《Surviving in another world!》


 Chapter 01

    The first thing i did when i stood up was look around me to see if i there was something i could recognise. There was absolutely nothing i knew. All i could see in the far distance were trees and something that kinda resembled a cow-ish? I figured that i was on a remote place far from human civilazation.Fuck me man what the hell is going on?I was kinda starting to panick so before i would start losing my mind i started walking towards the treeline. While i was walking i was going through possibilities for why i am in such a sitaution. You might be wondering why i''m so calm well there is a simple explanation for that...........i''m not


    I just don''t feel like it''s necessary for me to be crying my eyes out. That would just be a waste of time, but it feels like my heart is going to explode. I thought of 3possibilities: the first one was that i got drunk like really drunk like blackout drunk like charlie sheen drunk. I didn''t think that would be the reason because i don''t drink. Maybe i was at a party and decided to get a drink but i don''t know it just doesn''t feel right you know?


    The secondpossibility was that i got kidnapped or something, i don''t know why anyone would ever kidnap me. I am a sort of a nice person who could i have possibly pissed of? it could be someone i knew who pissed off the wrong people, but i don''t really hang out with people who could have conections to those kinds of people.


    The thirdpossibility was-


    I stopped dead, because the cow-ish thing i saw from a distance wasn''t a cow. It was a fucking beast. In front of me stood a beast of about 2 meters standing on it''s four legs. The thing kinda resembled a bull but it''s skin was scarlett red and it''s horns were magnificent. They went from the temples and curved a bit above it''s head making a sort of S-shape with the end of it looking extremely sharp. It''s eyes were piss yellow and there were 3 of it.


    I couldn''t move. For some fucking reason i thought that if i didn''t move it wouldn''t see me. Can you guess what happened? it fucking saw me.what in the actual fuck is this shiti said softly.I was kinda mad because this shit was ridiculous.


    When it saw me it got mad i guess? probably because he was jealous of my penis.....yeah that''s probably it. It charged at me and my instinct instantly kicked in. i dodged to the left and with a swift kick to his front two legs it fell to the ground. I instantly jumped on top of it and pulled at his horns. I steered it into a tree and jumped of right before impact.The bull thing went full speed into the tree breaking it''s nek and instantly killed it.


    That is what could''ve happened but i''m no goddamn Spider-Man! i mean for fucks sake what did you expect to happen? of course i fucking bolted. I like to think that i''m quite fast because i have played football (not the american kind it''s called football not soccer you cucks) for nearly 10 years, but this bitch of a bull made me feel like i was as slow that one fat kid in your class. He was even catching up to me. I am lucky that the bull had a big body, because i cold move between the trees easily while the bull could only run straight through them.The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation.


    After the bull hit a particular large tree i had some extra time to get away. I got behind a large tree after running for what seemed like hours but i bet was actually like a couple of minutes to get my bearing straight. I usually just spout out some random shit that came to mind so that is what i did.Okay okay okay okay chill Djaroe you can do this okay think about stuff uhm chocalate rain, hotline bling, fortnite, dab on them haters *sigh* okay now deep breaths and think quickly what to do.


    I looked around and i saw a pretty big boulder and i kinda came up with a half-assed plan that i wasn''t sure about but at least it is better than nothing. I took off a branch from a tree and went to the boulder.


    When i got there i made as loud possible sounds as humanly possible so when after a while the bull showed up i saidCome at me bro! with a broken voice from all the screaming. I''m surprised nothing else came maybe this bull has this aura it can produce that scares of other animals. Okay that is not important right now. I lured him with shrill and broken sounds.Man screaming for a long time made my voice all fucked up.I think it worked becuase the bull was running full steam towards me and like i was fucking Messi i got passed him with a simple roulette. The only thing was that his horn brushed passed me and he must be sharpening that horn everyday because i got a long gash across my side. It stung for a bit but the adrenaline made me ignore all that for future me.


