《Reincarnated into Kill La Kill [Hiatus]》


 Reincarnating and going through life

    Neo was walking home from school and today was special because his report card came in and he had all A+. This was exciting for him because he was a, as people say "Weeaboo" this didn''t get him down as he was quite good at what he does. He was an artist drawing webtoons and taking commisions for money. He was thinking about what he should buy with the money from his grades in fact, he was thinking so hard he didn''t notice the truck speeding straight towards him.


    He suddenly felt as if his side was brutally being hit by a truck, oh wait that is what happened. He woke up in a white room with a man in a white robe standing there. The man looked in his early twenties but if you looked in his eyes you could tell he was centuries old


    ???: "Hello ummmm let me check Mr. Vadset, Correct?"


    Neo: "Yes and seeing as you''re probably god I''m dead, right?" Neo asked in a suprisingly calm voice


    God: "Yes but you are taking this rather well you know?"


    Neo: "Check my life record I never really cared about much and wasn''t really attached I already knew my parents supported me because they would get some money from my commisions so if anything Im glad I died." (A/N: Don''t die on purpose you could have a great future ahead of you even in worst times pull through and get throw and you WILL come out stronger than before)


    God: "Clever one aren''''t you? But I have little time left as my career is coming to an end soon and since you''re drawings looked so real and brought some light into my life I''ll repay you ten fold for making me happy you have 10 wishes fire away you have no limits and this is not a test so go off."


    Neo: " 1. I want to be reincarnated into Kill la Kill and be born the sameday and time as Ryuko. 2. I want a Kamui that is 100,000x more powerful than the supercharged senketsu at the end of the show and it should be changeable in color and looks. 3. I want to be the strongest existence ever. 4. I want a system. 5. Infinite system points. 6. Instant mastery. 7. Absolute control over life fibers. 8. The ''Riot'' symbiote but I have absolute control over it and it doesn''t need to be fed. 9. A limiter for my power because without it I would destroy universes and finally 10. I want to have all my memories from my past life. If that is all acceptable."


    God: Sweatdrops "Sure. Now you need to choose your appearance anything is fine"


    Neo: "I want to look like Dracule Mihawk because he looks AWESOME"


    God: "I agree with you there kid he does look quite awesome." God summoned a portal but before you jumped through you told the god


    Neo: "Hey you don''t look bad either in fact you look like a ladykiller but anyways good luck and goodbye" Neo then jumps through the portal and vanishes leaving the god flattered


    -In Neos'' mothers womb-


    Neo: ''Hey system''


    System: [Yes host?]


    Neo: ''Can I call you Yoro and you call me Neo? Also how long until I''m born?''


    Yoro: [Of course Neo also you are being born in 5 seconds]


    Neo: "Wait Wha-" Neo couldn''t finish because he felt a crushing pressure on his head. He was being pulled out of the womb and he did not like it one bit during the whole process Neo didn''t resist because he wanted to get out as soon as possible it took a couple minutes before he finally got out


    Doctor: "Congratulations Mrs.Vadset its a healthy baby boy"


    Mom: "Let me see my child" the doctor hands her Neo "I''ll name him Neo. Neo Alexander Vadset" a man who I assumed to be my father rushed into the room he was a bulky man about 6''2 with Black hair and gold and silver eye while my mother had long silky black hair and blue eyes both of my parents were stunning they saw my eyes and were mesmerised by them they looked like a hawks eyes


    Mom: "Look at his eyes their so hawk like"


    Dad: "A symbol for really good eyesight maybe but I see he has my color eyes"


    -A year later-


    I said my first word which was Hawk making both my parents sad but I cheered them up by saying Mama and Dada then completly shocked them by saying their real names Scarlett and Po (Kudos if you know who I based his dad off of)I started crawling in 1 month and started walking at 4 months I learned how to read and write at 12 months and on my birthday guess who dame by? That rights Ryuko Matoi and Isshin Matoi. Me and Ryuko became really good friends we played for a while and we got tired so Ryuko and Isshin went home and I went to bed before I fell asleep I asked my system to open the inventory and I found my kamui I named it Reiketsu (Cold blooded just like senketsu is fresh blood) then went to sleep


    -A couple years later-


    Me and Ryuko went to the same elemetary school and I passed with flying colours and they wanted me to move up a few grades and I said no because I wanted to stay by Ryuko. I helped her in class and she started doing really well my parents called me genius and I just told them I wasn''t trying to be a genius. This earned laughs from both of them. I asked my parents if I could train martial arts and they immediatly accepted and put me in the highest rated dojo. I learned Taekwondo easily and mastered it enough to give people who have trained for years upon years a run for their money I quickly learned boxing and other fighting styles easily and make my own fighting style that combines all of them into one I call it the genesis style this earned me the title as a 1 in a universe prodigy.The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.


