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[Administrator, please insert disk A to abort boot]
Completed: Disk A inserted
[Administrator, please locate the ¡®blue¡¯ button on the back of the console, press it three times with half a second between each press]
Completed: Button successfully pressed.
[Administrator, please remove Disk A, and insert Floppy Drive Q]
Completed: Disk A removed and Floppy Drive Q successfully inserted
[Administrator, please Do a barrel roll! {press (Z) or ? twice to do a barrel roll}]
Completed: Barrel Roll successful.
[Administrator, please input Contra Code using floppy disks labeled (Up), (Down), (Left), (Right), (A), and (B) {Note: this has to be done within a certain amount of time, or you will have to start over.} {Remove drive Q before starting}]
Failure: Contra Code unsuccessful, moving to alternate step.
[Administrator, please input Konami Code using floppy disks labeled (Up), (Down), (Left), (Right), (A), and (B) {Note: this has to be done within a certain amount of time, or you will have to start over.} {Remove drive Q before starting}]
Completed: Konami Code verified.
[Administrator, please use the provided light bulb and switch and use morse code to send ¡°accept¡± into the photoreceptor to purchase Bugfix DLC]
Completed: Morse Code accepted, Bugfix DLC Being downloaded, Proceed with instructions.
[Administrator, please re-enact the final scene from ¡®Romeo and Juliet¡¯ using a stick figure animator, provided graciously by torrents {Note: Please watch for viruses}]
Failure; no viruses detected, please try again. Erasing saved animation.
[Administrator, please re-enact the final scene from ¡®Romeo and Juliet¡¯ using a stick figure animator, provided graciously by torrents {Note: Please watch for viruses}]
Complete: Virus detected.
[Administrator, please remove virus using an antivirus constructed by yourself using only 16 bit operating systems]
Complete: Virus removed.
[Administrator, please patch Bugfix DLC into computer systems with the use of the provided microphone by singing ¡®O Canada¡¯ in French]
Completed: That was a beautiful rendition of ¡®O Canada¡¯
[Administrator, please complete ¡®Through the Fire and the Flames¡¯ (by Dragonforce) DDR Version with an accuracy of 80% or above {Note: Dance pad must be provided by administrator}]
Completed: Accuracy of 81% achieved.
[System will now restart, forcefully inserting natural gift in to an older model of the system]
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