《Archive - shapeshifters boredom》 ch.0 prologue WARNING: this light novel has content not suited for anyone under the age of 18. I used an online wheel to make most of the important story decisions. this novel has some weird fetishes, if you are not a fan of *spins wheel* furries than leave now. this contains the fetishes known as, vore, overpoweredness, herms, ''scenes'', shapeshifting, and the occasional gore scene. AN: Hi I am the author, this is my first light novel ever. so if it turns out shit don''t blame me. well... do blame me cause it''s my fault. I will be uploading on royalroadl.com, and I will change the world the end is in at the end of every arc, and i will use the world sugessted by the most liked comment or most sent message to my profile. I want my first project to include everyone that likes this kind of thing. ~k bai curing my boredom in another world... as a shapeshifter. ch.0 "Eh..." that was the first thought that came through my head as I made since of my surroundings. "hello rai" the first thing to greet me in a completely white world. was a girl with a badly tied bath robe. I could be a kemono but I''m not Japanese so I can''t tell. "eh?" "I''m sorry to say this, but... you have died. It was the worst car accident of 2018..." this shocked me rather hard. not because I died. but because I was in a two story townhouse in my room on the 2nd floor. "do you remember anything from life?" "yeah I do... I remember reading a light novel on the internet that has something to do with this scenario..." "anything else?" The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. "yes, I did not die in a car accident... I was on the 2nd floor of my house playing fortnite on my computer..." "Eh... you mean I summened the wrong guy!?" "yes..?" after I said that the ''goddess'' started crying begging for forgiveness. but after a few minutes she gave me an offer. "ahm... I am sorry for this inconvenience, I have reported my mistakes to my superiors, and they have given me the right to make it up to you." how did she report that so fast? "o-ok than..." "so you have a choice... reincarnate into another world or just go poof." so take an isekai dive or vanish. also what''s with that character change? "there''s only one choice basically... so i''ll take reincarnation..." "since you are somewhat fammilar with this process, I''m sure you can get what I will ask next." "i do and I take the ability to perfectly shapeshift." this has been my dream ever since I started playing videogames. (perfect shapeshifting is when the shifter can imagine the stats and appearance of anything and turn into that without fail. with the added bonus of not having it''s weaknesses but being able to claim it''s skills and abilities for your own even when your not shifted into that creature.) "that''s fine... it got accepted and I read the definition from the mind. sure it might make you the strongest ever but I owe you" Maybe I milked the situation a little. but it''s not everyday a god owes you something. "so before we send you down what would you like your lv to be?" "wait... so this world is like a videogame?" "N" so it''s exactly like every other novel. just slightly different. "what''s the max lv?" "there is none... but the highest lv so far is about 150,000." "500,000,000... that''s what I want my lv to be." I expect her to turn this down. that is way too high. it''s like bringing a gu- "that''s fine" in the middle of my thought she accepted the ridicules lv proposal. "Eh..." and just like that the white void was gone. replaced by vibrant colors and sound so bright I had to close my eyes. ch. 1 touch down "so, where is here?" I stated while scratching my head. apparently this is an rpg like world. so will saying things like status work here? "let''s try it...¡¶status¡·" almost immediately after saying that, a green window appeared in my face. age: [17] 976 mental age: young adult name: Rai race: shapeshifter LV: 500,000,000 original form: not set [reincarnated] HP: 9.4B/9.4B MP: 5.3Q/5.3Q STR: 674,976,189,083,926,669,165,839,167,830,168,037,810,356,728 AGI: 69,3001,767,897,926,554,882,067,388,654,178,499,256,791,557,299,765,418,863,976,296,649,256,719,663,996,289,374,667,902,764,699,163,976,391,666,492,698,645,107,460,165,583,629,917,639,976,925,859,268,971,907,385,916,841 DEX: 9,996,398,655,571,076,377 DEF 916,569,475,579,168,937,666,929,874,866 M. DEF: 9,266,748,655,417,789,466 M. ATK: 6,673,866,651,884,679,207 ATK: 99,978,049,996,246,820,109,653,926,993,977,802,878,309,716,684,866,701,077,496,820 INT: 99,654,178,396,518,946,568,916,583 WIS: 32 {the normal person in the new world would be 19 and the average wizard 26} LUK: 47% EXP: 0/13.5M Stat points (unapointed):9,999,999,960 race skills: ¡¶shapeshifting lv. MAX¡·¡¶perfect shapeshifting lv. MAX¡· skills: ¡¶item box lv. MAX¡· ¡¶appraisal lv. 5¡· titles: ¡¶immortal¡· alignment: neutral WARNING your personality is unstable, you will change every so often, this message will not display again. wait there''s an alignment system?! now I have to worry about what I do!? that changes the way I have to go about this. my agility is a little... broken, and why do I already have a title? so I have appraisal, an item box, op shapeshifting, broken stats, and I''m immortal now. cool. and I also have an insane amount of statpoints. let''s transform... wait... why am I 976 years old? i imagine that some super long transformation scene happens here. like the in they one anime where the main weapons are a pair of sissiors and a sailor uniform. so I''m 976 years old now and in the brackets I''m 17. that''s confusing which one am i? does it mean that 976 years old is the shapeshifter equivalent of being 17? "what should I transform into first... thanks to the skill I know how to do it..... let''s test it first than..." with my goal in mind I transform into the first thing that comes to my mind. and what is that you ask? why it''s one of the things that influenced my childhood... pocketmon. but not just any, the first one I thought of was zoroark. (curse you random internet spin wheel!) Reading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original. "cool... i have fur now but it''s still cold... let''s take the skills now" I absorb the skills from my new form and check my status. I expect tuns of new skills now. age: [17] 976 mental age: young adult name: Rai race: shapeshifter LV.500,000,000 original form: dark illusion fox (zoroark) [reincarnated] HP: 9.4B/9.4B MP: 5.3Q/5.3Q STR: 674,976,189,083,926,669,165,839,167,830,168,037,810,356,728 AGI: 69,3001,767,897,926,554,882,067,388,654,178,499,256,791,557,299,765,418,863,976,296,649,256,719,663,996,289,374,667,902,764,699,163,976,391,666,492,698,645,107,460,165,583,629,917,639,976,925,859,268,971,907,385,916,841 DEX: 9,996,398,655,571,076,377 DEF 916,569,475,579,168,937,666,929,874,866 M. DEF: 9,266,748,655,417,789,466 M. ATK: 6,673,866,651,884,679,207 ATK: 99,978,049,996,246,820,109,653,926,993,977,802,878,309,716,684,866,701,077,496,820 INT: 99,654,178,396,518,946,568,916,583 WIS: 32 LUK: 47% EXP: 5K/13.5M Stat points (unapointed):9,999,999,960 race skills: ¡¶shapeshifting lv.MAX¡·¡¶perfect shapeshifting lv. MAX¡· skills: ¡¶item box lv.MAX¡· ¡¶appraisal lv. 5¡·¡¶elemental punch lv.MAX¡·¡¶illusion magic lv.MAX¡·¡¶main character recognition lv.MAX¡·¡¶teleportation magic lv.4¡·¡¶holy immunity¡·¡¶dark immunity¡·¡¶presence sense lv.8¡·¡¶mana manipulation lv.MAX¡·¡¶swallow lv.MAX¡·¡¶body function manipulation lv.MAX¡·¡¶internal storage lv. MAX¡· titles: ¡¶immortal¡·¡¶guardian of the forest¡·¡¶friend of humans¡·¡¶friend of monsters¡· alignment: neutral "yous, new skillz... wait... what''s with the last three skills? and why does the original form stat say that?" what started out as a test turned into a big mistake. as apparently the first thing a shapeshifter turns into is it''s original form. this means that I''m the first shapeshifter to exist in this world... so if I turn into my human self does that mean that my race stat changes too? a quick check confirms the idea. making me able to enter towns that recruit adventurers to slay monsters without worry. than again, i am the strongest in this world, so I shouldn''t even be scared to go in like this. so new goal, let''s go to a town "before I do though I should shapeshift some clothes onto me... nah if I shapeshift in my original form I will be fine." "but before I do that, I guess I have to get some more skills like language and a basic attack." than the first popup in the new world appeared. ¡¶skill acquired total language mastery¡· it appears that goddess-sama still owes me "thanks for the free skill goddess-sama!" ch.2 savior after my testing session I heard the oldest cliche from the isekai genre. a scream close by, and because of the genre I have to go save the girl now. "first cliche of the day... I wonder how it will go..." with that said I used my overwhelmingly broken speed and control to arrive to the site in a less than 23 seconds. ------------------------------------- "it''s not like I want to!" that''s kree, my best friend and adventuring partner. she''s a good rouge, a beastwomen, and can cast magic. "no really he suits you." "you are only saying that, you don''t mean it!" "well it''s not every day that a noble proposes to you..." kree was just proposed too by the duke of tel''so. our home town, and the town we registered as adventurers. "no really he does, plus if you do marry him your rank will skyrocket to D+." "true... we are high ranked adventurers, at rank DD- we can beat the whole branch of the guild." after walking for a few more minutes in silence. a branch snapped, someone was following us. Immediately afterwards we drew our weapons and faced the sound. "come out!" "we know your there. and we are ready, theres no use in hiding!" "..." "come out now!!" "..." after a few more moments of this i heard some rustling. than a head came out. "no way... a high orc assassin!? that''s a C+ ranked monster!" we both looked at the rare monster in awe and fear. if we run we would die. if we fight we would die faster. "run now!!" "what about you?!" i''ll distract it. if I buy enough time than kree will be able to escape, than she can request a subjugation force to arrive in town. "i''ll cover you just run!" with my magic I might be able to stop it but if I''m too slow or not strong enough it will not be enough. "i''ll go get help than! don''t worry i''ll come back for you!" than she left and the battle began. "take this! ¡¶intense fireball¡·" "gruugh" "how''s that feel! ¡¶restraining bind¡·!" "..." "too scared to talk now huh?" just after the taunt left my mouth the orc broke the Bing and sprinted at me with it''s large hand grabbing me by the throat. This narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon. "how. like now. humen" "!?" I couldn''t say anything, the only thing to come out of my mouth was a primitive screem. "sorry I''m late..." said an unfamiliar voice. I think I''m hallucinating from lack of air... because the voice seemed to belong to a dark humanoid fox. ------------------------ "sorry I''m late..." this is what I say while emerging from behind a tree. only to find that a human pig with a Cloak and dagger to be holding a human girl on the ground. "who..." is all that could escape from the girls mouth before she passed out. anyways let''s kill that pig and save the girl... "let''s get this over with..." "gruughhg? (who the fuck are you?)" it seems that ¡¶total language mastery¡· works on monsters too. this is a useful skill to have. so I run behind the pig and decapitate it with my new claws. turns out it is really easy. ¡¶skill acquired decapitation lv. 2¡· "it skipped level 1? anyways let''s use appraisal on this girl" age:19 name: kayell sagay race: human guild rank: DD- lv: 23 hp: 12/207 mp: 53/103 STR: 53 AGI: 91 DEX: 46 DEF: 13 M. DEF: 139 M. ATK: 351 ATK: 58 INT: 93 WIS: 24 LUK: 10% EXP 34/250 skills: ¡¶fire magic lv. 7¡·¡¶earth magic lv. 4¡·¡¶binding magic lv. 6¡·¡¶teleport lv. 1¡·¡¶slash lv. 2¡·¡¶punch lv. 2¡·¡¶appraisal lv. 3¡·¡¶item box lv. 2¡·¡¶princess aura¡· titles: ¡¶adventurer¡·¡¶descendent of the king¡·¡¶fire mage¡·¡¶earth mage¡·¡¶scorched earth wizard¡·[hidden] "she''s not powerful..." after checking her status I transformed into someone that has the best survivor skills. I turned into Bear Grylls, for he is the best. ¡¶skill acquired ¡¶survival mastery lv. MAX¡·,¡¶overeating immunity¡·, ¡¶starving resistance lv. 1¡·, ¡¶cooking mastery lv. MAX¡·, ¡¶knowladge of the wild lv. MAX¡·!¡· now, let''s pitch us a tent. after about 10 minutes I have collected the supplies to build a tent, and after a minute it was done. "the first tent that I have ever built is the best ever to be made in this world... I''m overpowered..." ch.3 agent of the king Agent of the king when I woke up I was in a bed... "huh?" "where am i?" I whispered to my self. while getting up. feeling the soreness in my hands and neck I remembered what happened. "who was that?" after getting up and finding my torn clothes next to the bed I looked around the room. the ceiling was slightly curved, giving the impression that this is a tent. there was another bed made of leaves and a makeshift desk, giving the feel that a wannabe Druid was living here. "who made this? and who saved me? I know I was hallucinating." thinking that i left the tent-room. when I stepped outside I looked at the entrance. it was a tent, and a really well made one. looking at the sky told me that I had slept for at least a few hours. "so you are finally awake... good." "who said that?!" "I did..." I looked up to find a fox monster sitting in the tree speaking the human language. it was the first time seeing a monster speak so fluently. "Eh...?" "don''t scream. please, it''s annoying." after that statement he(?) jumped down in front of me. his fur was dark gray and Black in some places. he had long dark red and black hair growing from the back of his head with the biggest magic stone I have ever seen weaved into it. "w-why shouldn''t i-i?" "because I''m the one who saved you..." this monster saved me? I''ve never heard of this happening before. a friendly monster? I have to appraise him. age: 976 name: rai race: dark illusion fox (zoroark) lv: ??