《The way of the Prophet》


 Prologue- The Heavyweight Prophet

    I have reached the port, Elderham.


    A lively bustling town, and one of the top provider of sea monsters. They make an exquisite delicacy. Well, a perfect place, where the seafood is cheaper and I am so hungry after this long traveling.


    ¡°Hey, it would be better that you avoid attraction.¡±, said Polpo, my staff.


    ¡°Well, this city is very busy and populated as well. So I don¡¯t need to wear that crappy hood over the face. By the way that would attract way more attention!¡±, I exclaimed.


    ¡°I don¡¯t get it. What did lord Yahweh see in you? I am the most venerable weapon who has accompanied almost all the former prophet. But you! You are the worst one.¡±, thundered Polpo.


    ¡°Hey now! Drop the Tsundere act will you? Talking staff would attract more attention! We are about to reach the streets.¡±


    ¡°Damn you insolent Brat!¡±


    Hence Polpo returned to an ordinary non-talking staff.


    He sounds like a nagging granny, but he is just concerned for my well being. Although, it¡¯s fun to tease him around.


    Finally we entered the port town, Elderham and we are on the streets.


    The Streets smells like fishes and there is a saltiness in the air. Well, I have dressed like a commoner to mix in with the crowd.


    I am wearing a red Shirt with my buttons fly open; shorts with a pair of slippers; and a straw hat. It¡¯s summertime and these are trending fashion. I am a little skinny, but I have an appetite like a horse. I don¡¯t know why I don¡¯t get any fatter.


    Well, I have to drop in the Elderham¡¯s cathedral and to meet with the high priest. Being a messenger of God is such a drag!


    *Grumble*


    My stomach has other plans tho. That old geezer can wait until I relish these town¡¯s food.


    I started to stroll around the streets. They were populated. Loads of merchant caravans have crowded the street. Everyone seems very busy.


    I stopped an old man, who seemed a very nice guy. Most of the people seemed to not be disturbed.


    ¡°Excuse me! Can you tell me a tavern nearby? I am a fellow traveler¡±, I asked.


    ¡°Huh? Isn¡¯t it little early for a drink, son? You better return home to your mama.¡±, replied the grandpa.


    ¡°Well, I am really hungry! So please can you give direction to a nearby tavern or diner place?¡±, I replied with courtesy.


    ¡°Well listen carefully son¡­¡±, replied the grandpa, and he signaled me to lower my head by his hand.


    I enclosed my ear near his mouth.


    It would be a problem if I miss any direction.


    He brought his mouth, further closer to my ear. Even his mustache started to tickle my ears but I still endured it.


    ¡°Listen, son, outside food is not hygienic. You must eat homemade food, so go back, son.¡±


    Wait, what?


    I grabbed the geezer by his collar,


    ¡°Listen you old senile! I came from far of land that I can¡¯t even return home back. I came here, just to fix this world in chaos! I traveled almost a 150 km listening to the teachings of another old hag (Polpo). Now I have reached my destination, just to travel another 100 kilometers. So before I work, I want to have a decent food. And now again you are starting to tell me what I should do? GIVE ME A BREAK!! Just hurry up and tell me where I could eat or else I will eat you, instead.¡±


    This old geezer sure knows how to piss me! I really hate nagging old people.


    I headed to the tavern after receiving the directions from that old man after my threat.


    Suddenly in a frail voice,


    ¡°Oi, is that a way to behave to an elderly people?¡±,squealed Polpo, the staff.


    ¡°Now, now don¡¯t start another lecture about manners!¡±, I replied meekly.


    ¡°You don¡¯t even have a demeanor of a common priest and yet you are the prophet! I shall be getting sick soon.¡±, said Polpo with a sigh.


    ¡°Hurry up and die, already. Your nags have eaten half of my lifetime, you know?¡±


    ¡°Hey kid, watch out. There are people staring us. Be on your guard¡±. said Polpo in a serious tone and kept quiet.If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.


    Now after mentioning, some people are gazing us suspiciously. I don¡¯t wanna blow my cover.


    Well, I am a wanted person after all. I have a bounty of 90 gold rocks i.e. approx 90,000 gold pebbles.


    I entered the tavern which also is densely populated. There were many travelers, mostly mercenary soldiers. I have a bad feeling, but I entered anyway.


    I walked towards the bar counter and took a seat.


    The atmosphere got a little quieter. The mercenary soldiers started to mumble with each other while staring at me. My back was turned towards them but I still could feel their stares.


    More people entered the tavern, who were armed. Probably, they followed me from the streets.


    I should have heed Polpo¡¯s advice but it¡¯s too late, now.


    ¡°Excuse me! Can I have the Meat stew with diced pork cutlet, an extra large size, along with a drink, pretty please?¡±, I ordered to the beautiful female bartender.


    ¡°Sure.¡±, she replied.


    ¡°Hey, beautiful. Are you going out with someone?¡±, I asked her.


    ¡°Huh? I am very sorry but I am married and have a son as well.¡±


    ¡°Wow? But you look so young?¡±


    ¡°Oh, stop flattering me, it¡¯s embarrassing.¡±


    And so I had a normal conversation just to avoid those gaze. Even the one following me took a table and sat, doing nothing but gaze.


    I shall eat my fill than leave the town as soon as possible.


    It¡¯s better to avoid any commotion.


    ¡°Ah, Here you go sir. Enjoy¡±, said the bartender and served me.


    The special stew consisting of the sea monster meat with pork cutlet blend, with flavoring spices atop. Long I have missed this aroma, of cooking! All I ate during my travel was mushroom and cooked weed. Sometimes rats or goblins, they taste like shit! But Polpo said they were good for health. The cooking recipe from Polpo is totally gross.


    I started chowing down on my food.


    Then when suddenly, a huge muscled brawn stood up from his table. He is bald and had a beard. He wore a light armor and his abs could be seen, what a show-off. He had huge Axe behind his back, which was mildly chipped. Guess, he battle¡¯s regularly with that giant Axe.


    He walked towards me and took a seat beside me, on the counter while continued to stare.


    I tried to ignore his gaze and focused on munching down my food.


    ¡°Hey, you brat!! Are you the heavyweight champion with 90,000 gold pebbles bounty on your head?¡±, he asked sternly with an evil grin on his face.


    Suddenly, the room became quiet. A number of heads turned their ears, waiting to hear my reply.


    I looked him on his face, while my cheeks were still stuffed.


    ¡°SShhorri wrung purson!¡± (Sorry, wrong person) and continued to eat.


    His mood suddenly changed. He got pissed because I ignored him.


    He lowered his head towards my bowl and spat inside it.


    I halted and looked him with my cold, lifeless eyes.


    He just spat on my dish? He is trying to pick a fight with me!


    But I should avoid any commotion! I shall turn a blind eye.


    I gulped down my food stuffed in my mouth and pushed away from the bowl. His spit was still floating on my meat piece, GROSS!


    ¡°Excuse me? Can I have another one? And please add the tab for this dish on this Mr. Baldie, beside me, will you?¡±, I asked politely to the bartender with a gallant smile.


    Muscular dude¡¯s eyebrow twitched, and he reached his pocket and removed a pamphlet.


