《So I tried everything is there in the world to reincarnate but nothing is working》 1. God dammit everything in the market is just troll. 1. God dammit everything in the market is just troll. Screaming A man move towards a kid. ¡°stop¡± kid said that by stepping backward. He moved forward. ¡°Please uncle don¡¯t come close¡±, kids heartbeat was on rampage with very passing second. He picked him up through his shirt collar. Punched into his guts Kid vomited. He throws him at the side of the wall. His ribs cracked. ¡°stop I will do this right please stop,¡± ¡°what will you do right,¡± Grabbing the kids hair and lifting towards him ¡°I have the money from begging I will buy the right one,¡± ¡°What will you buy,¡± with grinning smile He lifted the kid hand and hold it in his hand. ¡° BoUrban RumanDo,¡± shuttering while saying He twisted his little finger. ¡°ahhhhhhhhh,¡± kid screamed ¡°Good now fetch it like a dog,¡± He ran towards the market Street only to find himself lying in the road. ¡°it was my friend truck-san, cruelly but magically he always comes to those who needs it,¡± Kid smile at the end while thinking that.You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author. Everything was dark. There was a beautiful Voice. ¡°Hello welcome to reincarnation branch,¡± ¡°like hell there is reincarnation branch shit,¡± throwing the book towards his friends face our hero is lying in a hospital bed. ¡° God dammit, I miss just one thing, just needed that one thing, ¡°Our hero in remorse. I have tried everything means everything from making my appointment with truck-san, Dying in a funny way near tractor while pushing the girl, easily tricking myself thinking I have saved her. By googling it. It only shows creepier website titling MAHOU SHOUJO. By becoming the useless neet. By becoming the programmer and working tirelessly to depress myself. Sleeping near computer, putting my head into it. By playing virtual reality and banging the shit out of it. By learning all kind of martial arts that no one have heard before. By getting bullied. At that time also no one was ready, I have to give them money to do that. ¡°Now where the fuck can I get that useless uncle who beat the shit out of me for that RumanDo sweets.¡± ¡°Are you kidding me at least send him to buy some cigarettes.¡± Still few things are remaining to try. 1 Becoming a pharmacist researching the shit out of it, till I die. 2 becoming a veterian so someone will summon me....... ¡°Come-on man that truck-san appointment was just too far you can get¡±. ¡°what the hell is wrong with this title man,¡± looking at the book his freind asked. Our MC replied By facing the crisis of my fucking uncle, who is addicted to that damn RumanDo candy, which I can¡¯t bear, I decided to bring nothing and run but he caught me and beat the shit out of me, so I have to go and buy that shitty candy, while crossing the street I met MR. Truck-san just to realise I was in reincarnation department. ¡°Holy shit how the heck do you memories that,¡± ¡°That¡¯s doesn¡¯t matter where the fuck can I find RumanDo loving uncle,¡± ¡°hmm, I don¡¯t know about uncle but I can lend you my aunty he loves RumanDo.¡± ¡°lets try that, we are losing nothing,¡± he said that while fracturing both of his legs. 2. Train is going to arrive, hurry get me the reincarnation pass. 2. Train is going to arrive, hurry get me the reincarnation pass. As the horn of the train sounded. I left the station, I have thought that my life is going to change but never thought it is going to turn over 360. Blossoming spreading there pinkness as I travel pass through them, I thought march is the best month to watch cherry tress. It was warmly melting my heart until I saw a creepy guy in a coat grinning in my opposite seat. Though I am an ordinary boy of 19 years, studied in an ordinary school, passed with an ordinarily average score, my family also name me Ippan(ordinary) nakamura(most common family name). I am soooooo ordinary that my writer also rejected to accept me as an MC, thus I am just a sidekick narrator and that creepy deluded bishounen over there is our MC. But even the trained dog sometimes, can¡¯t control it urge of relieving outside, just like that I can¡¯t be ordinary in an everyway. I am a man of secret. ¡®Yep I am a psychic. Though I can only able to read minds right now and I am just going to show it. You deluded freak your place is in mental hospital. Concentrating¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­ -Mind of our Main character ( creepy person) Talking in phone(acting) ¡° Ah, training I would be late,¡± Oh man today too even though I am tired. (Putting his phone aside) ¡°Dad will kill me if I don¡¯t train in martial arts.