£¤¡ê0,000 hp: appraisal unavailable mp: appraisal unavailable skills: appraisal unavailable titles: ¡¶iosg_>`???l¡·¡¶guardian of the forest¡·¡¶friend of humans¡·¡¶friend of monsters¡· alignment: neutral I know my appraisal skill is not that high but I can''t even his level? what level is he than? "you just tried to appraise me didn''t you?" busted "...no..." "don''t lie" "ok yes... by the way what is a zoroark?" "it''s what I am." that doesn''t help at all! does he even know what he is? ------------------- "let''s stop this stupid conversation. and could you tell me where the nearest town is?" to change the subject I asked where the town is. I know she will reject so I''ve already prepared an awnser for why I want to go. "why should I tell a monster where a human town is? for you to tell the demon king where to go?" I didn''t expect the part with the demon king , but I did expect the rejection. "I need to know where to go if I''m going to bring you there... there are a lot of powerful monsters here at night after all." that''s a lie. I have no idea if this forest has anything stronger than a goblin or if it has no monsters at all. "well that''s true the monsters are stronger at night..." thank you relatively high luck stat! "and you did save me from that C+ monster... but that means that your at least a B- monster..." Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site. "wait... humans rank monsters?" "you don''t know... I thought you already know this your 976 years old after all." "you are the... second human I''ve ever met..." ¡¶skill acquired! ¡¶liar lv. 1¡·!¡· "Eh..." after that complete lie she told me about the ranking system in this world in exchange for protection until the next town. so... the lowest rank is triple E- this is populated by slimes goblins and children under the age of 5 the next is EEE and that''s the slightly stronger beings. the strongest entity in the world is a human at level 150,000 and he is the requirement to enter XS rank, and he is the strongest. I''m lv. 500M he''s 150K I think I''m stronger than him. I''m not sure though, it''s hard to tell. "so which way?" "well where are we?" "the landmarks are a giant tree to the left of me, a water fall behind me, a giant cave to the right, and nothing in front." "than we are in the great sentarea forest and we need to go in the direction of the cave than go past it" and with that I had lifted her into Mr arms and ran past the cave. not at full speed of course. after an hour of running kayell fell asleep. even though she already slept for half a day, sar was holding on to my new chest tuft of fur. after seeing a little part of a wall and some guards patrolling I woke kayell up. with a relatively hard head shake -------------------------------------- "wha-what happend?!" "we are here you know... you can get off of my head now..." "oh sorry" apparently when he woke me up I jumped onto his head and grabbed his thin neck. "rai? can I tell my friend about you?" "I don''t really care about that... just don''t tell her where I made my camp please..." "ok than. bye" and with that I kissed him on the cheak when he didn''t expect it injecting him with a paralyzing agent. when I got off him he was still in the state of paralysis, in the same kneeling position with his arms out. I better get the guards now. ------- well that was unexpected. she kissed me on the cheek. I thought she was still too scared of me but her character changed too fast. the good thing is that with my skill ¡¶main character recognition¡· I can tell if she will be important later. "hey what''s that?!" just than I heard a voice. it was a guard doing patrols in a mostly unpatroled area. he spotted me while I am still in shock from the kiss. "hey guys over here I found one!!" I still can''t move. a quick check of my status and I found the problem Condition: paralysis(large) I have been duped by the first human I''ve met. ¡¶title acquired betrayed¡· than the realization came... she sold me out... but when the guards came it wore off. maybe being a zoroark comes with a slight paralysis resistance? "what do we have here?" "a paralyzed monster that''s what." I than shook my head and got up fast to greet the guards. "he''s still moven'' paralyze it again!" "like that will work." my speech caught them off guard. I guess they didn''t expect an intelligent monster. ch. 4 the beginning "did the monster just talk?" "why yes I did." "it responded! it has intelligence!" "tell me... how would you feel if another human was amazed if you talked?" " " "annoyed" " " they said it in unison. what a dramatic change, i would have said their retarded. "that''s how I feel right now..." "and why should we care about what you feel?" "because it effects if you live through this..." and with that I ran behind them and cut their armour up to their chests with my claws, and removed a finger from the one that talked rudely. I think being a monster has gotten to me, because I did not feel anything from doing that. "!?" then they passed out. maybe from fear or shock. I picked them up and dropped them into the patrol area and shapeshifted into my human form, but with powers that are essential for an isekai type character. with that I check my status. age: {[17] 976} 17 mental age: young adult name: Rai race: [shapeshifter] human LV. [500,000,000] 38 [original form: dark illusion fox (zoroark)] [reincarnated] HP: [9.4B/9.4B] 408/408 MP: [5.3Q/5.3Q] 206/206 STR: [674,976,189,083,926,669,165,839,167,830,168,037,810,356,728] 157 AGI: [69,3001,767,897,926,554,882,067,388,654,178,499,256,791,557,299,765,418,863,976,296,649,256,719,663,996,289,374,667,902,764,699,163,976,391,666,492,698,645,107,460,165,583,629,917,639,976,925,859,268,971,907,385,916,841] 251 DEX: [9,996,398,655,571,076,377] 98 DEF: [916,569,475,579,168,937,666,929,874,866] 563 M. DEF: [9,266,748,655,417,789,466] 74 M. ATK: [6,673,866,651,884,679,207] 109 ATK: [99,978,049,996,246,820,109,653,926,993,977,802,878,309,716,684,866,701,077,496,820] 902 INT: [99,654,178,396,518,946,568,916,583] 59 WIS: 32 LUK: 47% EXP: [5.2K/13.5M] 348/400 Stat points (unapointed):[9,999,999,960] 0 [race skills:¡¶shapeshifting lv. MAX¡·¡¶perfect shapeshifting lv. MAX¡·] skills: ¡¶item box lv. MAX¡· ¡¶appraisal lv. 7¡·¡¶elemental punch lv. MAX¡·¡¶illusion magic lv. MAX¡·[¡¶main character recognition lv. MAX¡·]¡¶teleportation magic lv.5¡·¡¶elemental immunity¡·¡¶presence sense lv.9¡·¡¶mana manipulation lv. MAX¡·[¡¶swallow lv. MAX¡·¡¶body function manipulation lv. MAX¡·]¡¶survival mastery lv. MAX¡·¡¶overeating immunity¡·¡¶starving resistance lv. 1¡·¡¶cooking mastery lv. MAX¡·¡¶internal compass lv. MAX¡·¡¶knowledge of the wild lv. MAX¡·¡¶decapitation lv. 2¡· titles: [¡¶immortal¡·¡¶guardian of the forest¡·¡¶friend of humans¡·¡¶friend of monsters¡·¡¶faster than god¡· ¡¶faster than light¡· ¡¶faster than time¡·¡¶stronger than god¡· ¡¶king of all¡· ¡¶knowledge holder¡· ¡¶god of magic¡·]¡¶betrayed¡·¡¶hero¡· alignment: [neutral] good so I have found out that the stats in the brackets are visible only to me and people with high appraisal. that is really convenient if I ever want to hide a title or an embarrassing skill. "so... now that I''m human, let''s register for the adventurers guild." when I get to the front gate I see no guards, but I sense a magic barrier deflecting all monsters from entering the town. but this is me we''re talking about, I have nothing to worry about. I enter without a problem. Tel''so is a beginners town so all of the bad equipment stands and poor quality potion stores are- "hello sir, are you new around here?" "yes, I am. could you tell me where the adventurers guild is please?" "oh sure! the guild is the only building with a white roof and a sign on the front with crossed swords over a shield." "thank you." and with that I go the guild passing a line of slave traders carrying their newest line. it made me sick, there were demi-humans like beastmen in this world too, there are at least a few beastmen in the crowd and a few more in the slave line-up. after taking a moment to look around I head to the adventurers guild. and when I enter, low and behold a cat-girl is the guild receptionist. "hello there who might you be?" "uh, hi my name is rai I''m here to become an adventure." "okey hold on a moment while I get the magic form." magic form? I''ll be fine if it gets my real race, but won''t that mean that I will be an important monster that is able to give requests? it can''t cure boredom though, without being an adventure my new life will be very boring for all of eternity, because I''m immortal and all. "here you go, just put your hand into the box and your information will automatically be filled in. also if you want to update your information for a higher rank or for a higher chance of personal requests and higher pay for quests just ask and do the procedure again." Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. "thank you" as I did that I adjusted my level so that it is 107 and my stats accordingly. that way I will automatically be a high ranking adventure. the paper says: name: rai race: human lv: 107 recommended rank: AA- optimal weapon: ancient magic scythe optimal armour: ancient mithril armor I than returned to the cat-girl at the desk. "so I''m done with the thing..." "that''s fine leave it on the counter and I will bring you to the testing room." "testing room?" "yes the testing room is used when a recruit is recommended for A- or higher." "by the way... what''s your name?" "it''s crathy." the testing room is a large underground room created with magic that regenerates the stone if it''s destroyed. making it perfect foe testing the strong. "oi, so this is the new recruit that was recommended eh." "yes he is megean. don''t go easy on him his was recommended to be AA-." "so your the new hot shot huh? but your so small? ha, I bet you can''t take me on even when I only use my pinky" when I appraised the muscular fox-girl she had a new category, class. her class was holy Paladin. she seemed tough, but the boasting conflicted with the ''holy'' part of her class. it seems her class ability is to tell if a person is hiding their true race and smite the evil alignment for 200000% damage. "carthy! leave here now! I don''t want my one true love to be hurt!" "don''t call me that in front of the new recruit!" just than my dreams were crushed. the busty cat-girl was in a relationship. with another girl. then she left the room. "so what''s a monster like you trying to become an adventurer, hmm?" "so I was caught, huh?" "the moment you walked in..." "well there''s no point in hiding it anymore..." after saying that i transformed. black smoke like particles swirled around me in the second that they stopped I was back in my ''original'' form, the zoroark. "danm, I never thought such a handso- ,uh, big monster like you to want to help humans..." "that''s because I don''t... if I didn''t I would become very bored very quickly..." "is that so... also I should mention that this room has a magic that forcefully negates all magic when someone enters the room..." "oh is that so..." "that means that your transformation is a race skill... so what are you a doppelganger?" "someone would find out sooner or later... I am the first one of my kind to show themselves to humans... we usually live in our parents pocket Dimensions until we come of age... except for me..." "well what are you?" "I''m a shapeshifter" the moment I say that she bursts out in laughter. she is now ROFLing. "shapeshifters don''t exist in anywhere other than obscure children stories intended to scare the child into behaving." "than tell me... am I lying?" the moment I said that, she stops and starts to kneel. "I am sorry for my ignorance imposed on to you. I did not know that there were any shapeshifters still alive ever since the great purge 975 years ago..." "that happened the year after my birth than..." "eh..." "as of now I am 976 years old, even though I have the mental age of a 17 year old human I have survived this long haven''t i?" "EH!!!" I don''t know if that was a scream of surprise for how long I have ''lived'' or of joy that a previously extinct species has come back. "why''d you yell?" "..." "..." "my old master was a shapeshifter. I too have lived at that time. she told me that her son was hidden well, and that if I ever met a shapeshifter after that..." "so you knew my mother?" "yes, I did, and you look exactly like her... when she was not concealing herself that is." "I am the guild master of this branch of the adventurers guild. I maybe only an A- rank but I will use my sphere of influence to make you an adventurer when your In your original form." wait... does that mean that when I chose my original form I altered history!? so now all accounts of adult shapeshifters will be zoroarks and prepubescent shapeshifters will be zoruas?! I just allowed nimtendow to copyright strike this whole universe... "thank you..." "now than, let''s cure your boredom shall we?" "with pleasure." ch. 5 the genus magician "what level are you? you haven''t even broken a sweat... your at least an S- class." the class system is weird. the lowest is EEE- and the highest is XS and the 2nd highest is SSS+. the system switches at the c rank. from low to high, EEE- than triple until C rank. below C is the triples are low and above c the triples are high. "so the lowest is EEE- and the highest one can get without going over 150,000 is SSS+? that gets confusing..." "it does but I don''t decide the rules. I only follow them." "so what''s the plan for getting me into the guild?" "you still didn''t awnser my question." "it''s 500,000,000..." she broke out in laughter again. much harder this time. it got annoying very quickly. "nothing is higher than 150K yet..." "I''ll allow you to appraise my level than..." after I felt a small wind like thing pass me by. her jaw fell open and she squeaked a little. "wha-why are you so overpowered!?" I Shrugged off the question. "let''s just go up... don''t forget to come with me to tell all the adventurers why a monster is an adventurer..." "k than." after that I transformed into my human form. than we left the room to go to the main hall to make an announcement. "hello everyone I have an announcement to make! so shut up and listin!" when she said that the whole room shut up and listened intently.Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website. "I''d like to celebrate the birth of a new SS rank that has joined our guild this morning .. rai come up." from my life in America as a human I had crippling stage fright. but now since I became a monster I lost that fear, so I''m good with crowds now. "hi." "how is he a double S rank? he is so scrawny and dull!" most people yelled something like this, but megean started talking again. "shutup now I''m not done! he may not look like it but this kid is special... when he does his thing don''t attack... rai do the thing" that was my que. a few seconds after she said that I started to transform. I made the particles envelope the room so that I''m hidden until I''m done. "hello again!" "what? huh?" "a-a monster!? why is a monster an adventurer now?!" "don''t anger him he is stronger than all of us combined... he''s just trying to get rid of his boredom... plus he is neutral, not evil. we have a chance to befriend him..." with that statement i looked at the guild master with an annoyed look. it seems that some of the adventurers had surprised looks. "why should we trust you?! for all we know it could have mind controlled you!" "if I was mind controlled than I couldn''t have gotten into the room. with that said, anyone who has the balls to be his partner with him I will promote to AA- rank." with that everyone stoped their outrage and stared at me. megean told me that the highest rank here right now was a DD-, so to be promoted to AA- is huge. "if no one wants him that I will let him choose his partner." "I''m going to look around first..." whispering that I started walking down the steps. I appraised everyone in the room, than I found someone special. age: 16 name: kira seraguya race: human LV: 267 HP: 7530/7530 MP: Infinity guild rank: DD- [reincarnated] appraisal impossible the first other reincarnated I have met. i walked over to the corner he was sitting in. his cheat seems to be infinite mana. i asked him what just happened in the room. "eh... I don''t know i was thinking..." "don''t face the wall when you talk to someone..." "why should i?" he got me there. so I asked him the question everyone was waiting for. "do you want to be my partner?" when I said that he turned around. it took him a few seconds to realize a that a monster just asked a human to be his partner. "EH... MONSTER!?" "that was so loud my eardrums almost burst!" "that kids a menace! trying to cripple the guild!" kira than took his attack position. did he not here the riot that took place here like a minute ago? "kid, the guild master literally just explained why I am here... so stop yelling and put your wand down..." I felt the wind that appraisal makes when it''s used on someone. this should calm him down. or make him pass out. "..." "so... partner?" "it''s not like I have a choice do I?" "not at all..." and with that I now have an adventuring partner. here we go to cure my boredom in another world! ch. 6 new problems we left town about a day ago. our camp is made of plants and amazingly kira has some skill in making temporary housing, but when the foundation collapsed I had to make everything. "you''re really good at building things..." "I have a lot of free time." "i couldn''t get a look at your stats only your name, health, and your reincarnated status..." "your one too... so what cheat do you have?" his face was that of extreme confusion. it seems that he was reincarnated from this world or has not yet remembered his life. "what do you mean?" "you have infinite mana and you also have the reincarnated status... that''s the only reason that I asked for you..." "wha... I knew I was good at magic but infinite mana? that''s overpowered." "if you get the chantless skill you will be unstoppable..." I remembered that I could imagine the stats of the things that I turn into. so let''s think of a character that can teach skills, and Maybe limitbreak them too. "I''m going to look around..." I left the area and tested out the thought and I obtained limitbreaking. it makes me even more broken. age: [17] 976 mental age: young adult name: Rai race: shapeshifter LV. 500,000,000 original form: dark illusion fox (zoroark) guild rank: SS+ [reincarnated] HP: 9.4B/9.4B MP: 5.3Q/5.3Q STR: 674,976,189,083,926,669,165,839,167,830,168,037,810,356,728 AGI: 693,001,767,897,926,554,882,067,388,654,178,499,256,791,557,299,765,418,863,976,296,649,256,719,663,996,289,374,667,902,764,699,163,976,391,666,492,698,645,107,460,165,583,629,917,639,976,925,859,268,971,907,385,916,840 DEX: 9,996,398,655,571,076,377 DEF: 916,569,475,579,168,937,666,929,874,866 M. DEF: 9,266,748,655,417,789,466 M. ATK: 6,673,866,651,884,679,207 ATK: 99,978,049,996,246,820,109,653,926,993,977,802,878,309,716,684,866,701,077,496,820 INT: 99,654,178,396,518,946,568,916,583 WIS: 32 LUK: 47% EXP: 5.8K/13.5M You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version. Stat points (unapointed): 9,999,999,960 race skills:¡¶shapeshifting lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶perfect shapeshifting lv. MAX+99¡· skills: ¡¶item box lv. MAX+99¡· ¡¶appraisal lv. 9¡·¡¶elemental punch lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶illusion magic lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶main character recognition lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶teleportation magic lv. 8¡·¡¶elemental immunity¡·¡¶presence sense lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶mana manipulation lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶swallow lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶body function manipulation lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶survival mastery lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶overeating immunity¡·¡¶starving resistance lv. 1¡·¡¶cooking mastery lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶internal compass lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶knowledge of the wild lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶decapitation lv. 2¡·¡¶limitbreaking lv. MAX¡·¡¶teaching lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶dimensional magic lv. 6¡·¡¶weapon mastery lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶steel fur lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶magic fur lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶magic creation¡·¡¶road to god¡·¡¶domination lv. 4¡·¡¶appraisal editing lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶character editing lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶internal storage lv. MAX+99¡· titles: ¡¶immortal¡·¡¶guardian of the forest¡·¡¶friend of humans¡·¡¶friend of monsters¡·¡¶faster than god¡· ¡¶faster than light¡· ¡¶faster than time¡·¡¶stronger than god¡· ¡¶king of all¡· ¡¶knowledge holder¡· ¡¶god of magic¡·¡¶betrayed¡·¡¶hero¡·¡¶broken hero¡·¡¶fourth wall breaker (slight)¡·¡¶monster god¡· so I am now even more powerful than beforehand. "so where are we going?" "are you just now deciding that?" "hey, I don''t have any map skills so I''m reaping on you for that... let''s go to the next town than..." "they haven''t sent a message about you yet." "so... I can just turn into a human." I don''t really want to go to the next town. I''m only going because I can actually smell the bloodlust behind us. after a quick break we left to go to the next city. "someone''s following us..." so he noticed it too. he has a good detection level. "by the way... since we are a party now we can see our combined rank..." he says that now. kira is not too bright. perfect. "so, how do you see the party?" "just think [party] in your head hard enough." I did it, it happened, and we are rank XS+++ making us the strongest there ever was, is, or ever will be. we head north towards the next town called seredeph... it''s in the middle of a desert?! ch. 7 bigger problems seredeph. the city of sand. I''m being roasted alive under my 10 pounds of fur, I can''t even shapeshift because kira is here, and he''s dying too. "I know it''s a desert, but why is it so unnaturally hot?!?" "it''s because of your black fur... it''s absorbing the heat." checking the map, we are about another day away from seredeph. and our follower is still on us. "is he still here? I''m gonna go clear them from our trail." I didn''t even wait for kira to respond, I just left towards the guy. "hello there." "..." "what not gonna talk?" "..." I have 2 choices with him. de-mask him and interrogate him, or kill him. we need the information so let''s interrogate ''em. grabbing the spy by the mantle, I drag him to the ground... being careful not to crush his wind pipe. "hey you gonna talk for once?" "this is new..." "so you can talk. good, why don''t you tell me why you''re following us around in the first place." "not interested..." this guy infuriates me. his voice is surprisingly feminine... gasp don''t tell me ''he''s'' a girl!? removing their mask will reveal the truth. just like that one tv show... you know with the dog and the teens with the hippie van? yeah that one. "now then, let''s see what''s under here, shall we?" "wha- NO, don''t do that!" somehow that was louder than kira''s screech. pulling the kitsune mask off shows us... "...!?... an actual kitsune?!" I thought she was a beastmen but she was a kitsune. an extremely rare variant of the warewolf. "so... two monsters meet up than huh?" with a stupid expression on my face, and with my vocal cords not working from the development, only squeaks can escape my mouth. "hey rai you get him yet?" "uhh, y-yeah SHE''s here!" kira runs over, puzzled expression on hand and his backup dagger out. Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit. "so the spy is a sh- HOLY SHIT!?" "ahem... seems like a match made in heaven." "shut up kira." "so your masters here?" "he''s not my master!!" "right..." "anyways, why are you following us?" "like I would tell you." she''s right, why would a spy tell their captors the reason they were spying. so I shifted one hair on my back, and got interrogation. "again, why are you following us?" "why woul- ah... because I... sensed the... presence of a pow...erful monster well... suited... ah... to... become my... husband..." "thank you... for the disturbing news..." here comes the start of the harem. it''s not like I can control it, so let''s see her stats. interrogation makes me feel like I''m violating the receiver. name: sui kitsu race: kitsune class: battlemage tails: 8 mage rank: A- [reincarnated] LV. 4,672 HP: 1.3M/3.7M MP: 17M/17M STR: 15,763 AGI: 258,326 DEX: 9,842 DEF: infinite [300,000,000,000] M. DEF: infinite [300,000,000,000] M. ATK: 1,099,271 ATK: 305,617 INT: 407,062 WIS: 41 LUK: 32% EXP: 348/3,000 Stat points (unapointed): 0 Skills: ¡¶beasts transformation¡·¡¶magic mastery¡·¡¶summoning mastery¡·¡¶intimidation LV. 7¡·¡¶cooking mastery¡·¡¶flight magic LV. 3¡·¡¶tracking mastery¡·¡¶resistance LV. 3~7¡·¡¶total mana mastery¡·¡¶ultimate obliteration LV. 2¡·¡¶teleportation¡·¡¶beasts senses LV. MAX+99¡·¡¶sexual kink growth¡·¡¶seduction LV. MAX¡· Titles: ¡¶guardian of love¡·¡¶ the kings mistress¡·¡¶desperate¡·¡¶immortal¡· "I did a lot of damage... so your one too..." "a what?" "reincarnated, all three of us are... rai are you thinking about her joining our group?" with the way things are going, I might have a team of reincarnated to fight for me. first a human, than another monster, I''m going to guess that the next reincarnated will be a magic sword or something. ch. 8 mysterious voice so skipping the uninteresting parts we arrive at seredeph. city of the shifting sands, home of one of the greatest spices in the world, it''s like Egypt than. "so what are we here for?" "you don''t know?! your the one that suggested that we cone here!" "I was bored..." "is that your excuse for everything?" "..." this keeps on going for the next few hours why is it that this party(harem) is growing so fast? [because they are attracted to your power.] who said that?! [I did, I am the effect of ¡¶4th wall breaker (slight)¡·] "what" "rai what happened?" so are you like an awnsering machine or something? [you are not proficient enough in breaking the 4th wall for me to awnser that question.] oh so it''s like that... well, even that is better than going in blind. ¡¶title skill proficiency ¡¶4th wall breaker (slight)¡· has increased¡· that was fast, so can you awnser now? [yes, I am the god of gods.] the what... wouldn''t the god of gods be like the author of a book or something? [correct, I am the ''author'' of this multiverse.] multiverse... that means that I can eventually go to other universes right? Love this novel? Read it on Royal Road to ensure the author gets credit. [correct] than why is the plot of this story, the timing of events, and descriptions of characters so bad? [that''s simple, this is my first time doing this so I''m still learning, I plan to make this ''book'' last for a long while.] so this is a light novel than. "rai... rai... RAI WAKE THE FUCK UP!!1!" "eh- I''m alive no need to screech!" "we have been calling you for the past 10 minutes! did you pass out standing up or something?!" "no I just discovered the skill for a title I just got." which is true, I didn''t lie about that. "what title?" "a title... now let''s go to this branch of the adventurers guild and find us some jobs." --------------------------------------------------------------------- kira''s view: after reaching seredeph rai went silent. me and sui tried to call him and failed, sui punched him in the stomach, her wrist almost broke. he is just too unbelievably strong. "rai... rai... RAI WAKE THE FUCK UP!!1!" "eh- I''m alive no need to screech!" and so after he changed the subject we went to the adventurers guild. "before we do anything we should eat something." "good idea, it''s always best to eat before a mission." going to the local cafe/tavern was our only option to get something to eat. ch. 9 preparations kira vision: me, sui, and rai are sitting alone in a corner of the tavern. sui has her mask on and ran is shifted. I, of course, had to pay for everything we ate and drank. an adventurer party is celebrating their newest dungeon raid. "dungeons?" rai was the first to speak in the few minutes we were in here. "oi! you don''t know what a dungeon is? you have to be the kingdom''s biggest idiot to not know!" rai looked at the drunk with an indifferent expression. it doesn''t sound scary, than you realize who it belongs to. -------------------------------------------------- mc vision: I am tempted to just appear behind the drunkard and punch him or something. but, doing that will destroy half the tavern so that''s a no go. "I dont know what a dungeon is, so what?" "if you need a dungeon mate, than I''m your man! I know all the dungeons ''round here!" if anything we can go to the adventurers guild and ask for a map of all the dungeons. "no need, we can just go to the guild." with that we left the tavern with a rather bad taste in my mouth. soon after, we went to this towns branch if the adventurers guild.
