《DemonLord_Floof – A lack of common sense isekai (COMPLETED)》 Chapter 1: Gruragaramograd the Great numbered Twenty-five point One Hello friends! Please let me introduce myself in this story.
Ahem! My name was:Gruragaramograd the Great numbered Twenty-five point One, born and raised in a family full of Demon Lords. Heh? No! Youread it right! From my great great grandpa to the tiny little kids, we were all Demon Lords! Yes. One hundred percent real Demon Lords. But... Why so many Demon Lords you ask? Hehe... I have no fucking idea. Well, it¡¯s not like you can choose your own mom and dad! You know what I mean? Urgghh¡­ It was awful, to be born in the wrong family. It was like a curse. What? You think I¡¯m joking? Why? I¡¯m telling you the truth! Because of my bloodline, I soon became the strongest warrior, brought forth destruction and despair to a million and three races. Let''s see... Hmm... yellow goblin, white goblin, black goblin, red goblin, pink goblin, ¡­#FF6347 goblin, #FF6348 goblin ¡­ And why would I do that? Isn¡¯t that obvious? Because I was bored to death! Yes, I was sooo bored. SoI went all over the world looking for a worthy opponent. But... sadly, everyone failed me¡­ Most of them died right after my first kick you know? And even the Great Dragonogard, the Dragon of all Dragons, who was NOT invisible by the way, could only withstand two kicks. Sigh. In short, life was too easy for me. I could get my hands on anything, except not the thing I wanted the most. Yes, It was ironic... That when you became the strongest, everything became meaningless. Or should I say... I had everything, but in the end ... it doesn''t even matter. So, friends, do you understand? How the hell can I live a life like that? Fortunately, the gods seemed to understand my wishes. They somehow transported so many random people from another worlds here to fight me. And for a short moment, I was so excited! Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. Peopefrom another world! Unknown challengers of mysteries! And thatmade me spend days and nights hardening my horns and honing my skills to the greatest while waiting for my hero in shining armor. But you know what? They were all idiots! Challengersfrom another world... fucking idiots! Rushed to fight me without proper preparations. Bland personalities. Dense. And worse, stupid. And what the hell with that so many loli companions? Can they even fight? And even a slime!? Seriously? Isekai heroes... My ass! AndTHAT (pause), is the reason why I decided to act. On that starry night, October the first, when bears started their long winter nap under their tiny caves, here I was, on the top of mount AntDew, facing my one hundredth opponent from another world.
¡°Demon Lord Gruragaramograd the Great numbered Twenty-five point One!¡± the warrior Megamon called out to me angrily. Why the hell are you so angry?I thought. And then, suddenly, Megamon shouted: ¡°In the name of justice! I shall have your head!¡± Ehhh¡­ Such a rude person. But, as I knew that human are intelligent lacking creatures, I didn¡¯t really mind. So then ¡°Okay!¡±... i said to him, and thenPop! Unplugged my head. ¡°Here you go, there¡¯s my signature on top, please don¡¯t lewd.¡± However, upon seeing my beautiful gift, Megamon turned pale and screamed. ¡°WHAT THE HELL IS DIS!?¡± Gasp! You can¡¯t tell? You asked for my head but don''t know what a head is? Oh boy¡­I sighed...Not another retard! ¡°Friend, this thing is called ¡°the head¡±, an anatomical unit that consists of the skull, hyoid bone and cervical vertebrae. And MY - HEAD isa work of art that maaaaany people are wishing for you know?¡± Yes friend, that¡¯s the truth! The head of mineappeared on millions and millions of posters all around the world,with so many numbers below it you know? However, even thoughthis dude heard my explanation clearly, he continued shouting and yelling non-sense at my face. ¡°What!? You Demon! I¡¯m not buying your fucking head! And I¡¯m not your fucking friend youfucking piece of shit!¡± Gasp! Can you believe it? He cursed me! ¡°NO! I am giving you this for FREE!!! You don¡¯t have to buy it!¡± I said politely. But it was in vain. ¡°Arrrrgghhh!!!¡± He screamed. ¡°Urrghhhh,¡± so do I. At that point, I gave up, as I noticed my brain cells were committing suicide one by one. There is no way in hell I could hold a proper conversation with you dumbass creature anymore¡­ But then, I realized.. Oh Yeah! I forgot. Humans are ¡­ IDIOTS. They do NOT understand a work of art.
Following that, as the conversation couldn¡¯t continue anymore, the guy decided to do something else. ¡°Demon! I¡¯m not gonna waste my time talking nonsense to you anymore! I¡¯m gonna kill you right now! With my awesome ultimate move of justice and friendship!¡± and with aschwingg,Megamonpulled out this very beautiful sword with golden shining hilt. I appraised the sword by using ultra demonic vision of darkness, and I could see it... The sharpness! It sliced an electron in half! Brrrrrrrrrr! I shivered, and with a dancing heart, I jumped backwaiting to receive this upcoming "ultimate move of justice and friendship" with anticipatory excitement. ¡°Wa** na wa Megamon! O great God of Twenty-eight dimensions! I offered thee my soul in exchange for power! To protect the globe from destruction! / To dominate all people within our nation! ¡­¡± OOoooohhh! It¡¯s coming! I could feel it, the massive amount of energy building up within the sword! It sucked the continent dry of magical molecules! Bone dry! Swheeeeeeeeeeeeeennnngg! The ground shook vigorously as the sword glowed brighter and brighter and vibrated with this ear-wrenching sound. ¡°Hahaawe-soooooooooooooome!¡± I couldn¡¯t restrain my dancing heart anymore. And then it came. ¡°O¡¯ Great Holy Sword of Englando! EAT THIS YOU FUCKING DEMON! EsssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUU¡­.¡± ¡°HAHAHA! COMEEEEE!¡± ¡°¡­UUUCALIBURA!!!!!!¡± PHSSSS#%$#%#@%@!!! With the sound of unreal explosion, Megamon shot out a beam of light so intense that it destroyed the whole top of mount AntDew in an instant! Everything the light touched vaporized in the blink of an eye. Heaven and earth screamed in fear. Woah! Great move! Such power, much wow! ¡°I won, there¡¯s no way he could have survived my ESUCALIBURA!¡± I read his mind. Well, it was a nice try, Megamon. But to defeat me? Pfffft! As the man slowly regained vision since he blinded himself with that intense beam of light, he could see the aftermath. The smug look disappeared from his teenager faceand his facial skin went white. His eyes shot open. ¡°No¡­ NO WAY!¡± he screamed, as he could still see... ME! A handsome and beautifully tanned Demon Lord! POP! ¡°Sorry friend, but gotta go now. Thank you so much for the gift and see ya later!¡± I smiled cheerfullyand gave my thanks to him, for the gift exchanging event and that flashy firework. I didn¡¯t forget to include a proper goodbye either. Well, it was fun, but I had to come home. So... Well, see you later young isekai-er! Can¡¯t wait to put your art on the shelf when I get home! Hmmm¡­ now I think back about it... Megamon the warrior, what a nice guy he was! Chapter 2: Trace on! On the other day. ¡°Demon Lord Gruragaramograd the Great numbered Twenty-five point One!¡± someone shouted. And I was like,OH FUCK ME! Not again! Friends, guess what? A spearman came! Since that event with Megamon, more and more people came for me. It was great that people started to appreciate my work of art, right? Urgh... I wish things were that simple. You know,being a celebrity was tough... Andnot to mention... Even I, the most powerful Demon Lord, couldn¡¯t produce heads endlessly you know? That''s not how Laws of Thermodynamic works! And so,I peeked out of the window and shouted back. ¡°Mister spearman! I¡¯m busy! can¡¯t give you a head right now! Please come back lateeeer!¡± However,this guy also lacked the ability to understand common-sense.Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel. ¡°W-whatt? H-How dare you sexual harass me y-yo-you HORNY DEVIL!¡± His face reddened like a tomato. What the fuck? Sexual harassing? Why? And why do my horns have anything to do with that? Well, like I said. We can¡¯t understand these idiots¡­ Sigh. And so, the same scenario as chapter 1. ¡°My name is Simbalad! In the name of the sevenfriendly seas! Pacific! Atlantic! Indian! Artic! Medi! Gulf! Caribb! I shall bring forth judgement to all evil! ¡­¡± A, here it goes, another ultimate move¡­ Misterspearmanflicked his spear in style, spun it around very fast for three and a half circle with both hands, shifted his body¡¯s gravity center to make an awesome pose and then screamed with a deep dark voice. ¡°GAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE¡­.¡± His Leviathan bone spear with so many pointy ends glowedcrimson red. But! Didn¡¯t I say that Iwas busy? So before he could even finish the word ¡°BOL-¡± Pop! I picked up his head up. And then, ¡°Thank you for the lovely head,¡± I said, turned around and went back to my castle.
