《Overpowered Sadistic Cat》 My Kind Owner My name is Teddy the fourth and I''m a cat. My family is a prestigious family and I''m of a very good breed. I''m a bengal cat, with beautiful orange fur with black stripes. My fur is sparkling due to me being brushed daily by everyone in the house, from beautiful (busty) maids to my skinny but kind owner. Everyday I get high quality swordfish caught in the Pacific Ocean as snacks and carefully made custom cat sushis by our world-tier chef. He likes me so he makes the best food for me, heck, my food is sometimes even better than the humans in my opinion. I also have a secret harem of charming (sexy) cat girls. And no, not catgirls sadly. I''m talking about female cats. I''ve made sure to spread my heritage in all kinds of places. My favorite concubine is a grey black striped cat. She also comes from a rich family and though she isn''t from an extremely good breed she is beautiful. We secretly have five children and they''re all as handsome as me luckily. (otherwise I''d kill them as my offspring MUST BE worthy of me) Anyways, my owner is now home so I walk down the stairs and the red carpet and see him. My owner''s name is Bryan Ainsworth and he has platinum blonde hair and he is quite skinny. He seems to be quite popular for his light blue eyes. He is very tall so he looks kind of like a stick. Bryan is 14 years old yet he is 187 centimeters tall. I envy him, I wish I was as tall. Unluckily for me I''m a cat, though it has all kinds of perks. Like for example: I don''t have to work myself to death like humans to survive, I get love just cause I''m a cat, I can have multiple lovers legally and best of all I don''t have to give a shit to get any of this. I greet him by meowing and stroking my head towards his leg. I know I know, I''m kind of a bootlicker. But it''s worth it as I know my owner loves it when I show I appreciate him. (guess his crush on school doesn''t appreciate him haha) "Hi Teddy!" said Bryan with a kind smile. I go up to him once again and he lifts me up. I kiss him by placing my nose on his and he laughs. It worked! I let out a soft meow to show him I crave food. I lightly tap him with my tail and start heading to the kitchen before looking back to him.Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author. "Oh. You''re hungry Teddy? I''ll give you some food." said Bryan while heading towards the kitchen. I purred to show him I was satisfied and started following him. He prepared some raw swordfish and pufferfish for me, as for some reason he knew how to prepare pufferfish. I ate it all and went back to his room. As I came back to his room I started thinking about the memories I had with him. After all, it feels like even I, the great Teddy the fourth sometimes takes things for granted. - 3 years ago It was very loud around me and I was in this weird box. I didn¡¯t know why but at least it had some small holes for me to get air from. I could hear distinct voices coming closer and closer and a somewhat high pitched voice could be heard. It said something like ¡°mama¡± and ¡°papa¡±. Someone started approaching my box and stopped next to it. They pressed down a button and suddenly noise started playing. It sounded awful and I expressed my emotions by emitting a high pitched meow. ¡°Mom, dad, what¡¯s that?¡± asked a younger Bryan pointing at a red present with blue knots on it. It had small holes at the bottom corner so it looked kind of strange. ¡°Oh, that?¡± said his father teasingly. ¡°That¡¯s a present we got for you this Christmas!¡± said his mom proudly as if she had bought the best present. ¡°Can I open it please?¡± asked Bryan with puppy eyes. ¡°I don¡¯t know.. you shouldn''t open presents yet. Shouldn¡¯t we save them for the evening?¡± consulted his father with his mother. ¡°It¡¯s okay for him to open it now. As it¡¯s a special one!¡± exclaimed his mom happily. I was scared to death when my box was picked up and being unboxed. And as light entered into my eyes I saw a curious young boy¡¯s face. ¡°WOW! A cute kitty! Thank you so much mom and dad!!¡± exclaimed Bryan happily. ¡°From now on, you¡¯re.. ehm.. Teddy IV!¡± said Bryan proudly as if the name was some amazing name. Truck-kun and the White Tiger As I, the great Teddy the fourth was embarking on a great stroll around the mansion I saw five shady figures with black clothing. As they noticed me they out of nowhere rushed towards me. Since I''m a noble wise cat what do you think I did? I. FUCKING. RAN. AWAY!!! Like any human would do if five giants chased them. I hoped that they were just here to rob my owner but nope, they were here for me. Probably because I''m actually a very rare expensive breed. I didn''t want to get caught as I had the perfect life here, so I went into the forest. I ran and ran for hours. Finally I collapsed behind a big stone, I was really exhausted. I could hear the humans still chasing me and talking with each other. Fucking humans don''t give up so easily do they? As I was about to try to hide of course mother nature went against me. And by that I mean that my stomach growled like Cerberus from hell would do if some random god showed up in front of the gates of hell. Of course they noticed me, so the cool me instantly panicked. I used all the power I had left to rush towards a street as maybe they wouldn''t dare kidnap a fine breed such as me in the middle of the street. As I was a quite well known cat, I''ve been in the papers a few times before and my family is very rich and famous so of course I will get some fame. Believe it or not I''m kind of a cat idol! When I''d been chased for what seemed like days (minutes) I finally reached the street. I meowed out in joy and my weak legs gave their all. But just as I reached the street I saw something white... no.. it was a damn TRUCK... the driver was asleep and was about to hit me. I couldn''t help but cry out in fear. Was I, the great Teddy the fourth really going to die in a ridiculous way like this? By being ran over by a truck while chased by a few maniacs? Cut the crap! I still have so much to do! Like marrying a catgirl in the flesh, fighting a shark and making tigers and lions my slaves! The truck closed in on me and for some reason I wasn''t hit. Or wait... immense pain started spreading throughout my body. I let out a sorrowful screech that sounded like a seagull''s battlecry against a hawk. My tail... it was mashed. It no longer looked like a tail, but just bones with a little flesh and fur spread out on it.... this is worse than death.. or wait am I dying?Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon. I was losing lots of blood rapidly as my beautiful butt also took a hit. It seems that this was, indeed, the end of Teddy the fourth. In the end I didn''t really do all the things I desired, but atleast, I had a great life. It was short but.... fucking humans.. if I ever get the chance I''ll crush them and their trucks!!! "What are you getting all sentimental for?" asked a voice. The voice sounded vigorous and mighty. Heck, even celestial. "Who are you??" I asked. I looked down to see just white, I was no longer at the street bleeding to death with my poor crushed tail, but in a white place. I could not even see myself anymore.. was I really dead? "Hehe, you seem to be confused. For I am but the great celestial white tiger!" said the self-proclaimed white tiger. I was shocked but this guy couldn''t possibly be the rumoured celestial white tiger guardian. No way in hell. Or maybe? I''m after all a cat idol, maybe even the cat gods adore me. "Are you sure?" I asked skeptically. "Yes of course I am!!! Who do you think you are to question me lower lifeform?!?!" yelled the white tiger who suddenly appeared in front of me visibly annoyed and upset. He sure looked celestial, with bright lights shining all over him and unfathomable blue eyes. "Alright master, I''ll believe you. So, how come I''m here and not dead?" I said trying to act polite, but to be honest god or not anyone who disrespects me deserves a hard right hook on the face. "You seemed interesting so I decided to run an experiment on you.. I will give you very strong powers and summon you in a fantasy worl-" said the white tiger guardian but I interupted him. "Why can''t you just revive me!?" I yelled annoyed. The white tiger now had visible veins popping out of his forehead displaying his anger. "Shut up when I''m talking!!" yelled the tiger. He faked a cough and took five deep breaths to calm down. "As I was saying, you will be summoned to a fantasy world with great powers. Though that may not sound too appealing to you. So I added something... there are catgirls in that world! So y-" "I''m in." I said with a resolute expression on my non-existent face. Teleported Rather Forcefully As I accepted the white tiger''s offer he laughed an insane laugh. "You truly are a man of culture little friend! You were doubting me until I mentioned catgirls" said the white tiger happily. "Of course! I''m not an indecisive bastard like those damn humans! If someone mentions that a catgirl is on the other side of hell I''d happily crawl through hell!!!" I yelled confidently and proudly. "By the way, what is this fantasy world? Like what powers will I have, white tiger?" "Don''t call me white tiger anymore, it''s annoying. My real name is Alex but call me bro instead!" said Alex the white tiger slightly annoyed once again. He really gets angry and annoyed fast.. "Ok bro... but could you answer my question?" I asked a little confused. "Yeah don''t worry about it bro. The fantasy world has demons, gods, angels, catgirls and so on. Magic is commonly seen there and you know that adventurer clich¨¦ isekai stuff you probably saw your owner reading about in manga." said Alex, glad to help. "And you will simply become an overpowered existence there. Adventurers there are ranked from E to S. You know, E, D, C, B, A and S. Classic shit yeah? S rank adventurers are usually about level 80 to 100. But you will start out at 500. Of course most beings limits are 100 and even demons and angels have a hard time going above 300. Your limit, as you''re my bestie (my only friend), is unlimited literally. Level 2 million wouldn''t be impossible at all. Would just take A VERY LONG TIME." "Wow.. I see.. thank you I guess?" I said, surprised. "Sorry bro, but I''m tired. I guess I''ll just throw you into the world right now? When I wake up later I''ll answer all your questions~" said Alex tired. He yawned, though it sounded more like a dragon''s roar. Then he simply waved his paw and a black and green vortex was summoned in front of me. As I was checking it out, nervously I could feel some wind pressure behind me but as I was about to look back my poor ass was once again kicked. That damn tiger! He kicked me into the portal!! Me! The great Teddy!! Oh wait I forgot he is a being on par with gods.. even I don''t compare to him.The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there. As I opened my eyes I saw giant mountains reaching the clouds and a huge emerald green forest. This was a truly stunning sight, even for me, Teddy, who have seen many amazing things! Such as (busty) maids with cat ears and tails on but we''ll save that for later.. though this was probably a dream it was still amazing! I slapped myself with my paw to wake myself up but to my surprise it was no fucking dream! Just as I was about to curse the white tiger Alex for this I noticed that my paw was strange... it was skinny and looked like a paw of that of a fucking homeless cat!! HOW COULD MY FORMERLY BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT PAW BECOME LIKE THIS!??!? This tiger.... he must wish for death... he was jealous of my perfect paw, yeah, that must be it.. I''LL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!! How dare he remove my beauty!? Please refrain from punching my creator. What? Was that a voice?! Nah it can''t be.. I must be going crazy from the trauma of my tail being crushed! Or maybe.. maybe because I was literally killed by truck-kun from the mangas my owner read.. ughh.. just thinking about it makes me want to cry out in shame. I will make these damn humans suffer for their trucks! I''m afraid that you''re already kind of crazy, and you have not gotten more crazy since the events you mentioned. I''m the voice that gives you op skills, shows your stats and progress, talks about catgirls with you and most of all.. I give tips for romance! Believe it or not but I''m kind of an romance expert (actually not). Ehmm.. I''m not even really surprised anymore. I was chased by maniacs, my tail was crushed and my ass was hit and I bled to death. A white tiger appeared, told me he would make me overpowered in a fantasy world, summoned a portal and forcefully kicked me into it.. on top of that stuck with a romance crazy lunatic voice! You bitch... you know I can hear your mental thoughts right!? Oh fuck... Romance Obsessed Voice You better shut up or I''ll not help you like I''m supposed to! Ehheh... I was just joking of course kind sir, madam? Just call me sugar daddy and I''ll be satisfied... I''d rather die than to call an artificially created romance obsessed voice sugar daddy.. goodbye world... W-WAIT WAIT!! Don''t leave me!! It''s actually boring to be an RPG voice!!! Ehh? It''s boring? What do you even do anyways? I read romance manga, watch romance anime and play romance games... but by now I''m almost done with everything so I''m bored. Please, just give this poor voice a chance! Fine. So give me my skills and introduce me to this damn world properly like you''re supposed to!!! Alright chill bro!! This world is a very big world known as Faciexali and several types of creatures co-exist here. From legendary dragons, overpowered three headed bulls and mere ants! It''s