《I Got Transported To Dota World with Just 2 shared Tanggos and qualing blade?》 PROLOG This story might have originated from a Game called DOTA 2. If you think that the Isekai is a novel story that is amazing to you it is wrong. Let me tell you that Isekai Novel is not what you expected. How do you think that is interesting, if you are only sent to another world with only bad items, not as you see and imagine in other Isekai Novel stories. Believe me that Isekai isn''t as easy as you imagine. Well before I speak further and curse further Isekai, I will introduce myself first. My name is Whu Yang, a real man who really likes Yuri genre novels. This is serious I really like genres like this for a reason that until now I can''t find why I like it. As a city boy who was closed to relationships from childhood I became a closed person. My best friend is only online game consoles, novels (especially Yuri), manga and anime. But, you don''t look down at me. I am a genius child from birth. To be honest, I graduated from high school when I was 13 years old and graduated with a degree and doctorate at the age of 17. I work as a security engineer freelancer. So, my job is only to be in front of a computer and get money with just a little work. But ,for something that is not clear I was sent to another world with the MOBA world system, you can call Dota. Even though I said this was forced. So, maybe I will start this story four months ago. Four months ago in the corner of a room in a large city in China. A bespectacled man about eighteen years old was seen playing a finger on the keyboard and staring intently at the screen. That person is me. It was three in the morning. But my fingers are still agile and regularly still playing the most popular Moba games today, Dota 2. You might think that most gamers are heavy professions and don''t offer wealth. Believe it is the assumption of people who still don''t know technology like us now. Then, why do people who have jobs guarantee and big income like me jump into the world as gamers? That''s simple, I''m a network security technician. So, destroying and building a system is my interest, both financially and hobbically. So, when I heard that E-sport gamers income was bigger than mine, I started to build an artificial intelligence program to record and imitate the movements of professional players. Then, I began my work and had successfully created an artificial intelligence program . I started running the AI program and begun find a rank match with pro players. Assisted with an artificial intelligence system I have improved on the top tier in the MMR bracklet. I gave my ID name as AllZero. It was a random name after I thought I was sorry to use it. However, in the middle of the rank match when I used Dragon Knight as a hero. My computer monitor screen suddenly turned strange and sounded like lightning and brought me to this world, a world called Dota. When I realized I was outdoors. I can remember that it was a heavily forested mountainous area. Rooms, computers, keyboards and everything has disappeared. There is only me, who wears the same clothes I wore before I was sent to this world.Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. I was stunned like a donkey fool. This seems unreal in knowledge but here I am now. If you feel that I like being sent to another world like the main character in Isekai''s novel, the current reading trend you are wrong. What is Isakai novel? It is only a fantasy for perverts whose work only gathers girls in other worlds and builds a harem with strength beyond the beginning of the story. I hate Isekai novels, I hate the Isekai harem route, I hate cheating from the beginning of an Isekai adventure. I just love one genre Novel , i just love Yuri. Isekai novel with the harem genre and early cheating? Go to hell with your mainstream plot. When I condemn my situation forcibly discharged into another world, a familiar voice is heard in my ears. The sound is like a sign of the What Aps application message. A text with a strange language appear but for some reason I can read it. *ding Welcome to the world of Dota. Do you want to receive information about this world? [Ye] [No] so, with confidence I choose yes. The world of Dota is a world where various types of races live. Starting from elf, dwarft, human, undead, orc, goblin, etc. This world is based on medieval settings with the Dota 2 system. Only that? is that the information you can tell me? Don''t make jokes. This is not right? Do you choose for your type and ancestors? Note: Types and ancestors cannot be exchanged after being selected, so think carefully before choosing it. Hey, hey, hey. This is not true, you only give me information that short messages are even longer. This is crazy. This is stupid, can you give more information? like how I can go back to my home, whether it beats the demon king, or the like. But the system does not respond. Have you chosen? Your ass chooses. I can''t even understand the reason I was sent here. If the player does not choose the system will randomly choose for the player. Oi, this system turns into a dictator and forces it. Let me think for a moment. I started thinking and recalling the hero with the best stat. Treant Protector? does this hero have a high base attack. No, this hero is a hero with slow movements and low attack speed. The system starts counting down from now. 10 Wait! Rikimaru? Raigor? Razor? 9 Just fucking wait me! Phantom Assasin? Ember ? 8 Oh shit, this system so fucking annoying. 7 Butcher? Lina? Luna? 6 Oh shit 5 Magina?, Terrorblade?, Lucifer? 4 Oh shit i need perpect hero. 3 Lion!, Rasta?, Nyx ? 2 give me just a moment, please. Cristal Mayden? 