Kira vision: "hello there, how may i assist you?" "hi, can yoh give us a map to the dungeon please?" "oh, I''m afraid that I can''t. you see, this dungeon is a new dungeon around here, we have already set up the request do a subjugation team. sorry." well that blows. we can still go, we just can''t be efficient at it.
rai pov: "at least we can get extra money out of it right?" "true, can we take the request than?" "sure, let me go get the stat board."If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. stat board? is it an advanced version of appraisal? "to guess what your thinking, the stat board is a magic tablet that can view all stats. even if you have stat concealment skills." "have you done this before sui?" "of course I have! i am a renowned battlemage after all." the receptionist than comes out with a stone tablet and three sheets of paper. "put your hand here and state your name please." sui goes first. name: sui kitsu race: kitsune class: battlemage tails: 8 mage rank: A- LV. 4,672 HP: 3.7M/3.7M MP: 17M/17M STR: 15,763 AGI: 258,326 DEX: 9,842 DEF: infinite M. DEF: infinite M. ATK: 1,099,271 ATK: 305,617 INT: 407,062 WIS: 41 LUK: 32% EXP: 392/3,000 Stat points (unapointed): 0 Skills: ¡¶beasts transformation¡·¡¶magic mastery¡·¡¶summoning mastery¡·¡¶intimidation LV. 7¡·¡¶cooking mastery¡·¡¶flight magic LV. 3¡·¡¶tracking mastery¡·¡¶resistance LV. 3~7¡·¡¶total mana mastery¡·¡¶ultimate obliteration LV. 2¡·¡¶teleportation¡·¡¶beasts senses LV. MAX+99¡·¡¶sexual kink growth¡·¡¶seduction LV. MAX¡· Titles: ¡¶guardian of love¡·¡¶ the kings mistress¡·¡¶desperate¡·¡¶immortal¡· "oh, sui kitsu the famous battlemage... A-, that''s enough to join the team" "guess I''m next, please don''t show this to kira please... rai hestenger." age: 17 mental age: young adult name: Rai hestenger race: impossible LV. impossible original form: dark illusion fox (zoroark) guild rank: SS HP: impossible MP: impossible EXP: impossible Stat points (unapointed): impossible race skills:¡¶shapeshifting lv. MAX skills: ¡¶item box lv. MAX+99¡· ¡¶appraisal lv. 9¡·¡¶elemental punch lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶illusion magic lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶teleportation magic lv. 8¡·¡¶elemental immunity¡·¡¶presence sense lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶mana manipulation lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶survival mastery lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶overeating immunity¡·¡¶starving resistance lv. 1¡·¡¶cooking mastery lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶internal compass lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶knowledge of the wild lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶decapitation lv. 2¡·¡¶limitbreaking lv. MAX¡·¡¶teaching lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶dimensional magic lv. 6¡·¡¶weapon mastery lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶steel fur lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶magic fur lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶magic creation¡·¡¶domination lv. 4¡· titles: ¡¶immortal¡·¡¶guardian of the forest¡·¡¶friend of humans¡·¡¶friend of monsters¡·¡¶faster than god¡· ¡¶faster than light¡· ¡¶faster than time¡·¡¶stronger than god¡· ¡¶king of all¡· ¡¶knowledge holder¡· ¡¶god of magic¡·¡¶betrayed¡·¡¶hero¡·¡¶broken hero¡· the tablet than broke with those stats frozen on it''s face. "uh... o-ok than... you are... not of this world if the stat board can''t appraise you...SS!? you alone can take on the dungeon!! do you want to lead the team?!" ch. 10 the dungeon "are exploding tablets normal?" "no..." it seems that I have broken the system once again. "it doesn''t matter anymore, you are a SS rank adventurer. the subjugation team is out back." walking through the back door, a team of about 50 people are waiting. "hello everyone! this is rai hestenger. the new team leader, malfonse can you give him your clip?" "that scrony kid? how''s he the new leada'', ''E looks no more than 15?" the burley man with brown hair and a stupid looking haircut, seems to not like me. understandable, I am a monster after all. "malfonse, he may be young but he is definitely stronger than you." "if he so good than why don we fight for it uh?" "malfonse stop." a white haired wolf(?) girl with a staff that''s too big for her size walked up to malfonse. "he has more power than all of us combined, if you fight him don''t expect to win." "hmm, fine. take the badge kid..." About 12 seconds after he tossed me the badge, a woman ran out of the door with bunch of papers in her hand. "Christine! we have a notice from the guild branch at tel''so!" "I should go now than. the map to the dungeon entrance is over there." "let''s go." the half-hour walk to the dungeon was uneventful, minus the caravan passing the road. the dungeon entrance was the same as a cave entrance, except for the fact that there were glowing mana crystals planted in the walls, it was nothing special. they reminded me of the ever so famous magic missile spell from most mmo games, this made me want the spell so I said I needed to go do somthing.The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. turning into some guy with magic missile I opened my status screen.
name rai hestenger
race shapeshifter
original form dark illusion fox (zoroark)
level 500,000,000
stats all ¡Þ
skills ¡¶item box lv. MAX+99¡· ¡¶appraisal lv. 9¡·¡¶elemental punch lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶illusion magic lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶main character recognition lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶teleportation magic lv. 8¡·¡¶elemental immunity¡·¡¶presence sense lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶mana manipulation lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶swallow lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶body function manipulation lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶survival mastery lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶overeating immunity¡·¡¶starving resistance lv. 1¡·¡¶cooking mastery lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶internal compass lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶knowledge of the wild lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶decapitation lv. 2¡·¡¶limitbreaking lv. MAX¡·¡¶teaching lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶dimensional magic lv. 6¡·¡¶weapon mastery lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶steel fur lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶magic fur lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶magic creation¡·¡¶road to god¡·¡¶domination lv. 4¡·¡¶appraisal editing lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶character editing lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶internal storage lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶shapeshifting lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶perfect shapeshifting lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶Magic Missile lv. MAX+99¡·¡¶updateable status screen¡·
titles ¡¶immortal¡·¡¶guardian of the forest¡·¡¶friend of humans¡·¡¶friend of monsters¡·¡¶faster than god¡· ¡¶faster than light¡· ¡¶faster than time¡·¡¶stronger than god¡· ¡¶king of all¡· ¡¶knowledge holder¡· ¡¶god of magic¡·¡¶betrayed¡·¡¶hero¡·¡¶broken hero¡·¡¶fourth wall breaker (slight)¡·¡¶monster god¡·¡¶new and improved¡·
''thats new. stats are all infinite and the status screen is blue now...'' after my experience with the update, I head bake to the group. "k everyone, I think we have waited enough... let''s raid this dungeon." after we enter, I find that there''s 10 tunnels that we can go through. so we split into 10 groups of 5, with our friends of course. in my group are my party (harem) members with malfonse and the wolf girl. of course I didn''t choose them. "so which tunnel are we choosin'' kid?" "far right?" "your the boss..." it took us less than 5 seconds to choose our tunnel. and after we left the other groups departed down theirs. "hear that? that them goblins, sounds like a few thousand of ''em below us..." "and in front of us..." after the unnamed girl said that, we all stared at the hundreds of goblins and hobgoblins in front of us. "get behind me!" I yelled while preparing my newly acquired magic missile. after preparation and the horde of goblins rushing us, I fired the spell... to find a beam of blue light spanning larger than the tunnel fired in the direction of the horde. there was nothing left, there was,however, a hole in the dungeon leading to the other side of the mountain. the 3 and a half mile dry plain mountain/hill thing. ¡¶congratulations! you have destroyed the dungeon core! loot will be distributed to your party!¡· ch. 11 switched precautions "well that was fast." malfonse is finally gonna take me seriously now.
the king pov. "WHAT?!" "y-yes lord, the dungeon you have planted has been destroyed.." "after going through all that trouble. all those beasts used to create a godlike dungeon core... and it was DESTROYED!?" "in one hit, sir.." "all of those beastmen slaves I have purchased. half of the kingdom''s treasury, gone in an instant." "inform the army, the next town we demolish is seredeph!" "should I get the mass teleportation spell casters ready?" "OF COURSE IDIOT!!"
rai vision. I noticed a skill and title that I have that is different. ¡¶road to god¡·and¡¶monster god¡·This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. with the new menu i can see the descriptions.
¡¶road to god¡· ??? - it is unknown what this skill does, maybe it has a condition to use?
¡¶monster god¡· monster god - you are classified as a hyper unique monster, all stats +1000 ??? - ???
it''s best not to think too hard about it for now. if anything they will be revealed later. "so... what now?" "I guess we lea-" cutting me off was the sound of some items falling out of nowhere. there was a scimitar with a large rainbow gem in its hilt. a white Paladin Shield decorated with gold and gems. a fuck tun of coins, and a plain looking ring. "does this usually happen?" "no... dungeon cores are supposed to be indestructible. this is the first time one has been..." everyone stared at me. waiting for an awnser for why I am able to one-shot an indestructible object. "uh... luck?" "what was that beam you shot? was it Annihilation Magic?" "no... it was magic missile." the white wolf mage dropped to her knees. muttering something like ''that can''t be!'' or ''I am the strongest! not him!''. picking her up (and the loot, don''t forget the loot), we leave the remains of the dungeon. "hey everyone the dungeon has been cleared, we can go now!" with a shout loud enough to reach all 9 other parties we leave the cave and return to town, with the money in my item box. "let''s go to the guild and tell them what happened, minus the blowing up the mountain part of course." "I''m going to go to an inn to rent us a room." "malfonse let''s go shopping with our new money." our raid party split up to go do separate things, I''m going to get a room to be lazy. "ALL ADVENTURERS AND GUARDS TO THE FRONT GATE!" "eh... *sigh* there goes my chance to be lazy." ch. 12 invasion "attention!! town of seredeph! the great hestes germinger rodgerdean II, has allowed your town to join the heavens, along with many others in the future!!" so theres an asshole at the front of town that thinks that getting in the way of me being lazy is a good idea. most likely, they heard that someone destroyed a dungeon core in this town. if thats so than WHY THE FUCK do they attack the town that had a phisics breaking being, that can most likely one-shot most people in the army?!? "hah! do you think that your division can stand up to a town of adventurers? and even if you had an army made up of A+ troops, do you think you can take down an SS rank?" Christine unknowingly just gave away our trump card, me. im guessing i have to do this quickly. everyone that is able to fight gathers in front of the invading army. they are all looking around, trying to find the SS rank among them. and so i step up, in human form of course, and stand next to Christine. im guessing that the letter was about me, becaused she flinched when i walked up behind her..
soon to be dead guy vision: the reciptionist jumped a little bit when that kid walked up behind her. he must be the SS, at such a young age too... its a shame that commander is in the triple S rank, that talent was wasted on a commoner.Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. "everyone you can go back inside now... i got this..." "you seem to have misplaced your fear. are you really going to take our company alone?" "thats the idea..." he put his hand up and the crowd in front of us disappeared. he must be mad if he thinks he can take the destroyer company. there was the faint glow of a Barrier surrounding the town, he is a mage! thats why he thinks he can take us down!
rai vision: i set up a one-way view barrier after i teleported everyone to the town square. i wouldn''t want to reveal myself after i put so much effort into hiding it. "now that we are alone let me get comfortable." shapeshifting into my ''original'' form, i heard some shouts and a few generic reactions. "now than, lets get started." not even a second passed before some grunts in the front get decapitated. less than a second later, half of the division is eather decapitated, disemboweled, or running away screeming. maby its the monster side talking, but i wonder what human tastes like, eh, i''ll try it later.
the other guy vision: does this guy want to die or something? he just got rid of his only advantage, and he''s alone. i feel sorry for hi- "now that we are alone let me get comfortable." after that statement a black cloud started forming around him. i was the first one to see what was happening. "guys he''s a monster! thats why he did that!" "what?! a monster!?" "why would a monster be an adverturer!? don''t they have any rules?!" "now than, lets get started." he said, thanmost frontguards were dead! and the rest were on the ground writhing in pools of their own blood and guts. than everything went black... ch. 13 unlucky thirteen somewhere else... "everyone, praise the return!" """praise the return""" "praise the return of the gods of the mortal realm!" """All hail the one named rai"""
thirteen. the castle is dark and damp, as it usually is. there is nothing wrong with the atmosphere of the 13th floor. yet I can''t shake the feeling that something is going to happen today. "thirteen! grand priest one has requested you." the castle belongs to the cult of rhs. although I am the thirteenth bishop, I still don''t know what those three letters mean. I have a name, it''s William kerreor, but ever since I was sold into slavery and bought by the cult, it has been removed. instead all members are called by their rank number. walking down the moist hallway, a preaching is going under way, I stay away from the door to attempt to reduce the mind magic emanating from the hall. "you wanted to see me one?" grand priest one is an old man now, the gray hair he now has doesn''t reflect his energy.You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story. "yes, I do. It seems that your previous estimate for the great ones power, was... insufficient, to say the least." "so what does that mean?" "it means that now that we know that you were wrong, we need someone with a better understanding of power." bad, bad, bad, bad, this is bad. if the grand priest says that someone is no longer needed. than that person is never seen again. "of course sir." leaving the hall, with effort not to rouse suspicion. I turn the corner and sprint like a madman. "halt! thirteen you are to come with us." without thinking I punch the guard strait in the nose and continue running. "stop him!" taking the sword from a decorative set of armour, I break a window and use it to scale down the wall safely. I chose a direction and started running again.
