《God of Exemplum》 Chapter 1 *Bloop* "ughh" what was that? "AH IS MY DICK STILL THEIR?" I carefully pull up my pants fearing the worse possible thing happened, and I see a note? I put the note down to read later, and I notice it''s feeling a little empty where my little friend should be. I quickly pray to god, then I look and ... and he''s gone!! "FUCK!!!!" Ehhh, it''s not to bad it''s not like I was very manly anyways right...? Whatever, nothing I can do about it now at least I can still masturbate that''s all that matters. Oh wait, what''s that note for?
Dear, I forgot your name and you did too Think status, itll solve all your problems. I hope you like your perfect hourglass figure *wink* *wink*. I know how envious you were of them. From, your loving god
WTF! I was envious of the guy''s for having girlfriends like that seriously geez ugh, whatever. Hmm, ''status'' First time opening status! Status rules listed. '' * '' is NEW, ''Locked'' means you can''t use it. Tap anything on your status with your finger to get more detailed info! Charisma has a detailed list of attractiveness. Lastly if something says ''impossible to change'' it means you have to be stronger that the ''God of Exemplum''.
Status of ¡®NO NAME¡¯ Race: True Vampire Real Age: 7,316 Stagnant Age: 16 Class 1: Copy Meister LV:1 Class 2: Empty LV:0 Class 3: Empty LV:0 Health: 67 ; Regen: .7 Min. Mana: 197 ; Regen: 1.7 Min. STR: 7 CON:6 DEX:13 INT:18 WIS:17 CHA:46 (Perfect Hourglass +15, Soft Ass +5, Perky Boobs +3, Porcelain Skin +10, Soft skin +2, Free of Blemishes +5, White and Purple tipped Silky Hair +3, Purple Eyes +3, Small Feet +1, Small Hands +1, Short +3, Dead ?5) Active Skills: Copy, Edit Character(Locked), Identify, Paste, Cut, Add. Passive Skills: Sun resistant, Hidden Lineage. Titles: ¡®Envy of all woman¡¯, ¡®Princess of a lost kingdom¡¯, ¡®Heavenly Beauty¡¯, ¡®Champion of Exemplum¡¯. Resists: 30% Light, 100% Dark, 100% Void, 100% System, 50% Fire, 10% Earth.
Hmm, I don''t know If having Charisma being my highest is good or not. I also notice I don''t have a name hmm, yep I''ll go with that my new name will be Elizabeth! Now, that that''s out of the way let''s see here it said I could click on stuff so I''ll just click everything and then read them!Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. Stats 10 is average. Ex. 11 STR is 10% stronger than someone with 10! STR Effects carry weight, Damage, and Health Regen! CON Effects Health, Resilience of Diseases,Toughness of cells, and Bone Density! DEX Effects Precision, and Speed of perceiving time! INT Effects Mana Count, and Intelligence Capacity! WIS Effects Mana Regen, Problem Solving, and Damage of Spells! CHA Effects ¡®How likeable you are¡¯, and Attractiveness! Active Skills Skills that have to be activated for use! Passive Skills Skills that are always in use unless disabled! Copy Copy a part of someones status onto yours! Edit Character (Locked) Allows you to edit the character! Identify Allows you to look at something and general information will appear! Paste Paste a part of a status onto someone else''s status! Cut Copy a part of someones status onto yours while removing it off theirs! Add Add skill or stats to yourself! (If you can copy you can just copy numbers and make your stats OP so I just added this, just Cause!) Sun Resistant Not affected by the light(Holy) Hidden Lineage Your Lineage is unknown even to you, others won¡¯t notice you are a vampire! Titles Names or ways you may be known as! ¡®Envy of all woman¡¯ All woman fear you¡¯ll take away their man! Can change over time! ¡®Princess of a lost kingdom¡¯ You¡¯re a princess, kingdoms dead though! ¡®Heavenly Beauty¡¯ More charisma than 30! ¡®Champion of Exemplum!¡¯ Champion of the God of Copy! Resists Amount of magic damage gets reduced when attacked! Well, if I can add stats I might as well do that real quick. I then quickly admire my work. ''Status!''