1. "Davion ! I chose my Type and ancesstor is Davion!" Are you sure you chose Dragon Knight as an ancestor? " Ya , i chose Dragon Knight." Congratulations, the system has made your choice. For some reason my body felt strange and my vision became sharper. *ding Name : AllZero Ancestor: Dragon Knight Lvl : 1 Hp :200 Mana:75 Hp regen : 0% Magic Resist:25% Spell demage:0 Armor:0 attack Speed:0,59 movement speed :280 demage:31-37 STR: 19 + 3,1 AGI:18 +2 INT:15 +1,7 Skill Breath Fire : - Dragon tail:- Dragon blood:- Elder Dragon Form : ( Aviable in LVL.6) Will you choose one of the skills to upgrade? "Ya. Upgrade Breath fire LVL.1" Name : AllZero Ancestor : Dragon Knight Lvl : 1 Hp :200 Mana:75 Hp regen : 0% Magic Resist:25% Spell demage:0 Armor:0 attack Speed:0,59 movement speed :280 demage:31-37 STR: 19 + 3,1 AGI:18 +2 INT:15 +1,7 Skill Breath Fire : LVL.1 Dragon tail:- Dragon blood:- Elder Dragon Form : ( Aviable Lvl.6) Would You like see your item on Inventory? "Ya." *Inventory -Shared Tango x2 -Qualing balde x1 Oh shitty Isekai game world. Don''t you give me a little convenience to start living with items that are better than this? Can this not be a popular death game now?, even giving only two Shared Tanggos doesn''t help me to survive now. Can you give me a little ease with some kind of poor man shield or shoes? What can I do with the Qualing Blade and two Tanggos? Can You just kill me right now!!!! Iseakai Dota World system is The worst isekai I''ve ever known... *Helo Gabben can You fix this bug?? .... Chapter 1. SOMEONE PUDGE!!! I have descended and traced the mountains. Supposedly if it is a plot of most of Isekai''s main stories, the novel will meet good people who show which direction the city is or it can be said that there is no word "lost" in most stories. Just imagine if the main character in the story gets lost and doesn''t find civilization, maybe Touya in the story of Isekai Smartphone will have many complaints and certainly not a comedy harem genre. So, let''s continue the story. The most painful truth of Isekai is that Isekai where I now don''t have any clues. With a dictatorial system and can''t listen to requests from players into rotten games. You could say a garbage game. Take a look, I have even walked far and not even found a settlement or village? All I can see is the thickness of the trees lined up on my left and right. You don''t find anyone, not a harem candidate, not adventurous nor a good person who takes you to a city. I''m really tired ... Although there is no decrease in HP and MP, but it can be ascertained that I am indeed tired. I can''t understand this part even now. So, I decided to pause and rest behind a large tree. Because I''m so tired I finally fell asleep. Ah ... Isekai isn''t what you imagine. .... A rough footsteps woke me up. At that time I was aware that dawn had shown itself. So, with eyes that are still heavy to woke up I finally forced to find out where the sound came from. The biggest possibility that some people accidentally crossed and would be my chance to get out of this dense forest. If, judging by the type of sound that footsteps have, the possibility is that a group of people use horses. The voice brought me to several large, bearded men. Even though, I say it''s a man ... it''s more like a man with a buffalo shaped body. It''s like being painted in red and blue. The size of a blue buffalo half human is slightly larger than the red one. They are like centaur races from Greek mythology stories. More precisely, if this world is the world of Dota then they are the Warrunner Centaurs. Yep, I originally thought ... But, the storyline is as much as I expected and you guessed it. Not until I greet the gentlemen who will be my helpers, one of them finds me hiding behind bushes. At first I thought it was okay to show a innocent smile they would not mind I peeked at them, I thought ... But, not until I bent my lips to smile, the group suddenly roared. *ROAR!!! The mob began lifting the clubs they had. With red eyes and an expression of madness they ran fast in the direction where I was transfixed like a stupid donkey. This is really not good. So, as fast as lightning, I flew out from behind the bushs and ran fast to save my poor life. Isekai''s novel is not like you imagine at all. Run away bitch!!!Runnnnn!!! Like a crazy dog and panting breath that doesn''t know where I''m going to run I run through the thick trees in the forest. Damn, if I know that it''s not a friendly group I definitely not do all this shit. I remember a historical movies starring by Jackie Chen when he rode a buffalo and ran fast from a group rode of horses. Yes, that really makes sense, this damn buffalo is even tighter than the horse I saw in the movies. I like a stupid pig have been overtaken and surrounded by a group of angry buffalo humans. I know that my runner never can compare with them ,so I fearfully raised my hand that I had given up. "I Give up! So please forgive me. I willnot peeping at you anymore." The mob only looked at each other with astonished expressions drawn on their faces. They start talking to each other who don''t understand the contents of the conversation. It looks like a discussion. The figure that looked like the leader of the gang looked sharply at me and then ordered one of them to tie me up. One of the members of the buffalos human band closest to me pulled my arms and tied them with a rope taken from his bag. *** I was taken by them to a cave not too far from the foot of the mountains. I can see there are about 50 with the same appearance and type as they inhabit the cave. I can''t distinguish between each other, the look on their face fan is similar.The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. They throw and prison me on a large wooden cage woven from a tree bark. There is only a fat man in the cage. He is just worn a shabby pants. His face was like Chu Fat Kai from the story of Journey to the West. I even felt that it was really him. That person was still sound asleep even as I watched his face closer and touched his face thinking that the person was a Hollywood actor with perfect makeup. I kept tapping the thicker skin of the person in general. Have been satisfied to make sure that it is not makeup. I finally decided to sit down and think how I came out of this place. But I didn''t find it. This really makes me headache. Wasted in another world and only given toxic items? Isn''t the rule of Isekai far more deviated from the novels tell? The pig ... I mean that fat guy is still snoring, even his snoring makes my headache worse. Come to think of this person most likely to be the same prisoner as me. Can he have more information than the information I get from the admin of this world system? So I started to shake the man''s shoulders hoping he woke up from his stupid sleep. He finally got up. With sleepy eyes and saliva flowing from the mouth like the pig''s mouth while rubbing his eyes he finally stared stupidly at me. I smiled pretending to be a friendly person. "Hello ... sorry for disturbing your sleep ... if