a cool world, and you''ll be happy to know that you''re in the Purria Kingdom as of right now. Where catgirls are commonly seen! WOW!!! That Alex maybe isn''t that stupid afterall.... am I level 500 right now by the way? Yes, you are indeed level 500. I''ll display your stats: User: Teddy IV Species: Cat Level: 500 Skillpoints: 20 Strength: 2500 Agility: 2000 Constitution: 500 Intelligence: 15 Wisdom: 12 Charisma: 0 Appearance: 0 Luck: ?The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. Hey you... why is my charisma and appearance both at zero!? You should be able to figure out that yourself.. haven''t you seen yourself!? Oh that''s right.. I''m no longer a majestic cat.. and why are some of my stats insanely high meanwhile some are in the 10s? Because for some reason my creator decided to only focus on your physical stats and not the rest. Your intelligence and wisdom are not upgraded at all, they are your natural stats. You should be proud, 10 points is on average the common value on every stats humans have before they start training for example martial arts and training their body resulting in indirectly levelling up. So you''re smarter than a normal human. As expected of the great Teddy! Not even normal humans can be compared with my superior intelligence! Anyways, can you put all my skillpoints into Appearance as that is my top priority now?! The attribute "Appearance"has been upgraded by twenty points! An aqua blue light covered me and I could felt strange. It felt as if I was being reborn and modified from the very inside of my soul. It was kind of pleasant but at the same time bizarre. After about 5 minutes I checked my paw once again and it had returned to being a beautiful paw, though not as beautiful as my former and now it was not covered in majestic tiger-like stripes nor vermilion orange fur. This saddened me but I decided to keep focusing on appearance until I was more stunning than that white tiger! Hey you! Where are my skills by the way?! Oh.. sorry.. you only have three skills for now. Skills are divided into several ranks: Common, Uncommon, Rare, Mythical, Ancient, Legendary, Unique, Ultimate and Divine. You have one unique, one ultimate and one divine. So congratulations! I don''t give a shit! Tell me what skills they are instead!!! Ughh fine.. Unique Skill: One Purrfect Man - Makes any female creature within a 100 meter range strangely attracted to you. You must be one purrfect man you know what I''m saying!? Ultimate Skill: Wrath of a Spoiled Cat - You were living a lazy and rich life without doing anything productive, but now you''re here! This skill allows you to unleash the full wrath inside your heart that you hold against humans, trucks and strange maniacs in people''s backyards! Divine Skill: Lucky Accident - For a short time, you turn into a dense harem protagonist main character from an anime that always gets caught in perverted situations whether they want it or not! Is it just me or are these skills all idiotic? I don''t know if I should be amazed or depressed... well I guess there''s nothing to do about it! I can atleast make catgirls attracted to me and have some lucky "accidents" with them. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!! Can I get some skills for free? Please please please... Okay, I''m already supposed to give you the Mythical skill: Human Form so here you go! The Mythical Skill: Human Form has been acquired. I''ll also throw in some heterochromia as you should be an edgy main character! I don''t think I need that hehehe.... Here we go!! The Unique Skill: Edgy Main Character has been acquired. You bitch!! I just said I didn''t want to be an edgy main character.... you''ll pay for this one day! A green light enveloped my eyes and it felt kind of like I was just pouring cold water lightly on my eyes. While walking for a while I saw a lake. I quicky looked into the reflection to see a beautiful and handsome cat with a violet purple right eye and a light blue left eye. My fur was no longer vermilion but it was still majestic. Now it was pure white. It seems like that white tiger wanted me to take after him! Though I''ll certainly surpass his beauty! Now! What way should I go to reach a city? Just go to your left dude. You''ll see a city soon! Anyways shut up for now.. I want to have some peace! Yeah yeah, fine. I started heading to my left and very soon after climbing a hill I saw a huge city. Completing Quests and Becoming Hot Before I go into the city I''d like to upgrade my appearance attribute a bit. How do I get skillpoints? You get skillpoints by completing quests and levelling up. I see. What quests are there available for me? Three quests are available for you. But first I''ll let you know that quests also have ranks, the higher rank, the higher reward. The ranks are exactly the same as the skill ranks so:Common, Uncommon, Rare, Mythical, Ancient, Legendary, Unique, Ultimate and Divine. Currently displaying available quests: Common Quest: Kill your first monster! (0/1) - You are a brave "hero" summoned to this fantasy world. Prove yourself worthy of the title by slaying a monster! - Rewards: 5 skillpoints, 1 erotic magazine Do you wish to accept? (Yes/no) Unique Quest: Kill ten innocent humans by obliterating their tailbone area! (0/10) - You resent humans and their trucks for having ran over your tail! Temporarily soothe your hatred by slaying ten of them by doing the same to them as they did to you! - Rewards: 50 skillpoints Do you wish to accept? (Yes/no) Divine Quest: Become the ruler of the entireFaciexali world! (0/1) - You are a being summoned by the celestial white tiger! Show your worth by becoming the true ruler of the world! - Rewards: 10 million skillpoints, the love of countless girls Do you wish to accept? (Yes/no) Ehh... I think I''ll go with the common quest first. The Common Quest: Kill your first monster has been accepted. Okay. Now where do I find monsters? You can literally find monsters anywhere in this forest if you go a bit to your left. There is a nest of Ghoul Vipers there, they should be extremely easy for you to kill. Alright I''ll go there. I went to the left and after around ten minutes I saw a dark pit. I looked down to see black water which looked a bit creepy. When I looked closer I saw several red eyes glowing in the darkness, they must be the ghoul vipers! How do I use my skills? Just ask me to use them for you dumbass! I don''t think that you''d even need skills to utterly destroy this entire pit even if you were just level 50!!A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. Chill you damn voice!! Just use Wrath of a Spoiled Cat now! Speak to me with more respect damn it!! The Ultimate Skill: Wrath of a Spoiled Cat has been activated. For 10 minutes, your strength stat will be greatly enhanced, by 20 times. Wow! I can really feel some insane power filling my body up. It feels like a demon is possessing my body and is using it to fight! All the power in this world belongs to the great Teddy now! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH!!! SHUT UP!! I''m trying to binge read some romance manga masterpieces! Don''t disturb my peace.... You, shut up!! I''m sick of this! Aren''t you supposed to be the voice that supports me 24/7 instead of being the voice that complains when I do shit!? You must be a malfunction in the system! Anyways now I''ll kill these Ghoul Vipers.. let me witness my true power!! I merely punched down with all my strength and the entire pit exploded. But it didn''t stop there.. I literally created a tunnel down into the ground several thousands of meters deep. I was amazed at my own power. But that''s only to be expected of me! I can imagine how weird it looked to see a cat punch its paw down and it resulting in a thousands meter deep crater. But I''m no normal cat! For I am Teddy! The Common Quest: Kill your first monster has been completed. You have been awarded 5 skillpoints and 1 erotic magazine! Uhh.. I don''t really need the magazine but thanks! A magazine with sexy ladies on it appeared in front of me. I guess I can have it anyways hehe.. An irregularity has been detected in the system! The hidden Legendary Quest: Wrath of dragons has been completed. You have been awarded 1000 skillpoints and 1000 diamond coins! ... What''s this?! I don''t mind it but.. what the actual fuck!? 1000 diamond coins were also magically summoned in front of me. Wow dude.. I wasn''t expecting this. You indirectly completed the quest where you had to create a crater thousands of meter deep resembling the power of the legendary dragons who can only be found in ancient folktales! That''s cool! Put 200 skillpoints into Appearance hehe!! ... Are you sure man? 12 points is enough to make someone turn around to look at you, 15 is enough to be considered beautiful, 20 is the minium for becoming a model or actor, 30 being considered one of the most beautiful people on Earth and over that you''d be seen as celestial. Of course it''s more common to be attractive here than in your former world, the Earth. And the standards for attractive is also different here. 20+ is considered beautiful. I don''t give a fuck! I''m Teddy the fourth so I need to be HOT!! As you wish.. The attribute "Apperance" has been upgraded by 200 skillpoints! The hidden Unique Quest: Stunning has been completed. You have been awarded 500 skillpoints and 1 celestial aura. Wow.. I certainly didn''t expect you to complete two hidden quests so fast. I guess being stupid comes with some perks too! I''m not fucking stupid! I didn''t expect this either but this is only but a happy accident! MUHAAHAH!! What''s this celestial aura thing by the way? It''s self-explanatory basically. You become enveloped in an aura of celestial lights, such as my creator, the celestial white tiger guardian. The light''s color resembles your personality. My creator''s was red bright because he has an aggressive and short-tempered personality. He also loves to fight! You can deactive and activate the aura at will. It will be interesting to see your aura''s color... Entering the City Since I had now upgraded my appearance by a whopping 220 skillpoints an aqua blue light once covered me and I felt that bizarre feeling. But this time it felt very different... it hurt!! IT REALLY HURT!! My body was developing and all my bones were destroyed and recreated into a different shape. I passed out due to the pain. Hey you! Wake up for fuck sake.. Huh? What happened? You were so weak that you passed out from the pain! Hmph! Shut up!! But that was really painful to be honest... I looked at my body in the water and I was shocked to see a white tiger! I almost looked identical to Alex!! I''m not sure if that''s a good or bad thing... anyways can I have a look at my celestial aura? The Natural Ability: Celestial Aura has been activated. Wow.. I didn''t expect my celestial aura to be purple. I wonder why? Purple represents elegance and nobility.... though you don''t act like it you belonged to a very prestigious family. HAHAHAHA!! Of course it''s elegance and nobility, I''m Teddy! Where can I store these diamond coins and porn magazine by the way? I''ll give you a skill! The Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage has been acquired. Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage - You are able to store as much as you want, as big as you want. You can store ladies, mansions, worlds and porn magazines! Okay! Store the diamond coins and magazine now! Sure, but first.. say thank you! Ughh.. thank you I guess. Heheheh..This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report. The Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage has been activated. Any existing thing may be stored in this storage. 1000 diamond coins and 1 erotic magazine has been stored by using the Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage. Nice! How much is a diamond coin even worth though? The currency in the entire world are coins. There exists: Copper, Silver, Gold and Diamond. Copper coins are the lowest currency and are worth about $1 each. Silver is $10 and Gold $100. Finally, diamond is $10000 which is of course a lot! So you have 10 million dollars in diamond coins! Congratulations! I guess I''ll go shop in the city? I started going back to the right and I quickly saw the city once again. After a few minutes I reached the city entrance. I saw guards so I didn''t know how I''d get in. It''d be suspicious if a white tiger with a purple celestial aura entered the city so I decided to deactivate my celestial aura and enter human form. The Natural Ability: Celestial Aura has been deactivated. The Mythical Skill: Human Form has been activated. I was enveloped in green lights and when I looked at my non-existent paws I saw hands. This felt very strange, as I was used to having four legs. But after walking around for a while it felt natural. I guess it''s one of the perks of the skill! I headed towards the gate now and I could see many people staring at me. Girls for some reason blushed and hid behind their hands while sneakily peeking through them. I didn''t even understand why! Hey voice! Why are people staring at me? Hmm? Why people are staring at you? 1. You''re fucking handsome as fuck! Godlike! 