Status of ¡®Elizabeth¡¯ Race: True Vampire Real Age: 7,316 Stagnant Age: 16 Class 1: Copy Meister LV:1 Class 2: Empty LV:0 Class 3: Empty LV:0 Health: 27,500 ; Regen: 250 Min. Mana: 27,500 ; Regen: 250 Min. STR: 2500 CON: 2500 DEX: 2500 INT: 2500 WIS: 2500 CHA:46 Active Skills: Copy, Edit Character(Locked), Identify, Paste, Cut, Add. Passive Skills: Sun resistant, Hidden Lineage. Titles: ¡®Envy of all woman¡¯, ¡®Princess of a lost kingdom¡¯, ¡®Heavenly Beauty¡¯, ¡®Champion of Exemplum¡¯. Resists: 100% Light, 100% Dark, 100% Void, 100% System, 100% Fire, 100% Earth.
Yep, that''s alot better now I can defend myself If I ever get in danger! Whew I feel really tired... Aww. I see it''s because I added s,so mmanyy sttatsss... Chapter 2 ...uggggh, what happened ? I feel like im hungover ? Was that a dream ? ''status'' Status of ¡®Elizabeth¡¯
Race: True Vampire Real Age: 7,316 Stagnant Age: 16 Class 1: Copy Meister LV:1, Class 2: Empty LV: 0, Class 3: Empty LV: 0 Health: 27,500 ; Regen: 250 Min. Mana: 27,500 ; Regen: 250 Min. STR: 2500, CON 2500 DEX: 2500, CHA 46 INT: 2500, WIS: 2500 Active Skills: Copy, Edit Character(Locked), Identify, Paste, Cut, Add. Passive Skills: Sun resistant, Hidden Lineage. Titles: ¡®Envy of all woman¡¯, ¡®Princess of a lost kingdom¡¯, ¡®Heavenly Beauty¡¯, ¡®Champion of Exemplum¡¯. Resists: 100% Light, 100% Dark, 100% Void, 100% System, 100% Fire, 100% Earth.A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation. Yep, not a dream pfft. I''m actually pretty happy i''m not going to be like those stupid MC''s that are like oooh I gotta go back home and do things that have no meaning every day! When, I sit up I relize i''m right at the spot that I passed out at, thankfully, would''nt want to get raped... or would I? Na, I''m not at the age of consent. Anyhow, after I stand up I.. notice a scary thing looking at me! Oh, geez! u''u''''mm OH Ya ''identify'' Lightning Cat: A strong cat imbued with the mana of lightning. Lives in the forests of Gearn. Skills: Lightning Claw, Lightning coat Resists: Lightning 30% Shit, lightning that sounds cool let me take that real quick with ''Cut'' their we go then I check it again to see if it lost its Resist and Lightning coat! ''Identify'' Lightning Cat: A strong cat imbued with the mana of lightning. Lives in the forests of Gearn. Skills: Lightning Claw Cool so now it only has Lightning Claw, but I should be Immune to the Lightning and I won''t take damage because of CON being so high. I ran u... flew past the cat, and instantly went 100m away where I just was! I really need to control my strength. This time, I ran up to the cat and incite it to attack me (Bright idea I know BUT SCIENCE!). Then, a second later it attacks me full force, catching me off guard and forcing me to close my eyes, after heard cracking noises like bones breaking but my arm doesnt hurt? I quickly open my eyes to see the Lightning Cat in front of me howling in pain from breaking its front paw! I decide then to put it out of it''s misery and kill it. Did I feel something ? No, mainly cause I''m a little physcotic and at the same time I am really rational so, me killing something doesnt make me upset at all. After all, I just see living things as constructs built by nature, so frankly I don''t care enough to be sad about it dying. Harsh, maybe ? But, it''s just a fact. After that Fiasco, I skin the cat in hopes of getting a dismemberment skill or skinning, dont know dont care, but I want the skill so I go for it and after maybe 40 min. of trying to copy what they do on T.V. I get a skill I immediatly make it LVL 10. Dissassembling LV: MAX Makes it easier to take apart animals. Side effect of Max Lvl all animal parts come out in pristine condition
