《In the Naruto world (1)》 Prologue The moment I opened my eyes I saw a blue screen in front of me, I felt like I was floating in space and everything around me was pitch black.
| You will be teleported by force to the Naruto world. Please choose one of the settings. |
| very easy | easy |
| medium | hard |
| very hard | extreme |
| GOD!!! | N/A |
| You have chosen god mode please choose 4 kekkai genkai abilties. 3 elemental traits. And 20 MAX skills. |
| Anything like taijutsu master, cooking, blacksmith, etc. |
| Who do you wanna be reincarnated as. |
| Naruto | Sasuke |
| Hinata | Ten-Ten |
| Neiji | Kakashi |
| Guy | Rock Lee |
| Sakura | Neiji |
| Danzo | Yourself |
| You will be teleported to the world of Naruto episode 1. Be warned, you have chosen god mode, once you have teleported there the whole world that you once knew will be different. Bye. |
| Mission 1 join the same class as Naruto |
| Secret |
| Oi Chris wake up and get your shit together, it''s already past noon get a life. |
| What do I look like a woman get up already. |
| Hurry up man, oh! and you somehow managed to get to the same class as Naruto. So you''ve completed the mission. |
| Mission complete: Join the same class as Naruto. |
| Mission rewards: 20 kunai 20 paper bombs 20 shurikens 1 shadow clone jutsu scroll |
| You''re right there are only 3 Sages, but you chose God mode. |
| Everything. Let me explain, in God mode the original plot that you knew in Naruto doesn''t exist, some things remain the same but mostly everything is different, like the 5 Sages were never supposed to exist only 3 were supposed to exist. |
| Then everything in Naruto would have been the same. |
| OI WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! |
| A Bullet on his head, now get ready or you¡¯ll be late. |
| Because of the mission. |
| The mission that I gave you. |
| I did and it says right he-... oh! I forgot to give you the mission. |
| I was gonna give it to you after your dispute with Sakura, but after the food fight I guess I forgot. It was an amazing fight by the way. |
| Mission: complete the task that Dom gave you. |
| Mission rewards: something cool. |
| Eh! |
| Who are you talking to? |
| Weirdo? |
| Didn''t you eat free food with Dom yesterday, and you two just met as well? |
| ... |
| Ha! you sure do |
| Oh god damn it I keep forgetting. Anyway''s here ya go. |
| Mission completed: Complete Dom''s task. |
| Mission reward: Kenjutsu mastery. |
| In the Naruto world it means mastery of swords. |
| Who knows, maybe? |
| Well you over-trained all night with your 2000 shadow clones, after that you passed out from mental exhaustion. Luckily some ninja strolled around and found you in the middle of the park, after that he found your address and left you on your bed. |
| That''s good for you but take a shower, i''m a blue box but I can somehow smell you, and you reek Ew! |
| OH SHIT RUN CHRIS |
| I¡¯M NOT AFRAID OF ITACHI AND KIZAME, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO DON¡¯T EVER LET THAT FIGURE EAT YOUR CHAKRA AT ALL, SO JUST RUN, LEAVE THE OTHERS BEHIND |
| USE YOUR FREAKIN APPRAISEL SKILL THEN YOU¡¯LL KNOW WHAT I¡¯M TALKING ABOUT |
| ??? | ??? | ??? |
| ??? | ??? | ??? |
| ??? | ??? | ??? |
| OH SHIT THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT, I CAN¡¯T TELL YOU WHAT THEY DO, BUT THEY¡¯RE EVEN MORE DANGEROUS THAN ITACHI AND KIZAME COMBINED RUN NOW!!!! |
| SEE I TOLD YOU THAT SHIT JUST GOT REAL, SO RUN!!! |
| I DON¡¯T CARE JUST TAKE THEM WITH YOU AND RUN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!! |
| DON¡¯T YOU STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND KEEP RUNNING PLEASE!!!! |
| ¡®Sigh¡¯ guess you¡¯re right I can¡¯t sense it anymore, you might as well take a break... |
| ...It¡¯s been five minutes since you¡¯ve started training¡ |
| You wish to complete something in 5 minutes that takes people years to learn, even Naruto needed a few days to complete it. |
| As you wish, but I think you¡¯re missing the point. |
| Naruto never did everything by himself, it was thanks to his friends that they managed to overcome the obstacles of their lifes. You can¡¯t do everything by yourself you know, even the sage of six paths needed his brother¡¯s help to seal his mom. |
| Thank god you chose the skill ¡®peace of mind¡¯ otherwise you really would have become like Sasuke. |
| ¡®Sigh¡¯ that thing, was a mistake that I made |
| A few years ago I wanted to bring back a friend to life again, but something went wrong with my experiment. Later my friend became into the ugly creature and made his way into the Naruto universe. |
| Hey! I did grant your dreams by letting you come to the Naruto world |
| You honestly think I haven¡¯t thought of that, I literally gave the creature everything I got but it still won¡¯t die. And I can¡¯t do anything else because it¡¯s a part of the system as well. |
| It means it¡¯s part of me, that¡¯s why when you used ¡®appraise¡¯ it didn¡¯t do jack shit. And now that it made it¡¯s way to a Naruto universe it will eat all the chakra in the world and become one of the strongest beings on the universe. |
| Ever heard of multi-verse theory. |
| Well, it exists. |
| Yeah! |
| I can¡¯t go to the Naruto universe, but I can give a part of my powers to a mortal to go to the Naruto world for me. I chose you because I don¡¯t have many other options. |
| Well to be honest you¡¯re literally the only one who has made more progress than any other of my participants. |
| Well my participants they either got too cocky, unlucky or thought this was a dream and got themselves killed because they were careless. |
| You just noticed that right now... |
| That¡¯s because you also chose a skill that doesn¡¯t let you feel pain. Dumbass! |
| Told ya. |