    ¡°You sure got a lot of nerve, don¡¯t you? Heavyweight champ of Lokyce.¡±, said the brawn with even a wider grin than before.


    He displayed the pamphlet with my face and the bounty amount inscribed on it. So they even started to circulate my wanted posters. Even the bounty has increased!


    People inside the tavern got up from their seats and everyone equipped weapons. They looked me like hungry hyenas, whose about to pounce on a poor frail rabbit (me).


    I wiped my mouth clean with the edge of my shirt. I turned towards the bartender. She looks worried for me.


    I smiled, at her,


    ¡°Damn, I wanted to eat even more¡­¡±, before I could continue, the muscle dude picked me by the neck. My feet couldn¡¯t even reach the ground.


    ¡°You little twerp, have a lot of nerve. To ignore, the great bounty hunter Grizzley. I can¡¯t believe you are the heavyweight champ, your just a puny peasant. Who cares! Your face matches, just fine! So should I carry you to the bounty office or your head would suffice the needs as well.¡± said, baldy. Arrogantly.


    I reached my hand towards his head, slowly.


    ¡°What are you trying to do, twerp?¡±, asked baldy.


    I reached his head and gently patted his bald head.


    ¡°Cool down, baldy. Here I shall pat your head, gently. How¡¯s that?¡±,and continued patting his head.


    ¡°How dare you mock me? Now you are SO DEAD!¡±, said baldy, angrily.


    With the other free hand, he reached out for his Axe behind his back.


    ¡°Bad move baldy! How about 100kg!!¡±


    The weight of my hand on his head changed approx 100 kilograms. He falls right on his face that almost half of his head submerged on the ground.


    He fainted on sight and I stood back up after reverting my hand normally. Gently brush off the dust caught on my shirt.


    ¡°Was that a bit overboard? Damn look my paw marks on the baldie hilarious right?¡±, I said jokingly, but the crowd was not amused at all.


    Suddenly, a soldier,¡±Get him!¡±


    Two soldiers came forward dashing, both armed with a sword.


    I quickly lifted my leg backward as if I was kicking a football. With full might released it while about to kick the unconscious baldie, but before the impact, I quickly changed the weight of my leg around 500 kilograms.


    The baldie went flying towards the soldiers like a ninja blade and knocked both the soldiers out. He went through the wall and created a massive hole.


    All the soldiers got scared and did not attempt to do anything further. Everybody stayed on their toes.


    ¡°Sorry for the commotion, missy. Here!¡±, and I handed a bartender a golden cross,¡±Give this to the cathedral, and they shall pay for that wall. Thank you for the dinner.¡±


    Took my staff and left the tavern.


    I made sure to tore off the poster before leaving, it¡¯s not going to be any help tho.


    I feel a lot better after teaching that baldie, a lesson- don¡¯t judge people by looks.


    Hope he won¡¯t just pick a fight with people, just because they look meek.


    Well, I didn¡¯t eat my fill but was enough for today. I shall buy little more rations for my travel.


    I stood on the coast of the sea while viewing the beautiful sea.


    There were a lot of fishing boats, ships, crabs, dolphins, even a dead body? Oh, that¡¯s Mr. Baldie from before. I guess he will be alright.


    And so started off on my adventure as a prophet.


    ¡°Hey, you still need to meet up at the Cathedral!¡±, said Polpo.


    ¡°Oh yeah, I was heading there.¡±, I replied.


    Adventure after sharing my presence as the prophet in the cathedral of Elderham.


    What a drag!

 Chapter 0 - Missing my mommy

    What happened?


    Did the lights go out?


    Why it¡¯s so dark and cold.


    I am scared.


    What is this place?


    Where am I?


    How did I reach here?


    ¡°....¡±


    There isn¡¯t even a speck of sound either.


    What the heck is this place?


    It¡¯s very lonely.


    But at the same time I have a nostalgic feeling.


    Why do I feelvagueconnection with this room?


    This place reminds me of myself. Thisplace is where I belong.


    This similarity between me and this room is that loneliness is common between us.


    I feel like this is my home except it was not dark as this place tho.


    My home has the similar atmosphere.


    I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I lived in a huge mansion with several dozen of maids and butlers for my service just with a sound of my finger snaps. It seems very luxurious easy going life, but it wasn¡¯t.


    My father went missing when I was 3-year-old and was never seen again. No one knows his whereabouts. So my mom stepped up his in his stead and took over his company. She raised me as a single mother but was never home. She was out of the country most of the time. Hence, I was raised by the maids and butlers.


    My mom used her money and fame to enroll me in a prestigious school but I never wanted to go in one. I never wanted to attend school at all.


    From kindergarten, I never had a friend.


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    No one wanted to be my friend, everyone avoided me because I have a scary face.


    My teeth are sharp as if it belonged to a carnivorous beast and my eyes were broad which made me look as if I was angry even tho I am not. This looks were passed on me by my mother. There was a rumor, people say that father ran away because my mom looked scary. My mom took it as a joke but I know how she feels when such arguments about her face were made.


    The same thing repeated with me.


    They looked me like if I was infected with disease. They thought I could eat people if they ever try to pester me.


    I tried to make a friendly conversation, but they just made an excuse and ran away.


    I read many books and researched about ¡°how to interact with people¡±, ¡°how to make friends¡±, etc books. But everything I do, resulted in a failure.


    ¡°The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.¡± -Thomas Paine.


    Yeah I believed it, a smile would solve everything. But it did no shit. Just worsen my condition.


    Every time I smile at people the more feared and distant they become. My smile was more like an evil grin which was never my intent. The smile backfired and then many weird rumors also started circulating about me.


    I amnamed Freddy, the baby eater.


    <div>I don¡¯t know what just happened but, the sense of guilty overwhelmed me. I huged her back and cried.

 Chapter 1- Cannot comprehend the truth

    It seems like it¡¯s been months have passed while I float inside this darkness.


    Am I alive or am I asleep?


    How did I die?


    The last thing I remember that someone stabbed me from the back.


    Yeah, I tried to be a hero and I died. In the end, I did nothing.


    I always used to run away from classes whenever I could.


    I would stroll around places and picked up garbage, along the roadside and the riverside. People look me with astonishment, which I liked. They were impressed by my work. I loved the way they looked at me, thinking that I am a nice and honest kid cleaning my city.


    Than after the end of day I used to run back to school with my sullied and filthy clothes. The students again circulated rumors that I went to settle a score with other kids. The distance increased between us, but I know one day they would know the truth. They would feel a bit, ashamed and their perspective for me would change.


    Hence I continued my task without worrying about people. I hid the truth from my butler because he won¡¯t allow me to continue my work.


    It was a sunday morning and I bunked my extra classes for maths and science.


    I strolled around the park when I saw a four boys who seemed very shady. So I followed them. I concealed my presence. Normally, I never seen such bunch of people before, near this park.


    ¡°Wow, she such a babe right? How about you hang with us, instead?¡±, cried out a dude who wore a cap and sunglasses with a goatee beard. May be he was a college student.


    ¡°Hey don¡¯t ignore us! We are great people. Come on, at least tell me your name?¡±, squealed a short and thin person with dark skin who looked like hipster. He looked like middle school student because of his height but he had beard.