After, getting this skill I get really excited, just thinking about all the things I could skin like a dragon thatd be cool! Chapter 3 After getting over my excitement.. I realize that ''identify'' is going to be really important on my journey, because, you know... knowing if you''re going to die or not from eating something is important in my opinion! Also, I just found out i''m in the Gearn Forest or whatever that is. Deciding that learning common sense wouldn''t be as fun, I decide to start my days as a hermit to get used to this body, and do some experiments! It''s probably worth mentioning that as soon as I arrived in this world the air is weird, ya know, it''s like when you go up a mountain and you''re body isn''t used to the air temperature and it feels weird but, it goes away over time. Well, I had the same thing and I didn''t realize until I thought about it. It''s probably mana because this place is a Fantasy world, so i''d expect their to be some damn mana! After, promptly sitting on the ground and going into one of those Buddhist Monk sit''s? What is it called Lotus? I don''t know, but I try to focus on the air around me and after what feels like forever, little blue dots spring up in my vision of darkness. I also have a ocean of blue mist stuff which I imagine is my mana or qi? I don''t know maybe both because I have a mist ocean in my head and a mist ocean in my dantian or whatever they call its. I also, try to condense my mana/qi because, well in all those webnovels that''s what they do and it works out great so I decide to do it too! Let me tell you, don''t do that. Well, maybe do that, shortly after I decide to try condensing it I feel like hell has rained loose and decides ''pain is gain'' like one of those edgy kids at school. And, even though I tried to stop it hurt more so I just continued to do it. After, what feels like days but was probably only a few hours, the pain goes away and I notice I have a list of pop ups I was to focused to notice. I also made all the skills max instantly cause why not. Mana Manipulation LV: MAX Makes it easier to manipulate mana. 50% cheaper mana/qi costs Bonus: 25% increased mana/qi pool and recovery Condensation of Mana/Qi LV: MAX 50% increased mana/qi pool and recovery Bonus: 25% Cheaper mana/qi costs Pain Resistance LV: MAX Can change nervesIf you come across this story on Amazon, it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. Bonus: 20% reduced damage Concentration LV: MAX Easier to concentrate Bonus: 15% better results while concentrating Multiple Minds LV: MAX side effect of max concentration Can concentrate on five things at once. Bonus: Improves processing speed by 30% Brain Damage Resistance LV: MAX No brain damage. Bonus: Mind attacks don''t work Cool brain damage, Im pretty sure I was already retarded so doesnt change much, well hope its fine now. Seeing that I don''t have brain damage or anything I decide to try and feed my qi to my cells to see what would happen. I was quickly suprised by the affect it was like a dried up sponge soaking up water. My Qi/Mana quickly fed the cells and I continued to feed them until I felt like they were full and when I finished I was given a pop up. Cell Strengthening LV: MAX Stronger cells, Stronger body Bonus: 50% Max Health and Regen. I got lots of pop ups so I decided to go ahead and open up my ''status''. Name: Elizabeth Race: True Vampire Real Age: 7,316 Stagnant Age: 16 Class 1: Copy Meister LV:1, Class 2: Empty LV: 0, Class 3: Empty LV: 0 Health: 41,250 ; Regen: 375 Min. Effects: None Mana: 48,125 ; Regen: 437.5 Min. Effects: None STR: 2500, CON: 2500 DEX: 2500, CHA: 46 INT: 2500, WIS: 2500 Active Skills: Copy, Edit Character(Locked), Identify, Paste, Cut, Add, Lighting Coat. Passive Skills: Sun resistant, Hidden Lineage, Multiple Minds, Concentration, Brain Dmg Res, Multiple Minds, Manip. of Mana/qi, Cond. of mana/qi, Cell Strength. Titles: ¡®Envy of all woman¡¯, ¡®Princess of a lost kingdom¡¯, ¡®Heavenly Beauty¡¯, ¡®Champion of Exemplum¡¯. Resists: 100% Light, 100% Dark, 100% Void, 100% System, 100% Fire, 100% Earth, 100% Mind, 100% Lightning. After seeing my newly formed OPness I decide to take a nap because, its hard work testing things, and focusing for so long. Also, because it''s almost night time. Seeing as im in a forest and I dont see any caves around I decide