| Yup! Oh speaking of skills you still have 5 remaining skills to choose from |
| Guess that¡¯s true. |
| You¡¯re welcome. |
| You¡¯re the worst, who the hell reads a girls minds when they¡¯re on a date, and it¡¯s your first date as well. |
| I can help you with that |
| You have to complete a mission and as a reward you¡¯ll get a book to train your fire nature, and you might also need another mission to receive a book to train your water nature as well. |
| No problem! |
| Even I can¡¯t believe it either ¦² (¡¡ §¥ )????¡Ñ ¡Ñ |
| Oh you like it, I figured it out when I was playing around with my keyboard |
| I¡¯m pretty sure your view of Naruto changed a long time ago (£þ©`£þ) |
| Nope I just checked it out, it¡¯s the real Sasuke ¡Æ(???¡¨) |
| Well I did the calculations, and since you¡¯ve summoned 2000 shadow clones a lot of times. Your brain has become stronger, so summoning 5000 shadow clones should only give you a slight dizziness. Any more than that and you¡¯ll really suffer from brain damage. |
| Playing Naruto song: Departure to the frontlines. |
| Wake up, right now Ten-Ten should be awake by now. ¡Ï(? ¡¹¡Ï)£ß |
| You got it¡ Okay you have recieved your 16th skill. You have 4 more MAX skills to chose from. |
| Why don¡¯t you just make a harem, at this rate you will have dozens of girls running at your door ?(?¦Å? )? |
| You know what I think¡ |
| PUUUUUSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! ?(?¥î??) |
| Sure you aren¡¯t. |
| Give her a kiss ( ? 3?)? |
| Of course I meant Luna, if you aren¡¯t a pussy give her a kiss when she comes back. (¨s???)¨s |
| Mission: Give a kiss to Luna as soon as she gets back. Mission reward: Something cool. Mission failure: Be known as a PUSSY!!!!!! For the rest of your life |
| When you¡¯re a blue box who has nothing better to do than watch a kid living a life, it gets boring in here, and i¡¯m trying to be not bored by talking to you more. I mean seriously it¡¯s pretty goddam boring in here (?ÆH?) |
| Damn that¡¯s Hostel! But I like it (åø£à?¡ä)åø |
| ¡ |
| I smell a harem! (??3??) |
| Tsk! you¡¯re no fun at all (©V¦Å©V) |
| I can¡¯t help you directly, but I tell you something that can help you |
| Be as calm as the water, only the calm pond can cut anything. |
| Well in other words you need to relax, you have to be calm as the water, haven¡¯t you noticed that everytime you¡¯re trying to cut the boulder you¡¯re only getting more angry. Just try to relax |
| You didn¡¯t ask ?(? )? |
| It¡¯s because you have ¡®peace of mind¡¯ and the skill that lets you learn everything faster than everyone. With those two together you have learned ¡®inner peace¡¯ |
| Lol no, i¡¯m just fucking with you, what you have learned right now is called ¡®peaceful cannon¡¯ |
| Not many people can achieve it, legends has it that water is peace, wind is freedom, fire is rage, earth is balance. Lightning doesn¡¯t count because it¡¯s basically the same thing as fire, don¡¯t ask me why, that¡¯s how it is. |
| Well like I said, water is peace, once you have learned it your power is like that of a cannon. Then again it depends on how strong you are, the stronger you are the more destructive the cannon |
| Try cutting the boulder once more with water. |
| Yeah, what did you expect when you have learned peaceful cannon. |
| I guess it does resemble a lot like it, then again it¡¯s also thanks to your chakra pool, if it wasn¡¯t because of that then you wouldn¡¯t have made that huge slice. |
| Well in Naruto everyone can learn a simple water jutsu, or a fire jutsu. But it takes someone to fully understand it to get it¡¯s true power. |
| Well because you haven¡¯t fully understand it, it¡¯s only because you have ¡®peace of mind¡¯ that you¡¯ve managed to learn such a powerful move like peaceful cannon. Air isn¡¯t as calm like the wind, |
| You need to fully understand freedom to get the same destructive power like water, |
| Yes. |
| That¡¯s why they say fire and water don¡¯t mix. It was your fault for not choosing earth, if you had, then things would have been much easier for you. |
| You didn¡¯t ask. |
| Not my fault you¡¯re so ignorant. |
| Bring it! ¦Å-(¡®?¡ä¡ð) |
| Tell me one good reason why you shouldn¡¯t start a harem. |
| True, but last I checked you¡¯re not in a LN series. |
| Wait! You¡¯re seriously gonna do it, and here I have planned a million ways to get you to start a harem but you just agreed that easily. |
| Name: Hina Hyuga | Age: 33 | Ninjutsu: B rank |
| Kekkai genkai: Byakugan | Title: second head of the Hyuga family | Genjutsu: C rank |
| Taijutsu: S rank | Kenjutsu: E Rank | Fuinjutsu: C rank |
| Kekkai genkai: S ranked | Health: infected with a terrible disease |
| HIna Hyuga is the youngest sister of HIashi Hyuga, she was once known for her powerful Taijutsu and her mastery of the Byakugan. But ten months ago some douchebag poisoned her with a poison called the year-end life. |
| You cheated you damn bastard, I wanted you to kiss her on the lips not on the forehead. |
| What are you a lawyer, you just found a loophole like that. But you¡¯re right I didn¡¯t make the mission very detailed, well enjoy your crappy reward you bloody wanker. ͹(???) |
| Mission Completed: Give Luna a kiss when she returns Mission rewards: 5 red rings of harem, 1 black ring of the king. |
| Well at first this was to troll you, but after you mentioned that you wanted a harem I accidentally helped you make your harem easier. |
| The red rings are for the ones you want in your harem, they only work on girls so don¡¯t even try to pull any of that gay shit when i¡¯m around. The black ring is for you to wear, it will make your harem submit easier to you. |