¡± ¡°This power in this peaceful country is of no use,¡± posing himself by lifting his hand in front of himself. ¡°Just temporarily, if I would be summoned in an alternate world this power can have a use.¡± Wait just wait. At any movement now the train will collapse and I would be in my ise kai magical world. ¡°Like hell it¡¯s going to happen,¡± loudly as I was frustrated by that long monologue summon spell. ¡°I don¡¯t know about ise kai shit but you sure are making this final destination huh.¡± Putting his hand grabbing his collar and lifting him up. --Train Has Reach It¡¯s Destination. ¡°Wait stop, were are you taking me,¡± ¡° to mental jail¡±, I was dragging him along. --Security office (train station) . . ¡°do you heard him taking all this¡± officer with big beards as of Dumbaldore with an contrasting color. Sitting on a chair and drinking his tea. ¡°Well yeah, kind of , maybe, maybe not,¡± I was confused as I don¡¯t heard him as I have mind read him. Just as I was thinking of an answer, my mind gone blank. --MIND OF OUR MC. No way, how did I miss that he is the man of culture, our god from ise kai with my smartphone. Kukuku, just as I thought he have come to test us if we are suitable or not, if yes he will strike us with lighting in the name of mistake. ¡°Holy hell, how the heck you are that much deluded in your dreamsand why the heck he come test "us," does that Dumbaldore with his huge stomach just doing time pass look like a god to you.¡± Police officer glared at me. . . ¡°he he he, I was not talking about you,¡± I spoke stutteringly as I was getting ready to run anytime. Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there.--IN PRISON ¡°Come on, sir I was taking about my RumanDo loving uncle, please don¡¯t call our parents I am begging you, as I was pushing the bars inside out. ¡° You lied to me , we were childhood friends aren¡¯t we, you know how much I wanted That RumanDo loving uncle but you only gave me aunty, who doesn¡¯t even abuse me.¡±(check out prologue) My life is over, police officer looked at me with pitiful eyes, as if I was no longer a straight man anymore. ¡°Wait I my innocent, I am not that kind of a man who look for a man,¡± as I said that he started calling my parents from my ID. ¡°wait,¡± I said confidently. Come on, I have to say it be a man Ippan I thought to myself. ¡°I am plus 18, I am an adult now,¡± I was crying as this statement would stop him from calling but also it would signifies him that I am a man now and I can take my own decision.(now like choose my own relation) Police man replied, ¡° ok stay there for five days,¡± I glared at our MC. --MIND OF OUR MC No way. Can this prison count as the pitiful hell of the mankind which will gain the attraction of my mighty god of reincarnation. Which will flutter me towards the secret of dragons and magic with my beloved bishoujo. I don¡¯t even want to listen him anymore. So as you see this is the story of our deluded MC ¡°Tensei Sato.¡± At times in school, there were many student who would talk behind my back due to my ordinarily ordinary everything He was the only one who never care about that and I respect him for that. Incarnation, reincarnation mind of our MC. Though it¡¯s just because of that. --NIGHT TIME AT STATION We were finally release. Oh come on that was hell. I have to beg so much to that DUMBaldore. I sat on the waiting couch of the station. So where are we going ¡°Not we only me, I am going to hostel and you will stay here and daydream fully.¡± ¡°come on bro, Hostel will not allow you to enter, we can only rely on the goddess aqua.¡± Give me a break with his freak show. As I was sitting, he moved towards the rails. --MIND OF OUR MC No way is this the hint given by the Gods to test me. You trust me that much god. First I should get into my summoning act incantation. I will remove my incarnation book titled ¡°101 ways to incarnate from all the ise kai you can put on the library of hogwards.