you may know where is this?" He still looked stupid at me while looking around, he moved his arms and asked me to get closer to him. "Come here ..." he wishpered. With true feelings quite doubtful. I decided to get closer to that person. " Are you also arrested by them?" The Pig Face with his smelly breath asked and drawn his stupid expression. Is this person really stupid? Didn''t his brain work and make a hypothesis when viewed from my current situation? I just nodded slowly, thinking that being friendly might be the way to talk better with Fatty. " Thank God ... I thought I had died from not eating for two weeks ... It turned out that you were actually in prison just like me." With his face full of gratitude and ignorance that looked like Fatty''s servant suddenly hugged me very harshly. "Please get me out of this shitty place! They drive me crazy, every night their big pens make my ass hurt!" Wait a minute ... big pens make your ass hurt? Huh? With an expression of disbelief making sure I heard the words just now. Yap, I must have heard wrong. "Big pens?" Fatty with a tingling face suddenly went crazy. "They are asshole enthusiasts, homosexuals, sex maniacs!" You are kidding right? It was dumped in a place that was not supposed to be, was given Toxic items and now was captured by monsters who like butt holes? Fatty began to cry loudly as if it was the super scariest traumatic experience for him. "Can you calm down Fatty?" First, i must make this stupid Piggy face relaxs. This is bad ... really bad. If I stay here maybe I will be as crazy as Fatty, I really like same-sex love, but that is a different sex from me, Yuri is indeed a genre that I really like, but for Yaoi to go to hell! Fatty cried almost half an hour before he was exhausted and then stopped his crying. "So, if possible, who is this senior?" With snot still flowing in his paw, Fatty stared curiously at me. There is a line from an old eastern poem whose contents are "Unknown then not dear". So I generously told my name. "My name is Wu ..." Before I continue my words, I just remembered that this is the World of Isekai Dota , so in this world my name is not Wu Yang but AllZero. "My name is AllZero." I pretty sure it. After rubbing his snot, Fatty try to gave me a handshake. Hey, are you sure you want to be friends with doing this? Don''t you used it for your fucking snot? I didn''t reach Fatty''s handshake. So, he started tilting his head to look at me with his ignorance. My facial expression showie was not comfortable, he finally decided not to continue the handshake. Maybe he realized that his snot was disturbing even more so it was disgusting. "Introducing my name is Liniak Butcher, my ancestor is The Great Butcher Pudge. I am his great-grandson." Wait a minute ... just he said that he was the great-grandson Pudge''s? This is why I feel a little familiar with him, he is not Chu Fat Kai the pig in Journey to The west but descended from the Hero of the Dota game. I think it can''t be denied that in this world things like this will happen. "If you may know , who are senior ancestors? Seniors have not introduced it before ..." I wonder if introducing ancestors becomes a habit in this place. However, I don''t think it''s a problem. "Davion ... I am a descendant of Davion." Fatty with an expression of disbelief looked at me. It seems like he was surprised about my words just now. "You, are you really the descendant of the legendary Carry?" Fatty, on the other hand, seemed to be amazed and covered his large mouth with the palm of his hand. Wait a minute, didn''t you use your hands to clean your dirty snot? now you eat your own snot ... * Uwekhh is disgusting. I nodded. "My dear, I finally met the descendants of one of the best Carry in the history of Dota 2!" *** We already met and I got a little information. Turn this creature that caught us is creep. Maybe you are familiar with jungle creeps that are similar to Warruners Centaurs. They have creeps ... I can''t believe that their level is based on Fatty''s observations around LVL.1-5. It''s not wrong they look strong and look dangerous. They are bisexual. So, when in their flock the number of females is not enough to meet their lust needs, they will start kidnapping and arresting people. Basically they don''t know the sex other than their race. So, when they don''t get a hole under the crotch of their victim they will stab another hole which is enough to load their dirty tools. That''s why Fatty who has been imprisoned for two weeks is the source of his own satisfaction for these creeps. I don''t know how to laugh or cry to hear this. Because Fatty was only in Lvl.2 he was unable to deal with this horde of creeps. So, after he lost the items captured by the creeps. He finally gave up his sanctity, I mean the purity and virginity of his buttocks. Poor guy. I didn''t want to suffer the same as Fatty I decided to design an escape strategy. With the help of Fatty we started our plan discussion. Chapter 2. GANGBANG IN ISEKAI DOTA "Hey Fatty! Can you clearly describe our situation now?" I seriously began to gather information about our plans. Fatty nodded. Then describing something on the ground with many tree branches scattered around the cage. He began drawing a few points and began to explain our situation and position exactly according to his estimates. "I made sure that we are now locked in a cave in the middle of an Eastern forest not far from the Kingdom of Elf II." I have no information about this world for sure. Shamelessly picking up more information about this world. Additional information I got about this world. First, the world is called the World of Dota, at least has seven major races as the main population, namely: Humans, White Elves, Dark Elves, Dwarfts, Orcs, Goblins and Undeads. In this world there is also an existence called Creep, each of which is divided into two, namely: Jungle Creep (Creeps who kidnap us now) and Radiant / Dire Creep (Creep that has reason and has good relations with seven races). This world was created based on the same rules as the Dota system 2. Like items, skills, gold, experience, even the statistics of all people are based on Dota 2 rules. So, the higher one''s level the stronger they are. The role of items is also not inferior to skills and levels, even that is the same. All races are limited to Level 25. Of the many people in this world only