《Lazy Dungeon Master》 Chapter 1 I Dont Want to Work! I dont want to work. When I got summoned into a different world, rather, after Kami-sama heard my only condition, he answered me, Masuda Keima. Umm, what did you want? A life that I wouldnt need to do anything would be good Even if youre reincarnated as a tree? Ah~, that would be great~ Kami-sama sighed with an amazed face. Thats why did I listen to your condition will you hear me out? Eh? What is it? Though I think his story was about the cirction of mana and something about monsters, I wasnt really listening. In your original world, could you have researched something like a golem? With that, doesnt it fill you with motivation? Eh? Hahaha, not really. Though there are some students nowadays like that~ Making a maid robot to live my days infort, that was my dream. Though if I told Kami-sama about such a dream, hed find out Im a useless member of society. By the way, I did mess around with studying something like a thirty centimeter ready-made robot kit that could move at school. Make it myself? Too much trouble Okay, theres no time left so though it was special, Ill ask the next person. Eeeh~ Well, Ill just make you able to understandnguages. Oh, be sure to do your best since you have my blessing. But I dont want to do anything Though there is magic in the world youll be reincarnating into, I dont believe civilization has developed to the point where you wont have to work. Besides, if you are summoned purposely to do something, it might be just what you want. I want to go back inside Well, do your best. My vision was surrounded by bright light. Like that, I was summoned to another world. * A-alright! The summon was sessful! Eh, wait, h-human!? Why!? Though I dont know by what fundamentalw, I appeared in a room whose walls were shining faintly in white. Before my eyes was something called a loli wearing a white dress, a cute girl that lolicons would covet. Though since I prefer ones more grown up, sorry. As for my foot fetish though, with her wearing knee socks its not bad. Why such a small fry despite putting in all of the DP Can I sleep? Eh Can I go to sleep? Oh, is there a futon? Wha-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!? This guy. Even though I said I was sleepy shes still yapping noisily. Ugugu, what, this toy monster is talking and not listening! Oh, a human huh. I wonder if thats why its talking? Oi, what are you youre giving me a headache, keep your voice down. Ah, o-okay Wait, whats with you! I am the summoner, you should obediently listen to what I say. Oi little girl wheres your papa and mama? Id like to go home. Whos a little girl! Y-youre a monster summoned by the dungeon core! Im going to work you until you die! Dungeon core monster yup, I dont get it. I was summoned, so am I not a hero? Hey, quickly get up to leave and ughter the bandits! Since I even invested 1000 DP, arent you actually pretty strong!? She suddenly started talking about something dangerous, oi. gqDZ18fg I see, Ill listen to you for a bit, so speak. Whats a dungeon core, a monster, and DP? As for being summoned I get that. Oh, what, maybe youre smart since you can talk? I am a mage or well, its fine. This is my dungeon. A little girl is the dungeon master? Aaah, so you know about dungeon masters. But there isnt a dungeon master in my dungeon. Ah, but I guess I wonder if Id call myself the dungeon master? Of course I dont know what in the world dungeon masters are, but I imagine theyre something like the ones in fantasy games from my memories. But, the dungeon core in other words, the heart of the dungeon. This little girl is? Rather, even though you said humans are small fries, arent you a human? Im not, just my appearance is like a humans wait, whats with that you!? Call me master! Ah,e to think of it I havent heard your name. So, what is it? Mine? Its Dungeon Core No. 695. A number? Talk about cutting corners well, if theres a 695 that means theres at least 694 others. If thats it, naming would be one of those things that get skimped on. Got it, Rokuko. Huh? What? Well, since its hard to say Dungeon Core No. such and such, I decided your name is Rokuko. Your full name is Dungeon Core Rokuko. Ah, Im Masuda Keima. I turned Dungeon Core No. 695 into Rokuko, whats this girl saying while staring at me? Huh? Mahsewtah Kehma? Is that an alias? Rather, what are you saying on your ownC [Naming received, Master acknowledged.] Eh? Though I didnt understand what was going on, thats how I became a dungeon master. Chapter 2 Death by Working!? Menu! Wait!? Not now! Cancel! Undo! Opening a semitransparent window in the air, the blonde-haired loli Rokuko yells at it, but there doesnt seem to be any particr response. Ah, shes already annoying to my ears. This is why kids are Oi, quiet down a bit since youre being noisy. Rather, shut up. W-what, ordering C Silence. Yeah, I see, Im the dungeon master. And what the master says is absolute huh. Fufufu. Though I didnt n for it, perhaps the elegant life of [Not having to work] has fallen upon me? Right, I dont especially have to work. Ill let this blonde loli girl do the work and Ill spend my life sleeping freely away from worldly cares! Yeah, although it was incredible to imagine it was a waste. All the same, its like this little girl said. Thinking withmon sense Fully enjoying life by sleeping as much as I want is what I desire from the bottom of my heart, but I feel that depending on a woman that wasnt my senior and was the same age as me at most is its dubious if her age is even two digits, this girl. Leeets see, menu? Oh, it seriously came out. Leeets see, whatre these A semitransparent window came out in response to my words okay, its a menu window. Ordering it like this is easy to understand. It was divided into three things. Labyrinth Subordinates DP It was in a polite speech no, could I just understand the words like that thanks to God? Its probably like that. ! ! Oh, Rokuko is ring at me with a somewhat amazing re. Hahah, even if a little girl res at me, its just too cute! I pat her head. Oh, shes even more angry now. She shouted something silently. If you have something to say, speak. Trash! Stupid! I-I finally have my voice back, you idiot! What did you do! Yeah, Rokuko is an idiot, you idiot. Apparently Im your master, in other words it looks Im the dungeon master now. Cancel it! Why? I-I-Im the greatest! So! Obey me! The blonde-haired little girl looked this way with teary eyes while her face became deep red in anger this is bing a problem. I get it, shes an idiot. Whos an idiot! Oops, I said that out loud. But thinking about it why did you summon me? Thats to make you a dungeon monster. In other words, if I obey you Ill have to fight as a dungeon monster, and die if I fail. Rather, I would probably die without failing too. Though I like to sleep, Id like to avoid entering an eternal sleep at my age. W-well thats how it is for dungeon monsters and moreover you are weak Calling me Keima is fine. Nn, understood Kehma gu, I cant oppose! For now, Ill check out the dungeon. Looking for a bed would be good. I chose [Labyrinth] from the menu. Though I moved it like a touch panel, I guess it works with voice recognition too. Well, the state of the dungeon disyed before me, and I froze. Oi, why is there nothing but one entrance, passage, and room? The n was to get a monster first! I heard that was the strongest way. O-oh, inside this dungeon is are bandits different from monsters? Ah, those are intruders! Thats right, even if I looked at the dungeon map there was an indicator for something enemy-ish on it. Where is this ce! Arent we in the dungeon!? This is the master room inside the dungeon core. Well, a different dimension? Kind of? Well in other words, inside Rokuko? Ah, yeah. I feel its inside my main body wait, whats with that, that obscene expression pervert. Rokukos cheeks blushed slightly while she looked at me with disgusted eyes. Thats a terrible false usation. I want to demand an apology andpensation. But Ill confirm the important thing first. From what I see, the dungeon core in the room where the bandits are gathering? Even if I looked, thats how it is. Why? Eh, the dungeon core is ineffective if it isnt installed in the dungeon you know? Thatsmon sense. I have a headache. When the dungeon core isnt set up in the dungeon, its ineffective. The dungeon only has one room. Therefore, the dungeon core is installed in that room. And there are about eight bandits inside the dungeon cores room. Well? Isnt this checkmate? Am I starting second right off the bat? Thats why I used thest of the DP to summon a monster and kick out the bandits. Then Kehma appeared. A weakling appearing was a mistake, but it cant be returned now Yeah, so though I want to go back to my original world its useless? Impossible. No, since you were summoned its not absolutely unreasonable, but the DP is probably overwhelmingly insufficient? DP stands for dungeon points, [Its possible!] is what I was told. Well then its good for now. Though Im the dungeon master, what happens if the dungeon core is destroyed? Well, youll die you know? Since the master and core are two as one, youll be in the same boat. Dying would be bad Its alright, since if the master dies the core will be fine. Then isnt that two as one thing just a one way road!? Ah, yeah, though well its okay, I wont die yet. Yeah. How!? These bandits, though its been ten days since they made this cave their base, they havente to destroy the dungeon core. Eh? By the way, the dungeon core is about the size of a basketball. The walls and floor of this room also appear to be glowing. Furthermore the dungeon in contrast wasnt lit well, that is to say its rare it wasnt found. Or perhaps I should say its amazing it was put like that to stand out. So, its alright. Besides, though the current intruders arent giving much DP, some ising in. Will it really be okay? No, it probably wont be okay. Since she tried to summon a monster by using DP. Got it. By the way, how does DP increase? Well Gathering it all up, 1. Natural recovery from thend (This is the basic 10 DP per day) 2. Maintaining the state of an intruder in the dungeon (Depends on the strength of intruder) 3. Killing an intruder (Depends on the strength of the intruder) 4. Offering a corpse (Depends on the original strength of the corpse) 5. Offering treasure (Depends on the treasure) Thats how it is. By the way, it seems to take 20 DP to summon a goblin. If it was like normal you could summon one every other day, but with the eight bandits lodging in the dungeon for the past ten days, that was apparently +80 DP more per day. Well, with the 900 DP gained during these ten days that the bandits have controlled the cave and putting it together with the other 100 DP, bing 1000 DP, she yed monster gachapon. I see, if it cost fifty times more than a goblin she thought it would be stronger than fifty goblins huh. But you can lose in gachapon. Or maybe you could call me the grand prize? Well, even though she called it gachapon it was probably just the automatic trantion I have mixed feelings about this. Rare. Additionally, there are several ranks of gachapon: 100, 1000, 10000 it goes up by a factor of ten each time, with no upper limit. The 1000 DP gachapon that I came from was second from the bottom. Rumors say goblins cane from 10000 DP gachapon and a dragon from 1000 DP. The probability increase with the price, a basic luck game huh? Why not a dragon! No, it wouldnt be off even if a goblin appeared, arent you just aiming too high? This blonde-haired lolis ego was next level stuff. Not even Im the center of the world you know? Something so convenient doesnt actually happen. Though I just want to sleep, I was summoned into another world to work. Well, the remaining DP is 9? Just when shed reached 1000 DP she pulled the lever. Now were t-out broke. Looking at the catalog from the DP on the menu, I cant even summon a goblin with 9 DP. Dragons? Even the weakest version starts at 100000 DP, madam. Haha, someone that thought they could get one with 1000 DP is just too much of an idiot. Looking at the everyday items page, there were a few that could appear with 9 DP. Alright, Ive decided. What is it, Kehma? Using up 5 DP, I summoned a [Buckwheat Pillow]. Im going to sleep. Eh, wai-!? While I sleep, please be quiet. Good night. Yeah, this is very convenient. Next thing I summon will be a [Futon]. 10000 DP for a [Heavenly Pillow] and 100000 DP for a [Top Quality Futon]. While Iid down closing my eyes, the yapping voice slowly faded out. Chapter 3 Figuring out the Situation Fuwaah, that was a good sleep is hard to say. Ugh, my body hurts. When I woke up and stood, my shoulders popped loudly. Though the floor wasnt cold and was slightly warm, it was hard and dimly emitted light. Not a good ce to sleep in. Gu, f-finally you woke up Kehma! Oh Rokuko, how long was I asleep? You dont know!? Six hours! Aah I can talk again. Though I dont know if time flows the same, but it seems that I slept for six hours for now. The 4 DP that I saw before falling asleep became 34 DP. Whats the timetable for the bandits DP? I should probably give up on calcting the exact ie based on their strength. What time is it outside? Seven in the morning! By the way, one day is twenty-four hours! Wait, why am I answering you! I see, thanks. Say nya at the end of your sentences. Stop joking nya! One day is twenty-four hours. By the way, it seems that one year is twelve months, three hundred sixty-five days in total. Its good that its the same so its easy to remember. Though I checked to make sure, I heard that what I can order the body to do on its own depends on my level. Despite this being another world, since little girl does whatever I say if I were a lolicon there would be R-18 developments about right now. I canceled the order for her to add stuff to the end of her sentences and for now reviewed the current situation once again. Whats the state of the bandits? They got up and left a bit ago. One person is staying here right now. Hmmm Well then, Ill just summon a goblin then. Summon! 20 DP Goblin! Huh? A glowing magic formation appeared on the floor. The magic formations light grew stronger and the moment it shed a small person with an ugly green face appeared. I wonder if it felt like this when I was summoned? Probably. Alright! Its not alright! Adah!? I hit Rokukos head with a thump. W-what was that for! The endurance value doesnt lower! Ill break! What are you using DP for on your own, idiot! Hah? Whats wrong with me using my DP? Ah, so this person is an idiot. Its not your DP anymore, its my DP. If you want to use it you need my permission, if you dont want to die that is. W-what, is that a threat!? If I die, Kehma also dies! Thats right, if the dungeon core is destroyed I die as well. Thats why I said to not do things at your own convenience! Ugu th-then, what now? For now, teach me about the area around here And can this goblin be returned? It cant. Well, itll give 2 DP if its killed in the dungeon though. One tenth huh I got it, lets keep it for now. First of all, I decided to give the goblin the order to wait in the corner of the room for now. Rather, this room is pretty big. Couldnt it fit something about the size of a gymnasium in it? No, if you consider that you can summon a dragon isnt that much natural? Well, lets see, first of all this ce is called the [Tsuia Mountain] Incidentally, this dungeon is called the [Ordinary Cave]! Adventurers said so. Is this ce even considered a dungeon. Oi. Thinking about it, this seems to be the dungeon for a name like that. Its misleading. Well, apart with the room lines with bricks, it does look like an ordinary cave You said something about adventurers? It seems the humans made something called an adventurer guild. Though I dont know how theyre different from knights, I dont know. There appeared to be knights as well. As for the difference, isnt it just between being an individual and being part of a peace keeping group? If Rokuko only knows that general of information from hearing about it, dont I know more about it? Are there human towns nearby? If theres a map show it to me. You can see it on the menu. I looked at the menu to check. It seems that there is a nearby road going down the mountain. Perhaps the bandits aim is that? When I fiddled with the scaling, topography information for the mountain appeared However, at most I was able to understand the surroundings of the mountain. Theres a slightlyrge town nearby the Tsuia Mountain, and some distance beyond the mountain a sea. Ah, so it seems in addition to the town theres a few viges sprinkled about. By the way, this map felt veryckadaisical. No, more precisely I wished it provided distances. Well, its fine. It seems to be a map of the nearby area. Hey~, not going to kill the bandits? Itll be a ton of DP if you kill them you know? I feel that if you do it now, lets see~, wouldnt 200 DPe in? That would be approximately like them staying twenty four hours for ten days, Im told. No, I still cant handle the bandits yet. Why? If its just one bandit about ten goblins should be fine? To gain 200 DP Id have to invest 200 DP huh in the first ce arent you doubting thats enough DP? I mean, goblins look weak. Ten for a single bandit? Ill store up DP for a while. It would be a waste, there are better uses for it. Right now it would be better to not move clumsily and provoke them Clumsily sending out goblins, wouldnt they say [A goblin came out, lets destroy the dungeon core!] ? ! I didnt think of that, Kehma is smart! Rokuko is just stupid. So long as you understand what I say, its fine. O-okay. Got it. Now then, with this she wont do anything on her own. Since I ordered her. Lets see, next is thebyrinth? Making a room is though it depends on the size, if its a small rock-faced room its 200 DP huh. Passages depend on the length, and traps are separate? Yes! Its better to summon monsters than to make rooms. Thats why I didnt do it. You can also obtain and ce treasures with DP huh ah, thats why the pillow was in the treasure category. Thats right, but is there any reason to ce them? I would rather summon a monster to beat away intruders than use DP for something like tha- wait, whats with those eyes? Theyre unpleasant. Oops, I gave this person making an idiot of herself a disapproving gaze. Yeah, well speaking of dungeons, rather than monsters youd picture the image of traps and treasures. Is that so? The other cores didnt say anything like that you know? Now that you mention it, Rokuko said she was Dungeon Core No. 695. Are there 694 others? I think the number decreased from lots of them dying from their cores being destroyed the dungeon core is our heart. Its amazingly risky to leave your heart in nothing but a single room dungeon. After all, the other cores said the amount of rooms didnt matter! Fufun, the blonde-haired loli boastfully threw out her chest that she didnt have. That t chest maybe I should pat it? Youre able to contact other cores? Well, theres a gathering. Though I wasnt able to be there this time because of the intruders were called together once a year well, its like a party. A ce to gather valuable info. Heeh, so because of that you heard those things? Yeah, Dungeon Core No. 89 Nee-sama said them. Since 89th Nee-sama is an amazing person with a dungeon in the middle of the imperial capital despite being a humanoid like me! Her number is two digits, her DP ranking is in the top ten, and always cares for me. Isnt she just cheating this girl? Come to think of it, 89th Ane-sama got a dragon from 1000 DP gachapon. That so~. Rather, Im more interested in her being in the imperial capital or ranking though. For now we need deal with our current crisis somehow though. Thats right. We cant do Guuu, a sound rang out. Now that I think about it, I havent eaten anything since yesterday. Duck, or rice do you have food? Eh? Ah, I see. Monsters eat huh~. I forgot since I dont need to eat to live. By the way, it seems that whenever a monster came she would always use all the DP shed stocked up to summon goblins. Once or twice a month, adventurers woulde to exterminate the goblins, mincing up their corpses and heading back. And I seem to be treated the same as a monster. How rude. I used 5 DP to summon bread and water, dividing it a bit with the goblin that was behaving itself in the corner of the room, then ate peacefully. Chapter 4 Lets Deal With the Bandits Somehow Two days passed since I was summoned. Somehow or another my DP is even 179, no, its 180 now. I could summon nine goblins. By the way, I know the reason why the dungeon core wasnt destroyed. They used it as a hot water bottle. The dungeon core shined faintly and was slightly warm. The bandits boss made the dungeon core room his bed, I understood when he put his feet up on the dungeon core and fell asleep. As expected, when I wanted to see how things were going outside, I pulled up the app and saw the dirty soles of his feet on the wall. He kicked dungeon core-san in the heart. W-well? Even I can earn DP if its these guys? Its a win-win you know? Fufun. Knowing that her heart was being rolled around by some smelly feet, the blonde-haired loli dungeon core was almost in tears. I saw something adorable. Now then, is there anything to do Summon something! Summon goblins for a ughter!? Ah, a 150 DP lizardman would be good! That guy would never forgive that boss, hell stab him over and over! Idiot. Someone like that would just be stabbed instead. Seems that she was humiliated by her heart being treated like a heater after all. There are eight enemies, our war potential is overwhelmingly insufficient. If you didnt summon a goblin to begin with, we would have saved a bit more on food expenses. Hmph, I didnt know about that guys maintenance costs wait, didnt you also use some of the DP to summon a [Futon]!? And another thing, it seems you can see anywhere inside the dungeon from the dungeon core. It was a function of the menu. By the way, Rokuko didnt know that. That makes sense, since it wasnt a needed feature if you only had a single room. But, what do we do? Ah, what hey, what about letters? Can Rokuko write? Can the bandits read? If thats it Yea, I can write. I wonder if the bandits cant read? They seemed to read a book of their spoils, so if its easy. I see. Then, please write down what I say out loud for a sec. Oka~y. * Booooss! Please wake up! Ngah? When the bandit boss woke up in the cave, there was a box. Was something like this here yesterday? No, there wasnt. I would have noticed it before. Whats this? Howd it get here? I dunno. But Rodriguez was on guard and said no one came in. So what, did this just appear out of thin air? So what now? I checked the box, but it doesnt look like there are traps set on it. When I carefully opened the box, there was a steel helmet in it. This is a good item, and new at that. Hey, isnt this pretty good? Seems like itd sell for a lot. I might even use it. Boss, theres something written on the bottom of the box. Hm? Whats this shit writing? Oi! Braken, you should be able to read these, read em! Yah! Lesseee? Showing the box to his underling to read it, it was read. The content was unexpected. [ICamCtheCdanjunCcor. ThankCyouCforCdefeatingCgoblins. ThisCisCaCgift. IfCtheresCmoreCdone, ICcanCgiveCmore.] Dungeon core? Oi, this is a dungeon? Eh, no, this ce was called an [Ordinary Cave]. Ah, hold up boss! When I was an adventurer I heard this dungeon was named [Ordinary Cave]! Is that true Johnny!? The bandit boss was startled. There was something glittering from the ground, the warmth felt good when he ced his feet on it. Perhaps, was that the dungeon core? He hadnt heard of being able to talk with dungeon cores, but this was a letter from the dungeon core. To say this was someones trick no one came in even with someone standing watch, and theres this steel helmet no one could have prepared. And ording to the letter, the steel helmet seems to be a gift for defeating the goblins. Perhaps it was the goblins near the dungeon core that he kicked out when he came to the cave. For a bandit boss, five goblins were nothing but small fry. To get a steel helmet like this just for beating some small fry Oi oi are you serious? I see my lucks turning around! Stories of dungeons are famous. Theres a dungeon called [White Labyrinth] in the imperial capital. No, the imperial capital was made where the dungeon was already at after all. As for the dungeon, there were monsters, but it was a ce that produced various treasures, like magic armor. And this is a dungeon. However, there havent been any monsters so far. If I had to say anything, there were just the five goblins when we came here. And then theres this treasure. This steel helmet. It seems I pleased this dungeon. The bandit boss grinned. The dungeon produced treasure for the person who pleased it in other words, it was the same as holding infinite riches. [If theres more done, I can give more.] Come to think of it, the goblin corpses had disappeared before they realized it. They thought someones subordinate cleaned it up though So that means, in other words, it was something like that. The box that had contained the steel helmet also disappeared before they realized it. * Whyyyyyyyyyy!! Him-! Why-! Why did we reward someone like that guy-!? The blonde-haired loli was writhing about. [Pen and Ink] was 5 DP, [Wooden Box] was 5 DP, and [High Quality Steel Helm] was 170 DP. And spending the DP I had, were broke at 0 DP now. I used all of the DP to give a [Present] to the bandits boss. Why!? It wouldnt have been very difficult to summon goblins! Then die when they fail? Hahaha, sorry. I dont want to die yet. I want to sleep. T-thats why, youre a, a traitor! Weve gained some time with this for now. Since well massacre them before long, calm down. Eh? Maybe because she was astonished that the word massacre came out of my mouth, but Rokuko exposed a goofy face. Why? You, since youre human, didnt you give a tribute in order to help them? Hah? I just want to be safe in my bed. Even so, why should I leave dangerous guys like bandits alone? Eeh we-well then, shouldnt you be hesitating in taking care of people of the same race? I dont know. I want to sleep. Besides, that doesnt mean Ill take care of them directly Ah, since theres nothing left to do today Im going to sleep. Alright, good night. I took out the futon andid down. W-w-wait up! Please exin a bit more! It cant be helped huh then Ill exin some more. Tomorrow. Good night. D-dont sleeC!? ! As I fell asleep, I heard Rokukos voice fade out. It seems the order from the first day is still effective. Good night. Chapter 5 Lets Make More Rooms Ah, that was a good rest is still hard to say. I want a better futon Morning. You really sleep all day dont you get tired of it? Nope. Well, please exin though I want you to, check out the DP. When I opened the menu to check it out, there was 857 DP. Hmm? Oh, it went up all of a sudden. That was dangerous. You knew? Yeah? Ah, I heard it more or less. What happened? Adventurers attacked. From what I heard, the bandits standing guard seemed to notice adventurers heading towards the dungeon. They ambushed them in the passageway from a blind spot in the room. They then killed the four adventurers. It appears the bandits were uninjured. So then the bandits took off the adventurers gear and took care of the corpses. Then they pushed em against the dungeon core. Even if they didnt do that I would have absorbed them. It seems they understood when I absorbed a corpse they didnt do that to though. I see, so they attacked inside the dungeon huh. Arent the bandits smarter than Rokuko? Whats that supposed to mean!? Of course it means what I said you know? Rokuko, who had been grinning, was now sulking from hearing that. But why? Why did adventurerse that is. You even though you yourself said that adventurerse once or twice a month Oh. Come to think of it, I did say something like that huh? This cave is probably used to train adventurers while fighting against small fry like the goblins or something. Without destroying the dungeon core, and with what they call this ce, its probably used to train rookies. Probably toe and see a real dungeon core. Well, the result of whether rookies coulde to such an [Ordinary Cave] like this and fight eight bandits are as you can see. The bandits, as well as five goblins, couldnt lose against what looks like were six rookies. Since they didnt think theyd lose, they robbed, they killed. Because theyre bandits. Well, with this, the steel helmet and letter from yesterday have had an effect on them. Bandits want money. So long as we act friendly and demonstrate it is in their interest, using items to satisfy their greed for cash cash, theyll cooperate with us. Therefore, in order for the bandits to stay in the cave I showed them the steel helmet and letter then, they would procure adventurer corpses for us to turn into DP. In the case they fought outside of the cave, they probably wouldnt have brought the corpses back to the ce they slept since they dont seem to have the fetish for that. But if they could make corpses disappear without a trace absorbing them into the dungeon core would decrease their chances of being found. They would even get treasure, too. So theyll probably bring them back here. Besides, even if it leaks out to the adventurer guild, theyll realize theres not even anything to gain from removing the bandits from an [Ordinary Cave]. Therefore, with thoughts like [I want to be in this cave] and [I want treasure], even if they call it the [work of bandits], adventurers will definitely be gotten rid of. That they ambushed them inside the cave was a pleasant bonus. Though if you thought about it, the best thing to do would be to run away without fighting but yeah, they dont seem to have thought of that. Its good theyre idiots. Kehma, isnt if fine even if the bandits go away? No, it isnt fine. We cant massacre them if they run away. Then wouldnt the DP I got at great pains be wasted? Being wasteful is no good. I have to wring earnings from them. Though youre a human the same as them you call them DP. Kehma, I respect you a little~. Thanks, then Im going back to sleep. Good night. You just got up and youre already going to bed Are you stupid? I wouldnt be able to go back to sleep if I didnt just wake up. Even though it was my n to kill adventurers, my conscience doest feel anything from it. Well, the bandits did kill them on their own when I was sleeping, and I didnt see the said corpses either. I wonder if Ill wind up directly killing someone here before long? Whatll I think then? Whatever, its fine since Ive already be something called a dungeon master. I feel refreshed from going to sleep. Our DP also increased a little. Increase the amount of rooms. Buy another box too. Is there still ink? Eh- yeah. There is? But, to make a room that costs 850 of the precious DP? Rokuko replied in disappointment as she looked at the DP catalog of monsters that could be summoned for 800 DP and below. Hahaha, is this blonde-haired loli learning? Well, adding rooms lets see, though I am able put items down when theres invaders, I can only take monsters out from the dungeon core and cant add rooms. Then how will I get the bandits to go out? They dont look particrly easy to defeat either Well, go ahead write what I say. * Bossss! A box appeared again! Oh! Whatre you waiting for, move! The bandits boss jumped up from the floor. No, he literally jumped up to open the box. Inside of it is whats this? His head tilted as he saw what was inside. A pillow? But magic items are! Despite giving me a steel helmet for five goblins, whats with this shabby thing for four adventurer corpses? Was the number the important part? While the bandits boss thought that, an underling read out the words written inside the box. Y6CgSK6 [You saved me! Youre pretty strong! I want toCthank you! Since theyCwereCin theCdungeonCpresentCquickly. I amCaddingCrooms. Since itsCdangerousCeveryone goCoutside. PleaseCgo outsideCsoon.] I see, so the present is more rooms? Since it was definitely small when all eight of them entered, it might have been taking that into ount. So, agreeing with that, they all went outside the cave. As soon as they left the caves entrance, there were immediately crunching rock sounds echoing from the cave. About ten minutes went by. Going inside shortly after the noises stopped, the dungeon core that was on the floor until now was missing and there was a passage which lead inside along with a wooden door. A little flustered, they went inside and saw one more room on each side of the passage. Two more rooms in total were added, with the dungeon core in the room on the right. In addition to the two added rooms, there was the same room that was part of the cave since the start. It felt strange that the ce they called a hideout had a wooden door. It only took ten minutes for the cave to expand. Would it probably have taken about a month if it were done by manpower? No, if there was a skilled magician it might have been done at the same speed. Three rooms in all. It simply increased to three times the amount until now. Moreover, there seems to be a single bed installed in the left room. Was the pillow from the box put there for this? Was this prepared for me? Whats this, arent you a cute fellow. The bandits boss muttered so. * Dammit why, why did you spend 440 DP for a guy like that! Oi oi, 10 DP for the box and pillow, 20 DP for two wooden doors, 10 DP for a bed thats altogether 40 DP used for the bandits, what are you talking about? Hah? That room was 200 DP you know. Thats a stupid thing to say. That room is different from the steel helmet, it cant be taken from the dungeon to be sold for money. Its our fixed asset. Rokuko stupidly tilted her head to the side when she didnt understand what I said. Yeah, this is a dungeon core in another world, and her appearance is different than her age this blonde-haired loli is probably younger than she looks. Almost definitely. I expanded the dungeon because it was necessary. Ill teach you the advantage in having more rooms if we can have six goblins per room, with three rooms you can ce up to eighteen of them. Wow, thats incredible! Lets add more rooms! Yup, you consenting to that is even more incredible. Wait, huh? T-this is serious! Though there was 860 DP its gone now! Oh, its because I used it Eh? W-what did you use it on!? Look, this. I showed the dungeon map from the menu. I left the entrance momentarily, and outside of the passage I had made a cave simr to the original cave a bit of a distance away. 200 DP for the room, 30 DP for five meters of pathway. Though since I didnt have to make a pathway outside of the cave, I made it close to one kilometer away. It ended up quite cheap, though it used the rest of the DP. Hah, I never would have thought about extending the dungeon outside of the entrance. Thats a different way of thinking. Well, why did you do it? Isnt it an obvious waste of DP? Ah, be d. This is your hearts desire, the goblin room! Yay~? Eh, my hearts desire? Arent goblins your favorite? Isnt she always with the send a goblin send a goblin? Thats why I though that Rokuko liked goblins. To be surrounded and served by goblins. No, I dont have any feelings like that. I dont mind. To each their own. You are unrted to your goblin fetish, partner. No, what do you mean!? Whats with that I understand face!? By the way, Im not a lolicon. I have a foot fetish. My evaluation of Rokukos feet is good. No no no! Really, what do you mean!? Moreover, youre looking down on me! For the time being, the DP was exhausted, so I went to sleep for the third time. Chapter 6 Lets Use Magic for the First Time Since I ran out of DP by adding rooms, I also ran out of things to do. That didnt change even after I slept and woke up again. I still didnt have enough DP On that subject, what of the restroom and my meals? Ill say this. I eat three meals a day, each set of bread and water (5 DP). By the way, the bread thates out isnt hard brown bread. I can choose from pastries or simple prepared breads. I choose thergest portion of bread whenever possible and share it with the goblin to eat. Though next is the restroom, its the corner of the room Well, I should have toilet paper prepared and have it partitioned off right? However, it cant be helped since I dont leave the master room. Since the dungeon core absorbs all of the trash and excrement without even leaving a smell behind, Im really thankful. Rokuko puts on a reluctant expression when she absorbs poop though. How would you like to watch someone poop in your heart, oi? Hahaha, a girl saying something as improper as poop. Isnt it fine? Theres also goblin poop, isnt Rokukos goblin fetish crying from happiness? Hey, do you really think that about me!? Do you even see me as intelligent life!? Oh, well, an enigmatic creature kind of. Oh, but I have said before that just your feet are highly rated. They have a lightplexion and absolutely healthy. Nooo this master is scary. Even so, I havent been in a tub or entered a shower to bathe in several days. I wonder if my hair is going to start smelling soon then I saw the goblin next to me. It had its ugly face andrge fangs as usual. Clothes? It wore just a rag wrapped around its waist. A wild style. If such a wild guy were neglected for a few days wouldnt he start to smell like a dog? Is what I thought. However, he was clean. Does he have some kind of secret? Oh, I used the life magic [Cleanup] on him. It was magic. Right, this is a fantasy world. Magic huh, if its magic theres no helping it then. Then could you use it on me as well? Eh, you want me to clean you? Oh, the goblin gets better treatment because of your goblin fetish huh. Thats not it! I didnt know the dungeon master wanted [Cleanup]! Rather, use it on yourself! No no no, whats with the assumption I can use magic? Eh, you cant use it? ording to her, everyone seems to be able to use magic. Even humans. Even the bandits used it when I wasnt watching Can I use it too? Ill ask how to use it. Just charge magic power and simply use [Cleanup]. I dont get it at all. What do she mean by charge magic power? Simply use [Cleanup] she says. Shes the kind of person that wouldnt write down how many teaspoons or grams of salt to use in the recipe book. Im not one of this worlds magic humans, oi! Even beginners are beginners! Kehma, cant you use the menu? Its the same thing as that alright? Seriously? [Cleanup] Oh, it worked. Along with the sensation of beingpletely covered by a membrane of carbonated water starting at my feet, my body was cleaned. With this, Im free to sleep in peace of mind that my body is clean. Ill use it immediately after waking up so that I can feel refreshed and go back to sleepfortably. I wonder if something like MP is expended? Theres even a pleasant tired feeling. Isnt this the most optimal magic in order to sleep? This is wonderful. By the way, though manifesting life magic only requires a mental image and magic power, those arent the only requirements. For stronger ones its no good unless you use scrolls to memorize them you know? Scroll? Yeah, though you can theoretically learn to manifest it by yourself, thats at an [Unrealistic and Impossible] level. Thats what researchers are for. Well, I normally learn magic by using scrolls. I dont have any to use though Ah, arent they in the DP catalog? Examining it when she said that, there were treasures and items like [Scroll of Fire Ball (500 DP)] and [Scroll of Ice Barrier (700 DP)]. The attributes were the standard four elements: earth, water, wind, and fire. There seemed to be special attributes like light, darkness, and space-time as well. Furthermore, they were each divided into ranks: bottom ss, low ss, middle ss, upper ss, top ss, emperor ss, and divine ss. Fire Ball seemed to be ssified as low ss fire attribute magic. Meanwhile, Im interested on this middle ss earth attribute magic. [Scroll of Create Golem (10000 DP)] Im very interested. If I use this, wouldnt I have a servant thatll do whatever I say? Well, even Rokuko is in a servant-like state that she does whatever I say. All the same, since Id feel awkward if its a little girl, I want something like a robot. Though I want that item soon, I wonder if I should go with that or use that DP for the [Heavenly Pillow] Chapter 7 The Bandits Boss In the end, two days passed by uneventfully since I added more rooms. The bandits seems to have taken a vacation and spent all of their time in the dungeon, half of themying down drinking sake. I thought theyd attack travelers and merchants every day, bit it seems I was wrong. They were taking a holiday while their boss was out overnight, I wonder what hes doing? Well, its fine though since thanks to that I got a lot of DP with just that little. Well, the boss came back with seven more thugs. Though I guess he invited them from somewhere, their strength even if I calcte the DP backwards froming in, theyre just thugs after all. One person was roughly between 10-15 DP per day, so seven more people increases the daily ie by around 70-105 DP? Simply delicious. In addition to that, when they went out they came back with a young person that was probably an adventurer. Yep, gagged and tied with rope, it was a woman. They started stabbing the young person with their swords as I thought that. These people are scary. When the ughter finished, they watched the pool of blood be absorbed by the dungeon in mute amazement. Oh, a decent amount of DP came in. 300 DP huh. Goblin Lover Rokuko, dont summon fifteen goblins. Oh yeah. It was a present to the dungeon, yeah. Wasnt their effort good? Lets reward them So, since it seems that it took a considerable amount of time for them to stab the adventurer to death, I decided to give them a sharp iron sword (150 DP). 520 DP left. I want to save up more Hey, I wanted you to add something like more rooms ya know? Seeing this, even though the bandits boss had the sword in his hand, heined while dissatisfied. Whats with you, even though I took great pains to bless you with a sword. Haah, say that earlier, whatever. What now? Going to make a room? I dont feel like using more DP ah, thats right. * Going to town, I went to sell the plundered goods. Well, even though I say that I went to town, more precisely I went to a slum around the outer wall. As I expected, public order wasnt so bad that a bandit boss like me could go inside the walls itd be different if I did a bit of bribing though. Ah, about the steel helmet I got from the dungeon, I decided to not sell it and use it. Its probably good to take care of something like a first present. Well, I obtained seven newpanions from the street. Street thugs, people in my profession, runaway ves well, everyone gives off that kind of feeling. While I was at it, I attacked and stunned a brat adventurer who was walking along the path, bringing them back to the base. Hahaha, it really is a dangerous ce away from the city. Rookies shouldnte to the mountainside by themselves ya know. Because of that, I took put it in the dungeon for it to make another room, feeding it the corpse. The seven newpanions had surprised faces when they saw a stiff beingpletely eaten by the ground. Boss, a box came out! Ooh wait, whats this? A sword? A sword was put into the box. An iron sword. The item was a better quality than Id used so far. But, that isnt what I want right now. I want a room. As expected, with seven more people its cramped. Well, it was six people in a small room before. Thinking about the two people rotating out to stand guard, entering the rooms that were increased to three was cramped. I want a new room soon. When I mumbled that, a new box came out. Yeah, what is it this time? Taking the box, [Since it wasnt enough to make a new room, make one yourself] was written on the bottom of it. Inside were three brand new pickaxes. Chapter 8 Going Well He was angry about getting a pick when he said he wanted another room. I dont get it. If the space is open beforehand, I can save DP though Then three days passed without anything happening. By the way, the bandits were digging a room with the pickaxes whileining. Though it seems they were throwing the stone and dirt they dug up out of the dungeon, I reimed it as treasure. Though it wasnt even 1 DP, I was right in doing that since they seemed to like me pitching in with the expansion. Theyre simple guys. Hmm? Did someone approach? Rokuko muttered. It isnt a bandit? It feels different. Probably an adventurer. The bandits seem to have noticed too, should we ambush it? Is that so in all likelihood, its adventurers from beforeing back to investigate. Though its abrupt, its a good opportunity. Thinking about the bandit extermination n, I decided to talk to Rokuko. I talked to her about not doing anything unnecessary. Since they purposely came here to investigate, these guys are definitely more skilled than the adventurers from before. Since it would be pointless if they werent more useful than thest ones that didnt return. Even the realized, they couldnt let theme and see the changes to the [Ordinary Cave]. Therefore, there was no choice but to kill the adventurers. Then, after killing this adventurer, more and more wille to investigate next time. Of course, the prepared adventurers would be stronger and stronger. Though I dont know if it will continue indefinitely, the bandits would be defeated sooner orter. Right, this was the bandit extermination n that I had thought out. Well, my job was to just wait until the point the bandits gave up this spot. Hmm? You think Im doing nothing but sleeping? No no, nothing like that. The bandits asionally hunt to go get food and give some of the game they catch to the dungeon. (Though theyre parts like bones and organs that the bandits dont eat, theyre still DP) And in return, I teach them how to fight effectively in the cave by writing in the box. Of course the most delicious thing would be for either the adventurers or the bandits to die in the dungeon, their DP is tasty. Dammit, I dont want to wooork! However, its still fine since the DP tributes from the bandits were easy work. Oh Kehma, thats amazing! To have thought of something like that! Yeah. By the way, that goblin room is actually going to be made into a dummy [Ordinary Cave]. In addition, when the timees, move the core there. Well feign ignorance and say [Eh? Bandits? My dungeon is unrted though?]. Eeh, so thats it I thought you forgot that monsters could only be taken out of the dungeon core when there are intruders for sure. Oh, I forgot that. The adventurers will arrive soon. Yeah, I can see with some effort. * Boss, adventurers areing. Yeah, as expected, lets ambush em. Expected? Yeah, inside the box with the sword was written to defend against attacking adventurers. By the way, the bandits boss had been studying his letters recently and was able to read simple sentences. Since the letters(or is it correct to call it a treasure box?) from the dungeon were written with simple sentences. Even the bandits boss could read it. [TN: Difference between letter and treasure box is a single kanji. Punny.] Well, its reasonable to learn how to read in order to read letters from a dungeon and the bandits boss was proud of his intelligence. I in particr think making this dungeon their base made them smarter, and they became conceited. I wonder if theyll go back to being fools when they leave the dungeon probably. Thats right, lets use the neers. If they kill em well they can enter the top brass. Got it. And us? Well tidy up the fatigued adventurers after the neers fail. Its fine if it goes smoothly. In fact, many of their strategies came from the dungeon. Using the neers, crushing the unusable ones early. This was one of the strategies taught by the dungeon. Enduring wind and rain, they use their base to amass money. That is the status of the bandits. Though it would naturally be dangerous if their base was exposed, there would be no danger if they killed the people that came one by one was written in the letter from the dungeon, but the bandits boss probably came up with that as well. Entering from the entrance to the dungeon, there is a blind spot in the corner of the room well, since it was small the most that could be jammed in there was seven or eight people altogether. The neers waited there. The non-neer bandits waited in the additional rooms to the left and right of the passage. They could give supporting attacks at any time. Huh? Wasnt the dungeon core right here? Those words were thest for one of the three adventurers. A neer brandished his sword towards the defenseless adventurer that appeared and rushed at him. Eat this! He struck his defenseless neck with the blunt rusted sword, killing him by breaking the bones in his neck. You did it neer, are you a delinquent or something? You recklessly tried to look cool and were noisy. Though you were told to be silent until you attack, were you fussy about being a delinquent as you tried to kill someone for the first time? But the adventurer was killed in the first attack. You could call the result good luck. E, eeeeh-! With this Im in the top brass! Bennis!? Tch, bandits!? [sh]! Eh? Gobeh- The adventurer the swordsmans counterattack cut halfway through the neers neck. As youd expect, its at the level where he wont survive if he doesnt receive high-ss recovery magic right nowCin other words, theres no saving him. That sharp sword must be taken care off well no, that swordsmen is skilled and at any rate used a skill. The delinquent crumbled with a thud. Though none of the blockheads watched the body quietly finish falling down, the adventurers reacted faster than the bandit neers. Shit, he has a skill! Press on, use numbers! CGubo- An adventurer pierced the back of his leather armor with an arrow. The neer quickly died after his chest was pierced. Probably because the adventurer didnt think hed die in a single blow, another arrow pierced through his head. High power quick shots. High uracy, too. Does the rearguard adventurer use an offensive bow skill? But the solution for that is to draw close to make archers powerless. They didnt shift around to take positions in the passage, I wonder if theyre not ustomed tobat? They wont run away without theirrades, I think. From there it was a stomp. Though they were missing a person, they had good cooperation. The adventurers seem to be more skilled than the neers. That much was obvious when they used skills, but they couldnt win against the numbers. The swordsman was surrounded, and the archer approached the dead shields body, copsing. Concerning the result of the neers trying to look cool, in exchange for five people, the three adventurers were dealt with. The neers finished off the surviving adventurers well, two of the three were killed, but one didnt survive. Fortunately a neer that was a former mercenary killed an adventurer and was added to the top brass as promised. Since adding more neers from here on will be a headache it would be good to have a mediator. A surviving mercenary and an escaped ve huh the delinquents are useless Now then, can we get more rooms with this? Pleeease, my lovely Dungeon-chan! Then, a box came out. The contents written were [Good work! Since Im going to add more rooms, please go outside]. Fortunately, food filled the box. The bandits boss even saw something hed never seen before, sweet smelling bread was inside. It smells like the luxury fruit known as a melon coincidentally, the boss was able to get a whiff of it once before. Enthralled by that aloneCwell, lets not talk about it. About the bread, when the new top brass were given a taste as a reward, they began eating it with amazing momentum, saying [This is the first time Ive eaten such a sweet and delicious bread! I promise my loyalty to boss from now on!] Towards their expressions that were more serious than when they joined the group, he couldnt help but giving a wry smile. * The adventurers seem to have been more stupid than I thought. If they were careful with their scouting, they could have prevented the bandits surprise attack. Or maybe they underestimated the [Ordinary Cave] after all? They may have thought it was no problem even if they were ambushed by something on the level of goblins. They probably didnt think that the danger increased much while they traveled here? The rookies may have been caught in an ident, they probably thought that. In any case, they should have been more caution when they rookies didnt return. It was bad for them to neglect that. Yay, its delicious! Those bandits saw something good. The dungeon core hasnt even been stepped on recently. Theyre the culprits though. Whatever, we got 1900 this time, so theres 2951 DP now Roughly five bandits for 1000, and 900 for the three adventurers huh. The we lost the steady ie from the five, it was a good return. Should we add more rooms as requested then? Since they did their best extending from the room on the left, Ill add one facing the inside to each side. It might be good to make one a jail oh right, food service. Meh lun bred? Whats this? Something like thats on the DP menu? Want some? I got [Assorted Sweet Buns (15 DP)] [Assorted Bread Dishes (15 DP)] [Vegetable/Dried Meat Set (15 DP)] and a [Box (5 DP)] to put it in, sending it out to the bandits with a message to enter the dungeon. Because I used 630 DP to add more rooms, there was 2271 DP remaining. Still a long way to go for 10000 DP. Chapter 9 Lets Use DP Whats this, so good! [Melon Bread] is stupidly good! Kehma, you eat delicious things like this!? The slovenly dungeon core seemed anxious about the melon bread, taking a bite of it. She scoffed up this rest of it with sparkling eyes. You can eat bread? I mean you can eat things? Thats the first time I saw it. W-what? Even I can eat food! But, isnt it unneeded? Though thats right, its a luxury. Luxuries isnt there more? As far as this goes, its 5 DP for one you know? For a set of drinks that is. Since ites with an assortment of six sweet rolls, it was haughty to ask for a set. No, I also gave the bandits a bread assortment. She didnt notice. Additionally, since it was a cheap 5 DP for a barrel of beverages it felt considerably overpriced Well, there are various kinds of bread, but we wouldnt be saving DP I-isnt it ok? We have 2000 now you know? S-so, i-if we use just a little Ah, her eyes were serious. You even used it on your own to buy a [Pillow] and a [Futon]! Isnt a little for me fine!? Even though I gave you a goblin~? Wha-! G-Gobsuke has nothing to do with this! Besides, doesnt Kehma use 20 DP every day for food to eat! When did you name it!? Thats news to me! Rather, I give the goblin half of my meal. The goblin actually costs more than 20 DP due to maintenance costs rather isnt he a good-for-nothing with our present condition? Hesple~tely your pet now right? T-thats not it! Gobsuke can be helpful! Right, Gobsuke!? The subject suddenly changed, Gobsuke stared nkly in puzzlement with a [Eh? What, why did this the conversation shift?]. I wondered, it felt like the fangs jutting out under its nose looked made its face look doggish. Would it eat dog food? Whatever. Honestly, I dont mind as long as you dont use too much anyway, if we each buy drink and bread assortments from now on, our DP expenditure wont change. That probably suppressed her, seeing as how she fell silent. Yay! Then get a bread assortment out at once! Couldnt you have gotten them yourself? Youve also used DP from the menu right? Eh? But, Ive never seen [Assortment of Bread] or [Melon Bread] before you know? Huh, theres more? O~h, I can choose from [ck Bread], [White Bread] and [Melon Bread]! I didnt know! Hm? What? Oi, say your choices again. Eh? The three things are [ck Bread] [White Bread] and [Melon Bread]? Thats it? ? Yeah, but what do you mean? For my [Bread Assortment (5 DP)] the choices are [Cream-filled Roll] [Bean Paste Roll] [Jam Roll] [Steamed Roll] [Apple Pie] [Deep-fried Bread], changing the DP. Do you know what this is? Bread, right? Whats this, its the first time Ive seen it shaped like this. I mean, the bread Kehma produces is wrapped in something transparent, can I eat that? No, you dont eat it. You tear the stic open and eat whats inside by the way, this is called a [Bean Paste Roll]. Try it. Eeeh, so this is called a [Bean Paste Roll] nom~~~! So good! [Bean Paste Rolls] are also amazing! Eeeh, theres yellow stuff inside. Ooh, so good! Whats this, so good- I thought of something and had passed her a [Cream-filled Roll]. Rokuko, look at the bread assortment menu again and see if your choices increased or not. Eh? Kay Theres more. [Bean Paste Roll] was added. Eeeh, so something like this can happen too. So next, take out a [Bean Paste Roll]. You can mix it with the melon bread. Really!? Fufufu, then, half and half, three of each fufu, fufufu! Yeah, Im taking a [Bean Paste Roll]. AAAAAAAH!? Incidentally, when Rokuko took out the [Bread Assortment], I took a [Bean Paste Roll] Yeah, thats a [Cream-filled Roll]. Even the way it looked, it was a [Cream-filled Roll]. Additionally, it wasnt reproduced with the stic and was bare. Sorry, Rokuko. That was a [Cream-filled Roll]. This one is a [Bean Paste Roll]. Eh, really? Heeh, so this is a [Bean Paste Roll]. Hehe, this one is red on the inside! Super sweet! I love this one too! The genuine [Bean Paste Roll] is amazing! Sorry for deceiving you again. Thats a [Jam Roll]. Strawberry jam. Its fine to take out another. Make it four [Cream-filled Rolls] and two [Bean Paste Rolls] this time. What this, you want to please me that much? Aaah mou, Kehma is shining today! Four [Cream-filled Rolls] and two [Bean Paste Rolls]! Oh, what were your choices? Eh? Ah, now that you mention it they increased again Alright, I brought them out you know? Is it okay to eat them? Seeing what Rokuko exchanged DP for, there were four [Cream-filled Rolls] and two [Jam Rolls]. I see. Apparently, it seems the DP menus priority is what the person themselves recognizes. And likely, [What you dont know isnt on the menu]. Just looking to make sure, other than the missing stic, only the name was incorrect. Did she absorb it or something? Ah, thats not it, but she does absorb trash every day is it recognition after all? Nevertheless, theres a high possibility its not limited to things that exist in this world. Ive never seen a dragon even though its on the menu though it could be a default thing for a dungeon master. Though I wanted to verify it a little more, it became a hassle. I didnt want to waste DP either. Its okay to eat right? Right? Yeah, go for it Alright, since thats enough for four days, eat it carefully yeah? Split it with Gobsuke. Hae-!? Biting into a [Cream-filled Roll], Rokuko froze. Dont worry, even if you finish eating them today, Ill share mine with Gobsuke. Though I wont say it. Chapter 10 The Bandit Bought ves Two days after the bandits lost five neers, the bandits boss lead some neers in with him. A whopping eighteen people Since the seven new guys were reduced by five, that with the other eight it became ten in total. So with these new guys, twenty-eight, a 2.8x increase in one go. Wheres he getting them from as I thought that, I noticed two were attacking adventurers that had been tied up to be used as sacrifices. Well, even with that, thats still twenty-six. Isnt this already the scale of a small vige? Oh, other than those two sacrifices theyre all ves. How do know that? Ah, the cors? Well, two sacrifices okay, guess Ill add two rooms in the back. As youd expect, its a priority to make sure they fit so we can get the DP Looking from above, I added a room shaped like a square in the upper right side. Rather, is it okay for ves to be sold to bandits in this world? Id heard that humans whomit crimes are turned into criminal ves, but So the bandits are buying returned criminals eh? Thats a draining basket Well, they were obviously nonbatantsthere were women, or rather little girls. In this world, theres no reason to look filthy since theres life magic. Yep, their eyes were full of malice and they were nearly nude. Heck, wasnt the ve the boss had obviously in the single digit age range? So they bought a child with eyes like a dead fish like that. Will he raise her as his daughter? Oi, she even has dog ears wait, oi. She is a sex ve. You lolicon! Coming here with this R18 development! Well, it was only men till now Stripping the scant rags off of her, he used the magic Cleanup while suspiciously stroking her body with his hands. He stuck his face onto her with a dirty sound, pushing her down onto the bed ah, yep. Cut. She has eyes like a dead fish. Perfectly a Doll-san. Wooow wooooow, amazing. I didnt know humans could still have reproductive behaviors with such a small body, wo- I-is Kehma aiming for me!? No, I dont like forcing people. To begin with, someone small like you isnt in my strike zone! Im not a lolicon! B-but you evaluate feet right? Mine, as well as that human ves. Her bare feet are all tattered, even though they have such a good shape, its a waste. Damn, Id like to at least have her wear some socks. If possible, knee socks would be good. White knee socks, ck knee socks. Maybe not knee socks, but a cor and stockings to match that important part of a dog, the dog ears? Oi, erase the filthy bandits that are on the screen. I get the feeling itll be ten minutes at most Dont pay them any attention. Well, Im going to goy down The DP we got from the sacrifices this time was pretty good. * Whats so good about being a bandit I cant enter a town normally, and shopping costs even more with a middleman. Though I talk to the peddlers to not break our cover, they take advantage and raise the prices. We have to do amateur repairs on our weapons ourselves since we cant even go to a cksmith, so we just use crushing weapons. Thinking about my weapon breaking while Im using it sends shivers down my spine. Gold. Our lives our consumed by gaining it. Though I say that, its better than risking your life as a mercenary. However, strength can steal anything. Though the ie isnt stable, the returns are huge. Moreover, in my time as a mercenary I heard it was possible to join something called the Hidden Guild. Dont attack wagons that had the Hidden Guilds mark, that was the rule. But there many merits. You could get anything so long as you had the money well, it was expensive though. One thing is the brothel though it was nothing but a tent in the slum, it had women. Since bandits obviously couldnt enter the town, we cant go to normal brothels. But sexual desire builds up. Adventurers are nothing but men, and women adventurers only seed since they gather attention and are hard to attack. Therefore, we cant help but get the assistance of the Hidden Guilds prostitutes. Even a bandits boss has toe to the Hidden Guilds brothel for that. Though they didnt have satisfactory women, we could only gaze at the feet of the average high-quality downtown brothel with the price. Still, you cant buy a good woman without the money for it. Its just better to buy one. With that thought, the bandits boss bought the cheapest woman. A demi-human child that wasnt even in the two-digit age range came out. Not even human. The Hidden Guilds cheapest prostitute didnt have clothes and only had a ve cor. Not even trained, it didnt know what to do by itself. Though if this ones ears and tail were cut off it would look closer to a human, even that wasnt done. Most likely, it would have been a bother to pay for a demi-human ve to be treated by recovery magic, or maybe just for someones entrics. If you didnt use recovery magic, she would be in danger of dying are corpses preferable? But it was too small to begin with. It was ridiculous for her to call herself a prostitute like that. Though the fruit was immature, a woman was a woman. Grasping its delicate arm that seemed like it would break from contact, I took her. The feeling wasnt bad. Rather, the young and smooth skin was reminiscent of the luxury brothels prostitute that I was taken to by a senior in my times as a mercenary. It was arousing. After the act, the bandits boss decided to begin buying crime ves. The Hidden Guild dealt with ves of all kinds. Dying ves were cheap, healthy ves were expensive. Killing adventurers reduces the number of neers I have, so itll be better to get crime ves that have experience killing. Thats what the bandits boss was thinking. Sooner orter my underlings will also need sex ves though sex ves are more expensive than crime ves, it cant be helped since theyre luxury items. Lets buy some if theres a bit of left over funds. The bandits boss lined up the ves hed bought. The demi-human child he bought in the brothel was lined up as well. Though he felt the money previously spent in the brothel before buying this would be wasted, since they were cheap, he decided to buy them. They were also priced dirt cheap. Or rather, they were almost for free, a bonus for taking other ves as well. Hed wondered if they were about to be disposed of, their prices were cheaper than ten pieces of tough ck bread. Hefortably caressed the child ve that was almost free of charge remembering the reminiscent feel of the high ss prostitute, the bandits boss felt that hed profited. As long as it became yours, you didnt need to worry about a penalty price for breaking or ripping it up. It was your responsibility to widen unusable holes and cut off the tail and ears. Should I wait to cut off its ears and tail till it grows up a bit? Itd be a waste for it to die after going through so much trouble. I want the original at least. Carrying the sluggish demi-human child that walked slowly, the bandits boss headed toward the [Ordinary Cave]. On the way, we attacked a pair of adventurers we noticed from behind, capturing them alive. That was good. With this we might have another room to put the ves in. Im so lucky! Kuku, the bandits bossughed. Chapter 11 The End of the Bandits Its been a week since the adventurers attacked. That means the dungeon was peaceful. Adventurers havente, so the bandits are uninjured. The bandits left and brought back corpses twice this past week. The four corpses turned into around 600 DP. It was most likely too difficult to capture them alive. Though I really did think that, isnt that poor earnings for twenty-six people? Well, one of them is a nonbat child. Ah, their reward? I decided to wait a few days since they hadnt killed inside the cave. Theres no rush you know? By the way, the boss ys around with the dog-eared girl every day thats the only part I dont find peaceful. Even if shes a ve or something, as a Japanese, I cant just suddenly adjust and ept it. Rather than the other ves serving the bandits, just one of them became a ything. Is it a small relief that, other than the boss, no one made a move on her? It seems his underlings evaluations of him is something like [The boss is a lolicon]. After being asked if he would buy more adult female ves, he said theyd get them by raiding. Still, he doesnt get tired of doing it day after day Its bing an eyesore now. I had a hunch he was a good guy, but guess I imagined it~ However, Rokuko might actually have a lot of human characteristics, pouting over a girl being made into a ything. Oi I dont like them contaminating the dungeon with their body fluids its annoying. Ah, that? Though its okay for me to use the master room as a restroom? Yeah, its fine if its Kehma or Gobsuke, it cant be helped I did more or less summon you as monsters. Im considered a monster too? Now that you mention it, I was summoned huh. It feels like youre just going in circles. Dont be so easygoing moreover, oi, is there no way to get them to leave? With that tone, your hobby is definitely scat. But your goblin and scat hobbies are bad. Im not aroused by excrement you know!? Kehma is also misunderstanding that thing with the goblin you know!? Yeah, it was fiddling around with Rokuko yesterday. It seems like today is the day the dungeons peace will be broken. No, the time for peace has arrived, maybe. Ah, something amazing ising Hearing Rokuko mutter something to herself, I pulled up the map. Map of the surrounding area As long as its within view distance from the dungeon, I can see detailed geographic information and features. On it were red dots signifying enemies, marching forward in well-regted rows. About thirty people huh they finally came. Were they early? Or slow? Whosing? Those guys? Yeah, its probably the suppression group. And looking at how fast theyre progressing, theyre a trained group. The knights will probably be the end of the bandits. Though unlikely, itd be delicious if they survived. And it seems that the bandits noticed. Taking out the semi-transparent monitor from the menu, I decided to check out what the bandits were doing. It really is convenient since it could be used as though there were surveince cameras installed in the dungeon. When I looked, underlings were reporting to the boss in a panic. [Boss, its bad, knights! Theyreing our way!] [What!? How were we exposed, we killed everyone that saw our base!?] The bandits boss panicked. It seems he didnt think that knights would be dispatched for them. [No, theyre human but having said that theyre knights, its better to not be killed how many?] [S-sorry, I came back as soon as I saw them wearing armor. At least, err, more than five people!] [Tch, cant be helped then well, were going to ambush them in the dungeon even if theres more or less of em anyway.] [That so?] [If theres a small amount well use a surprise attack, if theres a lot of em well fence them in from the outside. The End.] [Ooh! I see, as expected of the boss! Alright, everyone heard him! Lets ambush em!] [[[ YEAH! ]]] Apparently it looks like theyre motivated; more so, inside the dungeon. Thats very convenient. Its good that I taught the bandit boss how to fight using the exits and passages for ambushes this week. Its really good he isnt bright enough to escape from here. Then, can the bandits win? Though it depends on the strength of the knights if the strength of those thirty are like the recent adventurers, theyll be wiped out for sure. I also checked out how the group of knights were doing. I decided to watch until theypleted the long-awaited annihtion of the bandits. Since its happening also due to the results of my work. As for the bandits, eight were in the entrance room, with eight people on the way to the core room. It seems the ambush will be in the core room with nine people, including the bandit boss. Though they distributed their forces, the rooms limited how many could actually perform an ambush. When the bandits finished their ambush preparations, the knights arrived at the cave entrance. [Full stop. Henry-dono, is this the [Ordinary Cave]?] [Yes. Most likely, that is the bandits hideout Beck, I leave it to you.] [Yeah. Thanks for cooperating Life, return the beats to my waveC[Life Search].] A knight wearing full body armor used the skill. After a moment, a transparent wave extended around the knight using the skill Judging by its name, it looks like its a skill that searches for living things. I wonder if it uses the principles of echolocation? At least with this, the bandits ambush will lose its effect. [Hmm from what I heard, there are at least eight people that way. Theyre preparing to ambush us.] There certainly were eight bandits waiting in the first room. Maybe he cant hear whats beyond the wooden door? Or maybe its the effective range? [Thats it for the information.] [Alright, letsmence the bandit suppression. Though it doesnt look like there are any prisoners as a precaution, well use a sleeping drug.] [Understood!] [Five people stay and watch the attack from the outside. The rest, surround the entrance. Kill any escaping bandits.] [Roger that.] The group of knights surrounded the caves exit, taking position. They began to burn an incense at the entrance. So thats how it is? Well, that makes it unnecessary to purposely walk into an ambush. After the incense burned for a while, it was time for the bandits to move. When they started to smell the aroma of the incense, they werent able to endure the drowsiness and copsed. [Gu, this is its a sleeping drug! R-run, get to the back room!] [No, we should attack before we cant move! They wont have many people if they used a trick like this. Lets go!] [If we shut the door, the smoke ugu- w-what do we do] [Hmph, cowards, you go and sleep. Im going to kill them all!] One of the new guys from before that had finished off the adventurers in the cave, bing top brass, headed out of the cave with five desperate ves. The only guy to remain, not copsed from drowsiness, was the guy who suggested to withdraw he was crouching and hitting his abdomen. As for the six who went outside, their fighting strength dropped due to drowsiness. They couldnt do anything against the swords of the knights that encircled the entrance. They threw their blunt swords in desperation, though it was easily deflected by the knights armors. Listening to hisrades shrieks outside, he mumbled [Ahh, I wasnt wrong]. He fell asleep with the other eight there, copsing. His definitive mistake was to be arade of the bandits to begin with, but it didnt seem he noticed that. Though the smell thinned, they couldnt tell when it came to the point where it wouldnt put them to sleep, so the knights used [Life Search] again. [[Life Search] Hmm, there are two left for now.] [Alright the passage is narrow. Well go in in rows of two. Be careful.] The knights entered the dungeon one after another However, that the knights took up positions outside the cave meant that they already knew that the inside of the dungeon was a dungeon. Yep, it was correct for us to expand it. Otherwise the DP from those six people dying would have been wasted. [ Alright, two bandits left. Be sure to finish them off.] [Is that alright?] [We cant turn back at this point. Besides, its our job to raze the bandit hideout. If we crush the head, itll be fine to leave the rest to adventurers Look, were still far from the back. There are probably people better than the underlings arranged at the entrance farther inside Though itd be nice if we already defeated the boss earlier.] [Indeed.] When they decapitated the two sleeping bandits, DP came in. Feeling my clothes being tugged on, I looked at Rokuko. She had a strange look on her face. Is it fine to not take the corpses from a bit ago? Its wasteful. You absolutely cant absorb them you know? If you did that we wouldnt be able to deceive them anymore. Deceive them? Once they know that this is a dungeon that eats people, or that this beginner dungeon gained energy, they might consider this dungeon is dangerous and destroy the core. Though I more or less have insurance Uu, Ill die if the core gets destroyed Insurance? What is it? Hey, remember the goblin room I made a while ago? Ooh, the area you made a bit away! It was the dummy [Ordinary Cave] right? Yeah. Since this world doesnt have very urate maps, we can probably deceive them even if the caves position shifts somewhat maybe, well, its possible theyll ept it and misunderstand that this cave is an ordinary cave. Thats just a small hope though Un un, I see Huh? What about the core? In fact, by cing a dummy core, the castling function though I want to save the function that could instantly switch it with the genuine dungeon core in case of an emergency (It can be used even if an intruder is in the core room), there was no choice. Since it cost 5000 DP, we couldnt take this out till yesterday. Nevertheless, its the type of device that couldnt be installed if there are any intruders in the necessary parts of the dungeon. Well, since we separated the rooms on the floor with doors, when the timees well turn the core room into an impregnable trap room. By dividing the floors up, we can set up traps even if theres an intruder on another floor. Naturally, thats if there arent intruders in the room. That condition still counts. But right now the bandit boss is lying in wait in the core room. Of course, the bandits are treated as intruders. Yeah in other words, right now we want them to overlook us and appeal to them as a harmless dungeon. I get it, so thats why I cant take the corpses. Then, how will they overlook us? F-for now we just wait and see. In fact, there was nothing he could do for now. He returned his attention to the group of knights. [Is the loot room this way? A bed u-] [ Thats a distinctive smell. Were there women here as well? But, they didnt use [Cleanup] theres so much that even if they used it it wouldnt be enough.] Right now, the knights were examining the boss bedroom. Its the room that he made the dog-eared girl his ything. By the way, the dog-eared girl is under the bed right now. She had eyes like a dead fish and didnt even twitch. Without finding her, the knights moved on to the next room. Though the knights probably would have been able to find her if they used [Life Search], they didnt use it for some reason. I wonder if theres a usage restriction? The knights probably couldnt use it just to simply explore. The captain-ish knight that had used [Life Search] outside of the dungeon was, right now, issuing instructions to subordinates at the entrance room. The boss bedroom had been turned into a jail. They did that in order to capture the guys that they attacked, but in the end they didnt use it. It turned into a loot room. [Its not that good eh.] [Was our timing off? If wede here a bit sooner there might have been some valuables. We replenished our rations it looks like we came a bit toote Oi, watch what youre saying. But well, isnt it fine with this sake we got?] Still, the knights retrieved the valuable items from this room before going to the master room. Though there really wasnt anything worth mentioning. The bread was moldy and got thrown away About the magic tool that could be used for light? It was like antern Though well, the boss brought everything that could be used forbat to the core room. So the only things left were old food and bad loot. Since it had be a dead end, the knights put the food into boxes and carried it out. After they finished carrying the food out, they resumed the suppression. Putting his hand to the wooden door, a knight tried to open it. A sword sprouted from the door. [Guah!?] It wasnt a trap. Behind the wooden door was a bandit piercing the knight that tried to open the door. Then, the door waspletely destroyed with swords. [Uoaaaaaah!] [Gu-!? Ryan, get awa-! Uooooh!] The injured soldier withdrew andbat began. [Dammit, since they tried to ambush us at the entrance I was negligent Light, heal this persons wounds[Healing]!] S-sorry, captain gu-u!] Wrapped in the magics light, the injured soldiers wounds were healed. Therge sh wound closed and the bleeding stopped. Though he was still exhausted and weak, he wasnt in a life-threatening situation. So thats recovery magic huh. Its my first time seeing it. Ah, thebat finished while I was admiring it. [Sorry, Haggis was also injured in the fight just now. Please heal him.] [Damn, this is too exhausting Can you take upmand instead if I copse? Light, heal this persons wounds[Healing].] [Theres no other way so it cant be helped. Since I cant use recovery magic, just captain Seriously, itd be nice if more healing scrolls showed up on the market] [There definitely isnt enough recovery magic scrolls produced, since the Church has a monopoly on it] Hmm, hearing that was good By the way, it seems I can exchange 100000 DP for a healing scroll. Calling it rare its the same price as the cheapest dragon. Yup. However, if theyre able to recover from wounds they went to great lengths to inflict, theres no longer a chance for the bandits to win. [Alright then. I checked Ryan a little ago, be careful of surprise attacks okay? Even though the [Ordinary Cave] is said to be a very short dungeon.] [Captain. There are pickaxes on the ground. The bandits likely dug more.] [Huh? The walls of a dungeon will be repaired even if theyre dug into. Why do they have something like that?] [I dont know, but there are traces of them digging through walls.] Is that so? I looked at Rokuko. Usually, the opened holes are closed up, yeah. Dont humans do that too? Like healing scratches huh. Sort of like that. Though it isnt particrly painful. [Hmm? What does that mean? Though it was already a very unusual thing for bandits to set up in a dungeon, maybe this has something to do with that? [No way, the bandits are the dungeon boss?] [Hahaha, Ive never heard of something like humans being a dungeon boss. Maybe the bandits are dragons?] [The rooms here are too small for dragons to fit in.] The knights carefully advanced through the dungeon while joking around. As for the remaining bandits, nine were lying in wait in the core room. Though they had no choice but to take their time while looking through the eight rooms in the dungeon, the knights finally arrived in front of the core room However, the knights didnt know how to open the door to the core room. I changed my view to the bandits. An underling moved his ear from the door, reporting to the boss. [ It looks like they arrived.] [Alright. Prepare your bows, quietly Shoot em dead soon as they open the door.] [Boss, we got this.] [Fuu. Those guys should be exhausted by getting here. If ites to that, well put an end to it and just push through.] In reality theyve recovered. I wonder what theyd do if I told them the knights had no chance of losing. Id die from the core being destroyed in a fit of anger. Creeeak, the wooden door to the core room opened slowly. The moment that happened, the bandit boss gave the signal to shoot their bows. Arrows shot towards the passage. With heavy impact, there were the sounds of arrows hitting armor. However, just one of them. One of them was really luckyand the worst case for the knightsthat an arrow slipped into the visors opening, going through his brain. At the corner of my vision I saw the DP increase. Looks like he died in one hit. [Ryui! Dammit, its no good! He didnt survive!] [Tch! Just one person!] [Boss!] [You guys! Go for their joints! Our armor will just deflect-] The boss shed at him. [Geh-, you bastard, you Melon Vomit!] [Dont call me thaaaaaat!] [Uwaaah!] The bandit boss was enraged, shing with his sword. His vigor engulfed the knights body, causing him to flinch. He rammed his sword into an opening on the knights armorviolently stirring up the insides. I saw the DP increase again, guess he died as well. I dont want to see whats inside Rather, the heck kind of nickname is Melon Vomit? [Wha-, impolitely vomiting melon while eating together with Hime-sama!] [How dare you do that to Ryui and Eijin, you Vomit Bastard!] [That melon was rotten! It wasnt my fault! Why did you take my fucking reward moneeeeeeeey!] [More than just vomiting the melon, you killed the chef after falsely using him of making the melon rotten! Right in front of Hime-sama!] [Shut up! He was just jealous that Hime-sama was in love with me! I would have been emperor right now if it wasnt for him!] Ah, thanks for exining how you became Melon Vomit. I literally leaned more about it than I thought. Thereafter, Melon Vomit struggled more than expected because he got so angry. In addition to killing the guy with his sword, he inflicted many injuries on the knights. But that was all. With the cooperation of the subordinates supporting each other, they gradually wore him down. The knights sessfully surrounded him, sealing off his movements. Then, before he noticed it, a sword grew from his belly. [Dammit after that even though.] Dropping to his knees with a thud, Melon Vomit was defeated. Grabbing his hair, the knight forcibly lifted his face. [Oi, where are your otherrades? Melon Vomit.] [Tch. everyone was here because of it, goddamn it why I did what I was told] Though his words near the end were faint, it reached the knights ears. With that, all of the bandits had be DP. [Was there a mastermind? Though there was evidence there were women, maybe they escaped.] [Though he said everyone I dont get it. Wait, it looks like this room is the dungeon cores.] [Heeeh, here thats a dungeon core huh? Its the first time Ive seen one.] [As Id heard, it was a small dungeon. There werent even stairs.] One of the knights aimed his sword towards the dungeon core. [Alright then, should I destroy the core?] Chapter 12 A ve Called a Hug Pillow The knight said he was going to destroy the core. The statement was stifling. Shivers ran through me as though my blood flowed in reverse. The knight raised his sword in the monitor then, swung it down. Gob! Gobsuke!? Gobsuke rushed out into the master room. Rokuko and I couldnt stop him. That is, it may have been the instinct of a dungeon monster to avoid the core from being destroyed. [Uwah-!? Kuh, thats-!] [Gob- ah] In the monitor, we could see Gobsuke jump out of the core and be cut down. Gobsuke was cut in two, breathing hisst breath. [Dammit, the goblin got in the way lets go again] [Oi, what are you doing!? This isnt in our jurisdiction!] The leader stopped the knight raising his sword over his head. [Low ss dungeons like this are controlled by the adventurer guild. Just a goblin came out, I heard that this is a bottom ss dungeon.] [Oops, thats right my apologies.] Stopped by his captain, the knight quickly lowered his sword. [ Shit, even though I could be a Sage Knight by destroying a dungeon core] [Though I get why you would want to destroy the core, its already been suppressed. Besides, if you could be acknowledged as a Sage Knight by subjugating bandits in a dungeon where there isnt even a dungeon boss, the royal capital would be overflowing with them by now.] [Tch well, just one goblin came out of the core when I said Id destroy it, maybe it didnt get enough power] [Fool, Im cutting your pay when we return.] [Eeh-! Thats-!] [Well, rather than gaining recognition as a Sage Knight with a dungeon where there isnt even a dungeon boss, wouldnt the opposite happen?] [ If anything, couldnt you call Melon Vomit the boss? When you receive your Sage Knight name, do you want it to said like [Travelling to the Ordinary Cave, the Sage Knight that suppressed Melon Vomit]? After that, youd be known as [Sage Knight of Melon Vomit] or [Sage Knight of the Ordinary Cave].] [Yeah, that sounds pretty bad Haah, Ryui, Eijin, Thomas I didnt think three people would have been lost by something like a bandit extermination.] [Melon Vomit was a formidable enemy] Leaving out their losses, the mood became one of workpleted. Remembering that I hadnt been breathing for a while now, I took a deep breath. I thought I was going to die. Aftering to this world, that was the first time Ive seen the sign of death. Thought I was going to crap myself seriously, ya know? Craaaaap myself. However, he had his mind on what he heard them say about Sage Knights destroying dungeon cores. U-uu G-Gobsuke Rokuko was crouched down, sobbing. Having said that, the goblin was apanion wed spent time together with for the past half month. As for memories yeah, but theyre just memories of eating bread together. I wonder what kind of rtionship Rokuko had with him while I was sleeping? Leave after giving back my portion of the [Bean Paste Roll] Apparently it looks like Rokuko did the same as me. Gobsuke repaid his debt splendidly. If he didnt stop them, wed be dead. Uu, my [Bean Paste Roll] No, she was probably meaning to say [Dont leave me and die idiot]. I selected an assortment of six sweetened buns, presenting them to Rokuko. Here, [Bean Paste Rolls] to cheer you up. Eh-really!? Im cheered up, cheered up! Super cheered up! Rokuko was so lively it was to the point that I seriously almost saw an aura around her. Ah, now that I think about it, this girl was always a brute that sent goblins against adventurers. Whats this!? Though its ck on the inside its somehow delicious! Ah, but this one is tasty tooC Incidentally, I still had to teach her about [Jam Buns] * The bandits corpses were gathered in the entrance room. It seemed that they would bring the knights corpses back home. Though I honestly didnt want to see their grotesqueness, I cant look away so that I can catch the timing to turn them into delicious DP. Dousing the corpses with oil, they burned them In the cave? I get the feeling they dont know anything about carbon dioxide stagnating in the air inside the dungeon in the first ce. Even the bandits used torches for light as usual [Even a dungeon funeral is too luxurious for these guys.] [Did you douse them with oil properly? Itd be troublesome if they became ghoulster on.] [Yeah, its fine to just burn everything but their weapons yeah?] [Thats right. In they off chance they somehow survive, itll be troublesome if they have anything.] Though they said that, there wasnt anything worth using left. Just the bandits corpses and their bedding. So that it would burn everything, they went outside the caves entrance before setting the fire. I was thankful for that, since after it burned out I could majestically capture the corpses. [Alright, Ill set the fire Dance, mes[Ignition].] Ignition looked to be a magic that produced a fire to the level of a lighter from the fingertip. Igniting the oil fuse, the fire extended along it like a snake. The mountain of corpses inside the cave was wreathed in mes surprisingly quickly. Ah. Hey, is that dog eared ve girl alright? When I was reminded by Rokukos words, the fire snake burned through the wooden door, approaching the bed where the dog eared girl was hiding. Her eyes like a dead fish reminded me of despair. Maybe, even though the bandits were good, I get the feeling I wont be able to sleep if I dont save her here. Is it because shes a child? Id be troubled if I had a nightmare Id lose out on sleep. I wonder if shell be DP? Cut it out. Well save her. Cant you collect her? Collect her huh? Youre going to go and help her now? The entrance room is a sea of fire you know? Itll be burned out by the time you get there. It was like Rokuko said. Regardless of whether or not there were any intruders, you could only enter and exit from the dungeon core in the master room. And even if I left the dungeon core it was just a sea of fire. It was hopeless to just walk there. Besides, dont you know that I cant collect invaders? She isnt an item. Hearing Rokukos words, it dawned on me. Thats it an item. What did you just say, Rokuko? Eh-? I spoke to Rokuko like I was persuading myself. ves are called tools. Items. In fact, I never saw those guys make any voluntary movements. Even after their owners, the bandits, died. In other words, ves are items, she just doesnt have an owner now. Items of dead adventurers be the dungeons. Therefore, she already belongs to the dungeon. Right, Rokuko? U-umm even though theyre called items, theyre living things, having magical power Even if you called them living things, you can deploy demons directly from the dungeon core so long as there arent invaders. In other words, its possible to send and collect living things. In fact, couldnt you collect the moldy bread? Isnt mold a living thing? If thats the case, you could probably collect a box with a mouse in it for example. So you should be able to collect living things like humans. Its no good since theres magical power? Even magic tools have magical power. Didnt you collect the light magic tool? Therefore, theres no reason you cant collect THAT-!! I looked at the monitor and map. The fire spread to the bed, beginning to scorch the sheets. The girl was shown as a red dot on the map, representing her as an intruder. Shit, its still no good, I didnt convince myself enough! A-a ve isnt an item after all! Then that isnt even a ve! Its a pillow! That is a pillow! A dog eared girl type of pillow! An item meant for men concealed under their beds!! Thats a pillow, a pillow, a pillow, a pillow, a pillow, a pillow, a pillow Imagine it. That is a hug pillow. A pillow that felt very good when you embraced it. Even ying with its dog ears would be amusing, and had the clothing option of adding knee-socks to it to caress and admire ah, I should have been doing something like that. Yeah, such an important hug pillow must not be burned. Ah, I want to sleep using that pillow. Maybe not having knee socks on its legs is also an option? It would also be good to feel cold legs at times, rather than like a hot-water bottle. Speaking of hot-water bottles, the bandit boss used Rokukos core as a hot-water bottle huh? Ha ha ha. Wait, I got a bit of topic. Come to think of it, although there is an item called the heavenly pillow, I wonder if hug pillows are better than it? Ah, I remembered something unpleasant. Vomit Melon used it like that Though being used goods was a demerit, it wont be a problem if I wash it thoroughly. Cleanup is really convenient. Can it wash hug pillows too? Well then, if not Ill just have to wash it thoroughly. I could already only see the dog eared girl as a hug pillow. ncing at the map, rather than the red dot of an intruder, there was a green dot indicating an item. Alright, its a hug pillow. Collect it. In conclusion, she could do it. * Eeeeeh H-how were you able to collect her!? She was an intruder, the master room Huh? I just collected a hug pillow. Rather, Rokuko, dont absorb the corpses before the fire burns out. Wait a while after it finishes, a knight mighte by to make sure. Ah, a bit of its hair got burned. Wasting such precious ck hair. Well, it has an auto-restoration function so cutting a bit of it off should be fine. Maybe short is good too Woah, theres some white stuff stuck in it. Seriously Melon Vomit, clean up when youre done. Eh-, i-is that right No, no no. Wait a moment. If intruders cant be brought into the core, it isnt funny she was collected! What are you talking about? Isnt it natural that a hug pillow, therefore an item, could be brought in? Y-yeah I get the feeling that works And so, I used Cleanup on the hug pillow. As the foam characteristic to the Cleanup magic went from top to bottom on the hug pillow, itpletely cleaned it offC Uoh-!? Cand it let out a cute sound. Oh, I remembered. Right, I collected a dog eared ve girl. Phew, I almost didnte back after my self-suggestion G-good, Im back. Right, somehow, I collected her Ah, youre bad? Then I demand an exnation! Ah, thats easy Its because I could. I thought I couldnt do it so I convinced myself. Magic is a free and irresponsible thing though now Im tired. You saw it right? You can collect ves. Thats right I can collect ves Yeah, its better to have Rokuko think that. Well, what do I do with this dog eared girl? For now, should I really make her a hug pillow? By the way, whats this ones name? Itd be hard to refer to her without one. Ah, thats right Your name? Or maybe your nickname? What is it? Eh. ah Meat is what Im called, Goshujin-sama. Though her reaction was a little dull, she answered properly. For the time being, Iid down for the day, taking out sweet rolls and a futon and pillowbo with DP, having her rest. Though she didnt move at first, she obediently ate the sweet rolls when ordered andid down, sleeping on the futon. For information on how to treat Meat it might be good if the group of knights returned. Above that, its better that the knights dont meddle. * In the end, the group of knights confirmed that the bandits corpses burned sufficiently before returning. As expected, I slept through the whole thing. After that, they returned to their camp without doing anything in particr. Yeah, I think it would have been amazing if theyd just ughtered the bandits to eat their roasted meat. Truly. Turning the corpses into DP wasnt a problem, it also became a significant influx. With this, our savings are totaled at14504 DP. Amazing this is the first time Ive seen so much DP. Right now, whenpared with our DP savings so far it was a small fortune. However, the bandits arent here anymore, so our ie decreased. Gobsuke isnt here anymore but in exchange I have a dog eared ve and have to support it. With three meals a day, assuming that sweet roll assortments and beverages are served thats a consumption of 15 DP per day. And the ie from the core was just 10 DP. It seemed that the dog eared ve earned 0 DP even when left alone since it was collected as an item. Or maybe it isnt strong enough to collect DP from to start with Well, that being the case, Ill cut her meals to two a day to make it stabilize no, in order for adventurers to not expect anything when theye, I need to take out a goblin. There would be a deficit. Could I sleep soundly in a situation like this? No, I couldnt sleep. Im a coward, so I cant endure my savings being gradually decreased. So, I who cannot endure a deficit management style, will have to fundamentally change the [Ordinary Cave]s nature. Haah, I dont want to work. Chapter 13 Extra: Dungeon Master Kehma (Rokukos Point of View) Strange. How did this happen? I just sank 1000 DP into the gachapon, taking a big gamble to turn around this hopeless situation. A weak looking human, Kehma, appeared. Of all things, he became the dungeon master and I have to obey him. What kind of thing is this? I dont get it. I cant settle down until I ughter those detestable bandits who kicked my core. It definitely would have been better to use the 1000 DP to summon a ton of goblins than this. Aah what am I doing already, while hes asleep I have to be quiet. I couldnt speak since he ordered me. I have a lot of things I want to say! Then, when I summoned a goblin using DP, he got angry. Moreover, when there was a chance at revenge when only one bandit was left, he didnt do anything! Why not!? Ane-sama No. 89 said I should summon goblins! Ane-sama No. 89 is amazing you know!? Shes the dungeon in the imperial capital! Kehma couldnt even reach her feet! Thats the ton of DP I worked for! Then he ordered me to not use DP without his permission. And yet he used it for himself. If it were just food it would be fine, but he took out a [Futon]. Gununu yet he told me I mean, doesnt that guy sleep too much? Im a dungeon core so I dont sleep at all you know? I wonder if sleeping so much is okay? After that, for some reason Kehma used the DP Id gathered at great pains to give tribute to the bandits. Moreover, he had me write something I didnt mean at all. [Thank you for defeating the goblins.] Aaaaah! Come oooooon~~~~! This guy, he just wants to tter them desperately to survive! I thought, whenC Weve gained some time with this for now. Since well massacre them before long, calm down. Che spoke with a serious face. Moreover, was it to make his bed safe? I dont get this guy. I cant understand him. He even went to sleep again. Exin it properly! Then, adventurers arrived when that guy was sleeping. However, they were defeated by the bandits. That was the first time. The first time something other than goblins died in thebyrinth. Perhaps the bandits are a good thing? Well, I wont let them kick my core! Then after exining it to Kehma, it seemed to be what he nned. He expected this to ur, above all getting more DP. The bandits definitely earned more DP than he spent on them. It wasnt bad. As I thought that, he used DP on the bandits again. He added more rooms. With one room, unleash the strongest monsters with a bang! Though thats what I believed, he convinced me with his exnation. Just enough goblins to do whats needed is fine! But he doesnt let me deploy goblins. I dont get it. In the end, after using all that DP for the group of bandits, he said it was different from the other gifts since it couldnt be taken away to the town. Well, it certainly feels like that. Unexpectedly, Kehma has a good head on his shoulders. Hes better at earning DP than me. But hes a really sleepy guy huh I poked him. Ah, Gobsuke. I used [Cleanup] on him. However, Kehma just used [Cleanup] on himself once to bepletely clean. Normally, youd need to douse the water a lot of times, using [Cleanup] over and over to do that. I wonder how he did it? After that, the bandits purposely brought corpses back themselves. Killing and bringing back their trophies to the inside of the dungeon, DP increased just like Kehma said. Then, the [Melon Bread]. Kehma took out bread Id never seen before, called [Melon Bread], using DP. It was sweet and so delicious eating things like this wasnt bad. [Melon Bread] is amazing. Though [Bean Paste Roll] is tasty, [Melon Bread] is the best. Eh, I have to share with Gobsuke? I-its fine, but I wont share any of the [Melon Bread] you know!? Though I told him when the adventurers came, hed actually made a goblin room a few days ago as a backup n. Kehma properly took many things into consideration as the dungeon master. He usually slept, making me send various things written in the box, then collecting it wait, not just that huh, isnt he doing quite a lot of things? Now that I think about it, didnt I just throw goblins at adventurers that came? Hmm, maybe it would be a good thing to study some more? And then the bandits were finally cleared out. Though I thought that I was going to die when the sword was pointed at the dungeon core, I was saved. For me, Gobsuke sacrificed himself Recently, Id started to understand what Gobsuke wanted to say, but now he isnt here Im a little sad. As for the bandits they were massacred just like Kehma said. Theypletely became DP. Kehma is amazing. He really was able to massacre the bandits. I definitely dont think I could have done it with just me and goblins. I wonder if Kehma could have done it by just using goblins? In truth, the bandits were killed with neither monsters nor traps. After that, he collected the tiny ve into the master room. Though I dont know how, even though she was definitely an intruder, he treated her like an item. Learning that ves could be collected like items when their masters died was a first for me. However, it was natural that I didnt know since it was the first time a ve was in the dungeon. I dont know things I dont know. I wonder what use he has for the ve? Will it really be a hug pillow? No way, its Kehma. Im sure theres a decent reason. But still, [Meat], huh. definitely ng. I dont think it meant anything good either Well, its fine if Kehma says its fine. [TN: The ves name in the raw is Meat written in kana instead of kanjiCNiku] What next? Even though the dungeon has changed considerably Well, its alright. Ill leave it to the dungeon master. If I leave it to Kehma, even I could get closer to Ane-sama No. 89! Ah, but Ill help out a bit, too. Chapter 14 Using DP to Create a Golem And so, I think Ill learn [Create Golem]. What I had my eye on was the [Create Golem] magic. Magic that makes a golem yeah, isnt that good, wouldnt it be easier to have the golem work? Eeh, theres not a magic that just makes a golem. Its better to just summon a golem monster with DP. Though its 100 DP for one, its strong. In other words, [Create Golem] pays for itself after summoning a hundred of them then everything after that would be the same as being free. Thats amazing! Hmm, would I summon that many? Or can you even summon things at no cost? Since I have no clue how good a golems performance is, I dont really know if would really need one hundred of them. Though to be blunt, theres a reason I want to make one but Ill keep that quiet. So without further ado, I order the scroll for [Create Golem] ah, it came out. In exchange for 10000 DP when I selected the scroll for [Create Golem], a scroll of parchment bound by a string appeared. Lets not worry about the leftover DP suddenly bing less than a third of what it was Ill use it immediately. Unfastening the string, I looked at its contents. [Create Golem] was written along the left side, followed by some kind of magic formation. Hey, how am I supposed to use this? Just put some magical power into the magic formation. When Rokuko said that, I tried out pouring magical power onto it. It felt like the life magics [Cleanup]. I sensed my bodys magical power rush from my hands into the magic formation in them. It felt like I grew a little weaker. As the magical power flowed from my hands onto the magic formation, the lines of the formation spun. I get it so this is what it feels like when magical power is drained away. Well, I wonder how much of its enough? For now Ill just pour more into it. The formation elerated as I continued to fill it with magical power. Did it reach a critical point? The magic formations resistance vanished with a bang, magical power raining down on me. As soon as I was showered by the rain of magical power, I felt the structure of the magic formation embed itself in me. No, it probably really was embedded in me. It felt like I could already use [Create Golem]. As for the scroll the lines representing the magic formation burned, disappearing in mes. Heeh, its the first time Ive seen something like that. So thats what happens when you use a magic scroll. Eh-? Rokuko, you havent used a scroll? No way, too expensive. Then how did you know how to use it? Fufun, because itsmon sense Ane-sama No. 89 taught me a bit though. I immediately tried out using [Create Golem]. The required materials were what was needed to make the golems body and magical power. I knew that. Probably due to the scrolls effect. Stone was needed for a stone golem. y was needed for a y golem. The amount of magical power changed as needed. Should I dig up the y from outside the master room? Standing up I remembered Meat. She was crouching idle in the corner of the room with her arms holding her knees. Yeah, I dont have to do it. Lets make use of it. Alright, Meat, please go out and dig some y from a bit outside the cave. This much is fine. YCes. Goshujin-sama. I ordered Meat to bring back about a ser balls worth. I bought a shovel (5 DP) since she tried going outside without anything. When I passed it to Meat, it felt like her face looked a bit surprised. Her expression was dead as usual. A little whileter, Meat came back with the shovel and y. Holding it with her small body, it looked heavy. Rather, it probably really was heavy for a child. Yeah, she cane and go from the master room now. Alright, good job. Have a rest. Ah, uu. I praised her while patting her head. Incidentally, I used [Cleanup] on her since she was dirty from carrying the y with her bare arms. Though, she said something like, hyafu-! I wonder if having [Cleanup] used on you is ticklish? Now I want to try it on Rokuko. Alright, without further ado [Create Golem]! I poured magical power into the lump of y. Making the circuits with my magical power, it took the shape of a person. Likely due to the effects of the scroll, the image of a golem floated in my head though it was quite smallpared to it, it should be fine. Maybe. Surely. Probably. Itll work out somehow. Following the process in my mind, I kneaded the y, filling with more magical power. I reproduced a small golem with a human form as the temte. Continuing to pour more magical power into it for around ten minutes, the thirty centimeter tall y golem (mini) waspleted. Wow, thats a golem? Whats with the question!? But arent golems normally bigger than adult humans!? I doubt whether or not its even worth making a hundred of these. Well, Im a bit bothered that I dont know what a normal one is well, it should be fine if I make ten thousand or so of them. For now it looks like the golems moves when instructed. I immediately decided to have it expand the cave. Itd be saving DP. Disying the map, I ordered it to steadily dig towards the separated cave with the goblin room. The freshly made y golem (mini) left the master room without even a shovel. Adaptable golems really dont exist. Itd be better if it used a shovel to dig through the wall. No no what are you talking about. Right now, Im impressed by the golems possibilities. Rokukosmon sense said that [Golems cant do anythingplex] as though it were unthinkable. For example, take [Dig a hole]. I think that it being able to do something like dig a hole was already plentyplex. If you tried to do the same thing in modern Japan, it wouldnt be able to happen without you teaching it the movements for its body to dig a hole. The location too, if you told it to [Go there] in modern Japan, you would have to teach it how to move its feet. And if it fell it wouldnt be able to stand up on its own, or if it walked into an obstacle en route it would continue doing so. But I just said [Go there and dig through the wall]. Magic is amazing. Im impressed. However, using magic is pretty tiring alright, lets go to sleep. Ah, right. Lets make Meat into a hug pillow. I feel like I got her for that reason no, dont be afraid. Its alright since I wont do anything lewd you know? Yeah, she isnt wearing knee socks or anything today, its better to foster more mutual trust after all * Well, Ill say one thing. People arent suitable to be pillows. Though Meat was turned into a hug pillow oh, I didnt undress her of course. Yeah, I just turned her into a hug pillow. It was good at first. Silky smooth skin and her hair smelled kind of good. But the problem urred after a while. It was hot. Human skin is hot. Yeah, not even for winter. It was a heat to warm each other in a snowy mountain. I mean, Id heard children had a higher temperature to begin with while on the subject, dogs also have a higher body temperature than humans. Thus, the little dog eared girl naturally had a high temperature. Later, when I started to think the sound of her breathing was getting noisy, Meat was on the verge of suffocating in the futon. Right, I was dumb. Its dangerous if her head isnt properly outside of it. I rushed to get her head out of the futon. Now her face was right in front of me. Slightly opened erotic lips, tender cheeks red fromck of oxygen no! Im not a lolicon! Im not a lolicon okay!? Since her breath was ticklish, I faced the opposite direction. Not because of my heart pounding, its because her breath was being ticklish now the back of my hair was being tickled. Uoooh,e on. Since there was no other choice, I lowered her head and embraced her again. I lowered the edge of the covers so that she wouldnt suffocate in the futon this time. Even the heat improved with that. It finally felt just right and I could get to sleep. But there was still a problem. It was a pretty big one too. The problem was that I couldnt move the hug pillow. Though you had no choice but to push aside the pillows if you had to move, the ve, Meat, couldnt do something like that. The resultC She is peeing! No, thats my fault. Im in the wrong here. Thinking that, I got up soaked. Meat was flustered and crying into her arms. I immediatelyforted her and used [Cleanup] on her, the bed, and I Yeah, I was in the wrong. Please push me away if you have to go to the restroom from now on. Oi oi, heres a hamburger! Its delicious you know! So please dont cry, I know I was in the wrong here! Chapter 15 The Potential of a Golem Eeh, so lets begin the session of Kehmas excitement from bathing in Meat-chans pee-pee Wait a sec. Thats a very spiteful interpretation of what happened. It was an ident, judge! As for the matter of peeing being leaked to Rokuko, the dungeon master ordered her to be quiet about it. Since she instantly quieted down, he decided to make more golems today. Meat, bring me a bit of y. The same amount as yesterday. Yes. So, Meat remembered how to leave the master room and left holding the shovel. Which reminds me, I wonder how much work the y golem (mini) got done? Right, there was something to confirm first. Hmm, lets see here Bringing out the dungeon surveince monitor from the menu, he checked the room the golem was ordered to dig through. The y golem (mini) was desperately scratching the wall. How praiseworthy. But wouldnt it not advance at all like that? The y golems hands arent strong enough for the surface rock of the wall. I was thoughtless. Its no good without a pickaxe huh Hmm, itll continue on as is endlessly unless you tell it to do something. How long will it continue to work for? Eh? Well, probably until its mana expires right? Its a golem after all. Though because its in the dungeon where mana gathers thickly, itll never stop you know? Thats amazing, that it doesnt have any maintenance costs is seriously amazing. I nearly fainted at how much its performance exceeded my expectations. Wouldnt it be fine even if I just leave everything to the golem and go to sleep? No no Kehma, the Golem cant work decently. It isnt even digging a hole though you told it to dig one, check it out. Hm? I looked at what Rokuko pointed to on the monitor. Yeah, the y golem (mini) is scratching the wall huh? Looking closely, something felt out of ce. The y Golem (mini) was wing at the wall. However, its hands were wearing out. Using its hands to grate against the stone wall damaged them, but it foolishly didnt stop digging. It did nothing but continue trying to dig. Thats awful Right? Golems are stupid you know. I dont need to say it, but it wont do anything else. So it will continue trying to dig a hole even if it cant. Yeah, awful. That is awful. However, Im thinking of something very different than what Rokuko is. I couldnt stop myself from grinning. For now Ill tell the golem to return and wait on standby temporarily. Ill fix its hands. I-Im back Meat returned, carrying the y and breathing heavily. Wee back Meat. Good job, excellent now then, time for an experiment. Since Meat brought the lump of y, I epted it and used [Cleanup] while patting her head. It was a simple apology, but right now I want to try something out for a bit. While thinking that, I used the [Wow] magic, [Create Golem]. I poured in magical power while kneading the y. * Well, is it finished? What, this? I created a golem the size of my palm that only had three arms of different lengths. Inserting a shaft into the center of a palm-sized bowl-like container, it was a golem with three needle-like arms stretching out from the axis. No no no, how is this a Golem? No way, eh, whats with its shape? Its a [Clock], a [Clock]. Right, this is a [Golem Clock]. After assigning numbers to each of the three arms, I ordered each of them with [One rotation every sixty seconds] to the first arm, [One rotation every sixty minutes] to the second arm, and [one rotation every twelve hours] to the third arm. In other words, they were the second hand, the minute hand, and the hour hand. It turned into a clock that would keep working so long as its mana continued. Adjusting the time was a hassle though. By the way, when I realized that the hands didnt even need a normal shape to begin with, they turned into needle-shaped arms right away. Though the clock was entirely y, you wouldnt think it was a Golem at a nce. A-a golem with a shape like that Wooow, Kehma, youre ignoringmon sense. Whatre you talking about after summoning me from another world? How the heck would I know this worldsmon sense? Even so, it was surprisingly easy to make a modified golem. Moreover, since it was just arms without almost any joints, or maybe thanks to excluding the function to process vague orders, I used considerably less magical power. Feels like around tenth of what the y golem (mini) used? Well, what now? If you wanted to see the time you could look at the menu you know? You didnt even need something like this. Now that I think about it, the dungeon master could make the [Menu] disy the time Ill give it to Meat. Yep, I just made this for the sake of experimenting anyways. Since I learned from it its not particrly useless. For that reason, I gave the [Golem Clock] to Meat as a gift. And, though I noticed it now that I think about it, Meat was still barefoot and wearing rags for clothing. Oops. I immediately spent DP for [Cheap Clothing (Dress: 8 DP)] and [Cheap Shoes (For Children: 10 DP)], as well as [Knee Socks (White: 70 DP)]. Then, when I noticed Meat didnt have them on when I saw her change, I quickly bought [Girls Underwear (20 DP)]. That was dangerous. Though it took a bit of DP, I got another set. It wasnt a problem having one set of clothing including underwear but it helped. Their materials werent bad, I wanted to deck her out with cute things eventually when there was a lot more DP though. Ah, Rokuko too. Or rather, I wonder. I feel like knee socks arbitrarily improved her somehow. Shes already worth about three and a half goblins. Is she a luxury good? I hung the [Golem Clock] around her neck using a [String (5 DP)]. When I said I was giving it to her, she looked at the [Golem Clock] motionlessly. Do you like it? Though I thought that, she didnt know what kind of thing it was. Right, she was a ve, she probably doesnt know about a lot of things yep, Im going to start teaching Meat various things starting tomorrow. But Rokuko- Wait, rather, what is Rokuko even doing? Is she doing anything? Lets change that a bit. Shell do it instead of me. That wont work. She cant see anything but the future of her Goblin Paradise. * I mended the hand of the y golem (mini). I turned one of its hands into the form of a shovel made of stone since it was specially made. It was pretty easy after giving it a go. After changing the shape of the y and pouring enough magical power into the stone, it quickly took the shape of a shovel. Revised y golem (mini), ver. shovel hand! It made sense that the y required less magical power to process than the stone. If it was a human-sized golem, itd probably be fine to just give it a pickax if the Golem was made from y from the start. After experimenting with this y golem (mini) as a prototype goes well for a while, Ill probably make a human sized version of it. Though it was long and tedious to call it y golem (mini) each time, I didnt know if it was even a y golem anymore since its hand wasnt made of y anymore. So I decided to name it. Since it was a golem made for trial purposes, an experimentation-like name would be good. Alright, you are Tester. Tester is your name. Got it? Tester, formerly known as y golem (mini), understood what I said and nodded. I then ordered Tester to fetch y from outside of the cave again. Itll probablye back with about a basketballs worth of y. I wonder if it would bring enough materials back before I wake up from sleeping? It wont stop moving inside the dungeon, but I wonder about how long itllst outside of it? I should look into that. Chapter 16 The Potential of a Golem (2) By the way, Tester brought a considerable amount of y back while I was asleep. However, it wasnt able to return after getting itself stuck in the hole it was digging, stopping its movements. It seemed to have ran out of mana. The golem wouldnt resume moving until magical power was poured into it. Normally, it could move for about one hour ording to the knowledge from [Create Golem]. How long was it moving outside the dungeon? Mmm, about an hour. Though the monster golem would have been able to move longer than that. I wonder what other information there was for [Create Golem]? Taking out to information to remember, there was one that said [When embedding a magic stone, it will continue longer]. However, there wasnt the vital information that said what a [Magic Stone] was at all. Rokuko, whats a magic stone? Eh? A magic stone is, umm, its a stone packed full of mana. Though you can often get them from monsters ah,e to think of it although monster golems have magic stones, the golem Kehma made doesnt have one? It doesnt In other words, its like a battery for a golem. Although theres no problem since mana fills the dungeon, it looks like it cant move much outside since it doesnt have a magic stone. Fortunately, Tester was quickly retrieved by Meat. The hole the golem couldnt get out of was about thirty centimeters. Even a child could do it. There was no choice but to drag it out. It was a lump of y about the size of a basketball, so it must have been heavy Yep, isnt this dog eared girl strong? Tester began to move once it entered the dungeons domain. Since it tried to go dig the hole again, it was stopped and ordered to return with Meat. It seemed that orders persisted even if it stopped operating. That information was a good harvest. As youd expect of Tester. So with that, lets assume that stone and soil will be collected with golems from now on I want a magic stone A magic stone? Why not buy it with DP? Crap, I didnt think of that. I didnt notice until Rokuko said something, am I an idiot? What a shock. What does that mean!? I looked at the DP catalog. Magic stones were listed as treasures. The same categories as things like jewelry. Magic stones also had a few grades, the cheapest being 10 DP and the highest being multiple thousands, it varied. For now Ill buy a cheap magic stone to try a few things out. Right, Meat. Can you read and write? Can, not. Its inexcusable, Goshujin-sama Meat lowered her head apologetically. Yeah, Im not angry you know? My heart is hurting here. I see. Then Rokuko, teach Meat her letters. If you can get her to properly remember them, Ill give you melon bread to eat. Meat too, all-you-can-eat hamburgers if you can memorize them. Eh-, all-you-can-eat melon bread!? Got it! A- are you sure? Good good, light returned to Meats eyes at the mention of