¡± Pretty sure it¡¯s only for mental like you. Restructuring is a quite annoying, but I will do my job. I can¡¯t reach to the likeness of a genius, I am not a prodigie, however it is better than this brawling good for nothing. Hey hey who do you thing you are referring to specify that person. Afterwards I would succeed to become a department manager. Like hell do you even have a job in first place aren¡¯t you shooting very far. life is going to be a smooth ride. Now someone will come and push me, anytime now. As if anyone will be there at this time. Most nearest guy is 700 meter far. ¡°Now his spell will not be complete and he would stop these nonsense, once it for all,¡± . . Holy shit how can that guy just came right behind him, does he knows flying thunder god technique, you have to teach me, wait that¡¯s not the problem here, he is going to be pushed. I can see the train coming. --SLOW MOTION Nooooooooooooooow, as I ran towards him but I was too late. He pushed him ignoring cctv and me. Our MC has been fallen, and is going to crush by the train. --MIND OF OUR MC Time has come, finally as I hover my coat lavishly, standing on the rails confronting the train with all my might. I was crying as I don¡¯t want to look his minced meat as he was my friend, annoying so what, freak , creepy, deluded so what. Shinning it¡¯s light towards the path of enlightenment, I closed my eyes. . . . as it pass away sideways. His last words are echoing, wait what, it passes away sideways, --SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, TRAIN HAD CHANGE its TRACK DUE TO ACCIDENT AND ARRIVED AT PLATFORM 2. . . As he was not wearing his glasses today, he stand at the rails of platform 1, where the train was going to arrive, but the cross path to change the track was also close to the station so he didn¡¯t notice that it had changed the track in midway when he closes his eyes and as I was waiting at platform 2 I couldn¡¯t able to see him as he got hidden due to the passed train. ¡°What the hell do you think you are, 1 sec what world are you living in, wait what timeline it is,¡± oh come on I am also getting reincarnation virus. This is because of you, I grappled his collar shake him until he became a lifeless doll. ¡°like hell this was going to turn into YOUJO SENKAI,¡± 3. WAITING FOR THE GODS MISTAKE 3. WAITING FOR THE GOD''S MISTAKE. Hello, everyone¡¯s favorite psydekick Ippan here and now I am screaming. ¡°Idiot, get away quickly you are going to die,¡± Ah, why am I saying that and to whom. MIND OF OUR MC It''s time. Its raining. SMARTPHONE check. Honor student character certificate check. The drops of water are dripping through my skin, as if they don¡¯t want to miss the chance to tease me. I have to persevere, just a little bit more. The time will come, when GOD will make mistake. when the lightning will flash right through my body and I will meet Randolf, well kind of like him. At that time my journey will began. ¡°Hahahahahhahhh¡± villainous laughter ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­ ¡°hahahahhhhhh, my ass¡±Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon. Today, we have come here to our MC village, so that there would be no lightning rod and our MC can transcend through when the lightning fall. Well, where ever my eyes goes there where only green wheat sapling in a parallel line order can be seen. With the slowly spreading scent of the wet earth. With the fluttering sound of grains when the wind passes through feels like a nature orchestra I have to say it feels good to kick him on his face. Guess, it good that lightning doesn¡¯t fall otherwise we would get roasted MC TENSEI KABAB made by the mistake of the god. He was fallen through my kick in the middle of the road, as the tractor started advancing towards. Mind of our MC No, tractor-kun is coming, I have to trick myself But can I even achieve that level of konasuba professionalism, and die because I was too devastated of thinking I was going to die. ¡°the hell you are talking about, the tractor had already turned away.