2. You''re naked.. you do know that do you? 3. Your damn six pack makes people almost faint from shock! Wait... I froze up and looked down to realize that my junior was fully exposed! The great Teddy''s junior was fully exposed to random people! I quickly ran to the city gate as I didn''t have any clothes. The city guards were baffled to see me and even the males seemed to be enchanted by my appearance. "How do I get in? How much is it?" I said with a gentle voice. For some reason the guards looked even more enchanted! Psst.. Sherlock! Your charm stat went up by a whopping 115 points when you upgraded appearance! So it''s no surprise that people get so immersed in your beauty when you speak. Even your voice sounds celestial! "S-Sir.. i-it''s 1 g-gold coin..." said one of the male guards politely but nervously. "I don''t have any gold coins, I only have diamond coins..." I said a bit anxiously. "I-It''s fine sir... you can enter for free!" said another female guard who was blushing severely liked she had a serious cold. "Thank you!" I said with a resplendent smile. From others perspective, my smile looked like a bright colorful light in a dark valley. I went past the city gate and as I walked further into the city many more started staring at me and whispering about me. Finally a person who looked like a battle-hardened swordsman went up to me. "Oi, pervert, get the fuck out of here!" said the swordsman rudely. Putting People In Their Place I had intense eye contact with the swordsman who called me a pervert. "I''m no pervert. I simply have no fucking clothes!" I said in a despising tone. But it was hard to take me seriously as I literally was walking around butt naked. "Huh!? You''re no fucking pervert?! Who doesn''t even have clothes?!" said the swordsman mockingly. I wanted to punch him in the face so hard, I could easily tell that I was tens of times stronger than him! I don''t recommend punching him here in public, you''ll just be labeled as a criminal. I unconsiciously activated celestial aura and you could sense murder intent from me. The Natural Ability: Celestial Aura has been activated. The Natural Ability: Heart of a Killer has been acquired. The Natural Ability: Heart of a Killer has been activated. Any creature weaker than you will feel immense pressure and succumb to you. Everyone around me suddenly started shaking and kneeling. The swordsman was crying and begging for forgiveness. "I-I''m sorry Your Excellency!!!" said the previously arrogant swordsman now kneeling down shuddering in fear. "As long as you''re sorry, trash." I said aggressively. The hidden Unique Quest: Scare The Fuck Out of People has been completed. You have been awarded 200 skillpoints. The Natural Ability: Heart of a Killer has been deactivated. The Natural Ability: Celestial Aura has been deactivated. Wow.. I seem to have a talent for completing hidden quests! .... Shut up! You didn''t expect it at all! Honestly, I''m not even surprised anymore.. While people were still recovering from the shock from my ability I went up to someone who looked approachable. "Where can I buy some fine clothes, Your Excellency?" I asked a middle aged man. "Y-You can buy clothes over there..." said the middle aged man pointing towards a big store with several dresses on display. "Thank you." I politely said and smiled. "N-No problem." the man was scared to death and didn''t want to offend me. That was understandable, but I, Teddy am only aggressive towards people who think they can despise me. Sure, I hate humans but I can make some exceptions to nice humans.This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. I went into the clothing store and a young woman who seemed to be in her mid 20s was at the checkout. She blushed when she saw me and quickly handed me over some cheap clothes that I could use while taking a look in the store. "Y-You shouldn''t walk around naked sir." she said shyly. She seemed to think I was some kind of handsome pervert lunatic. She isn''t wrong though.. Shut the fuck up!! I walked around for a while and in the end I found it really hard to decide. Hey, use Unlimited Storage and hand me over 3 diamond coins. Fine.. The Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage has been activated. Any existing thing may be stored in this storage. 3 diamond coins has been withdrawn by using the Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage. I now had 3 diamond coins in my hand! How convenient! I once again walked up to the checkout and put three diamond coins on the table. "Please give me all of the expensive clothing you think will suit me." I said while having a smug smile on my face. You don''t look as appealing as you think with that smile... Stop ruining everything... the woman at the checkout was stunned. She thought it was weird for someone who didn''t even have clothes to have three diamond coins. She gasped in surprise and checked their authenticity. After realizing they were genuine she truly almost passed out. After a few minutes of her soul moving in and out of her body she finally started picking clothes out professionally. After what seemed like only one or two minutes she had already picked a huge pile of clothes that were all supposed to suit me. "Thank you! I''ll come back later for more business maybe!" I said and waved goodbye. Before leaving I mischievously winked at her and she became red as a tomato! I laughed in my heart. Hmmm... you seem to be pretty good at flirting with ladies. That''s to be expected! Who do you think had a cat harem before!? What should I even do right now? Maybe you can become an overpowered adventurer, a hero (like you''re supposed to be), a demon lord, a god, a saint and so on. You have infinite possiblities due to your high stats and overpowered skills. I''ll try to become a god. But for now I want to try getting skills and farming skillpoints until I have a pretty broad skillset. That''s the smartest thing you''ve said during the entire time we''ve been together.. are you really Teddy? Of course I am! Show me my stats! User: Teddy IV Species: Cat Tiger Level: 500 Skillpoints: 1505 Strength: 2500 Agility: 2000 Constitution: 500 Intelligence: 15 Wisdom: 12 Charisma: 115 Appearance: 220 Luck: ? I guess I''ll upgrade my intelligence and wisdom as they are related to magic regeneration, magic power and mana amount. Right? Yes.. how do you know that? While my owner was away from home I was sometimes bored so I took a peek at his generic isekai manga!! I see.. how much do you want to upgrade them? Do 1000 on Intelligence and 500 on Wisdom! By the way, I''ve meant to ask you for a while. Why doesn''t my luck stat display in numbers? Because you literally can''t measure the amount of luck you have I guess? Like who the fuck completes three hidden quests without the intention to do so?! The attribute "Intelligence" has been upgraded by 1000 skillpoints! The hidden Legendary Quest: Mana of a True Hero has been completed. You have been awarded 20% faster mana recovery and 500 skillpoints. The attribute "Wisdom" has been upgraded by 500 skillpoints! The hidden Ancient Quest: Wise Sage has been completed. You have been awarded 20% stronger attacks utilizing mana. .. COME ON!! MUHAHAHAHAHHA!! Visiting the Guild After buying clothes and completing those hidden quests I finally picked a purple tunic and a white robe with golden dragons on it. I wore common white pants too and some not so flashy boots. I looked