to just sleep on top of a tree, as its my next safest bet. I''ll admit, having tree bark stab into you''re skin does hurt but I have pain resistance so I just ignore it. Chapter 4 I awake to see a foreign arm... ah that''s my arm forgot. After, sleeping for who know''s how long I decide that I should build up my strength, so that way countrys won''t have the ability to control me because theirs gotta be mind control stuff right. I actually don''t know so I am going to learn more skills. Also, it sounds fun. So, having made my decision I decide to head to a mountain peak. Then quickly relizing I''m probably retarded because I''m already on a platea. Being the genius I am I start building a house, by chopping the wood with my hands and digging up dirt for a foundation I quickly get a couple neat skill to help, yea I don''t know how to build houses unsurprisingly. Wood Construction LV: MAX Knowledge of building things with wood Bonus: 25% better at building, and 25% less wasted material Dirt Digging LV: MAX Good at digging dirt and stone Bonus: Can see the weak points of dirt/stone Hand Chopping LV: MAX Can chop trees and saw mill with hands Bonus: 10% chopping power Wood Cutting LV: MAX Can cut wood properly and effectively Bonus: Cuts no longer damage the wood/ make burrs
Getting all these skills made it much easier to make the house and after about 4 hours I had made a small 3 room house, made of Dark oak mainly becuase that''s the only type of tree here. One room for my bedroom, one for a dining room and kitchen, and the biggest one about the size of a large class room for making things. After setting up the house I then start cutting wood and making furniture and I get a skill but, I just make it max and continue. The furniture that I made was of course mad of Dark Oak, cause that''s the only wood here, I constructed a bed where I put my leftover hide from that cat, two tables, two chairs incase I had company, and lastly a end table. I then Observe them all but all they told me was Legendary Bed, Legendary Table, and so on. So deciding to just ignore it, because I don''t know if it being legendary is good or not, think about it ! Who sleeps on a Legendary bed. I then, check my new skill.Unauthorized usage: this tale is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. Furniture Building LV: MAX Furniture built by you is 50% more comfy, 50% more durable, 50% aesthetically pleasing Bonus: All furniture built by you adds a Legendary Buff. Legendary (Only Furniture) 50% more comfy, 50% more durable, 200% aesthietically pleasing. Bonus: Rulers of countries will desperately try to take Legendary Buffed furniture to the best of their ability, and pay 1000% extra cost for it.
I don''t get why countries would care if it''s legendary I just care if its comfy and it clearly says more comfy so that''s a plus. Deciding to ignore that Legendary Buff thing, I decide to play around with my mana some more. After quickly going into medititation on my bed, I notice that my Mana changed and it''s now a fist sized golden orb, after not thinking very long I attempt to split it apart and make another one. After doing that I decide that doing things without thinking is very painful and is''nt a good idea and I pass out. When I wake up I''m still on my bed and I notice I have some new notifications. Title: Questionable Genius An idiot, that comes up with world shattering Ideas, that never learns from their mistakes Adds: Luck stat, 100 INT Solar System Qi LV: MAX Your qi/mana is in a solar system and cause your mana to resonate. 50% more mana/qi, 50% more Regeneration, 100% more damage. Bonus: 100% increased mana regen when in sunlight or moonlight. Knock Out Resistance LV: MAX Impossible to knock out, unless consented. Bonus: 20% Mental Resist Title: Thick Skull Life gives idiots less damage, don''t ask how. Adds: 20% less damage Hmm, I don''t like that it says I''m an idiot, even if its true. Oh well, I''ll just have to get smarter. After looking at my status I walk outside to quite the scene.
