《Reincarnated As Pain's Secret Weapon (Naruto OP OC AU FF)》 Chapter 1: Reincarnations a bitch Cold........ Darkness........ Darkness......................... Darkness..................................... And slightly more darkness until he saw somehting 9 Months Until Birth....... Please Select Village: Village Hidden In The Leaves Village Hidden In The Clouds Village Hidden In The Mist Village Hidden In The Rocks Village Hidden In The Sands Village Hidden In The Sky Village Hidden In The Rain Village Hidden In The Moon Okay A. What the fuck B. I wish I didn''t read all those fanfics if I have to do this shit instead of the sweet embrace of my lover death C. Rain would obviously be my choice it''s the only naruto head band I owned so no omnipotence from the thing that made this. Village Hidden In The Rain Accepted Choose Pure-Blood Or Mixed-Blood For Your Lineage Okay A. This thing can read my thoughts B. Still What The Actual Fuck C. What kinda white supremacist would choose pure blood over mixed blood like squander you''re fucking talent or what?? Mixed-Blood Accepted Pick Main Bloodline Ability: Uchiha''s Sharingan Uzumaki Fuinjutsu''s Senju''s Wood Style Hyuga''s Byakugan Chinoike''s Ketsyuragan (The fuck you spell this again??) Yuki''s Ic- Yeah no fuck reading anymore Wood style is a long dead style which could make me impossible to kill or instantly able to stop my cells totally choosing thatA case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. Senju''s Wood Style Chosen For Main Ability Choose Other Kekkei Genkai''s: 2 Extra For being Young when dead, 2 Extra For Choosing Mixed Blood, 2 For Dying As A Virgin Wa+Wi: Ice Wa+Li: Storm Wa+Fi: Boil Wa+Ea: Wood Wi+Wa: Ice Wi+Li: Purple Lightning (Best Thing I could think of other than bolt which is namizake only) Wi+Fi: Scorch Wi+Ea: Magnet Li+Wa: Storm Li+Wi: Purple Lightning Li+Fi: White Fire Li+Ea: Explosion Fi+Wi: Scorch Fi+Wa: Boil Fi+Li: White Fire Fi+Ea: Lava Ea+Wa: Wood Ea+Wi: Magnet Ea+Li: Explosion Ea+Fi: Lava Roll The Dice Okay these are actual hard choices Hm.... I think magnet might be helpful because gaara''s defence was stupid so...... YEP GOING WITH MAGNET. Okay what next.... Never heard of white fire, perhaps super hot like matatabi''s flames or like Amaterasu? Questions for later after I pick it! White fire I pick you!!..... okay that was really immature...... Kakashi was a beast with purple lightning after he lost his sharingan. Honestly his and obito''s bromance top tier, what was I thinking of? Oh yeah! Purple lightning is my third pick, He was stuck thinking for some time... Perhaps storm for helping Purple Lighting yeaah that sounds good! Okay so last choice as I have already decided to you atleast one roll the dice. I''ve been thinking late game naruto abilities which seemed strong I need something early term so I don''t seem ridiculously rare If I use it, perhaps Ice there was a yuki option so obviously Haku''s was special so perhaps ice then that seems fair. So Magnet, White Fire, Purple Lightning, Storm, Ice and a roll the dice. Okay I''ve picked menu Options Chosen: Magnet, White Fire, Purple Lightning, Ice and roll the dice Dice Outcome: Father Is Ch¨±kode Kawabara (actually cannon guy and abilities given by him cannon aswell) subsequently you have gained: Hakkegan and Magatama aswell as Steel Release And Natural Affinites for Yin Release, Yang Release, Senjutsu, Genjutsu, Taijutsu, Ninjutsu, Fuinjutsu and Medical Ninjutsu. Jesus Fuck Almighty I lucked out getting Ch¨±kode Kawabara The 500 Year Old God Of Medicine, honestly if I knew his clan was an option as main I wouldn''t have even looked at senju I fucking forgot since he and his clan are barely mention. Wait...... Would Jesus Fuck Almighty Now Be Asura Fuck Almighty? Questions for another time, talking about time, he looked at the counter. 