《Absurd Mage in Another World》 Reincarnated The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there. Im NAKED This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version.Level: 1 Name: Michael Xema Age: 18 HP: 99999/99999 MP: 177929835/177929835 Classes: Dark Mage, Hero Titles: Exhibitionist, Jokester, Hero, Dark Mage Skills: Sword Arts[A+], Dark Flare[A+], Body Strengthing[S], MP Recovery[S], MP Drain[C], Ward[B], Shadow Walk[A], ??? Blessings: Bangin Body[S], Dodge Everything (Inactive) [???], Language Comprehension [SSS] Adventurers Guild I followed Nathan''s directions. I passed by many other stands on the brick road and eventually got to the guild. The guild surprised me, if I didn''t see the big sign and emblem. I wouldn''t think that it was a guild but a small fort. I walked into the courtyard which was as big as half a football field and saw many straw dummies setup. There were many new looking adventures hitting them, with a more experienced looking guy observing. I guess they are training. I walked past them and entered the only square looking building. On top of this square building was the largest tower in this small castle. The guild master would probably be in there at the top. I walked into the base of the small castle and found the size to be around the size of a basketball court. In the far-left corner were a small flight of stairs leading to a loft. On the loft where a winding set of steps paired with a sign that said "Guild Master" these must lead to the tall tower. In front of me were four desks side by side, just in front of the far wall. Behind them were receptionists. There was one large counter on my right. This one seemed to be a bar. In front of it were ten tables, seating quite a few adventures. Some warriors, wizards, and archers. towards my left was a huge board with many papers on it. They must be quests for adventures to take. ''I better not pull any jokes like I did at the castle. Things could get ugly here if I do.'' I took a step forward and breathed in deeply, then continued forward to the counter. "Hello, can I register as an adventurer here?" I asked. "Yes, you can." The blonde receptionist smiled. The receptionist took out a charcoal pencil and a paper. "Here, fill this out. Then you can start to practical test." I the paper looked like this: Name: _______________________ Age:___ Class:_____________ Race:_____________ A little about yourself:______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Skills: ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ''Let me try to remember my status. Oh, I can just look now.'' A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. ''Status.'' I said in my conscious. Status: Level: 1 Name: Michael Xema Age: 18 HP: 99999/99999 MP: 177929835/177929835 Classes: Dark Mage, Hero Titles: Exhibitionist, Jokester, Hero, Dark Mage Skills: Sword Arts[A+], Dark Flare[A+], Body Strengthening[S], MP Recovery[S], MP Drain[C], Ward[B], Shadow Walk[A], ??? Blessings: Bangin Body[S], Dodge Everything (Inactive) [???], Language Comprehension [SSS] ''This is good I can pose as a warrior using Sword Arts and Body Strengthening. After all the King is looking for a Dark Mage.'' Name: Michael Xema Age: 18 Class: Warrior: Swordsman Race: Human A little about yourself: _I_love_the_sword._Almost_as_much_as_my_own_sword._Why,_you_ask,_well_my_sword_is_longer._In_fact_I_have_the_best_sword_and_skills_in_the_kingdom.________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Skills: Sword Arts[C],_Body Strengthening[D] What is that weird thing up above about? It¡¯s just to make people not want to party up with me. I want to minimize the possibility of getting found out. "Here, I filled out the sheet." I passed over the sheet to the receptionist. "Good now you can go take the practical test." "This man will be the person who will test you and determine your rank." She gestured to her left to a man. This man had very short brown hair. He was wearing a chain body with steel metal shoulder and knee pads. He had a long sword strapped to the left of his brown leather belt. "You bastard I''ve seen your form. And it¡¯s been a while since I broke an arrogant attention seeker like you. Now I¡¯m feeling that itch again. So, I''ll break you so bad that you won''t even think of adventuring for quite a while, he-he." He said with a smile. "Follow me to the courtyard. I''ll test you there." The knight started walking out and I followed him. ''Fuck, well that wasn''t what I intended. But its just him who saw it. So, it isn''t much of a big deal.'' -------------- We ended up in a clear space away from the practice dummies. "Where is your sword?" Asked the warrior. "I don''t have it with me right now. Could I barrow one?" I asked. "huu-fh" The man sighed "You don''t have a sword? Whatever, get one over there." He pointed to the brick wall where a weapons rack stood. I walked over and picked up a sword. "Come on we don''t have all day. Just get beaten up quickly." The warrior plainly stated. Our distance was fifteen feet when he turned around and drew his steel sword. Both of his hands rested on the sword gripping it tightly. His legs were spread apart to maximize stability. And his face had a glare on it that stuck fear in anyone weaker than him. I shook after seeing this. "ACHEWWOOOOOO!" I sneezed, that was why I shook. The man was clearly frustrated. His body shook uncontrollably and rushed forward at me. The dust flew backwards. The wind rushed past him. And I observed him ''He has so many gaps in his defense, it''s so weak.'' He was two feet away from me. His sword in mid swing. I can feel that it¡¯s going to hit my neck. As I felt a uncomfortable reaction there. It''s like when a person sticks a pencil close to his or her glabella, that feeling. I slid forwards slamming right into the leg where his balance was being kept. He immediately fell over and tried to roll back up. From my crouched position I quickly got up and aimed the sword right at his neck. He looked up at me. The sun was in his eyes, he winced at my swords reflection. "So I¡¯m an adventurer, right?" I asked slightly angrily. "Yes, y-you passed..." He reluctantly stated. But couldn''t refute since there were now many other adventurers watching. --------- I walked back into the reception area and got my card from the receptionist. After using my blood to acknowledge my ownership over it. The blonde receptionist then looked at me in the eyes admiringly and said. "You must be really strong to beat Avil." She stated. "What do you mean?" I wondered. "Avil was the guy who tested you and he¡¯s a C-rank adventurer, nice job!" "Oh, Thanks." I rubbed the back of my neck nervously. ''I though he was just some weakling.'' "I see a bright future for you." She continued. "Thank you and by now." I quickly replied wanting to get out. "Bye, bye!" She waved. Where is He? ------------- Stolen novel; please report. He was thinking to the drawing. "BLEAWE!" Then he immediately threw up on the ground in front of the wagon. Travel Troubles Was that their asses looked a bit redder. Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings.Rek shouted full of vigor. Adventurers Guild I followed Nathan''s directions. I passed by many other stands on the brick road and eventually got to the guild. The guild surprised me, if I didn''t see the big sign and emblem. I wouldn''t think that it was a guild but a small fort. I walked into the courtyard which was as big as half a football field and saw many straw dummies setup. There were many new looking adventures hitting them, with a more experienced looking guy observing. I guess they are training. I walked past them and entered the only square looking building. On top of this square building was the largest tower in this small castle. The guild master would probably be in there at the top. I walked into the base of the small castle and found the size to be around the size of a basketball court. In the far-left corner were a small flight of stairs leading to a loft. On the loft where a winding set of steps paired with a sign that said "Guild Master" these must lead to the tall tower. In front of me were four desks side by side, just in front of the far wall. Behind them were receptionists. There was one large counter on my right. This one seemed to be a bar. In front of it were ten tables, seating quite a few adventures. Some warriors, wizards, and archers. towards my left was a huge board with many papers on it. They must be quests for adventures to take. ''I better not pull any jokes like I did at the castle. Things could get ugly here if I do.'' I took a step forward and breathed in deeply, then continued forward to the counter. "Hello, can I register as an adventurer here?" I asked. "Yes, you can." The blonde receptionist smiled. The receptionist took out a charcoal pencil and a paper. "Here, fill this out. Then you can start to practical test." I the paper looked like this: Name: _______________________ Age:___ Class:_____________ Race:_____________ A little about yourself:______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Skills: ___________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ''Let me try to remember my status. Oh, I can just look now.'' Stolen novel; please report. ''Status.'' I said in my conscious. Status: Level: 1 Name: Michael Xema Age: 18 HP: 99999/99999 MP: 177929835/177929835 Classes: Dark Mage, Hero Titles: Exhibitionist, Jokester, Hero, Dark Mage Skills: Sword Arts[A+], Dark Flare[A+], Body Strengthening[S], MP Recovery[S], MP Drain[C], Ward[B], Shadow Walk[A], ??? Blessings: Bangin Body[S], Dodge Everything (Inactive) [???], Language Comprehension [SSS] ''This is good I can pose as a warrior using Sword Arts and Body Strengthening. After all the King is looking for a Dark Mage.'' Name: Michael Xema Age: 18 Class: Warrior: Swordsman Race: Human A little about yourself: _I_love_the_sword._Almost_as_much_as_my_own_sword._Why,_you_ask,_well_my_sword_is_longer._In_fact_I_have_the_best_sword_and_skills_in_the_kingdom.________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Skills: Sword Arts[C],_Body Strengthening[D] What is that weird thing up above about? It¡¯s just to make people not want to party up with me. I want to minimize the possibility of getting found out. "Here, I filled out the sheet." I passed over the sheet to the receptionist. "Good now you can go take the practical test." "This man will be the person who will test you and determine your rank." She gestured to her left to a man. This man had very short brown hair. He was wearing a chain body with steel metal shoulder and knee pads. He had a long sword strapped to the left of his brown leather belt. "You bastard I''ve seen your form. And it¡¯s been a while since I broke an arrogant attention seeker like you. Now I¡¯m feeling that itch again. So, I''ll break you so bad that you won''t even think of adventuring for quite a while, he-he." He said with a smile. "Follow me to the courtyard. I''ll test you there." The knight started walking out and I followed him. ''Fuck, well that wasn''t what I intended. But its just him who saw it. So, it isn''t much of a big deal.'' -------------- We ended up in a clear space away from the practice dummies. "Where is your sword?" Asked the warrior. "I don''t have it with me right now. Could I barrow one?" I asked. "huu-fh" The man sighed "You don''t have a sword? Whatever, get one over there." He pointed to the brick wall where a weapons rack stood. I walked over and picked up a sword. "Come on we don''t have all day. Just get beaten up quickly." The warrior plainly stated. Our distance was fifteen feet when he turned around and drew his steel sword. Both of his hands rested on the sword gripping it tightly. His legs were spread apart to maximize stability. And his face had a glare on it that stuck fear in anyone weaker than him. I shook after seeing this. "ACHEWWOOOOOO!" I sneezed, that was why I shook. The man was clearly frustrated. His body shook uncontrollably and rushed forward at me. The dust flew backwards. The wind rushed past him. And I observed him ''He has so many gaps in his defense, it''s so weak.'' He was two feet away from me. His sword in mid swing. I can feel that it¡¯s going to hit my neck. As I felt a uncomfortable reaction there. It''s like when a person sticks a pencil close to his or her glabella, that feeling. I slid forwards slamming right into the leg where his balance was being kept. He immediately fell over and tried to roll back up. From my crouched position I quickly got up and aimed the sword right at his neck. He looked up at me. The sun was in his eyes, he winced at my swords reflection. "So I¡¯m an adventurer, right?" I asked slightly angrily. "Yes, y-you passed..." He reluctantly stated. But couldn''t refute since there were now many other adventurers watching. --------- I walked back into the reception area and got my card from the receptionist. After using my blood to acknowledge my ownership over it. The blonde receptionist then looked at me in the eyes admiringly and said. "You must be really strong to beat Avil." She stated. "What do you mean?" I wondered. "Avil was the guy who tested you and he¡¯s a C-rank adventurer, nice job!" "Oh, Thanks." I rubbed the back of my neck nervously. ''I though he was just some weakling.'' "I see a bright future for you." She continued. "Thank you and by now." I quickly replied wanting to get out. "Bye, bye!" She waved. Where is He? ------------- Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions. He was thinking to the drawing. "BLEAWE!" Then he immediately threw up on the ground in front of the wagon. Travel Troubles Was that their asses looked a bit redder. This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there.Rek shouted full of vigor. Travel Troubles 2 Why didn''t he go for the kiss you ask? Because Michael doesn''t swing that way, also this novel is not that type of novel. ********End Author''s Note******** Unauthorized tale usage: if you spot this story on Amazon, report the violation. Seeing this talking donkey sprinting toward the carriage Michael whipped the donkeys in front and the started down the road. School Life Character Reminder: Mike (18) [Human]: Black eyes, Black hair that just comes down over the eyes. Has a Banging Body, little Mike became a big Mike. Sarah (17) [Human]: Brown eyes, Her hair was long and black. Her chest was even more full than the princess. Her lower curves where perfectly curvy but not overflowing. King (58) [Human]: Blue eyes, Blonde with white streaks, a little shorter than the average man due to his elderly age. Usually wears a red golden white cloak with a crown. Spymaster (?) [Human]: Brown eyes, Short grey hair, tall, black uniform. Jack (17) [Human]: Hes good looking and I don''t mean just nice skin and welcoming eyes. But hes also tall, blue eyed, and blonde. I would say hes the main character of the school. He''s the star of the theater but also great at sports. Jennifer (17) [Human]: Jennifer is the most beautiful girl in the school. She has long light pink hair and pale skin. A beautiful body. Mike has liked her since first grade. -__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__-- Jennifer: "Could I talk to you... on the roof?" Mike confused replies with: "O k..." Jennifer smiles: "Good." Jennifer thinks: ''When did he become so handsome!? Its like hes a model. He changed too much in a day, its pretty suspicious. Anyways I need to take a step before he''s taken and to see if he''s the real Mike. Other girls might shout "GET!" at him...'' Jennifer goes out the classroom and Mike follows her. They get up to the rooftop door but it''s locked. Jennifer takes out a key and unlocks the metal door. Mike: "Where did you get that key?" Jennifer: "The student council president gave it to me." ''Huh I guess that president is trying to gain her favor.'' The rooftop has no one on it except for Mike and Jennifer. Jennifer looked straight into Mike''s eyes, she looks serious. Mike: "What did you want to talk about?" Jennifer clenches both of her fists looks down and closes her eyes. Jennifer now opens her eyes and takes a deep breath. Then shouts "I think we should be friends!" then mumbled quietly "for now..." Mike''s thinking pauses. ''What did I do? to make her want to be friends with me? This is a dream come true. I can finally talk to Jennifer. Wait no... did I just get