pretty good in my opinion. As I decided to farm skills and skillpoints I should head back in the forest. But I want to join a party for fun for now I think. Ehh.. you do know that literally everyone willing to party in an adventurer guild will be below lvl 80? Idiot.. Shut up! I know you like me you damn tsundere!! I just want to do it for fun as I said. It''s not like I need some mere humans to help me. I don''t like you, you fucking cat! Well I guess there''s no use if you won''t admit your inner love for the great Teddy!! Hohohohoh.. ... What are you? Santa Claus? - I walked towards the adventurer guild. The guild was very eye catching as it was a very tall building. It was mainly white with a black roof and some golden details on it. It looked mighty and one of the walls also displayed the arrogant words "Protectors of Faciexali". Obviously none of the adventurers were strong enough to be called a protector of the world but as they were still much stronger than ordinary people no one dared to make that comment. But I dare to of course! When I finally reached the building I pushed upon the doors and immediately recieved all attention from everyone. When I looked closer it looked more like some sort of base for thugs to drink booze in. I could only see a few girls and most of them also looked somewhat intimidating, or atleast they tried to look intimidating. I went up to the table closest to me. "Excuse me. Where do I sign up?" I asked politely to a group who looked like some kind of bandits.This novel''s true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there. "Yo, Prince. This isn''t the right place for a coddled kid like you!!" said the one who looked like the leader. "That''s right! You fucking brat!!" yelled another. Damn.. these fucking humans.. I''ll crush them!! It might not be the smartest to do so... Well fuck it! Activate Heart of a Killer now! I guess there''s no helping it. The Natural Ability: Heart of a Killer has been activated. Any creature weaker than you will feel immense pressure and succumb to you. Everyone inside the guild started shaking from the pressure I was emitting. "Oi, what did you call me?" I said with a menacing look. "W-W-We''re s-so sorry!!" screamed the leader on the top of his lungs. "Sorry? Hehe.. you should have answered my question politely earlier!" I said clearly showing how angry I was. Fuck it, I''ll kill them! I punched out towards the leader with my full force and the mere wind and pressure created from my fist blew him up. The leader''s leg landed on his group''s table and the rest of them cowered and shouted in fear. LOL!! Didn''t you go too far? Nah.. I felt like it!! I laughed happily like nothing happened. Everyone inside the guild swallowed down their saliva loudly. "So, where the fuck do I sign up!?" I yelled while giving threatening looks around the guild. "Sir.. you sign up over there.." said a man silently while pointing at a desk. "Ahh... thank you so much!" I said smiling. The Natural Ability: Heart of a Killer has been deactivated. I was very amused. It''s been a while since I could let off some steam! As I thought, you''re fucking crazy dude.. Heh. If you don''t do what you want in life, when will you ever do it? Might aswell live how you''d like to meanwhile you''re alive! Well, I guess that''s kind of true. So, are you going to join a party? No, I think I''ll pass. Most of the people here are all just people who think they''re tough. But I''ll sign up for the future. I went up to the desk that the man directed me to. It was a simple application so I just filled it in without thought. They needed my name, class and level. I wrote Theo, Hero in class for fun and level 150. The great hero Theo has arrived! Just kidding!! But for real, imagine if some kind of princess falls in love with you and you fall in love with her and it''s that isekai clich¨¦ again.. damn that would seriously hurt my heart. Don''t worry.. I will get a catgirl harem instead!! Buying a Slave After signing up at the guild I decided to search around for servants (slaves). You mean slaves? .. Yes. Anyways, I found my way to a shady slave auction where rotten nobles bought slaves for "private purposes". Aren''t you about to do the same? You damn hypocrite.. Do you always have to fucking ruin my mood? Yes. Fuck.. - I was in a large hall with a stage in the middle of it. There were no empty spots and you could see a lot of nobles wearing masks to not be recognized. I was wearing a mask too, a white tiger mask. The first slave got called out and the seller advertised her. "It''s a wolfgirl. She is a virgin and just turned 17. Very good quality! Starting at 5 diamond coins!" advertised the seller. Wow.. isn''t that very much money? Like $50000? It sure is.. but the auction house knows that the majority here have a powerful background and can afford it easily. "Do I see 7? 10? 11? 15? Sol-" said the seller but got interrupted. "25!" yelled a fat noble with a fox mask. Many people loudly displayed their surprise on the price by gasping. The noble looked proud and his eyes were very arrogant. I scoffed silently. "25! Sold!" yelled the seller happily. After many different slaves were sold one who piqued my interest was finally displayed. It was a tiger, a fighting slave. It was supposed to be comparable to a rank S adventurer in battle prowess, about level 80-100 in strength. But the tiger also costed much, at a whopping 100 diamond coins as a starting price. To my surprise, many nobles actually still tried to buy it.If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. "115!" yelled a lady. "117!" "119!" "121!" It continued like that for a while until someone finally broke the awkward bidding. "150!" yelled a man with a slim figure. He sounded like he was pretty young and many people started whispering. According to what I heard he was a prince from a different kingdom and was very strong, being at level 100, the max of human potenial normally. This was quite impressive even to me. "150! Sold!" said the seller happy that he got so much profit. As I almost fell asleep out of boredom finally I heard the magical word "catgirl"! "A princess from a different kingdom, as she is the child of the king''s concubine he didn''t accept her, but she is very beautiful! She just turned 18! Starting at 15 diamond coins!" advertised the seller vigorously. "50 diamond coins!" I yelled confidently. I was pretty sure that no one was going to want to bid as I raised the price more than three times already, indicating that I was willing to pay a huge sum. But I was wrong.. "60." said a middle aged man aggressively. I got pretty mad as I didn''t expect someone to bid.. "Hey, isn''t that Duke Alex? He is said to be very strong, even stronger than S rank adventurers." whispered someone two rows behind me. "It is indeed. He is said to be the king''s right hand, and he has a fetish for cats... he is