hamburgers. Now they feel like eyes that are alive. It seems those dead fish eyes disappeared somewhere. Yep, its best for children to be lively. But dog eared girls like meat after all. I wonder if shed be overjoyed at a steak, Ill see if I cant get one with DP. She might let me caress her feet in gratitude. Sooner orter, since Meat will need to do various things outside of the cave, I dont want her to remember various things. Or rather, is it fine for her to stay as a ve at this point? No, since she might not be able to enter and leave the master room if she isnt a ve, theres no need to do something right now. I wonder if ves in this world are bound by magic or something? I could see a cor though well its fine for now. Now then, lets create a golem while Rokuko is teaching Meat her alphabet. Though Id usually want to go to sleep soon, theres one thing I prioritize over sleeping. Thats the preparations to sleep soundly. Its fine to cut down on sleeping time to prepare to sleep soundly! Yep, sleep is the most important thing in the end. I exchanged some DP to get a few magic stones and pickaxes to dig. Though there was still 3500 DP left, it would disappear quickly if I wasted it. I embed one of the 10 DP magic stones into Tester. I wonder how long itll be able to move outside the dungeon now lets have Tester plow the field outside the dungeon. I did a minor change, altering its hand into a hoe. Adventurers still wont be here for a while either, so it should be safe to work outside. Then I started making a human-sized golem this time. It should be fine if I use the blueprint from [Create Golem] once Ah, theres not enough y. Lets make it lightweight by taking out some. Thisll save materials. I embedded it with the cheapest magic stone. The golem could move quite energetically. Its movements were smoother than Tester. I wonder if thats because I took out its insides? Though Rokuko, who was teaching Meat, was surprised when she looked over, she didnt mind since it was holding a pickaxe to erge the cave. Dig through the cave with this, it was that simple. Ah, I want to make a golem entirely out of stone. The stone that had been dug up by the bandits before was all collected as items since it couldnt be turned into DP. * After embedding the 10 DP magic stone into Tester, it was nonchntly plowing the field even after a day. Looks like it could still go on. Wonder how long? The y golem, having a pickaxe, dug five meters into the cave. It was a five meter passage that an adult could go through. Yep, isnt this a considerably hard worker? I repaired its joints since they were starting to break, sending it back off to dig. This manner was increasing our stone and y stores. It also happened to extend the cave. Well, lets immediately make a stone golem as well. Power suit type. Hey, Kehma. What is that? Its an armor golem. Why is Meat inside the golem? Well, thats because I wanted her to wear it. Meat, try moving a bit. O-okay. This time I had Meat put on a frame-type golem and ordered the golem to assist Meats movements. Meat walked, but it didnt look like she felt the weight. Though it didnt seem to be able to follow quick movements, for now it should keep its contents safe from instant death. Dont worry, I dont want to see that either. Its a little hard to walk, but theres no problems. Alright, try hitting the wall. Wait up, what are you saying? Whats that stone te? Isnt it a wall? Isnt it more authentic to use a wall golem made with the same stone as the golem? I ordered it so that it wouldnt move, but really I didnt order it to do anything other than be a wall. I saved a lot due to its simple structure. I wonder if I could make a brick wall variation of the stone walls. Im,ing.. tei-! Doooong! The stone wall shattered brilliantly. Rokuko was incredibly surprised. Even Meat, the one who hit it, had her eyes open wide. Since she was firmly wrapped in stone, it shouldnt have hurt, but I wonder if shes alright? Thats the most important thing right now. I want it to be safe since Im also going to use it. Alright, good offensive power. I wonder if even fighting would be good with this? Meat, is anything wrong with your legs or feet? Properly let me know if anything serious happens okay? I-Im alright. Good, good. Since it looks like it can move outside with a magic stone embed in it, itll be good for simple jobs. With a little bit of remodeling it can be hidden under clothes, or maybe the opposite for a full body armor kind of thing then heading to the human vige wouldnt be a problem, probably? Lets refer to the recent group of knights for the design. While thinking about it, Rokuko tilted her head to the side and spoke. Nn? Kehma, youre going to the human vige? Yeah. I cant just stay here and do nothing after all and now that the group of knights tidied up the bandits it should be safe to get there inparative safety. Theres a need to collect information, so Ill go as soon as possible ah, can dungeon masters not leave? No, its not that they cant its just, I didnt think Kehma would be interested in leaving the master room. Ah, so that was it. I hadnt left the master room sinceing to this world at all. Well, since the bandits were here you get it right? Theyre dead now. Ah right. It couldnt be helped. I keenly remembered the time when the bandits were here. Well, the bandits were powerful enemies. For some reason, I dont feel anything for them. Theyve already turned into DP now. Its fine with that, yep. Chapter 17 Magic Sword Golem and Clothes Golem And so, its been three days since then. Ive since remodeled Tester into Tester Mk. 2 after examining various things rting to Golems. A basic Golem well, it didnt need a proper blueprint for something like a small clock Since I made various things out of materials like stone, wood, y, and even materials that didnt have solid shapes such as water and fire, I confirmed a surprising amount of various things. Since the moment I thought about being able to make a fire golem, it burned out and was a failure. Even if I didnt use fire directly, instead igniting a wood golem, it would just be charcoal. Or rather, since a charcoal golem gets treated as damaged, its a failure Itd probably be scary if it clung to an adventurer while burning though. Meanwhile, using water to make an aqua golem was surprisingly normal. As far as its appearance was concerned at least. Even though it looked like a proper golem, things entered inside of its hand when it touched them. It looked like it could be used for something, I wonder what? It looked like fish could be raised inside the Golem. Maybe it could be used instead of a ss tank? Then theres this working golem, the de golem. Created with the 30 DP [Iron Ingot] as its material, it was a sword-model golem. Making it with the image of a Japanese sword in mind, it turned into an unexpectedly good weapon. The de vibrated when filled with magical power, cutting through logs while sounding like a chainsaw. Though the de didnt go to high frequencies, it was still a magic sword. Additionally, there was a gimmick where the de would forcefully shoot out, too. Then theres this second golem that supports actions through clothing. In the end, the armor suit-type golem stood out too much. Since it couldnt do quick and heavy movements easily, I decided to give making a clothes golem a go. It even had gloves to protect the wrists and assist grip strength. As expected, anything is possible with magic. Though the fundamentalmand for the clothes golem was to assist movements, I, who havent even held a sword before, was able to move like a full-fledged soldier after linking with the de bolem With sample movements from the group of knights and bandits, as well as the ones dragged out from those adventurers. Menu-san is amazing, automatically recording things previously seen by the monitor High tech. Smart technology. Well, I could keep up with the movement patterns to some degree, but muscle pains were inevitable since I couldnt keep up with the rapid movements though it was fine if it just ended at muscle pains yep, well, I cant fight anything like this, so no more of that. Since iron was ced at important spots as there was a bit left over after making the sword, it should have a reasonable amount of defense capability. In extremely bad circumstances, it would run to the cave even if I lost consciousness if I ordered it to [Escape to the cave]. I just want to live in safety. So long as I have my life, I can sleep even if I lose my hands and feet. So this is my current strongest equipment. What do you think? Isnt there something off in your head!? Rokuko said whatever she felt like as usual. Its usefulness was obvious. Ah, was she disappointed I only had enough to prepare for Meat and I? Sorry Rokuko, its unfortunate, but youre a dungeon core so youre house-sitting and dont get one. No, I didnt say something like that you know!? Yeah, well, if adventurerse only take out five Goblins. I think itll probably be okay I wore the clothes golem and equipped the de golem. Meat did the same, but instead of the de golem had a knife-type one. Just in case, I ordered her to not attack me. With this, were ready to go to the human settlement whenever. Sp39wz7 * Since she memorized the alphabet to some degree, I gave her a hamburger as a reward. Rokuko was munching on some melon bread, too. Seriously, slow down. Ah, thats right. Hey, Rokuko, is mana and magical power different? I asked as I suddenly remembered the question. When filling a magic stone with magical power, it enters a state where it can sufficiently collect mana. Then was it the same thing? Why are they referred to differently? Mmm, basically, magical power is in the bodies of living things and it feels like mana is from the outside. Though they often mix, its the same thing. Sometimes monsters have mana in them. Dont give me that mix. That was sloppy. Well, each persons wavelength of magical power is different. As a rule, magical power is said to have small differences, meaning mana wont have small differences after mixing, or something like that was said. Eeh, so its like a fingerprint. Its probably something like that. U-umm, that reminds me, Goshujin-sama wont, Goshujin-sama, register magical power? Hmm? Meat started speaking. What was she talking about? Though I thought that, it appeared that I needed to register my magical power on the ve cor Meat was wearing. Bothersome however, with that other people wont be able to register so I cantin, so I decided to register it. It would be bothersome if Meat was stolen. Huh? Now that I think about it, didnt I take her from her former Goshujin-sama, the boss bandit? Though I thought that, its probably because him dying put her in a freed state. It seems that some generous people free ves when their owners die. Like that, its good when vese across those kind of people for owners. It seems that some ves get re-caught by other ve owners and sold back to a ve shop. Is removing the cor no good? Its useless. Death. The very cor was a rtively inexpensive magic tool made to be ced on the neck, but it seems that that the ve would die if they removed the cor by themselves after being contracted. The magic from the contract would kill them if they removed it without permission. Scary! Contract magic is scary! Then, if the wearer of the cor injured its master, it would strangle them to settle down their rebellious heart. Strict as hell. Furthermore, the cor could tighten just by the master thinking about it. It could also be used to lightly strangle them when they are called, for example. And suitably, it costs money to release ves yep, troublesome! Well, in that case Ill register then lets deal with troublesome things first. Yes, please fill the magic stone in the cor with magical power umm, then to check if the registration worked properly, please lightly strangle me. Fill it with magical power to register Yeah, I felt the path connect. Im probably registered with that. Then, though I was reluctant, I imaged her thin neck be tightly constricted. Hu-, e-! Aah-!? Wai-, release! Release! Stop strangling her ne-! I saw the cor tightly strangle her neck. It sunk into her neck. That isnt on the level of being light, oi! Stop right now! People who use this to call for their ves are brutes. Are you alright!? Hyuu- Kefu, y-yes, th-thank, you Though Meat, who had been forced to stop breathing, was teary-eyed with red cheeks, she answered while in a bit of a coughing fit. Yep, Im honestly sorry. Eeh, now Im, properly, Goshujin-samas ve. Meat smiled pleasantly. Eh-. Though this is the first time Ive seen Meat smile, whats with that timing? Chapter 18 A Human Town for the First Time Remember Rokuko, just five goblins when adventurerse. No more than that. You can eat up to two melon rolls from the [Sweet Roll Assortment] per day. G-got it. Kehma, you be careful too okay? And, like that, we left with Rokuko cave-sitting. Now that I think of it, this is the first time Ill be leaving the master room. When Tester stopped moving for one reason or another while digging I had Meat go retrieve it. I wonder if this world doesnt have chemicals harmful to humans in it? Maybe things like mana and magical power are harmful to human health Youre not going? Y-yeah. Were going. Were going now, so Lets hurry up and go! Im not pushing you know? Definitely not pushing you, you know? Eh? Pushing? I got it Hold up, the trantion function!? Wooah-! Pushed on the back by Rokuko, I left the master room. Entering the dungeon proper without incident, we appeared in the core room. A-alright, nothing wrong happened right? Phew, scared the crap out of me wait,e to think of it, cant I use magic and stuff now? Yep. Goshujin-sama, are you alright? Ah, yeah, you? Im all good. Then lets hurry up and go why are you still standing at the entrance? No, now that Im thinking about it, isnt it bad if the dungeon master leaves from the dungeon after all? I should think about this some more Ei- Whats with the push!? Youre pushing me!? Eh, yes, Im pushing you. Why!? Is Trantion Function-san overloaded and not working!? Ah- My first time(walking) against my will! Yep, nothing happened. Nothing happened as expected. After I took a serious step, Meat tugged on my clothes. Goshujin-sama? A-ah, sorry. Well then, lets go! Just one step towards the forest Should I push you? Ah, yeah. Please * Ohe on, what about the safety zone though I didnt say that, wouldnt I be putting my life in danger by going outside? I followed Meat down the mountain road while grumbling about that. If I had to say why we were going outside, the reason would be for safety. You cant determine if youre safe without information, the peace right now might just be temporary so Im descending to the human vige. Ahh, I dont want to work. Of course, thanks to the clothes golem, I, who doesnt exercise at all, can easily run down the mountain path. Itll properly run after being told [Run to the Sia Township] after all. However, though Im just being moved, we had to take several breaks on the way since I got crazy tired how is Meat alright wonder how much muscle pain Ill have tomorrow. Even bringing things like water and food in after considering that we may not arrive in a day, I had Meat carry them after the first break. Rather, she wanted to carry it since thats work for ves and I didnt refuse. Even though Meat could still actually run while carrying the luggage, I was already at my limit even with the support of the clothes golem. Well, we turned up at the human vige after half a day. We didnte across anything particrly dangerous on the way. Since the clothes golem ran out of mana on the way, I refilled the magic stone with magical power Its better to make use of magic stones and not be stingy. I can get a recement when we return. We arrived at the human vige after various things, the Sia Township. Other than water and food, I brought a lot of money from the dungeon. A portion of what the bandits were hoarding was able to be retrieved when the attack happened. A stone brick wall about five meters tall enclosed the town, gatekeeper soldiers were standing guard at the entrance gate. I mean, its pretty huge. Isnt this town more of a city? Wonder how many people live here Looking at the map for now, there were gates in the north, south, east, and west. This appears to be the west gate. Halt! What business do you have in Sia! Approaching the gate, the gatekeeper was being vignt and called out for us to stop. I stopped since making trouble would be annoying. Ah, sorry. Im from the country. Do I need to do something to get inside? Answer the question. What business do you have in Sia? Eeh, I set out from my old way of life to be an adventurer. Hmm Is that a ve? Is it yours? Thats right, I picked it up by chance. Why did youe at this time? Well, since knights seem to havee by and subjugate some bandits the other day, I thought itd be a safer journey. I didnt reallye here to do anything. Peace is good Wait, perhaps, is there something wrong with the time right now? Sorry, a countryman like me doesnt know of things like that. I didnt lie at all After looking through the DP catalog and seeing [Lie Detecting Magic Tool (50000 DP)], I decided it would be better to be careful just to make sure. It was half the DP of the [Healing Scroll (100000 DP)], so it could likely appear on the market. Need to be careful to not say too much. The country had three residents (one being a dungeon core), and I decided to be an adventurer for information gathering. I picked up Meat in the dungeon, and came across knights on the way (the bandits were in the dungeon) so it became safe. Oh, I see. Sorry then Right now, some higher ups came. They are rted to those knights you talked about before. So thats it then? Work must be hard. Then, can I pass? Or do I need something? Do you have identification? If not, itll be five silver coins and one copper coin. One copper coin for the ve. The cor counts as identification for the ve. Gah, they need a lot I confirmed I brought my wallet. It had about eight silver and thirty copper in it. Yep, though it looks like I can afford it, how much money will it cost inside Ah, the silver coins are a security deposit. Since you will get an ID from the guild if you be an adventurer, juste backter and show it But I wonder if you have the money to register as an adventurer after leaving the country? It takes three silver to register at the adventurer guild. Three copper is fine if you have a soldier apany you to the adventurer guild until you can show ID. Ill tell you now, the two copper is thebor cost. We can go immediately since Im avable right now. Oh, in other words to save two copper, I can go to the adventurer guild without a guide, register ande back, then ask for the deposit back after showing the ID, then heading back to the adventurer guild Yeah, bothersome. Better to ask for that. Its appreciated. Could you please? Well then, Ill apany you Oi, switch watch with me. See youter, Im off for guide duties. I paid the four copper. The soldiers for watch duty alternated and we headed to the adventurer guild apanied by the soldier. Two copper for directions was cheap, probably. I didnt have gold coins, but I wonder if they exist anyways? How much money would it be worth? Though there were gold, silver, and copper in the DP catalogs treasures list, it felt like it kept going on for a hundred pages. Ah, but theres a cart in the main street with a delicious smell. Likely due to therge amount of grilled skewers, it smelled like roasted meat. Wonder what the meat is? Oi, I understand your feelings but can you wait until you get your ID? Im on the job here. The soldier quickly called out and stopped me when I was staring at the cart. But this soldier is a good person isnt he. Ill spare his life even if hees into the dungeon. Walking like that for a while, we came up to arge building. A sword, medicine bottle, and a scroll were depicted on arge wooden board hanging prominently from it. It seems that was the sign for the adventurer guild. The people inside heading in and drinking appeared to be adventurers. To be drinking like that during the day I wonder if they worked night shifts? When I went to the counter with the soldier, the receptionist held out a nk registration form. This world didnt use parchment, but rather ordinary paper? Simply well done. Though the nk registration form was written by hand, I wonder if they have printing technology? Can you write your name? Its one copper for someone to write for you. Yeah Meat, Ill leave it to you. Yes, Goshujin-sama! I got Meat to write for me. I can only write in Japanese. The only thing I couldnt understand was the characters, the trantion function took care of the sentences and turned them into Japanese in my head. Conversely, other people couldnt read sentences I write in Japanese. It was definitely troublesome, though picking up Meat was really good. Hmm? The soldier and the receptionist looked alternately between meat and I. Eh, what is it? Is a ve that can write unusual or something? Its surprising even though shes such a small child Eh well, its because she was taught something useful. I-is that so? The receptionist gave an off feeling. Perhaps not writing things was no good in various ways? Though it might be toote, was my appearance weird for this area? Meat has ck hair so I thought itd be fine to go, but the bandits had European faces huh Though the clothing was pretty much just ordinary clothes. But it seems that appearance wasnt rted to registration. My name written, the registration waspleted. The cost to register was six silver yeah, two silver and around thirty copper coins left it decreased a lot. Ill return since I was able to confirm your registration. Ah, yeah. Thank you. Dont worry about it, its my job. From now on itll just be one copper to use the gate. The soldier went back after verifying the guild card. With this ID, I could also gather intelligence while checking out themissions. Well then, I will exin guild ranks. Ah, yeah. Though the ID was finished first, it seemed there was still more to be exined. Chapter 19 Extra: Strange Adventurer Applicant (Soldiers Point of View) I am a gatekeeper. Im someone who can be called a veteran. I dont mean to boast, but I can tell when a person is suspicious. While I was standing watch at the gate, a pair of travelers came. Its a man with ck hair and a girl with simrly ck hair. ck hair is unusual around here I wonder if theyre siblings? However, the girls carrying the luggage while the man is empty-handed no, he has a sword? Though I thought they were brother and sister from the way they looked, taking a closer look at the girl, she was a dog-type beastkin and seemed to be a ve. I see, so thats why shes carrying the luggage. But to make a small girl like that carry luggage, it feels awkward even though shes a ve. Or maybe hes racist against beastkin? No, shes dressed properly. The two gave an odd impression. At any rate, its my job. Halt! What business do you have in Sia! When I called out, the two obediently stopped. Ah, sorry. Im from the country. Do I need to do something to get inside? They didnt appear to intend to be hostile and break through. I secretly activated a magic tool that detected lies. Gatekeepers have them to check whether there is any falsities given in conversations at the gates. Though I could tell they were suspicious people even without it it as a veteran gatekeeper, right now a big shot noble came from the capital. I was told to use it so that there would be no mistakes. It couldnt be helped, thats the rule. Answer the question. What business do you have in Sia? Eeh, I set out from my old way of life to be an adventurer. Well, that didnt appear to be a lie. Hearing sess stories and aspiring to be an adventurer, that was something youths would choose over working and get rich quick. Well, it wasnt actually that easy. Hmm Is that a ve? Is it yours? Thats right, I picked it up by chance. That also didnt seem to be a lie. Since he admitted possessing it as the master, it was unquestionable. Since it appears that bandits have been rampant around here recently, it probably had an impact on stray ves. Its attire was good I wonder if this guy doesnt treat it as a ve? Why did youe at this time? Well, since knights seem to havee by and subjugate some bandits the other day, I thought itd be a safer journey. I didnt reallye here to do anything. Peace is good Wait, perhaps, is there something wrong with the time right now? Sorry, a countryman like me doesnt know of things like that. Hmph, wasnt a lie. Seems he doesnt know any detailed information. I dont mind if theres a little lie for some situations, but he really was an honest guy that didnt lie at all. Oh, I see. Sorry then Right now, some higher ups came. They are rted to those knights you talked about before. So thats it then? Work must be hard. Then, can I pass? Or do I need something? Oh, thats not a gatekeepers job. I helped him very business-like. When I mentioned money, he seemed to be worried about how much he had on him. I promptly informed him about guide services. That is, I could work as a cheap guide until he gets an ID. I noticed it earlier, but this beastkin ve is different from the ves I usually see. She seems to follow him happily. She appeared to be willingly carrying the luggage. Shes probably treated very well. She was happy when the man patted her head Hmm, I understand a bit better now. For now, it looks like hes not a bad guy. And so, I allowed him to pass through the gate and guided him to the adventurer guild personally. On the way, their attentions seemed to be attracted by a cart selling skewers, it was a bit heartwarming to see. Adventurers would make this town their base when registering here. If thats what happens, Im likely to meet them again. It might be good to treat them to skewers at that time. Heading into the adventurer guild, we immediately went to the counter. Though they said they could write for him if needed, he said it was no problem and asked the ve to. Well, surprisingly, the ve was called [Meat]. Th-thats Meat, umm, if I recall correctly, isnt that the name for a sex ve? If anything, its closer to a derogatory term. That means, this man with a child like that he has that hobby? Ah, so thats why shes dressed so good. It finally makes sense. Well, how the ve is treated has nothing to do with me. However, to put her name as Meat on the registration form would definitely even if she is freed from very, the beastkin girls name would remain as Meat from now on. Though registered names could be changed, it was fundamentally something that wouldnt change until death. It took even more money than when you register. But purposely spending more of the little money they had on hand would be heresy. Maybe I was hasty letting them inside the gates? Though she seemed to look at him with love, shouldnt she be filled with some kind of hatred instead? However, she strangely seemed to be d, so I guess its not my ce to meddle. The guild receptionist muttered, [Such an adorable child kuh, I have to protect her], though Yep, thats it, Im unrted. Since I confirmed they had guild cards, I am now unrted to them! Hmmm, so hes Kehma huh, alriiiight alright, Im done here, Im unrted. With that, I decided to promptly return to the gate. Well, its my job after all. Because Im a veteran guard! Hahaha! Chapter 20 Adventurers Guild and the First Commission In the adventurers guild, we paid money -> received cards -> got an exnation, isnt that order backwards? I said as much. Why would they bother to exin to broke people? Was what they said. Harsh. Well, we only gave you the card beforehand because you came with Gatekeeper-san you know? If we deem you are no good after the inspection, your guild cards will be seized and you will be expelled from the town by the guilds staff. The heck? Scary. Ah, by the way, Im sorry but we wont return the money. Thats even more scary. You cheapskate! The inspection has already begun, you know? Hahaha, I was just kidding. Your treatment of strangers is incredibly reasonable. Yep, very much so. So long as you understand. Come on, its just troublesome if you do that. By the way, were in a different room now. Looks like they exin while heading to the inspection. Theyre almost definitely going to use lie detecting magic tools. Lets try and answer these carefully. Then some questions your hometown? Ah, well, I cant answer that. I dont really know. Me too. I wonder how theyd say Japan in this world. Another world? What are you good at? It doesnt affect what ss you want. Please say if you have any battle experience or things like that. Ive never been in a fight, I hope to be a rear guard. Oh, how can I be a mage? I can work using my body. Im even okay being beaten. Meat-san? Why do you look a bit delighted by saying you want to be beaten? I was told that to practice to be a mage Id need to buy scrolls from magic shops. Why do you want to be adventurers? To improve my life. Because Goshujin-sama told me. I just want to sleep in safety, Im not aiming at getting rich That was very helpful. Well, then for criminal backgrounds, do you have anything you cant discuss? With that, are those your real names? If those are pseudonyms, please tell me your real names. It is my real name. As for something I cant talk about hmmm ah, did you want to hear about my fetish? I dont know it since I cant remember. Still, she stared at me with eyes that seemed to say it was alright and that she was looking at something dirty. Though it looks like I dodged the subject, I wonder if my nce wandering under the table at her feet (leather boots) was exposed M-maybe the magic tool understood what I was thinking about!? Maybe I cant deal with it after all!? What do you think of little girls? Please answer honestly. Eh? Theyre cute, I guess? I wont lose. Huh? I dont understand the intention of that question. This isnt time to pick up men, Receptionist-san with beautiful breasts. I wonder if my response was the correct answer? And Meat, why did you say you wont lose? Ah, is it something about Rokuko? Did something happen? Alright, thank you very much As for any problems there doesnt seem to be any, congrattions. With this youre clear and ready to be an adventurer. Thank you. Continuing on, I will exin the guild. The heck, thats an amazing objection. But we passed since there werent any problems. ording to her exnation, the guild has a rank system with S at the top, continuing from A to G after that. It seems that people like us who have no experience start at G-Rank. Ranking up is done bymission achievement points and a guild inspection. She informed us that sincemissions are put on the bulletin board, we only need to bring one that matches our rank to the counter. (Looks like the price for those who cant read is negotiable. Doesnt matter to us though.) That and that the adventurer guild wouldnt help at all if wemit a crime. The guild card would be invalidated and confiscated, as well as the reward being taken away. I see, I get it. Oh, should I watch out for anything else while staying in town? Its better to keep away from the slum outside of the south gate. There, even though theyre ves, they get treated harshly. Woah. So the ves there get treated more like ves? Though I feel awkward treating Meat roughly shes a child after all. Thanks for the advice I wouldnt follow it, but I didnt tell her that. From her re, even if I didnt say it she probably understood that though. * There were no temte-like events to wee neers. Drunk adventurers? Dead drunk and asleep. Its good they arent making trouble. Well then, lets check out themissions immediately. I looked for information about [Dungeons] and the [Ordinary Cave]. Oh, there it is, Dungeon [Ordinary Cave]s Survey Reward: 1 Silver Coins, 2 People Minimum eh, F-Rank or higher huh. What now? We cant ept it if its not G. We need to increase our rank. Looks like itll take some time ah, nope. All of a sudden its be tiresome. I wanna sleep y9PayBB Meat, are there anymissions we can take at G-Rank? Something easy if possible. Hmm ah. What about this one? The request Meat found was: Toilet Cleaning, Reward: 8 Copper Coins, Rank-N/A, 1 Person Minimum. Ah, yeah. There it is. I wouldnt have understood if it said something like herb collecting. Huh? But isnt it fine to use use [Cleanup]? Thinking that, I took it to the counter to ask about it. Oh, yes. Themission wants cleaning since [Cleanup] didnt work. Will you do it? Please give me a moment to think about it. Thats just filthy is what I was thinking, when Meat secretly spoke to me. Itll be fine if its Goshujin-samas [Cleanup]. Itll even be more clean than usual. Eh, you think so? Goshujin-samas bubbles are amazing. Its alright. If that doesnt work Ill clean it. Is that so? Though the image is important for magic, was there that much of a difference? Well, Ill give it a go since Meat said shell clean it if it doesnt work. Excuse me, well do this one. Alright, you have epted it. The location is the west industrial zones cksmith, dont get lost. Dont forget to have the client sign themission ticket after you have finished. The heck, did I do something to Receptionist-san? She was looking at me with eyes like she saw something incredibly filthy. Even her words were sharp. Is that it? That I was going to treat Meat more like a ve after all? At any rate, we went to deal with themission since we epted it. Though the map she showed me was quickly taken back, I didnt have any problems since I could look at the menu and arrived at the west industrial zone. Its invisible to Meat, so I figured other people couldnt see it. Itd be better to not stand out in public, it would probably look suspicious for a person to look around at nothing in front of them. The walking that Id left to the clothes golem stopped abruptly. Looks like we arrived at our destination. Its good we didnt get lost. I decided to finish it quickly and pass themission ticket to the client. The client was a man that felt like an experienced and taciturn artisan. A ve huh. That mean youll have the ve there do the cleaning? Pretty small though Ill take a look at it first. We more or less epted themission together after all. That so? Over here then. Peeking my head into the restroom, it was filled with the unique stench of human waste. Blegh, I feel nauseous. Its fine to vomit, but clean it up yourself. I hired you to clean the stains. Ah, yeah. Call for me when youre done. The client left quickly. Thats convenient. You okay, Meat? Im used to this. What kind of ce where you in? Thinking that, I tried out using [Cleanup]. I specifically pictured bleaching things with a chlorinated detergent. [Cleanup] The entire restroom was covered in a froth of bubbles. After the restrooms walls and floor were covered, it wrapped the toilet in bubbles before disappearing. Itd bepletely clean, even having a faint scent of chlorine andvender drift through the air. It felt like a real restroom after being cleaned. Oh, the brown porcin was originally white. The rest of the restroom was the same. Goshujin-sama is amazing. Oh, nice. However, it was over in an instant Hmm, since I dont want to be a famous adventurer, this stands out too much in various ways. Maybe Ill kill time with a little nap? Alright. Well then, Meat. Please pretend to clean the restroom. Ill go do a bit of information gathering. If someonees say Im in the middle of cleaning Thats right, about one hour should be fine. The clock golem you have, does it have enough mana? Ah, please watch the clock without letting anyone see. Y-yes one hour, then. Ill leave it to you if someonees before I return. If no onees before an hours up, get themission end signature and wait for me. U-understood. I left Meat in the restroom and secretly went outside. Even though its clean now, its still weird to sleep in a restroom after all. Chapter 21 The First Commission Completion? I, who had quietly left without Meat, went walking towards themercial district looking for a ce to take a nap. Though it wasnt very far from the industrial district, it was near the main street. It had stalls too Oh, now that I think about it there were stalls with grilled meat skewers. Maybe I should buy a present for Meat? Since I said that I would go and gather information, itd probably be better to investigate a little bit as an excuse. Thats right, it might be a good ce to gather information while taking afortable nap. However, looks like theres various kinds of shops. They even sell bread yep, seems hard. I remember the bandits all having their eyes set on the melon bread. Looks like you can buy about three loafs of the hard bread for two copper. Which reminds me, I can use the menu even though Im not in the dungeon. I wonder if I can spend DP? Maybe I could use it to deal withmissions ah, though I can look through the DP catalog, looks like I cant buy anything. Unfortunate. Well, it might be interesting topare the actual price of things with their DP cost. Wait, I was looking for a ce to take a nap. I strayed from my original goal and started gathering information. Seems like the fantastical environment floating through this alternate worlds town ticked my instincts as a man. However, theres a lot of buildings. I cant find a ce to head to for a nap. Giving up finding a ce by myself, I decided asking a local about it would be faster. I immediately went into what looked like a well-informed shop to get information hmm, is this a greengrocer? The greengrocer even looks like it sold things at an affordable price, the Listen for a bit after buying this tactic seemed just right here. I want a particrly affordable one, probably an apple yep, its an apple. Though it was slightly smaller than the apples I know, theres also melons in this world, so theres probably apples. Hey, old man, how much for this? Ah, thats three copper coins for two. Then Ill buy em. Two ah, no bag, wheres a good ce to eat these? Ah. I dont care where you eat it, but stay a bit away. Standing in front of the shop would be a hindrance to business after all. I passed three copper coins to the greengrocer old man and took the apples. I moved a bit to the side and sank my teeth into an apple. Sour! Wow this is pretty sour. Is that so? Though I think thats usual for this years apples? Mm, no, Im not calling you stingy, its just the first time Ive eaten an apple here and was surprised. Dont scowl at me. Im not from here. Ah, so thats it. You a traveler,d? Adventurer. I just came to this town today Oh, theres a sweetness inside the sour, its a good taste. I get itd. When I said it was pretty sour he scowled at me, but immediately let up his vignce. Felt good. It really is sour, but its not that bad eating it while thinking its that kind of thing. Yeah, Ive heard sour apples go well with sugar, turning into something like a pastry. Heeh, knowledgeable huh. Though since sugar is valuable around here, this apple alone is plenty sweet. Heeh, I obtained pretty good information by chance Should I make sugar with the dungeon? Adventurers would be attracted to the sugar like ants no, itd probably be fine even if adventurers didnt do that. Ill make a mental note of that. That so? Right, can you tell me if you know about a good ce to take a nap or something? Hahaha! Youre interesting to listen tod! Lets see, if you want to take a nap, I think the park in the central district would be good? Oh, so theres a park. That sounds like a good ce for a nap. Ah, but watch out for people getting too close to your wallet while you sleep yeah? You should buy fruits from me if you have money inside it! Yeah, Ill be careful. Ill buy from you again if Im ever in the neighborhood. Thanks for your patronage! Information gathering was going quite pleasantly. By the way, if I wanted to take an apple out with DP, it was listen in the food category as ten apples for 5 DP. Then again, the apples thate out would probably be the sweet apples that Im used to instead of these no, since I can choose hard bread in the bread assortment, I could probably choose the kind of apple too. Well, central part huh I wonder if theres a sunny ce with just enough shade? I bit into the other apple and headed to the park Hmm, yep, this is sour. * I was able to nap in the central park without anything happening. Though I ordered the clothes golem to repel people that might try to obstruct my nap just in case, it looks like that didnt happen this time. But I slept quite well, about two hours. Crap, I slept too long. I wonder if Meat is angry. As for information, I only obtained two things. Apples here are sour, sugar is valuable and The central park is great for a nap. Well even though I immediately had an idea, I might have to face my honor. I rushed to the cksmith where themission to clean the restroom was in a bit of a run. Since I didnt make an appearance of leaving, I secretly entered the restroom. Goshujin-sama, youre back? Yeah, I gathered enough information. How was it here? I turned him away just one time. Though he came again after that, I said we were done since it had been an hour. I got his signature and was waiting for Goshujin-sama. Ah, now that I think about it I didnt say where to wait yep, Im really sorry. You didnt have to wait in the toilet and could have been on a table or something you know? S-sorry. Will you punish me? Meat apologized while hanging her head down and fidgeting. No, I didnt say you did something bad so why would I punish you? I patted Meats head as gently as possible. Her soft hair was pleasant to the touch. Her dog ears were soft. Ahh Meat made a nk look, making me somewhat shy after a short time of continuing to stroke her. Was she ovee with emotion from being stroked? She followed along while hugging my right arm even though she usually restrained herself. What a cute child. I lead Meat out of the restroom to show her her reward. Are you finished? I was talking to the client after leaving the restroom. Hmm? Yeah. Its finished. That so little miss,e to me when this guy, I wont be as bad. Dont want to. What is this old guy talking about so suddenly with a serious face? Though I thought that, Meat refused him immediately. Hes ring at me for some reason though. Arent you liked a lot, Meat? Just what happened while I took that nap? I see. However, you dont know what it means to be an adventurer. Keep that it mind. Goshujin-sama, lets go. O-okay. Meanwhile, Meat wasntpletely ignored anymore. Seriously, what happened. But really, I dont know what it means to be a Dungeon Master. Though I dont want to die, there is always a possibility of dying. I can just bring the possibility as close to nothing as I can. Well, I might need toy a bit of groundwork in case I die. I decided to ask the client something. If I die and shes put out on the streets, if you want to, could youe along and help her? Hmph, Id help the little miss even if you didnt say anything shes too good a child for someone like you. Then Ill entrust it to you. Well, I dont n on dropping dead so easily. The old artisan had a surprised look on and nodded after thinking for a moment. As I thought, looks like he isnt a bad guy. Though I called him old, he doesnt seem like hell be kicking the bucket anytime soon. I just met him and was asking something of a client in addition, but I felt a bit relieved. Am I, being, thrown away? Hearing such a conversation, Meat looked like she had just watched her pet be run over by a car. What are you saying, Im not going to throw you away. For now, it looked like she improved after I tousled her hair since she looked lively. Chapter 22 For Now, One Night It was alreadyte by the time we returned to the adventurer guild. Yes, congrattions onpleting themission. Here is the reward of eight copper coins. The Receptionist-san who was ring at me went beyond being curt. Hmph, why is she ring at me so much even though I dont treat Meat badly. With that, there is an additional one copper coin to the youngdy as a special reward. Its from the client to pass directly to the youngdy, along with a message. Here. Heeh, thats good, Meat. Y-yes. Meat took the copper coin held over the counter. Since Meat is small, Receptionist-san leaned a considerable amount to pass it. Goshujin-sama, here. And then immediately presented it to me after receiving it. No, isnt it better to keep it? Use it however you want to. H-here. She stubbornly held it out to me it would be a nuisance to be in front of the counter. Reluctantly, I epted it. Ill give it back to Meat as pocket money after this. Alright, thanks. Nn? epting the copper coin, I patted her head. Meat really looked happy. Her dog tail was wagging back and forth. Y-yeah, Receptionist-san, dont re at me. It stings ah, right. I want to go to an inn around here, is there a good ce? You can reserve a bed with four copper coins if you go to the south gates slums, but its safety isnt guaranteed ah, if you want you could give the youngdy to me to look after? Its fine even for free. No, Ill refrain from that W-what is this receptionist plotting? Or rather isnt she just trying to get closer? And whats with the feeling shell do something to Meat!? Perhaps, shes going to do something terrible to Meat while looking after her for one night? Kuh, I dont know what it is but I should be vignt around this Receptionist-san. One night, something that we can sleep safely in with around forty copper coins, good rice is fine. Then around here, the [Sleeping Songbird Pavilion] is fine. One night and one meal is thirty-five copper coins. They seemed like pretty good terms. Receptionist-san was doing her job as a receptionist well. I decided to head there right after learning the area from looking at a map. Though normal adventurers with a daily ie of eight copper coins per day couldnt stay there, it was trivial with my other upation as a Dungeon Master. Well, my funds are in a tight spot though. Right, Ill earn a bit more from tomorrow onward. I only worked a small bit since we came to the town and register at the guild today after all oh, but the job was finished so easily. I wonder if its impossible to get safety and money without working Even if I turned the dungeon into a base, itd be difficult to make trips there since its half a day away running at full speed. I think itd be about a day walking. No matter what wed need to stay a night well, heres the [Sleeping Songbird Pavilion]. Its a nice wooden inn. Thanks for the rmendation, Receptionist-san. I dont know what youre plotting, though. When I opened the door, a woman was at the reception desk. Excuse me, I was referred here by the adventurer guild, do you have any empty rooms? Hmm? Yeah, we do. Referred by the guild huh? So youre a guest adventurer then? Its thirty-five copper coins for a night with one meal, but hmm? Thats a child ve huh. What about the ve? Its five copper to rent a shed. Ah, this one wants to sleep in the same room as me is there an extra fee? We do not charge extra for something like that. How about the ves meal? Its two copper. Thats fine then. Ill reserve a room for a night. I tried to hand her seven copper and a silver coin since I didnt have enough copper coins, though when I realized the change would be copper coins I just gave her a silver coin. The change was sixty-three copper coins oi, counting is tiresome. I was thinking that, but she used a tool that looked like a coin case to count them out in groups of ten, so it wasnt that bothersome. Its a pretty convenient tool, huh. However, she took out the thirty-seven from the one hundred that came out. The process was a bit fancy. One nights stay then. Ah, do you want the meal brought to your room? If possible. Alright, thats fine then oh yeah, Id appreciate it if you used [Cleanup] on the sheets before leaving the room. Well then, heres the key. Your room number is seven, its on the first floor. I epted the key and headed towards the room. When I opened the door with a 7 written on it using the key, the inside really did look like an inn. As for the window yeah, it didnt have ss and instead used wooden boards. It looked like a double hinged door. Speaking of which, I wonder if theres ss in this world? I get the feeling the water golems value is increasing. Light magic tools were set up for lighting. I was told putting a magic stone into the switch to turn it on was this inns special feature. It seems that its fine whether you use the magic stones sold by the inn or your own. Additionally, you could use your own magical power even if you dont have a magic stone though youd need to keep filling it up. By the way, though Id heard this for the first time, when magic stones are used up and worn out it seems that they disappear. It seems theyst longer when periodically filled with magical power. Thenes the crucial bed, but it just felt like thin sheets on a wooden frame. It was pretty hard. Rather, it was more like a nk. It was more or less just some thin sheets stacked on each other, just a little better than a park bench. I think the [Futon] for 5 DP is superior beddingpared to this. It might actually be better. I will sleep on the floor, right? No, well sleep together. Its cold. I want to eat the meal and lie down as soon as possible The muscle pain from earlier hurts. I might not be able to move tomorrow without being forcibly moved by the clothes golem Thinking that, I used [Cleanup] on myself and Meat while waiting for the meal. Right, heres your share of todays reward. I took out five copper coins, handing it to Meat. It was an equal split plus her extra. I, I cant ept that! I didnt do anything. Didnt Meat find themission and tell me it was possible with my [Cleanup]? With that, its fine. B-but Those roasted meat skewers were just five copper each huh I want to eat them with Meat~ I-Ill ept it. Probably since I mentioned the skewers, I heard the sound of stomach rumbling. Not mine. Meats. Now that I think about it, she hasnt eaten anything since we came to Sia huh? Just breakfast. I feel a bit guilty from just me eating those apples. After a while, someone from the inn brought our meal to the room. Mine was two loafs of bread with a vegetable soup, while Meats was just two loafs of bread. I see, so thats the difference? I shared half of my vegetable soup with Meat and forced the hard bread into my mouth. The vegetable soup was quite good. Yep. It was nd, but it left the feeling of a vegetables umami. * Now, we left the room after one night. My body felt rigid and creaked, but the muscle pain wasnt that bad. Im saved. This time Meat was even able to be used as a hug pillow without peeing. Going to the restroom before sleeping is important after all. She tried to take off her clothes when we wereying down, but I stopped her. I remembered that they asked us to use [Cleanup] on the sheets before leaving, so I cleaned them quickly. I was getting used to [Cleanup] it was probably amusing seeing the aftermath of being thoughtless in a room being turned spotless. W-well, it should be fine being this clean. Meat, do you have everything? I, have it all. Alright, then instead of getting breakfast lets go buy something from a stall. Y-yes. I returned the key to the woman, leaving the inn. It was a typical affordable inn also the result of gathering information. Now that I think about it, I wonder if Rokukos fine being by herself in the dungeon shes probably alright. She was alone before I arrived after all. Im gradually starting to miss the dungeons Master Room. Lets hurry up and collect more profitable information and head back Chapter 23 A Human Town for the First Time, Day Two Buying a ham sandwich for breakfast, we went to the adventurer guild in the morning. The adventurer guild was considerably packed this early in the morning. When I looked, it appeared they were struggling for themissions being posted on the bulletin board. Yep, dont want to get mixed in with that Goshujin-sama. As though to tell me to leave it to her, Meats eyes were sparkling. Honestly, Im a bit hesitant to have a young kid go into a ce like that, but Alright, go get amission that looks fine! Yes! Meat plunged into the bustle of people. Her small body was gulped up by them and disappeared surprisingly quickly After a while, she came back holding twomission tickets in her mouth. I patted her head gently while calling her a good girl. Meats body writhed in joy. She really does look like a dog in every respect. Well, as for themissions she took Deliver 10 Items, Reward: 10 Copper Coins, G-Rank Minimum, 1 Person Minimum, Note: Deliver by the end of the day and Rabbit Subjugation, Reward: Purchase Each Meat for 10 Copper, Rank-G Minimum, 1 Person Minimum, Note: 3 Minimum, 10 Max. Fresh meat only. I see, I can be a deliveryman with the clothes golem and a map, and feel like I should be able to subjugate rabbits. These should be fine. I immediately went to the counter with themission tickets. Youre going to be a deliveryman after having juste to the town yesterday? I dont rmend it. Oh, its you again. The same Receptionist-san as yesterday was at the counter. There shouldnt be a problem if I properly get the address. As far as taking it to a local, wouldnt it be faster for them to deliver the letter themselves? After learning the address, I wouldnt go that far. Moreover, taking a subjugation-typemission as well? Thats reckless. Reckless? Yes, reckless. Its fine to be confident, particrly for a rabbitmission, but these are intended to be used for the skewer stalls butcher. The meat cant be made into a mess by amateur swordsmanship and need to be pristine, how would you even take them down? Well, Ill leave it to my partner. Meat was honestly a strong fighter. Furthermore, though I thought Id exined it when establishing your guild card, you will be fined if you cantplete amission, as well as punished. Is that fine? Yeah, I dont mind. Sorry, I wasnt listening. At an rate, I submitted mine and Meats guild cards and epted themission. It has been epted. Be careful. Oh, please go around back to receive the things for the deliverymission from the responsible party. Yeah, thanks. Receptionist-san was scowling profusely, but other than being being belligerent she did her job diligently and properly gave advice. Shes probably a capable person. She also might be the kind of person to easily misunderstand things. Alright, then lets go, Meat. Yes! Meat and I left the counter, going around back to do the deliverymission first. * Dividing thebor for the deliverymission between us, we finished quickly. I didnt run, considering my legs muscle pains, slowly delivering three of the cases to rtively close ces. Meat quickly handled the other seven. Even though the clothes golems navigationpensated, I couldnt help praising her excellence. The cuteness of her tail wagging back and forth quickly while I pat her healed me. We finished with still some of the morning left over. With this we can probably get the rabbits. Incidentally, I wonder where were supposed to hunt the rabbits. Crap, I dont know about that at all. For the time being, lets try and ask the client. The client was standing at the grilled skewer stall. The smell of the meat as the glistening oil dripped from it while being grilled drifted through the air. My mouth started drooling on reflex, I had to swallow it back. Oh, are you the adventurer that took the rabbit meatmission? Then, the meat? Doesnt look like you have it though. Ah, no, I still have to head there. That so? Since the meat is for next week, it needs to be hunted today. Ill be roasting meat here until the evening. Then, was there something you needed? Just then, a small noise came from a cute stomach. It wasnt mine of course, it was Meats. Bute to think of it, it was lunchtime huh. Right, how about we get two skewers first? Then, please tell me where we can hunt the rabbits. Sure. Two for ten copper yep, thats it. If youre looking for rabbits, theyre outside town. The west gate would work, in the forest by the Tsuia Mountain, a bit on the side facing us ah, bring them back intact if you arent confident in dismantling them. I see, thank you. Then, were off. I epted the skewers, passing one to Meat. In return, Meat tried to pass me five copper. I didnt ept them, though. It was just a necessary expense for us to get information, dont worry about it. Besides, its a masters duty to feed their ves. So, go ahead and eat. Umm, then what do I Ah, when Meat finds something she wants to buy, its fine to buy it. Save for something you want. Umm thats yes. Meat put the copper coins away in the small bag she used as a substitute for a purse. She then bit into the meat skewer. Yep, thats it, it doesnt taste bad. It doesnt taste bad, but its a bit smelly,pared to a hamburger the taste is a bit light. Her face said something like that. * When I showed themission ticket to the gatekeeper at the west gate, we were able to leave without paying the toll. Then while heading to the forest, we saw the first rabbit. Kya? It was kind of innocently cute. The small animals red eyes were cute. It was fluffy and nomming on the grass. However, in the next moment, Meat severed its head. With the knife golem in her right hand, she easily cut through it with vibration mode. Its meat. Y-yeah. Well done, excellent. This child has no mercy. The rabbit corpses legs were somewhat bloody from the neck that still pulsed blood. It was thrown into a leather bag after losing the rest of its blood. She also threw the severed head in while she was at it. I, with my broken heart, probably wouldnt have been able to achieve this without Meat wonder if Im feeling guilty over those adventurers dying in the dungeon Well, I can at least hit a rabbit on the head though. The meat Ive always eaten is meat that someones killed, so when I eat it Im also assisting that. In that case, theres no reason to not kill them here seeing as how I eat meat. Assisted by the de golem and clothes golem, I could cleanly cut through it. Though a little of the blood got on me, I quickly used [Cleanup] to get clean. Wait,e to think of it none of the blood has gotten on Meat-san huh, I seriously respect her. We continued that until we had ten rabbits to bring to the client. The breakdown? Eight for Meat, two for me, so what? Meat could instantly decapitate them after all. I held out one I found to her, pinning it down with both hands so it couldnt run away. I got this one myself (with the golems assistance). Wouldnt Meat have been fine by herself? Heeh, youre An-chan, you looknky, but you have skill. Sorry, those are the results of this child here. My duty was to hold rabbits by the legs while Meat-sensei hunted for them one by one, I just had to throw them in the bag after all the blood drained. Meat-sensei went into the forest alone, I just diligently waited and did nothing outside while they drained. At any rate, the client gave us a high evaluation. Though they were sitting in the bag, thanks to draining the blood the fur was in good condition. Except for one of them, he purchased them all for the maximum price of ten copper coins, ny-seven copper since most of them were in good condition, he gave us a bonus, making our ie one silver. Eh? Whose went for seven? Thats right, its the one I got on my own. It was pretty bad, the body was cut into two you know? Chapter 24 Ranking Up and the Guild Heads Story After all that, we headed back to the adventurer guild with themission tickets. Suitably, it was slowly beginning to be dark outside. Do most people finish their business by evening? It looked like there were less people than yesterday. Well, how did you do? Was it impossible after all? Then there was this Receptionist-san. Was that it? Remembering the neers faces on the second day of being registered, I wonder if I should care? No, we properly finished. Here. You certainly did. More so, with a high evaluation? Receptionist-sans face knit in a frown. Congrattions, you can rank up. Do you wish to rank up? Eh-? Ranking up that means going to Rank-F from Rank-G, I guess. The requirement for ranking up from G to F is to do tenmissions, of which subjugationmissions count twice. In the case of high evaluations, it counts twice yet again Additionally, the rabbit subjugation asked for three or more, thus was counted as apleted request for every three animals Therefore, with those, you have met the rank-up requirements Do you wish to rank-up? Ah, yeah. Then, your Guild Card please. Sorry for the inconvenience. When Meat and I handed over our Guild Cards, Receptionist-san withdrew to the back room. Ranking up on the second day of being registered, I wonder if were standing out? Though I instinctively wanted to rank up, I wonder if that was a bad choice. No, if we get F-Rank we can ept the [Ordinary Cave] surveymission. If we ept the surveymission, it wouldnt be strange to ask for more detailed information about the [Ordinary Cave]. While we waited on seats at a table, the Receptionist-san came back. Kehma-sama, and Meat-sama. The Guild Head wished to interview you. This way, please. Yep, she was definitely hesitant to address Meat with -sama just now. It felt like she did it because it was her job. I wonder if she thinks shes my ve. Still, I think someone who can properly work and clearly address someone passes the wick. However, Im a bit afraid of the Guild Head zeroing in on us But I cant refuse, theres no choice but to go. Following in behind Receptionist-san, we headed to the Guild Heads room it had a splendid door with a te saying Guild Heads Room at the top. When Receptionist-san knocked, a rough voice came from inside. Yeah, enter. Excuse me. When the Receptionist-san entered the room, there was an old man with a stocky build. He had tanned skin stereotypical of an adventurer, a white mustache that felt confident and seasoned, and impressive eyes that shone like a carnivores. Im Gin, the Guild Head. I heard of you guys from Silia. I guess Silia is Receptionist-san? Thats the first time I heard her name. The Guild Head stared at Meat, who was standing still. Jou-chan, what do you think of An-chan here? Hes Goshujin-sama. Is that so. Meat answered immediately. The Guild Head patted Meats head and nodded slowly. Unlike his dignified appearance, his smile gave the impression of a good old man. Then, he turned around towards Receptionist-san. Well, its fine then, oi, Silia. Do the rank up process properly. Eh-, y-yes Silia and Jou-chan, please go outside. I want to talk to this fellow here for a bit. Being told to leave by the Guild Head, Silia left the room with Meat I also want to leave though. Probably cant, though Goshujin-sama. Its alright, wait outside. Meat nodded and went out. Making sure the two left the room, the Guild Head opened his mouth. She seems to be quite attached. Yeah. Shes cute. What rtion do you have with that Jou-chan? It was like he was probing, no, he was definitely probing with that remark. Crap, Im getting thirsty. What, do you mean? I wouldnt find it off if you said you were siblings, for example. We are beastkin and human, after all. Could be step-siblings. So? Ah, that could definitely have been the case. I didnt think about that. Sorry, but shes a ve I picked up by chance. How many years ago? If were talking about years, it was just this year. She got that emotionally attached after a year!? S-sorry, I should have said I picked her upst week. Oi, what did you use. What magic tool did you use, spit it out. Hiii-, it became dangerous that quick-!? No I picked her up when she was dying, so I-is that so? No, Im sorry. Actually, that child might be my grandchild. Oooooi, dont stop at that. I-I cant respond! Theres a possibility you might also be my grandchild Shock! Im the grandson of another worlds old man!? No no no, no way. I should still have parents and a grandpa in Japan. Why do you say that? My father is the hero of another world. My hair was ck like yours way back when. Heeh is that so? Indeed, from the feeling I got from that Kami-sama I vaguely remember, it didnt feel like his first time. It was more like hed done it several times. The important information he said was there was another worlds hero. To put it briefly My sons whereabouts became unknown ten years ago. Since then, when I see youths with ck hair, I cant help but feel they may be my grandchild thats all. In reality my grandchild may not have been born, but even if my son is no longer alive, I want to know hisst moments I would be thankful if you have any information to tell me. If I get any information I will bring it to you. Thank you. The Guild Head bowed lightly. The tense atmosphere abruptly dissipated. I realized saliva had been umting in my mouth, so I wet my throat gulping it down. Haaaah, though I was going to die there. However though I was thinking that when I heard the report about the Jou-chan from Silia by no means did I think her master would also have ck hair Her name, Meat, did you give her it? I heard the name from her herself, so I left it as is. Is that so. It cant be helped if its like that The Guild Head drew out a long sigh. As a friendly connection between those who share the same ck hair, lets amodate each other a bit. If theres anything, let me know. * Upon exiting from the Guild Heads room, Meat was waiting just beside the door. The Guild Heads grandchild a heros great-grandchild, huh I dont think thats impossible, considering her excellence. However, I dont know to what extent the Guild Heads story was true. There wasnt any evidence after all. Even if he his father really was a hero from another world like he said, Id like to see some evidence. I mean, its strange that it was because of my ck hair. If theyd summoned a foreigner it could have been blonde hair, for it to be so conveniently Japanese I dont even know if he was from the same world in the first ce. Hmm, I want a magic tool that can detect lies too Taking Meat back to the guilds lobby, Receptionist-san brought out our Guild Cards. Here they are, they have be F-Rank Guild Cards. Please confirm this. The cards wed received did have F-Rank written on them. Having finished passing the cards over to us, Receptionist-san quickly returned to the counter. Yep, with this we should finally be able to survey the [Ordinary Cave]. I immediately began to look for the Dungeon [Ordinary Cave] Surveymission ticket. Huh? I couldnt find it, did I overlook it? Not, here Its not here Then, that means someone else epted it Crap. What now? Chapter 25 Information on Dungeons When did it get taken? This morning? Or maybest night? We might be able to overtake the adventurer if we go right now, though it would probably turn into a fight if we meet on the way If that happened, could we win? Goshujin-sama? I nced at Meat. Come to think of it, does Meat even properly know Im a Dungeon Master? I get the feeling I havent told her for sure. Alright, lets calm down. It should be alright with Rokuko. She should do what I told her to. If it goes as expected from the information, there shouldnt be any problems The problem is that if my expectations and the adventurer guilds information differ. If thats how it is, I need to make sure what they know immediately. This isnt the time to sleep. Haaah I went up to the counter. Silia-san, the usual receptionist, was there. Sorry abouting back so soon. Id like to hear about a dungeon, is that fine? Theres still plenty of time for the many adventurers to return, so until then well, is there a problem with a dungeon? If its a standard dungeon, arent you unrted until at least D-Rank? I see, so in other words the [Ordinary Cave] isnt a standard dungeon, huh. Yeah, though thats right, I was wondering about the [Ordinary Cave] Dungeonsmission ticket. I dont see it now, but I felt anxious about seeing F-Rank written on it. Hmm well, that was basically amission for a rookie. The investigation of a newborn dungeon, a rarity in the world. Itll take about half a month. A newborn was she? Maybe I should ask Rokuko about that when I get back. By the way, what kind of orders did they get this time? Im afraid I cannot answer that as it is against regtions. Yeaaaah. Other than that, you have been nominated for twomissions as the ve Ojou-san partner though it is for cleaning toilets. Will you do it? Its a G-Rankmission, but will you ept it? Please give me a bit to think about it. Toilet cleaning should I be happy about the publicity? However, I cant do it now. I want to hear about dungeons specifically, could you tell me about what kind of ces they are? Dungeons are ces with things such as monsters, traps, and treasures. To sum it up, dive into a dungeon if you are aiming to get rich in one go. Well, a person withoutmon sense like you probably doesnt even know something like that? E-even I know that much you know? I didnt know that. Id probably dislike it, but Id be thankful to learn this mon sense thing. Then, do you know about the dungeon bosses and the dungeon cores? Umm, the core, thats the dungeons heart, right? Yes, thats right. A dungeon will begin to copse the same time its core is destroyed. The dungeon boss is on the lowest floor of the dungeon, an existence that defends the core. There is also the theory that the dungeon core and the dungeon boss are one in the same, too In the past, the demon kings castle copsed when the demon king was destroyed. There is a famous theory that the demon kings castle was a dungeon, and that the demon king was both the boss and core since the dungeon core was unable to be found. Well, I look at it as the demon king was just someone who was unwillingly forced into it and struggled in vain. The dungeon core, a demon king I wonder if Rokuko gave off the feeling of a demon king? When I tried to imagine it for a moment, I could only see Rokuko slipping on her cloak and falling over. Yep, lets stop that, being a Demon King wouldnt suit Rokuko. As for the dungeon copsing without its dungeon core, I wonder if dungeon cores maintain the walls or something? However, things like dungeon bosses and dungeon masters, no idea what part of these terms aremon sense By the way, if youd like to know more about dungeons, there is a study of dungeons in the education division, so it would be good for you to buy a book the book is expensive, but I think the contents make the cost worth it. Thats exactly the information I was looking for. A study of dungeons, so there was something like that huh? Thats valuable information. I absolutely want to get it. Well, the [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons] costs one gold, though. I dont have enough on hand. If one copper is one hundred yen, isnt that a substantial one million yen? Ill need to bring back some valuables after returning to the dungeon. Yep, yet another reason why I need to head back to the dungeon. Is that all, then? More people have arrived. Yeah, sorry. Thanks for your time. No, its my job to give advice to adventurers that being the case, could you step aside? I haveplete faith in Receptionist-sansmitment to her job. I dont dislike her. I lead Meat and walked away from the counter. * For the time being, even if I dont return to the [Ordinary Cave], the core wont be destroyed. The number of rooms have increased somewhat, but it seems the dungeon will be examined as a valuable research sample. Well, if I just thought about DP, it was more economical to not return since DP for living expenses wouldnt be taken. I should probably stay here and just live in Sia as my base for now. But I miss my [Futon]. Compared toying down on a park bench or the self-alleged bed, which was like a wooden box covered in cloth, in the [Sleeping Songbird Pavilion], it was morefortable by far. I think that after getting the minimum information, I should temporarily return to the [Ordinary Cave]. Itd probably also be good to bring back something valuable. I want to get that book on dungeons but I cant find something worth one gold coin easily. Eh, wait a sec. Maybe could I possibly buy that book for DP? When I looked at the DP catalog, there it was. Maybe it has more information that I want to know lets see, [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons (100 DP)] wait, 100 DP!? One gold coin, worth one million yen, is 100 DP. Oi. I thought that [Copper Coin (5 DP)] was the conversion rate. At any rate, looks like I should head back to the dungeon to get the [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons]. Meat, were going back to the dungeon right now. It was already dark outside. If we dont hurry up itll be impossible to leave the gate. Leading Meat, I left for the west gate in a rush. The guard who guided us through the town was at the west gate. Oh whats going on at a time like this? You know that the gates going to close in a little bit? I have some business up in the mountains. I think itll probably take somewhere around two days though. Are you fine with being that lightly dressed? From the looks of it, you dont have much luggage either. Oops, that reminds me. Forgot to prepare. Since I was thinking about this like I was returning to my base, I didnt think that Id really need much luggage. Normally, adventurers wouldnt have a base up in the mountains. Having said that, needing to make preparations every time I want to head back to the dungeon Were just bringing a bit since we can procure what we need on the way this time, so its fine. Isnt being lightweight good for speed? I see. In that case, theres no problem. I thought it was a horrible excuse, but it looks like he was convinced by it. Hmm, maybe I should use the south gate from now on? Its better to not be acquainted with people like that, but it might be good to be able to easily leave the gates. Saying that staying in the slums save money feels a bit strained somehow. If I spoke without lying, I think its like that since itd be sleeping outside. So, is your business an herb collectionmission or something? Yourmission document? No, its not amission. Ill be paying. That so The mountain is dangerous at night. You should be careful. Yeah, thank you very much. I showed our Guild Cards, paying the toll fee of two copper coins, including Meats, and the gatekeeper let us out of the gate. Well then, lets try and rush back. I sprinted back at full speed with the clothes golem when we got out of sight of the gatekeeper I cried from the muscle pain in my legs. Chapter 26 Intruders Heeh, so this is the [Ordinary Cave] huh The male adventurer set foot in the empty cave. His party members followed a few steps behind him. There were three people in the party in all. They received the investigationmission from the guild and were F-Rank adventurers. Oi oi, be careful. This is still a dungeon, we dont know what kind of traps there could be. We dont need to worry, didnt the guild tell us? Theres nothing really here. Just the dungeon core, that is. Yeah, but Even though his timidrade stopped him, he entered as though he didnt care at all. The passage stretched left and right. However, there wasnt anything to see just the remnants of a burned wooden door. Guess none of the bandits survived it. You think any of the knights would let them live? Even so, it seems there was around twenty of them. Wow Well, these guys didnt have good luck, huh. Ah, this ways a dead end The other way then? Looks like theres a room a bit ahead. Lets go. The adventurers backtracked without incident. It was to be expected. In this cave, there were neither traps nor monsters. But in just one spot, there was about five to ten Goblins that coulde out of the dungeon core. As for the contents of themission, it was the delicious work of getting a silver coin by just reporting how many goblinse out. Itll more or less turn into a goblin subjugation. Well, something like five goblins could easily be defeated by a single F-Rank adventurer. Three people would be a surplus for ten. Then, they arrived at the room with the dungeon core inside. Five goblins appeared from the dungeon core. It wasnt a problem with just this manying out. It was settled with two, three crude swings of their swords. Heeh, pheeew. five. Alright. Commissionplete. Hmm? What is it? One of the adventurers was looking at the dungeon core. So this is it. Yeah. Why not break the dungeon core? Huh!? What are you talking about. The guild told us to not do that! But, isnt there talk about how knights can be sage knights and get stronger if they destroy a dungeon core? Couldnt we get stronger and instantly get to A-Rank if we destroy it? A-Rank He gulped. A-Rank. The title of an undeniably sessful adventurer. Even adventurers, those that dream about getting rich quick, most are between F-Rank and E-Rank. At D-Rank, adventurers would finally earn enough money to make a living for themselves, and C-Ranks were veterans. B-Ranks were respected among those veterans and earning gold coins from a singlemission would be normal. A-Ranks were sessful people whose names were known all over the world. Above that there were even the inhuman S-Ranks. Though it was said a single S-Rank person could affect the world, so far it hasnt happened. But you know, when they ask us about it, what would we do? Theres also the dudes thate after us, what then, wouldnt we get caught and our Guild Cards get confiscated? Theeen, wouldnt it be fine to say it wasnt us? So then since it wasnt it, the guys before us would be suspicious theyd probably wonder about the bandits or knight-samas. They wont say anything to the guild right? The banditsre already gone, the knights arent adventurers. Oi, youre a genius. Though that would actuallye to light immediately once the magic tool detected their lie, the three unfortunately didnt know there was something like that. The discussion was quickly settled. Drawing his sword, he stabbed it towards dungeon core. Once, twice, though the sword was repelled, chips were steadily umting. The Dungeon Core didnt react at all, as if it were ordered to not do anything. Then, finally, the sword pierced into it With a high pitched noise, the crystalline sphere shattered. * !? I jumped awake. Theres an unpleasant sweat covering me head to toe. I saw a bad dream. In the dream, the dungeon core was destroyed. Falling into the hands of a crude adventurer, the dungeon core was shattered. Ah, seeing a nightmare like that is something you dont want when youre sleeping outside. Since we didnt take satisfactory preparations, we had food and water remaining in our luggage, but having to order the clothes golem to intercept enemies and sleep on the cold ground sucked. Meat and I were sprinting at full speed to return to the [Ordinary Cave], but the day fell on the way and we decided to sleep in the open. Though we wouldnt meet any idents since we had a map and the clothes golems, in the state where I was getting hit in the face by branches while moving around the forest and couldnt see that well, I gave up travelling any more. clothes golem,e to think of it, how does it even see things? Can it even see to begin with? However, I was thinking a lot about what I saw in my dream. Someone who became an adventurer for their own desires, destroying the dungeon core for their own desires that kind of story could be found anywhere. Thinking about it now, even withouting to destroy the [Ordinary Cave]s dungeon core on amission, someone could one daye to destroy the core for personal reasons without amission. Besides, all they needed to do to continue being adventurers was jump ship and head to another town. Right, in other words, Ive just been lucky up to now. There wasnt any guarantee that someone wouldnt just appear one day and destroy the dungeon core. That nightmare could be truth in the future if the dungeons current state continued. No, more than not having themission, it wouldnt be odd if it happened now. Nuu Papa. nyumu more When I looked to the side, Meat was holding me while she slept. Though Im a bit reluctant to wake her from such a happy dream, it cant be helped. That said, it was early in the morning and I could see to some degree. I used [Cleanup] to clean the sweat from my sticky body, woke Meat up and resumed heading toward the [Ordinary Cave]. Gu- muscle pains, grah! * By the time we arrived, it had already be near noon. Though it took more time then I though, we arrived at our base. When we looked at the cave from exiting the forest, we saw an impossible scene. At a white table and chairs, Rokuko was gracefully enjoying herself over tea, with an unfamiliar white-haired Ojou-sama. Beside the Ojou-sama was a ck clothed butler with blonde hair a man? No, a beautiful woman in male clothing? Ah, Kehma! Wee back, that was pretty quick! What are you doing? Eh, cant you understand just from looking? Its adys tea time you know? Rokuko answered with a boast while sticking out her nonexistent chest. Thats not it. I wanted to know why the heck you were doing something like that. No. 89 Ane-sama dropped by! Heeh, eighty-nine No. 89? Wait, a dungeon core!? Ye~s, nice to meet you Kehma-san, are you doing well? The white Ojou-sama waved her hand elegantly. Though she had an unreasonably honest type, I wonder why I felt a chill. Chapter 27 Dungeon Core No. 89 Well, yeah, Ive been telling No. 89 Ane-sama about everything thats happened this whole time you know. I even told her about Kehma. Alright, Rokuko. Come here for a moment Excuse me, Ill be borrowing her for a moment. After saying that, I pulled Rokuko away and whispered to her. How much did you tell her? Leeets see, just now I was talking about defeating the bandits. Ah, she was happy when I told her how tasty the feast of [Melon Breads] was! With a giddy shout, Rokuko seemed to be happy from being praised by her Onee-sama. I struck her head with my fist. Ow! Whatd you do that for!? Are you good now? Dont tell her anything else. She might be an adversary In particr, never talk about things rted to golems. Uuu, understood But, theres no way No. 89 Ane-sama would be an enemy. Who was the one to teach you the stupid strategy of only summoning Goblins? No. 89 Ane-sama. Who taught you to summon one strong monster at a time in a single room? No. 89 Ane-sama. Yeah, in other words, it that kind of thing. Dungeon Core No. 89 was the one that kept Rokuko from [Growing up into a dungeon]. Meanwhile, she herself became a top ranking dungeon. She definitely had some motives there, and there was a definite possibility of her bing a nuisance for us in the future. Rather, the chances of us being removed in the case we were the ones to be a nuisance were high. Hey, No. 695-chan. Is your secret discussion still going on? Could I join in soon? Y-yesh! Iming soon No. 89 Ane-sama Still, when Rokuko was called by Dungeon Core No. 89, she was happy Treating the person with absolute authority over you as rags No, it was probably an unconscious decision. So then, what happened to the bandits in the end? U-umm Rokuko nced at me. She probably didnt know what was alright to say. I answered instead. Well, as you can see, they arent here anymore. The knights cleaned it up beautifully then? Un, thats good well, I wonder how much DP they all turned in to? From looking at the report, I would think around ten thousand? Report? Excuse me, I dont know much about you, what do you mean by that? Ah, right, you arent a human of this world Lets do self introductions. Dungeon Core No. 89 suddenly straightened her posture further and ced her hand on her chest, introducing herself in a dignified voice. I am Dungeon Core No. 89. From my master, I am known as Haku. Though humans typically refer to us with numbers, I dont mind being called Haku. I manage [White Labyrinth] in the Raverio Empires capital I am the elder sister of Dungeon Core No. 695, pleased to make your acquaintance. Dungeon Core No. 89 gave a sweet smile Since she said Haku was fine, Ill call her Haku-san. Very polite. I am Masuda Keima. Please call me Kehma. Though Im being presumptuous, I serve as the dungeon master for your younger sisters dungeon, [Ordinary Cave]. I look forward to working with you. Oh my, so polite, admirable. I-I wonder if I should also introduce myself!? I am Dungeon Core No. 695 You dont need to right,e to think of it, adventurers will being, we havent prepared countermeasures yet. My, that is I wonder, is this the information you were referring to? Haku-san took the investigationmission ticket for [Ordinary Cave] from her breasts. Thats For a moment, I made use of being an A-rank adventurer. From seeing my countrys knights report on the [Ordinary Cave], I couldnt possibly leave things as they were. But I was told it required two people minimum? There was no reason for it, two F-Ranks couldnt possibly win against an A-Rank. Well, more or less, this one here she is Chloe, a Subus. We are both A-Rank adventurers and epted it as a pair. After being introduced, Chloe suddenly bowed. Her butler clothing truly was appropriate. So she was a beauty in male clothing after all huh? So there was a monster like that. However, isnt that an unfortunate chest for a Subus? I wouldnt have realized if Haku-san didnt tell me she was a Subus. A pure schoolgirl Subus. Is she actually a pure schoolgirl porn star? This really is a fantasy world. So for a while, around half a month it will be fine, Kehma-san. Haku-san smiled as if to say I was in her palm Indeed, it really was unlikely there would be intrudersing for now. Excluding the two in front of me. Right, Kehma-san. Would it be alright for me to be straightforward? What is it? Are you Kami-samas vanguard? Kami-samas vanguard lets see, I wonder. When I came to this world, I was told something by Kami-sama, but it wasnt really about being a vanguard Though I did meet with this Kami-sama he didnt really say anything in particr. Is that so? Excuse my rudeness, but I used lie detection magic. What you said appears to be true I heard from No. 695-chan that she summoned you from another world, so Ive been anxious for a while now. Sorry, what exactly is Kami-samas vanguard meant to be? Summoned from another world, it is a person who destroys dungeons in ordance to Kami-samas will A person who would defeat me, saying [An existence such as a dungeon obstructs the cirction of mana]. They are referred to as Heroes here. Ah, I might be a vanguard then. I have no motivation to really do it though. Well then I would like to talk to Kehma-san alone for a little bit. Could we have a moment? Ah, I wonder if No. 695-chan will wait with Chloe. Y-yes Certainly, Ojou-sama. I parted with Rokuko and was lead away by Haku-san. Meat was also left together with her. This feels very dangerous. I noticed it when Haku-san stood up, but this persons feet are amazingly beautiful. Crap, itll be bad if she noticed me eyeing her feet. Glimpsing at the lines of her legs through the thin cloth skirt crap. I want to see directly inside the skirt. I want to carefully watch her strip her shoes. Well Once we were far enough away, Haku-san turned towards me. When I thought about how beautiful she was, I understood why Rokuko admired her so much. Then, she spoke. Would you kindly stop being a dungeon master? Thats troubling! This worlds futons were horridly poor. There werent eptable at all. I dont feel like quitting being a dungeon master so that I dont have to find better bedding. Or rather, you. What are you doing to my cute No. 695-chan. How dare you defile that child, if you say you wont quit being her master, immediatelymit suicide to cast away the absolute authority rights. So Id have to stop being a dungeon master in the end anyways? Though I dont understand what youre getting at well, I would be fine discarding absolute obedience rights, but suicide is a bit Oh my. Ill keep your admirability in mind. However, I wonder if you would truly annul them? Yep, since when I found out about the absolute obedience rights, I wanted to annul them. Though it was just a dream, when I said Only put out five goblins, dont do anything else, it became impossible for her to do anything even if the situation came to the point of the core being destroyed. Therefore, Id at least want her to be able to use self-defense at her own discretion. Anyway, havent you ordered No. 695 something horrible? You ordered for her to forget inconvenient memories Kuh, you cant do as you wish! This is why humans! Wait a sec before falsely using me of things! Hmph, I wonder about that. [Come to love me little by little] or [Marry me], ordering her to do whatever pleases your species, until you finally notice her die humans are untrustworthy. Even though I made sure to properly teach No. 695-chan Ah, so it was something like that. Since I dont have any hobbies like forcing people against their wills, lets hurry up an annul it. Right, then right in front of me Nn, wait a moment. Then in other words, without absolute authority your hobby would be? What would you do to No. 695-chan!? Your imagination is too wild!! Its not at the level of false usations anymore. Its all good Please let me confirm something. Haku-san. Are you an enemy to Rokuko? Im not sure what you are trying to say. I dont think could ever be something like an enemy to No. 695-chan though. Then whye? Why did you teach such a strategy to Rokuko? Such a strategy? I taught her various things, but what strategy? I asked to check things one by one. Then, why did you tell her to summon Goblins? Because it is the most efficient monster to summon in this dungeon. Even if she summoned a strong monster, she wouldnt be able to cover its running costs. Thats certainly how it is. Their efficiency is good. To the limits of her DP, why summon a lot at once? If there are arge number of them, that would be a threat by itself. In addition, there is no core that would be stingy with DP when a crisis approaches the core. That is certainly how it is. No one would usually leave strength reserved and die. Then, why say deploy a strong monster rather than make rooms? Even if more rooms were made, wouldnt intruders be able to just beat it? It is a fact that monsters need to be produced to kill them. That is certainly how it is. No matter if there were more rooms, they would be unable to defeat intruders if they had no danger. In that case, why not teach her about traps? Because they would all be disabled if it was cleared one time. In small dungeons, there is a limited number that can be installed. It would be very expensive to use them repeatedly. That is probably right. Given that as long as you presumed it to be from the viewpoint of a dungeon, it could all be said to be correct advice. However, that advice crumbles the moment that premise vanishes. I understand your method of arranging conditions for the dungeon. Then, viewing this as a person, wouldnt it make it out to be a [Safe and harmless dungeon]? Right. These conditions were indispensable for a [Dungeon managed by people]. Otherwise, it would end with the dungeon core destroyed once the Goblins were routed, instead of leaving the dungeon core in the cave. Oh my, you arent understanding. its simple. Both the empire and the Adventurers Guild are my creations. Though I was already vaguely aware of it, she really was a big shot. Ah, even excluding her being a dungeon core, that is. Chapter 28 No-Good People My, you arent surprised. You received the report from the group of knights, didnt you say that? It doesnt feel like you hid it? Well, I didnt now did I? Haku-san giggled while looking delighted. But, what was your reason for training the [Ordinary Cave] into a weak dungeon? Because she is cute though I would like to say that, its to protect No. 695-chan. Thats the reason I was truly surprised when I heard that the bandits were settled down. In order to protect Rokuko, is it? Why? Shes my lovely younger sister you know? Though I wish I could give her a guard to keep anyone from invading, wouldnt the opposite happen by attracting the eye of Kami-samas vanguard and be hunted? With that, I made certain to hide her as much as possible Well? I wonder if my response satisfies you? Satisfies me huh? If I say it, I still might be stuck. Your reason to hunt other dungeon cores? In order for knights to be Sage Knights, they needed the experience from breaking a dungeon core, ording to the story. In other words, Haku-san was intentionally having them do so. While protecting Rokuko, she attacked other cores. Or rather, the dungeon core was almost destroyed by the bandit suppression due to that. No. 695-chan has no rtion to that otherwise, Kami-samas vanguard would hunt me. For your own benefit. A very easy reason to understand. Im convinced. Is there anything else you wish to hear? Since this is a special asion, Ill answer you know? Very generous. The reason for that? Yes, well, this is a reward. I had heard it from No. 695-chan, but all of the bandits who kicked No. 695-chans core, down to the veryst one, was exterminated without a chance for escape. You would have had to go on a hunt in the mountain if you missed even one. Hmm, I see. Then I wonder about hearing more of bing a Sage Knight? Come to think of it, one of those knights who came here tried to destroy the core. Right! Those seventeen knights, they tried to stab a sword into No. 695-chan to gain favor, something like that was in the report, can you believe it!? Seriously, humans are no-good since they cant understand how cute No. 695-chans core is right? They deserve to be executed, all of them! Since its impossible to write No. 695-chan into their offenses, Ill fabricate some minor treason against the country for the unit of knights. No, perhaps theres no choice but to end it a simple sry cut for the ones that attempted to damage No. 695-chan to give them thoughts of treason? That way it will be a legitimate execution. Ahh, I wonder if the people concerned are returning to the royal capital without knowing anything? Ah, this person is a no-good person. Moreover, its a waste of authority to settle it like that. Something like executing all of the knights goes beyond being dreadful politics! Oh my, I wonder if you think that is going too far? No, not at all. Ah, those guys, I figured if there were other bandits, itd be appropriate for adventurers to take care of it somehow. Hmm, extra offenses then. Ill keep taking advantage of this for now. Itll be dangerous if I go about this poorly. Well, Im starting to understand this a little. This person is definitely not an enemy to Rokuko. After all, the basis of her actions is Rokuko. She wouldnt be Rokukos enemy so long as we dont hinder Haku-san. By the way, what were you saying about Sage Knights a bit ago? Sage Knights? Ah, thats just a vague title change. Destroying cores is useless unless youre Kami-samas vanguard. By doing something like contributing to the cirction of mana, it seems their favor does increase Ah, in the end Ill, about vanguards silence. I dont feel like destroying dungeon cores so please forgive me. Un. You seem ipetent by doing nothing but sleeping, but I will tentatively recognize you as No. 695-chans master. Looks like I was epted If shes not an enemy, thats good. A bad person is inside of the beautiful-foot person no, sorry, itd be wonderful to be stepped on by a viin like that. However, lets have a dungeon battle. Haha anooother term I dont know sprung up. Moreover, it sounds troublesome. Please give me a break. Chapter 29 A Dungeon Battle? A dungeon battle is? We invade each others dungeons and, well, have a contest. The entrances would be connected to each other with space-time magic, we would send our troops into each others dungeon, and the first to touch the dungeon core wins. Simple right? Setting the space-time magic aside, the rules certainly were simple. However, the Imperial Capitals well-established dungeon [White Labyrinth] and this Beginner-friendly dungeon where nothing but goblins appear [Ordinary Cave](There is a dungeon core inspection tour) arepletely not worthparing to each other. They were too different. There was below a single decimal point chance of winning. Oh, of course there will be handicaps. My dungeons degree of difficulty is so high that no one has been able to conquer it in over one hundred years, its an extrarge dungeon with several derived dungeons. Of course, Haku-san had noticed that as well and added supplementing terms. Right, I will lend you 100,000 DP to prepare. I will create a derived dungeon like the new [Ordinary Cave], and will simrly prepare using 100,000 DP. Ill install a dummy core there, so it would be your win if you touch it So? DP can be loaned out? It can. Since its not an exaggeration to call dungeon battles contests well, right, if you win, its fine to not repay the 100,000 DP. In addition, Ill transfer another 100,000 DP as a prize. It seemed to be quite the profitable condition. Then, what if Haku-san wins? The loaned 100,000 DP will be returned, in full Ah, that doesnt mean anything unpleasant you know? Youll do it as an adventurer in my dungeon. Ill have you work until you earn back the 100,000 DP. You will swear to hand the responsibility of protecting No. 695-chan until your repayment ends. Isnt it normally impossible to have such favorable terms? They were favorable conditions indeed. With the 100,000 DP Id gain, I could make the dungeon how I like and could fortify. However, I should remember. Although one Goblin costs 20 DP, just 2 DP is returned when it is killed inside of the dungeon, so thats the rate of return. In other words, if for instance 100,000 DP was earned by working on single type of monster, that would be fifty thousand Goblins, or ten of the lowest ranked 100,000 DP Dragons. I wonder just how much time that would take? No, wait. Thats not it. Would it even submit the DP by killing monsters in the dungeon to begin with? Of course, by destroying valuable monsters, wouldnt the debt increase? If so, it was the same thing even if I just aimed for items without even killing a single monster. For items, Haku-san may not ept it since she ced it using her DP. At any rate, only dungeon cores and dungeon masters could truly earn DP. Earning 100,000 DP as an adventurer, well, thats hard. Oh my, I didnt intend something like that. Then 100,000 DP worth of fruits of battle is fine. I would PK as a monster? Dont veteran adventurers gather in [White Labyrinth]? Fufu, there is also a derived dungeon for rookies you know? Haku-san giggled and smiled like she was enjoying this. I really cant be negligent, this person is a dungeon core huh. I understand. Then what is expended on you in the derived dungeon of the [White Labyrinth] will be yours and converted to DP, thats fine. If thats it, how about it? I agree if thats the case, but what merits are there for Haku-san? For example, if he found a [Scroll of Healing (100,000 DP)] and used it on himself, it would be achieved. Its more or less an excuse to circte mana by using DP on adventurers, is my official stance. The best merit is while you are trying to be an adventurer, No. 695-chan will be protected under the agreement you know? Ill guarantee her safety by filling up the entrance and not letting anyone in, and look after her in the Imperial Capital normally, that child wouldnt agree even if I said to. I see. So if she can secure Rokukos safety, that was enough of a merit. Go on and ept it! This is a practical test to see if you can really protect No. 695-chan. Though, it doesnt look like I can veto it. * So, No. 695-chan, well be having a dungeon battle. Eh whats a dungeon battle, No. 89 Ane-sama? You didnt know!? Haku-san and I then exined it to Rokuko. Heeh, it sounds interesting. Well, DP is going to be wagered for this contest. Ill lend the DP this time. Eh you can hand over DP!? You didnt know? I didnt learn until a little bit ago but theres a difference there, oi. Come to think of it, I wonder how the DP will be handed over? Umm, its not unreasonable that No. 695-chan doesnt know, there wasnt a reason for her to. The method to hand over DP is umm, ummm, k-kissing is needed you know? A kiss! Is that so? Chloe-san. No, ording to my memory, a handshake is enough. When I asked the butler about it, she answered properly. Its No. 695-chans first time, and since 100,000 DP will be transferred, a kiss is needed so that it wont fail or leak. Its easy to fail on your first time, so the safest method should be better? Such a flimsy excuse again Guh 100,000 DP!? I cant take that much! Its just a loan you know? Besides, its to prepare for the dungeon battle. Since the game is about smashing DP against each other, wouldnt it be boring if we used No. 695-chans dungeons current state of no DP? This is a handicap from me. U-uuu Since well return it if were defeated, its just a loan. Dont hesitate and just ept it. This way youll be able to properly listen to Haku-sans way of doing things. Uuu I understand. Then I wont hesitate, itadakimasu, No. 89 Ane-sama. Oh,e to think of it, doesnt [Dont hesitate and just ept it] count as an order? I havent really been considering my absolute order rights until now huh. Furthermore, it looks like shes even purposely anxious to follow the order. Ah, Haku-san did a thumbs up that Rokuko couldnt see. I wonder if that hand sign has the same meaning here? No. 89 Ane-sama, how should we exchange DP? Close your eyes, open your mouth and stick out your tongue. Yes, good, good job. Leave the rest to me. Well than, itadakima I will transfer it. Just now, wasnt she about to say itadakimasu? Haku-san and Rokukos tongue came into contact and glued together. Haku-san tenderly embraced Rokukos trembling body with her left arm, firmly drawing her head closer with her right hand so they wouldnt separate. Is it because its her first time? She kept her eyes shut just as Haku-san said. She avoided touching anything sensitive, but she trembled and even her ears had turned red. Though time seemed to move very slowly up till here, it seemed this was still the preparation phase. Haku-san held the back of Rokukos head with both hands. Something in their mouths moved perhaps the DP was being poured? Though Rokuko was surprised and almost moved away, the moment Haku-san saw the light connecting their tongues, she was immediately held by both of Haku-sans arms. After that, it took around ten minuted for the DP to be handed over. When they finally separated, their saliva made a bridge between their tongues, snapping apart. Puha, hah, hah Fuu hlCoDOl The two people who separated their mouths had contrasting faces. While Rokuko was breathing roughly with closed eyes, Haku-san licked her lips in satisfaction. However, both of them had flushed cheeks from ecstasy. A little of it leaked, but I gave some extra as service. Hah, hah, t-thanks, vewy, mush, No. 89 Nee-sama Hau. Ufufu, did you first DP transfer surprise you? Good, since you were held so so long, you should take a rest. Haku-san gave another thumbs-up that Rokuko couldnt see Apparently, it also meant good job in this world. I confirmed how much DP Haku-san deposited into Rokukos body. 114,032 DP. It looks like the DP seeded after all. It should have been around 3500 when they started so oi, she gave the amount of DP we got from exterminating those bandits with great pains as a service? Just what is Haku-san doing for ie? Ah, right Kehma-san. If you dont make any preparations and [Lose, returning the 100000 DP as is] something like that is, of course, uneptable you know? I wont let you use the loaned DP to repay the loan. Oops, she hit the nail on the head. If she didnt say that it would have been nothing but profit. Chapter 30 Major Renovations By the way, this is a service. Saying that, Haku-san passed an [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons] to me. The author written on it was Haku Raviero. I get it now. Since a dungeon core was the one to write about dungeons, there probably wasnt a need for a primer after it. Humans should have lot of gaps in what they know, so pay attention. If I recall this is popr among other dungeon cores I think? Haku-san indicated an entrybeled [Safety Zone] with her white finger. Quickly scanning over it, it read as [Monsters cannot enter, a safe ce to rest]. This is what dungeons call [Production]. Preparing what looks like a magic tool, they tell their monsters to not enter the area. Doing that, humans would go ahead and think at their own convenience that theyd entered a safety zone and let down their guard. I see, thats pretty clever. Youd even get DP from the adventurers while they waited in the safety zone. Above all, the [Safety Zone] really wasnt that at all. With no witnesses, if the adventurers werepletely off guard they could cover up all evidence. Of course, since adventurers didnt leave evidence that theyd entered safety zones, people would think they just died in the dungeon normally. Since information media is scarce in this world, a book from a big shot in the Imperial Capital would be given a high level of confidence. Like mass media. Sooometimes, when a monster is arranged to enter the [Safety Zone], they would mor about with A variant species appeared!. I would just dye their fur a different color to keep it interesting you know? When I pretend to be a diviner and teach them their traits and they give me their thanks, its hrious you know? Wow, I know what thats called. Its called swindling. But definitely, something like that is convenient. I can also see that it has plenty of uses. I gratefully epted the book. By the way, the contents felt more like a way to tell dungeons apart than a primer. Things like famous dungeon capture guides didnt really pop up. Since youll be studying and preparing, how about we start in three days? Good luck, alright? Is that enough time to return to the Imperial Capital? Although I dont go out of my way to learn things from humans that are at best [Crops], since Im an adventurer I learned [Teleport]. Ah, the scroll of teleport is 50,000,000 DP you know? Though even if I used it, I dont use it casually since it uses a quite a bit of magical power. Since its normally used by the mage division, I dont use it alone. But you just said youd use space-time magic to connect the entrances for the Dungeon Battle. Theres a dungeon function in the [Menu] that does that. When I let schrs examine it they said it was some kind of space-time magic, but even though I understand it somewhat despite understanding if I look at it like connecting spaces, I dont really get it? Mysterious. Looking at it from my side, isnt it a bitte to call space-time magic mysterious? Well, Im looking forward to three days from now Follow my memory, fasten my path to the far-off distance. Dash through the sky, dash through time. That ce is this ce, over there is right here. Intersect, ovep, connect together[Teleport]. When Haku-san recited the aria, both she and Chloe-san floated upwards and in an instant, disappeared in an intense light. * Rokuko, who had grown slightly giddy from Haku-sans appearance, came back here after a moment. Sobering up, she looked at the DP and was astonished when she saw the 110,000 DP. So, is there a chance to win? There is. There are some rules but for the most part, they are beneficial to us. When I said that, she stared in puzzlement. Really? Are you talking about using the 10000 DP from the service? There were no rules against using resources we already had, so to give an extreme example, the rules have no problem even if we put a Dragon in the dungeon, so long as [it doesnt use DP]. Though I wont go that far, giving monsters magic weapons wouldnt be odd. Putting her hands up, Rokuko sighed. Haaah. Kehma, leave it to you to make a loophole like that what should I call you, sly? Your beloved Onee-sama was the one to make the rule. It was amazing. As expected of No. 89 Ane-sama! Seriously. Shes a considerably amazing person alright. In a good way. [1] Though I probably wouldnt poke through loopholes in the rules if my opponent were Rokuko, I wont go easy on others. If my opponent was essentially me yep, I wouldnt go all out ah, I want to sleep. I want to give everything up and sleep already. Itd be hard to sleep after losing though. The [Futon] is already unpleasant enough. So, Rokuko, Meat. Your job. The first thing I took out by using some of the 110,000 DP. Was a shovel and pickaxe. * First of all was expansion. Dig the hole. Dig is with a bang. I can get golem materials as well as being economical by excavating from the dungeon. I steadily added golems to the materials gathering operation. I had Rokuko and Meat on site to give the detailed instructions while I produced the golems My natural recovery couldnt keep up, so I drank a [Mana Potion (150 DP)]. Yep, bitter. It gets absorbed into my body when I drink it, and keeps working without filling my stomach no matter how much I drink. Preferably, I want a barrel. A mana potion barrel. Oh, mana potions appeared in the drink(barrel) selection. Seriously, that 1000 DP price is obviously economical. I wonder if those containers were expensive? They were crystal ss-like containers after all. Then, I used [Additional Floor (5,000 DP)], adding two floors above and below for now. The mountain cave can extend both up and down so thats a benefit. Its assumed that dungeons dont go both up and down as you go inside. With that sort of feeling, I directed the two. More and more digging! Stone, dirt, everything is good, since its the gathering of golem materials! Well, we dug the first underground floor hey, do we reaaally need to dig? Its troublesome so cant we just use DP to do it in one go? No good. I want more golem materials, even if its just a bit. I intend for the first underground floor to be the second floor of thebyrinth. There will be fairly convoluted passages. By the way, it takes more than 10,000 DP when done by DP, but just around a rough estimate of 5,000 DP if we handle excavating the passages ourselves. Furthermore, I also get a lot of golem materials, too. I have no choice but to have Rokuko, who can use the map like me, dig and give finemands Im counting on you. Ugu g-got it Ah, Id forgotten about it, but was that just now part of the absolutemand? Rokuko Though I have order rights, its only valid when I say its an order. Otherwise, act on your own judgement Well, Im nning on annulling the absolutemand rights when this Dungeon Battle is over anyways. Im using my order rights this time to make sure theres no errors in the detailed instructions. Ill annul them after the Dungeon Battle. Fueh? Ah, un Is that okay? Partners are of one body and mind. I want us to be equals as much as possible. Partner U-un, right! Dungeon core and their master are of one body and mind after all! Yeah, Ill leave it to you then Thats not an order, yeah? Leave it to me, Ill to my best! Rokuko smiled pleasantly, once again heading off to give the golems orders for the excavation. Well, Meat is digging several pitfall traps near the entrance. Furthermore, Ill be installing a [Dummy Core (5000 DP)] in one of the passages that are being excavated. Pitfalls and dead-ends, the ssics. Well, Im just cing a dummy core there. The dummy core has a castling function, it could be used to swap it and the real dungeon cores positions. In other words, the dungeon core can take refuge only if theres a dummy core ced. Though Haku-san wont use the castling function due to the rules for losing being touching the dummy core, I will use it here. Ill hide what I can hide. The number of dummy cores that havent been found are like the dungeons remaining HP. The pitfalls are all dug. Floorboards, ced tightly. Alright, good depth. Add spikes when youre done take care to not fall in okay? Make sure to put the covers over the pits. Yes. By the way, the pitfalls covers were re~ally thin floorboard golems. Golems are great for things even outside of the workforce, like building materials. Making a golem into a floorboard was the most troublesome so far though. Saving DP is important. Ah, for the wall golems installed into thebyrinth, they sometimes move quietly and change the route. Amusing things like that. Like a mysteriousbyrinth. Ill get in contact with Rokuko in a bit. Now for thebyrinth riddle area. There, I ced a [Switch-Style Sturdy Door (1000 DP)]. The switch was hidden by a decoration golem, which would open the door if the riddle is solved. By the way, if it was closed and couldnt be opened at all it would be a breach of etiquette meaning if it couldnt be opened, its strength would fall to that of an average doors and would turn into a breakable object. I dont really get why it wouldnt work anymore and lose its strength from the dungeon if it couldnt be opened. However, looking at it the other direction, the strength from the dungeon turns it into an incredibly sturdy door. The switch is its opened easily. Its fine even if the solution to the riddle is something anyone can do. Though I say that, I just mean that its a door. Hidden by the golem, the door itself is opened if the switch is pressed, a very simple riddle solution with ridiculously high strengthpared to its DP consumption. The weakness of it is that the golem could be destroyed, but wouldnt you think that it wont open if the solution isnt solved when you saw something like it? I hope so. Honestly, it looks like it wont be solved with a nce, because its just well, the pitfall traps in the room will open with a wrong answer with the golems, so itll be interesting. Now then, there are still a lot of traps I havent started on yet. Ill be sure to mix in plenty of handmade traps with premade DP traps. No premade traps at all if possible, I want to alter them all in some way. If I can think of something. Ah, my time for sleeping is getting reduced. Id like to sleep like a log after all this Footnotes: He uses (often read as Warui -> Bad, hateful, unfortunate, etc) ironically, kind of like how Sugoi can be both amazing and/or dreadful depending on context. Return Chapter 31 Dungeon Battle, Onset of War With that, three days after we decided to have a dungeon battle, came the day for war. W-we somehow made it in time No, we werent able to actually do it, but we used so much DP in one go We didnt put together our war strength huh We stocked up on a lot of stuff. Not just defense, but also for offense. At any rate, my aims set on the opponents dungeon core well, I made sure to use the DP properly. I was being economical but still spent somewhere around 80,000. However, they were necessary expenses. I already miss the times when I was troubled over 100 DP and 200 DP things I mean, Kehma that pillow, what is it? Eh? This? Its the [Heavenly Pillow (10,000 DP)], what about it? 10,000 DP of the 80,000 DP was used on this. No, this wasnt a waste you know? Isnt it essential to take an efficient rest to work optimally? Therefore, this [Heavenly Pillow] was a necessary expense. What do I get? We still have DP left over right? For now, although the left over DP is to deal with what happens how about summoning 10,000 DP worth of goblins? Why goblins!? I dont like them that much you know! Then after the battles over, Rokuko can use 10,000 DP however she wants. Be it gachapon, goblins, or dragons, or goblins or goblins. At any rate, through the major renovations, we serviced the majority of the cave that was bare rock and ground. It already couldnt be called an [Ordinary Cave] anymore, it was an imposing dungeon. I should think of a new name eh, I wont do it so soon now that I feel like it. Meat also did a good job. . Hahi I patted thepletely exhausted her. Though she seemed tired, her doggy tail was wagging back and forth. It seems like we could make it. I cant remember just how many golems I made in these past three days I even made golems that werent hybrids. Yep. Rokuko even said something impolite like, Eh youre making normal ones too? Well, thats because ordinary golems were golems that became ourbor force. They were mixes of stone and y though. Dividing it up would have been troublesome so I just used it without bothering. It looked like a y golem though I guess? * How were the preparations? Chloe. Everything went smoothly. The imperial capitals [White Labyrinth]s derivation dungeon, [White Trial]. The dungeon suddenly appeared slightly away from the outskirts of the Imperial Capital. Of course, this is Dungeon Core No. 89s Hakus dungeon arranged for this times dungeon battle. Of course, it was named by Haku herself. She decided to register it using that name at the adventurer guild once the dungeon battle finished. This dungeon made with more than 50,000 DP had five floors in all. Minotaurs wandered, spears popped out from the floors and walls, and arrow traps were nted all over. Furthermore, lizardmen would patrol around. And, amongst the monsters, here and there were a few armed with magic weapons around 10,000 DP each right, several. Incidentally, Chloe. It feels as though my weapon stockpile has diminished? Perhaps they were withdrawn by the 17th Knight Division the other day? We should punish them severely. Ah, it cant be helped then. Though I feel like I remembered something like a Minotaur axe, it surely should be something else. Axes are often like that. Oh my, it seems that Lizardmen came in. This area was originally a Lizardmen rookery. But didnt those primitives have nothing to do with us when we came here? Theres nothing to do about it since they came in on their own. Obviously, she was concealing that the 50,000 DP didnt cover everything. Of course since she didnt use DP for them, there was no problem with the rules. As for the 17th Knight Division that had their crimes increased lets pray for their happiness in the next world. Even though it was newly made, this [White Labyrinth] would be hard for new adventurers to return alive from. Even C-Rank adventurer parties, known as middle ss ones, would find it difficult to clear. Even B-Ranks would have to call it difficult due to the mass of monsters eagerly awaiting the start of the battle at the entrance. For their offense, she had prepared fifteen minotaurs (3,000 DP), fifty lizardmen (200 DP), and one hundred goblins (20 DP). Haku deliberately chose them, they were DP-efficient monsters. She at least had a minimal conscience. None of their offense were equipped with magic weapons. So then, how about we begin soon? Chloe, give the signal. Yes, as Ojou-samamands. Opening the menu, she signaled the [Ordinary Cave]. She was used to doing heavy expenditures like this. No. 695-chan, can you hear me? [Ane-sama! Yes, I can hear you! Please treat me well today] A cute voice was transmitted through the menu. A smile peeked through onto Hakus face. To this child she would be attacking relentlessly after this it was hard. However, she would take care to not overdo it and be hated. Haku was thinking about that. Fufu, I wonder if your preparations areplete? [Any time is fine!] Then wereing. Dungeon battle, start! Hakus words signaled for the curtain of the battle to rise. * A Gate appeared at the dungeon entrance when it began. Golems prepared by the [Ordinary Cave] crowded at the opponents gate, which was plenty wide enough for even a group of knights to pass through. I see, golems he chose high-efficiency monsters for the vanguard, then. It certainly is cheap to prepare quite the number of y golems. Golems had the characteristic of being able to move as much as they need inside of dungeons, which were filled with mana, so their maintenance costs were excellent. However, their reaction time for attacking and defensing was slow and they werent fast at all. Have the Lizardmen attack. Lizardmen, charge! Both armies rushed the gates. Haku, who had judged that the golems would just smash the goblins she had summoned, had the lizardmen lead the assault. The goblins turn woulde after the dungeon capture started as scouts. It wasnt time to meet a loss. Leaping through the gate, the Lizardmen shed the golems. Though some were crushed underfoot against the ground, due to their superior speed, the majority were able to turn it into a one-sided battle meanwhile, the [White Trial] was being invaded. The enemy has invaded! The Lamia reported enemy forces on the map. This person was also one of Hakus retainers. This day, five of Hakus retainers were in the Core Room, Chloe included. The living armor was in charge of giving directions to the lizardmens assault just a moment before. Though their introductions were dyed, the [White Trial]s lineup for the dungeon battle was as follows. Amelia themia, in charge of defense. Dolche the wraith, in charge of reporting damages. Sally the living armor, in charge of offensivebat force. Misha the war cat, in charge of offensive scout force. Then Chloe the subus, general assistant to Haku. Haku would make overall judgement calls and supervise. Number of intruders approximately two hundred!? Her retainers shuddered from Dolches report. Youre kidding right!? Theres no way theres that many! You can even see there isnt that many Its not that! The enemies, they arent golems! They are rats! Rats!? Surprised, Haku reflexively raised her voice. Apparently, the invading golems were burdened with boxes filled with rats. Of course, there was a hostile reaction to each of them, so they were specially summoned and put under control. Unquestionably, the rats were enemies. If even one reached the dungeon core. the dummy core for the [White Trial]s side, it would be defeat. The [Ordinary Cave]s golems opened the boxes that burdened them, allowing the rats to overflow out. Quickly, exterminate them! Its no use, the minotaurs cant deal with them since theyre so small! Send half of the goblins to exterminate the rats! Itll be bad if we leave this alone! Theyve broken through the first floor! The enemy is invading the second floor e-enemy total around five hundred! The traps!? Theyre no good, theyre too small and arent getting hit! The amount being hit by the arrows is like shooting fireballs at ake! Direct the Lizardmen in the dungeon! Exterminate the rats! Exterminate the raaats! Her retainers rapidly became hurried. Haku, on the other hand, regained herposure. I think the rats are used to scout. Eh, thats its just a matter of time until theyll finish. Excuse me, theyve arrived at the straight leading to the first floors staircase. Its fine Chloe. This was honestly unexpected, I wonder whats next? This is the first time its been this hard ah, Amelia, install some me traps in the third floors passages, they should gain us some time. Ah, thank you! If the floor was different from the one the invaders were on, traps could be set up. The trap was a bit expensive, but it couldnt be helped. But it calmed Haku. Though rats were certainly excellent as scouts, they couldnt clear. Since the boss room was set up in front of the core room, the core room couldnt be reached without defeating the red minotaur, which was the boss. The golems seem to have been settled with. Our invasion can continue. Yeah. The faster we get to their core, the sooner I can see No. 695-chan * Oooh, niiice. Watching them steadily move through the constructions before me on the map, I muttered while moved. Hey, theyre filling the map with an amazing force but why are their troops going so far that way? Is there some advantage for No. 89 Ane-sama? You could say that. Though I dont think a win is possible with this. As expected, the enemy dungeons map wont appear in the dungeon battle. That was natural, since making a maze would have no point if they could see the map of the ce from the start. If they knew where the dungeon core was, it wouldve been boring. Though on the defending side, the map was disyed as usual with the enemies indicated to see how the invasion was going. Goshujin-sama, the advance party golem corps, all fifty. Annihted. Yeah, right on schedule. By the way, that group of golems were almost entirely y golems created with [Create Golem]. Summoned golems were ced at the vanguard, a gift of being economical. It could also be called using scraps. Very economical. Above all, being cheap with DP was good. Though I used magic stones so they wouldnt suspect anything, it was still a tenth of the normal cost. Moreover, their broken bodies could be recycled by collecting them if they were in the dungeon. Likewise, their magic stones werent destroyed. So then, next is the pitfall traps that Meat dug. I wonder whatll happen? I gently brushed Meats head, watching the battle progress. Chapter 32 Dungeon Battle, A Fierce Fight There are suddenly pitfalls at the entrance!? Send the Goblins ahead! Find the pitfalls! On [White Trial]s side, Hakus retainer in charge of their offense was busily coping with the traps. The pitfall traps tripped them up. A lot of them were immediately caught by them. Though the corpses would normally plug up the holes if this werent a dungeon, this was a Dungeon Battle so their bodies were immediately absorbed. However, if they could figure out where the pitfall traps were, they just needed to avoid them to advance. Alright, pitfall traps found, resume the invasion! ! Wait, a Minotaur fell! Gu, skewered, instant death! What!? The Goblins definitely went past that ce just a second ago! However, the pitfall traps in the [Ordinary Dungeon] were only reacting to the Minotaurs and Lizardmen, not the Goblins. The pitfall traps choose their target!? Something like that should definitely use a lot of DP I wonder if the contest was decided from the start. Aah! Another Minotaur! Eleven remaining! Thirty Lizardmen remaining as well! Do your scouting job right, Misha! The Goblins went by there just a little while ago! Another Minotaur fell, reducing their numbers. In a different location, two Goblins fell into a pitfall as their footing copsed beneath them. Haku didnt fail to notice the moment their footing copsed and fell. I understand it now. The reason the Goblins dont fall Im sure of it, it distinguishes them by weight. I see, with just that much of a rough condition, the DP consumption would be reduced and a number could be prepared The pitfall traps are definitely hollows under the floor. Though it would take time, you can advance by striking the ground and checking the sound. Yes! Goblins, forward! * Crap, that was a blunder. Goblins dont activate the pitfalls the flooring isnt equally thick since I made it with ack of sleep yeeep, thats a miss. Guess it wasnt thin enough? Ah, look Kehma. Check it out, a Minotaur fell down you know! Seriously? Oi Meat, your pitfalls are going great. A-above all, happy I could help. [Ordinary Cave] was seeing some unexpected results. * We have broken through the first floor of the enemy dungeon! On the way, we sustained many injuries from surprise attacks. We have few Goblins left. That swords would appear out of the wooden door when opened to skewer them brilliant. Oh my, I would like to use that next time What is the situation for defense? Enemy forces, arriving on the third floor! The fire traps, able to contain a portion of the rats! The me trap was a trap that literally spat fire. These ones spat fire at fixed timings. Since they couldnt constantly spout fire or they would malfunction, they couldnt stop all of them. The opponents are rats, so the valuable Lizardmen arent that useful. What about our offense? Our opponents second floor is its abyrinth! Hmph. Challenging the [White Labyrinth] with abyrinth? Divide our units to explore. Labyrinths werent as effective in dungeon battles as they were against adventurers. They could map it out and givemands from a control area. Muu, it looks like golems are wandering around. A set of five b-bows!? The golems are divided between vanguard and rearguard, with the rear guard covering them with bows! The Goblins wont stand a chance! Tch, are the likes of golems imitating adventurers? No choice then. We can only respond with Lizardmen have the Goblins act as sentries, send the Lizardmen and Minotaurs forward in order! Uwaaah!? The enemies weapons are too strong! The lizardmens swords were cut!? T-these golems all three of the vanguard are equipped with magic swords! What did you say? Golems with magic swords!? Even though golems were DP-efficient, they werent strong enough to equip with magic swords. Since magic swords used up quite a bit of DP, they were valuable and strong, so it was better to give to monsters that moved well. Rather, theres only been golems so far. Does he like golems that much? Maybe he has some sort of emotional attachment to them? However, thats fatal. Merge our forces, pincer them with Minotaurs! Yes! H-huh!? P-please wait a moment, the map is being weird, this, why is there a wall there!? !? Theypared the map view to the monsters field of view, but there wasnt a path. While they were puzzled by the change, the force that had started merging finished. No way, a [Transforming Labyrinth]! Its a lie, theres no way it could be done with 100,000 DP on this scale!? The important points, I wonder if you dont designate them. If thats the case, 50 no, 40,000 DP could do it. But probably, there wont be anyrge-scale traps after this. Haku was impressed by his operation procedures. It was extremely efficient as it used a small amount of DP. It was really good. Though it was temporary, the dungeon battle required them to use the same amount of DP. What decided victory or defeat was how it was used. Using a small amount of DP to shave away a lot of DP from the opponent, that was how the fight went. Then, could Kehma only win when fighting with the same amount of DP? No, she could definitely feel Kehmas skill. Fufu, its too bad that this battle only used 100,000 DP. Right, if this wasnt 100,000 DP, but 1,000,000 DP, the difference in fundamental fighting strength could have been ovee. However, it was 100,000. Looking at it from Hakus point of view, this could only be a short-term battle no matter how she tried to look at it. * The vanguard golems were equipped with mass production-type de golems. Only the de part of it was iron with the rest being stone, inly economizing. Doing that, a few de golems could be made from a single iron ingot. The stone was free since they dug the materials themselves. I also made the bow and arrows. The arrows used scrap material. How they were made if I had to say,bor and mana potion (barrels). Furthermore, though by all rights the weapon golems should have been indicated on the map, they werent. This was due to the map not more than necessary, so they appeared as golem + equipment. Convenient. So, despite looking at the map, the wall golems could move whilepletely in the enemys blind spot. Alright, the wall golems could move, Huge Sess! Thats the thing Meat hit the other day and destroyed, right? It could move? Theres no feet though. Its a new model. There are tires under it so it can move around. Additionally, the cost of this self-propelled wall golem was exactly 0 DP. Handmade and made from scraps. They didnt even need magic stones since they were only meant to be used inside the dungeon. The key word here is economical. * Completing thebyrinth, the rats went towards the fourth floor in the [White Trial]. There were still more than 150 rats remaining. Once they received instructions, they cleverly avoided the me traps. Still, their numbers were decreased by the Lizardmen on defense in the stair room. No way, we need to ascend again after going down, thats though I thought thebyrinth was on the third floor, it was two floors together. Hes not an adventurer, it might be good to have him work as an adviser for our dungeon. Then, they climbed up the staircase out of thebyrinth, but it kept going Two floors. At first, she assumed it was the entrance to the first floor but what was this, the zero-th floor? Or maybe it was the negative first floor? I dont know what to call it. Using something like thats just underhanded its now called the first upper floor! Yes, certainly, its the first upper floor. theres a door! Borrowing the monsters field of vision, the door seemed to be very sturdy. And there was an exaggerated sign next to it. Whats written on it? Lets see it seems to be a riddle. Ill read it aloud. [The answer is easy. Dont overthink this. The way to answer is to divide one silver coin between three people.] To divide one silver coin between three people? Umm, since there is one hundred copper coins in a silver coin, umm I got it. First off, one silver is one hundred copper. Then, to divide it three ways, the person who divided the amount keeps the excess as the fee. A problem of this level was no problem for Haku, a dungeon core that had a lot of experience. As expected of Ojou-sama! With her, theres certainly no need to be frustrated. A perfect answer. I meane on, give up! Theres no way Dungeon Core No. 89-sama wouldnt know a riddle like this! [Wrong. Pleasee again.] Eh!? An awkward atmosphere settled in the [White Trial]s Core Room. Without them doing anything else, the rooms entire floor turned into a pitfall trap where was its destination? The entrance floor. Why? My answer should have been perfect! Lets settle down for a moment okay!? Hey, all of us havent answered yet! Ah, the damage report!? Ah, eh, a-a Minotaurs ankle was sprained, impossible to return to battle two died instantly from the fall for the Lizardmen, three are safe. The goblins umm, not good! None left! Our remaining troops, 6 Minotaurs, 12 Lizardmen, and divided into three groups, 8 Goblins. Haku pressed her hands against her temples while wringing out her directions. Have the surviving Lizardmen evacuate with the Minotaur that sprained its ankle ku, to fail a riddle that I was confident of disgraceful! Stuff the Minotaur that sprained its ankle as decoration, to remember this disgrace O-Ojou-sama, lets do this once again with just Goblins! We can go in with the rest of our forces when we answer correctly! . S-such disgraceful conduct No. 695-chan is watching too you know!? Endure it, this is a serious matter Th-the fourth floor has been broken through! The rats movements have improved, they cant catch them! Ojou-sama! Chloe implied that this wasnt the time for worrying about that. Haku was excellent, so she made the decision. Understood assemble, ass-em-ble! There! Send the Goblins! * [You distribute it ording to their contribution level of obtaining it!] [Wrong.] [The leftovers are turned intomunity property of the party, the remainder is divided up.] [Wrong.] [ The silver coin is divided into three, giving each person a part!] [Wrong.] [Give it to an impartial third party to distribute it!] [Wrong.] Oh oh, that fall was magnificent. As expected, after the second time around they sent a single Goblin at a time to be sacrificed There wasnt much weight to it if they didnt answer correctly, in other words, it was amusing. Hey Kehma, this riddle Ah, Rokuko. You were able to answer it right in three seconds. Youre amazing, seriously, good job. You didnt even need to hear the end of it. B-because it says the answer! But, no way Ane-sama would Smart people wont break out of the loop. Your Nee-chan is worthy of being called smart, I think her constantlying up with answers is also pretty amazing. While giving her a sidelong nce, several of the rats, which had decreased in amount, were able to steadily invade deeper into the enemys dungeon after bing easier to control. Maybe I wont even have to use my hidden gem? * [Wrong.] Go fu! Ojou-samaaaa! Haku had been thoroughly tricked. Even if she thought and thought, it was wrong, wrong, wrong! Ku, how terrifying turning this dungeon battle into a mental attack Umm, Ojou-sama I wonder, is this really a [Gate of Wisdom]? Gates of Wisdom. They were special traps that would test the wisdom of people who came to the dungeon. It was a very strong door, but once the riddle was solved, anyone could pass. Haku had also used them to challenge people with riddles. Eh, i-is there a basis to think that? Chloe. Yes. First of all, it is impossible to exceed Ojou-samas wisdom. Then considering the amount of DP consumption this far, would there really be enough DP to install a [Gate of Wisdom]? !! Certainly, earlier, Haku herself had said it. There wont be anyrge-scale traps after this. Even the worst [Gate of Wisdom] costed 30,000 DP. Though it became stronger with a more simple question, it became fragile with difficult questions, and required more DP. That much was arge amount for a contest of 100,000 DP. Then this is There is a possibility it is an ordinary, destructible door possibly, the pitfall activates when an answer is spoken in front of the door. Then it was an extremely foul trap. No matter how you answered, even if it was the correct solution to the riddle, it didnt matter at all. At the point they decided to stop, they were already caught in the trap. T-terrifying Kehma, what is going on inside that mans head!? T-this an advanced and cowardly trap!! Isnt this just unfair!? Moreover, if we didnt realize it, how many times would we have Uu, but Im in the wrong for being tricked. Ill properly acknowledge my defeat here. Fufu, however, Chloe saw through it well. As expected of my right-hand person, you supported me splendidly even though I had fallen into tunnel vision. I am humbly delighted to receive your praise. Umm Then, the pink-haired War Cat girl, Misha, raised her hand. Of her five retainers, she was the one with the lowest prospects ofpleting riddles. Simply put, an idiot. What is it, Misha? Ive already decided to destroy the door with brute strength, will you hinder me? No, nothing like that! Its just, that, the answer is isnt it [Easy]? It said it Huh? Easy? W-what are you saying? Misha. Ah, right, its certainly easy, in and simple. This trap has no answer! T-thats not it, umm, its just, didnt it start by saying [The answer is easy]!? The air solidified. N no way no, something like that hahaha N-no way Misha, something thats Ahahaha, what are you trying to say, Misha-san Their voices were strained. The other retainers also thought that might have been it. Then, so did Haku. And Chloe. Chloe. For now, just try it out once Yes If this was the correct answer her mind would break, and, resolving herself, Haku gave the final answer personally. [Correct] She broke. Chapter 33 Dungeon Battle, Conclusion Slowly, the [Gate of Wisdom] opened. As for Haku, she managed to assemble her broken mind, and tried to look at the other side but couldnt. Because, there was a y wall on the other side of the door. Under it was a polite [Under Construction] poster. Her broken mind exploded. * Oh, she got it right. Hey, whats with the dead end? Well, there really wasnt enough time I-I didnt sleep yknow? Definitely didnt. Ah, so he slept, Rokuko was convinced. To be blunt, Rokuko was able to figure it out in three seconds is what I thought, so I didnt finish making it. Why not? Because I thought it would be surprising Its definitely surprising you know. Coming up to a dead end in abyrinth hey, after this, where should they go? Since I hid three Dummy Cores in thebyrinth in addition to the pitfalls they went past it. Two were in [Small Projecting Rooms] along the outside thebyrinth that was carefully constructed to be rectangr. The other one was hidden in the ceiling. However, Haku-sans group hadnt found them since they were currently covered up by wall golems. Then again, since the dungeon would malfunction if the real dungeon core was confined by walls, I nned to shift just the wall golems away when if we use castling. Still, it looks like it doesnt count as being confined when its shut up behind it door. Though I dont really get why that is, it meant that closing it off by wall golems was no good. I dont get it. * Everyone in the [White Trial] has be silent. However, each of them looked slightly different. First, Haku. Her smile had solidified. Misha, who was the only one to answer the riddle correctly, had her face turn blue, Crap, I said too much Then there was the other four retainers, which included Chloe. With the indescribable smile on Hakus face, they didnt say anything. The enemy, dungeon boss room broken through! C-Core room discovered! Amelias sudden report pushed away the hardened atmosphere. Eh, hold up! What about the red minotaur boss!? You cant get into the core room without defeating the boss you know!? Th. they filled its throat, it died! She shivered. Imagining that horrible way to dienot that it wasnt perfectthe rats, mere rats the fact they defeated a boss monster. Ahahahaha, t-thats so funny! How are rats as brutal as that!? Please settle down, Dolche Ojou-sama. We havent lost yet. Keep searching with our offensive forces, we must have overlooked something. Chloe, use my spear to defend the core. As youmand, even if it costs this life of mine! As for whether that much was exaggerated for rats, no one could say. They were shown the unthinkable and crushing defeat of a red minotaur by its throat being blocked. With Chloes very petite build, she probably wouldnt be able to take more than a single rat. The enemy, still has one hundred good luck. I still have to serve Ojou-sama, I cant die just yet Im off! So, spear in hand, Chloe jumped out of the core. The rat swarm was just about to reach the dungeon core. Just in time huh! Protect! [Firewall]! With those words, a wall of me appeared to enclose and defend the core. The rats took a distance away. This was Hakus magical spear, the [Spear of Firewall]s ability It used the wielders magical power, manifesting the fire-type upper ss magic [Firewall] with a single keyword. Furthermore, in the event it was picked up as a treasure in a dungeon, it was said to be worth 10,000,000 DP for a single one. A treasure amongst treasures. Phew with this, we should have gained some time huh. Chloe wondered what would happen next she expected a mass of rats to make their way through the Firewall. When she looked, the rats were huddling together. That was good, so long as she prepared herself, she could deal with [Chloe-san! Feintbehind you! There are enemies behind you! Amount, 10!] !? She turned around, but there was nothing there no, she just couldnt see them!? The heck is!? She searched for the enemies, but she couldnt find them. She couldnt see them. Shouldnt there be ten of them!? Werent they rats!? [ It was touched!] Haha the heck is going on. She couldnt understand. Exhausted, she undid the [Firewall]. After the flickering mes went out, she noticed that there was [Something] transparent above the core. What It was transparentshe hadnt seen it before, like an insect, or something. * Finally, the dungeon core well, the dummy core, touchdown! Wait, Chloe jumped out of the core and put up a [Firewall]. So you can sortie from a dummy core didnt know that. Wouldve put more golems to work if I knew it, it wouldve been an infinite hitbo of golemsing out everywhere in thebyrinth after reviving. Though still, this me was troublesome. Or rather, it was foul y. Just needed one more step. It was obviously a magic item. I want to cross-examine her 100,000 DP. The rats were gathering up, lets see if they cant somehow break through it yup. Hmm? Whats this Ah, oi, its defenseless from above. Nice, thats just right. Invoke the [Hidden Gems]. H-hey, I dont get what you mean! Invoke them. She isnt getting what Im telling her. Drones are something from my world, like a helicopter she wouldnt understand something like that. Well, I made it with transparent materials. Id thought about making water golems at first, but I didnt think their propellers would be strong enough for them to fly well. Though since I had some empty mana potion bottles, it went smoothly when I tried putting them to use and made some with them. It was transparent and hard to see. The rats could transport them by swallowing them, the wonderful miniaturization was a sess. At most they were the size of a marble. Weeell, this time in particr the flickering mes made them extra hard to see! I could make them with a single type of material, it was even a stealth-type since it was a dungeon-restricted golem and wouldnt need a power supply. A drone with a skeletal frame, battery, andmunications equipment with modern Japanese technology would have looked like a mountain. Magic is amazing. And so, the drones were concealed in a part of the rats stomachs, going in as capsules that would open in the rats. It was my ultimate weapon, [Hidden Gem] (Stealth Drone Capsule). As expected, they tore their way through the rats stomachs. Grotesque. Sorry though, even though they all survived the suicide attacks at the minotaurs mouth I wont feel much heartache from rats. Then, the drones quietly made their way above the wall of me, and though they had a tough time operating for a moment there from the hot windstheynded softly and we won. * * Bonus * A short snippet from when they were in thebyrinth. Ku this [Transforming Labyrinth] is annoying ah, right! Cant we just break through the walls to advance? Wait, thats foul y for capturing thebyrinth. No, we dont have the time otherwise so Alright, Ill authorize it. Go for it! T-theresmunicationing in from the enemy! I wonder what it is. Connect us Oh my, Kehma-san, what is it? Certainly, breaking thebyrinth and dungeon walls shouldnt have been in the rules. [Yeah, I was just going to give some good information Thisbyrinth is handmade by Rokuko, yeah Are you fine with destroying it?] Wha!? T-thats [In truth, Rokuko helped digging the passages with the golems and a pickax so, this is genuinely her first, handmadebyrinth. So are you fine with that? Really? Would you not regret it even if she hates you for it?] . Mind games are unfair! [Its my maxim though So, will you destroy it?] Of course I wont break it! Thatmunication may or may not have happened Chapter 34 Difference Between Postwar Treatment and Words It was myplete defeat. To deal with the postwar affairs, Haku-san visited the [Ordinary Cave] again. Chloe was wearing the same butler clothing as usual. I may have lost, but I learned many wonderful things through the battle. I surely didnt think that rats would go that far. To turn your scouts into warriors Although she was certain that the rats were scouts, she didnt think they would be able to defeat the boss even if they got that far. In truth, she had thought that a second group of golems would gain control of map pioneered by the rats. He was struck with the idea of having a midget strategy when he saw the Minotaur. Since he had nothing to lose, he decided to use fifty of the remaining rats to kill Mino-san with a suicide attack. By the way, since the rats were ordered to limit their living space to the forest to survive, he would probably use them again sooner orter. I didnt think I wouldnt be able to find even one of the Dummy Cores. Where did you put the dungeon core in the end? If you dont mind, could you tell me? Give me an additional 50,000 DP and Ill tell you. Oh me, is something so small fine? Then please tell me. If I dont know, I might not be able to sleep tonight. Crap, I said it as a joke but she said shed pay it. No helping it, Ill answer her. I dont need to say where the Dummy Cores were though. However, since the real core was set up in a ce that was a huge joke, she might get a bit angry from the answer. To tell the truth, this dungeon continues around one kilometer away, theres a small room. I put it there. The direction I pointed to? The goblin room. I thought about bringing it back at first, but wound up leaving it there in the end. As I thought, Haku-san was speechless Though, it didnt feel like she was angry. It was more like admiration. Really, looking closely I do see mana connecting not just in front of this cave, but extending outside of the dungeon I didnt notice. Installing the dungeon core outside of the first floor such a bold move, surprising isnt it, Ojou-sama. No. 89 Ane-samas teachings were right after all! Yep, she doesnt understand why, but Rokuko found the idea amusing. You just disregarded everything but a single room and made nothing else. Haah, thebyrinth was splendid, it was my first time seeing that usage ah, those pitfall traps were a big gamble. Though I used Minotaurs as primary war potential this time, I could have had my forcesprise of something weightless like Wraiths. The best thing that I saw was installing two floors above and below. Definitely, the pitfall traps wouldnt have activated if that were the case. Well, they also wouldnt have found the hidden passages inside the pitfalls. Ah, the homemade pitfall traps didnt cost DP, but that might have been impossible to tell just from looking. Since she especially advised me, I didnt do something as boorish as correct her. It was better to keep quiet on that. Also gu, that [Gate of Wisdom] was that a riddle from your world? Yeah. Weeell, it was hard toe up with. There werent many riddles I couldve use there. Is that so its fine already, so please let me hit you once. Hahaha, Ill decline. It was probably very vexing. I didnt tell her that Rokuko solved it in three seconds. Im not very interested in riddles so I dont use them. What, so you used wordy. Somehow, it seems its tranting on its own Right, for instance, I had told Rokuko, The futon blew up. She heard something like, The futon burst. That kind of thing. The traditional Japanese gag didnt go along with it. Therefore, for instance [What is the doctor that can only break cars?] [Answer: Dentists (Kanji for dentist reads the same as out-of-service vehicle)], the wordy solution for the riddle didnt go through. Furthermore, riddles that relied on the shapes of words were out. To begin with, the characters were different. Since theres no problem if theres an image, I n on using that next time. Together with remembering how amazing magic is over and over, I should give up on memorizing this worldsnguage. It trantes itself too much, I cant study. I could probably do it if I did my best, but I dont feel like doing that. Right, Ane-sama, get this! My name is Rokuko now. Ites from 695 in another worldsnguage! Ro is 6, ku is 9, and ko is 5! Rokuko didnt even know the origin of her own name. When I noticed that and told her, she was really happy for some reason. I thought that shed be angry that her name came from a number since it was a serious thing, but it looked like she was really happy about it. I dont get dungeon cores tastes. Other than the digits was [No.], it might be a unique rule. ! Thats amazing, such a wonderful name ahh, Im envious. So, call me Rokuko from now on, No. 89 Ane-sama. Yes, I understand. Rokuko-chan Haah, so good. Im Haku since my hair is white, you know? Really, Master has the worst taste Huh? Haku-san, isnt it Haku since thats number eight and nine? When I unintentionally cut in, Haku-san suddenly stopped. Why would No. 89 turn into white? Wait, by some chance, is that how it is in the other world? Well theres a few meanings to it really, but well, it can be read as Haku. White too, same with No. 89. Haku-san closed her eyes for a moment, pressing down on her temple. It seems shes thinking about something. After a while, she opened her mouth. Rokuko-chan. From now on, could you call me Haku? If thats how it is, it matches another worlds numbers. Yes, Haku Ane-sama! I wonder if she still feels someplicated things about it? Haku-san pat Rokukos head while smiling. Right, the story drifted off course for a moment. I really did want to review some more, but even if it doesnt look like it, I am very busy Because a new dungeon has now been made, I need to process it Ah, Ive been wondering what thatst thing was, but it would be inelegant to ask about a dungeons trump card, wouldnt it? Thatst thing meaning the [Hidden Gems]. I feel itd be fine to tell her, but she might have fun trying to figure it out herself. Well then, Rokuko-chan. How about I transfer the DP now? Y-yesh! Taking Rokukos hand with a smile, Haku smiled dly. It was 150,000 DP with the information fee included. Though she said she was busy, she took her time deliberately transferring it mouth-to-mouth with her. Thanks for the treat. Chapter 35 Ill Be an Adventurer Even Though Im a Dungeon Master! We got 150,000 DP from Haku-san. We had 30,000 DP left over from the Dungeon Battle 20,000 DP from Rokuko using 10,000 DP however she wanted. Those put together gave 170,000 DP on hand that could be used freely. Lets use this easy money (its DP though) for a few things. First of all, I got ten [Beetradish (10 DP)] for forest area around the cave Radishes could be a source of sugar. Adding a field to plow wouldnt hinder dungeon affairs and could make some high quality sugar for us. Though I could buy some with DP to sell, that wouldnt be sustainable. This way I could get money without losing DP. Ah, it seemed that 5 DP was fifty copper but it might be more. Ill try it out if the beetradishes dont work out. Then, I bought some magic scrolls. Low ss earth magic [Scroll of Stone (700 DP)]. Low ss water magic [Scroll of Water (500 DP)]. Low ss wind magic [Scroll of Air Voice (400 DP)]. Low ss fire magic [Scroll of Fireball (500 DP)]. Low ss light magic [Scroll of Light (400 DP)]. Low ss dark magic [Scroll of Blind (500 DP)]. Bottom ss space-time magic [Scroll of Safe (600 DP)]. Enough for three people. Me, Rokuko, and Meats shares. I should memorize the basic attributes. I might be able to use them somehow Eh, the space-time magic one was bottom ss, but how was that a safe? From the name it seemed that it would make a different dimensional safe for stowing things in. I wonder if Trantion Feature-san is doing that [1] Then was Haku-sans rmendation, the widely convenient middle ss space-time magic [Scroll of Storage (10,000 DP)] it did cost a lot, but I got three of them since it was such easy money. I immediately stored the [Heavenly Pillow] It seemed to have around as much space as a closet. I put the futon in, too. Like this, even if the inns have hard beds I wont have to worry. With that done, Ive used around 80,000 DP in total with 90,000 DP left. Theres still a lot left over, but lets try and use it to reconstruct the dungeon. It doesnt really feel like I could use the DP down to a single digit. A small fortune huh. Ah, right. Since I expanded the dungeons area, our daily DP ie turned into 100 DP before I knew it. I guess ites from the veins of the ground? Ten times huh Well, extensions dontpare to ten times the single-room dungeon though. I wonder if theres spot that increases the DP ie? Like a power spot. It should be fine to get to sleep now that Im getting 100 DP a day. Even if I dont do anything Im getting 10,000 yen a day you know? Well, when I took a good look at the menu after the dungeon battle, there was [Spawn Monster] as a trap or rather a facility, it was added into the DP Catalog. Although it needed a hundred times the monsters specified DP cost, it was a facility that regrly brought out the designated monster. As for [Spawn Monster]s condition, its probably that it cant spawn more than a certain number of monsters? And although the dungeon had been improved, from here on, I will restructure this dungeon into a ce that people will visit regrly, staying while giving me DP and money. Right, Ill turn this dungeon into an [Inn]. Thats my n. Fufufu, double earnings of DP and money. Eh? Cheating? This much is fine. I cant stand out much with gods vanguard around you know? Oi, I dont want to die. I cant sleep if Im dead. I dont consider death to be an eternal sleep. [2] Anyway, since I want to somehow get to the level that I can rest easy even with gods vanguard, my goal is [White Labyrinth] in the Imperial Capital. It was an obvious sess case. People gather in the Imperial Capital, giving it DP. The dungeon expands with the collected DP. More and more peoplee to the Imperial Capital for the treasures in the dungeon. From then on it became an infinite loop. In order to repel gods vanguard, we have to be as gargantuan as the [White Labyrinth]. [White Labyrinth] is already dungeon with currently more than one hundred floors. Thats a difference of two digits. In addition to that, [White Labyrinth] is holding the Imperial Capital itself hostage. Namely, if [White Labyrinth]s dungeon core is destroyed, so will be the imperial capital, involving countless innocents. And even with that, Haku-san still had the knights hunt other dungeons to protect herself from gods vanguard. It appeared that was the level we had to get to in order to not be attacked by gods vanguard. Seems too far away to get to in my lifetime. And for that reason. Though it would be small-scale, I thought about making an inn. More urately, I thought about putting myself into the inn. I want to seclude myself in a room and sleep for a while. In order to do that, I think Ill build an attractive inn and use it to sleep for a long time. Having said that, people wont go out of their way toe to an empty ce This was more or less a dungeon though. If I remodeled the dungeon into a crowd puller yep, I should install a [Spawn Monster]-type facility. Well, if my life span turned into two hundred years or five hundred years, or even immortal, after bing a dungeon master, Ill aim for that [White Labyrinth] with that time. * Crap, Ipletely forgot. Two days have passed since the dungeon battle. I remember that I said Id return in two or three days to that gatekeeper at Sia W-well, nothing to do about it now. Theres no problem if Im just a bitte. Hmm? Do I still need to be an adventurer? I thought about that, but having a social status and going to the town as an adventurer is convenient. The various information Haku-san gave me wasnt enough either. That and I dont have enough hands to establish the inn. By enough hands I dont mean manpower, I could just leave that to the golems after all. I need [People]. [People] to serve customers. As of right now, we have one man, two little girls, a lot of golems, and a lot of rats. Not enough personnel to serve customers. I dont want to do something like sit and work at a reception desk. And guests might not listen to little girls at the reception desk. Serving customers was tooplicated for golems to do, and the rats definitely couldnt. Along with those reasons, the dungeon had a lot of odd secrets. I couldnt employ general people due to those secrets. Then what should I do? ves. Buy ves. Though itd be necessary to look after their food, clothing, and housing, ves were bound contract magic and wouldnt embezzle, y hooky, or reveal secrets. Meat was proof that they could be excellent employees as long as they could be educated. And so, Ill be going to town. While Im at it Im going to buy some ves this time. A-am I not enough!? W-woah, Meat was being incredibly assertive for the first time. Characters, even magic, Ive memorized, I-Ill do more, more for Goshujin-sama! No, uh, thanks. Youve done your best. Ive seen how hard youve worked. Fue, y-you wont sell me? I wont. Calm down, why are you undressing? I had to stop Meat, who was calming down from her light confusion, from undressing. Listen, dont take them off. Dont take off those stockings. Taking those off is the signal tomence night warfare. I didnt say I would sell you if you didnt learn magic in the first ce You know about our dungeon you cant go back to being an ordinary person anymore anyways. Th-then Ill be a ve until death. Yeah, though thats how it is well she looks happy so its ok. Theres a way to be a ve even after you die you know? Using the emperor ss dark magic [Necromancy]. Yes, please do! Rokuko-san, please dont say unnecessary things like that. Looking through the catalog for the [Scroll of Necromancy], it was 800,000,000 DP. Looong way to go. * I turned 10,000 DP into one hundred silver, putting it in the [Safe]. It was a golds worth, so that was enough probably? Ill put whats left of the bandits inheritance in as well. Even so, I took a cloth bag to cover up invoking the [Safe] skill for money Eh? The chant would expose me? Nope, [Safe]s chant wasnt needed at all. Completely chant-free. Therefore, it doesnt stand out so I can use it. Though I have no idea why its like that, it cant be helped. It could have be chantless from people who didnt want to say safe safe every time they wanted to take their money out working hard, it was a possibility. At any rate, theres 80,000 DP remaining. G-gotta use it prudently. Well, I left Rokuko house sitting and went to the town of Sia once again. Though Rokuko was saying that she wanted to go as well, I didnt feel like leaving the dungeon with only golems and rats. Though people probably wouldnte and immediately conquer the dungeon, the only people with the authority to activate Castling to evacuate the core at a critical moment are just me and Rokuko. (Still, Ill put the core in that small room on the other side of the riddle door thats under construction right now) Oh, youre still alive? Despite the gatekeeper calling out to us, we paid one copper each to enter Sia. It seemed that adventurer schedules werent really counted on. It was a world without trains after all. For now you should make an appearance at the guild. Silia-sans been worried. Huh? We had enough of a good impression to be worried about? Footnotes: The scrolls name is Safe in kana, which Keima took to mean as a safe instead of the wallet that it was probably. Note that can be the same thing in JP Return Word y here of death/eternal sleep being the same word. Had to retool sentence for it to fit in English. Return Chapter 36 Buying a ve When we showed up at the adventurer guild, it was the usual Receptionist-san was it Siliana-san? Well, she was sitting at the counter. The gatekeeper said she was worried about us, but Tch, where have you been? Huuuh? Isnt this different from the worrying that I know? None of those good feelings after all. No, maybe shes tsundere? [1] Ah, I had a bit to do outside so Well, what do you want? You cant ept that F-rank dungeonmission that came in a while ago you know? Incidentally, it seemed that Haku-san shrewdly tidied thatmission up before the Dungeon Battle. I wonder if she was able to report that themission epted in Sia waspleted in the Imperial Capital? Rather, although it was probably excessiveing from someone with influence, it seems that she prepared for [No Abnormalities] to be reported in advance. So she did have time to spare huh. Ah,e to think of it what about my designatedmission? [2] Its still there. Its still a G-Rankmission though, will you ept it? Yes please ah, and do you know somewhere ves are sold? Hed be more or less relieved if the adventurer guild rmended one. Adventurers that made use of ves werent few. They should definitely know of a good ce. Used for? Various things. Itd be better if they have experience ah, its no good if they arent women. It was a request from Haku-san, men are no good. In truth she doesnt even want me near Rokuko. Well, its this juniors intention to follow Sponsor-samas inclinations. Right, I dont want to ever make a harem. Im really not interested in debauchery. I dont want beautiful-legged women ves. Wanna licky~. Oops, that leaked out. If thats the case, [Graphers ve Deal] may be good. I rmend it to the point that I dont want to refer you to it. Going after dark is best. Thanks. Well, were off to clean toilets. I heard her click her tongue, but I ignored it. Still, the reward for two of my nominatedmissions were twenty copper. Well, I brought one hundred silver coins as pocket money this time, but we went through a lot to be designated for it. I used [Cleanup], then went to the park to nap while Meat stayed there on standby not, I collected information. I obtained information that said the [Heavenly Pillow] on the bench was supreme. I wasntte returning this time since I ordered the clothes golem to bring me back. When the two restroom cleanings ended around evening, it was just about a good time. Since the guild might be crowded this time, Ill head there to report themissions asplete after buying ves. And so I went to Graphers ve Shop. Yup, its a splendid ordinary building. The ce I was at was a lot different. In addition, there was a Dark ve Shop in the slums too. Meat seems to have been sold from there. Well, it was a bandit that bought the ves. I lead Meat inside since there was nothing else to do other than stand outside. Now then, time to go shopping. * Wee. Do you have business here today? Yeah, I want a ve. I understand, there are no ves that we cant get. When I said that I came at the guilds rmendation, the shop manager Grapher himself met me, giving his business smile. He was very proper and merchant-like, but that may have been because this was practically in the middle of town. So then, what kind of ves are you interested in purchasing? Hmm, beautiful legs first of all, and female being smart with various things would be good. I see Ah, your budget is? Hmm, I dont know the current market price. By the way, how much would you say this one is? I showed him Meat to see how much she was worth. Meat eagerly stood up straight so that she could increase her worth even a little higher. I see, although shes a beastkin, shes well-groomed and seems to be well disciplined hmm, can she read? Write? Do calctions? Have skills? She can read, write, and calcte if its simple. As for skills she has none. More or less, he had Meat practice some things. In truth, she had learned low ss magic from all attributes one by one, up to [Storage]. I couldnt use her as a reference since her price would jump up if I said that though. She had just recently learned her multiplication tables. The ve trader was folding his fingers in a strange hand sign no, was he calcting by hand? Rather than just simply folding his fingers he was raising them halfway. Finally raising his left pinky, it seemed that his price calction finished. (Though I heard about finger counting before, from the thumb was one copper, ten coppers, one silver, ten silvers, and one gold in order. Each of the fingers on the right hand can stand up to express zero to nine. It was a way to calcte that turned your fingers into an abacus, it seemed like a merchants technical skill. Apprentices probably learn this from seeing it all the time.) [3] If its like her it would be one gold coin here. Intended for merchants and aristocrats. Money, or treasure? Lets see, if a copper is one hundred yen, one hundred times one hundred one million yen? Wow I picked up something amazing, though that may be cheap if I think about it as being the price of a person Ten gold wouldnt have been enough if she were human. I expect her to be charming in the future. So? Would you ept one gold for her? I dont mind adding a little extra. No, I dont want to sell my Meat. Hoh indeed. I, who was able to reconfirm Meats value, patted Meats head while praising her. Seeing that, the shop manager had a bit of an admiring look. Hmm, our inventory right now may be unable to suit your discernment. As expected, years end and pass on by. we have youths around eighteen years old. Although we do have younger ones, they are still unworthy and havent been trained No, its fine since I dont want child ves. Eh, what? Do I look like a lolicon? Oh, I was impolite. Then lets talk a little more, give me some more details. I would like to hear how you n to use them as detailed as possible. Is that so First, they dont need skills since they will be doing chores. Women, of adult age. The cheaper the better. Budget is around ny silver coins maximum. As well as it being good if they have beautiful legs, yes? Looks like he remembered. This manager, he was doing his job. Hmm, so you want ves for chores. If you want cheaper, then non-human Yes, let allow me to bring out some candidates for you to choose from. Saying that, the manager left his seat, returning after a while. He lead out four women beside him. They were probably the ves since they were wearing cors Yep, dont they all have quite the legs? Wonderful. Hmm, are these to your satisfaction? From this one, its eighty silver, one hundred, ny, and sixty. There was one with a higher price than my budget brought out, he was definitely a merchant. I predicted this and responded with a bit lower than my actual budget, but it feels like he anticipated that. Well, in order from the one that cost eighty was the bear-eared beastkin, a fox-eared beastkin with good fur, an attractive elf, and a normal human. I looked at each one to discern them. Hm? Why is this one so cheap for sixty? Moreover judging from looks, shes human. Ah, well, what to say she has an interesting backstory? Since you wanted them cheap, I immediately brought her out. Should I withdraw her? Im interested in hearing her story. Putting it simply, She wasnt able to pay back her debt from gambling and fell into being a ve. She was returned goods after being returned by her master. Is what I was told The merchant sold her as a delicious dish, but she was returned the next day after biting his lower halfs that. The person that was chewed just replied, She was really bad, return my money. Still, it appeared that his important thing that was regrown with recovery magic was inadequate. I thought ves couldnt harm their masters? It can be done within certain circumstances. Rather than as a master, she seriously recognized him as a meal presented to her. Of course the cor was operating properly afterwards The reason she ate her master in the first ce was that various things happened and he presented it to her saying, Hey, eat up. Rest assured, the contract magic operates normally. Ah, so he gave her permission himself. Couldnt be helped then. Having said that, just from saying her history, I havent sold her I bought her debt, but havent been able to get rid of her Theres no problems with her appearance, so it was my mistake. I want to reduce my deficit even a little so how about it? Shes a bargain. I see. She was certainly well-padded, the ces that curved out curved out and the ces that curved in curved in. Her hair was a slightly reddish blonde, I had noints with her appearance. Well, I wouldntin so long as her legs were good. Besides, her being bigger might not be bad when considering that shed used as the inns receptionist. Theres no problem so long as she doesnt bite me. I just need to be careful. I want to ask the person herself. So, how about it? Buy me n give me delicious stuff to eat. Dont just go n bring me home and take out something shabby n tell me to eat it yeah? I wanna eat n hope to fill my belly, I dont care what kind of delicious thing it is yknow? At the least fill my belly with seriously good food to eat even if youre an enemy kay? [4] Thats a serious attitude for a ve, oi. Mealsre more important than life, I dont mind dyin if its for food, yeah. I see, I see. I would do anything if its to sleep, shes even boasting that she doesnt mind dying for her big three desires. Yup, I like her a lot. Not bad at all. She feels like a bargain too. Meat, what do you think? I dont think shes bad. Our meals are delicious, so I think its fine. Heeeh, yah! Youre gonna get me delicious food? The ve with an interesting history cut in despite not being asked. Probably due to her cor squeezing her a bit, she let out a small choking sound. So meals are that important? Really!? Ill bite it off if youre kiddin. My thing eating curse is terrifying. Yeah, I promise. In exchange, youll work diligently? Definitely! Hey hey hey, you said youd give him a special price right, Grapher-samaaa. Right? Youd go down to forty-five silver right? Hey, youre saying too much! Ah umm, customer, thats, umm oNTEjgr He was incoherent. She seemed to really be a problem child. Moreover, her head wasnt bad either. She guessed wed buy her, so she supported us in haggling. She even knew her own bottom price. That might be due to the ve dealers training, but even in that case her acting still wasnt bad. Ah, well fifty silver is fine with me. Thank you. I found a bargain, so I added five coins as a tip. Footnotes: Tsundere is, well here. Return The clean the toilets thing from the previous chapters that he was in town. Return Hes talking about this method. He didnt really exin all of it and I definitely got confused midway through, so yeah. If youre interested in the skill check it out here! Return Shes using a kansai dialect, admitted to be a faked one by the author. Heres a link for more information. Return Chapter 37 New Member Thanks! Heey, is Nii-san going shopping? Ah, its Goshujin-sama from now on, right! The ve dealer was like that as well, now with his problem child gone, he just looked like it couldnt be helped even if he barely profited at all. Im happy that negotiations finished quickly. After paying the fifty silver, as well as after the contract magic waspleted, I took the chance to buy her clothes while I was at it. A dress and underwear for a silver coin. Come to think of it, I havent asked your name huh. What is it? Huh? Whatre you sayin, ves get their names from Goshujin-sama yknow? Yah, Meat-senpai ? Really? Eh? You didn know? Its always like that. Since a night attendant could have the same one as their mom by chance, it gets thrown away no matter how beautiful it is when bin one. Ah, I get it. Well, you don really go and forget your real one, you want me to answer with the name I had before bin a ve? Aah, but I wanna new name after gettin bought. Cant I? Hmm. What was your name before you were bought? Hmm? Weeell, I was also called [Meat] yah? She licked her fingers, as though she recalled the taste of something. I wonder if its the thing she bit off? The second I realized that, I took a sharp breath. Hmm. So Meat is a popr ve name then huh? Like a dog being Pochi and a cat being Tama. Using that name would be confusing huh. Right then whats your favorite thing to eat? Then your name will be taken from foods like Apple or Meat Skewer? Setting aside Apple Id like to refrain from Meat Skewer how bout Melon? Aaah, wont you buy me some melons? I wanna eat em. Ill get you some to eatter if you still want to. Really!? Wooow Ill do my best~ Sheughed like she wasnt a ve umm, miss nameless. Ah, right. Then how bout [Ichika]? Un? Whats its meaning? Its a name rted to the god of food. The god called Ishidaka is the goddess of the sea, though I dont see one around here. Well, mixing in salt, seasoning from the sea, you get Ichika. That work? As for why it turns into Ichika when you mix it with salt(shio), well, thats probably a bug with the trantion function. Am I getting used to it? Well, Ichika is good. Ill be relying on you from now on. Hehehe, take care of me ? Ichika, formerly known as miss nameless. We shook hands again. However, I saw Ichika looking somewhere when we were shaking hands. When I followed her line of sight, it was the grilled meat skewers stall. * With each of us eating the meat skewers held in our hands, we went to the adventurer guild. Hmm? I thought this way lead to the adventurer guild? Yeah, I need to report aboutmission we finished earlier today. So Goshujin-sama is an adventurer? What rank? D? C? Or maybe B? F-rank. I just became one the other day. Haah, F-rank? Yet you bought me with that much money are you a Noble-sama or merchant or something? Well, its a long story. She didnt deny me with something like No way!. I already understood she was a flexible person, but Ichika really was a bargain. Ah, does Ichika also want to register as an adventurer? Having ID would be convenient. Ehh? Ah, I wonder starting over from G well its okay. Then will you lend five silver for the registration fee? Ill pay it back with my body. Its repayment. Ichikas price was originally sixty, but it went down thanks to you half the difference is reasonablepensation. PuC, ahaha! Reasonablepensation he says! Itsmon sense that ves don getpensated yknow? Well, its okay. Ill take it out of principle, thanks. Ichikasugh showed her teeth. It was a pretty good smile, shell probably be popr as the inns receptionist like that. So then, we arrived back at the adventurer guild. The usual Receptionist-san was at the counter when we went there. Oh, you sure didnt take your time buying one. Moreover, a human, and big Receptionist-san spoke as she looked at a certain area. Though some people felt the bigger the better, I think anything is fine. Legs are more essential. Along with reporting that wepleted themission, this one Ichika, please register her to the guild. Yes, here are your twenty copper coins for the twomissions another name with no sense to it. Well then, Ill interview her for nowe this way. I also went with Ichika as her owner. Ichika huh, so that was a name with no sense to it either? Maybe I should get someone else to do the naming? Entering the area that Meat and I had also been interviewed in before, she asked simr questions. I understood her personal history as follows. Birthce: Pavuera (This seems to be a port city on the other side of Tsuia Mountain) Strong Points: Tasting, poison tasting, eating. Also scouting on asion. [1] Motives: Eating delicious food Notes: Former C-rank adventurer Eh, youre a former adventurer? Moreover, C-rank? Yah. I dont have any skills though. Skill scrolls are expensive yah? Id rather buy stuff to eat than stuff like that yknow? If thats how it is, cant be helped. It was an easy reason to understand. At least, for someone like me who simrly aimed to bury myself in sleep. Eh? Why not cut into food expenses to buy a better scroll youve set your sights on you ask? Thats the reasoning of someone who wants to increase their rank. We have nothing to do with that. Her general questioning finished, Receptionist-san wrote something down and spoke. I understand, Ill issue you a guild card. However, since you have given up your previous name, you cannot be C-rank. Well, well exempt you from G-rank and make you F-rank. Itll be easier if its that rank, thank you very much. By the way, how much was she? I drove the price down nicely. Fifty silver coins. Thats quite the bargain, without a doubt. Receptionist-san sent me a dubious look. I-I didnt do anything shady alright? Really, really. I did get the silver coins from DP though It seems that money issued from DP is taken as regr currency in the Imperial Capital, so theres no problem i-its not forgery so it should be okay! At any rate, I paid the five silver coin registry fee and received Ichikas guild card. I added Ichika to the party by her suggestion, so we headed for a ce to rest with our new member. As for todays inn, its the one we stayed in before. The [Sleeping Songbird Pavilion]. To save money, we just got a single room. Ichika said she would prefer another meal than to rent a shed, so since she didnt particrly have any problems with a single room, it was decided that we would sleep together in the same room. Ah, the three meals were naturally three normal ones, not the ve meals. Eating that ve meal the other day was enough. Un, gettin a real meal to eat~. Happiness~. So foods that important to Ichika? I also get how you feel. I wanted an employee that feels good about their job after all. Hooh, feels good? Meat-senpaisplexion is nice too, when I look at her I just wanna pick her up, yah. Theres noints from me so long as you give me food. Somehow or another it seems that I also struck a bargain in that shes also easy to handle. Ichika was drinking up her vegetable soup, wiping the little bit of liquid left over in the dish with bread, eating everything. Nothing left to waste. When she said, Let me eat first, might be poisoned, what she meant was that she would start even before me, her owner. Thanks for the food~, well, what now? Sleep? Yeah. Ichika. Youll have the bed. Eh? Probably due to not being able toprehend what I said, Ichika tilted her head to the side. Right, Ichika probably thought shed be conceding the bed to me since there was only one in the room. I took out my [Futon] from [Storage] andid it onto the floor. Meat and I will sleep here. Wai! The heck! Youre usin a substitute in such a high ss inn. Wooow, so this is the difference between senpai and me wait, you used [Storage], isnt that an expensive scroll? Just like Ichika wont yield when ites to food, I also wont yield when ites to this. Remember, never obstruct my sleep alright? I definitely got it. I absolutely won disturb you other than really bad situations I pledge it on breakfast. She pledged it on something really reliable huh. I nodded in satisfaction. Footnotes: The same kanji used for Poison Tasting also effectively means Eating Before. Return Chapter 38 Another Designated Commission He really did jus sleep Ichika mumbled something iprehensible as we left the inn. Ive gotten used to leaving after just using [Cleanup]. I left the room tidy this time too That wasnt a slip! I nned it from the start! [1] Aaah my muscles hurt today too~. As expected~. I only slept nine hours after all Thats enough monologuing. Well then, what to do next I bought a ve, which was the my purpose this time. How about we head back? Huh? Were not headin to the guild? Not doin anothermission? Its fine to not be so serious about it, its not like I particrly want to be an adventurer you know. Itd be convenient if there was a dungeon at a rank we could dive into though. C-ranks good then. Most dungeons have rank limitations yknow? By rank limitations, shes talking about the guild not allowing people below that rank to enter. You could still go and die at your own risk, but you wont be given information on the ce while your rank is insufficient. In the case that the dungeon is being managed, you would be treated as poaching and your loot would be seized. Furthermore, you would be fined. By the way, do you know about the Imperial Capitals [White Labyrinth]? Probably all adventurers know about it. Its a dungeon you can go into startin at C-rank in the center of the Imperial Capital. I think theres other dungeons near it you can go into at any rank though. Inside of the book written by Haku-san, [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons], Dungeons are natural phenomena, things that could grow. Dungeons that grow up to a certain point are able to form new dungeons, like starting a family. The derived dungeon was a new dungeon made by Haku-san for the Dungeon Battle. Incidentally, A dungeon will rapidly grow up in a day, or possibly degenerate. This is called the transition phase was written in beautiful penmanship in the Dungeon Battle things memo. I thought about us going out to visit, so getting a C-rank one would be good. Heeh, to visit huh, amazin confidence Come to think of it, it was captured to floor fifty-two when I was an adventurer Has it progressed since then? [2] Since it had more than a hundred and fifty floors, I guess saying thirty percent was about right guess it was pretty difficult? So wherere we goin? To our base outside town. Were returning there. Hmm, by outside of town, you dont mean the slums outside the south gate yeah? If we have to stop for the night on the way, is the base pretty far away? Thats right. Its in the mountains. Half a days run away. Then itsmon sense to say something to the guild about it anyways. Well, F-ranks dont really go that far though. Come to think of it, that gatekeeper said that Receptionist-san was worried huh. She actually had that attitude though. Though I left in a hurry to returnst time, theres not really any pressing reason this time. Why not go by to say something? Alright, theres no harm in going by to say something. Im a bitcking inmon sense. Got it, inform them if you know. Its important to have a colleague with the localmon sense after all. Rokuko doesnt concern herself with a humansmon sense since she is a Dungeon Core, and Meat is ignorant of society from being raised as a ve. As for Haku-san she knows about humanmon sense, but I cant just go and contact her Well, mornings were rush hour in the guild it wasnt. Themission notice board was developing its own rush hour and was very crowded though. Maybe I shoulde backter? Although Meat looked at themissions and asked me which ones I wanted her to fetch, I didnte to pick one up this time. Just to drop by. Hmm? Maybe itd be faster to just go and say something at the counter? Since I can set aside more time to sleep if I get back fast, lets finish this quickly. Well, at the counter was the usual Receptionist-san a different person! I saw a different person there for the first time ever! Showing my guild card, I decided to greet her. Excuse me, Im the F-rank adventurer Kehma, but Ill be leaving the town for a while. Yes Ah, Ill go and get the person in charge of you, so please wait a moment. Eh? Ah, yes. I decided to quietly wait since I was told to. I heard Ichika ask if I did something wrong, but I didnt really know did me being a Dungeon Master leak out to the guild? After waiting for a few moments, the usual Receptionist-san arrived. Good morning. Ah, yeah, good morning but why you specifically? Come to think of it I didnt say, did I? I am assigned to you, I look forward to working with you from here on. By assigned to me, that meant she was my dedicated receptionist. It seems thats preferential treatment to special adventurers. With a dedicated receptionist, things that would need official documents could be processed with just a few words. That, and dedicated receptionists were obligated to give priority to you over other adventurers. If they saw you lined up for the counter you would be called forward to be processed. Things like that. It also seems like they would tell you economical information and advice. This Receptionist-sans disposition towards ves aside, she did her work properly so I theres no problem with her being my dedicated receptionist. But Ive been trying to figure out why oh, thats it. The Guild Head said Meat and I might be his grandchildren. So, Im told youll be leaving town today Ill be training in the mountains for a bit. Ive been thinking about setting my sights on the [White Labyrinth] sooner ortere to think of it, the [Ordinary Cave] was an F-rank dungeon right? Is there any problem in me going to check it out? Training? I understand Though, even if the [Ordinary Cave] is definitely a dungeon, dont be too hopeful. Other than the Dungeon Core, it cant be called a dungeon. The result from the other days investigation was [No Abnormalities]. Looks like theres no problem with me going. Well, please let me know if theres anything else. And please never raise your hand against the real Dungeon Core. Dungeons are very academically valuable, so they are protected objects If you make a move against it, an announcement will go out and A-rank adventurers will head to assassinate you. Ah, probably a good thing to know preventing Rokuko from being damaged by threatening others with the title of an A-rank adventurer. When I asked about its location, she showed me aparatively crude mappared to the menus, saying it was somewhere around where she pointed. Oh yes, by the way, another designatedmission came for you. Receptionist-san, who had visibly just recalled something, held out amission ticket. It wast one for restroom cleaning. It was for procuring of rabbit meat. Im told that Kehma-samas delivery of meat for producing meat skewers were, rather than being of low quality, were delicious and popr they sold very well, and sold out in the afternoon. He boasted, saying that from now on he would purchase up to six per day at the max of twelve coppers. If possible, hed like you to tell him the secret. Now that I think about it, those meat skewers we ate yesterday were from a different stall huh? Thatmission certainly did say that the meat was for the next week, that day was probably yesterday then. I didnt know or else I would have went to that stall to eat some delicious meat skewers. Well, Ichika probably wouldnt have been able to eat any since they were sold out in the afternoon. Hooh! Tasty meat skewers!? You wont overlook that right? Right? Goshujin-sama!? Ah, it looks like Im going to have to ept the rabbit meat designatedmission huh? Its fine though, Im not in any particr rush to hurry back. Footnotes: There is supposed to be some sort of thing that sounds dirty like a oops I didnt mean thatCtype thing in this part, but I cant figure out how to make it work in English. Sorry.Return The way Keima says visit can also be read as to y, a more lighthearted way. Return Chapter 39 Also, Goblin Subjugation How about a goblin subjugationmission as well? You could even do a boar subjugation while youre at it. She was saying that epting the rabbitmission (six of them) was basically going to get a certain fast food. Still, though its usually a subjugationmission, it seems that youre able to ept themissions after subjugating them. Since youpletemissions by handing in parts for proof, nothing changes even if you ept itter on. Though since theres no toll on the gate for leaving if you ept it beforehand, you dont need to worry about having themission withdrawn. Well, looks like this is a rmendation. Goblins are destructive things that ruin fields. It seems that the target for this is the ones that are spreading into the field outside of the north gate. Although there are fields inside the gates as well, thend is cultivated at all costs since plots are expensive. Since it was just goblins and boars (wild boars likely) that were wrecking the fields, having adventurers hunt them was enough. Comparing it to the costs of thend, it seemed to be considerably inexpensive. Boars dont appear often and their meat appears to be delicious, so they would be purchased for somewhere between one to two silver coins each, depending on their size. The part for proving its subjugation was its nose, but that seemed to be the most delicious part. Meanwhile, it seemed that goblins turned into pretty good fertilizer when carved up and scattered across the field. After you took the right ears off them, Im told you only need to put the corpses near the field What about undeadification? Is that okay? Goblin and boar subjugations always appeared as F-rankmissions and when bringing in five goblins worth of right ears youd receive thirty copper coins. Boars were ten coppers for turning in the snout, or one copper and the snout. It appears that they would segment the snout into three parts right then if you chose to keep it. (They would divide it into three to prevent people from turning it in asmissionpletion again. They didnt just divide it into two because it seems that usually happens while defeating it.) Boars were delicious in two meanings, I didnt need to worry about transporting them due to [Storage] either. And so, although were heading west this time, well actively look for them in whatever direction we can find them. Ichika is brimming with motivation for the boars though I thought that, it wasnt that much. I wonder why? I hunted those when I was an adventurer probably not much now un, its nothing. Ah, I guarantee their vor yeah? Looks like shes already given them her motivation. * Well, we headed out of the west gate for rabbit hunting. Although I had huge hopes for Meat-sensei, I wanted to see how the neer Ichika worked. Anyhow, shes a former C-rank adventurer, so she should definitely live up to it. Particrly when its for something delicious. Since she was unarmed for the time being, I lent her my sword. Ah, thanks. Well unarmeds alright for rabbits yeah? Their value goes down if ya mess up their fur. Thats why itsmon sense to defeat em without damaging them as much as ya can. Hmm? But you cant drain their blood that way. Drain their blood? Whats that? Eh, she doesnt know about draining blood? If you drain all of the blood from the meat, the meat wont smell bad. The taste improves too. Its mostly the blood that makes the meat smelly after all. Heeh! I didnt know that. Ya know a lot even though you dont have anymon sense huh, I see, it wont smell un, then a lot of kinds of meat will be tasty huh Fufufu. Ichika was drooling while imagining the meat. Seriously, her appetite is demonic. Well, how do ya do it? Itll be easy if you see it happen Meat, go hunt one. Yes. Meat walked into the forest. Thirty secondster, she brought back a rabbit. Its neck was magnificently severed in a single stroke. I suspended it by its feet, causing blood to overflow from it and form a pool on the ground at my feet. If you do it like this, when you behead it and hand it upside down, its blood will flow out. When blood stopsing out, thats it Easy right? Ooh Meat-senpai hunted something so small like it was nothin. I mean, thirty seconds to get a rabbit, were ya a hunter before bin a ve? You knew where the rabbit was in the forest ? Isnt it easy? You can find them from their smell. Right, Meat-senpais a beastkin. I knew that No, that was good with those tiny arms She was saying stuff like that, but next was Ichikas turn. Since I want to see how practical she is, I left Meat with draining the rabbits blood and followed behind her. Advancing into the forest, Ichika sometimes stopped and listened carefully. After around five minutes, she suddenly brandished the sword and quickly swung it vertically down towards the ground near her. Alright, guess this is good? Oh, a ton of bloodsin out Quickly, the beheaded rabbit was lifted by its feet. As expected from a former C-rank, looks like she was able to end it with a single clean blow. Un, normal strength huh. Felling its neck with a single hit you look like someone with finesse. Thats right~, I was a scout after all. A dagger woulda been well I could do with a carving knife. I can also use a bow to get birds or something to eat too. A carving knife huh, lets make one when we return. I can also cook~, wasnt I just a great bargain~. Wanna know somethin? My original price was fifteen gold yknow? Reeeally, fifty silver for me huuuh I just bit that off. Its the first time Ive heard your original price, but isnt it definitely from biting it off? I tensed up hearing it even now. But even goblins taste good after drainin their blood right? I didnt think it would be sooooooo bad though. You ate it Before I became a ve, I was in the Imperial Capitals underground arena to pay back my debt well, Goshujin-sama held what he called a [Strange Eater] freak show I had to fight against various demons, eating everything as a set. I ate goblins or other things like that, everything but the bones Goblin roe is really bad Tahaha Ichikaughed as though ashamed. So there was even something like an underground arena too? This worlds amusement facilities stink of crime, too huh. For now, we returned to where Meat was. Ah, wee back, Goshujin-sama. Surrounding Meat, who was standing up while holding the rabbit, were five goblin corpses. All five of their necks were severed clean. Lured out by the smell of blood, moreover attacking since there was a small child, looks like the tables were pretty much turned on them huh. Yeah Ah~, it happened after all~. I had a feeling~ I didnt notice at all. Instant deaths huh Meat-senpai, howd you beat em? They surrounded me, so, I had the rabbit in one hand, so I used my other hand. Reproducing her movements, Meat held the rabbit in her left hand and the de golem in her right hand. She whirled around like a ballet dancer with her left foot acting as an axis. The des height was just enough to sever the goblins heads. Even though she was assisted by the clothes golem, I didnt teach her those movements. It doesnt have movement assistance like mine, just physical strength reinforcement. Those arent the movements of an F-rank What kind of trainin did ya do? I wonder? At any rate, the goblin suppressionmission is done. I cut off their right ears as proof. Well, Ill leave the remaining four rabbits to you two. Huh, what about Goshujin-sama? Im not good with swords the customers demand is for delicious meat, so Ill be in charge of draining there blood here. Really? You looked trained from the way you were walking though. Ah, that was the clothes golems assistance. Hmm? Im not doing anything in thismission? Eating without working is the best! Ah, but being in charge of the draining is work huh * Meat~ Finding a rabbit, its head was dismissed in the next instant. Even though Ichika was a former C-rank adventurer, she was a bit worried about the feeling shown by Meats performance. Rather, Meat-senpai, is that a magic sword? I dont know. I got this from Goshujin-sama. Quickly shaking the sword in her hand, blood flew off of it beautifully. There was no need to use [Cleanup], evidence that the sword was a very good one. It was also proof that her sword technique could cut cleanly. Meat held up her sword, once again looking for rabbits. Ichika was holding the rabbit meat. Meat was excellent in searching for their prey. Being able to separate the smell of blood from those theyd hunted from the ambient rabbit smell, Ichika felt it wasnt just skill anymore. But, Meat-senpai was trained in various things despite being Meat huh. ? What do you mean? Eh? No, Meat is ah. Aah~. I get it. Ichika just realized it. Their Goshujin-sama probably named her [Meat] without knowing that meat meant [Sex ve (Meat)]. And that her Goshujin-sama told her to teach him anymon sense she thought of. If thats how it was, she would have to teach him for now. ves couldnt go against their owners rules, even verbalmands. Ah~. [Meat] means More or less, Ichika told taught her a slightly obscured meaning of was [Meat] meant. Even though it was obscured, Meat definitely understood the meaning. For Meat, she was aware of the significance of the act with her vague memories of it. (So it was something like that?) She understood as though it happened to someone else. Then, she thought for a moment. The head of a rabbit she just found flew away while she thought. The amount of corpses increased by one. Lets keep this a secret from Goshujin-sama. Hoh? Ichika raised her eyebrows in inquiry. As for Meat, she answered while staring at the rabbit. This name is one Goshujin-sama gave to me for the first time, something I cherish. If my name changes now, or if it stays like this from here on, its not a problem. So, its fine to keep a secret. It felt somewhat odd, but Ichika held back her response seeing Meats bewitching smile. She looked like a beastkin adventurer that Ichika used to know. For beastkin, they instinctual felt names given to them from their parents were valuable. He said that. In fact, he held pride in being given a name associated with the hero, continuing to always exhaust himself in fulfilling it. Being proud of your name, you wouldnt be ashamed of it. Even she had lost her original name when she became a ve, beastkin absolutely wouldnt. Even if it looked like they cast it away on the surface. However, Meats current expression looked just as determined as his. At the same time, it felt d. If it was put into words, it would be something like [I can do it]. To Ichika, she didnt think it was the expression of a child at all. But thats a problem huuuh, I promised Goshujin-sama. Meat-senpai also knows right? He said, Teachmon sense I cant go against a verbalmand as a ve, right? Meat tilted her head to the side and responded. Ichika, you taught himmon sense. You arent breaking the promise. Goshujin-sama didnt say who to teach. Kuku, quite the schemer huh? Meat-senpai. Will you keep it a secret from Goshujin-sama? If you tell him, Ill get mad, okay? Judging from the looks of it, Meats cor seemed to constrict a tiny amount. However, Meat simply smiled as she knocked away the final rabbits head. Chapter 40 About Time to Return I wonder if its fine to leave the goblins here this isnt a field though. Would throwing them into the forest solve it? Ah, while I was thinking about that Meat and Ichika came back with the rabbits (beheaded) from the forest. That was fast. Goshujin-sama, I hunted the meat. I wonder if hunting stimted her dog-eared girl instincts? Meat was faintly smiling. Guess shes satisfied. For now, the three of us went to hanging the rabbits upside down, putting them into the bag when blood stoppeding out. What about the goblins magic stones? Well, theyre not much but its nice to get some extra money as F-rank. Goblins have magic stones? ording to Ichika, it seems theyre buried in their brains. It takes about a minute per to find the magic stone. Its head was sliced open with the sword and its brain scrambled around Uoeh What came out was a scrap magic stone even smaller than the one I could get with 10 DP. I guess with five of these it might be worth around the 10 DP magic stone? Its a demon so it has a magic stone. Its pretty small, but demons have magic stones somewhere in their bodies. If the rabbits also had magic stones, theyd be demon rabbits soon Hmm, I guess thisd sell for a copper ah, I think itd disappear after a night of being used in that light magic tool atst nights inn. If five goblins really did be thirty copper, it wasnt worth the time in getting its scrap magic stone for a single copper. Its obviously more profitable to use that time to hunt another goblin. I wonder if its fine to throw them away now? This takes too long. I got the scrap magic stone from Ichika for now. It might be useful for a golem. Returning to the town with rabbit meat in hand, we immediately headed to the grilled meat skewers stall. Oh, you brought rabbit meat? Yeah, here. Please assess it. He decided to purchase the headless rabbits I took out from the back. Of course, they were all for the highest amount of twelve copper coins. With six of them, that made seventy-two copper. I didnt get the money from him since I would receive it from the guild. Adding it to the reward from the goblins, it made around one silver and two coppers. A silver coin was a refreshing reward. Ku, you did a good job Eh, by some chance, is that Nee-chan your newrade? Thats right! The names Ichika. Good to meet ya! My~, that smells gooood. I wanna eat that meat skewer, Goshujin-sama~, buy it~? Hahaha! So An-chan? Ill throw in a small extra if you buy it, so? Well then, Ill take three. Thanks for the purchase! Handing him fifteen copper coins, I received four meat skewers. One as a freebie for buying three seemed like a lot. I handed two to Ichika and one to Meat. Though An-chan, shes a beauty. Even the small Jou-chan has an amazing future, youre pretty attracted to looks huh. She was a pretty good bargain. Shes noisy when ites to food though. Haha, then go ahead and be a regr customer to my shop. Ah, right. I bought the meat from An-chan, but its even more delicious and popr than usual. If possible, Id appreciate it if you sold it on a regr basis. I cant just hunt rabbits my rank went up. Ooh, congrattions on that. Its fine if it isnt rabbits then. Boars or something like that, Id buy whatever so long as its delicious. I was originally a butcher, with this stall as a side job. I can handle anything. Come to think of it, I hunted goblins. Hahaha! Goblins are horrible no matter if you roast them or boil them ya know? Is that so~. Well, could you tell me the secret to making the rabbit meat so delicious? Id offer up to twenty silver. Heeh thats pretty generous. What if he teaches ya? Will there be delicious meat stuffs here whenever? Ichika spoke with some strenuous effort, at least it was probably that. In truth, even I appreciate good meat but itd quickly spread around if I told him. Alright, lets not tell him. Its still a secret for now. Well, cant be helped. Please let me know when you feel like it. Since Ichika looked a bit disappointed, todays rabbit meat I had him promise to set some aside for us for a week. I paid twenty-five copper coins in advance Ill try to not forget abouting to eat here. Ichika is scary. After that, we headed to the guild and received the one silver and two copper coins reward. It was finally time to head back to the mountain. Just in case, I told them that Ide back some time next week. We went to the west gate to return to our base. Hey, is that enough stuff to go to the mountains? Ah no, I know about [Storage], but Right, this doesnt seem like enough previsions to people huh. Come to think of it, it was a bit dangerous heading to the west gatest time. Alright. Ill hand Ichika a silver coin from todays reward.= Is this enough for equipment? For three people I thought we were getting three days worth of food? This is enough for a weeks. We can get supplies at our base, so thats fine. Ill go and nap in the central park. Go and buy stuff with Meat. Got it. Then, Ill buy stuff. Can I buy sweets with the change? Just let me know roughly how much you spend. Leave it to me~ ? Im terribly uneasy about this, but Ill trust the former C-rank adventurer. * This meat sandwich is gooood. Mmmm, the vegetables and oil from the meat intertwine and be an amaaaazing vor, artisan-level technique! A good texture and feeling. Moreover, this vor its cheese! Theres cheese in it! Im so happy. Have a good appetite eat up! There was a food terror as soon as I woke up. Why are you making that face Goshujin-sama? I bought your part too, food~ food~ When I looked, Meat was also holding a sandwich in her hand. Ichika was holding two. Shrewd. I looked over the equipment Ichika while she ate the sandwiches. Flint, tent, food, canteens, pelts, food, knife, food, canteens, food oi, why so much food!? Its normal, if we lose it we cant eat, so I got a lot. Well, changes of clothes arent needed with [Cleanup], and we can use life magic to heat water or warm ourselves with [Generate Heat]. Wed need the magic skill [Ignition] or a flint to make a fire though. For the most part, with life magic the most important thing to live in the mountains is edible food. A knife was convenient for processing and cooking food, and furs were forying on the ground to sleep. But these pelts are white and fluffy hey, arent these rabbit furs? Why do I have a bad feeling about this? I put various stuff in the bag. Even though Goshujin-sama has [Storage] So, how much was it? The sandwiches! Bargains, at six coppers each! Not those. Ah, that. We used it all. Aaah, its good we were just barely able to buy the sandwiches~ Her smile looked as though she were asking to be praised for spending it all. Nah, in truth I thought this would happen when I handed her the silver coin. Enough food and equipment for three people for three nights with 10,000 yen would have been pretty hard. It was probably really hard. Seriously, Meat-senpai saved me yknow? She drove down prices hard. Aah, we were lucky the clerk was a guy ?. He kept looking at my chest, because of that we saved fifteen copper. Wouldnt that interfere with his business? Well, you really did well. Thanks. It would have been better for me to hand you a bit more funds huh? What ya gave was fine though? Ah, but you can pay me in food? You can eat stuff like hamburgers and melon bread when we get back to the [Ordinary Cave]. And so, now with proper equipment, we headed towards Tsuia Mountain. Come to think of it, Im a dungeon master but it doesnt feel like it at all. Something like being an adventurer after heading down to a human vige is definitely not a dungeon masters business. Has the life of staying indoors like the bandits and sleeping that Ive longed for finally arrived? Chapter 41 Base (Dungeon) After putting our camping equipment away using [Storage] when wed reached a spot away from the town, we ran up the mountain trail almost empty-handed. Even though Ichika wasnt being assisted by a clothes golem, she was after all a former C-rank adventurer and was able to properly keep up. Although I ignored Ichikas good advice when she said we should prepare camp since it was going to be night soon, we kept our sight by using light magic tools prepared beforehand. We arrived at the [Ordinary Cave] when the sun had setpletely. Meat, time!? Eh, the time it took!? L-lets see six hours, thirty-two minutes! Meat answered after looking at the clock golem she took out of her pocket She replied like the boke as usual. Rather, she was keeping track of the time properly huh, amazing. [1] Its a pain that our speed halved after dark huh. With a bike, we could no, that wouldnt work with a mountain path huh? Hmm? It doesnt really need to be a bike, maybe another vehicle would work? Go~shu~jiiin-sa~ma~. I am huuungry, pre~pare~ camp? Oops, shouldve gone inside first huh. Rather, I havent told Ichika our destination yet have I? We arent going to set up camp. Weve arrived. This is Goshujin-samas base? I was sure it would be a vige or something I thought about it while bringing her here, but I wonder how I should exin? This is home!or something? This is home. Its just a cave. Thats right. Its appearance hasnt changed since the bandits were here after all. If its going to be an inn in the future, a lot of changes need to happen huh. Wonder how I should make the dungeon a crowd puller? Eh its fine, lets hurry up and go in. While using the light magic tool, I lead Meat and Ichika into the cave. Stone floorboards paved the passage, and multiples of [Torch for Dungeon Lighting (50 DP)] illuminated the inside. (Still, the [Torch for Dungeon Lighting] is an amazing kind of torch that keeps burning if it isnt moved from where its installed. I guess it uses mana as fuel.) Wai!? This is a dungeon! I know its a dungeon? Hows this yer base!? This is my base though? Its a dungeon! Yeah, its a dungeon Ah, be careful since theres a pitfall there. Uoh seriously, thiss dangerous!? When I opened up the map to check it out, Ichika was being treated as an intruder. Huh? Thats strange. Despite Ichika also being my ve ah, I treated Meat as a hug pillow (item) huh. Meat and I both have gotten used to it recently, so I dont really feel guilty over it despite sleeping with her as my hug pillow. People arent suitable for being hug pillows there was a time I thought that too. There was a problem at first when I was inexperienced and that ident happened, but shes been a veryfortable hug pillow since then Might be hot in the summer though. Its still pretty cool out right now, but itll warm up eventually. Wonder what I should do Haah, but for me who used to be a scout to not notice pitfall traps like these rather, bein able to move so fast around these, as expected of Meat-senpai. All of the pitfalls in this dungeon, I know them all. Fufun. She was bragging. Well, she did make the pitfalls after all. All of them Huh? Isnt this the [Ordinary Cave]? But the guild said nothin was here? Thats, well the guilds information is outdated. Thats how it was a month ago. Heeh, so then now it turned into this. Guess it was a transformation period. A transformation period was the rapid growth a dungeon went through that was exined in the [Introduction to the Study of Dungeon]. ording to Haku-sans addition, she only said it to hide the effects of a dungeon battle. Youre pretty knowledgeable. Its important stuff to know. I heard it from a guy studying dungeons a while back. Ill be counting on you in the future, seriously. Leave it to me! Wait,e to think of it, Goshujin-sama? I was bought as a chore ve yeah? By chores was it for bein a dungeon conquerin meat shield? Thats not it. I want Ichika to work at the inn so you dont have to help with adventurers ah, dont touch those spears sticking out there. Uohwait up, Goshujin-sama! Kulooks like this really is his base youd have to know of everything to advance that well. Goshujin-sama doesnt lie. Meat was walking smoothly in front of Ichika, shed perfectly memorized the traps positions. I just realized. Couldnt I have went in from the separated goblin room if I used dungeon core castling? Or rather, couldnt I be retrieved to the core room if I asked Rokuko? Hmm, my head is hurting. Oooi, Rokuko. Can you hear me~? If you can, retrieve me~ Rokuko? Is that Goshujin-samasrade? Where? My vision was filling with white light as Ichika asked. I felt a sensation of floating, my field of view blurred, and I was suddenly in a right room. Right, it was the master room. Looks like Rokuko was able to retrieve me. Of course, Meat and Ichika also here Ichika was still being shown as an intruder on my map, though. Wee home, Kehma! Turning towards the voice, I saw the blond-haired little girl-type dungeon core, Rokuko. She was smiling with her arms linked in an imposing stance. Im back. Feels like its been a while since Ive seen your face, Rokuko Really? Hasnt it just been one or two days? A simple answer. Since Rokuko was a dungeon core, her longevity was also long. Her sense of time was probably different from a human like me. Haku-san said she was alive around a hundred years. So, Kehma. Thats the new ve? Yeah. Her names Ichika. Well, please get along well with her. Alri~ght, pleased to meet you. Im the dungeon core, Rokuko. Wai-wait up, my head isnt keepin up dungeon core? This cute Ojou-sama isnt human? Ichika was holding her temples. A human-type boss monster corebination? Ive heard of it no? Though she was trying to figure it out somehow with hermon sense, it couldnt be helped since the information hermon sense was giving her was wrong to begin with. Unable to hold back any longer, I called her. Hey, Ichika. Hey! Is Goshujin-sama perhaps the demon king!? Whyd I turn into something like that? Chapter 42 Lets Build an Inn If I assume Goshujin-samas a dungeon boss, it makes sense Not wanting to stand out, the secrets, and yer hidden background. Honestly, Ichikas train of thought was on the right track. The dungeon master is the dungeons ruler, in other words you could call them the boss. Still, dungeon masters dont exist in the [Study of Dungeons]. Instead, there were things called dungeon bosses. They were strong monsters summoned by the core itself to be bossesRokuko was a human-type, but there were other kinds like dragon-types tooit was that kind of thing. Additionally, you could say I am a monster (?) that Rokuko summoned. You wouldnt be too off saying that Im a dungeon boss now. Hey, what would you do if Im the demon king? Id do anythin if you give me delicious stuff to eat! How bout destroy Sia? Ah, thatd be a waste of good food huh, lets make it a conquest. Theres a woman that would betray the human race for tasty food right here. No, I want to have good rtions with the town there, I dont want them to die. That so~. But, if ya conquer the world itd be an all-ya-can-eat of tasty food yknow? Itd be great How bout we do it soon? Correction, rather than betray the human race, she would embark on world conquest proactively. World domination t-that sounds amazing! Right~? I want to eat all the things~ Kehma! How about making our dungeons goal world conquest!? And now the dungeon cores pumped herself up. No, what would we do after the conquest? For now, we y it safe. Dont think about unreasonable things like that. So yer reservin strength? Those that stand out are killed. So, rejected. I dont know when gods vanguard (the hero) wille. If theyve gotten one or two cheats from Kami-sama, the hero probably equals death. Well, how about we take a rest after that run today? Well be remodeling the dungeon tomorrow to be exact, building an inn ah, right. How about some food? Oooh~. wait a sec, in here? There a kitchen or somethin? Hmm, something like that my power, let me show you it. I pretended to gather my strength and quickly took out a [Sweet-roll Assortment (5 DP)]. To this dungeon thats getting 100 DP a day now, this is already just small changeerr, DP! I showed off the [Sweet-roll Assortment (5 DP)] with a flourish. Whats this? Bread? Fufufu, Meat-san. Please eat some. Yes. Meat tore off the stic wrapping from the curry roll. A spicy fragrance particr to the curry roll drifted through the air, stimting her appetite. What the!? My drool isnt stoppin! This bread, the heck mugu!? Its a [Karie Roll]. Its spicy, but tastes good. Ichika was gagging a bit violently from Meat shoving the curry roll into her mouth. Oh, t-this is mmm, mmm haah, t-this smell, dangerous, my minds goin nk! Here, go ahead and eat more without holding back. This is Goshujin-samas affection you know? Mmm, nom, nom mmm, aah, sho gewd, this, this is, the besht~? 3GwS5xV As for Ichika, since the curry was spicy, or maybe it being delicious despite being spicy, was melting into a smile with teary eyes. I get the feeling that eating shouldnt be like that. I was born toe heeere? Thats good. If you follow Goshujin-sama, youll get a lot more than that, you know? I-I-Ill do anything for Goshujin-sama so, mooore. Goshujin-sama. Looks like shes already finished them off. E-even though I expected it and am happy, I still didnt expect her to be that fast. Lets up the level a bit. Theres various other things you know? Rolls arent the only thing. Aah so unfair now that Ive tasted something like that, theres no way I could be satisfied by normal things It was just a normal roll, a roll! Ichika, how about my favorite, the [Hamburger]? Reaaally? Aah, Ill do it somehow ehehe. As for those still thinking in one way or another, am I the only one? When I caught a glimpse of Rokuko, she was ignoring us and chewing on a melon roll. I-I wont give it to you you know!? Ah, yep. * Noon the next day. Hmm? Why didnt I get up in the morning? Ifortably went back to sleep. Time to fire myself up. Lets make an inn today. Itll be right next to the cave entrance. I had the manufacturing golems, Tester included, dig holes for its foundations startingst night. Since Ill be building an inn this time, itll take up a lot of space Ah, even though Ichika was being treated as an intruder on my map, I was able to increase the dungeons range without any problems from in the core room. I guess it counts as a different floor? I need to look into it. Alright, so then guess I start with its foundations? I wont be able sleep peacefully unless its foundations are done right. Since its going to be my bed, Ill get fired up and make it. I pulled coarse stone out of [Storage]. Stone, change your shape, be my servant and obey me, [Create Golem]. While pouring magical power into the stone, I recited the incantation I had done many times for the dungeon battle. Even though I could have done it without the incantation and just use the keyword, properly using the incantation makes the magical power consumption a tiny bit better. [Create Golem] is amazing, all kinds of materials can be processed into shape. It can be used for human-type things or even boards, whatever you want. Its shape can be morphed like y by pouring magical power into the raw materials, able to be handled without directly using your hands. You could even knead several copper coins into a copper ingot I wouldnt do it since its cheaper to just buy the ingot though. Though it more or less turns in to a golem, it just stays as a normal object if you dont order it to do anything. This time, I kneaded the stone into a single huge b, covering the surface of the ground and filling the holes. I dont really know how to do actual construction that well, but this is a recement for concrete for now. Piercing it with iron golems to turn it into a recement for reinforced concrete, I made the foundation making sure to not mess up the mix. Since Ill also need to make a bath, Ill need drainage pipes too well, itll be fine if I force a golem through a hole afterwards. Itd also be fine to just make a new area for bathing. Ill make it for now so nothing breaks though. I had a normal y golem help out after that,ying out board-type wood golems and affixing them. I built the hotel as though I were assembling a block Since I bonded the materials using [Create Golem], I didnt need nails. It waspletely bonded together, so it was very sturdy. I nailed in some nail-type golems to make it look like there were nails from the outside. When the walls progressed somewhat after working for a while, Ichika and Meat came out from the cave. Looks like she taught her where the traps were. Oh, whatre ya doin Goshujin-samwait, seriously the heck are ya doin!? Eh? Im just building an inn. No no no, thats ridiculous, too ridiculous. Even just gettin golems to help you, they werent here when we came yesterday a dungeon master huh? They can even do things like this? No, dungeon masters have a construction function theres a [House (200,000 DP~)] in the DP catalog. It looks like theres an inn too, but we dont meet its requirements for now. Ah, I briefly exined what a dungeon master was to Ichika for now. Though I say that, Id just said [I can do various things by using my dungeons DP]. For more detail. well, I was going to speak more while we ate, but she was like that yesterday. I could only speak a bit after she settled down, and I was tired from the exercise too. Oh right, Meat. It looks like were running out of wood, so please go and cut down some trees and bring them back. Understood. Wai, Goshujin-sama, what about a tool to cut the trees? How bout an axe or a saw? I silently pointed behind Ichika. When she turned around, Meat was holding a golem de horizontally next to a tree that was thirty centimeters in diameter. When she slowly pressed the de against it, it let out a loud chainsaw-like sound, cutting through the tree. Once, twice, three times. After the third time of cutting the tree from its opposite side, it fell. The fallen tree was simply collected by a golem. Woah, what the Ive never heard of magic swords bein used to cut down trees. Convenient right? No, even though thats right, t-thats bad. Dont ya know magic swords can break too? Yeah, its actually happened a few times now. Its fine already now though since she figured out how to do it. Seriously!? Nooo, wasteful! That being said, the de golems were just self-proimed magic swords, and werent actually magic swords. They just had a vibration function with increased sharpness, it couldnt bepared to the actual magic sword (spear) that Chloe used in the dungeon battle. Real magic swords could use magic by way of keywords. It was very cheap since it just cost its materials, so I could just make more if and when it breaks. Its materials didnt disappear. I could fix a broken de in ten seconds if it broke. How should I put it how many magic swords has Meat-senpai used? Ah, with the twopleted versions Meat and I have I guess ten if you include the inferior versions? That many!? C-could I have one too? Right,e to think of it, I havent made a weapon for Ichika huh. Chapter 43 Cheat Discovered Come to think of it, Ichika uses a carving knife as a weapon right? Daggers, spears, I can even use traps, but my main weapon is a carving knife. Carving knife, carving knife huh Yep, lets make one. Ichika. Please get me a tree branch. Understood. But, why do ya want a branch? To make Ichika a weapon. With a branch of wood? I said I could use a lot of stuff, but clubs arent my strong point yknow? Just bring me a tree branch to use. Oh, it doesnt have to berge. Its just going to be the hilt. Nn, Ill bring one immediately. While Ichika went to pick up a branch, I took an iron ingot out of [Storage]. With this, I can use [Create Golem]. Guess Ill make a carving knife de golem from the iron ingot this time? Well, I can do it. Meanwhile, Ichika returned holding a branch. I used the life magic [Dehydrate] to take moisture out of the branch. I made the hilt after kneading it, affixing the two together to make the carving knife golem. Furthermore, it was an all-purpose carving knife. Finally, I made it so that the de golem would vibrate at an ultra high speed when you poured magical power into it the magic sword carving knife golem wasplete. Even if Im saying it myself, its really good. Im fond of it. Alright, is this carving knife good? Eh, ah, un. Ichika, who was watching me manufacture it, receipted the carving knife golem with her mouth hanging open. Huh? Eh? How? Kukukku, this is my magic, [Maker]! A magic that can make anything! I can easily make something like a carving knife if I use my magic! Whaaaa, I havent even heard of that is it a unique skill!? Oops, I was just saying it as a prank, but it looks like Ichika seriously believed me. Surprising. I corrected her in a panic when I noticed. Sorry, sorry. I was just showing off a bit. Its really just me using [Create Golem]. Huh!? Wait a sec, theres no way [Create Golem] can do stuff like that!? You made a golem with magic! Her getting more and more surprised despite me correcting myself was amusing. Still, it went beyond Ichikas permissible range ofprehension as expected. In the end, she said theres no way it could do it. In other words, Im pretty far away frommon sense. Eh? But this is a golem you know? Its a carving knife-type one though. U-umm, Goshujin-sama. Golems are humanoid legs, arms, head, body umm ahhh I dont get it I know ya dont followmon sense, but this! I wonder if the skill normally isnt used like this? Its such a good idea though. It is but, its mostly just talked about. Kinda like how ya can make hot water by shooting a [Fireball] at water To apply a skill to somethin different, just those mages that specialize in skill research can to that. Even with that, some of the less skilled ones would take their entire life to make a single skill un, Goshujin-sama, its not a bad thing. Ya should call it [Maker] instead of [Create Golem] now. Ya could hand it down in yer family as a unique skill like a secret or somethin. Huh? Then wouldnt the incantation change if I did that? Right now, the incantation is more or less, Soil, change your shape, be my servant and obey me, [Create Golem]. Ah, the soil part would change to whats being used. Itd change slightly depending on wood, stone, and iron. Though its a bit harder if the materials are mixed, I guess the magical power consumption is a bit better when I say the correct material. Still, for some reason the consumption bes huge if I say tree branch if the actual material were stone. Ah, so thats it. Its fine to move the words around a little, so I guess changing its fine? Lets give it a shot. Tree branch, change your shape, obey me, [Maker]. Ooh, it worked. Its shape changed when I filled it with magical power. The bark peeled down the branch as it turned into proper strings. Then I sessfully made a sheath (sheath golem) from the tree branch. Magic is pretty openly used huh ah, but [Create Golem]s a bit easier on magical power, I guess its because Im used to it? Might be a problem of experience. No no no, I just said to call it [Maker], but to change the incantation and the keyword!? Rather, how the heck did you change them!? Magic words are cryptic! Hmm? By cryptic. do you mean you dont normally understand what the incantations mean? I-its pretty much thenguage from an ancient magic civilization, Ive heard stories about it, but no one really knows what the incantations mean. Oh. Oooh, I see, so thats it. I get it now. Apparently, even though Im hearing them as normal words, it seems that thats due to Trantion Function-san doing his best. And hes properly tranting the meaning of what I say into the incantation. Holy crap, the ability to understand words I got from Kami-sama was a cheat. Isnt just that enough to survive? No, itd be bad if I stood out as something like a dungeon master, rejected, rejected! Lets just use this cheat for myself. Ah, so hows the carving knife? I can personalize it for your grip. You dont need to do anything, the hilt feels perfect in my hand like Ive used it forever. W-whats with yer masterful technique? Amazing Though all I did was reproduced a carving knife from my memories, looks like the hilts ergonomics would be its selling point. (It seemed that this worlds carving knifes and swords were adjusted by winding a leather strip around the hilt.) So try and cut a branch while pouring magical power into it. Eh? Magical power no way, thiss a magic sword!? Ichika raised her voice in astonishment. Eh, its not you know? Its a magic sword (self-proimed). Ichika poured magical power into it, activating the carving knife golem. She quickly brought the carving knife towards the two centimeter thick branch I had set up, swinging it in a meticulous manner. Wooah, there almost wasnt any resistance. Good, again. Three this time. Though it could easily cut a single one, with three branches it was still cut through like tofu by the carving knife golem that was filled with magical power. This is perfectly a magic sword huh. That so? Weapons that have special effects when you pour magical power into them are called [Magic Swords]. And some have [Increased Sharpness] it didnt look like it earlier, but it has an amazing sharpness doesnt it? If thats how it was, the magic sword de golem was definitely a magic sword. Not just self-proimed, I did it huh. Magic swords are unexpectedly really easy to make huh Gaaaaaaaah! This is! Magic swords are normally gotten from dungeons! Although therere artificial magic swords, they have way worse effects, and it takes master cksmiths and mages many days to make one! Theres absolutely no way ya just made one in yer hands with that tiny amount of time yknow!? Woah, I feel sorry for some reason. Uuu, if I had this carving knife when I was C-rank, I coulda reached B-rank wouldnt this be worth a lot of money if it got sold? Without a doubt itd be worth more than me, a lot of gold coins. I heard something good. It was something that was free that could be used for a lot of money. I could also arrange it as a dungeon treasure huh. I could sell it for myself too ah, thats no good. Id definitely stand out if I suddenly showed up with some of these. By the way, when I looked into the DP catalog for normal magic swords, they started at 10,000 DP. It looked like there were various effects, but one around the same as the de golems was around 20,000 DP. Since high grade magic swords couldnt be bought with DP either, wouldnt it be a problem if I revealed a number of these? Haah, the de golem and shield golem might be fine though. If it constantly vibrated hmmm, itd probably be pretty strong maybe I should do that? I dont get it that well. Might be useless to think about. At any rate, itd be great if I can prepare some eye-catching stuff myself. It would be good if I could use some other functions too like using magic. Next time I might try and see if I can make a golem that uses magic. Yep, next time. Eventually. I wont forget about it. She said it was worth a lot, but I wonder how much itd actually be worth? Im afraid there are still some drawbacks to the de golem though, so I dont really care about it. Chapter 44 Making an Inn and Employee Uniform (Maid Clothes) Now then, the inn is pretty much done. Its two stories tall, theres even a room with a window. I made it from the leftovers of the potion bottles from before. I could only make one room with one since there wasnt much left though. Yep, lets make it my room. Goshujin-sama, there isnt a kitchen nor a dining room? Ill add them. U-umm, Goshujin-sama. There isnt a restroom Ill make the plumbing. Kehma! I want a reception room too! Ill make a separate kennel for you. Whys it just me thats treated so badly!? Im your partner! Guess that went over your head, isnt it because were partners that we say stuff like that? I-is that so. Good then! While gettingments from mypanions, the inn production advanced steadily. Then, as it was getting dark, the inn waspleted. No, not yet. The bath wasnt sufficient. If youre talking about a mountain inn, it has to be an onsen. [1] For that, I added a small room onto the back of the inn for the bathhouse on the second day. Perfectly surrounding the area with a wooden wall, I made an open-air styled building with just a roof held up by pirs. This part was easier than the inn, it took just an hour. With this, our sales might be enough with just taking the bath into ount. Now, the essential hot water When I checked the DP catalog, there was a [Water Source (1000 DP)]. Getting a golem to dig a hole, I nned to make an onsen by setting it up near a heat source underground. Since Tsui Mountain was something like a volcano, there was the potential of being able to dig up a real onsen. If there was a waterway underground near a heat source, it could turn into an onsen just by digging it up Id have to leave whether or not Id find one up to chance though. So to hunt for an underground heat source, I dug into the soil with a drill golem that was around thirty centimeters in diameter. This drill golem was a great idea if I do say so myself. It was better than a pickax or shovel that youd have to use your hands with, this golem was made so that it could move itself. I wonder if I should call it a crawler then? It dug a tunnel with its personal drill, digging the hole efficiently. Though Id be troubled over how to deal with the stone and soil it digs afterwards if I was still in Japan, the physicalbor gets resolved by having it collected by the dungeon. So long as Rokuko collects the stone and soil as resources in the dungeons area, it can just focus on digging. Hey, why didnt Ie up with this sooner? It wouldve been able to easily construct the undergroundbyrinth floor for the dungeon battle. If I made it before I made the drones with the potion bottles, I couldve secured some more time to sleep. By changing from pickax and golem to drill golem and golem, the mining speed for digging to the goblin room would also increase. I dont need to dig for golem materials anymore since Ive already done that, but I think its fine to just let it be and have it tunnel to the other side of the mountain. When the tunnels done, maybe I could set up a toll fee or something? Fufufu, expand, my dreams! A dream I can see even when I wake up is good too. By the way, I entrusted Rokuko and golems with digging holes in order to expand the dungeons floors downward. From the know-how they got from the dungeon battle, they were able to dig holes considerably efficiently and could maintain a rate of one floor per day. Its fine if we just made the walls with golems or DPter on, so they just made wide spaces for now. Yeah, using DP for it would be dangerous. It takes 5,000 DP to add a floor I want to make it deep before I open the inn though. Right now there are two above ground floors and three underground floors byrinth on the second one), five floors total. I want to add at least two more floors; I estimate itll be around 10,000 DP per floor with contents included I should probably expect 20,000 DP to disappear. So then it would leave 60,000 DP over huh? Its going away, slowly but surely. Im a bit anxious that it might keep going down until it reaches one digit again soon. * I prepared a clothes golem for Ichika. This one was modeled after the [Navy Blue Set of Maid Clothes (500 DP)]. When I was looking for good clothes for a receptionist, they were just right. They were closer to cosy than real maid clothing, but it included everything from underwear and shoes to gloves and the hairband, as well as the main part of the maid outfit. 