    -Another couple of years later-


    My parents and Isshin sent me and Ryuko off to boarding school where me and her kept having to change schools because of fights and so on so forth I also discovered how honest my parents are because they said "If someone starts a fight with you, you finish it." Me and Ryuko got a laugh out of this one it was sad because I knew soon Isshin was going to die soon but what I didn''t know that others will also die.


    -Another couple of years later-


    Ryuko got a note from her dad telling her to come home and to bring me aswell I knew what was going to happen but I went aswell. When we got there I wasn''t prepared for what I saw I saw Isshin stabbed by the scissor blade in the chest but what truly made me mad was my parents were dead on the floor Me and Ryuko chased after her but my limiter prevented me from running fast. Me and Ryuko both broke down crying right then and there because I may be the strongest being in existence but I still love my parents and those near to me. Me and Ryuko decided on going to Honnouji academy for answers.


    -A little while later-


    Me and Ryuko are at Honnouji academy and we take in the sight we were chatting on our way there when we stopped at a stall and bought 2 lemons. We both ate half of them when a kid ran around us and ran of saying "Sorry!" Me and Ryuko chased after him when he stopped in an alleyway


    Kid: "they didn''t notice I took their wallets hehe" he pulls out two lemons "I thought I took their wallets!"


    Ryuko and me: "You that desperate to swap spit with a guy/girl kids these day"


    Kid: "You''re messin'' with Lightning speed Matarou this is Honnoujis blind alley a dead end for hoes thugs and sleezbags alike now hand over your wallet and you wont get hurt." 3 more kids walk out with make shift weapons


    Me: "Lightning speed eh? How about light speed"


    I appear behind Matarou and I pick him up by his neck while the other 3 jump at Ryuko who beats them with her case they immediately grovel


    Matarou: "We are sorry being nice to strong people is also our strong suit"


    Ryuko: "I ain''t gonna hit someone who cant fight back"


    after she says that me and her are walking away whena case flies and hits Matarou then a girl with a bobcut jumps with her arms crossed in an x while doing a wrestling move


    Bobcut: "What do you think you''re doing Matarou shaking people down at the crack of dawn again!"


    Mataro: "Oh crap its my sister."


    Me and Ryuko stare at her with a WTF look


    Bobcut: "Are you going to The school too if so-" a bell rings "EEEEEE, IM GOING TO BE LATE TO CLASS!"


    Me and Ryuko start talking and walking up to the school we get there and go upstairs to class 2K and the teacher tells us to enter


    Aikuro: "Hey class we have 2 new transfer students Ryuko Matoi and Neo Vadset"


    Bobcut: "RYUKO! NEO! RYUKO! NEO! I HAVE 2 OPEN SEATS TO MY RIGHT"


    Aikuro: "You 2 know her?"


    Me and Ryuko: "A little encounter this morning also is she a little energetic"


    Aikuro: "That how Mankanshoku is anyway take your seats next too her"


    We sit down and as soon as class begins Mako begins to eat and then fall asleep


    Me and Ryuko: "Shes asleep already?!" Class went by and we were in the hallways when Mako jumps at us and we both dodge and she lands by hitting the trash cans


    Mako: "Ryuko do you play guitar play it and I''ll sing a song" Mako then starts singing


    Ryuko: "Please stop singing" then every student bows as a big guy walks down the middle "Is he some kind of big shot around here?"


    Mako then procedes to explain everything about stars and goku uniforms but you tune it all out until


    Ryuko: "Who''s the strongest here?"