the ancestors have reached level 25. They are 37 types of strength, 37 types of agility and 42 types of Inteligent. They are known as heroes. They reduce the strength and bloodline of their offspring. Based on their role in the battle they are also divided into the same Role as the game concept, namely: Carry, Support 4, Support 5, Oflaner, Midlaner. The descendants of heroes will usually have the ability to get to know each other, so Fatty knew that I was a descendant of the Heroes and asked about my ancestors. Fatty is one of the candidates for the Elf II Royal Academy. He was kidnapped before he got to Luna City. Five more days is the royal academy entrance exam. Because of this kidnapping problem, Fatty was very worried that she would fail to fulfill her parents'' request. What''s more, he will go crazy if he continues to be poked by this Creeps. I also didn''t want to suffer the same fate as Fatty to be Ana Hole. "Do you have an idea to get out of this Fatty?" He is propping up. "All of my items were seized by them. How do I get out of here?" He said irritably.This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report. That might be true, if this fat guy has the idea to run away he certainly won''t become Ana Hole. "Hey Fatty, can all items like quelling blades and tango cut trees?" Fatty was amazed. He never imagined this question. I think it''s also stupid ... if the world is indeed based on what the system says, it can be one hundred percent. I took the qualing blade from my inventory. Imagine that toxic items like this are very useful to protect my virginity. Fatty seemed to be blown away. I took out something from a vacuum. "S ... Senior ... how do you do that?" Fatty said haltingly. As if he had seen a miracle or maybe a ghost. I wonder myself. Can there be no feature in this world? "Senior, you are truly the legendary Carry descendant. I''m Fatty, this will be your most loyal subordinate!" What? Are you serious? Is this so special? I just don''t mind accepting subordinates like Fatty, but come on! Isn''t Isekai Novel always meeting the main characters with the harem candidate girls? Isn''t this too much as a feature of the main character like me? First, I''m not meeting beautiful girls, instead meeting a fat guy who is no longer a virgin. I mean you know, he has become a Gangbang object for monster creeps? Secondly, I don''t even know why, I think Fatty''s body odor smells like the smell of rotten cheese. I thought this was because of the action of the creeps on him so that it did not rule out the possibility that Fatty was not washing his body. Lastly, I don''t think this person is useful later for me. But, because I thought that Fatty was the only one who knew the direction. So, I''m very heavy in carrying it. After I pulled out the quelling blade, Fatty roughly approached me. He was like someone who found water in the middle of the Gobi desert. Oi..oi don''t get too close, your breath smells bad. Don''t touch me with your body littered with love fluids resulting from your lust with them. You smell like rotten chesee. "You really are the savior of the Boss !! With that we can get out of here" Fatty was very happy even he couldn''t make me breathe because of the smell from his body. "Come on, boss, we''re out now ..." said Fatty in a hurry with a voice he deliberately reduced. Hey, hey do you really have no brain in your head? Can you think we can ran away with so many guards? "Patience Fatty don''t you think that there are still many guards outside?" "Ah ... if we think that is true." We? it seems that only I think that there are a lot of guards out there, and you don''t think so. "So how, boss?" It''s a simple idiot, we just wait for them to fall asleep. How can I not cry to have subordinates like this? "We wait for them to fall asleep." Fatty nodded. "I also think so," he said shamelessly. I really believe that you don''t think about it at all. But, for some reason after that Fatty looked worried. Why with that expression, do you need to go to the toilet? "Boss, can we run away right now?" Fatty said with doubt and worry on his face. "Why?" I don''t know why he acted like that. "That''s because ... because ..." Before Fatty finished the words. The door of the cage is open loudly. In front of the door stood two Centaurs Creeps with a vulgar smile on the bearded face. They pulled Fatty out of the cage. Then strip his worn pants. You definitely make sure that the scene is not at all feasible for minors. A fat man who is a victim of Gangbang. That''s really scary. "Boss! Help me!" Sorry Fatty, you have to hold it until they fall asleep. Fatty Fighting !! I just looked away because I didn''t want to see the incident. Poor Fatty good luck for ge fucked. **** It''s midnight. All the creeps huddle tired. Next to me right now Fatty was sluggish. You can tell that their big pens cannot be overcome by poor Fatty. So, he was really traumatized. I only gave him time for him alone after he was rotated to be mass raped. I can imagine how cruel they were at Fatty''s poor asshole. When I felt that this was the right time to escape I signaled to Fatty for this terrible place immediately. I took the Qualing Blade and used it to cut the door of the cage made of tree wood. Doing it is as easy as cutting a tree in the original game. The two of us wandered out of the cave and ran out of the forest. But, for some reason Fatty ran as if there was something stuck in his buttocks and groin. I don''t want to ask him for Fatty''s kindness. Chapter.3. THIS FUCKING PUDGE We both decided to penetrate the dark instead. For the reason Fatty could lead the way in the dark. You know ... for something I don''t want to ask him the fat guy ran over his ass. I feel sorry for him. Poor Fatty. "Boss, I think we have to make a Party now?" Fatty said before stopping his steps. If I think about it, that''s true. But, I have a question on Fatty. "Hey Fatty ... what''s the advantage of making a party?" Fatty gasped in shock as if he was about to collapse with his big body like an elephant. "Boss do you really not know?" Fatty was amazed as his mouth opened wide, even I could see a few mosquitoes entering there. Oi Fatty don''t open your smelly mouth too much, don''t you know that you have eaten a bunch of mosquitoes just now? Fatty closed his mouth I thought he was disturbed by that. Wait a minute ... He is not bothered at all, he even chews and swallows it? Are you a Fatty pig or lizard? "If the boss doesn''t know the benefits, let this great Fatty deliver it." "Just briefly explain ..." Fatty nodded. "We can become a team." "Team, yeah ... if I think there''s nothing wrong." Fatty nodded proudly. "Fatty please invite me in the party!" "Yes boss!" Fatty sent a party invitation message that I could see on the screen of the imagination in front of my face. *DING The descendants of Pudge invite you into the party! [Accept] [Decline] I accepted Fatty''s party request. "Fatty, how far is our distance from the local settlement?" "Let me think ... I think it will take two days if we walk normally" "You are sure?" Fatty nodded.Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. Is this really real. Come on, I''ve been in this world for half a day and I''m almost dead and can be a rape victim. Two days...? Can you imagine what danger is waiting for me here? "Calm down the boss ... we only need to run according to the main road route. Our chances of being attacked by Creeps are very small." I don''t want to hear that from you Fatty. If you are really sure. How can you be arrested by them and even locked up for two weeks? "Believe me I will take us to a safe route." pointing his finger into a peaceful sign Fatty smiled broadly. If I become Fatty I would be very embarrassed to have thick skin like him. *** Because I don''t want to write down our trip in detail going to the nearest village I will use a format that is a bit simplistic like a journal. Maybe you have read novels like this. I remember that the novel tells about a reincernator who was reborn as a goblin. I actually quite liked it at the beginning of the story with so many scenes that were similar to the most detailed struggle described by Author. But, because it turned into a harem, I stopped reading it. I''m very sorry for the main character who gets pure enemies from other novels (Goblin Slayer). He should not make an excessive commotion rape his booty woman. Day 1 at Morning We are very hungry. I haven''t eaten two days. Even though my HP and MP don''t decrease. For some reason I''m not not any powers. So, I told Fatty to find food. Do you know what he got? That fool brought a fish the same size as my body. Moreover, the fish''s face really resembles an animation from my favorite cartoon on earth. Right, it''s very smilliar as Thomas. At first I didn''t want to eat, but Fatty forced me to eat it. Even though the fish has been baked, the taste and appearance are really bad. At noon we are still walking. Fatty chose the slow and misty route. This Idiot couldn''t even walk properly, he fell several times. Maybe this was due to Fatty walking while holding her ass. I am grateful that I was not in the gangbang victim of Creep who kidnapped us before. That night we stopped the trip. Fatty said that too much Creep was dangerous at night. So, we rested on a large tree branch. Fatty which has a large body is very difficult to climb. So I helped push from below. Unfortunate for Fatty, I accidentally pressed his butt hole. He screamed like a madman who could wake up all the forest dwellers. Fatty looks annoyed at me. He blamed me for not being careful. Isn''t this fat guy blaming his asshole rapist? It should be like that. Day 2 Fatty was still upset with me. So, as a good Master, I initially confess my apologies. This fat guy, like the choroi character in Japanese light novel, is very easy to tame. At night, Fatty got us food for the same fish, once again the fish looked like Thomas. When I asked if Fatty used his [ Hook] skill, he instead replied that he didn''t use it at all. So, curiously how does Fatty get this fish? Fatty with a stupid face and no sin said that he used his [Rot] skill. I immediately spit out food from inside my stomach, it''s fitting that the taste of this fish is really weird. I don''t think I want to remember it, You can imagine who weird thing mixes the stench and sour smell when you chew it. Wait a minute ... didn''t I eat the same thing the first day? Don''t tell me ... FUCKING FATTY PUDGE!!! Day 3 Finally we arrived. We arrived in a village that wasn''t too big, I could see the friendly people of various races here. So, I breathe a sigh of relief. Fatty didn''t seem to lie about his safe route. Isekai Dota, you don''t think that is like the one in the novel.... Chapter 4. Let me be Jungglers The village is not that big. It only consists of a few simple houses that are built sober. But the atmosphere is quite lively. I can feel that the villagers have a happy life. Arriving at the door of the village, Fatty pulled me into a small, worn hut located at the easternmost end of the village. "Come on boss, we have to be fast. If not, I can run out of Town Portal." The hut was so small, there was only a fat man dressed like Vaiking. Isn''t that person similar to a seller on the Item Side Shope in Dota? That''s most likely him. Look at his thin and tall face, especially his hair tied like a Jin from the story of Aladdin. "Welcome my customers! What do you need?" The man kindly greeted us. "Do you have Town Portal Scroll in your store?" Fatty rushed like a ghost asked. The shop owner shook his head in disappointment. The shop owner shook his head in disappointment. Fatty had a sluggish face. I don''t really understand why I have to follow this fat guy? We have not been out of distress, so why should we remain in the same party? "Dear customer, if you want to wait up to two more days I can give you what you need." With the intention of entertaining us the shop owner said with certainty, Fatty still looked grim, "Hey Fatty, don''t we still have another chance in the next two days?" Fatty shook his head. "It''s really the boss, but I don''t have enough money to spend two days in this place ..." he said with disappointment. Come to think of it, it''s true. I have no money at all. "Can we not sleep in a resident''s house?" Fatty saw me like seeing a fool.If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. Stop, don''t look at me like that, it makes me feel nauseated with those eyes from a fool like you, Fatty. "Boss don''t you know that in all villages outside the big city they make payment rules for eating and drinking?" IS THIS VILLAGERS SO FUCKING STINGY? Where is the hospitality of the village like in my bedtime story when I was a child? I don''t