| But be warned, if the girls that wear the rings don¡¯t have any feelings for you at all, then the ring will reappear in your space inventory thingy, this is a percussion incase you want to force someone into your harem. But this is a magical tool as well |
| It won¡¯t just increase your strength but your harem as well, in short you get stronger they get stronger, or if they get stronger you get stronger as well. It¡¯s a must have for those perverts that want a harem. |
| Well what are you waiting for. ( ? 3?) |
| I know¡ |
| I didn¡¯t say everything, I only said some things will be different, not everything. |
| Lolz! nice one. (?¨R?¨Q)? |
| Good call Chris, It was really funny when you imitated Lee¡¯s and Guy¡¯s style. I think it¡¯s thanks to your acting skill that you imitate it so perfectly ?*??(¨@?¨A*)??*? |
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| Sorry Chris, once you have chosen a skill you can¡¯t switch it. |
| Luna has joined the harem {Relationship} Luna: lovers 150/1000 needed to go to the next level |
| This is the rings of the harem ability, once you have a harem member you will see their feelings towards you, not only that but you will and your harem will also gain power as well. |
| Well, once you grow strong your partner(s) also grow stronger automatically, I already mentioned this to you earlier so I don¡¯t know why you¡¯re asking me this again. |
| Oh that. Well you see, once you¡¯re in a relationship you will see that number appear in front of you, if it goes up then that means you¡¯re relationship is improving and you and your harem will get stronger. On the other hand, if the number decreases then you might lose your harem member. Don¡¯t worry about losing power if that happens. If you¡¯re wondering about the levels of relationship then here they are (From left to right in order) Natural, intimate, lovers, boyfreind girfriend, fiance, married All of these are the levels of the relationship of the rings. Once your relationship goes lower than natural than that will break the relationship that you two had. And the higher the levels you go, the stronger all of you get. If you ask me it¡¯s surprising you and Luna already have a lovers relationship, most people right now would have their levels up to natural or even intimate. |
| That might be it... |
| {Relationship} Luna: 200/1000 lovers |
| Name: Kat Nim Senju | Age: 18 | Kenjutsu: D ranked |
| Genjutsu: D ranked | Ninjutsu: A ranked | Fuinjutsu: C ranked |
| Health: cursed | Kekkai Genkai: A ranked | N/A |
| Taijutsu: B ranked | Kekkai genkai: Wood style | Curse name: Natures curse |
| Oi Chris wake up! |
| I was making a little something to use against the alien. |
| Calm your titties, I still need to run various tests on it. But it should be finished soon. I hope. |
| Yeah yeah whatever. And besides what did you do all this time while I wasn¡¯t around. |
| Oh yeah. Defeating Orochimaru isn¡¯t much, and also losing your first kiss to Luna isn¡¯t much as well. But the most surprising thing is that you actually delivered Itachi¡¯s child, how does it feel to do so much in one day. |
| No good reason. I¡¯m just bored. Anyways what are your plans for today. |
| Great!. What else. |
| The only good place that can do that is probably at TenTen¡¯s shop. |
| Is it because she finally knows about your relationship with Luna. |
| Eh! It¡¯s not like you can avoid her forever. Sooner or later you will have to talk to her. |
| When it comes to love, I will never make a joke. (¨‘_¨‘) |
| Speaking of harem. Did you notice that Kat is a definite candidate. (?¦Ø? ) |
| Just how dense are you Chris. I would expect this from Naruto but not from you. o(-`§Õ¡ä- ?) |
| Good! So are you gonna give her the ring of harem as well. ?*??(¨@?¨A*)??*? |
| I guess. The next question is, how are you gonna find the spy. (*¡ä©``) |
| I think I have a rough idea, but then again i¡¯m just a bluebox, so I don¡¯t know much. (*£Þ-¡®) ÄË |
| Who? ¡Æ(???¡¨) |
| BOOOOO!!!!!©»(£àÃó¡ä)©¿ |
| I think you should learn to use a blood puppet as well. |
| Because i¡¯ve done my research, and as it turns out, blood puppets are very easy to create. Expecially for you, because you have the ability ''creation'' Not only that, but they¡¯re much more useful than a shadow clone. |
| Well the shadow clone jutsu is a very strong jutsu, but if they were to take one hit, they ¡®poof¡¯ out of existence. Where as a blood puppet can take some damage, and still remain intact. |
| You can do a lot more things with these puppets, that shadow clones can¡¯t do. And the best thing, is that you don¡¯t need to worry about chakra exhaustion, because you¡¯re a literal walking chakra beast. |
| Even with your persuade skill, it might take some time and convincing to make him teach you the blood puppet technique. So I much rather give you the blood puppet technique, only if you do a mission of course. |
| Mission: Find Sasori, and his puppet spy, and kill them. Mission rewards: blood puppet technique. Mission failure: none |
| Eh! Well I gotta go and keep working on the ¡®thing¡¯ to use on the green alien. |
| Yes you do. And did you forget that your new title in the village, is a potential rapist. Lolz! (*¨R¨Œ¨Q)??)) |
| Then what about Hanabi. She¡¯s pretty cute. Loli''s are pretty cute you know (£Þ??£Þ) |
| Dude haven¡¯t you heard!!! (???¡¯) |
| LOLI¡¯S..........ARE!..........LOVE!!!¡¡¡¡.LOLI¡¯S¡¡¡....ARE¡¡¡...LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!?*??(¨@?¨A*)??*? |
| YAAAAYYYYY!!! BEST MC EVER !?(????? ?) |
| And that''s why you don''t have any freinds. Weirdo. |
| Wow! Even with natural liar, your lying skills suck ass. I didn¡¯t even know that was possible (?????)?¡±If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. |
| What are the odds of that happening. |
| Ha! I see what you did there Smartass! ͹(???) |