Name: Elizabeth Race: True Vampire Real Age: 7,316 Stagnant Age: 16 Class 1: Copy Meister LV:1, Class 2: Empty LV: 0, Class 3: Empty LV: 0 Health: 41,250 ; Regen: 375 Min. Effects: None Mana: 72,187 ; Regen: 656.25 Min. Effects: None STR: 2500, CON: 2500LUK: 300 DEX: 2500, CHA: 46 INT: 2500, WIS: 2500 Active Skills: Copy, Edit Character(Locked), Identify, Paste, Cut, Add, Lighting Coat. Passive Skills: Sun resistant, Hidden Lineage, Multiple Minds, Concentration, Brain Dmg Res, Multiple Minds, Manip. of Mana/qi, Cond. of mana/qi, Cell Strength, Solar System mana/qi, Knock out resistance, Solar System qi, Wood Construction, Hand Chopping, Wood Cutting, Furniture Building, Dirt Digging. Titles: ¡®Envy of all woman¡¯, ¡®Princess of a lost kingdom¡¯, ¡®Heavenly Beauty¡¯, ¡®Champion of Exemplum¡¯, ''Thick Skull'', ''Questionable Genius''. Resists: 100% Light, 100% Dark, 100% Void, 100% System, 100% Fire, 100% Earth, 100% Mind, 100% Lightning. Chapter 5 As I walk outside I come face to face with a Royal blue, and jet black Dragon... Deciding that thinking isn''t good for you I have it a pet it on the head. The Dragon like any sane Dragon (I don''t know how dragons act either so don''t ask) instantly trys to bite my hand off. Letting my quick reflexes guide me I took away my hand and look at it and observe. Royal Dragon(Name???) STR: 370, CON: 600 DEX: 220, INT: 400, WIS: 340 Skills: Colossal strength, Colossal Regeneration, Shapeshift, Colossal Constitution, Faster processing, Multiple minds, Hard Hide, Sexshifter, Human Speech(FYI some are hidden) Titles: ''Legendary Being'', ''Immortal''. (FYI more are hidden) Description: Being a Dragon most would be terrified in it''s presence, yet you are not either you are strong enough not too or your an idiot. You happen to fall into both. Eh, free stuff cool!!! Colossal Strength LV: MAX Muscle density increases by 10x Bonus: 100% Pink Muscles Pink Muscles All your cell Muscles are the best Muscles but require 300% more nutrients. Colossal Regeneration LV: MAX Regenerates cells at 10,000% faster rate. (Note 1 cell takes 24 hours to split normally.) Bonus: Can Regen Limbs or stick Limbs back on. Colossal Constitution LV: MAX All cells are 10x sturdier and harder to force apart. Heart rate decreased. Age 10x slower. Hold breathe 10x longer. Added weight based on species.The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation. Bonus: Can alter weight by 300 pounds up or down. ( Note adds Colossal Constitution adds 300 pounds.) Shapeshift LV: MAX Can change your appearance however you want. Bonus: can change bones. Faster Processing LV: MAX Process 10x faster Bonus: 500 INT, and WIS Hard Hide LV: MAX All skin is 10x strurdier stacks with Colossal Constitution. Bonus: Weak points and Vitals 20x more Sturdy Sexshifter LV: MAX Can change sex instantly. (God says no you can''t use this, but bonus applies.) Bonus: 30 CHA Title: ''Legendary Being'' CHA +10, You''re an extremely strong existence. ( Note didn''t have this before because still lvl one.) Title: ''Immortal'' You live forever no slow aging now. Truly immortal. Petting Skill LV: MAX Animals including senteint creatures, find it hard to dislike being pet by you. Bonus: Hostile, and neutral Creatures or Sentient beings become friendly.