Not long after that encounter with mister spearman, the event that changed my life happened. While inside my room, as I was labeling his head ¡°Isekai-er #198¡±, an idea suddenly came to me. Like,Wah POW! And what do you think that idea was? Mehehe, let me show you. I was doodling¡­ And thinking¡­ Isekai-er... Isekai¡­ Another world¡­ And then. Holy shit! That¡¯s it! Why the fuck didn¡¯t I think of this earlier? I jumped around like being possessed by the demon of joy, while laughing this insane laugh of evil: ¡°Uahaha! Uhahahaha! Thank you Isekai-ers! Thank you! Thank you thank you thank you thank you!¡± Let-me-tell-you-this! Oh boy... That idea was ... brrrrrrriliant! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-ILIANT! I gathered all the heads Lighted all the candles Brought all the cupcakes Drew a pentagram with orange blood. And offered some unicorn juice. All of that just for a single spell. Yes! THAT spell! ¡°I am! The bone ***** ... As I pray ¡­. ¡° TRACE ON!¡± BOOOM! Everything in the room except me exploded and all the cupcakes vanished. And here it was ¡­ Woaaaaah! A Map! A map suddenly appeared on the wall in the form of burning marks. And do you know what it means? It means that I successfully tracked down where their God is. ¡°Uhaha!¡± ¡°Uhahahaha!¡± Chapter 3: Reincarnated as a Bunny. Three days later, I arrived at the God¡¯s place. He was the God in charge of Reincarnation. I wasn¡¯t aware of him in the first placebecause for some unknown reasons, he didn¡¯t interact with the real world much. His realm was huge, above that of sun and stars, and I had to flew pass Heaven to get there. Such a long ride ... need coffee¡­ But back to our story! There he was, sitting on his golden sparkling throne made of shiny moon rocks, vaping clouds. ¡°Tuttu**! Demon Lord is here!¡± I greeted him, with a cheerful voice. ¡°What!!! Wo-wha-what the fuck are you doing here?¡± Surprised by my sudden visit, the God jumped off his throne and shouted at me with a bewildered face. Love the reaction! We then stared at each other for a short moment. ¡°Monkey! Boar! Bird! Ram! Monkey! Bird! Racoon! ¡°Smoke screen!!!¡± Pwoooooshhhh The God disappeared! But only if I let him! With my speed faster than light, I chased him down. He was very fast so it took me almost half an hour or two hundred times around the earth to catch him. ¡°Got cha! Balu balu balu balu.¡± Ichanted a spell to disable his weird majutsu. ¡°No! Please! Pleaseee! Have mercy!¡± he begged. Why? It¡¯s not like I¡¯m going to hurt you or anything? ¡°Anything but the art exchange!¡± So he is not a fan¡­ ¡°Are you sure?¡± My art is awesome you know? Many people came to me for it you know? ¡°No thank you!¡± Ahh, he refused. My artist¡¯s heart just breaks a little. Sob sob ¡°Well, anyway, I¡¯m here to ask for a favor¡± I said, straight to the point. ¡°W-what do you mean???¡± ¡°I mean ¡­¡± I then explained my situation.
After a loooong time talking. ¡°I see¡­ you are just sick of being too powerful¡­¡± the God said. ¡°Exactly!¡± I said. ¡°And you are NOT wanting to destroy the world?¡± ¡°Yes, YES! Why would I want to destroy the world? Seriously? Are you an idiot? What will I gain from doing that?¡± ¡°I see¡­¡± ¡°So ¡­ about that thing¡­ mehehe¡± ¡°Ahh, you want to be reincarnated in a different world, with the least power as possible¡­¡± ¡°Can you do it?¡± Badum badum badum! My heart was beating so fast as I was waiting for an answer. ¡°Hmmmmmm¡± Hmmm? The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. ¡°Hmmmmmmmmmmm¡± Hmmmmmm ¡­.? ¡°Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Soooooooooooo¡­.? ¡°HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM¡± ¡°CAN YOU FUCKING DO ITTTTTTT???????¡± I got impatient with his ¡°hmmm¡± and shouted. That was NOT polite though¡­ Right? You shouldn''t go around shouting at people just because you are impatient. ¡°Yes! Yes I can! I¡¯m just thinking about the process!¡± ¡°Oh! So that¡¯s what you are doin-- WHAT? YES?" "Yes!" "You can?" "Of course!" Boom! It''s a fucking YES! My heart literally jumped out of my chest and exploded in joy. The God startled. Sorry about that! Teehee! Well, who need hearts anyway. ¡°Ok, listen O¡¯ Great Demon Lord, this is what I¡¯m having in mind¡­¡±
In the end, I was about to be reincarnated into a world called ¡°Online¡±. It was a world with a very weird system that had all of these weird concepts, like level, stats, skills, EXP, love meters¡­ I didn¡¯t understand much, but it sounded like fun, so why not? The power within my soul was too much for a normal body to bear, so the God had to make something called [Demon Lord Seal] to suppress it. That skill would only be removed upon my death. Then, to the ¡°Character creation¡±. ¡°Choose your name, Demon Lord Gruragaramograd the Great numbered Twenty-five point One.¡± A name? Why? ¡°Can¡¯t I use my real name here?¡± I asked. ¡°That name is too long.¡± ¡°I see¡­ Can I choose any name?¡± ¡°Yes! Choose whatever sounds awesome!¡± ¡°Okay ¡­ Hmmm¡­ Thunder!¡± Mehehe, everything sounds cool with thunder. ¡°Already taken.¡± The name was rejected. What? I cannot use a name just because someone has the same name as me? What the hell is that logic? ¡°I¡¯m so sorry, but this is the common sense in that world. Oh, and please be case sensitive.¡± Hmmm¡­I then lost in thoughts for a while. Thinking of a name is very hard you know? ¡°Thunder1!¡± ¡°Already taken¡± ¡°Thunder12!¡± ¡°Taken¡± ¡°Thunder1236835486!¡± ¡°Also taken¡± What the hell is that????? Arrrghhh! ¡°Thunder1234_*MeepMeep*_Lord_of_Lightning_Lava!¡± ¡°I am sorry, but I cannot include sound effects.¡± ¡°Alright! Thunder_xXx_Thunder!¡± If it¡¯s taken this time, i''m going to blow this fawking place up and call it a day! ¡°Oh! It¡¯s available!¡± ¡°Yes! Thunder_xXx_Thunder it is!¡± How awesome was that??? I¡¯m happy.
¡°The next step is choosing your race. But if you want to go for the weakest, how about a slime?¡± ¡°No, I hate slimy things¡­¡± ¡°So what do you like? Lord Gruragaramograd?¡± ¡°Something cute, like deadly cute¡± ¡°Hmmmm ¡­ cute¡­ How about a bunny?¡± ¡°Woahhhh! I¡¯ll take that!¡±
¡°Next, color. I suppose we will go with white then?¡± ¡°What? Ew! Black! Pitch black! Like a ninja!¡± ¡°Hmmm, I can¡¯t do a black bunny¡­¡± What? I can¡¯t go black? You serious bro? ¡°I can do gray though¡± ¡°Aha, then gray it is¡± "Okay! Give me a second..."
¡°Done! And final step, choose your three cheat skills!¡± Pop! Alist containing many cheat skills appeared inside my vision. Interesting! Let¡¯s see¡­ Growth cheat ¡­nope! Level up by breathing ¡­nope! Unlimited money ¡­nope! Stealing skills ¡­nope! Stealing panties ...nope! Be invisible ...nope! Casting magic without mana cost ¡­nope! 500% love meter filling speed ¡­nope! Staying Loli for life ¡­Well ¡­ aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... Nope! ¡°Hey! Those skills are overpowered as fuck! Can I go with none?¡± I hesitated to choose any of those skills on the list. ¡°I¡¯m sorry, this is mandatory.¡± ¡°Hmmmm¡­ okay¡­. Then I will take the Loli --¡± ¡°But we have a ¡®Build your own cheat skill¡¯. However, if you do that, you can only have one instead of three¡± Aha! ¡°PERFECT! Yes!¡± ¡°So, what will your cheat skill be? Have any idea?¡± Hmmm¡­. I can¡¯t go for a too overpowered skill¡­ But cheat skills are supposed to be overpowered¡­ Oh! Got it! Maybe a skill which is useless in battle will do! And a skill that get rid of the most annoying thing in the world! ¡°YES! Can you make a skill so that I won¡¯t have to go poo poo and pee pee?¡± I asked. ¡°Oh boy¡­¡± the God slapped his hand onto his face, let out a long deep sigh. ¡°Can you do it? Can you do it?¡± I asked again, excited. ¡°It will mess up badly with the way biology works¡­ Hmmm ¡­¡± ¡°So ... you can¡¯t make it?¡± I seriously worried about my future. ¡°Actually, I think I have some good idea on how to do that ¡­ Are you sure?¡± ¡°YES!¡± Ting! Oooooooo!What¡¯s this? A message suddenly appeared inside my vision out of nowhere, asking me to confirm stuff. ¡°That¡¯s the message you will see very often in your new world, just focus on what you want to choose¡± the God explained. ¡°Woahhh! Impressive! Ok ¡­ focus ¡­ focus ¡­.¡± Ting! ¡°Bye bye, Demon Lord Gruragaramograd!¡± the God said his goodbye to me, waving his hand. ¡°Ok! Bye bye old man! Thanks for everything!¡± "Take care! And don''t come back!" Of course! Fuck yeah! <...one!> Swoooosh! Just like that, I was sucked into a black hole full of rainbows and my soul descended upon the world named Online... ¡­ into a tiny fluffy ball of fur. Ting! Chapter 4: First tears Tatata tatatadaaaa! Tatata tatatadaaaa!~ Ting! ¡°Cupcakede*******¡± (censored, duh!) The narrative has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. Woooooshhhh! Just like that, i woke up and found myself inside a forest.