| But i¡¯m confused, why didn¡¯t you say that it was your birthday as well. |
| Wow! That¡¯s so selfless on your part. What the hell happened to the selfish bastard that I once knew. |
| Eh! |
| Use your imaginationI gotta go and keep working on the thing. |
| That sounds like lazy writing to me ( ;©V_©V) |
| Nice guy instincts? What kind of shit is that! |
| Wait! Weren¡¯t you trying to help Naruto, then why are you running away. Again! |
| Okay i¡¯m confused. First you don¡¯t want to help him, then you want to save him, then you tried to escape without him, and lastly you want to have your revenge on poor Naruto. JUST PICK ONE. JEEZ!!!. This is so confusing, and i¡¯m just a blue box. ©»(£àÃó¡ä)©¿ |
| Look at the bright side, you are definitely MUCH! Slimmer than before. |
| Lolz! ?(? )? |
| A little? Dude, Chris has 4 kekkai genkais, and all of them are powerful. And he also has 16 different skills, how is that a little bit over powered. If anything, he is probably the strongest in all of Naruto. |
| You wouldn''t dare. I might be just a blue screen, but a lot of people love me, Because I am the most funniest guy in the series. ¡Ï(? ¡¹¡Ï)£ß |
| Fine jeez (-_-) |
| If you can use teleport seals, then why did you not add one to your home, or somewhere else? |
| Yeah right! Either you were to lazy to add one, or you just simply forgot. |
| Sure. just be careful. |
| RIP Chris Walker 2001-2018 killed by Danzo Shimura after exposing his schemes. Looks like I got your tombstone ready. Lolz, i¡¯m so generous. |
| So you finally noticed. You clearly didn¡¯t expect this at all, because this is- |
| HEY!!! |
| Aren¡¯t you gonna join the battle. You know, to help them or something? |
| But what if Danzo has a trump card on his sleeve or something. |
| I told you he had a trump card. |
| I guess so, but remember, you cannot trust the original Naruto script at all! |
| I¡¯m afraid I can¡¯t tell you, since it will go against my believes. And can¡¯t you read his mind, can¡¯t you find out what he did, just now. |
| You¡¯re seriously saying that after SO LONG!!! At this rate you¡¯ll die if you don¡¯t use your abilties to their full potential. |
| SHIT!!! |
| You could always give her Susanoo form some of your chakra, it might give Luna the power to defeat Guy and Kakashi. |
| It might seem destructive, but Danzo is getting away. |
| Can¡¯t you tell them that you¡¯re both inside her, and that Danzo is the real enemy? |
| So tell her to stop. |
| And how exactly do you know this? |
| Ah! I see. |
| And also, just in case you were wondering, it¡¯s not a good idea to absorb her chakra, or force yourself into it. |
| Because she could die from it. If you were to absorb her chakra, she¡¯ll die from a sudden shock. She has suffered too much mentally, and a little bit more damage to her brain and she¡¯ll really die. And you won¡¯t be able to save her with your healing Kekkai Genkai if she¡¯s dead. |
| She has not fully mastered the Susanoo, it¡¯s only been like 10 minutes since she has awakened her mangekyo Sharigan. Meaning that her body still isn¡¯t used to the sudden changes, so if you were to break through her shield, the damage she¡¯ll take will be too much for her body to take, and she¡¯ll die as well |
| I don¡¯t know either. It would be best for you to hurry up, even now as we speak her body is suffering a lot. I say she has about 10 or so minutes till she drops dead. |
| Either chakra exhaustion, or from too much pain. Sorry Chris, but I don¡¯t know what else to say other than to hurry. |
| What about the time in the land of waves¡ |
| Then what about the time you fought Orochimaru, or when you were kidnapped by Ita- |
| Wow! You actually thought fast, you had like 6 more minutes until she died. But I never would have thought you would ignore my warning then entered her force field thingy. |
| And yet you took the risk. |
| True, you didn¡¯t. |
| It was, actually! |
| Of course I did. |
| Well I can tell you some things. For example your cockiness. |
| Yes. This is like you, watch, ¡®Look at me, my name is Chris walker and I am someone who has 4 kekkai genkais and was teleported to the Naruto world like those MC¡¯s in those Fanfics that I always read. And since I know that I have a bluescreen with me, I am just gonna stomp on everyone easily and become the strongest being in here.¡¯ |
| Yes you do Chris. And it¡¯s also because that you¡¯re unaware that you even have an attitude, if it weren¡¯t for that, then your other life would have been so much better. |
| Of course it was you all along Chris. But you didn¡¯t want to change which was your biggest problem. |
| Yes! |
| ¡°Are you seriously still hanging out with that weird Chris guy, like ew!¡± (Jen) {A friend of Beca¡¯s} ¡°I know like ew! How can someone as boring as him exist, I mean seriously, doesn¡¯t he have some other things to do.¡± (Beca) ¡°How long do you think John is gonna come back to you, like seriously, it¡¯s been like 6 days since he said something to you.¡± (Jen) ¡°Like seriously who does John think he is to break up with me. God!¡± (Beca) ¡°Are you sure you couldn¡¯t find a bigger loser than Chris to hang out with, because like you are only going out with him to make John come back to you.¡± (Jen) ¡°I didn¡¯t have enough time, and like I wanted to make John realize quickly that it was a mistake to leave me, so yeah.¡± (Beca) ¡°And also like hasn¡¯t Chris realized what a loser he is, did he like think he would be like not ugly enough to hang out with us. He is only hanging out with you so you can get back at John.¡± (Jen) ¡°IKR! I mean like seriously, I hope that John comes back to me soon, because like I cannot stand that fat weirdo anymore. I like even had to shower twice to get rid of his scent off me. Just being like 2 meters near that fatso is disgusting, like ew!¡± (Beca) |