rai''s view. shivers, I haven''t gotten them for the past 15 days ever since I became, well basically a god. something important is happening. [hi rai.] wat? [it''s me, the one who gave you your new powers.] oh. why did you give me more power than you? [strait forward are we? well it''s boring being out side of existance... that and M''s been bored too... hey don''t take the- *obnoxious crackling sound* hello rai. Sara stole my microphone again.] what do you mean again? [I mean she''s done this before...] wait... old guy? [I''m not old! I tried to sound wise, it backfired apparently.] so... did something important happen, and why does this feel like an info dump. [all I can say for now is yes, and this is not an info dump... it''s a plot filler, there''s a difference.] so I''m just going to ignore you now and get back to my procrastinating. [fair enough] "hey rai! why''d you do that? I wanted to fight too!" "how did you find me? I got three rooms just in case someone wanted to make me do something." she looked like she was deciding to eather lie or change the topic. "anyways, can you come to the guild please? I want to see you do the thing..." I bet 20 dollars that something is going to happen and I''m going to have to do more than just walk and shapeshift. ch. 14 a long-winded Reunion ¡°well hello there¡± ¡±WHATTHEHELLFUCKINGHAPPENED??!?¡± ¡±calm down, dont panic but you died.¡± what... i died? how i was at rai¡¯s grave after he dropped dead from that strike of i want to say orange lightning. ¡±i died? ok kaytlin come out! pranks over!¡± ¡±i serious this is not a joke, you died of a rock being thrown at you.¡± ¡±you have a sick sense of humor, you know that.¡± ¡±everyone tells me that eventually. anyways, you died blah blah blah, do you want to reincarnate?¡± is she retarded? ¡±yes?¡± ¡±great, ill send you some where your brother can find you easily than, oh and before i forget. what do you want your level to be shiro?¡±
¡±hey rai?¡± ¡±do you have any siblings?¡± shes asking this now? why not ask before you try to propose. ¡±yes, i do. why do you ask?¡±If you encounter this story on Amazon, note that it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. ¡±no reason...¡± lets just get the important stuff done now. walking out of the inn... im guessing you know what happens next ¡°hey rai! i found something!¡± ¡±right on que¡± ¡±what was that?¡± ¡±nothing¡± the ¡®thing¡¯ she found was, a zorua. basically the prepubescent form of what i am now. ¡±wait rai?!¡± ¡±Woah, it can talk...¡± ¡±dude, that was me before i hit puberty... also how do you know my name?¡± the zorua started crying hysterically, i see where this is going now... ¡±can i talk with you alone please?¡± ¡±sure¡± we went into an alley way and than she yelled at me some Inaudible nonsense. ¡±RAIYOURSLIVEIMSOHAPPYTHATYOURNOTDEADSOMOMCANRESTEASYNOWBUTIMDEADNOWTOOSOICANTTELLHERTHATYOUAREALIVE!!!¡± ¡±the fuck?¡± ¡±rai its me... shiro, you know like your sister?¡± ¡±so sera killed you off too?! if i ever see her again im-¡° ¡±rai no, i died from a rock hitting me¡± she was told that, let me try something. ¡±how did i die?¡± ¡±oh that? some orange lightning killed you.¡± ¡±sera told me i died from a car crash, but i remember playing on my computer when i died.¡± Inconsistencies? yes. (part of the story? also yes.) ¡±so, eather that god is really dumb, or she is retarded.¡± [she is both... hey dont tak- im sorry were you two talking about me?] ¡±who said that?!¡± ¡±wait, you can here her too?¡± appraising my sister? does that sound wrong?
name shiro
race shapeshifter
age [12] 571
original form juvenile dark illusion fox (zorua)
lv. 150,000,000
stats ¡Þ
race skills shapeshifting lv. 3
skills item box lv. MAX, elemental immunity, status effect immunity,
titles immortal, overshadowed
Overshadowed - being the younger sibling of a powerful individual has its perks, and crippling weaknesses the genius older [brother] [rai] takes all the credit unknowingly. until overcome, all stats Decreased by 70%
ch. 15 a pain in the ass in the forest... somewhere. "where have i gone now?", the first thing that comes to mind when you are a slave is ''i need to escape! what direction doesent matter'', but now, being hopelessly lost in the black forest on the run from one of the largest cults in history, isnt what i had hoped for. can''t rest, can''t eat, always on the run, its hard being a lv. 302 in a zone designated as a class X monster''s nest, that pops out a lv. 5,000 monster at minimum every few minutes. "¡¶status¡·"
name? thirteen
race [high] human
age 23
class bishop
stats hp: 407/2500 mp: 3/1000 str 529 agi 306 dex 402 def 91 M. atk 1,072 atk 73 int 3,021 wis 25
lv. 302 [87%]
skills bless lv. max, high bless lv. max, light magic mastery, dark magic mastery, novice fire magic mastery lv. 2, trap making lv.6, crafting lv. 2, throwing lv.3, vanish lv. 1, stealth lv. max, greater heal lv. max,
titles thirteenth bishop, cultist, enigmatic, betrayed
it seems that my days on the edge of death have granted me strength for the moment. time to move, ive been here to long alreadyIf you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement. climbing out of my hole, and going in a random direction, the sound of conversation disrupts thesilence of the forest, looking in the direction grants me the view of a pair of buildings and what seems to be the figure ofpraise that my former grand priest one started the religion for. ¡±who said that?!¡± ¡±wait, you can here her too?¡± what are they talking about? i could have sworn that i was using stealth to the maximum of my ability... *twig snap sounds* "someone''s here..." shit, stupid ground, giving away my position when im eavesdropping on someone.
mcv (main character vision). is someone really listining in on myheartwarming reunion with my little sister? thats disgusting. "someone''s here..." "i know..." lets go meet the pedo. before he has the chance to run im already behind him. "why hello there..." than the unexpected happens, he bows down and starts speaking in a way that will have most priests jealous. "oh humble god, this lowly one hasdisgraced you with his presence... please punish me how you see fit." "wait... say what now?" cultists, its always the cultists "i used to be a high ranking member off the church of rhs, a religeous group dedicated to serving the last mortal-" "yeah shut up i dont care anymore..." the guy way deacked out in typical priest clothing. white lether tunic and robes, he had a nasty gash on the side of his face, and the robes that i have previously mentioned are all tatters and shreads, i could only find that it was a set of robes when i appraised them. "rai, what should we do with them?" "get som information out of him? or maby i can try something that i have just now thought of..." message of apology hi, sorry I''ve been gone for 6 days... one of my friends attempted suicide on Saturday. I talked him down if you were wondering. I just need to take a little longer to get my self together. i will probably be back on the 25th. saying that I should probably say that you guys need to start sending in the suggestions for arc 2, I know that you people will have a good idea. I hope that I see you guys soon!!!You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version. also patreon! I have now one! I will not be a lazy boi no more. I will have to do it every day now, but that means that you can read a new one every day like my original plan was about. ch. ??? unexpected retry ¡°so than, how should we deal with this?¡± after about half an hour and a few corpses later, my cult problem was demolished because it was inconvenient me to have stalkers following me every second of every day. than i got thease two messages
you have obtained the title, the judge.
conditions met, hidden skills gained, commencing £¤€>{*€>]+\€ protocol.
than a white flash and i was back in a familiar white room, compleat with sera and even a new guy i havent seen before, looks like a 14 year old kid with brown hair, eyes, and slightly tanned skin. just imagine a generic teen with those features that add a white shirt and black nylon shorts. ¡±sup rai.¡± ¡±wait... old guy?!¡± [i told you im not old!] he talked in my mind for that, so he is that guy, the so called ¡®multi-verse author¡¯. that sounded terrible im sorry. ¡°im impressed, sure you were op from the start, but it only took you 16 and a half days to become the new ¡®god of monsters¡¯.¡± ¡±what, does that mean, exactly?¡±This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it. ¡±well other than the fact that you can now know the kids real name, and control intelligent monsters to a degree, not much, actually¡± ¡±you are already immortal, able to create life, the strongest being under us, theres not much left to give you...¡± well, i knew that i was overpowered, but to have sera, the god of reincarnation, magic, and power, tell me that im OP, you can guess where im going with this. ¡±so what now? you summened me just to tell me this?¡± ¡±no, for one my true name is matthew but my god name is aspire5515, dont ask why. and two, the direction that this current timeline is going is not fun for any of us.¡± ¡±so...¡± ¡±you¡¯ll essentially be new game+ing to 16 1/2 days ago. when you first arrived. also now that your a ¡®core¡¯ god, that cult that you destroyed is now a fully fledged church, so get used to them.¡± ¡®fuck, i wasted 30 minutes for nothing than¡¯ ¡±any ways, seince this is basically a reboot+ i wont write anything thats the same, so please do different things so the storyline doesn¡¯t have lots of time skips. also your personality is still slightly unstable, not in the murderous kind of way but the ¡®prone to change¡¯ kind of way. it should be mostly the bored OP but it might change if you get to worked up, k bai now~¡± and than the white faded... and once again im in the middle of fucking nowhere. at least i still have my skills.
name rai hestenger
age (17) 976
race shapeshifter
original form zoroark (dark illusion fox Variant)
LV 500,000,000
stats all infinite
class none
disaster rank Godly Calamity
skills
passave>
active>
titles immortal, true god, core god, true god of monsters
most of my titles are gone, my stat screen seems to have updated again, and now i¡¯ve gone back in time to where that bitch paralyzed me... oh, this will be fun. ch. ??? the redo (Rai) so, this would be about the time that i hear kayell scream behind me, than im sopposed to go save her, only to find out that she has a split peosonility or something... this can''t get better. "so, that means that the king will be watching, how i know this i don''t know eather." on que, the scream that earned me that bad title peirces the air.''was it always that loud? eh, fuck it, my hearing is better than when i first got here... so i have 3 choices, mind my own bisness and leave, do basically the same thing as last time, or start off the same and than kill her my self. shes important to the story later, but even after 16 days she still hasent shown up so...'' "fuck it, she''ll probably kill one of my party members later anyways." instead of running i teleport to the area, the same senario plays out, and now its night. so after this she is reviealed to be an agent working for the rasist king... lets see how she will react to my new abnormal status immunity. "hey Rai whats your AGI?" "well wouldn''t you like to know." ''bout the same so far, seeing the wall of the town i stop running and ''discreetly'' place a delayed kill venom in her and descise it as an ''accidental'' scratch from my claws, drop her off and teleport away before she can go in for the kiss. yes, yes i know that it is not the origional plan but its a good replacement nonetheless. one of the good things of having every possible element infused into one claw, means that i can make my claws into literly everything and anything i want. Im Overpowered. while im at it i should get a new skill that always seamed cool to me. time freeze. don''t tell me it doesn''t sound cool, yes it might be used as plot armour for me but i will probably forget about it like i did with swallow, whitch i plan on useing someday.Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation. [hey Rai, i forgot to give you your new ''mike''. its a headset that allows you to talk with anyone you preset.] ''doesn''t telepethy work better?'' [true but this works cross demensions, i should have given this to you when we met again... but i forgot.] ''while we''re on the line of demensions, why the fuck is this one full of somany plotholes? not to mention your poor naming sense. [this was my first origional world, every thing after that is eather a copy form a story from my home demension or a copy of a story from yours. and for some reason some of the readers want to see you get it on with someone...] ''they do realize that i am technically a furry now, right? i mean i could change... but i feel most comfortible in this form for some reason, despite only being in it for less than a month...'' [anyways... sorry for the info dump. i think i also found out how to work the STUPID FUCKING screens finally.]
fucking finally this shit took forever to find out
its harder than it looks and its a compleate fucking pain in the ass.
''fucking finally'' [fucking finally]
about a week (ago) later ''finally we are at the dungeon part'' everything before this part was the same, so theres no need to rewrite it. now all i have to do is not fuckup and blowup the dungeon, and than i dont have to run into my own cult/religion. because you know that they will fuck up my plans, they already think that i am an imposter because ''our greate rai would never come to the realm of mortals''. that is the only thing different that has happened this last week. "so this is a dungeon..."(Rai) [dont mind me im just gonna add these here.] "its so... dungeon-y..."(Kira) that line was different, did i fuck up somewhere and forgot to say something? sui stared at kira in confusion, it seems that she thinks that somethings wrong too... or im just being paranoid. "rai motivate the adventurers..."(sui) shit... i forgot what i said last time, improvization skills! activate! "o-okey, so... every one ready to beat the shit out of this dungeon and its mobs?!" Aaaannnndddd, scilance. "ah fuck it. the more you kill the more money you get... now just slaughter some little shits already!" surprisingly, they actually cheered for that, this proves that ''aspire'' has some writers taining to do. [hey] we all devide into our planed partys and set down different tunnels. making sure that i choose a different one from last time, we start on the seccond floor. somehow. and because of this the goblins start swarming us the moment we step foot onto the floor. arc 1 finale (Rai) Before I can even take a step forward time pauses. And I finally start hearing why. [hey asshole, I''m talking to you! don''t ignore the guy that made you a god] ''oh, your speaking? I thought that was sera at first.'' [anyways, when the ''church'' went into power 100 years ago for historical reasons, they changed history-] ''meaning? if your telling me this that means it has something to do with this dungeon being here in the first place.'' [don''t interrupt, but yes, for story reasons I had to place Shiro in the world before your arrival, and the church found her. so now she is trapped in here, and since you''re a core god now, she became a mid-god, so she remembers before the reset.] ''so the assholes got my sister, imprisoned her in a damp, dark, dungeon, most likely tortured her, and your telling me not to destroy this place because it could kill her? good timing, I was just about to use magic missile again.'' [yeah, k then bai~] time speeds up again, and I take advantage of my infinite speed to slow in down again to decapitate all the hobgoblins here. with that done I look at my party, this time only us 3 and not the wolf mage or that ass, they are not even phased anymore. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- somewhere else... (aspire5515) "MATTHEW! WHERES MY POPCORN!?" sera screeched as she usually does, watching her new ''brother'' do whatever he wants, it''s like a movie. "shut up! can''t you see I''m trying to remember what universe I forgot to create?" "well, I don''t care! where did you put my popcorn?" "I despawned it, why?" her face is red with anger, fuming, hot, temporary anger. ignoring her yelling, I get back to thinking. ''rai only has 1 domain, while I have two and sera has three, should I give rai one of sera''s?'' "HEY! DON"T IGNORE ME!!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Shiro) waking up in chains as a zorua is very uncomfortable. my new paws are too small to be comfortable when the shackle is literally on the fox equivalent of your shoulder. "well this happened, "I say to myself, some of the guards take notice to the sound. I want to say that their goblins, but they are taller than I thought, maybe it''s because of my new hight. ''so to recap this whole scenario, it seems that I died a few days ago, I met this goddess women and got put into the body of a zorua, this world has video game mechanics, like the ones from the light novels that Rai got me into, and Rai is also in this world as a zoroark, meaning that when I pass puberty or something I will also be a zoroark. But after I met Rai again, a few days later, I woke up in another white room, and met a kid that told me that I am now a god, a god of what exactly? then after that, he told my the world mechanics, and I woke up in shackles, where I am now.'' as I piece together what has happened to me, I start hearing fight sounds, and with my new nose I find out that rai is here. "Hey! over here!" I shout trying to bring attention to my self. of course, not by the guards, they can go fuck themselves. "Shiro! there you are, how did you get here anyway?" Yelled Rai with a puzzled expression, even though his new fox-like face. "well you can''t really blame me for getting captured, can you?" (me) "I guess not..." (Rai) "now hurry the fuck up and get me out of here!"(me) after saying this, a bunch of smoke stuff came out of my brother. he changed into Hackerman and hacked the lock. this is when I noticed that I could probably do that too, ''damn, how do I do that? it''s not like there''s some sort of [status] mechanic in this wor-'' and this is when I realize that I was a complete idiot at times.
name: shiro hestenger
race: shapeshifter
LV. 150,000,000
EXP 0%
stats ~infinity
race skills: [shapeshift LV. MAX] [Prefect shapeshift LV. MAX]
skills:
passive \/ active \/
titles: [mid-teir god] [little genius] [monster demi-god] [goddess of kindness] [core god''s little sister] [reincarnated] [broken]
''great, just like all of the web novels I''ve read with Rai.'' Deadpanning to myself. "Hey, what''s wrong?" asks Rai "I just now realize that this is a litRPG world."(me) "Oof, you must feel stupid right about now, huh." (rai)
the Kings POV "there is someone posing as your god?" "yes m''lord, there is someone posing as our great lord Rai. I believe so that the fox can manipulate us into giving it whatever it wants." (pontiff) ''this could be a problem, my agent told me of someone that looks like that god. better be safe about this.'' "I propose an alliance, we can combine our efforts and with my spy network, we can find this imposter. I have recently discovered an illusion kit, and I believe we can use that to our advantage." ''if all goes well. then a powerful foe will fall so-'' SLAM "the dungeon has been breached!!"
Rai POV ''now that I think about it, I''ve never actually described my appearance to the readers...'' [yes you did] ''saying ''i look like a zoroark does not count as a description. anyways'' Rai has the general appearance of a zoroark, only he has lost the ponytail and crystal bead thing early on, his fox form has short, crimson, hair fading to black as you reach the tips, he has heterochromia, his right iris is blood red and his left is deep sky blue. in his human form, he has the same hair color and eyes, white-ish tanned skin and always wheres a red shirt with jeans, standing at 5''9 1/2'''' as a human and 6''9 as a zoroark respectively.This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version. "this is not where we entered..." (Kira) "shit your right... space magic?" instead of a damp cave, there was a damp brick room with doors and stairs, a hallway, there. "we could try going up or try our luck with a door..." "Halt! Trespassers! Surrender now or die!!" a voice interrupts "do you guys think I should take my time on them?" I ask quietly "we don''t have time, go nuts..." says my sis "k than. go ahead, I will catch up soon." I say as I place Shiro on Kira''s head Warning: Vore ahead! you have been warned " I''ve always wanted to try this..." I say with a smirk on my face, or is it snout now? I use my overpowered speed and claes to decapitate everyone except the interrupter, for him I shredded his armor and clothes until he''s only in his underwear. "uh," he barely keeps up with what just happened. "What! this armor was made out of adamantium, it''s indestructible!" I walk up behind him and bind him with my claws. "lest not think about that right now, for now, let''s find out what you taste like." [i know... so cringe] without wasting time I shove his head into my mouth, trying to get him down without thinking, so I don''t have to think about what I''m doing. about halfway through, I realize how good this feels, I think I started liking it, not gonna lie, but now all that''s left are his feet... and done. ''final swallow'' Excessive post-vore sounds "o-okey, I have to admit this feels kinda weird... and kinda good. it''s like an internal massage." "mmmhmhmmmh" is all I hear, of course, I could alter my body so that I could hear him but... who cares, its a villain support character. after about 30 more seconds of experiencing vore, I make my stomach acid able to dissolve anything in an instant, than change it back. "I might try that again sometimes. both tactically and sexually, maybe" [this is literally the first vore scene ever attempted by me, I know its bad]
king pov, the asshole " the royal knights have failed sir, we are sending in the holy knights now!" "add the dragon slayers as well. we cannot have them escape." "yes sir!" ''this day can''t get any worse'' I stand from my throne and dawn my battle armor. this armor is made form the hidden metal void-steel, being many times stronger than that of adamantium. "all of the knights have been defeated!" "shit, guess I will have to fight... knight! get Kyell, her sealed strength should be enough."
Back to Rai "Hey guys, what did I miss...?" I say as I stare at a large pool of blood without a body "you missed something a little badass... you see the pool? that used to be about 50 knights." (Shiro) "Holy fuck!" I yell while saying "looks like that poll a while ago did work..." under my breath "what was that?" (Kira) "nothing... we done here?" "pretty much, you want to go kill the king or just leave?" ''i probably have to kill the king, the story will have to kill him off somehow. [you may not be the main character, but you are still the main character, so you have a little something-something called plot convenience at your disposal, does that make sense?] "eh... why not get rid of the problem maker now" ''is it possible to read light novels while I''m in different dimensions? because if not this whole adventure journey thing will be really boring'' [good idea I will start working on a way to do that now, it should take about an hour. also, how are your thoughts on a 2nd domain, you cant be only a god of monsters if you''re a core god.] ''eh sure, also why are my stats so high?'' [with your system, every time you lvl /\ your stats increase, after Lv. 500k it starts getting exponential, in your case, I just set your stat values to infinity.] ''kind of a lame excuse but fine.'' we then arrive at a very fancy door, the kind of door with naked women on the front. behind the door is a grand hall with a royal red carpet and marble pillars, at the end of the hall is a throne with a man in jet black and light gray armor with Kyell standing to the side, with a thought on how I could use the poison in her a new menu pops up
marked beings Kyell Segay......................................................................................................................................linked would you like to kill this marked being? [Y/N]
I will keep this tab open, it will come in handy. " so... monster, you think that just because you can walk in here, you are strong? HA, I''ve defeated beings many times more powerful than you." the bluff is strong with this one, I can see it coming off of him. "oh no, I''m so scared" I deadpan. "why you-!! Kyell, use THAT, I don''t care if the castle gets destroyed." Kyell then begins to float mid-air with her skin fragmenting and falling onto the floor, six golden wings then sprout out of her back. ''[appraisel]''
Kyell Segay
race: demi-seraph
Lvl. 30,000,000
stats ~999,999,999
(the skills and such are the same) "damn, if it was anyone other than me, that would be impressive." I aim a finger gun at Kyell''s head fire and say yes in my mind, her head then exploded and the king was speechless "wah-what!? how, the fuck, did this happen!?" "you went up against me..." not wanting to spare any more time, I decapitate the king, as well as the two others that were hiding in the hall.
time skip to about an hour from now. (Rai) "so... your leaving? why? you started to grow on me!"(Kira) "B-but! were engaged! way!" (Sui) "first of all, no we are not engaged, and second, things get boring after you beat the final boss!" I state in a half complain tone "Brother''s right, we need to go... now where we going?" "I''ll tell you later... k than, bye everyone!" "Bye Rai/Honey" walking a good distance away, I focus some mana into my index claw/finger, whatever you call them now, and swipe down, the sound of scissors gliding is heard and a small rift is opened, it expands into a large oval like shape and has a swirling smoke pattern to it. i grab Shiro and jump into it. the next thing I see is the white room. "Hey, Rai! you got that domain you wanted! and I finished the other thing!" "sweet, can I please have them now?" "sure" M than snaps his fingers and then a few tabs pop up in my system.
You have gained the new domain [power] anything with even the smallest amount of power is under your control!
System updating... reading.........13% downloading packages........21% installing.........99% Done!
Congratulations!!! you are the first user of the system of the core gods!!! nameless system V1.80083751.827324-sb7 to codename: Alpha V1.0
Added: +toggleable sentience + GOD commands/programming + ¡Þ new skills/spells +ultmate move system + story review removed - contract loophole
your skill [main character recognition] has evolved into [story line recognition] and you have gained the skills [personal universe], [time control], and [domain control]
"and what is your favorite weapon?" "katana, they are badass."
you have gained the skill [bladesmenship rank. transcendent LV.¡Þ] you can now create your own sword style!!!
"and here''s your new sword. this is literally one of the greatest weapons in the history of the multiverse, and your fur and claws are the strongest material in the multiverse." the katana in question sheath is a very dark black, lighter than vanta-black but darker than regular black, it has thin deep violet veins in a circuit board pattern and stopping near the mid-section, the blade itself has a gradient purple-violet-white edge and a pitch-black blunt side(i don''t know katana terms), the guard is a standard symmetrical pattern and the handle/grip strings are a deep purple with a solid black base. "what''s it called?" "let''s let the readers decide that, along with the next world you will be going to. the stats displayed on the system will change with the world your in, k than bai~" (arc 2) ch.1 Resonate nowhere (Rai) "so, what now?" "I don''t know, I''m going to touch one." "Hell no! you don''t know what could happen!" we have been stuck in a dark space with millions upon millions of silvery pearl things, my guess is that these are different universes, Shiro says that they are insta-death orbs. "fuck it, I''m poking one." "NO! DON''T" *poke* *mystic portal sounds* "see its fin- HOLY SHIT WHERES THE GROUND?!?!" after poking a random pearl thing, now confirmed to be the multiverse, we were transported about a thousand feet above the ground, below us, lies a fucking HUGE castle, with tons of snow as far as the eye could see. then I got a message
storyline discovered! you are in a Darksouls III variant where the main character doesn''t exist! Good Luck!