¡± Guess, I have a long way to go. . . "Hello aunty¡± I said as I entered into our MC house. She was in the hallway dusting the corner of the walls. ¡°Hello uncle¡± as he was sitting in the sofa, drinking his daily deal of caffeine. They all greeted me very well, but what is up with this awkwardness. Our MC was sitting in front of his grandfather. So how it¡¯s going? (School). Very, well ( incarnation process) Do you apply for the form (university admission) No, I got an appointment for it (truck-san) Good So how much time it will take. (Admission) It depends on my efforts and gods I am glad you belief in God¡¯s and also that you understand your efforts. MIND OF OUR MC GRANDPA I am glad, I asked him guess he understand his responsibility. OUR mind also think same, like grandpa like son. ¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­ Like hell, you understand anything, rather you are totally misunderstanding. I screamed in my mind. 4. OH COME ON, I DONT NEED SAO SHIT ? 4. OH COME ON! I DON¡¯T WANT SAO? In panic, What are we going to do, I had never thought that this shit is really going to happen until I realize, it already had happen. 4 hours prior, This is the world of fantasy adventure with limitless possibilities, be your favorite elf or cat person. You can be thief or skeleton knight, be a mage or warrior, be a ninja or a rouge. Be a beta tester now and show everyone what you have got, with a large world to explore, dungeons, 200+ beasts, 20+ legendary monster, unique costume, 100+ weapons. Yes, yes you sitting there come out now and start your own adventure. ¡°Hey, Ippan look at this ad¡± excitedly. I don¡¯t give a shit about it I know what he is thinking, but I rather not go at this suspicious game testing. VR GAMING is subject to your and only your risk, please read all manual carefully. Hey wait, what risk what risk, rewind the TV. Beta test of SCAM sword ART ONLINE starts today get to your nearest VR portal and live in your fantasy. Halt, isn¡¯t it just cut out scam for a sec. MIND OF MC Wait could it be my chance to enter into new cheated world get cheated power. Be a cheated OP MC, and then God will transfer me to another world seeing my efforts. GOD, I am coming¡­.. No you are not, I always thought I was not born to be in this world, when I was young¡­. Hey wait, this is not the right chapter to reveal that, OH come on, isn''t it time, let the truth be reveal. No no no,hmm fuck it reveal it, no one gives a shit about story anyway.The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. Slam on the door. ¡°shut the hell up, I am studying,¡± Oh, introduction time, this here with lovely voice is our MC cousin sister, she is two year older Tom boyish, flat chested but have a good looks though very shitty personality. Look big sis, look at the TV, first time SCAM SWORD ART ONLINE VR game is launching in the fantasy setting, maybe this is the ticket to incarnation as an OP hero. ¡°shut your trap, you good for nothing freak, I have no interest in your Game or incarnation shit¡± Well, that¡¯s sharp tongue for you, you are thinking both sister and brother are different. wait for sec¡­ TV sounds We also got bishounen characters with OTOME game collaboration as an NPC to enjoy yourself if you are lady. MIND OF MC SISTER (MARRY) Wait what does it said can I be incarnated as some kind of healer and will be surrounded by my own male harem. They will take care of me as a princess because there is a lack of healers, I will make them follow all my orders. ¡° hahahahaha haha.¡± You know your motives are showing in that laugh. ¡°Oh sorry, my bad you don¡¯t hear anything,¡± Wait was that a threat. If it was I am going to do¡­¡­¡­¡­ Probably nothing. OH come on make me the MC already. Can¡¯t even have my own punchline. ¡°We are here, finally my dream which I had lived for my whole life is going to get real¡± ¡°Why the heck I am here¡± said by Marry. I also want to ask that. MIND OF MARRY Finally I can live my dream life by ordering around my prince charming, make him fall into my beauty and let him massage my silky body. You know your grinning smile is revealing your sadistic personality . ¡°Shut your trap bitch, you have seen nothing¡± Yes ma¡¯am see nothing, speak nothing, listen nothing. So we reached at the VR gaming portal, which look like a big glass building, it was stretched parallel to ground in cuboidal shape. It seems like there was a huge line for beta tester, we finally got into the building. There was a inspection room which were checking our health and asking if we have any allergic reaction. When we pass the border line of health