《God Killed Me》 Chapter 1 Check up "DON''T GO, PLEASE!" Said my latest plaything, with blond hair, beautiful light blue eyes, unblemished skin and figure to match she''s a stunning beauty, it''s shame that her IQ is so low. She really is quite beautiful even with snot covering her face and her eyes puffy from crying she''s still an 8 in my books, normally I would try my best to get her in my bed, but after 3 months of her constant nagging I''d rather not haveher in my bed. "You should come to church me" "Where were you last night" "You should become more religious" "Don''t roll your eyes at me!". When will she know that even god existed I would give me the middle finger. "Look, baby, we''re not meant for each other, So let''s stop this," I said with a glistening smile, showing myblinding teeth. With a beautiful smile problem just disappear and if you''re smart you can cause other people problems. She shook her head and hugged my leg even tighter, I tried to kick her off me but she held my leg tighter. "IF WE''RE NOT MEANT TO BE TOGETHER, WHY DO YOU CALL ME BABY?!!" Said the thing between tears and snot. I looked at her and for a slight moment and felt pity but that disappeared faster than blinking. "Because," I said taking a deep breath. "I FORGOT YOUR NAME," I said screaming at the bitch who''s ruining my favorite suit. She stopped crying for a moment before a dam of tears were once again released from her eyes. "Now that you understand," I said gently. "GET OFF OF ME!" I said kicking her, finally getting some of the snot off of me. All of the snot and tears on my suit almost drove me to kick her again. I stopped myself from shouting at her and massaged my forehead. "Come on the doctor talked about this you gotta control your anger" I mentally chided myself. It''s a shame that I didn''t kick her earlier now I would have to wear my backup suit when I go see the psychiatrist. Honestly, Sunday just started and she already ruined it. Letting out a sigh I massage my forehead to calm me down. Maybe if she wasn''t so religiousand didn''t talk about god whenever she had the chance this could work out longer, but damn if we weren''t doing it, she would preach to me about coming to prayer on Sunday. "If you don''t leave my house by the time you come back I''m calling thepolice," I said to her as she attempted to clean herself but failed because she once again started crying. Honestly, who does she think she is, I thought shaking my head. Though looking at myself how could anyone resist me, with a 10 for face and body I''m an extremely handsome man. Taking my keys I get out of my house and walked to my car. Turning on the engine I drive to the psychiatrist with all of the forms already and with the backup suit in my trunk I''m prepared to make the best first impression possible. ---------------- 30 Minutes Later ------------------ Parking my car in front of the clinic, I strolledto the double doors a refreshing breeze of air hits me as I walk in. Tempted to take a deep breath but mindful of my image I reluctantly held back. Looking around the clinic there seemed to be only 6 people here and to my displeasure4 are kids. Why would kids evenneed to go to a psychiatrist I thought holding myself glaring at them. Walking to the front office I see a brown, short-haired lady with a 7 for the body but a 4 for a face, maybe if she grew her hair longer it would be better, what a waste of a good body. "Hello," I said to the receptionist making sure to smile at an angle where the light reflected off my teeth. The receptionist was slack-jawedas she looked at me, of course she would be slack-jawed I look like a prime steak. I couldn''thelp but want to let her continuebut with 5 minutes left before the appointment, I didn''t have time to have someone stare at me. "Is it Ms. Garcia," I said to the receptionist glancing at the name tag on her chest. "Oh, yes, yes it is. How did you know that" she asked me. I couldn''t repress a slight smirk and pointed at her name tag. Her face grew beet red and after a few seconds of controlling herbreathing, she looks at me once more. "Sorry I don''t usually act like this," Said the receptionist in an embarrassed voice. "Don''t worry about it, A lot of people do that," I said flashing a smile. "I''m sure they do. So, are you here for an appointment or to create one," Said the receptionist now more at ease. "I''m here for an appointment with Dr. Nolen Turner," I said, handing her the forms in my hand. Taking the forms in my hand, she starts looking through them. "Looks like everything is in order," She said handing the forms back to me. Getting up from her chair and leaving the counter, she motioned me to follow her. Quickly following her she led me to a door, opening it to reveal a busy counter and 8 rooms all but one had a light on. There were 4 rooms on each side and the counter was on the left dividing the 4 rooms and on the right, there was a door with a sign saying break room separating the 4 rooms on the right. "Wait right here, I will go get Dr.Turner," She said still somewhat red, leading me to the last room on the left, then quickly leaving the break room. Opening the door and turning on the light, I saw the room has a couch designed so you could lay down on it, and a chair directly in front of the couch. There were multiple paintings of flowers hanging on the walls and the walls were painted to replicate a chessboard with no pieces. Interested in the peculiar wallpaper I stretch my arm to touch it, when a voice appeared behind me,surprising me "Hello Mr.Weller," Said a voice from behind me. Quickly I lower my hand placing a smile on my face. Looking back I see an old man wearing glasses, dressed in doctors clothing, and holding some papers in his hands, glancing at his id card on his chest it read Dr. Nolen Turner.This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. "Hello, Dr. Turner," I said to Dr.Turner, Shaking his hand, I quickly got out of his way and sat down on the couch, and he sat down on the seat right in front of it. "Mr. Weller I can''t express my thanks to you for filling out the forms before you coming to the office. I haven''t read the forms yet so I must apologize for not knowing your purpose for this appointment," Said Dr. Turner. "It''s no problem at all, the boss at my lawyer agency has mandatory psychiatric checkups for all of his new workers, and since I had just joined the agency I have been forced to have one of these," I said with a slightly pissed off attitude remembering about the ridiculous requirement. If there wasn''t a need to do this why would I even wear a suit here, I consider this like my second interview. "Well, you seemed to have signed up for 10 minutes so in the interest of time we should start now, as to not waste any time. I''ll well just ask you a series of questions if you feel like it gets too personal just tell me and I will stop." Said Dr. Turner with an authoritative voice, pulling out a blank piece of paper he clears his voice. "Can you tell me about some of the major events in your life," Asked the psychiatrist. "As a warning, this is quite a depressing story. , my earliest memory was eating a piece of garbage near a Walmart where the police found me behind a dumpster. The rest is a blur but I remember coming to an orphanage. The orphanage was a good place a good example of tax money done right. I didn''t have many friends growing up, I would always spend my time studying to be a lawyer. 