"FUCK! Not here!" "Why? where are we?!" "darksouls 3, also known as the hardest game of 2016!" "SHIT!"
five minutes earlier, near Irithyll of the Boreal Valley (new POV) *crash* "FUCK! why is there so many of them!?" "This is your fault Alex!" "How is this my fault!? you''re the one who wanted to come here to get stronger!" "SHUT UP! you said that you where strong enough to-WHY THE FUCK IS THE UNDEAD DRAGON HERE!??!?" "shit! we need to run faster!" freeze frame, record scratch, (zoom on Alex) ''yep, that''sme. you''reprobablywondering how Igot into this situation. well to explain, we are going to need to go back even further''
5 hours earlier(AlexPOV) "so why exactly do we have to get stronger again?" I state, with a clear sign of annoyance in my tone "so that we can link the fire and save the world! don''t you want to be known as the great hero that saved the world from the dark times?" my best friend, Marie, shot recently, the age of embers has dawned on the world, and it is up to a ridiculously strong person to re-kindle the world, or we will be plunged into the age of darkness, to re-kindle the fire, one has to link it with their soul. which would be very,VERY, painful, in my opinion anyways.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it. "Oh, you mean like the time that 30,000 other people did it? I don''tsee them in any legends, do you?" "Oh shut up, you''re coming with me anyway, you''re strong enough to cover my back." andwith that, we are off. little did I know that I was about to become a source of amusement for god. (time skipwithin a flashback, making this 2 hours ago) "guawaooa!..." "that''sanother one down!" says Marie, after decapitating another archer. "I didn''t even need to come, did I?" I say as she kills another one "nope, just wanted to show off. you''vebe3en neglecting your training, haven''t you?" she points out while blocking an arrow. " it just doesn''tclick with me anymore, training sucks." "it does, but is a necessarything to do. hey, what is that one doing?... eh, who cares it just died." this went on for about a few hours (time skip, grand total, 4 minutes in the past.) after killing a whole fuckload of enemies, Mariedecides to try to trick shot one, she failed, she did not, however, fail to attract the attention of half the undead army. which brings us to now. "just keep running, help will come eventually, the worst thi-" is all that could come out of before an arrow pierced itself through the back of her neck, skewering the whole thing, leaving her there in her own pool of blood, which attracts the horde to them as they rip her apart to feast on the flesh, bones, organs, anything they can get their hands on. flinging blood and entrails onto the young Alex, awakening something inside of him that the world has never seen since the age of ancients. the ability known as [Bardic empowerment]. the power of music manifested invarious forms to suit the needs of the holder, everyone within a 50-meter radius can hear the music, buffing allies and dealing constant damage to enemies with potency depending on the song. "...n-no. no, no nonononononono, NOOOO" eyes lighting up a furious gold, with vengeance for the loss of his friend, Alex awakens his dormant powers, sending all of it for the need to kill his enemy, he creates the equivalent of a nuclear bomb exploding. he jumps head first into the horde of at least a hundred thousand zombies and skeletons, and immediately, at least a few thousand are dead due to the awakening of the embodiment of music. left, right, center, behind, above, nowhere is safe from the grief of a friend. running forward, Alex hacks and slashes with surgical accuracy, killing another 10,000 undead out of about 200,000. dashing down to the right, he spins, killing another few thousand in the process. dashing all around is one man versus the entirety of the army of the dead, killing hundreds with every swing of his longsword, if anyone were to see this they would have thought that Gwyn, the first king, was revived and fighting. 30 seconds and more than a quarter of the army was slain by this one man. finally slowing down slightly, Alex notices the music that is playing in the background, he feels it heal him where he is hurt, strengthening him.
Back with Rai "SHIT!" "Even though we are OP as fuck, I am not going to let you go through this hell!" ''is it possible to create my own universe?! I need the answer fast!''
yes, it is. opening rift...100% complete
a red and black eye shaped rip appeared in the space in front of us, falling with us, I chuck Shiro inside and will it to close, it does. (the rift is a rick and Morty lookalike, minus the bubbles, green, rough look, it''s more sharpened on the top and bottom as well.) "so... when you were upgraded to Alpha, you gained Sentients? wait yes you did it said so in the changelog."
you are correct sir. and before we speak anymore, yes your personal universe used a template of your old home, souls included, Shiro was automatically transformed into her original human form but can still use the god powers if you give her permission, question is, do you? Y/N
I tap yes, the info dump was not needed in any way. now back to falling. "that''s a lot of bodies there!... and here comes the groun-" *really loud crash* 02-02: encounter *like seriously, a really loud crash* ¡±ow fuck...¡±
sir you have taken no damage what soever, why are you complaining?
¡°habit i guess...¡± ¡±HOLY FUCK!? what the hell?!¡± ¡¯who the fuck is this guy? why is this field filled with dead hollows?¡¯ yes i know what they are called, i played the game after all. [not me tho] ¡±who the fuck are you?! furry peice of shit!?¡± ¡±hey now thats uncalled for, i literally just fell from the sky, i should be asking the questions here.¡± alpha what are all the changes in this universe?
there is a total of 13,567,981,410 changes, but the most relevant ones are 1. hollows are called skeletons, 2. everythings not in compleat shit, 3. estus flasks are replaced with healing potions, 4. modern terms and slang are used, and 5. there are no undead other than the hollows.If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement.
¡°-hat if you fell from the sky, you are a fuckin monster! i should be choping you in half right about now!¡± it seems i spaced out a bit ¡±little arrogant for a human don¡¯t ya think? what am i saying, of course you are.¡± good thing main character recognition is still working as part of its evolved form, this guys an ass. ¡°gwouoa!.!!¡± ¡±shit here comes reinfor,ce,ments- what!?¡± {read that as if he is yelling at first than the pitch lowers to confusion, than shock.} a group of about 20 hollows come from around the corner, the moment they come out, i use my new sword and create my first style/form thing, to be honest i just went with the first thing that came to my mind at the time. ¡±Hestenger bladesmenship; advanced teir: blood flower.¡±
congratulations!! you have created a new sword style!! [Hestenger bladesmenship] has been created, it is learnable to any one you take as a student!!
¡°convenient... so, willing to answer some questions now?¡± ¡±holy fu- those skeletons just exploded!!! what the fuck are you!?¡± ¡±im Rai Hestenger, core god of monsters and power, now what is yours*looks around*obliterater of armies..?¡± ¡°Alex of- wait did you say god?!¡± ¡±yes, and?¡± this guy seems dense, he has this confused look on his face, this is darksouls, you see people as strong as gods on a regular basis, the fuck is with this shit? ¡±you can¡¯t be a god, they¡¯re all dead. there hasn¡¯t been a god here since the age of ancients...¡± ¡±if you are a god... than do something only a god can do. bring her back to life.¡± multi chapter extravaganza (a2-ch2-5) Ch 02: encounter *like seriously, a really loud crash* ¡±ow, fuck...¡±
Sir, you have taken no damage what so ever, why are you complaining?
¡°habit I guess...¡± ¡±HOLY FUCK!? what the hell?!¡± ¡¯who the fuck is this guy? why is this field filled with dead hollows?¡¯ yes I know what they are called, I played the game after all. [not me tho] ¡±who the fuck are you?! furry piece of shit!?¡± ¡±now that''s uncalled for, I literally just fell from the sky, I should be asking the questions here.¡± alpha what are all the changes in this universe?
there is a total of 13,567,981,410 changes, but the most relevant ones are 1. hollows are called skeletons, 2. everythingis not in complete shit, 3. estus flasks are replaced with healing potions, 4. modern terms and slang are used, and 5. there are no undead other than the hollows, and the occasional chosen. to summarize, this is Darksoulsif it happened in 2017
this isn''twhat I signed up for, I wanted premium, as close to originalworlds, as possible ¡°-hat if you fell from the sky, you are a fuckin monster! I should be chopping you in half right about now!¡± it seems I spaced out a bit ¡±little arrogant for a human don¡¯t ya think? what am I saying, of course you are.¡± good thing main character recognition is still working as part of its evolved form, this guy''s an ass. ¡°gwouoa!.!!¡± ¡±shit here comes reinfo- what!?¡± {read that as if he is yelling at first then the pitch lowers to confusion, then shock.} a group of about 20 hollows come from around the corner, the moment they come out, I use my new sword and create my first style/form thing, to be honest, I just went with the first thing that came to my mind at the time. I know, I sound fucking cringy as all balls. ¡±blood flower.¡±
congratulations!! you have created a new sword style!! [Hestenger swardsmenship] has been created, it is learnable to anyone you take as a student!!
¡°convenient... so, willing to answer some questions now?¡± ¡±Holy fu- those skeletons just exploded!!! what the fuck are you!?¡± ¡±I''m Rai Hestenger, core god of monsters and power, now what is yours*looks around*obliterator of armies..?¡± ¡°Alex of- wait did you say, god?!¡± ¡±yes, and?¡± this guy seems dense, he has this confused look on his face, this is darksouls, you see people as strong as gods on a regular basis, the fuck is with this shit? wait... ¡±you can¡¯t be a god, they¡¯re all dead. there hasn¡¯t been a god here since the age of ancients... if you are a god... then do something only a god can do. bring her back to life.¡± "and why should I do that? I can do anything else that could not be seen in this world and have the same result."
you are smarter than I thought.
''what was that?'' "b-because, u-um." "just because I''m am a ''beast'' as I''msure you are going to put it, doesn''tmean that I''man idiot. think before you do anything, it''s a good thing to do." wait... did I catch a case of dense protag? or is that the instability talking? "shit, can you really not do that for me?" "no" this went on for a while so I''m going to skip this argument, p.s. writers workshop really helped with my descriptions of things. "fine you win, but you have to do me a favor afterward. k?"
WARNING you don''t have the skill [Revival]
right, forgot
you have gained the skill [Revival Lv.¡Þ]
ok, let''s do this. Ch 03: void beast blade "there we go." "the FUCK happened?!" Alex points at me. "Furry!?" "again with the furry" rolling my eyes at the attempt at an insult, which had no effect, it didn''t ok, I start walking away from them. "Hey! you''re not going anywhere!" "you going to stop me?" "what about that favor you have for me?" "Oh, yeah that. um, how about you show me to town?" "like we are going to do that." I shake my head, I mean, it''s not like they have a choice in this, I did just bring back his obvious friend and all, I''m going to cash out on this. "... Fine, we''ll bring you to town." "good... I''ll go in human form, I don''t want to draw more attention than I already do, do I?" without even waiting for a response, I transform. inspiring shock and awe in- [insert generic transformation animation here] shut up you "so, we going?" "wha- HOW AND WHY?" "magic" I deadpan, annoyed at the question in general, as for why he yelled that, will forever remain a mystery. "fine, you got me there." "wait, what did he mean by bringing me back to life?" "I brought you back to life in exchange for a favor, now do good and do said favor." shes shocked, its evident on her face. "why did you make a deal with that furry?! now the towns in danger!" "why would he destroy a town? he''s a god." "god? what, why!?" this also went on for a while, so skip plz. [skipping] and so we enter the town, which has a name, but I''m too lazy to find out what it is. the stench of the streets fills the air, as there is trash everywhere, hey that rhymed, but really the odor of the town is so thick I could see it, maybe this is why nobles don''t come into the peasant place in medieval times? eh, who cares. the cobblestone streets literally go for miles, with my advanced sight, it''s actually 3.7 miles, but that''s not important. what is important, is that this knockoff Darksouls world actually has some, not dead, people in the towns. so going into the ''Adevanced Weapoons Shoppee'' as it is spelled, we, well, I see an old man, a very old man, like skin about to fall off and 12ft white beard old, staring intently at my sword. [story-telling has leveled up!!] ''Matthew, you are not the system'' [shussh, this is the lazy way of saying that I have practiced writing, so shut up and let me do my thing.] (3rd point of view) Rai stared at the old man. the old man stared back, with cold lifeless eyes that only had the last bit of light left in them. The old man whore a brown torn peasant shirt, unbefitting of a shopkeeper, even if the shop is not known, his receding dull grey hair had only patches of black still in them. it is obvious that this man has seen somethings that no mortal should. "that is a beautiful sword. do you mind if I take a look?" the man asked our disguised hero. feeling a slight unease, until he remembered he was a god, Rai stepped forward into the shop. Placing his hand to the strap that held the divine weapon, Rai removed the sword from his possession and placed it onto the countertop. "Does this sword have a name?" asked the old man. "not at the moment." stated our protagonist. "a shame, to see such abeautiful sword nameless." the man said with a sad tone. Rai looked at his temporary teammates as if awaiting an answer, they snap out of their stupor and give a shrug. with a small frown, rai turned his attention back to the old man. "would a name be beneficial?" asked Alex. "beneficial? are you asking if your partner deserves a name or not? if that young lady next to you saved your life, wouldn''t you thank her?" "Partner?" asked said girl. "yes yes, now you are getting it, if only a little." said the man "your sword is an extension of you, it is often used to slay and injure, but people don''t seem to realize that they also protect. if you were in a battle with only your sword, how would you defend?" he continued it was at this point that Rai thought to appraise the old man
M. T. Wister
Race: Human?
Age: immortal
preferred look: handsome 25 Y/o
Rank: God?
Lv. 10000
titles: the mysterious, Ascendant, the Opportunist
G. Rank higher-low class
"I would block any attacks with the sword. Why do you ask?" responded AlexThis tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it. "and that is one reason that blades can also protect, another being to save someone, and to defend a friend." he continued "Just as the eyes are the doorway to the human soul, a name is the doorway to a blades soul. treat your blade right, and you will have a friend for life. now a ask you two to leave now, as granting a sword a name is a precious thing to a swordsman," Alex sighed andMarie left, with Alex following behind. "finally." said the ''old'' man, as he loses his wrinkles, and his hair grows back, and a robe pops out of nowhere. he turns to look at Rai "I believe some introductions are in order. M. T. Wister, LowDimensional god of morals and the mind." "Rai Hestenger, newly born god." said Rai, not wanting to reveal trump cards too early "that''s not good, would you mind telling me your full title?" asked Wister "why would I so readily reveal my power?" Rai asked, feigning offense "true true, well then, let us begin. before we start, what are this swords abilities? it will help with choosing the name." asked Wister Rai then started to think. he and I never really stated what the sword could do, just that it wasIndestructible. for ease of access and for me not to write about 1000 words to describe the abilities of the sword, here is a table, detailing most of the characteristics of the divine weapon.
