《Just Your Average Dungeon... Or Perhaps Not - A Dungeon Core Novel.》


 Prologue - dont tell me this is what I think it is!?

    Reader encounters a wild Hiiro Aragon!


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    <td style="text-align: center">Read on</td>


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    (brackets mean author (the god of the world) is talking, and other gods mean you readers) (Woojexo is my god name.)


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    Wait? What the hell is that? What is this white space where my thoughts are aparently showing up? ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IS THIS A TROLL?


    [Sheesh! Your no gentleman! No Hiiro, this is not a troll, and please remain sane. Theother godscan''t continue like this.]


    Wait... i''m so sorry god! I''m so sorry! Please forgive me your holiness Woojexo!


    [Don''t worry Hiiro,I knew you''d act this way. Now, to the point, DON''T MIND THIS SPACE. It''s just a interface for me and the other gods to see you. Just do your normal life. Still, do pay attention to your new function in your mind, AKA notifications (lameIknow) which whenI send you a message through here you will be abe to see it. just picture a little blue button in your mind with the word GOD on it. It will flash whenI send you something.]


    THANK YOU! THIS IS AN HONOR! But why are you gods monitoring me?


    [simply put, entertainment. it''s boring to do your tedious normal work, isn''t it?]Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there.


    Yeah, your right.Ican understand it now.


    [Good luck Hiiro, as you will need it. Farewell for now.]


    Wait? What do you mean? Can you explain to me?


    Please?


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    Well, that was weird.


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    Well, back to my life. WHY THE FUCKING HELL AM I FALLING? EVEN MORE SEATED IN MY DESK? First off, jump out of desk. Second, notice how close the ground is. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK X100000


    Calm down. Calm down. Wait? If iI spread my arms and legs out? And then use a quick spell to stretch my clothes..., YES! It worked! Now i''m falling much slower, and with that comes a memory. a memory about how to use a "wingsuit" like this. I can escape my death! Expediting myself, (that is a word),I spotacavity in the wall, andthen quickly "fly" over to it taking my chances.


    As soon as my feetare on the ground,I crouch and look down, and then a gruesome site lays before me. All the girls, were sucked into an yellow light, and all the boys just splattered. Yep. Splattered. serves them right! they always shoved me, used dangerous spells against me, and one time burned me so badthatI was forced to spend a month in infirmary, and I GOT THE PUNSIHMENT! Problem was, they all came from VERY powerful noble and even a royal background. Fuck them. ifI could, I would beat the living crap out of em'' and leave em to die. Looking up, the ceiling is closed, so then how did we fall here? Looking down once again, the last guy falls down, and splats, with a sickening crunch, with his bones flying all over the place. Now that i''m looking closely, there are ribs and other bones all over the palce with about 1/4 of them sticking up, lodged in the ground.


    Turning around and walking into the cavity, there''s a huge smile just cemented on my face, with my hapiness for the guys just simply dying. Assoon asI see a light in the cavity, I do the stupidist thing i''ve ever done in my life: I touched it.


    a green vortex sucks me in, and strangely,I don''t put up a fight! it feels... good? then I close my eyes, and when I open them, i''m sitting on what looks like a... crystal throne?


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    <td style="text-align: center">Congratulations on becoming the most powerful dungeon in existence!</td>


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