8 Months 30 Days Welp Time to wait At a different place: "So how is the Senju Girl?" Ch¨±kode asked an advisor "She is fine but does look the Be pregnant" the advisor answered him back "Ahhh I see well I guess that means anytime we come back ther I''ll have to teach the kid some techniques can''t have him not know how it use the Hakkegan or the magatama might be dangerous, tell me when is the next time we''ll be around those parts?" His advisor stated back "Three Years" At agains another place: "Has Ch¨±kode left the village?" Nagato asked Konan "Yes sir and it is safe to say he won''t be back within the next two years but why so interested so suddenly?" Nagato took his time to answer Konan "I have come to believe he and the senju girl came into a small relationship and I wish to find out if they are having a child." Chapter 1.5 - Bindings a fuckhead 1 Month Remaining Hagoromo Damn it, still more waiting.. In The A Cave Somewhere "Konan, has Harima Senju been put in a genjutsu?" Nagato asked his second, "Yes sir she now believes you''re her loving husband, eventhoughthatbitchwouldneverdeservemylordnagatothebestest" Konan mubble the second part of what she was saying and Nagato decided against asking her what it was about "Take me to her please." He requested of his second "Right away sir." Konan answered as she started walking away, Nagato followed his second into a room infront of the main part of the cave "Ahhhh, my dear how is our child doing?" Nagato in the skin of pain asked Harima Senju who replied to her lover "He seems to be of good health and seems to be 1 month away from being birthed, now why are we here dear?" He answered his ''dear'' with "I wish to make sure he grows strong" Harima in a state of complete belief said "Ah, okay dear" Konan who was already hidden wanted to kill the senju wench but nagato would not allow her, TO CALL HER NAGATO DEAR TWICE SHE MUST BE COURTING DEATH...... Nagato lead Harima to a room filled with seals and told her to lay down so he could start the bindingThis narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon. Back In The Black Space UNAUTHORISED OUTSIDE ACCESS!! Woah What the fuck is happening and why is the room shaking? This is not good WHAT THE FUCK Binding Initiated with: Demonic Statue Of The Outer Path Accept? Y/N Yeah fuck no I ain''t being bound to the husk of kaguya fuck that shit Mutation due to attempted binding: Chakra Absorbtion: Makes User Immune To Ninjutsu And Genjutsu Aswell As Storing The Chakra Used Agasint The User In The User''s Chakra Pool Toggleable Okay I admit that''s sick but who in the name of fuckity mcfuck face would attempt to bind me to that stupid fucking thing. Well atleast I know that characters have reacted to me being concieved. But I do have to be smart with that skill''s usage after all if I use it on a highly visable ninjutsu people would be suspicious. Back In The Cave Nagato was utterly confused and enraged after the failed binding to the statue the senju girl simply vanished In The Land Of Wind Harima was running for both her and her child''s life she didn''t know why the pitch black helped her escape but she no longer cared she would never let somebody like that Nagato Uzumaki touch her or her baby again! Baby Body With Sand, What Could Go Wrong? - 2 Birth Started Hold Tight Waait, the fuck when did this start no no no no no no....... I wanna scream...... Why do i wanna scream? As he wondered these profound conundrums light filtered into his eyesOh my fuck that hurts! wait it''s just light...... Am I a vampire boi? I fucking fucking swear I ain''t being a bitch-ass Vampire man.He started screaming alot, no tears just constant screaming. Nope not crying just a lots of screaming
Pick a Kekkei Genkai to have extra abilities for (You can buy more later)
Magnet Release
White Fire Release
Purple Lighting Release
Storm Release
Ice Release
Hakkegan
Magatama
Steel Release
Da Fuck????????? Uhmmmmmm............ Can I get like a roulette? No that''d be stupid..... Uhhhh, okay lets look at this logically which kekkei genkai doesn''t have any support...... Hmmmmmmm, Magnet has Steel, Purple Lighting has Storm, Hakkegan has Magatama. So either White Fire or Ice. Perhaps if i pick Ice because atleast I know a character who has that therefore I could learn how to use it propperly.... At the same time Haku could teach me Ice anyway and nobody even has White Fire so that would be like ultra cool.....As he wondered this the baby stopped screaming and it''s face showed unusual calmness.Okay System I decided White Fire Release
White Fire Release chosen abilities given:
Deathly Pale Fire Of Raging Death: When Activated all jutsus become white fire jutsus and covers your body and held weapons in a white flame. All white fire jutsus now are 10x more powerful. The only emotions you can feel while this jutsu is activated are rage and love.