    Mako: "Lady Satsuki oh speak of the devil here she comes" A bright golden light shines as a girl with long black hair and blue eyes appears


    Ryuko and I jump out of line


    Random group of 1 star students: "GET HER!" They jump at us and Ryuko uses her case while I use their pressure points and knock them out Ryuko then pulls out the red half of the rendering scissors. Satsuki''s eyes widen when seeing the weapon


    Ryuko: "Are you the girl with the other half of the scissor blade! Did you kill my father!" Suddenly a guy jumps out of the crowd and punches Ryuko Ryuko charges back in and hits his glove " What are those gloves made of? STEEL?"


    Fukuroda: "Lady Satsuki do I have permission to finish of this insolent wretch"


    Satsuki: "Do that and confiscate that scissor blade"


    Ryuko: "Never this is the one thing you can never take from me" she fights the boxing guy again long story short Ryuko gets her ass handed to her and we flee the area by stealing a scooter. Me and Ryuko go to the Matoi family estate and she goes to the center


    Ryuko: "Dad I''m sorry if only I was stronger then I could avengs you!"


    Me: "Im sorry Mom and Dad I know you wouldn''t want me sad like this if I was stronger then I could''ve atleast helped avenge Mr. Matoi"


    Suddenly the trap door opens and me and Ryuko fall down into it I take this time and take Reiketsu out of my inventory and prick my finger and drop blood on it awakening it


    Reiketsu and Senketsu: "Feed me more!" Me and Ryuko huddle closer "I don''t want to go back to sleep!" Suddenly two pairs of clothes come out of a pile and force themselves on us (A/N: Not that way) "Perfect fit!" Suddenly two beams of light shoot up from the ground mine blue and black hers being red and black when the lights fade im in a skintight suit and I meanSKINTIGHT it left nothing to the imagination while Ryuko was a little morerevealing.


    We made our way back to Honnouji while under cloaks and hear an announcment that Mako will be deepfried if we didn''t fight him


    We were in the crowd and we both used people as spring boards to get on stage I cut Mako down and jump back on stage and heard


    Fukuroda: "He gos for a right hook a left and then a right straight but wait it turns out its a corkscrew!" Ryuko blocks it but the cloak is ripped to shreds reaviling her outfit


    Fukuroda: "Your trying to distract me with your sexiness your a disgrace to all sports well I guess I''ll undress too." He pulls out a huge boxing glove and punches Ryuko shattering the glove.


    Ryuko: "I guess it my turn" she hits hit in the face with the scissor blade handle "Left hook" She hits him in the chin with the spine of the blade "right uppercut!" She then cuts his uniform off absorbing the life fiber she then hits him and spins him around in a circke with her blade before launching him at Satsuki a bunch of one stars and the elite 4 cover her but a little bit of blood got on her Gamagori and Nonon had furious faces while Uzu tried climbing in the ring


    Satsuki: "Where did you get that outfit and you as well"


    Me: "A gift from Ryuko''s father and my parents"


    Ryuko: "Now tell me Satsuki Kiryuin do you have the other half of the scissor blade!"


    Senketsu:"Ryuko at this rate we are going to pass out in five minutes"


    Ryuko: "Well you could stop sucking on my blood so fast" she then looks at Satsuki "We''ll settle this next time!"


    Me and Ryuko go on the tram ride and Ryuko falls unconscious in front of Matarou I then get out and remove my cloak getting weird stares


    Me: "Matarou lead me to wherever I can get medical attention"


    Matarou: "Yes Sir!"


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    End

 Seki Tekko and Hakodate

    I followed Matarou to his parents house because his dads a back alley doctor when we got there I set Ryuko down and gave her some of my blood for a transfusion. After the transfusion was done I said I was going for a walk. I went outside and waited for Ryuko to wake up and a little after I went out I came back in and heard a couple thuds I walked in the room to see Makos dad on the floor bleeding


    Ryuko: "Do you know who you''re messing with Im the Kanto Vagabond Guitar Case Drifer crap wheres my scissor!"


    Mako: "Here you go." She hands Ryuko her scissor "Dad what are you doing on the floor?"


    Ryuko: Looks at Mako than at her dad "Dad? Dad?" She then grovels "Im sorry!"


    Barazo: "You got quite a punch Im seeing stars" he says with a bloody nose


    Mako: "Of course she does she and her boyfriend saved me after all!"


    Ryuko and me: "Wait boyfriend! No way!"


