《blood boil》


 chapter 1 well dam it

    Have you ever had one of those days where you wake up and don¡¯t have a fucking clue where you are while your head feels like its in a vice grip if yes you no where I¡¯m coming from if not you really need to get out more.


    So anyway yeah I literally just woke up and the light burns which in away should be normal after doing 12 pubs and getting so drunk I blacked out but no I woke up too two giant adult standing over me well I dun fucked up haven¡¯t I .


    Flashback


    Hay guys watch this I bet I can fly, Darren yaw fucking twat you cant fly off a 5 story building, Sam they also said you can never teach a lamer to drive yolo bitches.


    The end


    Ok then I think I really don¡¯t want to remember how I died that¡¯s super embarrassing so yeah got drunk and thought I could fly hay I know I was drinking red bull with my J?germeister but should have known I didn¡¯t get wings well I done goofed.Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site.


    So yeah looks like I may have been reborn yay me I¡¯m a smelly child all over again great puberty¡¯s goner be such a bitch wope de fucking doo so much fun


    1-year time skip


    So guess what is probably just made life oh so much more fucking boring yeah can you guess no well here¡¯s what¡¯s happened I¡¯m reborn not in an anime not in some fancy different dimension oh no I¡¯m in plane old boring earth yay so I literally have nothing fun to look forward to hay its not even the same year it fucking 2012 which fucking sucks so yeah I have so far been getting my motor skills up to scratch so I can move at least I shit you not trying to lift your body parts as a baby is fucking hard I think I cried like a little bitch the first few mont¡­ never mind you heard nothing so yeah I¡¯m finally got movement down still cant walk properly yet also working on talking at the moment and now just trying to work on speaking yeah guess what I was reborn in Russia yeah leaning Russian is hard man the words are completely unlike English man I need to work harder with this second chance and all.