《Marvel Gets Bizzare》


 Chapter 1 Her Name is Jojo

    The year is 2012 New York City a mother and her daughter are at the park. The daughter is swinging on the swing set and the mother is looking at her lovingly. The mother is a beutiful women with long black hair and light brown skin. The little girl skin is lighter than her mother''s but she has the same black hair with a purple bow in it. If you look closely on the little girl neck right between her collar bone you can see a star shaped birthmark. The people in this heartwarming scene is Alicia Jones and her daughter Jocelyne or Jojo for short.


    The mother begins to worry. "Jojo becareful you are swinging to high" said a worring Alicia to her eight year old daughter. " I am fine mom I am not even going that high. Check this out I am Ironman". The little girl slings out the swing like a rocke and strikes a poset. " JOJO !" Alicia screams but Jojo makes a perfect landing and starts to giggles" Nailed it". Alicia runs over to Jojo and hold her " THAT WAS DANGEROUS JOJO NEVER DO THAT AGAIN " " Ok a promise....your crushing me. I think I am in more danger now. Alicia " Don''t be a Smart Alec Jojo I am serious. Come on time go back to grandma house." "Ok" said Jojo and she takes Alicia by the hand and they begin to walk back to her grandmother apartment.


    As they are walking Jojo see kids with a two parents family. Sure she loves her mom and her grandma but she would like to know who her father is or was. All the kids at school have dads. Everytime she aske her mom distracts her with icecream. she would always say. " I could tell you about your dad or we could get icecream" and of couse Jojo would always choose icecream. What can she say she is a live in the moment type of girl. Jojo is smart she knows what her mom is doing but the temptaition of that frozen milk treat blocks out the rational side of her brain


    " Hey mom what can you tell me about my dad" Alicia freezez. Jojoj has been asking more and more questions and she does no want to answer. Sure every child as the right to know there father but he has some powerful bizzare enemeies and she just wants to keep her baby girl safe." Come one mom give me something", pleaded Jojo." Fine he has strange hair but told him I said thar". Jojo gives her mother a I can not beleive you gave me a bullshit anwer like this face. Jojo is about to call her mother out on her bullshit but than she looks up at the sky " HOLLLLYYY SHHIIIT ! "" JOJO LAUNGUAGE ! but than Alicia see what made her curse and holy shit is right are those aliens?


    Unlike all the other idiot just standing there she does the rational thing. She picks uo her daughter and runs.. A swarm of Aliens begin to attack the city. Alicia tries to fine some cover. One man is shot with a laser beam a hole in his chest." OH MY GOD" ! screams Jojo. People are panicking and screaming A building collapse right infront of Alicia and Jojo at the Last second she pushes Jojo out the way and a slab of concrete falls on top of her. " MOM MOM" Jojo screams but she can not lift the slab of concrete. " Run Jojo save yourself:. Alicia is barely hanging on now. She is coughing up blood.


    Two Chitari warriors comes down and they begin to attack Jojo and the dying Aliicia. Jojo is pissed. She even more pissed when Franky Swarts stole her bow. She never been more pissed in her life." DON''T TOUCH MY MOM !" Like god answering her prayers her body glows puple and a figure comes out of her shadow. It has light purple skin, long silver hair, pointed ears and gold eyes . It also wearing a dark puple leotard and tutu. With a pair of purple steletto heels. Half its face is covered Horazonataly." What is that" Jojo wonders. One of the Chitari attacks, Like it does not see the ghostly figure in from of him."Um...attack"?Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon.


    HARA!


    The ghostly fuguregoes right infront of the of the Chitari warrion. It kicks it in the head and it begins to spin. It spin so fast that it flies of the Chitari warrior body" OH MY GOD !: Jojo screams. Jojo wants to hurl but she hold it in she can not break down now. She looks ar the other Chitari, It is still confused what is going on." Go wild:


    HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA!


    A storm of kicks barrages the Chitari warrior like a machine gun but more painful. when it over all its organs spin out of its body.


    Two Chitari warriors retired !