20 years later I got into my school of choice, for 4 years I worked as an independent lawyer until I joined the agency I''m currently in." I said keeping my face with no expressions. Of course, most of that was a lie, the true story is much more sickening. I was found in the in a red light district in a fairly sized city I was 8 years old when they found me unconscious in an alleyway. I had a big bump on my head and couldn''t remember much. The orphanage was definitely not a good place to grow up in It was home to a den of gangs, even our caretakers were not completely innocent. The only part that was true is when I studied but the only reason I studied was to get away from that hell hole as fast as I can. Dr.Turner scribbled something on the piece of paper and lightly put his pencil down. "Have you ever committed any felonies?" Asked Dr. Turner clearing his throat. "No, I''ve never even had a parking ticket, I''ve been a crime-free man my entire life. I wouldn''t dream of it," I said with a slight grin as if laughing at the question. The truth was I''ve done many crimes in my life and that was unavoidable living where I lived. I would like to say I was one of the better few but I would be lying. if you looked at my record you''ll find nothing cause unlike like most of this world I''m not dumb. Once again he scribbled on the paper and dropped his pencil. "If you don''t mind me asking, how many relationships have you had and how long do they usually last," Asked Dr.Turner "I''ve Only had 3 relationships so far but all of them had lasted at least a year, my current girlfriend and I have been together for over 3 years," I said placing a fake happy grin on my face. Shouldn''t need to tell you but that was a lie, I''ve been in countless relationships and none of them have lasted more than 3 months. Again Dr. Turnerpicked up his pencil, scribbled something down, and dropped it once more. "How do you see yourself physically and personality wise," Asked Dr. Turner. "I see myself, as a somewhat good-looking man, with a stable job, and someone who cares for others," I said to the psychiatrist. Somewhat would be an understatement I look like perfection. I''m not a nice guy, nice guys are idiots who can''t look two feet in front of them, I''m the greatest man alive, i care for me and only me, notsome goody two shoes. Dr. Turner scribbled something on the paper and dropped his pencil. "Do you ever feel the need for stimulation and danger," Asked the psychiatrist. "No, it''s funny that you say that, my girlfriend always tells me that I need to live a little," I said chuckling, placing an embarrassed smile on my face. I don''t know why but I just enjoying screwing with this guy. I''ve never been anything more than exciting just doing nothing for a few moments causes extreme boredom. If I''m not jumping off planes, in a bar, or swimming, I''m at the courthouse defending my client. I can''t believe this idiot believes everything I''ve said, its quite fun lying to him. Holding myself from laughing, the psychiatrist writes something down and puts down the pencil. "How do you think other people percieve you," Asked Dr. Turner "People see me of as a handsome man, but nothing too impressive," I said taking a second to think of an answer. Handsome man is an understatement, I''m so good looking I could probably charm a snake. Dr. Turner quickly writes something down, dropping the pencil on lap. "Well that''s all my questions, you don''t seem to have any problems but if you feel like you need some help. You should come back to get another checkup," said Dr. Turner. "Since we only have a minute left, I would love to take any questions you may have," Said the psychiatrist. "Well, why did you ask if I was charming or if I had a criminal record," I ask Dr.Turner. "I was asking you questions about yourself that may indicate you being a psychopath. Usually, Psychopaths are, pathological liars, have weak impulse control, Juvenile, very charming, and are great womanizers." Said Dr. Turner. "That certainly clears up some of the questions I had, thank you for being so helpful," I said to Dr.Turner. Considering that I lied about everything would that make me a psychopath. That''s laughable I''m not a psychopath I am a God. "Your welcome," Said Dr. Turner. "Oh would you look at the time," He said glancing at his watch. "It was nice meeting you Dr.Turner, by the way, do I have to pay for this session or will my company cover it," I asked suddenly remembering that I brought no money and I don''t keep money in my car, my smile turning grim. If I have to pay that money, I''m gonna have to make a run for it. My eyes started glancing at the door and I tensed my legs preparing to rush out of here before he could stop me. "Don''t worry about it, the receptionist told me that when she checked the forms they contained an accepted insurance for today''s visit," said Dr. Turner. "That''s quite a relief, I don''t know what would have happened if I had to pay for this session," I said releasing a breath I didn''t I was holding. "Well Have a nice day Mr.Weller," Said Dr. Turner, shaking my head. A few minutes later I walked out of the clinic spinning the lollipop in my hand. I got into the car I debated where to go, today''s Saturday so I have no work, I could go stay at home but I would rather have fun. Maybe I should go to the bar, not in the mood to get drunk so that''s a no. My stomach rumbled and I remembered that I still haven''t had breakfast. What if I go to a fancy buffet, but it''ll cost a lot, oh well I''ll just eat enough to make them regret having me. Putting the lollipop in my mouth I quickly drive to my house stomach rumbling throughout the ride. Hopefully, she''s still not at home, I would rather not have her bugging me off. Chapter 2 Psycho Girl A ringing sound resounds in my car as my phone rings. Glancing at my phone the office secretary Rebecca was calling, by force of habit, I place a smile on my face as I answer the call. "Rebecca what do you got for me," I said keeping my smile. Rebecca and I have a deal that whenever there''s an interesting case she calls me first whenever there is an interesting case which is much easier to find in the summertime and I repay her back in chips. I asked if she wanted something else but no she only wanted chips. She''s probably the only person I would call a friend and for someone like me, that''s something. Apparently, summer is the time of the year for crime, because of that, today is my first break in a long time. It''s The only good thing about all the influx of calls is that now we have more freedom to choose our clients. "Today''s your special day I got 2 cases," She said in a giddy tone. "One''s about a recent lottery winner crapping on top of her boss''s desk and the other is an international espionage case between two manufacturing Giants," She said. Seeing my neighborhoods sign I quickly drive inside. "Rebbeca how could you, of course, I''ll take the espionage case," I said infected with her Giddeyness now with a real smile on my face. Rebecca is probably one of the very few I would call a friend. "I thought you would say that so I set the appointment with your clients on Monday," She said probably grinning at her phone. "Rebecca I''ll call you back I''m kind of busy bye Rebecca," I said somewhat reluctant to end the call. "Bye John," Said Rebecca with a hint of what of I hope of sorrow at ending the call so early. We usually talk for hours about the dumbest things, I would be lying If I said I didn''t enjoy talking to her. Pulling up in front of my house the first thing I notice is that her car is still parked in my driveway. Why couldn''t it just go home? My car makes a beep as I get out and lock it. Walking to my house I stand in front of the door pulling out my keys. What should I say to her once I get in the house? Should I be nice to her, no I shouldn''t do that if I''m too nice she''ll think that I still want her? When will she understand that it was meant to be a one-night thing, not a 3-month relationship? Inwardly sighing I massage my forehead calming myself down. Then should I go hard on her, noo that wouldn''t work either she''s already close to snapping no need to push her. How about I ....., actually this is too complicated, why do I even need to do this I''m on the final straw with this woman why should I entertain her. Worst come to worse I''ll just force her outside, and if that doesn''t work I''ll just call the police. Call me an asshole so what sue me. Opening the door a refreshing smell floods over me. Glancing over at the