    They could be a college classmates, but they were not from near the town tho.


    They were hitting over a girl walking in-front of them. The girl seems pissed but she kept ignoring them.


    If I rescue these girl from the clutches of these horn dogs, I will become a hero. I shall wipe out my reputation, like a clean slate in one swoop.


    But what if she fall for me? Yeah she would fell in love with me after I rescue her.


    She looks cute, and It won¡¯t be that bad if she was my girlfriend. She seems older than me but I won¡¯t mind.


    Suddenly, a shriek came from the toilet.


    I had already pursued them near the toilet and was hiding behind a bush near it.


    I was so lost in thought that I forgot to keep track of those boys.


    The scream was of the same girl I guess. What happened?


    Now that I think about it, those boys are not around either.


    Don¡¯t tell me that¡­?


    Is she in trouble?


    Is this the boys doing?!


    I looked around, but no one came after the scream.


    Is she fine? What should I do?


    But how could a middle school boy defeat a college students? For making matter even worse, I will also be outnumbered.


    Lately on news, there were a gang who would assault and rape girls.


    What if they are that gang members and their next target is this girl?


    Should I call the police?


    I can¡¯t save her alone.


    Should I ask for help from other people? But most people do ignore me and I¡¯m not good with communicating with people either.


    But there is not much time. I have to do something. Iam a nice person, an honest, hardworking student.


    God showered me with this opportunity to be a hero, instead.


    Yes! God is testing my resolve. If I save her, I would become famous and people will respect me. If I do nothing, I would be alone forever.


    I will save her. I don¡¯t know how, but I will save her, no matter how!


    I dashed out from the bush like an athlete and headed to the female lavatory.


    It should be embarrassing but at that time my mind was blank.


    I need to save her! That¡¯s all was in my head.


    I stormed inside and tried to look around where she was.


    Then suddenly someone stabbed me from behind. My mind went blank and next thing I remember that I was inside this room of darkness.


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    But thinking back. their were people looking at me suspiciously as well.


    Some people did saw me break inside the female lavatory. So I might have alarmed the people indirectly and they would rush to the sight.


    So guess the girl was saved and those evil thugs were caught red-handed.


    My death wasn¡¯t in vain after all. I would be a brave hero who was killed during the act of saving a girl. I would make the headlines of the newspaper in the front page, and it would also clear the misunderstanding inside my school. I did make my mom proud.


    I have no regrets, at least I became a hero for someone.


    Thank you for the opportunity, lord.


    When I was in a deep thought.


    A light, appeared. Like a single star inside this enormous sea of darkness.


    That star slowly and slowly grew bigger and bigger until the darkness disappeared totally.


    The room was now full bright and white; I thought it was now time to float in such bright room like before I did in the darkroom.


    But suddenly a Giant, humongous gate appeared from thin air.


    I was startled for a second.


    I think the gate is made from bronze. It has beautiful carvings all over. Something like the hieroglyphs from the pyramids. To viking symbols, even Japanese and Sanskrit. All most all human language is carved in it. There was a huge sun carving as well.


    I started to approach the gate, then suddenly.


    ¡°Hey you there? How did a demon like you run away from the gates of Hell?¡±, a voice boomed.


    After tracking the owner of the voice. I froze.


    This man had wings like swan much larger tho. He had beautiful blonde curly hair, and he was shirtless and just wore a clothing like a bath towel below till the knees. He had very muscular built and also pretty face.


    There was another guy with same attire and wings, but he had long black silky hair.


    They both stood before me and were way much taller than me. My head reached their waist length.


    So these are what we call, Angels.


    ¡°Eh, hh..hii¡±, I stuttered. I am pretty nervous after all.


    ¡°How did you escape from the gates of hell? I shall now, slaughter you! You evil filth,", And the blonde angel raises his arm, and a trident appears out of nowhere.


    ¡°He...hey hold on second? What you mean by a demon?.. Hey don¡¯t kill me again!¡±, I closed my eyes and my arms came in front of face as a reflex.


    ¡°Hold on Rhamiel,¡±, the black-haired angel grabs the arm of the blonde one,"Can¡¯t you see the nimbus ring above his head?¡±


    I don¡¯t know what is going on but the black-haired dude is nicer.


    The blonde one seems confused and lowered his trident.


    ¡°Now that you say it, he does have the nimbus ring. He looks completely evil tho. Well, what if he is an infiltrator from Hell? He would have disguised himself as a fellow light soul.¡±


    I am really pissed! Even the angel judging me by looks? ,


    ¡°Hey you, Blondie. Don¡¯t judge me by my face! I died for a noble cause. You yourself looks like a pervert with just a towel hanging around your crotch, So don¡¯t you dare to call other people names?¡±


    I blew my top! I don¡¯t care if he kills me or eat me. They are handsome angel dudes but they have a brain like a pigeon.


    ¡°Oh, you do got tongue, like those heinous demons, don¡¯t you?¡±, replied the Blondie, while his eyebrows twitched.


    ¡°Now. now. Don¡¯t get ahead of yourself, human.¡±, interrupts the black-haired angel. He seems a very calm and a very intelligent person unlike the blonde one.


    The black-haired turns toward the blonde,


    ¡°He has been summoned by lord himself. So behave yourself. You don¡¯t want to be exiled for another decade again, do you?¡±


    Listening so, the blonde turns alarming, ¡°This demon in the skin of light soul? Are you kidding me?¡±


    I felt like punching him in his face, but our height difference was vast. So I ignored as if I didn¡¯t hear his statement and pouted my face while crossing my arms looking the other way.


    The black haired one mumbled in the other one¡¯s ear.


    I couldn''t hear anything. He whispered for a second or three.


    ¡°SO HE IS THAT GUY?!! I see¡±, exclaimed the Blondie and stared me with astonishment.


    Well, it¡¯s not shocking but the black angel must have told him about my heroic deed when I was on my last legs.


    Well, at least he shut his mouth for good.


    This is my moment to shine.


    So I turned towards the blonde and looked him in the eye.


    A smile appeared on my face, and one arm rested on my waist while the other arm in the air, pointing upwards.


    My legs were spread, and I tilted toward my back.


    This is a cool look that I thought I would pose for photo shoot for newspaper after saving that girl. But I never succeed so at least I shall utilize it here.


    They were stunned, and they ran out words and just continue to stare.


    It was pretty awkward; they did not say anything, but I did not let lose my composure.


    I stepped forward to claim my thunder,


    ¡°Yeah, I gave up my life while in the act to save a girl. I don¡¯t have any regrets. I am proud of myself. So the world would never judge me by my looks, and my name would be recorded in history of the hero''s.¡±, I said with a bright smile and rested both my arms around waist. Stood proudly like a hero from a manga.


    ¡°.......¡±


    They didn¡¯t utter a word.


    I waited for a comment.


    Then suddenly, the Blondie, interrupts,


    ¡°The girl shrieked because she saw a spider. That¡¯s all,"


    Wait, a second?


    WHAT??