| {Relationship} Luna: Lovers 500/1000 needed for the next level. |
| Yes. Yes you do. (-_-) |
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| Wow Chris. I am truly stunned to hear that, looks like he can really see everything with those eyes of his. ¦² (¡¡ §¥ )????¡Ñ ¡Ñ |
| Yeah but, that would be very boring to have. I mean, have you seen how many fanfics there are that have their MC¡¯s with the sharigan ability, it gets boring after a while don¡¯t you think. (£þ©`£þ) |
| True! (*£Þ-¡®) ÄË |
| Itachi¡¯s hiding skills are on par with your sensing skills, so it might take some extra work for you to sense him. |
| I am Groot! ( ???) |
| I said ¡°Yes Chris!¡± learn how to speak Groot for god¡¯s sake. ?(£à¡ã¦¤¡ã) |
| Alright fine, what do you need. (£þ¦Ø£þ; ) |
| I dunno. Break up with her I guess. (*¡ä©``) |
| Then have it your way (£þ¥Ø£þ) |
| {Relationship} Luna: Lovers 600/1000 needed for next level. |
| I know right. For 7 years you have danced to classical, waltz, tango, and several other dances. Say, now that you have a better physique, do you think you could dance better than before. |
| HOLY!!! That was actually pretty suave of you. I didn¡¯t think you actually had it in you. ?(?¦Å? )? |
| Wow Chris! I think this is the first time you have amazed me. (¨s???)¨s |
| Done! ?(?¥î??) |
| Well I got you your 17th skill. Dancing! .?¡î(¥Î§×?§×)¥Î¡î?. |
| What? You didn¡¯t want too? ¡Æ(???¡¨) |
| OH CRAP!!! ©c(#?§¥?)? |
| ...i¡¯m so sorry Chris. I thought you wanted the skill. (?¿Ú?) |
| Sadly¡ no! ( ¨R§¥¨Q) |
| I¡¯m so sorry. I¡¯ll somehow make it up for you, I promise. (¨i¨s©n¨t¨i) |
| Although it¡¯s not what I wanted, but it¡¯s still passable. LOLI GET! (?¡ä?`?)? |
| But didn¡¯t you had a sister? (-_-) |
| And she has never called you Onii-chan before. |
| I thought that it really happened. Your world was evil, who would want to live there. ©»(£àÃó¡ä)©¿ |
| It¡¯s anime, since when does anime make any sense. |
| *Whistling* (©V¦Å©V) |
| SHOW HIM THE ROPES!!! ?(?¦ê??) |
| What? (?¥Ø?)£¿ |
| It¡¯s never too soon to learn the way the adults use the ropes. If you know what I mean *Wink* *Wink* ( ?¡ã ?? ?¡ã) |
| ROPES!!! ROPES!!! ROPES!!! ROPES!!! §ë(©b¥í©b§ë) ROPES!!! ROPES!!! ROPES!!! |
| (?-©n-?) so...no ropes¡ |
| I¡¯m feeling a bit, touch-y. ?(?¦ê??) |
| DAMMIT! How the hell do I type a bloody nose face. ©»(£àÃó¡ä)©¿ |
| And yet you still have the weighted clothes because? (?¥Ø?)£¿ |
| I think you might need to learn another new move. |
| Yes, but they¡¯re so OP, that you could really harm innocent civilians. So maybe you should learn a small scale move, kinda like the Chidori. |
| Well¡ Maybe an original move for the sword, or a combination of the Chidori. |
| Because you¡¯re already a master with the sword, and the Chidori is a very strong jutsu to use. Maybe you could even combine the two, I dunno. |
| {Relationship} Luna: Lovers 50/1000 needed for next level. That¡¯s not good at all. Do something dammit o(*¨R¡õ¨Q)o |
| {Relationship} Luna: Lovers 750/1000 needed for next level. Good job. That was a close one. ?(o?o?)? |
| Lolz! (?????)?¡± |
| No reason. (©V¦Å©V) |
| Yeah! Let¡¯s go with that. ?(?¥î??) |
| Nothing. Are you gonna do the summoning scroll thingy. (*£Þ-¡®) ÄË |
| You think that the birds have sage art as well. ¦²(?¿Ú?) |
| You can¡¯t feel pain, remember. (¡£-¦Ø-)? |
| Land of birds¡ Did you forget why you came here already ©»(£àÃó¡ä)©¿ |
| What you¡¯re feeling now, is called natural energy. Only someone who is either a master at using natural energy, or is sensetive to their surroundings, can tell if there is natural energy. |
| That¡¯s because there is like 95% chakra in the leaf village floating around, and 5% natural energy. The natural energy is there in the leaf village, but you can barely tell it¡¯s even there. |
| I dunno. Explore the whole forest. £¨??x ??£© |
| I think that you should stop relying on me less from now on. (£þ¥Ø£þ) |
| Uhhhhhh! No! (£þ¦Ø£þ; ) |
| Alright fine! The new chapter of onepiece is coming out, and I cannot miss that. ©»(£àÃó¡ä)©¿ |
| Bye. See yeah in an hour. ( ???) |
| The one you¡¯re trying to reach is out of servic. Please try again later. |
| The one you¡¯re trying to reach is out of ¡®service.¡¯ Please try again later. |
| Luna: {relationship} has disappeared. |
| Ino: {Relationship} natural 100/1000 |
| Ino: {Relationship} has disappeared |
| Kat: {Relationship} natural 900/1000 |
| Kat: {Relationship} has disappeared |
| Hinata: {Relationship} natural 950/1000 |
| Hinata: {Relationship} has disappeared. |
| Sakura: {Relationship} is under natural. The relationship level has fallen to {hated} The ring has been returned to your space inventory thingy. |
| What did I miss ? |
| Yeah. Why is this a bad time. |
| Yeah. So? |
| Sorry, I was somewhere that was like hell, but much worse. |
| What the shit?! How did you figure it out so soon. |
| I don''t wanna talk about It anymore. So what did I miss. |
| Liar! |
| Just bored... |
| Oh wow! I never would have thought that even you would do something like this. What the hell happened to you in the last three days. |
| Kiba is so done for. |
| Oh shit! |
| Because of her small crush on you |
| Classic. *clap* *clap* *clap* |
| You gonna add her to the harem. |
| It''s a part of my system, it can''t be bought with money! |
| ... |
| *ring* *ring* *ring* yes police. I would like to report about a possible pedophile. |
| Happy birthday. Now you''re finally 13, again. |
| No problem man. Here''s my present to you. |
