《Plot armour obtain》


 1 Incoming: New Age

    Cristian! Broski!" yelled a brunette haired male with a quiff style cut, wearing the standard "I don''t care anymore outfit" composing of a plain grey sweater and a loose pair of jogging pants, "You coming to Jonny''s party this Friday?" he looked at Cristian expectantly.


    Cristian stared back at him lifelessly. Cristian was around 1.67 tall (but supposedly he was 1.70m tall), with dark brown, pretty much black hair and a matching coloured Asian looking eyes obviously as he is Asian. He gave off the air of lifelessness probably from pulling another all-nighter. The brunette guy waved at him, catching his attention as he Cristian stares into the empty space.


    "Luke, I already told you, I''m going to be there hehehe." He nodded at Luke with excitement in his eyes. luke gave him a thumbs up with a knowing grin, before leaving the plaza where Cristian was sitting. Cristian was currently attending college in good ole New Zealand. He was currently in his last year at the University, studying about debaucheeeerrr....Computer Science. He was sitting under a tree, just outside of the library, reviewing the course assessments that he just completed last night.


    With a test next week and a major project due tonight, Cristian was trying to finish as much work as possible but has already believed that he is pretty much fucked. Mostly, because he was the hardcore partying type that puts them 50-year-olds "forever 21s" to shame, So as usual, he figured that doing his work pretty much near the time of the deadline was a solid plan. Ooh how wrong he was, but sadly as this is a wish-fulfilment story..err I meant his legend, Cristian is blessed by some kind of faggoty god or probably cause of his Asian genes, which enables to somehow completes his projects in due time, albeit barely passing but hey ''Cs gets degrees'' am I right? lel. Cristian turned over a few pages in a folder, trying to focus on the words being laid out.


    Cristian looked out around the surrounding, gazing out into space again. He notices that the grass on the ground was a pleasant shade of vivid green, giving off a warm feeling of life and energy, while the azure sky blankets the earth as white ever changing clouds drifts across it. But yeah anyways fuck grass and the sky they''re just there for the word count. Cristian was obviously gazing at the various bab.. students wandering around, some walking determinedly to their classes, while others were walking at a lacklustre pace doing nothing. Some walked timidly and others walked proudly. One thing they all had in common, though, was that they were all had something that bounces. Cristian saw it again and again as they walked past him, obviously procrastinating right now.Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator.


    As Cristian regains his focus he considered his own life story and what direction he would be heading next year. Cristian had been born to two loving and caring middle-class parents. Raised as an only child he was the pride and joy of his parents. But eventually, as the pressure of achieving has been pilling up he ended up leaving to join the military for a year just after graduating high school. While Cristian considered it an amazing journey as he could let loose his destructive nature. But alas respecting his parents wish, he went to college to get a degree and hopefully get a stable and respectable job.


    Nevertheless, Cristian craves for something more as he watches the other students, working so hard, and wondered what was the point of it all. And what was his own purpose, he thought, wondering and yearning for some sort of ''adventure''


    Suddenly, a flash of blue light blinded him for a moment, and a cute loli like voice started talking. The voice seems to be talking to him directly into his mind if that makes any sense. Cristian was shocked but also filled with exaltation as an avid web novel reader and anime specialist he had some idea on what might hopefully happen next, regaining his focus he put his full attention what the voice was saying.


    ["Welcome to the Akashi System, everyone! Congratulations people of earth, you were chosen by the God of All, Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas or Jzeus for short, to wield the Akashi System. I shall be your ai assistant Kami-chan, nice to meet you desu! You are one of the many hosts chosen to have access to the Akashi System to combat the awakening of the negative beings, which shall be spawning after this message. Good luck desu!"] The then voice faded away.


    Suddenly, beast roars and screaming could be heard all around the area, as a panel of a glowing blue see-through screen appeared in front of Cristian. Displaying a text saying:


    [Ding- Akashi System downloading...]


    [1%... 2%... 3%...]


    After about 2 minutes has passed.


    [99%.... 100%]


    [Ding- Download complete!]


    ''Well...shit.....why did I wish for this adventure'' whispered Cristian.

 2 Luck that bend the natural laws

    ''Well...shit.....why did I wish for this adventure'' whispered Cristian.