kitchen all the dirty plates have been cleaned and put in a cabinet. The carpets have all been recently vacuumed, even the tv looks as if it went through 3 bottles of glass cleaner, but I noticed none of that as the dining table was fitted with 6 boxes of all of my favorite pizza, buffalo. "Look Emily, enough of this you should go home," I said closing my gaping mouth. I know I''m also surprised I remember her name its not just you. Even I have to admit this is pathetic beside the faster she leaves, the more pizza left for me and isn''t that what really matters. "John can''t we just restart our relationship," She said tears threatening to come out. "Emily, if you don''t get of my house right now I''ll call the cops," I said stuffing my face with the pizza, I''m not being too harsh, right? She flinched when I mentioned the cops grinding her teeth. "Just tell me what do you even think of me," She said now crying. If I had even spared her a glance I would''ve saw that she was tightly clenching something under the table. Alas, I did not care about her so why would I look at her. "A used tool, a religious freak, and a complete idiot," I said not sparing a breath, screw being soft beside I''m done with her besides she''s a grown woman she doesn''t need to babied.. for a moment she went completely silent, utter silence filled the room. Only the sounds of me chewing were made, even her the sound of her sobbing stopped. If I had even just spared just a single glance I would''ve found her smiling, not a happy smile but one of utter insanity. Sensing this odd silence I was about to throw a glance at her but then I realized I couldn''t move, I couldn''t even lift my finger. Without even a warning she lifted her hand revealing a knife sharpened to the tip. Without hesitation, she stabbed my arm over and over again. I tried to scream but only a whimper left my mouth. "This is your fault!!!" "If you were a good person I wouldn''t have to poison you!!!" Taking a deep breath she starts laughing a laugh filled with insanity and I had no choice but stare at her." Do you even love me," She said once again sobbing and raising the knife for one last life ending slash. Falling deep into despair the last thing I saw was the knife coming towards me. Just like that I died not even fully knowing what happened with not even enough time piss in fear. If I had just a bit more time maybe would have thought of useless stuff, like what would happen if I had a second chance at life. What would happen If I wasn''t an orphan and had a family that loved me? What would have happened if I had some or even just one real friend? What would have happened if I was actually worth something? Does someone like me even deserve this? What if I told Rebecca she was the only person for me? Alas, all of these thoughts were useless because my body had already taken its last breath. --------------? Hours Later ------------- The first thing that meets my eye when I wake up is an eggshell white sky, rubbing my eyes to make sure I''m not dreaming I reaffirm I''m not in my room. From the uncomfortable feeling coming from my back, I''m obviously not on my bed. Trying to lift my self up is shown to impossible by my extremely overworked body, sighing I try to get up once more when an invisible force pushes me back down.If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. "Trying to get up are we," Said something. " Who are you," I said trying to sound as calm as I can to the voice that seems to be coming from every direction. "Ooh so close, you almost sound calm. You see that doesn''t work when I can read your thoughts," Said something stifling a laugh "So are you, God," I said now gaining awareness that I have no clothes I tried to cover myself but I couldn''t move. "Hmm, That''s what people call me, and since I can do anything even erase you, that''s a suitable word for me." Said God in a mildly embarrassed and a somewhat threatening tone. "Well if you''re really god then you can put some clothes on me," I said trying to ignore the blatant threat. "Humans and their false sense of security, sure since you''re not going crazy which is surprising I''ll gift you some clothes," He said with a sense of superiority. A flash of light enveloped my body and the most comfortable clothes I''ve ever felt was on me.Feeling out my body even my fatigue has been cured, if I wanted to I could even get up, but scared of getting pushed down again I remained motionless. "If I may ask why am I here," I said finally asking the question I most desired. "To answer that, answer this what is the last thing you remember?" Said the god in a playful tune. " I remember talking to Rebecca then coming home and... no no nO NOO," I said now realizing what happened tears flowed out of me like a broken dam. The memory and the pain hit me like an avalanche. All of my bitterness and resentment multiplied as I thought of the arrogant asshole who trapped me here. They mixed together like poison amplifying their effect. Overcome with rage and misery, all I could do was scream and cry. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!" I yelled spit flying out of my mouth. "I''M GOD, YOU ARROGANT SWINE!!" The thing bellowed back amplifying his voice so loud that my eardrums threatened to burst. For a moment I couldn''t hear. For a moment I couldn''t hear, and something that previously thought impossible but another feeling was added into the mix fear. \"W..hat d..id yo.. y,.. you do ..to m..me," I said while stuttering to the being whos might I just comprehended. "Nothing much," Said god while laughing at my reaction. "Now I''m sure you''re wondering why your here and it''s a long story so i''ll shorten it down for you," Said god recalling why he brought me to this hell. "I influenced your life so you would die early and then summoned your spirit here. One of my good friends needed to find souls to help her world residents destroy a rebellion, but honestly reviewing your life I found you extremely undeserving of this second chance at life. So instead of sending you, I found another soul that was much better fit for the job, someone that actually deserves this role. " Said God with a tinge of joy in his voice. "Now I''m sure you want to know where that leaves you, I could revive you but that would come with a lot paper for violation interuniversal law, so I decided to reincarnate you where you would''ve gone before, but not as the hero, more of a animal. Since I technically have committed an offense against you, I am bound by interuniversal law to pay you back with something that you, the victim, wants. So I will give you one wish so hopefully, I won''t have to do the hassle of destroying your soul and hoping no one notices your disappearance from the cycle of reincarnation. " Said God silighly pissed off attitude, at what, I could only guess Holding my self back from shouting things that would even make a sailor red, I forced myself to calm down. What''s is an ability that could help survive and improve in a foreighn world. I have no talent so it has to be something that can improve my body not relying on talent. Taking a few minutes I try to decide what should help in my next life. "Hurry up, you only have one minute," Said god. "Can you give me a system like a thing that could help me get stronger," I said sounding much more "Hmm, it''s a bit difficult but it''s definitely interesting. I''ll do it. Now before I have you reincarnated, I still have to give you the time to ask a couple of questions." Said God. "Wh..Why do ... y... you find me so pitiful," I said to god screwing up half of my words. "Well, look at yourself, besides eating, screwing, and shitting what else do you do. Honestly, calling you shitty is an insult to actual shit" Howled God falling into a fit of laughtar. "But those are only a part of it, you''ve ruined hundreds of lives by defending criminals of all kinds, allowing them to commit crimes without problems, but that''s still not your worse sin, when I sent down someone to collect