    Jojo goes back to her mom she now has the power to lift up the slab, but It is to late she is already dead. Jojo begin to cry. That draws the attention of a man in sta bangle tights. The Super Soldier Captain America himself. He see the seen and takes little Jojo out of to the nearest hospitol. This is the day Jojo found out she was not normal. It was also the day of her mother death


    The Year 2019 New York. It has been seven year since the battle of New york where Jojo lost her mother and the creation of the Avengers. It also has been seven years since Jojo unlocked her stand. We now find ourr young heroine in the park playing her guitar. She has become a beautiful young women like her mother. A crowd has gathered listening to her play."Thank you thank you I will be here all week". Than Jojo hears a familar sound " JOJO ARE YOU DITCHING AGAIN !" Shit it is Bobby''. Jojo pack up her guitar and her tips and bolts" " GET BACK HERE JOJO ! This is Officer Robbert Perkins. Also known as to Bobby to Jojo. They have been playing this cat and mouse game since Jojo was thirteen" Come on Bobby your ruining my lively hood can''t you just let this go. Hey where is Officer Douche?'' He actually smirks at that but he still chases after her. Jojo runs into the subway station and hops on the door close right before Bobby can grab her." BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME BOBBY" ! " JOJO"! Bobby yells into the distance.


    After her masterful escape from Bobby again she decied to head back home. When she get home her grandma Willow was waiting for her. She does not look happy" How was school Jojo.". " Oh you know school is school, We do math and science and stuff". Willow does not look amused with Jojo answer. "Willow did you go to school". " Yes" Jojo said sheepishly. Willow gave her the glare. " For like and hour....ok maybe fifteen minuets but that is longer than last time. Williow just sighs. Jojo" grounded". " Oh big time but I need you to go get some milk were running low"


    Jojo did not want feel the wrath of Granny Willow and she was already introuble so she will not sass her just this once. Jojo head to convience store. When she got to the store she did not find a single person wich was strange. It is only Five and she know the store is not closed. Than she hears som sort of mumbling and looks up and finds several people tied up on the ceiling by... plants? suddenly several vines come to grab her out of nowhere but she avoids the attack. Than she hears a voice " Well aren''t you a cute little thing how do like my garden" " Did you do this" she questioned/ The mysterious man just laughs" They were simple test dummies on my new found power soon you will join them. What I hate most are surviors"


    GUNS AND ROSES !


    Suddenly his body glows green with and a ghostly figure apears. he has green skin and yellow bug eyes. He is wearing a pancho and a sombreo with roses on them.. In his hand are two pistols. Jojo first thought is that he is like her. She has never met someone like her before. Mystery Man" Now take her out" Jojo:" Great why do I always have to deal with this shit and if I do not hurry up Granny Willow going to be pissed looks like I have no choice


    BILLY JEAN !


    Her partner appears and he is utterly shocked by its appearence." HOW DO YOU HAVE A STAND !: Did Kaito shoot you with the arrow as well". That Jojo had more questions. "So his is not natural. and who is Kaito?.I will worry about that later. Mystery Man" Just in the world are you


    The name is Jones, Jocelyne Jones but my friends call me Jojo

 Chapter 2 Billy Jean vs Guns and Roses

    Jojo Pov


    It was just an average day. I went through my daily routine. I would skip school a Midtown High and walk around the streets. I did not even want to move there but granny made me she said I was wasting my potential at my old one, I don¡¯t think I have stayed a full day since the semester started. Than I would get chase by Bobby the rent a cop, Dude is like my stalker doesn¡¯t he have anything better to do beside tracking me down and sending back to school. Anyway, just when I think my day is going to be another boring fate hit me like a hammer and some guy I never met before is robbing the store in my neighborhood and he is got a spirit like me. Well I guess it is called a Stand.


    Mysterious man ¡°My name is Verde and this is my Stand Guns and Roses and as you can see my ability is to able to manipulate plant life.¡± Said the mysterious man. I look around the room and see seven people caught up in his stands power, ¡°I came here to train on some little sheep but it looks like a wolf came into my hunting ground even though it is a puppy. I guess what Mr. Gold said was true. Have you ever heard of gravity¡± said Verde? ¡°It the force that pulls us on the ground¡± I say to him. He nods his head. ¡°Yes, that correct aren¡¯t you a smart one. Did you know stand user are drawn on to one another like a moth to a flame? They could be friends or enemies. The wheel a fate has spun and we cannot stop it.  Since it is out first meeting and you are a fellow stand user, I will let you go I am feeling generous. So, what is your answer little puppy:


    My brow start to twitch this asshole is underestimating me and frankly he starting to piss me off so here is my answer ¡° BILLY JEAN!¡±


    Billy Jean¡± HARA!¡±


    Billy Jean is over there in an instant and kicks his Stand right in the face. I go in for another kick but he uses his plants to make vines an escape I start to taunt him ¡°I guess this puppy knows how to show it fangs. You said you came to your hunting grounds, that is where you done goofed. I di not come in to yours you came in to mine¡±.


    ¡°That hurt you bitch. You just made the made the biggest mistake in your life and it will cause YOUR DEATH GUNS AND ROSES!


    Guns and roses begin his attack by shooting his pistols. It look like he is firing seeds  I make Billy Jean avoid it because I do not  know what they can do. One of his seed hits a near by soda can it grew in an instant and exploded the can from the inside. Ok note to self-getting hit with one of those bullets is bad. He fires more rounds but Billy Jean avoids the with her speed. Looks like he is faster than he is. I move her across the store.


    ¡° Hahhahahahaha it look like your stand is a close combat type it cannot get near me it can not hurt me.. What good are those powerful kicks if they cannot get into range.


    Cocky bastard we will see who has the last laugh. He begins to fire rounder and I continue to avoid moving across the store like a game of cat and mouse. After this continues this exchange he stops for second,If you come across this story on Amazon, it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it.


    ¡° What the matter what happen to all that confidence you had all you have been doing is been jumping around it like you are not even trying to attack,,,, because your not¡­ YOU BITCH  YOU TRICKED ME !¡±


    He notices that seven people that were captured around the store are now gone. Took the idot long enough to figure it out, but it is to late now all the people he caught are now safely out the store.


    ¡° It must have been your stand ability that rescued those people when I was not paying attention. What did you do what is your stands ability¡± Asked Verde?


    ¡°Like I would tell you. Only idiots would tell the enemy their stands ability. I am not and idiot like you¡±. I had little smirk on my face and his eyebrow twitches I can tell he is pissed. He would not be the first. I have a habit of pissing people off. He begins to laugh for some reason. I raise and eyebrow


    ¡° You done it now but I guess it is fine because you fell into my trap as you can the whole store is my personal green house. Incase you have forgotten Guns and Roses can control plant life and look at the store we around


    Jojo¡± SHIT!¡±


    Plant and vines wrap all around my bodynd I can hardly move he begins Is that  to laugh harder and slowly walks up to me,


    Verde¡± You are a certainly felt out in certain place before I kill you I am going to have some fun with you hee-hee¡±


    Jojo¡± Touch me and you will regret it I will knock every single one of your teeth out¡±.


    Verde¡± Is that a threat:¡±?


    ¡° No it is a promise and I always keep my promises¡± I stare him down and ge him a extremely cold glare he laughs at me.


    ¡°That was even funnier the second time. I love breaking strong girls like you. I love the look of the last bit hope diminishing from there eyes it get me so hard¡±.


    ¡°Did anyone ever tell you that you¡¯re a freak because I know I am not the first one. I am guessing the first was your mother¡±


    He slaps me and I glare at him. Than he starts to move his hand towards my chest my lips curve up it is time to strike


    ¡°PEPER SPRAY!


    ¡°OH FUCK YOU BITCH WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MY EYES MY EYES !


    ¡°Now STUN GUN!


    ¡°WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE GETTING ALL THESE HIDEND WEAPONS !


    Then I use my stun gun and I shock him in the nuts.  You think with your dick and your dick pays the price; Not I take out the Jones¡¯s family Anti -creep stick.  You may think hey Jojo that is just a bat. No, it is a Bat with the word Jones on it. Than I slam it into his gut. I activate my Stand power and Verde sinks into the floor.


    ¡° ¡­. How¡± Verde says barely hanging on to life .


    ¡°It is simple really simple my Stand¡¯s ability is to able to phase any object that it touches. That how I got the people out they went right though. I set a little trap of my own. You see. You been looking at breast since I got here don¡¯t think I have not notice. These things have been attracting a lot scum since I was 13. I knew deep down you were pervert and would try to take advantage of me if you found me defenseless. You walked right in¡±.


    ¡°But where did you get the weapons from¡± Verde question


    ¡°Oh, that is easy I use my stand ability to hide them in my Body, The pepper spray in my right arm. The stun gun in my left and the bat in my leg. I am never un armed. We live in a bad neighborhood. Your lucky My grandmother carries a magnum .45 in her purse. I telling you all this because you¡¯re not going to remember any of this


    ¡°Another one of your stands powers¡±


    ¡°No, I am just going to kick you in the face until you forget.


    ¡°        ¡°


    ¡°Now I have Promise to keep¡± I start to crack my knuckles


    ¡°Wait can¡¯t we talk about this no one was hurt I was playing around boys will be boys can you forgive me¡± Verde pleads


    ¡°Um let me think¡­.. No BILLY JEAN !¡±


    Billy Jean ¡° HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HAR HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARA HARAAAAAAAA !