    ¡°What are you talking about?¡±


    The blonde angel continues,


    ¡°The gang of boys left when she entered the lavatory while you were lost in thought. The girl shrieked because she saw a spider. That¡¯s when you came sprinting and busted inside the female lavatory. You were in a panic and didn¡¯t notice that you by mistakenly stepped on a wet broom and slipped and went flying. Then your butt landed on the water tap of the wash basin which was 18 centimeters wide. It penetrated your anus, and you fractured your tailbone, and you bled to death. In your death moments, you moaned with ecstasy and had a lewd face. You even shat your pants. The girl screamed when she saw you and the four boys that you thought were the rapist, called the police. Then when officers came to arrest, you were already pronounced dead. Well, your wish to become famous came true. But instead of hero, the newspaper printed - A pervert assault fails miserably and dies¡± (lol)


    What the Fuck?!

 Chapter 2 - Shocked but not surprised

    It¡¯s a lie.


    It¡¯s a lie.


    It¡¯s a lie.


    It¡¯s a lie.


    It¡¯s a lie.


    ¡°HAHAHAHAHA¡­..¡±, the sound of laughter echoed in my ears, even after I have enclosed my ears shut with hands.


    It¡¯s a lie.


    It has to be a lie!


    ¡°What an idiot? Hahahaha..¡±, the blondie exclaimed continued to laugh while bending over his stomach and tapping his knees.


    ¡°Shut up, You pigeon brained shit! You are a liar.¡±, I protested.


    ¡°WAHAHAHAHAHA...uh¡­ I have lived almost for eight centuries but I haven¡¯t seen such lunatic person ever in my life!¡±, the blondie turns towards the black haired one, "Have you? Darius? Hahaha...¡±


    "You are a terrible liar! You are the incarnation of evil who insults the dead! Shame on you!¡±, I exclaimed.


    He is messing with me! Such shitty klutz people are popular in manga and novels. Stupid bird brain.


    ¡°Well, I am not lying tho, here see for yourself.¡±, said the blondie.


    And suddenly a monitor screen with a huge display popped out of nowhere.


    ¡°What the¡­¡±, I mumbled upon seeing the screen.


    News channel?


    Even people of the heaven watch news from earth? Well, I knew that technology was growing rapidly but this is crazy!


    I don¡¯t get why don''t the angels wear a decent pair of jeans in such advanced technology?


    ¡º¡°Today¡¯s breaking news, a pervert failed miserably and dies inside the toilet¡°?said the news reporter on TV.¡»


    Well, that isn¡¯t me. I was stabbed.


    Wait, what the¡­.


    The girl that I tried to rescue, was on TV as well.


    ¡º¡°Yeah, he fell on the tap and even while dying he panted heavily like a pervert and drooled after he entered the ladies lavatory. He even wept. I was so scared that I screamed and fainted than when I was awake, he was already dead.¡±¡»


    , the girl who I tried to rescue said to the reporter.


    I can¡¯t believe this! THIS HAS TO BE FAKE!


    Then the scene shift to the same guy, the first one to hit on the girl.


    ¡º¡°Yeah, I heard her scream and meh bro¡¯s came to her rescue. It was a terrible site, man! I am gonna have nightmares. He had an evil grin, even in his death. Meh got my shit scared, man!. For a while, I had these feeling somebody was following us. He was a bonafide pervert right till the end of time.¡±¡»


    , he said while the other boys behind him nodded in an agreement.


    I don¡¯t know what is going on, anymore!


    Now the scene turned towards, Mr. Toby. Who always greeted me in the park, when I was cleaning the park. He will be some of help, I am sure about it.


    ¡º¡°Well let¡¯s talk with the spectator who was present near the spot. Hello Mr. Toby. I heard you sighted that man lurking around the park often? So what really did happen that day?¡±¡»


    , questioned the news reporter.


    I know I can count on you, Mr. Toby.


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    ¡º¡° Well I have seen this man often around. He used to pick garbage and stared at passerby people with an evil grin. At that instant, I knew he was a pervert with a weird fetish. That Sunday afternoon, I came to feed the birds when this man had already sighted a target. I saw him hiding in the bushes and pursuing the girl. He wasn¡¯t able to attack that girl because she was accompanied by the kind boys. Then when she went to the lavatory, he stormed inside like a hungry ape. His eyes rolled white and dashed inside like crazy when the four boys weren¡¯t watching. I rushed to the scene but that man already died. Such is karma. He deserved it.¡±¡» replied Mr. Toby.


    ¡º¡°Thank you very much, Mr. Toby. So back again to the topic. He was a very dangerous person, it¡¯s also speculated that he is a member of the gang who has targeted many girls. Our investigation is in process. He was the heir to the one of the top global powerhouse of Tygar family. We are waiting for a comment from the CEO whose the mother of the accused¡­"¡» the news was cut before the reporter could finish.


    The blondie had a smirk on his face, I didn¡¯t even have an ounce of energy to fight back or throw tantrums. I don¡¯t have anything to defend myself.


    The black haired angel watched me with a pity like I am a roadside homeless starving puppy.


    I fell on my knees and looked on the ground, feeling ashamed. I lost any strength to stand up anymore. I don¡¯t even care what blondie says anymore. I just wanted one friend, but now I even shamed my mom.


    I really do wanna die. I am dead already but I wanna die once again and disappear.


    The huge gates opened up.


    ¡°Let¡¯s go Mr. wanna be Hero.¡± , said the blondie.


    I followed behind, although I don¡¯t want to.


    As soon I entered there was an enormous city which was built on clouds.


    There isn¡¯t land at all. Everything was built on the clouds. There was lake over cloud and mountain made of clouds. The river stream used to flow through the clouds and there were many people living in the cloudy regions.


    The sun shined brightly and everyone seems very happy here.


    I hate this place!


    This place looks as if it is laughing at my existence. I feel like puking. This place is so bright that I would be blinded.


    We started to walk on the streets that lead to the massive castle on the mountain of clouds. Many villagers started to gather around the street.


    They started waving at us.


    Blondie and the black haired guy started waving towards the people in response. They cheered up even more.


    They sure are popular, but why isn''t anyone else bothered with their attire?


    ¡°Well now hold on tight!¡± said the black-haired angel.


    What is he talking about?


    Then both the angels grabbed me by my shoulder on both sides and flapped their wings.


    We soared on the high sky which had no clouds above.


    ¡°Wow, many people get scared when we take them to flight like this. You sure got guts human!¡±, teased, the blondie.


    Wait did he praise me? Nah that can¡¯t be.


    ¡°Yeah, I don¡¯t care if you drop me and bash my head to the ground and die. I am prepared for it.¡±,I replied.


    We reached the castle door in a jiffy.


    There were lots of pervy angels guards posted outside the castle.


    We stood right in front castle gate.


    The castle is beautiful like it was made all out of white marble. It dazzled because of the sunrays. It was so huge that it can occupy the whole Disneyland inside it, easily.


    One of the guards knocked on the door and returned back to his post, beside the gate.


    The door started to open up, slowly.


    I peeked through the gap, in curiosity.


    Did I saw BOOBS?


    The door opened and there we were greeted by a female angel whos wearing a raunchy clothing!


    Well, king of this place sure does have good taste. Except for the boys uniform. Is he bisexual?