your soul you seduced her stopping her from completing her mission, and not only that you caused my little angel to go completely insane, and that you son of bitch is your true sin. I took in his sentence I couldn''t help but chuckle out loud. The reason all this was because Emily was too attached, this is just hilarious. The chuckle became louder and louder until it became an odd sort of sound, not laughter nor screaming. it was if complete and utter despair had a baby with a broken mind.. It was such an odd sound that there was no doubt that if you listen for too long you could go insane. I tried to stop my laugh as it gave even me chills but I couldn''t it was if a demon took over my body. A demon that found my sanity and. Broke it. Even as my body slowly turned into a wispy smoke, I could still hear it. Even as my legs disappeared, I could still hear it. Even as my arms disappeared, I could still hear it. Even as my chest disappeared, I. could. still. hear. it. Even as I lost consiouness, I. could. still. hear. it. -------------- 1 year later --------------- "Push PUSH," Said a foreign being. I have been in this dark place for what seems to be forever, but with no way to tell how many time has passed, I could only guess.I can''t remember how many times I regreted d Only thing I knew for certain was there was another being in this dark place and I''m about to be born. "Hurry up, we''ve got things to do," Said another different being with indifference. With a few more screams and some encouraging, I felt a strong tightening force around my head that was only strengthed by the space taken up the being next to me. "I can see the head, I can see the head!" Said the 1st being in a happy voice, I paid no heed to this because at the moment the tightening force around my head is threatening to cause me to pass out, as it kept on getting stronger the threat almost became reality. Finally getting out of that dark cave I see two giants hovering over me. "We''re gonna need to clean you up," Said the 1st being as it lightly pulled me out and a loud voice started screaming "They''re twins". I laid limp for a minute taking in the situation when the cry of my twin rang out it finally hit me, I was never coming back to my old life, if there was any chance of that happening that dissepeared now. Feeling such strong pain, and complete and utter despair joining my twin in tears was all I could do. Only to have my pity party cut short when something jammed into my mouth, and for the first time since I regained my thoughts, I slept. Chapter 3 Giant Baby and Demon Ranch A painful pressure on my arm forcefully wakes me up. "Get off of me" I murmured, still half awake. I tried freeing my arm for a few blurry minutes before I realized that I need to use more strength. "This is why I''m not an early riser," I thought. Finally pulling my arm out. I heave a sigh of relief. "Wait what was on my arm," I thought. Opening my eyes and rubbing them awake, I finally see what was on my arm. A baby, the size of a fully grown human male.. Holding myself from screaming, I pinch myself to make sure I''m not dreaming. Sadly the pinch didn''t wake me up. I look at the giant baby once again, curious now that I''ve calmed down. This time I find a pair of big bumps on its forehead. Curious about the bumps on his forehead I stretch my hand to touch them. "What is this," I thought. The bump felt like a tiny horn covered with thick mushy skin. Pushing into the bump, I pricked my finger on the surprisingly sharp tip. "Ouch," I whispered. Glancing at the prick I saw a drop of blood drip down. My eyes widened and I stood still in complete and utter shock. The drop of blood had a color, no not red, but black, as in darker than the night sky black, and most astonishing of all, my finger started to heal. Not in the, in 1 hour it''ll be gone way, the, it''s gone in 2 seconds way. My finger began to regrow skin at a frightening pace, new skin quickly covered the prick, and before I could even close my mouth - the evidence of my finger being pricked disappeared. leaving me in complete and utter bewilderment. "What the fuck," I Said stunned. Instead of just giving the thing in front of me a one-off glance, I decided to seriously examine the giant sized baby. The baby had a blood like color for his hair, which was odd but compared to the horns they were barely worth a mention. Its eyes were closed, so I couldn''t see its eye color but, by the faint red glow coming from his eyelids, I inferred that they''re probably like his hair if not the same color. Though by then I had already lost interest in his eye color and only paid attention to the light it gave off. Putting my hands in front of the light, I try to find (If there was one) the light source by waving my hands around his face, nothing happened. Determined to find it, I touch its eye careful not to wake it up, but instead of finding the light source I just became more confused. The eye was cold. "Then where did the heat come from," I thought. With no other solution, I carefully touch its face trying to find the light source. 5 whole minutes passed before I finally gave up. Messaging my forehead I try to stay calm. Further examination of the giant baby leads to no new discoveries, besides the faint red tinted light and sharp horns. With nothing more to do I attempt to go to sleep. Sadly, I was already wide awake because of the near heart attack the giant baby gave me. The chances of me going to sleep are abysmal. "Wait, where are am I," I said slightly scared. I cast my gaze around me, only to find myself in a giant wooden box just high enough for me unable to see out without standing up. Determined to find out where the hell I am. I get up - is what I would like to say but as I tried to get up I fell down. I try a few more times before I finally get my balance. Finally able to see outside the box, the sight that greets meis - boxes. Boxes made of wood just like mine but with unique markings on the outside. Then It clicks. "I''m in a daycare," I said. The baby next to me, the other boxes probably containing babies, the markings most likely signify what family they belong to, and the most important one of them all is - my reincarnation. I Quickly touch my forehead searching for horns like the ones that I found on the Giant Baby. "Just like I thought," I said touching the horns on my forehead, careful not to prick myself. "Though if this is a daycare, I can probably sue this place for thousands of dollars," I said, glaring around at the room. There were no nurses, no one has fed me and my brother, ever since our birth. There are no blankets or clothing for the babies, and by the way this place smells, it''s definitely not very sanitary. It''s a shame that I''m not in my world" I said, pinching my nose. That means, that the thing besides is my twin and by the little fella down there he''s my brother. I quickly look down to see if my little fella all right and to my relief, it was there. Finally something, that Idiot god didn''t fuck up. Hopefully, god kept his side of the bargain," I said remembering my wish."Status," I said. To my surprise, screens pop up.
HOST has been born for 12 hours The system will now check on assimilation Calculating.....
12 hours have passed since assimilation process began 6 hours 25 minutes 31 seconds left 73% P.S I made what you wanted just be warned that from here on out I''ll just be watching so you won''t be getting any help. Dear The Most Fabulous God In Existence. P.S.S. I''ve somehow bound by (Stupid) interuniversal law that I must tell you, that you cannot let any other being (Dead or Alive) have knowledge of the last 48 hours. Violation of this rule will result in severe punishments. Word of the wise kid, when they mean punishment they''re referring to gods, so you can imagine what will happen to a mortal like you. Toodles P.S.S.S I found out (by searching your memories) that you hate the color purple. So guess what color I set this permanently. It shouldn''t be too hard for you.