500 DP for that was pretty cheap. Oh yeah, there were thigh highs as well of course, a garter belt too. I wont concede on this. Its for efficiency you know? Really, really. They wont be able to assist her that well without them going over her knees~. I was a bit embarrassed when I was turning the underwear and thigh highs into golems, but I properly made all of the clothes golems with magic stones embedded in them. Still, whats with this world? I asked about it when Haku-sans attendant was wearing butler clothing, but it seems there were maid clothes too. The cloth in this world covered a decent range of materials. There wont be any problems probably. These clothes are soooo cute! Is it really kay for me to have em!? Yeah, go ahead and wear them. Aah, thats so nice~. Kehma, give me some too! Im ning for Rokuko to be the owner, so Ill be preparing some that look like the dress Haku-san was wearing for you. Yay! Thanks, Kehma! I cant wait! Ill be making matching clothes for Meat since youll also be an inn employee. Please make sure to wear them in the future. Yes. While worrying about Meats maid clothings size adjustments, I handed Ichika all of her maid clothes. Uwaaah, theserece underwear. So Goshujin-sama had those tastes My preference is more the stockings than those. Goshujin-sama is a leg person? Were somethin like beautiful legs and feet part of the reason for buyin me perhaps? Come to think of it, he also told me that he valued legs. [1] Hohoh hey, Goshujin-sama. Wanna watch me put the stockins on? W-why would I? A ve cant deny their Goshujin-sama, yknow? Crap, I want to see it. Seriously, I really want to watch! Wait, hold up. Whyre there magic stones in these clothes? Eh? So they can still assist when you go outside the dungeon. Sorry, I shoulda asked somethin before that thesere magic clothing? Magic clothing? Though it was the first time Id heard that term, ording to her, it seems that it was equipment that disyed effects simr to magic swords when you poured magic power into them. So it was obvious that if there were magic swords you could do it with equipment too huh. Since having increased sharpness was enough to make them magic swords, the movement assist and power enhancement was probably enough of a special effect. Magic clothing wasnt produced like magic swords were, and it looks like shes never heard of something like cloth magic clothing. It wont be leaked out if even shes never heard of them. Alright, theres no problem with using them freely, so lets do that. Footnotes: Onsens are hot springs. Return Feet/legs in Japanese, for this, they are the same. Keima likes both. Return Chapter 45 Meats Misguided Common Sense Come to think of it, even though were getting new clothes, what about Kehma? Ill be leaving the ves work to Rokuko to handle. Ill be going with the setting that azy adventurer reserved a room with gold to sleep in. Uwaah, that sounds like a failure of a person somehow isnt it better to have a ve do it? Yep, even I think Im a failed case. Im not denying it, its a fact. So long as I can sleep, I dont care about my reputation. Isnt my reputation bad in Sia too? That I leave Meat to clean the restrooms alone in the restroom cleaningmissions. I dont think it could be that bad, seein how thats usually a ves job But for Meat-senpai to clean restrooms alone huh Its pretty rough, but well, I think thats obvious for a ve. Well, since Im actually cleaning it in one go with [Cleanup], Meat doesnt really resent me that way, I can sleepfortably. Its perfect. I-I would never resent Goshujin-sama! Fufufu, thats right. I wouldnt be able to have my way and sleep if I had to pay attention to my hug pillow having a grudge with me would I? I patted Meats head. Her tail wagged adorably. I dont think Goshujin-samas peaceful sleep has anythin to do with it does Meat-senpai really just stand and hold the cleaning tools for the restroom? Sounds like a pretty easy job. Right, she holds the tools. Huh? Come to think of it, I dont have any cleaning tools. Meat, did someonee while you were waiting and ask if you had tools to clean with? Yes, someone did. How did you answer? I answered saying that I properly cleaned with my hands, feet, and mouth! Meat responded, full of self confidence. Hooold up. Hold up, thats a pretty intense response. Why did you say that? Fueh? W-was that no good? Im so sorry When Meats face started turning blue as she was getting flustered, Ichika seemed to think of something. Aaah, Goshujin-sama, can I butt in a sec? Perhaps, could Meat-senpaive been sold by the dark slums ve dealer? Yeah, I got her from a bandit that bought her from there. So thats it Ichika was the only one to understand, her expression seemed a little sad. After that, she stood in front of Meat. Meat-senpai! Normally, brushesre used to clean restrooms! Its fine to fetch water from a well too! Ya dont need to use your own body to clean with! Eh!? What Ichika said with deadly seriousness surprised me. However, as for Meat, she seriously seemed to not know that. Double the surprise! That slum ve dealer, what a cruel person! Un, youre safe and sound and have beautiful clothes now. The way slum ve dealers treats their ves are the worst if a young beastkin bes a ve, its the worst of the worst. Most die before theyre sold. Of course they wouldnt have somethin likemon sense with lives like that Meat-senpai, ya really did yer best Ichika stroked Meats head while tightly embracing her. Having your face buried in that chest seems like itd be kinda painful. The number of ves that die from illness destroyin their health by doin things like restroom cleaning aint few. Even though theyre children, theyre beastkin so their vitality gets taken advantage of its also natural for them to be hit or kicked to kill time. They get targeted by skills, cryin endlessly as their limbs or ears get chopped off. A beastkin kid is just a few copper coins, nothin more than ythins for em Even if they luckily survived, theres no such thing as an upright owner that would buy em in the slums, thered only be hell left for em in the world. I dont get it but I think I just heard something pretty incredible. Meat, youve had an even worse time than me. R-Rokuko-sama? From the opposite side as Ichika, Rokuko also embraced Meat. Even though Im a dunce among dungeon cores, even though Ive been bullied, it wasnt that bad because I had Haku Ane-sama. Un, Ill treat you more kindly from now on! Rokuko-sama I-Ill even give you some of my melon roll. A mouthful! That somehow feels like a huge show of affection,ing from Rokuko. Chapter 46 The Inns Program The story about the slums dark ve trader is horrible. Well, Ill just bust apart the slums then! Free all of the beastkin ves! I have no intention of doing any of that. I dont feel like taking responsibility. If I can do away with all danger Ill do so, though to start with I dont think I can do that. Hero, I beg you, be an unparalleled soft-heart. Meat was doing her best to liberate herself from Ichikas chest. She was starting to suffocate. Oops! Sorry, Meat-senpai. Ya alright? Y-yesh She seems a bit dizzy, but it looks like shes fine. Ah, Kehma. Our conversation wandered a bit, but please give me more details on that [Setting] thing from a bit ago. Hmm? I was just saying Id put Rokuko in charge of the ves to deal with adventurers. I would I decided to talk about the inns program. Though the reason I wanted to build an inn in the first ce was to secure a ce to sleep, the Ordinary Cave suddenly turned into a better dungeon than the average one. What now? Answer: Something that isnt suspicious. That being the case, I decided to exin it to them in order to get us on the same page. First of all, the matter of Haku-san actually being a cooperator. The owner of this inn is Rokuko-san, the younger sister of the A-Rank adventurer, Haku-san. It was made so quickly because we had the help of Haku-sans adventurer acquaintances. So far so good? Certainly, if Haku Ane-samas acquaintances helped out an inn could be built in a day. Like it was brought from somewhere. Though it was actually Kehma. Right. Well, even though me building it is a secret, its a hassle. I got her agreement. Haku-san gave me the conditions for the situation of Rokuko being the [A-Rank Adventurer Haku]s [Younger Sister]. I had to pledge that Rokuko wouldnt be against her social position. Though there may be people who would attack Rokuko due to a grudge against Haku-san, this is a dungeon. We could just retreat to to the master room if it gets dangerous. We could even be there however long we need. And since I just happened to be nearby and ran into Haku-san, I decided to lend Rokuko, who was Haku-sans younger sister, some ves to work for her. Then, I became a good-for-nothing adventurer that just sleeps all day after renting out one of the inns rooms. Thats the [Setting]. Kehma just wants to sleep that [Setting] is really just Whatre you talking about Rokuko, in reality I would be the dungeon master. Ah, thats right! Well, I didnt lie since I didnt say that I wont be the dungeon master! Besides, ves work tofort their owner. In a sense its how it should be. Though it looks like things such as inn repair and dungeon administering are things that only I can do Hmm? If thats how the [Setting] will be, hows Kehma gonna do anythin? I made the room to be easy to sneak in and out of. Could I do my work as a dungeon master in front of other people? Thats true Well, there might be some various other things that stand out. However, theyll just let small inconsistencies slide with [Well, its because hes an A-Rank adventurer]! Its perfect! Right? I can sleep soundly then~ Hey Goshujin-sama and Rokuko-sama, the A-rank adventurer do you really know Haku, the [White-Winged Goddess]? That? Yeah, theres no problem since weve gotten permission from her. She said we could use her name as much as we liked if its for Rokuko. S-seriously? If so well, un, theres a tsukkomi to toss in there but its kay. The [White-Winged Goddess] is an A-Rank thats friends with the higher ups in the imperial capital. Her partner, the [ck-Winged Devil] Chloe, and the other four of her party members, the [Four Kings], make up the S-Rank party known as the [Dungeon Busters] when they are all present. They have so much power that ya have no choice but to ept it no matter what. Ichika was saying that it would probably be alright. Incidentally, the reason the inn was set up at the dungeon here was Haku-sans whim. She transferred ownership to Rokuko, a rtive that she trusted. That was the setting I asked Haku-san for in advance. It was a setting where she could drop by and visit the inn on the pretext that she wasing to see her younger sister. Most of all, Haku-san oversaw the making of this setting you could even say it was more or less Haku-sans idea. After the dungeon battle, Haku-san asked, What will you do from now on? I answered, Make an inn. But then, Ah, then how about making Rokuko its owner? That way, itll be fine to give my cooperation. You can use my name as an adventurer, but in return, do it properly alright? Shed given me the green light. I didnt think that far ahead though. Though I wanted a hot-spring hotel, it wouldnt have just been at the level of suspicious or out of ce if an inn just suddenly sprung up next to a dungeon. When I was wondering what to do, I got an excuse by using an A-Rank adventurer to bulldoze the problem. Or rather, Haku-san even went past my expectations as an adventurer even their nickname was awesome, the [Dungeon Busters]. Did they destroy dungeons? Well, other than her own [White Labyrinth] I guess. But since Rokuko-sama is her sister, the [Dungeon Busters] leader is a dungeon core. The irony is hrious yknow. Hahaha. Thats right huh? Just the fact that the leader is a dungeon core is enough. Ah, Ichika still doesnt know about Haku-sans identity. Even if shes a ve, I dont think its something to just lightly say to her though. What? Its fine yeah? Its alright like this you know? Really, Im just taking Ichikas detailedmon sense from this world and condensing it down to the finer points, I think its fine? To say it myself, I think my persuasiveness is wed~. I dont need to think about being something like Haku-sans mysterious earth mage acquaintance, Narikin, right? Doesnt seem necessary [1] I dont actually need to go and make a secret disguise right? Footnotes: Narikin means Upstart. Well, it both does and doesnt~Return Chapter 47 ns for Ranking Up On the third day of the inn construction I decided to make into a rest day to recover my magical power. I didnt really need to recover it though. When I was chugging down the crazy number of mana potions to use [Create Golem] for the dungeon battle, I hardly felt my magical power being used making the golems. I felt like Id been working a ton recently, so I decided to take a break for my mental health. Ah, itd be great if the drill golem struck a hot spring while Im resting. Theres still something to make. Even if stocking up on ingredients to eat uses DP, I shouldnt use that as an excuse to not prepare something. Ive been thinking about making a garden. Fortunately, the beet-radish field I made with the experimental golem Tester a bit ago has been turning out well. Lets add to the vegetable garden. Well, if I buy vegetable seeds with DP, I should just need to instruct the golems to construct a fence surrounding the field. Since Ichika and Meat have also been cutting down an amazing number of trees these past two days, theyre also taking a break with me. When I dried the felled trees with the life magic [Dehydrate], Ichika stared with her eyes opened wide but the trees cracked from drying out all at once from [Dry]. I used [Create Golem] to mend them back together though, so there was no problem. Well, when I ced down my futon in the master room, Ichika started to speak with me. Come to think about it, Goshujin-samas F-rank right? No matter how ya look at it, this is an E-Rank dungeon, and if theres magic swords its probably even D-Rank so ya cant enter right? Didnt think about that. Crap. Its not something uncool like I wasnt going to go back to it despite it being my dungeon. Theres also the possibility of me getting excluded in general and being unable to return. Normally, thered even be the possibility that Id get locked out and be unable to return. Even though I havent finished the inn somehow or another. I wonder what the quickest way to raise my rank is? The requirement to improve ranks from F-Rank to E-Rank is toplete ten or more F-Rankmissions, as well as an examination done by the guild. A practical battle exam. Setting aside the exam, for themissions the only F-Rankmission I know about is the goblin subjugation one. Theres not just goblin subjugations though? I did boar huntin at that rank. For this reason, my job is to remove the right ears from our summoned goblins as part of subjugation proof Eh, as expected I cant do something like that to ones I summoned myself. Compared to the goblins living in the wild, summoned goblins like Gobsuke even have my gratitude from saving the dungeon core. I cant do something so brutish. Have to search for wild goblins huh If you want goblin right ears, why not just use DP? Hah? Rokuko, you, thats possible? It should be? Aret there treasures like dragon ws? Now that you mention it, there isnt any reason for there to not be. I looked through the treasure list. But, it wasnt there. As expected, its pretty hard to call goblin ears treasures. I looked through the other pages without giving up There it is. In the alchemy material list. Goblins right ear. One for 6 DP. Five for 30 DP. Thirty copper each. It didnt exactly match up to the reward. Since weve already finished one before forty-five of them huh? 270 DP Around two days worth of our current DP ie. Ah, Ichikas here right now so our daily ie is 160 DP. That is to say, it went up by 60 DP per day. Going through the simple calctions, that meant she had the strength of around three bandits? As expected of a C-Rank adventurer, incredible! Rather, goblin right ears are alchemy materials, what are they used for? Hmm. It doesnt really need to be the right ear, but they get scattered across fields as fertilizer. The guild was originally troubled on how to dispose of the right ears they collected from subjugationmissions, but they came up with a recipe to get rid of em. Adventurers could resubmit ears that were discarded as-is, so it looks like they had to use them somehow. There are people like that after all wait, Im one of those people too for trying something like this? This is a brand new right ear, but I cant really say I did themission honestly. The original purpose of it was to root out the goblins in fields. Well, yeah, its fine. Time is worth more than being frugal here. The only thing written on themission ticket is goblin right ears, so it isnt fraud. A trivial problem for my demon king Goshujin-sama? I said Im not the demon king. Then, it became a problem of where to hunt. That is, I arranged goblin spawners in the dungeon. It looked like each goblin spawner could have up to five goblins at a time. It could spawn another at any time when one died if it had mana to use. I also want to install some golem spawners in thebyrinth 10,000 DP each. Its even five for one golems are monsters that have magic stones, so thats fine. Theyre considered an ie source for adventurers too, so it might be a goodmodity. And so, five goblin spawners on the first floor, with two more in thebyrinth on the third floor with three golem spawners. Now to make the fourth and fifth underground floors well, theyre still not needed. I still dont even know if customers will evene to a suspicious ce like this. 20,000 DP remaining. Yeah, shouldnt I be happy theres still that much left? Losing my fortune isnt good for my mental state, even more so when Im resting. Ichika, do you know the conditions for bing D-Rank from E-Rank? Certainly one hundred totalmissions, as well as a guild examination. They will look at your one-on-one fighting skills. Well, itll be an easy win for Goshujin-sama and Meat-senpai. One-on-onebat itd be bad if I didnt have a n. Fortunately, Ichika is a former C-Rank. If the clothes golem learns Ichikas movements in detail, itll be a considerable power up. Ichika is skilled enough to raise her rank up to C-Rank solo huh. So that means youre pretty strong? Perhaps youre strong enough to be a knightmanding officer? No waaay, though I think I, be stronger than an unskilled cesmander. well, going head-on against a minotaur would be hard. So you cant be C-Rank without that much No, saying it another way, you can only do it if you have the skill? That is, skills other than magic. A strong shing attack like [sh] or something. Itd probably be good to learn that. Want to practice a bit? With Meat. What about Goshujin-sama? Ill be watching, its an important role. Ill make sure to watch them through Menu-sans surveince monitor so that I can record them. Having the golems practice and master the movements until theyre natural is an important job. As for their one-on-one sparring partners, I just have to make a golem thats even more human like than the standard human-type golems, theres no problem. Ah, but well ya can just go through a dungeon and dont need to go through a rank up solo or anything yknow? Its easier to go through ranking up with party rank and not solo rank. So long as everyones together ya can be recognized as that rank as long as ya have a fixed party like that, that is. We could be a C-Rank party if Im in it. Party rank. Feels like a system with a condition attached. Ah,e to think of it, didnt Haku-san say her party were all S-Rank yesterday? I wonder if its a system meant for mages and support-types not good at personalbat, or maybe its for aristocrats? If a big shot person wants to dive into a dungeon but doesnt have the rank for it, they could be considered a C-Rank party if they included a guard. Something like that. It seems the written exam also gives credit based on the party, probably for being able to bring muscle-brained warriors into dungeons. In any case, looks like well be able to rank up easily with Ichika, whos a former C-Rank. Well, Meat-senpais fighting strength is better than a C-Ranks~ un. Eh, are you pulling my leg here? I had the feeling, but okay then. Chapter 48 Onsen The fourth day of the inns construction. We have plenty enough timber, so lets have the mock fight between Ichika and Meat. Meat and Ichika were clothed in the [Clothes Golem Version 2], the maid clothes golem. For weapons, they had a wooden dagger and wooden carving knife respectively. Just the shapes. Uooh-!? Whatre with these clothes, even though Im not putting in any strength theres such an incredibly power heeeh, so this was the secret of Meat-senpais strength. The mobility efficiency certainly doesnt match how it looks, I can move however I want! For Goshujin-samas sake, try out various movements. My job is to spectate the mock battle though I say that, the monitor I opened up from the menu is properly recording it all. If I substitute the repeated practice of those movements with having my clothes record their movements, it will fullyplete the clothes golems movement assistance function. Its easier than going through the motions one by one myself. If it were a robot Id have to go through and program things like the angle of the feet and arms myself after all. Even if I cant do anything, itll be fine with these two strong people. This is a really good n for the party rank. To begin with, I didnt want to be an adventurer. I just want to sleep in peace. Nevertheless, Ive been feeling that I should do more things recently. I dont get it. Alright, well! Lets rest this day away with gusto! So, I spread the bedding out on the tatami mats in my own room of the inn as the two were having their mock battle recorded outside. Kehma! We hit an underground water source! Moreover, its warm! And just when I tried to take a nap. Well, this is also good. We found a hot spring Well lets make it into an onsen right away then I guess? By the way, whats an onsen? Something like a warm pond. Its pleasant when you get in it. It helps your blood cirction and is great for your health. Eeeeh, so, its fine for me to get in too right? Its fine, but does a dungeon core that can move day and night without sleep and doesnt even need [Cleanup] even need to? Im the owner, so I want to properly go and confirm how good it is! Rokuko was chattering away in high spirits. Its good that shes so motivated. Work hard so that I dont need to. Ah. It might be smelly depending on the quality of the onsen. Stinky!? Humans have changed, getting into smelly water deliberately I wonder if [Cleanup] removes the smell? Yep, sorry. Honestly, it feels so good that youll want to sleep when you soak in an onsen~. Im not the only one that thinks that. Though there are some people that think sulfur smells good, I just cant get ustomed to it like those formidable people. It smells like rotten eggs to me Sulfur springs would probably have a negative effect on weapons. It might be tricky to lure adventurers to the inn? Well, Ill see if its a true onsen after checking it out. * The area where the hot spring was struck was one hundred meters underground. It was found shallower than I thought. I established the onsens water source as part of the dungeon, putting a little of the water into a bucket I made out of wood golems. (After all, onsens have to buckets. I made them with that kind of feeling.) Looks transparent. It even has a pretty high temperature, and doesnt smell at all. Even though I havent given it a taste, it seems like it could be drank as is. Hmm? Hold up, didnt Ichika say she was good at poison tasting? She didnt say that she could tell by drinking it, but she might be able to tell if there is any poison from doing so. Ichika, suspend the mock battle for a moment ande here. Hmm? Got it, be there soon. I called Ichika, who was battling with Meat, from the window. She headed over immediately. For the time being, I looked at the hot water inside the bucket. I want to consult you about the hot water in this, is there poison in it or is it safe? Hmm? Let me see. Ichika took the bucket into her hands and started to suddenly began to swig down the water inside of it. Wai, Ichika, what are you doing!? Puhaaah. Ah, I dont think theres any poison in it if Im still going for another two hours! Whatll you do if theres poison in it!? Aah, dont worry dont worry, at worst Id just empty my belly. From the smell, look, and taste of it I can roughly understand Kufufu, were you worryin about me? Thanks~? Ichika was smiling as though she were feeling embarrassed. H-hey. I wasnt worried even a little you know? It just would have been bad if my fifty silver was poisoned and died. I see, I see~. I think that if I serve ya devotedly and have good rtions with ya I might be emancipated before long~. Unfortunately, its impossible for me to release you since you know about the dungeon now. Even thats fine, Goshujin-sama feeds me delicious things after all. Well, Im gonna return to the mock fight~ Ichika waved her hand whileughing as she went outside. Two hourster, Ichika was still lively and wasnt having any troubles. Looks like theres no problems with the water. Well, I didnt think that she would suddenly drink the water. Seriously. It startled me. * I filled the onsen with the hot water. There was a ton of steam, it was still hot. I like to take long baths in hot water lets try and enter it slowlyter on. Because I was able to make the onsen with this, the inn was finallypleted. Since it would be troublesome if Rokuko or I had to use [Collection] every time the hot water needed to be changed, lets just use a thirty centimeterrge drill golem to drill out the onsens future piping. Im not worried about anything copsing, though. I still cant afford to spent DP on it, so Im still looking for a way of getting rubber to make a pump. Ill throw the water I got with [Collection] into the stone golem tank in a little while, it should be fine if I make sure to use the hot water that umted so that it doesnt cool down. If I need to I can fix it by shoving in a fireball. The DP spent on the hotel, onsen digging included, was 5000 DP. I also installed a [Water Source (1000 DP)] for the inns water services. Mainly digging the onsen was 4000 DP Huh? Wouldnt it have been cheaper to just set up the [Water Source] and heat it with something no, I was able to get a natural onsen, so lets treat it as a good thing. I was able to finish it all much more cheaply than building a house with DP (200,000 DP~), so theres around 15,000 DP remaining no, lets do this slowly and in detail. There is 16,390 DP remaining. The amount needed for the dungeons fourth and fifth underground floors, as well as the amount I gave to Rokuko to use freely from before are excluded from that. Still, if I dont pay attention to our ie and expenditures aaah dont wanna dont wanna! I want to hurry up and earn, sleep, and spend! Hey, Kehma. This onsen thing, how do you use it? Ah, first you take off your clothes, then enter after washing yourself off. You take off your clothes? Having your underwear seen is embarrassing aah, so thats why theres a wall that keeps people from seeing in surrounding it. Rokuko nodded in admiration. No hold up, you have to take off your underwear too you know? Huh? You dont bring any clothes into a bath thatsmon sense. Wait a second This, people dont enter alone right? Are humans thatposed? Right, I forgot about the difference in culture. Lets ask Ichika about baths, despite it being a bitte. Please teach me, Ichika-sensei~ Hmm, there was probably a bath in the imperial capital. I think they entered it after changing into some simple clothes? Washing your body is a serious matter no, did they use cleanup!? Kuh, even though I also diligently made a space to wash your body! I should have asked first even though I made each and every faucet and shower (no hose wall instation type) Ill just be asking for grief if I dwell on it No nudity? Aah, umm the hero used a towel in the nude when he was at the public bath, I guess? Well, that was more Hero-samas preference, not the inns. I get it, if thats the case well use clothing Well sell or lend the bathing wear to rmend the bath. Well, for now I just wanted to get into the onsen, so its fine. Ah, Meat-senpai and I are ves, so thered be no problem if we entered together in the nude? How bout it? The womens bath and the mens baths are separated. Ah, Ichika. Please teach Rokuko and Meat on how to enter the bath, the womens bath. Well, its not like I dont want to watch. Im anxious for feet and legs though. In addition to therge public baths, I also made a [Footbath] that youre originally meant to wear clothes in. Im allowed to watch there. Fufufu. Chapter 49 Just Out of the Bath I chugged down a coffee milk (5 DP) with my hand firmly on my waist just after getting out of the bath. My clothing was obviously a yukata. I was wearing trunks as underwear though. (The yukata was one set for 10 DP. For now I bought four peoples worth including mine for 40 DP, cheap.) Mmm, the hot water was great. My first bath sinceing to this world. Looks like Ill rest soundly tonight. Then, when I sat in the massage chair (chair golem), I was already dozing off. Still, the materials for this massage chair were just wood and a futon. Really inexpensive. Im sitting on the chair, getting massaged by a golem adjusting [Rub] and [Drum] was pretty difficult though, so Im only able to use the vibration function for now. Viiiiiiiiiiin the vibrations rushed through me in waves. This is prettyfortable. Its made to work for five minutes after putting a copper coin in it. Thisll be popr and be our showpiece~ mmm I opened my eyes when I felt something ticklish, Meat wasying a thin nket over me. Meat was also in a yukata. There was an entry to buy a version that had a hole in it for her tail with DP, as expected of this world. S-sorry, I woke you up Faaah Fuu, aah, well, its fine. Ill be heading back to sleep Getting down from the chair with a grand yawn, I headed towards my room attended by Meat. Hmm, maybe I should think about measures to take if a customer falls asleep in the massage chair. Nnn, theres no feeling of satisfaction afterwards if theres just vibration Ah, right, Meat. Do you know how to massage? ! Yes, Ichika taught me, though. Oooh! Whend she have the time? Meat is so studious. Well done, Meat. So then, what kind can you do? Ah, t-thats, ah, I can do, a s-stepping massage A stepping massage!? A stepping massage. That is, a massage done by her feet. Chieflycking the strength, children would have to use all of their body weight to give a good massage. The method was simple. They stepped down with their body weight to make you feel pleasant, thats it. Yeah, they stepped down on you. With their feet. You could feel the curve of their foot as they stepped down. It was nothing but a grand prize to a foot fetishist like myself! I dont mind, rather, please do it by all means Eh, y-yes, umm, then, lie face down. Iid face down onto the futon. Come on! Hurry up! Ah, u-umm, I-Ill start. Meat timidly put her feet onto my back. I was able able to more or less feel the temperature of Meats feet through the thin yukata Warm. She was earnestly holding back as she stepped down, but it was really ticklishcrap, Im waking up despite feeling like dozing off. Its not like her feet were bad or anything like that though. Ofuu please step down a little harder, its too ticklish. Y-yes, excuse me. lunO80H Oh. Compared to a moment ago, the strength she put into her feet suddenly shot up. Its much more pleasant now. The soles of her feet were pressing down on all of the spots that felt stiff and I wanted her to focus on. Even more, press your heels and toes against the stiff spots Yes, l-like this? Aah, good, thats good fuoooh, feels so good Trying to press into me with her feet, Meat stepped on me as though dancing on my back with her heels. Aah, truly a stepping massage. A stepping massage while sleeping. This is bad, I cant feel it while Im dreaming! Ah, its fine to stop when I fall asleep. Yes Ei, yah Oooh, yes, that stomping is good too~ My lower back was getting trampled gently by the soles of her feet. Faah, her regr rhythm was making me feel sleepy not good, Ill still getting it mmm * When I woke up, Meat was being my hug pillow as usual. She smelled faintly sweet. Ah, good morning Meat opened her eyes as though matching mine. M-morning Hmmm, that was a good sleep. Its rare that I feel this refreshed. If I was able to help, Im d. Meat smiled slightly. I gently stroked her head. Ill be relying on you for more massages. Y-yes, please leave it to me. Now then, I feel full of energy and ready to go thanks to Meats massage. What to do~. I finished the inns construction too, so I guess today will be the dungeons interior~. Ah, right. Ill give you a reward since the massage felt great. Is there anything that youve been wanting? Fueh!? S-something like that, u-ummm, is it alright? Yeah, feel free to say whatever. Its fine so long as its within the range of what I can do as a reward. R-really? What, doubting me? ! I-I would never Meat shook her head back and forth in a panic. Maybe I poked a bit too much fun at her? Ill wait for Meat to tell me her wish. Well, I wonder what shell say? Maybe all-you-can-eat hamburgers? Just a bit, Meat opened her mouth. Umm please step on me Eh Eh, what did this child just say? When I heard the rest of what she had to say, it seems that the act of trampling anotherdespite it being for a massageis considered integral to hierarchical rtionships, and originally belongs to the person with the higher rank trampling me seems to have greatly upset her mentally. (She was still able to step on Ichika without reservation because she is her junior as a ve or something.) Well, she said that she wanted me to step on her to keep her emotions bnced. Though it seems that I dont have to do it if I dont want to, it seems that she wants me to. Moreover, it seems that she wants me to step on her face if possible. And if possible, kick her flying it seems. Theres no way I could go that far! And so, I pardoned myself by going to the extent of patting the back of Meats head with my foot a little. Meat raised her head, she looked pleased. * As I was saying about this morning; is that what beastkin are usually like? Thats right, in general. Troubled by Meatsmon sense, I went to consult Ichika-sensei, but it looks like that was the norm. Beastkin trouble themselves quite a lot over hierarchical rtionships, and moreover since Meat grew up as a ve she was trained to believe she was on the lowest level. It was probably natural for her. More than that physical part of it climbing on someone and stepping on them, thats just how beastkin emphasize the peckin order. Famous proposals like [I want you to be below me] or [I want to be below you], that kinda thing. Wait, a proposal? Evenmon proposals. [I want to feed you what I hunt and catch every day], or [With my fists, I will fill your belly] are pretty emotional things. I cant keep up. Im not troubled by the appeals being for food. Thats probably just Ichika filling in the subject with her own take. Others are like [Please brush my tail] or [You are the only one who can touch my belly] or somethin. By some chance, is Ichika talking about the old days? Ahahaha, nothin like that. There was a beastkin guy that got treated as an adventurers younger brother, I liked to tease him a bit. Hey, didnt the subject switch here? Rather, doesnt it just mean Meat-senpai likes Goshujin-sama a lot? Isnt it kay? Well yeah, but something like thats Ah,e to thing of it I asked for another massage didnt I? But it really did feel good yep, Ill have her do it again. I just have to step on her again as thepensation Ah, is that alright? Huh, wait, isnt there the chance that Meat is a kindred spirit (foot fetishist)!? No, no way, hahaha Ill go and prepare some hamburgers as a reward. Chapter 50 This and That Five days after returning to base (dungeon). I wonder if I should head back to Sia tomorrow or not? Though going to the human vige is pretty troublesome, I said that Id show up once per week. I made that meat skewer promise, too. Right, lets take the opportunity to do a rank up as well as taking an [Ordinary Cave] investigationmission if theres one there. Well, I wont have any DP remaining when preparations areplete so itll be plenty if I say, Its turned into something amazing. I was able to finish the inn. Next is the dungeons interior, but since I came up with an idea while I was sleeping, Ill be starting immediately. Ill be making a room to ce this dungeons eye catcher, the [de Golem], on the third underground floor. There will be golems wandering thebyrinth equipped with [Ordinary y Swords] and [Ordinary Stone Swords]. Well, even though its an actual de golem, its real shape? Itll turn into a golem if its used. Its really just a normal blunt weapon. Incidentally, I was a bit bothered by something and converted a de golem into DP. If a magic sword was worth 20,000 DP, I should have gotten at least ten percent of that with 2,000 DP. The result was 10 DP. When taking into ount the iron used for the de portion and the other materials, I guess there was about 5 DP profit each? Its not a deficit, but now its already at the point of being a side job I dont get it. Guess theres still some other shoring to it. Ah, it looks like monsters summoned from the spawner wont be DP even if they are defeated without leaving the dungeon. Since it looks like their corpses will remain, Im a bit troubled at what to do with the golems materials Iron golems maybe? Its 500 DP per so one spawner is 50,000 DP huh I wont have to be troubled about iron anymore if I make one of them. Oops, my train of thought wandered a bit. Well, I set up the magic sword room. To get to the room, one has to get past the first floor, escape thergebyrinth on the first and second underground floors, run up stairs before breaking through to the riddle area on the second upper floor, descend the spiral staircase and break through three floors after that, this method cant be found if one didnt search through the third underground floor. It says the route. Even so, well be in a pinch if adventurers make it this far. I havent deployed a boss in the boss room on the fourth underground floor, which is currently the lowest floor, yet Ive thought about making an awesome golem and cing it there, but other than looking cool itd be useless. Well, no one will actually make it to the fourth underground floor for a while. Well avoid that with the eye catcher. In order to advertise the magic sword, I prepared a room to try out the magic sword on the second underground floor. Like sample food, or maybe more like a beta test. Though the magic sword is magnificently stuck in a pedestal in the room, theres a mechanism in the room. When you pull the magic sword from the pedestal, all of the doorways be blocked. You have to return the magic sword to the pedestal to leave the room. In other words, you cant keep the magic sword. If they can figure out another way to take it out of the room, then at that time its fine to give it to them as a reward for showing their wisdom. If the same method is used to take it from the room another time, itll self-destruct. Furthermore, jamming the entrances open wont work. Using pincushion traps, the passages connected to the room on all sides close up with needles, perfectly sealing the exits. My condolences to anyone who stays in the openings there when it happens, but since anyone who approaches the magic sword will also get skewered with needles when they try, well, yep, better be good at escaping I guess? Well, I tried it out with some of the dummy wood golems (non-magic stone genuine golems). It might even be a great ce to use as a training area. Fundamentally, things were still the same as when we had the dungeon battle. Re modelling this time, the riddle room was improved and afterwards was the spiral staircase. On the second underground floor, I added more trial rooms. Well, we should manage for a while with this. And so, my long day of remodeling finished. Aaah, I worked so much~ Thanks for your effort, Goshujin-sama. Meat was giving me another massage. It wasnt a stepping massage though. Yeah, for some reason I thought itd be better to only do it once in a while since it would be too much paradise for me. A moderate patience is a very important thing to have going through life. If you dont endure the wait, its somewhat harder to be satisfied. Goshujin-sama, why so modest~. Even though Id be fine with it no matter how ya wanted to use my feet. I want to, but you know to put it a way that Ichika will understand, if a person who has grown fat and a person who hasnt eats [Cooking Made by a Second-Rate Chef], theyd respond differently. The first: This is bad. Something like this isnt food. The second: Oh, this is great! And he loves it, counting his good fortune. I think Id feel happier as thetter. Yeah. Even I think it tastes better when ya dont keep eatin the same thing. Yeah, that feeling of happiness is important. If you cant feel happiness it bes impossible to satisfy yourself, so therell be nothing but misery from there. Thats right, I also feel like that. Ah, can I have a [Cheese-vored Karie Roll] today? This girl doesnt have any self-restraint Ichika. We wont be here tomorrow and the day after right? Its fine then. Ill even enjoy the delicious meat skewers. Thats right butoooh, aah, there, there. Just now was great, do that again. Yes, Goshujin-sama. Meats hands stimted a vital point. Uooofu, I let out a strange sound. Since Meat was skillfully making use of the gloves golems power assistance, there was no problem even if it wasnt a stepping massage. To start with, why are my shoulders so stiff well, Ive been working a lot~. Definitely, definitely~. Kehma, youre going back to that human vige again right? Bring me back some kind of souvenir. We can buy anything the human vige has with DP, though. Ah,e to think of it, have you used your 10,000 DP yet, Rokuko? Hmmm, I havent used it yet I thought about giving gachapon a try, but I could do the 1,000 DP gachapon a few gos, or maybe I could try out the 10,000 DP gachapon once you know~ Did you say [Gachapon]? Whats that charmin sound? Is it somethin hard to learn? Come to think of it, Ichika told me that she built up a gambling debt in addition to her being a gourmand huh. A person like that could use up all of our DP in a single day by ying gachapon though Chapter 51 A Quick Rank Up Right! The 10,000 DP gachapon is romance you know! See? Its best to go out in a big bang! As a result of conversing for exactly thirty seconds, how Rokuko would use the DP was decided. Oi, is that really alright? Well, I did tell her she could use it however she wanted. Here I go! Im going to use the 10,000 DP gachapon!! Oi hold up! Dont do it in my room! Do it in the master room! Wed get crushed if a dragon somehow appears! However, Rokuko was already finished emptying her DP by the time I shouted. A magic formation unfolded with a low humming sound Oi, is my room going to be safe!? The formations bulging out to fill the room! dikfzg2 Oooh, as expected of 10,000 DP! A huge thinglle out, something bigsmin! I prayed that the inn (my bedroom) that I built at such great pains wont get crushed. Rokuko and Ichika were bursting with excitement. Meat stood in front of me to protect me. D~ Ra~ Gon~! D~ Ra~ Gon~! A dragon!? Yay! Steak tonight! You dont eat it you know!? Itll regrow the tail if its just that though? The fuck!? And then, the magic formation finished humming and stopped rotating. It was the size of the room. Mu-mumu? Oh, its shrinking? The magic formation gradually became smaller. I felt relieved and pat myself on the chest as I breathed out. It looks like the inn wont be destroyed with this. Then, it became even smaller. Yep, then even smaller than that. Yep, now its about the size of being able to be held in your arms. Oooh~ A-a failure? Is this one a fail? Rokuko and Ichikas tension visibly dropped. Meat still stood vignt in front of me. Then, the magic formation disappeared, leaving behind a palm-sized box. Whats this? Wont know without openin it yah? Do it Rokuko-sama, do it. Y-yeah. An egg? Make it into an omelette? Itd definitely be crazy good Not that, you know!? What is this thing. Hmm, Im sure its something great! My room is safe for now. So, what now? Did a manual or somethinge with it? I think we should keep it warm for now? Thats pretty vague It took our hard-earned 10,000 DP, dont waste it okay? U-un As for what she just got, I couldnt figure out. For now well heat it with the hot springs extra heat. Not so that it would be a hot-boiled egg, but more like body warmth, like an incubator. * We finished the dungeons preparations as well. Lets hurry up and head to the human vige. I also have that meat skewer promise to fulfill. Well, I prepared a vehicle for us this time. Hey, Goshujin-sama. Whats this thingy? A wagon golem, I guess? No horses! No wheels! Theres feet! Right, this time I prepared a box-shaped golem that had six legs and could run along the bad roads. I used the mana potion bottles to make a windshield for the front. Well, that wasnt needed since it was automatic though. I used horse legs as reference so they are awesomely fast. Weeeell, I guess its kay? Its quick and easy We can even move fast inside the forest because well bepletely covered by a box. When its not being used Ill put it in [Storage]. Meat-senpai can also use [Storage] huh. I also want to leeearn it It would be a food storage for you huh. Well its fine if we have extra DP, but itd be bad if we dont get adventurers toe. Its essential that we only get enough adventurers toe that it doesnt make us famous. Making allowances for thats difficult. Well, using the wagon golem, we were able to reach Sia in around two hours. Dismantling it into separate parts to some degree and cing it into [Storage], it took us two hours despite moving thest of the way on foot. Wonderful. We might have to be careful and take a roundabout way so as to not attract attention in the future when theres more adventurersing this way. Oh, its been a while. Were still just secluding ourselves at the mountain though. Paying three copper coins to the same guard thats always there, we started by heading to the guild. The meat skewer promise will be waiting for tomorrow, for now I want to do the rank up. Though we arrived earlier than usual this time, the morning rush hour should be over. There wont be many people. The usual Receptionist-san was sitting at the counter. I say always, but she really is a hard worker. Hello. Its been a week, hasnt it. What business do you have here today? Ah, first of all, please take this. Saying that, I took out the forty-five goblin ears they were bought with DP though. I passed them over. I heard it from Ichika, but with this we should be able to rank up right? Goblin ears hmm, theres no problems with any of them. However, this many goblins going to the mountains for a week, just how did you hunt this many goblins? Or was it a goblin colony? Something like that. Since it will likely take some time, could we go through the formalities for the rank up examination? Please wait a moment. After receiving two silver and seventy copper coins as the goblin subjugation reward, Receptionist-san moved away from the counter in order to process the rank up examination. When she came back a short whileter, she told us that we would be taking the examination today. Though it seems that it normally took several days depending on the examiners circumstances, since we had an exclusive receptionist it looks like being able to immediately take it is one of the preferential treatments. Receptionist-san took us to the training area. Thereupon, a stern-looking Jii-san was waiting there the Guild Head was waiting for us. Guild Head? Umu, been a while. My grandchildren. In front of his forged muscles that werent suitable at all for an elderly person, I hesitated entering the training area. I dont think Id win even with the golems assistance. And Im definitely not your grandchild. Eh? What, what? Goshujin-sama and Meat-senpai are the Guild Heads grandchildren? The story is just that because our hair is ck, theres a possibility. Hahaha, so reserved. You can just call me Ojii-chan you know? Ill refrain So, since the Guild Head is here, that means Yeah. Im your examiner. What, I used to be quite the adventurer in the old days. Seriously well, its just the promotion to E-Rank, its not like we have to beat the Guild Head or something. Ill produce a monster with magic, you just have to beat it. Make a monster with magic? Its a slightly rare skill, but its called [Create Golem]. It only makes a y golem with a magic stone though, but its a useful opponent for examinations. Ah, I know that skill well. I use it a ton. Or rather, it uses a normal magic stone, and moreover just a y golem? The magic stones size is around that of a marble, I guess around 20-30 DP worth? Its a bit rushed, but who wants to go first? Well, Im up for it, kay Goshujin-sama? Ichika stepped up. Yeah. Show off the carving knife. That kay? Understood. Ichika took out the carving knife magic sword golem that I made. The Guild Head took out a magic stone, cing it on to the bare soil on the ground. Done with your preparations? Im starting Mass of y, change your form, abide me and be my servant, [Create Golem]. After the Guild Heads chant, the magic stone shined as y swelled up from the ground. Around two secondster, a normal y golem appeared Pretty fast. It takes me around ten seconds each one I wonder if it goes faster after you use it a lot? Then, begin! Yah With the Guild Heads go-ahead, Ichikas carving knife crushed the magic stone that shined in the y golems chest. That good? The y golem wasnt moving. Rather, it looks like it was turning back into dirt. You were Ichika? Promoted to E-Rank Oi, thats it? Chapter 52 Promoting the Dungeon Next time wait until the golem moves alright? That wasnt really a test Id heard that Ichika was a former C-Rank, she doesnt need to do it again though Right~. I decided to go next. I waited until the y golem that the Guild Head made started to move before beginning. Tou However, the y golems movements were way too slow. I cut the y golems magic stone in two. Wha!? K-Kehma-dono, passed. Haaah. Alright, next up is Meat. You looked cool. Then, Meat confronted her y golem without taking out her sword. What is she thinking? Begin! The y golem attacked Meat with its dull movements. However, Meat dodged out of the way and slipped into its bosom. Then, she separated from it with the magic stone that should have been in the golems chest in her hand. I retrieved it. Y-yeah. Her tail wagging back and forth, Meat held out the magic stone to me. Amazingly dog-like. I instinctively patted her head. I epted the magic stone from her and looked between the golem that turned back into dirt and the guild head. Passed. Ah, Id appreciate it if you returned the magic stone though. Ah, here. I handed the magic stone back to him. Apparently, golems normally stop moving as soon as they lose their magic stone. My golems move just fine even without magic stones though; I wonder if theres a difference? Maybe the material near the dungeon is just suited for magic? Come to think of it, I havent tried out [Create Golem] outside of the dungeon, huh. Alright, the examination is done. With this youre all E-Rank adventurers Silia, please process their rank up without dy. Yes, certainly, guild head. When we passed our guild cards over to Receptionist-san, she left to go and process the rank up. We stayed here with the guild head. Still, cutting a golem made from y in half do you have somebat experience I havent heard about? Yes, in fact I went to the [Ordinary Cave]. I got this sword there. I decided to take the chance to broach up the topic. If I speak directly to the guilds top person, it should go faster. Thats different than what I heard. So far as I know, you were hunting a considerable number of goblins. So you got some other booty? Hooh do you want to hear the details? Now, lets go about promoting the dungeon. * I showed him the de magic sword golem and two mana potions. This was dungeon booty that was [At the level of being fine to sell]. However, it was still rtively expensive. They were like [Grand Prizes] for small dungeons. The magic sword goes without saying, but even the mana potions were one silver each. These are Things I picked up from the [Ordinary Cave]. Its definitely a dungeon, but I thought there was just one room One room? No way, there were at least a few rooms, it even had stairs too. I got this sword there. Since there were also y golems, well, I decided to head back. I passed the de golem to the guild head. A normal iron sword isnt it? Mu, a magic stone is embedded in it!? This is a magic sword!? It gets sharper when you fill it with magical power. I see, so you were able to cut the golem in half with this? Exactly. It was actually due to the clothes golems assistance in making me stronger, but I wont say something like that. Well, honestly the story doesnt start there. Hooh? What do you mean? The A-Rank adventurer, the [White Winged Goddess] I think I heard that she epted an investigation for the [Ordinary Cave], understand? Haku-sama, huh? Surely, thats the start of it? What are the details? Ah, even a big shot from the guild attaches -sama for you huh, Haku-san. I met her in the mountains by chance. She said that the [Ordinary Cave] showed signs that it would go through a [Transition Phase]. She reported that there were [No Abnormalities] to the imperial capital, though. A [Transition Phase] huh! But why did she hide it? Falsifying her report? Well, A-Ranks have disclosure rights, but Haku-sama is the person who requested that dungeon to begin with And an inn was built there. An inn!? W-what in the world, how did an inn Of course its extremely unnatural. But well, now to bruteforce it! Does there need to be some rtionship for it to appear? I was told that Haku-sans acquaintances built it, theres no point in thinking about it I dont know what that persons thinking directing us to not go against the [Ordinary Cave] umu, so theres not point thinking about it huh? Wont be able to figure it out that well for now I guess. Yeah, well, one thing lead to another and its decided that Im going to work at the inn from now on, my base of operations will be there. That so? Understood. Alright, bruteforcing seeded! So then, guess well build a Sias adventurer guild branch office there. Huh? A branch office? Umu, thanks for the information. You havepleted a special investigationmission. Excuse me, whats this about a branch office? A branch office is a branch office. If the dungeon matured, adventurers will gather there. If thats the case, it will be convenient being able to exchange goods there. Theres even an inn there already right? Y-yeah, well, thats right. Depending on the dungeons scale it could turn into a vige I need to investigate further, maybe Ill put something out for it? Did he just say a vige!? No joke, I never thought itd be that big. I cant use golems to do fieldbor if too many people gather! Crap, can I do agriculture inside the dungeon? Itd even get harder to use special golems. Just when I thought that, Receptionist-san returned with our guild cards. It was properly updated to E-Rank, but thats not important right now. I finished with the proper farewells and left the guild. Meat, Ichika, this is pretty bad. The meat skewers!? T-those are fine. Well stay here for a night before leaving lets go hunt rabbits for inn fees In conclusion, we were told toe tomorrow for delicious meat skewers when handed over six rabbits. We were rewarded with seventy-two copper coins, with the inn fees being thirty-five copper. Since we got meat skewers as a reward, tonights dinner became a meat party. Incidentally, it seems that it was treated as a designatedmission. Rewards for rabbit meatmissions were originally meant to given out by the guild to some extent. Since this time we received it right there, ourmission ticket was annotated saying that we were already paid with money and goods. Itll count aspleted whenever we turn it in. * Leaving the usual [Sleeping Songbird Pavilion], we immediately headed over to buy some delicious meat skewers from the meat skewer stall. Its a great time for it since the suns justing up. Hoooh, I see, definitely. These meat skewers are much more delicious than yesterdays! Right? I can make some more again next week as well yeah? Mumumu, pleeeeeease, Goshujin-sama~? No, I cant promise anything since were going to be busy with a few things. I answered her while biting into one of the meat skewers. Hagu, hagu Jou-chan, is it good? Yes Hagu Meat also got one of the delicious meat skewers. Though the seasoning was definitely more in than the hamburgers, the ingredients tastes were very powerful. It smelled very slightly like blood, that much was obvious. How do I say it, something like it being wild? Either way, its delicious. Wouldnt it be the strongest if you made hamburgers with this meat? Certainly I approve of Ichikas opinion. Maybe I should look for the recipe or seasonings or something? Chapter 53 Investigation Commission: Heaven (Adventurers Point of View) I, Uzoh, am an adventurer. I am a veteran C-Rank warrior. Together with mypanion, Muzoh, wevepleted manymissions. This time weve received amission to investigate a dungeon that went through its [Transition Phase]. Wasnt it just a dungeon where nothing but goblins came out? Nothing else? Dont get careless, Muzoh. Dungeons go under huge structural changes after their [Transition Phase], there might be a lot more monsters now. Geez, youre such a worrywart, Uzoh Seriously, Muzoh is beyond careless even though hes the scout. I know thats justing from Muzohs own self-confidence though. Heeh, check it out Uzoh. Theres an inn by the dungeons entrance. They told us about it, but still. Well stop here for the night and dive into the dungeon tomorrow, sound good to you? Yeah, I agree. The building looked great. We went inside right away. There was a woman wearing cute ck and white clothes on the other side of the counter. The frilly cloth attracted my eyes. Thanks for yer patronage! This is the [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]! The beauty had a Pavueran ent and had features like a dolls, and well endowed huh. I wonder if the doll in [Dancing Dolls Pavilion] is referring to her? I found myself admiring her in a daze. Recollecting myself, I asked how much itd be to stay for the night. It was fifty copper per night per person, so one silver for two people. We rented a room for two. Hmm, isnt this pretty cheap for something so deep in the mountains? It might be pretty severe for newbie adventurers, but its a small expense for a C-Rank like me. Ah, mealsre extra. Ya can use the bath however much ya want though! Bath? Hooh, so this inn has a bath huh? Thats right~. Its a hot spring, so a tona people can all get in. Oops, theyre pretty popr in Pavuera, butre they unusual here? Theyre unusual in Sia, but Im a C-Rank adventurer. In other viges, including Pavuera, Ive went into public bath houses. We have bath outfit lendin services. Oops, for food we got from A-Rank to G-Rank, almost forgot about that~ Heeh, so theres something rare like an A-Rank thing!? A-a gold coin!? Thats right~, the top-ss A-Rank meal is the huge amount of one gold coin! In return its monumentally tasty! I guarantee it! So good ya might die~? A-as expected, its out of my reach. The heck kind of thing is it!? Hmmm, maybe I should just get the C-Rank one eh, five silver Thats right~, the C-Rank one is five silver coins. Its still really good. Do ya wanna hear the details? No, Ill pass When I looked at the price list, A-Rank was one gold, B-Rank was fifty silver, C-Rank was five silver, D-Rank was one silver, E-Rank was fifty copper, F-Rank was five copper, and G-Rank was one copper. Uzoh, Ive decided. C-Rank! O-oi. Thats the same as the reward from thismission! Whatre you doing, wouldnt that make this a deficit? I wont lend you money you know!? Hahaha, we should be able to get some separate rewards from this dungeon right? Its fine then. Hey Ojou-san, whats your name? Whenre you done working? Im Muzoh, a C-Rank adventurer. Muzoh, what kind of pick-up artist are you trying to be? Dont be so faithful to your lust, oi. Oooh~, is that so~, thank you so much for your patronage, take your time~. Ah, what about the Oniiii-san over here? I rmend getting at least the D-Rank~ Ill take the D-Rank one. Still, a silver for it huh, expensive. Its just tastes that good Thanks for your patronage~ Ah, its kay if you wanna enter the bath first. Want me to the bring food up to yater? Yeah, please do. Heeey, at least tell me your name~? She pointedly ignored Muzoh as I handed her the money, receiving our meal tickets in return. It seems like well be able to turn them in for a meal when we go to the dining roomter. I see. Then she told us our room number and lent a key Guess well put our luggage in our room before heading straight to the hot spring? When we opened the room with our key, the room had a shelf, cab, and beds. Though there werent any light magic tools, there was amp I wonder if the oils sold separately? Eh, the hecks this bedding cotton? I heard that theres a bath, so I was prepared for the bedding to be wooden ooh, my hand sinks in! Just this alone wouldve been worth the fifty copper. Yeah, now Im going to go check out the bath. There were shelves that took my key in the changing room. This was also in Pavueras bath houses huh. Hmm, so this is the bathing wear? She definitely said we could use them freely. I took my clothes off and changed into the ones for bathing, putting my clothes away on the shelf Eh, arent these better tailored than my clothes? I kind of want to just keep wearing these. I then entered the room with the bath its really amazing. Its a splendid stone bath. Steam rose up from the hot water that filled the bath. For them to use so much water so deep in the mountains like this I wonder if theres a water source nearby? Well, thats probably why theres an inn here. I couldnt wait any longer, so I used [Cleanup] on myself and entered the bath. O-ooooh I unintentionally let out a voice This is so good. It seriously is. This is definitely a selling point for the inn other than me not eating yet, Im already very satisfied. * Muzoh entered at some point, it surprised me. I got out of the bath. Ill definitely get in again Well, I use it as much as I want while I stay here huh. Lets do it again tomorrow morning. Hm? Whats with this chair is that a slot for copper coins? When I took a look at it, I saw its description written on the wall. It was apparently a massage chair. Was it a magic tool found in the dungeon? But if I fall asleep while Im still on the chair, I cantin even if someone else rolls me off of it onto the floor. One copper for five minutes huh. This massage chairs caught my eye, guess Ill give it a go. Sitting on the chair, I put a copper into it. After a low humming sensation, the chair suddenly began to vibrate. O-oooh, t-the hecks this? I havent felt a massage like this before Oooh, oooooh!? My body rxed and I felt myself loosening up, this really is, oooh * Oi Uzah, wake up. Dont you know youd catch a cold sleeping there? Fuoh!? O-ooh, Muzoh. Ah, looks like I fell asleep. Looks like I was sleeping here pretty soundly until Muzoh woke me up. Heh, this massage chair is incredible Hehe, time for some food! Used five silver on that C-Rank meal, Im starving! Oh? Right, I spent a silver on that D-Rank meal huh. Wonder what the difference is Going to the dining room as we were told, we exchanged our meal tickets for our meal. We didnt even have to wait, it was served immediately. Here it is. A young brown-haired beastkin carried out our meals. She was clothed in the same outfit as that woman who was behind the counter, very cute. There were a few things served on my square tray a deep brown soup and bread. And sd. This costs one silver? Well, I can already tell that its really high quality food from the smell though. For another helping of bread, its ten copper each. Then, after the meal, youll get dessert. Dessert? Why didnt we get it now? Its cold, so its not rmended. Do you still want it? Cold? The heck kind of thing is it? Lets just go with the rmended way for the meal. Oh? Whats up Uzoh? Too little? No no, this is plenty enough. So thats C-Rank huh? Thats a lot. Yeah, mines C-Rank, five times better than Uzohs! Hahaha. As for Muzohs meal, it had one more dishpared to mine, a big steak. It also had two loafs of bread. Im a bit envious for that thick steak huh? The color of his soups different, its white. And thises with dessert too eh? Mine does too steak, huh. Looks pretty good, what kinda meats it? Isnt this boar? Uooh!? Whats with this bread, its so soft and tasty!? Rather, its white the heck, this breads amazing oops, the breads almost gone before Ive even touched the soup. I brought the soup to my mouth in a rush. !? Im astonished, this taste is amazing. It tastes like meat. Rather, now that Im taking a better look at it theres meat in it. Theres vegetables in it too, plenty of them. Uoh, the hecks this, rabbit? No, boar? Or maybe its minotaur Hahaha, minotaur huh, how would they make a profit from that with one silver coin? Besides, arent we the only guests? Yeah looks like the color of my soups a bit different than yours oi, whats yours? Huh? Mmm!? Woah, its thick, but feels like its weightless. Whats that, milk? I think some stews use it Aah, right, I ate one in the imperial capital. Looks good. Give me some! No way, this is mine! Yeah, this ces soup is great. Let me bolt down this sd!? W-what the, w-whats with this food? Even the sds surprising. Whats this dressing? Its yellowish, and white oil? Oh, yer eatin. Hows it, good right~? Its so tasy~. Aah, hows the [Mayonnaise] that came with the sd? That girl who was sitting at the reception sat next to me Uoh, she smells amazingly good Wai, sit next to me! Haha, endure~, I dont like insistent people~. I just felt like exinin in my spare time. Lessee, that white soup. An-chan had it right, its a soup called a stew that uses milk. Cant find it much around here, but its eaten pretty often in the imperial capital. Heeh, so what Mozuh said was correct huh. Then that brown stew. Surprisin yah? Its beef stew! Huh? Beef, as in cattle? Eh, isnt that for celebrations!? Beef, as in the thing meant for celebrations, the thing that you only get a chance to eat at celebrations when old cattle gets ughtered. Therere ranches at the imperial capital, and although it looks like you can eat it at other times, its crazy expensive. W-wait a sec. Isnt his brown stew better than my white stew then!? Hahaha, its not like that at all That steak, its beef. There arent many guests now rather, youre our first guests, so its free as a freebie yah? Woah! Uooh, th-this is beef huh its worth more than five silver I see, so it just opened. I guess its opening also counts as a celebration. The meats quality is amazing. Is that special as well? A-aah, right right. Right now theres a special, itll usually be boar meat. To make sure were properly wee the adventurers that built this inn, were preparin various things to practice. The adventurers that build the inn? All I can say is A-Rank adventurers, anythin elses a secret~ A-Rank adventurers huh to even kill off a cow, theyre definitely being weing. I guess theyre cooking the extra beef in order to practice. Still, with these spices and seasonings, even if its boar meat instead of beef, itd still easily be worth the silver. Even the breads great, everythings worth licking clean. Oops, guess itll be time for dessert soon. Senpai! Bring it~! Y-es And so the beastkin from before brought us our dessert. White no, yellow. It was shaped like a mound and looked mysteriously like a flower from above. There was a brown sauce drizzled over it. This is? Scalled [Pudding], a dessert. Aah, this onlyes with the D-Rank meal and up, thats why I rmended it to ya eat it with resolve doesnt it just melt with sweetness? Muzoh held it up in his spoon and gulped it down together with his saliva. The woman watched him with a huge grin. Plunging the spoon into the [Pudding], I scooped it up. It jiggled back and forth. And then Today, I saw heaven. Chapter 54 Investigation Commission: Hell (Adventurers Point of View) We reluctantly left the inn behind. Ahh, I wanted to stay another night at least. The bath was good, the food was good, even the bedding. Everything was high quality. One silver and fifty copper including meal fees, beyond cheap! Ahh, Ill stay another night before turning in themission, thene back for another afterwards. When we entered the dungeon, the first room was filled with pitfall traps. If it werent for Muzohs skill, [Sense Danger], we wouldve fell into the pitfalls just like that. Grah, dammit, I at least wanted to hear her name Ill get her to tell me when we get back for another night. Muzoh was being very devoted to that receptionist girl. Well, she was a beauty after all. I feel like this happened before ah. Ah Muzoh, its a bitte for this, but. I know her name. What!? What the, when did you get on such good terms with her!? Its Sorin. I recalled my bitter memories concerning Sorin. Aah, she really was stripped of all she had by that hand of cards She was awfully strong with her sake, her stomach was a bottomless pit. Just how many adventurers did she trick into emptying their wallets as they treated her? In addition, though she didnt have many skills to speak of her strength was above a C-Ranks. Sorin? Wait, Sorin the [Demonic Gourmand]!? T-thats her!? I heard a rumor that shed fallen into very, but whys she at a ce like this Eh, shes a ve? I didnt notice at all She had a cor on, oi It was pretty hard to notice with her outfit though. Hmm, other than his attention darting towards women, it really is safe with him as the scout. Particrly todays dungeon investigation, hes excellent if it isnt rted to women probably. Still, theres just goblins appearing, eh Uzoh? I wonder if thats since it was a dungeon where just goblins came out to start with That aside, theres a ton of traps huh. Theyre even all deadly. Almost became a pincushion to those pitfalls huh. Close call. Seriously, pay attention! While collecting the right ears of goblins we killed, we advanced quickly. Oh, a box. Muzoh, theres a box here. Check it out. Theres no traps. Alright alright, treasure-cha~noooh, its a mana potion! Nice! Thats a silver coin. We continued on in a good mood. Muzoh had to use his [Little Heal] a few times, so he probably had a bit of a heavier responsibility than most adventurers. And then we came to some stairs. That magic sword we were told about was probably gotten after this yeah, Uzoh? Yeah, Im looking forward to it, Muzoh Brace yourself. Golems appeared on the second floor. But they werent a match for us either. [sh]! My iron sword sliced right through the y golems bodies. If theyre just on this level, I can defeat them even if I dont purposely aim to break the magic stone. As for how to defeat golems, there were three main ways. The first is to break its magic stone. Magic stones are the heart of a golem. Its somewhere inside its body, sometimes inside of it. If you destroy it, the golem will stop moving. The second way is to attack it with with offensive magic skills. Golems are basically dolls that move by way of magical power, so its weak to its magical power being disturbed by offensive magic. Well, I dont have any way to attack with magic though. The third way was to just give itrge amounts of damage, thats it. The magical power that dwelled in the golem would disperse, its that kind of this well, its probably the same thing more or less. When you attack the golem a few times with something that exceeds its defenses, itll abruptly weaken and give you an opening, if you attack it right then Another one down. When I cut the golem in half, it returned to being dirt. Muzoh then collected the unharmed magic stone. Nice job, Uzoh. We can get magic stones because of that, pretty good. We could collect magic stones from golems that had them on their surface, but we ignored them for golems that had them on the inside since it would take too long. We didnt have enough extra room to do that with just us two anyway. Then we found a small room while searching through thebyrinth. Hmm? The hecks this. This path looks different from the others ah, a [Safety Zone]! Oh, I see. Lets take a bit of a break. Oi, theres a sword, hey! Muzoh! Its stuck in the pedestal huh. Doesnt look like theres any traps, lets try approaching. While Muzoh watched our surroundings, we walked into the room. [Safety Zones] didnt have traps to begin with though. Monsters wouldnt even go into it. Then, we got close to the pedestal. Hm? Just now, did you hear anything from that passage? Muzoh. Eh, not really. Want me to take a look? Might be dangerous if you just head back unprepared. Lets check out this sword first Oi, theres a magic stone in it! Its a magic sword! I shouted out instinctively. My dream is to have a magic sword, but whys there one on such a shallow floor? Heeh, its nice. Could I use it too? We found this one pretty quick, so if we find another one itll be Muzohs. I didnt find any traps. Itll be fine even if you pull it out hmm? Crap wait! Dont pull it out! Eh? Looks like Muzohs [Sense Danger] sensed a trap. However, he was too slow. In my excitement, I already pulled out the sword. Crash! The sound of something hard grinding against something else resounded from the passage. When I took a look, the passage had been entirely blocked with needles that were thicker than a sword. It was like being inside a beasts mouth. Oi, you said Sorry, the reaction was dyed since there werent any traps targeting us directly We got shut in.!? * How much times passed? Muzoh said that this trap isnt dangerous itself and should withdraw in time, and I agree with him. We decided to take a rest in this room we called a safety zone in the meantime. Seriously though, this magic sword feels amazing. Despite us taking a break, I found myself passing the time by using it before I realized it. Fufufu, this is the start of the Magic Sword Samurai Uzohs big break! Really, you were beyond careless even though I didnt find any traps in the safety zone, Uzoh. But its a magic sword, a magic sword! The iron sword Ive been using up to now wasnt that bad, bute on, I tried it out on that wooden doll over there and its incredibly sharp! Aaah~, yeah yeah Hey, let me try it out for a bit. I really want to see how good it is. Sure, theres another doll left. I passed Muzoh the magic sword. Heeh, its amazing. It gets super sharp when I put magical power into it. As expected of a magic sword. Right!? For us to find a magic sword this good at such a shallow floor, we were lucky. Were blocked in now though. Dont say that Weughed together, cracking jokes at each other. With feelings like that, we were able to pass our timefortably. Until the second day. * We were still confined by the third day. Though I can make water with [Water], were slowly running out of food. Why the heck hasnt it opened yet? Hmm, yeah. I thought that we might be able to break out ourselves, but its no use with these needles. We cant get out. Perhaps its from pulling out the magic sword, is there a switch there? I tried putting my sword in it, but it didnt work Then should we destroy it? Doubtful. You, can we cut the needles? Theyre iron. How about using [sh] with the magic sword? I dont know if itd break. I dont want to, but Ill give it a shot when the timees. For now, Muzoh and I continued to look around the room. * The fifth day of being confined. Its no use I cant find any way to get out, were almost out of food too. Hey Muzoh, I wonder if anyonede to rescue us I dont feel like dying. I wonder if thats why they sent us? Huh Yeah, maybe For instance, they sent C-Rank adventurers in to the dungeon. If they didnt return, they would guess its hard and set the ces ranking to at least that. In other words, the investigation included the possibility of us dying. Of course, we understood that when we epted themission. Dammit, if I knew thisd be how it ended I wouldve got that C-Rank meal too Oi cut it out, stupid Uzoh, Im hungry! Aahe on, shit, now Im remembering that meal Shiiit, if I make it through this Im going to get that A-Rank meal even if I have to sell everything I have! Well, guess its time to try it huh. Time to use [sh] on the needles with the magic sword This magic sword is valuable, but notpared to my life. You sure? The magic sword might break ya know? Want to shut up and die then? This isnt something to joke about I brandished the magic sword, filling it with magical power. When there was plenty in it, I attacked with all I had. Haaaaaah, [sh]! Giriri! With an echoing metallic sound, it shaved off a bit of the needle if its like this, I can do it! Uzoh! Again! Yeaaah! [sh]!! Giririririri! There was an even louder metallic ringing, the sound of metal striking metal. Some more of the needle was scraped off. Again! Now, Iming [sh]!! Giriririririririri! Like death throes, the needle rang out as it broke I did it, it broke! Uzoh! Booyah! Yeah! ! However, I couldnt move anymore. The needle wall was destroyed. But at the other end, there was another. It was the same kind of needle wall I-its all right, you just need to break through it, one more time. Hey, oi, its no good. Whatre you saying, Muzoh? Dont you want to get out? I want to But the magic swords at its limit. It cant be used anymore Eh? I looked at the magic sword. In exchange for forcibly cutting through the iron needles, the de was cracked. The heck, this is a magic sword right? It shouldnt break from something like this Moreover, look. The needles are just restoring themselves if we go any farther, well just get skewered. Dammit I went back unwillingly. A dungeons walls and traps restore themselves over time. That was the part that wasnt really like being confined in the mouth of a beast. Even though this rare magic sword was sacrificed In the end, today just resulted in cracking the magic sword. * Its the eighth day I think. In this enclosed space with no sun, its hard to tell time. And we were out of food. We nned to be gone two or three days at the most to start with. Maybe I should say we were lucky to bring this much? Well, were still blocked in by the needle wall. Were helpless. Our interactions with each other were getting more and more violent. This all happened because Uzoh just had to pull out the magic sword on his own even though I said dont. Muzoh said it was fine to pull out the sword, so I took it. Changing your mind so soon after, what you did was worse. Things like that. It wasnt just things that had to do with the sword. Ourints right now were things like being stinky, wanting to strangle each other to stop the snoring, or talking just to insult and me each other. Even so, we wouldnt actually kill each other. Were still brothers connected by strong bonds. Perhaps if we were partied with someone else, we might kill them or fight for food or something. Enough already, lets leave it at that. Sorry for insulting you, Muzoh. Huh? Well its fine, but whats gotten into you Uzoh? If we dont do anything and just stay locked in here, arent we just waiting to fight each other? If itse to that, theres no point ming each other. It was my bad too, well, as usual. Aaah, the dungeon this time is pretty hard, so thats why. Yeah? Uzoh. I wonder if we could eat the goblin ears. No, theyve probably already rotted I closed my eyes to rest in order to suppress my energy use. Chapter 55 First Customers With the dungeon redecorated, our operation here is bing more and more genuine. Though saying that might be me being enthusiastic, since adventurers wont immediately rush in. By the way, this inns name is [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]. That way even if they see golems cultivating fields, Ill be able to stick with the story: Its been that kind of inn since the start. The [Setting] established that the owner, Rokuko, uses golems. In reality Rokuko was listening to orders, and it wont be a lie if she learns [Create Golem] with our surplus DP. Itd probably be fine even if we made a crest-like notice that shouted something like: We use golems at our inn~! Still, this leisure time though Ichika wasining behind the counter, but it couldnt be helped that there werent any guests. Hmm? Wait,e to think of it, there isnt really a need for someone to sit at the counter the whole time right? Since Rokuko will know if someonees into the dungeons range, its fine if she justes when that happens Ah, but maybe thatd be no good after all if Im sleeping. Oh, soon as I thought that, our first customers showed up. A pair of men. I decided to close myself up into my room and observe them through the monitor. So they ordered C-Rank and D-Rank meals huh. The C-Rank one is [Steak Set (10 DP)] and the D-Rank one is [Beef Stew Set (6 DP)]. By the way, their vors are about that of an average family restaurants. If I consider 1 DP to be a hundred yen, well its probably reasonable. Well, honestly, selling them for five silver and one silver is pretty expensive. Since if I converted the silver into yen itd be fifty thousand yen and ten thousand yen you know? Ichika said it would be fine even if it was more expensive though. Ah, thats why I added pudding to D-Rank and above. They were sold in sets of three like from the supermarket, [3-Piece Pudding (1 DP)]. Even the stic material used as its container is valuable, theyre excellent materials to recycle as materials for golems Ah, when just two get ordered, wouldnt there be one left over? Wha, Ichika, surely you arent aiming for it!? * Well, apart from their meal, hot spring trip and the thing with the massage chair, it appeared that they were very satisfied with the futons. After taking a morning bath, they slowly headed into the dungeon as adventurers. Goshujin-sama~. As expected, its no good if the beef isnt cooked with lotsa spices or the quality goes down huh? It definitely cant be helped after seeing their reaction. Meanwhile, she ate the pudding in those few seconds. Shes swooning with an unpleasant smile. I wonder if D-Ranks should be [Ginger-Grilled Pork Special (5 DP)] next time. Its probably fine to keep E-Rank and below having [Side Bread] and [Buttered Bread]. Still, I can get three of [This ces General Bread], which is hard and ck, for 1 DP Since the [Buttered Bread] is 1 DP for a sack of six of them, the ck bread is more expensive. I dont get it. Looks like they epted a dungeon investigationmission in Sia. Theyre C-Rank adventurers, the Uzoh Muzoh brothers. Theyre adventurer brothers? Nah, they arent tied by blood yknow? Theyre just from the same vige. Alright, lets just forget about what brothers is meant to mean. So two customers like that stayed the night, we earned eight silver and one copper, and earned 125 DP. Since one silver was 10 DP when converted, even setting aside meals our earnings were 188 DP. Still, for us to get 120 DP from those strong adventurers staying a night huh. I was surprised, but although they were at the same level as Ichika, it seems they were less skilled than her. I wonder why. When I looked at the red circles that showed intruders on the map, I was able to see how much DP they would individually give me each day. I dont know when it started being able to do that but it seems its functions have increased Come to think of it, Im able to roughly see how much DP Im obtaining from each area. I wonder if its requirement was building an inn? Checking it out, Uzoh was [61 DP] and Muzoh was [59 DP]. The twobined were 5 DP per hour. But still, that would be the case if it was aplete day. One night is between six in the evening and eight in the morning, fourteen hours in all. It shouldve been just 70 DP. Theres a huge 55 DP difference there between that and what we got. Well, I decided to watch them on the map for a bit. They were at the remains of the prison left by the bandits from a while back, only the bars remained. As soon as Uzoh entered the jail, the daily DP ie from him increased to [183 DP]. It looks like the amount of DP ie increases depending on ce and condition. At the very least, lets verify [Threefold DP in the Prison]ter. If Ichikas [65 DP] turns into [195 DP] yep, Uzoh-kun and Muzoh-kun have brought me some great information. For that, lets splurge and give them a [Mana Potion (150 DP)]. Ah, by the way, Meat is [10 DP] per day, with Rokuko and I being [0 DP]. Well thats because were dungeon master and core huh Meat, did you grow up? Or maybe recover? You were staring death in the face before after all That aside, our ie from the dungeons earth vein now is just 90 DP? Oops, I shouldnt think of that as small do your best, earth vein. And then the Uzoh Muzoh brothers descended to the first underground floor while trampling their way through goblins. Despite the traps being perfectly set at the start, they were making their way through unexpectedly safely. Maybe I should make them a bit harder? Combat versus golems began on the underground floors. They encountered y golems that were summoned from spawners and roaming around a few times. Those guys didnt even have a simple sword, so they werent actually that strong since you just needed to hit them enough times. They were defeated pretty easily. Incidentally, Golems die when theyre cut in two right? Askin now even though Goshujin-sama already has a habit of usin golems huh. Ya see, golems cant move if their magical power drains outa their body. Well, rather than dyin its more like they just cant move? Somethin like that. The usual way to go about takinem out is to hit em really hard or mess em up with magic. Ah, their weak point is havin their magic stone taken out, like heart failure. And so, Ichika taught me about the golems weak points. To tell the truth, I didnt understand them that well since there was no information about them other than how to [Make a Golem] inside of [Create Golem]. I guess making irregr golems was beyond that scrolls scope to begin with. Impacts, magic, and the magic stone huh. I wonder if golems are unexpectedly weak? A y golem is a third the cost of a lizardman (150 DP) after all Ooh, it might be a good idea to dress them in armor. An armor golem on a golem ah, the heck, I just pictured an armored-type haniwa thing y-yeah, I just thought of something strange. For the boss golem design, lets use a haniwa as a base. The meaning behind them is to protect peaceful sleep you know? Isnt that perfect? [1] When I looked back at Uzoh and Muzoh, theyd entered the [Test Room]. Uzoh pulled out the magic sword de golem from the pedestal. Oh. The amount of DP I get from them doubled as soon as the doorway closed It doubled because theyre closed in, I guess? Maybe itd be a good idea to also given them a key for them to use and call the ce a training area no, if something like them sleeping in the hotel with the doors closed counted, their DP wouldve doubled then as well huh. I mean, whats causing it? I didnt think Id need to solve a DP ie riddle so suddenly! However, looking at him bubbling over with happiness over holding a magic sword, he seems very pleased. Maybe I should no way, theres no way I could I definitely shouldnt. * Three days after the pair dove into the dungeon. In the meantime, although there were zero guests staying at the inn, we were getting 240 DP daily from the adventurers inside the dungeon (the Uzoh Muzoh brothers). Adding up Ichika and Meat, as well as the dungeons basic ie and so on, we were getting a total of 400 DP per day. Even if I did nothing else, my daily wage would be forty thousand yen. Thirty times that for monthly sry, a crazy one million two hundred thousand yen. Silly ie for a single person. But why dont those guys leave the test room? Theyre probably pleased with its coziness! As expected of my dungeon~ Even though they could leave as soon as they stab the magic sword back into the pedestal it doesnt look like theyre going to leave at all. Why the heck do they want to stay inside so bad When I checked, they strolled around the room and beat the walls. Oh, he put a normal sword into the pedestal. Unfortunate, but wrong. Wont work. Wait, perhaps they dont know how to leave? Oooh, now that you mention it they did seem like idiots~ I wouldnt want to be called that by Rokuko. I wonder if he was unconsciously avoiding the right answer and just didnt want to part with the magic sword? Now Im recalling a story about an ape that tried to take some bait out of a hole with its hand but couldnt. Well, lets just watch for a bit more. Theyll leave sooner orter the DP is great even if they dont leave. Yeah. Wouldnt it be fine for us to just leave them in there? Above all, its double DP when confined with a key and three times as much when imprisoned. I learned that it would increase by the huge factor of sixfold when imprisoned with Ichikas cooperation. However, it seems she was slowly tiring out when confined in the prison. I wonder if its due to having DP wrung out of her? For now, so long as were sure that doors are properly locked when people sleep, our ie will increase. * Day five. When staying a full ten days, we obtain the same amount of DP as though they were killed. In other words, with Uzoh and Muzohs doubled amount of ie for us, were now earning more DP than if we had just killed them on day one. Isnt it fine for the Uzoh Muzoh brothers to just keep staying with us? Itd be great DP if we just fed them and kept them as pets By the way, it seems there are human farms in some of the high-ranking dungeons. It was a technique of literally treating humans as livestock for cultivating DP If it leaked out to humans, itd instantly be the case of destroying the dungeon core on sight. We cant possibly do that with a small scale dungeon like ours To keep it a secret wed have to make deeper floors no, the risk is too big. Theres no way I could sleep peacefully with so much danger. Rejected, rejected. Well, since were still werent getting any other guests, I stayed lying down while watching Uzoh and Muzohs actions. It looks like they were tired of waiting and tried to destroy the needles that were blocking the entrance. Thats a shame! Attacking a dungeon object with the de golem is like attacking with a normal [Iron Sword]! Who was that exnation for? Ah, usually there would be a monster opponent for them to fully savor its sharpness though. The boss? Its different from the boss. Im nning on giving it the ability to disempower my dungeons magic swords. I havent made it yet though. Well, they failed as I figured is what I expected, but they broke one of the needles blocking them in. Looks like they gave up because two more came back though. For them to try using the magic sword on the test rooms blockade I made the walls and floor considerably strong so that they wont be destroyed. In other words, I used the mysterious dungeon power of making a [Puzzle Room thats Possible to Escape] by putting the key to escape inside. Eh, what? The magic sword broke? Footnotes: Haniwa are basically sleeping charms. Heres an image of one. Return Chapter 56 Commission from the Guild For now, want me to fix the needle trap? Its just a little DP. Yeah, please. I left Rokuko to repair the trap as I immersed myself in my thoughts. It probably broke during that first attack. When the de golem broke, it went from being the important [Room Key] into a [Normal Iron Sword]. Then the mysterious dungeon power that made the needle traps strengthen dropped drastically because of them losing the ability to escape. They turned into [Objects that can be Destroyed], I guess. Then they tried to forcibly break the iron needles with an iron sword, so the sword also cracked. Thats probably what happened. I get the gist of it, but figuring this out is going to be annoying Mmm, what is? Well, the de golem is our featured product, but can it be used as a magic sword? Its performance seems questionable. If I think about this carefully and look at it from another direction, defending against attacks using a de golem is the same thing as [Attacking] a golem in sword form. So if the golem is injured, after that thered be no difference between it and an ordinary [Iron Sword]. Even in the middle ofbat. The de golems weakness thats been on my mind for a while now was this, huh? Although its fine in my case because I can mend them, Meat and Ichika cant. And since theyre serving as the vanguards inbat, their de golems have a high chance of breaking. Looks like Ill need to improve them somehow. Lets think on it. Ah, even if Uzoh and Muzoh put the magic sword they broke back into the pedestal, they wont be able to manually release the blockade. * The next day, Uzoh and Muzoh still werent able to escape the test room. Their DP is delicious. Then I saw someone appear on the map. Wonder if its a new guest? Owneeer! Theres a new gueeest~ Hmm? Isnt she calling for Rokuko? Eh, ah, r-right, Im the owner! S-see y-youter! Wait, youre going to go like that? Haah, cant be helped. She was obviously overanxious so I decided to follow her. Or maybe I should say that I temporarily revived my absolutemand over Rokuko. [Calm down.][Smile next to me.][Nod if I say: What now, Owner?][Shake your head if I say: What do we do, Owner?][If its anything else just nod and agree to the conversation.] I gave her those orders. It was to help cover up her anxiety, it couldnt be helped. I forced her to calm down despite having such a short amount time. After all, the order authority is too strong. When we went and saw Ichika who called us, the usual Receptionist-san from the guild was there with a gargantuan rucksack on her back. I wonder if somethings starting? Is she actually a pretty powerful person? Shes carrying that like its nothing. Her daily DP ie is [80 DP], oi. The heck is this incredible person. Maybe she really is a big shot? This is the first time weve met, Owner-sama Why is Kehma-sama here? Well, Im employed here. Please think of me as something simr to a secretary for now. I see Id like to talk with Owner-sama for a moment. What now, Owner? Rokuko nodded her head asmanded. Good, her movements are fine. Well, heres Receptionist-sans story summed up: C She was dispatched to make a guild branch office! The inns front area was vacant, she would build it there! C She had a tent but would rent things like the toilet for a while! Food too! C Ah, the guild would pay money! Its the same amount as staying normally so its fine! Well, that was a bit frank but thats how it was. It wasnt a problem for her to stay at the inn at all. If there was a problem itd be that the branch office would be set up between the inns front and the cave entrance, but I dont really have a way to refuse either I still dont have anything using thend after all. Above all Id like to receive your cooperation By the way, how much is the cost of staying here? Fifty copper per night, meals are between a copper and a gold. Right now there isnt a discount for staying a long time though. What do we do, Owner? Ah, its no use huh. We still havent figured out the pricing for that yet. Lets stick with the stance that you can only get that as a special thing. One gold coin is it? What kind of meal is it? Its a meal suitable for receiving an A-Rank adventurer as a guest. Ah, the details are shown on the price listings here. One copper coin for a G-Rank meal? Since you usually need at least E-Rank toe to a normal dungeon, its assumed to be used for ves. Its just ck bread One above that is F-Rank for beginners, its two loafs of white bread. E-Ranks is a bit of a novelty bread, an original of this inn. Its a daily special though As for D-Rank, its for adventurers who can earn a bit, white bread apanied with a side dish. It evenes with dessert. I pointed to them as I exined so that she could see the prices I wonder if exining C-Rank is unnecessary? Receptionist-san closed her eyes for a moment before responding. Then Id like to ask for an E-Rank meal. Alright. Feel free to let us know if you change your mind at any point. Fifty copper coins its a considerable price. Its due to the cost of shipping into the mountains right, Owner? Yeah. Well, that cant be helped. Roads donte this deep into the mountains after all. Alright, so one silver coin a day. Right, the guild wanted to give a nominatedmission to Kehma-sama, would you like to hear about it? Hmm, Im employed here right now though what now, Owner? Lets hear about it for now. The other day, the guild put out amission for this dungeon to find a new name for the [Ordinary Cave], it put out an investigationmission for it The adventurers havent returned. Ah, Uzoh and Muzoh huh. Theyre sleeping in the test room right now you know? C-Rank adventurers are assumed to be ustomed to capturing dungeons and knowing when its time to quit so when they arent able to return, the guild assumes the dungeon has a considerably high difficulty. Hmm, and so? Even though Kehma-sama has experience in investigating this dungeon and returning alive we cant issue an investigationmission to you So, if those adventurers who havent returned are still alive, we would like you to rescue them Well, the possibility of them still being alive is low though. Theyre definitely still living you know!? Ah, I cant just go and say that right now. If you ept thismission we will recognize you as a C-Rank adventurer to capture the [Ordinary Cave]. The Guild Head approved it. Hoh, so only if I ept it, huh? Itd certainly be reckless for E-Ranks to enter if even C-Ranks were unable to make it back. So I guess its fine for them to recognize me as C-Rank with the condition of me being able to return alive? I dont have a reason to not ept it Rather, were E-Rank if we dont ept it, so theres no way I wouldnt. The reward? Investigationmissions are five silver coins, with additional rewards for useful information. As for things obtained in the dungeon, we dont mind what is done with them but would like to be shown them for a moment. In the case you are able to sessfully rescue them, there will be an additional five silver coins reward from the guild. Please discuss the reward with those concerned. Theres no way I wouldnt ept it, but it looks like I can expect a pretty good reward. Uzoh and Muzoh are still alive too. I dont want the dungeon to be considered very difficult or nothing but strong adventurers wille here besides, itd be a bad omen if the inns first customers died after all. I want to ept themission, but that depends on the inn. What now, Owner? I decided to ept themission. Chapter 57 Rescue Receptionist-san went outside to the tent that was currently acting as a temporary branch office. I released Rokuko from the absolutemands and prepared to dive into the dungeon. By that, I obvious mean preparing just for show. At any rate, I have a map too. I am the dungeon master after all. Well, will you rescue them? I will. Otherwise I wont be able toe and go from the dungeon as I want, its a good thing those small fries went in first It doesnt have enough fighting strength, so it wouldve been destroyed if some big shots suddenly showed up. The boss golem? Ill make it little by little, a super armored haniwa. Furthermore, Uzoh and Muzoh are still safe. It looks like theyve already searched today and are taking a nap, so Ill draw up ns for the super armored haniwa. * Well, its been ten days since Uzoh and Muzoh were confined. They havent been able to find a way out and have slowly stopped moving around as much. The DP were getting from them has lowered a bit because theyre weakening. I brought Ichika with me into the dungeon. Their stomachs were empty as well, so I brought some white bread as a present. It was my dungeon, so it obviously didnt take that long to reach the test room. Oooi, I came to help! You guys there~? Uu what a-a rescuer? W-were here, were in here! The two of us, were still alive, please help! Muzohs desperate voice came from the other side of the needle wall. Well, I knew that from the map though. I also knew they were both alive because I could use the monitor. Well Ichika how do you think we should open it? Its kay to break it? Yep, the needles blocking the way are very strong, but theyre going to open the moment I arrive. Its somewhat amusing. Well Im going to smash it open with magic Alright, opening it nooow! Move away from the entraaance! G-got it, were moving, please wait Weve moved, go for it! He called back out from inside the room. I checked the map to confirm that they moved away. After that, I remembered [Fireball] that I learned from the scroll from before. The chant for it is, me, be a ball and pierce my enemy. Such anguage cheat! me, be five balls and pierce my enemy[Fireball]. I nomittally decided to make it five, but five fireballs really did appear andunch themselves at the needle wall. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! The fireballs hit the wall one after another Yep, guess that much isnt able to break the needle wall. I wonder if my magical power would be able to make a hundred or a thousand balls? Looks like I can still shoot more. Lets change it up a bit on the next one. me, burst and eeeh explode for the time being, [Fireball]. Fwoom. A ball of fire appeared and slowly moved to the wall. Ahcrap. My magical power dropped a ton from that chant. It decreased so much that Im feeling cold. Goshujin-sama, I think thiss dangerous. We should move away a bit yah? Y-yeah. I moved a bit away being pulled by Ichika and we waited for the ball of fire to hit the needle wall. Kabooom! The moment it collided, an explosive sound sted through the air as white light engulfed us. However, the needle wall was alive and kicking. O-okay, it didnt break! As expected of the needle wall, that wasnt dangerous to it rather, it actually wouldve been pretty strange if fireballs did anything to the iron. Dangit, thought Id be able to do something to it. Cant be helped I guess, Ill just directly tamper with it so that it can be broken. I shouldve just done this from the start. I used [Create Golem] on the needle wall, easily making some cracks It was already filled with my magical power before I even intentionally tried. I wonder if its because its a trap in my dungeon? Well, it was easy to alter. But Im already tired from that [Fireball] from a bit ago. Lets leave the grand demolishing to Ichika. Ichika, I made it fragile so do it showy. Nn, got it. Leave it to me~ Ichika stood in front of the needle wall and brandished her carving knife golem Theres a water golem hidden in the center to absorb impacts and is made even more impact resistant by the threeyer structure of iron that covers the exterior of the sword. Its magic resistance has been improved (I think) as well, an experimental type de golem. If it works lets name it the second generation. sh! ish? Ichika attacked the wall with movements like she was using [sh] while avoiding pincushioning herself on the needles with nimble movements. The needles were destroyed. The needles that broke were thrown inside very showily as they made loud ringing sounds. Uzoh and Muzoh didnt die from that right? Theyre safe right? A fake sh huh. Though she normally had assistance by the [sh] skill, it was being reproduced by the maid clothes golems assist function. Since it wasnt a skill, it might be lot weaker It looks like you can memorize skills even if you dont use a scroll, but you cant learn the real [sh] and use a fake sh huh. I need to experiment on that. Y-you saved us Oi, Uzoh, were getting rescued! Yeah Hmm, he couldnt stand properly on his feet by himself. Ichika and I went into the test room. Then, the needle wall began to quietly restore itself. O-oi! Wait! Donte in! Hmm? Why oops. The needle wall restored itself behind Ichika and I, locking us in like a beasts mouth. Seeing that, Muzohs face looked like it had drained of hope. A-aah shit, why Oi oi, this is a [Safety Zone] right? Why are you panicking so much? We couldnt destroy that trap even though we used a magic sword on it. It was no good from the inside, its resistant to attacks to the point of being bizarre Though I already know about what happened, Ill pretend to be surprised for now. Oi oi, hold up. What happened to the magic sword? Uzoh. Here. This thing cracked. I epted the magic sword and took a look at it Yep, it definitely broke. It wasnt a golem anymore, just a ordinary [Broken Iron Sword]. Rather, it did well being able to break one of the needle traps needles. Looks like it cant be used. It cant be helped, guess Ill use my magic sword Ichika, give them the bread we brought. Ye~s, Goshujin-sama Here ya go~? Ichika took out the bread and gave them each a share of it. We brought plenty enough to eat so make sure you eat properly! T-thanks. Right, did he say Ichika just now? O-oi, Uzoh. This bread, its white. Its the bread we ate at the hotel! Are you an angel? While Ichika was handing out the bread, I took the chance to approach the pedestal. I first tried inserting the broken de golem. Yep, no reaction after all. Looks like the pedestal doesnt recognize the de golem in its current state. While I snickered inwardly at being able to take in some valuable data, I inserted the de golem I brought just now into the pedestal. Then the needle wall made a sound of metal sliding across metal as it perfectly withdrew itself. Huh? W-what did you do? You cant leave this room without inserting the magic sword back into the pedestal Moreover, I used the magic sword I brought since the broken magic sword didnt work. Magic sword!? I-I see, so it was like that from the start dammit Muzoh was getting seriously depressed. Lets make it so that even a more or less broken magic sword will open it if it gets stabbed back into the pedestal. Well, lets continue with some devilish words. You need to reimburse me properly you know? One magic sword. Right, everything up to here has been an act for these words! She said it: Please discuss the reward with those concerned. Since it was a rescuemission, I used the strategy of sacrificing a magic sword to draw out a lot more money. Hows that, dreadful isnt it!? Tremble in fear as you live the rest of your life in debt! Yeah, sorry, you had to use your valuable magic sword Definitely. You helped to the point where you lost your magic sword, we will pay you back. H-huh? Whats with that mutual agreement, oi. It was a magic sword you know? Its pretty expensive you know? Well definitely repay you even though itll probably take some time to pay back. I wonder if the guild would help? I-I want a new magic sword if possible Got it. In two years, no, well somehow do it in one year Weve lost a bit of confidence from this, but were still C-Rank adventurers, well manage it somehow. These guys are crazy obedient. Ah, how much is your rescue fee? If possible, wed appreciate it if you left us behind with enough money to take on anothermission. Eh, they want to pay me even more? What is this deliciousness Though, Ive already demanded a magic sword, demanding too much is just cruel. Alright, lets overcharge for now and lower it to see their reaction. Eh, ah, ummm, lets seeeee t-two gold coins, I guess? T-thats! Ah, sorry. I guess one gold coin per person is too much after all? Alright, lets cut the price down now! I want to get as much as possible out of them, though! Isnt it great thats so little!? Were saved! Yeah, with Muzoh and I that makes four gold huh? Well pay it when we return to Sia. Eeeeeeh? Chapter 58 Haku-sans Visit I entirely forgot to ask Ichika about the rescue fee beforehand. Being asked by Muzoh to please help him in that situation, let alone all of their money and possessions or something, it seems they couldntin even if I demanded half of their selling price as a ve. Theyd be left in a pretty hopeless spot if I did that though, so it was good manners to leave them with something But the market price for a C-Rank is around four gold each. As expected of Goshujin-sama, yer ability to see through people is amazin. Now theyll owe you a magic sword in the future, so you left em with some funds to get it. When ya add in the magic sword, isnt it pretty delicious? Weeell, theyll also owe ya a favor, profitable profit! Well lets just take it as something good. Still, I didnt even have to return to Sia. I was able to receive the money from the adventurer guilds branch office Four gold coins. Delicious indeed. Those guys said something like they were going to use their savings on the A-Rank meal. Three of the gold coins were Uzohs though. Itd be 4,000 DP if I converted it into DP. Nah, itll be fine to use it as is. Maybe I should get another employee (ve)? Uzoh and Muzoh spent another night at the hotel, this time they both enthusiastically ate C-Rank meals. They also treated Ichika and me. As well as Meat, who was my party member, while they were at it I couldve wrung more money out of them Well, its fine I guess. Right now our C-Rank meal is a special one for our opening, the [Steak Meal]. They heard from Ichika that itll be our B-Rank meal after this, so they couldnt eat it as casually as they were doing just before and now ate it with sad andplicated expressions. The next day, after reporting themission to the adventurers guild branch office, they left smiling and waving. This time, when I put together the ie we were able to get from Uzoh and Muzoh, we got 2,650 DP, four gold coins, twenty-nine silver coins, and five copper coins. There was probably a margin of error when working with small amounts of DP from the dungeon, but its fine. This is worth 4,290,500 yen. Woah, its a good thing I didnt kill them! I wouldnt have been able to get their savings if I did. Getting a new magic sword is much more delicious. Then there was the investigation and rescuemissions from the guild Though even if it was an investigationmission, I didnt have to give them any essential information. Adventurers like me dont go so far as [Lying] to gain an advantage, but it seems concealing some information is standard Well, there are magic tools that can see through lies, so yeah. The information I gave: [Goblins at the start, golems appearing after descending the stairs][Uzoh and Muzoh were on the floor immediately after the stairs][Once the trap is sprung, it doesnt seem you can leave]. As well as the stuff Uzoh and Muzoh will report. Incidentally, the method to release the trap [Return the magic sword to the pedestal], telling them that informationted me an additional ten silver reward. Along with the original five, Uzoh and Muzoh seem to have asked, This is their information, so please add it to theirs. Theyre some pretty upright fellows. After that, I drew and gave them a map of the area around the entrance and of the first floor. They bought it for eight silver. They paid quite a bit for it theyll probably have an easier time investigating now. A total of twenty-eight silver good. A good haul. Receptionist-sans five days of stay amounted to around 600 DP and five silver coins. With this our surplus DP has risen quite a bit huh Our remaining DP is 19,532. It hasnt went over 20,000 yet because Im using it to pierce a tunnel through the Tsuia Mountain. Im taking control of the drilling from time to time. Hmm, we can probably afford a few expenses for a while if our DPs like this, so were probably fine. I could convert the gold coin at any time, but lets reserve it for now. Isnt it so delicious that we got so much ie right at the start? It was a bonus, but in just eleven days ie we could make three hundred and fifty goblins. Thats amazing! But why did you convert it to goblins? Mmm Eh, isnt Rokuko just too easy to get? She was smiling sweetly. Well.. youre easy to understand but you shouldnt be so happy with that! I patted Rokukos head. Investigationmissions are used to measure the difficulty of a dungeon before it is opened to general adventurers. The results were that C-Rank and E-Rank adventurers were able to return safely, so I wonder if I didnt set the difficulty too high? Itd be good if the dungeon bes popr for low-level adventurers since our DP ie would stabilize and I wouldnt have to worry about being able to defend the dungeon. Most of all, even if the dungeon core is set up inside the dungeon, if adventurers ever make it to the final floor itll be fine if I just use castling on the dummy core in my room, so I can sleep peacefully. Dungeon investigations? Yep, do as you like. Its fine, since theres nothing there even if you go inside. Youll just feel tired from the stress. Ahhh, maybe I should remodel the dungeon if we get more DP~? * Several dayster, the dungeons new name was finally decided on. Its new name: [Cave of Desires]. Youll probably die if you lose to your desires, at least, thats why they gave it that name. Even though Id prefer it if they werent so vignt and just rx their guard Its requirement was E-Rank. ssified as an ordinary low ss dungeon. Well, it seems that when I saved the C-Rank adventurers Uzoh and Muzoh, I announced the method to escape. Congrattions Rokuko-chan. You were given a name suitable for Rokuko-chans charm. Thank you so much, Haku Ane-sama! Haku-san was the first one to arrive with the news. She was gently caressing Rokukos head. Chloe-san was standing behind them off to the side a little, wearing the same butler clothing as usual. So, why are you here, Haku-san? I heard that your dungeon was made public, so I came to be the first to stay here you know? I rushed over to be Rokuko-chans inns first guest. Sorry, but Haku-san is the fourth. What did you say!? Three people have already stayed here? I wont be the first one then? Please stop, you can use our number one room. Please pardon us, youll be our suite rooms first guest. The suite room that is, its a room I just made to entertain A-Rank adventurers for now. The bedding in the suite is borate. It was a higher rank of the [Futon (5 DP)], the [Foam Mat (200 DP)]. Ibined it with a wooden frame I made myself with some high ss sculptures on it, turning it into a bed that overflowed with the feeling of luxury. Additionally, it has a [Duvet (100 DP)]. Its just amazing, I cant help but praise myself. I added some other pointless furniture for relief, like a light magic tool that looked like a candlestick. Theres even a curtain that covers a window I made with the potion bottles ss. Its pretty great. Moreover, there is a bath and restroom attached to the room. They were private stalls, not like an all-in-one you know? The bath was made of cypress wood, bringing about a luxurious feeling from the style of it probably. It also had a massage chair in the room. You could easily fall asleep in it after a bath with the included [Towel nket (5 DP)]. [1] You could even press a button to have a meal brought to you so that you didnt have toe down to the dining room to eat, our service is impable. I only made this so that we could say our inn can entertain A-Rank adventurers, but only Haku-san is going to use it! By the way, its fifty copper coins to stay the night in a normal room. Since meals have been set to cost quite a sum of money, the specially rated suite isnt my room. After all, with its cost people would be like, How the hecks an E-Rank adventurer staying there!? Its different if its just my reputation falling, but Id like to avoid suspicion. Dang it, I wouldnt have to worry so much if they didnt make that guild branch office, I wouldve stayed in the suite whenever there werent any guests! So, how much will it be? I dont count as a first customer that wouldnt need to pay money, so I assume Ill pay properly? Theres no such rule as that! Aah, we havent decided on the fee for the suite yet That rooms the best. I also helped making its interior you know Haku Ane-sama, how much do you think would be good for a nights stay? Oh my, I wonder? Im looking forward to it. Hmm, then Ill pay a fair price when I leave. Im thankful for that. Unfortunately, I dont know what price would be fair since I havent stayed at a high ss hotel. Oh yeah, we prepare A-Rank meals. The [Setting] is that Haku-san delivers ingredients to Rokuko with [Storage], so we look forward to working with you. I understand. Ah, of course, it will be another worlds cuisine right? Here, this is two gold coins for Chloes portion as well. Im looking forward to it. It wouldve been fine without that though well, its fine. ept what you can ept. Paying in gold coins I wonder how I should say it? This persons values are off. Well, theyre probably off by two orders of magnitude. Still, its a bitte to say it but I cant see the A-Rank menu we arranged to be worth a million yen at all. Maybe I should change the menu to a three course Chinese meal or a French styled full course after all? Footnotes: Like a snuggie nket thats also a towel, heres an image. Return Chapter 59 Inn, Suite Room 1 (Hakus Point of View) [Cave of Desires] was Rokuko-chans dungeons new name. It was decided on when Sias adventurer guild confirmed the information in the report. But still, she was already found no, she did it voluntarily. Well, in addition to that, the report also said that there was an inn. I thought that making the [Inn (400,000 DP~)] would take more time and certainly not be announced simultaneously with the dungeon I wonder what in the world they did for ie? A human farm? Hmm, its too early for that. Maybe they excavated some orichalcum? And so, I used [Teleport] as soon as I could to be Rokuko-chans inns [First Customer]. * Unfortunately, although I missed the chance to have the honor of being her [First Customer], I decided to stay in the suite. Incidentally, I was given the important duty of assessing a fair price for it. Fufufu, many inns have been built in the imperial capital. Furthermore, to say nothing of the top ss inns suites Ive stayed in around the kingdom for my duties, Ive also stayed in various inns as an adventurer. There probably isnt anyone more suited to this than me. Now then, I wonder if I can get a hot bath without needing to wait? Though you could perfectly clean your body with Cleanup, it feels great when you wipe your body clean with a cloth dampened in hot water. Although such a service cant be expected in a cheap hotel meant for low rank adventurers, but something that calls itself a suite room should be able to. Ahh, um, sorry. Oh my. I cant? A demerit right away then? Good grief, if you dont properly improve your service, itll be hard to call this a suite There is a bath in the room if you want hot water, so please use that. Use it as much as you like. Huh? A-as much as I want? There is a mechanism with leversing out of it attached to the bath for that. Did the [Inn] have a room with that function? Maybe there was an option to enhance it If its just the suite, the expenditure would be lowered. As expected of Rokuko-chans master. Yeah, other than the suite, you can enter the hot spring as much as you want. Theres even a hot spring? Its our main attraction. A [Hot Spring] would cost DP separate from an [Inn] I wonder how much they spent? I dont consider it that expensive, but it seems theyve splurged. If I recall, a normal room is fifty copper coins. As for entering the hot spring as much as you want, I wonder if most of the costs went towards that? I wonder if I should have stayed in a normal room? So then Haku Ane-sama, Ill show you to your room! Rokuko-chan led me to the suite room This service is worth the one gold coin oops, I shouldnt allow my opinion to affect the reasonable price. Rokuko-chan stood in front of the room she took me to Hmm, its not a normal wooden door, but surrounded by iron ting? Its also has a lock. I wonder if it was broken at one point and they reced it with a dungeon door? Thats probably it. Here it is! Take you time, Ane-sama! When I opened the door, it was bright inside. The sun was shining. There was fantastically carved wooden furniture, as well as a bed. There was also what looked to be afortable chair to sit in. Hmm, what country is this engraving style from? Perhaps from another world? There was a clock on the wall. Having a clock was convenient, it was a particrly expensive magic tool. There is a bell that rings in the town, but theres no way you could hear it out here. And the window where the light was shining through is that a sheet of crystal inserted into it? It looks like you can even shut out the light by shutting the cloth next to it. Indeed, in this case this suite might just pass. Oh, theres also a restroom with a bath in it isnt there? I almost forgot about it. Lets give it a look. The bath was made of some kind of wood. However, there was no hot water in it Ah, these are the levers? Theres an exnation written. I see, so this one is hot water, this one for water When I tried it out to experiment, hot water came out into the bath Isnt this a little hot? Ah, you can turn on the water one as well. Chloe, what do you think? Isnt this room wonderful? Its even better than the kingdoms hotels suites. Even I didnt expect this much. For now, lets sit down on the chair. This chair is veryfortable, it feels great. Haku-sama, it says this chair is a magic tool called a [Massage Chair] It seems that it will massage you when you ce a copper coin into it. Hmm? Try putting one in. When Chloe put a copper coin into it, the chair began to vibrate. Wha-wh-wh-wh-wha-what the heck is this!? Faaah! Haku-sama!? A-are you alright!? I-Im fine, ah, this, amazi fuah feels so gooood Ahh I think I could fall asleep just like this Ive been working hard recently so that I coulde to this inn ahhh * When I woke up, Chloe put the cloth that was next to the chair on me Hmm, this chair feels very good. Even though its light and isnt that thick, it feels warm. This chair, I wonder if they wont finance it. Around ten gold coins I havent seen a magic tool like this before. It might be particrly valuable, troublesome I wonder if fifty wouldnt be enough then? It sounds like you liked it quite a lot? Yeah, its very good ah, I slept through meal time. I wonder if its fine now? If I remember right, they said itd be brought if I pressed the button in this room. There is a button on the wall with a cover over it so that it wouldnt be pressed on ident. The cover is unexpectedly made of crystal, isnt it it doesnt look like theres anything holding it together, I wonder how it was made? Was it made just for this? At any rate, I pressed the button. For a moment, it sounded like metal was striking against something. What kind of mechanism is this? Did an [Inn] even have this kind of option? After a while, well, after three minutes, there was a knock at the door. They prepared the food quickly. Perhaps, did they use DP for it? Haku Ane-sama, I brought your meal! Please enter Rokuko-chan! When I opened the door, Rokuko-chan was pulling a rack with dishes on it. There were three dishes on the serving rack. They were covered with a metal covering so I couldnt see what their contents were So theyre properly using covers, this is also a high level thing Our countrys suite bring meals bare. Oh my, I wonder whats in these square containers? Ah, there seems to be drinks inside as well. There is a spoon and a straw attached to it. Wait, crystal sses? To freely use it for that because of that, I can see whats inside it, lets see green? Theres something white floating halfway up it could it be a potion and potato mix? Thats somehow an amazingbination Ah, oh my. Three? I-I wanted to eat together with Haku Ane-sama cant I? You definitely can! Rokuko-chan, leave it to Chloe. Sit, sit. M-mm, I cant. Chloe is also a customer today. Rokuko-chan diligentlyid out the dishes on the table. Drops of water were appearing outside the ss Probably from using ice magic. It looks fairly cold Well then, lets go~. Yeah~, ta-da~! When Rokuko-chan removed the cover, there were several things on each tter. Puttingpartments in the tter to serve multiple things per dish a novel idea. Fufufu, isnt it amazing? Lets see, these are [Hamburgers], this is [Naporitan], and these are [Fried Prawns]! These long narrow things are [French Fries], this thing with a g in it is an [Omelet with Rice Filling]! The soup is [Corn Portage]. Ah, right right. This green drink is called [Ice Cream Soda]! Its a drink, but its also a dessert, the white stuff on the top is a delicious cold food called [Vani Ice Cream]! Try and drink it before it melts okay? [1] Hearing Rokuko-chans exnation, I immediately readied my fork. [Hamburger], un, its meat. Its not a steak, but its a meat dish. Moreover, its beef? Theres even a superb mushroom sauce over it. [Naporitan], its a pasta. It looks like theres tomato sauce on it? It leaves a distinct sensation on your tongue. [Fried Prawns] I wonder if this is sea food? Just how did they cook this? A dish from another world [French Fries], theyre obviously potatoes. I think Mm, the crispiness feels great. It feels the same as the [Fried Prawns]. Potatoes are easily obtainable, so it could be cooked so long as you knew the method to cook it. [Omelet Filled with Rice] seems to be eaten with a spoon. Some tiny grains spilled out of it covered with tomato sauce and eggs corn? Hmm, its not bad. But whats the g for? [Corn Portage] is sweet and warm, the vor is relieving. Its the high point. The sd is also pretty good Ah, but this [Mayonnaise] is quite a thing. We dont need to eat to begin with so we dont need to forcibly eat Ah, Chloe is eating it? Yes, Haku-sama. Hooh, [Mayonnaise], this is can I have yours if you dont want it? I didnt say that I wouldnt eat it you know? Hohoh, [Mayonnaise] is wonderful. Its taste harmonizes when eaten with vegetables, so thats the condition? Chloe seems to have liked it too, I wonder if I could get some of this? However, even if you purchased these dishes with DP, you still need to arrange each food after getting them. It could be called time consuming, but it is much easier than starting from nothing and needing to make it from scratch. My assessment for it this time is that its not appropriate to score it as a dish made by DP. In that case, considering the time needed for each dish un, its probably already worth a gold coin. I dont even have a rough idea of how much time is needed for another worlds cuisine in the first ce though. The stuff left in the corner is [Pudding]! Its a very tasty dessert with a cherry and cream decorating it! Hmm, this is also a dessert? Come to think of it, cream is a luxury good that is asionally made at the imperial capitals farms. The cherry I wonder where its produced? Wakoku I think? Wakoku? Thats far to the east To reproduce it, there would be quite a shipping expense Yeah, so an A-Rank adventurer like myself is directly delivering the ingredient through goodwill, thats the [Setting]. Things time stop in [Storage] after all. But it feels like a gold coin might be cheap after taking that into ount. Ah, this [Pudding] is delicious. Its so sweet and bouncy, like its trying to melt in your mouth ah, that was dangerous. I almost forgot myself. And then theres the [Ice Cream Soda]. I unintentionally kept it at a distance because of its potion-like green tint, but Rokuko-chan rmended it, so I have no choice but to drink it. Its a drink thatbines [Melon Soda] and [Vani Ice Cream] to be a dessert is what I was told, but what in the world is this thing? Oh, theres a cherry on this too. First Ill try drinking the [Melon Soda] with the straw, itadakimasu!? Sweet! And theres a tingling sensation inside my mouth! And its so sweet! What kind of violent beverage is this!? The drink has that tingling sensation like some kind of sake. But since its cold it feels a lot stronger. And then theres the melon vor that wafts into your nose, and its so sweet. This [Melon Soda] hits with quite a punch! Please try to eat the [Vani Ice Cream] thats on top too, Haku Ane-sama. Its started to melt a little, but it tastes the best you know? O-okay Using the long and slender spoon that seems to have been added exclusively for this ss, I scooped up a little of the [Vani Ice Cream]. When it entered my mouth, it felt very cold. Then, I tasted a sweetness that exceeded the [Melon Soda]. However, it tenderized like it was fresh snow because of the heat of my mouth, spreading out as it melted. After the [Vani Ice Cream] melted, its sweet savoriness spread through my mouth. The dairy texture felt amazing Ane-sama, did it suit your tastes? Yeah, very much so. The motion of the [Melon Soda], the stillness of the [Vani Ice Cream] a drink with opposite extremes, no, this dessert, I was toyed with by it. In the end, the melted [Vani Ice Cream] and [Melon Soda] mixed together it feels like I caught a glimpse at the truth of this world. A gold coin for these? Too cheap. Footnotes: Naporitan is a Japanese pasta dish simr to