《Mob of mob!!》


 Chapter 1: Fancy clothing and fancy loathing

    The seagullsfrom shore flew over the little, unknown prefecture. The birds were chirping before they landed on the rooftops, spectating the townsfolk that walked down the street with many stores and markets surrounding it. The few cars that stayed idle on the street were slowly warming up, turning them into deadly metal saunas, thus, people avoid using the cars on this hot day. One of the people who walked down the pavement wasJibriel, also known as Jee by his close friends. He¡¯s heading to the cloth shop to buy new clothing for the money he saved for months. His demeanor was enough to startle the workers in the shop when he entered the shop. His grassy-green eyes scattered the varied assortment of clothing; ranging from trench coats and jackets, to jeans and chinos. He locked his eyes on the trench coats before he closely inspected the trench coats. One of the workers approachedJibrieland asked him, ¡°I-Is there anything I can help you with, s-sir?¡±, her voice was shaking when she asked him, scared of his response.


    He turned around with his fully-bandaged hand holding onto the railing of the trench coat stand, replying with ¡°Oh thank you for coming over here, I was a little shy to ask any of you!¡±, his voice was gentleand spoken with an alien accent, ¡°I need some help with the choice of coats. Any ideas on what would look nice on me?¡±


    She giggled, looking away as her giggle grew into a quiet laughter. She looked back at him with a soft smile on her face as she said, ¡°Well, I think all of these would look great on you!¡±, she quickly looks at his physique before she picks out a wavy, jet-black coat with a red inside and shows it to him, ¡°I think this black piece would suit you great! Try it!¡±


    He takes it off the hanger and puts it on, enveloping his lean build. He straightens the collar, covering his neck with a little exposure of his neck in the front. She looks at him after he put it on, giggling as she inspects his look. Agitated,Jibrielasks her with a worried voice ¡°W-Wha?! It¡¯s that bad?¡±


    ¡°N-No! It¡¯s just a bold move to straighten your collar like that, but it looks pretty good on you!¡±


    ¡°R-Really?! That¡¯s a relief!¡±


    They continued withJibriel¡¯sshopping-spree; he bought the wavy black coat, a pair of black jogging chinos, and a pair of red loafer shoes. As the worker typed in the prices of the clothing, her face slowly turned more and more sad. She looked at him with sad eyes and says ¡°It got very expensive, I can give you a voucher for one of the pieces, but I can¡¯t do anything else. I¡¯m sorry--¡±


    Jibrieltook out his wallet and pulled out a bundle of money and left it on the counter, grabbing the pieces of clothing and walked out from the store. He shouted right before he exited the shop, ¡°Keep the change, honey! I¡¯m sure you need it!¡±, giggling as he leaves with a little wave.Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation.


    He leaves the shop and is met with a bunch of teenagers, similar to his age. They glared at him before one of them says, ¡°You putMikaelobed-ridden... I think you know why we¡¯re here.¡±, they kept their hands hidden by either having them in their pockets, or just hiding them from his sight.


    ¡°I understand.¡±, he looks at a nearby alley before he says, ¡°Let¡¯s go over there.¡±


    They followedJibrielinto the alley, closely walking behind him like a pack of predators. Their eyes are piercing his back as they near the end of the alley.


    ¡°This is it, huh?¡±Jibrieltakes off his t-shirt and places it on the ground and lays the newly-bought clothing on top of it. ¡°You got to respect the fashion nowadays.¡±


    ¡°Did you get that money from beating upMikaelo?¡±


    ¡°No.¡±


    ¡°You¡¯re lying!¡±


    ¡°Listen, it¡¯s not my fault for picking me just because of my appearance. If someone calls you agreen-eyed Germanicfuck,prepare yourself to get a tooth knocked out of your skull.¡±,Jibrielstarts slowly unwrapping his bandage, revealing a forearm with horrid clusters of scars all over. The one who has been talking all the time in their group brandishes a knife, lunges forward. The rest of the group readies to join in, some of them are taking out their knives. The chatty one diligently follows up withJibrielevading, only missing himby a hair.Jibrielpulls the bandage tightly between his fists, doing nothing but dodging his attacks. As the stab was about to connect withJibriel, he flies by him, catching his neck in the bandage before he forcibly wraps the bandage around his neck. As he tightens the wrap, he forces him down against the ground. He traps him in a bandage-chokehold and stares at the rest of the group as he proceeds to tightens the bandage.