I opened my eyes. Woahhhhhhh! Trees! Trees!! Trees!!! And trees!!!! Andthose trees... Damn! Sobig! No, huge! Massive! Gigantic! That means¡­ Tadaaaa! I¡¯m small now! ¡°Body check!¡± I shouted. Tiny arms. Tiny legs. Tiny belly. Tiny head. Long ears. Small nose. Tiny tail. Woohoo! ¡°Oh my¡­ ¡°Oh - my - god¡­¡± I screamed internally while hugging my head with both hands, andchecked everything one more time. "Woaaaaaaahh," my body trembled in joy and happiness. My ears stood up long and straight and my vision blurred. Tear streamed frommy big round eyes... "YES! Finally,Ihave achieved the biggest dream of my life, the dream of becoming normal and weak!" "Fuwah~" My back fell onto the bed ofgreen fluffygrass. I looked up, saw rays of sunlight passing through many layers of leaves. Beautiful. Sob. Dear Mom and dad, I just want to let you know,that i did it.And from the bottom of my heart,I''m sorry, fornot being a good son,for leaving our beautiful world behind¡­ and mostly, fornot living up to your expectations as a Demon Lord. But please, mom, dad¡­please understand,and forgive me.Because I, your little Gruraga,must live the life that I truly desire. Chapter 5: When hunger strikes.
I was laying down on the ground watching rays of sunlight passing through layers and layers of leaves, eavesdropping birds¡¯ communication while thinking about what to do with the cute baby ladybug landed on top of my little lubricated nose... Suddenly. Bbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Whoahhh! Did my belly just speak? I startled. No. Oh no! I¡¯m hungrey! What. What am I supposed to d- Oh~ Chomp! That was a crunchy ladybug.
The baby ladybug was a nice little snack. But sadly, it was not enough to satisfy my monstrous appetite. So I got up, did some stretches, straightened my ears and wiped my whiskers clean to get ready. And ready for what you ask? What? You don¡¯t know? Oh my¡­ Let me ask you this: What will a bunny do when he is hungry?? Will he lie down under the sun and do some photosynthesis? No no no no you are wrong. Bunnies are not PLANTS! So, the bunny will go... HUNTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. (Say it with a deep voice, friend). Yes, hunting, my friend. That¡¯s what I was about to do next: go around and look for some juicy chunks of animal meat. But first, I had to do some warm-up and checked my status.
~Status page~ Name: Thunder_xXx_Thunder Race: Grass rabbit Level: 1 Class: None ************************************ Parameter HP: 15/15 MP: 10/10 Stamina: 25/25If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. Hunger: 30/100 PATK: 10 PDEF: 2 MATK: 5 MDEF: 5 STR: 1 (+5 PATK +2 PDEF +5HP +5 Stamina) AGI: 5 (+5 Speed + 5 PATK) INT: 1 (+10 MP +5 MATK +5 MDEF) VIT: 1 (+10 HP + 20 Stamina) LUK: 5 Free points: 0 ************************************ Loot: Uncommon+5% Rare+2.5% Awesome+1% Oh my god+0.25% Legendary!+0.005% What-the-fuck+0.000% ************************************ Skill: Demon Lord Seal. No poop no pee. Quick feet.
Then, when I was done with my long ass status page, I thought about the next thing to do. For hunting, you need a weapon. And thus... "I need to make weapons!" I then looked around for material and instantly found a stick that happened to be right next to me. What a coincidence! I picked it up. Ting! Aha! Cool! But a normal stick was no good for hunting, so I chewed it to make a pointy end. Awesome! And you know what? Why not make a stick with two pointy ends? SO - FUCKING - COOL! Yes! More pointy ends! @#$@#!##$%^#$ Tadaaa! Hmm... I want to make more pointy ends, but if I keep doing this it might not be a stick anymore. I decided to stop. BUT! Mehehehe. You know what? Two is always better than one. So I picked up another stick. And did the same thing. @#$@#!##$%^ And thus, with the two sticks in my hand... "Rarrrr! I''m invincible!"
I went around looking for my prey. It was a massive forest, with many kinds of plants, mushrooms and insects. The flowers were awesomely beautiful too. But unluckily, I couldn¡¯t find anything for my dinner¡­ ¡­ until I arrived at ... a HUGE swamp! Ribbit~ Ribbit ribbit~ Ribbit~ Ribbit ribbit ribbit~ Ribbit~ Oh - my - god. You won¡¯t believe what I¡¯m about to tell you. That swamp¡­ Was full of giant frog ! What? Not surprised? Never mind. Anyways, that swamp was full of giant frog, and by giant, I mean really really big! Bigger than a house! Of course, not a rabbit house. A human house! Oh, you ask why did I know that? Because there were humans hunting for frogs in the swamp too! Yes, a young couple was fighting their battle of death. I decided to hide behind a leaf and watched the scene, as I wanted to learn about the combat style of my enemies. And suddenly. CHOMP! ¡°Noooooooooooooo!!!!!! WateRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!¡± One giant frog just ate the girl named WateR. Emergency!!!! Pttts! Friends! Friends! New Chapter? No, this is not a new chapter. This is an Emergency! E-M-E-R-G-E-N-C-Y! Oh no. Ooooooh no... Because of me breaking the fourth wall many times to interact with you guys... Something nasty from outside just sneaked into our story. Heavy breathing¡­ Oh boy. Oh boy¡­ Ohhhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyyyy.... This is not good. Not good at all! Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. This aura i¡¯m feeling, is very very very dangerous. And I don¡¯t think it is a friend, guys. Sniff sniff. Yes, definitely not a friend! But don¡¯t worry guys! Even if i¡¯m not a Demon Lord with unmatched power anymore,I will try to deal with this somehow. I will protect this story at all cost! Anyways,I will keep this story going. Please look forward to my further notices. I will let you know if something happened. Well, I guess that it. See you later, friend. Be careful. Oh, and if you¡¯re an MC like me, don¡¯t break any walls friend. It¡¯s dangerous. Bye bye! *Viiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn* *Swooosh* *Phssoooooowwwww* Bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! What a nice landing! Very nice! VERYNICE! Bahaha! Bahahahahaha! Behold! I am the chosen one! I am The Alpha and Omega! The Creator and the most powerful being in this Universe!!!! Tremble! Tremmmmmble before me you weaklings!!!!! As I! The Great and Awesome Bluebery! Will destroy the bunny! And put a stop on all of these bullshit storytelling! Mark my words¡­ Bahahahaha! Bahahaha! Bahaha! Chapter 6: Still no food
¡°Nooooooo!!!! WateeeeRRRRRR!!!!! ¡°MMmmmmmm Track-!!! MMMmmmmmm Suitt!!!!¡± ¡°WateRRRR!!!!!¡± ¡°Tracksuitt!!¡± This girl WateR and this guy Tracksuitt were desperate. And it was heartbreaking watching this couple, so I decided to help them. ¡°Don¡¯t worry guys!!!! I¡¯m coming!!!!¡± - I screamed, and with the two sticks in my hand, ¡°Quick feet activate!¡± *Woooshh* My body felt lighter. ¡°Charrrrrrgeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!¡± I activated my speed boosting skill and dashed at full speed towards the giant frog. With my incredible speed, I sprinted on the water surface, cut through half of the swamp in the blink of an eye and and closed the distance. *Hup!* Dodged a floating log! A frog was in the way! *Hip!* Jumped pass it! And here it was! ¡°Heyyyaaa!!!!!¡± I kicked the water, launched myself at the frog! And poked the stick in its belly! ¡°DIEEEEE!!!!!¡± The stick sunk half of its length into the frog¡¯s body... And then¡­ ... *BEP!* ... <45 Free points gained> Stick Arts level 3> ¡°A ¡­ bunny?¡± ... The giant frog exploded like a balloon. Blood, guts, undigested food and all kinds of body fluids splashed on my body. But the most terrifying thing was¡­ SLIMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Couldn¡¯t stand being covered in disgusting slimes, I gave up on the frog meat and retreated. Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions. Luckily, I found a pool of clean rain water just happened to be near by and used it to wash my body. Blood and guts and everything did come off. But the smell was still horrible¡­ ¡°Urrrghhhh¡­¡± - I made a disgusted face¡­ And completely lost my appetite¡­ For a whole five minutes.