friend zoned?''This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience. Mike still surprised: "Ok." After that school continued like normal and Mike went home. ... Mike opened the door: ''I''m home... Of course no one would answer if I said that out loud.'' Mike looked at the full body mirror in his room. ''Wow I look like a model now. I could even threaten Jack in the looks department. I guess the Bangin Body isn''t a scam, Thanks God.'' ''I guess I should practice my magic now.'' Mike stayed up late trying to use magic in different ways and eventually fell asleep. ..... Jennifer was at home thinking about today''s events. The room she was in had pink curtains, white walls, a pink bed, a white desk, there were also quite a few stuffed animals. She was smiling in her bed hugging a pillow. ''I''m happy I could finally make a move on him.'' Then her reminiscent gaze went to her ring finger currently holding the Pink Warrior''s ring. ..... {Author}: [Like the first person here? tell me... pls? The comments is pretty empty lately. Where''s the Exp?] I was late the next day of school, woke up too late. I opened the door in a rush and ran out the door, at a normal speed of course. Then I fell into a huge crater right outside of my home. Don''t worry I landed on my feet in style. I was quite surprised, since usually I dodge them. But they are normal since there are super heroes and villains here. Why am I not going to the other world? Because peaceful days are nice. Anyways I''m running on the red brick road to the school gate. At the opened school gate there is a thin red string blocking the way. A normal human wouldn''t usually see these things but I feel that my whole body has leveled up since I was revived. I stop and touch the thread. Its tied to the school gate''s bars and tightly leads to a bush at the other side of the gate. I walk over to the bush. Using the thread as a guide for my hand. The bush rustles. Suddenly a girl wearing a school uniform with long brown hair and brown eyes pops out of the bush the red string is tied to her pinky finger. Girl: "So you are the man my red string of fate has bound me to!". What? um isn''t this just a red string? lets just ignore this. She''s a suspicious person. I start walking past the gate. Then my sleeve was grabbed onto. Girl pleads: "I''m not a suspicious person!" Mike: "And I''m not part of your red string of fate!." Girl: "Wait! I even have the marriage registration!" She hurriedly shoves a paper right in my face. I glance at it and see the name Shira Moshiop on it. Shira: "Just sign here!" She points to the empty name space. Mike: "So this is a marriage scam?" Shira pulls at me hugging my arm with her modest chest. I start to get uncomfortable. Shira: "NOOOOO!!! You are truly destined for me! A fortune teller told me!" Mike: "A fortune teller?" ''Well fortune tellers might be more accurate than I used to think. I can use magic now. So maybe they can too?'' Shira lessens her grip and looks down to recall her memory. While she does that I pull my arm and start walking. Shira: "Yes she said that a late student who touches this string will be my husband." Shira: "Yea that''s it!" Shira then looks up to find that her fateful man has escaped her red string of fate nowhere to be seen. ..... Mike gets to the back door of his classroom. ''I hope I didn''t miss much.'' He opens the sliding door to find that class hadn''t started and the teacher wasn''t in yet. He then looked at the classroom clock next to the whiteboard to see the time. ''Weird I''m definitely ten minutes late.'' With all the gazes of his classmates Mike went to his seat and sat down. The front door of the classroom opened up. A bald middle aged man walked in: the teacher. Teacher: "We have a new classmate today." Student 1: "A new student?!" Student 2: "I hope its a girl!" Student 3: "Calm down number 2!" Student 2 was already bleeding from his nose. Jack thinks to himself ''I wonder if its another capture target?'' Jennifer was paying attention to the front sliding door. Mike: ''So this is why class started late.'' ''I have a bad feeling.'' The Teacher looks at the door and smiles: "You can come in now." Shira walks in. Mike: "I knew it." Reasoning Michael: ¡°So why do you need a donkey costume to kill at City Lord.¡± Girl: ¡°In three days the city Lord will be parading in the streets to celebrate his new position, the position that he took from my family.¡± Michael: ¡°He took it from your family?¡± Girl: ¡°Yes my father was the city Lord.¡± Michael thought: ¡®Is she really an assassin? Could she be lying about her family?¡¯ Michael: ¡°But assassins don¡¯t have families¡­¡± Girl: ¡°Where did you hear that from!¡± Michael: ¡°Whatever lets just drop this!¡±''I guess she is just some na?ve city princess.'' Michael: ¡°So you will dress up as a donkey and assassinate him in the donkey costume. How do you do that, when the cost to block your hands? You also look pretty weak, not trying to be offencive or anything.¡± Girl: ¡°that''s why I''ll use Magic.¡± Michael: ¡°You''ll use Magic? in a donkey costume. So you''re going to be a donkey casting magic blasting the city lord parading? And that''s going to kill him.¡± Girl: ¡°yes it''ll work.¡± Michael: ¡°Hey it might work but what are you going to do about the guards that''s around him? There''s got to be a lot of them in this parade.¡± Girl: ¡°Yes that''s true that might be impossible to escape from all the guards. That''s why I learn new magic called blink. It allows the user to teleport up to 30 meters in front of themselves.¡± Michael: ¡°So you can¡¯t settle this in a court?¡± Girl: ¡°No there weren¡¯t many witnesses! In fact he told the public that I was the murderer. Even if the maids that saw the poisoning were to come forward. He would either kill them or he might just bribe the whole court to keep silent.¡± Michael: ¡°Yeah that''s great, have fun Bye.¡± Michael: ¡°Wait... I need you!¡± Michael: ¡°heeh why do you need me?¡± Girl: ¡°What if I miss? Or what if the guards block it? Or if I can¡¯t escape?¡± Michael started thinking: ¡°Hmmm¡± ¡®Well it would be bad if she got caught. She would probably be killed and tortured if she was caught, or some other things. Also she''s pretty and soft, so that would be bad if her softness was in jail. Her family was also killed so that does justify murder pretty well. But then again it''s a lot of trouble, I''m already a wanted man after all. You know what? I''ll just do it, course not for free.¡¯You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story. Michael: ¡°Alright city princess I''ll help you out. But you have to give me all the spells that you learn for this. And if you get caught you can''t talk about me. Also, some money would be nice. Oh yeah, most important thing I would like to squish you again... yea right now.¡± The little City princess started hitting me on the shoulder as hard as she could, but it didn''t really feel that bad at all, honestly it was quite soft. ¡°I''m never going to trust you!¡± Michael: ¡°What! Why? you just told me your secret what you want me to put you in jail? I guess I would get a reward for that too.¡± Girl: ¡°No I don''t wanna be put in jail! More like you should! For wanting to SqUiSH ME!¡± Michael: ¡°What? but you you''re so soft why can''t I squish you!? You''re like a man''s treasure it''s amazing! Wait no¡­ the first time was an accident! Yes an accident!¡± Girl: ¡°I''d rather go to jail than get help from you.¡± she pouted. Michael: ¡°But I''m the only guy that can help you!¡± Girl: ¡°You mean the guy who wants to squish ME!¡± Michael reasoned plainly: ¡°Yeah I bet all the other guys that you will ask to help you will want to do more than just squish you.¡± Girl: ¡°Fine! I get it! just help me already!¡± Michael:¡°All right time for the squishies!¡± Michael began squishing the girl in certain places. Places that felt soft and very good it was quite nice. Girl: ¡°Ugh! AaH! SToP! THAT¡¯S ENOUGH! Unhand me the city princess Sarah Othoridain!¡± Michael unhandled her softness with a grim look. Sarah: ¡°W-what''s wrong?¡± Michael: ¡°It¡­ it was too soft¡­¡± Sarah: ¡°Okay let¡¯s just go a magic store I know.