spaghetti. Return Chapter 60 Inn, Suite Room 2 (Hakus Point of View) I sighed in admiration. Truly that was satisfying. Fufufu, Im honored to hear that from Haku Ane-sama! My inns A-Rank dinner is my pride. Hmm, with those contents, calling it simply an A-Rank dinner feels a bit insipid. Rokuko-chan. That collection of dishes, is there a name for it? It would be sacrilegious to just call it an A-Rank dinner with those contents. [Stu] No, thats not it umm, its the [Avarice Meal]! It answers the desire of [I want to eat a lot of delicious food], so thats it? To give arger sense of satisfaction, it gives a great diversity in small amounts. What a wonderful naming sense. [Avarice Meal] is it? Quite a good name to go with [Cave of Desires]. Right? Oh, Haku Ane-sama. Is it fine if I take your g. Im collecting them. Oh my, its fine with me. Here. I took out the small g that had been ced in the [Omelet Filled with Rice] and passed it to Rokuko-chan. Taking the opportunity, Chloes as well. When I took a closer look at it, the pattern on it was different. I didnt understand what they were for when I was eating, but I see now. Theyre collectibles huh? To go so far as stimte the desire for collecting things, incredible. So Haku Ane-sama, have you entered the hot spring? It feels ama~zingly good! I havent given it a try yet Right, its been a while since Ive been in a hot spring. Theres a bath in the castle, though. Theres a bath where Haku Ane-sama lives!? Amazing~! Oh my, but isnt there a hot spring here? Were the same then. Ah, thats right! Fufufu, Im the same as Haku Ane-sama~ Rokuko-chan looked delighted as she smiled cheerfully. Just seeing her melted my heart. Want to enter the hot spring with me? Haku Ane-sama. Oh my, that sounds good. A hot spring hmm, good, really good. Although having a personal bath in your room is also good, having arge bath to go together with Rokuko-chan is better after all. We just finished eating, but we decided to head there immediately. Ive even used the indoor bath made by the hero, so Ill teach you the proper way of using an indoor bath. The proper way! Im looking forward to it! * It was a splendid bath. You really dont wear bath clothes in an indoor bath? Oh my Rokuko-chan, are you getting dizzy? Your face is turning red? Still, bathing wear is worn in the public bath in the imperial capital. But this is a hot spring, a bath made by Kehma-san, a person from another world. Its probably correct to conform with the other worlds manners I was able to see something wonderful. However, there was another person there and we werent able to be alone. It wouldve been just the two of us if that human didnt exist yeah, Ill just reserve it next time, fufufu. Ill enjoy myself next time Ie. So then lets get some sleep Does Rokuko-chan want toe with us? Ye~s. Come to think of it, we havent slept together up till now. Though dungeon cores dont need to sleep to begin with. We only have a pseudo-human metabolism It does speed up recovery from fatigue, though. When we went back to our room, Chloe was alreadyying in her. What is this child doing. To go to sleep and leave her master alone moreover, still wearing her butler clothing. Chloe? Ha!? H-Haku-sama! With a single word, she suddenly jumped out of the bed and onto the floor into a [Seiza]. That pose (seiza) is a time-honored method of apology handed down, the first step to a [Dogeza]. Well, its fine, sleep is necessary for you. Please forgive my rudeness! However, its fairly unusual for Chloe to make a blunder. I wonder what caused it? In truth, I decided to check to see how good the bed Haku-sama would be sleeping in was, but its a wondrous sensation and before I noticed it, I Hmm it seems to be enchanted. If its the cause of a magic tool or something I dont want to think about Chloe, a subus, sumbing to a charm though. Subi are specialists in charm and so advanced in it they shouldnt be effected by them. Chloe, feel free to continue sleeping on that one. There is another bed after all. Yes, thank you. Heeeh, thats unusual. Its the first time Ive seen Chloe like that. Well, the beds certainly do feel good though. Rokuko-chan pped the bed Chloe was resting on just now with her hand. Despite how strong it looks like shes hitting it, the sound is soft isnt it? I also slowly touched the bed. Gently, my finger sank? What is this? Cotton no, its not? I pressed my palm into it without thinking. It was soft, and yet stic oops, I almost fell into the trance as well. I moved away from the bed for a moment to look at it. It was decorated with some tasteful engravings, it seemed to also have worth as a work of art. Just by being a design from another world, its probably worth around fifty silver. I myself kind of want it if thats about the price. But still, with this thin cover to sleep under, wouldnt you get cold? Oh my. Its warm the temperature from Chloe, who slipped out of it, still remains. Contrary to how thin and light it is, it has excellent heat instion. Hmm, I could see why Chloe would lose herself in this. Its in a subis nature to be particr about their bedding. Haku Ane-sama, itd be too hot to sleep with two people under this cover, so heres a [Towel nket] to use. Saying that, Rokuko-chan brought the cloth that felt good from over by the [Massage Chair]. I could get used to this. Perhaps Kehma-san doesnt want to start a fight? Ane-sama, here, here~ Stepping into bed before me, Rokuko-chan opened a ce for me toy and pat it I felt an indescribable happiness that couldnt be expressed in words. Comfortable feelings arose in my body that caused me to tremble. I entered the bed as Rokuko-chan invited me to, and like close sistersin truth, we really are sisters with good rtions, at least I think soand cuddled. This will be an unprecedented happy sleep. The bed felt amazing, but honestlyying down together with Rokuko-chan was the most important part. Dungeon cores do not require sleep. However, I havent had the ability to sleep together with Rokuko-chan until now. Despite making it so that gods vanguard wouldnt find her, for her to live a life like this Well, what I want to say Kehma-san has my gratitude, maybe. Well, for now. I will absolutely never forgive you if you make Rokuko-chan sad, you know? For sleep like this, even one hundred gold coins wouldnt be enough w-well, this is different than the lodging expense assessment, so many I should give a tip as a special? Maybe I should directly pass Rokuko-chan some DP to have some pocket money. Chapter 61 One Night of the Suite: Results Twenty-five gold coins. In the morning, Haku-san took out a pouch filled with gold coins and sat it down with a thud. Huh? This is the worth of one nights stay in the suite. Twenty-five gold coins per night per person, fifty coins for two. One copper is one hundred yen. One hundred of those is a silver coin, ten thousand yen. One hundred silver coins to make a gold coin, one million yen each. Fifty gold coins. Fifty million yen. Certainly, having Rokuko act as their waiter would have increased the value a little bit, as well as induce them to enter the hot spring together, but that shouldnt make the price fifty million yen for a night. However, Haku-san put another thirteen gold coins on the counter. And this is for the meal it was one gold but that is too cheap. I know your situation, but with those contents you could even normally take ten gold. At the lowest you should take at least five gold for it. The difference is Rokuko-chans portion. Five million yen for a single meal!? [DX Kids Meal (10 DP)] and [Cream Soda (8 DP)] for five million yen thats some extreme intion. Rather, no matter how I calcte it our profit is over 99% Well, even though I want to get as much as possible, I dont want to get something I dont deserve. Even though I added in the DX level to the [Kids Meal] for peace of mind since Haku-san was eating it, this price If I recall correctly, Ichika also said it would be fine if it was priced at five gold, but to sell something worth a thousand yen in Japan for five million yen its really bad for my heart. Im just a lower ss citizen. Not someone that would rip you off. Theres no way I could ept that much Do you not trust my assessment? Thats not it! It isnt absurd either, Ill gratefully ept it! Feeling enough bloodthirst that my spine felt like it was freezing, I straightened myself in a salute and agreed. If Haku-san, who was at the top of empire, said it was twenty-five gold coins per night, then that would be the correct value even if it was unjustified. If thats not the value beforehand, thats what itll be after. This isnt something to joke about. If someone doesnt know the price of a good, the money that people pay to buy it bes the actual value. If someone with the title [Empires Top] or [A-Rank Adventurer] says thats the value, other people can only say, Oh I see, so that was the value. That tendency was especially strong for works of art. Since I asked Haku-san to evaluate the price this time, it should be fine if I just say that Haku-san guarantees its worth. In other words, [Twenty-Five Gold Coins Per Night] and [Five Gold Coins Per Meal] were correct cost assessments decided by Haku-san. To make it any cheaper would be to distrust Haku-san you could say it would be like me provoking her. Since you dont agree, I will tell you how I came to this result. Ah, s-sorry For the first reason, even though the price you could set the prices to go along with the amount of DP used, for things like transportation costs and technological expenses it feels as though that would omit every cost rted tobor. For example, the cherry from that country to the far east. It was a fruit that could only be found in Wokoke, it would cost fifty silver coins to eat a single one in Sia. Because it rots quickly, the time-space magic [Storage] is needed to eat it fresh [Storage] is more or less only held by A-Ranks, making it an A-Rank [Envoy Commission]. From what Im told, at cheapest those are five gold for a single trip. Looking at it that way, you need to add that into the cost of buying a cherry. Thats why they cost fifty silver each I see. I definitely didnt think about it like that. Oh yeah, even if you could get some bread for around one hundred yen in Japan, when you take into ount the transportation andbor costs, the price was only able to get down to one hundred yen after mass producing it. Setting aside factories, thinking about a world that doesnt even have the recipe, its value rising isnt strange, its natural. In this kind of a world where there are such things as half-baked dungeons and magic, mass production technologies never developed. Kuh, to think a copper was one hundred yen, was it a failure in my judgement being too simple? My standard for converting it to yen was poor, I was calcting it with my modern Japanese experiences. It also matched how much Ichika said the meal was worth. Ichika should have just spoken more forcibly wait, I shouldnt expect a ve to speak forcibly huh? Itspletely my bad huh. By the way, A-Rank adventurers are treated like aristocrats. They are even given actual peerage Thats one of the reasons A-Rank adventurers standard payments are in [Gold Coins]. It seems theres a phrase for A-Rank adventurers[Take out a gold coin despite buying an apple. Dont want change since its a nuisance.] It was a phrase meant to ridicule A-Rank adventurers ridiculous sense of value yep, I understand how extreme the intion is. Although, there arent many A-Rank adventurers. From what Ive heard there are around twenty of them even if excluding Haku-sans group. But even if thats the meal costs, you dont have to pay for Rokukos portion as wellah, no, I mean, to be able to offer you a dinner with your beloved Imouto-sama, I am extremely honored. Yes. I really do want to pay her charges as her older sister as well you know? However, you can say this is Rokuko-chans, the owners, home, right? I ampromising and treating this as just a special meal fee, understand? I understand, so please stop sending that bloodthirst over here, sorry Fufu, its fine so long as you understand Incidentally, for Rokuko-chans tip, I wonder if its better to pass it to her directly as DP? Y-yeah, thats right. Itd be better to do that. By the way, both Haku-san and Chloe gave us a daily ie of [0 DP]. I was hopeful since theyre both A-Rank adventurers, unfortunate. I guess its natural since Haku-san is a dungeon core, but why Chloe? I wonder if they dont give daily DP ie if they are summoned by a dungeon with DP? So, Rokuko-chan, say, Ahh? Y-yesh! And so, Haku-san had Rokuko prepare herself to be given DP. Its going to be another kiss scene is what I thought, but Haku-san stuck her index finger into Rokukos mouth. Nn, ku, nnn! Trying to pull away is no good you know? Ease your shoulders, rx see? Let it pour in. Nn, unn, faaah, nnn! Haku-sans cheeks were blushing as Rokuko, who was dyed crimson up to her ears, desperately sucked on her finger W-what the heck is this? After a while, she pulled her finger back out of Rokukos mouth. Slowly pulling away from her, Rokukos saliva trailed between her mouth and the finger. No kiss this time? Yeah. Since Rokuko-chans made her official debut as a dungeon as well, considering that other dungeon cores coulde to try and crush her, I think itd be good to have her be ustomed to other methods of delivery than between mucous membranes At any rate make sure you turn the tables on them alright? At times like that, she wont have to kiss other dungeon cores. Haku-san smiled. Oh, then Rokukos saliva covering your finger from her licking it with her outstretched tongue is unrted? I want to say that, but itd be bad for my heart if I carelessly said something like that and got bathed in that bloodthirst again. I wonder if you know? Theres another dungeon on Tsuia Mountain. You probably wont meet it too soon since its on the opposite side of the mountain though. Haku-san, you know saying something like that is a g right? A g? The thing stuck in the [Omelet Filled with Rice] from the [Avarice Meal]? Is that what you mean? No, never mind The heck, why am getting this really bad feeling? Chapter 62 The Eggs Identity Come to think of it, Rokuko spent 10,000 DP on an egg a while ago. We dont know what it is, but Haku-san probably does. Because of that, we consulted her about the egg that had grown about as big as a softball. I have no idea why an egg is growing though. Mysterious. This is it Haku Ane-sama, do you know what it is? Oh my, this is its the first time Ive seen one in a while, a phoenix egg their meat is quite delicious you know? ording to Haku-sans appraisal, it seemed it was a phoenix egg. And it seems that a phoenixs meat is delicious I wonder if phoenixes are all-you-can-eat meals? An existence who is like a mass of magical power even its blood is medicinal. Theres a lot of various uses for it, its not that useful as a monster though. It isnt strong? Even though it can revive itself if it dies, its basically just a bird thats on fire you know? Its considered a B-Rank monster when assigned for subjugations because its an unusual existence, but for simplebat even a solo C-Rank adventurer can hunt it. Hmm, so it doesnt look like I can make it into a dungeon boss. Maybe itd be fine if I just make it appear as a rare monster in the dungeon? Incidentally, it needs to be as hot as possible for it to hatch just putting it inside fire isnt enough. It wont die even if its frozen though. Even though its an egg, its still a phoenix. Furthermore, it looks like itll revive even if the egg is broken. How it does that is a mystery. It looks like a phoenix can only die of old age. Though since it seems that itll turn back into an egg when its old, calling it a death is questionable. A phoenix huuuh, thanks for telling us, Haku Ane-sama I want to thank you somehow, what should I do? Fufu, Rokuko-chans feelings are plenty enough Ah, but umm, the massage chair in that room I want it, but umm, is that no good? If needed I can pay with DP? Ooh, a business chance. Gotta increase its worth as much as I can. Aah~ so that~? Its just ticklish for me, not that pleasant Kehma, cant we just give it to her for free? Theres no way! Is what I want to say, but were constantly receiving help from Haku-san, so I guess its fine? Oh my, really? Im d. Haku-sans face was smiling, but there was something she wasnt saying: I wonder what your angle is? I returned the best smile I could muster. My face hurts. No really, its just our goodwill. If anything, please continue to favor our [Dancing Dolls Pavilion] from now on alright? Theres no need to even ask. And? Yes, and since it might trouble us after this Id like it if you could tell us about that dungeon on the other side of the mountain. Oh my, its simple if thats all. Haku-sanughed lightly and gave us information about the dungeon on the other side of the mountain. Its name is [me Cavern]. Its location was exactly on the opposite side of Tsuia Mountain. Adventurers had to be at least C-Rank to enter it. For information disclosure, they also needed to be at least C-Rank. Monsters that appear in it are fundamentally of the fire type. asionally there would be a ground type. Fire type monsters are things like a magma slime or red lizard. Well, that much could be gotten from the guild if you were at least a C-Rank adventurer. After that, Haku-san gave information that you couldnt get from the guild. Its dungeon core was a smander type. No. 112. Smander type huh. So it doesnt have to be humanoid. There arent many human types. Thats why I dote so much on Rokuko-chan. Eh. So this person was self aware that she doted on her? Also, it appears that the [me Cavern] had a dungeon master. Moreover, it was a dragon. It was originally a red dragon that built its nest on Tsuia Mountain and was now the dungeons master. Dragons like to hoard shiny things. Its sure to have a lot of treasure you know? No, more importantly, a dragon? So dragons can also be masters huh. So long as the person has intelligence, they are suitable for bing a master Or maybe the condition was something like having a name? Its not talked about often, the conditions for bing a master still arent well known. Come to think of it I still dont really know how I became Rokukos master huh From what she told me, once a dungeon core is attached to a master they cant attach themselves to a new master on their own. Ah, right. If you have a dungeon battle with that dungeon, dont use that rat strategy to win. Eh? Why not? That dungeons floors are fundamentally hot. Its not a problem if youre wearing boots, but its probably too severe for rats. At best their feet would be burnt after the first floor. I heard something good. I probably wouldve mass produced some roasted rats if I didnt know about this beforehand. Actually, I shouldnt assume that well have a dungeon battle. From now on I could just think about ways to not be at a disadvantage well, itd cut down on my sleeping hours right? I went to great lengths to be able to sleep for twelve hours a day recently. I obtained some rough information from Haku-san. At any rate, I was able to buy some very useful information. Im very happy about using that handmade massage chair to obtain this information. Although adventurers could get information about it, were E-Ranks right now and wouldnt know until we became C-Ranks. Besides, getting information on a dungeon master is definitely wee. Then again, I did say its on the other side of the mountain, so you probably wont meet them for a while. Haku-san, I cant take that as anything but a g! * In the end, Haku-san firmly hugged Rokuko, reluctant to leave her. We were able to obtain a lot of various things. Both funds and information. Ive thought this before, but Haku-san is like a bonus character huh Ivee to view her as a god of fortune. Should I pray to her? Chapter 63 Opening? It was decided that Rokuko could use her tip however she wanted It wouldnt be funny if I incurred Haku-sans wrath by using Rokukos tip. By the way, how much did you get? Around 100,000 DP. Wouldnt it have been fine to have just been a little? My heart just skipped a beat there. The number of gold coins given to the inn is sixty-five. Worth 650,000 DP when bought with DP, it would be 65,000 DP if I converted it into DP. We just got a massive amount, so I should just give up on Rokukos portion. I wouldnt hesitate if Rokuko used it for the dungeons sake though. If pushes to shove Ill have her loan me some, lets go with that. Well, that egg is a phoenix or something, but Come to think of it, can we try and see if the egg can really revive? Hopping aboard Rokukos proposal, we decided to break it then heat it up with a torch. Come to think of it, I wonder if anyone here knows the Vietnamese food called hot vit lon? The boiled duck egg variety. However, the contents of the egg contains a baby chick just before it hatches. Its ssified as a strange food. Weeell, its somewhat of a curiosity to me since neither eggs nor chicken meat are considered strange food but a mix of the two is, haha. Escapism aside, this phoenix egg had that kind of feeling. Looks like I started thinking about something else for a moment there before this is unpleasant Well, burning its body needed a bit of a guro warning. After that, particles of light gathered up around it and it revived back as an egg in ce. Furthermore, its carcass remained. It was so small. ording to Haku-san, it revives by forcibly gathering ambient mana. Lets try a second time to make sure Yep, it takes less than a second to revive after being burned, fast. And gross. Haku Ane-sama said this guy is delicious to eat right? Rokuko is considerably mentally strong. My respect. Eh? Ah, un, thanks? Any, now to make some hot vit lon not. Since a phoenix egg [Needs to be inside a fire to hatch], we decided to ce it on one of the [Mysterious Torches that Somehow Dont Burn Out] that lit the dungeon. This should be an easy way to care for it so its fine. It revived even when we dropped and smashed it. Though a phoenix egg and even its carcass can be turned into medicine and some raw materials its worth 0 DP if you try to exchange it as a treasure. It wouldve been worth so many points if we just kept breaking it though I think I wouldve made a golem that automatically kept breaking the egg if it was worth anything. Also, since shed probably get fired up about it, I kept Ichika from seeing (= eating) it. The egg would properly revive even if we trampled it. It wouldnt get us any DP though. * Several days after forgetting about the g. Two avera~ge E-Rank adventurers who came to conquer the dungeon stayed at the hotel and managed to hunt goblins on the first floor. Since they were weary of the ton of traps, their progress was slow. Meanwhile, while I was sleeping and using Meat as a hug pillow as usual, Rokuko jumped in. Bad news, Kehma! The tunnel made it through! Fuoh? Finally wait, hold up, it didnt make it to the other side of the mountain. T-thats why this isnt a time to sleep! Rokukos never woken me up from my sleep. This is the first time. Honestly, shes been diligent about me telling her to not wake me up unless its a state of emergency. Looking at the dungeon map, we dug up a cave somewhere. When I opened the monitor to see directly from the menu, it was a red cave that spread out. Hey, Rokuko this is A dungeon thats not ours. What should we do? Its probably the [me Cavern]. A single red lizard is as big as a medium-sized dog, its red tongue is definitely something you dont want to pick a fight with. Mm, dangerous for golems and eyes. Withdraw! Seal the hole! Ill spend DP to make a wall! Ah, sorry for the intrusion~. As though to say that, we pulled the golem back and started making a wall. Red lizards started rushing towards it instantly the wall made it just in time. Bang! Bang! The door started being beaten. Oh crap oh crap, it wouldve been a fight if we were even a little slower. Kehma. No matter how I look at it, the fight already started. Thats right, we avoided it but the fight did start. It wont be funny when the wall gets broken. Well prepare to intercept them while buying time. Deploy traps in the passage. [Bottomless Swamps] and [Spear Ceilings] then. The red lizards broke through the wall, diving towards the interception retrofitted golems that were installing the traps. However, the red lizards fell into the [Bottomless Swamp]. But that monitor lizard, while emitting a lot of hissing steam, just forced its way out without paying it any attention. While the golems held them back, the [Spear Ceiling] dropped from above, skewering the lizards and submerging them in the marsh. Good, they stopped moving this time. Alright, lets repair the wall now. Y-yeah. To remake the wall, we destroyed about five meters of ceiling and released it from our dungeon rule. It should be fine with this wait, whats that sound? A loud bang came from the other side of the copsed passage. Breathing fire, arge mass of red,rger than the red lizards from a moment ago, appeared. It was about half the size of the passage, which itself was around wide enough for two wagons to be able to just pass each other A wagon-sized monitor lizard d in mes burst through. While I was thinking, it dried out the [Bottomless Swamp] and blew away the [Spear Ceiling] with fire, running over and crushing the golems. [Uoooaaah! Where aaaare yooou!?] A smander. Wait, could that be the dungeon core? He talks with a deep yakuza voice. For now, lets try making contact. Since he was inside our dungeons passage, I could forward my voice to him. I called him using that function. Stop! Dungeon Core No. 112! [Ooouuu!? What, you know who I am you son of a biiiitch!? Mm? Whats this, now that I take a better look this is a dungeon isnt it! The fuck are you!? When I called out his name, the smander mmed on his brakes. Yep, looks like weve met the dungeon core. Hiiii!? N-No. 112 w-why d-do! You want to know!? [This meager voice, No. 695 huh!? Thats my line! The fuck would you tunnel into my dungeon fooor!?] Allow me to exin. It was an unfortunate ident, sorry, I apologize. [O-ou? Meek arent you!? Bastard, whore you, the dungeon master!? Show yourself!] Since he knows were the dungeon core and master, even though he probably wouldnt suddenly kill us, lets send a golem just instead just in case. [Aah!? So youre the dungeon master huh!? Wait, youre a golem!] Yeah, sorry, I didnt intend to invade your dungeon even if thats what it looks like. [Reveal your real body so I can kill you! No. 695 is a human type, how could a golem be her master hmm? No, maybe its because even the golem is human type? No no, golems are too stupid to be masters!] I thought I might be able to trick him for a bit, but looks like that didnt work. It looks like I could lead the conversation on he didnt suddenly destroy the golem either, so he probably wont suddenly kill me without reason. If it looks dangerous Ill just have Rokuko collect me whenever she thinks she should. So I resolved myself. On foot. It couldnt be helped, I couldnt teleport there since he was treated as an intruder. Though it was just a long passage with nothing in it, it took a while to walk down it. I was able to exit one hundred meters from it because thats where the goblin room is, so I was able to get there rtively easily. So, howre you going to settle this!? The smander roared. Well, I really was in the wrong here. More or less like how monsters can directly leave the dungeon core, a dungeon master can directly set up traps and facilities inside the dungeon. Theyd die if they let down their guard since the range is just around five meters though. Right, Ill apologize. To be specific Ill patch the hole. Also right, do you know about [Dogeza]? O-ou? [Dogeza] huh, of course! Its when you bow your head while in [Seiza]! Why did you ask? Ah, our talk will go faster since you know it. Theres another level that exceeds it, have you heard of the [Dogene] apology? [1] Hoou, this is my first time hearing that. So what kind of apology is it? Ah, I might be able to deceive him here. I dont particrly mind lowering my head, but just doing that might be a problem in the future, so lets try and trick him. Though its like Im picking a fight here, we got information from Haku-san about the [me Cavern] in advance. Its fine if I just stall for now. Although the [Dogeza] shows apology through bowing ones head, the [Dogene] apologizes by lowering ones whole body. Iyed a futon out on the caves ground while giving a suitable exnation. Oi, whatre you doing there? Hmm? The [Dogene] apology. Its a polite apology that takes time to prepare. Its polite to bring lots of food in preparation you know? Food? I dont get what youre saying! Prepare lots of traps to bring down your prey, get what Im saying by preparations now? I see! I get it. I then got into the futon, then spoke. This is the [Dogene ]! O-ooh! Certainly, apart from your head everything is covered From what it looks like, this smander seems to believe me. This guy is simple. Lets push it one step further. From here on, I will do the [Dogene] for seven days, five hours a day no, Ill do it for eight! W-what!? Eight hours!? Is that not enough!? Twelve hours then! Twelve hours, in other words, I will spend half of the day in this posture! With that, I hope that you can forgive me U-understood! Kuh, it couldnt be helped. Theres no way I couldnt with you doing that, huh heh, I wondered what kind of person No. 695s master was, to think youre so rational! However, Im the one saying it, but seven days, twelve hours every day youll seriously do it!? Great!! Yeah. I understand. Then, the smander returned in satisfaction. I dont know when helle back, but until then why dont I just continue this [Dogene]? In my room, that is. Footnotes: y on words. Changed thest syble of [Dogeza] into [ (ne sleep)]. Chapter 64 Stupimander [Thats just sleeeeeeeepiiiing!!!!] Blowing away the rubble that buried the passage, the smander reappeared. I got exposed on the fifth day. Took longer than I thought it would. But I really wanted to trick him after going that far. It was such a good excuse to sleep for twelve grand hours SYJ5Vmy When I sent the golem to meet him in the passage, I guess he thought I was pretty rational since I introduced myself obediently. Since I made a room midway through the passage, my [Preparation] this time was that I could teleport there. Its a lot easier than walking. Oi are you fucking with me!? Thats rude. I was being serious. So you think that [Dogene] is just sleeping? Unfortunate. I-is that so? Oh? I didnt expect that reaction lets try and trick him again. Yeah, to begin with, if you think [Dogene] is just sleeping, isnt a [Dozega] just sitting? UguguC, e-even so Even though I went this far to show my apologetic feelings, and even though I went through so much to patch up the wall EhC. Yeah, well, uhh What will you do to settle this? Mu-mumumu! The smander just obediently agreed to what I said. Simple. Very simple. Stupimander~ I-I get it. How about I go and repair my wall Just that? You wont do anything about scorning my heartfelt apology? Sorry. Well, its fine if you understand. I also said too much. Y-y-y-youre a nice guy huh. By the way Dungeon Core No. 112, has your master given you a name? Its hard for humans to keep saying Dungeon Core No. 112, so could you please teach me it? Yeah, its [112]. My master gave it to me, it means one hundred and twelve in draconic. It was tranted into [112] as usual. It is the draconic word for it after all. I see, thats a good name. But its hard for me to pronounce it I actually came from another world, so is it fine if I just parody 112? Oo! Whats the name? Ah, so it affects things like that too. I thought about these kind of things during those five days. Ontentoo. If you take one and twelve apart, then divide twelve into ten and two, you get one, ten, and two. Mesh them together and you have Ontentoo. What do you think? Hooh, I like it, call me that name. Ontentoo, formerly known as Stupimander, smiled in delight. Yeah, Ontentoo. Im Masuda Keima. Kehma huh, Ill remember it. Ontentoo then went back in high spirits. As expected of Stupimander, tricked him again. Yep, looks like naming that guy didnt overwrite the one his master gave him. * I thought something was off!! Then, Stupimander Ontentoo came back three dayster. These ones are pretty quick~. The party that was exploring our dungeon just got reced. Theres a D-Rank party and two E-Rank parties this time. They memorized the traps and were practicing against the goblins and golems or something. It seemed like the adventurers that came this time werent that interested in treasure. Thanks to that I dont have to go out of my way to rece the expensive treasures, so theyre saving me a bit of DP with that. Were also getting more guests at the inn. Rokuko is in charge of meals and Ichika is working at the reception desk. I went around the rooms using Cleanup on them. Well, I havent been doing that recently because Ive been busy with [Dogene]. Hahaha. Oh, Ontentoo. Wee back. So, whats off? My master said it! Youre lying to me! I tried out the [Dogene] so that I could demonstrate your apology, theres nothing difficult about it! Even master tried it out in human form, itspletelyfortable! He went out of his way to try it out? What a faithful chap. So a dragon can change into human form huh Ontentoo cant do a [Dogene] to begin with though. Its not painful for a smander to stay standing right? That much is natural, since the structure of your body is different from a humans. I-is that so? And wouldnt a dragons human form just mimic the appearance of a human? In reality, wouldnt their stamina be disproportional to a true human? Im a normal human, Id be troubled if youpared me to that. Id be burned if I tried toy down in the [me Cavern] you know? Ooh thats right too. To begin with, doing the [Dogene] is so painful to humans that they lose consciousness you know? Even I repeatedly lose consciousness doing it W-whats that!? So that was it huh Well, my opening my eyes would be painful when Im falling asleep! So, what did Ontentoo want me for? U-umuu I-I wonder? Youre asking me? I dont rmend that. Got it, looks like youre still dissatisfied I guess twelve hours a day of [Dogene] wasnt enough huh? W-what do you mean? Well Ill add another person, my subordinate, and have them do it as well! W-what!? Moreover, Ill restrain them myself, making it so that they cant move. A forced [Dogene]! What the! Hmmm, if you do so, that will be plenty. Kehma, your determination is firm. I understand. Ontentoo left yet again. At this pace hell be back in a day I guess? Well, as promised, I went back to sleeping with Meat as my hug pillow. As usual. * No matter how I think about it isnt the [Dogene] just sleeping!? Hmm? Oh, Ontentoo, you came back huh? So much free time~ Ontentoo came yet again one day after that well, he came the next day. On his head was a red lizard-tailed no, crocodile-tailed girl. You are? My master! Oh! So youre the bastard that kept tricking this ones Danna-sama!? [1] Isnt his master a red dragon? So thats a dragon tail huh. So Ontentoos her husband? By the way, this one purposely changed into human form since this ones original form was toorge to pass through, be thankful! My goodness, thank you very much for doing that. Yeah, good isnt it! Youre wee! The red dragon girl threw her chest out in satisfaction. So, what is dissatisfying Oku-sama? [2] Oku-sama yeah, this one is an Oku-sama! Right, 112!? Yeah, Oku-sama is my love. Redra, love youuu. Oi, dont just go and suddenly act out a y in my dungeon. Leave first. Ah! Thats not it, you kept cheating him! Guys like you Oh? That so? Oi Kehma! Whatd you do! Eeeh. I didnt do anything you know? Is that it? Theyre the type that gets fired up easily? This couple looks like theyrerades in idiocy! Footnotes: Think of Danna-sama as the husband version of Ojou-sama. Think of Oku-sama as the wife version of Ojou-sama. Chapter 65 Negotiations with the Red Dragon So, what could be dissatisfying Oku-sama? I thought that Id apologized enough with the [Dogene]? O-Oku-sama ehehe ah, thats not it! Is that [Dogene] thing seriously an apology!? Oh, straight to point huh. Her head might not be so bad. Going to the point of lowering ones entire body and not just their head, there is no higher form of apology. Oppositely, what posture does Oku-sama take as a form of apology? Mu umuu, now that you say it, thats right this one lies down and shows her belly or something!? I see. So isnt the [Dogene] much the same? Huh!? How!? It is the same posture. However, for you to still not believe my apology is sincere despite me going this far I am saddened. N-no, its not that this one doesnt believe you I wonder if hanging my head and looking at my hands was a bit much? I decided to show her some charades, but that red dragon reacted like she did something bad to me. As expected of Stupimanders Oku-sama huh. Is that sooo, so if you really believe me in truth, I dug this tunnel so that we could pass through the mountain from our side, is there any way we could work something out? Not possible! Oh Oku-sama, so in other words you dont believe me No! Thats not it! Mmm, Tsuia Mountain is mostly this ones dungeon to begin with! You cant open a path through it! The red dragon looked flustered when she refused. Hey, wait a second, what did she just say? What do you mean by Tsuia Mountain being mostly your dungeon? The mountain. Its all this ones dungeon! By that, I guess she means all of it is the [me Cavern]? I cant picture it too well so lets make a model. Taking out some leftovers from when I made the y golems, I formed it into the rough shape of Tsuia Mountain while referring to the map. Oh? Thats Tsuia Mountain! Youre good with your hands! Thanks. Lets see, so if this is Tsuia Mountain, how much is the [me Cavern]? About this much! About eighty percent of what the y represented. Half of a little less than the twenty percent remaining was the size of our dungeon right now. It really is just the edge of Tsuia Mountain. [me Cavern] is pretty huge. It wouldve been hard to dig a tunnel without knocking into it. Or rather, how long have you been making a dungeon in our mountain!? Oooh, thats a question for our dungeon core Rokuko, how long~? [Eh? I dont know exactly, but I think its somewhere around ten years?] She replied back. Ten years huh~ Since around ten years ago. Weve been here for around five hundred years! We were here first! Well, thats why shes No. 695 ah? Now that I think about it, No. 695 wasnt that one a human type? Ontentoo was thinking about something that seemed trivial Setting Stupimander aside, lets try some negotiations. Oh fellow master of negotiations show me your skills! Theres no way I could pass a tunnel through? No, it looks like you extended the cave this far by chance, but any farther is impossible! This one wont let a single rat pass through her dungeon! Could you part with just a little so that I could build the tunnel? Id be fine paying in DP. Ou, 500,000 DP for it then! That much because there are things to move if you extended this cave straight ahead! 500,000 DP well, I dont think itd cost that much to move things around. Also, overwriting territory, wouldnt that have to be payed for as well? In other words, shes overcharging me? So brazen despite being Stupiwife! Even so, I cant hand over 500,000 DP. That so? Though itsing from this one, its a pretty great price! Hmm, that might not be the market price for exchanging territory, but I dont know. I probably wouldnt learn even if I asked Rokuko, so its impossible to say if paying 500,000 DP for it is actually an unreasonable amount of DP. Although I want to drive down the price, this red dragon seems like an honest person. It might actually be a reasonable offer. Oh,e to think of it I just got a few gold coins huh? Would fifty gold coins work? What use are gold coins? Youre stupid huh, it cant be used if its not DP! The red dragon refused with a smile. So its no good huh. It wouldve been great if I could pay in gold. No, wait a second. Dragons should love shiny things, lets try actually showing it off. I took out a single shining gold coin and held it in my right hand to show it off to the red dragon. Hahaha, 10,000 DP for a single gold coin such a was O-oooh its this awesome!? Hook, line and sinker~~~! When I slowly moved my hand back and forth, the red dragon followed it with her eyes. She looked to the right when I moved right and to the left when I moved left. Shespletely captivated by it. Ah, still though. My opponents still not sold on it huh? I took out a silver coin and polished it till it shined and held it in my left hand. Ill give one silver coin for every ten gold coins if you sell now. Wha! T-thats, heeeh, really!? Really! I would never lie! Moving the silver coin in my left hand in a circle while I said that, the red dragons whole face followed it. Alright time for onest push. B-but, hmmm? Oh, Oku-sama, are you still not satisfied? Thats fine, then as a one day special, today only, I will add this service! Today! Right here! Only if you agree to ept the fifty gold coins as 500,000 DP! In addition to the extra silver coins, you will receive as a present this crystal knight figurine! Uoooh!? The moment I put the transparent and shining crystal knight figurine on the table, the red dragons eyes opened wide. [1] The crystal knight figurine was twenty centimeters tall. I made it with mana potion bottles. T-this is its like it could move at any moment! Wonderful! It really could move if I wanted it to. Its a golem after all. It sparkles and reflects a ridiculous amount of light since it was something made for a dragons interests. The red dragons eyes were sparkling so much that they wouldnt lose to it though. This offer only stands only if you give an agreeable response right now. A-alright! Isnt it great 112!? As though she were a child pleading for a shiny toy, she pped her hands against Ontentoo, who was thinking about something in a daze. Aah? Wait, right now, feels like I forgot something serious. Muuu, hurry up! This one cant get that figurine if we dont answer right now! Aaah, cant be helped huh. Ah. I remembered!! Ontentoo suddenly raised his voice to a roar. No. 695 is that No. 89 the [Betrayer]srade isnt sheeeee!!! Roar! Fire expelled from his mouth. Haku-san, this dungeon core is calling you a [Betrayer]. Well, you do hunt other dungeon cores I guess. Footnotes: To be sure, the table referenced is figurative. Hes referring to [The Offer]. Chapter 66 The Second Dungeon Battle Eh, s-so this one cant get the knight figurine then? No! That [Betrayer]srade is an enemy! Enemy! Thats a long word! Whats it mean? Please say it in draconic! Enemy means [Something You Should Trample]! Enemy means [Something You Should Trample]!? This one is itching for a fight! Oi, thats what [Enemy] means in draconic? As expected from the strongest kind of living creature, they look down on things with all they have. Weve been negotiating with them about territory though! This one wants that knight figurine you know!? This one wants it by any means! Yeah Oi Kehma, what now? He just called me an enemy and now hes asking me. Make up your mind already, oi. Is it that? Was the masters absolutemand used? Something like [Hurry up and get it] or [By any means]? Oi oi, Ontentoo. Im not your enemy you know? Dont say something lonely like that. That was for that dungeon core. You, Im pleased with. So that was it. Im also pleased with you, you know? Youre simple to talk with after all! I also want her to have the crystal knight figurine. That doesnt mean for free though. Really!? Youre a good guy after all. So, what to do then? It cant be territory. Hmm. Its easy then. Well have a dungeon battle for it then. If we lose, well give the fifty gold coins and freebie silver coins, as well as the crystal knight. In return, well get the territory if we win. We wont need to negotiate since the match will decide it if we do that. Sound good? Hooh well that should be alright. But doesnt our side have the advantage? For that, I want to propose two irregr rules. Irregr rules. For example, like how the victory condition in the dungeon battle we had against Haku-san was to touch the dummy core rather than the dungeon core. First, you would be devoting yourselves to defense rather than offence. If you can hold out, its your win how about one day for the length? Hoh, a defensive battle huh. But our dungeon is very deep. Conquering it in one day is impossible. The dungeon certainly is five hundred years old, so there are quite a few floors. Thats where the second rulees in Our dungeon has five floors right now. So for [Equality], itll be our win if we can advance further than the fifth floor. Sound good? Ooh, that would make it equal. Fine then. Well give you territory for this tunnel if you can win. No, thats not equal at all. You could easily invade beyond the fifth floor in a dungeon battle with half a day. Id have a full day along with being able to fully concentrate on invading. Additionally, Ive been making preparations for the invasion in advance for a while now. Itspletely my advantage. While were at it, yeah. If you can touch the dungeon core on the bottom floor this one will give you half of Tsuia Mountain. She said that, getting caught up in the moment. Even so, even Stupimander Ontentoos eyes opened wide in surprise. Wha!? W-what if they actually did it!? Whatre you saying? Theres no way they could make it to the bottom floor in a single day you know? Y-yeah! Of course. A day huh oi Redra, you sure? Isnt it fine!? I just want to get that figurine you know!? Along with dealing with the [Enemy (Something You Should Trample)] we also get the gold and silver coins, arent those only good things!? They dont think that theyll be defeated at all. But theyll get the territory without paying the gold coins if they win right? Theres no way this one will lose with equal conditions! Then the conditions are fine I guess? Yeah! So, lets do it, how about right now!? Honestly, right now? Well, its not like I couldnt. But itd be bad to rush it if I want to make this a certain win. Our dungeon will need to prepare Well then, it will be after a week. Ooh, that sounds good. Then, well head back. But its fine for me to have that figurine right!? Right!? Please take it. I grinned. * So, can we win? Rokuko asked me that as soon as I returned to the inn. I answered while patting Meat, who always rushes over to be my hug pillow, on the head. Whatre you talking about, Rokuko? The oue is settled you know? Eh? How? Rokuko tilted her head to the side, confused. Looks like she hasnt noticed yet still naive? While showing Rokuko the map, I exined it to her. Our easiest victory condition is to get past the fifth floor of the [me Cavern]. They said that. How about you, Meat? Do you get it? I asked Meat, who was watching the negotiations along with Rokuko. Although Ichika was working at the reception desk and wasnt here, she probably wouldve grinned from understanding me if she saw it. As for Meat, she answered after thinking for a moment. Umm, the figurine? Eh? What about the figurine? Oi, Meats pretty clever. Better than the dungeon core. Because that figurine, its Goshujin-samas golem right? Then, its an ally Eh? That thing, didnt you give it to them? I did say they could take it, I dont recall giving it to them though. But you said it was a present? That was only the case if they epted the gold coins for 500,000 DP. Its a different story now since they didnt go for it. It may be a heartless pretext, but it still belongs to us. It wasnt a present. And seeing as its my golem, its obvious that itd be under my control. Its part of my forces. Even if shes the one to put it in a treasure room, it doesnt change the fact that one of my men made it past the fifth floor. If things go well, we might even be able to touch the dungeon cores main body. If by some chance Im wrong, as in if the treasure room is above the fifth floor, itll already have been carried pretty deep down. Our win is decided. How? I can confirm where it is on the map and can see and hear through the golem. There wont be any problems since weve snuck a troop into their innermost floors, is something wrong with that? Really. Uwaah, so cruel. P9owThk A general once said: What is war? Something where victory or defeat is decided beforehand. I agree with it. But thats just ast resort. If possible I want to win without letting the crystal figurine golem getting exposed That way, we can eavesdrop on their conversations whenever. That way we can have an overwhelming advantage over them from now on. Kehma, your face says youre thinking about something bad youre reliable! But to the end, [Ill do it if I can]. Ill do whatever I can if I cant win through normal means. I even want the crystal figurine golem to touch the dungeon core without being exposed if it can. Since Ill be using special golems from now on, maybe I should [Unveil] it soon? Getting half of Tsuia Mountain might be enoughpensation for using my trump card. Its fine even if we just win the tunnel part. We dont need the mountain to extend the dungeon down underground Well, whatever works. I stopped thinking about it since it was getting troublesome. Lets just focus on the most important preparations. That is, winning however we can. Chapter 67 Information Gathering (Eavesdropping) Alright, have to go do the [Dogene] today as well~ Kehma has it hard huh, having to do the [Dogene] every day for twelve hours even. Well, Meat not working while shes being a hug pillow just makes more work for me though. Hmm? Rokuko doesnt want to work either? But the golems take care of most everything, you just need to take out the food right? I wasnt thinking that the golems were reliable enough to do it themselves you know. Really. Putting on the specially made gloves and shoes y golems made for the inns odd jobs, I cleaned some dishes with [Cleanup] while making sure to listen to what Rokuko and Ichika said. Meat can use [Storage], so its alright for me to not bring people food. No, itd be weird if Meat worked in the dining room to begin with since shes a hug pillow. Right? Yes! I am a hug pillow! Her doggy ears perked up and her tail wagged while she gave that great answer. You really dont want to work huh. As expected of my hug pillow. When I stroked her head so that I could hold and feel her amazingly good feeling doggy ears, she closed her eyes and her body quivered. Mumumu then properly praise me too! Hmm? You truthfully have my thanks for everything you know? I wouldnt be here if Rokuko wasnt here. Thanks to bing a dungeon master, Ive gotten more time to sleep than when I was in Japan. I dont even have to worry about food because I can buy it with DP. Ill be relying on you from here on too, Rokuko. T-that much is normal! Fufun, well Im fine even if I dont rest! Rokuko left in a good mood. Being fine even if you dont rest huh. Thatd be seriously dreadful. Theres no way I could stand that. * Well, that guys pretty good huh! Yeah. If only they werent with that betrayer The dungeon master of the [me Cavern], the red dragon Redra. And Dungeon Core No. 112, Ontentoo. The two were currently talking about their two neighbors that suddenly made an appearance. Also gave me a new name, Ontentoo huh. Eeh, but this one likes the name she gave you better! Haha, looks like its hard for humans to say though. Well, the name I got from Redra is more important. You saying that makes this one happy! Youre this ones lovely Danna-sama after all, [112]! Redra called Ontentoo [112] in draconic, but unless you knew thenguage you would probably just hear nothing but roars if you didnt have a trantion skill. Although it was a hard for humans, Redra could speak it fluently even when she changed into human form. But this crystal figurines so cooooool with its sparkles isnt it!? Fuehehe It is, though Ill have to go through some trouble now. Seeing Redras face cken from obtaining the treasure shed set her eyes on, Ontentoo let out a small puff of me in satisfaction. Yeah, were doing a dungeon battle. Have to show signs of a [Transition Phase]. A [Transition Phase], ording to what was taught to other dungeon cores before, dungeons would drive the obstructive humans away during a dungeon battle. That way, even if the structure is entirely different after the dungeon battle, they wont question it. Ontentoo was aware of that. Increasing the amount or traps, somewhat narrowing the passages, increasing the amount of monsters and the appearance of monsters that didnt normally appear were all signs of a [Transition Phase]. Even so, it was a convenient cover story for a dungeon battle. Then again, the origin of the rumor came from Dungeon Core No. 89 the [Betrayer]. Ontentoo couldnt figure out why she started it. He was just impressed that there were people that fell for something that was too good to be true. Now then, how about adding more traps and monsters? Hey hey [112]!? Its this ones turn to do it right!? Yeah, make sure to do it properly yeah? No problem As for Ontentoo, he just wanted Redra to summon monsters. Even if she was the dungeon master, she was his dear wife. Then again, since she herself said that she [Wanted to rage], he hesitated. In truth, this [me Cavern]s biggest strength was the boss, Redra. There wasnt a reason for her to not make use of her. Since the boss room is going to get made on the fifth floor, wait for them there. Well lose if Redra is defeated ye know? Itll be fine, this one is an authority on dealing with small fry! Kakaka! Redraughed cheerfully. Seeing the way she looked, he couldnt imagine her being defeated at all. Kukuku, youre having fun. But that Kehma fellow, his face said he had some kind of n Well, at worst even if we lose hed get to the fiftieth floor, theres no way hed get half the mountain yeah? * All of that was happening in the [me Cavern] and was seen by the crystal knight golem. I see, so the boss room will be on the fifth floor and the fiftieth floor, huh. I see, so the crystal golems mark is around there. Muu, I wonder how many traps were added. I dont know that well since the number one hundred and twelve is moving on the menu. Concerning the menu, only I can see it unless I decide to show it, so I understand. I didnt expect that much to start with though. Ah, by the way, this video is a recording. In reality I was asleep when this happened. I was unconscious due to the [Dogene]. I had to lie face up, face down, and even turn sideways. I was really busy after all. Busy. Kehma, can you win against a dragon? Well, I dont know since Ive never fought against a dragon. I have a n though. Even if the dungeon itself is somehow made countermeasures, the dragon doesnt understand them at all. Maybe the air-headed red dragon is just that strong? Well, our win is decided so lets just rest. I dont have to renovate this time, so its fine to just take it easy with the preparations. Suggesting for this to be a defensive battle was the right call after all. Chapter 68 Second Dungeon Battle Onset of War [Oh, Kehma. Good with your preparations?] Yeah, Im good any time. [Kuhahahaha! I like your spirit, human! Come to where this one is fast okay? You dont have any time to waste!] T-theres no point in shouting you know!? It was the day of the dungeon battle. I was standing next to Rokuko in the master room. Meat and Ichika were also together on standby Eh? What about their inn duties? Yep, Ill know it if a guestes into the region surrounding the inn and dungeon, so its fine if I just forward them to the dining room before they arrive at reception. Theres also my trump card of having the golems serve them. With the fight being the splendid length of a single day, theres no beating this perfect situation. I was thinking about that while en route to sleep with my indispensable favorite pillow Most of all, it seems that mutual dungeon core battles can potentiallyst for a few days. A day is aparatively short-term decisive battle [This is thest confirmation. The battle is one day, there will be no offensive movements from us for twenty-four hours, just defense. If I win, we get fifty gold coins, five silver coins, and the crystal figurine. If Kehma wins, you get enough of [me Cavern]s domain to pass the cave through.] Oi oi, youre missing the victory condition. When I exceed the fifth floor I win if we reach the sixth floor or beyond, in addition [Forgot about that. If you manage to touch the dungeon core on the bottom floor, well give you half of Tsuia Mountain. So, sound good?] Yeah. Dont forget that okay? By the way, how far down is yourst floor? [Hahaha! Foolish, you think Id tell you something like that? But dont worry, its not three digits.] Concluding the confirmation of our victory conditions, I asked Rokuko and them if they were ready with their preparations. Goshujin-sama, the golem corps, are ready, whenever. Ya made em to be ready whenever uuuuum, were also good. The golems were left to Meat and Ichika respectively. Our main war potential this time is the golems. I got a hold of a lot of materials to use after all still as expected though, strength in numbers. Even if I summoned the rats theyd just die in vain this time. So then is it fine to start now? [Yeah, go for it] It wasnt really disorganized, but that signaled the dungeon battles start. Its good enough, though Im the one saying it. At any rate, our dungeons spaces connected to each other. Tsuia Mountains crater that served as the [me Cavern]s entrance and our [Cave of Desires] fourth underground floor room that no adventurers ever came to connected. Since we connected at a spot that wasnt the entrance, we could do the dungeon battle without having to close the dungeon Conversely, we would immediately lose if they could attack us. Thats the starting position precisely because were able to one-sidedly attack. Incidentally, that crystal golem was put away and locked up in a treasure storage, so we cant use it. And so, we were about to invade with the method Ive prepared for some time now. So Ichika. Open the door. Roger that~ * Its been one week since the agreement. Today is the long awaited dungeon battle. (How did I do it before?) Ontentoo was trying to recall, but stopped. That wasnt something to think about now. Attacking is my specialty He muttered. This time was a defensive battle. His first dungeon battle in this format. The human would attack their defenses, but this was the first time hed heard something like that being done for a dungeon battle. That guy came up with something interesting. 112! Is it this ones turn!? Though it was obviously unreasonable for them to reach the bottom floor, they might unexpectedly easily be able to get to the fifth floor. Aaalright, lets see your fighting spirit, Redra!! Yeah! This one increased the number of red lizards to ten times the usual for today! The passages are overflowing with red lizards! Overflowing huh, the red lizards arent just overflowing in the rooms, but in the passageways as well. All the same, theres probably a bit too many. However, Redra is my wife and its fine to let her have fun. Well its probably just the right amount if were bashing our monsters against each other [So then is it fine to start now?] Yeah, go for it With the spaces connected together, it felt like the signal to start with Kehma just now felt a little t. If I remember correctly, its usually something more. Like starting it with vigor and giving it a roar I think. Mugugu, this ones fighting spirit was dampened This ones interesting. Its a praiseworthy achievement if his goal was to weaken Redras spirit. However, there was no sign that anything entered. The time limit is one day, theres no way he could take his time for twenty-four hours. Is that alright? But, I withdrew that idea at once. Arge volume of water flowed in from the other side of the open passage. Huh!? Water flooded into the passage like a tsunami. The water hit the [me Cavern]s hot walls and floors, steaming The water washed away the red lizards as well. Huuuuuuh!? It was an unbelievably extreme sight. This is a volcano. The entrance is normally the top of a mountain. At best the only water that would get it was a bit of rain. However, enough water poured in to fill the passage Our vanguard, the red lizards, were washed away in a group by the waters momentum. The water flowed through the dungeon, reaching the stairs to the second floor with surprising swiftness. The red lizards were drowning, knocking into walls, and pummeled by other red lizards. The green dots signifying allies were decreasing in number fast. W-what just happened!? What in the world is this!? Ha, hahaha the heck? And yet, this tsunami shows reactions from the enemy. When Ontentoo looked at the monitor to see how many, well, it showed that the whole surface of the map was painted in red. In other words, this water making its way through was bad. It passed through the second floor already and reached the third floor. The time that had passed so far hadnt even been thirty minutes. ( To break through the second floor this fast wouldnt he even be able to make it to the fiftieth floor within the twenty-four hours? Kukuku, theres no way!) In truth, at the rate of breaking through two floors every thirty minutes, theyd get to the ny-sixth floor. Almost double the number. However, that doesnt mean he can keep going like that. Ontentoos actions were precise. He opened a tunnel that lead outside the dungeon so that this water (enemy) wouldnt pass the fourth floor. He couldnt remodel a floor with an enemy on it. Hed already given up on the third floor. The water promptly reached the fourth floor, but this time it flowed towards the outside of the dungeon. Arge amount of red lizards also flowed out. Kukuku, whatll you do now Kehma? Oi, Redra! Eh, ah, huh!? The heck was that for!? Kukakaka! Just letting you know they broke through the third floor! Go to the boss room, theyll be there soon, show them your spirit! Eeeeh!? Isnt that too fast!? Send them back if theyre almost dead, dont kill them on ident yeah? Just show them you [Exist]! Y-yeah!! Redra teleported into the boss room on the fifth floor while flustered. * Whats this, so vulgar What do you mean what? Its water. You know, the foundation? Foundation!? That is, the summit only had a single entrance and exit at the top, so it should be appropriate to pour water into it. Moreover, it would rather be a discourtesy if we didnt pour water into a fire-type dungeon. I already came to this decision when we heard the information about it from Haku-san. And so, on dungeons first floor I set up a perfectly secret room with a [Water Source] installed at its ceiling. Then when the battle began, I opened the door and poured it all out. It wasnt just normal water either of course. I mixed in water fleas. Terribly reasonable price of a set of one thousand of them for 1 DP. Since this world doesnt have microscopes either, they probably cant even see them mixed in the water. Theyre extremely small so its hard to use them that easily. They cant move freely and I cant even use them as eyes. However, they showed up as allies. Mappingplete. Though I made some ball-shaped water golems and threw them in just in case, they were just destroyed on impact when the water knocked them against T-junction walls Water golems are weak if they arent wrapped in something. However, Ontentoo reacted quickly. He opened a tunnel to drain it out of the dungeon. However, I expected that. Now then, I didnt use itst time, but the second wave this time is invasion by the golem corps. Rokuko, Meat, Ichika. n B is a go. Are preparations finished? Sure thing! But n B? Seriously? Yes, ready anytime. Meat-senpai is frank as always but lets give er a go. Hearing the three answer, I nodded. Alright! Golem Army Corps, forward!! Chapter 69 Second Dungeon Battle Pursuit Anotherrge group of hostile reactions appeared on the map. When he took a look, it was a group of golems. However, it wasnt the kind of golems that Ontentoo knew of. ! Oi, the hecks with those golems, theyre armed! [H-huh!? Youre saying theyre armored golems!?] The golems wore stone armor and helmets, carrying shields, swords, and short spears. And moreover, they appeared to be moving in a systematic rectangr formation. It was like they were human troops. He couldnt see what was inside it, but they were even carrying a wooden box. Ontentoo though that it might be be something good to reproduce. Hahaha! Thats amazing, its the first time Ive seen something like this wait, huh? However, as soon as half of the golems appeared, they changed directions and started to head outside the dungeon. Huh? Whatre they thinking? Huh? Are the golems running away from the enemy? Ontentoo tilted his head to the side, but since half of them had already infiltrated the dungeon, he had the red lizards that escaped from the water assault before face them. Although the majority of them had been washed away, there were still approximately the same number of them left as there usually were. However Tch, even so, theyre hard to deal with. Theyre cooperating better than humans unskilled at cooperating. They stopped the red lizards assault with their shields, skewering them with spears. Even if they breathed fire, the golems in the back row blocked it with their shields. Theypletely blockaded against the main force of the red lizards. Then, in the blink of an eye although it was slower than when the water first appeared, they urately suppressed their way up to the stairway with the shortest route possible. An additional group of golems appeared when they suppressed the route. Their bodies also bearing stone armor, they moved to takemand. They advanced through the passage that was being defended by their golemrades, simrly suppressing the second floor. Kuh these guysre nuisances the magma slimes ran away because of the water, and if the red frogs fight against golems, their toxin thats their main fighting potential wont even burn them! For a fire-type dungeon, theirpatibility against a group of golems was hopelessly bad. (The red minotaurs could do it at least) He sighed, but they were set up to first appear on the sixth floor. But if theyre just attacking the front huh!? New intruders showed up. However, they werent at the entrance. He looked at the fourth floor on the map. That was where hed cleared a hole to remove the water earlier. A group of armored golems entered from there. Wha so thats where that detached force went!! Hahaha, so that was it! The rest was a feint huh! If walls were broken by enemy forces, it was possible to mend them even if there were intruders. However, it wouldnt work on the hole hed opened himself. It wasnt possible to close up when there were intruders. There was also the remains of the water showing as hostile reactions. Although he might be able to deal with the water if he used all of their capability, thered just be a second wave of water if he did so. It couldnt be helped. He might have been able to think up a better n, but the magnificent feint caught him like a fish. From now on, that hole would be a shortcut that could skip the first three floors. Furthermore, even though this next group of golems that came in were lightly equipped, they were carrying something. It looked like snakeskin Connected to the other side of the dungeon, it zigzagged many times as it extended. (What is that thing used for? And just how long does it extend?) The golems were still carrying it as it stretched on the way. This group of golems took a roundabout way outside. (The heck are they doing?) Although the group of armored golems invaded into the fourth floor they didnt move. It was like they were waiting for something to arrive even when Ontentoos side attacked to repel the invaders, they blocked with their shields, short spears, and swords. Like that, the golems that stood still were joined up with by the golems carrying the thing that looked like cast-off snake skin. What the heck!? Anotherrge group of intruders showed up. They werent golems. He couldnt see them at all. However, the snakeskin thing that was being carried by the golems showed a change. It had been t until then, but was now starting to swell. Then, the intruders began to run through it (Perhaps, it might be the same as that water from before?) It temporarily left the dungeon, before arriving at the fourth floors hole. When he looked, they were pushing soil together where they were, making sure that not even a small amount of water could leak out from there. Hah, hahahahaha! This guy is fast! Ontentoo was in a pinch, but he renewed his fighting spirit with a heartyugh. * The water continued to pour through the hose using the difference in height. The things being poured were water fleas. Ah, though I called it a hose, its more like one from a fire engine. It wasnt to the point that the second wave would sh flood the dungeon, but it could still flood the dungeon. Well then, its n B, but lets hear your guys impressions. When our opponents made a hole to drain the water, the water poured out through the hole. The hole was closed up then youll do it again if they make another hole farther down, right? I think its awful! It doesnt take their feelings into consideration at all you know!? As expected of Goshujin-sama! Kinda brutish~ By the way, n A went with the pattern of going straight down without it being drained. n C goes with the pattern of the water beingpletely stopped so that wed have to entirely stop trying it and go we a head-on assault. Though n A was ideal no matter how you look at it, wanting that to be the case would be a bit selfish huh. Its just though we bought the fire engine hose with DP, it was still expensive. I used part of the 100,000 DP for it. Itd be profane to trade the gold coins in for DP, so I borrowed some from Rokuko using the gold coins as coteral. Interest free It was the most expensive thing this time. I could think of it as being a waste on this fight which is already a sure win, but its probably eptable. I mean, I wanted to submerge them in water not. It was a necessity to reach the lowest floor. We could quickly capture floors by repeating the flooding. Besides, its probably not wasteful since we could reuse it at the inn I guess? Yep, yep. A fire engine hose might be alright to sell as a general good well, its fine. Its convenient. Rather Goshujin-sama, ya dont need me at all? Isnt it kay to just attack from the outside? I left Ichika with the golem force meant to attack and gain control of floors one by one starting from the first. Isnt it fine to just get experience? Well, yah but isnt it better to leave and reenter from the closed hole? Right. Go ahead and try that. Sorry. Youre insurance for if n B doesnt go well. Youre not something unneeded. You were just consequentially unneeded. The rat scout force discovered the remaining red lizards. Im sending golems for a preemptive strike. Ooh, Ill leave it to you, Meat. Furthermore, now there are rats scouting outside the dungeon. They were brought in the wooden box, set free outside the dungeon. Kehma, a new hole opened up. On the fifth floor. Moreover, its at the boss room. As expected, defeating the boss by drowning it didnt work huh. However, even though they came up with a countermeasure, I didnt give up. By the way, the boss room looks like its a boss room. We cant advance farther if we dont defeat the boss. It doesnt look like even a single drop of water could make it through the door inside it. In other words, theres no choice but to defeat the red dragon here. Its a very bad game when what looks like thest boss of a fifty-floor dungeon appears on the fifth floor. Even bad bncing has its extremes. So then, its dragon extermination now huh? An armored golem peeked through the hole. [Gyaaaaaaoooooouuuuuu!] Immediately after that, the vibrations were transmitted to the monitor. Then a white light. Then nothing. The other golems saw what happened. It was dragon breath. The incredible heat covered the armored golem, instantly melting it Just how hot is that fire to be able to melt stone equipment!? [Kakaka! Hows this ones breath!? It can even melt their stone bodies you know!? Well well, it looks like this ones breath is a little hot for your puppets!] The red dragonughed in triumph. Her body was overflowing with power, enough to make us recognize her existence as a strong person. It wasnt something you would imagine from her form when she was together with that Stupimander. K-Kehma? C-can you win!? No clue. Seriously, I have no idea if we can win against this thing known as a red dragon. However, weve already won this battle. Lets give it a shot. Chapter 70 Second Dungeon Battle Boss Round One [Gaooooooooo!!!] The ground shook from the red dragons roar. The dangerous and intimidating feeling transferred through the monitor. So this is the thing known as a dragon huh. Sorry Goshujin-sama, I wet myself. I mightve as well, that dragon [Cleanup]. Hyafu T-thank you. When I used [Cleanup] on Meat, she became clean. I wonder if Rokuko and Ichika are alright? A red dragon is somethin at a level that even an A-Rank adventurer party would need a scapegoat to just barely win. Theres nothin wrong in E-Rank adventurers like Meat-senpai and Goshujin-sama wettin themselves. Is Rokuko-sama kay? Im fine, I can use [Cleanup] myself after all. Looks like Rokuko was no good. Well, back to the topic at hand, we have to deal with that red dragon somehow. Nothing to do but to give it a shot. * Kakaka! In the end, youre no match for this one! Melting the golems with her breath, Redraughed loudly. [As expected of Redra, but be careful yeah?] 112 is a worry wort! Cant you see, theyre gone in a single hit! Although she was indeed surprised when the water flowed through their dungeon, there wasnt any damage since it was only to the extent that the floors were a bit wet after Ontentoo made the hole. However, the water had hostile reactions. Redra inclined her neck, wondering what the heck was going on. (Slimes no, this many of them? Something even smaller something that can fuse with water?) Then, Redra felt the presence of a new golem, breaking her train of thought. Wha, how many times does this one have to waiC o-oi!? Wait a second! [Huh? Whats wrong, Redra uoh, this guy] Redra, who started to breath fire, stopped and swalled it back in a panic. Ontentoo wondered what caused it, but understood when he saw the golems that came in. The golem was holding a crystal figurine instead of a shield. O-oi! Thats, can this one get that if she wins!? Its a pair to the other one! [Hahaha! You cant use your breath, such a detestable guy.] The crystal figurine would also be destroyed if she used her breath. It wouldnt be an exaggeration to say that she epted the dungeon battle because she wanted the figurine, she never thought one would be used as a shield. Ku, then if I use my ws directly! Redra tried to crush the golem directly with her ws. However, a dragons huge ws couldnt perform fine adjustments. Her ws were suited for mowing down enemies all at once, she didnt think she could pull off a stunt like defeating the golem while leaving the figurine (shield) unharmed. Gauuu She was stumped. She couldnt fight it. She growled to threaten the enemy golem. If it was a monster that had animal instincts, it wouldve lost strength in its legs, threw away the figurine, and ran away. The golem that held the crystal figurine pulled out a sword and used it to sh at her. Not even bothering to avoid the attack since itd just be warded off, she dared to ept it. Kachiiin!! With a strange sound, Redras scales were damaged. Uoooh!? A magic sword!? She retreated a step in a panic. However, the crystal figurine was almost dropped by getting caught up with the tip of her wing. She folded her wings in as much as possible, trying to make sure it didnt break. Ugu, this is tricky! The golem approached again, holding up the figurine (shield). Redra retreated again. She didnt want to injure the precious treasure. That was all she thought about. Mmm, what can I do wait, huh? She had stepped backwards in order to retreat, but she noticed that the floor had started to flood unnoticed. The water was flowing about. When she looked, the hole made in order to drain it out was being closed with golem hands Likely, this was that same kind of water that had hostile reactions from before. Crafty! She inhaled so that she could use her breath on the golems that were blocking the drainage, but the golem she was running away from beforehand cut in front of her it was holding the crystal figurine. !! She once again swallowed the breath she was about to unleash. Fwoosh. Heat that she didnt gulp back down leaked from her mouth. Then this one will just use her ws to break the passage! [Oi dont do that Redra, thats outside the boss room. If you leave the boss room they can break through the floor.] So long as the boss was in the boss room, it was even airtight. On the other hand, if there was no boss in it, the water that had a hostile reaction could flow into the following floor In other words, the fifth floor would be conquered and it would be their defeat. Having said that, Redra still wasnt able to attack her enemies, it wasnt a situation that they could let continue. Although it was feasible for Redra to just run away for them until the day is over considering her specs, she grew impatient and shouted. What should this one do!? Do anything 112, this one definitely cant fight! [ Aah, cant be helped] And so, Ontentoo, who was Dungeon Core No. 112, absolutely had to answer her request. Even if it meant defeat, it wasnt much of a problem. * [Oi Kehma How about a trade?] A transmission came from Ontentoo while we were stalling for time transporting the set of dragon goods A trade huh. Depends on the contents. What do you mean by trade? [Give us that crystal figurine. Then, you can pass the fifth floor.] In other words, theyre fine losing if they get the crystal figurine. That kind of thing. [Incidentally itd be great if you didnt use a trick that kept Redra from being able to attack.] Giving you the figurine to past the fifth floor is fine, but Im hard to please Itd be better if you didnt interfere with us getting to the final floor. [Ah? Aah In that case youd fight Redra. Thest boss room is no good. Everything else is fine.] Eh, can I? I only wanted to say it though. Rather, it felt like something was a bit off in that statement just now. Is it because of the absolutemand rights? [Its a lot better than making holes on each floor of our dungeon to keep it from flooding. Well settle this with a do-over at the original boss room to decide the battle. How about it?] I see, looks like getting flooded is quite a hard thing. In truth, itd probably be a serious matter for their monsters if they got flooded. Then do not obstruct us from here on until the boss room. Release locked doors and traps. Therell be a one hour intermission. [Alright! Tradeplete. Oi Redraaa, one hour cease fire!] And so, we restarted with strangely advantageous conditions. * Gunununu Oooi, didnt you say do anything, Redra? B-but we lost the dungeon battle sorry, 112! For this one, you Redra was being unusually meek, but Ontentoo justughed it off. Whatre you saying? I mean, we didnt really lose out. Didnt you get the crystal figurine? But now they can head up to the forty-ninth floor without us resisting Think youll be defeated? Kehma wouldve somehow gotten there from the fifth floor anyways, dont mind it. Moreover, in truth, the dungeon wouldnt have just been cleared if the water attack continued. It would have flooded every floor, dealing a great deal of harm to the monsters and traps. It was clear that the repair costs alone wouldve exceeded 500,000 DP by itself. That being the case, since we agreed to fight in good spirits, wasnt the negotiation a win? Redra can be counted on after all. Un this one will do her best! Yeah, Ill leave it to you, Redra. You could probably even fight them at full strength for the entire day right? You love it after all. Un! Redra was back in high spirits. Ontentoo patted her head in satisfaction. Chapter 71 Second Dungeon Battle Boss Round Two, Conclusion Guided by red minotaurs, the golem corps made their way to the stairway. The red lizards and me hounds I could see in the surroundings werent interfering. Seriously surreal. [Redra is eager, hurry up and get there with the guidance yeah?] It was said in a way that made me doubt if thats what he really meant. Maybe he really doesnt mean it and its due to the absolutemand rights? Following them, there really were stairs. Moreover, they were newly constructed stairs made to continue down directly. The stairs are more like a mansions than a dungeons it took around an hour to get to the forty-ninth floor. Even their hospitality had a limit. Though he did say it was better than being flooded. Theres still a bit more than half a day left. I guess that means Redra will be fighting the entire time? Red dragons seem to have the ability to be able to fight with their firepower for more than a day. Being able to shoot their breath foreverthough they need to inhaleis beyond cheat. Still, my knowledge about dragons is from Rokuko. ording to her: Particrly among dragons, red dragons specialize in their physical offensive ability! Haku Ane-samas white dragon was only defeated since it was an all-purpose type. But, but, Haku Ane-samas white dragon is Like that, Rokuko spoke about dragons while adding uselessly excessive things. Dreaming of summoning a dragon like Haku-san had, looks like she just heard things about them from Haku. If she liked it so much, couldnt she have just summoned the dragon with the 100,000 DP? Eh? She doesnt want a sub-dragon, but the strongest kind? Hahaha, how much DP would that take? So, their weak points? Touching the scales under their chin seem to make them mad! Even doing it is hard though! Rokuko spoke with a self-satisfied look what a useless person. In the end, I still dont know its weak point that well. Haku-sans [They love shiny things] information turned out to be the most useful. As expect of Haku-san, our dungeons god of fortune. Hey, he said it was fine to go to the boss room, but whatll we do about the dragon in the end? Can we defeat it? Frankly, it doesnt feel like it. Or rather, we dont need to win against the dragon. Eh? Whatll you do then? Did you forget about our trump card (crystal golem)? That guys in the floor below this boss room. Im saying that due to the result from the trade a moment ago, all of the locked doors even the treasure warehouses is wide open. Get it? It was our [Trump Card] because wed only use it as a [Trump Card]. We had [Flexibility] if we didnt use it. In this way, the curtains raised on our second bout against the dragon in which we hadplete victory promised to us. * Gaaaaaaaaah!!! Wielding all of its power, the red dragon filled the boss room with plenty of its strength. Redra moved her head to the side while exhaling a breath. With just that, many of the armored golems bodies were partially destroyed. However, the parts that were destroyed were immediately reced. Kakaka! Good, good! This ones been looking forward to this! Redraughed in a good mood. When she swung her tail whileughing, the hands and feet of the golems behind her were blown away. She even broke the wall. Although the rooms floor melted into magma by her breath, Ontentoo immediately repaired it. Nooow, dance, dance, dance for this one! Perhaps the golems storages would be exhausted, or perhaps wed run out of time at any rate, it didnt feel like Redra would exhaust herself. At the very least, shed be able to fight at full strength for a day. Red dragons were very resistant to heat, their special characteristic being that of ruling over fire, so breathing out mes the whole time wouldnt burn their throat or mouth like other dragons and could just continue as much as they wanted to. When it came tobat, they were the strongest. That was what a dragon was particrly, this existence (boss) known as a red dragon. Consequently, very few people have challenged her throughout the years. Thats why shes fighting with such abandon after such a long time. She was enough to invade and fight as many countries as she felt like, but Redra didnt have the hobby of bullying the weak. Besides, it might also be her work as the dungeon master and her husband, Ontentoo, and hesitated parting from Tsuia Mountain. So because of those things, she was having a lot of fun even if her opponents were simply golems. She couldnt help enjoying herself. However, it looked like the magic swords that the golems wielded were also able to damage Redras prided scales. Even damage piles up on a mountain. Though it was be hard to do anything to her when she was paying attention, damage would properly umte when she let down her guard. Its good. A proper [Opponent]. Kuuu~, its irresistible! Theres still a lot more right!? Is there enough to let this one enjoy herself!? Just gathering enough equipment for the golems costed a considerable amount of DP. Thats why Redra was worried about how much inventory we had to let her enjoy herself. And while such things were happening, a new golem appeared. It had an egg about the size of an ID card in its hand. ( Whats that for?) Redra wondered. Bringing food? Let me roast it! Goou! A sorching breath attacked the golem with the egg. However, the golem didnt melt. Rather, to be more urate, although the stone armor and helmet melted, the golems main body and the egg were intact. What!? This one has never seen a golem like that!? It was kind of white, kind of yellow about the same color as the egg. Now that its armor and helmet were gone, the egg was hard to see; like it was camouged. Well, no time to talk! She attacked with her ws this time. As expected, the golem was even crushed into tiny pieces however, as for the egg, it was thrown before it was crushed. It was aimed at Redras mouth. Using the height of the inhtion that was followed by a breath, the egg was splendidly thrown into therge opening. Ogu!? Redra unintentionally swallowed the egg. However, the egg suddenly stopped while going down her throat. Mugu!? ! As if it grew hands and feet, the egg stopped in the red dragons throat. (W-what is this!?) It didntpletely block her respiratory tract. Even though it was big for an egg, it was still too small to block a red dragons throat. However, she choked a little. The egg moved about in her throat while she thought about that. Following the stream of air inhaled, it entered the esophagus then, the organ that shot her breath. It arrived at her lungs. Uuu, geh, this feels, bad o-ow, what igii!? Kashiiina de grew from the egg, sticking into her lung. GahC, aaah, gaha!? Feeling them for the first time in more than a century, Redra writhed in [Pain] and [Suffering]. Even though dragons had strong bodies, without their scales inside their body, it wasnt worth talking about how much damage would be dealt. Only the stomach was special. Nothings supposed to get into your lungs to begin with. Coughing up blood while breathing desperately, she forcefully ejected the egg from her body. Gu, gefu w-what the heck was that She had swallowed adventurers and attacked from inside her body before. At those times it was no where near this painful. To begin with, dragons are generally able to digest even swords and armor that they swallow. Just getting stabbed by a sword wouldnt affect a dragons stomach in the least. So thats what Ontentoo meant gu, pe! She vomited out the blood that had collected in her lungs. The wound was already blocked up. This task was aplished by the vitality of a dragon. There probably arent anymore!? But when Redra looked, many golems had circled around her, each one carrying an egg As expected, even Redra paled at the memory. U-uwah!? She immediately destroyed each golems egg. She kept herself from using her breath so that they wouldnt be thrown into her mouth, going so far as to close her mouth and stop breathing entirely. When all of the golems and the eggs were destroyed, she inhaled deeply. Ha, haha, what the heck, thats all of them When she thought it was over, Redra lost strength in her wings. When she looked at the ground for some reason, one of the eggs had fallen there. ( Missed breaking that one?) ! Bam! She crushed it under her tail. With this, its do Right in front of Redra, beads of light gathered, and the egg revived. Wha!? What is this!? Bang! She destroyed it with her w. However, it revived once again after several seconds. Hiiii!? She once again crushed it in the same way. Revived. Crushed. Revived. Cruched. Revived. Crushed What the!? Whyyyyyy!? Uwaaaaaah! In a half-crazed frenzy, Redra continued to attack the reviving egg. * Alright, nows our chance. Since Redra waspletely the eggs prisoner (in a deep meaning), I activated the crystal golem to try and look for the dungeon core. I dont know how much time well have until the hostile reaction appears though. Hey, Kehma. Isnt that my [Phoenix Egg]? Its alright, as you can see itll just keep reviving. By the way, the eggshell golem was made from collecting the phoenixs eggshell, but it obviously didnt get its revival feature. However, the phoenix egg is raised in fire, so I experimented. What I found was that it could withstand even thermite reactions (a chemical reaction that reaches 3,000 degrees Celsius by igniting metallic oxide and aluminium). It didnt even leave a burn. Well, I made a fully automatic egg-breaking golem. Even so, there isnt much left over after extracting the insides, so the amount of egg-type golems were limited. The strategy this time was egging her. I thought about using the issun boshi strategy at first, but I didnt think wed be able to damage the stomach at all. So, my goal was shifted from her stomach to her lungs. [1] Each and every egg type golem was equipped with hands and feet, as well as having a magic sword golem inside them that I ordered to attack lungs. I also ordered them to hide their hands and feet when they were outside the body. However, the egg golem is light. If a dragon seriously breathed out, they would quickly be blown away. ordingly, I gave her a bit of a trauma. I decided to have her endlessly attack the reviving phoenix egg. After her lungs were attacked, I surrounded her with golems that each held an egg where one was the real phoenix egg. They would throw the egg golems into her mouth if she wasnt panicking. My n was to give her a trauma The results are obvious. Vulgar. Quite a thing~ I heard Rokukos impressions before I asked her for them. But in truth, it wouldve been awkward if she was killed by identally exploding her lung. Itd be horribly bad if they sought revenge, I wouldnt be able to sleep quietly if we werent on good terms with our next door neighbor. I cant sleep if they bang loudly on our wall after all. Because of that, I made it so that they wouldnt go to the point of her dying. Ah, the dungeon core is here somewhere Manipting the crystal golem, I looked around outside the treasure warehouse. To say nothing about other room, the stairs leading up to the boss room on the fiftieth floor was open. Come to think of it, Haku-san also put the core on the other side of the boss room in the [White Trial] huh. It went up the stairs step by step. Then, with the room from the boss room still firmly closed, there was the white and shining dungeon core. I see, so after the boss room was the dungeon core, and after the dungeon core was the treasure warehouse even further inside. Thats a splendid pedestal. However, if its just that tall even the crystal golem can climb it. Thrusting its small sword into the pedestal like an ice pick, it climbed upward. And then [Oi Redra, pull yourself together! Oi, o ooiiii!? What is this guy!?] Touch~ Using our trump card (crystal golem), we seeded in touching their dungeon core. Footnotes: Issun Boshi wiki link. Chapter 72 The Trap The day after the dungeon battle, I met with Ontentoo again. It was to talk about how to deal with the aftereffects of the fight. Looks like he wasnt able to talk to Redra yesterday until he eventually calmed her down. Hahaha, as expected of Kehma, that was a golem? Outwitting us with that crystal golem, it was the first time Id seen one that small. Youpletely fooled me. He didnt seem to worry about his loss as heughed it off. Well dont you think it was unfair? What, theres no reason to be upset over something I didnt notice, right, Kehma? Well, yeah. I just figured the only hope we had of winning against a dragon, particrly yours, was a surprise attack. Kukuku, you could have killed Redra there, so thanks, Kehma. Even though youre rted to that betrayer No. 89, Im fine being your ally. No. 695s too I guess. Though it was hard to tell with his lizard face, Ontentoo grinned. So then looks like its time to teleport ording to the promise, the way for your cave is yours. Hmm? Wait, wasnt the deal half of Tsuia Mountain? Ah? You that was if your touched the dungeon core on the lowest floor you know? Right, and I touched it with the crystal golem yeah? When I said that, Ontentoo responded Whatre you saying? Dont you know that our lowest floor is the fifty-first floor? with that. I touched the dungeon core on the other side of the boss room. On the fiftieth floor. And on the lowest floor, the fifty-first floor there was only the treasure warehouse, no dungeon core. In other words, there was no way to win from the beginning. Oi, Ontentoo. Hahaha! No reason to be upset over something you didnt notice, right, Kehma? And now Ontentoo purposely repeated his words from a bit ago. Right, so then the trade from yesterday was like that? Supposing that even if I came up with a way to win after this, the dungeon battle will have already ended with a time out. Its fine to just end it early, I want go sleep. Well now were even, kukuku. This guy, even though I thought he was just a simple smander, hes pretty capable. Lets just chalk this one up as a tie Yeah, looks like well have good rtions in the future. By the way, why would it take 500,000 DP to clear the way in your dungeon? To begin with itd just be releasing it right? At most, wouldnt it barely take 1 DP? Ah. That huh, Tsuia Mountains center, or should I say its core? Doesnt matter. It wouldnt be a volcano anymore if it got smashed. So, itd take 450,000 DP to rebuild it in another location. Remaking the passages and things like that hah, thats a lot cheaper. Cant it be moved? Left, right, up or down. Anything would work. When I said that, Ontentoos eyes opened wide. Oooh!? I didnt think of that!! Oi, capable or stupid, this guys definitely Stupimander. * Well, because of that stuff, the tunnel that went through Tsuia Mountain was now open. I call it the Tsuia Mountain Prating Tunnel I mean, thats what it is. Its a straight tunnel, but it takes several hours on foot to travel through since its so long. Most importantly, thats incredibly fast since it would take several days if they didnt use the tunnel, rather than several hours. In additional, itd probably be better to set off in the morning after resting for the night at Tsuia Mountains inn. Since it was also done cheaply, I also got a promise for them to help hatch the phoenix egg. It really is good thing to have good rtions with your neighbors. A phoenix hatching from the breath of a red dragon really is amusing. She barely used her breath at the end of the dungeon battle after all. It wasnt enough to hatch it. It looks like it should hatch with a bit more though. So I set that up with them. When I went through the tunnel that went through Tsuia Mountain and came to the other side, I could see the sea. I could even faintly smell the scent of the tides drifting through the air. The atmosphere was different, I guess. There was a tall hill nearby, so I looked down from there. I saw that there was a port city down there. I guess thats Pavuera if Im not mistaken? Looks like thats Ichikas hometown. Fish. I wonder if they have the same kind of experience in this world? Right, lets make a sashimi special for todays dinner to celebrate the tunnels opening. [1] Maybe itd be good for Ichika to also visit her hometown for a bit? I dont know what would be said since shes a ve now though. Wow the scenery heres good~ Rokuko, whod appeared next to me at some point, said that as the wind blew through her blonde hair. It is Is this the first time youve seen the ocean, Rokuko? Un. Ive heard people talk about it before, but the dungeon core meeting doesnt care about those kind of things. I still dont really know what the dungeon core meeting is that well, but other than that shes been staying in that small cave this whole time. Alone for such a long time Well, she has us now though. Maybe I should expand her world some more after this When the dungeon is a bit more on track, it might be a good idea to take Rokuko to the human vige for a little while. You got outwitted this time. Gu well, yeah, we did I never thought Ontentoo would use that kind of a n. Youpletely underestimated that guy~. I was surprised too, I thought Kehma would win for sure. Even after showing our trump card, we still couldnt achieve the total victory. Though we were able to win with the fifth floor rule, it still feels like a defeat for me. But, even though we didnt get half of Tsuia Mountain, this much was plenty. Kehma can manage one way or another, right? Thats right. We dont really need to fuss over the mountain. I said it before, but its fine if we just extend into the fields and ignore the mountain. We have the path now. The path, yeah lets think about seriously taking a toll for using the tunnel. Should I take it depending on how much their stuff weighs when they enter the tunnel? Ill make a spring with a golem thatll be good for now. Our dungeon is even more amazing now with this tunnel right? Yeah, no matter what happens, well have easy ie from it after all! Were going to open this tunnel to the public. Our dungeon has finally obtained source of easy money. Easy money. Aaah, that sounds so good. So far, Ive built a hotel by using the dungeons operations one way or another, then worked at it. And I had to work by designing the dungeon and its monster and item arrangements and things like that. Meanwhile, Ill be able to spend time sleeping without having to do anything by using this tunnel as an ie source. Ill asionally count the toll fees. I dont really know what ejee monee is, but it sounds amazing! Yeah, its amazing. Very amazing! Viva easy money! Goodbye work, hello life of getting money without working. Footnotes: Lazy sashimi wikipedia link. Chapter 73 Labor Shortage The season flew by and it became Summer. I was in my room in the [Dancing Dolls Pavilion] I may be the one who made the inn, but it was aparatively good room. When I looked outside my rooms window, I could see the pleasant blue sky. Its seriously hot. While thinking that it still had four seasons despite being another world, I stuck my feet into a wooden bucket filled with water. Aaah, this cool water feels so good Well, it probably wont stay that cold for long though. Its been several months since I came to this world. Somehow or another, Ive be a dungeon master and I think that Ive done a pretty good job working Think Im done working though. I made a toll fee mechanism for the tunnel I went through great pains to make through Tsuia Mountain. With that, even though Ive finally been able to get easy ie now Im busy managing the inns operations and profits from the toll. Oh right, maybe its time to get some more people? More people to use for the inn that is. As for the dungeons primary business, I decided that golems that sometimes carried knifes would wander around the second and third floors that were thebyrinth areas. Of course, the knifes were golem des. The knife magic sword improved its sharpness by vibrating the magical power that filled it. People could get the knife magic sword if they managed to safely beat it. Theres still just five of them though. Also, Ive added iron golem spawners. Though they cost 50,000 DP each, thanks to Haku-saning over a few times to visit, there are now iron golems wandering around past the riddle area. Meaning, she gave me a huge payment in DP for them. Ah, theres also one in thebyrinth area that asionally shes with adventurers. Theyre hard to defeat so people usually run away when they encounter them though. Thanks to finagling out such an oue, today there are three parties (one is a beginner party that came to gain fighting experience against goblins) in thebyrinth. For the riddle area on the fourth floor no ones solved it even though its been found. One party was just barely able to reach it by chance, but since they were exhausted, they turned back while wary of traps. After that, there have been people getting incredibly irritated after losing their way in thebyrinth, but no one else has been able to reach it again Looks like people still havent figured out that that correct route changes at fixed times yet. The ie weve gotten from peopleing to the inn and tunnel is DP and money. Thanks to that, my current lifestyle has gotten pretty easy. I can even turn money into DP. Thats why Im justzing in my room. Therefore, I think Im going to just sleep in my room all day today and not do anything. Maybe I should put an air conditioner in my room actually, maybe theres some kind of life magic thatd let me spend my time in Summerfortably? Wait,e to think of it the only life magic Ive been using is [Cleanup] huh Even though I went to such great lengths to learn the magic skill, it feels like Ive just been using [Create Golem]. Thats somewhat sacrilegious right, lets rece the water in this wood bucket with water from the low ss water-type magic [Water]. I threw the water from the wooden bucket out of the window. While anxious, I input the chant as ording to the scroll into my head. Fumu fumu [Water, form a small sphere] huh? Lets mix it up a bit. Cold water, form a smallish sphere. [Water]. I felt a little of my magical power drain away as a sphere of water appeared in front of me. Then, it fell into the wooden bucket with a ssh as nned. Yep, its cold. Its the first time Ive used a magic other than [Create Golem] in a while now. Though as expected, magic is convenient. Kehma, mine too~ It was my partner who was also in my room for some reason, the dungeon core, Rokuko. Oi, this is my room. I have made it pretty wonderful though. I exchanged the water in Rokukos bucket with cold water by chanting again. Aah~, Kehmas magic really is strange~. It doesnt feel so nice and cool when me or Meat does it! Its not changed normally after all. It cant be you know? Normally. I thought thered be anguage analysis done on thenguages patterns or something, but ording to Rokuko theres no one other than me, who has the trantion cheat, that can modify magic. Rokuko doesnt really know about many people since she doesnt leave far from her dungeon core though wait, me, my ves Meat and Ichika isnt that just three people? Ah, theres Haku-san too. Dungeon Core No. 89s turned into our dungeons god of fortune. Imperial Capital Bigshot-san. Well, with her rtionship with the hotel recently, hey, Ive gotten to know the guilds Receptionist-san too! S-Siliana-san. I probably wouldnt be that wrong to consider her as another. Our rtionship with the guild isnt bad. Although the guilds branch office was mostly built by now, Receptionist-san still eats here, as well as bathing here once a week. Looks like she likes it a lot. Since the ce where the guild is located is part of the dungeons territory, we get a bit over 80 DP per day from Receptionist-san. Its really delicious. Wed get twice as much if she stayed in a locked room though Goshujin-sama, please replenish the food. Meat, who was in charge of taking food to the dining room, entered its troublesome, but theres no choice but to do it. I took out some side dish breads and low quality dishes and passed them to Meat. Meat stowed the dishes I handed her away into her space-time magic, [Storage]. Shed take them out in the kitchen to give to guests. Meals you could get in convenience stores and family restaurants in Japan were very popr in this world. Theres even been adventurers these days that purposely came for the food. Rather, its fine even if Rokuko bought them with DP, but for some reason its a higher quality when I do it. I wonder if its because of a difference in knowledge? Oh? Meat dropped one of them while I was handing them to her. Fortunately, since the side dish breads came wrapped in stic, it wasnt much of a deal even if they dropped on the floor. Yourplexion doesnt look that good. Are you okay? I finally noticed that Meatsplexion looked off. I didnt notice sooner because she normally has beautiful tanned skin, like she went suntanning. It wouldve been easier to tell if she was fair-skinned like Rokuko though. Eh, ah Im fine, I think. Meat was a dog eared beastkin, so her body was strongpared to normal humans. However, she was still a child that might not even be in the double digits age-wise. I put my hand to Meats forehead. Sweat was sticking to her skin and she was terribly hot. Go rest! Hya eh, y-yes Iid Meat down on the futon and went out to the dining room for her. * Meat is fatigued, huh. Its probably from overworking along with the heat. Ill have her rest properly. Well, I realized something. We have abor shortage! Well yeah, I mean Ive vaguely noticed it already. The number of guests weve been getting has gradually increasedtely. First, theres one person at the reception. Then, theres another person in the dining area. Those two people are absolutely necessary to keep the inn running. We only have four people, me included, to manage the dungeon and inn. That isnt enough people. Moreover, wed need two more at the least. Since physicalbor can be taken care of by the golems, we basically just need humans to take care of our visitors. Since theres things like the life magics [Cleanup], washing and cleaning in this world is overwhelmingly easy, but serving customers still uses up stamina and willpower. I was serving tables today instead of Meat, but even though its different from town restaurants and we only had a few customers, Meat was amazing at managing the dining room by herself. Seriously. I mean, theres practically been noints about the dining room. Though Ichika was the one running the reception desk whereints were received, and Meats a child, a ve, and a child, you could count the number ofints on a single hand. Additionally, it hasnt even happened again after the first time. I was just serving tables today but the number ofints has already risen a level. Come on, what the heck? It settled down when I asked Rokuko to lend a hand, but maybe its that. These guys are just lolicons. I keep forgetting about it and am not really conscious of it, but when magic is used, magical powerI guess something like mental staminagets used as well. Meat uses [Storage] to take the dishes out, so its probably a big burden on her. I carelessly overlooked it since shes been working with a healthy face, but she must have been incredibly tired every day. Even with that Ive been using Meat as my hug pillow when I sleep. Even then she wouldnt show off an unpleasant expression and would just smile its fine to say something even if youre my ve, you super girl. Goshujin-sama? Oh, did I wake you up? How are you doing? I gently stroked Meats head. Her dog tail wagged happily under the towel nket she wasying under. She was obviously happy. [1] Im fine already. Keep sleeping. You dont have to be my hug pillow today. Ugu b-but, this is Goshujin-samas sleeping spot Dont worry, there are other rooms open. Thankfully, this is an inn. Like that, I tucked Meat in. Lonely since she cant work, she really is just like a big faithful dog. I mean, right. I still havent set up proper vacation days yet. Ive just been sleeping when I feel like it, and though Ive told Ichika and Meat to do whatever they wanted when therere no guests, the number of days like that have decreased recently rather, its more like we have guests every day now. To add to that, Meats been working as my hug pillow. She has no holidays and though Ive offered the daily necessities, since they dont really have sries either, theyve basically been working nonstop with no pay. Due to all of that, we have an overwhelmingbor shortage. For Meat and Ichikas sleep, as well as mine, I need to do something Footnotes: 륱å -> Towelket -> Towel nket. Made-up English word that Japanese use for something we dont have (kind of like a snuggie). Gave a link before, but here it is again. Chapter 74 Lets Procure Some New Employees Since Meat returned to being my hug pillow before I noticed it, she probably recovered from lying down all night. Looks like she slipped in while I was asleep, what a zealous worker. She even paid attention to changing theforter out for a towel nket so that it wouldnt be hot. Though I said we had abor shortage, this inn thats also a dungeon has a lot of secrets. Like how we use the dungeon core to light up Rokukos room. We cant hire standard employees. So then, what do we do? We get another one like Ichika. But we probably wont find as good a bargain as Ichika again. But but! We need more employees that can stay and house-sit. With the amount of people we have right now, I cant even take anyone out to the human vige. Despite going to such great pains to open that tunnel, Ichika cant go visit her hometown, Pavuera. Ive gotten a few goods from guests using the tunnel from Pavuera though. Even though theyll hand us stuff like fish while saying, Please cook this! Its not like I can cook. And then theres the mysterious chef that cooks for the inn. Our setting has him named Ex Travagant-san. The setting has no use though since we dont even have that praiseworthy person called a chef though Seems like Ichikas only interested in cooking to eat it Ah, she made some grilled fish. Then I ate it myself. Right, our next employee should really be someone that knows how to cook. If they can reproduce dishes that we serve using DP, the inn can continue running even if Rokuko and I arent here so long as there are ingredients. Sooner orter Rokukos probably going to want to go and visit Haku-san. And so, this time Im going to summon an employee~ Summon an employee ah. A human-type monster that can mimicry! A monster like a [Subus], as in like Haku-sans butler, Chloe. In other words, an intelligent human-type, and if possible Id prefer a female-type monster thats good at cooking and has beautiful legs. Furthermore, male-type ones are no good since this dungeons sponsor (Haku-san) said so and its not like I want to have a harem. Its pricey though you know? Yeah it might be cheaper than a ve once alls said and done though. Even after subtracting the amount of DP itd take to teach them [Storage], itd be cheaper. Then maybe I should purposely try to make it an expensive human-type monster? That way if the monster is intelligent, it might be able to use DP. Eh, maybe human-type monsters are expensive because theyre able to use DP? I see! If its a monster that can use DP I can go out as well huh! Thats right And because of that, maybe a subus is the best way to go? Their war potential is reassuring and they have good abilities too. Chloe set a good precedent for them, so theres a sense of security but, what about like Redra? A red dragon. They can look like a human even though theyre a dragon by using their human form technique. I wont argue their strength, but we dont have enough DP for a dragon that can use a human form. Even Redra still had her tail. And Id prefer to get two or three people if we could We wouldnt have enough for subi either then you know? Still, it was to the point that itd use practically all of our DP savings. I dont really think its a problem since we have a steady ie now though. Oh right. Phoenixes can learn how to have a human form. Its still an egg though! Wait, didnt you promise to get it hatched by that dragon breath a long time ago? Craaap,pletely forgot. I wouldnt be able to use the phoenix egg for raw materials anymore if it hatched, so lets do it after I get a bit more from it is what I decided to do. In other words, Ipletely forgot about it after setting it up with the automatic egg smashing golem. Theres probably plenty of materials now so lets go get it hatched? Kehma? You havent perhaps been breaking the egg while its unhatched have you? D-dont say something so scary. While I was trembling, I went back to the topic. That aside, isnt it better for it to be cheap and convenient? Ah. Fighting strength isnt needed right? Yeah. Its more important that they can look after the inn than be able to fight How about this then? As for what Rokuko showed me, a [Vampire] wait, isnt it both really strong and really expensive? I didnt know there were so many variations of vampires see? This one at the bottom is so cheap! Its a lesser one so its intelligence might be a problem, how about themon one ooh, its still cheap? 30,000 DP huh, with the DP we have now its not that bad. It might be a little painful, but thered be no problem if we converted our cash earnings into DP. Recently weve been getting more than 500 DP a day, so we wouldnt have any problems even if we used it all. By the way, theres one over 1,000,000 DP. It says something like true ancestor But dont vampires turn into ash if theyre hit by sunlight? Theres a lot of customization options you know? Look at this! It even says sunlight immune! Oi oi, isnt that expensive? Thats why its optional! The offensive capability option 100 was the upper limit, with 0 being the worst. The DP cost was practically synchronized with it. Shouldnt we try out the offensive capability option at 0? Taking the sunlight immunity option with it it became 1 DP. As for all of its other weak point immunity options, they were all 1 DP. Cheap. Things like bat transformation and blood weapons that were the core ability options for vampires were still expensive though. Well, as a result of fiddling with the customization options It doesnt have any kind of ability, it cant fly, even though it has fangs they have no offensive power, but it has no weak points a blood sucking oni? It doesnt really need to suck blood either. It wasnt even a vampire at this point, it was fine just eating normal meat. Moreover, its cost was around 15,000 DP even though it started out at 30,000 DP. About the same as a lesser vampire, oi. Well, it cant fight at all itd bepletely useless if it werent smart. Though it was doubtful if it could still be called a vampire, lets put this one on hold as a candidate. What about this silky thing? It looks like a house fairy! A silky. It would help with household things, a house fairy that you could say looked like a beautiful woman. A beautiful woman, sounds good. Since they also werent that strong, they were at the reasonable price of 10,000 DP each. Then this one might also be good. Its a [Zashiki Warashi]. 5,000 DP though. [1] Hmm? Heeh. A luck fairy huh ah, it says that only people with pure hearts or children can see it. Ah, unfortunate. Guests not being able to see it would be bad. Rejected. Theres also this witch thing. How about that one? Fumu, a witch huh? Maybe thatd be good? Its probably a human-type or rather, whats the difference between it and a human? Eh? Isnt it because it has a magic stone? Come to think of it, its a monster if it has a magic stone huh. Thats the basics of this world. There was an option for the witch to be an apprentice, when it grew up itd be a sorcerer or something. 