This is extremely easy to understand and I have only a 100 questions, but first where did this guy get off thinking he''s fabulous and did he have to call me a bitch. Now I know why that "Angel" was so messed up. If I had a creator like this I would kill myself. letting out a long and emotion-filled sigh, I review the screens seriously. If I want to live successfully in this life I will need all the information I can get. Damn that god, couldn''t he have found a way to assimilate the system instantly. It doesn''t matter anyway if I only have to wait 6 hours, I just hope god didn''t half-ass the system too. "I just wish there was a way I could at least speed it up," I said
I have detected the desire to Speed Up the assimilationThis novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. Is that correct
Surprised by the sudden screen, I stand still stunned. "Can you understand me," I said.
Yes
"What are you," I said, placing a frown on my place to hide my fear.
I''m a Soul Artifical Intelligence program, made by the God of Earth to serve you
I stopped talking, trying to comprehend what''s going in. After a few seconds of rationalizing what I just read I came to one conclusion... maybe God didn''t fuck this up. "Earlier you said that you could speed up the assimilation, how," I said.
By having your body enter deep sleep It will allow me to more efficiently merge with you lowering the time needed to only 1 hour Would you like to enter deep sleep
"What will be the effects of the merge, besides the access to the system," I said.
Our personalities will merge creating a unique personality of the two traits, but don''t worry since I''ve been recently created the changes will be nil to none. In fact, by the end of the merge, The only difference will be my personality. Which will change to an almost exact copy of yours just without the memories
"Then what are you waiting for," I said "Start Deep Sleep"
Deep sleep will begin in ... 3 ... 2 ...1 Good Dreams Sir
The last thing I saw was a purple screen counting down. I couldn''t help but curse at God, for what you may ask, because fuck purple. ----------- Sofia Varnoz Daughter of Marquis Varnoz ---------- "Daddy, when are we going to the demon farm," I said, looking at the person who only accepted me as his daughter after his maid - my mother went public with their affair, which led to her "mysteriously dissapearing" and me having fended off a "Kidnapping". It''s safe to say that this man is definitely not someone you would trust. "We are not going, you and Alfred will, and by the look of it you have," He paused looking down at his watch. "Exactly 122 minutes before yourdeniedentry to the Demon ranch, and if your planning to go please change into something more ladylike," Said Father, glancing at my dirty clothes. "Sorry father, my apologies," I said bowing my head. "I was practicing swordsmanship with the squire," Damn this old man, the only reason I proposed the trip was to gain his favor. Why else would I willingly spend time with this 84-year-old man. "How it happened is not needed, just don''t do it again. Do you understand me," Said Father. "Yes sir," I said. "Besides a 12-year-old girl such as yourself should spend your time learning to make tea not playing in the dirt," Said Father in a stern tone. "Now leave me, I''ve got some visitors coming and I don''t you here ruining the event for me," Said Marquis Varnoz. "Yes, sir," I said promptly leaving the study. "Where did that Son of a Bitch get off by insulting. I wish I could just plant a single punch in his smug face" I said, letting go of my facade, my calm face replaced with a face of rage. "Careful Sofia, it wouldn''t be good if anyone heard that," Said a voice. Quickly turning around I find the squire I was with just an hour ago. "So what, I''m not making any progress anyway. Besides if one of the servants heard it they''ll say nothing, on account of how much of a terrible person the Marquis is," I said in a frustrated tone. "That''s true, but there''s always a chance of it, so just be careful," Said Roland. "Stop being a worry wart," I said. "If you say so," Said Roland. Roland has been with me since I was 6 years old (he was around 10 years old at the time), he''s almsot like a brother to me. He was originally a servant here but a knight saw potential in him and made Roland his squire. There are many bad things about him but if I had to say which is the worst, it would definitely be his face. No, he''s not ugly nor is he handsome, he''s just fucking gorgeous. I''ve given up counting how many girls (and guys) have confessed to him, and worst of all he''s only 16 imagine when he''s in his 20''s.What makes it worse is that Roland not only has god-like beauty but he has talent in both magic and swordsmanship. the knight Captain expects him to get to get knighted at 20. One year before the usual age, finding someone with that much talent is like finding a gas station that has fair prices. "I''m about to go to a demon ranch want to come with me,". "Will I get free food," Roland said, giving me the puppy eyes. "Only if you come with all your gear," I said, not affected at all by his puppy eyes. "Touche," Roland said. "When are we leaving," "As soon as you change," I said looking at his clothes that were just as dirty as mine."Then after that we''ll get a coach for me, you and Alfred, then we''ll ride to the farm," "Oh, Alfred''s coming," He said disappointedly. "Of course he is, how else would themarquis allow me to go," I said. "Don''t worry we''ll still have fun," "But I wanted it to be just us" murmured Roland. "what did you say," I said. "I couldn''t hear you, say it louder," "I said, Alfred won''t allow us to bring food," "Is that what you''re scared about, don''t worry Alfred''s cool, he''ll let it slide as long as we share," "If you say so," "Then i''ll see you in 10 minutes, remember to bring Alfred, meet me at the coach," I said. Saying our goodbyes we left to go change. A few minutes later we meet at the gate of the mansion (where we keep our coaches). "Roland HURRY UP!" I said seeing him in the distance. "Where''s Alfred,". "The Marquis needed him, so he sent his son to watch over us while he''s gone," Said Roland. Next to him was a boy that looked like he was barely older than me. "Hello miss Varnoz," Said Alfred''s son."My dad is busy, but I would be glad to substitute for him," He said bowing his head. "No need to bow, what''s your name," I said smiling sweetly. "I''m called Sebastion, I''m 14 years old, and I''m being trained to take over my father''s position," Said Sebastion in an emotionless tone. "Well nice to meet you, Sebastian," I said stretching my hand. Sebastion looked surprised for a moment, but he quickly recovered. "Well nice to meet you, Sebastion," I said stretching my hand. Sebastion looked surprised for a moment,It was as if no one had ever offered to shake his hand before, he quickly recovered. His expression becoming devoid of emotion. "Nice to meet you too, Madam," Said Sebastion, shaking my hands. He continued shaking my hands, without stopping. If he felt this was abnormal he didn''t show it. "Well let''s not waste any time," I said, breaking the handshake. "Yes, madam," Said Sebastion. He opened the door waiting for us to get in. Me and Roland quickly got on the coach, with Sebastion quickly following. We were in silence as the coach started moving, it wasn''t until Roland attempted to secretly pull out some food that Sebastion broke the silence. "No need for that sir, my father told me that you guys might become hungry on the trip. So just in case, I brought confectionaries for you two," Said Sebastion, pulling out a bag of sweets from his inside