| The rod will help you get rid of the natural energy inside Kat, when you teach her tomorrow to control natural plant energy. The other is a book that will teach Sakura how to use healing Jutsus. You can''t teach her healing Jutsus since you have a Kekkai Genkai for it. So this book will help her a lot. She might become even stronger and better than in the anime. I know that you didn''t want anything for your birthday, so I gave you something that will make your future much easier. |
| Hehehe! Well gotta go, catch you later. |
| Let''s not forget about the red stain on her bed. |
| Ahahahahaha oh that¡¯s funny. |
| Oh I''m crying. You should know better that this show is not ''that type'' |
| Nothing. *whistle* |
| Why not, it¡¯s a great way to start the day. |
| What about jimmy neutron and the fairly odd parents. |
| Uh¡ I think that only applies to brothers, not sisters? |
| I can take a picture of her when she bathes, and I''ll share them with you. Hehehehehe. |
| You stole that quote from ¡®taken¡¯ |
| Yes sir! |
| Harem! harem! harem! harem! harem! harem! harem! o(*¨R¡õ¨Q)o |
| Yay! I said this once, and I¡¯ll say it again. BEST MC EVER!!! ?(?¥î??) |
| Not even close. (¡£-¦Ø-)? |
| Sup. |
| What is it? |
| About¡ 9 seconds. |
| Kinda like a CPU in a video game. |
| This feels more natural, don¡¯t you agree? (£þ¥Ø£þ) |
| Or maybe she¡¯s just lonely, and is looking for someone to hug on night, and to do naughty things in bed hehehehehe ?(? ???¦Ø??? ?)? |
| I was referring to me! o(-`§Õ¡ä- ?) |
| Aw! And here I was hoping for a three way. (¨p ¨° ? ¨®) |
| Pretty much. ?( ?¡ã ?? ?¡ã )? |
| What else am I good for¡ (-_-) |
| Honestly¡ I don''t know either¡ |
| That was¡ the worst motivational speech I have ever heard in my life¡ |
| You have to fight that thing outside of the seal. |
| It¡¯s stronger than you think, and it could even kill all of you if you let it inside the seal. Your best chance is to fight it once and for all. |
| Yes I do, but I can¡¯t let you use it. |
| That thing out there, is only a copy of the original. Remember back at the land of waves, it duplicated itself when it stole Samehada¡¯s abilities. And the thing I have to kill it, is only enough for one time. It would be best if it was used it on the real body. |
| It¡¯s best that you don¡¯t think about it. But for now, kill that thing before it¡¯s too late. |
| About as much chance as you getting laid in the next twenty minutes. |
| ... |
| What! Oh sorry, I dunno either. Maybe it''s just gibberish. |
| It''s getting stronger. That''s why it''s legs are working now. |
| Look at your hand. |
| You don''t need to worry about that. A duplicate doesn''t have that ability, only the real one has that ability. |
| It''s adapting. You used your time Kekkei Genkai so many times, that it''s beginning to understand how to move through time. |
| That was your fault. |
| It didn''t have super-regeneration when you fought it, or you would have never caused such a wound on its chest. |
| After repeatedly stabbing it multiple times, its body started adapting a way to regenerate its wounds faster than before. |
| And it''s not your fault entirely, you got tricked by it. |
| When it first received your slash, he could tell that his own body was starting to get stronger. You didn''t hit him, he let you hit him, so that it could gain that ability. If it wasn''t because you were doing it a favour, then it wouldn''t have hold back on you, and you would have died when you attacked it the second time. |
| Hmmmmm¡.. I don¡¯t know either. Let¡¯s check it out. |
| Then do you have a better idea. |
| It¡¯s funny how you almost died, and yet this is the first thing you think off¡ are you sure you aren¡¯t bipolar? |
| Okay, but how? You already learned natural energy, and all of your Kekkei Genkais are already maxed out. Even if you manage to strengthen your time ability, it will take years to do it, just to raise its strength a little. And I don''t think that the aliens are willing to wait for you so that you can get stronger. |
| Huh? |
| Even if you and Naruto, and the others were to gang up in the grey alien, you will still lose. Unless if you are a freak like Isabella, then that''s different. |
| How? |
| Not a bad idea, but do you have another plan to get stronger. |
| You were lucky enough to understand peace, how are you gonna learn the other elements as well? |
| ¡ I gave my system powers to an idiot. |
| Sad, but true ( ;©V_©V) |
| What about the time you got her wet during your training. |
| ¡Shameless bastard. |
| Bitch! |
| Ohhohoho! I see what you did there. You win this round. Only because you just suffered a crushing defeat. |
| You can just add a truth seal to this man, can''t you? |
| Did you just¡?! Nah. It couldn¡¯t be. |
| Nothing important! |
| Ooooohhhhhh! Adventure time !?(????? ?) |
| Well¡ I can give you another mission with the same rewards. (¡£-¦Ø-)? |
| Kill Sasori mission: failed. New Mission. Add your second harem member. Rewards: Blood puppet |
| I¡¯m a g, what do you think? ¨q( ???)? |
| No it¡¯s not. You have to be stupid if you never thought of owning a harem. This theory has been proven by blue screen. *Copyrighted* (*£Þ-¡®) ÄË |
| What ya need? (¨s???)¨s |
| I am afraid I can¡¯t tell you that. (©V¦Å©V) |
| Let¡¯s just say, that you won¡¯t understand even if I told you. (*¡ä©``) |
| I will, just not today. £¨??x ??£© |
| *Whistle* (?¡ä3£à?) |
| Aye! (?????)?¡± |
| Then they will be destroyed forever. Why do you ask? ¡Æ(???¡¨) |
| CHRIS! o(-`§Õ¡ä- ?) |
| DON¡¯T YOU DARE!!! ©»(£àÃó¡ä)©¿ |
| DON¡¯T YOU FUCKING DARE!!! (¨p ¨° ? ¨®) |
| YOU GODDAMN PROTESTA- |
| What? Did you already destroy other people''s dreams, that you want to destroy more of mine? |
| Just take the damn blood puppet before you destroy more of my dreams. Blood puppet required. |
| Eh, it''s okay, I''m over it. Besides, I can make that amount in no time. |