    The bulls horns got stuck pretty deep in the boulder and i striked as hard as possible straight through what i presumed the neck would be. This bull must be going to the gym because it took me several times before i got straight through his neck them muscles were tight and that still didn''t even kill him. I was getting desperate because the horns were getting loose so i struck him in the head and that did surprisingly kill him.


    After the bull stopped moving i breathed a heavy sigh and dropped down next to it.Fucking hell! that was tough as shit.


    I was sleepy and wanted to go to sleep when i suddenly heard something


    *DING*


    In front of me was a white text and i kinda knew what it was from all the webnovels i''ve been reading.


    CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE SUCCESFULLY KILLED THE LEGENDARY BULL KHAL-SVAN!


    +15 Strength


    +15 Agility


    +15 intelligence


    +15 Control


    +2 Atom affinity


    CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ACQUIRED THE TITLE: QUICK-WITTED


    I was just staring at the screen wondering what was happening and all i could say was


    WHAT THE FU-

 Chapter 02

    I was just sitting there wondering where stuff went wrong in life and ad the same time slowly bleeding to death. When i got my bearings straight i decided to take a closer look at my notifications. I knew what most of them meant, but i didn¡¯t really know what atom affinity meant. I assumed that it had something to do with magic from all the webnovels i¡¯ve been reading.


    This did confirmed one thing though: i am probably in option 3. Oh you don¡¯t know what option 3 is. Well i was about to tell you before i was so rudely interrupted by a certain someone. Option3 meant that i either got teleported to another place that isn¡¯t earth that had magic and stuff or i was still on earth, but some sort of system got integrated into our earth and for some reason i was teleported to another place.


    I really hoped i wasn¡¯t on another planet with magic because that usually meant that i was in the middle ages and that time period kinda sucked. For instance people didn¡¯t really lived past 40 years. If you had a disease and your local doctor didn¡¯t know what it was you¡¯re pretty much fucked. The difference between poor and rich was crazy big. I get that you have it in modern times, but it kinda goes gradually from super poor to super rich. In this time period it is either poor or rich.


    The bleeding started to get annoying and i knew the wound wasn¡¯t that big of a deal. My wound was a gash from just under my nipple and went all the way down to my hip. The gash wasn¡¯t deep and i¡¯m pretty sure that after a while it would stop bleeding, but being naked and in a forest full of bugs and bacteria and other creepy-crawlies i didn¡¯t want to risk an infection. I needed something to cover up my wound, but there wasn¡¯t anything around me but trees and bushes. The best thing that could cover my wound would be leafs so i picked the largest and cleanest looking trees. Just to make sure i also cleaned it with my spit. To make sure the leaves stuck i smeared blood around my wound and put the leaves on it and waited until the blood dried. A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.


    After while i heard a rather loud rustle coming from some shrubs and i instantly jerked up. My imagination instantly went rampant and i thought that a fucking dragon would show up. so i did the most noble thing. I turned around and walked into the opposite site of the sound quietly saying to myself: Just keep walking, just keep walking, just keep walking walking walking.


    Some time later i walked into a open area and noticed a couple of things. There were houses inside the trees all around me. In the middle was a big bonfire with a couple of people standing by it. Before i could look around anymore a fucking arrow landed right in front of my feet and i heard a deep loud voice that made me tremble in fear.


    [rors soda uma kura ksav omd sra maxs orruv vum''s kekk!]


    i tried to say something back ,but my voice was still fucked up from all the yelling


    stupid fucking bull making me lose my goddam voice i whispered to myself.


    [Wros ora aeui koaeems obuis o birr]


    I said in a broken voice: my name is djaroe. I come in peace i do not know what language you¡¯re saying do you perhaps speak english.


    for a moment the voice was quiet but after a while the voice said [ your name is djaarow you say, what is your purpose here? did you come here with the humans?]


    I came here on accident. i don''t know where i am. I came here alone.


    the voice said something in the foreign language and out of nowhere everything went black.