pockets. "Oh, that''s great," Said Roland, in a strained voice. Putting his snacks back in his pockets, he takes a piece of chocolate from Sebastion, grumbling all the while. "Well then don''t mind me," I said grabbing a couple of chocolates and shoving them all into my mouth (Don''t judge me). "Madam, we''ll be reaching the ranch in around 2 minutes," Said the Coach Driver. "Well, what are you waiting for speed up," I said excitedly. I can''t wait to see the ranch, demon has always been my favorite meat. chapter 4 I could buy only one ---------------2 years Ago ??? --------------- I love my Mom. Mommy is a wonderful person she''s done so much for me. My mommy is a person who sacrificed everything for me to live. Mommy says I don''t have a father. What''s a father? Mommy would always tell me I was her worst mistake I wish she told me what a mistake was, I thought it was another word for love. She loved bringing people over to our tent, they would give me weird looks when they saw me. I think they''re just jealous. I have the best mommy in the world! Mommy would always kick me out when they came and after some time she would let be back in. Sometimes I would peak inside, they were just play fighting I wonder why she wanted me out. I want to play with them too. Whenever they left they would give money to mommy, then they would leave. A lot of times they would come more than once, and sometimes more than one person at a time. One time someone gave me a piece of bread. That person must be crazy to give me so much for no money. Mommy took it from me, when she saw it in my hand. I secretly took a piece. I promise i''m not a bad person, I was just hungry. I thought it was okay to take a piece, but mommy told it was bad. She then said I needed to be punished. It was weird she punished me the same way, she played with the people that would come over. I thought It would be fun but it hurt. A lot. I wonder why they always give mommy money. I asked her why and what she used the money for. ... I shouldn''t have asked. Time passed, how long. I don''t know, I do know that I have hair in a place my mom loves. Mommy stopped playing with me after she saw hair. I tried to cut them off but I cut myself. I''m so dumb. Mommy started touching me again. Now she uses sticks and stones to make me feel loved, and sometimes she would just use her hands. But not like before, she uses her hands to make pain. She kept screaming how much she regrets having me. I ... love.... mommy? My mom slowly started to have more and more people come over, some of them even girls. My mom started to meet a lot of people some of them even girls. She would smile when they came. I wish she smiled like that for me too. On my birthday she told me that I can work with her in 3 years. That''s when they''ll want me she said. I don''t want to play with anyone. Mommy heard me say it. She said I needed punishment. My Mom made me play with everyone. Everybody was happy. It didn''t last long. One day she screamed while peeing outside. She would hit me a lot more after that. I... Love... my mom? People gave me a lot of stares of something. I wish I knew what the stares meant. She tried to continue having people but people started to realize something. I wonder what it was. whatever it was made them want to meet my mom again. My mom no longer smiled when they saw her. We left the tent. We would visit towns after towns, cities after cities, finally my mom couldn''t keep running. She stopped in the city and decided to talk to somebody. "I want to sell this boy," Mom said. Her dirty cloak matching her desperate visage. I couldn''t help but smile. She was talking about me! She does love me. I was getting a bit worried that she had stopped loving me after she stopped hitting me. Now I look a lot better, how could she not love me.. Mom says bruises decrease my value. What''s value? "What''s his level," asked the man. He was dressed like a person of high stature, yet if looked closer at his clothes, they would reveal the poor fabric they were made out of. "He''s only 12 years old, he hasn''t unlocked his system," Replied Mom. "What''s his education level," He said. "He hasn''t been taught anything," She replied. "Madam, I can not give you much for the boy, at most I can give you 1 silver and that''s me being gracious," Said the man. "I mean just look at the boy you obviously beat him almost daily and he''s not good looking so no one will want him as a sex slave. I''m sorry mam but you can either take it or leave it." "Come on I just need some money to get by and 1 silver is not enough for even just one day," Said Mom. "Madam, I''m not sure if you''ve noticed but during this conversation, he''s been smiling," Mom took a glance at me, I smiled even wider. She''s paying attention to me. She really really loves me. I can''t remember the last time she gave me so much attention. "I''ve got a mind the to drop the price on account of his retardation." Said the man. "PLEASE!" Screamed my mother. "His dad was a reputable knight he must''ve inherited some of his tra" "Madam If you start lying I will kick you out," Interrupted the man. My mother slouched back looking defeated. Why does she want more money, she has me after all. She loves me. "Fine, I''ll do the deal," Said mother shoving me into the man. The man, as if he''s used to this, simply asked for my name. "His name?¡± Cackled my mother."He doesn''t have one," "Now where''s my money," Said mother. "Here''s your coin, you filthy whore," He said dropping the coin with obvious detest. "You''re the one who lost in this deal," She said, quickly grabbing the coin and running. "Mother," I cried out, my smile fading. The man grabbed me bringing me to his old and wrinkled face. "Now listen here boy, that women is no longer your mother, she''s a common whore," He said as if angry. "From now on you will be my son," "Do you understand me, boy," Said the man. "Yes... Dad," I said with reluctance. "Good good, maybe your not as retarded as I thought you were," said the man with glee. "Now for the name, it has to be something sophisticated, not something too nice for a butler in training but not trash enough that you come off as an orphan." He said as if experiencing a dilemma. "Aha," Said the man. "From now on your name will Sebastion," He said releasing me from his grasp. "Do I make myself clear Sebastion," "Yes dad," I said. "Now what do you know of the whore that came here," ''She''s my mother,'' I said my frown deepening as if realizing that I will never see her again. I was quickly slapped, leaving a red mark on my face. "Boy, tell me what do you know of the whore that came here," Said the man reprimanding me. "She is my mother," I said. A loud sound resounded after an I said those words, it hurt so much that it took a moment to regain my senses. "You have one more chance, who is the filthy whore that was just here," Said the man, raising his hand. She... she is a Whore and I... HATE HER." I said amidst tears, It was if a dam released and everything I''ve been holding back came flooding back in waves, hatred and intelligence were the biggest by far. "Hmm, could use some work but good enough," Said the man. He then smiled as a blue screen appeared in front of him. I''ve seen it so many times that I pay it no attention, but the apparent glee on that man''s face put me off as If I was garbage that hid a small fortune of jewelry within. "Now let me tell you what your gonna do from now on," he said, holding my hand and leading me to a nearby carriage. "Varnoz Territory," He said handing the coach more than twice what he paid for me. I silently laughed as he walked, his coins clinging. How little is my worth that getting drove to a nearby territory is more than me?If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. Perhaps for the first time in my life, I cried. I cried and cried again and again. Hours passed and as we neared the territory my tears finally stopped. Not out of acceptance or defeat but rather out of pure starvation. I was so dehydrated that I couldn''t continue crying. How hilarious is that? A low chuckle escaped me. A chuckle so low no one heard. A chuckle so insane none could decipher. A chuckle so loud only I heard. --------------- Sebastion ---------------- Sofia pushed her skirt down as she jumped off the carriage. Roland also jumped but by "accident" he jumped a bit too high landing him just a few inches in front of her. Sebastion calmly stepped off, "Wow this is a big place," Sofia said ogling at all barns and a particularly striking villa in the middle surrounded by the barns. "It sure is," I said, with a deadpan expression.I quietly kicked the dirt, waiting for this trip to be over.