15,000 if its an apprentice huh apprentices are expensive. Rather, cant the monsters sort themselves by intelligence? Ah, but they know magic from the start. Apprentices almost know two low ss ones though. Rather,e to think of it, how exactly does the system of using DP to summon monsters work? Maybe it takes them from another world like it did with me? Or maybe it just generates the monsters Ignoring special cases like with Kehma, theyre generally created by DP you know? And theyll also normally obey if you order them. Eh, so then what should I summon? How about using the gacha? For now, I decided to summon the monsters. The [Vampire (Customized)], the [Silky], and the [Witch (Apprentice)]. In order to investigate which well get more of in the future, for now Im going to just summon one bodyerr, one personof each. [2] Well Ill just have faith that at worst at least one of them will be smart enough to serve customers Vampire, silky, witch, summon! The magic formation expanded towards the edges of the room with a low hum, stopping at around one meter in diameter. Then, there were three girls. They appeared from the magic formation. The easiest one to figure out was the freckled girl with brown hair that held a staff and wore a robe. Shes probably the witch. She looked like a normal girl. If she isnt intelligent, shes a lie. Then next was one with green hair wearing thin maid clothes shes probably the silky. Maid clothes, its the silky. Theres no way thats a vampire. At least she wasnt transparent or anything. Thest one was a silver-haired girl in ck bondage clothes. By elimination, shes the vampire. I dont know if she has wings or fangs though. The three girls that were floating in the magic formation slowly stepped onto the ground. The vampire, with her silvery hair that extended to her lower back fluttering, opened her eyes. She looked at Rokuko and me with her bright red pupils that looked like rubies. How do you do, master She talked! She can talk! We did it Kehma! Shes smart! Eh, umm Ooh, the vampire is puzzled! Evidence that she can think properly! How about you other two? Can you talk? Eh? Ah, yes. Pleased to meet you, master. I will serve you from here on. I am humbled to make your acquaintance, master. It looks like both the witch and the silky can talk as well. All of them. Theyre all able to talk. I have no problem with their looks either, its a total win. We did it! Footnotes: Wiki-sensei giving a link to save the day! Doesnt trante well to EnglishKeima used counter for bodies instead of people here. He then corrected himself. Chapter 75 Temporary Names and Additional Rooms The vampire hung her head. Shes grieving from heartbreak. Those are some amazing sobs. The thing that caused it was when she checked her own strength, she had pretty much none. She was at a level where shed even lose to a goblin. T-this is kuh, Im a vampire thats even weaker than a normal human even weaker than a goblin! A disgrace! She sat on the floor and beat her hands against it. But since her offensive power was 0 she didnt do anything. The silky gentlyforted her motherly. Moreover our master is a human it certainly doesnt feel like he wants me to work as a monster, he made me weak in order to use me as his ything! I had no such intentions! Still, I definitely wont be using you as a monster. Still, itd be bad to leave things as they are. Im a bit reluctant but lets invoke my absolute order rights. Theyre monsters, Im their superior as the dungeon master. How about we begin the conversation now? Its an order. Yes. I waited for the three to gather. I want you to be inn employees. Shes just going to sit down again if I say that. Im still going to say it though. First of all, Im not going to be leaving the dungeons defense to you all Youll be inn employees. An inn? The vampire responded with a question in unease. Well, if shes smart, she probably made the connection that I didnt intend for her to be use for battle since I summoned a monster without any offensive capability. Our dungeon manages an inn for humans. I wanted employees that would be able to serve them Ah, you are candidates for management. The vampire looked like she was thinking about something, the silky was still calm and smiling, and the apprentice witch looks like she didnt understand what I said that well is she okay? Just then, Ichika arrived from me calling her here a bit ago. Goshujin-sama~, you called me~ Oh, just in time. Come here, here. I called Ichika over to stand in front of the three. This girl is Ichika. Shes my ve. Shes your senpai, so listen to what she says. Y-yes? Eh? A human? Eh, and a ve? Certainly, I look forward to working with you senpai. Ah~, really~? Looks like the vampire is hardheaded. The silky seems to be the best worker Whats up with this apprentice witch? Really, huh? Even though all three of them are existences created from DP, theres such big differences. Maybe its because of the racial differences? Best regards, ya three Lessee, names? Im a vampire. Nanashi (No Name). Im a silky. I am Nanashi (No Name). Im an apprentice witch~. My names Nanashi (No Name)~! So everyones a monster? Idve thought ya were adventurers for sure. Mm,e to think of it I havent given you all names huh. The three monster girls looked at me when I said that. Particrly, the vampire looked surprised. Well be named!? Named. Wonder what that means. Is getting a name special or something? Lets ask Rokuko. Nn? Riiight, it feels special. Masters only give a name to monsters when theyre promoting them, its something special given when theyve taken a lot of active roles Gobsuke yed an active part too you know? So Gobsuke was treated as a named monster huh he did do something huge for us though. Well, Ill think about it. For now itll be an internship. Ill give you all proper names if you do your work well So for temporary names until then the vampire is Alpha. The silky is Beta. The apprentice witch is Gamma. Sound good, you three? Yes! Suchzy names Its easier than calling them all Nanashi (No Name) though. I dont know how they were tranted for Rokuko, but Im thinking about making those our corps names if we get more in the future. I used DP to get some of our inns, the [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]s uniform, [Maid Clothes], and handed them out to each of them One for the silky too, just in case. I chose their sizes by eye. Well then Ichika. First make sure you teach them how to receive guests at reception. Roger that~. Well then, lets start with how to handle money~ Ichika took the three monster girls with her. Ichika could be a backup for the dining room if they learn how to work at reception Maybe I should have Ichika learn [Storage]? Thinking about how much DP we have left, maybe I should convert the gold coins into DP? For the time being, lets leave their training to Ichika. Ichika even properly knows her times tables, so shes probably enough to teach them Alright, lets give those three monster girls names when theyre able to leave reception duty. Ill just think about it till then. Come to think of it, Kehma. Are those three going to sleep in the inn as well? Or in the dungeon? I forgot. Good job noticing it Rokuko, as expected of my partner. Good girl. Hey, I wont get happy or anything even if you pat my head, Im not Meat you know! Im not a child! Whats this blonde-haired loli saying? Youre still plenty a child. Now then, a room for employees huh Lets add some stuff. Lets prepare it while Ichika teaches the newbies. * Here will be you threes rooms. Leading Rokuko and the three newbies, I went outside the hotel. Sideways from the entrance, near the dungeon. Sleeping in the open? Their bodies would probably be safe since theyre monsters but whats with that mask you have on? No, making employees sleep outside would be a bit much. What I meant was, Ill make the rooms here. This Narikin mask is to hide my identity for when I make it after this. Theres a guild branch office on the other side of the inn, so its an extra measure taken just so that wed be safe even in the unlikely event they see So please stop looking at me with such a pitying gaze, Rokuko. You would be willing to use DP for our sake? Thank you very much. Eh? Thatd be wasteful. I summoned you guys since you were so economical you know. Eh I began working on it right in front of Rokuko and the three monster girls. Ill make the passage to the inn first. Manipting the raw materials with [Create Golem], I made holes to ce the ordinary walls and rebuilt the path. Then next up is the rooms Although I thought about assembling it together all on site, I realized that I could just connect it to the inn by using the dungeons teleport function if I made the hallways and rooms inside the dungeon to begin with. So I made the walls and roof beforehand. In other words, I made it in a modr fashion. Like a space station. Thus, Id made the rooms in the dungeon while Ichika was teaching the three newbies. The interior? Each of their rooms are about two tatami mats big with a bed and cab. Of course, they were also made with [Create Golem]. Man, so convenient. [Installing] the room modules with the dungeons function, I used [Create Golem] to bond the materials together. Even though its an add-on to the building, it looks like it was made to have it from the start and done. It took about three minutes start to finish. Probably the fastest ever. Alright, its perfect. I wonder if having the mask was pointless? Like this, it looks like we wont have to stop our operations with this modr system. Kehma is convenient as ever~ So, what is that mask? The convenient thing is [Create Golem]. Then again, it was a magic skill that was only able to make y golems originally, I just modified the magic on my own thanks to the image I fostered in Japan and the automatic trantion ability I got from Kami-sama. Its probably not wrong to say Im convenient I guess. Right now, I am Narikin. When I have this mask on, thats who I am Un. Got it. Ah, please stop. Please dont look at me with eyes like youre looking at a fanciful child. Chapter 76 Employee Training By the way, although I extended the inn by using [Create Golem], it originally wouldnt be able to be used as conveniently as this since your magical power has to be spread across all of the raw materials used. However, since I built the hotel with [Create Golem] to start with you could just call it an [Inn Golem]. Remaking a golem thats filled with your own magical power is incredibly easy. Well, none of the three girls have responded since a bit ago now. When I turned my head back to them, the apprentice witch (Gamma) was staring at me with starry eyes. The other two looked like their mouths were locked in the open position. In truth their mouths fell open from losing strength. Id probably be like that too if I saw a building be added onto in three minutes. I looked at them while waiting for their reactions. As expected, the apprentice witch (Gamma) was the first of the three of them to react. Amazing, master~! Ill do anything, please be my teacher~! Hmm? Did she just say anything? A girl shouldnt saying something like that so thoughtlessly. Even my body~! Ah, were masters belongings originally anyway though~ Umm, for now could you just work as a receptionist? Thank you very much master~! Its somehow been decided that Ill be her teacher. I retreated a bit from her seriousness, but maybe I should tell Meat to rotate body pillow duties or something? Its probably a burden for Meat to always be a hug pillow. Well, even if Im supposed to be her teacher, I only know one elementary ss magic from each attribute and two middle ss magic. Since I leave everything to Trantion Function-san and dont really know the chants that well, I dont think I could teach her anything. On the other hand, ordering her to be on hug pillow duty would be like deceiving her with rolls of cash thats really just rolled up newspaper. Those arent my principles. Therefore, its not a waste even if I cant order her to be on hug pillow duty. Its somehow not wasteful. Its fine since I didnt summon her for that purpose. I cant stop burdening Meat still, Ill be careful so that she doesnt copse. When I was thinking about stuff like that, it looks like the other two finally rebooted. So master isnt an ordinary human is he a monster that turned into a brilliant mage? It seems there is more to clean Oi, vampire (Alpha). I am an ordinary human. Im also a dungeon master though. Then theres the silky (Beta) whose whole existence is housework, her statement probably means cleaning without using life magic is her hobby? Those maid clothes she appeared with arent just for show. For now, I took the opportunity of adding more rooms to aplish my goal of showing off my power as the dungeon master to the newbies. How about lets leave the rest to Ichika and sleep? Ill leave it to her unless theres some abnormality. * Well, working at reception isnt all that hard. Calcting the inn charges is the hardest thing. However, if its just counting this much they can do it. Its what even a Japanese elementary-schooler could do. There was a time when I thought that too. Not even being able to read or calcte numbers at the elementary school level is the normal for this world. Two and two Two times two is? Eight? Thats probably correct~! With this master will teach me magic~! Its six, you two. Theyre the three idiots. Even though the answer is four This vampire probably wont be able to remember the times table perfectly by treating it as an incantation. Hey, Goshujin-sama. How did ya memorize em? Un the times table isnt popr Right, the rhythm of it is probably different since the words are different. Rather, Meat and Ichika were good at memorizing it. Maybe its unreasonable to force it? I could calcte a bit at first, but the cor constricted if I didnt remember right, so I memorized it perfectly. Woa, thats somehow sorry today you can eat as many curry rolls as you want. Ooh! That makes me happy~ Meat can also have as many hamburgers as she wants. Now then, thats what needs to be fixed for them to work at reception. Since they can fortunately read writing, they can read out the menu and verify costs. The problem is calctions. Then maybe Ill make a calctor? Though I can get one by exchanging DP for a calctor or register, itd probably be impossible to call it a magic tool. Since thats the case, theres no choice but to make a calctor so that wont cause problems being seen. So I made one. It took five hours and ten minutes. This is an [Abacus]. Hows it used? It looked different from the standard ones in Japan, it had a nine spheres per row to stress the importance of beingprehensible by people of this world. I made it with eight rows total. So long as it didnt exceed ten thousand gold coins, it could beputed. Moreover, I made use of the thing known as a golem to make it look like a magic tool. Whats the price for five peoples lodgings, four D-Rank meals, and one C-Rank meal? T-the spheres moved on their own!? Six, five, zero six hundred fifty copper coins! This is amazing it can be read as six silver coins and fifty copper coins. Master is amazing~! It automaticallyputes using voicemands. To breakdown the production time: ten minutes for the externals, five hours to train it to calcte things like lodging and meal prices. While the three girls were engrossed with the abacus, Ichika spoke to me. Hey Goshujin-sama. Ya said to count the spheres, cant it show the number directly? Huh? Do you have an idea? How bout this? When Ichika summarized her idea, it was to show digits that were painted on a column that rotated, like what a slot machine had As expected of Ichika to think of something like that after going bankrupt by gambling. However Whatre [Slots]? Eh? Wait, you dont know about slots? Looks like theres no such thing as slots in this world Which means she came up with that on her own. Oi. Is she a genius? Shes a genius? Slots are right, you press a button to gamble on spinning images. If the images arent uniform you get nothing, if they are you win. Heeeh! I wanna try it Ichika smiled, spellbound by the thought. Youd probably think it was the face of a maiden that fell in love if you didnt know she was smiling while thinking about slots. Does she like gambling that much? Should I make it? Maybe itd unexpectedly be a key feature of the inn lets sleep first. I even worked for five hours to make sure that golem could automaticallypute things. For now, it looks like you all will be able to use this [Abacus], so please work at the reception desk while using it. Make some number problems as well if you feel like it. Yes! All three of them responded well. Looks like ourbor shortage is resolved with this. Chapter 77 The Phoenix Come to think of it, Kehma. Is the phoenix egg not hatched yet? Crap, Ipletely forgot. Y-yeah. Redras gradually getting better at not going into a reflexive egg smashing seizure when she sees eggs, so itll probably a good time. Lets ask. Heeh~. So it was something like that. It cant be helped then. Right, right. It couldnt be helped. A~n~d~? I forgot. Sorry. Grah, Rokukos been getting better at guessing recently. That used to be plenty to deceive her. Youre my partner. I know Kehmas thing(s) since I watch him. What, my thing stalker!? [1] I-Im not keeping records or anything, youre my partner you know? One body and soul, you know? Im not watching you to attack. Attack huh, Id get mad if you interrupted my sleep. Id forgive you if there was a good reason though. Well, I gave a letter to a golem and sent it to the [me Cavern]. Another use of the passage was a room that was made. There was no entrance in or out and the room was split in half between our [Cave of Desires] and their [me Cavern]s territories. Since you couldnt get into it if you didnt have a dungeons [Deployment] function, adventurers wouldnt be a hindrance either. We decided to make use of this room when we had mutual business to do. Furthermore, although there werent any doors or windows, we didnt have to worry about suffocation since it was still part of a dungeon. Ooh, its been a while, eh? Kehma. Its been around a month since we metst and I made this room I think. That long huh. Is that some time for humans? The smanders, Ontentoos, face was distorted as he smirked while being happy about something. Hes the dungeon core of the [me Cavern]. An openhearted good guy. Although he has his stupid parts, he also has his good parts. Although he has his stupid parts. Although he has his stupid parts. Well, its fine to get Redra to use her breath ording to the agreement. To receive Redras breath, I intruded the [me Cavern] with Rokuko. We were guided to the fiftieth floors boss room. If its here, it can endure one of Redras all-out breaths. Still, it looks like Redra is still a bit afraid of eggs. Shameful, despite being a dragon. Though the phoenix will be hatched with a red dragons breath, I cant even imagine what its going to be. Is it really safe!? It doesnt walk or run right!? It might walk if it doesnt hurry up and hatch. So please do your best to heat it up dont crush it alright? G-got it! Iid down a tile made from phoenix eggshell, setting the phoenix egg on top of it. By the way, Rokuko was waiting with me on the room opposite the boss room, the one with the dungeon core in it. Rokuko and I didnt have the fighting ability to stay in the boss room, where a breath that was able to obliterate the stone golems until there was nothing left would be used. Though since there was imprinting, I wanted to rush to it as soon as possible. Thats why Ontentoo said hed dly let us use this room. Furthermore, Ontentoo took out his monitor to let us see what was going on in the boss room. Ontentoo is such a nice guy. Here I go Redra breathed in slowly, releasing it all in one go. The sound of her breath filling the boss room, Redra heated the egg up by blowing on it with her breath. Well, even though I say its the sound of her breathing, its at a level where lights being emitted though. The floor wasnt turning into magma thanks to the egg being ced on the phoenix eggshell tile. The floor nearby it might be simmering though. Moreover, Rokuko was saying stuff like, Look! while staring into the monitor. Fuuu, fuu. haa, haa, a-as expected, this one is a little tired [2] After seriously letting out her breath for thirty minutes straight, she finally rested What marvelous stamina, as expected of a red dragon. Ill treat you to some ice creamter. [Ice Cream]? Whats that. A sweet and cold treat. I dont know if itll suit your tastes, but I think its delicious. Heeh, this one will look forward to it! This one will keep going a little longer then! Fuuu, fuuu She continued for another thirty minutes. Hmm? Oi, the egg moved, its starting to crack! Oh, really? Then lets enter the room soon. Wait a few. Youll need to take care, its amazingly hot in the room right now. Eh, about how hot is it? Hmm, saying it a way thats easy for a human to understand about the same as inside a kiln. Guess it can burn meat? Thats dangerous. But that meant she was emitting a super high temperature behind those doors? Opening the entrance door to the boss room, we waited for it to cool down for a while. Meanwhile, there was a knocking sounding from the inside of the egg as its crack grew I wonder if its fussing over how it goes about opening its egg? Very meticulous work. The crack being made was beautifully straight in the horizontal direction. Itll make it all the way around if it keeps going. Lets ask if its still no good for Rokuko, who was standing next to me, to head in. Alright, should be good now. When Ontentoo said that, Rokuko leapt into the room that was now cooled to be around as hot as an average sauna. Hot air drafted in from the open door, it felt like it was enough to burn. Although I also entered the room slowly following Rokuko, the heat was painful to my bare skin. Its hot! Wheres the egg! Its hot! Oh, you came, Rokuko! Its here! Itll hatch soon! When Redra called out to her, the eggs crack was just a little away from going all the way around it. * Then, the phoenix hatched. The chick was small, but its feathers were white, like they were shining. I guess thats just the kind of bird it is and is born fully feathered. Hooh, a phoenix huh? Its wings dont look red though think I heard somewhere that gods vanguards pet is a blue phoenix? Blue huh? Its the color of perfectbustion. Rather, theres a phoenix like that too huh. Maybe its color changes to the color of the mes its bathed in when its hatched or something? Heeey, Im Fenis owner~, look at me~ Pi~! Feni, is that the phoenixs name? I said it when she named Gobsuke, but Rokuko is pretty direct when ites to names It pped its wings when Rokuko called out to it. Though it doesnt seem to be able to fly yet, looks like it properly recognized its owner. By the way, isnt it too hot to touch? Its probably safe. Phoenix mes arent hot, theyre magic after all. Its fire is the same as mine Its also alright to eat since it has to use a skill to produce fire, bind it with an order before its toote. I see, so thats how it is. I followed Ontentoos advice and ordered it to not attackrades. Hey now, let me see. I also want to touch it. Eh, what do you want? To pluck its feathers this time? Oi oi, what do you think I am? Pluck its feathers huh a phoenixs feathers that might also be good, but well, yeah. right now I just want to touch it. I reached my hand out towards Feni. Pi! Ada!? Wai, that hurts, that hurts! Kehma, it doesnt like you. It used its beak maybe it remembers being destroyed over and over as an egg? Phoenixes are unexpectedly the type to hold grudges Grah, Ill feed it then. Ontentoo, what do phoenixes eat? They eat mes. Oi Redra, serve it some breath. Yeah! Step away a bit! Leaving Feni, Rokuko and I moved away before Redra fired off a serious breath Even the aftermath from behind her feels hot. Pi pi~? Feni was d as it bathed in the breath. Kukuku, good, keep eating huh? But isnt Redra the one feeding it now instead of me? Crap. Maybe I should practice a bit of fire magic? Footnotes: Sort of a pun going on here. Rokuko said she knows him since she watches him a lot, but [yoku miteru] (watch a lot) also means [takes a close/good look] and is what she really meant, but Kehma yed it as her stalking him and watching him a lot. Note that FuFu is onomatopoeia for breathing heavily in Japanese, and that onomatopoeia ismonly used in Japanese to rece more standard words. Keimas description of the events was mirroring her actual breathing sounds Chapter 78 Slots Well then, ourbor problem is over, Feni the phoenix has hatched, and we have a newly improved inn. The dungeon is still fine. The riddle area is still peaceful after all. And so, I thought about what the [Dancing Dolls Pavilion] iscking in. I take pride in our food and sleep being at a level that cant be found anywhere else. The reason toe to the inn is the dungeon. Then, in charge of healing is the onsen. Its a wonderful lineup. However, theres still one thing weck. Entertainment. Im not talking about an ero district. Though something like that might be necessary, I want to avoid that since there are children (lolis) here. The owner is the owner, and Haku-san said shed kill me if I taught her something bad. Well, as for what I want to add, some kind of game corner. Somethingmon to onsen inns. Though I really want to add table tennis now that Im thinking about onsens, I decided to put it off since I wouldnt be able to prepare them without using DP for the ping-pong balls. Its only good to make it if it can be made with this worlds materials. So, a game corner huh well, since theres no way I could install video games, looks like gamblings the best bet. First thing Im going to make is slots. For the outside, therell be indicator panels with spinning disks what was it called again? A drum reel? Ill make them using golems and install a lever that powers the spin. There wouldnt be much on the inside, just the spinning mechanism that would do its best to spin when the lever is lowered and make that sound. It doesnt turn into rotational power directly, the lever would store up power like when you flick a finger, letting it all out when it gets lowered to a certain point. As for judging when to stop spinning, that was the drum reel golems job. Furthermore, there would be a golem that gives money when its a win. Even if someone disassembled it and asked how it worked, I could just say that I found suitable magic tools to do it. So convenient. But for the drum reel, it would stop on its own when the rotation slows down, as well as when the button on the side is pressed. Then, it would just barely slip off of the grand prize if it almostnded on it. Ill be sure to have it asionallynd on it, but it feels like Im just giving away my profits. Unfair? Fraud? This isnt a charity, this much is natural. At any rate, I called Ichika up since I finished with the prototype. Its special, so lets leave the reception desk to the newbies. We probably wont get any visitors anyways. Well, this is a slot machine. Ichika, please give it a test y. Heres five hundred copper coins. Oooh! So thiss slots huh! Leave it to me~, Ill pay ya back with double! Yep. Even if you doubled it, wouldnt the money juste from the dungeons funds? I see I see, so ya put the coin into the hole and pull the lever Kachink, kachink, kachink. She put three copper coins into it and lowered the lever. Gyurin~. The drum reel spun vigorously. Oooh, its turnin, its turnin! Eeeh, now this button causes it to stop Pochi, pochi, pochi. When she pressed the button, the drum reel stopped. Ooh~ Huh, whats this mean? Its a loss. Try again. Nn, got it~ Putting more copper coins into it, Ichika gave it another shot. Hmm, it feels a bit in, maybe I shouldve put more thought into its production? * Uoooooooh! Go, go, gooooo n get it! ! Aaaah~! Almost!! One hourter. Getting small wins over and over, shed exceeded her starting funds of five hundred coins just once, but now she was down to fifty coins left. She was going nuts with a force that might be able to destroy the slot machine. Guess I dont need to work more on its production huh, lets add more if she gets tired of it. Ah, maybe I should make its main body out of iron? Ichikas clinging onto it hard enough for it to creak. Ichika. You should start finishing up. B-but! I-I still have money left! I-Ill definitely make a turnaround now! Check it out, ysee how it was just about to hit the thousand copper grand prize? Ill get it next go! Yeah, shes a no good woman. A typical no good human that spends their money on gambling despite going in to debt because of gambling. Pretty hardcore to not learn from her mistakes even though she fell into very. Yep, its unfortunate but thats impossible. I made it so that its not possible. Wha t? Ichika hung her head down with a face full of despair. Yep, I didnt think that Id see such a horrible face over something like four hundred fifty-six copper. In practice it shouldnt be so obvious, Ill have to adjust it a bit more. That was helpful, thanks. Kuh I was gettin yed on Goshujin-samas palm? Daaaaaaaamn! Dont worry, you dont have to pay back the money you borrowed. Id like for you to return the remainder though. Aaah~! Kuh, i-it cant be helped Still, thats an amazing fit. Ichika might be a bit of a special case, but Ill prepare around three of these. It should be fine to put them into the newly built game room. However, having just slot machines in the game room might feel dull. Maybe Ill make some other things too? Come to think of it, what other kinds of gambling is there? Nnn~, ya know about dice? The hero made these box things, their facesre numbered one to six itsmon to use em. I see. So dice huh? Itd be easy to produce them too. Incidentally, though I asked if there were ying cards, they arent made here because of poor printing techniques and paper quality in this world. There does seem to be something like metallic tes though they seem pretty rare and expensive though. They dont appear to be that popr. Basically, all of those are be games of chance. Any that focus on strategy? Theres the arena and horse racing too. Fumu, thatd be hard for us to reproduce no, wait a second. Maybe we could race the rats? It might be a good idea to use all of those leftover rats as subordinates. Nowadays theyve just been acting as surveince cameras around the dungeon. Ah, but maybe itd be hard to hold a race with our current amount of guests? Lets put that one on hold. In this world with little in the way of entertainment, we might be popr if we mass-produced some proper ying cards. Actually, maybe itd make a good dungeon drop? I already said that we got the massage chair from the dungeon. Ill say the same for the slot machines. Alright, lets put some ying cards in treasure chests. Theyll have to spread around to get popr after all. So, its appearance should be fine if I say that I found it in the dungeon and put it in the game room. I also set up a table with felt stuck to its top, making it into something that gave the feeling of being something to y on. Chapter 79 cksmith g Recently it feels like Ive been working nonstop. Even adjusting the slot machine has been hard Ive been making the game room too, maybe I should rest today? Well, lets just sleep today away. That thought was like painting a target on myself. Kehma, the iron golem that wandered around thebyrinth area was destroyed. Rokuko reported something about the dungeon. Iron golems. As their name says, they are golems whose bodies are made from iron. For the levels thate to our dungeon D-Rank, even C-Rank adventurers would have a hard time against it. Furthermore, unlike normal y golems, its body itself has value. Because its iron. Although its heavy, thinking of it as a resource, a lump of iron the size of a person is a pretty valuable thing. I wonder how many nails you could make from one? What kind of people defeated it? People that are in the dungeon right now ah, there was that one C-Rank party huh. Those guys? Right, I think it was Gozoh or something, maybe? A dwarf that uses a hammer! He usually hits them with his hammer and doesnt break the magic stones. That so? So hes dispersing the magical power by the impact huh. Good, it wasnt something like the iron golem being shed to death. If someone like that showed up, I dont think I could deal with him right now. If thats the case theres no reason to worry. Probably. Did he take the iron golems remains? Yeah. Hes carrying it out now. He doesnt have Storage~ A C-Rank probably wouldnt be able to handle an opponent like the iron golem. If they could, itd probably be easy money. Incidentally, how are the cards going? Although Ive been deploying them little by little on the first floor, people are calling them misses. Like ordinary bundles of paper. It seems like theyre troubled since the guild doesnt handle them. Then start saying youll purchase them for five copper. Kehma should say it himself! Im the owner. Should I have put in a memo on how to y it as well? No, its already strange that ying cards are appearing, itd be even more so if a dungeon also gave a memo on how to y. If it got too strange, gods vanguard (the hero) will zero in on us. Since ying cards are themselves things that gods vanguard (the hero) brought in the past, its still somehow at the level of being able to deceive people. Oh, maybe we should put out some dice too? Made from wood or bone. Somehow it feels like our dungeon is being eroded by gambling Well, we did be the [Cave of Desires] after all. Maybe I could send out bedding too? As expected, putting out sweet rolls is a no go. But really, an iron golem was destroyed huh then beyond the riddle area, itd probably be bad if I dont prepare a stronger monster. Lets look for something. It says theres something like a gargoyle? Eh, hows that different from a golem? * The next day, the guilds Receptionist-san came. Im told theres an important matter Didnt you get to know her, Rokuko? I used my absolutemand rights to have her say shell leave it to me. Well, with Rokuko in smile mode, we spoke with her in the parlor. Huh? A smithy? Yes. A smithy. Although it would be at a spot a little separated from the inn and adventurer guild since it is noisy, this branch is scheduled to be turned into the same thing as the adventurer guild to begin with. Just in case, shall I tell you more about it? Haah, why so suddenly? The other day, an adventurer carried out materials from an iron golem I think you know this, but the iron golems body has been verified. ording to her story, it seems that iron golem areas are treated the same as mines. Looks like its called something like quasi-mines or golem mines. Indeed, there are huge resources in there. Moreover, the iron golems bodies are entirely made of iron and was at the level of being able to be used as materials for cksmiths. With that, it turned into: Lets build a smithy here. They nned to build the branch office in order to regte equipment extracted by adventurers or something. I dont wanna hear it! Ah, even though I said that A mine huh, will this ce show up on maps then? Maps? It has already been recorded. Its been there since the branch office finished. Wait, do dungeons not get recorded onto maps? The reason dungeons do not have their positions recorded onto maps is so that people cannot go to them without permission after all. Theres also no reason to conceal a dungeon that has a guild branch at its entrance either. Rather, it bes quite the publicity. Woah, I mightve made a big mistake. Gods vanguard might suddenlye here if its on a map ah, but since gods vanguard is apulsory S-Rank hero to begin with maybe itll be irrelevant? At any rate I can see what needs to be done. Need to stop our poprity from rising. I heard from the guild head that hes been nning on turning this ce into a vige since learning about the magic sword. No way. He was being serious when he said that? Theres a chance I made a mistake from the start its no use even if I said something now huh? Will you listen since this is a special opportunity? Although this inn has a dining room now, are there ns to build a bar as well? Yeah, as long as its built away from here its fine. We dont serve alcohol. I wouldnt be able to sleep if people were getting drunk and making a ton of noise in the inn. Thatd be annoying. Then we will advance those ns. We might also build other various facilities. Since there is also bnce to take into ount, we wille to consult with you each time over the constructions location. Thats a big help. The ns getting huge, but its probably fine if the guild does all of the troublesome things. Either way, the whole area around here is the dungeons territory after all. By the way, Ive wanted to ask something. Hmm? What is it? When was that building added on? I dont think I noticed it being added? Haku-sans mage acquaintance turned up and did it. Ah, an A-Rank adventurer an A-Rank adventurers acquaintance did Both Receptionist-san and I nodded with a, Un un. Since Haku-sans acquainted with me, its not wrong. Ah, and the people at reception and in the dining room are different. No, until now theyve been the same people as always they were ves, did you exchange them away? No, theyre resting. Since its gotten to the point that were getting more guests and work to do every day, they were introduced by the owners connections. The dungeons DP exchange is the owners connection. Its not a lie. Since the adventurer guild has lie detecting magic tools, I need to be careful of what I say just in case. Its really troublesome. Is that so Let me know if you decide to sell her. I wouldnt do anything bad. Hahaha, unfortunately, I dont feel like letting go of them. While I talked with her for now, I told her that I just didnt feel like parting with them. Receptionist-san, youre pretty obstinate when ites to ves as ever huh. Its unfortunate that youre a beauty. But you really do have great legs though Chapter 80 The cksmiths Arrival Ooh, Gozoh! Thanks for calling me. Is Roppu doing well? Kantra! Youvee! Aye, full of energy as usual. Inside the small guild branch, there were two bearded dwarf ossans. [1] Gozoh was the C-Rank adventurer that defeated the iron golem to collect its iron. Then this new person, Kantra, is probably the cksmith. To make a magic sword, after seeing that this dungeon somehow produced good quality iron golems, Gozoh called over his cksmith acquaintance. Furthermore, after he defeated that iron golem, he went on to defeat two more. Looks like he decided to do that after determining that this dungeon produced iron golems at fixed intervals. Because of that, he was confident when calling over his cksmith acquaintance. With that, Kehma. This is Kantra. Take care of him. Ahyes I look forward to working with you? My regards, Kehma-dono. Why am I here for these twos reunion? He caught me leaving from the dungeon together with Meat when we were wearing equipment in order to make it look like we were adventurers, bringing us to the guild. So, why am I here? Kehma is the [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]s owners secretary, essentially number two aye? I heard from Gozoh that yer the [Cave of Desires] dungeons top capture person. To put it simply, limited to this dungeon, Im a person of influence I guess? Well, Im really just the dungeon master though. To be the big fish in the pond is a bit Thats why I want to make a smithy a bit away. I dont know when Ill be able to make it, but if its something like weapon maintenance I can do it immediately, Kehma-dono. Ah, right. As a token of gratitude for our acquaintanceship, may I perform some maintenance on that sword hanging at your waist? It would be free of charge of course. Free huh? Then, please. I passed him the sheathed magic sword de golem. N? Is this a magic sword? Howd you know? Because Im a cksmith. Its my dream to create a magic sword myself one day. I heard that there were magic swordsing from this dungeon, but its a good sign that I could hold one in my hands so soon. Yeah. ording to my guess, that sword was obtained from this dungeon. Will you show how to go about maintaining a magic sword? The fundamentals for magic swords arent different from normal swords. As for whether the de could be made from water and fire, I dare say that is something else entirely hmmm, this sword doesnt particrly need any repairs. I mean, it is closer to say it hasnt been used at all? Geh, busted. As expected of a cksmith. This guy can speak to swords well, its a golem though. I am a mage after all. The sword is essentially unnecessary. Thats a shame. However, it cant be helped then, Ill return it What about that small one there? Thats my vanguard. Ah, could you maintain her sword instead? Aye, leave it to me. When I said that, Meat, who had been waiting next to me so far, handed him her favorite golem knife. Heeh, this ones a magic sword too? Moreover it looks like its been used well. Its more or less been tended too, looks like it has a good owner. Kantra grinned at Meat, who was smiling broadly. This bearded old man feels pretty good natured well, I dont know his actual age though. Looking at it another way, its possible that hes just a agreeable young man. But where did Meat learn to maintain it? Maybe Ichika taught her. Well then Ill give it maintenance here. I can only do a quick one though since I dont have any equipment here though. With that, he took out a grindstone right there and began to polish the sword. Moving it nimbly, he held the de up and looked at it from the side before bringing it back to the whetstone to polish it again This was repeated several times. Eventually, Kantra nodded approvingly while looking at the sword. There, now its plenty sharpened. Then, to finish, [Revitalize] Ah, good. There we go. Hm? Just now, was that the life magics [Revitalize]? Not earth magics [Sharpen]? Ichika taught me about it before, but [Revitalize] should be the life magic that causes a slight improvement in crop production by making the soil fill with vigor. [Sharpen] is a low ss earth magic that improves somethings sharpness the first few times its used on it. Thats why I thought hed use [Sharpen] on it for the finishing touch. Aye. [Revitalize] invigorates the ground then, wouldnt it invigorate swords? Theye from the ground. I didnt think about that. Certainly, minerals are in soil, in other words the ground. In other words, its a kind of soil. No way to fall behind in magic conceptualization Also, cksmiths that use [Sharpen] are second rates, magic is a cheat for unskilled maintenance. I may use it if asked since Im also a cksmith, but I wont like it that much. I think using magic when you need to heat something up on-site is alright though. Kantras [Revitalize] is something like a good luck charm though. I havent seen any other cksmith use it. Thats rude, Gozoh. This is a method thats been handed down from generation to generation after all. My swords reallyst longer and are sharper than other cksmiths aye? Hahaha, thats because of your skill! Even if that charm has an effect, itd be small. More like, its not like swords will get better even if theyre invigorated. Its not like theyd go and start cutting things on their own. Come on now, swords are alive! If Gozohs a dwarf too, you should also have some love for your equipment Come to think of it, a magics effect changes depending on the image. Then, its probably better to think that it really does get invigorated by [Revitalize] when you think about invigorating a sword. Perhaps itd turn into something like recovery magic when its used on a golem? Lets try it out next time. Ah, our chat went off track, sorry. Well with those reasons, please let me have a smithy here. Although therell probably be a lot of orders for armor from adventurers, I can also make nails, tableware, and other things for daily necessities. Ah, that so? Although there was the image where hed only be able to make equipment like a cksmith from a game, in reality they can also make other merchandise. Understood, Ill request something if we need it. Leave it to me it what I want to say. First I need a smithy, a cksmith without a furnace is horrible and out of the question. Im nning on making a simple one, but itll take around two or three weeks. Fumu. Thats quite a while. What do you need to make a furnace? Hmm? Bricks filled with strong materials that can resist the fire. I got a hold of a lot of cheap red lizard scales and bones a little while back, so I thought about using that. Oops, the fantasy crept its way back in. Right, so make it from heat-resistant materials. Come to think of it, I have a lot of phoenix eggshells left over. Those would probably work out fine, cant they resist even a dragons me? I took out an eggshell and handed it to Kantra. Then as advance payment, take this. You could probably use it if you need something that can withstand heat. Is this an eggshell? From the looks of it yeah, fire attributed. The eggs of fire attributed monsters be considerably good materials. With this itll be a proper furnace. Ill dly ept it. Yeah, so in exchange Ill order right, when Kantra makes a magic sword, give me one. Oi oi Kehma, isnt a magic sword beyond overcharging for a single eggshell? Hahaha, I dont mind. Ill be indebted to Kehma-dono after this, so how about I present him one when I can make them? Kantra. A pretty down-to-earth guy. I dont know how much an eggshell can do, but I want to help him achieve his goal of making a magic sword himself. Footnotes: å -> ossan (Oh-San). Middle aged man. Chapter 81 Extra: cksmith 1 (Gozohs Point of View) I am Gozoh, a dwarf C-Rank adventurer. Recently, I dove into the [Ordinary Cave] changed into the [Cave of Desires]. Before, it was a shabby dungeon for F-Ranks to enter no, to begin with, it was more of an ordinary cave than a dungeon. At any rate, there was only one path and one room. And now its an excellent dungeon. Although it seems to be confirmed that it has up to four floors, Ive only reached to the third floor so far. Anyhow, it doesnt look like you can advance to the fourth floor unless you return to the stairs, its somethingplicated that I dont really get Well, although I have a special skill that lets me remember paths Ive taken before, it just doesnt work in thisbyrinth at all. ces that I had definitely passed just before would be a wall, so recently Ive been doubting my special skill. Well, rather than a skill bestowed by god, its just a normal special skill. There are things like that though. I leave the minor stuff to mypanion Roppu, so today Im just swinging my battle hammer. Stay down! With a dull thud, a lump of heavy iron shed against mypanions shield, resounding through thebyrinth. Our opponent was something recently found out to appear in the [Cave of Desires], an iron golem. Although they had been seen before, unfortunately, it was too much a burden for D-Ranks and E-Ranks. It was something pretty hard to carry out unless you brought a cart, since you could encounter enemies while trying to do so. Most of all, these guys are worth quite a bit of money when theyre defeated, so for me its a delicious opponent. I just have to beat it up with my hammer, a truly simple and easy to understand enemy. Yep, a delicious opponent. Hitting its head several times with my battle hammer, the iron golem was defeated Oooh, my hand is tingling. This feeling aint that bad, kind of that that numb feeling you get in your hands when drinking sake. Booyah, beat it! Seriously, finding the magic stone when its buried like thats troublesome. Good work, Gozoh. Lets put it in the cart. Looks like there arent any enemies near us now. Roppu pulled the rumbling cart. This partner of mine is a human woman. She looks slender, but shes a C-Rank adventurer like me. Shes also my good drinking buddy. It was a chance meeting that I met this girl when she went to drink at a dwarf vige. Ah, stuff like that doesnt matter right now. I put down my hammer temporarily and helped put the iron golem into Roppus carrier. As expected of a human-sized lump of iron, its really heavy. Well then, should we head back? Aye. Although I really wanted to hunt two or three of them in one go, Roppus carrier wouldnt be able to hold them unfortunately. We have to go up and down the stairs several times to start with, making us defenseless each time. Its best to hunt them one at a time taking safety into ount. Itd be great if Roppu knew [Storage]. That way wed be able to get a lot of them all at once. On the return trip while looking out for traps, we kept killing goblins that tried to attack us. We were able to take back a lump of iron today as well. Well have a few days of inn fees with this. Well, maybe we should live as miners for this dungeon? I dont want to though, Gozoh. There isnt a pub here. The food is incredibly delicious, but theres no way to get any alcohol. Yeah, thats right. This [Cave of Desires] has an inn near it, the [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]. Rather, theres only an inn and guild branch office here Well, just that inn is incredible enough. It even has an onsen. It feels greaaat, enough to make you feel like a noble. I didnt think Id like it so much before, but now its a necessity. For some reason, [Dancing Dolls Pavilion] doesnt serve alcohol. It does seem to use it for cooking though Its food definitely is amazing and it has top quality beds. Excuse me for saying this again. It even has an onsen. Itd be supreme if it had alcohol! Well, since it doesnt prohibit it till the point of keeping you from bringing your own, you can get some from tradersing through the path Rather, whats up with [Great Tsuia Mountain Tunnel]? That dungeon is also a new dungeon with an unclear difficulty. That is, in the meaning that it isnt seen as a danger. Although new dungeons were asionally short dungeons, this was the first time one has appeared with absolutely no danger. Even [Ordinary Cave] had goblins. No one knows was kind of mechanism is used, but you can pass to the other side by paying money in the booth thats there immediately after you enter. As for its interior, its about wide enough for two wagons to pass each other, theres even a convenient rest area midway through. I hear that some people are suspicious about it, but it looks like there hasnt been any problems so far. Merchants going in with guards can be seen going in and out of it a lot recently. Thanks to that, Pavueras sake and salt can be bought cheaply even in Sia. Im thankful for that. From a merchants point of view, the money paid to the tunnel seems insignificant. Aah, sake really is the best though. Sake while soaking in the onsen, that would be supreme Ask that Kehma guy, maybe hed stock some alcohol Ah, Id dly use my body if I could drink sake there. Please stop Besides, you know Kehmas preference, aye? Right he had that sex ve (Meat) huh to like such a small kid Even that guys a good adventurer if you closed your eyes to him preferring children No, lets stop there. I dont feel like talking about someones tastes. Besides, he takes good care of that Ojou-chan, she looks happy. Itd be thoughtless for me to butt my head in. Well, while we took a rest andined like that, the receptionist Silia-chan showed up. Gozoh-san. Could I have a moment? A letter arrived from Kantra-san a little ago. Ooh! Kantra huh, should be a good answer. The thing about the cksmith? I also want to hear the result. Aye, lets take a look. Give me a second. So, receiving the letter from Silia-chan, I immediately opened and read it. Hesing immediately! Its great, Silia-chan! Thats good Ah, we still need to call over a carpenter. And consult with [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]s Rokuko-san about the matter regarding the smithy Yeah, Silia-chan looks busy. I think itd be fine if she rxed a bit more though. Is Kantra-san doing well? Hmm? Yeah, he is. His old man too. If Untara-san wasnt in good health, Kantra-san wouldnt have time toe here. Thats right too huh? I nodded to Roppus question. Still, to finally see him after all this time. I should get some alcohol ready Chapter 82 Extra: cksmith 2 (Gozohs Point of View) Several dayster. Ooh, Gozoh! Thanks for calling me. Is Roppu doing well? Kantra! Youvee! Aye, full of energy as usual. Reuniting with my friend again after such a long time, I hugged him. Oops, almost forgot. I need to be introducing him to Kehma, who I captured on his way out of the dungeon a bit ago. Kehma took up residence next to this dungeon, [Cave of Desires], someone whod absolutely never leave. At any rate, hes the secretary of [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]s owner, as well as the unmatched top capturer of [Cave of Desires]. There are two parties that have gone to the fourth floor, but one of those is this Kehma. Everyone in his party are ves. Well, thats often the case, but Kehmas partys two ves are cheerful and lively, so Id be a bit careless to call it something usual. It isnt that usual at all. Well, he does have the ves work at the inn, but its easy to understand theyre well off there as well. With that, Kehma. This is Kantra. Take care of him. Ahyes Like that, the meeting between Kehma and Kantra finished. Or rather, he was a mage huh? I thought he was a swordsman judging by that magic sword at his waist. Heh. After this is the reunion-required bout of drinks, but Kehma headed back without hanging out with us. What a cold guy. The only thing he left was that eggshell he gave to Kantra. It seems like itll be material for the furnace. So its a fire attributed eggshell, what kind of egg is it? Ah, I was so excited I forgot to ask Even taking a good look I dont know. Hmmm, but just one of them eh Oi oi. Monster eggs are wonderfully rare materials. Kehma-dono must have gone to great lengths to acquire this! That so? With so many monsters around here, I dont think itd be that weird to just casually pick up a fire attributed monsters eggshells though Then why havent I seen any eggshell collectionmissions? Now thats because its such a rare material that its out of the question for B-Ranks to get a hold of on ordinarymissions. Gozoh, youre C-Rank aye? Seriously? Woah Whys it so hard? Even though its just an eggshell. Gozoh. Have you seen any monster children in a dungeon? Eh? What are you oh, I havent. Right. Thinking about it, Ive only ever seen adult monsters in dungeons. As for monster children Ive seen them, but only outside of dungeons. Its not known why, but monster children are rare. Although worm-types and a few others are exceptions, its true that you wont see childish bodies that have no fighting strength in a dungeon at all. Well, theres no use questioning that the parents would have superior materials, but their eggs are the exception. Furthermore, monsters birthed by eggs eat their eggshells shortly after birth. Eeh, woah. So that was it? I didnt know. Parents fill the eggshells with power for the sake of their children. In other words, it could be called crystallized power. Its said that monsters can obtain their first divine protection by ingesting this well, thats how it is. So there was something like that hmm? Huh? Then how did he get the eggshell? If they gobble it down as soon as theyre born, there shouldnt be anything left over. In other words, its necessary to find a monsters egg somewhere. Then you have to somehow deal with the monsters parents. The parents would struggle to the death to defend their children. Indeed, thatd be hard. Honestly, its not unthinkable that parents would show strength to defend their children. Both people and monsters. Theyd probably raise one or two ranks doing it. Moreover, isnt Kehma-dono still at a low rank? It depends on the opposing monster, but even getting lucky this is quite a rare material. To hand it over so willingly, I can give him a magic sword when I can make one. That guys important. Kukku. Kantraughed. * Then, the next day. Holy shit. Kehma-dono holy shit. Hes beyond important. Wh-what is it!? Oi, Kantra! When I woke up, Kantras face was pale and he was trembling. After the drinking bout yesterday while we gazed at the stars, we made ns to construct the smithy today and I fell asleep right there. Ah, I brought along several [Potato Aburaage] I ordered from Kehma. Its crunchy texture feels great and its saltiness would definitely work great with sake. A delicious dish. [1] But why would Kantra wake up like that so afraid of Kehma? Ah! Was something wrong with the aburaage!? Whyre you talking about that!? Well, it was delicious though! Mu, so that wasnt it? I do think it makes for a great snack even without having sake though. So then whats the matter? Remember the eggshell? Huh? What about it? That eggshell, its from a phoenix A phoenix Ive heard those being subjugation targets for B-Rankmissions. Oi, this is serious. Thats in other words, that, right? A ridiculously rare material? Am I right? Yeah, theres no doubting it since it was examined using magic tools that can find out a materials name. Honestly, this shell is on a legend-grade rare item Kehma-dono, where in the world did you Legend-ss, thats incredible It looks like it could turn into the highest ss of furnace if its mixed into bricks. As a material that any cksmith would water at the mouth over, even one hundred gold coins would be a foolish offer. Seriously, oi. Wouldnt that be enough to drink as much sake as you wanted till your death? So, whatll you do? That shell. Give it back? Ill use it. I already promised to ept it. I just dont understand why Kehma-dono would give me something like this for a magic sword. Or rather, to build a furnace with such a rare material I truly never even dreamed of it this is a first. To make a magic sword, that concept is often treated as something impossible. Currently, from what I hear even the top researchers in the imperial capital are just barely at the point where theyd say: Its somehow a magic sword I think? For a cksmith like Kantra to make it by himself? Thatd surely be something impossible. Originally. Sounds like drunken talk doesnt it? For a mere cksmith, making a magic sword Yeah Alright then, well, theres nothing to it but to give it a go. Perhaps, with this shell, I might be able to make a magic sword. Did he calm down from speaking with me? Kantra was already looking like a full-fledged cksmith. Looking at it another way, this is a good chance to realize my dreams. Arent there magic swords in this dungeon? Theyd be good examples to work off of. Gozoh, for collecting the materials, could I get your help? Aye, for the time being I can capture iron golems here. Looking at Kantras straightforward eyes, I decided to give him my support. How should I put it, I really cant read that Kehma Theres no way hes just some ordinary guy Footnotes: Heres a Wikipedia link for the food. Chapter 83 The Game Room Now then, with the smithys construction started, we also pushed forward our preparations, finishing the game room. Though I call it that, it had slots, dice, and other things I put in the dungeon chests a few days ago. Furthermore, the inn even started buying the ying cards for five coppers. The tables were prepared with cloth coverings for the dice and ying cards, just a bare minimum to be eptable rentals. We also let people bring in their own dice and cards. If someone asked why it took so long even though thats all there was, I also soundproofed the walls so that it wouldnt obstruct the guests (and my) sleep, adjusted the slots, and developed dice golems for some trickery business. Well, lets take a look at them one by one. Soundproof walls are obvious. For now I just put some sponge that I bought with DP inside the walls and that seems to have done it one way or another. Although it feels like the walls thickness increased a bit, theyre still within eptable levels. Adjusting the slots in various ways, I made them rarely be big wins and lose sufficiently. Naturally, its at the point that the owner wins when looking at the whole. For the dice golems, theyre insurance for when I use them. When you fill them with magical power, you can make their center of gravity be biased for just ten seconds. After ten seconds, theyre ordinary dice. Their material is transparent crystal. Since theyre filled with oil that has the same refractive index, you cant see their internal structure at all. Getting that right gave me a really hard time. If people could see it and found out, theyd say something like, Isnt this fraud? Well, it really is though. Theres a famous saying that it isnt fraud if the fraud isnt exposed. Moreover, they use individual identification through magical power so that other people cant use them. Golems can distinguish between magical powers. That mechanism cant be used for dungeon keys or anything though. With all that, I added on the game room. Stealthily, in the dead of night. Since I wasnt able to sleep through the night and added on to the inn it cant be helped that Imcking sleep. Ive only slept nine hours today. Ive been wondering for a while now, but how much sleep per day would satisfy Kehma? I wonder I guess twenty-five hours would be best. Still, the world also only had twenty-four hours in a day. Can you use space-time-type magic? Woah, space-time-type magic reigns supreme. Should I look into it? Id never have enough DP for it though. Then, setting aside that farce, I unveiled the game room. Our inns frequent guest, Gozoh, arrived immediately. Hes the first guest tomemorate its opening. Was this here yesterday? Ah, an A-Rank adventurers mage acquaintance made it overnight. Hooh It wouldve been great if he took the chance to make Kantras smithy too while he was at it. Themission fee is pretty high. Its better to make it normally. Moreover, the construction had already started, its better to not deprive Carpenter-san of his job. Moreover, I dont want to do any extra work. I dont want to work. I dont wanna work! Oi Kehma, whats this? A room to chat in? No, its a game room. You y dice and cards at those tables. Well, this box is And sloooooots! Ichika ran past me in the middle of my exnation. Incidentally, I raised Ichika and Meats wages. Its something more like pocket money though. I give them money thats simple to understand, and if they want something Id buy it with DP. Ichikas basis of food is disappearing. No, it disappeared. As for why thats past tense, recently Ichika has been waiting for the game room to open, saving up for her slots campaign fund. Hyahha! Put three copper in! Next, lower the lever! Spin, spin spin! Ahahahaha! Button, button, push the button! Stop! Tch, one more tiiime~! Her eyes are scary. Fanatical. Yep, ban the slots is it already toote? H-hey, Kehma? That, is it safe? Its not a dangerous box? Its a slot machine, for gambling. Ichika was pulling the slot machines lever with all she had, totally addicted. Arent guests supposed to be doing that? Well, Ill let it be. Changing topics, do you y cards? There arent any cards, Ill y with you. Hmm? These have been appearing in the dungeon recently. I heard youd been buying them, but they were for this huh? Please teach me the rules. I taught Gozoh how to y poker and ckjack. Because the rules were easy to get, it seemed he liked ckjack. If there were enough people we could y old maid or sevens too. [1] Theres a lot of ways to y with them huh, these card things. You thought up so many ways to y even though its only been a few days since they started appearing. Well, I just obtained a book that showed ways to y. I got it in the dungeon. I see, so thats why you started buying them then. Furthermore, theyre one silver if someone wants to buy them. The overcharging is because there still arent many of them. Its a pretty good harvest considering that it only costs 5 DP for adventurers to get them. Ill be buying them for twenty-five copper eventually, so maybe the final sale price will be around fifty copper? Well then, next is dice bu Its here! YES YES yeeesss! Grand prize! Grand priiize! When Ichika shouted out, the jingling sound of copper coins overflowing from the slot machine could be heart Yeah, I should prepare a box. Ooh!? Thats amazing! Fufufu With this I can keep yin! The slot machines already spinning though. Hey, lets give this a bit of a shot. Kehma, how do you use it? Its exined on thebel here. Well, its not that hard. It gives a return depending on the pattern. Indeed, I see it here. But with an adventurers eyes, something at this level is very very simple, mugu? T-this is surprisingly difficult [2] Sorry. Its all luck. * After a while, other hotel guests came arrived as well. Though I say that, therere only five parties staying here including the merchants, but all of them gathered. Even though that table there is for dice, it has cloth on it eh? Oooi, Doran, got any dice? Ill be the dealer first, lets go with hi-lo! [3] Do it! Going in turns of being dealer twice should be fine. Anyone else want to join? Heeeh, those cards were things to y with huh Maybe I should get some cards of my own too? Next time Ill not sell them if I find any. Hohoh, Id also like to buy a house here Gikkon-san, lets y this [Sevens] game! Sure, why not? Does Roppu-san want to join in with us? Nn, lets mix up a bit. My partners been ying with that box for a while now. Oh, Gozoh-san? Whats that? Its a slot machine! Oooh, I won! A noisy crowd of people. It was exactly that kind of a feeling. The room is considerably roomy since I made itrge thinking about the future, but its crowded. Feels great. [4] Ugugugu, my slot machine And so, Ichika, whod tried to monopolize the slot machine despite being an employee, was now taking a break. Even though she hit the grand prize, she finished at a plus-minus of zero when all was said and done. People are surrounding it now too. At any rate, it doesnt look like itll open up any time soon. It wouldnt be good for an employee to upy it when its crowded like that. The slot machine looks popr huh. Maybe I should make another? Goshujin-sama! Then definitely, a slot machine for my personal use! Yup, Ichikas recovered a bit of her true character hasnt she? Footnotes: Old maid. Sevens. Hes talking about stopping them at the right time with the button. Hi-lo. The word he uses for crowded also means to prosper/thrive. Its [Crowded] with a positive connotation. Chapter 84 The Naming Ceremony All three of the newbies reached the point of being able to work at reception. As promised, I think I should give them names soon. I decided to call the three of them over to the dungeons boss room to name them. Well, though I could just have it done with saying, Ah, here are you guys new names, in the inn, this seems to be something very important for monsters. Im a dungeon master that can read the mood after all. The production value is important. If I grandly perform the naming ceremony like this, theyll definitely pledge even more loyalty. Therefore, I decided to remodel the tasteless stone boss room. First is the throne. I ced importance on its appearance since itll rarely be used to sit. I made the throne using stone that gave a profound feeling and I made it around two steps higher than the ground, that way invaders could be looked down on even while sitting down. It wouldnt feel off even if a demon king sat in it. Because stone isnt a luxurious material, another important thing is that I wouldnt look out of ce even if I sat on it. After that, I ced a stone runner rug that went straight from the entrance to the throne Well, since the floor was already made of stone, I just had to arrange it a bit Yep, theres just a difference in how much the pattern is used, but its turned into something like a temple, I guess? Its mostly grey though. Then I made the steps for the throne. Coming this far, I also fixed up the walls and added some pirs. Theyre unnecessary since theyre just decoration though. Again, it felt kind of like a pantheon temple how should I say authentic? Authentic. I guess. In the end, I made some statues of golems that were holding up weapons by growing them from the wall. Just in case, I also equipped them with de golems so theyre practical goods. Fuu I only exerted myself since my creative urge welled up. I was wondering what Kehma was up to since you hadnt slept for a while this is so amazingly awesome! My confidence is wavering since Rokukos the one saying that Ehwhat!? But that should help your confidence! Because you have that weird hobby of being a goblin lover right? Thats why its possible that goblins are your basis for awesome Thats a harmful rumor! Even I think dragons and stuff look awesome you know? Ooh, dragons huh. Dragons definitely are cool. Since Ive seen a living red dragon, maybe I should try out making a dragon golem next time? Id love it to spit fire or something if possible. Aah, itd definitely be weakpared to the real thing though~. The best material I can use right now is just iron. Thinking about that reduces my motivation. Though well, it might be good to try and make it as practice in preparation for the future when I can use better materials. The current boss is an iron haniwa golem I finished the other day lets make the next boss an iron dragon golem. Oh right, how about calling them soon? You guuuuys, go to your posts! You should call for Meat and Ichika too if youre done with the golems you know~ Like that, I had the golems form lines and began the naming ceremony. * The dungeon [Cave of Desires]. The first above ground floor had the entrance, traps, goblins, as well as some treasure chests. There were wandering golems as well as the magic sword test room in the first underground floor, the second being the [Multi-Floor Labyrinth]. When passing through thebyrinth, one would ascend. It goes up to the second above ground floor in one go. The second above ground floor is the [Riddle Area], where wisdom and knowledge are tested no intruders have went beyond this yet. When one passes the [Riddle Area], they would descend from the second above ground floor to the third underground floor with the [Open Ceiling Spiral Staircase]. The third undergroundyer has a unique golem the first generation boss normal haniwa golems and the like, it was a [Golem Warehouse Area] that I had irregr prototype golems patrol. There are magic sword de golems ced in chests here. After breaking through all of those, theres a fourth underground floor the [Boss Room Area]. (Still, Ill be adding sequential floors below it starting from the fifth underground floor. I n on spreading the dungeon towards Sias town district.) Right now, at this time, the [Boss Room] was very crowded. Though I say that, other than the armored golems that were lined up beautifully, theres just me, the dungeon master, Rokuko, the dungeon core, and the ves Meat and Ichikaoh, and that pet phoenix (chick), Feni. As for what Rokuko was wearing, it was a white dress that looked great on her slender bodys silhouette. I made that guy modelling after Haku-sans dress, its Rokukos favorite. The white phoenix (chick) on her shoulder matched it nicely. Meat and Ichika were wearing their maid outfits. They werent their usual ones but brand new ones. In other words, everyone was dressed up. Of course, my appearance is like that too. Im in a full-body silver armor with a red mantle. I made the gold leaf by crushing gold coins to make it even more imposing Really though, the armor is just iron armor thats been ted. Also, its so heavy that I cant move it on my own. I can move since its an armor golem, but Ill definitely be injured if I make an awkward movement. I am sitting on the throne. Rokuko stood right by my side, with Meat and Ichika standing on either side of the aisle one step down. Standing on both sides of the stone pathing from the entrance to the throne, the armed golems had formed ranks in intervals, lining up and holding their swords up. The image of [Meeting the King]. Well, a dungeon master is kind of like a king so its probably not wrong. I used [Deployment] on the three in front of the door. With this, preparations areplete. I told them that Id be doing their naming ceremony beforehand, but I didnt tell them that Id do it so borately like this. Kukuku, I wonder what kind of faces theyll have. Enter! When I called out, the boss rooms doors massive double doors that also had gold leaf, the golems opened them. I could see the three girls that had been standing in front of the doorthey were surprised just for a moment before immediately entering the room with serious expressions Hooh, maybe I should do something? Halt. Kneel. They kneeled in a row, with Alpha the vampire in the middle, Beta the silky on the left, and Gamma the apprentice witch on the right. Now, I will conduct the naming ceremony. I put strength into my gut to make my words as strong as possible, speaking proudly. This is getting fun. By the way, since there isnt a ceremony like the naming ceremony to begin with, theres no etiquette for it either. Well, [When in Rome]. Ye whom this one hath granted life, as in ordance with the agreement, shall be bestowed with names. I stood up slowly while receiving assistance from the full body armor golem, unsheathing the sword at my waist. Made with potion bottles, the sword had a transparent de. The sword somehow reflected blue light, so it looked really mysterious Its offensive power? Itd break if it got hit. The sword would, that is. Its for etiquette, etiquette. Alpha, raise thy head. Sir! As I spoke, Alpha looked up Ummm, lets see, what should her name be To thee, the name of Rei is bestowed. Sir! It is my honor! I said thee! Hahaha. Well whatever, I was going with the flow. As for the names origin, its because she has zero offensive capability. Its easy to remember that way. [1] Yep, even though youre really happy, somehow sorry? It was such a fitting name. Well, next. Beta, raise thy head. Yes. Her bearing is more gentle than Alphas err, Reis. No, maybe I should call it more graceful? To thee, the name of Kinue is bestowed. I shall ept it reverently. Her names origin is silky -> silk -> kinu -> Kinue yeah. [2] I thought about calling her Okinu-san, but since it was a more popr name and Kinue is closer, it became Kinue Now for thest one. Gamma, raise thy head. Okay~ Ah, yep. Beta, now Kinue, is more gentle and this one is more carefree. Definitely. To thee, the name of Nerune is bestowed. Thank you very much, master~ Her name is because shes a witch. Eh? What does Nerune have to do with witches? Lets see here, isnt there the image of stirring something in a cauldron? Stirring until the color changes right? Right? Yeah. [3] And again, Im not your master. [4] Well everyone is named with rtively irresponsible names, but since its from another world I probably wont be exposed. Rather, Rokuko would probably be happy knowing that the names came from another world. Thats all for the naming ceremony. I had it so that the golems would apud when I finished up in a loud voice. Now then, the closing words are important wonder what I should say? Ah~, hey Kehma. Its fine to end it already you know? Alright! Rei, Kinue, Nerune. Do your best for the dungeon from now on! At that moment, the golems solid hands apuse sounded like a storm. Dangit Rokuko, you took away the good part! Footnotes: Rei = Zero. Silk (kana) -> Kinu (Silk in kanji) Yeah, so I couldnt think of a way to show this in English. äƤ -> Netteru -> Neru -> Nerune (Stir and stir) Return She uses master that implies teacher. Chapter 85 Extra: Worries (Reis Point of View) Theres nothing today either, is there. I am Rei the vampirea monster. Summoned to a dungeon, it is a monsters duty to repel intruders Thats how it should be, but my job is to wee intruders. The other day, I received the name Rei and became a named monster. The title of named monster is something amazing that is fit for bosses alone. In spite of that, my job is that of an inns receptionist. Moreover, assistance. As I received my name grandly through a naming ceremony, even though I want to contribute to the dungeon by all means, its honestly a letdown. I mean, mowing down intruders and crushing them, I want to raise the dungeons DP like that. However, this dungeons dungeon master is Kehma-sama, a human. In other words, he chose the path of living a long life by buttering up to the humans that were the same race as him No, theres no doubt that master has also sharpened his fangs. Even if hes usually sleepy, the feeling of supremacy emanating from him during the naming ceremony was unbelievable. That gold and silver was gorgeous, and despite that the armor worn on his body wasnt tasteless. Just recalling that shining and transparent sword de equipped on masters honorable figure is enough for me to once again swear my allegiance. However, my assigned job is as an inns receptionist. Haah I opened the window of the room that was allotted to me and looked towards the sky The sun is dazzling, such horrid weather. I reaffirmed that I could bathe in sunlight once again. Even though I am a vampire, I am alright with the suns light. Vampires originally have many weak points. However, they wont have any weak points at all if they be true ancestors. Able to exercise overwhelming might in both physical means and magic means, they could swagger not only through the night but under daylight as well. That is a true ancestor. Starting as a vampire, it is the strongest existence. There were also existences known as amon vampires, those that held resistance towards one weak point, like atavism. [1] Among vampires, its said there is something known as true ancestor atavism. I am one of those who has true ancestor atavism, holding such resistances. Or maybe its already enough to call me a true ancestor? However, thats without my curse: offensive power of zero. Or more precisely, I cant use any vampire abilities. With this Im the same as a normal human, no, worse than a human. I even have less fighting strength than a goblin. So again, I sighed. At first, Id thought about what a monster without any fighting capability could do. When I heard that I would be working at an inn, I thought I would be working like a subus. However, I assumed the position of receptionist, conveying costs to the guests that asionally arrived, receiving money, and handing them back the change. Thats all. The [Abacus] tells me how many coins are needed for cost and change calctions. Its fine if I just dont make a mistake in counting the coins Is there any meaning in my existence? Its that easy a job. Like that, I work a job that anyone could do and am given meals and a residence. I have been given something very good. It even seems that I eat the same thing as master and Rokuko-sama I couldnt possibly afford it. Rather, when I think that Ichika-sense and Meat-senpai are renting two of the inns rooms, it could be said that we who were given private rooms were given good treatment. I cant understand just what in the world master is thinking. Arent I just a normal pet like this? No, even a pet would work to heal their owner, am I not below a pet? This is bad. As a prideful vampire, this is a grave situation. I cant retain my pride if I dont help master somehow or another. Even though I received a name, its like that. There was a tapping sound at my rooms door. Who is it? Well, obvious. Kinue, the silky. As the first step to master teaching her magic, Nerune, the apprentice witch, is learning her job and magic from Meat-senpai. Since it isnt mealtime right now, its probably magic time. Master and Rokuko-sama could use the dungeons contact function if they had a task for me. Ichika-sensei wouldnt imitate elegance by just knocking but would call me while knocking. Since the inns established [Employee Dormitory] is off limits to everyone but staff, the only person left is Kinue. Rei-san, I would like to clean. Kinue. By using [Cleanup] to clean, you dont have to bring cleaning tools you know. If [Cleanup] could finish all of the cleaning, there wouldnt be any cleaning tools. E-even so This silky seems to like cleaning without using [Cleanup] for some reason. Even though I know what kind of race silkys are because of the information imprinted on me when master summoned me, this girl is praiseworthy, she just cleaned a little earlier. Well, I leave it to her though since living in a clean room isfortable. Then Ill be cleaning, so please leave. Like that, I was driven out. Theres nothing to do. Hmm. Come to think of it, along with cleaning the inn, Kinue is also studying cooking. Nerune is training in magic too if I could also use magic, I might be useful to the inn somehow. Im the only one thats useless, arent I I dont like it. Wouldnt my only use right now be night services Eheheh, nights are your specialty since youre a vampire right? T-thatsplease return my clothes! Eating and living idly for you is a waste, theres no choice for you but this. that kind of situation. Uu, my face reddened by thinking about something weird. Although I wouldnt hesitate if the other person was master, at any rate, I have to be use helpful somehow. Wondering what I should do for now as I stood in front of my room, I left the inn for a stroll. Even though the weather was detestable with the sun zing down, its fine for the current me. Walking for a short while, there was a field. Golems that master set to work were harvesting crops. Although there were several other kinds of vegetables as well, it appeared that right now it was harvesting beet-radishes to make into sugar Should I help with the harvest? Theres nowhere for me to help. The golems perfectly filled the simple work. Moreover since I dont have order rights for these golems, Id only be a hindrance if I tried to forcibly help. Since golems dont tire, theres no reason for me to purposely help out either. Ugugugu. So Im useless here too? I continued walking. I came along to [Great Tsuia Mountain Tunnel] Hmm. So what. The cave costs money to enter, so theres no reason for me to enter it either. Ah, a merchant is passing through. Burdened with a wooden rack on his back, it was the type of trader called a peddling adventurer. Most of the traders that pass through here ferry salt from Pavuera to Sia to sell. From there, they would ferry dried vegetables and woodwork from Sia to sell in Pavuera. Oh, I could also earn money like that No, to begin with I cant do math that properly. Not without [Abacus]-sans assistance Uu, I need to continue studying my [Times Table]. Oh, but before that I need to figure out addition and subtraction, dont I Im not good at math I wonder if theres anything I can do Next time, lets consult with master about if theres nothing I can do. Ahh mou, Im fed up with not being able to do anything. I received a name at longst, I dont want to be useless! Footnotes: Atavism is the tendency to revert to ancestral type. In biology, an atavism is an evolutionary throwback, such as traits reappearing which had disappeared generations before. In this case, a throwback to the true ancestors resistance to all weak points. Chapter 86 Reis Consultation Finishing the naming ceremony, I thought of something. Dont things like loyalty not matter since I had absolute order rights? No, even if I have them, they should surely be overflowing with willingness even while working like this. Maybe. Definitely. But that armor really was a pain to put on and take off. Full te isnt something you should wear. Now now, how about lets peek at how the dungeons doing today? By the way, its our dungeon but no ones dead in it its not like its peaceful, in fact it seems like some number of E-Rank adventurers died in the dungeon. Rookies that arent careful enough would easily get caught by the traps. Even so, since its not at the level yet where people would die even if theyre being careful, this dungeon[Cave of Desires]has taken on the significance of being a perfect rite of passage for rookies. Its a dungeon for beginners. Well, theres even a magic sword test room to show it off established in thebyrinth area. I built three more rooms since it was so popr, but nowadays theres talk about there definitely being magic swords in the dungeon. It seems theres even an adventurer that heard that and is locked up in the dungeon right now. Seems like the guy didnt hear about there being a well-known [Greed Trap] here from the guild. Maybe I should just leave him alone? Though Im thinking about that, its probably better to save him from the brink of death and demand payment from him. But I dont think I can expect any returns from idiots that cant even gather information from the guild about the dungeon, they even say, You can leave if you return the magic sword to the pedestal Oh he just said, Im a rich familys third son, Drasan! I cant die in a ce like this! An aristocrat huh. It looks like thered be a return, but saving him seems tiresome. Ill pass. Its his own responsibility since its a dungeon. Lets ignore him if a rescuemission doesnte from the guild. Since hisrades that looked like followers were getting irritated, there are ways for them to die other than starvation. Things can happen in a dungeon. Theres nothing strange about it even if people die. There wouldnt even be a body left since the dungeon eats it. Not being saved from an instant death trap, eaten by a monster after letting your guard down, there are nearly infinite exnations for it. Furthermore there arent even any witnesses outside of those in the room, and everyones armed. Yup, I look forward to the DP Ill be getting. The customer is always right. They are our gods. Amen. Ah, but theres another adventurer besides me exploring thebyrinth area right now, maybe theres a story there? How about I secretly make him unable toe to this test room? Fufufu, theyre saying stuff like, Rescue is definitelying soon. It might take a while you know? Setting the aristocrat aside, his followers DP are delicious. While I was observed such a pleasant situation in the dungeon, Rei came over with a serious expression on. It seemed she wanted to discuss something with me. I-I want to be useful for the dungeon! Ill do anything, please give me some work! Seriously? When did she turn into such a corporate sheep? No, its a dungeon, so maybe itd be a dungeon sheep? When did she be such a dungeon sheep? Its definitely because of the naming ceremony! Well, honestly youre helping me enough just by working as the inns receptionist I also want to do things that benefit the dungeon like Kinue and Nerune for master! Well, youre helpful enough just being a receptionist you know? Master doesnt have to sugarcoat it. Theres no mistake that Im a defective vampire. Its to the point that I even make mistakes counting coins Oi, dont make mistakes there. Maybe I should automate that too Like a register wait,e to think of it I already made something that works like that in the slot machine, I could just make something simr But work for Rei huh? Rather, I cant think of something for a vampire that has no offensive power or special abilities. I just made her on my own, but I havent thought about any other time of work for her at all other than as an inn employee Wonder if theres any good ideas? When I looked down a little to avert my eyes aware from Reis serious gaze, I saw the dungeon map being disyed. Come to think of it, your own offensive power has nothing to do with you ability to move the dungeons monsters around. Ive been ordering them around remotely by using a golem, but Rei could do that too right? Or rather, Rei cant open the menu huh? Well, I think its fine to give her the authority for the menu, but shes a dungeon monster. I dont think its normal to entrust the dungeon to subordinates So I cant do anything to help master after all Ah, sorry, sorry. I was just thinking about something. I looked through the menu Oh, there it is. Lets see, grant authority. Possible targets are [Gobsuke], [Feni], [Rei], [Kinue], and [Nerune] wait, whys Gobsuke there!? The others are white, just Gobsukes disyed as grey! Maybe I cant delete named entries? Uwaaah. Maybe I should stop naming so casually. I dont like things being so mixed up like that. I dont see Meat and Ichika, so I guess a connection with the dungeon is needed after all? Right, lets hang out and try a bit of an experiment. [1] Y-yes! Since Im a vampire, I am somewhat stronger than humans, so there is no problem at all even if you do it violently! I got her agreement, so for now lets authorize Rei in the menu as a partner. In addition, it looks like theres even options to fine tune its range. The dungeon and inn are specified in the range, and restrict DP usage? Eh, wait, what? Hold up, its saying that I dont need to personally handle the food? [2] Uwaah, I should have looked into this a bit more seriously. Well, there may have been a requirement of having five or more named monsters or something. Okay, permission for this, permission for that. Quantity of items and amount of DP that can be used is limited, permission given! Managing the menu is for the management. They were originally management candidates after all if it goes well with Rei, lets give some permissions to Kinue and Nerer. Alright, lets see if you can take it out. Fueh!? T-take what out m-milk!? Breast milk!? Wait. The menu, menuuu. The heck is she talking about breast milk for? S-sorry. Master was looking at my chest so Now that she mentions it, the menu is invisible huh. Crap, Im not a pervert. Hm? Looking at it another way couldnt I look at legs if I just say Im looking at the menu? Ah, no, in the end wouldnt I just be a person whose only goal is to look at legs? Lets stop there. Menu,e out! I see, I was authorized as a partner so I can see it, and can make it invisible so you were looking at the menu while it was invisible! Thats right. In the end it looked like she could make the menu appear. With this I should be able to entrust her with moving the monsters and monitoring the dungeon. Shes originally a race thats good atbat, so shell definitely do well. Like this, lets have you help out the dungeon. Continuing the experiment, I confirmed that I could take away and return her authority. She looked incredibly happy that she can help, but there was a possibility that I couldnt have given it back after taking away the authority again its alright. I wouldnt have abandoned her even if I couldnt grant the authority back to her. Footnotes: Doesnt trante well as the verb used is very very all-purpose, but he says something that can be taken as Lets keep each otherpany in a sexual meaning. The word for [Range] here is also implying other things, such as things they could do. Like use deployment for example. Chapter 87 Lets Pay Back the Loan The number of staff that can manage the dungeon has increased. That is in other words, the dungeon can be managed without it being unreasonable even if it wasrger. For the time being, lets expand the dungeon towards Sia. The underground can be used for whatever. Come to think of it, Ive been expanding the dungeons domain above ground, but itll be something hard to deal with if I dont divide it into different floors and an intruder enters. I didnt split [Great Tsuia Mountain Tunnel] into multiple floors at first, so I wasnt able to remodel anything if there was even a single person inside it. I had to rush and divide it into floors by separating it into several blocks. Even the za in front of where people enter the dungeon that the inn is at is on a different floor from the dungeon. It seems it can be a floor even if it isnt divided with a staircase, just what is a floor? Ive been trying to figure that out recently. Furthermore, it takes 5,000 DP to set a floor. Although we have more ie now than we used to its still a pretty big expense. I wonder how much days profit it is? Adventurers thate here are between E and C-Rank. Thats around 30-80 DP generated per person naturally. Parties are somewhere between two and five people and two or three parties enter at a time. The amount of DP produced doubles when theyre shut in one of the inns rooms too, and theres also the inns ie the calctions areplicated. Should I make an ounting book? Sounds bothersome. Lets hope that Menu-san gets a feature like that sometime. Also, Haku-san leaves stuff like payments or tips to Rokuko whenever shees to stay even if we start losing DP, so maybe theres not much of a reason to figure it out? That woman really does spendvishly. Cream soda is her favorite so she orders one immediately, one at dinner, one when taking a bath and another when going to bed. She buys each one with a gold coin and even gives Rokuko 5,000 DP tips. She has that kind of condition. Shes too kind to her imouto. At any rate, I should probably add more floors and move the boss room down. Although the riddle area still hasnt been captured, Im a bit uneasy that the only things guarding after its broken through are golems. Lets assume theres an adventurer that specializes in golems. That person would win against golems easily. If they went beyond the riddle area, our dungeon, [Cave of Desires], would beid bare. Golems can only use physical attacks huh At minimum, Id like some guys that could use magic attacks. For that, itd be necessary to use DP. Lets raise some money. Whats the matter, Kehma? Why so sudden? Were getting a lot of money from the inn and toll fee arent we? Come to think of it, I still havent returned the DP I borrowed from Rokuko for that dungeon battle against [me Cavern] huh. Rather, when I added floors in a rush to to deal with the problem of not being able to remodel the dungeon, I borrowed even more. I handed her gold coins as coteral, but Rokuko couldnt use them herself even if she has the gold coins I want to return the DP I borrowed from Rokuko. I dont mind. Kehma and I are partners in body and mind after all. Its because youre my important partner that I have to do this properly. I dont want anything strange to happen and it getplicated. If Kehma says so, well lets do it properly then? Fufun, youre my important partner after all! Dont want it to getplicated you know! Rokuko looks like shes really happy for some reason. After being alone for so many years, shes probably happy that she has someone as a partner I guess. I opened the menu and checked how much DP I had. Lets see, youve borrowed 53,000 DP so far? Im holding fifty three gold coins as coteral How much DP does the dungeon have without mine? Since we summoned those three the other day just short of 9,000 remaining. I handed her the gold coins as coteral, but since they would be worth 53,000 DP if we used them as is, the loan is exactly zerod out. But it would take an incredible 530,000 DP to get fifty three gold coins. Since there was a difference in the exchange rates, its best to use money for money and DP for DP. Its better to earn enough DP to pay it back. Since were mostly even if I used the coteral, you could just pay it back eventually with the inns business you know? You even have sugar to sell you know? Even though thats also true, Ive still been anxious about it. I cant sleep calmly when Im anxious. Now then, I have an idea to make money. Remember the beet-radish field I made before? Those beet-radishes were finally harvested the other day. Well be making sugar from now on. Sugar is a treasure so itll definitely be a lot of DP! Oh, but you got those seeds with DP will it be alright? Even gold coins bought with DP can turn back into DP, so its theoretically alright The only question is how much DP itll be, I guess. First I turned one of them into DP as-is it became 5 DP. Ooh, it went up, it went up! Since one seed set (5 DP) can be harvested as fifty radishes, even just that is a fifty-fold return. I wonder if itll be worth even more when its refined into sugar? Huh? How do you refine it into sugar? * Even though it was crazy hard, I managed to make some kind of brownish mass of sugar. Rokuko saved me after I messed up twice by saying, Come to think of it, couldnt you get the recipe with DP? It cost 20 DP to buy. After I crushed it into small pieces, I put it into hot water to boil it down and dissolve the sugar. That was very tough. Yeah, thanks for helping out Kinue-san. Kinue-san had also helped with the cooking work. I mean, shes really skilled. If Kinue-san didnt help I probably wouldve burned it a few times at the least. Hey Kehma. Why do you attach [San] to Kinue? Just because? Well, no, shes turned into something like the dorm mother for the employee dormitory. She has this gentle atmosphere and loves to clean, so shes overflowing with a motherly feeling. When I gave her a bamboo broom, shed go outside and sweep on her own volition. Now then, the sugars brown, but how do you make it white? Unfortunately, the recipe ended at the point of making the sugar. For now, I converted one beet-radishs portion into DP. 10 DP huh. It doubled. Got our moneys worth from the recipe. Guess Ill leave it to golems Kinue-san, please give directions to the golems. Certainly, master. Well, with this forty-seven beet-radishes became 470 DP. With that, 5 DP bes 500 DP Yep, isnt that awesome? If I sold it to a merchant, itd probably be even more efficient by turning the money into DP. That means one hundred of them are worth 50,000 DP Maybe I should expand the field? No, couldnt I make a field in the dungeon? Kukuku, the agricultural king dungeon sounds nice. It really sounds like an idyllic and peaceful dungeon. But how many days does that take? You said 500 DP, but doesnt locking a human party up in the magic sword test room for even a single day get that a lot faster? Which reminds me. Theres that aristocrat and his party of followers thats been locked up since yesterday. Theyre giving us 500 DP a day. Since theyre locked up with a jail door too, with the prison effect (x3) and locked-up effect (x2), were getting six times the normal amount. Isnt it better to think about another way? No, well, yeah, I guess Dammit, even though I thought that Ide up with a perfect strategy * And so I changed ns, deciding to sell Ontentoo a figurine made with a golem. It sold. When I called Ontentoo Im in possession of a Tsuia Mountain dragon figurine. How about giving it to Redra as a present? Then, when I showed him the gold-ted dragon figurine [Heeh, that thing theres nice, Redrad like it.] He bought it for asking price. Even though I just started out with 100,000 DP [Well thats about right yeah? Hahaha.] He paid it in full with a heartyugh. 100,000 DP. Thinking about the 5 DP sweet-roll assortment, thatd be worth around 10,000,000 yen. A ridiculous price! Just what the heck is he doing for ie? And so I obtained 100,000 DP and repaid the loan. It ended so easily its kind of anticlimactic What was my anxiety for! But didnt it take you three days to make that gold-ted figurine? No no, its justparing these three days ie against theborious agriculture that finally gave 500 DP You definitely arent suited for agriculture, you know. Thats right, I am a dungeon master after all. Agriculture is just an extra. But I can still get fresh vegetables, lets have the golems keep on working the fields from now on. Maybe I should sell the beet-radishes to merchants as sugar? I-its not like Im attached to it! Its just a side job! And even dust can build up into a mountain you know!? Chapter 88 Aristocrats Rescue Party Now then, that aristocrat from the other day is still trapped in there. Theres been little development. Unfortunately, they havent gotten to the point of killing each other yet. It looks like theyre starting to thin out since their foods ran out though. There hasnt been any developments in the dungeon, but there has been outside of it. A search party came. There were ten people in it. I think thats a moderate number. Rather, toment on it, thats a troubling amount. The rescue group called themselves elite guardsmen knights and each were in uniforms. They seem to beposed of E-Rank to C-Rank adventurers to dive into the dungeon. Their DP feels great thats about the only good thing I can see about these guys though. Really, these guys have horrible manners. * Like when they came to the inn, they surrounded the counter with all ten of them like they were trying to coerce us. On the other hand, Ichika who was working at the reception desk handled them easily. It didnt turn into much of a situation. She didnt live a life that eventually lead to her bing a ve just for show, she has guts. I mightve wet myself if it were me. (ording to Ichika, it seems shes seriously afraid of getting surrounded by debt collectors.) Yaho~. Wee to [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]~ We are the Rich familys third elite guardsmen knight order. We will rent this inns rooms, be thankful. With that, the simple search partysmanding officer threw back his head with an arrogant air of superiority. Ichika just let it slide and exined the fees. Heheh~, one persons fifty copper, meals excluded. I guarantee their deliciousness though~ Haah? Fifty copper per person and meals are extra!? Ill have you know that we are the Rich familys third elite guardsmen knight order! Mmm, so what? Wha I said that we are the Rich familys third elite guardsmen knight order! I wonder, is [The Rich Familys Third Elite Guardsmen Knight Order] something amazing? Maybe its something like a coupon that saves you money when you mention it? Well, its not like itll work at all at this inn though. Its management is someone from another world. Its probably better to get payment in advance, these guys seems like the type to say theyll payter and just run away. The Rich familys third elite guardsmen knight order huh Heh~, the adventurer guild branch office nearby will hear about yater~ Gu whatever, the food from such a cheap inn like this would be unappetizing anyways! We dont need food! Yah yah, then thats one~ two~ three~ ten people huh? Ichika got them to behave themselves somehow by saying shed tattle on them to the adventurer guild. Good job! Even if its for a rescue, its really effective for adventurers that dive into dungeons. The search partysmander then put four silver and fifty copper on the counter. Seriously, hes petty. Its fifty per person yknow? Rich Familys Third Elite Guardsmen Knight Order-sa~n? Tch, greedy Paveueran He bitterly ced thest fifty copper coins on the counter doesnt this fall under travel expenses? This Rich family must be pretty stingy. Oi, woman. Youreing to my roomter to have a good time. Ah, we dont have that kind of service here. Help yourself if its between you guest knights~ You know we are the Rich familys third elite guardsmen knight order? We get that youre some kind of knight order already. Well, its a good thing I got a hunch and had Ichika work at reception. The newbies wouldnt have been able to deal with them. Rather the heck did Ichika-san mean by saying between you guest knights? Giving up because Ichika easily dealt with whatever he said, he quietly epted keys to five twin rooms, the Knight Order-donos (delinquents) walked to their rooms. First stage sess. Then after that, it became mealtime. Even though he said that he wouldnt need food, he came to the dining room at meal time. Meat was the one to deal with him there. Oi, give us food. I paid. The hell you did! Ah, unintentionally felt like standing up and tsukkomiing him. Id just happened toe to the dining room to eat a meal. I mean, we have a meal ticket system here. Since you need to hand over a meal ticket to receive your meal, if you dont have a ticket you wont be served. Its the same thing even if you lose your ticket somehow. Well, if you bought the meal ticket at the reception desk and exined it properly it would be worked out, but right now only an idiot would forget that guys remark. Do you have a meal ticket? If you dont have one, please purchase it again at the reception desk. Fucking kid! So cheeky even though youre just a filthy beastkin! The self-proimed knightmander lunged at Meat who gave him the temte answer exactly as the manual told her to. Filthy? Meat is way cleaner than you guys. She has to smell good to be a hug pillow to sleep with after all. Come here, Ill educate you! Ill decline. Meat easily avoided the self-proimed knight leaders attempt to grasp her arm. He looked very uncool there. As expected, he was very self-aware about that. He tried to catch her again, but was easily avoided yet again. The other guests that hade to eat were whistling and cheering her magnificent evasion performance like it was a show. Guh, defying me even though youre just a beastkin!? Dont you know what the Rich familys third elite guardsmen knight order is!? I do not know. Yep, I didnt tell Meat since I dont know either. Maybe someone will exin to us just how great they are sooner orter? The Rich family could easily crush an inn like this! Is that so? Id told Meat to properly ignore whatever he said. Rather, for arguments sake, even if that Rich family can crush this inn dont you just work for them? This guys just saying whatever he wants to boast. But yeahhh right, your bodys more or less good looking, thatll work. Be happy, give your body to me and I wont have this inn crushed. The heck are you saying to a little girl, oi. You have no integrity. Ill decline. You dont care what happens to this inn then? Hes gradually turning into an eyesore. The other guests are also getting pretty irritated. And so, I stood up in front of Meat as though to protect her and adressed the self-proimed knightmander. Oi, you. Cut it out. Aaah!? The hell are you, dont you know that we are This inns sponsor is the A-Rank adventurer, [White Winged Goddess]. Saying such thoughtless remarks, she might just decide that the Rich family is a very pesky thing? Startled, he stopped movement for a moment. I-is that true? [White Winged Goddess], backing an inn like this? Yeah, she oftenes to stay. Its not a lie, you can go hear it from the guild if you want. They wont hide it, youll learn about it pretty fast so, you get how bad itd be to make trouble? Would that Rich family protect you if you made enemies with an A-Rank adventurer? The color of blood drained from his face. The power of an A-Rank adventurers title is crazy I-I wish to express my thanks for the information He coughed before continuing. I-I just remembered that I have some business elsewhere, I must be going. Thus, he promptly withdrew. You did good. Shoulda helped sooner! Arent you embarrassed by relying on~ the~ goddess~? While the guests called out with a few teases, I returned to my seat while patting Meats head. Goshujin-sama, thank you. What, thats my duty from the start Itd be good if they behaved themselves now Hyah, y-yes thats right. While I yed with Meats doggy ears with my fingers, for some reason I had a hunch that it probably wouldnt work out like that. * Well. Really, even though it wouldve been good if they behaved themselves, that self-proimed knightmander just shut himself up in his room and his subordinates are doing whatever they please. Particrly when they enter the bath, they dont use [Cleanup], they swim around, they make a ton of noise and annoy everyone near them, and when they get out of the bath they leave food scattered about the floor in the lounge. Even in the game room, they beat against the slot machine and tried to steal the ying cards. Come on. When ites to the entertainment business, just that much is just barely tolerable. What I wont tolerate is them trying to take my futons without permission. Something huge like that would definitely get exposed. However, that wouldve required them to think a little. They tried to slice the futons in half and divide the work and take them home. Ichika noticed it when she was casually going down the hallway and sweeping, she stopped them just before they cut them those guys, even without their self-proimed knightmander they tried twisting our arms by saying, We are the Rich familys third elite guardsmen knight order! The self-proimed knightmander stopped them with a pale face though, yep. Its already no use. Theyve crossed the line that I cant forgive. They tried to cut my futons into pieces and steal them. Theres no way I could forgive that, right? And so, I decided to wee them into my dungeon. Chapter 89 Weing the Intruders 1 Fucks sake, whyd I gotta dogeza! Didnt you hear it from themander? Theyre supported by an A-Rank adventurer. No way thats right, why woulda A-Rank adventurere to a ce like this? Themanders unexpectedly susceptible eh. Oi, hell hear you. Ah crap. The Rich familys third knight order. Even though they appeared like that, they were knights that serve Earl Rich they were an assortment of adventurers being put to use as fighters. Like this time, their tasks included dungeon search and rescues. This time, they received a report from the Rich familys second son, Doran, by way of the guild that they were to rush over because, The third son, Drason, has met an ident in the dungeon. For rescuing someone from a dungeon, time was of the essence. Therefore, they made certain to act quickly so that they couldter use the excuse that they took the proper measures. By the way, as for the Elite Guardsmen part of the Third Elite Guardsmen Knight Order that was a self-proimed title with the reason being: it sounded cool. Meaning no one in the group knew what it was supposed to mean. Oi, thats a trap right there. Be careful. Ah yeah. Since us third elite guardsmen knight order are the ones doing it, even dungeon rescue operations are easy as hell Not if theyre still alive, though. It was rare for rescue operations for dungeons to seed. All items disappearpletely if they die in the dungeon. You cant locate something that doesnt exist. Usually, people would search for two or three days before proiming something like, Since we were unable to find them, it seems that theyve died in the dungeon. Because of this, for them, this Rescue Operation was basically a way to get some pocket change from the dungeon before ending it with a suitable report it was really easy to think of it as easy work. Commander~, think that stupid Son-sama still alive? No way. He definitely died some time ago somewhere in the dungeon. If he did manage to live somehow together with those followers of his, well Id probablyve killed him on the second day? Yeah haha, theres no way. Really, that stupid Son-sama is way too useless. The familys already decided that the eldest son, Kandra-sama, is going to seed. Kandra-sama even already has an heir too, so the Rich family is happy with him. The Rich familys inheritor was decided to be the eldest son, Kandra. Since Kandra had already had a son, the family was secure. Therefore, the only way the third son, Drason, could be the head of the family would be for him to umte achievement after achievement. Naturally, since he hadnt returned from the dungeon after leaving to find a magic sword in it, it didnt need to be said that that was also impossible. Well thats fine aint it? Thered be no more idiot, aint it fine to just think of it like that? Kukuku, gotta point there. They spoke ill of Drason, who was definitely the person they served and the family heads rtive. Though they acted like that, they didnt know that even they were considered the parasitic idiot knight order by the next head of the family, Kandra. * [But man it sucked I couldnt y around with that woman no choice but to save up some more money.] [That slot machine thing was the worst. Already lost the reward were getting for this] [Those ying cards, I only took one of em, sucks I couldnt get more] Those guys, theyre just doing whatever they want. And that ying card So they stole after all huh have to set up some countermeasures for that. Well, although I decided that today will be a weing party for those guys, todaysbyrinth area is special. Im even letting them pass by the riddle area. Maybe Ill try out the unexplored areas traps and defensive functions. [Oh, theres golems. Just like we heard. Get em! Ah, they ran away!] [Dont chase them. This is abyrinth ya know?] [Eh, right] While instigating them with some moderate golems, I guided them through a path to break through thebyrinth. I let Rei and them operate the golems, this also served as practice. Master, is it fine guiding them like this? Youre doing fine. Just keep changing their path by leading them on with the golems Here, look. Theyve met back up. The knight order (delinquents) had divided their group of ten into two groups of five to search. As nned, we made sure that they met back up atbyrinths exit so it looks like they were guided well. [Oh? Your team also came huh. Good timing.] [As expected of us So, looks like its pretty much unexplored areas next?] [Hoh, sounds great Though, its dangerous too. What do we do?] Hmm, so all the same theyre careful huh. Will they bite the bait? [Nn? Oi, check it out.] [ Thats a treasure chest huh. Pawn, go check it out.] [Yah!] A scout named Pawn opened the treasure chest while being vignt. As for its contents [Oh, a weapon! A knife theres a magic stone in it, its a magic sword! Commander, can I have this!?] [Alright, good job Pawn. Now, Ill be taking that.] [But] [Its fine since were splitting the money up afterwards yeah? Oi, look. Seems to be some more treasure chests inside. Or rather, there arent any traps around here?] [From the looks of it, nope. I heard theres a riddle somewhere maybe its farther in?] Ah, looks like they fell for the simple chests I set up to guide them in. The knight order (delinquents) are moving farther and farther in. Theyre so reckless its doubtful that theyre really even C-Rank. Maybe its better this way? [Ooh! Woah, this is a magic sword too! Theres one here too!] [That makes the fifth one! Hahaha, I cant stop smiling anymore!] Yep, looking good. Its good theyre so stupid. Well, once theyd went sufficiently far inside, I quietly closed the first rooms door. They put a door wedge on it, but theres no problem since Ill just collect it. Rather, why did they bring a wedge? Is that a C-Rank thing? The riddle area was in full effect once the door closed. Originally, the door to the room wouldnt open if the riddle wasnt solved. You could only enter the first andst rooms without solving them. This was the [Four Room Series of Riddle Rooms]. [1] Furthermore, the riddle question followed the usual pattern, whenever a door was opened, it would change to another question. Which meant you couldnte and go just by solving it once. .. Well, in other words, the knight order (delinquents) would be confined in the [Riddle Area] from now on. The DP were getting from them doubled. I wonder if the amount of DP we get when they die doubles as well? Its a good opportunity. Lets try it out this time. [Oi, we cant go back!] [Huh? Hold up, wheres the doorstop!?] [Its not there Ive never heard something like them disappearing this fast. It shouldvested a day at least] [Did we overlook some special mechanism? No, maybe a monster moved it?] [I dunno, but at any rate, the riddle appeared when the door closed.] What, so it was an item like that? Now that I think about it, there was something like that written in the [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons] too, crap. I forgot. Looks like Haku-san that as fakemon sense like with the [Safety Zone] too? Ill make sure to have a golem remove them from now on. Mice should work too? [ What now? Looks like we cant leave without solving the riddle?] [Yeah. But look, can you solve it?] This times question was a special one. Anyone could answer it, I prepared a super simple question. [How many steps are in the spiral staircase beyond this point, as well as what color is the door at the bottom? The fuck?] [Thankfully, the door that continues on is open Looks like theres no choice but to keep going.] [2] Hello~, this is our ten honored guests guide speaking~. Footnotes: Like advancing into the first riddle room or retreating to thest riddle room. From what I can tell, they are currently in the second of the riddle rooms with the first riddle rooms riddle door having the question on it? Im very, very confused here Chapter 90 Weing the Intruders 2 The correct answer was just the amount of steps and the matching color of the door at the bottom but since they couldnt see it from the top, they wouldnt be able to know without descending. That was the n. [Theres no way to solve it without going further into the dungeon, eh like were getting invited in.] [Shit, were we too careless? We shouldve known thered be a bit difference from how [Ordinary Cave] used to be.] [Oi! Focus up if you dont want to die! This is no longer an E-Rank dungeonthink of it as an A-Rank grade dungeon and dont wander off!] Whoops! Looks like theyre fired up now. Well, its fine. Ill just have them give their all to assess this ces performance. So for now, the knight order (delinquents) advanced through the [Spiral Staircase Area]. With a hole down the middle of it, the spiral staircase was made up of wooden footholds that sprung from the walls in a spiral shape. Step by step, they verified that the boards wouldnt fall their concern is justified. There are some that would fall if it held a persons full weight. [1] [There are some fake footholds mixed in. Watch your step!] [Yeah. Lets advance careful Should we count the fakes too?] Step by step, they slowly advanced while checking their footing. Well, they wont be able to continue like this though. Now then, Rei. Kinue-san. Nerune Enemies have entered the [Spiral Staircase Area]Push them off.] Understood, master! This spiral staircase area was open. Other than it looking awesome, there was another, more proper, reason for this. As for what was prepared there, they were bulkyincredibly bulky,rger than the width of the staircasestone wall golems. Then, targeting the knight order (delinquents) that were descending the open spiral staircase, the stone wall golems that were buried in the wall made their appearance. The reaction, simply put [Uwah!? M-move quick! Its a trap!] [W-wai, go back!] [Idiot, this way too u-uwaaah!] They were pushed and fell. Simple as that. The were four people that had fallen behind from being too preupied with the fake steps were pushed down by stone wall golems and fell through the open hole in the center as for how far the drop was, it was from the second above ground floor to the third underground floor. Though they were working on descending the staircase, those four people that fell were the highest up and dropped four floors worth of height and fell really fast. When they reached the floor, they turned into red blotches that wouldve needed mosaics to cover up. The amount of DP we got was the amount of four E-Rank adventurers worth Hmm, doesnt look like it doubled even if theyre made to be confined. But still uwaah, that was way more dangerous than expected. ughtering the bandits when I came to this world, at this point I dont feel any guilt. However, it still looks awful. All four of them were wearing armor, but all four of their heads popped open. Gross. Its at the level where evente-night anime would hide it with ck shadows. Ugh well, looks like Im not eating any meat today [Tch, so four people got caught huh.] [Whatever we do, we cant turn back.] [ No, look. Theyve already turned back into walls How abrupt it was was surprising, but the speed that theye out isnt too fast. They take a moment toe out. If we run past them in one go, we should probably be able to get back up before theye out. We can also descend like that.] The remaining people: six. As expected of amanders character, he seems calm. They collected valuables and equipment from the dead bodies. What amazing mental fortitude, I want to learn that from them. Sorry, only four of the people were able to be pushed off. No, that much is fine. Instead, its good that you pushed four people off Now for the other six. How about we have somebat training? I installed a haniwa golem onto the spiral staircase. Originally, it was meant to be a boss monster, but itll never get its chance to make its debut as one and is now a sorrowful existence. I had the cavalry-style haniwa golem slowly walk down the spiral staircase. [Oh, theres that door at the bottom. Red huh? Alright, guess we should head back. How many steps were there?] [ One hundred and sixty. As for whether or not to include the topmost step and the bottom one wait,mander. Somethingsing. It should be at the unique level at the least.] [From above? Where did ite from? What is it?] [No idea, this is the first time Ive seen that shape, theres an unknown number of them. Please be on guard.] As for the haniwa golem, it was an armored golem that was mounted on a horse golem. Its face was a haniwa. The golems design was that of a knight that protects my quiet sleep. Although its usually roaming around however it wants on auto mode, right now, Meat is controlling it. Then, Ill be showing this as an example, so please watch. Step by step, the haniwa grandly made its way down the staircase however, it jumped down the center hole as soon as the remaining six people assumed battle postures. Although it probably could have been a surprise attack, since this was so that Rei and the other newbies could practice controlling the golems, I decided to have Meat, who was already aplete veteran at piloting them, show off as an example. Erasing the impact from crashing against the ground by using the horses sufficient legs, it removed the long and slender halberd magic sword golem from its back in a smooth motion. Therge armored golem was about one and a half timesrger than an ordinary human and came with a horse golem to match. The size difference came with an overpowering feeling. Although it was enclosed by six armed people, the golem wasnt agitated in the least. As though it had eyes in the back of its headin truth, there were no blind spots due to looking through the monitorthe atmosphere froze as though nothing would be permitted to move. Im going. Meats mutter was something for us. In the next moment, the horse golem dashed forward alone as though shot from a gun, sending one person flying into the wall. Just one blink of the eyeter, the armored golem thatnded on the ground swung its halberd horizontally at knee height. Two of the peoples reaction times were dyed due to being surprised by the horse golem. Suddenly, they found themselves severed from the knees down, slipping and falling towards the ground. [Gaaah!! Commander! Save meee!] [Run! The staircase is blocked, towards the interior!] As the haniwa golemas Meat nned, she blocked off the staircase. The first person that the horse golem charged had fainted. That person was being trampled by the horse golem, taking up the area in front of the stairs. In addition, the armored golem wielded its halberd as though to defend that path. Their escape was sealed off At the same time, three people were instantly incapacitated. As our DP still hasnt increased yet, they still arent dead. The other half will be left for the newbies tactical training. My orders were perfectly obeyed, magnificent work! The three remaining people ran into the golem warehouse. That was perfect. Thank you very much, Goshujin-sama. Rather, what the heck!? The horse golem could be shot out and move that fast!? Although I sacrificed its output by using gears for now so that it could move faster, how the heck did you just do that, Meat? How!? When you operate all of the joints at the same time, with flowing body movements, the whole body will shoot. Adding the initial kick off, the eleration increases further I practiced this with Rokuko-sama. This is a technique that even Rokuko-sama can use. You should be able to do this much if its a boss. Meat exined to the three newbies so that they could learn it. When did she have the time wait, is it while Im sleeping? I thought that I was the best at using golems, guess not. Those three people, what should be done to them? Goshujin-sama. Ill add a jail to the golem warehouse. Neutralize and throw them in there. Well exploit their DP until they die drive them there while fighting them. Dont lose, defeat them. There are various golems, so try out various things. Yes, master! Iron golems and stone golems were earnestly chasing them around the golem warehouse areas passageway. There were ones that were in the shape of animals, ones with four arms, ones with four legs, ones with bows and arrows or spears, none of the golems had ordinary features. [Shit, shit, what are these monsters, the fuck, why, why are they chasing us!?] [W-we cant do this!] [Hiiii!? Pincushion!? Uwah, stay away, stay away!?] This four-legged golem is slow, but it is very stable for aiming with a bow. A broom isnt a suitable weapon for a golem, is it? Heeeh~, this hedgehog golem is awesome even just by running with it~, so pleasant~ I had the three use whatever golems I made as prototypes that they liked to chase them into the designated check point. At that point [Uwah! A-a web, shit, cant see] [Tear it off!] [Igyaaah! Gu, shit, theres thorns] [Oi, theyre behind us! Quickly!] [Uwaaah! Theyre, theyreing!] Setting up traps, the haniwa golem took a roundabout path. Chasing them, pushing them onward, we had them do nothing but run onward. [Haah, haah, shit, this is t-this] Then, they barely managed to reach the spiral staircase room in the end. It was their only way back. [Its a different room or not but theres none of their corpses. Are they already gone?] [This dungeon is strange, and dangerous!] [I will make it back alive the number of stairs, count again! Dont make a mistake counting! Watch out for the walls! ! Its that guy, that guys cooomiiing!!] The haniwa golem urged them on just to make doubly sure theyd go. Step by step, the golems characteristically thudding footsteps echoed towards them. The walls let them climb the stairs back up withouting out. Though since there were still fake steps, they kept slipping. Master, are you sure? Even though theyll be able to return home? No, they wont be able to return if they did return, theyd definitely have this dungeon be a dangerous spot for beginners Ill show you a bit of a trick, so please enjoy yourselves. Then, the three remaining finally arrived back at the riddle room. [Its the riddle, hurry before that guy gets here! How many steps did you count!? I got one hundred and sixty!] [Me too! A hundred sixty!] [One sixty! The door is red!] [Alright, lets an swer?] The three people froze. In front of them was a riddle. However, it wasnt a question about how many steps there were and what the doors color was. [ This is a special question where the answer is [Easy]! What is 25 + 39? Eh? The heck is this] [The question changed!? But as expected of me, I know this too! Its sixty-six!] The moment that themander answered with that, the rooms floor