《Hoopity Scoop: The Duck》


 The start of adventures.

    In a far land called scoop, a weird duck is looking at the sky.


    He has been looking at the sky for a few minutes, but to him it feels like months have gone by.


    He feels a connection to the sky, it''s always blue. Like a duck it''s always white.


    He gets angry, looks away and walks off!


    He walks and he walks. He is looking for a particular thing.


    His favorite thing, A stick made out of wood!


    Why does he like this thing so much?


    Well the reason is that he likes licking and tasting sticks!


    He stops. He found a stick! The stick was on the ground near a big mountain. Well it looks like a big mountain to a duck, but to a human no.


    The stick had a lot of gray stuff on it, the duck hates gray stuff. So he grabs the stick with his snout and licks off the gray stuff from the stick.


    He then starts tasting the stick and he rates the stick from 1 to 10.


    How he rates the sticks you ask? He has tasted so many sticks that every stick he licks now has an unique taste to it. He uses the unique taste to rate the stick!This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version.


    While he was licking and rating the stick, another stick appeared! The duck jumped from the sudden appearance of the stick,


    He looked at the weird stick, curiousity took over him and he spew the gray stuff stick on the ground and picked up the weird stick!


    What shall be the weird stick''s flavor?


    This question fills up his head, he licks the weird stick and.. The stick tastes.... Wait a minute. Is this a stick?


    The duck looks at the stick that is in his snout. It looks like a stick. But it doesn''t taste like a stick. Has he been fooled by his friends?


    Oh yeah, he doesn''t have friends. Wait.. Has the god of the sky given him this fake stick?


    This is a conspiracy. Why would a god give him a fake stick? What has this duck done to that god.


    The duck spews out the weird stick and looks at the sky. He moves his snout. Up and down. Up and down.


    Indicating that he is angry at the god!


    Why? Why have you done this? What have I done? The duck thinks. The duck then looks away from the sticks and says.


    I will never taste sticks ever.


    He starts running fast. So fast that he couldn''t see anything. A duck''s eyes are really bad, he knew that.


    But how has he gone so fast that he couldn''t see anything. Wait what is that thi-....

 A clown rabbit

    In the last chapter our duck decided to never taste another stick in his life, but because of this he has become sadder and sadder. It turns out tasting sticks was his only hobby and he very much liked doing it, without his hobby he has nothing to do anymore. He only walks, swims and sleeps and he has been only doing that for 2 days straight, but now. He has to face a challenge.


    Over the past 2 hours he has been trying to swim over a small lake, but it has been very hard to do so. There''s a lot of rocks, that have stopped him from swimming across. So the duck has been trying walking around the lake, but it seems like this lake goes on forever.


    While trying to walk around the lake, the duck encountered a rabbit. The rabbit had weird makeup on, it''s a clown? The duck tries to talk to the rabbit, but the rabbit imitates having a box around him, like a mime. So he''s not a clown?


    The rabbit shows his paws to the duck and prepares for a magic trick. The duck knows this can be a life-changing moment so he has to be prepared. The magic clown rabbit dude then grabs a handkerchief out of his paw. The duck jumps, what just happened. There was nothing on his paw how has he done it. The duck stops.This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience.


    Our duck has flashbacks of the magic war. Two years ago he and his brother got sent to the magic war. It was chaos, thousands of duck species in his town were sent to the magic war. He and his brother worked hard for the war, so when the time came they were sent to battle against magic frogs, thousands of ducks were killed including his brother who was sent flying after a magic frog put a wind push magic to him. Our duck has mourned his brother every morning, wishing him good luck in his next life.


    After this flashback ended, our duck opened his eyes and found that the magic clown rabbit dude dissapeared. He was weirded out. What just happened? Our duck found out that the lake dissapeared too. This is true magic not that wind push magic. The magic to show a person a flashback.


    The duck cries a tear. He has to let go of the past. This was indeed life changing.


    The duck walked over the lake that has been dissapeared and starts a new hobby. Trying out magic.

 Insanity: The frog.

    Oh look at me! I''m the frog the insanity frog, this chapter is mine now. Let''s have some fun yall! The duck goose dude is really stupid. Why did the author think of writing about him! ....


    He''s so boring. The author is boring! Stupid... They are stupid! Why did i think of that. Okay. ....


    So.. I''m more entertaining than that duck freak. I can dance. And fly! Yes I can fly.. for a second, but yes! I''m not boring cause I can fly and the duck can''t! Haha! ....This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there.


    And insane not im not insane. Not.... not.... yes not.... not..... inaanmsennems. .....


    Hey! Duck here, as you have noticed someone got in! An intruder walked right into the chapter to steal the spotlight! What a douchebag right guys? ....


    4 dot 4 dot 4 dot. In2mnrmdnnen


    We''re having technical issues, see you next chapter! Insanity.