    The female angel had green curly hair and green eyes. She had fair skin and she wore a mini-skirt and a bikini like a sports bra.


    Now, this is what I call a real angel.


    Thank you, god. I thought I would turn gay any second with this pervy exhibitionist angel guys.


    ¡°Welcome sire Rahmiel and sire Darius. Lord Yahweh has been waiting for you, eagerly.¡±,welcomed the female angel, after bowing her head gracefully.


    I continued to stare at her bosom. I have even better perspective, thanks to her bowing down.


    Our eyes met and she stood up back again. She saw me when I was ogling at her Tata¡¯s.


    I smiled at her, with an innocent smile.


    She looked me like I am a filth; A chewing gum stuck on a seat of a crowded bus, that no one wants to occupy. I know she hates me, deja vu.


    After looking closely she has a huge spear behind her back, as well. I just remembered the incident when the blondie attacked me.


    Don¡¯t wanna go through that phase again, so I lowered my head. Well, I wanted to die a second ago, tho. Guess those tits gave me the will to live on! That''s why people say that every man has women behind his success.


    Suddenly a portal opened magically and we three; Me, blondie and black haired angels stepped inside.


    We went into a trance with many colorful lights, similar like those in fantasy anime shit, and came out into a meeting room.


    This looked like a quarter of king right out of a fantasy world. The room smelled like timber. It had a variety of paintings and carvings.


    There was an old man standing out on the balcony, gazing outside.


    Suddenly, both the angel dudes kneeled on the ground.


    ¡°Lord Yahweh, we bought him as you commanded.¡±, said the black-haired angel.


    The old man on the balcony turns towards us and enters the room.


    He''s in his pajamas and a nightcap, and has a long beard.


    So he is the king of these angels. Well, he doesn''t look like one but he also is horny in the end, who makes their servants wear such revealing clothes.


    ¡°Welcome, young one. I waited for so long. Make yourself comfortable, will you¡±, welcomed the old man.


    ¡°Well, then I shall take upon your offer.¡±, I replied.


    I took a stroll inside the room. The angels stared me worriedly. I liked that look on their face. My shoulders were aching after they kept on holding, as I was prisoner.


    ¡°Well you shall be a little puzzled that why did I summon you, right?¡±, asked the geezer.


    I continued to wander into the room and replied.


    ¡°Well, I don¡¯t know a thing that is happening, right now. So Nah, I don''t know.¡±


    I went to the balcony and gazed out.


    LO! Female warriors having a combat drill with each other.


    They were practing unarmed combat like wrestling. It''s a bit intense and hot at the same time.


    The boobies are jiggling and being gropped by each other.


    So this is his majesty''s daily entertainment, damn!


    ¡°Nice view, right grandpa?¡±, I smirked evil grin.


    ¡°Eh, yeah...yes indeed. I can clearly view the city and it''s people and beautiful lakes and mountains as well. Breathtaking, right?¡±, replied old man, hesitantly.


    ¡°Yeah, lovely huge mountains you got there, wanna go trekking...right? ¡±, I asked.


    ¡°You impudent brat!¡±, interrupted the blondie,¡±Watch your tongue, he is the creator of the world, Lord Yahweh. He is the god that you humans worship.¡±


    Well, I am not surprised. Not at all.


    It was true that someone told that world is about to end- ARMAGEDDON bitch!

 Chapter 3 - Some serious shit is going on!

    The almighty creator of the world is standing right, in-front of me.


    The one we humans have been worshiping, since the beginning of our civilization.


    Each and every civilization had a different opinion about how God might look.


    The Egyptians worshiped were demi-human; a head of an animal and body of a human.


    The Greeks worshiped the planets.


    The Aztecs worshiped the sun, the moon, and the forest.


    The Hindus worshiped the statues.


    The Islams worshiped figureless divine entity named Allah.


    Etc.


    But now the mastermind behind everything is standing right in front of me.


    He has blue eyes and long beard, not shaved for ages. He''s wearing pure white pajamas and a nightcap bought from a shopping mall, I guess.


    I had no idea that God would look like this.


    Well, it could have been worse.


    The scientist of the modern age has claimed that God we worship was aliens roaming in the UFO''s called Grey Aliens- Grey ugly looking people with a tiny body, large eyes, and large head.


    I have seen those ugly things on the TV many times.


    They looked like a crossbreed between a human and large-eyed lemur and I don''t know why they are always shown naked. The scientists even say that they are the future race of humans and that''s how we shall look in near future.


    P.S.- Scientist can eat shit.


    So this look is way better than that.


    Shouldn¡¯t I feel very blessed and a lucky person whose meeting with God?


    Well, I had my share of bad luck for all my life, but again I feel dejected.


    Only if he wasn¡¯t a pervert...


    I don¡¯t know how the religious cult would react if the creator ever gave an audience. Their reaction after knowing his nature would be priceless.


    ¡°Well, this is very difficult to digest and I know how you feel, son. You might have lots of questions and doubts but we have to make haste because time is short.¡±, said the God while he gently caresses my head.


    If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.¡°So what¡¯s gonna happen now? Will I be resurrected or am I gonna continue to live like those cloud villagers?¡±, I asked with curiosity.


    ¡°Well, I have other plans for you, son. I know your past life was very miserable. I am here to fulfill your long awaited wish.¡±, said God with a gentle smile.


    ¡°What you talking about? What wish?¡±, I asked.


    He ignored my question and turns towards the angels who were still bowing down and observing our conversation.


    ¡°Rhamiel and Darius, I thank you for escorting Little Frederick here. As for the future of Estayphus and its people, I have already decided to take the next step. So you guys should have no worries.¡± said God smilingly, ¡± Now, I would like to have a very crucial discussion with Little Frederick that would decide the fate of Estayphus. Now you guys can return to your post.¡±


    Blondie stood up in panic,


    ¡°You can¡¯t be serious My lord! Don¡¯t tell me, this brat is the chosen one? Please, Lord, I would like you to reconsider!¡±.


    I don¡¯t have a clue what are they even talking about.


    The black-haired angel stood up and also had a serious look, SCARY!


    ¡°My lord! Sorry for my ingression but a human soul from earth? Well, they were the one who disobeyed and ate the forbidden fruit from the garden of Eden. You stopped the construction of earth halfway as punishment, but they did not learn their lesson. They have grown very insolent and have started to quarrel with themselves, creating war and fighting like wild creatures. You turned a blind eye for long, now! I wanted you to destroy earth but your kindness has no bounds and you still let them continue to live. But now you are picking a human soul from earth? I would like you to reconsider as well, my lord.¡±, said the black-haired dude bowing his head and kneeling on the ground.


    The god has a sad look,


    ¡°I know they ate the forbidden fruit of knowledge and have turned greedy but there are kind people as well. They are not completely evil and this young soul will be the one to change the world into a better place. You people need to be little more forgiving. This human soul is the next mascot and THAT is my WILL.¡±


    They didn¡¯t argue any further.


    Both angels left the room. They were restless but still heed the god¡¯s command and left. Well, I don¡¯t know what is going on, but some serious shit is going on, that''s for sure.