    ¡°Let go of him, scum!¡±


    ¡°If you care about this chatty friend of yours. Let me pass through.¡±


    ¡°Let go of him!!¡±


    Jibriellifts up the chatter¡¯s knife and pushes it against his side. He looks at them through the space in his hair, saying ¡°Do you want another one of yours be bed-ridden, huh? Make a way!¡±


    The group, still a bit resistant, slowly make a way for the two of them.Jibrieldrops the knife and fold his t-shirt into a little package with his clothes. He cautiously walks through the group with the chatter, gasping for air.Jibrielgets through the group and releases the chatter. The group gathers around the chatter, checking him.Jibriel, looks at them before saying ¡°TellMikaelothat I¡¯m sorry. We¡¯ll have a rematch when he¡¯s in one piece again. You have my word!¡±


    He leaves the scene, recollection his breath as he walks back home. He starts wrapping his forearm again as he thinks to himself ¡°That was way too close! I could¡¯ve ended up at the butcherer¡¯s place. I hope Rey doesn¡¯t find out any of this, he¡¯ll fucken punish me for being so reckless. AndGio... he¡¯ll fucken hunt them down and put them all into the same coffin.¡± The bandaging was done and he saw the driveway of his house. ¡°I love them to bits though... they are like a family to me, those mongos...¡±

 Chapter 2: Killer laughter

    He enters the house to almost immediately turn around as he saw, who would be Gio, rush to Jibriel with fast legs. Gio catches up with Jibriel outside and asks him ¡°Why didn¡¯t you tell me?¡±


    Jibriel, acting as what Gio just said was something completely new to him he replies with his eyes avoiding his ¡°W-What do you mean? You¡¯re my brother, I¡¯ve never lied to you.¡±


    ¡°But you just did...¡±


    ¡°N... No?¡±


    ¡°No?¡±


    ¡°Exactly!¡±


    ¡°Are you taking the piss, Jee? So you¡¯re tellin¡¯ me that you didn¡¯t know about the thing going on between Rey and my sister!?¡±


    ¡°Exactly! That¡¯s it!¡±


    ¡°Where are they right now?¡±


    ¡°...¡±, Jibriel scratches his head before turning his back to Gio and mutters, ¡°At Chiara¡¯s.¡±


    ¡°Arichabera?¡±


    ¡°At Chiara¡¯s!¡±


    ¡°Okay you¡¯ll go with me and stop them!¡±


    ¡°Wait, hold on. You¡¯re want me to get over to Chiara¡¯s and stop their date... with you?¡±


    ¡°I¡¯m glad you understood, it makes me happy.¡±, Gio attempts to smile, only to fail and put up an awful grin.


    ¡°I gotta say you¡¯re really nailing the baby-killer face you got there!¡±


    Gio thinks to himself as they walk to Chiara¡¯s, ¡°Baby-killer face? I don¡¯t know if I should take that in a good or a bad way...¡±, following up with slapping the back of Jibriel¡¯s head.


    ¡°What the¨C¡±


    ¡°Screw you, baby-killer face.¡±, he imitates him with a girly voice.


    ¡°But¨C¡±


    ¡°I was tryin¡¯ to smile, ya chad!¡±


    ¡°Damn.¡±, Jibriel scratches his bearded chin and follows up with, ¡°I feel bad for the ladies now.¡±


    Gio lashes out on Jibriel but fails as he slips by and starts running away from him. They proceed to run through the town center before they both jump back behind a house corner. They peeked over the corner and sees Rey and Gio¡¯s sister through the glass, chatting. They slowly near the coffee shop, both of their faces slowly escalate; Jibriel¡¯s face turns blue with the sweat closely covering his whole face, and Gio¡¯s face turns red from the air in his mouth slowly burning him up from the inside. As the both of them continue resembling a human thermometer, an old lady pulls on Gio¡¯s clothes. Gio turns around with his baby-killer face and glares her down.This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.


