《I'm A Useless Guy So I Got A Wife Goddess》 Prologue I''m just an average your school boy student, an average and i don''t have any speciality at all. I''m really useless, just really useless and i can''t even do something right. I just wish that, well, if a god really exist then why is he so cruel to me? Huh, you really can¡¯t expect anything that human brain can''t understand. Well, it''s all of my thought until i got into this place. A void place, i think it''s a cube? ¡°I will grant your wish, anything! Just tell me!¡± ¡°Huh?¡± What? Who is she? A tall entity just suddenly appear in front of me, on second thought she''s pretty. ¡°I¡¯m a boy you know... and i can read your mind.¡± Suddenly it''s silent... ¡°uhm.. just tell me your wish is and i really hate my job¡± ¡°Huh? Care to explain all of this?¡± ¡°Fine..you humans know me as a god.¡± ¡°A god? Why a god dress like a girl when he''s a boy?¡± ¡°Uhmn.. Uh... It''s a hobby okay? Anyway, just tell me your wish and we can forget about all of this.¡± Hearing that word i just reminded that i have a lot of wish and i must choose carefully my wish, lets see.. Should i wish for a girl? No no that will just make me looks pathetic. Should i just wish for a¡ª ¡°C¡¯mon just say it already¡± This god is really just pain in the ass... The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there.¡°Okay fine! I wish you become my servant for life!¡± ¡°Oka- WAIT WHAT!?¡± When he start screaming suddenly a light appeared and a real girl appear! Yeah! A real bishoujou!!! Oh god, i just blessed. ¡°Your wish is granted¡± ¡°HEY! WAIT I DON''T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS! HEY EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS!¡± ¡°You will come with me you stupid bishounen USELESS GOD!¡± ¡°Ah, before you go i got to tell you something, if a god is going to the human world that means the god gender will be reversed. That means that ¡®Your god'' will be turn into a girl, okay bye!¡± ¡°Ah.. where is? Oh, it''s my room but why do i feel something soft in my hand? Ah, don''t tell me...¡± When i look at my hand i see that my hand on her breast, typical ?liche. Guess he is a she now. I try to lift her up from my hand but she''s too heavy! What is this girl made of? A mithril!? I try to pull and lift my hand with all my strength until it''s succesfully out, yeah now my left hand on her butt... I''m facepalming and i rethinking about my life, eh!? Ah, finally she''s waking up now i can feel gla¡ªeh? Why her face is red like a tomato? Oh, my left hand... ¡°YOU DAMN LOW LIFE PERVERT!¡± And i just make a human size hole in my wall, guess my life will be normal... i think Chapter 1: Care To Explain? Ah.. it''s 6 AM i got to go shower and go to school. Well, because i''m alone i have becoming an independent person since kindergarten I''m already taking off in my clothes and suddenly why do i feel something is odd? Maybe it''s just my imagination ¡°BATH TUB HERE I¡ªEH!?¡± When i slide slam the bathroom door the girl in my dream suddenly becoming real! Eh, wait, when a boy encountered something like this there is only one thing to do! I put my hand on my forehead like the J*J* Bi*a*re A*d*e*u* and saying ¡°You dirty women! How dare you interuppted my territory!¡± And she knocked me up with her st*nd. Is this heaven? No, it''s just my room and i''m naked and only using towel.. OH SHOOT! What time is this!? I''m gonna be late!! Eh, it''s Sunday... why do i feel a bit stupid back there? Okay, who is this girl? ¡°M-My master i-i''m sorry for knock you up¡± ¡°Huh!? How dare you to hit your master like it''s nothing special!? You need to get a punishment! Are you ready to pay your consequences!?¡± ¡°Yes my master i will use anything even my body¡± Wait?! What the heck is going on and why do i becoming her master and why the fuck i''m teasing her!? SOMEBODY CARE TO EXPLAIN THIS!? Eh, i have to ask this ¡®servant¡¯ ¡°Care to explain who are you and why are you in my house?¡± ¡°Huh!? AFTER ALL OF THIS EMBARASSMENT AND YOU DON''T KNOW WHO AM I!? LISTEN HERE YOU HERETIC! I''M A GOD! A GOD OF GOD THE STRONGE¡ª¡° ¡°Don¡¯t care, just get into the point you loli sickhead!¡± ¡°uh fine, so i''m your¡ª¡° After hearing her explanation now i feel guilty, not because i brought her it''s because she is a he in the first place!!! And average readers doesn''t like gender bender!!! Arghhhh!!!! My life is at stakes!! Okay this is too dramatic and what do i even think about? This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon.¡°okay you tell me that you are a god? And you brought in here because i wish that you become my servant and it actually work!? Heck yeah!!¡± Wait... i just realize that she''s a loli well despide her age she''s considered as a loli and what does the neighbour think about this!? A man living with a girl alone!! Eh she is a he in the first place BUT STILL THIS IS CAN LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDING! When i''m thinking about this nonsense stuff suddenly the door bell rings and that loli servant opened it up for me.. WHAT IF THE NEIGHBOUR FIND OUT THAT I LIVE WITH A GIRL THAT LOOKS LIKE A 3rd GRADE SCHOOLER! ¡°WAIT NO!¡± I grabbed the loli servant and push her into the bed and lock the door. Forgive me loli servant it''s for our own good. ¡°Okay! Wait a sec¡± When i opened the door i see a girl looks like a housewife, WAIT! Is this becoming a NTR story? Nah, anyways her figure is great though. ¡°Ah yes, can i help you?¡± ¡°I¡¯m Yumegami Megano, i just lived beside you and here is my husband¡± Damn... her husband looks like bald cape heroes ¡°My name is Yumegami Toojiro, nice to meet you¡± Also his sound looks like a male protagonist from a porn ¡°Ah, my name is Juiichiro Rikou, nice too meet you too and i¡ª¡° And loli servant suddenly appeared and kick me, great, can this be worse? ¡°MASTER! HOW DARE YOU LOCK ME IN THE BEDROOM¡ªoh nice to meet you, my name is Vishnu but you can call me Shiro¡± ¡°O-okay.. and what are you doing in this kid house!?¡± ¡°I¡¯m his wife! And servant!¡± WHAT!? ¡°WHAT!?¡± Sfx:Nani!?