    Well, I assume that ancestors of my species did something to piss the gods, not surprising.


    Well, I think God has an important thing to discuss with me. I don¡¯t know why so hatred for the humans and what all about me being the chosen one and what is Estayphus?


    The god walks to the balcony and looks upwards in the sky. He looked worried and stared the limitless sky as if seeking answers for his worries. Well a god also has a rough time, now that''s news to me.


    He then turns his head towards me,


    ¡°So let¡¯s discuss, about your journey, my son.¡±, said god with a pleasant smile.


    So God is not that bad as I imagined him to be.


    Well so now my reason for existence will be answered.


    I am a little bit nervous.

 Chapter 4 - Ow! My bad!

    I am the chosen one by God himself!


    He also said that he would fulfill my wish although I don¡¯t remember making one. Well, I had made a ton of them but I don¡¯t know which one he is talking about!


    Hmm, I got to think what wish did I made that God will grant me?


    Don¡¯t tell me he gonna make me superstar celebrity! Well, I do possess an excellent caliber of an actor. Well, it won¡¯t be that bad tho.


    But what if he grows another pair of a nose on Professor Stein''s!


    I had asked the gods to curse him because he always used to nag about my blank homework notes.


    It won¡¯t be even amusing if I can¡¯t see the Professor face to face.


    Well, he was talking about something about Estayphus fate which depends on me.


    What is Estayphus?


    To me, It sounds like some exotic fashion show competition.


    Don¡¯t tell me!


    ¡°Have a seat, Frederick. I have an important job for you, my child and also to fulfill your long-awaited dream.¡±, said Lord Yahweh, seated on the balcony of his quarters.


    He called me to take a seat beside him and enjoy the beautiful scenery provided by the balcony.


    I wanted to be a famous celebrity but I don¡¯t wanna participate in a fashion show!


    I don¡¯t wanna wear just a toil of cloth covering my balls like those exhibitionist angel guards. I am dead but I still got my self-respect. There is no fucking way! I¡¯m not gonna give in to his fetishes, even if he is a God!


    I approach slowly towards the empty seat beside god while he gazes into the sky.


    I sat while maintaining a little distance from him.


    Well, he is a bisexual pervert, in the end.


    He looks towards me, while I continue to dodge any skin touch in any way possible. I still maintain a gap between him and my body.


    ¡°Son, what¡¯s with this overwhelming nervousness? Why do you act like this?¡±,asks God.


    ¡°Because I don¡¯t swing that way. I am straight.¡±, I replied in reflex.


    ¡°Pardon?¡±, replies god.


    Damn, I just blurted out my mind.


    ¡°Ah...OH! I meant to say¡­.that¡­ I am nothing but a lowly human being and YOU! You are the mighty creator. So a lowly being such as me should not share a seat along with the mighty God! So ¡­... I shall sit on the floor instead.¡±, I replied in protest.


    Saying so I got up to take a seat on the floor, away from Lord Yahweh.This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon.


    ¡°Stop this nonsensical crap like discrimination¡±, he grabs me by the shoulder and made me sit forcefully. He even passes his arm through my neck over the shoulder like as if we are friends.


    Well, I am feeling a bit weird, but if the god pulls any of the indecent stunts! Then I would surely kick his balls to the blue.


    If he is the god then I am the balls pulverizer, Fred.


    His expressions changed into a serious look as he gazes in my eyes. His arm over my shoulder turns a bit firmer. The surrounding gets a lot quieter than before.


    I stare back into his eyes, while he stares in mine.


    Well, I just noticed that the god has a bit broader arms in size compared to mine but less than angels tho.


    Wait, What the fuck is going on!


    Is this a scene from Boy love romance novel going on?


    I am not into Yaoi stuff, for fuck sake!


    ¡°Well, you have a major part to play, son.¡±, said god in a monotonous voice.


    Is this a confession?


    FUCK!


    I got up and cleared a distance between ourselves.


    ¡°You know God! I am a straight guy and I don¡¯t swing that way. So please let me out of the hook.¡±, I protested sternly.


    God was a bit confused, but after a second he understood what I was talking about.


    ¡°You got me wrong, son! I wanted to talk about saving the Estayphus and also about your incomplete dream.¡±


    I knew it!


    Some pervy sensual Yaoi fashion exhibition!


    I don¡¯t want to get famous by showing out my balls covered with a tissue-like cloth.


    ¡°Sorry, but I won¡¯t participate in this saving the Estayphus of yours. Catch someone else.¡±, I replied.


    ¡°But, You are the chosen one, Son. If you won¡¯t, then nobody can save Estayphus.¡±, said Lord Yahweh.


    ¡°Dude¡­. I meant your lord, I know that you love your Estayphus and would do anything to save it. But have some other guys fill me up, instead. I can¡¯t do it.¡±, I said.


    ¡°But you are the chosen one! If you won¡¯t then no one can save Estayphus. You have to save it.¡±,pleaded Lord Yahweh.


    ¡°I have some self-respect and it¡¯s against my moral ethics.¡±


    ¡°But you wanted to do this! Now¡¯s your time to save Estayphus and proclaim as a hero!¡±


    ¡°Huh?¡±


    What the fuck is wrong with this dude? He wants me so badly! I don¡¯t wanna be a chosen Yaoi exhibitionist fashion show contestant! Fuck it.


    By the way, how does winning a fashion show make one a hero?


    I think the dictionary of heavens has the wrong explanation for the word ¡®Hero¡¯.


    ¡°If you don¡¯t save Estayphus! Millions of lives would die.¡±, said Lord Yahweh.


    ¡°So now you would threaten the lives of innocent people! How petty can you be?! Just because I disagree to be a contestant of your fashion show?! What kind of God are you?", I thundered my voice in the fist of anger.


    ¡°HUH?!¡±


    Enough is enough.


    I need to make it clean and clear!


    I cleared my throat with a gentle cough.


    Straightened my back, upright.


    One hand at my waist and another arm on the railing bars of the balcony, to support my GENTLEMAN POSTURE.


    Even though I am wearing a weird full knee sized white clothing like god knows what!


    ¡°Listen up, pervy God! I like female boobies the most! My porn collection consists of maids and teacher who are busty milf! But NONE OF MY CONTENT HAS YAOI STUFF, EVER! So I m sorry! I can¡¯t be an exhibitionist like those shameless angels. Kill me or do whatever you want, I will not change my decision.¡±


    I said with my manly voice, expression and style.


    Lord Yahweh sat motionless with a jaw dropped wide in shock.


    He thought he can misuse his position and make anyone do anything, he wants!


    Such incompetent god.


    Sorry to burst your bubble but that won''t be happening. Your messing with the wrong guy.


    ¡°But I was talking about Estayphus, the world filled with magic. It is a realm on another dimension different from Earth.¡±


    ¡°...So Estayphus isn¡¯t a men¡¯s bikini fashion show?¡±


    ¡°....¡±


    ¡°Oh, my bad¡­¡­¡± Awkward, ¡±So what were you saying about me being a hero?¡±

 Chapter 5 - Crash landing

    I am standing on a magic teleportation circle like those in the mangas. It¡¯s about 5 meters in diameter.