    She isn¡¯t fazed by him and asks, ¡°What are you two doing? I¡¯m going to call the police!¡±


    ¡°I am the goddamn police, you hag!¡±


    ¡°No you¡¯re not, Gio.¡±, ¡°I¡¯m sorry, oldie. We¡¯re just stalkin¡¯ this guy¡¯s sister and our chads little meetup. Go and buy some onions or somethin¡¯.¡±


    The old lady scoffs, cursing them as she walks away. They look back at the coffee shop and Gio pushes Jibriel out from the corner. Jibriel, shocked from the sudden push lunges back to the corner, only to be blocked off by Gio.


    ¡°What are you doin¡¯, ya chad!? Let me get behind the corner!¡±


    ¡°No. You¡¯ll get in there and sit at their table, and- BOOM! I¡¯ll rush in through the door and find out their little chatty chat!¡±


    ¡°What about no?¡±


    Jibriel realized he couldn¡¯t get behind the corner and proceeds to enter the shop. He looks around before he finds them, sighing before he walks up to their table, interrupting their chatting. They notice Jibriel pulling out a chair and takes a seat, looking at them. They instantaneously know the situation they¡¯re in as Jibriel sits idle, playing with his hair.


    ¡°You got to be taking the piss, Gio. He sent you here, didn¡¯t he?¡±


    Jibriel sits silent before the waiter approaches him and asks, ¡°Hello! What is your order?¡±


    ¡°I¡¯ll take a black coffee, thanks.¡±


    ¡°Got it! I¡¯m back in a minute!¡±


    Jibriel nods with a soft smile, looking back at them and says, ¡°He¡¯ll bust through the door and... scream and shit, I don¡¯t know.¡±


    They stay silent and looks at Gio through the glass. He opens up his jacket before he busts through the door, screaming, ¡°LOOK AT THOSE LOVE-BIRDS!! LOVELY-DOVEY, AREN¡¯T THEY!?¡±


    Everyone in the coffee shop drops everything and looks at Gio, who¡¯s screaming gibberish. The staff shortly comes out and escorts Gio out with Jibriel walks out and meets up with the sad Gio.


    ¡°IT DIDN¡¯T WORK!!¡±


    ¡°What?¡±


    ¡°I COULDN¡¯T MAKE A FOOL OUTTA THEM!!¡±


    ¡°Instead you made a fool outta yourself. Genius, really.¡±


    ¡°Let¡¯s just get outta here.¡±


    ¡°Nah I ordered coffee, I gotta get back and drink it.¡±


    ¡°Wh¨C¡±


    ¡°See you back at yours with them, okay? Deuces.¡±


    Jibriel walks back in and meets up with the waiter and his black coffee.


    ¡°Oh there you are, here¡¯s your black coffee!¡±


    Jibriel takes out money and pays directly and takes the black coffee. The waiter smiles and gets back behind the counter. He sweeps the coffee in one gulp and leaves the cup on the counter. He claps the back of Rey¡¯s head and says, ¡°Sorry for interrupting your date. See you guys back at Gio¡¯s place.¡±, before he leaves the shop. Jibriel catches up to the sulking Gio, jumping on top of his back. Gio flinches from the sudden mount but does nothing to get him off of him. Jibriel jumps off his back and questions him, ¡°Are you good, Gio?¡±


    ¡°No. I feel bad.¡±


    ¡°Oh. I think they¡¯ll forgive you for¨C¡±


    ¡°I meant myself.¡±


    ¡°Hm?¡±


    ¡°I made a fool outta myself. I¡¯m so sad now.¡±


    Jibriel bursts out in laughter, almost falling over as Gio stops and can¡¯t resist the laughter and burst out in laughter as well. They leant over on each other, climbing up from the asphalt with tears in their eyes.


    ¡°Screw your laughter, Jee! I fucking hate you!¡±, he continues laughing, gasping for air.


    ¡°Likewise, ya chad!¡±, Jibriel falls over again, deciding to stay down in the ground, wheezing with his hands covering his red face.


    They didn¡¯t move until Rey and Gio¡¯s sister found them on the ground, passed out.


    ¡°They have...¡±


    ¡°Passed out...?¡±


    Confused by the situation, they proceed to wake them up and walk back home. They woke up, faintly laughing on the way back, confusing Rey and Gio¡¯s sister even more. They soon gave in and laughed with them. They soon got home, still smiling.

 Chapter 3: A troubled delinquent

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