After getting those, before I let the dragon have a chance to react, I pull their face and start petting their scales. Which the dragon quickly trys to get out of my grasp, stating " Hey!, Let me go!" To which I ignore. After minutes of resisting and panting the dragon finally gives up with a scaily blush and a pout. To which I tell her I assume, "You shouldn''t have tried to bite me if you''re gonna get so upset." "I didn''t try to bite you" ( Dragon ) "Better tell the truth, or I''ll pet you!" Lie Detection LV: MAX You always know if someone is lying. Bonus: Easier to lie yourself Replying with a pout "Fine!, but i thought you tried to attack me.." "Whatever, what are you doing at my house anyway?" (Me) "Well, I wanted to know who would dare build a house on my mountain top! But, if it''s you I guess it''s ok." My new scaily friend says while pouting. "Well that''s fine just visit me in a couple days would you?" "N-fine"(Dragon) "My name''s Elizabeth by the way" "Hi Elizabeth, my name''s Nix"(Nix) Relationship Tab Can view relationship''s with Sentient creatures or pets. "Later Nix! I''ve got stuff to do so I''ll talk to you later!" After watching Nix fly away to what I assume is her home, I look at my new relationship tab to see what it does. Relationship(s) Nix - Neutral 800/1000 Huh, my petting skill is really useful. Then I quickly look at the different relationship bonuses. War - They will resist everything you do. 60% Resist of persuasion. Hated - They would rather kill you then talk to you. 40% Resist of persuasion. Disliked - They would rather not talk to you. 20% Resist of persuasion. Neutral - They niether like or dislike you. Ok - They''ll talk to you. 10% Persuasion. Liked - They like talking to you. 20% Persuasion. Cordial - They are friendly when talking with you. 40% Persuasion. Loved/Honored - They have an extremely favorable opinion of you. 60% Persuasion. Exalted - They praise you. 80% Persuasion. Godlike - They praise you like you are good. 100% Persuasion.(Will do anything if asked.) Geez, is it even possible to get to Godlike? Oh well sleep time. Chapter 5 As I walk outside I come face to face with a Royal blue, and jet black Dragon... Deciding that thinking isn''t good for you I have it a pet it on the head. The Dragon like any sane Dragon (I don''t know how dragons act either so don''t ask) instantly trys to bite my hand off. Letting my quick reflexes guide me I took away my hand and look at it and observe. Royal Dragon(Name???) STR: 370, CON: 600 DEX: 220, INT: 400, WIS: 340 Skills: Colossal strength, Colossal Regeneration, Shapeshift, Colossal Constitution, Faster processing, Multiple minds, Hard Hide, Sexshifter, Human Speech(FYI some are hidden) Titles: ''Legendary Being'', ''Immortal''. (FYI more are hidden) Description: Being a Dragon most would be terrified in it''s presence, yet you are not either you are strong enough not too or your an idiot. You happen to fall into both. Eh, free stuff cool!!! Colossal Strength LV: MAX Muscle density increases by 10x Bonus: 100% Pink Muscles Pink MusclesReading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original. All your cell Muscles are the best Muscles but require 300% more nutrients. Colossal Regeneration LV: MAX Regenerates cells at 10,000% faster rate. (Note 1 cell takes 24 hours to split normally.) Bonus: Can Regen Limbs or stick Limbs back on. Colossal Constitution LV: MAX All cells are 10x sturdier and harder to force apart. Heart rate decreased. Age 10x slower. Hold breathe 10x longer. Added weight based on species. Bonus: Can alter weight by 300 pounds up or down. ( Note adds Colossal Constitution adds 300 pounds.) Shapeshift LV: MAX Can change your appearance however you want. Bonus: can change bones. Faster Processing LV: MAX Process 10x faster Bonus: 500 INT, and WIS Hard Hide LV: MAX All skin is 10x strurdier stacks with Colossal Constitution. Bonus: Weak points and Vitals 20x more Sturdy Sexshifter LV: MAX Can change sex instantly. (God says no you can''t use this, but bonus applies.) Bonus: 30 CHA Title: ''Legendary Being'' CHA +10, You''re an extremely strong existence. ( Note didn''t have this before because still lvl one.) Title: ''Immortal'' You live forever no slow aging now. Truly immortal. Petting Skill LV: MAX Animals including senteint creatures, find it hard to dislike being pet by you. Bonus: Hostile, and neutral Creatures or Sentient beings become friendly.
After getting those, before I let the dragon have a chance to react, I pull their face and start getting their scales. Warning the next scene may be graphic and should be read with trepidation. Which the dragon quickly trys to get out of my grasp, stating " Hey!, Let me go!" To which I ignore. After minutes of resisting the dragon finally gives up with a scaily blush and a pout. To which I tell her I assume, "You shouldn''t have tried to bite me if you''re gonna get so upset." "I didn''t try to bite you" ( Dragon ) "Better tell the truth, or I''ll pet you!" Lie Detection LV: MAX You always know if someone is lying. Bonus: Easier to lie yourself Replying with a pout "Fine!, but i thought you tried to attack me.."