| Didn''t I tell you? I am the original creator of those rings. |
| Not really. I can make about a few hundred thousand in a day. No biggie. |
| It means that I''m gonna have to give you more rings. And everytime I lose rings, it gets harder to reach my goal in life. |
| To have a harem of 100 million beautiful girls. |
| I have 99.7 million, and 0 harem members¡ |
| Because a single one of those brings me closer to my goal, and I have to give out 50% of my rings to a buyer who sells them at the system world. |
| Ah forget it. |
| If I did give you all of my rings, then you might have destroyed them for Luna. And I cannot see that happen. |
| Well yeah, but getting Cyo and shards are very important to me as well. |
| That''s another story for another time. Those rings might be precious in your world, but they''re actually pretty common where I come from. |
| Just a place where a bunch of system users exist. We call it the system world |
| Nope. |
| It''s a long story. So stop asking questions and get on with the blood puppet. |
| Nope! You don''t need rings to have a harem. |
| You heartbreaker. |
| That¡ sounded creepy in more ways than one. |
| Oh my god! WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAMERA! THIS IS A GOLDMINE! (((o(*?¨Œ?*)o))) |
| After what you did with the last 4, HELL NO!! o(-`§Õ¡ä- ?) |
| Did you seriously just say that?! |
| Can''t you just copy the seal on Anko¡¯s neck, and then you will have your own loli?! |
| But isn''t it easier for her if you would just copy it- |
| But- |
| Ah whatever! Have it your way. |
| (£Þ??£Þ) now I can die at peace. |
| Lol. What a troll. (?¨R?¨Q)? |
| But he did revive them in the end. |
| Guess that''s true. |
| I don''t really care. And besides, I was kinda expecting you to tell them the truth since day 1. |
| I have never said that. You must have thought that because you have read so many light novels, that you thought I said something like that. |
| I don''t think so. It''s been like what 6 months since you started living here. |
| Doesn''t matter. You can tell Itachi of my existence, and everybody else if you like. Just be careful who you chose to reveal your secrets. |
| Awww. So sweet of him. |
| I know what you''re gonna ask me, but I can''t tell you. |
| There will be a time when I will, but today is not the time. |
| Oh god man! How the hell did you find this place!!! |
| Do you know where you are? |
| You''re in the one piece world. |
| I don''t know. But this place is certainly not any part of the one piece scene that I''m familiar with. |
| The city is called Gigantia. |
| Really far from home, is all I can say. You''re in a different planet, that is not known to the people in your original home planet. You are literally trillions of light years away from your real home. |
| You''re back home, this is your original home planet. And you are also back on March 27, A.K.A. your birthday. |
| This area¡ I don''t know how to explain it, but this place is connected to the elemental nations. |
| The yellow crack that you touched teleported you to this place, because this place is the hidden place of this world. Some planets rarely have this kind of secret places. |
| I don''t know exactly why you teleported to those specific locations, but I would just call it a work of faith. |
| You can find another yellow crack, which we call it multiversal crack, and you can find yourself home. Don''t worry about teleporting to another place that isn''t Konoha, leave that to me. |
| Welcome to God¡¯s realm. This is the name of the place. |
| Just curious, but are you gonna destroy the Solkvore kingdom? |
| Burn those fuckers to the¡ wait what?! |
| I did actually. Knowing you, you would have probably tortured them slowly only to feed them to Planty in the end. |
| Let me see. You killed Koharu after she tried to give Naruto a stomach ache, you made Hinata beat up her dad in front of a huge crowd, you fed those Kumo people to Planty when they kidnapped Hanabi, you sent Kiba to prison after he tried to hit on Luna. What part of you isn''t dark? |
| Of course you were¡ NOT! |
| It has been now confirmed, that you are indeed bipolar. |
| What do you mean? |
| Hmm¡ and then after you''re done, what happens next. |
| Aha! Let there be carnage! ¡ü_(¦µw¦µ)¦· |
| Please kill them. Seriously, they won''t be missed. |
| That¡¯s exactly what I thought as well. |
| YES HAHAHAHA!!! (??????)? ! |
| I have finally done it Chris! I HAVE 100 MILLION HAREM RINGS!!! MY LIFE¡¯S WORK IS NOW COMPLETE!!! |
| What? Oh¡ I see. Never mind, forget I said anything. (©V¦Å©V) |
| Life can be cruel. |
| Like you''re one to talk. (£þ¥Ø£þ) |
| *type* *type* *type* |
| Can''t you see?! This is an original scene! (??????)? |
| In light novels, it is always the father who opposes the MC when he wants to be in a relationship with his daughter. But I have never seen the aunt oppose the MC. |
| I''m telling you Chris, this is gold! |
| Maybe, but I am gonna add this to my light novel. |
| Yeah! |
| It''s about a certain somebody called Chris Walker, who is transported to the Naruto world by a very awesome, and funny blue screen. Honestly, the story would do so much better with a harem, but I don''t know how to do one? |
| ... |
| You want me to sugar coat it, or the truth? |
| It''s terrible. |
| It''s not bad, just the beginning. But it gets better later in the story. |
| It''s okay. Just needs a little bit more love, and BLOOD AND SWEET SWEET REVENGE!!! and a pinch of harem. |
| Well bye, and good luck with your plan to stop the Solkvore kingdom. |
| Somebody give this awesome Aunt a chapter dedicated to only herself. |
| Please do me a favour. |
| SLAP THOSE SOLKVORE ASSHOLES WITH MONEY!!! |
| Haha! I am indeed a genius, after all, I am a blue screen. |