examination, we were given a paper and an identity card with a specific number We were asked to fill all the information in the paper. And we are good to go. Finally, we entered battle station room, it was a long Corridor, With bed like futuristic structure on both the sides, they are connected to hair band like ring structure, probably like Microsoft hololens. We were assigned the VR machine according to the number, I lay flat on my machine with placing my Holoring on my head. The researcher said that when we will hear start from within the microphone, Holoring will move automatically towards down closing our eyes. Clang sound What, my hands and legs are tightly gripped by claws of metal attaching the machine. They said it is for otherworldly experience. I want to read someone¡¯s mind but they are all blank, maybe they are not thinking anything. I saw a lady in white coat near me, I asked Oh, ma¡¯am is it safe for our brain She looked at me with scornful eyes. Then she replied in a mild calming way don¡¯t worry, everything is going to be fine. She smiled ¡°Hehehehehe¡± she laughed in her mind. It¡¯s a psycho researcher, START........... . Chapter 5. Seal of approval on removal of logout button because MC wants it. Chapter 5. Seal of Approval on removal of LOGOUT button BECAUSE MC WANTS it. Finally, got rid of that long character login. [Login username psydekick commoner. Gender: male Class: proletarian Skill: jack of a goose egg, master of none Title: mob character] Flashed into my eyes, only I am able to see that. Why the heck it look like it is insulting me in some high level language, well let it be. I was logged in a port, what was it name, harbor cistern, as I lifted my head there was a entrance with the huge letters, ¡°CISTERN TOWN¡±. Now, I am feeling very excited. though I was against it at first. It feels quite nice, winds are gazing through my back from the port , seagulls like birds were flying above me, slight scent of salt reached to me, so where are the other two. Heh, Who will wait for them, let¡¯s start my own journey. First I should get going to the armor and weapon shop. [Random voices ¡°Hey do you know there been a long hair molester roaming.¡± ¡°Ya, he only looks for cute boys,¡±] Tch, what days have been come, boys Chasity are on the line in this online. Heh, who cares anyway. So where should I find that, first right swipe in the air, control panel A appeared. ######################## . Character description . Storage items . Maps ¨C Town_ Cistern town ¨C location_ entrance gate. . Appearance . Friends . Logout (don¡¯t trust it) ######################### So my location is entrance gate, I have to move straight, then take second right at the tailor shop. Huh, a person accidentally crashed into my shoulder at the right alley. ¡°are you blind or what,¡± he said Bastard, who do you think you are taking to, I am gonna crushed him under my feets. I thought as I glared piercing through his gaze. ¡°huh¡± our eyes met. ¡°no, nothing nothing at all,¡± I said. Why did I feel uneasy while talking to him. Hmm, he was very drop-dead gorgeous with long hair, can¡¯t be helped. SAO online is made up of cutting edge technology, which offer character creation through body scan. Why the heck I am not like him, damn that author?The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. Huh, What is he doing ? He was moving left and right, maybe was searching something, guess I should help him. ¡°Hey, need some help pal,¡± I asked him by waving my hands towards him, my powers are not getting triggered, it work only when there is lot more emotion put to that words or if it¡¯s our MC mind, it is always dramatic. Ah, he saw that he is coming towards me, maybe I am getting my first friend in online, guess he is nervous by seeing this much crowd. I inspected his body thoroughly and asked his name. He seemed bewildered at first, maybe he got some crazy name attach to him. ¡°otoge.¡± He replied flaunting his long hair. Otoge huh, it¡¯s very feminine name. You know I know someone of the same name, she is my friend sister and she is pretty wild. But your body is pretty opposite of your name Some chest are going on with packs huh, aren¡¯t you a bodybuilder. girls would be totally fall flat¡­ Slap sound. Why the heck is there pain sensing cutting tech, isn¡¯t this just too futuristic. ¡°Hey, wait. Why would you just do that?