¡± Sarah picked up her donkey costume and headed out. Michael¡¯s mood lit up and he followed Sarah out the door of the old abandoned house. ---------------- Michael and Sarah went to the bustling merchant¡¯s district of the city. Wagons filled the streets along with shouts of vendors at their stalls advertising. Many stores filled the whole district standing tall. Sarah went into a dark alley where a sign stood in front of a dark building. The sign stated ¡°Betulle¡¯s Magic Shop.¡± Michael followed Sarah inside. ---------------- Inside there was a counter in front of the door. This counter was filled with scattered books and papers. The whole two story building was filled with bookcases. An old man was standing in front of one on Michael¡¯s left. We wore a grey robe and he had long wavy hair. Sarah: ¡°Betulle?¡± Betulle: ¡°Sarah? Your safe and alive?¡± Sarah: ¡°Yes, I need your help!¡± Betulle: ¡°Of course I¡¯ll help my benefactor with anything!¡± Michael asked: ¡°Benefactor?¡± Betulle: ¡°Yes¡­ The Othoridain family has helped me alot with this store and throughout my life.¡± Sarah: ¡°He used to my my family¡¯s court mage and my father¡¯s friend.¡± Sarah: ¡°Anyways I need your help with the blink spell I need to learn it in three days. Oh also some attack spells. Michael here would also like to learn it.¡± Betulle: ¡°Hmm¡­ But this magic isn¡¯t that simple. It requires a great amount of imagination, compatibility, and practice. It might be impossible to do it in three days.¡± Sarah: ¡°I¡¯ll try my best!¡± Betulle: ¡°Then here, have a crack at it.¡± he handed over two books. Betulle: ¡°You can study over there.¡± he pointed towards a table enclosed with bookcases by a window. Sarah: ¡°Thank you.¡± Ho Boi Sarah began studying the red book titled Fireball. While Mike picked up the black book called blink and opened it up. When he did this the knowledge of the spell flooded hid brain. Letters and formulas gushed through his brain. A notification was put on his skill list. It said blink learned. Mike: ''Nice I can instantly learn spells with my gift From that strange god.'' Mike looked towards Sarah who was studying diligently. A few days past and Sarah got the hang of using fireball in the library''s small courtyard out back. She also tried learning the spell blink but couldn''t grasp the concept even with explanations from Betuel. So she just handed it back to me saying with an exasperated face, "Here, have fun." I guess I''ll pretend that I''m struggling to make her feel better about herself. After all this Blink book is pretty interesting. It is linked closely with the stuff I studied in astronomy but links mana to it. ... Betuel: "The time for the parade has come, good luck with whatever crazy stunt your trying to pull." Sarah: "But I haven''t even learned Blink yet!" Betuel: "That spell is a very archaic tome, I''m not sure of even I fully understand it." Mike: ''That''s what he says but I think he''s more experienced and knowledgeable than most people in this world.'' Mike: "Thanks for everything." Mike said while waving. Sarah: "Yes thank you very much!" Both turned their backs and went down the alleyway. Betuel''s eye flashed blue as he watched them go away. ... The celebration day came, it was time to celebrate the new city lord. Confetti littered the street and drawings of the new city lord, Ureas circulated throughout the city of Honfor. The common folk lined the streets, making the streets a clusterfuck. You know it''s clustered with people, so many people, that fuck must be added to the word: cluster. For example it''s just like that horribly designed high school hallway during lunch period. Or maybe that juncture connecting the hallways overflowing with people. Combining the clusters to make one fucking cluster, a cluster fuck. Either way it was crowded. The purpose of this crowding was to peek upon the greatness of the new lord. Sarah whispers: "Mike, will this really work? Are we really doing this?" Mike blankly states: "Why else would I sit in the crowed streets like this. I hate cluster fucks." Sarah stared at mike with a confused stare. ''Cluster?... fuck?...'' Sarah''s cheeks glowed bright red at the thought of this, cluster fucking. Mike looked away towards the opening on the street where the lord will soon parade through. And he thinks to himself: ''Anyways I already took my Payment of squeezing. God it was so GOoooOd! I never got the chance to do that in my last life, since I always accidentally dodged it, that Shitty CURSE!!! I couldn''t even hug my mother, even as a baby. When I tried I would be dropped face first into hard wood or stone floors. Lots of other things where dodged but let''s not think of those.'' Soon soldiers in plate an open carriage lined with silver made its way down the street. Standing in the open carriage was the new city lord Ureas. Along with a guard in decorative silver armor that looked painfully heavy. The lord looked down upon all of the people lining the street. His eyes curling in delight over his position. Mike: "There he is. Let''s do this." Sarah: ''With who? With what?... What is in the cluster?!!''Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. Mike: "Hellllo?" Sarah: "Oh." Sarah''s trail of though went whoopt!whoot! SCREeeE BANG at Mike''s interruption. "But I couldn''t get the spells to work... We had so little time." Mike ignored her and said "Just fire your fire ball. I''ll get us out of here." Sarah charged up her fire ball but Mike noticed that just behind the carriage was a group of mages Parading. Mike stressed: ''If they cast a shield we''re gonna have a hard time. The execution must be perfect.'' Sarah started casting fire ball sneakily behind Mike''s back. Once she finished Mike swept her off her feet into a princess carry. Then Mike shouted in his mind ''BLINK!'' The man holding the beautiful black haired broad was teleported three feet above the kawky lord. A mage in the parade saw a man and woman teleport above the carriage. It was completely unbelievable, but somehow they where there. ''Isn''t teleportation a sacred magic? Who are these people?'' the mage started casting shield. A blue aura started slowly glowing in his hand. But, his casting was far too slow. He couldn''t even get halfway done with his spell before it was all over. In the girls hand was a fire bolt and it was quickly released at the knight next to the lord before gravity took action on the duo. The fire ball blew up in the proud knights'' face. Smoke billowed, a sizzling sound accompanied by the smell of bacon. The knight''s body dropped to the ground his face now a skull with no skin on the front. the eyeballs had popped and their juice flowed down the exposed jaw. The crowd screamed in fear. Knights drew their swords and started to swarm towards the carriage. Mages started their long chants with their staffs and wands. Gravity took action on the duo forcing them to drop down stepping onto Ureas'' head knocking him out as his head impacted on the carriage floor. Still holding onto Sarah Michael said lightly "Blink." A blue mystical flash was what was left of the two people and the unconscious lord. They had teleported onto the top of a two story house. The man held the girl in a princess carry and was still standing on top of the lord. They then disappeared by using blink continuously. Eventually blinking into a empty alley way. .... The alleyway Mike had Blinked into had a barrel alongside the wall. Mike went towards it leaving behind Sarah who was staring at Michael in amazement and the knocked out lord. He opened up the barrel to find a grey donkey costume inside. Sarah: "How did you learn [Blink]?" Michael: "I''m good at reading books. How else would I know it?" Michael then stuffed the unconscious city lord Ureas into the donkey costume. Afterwards the worn donkey costume was tied up with rope. Sarah: "Yes but..." Mike: "But What?" Sarah shook her head: "Never mind." Sarah let out a breath. "But! I need to kill him for what he''s done!" Mike: "But do you think that is fair?" Mike put a grin on. "He''s killed your whole family but you want him to pay with only one life, his?" Sarah: "Yes!... N-no. What... will we take him to a dungeon? I heard my father and a subordinate talk of it