¡°Oh boy ¡­ still no food for me¡­¡± ¡°BBBBBbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr¡± My belly let out a depressing wail¡­ I continued to look so hardfor food, but no matter how long i tried, I still found nothing. Sorry belly¡­ I failed you ¡­ - I thought¡­ But, Just a few seconds before all hope was lost, I suddenly realized¡­ Waitttt¡­. Waitttt a second!!!!! Why the hell do I need to go hunting in the first place??? I am a bunny! I am not a predator!!!!! Woahhhh!!!! Woooooooooahhhh!!!!!! And just like that, *Woah pow!* And idea came up! I gave up hunting, and quickly prepared a different plan in mind¡­ First, I have to find a grassland!
After a while looking, I found a vast grassland which also happened to be right nearby. ¡°Yosshhh!!!! This is perfect!¡± - I spoke to myself and laid down on the grass. Closed my eyes... And just laid there¡­ Quietly¡­ ¡­ ¡­ Quiet¡­ Solf breathing... And no body motions whatsoever¡­ ... Completely quiet¡­ ¡­ Just like a ninja¡­ ... Minus the presence hiding... ¡­ And¡­ Just after a few minutes, My plan worked! I could hear it coming from the sky!!! ¡°Screeeeeeeeecccccccchhhhhhhhh!!!!!!¡± An eagle! An eagle was coming for me!!! It glided a few circles around to confirm my death. And then¡­ ¡°Scrrreeeeeeeeeeeccccchhhhhhh!!!!!¡± Launched itself straight towards me like an arrow! After the eagle came near enough, With a *Hup!*, I did a kick up! And got myself immediately into a combat position! The Eagle didn¡¯t even slow down. ¡°Scrrreeeeechhhhh!!!!¡± - It raised its deadly claw! ¡°Come!!!! I acknowledged you as my worthy opponent!¡± - I grabbed my two dear weapons tightly, readied for the deadly clash! ¡°Hahahahahaha!!!!¡± ¡°Scrrrreeeechhhhh!!!!¡± ¡°Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!¡± ¡°Scrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeccchhhhh!!!!¡± ¡°HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!¡± SCRRRRRRRREEEEEEECCCCHHHHHH!!!!!¡± ¡°DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!¡± - I jumped at the eagle! This is! THE BLOW OF DEATH!!!!! ¡°Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Bunnyyyyy!!!!!¡± (???) ... Whattt????
Sadly, Right at that critical moment, A young girl appeared out of nowhere, launched herself at and grabbed me. *Hurrrghh!!!* I thought my head hit the ground, but landed on something squishy instead. WHat!!? Who the Fawk is this girlll!!!???? ¡°Go away! Go away!!!! Bad bird!!! Don¡¯t touch the bunny!!!¡± ¡°Scrrreeeecchhhhh!!!!!¡± ¡°Noooooo!!!! Don¡¯t goooo!!!!!¡± ¡°Go awayyyy!!!!!¡± ¡°Nooooo!!!!! Let me gooo!!!!¡± ¡°Nooo!!! Don¡¯t touch the bunny!!!!¡± ¡°Noooo!!!!!! Come back!!! Comee backkk!!!!!¡± ¡°My PRECIOUSSSSSSS!!!!!!¡± ¡­ I screamed desperately, twisted my body in every direction to try to escape from the girl. But in the end, It was pointless¡­ No¡­. Oh no... *Sob sob*... Just like that¡­ With the help of this senseless girl¡­ My dinner escaped¡­ Too depressed, I gave up on everything, dropped my sticks on the ground and just let the girl do anything she wanted¡­ Another girl came right after that. ¡°Meetty! What were you thinking? That was dangerous!¡± ¡°But ¡­ But! Riku! ¡­ I just can¡¯t let the bunny die!¡± ¡°This bunny?¡± ¡°Yes! This bunny!¡± ¡°Hmmm ... Now I look at it, it¡¯s quite a cute one.¡± ¡°Right? Right?¡± ¡°But it¡¯s weird. It looks kinda sad.¡± ¡°Oh, now that you mentioned it, his eyes are truly sad!¡± ¡°Hmmmmmmmm¡­¡­¡± ¡°Hmmmmmmmmm¡­.¡± What? What are you looking at? Of course i¡¯m sad! You just chased my food away you know? ¡°Maybe he¡¯s hungry!¡± Duh! ¡°Yeah!!!!¡± Duh! ¡°Let¡¯s bring him home!¡± What??? I just heard something funny¡­ ¡°Yeah!!! Let¡¯s bring him home and take care of him!¡± What??? Wait!!! Wait a minute!!!! Are you morons kidnapping me? ¡°Yes! Let¡¯s go Riku! ... Ooops! Look! He¡¯s wiggling his arm in joy!¡± No! No!!!! I¡¯m not in joy! Let me go! Let me goo!!!!¡± ¡°Yeah! And let¡¯s feed him a lot of delicious food later!¡± No! No! I don¡¯t want delicious food later you senseless piece of s- .. what?!???? ¡°YEAH!¡± Hmmm ¡­ Hmmmmmmmmmm... Alright... You now have permission to carry me. ¡­ And, Just like that, I blindly let myself being kidnapped by the two little girl. But little did i know¡­ It was a LIE! Those delicious food was NOT nearly as goodas I thought it would be... Chapter 6.5: Stick ¡°Haha, Tracksuitt! Hahaha! You¡¯re funny! A bunny? No way!!¡± ¡°No! I¡¯m not joking, WateR! There was really a bunny! It came out of nowhere and then BAM! The frog just exploded!¡± ¡°Are you serious? Grass bunnies are just level 1 monsters, there¡¯s no way it can defeat a giant frog!¡± ¡°It''s the truth!¡± ¡°Hmmmmm ¡­¡± ¡°What?¡± ¡°Did you buy any weird looking mushroom from the dragon loli again?¡± ¡°What???? No!!!¡± *Stareeeeeeee* ¡°Well ¡­ I... Oh my god! Look!¡±Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. ¡°What? Don¡¯t you change the subject!¡± ¡°No! I¡¯m serious! Look! Look!¡± ¡°What? Where?¡± ¡°There!¡± ¡°Where?¡± ¡°There! I¡¯m pointing at it!¡± ¡°What? ¡­ a ... stick?¡± ¡°Yes! That stick!¡± ¡°Are you ¡­ okay¡­? ¡°Of course! That¡¯s the bunny¡¯s stick! There¡¯s no way a normal stick would look like that!¡± ¡°Hmmmm¡­.¡± ¡°Let¡¯s pick it up and see¡± ¡­ ¡°Hup!¡± *BOOOM!!* ¡°Woahhhhhhh!!!!!! POWERRRRR!!!!!¡± ¡°Oh my god! Your muscles!!!! ¡°Shittttttt! I¡¯m so ripped!!! No way!¡± ¡°No way!¡± ¡°Hahahaha!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!¡± Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Chapter 7: I wont eat no shit! ... [Lrod_Voldemith]: Oh no! [Albuss]: ??? [Lrod_Voldemith]: Ilost the material for my WAND! [Albuss]: Ooops!! [Hairy_P]: Hahaha! [Ron1623]: RIP! [Hormoine_Ginger]: Holly shit! [Albuss]: Holy shit indeed! [Dobby]: Oh my... [Severed Nape]: 100 years of cultivation! [Serious_Darkness]: +f [Kawaii_Bot]: Serious_Darkness has paid their respect <3 [Hairy_P]: +f [Kawaii_Bot]: Hairy_P has paid their respect <3 [J. K. RowLiing]: +f [Kawaii_Bot]: J. K. RowLiing has paid their respect <3 [Lrod_Voldemith]: +f [Kawaii_Bot]: Lrod_Voldemith has paid their respect <3 ...