known for betting absurd amounts for catgirl slaves." whispered someone else close to me. Oh.. I see.. a challenger! But he will be up for a surprise! I won''t back down! You two sure seem alike! Fuck you! "100." I said sternly as if I would put the middle aged man in his place. You could see the so called Duke Alex shake a bit in frustration. He gritted his teeth. "110." said Duke Alex a bit less aggressively. This time he didn''t look as proud. The catgirl didn''t look happy and had closed eyes. To be honest I would treat her well as she was one of my fellow cats. But nobles like him just abuse their slaves.. Oh-ho? You have some kind of humanity, no wait... catmanity left in you I guess? Of course. I''m not heartless, I just despise humans and trucks! "150." I said still confident. I was now sure that he would give up! I would buy all catgirls in this auction house tonight! Duke Alex finally gave up and sighed. He lost an auction.. "150! Sold! The gentleman over there wins!" yelled the salesman. Many people started whispering, as I was unknown and it was absurd to spend that amount of money on a catgirl when I could have bought that fighting slave instead. Truthfully, I''d rather buy the fighting slave if it was of any use to me. But I''m five times stronger than it.. it''d just be a burden to protect it! Well.. congrats on getting your first slave I guess! My New Companion I went to the room assigned to me to claim my slave. Though I actually didn''t intend to use her as a slave, but rather just to save my fellow cat from being abused. Of course I wasn''t going to tell her that she was free and then win her heart by that.. that''s too clich¨¦, fucking isekai anime dude. I''ll make her understand that I''m great! It may be the first time I''ve ever agreed with you man. Isekai protagonists... yikes.. I know right... I saw the salesman standing next to the catgirl and he noticed me. "My gentleman, over here!" yelled the salesman. I walked over slowly and inspected the catgirl. She was indeed very beautiful, almost celestial. I wouldn''t be surprised if her appearance attribute was over 50 points. I had to hold myself back to not pet that cute pair of ears of hers! Though her beauty was a bit obscured by the fact that she was sad and didn''t want to be a slave. I fully understood her, I would have destroyed the world if I could if I had been in the same situation as her. Of course the great Teddy the fourth wouldn''t ever be caught in such a situation! Heh. Who knows? Maybe a god will make you their servant before you become one? Do you always have to make everything seem bad? No, but it''s fun when it''s you. I don''t know what you mean by that.. "Sir, please pay the agreed amount." said the salesman greedily but politely. I smiled wryly and silently used Unlimited Storage. The Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage has been activated. Any existing thing may be stored in this storage. 150 diamond coins has been withdrawn by using the Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage.The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. Suddenly a pile of diamond coins appeared on the floor and the salesman hastily picked them all up and put them in a bag. He looked at the coins like a wolf would look at a bloody piece of meat after starving for a week. "Thank you for your business sir!" exclaimed the salesman while drooling. Wow.. he sure is in love with money. Well money won''t hurt you. That''s true I guess. "Let''s go." I said calmly to the girl. "O-Okay." said the catgirl silently. I was still wearing my mask but I was sure that my beauty would impress this girl! It''s one of my ultimate weapons! I grabbed her hand softly and went out with her out of the auction house. Just after going out I realized one thing, I didn''t have a home.. AHAHAHAHAHHA!! You just realized that for real!? That''s hilarious!! I couldn''t defend myself so I just stomped in anger. The catgirl seemed to be startled by the sudden movement. "Oh sorry, I didn''t mean to startle you." I said apologetically. "I-It''s ok." she whispered. She seemed very nervous, probably afraid of what was going to happen her. "Oh, by the way, what is your name?" I asked curiously. "My name is Isabelle.." said the catgirl. We were reaching the center of the town and I was going to look for houses for sale. "Isabelle, I don''t mean any harm to you. I simply wanted to save you from the abuse of those despicable nobles who think they can do whatever they want cause they''re, nobles." I explained softly. "I-I see.. thank you sir." said Isabelle. She seemed to open up slowly atleast, I didn''t want to pressure her. As all the sudden changes that occured to her was probably confusing. She was stripped of her princess status and sold off as a slave in just a matter of a few days. I would be confused too. "I''ll show you later, but I''m actually a cat too." I said somewhat happily. "Really?!" exclaimed Isabelle, drawing the attention of others towards us. "Yes, really." I said. I took of my mask and revealed my extraordinarily handsome face. I patted her on the head and she blushed. She no longer looked like a livng corpse atleast. "Good girl." After walking for a while I found a place which seemed to be the right one for buying a place to live. We went into it. "Let''s find a home for the both of us, shall we?" I said with a resplendent smile. It was a killer smile, any woman would have a hard time resisting it. Wow... you''re quite smooth at handling ladies. I leaned back with my non-existent body in my non-existent chair with my non-existent popcorn and ate it while enjoying the show. You seem to be superior in romance to even me, a romance expert! You''re no fucking romance expert.. and who do you think had a cat harem before?! Me, yes me! Ordering Our House "Hello sir and madam. How may I help you?" asked a healthy looking middle aged man politely. "We''re interested in buying a house. I''m willing to spend over 800 diamond coins (8 million dollars)!" I boasted loudly. The middle aged man almost fell down as most people only bought houses for about 17 diamond coins on average. But this guy... even Isabelle was shocked and Teddy had spent 150 diamond coins on her! 150 diamond coins for a slave was absurd as long as it wasn''t a fighting slave or a celestial girl. She wasn''t even "celestial" but Teddy still paid such amounts just to save her from suffering locked into some noble''s mansion. Isabelle had already started falling for Teddy. "S-Sir.. the most expensive mansion we have for sale is only priced at 70 diamond coins!! We will have to receive your payment in advance and start building a gigantic palace suitable for someone of your status!!" said the middle aged man. You could almost see him drooling at just the thought of 800 diamond coins. "Sure, I want a large white palace with the roof solely made from sapphire! All windows should be made out of crystal and there should be diamond statues of cats at the entrance! I also want a very beautiful and big private park." I exclaimed happily. Do you want a santorini house style palace? Exactly! "I will make a sketch." I said eagerly. For some reason I was good at drawing and in no time I completed the sketch for the palace. The middle aged man gasped as he had never seen this type of palace before, it looked majestic. "You''re truly amazing, such a unique and beautiful design! We shall try to make something that will suit your description Your Excellency!" flattered the middle aged man.Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site. "Hahahahahah!! It seems that I also have talent in designing palaces!" I responded cheerfully. ... You just love his compliments and flattery don''t you? Yes. "We will instantly put first priority on building your mansion! We will even call other people from different kingdoms to help! Give us 3 weeks, with the help of our amazing magicians and builders we will not disappoint you!!" boasted the middle aged man. "Alright, thank you! I''ll pay you now." I said. It''s your turn now. The Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage has been activated. Any existing thing may be stored in this storage. 800 diamond coins has been withdrawn by using the Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage. As a fountain of diamond coins appeared before their eyes Isabelle and the man almost fainted. - "Let''s find an inn to stay in for the time being!" I said to Isabelle while we were departing. The middle aged man was currently busy with caressing diamond coins. "Sure!" said Isabelle. After walking for a while we saw a pretty expensive looking inn, so I decided that it was good enough for the great Teddy to stay in. We hired the most expensive room for 3 weeks and went up. Will you be sleeping in the same bed? Heheh... Of course not! Aww you''re no fun! Yet... Ohhh... - In a mysterious valley there were five suspicious looking people wearing black robes discussing. One of them held a paper with a sketch on Teddy''s face. "Do you think that is the summoned hero, My Lord?" asked one of them to the one holding the paper. "Yes... I''m sure of it! He is the hero summoned by the god of this world!" exclaimed the proclaimed Lord. "Alright, we''ll keep our eyes on him." said the one who had asked the Lord. He nodded towards the other three and they nodded back. "Good, make sure to confirm whether he will be a threat to us or not. If not, it would be ideal if he could join us!" said the Lord. "Yes, My Lord." said the four seemingly servants as they quickly disappeared from vision, as if they didn''t exist in the first place. Getting Lucky (Not The First Time) As I woke up I saw Isabelle lying next to me in my bed. As I''m the great Teddy, I fucking panicked. What was she doing in my bed!? She has her own bed. ( ?¡ã ?? ?¡ã) The Divine Skill: Lucky Accident has indirectly been activated. NANI!?! I accidentally grabbed Isabelle''s delicate "bosom". Muhahahaha!! Holy fuck!! This sensation.. it couldn''t be.. "GYAHH-!?" exclaimed Isabelle. An evil smirk could be seen on my face. MUHAHAHAHA!! Good job weird voice! For the first time you did something worth praise! Shut up you ungrateful furball! I do everything for you! .. "Umm.. c-could you please stop?!" begged Isabelle with tears in her eyes. I realized that my divine hands were unconsciously fondling her. Hehe... "Yes of course! Sorry.." I said pretending to be sorry while I wasn''t of course! I put my hand away and a bit awkwardly sat down at the side of the bed. The hidden Divine Quest: God''s Blessing has been completed. You have been awarded 1 million diamond coins and 69000 skillpoints! The Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage has automatically been activated. Any existing thing may be stored in this storage. 1 million diamond coins has been stored by using the Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage. Alright, what the actual fuck.. HOLY FUCKKKK!!! That''s a lot of money... I could buy my catgirl harem right now! YES!!!Love this story? Find the genuine version on the author''s preferred platform and support their work! I-I don''t even know anymore. What is the point of living? Excuse me. Are you even fucking alive? Oh, good question. I think I''m alive though. But I''d rather be dead than to be of use to you in all honesty. Well didn''t you say it was fucking boring to be an RPG voice HUH!? Fuckingself contradicting voice! Huh?! You want to pick a fight or something boy? You sound like some lowlife gangster.. disgusting... You don''t deserve to be beside the great Teddy the fourth! I-It was a joke! Just a joke! Alright I''ll forgive you. "Good morning Isabelle! I didn''t mean to do that by the way! Sorry once again!" I said. I smiled wryly. Isabelle was still tomato red and she looked very awkward. "I-It''s okay..." whispered Isabelle. Heiheihei.. it seems like no girl can resist Teddy! ©c(?_?)¥Î What''s that "look" for? Nothing.. Alright I guess. - As I was shopping with Isabelle I spotted a very beautiful girl, naturally my primal instincts very activated. She had silky white hair and very pale white skin. With her dark blue eyes that you could lose yourself in, she looked like a being out of this world. Truly celestial. I walked up to a guy close to me who was also enchanted by her appearance. "Who is she?" I asked curiously. The guy looked surprised as if I was some kind of retard asking how to walk. "Don''t you know who she is!? It''s the princess of the Purria Kingdom!" somewhat boasted the man as if he was proud that she was the princess of his kingdom. "She isn''t a catgirl though?" I thought out loud. "She is a mixed breed. On the outside she looks like a normal human but she acts like a catgirl. Some people try to criticize her because she isn''t a pure catgirl. Those people should burn in hell!" yelled the man. "I see.." I said a bit confused on why he seemed so proud and enchanted by the princess. Isabelle lost in terms of appearance by a bit but she still looked more sexy as she resembled a cat more in my opinion! "Don''t worry Isabelle! You''re also very beautiful!" I assured her. She instanty looked a bit more happy as she looked pretty sad when she compared herself to the elegant princess. But she was after all, also a princess of a different kingdom technically. Although her mother was just a concubine. The hidden Unique Quest: Pleasing a Girl has been completed. 20 romance manga and 1000 skillpoints has been awarded! The Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage has automatically been activated. Any existing thing may be stored in this storage. 20 romance manga has been stored by using the Legendary Skill: Unlimited Storage. You fucking cat!!! HOHOOHHOHOHO!! 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