was reced with a pitfall. He had an expression on like he was asking why, but I didnt expect him to make that particr mistake either you know? Footnotes: The staircase is like this but much, muchrger and more dungeon-y with lots of ways to fall. Chapter 91 Did it Making a mistake with his math, the delinquents fell into the spiderweb trap. Well either way though, he wouldve failed since the answer was [Easy]. At any rate, all of them were neutralized with this. Phew. My works over, feels like a heat thats been clinging to my body is going away Yep, I calmed down. Hey Kehma. I thought of something, wouldnt they be pretty vignt if something like ten adventurers sent in together dont return? Th-thats right. Its as Rokuko says. If I calm down and think about it, that party of ten people contained at least two C-Rank adventurers. It wouldnt be strange for them to consider the dungeon to be pretty hard. I may have raged a little there. Those guys almost wounded the Futon-sans. Were you irritated since they tried to do stuff to Ichika and Meat? No, it was because of the Futon-sans. It was for my lovely Futon-sans. If you like them that much, well its fine? Mm, yep. I wouldnt get irritated from someone making a move on Ichika or Meat well, maybe not. Now that I think about it, maybe. I gave a direct warning to that knightmander for Meat or something, it was something dangerous for me. So in other words, yes crap, I wasnt thinking at all. I repent! Hey hey, Kehma. Would you massacre them all assuming they had a quarrel with me? Thats a dangerous-sounding question Well, I half-killed them. Half arent dead. Rather, around sixty percent are still alive. But theyre going to die eventually from DP being wrung from them you know? Well, yeah. Kehma massacred the bandits for my sake, hed definitely annihte anyone that tries to pick a quarrel with me! Rokuko smiled in a pleasant way that felt full of innocence. Huh, did what she just say sound weird at all? Like, aggressively violent However, since Ive already ced the traps, theres no way those guys will be able to return alive. So its a wholesale murder in the end huh~ maybe Ive gotten a pretty wicked side too. In a certain game, Id be leaning towards chaotic. Itll be bad if I dont hit the brakes at a moderate point. I want to stay neutral to the bitter end. Goshujin-sama. Everyone, they were stored in the jail. Ah, good work However, youve gotten good at operating golems, Meat. When did you make such an improvement? When I stroked Meats head, her tail wagged back and forth happily. My heart calms down when I stroke Meat. Maybe the equations Meat = pillow = sense of security at this point? Right, Meat is my important bedding! Thats why theres nothing wrong with me getting upset if someone tries to make a pass at her! I am not a lolicon! Nnnu? For Goshujin-sama, I did my best, to be useful Its hot recently, so since sometimes I couldnt be your hug pillow, I hauu? Jiii [1] While I was patting Meats head as she let out delighted sounds, Rokuko stared at me with slightly condemning eyes. Yep, sorry. I was just feeling a bit relieved there. So, whatll you do to those guys you caught? Hmm Itd be extremely troublesome to look after the prisoners myself. Besides, itd leave various bad aftertastes with me. Itd hinder my peaceful sleep. Alright! Lets leave this to my subordinates! Rei, there is work for you. As the jailer, I entrust those guys care to you. I will include golems as assistant jailers, go moderately on them. Yes! Please leave it to me, master! May I drink their blood!? Nn? Sure. Go for it. I dont really mind if they die. Yay! Ah, s-sorry, thank you very much! Come to think of it, Rei is a vampire huh. I remembered that fact now at thiste hour. I mean originally, humans were fodder for Rei. Thats why it seems vampires have the know-how to [Own] humans in their head. It might be useful for Rei toe here. Its good that her being a vampire may not be in vain, she might be able to power up by drinking blood! I should think about a device that works in the dungeon so that it isnt exposed. Not a ve cor, more like a prisoner cor I guess? Yeah, it should be fine if I make it with a golem. Something like a pillory that turns into a guillotine with an order. Incidentally, so you wanted to drink blood as a vampire after all? I thought there was that option that invalidated that impulse though. Thats right, I dont need to. However, master, imagine having a body that didnt have to sleep. Ah, yep. Id sleep. Definitely would. I would absolutely sleep. I definitely understand her. [Unnecessary] and [Unwanted] are different things. Its like the feeling of not dying if there was bread even though you loved cake. Even so, our DP ie skyrocketed huh. To be precise, our current ie of 500 DP per day became 1,800 DP per day. Thats three hundred sixty percent. About 1300 DP from six prisoners. So we could get this much huh. Double from being locked up and triple from being in a prison. Theres no way to describe how seriously awesome six times as much is. In other words, might as well live today in luxury! Melon roll party tonight, no objections allowed! Rokuko-sama, Id like to eat hamburgers too. And curry rolls for Ichika too. Ill allow it! What happened to no objections allowed? Well, whatever, its fine. If thats the case maybe I should offer various kinds of breads tonight. Not sweetened buns, but the kinds of baked goods you can find at bakeries. Sometimes luxury is good too! Ah, we got DP. Someone died~ Nn? It didnt look like those guys whose legs were chopped off would die that fast since their wounds were cauterized shut Oh. The aristocrat huh? When I looked at the situation in the test room, the aristocrat his name was Drason I think? Well, he was attacked by his followers. And although he held the magic sword till the end, the followers that surrounded him sessfully returned it to the pedestal and cancelled the lock down. There was still some of the aristocrats blood smeared over the magic sword that was ced back in the pedestal, but the scene was somehow moving. The men had faces like theyd just ovee a difficult journey. Yep yep, they worked hard. Lets cancelbyrinths blockade as a reward. Since Im feeling like doing something kind right now, how about I let them go straight out? By the way, after being saved, they could use the excuse that the noble died. Although they could since there are magic tools that can distinguish lies, theyll probably be arrested immediately after getting interrogated. Well, Im not responsible for that you know? Thats something outside of my dungeon. Footnotes: Audible onomatopoeia for staring at someone/something. Chapter 92 Information From Haku-san Several days after the sad event of the aristocrats murder in the dungeon (it seems the criminals confessed), Haku-san came to visit again. How does this person possibly have this much free time? Well, even though I thought that, it seemed she had some business today as well. She called me and Rokuko together to a room and looked at us while holding on to some cream soda. A hero ising this time. It was shocking information. Eh, a hero? Seriously? Would I tell you a lie? Well, I understand how you feel though. Huh? You usually say [Gods Vanguard], not [Hero] though? Haku Ane-sama. Rokuko-chan is wise. Yes, since he has already went through brainwashing training, hes already under my control. You dont have to worry about many things. I let out my breath, slightly relieved. Lets not pay attention to her mentioning brainwashing. There is a fool that performed the hero summoning ritual in my country at his own volition Although he was barely an aristocrat, my ns went slightly awry and thanks to that I was able toe visit Rokuko-chan. His assets have been seized and the present head of the family was executed. Excuse me, your ns went awry from seizure and execution so you could meet Rokuko? Wait thats not it, a hero summoning done on their own, is that fine? Is it? Rather, a hero summoning is something that can be done that easily? Its normally not something that can be done like that, it takes quite the preparation Perhaps you understand if I spoke in terms of DP? 50,000,000,000 DP. This time, it seems to have been done with a special item that was used aspensation, [Gods Tear]. ording to her, the item itself didnt have much of a value, it was something that could be used to pay the cost of summoning a hero. Like a hero voucher or something. Why did that aristocrat summon a hero? Likely for distinguished services, he was eyeing a piece ofnd that fell directly in the demon kings territory, and if the demon was defeated by throwing the hero at him well, it was like that. Demon king. Fantasy just came and pped me in the face. By the way, the demon kings true identity is Dungeon Core No. 6. His dungeons name is [Demon Kings Castle], a castle-type dungeon. So the demon king is a dungeon core too? I heard something like that a while back, but it was true? Huh? Wasnt it said that it was already defeated? That was probably No. 66. The same type of dungeon core as No. 6, it was one of the demon kings followers. There are some other followers as well Perhaps it could be called the demon king faction? So dungeon cores have factions? Lets join Haku-sans faction. Weve gotten so much DP from her theres noints from me. Well its fine, back on topic, that is why a gods vanguard a hero was summoned. Was, huh, that phrasing is a little worrying. When did the summoning happen? [1] A guess should be alright. For the past three years, he has trained in that territory. Although he seems to have been educated as ording to the [Hero Training Manual] I tentatively made Although I wouldnt have gone so far as to punish him for being in my presence if he properly reported it, it seems he thought that it would make for an outstanding achievement if he did so after defeating the demon king. The head of the family even two generations ago would have been less objectionable, as expected, humans are no good when the generations move on. Haku-san grumbled inint by the end there. How old is she? I didnt think that. If I thought that, shed kill me. Thus I didnt think it. By the way, as for Haku-sans carefully produced [Hero Training Manual], it was made for the sake of teaching gods vanguard [Dungeons That Are Fine to Destroy] and [Dungeons That Are Not Fine to Destroy]. It was a very convenient way (for Haku-san) to nt knowledge in them. Ah, by the way our dungeons previous name of [Ordinary Cave], as well as the current [Cave of Desires] is in the do-not-break category when going to the adventurers guild to find out. The empires foundation, Haku-sans [White Labyrinth], goes without saying. Ah,e to think of it, there are about six intruders captured and confined right now, could we be a [Dungeon That is Fine to Destroy]? If you are exposed, yes. However, have you set up proper countermeasures? Theres no problem then. Its a jail, but they are perfectly isted. Their strength is falling, but since theyre in a room you cant get to without the dungeons [Deployment] function, ordinary intruders would never be able to make it to the jail. Although their strengths should be falling exceptionally, ording to Rei, Im told its fine since they have bodies that cant run away and will never talk again so it seems theres no problem. I didnt ask for any details. Yep, its fine so long as we arent exposed. Although I myself rejected it since we didnt have enough people or the know-how, human farms are still really useful facilities. I understand since there are a few people in the palm of my hand already, but just six people gives the huge profit of 1,300 DP per day. Lets be sure to be able to self-destruct them at any time, like a evidence self-destruction switch. Well, that hero heard about the method of those ying cards thate from your dungeon. He said that there may be some connection to his former world. ording to Kehma-sans n, you have lured him in. Yeah, looks like it. Is that so? A dungeon that drops something thates from the heros world would certainly be suspicious. Although it looks like Ive somehow be an amazing tactician in Haku-sans head, that wasnt my n at all. Sorry. It was a simple mistake. Lets just hide it for now. I shook my head. Naturally, fufufu. Well, although I dont know what you are nning to do with the hero, since the heroing this time, Nishimi, is under my control while hiding the things about dungeon cores thats in the [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons], could you please make best use of him and return him to me? It cant be helped hmm? Understood. Fufu, I dont dislike obedient children Right, if there is something you want, how about I finance you a little? In that case please allow me to present to you this garter belt and stocking setah, I should stop. I really want to say it though. Oi, Rokuko, why are you staring? I wont say it, I wont say it! Then DP. I want to y around with a few capturing alive anti-hero things. As a reward for hearing my request, I will give you 200,000 DP as prepayment. This terrifying person can just give away one hundred days worth of our current ie thats four hundred days worth of our ie just a few days ago. Moreover, she didnt forget to tip Rokuko either. That Haku-san, her depths are iprehensible Footnotes: Little awkward in English but I think the point gets through. She uses phrasing as though it happened a while ago. Chapter 93 Now For Some Remodeling Well now, even though its good that weve gotten 200,000 DP from Haku-san, I still havent decided what to do with it yet. By the way, saying, This is arge amount, so it wouldnt be good if any were lost, Haku-san transferred the 200,000 DP mouth-to-mouth. Thanks for the meal. Since it was a special, how about lets give summoning and raising a slime a go with that, I looked through the DP catalog. In this world, there were roughly two varieties of monsters that would have been called slimes in Japan. One is the jelly. It is genuinely weak. Jellies move their semi-transparent bodies with jelly-like movements, dying quickly. They hardly have any offensive power at all as well. And theyre 1 DP each, bizarrely cheap They also seem to be edible. Maybe theyre some kind of pudding or gtin substitute? Despite goblins bing the targets of subjugationmissions, these guys are small fry to the point of being ignored. Well, the other one is the slime. By being sticky and slimy, they have freely-manipble bodies that can nullify physical blows. They are 10,000 DP a piece. Their weak point is that they are strangely weak, but they are omnivores that can eat anything. Naturally, they can eat people. That is what people refer to as a slime in this world. Come to think of it, there were magma slimes in our neighbors [me Cavern] huh. As a dungeon for beginners, lets try deploying a few jelly spawners in the dungeon for now. Even though they are one hundred times the monsters initial cost, its still just 100 DP. Incredibly cheap. Seeing as how they can be eaten, its not a waste. Maybe theyll turn into snacks for adventurers and the goblins? And for no reason at all, definitely no reason, I summoned a single jelly into my hand. Then, I tried out rubbing it to experiment Ooh, yep, as expected. It jiggles. I suddenly thought up something. Abruptly. Since I just came up with it, I made the jelly into a pillow andid down on it. Oooooh, its softness is considerably pleasant. This incredibly good pillow probably wouldnt even lose to the heavenly pillow. To get it for 1 DP cheap * I woke up from my nap since the jelly was crushed, my face was covered in a crust. Looks like the weight of my head caused its body fluids to gradually leak out. This is a point that absolutely needs to be improved. Wrapping it in a cover made with the vinyl wrapping thates with the sweet buns might work? The jelly would still be crushed though. Hey Kehma, are the hero countermeasures good? Nn, to be honest, they arent really needed. They arent!? Youre not going to do anything with the 200,000 DP Haku Ane-sama gave us!? Yep, it was all for hero countermeasures, but there isnt even really a reason to do anything. At most I just needed to make it so that he cant get to the jail. Even if he makes it to the dungeons innermost floor, destroys the boss iron haniwa golem and steals a few de magic sword golems, theres no need to worry since he wont destroy the core due to Haku-sans training (brainwashing). To begin with, the one at the innermost of the dungeon is a dummy core, the real one is in Rokukos room in the inn. Rather, its to the point that I dont think itd be bad to have some crime prevention in Rokukos room. Ill know immediately if there are any intruders though I can use castling whenever, Id usually put it somewhere in the dungeon. I wonder if its fine keeping this arrangement when the heroes? With all of that, its important to not bring too much attention to our dungeon by overdoing it. It might be a good opportunity to assess just how capable the hero is. Speaking of necessary preparations though, itll probably be fine just making iron haniwa golems and magic swords. Im taking a pretty easygoing stance on the matter. Well, we did get 200,000 DP, so lets go forward with strengthening the dungeon To be precise, lets make some new areas. Un, what kind of areas are you going to make? Ive been thinking about two things. A coliseum area and a meadow area. Without hesitation, I put the coliseum area in front of the boss room, also making it so that you could go from the warehouse area to the meadow area. There was a boss room if you advanced to the coliseum area from the warehouse area, and it would be a dead end if you went to the meadow area. And for the meadow area, when I was talking with Haku-san, shed told me about the geographical feature facilities for human farms, so I nned to install a [Sky (50,000 DP)] and [Meadow (500 DP)]. They didnt appear in the catalog until she told me about them, but its probably because there was some kind of condition for them. Geographical feature instations are applied to the entire floor. For example, [Sky] provides a stream of sunlight, as well as a proper night. It even rains asionally, it really is a [Sky] huh. Other geographical features you could get with DP included things like [Coast] and [Volcano]. [Volcano] is a cheap 100 DP, but [Coast] is more than 100,000 DP. I think its probably so expensive because a sea is something unnatural in a mountain. It seems that if you make a geographical feature using DP, you could even make it like it was the outside world. Although theyre probably instations meant for providing for monsters that rely on certain terrains, you could also use it with the intention of making a human farm that humans wont really want to leave because theres no stress. Naturally, the [Sky] terrain effect doesnt increase the size of the room, it seems that rooms ceiling height is also set by the rooms size specifications beforehand. So I intend to make as spacious a room as possible Lets make it at the level where a vige can fit in it. Itd be plenty even if they just settled down at the entrance. Rather, I want to check what kind of thing the [Sky] is even though its a ceiling. I intend to install it in the meadow area anyways. So, lets make the meadow area a [Safety Zone] too. Itll be good if they decide to rest in that area. Lets have them have an easy time to rest there Should we set some rabbits loose too? Thats kind to the adventurers. Yeah. Thats the original role for a [Safety Zone] anyways. The [Safety Zone]s original role. That is, a ce to make surprise attacks against adventurers that have let down their guard, putting things in order. Of course, monsters normally dont enter them, so its used as a campground to rest safely in the field. It wouldnt be something good to do every time. Its only effective since its done rarely. Before the boss, theyd decide to rest. When they let down their guard, bang! Well its like that. With that, I decided to do some splendid remodeling. Since well be excavating a lot of holes with golems first, itll probably take quite a while. I had them dig carefully while I looked at the map so that we wouldnt knock into [me Cavern]. But even though Im remodeling, right now information for things farther in than the riddle area havent been leaked out yet. Itll probably just seem like there are more jellies when looking at it from their point of view. * Kehma-sama. There is news. The next day, Receptionist-san came from the guild. You might know already, but there are signs of a transition phase. Please refrain from entering the dungeon for a short while, please stay at the first floor. Ah yes, understood. Right, transition phase huh Monsters that usually dont appeare out, that kind of thing Im not nning on doing a dungeon battle though yep, I forgot. By the way, since they worried about monsters overflowing from the dungeons entrance, they appear to have set up a cordon. I was also included in the shift. It was treated as a nominatedmission from the guild. Somehow, sorry. By the way, since the aristocrats search party hadnt returned either, it turned into something like they got involved in some sort of abnormal event inside of the dungeon. Works for me. I see, so thats the reason behind you deploying the jelly spawners huh! No, that was just by chance. Rather, I didnt expect it. Eh, that so? Thats unusual for Kehma huh, are you still half asleep? Maybe. Ive probably been forgetful since Ive been thinking about variousrge-scaled thingstely and it all caught up to me. Maybe I should get more subordinates to entrust with various things since I can make as much of abor force (golems) as needed, I just need people wisdom that can control them. Should I get more subordinates to manage the dungeon? They dont even really need to be humanoid like those three girls since theyll be restricted to being inside the dungeon. Maybe something like an arachne? Ah, monsters with wisdom as well as fighting potential usually cost around 100,000 DP. Its at the level of making me hesitate a little. Should I get one? Eh, wait a second. To begin with, isnt it fine if I leave noticing stuff like that to my partner (Rokuko)? Eh, I should be aware of stuff like that!? Rokuko was inly surprised. Oi, partner. Oi. Somehow before I realized it, I became in charge of thinking while Rokuko became in charge of rxing. Yep, I can make mistakes and forget things too you know? Ahaha, Kehmas good at joking around. Im not kidding you know!? You know that if you took away me being a dungeon master Id just be a normal human right!? No way~, ever since Kehma kicked those bandits around, in my opinion everythingll be alright if I leave it to you. Ive just been practicing moving the golems. Im surprised she trusts me so much. I just think that Im azybones that just sleeps all the time though. I should ask for Rokukos opinions more often from now on. Or rather, lets have Rokuko make the dungeon too. We didnt have much DP before, but now our wallets overflowing from our Haku-san ie. I got it. Ill also think about making the dungeon myself. Yeah. Since Ill be leaving it to Rokuko, itll definitely turn into a goblin dungeon. Itd be interesting to see though. Its not like Im a goblin lover you know!? Diverging from the golem warehouse, Rokuko made a new dungeon. And as for me, I was dragged into working for the cordon for a little while. I didnt have the chance to look at how she was doing. Rokukos dungeon. It was after everything waspleted that I learned what was in it. Chapter 94 The Hero Has Come In preparation for the dungeons transition phase that should have been going on, the entrance was being guarded. In truth, it was barren. Be that as it may, only people rted to the dungeon would know that. The adventurer guild very seriously constructed a barricade, and while putting a restriction at the dungeons entrance, conducted an investigation on the dungeons interior and prepared lookouts at its entrance. Although there were people being rotated in and out, adventurers with enough skill to deal with any emergencies that may have urred came to the inn to stay, so I was pretty happy about the ie increase. Well, Ill be watching the entrance today as well with the C-Rank adventurer Gozoh. Were pretty used to each other. So what changed is that jellies are appearing now? Is that even something to worry about? Kehma, even though monsters like jellies are normally left alone, isnt it a pretty big deal that theyre suddenly appearing in the dungeon? Hey Gozoh. Is it alright for me to go and sleep? No way Kehma, youre only C-Rank at this dungeon. If the situation changes, your C-Rank might get canceled. Keep watch properly. Okay then~. But the tension feels overwhelmingly dull to me since I know whats actually happening. I know that theres no point to being so stressed out about it. Come to think of it, what happened to the smithy? Kantra huh? I think hell have it up and running soon. Those eggshells he got from you are extremely rare materials after all. Ah, that so? I got those things from Haku-san originally though~ Phoenix eggshells are super fireproof. Since it wouldve been troublesome if they asked me something like where I got them, Ive already turned it into something that Haku-san did. Gozoh also seemed to understand it with, An A-Rank adventurer as expected eh. Ah, we also made an oven entirely out of eggshells for no reason. It has a uselessly good performance, so Kinue-san, a silky girl that loves housework, was delighted about it. She could roast meat to be juicy with just a little of the fire. It looked like it wouldve burned if she lost focus even once, but she was in high spirits about showing off her skills. Hmm, maybe I should make a kitchen knife to go with the firece? For Kinue-sans personal use. Oh? A present for the light green pretty Nee-chan huh!? I thought for sure that Kehma was only interested in little girls, but looks like youre also properly interested in big ones too! Gahaha! Thats impolite. I have a foot fetish, but Im not a lolicon. I do have a foot fetish though. Im a proper gentlemen that doesnt use the master authority to send stockings. Those three girls legs are all very delicious Ahem. Since they have good shapes to them, it wouldve be an emergency by now if I werent a gentleman you know. That Nee-chan cooks for the inn maybe even Kantrad get fired up about it if it bes the kitchen knife of a cook that can make such delicious food. Maybe. Ah, how much are kitchen knives? Wonder if I could buy one. If you brought him an iron golem hed probably make one with some left over. Id help out too if you want? Itd be a favor. To be specific, please stock up on alcohol at the inn. Why do you want to drink alcohol so much therere lots of problems with drunkards, I dont want to keep an eye out for them at the inn. Have the guild build a bar. Even if they built a bar starting now, I dont know how long itd take until I could drink. I dont even know how many days it takes to build a bar to begin with ya know. Ahh, so you want to have the mage that built the inn overnight to build a bar as well huh. Itd cost a lot of money though. Yeah, he built that extension before anyone noticed didnt he? Hes one of [Cave of Desires] seven mysteries. What seven mysteries? This is the first time Ive heard about that. Nn? You didnt know? Youre also included, [The Adventurer That Stays Forever Despite Not Working]. Oi, what are the other five? Other than [The Inns One-Night Extension] and [The Adventurer That Doesnt Work], theres [The Power Spot That an A-Rank Adventurer Likes], [The Little Girl Owner], [The Great Feeling Onsen], oh, and [The Illusory S-Rank Meal] as well as [The Hardworking Golems] I think? Arent the seven mysteries just everything that has to do with our inn? Rather, isnt the great feeling onsen just a normal impression and not a mystery? I mean Kehma, dont you pay that young owner a lot of nighttime visits? Theres even a rumor going around that that young owner is your sugar momma. Oi, dont say something so scary, Haku-san would kill me. Thats not a fact at all! Okay? But Kehma, youre a man too, so doesnt your desire build up? Sorry, but I specialize in desiring sleep. In truth, ever since bing a dungeon master, I havent really had many ero feelings. In particr I guess its been since Ichika joined us? Till that point I was having to desperately endure my cravings for Rokuko and Meats legs. Well, even now I stare at them though. Now that Ive subjugated that appetite as well, Im sure that I must continue indulging in nothing butziness. Ah,e to think of it, theres that dog-eared Jou-chan too so thats why youre so carefree? Right, I dont have to worry about anything since Meats there. Im not some pervert that gets excited over a little girl being in front of me. Since Meat stands guard, I wont do something like be a pervert. So I dont have to worry. Well, isnt the burden on that dog-eared Jou-chan pretty big though? She pouts when we dont sleep together, so I dont think she doesnt want to. That so, then its fine to sleep with her. Take good care of her yeah? [1] Obviously. While having a conversation like that, we continued keeping watch out for monsters that definitely wouldnt appear. Im pretty tired even though Ive just been sitting on lookout. When our job was over, I went back to my room and immediately fell asleep. That kind of everyday life was repeated for a while. Then, that finished today. Because we watched for an entire week without anything changing, they came to the conclusion that it should be safe. The restricted admission was also lifted. Haah, with this I can finally take my time sleeping I returned to my room at the inn. Surrendering myself to fatigue, I fell on my futon Haaah, now to sleep. Ah, [Cleanup] first yep, magic is convenient. Kehma, I finished making my dungeon! Oooh, can I sleep first? Between sleep and my dungeon, which is more important!? Sleep Sleep is! Guh, you didnt have to say it twice you know!? Hmph, its alright, Ill show it to you tomorrow. Youll be surprised, definitely! Obviously, one of the three major desires of humans, the desire to sleep. Isnt it natural that sleep would be more important? Sleep! Im going to sleeeep! Night * The morning of the next day. Bang! Rokuko vigorously entered through the door to my room. Kehma, wake up! Morning? Still time to sleep then guh Humans wake up in the morningwait, thats not it! The heros here, the hero! The hero? Yep, understood, Ill get up Give me another five minutes Get up already! The herosing here, right now hes going to the adventurer guild then will be here right after! Rokuko vigorously beat me from over my covers. It doesnt really hurt, but shes noisy. Guess theres no choice but to get up huh Looks like the herosing. Fuaaaah, haaah~, cant be helped. So, the hero huh. Let me see. I opened the map, looking into the adventurer guilds branch office. When I checked out his DP ie around 1,000 DP per day. Isnt the hero off by a digit there? I want him to stay for a long time despite wanting him to leave as soon as possible. That guys unfair. So what now? Theres nothing for us to do, when hees to the inn, just do inn work as normal. The usual. I opened the monitor from the menu that was floating in the air to check out the heros appearance. A man with short ck hair. He looks Asian, might be Japanese. Summoned to this other world three years ago, hes easily my senior at this Whatever the case is, since hed probably figure out that Im Japanese just by looking at me, the fact Im Japanese would probably be exposed if he saw me. By all means, I dont want to meet him, so Im going to sleep in my room. Youll probably be fine just treating him like a normal adventurer just say that we got the meal recipes and the ways to y with the cards from Haku-san after shed heard about them from previous heroes, with Kinue-san preparing the food. Thats it, time to sleep. Rokuko, Ill leave the rest to you. U-understood. Basically as usual, right? Leave it to me! Rokuko left the room in a hurry Good, time to go back to sleep. Then, just as I started dozing back to sleep in my futon, Rokuko once again ran into my room with a bang. Kehma, its an emergency! The hero wants to lodge in the suite! And wants the A-Rank meal too! The suite was supposed to be for Haku-sans personal use, but well theres no reason for the inn to refuse him if he can pay the fees As for the kids meal Yeah, well its fine. Just serve it as normal. Understood, but is it fine if we dont eat together? Thats a limited service for Haku Ane-sama. Nn, yeah~. Well, Im not going to meet the hero since Ill be sleeping in my room. Making sure that Rokuko left the room, Iid down on my bed again. Then, just as I started to doze off in my futon, Rokuko yet again burst into my room with an even bigger bang. I-its an emergency, Kehma! Oi, the door. Oi. You broke my door by kicking it. Now I have to fix it. You can just fix it immediately anyway! I can huh so, whats up? Did it turn into a situation you couldnt deal with without me? When I asked Rokuko that as I left my futon to fix the door, Rokukos face blushed red as she recalled it. While looking down at her inner thighswhile looking down restlessly, she spoke. The hero p-p-p-p-p-proposed to me! W-what should I do, Kehma!? Footnotes: It probably doesnt need to be said, but this sleep has a sexual connotation to it. Chapter 95 Extra: Heros Point of View So this is [Cave of Desires] huh Wataru Nishimi. Nishimi was the hero summoned by the String territory of the Raverio Empire three years ago. For the three years after that up until just the other day, he thought that he was summoned to defeat the demon king, with Count Brie String having him trained in hopes of that as well. However, Watarus existence in the country was found out. After somehow performing some meritorious deed, Count String thought he would be able to make an excuse of course, this was because he summoned the hero to the country without permission. As befitting of the term hero, his existence was unconditionally recognized as an S-Rank by the adventurer guild. The person that attempted to conceal him as his own personal property, Brie String, was convicted. Speaking in terms of modern Japan, it would have been like privately developing a missile to arm yourself, obviously viting the Gun and Sword Control Law. It wouldnt end there if you considered that that weapon could be used on whole countries as well, turning into something closer to national treason. Well, Wataru also agreed that Count String was in the wrong. In truth, the count desired political power, saying things like, Only I am suitable for being emperor! For another more concrete example, when he introduced himself to Wataru with, How do you do, oh hero? I am the future emperor, Brie String. For now I am still a count, however. There were various things wrong with that. In the first ce, what kind of secret n could turn the current family heads rank of count into that of an emperor? He wasnt even part of the emperors lineage either, so hed probably have to go with a coup detat. In the end, the count was convicted by the actual emperor. As for Wataru, he was protected by Haku Raverio, who was said to be something like the emperors ancestor. By her awfully long-lived family coupled with her beauty, Haku was rumored to be a high elf. She had already abdicated the position of emperor to her descendant, voluntarily saying that she would live a life of retirement in her imperial vi. Then again, just her body holding a beauty that hadnt changed in the least since back when the Raverio Empire was founded demanded respect. Moreover, her being the active A-Rank adventurer [White Winged Goddess] made her an outrageous existence. By being protected by Haku, Wataru publicly became the Raverio Empires hero. After that, Wataru resigned from the String Chivalric Order that he had joined for training purposes, instead joining the Raverio Empire. With his formal position still under consideration, he was currently being treated as one of Hakus imperial knights. Why had that heroe to [Cave of Desires]? An item that some merchant had brought to the imperial capital, ying cards. Those cards were made with high quality paper that was clearly different thanmonly circted paper, as well as all of them being perfectly printed on. The moment Wataru had seen the ying cards, he couldnt help but start to remember his previous world that he had already started to forgetJapan. Moreover, the strangest thing could be found on the ying cards boxes there were bar codes. Something this world did not have, something nostalgic that he dearly missed. Naturally, this worlds inhabitants would only recognize them as a pattern, while Japanese would definitely make the connection to Japan. It looked as though it were definitely arranged. When he informed Haku about the location and his reason for going there, it turned out that it was her [Favorite] ce to go incognito. Haku told him about it probably being the source of the ying cards. She didnt really have a reason to stop him. She just allowed him to go, as well preparing a carriage for him to use. Then, after around half a month of swaying back and forth in the carriage, Wataru finally arrived at [Cave of Desires]. This is the ce, huh? There was a poor adventurer guild branch office and an inn. (When Id asked before, I heard that there was supposed to be a cksmiths shop a little away, but I cant see it.) Wataru immediately headed towards the inn however, he thought better of it and decided that he should first give his greetings to the guild, so he quickly headed to the guild to give a quick hello andhe waspletely detained, having to ept tea. ( S-Ranks are serious business huh, it was nothing like this a little ago when I was a C-Rank.) Wataru grumbled to himself. Then, he headed to the inn once again. W-wel,e Immediately as he entered, a small girl in a dress greeted him. W-wee to [Dancing Dolls Pavilion] toooooway, Im Rokuko the owner. She spoke with a ferocious vigor. However, she flubbed her words a bit. Unconsciously, he calmed down. A smile filled Watarus face. However, for some reason, Wataru was simply unable to look away from Rokuko. Guest? I-is there anything you need? Eh, ah, sorry. I am Wataru Nishimi. Ummm, Haku-sama rmended the suite to me. And she said the meals here are incredibly delicious. Eeeh!? Yesh! P-pwease wait a moment! Ah, theres a chair over there! Saying that, Rokuko dashed inside for a moment. She didnt seem to be using keigo, but Wataru decided to not worry about it since her tone was already fairly disordered. [1] When he entered the inn faintly, he felt that it smelled like Japan. (Theres something here after all.) He thought back on the previous three years. Various things had happened He wondered if hisrades from the String Chivalric Order were doing well as he recollected, he stopped midway since he also remembered a trauma together with it. Rokuko had also just returned as before, she was still anxious for some reason. Its this way. Rokuko called out to him with half-cooked keigo. Before him, both blonde hair and an adorable bottom swayed back and forth. Even if he understood that he wasnt being seduced, he couldnt help but wonder. It may have been her youthfulness or maybe its shape, but he couldnt take his eyes off her bottom. It was strange, as this had never happened to him before. While feeling slightly nostalgic, his heart thumped in his chest. (I want to caress herw-what am I thinking about right now!? Shes a child!) Guest? Ah, no, i-its nothing! Ah, uh, this is the suite. Ah, here, the key. Thank you. He finally realized that it looked as though shed guided him all the way to the suite. epting the key from the owner, he looked into the room. Windowpanes, wallpaper, furniture they were all good. Although it felt as though hed seen the design somewhere before, it felt weird to be something of this world. However, there was a massage chair ced directly in the center of the room. Moreover, it vibrated when you put money into the fee box. It obviously stood out as strange. Its not attached to an electrical outlet or anything? Ah, guest. When would you like your meal? Its time for breakfast right nowah, you havent bought a meal ticket yet ah but maybe you wanted to order it from the suite? He understood that she hadnt practiced serving customers that well at all. However, opposite of feeling it was shoddy, Wataru found it pleasant. Hmm, then how about rmend me something? Id heard even the bread here is delicious. A rmendation? Then I rmend the [Melon Ronot that. Our white bread is famous for its deliciousness. Melon rolls. Just now, Rokuko made an obvious verbal slip. Wataru had also heard it properly. Rokuko-chan huh. Who are you? I-Im the owner of this inn you know? Though Rokuko averted her gaze, Wataru managed to guess to some degree. Hakus favorite. The fact that Haku rmended this inn. Then, the style of the inn. Thinking about all of these things and mixing them together to get his result, Wataru spoke Would you be my partner? Eh, no way. Immediately shot down. Footnotes: Lazy exnation: Polite way of speaking. Think door to door salesman where the person they are talking to is their boss. With their mother standing right behind them. And insulting someone directly means eternal torture. For a more serious exnation, click here. Chapter 96 The Hero and a Meal With him proposing to Rokuko, hell probably be executed immediately if he manages to return alive. Well, Im not really worried about him but as expected Id feel sorry for abandoning someone from the same world as me. I feel like doing a good thing so lets just continue on with the campaign. So, what do you think we should do, Kehma? For the time being, tell me how he asked. Eh? Nnn, umm, would you be my partner. Rokukos face is blushing from embarrassment but is that even a proposal? Partner can have various meanings after all. Though it could definitely mean a partnership between a man and a woman, it could also mean partners like me and Rokuko. Even I use [Partner] to describe Rokuko a lot. Ah, theres a chance that Trantion-san is recing what I mean with that unthinkable meaning isnt there Heeey, Rokuko, did you answer him about the partner thing? Yeah, well I refused immediately though! I have Kehma so I dont need another partner. Y-yeah. Then isnt the problem solved with that? Wait up! Umm, thats hes really persistent He invited me wanting to talk and I dont want to eat together with him. Youe too, Kehma! An S-Rank adventurers request huh Wouldnt it usually be fine if I just refused? No, it might turn into a bad situation if we dont talk to him at all, so eating a meal with him might be a good opportunity. And if Rokuko talked with him by herself, yep, I definitely have a bad feeling about that. Theres the possibility that shes already guilty of something, after all what did she do to make him ask her to be his partner? So I was thinking about properly requesting you to be there, as my partner! Yeah? Yeah I guess? Hey, do it right! Kehma is my partner after all. Thats right, Im your partner, yeah. Crap. With this course of events, what kind of meaning is this partner? I cant figure it out. The problem is that Im trying to not be seen. Postponing my problems, it really is a Japanese thing to do huh. Ah, maybe I could ask the hero about it directly? * In the end, I decided to talk directly with the hero. While eating a meal together. Were in the suite. Right now, Kinue-san is in the middle of setting up the A-Rank special, the [Avarice Meal], also known as the kids meal. And as for me, I was sitting in front of the hero with the mysterious earth mage adventurer Narikin disguise. Rokuko was next to me. Furthermore, in order for todays disguise to conceal my hair color as well, its closer to a full-face helmet than a mask. I made the mouth area able to be detached for the meal. Itll be convenient to hide my hair color in the future as well, so lets go with this from now on. Good to meet you, Hero-dono. I am Narikin. Rokukos partner. It is my honor to be able to meet you. Good to meet you. I am Wataru Nishimi umm, Narikin-san. Rokuko-san. It was very impolite for me to invite you, butits impossible to talk with this meal in front of me, Im very sorry. You could talk while eating though you can be a bit loose with the kids meal~. Well, I thought something like that, but it looked like that was out of the question for the hero. Hes been fixedly staring at the kids meal and cream soda for a while now. Maybe I shouldnt have served the hero a meal meant for children after all? The hero probably knows how much the kids meal costs in Japan, Im expecting him to call it a rip-off at five gold any time now. Then, the hero single-mindedly ate the kids meal. Moreover, with a serious face the whole time. He looks like an adult, but with him silently eating a kids meal, the atmospheres pretty heavy. In the end, he was angry about the price being too highnot. I thought he might be, but it didnt look like that was the case. Thank you for the meal. [1] Drinking thest drop of the cream soda, the hero, Wataru, who hadnt left a single grain of food left on his teshed tears. Im sorry, I just recalled my hometown its already impossible to return there. Three years. Im sure Haku-san said that three years have passed since this hero was summoned. Entering into high school, that would be the same period of three years it would take to graduate. With that amount of time, various things probably happened. I dont know what happened, but from the way he looks right now, its easy to see that hes gained a grand amount of experiencepared with what he would have living in Japan. You cant return anymore, is it? Yeah. My hometown is in a different world, so theres no way to return. Im still looking for a way, buteven if I find one, I still wouldnt be able to return there Sinceing to this world, my hands have killed many. In my hometown, that is the greatest sin. I see, so hes killed people sinceing to this world. So he cant return to Japan, huh. Murders in another world probably wouldnt get him arrested as a criminal if he returned to Japan though, but the problem is probably how he feels about it. So then, why are you looking for a means to return despite not being able to? Ah, in the future, I might meet a person from the other world that might want to return to their hometownbecause of that; and lingering attachments. Ones hometown is something to be missed For me, even though I dont feel like leaving myfortable life here to return to Japan, I wonder if Id want to return some day? Im happy so long as I can sleep though. I understand the reason Haku-sama rmended this inn. This ce really does have a hint of Japan. I have a few questions Id like to ask, is that alright? If I am able to answer, I will answer. Then [Rice]. What region is this from? Aha difficult question right out of the gate. For example, even if I said, I dont know since we procured it from Haku-san, this hero could go and directly ask Haku-san to confirm it. Then if Haku-san answered with, I dont know where, or something thered be a contradiction. Itd be really bad if that happened huh. Well, we dont want to leak our supplier since this is a business Please, somehow. I wont tell anyone else. I absolutely want to acquire it. If thats the case, I can amodate you. We dont have so much, but we can sell you the rice that has finished cleaning. Definitely! Ah, and what kind of soil does it need? He didnt bite. Well, rice is the Japanese soul food, its natural for him to be anxious about it. Hell probably keep asking if I dont answer him. Lets go with using that appropriate countrys name and be a bit enigmatic Ummm, what was the name of that country Haku-san definitely mentioned? Wakoku? You could get cherries there right? Alright, lets go with using that. It looked like Wataru expected me to hesitate and think over responding, he was waiting quietly. Do you know of the country named Wakoku? Yeah, Im nning to go there. [Wakoku], its name matches it being to the east, so its been on my mind. [2] Ah, hes right! I didnt notice! Well, Haku-san brought us things called cherries from there. Ooh, so there are cherry trees in Wakuko then! I cant wait! Ah, is that so? Cherries are cherries, so I guess that means cherry trees too. So if there really might be [Rice] toowait, Haku-san said she didnt know what [Rice] was didnt she? I dont think Haku-san would overlook a grain while knowing about a fruit like cherries. In that case, it looks like there isnt much of a chance then. Yep, I didnt say that I got our [Rice] from there, safe, safe. Even those lie detecting magic tools wouldnt catch my white lie. As for our current supplier, thats all I can say. Thank you Next, I would like you to have a look at this. After saying that, Wataru took out some ying cards. I heard that these could be obtained from the dungeon [Cave of Desires]. Yes, it appears that they are obtained from the first floor. We buy them for five copper coins. Narikin-san, please look at this. The hero pointed to the box of cards What? What am I looking at? Its just the normal box. Yeah? It doesnt look like anythings different, are you trying to show me a magic trick? Hey, whats that weird pattern? The hero smiled broadly. I suddenly understood after hearing Rokukos response, and immediately my blood flowed backwards as I was attacked by chills. Its a bar code. With something like that, its aplete out! Yes. This here is called a bar code, its a special way of writing a price. Ahh now that you mention it, this pattern, Ive always thought it was something or another, but it was like that then? I promptly handed it back This guy, he might suspect me being Japanese. He might have even settled on that with my reaction just now. Oh right. Haku-sans surely heard about bar codes as well. So with her thinking that I had schemed some super-excellent n, she probably saw the bar codes as bait. Even though it was really just aplete fail on my part! Well, this is why I came to this dungeon. Its a clue for returning to my hometown. Is that so Ah, its fine to examine it, but since this one is more or less for beginners please dont damage it too much, alright? Yes. I understand. I am nning on staying a week for now. Hero Wataru said that and bowed deeply he doesnt seem like a bad guy. Ah. Right. I need to ask about his proposal towards Rokuko too huh. Well, nine times out of ten he probably meant it as a study partner though. Footnotes: Itadakimasus lesser-known brother: Gochisousamadeshita. Wakoku = = Ancient Japan Chapter 97 The Hero and His Story Well,e to think of it you proposed to Rokuko or something? Bu!? Wataru looked like he was punched in the gut. Y-yeah, no, w-well, I did. She rejected me But I wont give up. I will absolutely persuade her. Rokuko is Haku-sans beloved imouto, shell erase you if youy a hand on her you know? Its fine, Ill respect the person herselfs wishes. If its about respecting her wishes, I just want to tell him to give up already. Rokuko is already my partner though. Oh, she still doesnt seem to have a ring though, have you still not given her one? Ring? So there is a custom of giving a ring to your partner in the ce Hero-samaes from? Wee from deep in the mountains, so we dont have that kind of a custom. Ah, then should the present be from me? Ill send it to herter if she tells me her finger size you know? Ha ha ha, its an important present for my partner, Ill somehow handle it myself. When I took a brief nce at Rokuko, she was smiling with her cheeks blushing. Oi, isnt this course of events bad? The conversation is progressing, but which meaning of [Partner] is it? Ring, perhaps is it the meaning rted to marriage? Right, for a partner so it goes on the ring finger? Yeah, the ring finger. Oi, what do you mean by ring finger? Is it the engagement ring or wedding ring after all? I should have properly asked what [Partner]s meaning was. Im so bad at ad lib. Well, even so, I wont give up. No, please give up Rather, why Rokuko? Youre the hero, surely youre popr? There are a lot of circumstances Wataru looked down and began to tell his story. * It all started three years ago. Summoned to this world, Wataru Nishimi was trained as a hero, joined a chivalric order, and lived a militaristic life. Wataru, who had been set up as a hero, was just seventeen years old at the time, a high school student. He liked games, so he aspired to be a hero. [Defeat the Demon King]with that slogan in mind, Hero Wataru hunted monsters to acquire strength. And then on a certain day. The chivalric order was assigned to exterminate thieveshis first murder. He was ovee by intense guilt. Even if he knew that others would die if he didnt kill them, even if he had almost lost himself in the killing with his fellow knights, he couldnt evade that feeling of killing a person. As a Japanese, it was impossible for Wataru to rid himself of that feeling. Wataru shut himself in his room. He neglected his training for many days, unable to move due to the crushing weight of remorse. Just when Wataru thought it wouldnt be so bad if he would just die as well, the door to his room was kicked open and he was forcibly dragged out. [Idiot! If Wataru died what would I do!] The one to save Wataru by a hairs breadth was his chivalric orderrade, Plume. Plume devotedly attended Wataru, hearing his story. He spoke about a lot of Japanese things. He spoke about a lot of trivial things. For all of it, Plume listened to him. She never denied Wataru. She epted it all with a smile. Then, he was gradually charmed by Plumeand confessed. [Un, if youre fine with me.] Getting the OK, Wataru was ecstatic. Merrily, he struggled to store enough funds to marry Plume and epted difficultmissions from the guild. To live with Plume in this world, he hardened his resolve. [ Eeeh, no way. He doesnt have what it takes to be a leader] [Ha ha, right? Watarus a weakling. Lets go on to my room.] Then, he saw Plume and another leader go into the same room together. Even after that, Plume stayed with Wataru with an unchanging smile. What he saw was probably an illusion or something, thats what he told himself. Wataru started to forget about it. And then, that time came. Count String was arrested, and the chance came. [ Plume isnt here?] [Oi! Theres a note in her room!] The message went like this: [Sorry The count was arrested so I escaped! Everyone, stay healthy? Plume Zan]. The count was arrestedso she escaped. He couldnt understand how those actions were rted. However, it was immediately cleared up. [Oi, dont go entering my Plumes room because of the emergency!] [Hah? Whatre you saying. Plume is my Plume!] [Wait wait wait, everyone be quiet, Plume and I are nning on marrying you know?] [I am! I am Plumes fiance!] Those were all remarks from separate men. And all of their savings had disappeared. After they looked around, they realized that everything with jewels were taken away. Plum was an assassin sent in by the count in order to ensnare the heroan international fugitive marriage impostor. Furthermore, somehow, Watarus savings disappeared as well. As well as his mementos brought from Japan.Most of all, even though he was able to buy some of it back from pawn shops nearbyPlume, the most important thing, couldnt be found. [Plume was was a criminal? But surely there were reasons] [Come to think of it, the marriage impostor Plume Zan is a man. To begin with, women arent allowed into the String Chivalric Order.] What was that? All of his hopes were smashed into pieces. * That is what happened. T-thats, well, my condolences. Somehow or another, hes went through a sublime experience huh. I didnt say it though. To deceive those guys and their leader, thats well, lets stop there. Its nothing but me guessing on my own. So then, what rtion does Plume-san have to your proposal with Rokuko? No, love at first sight needs no reasons. It had nothing to do with it!? Aaah no! Its not that its unrted, umm, love at first sight, I mean, I value my instincts. Is that all? Yes, thats all. Then why did you have me listen to a story about your past? What a roundabout hero. However, if Rokuko-san is that important to you, you should want to show her proof of that. Huh? Proof? Thats right. If you showed her proof of it, then Ill probably have to give up. Yep, I dont really get what hes saying, but I can understand a little. In other words, isnt it fine if I just kiss Rokuko here? Hyahi!? W-wait, hold on! No no, theres no way, its impossible! Rokuko refused with a blushing face, waving her hands back and forth super fast. Oi, the heroll have no choice but to take advantage of that if you deny it. Well, Id probably be executed by Haku-san if I actually kissed her though. Hahaha, it seems thats impossible for Rokuko-san. So then, it looks like I still have a chance. No no, Rokuko is just shy after all. Although it looks like this, we are partners in mind and body. I responded to Hero Watarus cheerful remark. Well then, lets do it like this I fell in love with her on sight. Please let me confirm whether or not you can protect Rokuko-san. Right, if its an adventurer thats superior to me, Ill be able to entrust Rokuko-san to them with peace of mind. Hahaha, surely youre joking. A condition of being an adventurer that surpasses an S-Rank like yourself, isnt that a little unreasonable? Dont worry. I was still a C-Rank before they made me S-Rank. Oi, did that count put some pressure on them? Haku-san would definitely find out if the adventurer guild made him a high rank Looks like the counts maneuvering was in vain as well. Well, thats how it is. So then lets have a match. By using that to probeah, not that, arent you excited? Wataru corrected himself, standing up trying to pretend it didnt happen. A match with Rokuko-san on the line, Narikin! Ill decline. I answered immediately. Chapter 98 The Hero and [Still Refused] A match with Rokuko-san on the line, Narikin-san! Ill decline. Even if he says it a second time, something useless is still useless. Why!? Theres no merit to go along with it is there? Going along with your story earlier, this is just for your own broken heart and I cant see it as being anything else other than an [Inconvenience to Others] you know? Uguh! Even so! Iiits fiiine, this match, you should ept it. Rokuko, why are you so eager about it? Still though, there needs to be some merit for us if we win right, Hero-sama? Eh, ah, ummm, yeah Well, if Narikin-san wins Ill keep the thing about him being Japanese a secret? How about that? Hey, didnt it just sound like you said Im Japanese? Am I wrong? No, youre right. Although youre right, I wont admit to it. Even if I said otherwise, there are lie detecting magic tools and magic, so it wouldnt be any different from a confession. All I can do is avoid that from happening. For arguments sake, lets assume that Im Japanese. Why would I be troubled if you spoke about it? Youd clearly be troubled by it, arent you hiding your face? If not, show me that your face isnt a fellow Japaneses. I just have an ugly wound that I dont want people to see, its nothing like that Arent you prying into it a little to far? I-I was being impolite! I didnt realize! And so, Wataru apologized and bowed obediently. This guy really is honest. Well, this inn definitely was built by Narikin-san, and even your name being [Narikin (Upstart)] matcheding to prominence as an adventurer. I thought for sure that was it. Almost, but thats not it. It has to do with the shogi piece. My real name is [Keima (Knight)], so I flipped the piece over to be [Narikin (Promoted Knight)]. Obviously I didnt say any of that though. [1] So it was something like that huh? My name is well, thats just by chance. Looking at it with Hero-samas point of it, it is likely a strange name. And for this inn, I built it while referring to an inn a Hero-sama has built in the old days. And then, I decided to ce it here at this dungeon [Cave of Desires] that produces unusual and rare magic tools. Like that [Massage Chair]. Hahaha, so that was it Is it fine if I dismantle it? I could purchase it I gave our spare one to Haku-san, so please abandon your wish. Mumumu, Ill find one in the cave Well whether or not you find one depends on luck. Not. It depends on whether or not I make one. For now. I Well, right. If we win, I want a magic toolone that can see through lies. With that I will consider epting the match. I can get the 50,000 DP if I just turn the fifty gold coins into DP. The suite is twenty-five gold coins per night, and hes saying two nights. Ill get it soon, I want to see what kind of thing it really it. If I can confirm whether or not he can get it easilywell, thats enough of a result. Ah, t-thats, umm, even though Ive heard about magic tools like that sorry. I dont have one. Magic tools like that arepulsorily bought by the country you know? Even if Hero-sama is an S-Rank? Ah! Right, there might be a chance now that Im S-Rank! Ah no, wouldnt I need Haku-samas permission ah, ah, but then it might sound like getting permission for Rokuko-san umm, is there anything else you want if I cant? Well, theres no problem with me getting anything since Im a dungeon master. But that guys really honest. Whatll you do? ept? By the way, what would you do if we lost? Umm, please forgive my approach to Rokuko-san. Ah, hes modest. I definitely thought hed say something like, Im taking Rokuko-san! Well, so long as you respect Rokukos will. Yeah, I will Rokuko-san is still small, but I feel like shes already ady. Hero Wataru took a fleeting nce at Rokuko. She was blushing like before yep, shes all excited over being called ady. But really? Are you sure? Well, I wont ept the match. After all, I still have no reason to ept it. Really? Disappointing He said that, but he didnt seem that disappointed Hes probably nning something. I had a few suspicions, but the day ended without incident. For now, lets pretend that Narikin left to go and stock up on things. For about a week. That way I wont have to have any more confusing conversations. Footnotes: More wordy trickery going on here. If you want to know more about shogi and what happens to tiles and why they get flipped and the name changes, go here to learn more. Chapter 99 The Hero and Kehma Then, three days had passed. In these three days, wed gotten around 4,500 DP from Hero Wataru. In addition, three days worth of inn fees, seventy-five gold coins. And twenty-five gold coins in meal fees Uhuahaha! Uhuahahaha! Ah, the amount Rokuko and I ate on the first day when the hero invited us was a treat from him, ten gold coins. By the way, a sandwich is served for breakfast as a service. However, the suite is amazing, its easy money whenever Haku-sanes over. Even without her tips to Rokuko, were getting DP directly as well. For some reason, when Haku-san is there our ie from her is 0 DP per day. Hey Kehma, when will you give me that ring? I want it. Nn, ring? What are you talking about? You forgot!? H-hey, the partner thing. Ahh, ahh, that one. I remember, I remember. Yep. So, what kind do you want? Gold, silver, decorated? Whatever Kehma thinks suits me is good! So shes basically saying shell leave it to me, thats the number one most troubling thing well, its fine. Its a present. Rokuko has fair skin and blonde hair, so maybe something bright red? Roses or something would suit her. Making a ring with jewels ahh no, maybe I should worry about how intense it feels? Should I look for some fantasy metals? Though orichalcum and stuff is really expensive in DP, the amount needed to make a ring probably wouldnt be that much. Itll probably take a little time, is that alright? Yeah, umm, un, Ill look forward to it! Rokuko left the room, squirming a little. Did she have to use the toilet? No, that cant be it, she doesnt need to use it. By the way, when I asked Ichika what [Partner] meant, it seems that it means [Companion]. Though partner also has the feeling of being rted to marriage, it seems adventurers that are close also use the word partner. Im told that they give each other matching essories (not always rings). So Rokuko was just jumping to conclusions about him proposing to her huh no well, the hero himself confirmed it. Yep, its that. Its not my self-conceit, Rokuko, isnt it that she fell in love with me? I had no inkling there was that kind of element going on at all though. If so, I really feel bad about it. I like Rokukos cute legs. But if for arguments sake I touched herah, I immediately felt Haku-sans blood lust. My imagination is too strong. [No, this is todays results too. Please look, ying cards! Two boxes!] [Oh my, thats amazing. By the way, what kind of magic does Hero-san use?] Nerune was talking with the hero at reception. The hero hadnt tried to make a pass at Rokuko since then. Even if he saw Rokuko in the inn by chance, he would just raise his hand and give her a simple greeting. Hmm, whats that guy scheming? Im so bothered by it I cant sleep. grah. That guys disturbing my quiet sleep. [So, will you eat the A-Rank meal today as well?] [Hmm, its a bit much to eat the same meal after three days in a row, so lets go with something else today. The B-Rank meal.] [Would you like me to bring it to your room?] [No, its fine. I want to eat in the dining room today. Im also quite homesick over the system of buying food with meal tickets after all.] Because of that, it doesnt look like hell be having the A-Rank meal today. Unfortunate. Well, even so its still one gold coin. Hes wantonly spending gold coins, but well, S-Rank adventurers probably have a huge ie I wouldnt go so far as to risk my life for money though. If I can live as a good-for-nothing sleeper, thats good. * While I was taking a catnap before I went to sleep, Rokuko came in eating pudding. Kehma, the hero is looking for Kehma you know? Not Narikin? For some reason, Im getting a bad feeling. I mean, right now I should only be acquainted to him as Narikin. Whys he looking for me? Un, hes looking for Kehma. For some reason, he was talking with Meat. Uwaaah sounds bothersome cant you say Im not here? No, the usual adventurers are in high spirits saying things like: [If its him, that guys always sleeping in the inn] or [Kehma? Ah, that sloth] or [That boss huh, isnt he the most informed about the dungeon?] Introduced like that, its probably impossible. And after that, she said everyone was treated to pudding. His generosity unsealed the adventurers mouths. Tch, he was prepared. Or rather, whys he talking with Meat? Ah, could it be that? After falling for Rokuko, now hes in love after seeing Meat? It cant be helped, hes calling me huh Is he in his room? Hes waiting in the dining room. It feels like he wants to talk in public on purpose. He tried to take Meat to his room, but Meat didnt want to so hes waiting there. Well, its not in his character for that hero to forcibly bring her to his room However, he tried to bring Meat into his room, huh? I woke up a little and went to the dining room. If possible, I didnt want to meet the hero looking like this. Well, its probably fine already. In the first ce, meeting him as Narikin was just a wait-and-see. My true identity shouldnt have been exposed, but I have a bit of an expectation. When I entered the dining room, Meat immediately came and hugged me. The surrounding gazes focused on me. Goshujin-sama. Yeah, its alright, its alright. What happened? ~? When I pat Meat on the head, her tail and ears wiggled in delight. It calmed me down. Alright, lets go back to my room and sleep. Are you Kehma-san? The hero stopped me. Cmon, read the air. I am, but you are? Wataru Nishimi I wanted to talk about that girl, however, my intention changed. Judging from Watarus line of sight, he was probably looking at my hair. Now then, is me being Narikin leaked? My voice isnt even different. It would be a little hard to speak here, could youe to my room? Sure, is it fine if Meates as well? Err, well, yeah. Hero Wataru was a little flustered. For now, I brought Meat along to the suite. Some of the onlookers were curious but I just ignored them. Something like having a conversation with the hero, doesnt this look like an event where he talks with a minor character? On the way, Wataru spoke to me. Are you Narikin-san? Nope. Im Kehma. Isnt your voice the same!? Even though you said that you were leaving to restock! Didnt Narikin say that he had a scar on his face? Do I look like I have something like that? Ah, you really dont wait, no, I didnt confirm that with my own eyes though!? Tch. He didnt fall for it huh. You! Youre Japanese after all!? My parents were Japanese, so I know a lot of things about Japan. Its not like I know everything though. Oh, so thats it? Hes obviously sad about it. I didnt say that Im not Japanese though. Then, we reached his room. So, what did you want to talk about? Umm, I asked you on the way here, but that Ojou-san too, are her parents Japanese? She has ck hair. With dog ears though. I dont know since I just picked Meat up. So, Meat? I cant remember anything about my past. However, Id be happy if its the same as Goshujin-sama. Good girl. I stroked Meats head. So, youre Japanese after all, Nakarin-san. Im not Nakarin, Im Kehma. Then Kehma-san do you know the meaning behind [Meat]s name? Nn? [Meat]s meaning? Its a general-use name for ves. When I asked Meat, she said she wasnt embarrassed as Meat and would work hard. I asked Ichika to make sure, but it seems theres a huge range of ng for it, so while it can mean [Pet] and [Hug Pillow], for adventurers in particr it also seems to mean things like [Meat Shield, [Meat Wall], [Bait], and [Decoy]. Those meanings imply disposable too, it doesnt look like it means something that good. I asked Meat if she wanted to change her name, but she didnt want to change it since it was the first name I gave her, so she told me that it wasnt a problem and would work hard to suit her name. Well, I didnt intend to throw her away you know? Shes my important hug pillow. My profession is dungeon master so theres no problem with having a bad reputation. That being the case, I just let it as is since she herself wanted to keep it. I know, but is there some problem? Heeh so you know about the name? Boom! He hit the table and it broke. In an instant. The table was built to be very solid, but it broke with two lines originating right where Watarus fist hit it. It looked like the letter [V] breaking it. Its a bitte, but I started sweating a bit. Why, why did you suddenly attack the table!? As I thought that, Watarus face also looked like, Ah crap. Moreover, Meat took position in front of me while wielding the golem knife as to protect me, ring at the hero. This child, so cool. I didnt mean to hit it that hard I will pay for it. However, arent you ashamed for using such a small child as a shield!? Including the trouble fees, five hundred gold. Eh!? Ah, wai, uhh, can you take it in parts? To my idle grumble of a sentence, Wataru lost hisposure. Alright, five hundred gold coins GET! Ahem I didnt think that you were a person to touch such a small child! I will not leave Rokuko-san to you! Do not approach Haku-samas imouto! Eh, touch? Whats he saying? Is he thinking that [ve = Ero Things]? Is his head filled with pink? Lolicons that I know say YES loli NO touch and would absolutely never touch a child, it held that meaning among men! Dont tell me that! Ah, but I definitely am touching her. As a hug pillow though. Goshujin-sama, do I defeat him? Stop. Hes a hero. And Meat was going at her own pace. Rather, it felt like she was nning on winning against him. Shes be splendid. Chapter 100 The Hero and a Match (Gambling) Well back on topic, theres no choice but to do something about the hero whod lost his temper. Even so, I heard that Hero-sama attempted to bring Meat to his room though? Eh!? No no, doesnt that sound weird!? I just wanted to hear her story since she had ck hair. Really it sounds suspicious theres a rumor that the hero proposed to a little girl. T-theres a reason for no, its nothing. Nn? So there was a reason? Perhaps, did Haku-san tell him to feel around and investigate the rtionship between me and Rokuko? Thatd exin his slightly strained conduct. That he confessed so calmly, that he said he wouldnt leave Rokuko here, and that he broke my table. Right, this hero was under Haku-sans control. It just doesnt look like it. Hes probably here to find a reason to bring Rokuko to the imperial capital. Her reception well, I can picture Haku-san rolling out the red carpet. With a house of sweets, making an entire room out of melon rolls with melon rolls filling the room. And since I have to see the hero off safely due to my promise with Haku-san, I cant afford to start a fight with him. Was his training for this purpose? Alright, lets repel him. However, not by injuring him. Understood. Then shall we have a match? Huh? A match? A match! Hero Wataru took the bait. As you wish, I ept! Well, naturally not a fight to the death, the za in front of the cave seems like a good ce, what time? Im good immediately after this though. Wait wait wait. Theres no way that I would challenge Hero-sama in a fight ofbat prowess, this. This. I showed him a die. A generic six-sided die. A six-sided die A TRPG!? No way, there are rule books too!? I dont understand what youre saying, your thoughts are skipping around too much. Tabletop role-ying game, TRPG for short. Theres no way that exists in this world. Well, when ites to amusement, maybe I should go and poprize it? Its ordinary gambling. Well prepare equal amount of chips and victory will be decided by struggling for them. Towers and dice, cee-lo, even cho-han are fine. Do you know the rules? [1] A while back, I read about them in manga. I dont know towers and dice though. You roll the dice, taking the amount of chips that there are pips on the faces. You do this three times back to back, with the person with the most chips in the end winning. Its that kind of thing. In short, roll them three times, the person with the highest total of pips wins. Its easy to understand. Sounds good. Then, are you fine with using this for the match? Yes. Wataru nodded. He appeared strangely self-confident. What will we do about dice? Use the ones prepared by the inn? No, Ive obtained some myself. I went to some lengths to get them after all. Wataru took some dice out from his luggage. Probably spoils he picked up from our dungeon. Then, lets let these decide our victory or defeat. Lie detecting magic tools if I win ah, no. Five hundred additional gold. Then I will take Rokuko-san to the imperial capital if I win. And that child as well. When he said that child and nominated her, Meat red at the hero. Her eyes were saying that shed absolutely never follow him. Dont worry, I wont let him take you. And as for Rokuko Oi oi, I cant bet my employer at my own convenience. Shes different from my ve. Ueh!? W-what about her being your partner? Huh? I think youre confusing me with someone else. To thest, Ill be obstinate in saying that Im a different person than Narikin. To begin with, I cant make her the bets wager! You just epted the match, you cant back out now. Eeeh!? T-then umm, uhh that child, and reducing the table reimbursement Well thats fine. I dont know how Meat is worth five hundred gold though. And of course, what we were using were the crystal-type dice golems made by me, the trick dice. * And so its my win. Thank you for the five hundred gold. Competing for the one hundred chips, I won after this and that. But the hero has some strong luck, always rolling fives and sixes in the three rolls. What level of trick was that? I examined the dice midway, but it was just that he kept throwing fours, fives, and sixes. Even so, sometimes I won, sometimes I lost, purposely repeating this over and over. Losing a little, winning a lot, until I took away all of his chips. Well, you were close. O-one more time! Ehh, cant be helped~. Then Ill double down and go for one thousand. Im fine taking installments if you cant afford it you know? Guh no, please wait a moment I have a bad feeling about it, lets go with mutually betting one hundred gold each. Understood, one hundred gold. * Ah~. I lost. And it was a pretty big loss~. Unfortunately, I lost one hundred of the gold coins so you only need to pay nine hundred gold coins now. Congrattions! Y-yeah. Struggling for the hundred chips a second time, somehow or another it was my overwhelming defeat. As before, the hero always rolled fives and sixes in his three dice rolls. He really might be doing some kind of trick. This time, I only won one or two times so it was a major loss for me. Well our match should be satisfied with this, how about lets stop? No! Please wait. Ill definitely save that child next time! Eh? Then are you fine wagering fourteen hundred gold coins? She still has a gold debt so I dont want to get rid of her. Its fine, lets do it! * I started to feel sorry for him so lets forgive him with this. Well then, you need to pay a total of twenty-three hundred gold coins. Umm, didnt you cheat!? I dont know how but wasnt that obvious cheating!? Hero Wataru is falsely using me. Why do you think I cheated? You supplied the dice and we both properly examined them. What percent chance do you think there is for ones and sixes to mutually appear all three times!? Im sure that Hero-sama always got five or above twice the previous times, what chances were that? If you think about it, you might understand my hand as well? [2] I have the unique skill [Super Luck: Lv 1] that I received from Kami-sama to surpass that ah, are you a summoned Japanese after all!? So Hero Wataru had a skill like that huh I wouldnt have won honestly huh. Rather, as expected of a hero to have such a cheat skill other than Trantion-san. Bad Luck-san taught me about his hand even though I didnt ask for it. [3] Its limited to only when Im protectingrades. To the extent that its stronger than yours. S-so there was that kind of mechanism. I tried to say something with a deep meaning. Whaaat, I didnt fix my victory when I didnt wager Meat earlier, so Im not wrong. And weeell, thats enough, no more. You understand? Excuse me, as expected, twenty-three hundred gold coins is a bit Pay it properly. You decided to wager it yourself. For him to be seventeen when he was summoned, he should be twenty years old now. Hes an adult by Japanese standards, so lets have him pay it punctually Seeing how that would be two billion three hundred million yen, how many lifetimes will it take? Well, an S-Rank Adventurer-sama could probably earn enough to pay it off if they persevered. Im fine with installments. Pay it off with one hundred gold a month for a year and eleven months. Youll be able to pay it back before two years are over. Easy, right? Ueeeh if I werent an S-Rank that would be an unreasonably absurd and huge payment n Then Ill pardon the interest out of consideration of Haku-san. I wont even say something like to be a ve for coteral, so be thankful. Yes, thank you very much I dont know how much S-Rank adventurers can earn in a month, but he just said itd be unreasonable if he werent an S-Rank right? Ill believe you, Hero-sama. Writing up a contract as well to make sure, he would pay me one hundred gold coins per month for twenty-three months. Do your best with the S-Rankmissions that pay huge sums. If you want, Im sure Haku-san could introduce you work that pays quite a lot! Ah,e to think of it I didnt include the nuisance fees. The heros eyes teared up. Footnotes: Cee-lo is this. Cho-han is this. Cant find a link for towers and dice Hand as in tactics, means, etc. Again, hand as in tactics, ability, means, etc. And Bad Luck-san? First time Kehmas used it, referring to Watarus [Super Luck: Lv 1]. Chapter 101 The Hero and Meat Maybe two billion three hundred million yen is too much after all? I thought that while collecting the chips and dice ced on top of the table, but I decided it was fine after all when I saw the table hed destroyed. Its troublesome even using [Create Golem] to mend it, it has decoration, and its strength is a problem too. However, that means Kehma-san thinks of her as arade, so why did you name her [Meat]? Hero Wataru asked with a curious look. It was at her own request. It was the name shed had when I picked her up. But even so, that name has such an obscene meaning Nn? At worst doesnt it just mean [Meat Shield] or [Meat Wall]? Thats what I was told at least. When I said that, the hero struck his palm with a fist, making a small p sound. Aaah I see, I thought something was off. Thats normally for male adventurers. This child, since shes so small, its seen as an absolutely different meaning you know? Well, the ng is really different depending on the region though Fumu? That so? Then I want to confirm, what does [Meat] mean? Goshujin-sama, [Meat] means tool. Mainly as wall or shield. Meat answered even though I asked the hero. Yep, Ill ask Ichikater too. Ah, umm even though thats not wrong But thats when its applied to men, for women its usually Wa! Wa! You hero! If you, to Goshujin-sama! Ill be your opponent! Meat with the interception! The hero is shot down! Hey, oi! Meat? Could you quiet down for a moment? Meat slumped forward, looking as though she lost her energy. Its the first time Ive heard Meat use that loud of a voice. In other words, Meat knows the meaning that the hero is trying to say. And that it looks like she doesnt want me to know it. Hey perhaps, is the meaning really bad? Its not a mistake to say it means tool either. However, with a sexual meaning attached to it. I looked at Meat. As for her, she was showing her usual expression, but herplexion had reddened, and while tearing up, trembled as though she were ashamed. Why did you want to keep the name if it was that shameful!? So, that meaning is generally the most famous. Of course, the sexual meaning. Oi, Meat? This time, Meat trembled with a start, paling. Meat, go to my room with Ichika. We have some talking to do. Y-yes. Meat seemed to be considerably afraid with her ears and tailcking any energy as she went to get Ichika. Seeing it all happen, the hero asked me timidly. Umm, what are you nning on doing? Ill definitely scold them. And have them write written apologies, and punish them. Ah, thats really gentle. Im relieved you didnt say something like youd kill or sell them. Theres no way I could do something like that. Meat and Ichika are both indispensable existences for the dungeon. Well, I should probably make their punishment more or less severe, but I dont want to interfere with their schedules. Yeah. And maybe you should give her a new name. Maybe. Though I said that, its a name that she persisted in keeping the meaning of from me, her Goshujin-sama. I dont know why she would want to, but she likes it. Its troublesome for me to change Meats name at this point too, but I dont intend to use her as a [Sex Tool] either Aaah its already getting annoying. Maybe I could give her a proper family name? Then I could just call her with that in front of people. For now, I have the hero owing me the huge debt of twenty-three hundred gold coins. Me being Japanese? I kept avoiding his suspicions and sessfully left the heros room. For that broken table, lets have a maid golem move itter. Maybe Ill give it to Kinue-san? * Then, when I returned to my room, there were two people below my line of sight. Yep, Meat and Ichika were dogezaing. The two are doing beautiful dogezas. S-sorry, Goshujin-sama Im soooo sooooorry~~~~!!! Alright, how about you guys raise your heads? For now lets hear why you guys did something like that. Even when I said that, Meat kept her head down. It couldnt be helped so I decided to hear about it from Ichika, who raised her head while desperately forcing a smile. Well its~, un. I knew [Meat]s meanin. I knew it. But, its a bad meanin to say. Hey, you wanna make a woman say somethin like that? Its embarrassin yah? Umm, I was also called [Meat] where I was before~ However, couldnt you have pointed it out? I mean I thought Goshujin-sama wouldve guessed it yknow? Hey, ya bring Meat-senpai in every day I thought ya definitely wouldve known the meanin. Uu, thats my bad. Im just using her as a hug pillow, but I definitely bring her into my room. After that, Meat looked up timidly and answered. Goshujin-sama definitely hasnt made a mistake. Thats why, Ill do my best as Meat, and Then why did you try to keep the hero from telling me what [Meat] means? Huh? W-why? Meat answered it with that; it looked like she seriously didnt know. It looks like even she doesnt know why she didnt want him to. It feels like a child lying to cover up their mistake. Wait I forgot since shes able to do just about everything, but Meat is still a child. Aah, right. Its probably that, a beastkins instincts. Beastkin value their names a lot, she mayve thought itd be bad if he said somethin. And that yad throw her away if it got exposed, so her body moved immediately, or somethin? Ah, so that was the reason. With Ichikas exnation, I agreed. I didnt intend to be hostile about it, so its probably fine. Id go into shock if she bore a grudge against me because of this. I dont have the courage to use someone with that as a hug pillow. First of all, I dont n on abandoning you. Keep working hard, the same as always. When I said that while stroking Meats head, she looked a little relived. Its alright. After all, Im human. I dont know what I dont know, I can make mistakes too. Say something if you notice. Alright? Yes. Got it. Then next time Ill say it without holdin it back. Then Ill forgive it this time Im still punishing you both though. Its that. Compulsory loose socks OR knee-highs should be fine. Of course, those socks will be prohibited from having [Cleanup] used on them for two, no three days. Furthermore, loafers while theyre working. Lets let them use sneakers when theyre doing physical training. Kukuku, this is a tremendous punishment if I do say so myself. Only fellowrades (foot fetishists) will understand how tremendous it is though. And well for around a month,pulsory stepping massages and a ban on gambling. And the quality of their meals will drop to this worlds standard, that should work. Chapter 102 Extra: The Hero and Gozoh Wataru Nishimi was a hero. However, even to a hero, a debt of twenty-three hundred gold coins is a bit no, is fairly no, is really painful. And because of that, he stopped using the suite, as well as lowered the rank of his meals. Although inn fees were provided by Haku, he decided that to set it aside for the payments since it couldnt be helped. Wataru moved into a normal room, but it wasnt particrly troubling either. Rather, the futon was considerablyfortable. He felt that itd be fine even if he just stayed in one of them from the start next time he came. Moreover, he could enter the onsen however many times he wanted, as well as use the game room. Hed want toe and stay at the onsen inn even if there werent a dungeon. But this debt is horrible huh haah Wataru sighed while eating cream stew in the dining room. Oh? Whats wrong, Pudding An-chan? Ah, thanks umm, Dwarf-san? Its Gozoh. Thanks for the pudding yesterday. So, whats with the sighing? Ah, Im Wataru. And well, its just I have a bit of a debt. Wataru gave a smallugh as though to lie to himself. Haah, so thats it? Something serious happened right after that yesterday huh. After you brought Kehma to the room? What happened? Well, it was just something with this. Saying that, he showed him the dice. I was just a little self-confident. Be careful, gambling can destroy your body you know? That receptionist, that Ichika girl? She fell into very after umting debt from gambling. She looks pretty happy now though actually, today it looks like shes seeing the end of the world for some reason. Ahaha, Ill take care. Wataru smiled wryly, figuring that her name sounded familiar, and it that was probably because of her punishment. Lets see, in debt to Kehma? I havent seen that guy gambling at all, but between you and me, my rtions with Kehma are good. I could tell him you need to wait a little to pay if you need. Haha, thank you for that Kehma-san said that my installments will be interest free, so well its alright. Ah is that so? Its all good then. While saying that, Gozoh drank another swig of alcohol from his y decanter. Wait, is that alcohol? I heard that this inn didnt deal in alcohol though? Yeah, I brought it. I traded for it directly with a merchant, they overlook it since I just bring in what I buy for myself Want to drink some? You gave me that pudding yesterday. Itadakimasu. To tell the truth, Wataru hadnt drank alcohol before. Summoned to this world at the age of seventeen, he continued with his Japanese customs even here and didnt drink or use tobo until the age of twenty. And now that he thought about it, he was already twenty. Though he was already at the age he could drink, there hadnt been any chances. Wataru epted the y decanter from Gozoh and suddenly drank it. The alcohol had an amazingly intense vor. However, Wataru didnt think he disliked that. Hooh, youre a good drinker. Thats the first time I drank alcohol, but I think I like it. First time? Fumu, then youre a natural. Well, drink up, I have others. Then Ill ept your offer. Itadakimasu. Aye, you should drink alcohol even if something bad happens. Gozoh took out another y decanter he brought in with him and drank as well. While the two were drinking, Gozohspanion, Roppu, came along. Although Gozoh was a dwarf, Roppu was a human woman. Oh, youre drinking! And you, I havent seen your face, Neer-san? Ah, Im Wataru Nishimi. A hero. Heeh, you were a hero huh. Hero!? Isnt that S-Rank? Eeh, amazing, wait you were drinking with him without knowing that? Let me in! And so, Roppu began drinking alcohol with them. Luckily or not, no one stopped them. Eeeh, twenty three hundred!? You racked up a huge amount. Ye~ah~. Kehma-san, hes a demon! A devil! Kehma-san is! Oi oi, thats rude. A demon or devil wouldve let him go with around fifty gold! Uu, half a year of hard work Eeh, you can pay it? S-Rank is amazing~ I could get it in a single month if I got serious though! I wont do it since itd cause a grudge though. Riiight, its better to stop before causing one of those~. Well, drink up, drink up. Todays on me! Itadakimaaasu! Wataru continued drinking whatever alcohol Gozoh took out. Hey heeeey, Wataru-kun. What did you do to Kehma-san? I dont think twenty-three hundred gold is normal. Weeell, it was a bit of a misunderstanding you know that dog eared child serving tables here yesterday? That child. Yeah, that Jou-chan huh Wataru did something bad then? Hahaha, yeah thinking that tiny girl was having a hard time didnt I have to save her if I could? As a man. Wooaah~, Wataru-kun is cool~ but its useless you know? ves are a persons property. And besides, that childs madly in love with Kehma-san, shes not dissatisfied with her current position at all! Looks like it huh haaah, doing something unnecessary for a twenty-three hundred gold coin debt twenty-three million rion huh [1] Alright, drink up. Todays my treat, theres still alcohol! Itadakimaaaasu! He left it all to Gozoh and drank the alcohol Gozoh took out with vigor. With a burp, he sat the y decanter hed emptied onto the table. Hey Gozoh, its not too early to go to Kantras ce you know? He said theres still alcohol at the smithys spot you know? And its fine even if we make more noise there you know? Oooh, right, Roppu, youre a genius! Oooi, Kinue-san, bring some snacks! Drink this Wataru, follow me! Iming, Gozoh-san! Ah, Kinue-san. The bill. Can you bring it? Yes, certainly. Ill have Rei bring it all. Are deep-fried potatoes alright? I want those soft and ky fried things! In this way, they hit it off with Wataru spewing hisints. However, as for them bingrades that would travel the world under the name of [Team Bhus], that is a story for another day. [2] Furthermore, [Team Bhus] main directive was to [Drink All of the Delicious Alcohol From Around the World]. * Mmm~, so alcohol was such a delicious thing~ The next day, Wataru woke up feeling refreshed, not even having a hangover. He didnt know if it was in his original nature, or perhaps because of a heros abilities. However, he was able to enjoy alcohol without needing to worry about how hed feel the next day. That would be good to do from then on. Since hed nned on going to the dungeon [Cave of Desires] today, he would have had to change his ns if hed had a hangover. And since hed need to leave soon, this might be the final day that he could properly look through the dungeon. So he intended to go as far in as he could today. Guess its time? Wataru, equipped with his skills as a hero, went into the dungeon. Footnotes: I have no idea what rion is either. This is the first time its appeared so far as I can recall? I really hope Im not being stupid here. =| ꥪ Bhus, also known as Dionysus, from Greek/Roman mythology. Click here for more Chapter 103 The Hero and the Dungeon Hero Wataru dove into the dungeon. Passing through the first floor with ease, he entered thebyrinth area. Although the usual pattern for here was to search and explore, today he passed through thebyrinth area farther inside, making his way to the riddle area. Now then, the unexplored areas after this huh Gotta focus from here on. He wasnt speaking to anyone in particr, he just talked while looking at the door in front of him. The riddle door. Wataru leisurely solved the door, typical known as the [Gate of Wisdom]. Yeah, this is arithmetic. Just need to solve it with some basic algebra. I remember this from that Japanese game show, that matchstick guy. Just need to reverse the triangle. Aah, this ones a famous riddle. In this world, at least. [Northern Sea]. [Easy], I guess? This doesnt seem that hard. Expressing an opinion that would earn him a headbutt if Haku heard him, he made his way to the spiral staircase area. Beyond this point, nothing had been reported to the guild at all. Although Wataru thought that Kehma probably had some information as the person who had delved the deepest into the dungeon, it wouldve been hard for him to ask due to his debt. As something that gave one an advantage, information in this world was to be concealed. And that if hed asked for information, his debt would continue increasing. Of course, that included information on how to deal with parts of a dungeon. As an exception, information about traps that would be particrly dangerous for adventurers who didnt know about themcing the magic sword back into the pedestal in the [Avarice Trap] for examplewould be purchased by the guild to be used asmon knowledge. As for the adventurers who still died to those traps, the guild just viewed them as unfortunate losses. So theres a hole in the middle? Wonder if itd be faster to jump down from here? He thought that when he saw the hole but seeing as hed likely wind up with fractures even if hended skillfully, although the idea crossed his mind, Wataru discarded the thought of jumping down. While paying careful attention to the steps, he descended the spiral staircase step by step. On the way down, a wall projected outwards. Whoops, that was dangerous. For Wataru, it wasnt dangerous. He evaded the suddenly projected wall so as to not fall. I probably wouldve fell if I was any slower huh. He finally noticed the point of there being a hole down the center of the staircase. Then again, there wasnt much meaning in him realizing it either though. When he finished descending the spiral staircase, there was an area that strikingly resembled some man-made ruins. It was as though there was something dividing the areas. He entered the near room while confirming that there were no traps. Oh, a treasure chest! Fufufu, I wonder whats in it? Maybe its some manga magazine~ Wataru, someone from another world, hoped there would be some Japanese item inside the chest. However, it just had a sword in it. Although he was a little disappointed, he saw a magic stone in it when he took a better look. It was a magic sword. Ooh,e to think of it there was some talk about being able to get magic swords here huh. Hmm, it feels like I can fill it with magical power and it feels like itll get sharper, I think? Well, itll go towards repaying my debt Wouldve preferred something from Japan though Magic swords that improved their sharpness were, among magic swords, located in the lower rank. High rank ones had magic effects. In the case of the magic sword he currently had, by being at the level of being purchasable with several gold coins, it was a third-rate piece of equipment for an S-Rank adventurer hero. As for C-Ranks, they would go into a frenzy for equipment at that level. While defeating the iron golems that constantly appeared on his way, he found even more magic swords in the other rooms. All of them were sharpness improving magic swords. Although he stored the magic swords together with the iron golem corpses with his [Storage] magic, he was slowly reaching his full capacity. Maybe it wouldve been better toe after getting rid of some stuff No no, I had to perfectly prepare since Im travelling alone, cant be helped, cant be helped. Collecting twenty magic swords somehow or another, he found the stairway to continue going down. Although he felt that it was [Still Safe], he didnt think that he [Still Had Room]. When the timees, hed probably discard the iron golem corpses for room. Thinking that, Wataru decided to take a look at the next floor for now. * Ive been going a little easy on him, but doesnt it feel like hes progressing just a bit too easily through the dungeon? However, I cant use my never-before-seen lethal traps on him because Haku-san asked me to keep him alive. Were only able to repel him with monsters, but were just losing out since hes so strong. How the heck is he slicing my iron golems in two with simple strikes of his sword, oi. Because of that, we adopted the strategy of giving him a ton of treasures so that hed hurry up and leave. Theres a lot of magic swords today arent there? Yeah. Since someone finally made it to the warehouse area, lets use the opportunity for some advertisement. If its the level of magic swords were showing off this time, high-ranking adventurers probably wonte. The iron golem corpses are slowly filling up his [Storage] wait, eh? Did I make a passage there? When I looked to see how Wataru was doing, he was working on going down stairs that I dont remember making That isnt the prison area, right? The heck are those stairs? Eh? I made those you know wait, right! I forgot since the hero arrived, but I made a dungeon! Oh right, Ipletely forgot about that. Come to think of it, Rokuko did make a dungeon, didnt she. So, what kind of dungeon did you make? Fufun, well, take a look! Its super ground-breaking! Please see what I made, it wont lose to Kehmas ideas! That sounds good, lets watch this heros strategy for capturing it. * Hey, its suddenly way different. When he descended the stairs, there was a pool of magma. The heat that gathered seemed to burn his skin. In the sea of magma, there was a path dotted by stepping stones to be used as footholds. Even magic tool footwear would burnt up if someone lost their footing. There was that hot spring, so maybe this is something like a volcano A natural sauna, I guess? In truth, this couldnt be a sauna. The magma was hot enough to melt even bone, but it wasnt much of a threat to Wataru, a hero. Using his magical power, he produced a barrier that stretched around him like a membrane. With that, even if the stepping stones copsed and he was submerged inva, it shouldst around thirty seconds. Even so, since it consumed so much magical power, he slowly advanced, checking his footing step by step. Piii! Hm? He heard a birds cry. When he looked, he saw a small white bird flying towards him like a dart. With a bang, he took out his sword to stop it, causing it to ng as it got hit. Knocking against his solid sword, the bird fell into the magma with a plop. What kind of bird was that? Though he was a little worried about it, the small bird that fell into the magma was already on fire. While not minding it too much, he just noticed there werent any golems on this floor. He looked around him once again, searching for the presence of monsters. Anyhow, he didnt feel the presence of any other than that small bird that wouldve gone great in yakitori. However, it was true that he wouldnt be able to notice golems that werepletely unmoving. Guess Ill go on? Then, when Wataru moved his foot, something hit his back and he received a light impact. Uoooh!? T-that was dangerous! He almost lost his footing, but he held out. Looking around, he saw the small and still-burning bird pping its wings. A fire bird phoenix! Right, it wasnt because of the magma, it was on fire from the start! Pi! The small bird hurled itself forward once again. although it was a phoenix, for surprise attacks, they stopped working once they were figured out. While thinking he saw something rare, Wataru cut down the phoenix. Pikya! The phoenix cried as it was cut down, wrapping itself in me However, a few secondster, the phoenix revived and attacked him again. Reviving faster than he thought it would, Wataru cut it down yet again. However, again and again and again, the phoenix kept reviving and attacking him. Even though it was very weak, its revival cooldown time was quick, so it looked like there was no point in attempting to defeat it, however Ah! But couldnt it be some great raw materials!? Come to think of it, Kantra-san said that he wanted rare fire-type materials huh! Booyah! Pikiii!? Probably because it felt something dangerous, the phoenix ran from Wataru. My my, saved from cleverness. Wataru let out a small mutter. As a matter of fact, he didnt know how to retrieve the raw materials from a phoenix that would just burn away the moment it dies, so he wouldnt have been able to do much either way. Deciding toe back and examine it next time, he put the thought in the corner of his mind and decided to continue advancing onward. On the way, a foothold suddenly copsed, but he somehow or another managed to make it to the interior. There, there was a door. When he threw his bodys strength against it, the door opened and he saw a cave filled with heat like what hed just went through. Although its magma didnt overflow, he was able to see red lizards and magma slimes appear. Apparently, the real thing started here. Chapter 104 The Hero and [me Cavern] I was troubled. What? This is ground breaking! Isnt it too remarkable though, like an explosion? Why!? The dungeon that Rokuko made was the footholds made on the magma sea. However, that by itself wouldnt be a problem. Added to that, even adding the one monster, Feni the phoenix, it was still alright. The problem came after that. That is, it connected to something out of our dungeon[me Cavern]. Probably around its fifteenth floor. Why is it connected to [me Cavern]!? Its convenient to let Feni go out and y you know? I properly asked Redra about it first you know? At least you got permission. Then again, they probably would have noticed and said something if she didnt get permission. So why is Feni the only monster? Because that floor is for Feni. And this way I save more DP to use on summoning a dragon for the next floor! Somehow or another it looks like Rokukos dungeon is for her pets private use I guess thats fine? Just then, a message came from Ontentoo saying he wanted to meet. I have a bad feeling about it, but its not like I wont go. Grah. Alright Rokuko. Are you ready to apologize? In that case Ill dogene! Ill prepare the futon! Thats no good, Rokuko. Dont do something like that so quickly. * Oi, Kehmaaa!? Whats the meaning of this!? When we met, the smander Ontentoo shouted with a forceful bellow. His reptilian face looks like its ring at me harshly. I feel like I understand what you want to say, but for now lets assume I dont What do you mean? You sent the gods vanguard into my dungeon, thats what! Is this a deration of war!? Answer me! It was an ident. Sorry. Oh, it was an ident? Thats fine then. Are you sure? Oi. I know Im the one saying it, but is it alright? Huh? Yeah, its fine, the gods vanguard is moving towards the exit right now. [1] As the hero himself intended to advance further and further into the depths of the dungeon, it looked like he was heading towards [me Cavern]s entrance, which was its exit. Ontentoo seemed to be letting him go outside as is and just ignore the boss room. Kehma and No. 112 are narrow-minded huuuh. Right, Redra? No, Rokuko!? Its dangerous even for this one fighting all out against gods vanguard as an opponent you know!? In addition, Rokuko and the red dragon Redra (human form) were sitting on good terms with each other in seiza on the stone floor. No, they were made to. By me. Kehma? What were you thinking by connecting to my dungeon? Please ask Rokuko. Or rather, it looks like you didnt approve it either, Ontentoo? Redra did it without my permission Comrades in hardships eh? Although the reason is that I left it all to Rokuko, Ontentoo couldnt defy Redra who was his master. Thinking about that, Ontentoo must have a hard time. Even with their dungeon of fifty-one floors, it looks like the dungeon master redecorated in secret and he only just now realized it when the hero invaded. This one discussed wanting to connect dungeons with Rokuko! Its convenient for bringing Feni along to y right? Also for me ying with Redra! Rather, Rokuko, Redra. When did you two get on such good terms? When Kehma was sleeping. Rokuko and Fenie over to y a lot! This one has free time since adventurers usually dont make it to the bottom floor! Yeah, it is a fifty-one floor dungeon after all I could probably sleep peacefully for life if I made ours that deep. I sleep a lot even now though. Rather Kehma! You care for Rokuko properly! Learn from this ones husband! Yeah yeah! Wait, Redra!? Dont say it as if I-Im like Kehmas w-w-wife! For now, noment. So, what now? Ah, well, how about blocking the door? Hmm? Isnt it fine to leave it? Its camouged on a rock surface on our side so itll just be guysing from your side. Hmm? So in other words itll just be a thing that adventurers that came in from our side can leave through? In other words, the guys that get lost at your dungeon will get dealt with somehow by us, how bout some thanks? Hahaha, then isnt that just us losing ie? Ours is also camouged, I just decided to get rid of that unmanageable gods vanguard guy, thanks for that~. I might send gods vanguard there again though! While mutually giving feints, for now we decided to just keep our dungeons connected and camouge the opening. And we decided on Rokuko and Redras punishments. * Hero Wataru looked about restlessly. Light? Huh, the exit? Huh? Continuing walking outside of the dungeon, he looked around. Apparently, he was at the top of Tsuia Mountain. Sia was a little ways away, and he saw the inn near [Cave of Desires], [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]. There was a forest between him and it, and he still had to descend as well, but it was possible to return more or less easily with a heros leg strength. It doesnt look like an illusion. Is this really the outside? The heck is going on, was there another entrance? Should I return for a moment and report it to the guild? With that, he walked down the mountain towards the inn. Running down the mountains face, he instantly knew the direction to go. Coming out of the forest that was between them, he returned from above to [Cave of Desires]. Right then, Gozoh was drinking alcohol in Kantras smithy. Hes still drinking? While a little astonished, Wataru decided to join in afterwards. Oh? If it isnt Wataru. Didnt you head into the dungeon? Whyd youe from on the mountain? Ah, Gozoh-san. Theres an entrance on top of the mountain. On the summit? You said you were an S-Rank, but that ce is definitely a dungeon called [me Cavern] you know? [me Cavern]? Is it different from [Cave of Desires]? It should be a different dungeon, but well, there are lots of things about dungeons I dont know, so it might be something unusual. Are there no precedents? No, therere examples of fellow dungeons being near each other. A famous example is the imperial capitals [White Labyrinth], the [White Cave] is nearby it and touches a part of it. Hearing about it from Gozoh, Wataru remembered hearing about something like that. How fard you get in there? Ah, into the unexplored area. I dont know when it [me Cavern] started though Ooh, thats amazing! As expected of S-Rank! Was there any alcohol? Unfortunately not. Ah, but I did get magic swords. Hooh, Im envious. Come to think of it, didnt Kantra-san say he was studying magic swords? How about I give him one? I got twenty of them. Twenty!? Thats insane! Oooi, Kantra! Wataru is going to give you a magic sword! Today well drink as thanks! Ooh, drinking alcohol today too! Many gulps echoed from Watarus throat. Footnotes: This note is ced pretty haphazardly, but I would just like to state again that Ontentoo talks like a yakuza, dragging out his vowels all delinquent-like. Sorry, but Ive yet to figure out a good way to represent this in English. Chapter 105 The Heros Repatriation After reporting to the guild, he decided to sell all of the magic swords through the guild to pay off his debt. Because of that, I appear to have left from [me Cavern]. Well, here are some magic swords. There are neen of them, I had one more of them at the same quality, but I gifted it to Kantra-san. I would like to sell the rest through the guild. Yes, certainly. With the magic swords lined up, the contents of Watarus report were exhrating. That he had went through the unexplored area, that [Cave of Desires] was connected to [me Cavern]a dungeon also in Tsuia Mountainat an unknown location, and that he had retrieved as many as twenty magic swords. They were all wonderful results. Well, how much will you purchase the information for? The market price for that is twenty silver coins. Would you like to auction off the magic swords? Twenty all at once sounds like it would copse the price doesnt it. Lets go with ten. Ill sell nine to the guild for two gold coins each, so please sell themter. Ah, could I get it in cash if possible? That would be eighteen gold, and adding the auctions sales to that it would probably be close to forty gold. It was probably a small amount rtive to his twenty-three hundred gold debt, but it could be thought of as an ie of forty million yen. From Watarus viewpoint, it wasnt too bad thinking about it like that. For that night he would be having a drinking bout with Kantra and the others, so he decided to return to the empire the next day. The details of the drinking bout will be omitted. It was good alcohol, none was left over by the end. Alright, now to greet Rokuko-san and them. He headed to the inns reception Sitting there was the mage girl that hed gotten on good terms with, Nerune. Whaaaa~, youre already returning~!? Uuu, I wanted to ask more about magic~ Hahaha, Ille again. Is Rokuko-san here? Ah, yes~. Ill get her~ Nerune went to go get Rokuko, so he waited for a while. And then Rokuko arrived in high spirits. Youre going back? Say hi to Ane-sama for me. Alright, well, was I able to help? Nn, yeah! Thanks to you Ill get a ring from my partner! There was a certain pact between Wataru and Rokuko. That is, when Wataru wanted Rokuko to be his partner, some things were said. [ Would you be my partner?] [Eh, no way. I already have a partner.] From Rokukos reaction, Wataru noticed that his question could have been taken as a confession. He quickly corrected that. [ Ah! No, sorry. I meant as in a study partner. Not the meaning as in a couple or lover or anything.] [ Un? That so? Well okay.] [Please be my cooperator in researching returning to Japan! Those clothes, I just noticed them now, but they have nylon in them right!?] [Nayon? Whats that?] [Its synthetic material made from petroleum! This world hasnt ever seen thebination of nylon with cloth, so why!?] [Ah, this dress? My partner obtained it from the dungeon you know. Fufun, isnt it wonderful?] Right, the Hero Wataru saw through the looks of the material as something that existed in Japan with his insight. His eyes moved instinctively, but his reaction was only towards the nylon cloth. It definitely wasnt like he wanted to look at Rokukos bottom. He just only looked at her bottom since her hair was blocking the rest. [Yeah, it suits you well Hmmm, I wonder if I could get some nylon cloth too? I heard the rumors, but its amazing Id also like Rokuko-sans Partner-san to be my researchpanion. Is he an excellent adventurer after all?] [ Yeah, he is, hes the person to have gone the deepest into the dungeon after all. He got a massage chair from the dungeon too.] [Ooh, thats!] He wanted to take it apart and look inside. When he saw it [No way. Its valuable.] Rokuko stopped it. He seemed to have voiced his desire. [Mumu, then maybe your Partner-san could teach me about the dungeon maybe I could hear something about it?] [Nnn, right. Im fine preparing a ce to talk, but there needs to be an advantage for me!] [Hmm, then how about I treat you to a meal? The five gold coin one.] [Its my goods, I could eat it whenever I want even if I werent treated to it.] Oh right~, Wataru thought. He wondered if there wasnt some kind of bargaining chip he could use against this person hed just met. He couldnt think of anything. [ Then, maybe there are some of Rokuko-sans worries I could deal with?] [Worries? Hmm, I cant think of any] [Umm, maybe some problem with your daily life with your partner?] Wataru spoke in desperation, but Rokuko happened to think of something. [Right, then I want to get on better terms with my partner so be my stalking horse!] [1] [Itll definitely lure him out for a meal if I say that Hero-sama confessed to me!] [Eh, w-what!?] [Ill go tell him then!] And that is what was said. As a result of Wataru confessing to Rokuko, a few days ago hed told them about his unrequited love story. He ended by futilely trying to indirectly appeal with, [Because I distrust women, I really cant confess to women], but in the end he was cautious of him and wasnt able to hear anything satisfactory. But now I have a twenty-three hundred gold coin debt. Eh? That has nothing to do with me you know? Yeah. Rokuko was definitely unrted to it. Even if Narikin zeroing in on him was due to confessing to Rokuko, Kehma was another person so it was something else entirely. Ah, Its fine if you pay your debt through Haku Ane-sama you know? I want to see Nerune-san and Gozoh-san and them, so Ille back. I cant trouble Haku-sama with that. Even though its good if you dont reallye back, Rokuko muttered. Well then, see you. Say hello to Haku Ane-sama. And thus, Hero Wataru left for the imperial capital. Furthermore, he honestly reported the details to Haku, so she decided that he would be sent to work practically till the point of death despite being an S-Rank adventurer, but that was another story. Footnotes: This is not something Ive heard of before. In short, a person who pretends to do something in order to incite a desired oue. Chapter 106 Meats Name and Making the Ring In the end, it appears that it was decided that [Cave of Desires] was a derivation from [me Cavern] through Hero Watarus report. Before heading to Wakoku, hell be returning to the imperial capital for a while to do several jobs in order to pay back his debt. Taking the asion to gather, he made a promise with Gozoh and Roppu to go to Wakoku together with them. [No more drinking until I repay my debt!] He said that, but can he really keep it up? Definitely something to worry about. Then again, Haku-san would probably just shoulder his debt if heste on payments so its no problem for us really. Weeell, the heros heading back, looks like we can go back to being carefree. Kehma, even without the hero here you shouldnt be that carefree I looked away from Rokukos remark right,e to think of it I have to give Meat a new name huh. I just remembered. It was a good time for it, so I had brought her to the room and was using her as a hug pillow. Meat. Your name. I-its fine as is. I-Ill be a good Meat so When I said name, Meat trembled like a puppy that someone was trying to take their important nket from. Right, Ill think about that in at least five years. So for now lets think of a name. [1] Heeey, whats Meat mean anyways? I missed the chance to ask Aah, I was going to exin it to Rokuko just there, but Im finding myself at a loss for words. I cant say something like it means sex toy. Thatd definitely be hard to say to this person that knows nothing. And so, I decided that I didnt hear her. Your new name is Meat ckdog. Ill call you ck outside. Sound good? When I said that, Meat was surprised that Id be leaving Meat as her name, so she blinked her eyes. In the end, I decided for it to be ckdog since she is a ck dog. It has the feeling that shell be proud of her ck hair-ness. Im definitely not cutting corners here. Definitely not. Id asked Ichika concerning what to name her, but beastkin really do ce an extreme importance on their name, to the point that it seems more so than their life. The story is that once they learn their name, it will stick with them for life no matter whats said and done. Hearing countless examplesto the extent that schoolkids would seriously say things like Will you stake your life on it?I got the impression that trying to change it was no good. In short, [Its useless even if I changed it, I wouldnt know what would happen even if I tried to forcibly do it. Or rather, its already toote. Like a field mineid years ago.] I decided to postpone purposely blowing up the bomb. Well, when ites to having a name that describes her precisely, even if its by instinct, ckdog should be more or less satisfying for her Yeah. Im not cutting corners at all. Im being serious. Serious I said! I just hope that Meat doesnt explode until shes an adult at least. So, lets go to the guild to try and register your new name tomorrow It should take some money, but its no problem. Even if it took gold coins. Understand? Y-yes Meat answered while dly wagging her tail back and forth. Heeey, so what does Meat mean? Ask Ichika. I decided to leave it to Ichika to exin it to Rokuko. Even though we were changing Meats registered name with the guild, it took thirty silver coins. We were able to easily go through the procedures at the branch office though. It was cheaper than I thought itd be. * Since Rokuko had deepened her friendship with Redra while I was sleeping, I thought of something. When I sleep so much, it feels like Im useless. Well, even so I dont really mind and could just keep sleeping, but doesnt it feel like Im just a mascot? I dont want to be put in the mascot box! I dont want to be the mascot with a bad expression that gets caught between two futons like some dorayaki! [2] Thus, even though I dont really want to I decided that I would do some work. To speak urately, I would make more magic sword de golems. Theyre something that only I can make after all. Oh iron, be a magic sword, [Create Golem]ah. I made a de golem with a considerably suitable chant. The magical power consumption is curbed remarkablypared to not using a chant I dont really need to bother though since its not like Ill run out of magical power though. Even though I definitely remember feeling fatigued back when I first used the life magic [Cleanup] wonder if its something like growing up? For now lets resupply the [Treasure Chests] and make the same kind of magic swords the hero took. As for what these [Treasure Chests] are, they are boxes that replenish the items in them after a certain period of time. At a cost of 100 DP. Other than having them use DP to resupply by choosing from a list if you let it happen automatically, you can also replenish them with items chosen beforehand. Haku-san said that its a popr item among dungeon masters that find restocking to be troublesome. Id like to make more powerful magic swordserr, golems, but I dont have a good way to Even our most powerful piece, the iron golem, turned out to be useless and got sliced up by the hero. Although the hero that came this time was rtively friendly, there might be a day that a hero fully intending to crush the dungeon corees. Its probably best to upgrade its materials after thinking about it, so I took a look at the raw materials I could get with DP. Oh,e to think of it I promised Rokuko a ring huh. Lets make it before I forget. It should need just about as much needed to make a coin, so it shouldnt cost too much. And so I bought [Orichalcum (1 MM Diameter, 10 CM Length: 10,000 DP)]. Suddenly expensive! But it cant be helped, it looks great! Orichalcum has a golden tint with a silvery sheen, with a slightly rainbow-colored luster. It really does feel like a fantasy metal. Its extremely expensive even though its just ten centimeters, and in addition I couldnt bend it even though I tried to with everything I had. Even when I used pliers, it