    I am wearing the white robe and the God also gave me a mysterious magical staff.


    ¡°Is this safe, right?¡±, I asked nervously.


    ¡°It is. You should learn to have faith in God! I can¡¯t believe, such a young human being as my companion but I still believe in Lord Yahweh.¡± scowled the magical staff.


    Yeah, God bestowed me a magical staff!


    I was pretty excited first.


    Then it started to talk, I was more impressed.


    But then he kept on talking which became a bit annoying.


    He is like, my class teacher who always nagged around!


    ¡°GOD!? Could I have any other weapon? I don¡¯t like this nagging old fart!¡±, I asked Lord Yahweh.


    He was standing just outside the magic circle as he channeled mana through his palms.


    ¡°HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME! I have escorted about hundreds of Prophet in my life! But none of them had a terrible personality, like you! I have even accompanied prophets on earth as well! They were a lot well mannered than you!¡±, scowled the magical short-tempered talking staff.


    ¡°Shut your yapping for a second, will you¡±, I replied smugly.


    ¡°How dare you, you insolent brat-¡±, the staff continued.


    I ignored his rambling,


    ¡°God? Will I get any magical power? Something like the heroes in Marvels comic? Or something like an overpowered anime character?¡± I asked cheerfully.


    ¡°Yes, indeed you shall be bestowed with a power!¡±, God replied.


    ¡°WHAT POWER?! WHAT IS IT? Something like Superman or Goku? Can I vomit fire?..¡±


    ¡°Shut your barking, arrogant brat! Let lord Yahweh decide what¡¯s good for you!¡±, interrupted the annoying staff.


    He is the one who barks the most.


    ¡°You shall find out yourself when you reach! Good luck!¡±, answered God.


    ¡°But still God-¡±, before I could finish, the magic circle started to glow.


    A disk of light emerged above my head which had the exact diameter that of the magic circle and my body started to levitate. A force began to pull me towards that disk like portal.


    I glanced at God, who stood smilingly.


    ¡°By the way, I am straight.¡± was his last words. The next second I was inside another dimension.


    I knew Lord Yahweh is kinky.


    The current dimension I am in, was similar to the first one when I died.


    Except the colors are little vibrant. The constant white waves swayed towards a white hole that was pulling us in the same direction.


    The hole grew brighter and bigger by every time it reached closer.


    I tried to ask my staff but failed as the dimension seems seized my voice.


    We entered the white hole and the light was very bright that I was blinded and couldn¡¯t see anything at all. I closed my eyes shut for about a minute or so.


    The light started to fade and then I slowly opened my eyes.


    A beautiful scenery appeared out of nowhere!


    A beautiful green forest with trees that were bigger than any buildings. There was crystal blue lake which shined as it reflected the sunlight. Mountains whose tip disappeared behind the clouds. Some flock of birds just passed beside me that I have never seen that one on earth tho.


    Then my eyes fell on something.A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.


    WAIT A SECOND?! Is that what I think, That is?


    There I saw an enormous beast whose red scales glittered returning the sunlight. It was pretty far away but I could still identify it clearly!


    A FUCKING DRAGON!


    It flew in the midst of the clouds towards the mountains.


    Is this really happening!? Am I in a fantasy world that all the fiction and anime lover urged for?


    OH, my GOD! I am so happy that I can even eat noodles from my nostrils!


    I shall stuff it inside my nose forcefully even if it didn¡¯t reach my stomach.


    This is so unreally, REAL! That it didn''t feel real!


    ¡°Hey, brat are you alright!! If alive, say something!¡±, the voice of the talking staff interrupted me.


    I realized that I was in mid-air.


    The light disk was above my head but this time it pushed me down slowly towards the ground.


    ¡°Hey don¡¯t disturb me while I am midst an important conversation!¡±, I frowned.


    I was still holding on to the annoying magical staff. If it wasn¡¯t God''s will! I would have dumped him in the oceans with heavy stones tied to it. Just so no one else has to suffer his nags like I am doing, right now.


    ¡°Conversation? With whom? You didn¡¯t even say a word since we came out through the portal. Just glared around.¡±, said the staff.


    ¡°This is called self-monologue conversation within my head! It''s forbidden to eavesdrop as well.¡±, I replied.


    ¡°What a strange guy, you are!¡±


    That¡¯s right having a monologue is spooky but it¡¯s common for me. I had no friends so I used to talk to myself many times!


    The servants in the mansion used to get crept so I started to talk inside my head, instead.


    We soon landed on the ground.


    The portal disk shrunk and disappeared!


    We landed on an unpaved road that runs through a forest. The roads seem desolated and I can¡¯t see any passerby near.


    Guess people don¡¯t travel through here, much often.


    Anyway, the first thing I need to check out that which power am I having.


    Something like emitting fire, or superhuman strength or I can fly or both.


    I am really excited!


    ¡°Umm brat? Are you alright?¡±, asked the staff worriedly.


    ¡°Wow! What¡¯s with the worrywart, all of a sudden? Hey wait for a second-¡± The staff seems taller than before.


    What? The forest also seems growing!


    What¡¯s happening?!


    ¡°Okay listen brat don¡¯t panic just take it easy and look at your feet.¡±, said the staff.


    I did. My legs started to sink into the ground while the ground cracking up.


    ¡°Quicksand?!¡±, I tightened my grip on the staff.


    ¡°Hey don¡¯t grab me tightly like that! I shall be buried as well.¡±, shouted the staff.


    ¡°If I die! You die! Who the fuck lands on a quicksand! I am out of here.¡±


    My legs were already knee-deep in the ground.


    I tried to walk but instead, I lost my balance and fall on my back.


    ¡°Damn it!¡±, I shrieked.


    ¡°Listen, kid! This is no quicksand work but it''s your own fault!¡± said the staff in a deep serious voice.


    ¡°Are you, nuts? Have you lost your mind while traveling through the portal or what? Save me! Aren¡¯t you supposed to be magical staff? Do some magic beside talking and save me¡±, I cried out.


    The ground underneath started to pull me. The ground dirt started to flood my ears.


    I used my hands to take support on the floor and lifted my head to clear out that dirt inside my ear.


    Strangely it was very different than the quicksand on earth. The ground looked pretty hard and sturdy and it started to crack open where I was.


    ¡°Boy quickly lay on the ground and stretch out your legs and arms.¡± screamed the staff.


    I did.


    The sinking didn¡¯t stop but slowed down a lot.


    ¡°I should try to roll away from this pavement and get on the grassy forest?¡± I said.


    ¡°STOP! Don¡¯t dare to move a muscle and hear me out first.¡±, screamed the staff.


    Well, the staff really seemed very serious.


    ¡°Listen up boy! The forest floor won¡¯t save you either! This is your power that¡¯s making you sink into the ground!¡±,


    ¡°What shitty power is this?¡±


    ¡°This is no ordinary power! You have been bestowed with the power of mass and density from Lord Yahweh.¡±


    ¡°Power of mass and what?¡±


    ¡°The ability to increase and decrease the mass and density of your body. According to your free will! Currently, the mass and density of your body are very heavy that the ground cannot withstand it. Hence the ground below your feet started to submerge you inside!¡±, explained the staff.