want to show my lack of information to Fatty, as his master how rubbish like Fatty can know better than me? If I can meet the system administrator I will smash his head into small pieces because it''s so stingy to share information. "So ..." Out of words I just sat sluggish like Fatty. "Hey Fatty, can''t we get golds from hunting Creep?"i guess it to Fatty. Fatty realized. His face which was gloomy began to brighten. "Boss, you''re really a genius !!" Oi, oi, oi haven''t you just looked at me like a fool? And Fatty isn''t me a genius, but your shitty brain is slow to fucking work. I was a genius in my world before, but didn''t I cry if I were you? "Okay boss, I think we should do that." Fatty agreed to my suggestion. We started hunting we were looking for spots that had Creep easy to hunt. **** We walked about twelve minutes a far the village. So, after manage my strategy and Fatty looking for easy prey to killed. We found a camp belonging to the kobold which consisted of 4 small kobolds and a head of the camp. "Hey Fatty, use your [Rot] and let me get the last hits." I said told Fatty. "Why I should do that Boss, can we killed them fast if we attack togethers?" Hey stupid, don''t you see that my level is below you, so give me a little face as a Boss to raise my level. I pointed at the corner above my head. "Look at my level ... don''t I need a little EXP here?" Fatty only realized that his level was one level higher than mine. He nodded. Then activate his [Rot] skill. Same as in the game version of my world. Smell Fatty really could reduce Kobold''s Health Point. Even though, we were in one party and I didn''t have the effect of the Fatty skill, for some reason I still felt his body odor. It smelled bad and it stingky like as fish of Thomas''s face, I wanted to erase from my memory and stomach. I just get my last hit and make Fatty as my shield. My poorest nose... Chapter 5.TBD, RANK, MAP,LEADERBOARD? If I''m the protagonist in the novel Isekai, I really want cry right now. I want be fucking cried. Look at me right now, if you feel that my experience after being transported and disposed of to Isekai Dota. Can you believe that I am the main character of a story? Look at this now ... How do not I cry if my subordinate Fatty is even stronger than me, I mean just look at the level of that idiot fat guy. Where was our last talk before? ........ Yah... i guess that in jungle , right? We got around 440 golds. It comes from 3 Kobold Camps located not far from one another. I did not get too much reduction in HP from the kobold. Actually, I really want to tell you how we fought with Kobolds. Well, basically Fatty casting his skill and I used my level 1 dragon breath. But it''s not too interesting and annoying to show it. Trust me It was so annoying when Fatty with his so stingy smells body really made the Kobolds HP decrease. He even tightly hugged the leader of the Kobold herd, for some reason before I gave the last hit and killed him Fatty always kicked their buttocks, acctually their butt hole. I know Fatty that you are very traumatized by their familliars type of treatment to you but come on, is really be bit change a butr hole maniacs too..Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings. *uwakh,... go away from me if you like that dude. Let them die in peace with your body odor that is identical to the Thomas-faced fish. Oh shit ... I''m still traumatized by the taste and smell of the fish. Damn fatty I even want to kick that stupid guy head right now. Let me i add some information more.. In the Isekai Dota system, all golds and EXP obtained are not seen. So, when we kill and get golds and EXP it will go directly into this world system. If, we want to use golds to pay for something, the transaction will be systematically. This is identical to the concept when you play Dota, you don''t have to hold and pick up gold coins, right? Like DN, LS, and more RPG style MMO. The system will divide your EXP to increase the level, but the amount of EXP you need to level up is not the same as when you did a match in the game. As add information , Fatty said that the battle system destroying enemy towers was in the rules and holy war of all kingdoms. They named it [WAR] In addition to the holy war, in Isekai Dota also has a prestigious war with the same rules as holy war, but war participants will not die. They are seen being sent to a place called [MAP], they will still alive even though they have died many times in battle. The rules that apply are also the same as the five-vs-five formation. However, only students and academy alumni can take part these part. So, the reason Fatty was far from his hometown was for that. They will have a different category and number of points from each other, if they lose their points they will decrease by 25, if they win by 25. However, before they take part in this event, they must participate in the competition to assess how big their initial number . It can usually be high, it can also be low. They named it [TBD] match, if you have ever played this kind of game you might know. Everyone in the top Leaderboards will have Golds earnings. The system will give the amount of gold with the calculation of point ranking: 25 x position of the ranking points. With a comparison that position of ranking point 1 = 100, and shrink down to the lowest position in rank 100. So, only one hundred people were targeted by the system. So like this, point Rank = 6500, Leader board position = 100 or multiplied by one. So, (6500: 25) ¡Á 1 =250 250 golds will be adding by system in to your cash for a day. Every school and academy will print their students to enter the top 100. So, Fatty hopes his luck in this field. So, it''s not without reason that this stupid Fatty is so deluded. It''s the same as you being a civil servant. These Lazzies Fatty after all. But, i can''t found a aura like a civil servant in his face. I just seem a oddor stingky thing in his face. Smilliars as Thomas'' face fish. Oh shitty shit i cant forget about that things. I need a psychiatrist right now. ....... Then, when the sun set is fallen we got back to the village. I hope not happen a dangerous thing for tomorrow... *sigh PROLOG(repost and edited) This story originated from a Game called DOTA 2. If you think that the Isekai novel is a story that is amazing, you are wrong. Let me tell you that Isekai Novel is not