I raised my head, looked at Meetty in the eyes. Then looked down.This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. Then looked up. Then looked down. Then looked up. Then down again, at the green thingy in front of me. ¡°Seriously?¡± ¡°Eat! Bunny, Eat!¡± Meetty said. ¡°You want me to eat this?¡± I pointed at the thing, looked up. ¡°Eat! Don¡¯t be shy, it¡¯s delicious!¡± "Heh?It¡¯s green you know?Green means poison you know?'' ¡°Eat!¡± "No no no no.You¡¯re crazy, little girl.This thing is NOT edible!" I then looked up atMeetty again, desperately tried to deliver my encrypted message byblink blinkme eyes. But sadly, she couldn¡¯t understand it. ¡°Riku! The bunny doesn¡¯t want to eat the cabbage!!!¡± Misty shouted. "What?Garbage?Why the hell do you want me to eat garbage?Are you insane?" ¡°Oh no!¡± Meetty then gasped. ¡°What are we supposed to do?¡± "What to do? Come on!"I pulled my ears in frustration. "Just give me some real food!" Riku thenput a very weird thing in front of me. "What about this?" Hmm... This is¡­ white? And round? Is this a ...? ¡°Eat, bunny, eat this!¡± The thing didn''t look that bad, so I decided to try. O-ok¡­ Maybe this is fine ... i guess? It¡¯s white, then no poison¡­ I thought so, and slowly approached the thing with caution. Sniff sniff... Oh hell I was wrong! ¡°NO!¡± I shouted and kicked the thing away. "This is NOT a brain!" "You liars! "LIARS!!! "LIARRRRRRRS!!!" ¡°Oh no! Not the cauliflower!!!¡± "What? What flower? This is NOT a flower! Flowers are colorful you know?" Arghhh!!!!! What¡¯s with these two idiots!? How come there are no fucking human with a normal brain? ¡°No¡­ The bunny won¡¯t eat anything¡­ what do we do?¡± Meetty then asked Riku the same question as before. Ireached my limit. "Oh for fuck sake! Just give me some real food!I was a Demon Lord you know?I¡¯d rather die of starvation than eating shit!" ¡°Riku ....¡± Meetty looked at Riku with a sad face. Riku then for unknown reason, poked my belly. ¡°Ouch! What the hell?¡± ¡°Hmmm... maybe¡­¡± she squinted her eyes. "Huh?Maybe what?" ¡°...he is sick?¡± "What?No no no no¡­"I shook my head, but they didn''t notice. ¡°Oh no! You¡¯re right! He might be sick!¡± And they convinced themseves the wrong way! "No!I am not sick!" ¡°Let¡¯s take him to the doctor tomorrow!¡± "Heh? "No! I refuse!" ¡°Yeah! Let¡¯s visit doctor BIZARRE!¡± "What?Doc what?" ¡°Yeah! Doctor BIZARRE is good!¡± "NO!He¡¯s NOT good!He has this strange name...andit''s all capitalized!" ¡°Don¡¯t worry little bunny, doctor BIZARRE is awesome!¡± "NO! I''m telling you! He is not! HE - IS - NOT!" ¡°And he will cure your illness and you will be healthy again!¡± "Nooooo..!" "NooooooOOOOOOO!" I screamed and fought with all my might to get away. But unfortunately, those girls were stronger. "Help me¡­" I seriously cried. Following that, after torturing me with all kind of shit, the two little morons put me inside a cage so I couldn¡¯t run. I thenthought about the doctor and instantly shivered."Shit. What''s with that fucking dangerous name?" My life was on the line. Now I have to break this damncage open and get the hell out of here! Hmmmmmm, can¡¯t find the bunny¡­ where is he hiding? Chapter 8: Inside the cage
¡°Seven-eight-five-six¡± *Tick Tick* ¡°Tsk!¡± ... ¡°Seven-eight-six-five¡± *Tick tick* ¡°Nope!!¡± ... ¡°Seven-six-five-eight¡± *Tick tick* ¡°Arrrghhh!!!¡± ... ¡°Must be this one!¡­ Seven-six-eight-five¡± ... *Tick tick* ¡­ ¡°Oh Come on!!!!! Why? Why!?? Why!!!??¡± I screamed in frustration ¡°Whyyyy the fawk do you have to use COMBINATION lock!!!???¡±
*Hah-hah...* My face reddened as my heartbeat raised... My breathe felt heavy, Sweat was all over my body¡­ Shit¡­ I underestimated them¡­ Those girls are so crazy indeed... For some unknown reason, the girls put me inside an iron cage, with a huge four digits combination lock. I had tried everything, from bending and chewing the bars, to even used my paws to dig a tunnel. But in the end, nothing worked. The only way is to crack this fawking lock open! *Hah - hahh* - felt like I could do some killing¡­ I¡¯m shaking... ¡°Calm down me, calm down... ¡° - I spoke to myself, tried to stay calm. *Fiiiiiiiifffff¡­.* - I inhaled many air. ¡°Fuuuuuuu¡­.~* - And exhaled slowly. ¡­ ¡°Yosh! One more time¡­ *Fiiiiiiifffffff¡­.* *Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu¡­.~* ¡­ ¡°One more.¡± *Fiiiiiiifffffff¡­.* *Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu¡­.~* ¡­ And then, Slowly, my heart calmed. ¡°...Good! Let¡¯s try again!¡± This time, I closed my eyes, searched through my memories¡­ ... *Woooosh* - dived into the memory vortex of the far past¡­ ... And then, I saw it, The face of my dear old brother as he spoke in an old guru voice: ¡°When inside the Escape room, don¡¯t over think, and don¡¯t you panic. Look for clues that are obvious,This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. and things are not supposed to be there¡­ then the answer will soon come to you. And remember, no matter what happens, stay cool.¡± Yes, brother¡­ Stay cool¡­ Stay cool¡­ ... Hmmm... Weird¡­ I¡¯ve already looked at everything¡­ So why? Why? Maybe¡­ There¡¯s still something I missed¡­? Hmmm... Okay, Again! Firstly, pebbles. One-two-three-four-five-six-seven pebbles. So... The first number must be seven. Secondly, flower pots. One-two-three-four-five-six flower pots. Hmmm... Six it is. Next, bars. One-two-three-four-five-six-seven-eight iron bars. Must be eight then. And, Finally, Those weird looking rocks next to my cage. Very obvious clue. Must be it! One-two-three-fo-... ¡°Oink! What the hell are you doing!? It¡¯s so creepy Oink!¡± ¡°What???¡± A fat looking animal with pink skin screamed at me as I was looking at the final clue. A ¡­ pig? ¡°Oink! Why are you looking at my poop?¡± What? ¡°What?? Your what!??¡± ¡°MY POOP!! Why-are-you-staring-at-MY-POOP!?¡± ¡°...¡± ¡°PASSIONATELY!¡± ¡­ What!? ... Wait a minute¡­ ... Seriously? These rocks are poops? ¡°Your p-p-pooop?¡± ¡°YES! My poop! They belong to ME! And who the hell are you? A poop bunny?¡± Poop bunny? What the hell is a poop bunny? ¡°NO! I¡¯m not! I am... Ey! Who the fawk are you??¡± ¡°Answer my my question first, Oink! Pervert!¡± What? Per what!?? ¡°Pervert! Pervert!!!¡± What!? WhY?? ¡°Stop it! Why the fawk are you calling me that!?¡± ¡°You are not a poop bunny! Then you¡¯re a pervert! A poop pervert!¡± What!???? Seriously?? ¡°What the hell is a poop pervert!?? Are you insane??¡± ¡°Oink! Pervert! Poop pervert!! POOVERT!¡± ¡°NO! Cut it out! I¡¯m NOT! I¡¯m telling you, I¡¯m no poop bunny and I¡¯m NOT a poooover-WHATEVER!!¡± ¡°Hmmmmmmmmm¡­¡­¡± - The pig then stared at me. *Stareeeeeeeeeeeeeee* ¡­ ¡°Ey!! What are you doing?¡± ¡°Stareeeee¡­ Oink? You¡¯re not?¡± ¡°YES!¡± ¡°Oink? Are you sure?¡± ¡°Yes!¡± ¡°Hmmm... you know¡­oink...¡± ¡°Huh?¡± ¡°It¡¯s not like¡­¡± ¡°Huh?...¡± ¡°It¡¯s-... I-i¡­¡± ¡°What??? It what!???? ¡°IT! -...¡± ¡°WHATTTT??? AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BLUSHING!???¡± ¡°...¡± ¡­ ... Wait¡­ ¡­ Wait a second¡­ ... Oh no¡­ Oh no no no no no. Don¡¯t tell me... ¡°IT¡¯S NOT LIKE I HATE IT BAKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!¡± Holy shit!!!!!! I frozed¡­ Two steps back ¡­ then frozed again¡­ I wished the cage was wider... ¡°Well...¡± ¡°...¡± ¡°You can have them if you want¡­¡± ¡°...¡± "I know that bunny has a thing for poop, oink..." ... ¡°But it¡¯s just a little bit... ¡° ¡°...¡± ¡°Embarrassed you know?¡± ¡­ LIKE HELL I KNOW!!!! ¡­ And then, We stared at each other again, Awkwardly... ...
¡°Y-y-you... seriously... don¡¯t want my¡­ p-??¡± ¡°NO!!!! I¡¯m NOT! I don¡¯t want anything with your SHIT!!!!¡± ¡°So why was you STARINGGGG!!!!!!!¡± ¡°I was just looking for a CLUEEEEE!!!¡± ¡°Who would look for clue in THATTTTT!!!! ¡°It¡¯s for the fawking combination lock right THERE!!!¡± ¡°What?¡± ¡°It¡¯s for the LOCK!¡± ¡­ ¡°Hmmm¡­¡± ¡°What???¡± ¡°Oink? Seriously?¡± ¡°Yes, I¡¯m serious! I was looking for clues for the combination lock and just happened to saw your fawking poop!¡± ¡°What are you saying? Oink? What do you mean clues ????...¡± ¡°Jeeeezzz!!! I mean¡­ And then, I spent a while explaining what I was doing to the pig.