    Matarou: "You crazy lady no one could fight that well with their boobs hanging out!" This earned him a punch on the head from Ryuko and me


    Sukuyo: "If beating the Bejeezus out of my hubby and Matarou makes you feel good hit away."


    Me: "I should get going now Im going to fix up my apartment I need to paint and set up"


    Mako: "Stay for dinner its the least we could do for you!"


    Me and Ryuko: "Alright we''ll stay."


    Sukuyo brought out a pot of... soup? Me and Ryuko stared at with a is this safe to eat look on our faces


    Sukuyo: "Don''t worry I only use non poisonus ingredients"


    Mako: "Moms croquettes are the best in Japan!"


    We ate and It was suprisingly really good


    Me: "Thanks for the food but I''ll be heading home now see you later."


    Mako: "Stay the night you can do all that stuff tommorow!"


    Me: "Alright alright."


    Me and Ryuko shared a bed and we both had a deep blush it looked quite funny on me since Mihawk is so tough. I changed Reiketsu into pajamas with a bunch of swords on them


    Me: ''Hey Yoro''


    Yoro: [Yes Neo?]


    Me: ''Can you make it to wear I can hear Kamuis?''


    Yoro: [All done.]


    Me: ''Open shop''


    Yoro: [Opening]


    [Bloodlines]


    [Techniques]


    [Weapons]


    [Healing]


    [Decorations]


    Me: ''Open weapons and show me yoru and the most powerful weapon from the system and buy them both and store them in my inventory''


    Yoro: [Buying Yoro and Rubber Chicken]The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.


    Me: ''Wait rubber chicken is this the one from SmartNeoBoi on wattpad and can you make Yoru the most powerful weapons and can you buy Bans Immortality''


    Yoro: [Done Yoru can now cut life fibers if it makes slight contact and yes that rubber chicken and now buying Bans Immortality]


    Neo got a feeling that he couldn''t die (Which he couldn''t) and slipped out of Ryukos graspand went to train with Yoru


    Me: ''Yoro buy Mihawks sword skills''


    Yoro: [Done]


    I practiced with Yoru and got really good with it and now could use it wih Genesis single blade longsword style. I then went back inside and went to sleep next to Ryuko


    -Next day-


    I woke up to Ryuko shaking me with a Deep red blush on her face telling me to wake up. We went up to school and when we got there Mako asked us


    Mako: "My mom said if you don''t have a place to stay" Mako gets hit in the face with a bunch of tennis balls "You can stay at our place" she gets hit again "Until you get a place to stay"


    This whole time me and Ryuko had wide eyes at what we were seeing I had had enough so I grabbed the next volley and threw them all back knocking out a few members. Ryuko got pelted into the water where I followed and saw her get picked up by Aikuro


    Me: "Aikuro what are you doing with Ryuko"


    Aikuro: "Im taking her to my place and giving her help to activate her Kamui"


    Me: "Im coming along I also need help activating my Kamui"


    Aikuro: "Whatever come along then"


    -In Aikuros apartment-


    Ryuko woke up and realized she was naked and saw me and Aikuro sitting and talking


    Ryuko: "Where is Senketsu and why am I wearing Neos spare clothes"


    Aikuro: "He changed you so you didn''t get sick"


    Ryuko: "Wait he saw me naked!"


    Me: "Yes but I had too I don''t trust Aikuro with that."


    Ryuko: "Im just happy it was you and not someone else"


    she then gets up and tries to punch Aikuro for whatever reason but he hits her with three needles freezing her in place


    Ryuko: "What did you do."


    Aikuro: "I froze your body in place"


    He then pulls out a needle and extracts Ryukos blood ignoring her telling him to stop and sprays the blood on Senketsu


    Senketsu: "Feed me more! Oh Ryuko"


    Ryuko: "You bastard why didn''t you activate back then I got my ass handed to me!"


    Aikuro: "He feeds off your blood" he then gives me and Ryuko a Sekki Tekko "Pull the pin on those gloves if you need them to activate but anyways class is starting soon and I need to go get ready"


    Me and Ryuko are walking to school when we see Mako chained up and getting pelted by tennis balls Me and Ryuko jump in and block the tennis balls with our weapons


    Hakodate: "Hear to get your ass kicked again?"