Unnamed sword
Base attack N/A
Rank True Ultimate
S.Rank N/A
G.Rank Core
Material Multiverse energy
abilities void slash, void thrust, void slaying space cutter, void beasts revenge, Worthiness, godly domain invocation (bound to current domains), controlled rampage, What is defense?, self-sacrifice, The End, The Beginning, Apokalyps, Mimicry, transform(wielders will), Combo amplifier(x2), perfect swordsmanship, inner world
"it has a lot of abilities, dealing with the Void and beasts." stated Rai. "well if we are going to do this, at least use your real form, its common courtesy among gods." said Wister, causing Rai to sigh softly, and turning into his ''normal'' form. "seems like beasts are a thing with you, no matter." he continued, "due to the theme of beasts and the Void, the Void Beast blade sounds nice, of course, in the language you prefer." said Wister "that''s it? no extravagant magic, no lines of wisdom?" said Rai "well duh, did you think that everything was mystical? in a way, it is yes, but this is just naming something." said Wister one more time. while the naming is mundane, the effect that it had on the sword was noticeable, the blade seemed, Happy? being named as it did, when bringing up the weapon table again, 2 things stand out.
Void Beast Blade
Base Attack 50,000-300,000
S.Rank Basic
1 it now shows an Attack value and 2 S.Rank has been upgraded "well, that about wraps things up than, time to leave." Wister than sidesteps through the dimension, like he''s passing behind a curtain, its best not to think about it. shifting back to his human form, rai leaves the shoppe like nothing even happened. "so what even happened in there?" askesMarie, feigning concern, when Rai knows for a fact that she does not care. "Nothing overly special, just naming and that''s it really. the process itself is a bit of a letdown, as nothing cool happened, other than that, I can safely state that this sword now has conciseness," states Rai, with a small trace of amusement in his voice. Alex andMarie roll their eyes, as they know that Rai is a god, so they can brace themselves to some extent to his common sense breaking routine. as the naming ''ceremony'' has been completed, and with nothing better to do, Rai and his current party members set off to find some cool shit to do. However, as this is dark souls, and as there is nothing really describing what it is like out of the main map, Rai decided to go on the journey to light the fire.
ch. 04 somewhere else. {you guys remember Kira, right? well this is what happened after Rai transferred for the first time.} ¡°well, that was fun, I guess?¡± said our current main character, not Rai. ¡±I¡¯ll miss that furball, it''s not every day that you befriend a monster, even less a powerful one like Rai.¡± stated her companion. in the background, the portal starts to distort the space around it, then it disappears from sight, relocating directly below Kira, in a rather convenient way as well. Kira''s current companion has a look of surprise at the sight of the human falling into the ground, all the while Kira screamed "I didn''t ask for this!" before leaving the dimension. {i used a randomizer for the world that she fell into and got Jojo''s, so}
Readjusting parameters ..... Done!!
name Kira kitasugu
title none
Lv. 1 (0/100)
race Human
HP 100/100
MP 50/50
SP 0/¡Þ
DEX 10
AGI 10
STR 10
END 10
INT 10
WIS 10
CHA 53
LUK ¨´013.#4?1V?
STP 40
?after a terrible but fast childhood in her first life, Kira became a shut-in, going out only for food, or anime conventions. she died a tragic, but clich¨¨, death by the hand''swheels of Truck-Kun. in her second life she went by 2 names, Kira, and demon swordswoman, and right when she thought her clich¨¨ streak was up, she worldhopped.
"Why did my name change?! and im level one again? that''s no fun!" ''whats with that luck? and I guess that explains the [reincarnator] thing on my old stat window.'' after getting over her anger at regressing her levels, Kira chose to use her stat points, 10 into DEX and AGI, 5 into INT and WIS, and 10 into END. after choosing her statistics, Kira was sent to a character creation screen. "I have to make a new look? Bullshit, im Beautiful as I am now."
Would you like to skip Character creation? doing so will randomize your appearance. Y/N
"on second thought, I could change a few things." after exactly 3 hours fiddling around with the sliders and choosing the hairstyle and outfit, she was finished. compared to her previous books, her new appearance would triumph for sure. hew new body had short black messy hair, barely going past her ears, deep sea blue eyes lay within a lean face with a muscular undertone, her arms and body had a fit and toned look, but not bodybuilder lever, just enough to be noticeable but not so overly eye-catching as to say "oh look at me! im the bad guy!!", she now has a set of permanent Abs that look as though they could block bullets, her legs where the same as her arms and her clothing could be said to be average at best. "I think that this looks good," she says while giving everything a once over for the last time. "I think its time to finish" Said Kira as she opens the menu to complete her time spent in the customization room.
Rolling for part... Done!! Welcome to the world of Jojo''sbizarre adventure Part 2: Battle Tendency
"Am I going to be a motherfucking Jojo''s reference?!?!?!" was all she managed to yell before darkness overtook her.
ch. 5: IS THAT A MOFUGGIN JOJO REFERENCE!?!?? "AHHH!" screamed awake Kira, in the middle of an alleyway, in New York City. "Hey! mom look! it''s a beggar woman." "now-now joey, you know that you shouldn''t point to strangers." the women and her child went out from view, leaving the Startled Kira to herself wondering what she should do now. "going over my first life''s memories, Part 2''s Jojo, Joseph, should be shooting a cop with a homon infused bottle cap at the start of cannon. and if this goes down how I think it goes down, I should bump into them no matter what I do. well, better start training again." as soon as she takes a step.
Due to past experience and plot armor, you have gained the skills [¡û¨j%&9&#)!$¨°?] [Basic swordplay] [intermediet swordplay] [advanced swordplay] [trancendent swordplay(aka sword flashing)] and [ultamate swordfighting]!! statistics have been modified to accept the changes
"stats changed already?"
Readjusting parameters ..... Done!!
name Kira Kitasugu
title bizarre
Lv. 1 (0/100)
race Human
HP 100/100
MP 50/50
SP 0/¡Þ
DEX 360
AGI 1010
STR 100
END 260
INT 15
WIS 15
CHA 53
LUK ¨´013.#4?1V?
STP 0
?after a terrible but fast childhood in her first life, Kira became a shut-in, going out only for food, or anime conventions. she died a tragic, but clich¨¨, death by thehand''swheels of Truck-Kun. in her second life she went by 2 names, Kira, and demon swordswoman, and right when she thought her clich¨¨ streak was up, she worldhopped.
"a corrupted skill doesn''t sound like something good." says Kira after looking over everything that has happened over the past few weeks. she still doesn''t know what to to do with the knowledge that hew friend is one of the most powerful beings in most likely every universe. "well no time like the present, better start Homon training so that I stand a chance against Kars and DIO..." *crash* *slam* {as im too poor to afford Netflix, as it is on Netflix now, and that I can''t find ep one of battle tendency on my usual pirating website, im going to be using a youtube video of the first ep, but it is eng dub so...} "Im gonna make sure they lock you up for twenty years." ''that was too fast! im already at the start of cannon and in the alleyway where it happened! this is bad'' Kira then looks around her for a weapon, she finds a conveniently discarded metal pipe next to her. ''thank god for that luck'' she thinks as she prepares for Joseph to arrive so that she can impress him. "take it easy, please sir, I only pinched a wallet." "I hate bottom feeders like you prayin on the public." said fat cop. "but see, im nice I''ll do ya a solid. im gonna let you bring me 20$ every week. also half of everything you''ve glommed" he continued. by this point, Kira was within striking range for an improvised sword slash to the head with the pipe, waiting for Joseph to come around the corner and do his thing. "Hello." said a guy coming from behind the corner. ''obviously Joseph'' thought Kira "hmm? hey, it''s the pigger who got his wallet lifted. this is evidence, so im gonna be keepin it." says the fat cop while holding smokey to the wall with his right hand. "well now, how shall I put this? here is what happened. there actually is no crime since that wallet was a gift, constable." "Hmm?" "so then, sir. would you p[lease return both wallet and boy? "whug you just say?" "as I said, it was a gift... he and I are, good friends. Let him go please." then the fat cop throws smoky to the ground, to Kira''s feet. "huh? when did yo-" "shh you, im with, or at least gonna be, with him." Kira says while pointing to Joseph "a good friend eh? why don''t you tell me what your good friends'' name is?" said the fat cop while picking his nose "hmm." "whats-a-matter limey, you want to see what a new york pokey is like, huh? here''s a present for ya" squish the fat cop rubs the snot from his finger straight onto Josephs'' face "ehehehehehehe" both cops laugh "that''s curious, help me understand, why would you do something like that? it''s just such an unsavory thing to do" "there is no reason! I do what I like whenever I feel like it ya fool!! but if someone wipes a booger on your face it probably means that-" the fat cop gets punched in the face by Joseph, Kira uses that as a signal to bash the other cop in the head with the pipe. "you made the wrong move, you stupid pig!! huh? where did the other guy go?" "I got him already." says Kira, announcing her presence to the Jojo, while throwing away her pipe with a loud clank. "what?! when did you get there? never mind that! crap, granny friend is gonna be furious!" "Alright, mister pickpocket, miss dumpster-diver, whats say we hightail it on out of here?" "Dumpster diver?!?" Kira then proceeded to attempt to beat the everliving shit out of Joseph, but was stopped by a concerned looking smokey, then told Joseph to ''hurry up or I will tell your granny what you called me''. At which point Joseph proceeded to have a mental breakdown and signal both of them along to follow him. a few minutes later, after running like hell, an out of breath smoky says "I really owe ya one. The names Smoky. What''s yours?" at which point Joseph decides to be extra and do a semi pose before saying "Joestar, Joeseph Joestar. But you can call me Jojo." "and your''s miss?" "KiraKitasugu" "Jojo and Kiki hmm?" "what? no! I hate that nickname, never say that again." after a while longer of walking, and Joseph almost punching a taxi driver, we are with Erina walking around looking for things. it is at this point I realize that I''ve been friends with Joseph for about a week now. the show never really showed how long the skip between meeting smokey and Straitzo attacking so it feels strange to look back on it. One thing I''ve noticed is that I miss good air conditioning. "I salute your smooth save my friend." I say, to which Jojo only smirks lightly after the smokey monolog taxi ride, we arrive at the restaurant that the second everything begins at. a fat white mob man with a shitty hair cut comes around and discriminates against smokey, drawing red flags from Joseph and me. "I didn''t know this joint served filthy pigs like him!" and after a short taunting match, the fat man gets up and approaches Joseph, who uses the opportunity to debut his signature ''you next line is X, right?'' "Hey, big guy! if you''re looking for those brass knuckles, they aren''t in your coat pocket! they''re in your back pants pocket!" "ehh??!" "now your gonna say ''How did you know about my brass knuckles, you punk?'', right?" "How did you know about my brass knuckles, you punk?!" "WHA-" "i could tell from the indentations on your knuckles that you used them pretty recently. there''s also blood on your shirt. a splatter of blood. you were just recently beating someone up, weren''t you? so the blood on your shirt can only mean one thing; you took your coat off before beating them!" "now your gonna say ''what does it matter, you little shit!'', right?" "what does it matter, you little shit?!" the fat man then started to rapidly punch Joseph, but it wasn''t Joseph "what the hell are you hitting? because whatever your fist fighting with, it wasn''t me." Joseph explained as hestabbed the guy''s hand with the blunt side of a coatrack.he then explains how he is easy to read while everyone claps in the background. "I didn''t know you could do that Jojo." I ask with a ''surprised'' voice "Well-" "Please excuse the behavior of my associate. Madam, you''re Erina Joestar, correct? Mr. Speedwagon helped me out of a fix or two, he told me all about you, back when we were in London. im glad I''ve found you. I have some information for you. Mr. Speedwagon has been murdered" "what, was that?" "according to the current rumors, the culprit was a Tibetan monk" "a monk? was it straits?" after Joseph punched the guy, we left the restaurant to continue shopping. a few days later, on a terribly freezing day, the three of us went to a cafe. Joseph showed smokey the page in a magazine about bra padding, careful not to show me directly, I send him a glare and glance at my own, non-lacking chest, then glare at Joseph again. "shit, she saw!" not paying attention to them, I look out the window to find Speedwagon''s ''murderer'' "Jojo, 12 o'' clock" I whisper to Jojo, to get things started, to which he stands up. "uh, me? E-excuse me..." Jojo gets up and leaves the table. so i say "hey, pervstar, where are you going?" to which he says "what''s with the nickname? the guy outside looks familiar" and then he goes out the door.