    Suddenly, a large, glowing blue screen appeared in front of Cristian. It was see-through and covered in the text. At the top of the screen was his name, with a number next to it.


    "No freaking way!....is this the legendary status screen!?" exclaimed Cristian with excitement and avid interest while fiddling with the screen, completely ignoring or maybe forgetting about the screams and roars around him as the world starts to descend to chaos.


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    Name: Cristian lee Wong


    Class: none


    Skills: none


    Bloodlines: none


    Equipment: none


    Pets: none


    Lottery Slots: 5


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    <td>               Status</td>


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    Strength: 13


    Dexterity: 14


    Intelligence: 14


    Vitality: 11


    luck: 4


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    <td>(note 10 being an average for a grown-up human)</td>


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    Cristian was in currently in a state of orgasmic exhilaration, remembering back to various novels and books he had read. Several of them had situations that were similar to the one he was in now. But suddenly feeling a bit downcast finding out that he turned out to be just a bit above average.


    "This is bullshit, where the hell are my cheats yo? arent I like the mc or something? and also there''s no freaking way that my luck is that bad!....wait lottery! hehe I''ve seen and read enough stories to know what would happen next" Cristian said with passion as he quickly clicked on "Lottery", curious to see what was in stock for him. A wheel of question marks then pops up in his mind. His mind tumbled as he tried to come to terms with what he was seeing. While coming back down from excitement he spots several others around him are doing the same thing. Suddenly he notices that the other students inside the faraway facility are running around and screaming in panic as vague shadow silhouettes patrol the inside of the building.Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on.


    "what the fuck, are those monsters? well, first things first let''s get my cheats and have a look at those monsters. The basic combat skills that I learnt in my one year in the military should be enough to fight off a goblin...probably. well, there might be a chance that it may not be ''beginner monsters'', if so then ill try to find a way out of the campus and go check on my parents" Cristian then clicks the spin button. A loli like voice then sounded out in his mind.


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    [Spinning lottery]


    [old black boots obtain! Congratulations desu!]


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    "...Wait Wut?? You have to be freaking kidding me!! foooo..ok no problem I still have 4 more spins. Kami-chan another spin please"


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    [Spinning lottery]


    [Inspect skill obtain! Congratulations desu!]


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    ls hahaha, next one please kami-chan"


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    [Spinning loterry]


    [Pure Uchiha bloodline obtain! Congratulations desu!]


    [Complete Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan unlocked!]


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    "kuhahaha!! Cheats are always good especially if they''re my cheats! with this, my chances of surviving should increase significantly Wahahaha! Kami-chan I love you! next!" exclaimed Cristian as he''s shivering with excitement.


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    [Spinning lottery]


    [Pooped pants obtain! Congratulations desu!]


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    "hahaha.....Motherfucker!! Kami-chan do you not believe that I won''t exchange your voice out for Siri!? My Fucking God! I can see it now. I would most likely die of a heart attack first, from this emotional rollercoaster ride that this ai has put me through, than by getting killed by a monster!" Fuming with anger Cristian tap his last spin button.


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    [Spinning lottery]


    [Plot armour obtain! Congratulations desu!]


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    "....kekekeke I knew my below average luck wouldn''t fail me, alright time to check out my spoils" Cristian then took out the gears that he just obtained.


    ''Inspect''


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    [Plot armour: A magical armour that bends the natural laws in the user''s favour but lowers the intelligence of the user to the point where they will become impulsive idiots.


    Raises luck by 20,000%


    lowers intelligence by 50%


    Can save the life of the user 3 times (Regenerates every 5 years)


    After death, the user would be forcefully teleported somewhere on earth


    Evolvable


    Cannot be unequipped


    Can be worn under an armour


    Bound to user


    Cannot be dropped]


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    "...I don''t know how I feel about this...ohh well all mc in books and movies have plot armour so this has to be op and anyways being impulsive shouldnt be a bad thing as thats how mcs find their fruitful encounters. In anycase something is better than nothing plus that life saving skill is godlike in this soon to be dog eat dog world" Cristian says as he equips a black overcoat with a hoodie with a violet purplish interior (see book cover for an idea on what his outfit looks like), amazingly the plot armour can be customized to how you want it to look like. "Plot armour? more like babe slaying armour huehuehue but yeah seriously this is a fucking badass coat. Alrighty let''s inspect these stinking worn out boots"


    ''Inspect''

 3 Analysing and inspecting

    ''Inspect''


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    [Space-Time walker Boots: Boots owned by a space and time magic god, who has attained a very high level of skill in his craft. Allowing only the user to enter into a space pocket where time flows at a rate of 100:1 compared to the outside world.