    Ryuko: "You''re gonna get your ass handed to you bitch! Lets go Senketsu"


    Ryuko and Me pulls the pin on the Sekki Tekko soing a transformation that looks painful but cool


    Hakodate: "So you and your boyfriend are exhibistionist and masochists now?"


    Ryuko: "No and hes not my boyfriend"


    Hakodate: "110 MILLION SERVES!"


    Me and Ryuko cut all the balls in half with ease


    Ryuko: "We win."


    Uzu: "You lost"


    Ryuko: "What!"


    Me: "Ryuko we''re on a tennis court and we cut the balls in half in tennis you have to hit them back"


    Uzu: "Hes correct."


    Mako then had a Hallejuah moment that I tuned out


    Ryuko: "Neo whose side are you on!"


    Me: "The winning one" Ryuko gives me an angry look "Which means I''ll always stand by you"


    Ryuko blushed a unhealthy shade of red


    Me: "I have an idea. How about Me and Ryuko play Hakodate in Tennis."


    Uzu: "If Hakodate is okay with it then yes"


    Hakodate: "If they want to lose that bad then yes!"


    Me: ''Yoro buy the skill that makes me the best player at every sport''


    Yoro: [Done buying Sports God]


    Me: "Alright lets do this."


    We got into the ring and all the students were watching the match


    Hakodate served the ball then Ryuko hit it but I went on the rim of the racket and hit Ryuko in the face I caught her before she could hit the ground she then tried to serve but the the racket broke and it didn''t go over the net it was a double fault while hakodate had 40 points.


    Senketsu: "Ryuko use the scissor blade its the only thing that can handle our strength"


    Me: "Ryuko I agree with Senketsu use the scissor blade and I''ll use my sword" I pull out my sword


    (Im calling Senketsu Sen now) Sen: "Wait you can hear me? Finally someone else to talk too!"


    Me: "Yes I can hear you but Ryuko lets do this!"


    Ryuko served again and this time it was aiming for Hakodates face. Hakodate put the racket up to her face to protect herself


    Ryuko: "Who needs skill when you''re angry" she then prkceeds to hit the racket over and over again making the racket push on Hakodates face she got launches in the air


    Ryuko: "Finishing move Sen-I-soshitsu!"


    A life fiber flew out of the outfit and went into senketsu we deactivated our outfits


    Uzu: "You lo-"


    Satsuki: "The girl is the winner lf the match"


    Ryuko: "Tell me are you the other wielder of the scissor blade!"


    Satsuki: "Answer that with skill not words."


    Satsuki tried to slash Ryuko just to be block by Yoru


    Me: "Ryuko we need to go you have 2 minutes to fight before you go unconcious from blood loss"


    Sen: "Ryuko hes right we need to go now."


    Ryuko: "We''ll finish this next time Satsuki Kiryuin"


    She then uses smoke from Sen to get away I take her to my apartment where I preform a blood transfusion and waited for her to wake up


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    End

 Ryuko Vs Satsuki pretty much Episode 3

    All class Ryuko was glaring daggers at Aikuro and when class ended she followed him out of the class and wss on his tail


    Mako: "Oh Ryuko!!!" She said as she was launching herself at Ryuko to which Ryuko spun her around and set her on her feet just to see a note on her back saying ''Meet me after class at my apartment -Aikuro''


    Ryuko: "That bastard!" She then stormed off and I followed


    -At Aikuros place-


    Aikuro: "I saw the way you were looking at me in class all passionatley it would be bad for both of us if people gosspied about us having a relationship"


    Me: "Wait what? You and Aikuro I just can''t see it."


    Ryuko: "The only relationship we have is my fist in your face pervert." She said grabbing him by the shirt collar


    Aikuro: "See you just can''t keep your hands off of me"


    This made Ryuko blush and me laugh earning a death glare from Ryuko


    Ryuko: "What I want is some info like who you are and how you knew about senketsu."


    Aikuro then explains the samethings as he does in the show (Watch Episode 3 for the explanation)


    -Back at my place-


    Ryuko: "Thanks for letting me stay the night."


    Me: "No problem you''re my lifelong friend its the least I could do. Anyways good night"


    Ryuko: "Ok goodnight."


    Me: ''Yoro buy cleaning magic''


    Yoro: [Done]


    I approach Senketsu


    Me: "Senketsu Im gonna clean you but you can''t tell Ryuko how I did it okay?"