    ¡°What kind of trash power is this? Just stop it, already! The dirt has already started to enter my ear.¡±


    ¡°This power ain''t no trash! This is the rarest ability that the first prophet and only a few other prophets had. You should be merciful that you received this power. I don¡¯t know why Lord Yahweh chose you, but I have faith in his judgment. So don¡¯t dare to insult this power or else you-¡±


    ¡°For fuck sake! Get me out of here, first!¡±, I interrupted.


    He was so immersed in his monologue conversation.


    ¡°Oh, my apologies. I almost forgot about our situation.¡±


    ¡°It¡¯s about time that you could do something magical and save me, other than talking.¡±, I asked eagerly.


    ¡°Once again I have to apologize. I can¡¯t save you¡±, the staff replied.


    ¡°Oh great ... wait, what??¡±


    ¡°Yes, this is your power. So you, yourself has to solve it on your own.¡± , said the staff bluntly.


    ¡°Stop shitting me! What is this shitty power which makes me overweight?!¡±


    ¡°You''re lucky that Lord Yahweh even gave-¡±


    ¡°Shut the fuck up! Could you really do anything magical besides babbling!? What a worthless piece of stick, you are!¡±


    ¡°How dare you to insult me with the abusive words. I am the most -¡±


    I looked up at the empty sky and screamed top my lungs,


    ¡°CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE SAVE ME!¡±


    So thus my adventurous began in the new and mysterious world called as Estayphus.

 Chapter 6 - Why youuuu!!!!!

    I died once, already!


    A death so miserable that no man ever should go through!


    I thought I would save a girl and be a hero!


    I died from a wound in anal, that caused severe Haemorrhage and I bled to death on water tap in girls toilet.


    Then somehow God came and told me that he had bigger plans for me! That I was a chosen Hero that would save the world.


    Now, Again I¡¯m dying, slowly, slowly as the land suck me in.


    Even the land hates me now?


    I feel like a napkin that young boys use and throw after fapping!


    Did I get resurrected to die again?


    As I wept down the road while laid on the scorching sun.


    I tilted my head a little so that one of my ears was buried completely while other out at the open.


    ¡°Humans sure are losing it. Sunbathing in middle of nowhere!¡±


    I lifted my head in anger.


    ¡°You really think this is a time to joke...uh?¡±


    It wasn¡¯t my staff¡¯s voice.


    ¡°A raccoon?¡±, I shrieked.


    There was a raccoon up close my face!


    ¡°Oh damn! This human is still conscious!¡±, squealed the Raccoon as he created some distance.


    He trudged in the bushes to hide, itself.


    ¡°What¡¯s the matter, boy? I am trying to contact Lord Yahweh! So please don¡¯t disturb me!¡±, scolded my magical staff.


    ¡°But a talking Racoon! He talks!¡±, I exclaimed.


    I know I was being a jerk but yeah this surprising!


    ¡°Huh? Did the heat get to your brains? Stop your fantasy talk! Let me meditate!¡±, replied the staff.


    Eh?


    Of course, I would fantasy talk like chuunibyou, in a fantasy world!


    Do you expect Pillow talk?


    The raccoon was very alert but did not flee completely. He viewed us from the near bushes.


    If you stumble upon this tale on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.¡°This human seems mentally ill. I could rob his food from this retarded human!¡±, mumbled the raccoon.


    He started to approach me gently.


    ¡°Hey, you Raccoon! I got no food on me. So back off!¡±, I exclaimed.


    The Raccoon continued to approach and then started to sniff around, carefully.


    ¡°Hey get your filthy paws out of me! And who do you think you are calling retarded! You puny Raccoon.¡±, I roared in displeasure.


    I was already labeled as a perv in my world! Now, even this world animals are pissing me off!


    The raccoon retracted two steps away.


    ¡°Holy shit! Can this guy read my mind? Was it coincidence?¡±, said the Raccoon.


    ¡°Hey, this no coincidence! So get the fuck away from me! Or I shall drag you along to pits of hell! Shoo¡­¡±, I tried to shoo away the Raccoon before he does anything funny.


    ¡°KYAA! A human that talks!¡±, startled the Raccoon and fled little further away and hid in the bushes.


    Shouldn''t I be the one to be surprised?


    ¡°HEY! Where¡¯s your apology!¡±, I asked angrily.


    ¡°You can really understand what I say?¡±, asked the Raccoon that hid amidst the bushes.


    ¡°Of course, Every Word.¡±, I replied.


    ¡°For, really real?¡±, the raccoon asked.


    ¡°Yes! For, really real! I can!¡±, I answered.


    ¡°Than tell me what I will say now¡±


    ¡°Alright! Hit me up with your best¡±, I replied.


    ¡°Humans are an Asshole! Humans are an Asshole! Humans are an Asshole! Humans are an Asshole! Humans are an Asshole! Humans are an Asshole! ¡­..¡±,


    ¡°Stop insulting humans otherwise I would really drag you down!¡±


    ¡°Oh, you really can understand what I could say! Marvelous!¡±, exclaimed the Raccoon.


    ¡°Thank goodness! Wait a second¡­ This past few minutes we were really having a conversation! Didn¡¯t we? Stop wasting my time, and help me out! Raccoon!¡±, I scowled.


    I have really done it! Now my left eye has almost sunk beneath the mud dirt.


    No soul seemed to pass by who would give me a helping hand!


    ¡°Boy? You could understand the Raccoon?¡±, asked the staff curiously.


    ¡°Of course! Are you deaf or what? Don¡¯t tell me past this all time you were asleep in name of meditating, were you?¡±, I asked sternly.


    ¡°Of course not! I wasn¡¯t able to contact Lord Yahweh. The dimension above is still distorted above our head because of the teleportation. It would take more time to settle down then only I would be able to make a clear contact with the Lord.¡±, said the staff.


    ¡°You really are useless!¡±, I replied.


    ¡°But you also have the power to communicate with animals. That¡¯s the reason you could understand that Raccoon.¡±


    ¡°Oh weren¡¯t you saying I was mad before? Anyway, this is another pointless power! Damn!¡± I muttered as the earth start to suck me in.


    ¡°So anyway Mr. could I have something to eat before you die?¡±, asked the Raccoon as his sticks out his tongue out in hunger, and started to advance again.


    ¡°You pest! I would rather be buried alive rather than be eaten by a raccoon!¡±, I screamed.


    ¡°I am no Raccoon! I am a raccoon dog! Why you human can¡¯t distinguish that simple! They are very ugly and dumb, don''t lump me with their species!¡±, replied back the Raccoon.


    ¡°Yeah like I give a fuck!¡±


    ¡°Calm down! Boy! And listen close!¡±, interrupted the magical staff.


    ¡°What¡¯s your deal?¡±, I asked.


    ¡°I shall now tell you, how to turn back to normal! So listen closely!¡±, said the staff.


    ¡°So did you contact Lord Yahweh?¡±, I asked.


    ¡°No, I knew already that! I just wanted to reconsider Lord Yahweh¡¯s decision so I was trying to contact beforehand. But I guess I should help you out, first.¡±, replied the staff.


    ¡°WHY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡±