《In Highschool DxD With My Waifus》 Chapter 1 So You Were Hit by Mr. Truck I should have known I was going to hit by a truck in my first day in Japan. Come on Joe you read tons of manga and light novels, and watch a shit load of Anime. You should of know when a kid went into a street going after a ball and you pulled him out of the way you should of have known this would be your fate. Joe: Well At least I know that the kid is alright Right now I am in a white room. I guess I am waiting to be judged for all my pass deeds. Which really is not much anyway. I just wish I could have gotten a girlfriend before I died. I did not even get see one boob in my life that is just sad. As I am sulking in a feadle position in the corner. A girl appear a lollie in a white dress, blonde twintails and big blue eyes. Girl: Greeting Yamaoto Takeshi I am god and I am here to send you on a mission Joe: Excuse me? The girl now known as god just said my name is Yamoto Takeshi which is wrong because my name is Joseph Seto. I am half African American half Japense 16 year old kid. I was born and raised in Brooklyn New York and won a trip to my father''s homeland. God: I know your confuse but you have a great destiny Joe: I am confuse yes, but that is not why because my name it not Yamoto Takeshi. My name is Joseph Seto. God: Hah? Joe: My name is Joe. God: Your not Yamamoto Takeshi. Joe: Not Yamamoto Takeshi never met the man in my life. God: SHIT ! She begin to cuse under her breath than she makes a table appear out of nowhere. She starts taking out files. She Than picks out two. She curses again and yells out someone name. God: ANGELA GET YOUR ASS IN HERE !The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. A bumbling angel that is twice god size in more ways than one. She has blonde hair green eyes and a halo over her head. When she get right infront of me she trips and I can see her panties white and pure just like her soul. I quickly cover my nose. Angela: Ow that hurt hi boss. Who is that I did not know we had guess. God: Angela I ask you to bring me Yamamoto Takeshi does this looks like Yamamoto Takeshi HE DOES NOT EVEN LOOK JAPANESE ! Joe: Technically I am half Japanese. God: YOU SHUT UP ! Joe: Yes mam Angela: Now that I think about it he does look darker. Well I sent the truck like you asked. You said send the truck at exactley 10:00 am The god suddenley does a face palm and she start glaring at the idiotic angel. Angela cowers in fear. God: Angela I said 10:00 pm. I said PM YOU DOLT ! Angela: Woops The vain starts to bulge in God''s head and she fans her away not wanting to deal with her dimwitted subordinate. God: This is what I get for thinking she could handle a little more responsabilty. If she was not my daughter she be so fired. Joe: THAT IS YOUR DAUGHTER ! God: I know it surprise she has my looks but the brain of her father. That what you get for marrying a god from diffrent demsion. I should have listen to my mother. Now What are we going to do with you. I realize we kind of dropped the ball with this one so there should be some sort of compensation. Good thing I have your file. Joe: Can''t you just send me back God: Sorry that is against the rules, but I can send you somewhere eles. Now let see where do I send you here is the perfect place. Joe: Don''t I get a say in this God: Sorry I have to find a world were there is no God or a God weaker than me to send you here is the perfect place. You like boobs rights Joe:,,,no God: Don''t lie to God I read your file. Joe: Yes God: Ok I will send you to the DxD world. There god is dead and people get away with a lot shit in that universe. Joe: You mean that TV show with all the Devils and the Pervey Dragon God: Yeah that one Joe: I just can not go there like myself I will die. I have seen that show. I will probably be impaled by a deadly spear of light. God: That is true you do look useless ok I got and idea I will give you two powers and reincarnate you. I will also give a starter kit. Joe: Hmm ok two powers better than nothing God: You have 10 seconds 9..8....7 Joe: OH WAIT ! Ok I am going I decide the two powers are from the two animes that I was watching before I died. Joe: I want unlimted blade works and to be able to fight like Archer from Fate Stay Night can that count as one. God: Your pushing it but I will allow it. Done ok next. Joe: I want the Imagine Breaker from A certain Magical Index. I want to be able to turn it on and off at will. God: Why aren''t you specific ok done. Now that taken care of Why don¡¯t you stand right there Joe: Like this God: Perfect now make sure you tuck and roll on your way out Joe: What... AHHHHHHHHHHHH ! Then God hits a button and I fall through a trap door. I can hear her say something abouth just shootig lighting at Yamamoto Takashi the old fashsion way. I feel sorry for that bastard. I hit the dirt but strangely I am fine. It looks like crash next to lake. I look at myself and I have changed my brown eyes are red and my hair is white. When did I get abs. Great all I needed to do to get hot was die. Than a backpack falls next to me. Joe: I guess this is the starter kit I look in and see a box with chess pieces, clothing, food,a sword, and a DVD. Jow: How the hell am I going to play this Suddenley a TV and DVD player fall from the sky. I guess that is conveinent. I put in the DVD. It is God and I see her in a school teacher outfit with glasses God: Hello Class I am Mrs. God and I am going to teach you everything you need to know about being a Devil Joe: WHAT ! Chapter 2 Accidental Queen Joe Pov Wait did I hear what she said correctly. I am not human anymore. Which is really ironic if you think about it. Why would a god reincarnate someone as a devil. I do not have much time to think about it because the slide show begins. It in black and white kind of like those health show in the forties. God: So you got reincarnated as a devil insert name here. Well I am here to inform you and teach you all you need to know let get started now shall we. Bertrum next slide A man who looks to tired for this crap presses a button God: You might not know this but your body is going through some changes. Don''t worry it it is perfectly normal. You will now notice that you have three more apendeges two wings and a tail. Devils know how to instinctively fly like a butterfly that just came out of its cacoon. Why don''t we try it out for a bit please pause the video and test out your wings. I pause the video than I spread out my wings. I try to start flapping them and my feet slowly start to float off the ground. I am actually flying. I decide to test these bad boys out and I stat fly around and I do loopty loop after I get tired I go back and press the play button. God: Now that tested your new body parts lets talk about your old ones. you are now stronger faster and more durable than you ever before. You also have night vision and can see far better at night than you ever could before. Now lets talk about what we all want to know about magic. You are a high class devil that means you have and extreame amount of magical power. Try focousing some in your hand I foucus and a warm sensation enter my hand and I look at that far off mountain. I am and I fire a blast of purple energey five seconds later half the mountain is obliterated Joe: DANM ! God: I would wait before firing until you have control over your new found power. You a high level devil which means your walking disater on two legs. Joe: Now she tells me. God: As a High level devil you are the king and what is a king with out his servernts. Pick up the box you will find several chess pieces in there. If you suck at chess I sugest you learn to play better real fast. You have one Queen, two knights, two rook, two bishop and eight pawns. Each peice is one servent your Queen being the strongest and your pawn being the weekest, but no peice it worthless. Each peice have a diffrent abilty. Knights are swordsman and rely on speed. Rooks are strong and have a high defense. Bishop have high amount of magic power. Pawns can promote themselves and can become any piece as long as they make it to enemy territory. Your queen is your second in command they have all abilty of the others. I pick up the queen piece. Joe: I guess I should get a queen first I can''t have a captain without my first mate. God: Your pieces are also diffrent fom the one in this world. since you are not from this universe shouldn''t your peerage not be from this unverse as well. These pieces allow you to choose and pick people and copy them from diffrent universes to join your peerage aren''t I nice. Joe: Yeah that pretty cool. I wonder why she allowed this God: Why I allowed this I thought it would be funny people with strange powers never been seen before throwin the world into chaos is will be so enteraining. Joe: What a little troll God: Now I will send you and assistant to help you on your adventure into the new world. I would move if I were you.The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. Joe: Huh? Suddenley I hear screaming. I look up and see a familar sight of white cotten panties that I swore that I have seen before. Angela: KYAAAAAAAAAAAA ! Angela falls right on top of me. If I was not a devil this girl would have killed me again. Wait where is my queen piece? Angela: I landed softer than I thought I would. Joe: That is because you are on my back please.....get off Angela: I AM SO SORRY ! She gets off me and bows her head. Than I realize something she is wearing a French maid outfit. You can really see her cleavege. Joe: Why are you here and why are you wearing a maid out fit. Angela: I came here because I wanted to apologize. I volunteered for this assigment I must right my wrong I did to you. Joe:You still are not answering my question why are you wearing the maid outfit. Angela: Mom read your file and said you liked maids for some reason but I don''t understand it. Why is this skirt so short. Joe: That lolli is trolling me again. Hey look there is my queen piece. I see my queen piece between Angela hefty moutains. I am about to ask her to give it to me when it starts to glow. Joe: OH SHIT ! Angela: Joe what is going on. I panic and I reach for the piece but it is to late and it is already going inside her. The only thing that is in my hand is Angela right boob. I know this not best time to notice but I can not help myself. Joe: So soft Angela: KYAAAAAAAAAHH! SLAP ! I am hit with classic anime slap that I woukd never get in my life time. I knocked out cold. When I wake up it is about fifteen minuets later. I wake up which I beleive is the legendary lap pillow. I still have her hand print on my face. Angela: Joe I am so sorry. I keep on screwing up your life. I keep on screwing up everyone life. I am so useless. If only Beatrice was here instead of me. Joe: Beatrice? Angela: Beatrice is my older twin sister she died saving me, I know nobody says it but people say they took the wrong twin. Joe: Don''t say that. Sure your a little... clumsey, but that can be worked on. Beatrice saved you because she thought you were worth saving. Like it or not we are stuck together. Call it fate, destney, or little lolly trolling me once again. You are now my Queen that mean your now my responsability She does not say anyhing but she just smiles. We start to have a moment by something howling we look up and see flying monkeys? What is this the Wizard of Oz. The biggest monkey comes down. It is black and gray. instead of brown It also has a scar on his eye. Monkey leader: Were you the one that blew up my home Joe:...... Monkey Leader: I am Taka leader of the flying monkey Demons did you destroy our home. Joe: It was an accident Taka: So it was you I expect compensation Joe: I am sure we can work something out. Taka: We will take the women Joe and: Angela: WHAT ! Taka: She is your Servent devil is she pays us back with her body than We will let you go. It a fair deal. Joe: Ok now your pissing me off, I was fine and happy with working off my debt, but you crossed a line. So why don''t you go back to what ever left of your littl mountain and go throw poop at each other you stupid ass monkeys. Taka: Look like the young devil has some backbone kill him and take the girl. Angela: Joe don''t do this you bareley know me. Joe: Yeah but your my Queen now your my responsabilty TRACE ON ! SENBONZAKURA ! A blade suddenley appears in my my hand. I copied the zanpakto of Byakua Kuchiki from Bleach. I have Ulimted blade works I can copy any thing I see that includes anything from anime and dad said TV rot your brain. Joe: Scatter Senbonzakura Angela: So beautaful Joe: Beautaful but deadly My sword than turn into sakura petalas and the monkey laugh wel they did until they started being cut into bits . Monkey: AHHH MY ARM ! Monkey2: WHAT MAGIC IS THIS ! Monkey3: MY EYE MYE EYE! Monkey 3: OH MY GOD HE KILLED MANNY ! Monkey 2: YOU BASTARD ! Taka: We underestimated the boy switch targets to the girl. Get her and we have all the leverage when can get. Joe: SHIT ANGELA RUN AWAY ! The monkey go after Angela. Shit I am not going to make it in time. Angela: I will not run away. I am done being useles. I WILL PROTECT MY MASTER ! Suddenly a red aura of energey comes from her necklace and her devil wings come out her hair turn black and her eyes red. She looks at the monkeys. Angela: You insect wish to to touch me KNOW YOUR PLACE ! A beam of red mana comes out of her hands and she obliterates all the monkeys that was after her. Joe: DANM ! Angela: Wow you are less useles than I thought. I thought you were punk but your not that bad. I been watching you Joe Seto. Joe: Angela Angela: My name is Beatrice Taka: YOU BITCH YOU KILLED MY MAN I WILL KILL YOU ! Beatrice: Useless CHAOS SMASH ! Her fist glows red and she punch Taka in the head so hard that it flies fright of his body. Than she smiles. SHE IS A SADIST ! Beatrice: I can''t beleive I got called out for a weakling like that now Joe Seto we need to talk for starters WHY THE FUCK AM I IN A MAID DRESS ! She shoots a black beams of energey at me but I negate it with Imagine Breaker. I knew that would come in handy. See what I did there. She clicks her toungue. Beatrice: I forgot that old hag gave you that abilty. I will let you go for now since you helped protect Angela. Joe: Just who are you Beatrice: You already know the answer I am Beatrice your Queen. But that does not mean I except just yet my man can not be weak. Oh you touch Angela your touching me so touch her again and I will mount your balls to my wall and display them as a trophey. Do we understand each other. Joe: Yes mam Than Beatrice neclace glows and her hair turns blonde and her eyes back green and she becomes Angela again. Angela: What happened. Joe why do you look like you about to piss yourself. Joe: Nothing noting at all Who is Angela is she Angela or is she Beatrice what is the real her. Looks my life will sure be intresting with a queen like this. Chapter 3 2 Bishops a Knight and a Rook No One Pov In house in Kuoh Town 2 girls are playing what looks like a ripoff game of Super Smash bros. Girl with long raven black hair with ribbons and turquoise eyes and pale white skin, She wearing a long red sleaves shirt and black skirt. She is around a b cup and looks 16. The next girl is has shot gold hair with bangs and yellow eyes and white skin. She is wearing a blue short sleaves shirt that does not cover her stomach and jean shorts. She looks 18 and is a D cup. The game is over and the victory goes to the blonde. Raven haired girl: I can not beleive I lost to you. Blonde; It is all skill Raven Hair: Skill what skill you just spammed the same move over and over again you stupid bimbo. Blonde: What ever you say washboard. Raven: BIMBO ! Blonde: WASHBOARD ! Raven: BIMBOO! Blonde: WASHBOARD! These two that are arguing are Rin Tosaka and Leone. Another girl comes in she has purple hair blue eyes and pale white skin. She is wearing a kendo uniform and is coverd in sweat and makes it able to see her curves she is Saeko Busujima Saeko: You to are at it again. Rin: She cheated Leone: No I didn''t she just jelous of my mad skills. Hey Saeko you want to play a round . You have been in the Dojo since boss gave you that sword. Saeko: Master gave me this weapon so I just want to use it to the best of my ability. Will you two please stop fighting or do I have to get Beatrice. Leone and Rin: NO WERE GOOD ! Saeko just smiles. Everyone in this house we all know not to offend Beatrice you can offend anyone but Beatrice. Suddenly they here a voice coming from the kitchen. ??? Guys dinner The three girls head to dinner there they meet there master Joe Seto and his Queen Angela/Beatrice in the kitchen the meal is once again made by Zest. Zest is has ebony skin white hair and gold eyes. She also the oldest at 22 years old and has the biggest breast in the house at an E cup. She is wearing a modest made outfit. Leone: Like always Zest your meals are on point. Rin: Seto are you making her were the maid outfit we all know you have a maid fetish. Joe: Rin I am hurt is that what you think of me. You really think I would trick her into wearing a maid outfit. Leone, Angela, Rin, and Saeko: Yes They all deadpan Joe just sighs If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it. Zest: It fine I wear this because I want to not because I have to. All I want to do is please master. I saw the girls wearing this in the magazines that master had under is his bed. I am sorry if I have failed you. if not exactly like the girl in the picture but I could not wear such a short skirt or only dress in my underwear. I will do better next time. Joe:...... Sundenley Angela neclace glows and her hair turns black, her eyes turn red and she becomes Beatrice. Beatrice: WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT BEING PERVEY ! Joe: AHHHHHHH ! Zest, Seako, Rin, and Leone: Poor master This all been going around for three weeks lets go back in time see how this came to be. How these for became the servents of Joe Seto. Joe Pov 3 weeks prior after are fight with the monkey king. We decide to make a hideout in their lair. Angela and I make a home in the moutains after that. I get out four chess pieces it been several days and I finaly decided who my first four servent are going to be. I take out a knight, a rook and 2 bishops. Joe: Ok lets do this Angela I will start with the two bishiop. How does this work. Angela: Just imagine who you want, What they look like an their age. Than add your mana piece Joe: Ok here it goes my first bishop will be Zest from The Tesament of Sister New Devil age 22 Suddenley the chest piece glows and there appears Zest in her demon form. Than it changes. Her wings turn into devil wings and she now has a devil tail. Her eyes are still close. Angela: Now use the kiss of loyalty Joe: Kiss of loyalty Angela: Yes bite your toungue and kiss her than the blood will awaken her and she will be your loyal servent. Joe: How come I did not have to kiss you Angela: Do you really beleive Beatrice would let me kiss you. Joe: Yeah your right she probaly say. You kiss her you kiss me and I will cut off your scroutum and mount it to my wall. Angela: That was pretty good. Joe: Thanks ok lets do this. I bite my toungue and and blood flows and I kiss Zest she open and her eyes and starts to moan. Is she suppose to do that. I let go and she breath heavely. Zest: I am Zest and you are my master. I will follow you to the end of my days. Ok the next person is Rin Tosaka from Fate series she is a tsundere a mage that knows how to get things done. Joe: Rin Tosaka age 16 The bishop glows and she appears. She grows devil wings and a tail. I bite my tongue and I kiss her and she moans. Why are they all moaning. Rin: Geez master you might have been a little to forcefull Joe: Sorry But than I here under her breath Rin: It not like I did not enjoy it idiot. Tsundere the next one is my rook and I decide on Leone from Akame ga Kill. I wa so pissed when she died they did her wrong. Now she get another chance in this life. Joe: Leone 17 She Appears and like the others sprouts wings and a tail. Than I go over and kiss her she open her eyes and almost jumps me. Leone: Master how about we leave these three and go somewhere more quiet. She is about to flirt more when Beatrice apears and grabs her by the skull and flings her to the floor. Her cheeks were red was she jelous nah. Beatrice: I hate pervs Than she turns back into Angela confuse what is going on. The other two are now scared of Beatrice. Oh well will solve that later now I choose my final piece for now my knight. I choose the best girl from Highschool of the Dead Saeko Busujima. Who ever says it is Rei can go screw themselves I will forever be team Saeko she cool, beautiful and a badass swordsman. Joe: Saeko Busujima 18 A girl appears with dark purple hair in a ponytail and blue eyes snow white skin. she sprouts wings and a devil tail. I kiss her and she open her eyes. Saeko: It a pleasure to meet you master Joe: You as well Saeko After that I tell the situations. Rin already comes up with a plan. In two weeks somehow Rin and Leone have a ton of cash how they got it I will never know. Rin is genus in Magic and masterd this world magic in 3 days. Than she taught me how to make a teleportain circle and we teleport to the human world. Guess where we end up Kuroh Town. The place where Highschool DxD takes place. I decide to stay here because I can see the show live action. Rin gives money to Zest and she buys us a mansion because she is the only adult here. Just like that 3 weeks pass and Leone, Rin, Saeko, Angela and Myself enroll in Kuoh Acadamy tommarow as transfer students Flash back end I decide to go on a midnight stroll. tommarrow is a big day. It is my first day. Now should I enter the story or just watch from a distance. I don¡¯t enter I will know what happen but if i do. I will never know what comming next. Maybe I will contact them when I get little stonger. Right now I am better at swordmanship than magic. Well I had a foundation in kendo. My father was a champion in highschool and he taught me everthing I know. I only let him because I wanted to pull off sword moves I saw in anime. I know stupid reason, but I did get a couple of medals out of it. I wonder what mom and dad are doing now. What about my little sister kaya and my older brother Len I wonder how are they all doing. as I looking around I find myslf lost. Joe: Danm it I am lost I will not worry about It Zest will come get me eventually. I hate to say this but it happened before. I am sort of directionally challenged. My skills with a map is about as good as Zoro. I suddenley turn the corner and I see a girl with raven hair and boy with brow hair. they look familar. Girl: Please die for me Boy: What? He is stabbed by BY LEDGENDARY DEADLEY SPEAR OF LIGHT ! Oh know I know why this seems so familar. This is the spot the protaganist Issei Hyuoudou dies by the hand of Raynare and begins his new life. Joe: OH SHIT ! Raynare suddenley looks up and spots me and she blinks and I blink and than I do the most stupid thing I ever done in my life. Joe: Uh Hi Raynare: DIE ! She suddenley shoots me with deadly spear of light that will kill me if it hits me so I activate my right hand. Joe: IMAGINE BREAKER ! The spear insanstly disapears and she is shocked about what has happened than she stares me down. Raynare: Who the hell are you I put on a mask and cover my white hair I make it because I know Rias and her peerage will be here soon. The mask is like a mask that the Anbu from Naruto would wear. Joe: You thought you could kill me with your spear of light but you can''t because it is I DIO ! This is the night the house of DIO will make it name known to the world. All this because Joe wanted to act cool. Chapter 4 Dio Saeko Pov I have just gotten out of the shower and I spot Rin, Zest and Leone playing poker. Leone has a pile of chips. Saeko: Ladies where is Master Rin: Now that you mention it I have not seen him for while now. Leone: I was to busy taking Rin and Zest money Zest: He went for a walk Saeko, Rin and Leone: WHAT ! Rin: How could you let master go one of his walks. He always get in trouble when he goes out for one of his walks She says this while making air quotation marks Leone: He is quite danger prone last time he some how stumbled into a bank robbery and he just went out to get some milk. Saeko: Not to mention he seems to get lost easily and this is a new area. Do you think he will be ok. Zest: He will be fine master is strong. Hey speaking of people missing has anyone seen Angela. The three of us look around and we do not spot Angela anywhere either. I not worried about her if she get into danger Beatrice will protect her. I just worry about if someone pisses Beatrice off we are trying to keep a low profile and Beatrice is anything but subtle Saeko: I hope thing don''t get out of hand Oh bye the way you might want to check Leone sleaves. Rin: What Rin comes over the table and checks Leone sleaves and finds out there are cards in them she begins to get pissed. Leone: How did those get there Rin: I KNEW YOU CHEATED YOU BITCH ! They begin to fight and Zest just sighs Saeko: There they go again Joe Pov. Ah shit did I just mess with the plot. I see Issei still on the ground bleeding out. Nope still a hole in his chess. I can work with this. All I have to is beat up Raynare without killing her. Also I have to not be impaled by a spear of light. Ok Joe you got this. You are not Joe anymore your DIO. Get in to character.This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. Raynare; I do not know what you did to my spear. I do not if it was skill or a fluke will soon fine out TAKE THIS ! She shoots another spear of light I do not move at all I activate my Imagine Breaker in my right arm and I nulify her attack once again. She begins to get irratted. Joe: Useless useles useless is that the best you can do are you nothing more than a one trick pony. She getting more and more irattated and she starts make a barrage of light spears. I don¡¯t want her to find the weakness of my imagine breaker. I can only nulify things that I can touch with my right hand, so I summond my Zanpakto Joe: Trace SENBONZAKURA ! Raynare: You think that toothpick that you call a weapon will be able to protect you from all these spears hahah you make me laugh Oh no she didn''t she did not just insult Senbozakura. This sword is one of my favorite in my aresenal of weapons that I have created. It also my first. You do not disrespect a mans first Joe: Scatter My sword turn into sakura petals and and I command them to attack Raynare spear of light are turns into pieces. I laugh Joe: Now It my turn to attack or are you not done playing with your littles glow sticks because I am no longer amused. You lik playing with spears let play with spears. It is time for you know your superior Trace on. I dispel my Senbozakura and in my hand appears a red spear, but this is no ordinary spear this is the spear of Lancer Cu Chulain I start powering up my spear and red energey is coming from it. I am activating Cu Chulain Noble Phantasim. Raynare notice my power begins to flee. Joe: Fool you think you can run from me it is USELESS GALBORG ! I thow it this Noble Phantasim abilitiy allow it to alawys hit it mark I decide not to hit her in the vitals because She going to die anyway and I do not want to ruin the plot well at least not yet. She get hit and take heavey damage Raynare: You have not seen the last of me She yells like a B rated villian. I am guessing Rias Gremorey should be appering any minuete. Speak of the Devil and she will appear. Rias appers along with her Queen Akeno. When She finds me here she becomes on guard not expecting me to be here. Rias: Who are you and why are you here Joe: Just out for a walk Rias: You really expect me to beleive that your wearing that mask and I can not even see your face. I can tell your not a stray and your at least a high level devil like myself. Are you after that boy as well. Joe: You can believe if you want to or not frankly I do not care and no I am not after the boy and his little toy. I guess this is farewell tomato head. Rias: What did you just call me I have to be an asshole because right now I am Dio and Dio is a major asshole. I have to make sure nobody can connect Joe Seto to Dio. Akeno: Rias do you wish me to take him don he looks fun to break. Her hand start to give off elestricity. I forgot Akeno is a bit of a sadist in battle. These are the last people I want to fight. Suddenley a pair of giant scissor are lauched at Rias and Akeno they bareley avoid the attack. They land in a near by tree. I know those scissors. They are Estase a weapon from Akeme ga kill and Beatrice and Angela weapon. I look over and see Beatrice. Takes out her Extase and prepares for battle Beatrice: Are they enemies Joe: They are our new neighbors it would be bad if we killed them. Besides I do not want the house of Gremory on my ass. Rias: Neighbor Joe: Recently I have just move to Kuroh town like I said I was just out for a walk. I do not have any wrong tension you do not bother me I will not bother you. Rias: So we stay out of each others way Joe: Simpler terms Rias: Can I at least get a name Joe: I am Dio of the House of DIO and this is my queen Beatice. I hope we meet again under better circumstance till we meet again. The two of spread our wings and we head off back to the mansion. As we are flying I take of my mask and I am wondering why was it Beatrice the one to get me. Joe: I assumed it be Zest to come get me Beatrice: It not like I care it was just that Angela was worried she asked me to go look for you. Joe: Where you worried about me Beatrice: Of course not. I get a little sad after hearing that. Beatrice: I knew you would be fine. Joe: Was that a compliment Beatrice: You have the surviorabilty of cockroach Joe: Wow your really good with those back hand complements you have them to an art form. Well I guess that progress. Beatrice: Come on Grandpa She calls me Grandpa because of my white hair. We continue flying I wonder If I should tell her I notice that she was lying when she said she was not worried about me. Her eyebrow squints just a little bit. She has the exact same tell Angela has when she lies. She was worried. Here I thought she was a Yandere you know how she wants to mount my balls. Now I am starting to think she just a very angry tsundere with a dirty mouth. I could have fun with this in the future. Suddenley the wind blows and I can see Beatrice black laced panties infront of me. I can''t help my self I give her butt a tight squeeze. Her butt better than Zest and Zest butt feels really good. Beatrice: YOU PERVERT ! She use Extase and slams me into the ground. As I am falling I can see Beatrice flushed face. SO CUTE ! As I am about to hit the ground I only have one thought in my head. Joe: Worth it As I am losing conscience I see Beatrice comes down at me. I hear something before I black out. Beatrice: And I was worried about a punk like you. Now I got to drag your ass back. Your lucky your cute. Chapter 5 Welcome to Kuoh Acedemy Joe Pov Rin: Let me get this straight on one of your walks you ran into a fallen Angel, you let her get away. Not only that you might have made enemeis of possible allies by acting like an asshole. Joe: Well if you put it like that.... Rin: YOU ARE MORON MASTER ! I HAD A PLAN AND NOW IT COMPLETLEY GONE DOWN THE DRAIN ! Joe: Uh sorry I panicked you know what I can be like when I panick. I do stupid things. Like make a fictional house, Leone: Well we were going to need a name of our house eventually. Joe: You understand me Leone. Leone: But it was a stupid decision your as subtle as Beatrice and she is as subltle as a bull in a china shop. Saeko: What done is done. What best you can do is fix the situation. We know Devils go to the school they are bound to sense our presence. Why don;t you explain yourself. Angela: Yeah maybe they are nice Rin: What ever is will have think it fast because we are now at the school gate. After Beatrice knocked me out I was out of it till this morining so the others had no idea what I done last night. Rin was pissed Leone laughed and Seako and Zest just shook there heads. We go to the Student council office to get our Schedule and who do I spot there is none other than Rias Gremory. Her eyes narrows. She does not know, she does not know. I will be fine. Rias: Your Dio aren''t you Angela: Well that was fast Leone: Could not even keep the secret idenity thing for a day Rin: Idiot Joe: Way to throw me under the bus guys I could have lied my way out of it. Now that think about it I am not best liar this probably for the best. Sona: This is the person you were telling me about he does not seem like what you said. Rias: I am surprised to with the personality change. Joe: Oh sorry about last night I was acting you caught me off guard and I was still in my role as Dio and Dio is an asshole. How about we start over high My name Joesph Seto the leader of the house of Dio Angela: Were still calling it the house of Dio Joe: I was never really good with names. It is fine. Rias: I assuming these girls behind you are your peearage. Joe: Yes this is Angela Titan my queen, Saeko Busujima my knight, Rin Tosake my bishop and Leone Regules my rook. I also have another bishop at home named Zest, I gave Angela the last name titan and Leone the last name Regules because they did not have last names where they are from. Rias: Wait wasn''t your queen Beatrice Joe: Oh about that Angela is Beatrice. I not sure but I think she has multiple personality when she get angry or scared or ready to fight she becomes Beatrice, But Beatrice know more about it and she won''t tell me and I won''t make her Sona: What is your attentions attending Kuoh Academey Joe: Honestly just finish my education maybe look for more people for my peerage, Most importantly have a kick ass high school expierence. Sona stares me down and looks at me in the eye Sona: Ok I believe you. here is your classes it looks like Saeko is in 3B Angela, Rin, 2C Leone is in 2B and you Mr. Seto are in 2A. Joe: Thank you Miss Sitiri Rias: Mr. Seto how would you and your Peerage like to join the Occults Reserch Club we loved to have you. Joe: Sorry Rias but I will have to decline. Rias: May have a reason Joe: My oldmen use to say two tigers can''t live on one mountain. Think of this way what would happen if you where or in the student council or if Sona was in the ORC. Your both high class devils you would probably clash and thing would never get done. Like you and Sona I am also a king. I need my own land to rule. You have the ORC and Sona has the Student Council I need something else that does not clash with the two of you. Rin: Wow master That was pretty smart and well thought out. Joe: I may not be as smart as you Rin but I have my moments. Sona: So are you saying you wish to create a club Joe: Yeah a club that not a bad Idea. I know the perfect club. It will be the Gludeus Maximus Reserch Society. Leone: What? Rin: He wants us to study butts Leone: ahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahh Suddenly Angela hair turns black and I am struck from behind. Beatrice: I AM NOT JOING A CLUB THAT STUDIES BUTTS ! She then turns back to Angela Angela: Sorry master but I do not want to either Saeko: Neither do I Leone: I don''t mine it will just be Me and Master alone he can study my butt all he want behind close doors. Rin: You would say that. Leone: Says the girl that likes to be spanked Rin starts to blushed yep Rin like to be spanked I guess because her dominate personality on the outside she like to be submissive in the bed room. Saeko: So you like to be spanked learn something new everryday. Rin: All of you go die. Sona: As much as I enjoying this conversation I will have to say I will be deniying your request for that club. It must be school apropriate. Joe: Fine how about the cooking club. That makes the four of them raised and eyebrow. Angela, Saeko, Leone and Rin: You can cook? Joe: Of course I can cook. I just to lazy to do it. Who do you think taught Zest. I do not like the lack in faith of your master. Saeko: I just never seen you do it. Sona: I beleive if you show some proof of your ability I will alow you to have your Cooking Club. Joe: You are also a none beleiver how much time do we have before school starts. I am going to make your toungue orgasim Miss Sirtiri. Rias: This I have to see. We all head to the kitchen. I take off my badana and put it around my head. Yeah my dad was cheif mom was a baker I know how to cook and bake. I never thought cooking was fun untill I watch Shokugeki no Souma. It made me have a dream to cook something that would make the clothes fly right off their bodies. I get bowls a chopping board, knives, a skillet. Than I get out the ingrediants and begin to prepare my dish. Rin: Wow he so focus I never seen him like this before. Saeko: Ladies do love a man that can cook. Angela: He seem so cool right now.If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. Leone: Go master go. I crack the eggs and stir them after I done I am cutting the vegtables, and meat with excellent percision. After I start frying the rice. The I put vegatables in one skillet and the meat in the other. Once everything is about cooked I cook the eggs. When It about ready a poor in the vegatables, meat and rice. Than I flip it. Joe: I present Omurice Sona: All that presentation and you just made Oumurice the stuff that they give out at a maid Cafe. I feel disapointed Joe: Don''t underesitmate maid cafes try it before you judge. I made some for everybody so enjoy. Sona looks suspicious she grabs a spoon and she takes a bite she instanley freezes. Sone: This can''t be it.... Rias: This is delcious Rin: Wow master If I could eat this every day I will stop calling you and idiot even when I am mad at you. Angela: It like a thousand tiny angels kissing each induvidual tastebud Or, it is like the first kiss with your first love on a cool summer night surrounded by fireworks. You just feel the spark. Saeko: Quite descriptive I never her someone describe food like that Angela but you are quite right it is delicious. You improved in my eyes once againe master. Sona: It good Joe: What was that. Sona: I SAID ITS GOOD ! Leone: Maste this so good I want to bone you right now. Sona: THERE WILL BE NO BONING ON SCHOOL GROUNDS ! I hate to admit it but it was delicious. Joe Seto I approve your request for the cooking club. Joe: It wasn''t much And I take off my bandana yeah I went through a Souma phase when i was around 14 I have not doe that since I battled my brother in a cook off. Sona: Alright it time for you to go to class. After we finish are meal we head to are respective classes when. I walk in I my whole class are girls but there are 3 boys. It the pervert trio. The teacher comes to introduce me.. Teacher; Class this is Joesph Seto and he will be joining you today. Mr. Seto would like to tell us about yourself. Joe: Hello I am Joseph Seto but I go by Joe. I like Kendo, anime manga cooking and.... suddenly my phone goes off and plays my ringtone by Sir Mix a Lot. I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can''t deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, want to pull up tough ''Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she''s wearing I''m hooked and I can''t stop staring Oh baby, I want to get wit''cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes (me so horny) Ooh, Rump-o''-smooth-skinYou say you want to get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me ''Cause you ain''t that average groupie I''ve seen her dancin'' To hell with romancin'' She''s sweat, wet, Got it goin'' like a turbo ''Vette I''m tired of magazines Sayin'' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah) Tell ''em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it) Shake that healthy butt Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty) I quickly turn it off but it is to late the danmage is already done my rep it down right screwed. The three guys in my class are now giving me the thumbs up. The girls look at me in disgust. Since my rep is pretty much screwed I might as well own it. Joe: I guess also like that Chapter 6 Joe meets Issei Joe Pov Teacher: Well that was and intresting introduction Mr. Seto. Try putting you celluar device on vibrate or have it off when your in class next time. Joe: Yes mam Teacher: Ok I guess you can sit by Mr. Hyoudou in the back. Joe: Yes mam I go take my seet I here the girls as I go bye. Some say bot another one. Another said the trio has now become a quartet. I do not care. I got Five fabulous ladies that knocks all them out the water by my side and I don''t need any of them. I sit next to Issei and we begin to class. After class is over he come up to me. Issei: I liked your ringtone. Joe: Aperently your the only one. Issei: I just have one problem with it the song should have been about boinking bazongas. Those lucious funbags are way better than a subtle ass. Joe: What? My friend I think you are mistaken. Any run of the mill guy can like a pair a tatas. Hell even I like a pair of dangerous double Ds but a true ass conasuer like myself know that only real man like the treaure we call the booty. We begin to have a intense conversation what is better the lovely bodacious booties. Or the lumps of flesh on a girls chest. The girls can not beleive what are talking about and the guys are taking notes. Joe; Alright lets me give you a history lesson. In earlier time before walked on two legs they walked on all fours. You could no even see a female breast The I draw a picture. Joe: What do you see Issei: Boobs Joe: Yes you see boobs, but this actually an ancient womans buttocks. So what would ancients man see Issei:..Boobs Joe: EXACTALY ! THE ASS WAS THE FIRST BOOBS WHICH MAKES BOOBS INFERIOR! Issei: NOOOOOOOOOO ! Boys: Mind blown Girls: What the fuck is this kid talking about he is so fucking weird. Joe: But that is ok it does not matter which is inferior and which is superior Issei it all about preference. Issei: That was beutiful Joe: Thank you. We both show each other a sign of respect and do a bro handshake. I think this is the begining of a beautiful frenship. But if he looks at my girls breast I will take him out. Soon we see girls fawing over someone and it turns out to be one of Rias''s servents Yuto Kiba or just Kiba. Kiba: Hello Issei Rias told me to come get you. Good afternoon Mr. SetoEnsure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road. Joe: Oh Rias told you about me, Kiba: Yes I was informed. Now come on Issei we would not want to keep the president waiting. Issei: Ok bye Joe Joe: See yah Issei After that I get a meesage from the student council president she says that my club room will be ready in a couple of days. So the girls and I decide to go home. When we get home Zest dog piles me. I guess she was lonely being the only one who was not able to go to school maybe I will ask Sona if she can get a job there she does have connections. As soon as we get home the girls beg me to cook for them but I am to tired. Suddenley Beatrice comes out and than she sits on my lap. Everyone is shocked. Her face turns red. Beatrice: If you cook I will let you grope my butt for 1 minuet Joe: Five and I get to grope you breast Beatrice: Fine Joe: Ok fine 3 oh wait seriously no negotiation. Beatrice: Just do it before I change my mind and just slam your head into the floor untill you cook, but I need you alive. The four you OUT NOW ! Rin: Yes mam Zest: As you wish Madam Saeko: You have gain my respect one again Miss Beatrice Leone: Your todays MVP Beatrice. I am finaly seeing here dure side she unbutton her school uniform and I can her red bra I skowly move my hand one on her ass the other on her breast. She begins to moan. I start squeezing her ass oh it is so soft and I spank it Beatrice: HEY ! Joe: Sorry force of habbit usually it Rin or Leona on my lap I Start sucking on Beatrice nipples and she begins to moan. Why the hell is this violent girl so cute. I must be a fucking maschoist. I start to get hard. I don''t care anymore if she kills me I am going to take her but as soon as I think that she get off me. Beatrice: Five minuets Joe: Nobody likes a tease Beatrice Beatrice: I put out now it is time for you to do your part chop chop. I feeling like italian today. Joe: I don''t have the ingrediants for itallian Beatrice: Than go get it, Joe: You can not expect me to go out with a boner right, Beatrice: I gues your right hey one of you go deal with that I know you have your ears aginst the door, Leona and Rin both fall through the door. Leona: Well I guess it my turn to take one for the team. Rin: Why is your turn. They begin to argue. I really don''t care who sucks my dick I am just glad I am in the possion to get my dick sucked. I did not even see Saeko already down on her kneed zipping down my pants, I did not notice till I felt a toungue. Joe: Oh god Rin and Leone: SEAKO ! She just ignores them and contiues to suck my cock, Who knew she was so good at this. Her toungue is swirling around as I am about to cum I grab her head and force it against my crouch. she swallowed and than she just smiles. Saeko: Your pretty big master. Leone: Sakeo what the hell you just can¡¯t come in and steal the prize for yourself. Saeko: You were taking to long and I just wanted to get it over with, But I kind of glad I did now. Oh my god Saeko thirsty for the D this is the first time she has took inative, Hell this is the first time Beatrice took inative maybe I should cook more often. I am a man true to my word. I pull up my pants and head to the store. I some marnara and some alfredo sauce I also get some beef chicken and shrimp. Than i get some bread and something to drink. I am on way home when I spot Issei. He heading towards a house I can sense holy energey. Joe: That is not good. I put a note on my groceries and than I send them ahead back to the mansion. I got to go save my friend he is probaly the only male friend I have and if he die who am I going to debate with. I head in ther and I see Issei a nun and a priest. The priest has a sword of light and a pistol. He about shoot Issei when the nun defend him, Freed: You whore your really going to defend this devil fag. Issei: Asia get out of the way Asia: Issei is a really good person even though he is a devil and I am not going to let you hurt him. Freed: Get out the way you bitch He kicks her out the way Issei: ASIA ! Freed: Now that here what I am going I going to stab you with my shinning sword of light than I going to shoot your little devil head with several holes now die Joe: SCATTER SENBOZAKURA ! Sakura petals swarm the building looks like Freed fighting instinct are good because he manage to avoide my sneak attack. Freed: Oh is this your gay lover devil boy. Joe: Hold up I am not gay I just had my cock sucked like ten minuets who by very hot girl and those who keep calling other people gay are usually gay themselves. Did something happen to you when you where a littl choir boy. Father Jeffery touch you to many times. Freed: Bastard Issei: Joe what are you doing here and how did you do that. Joe: Didn¡¯t Rias tell you I am Devil. Well I am not part of Rias''s peerage though. I guess she has not mention it yet. ???: I was planning to tell him another day. Rias and her peerage apperars. She looks at Freed and she looks pissed. Freed see he out numbered. Freed: I thought I was going have trouble with flower boy but it looks like red might give some trouble as well. It good thing back up is on it way. We look up and see a magic circle it looks like falling Angels are coming. Rias decide to reatreat and I hitch a ride with them to the ORC. I hear Issei screaming Asia name. Rias: Thanks for helping my Servent Joe you did not have to do that. I owe you one, Joe: No your fine he may be your servent but he is my friend. I don¡¯t really have that many guy friends. Well I got my ladies waiting for me at home see yah Issei Issei: See Yah Joe I make it home and I begin to cook when the smell starts coming out the room They all starts comming through the wood work. they even ask were I have been. It like they only want me for my cooking and my cock. which I am happy with Joe: Ladies I have announcment we seem to have fallen Angels in our town and I decided to add to our ranks. I feeling my second knight spot. That got there attention, I take out my box with my remaining chess pieces I take out the knight piece the other are curious who is it going to be. I decided the knight we need is someone the opposite of Saeko. While Saeko is cool calm and collected this person is a hot blooded fierce warrior. I activate the piece and a girl appears around 17 years old. She has tan skin and green eyes and lon raven black hair in a ponytail. She carriying seven swords. She has six short katanas and one long nodachi. She is a ninja swordswomen and one of the best in her universe. I kiss her activating the kiss of loyalty. ??? Yo master Joe: Ladies allow me to introduce you to are new family member. From the Seren Kagura unvierse meet the second knight of the house of DIO Houmura Houmura: Nice meet everybody I hope your strong Chapter 7 Owe me a Favor Joe Pov Houmura is the new member of our new family we must go to school early to get her registered for school. While the other are sleeping in. They said I made her, so I have to take responsibility for her. I am taking a shortcut through the park when I see Issei attempting to do a pull up, Issei: Danm I am weak I am nothing but a bitch boy. Homura: Well at least you know it Issei: AHH WHO THE HELL ARE YOU! I forgot Homura was a ninja and now that she has ability of a knight, she is extremely fast, she might be faster than Saeko. She easily slips behind Issei and gives a lackadaisical smile. I go over to both. Issei: Oh, hey Joe it is you who is this girl. Joe: Of this is Homura she is my new piece she is my knight and we are going early so she can get transfers in. Issei: Oh she is your knight WAIT HOLD ON YOU HAVE SERVENT I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE SERVENT LIKE ME! Homura: Even he was a servant he would not be as hopeless as you could not even do a pull up. My master is not someone so weak. Yeah, she would not follow me until I beat her in combat. She said she would not follow anyone weak. It was a long night yesterday Issei: Wait she calls you master that she your servant and you can do naughty things to her right. Like grabs her boobs right. Houmra: Oh, he can do more than just grab my boobs Issei: JOE YOU BASTARD! Joe: Don¡¯t hate the player hate the game Issei: Wait that girl is your knight right how many more pieces do you have around school, Joe: Oh, I have my queen, a bishop, a rook, and another knight that go to school here. Issei starts counting on his fingers than he notices something. The number of pieces I counted of is the number girls that transferred in. Issei: HOLD THE PHONE YOU BASTARD THE FOUR TRANSFER STUDENTS! The cool beauty with the rack as big as Akeno and Rias Saeko Busujima, Then the raven-haired genus Rin Tosaka with breast may be small but has potential to grow. After that we have the athletic blonde who is packing double d¡¯s but that does not slow her down Leone Regulus. Finally, we the golden hair goddess who breast I can not even think about because I refuse corrupt that pure soul. Joe: If he only knew. Homura: Why is he describing them by their breast I confused. Joe: Don¡¯t worry about it Houmra it is Issei. Issei: I hate you right now. Joe: You will get there one day you just have to believe in yourself or some other inspirational shit like that. Issei: Thanks Joe I am focus Joe I WILL BE HAREM KING! Homura: But first you must do one pull up your majesty and not be as weak as an ant. Issei soon get deflated and goes into a corner feeling dejected. I want to cheer him up and Houmra does not care in the least. Than I see nun that I saw last night in the park. Asia: Issei Issei: ASIA YOUR OK! Homura: I feel like I am missing something Joe: Come let leave them alone they got some catching up to do. We leave Asia and Issei and we head to the Student Council Office when we get in there Houmra immediately wants to go after Sona the battle junkie. I grab her by the ponytail Homura: Ow ow ow Master that hurt what was that for. Joe: I know what you thinking the answer is no. The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. Homura: But Joe: You can not fight the student council president. Homura: Not even a little duel. Joe: HOMURA! Homura: Fine master your no fun Sona: I take this she is your new piece will she be a problem I would hate to have aa delinquent in my school. Joe: Don¡¯t worry she will be finding she won¡¯t pick on random student unless provoke and you should be honored Homura wanting to fight you means your strong. Don¡¯t worry I will keep in eye on her. Sona: It best I put her in your class Joe: Probably be for the best. She just sighs and hand Homura her new uniform. While she goes changes I talk with Sona and we she tells us that our club room is ready. She put me as the president and Angela as the vice President. She also rights down all the name of my peerage. We get to class and Issei never showed up. I no her not getting any from the nun so where is he. Teacher: Class we have a new student this is Homura Kurnai would like to tell people anything about yourself. Homura: I am Homura I like martial arts fighting strong opponents and master. Girl: Did she just say master? Girl 2: Who her master Girl 3: Is she some sort of slave Boy: I would not mine having her as a slave, Teacher: Ok you can go sit Homura: I will just go sit by master Homura just walk in without listening to the teacher and plops right down next to me. I can feel the eyes on me. The glare is real. Joe: It going to be a long day. After classes in we head to the cooking club room which is nice is basically like a small apartment. The first floor is like a resturant. And second floor is like a small apartment it covered in purple my favorite color. We have a couch chairs, a TV, wait why do have a shower? Well the ORC is just as big. We all arrive one by one. As soon Angela walks in Homura goes for her but Angel turn into Beatrice and knocks her out with a brutal axe kick. Leone: how many times is that now. Rin: six Saeko: I will give it to the girl she is determined to defeat Beatrice. Joe: Can¡¯t you go a little easier on her. Beatrice: What the fun and that? Beside when I do it to you are knocked out a lot shorter than you use to be I feel like I am losing my touch. I guess still got it, In 30 minuets Homura is back on her feet saying she will get her next time, the girl is determined. Beatrice turn back to Angela and then Zest arrives back from the mansion, but she walks in it looks like she brought guess it is Rias and Akeno Rias: Enjoying the new place Joe: You guys get me. Would like some tea. Rias: Sure, why not. I ask Zest to make a batch and I can see through the comer of my eye Homura is getting jittery I think she wants to fight Rias, but Angela turns into Beatrice and grabs her by the ponytail. Joe: Sorry for her she likes fighting strong opponents win or lose when she feels someone strong around, she gets jumpy it works in progress. Rias: How about we put that energy to good use. Joe: I need more information. Rias: I assume you know about the fallen Angels Leone: I heard there pulling off some ritual that involve sacrificing a nun. Rias: Your quite inform Leone Joe: Don¡¯t be fooled by Leone nature she actually an assassin and is one of the best in gathering intel and going on stealth missions Homura: You¡¯re an assassin you want fight Leone: Thanks, master not you got the battle junkie on my back. Rias: You see Issei, Kiba and Konerko went into to retrieve the nun Asia Argento Angela: You want us to be a diversion so it easier for your team to sneak in so it will be easier for them to accomplish their mission, but the real reason why us, why not go ask President Sitiri unless you want something. You want Asia Argento you want to turn her into your peerage am I right. Rias: Your queen is smart yes, I want the power of Twilight healing in my peerage, Since when we first met and said you have no use for how did you say it little toys. I think you would not be bother. Joe: What is in it for me Rias: What do you want Joe: How about this I want one request from the house of Gremeory you never know when a favor from a big house like yours will come in handy. My one request no matter what it is you must agree. Rias: Fine I swear on the name of the House of Gremeory that I Rias Gremeory will owe Joseph Seto of the House of Dio a favor. Joseph: Ok ladies it time to go kick some fallen Angel ass Rias: Good luck Seto After Rias and Akeno leave the ladies and I get ready for battle. We head and make a Magic Circle. We head to the base and we see several guards Joe Now how do we get their attention Homura does not waste any times and she takes out her six katanas and wielding them like Wolverine and charges in screaming like a banshee all the way down the hill taking out priest left and right Joe: Well that is one way Angela; Shall we join her Joe: You know what let go wild TRACE ON TETSAIGA! I make the Tetsaiga Inuyasa sword. A big blade with a white fur hilt. Homura all ready knocked I guess it my turn to bust the door down Joe: WIND SCAR! A blast of demonic energy comes out of my blade taking out several Priest and fallen angel alike. The girls begin to make their moves. Zest goes into her battle mode and begin using her claws piercing her enemies than she her earth magic to create golems and have the crush our enemies. I look over see Leone using her Teague Lionel and she morphed in to a lion hybrid her hair gets longer she has a tail and claws I see her sneak attacking people left and right ripping out their throats. She loves sneak attacking people but hate being sneak attacked, but I never said she was not a hypocrite. Homura has gone into Crimson Mode her hair turns red and so does her eyes. She finally stops using her katanas and starts using the long sword on her back Engetsu. This mode allows Homura to weld fire and she begin to burn the enemy to ash. Saeko is cutting down enemies left and right smiling the whole time. I think her Pycho mode is activating begins to laugh and activate her Shikai Saeko: Dance SODE NO SHIRAYUKI! Yep that right when we got to world my present to Saeko was Sode no Shirayuki the Zanpakto of Rukia Kuchiki. I thought that sword would match her well, but it was up to her to master it. She already mastered her Shikai form that pretty good. She activates the first dance her enemies are frozen in a pillar of ice Saeko was not the only one I gave a Zanpakto to. Beatrice also had an affinity with one both Beatrice and this Zanpakto both have two separates being in them Beatrice: ROAR ZABIMARU! She uses Zabimaru like a whip taking out people all different angels a fallen angel tries to sneak up behind her, but she has an umbrella not just any umbrella it is an umbrella from the Yato clan from Gintoki. Beatrice: Die The Umbrella is modified so it shoots out magic bullet instead of regular ones and the umbrella shoots it out like a machine gun. I almost feel sorry for that guy. No, I don¡¯t because It was Hilarious. Rin: Uses her crystal and fire several gundo spells, She all fires different type of elemental magic out of her crystals. Some Angels think they can beat her if they fight in close combat, but they¡¯re wrong. Rin uses reinforcement magic and judo flips both then she karate chops both of the guys in the throat. I chose Rin to be my bishop because she one of the few mages that can fight a heroic spirit in hand to hand combat. I am doing pretty good as well this is a great place to test my weapons and they are the perfect test subjects. Progress involves experimentation. I first make Crescent Rose and I become a reaper on the battle field they try to run but Crescent Rose is from the RWBY universe EVERYTHING A GUN ! I turn Crescent Rose into its rifle mode and begin picking them off one bye one. Than I switch to the Denominator a gun from the Pscho- Pass Universe. I activated 300 point elimination mode. I pull the trigger and they blow up guts are everywhere. Ok that was gross. I don¡¯t have time to worry I activate my next weapon Buster man from the Fairy Tail Universe It grow Giant and I put the fear of God into them which Ironic because I am a Devi. It time I finish them off I summon Senbonzakura and I tell the girls to get behind. I just figured out how to do this. Joe: BANKAI SENBONZAKURA KAGEYOSHI ! That right I learn Bankai it too me while, but I am finally able to pull it off. Saeko and Beatrice are still not able to pull of their own Bankai. My sword goes into the ground than several swords appear. They turn into a storm of sakura petals I have complete control over. I flood the area in sakura petals there are no survivors. I turn to girls they look at me in ahh. Joe: Ladies are work here is done let¡¯s go home. When we get home, I get message from Rias saying that Raynare is Dead and Asia Argento is going to be her Bishop. Now that I got a favor from the House Gremeory, I can look for some to Join my peerage from the DxD world and I already know who. But first I must find her. I take out my rook Piece and I activate it an 18-year-old girl appears. ??? Hello Master Joe: I have mission for you ???: Your wish is my command Joe: I want you to find Kuroka Tojo The girl nod her head and turns into a cat and she is off in a flash. Yep I had my eyes on Kuroka Tojo since I got to this world. She is the sister of Koneko Rias''s rook and nekomata. I want to get her before Vali does. Joe: Good luck on your mission my Rook Chapter 8 To Italy Joe pov It been several days since my house wiped out a legion of fallen angels and I am more than pleased with my girls¡¯ performances. Angela did not have to heal anybody. While Beatrice is the sword her other side Angela is the shield. There are not many people who can break Angela barrier, I can barely break it with all my demonic power, Asia was reincarnated as a devil and joined our class that to be expected I saw everything up to the beginning of season 3 after that I am in the dark like everyone else, but that does make things more exciting. It be boring if I new everything that happened, Oh another thing that happened is that I got a familiar it a Cerberus puppy his name is Fuego he is about as big an adult size golden retriever. What happen was that Sona and Rias both wanted to get familiar for their new servants. I wanted to as well but than I remember what my dad once said to me Kaito Seto: Joseph never ever get in a fight between two women. You will thank me for this one day when your older. Young Joe: I don¡¯t get it but ok dad. My father is a man of few words and a stoic man, but he says what matters when it counts, and I believe that sagely advice just saved my life. Rias ended up wining and took ORC to get familiars. I ask if I could tag along because I never been there before, but that not the real reason at all. Issei: Hey Joe why did you bring a camera here. Joe: I want to capture the memory Issei : Whatever you say man. I remember this episode it when Issei tried to make a slime his familiar. Angela and Rin decide to come too because they are curious. When get there Asia was able to contract with a baby dragon. Issei was depressed he could not find anything when the slime attacks. I quickly take out my camera and starts taking pictures. Slime starts attacking all the girls and their clothes are melting. Angela turns into Beatrice but she still can not get out of the goo. Rin: So Gross Beatrice: GET THIS THING OFF ME YOU IDIOT! Issei: I WANT THAT THING AS MY FAMILIAR! Oh, and Joe are you selling your pictures. Joe: Not of Beatrice and Rin but everyone else is fair game, I would say five bucks a photo and fifty for all of them. I am kind of in awkward situation I know Beatrice is going to hurt me as soon as she gets free because I not helping her but her amazing body is dazzling me that I stopped taking pictures, Both Rias and Beatrice has had enough Rias uses her magic while Beatrice uses Zabimaru and they the slime, Issei: SLIMEY NOOOOOOOO ! Beatrice: Ohhhhhh Joeeeee Right now, Beatrice is giving me a rape face smile you know the one you see when your about be fucked. She drags me behind the trees, and you can hear my screaming Issei: Should we help him Rin: No, they will be fine this happens all the time this is how they show their love it is dysfunctional yes but they do both care for each other it just Beatrice has a hard time showing her feelings. Unlike Angela who is an open book. After that over and I have a swollen face I feel like someone watching me, When I turn around it is a puppy with 3 heads. It a cerberus a guard dog of hell. He just keeps fallowing me. It looks like he wants to become my familiar. I name him Fuego. Issei asked if he can pet him. I said it was alright, but Fuego shoot a fireball at him and burn off his eyebrows and I laugh at that. On the other hand, He completely obedient when he is around Beatrice, he even show his belly to her a sign of submission.Unauthorized tale usage: if you spot this story on Amazon, report the violation. Rin: Smart dog After that it is quiet for a few days when I get a call from my rook. She says that she has found Kuroka Tojo Joe: Do not keep me in suspense where is she. Joe¡¯s Rook: How good is your Italian She is in Italy which honestly not a bad place to hide if you got nothing to lose being so close to Vatican in Rome. Not many Devils are bold o enough to go there. Lucky for me I am not most devils. Rook: One more thing it look like her former master brother is there and he hired bounty hunters to go after her. Joe: Should we worried about any of them. Rook: Most of them no but I am hearing rumors about a clan of sword wielding Yokai I believe they are Inugami they want the prize the Devil is offering. They may be trouble. Also, the one you warn me about Vali Lucifer he is also in the city. Joe: Great anything else Rook: Yes, there one more a pretty boy I think he is Yokai I think he is an Inugami as well, but I do not think that he is with the others. Joe; A dog going after a cat ironic or is that coincidence Rook: It is a coincidence master Joe: Ok look like I am heading to Italy I call the girls in and tell them that I have been tracking someone and I found them in Italy. I decide to take Angela and Rin are with me. Joe: Ok Zest you¡¯re in charge while away. What I mean by that keep Homura from starting fights. Homura: HEY! Zest: It will be done master Joe: Alright Angel and Rin let go meet my rook there. Angela: Leone is right here Joe: No, my other Rook Rin: You have another Rook when did get her. Joe: The night we took out the Fallen Angels after we beat them, I already had a plan in motion. Why did not tell she like surprising people she meets for first time. Wish us luck We pack some clothes because there is no telling how long we will be gone. After that we say goodbye and Rin teleports us to Italy. Once we go there we go to bar that my rook told us to be at. Angela: Is that her Joe: No Rin: How about her Joe: No Angela: Her Joe: That girl is like 12 I am not a lolicon. Look here she comes now. The bar is now closed and we are the only ones left in the room comes a black cat with gold eyes. Rin and Angela look confused. Rin think I just wasted a piece making a cat my rook. Angela and Rin: That is cat Cat: Do you have a problem with cats. Angela and Rin: IT TALKED ! Joe: You be fools if you think that this is just and ordinary cat allow you to meet the second rook of the house of DIO Yoroichi Shihouin from the Bleach Universe Suddenly Yoroichi transformed she has long dark purple hair brown skin and gold eyes . She has d cup breast and I chose her to look 18. Joe: Um Yoroichi your naked Yoroichi: So I am. She says not caring at all that we are seeing her in her birthday suit. Angela begins to get flustered and Rin saying something about why everybody is bigger than me. Joe: Yo can you go put on some clothes on Yoroichi: Ah master but clothes are so uncomfortable, and they are itchy do I have to. Rin: PUT ON SOME CLOTHES YOU NUDIST! Yoroichi: Is our little bishop shy Joe: Please Yoroichi as much as I like your body, we have work to do. Yoroichi: Fine but only for you master. Yoroichi borrows some Angela clothes because she can not fit Rin¡¯s than she begins to tell us the situation. Kuroko killed Caspian brother and he want her to pay. She tells us that he is willing to give a sacred gear he found to the person back alive. Angela: It is sound suspicions who would willingly give a sacred gear. They are supposed to be some of the most powerful weapons in the world. That does not make any since all this for revenge. Joe: Do You know what the sacred gear is. Yoroichi: Sorry master I do not he keeps that thing on him everywhere he goes. Than At night he put it In a safe with an eight-layer seal barrier. Even I cannot get through that. Joe: Must be something but were not after the sacred gear we are after Kuroka now we need to come up with a plan. ??? Maybe I can be of assistance The four of turn around it is the pretty boy that Yoroichi was telling me about. When he said pretty, she underestimated his appearance. For a second, I mistook her for a girl. He prettier than over half the girls at my school. He has short dark blue hair and red eyes. Pale white skin with a mole under his right eye. He is shot for guy probably around the same height as Angela and she is five foot four. He is wearing a collared white shirt with a blue tie and oversized blue sweatshirt with black jean and Nike shoes. Than I see he has dark point blue dog ears with white tips and a tail that matches. Look like Yoroichi is right he is an Inugami. Joe: Who are you? ???: My name is Tsugumi Inui and the blonde is right it is to good to be true. Joe: How did you know we were here Tsugumi: I use Senjustu or the Sage Arts I could tell someone was watching me but I could not tell who it was. I guess she is a member of your team. You are after Kuroka. I do not care about her, I also do not care about the Sacred gear. I just want to make sure it does not fall in the hands of the Inui family. Joe: But isn¡¯t your last name Inui, Tsugumi: Inui may be my last name, but they are not my family. I don¡¯t care what happen I just don¡¯t want the Inui family not to get the sacred gear. I lot people are teaming up but none of them are my league. You guys are different I can feel your power and you¡¯re strong, Beside I bet you do not know how to track her I can. Rin: Explain Tsugumi: I am Inugami I have great sense of smell. As long as she is in this country I can track her so what do you say. The four us huddle together and discuss the situation. Joe: What do you think Angela: It a good plan Rin: His eyes seem genuine more than anything I feel that hatred for the Inui family was real. You cannot fake that hatred. Yoroichi: I also agree with Rin. We break out the of the huddle and I go up to Tsugumi and stick my hand out to him. He takes it his hand out they are soft, small and dainty. Joe: My name is Joseph Seto and it will be a pleasure working with you Tsugumi. Tsugumi: The pleasure is mine. Chapter 9 Canis Lykaon Angela Pov After meeting up with Yoroichi and forming an alliance with Tsugumi we head to the meeting place for all the bounty hunters. Joe seem off he keeps looking at Tsugumi. He is squinting his eyes at him. He only does that when he trying to figure something out. Then I see his face and it like a light bulb went on In his head. Angela: what is it Joe. Joe: It is nothing important it has nothing to do with us anyway. Angela: Ok After that we make it the spot the hotel rented out by the Caspian¡¯s and we are all head into a room. We see Devils, demons, fallen Angels and Yokai. Looks like they all want the reward. Joe he spots a monkey Yokai. Joe: It Bikou Rin: Who? Joe: He is a member of Vali team watch out for him. We all start to gather when several Inugami Youkai come out of the room when Tsugumi see them she balls her hand in to a fist. He must really hate those guys I wonder what they could have done to him. Inugami: Well if isn¡¯t the failure of the Inui clan Tsugumi Inui. What kind of main branch Inui cannot even use a sword? Tsugumi: I have no time for side branch poser like you Izumi. I do not need a sword I found on way to be strong. Beside I know the elder are not stupid enough to put you in charge of something important. I am guessing it either Sochirio or Mugen Izumi: YOU! Izumi draws his sword and attacks Tsugumi but Tsugumi just takes out a was is that a pistol and shoot him and he falls to the ground. He has quick hands. Joe: He is just Indiana Jones his ass hahahahahahhahahaahhahahah Tsugumi: Never bring a blade to a gun fight. Izumi: You¡¯re a bastard what kind of Inui uses a gun? Tsugumi: I was never good with the sword but apparently, I have talent in sharpshooting and Senjustu. I read your movement and fired. Your luck this is just a regular pistol and not my modified one other wise you would be dead right now. Consider yourself lucky cousin that you only have a hole in your hand. ??? You are worthless Izumi We all turn around and we see a man he looks around 22 he has long silver hair and gold eyes he is white and purple robes and has two swords on his hilt. Izumi: Soji Soji: How could lose to this brat Izumi. You have beaten him several times in the past. Why cannot handle this. Izumi: I was caught off guard Soji it will not happen again. Soji: Your right about that Suddenly Soji takes out one of swords he cuts down Izumi right in front of everyone eyes. Wow I did not see that one coming. Tsugumi: SOJI WHAT THE HELL! Soji: What he was a member of the branch family anyway beside he lost to a bastard like you. You are our father worst mistake just like your Mother Ry¡­¡­ Tsugumi takes out a different gun way bigger than the one she was using. It a dark blue .45 Magnum Revolver. A blast of energy is shot out of it Soji avoids it, the blast hit Izumi corpse and it is annihilated. That is some serious fire power. After that he is already on him and he begin to punch and kick Soji, but he blocks it with his sword. Than Tsugumi takes out a shot gun and fires it at close range. Soji Aura glows and he gets out the way. Joe: Great he knows Toki Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site. Soji : That was a close one the puppy is showing his fangs. Tsugumi: Don¡¯t you dare talk about my mother. Soji: Why she was a slut Tsugumi rage consumed him and he get into the distance but Soji is just to fast than he throw dirt into Tsugumi eyes and he is blinded than he draws his sword and lick his lips. Soji I been waiting along time to clean up father mistake. Soji Swings his sword I am about to step in and create a barrier, but Joe beats me to it he catches Soji sword between his fingers. Tsugumi: SETO! Soji: Who do you think you are getting in between a family affair. Joe: This was no affair it was an execution. I don¡¯t know what your beef is with Tsugumi and frankly I don¡¯t give a fuck. We made a deal and till it is complete he is under my protection. Do you know what happens when you mess, with people under my protection you BREAK! He twists his fingers and Soji sword breaks in half. Soji is pissed he summoned for his followers. Joe is gearing to go his aura already spiking. ???: That is enough We look over and see another Inugami this one with white hair and red eyes like Tsugumi. He is wearing black robes and has a single sword. Soji: Why are you stopping me Mugen. He is making a fool out of the Inui family. He needs to be dealt with. Mugen: Can¡¯t you see his Touki is stronger than yourse. Only fool would go into a fight with no chance in winning. A devil that uses Touki that is surprise. Joe: I am kind of shitty at magic even though have a giant mana pool, so I converted to battle aura. Rin: He right he only knows 3 spells he hopeless, but when comes to fighting Seto is one of the best. Angela: Especially when it involves swords or punching someone is the face. Yeah Joe is not good at magic. He realizes he relied on his two ability two much so he learn Touki the Martial arts of this world. Only Joe, Leone, Homura, and Saeko can use Touki in our group Mugen: What is your name Joe: Joseph Seto of the House of Dio Mugen: Mugen Inui from the Inui Clan I will remember you. Soji we are her for the prize nothing more. Lets go. Soji: But Mugen: NOW! Soji: I see you again pup I will kill you your friend will not be there to protect you. Joseph Seto you have made my list. Joe: Get in line Mugen leads Soji and his man away after that. Elijah Caspian appears. The Brother of the man Kuroka killed. He has a box with him. He clears his throat and get everyone attention Elijah: My name is Elijah and I am from the House of Caspian and today I gathered all you today to eradicate a menace. My brother is dead while his killer still roams on the street and I am giving each and everyone of you to help bring a villain to justice. Joe: Bull fucking shit I hear Joe say under his breath. Elijah: You are risking your lives with great risk comes great reward I present to you a special sacred gear. one of the 13 legendary Longinus Canis Lykaon. He takes out a box and we see a giant black sword Joe eyes start to sparkle. I hear Rin saying something about a sword freak. Joe: I want it. Angela: What about Kuroka Joe: I want her too Rin: You can¡¯t have both. Joe: Sure I can it called buying your cake and eating it too. Devils give into their desires and I want them both it is what I desire. I can be selfish. Tsugumi: I don¡¯t care I just do not want the Inui family to get it. Oh um hey Seto. Joe: Yeah Tsugumi: Thank¡­ you Yoroichi Rin Joe and Angela: SO CUTE! Elijah give us all keys to our room. Beatrice wants the girls to share a room and the boys to share a room. For some reason Joe does not argue. Why Tsugumi so nervous. We head off to our rooms. Joe Pov I go to my room with Tsugumi and the first thing I do is start taking of my clothes and Tsugumi starts to freak out. Tsugumi: WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Joe: Taking a bath duh were both guys right Tsugumi: Yes we are both men nothing wrong men taking off clothese in front each dear god is that and eight pack. Joe: I work out. Were you checking me out? Tsugumi: OF COURSE, NOT I AM A MAN! Joe: Ok After I take a shower, I get into bed Tsugumi: WHY ARE YOU NAKED! Joe: I sleep in the nude it more comfortable. Why do you have a problem with that we are both guys right. Tsugumi: Yes, were both guys nothing is wrong with showing some skin. Joe: Ok get into bed. He freezes Ok I think I broke him, or should I say her. Wow she is really dedicated to her performance. Joe: Tsugumi I know Tsugumi: You know what Joe: I know you¡¯re a girl. Tsugumi: HOW COULD YOU KNOW I AM A GIRL not even my half-brothers know my gender. Joe: Soji may no because he is an idiot, but Mugen There is no doubt in my mind that he does. That guy is to smart. I figured it out and it only took me a day. Tsugumi: Do the others know Joe: I think Yoroichi and Rin suspect, but Angela is clueless unless Beatrice tells her. Beatrice is more perceptive. I was only about 80% sure you were a girl when we first met. Your face your height even your hands, but I could been wrong you could have just been a girly boy but when I got behind you, I knew. Tsugumi: What gave me a way. Joe: That ass Tsugumi: What Joe: ONLY THAT MEAT IN THOSE JEANS COULD ONLY BELONG TO A FEMALE! Tsugumi: Your a pervert Joe: I don¡¯t deny it, Tsugumi: All this time you knew and you did that to mess with me. Joe: Yeah pretty much Tsugumi: That was so mean Joe: But it was funny. You made so many cute faces I just had to keep on teasing you. Tsugumi: CUTE! Tsugumi face turns red and she dives her in a pillow. She is to adorable way better reaction than I get from Rin or Beatrice. Joe: Hey Tsugumi Tsugumi: What do you want you jerk Joe: How about joining my peerage Tsugumi: What? Joe: Think about it you will only have till mournig Tsugumi: Why is that Joe: It about get crazy tonight I be prepared to run if you come with us. Tsugumi: Ok Joe: That was easy Tsugumi: I saw you fight Soji and you could beat him. There is someone I have to beat no matter what if you can help beat him, I will join. Joe: You have a deal Tsugumi and I never go back on my word. Now Go tell the others on my signal come get me and we make a run for it. Tsugumi: How will we know what the signal is Joe: Trust me they will know. After that I put on my clothes and head. I want to get Kuroka, but This is a once in a life time opportunity, I know where she will be in a certain point, I will go get her than. I start humming the mission impossible theme song and then I go to the Caspian vault The barrier activate. Joe: You may have a barrier, but I have IMAGINE BREAKER! Than I see it Canis Lykaon. It was stolen out of some human. I guess they could not convince him to join their house, so they killed him and took his sacred gear. My dad once said if you steal from someone you should be prepared for someone to steal from you. I grab hold of the sacred gear and shadows cover my arm. Joe: Trying to see if I worthy eh. You want a test of wills I will give you a test of wills YOU WILL SUBMIT! Our Aura class with each other and it is struggle than Canis finally gives, in the sword shift into a black dog with red eyes it barks. Joe: I will call you Jojo Jojo: Barks Jojo barks and turns into shadow and goes around my left arm. A Tattoo of a wolf and twin swords appears on my arm and I smile. Than I use trace to make a copy and put in it place. Suckers. I am about to leave when I hear clapping. I see a woman with long black hair and gold eyes. She has voluptuous breast that you can see in her black Kimono. She has cat ears and two tail. Wow I did not see this coming. ???: That was quite a spectacle I did not know any body was ballsy enough to steal from the Caspian¡¯s unless they were me of course. Joe: Hello Kuroka Tojo Chapter 10 Kuroka Tojo Joe Pov I get another surprise when I find Kuroka Tojo the girl I am looking for standing behind me looking at me with interest. To be honest I knew I would have to move quickly wants I stole the Sacred gear from Elijah Caspian my copies fade more quickly the father I am from them because I am not around them to supply them with mana, they may last for about two days. The weapons I gave my girls are different because Rin put a spell on them so that they would not disappear. Like said before she a genus. That copy would probably disappear in two days, but by than we would already be gone Running into Kuroka now is like a little bit of icing on top of my cake. I thought I would have to wait. My luck is real good right now. Not only did I get Tsugumi Inui and the Sacred Gear Canis Lykaon, but now I get chance to get Kuroka. I feel like a kid on Christmas. Now the real question is what she is doing here. Joe: So, what an intelligent pretty kitty like you doing in here. In vault of your worst enemy of all places. Kuroka: You know how flatter a girl Mr,,,,, Joe: Seto, Joseph Seto of the house of Dio Kuroka: Forgive if I have never heard of you before. If you mange to escape the Elijah Caspian tonight I may be incline to remember your name. Joe: Oh, I think you will. Kuroka: What make you say that I use Toki I am already on her and grab her by her waist and pin her against the wall. Wow she has got a nice ass. Wait focus Joe capture her first than get distracted by her ass. You can see the flash of surprise in her eyes. I guess she did not expect me to use Touki Kuroka: Touki this is a surprise the only devil that I know that can use that is Sairaorg Bael the young heir of the house of Bael. Joe: I don¡¯t know why more devil don¡¯t use it. There is nothing more exciting than destroying another devil pride by smashing your fist in their face. Now you did not answer my question what you are doing here. Kuroka: Since you caught me off guard, I guess I can tell you. While I am on the run from the Caspian¡¯s it is always nice to know who is after you. Most of them seem less than a challenge than there is your group and the group of the Inugami you and them may cause me bit of trouble, but It is nothing I cannot handle. Joe: Cocky aren¡¯t we your lack of faith in me hurts me right here. I give my best hurt look and I point to my heart that make her eyes twitch in annoyance; I chuckle at that. Kuroka: I saw you sneaking out of your room I got curious and then I saw you break and eight level barriers with nothing, but your right hand are you going to tell me about that what did you do. Joe: No, I am not going to tell you. Kuroka: Well it seems we are at an impasse you want the sacred gear I want to escape how about we let bygones be bygones. Joe: That were your wrong my dear kitty. I was after you the whole time. This sacred gear I just took a shine to at the last seconds. She starts to panic she tries to use her Senjustu, she fines it is not working. Than she uses her Youjustu or Demon Arts again it fails to work. She even uses Touki but it fails to works She looks at me grudgingly but refuses to give in. Kuroka: Why can¡¯t I use any of my abilities. It is that right hand of yourse isn¡¯t it. That right hand is some how cancelling out all my abilities. Joe: You really are a smart kitty. Yes, my right hand has, and ability called Imagine Breaker basically I cancel out any magic or special abilities. You were basically caught as soon as I pinned you to the wall. Kuroka: DANM IT! So, what are you going to do send me to the Caspians? Joe: Why would I do that you¡¯re my booty. If they wanted to get you, they should of done their own leg work. You are mine and I don¡¯t like sharing. Kuroka: What? Joe: I want you to join my peerage that was the main reason to coming to Italy. That and the Italian food. They sure no how to make a good pasta. Kuroka: You are the Second group to ask me to join them. I said I think about it.Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. Danm you Vali you work quick. Joe: Well that to bad because you are already joining mine. Kuroka: Why would I do that. Joe, Because I am cool, strong, an devilishly handsome. Kuroka: Now who is cocky. Joe: Listen Kuroka I am a reincarnated devil as well. In my old life I always suppress my desire. I was the good guy. I followed the rules. I was the ultimate stick in the mud. You know what that got me. Getting hit by a fucking truck. So, in this life. I decided I am going to whatever I want. What I want right now is you. Beautiful, strong smart women. Who do anything for the people she cares about even if she is misunderstood? Kuroka: How do you know about that most people think I just got corrupted with my Senjustu. You said I was misunderstood. Joe: I don¡¯t know what happened, but I can put pieces together. You are a genus Senjustu user so how could a genus like you be corrupted. You also have a deep affection for your sister even became a reincarnated devil to take care of her. What the one thing that pisses you off someone going after your sister and I am guessing what your master did am right. Kuroka: How did you know. Joe: Elementary my dear Kuroka. I had my rook Yoroichi investigate the Caspian family and I found out that most of the men in their family are pedophiles. You made a choice your sister or your master. To me you chose the obvious choice you chose your sister and killed your master and became a stray. Kuroka: Yes, in Devil society killing your master is one of the worst things you can do. I still chose my sister even though she would hate me for the rest of my life. Joe: Most devils would turn you over. I am not most devils honestly if I was in your situation, I do that same thing. I would probably do worst. You have utmost respect Kuroka Tojo. Now I will ask again will you join my peerage. Kuroka: But I am fugitive not to mention the Caspian will never let you get away with this. You will be hunted as well. Joe: I am stealing their Sacred Gear so I am pretty sure that hating me was pretty must destiny or fate. It cannot be avoided. Kuroka chuckles and just shakes her head. Kuroka: You are certainly and interesting man Joseph Seto. I except it would be an honor to join your peerage. But touch my sister and I will kill you. Joe: Relax I am not lolicon. Kuroka: Good After that I take out my pieces. I extract the two bishop pieces of the Caspian. Than I take out two pawn pieces. They are both Mutated pieces, but my pawn pieces are special because they are not from this world. Joe: Bishop Suddenly the two-pawn piece fuse together and they become a bishop piece. My pawns are special because I can sacrifice two pawn pieces to get a bishop, rook, or knight. And I can sacrifice 4 pawn pieces to get another queen. I was already planning to sacrifice another two pawn pieces and make Tsugumi my third rook. Kuroka: How did you do that I never seen that before. Joe: Let just say a god in another universe owed me a favor. Kuroka: You keep getting more and more interesting Joseph Seto I think I decided I made the right choice. So, you have plan for my fugitive status. Joe: I already set a plan in motion. Kuroka: You think everything don¡¯t you Joe: Just on the stuff that matters After that I officially make Kuroka my third Bishop and I perform the kiss of loyalty she moans danm is that going to be a thing from now on am I really that good a kisser. Joe: alright let¡¯s get out of here Soji: Not so fast asswipe. I look over and see Soji and his goon squad. Mugen is not here so I am guessing Soji is doing this on his own. Joe: Oh, Soji it is you. Soji: DON¡¯T TREAT ME LIKE SOME BRATED VILLIAN! Kuroka: You know these guys. Joe: Soji is my future rook half brother he is quite annoying he has his blade broken by me earlier in the day. I thought he learned his lesson but apparently and old dog can not learn new tricks. Soji: I see you have Canis Lykaon give it to me and I might let your pussy cat live, but you your dead. Joe: Does Mugen know about this. Soji: It will not matter because once I retrieve the Sacred gear I will be chosen as Heir to the clan and Mugen our oldest brother Shun will bow before me hahahhahahhahah. Kuroka: Will he be a problem Joe: Not really, he is just and annoyance but if Mugen was here we be in trouble. Soji: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF EVERYONE COMPARING ME TO MUGEN! WE ARE THE SAME AGE! Joe: He is better than you. That flips his switch and orders his guards to attack Joe: You want the Sacred Gear I will give you the Sacred Gear CANIS LYKAON! The tattoo on my arm glows and from the shadow is not cute little puppy Jojo but a giant black dog with huge fangs and red eyes. Joe: Sic them Jojo attacks and begin to maul the Inugami tearing off their arms and ripping their flesh. They try to stab him, but he disappears in the shadow. Joe: Shadow manipulation neat Than Jojo howls and black blades come out of his shadow and piece the enemies. Looks like Jojo can make blades out of all shadows he can see. Kuroka does not want to be out done she uses her Senjustu making white flaming spinning wheels and they go around burning the enemy to ash. Soji is not amused because he comes after. Joe: JOJO ! I call Jojo and he comes me in show form turning into a giant black blade. Than I once again cut his blade, Time to strike. Joe: SETO STYLE BLADE FESTAVEL! I use the sword technique that my father taught me and cut him down faster than I can see. Wow Jojo is sharp one of the finest blades I have ever uses. He might be sharper than Senbonzakura The only thing that is left is his Torso and one arm. Danm he still breathing. Look like Have not gotten use to this sword yet, but he will be dead soon. Soji: YOU BASTARD IF I CANNOT MAKE IT OUT ALIVE NEITHER CAN YOU! Soji with the last of his strength shoot a blast of energy into a button that cause the alarm to go off Joe: SHIT! Soji: HAHHAHAHA NOW YOU CAN GO¡­. He does not even get to finish his sentence when I stab him in the neck with Jojo I should have not played with him so much. I turn Jojo back to his giant dog form. Than Go over to Kuroka and pick her up princess style and put her on top of Jojo and then I get on and we begin to make a run for it. Jojo dashes through the building with guards chasing right behind us it looks like we are going to make it than we see someone standing in our way it is Mugen Inui. He draws his sword. Mugen: WHITE FANG! I thought his sword slash was going at us but I was wrong it instead goes for the people behind us which makes me confused. Mugen: Get out of here now Joe: Why Mugen: I do not have to explain myself to you just go, and Seto take care of my sister. Once our mother died, we had no protection and enemies in our surrounded us especially my older brother Shun. I could not be a good brother to her because If I was, I would have shown them I had a weakness. Now go, Before we leave, he through us a box. In it is a picture with baby Tsugumi being led by a six-year-old Mugen and their Mom she looks like Tsugumi except she has hair grown out and no mole. She also wearing a light blue bow which is also in the box. Joe: The Inui family is more complicated than I thought After we get out the hotel it time to activate my signal, I shape my finger into a pistol that I begin to store mana into it finally I release. Joe: DEVIL GUN ! I shoot a purplish black giant beam it into the air for the world to see. I know 3 spells, Teleportation, even than I can¡¯t go that far. My Devil Gun which is extremely powerful spell and my Devil Shotgun. Simple technique with a whole lot of destructive power. And on que Rin and the other appears. Rin: Only master would do something so loud and flashy. Angela: I see your mission was a success Tsugumi: We really would know Yoroichi: Yes, catching up is fine and dandy but can we get the hell out of here Joe: You read my mind Rin Rin Activate a teleportation circles and takes us home after that I make Tsugumi my third rook and perform the kiss of loyalty her face is so red after that she can not even look at me in the eye. I give her the box that Mugen gave me. She looks at it and is shocked. Tsugumi: What does this mean. Joe: Isn¡¯t it obvious he still cares. I give Tsugumi time to digest everything. Mugen Inui you are definitely a very interesting person. Chapter 11 Rating Game Joe Pov Right now, I am in bed with Yoroichi, Leone, and Kuroka. I call this Kitty night because they all have some sort of feline ability. When my clock starts to buzz. I do not move. Than It get louder. Clock: WAKE UP YOU ASSHOLE! Joe: I need a new clock. I smash it and I slowly wake up. Than I head to my clock room grab another clock and set it and put it back on my dresser. The best part about being rich is that you get to buy and destroy useless shit as much as you want. I brush my teeth and get in the shower. Then I go down the stairs and start to make breakfast. The scent of food is starting to wake everyone up. First Angela comes down, followed by Rin, Homura, and Tsugumi. The next people are Saeko and Zest. Finally, it is Kitty Kat Squad of Leone, Kuroka and Yoroichi. Joe: Ok First order of business we need to register Yoroichi and Tsugumi. Yoroichi you will be a third year and Tsugumi you will be a second year. Kuroka: What about me. Joe: Your little old to be wearing a school uniform not saying I would not mind looking at you in a school uniform because that can be arranged. I am getting off topic. We need you to be low key until I can talk to Gremeory. Kuroka: But I want to go to. I want to go talk to Shirone Everyone: Shirone? Kuroka: Shirone or Koneko is my little sister and I have not seen her in a long time. Danm I forgot my camera. Everyone: SISCON! Rin: We cannot leave her alone now. Everyone: Agreed Zest: How about she comes with me at my job. Rin: That right that is such a good idea. It will give her something to do and you will be able to watch her. Joe, Homura and Angela: You have a job? Zest: Master of course I have a job were do you think we get all this money from to live in this giant mansion. Joe: You do have a point. I just never bothered to asked. Honestly, I just thought you cleaned all day. Zest: That only for the first two hours. Than I go to the Devil¡¯s Luck Joe: That New casino that open in Kuoh Town recently I heard it is popular will the locals. Wait you work at the casino. Zest: I do not work at the casino I owned the casino. Well technically since you are my master you own the casino and the loan office next door. Rin thought of the idea. Rin: It started by making a few good investments. We buy two building right next to each other. Zest makes earth golems for the work force. The gamblers give us pacts and we give them money and then they spend the money at our casino. They lose their money. They make pacts. It a cycle. That what we did in the Underworld it worked there. It works here just as well. Joe: Why do I feel like I am becoming and Underground boss. What do you do if people try to cheat you? Zest: We let them deal with Rocky. Joe: Rocky Zest: A stronger golem and I have them break his leg Than I give him a week To give me my money or I break it other leg, but there is no third chance three strikes and you¡¯re out. Joe: Wow that got dark fast. Oh, Saeko can you be a dear and pass the sausage and bacon. Saeko: Her you go. Joe: Thank you After we finish eating. Tsugumi, Homura, Yoroichi, Angela, Leone. Saeko, Rin and I head to school. Yoroichi Tsugumi and I head to student council office. To get them registered. Sona¡± Back from Italy Seto. I see you brought people back. Joe: Yes, Italy was fruitful/If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. Sona¡± Is this going to be habit of yourse keep adding new students. Should I keep any more spots open or is this it. Joe: Two would be good. Sona eyes just twitch, but she registers Yoroichi and Tsugumi... Yoroichi is in Saeko class and Tsugumi is in mine, she told me that she would catch up with me after she put on her uniform. Once I get to class, I take my seat. It the back-window seat. You know the one the protagonist always sits in. I feel like my life is like a fanfiction sometimes. I spot Issei and Asia come in together and they wave at me and sit down. Issei: Oh, hey Joe where you for the past couple of days. Joe: Oh, just some business in Italy no big deal. Issei: You here were getting another new student I hope it a hot chick. Asia: Issei if you wanted look at pretty girls you could look at me¡­ I guess. While they are talking. In walk Tsugumi. WHAT IS THIS WHY IS SHE WEARING A BOYS UNIFORM! I feel like I have been cheated. Where Rocky I will have someone legs broken for this. Well I guess you can still tell she is a girl because she has her mother bow in her hair. Tsugumi: Hello my name is Tsugumi Inui it is a pleasure to meet all of you and I hope that we can become great friends. She sends them a dazzling smile. I swear I saw stars for a second. Than I hear girls scream I hear boys groan. Wait they cannot tell she is a girl? Girl: KYAAAHHH HE IS LIKE A PRINCE! Girl 2: A BLACK-HAIRED PRINCE! Girl 3: HE IS LIKE ANOTHER KIBA! Issei: Great just what I need another guy oozing off more pimp juice Joe: So they really can¡¯t tell. Issei: What are you talking about Joe you know that guy. Joe: Allow you to introduce my Rook Tsugumi Inui, Oh by the way Tsugumi is a girl. Issei: HE IS A CHICK! That got the other attention. I feel like he just broke the hearts of half the class but got half the class crying tears of joy. Joe: Hey Tsugumi why are you wearing a boy¡¯s uniform. Tsugumi: I been wearing males¡¯ clothes for so long I would feel uncomfortable in a skirt. The president also said it was o rule against me not wearing a male uniform. Joe: But you would look cute in a skirt. Tsugumi: CUTE! Suddenly Tsugumi face turn red and she suddenly throws A GRENADE! HOW THE HELL DID SHE EVEN SMUGGLE THAT IN HERE! I quickly use Imagine breaker and cancel out the explosion. Good thing that was a magical grenade otherwise we be screwed. I quickly use one of my devil skills persuasion. This only works on human though. Joe: You never saw a grenade. It was just a rock. Class: It was just a rock, Issei: Were the hell did she get a grenade Joe: Just be thankful it was not the rocket launcher. I would have had a hard time covering that one up. Tsugumi: Sorry I tend to shoot things when I get embarrassed. Issei: You knew, and you still do it. Joe: Worth it. Class goes on rather smoothly and nothing really goes on. When the day is over. Angela and I head to the ORC. We got to tell them about Kuroka eventually. Come on Joe it like a band aide just rip off real fast and get it over with. I open the Joe: GREMOERY I HAVE COME TO BARGIN! Than I feel something is not quite right, there seem to be more people in here than there should be, Than I notice Issei is own the ground under the heel of some unknown women and Then I spot a man with blonde hair red eyes and wearing a suit. Joe: Well this got awkward quick. Angela: You just made it awkward by saying it is awkward you never say it awkward in these kinds of situation your making people feel uncomfortable Joe. Joe: Their uncomfortable I am uncomfortable walking into to this situation look at the tension in this room you cut it with butter knife. ???: Are these two Idiots Gremeory. Are they also part of your