    Senketsu: "Okay."


    I put my hand on Senketsu


    Me: "Clean"


    Senketsu glows green before the light dims down and he looks brand new


    Senketsu: "Thanks but how did you do that?"


    Me: I put my finger to my lips "Trade secret. Goodnight."


    I lay down on the couch and go to sleepThe story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.


    -Next Morning Ryuko PoV-


    I woke up and smelt something delicious coming from the kitchen I walk in there and see Neo making pancakes and bacon


    Me: "Wow Neo I didn''t know you could cook."


    Neo: "My mom taught me how. Now sit down and wait a bit for food I also cleaned senketsu last night"


    Me: "Wow thanks for washing him and for the food"


    Neo walked over to the table and set down some food I took a bite then another and soon the whole thing was gone and Neo was standing there trying to stifle laughter


    Neo: "Anyways today is no late day but considering I run near lightspeed in my kamui we can afford to wait a bit"


    We sat on his couch watching Tv I was leaning on his arm. When we realized what we were doing we both had a blush that was so red we looked like human strawberries


    Neo: "I honestly didn''t mind that if you want we can keep doing that."


    I started leaning on his arm and he started stroking my hair thisnwent on until about 7:30 when he said to get dressed and then we could leave. I got dressed and we left when we were outside he told me


    Neo: "Activate your kamui" He said as he activated his


    I did as he said and activated senketsu he picked me up in a bridal carry and ran at lightspeed to get to school we were both blushing when we got to the entrance of the school where we got greeted with Satsuki in a wierd outfit


    Me: "Whats the special occasion?"


    Satsuki: "You said yesterday that we would ''finish this next time'' am I correct so we are going to fight today." She said as she activsted her uniform


    Me: "What is that?"


    Satsuki: "You are not the only one who has a Kamui this is Junketsu."


    Me: "Purity? Is there anything pure about you?"


    Satsuki walked down and we started fighting Neo was watching me get my ass handed to me Senketsu went back to a sailor uniform


    Neo: "Quit being embarrased by what Senketsu looks like and accept it then you can use its full power!"


    I did as he said then it hit me


    Me: "Life Fiber Override! Kamui Senketsu!" I felt the power rush into me "This is what you''re really like right? I didn''t realize it but I was rejecting you out lf embarrasment and thats why you drunk so much blood!"


    Senketsu: "This is what my power and your power truly is now you are really wearing me snd I am really being worn by you!"


    Me: "Lets do it Senketsu!"


    Me and Senketsu: "Scissor Blade: Decapitation Mode!" I swung and with the force alone I cut the ground and walls near me Satsuki barely dodged


    Satsuki: "Now the fight is getting interesting!"


    We started clashing over and over again creating shockwaves


    Me: "Here we are Satsuki Kiryuin! Did you or did you not kill my father!"


    Satsuki: "What good would knowing do you!"


    Me: "I don''t know but the longer you hold out on me the more pissed off im gonna get!" I say as I punch her in the head


    Satsuki: "You have no ambitions no asparations I havs nothing to say to you!" She says as she kicks me in the chest


    Me: "Keep talking that shit cause it pisses me off even more!"


    Satsuki: "I wouldn''t have it any other way!"


    We both charge at each other and clash creating shockwaves even the elite four struggled to stand in. After the clash I fall on one knee


    Me: "Im gonna crush ''em"


    Satsuki: "Crush what?"


    Me: "All that lofty crap you''ve been spouting Ambitions this asparations that im gonna bring them all down!"


    Satsuki: "Crush my ambitions are you? Amusing. Honnouji academy is my kingdom if you think you can topple it then I accept you''re challenge as of today all club leaders go after Ryuko Matoi and Neo Vadsets heads still think you can win?"


    Me and Ryuko: "You bet your ass we do!"


    Satsuki: "Defeat each and every student that comes after you if you do that junketsu and I will face you again."


    Ryuko: "If we win then you tell us everything"


    Satsuki: "You have my word on that."


    Me and Neo: "Then you''re on!"


    Aikuro: "I can''t believe she is forcing those 2 to fight the students"


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    End


    Little A/N here but school is starting in 2 days so less frequent updates maybe 2 per week but see you next chapter