once after catching bandits." Mike: "No I have something better in mind." .... Now Ureas was dressed up as a donkey and was put onto a wagon which will be going through Rek''s swamp, back to the capital city. Michael: "Don''t worry Sarah he will get a living hell soon." They both saw the wagon off. A day later Ureas woke up on the horse drawn carriage. The carriage horses stopped in fear in front of a stone house. He noticed that he was tied up. the donkey looked up from the back of the carriage at the driver. Ureas: "Why am I tied up! What is this! I''m in a donkey costume!" The driver was too scared to even care about the strange tied up donkey int the back of his wagon. He was shivering so hard you would think that he''s working up a sweat. But he was completely silent not letting a breath out. A shadow loomed over Ureas. The horses looked back and saw the owner of the shadow and they instinctively screamed in terror and galloped away at full speed. The horses where so fast that Ureas was knocked off the carriage by the force that was put on the carriage. Rek: "There you are! my donkey! I guess that merchant was right. They always come back." Rek untied Ureas who was in the donkey costume. Ureas saw that an ogre was touching him. Ureas: "Unhand me!" He screamed. Rek: "There''s no need to play hard to get donkey. After all, I''m your love and life. Come let''s play donkey." Rek picked up donkey over the shoulder and went into the stone house. Ureas: "Nooooo! Let GO! NOOOO!" Ureas had snot coming out of his nose and tears streaming out of his eyes. Ureas: "I''m a HUMAN not a donkey!" Rek: "Oh yea? You have the smell of a donkey, a strong one at that. You cannot fool me who is a donkey expert. Don''t worry I''ll make you "HEHOOA" all day and night." Ureas: "No! Anything but that!" Rek: "Ppssht Donkey what else would you be used for? Hahaha haha" Rek laughed it off and started on his donkey. Ureas: "No! I will not allow you to be my love or life!!" Screaming in despair. Rek then shoved his little Rek inside of Ureas. Ureas: "HEHOoA!!!" Rek: "YES Donkey that it! YeEEeSSSSS!" Next Adventure Character Reminder: Mike (18) [Human]: Black eyes, Black hair that just comes down over the eyes. Has a Banging Body, little Mike became a big Mike. Sarah (17) [Human]: Brown eyes, Her hair was long and black. Her chest was even more full than the princess. Her lower curves where perfectly curvy but not overflowing. King (58) [Human]: Blue eyes, Blonde with white streaks, a little shorter than the average man due to his elderly age. Usually wears a red golden white cloak with a crown. Spymaster (?) [Human]: Brown eyes, Short grey hair, tall, black uniform. -__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__- The king opened the large wooden doors decorated with gold accents. "...it''s WET and Dirrrrrty time." Then he carefully shuts the doors behind him. The king opens the large wardrobe next to the door. It has many meat suits in it... he puts it on quickly... he is now decorated in sausages ( ?¡ã ?? ?¡ã) and beef. In the room before him are countless puppies prancing around the room. A few hours pass... .... The Spymaster walks in quietly focusing on solely opening and closing the door, to make sure that he''s sneaky 100% of his attention was focused on making no squeaky door sounds. The door was opened just a crack, so that a person could just get through. SqueeEeeEeeee... "Fuck..." quietly stated the Spymaster. He then gazed at the seated King''s back. The King who was still focusing on the puppies. Had rosy cheeks filled with love and a huge smile for the puppies licking and biting his meat. He was also petting a brown Labrador on the head. It wagged it''s tail happily. While looking at the other puppies the King had an excited look. A moment later he froze and darkness flooded his face. When he noticed... that puppies don''t go "SqueeEeeeEee". The puppies are still happily partaking of his meat. The King slowly turned around. The Spymaster coughs, his eyes dart off to a window the sun is setting. "I have news of the search for the missing hero Beber Bleach." "My WET DiRrty!!!" "You have interuopptefff muy WET aND DiirrrTY!!!" The King was exasperated and took deep breaths. HUFF HUff Hufff.... "So... did you want to... join in?" Asked the King. "No..." Immediately replied the Spymaster who was still looking away. The room became silent for a moment. "So you found the hero Boy Bleach?" "It''s Beber Bleach Sire." .... The sun was setting on the horizon. Mike and Sarah were on top of the city gate watching the carriage carrying Ureas go on its way on the long stone road ahead. Sarah: "I will go back to the city castle as the city lord with Betulle. He will help me rule." Sarah looked down, there was a minute of silence. She then lifted her gaze. Sarah: "So, our deal is now over..." she stared at Mike who was watching the horizon. Mike: "Yea..." ''IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT! My level went up. I learned all the books in that old mans library just by flipping open the covers. I finally got to touch a girl for the first time in my life.'' Sarah: "Where will you go now?" her hair fluttered in the wind. Mike: "I will go where the wind takes me..." He looks to where the wind blew. It blew towards the Honfor castle which was right behind Sarah. Now hes looking at Sarah. ''Never mind that will just take me back to where I was... I messed up trying to look cool.'' Sarah: "To me?" She blushed. Mike looked into her eyes and opened his mouth to say something. But suddenly a void portal appeared below his feet. Stunned Mike looked down. He was dropped straight into it and the portal quickly closed. ....... Now Mike was alone in pure darkness. Mike: ''Where am I? What is this? I seem to be able to breath but I feel as if i''m floating. There is no smell. This place is pretty weird. Maybe I can use my magic to get out of here. Status." Level: 2 Name: Michael Xema Age: 18 HP: 99999/99999 MP: 177929835/177929835 Classes: Dark Mage, Hero Titles: Exhibitionist, Jokester, Hero, Dark Mage Skills: Sword Arts[SSS], Dark Magic[SSS], Body Strengthening[SSS], MP Recovery[SSS], MP Drain[SSS], Ward[S], Shadow Walk[SSS], Teleportation[SSS], ??? Blessings: Bangin Body[S], Dodge Everything (Active) [???], Language Comprehension [SSS] Mike: "Shit... Dodge Everything is Active. I guess i''m in this place because of it." Mike: ''I guess I need to deactivate it.'' A robotic voice said ''Dodge Everything has been set to inactive.'' Mike: ''Nice, but i''m still here.'' I need to turn this place off, I need to go home.'' Mike rubbed his chin in thought. Mike: ''Maybe this will work...'' "XBAX GO HOME!!!" *Nothing happens* ''I should try teleporting home'' Think about home...'' "TELEPORT HOME!" ..... Mike was now standing in the middle of a room. The floor was covered with a white rug. There was a bed covered with a blue blanket, white sheets, blue covered pillow. Two windows. A wooden wardrobe, closet, desk, computer, bookshelf. ''This is my home.'' Mike: ''I wonder what Sarah is doing right now?'' *bzzzzzt BzzzzzZTTtttt BZzzzZzzzZzzzZT BzzZzzZzzZttTtt* The phone''s alarm was going off. Michael quickly picked it up as he did that he noticed that he was wearing his school uniform. A navy blue blazer, white shirt, and navy blue slacks. The phone displayed Tuesday, 8:00. Its time to head to school. Mike put the only shoes at the door and headed out of the white suburban home. .... Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere.Mike is sitting in the back corner of the classroom next to the window. Mike: ''Was that all a dream?'' ''Lets check, Status.'' Level: 2 Name: Michael Xema Age: 18 HP: 99999/99999 MP: 177929835/177929835 Classes: Dark Mage, Hero Titles: Exhibitionist, Jokester, Hero, Dark Mage Skills: Sword Arts[SSS], Dark Magic[SSS], Body Strengthening[SSS], MP Recovery[SSS], MP Drain[SSS], Ward[S], Shadow Walk[SSS], Teleportation[SSS], ??? Blessings: Bangin Body[S], Dodge Everything (Inactive) [???], Language Comprehension [SSS] ''Yep its still there.'' ???: "Hey Mike you look taller and stronger than yesterday. What have you been eating?" Mike: "Oh thanks Jack, nothings really changed." ''Jack is the ladies man of the whole class. Hes good looking and I don''t mean just nice skin and welcoming eyes. But hes also tall, blue eyed, and blonde these are rare qualities around here. I would say hes the main character of the school. He''s the star of the theater but also great at sports.'' ''If he was an ad on the side of a browser almost every girl would shout "GET!" and spam click that ad. Even if it lead them to a virus site.'' ''Me i''m just a nice friendly side character, i''m under the windows shade. But I don''t mind that at all. Yea it would be nice to be popular. But i''m not going to do my all to get it.'' ''Wait a minute, Jack said yesterday. If I was here yesterday then only twenty four hours have passed. But I was in the other world for about a week. Maybe the other planet''s gravity pulls time and space less than Earth. Allowing the time to flow faster there. Or maybe my skill teleported me to the time and place I needed to be in... I have no idea.'' I started scratching my head. Jack *nods*: "Okay have a nice day." He smiled then left to go talk to two girls waiting at his desk, which is in the center of the room. ''Jack doesn''t usually talk to me. I guess my looks got better? I haven''t properly looked in the mirror yet so I don''t know how much I changed.'' Mike gazed forward towards the whiteboard where Jennifer sat. Jennifer is the most beautiful girl in the school. She has long light pink hair and pale skin. A beautiful body. Mike has liked her since first grade. Little did he know that he saved her once... [][]FLASHBACK[][] On a sandy playground for kindergarteners a girl with short black hair was being beat up by two other girls. One waved her arm which scratched the beat up girl with her sharp nails. The other one pushed the beat up girl down against a large tree. The girl fell before the tree. She weakly looked up at the girls who beat her. "OOOi!!!" shouted a boy with black hair, this was Mike. He was wearing jean short overalls and a red t-shirt. On his left fist where five rings. Red, blue, green, yellow, and pink. These rings where toys based on a popular hero tv show. It was about five people who could transform into warriors by using the rings. And the finishing move happened when all the rings where assembled. "Luckily for you two I respect WAMEN!... I mean WOMEN!" The two girls looked at the boy like he was stupid. "WITH THE POWER OF THE FIVE RINGS I WILL DEFEAT YOU!!!" Mike''s left hook hit the first girls cheek hard. Making her head hit the other girls head knocking them both into the sand. The two girls got scared and had tears in their eyes and ran away. Mike: "Your safe now." The girl had tears dropping out of her eyes. Mike raised her up with his left hand. He noticed that her finger next to the left pinky was bleeding. The girls crying slowed when she saw the pink ring on Mike''s finger. Mike: "You like the pink warrior?" The girl nodded. Mike took off the pink ring and put it on the bleeding finger next to the pinky. Mike: "Does it feel better now?" The girl nodded with a big smile, the last of her tears where trickling down her cheeks. Mike: "Good." Mike started to leave the playground looking like a badass kindergartener. Girl: "Wait!...." Mike stopped walking. While looking at Mike''s back she asked "What is your name?" Mike: "Mike." Then he left. [][][][][][] Jennifer is looking at Mike straight in the eyes. Shocked Mike reflexively turned his head to look out the window. ''Why is she looking at me?!'' Mike looked back and saw that she was now just getting ready for class to start. ... Class ended, everyone left to go to lunch. Only Jennifer and Mike was left packing up their books. ''I usually wait for everyone to go since the halls get crowded. But Jennifer never stays here that long.'' Jennifer walked up to Mike when he just finished packing. Jennifer: "Could I talk to you... on the roof?" School Life Character Reminder: Mike (18) [Human]: Black eyes, Black hair that just comes down over the eyes. Has a Banging Body, little Mike became a big Mike. Sarah (17) [Human]: Brown eyes, Her hair was long and black. Her chest was even more full than the princess. Her lower curves where perfectly curvy but not overflowing. King (58) [Human]: Blue eyes, Blonde with white streaks, a little shorter than the average man due to his elderly age. Usually wears a red golden white cloak with a crown. Spymaster (?) [Human]: Brown eyes, Short grey hair, tall, black uniform. Jack (17) [Human]: Hes good looking and I don''t mean just nice skin and welcoming eyes. But hes also tall, blue eyed, and blonde. I would say hes the main character of the school. He''s the star of the theater but also great at sports. Jennifer (17) [Human]: Jennifer is the most beautiful girl in the school. She has long light pink hair and pale skin. A beautiful body. Mike has liked her since first grade. -__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__--__...__-- Jennifer: "Could I talk to you... on the roof?" Mike confused replies with: "O k..." Jennifer smiles: "Good." Jennifer thinks: ''When did he become so handsome!? Its like hes a model. He changed too much in a day, its pretty suspicious. Anyways I need to take a step before he''s taken and to see if he''s the real Mike. Other girls might shout "GET!" at him...'' Jennifer goes out the classroom and Mike follows her. They get up to the rooftop door but it''s locked. Jennifer takes out a key and unlocks the metal door. Mike: "Where did you get that key?" Jennifer: "The student council president gave it to me." ''Huh I guess that president is trying to gain her favor.'' The rooftop has no one on it except for Mike and Jennifer. Jennifer looked straight into Mike''s eyes, she looks serious. Mike: "What did you want to talk about?" Jennifer clenches both of her fists looks down and closes her eyes. Jennifer now opens her eyes and takes a deep breath. Then shouts "I think we should be friends!" then mumbled quietly "for now..." Mike''s thinking pauses. ''What did I do? to make her want to be friends with me? This is a dream come true. I can finally talk to Jennifer. Wait no... did I just get friend zoned?''If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Mike still surprised: "Ok." After that school continued like normal and Mike went home. ... Mike opened the door: ''I''m home... Of course no one would answer if I said that out loud.'' Mike looked at the full body mirror in his room. ''Wow I look like a model now. I could even threaten Jack in the looks department. I guess the Bangin Body isn''t a scam, Thanks God.'' ''I guess I should practice my magic now.'' Mike stayed up late trying to use magic in different ways and eventually fell asleep. ..... Jennifer was at home thinking about today''s events. The room she was in had pink curtains, white walls, a pink bed, a white desk, there were also quite a few stuffed animals. She was smiling in her bed hugging a pillow. ''I''m happy I could finally make a move on him.'' Then her reminiscent gaze went to her ring finger currently holding the Pink Warrior''s ring. ..... {Author}: [Like the first person here? tell me... pls? The comments is pretty empty lately. Where''s the Exp?] I was late the next day of school, woke up too late. I opened the door in a rush and ran out the door, at a normal speed of course. Then I fell into a huge crater right outside of my home. Don''t worry I landed on my feet in style. I was quite surprised, since usually I dodge them. But they are normal since there are super heroes and villains here. Why am I not going to the other world? Because peaceful days are nice. Anyways I''m running on the red brick road to the school gate. At the opened school gate there is a thin red string blocking the way. A normal human wouldn''t usually see these things but I feel that my whole body has leveled up since I was revived. I stop and touch the thread. Its tied to the school gate''s bars and tightly leads to a bush at the other side of the gate. I walk over to the bush. Using the thread as a guide for my hand. The bush rustles. Suddenly a girl wearing a school uniform with long brown hair and brown eyes pops out of the bush the red string is tied to her pinky