| Aren''t you forgetting Lee, Guy, Anko, Ino? |
| Karma¡¯s a bitch, isn''t it. |
| It''s true what they say. ¡°Hoes before bros¡± |
| As if you can laugh. How many times have you been friendzoned in your whole life. |
| 67. |
| That is how many times you have been friendzoned before. |
| I''m a blue screen, which makes me omniscient for some reason¡ well, only about your past life. In short, I know everything that there was about your past life. |
| Meh! |
| What about Ino? |
| Aw come on, please save her. |
| Please |
| Please. |
| Please. |
| Please. |
| Yey. |
| I am not just an Ino fan, I am a fan of everybody. It¡¯s like that one song says, ¡®gotta catch ¡®em all.¡¯ |
| I hate you. |
| Any sane man would definitely want her in his harem, but you had just to stick with Luna. WHEN ARE ARE GONNA STOP BEING A GODDAMN PUSSY, AND GET HER IN THE HAREM!!! |
| I don¡¯t wanna hear it, humph! |
| And the prize to the greatest aunt goes to, Hina Hyuuga. And the other prize for the father of the century award goes to, Hiashi Hyuuga. |
| Heheh. No reason. Just ignore me. |
| I might be a cheap bastard, but you¡¯re a heartbreaker. YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD! |
| Yes officer! This chapter right here! |
| I know what you''re gonna say, and yes, he was the original system user before you. |
| I cannot explain to you, because it''s very complicated to say. There will be a time and a place to answer your question, but now isn''t the time, nor the place. |
| Cannot answer that either. |
| I can only tell you a few things. I took away his powers, and its related related to the alien that you fought before. |
| I might have lied to you on that story. Technically yes, it was my fault that my friend is like that, but it also involves Fan. |
| I cannot answer that either. |
| Okay yes, there weren''t several others before you, you are the second system user to own my powers. Fan was the first. |
| What? |
| Stronger than even Kaguya herself, maybe even a hundred Kaguya¡¯s weren''t even a match for Fan. It was mostly due to his rinnegan powers that he was that powerful |
| Yes. |
| Please explain it more clearly. |
| Correct |
| Yup. |
| Correct. Only that I didn''t teleport Fan with a time machine, but your logic is still technically correct. |
| Yes, you''re very correct. Any more questions? |
| No, they are not a cause of Fan¡¯s influence in this world, it is due to my own actions that they are here. |
| That is hard to explain. But just know this, that the reason why you, Kat, and Luna are here, is also the reason why you didn''t inherit Fan¡¯s sharingan Kekkei Genkai. |
| No. It is confusing at first, but it will all be explained soon. |
| Sooner than I thought I would. |
| Yes. |
| You won''t understand even if I told you right now. You will have to wait. |
| Until the time is right. |
| Let''s just move on. |
| Fair enough. |
| Okay, I just wanna say a few things to you. PUSSY ASS-BITCH. JUST DO IT GODDAMMIT!!! Second, who gives an actual fuck if you go against the Naruhina fanbase. Third. Have you forgotten that Hinata has some feelings for you? Did you forget back at the land of birds, where you saw just how close your relationship of between the two of you. (Chapter 48) And fourth. You literally just said that you had some feelings for Hinata, you even said it to Luna in front of her face. (Chapter 38) GOD! I think I speak for everyone when I say you''re pissing all of us |
| Newsflash, you might be in the Naruto world, but Naruto isn''t the MC anymore, you are. Just make your own choices from now on, and stop worrying about what everyone is thinking. |
| Same here. |
| Hey! You''re not dead. Good for you. (??????)? |
| I am not quite sure what you mean? |
| Uh¡ ahem. First, your ¡®space inventory thingy¡¯ was never a part of your powers, it was actually my own system that lets you carry stuff with you. I am surprised you didn''t realize it until now. |
| Sure, sure. |
| Heheheh. Secret. |
| Ah just kidding, I''m gonna tell you. I am on my quest to get my harem! |
| Since I have a shit ton of harem rings, I gotta make use with them. And what''s a man without his harem. |
| Anyways¡ that is what I was doing, I was getting a harem. |
| No¡ not a single girl wants to be in my harem. |
| Do you mind if I take TenTen with me? |
| ... she''s not even in your harem, so why are you so protective of her? |
| Fine. |
| YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES YES! YES! THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN IN WAITING FOR!!! PRAISE THE AUTHOR!!!!! ?(?¦Å? )? |
| FOR SO LONG I HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHETHER YOU WERE GONNA HAVE A HAREM OR NOT. I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. BEST MC EVER!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! |
| Yes, but only the skills that aren''t based on chakra. For example, your mind reading ability, dancing, cooking. You get the point. |
| HEY!!! Incest is wincest. And you and Hinata aren¡¯t even blood related, so it¡¯s all good. ?(?¦Å? )? |
| That¡ is a bonus. But incest or not, just persue her already goddamn it! ©c(#?§¥?)? |
| .., |
| Are you sure you want her in your harem? |
| You do know that too much laughter can kill her? |
| When the hell did you turn so dark¡ Actually never mind, forget I said that last part. |
| You should learn it. It might be a big risk to use this technique, but it is a bigger risk not facing your enemy without your full power. After learning this powerful technique, your chances of survival will without a doubt increase.)) |
| Yes. But it is useless to you. |
| Do you honestly think that the mother alien will let you even touch her? You''re lucky to be alive after facing her. Don''t push your luck. |