¡± Otoge started walking towards the crowd moving away from me. ¡°atleast tell me what I have done wrong,¡± wait don¡¯t tell me you are that type who is not interested in girls. Mind of otoge [Shut up motherf*****] Hey what was that censorship huh. No way, was all the rumors were true about a vile lavishing man from previous beta test, who has a long hair travelling to collect all cute boys Chasity. I firmly grappled my shoulder crossing both my hands and I turned around. Why is that I can¡¯t move? One of my shoulder was reached out by his hands and I was caught. An one eye lavishly glare through my behind. ¡°You know there is nothing wrong with your type, I am not saying anything rather I am rooting for you, ya I am,¡± what have I said, I have to change the topic. ¡°so what''s wrong with that,¡± he asked. ¡°You know.. there is nothing¡­.wrong with that, just that¡­.. you know it doesn¡¯t got that feeling¡­.. you know what I am talking about,¡± I dragged my words. ¡°what feelings,¡± he asked. ¡°oh come on man, those feeling of round melons which you get to experience when you are a straight man rather than the chested flatness¡­. Slapped on both cheek Seriously, why the pain is lot more higher than before. Fine do what you want, he is moving towards stalls, guess I would search for Tensei first rather than weapon shop. I came towards the town tree, a massive one which is the second login portal and in the middle of the town, maybe he had been login here. It is a pink cherry blossom tree, where it¡¯s leaves are flowing around its area. MIND OF MC Finally, I have heard the gods call, which were screaming to me to play this game. Sorry, to kept you waiting but don¡¯t worry I have finally reached to you. I would soon become the top player and defeat the organization, who have removed the logged out button, you just wait and watch. Now I would swipe left in air and panel B would open, now into customer care, I would write. Dear, bugger and debugger if this game doesn¡¯t contain bug than please bugged the logout option for me. Your sincerely,Buggerman Why not just go on and build your own harem, knock your favorite girl and get the AI baby from the forest, simple right. Oh, thanks for that, I would write that too. Thanks, my ass. You bastard, what was that mind monologue for, dang what am I. a caretaker. First let¡¯s go to weapon shop. no wait what is your class. Kukuku, finally interested are we. My profile is here. [ Name: TENSEI HERO Class: WHITE HAT Skill: Master of all Title: no title is worthy of him.] What the hell is this¡­ Ding dong A message appeared to our MC Hello, debugger here. your request had been approved Hehehe hehehe¡­ GENDERBENDER INSANITY Chapter 6. Genderbender insanity I don¡¯t know where I got into myself. ¡°Papa,¡± girl voice. Nor I know , why the heck she is calling me papa. She was sitting on my shoulder, I guess five years probably. ¡°Papa papa, butterfly butterfly,¡± Can you please let me complete my monologue. 2 Hours Prior, Finally, we got in front of the weapon shop, I should open the door. Creaking sound of a door. I was scratching my hair as I lead Tensei to the weapon shop to get the beginner gear. I thought it was good idea to follow the guide book present in the manual control. I wasn''t expecting that.. ¡°Hey cutie why don''t you join my harem,¡± Guess it was probably one of those days. A boy with long hairs was pinning a short boy towards the corner of the wall, the tension was keep on rising as no one was helping him. I was curious as who was he, as his hair was blocking his side face, heh who knows let it be, just do our work and be done with it. As I came at the counter near the long hair guy, I have no intention of getting involved. ¡°sir can I get one sword, light armour, and SN gear,¡± I asked to the dwarf. An old man in his mid 60s probably, long winter moustaches as if give me an impression of royalty. Oh yeah you heard it right after reading the manual I found out about this SN gear, well it just a lucky box for first timer, where we can get common to rare item. ¡°Hahaha, aren''t you shivering in excitement of joining my harem, it happen don¡¯t worry,¡± as he flaunts his hair in a lady like fashion. Damn it , he was shivering because he is afraid of you it is so obvious. I