(Control yourself father gave you a mission fuffill it). Putting my legs to rest, my eyes take on the job of lifting my boredom. There were about 6 barns, all about the size of a Big house. They were set side by side, 3 on the left and 3 on the right. Between the two was a big house that verged on becoming a mansion. Beside the house was another house that was painted black, for what purpose it was created I can only imagine. "Will let''s get going, the guide is probably waiting for us," Said Roland pointing to the bored man sleeping next to the gate with a stick he found. Walking up to the sleeping man, Roland nudges him awake, which quickly become a shove after the man still wouldn''t get up. The man reluctantly opens his eyes, glaring at Roland he got up and greeted me, he "accidentally" shoved Roland as he shook madam Sofia''s hands. "Y''all must be the Nobles who came to take a tour around the Ranch," He said, rubbing his eye. "The Owner has been waiting for you guys for the whole morning," He said "Sorry about the wait, the ride here was pretty rough we had some trouble getting here," Said Sofia nervously. The ride to the ranch was a very smooth one, considering this is a big ranch they must be sending stuff back and forth the same road we just rode on, which would, in turn, cause the man here to now that the road is perfectly fine. I mean if she has to lie at least have a good lie or just tell the truth. Why am I even getting so mad? Maybe it''s just her sheer stupidity. "Hope it wasn''t too serious," Said the man, his eyes narrowing. "It was just a messed up wheel, nothing to worry about," Said Sofia. "So... where is the owner?" Asked Sofia "He''s inside the barn over there,". He pointed over to the barn house on the left of us, "Give him some slack if you find him tired, he''s been there since the morning," "Thanks For the help, Mr." "Phillip," Said Phillip. "Thank you for the help Mr.Philip." Said Sofia. "Well guys we don''t have time to lose, so hurry up,". She and Roland started walking towards the barns. "I''ll meet you guys there I have something that I need to do," Sofia and Roland shared a look before ultimately shrugging it off. I waited a minute so they were out of earshot. After they left, I turn my attention back to Philip. "Do you know where I can find any recently born demons," I asked, apprehensive. "Do you mean the babies," He said. Quickly nodding, he points to the black painted building. "If you wanna see them, go straight there and the workers will show you the rest," "One more question," "Shoot," "How much would it cost to buy two," "We actually don''t sell the babies, but, if you can get the owner to agree he can sell them for about 50 to 70 silvers. But that''s only if he agrees to it," "Why do you want them, anyway. Are you looking to start a farm?" Asked Philip "No, I was just asking a for a friend," I said. "Thanks for helping though," "Don''t worry about it, it was no trouble," "Sorry to interrupt your sleep, you must''ve been really tired huh," I said in an apologizing tone. If I can get close to this guy maybe he can help me convince the owner. "Yeah, I''m super tired. It''s breeding season for demons, so we''ve been delivering left and right. Just yesterday we delivered twins and 4 other babies." Said, Phillip. Sighing so hard that his lungs seemed to deflate. Wait did he say twins. So this visit was fruitful. "Well I''m wishing you luck, man," I said, raising my hands up in a mock prayer. "Don''t patronize, I''m already super tired," Said Philip with a laugh. "You know, I thought you guys were a bunch of stuck up nobles, but you''re pretty cool," Said Phillip with a genuine smile, something that I haven''t seen in a long time."You know if you really wanna leave a good impression on the owner, give him this," He handed me a slip handing me a slip of paper," I looked at the paper, on it were the words Aunt Mary''s Tavern discount 50% off good for 1 visit. "Are you sure this will work," I said skeptically. "I''m absolutely sure it will," Said Phillip. "If I know the owner he''s a sucker for booze and these discounts are hard to get if you don''t know the owner like me," "Thanks, Phillip, I don''t know how to repay you," I said, honestly surprised at how friendly Phillip''s been. "It''s no problem, I have tons of those," Said Phillip. "Sebastion hurry up, we''re tired of waiting," Said Sofia. "As much as I wanna keep talking, you probably you need to catch up with your friends, they''re almost to the barn," Said Phillip. "For sure," I said. "See ya later," Phillip raised his hand, made a fist, and pointed his fist towards me. I turned my head quizzically at his odd movement. "Don''t tell me, no one has ever fist bumped you," Said Phillip with a laugh. "No, I don''t they have ever, what was it again?" Said Sebastion."Fist bump," "This is hilarious, here, just put your arm out like this,". He rose his arms. "Then clench your fists, and then you bump each other with your fists," He said. "Here let''s just dot it," I rose my arms, clenched my fist and with a small amount of force we met each other''s hands. "Now you''re getting it," Said Phillip." Now get going before that girly over there skins ya," he said glancing towards Sofia who seemed to be relieving her anger by pinching Roland. "Have fun, man," I said parting from Phillip. "I''m coming," I yelled to Sofia who has a second away from tearing Roland''s ears off. A minute later we''re in front of the big barn doors. Roland quietly pushed the barn doors revealing a majorly obese man sleeping. The obese man was wearing ostentatious silk clothes that together with his weight made him look like a wide but small dumping. "You got to be kidding me," Said Roland, an expression of exasperation on his face. Sofia and Sebastion turned to Roland, motioning him to wake up the obese man. "What, I did it last time," Said Roland. Crossing his arms "Just do it," Said Sofia. (peer pressure cough cough). "Why can''t Sebastion do it," Said Roland with indignation. "Because I said so, now hurry up," "FINE," Reluctantly Roland roughly nudged the man. A few minutes passed and our patience began to decline, his sweaty odor, new doubt caused by his time in the barn, only making it worse. "Don''t tell my wife," Said the obese man in his sleep. Roland started to nudge him even harder which served to only aggravate things. "Just like that," moaned the obese man. "JUST WAKE UP,". Tired of nudging the man Roland chose to push him off the chair. "huh," Said the obese man. He stared at us for a second in confusion before jumping higher than his jiggly buddy should allow. "You must be miss Sofia Varnoz, Correct," He said, pulling out a handkerchief