what you expect. Will you still think that it is interesting, if you are only sent to another world with only bad items, not as you see and imagine in other Isekai stories. Believe me, that Isekai isn''t as easy as you imagine. Well before I speak further and curse Isekai more, I will introduce myself first. My name is Whu Yang, a real man who really likes Yuri genre novels. This is serious I really like genres like this for a reason that until now I can''t find why I like it. As a city boy who have dificulty in relationships from childhood I became a closed person. My best friend is only online games, consoles, novels (especially Yuri), mangas and animes. But, don''t look down at me. I am an intellectual child since birth. To be honest, I graduated from high school when I was 13 years old and graduated with a degree and finished doctorate at the age of 17. I work as a security engineer freelancer. So, my job is only to be in front of a computer and get money with just a little work, but for something that is not clear I was sent to another world with the MOBA world system, you can call DOTA. Even though I said this was forced. So, maybe I will start this story four months ago. Four months ago in the corner of a room in a large city in China. A bespectacled man about eighteen years old was seen playing with his finger on the keyboard and staring intently at the screen. That person is me. It was three in the morning. But my fingers are still agile and regularly still playing the most popular Moba games today, Dota 2. You might think that being in esport is a heavy professions and don''t offer wealth. But, I believe it is the assumption of people who still don''t know technology like us now. Then, why do people who have a stable job and a big income like me jump into the world of gaming? That''s simple, I''m a network security technician. So, destroying and building a system is my interest, both financially and habitually. So, when I heard that E-sport gamers income was bigger than mine, I started to build an artificial intelligence program to record and learn the movements of professional players. Then, I began my work and had successfully created an artificial intelligence program . I started running the AI program and begun to find a rank match with pro players. Assisted with an artificial intelligence system I have improved on the top tier in the MMR bracklet. I typed and named my ID as AllZero. It was a random name after a few second I regreted my decision. However, in the middle of the rank match while I am using Dragon Knight as my hero. The monitor of my computer screen suddenly turned strange and the sound of something like lightning came from (is it from the computer or the the lightning sound is from his teleportation) and brought me to this world, a world called Dota.Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings. Then I realized I was outdoors. I can see I am in a heavily forested mountainous area. My room, computers, keyboards and everything has disappeared. There is only me, who is wearing the same clothes I wore before I was sent to this world. I was stunned like a foolish donkey. This seems so unreal in my knowledge but here I am now. If you feel that I like being sent to another world like the main character in Isekai''s novel, the current train of thought you have is wrong. What is Isekai novel? It is only a fantasy for perverts whose work only gathers girls in other worlds and builds a harem with strength beyond since the beginning of the story. I hate Isekai novels, I hate the Isekai harem route, I hate the cheat from the beginning of an Isekai adventure. I just love one genre Novel. I just love Yuri. Isekai novel with the harem genre and a starter pack cheat? Go to hell with your mainstream plot. When I condemn my situation of being forcibly discharged into another world, I hear a familiar voice in my ears. The sound is like the sound of the What Aps application message. A text with a strange language appeared but for some reason I can read it. *ding Welcome to the world of Dota. Do you want to receive information about this world? [Ye] [No] With confidence I choose yes. The world of Dota is a world where various types of races live. Starting from elf, dwarft, human, undead, orc, goblin, etc. This world is based on medieval settings with Dota 2 as a system. Only that? Is that the information you can tell me? Don''t make jokes. This is not right, right? Please choose your type and ancestor. Note: Type and ancestor cannot be exchanged after being selected, so think carefully before choosing it. Hey, hey, hey. This is not true, you only gave me that information? Even the short messages are longer than that. This is crazy. This is stupid, can you give more information? Like how can I go back to my home, whether to beat the demon king, or the likes. But the system didn''t respond. Have you chosen? Your ass chooses. I can''t even understand the reason I was sent here. If the player does not choose the system will randomly choose for the player. Oi, this system turns into a dictator and forces people. Let me think for a moment. I started thinking and recalling the hero with the best stat. Treant Protector? This hero have the highest base attack. No, this hero is a creature with slow movements and low attack speed. The system started counting down. 10 Wait! Rikimaru? Raigor? Razor? 9 Just fucking wait! Phantom Assasin? Ember ? 8 Oh shit, this system is so fucking annoying. 7 Butcher? Lina? Luna? 6 Oh shit. 5 Magina? Terrorblade? Lucifer? 4 Oh shit I need a perfect hero. 3 Lion? Rhasta? Nyx ? 2 Give me just a moment, please. Crystal Maiden? 