Phoenix White Fire Of Rebirth: When activated all white fire jutsus heal whatever they hit and can be used directly by contact with user''s skin. When used directly it has the ability to revive the recently deceased (1 week).
I have no regrets about my choice not only is the first a ridiculous multiplier but the second can even fucking revive like.... Wait why didn''t I get the choice of wood on that list?
Wood Release unique abilities given:
Restoring Wood Technique Of Love:Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. When activated the user''s body turns damage into healing and when in this form he can heal wounds on others. Can only feel love and anger whilst this jutsu is active.
True Wood Dragon Of Asura Otsutsuki: Creates a wood dragon which size is 10m(squared)xAmount of chakra which will bind a target. It will seal and absorb chakra of whatever it has bound and will do so until unbound.
A couple of minutes have passed since the baby stopped screaming and it now lays asleep on his mother "I think his name should be Reikon, Reikon Senju" 1 Month Later This is so boring, even though my suspicions of being able to accelerate muscle and brain development due to Magatama''s tissue creation was correct I''m still not able to move on my own which is annoying.......... Wait didn''t the blue boxes say I could buy stuff meaning there''s a shop meaning I should have a GUI and a character screen
Reikon Senju-Kuwabara: Age: 29 Days Health: 40/40 Healthy Toddler Chakra: 10,000/10,000 -Weakened Tailed Beast-like Strength - 3 Dexterity - 5 Constitution - 4 Charisma - 10 Kekkei Genkai''s - Magatama lvl 3, Wood Release lvl 2, White Fire Release lvl 2, Hakkegan lvl 1, Ice Release lvl 1, Magent Release lvl 1, Purple Lightning Release lvl 1, Steel Release lvl 1, Storm Release lvl 1. Nature Releases - Earth, Fire, Lightning, Water, Wind, Yang, Yin. Unique Skills - Chakra Absorbtion lvl 2, High Affinity lvl (N/A). Skills - Too Young Abilities - Crawling lvl 1 SP- 20 Skill Shop - Locked
Wait what High Affinity what?........ Looks like no explanation, for now atleast. Also since when Could I crawl??He Tried at and surprisingly he could actually crawlTime to explore the rain I guess until mother gets home atleast. Should I Be calling her mother? Like she did birth me. But so did Mum. What''s to say I didn''t reincarnate before and had a mother then?? Yep she''s my mum now so that''s what I''m calling her. As he crawled out the crib he heard a door open,Hagoromo Damnit.When Harima walked into the sitting room of her small house she saw her son out of his crib and room on his belly "How''d you get here mister?" she asked him in singsong tone, the baby started rushing away from her slightly giggling,Mother you will not catch me I swear!! 1 Month Later Mother finally left me in the house alone again! Yes!! She kept on hiring people to watch me whilst I was out, it was really annoying apparently it was a C rank even though usually it be D rank. But apparently having a child who can crawl fast thanks to his 7 Dexterity means it''s a rank higher. Though for some reason an adult Jonin did it. Bet he has a crush on mum. If he hurts her I''ll crush him. Yeah that sounds cool I''ll go with that.Whilst he was musing his baby body crawled to the front door and started to push himself up on it and opened it what he saw outside was surprising,It''s the sand village, but I wanted to start in the rain village.... GOD DAMN YOU SYSTEM!! Urgh, Sand in mouth. Disgusting.