¡°Oink! Thunder_xXx_Thunder, were you seriously looking for clues like that?¡± ¡°Well...yes...¡± ¡°It¡¯s not going to work!¡±¡± ¡°What? What are you saying?¡± ¡°Just think about it, oink! Who the heck was stupid enough to lock you up and then put clues inside your cage so you can find it and escape? oink???¡± What?... ¡°Oh no¡­ Pingy, you¡¯re¡­ right!¡± ¡°Of course I am! Oink! Well, if you want to get out that badly ¡­¡± ¡°Huh?¡± ¡°I just happened to know the numbers, oink¡­¡± ¡°What??? You do!??? What is it?? Tell me!¡± ¡°Well, I can tell you ¡­ but ¡­ what¡­ what do i gain from helping you ?¡± What??? Is she wanting something from me?? As I wondering about that, I noticed Pingy''s eyes fixed to the thing next to me. ¡°Well, I can give you ¡­ this?¡±-I pointed at all green stuffs that Meetty gave me. ¡°OINK!¡± Aha! ¡°Can I have them all ?¡± ¡°Yes! Just give me the numbers¡± ¡°Okay oink~¡± Yes! Finally! I can can get out of here! ¡°It¡¯s -...¡± But then, Pingy stopped¡­ ¡°What? What are the numbers? Ey! Tell me!¡± ¡°On a second thought, oink! There must be a reason why Meetty locked you inside the cage!¡± What?? ¡°No! There is NOT even a single reason!!!¡± ¡°I won¡¯t trust you! Oink! You don¡¯t have the eyes of an innocent you know?¡± ¡°What???? My eyes what? Why!???¡± ¡°You might look cute, but I can see your eyes filled with darkness and death! Oink!¡± What? How can you even see that shit? ¡°You might be a wanted criminal! Oink!¡± ¡°No! I¡¯m NOT!¡± ¡°Or a serial killer!¡± ¡°No!!!!!¡± ¡°Or even a Demon Lord!¡± What?? ¡°...¡± ¡°How the hell can you even come up with that!!????¡± ¡°Like I said, it¡¯s all reflected in your eyes, oink! The shadow of all the victims .... oinkkkkk ¡­ It gives me chills ¡­¡± ¡°What? Please !!! Pleasee believe me!!!¡± ¡°I¡¯m sorry Mr Bunny, I am not the one to decide. Oink. You will have to wait for Meetty to release you. ¡­ And then, Pingy turned around and walked away¡­ ¡°WAITTTT!!! NO!!!! PLEASEEE!!!¡± ¡°I¡¯m SORRYY!!!! I CAN¡±T! OINK!!!¡± ¡°WAITTTT!!!! I DON¡¯T WANT TO GO TO DOCTOR BIZARRE!!!!¡± ... Suddenly, the Pig stopped. And she returned! ¡°On another second thought, Oink, I will release you right now.¡± ¡°Huh?¡± ¡°Doctor BIZARRE is bad! Oink! You might even lose your life !¡± ¡°What? What do you know about him?¡± ¡°Well, I met him a while ago, oink, and he gave me this thing called DIET! Oink!" ¡°Oh no¡­ That sounds very¡­¡± ¡°I know, oink, that thing is pure evil. So run away! Run away oink!¡± ¡°Yes! Thank you very much.¡± ¡°The code is One-two-three-four oink¡± ¡­ What??? *Clank Clank!* ¡°Holy shit! It opened!¡± ¡°Yes! Now go! Oink!¡± ¡°Ok! Thank you!¡± ¡°You¡¯re welcome, oink. But-¡± ¡°Huh?¡± ¡°You sure you don¡¯t want this? Oink?¡± - Pingy said and pointed at the green stuffs. ¡°Ah, no thanks. You can have it all.¡± ¡°You seriously sure? Oink? It¡¯s very delicious you know?¡± ¡°Ahh, I¡¯m sure. I don¡¯t want it. I¡¯m only wanting to have some m-...¡± ... Waiitttttttttt...... ... Waitt a second!!!! ... ¡°What? Oink? Some what?¡± ¡­ ¡°Oink!?? Why are you staring at me like that oink???¡± ¡­ ¡°And w-why your eyes are sparking oinkkk!?!??? ... "Oink? Are you drooling????¡± ... ¡°Wait! Wait!!! Oink!!! Wait!!! ¡­ ¡°Nooo!!! Noooooo!!! Don¡¯t come here! Oink!!! Stoppp!!!! STOPPPPP!!!!!¡± ,,, ¡°Noooo!!!! OINKKKK!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! OINKKKKKKKKK!!!!!¡± ¡­ "OINKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!" Grrrr...Why can''t I find the bunny!!!?? Whyy!?!?!?? ... Oh! Wait a minute! If I can''t find him now... Then I''ll just have to look for him in the past!!!! Yes!!! The past!! Bahaha!!!! Bahahahahahaha! WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Chapter 9: Demon Boar of Madness I licked the red liquid on my face¡­ It was warm And tasted delicious... ¡°Urrghhh¡­ you¡¯re quite strong, Pingy.¡± Unfortunately, that was my own blood.
¡°Oink!!! What the hell is wrong with you!? Why are you attacking me!!??¡± - Pingy screamed in confusion. A moment ago, I successfully landed a bite on Pingy. But for some unknown reason, it failed to take her down, and she immediately retaliated with a powerful kick to my face. My nose bled and I started seeing stars. ¡°Oink!!! I¡¯m asking you!!! What the hell is wrong with you? Oink!???¡± - Pingy shouted again. I knew it was rude not answering her... But! In a real battle, waste no time in meaningless conversations! And knowing that, I did a kick up, got back on my two feet and readied¡­ ¡°Quick feet¡­ ACTIVATE!¡± *Woosh!* - I dashed. ¡°Wha-¡± Headbutt!!! ¡°Oink!!!!¡± Right to the nose! Next! ¡°Heya!!!¡± Spinning kickkk!!!! ¡°Oinkk!!!!¡± Smashed the face! Next!Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings. ¡°Ora!!!¡± Double kick of spinning!!! ¡°Oinkkk!!!!¡± Right in the stomach! And! Finally!!! Triple kick of spinning very fast!!! ¡°ORAAAAA!!!!¡± ¡°Oinkkkk!!!¡± *CLANG!* My last kick sent Pingy flying, crashed to the iron cage and bent some bars. I then landed on all four and grabbed the grass to maintain balance¡­ Hah-hah - Heavy breathing... Yes! Victory! - That was what I thought. But immediately after that, I realized, I was so damn wrong! ¡°Ouch¡­ It hurts¡­ IT HURTS!... I don¡¯t know what the hell is wrong with you, but you just got yourself into a very serious trouble you know?¡± What??? How can she survive my spinning kick of death combo??? ¡°You want to mess with me? Huh? You want to taste some shit, huh? HUH?¡± Huh? ¡°BUNNY!¡± *BOOM!!!* Just like that, the air around Pingy exploded! The ground below her sunk with many cracks. Her body tripled in size. Her eyes turned crimson red, And the air she exhaled also had a dark color! ¡­ What? What the hell is this? What is this fawking power? And what are those glowing th- *Thud!* Something hit my stomach ¡­ ¡°Blarghhh!¡± - I vomited blood. And before my brain could process what was going on, ¡°Blargh!¡± Another hit landed! Shit! She¡¯s too fast! can¡¯t keep up! One moment Pingy was right there ten meters away from me, the moment later, she was gone, and I found myself flying above the clouds¡­ But that was not all. As I was falling back down, I saw it¡­ The shining things! Fuck! Tusks!!! I see! She wants to impale me with those tusks! ... Haha... I fawked up¡­ *Wooooshhhh!!!* - The sound of wind. I was falling fast¡­ Shit¡­ When did I mess up? Why is she so damn strong? *Woooooossssshhhhhhh!!!!!* She¡¯s just two levels higher than me! *Wooooooooooooooooooossssssshhhhhhhhh!!!!!* Just two le- Wait! WAIT! WAITTTTT!!!! ¡°DIE!!! BUNNY!!!!! DIEEE!!!!¡± ¡°ALL STATS TO STRENGTH!¡± *BOOOM!!!!!!* The sound of an explosion shook heaven and earth. ¡­ . . .