1. "Davion! I choose my type and ancestor is Davion!" Are you sure you chose Dragon Knight as your ancestor? " Ya , I choose Dragon Knight." Congratulations, the system now apply your choice. For some reason my body felt strange and my vision became sharper. *ding Name : AllZero Ancestor: Dragon Knight Lvl : 1 Hp :200 Mana:75 Hp regen : 0% Magic Resist: 25% Spell demage: 0 Armor: 0 Attack Speed: 0.59 Movement speed : 280 Damage: 31-37 STR: 19 + 3.1 AGI:18 +2 INT:15 +1.7 *Skills Breath Fire : - Dragon tail:- Dragon blood:- Elder Dragon Form : (Available in LVL.6) What skill will you choose to upgrade? "Ya. Upgrade Breath fire LVL.1" Name : AllZero Ancestor : Dragon Knight Lvl : 1 Hp :200 Mana:75 Hp regen : 0% Magic Resist:25% Spell demage:0 Armor:0 attack Speed:0,59 movement speed :280 demage:31-37 STR: 19 + 3,1 AGI:18 +2 INT:15 +1,7 *Skill Breath Fire : LVL.1 Dragon tail:- Dragon blood:- Elder Dragon Form : (Available in LVL.6) Would you like to see the items on your inventory? "Ya." *Inventory -Shared Tango x2 -Qualing balde x1 Oh shitty Isekai game world. Can''t you give me a little convenience to start living with items that are better than this? Can this not be a popular death game now? And giving two Shared Tanggos doesn''t help me to survive. Can you give me a little ease with some kind of poor man shield or shoes? What can I do with a Quelling Blade and two Tanggos? Can You just kill me right now!!! Isekai Dota World system is The worst isekai I''ve ever known... *Hello Gabben can You fix this bug? .... Chapter 6. I Guess This Fatty Pudge is Heroine in Isekai Dota Fatty and I returned safely to the village. With the gold we got from the hunt we ended up staying at the house of one of the residents. The owner of the house was an old grandmother whose age I estimated was around eighty years. But, I''m not sure of my hypothesis. He looks like a human race. Her body''s was fucking thin so the bones were visible at the her thin skin. I didn''t even have the heart to see her closely. If I remember some of Isekai''s stories maybe this grandmother would have a profession as a witch. Just look at her appearance, Her teeth are yellow and some parts are missing, you can imagine how that grandmother could fake her teeth as gold to the peoples. More importantly, the grandmother never once closed her mouth, she always smiled when she seen peoples. In fact, when she accidentally found Fatty naked while bathing in her bath. She just showed her yellow teeth like gold when found Fatty and his litter young fellow in his crocth.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it. Fatty jumped then covered the pencil in his crotch with his hand. He screamed like a Tsundere girl character in a novel. Really serious, Fatty shouted "Kyaaah ..." Can you imagine that shitty Fatty? I can''t take the line from his fat body and the adorable sound of his scream. Its too cute scream afterall..(it is not it like am like it,,, dont get wrong idea humps!*Tsundere mainstream dialog) The grandmother just shook her head, "Yare ... yare ... Douteii." The grandmother returned to the living room while putting on an expression that she didn''t see anything, She sat in the fragile chair instead. I can even see when grandmother sits a mice gnawing at the feet of her''s lazy chair, Grandma don''t you see there are mice under you chair''s? And more, Fatty''s might be a doutei(virgin), but some parts of her body had felt maturity ... I mean ... remember those holes. *** That night Fatty and I slept in a simple room. It was made of plank and smell, but when compared to Fatty''s smell I thought it was still worth saying to breathe. Fatty and I huddled together. A narrow bed actually only for two people, But Fatty insisted on getting on at the bed. I had forced him to sleep on the floor, but he insisted then climbing at the bed. Really this Fatty, not the size of a body alone has exceeded the capacity of this bed. Fatty is there no comparison in this world? Look at your body, it''s sized of three peoples. Don''t you feel sorry for that poor bed? So, finally I was forced to obey this idiot Fatty''s request. .... We finally decided to sleep together that night(I feel weird to said this line) Even though my words look a bit ambiguous, I hope you don''t think pervert. My word for you "Fujoshi''s." Chapter.7.Wee need Suport!! I had been awake for a long time, Fatty still looked like a pregnant pig in bed. You can imagine the body that is fat and distended. Huh ... I never thought that the Isekai that I experienced really gave a story line like this. So what is my next fate, I don''t think Shiroe-kun in Log Horizon has the same fate as me, what''s the difference between me and him? I''m even more of a genius than in Makuro Shiroe, don''t you imagine, have you ever thought Isekai''s novel has characters with good prosfek like me? Sora and Siro? They are only Hikkikomori brother and sister, they drop out of school. Compare to me,I''m a doctor, imagine me a doctor. Who else, Kirito? What''s great about being him, he''s just a beater, even his first girlfriend died in the game and he cried like a baby? and want Find item in Christmass?And he kill Santa,,, Who else do you say? Touya? You don''t know that he was struck by lightning because we accidentally dropped lightning on the earth? So fucking stupid, annoying more than itm They No has Yuri character in their story, ever you seen Assuna x Lissbeth? Siro x Sthepani Dola? Marielle x Akatsuki?Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions. There are are no Yuri''s. Just go fucking Away!!! No Yuri No Life ... First I need to be honest with you, I need a Heroine right now, how do you feel if the most suitable person is a harem candidate, you are a fat pig like Fatty? I can''t imagine at all. I wish there were if I met him I would really hope that she was "Yuri''S .." .... In the living room I found Grandma sitting on her bench. she turned to me and signaled that the food was on the table ... Actually I didn''t have enough mood to eat, My stomach is a bit problematic because of the Thomas-faced fish. So I just sat on the opposite side of Grandma and it was directly facing the dining table. Grandma was sewing some strands of sweaters I thought, but for some reason the size was too long. I just watched the Grandma sew the sweeter. You can imagine how an elderly elder put a thick thread into a small needle. It needs a lot of patience, I mean patience in seeing it, you can imagine that grandma licked the edges of the thread before putting it in the needle. Carefully try-try-try-try more try-try-try more Try, try again, again ,again Every time Grandma''s stringy needle ends will bite the edges. It was only a little, a little, a little, a little, more alittle, a little until Grandma didn''t realize that the needle thread had run out of the roll. Put it up, put it up, and many more put it up When she relized She already ran out of sewing thread.. And I forget said Grandma Is already A night... That how you see and let your grandma put a thick thread into a small needle, trust me its true''s. WE NEED SUPORT THIS FUCKING GRANDMA.