    Name Verde


    Stand: Guns and Roses


    Power: Plant Manipulation


    Status: RETIRED!


    Well that felt way better than it should have I leave in battered and bloody and still in the floor. Than I start to hear sirens. Lucky for me I told them not to say a word about before I freed them. The I use Billy Jean to get the security camera and I jump through the wall right before the cops show up. I make it back to Grandmas and no one is the wiser Than Granny just looks at me annoyed.


    ¡°Jojo where is the milk¡± Granny asked?


    ¡°       ¡°


    I FORGOT THE MILK!

 Chapter 3 How Do You Know My Moms Name

    A Japanese man and women walk off a plane in New York. The woman has blonde hair in two buns and a long braid and green eyes and pale skin, she is wearing green tank top and blue jean with a leather brown jacket. She has a butterfly tattoo on her right forearm and star shaped birthmark on the back of her neck.  The man is wearing a purple long sleeve collar shirt, blue jeans and a black leather jacket. He also has a purple star birthmark on back of his neck, But the most bizarre thing about him is hair in the style of a pompadour hairstyle. They are 21-year-old Jolyne Kujo and 36-year-old Josuke Higashikata.


    ¡°Hey Gruncle Josuke, you think my Oldman information is right and the thief and the Bow and Arrow is here in New York¡± ask Jolyne


    ¡°Will you stop calling me that I am only thirty-six and it is making me feel old. I am sure Jotaro is always perceptive about these types of things. I still can believe the Bow and Arrow was stolen from the Speedwagon Foundation. I do not want what happen in Morioh twenty years ago, that arrow makes more stand user. We don¡¯t need any crazier things happening in a city like New York:


    ¡°What about the avengers should we contact them we are on their home turf after all¡± said Jolyne


    ¡°No, it is not like the can see Stands they will be totally outgunned. It best we do this quietly and head back to Japan. It is not first time I have been to New York. I know a Stand user here he will be our back up¡±


    ¡°Ok lets fine that Kaito bastard¡±


    Josuke and Jolyne start to walk out the airport when Josuke accidently bumped into someone and spilled coffee all over him.


    ¡°WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!¡± said the man


    ¡° I apologize sir I did not see where I was going it was my mistake and I am sorry¡± Josuke apologized.


    ¡°This shirt was Armani do you have any idea how much this shirt cost me you idiot¡±


    ¡°Good frickin grief he said he was sorry you do not have to be a dick about this you are fucking asshole¡± cursed Jolyne,


    ¡°Calm down Jolyne it was my mistake I will pay for your dry cleaning let everybody calm down and take a step back. There is no need for violence¡± Josuke say while trying to hold Jolyne back.


    ¡°At least the one with the stupid looking hair is smart and knows his place¡± said the prick


    ¡°Oh no¡± Jolyne says in a worried tone


    ¡°WHAT THE FUCK DID SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!¡± screamed Josuke.


    Now it is no longer Jolyne being held back but it is Josuke. She manages to grab him but not before he manages to punch the prick in the face several times. Josuke uses his Stan Crazy Diamond to heal the idiot even mange to restore is shirt.  Crazy Diamond can fix anything to its original state.


    ¡°I can not take you anywhere Gruncle Josuke¡± she says while she trying to hold back her laugh Josuke just smiles sheepishly.


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    Jojo pov


    I am rudely awaken by a bucket of water in my room I am  about to curse the mofo out when I see my grandmother standing over me,


    ¡°Get up I am taking you to school today make sure you go¡± said Willow.


    I just but grumble but I get up. I brush my teeth and get in to the shower. Than we sit down and eat. Than Granny get her keys to Betsy her old station wagon that is older than my mother. I do not know how She gets that thing going. She drives us to my school Midtown Highschool. It were all the smart people go. As I get out the car my Granny honks at me.


    ¡° Aren¡¯t you forgetting something¡± My granny said smile.


    Oh this evil hag I know what she is playing and it not going to work. No¡­ Not going to happen. I will not say it.


    ¡°Jojo¡±


    FUCK!