finger. Girl: "So you are the man my red string of fate has bound me to!". What? um isn''t this just a red string? lets just ignore this. She''s a suspicious person. I start walking past the gate. Then my sleeve was grabbed onto. Girl pleads: "I''m not a suspicious person!" Mike: "And I''m not part of your red string of fate!." Girl: "Wait! I even have the marriage registration!" She hurriedly shoves a paper right in my face. I glance at it and see the name Shira Moshiop on it. Shira: "Just sign here!" She points to the empty name space. Mike: "So this is a marriage scam?" Shira pulls at me hugging my arm with her modest chest. I start to get uncomfortable. Shira: "NOOOOO!!! You are truly destined for me! A fortune teller told me!" Mike: "A fortune teller?" ''Well fortune tellers might be more accurate than I used to think. I can use magic now. So maybe they can too?'' Shira lessens her grip and looks down to recall her memory. While she does that I pull my arm and start walking. Shira: "Yes she said that a late student who touches this string will be my husband." Shira: "Yea that''s it!" Shira then looks up to find that her fateful man has escaped her red string of fate nowhere to be seen. ..... Mike gets to the back door of his classroom. ''I hope I didn''t miss much.'' He opens the sliding door to find that class hadn''t started and the teacher wasn''t in yet. He then looked at the classroom clock next to the whiteboard to see the time. ''Weird I''m definitely ten minutes late.'' With all the gazes of his classmates Mike went to his seat and sat down. The front door of the classroom opened up. A bald middle aged man walked in: the teacher. Teacher: "We have a new classmate today." Student 1: "A new student?!" Student 2: "I hope its a girl!" Student 3: "Calm down number 2!" Student 2 was already bleeding from his nose. Jack thinks to himself ''I wonder if its another capture target?'' Jennifer was paying attention to the front sliding door. Mike: ''So this is why class started late.'' ''I have a bad feeling.'' The Teacher looks at the door and smiles: "You can come in now." Shira walks in. Mike: "I knew it." Monster Character Reminder: Mike (18) [Human]: Black eyes, Black hair that just comes down over the eyes. Has a Banging Body. -__-_____--___---__---_-____--__-______--_----- I shadow hopped to the edge of the metropolis onto a five story parking lot and found the cause of the emergency. A monster approaching the city, it was a 100 meter tall Uganda Knuckles. Mike rubbed his eyes speechless at what he was witnessing. How this came to be you ask? well here''s the explanation. In a sterile white laboratory. A male scientist in a black lab coat and frizzy white hair took an echidna, and dropped it in an experimental red liquid. "With this my experiment will be COMPLETE!" shouted the scientist with excitement. Then his radiation equipment went haywire sparks flew everywhere the room was shaking, clanging was heard coming from the machine. "NO NOT AT THIS POINT wHY?!" Then it emitted rays of radiation into the liquid. The rooms shaking dropped a laptop into the liquid. What was currently on that screen you ask? It was Uganda Knuckles. Yes this mad scientist was also... A MEMER. ED: YOUR FUCKING MEMEING Then the metal tub broke and an Uganda Knuckles exploded out of it while growing at an insane rate making the ceiling cave in. It then looked down at the scientist with its round black eyes and asked "Dew, U, No de Wey?" its mouth flapped open largely as it let out each syllable. The scientist answered "tHe WaY cAn bEee fOuNd, thRouGh BLOOD!" shouted the scientist crazily A not so well proportioned foot wearing red sneakers smashed down crushing the scientist, making blood spurt out. ....... Mike of course didn''t know any of this. What he did know was that Uganda Knuckles was approaching the city and had already got very close, it was on the plains before the city. The police and military fired at the Knuckles with their guns but, it was useless. A dozen rockets where fired from a truck mounted with missiles at Knuckles. They exploded in it''s face and a cloud of dust formed blocking the monster''s view. A soldier asked "D-did it work?" The dust cleared, but there wasn''t even a cut on the giant Knuckles. "W-hat?" asked a dazed police man. "We need a hero!" shouted a soldier. "RETREAT!!!" shouted the commanding officer. The Giant Knuckles gaze pierced at where the missiles came from and saw the police and military running away. "Why are u running?" the Knuckles was puzzled.This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience. Knuckles'' voice echoed throughout the city. The military and the whole populous became terrified. ....... The citizens ran around in terror "WHERE ARE THE HEROES?!" A red blur came flying from the metropolis. I watched the red blur confront the red giant. It was the Red Warrior. My favorite childhood TV show was based on heroes like him. He had a red jumpsuit and a mask covering top half of his face. He also had cool spiky red hair flowing behind him. Floating in the air the Red Warrior examined the enemy. The Red Warrior Exclaimed "Whoa! that''s a big one." "I might not be able to handle this alone... I''ll have to do my best until then." This Red Warrior pressed a button on his belt and then a red mech with the appearance of a human appeared out of no where replacing the Red Warrior. The mecha was about a quarter the size of the Knuckles he was facing. The red mecha blasted itself at Knuckles. He flew in front of it and punched it''s over sized tummy. Sadly there was no effect but a jiggle on the Uganda Knuckles. Instead of the tummy collapsing from the impact the red mecha''s fist got crushed. "NO WAY!" shouted the Red Warrior as he watched, the shock waves of the jiggle, fade into the fat of the Giant Uganda Knuckles. The red mecha then looked up to see; a dumb faced Knuckles throwing a white gloved fist at him. The red mecha was stuck far away from the red monstrosity into a grey skyscraper, destroying the building in the process. Glass shattered and metal beams came crashing down onto the city and it''s people. The red mech was still flying from the hit''s impact and it crashed into a street causing concrete and dirt to fly into the air. Red lights flared in the Red mecha''s cockpit. *BEEEP BEEEP CRITICAL DAMAGE ENTERING REPAIR MODE* "Where is the rest of my team!?" I watched as all this happened "It''s time to test my strength now." I opened up the skills board Level: 2 HP: 999999/999999 MP: 197929835/197929835 Skills: Sword Arts[SSS], Dark Magic[SSS], Body Strengthening[SSS], MP Recovery[SSS], MP Drain[SSS], Ward[S], Shadow Walk[SSS], Teleportation[SSS], ??? ''Wow my skills really shot up from level one.'' ''Lets try using Body Strengthening and then teleport to the back of the giant red meme.'' I used the skill then felt the strength of countless men flowing through my veins. The Knuckles had waddled its way into the city and was reeking havoc as it went on its way. It stomped indiscriminately on people and crushed buildings fire and rubble was left in it''s wake. I instantly teleported facing the back of the unknowing Knuckles. And threw a punch with all my might at him. Then there was no more giant red meme. Instead there was red mist. the punches force caused the blood to be instantly vaporized. ''What?'' I was dumbfounded from what my right hand had caused. Then I teleported away into an empty alleyway. The everyone who witnessed Knuckles explode burst into cheers as the monster was no more. Some where shedding tears of joy and others of sadness at loss of their loved ones. But who was that hero that could one hit that monstrosity? All heroes are registered by the Association of Justice but none could think of who he was. The Red Warrior who just recovered and entered the sky couldn''t believe it. He could only sit in the mecha with his mouth wide open. [BZZZZT Hey Red where is the monster?] A female voice asked the Red Warrior through radio. "No where, its gone." replied Red who was still surprised. ........ Inside of the city''s police headquarters. "So whats wrong with this guy?" asked a police man who entered. He was sporting a buzz cut and a badge that listed Police Chief. He stared at a man at a large desk in the small grey room with one computer many monitors and a large TV at the center. "I''ll explain so that you can look out for him." the Detective in the suit paused. "First look at this video." the Detective pointed at the flat screen TV on the wall in the small grey investigation room. A video from a street cam showed a cross walk. A truck passes by and rams into a male student walking on the sidewalk. He is hit from the front grill of the truck. Blood splatters then disappears. "Wait? What happened?" the astonished Chief asked. "You saw it, that black haired student was hit by the truck. But no body was found at the scene." explained the Detective. "eh" the Chief was struck dumb. "Well, this is what I think. It might be an awakening." "You mean that student could be a hero?" "Yes but his power isn''t known. What is, is that he is still alive." "And we already have an investigation currently under way." "Pssht, I''d expect no less from the Hero Agency''s Investigation Team." Monster Character Reminder: Mike (18) [Human]: Black eyes, Black hair that just comes down over the eyes. Has a Banging Body. -__-_____--___---__---_-____--__-______--_----- I shadow hopped to the edge of the metropolis onto a five story parking lot and found the cause of the emergency. A monster approaching the city, it was a 100 meter tall Uganda Knuckles. Mike rubbed his eyes speechless at what he was witnessing. How this came to be you ask? well here''s the explanation. In a sterile white laboratory. A male scientist in a black lab coat and frizzy white hair took an echidna, and dropped it in an experimental red liquid. "With this my experiment will be COMPLETE!" shouted the scientist with excitement. Then his radiation equipment went haywire sparks flew everywhere the room was shaking, clanging was heard coming from the machine. "NO NOT AT THIS POINT wHY?!" Then it emitted rays of radiation into the liquid. The rooms shaking dropped a laptop into the liquid. What was currently on that screen you ask? It was Uganda Knuckles. Yes this mad scientist was also... A MEMER. ED: YOUR FUCKING MEMEING Then the metal tub broke and an Uganda Knuckles exploded out of it while growing at an insane rate making the ceiling cave in. It then looked down at the scientist with its round black eyes and asked "Dew, U, No de Wey?" its mouth flapped open largely as it let out each syllable. The scientist answered "tHe WaY cAn bEee fOuNd, thRouGh BLOOD!" shouted the scientist crazily A not so well proportioned foot wearing red sneakers smashed down crushing the scientist, making blood spurt out. ....... Mike of course didn''t know any of this. What he did know was that Uganda Knuckles was approaching the city and had already got very close, it was on the plains before the city. The police and military fired at the Knuckles with their guns but, it was useless. A dozen rockets where fired from a truck mounted with missiles at Knuckles. They exploded in it''s face and a cloud of dust formed blocking the monster''s view. A soldier asked "D-did it work?" The dust cleared, but there wasn''t even a cut on the giant Knuckles. "W-hat?" asked a dazed police man. "We need a hero!" shouted a soldier. "RETREAT!!!" shouted the commanding officer. The Giant Knuckles gaze pierced at where the missiles came from and saw the police and military running away. "Why are u running?" the Knuckles was puzzled.If you come across this story on Amazon, it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. Knuckles'' voice echoed throughout the city. The military and the whole populous became terrified. ....... The citizens ran around in terror "WHERE ARE THE HEROES?!" A red blur came flying from the metropolis. I watched the red blur confront the red giant. It was the Red Warrior. My favorite childhood TV show was based on heroes like him. He had a red jumpsuit and a mask covering top half of his face. He also had cool spiky red hair flowing behind him. Floating in the air the Red Warrior examined the enemy. The Red Warrior Exclaimed "Whoa! that''s a big one." "I might not be able to handle this alone... I''ll have to do my best until then." This Red Warrior pressed a button on his belt and then a red mech with the appearance of a human appeared out of no where replacing the Red Warrior. The mecha was about a quarter the size of the Knuckles he was facing. The red mecha blasted itself at Knuckles. He flew in front of it and punched it''s over sized tummy. Sadly there was no effect but a jiggle on the Uganda Knuckles. Instead of the tummy collapsing from the impact the red mecha''s fist got crushed. "NO WAY!" shouted the Red Warrior as he watched, the shock waves of the jiggle, fade into the fat of the Giant Uganda Knuckles. The red mecha then looked up to see; a dumb faced Knuckles throwing a white gloved fist at him. The red mecha was stuck far away from the red monstrosity into a grey skyscraper, destroying the building in the process. Glass shattered and metal beams came crashing down onto the city and it''s people. The red mech was still flying from the hit''s impact and it crashed into a street causing concrete and dirt to fly into the air. Red lights flared in the Red mecha''s cockpit. *BEEEP BEEEP CRITICAL DAMAGE ENTERING REPAIR MODE* "Where is the rest of my team!?" I watched as all this happened "It''s time to test my strength now." I opened up the skills board Level: 2 HP: 999999/999999 MP: 197929835/197929835 Skills: Sword Arts[SSS], Dark Magic[SSS], Body Strengthening[SSS], MP Recovery[SSS], MP Drain[SSS], Ward[S], Shadow Walk[SSS], Teleportation[SSS], ??? ''Wow my skills really shot up from level one.'' ''Lets try using Body Strengthening and then teleport to the back of the giant red meme.'' I used the skill then felt the strength of countless men flowing through my veins. The Knuckles had waddled its way into the city and was reeking havoc as it went on its way. It stomped indiscriminately on people and crushed buildings fire and rubble was left in it''s wake. I instantly teleported facing the back of the unknowing Knuckles. And threw a punch with all my might at him. Then there was no more giant red meme. Instead there was red mist. the punches force caused the blood to be instantly vaporized. ''What?'' I was dumbfounded from what my right hand had caused. Then I teleported away into an empty alleyway. The everyone who witnessed Knuckles explode burst into cheers as the monster was no more. Some where shedding tears of joy and others of sadness at loss of their loved ones. But who was that hero that could one hit that monstrosity? All heroes are registered by the Association of Justice but none could think of who he was. The Red Warrior who just recovered and entered the sky couldn''t believe it. He could only sit in the mecha with his mouth wide open. [BZZZZT Hey Red where is the monster?] A female voice asked the Red Warrior through radio. "No where, its gone." replied Red who was still surprised. ........ Inside of the city''s police headquarters. "So whats wrong with this guy?" asked a police man who entered. He was sporting a buzz cut and a badge that listed Police Chief. He stared at a man at a large desk in the small grey room with one computer many monitors and a large TV at the center. "I''ll explain so that you can look out for him." the Detective in the suit paused. "First look at this video." the Detective pointed at the flat screen TV on the wall in the small grey investigation room. A video from a street cam showed a cross walk. A truck passes by and rams into a male student walking on the sidewalk. He is hit from the front grill of the truck. Blood splatters then disappears. "Wait? What happened?" the astonished Chief asked. "You saw it, that black haired student was hit by the truck. But no body was found at the scene." explained the Detective. "eh" the Chief was struck dumb. "Well, this is what I think. It might be an awakening." "You mean that student could be a hero?" "Yes but his power isn''t known. What is, is that he is still alive." "And we already have an investigation currently under way." "Pssht, I''d expect no less from the Hero Agency''s Investigation Team."