thought, but don''t speak into others matter I thought that too. Hey can I join your harem. I think I might have become deaf, if not then how can I am listening as if Tensei is confessing to is own gender. Hey, I am asking to you. What do you want , he said while pinning the boy who already lost half of his conscience.This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. Dammit this is bad, every one think that long hair guy is gay for small cute child, if this is a confession from Tensei then he is too gay, and if he roams with me people will think I am too, nonononono. All are glaring me. Wait, I know that guy, he is the one who slapped me and also he is not my first friend in this game. his last name is same as Tensei which is otoge. I knew it he is not straight type. Dammit refuse his confession I thought, what does he thinking. MIND OF OUR MC Every character who was obsessed with a harem is destin to go incarnation and if I stick to him I will also be able to change my destiny, that my holy book says. Where the heck you got that holy book from, don''t know about your destiny, but something is really going to stick inside you. Otoge looked into his eyes and by sliding his hair upwards from his right hand, said I don''t prefer incest. Wait what, no way I would have thought that¡­ ¡°your SN gear, please take a look , and your beginner sword is in your inventory.¡± Old dwarf said. Heh, what do I do damn it. Its look like, Tensei is airhead and was not able to figure out. Conversation continue of the negotiation between the boy and otoge, while Tensei is fully confused. ¡°why don''t I offer you a rare sheath for your long sword.¡± He asked, with a sales man smile. Wait what now he is bribing, no could it has a different meaning. Hey, hey dammit the boy is losing his soul, I looked into his mind, though I don''t prefer to get into someone else privacy. no what he is thinking, dammit. No don''t put it in damn it is getting ugly, hey what is this fantasy, stop, stop. My mind I can''t take this shit any more, my mind my mind is burning ahhhhh. The door flung open, ¡°there, he is that is him, the wanted bishounen pedopile who go after innocent children and god knows what he do lavishly in the bedroom, may be doing in and out or something¡­ Stop it right there we don''t need that much detail, dammit it. This is going hectic, this is the only way I guess. I am taking your SN gear Tensei, please get me something good, it is shinning. Wait what a pole, ¡°He is also with him just look at that creepy thing, god knows what use it has,¡± the man said, while asking guards to arrest me. What the hell you are spouting old man does your brain also gone with your hair. This game sucks, until I realise that this pole was going to get us out of this situation. [ Item= magical pole Feature= convertible into any type of long thing.] That feature sure sucks. I grappled both of them, the pole sure work a fine rocket when time demands for it. As we flew breaking the roof and also taking the curses from the old dwarf. We were sitting near the the shade of a tree, while our wanted poster were been spread all in the game. I think Tensei is sure happy as he think he is been accepted in harem and is now testing his new sword and SN gear. I had given him my SN gear. Hey look I got lightning sheath for my sword, it¡¯s feature is to increase it¡¯s speed of removal and attack and teleportation. i should have realized it sooner. She is Tensei elder sister, don''t know how she get male avatar. And near me otoge is realizing that before statement of sheath that is given by him to that boy. Well it look like he/she is dead from inside. I should comfort him/her I guess. As she was only negotiating her /him fire sheath which he/she got from SN gear. This sure created misunderstanding. Don''t worry man¡­¡­ or women, I guess, life is a journey of ups and down and small small things happen in big big games. It feels good to give someone advice. ¡°You know I have not fallen that much to get life tips from a mob character,¡± she said. Why does it feel like I am downgraded from support to mob. I am feeling heavy, it¡¯s hurt, I will not comfort you anymore you have hurt my feeling,¡± And that''s how I rammed away, crying like a baby into the forest and I met¡­. ¡°Papa papa dragon,¡± Yay sure it is, wait what¡­¡­.