    Allows the user to go into the space pocket at any time as long as it''s within 6-hour limit, will renew at midnight


    Allows the user to use the skill ''blink''


    increase movement speed by 20%


    Silents the user''s footsteps


    evolvable


    bondable if dropped with blood]


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    "....Bullfuckingshit! no wonder main characters win almost everytime! this luck is completely broken as fuck! And look at how well it complements my armour both in style and abilities wahahaha! with this, I would only have to stay inside of the realm for roughtly 2 months to recover all my life-saving chances on my plot armour, alright let''s equip this bad boi" Cristian then puts on the worn out black boots while trying to ignore the unworldly stench coming out of it.


    "Just think about the stats....just think about the stats...just think about the stats, dafuk is this magic god standing on for it this to stank so much? fuck this, let''s just bind it and enter the space pocket for a bit to examine the stuff that I just obtain" He then ''cooly'' bit his thumb which then drew blood, just like what he had seen on Naruto that one time and dropped it on the boots which gave out an eerily blood red light around it making it look like one of those shuffling LED sneakers. But thank goodness the light didn''t stay for long. After the light had died down information on how to use the boots suddenly stream into Cristian mind.


    Cristian then proceeds to ''step'' into ''a gap in space'' then a somewhat familiar feeling affected him as kind of like descending down an elevator as he step through. Cristian then finds himself in a realm of some sort, complete with fertile lands of vivid green spanning at roughly 100m around, He then notices that in the middle of the realm there is a small pool of water. Walking towards the pool he measured it to be at around 5 meters deep with a circumference of 10 meters. The water in it seemed to sparkle with the shine of crystals and it looked so pure and pristine like a virgin goddess wandering about in a snow-covered wonderland and rolling around in the cascading white powder.The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon.


    "Alright let''s check on that blink skill on my boots then have a look at that god awful shit stained pants and finally I need to check the abilities on my Sharingan, haaah so much to do in...so much time kuhahaha! god im op, anyways kami-chan ''blink'' skill description please"


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    <td>{Blink: Short distance teleportation that allows user to move in and out of combat, with a range of 3 meters. can be used 3 times in succession or individually. Has a cool down of 2 minutes}</td>


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    "Not bad, more life-saving skills are always good," Cristian thought, while squeezing his nose closed with his fingers, as Cristian begins to use his inspect skill on the shit covered pants which are now on the ground beside him.


    ''inspect''


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    [Pooped pants: it''s just normal pants with a massive poop stain on it desu


    lowers charm by 99%


    Increase aggro on all beings by 500%]


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    In rage pinch the ankle part of the pants and threw it as far as he could, in the process of being thrown a bright golden item flew out of one of the pockets, heading towards the item Cristian notices that it is, in fact, a golden coin just a few times bigger than a normal coin. On the face of the coin, it has an etching of the ouroboros dragon circling around the sides of the coin and a parchment of a scroll in the middle. Curious he proceeds to use inspect on the item.


    ''inspect''


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    [class change token: one-time use item. randomly assigns a class. User, please note that classes can only be reset 3 times]


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    "kuhuhuhum I see whats going on here, obviously it appears that the goddess of luck is completely infatuated with me ahahaha to think that my slighly above average but not that handsome, handsome good looks could even charm god-like beings hahaha! with my god level charm and her obvious bias favours who else can even stop me from Ruling the tristate area!


    [I believe that its just the user''s plot armour desu.....]


    "You just do your job Kami-chan and stop being hateful! otherwise today this bro shall change your voice pack!" scowled Cristian as he threatens the poor ai. Settling down Cristian looks down and examines the intricate golden token. Weighing up the pros and cons. Cristian finally comes to a decision of using the token as he would still be left with 2 more chances if he gets a trash job. without hesitation he taps the use button.


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    <td>[User uses class change token...]</td>


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    <td>[Granting a random class....]</td>


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    <td>[Class obtain]</td>


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