    ¡°I love you Grandma Willow¡± I cringe


    ¡°I love you too my little Jojo Bean¡±


    The kids begin to laugh. I want to die in a hole. My street cred gone in an instant by my grandmother. My grandmother is so evil she does not punish you oh no that is much too easy for her she embarrassed you so much you either die of humiliation or you listen to her. I walk in to school and I fine my best friend Carmen Santiago. Carmen is short she is five foot while I am five foot eleven inches.  She has tan skin with light brown hair and eyes I go up to Carmen


    ¡°Hello, my little cinnamon roll I have returned¡±


    Carmen begin to sign Carmen is deaf, so she must read my lips. I also learn sign language  from her when I was in middle school. She seems a little pissed at me.


    Don¡¯t call me cinnamon roll you were not there in my time of need now you are dead to me!.


    Woah slow down Carmen your hands go faster when your mad I cannot understand you while you are signing so fast.


    I said DEAD TO ME!


    She starts to give no cold shoulder. This is not the first time I have been dead to Carmen. I was Dead to her last week. There is only one way to get her talking again I pull out  a bag of candy. Her eyes sparkle.


    Ok you are resurrected all is forgiven. Curse me and my love for sugary treats. I will not forgive you again though.


    Yeah, I have heard that line before too. Carmen the type of girl that changes her emotion on the drop of a hat, but that what makes her so interesting.


    ¡°So why where you so pissed¡±


    I will tell you at lunch you will never guess what happen to me it is crazy you will never believe it.


    After I say bye to Carmen, I head to class my table mate is some guy I think his name is Peter Parker. That guy is weird he is always disappearing even more than I am. He ditches class and I never come.  I sit down and then I notice someone I never notice before. The guy has tan skin and brown hair with green eyes. He is wearing all black.


    ¡°You Peter who is edge lord over there¡±


    ¡°Oh Hey Jojo you¡¯re here today. That is Indigo Joseppi he moved over here from Italy. He been here for two weeks. You have just now notice him he has been here for two weeks¡±, said Peter


    Well I guess I have not notice him because I kind of not came o this class for two weeks. So I guess that should be expected. Our teacher Mr. Harris comes in and spots me. He glares.


    ¡°Oh, it nice to see you actually came to class Miss Jones¡±


    ¡°Yeah it been a while Mr. Harris¡±


    ¡°Why don¡¯t you come up and solve this problem¡± Mr. Harris said with a smirk.


    I go up to board and I look at the problem I solve it perfectly. Harris groan. You see I am the type a person who does not need to study to pass test. I just read the text book for each class. I only come in to take the test. Even then I get a perfect score. All my teachers hate me, but they do not know what to do with me. I smile at him and he looks irritated. I have the effect on people. After that we have our lesson and at the end of class, he drops a bomb on us.


    ¡°I will be assigning a 3-person project this will be 25 percent of your final grade in your class and no you will not be picking partners


    Harris begins to call out names of our groups. Then I hear my name


    ¡°Jocelyne Jones, Peter Parker, and Indigo Joseppi the three of you will be in a group¡±


    So, I am with Peter and the New Kid I do not even think I have heard him talk since I been here. When Harris Called on him to answer a question, he just stared at him. I think Harris is kind of scared of him. Well he is big guy north of six foot. I do not find many guys taller than me. The bell rings, we agree to talk about the project after school. Well Peter and I talked Lord of Darkness just grunted. I sleep through most of my classes than time for Lunch. I sit with my girl Carmen.


    Ok girl your not going to believe this I got shot in the ass by an arrow.


    ¡° Wait what? Did I lose something in translation? Did you just say that you got shot in the ass by in arrow¡± I said with my eyebrow raised.


    Like  FUCKING FOREST GUMP ! Than the asshole just left me there. He did not even call 911. The strangest thing is my wound was gone a minuet later. That made me arrive home late.  I got in trouble. I GOT IN TROBLE BY BEING SHOT IN THE FUCKING ASS!


    Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah. Oh my god this is rich. I have never heard a funnier story. Carmen looks pissed but I do not care because it is to frickin funny.


    Fuck you Jojo ! I Am bearing my soul to you and your laughing at me.


    After that we head back to class. The rest of the day goes by and I meet Indigo and Peter after school. Well I meet Indigo. Peter ran off somewhere. We decide to go to Indigo place do that we can talk about our project because his house is closes. He lives with his uncle Marco Diaz. We get there his house is huge. I never would of guess prince of darkness came from wealth. He looks at the door and we can two pairs of shoes.


    ¡°Old man I am bringing someone over for homework¡±.


    I think that is the most I heard him talk. He answer says he is in the kitchen. Three people come out and when the one with the funny hair sees me, he freezes.


    ¡°Alicia¡± The man with the funny hair says


    ¡°How do you know my mom¡¯s name¡±