and dabbing it on his forehead."I had thought you weren''t coming," He said, "And, you must be the owner," She said reluctantly stretching out her hand. He reverently shook her hand and by her expression it definitely not a joyous occasion. Some sweat flew off from the owner''s hand flying onto Sebastion. Which he then wiped off with extreme disgust. "Let me show you around the ranch," he said stretching out his hand towards the barn."This is where most of my cattle is kept, of which of course the majority is demons but I also keep a fair amount of other animals. Such as cows and even chickens. Though they are kept in different barns," "This barn contains only demons. Do you know that demons actually used to be a sentient race about a thousand years ago," Said the Owner "Yes of course we know," Said Roland "Don''t be rude," whispered Sofia. "It''s quite okay," Said the owner. "If he knows so much I''m sure he can explain it to all of us," "Demons worshiped no one and would call mother god a hoax. This caused a full out war to begin. The demons were winning until Rodressa the mother god cursed them to have low intelligence. We won quickly after that exterminating the demon race "Some demons were kept alive though because it was found out that demons meat were not only nutritional but extremely tasty. Which then lead to them becoming domesticated. Over hundreds of years lead to demons becoming an animal-like creature who has lost almost all resemblance to their pre-domesticated selves." Said Roland not missing a beat. Sofia gave Roland a sour look before putting her hands up in the air as if giving up. "Yes that is exactly right if it was coming from a lad who still wets there bed," Said the owner with a ridiculing laugh. "Demons and humans actually used to have a harmonious relationship until they created a king to rule the demons. Before the war demons used to live in villages and sometimes a small city but they were never united under a country," "When the king was created he almost immediately began to unite the demon race under his country, less than 50 years later he had more than the majority demons under his rule. A year after had accomplished this gargantuan achievement he immediately began assaulting any demons who even mentioned the goddess Rodressa," "Many historians are still confused on why the demon king had such hatred for the goddess Rodressa, eventually the assaults and discrimination spread to the humans of the time. They had no choice but to declare war on the demon nation which sadly represented the demon race. This then led to the history you now know," Said the owner. I repressed a smirk as those two spouted nonsense, pretending to be experts on history by copying something. It''s hilarious is it not? Where is the proof of this history? Why is everyone just accepting that it was okay for humans to start the war? Because they were discriminated. Truly is there anything funnier than this? "Thanks for the enlightening speech sir, I wish I had something more valuable to give you but I''m sorry to say this is all I have," I said handing him the coupon. "There is no need for that, it was just a little bit of history," "No, I insist sir, I''m extremely thankful for your expertise on this subject," I said, forcefully putting the coupon in his hand. He tried to politely push my hand back as I gave him the coupon. Until he recognized the slip of pap "I mean, if you insist I''ll gladly take it," He said pocketing the coupon in his pocket. So Phillip was right this dude is a sucker for booze. Sophia glared at me suspiciously, Ishe should at least try to hide her gaze. Well, that just proves how dumb she is. Why is she glaring at me I''m just being nice. "How did you get this coupon anyway?" Said the owner. "Actually, one of my friends is a friend of the owner so I get discounts pretty easily,". "Well maybe you can introduce me to your friend," Said the owner. "I will, but maybe we should finish the tour first," I said. If I can have me rush to finish the tour then we''ll get to the babies faster. "Oh yes," He said as if remembering that they were doing a tour of the estate. "Well let me show you around," He showed us around the barns, constantly giving out weird facts or stories that somehow never failed to excite madam Sofia. It was unnerving to walk around the estate. The demons are so human-like with just a few differences setting them apart. Demon''s bodies are covered in scales with multitudes of colors, black is the most sought out color. The black scaled demons are thought to be more delecious. They also have a pair of horns on their foreheads which can be forged into equipment. Demon blood corresponds to their scale color. Demon''s have long claws. Demons can eat human food. Why do I know this you ask. It''s because the owner for all intents is a demon fanatic, he absolutely loves everything about them. How do i know that, well he jumped into the story of how he built his ranch. This ranch started as a cow farm before he bought it and changed it to the demon. Roland asked why he didn''t keep it as a cow farm he replied aren''t demons way cooler. But enough of the owner, after what felt like an eternity we went to the demon baby room. The room was a lot simpler than i thought it would be. The babies were put into small boxes and the boxes had numbers on them. "Why do the boxes have numbers on them," Said, Roland. "Well the numbers signify what family they belong to," Said the owner." It''s so we can better manage the breeding," "Why are there 2 of these in the same box?" Asked Sofia. Pointing towards to 2 black scaled babies in the same boxes. Are these what father''s looking for. He said if there were twins I was to buy them. But these are black, i''m not sure i have enough money for these. Phillip gave me an estimate of 60-70 silvers but if they''re black-scaled, the price will almost definitely rise. "These are twins, which is something extremely rare for demons," Said the owner with pride."Did you know, that there is only a .014% chance for twins to be born and what is more surprising that these came from my black scaled demons. They''re boys too so I can make some nice cha ching from them," "So are they up for sale," i said "yes they are, but they''ll cost you 700 silver altogether," Said the owner. I took a deep breath as I thought about that price. That''s more money than I''ll get paid in 3 years. "How much will it be for just 1," I said, giving up the thought of buying the pair. "Well, for you I''ll do 300 silver," Said the owner. "I only have 280 silver will that be okay," I said. He put his hand on his chin and took a moment to think about it. "Well you did give me that coupon, I guess i can do 280 silver, but you''ll owe me," Said the owner with a smile. "For sure," I said. 20 minutes later me, Sofia and Roland were on our way home. They gave me weird looks as if questioning why I bought it. Of course, I noticed there gaze, but how could I tell them that I and their butler were planning a demon revolution. POV poll Do you like me doing different POV. If you do, do you think I¡¯m overdoing it by having a whole chapter just for Sebastions Point Of View. Finally which character do you like or hate the most.This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. Leave your answers in the comments below P.S if there are things that I didn¡¯t make clear in GKM that you are confused about feel free to ask. Then I can fix it and answer your questions P.S.S if there is a character you like a lot of hate a lot just put it down in the comments I¡¯m curious who y¡¯all choose. P.S.S.S uhhhhhhhh....... finally that filled the character count needed to post this. -Taius