worthless peerage. Joe: You best check yourself be you wreck yourself you sorry excuse for a gigolo blonde. I am not part of Gremeory peerage. Rias: Joe Seto this is Rizer Phoenix of the house of Phoenix. Rizer this is Joe Seto of the House of Dio an up and coming house. Oh this is Rizer I guess we are coming up on this part of the anime, but it is not like I care it has nothing to do with me. Rizer: I am her Fianc¨¦ Joe: Oh, that sucks for you Rias having to spend the rest of your life with this tool. Hey at your wedding will there be cake. Pawn: BASTARD HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT LORD RIZER! Suddenly one of Rizer pawn comes and attack me but Angela turns into Beatrice and she does and axe kick and slams the pawn head into the ground, Beatrice: I am the only one who gets to attack him bitch. Joe: Oh, I am sorry I could not hear you over the sound of my queen slamming her foot into your face. My queen very violent but very protective of what is hers. So, no cake? Rias: There will be no wedding Joe: We can still have cake though. Beatrice: Your getting off topic idiot tell Red why were here so we can go. She says that while her foot is still on the pawns head. For once I am glad that I am not in that position. Beatrice is aggressive at everything she does, Including when she is horny. I am getting off topic again. Joe: Yeah your right I came here for reason. I got Kuroka Tojo to join my peerage, Rias: WHAT! Koneko: WHAT! Rias: But she is a felon. Joe: She was a felon Rias: What are you talking about. Joe: I am calling in my favor and my favor is to acquit Kuroka Tojo of all charges and make her a free kitty. Rias: The House of Gremeory does not have that type of power. Joe: But there is someone who does have the power to clear Kuroka your older brother one of the four great devil kings. If you ask him he definitely agree. Do you know why because HE IS A SISCON! Rias: I guess If you put it that way, I guess your right all right I will see what I can do, but the Caspian will not like that. You will probably make and enemy out of them. Joe: Too late for that. Rias: What was that Joe: Nothing. Since you¡¯re being a good sport. I will help you out. Why don¡¯t you challenge blonde to a rating game? Rias; That not a bad idea. Rizer: Put up all the resistance you want but, in the end, you will be mine. Will you ask your queen to get her foot off my pawn head? Joe: Beatrice Beatrice: Ok fine. Sona: Will Joseph Seto come to Student Council Office will Joseph Seto please come to the Student council office. Beatrice: what did you do. Joe: Nothing. I think. Did that freshman squeal about what Leone and I were doing in the janitor closet? I told that punk Snitches end up in ditches. Beatrice: What did you do with Leone in the Janitor closet. Joe: The same thing what we did in the girl¡¯s bathroom on the third floor three different times. Beatrice: Shut up idiot Like I said aggressive. We head up to Sona office to our surprise we find someone for us Something Caspian Elijah: So, your Joseph Seto Joe: And your you. Beatrice: You forgot his name didn¡¯t you. Joe: Sorry I tend to forget the names. Who are you again I know it something Caspian. Oh I got it. Izaiah Elijah: IT IS ELIJAH! Sona: Don¡¯t antagonize him. I am here as a mediator. This guy just comes in here bargaining in my office asking for your head. What did you do? Elijah: This bastard is helping fugitive and my brother killer and stole my Sacred Gear. I going to demand both, Joe: Let me think about that no. Elijah: Than I shall bring the wrath of Caspian all over you and your puny house will not survive the onslaught. Joe: You think so pedophile Yoroichi the file. You think I would not study up on people that are trying to do one of my girls harm now would I. Yoroichi hand me a file and I hand it over to Elijah. His face turn red with anger Joe: Don¡¯t worry I have extras what would happen If I put this on Devil tube. Or better yet call a couple of houses Sona can I borrow your Devil Phone. Elijah: Fine you win with Kuroka, but I still want my sacred gear back. It Kuroka or the Gear you cannot have both. Joe: Why not that file says I can have both. Elijah: That may be the case but what happen when the file gets out and I have nothing more to lose. Now Choose Kuroka or Canis Lykaon there is no third option. Joe: When your out of Options you make one. I challenge you to a Rating game. Elijah¡± WHAT! Joe: You win you get my Sacred Gear and the file. I win I keep it and you never come in front of me again. Elijah: You just had your undoing I have several rating games; I am a veteran. I will love destroying a rookie like you. Joe: It will be a week from now. Elijah: Fine one week. See you in a week Seto and keep Canis warm for me hahahahahahaha. Sona: Are your sure you know what you are doing. He right Elijah has been in several rating games and never loss how many have you been in. Joe: This would be my first. Sona: Moron Beatrice: Idiot Joe: Hey even the greatest of Generals had to start somewhere. Elijah Caspian prepare to be my stepping stone to greatness. Chapter 12 Training Angela Pov Joe and I go back to the house and we gather everybody. Than he explains that he challenged Elijah Caspian to rating game. The loser will get Jojo. Rin: MASTER ARE YOU CRAZY! Joe: What if I lose, I just lose my Sacred Gear, Rin: I read up on the history of this world do you know what happens when someone removed your sacred gear from you. YOU DIE! Joe: Oh, that sucks I guess I will reincarnate. Zest: HOW CAN YOU TAKE THIS SO LIGHTLY THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER! Joe: Guys all we have do is win and we have no problem. Angela: How do you know we will win. We have no experience and that guy is veteran. I know you could not feel it because you suck at mana sense, but that guy has a lot of magical power. Kuroka: Not to mention we out numbered he has all his pieces. Angela: Before we left Sona manage to give one of the tapes of his rating games. Tsugumi: We might as well see what we are up against. We put in the video and we begin watching the Rating game and what we can see it does not look good for us. It like every single one of them is as fast as a knight class. They all have ability of lightning. I look at their queen who looks like some sort demon on the battle field it look like she has the ability to control gravity. Just great. Everyone: We are so screwed. Joe: Ok I may have underestimated the pedophile. Than we see them drink a potion and all of them change into something like the Hulk and begin to beat their opponents down. Did guy just get his spine ripped out of his body. Saeko: What the hell was that? Kuroka: The Berserker Formula. The House of Caspian are known for their lightning Magic and their Berserker Formula. The strength becomes 50x their original power, but they lose their mind in that state. Joe: So, it like fighting 16 hulks that shoot lighting just great/ Ok new plan we need to train like badly. Everyone: No Shit Sherlock Joe: There is no need for sass. Ok Let start of start off Kuroka I want you teach Tsugumi to improve her Senjustu an Youjustu. Leone I also want you train her in Touki Piccolo style. Leone: Boss you serious that brutal for a newbie. Joe: I would like to ease her but since we are now on a deadline, I got to level her up fast. Tsugumi: What Piccolo Style? Leone: Let just say YOU LEARN TO DODGE! She suddenly punches Tsugumi in the face and she is sent flying. She gets up but slowly and she look pissed. I guess Leone is starting now she was always good at sneak attacks. Tsugumi: WHAT THE HELL LEONE! Leone: You didn¡¯t dodge I said dodge. Training starts now I have a week to whip you in to lean mean devil killing machine. She drags Tsugumi off and Kuroka follows them just snickering a bit. Kuroka: I better make sure she does not kill the puppy good luck on your training you guys. LEONE DON¡¯T KILL MY STUDENT! Joe: Yoroichi catch Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation. Yoroichi: This is Suzemebachi. Joe: I know you prefer fighting with your fists, but this in case of emergency. I also want you to train with Saeko and Houmra. Saeko has Sode no Shirayuki and Homura Engetsu is similar to a Zanpakto Yoroichi: Ok Joe: Zest and Rin I want you to come up with a plan. I also want back up plans. I want back up plans for back up plans. Better I want the whole danm alphabet. Also, Rin I want you fight With Fuego. Not to mention I want you plan to involve 11 people. Rin: Wait there are only 10 of us. Joe: I am bringing in back up this is her file, Rin: I can work with this. Joe: She tends to go overboard in fight but that is exactly what we need right now a powerhouse that does not know how to hold back. Than he turns to me Joe: Angela I want you and Beatrice to learn your Bankai with Zabimaru Angela: I have tried, and Beatrice has tried it is just not working your asking for the impossible in such a short time. Joe: I would not ask you to do anything I would not do. I learn Bankai easily because I had the knowledge beforehand, but you are learning from scratch and I have to say you are damm fast learner. I know you can do this I believe in you the both of you. Beside you and I are going to be in the same boat. Angela: How Joe: Jojo is a wildcard. I never seen him in the anime. I am learning something new from scratch for the first time in a while. If my life was not on the line, I be kind of excited. In weeks¡¯ time I am going to have to learn my Balance Breaker. Than he comes over and kisses me which takes me off guard. Beatrice come out and about flip when he kisses her two which shuts her up. Sure, Beatrice had Sex with Joe, but she never let him kiss her. She says a kiss is sacred., But I think she is just shy. Joe: Take care of the girls I will be back in a week. Angela: Where are you going. Joe: I already told you to unlock my Balance Breaker I will meet all you the day of the rating game. Also, I will bring friend. And just like that he is gone, I have not seen him in 3 days. The other are making quite a bit of progress in their own training but me I sort of in a rut. Angela: SWITCH! I turn to Beatrice. She begins cursing at Zabimaru, but nothing is happening. We managed to combine magic with Zabimaru, Beatrice is good at fire magic while I am good at Ice magic. We came up with a few good attacks, but nothing seems to be allowing us to activate our Bankai. Beatrice: GOD FUCKING DANM IT! Angela: I know I is so frustrating, but we need to learn this. Did you see that guys queen she is a monster? Recently Beatrice and I have been able to talk to each other through the necklace. Both of us agree Zabimaru is being a dick. Suddenly a magic circle comes and out pops MOTHER! Beatrice: What do you want you old hag Angela: Hello mother. God: Is that anyway to talk to your mother when she crosses several universes to come see her baby girl. I had you when I was just a young angel. My mother was like get rid of it but I decline and I carried you for 90 years¡­.. Beatrice: Ok, we get it enough with the guilt trip what do you want. God: More like what do you want. It looks like both of your personality fell for the young devil because I can see your trying so hard. Wow and Beatrice what you did in the bed room so naughty BUT THAT IS YOUTH! Beatrice: YOU WERE WATCHING WHAT KIND OF MOTHER ARE YOU! God: It started as just accident, but than it was like looking at some exotic creature that you could not look away from. I never knew you were a girl who was interested in handcuffs. Angela and Beatrice: MOM! God: Sorry, I am getting off topic. You see your life is becoming one of my favorite TV shows. The Action, the drama. The romance. I can¡¯t have the main character die than I lose my entertainment. That makes both of our eyes twitch. She really is a horrible mother. God: I have a confession to make you never had a twin. Neither of you are my original daughter real personality. I know plot twist Angela and Beatrice: WHAT! God: You see when you were born you could not handle your power as a baby, so your father and I decided to split you up. The personality and power you got from your father is Beatrice and the power you got from me is Angela. We also gave you false memories. We said you were twins and had one of you died so you would not get suspicious Teehee? Angela and Beatrice: YOU JUST DON¡¯T PLAY THAT OFF WITH A TEEHEE ! God: You see that necklace not only let you activate your other personality but If you take it off it will fuse you back together and you will probably able to use your Bankai, Beatrice: What is the catch Angela: You always hide something mother. God: My girl has gotten smarter since both personalities have started coming Out yes there is a small detail that I left out. Once you fuse together you can never go back to how it was before Angela: I will not be me Beatrice: I won¡¯t be me God: I know I know drama. So, what are you two going to do. Beatrice: If we are not Angela Angela: If we are not Beatrice Beatrice and Angela: Who are we? God: I will let you figure it out. Oh, can¡¯t wait for the next episode. This way better than your brother Dimitri show tata. Angela and Beatrice: I hate her My whole life has been a lie. What am I going to do? If I fuse together would I still be me, or would I be a completely different person. Would I remember all the good times I had with everybody? Angela: Joe what would you do? Joe: Pov Joe: Achuuuuu! Someone must be talking about me. It has been 2 days I am in the middle of a forest and sure I have made some progress with Jojo, but I am no closer to unlocking my balance breaker. My training but has finally letting me have a break. Joe: That women really does not know how to hold back. I think she broke a rib with that last attack, but she does make a good sparring partner. Suddenly I sense something. I can feel this aura is not like my friend. Joe: Come out whoever you are. ??? You have sharp instincts good you will need it. I look over and see a gut he looks like he is the age where he is in collage. He dresses in a outfit that reminds me of a bartender. He has black hair and brown eyes. Than I see his black wings. Joe: What a fallen Angel doing here. ??? Well I use to be human a couple of weeks ago, but I died Joe: Wait you¡¯re the original owner of Canis Lykaon aren¡¯t you. ???: Quite perceptive aren¡¯t we yes, I was the original owner of Canis Lykaon. My name is Tobias Ikuse. I was a human that worked under Fallen Angels. I work for a group called the Gregory. I was killed by my partner he sold me out to the Caspian. Joe: You want your sacred gear back. Tobias: I was brought back by Azazel into a fallen Angel. At first yes. There was no way in hell I was going to let Caspian get my sacred gear, but you stole it out from his nose. I been watching you and I feel if I can¡¯t have it you should. With your skill right now, you will not be able to beat Elijah even with that right hand of yourse. Yes, I know about that. The Gregory are through. I want to train you. Joe: Why would a fallen Angel want to help a Devil; Didn¡¯t I kill like a lot of your people. Tobias: Just because I am fallen Angel now does not mean we all like each other. There are different faction in are ranks. Raynare faction is one I despised. Frankly I am glad you took her out. Beside I am the most qualified to train you CANIS LYKAON II Suddenly a white dog appears who looks like Jojo Tobias: Azazel has a fascination with sacred gears even going so far to create artificial ones. This is Jin and he just like you Jojo. Except while yourse can manipulate blades and shadow. Jim can manipulate blades and light. Beside I already entered my balance breaker so it should not be hard for me to teach you so what do you say. Before I can say my new servant appears ??? Master a fallen Angel is he an enemy Joe: No, he is fine he is going to be my new teacher. This is Tobias Ikuse ???: My apologies I did not realize for my mistake you may strike me. Tobias: No, I am not going to hit you it perfectly fine. I would think I was enemy to if I was in your position. He says this while looking uncomfortable. Joe: Ok, Let get started shall we. Tobias: I will not go easy on you. Joe: I would not have it any other way. Chapter 13 The Rating Game Begins Rias Pov We have 3 days before our Rating Game I believe we are doing well Asia and Issei have been going out a night doing some for special training. My little pawn is working so hard it almost sweet. I soon realize today is Seto rating game. I head off to Akeno room. Rias: Akeno are you ready to go. Akeno: All set Rias We are about to leave when Issei walks in. He must be wondering where we are going in the middle of the night, Issei: Hello President and Akeno where are you going. Akeno: We are about to go to Seto Rating Game. Sona and I are witnesses Issei: All that cool I was wondering can I come. Joe is my friend and I want to cheer him on and see him kick some ass. Rias: I don¡¯t know¡­.. Akeno: Rias it will be find beside it will get him see what a Rating Game is like. Rias: Very well come along Issei. Sometimes I think I spoil him to much. Akeno makes a magic circle and the three of us step in and we end up in the Student Council room. There a see Seto peerage and a couple of girls I don¡¯t know and one I wish I forget, but where is Seto? I go up to Seto¡¯s Queen Rias: Beatrice or are you Angela? Angela: Right now, I am Angela how do you do. Rias: Where is Joe Angela: He is not here yet he was planning on doing some last-minute training, But I know he will be here. Rias: I see you added some new members Angela: Yes, you have not met Yoroichi and Tsugumi, but I believe you have already met Kuroka. Rias: Not officially but I have heard of her. Angela: Well it best to hear from source than the grapevine. If people sat down and talked to her you find out, she is nice person. Rias: Do you have something say. Angela: That not the right question Rias. The right question is are you willing to listen? ??? Don¡¯t listen to her she probably been corrupted by the murder. I look over and see and man that looks like he is in his late twenties he has black hair and gold eyes and pointed ears. He is wearing some sort of green and gold armor. Rias: Elijah Caspian Elijah: Lady Gremeory it is an honor that you attend this Rating Game as Witness with Lady Sitiri. Oh, congratulation on the engagement.This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. Rias: It is not final yet. Elijah: Whatever you say Lady Gremeory. Now where is my opponents did he get scared and run off. Angela: He will be here Kuroka: Yes, he not scared of a Pedophile Rias: Pedophile? Elijah: It nothing these girl are clearly messed up in the head. Your luck allows to live cat. Suddenly Angela turn into Beatrice. Beatrice: Your lucky I don¡¯t pull out your spine and use it as a stick to beat you with it, but that be too good for you. Elijah: You should learn some respect girl maybe once this over I will add you to be one of my¡­.. He never get to finish his sentence when a fist is sent flying in to his face, I see Joe and he is wearing a suit that makes him look like a butler. He cleans up nice. There is also someone behind in some sort of cloak. Joe: Whoops my hand slipped. I saw a fly around Beatrice and had to squash it. Elijah: YOU BASTARD! Sona: ENOUGH! I look up and see Sona walk in with her Queen Tsubaki. Thy try to stop Joe and Elijah from getting into a brawl. Sona: Ok we all know why where here the House of Dio has challenged the House of Caspian to a Rating Game. The winner will be decided, whoever loses all their pieces first or if the King decide to give up, the winner will receive Canis Lykaon, Rias: JOE YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS! Joe: I know what will happen if I lose Rias. I just won¡¯t. Elijah: I will enjoy crushing his confidence. Sona: Each team will start off in a base. Seto home base will be the Cooking Club. Elijah home Base will be the Science Lab. Pawn will be promoted if they reach their opponents home base any questions, Joe: No Elijah: No Sona: Alright good luck and let the best house win. Both peerages are teleported to another dimension. Sona is setting up the clear so the people in the Underworld can watch it on the Devil Tube. Issei: Hey Rias why did you freak out when Joe said he would give up his sacred gear if he loses. Rias: Because his sacred gear has bonded to him if it is removed from him he will die, Issei: WHAT! Rias: I know that why I was so surprised it does not help that he is a rookie like me, and this is his first Rating game Issei: He is really going balls to the wall. He takes YOLO to whole new level. Joe I do not have many guy friends I hope you can somehow pull through. Joe Pov We are transported into room that look exactly like the cooking club. When I get there they all run up to me. Beatrice: That was close Rin: Way to close for comfort master. Joe: You know the hero always has to make a badass entrance. Leone: That was definitely badass master Homura: Yeah it is making me pumped I can¡¯t wait to show you what I learn. Who do I get to stab first? Tsugumi: That got dark fast. Yoroichi: It is fine, so she is a little blood thirsty. We all want to show master what we been doing for the past week. Zest: Master who is that behind you. Joe: Oh I almost forgot allow me to introduce our newest member of the house of Dio, Everyone meet Ezra Scarlet Erza removes her cloak and she is in a Kuoh Academy uniform with her basic armor on top of it, She definitely looks knightly. Erza: Hello everyone my name is Erza Scarlet, and I am honored to go into battle and represent the house of Dio with warrior such as yourself. Joe: Ok here is the plan we are separating into several squads. Yoroichi Kuroka, Leone you are Kitty Kat Squad, basically you will be ambushing and attacking anyone that get near are secret base. Stopping all pawn from being able to promote themselves. Rin, Tsugumi, Beatrice you are Tsundere Squad you will be attacking from the right. Houmra, Saeko, and Zest you are Poker Face Squad you will be attacking from the left. We are taking on in a pincer attack from both sides. Erza you are Statement Squad. I know guys like this they are going to underestimate us because we are young. I want some one as destructive and does not hold back like you make a statement. Take out as many as you can. Yoroichi: Kitty Kat Squad? Beatrice: Tsundere? Saeko: I don¡¯t really have a poker face, do I? Everyone: You do. Joe: Beatrice I don¡¯t care where you are when the queen appears, I want you on her ass like white on rice. I am counting on you to take het out like a middle linebacker. Beatrice: I got it Joe: They think we are weak an inexperience but it time for us to show is who they are messing with the House of Dio. Show no fear, show no mercy, because our enemies will do the same. Today we show them everything they do is MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! Everyone: What? Joe: Useless Everyone: Oh Sona: House of Dio, House of Caspian let the match officially begin. Joe: Erza: Time to make a statement Erza: As you wish my master Erza Pov Master was right they have underestimated us. They send six pawns out in the very beginning and they not even trying to hide their attention. It is time for me show them what happens when they underestimate the house of Dio. I cut the six off in the gymnasium. Pawn: look what we have here ladies are first victim Erza: It is not fair Pawn: Life is not fair Hun Erza: You misunderstand me it is unfair for you. You should have brought more people, but I guess your good enough for a statement. Pawn: Time to die bitch They all begin to charge their hands with electricity. Master told me that they all had electrical powers I guess this armor will be good enough. Erza: REQUIP LIGHTNING EMPRESS ARMOR! I suddenly transform into my Lightning Empress Armor which makes me resistant to electrical attacks. I also take out a spear from my space of weapons. I charge at the six paws moving so faster than the eye can see before they even attack, I already slam one of the pawn head with my spear and she falls into the ground than the next one comes I avoided her attack. Than I trip her and slam my elbow into the back of her forehead, and she is knocked out cold. That is two four two go. Then two get on both my side. Which is not smart, because when they attack, I jump into the air and they shock each other. One of them try flees but I throw my spear and she shot down. Than I turn to last one. Erza: You called me a bitch earlier didn¡¯t you. Pawn: I am sorry Erza: Even if my master forgives you I will not, REQUIP HEAVEN WHEEL ARMOR! I turn into my armor that makes me look like some sort of Valkyrie I summoned over one hundred swords than I storm my opponent with a hundred of blades. She looks like a porcupine by the time I am through with her. Than she disappears. I look over and see the other five glow and disappear. This all happen in a time span of 3 minuets. In three minuets they loss six pieces. Sona: Six pawn from the house of Caspian retired. Erza: How is that for a statement Chapter 14 Rating Game Part 1 Joe Pov Joe: This is Big Boss to Red Statement. I repeat this is Big Boss to Red Statement excellent work on securing the shortest route to the War Room. Erza: This is Red Statement to Big Boss what are your orders. Joe: Protect the Gym Red Statement wait for further instruction. I am using radios that I made to talk to my team. I am also using codename incase the enemy tries to listen in. Also, I like codenames sue me. I call my next squad. Joe: Big Boss to Tricky Kitty Big Boss to Tricky Kitty do you copy. Yoroichi: This is Tricky Kitty. Rogue Kitty and Sexy Kitty have set the trap and I am about to get in position over. Joe: Well done Tricky Kitty over and out. Big Boss to Twin Tailed Tsundere this is Big Boss how is the situation going over there. Rin: This is Twin Tail we have yet to contact the enemy. Tsundere Puppy has yet to smell any prey. Oh, and Bipolar Tsundere wants to have a talk with you when this over about your naming sense. I can already tell that is not a conversation I want to have. Do you see why I gave Beatrice the codename Bipolar Tsundere she changes her mood on the flip of a dime. It makes me so confused. Well does make our relationship interesting. Joe: Big Boss to Poker Ice what the situation. Saeko: We have contacted the enemy 2 knight and 1 rook. Poker Flame and Poker Earth are locked in battle. I am fending off an attack of their Rook. Joe: I won¡¯t talk anymore focus on your battle, Saeko: Yes master. I look at the monitor and switch my screen to Poker Face quad Homura is battling another knight and having the time her life. Zest is battling the other Knight. While Saeko is taking on their Rook. I change to another screen¡¯s Looks like the remaining two pawns are about to walk in the Black Cat Trap. Leone Point of view. The two-pawns come into the forest which was a big mistake because the forest is my turf. I already activated my Tegu Lionel and I am in my hybrid form now I am in wait for my pray. I slowly lick my lips. The two pawns wander in wary. Pawn 1: Mia do you think they will have anymore scary people like the Redheaded monster. Mia: That just caught us off guard it unlikely we will have to face anyone that scary. Janice will probably have nightmare for weeks. Did you see all those swords she got impaled by. Were Lucky we can not die in this dimension. Tia hears something in the bushes and goes closer to it. If this was one of Joe¡¯s movies suspenseful, she looks behind the bush and fines a black cat. Tia: It is just a cat.Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road. Mia: Is it Kuroka. Tia: No Kuroka in cat form is a lot bigger this one seems to be size of a normal house cat. Besides it only has one tail. It must be a pet that got sucked in while the portal was opening. Mia just nods her head. Now they¡¯re in a false since of security. Way to set me up Yoroichi. She just smiles. She knows I am here. She got better senses than. I do. Ok now Kuroka your up. Just like she read my mind Kuroka appears. Kuroka: Hello ladies how not nice to see you again. Tia: YOU TRAITOR! The one called Tia lose to her anger and goes to attack Kuroka, but she dodges and begin to lead Tia away. Kuroka being laughing at her and making fun of her bust size and that pisses her off she get further away from her team mate. Now it is almost time to strike. I get on all fours into a crouching position. I slowly start to get closer and closer. Mia: Danm it Tia always going off on your own. I finally in my pouncing zone and she finally hears something she turns around and spots me. Before she can scream, I pounce on her like a wild animal mauling her with my claws. Than I finish her off by biting and ripping out her throat. Caspian Pawn Retired I wipe the blood off my throat Yoroichi come over still in her cat form. Yoroichi: That was elegant Leone: Hey it got the job done. Yoroichi: I never said it didn¡¯t you still got blood on your mouth I wipe the blood off my mouth that I hear something Dio Bishop Retired Yoroichi and Leone: WHAT! Leone: There is no way Kuroka could have loss to a pawn It is impossible she is to strong. Yoroichi: Maybe she didn¡¯t Leone: What do ¡­¡­ I don¡¯t get to finish my sentence when suddenly my shoulder is torn apart by a bullet. Ah SON OF A BITCH! Yoroichi: LEONE! Yoroichi turns back into human and she pick me up over her back. She not only strong but she is as fast as any knight class, She is dodging bullets as she is carrying me, we finally make it behind some tree for some cover. Yoroichi: How the shoulder. Leone: I will heal but I am going to be out for a while. Joe: This is Big Boss what happen. I heard Kuroka got retired Yoroichi: I believe we have a sniper on the field. Joe: Danm I did not expect that. New Plan Big Boss to Tsundere Puppy Tsugumi: This is Tsundere Puppy Big Boss: We Have a sniper on the field Tsundere Puppy we are going to need your expertise. But first take out that pawn she is almost to the War Room We do not need her promoting. Tsugumi: Yes sir Tsugumi Pov I use my space magic to teleport back to the War Room. I see Joe and he hands me my bag. First thing first time to take out the pawn. Joe: What is in here Tsugumi: Secret That just made his eye twitches, but he does not ask again. We watch the monitor and see the pawn about to open the door. I casually walk over and take something out of my bag The pawn opens, and I open fire. A rain of bullets storms her body. Joe: IS THAT A TOMMY GUN! Caspian Pawn Retired Tsugumi: What I like Scare Face and Thomas Reginald III is great weapon for surprise attacks. Thy never see it coming Joe: What happen to the first and second Tsugumi: Died in the line duty they were great weapons Now I take the present master gave to me it is a gun named Hades. He said it from the Black Cat universe said to be used by a legendary. I like long range weapon, but my true love has always been a revolver and this baby can make a girl wet. After that I leave, and I sniff out Leone and Yoroichi. I see Yoroichi naked trying to patch Leone. Tsugumi: Looks like someone forgot rule 1 Leone: Hahaha funny Tsugumi: You got the bullet out of her Yoroichi. Yoroichi: Yeah why? Tsugumi: I going to sniff her the sniper out she probably touches the bullet. I sniff the bullet. It has 3 scents on it. Two I know one is Leone and the other is Yoroichi. The Third scent must be the sniper. Tsugumi: Got you I teleport out. I teleport to her sniper perch, but she is already gone. But she can not hide from me. I have Senjustu and my nose. There is no place you can hide where I can not find you. We play a game of cat and mouse which is ironic because I am basically a dog demon. It looks like she can use space magic like myself. She finally stops moving. It looks like she figured out that She can¡¯t run from me. When I catch up, I see a women in a army uniform holding a sniper rifle. It beautiful that long black barrel. I bet you don¡¯t even get that much recoil on that thing. In someone with skill I bet you could head shot someone from 3 hundred meters away. ??? So, you¡¯re the annoying person who keeps following me. Looks like I will have to get rid of you before I take out the rest of your team. I am Ingrid Bishop of the house of Caspian. Tsugumi: Tsugumi Inui House of Dio Ingrid takes out two 9-millimeter pistols. Then she starts shooting lighting bullets at me. I rule remember rule 1 FIRST YOU LEARN TO DODGE. I avoid her attack. If I learned one thing this week I learned to dodge. Not only that my Touki is allowing me to doge better than before. I Kuroka taught me a crash course session in Youjustu and I make a spell which created 3 of me but they are illusions. Then I begin my counter attack. Tsugumi: FIRE BULLET! I shoot several rounds of fire bullets than. I change cartridges. Tsugumi: ICE BULLET ! I do the same but this time I use ice. Ingrid continue to fire Lighting at me and I continue to doge. I had to escape Leone and Kuroka attacking constantly this is nothing. I continue to fire several ice and fire bullets. Ingrid: I thought you were a sharp shooter but you have not been able to hit me once all your doing is dodging Tsugumi: Was not aiming at you. She looks around and see that the forest is on fire and the ground is covered in ice Ingrid: YOUR TRYING TO TRAP ME! Tsugumi: I am guessing now your running out of mana and can jump through space anymore. That sucks for you. I have been dying to shoot something. I could hold out any longer I feel like I was going to explode. Good bye KASHA RAIL GUN! A blue flame appears in front of my pistol and I pull the trigger and a laser beam is fired at Ingrid. I can still hear her curse me Ingrid: DANMMMMMMMMMMMM YOU Tsugumi: Should have dodged. Caspian Bishop Retired