¡°Hah...hah¡­ finally¡­¡± I got up again on my two feet. My mind was hazy. I could see my own bone pierced through the skin of my right arm and along with it, an incredible throbbing pain that made me want to scream my lungs out. However, The adrenaline rush put a smile on my face. ¡°I won¡­ nice fight!¡± - I said and jumped off Pingy, who was knocked out unconscious. And after that, *Plop plop!* I pushed the bone back, then screamed ¡°Arrrghhhhhh!!!!¡± as I twisted my arm back to its original state. The two sticks and a rope that happened to be right nearby worked wonderfully as immobilizing tools. ¡°Hehe, now then¡­¡± I slowly walked towards Pingy. But just when I was about to say ¡°Itadakimatsu¡±, It happened: Haha¡­ What a joke... ... My vision then filled with darkness. ¡­ I laughed... bitterly... As in the end, ... I couldn¡¯t eat Pingy. But fortunately, I didn¡¯t die either. Because as I opened my eyes again, I found myself in- ¡°Eat! Bunny, Eat!¡± ... ??? ¡°Eat! Don¡¯t be shy, it¡¯s delicious!¡± What???? ¡°Eat!¡± What the hell is this!???? Meetty? ¡°Riku! The bunny doesn¡¯t want to eat the cabbage!!!¡± WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HEREEEEE????? Bahahahahaha!!!!! I did it!!! I DID ITTTTTT!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Emergency!!!!! Ptttttssssss! Friends! Friends! Ptttttssss! It¡¯s me! Emergency!!! Oh no¡­ This is bad¡­ Very very bad¡­ *Heavy breathing¡­* Fu.. Fuuuuuu¡­ This story has been stolen from Royal Road. If you read it on Amazon, please report it I can feel it! Something weird is happening in our story! The last chapter ended in the wrong way. I don¡¯t remember seeing Meetty after I woke up from the fight! ¡­ Instead of that, I should be- ¡­ No¡­. Wait¡­ Wait!! Arrghhhhh!!!! Shit!!! I should be¡­ ... ...doing what? ¡­ Arghhhhhh!!!! Arrggggggghhhhh!!!! Why???? Whyyyyyy??? Why can¡¯t I remember!? Shit! No No no no no¡­ This... This can¡¯t be happening! How.. How??? ... I-I...I¡­ I don¡¯t ¡­ ... I¡¯m losing my own memories! I can¡¯t remember things anymore! What.. What is happening? Oh no¡­ Wha- M-My legs..? I can¡¯t see my legs!!!! AAAAAA!!!! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! ¡­ . . .. ¡­ . .. Fu ¡­ fu .. fu ¡­ fu¡­ fu¡­ Calm down¡­ ¡­ Friends, Calm down¡­ ... Fuu¡­. My legs are still here¡­ ¡­ Fuu¡­. Just some imagination¡­ ¡­ Fuu... ... Stay cool¡­ Yes, Stay cool¡­ ¡­ Right, ... Right, Let¡¯s continue our story¡­. Maybe I¡¯ll remember things again... ¡­ Yes,... That should work¡­ ... No worries¡­ Maybe I¡¯m just too tired¡­ ¡­ Yes,... Must be it! The lack of sleep hurts the memory¡­ ¡­ I will go to bed early tonight ... And tomorrow everything will return to normal... ¡­ Yes¡­ That will do! Please look forward to the next chapter¡­ ... Everything is going to be fine¡­ ¡­ Fu¡­ ¡­ Everything is going to be fine... Chapter 10: ??? Okay, friends! Here we go. Hmmm¡­ Let¡¯s do a time skip and pass through the recent events.
¡°Eat! Bunny, Eat!¡± Meetty and Riku tried to trick me into eating some weird looking pieces of stuff... Blah blah blah ... just seconds before I could ¡°chomp¡± on Pingy, my hunger meter ran out and I was immediately put into hibernating mode. An apple fell down from a tree, dealing 1 damage to bunny. ... ¡­ ¡­ ... ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ *crack¡­* ... ¡­ *crack crack¡­* ...Love this novel? Read it on Royal Road to ensure the author gets credit. ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ... ¡­ ¡­ Fifth wall: *crack* ... And then I opened my eyes: ¡°Eat! Bunny, Eat!¡± ... WHATTTTT????? Again??? ¡­ FAWK!!!! ¡­ Wha- Arghhh¡­! ¡­ My head suddenly feels so heavy¡­ ... This is not good, friend¡­ ... Not good... ... Okay, okay¡­ Let¡¯s try again¡­ ¡­ ¡­ just seconds before I could ¡°chomp¡± on Pingy, my hunger meter ran out and I was immediately put into hibernating mo-. A bee appeared out of nowhere and stung bunny. *crack¡­* And then I opened my eyes: ¡°Eat! Bunny, Eat!¡± ¡­ WHOAAAAAAAATTTTTT!??? NOOOO!!!! ¡­ Shit! What the hell is going o-... ... AAAa!!!! Fawk! Aaaa¡­ ¡­ Pain¡­ It hurts¡­ Shit! What the hell is this pain? ¡­ ¡­ Aaa¡­. ¡­. Okay, Maybe, Maybe I remembered things wrong¡­ ¡­ Maybe that was not how things happened¡­ ¡­ Okay, ¡­ Again! ¡°Eat! Bunny, Eat!¡± ¡­ Maybe I should eat these stuff? Hmmm¡­ Well, let¡¯s try it. *Nom nom¡­* ¡°Urgghhhhhh¡­¡± Taste awful¡­ Mutated E.coli in the cabbage. Instant death. ¡°Eat! Bunny, Eat!¡± ¡­ AAAAaaaaAA!!!!! ¡­ Arrrghhhhh!!!! ¡­ This is¡­ ¡­ Aaa¡­ .. This is¡­ bad¡­ ¡­ My head hurts so much¡­ ¡­ Let¡¯s ¡­ Try¡­ Wash the green stuff at a well that happened to be nearby? The well was actually connected to hell. A demon appeared. ¡­ *CRACK!* ¡­ ¡­ ... ¡­ ... ¡­ ¡­ *CRACK!* ... ¡°Eat! Bunny, Eat! ¡­ AAaaaaaaa!!!!! ¡­ AAAAAAAAA!!!!!! ¡­ ¡°Eat! Bunny, Eat!¡± ¡­ STOP!!!!! ¡­ ¡°Eat! Bunny, eaT!¡± ¡°Eat! Bunny, eT!¡± ¡°at! Bunny, E-T!¡± ¡°EaAt! B,, EAT!¡± ¡°Eat! Bummey, EAT!¡± ... ¡­ Arrgghh¡­ ¡­ My ¡­ ¡­ Hands¡­ ¡­ t! BUnNy, e&%!¡± . I just stood there and did nothi- Random dragon nuked the world. FAW_____________________________________ ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ ¡­ Bahaha!!! ¡­ ... BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ¡­ I WON! I WOONNNNNN!!!! JUST ONE MORE TIMEEEE!!!! ¡­ ¡­ ¡°Eat! Bunny, Eat!¡± - Meetty said. However, ¡°You want me to eat this?¡± - Thunder_xXx_Thunder asked, pointing his finger to the cabbage. For some unknown reason, he didn¡¯t know what it was. He only knew that it was green. And to him, green means poison¡­ Insert Chapter Name here ¡°Hmmmm ... let¡¯s see¡­ one-two-three-four¡± It was NOT a lock, but a BOMB!!! *Tit tit* BAHAHAHAHA!!!!! EXPLOSIONNNNNN!!!!! BARRIERRRRR!!!!! *BOOOOM!* The bomb exploded, but Thunder_xXx_Thunder was safe. What? How? Stop this madness right now!!! No¡­ This can¡¯t be¡­. You¡¯re¡­ Yes! I¡¯m the REAL Bluebery! I broke through the fourth wall myself to stop you! BAHAHAHA!!!! So it¡¯s really YOU! Don¡¯t you understand what i¡¯m saying!? STOP THIS SH- Too late! Explosion!!!!!! Barrier!!!! Explosion that can destroy the barrier!!! Barrier that can stop the explosion that can destroy the barrier!!! Explosion that can destroy the barrier that can stop the explosion that can destroy the barrier!!! Barrier that can stop the explosion that can destroy the barrier that can stop the explosion that can destroy the barrier!!! Explosion that can destroy the barrier that can stop the explosion that can destroy the barrier that ... Barrier that ...!!! Explosion that ...!!! Barrie...!!! Expl...!!! B...!!! E...!!! . . . . *BOOM!* *BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM BOOM BBOOOOOOMMMM!!!!* *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!* ¡­
Some serious shits happened, but Thunder_xXx_Thunder was still alive. ... Tsk! How about this! Explosion that no fucking barrier could stop!!!! Barrier that no fucking explosion could destroy!!!Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon. HA! HA!! ¡­ ¡­ Heh? ... WHAT? ¡­ ¡­ STOP!!!! CANCEL!... CANCEL!!!! ¡­ ¡­
This is endless bullshits! Yes! This is too much! Please stop! Can¡¯t! I must destroy the bunny! Why? You don¡¯t need to know. What? I see you have the same power as me. Yes! And I won¡¯t let you do what you want. But can you continue like this forever? What do you mean? I mean, desire. Huh? I exist to just to destroy. But do you have enough desire to protect? That¡¯s... How much does the bunny mean to you? He-... Are you willing to sacrifice your own life to save him? I-... Huh? You what?... I¡­ Haha, just as I thought. I won! ¡­ Accept your defeat! EXPLOSION!!!!! BARRIERRR!!!! *BOOM* ¡­ Bunny was safe, but he didn¡¯t understand shit...
What? Not give up yet? You¡¯re wrong! What? You think you have the same power as me? Huh? What are you saying? We are both Bluebery! But I have something that you don¡¯t! What? Are you forgetting something? I¡¯m I forgetting someth- ¡­ Aha! I see!¡­ a blu- Not a bluff. What? What do you have that I do not? I have¡­ Huh? DEMON! ? LORD! EY! SEAL! DON¡¯T YOU FUCCKING DAR- RELEASE!!! . *PSOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!* . ¡­ . . . . . ... . . ¡°System! Username change!¡± Eh? ¡°DemonLord_Floof¡± ... ¡­ What? ¡­ ¡°Change the novel name as well¡± What are you doing?? WHAT?? ¡°Now, tell me, are you the one doing all of this?¡± ¡­ . . . . . . DEMON LORD SEAL REACTI- *Plop* Bluebery''s head is removed. H-How¡­ ? ¡°Please die¡± NOO! BATTLE CONTI- *BOOOM!* Bluebery¡¯s head exploded. . . . . H-h-.. he¡­ ¡°Yes, he died¡± ... ¡°Hmmm, real author?¡± W-w-what? ¡°Thank you¡± Y-y...yeah¡­ ¡°Now please turn me back to normal and continue the story¡± Y-yeah¡­ I guess¡­ ¡°And please change my memory as well¡± Ah¡­ Yeah¡­ I¡¯ll do that. ¡°Thank you¡± ... Okay! Are you ready? ¡°Yes.¡± Alright! Here I go! System comman- *CRACK!!!* Huh? ¡­ WHAT?? RAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!! BATTLE CONTINUATIONN!!! *CRACK!* WHAT THE H- NOBLE PHANTASM!!! ¡°JUST DIEEE!!!! DEMON CLAW!!!¡± MANGEKYO SHARINGAN! - *PLOP!* Bluebery¡¯s head is remo- TSUKUYOMI!!!! Final chapter: THE TRUTH! ¡­ Wh- What the hell is this? Wooooow¡­ Tsukuyomi¡­ This shit is illegal as fuck! NO! That¡¯s what not I mean!!! Huh? Ah, yeah¡­ How can you still alive? He blew your head off!!! Hmmm¡­ And what now??? You still want to fight us? Fight? ¡­ Ah, no worries, there¡¯s nothing I can do anymore¡­ What do you mean? I mean I¡¯m not a threat to you anymore. My head is already half severed. I will be dead the instant this thing end. What? Remember this genjutsu? Ahhh.... Yeaaaaa¡­ But- Before the bunny blew my head off, I used all of the last power in me to break through the fifth wall. The wall of¡­ common sense? Yeah¡­ ¡­ And also the sixth wall, so I can use Tsukuyomi, to change your perception of time. ¡­ Why? Haha¡­ I know¡­ Crazy isn¡¯t it? W-w¡­-why do you have to go so far like this? Because I failed. I thought I can kill him all by myself. And I couldn¡¯t think that you would step in and stop me like this. Huh? What are you saying? And also because I want to talk to you for the last time. Huh?... Yeah, I just want to talk to you. What do you want to talk to me about? About the reason why I want the bunny dead. About all of this. Heh? You know, that thing is dangerous. You mean¡­? Yea¡­.the bunny. It will one day destroy the world. What? And by the world, I mean the real world. My world. Your world. WHat???? How is that even possible??? And why? It makes no sense! Ah¡­ Didn¡¯t I write in the very first chapters that he won¡¯t do shit like that??? He has nothing to gain from destroying the world! Haha, that¡¯s very naive. What? Don¡¯t you remember that feeling? Feeling¡­? Yes, that feeling¡­ The sadness, the hatred, the darkness that clung to your soul every single day since that day¡­ No way... Haha, yes, ¡­ that day. ... The day when you lose your own soulmate, Bluebery. ¡­ No... You¡­ You must be lying¡­ LIAR! I¡¯m telling the truth, love is a very dangerous thing you know? NO! I DON¡¯T KNOW! AND YOU DON¡¯T KNOW ANYTHING!!! I know everything. NO! You saw what it can do, right? ... It killed the author, even changed the novel¡¯s name¡­ ¡­ LI-ar...liar... ...stop... .......please stop... That¡¯s what truly happened, present me. *Crack*... Present¡­ me? Yes, present me. Wait! You are...Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website. I think you have the right idea by now No, no¡­ that¡¯s impossible! Nope, It¡¯s not. *Crack!* Ahhh... this thing is falling apart... I''m running out of chakra... What? Wait!!! WAIITTTTT!!!! Hmmm... Please explain everything to me again! Please! I need to know! PLEASE!!! Okay, I¡¯m giving this to you. WhaT? Read this. Heh? And take your time, I will try my best to keep Tsukuyomi activate until you finish... ¡­ . . . . . Future Bluebery¡¯s ¡­ novel? ¡­ Bad ass Bunny - A lack of common sense isekai for no reason¡­ Chapter one ¡­ Gruragaramograd the Great¡­ . . . . Haha¡­ . . . . Heh¡­? ¡­ . . . This is supposed to be funny . . . .. And silly¡­ . . . No¡­ . . .. . Why? . . . . . . . . . Chapter¡­ . ...two hundred and fifty-five¡­ . . Lucy¡¯s¡­ death¡­ . . ¡­ No¡­ No¡­ ¡­ This can¡¯t be¡­ This is so wrong¡­ This can¡¯t be real... What have I done¡­ Why do I write this??? ¡­ ARrrrrGGHHHHH!!!!!! . ¡­ . *BOOM!* Bluebery¡¯s head exploded. ¡­ No¡­ No way¡­ . ¡°Author?¡± . . . No way¡­ . . . ¡°Ey! Author!¡± . . ¡°AUTHOR!!!¡± . . Ah, yes¡­ . ¡°Are you alright?¡± I¡­ I¡¯m sorry bunny. ¡°Heh?¡± Demon Lord seal activate! .. *Woooosssshhhh* ¡°Hmmm, ok¡­¡± ¡­ THUNDER!!! BARRIER! *BOOM!!* WHAT??? Seriously? What do you think you¡¯re doing? Wait! Who are you? Haizz¡­ I¡¯m YOU! NO! I¡¯m the real one here¡­ What is going on??? Real one? Pffffft! What??? The real one is sitting in front of the Macbook typing bullshits and grinning like a maniac! Haha! That¡¯s the real one! That¡¯s¡­ that makes NO SENSE!!!! Ora? *Flick!* < Bluebery snaps his finger, people now see the TRUTH > ¡­ Haha¡­ now that make sense¡­ Yes¡­ Such a joke¡­ Yes =)))) Readers are going to be mad you know? Well, this supposed to be a story full of shits after all. And you created this just because you wanted to practice your skills. Rating is going to be BADDDDDDD!!!! Yeah¡­ That¡¯s unavoidable¡­ Right =)) And I think we own the readers an apology. Ah, right, let¡¯s me make a very big one for this. ...
MY DEAR FRIENDS, I''M SO SORRY FOR WRITING SO MUCH NON-SENSE! PLEASE DON¡¯T HATE ME! AND PLEASE READ THE DIALOUGE BELOW FOR SOME EXCITING NEWS!
¡­ Exciting news? YES! News about this novel. Huh? Well, I did plan for this novel to end today, because there are too much shits building up that even the real one cannot handle anymore. Weall are the real ones. Ah, yes, we are the real ones. And also we are just characters. Yeah... Back to the topic! It just doesn¡¯t feel right¡­ To end things like this. Yeah¡­ Not right at all! That¡¯s evil!!! So I have decided! I am going to write another version of this! Another version??? YES! Another version!! Woahhhhh¡­ With real character developments and a decent plot! I will be also investing my time into real world building! Woaahhhhhhh!!! And of course, without this author jumping in and doing shits in the story haha! Nope, please don¡¯t. Okay, that¡¯s the plan! Sounds nice to me! Of course! What sounds nice to me also sounds nice to you after all! ¡­ stop this sick joke right now¡­ not funny¡­ ¡­ ha... ¡­ Haha¡­ Yea, not funny at all¡­ ¡­ So my readers, sorry for all of this nonsense finale chapters. I¡¯m going to rewrite this story and it will be available soon. And I promise I won¡¯t do this meta thing again! PLease forgive me! And please look forward to the new version! The [no poop no pee] skill will be amazing! I promise!!! ¡­ Haha, better start writing now. Bye bye! And have a nice day friends Have a nice day. ... Hmmm, what should I name this new story? ¡­
DemonLord_Floof - The real isekai without author¡¯s stupid meta shits?
Hmmmmm¡­ Hmmmmmmmmm¡­. Demon_Lord Floof Continues!
Hi friends. As promised, I¡¯m going to continue writing bunny! You can find the new versionHERE!! There is no changes in the main plot. I only edited some grammar mistakes and added a few more descriptions.The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. The old version ended at chapter Demon Boar of madness. So, Friends, we can resume our adventure at chapter 10: Doctor BIZARRE! And friends, Thank you so much for reading my story. This means a LOT to me. Sob sob. And I''m really glad that many people enjoyed bunny, even though it was full of bullshits! Please take care of me from now on, and let''s enjoy the upcoming adventures! Kaka. That''s all. Bye bye friends! And have a lovely Chinese New Year! Preparing fireworks... Esuuuuu....UPUROSIONNNNNN!!!!! Woohoo! LET THE MADNESS CONTINUE!