didnt look like it was even near yielding at all. The heck is this, is it really a metal? For the time being I started processing it with [Create Golem] but it consumed a considerable amount of time and magical power even though I was just turning ten centimeters of it into the shape of a ring. This is the first time in a while Ive felt tired from using magical power, it took everything I had even though I properly used a chant. In this case I was able to shape it how I wanted even better than iron by filling it with enough of my magical power, but normally how would someone turn this into a sword? I took another look at the orichalcum loop It cost enough DP to use up ten gold coins, how luxurious. Isnt this a ten million yen ring? It might have been better to quietly make it out of money. Next, I purchased [Synthetic Ruby (Unprocessed Boule: 30 DP)]. Its really cheappared to the orichalcum. Moreover a huge gem the size of a finger came out what the hecks a boule? [3] I thought about using a tiny natural gem, but like this the synthetic ruby is cheaper and has a much better color to it. Moreover since its synthetic it barely has anything inside it (impurities), so in a meaning it could be called even more pure than a true ruby. Itd probably be deemed heresy from a jewelers point of view though. At any rate, I have no rtion to itsposition since Ill be kneading and kneading it with [Create Golem] Oh, its really easy to do. It feels like my magical power just sticks to it. Well, I wrapped the orichalcum loop in the ruby Theres a lot of ruby left over, maybe Ill make some hair ornaments? At any rate, I made an orichalcum ring with a ruby coating. The orichalcum shined inside the transparent rubys red brilliance. Its a simple design, but it suits Rokuko. Lets make a box that suits it Ah, handing her this will be a bit embarrassing I was able to make the ring, so lets think about how to power-up the dungeon again. I thought about it when I was touching the orichalcum, but wouldnt it already be the strongest if I made an orichalcum golem where its whole body is orichalcum? Lets ignore how much DP that would take. A little wire was 10,000, so the amount needed for a full golem might be ridiculous. And then itd be a story of magical power too. How do people usually process orichalcum? Footnotes: The original wording might be implying that hes not serious about that statement, just saying it to soothe Meat due to her trembling. Heres a dorayaki. Two pancakes with sweet bean paste filling between them. Synthetic unprocessed boule image here. Chapter 107 Presenting the Ring to Rokuko Presenting a ring, I know it turns into a g where you cant give it to them if you dont do it immediately. Thats why I decided to do it immediately, even though Im embarrassed. Its not like I should purposely call her to hand it to her or something is what I thought, but its no good. I should call her to hand it to her. Because thats how it is, theres no options other than handing it to her, so I called her over saying, Im going to give you the promised thing. Pleasee to my room. Kehma! Im here! She came three secondster. Quick. If she had a tail itd probably be wagging right now. With a rustling sound, I Well, Rokuko. Here it is. A box? Ah! Can I open it!? Yeah. As soon as I said that, Rokuko quickly took out the ring. Ooh a red jewel? Its see-through and really pretty. Theres something glittering inside it too! And then she immediately tried to put it on her fingerthen stopped. Then, she took a few brief nces at me What? Me? Any more service is beyond what you should expect, I only handed it to you. Its too embarrassing. Kehma. I heard it from the hero, but it looks like usually your partner puts your ring on for you at times like this you know? W-will you? Shes pleading me? Grah, alright, Ill do it. When I epted the ring back from Rokuko, I quickly took Rokukos left hand and took aim. When I took a look at Rokukos face, she was practically ring at the ring from nervousness. Now, while thinking about how Haku-san was going to kill meter, I put it on Rokukos ring finger its loose. Its natural considering I didnt measure her size after all~ But I anticipated that. I could use [Create Golem]. Rather, since I expected that Id have to adjust it from the beginning, I made it so that it would be loose. That way it wouldnt be a problem to put it on. Rokuko, while feeling the ring with her right hand, spun it round and round. Muu, its loose isnt it right! Nn? Just when I was about to use [Create Golem], kashiin! Rokuko started to shine. When the light calmed down, instead of Rokuko being there there was an adult that looked like Rokuko, a blonde-haired girl. And on the ring finger of her left hand, there was the red ring that I made. It fit precisely. Whore yo no, Rokuko? Normally thinking it couldnt be anyone but Rokuko, no, normally thinking no one could just grow up instantly though huh. Dungeon cores really arent normal though. If the ring is loose, I just have to grow! Ehehe, its perfect. So, does it suit me? Y-yeah Rokuko, right? Un? What wrong Kehma, charmed by me? Mufufu. Rokuko smiled and stuck her chest out. Things that looked like meat buns jiggled. Her outward age obviously increased. If her old self was a grade-schooler, shes now a high school student. High school students these days sure do grow up fast huh, hahaha. I seem to have been attracted towards her legs unconsciously, so I desperately tried to look away. Itd be dangerous if Rokuko didnt have shoes on. Umm? Rokuko, whats with your appearance? Oh,e to think of it this is the first time Ive showed Kehma isnt it? How is it? Rokuko twirled in a circle to show off, then over enthusiastically fell over. Even her shoes flew off. Ow~. I lost my bnce from growing so suddenly~ Oi oi, be careful. I sat back down. OK, lets settle down. Those white things or that ce, I saw various things that I shouldnt see Kuh, those white knee socks are so attractive! I looked unintentionally! Dont turn your feet towards me, my heart cant take it! However, I must not look. With those amazing legs and her age isnt a problem either, I might carelessly fall in love. I can easily imagine being ughtered by Haku-san in the future, so I have to desperately endure. R-Rokuko, can you turn back? Un, I can! I mean, this appearance takes a bit of DP to maintain you know~ Alright, please return for now. I still dont want to die. Eh!? Kehma will die when Im like this!? Got it Ill turn back immediately I turned back! I nced at her. Shes turned back into a proper loli. Phew, that was close Alright, Ill adjust the rings size wait, huh? Nn? Ah, it fits now! Rokuko spoke while putting her shoes back on. When I looked at the ring on her left hand, the ring that should have been loose fit as well on Rokuko(loli) as it did on Rokuko(big). Rokukos clothes, shoes, and even her knee socks adjusted to Rokuko(big)s size,e to think of it. Wait, didnt those shoese off a moment ago? Eh? They adjust even if theyre taken off? Alright, lets not think into this too deeply. Theres the possibility that it wont adjust anymore if I recognize it as breaking thew of conservation of mass. Rokuko looked at the ring on her finger as though spellbound. Ehehe, this jewel is pretty. Its red and see-through and beautiful. Yeah. I have confidence in it. She looked really happy, looking at it from various angles while twisting it around her finger. I also finally calmed down. Seriously, my heart was pounding The twinkling thing in this gem, what is it? Its orichalcum. Heeeh, orichalcum isnt orichalcum super rare? This much cost 10,000 DP. He~h. so this much cost ten Kehma huh Oi, dont turn me into a unit. Like that Feni would be above me. Ehehe? Well, most importantly it looks like you like it. Un, thank you Kehma! Love you! Two seconds after she said that, Rokukos face blushed. Looks like she noticed what she just said. Then she ran out, saying something like, I-Im going to go show Meat! Even if it was a mistake, it was pretty cute. No, thats all. Its just that Im happy she was happy from my present, thats all! Chapter 108 The Vige Winter had set in. It was autumn until quite recently while I still thought it was summer, and now its already winter. Well, a vige was established. Yeah. A vige. I dont really get what happened that well, but it looks like the stingy adventurers that pitched tents instead of paying for the inn just decided, These tents are cold, lets set up some huts~? And then they just settled down right there. Yo, good morning Kehma-san! Dont give me that. You said youd build huts but you seriously made some respectable houses! Moreover, other adventurers even went: Oh, looks good. Ill also build one ah, how though? Look no more, leave it to me! Then settled down by building houses. The heck is this guy, is Koo-san a carpenters son? Booyah, I remembered his name from earlier! A bar waspleted next to the inn. One of Receptionist-sans juniors joined the guilds branch office so it turned into a two-person system. In addition, shops got built when the smell of business appeared. Thanks to that its gotten difficult for us to sell potions and stuff. We didnt sell that much anyways though. Above all, theres no reason for me to refuse because of the permanent residents and shopkeepers DP. And like this, a vige formed on its own ord. Its like someone nned this behind my back, but well its favorable to me. The adventurer guild is suspicious. Is Koo-san a spy from the guild head? Hm. Now that theyre building houses, wont there stop being guests at the inn? I thought that, but nothing like that happened. Rather, the amount of merchants increased. Thanks to carpenters felling trees in the forest for lumber, the roadless forest now has a road to some extent. Since its be easier to travel through, the cirction between Sia and Pavuera increased, further increasing our DP ie and tunnel rentals ie. Its gotten hard for the golem wagons to get rented though. (Add on to that that since the lumber quests were put out by the guild, Meat and Ichika have increased their amount of achievedmissions.) Having a bars better after all! Right Wataru!? Nooo, Im on abstinence until I pay back my debt! Why did I have to stop drinking even though theres a bar here now! Its alright, this is ordinary apple juice. Eh, then its alright wait, isnt this alcohol!? Aaah? No way Wataru. This is juice, it tastes a bit like alcohol but theres nothing in it but juice. See? Whaaaat, juice huuuh? Its definitely juice if Gozoh-san says so, ahahaha. There are even farces like that, too. Well, I dont really have a problem with him drinking alcohol though. Hell pay his debt back properly after all. Nheless, Haku-san hasnte around recently. Not since I gave that ring to Rokuko. ording to the hero, Haku-san is busy and doesnt have the time toe here, however it feels like Im a death row criminal waiting for execution. Furthermore, were selling cards and dice to the bar, even renting out slots. As expected, simple gambling fits just right with wagering drinking money in the bar. Theyre profiting from the slots even with the rental fees, so the setting is promising. Well, the cards, dice and slots are being rented out so the game room would be vacant right? Its nothing like that. Uooooh! Go, go! Number three, Yumenokuni! Aah, dont stop there! [1] Currently, the game room is used for rat racing. Those guys that turned into residents and the inns guests are participating. Number one, Aonotenteki! Run! Run! Do iiiiiit! [2] A chance for number four! Go, Nazunazuuuu! I bet on you, oi, stop looking for something and run! [3] Oooh, Onsoku came up from behind! First ce, number five, Onsoku! As expected of its dignity, the crowds favorite! [4] Voices of sorrow and joy came from the audience that enclosed it all, failed betting tickets fluttering in the game room. The bets were for which rat woulde in first. Because calctions were troublesome, second ce wasnt cared about at all. The next race is in one hour! It is todays final race, those running can be found here. Ooh, Deppa ising out? Hell decide it in one go, cant be unprepared. [5] Elekimouse is the favorite to win, that guys lightning quick, exactly like thunder! Wait wait, Fighto has amazing willpower too, this race looks like itll be interesting. Oraniwasanpo is steady and clever though hes not powerful huh~. Hes the dark horse. Alright, Ill buy ten of em! One silver! [6] While the guests were betting on the following race, the rats that ran in the previous race were given cheese to chew on. These guys are subordinates that live in the forest, the rats that were active in our dungeon battle against Haku-san. Moreover, when they turned into named monsters when I gave them a name for the race, they became pretty clever. They obey my instructions faithfully and determine their order intentionally, purposely building suspense during the race. Fufufu, with these guys investigationmissions are my forte now too It was a miscalction though. It was a miscalction though. And like that, the vigepleted centered around the inn, rather, the dungeon. On a certain winter day, Gozoh called me over to the bar. I thought hed summoned me for a drinking bout or something, but it didnt feel like that. The adventurer representative Gozoh and the cksmith Kantra, along with Koo-san whod turned up to build houses, as well as the bars master, a shopkeeper, and the guild receptionist the person in charge of the branch office. Everyone was here. Well then, today I had Kehmae here. Theres an important talk to about this town at [Cave of Desires]. Hoh, so were turnin into a serious vige huh Ah, heres some refreshments. So, whats the talk? Ooh! Tasty! Alright, the chief will be Kehma! Any objections!? Eh? Kantra: I consent if its Kehma-dono. Koo-san: Ah, I have faith in Kehma-san! Bar master: None here. Ooh, this is karage. My favorite food. Shopkeeper: I think its good! Itll be profitable for us. Receptionist-san: I have none either. No ones going to stop it? Whats with this flow? Wait, please hold up. Oi Gozoh, whyd it turn into me bing the vige chief? Because you have the most free time! Other people have work whaaat, the vige chiefs just a normal mediator, its nothing different from what youve been doing so far, Kehma. Wouldnt Rokuko be fine then? Shes mostly free too. Kehma. Youre thinking about entrusting the vige to Rokuko-chan? No, sorry. I said something weird there. But saying youll entrust it to me, wouldnt I just be a figurehead? Yeaaah. Well, thats generally how it is. Its just that if something happens, the vige chief decides. Everyone else also helps out. Eh? That so well, in that case That should be fine then? I acknowledged bing the vige chief. Though I have the feeling I was being led on, itd just be troublesome if I left it to some unskilled guy. Well, its a bit fast but how about we consult the vige chief? I knew it. Footnotes: Paradise Blue Raindrop SFX for a mouse Sonic Speed Bucktooth Garden Stroller Chapter 109 Consulting the Vige Chief Please lend us money. What came out of Gozohs mouth was, unexpectedly, amon thing. Gozoh, well, thats Nn? Not to me personally ye know? To the vige. Huh? Right. So for the viges expenses then? What would it be used for? It seemed to be more of a please lend us money than please pay us thing. The shopkeeper grinned. Well, heres the short of it. Food durin wintertime and as much food as needed. Taking a route thatd ensure that, Koo-sanll buildmunal warehouses in the vige at a discount. Hey, didnt you have some ce originally to return to for wintertime? Its turned into something troublesome so I said that kind of thing. As for me, even though I wouldnt get any DP, its not like I really needed it either. It isnt that bad slowly entering the hot spring without nuisances too. Then pair that with dozing off in the massage chair. Hm? Everyone, your expressions froze like crazy. Youve been quiet for a while now. Then, the shopkeeper was the one to break the silence. No way, those iron golemsre great quality, theres no way Id do somethin thatd be like throwin away production durin wintertime! Y-yeah, thats right. Weve already brought our livelihoods here after all. Right, Koo-san? Yeah! Ill follow Kehma-san! Gozoh followed up as though trying to fill the gap, then Koo-san instantly made his deration. Whyd you say something like being my follower so proactively? I dont even remember doing anything really. Well its fine. But wouldnt it be a waste of money? Pavuera and Siare always runnin short on iron, so itll definitely be worth it. Sides, soon therell even be a huge demand for it flutterin in. During the winter too. A huge demand huh Needing a lot of iron, itd be for weapons and armor doesnt that imply war? I think I heard some talks about that? Well, when I said that while recollecting, the shopkeeper had a surprised face. Ah, looks like I was spot on. W-well, theres some reasons. I dont want to stop operatin here for that time. So you mean itll be more like an investment than a loan? Yah yah! Aaah as expected Kehma-hans the best, the conversations already done! Ya definitely wont lose out, how much can ya take out? [1] While the shopkeeper struck the table with a loud bang, he grinned broadly. Hmm, wouldnt the amount depend on the market? I dont know about that at all. Though, isnt this a good chance to use the gold coins that Ive just been hoarding away without turning into DP? I piled up gold coins on the table after taking them out of my [Safe]. Ten, twenty eeh, troublesome, this should be around a hundred coins. One month of Watarus debt repayment. Is one hundred gold enough? A-a hundred!? Ah, y-yah, t-thats enough. Yah, thisll double by spring, wait, that might be a bit hard though, Ill return around a hundred fifty! You seem reliable. Then in exchange, Ill leave you to manage things concerning the viges operating expenses, manager. Show me the profit youll make Ill be checking the books, so dont embezzle alright? I never thought youd do somethin like take out a hundred and plop it down Ill do it, my Dyne Company will do its best with all its got! His shop is the Dyne Company huh. Its the first time Ive heard that. By the way, from the sounds of it even ten gold seems like it would have been enough. Well, theres no helping it now that Ive taken it out, its better than having too little. I took the chance to leave the funds stuff to him. He looks motivated, so its kay. So much money but, isnt it too much? Arent you suspicious that he may swindle you or run away with it? Receptionist-san spoke. It would definitely be a pain to lose 100,000 DP worth, but taking it back now would be troublesome, so Ill make light of it. My ideal role as the vige chief is [Just take an imposing stance, then leave the troublesome things to those around me and sleep soundly]. Right, so in order to push the troublesome things onto everyone else, lets give the feeling of being a big shot. Well, I trust him. You, an adventurer guild receptionist, are also present here, arent you? Besides, if a merchant ran away with just this much money it means they would be just that little of a merchant. Right? Hey, dont look down on me! Ill do whatever ya want if I make a mistake and lose it, dogeza, seppuku, anythin! Not just dogeza, but even seppuku? Ah, if you do that be here so you turn into DP alright? Thats unexpected Suddenly pressed into being the vige chief, yet already able to take such prompt decisions. Fufufu, this is the first time seeing the Dyne-san this riled up. I received a rare praise from Receptionist-san. And next to her, that dandy-mustached Oji-sama The bar master is grinning with some hidden meaning. Next is your turn. Then, while were at it. Ill leave the vige chief stuff to the bar master whenever Im doing something, so as such, please do your best as the vige sub-chief. Ah, me? Fumu, Kehma-san is an adventurer as well, so although I dont know what might happen understood, Ill ept. Fufufu, looks like hell work. Lets shove away most of my work. Then how about we summarize? First is our policy. These winter preparations to speak more urately, preparations for iron golem mining during winter. I looked at everyone one by one, allotting the minimum work to everyone. Koo-san, begin to build the warehouses immediately starting tomorrow. Kantra, give him priority and make nails or whatever else he needs. Receptionist-san, put out amission for wood collection from the guild For funds, please discuss with the Dyne Company. The Dyne Company will be in charge of supplying materials and financing. Concerning materials, you may use the inns storehouse for now. For the vige sub-chief, review the Dyne Companys ns for any insufficiencies. Other than that, Ill leave the detailed instructions to you. Well, for Gozoh Aye, my work is to hunt iron golems in the dungeon! Leave it to me! Thats also true, but Im going to give you an even more important job. Nn? What important job? Gozoh inclined his thick neck to the side. I responded with a grin. Please think about this viges name. Ill leave it to you. WhaC!? Youre throwing that to me!? As expected, Gozoh let out a hysterical voice. It was your idea after all, think about it however you want. You could name it whatever you want, even if it was something stupid as Gozoh+Roppus Love Love Vige. Well, please think about it properly. What!? G-g-got it! Ill think about it, Ill do it! And like that, I assigned work to everyone present such that Id have no work of my own. So far so good, these guys will be thinking about what they should do from here on, so they wont notice that I dont have work to do. Looks like it will be busy Ill do my best even if Im just a figurehead. Well, Ill go back and get some sleep. Good night. Now then, lets get back for some sleep. * After Kehma left, while the viges leadership ate karage in the bar, they talked about Kehma bing the vige chief. Seriously, that guys a super big shot. He easily gave out orders after having the position pressed onto him. As expected of Kehma-san! Ill follow him for life! My my. Why did he ce me as the vige sub-chief? My storell be dealin with finances Easily just pullin out a hundred gold, seriously a big shot Just when did he prepare that much money? Even though hes a D-Rank adventurer Ah, he ripped Wataru off of twenty-three hundred gold by gambling. Hes paying him a hundred gold a month. Against Hero-sama? For now, everyone had their own opinion regarding the figurehead. Listening to their opinions andying down policies, giving out directions, and even having discretion. It was the work of an excellent vige chief. In truth, theyd just nned on asking him to put a good word in from them to the inn to lend the money after he declined being made the vige chief. They never thought that the person himself would acknowledge bing the vige chief and make a quick judgement, taking out as much as ten times the highest amount they expected to get. Thanks to that, they had beenpletely deprived of their leadership. Even though I thought that Id be able to more or less pay back Kehma-san lending the slots and giving me the snack recipes. [2] Really~. Its thanks to Ichika-han workin part time that my shops even survived. Hes even handled rescuemissions for the guild several times Hahahaha! Were no match for our vige chief. By the way, concerning Ichika, even though she independently went to work at the shop part time on her rest days and break times in order to earn money for the slot machines, they assumed that she was sent over by Kehma. Even her wasting money on the slot machines, they just took it as Kehma decentralizing the areas wealth. He even entirely saw through my profit scheme Im sure that he has his own informationwork. Theres no way he doesnt as the secretary of an inn with an A-Rank purveyor behind it. Add on to that that he said we could use the inns warehouse, which in other words means that he expects the price to hike up quickly. And he gave so much, its like he wants me to buy enough to control it. Did he predict that far? The bars master was amazed. Meanwhile, Gozoh poured apple wine into Silias ss. Hey, Silia-chan. What rank is Kehma now? He had his examination a few days ago, bing D-Rank. Rather, wasnt Gozoh-san his examiner? I know, just wanted to ask D-Rank huh Hes an even lower rank than me, despite how it looks Isnt he already good enough for C-Rank? As expected as not even one year has passed, he does not have enough achievements to be C-Rank. The guilds receptionist said that while picking up some of the karage before drinking a mouthful of the apple cider. And then, there was Koo-san. So good, so gooood! While filling his mouth with karage, his respect for Kehma elevated another level. Footnotes: Think this is the first time this hase up, but -han is the kansai dialects version of -san. As in, hes so much of a big shot itd be hard to show thanks Chapter 110 Subordinates Growth Ive be both a dungeon master and a vige chief. However, its obviously not like I could use the convenient dungeon functions for the vige. Me being a dungeon master is secret, itd be bad if that got exposed. Ill only be using them for myself and for the inn. Its fine so long as I can guarantee my leisurely sleeping space. Well, the dungeon. I think Ill be needing to rebuilding up here soon. The reason? Hero Wataru took out neen magic swords. Because talks about that slowly spread to the world, the number of C-Rank adventurers here increased and have been advancing in capturing the dungeon. To be specific, more people have been exploring thebyrinth area, so its be hard to move thebyrinths walls around. And because of that theres been more adventurers challenging the riddle area. Furthermore, even though they would just return to the first floor if they failed the riddle, with people twisting their ankles when being unprepared, itd turn into a prolonged stay or being brought out on a stretcher That, and they could even die fully armored if theynded poorly. Basically, I dont want to make a prison. Those people from before are an exception. Yep. Come to think of it, Rei. What happened to those guys we captured a while back? Theyre still alive. No matter what, my offensive power is zero after all. Rei, the silver-haired vampire, responded with a good smile. Shes a good employee that works earnestly. I dont get why they have to be alive just because her offensive power is zero, but Ill not ask anymore and leave it alone. Its definitely something Im better off not knowing. Lets not wake up from this dream and just keep leaving it to Rei. Its a special asion, so I decided that I should look around and see how my subordinates are doing. Kinue-san and Nerune were chatting in the dining room. Since it wasnt mealtime and already in the afternoon, there werent any guests. Since people could now get light meals at the bar, things here have gotten a lot easier. Kinue-san learned how to cook from me vaguely telling her how, so its gotten to the point that she can even reproduce Japanese dishes to some degree. We buy vorings like soy sauce or miso with DP. We get sugar from whats made by the beet-radishes and salt is left to the Pavueran merchants. Kinue-san, are you doing good? Master. Yes, Im doing well. I was hearing things rting to magic from Nerune. About magic? Did you want to learn some magic skill? There isnt a magic that is used for cleaning or cooking though other than [Cleanup], that is. It went against her pride to use [Cleanup] for cleaning, but it seems she prefers it over using wind magic to blow garbage away. You learned Japanese cooking, so Ill grant you a low ss scroll as a reward. Oh my, thank you. Ill think about which to choose and consult with Nerune about it, then. Ufufu. Kinue-san smiled. She gave off the feeling of an adult woman. Contrasting that, the apprentice witch Nerune felt like a girl. How about you, Nerune? Did you learn any magic skills? Ehh~ Excuse me, master. Even though you said you would teach me magic when I learned all of the magic skills Meat-senpai after all theres one that I cant seem to learn~! [Storage]? [Storage]~! Well, even though the others are all low ss magics, [Storage] is the only middle ss magic after all. Rather, she was able to learn all of those magic skills? Amazing. But still, [Storage] is a magic skill that can be properly learned. Lets teach her magic next time I feel like it Nope, its too troublesome after all. I mean, this world has scrolls you can learn magic from. With the condition of needing to perfectly memorize the incantations pronunciation, saying something like, Keep reciting the incantation until you get it perfect, is like giving them a far-off feeling. Magic teachers teach slowly, listening to them and correcting them as necessary. They are patient and polite. Once someones learned a skill, their magical power consumption will just be increased even if they make a small mistake, so its not wrong to have them continuously recite the incantation to start with. Please give me a scroll too~! Alright, so then Nerune. Ill give you some other homework. Ill teach you magic if you can clear it. What is it~? Devise a method for golems to use magic Well experiment together when you think youve got it. Aaalright, I will you know~? Absolutely you know-? Fufufu, I absolutely will~! Neruneughed. When our golems get to the point of being able to use magic, well also have magic sword de golems so our dungeons freedom will stretch a ton too. Fufufu, please, give it your best and show me your idea. * Ichika and Meat had learned the offensive swordy skill [sh]. It was the the result of their repeated training with the golem assist. As for what Ichika learned, it was just [sh]. However, it seems Meat had learned [sh], [Double sh], [Axel Turn], and [Assassins Edge]. Moreover, she was teaching Nerune magic Its probably because of the beastkin physical strength and the childrens distinctive high learning ability. When I went to see how the two were doing, they were training with wooden swords and exchanging blows in the inns garden. Bang, bang. The sound of wood striking against wood resounded as they caught each others [sh] midway. Additionally, there were pseudo-skills mixed in as well. She was forcibly moving her body with the golems assistance. I asked Meat about the trick to it. ept the forms. With a *bang*, but not just the golem, umm, y-you also going *boom* is important. Ah, [Double sh] is fast-ness, its important, and [Assassins Edge] severs throats. Then, its *pow*. Even though she was exining with gestures mixed in, unfortunately, I dont get it at all. But Im sure that Ichika had originally been using swords. Is her only learning [sh] because she doesnt have talent or aptitude? Well, its fine. I just wanted to see whether or not they could learn it by seeing it and save me some DP. I didnt want to practice over and over, so I had learned it using a skill scroll. [Skill Scroll of sh] was a low ss swordy, 500 DP. Heeey, Goshujin-sama? It took two months to learn that Got it, Ill reward you with three days of all-you-can-eat curry rolls. For a week! Ill allow it. Still, since the side of rolls is 5 DP for six of them, if she eats six hundred itd get to the point of her recovering her investment. Eighty-five a day huh? Thats at the level of getting a sour stomach huh. Good luck. Though it feels like meals are given a bit too much importance in this world. Does Meat want a reward too? You learned four of them, so you can ask for four times Ichikas absurdity. Please pat me. Nn? Sure. I pat Meats head. Feeling her mellow ck hair felt great. Meat was wagging her tail left and right. So, what reward do you want? Just patting would be wasteful. Nn, this is good. Didnt she just say something adorable? Lets pet her head with both hands. Her hair became a bit disheveled, but since her tail looked happy while I ruffled it up with my hands, its probably good. Shes been behaving really doglike after I gave her the family name of ckdog huh~. The names effective. I-if Goshujin-sama wants, pet everywhere, too? Was the name a bit too effective? Chapter 111 Rokukos State and the Speaker Golem Ah,e to think of it, I didnt tell Rokuko about me bing the vige chief huh. I headed to Rokukos room, entering inside as I knocked. Ufufufufu. Rokuko was fiddling with and gazing at the red ring on her left hands ring finger with a big grin on her face. Its a spectacle Ive gotten mostly used to seeing recently I heard an auditory illusion of Haku-sans footsteps, so I almost instinctively turned around and prostrated. Todays mental rehearsal went perfectly today as well please at least spare my life. I called out for her since she hadnt noticed me after a few seconds. Ooi, Rokuko? Huh!? W-wai, you should knock on the door before youe in you know! You should wait for a response first you know! This is a maidens room you know!? Rokuko hid her left hand behind her in a panic. You didnt answer me even though I knockede to think of it. Ah, my bad my bad. I wanted to talk about something. Eh, about what? Wait, let me prepare my heart. Alright, but its just normal business stuff? I dont know what youre thinking about. Definitely not. Well, Im the vige chief now. I decided to quickly report my business to Rokuko whod started blushing and rush back to my room. Howd this happen? I dont particrly recall raising a g with Rokuko. At best, I just drove those bandits from the dungeon, expanded the dungeon, and built the inn. Was it something to do with buying those melon rolls? Maybe dungeon cores just have a tendency to fall for their dungeon masters by themselves or something Wait, Kehma. Vige chief? Ah. She stopped me. Yeah, thereve been more people around here recently right? Thats why everyone decided for the vige to be a proper one, Id be the vige chief. Nn, in other words, that means Kehma is the most awesome of the humans, then? Well, obviously, my dungeons here. As for me, I just want to push all of the troublesome things onto other people if possible though thinking about it properly, the vige chief is the one in the position of pushing troublesome things onto others. The ones to push troublesome things onto heroes were vige chiefs. Although they were also at the position where troublesome things woulde flying towards them, since I cant leave from here as the dungeon master, the eternal form is that the viges problems are my problems. Lets give up quietly about it. Nn? But since youre the vige chief now, what about the inn? Nothing will really change from how it is now is what I want to say, however, where I live is a problem The vige chief renting a room from the inn because he doesnt have a house is weird in a lot of ways. Aah, then Ill also move when Kehma builds a house. Eh? Rokuko, this inn is a house though? Eh? Rather, even if I built a basic house, since the vige is entirely within the dungeons area, even if its called a house its like a room. The dungeons functions are really practical here. Oh, thats right huh. Yeah, maybe Ill add on a lodge to the inn since moving would be troublesome? Having to walk to the inn every day sounds troublesome too. That sounds great. Like a dormitory? Yeah, like that. Externally, were going with the pretense that I got permission to build an annex onto the inn from its owner. Itll be both the vige chiefs residence and a lodge. How about we promptly go and ask for Narikins help? There probably wont be anyints from that party of leaders, but lets just push it through with the vige chiefs authority if therere anyints. Even if Im just a figurehead, I am the vige head after all. Ah, make my room in in the vige chiefs residence area too! Itll be a piece of cake for Kehma right? Well alright, you sure? The vige chiefs residence huh, should I make it a little big? Theres still a lot of grounds left to use. * Well then, I thought of something concerning magic practice. I wondered about whether or not golems could be used for that as well. I presume itll be used as a record yer. I mean, even though itd be great if I could just buy something like a voice recorder with DP, for some reason it looks like I cant buy any kind of gadget that aputer would contain with DP. Maybe its the transistors? Transistors are no good then I guess. Still though, theres a record yer that isnt aputer in the catalog. But its an incredible 1,000,000 DP. Thats why I decided to make one myself. The structure of a record yer isnt something thatplicated. Engraving sounds as grooves from the oscitions in them, the speaker would just vibrate ording to the grooves to reproduce the sounds. Then how would I do that with golems? Its easy, Id make the speaker itself into a golem, the golem would just need to memorize the vibrations. Then how would I make the speaker? That was even easier. Using paper and hide as a film, it could mimic sounds by vibrating at the precise frequencies. Even a paper cup telephone could be a splendid speaker. In other words, I could simply use 5 DP for twelve paper cups and turn them into golems to be some speakers, then they would be able to be record yers. Alright, how about we experiment a bit? I used [Create Golem] on a paper cup. After it easily turned into a golem, I held the cup like it was a telephone. Record the following vibrations Nn, ahem. Testing, testing. What fine weather were having today Stop recording. Now, reproduce the recorded vibrations. [Nn, ahem. Testing, testing. What fine weather were having today.] A quiet version of my voice came from the paper cup. Sess! It recorded it all. When I made it reproduce the vibrations louder, it turned into almost the same volume as my original voice. Also a sess. Then, next up is looking into exactly to what extent it can memorize. Right now is the first vibration set. Next is the second For the results, the paper cup-type speaker golem was able to record twenty seconds in total. When I tried to record any more than that, it would forget the first one This was much, much more difficult order than the usual ones. Well, if its twenty seconds, it should be able to record magic incantations huh. Since saying record and the like each time was also troublesome, I also drew on record and rey buttons. It would record when the record button was touched or rey the recorded sound when the rey button was touched. Doing that limited the recordings duration to eighteen seconds. There really is a memory limit for orders huh Up till now Ive just been using simple orders like [Dig here] so I didnt know. This was also a good result to the experiment. Well, next lets try recording a magics incantation. First up is water. Oh water, be a small globe. [Water]. Since a sphere of water appeared in the air above the golem, I stopped the recording and caught it in the paper cup golem I was holding in my hand so it wouldnt fall on the floor. I swallowed it. [Oh water, be a small globe. [Water].] Ah, guess it was able to y it back despite being wet. This paper cup golem can be used both as a speaker and as a cup. What a useful fellow. At any rate, looks like it still cant use magic huh Lets hand this golem with the [Water] incantation memorized to Ichika for now. Nerune should already know it. If she reviews it herself, she should be able to recreate the magics incantation while its ying Ah, I just thought of something. Lets divide the receiver and speaker to make it like a telephone. It should be easier to use like that. What was that magic Nerune couldnt remember, again? Chapter 112 Intruder I became the vige chief but nothing really changed. Napping is supreme. Futon is cozy. The best time to snuggle into Futon-samas love is when its just a little cold outside. I want to make and propagate The Futon Religion. I wonder if this world has religion? If not Im fine bing The Futon Religions apostle. Female bed mates using believers no, lets stop there. Something like that sounds good in passing, but in practicality itd be no match for the hot and heavy Down Futon-sama. Dreams should be left as dreams to preserve their beauty. If I wanted to do that I could use the monster girls. Its not because itd be troublesome to go through the trouble of bing the founder of a religion. Ah,e to think of it, this world had the usual god huh. Rather, I actually met him. Rather, there was that thing about me being gods vanguard. If I was asked if I believed in god, its not like I could answer with, I met him! Hahah. I dont really know what name he has though If I got asked about my religion, Id answer with The Futon Religion. Well, after I warmed up enough and slept a second time, I added on the vige chiefs estate overnight. Its interesting that it got so easy. Seriously, [Create Golem]s a cheat heh. Ah, couldnt help myself in saying that. Even though it can normally only make y golems, you just need to keep operating your magical power Golems are so convenient why havent they gotten popr? I dont think theyd even need to be replenished near the imperial capital since their magical power would be filled since theyd be in the dungeons area. Still, the interior design will be using Rokukos demands. Theres also her room. Moreover, rooms for Meat and Ichika to use, and a parlor. Just having the rooms is important. Its easy to add more rooms now because theres so much vacant area nearby, but that space might be used up in the future. Itll be my victory for iming it before that. Well, I could make use of saying, This space will be secured for the inns use, as the vige chief, but even then, theres a limit Maybe I should consider building upwards? Like in the shape of a mountain. At any rate, Koo-san came along with a dumbfounded face while I was nodding in satisfaction at seeing how the vige chiefs estate turned out. K-Kehma-san!? Didnt you promise to let me build the vige chiefs estate!? Nah, definitely didnt. Hurry up and get back to building warehouses. Kuh, right, you didnt huh, I just really wanted to though Ive already built one of the warehouses. But this definitely wasnt here yesterday moreover, for it to feel like its been here since the start the architectural power feels amazing. As a carpenters son, I wont lose! Saying that, Koo-san went back. Rather, hes already built one? What a crazy work speed. Is he unexpectedly awesome? Well, with the vige chiefs estatepleted and with leaving the troublesome Domestic Stuff for the vige to others, lets mess around with the dungeon a bit. I handed them enough money, so they should be able to take care of whatever. Man~, being vige chief is so hectic~ * I immediately slept in the vige chiefs estate starting, so Id brought my futon and hug pillow (Meat) to sleep with. I woke up. Rather, Rokuko woke me up. Kehma! Its an emergency! Rokuko stamped on me with her foot. Ah, this isnt her using a rude method of waking me up and is something I requested. You should at least wake someone up with your feet if youre going to get in the way of their blissful sleep, think about it as a foot fetishist. Ugu, w-what is it!? Theres an intruder in the dungeon, and its bad! Theres no reason for Rokuko to wake me up just for an intruder. Up until now thereve been a lot of adventurers staying in there a while. So that meant this persons gotten a really far way in. Opening the menu, I checked out the dungeon. This guy! There was a red light representing an intruder on the map. It had Dangerous! added on as its name. Rokuko probably added it. It was advancing through the dungeon incredibly fast and encountered a group of four adventurers that had dove into the dungeon and theyre wiped out. Wait, didnt I see Bancho and Shatty there? Werent they in a C-Rank party? You guys onlysted a second. Nn Goshujin-sama, whats wrong? Did I wake her up? Meat looked at me while rubbing the sleep from her eyes. Theres an intruder you know! This isnt the time to sleep! ! To the defense! Hold up, it just wiped out a C-Rank party. First we need to identify our enemy. Rokuko, please contact and wake everyone up. Stopping Meat that tried to dash out, I moved to the core room. I looked at the enemy deep ck, a wolf? There was some kind of mist. Its whole body was solid ck, the sole exception being its red eyes. There wasnt any white in its eyes either, all I could see were jewel-like red eyes. What is that monster? No idea! Some kind of wolf type? Does Meat know? Its a dog and its ck, there aremon points! I dont know. But, it feels different somehow. Meanwhile, our dungeon was being captured. Despite the traps meant for adventurers and the wandering golems, it left thebyrinth area. However, the riddle area was after that. The wolf shouldnt be able to pass that! After the ck wolf moved about in the room and smelled for a moment [Awrooo!] With a bang, it crunched the gimmick riddle golem. Oiii!? I definitely made that with a stone golem though!? No way, for the riddle areas second capture to be from a feat of strength Rokuko, move the dungeon core to the inn! Okay~. Should I move it to the vige chiefs estate? Using the castling function on the dungeon core, we reced it with a dummy core. With this we should be safe just in case. Around the time it broke through the riddle area, there was a reaction from Ichika and them. I quickly summoned them into the core room. Sorry, werete! Some kinda super emergency woke Goshujin-sama up!? Yeah, right now theres an intruder that passed the riddle area and has just entered the spiral staircase. Well be defending with the golems in the warehouse area thats after it. If we cant repel it with that, well guide it to [me Cavern]. Understood! At worst, Ontentoo will somehow deal with it. They seemed to have said something like that Theres probably no way that not even Ontentoo and Redra could handle it. The ck wolf quickly jumped down the center of the spiral staircase,nding on the ground lightly. Itnded with such little sound that it looked like it didnt weigh anything at all. Chapter 113 Fighting the ck Wolf The ck wolf leisurely walked into the warehouse area. A wandering iron golem attacked the wolf, but it easily avoided the iron golems monotonous attacks, sending it flying with its forelegs. Bang! The iron golem crashed into the dungeon wall and instantly stopped moving, turning back into an ordinary mound of iron. Moreover, there was a definitely mark from the wolfs attack left on the iron golem. You know that iron is the highest defense of what we have, right? Shuddering, I gulped. What Meat was manipting was a haniwa golem made of stone. Itd probably be over the instant it got hit no matter how much armor was on it. Alright! Guiding now! By guiding, she was saying shed be following the n of us luring it to [me Cavern] since our chances of winning otherwise were small. Ill leave the path to you! Ill take the right. Rei will attack it with a bow from the left. Kinue, follow Meat for attacking it and dont let up on it by operating the next golems one by one! But Meat, theres no recement for the haniwa so do your best alright!? Nerunes spiked shell golem will drive it on from behind! Understood! Golem, GO! Rokuko-sama! What should I do!? Ichika, block up the side paths with wall golems, guide the enemy forward! ording to Rokukos instructions, Meat was using the haniwa golem, with Rei using the four-legged archer golems, Kinue-san the four-armed golems, Nerune the spiked shell golems, and Ichika the wall golems. They were precise directions so precise that I dont need to do anything. Do you guys even need me here? Third archer destroyed! But I seeded in luring it! Coming in the fourth! Is the haniwa golem still alright? Problems, none. As is, will lead to magma area. The ck wolf was attacking the haniwa golem when I checked it out with the monitor, but the golem blocked the wolfs forelegs punches with the shield it held in its hands by warding off the blows. It kept the shield, which wasrger than the wolfs mouth, held out to the front to prevent from being bit. Although it was also attacking with a sword to threaten the wolf, the wolf evaded it. Four-armed golems that each tried obstructing it were easily flicked away and sent flying quickly turning back into piles of stone. However, like an all-you-can-eat buffet, more and more four-armed golems came to attack it one by one. Along with that, a spiked shell golem was also urging it forward from the rear, but it didnt disy much effect. Its tail easily broke through the golems stone spikes, taking away its strength and turning it into an ordinary steamed bun stone golem. As there were no other means left to it, the golem resolved itself and rammed towards the wolfs tail. I cant really read wolf expressions that well, but it looks pretty irritated. Then, probably because it didnt like that it hadnt defeated all of its enemies, or maybe because the four-legged archer golems attacked were really irritating, it focused on attacking and was sessfully lead forward. It did nothing but earnestly be induced towards the magma area that Rokuko made. Alright, one more and itll be at the magma area! Meat, are you alright? Im alright I can, still go! ! The haniwa golems shield finally gave in. Crunch, crunch. The ck wolf chewed on and swallowed the shield. The shield was originally made of stone after all. It did good enough being able tost this far. Immediately following that, its foreleg crashed down. Receiving the hit, the horse part was immediately brought down. The body portion barely separated from it in time, but there wasnt a chance for it anymore. It was somehow managing to ward off its attacks with its magic sword, but damage continued to build up on it The sword that should have been a de golem had already returned to being a standard sword. Though even so, it was still a suitable recement for the shield since it was made of iron. Thinking about it now, I should have given it a shield made of iron too. The sword cant be used anymore, one more step Just roll into the magma area! Dont worry about breaking the haniwa! Alright! Following Rokukos directions, the haniwa golem rolled down the staircase into the magma area. She said that it was alright to break the golem, but Im the one thats going to have to rebuild it Well, I dont particrly mind if it breaks though. Crashing and banging into the steps on the way down, the haniwa golem shed its stone armor as it crumbled. The ck wolf would soon chase it into the magma areaI thought. Its feet suddenly stopped, turning around. Huh!? Wait! W-why!? Rokuko panicked. Its understandable, this was the result despite that golem being sacrificed. Even Im surprised. Whats it doing? After that, the ck wolf noticed the wall golems existence. After sniffing around, it suddenly destroyed a wall golem by lunging at it. Not good, its heading to the boss room. It doesnt look like we can stop it! Theres no choice but for us to receive it in the boss room huh. Its the iron haniwas turn. Meat, are you good to go? Im not, confident. She was able to put up a good fight against it in the stone haniwa golem, so she should be able to put up an even better one in the upgraded version, the iron haniwa golem. It even has an iron shield. It should left, to Rokuko-sama No, you were able to hold up against that wolf until just a moment ago. You can do it. Im counting on you, Meat ckdog! Yes! Goshujin-sama! I fired Meat up by patting her head. Go get em! Iron haniwa, Im going! The ck wolf vigorously mmed against the boss rooms doors and entered. It felt like a ck aura seeped from its ck body. Our dungeons strongest fighting strength confronted it, the iron haniwa golem. Iron haniwa for short. Mounted on its iron horse, the iron haniwas body was d in iron armor. [Gaooooon!] The ck wolf howled. Likely to threaten the small fry that stood before it. However, the iron haniwa didnt falter. Meat was manipting this as well. Pseudo-sh! Holding the specially-made, oversized magic sword de golem to attack while mounted, it attacked with an imitation of the swordy skill [sh]. The wolf easily dodged the opening attack, mming against the iron haniwa that had lost its posture on horseback. However, the iron haniwa golem avoided the charge by deliberately rolling off the horses back. Rokuko-sama, the horse is yours! Got it! Passing the horses operation to Rokuko, she concentrated on manipting the haniwas main body. It was fundamentally the same as before. Defending with its shield, attacking with its sword. And this time, Rokuko also operated the horses charges. Even though it was called a horse, it was also a golem made entirely out of iron. Just considering how much mass it had, there was a destructive power to it. Running about the room, it bolted towards the wolf after gaining momentum. Topare it to something, it was like a giant motorcycle freely crashing about the room. [Gurururu gaaah!] However, the wolf managed to evade the horses charges while also dodging the shes and sweeps from the iron haniwas pseudo-swordy skills. So its no use huh is what I thought, but it looked like it was concentrating on dodging the attacks more than I thought it was. Looks like it needs one more push. Send out the boss followers. All hands on deck! For equipment, bow and arrows, wooden! Dont bother matching your volleys, take care to not hit allies, do nothing but shoot! Although the followers were normal iron golems, they were armed. Their armaments could be reced depending on the strategy, their feature was that they could cope with a lot of situations. Were going with wooden arrows this time. I dont intend for them to damage the wolf, their only purpose is to divert its attention. Even if they identally hit allies, it wont do much damage. Wood wont do much to the iron golems. The bows fired towards the wolf, their bowstrings ringing from the force but were all swatted down by its tail. Thats alright. The wolfs attacks are lessening more and more, constantly being attacked by Meat manipting the iron haniwa. Is the wolf tiring? It looks like its going berserk in this game of concentration. As soon as I thought that, the wolf hurled itself towards the horse golems nk mid-attack. mming into the iron horse that hade to attack it at full strength, the wolf disappeared. Thats not it! It clung on!? The wolfno, it didnt look like a wolf anymore. The mass of ck mist stuck to the horses abdomen. Whats going on!? Its not a wolf-type monster!? Wai, the horse golem its being eaten!? The ck mist wrapped around the horse golem and swallowed its body into itself, ignoring their difference in mass. Then, it returned to looking like a wolf. This time, it dealt with the follower golems in an instant. Kuh!? The Meat-piloted iron haniwa confronted it once again, but the wolf well, when the golem thrust out its shield to block an iing bite, the wolfs head was dissipated into a mist, absorbing both the shield and its left arm. Next, the sword. Then Im so, sorry Meat uttered a sorrowful voice. The iron haniwa golem was eaten by the ck wolf, unable to do anything. Chapter 114 Consultation With Our Neighbor The ck wolf left the boss room, entering our dungeons deepest floor, the core room. As expected, Meat was tired and was sleeping on my knees. Like a puppy. Theres no helping it huh. Ugugu After it took out everything we had, all we could do was just watch what happened. Even so, right now, the thing in the core room is a dummy core. Just like the real one, its a basketball sized jewel that sheds a gentle white light. When touched, it feels around as warm as a water bottle. Since its a dummy core, theres no problem even it it gets destroyed. The ck wolf just nced at the dummy core on the pedestal at the rooms center. And proceeded to ignore it,ying down with a plop. Nn? Maybe it isnt going to do anything? Even though we just watched how things continued for a while, the ck wolf just seemed to be sleeping deeply. Shouldnt we do something now? Its not like we have any fighting potential though. We havent seen the limit to our enemys strength, so its better to not attack. For the time being, it looks like we have no choice but to leave it alone for now. Right Rokuko looked like she hadplicated feelings about it, but I dont remember seeing her like that when I was summoned. [1] Come to think of it, I havent checked our enemys strength rather, I havent checked how much DP were getting from it. Although it doesnt mean I can read it as a numerical value for an enemys strength, its a good basis to go off of. Ipletely forgot to check since I didnt know if it works for things that arent human Lets see 950 DP per day huh? Oi, isnt this guy on the same level as a hero? Thats why we couldnt win. No, its not that we couldnt win because it was strong. Its my bad for relying on golems too much. If an enemy with physical resistance appears, we wont be able to do anything with golems alone. Even though I already knew that, I didnt put up any countermeasures for it at all. To begin with, theres a limit to just using golems. Although its troublesome to use other monsters, its necessary to increase the means we have to fight with. There wouldnt be any point in summoning small fries here. But something with a piercing characteristic, or perhaps just all-purpose strength Most importantly, we need to figure out some way to deal with this monster of an opponent huh. Right. Its not like I couldnte up with hints. This guy didnt go into the magma area. In that case, hes probably weak to heat. Maybe I should get some help from [me Cavern]? Ontentoo might know what this ck wolf really is. * When I contacted Ontentoo saying that it was an emergency and waited for him at the conference rooms table, he rushed over. Im thankful that smanders are so fast. Cmon, whats going on Kehma? Its the middle of the night. I also want to sleep, but sorry. The only one I could ask was you Haha! No helping it then eh, what happened? In a good mood, Ontentooughed with his lizard face sitting opposite of me He has the form of a reptile, but he really is sitting Ah, that doesnt matter right now. A strange intruder arrived a short while ago it broke through our boss room. Huh!? You, tha, whaaa!? Are you alright!? Its in your core room!? It stayed there and did nothing, but its really bad. Our best couldnt stand up to it That really sounds bad. What kinda guy appeared? While I showed him the actual ck wolf that was snoring in the core room, I told him about its features we saw when fighting it. So, we tried guiding it to [me Cavern], but it wouldnt go into the magma area. I see wait, you wanted to push such a risky guy over onto us? I figured that if its Ontentoo, youd be able to take care of it somehow. Hah, obviously! The 100 Series Lot isnt just for show. His lizard face warped with what was probably delight at being relied on. Oi, the hecks a lot? Dont say something so worrying at a time like this! Wait, dungeon cores are made with lot production? Umm, so, do you know what the ck wolf really is? Nnn? Right, that guys a judging from his appearance, its wolf-type, dark-type, or ghost-type Fumu, something like a vampires transformation? Transformation eh. That too ah, perhaps no, why would that sorta thing be there Ontentoo looked like he was stuck thinking about something, mumbling about something for a little while. Then, he told me his conclusion. Theres about a seventy percent chance of it being a variation slime-type. A dark and ghost-type hybrid one. A slime? So its wolf shapes from mimicry? Yeah. Humans can move around pretty fast by using slimes, so they train em to use other animals forms. But still, this ones way too strong. Theyd usually just use the limbs of other animals, then theres that high offensive strength thats why, it could be another monsterpletely, so seventy percent. Slimes get trained huh. There are tamers? Its weak points are Oi Kehma? Ya got the consultation fee? I have a strong alcohol called vodka. How about one of those for the fee? I put a bottle of vodka onto the table after buying it with DP. One bottle is 100 DP. It might not be enough since its sized for a human though. However, using alcohol as gifts is popr in this world, so Ontentoo epted it with pleasure. Ooh! Alcohol, a good one! Does Kehma drink? No, I dont drink much. That so, then Ill drink it with Redra. Its a bit small though. You want two more? Ooh! Youve got me in a vice! Ontentoo opened the vodkas lid and gave it a whiff,ughing joyfully. Watch your step. Well, it should be fine with just that much. Dont be like that. Kehma and I live in attached caves, were like brothers right? Ah, Im the older brother though yeah? Yeah, yeah. Im happy to have such a reliable aniki. So, your guess at what its weak points are? A-A-Anikiii? Youre gonna make me embarrassed yaknow? Say it again. Thats all good, so please tell me its weak point, aniki. Nn, its weak points huh. Strong light in the case of dark-types, pure things in the case of ghost-types. If its a vampire therere various things. Well, magic in general for a slime nah, itd be strong against darkness if its a dark-type hybrid. And physical attacks should have some kind of effect? Light attributed things would be good to attack with, but there arent really much of those that are offensive. Itd be easy to win with Redras breath yaknow? Itd depend on the reward though Incidentally, how much would that be? Id like a thousand more of this alcohol. 100,000 DP huh a bit difficult. Fortunately, right now its calmed down, so Ill try and deal with it as much as possible by myself. Ill be relying on you if something happens though. Kukakaka, its fine to rely on your aniki at any time yaknow? Wed melt your core room with the breath though. Id be troubled if you went that far. At any rate, its good to know I can rely on him if pushes to shove. Saying as much to Ontentoo, I took the chance to give him another five bottles of vodka. Hey Kehma? Im happy about it, but are you sure? Thiss more than the consultation fee yeah? Eh? I interrupted your sleep with the consultation, so its natural to repay that too. Well, its alright then. If you need anything else, feel free to give me a call. Yeah, Ill take you up on that. Now then, lets deal with that ck wolf somehow. I cant sleep at ease if I dont Haah, I dont want to work. Footnotes: Recall the bandit situation. ̨å This is a term Im not 100% on. Please note that as soon as I figure out the proper term, Ill update this and let everyone know in a following chapter release post. ̨ is literally: 100 (No.) (Counter/Series). Chapter 115 A Good Idea When I woke up from sleeping, Rokuko looked into my face. Why did you sleep? Eh? No, uhh Sehza. Eh? S-seiza? Un, sehza. Do it. Okay? And so I was made to sit in a seiza for some reason. Why? Even sleeping is no good? Im a human, I need to sleep. Well, why did you sleep? Even though Im in a pinch. Is that a biological question? Humans will die if they dont sleep. Even if you dont sleep for one night youll be alright. You slept just before this. No, well, yeah, but Please think about it. I woke up. Waking up means I did my best against the terrible drowsiness. I even woke Ontentoo up and consulted with him, so I think I did well. Seriously. I did my best since I was no use in the battle you know? Cant you wake up for my sake too? Thats not it Rokuko. I cant demonstrate my original specs if I dont sleep, so in other words, I sleep to power up. Really? Really really. I think about things while Im asleep, I even thought about how to deal with our enemy while sleeping. Hmm. So, how will we deal with it? Rokuko stared at me dubiously. She crouched down as though to pry more out of me, who was still sitting in a seiza, from above. What to do huh ah,e to think of it, Ontentoo said that slimes are kept and trained huh. So that means tamers couldnt we go with taming it? Alright, lets use that as an excuse. I heard about it from Ontentoo, but it seems there are these people called tamers If we tame that ck wolf, wouldnt it turn into an amazing strength for the dungeon? Thats what I was thinking. I see, itd really be a strongpanion. Well, how? Yeah. First, theres a strong possibility of that wolf being a slime using mimicry to take the shape of a wolf. Also that it was raised before. Un, and then? It feels like my excuse caught her attention. Lets keep it up. First we have to know our opponent. Well talk to it. Who, and how? Itd be great if I could talk to someone directly using the dungeons functions, but unfortunately even if the functions allow for us to hear voices inside the dungeon, it doesnt have the ability to send my voice to wherever I want. If there were, itd be convenient for convening for emergencies like this. Setting aside the monster girls, Meat and Ichika arent even able tomunicate with the dungeons menu function. But I just now remembered that I made a golem that could reproduce voices perfectly the other day. Illmunicate to it with a golem. If it looks safe, Ill get closer to some extent and try using [Air Voice], yeah? If it was raised by humans, I think it should have enough intelligence to understand human speech. While I was at it, I also remembered that I d learned the wind magic [Air Voice]. Its been a long time. Since before I went to buy Ichika. In the end, all Ive really been using is [Create Golem] huh, its really too convenient. Im definitely a golem expert That backfired on me a bit this time though. Hmm, you thought about it properly this time. Obviously. Who do you think I am? Im your partner, the dungeon master. Thats right, youre my partner after all. Sorry for doubting you okay? Saying that, Rokuko nced at the red ring that shined on her ring finger, smiling. Thinking about if the conversation goes badly For now, the boss room will turn into a sea of magma and the core room will sink into a sea ofva. Well, thats just peachy. I couldnte up with a good idea while speaking after all Nn? Did you say something? Nah, its nothing. Ah, can I stop destroying my legs now? I want to go back to sleep. Kehma? Right now, this dungeon has been invaded all the way past the boss room, Im in a pinch you know? Im afraid and cant sleep at night though? And she had me sit in seiza for another thirty minutes. This much doesnt seem like a punishment. Moreover, she said that and sat on my thighs. It felt like Id turned into some kind of floor cushion. That said, she didnt do anything else and just stayed sitting down. As expected, I tried to think of a way to start a conversation. Since there was thirty minutes of silence, I gave up and spoke. Hey, Rokuko? I-Ill forgive you with this much! She dashed out of the room. What did Rokuko want to do there? My legs are super numb. Ah, it turned into a punishment huh. Wait, didnt she just go with what she said at the start? * I went back to sleep after being released from Rokukos floor cushion punishment since I cant actually do that, I decided to replenish our golems for now. Apart from the three girls favorite variety golems that could easily be made with the single incantation, the haniwa golem has a lot of parts that take time to make. For now I repaired the stone haniwa golem that had started breaking, upgrading its sword and shield to be made of iron. Additionally, I remade the iron golem from scratch since it was eaten andpletely destroyed. I didnt really add any functions to them in particr. And I thought about it just now, on the topic of it being a haniwa golem, after being made from y, isnt it more y golem-ish than haniwa-ish? Because of that, I made a simple y haniwa golem with no armor to rx. I made it and thats all good, but theres no use for it And so I decided to use it as a messenger golem. In short, it was a golem that was in charge of a thread telephone golem. First, the golem would run to the other party, and when I talked into the thread telephone golem on my end, it would reproduce my voice on the other end. Since I can hear voices by using the menus monitoring function, it only needs to deliver my voice to them. Then again, it has nothing to do with whats happening right now since the other person is a wolf or a slime. No, it might be able to talk huh, that smanders able to at least. Still, this string telephone golem was different from a usual string telephone. It was something excellent that could carry my voice along whether or not it was pulled around corners or shut in doors. The point is that the string telephone is a single golems body. [Receive vibrations in the receiving paper cup and y them back with the yback paper cup.] With that order, its able to deliver my voice. Its the same kind of thing as if I told it to move its left hand just like how I move its right hand. Its attained a ridiculous level of convenience, I want a golem telephone line throughout the dungeon. How about I stop being a dungeon master and start calling myself a golem master? Ah, oops. Right now we need to get through this unscathed. I looked to see what the ck wolf was doing with the menu. Its still sleeping huh Maybe well get along? Ah, doesnt the taming sess chance go up if you raise a g like that? Its definitely my imagination. Chapter 116 Contact We decided to begin our approach to the ck wolf. Although it looks like it woke up, its not doing much of anything other than swinging its ck tail back and forth. Somehow, from the looks of it it seems as though its protecting the dungeon core. Rather, itd be great if it just kept doing that for real. And so I had the messenger golem run there. It wouldve been possible for me to bring it directly out of the dummy core, but I didnt want to identally agitate the ck wolf. I took up position further away outside of the boss room with the string telephone golem in my hand. I n on running away if the wolf attacks it through Rokuko retrieving me. That might not actually happen, but theres no reason to not be careful here. [Our preparations are done! You can start anytime.] It was Rokukos voice. If Im inside the dungeon, we canmunicate through the menu even without using the string telephone golem. Well then, guess its time to give it a go. While watching to see how things were going in the core room through the monitor, I moved the y haniwa golem inside. When the golem timidly peeped into the core room, the ck wolf stood up abruptly. I gave up the thought of having the y haniwa golem move further into the room and just decided to start talking. Who are you. The wolfs ears twitched It might be able to answer if it can talk, but can it really? [Gurururu strange golem. You, that one, what are you?] Ooh! It talked! This wolf can talk like a person! Lets introduce myself. I am this ces master, Keima. Who are you? If you have a name, what do you call yourself? [A name, I have one! I, am Rin! This ce, its your, house? Obediently, surrender it, to me. If you do, I will spare, your life.] Its named Rin, huh. This guy uses a ton ofmas. However, I still understand what this guys saying right now. He wants me to surrender my house he wants to make it his base? Is it that it came because it wants to hibernate or something? [Hey Kehma, what was that a moment ago?] Nn? A transmission from Rokuko popped up What, huh. So she cant hear it? Rokuko should have been able to hear it too though Ah, nope, right. Its Trantion Function-san doing his job. I cant even understand if its using slime speech or wolf speech yet hes tranting it properly, seriously awesome. And because of that, we can negotiate properly. [ Got it. You said its name was Rin? If the wolf attacks, Ill retrieve you.] I briefly told Rokuko about it and returned to negotiating with the wolf. [What will, you choose. Want to, be eaten? Kehma.] Let me think for a moment. [I am, hungry, better, hurry. Ku, ku, ku, ku.] Thatughter feels bad somehow, like its in monotone. Is it because its a wolf? You want food then? What do you Rin, what do you eat? [I eat, anything. Even, golems!] It opened its pitch-ck mouth, aiming at the messenger golem, threatening it with its darkly colored fangs. Ah, right, it thinks that Im the golem huh? Well, whatever. If its a living thing that gets hungry, I might be able to win it over with food. You eat golems huh. How much do you eat per day? Ill feed you. [ Youll sell, yourrades?] Rin spoke in deep voice, loaded with a gloomy feeling. It feels like my reputation would go down if I actually agreed here. You might say that, but you said that youre fine eating anything that moves. [That, so? You, Kehma? A golem, right? Arent you, this caves, master?] So it really does think Im a golem. In other words, it thinks that Im someone thatd sell my followers even if theyre the same race or something. Really, Im suuuuper nice to myrades yaknow!? I started to correct it, but stopped for now. I want to avoid saying that Im a dungeon master. Its a secret that Haku-san told me to absolutely protect until they be arade. If this guy has a human owner and that person shows up to take it back, itd get leaked. Even so, its probably a good thing to say that Im not a golem. Seeing its reaction from a moment ago, it seems like it doesnt like people thatd sell out their own race, so negotiations would be hindered. And so because of that, I decided to tell it that Im not a golem without saying too much. Dont misunderstand. I am not a golem. [Not, a golem? True, you look, strange. Youre like, the strong one, in thatst room, and the one, before that. Were those, your, parents?] Our conversation didnt move at all even though I said that Im not a golem. Rather, a haniwa golem family huh, thats a new setting. No, I made them. [!? You are, the parent, then!?] Whys it so troublesome to correct it!? Well, the point that I made them isnt wrong and I cant think of a good way to say it Yep, lets leave it there! For now, if you want to eat golems, just say how much you want me to feed you. Hows that? [ I dont like, golems, much. They arent, tasty.] T-that so? Then what do you want to eat? [You!] The talks went full throttle out of nowhere!? Grah, I dont get what its thinking! Isnt this beyond the point of cultural differences!? [ You talk, too much. I am, getting hungry. Ill eat, Kehma!] H-hold up. Its alright to eat me, but whyd youe here in the first ce? I want to know. [To eat, yoooou! Time, to eat!] With a snap, the messenger golem was eaten by the wolf. Simultaneously with that, I was retrieved into the master room. Looks like Rokuko pulled me back since the golem got eaten. On the monitor, I saw the telephone golem get crunched up by the wolf like it was eating noodles. It ate the golem huuuh. So, what now Kehma? Was the conversation beneficial somehow? Hmmm, its like we connected and like we didnt connect Should I give it another shot? After giving it some time, that is. Chapter 117 Well, What Now? After I headed back to the inn to take a break from negotiating with the ck wolf, a guest arrived. A man with a turban on his head uhh, who was this guy again? Ah, the shop manager huh. The guy I entrusted a hundred gold to. I forgot his name though. Wait did I ever even hear it? Soon as that guy saw me, he shouted in a panic. K-Kehma-han! I-i-its bad! T-theres been a major incideeent! S-s-serious for the viaage! I need to tell you as soon as possible! I got his intention, but I dont get what the incident is at all. Did someone die or something? Major incident? What happened? Did you fail in that business venture? T-thats alright! C-c-calm down and listen kay!? Its good, its good! Good news or bad news, which do ya want!? Youre the one that should calm down. Thats the first I heard of there being good news. Then lets go with the good part. The good one, yeah, thats The fourth floor was captured! The fourth floor ah, I forgot to fix the riddle area. Crap. Aah, cool, and? Matchin the Hero-samas report, the interior continues into a spiral staircase and, well, thats when they turned back though Muu, Kehma-han. Yer reactions a bit weak did ya already capture it as well!? I wonder. So, is that all of the good news? Yah. The riddle rooms doors were smashed up so that people could get by! It didnt look like they were repairin themselves after watching for a bit either. People could get to the fifth floor and get magic swords in swarms. Aah, so theyll flock to it until I repair it huh. Haah, so troublesome But heres the bad part! Theres the chance of a boss ss monster is appearing on the second or third floors! Its bad! In truth, Bancho-hans corpse got found. The C-Rank adventurer, Bancho-han, was almost a B-Rank and got killed by it. The remnants of his corpse was burned, but there were traces that his armor was chewed off Yep, thats Rin so its about the ck wolf huh. I mean, I forgot about collecting his corpse, huh. Rather, didnt I forget about all of them? More precisely, dont both of those things have to do with the ck wolf? The adventurers were able to advance into the spiral staircase area thanks to that guy wrecking the riddle area. But theres also the possibility of it roaming the dungeon too, huh. Though its actually just sleeping in the core room, I dont know if itll stay there. What do you think we should do, Kehma-han!? Wouldnt it be fine to just have the guild put out an investigation or subjugationmission? Use the operating funds I left with you to pay for the reward. Ill leave the rest to you. O-ooh! Right! Leave it to me! The merchant ran off. Yep, it should be plenty leaving it to him. I dont particrly feel like making him arade though. Ah, wouldnt this look like another transition phase, making another lookoutmissione up? Troublesome. Even though I have so much going on right now Maybe I could refuse it using my authority as the vige chief~ * Since I couldnt repair the riddle area with all of the eyes on it right now, I decided to just make the parts. It should be a good chance have adventurers try out the warehouse area. There are a lot of iron golems wandering around there. Well, it should also be fine to tease the adventurers with the variety golems. I want to steadily show off our characteristics as a dungeon. And because of that, while I madepact golems, I had everyone gather to discuss what were going to do about the wolf again. I say everyone, but Nerune and Kinue-san arent here since theyre working at the inn right now though. Now then, lets discuss for the future. Kehma, shouldnt you only do one or the other? Make golems or discuss? Dont be stupid, Ill have more time to sleep if I do all of the troublesome stuff together. Ah, thats Kehma for you. Rokuko nodded her head, understanding something. I dont get what she understood, but Im happy she gets it. First off, the dungeon. Well increase the number of floors again. After the warehouse area, itll diverge into the boss room, the magma area, and the new floor. Theres still the spiral staircase area to go through now, but wont adventurers make it into the warehouse area soon? Yeah, since it cant be helped, the new floors entrance will be a new riddle area built quickly with nothing but DP. Well, make it quickly and well hurry to expand the dungeon farther in. Im making the necessary golems for a riddle area right now, so Ill leave the instation of it to you, Rokuko. Got it! Ill start digging out the area after the riddle area with golems too. Hopping onto my train of thought, as expected of my partner huh. But what about that ck wolf? The ck wolf its name seems to be Rin. I was able to talk with it but although I could fundamentally understand it, it was hard to understand. It ate you after all, Kehma. The messenger golem, huh. Right, need to make a new one of those too. Lets make a few since more will probably get eaten. Ah, Ichika raised her hand to ask a question. Goshujin-sama. What did that wolf say? We couldnt get that wolfs words at all Ah, I asked what it wanted. The things that wolf wanted are a dwelling, and food. So itll be quiet if it gets food and that room? Docile huh, yeah. Right now, Rins been sleeping since it ate the golem. Haaah For now, since I was able tomunicate, if we keep trying even though itll be troublesome me might manage somehow or another even though itll be troublesome Persevering, heeeh. Somehow, that word feels like it suits Kehma the least, and also not? Master, I feel you area working wonderfully. Yep,e to think of it, dont I do amazing work when Im not asleep? The time that other people y is when Goshujin-sama sleeps. My vote is that he sleeps too much! Even though the time hes awake is short, isnt masters workload more than the normal persons? Oi, the story wandered off topic. It feels like theyre praising me but right now we should be talking about the wolf, the wolf! Well, the wolf Rin, because we can negotiate with it, well keep trying to negotiate with the golem. We can talk with it to some degree. When Kehma did the negotiations, no one else understand that wolf. Before, when Id talked with Rin, after my first, Who are you, nothing else was in human speech, it was all in wolfnguage. Like bow-wow. Trantion Function-san did his best huh. Since my opening words were understood, Rin might be able to understand human speech. In other words, we should be able to converse with it in human speech as well if I just listen for the wolf speech. Umm, Goshujin-sama. Are you sure? Nn? Whats up, Meat? Can you understand wolf speech too? Y-yes. Vaguely, though. I, am a dog beastkin. Ooh! Meat, your doggy ears arent just for show! Alright, good good. I fiddled around with Meats ears. Stroking her head, Meats tail wagged back and forth with a pitter-patter. This was a good miscalction. She might be able to connect with it better than me for the negotiations since shes ck colored and a dog type. Alright, lets leave the next negotiation to Meat. Show us you winning that wolf, Rin, over to our side, Meat! Yes! Please leave it to me! For the time being, lets make a ck messenger golem for Meats use so that it sees it as a different person. I dont know if it can distinguish them apart though. Being ck may be something important Maybe itll be interesting to mix ck-colored paints into it instead of coating it or something? Chapter 118 Contact Once Again Meat, having chosen to wait until around the time the wolfRinwoke up, operated the golem. So that Meat could see Rins appearance with the monitor, Rei opened the menu for her. And so this time I was just on standby in the master room in case something happened. A job that doesnt need to do anything in particr. Rokukos been in charge of retrieving people in the case of something happening for a while now. Theres a proper reason why Im not taking charge. Rokuko can easily collect Meat and Ichika into the master room even though they arent ves because I convinced her that [ves are items, so you can]. And although the system might be able to do this to start with its a loophole. The function ban might be lifted if the dungeon grows up. Well, whether you could actually say that Meat and Ichika can actually be treated like items itsplicated. Its a secret from Rokuko, but I dont think she can do it. Itd be bad if there was a mistake with the retrieval in this situation. Itd also be an out if Rokuko couldnt do it in the end. Thats my reason. In other words, I have nothing to do at all. Just watching. Weve prepared some food with the ck messenger golem and fodder. I wonder if itll be enough? Hello. Meat promptly addressed it using the messenger golem. Rin listlessly looked at the golem, immediately followed by opening its red eyes in surprise. [Wha, bastard, Kehma!? Why, you should, be eaten!] Ah, its shape really is the same as the haniwa series after all. It looks the same with just a variation in color huh. [Why, why are, you alive, Kehma!] That is my Goshujin-sama. [Hoh, I see. Looking closer, youre ck. A different one. But, that guy, is already, my food. So, you, are my, follower.] No? Youre wrong though? Strength = Excellence. Yep, thew of the wild. That doesnt have anything to do with Meat though. [ Wrong? You swear, loyalty to, that dead guy. Admirable.] Yes, I am Goshujin-samas, even in death. Meat answered Rins question in one go Huh? Just now, didnt the nuance change a little? [Is that, so? Then, what is, your business?] Be my follower. [I refuse! I do not, need, a master!] Promptly refused. Well, obviously. So itll be negotiations from here on huh. Meat manipted the messenger golem to take out a hamburger. Youll get this delicious hamburger if you join now though? [I wont, ept bait! Ill eat, you too!] Arent you hungry? Then how about some candy? Its sweet and delicious. [I said no! Garururu!] She took out candy, but Rin was already in an enraged state. Rather, what? This conversation, doesnt it feel a little out of sync? Oi, Meat. Rin-sans angry. If you dont need candy, youll just be my follower? [Ridiculous! If you want me, to be, your follower, defeat me! Then, Ill consider, it!] So youll be my follower, then? Thank you very much. Here, a candy. [I wont! I dont need one! Ill eat, you!] And so it chewed up the ck messenger golem. Simultaneously with that, Rokuko retrieved Meat and Rei into the master room. Wee back. It was amused, but it ate me. Next time will be alright. Hey, Meat Perhaps, can you only understand some of the wolfs words? ? Yes, thats right. She squarely agreed Yep, thats it. A conversation about coexisting didnt exist there. Rather, it was getting mad. Super mad. !? I-it was no good!? Surely it was hiding its embarrassment It was no good. Well, it went forward a bit when it said that itd think about bing your follower if you defeated it though. I-Im sorry Well, its alright. ording to my original n even though its troublesome guess Ill negotiate with it even though its very troublesome. Haah. I prepared a not-ck messenger golem just in case something like this happened. Leave the rest to me. I patted Meats head with a small p and began my preparations for the negotiation. * Oooi, Rin. Could you wake up? I have something to talk about. [ Another, new one!?] When I talked to Rin, Rin looked at the messenger golem with its red eyes. Hahaha, Im Kehma. So hows it going, livingfortably? [Kehma!? Why are you, alive!? I ate you!] Dont misunderstand. I wouldnt die from something like that. You could eat me again if youd like? [Strange golem even though, I definitely, ate you.] Yeah. Even though you ate the golem, the voice actor was still fine. [Perhaps, that ck one, is also alive?] Hooh, why? [Even though, I ate it, it didnt taste good. Kehma, it was the same, as you. A normal golems, taste.] Do golems taste differently? Is there a strawberry-tasting golem? [Kehma is, a unique monster, so I thought, you would have, a delicious, or unusual, taste.] Im made from y, so I shouldnt taste any different. [Unique monsters, are delicious.] Maybe its fundamental sense of taste is different? y normally wouldnt taste like anything but y. I get the feeling that taming it with Japanese cuisine might be a bit hard? I took out the dog food I brought since I couldnt use it to try and tame it. I brought this, did you want to eat it? [What, is it?] Food for dogs. Its fine if you dont really want to eat it. [Dont want it.] So it doesnt want it huh The heck am I going to do with it now? I cant feed it to Meat. Well, I heard a bit of it, but you said youd be a follower if youre defeated, Rin? [Motivated?] Yeah, though not right now. If its for you to be my follower, can I challenge you? [Go, ahead. Im eating you, now.] Saying that, Rin bared its fangs. I said not right now! [Time to eat!] Understood, Ille again. The hecks with this guy. I didnt get to ask about anything serious. While being dragged back into the master room, I thought about whats to be done. Chapter 119 Experiment Start Even though I told Meat something like, Leave the rest to me, it just wound up with me getting eaten as usual. As her Goshujin-sama, I cant leave her with a bad example! I wonder what I can do~ I was absorbed in thinking about it while eating onigiri in the dining room. It was a lunch that Kinue-san made. When I bit into one, it had an omelette inside. The heck is she putting in these? Well, I dont dislike it though. Rather, Ive been thinking how to defeat that wolf defeat Rin. But I have no clue whatd be effective. I want to investigate a little more first. Alright, lets start experimenting next. Still, our DP ie exploded upwards with Rin being here. At this point Im inclining towards wanting to make it arade. I cant sleep quietly because of the uneasy feeling of having that fellow keep staying for a long while though yep, I want to hurry up and defeat it and turn it into arade. That guy also hasnt particrly made any moves against the dungeon core (its a dummy one though) huh. Itd be great if we could just get it to promise to keep on not attacking it. If it turned into a situation of Rin going for the real core in Rokukos room, itd be scary. Like how dangerous it is if a burr rushes inwell, I dont think thatll happen though. Hmm, I wonder if I should strengthen Rokukos rooms security? Just when I started thinking about that, Gozoh walked into the dining room. Oh, Kehma. Hm? Ah, Gozoh. Its been a while huh. Havent seen you in a while. Ive been spending time at the bar after all! Ive been thinking about epting that investigationmission, but hey. Want to ept it together? Themission put out from the vige? Im the vige chief though. Rather, what does he intend to do if something happens to the vige chief? Well, the bars masterthe vige sub-chiefwould just be the vige chief I guess. Theres nothing saying you cant ept amission you put out yourself. The guild acknowledged themission, so adventurers can ept it. Is that really alright? Couldnt you just put out tons ofmissions without having to actually pay anything and rank up super quickly? Maybe thats the thing aristocrat children use to raise their ranks? It seems like they get ranks as nobles if they have a high rank. Raising through the ranks like thats limited at C-Rank though. The guild checks to see whether or not themission is appropriate, so it cant be too easy of amission for the rank. You need a rmendation to get B-Rank or higher, and thered be no meaning if you cant pass the examination. So it was something like that huh But they can still get C-rank huh. That much is possible from just getting a rare item or something; they just pay arge sum of money to get it. But C-Rank huh. Right now this dungeons limited to C-Rank, but thinking about being able to buy the privilege of C-Rank and go wherever that may be good to do, depending on the price. Ah, but there was talk about there being a written test for ranks above C huh. It seems like people that are irregrly strong are exempted though. So themissions asking for what? Aye, the investigationmission is asking to investigate whether or not there is the existence of a demon that threatens [Cave of Desires] floors two and three. That didnt answer me at all though Whether or not theres a demon thatll be a threat huh, so how do we go about looking for it? Human wave tactics. If we cant find it in a few days, well assume it went back farther inside. By the way, since the transition phases investigation is going to be held along with this, thepulsory participation in lookout duty will be waived. Got it, Ill do it. Can Mea can Kuro and Ichikae along as well? Knowing that there wont be anything showing up makes it seriously hard to get through. Moreover, its cold. Its troublesome doing work though. Aye. Ill be participating together with Roppu after all. Well all get along; its been decided that well be separating parties in thebyrinth though. Id be relieved if Wataru came too. Id love somehow being able to throw Wataru at Rin That guys a hero. He wins in the DP department. He could use some kind of magic that goes bang! Like Thunder Storm or something. What are you worried about? While sitting down next to me, Gozoh put up a sk of alcohol to his mouth and drank some. A product of the dungeon, a high performance sk that provides a heat instion function. Among other things, you could put hot sake into it. Ah, wait there was those tamers. What do you know about tamers? Tamers? Those guys that tame monsters? Theres stories that theyre able tomunicate with monsters, but are you thinking of switching? Converse huh, no well, its all good. I mean, thats all huh. Its hard to learn how to speak to a monster! To buy the skill for it, even a single weak monstersnguage is ten gold ah, right. That much is easy for you to take out isnt it, Kehma? Then isnt it fine? Eh, so there was a skill for monsternguages after all? I didnt check! Lets check secretly so that Gozoh doesnt see hmmm, nope, not there. I wonder if theres some condition to unlock it? So, what about slimes? Slime? Ah, theyre pretty tough, good against blunt attacks. Theyre weak to magic though. So theyre like that huh. Another question, I heard something about slimes normally being trained to take the shape of a wolf or something? Yeah. You can even keep them inside of a cylinder. Theyre convenient to carry that way. Heeeh. Wait, wouldnt it turn into a magic sword if you put a small cylindrical slime into the swords hilt and had it use magic? Hahaha, what dyou think a magic sword it hmm? Wait, could you? Huh!? W-wait a sec, I need to talk to Kantra! With that, Gozoh dashed out of the dining hall, leaving his sk on the counter. Huh? Why does it feel like I just identally gave him a technological breakthrough? Well, it probably wont be stronger than a magic sword. Lets tell Meat and Ichika about thatmission for now. Then maybe I should talk to the guild about me participating in themission just to make sure. Gozoh even forgot about his alcohol after all. Well, themission to search for the demon that appeared and was menacing the second and third floors was settled, they even gave out maps. But for them to make such an urate map theyve practically found all of the moving and non-moving walls. Its good that it finished easily, but maybe I need to alter thebyrinth areas design? Maybe Ill change some of the wall and wall golems positions? * While the viges stuff is proceeding smoothly, lets return to the dungeons side. It said something about thinking the vor would be different maybe I should try seasoning the golem a bit? Because of that, I made the next haniwa golem with magma in it. Its bodys insides are boiling. Lets feed this to Rin. It looked hot enough to turn my hands into charcoal if Id touched the magma directly, so I had the golem put the magma into the hollowed out area inside of it that I made, paying careful attention so that none would spill. Ooi, Rin. Its lunch time! [Kuaaah! Youre still, alive, after all, Kehma!] Just as Rin started waking up, I walked in with the messenger golem with magma in it. Now then, eat me. [ Kehma, is your, head alright? Normally, people dont want, to be food.] Its alright, so please hurry up and eat me. The magmas cooling down. Isnt your stomach getting empty? It is right? Besides, you know I wont die even if you eat me. [Ah, well, then, Ill eat now, but Kehma, you taste bad.] I remembered you say that, so I changed my vor today. Now then, go on! [G-got it. Ill do it now, so time to eat!] With a snap, I was eaten in one gulp. I looked for its reaction on the monitor, but it didnt look like it really took any damage. Maybe its weak point isnt magma? I was off the mark huh. Or maybe there just wasnt enough? Well, its fine. There are still more things to try out. Next is sulfuric acid, then a strong alkali solution, then various sleeping drugs, theres gotta be something this guy cant eat and Ill find it. Whether this guy bes apanion or stays as an enemy, its useful knowing its weak spot. Chapter 120 The Saintess Several days after I started various experiments with Rin. As the vige sub-chief, the bar master paid me a visit. Kehma-san, an adventurer epting the subjugationmission arrived, could you go and give a word of greetings as the vige chief? Troublesome. How about you give the greetings, as the vige sub-chief? Im just a figurehead after all~ When I said that, the vige sub-chief refused in regret. I cant do that. This person is the Holy Kingdoms Saintess-sama if we do not correspond with this properly, it will be an even more troublesome matter. Besides, there is some sort of matter she wishes to talk about I see. I dont know what kind of thing the Holy Kingdom is, but it looks like it really is troublesome. So, whats the Holy Kingdom? You dont know? And so he briefed me about it. The Holy Kingdoms something of a religious nation. And it appears to be the empires bordering country. The saintess was one of the Holy Kingdoms symbols, a woman who held the power of a strong saint. When I stealthily checked out the map, there was an existence in the adventurer guild that was worth 250 DP per day. So that persons the saintess, huh. Wait, doesnt it feel like this course of events already happened back with the hero? And that is the situation For Saintess-sama toe here it might be to flip over this vige from its roots. Huh? How so? The Holy Kingdoms religion is the Light Gods Decree The Light Gods Decree thoroughly denies the existence of dungeons, things made by demons If Saintess-sama somehow captures the dungeon, this viges reason for being here will vanish. Thats bad. This dungeon is the empires property as well, wouldnt it turn into an international problem? It will, but dont you think that Saintess-sama would disregard it and carry out her beliefs? So shes a religious nut? Probably. Religion is scary. But for her to be 250 DP, Rin really is an overwhelming existence. It might unexpectedly be possible for her to be on even footing against Rin because shes its weak point. but itd be ideal for them to destroy each other. Got it. For now, how about I go and greet her? Yes! Thank you, vige chief. Because of that, it was decided I would talk to her as the vige chief. Seriously, I thought I was just the bobble head chief, I shouldnt have to be working here! Though I guess greetings might be jobs for figureheads, huh. I want to get back to sleep. * Nice to meet you, Saintess-sama. I am Kehma. The same to you, Vige Chief-sama. I am Alka Lu Nike Hydride. Please call me Alka. Me and the saintess with a needlessly long name met in the parlor of the vige chiefs residence. Alka smiled, her long and emerald green hair gently spilling downwards. She looked something like a gorgeous nun. I think this is the first time Ive seen something like green hair, this world included. No no, it would be too much to call Saintess-sama by her name. Moreover, this is our first time receiving you as a guest Alright. Its rushed, but should we negotiate the reward? Well that was sudden. Is she unexpectedly a bit worldly-minded? Or maybe shes used to acting as an adventurer? Staying alert against the saintess jabs, I responded. Oh course. Then, about the reward on the morning of the threatening monsters subjugation, I would like to gain the right to destroy the dungeon core. I do not need anything else. Yeah, no. That is impossible. Thats as though you are telling this viges people to die. As the vige chief, I cannot ept that at all. Isnt it the same this if you allow this monster to continue on and do as it wishes? Consequently, that would allow the monster to kill everyone Of course, the movement from the vige will have the backing of the Holy Kingdom. Rather than it being ordinary work to destroy the dungeon core, she would even pay money for it. But still, no. Id die. This vige still hasnt been given a name yet, isnt now the best time to leave? Come to think of it, it still doesnt have a name. Even though Id told Gozoh to think of one ording to my announcement of Gozoh+Roppus Love Love Vige, itd be shortened to Go+Ros Love Vige (temp) huh. While I was thinking about that, the saintess probably took it as me thinking about the offer and pressed on. Come now, you will have reasonable financialpensation if you do it now and could even be a candidate to migrate to the Holy Kingdom. You are the vige chief, so should I prepare a second ss area for you? Second ss? Too stingy for first ss huh. Well, maybe thats as much special privilege youd get for being a vige chief in an unnamed vige. Yes, a ce that you wouldnt be able to live at even with three hundred gold. You can go there through my mediation as a saintess. Please, show your thanks. Heeeh, so thats how it is~ I dont understand it too well, but that doesnt matter. In other words, this saintess is of the rtively discriminatory type. Then, since our talks are settled Ah, nope. Sorry if it isnt possible for you to ept it with the usual remuneration, it looks like it just isnt meant to be Wha!? Y-you know what the Holy Kingdoms second ss is right!? Is it that you want more!? No, not really. N-no!? Y-youre saying you dont want to have a Holy Kingdom second ss area!? When I responded, the saintess opened her eyes wide in surprise. She seriously didnt expect it, thats what her eyes were saying. Even if it was bait, its not worth my life. I-I was rude. Phew right, so you dont want it? Hmm Taking a deep breath, the saintess seemed to be thinking about something. Well, if if you cannot ept themission with the usual reward, there is nothing that can be done here I absolutely cannot hand over the right to destroy the dungeon core. I understand. Well then, excuse me. Saying that, the saintess stood from her seat and started to leave the room. Since she was looking around as though to take small peeks at me, I decided to definitely not stop her. Shes waiting for me to call out for her to wait with something like, With those conditions, after all!. I dont know if she herself was intending to bargain, but she was incredibly obvious. He Whats the matter? Did you leave something behind? No Three minutester, the saintess finally made her way out of the parlor. She waited outside of the room for seven minutes after that for me to chase after her. It took a good ten minutes after that for her to leave the vige chiefs residence. I wanted to shout for her to just hurry up and leave. Chapter 121 The Saintess 2 The Holy Kingdoms second ss area, is it? They must be willing to go to some lengths as well. Rather than Rokuko, the one to say that was the vige sub-chief, who Id been sitting with for a moment. Yep, I mean, Im some kind of ornament right? Couldnt you have made an appearance earlier? Yourepletely erasing your presence, you know? This vige sub-chief, while just listening to the conversation and being the bar master, was excelling at using the art of fading into the background. Second ss, huh. I wonder which is morefortable between our inn and it I wonder? Thats difficult to say. However, personally, I think I would be happy with being able to have three days of all-you-can-eat at the inn. Three days over permanent residency? So in other words, its not in the same league at all. Well, itd just be getting the right to live there, so normally thinking youd still need living expenses I get the feeling that someone would be able to livefortably for years if they ebezzled the support money? So what will you do, vige chief? Theres not even a need to ask that, Ill go with what I said to Saintess-sama However, it wouldnt be good at all if Saintess-sama just went into the dungeon and captured it Saintess-sama is a B-rank adventurer as well as an aristocrat, she shouldnt do that much without permission Would she be able to avoid international troubles from something like a vige chiefs permission? It could probably be used as an excuse if they got the okay from our side? Or maybe its for their own consent needs? Their own rules, huh. Its the same for me, people that try to take my stuff and people that waste food, as well as people that try to get in the way of my sleep Ive decided its fine to kill them in the dungeon. In any case, Im not giving her permission. Right, the dungeons profits will continue from now into the future. It would be a poorly thought out idea to exchange that for a single burst of money. Looks like the vige sub-chiefs thoughts are in about the same area as me. Truly a reliable vige sub-chief. Even if I werent here, hed definitely manage things properly What was his name again? Wozuma or something? Right, lets go with properly using his name next time? For now, Saintess-sama should be staying at the inn, how about we give her a warm wee? And so, Saintess-sama stayed in the suite, had a B-rank meal, and enjoyed a bath. * The next day. Saintess-sama came again. Compared to yesterday, she has a huge smile. Thank would for your hospitality. Fufufu, you seem to be skilled at getting by in the world And theres the grand misunderstanding. The inn is a business, if you provide the money, well provide the service in proportion to the money. She should have paid in advance, howd she misunderstand? My attendant also said that they were veryfortable. Really? Thats good. She had an attendant with her? Even if shes a saint, a woman traveling alone would be Ah, maybe the attendant paid the money? Then maybe the attendant wasnt staying together with her and used a general room instead of the suite? Rather, was it even alright for the attendant to not attend the discussion? No no, the inn is a business after all. Our services simply correspond to the amount of fees paid. Let alone for the season, I never expected such a rural area to give this sort of reception Fufu, I understand. In addition to mediating a second ss area in the Holy Kingdom, I will provide fifty gold coins as well. Isnt that just two days stay in the inns suite (meals excluded)? The loose change feels like its increasing no no, wouldnt that be like fifty million yen? Thats a magnificent amount of money Rather, the suite is super expensive! I dont n on cutting the price because that would make Haku-san lose face though. Then could you please hand over the dungeon cores destruction rights? Nope, I cant. If you absolutely have to, pleasee back after obtaining the emperors permission. The saintess eyes look like theyre saying, The heck did this guy just say? Id prefer if she actually said it. However, it should be clear that I cant give her permission now. Please, hurry up and clear out Rin or get the emperors permission. Youre already in the red from being here and the reward should be five gold coins. I understand, I will go to the dungeon for now. Oooh, are you epting themission? I will enter the dungeon as an adventurer first, Ill think about it after that. Saintess-sama stood up from her seat and went outside. Today she just returned quickly without scuttling about. Ah, thank you as well, vige sub-chief. You can go back too. But you know, you could have participated in the conversation a bit? Rokuko came over when I returned to my room in the vige chiefs residence. That saintess that came over today too she seems like a nuisance. Were you watching, Rokuko? Yeah. Even I can tell that shes a bother! Well, Saintess-sama showed up at the guild after that and went into the dungeon alone. Huh, what about your attendant? As soon as I tilted my head to the side and thought that, the saintess died to a trap on the first floor. Eh? When I opened up the monitor to see what happened in a panic, she was admirably skewered from one of the traps that shoots swords out of the door. W-what? How are you going to pay me back for all those expectations I had!? Then, when I looked at our DP, it hadnt increased. Then, the saintess body turned into particles of light and disappeared. Eh? Rokuko, did you do something? I didnt do anything. Kehma, did you? I obviously didnt. Just then, an existence suddenly appeared in the vige area: [225 DP Per Day]. Moreover, in a room in the inn. I hurriedly opened the monitor. Guest privacy? That has nothing to do with it! The green-haired Saintess-sama was stretched out on a futon in the room, along with a young person garbed in priest clothing. [Alka-sama! Are you alright!?] [ Yeah Wha!? Cent. This is] [This is a room in the inn. Please ept my humble apologies for the low-cost room.] [No, its alright. I let my guard down because it was the first floor of a new dungeon and was done in. I need to rest for a little.] That was unmistakably the saintess. She seems to be a little weakened though Kehma what do you think happened? I wonder maybe its like she said. She was [done in], so in other words she can revive even if she dies, right? It looks like she really revived. What do you mean? This girl, the saintess is like Feni? That would be bad. If she can revive countless times like Feni, she can [Remember Death]. The first death of an infinite reviver, huh. In that case, shes a dungeons worst enemy. Or maybe shes the best food? Since she wont run into the same trap over and over, Ill have to make new ones every time this is seriously troublesome. Chapter 122 Progress Can she revive because shes a saintess? Or is it that shes a saintess because she can revive? I dont know, but at any rate, Saintess-sama can revive. The fact of the matter is that three days have passed and shes challenged the dungeon each day. Shed return by death and take a long rest in the suite each time. Her daily DP worth would lower ten percent each time she died, returning back to 250 DP after a while. Wed get about 1500 DP each time she died. I dont really get what kind of mechanisms behind it at all, but it feels like the same effect as Feni the phoenixs. Maybe its some kind of skill? Rather, dying to so many easy traps despite being a B-rank adventurer. It doesnt seem like she gets caught by the same trap twice though This world is managed by the Light God. Dungeons are things made by demons in order to hinder the Light Gods management. Thats why we must all destroy dungeons. So, will you please give me the right to destroy the dungeon core? Nope. While recovering, Saintess-sama visited me. Its super annoying that I have to talk to her each and every time. Aah, theres no doubt about it this girls my worst enemy. Furthermore, since she was getting a hold of me through contacting the vige sub-chief, heWozumahad to take part as well. Whaaa even though I preached to this extent Its because the dungeon is under this countrys management. Oh, right, please get permission from the adventurer guilds guild head as well. Thats unreasonable. The dungeon is in your vige, so it is your property as the vige chief you know! No its not! Well, it is, but thats not the point! I decided to change the topic to avoid the subject. Come to think of it, didnt youe with an attendant? Where are they? Its better if he isnt together with me. If I had to say why, its to be safe. Oh, even though you are Saintess-sama are you safe by yourself? Yeah, he has a simple altar. As you know, saints can revive countless times so long as there is an altar. As I know, huh. I guess its well-known in the Holy Kingdom? Rather, altars that get used as something like a safety zone for saints to safely revive at those exist? Ive never heard of that. Wozuma, did you know? No, this is also my first time hearing it Saintess-sama, Ive never heard that before. Oh my, please excuse my rudeness. It ismon sense in the Holy Kingdom. How would I know then? Either way, she just let the secret to her immortality slip. Or maybe shes actually probing information from us? Is it reallymon sense in the Holy Kingdom and shes just careless? Shes been looking to be careless so far, but I cant put aside the possibility that its an act. Otherwise, shes just too much of an airhead. Even her obstinately trying to get my permission, she may have seen through me being the dungeon master yep, thats a scary thought. Its scary that I cant say its impossible. However, if this Saintess-sama is seriously just an airheaded child, theres no point in me being anxious grah, she ys dirty! Moreover, hering and asking me to hand over the dungeon cores destruction rights either directly or indirectly is extremely grating to my nerves. Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma wont even join in the discussion unless I pull him in either. Lets split this hardship, alright? Ill leave about a hundred percent to you. We talked idly for about an hour after that with me being careful to not promise anything before Saintess-sama took her leave. And thats how much of my sleeping time was taken away from me. Did she leave because she felt some killing intent building up? Shed revive anyways. * Now then, setting aside the saintess, back to the ck wolf, Rin. Ive been sending messenger golems for it to eat as [vors] several times now. Today, I decided to test what looks to be its weak point again today. Oooi, Rin. I came to y! [ Kuwaaaafu, what, Kehma? Youre here, again. What vor, today? Can I taste?] Yeah, go for the right arm for now. I held out the golems right arm to Rin, who bit it off in one go. It doesnt hesitate or hold back anymore. Even poisoned, the golem is an all-you-can-eat buffet. Well, I guess theres not much to actually eat. As it started to crunch the arm into bits, Rins face grimaced and it spat out the splintered golem arm. I stuffed plenty into the arm for todays vor. Plenty of salt, that is. [Awroo? Peh, peh peh!] Oh? Whats up, Rin? Doesnt taste good? [Its horrible! This is not, a vor! You can just, go back, already.] Dont say that, lets talk some more. Some weird persons been hanging around recently and stressing me out. [T-that so that stress, so thats why, theres such a, bad taste? Mmm.] Salt. Yep, Rins weak point is salt. Although hydrochloric acid looked like it was going to be effective too, salt is the worst. I mean, it said that although the acid was a bit tingly, it tasted good. Its just salt, maybe its because it has a holy attribute to it? Like purification salt or something. Maybe its also that salt pulls away moisture from it? At any rate, of the various things I tried out, the only thing Rin said was too horrible to eat was salt. When I fed it a full body with salt in it, it writhed and spat it back out. Today it did that with just a single arm of it. Alright, lets go with making a ton of anti-Rin iron armor with rock salt in it. [Hey, Kehma. Its already, about right, to call you, my follower, I think. Right?] Hmm? Really? [Really. You, give food, to me. Therefore, youre my, follower.] I get it, I have been feeding it every day after all. Wait, no way did I actually seed in taming it? [Moreover, even though, that was horrible, you dont stop, bringing good vors. Youre, a good guy.] You saying that makes it worth the effort. [Thats why, so that you dont, get any worse tasting Ill help, get rid of, your stress.] Really!? Thank you! Then again, Rin is the source of about half of my current stress. Should I try asking it to move from this room? Ive been thinking some excuse for it to move thats as gentle as possible. Right nows the only time I can use it! Aah, in truth, Rin being in this room is pretty stressing to me as well [Mu!? My, fault!?] Yeah. Really, this ce is my toilet, you know? Since Rins been here so long, I havent been able to, you know [Wait, wait. T-this is, your restroom? Thats err, golems use, restrooms?] Oh, thank goodness. Since Rin itself didnt appear to need to relieve itself, I was a bit worried it wouldnt understand what I meant. Yeah Its embarrassing, but this really is the ce I use. Wanna see? [Eeeh!? H-hold up, y-you dont need, to show me, that!] No no, you wouldnt believe something like a golem needing to use the restroom without seeing it right? Wait a moment, Ill do it now hmph! I had the messenger golem squat and took out a light magic tool in a manner so that Rin wouldnt see it. Then, like that, I let it drop to the floor with a bang and shine. Phew, much better now. Here, check it out. [Whaa!?] Next, I had the dummy core retrieve the light magic tool From Rins point of view, itd probably look like the the dummy core just sucked up a golems excrement. See, dirty right? Something you absolutely wouldnt want to eat, yeah? That was the feint. After that, a message came in from Rokuko, whod just retrieved the light magic tool in the master room. [You know, Kehma even if its a dummy core, it feels horrible using a dungeon core like that.] It couldnt be helped, endure it. I also thought it was horrible. It wouldnt be effective if it wasnt such a horrible thing. [ U-understood. Ill leave, this room but Kehma, your, uh, feces, it shines is it warm?] Yeah, its sticky too. Want to feel? I can do it again if you want? Its hard to do it with someone watching, but theres more where that came from [No, its okay. Im good But, mmmm. Is there, a room, about this warm?] Hm? If you like it like this, I can warm up another room to be about the same. Give me a sec. [W-wait! Dont, smear that stuff, in the room, alright!?] Dont say something so vulgar. Well, I get what you mean, so dont worry. But you know, when you go and swallow things whole you get everything, feces included. I wont actually say that though. I wont. Ill just mess with the temperature. Leave it to me. [Thats good, then.] I seeded in taming Rin. I unintentionally pumped my fists with the messenger golem. Chapter 123 The Saintess 3 Also on that day, Saintess Alka dove into the dungeon. Saintess Alka, an existence that specialized in capturing a dungeon solo. Her excellence as a solo power was obvious, but she also had the super rare skill [Revival], so shed revive even if she died. As she was able to gain experience through her deaths in the dungeon, she would be able to capture it sooner orter. Since she could revive even if she died, she was able to acquire countless skills from expensive skill scrolls that wouldnt be used onmon soldiers. In particr, she had an abundant amount of skills suitable for dungeonbat. Due to the [Storage] skill, she could dive into dungeons without worrying about food and drink. Due to [Healing], she was able to heal some wounds immediately. She even had some other skills like [Dungeon Trap Perception]. As its name implies, its a skill that allows the holder to see dungeon traps. Even so, something strange happened to the saintess in this dungeon. Despite having the [Dungeon Trap Perception] skill, it practically didnt work at all. She couldnt understand why. It wasnt an omnipotent skill like the light gods divine protection of course, it was imperfect in the sense that it wouldnt react to traps set by people However, itd normally find ten traps out of ten in a dungeon. For some reason, though, it was only finding three out of ten in this dungeon. Shed been relying on the skill when diving into dungeons recently, but since it wasnt of much use, switched to looking for traps with her own scouting capability that she hadnt been using It had been a long while since she searched for traps manually, so she got caught by more traps than she thought she would at first. The search was a slow process. Most of all, since she could record traps she got caught by with her [Mapping] skill, she wouldnt get caught a second time. If she was able to solve a maze orbyrinth, it would perfectly memorize the path. She had negotiated with the guild to receive a map of the ce when she started, so the capture proceeded with rtive ease. The saintess passed through the second and third floors that were thebyrinth area. (Just how many times have I returned from death) She paused a moment in reflection. Time to move even farther in, is it? There wasnt anything in particr after thebyrinth area. It seemed as though there were a riddle door there at one point. Since she couldnt find any traps nearby either, she kept advancing farther in. Something like the saintess stopping here wouldnt happen. The only time shed return would be in the case she captured the dungeon. There was a spiral staircase when she passed through the fourth floor. As for traps she wasnt able to see any through her skill, but considering how things had been going, there probably were. She carefully descended the spiral staircasethe wall shot out, almost pushing her into a free fall through the center. She ran down the stairs in a hurry. No, lets correct that. A stair broke under her foot and she lost her step. She fell. Ogufu!? . , [Healing] The impact broke many of her bones, but she wasnt dead yet. The broken bones were healed by her recovery magic. She would have had tomit suicide if she werent able to recover Once her injuries were mended, she would restart her exploration. Her descent(fall) down the staircasepleted, she went into the next room. The moment she opened the door, a warm and ominous air brushed against the saintess skin, giving her goosebumps and sending a chill down her back. Despite not being cold, this was caused by a feeling of blood thirst. When she looked, there was a ck wolf. An instantter, she saw the ck wolf spring towards her. She died. Kuwaaa! Wake up, Alka-sama! Are there any abnormalities on your body None Fuu, so I died? The saintess woke up in the inns room. Her upper body had been bitten off and she was still conscious while being swallowed. She felt her own body being chewed. It was a level of pain that no normal person would want to experience. Even so, the saintess was calm. She was ustomed to dying at this point. With the saintessck of reluctance towards dying, she probably had a spirit so strong that it wouldnt break even after tasting death countless times. Or maybe it had already broken At least in the eyes of other people, the saintess could converse with people normally. She was a person who could open talks with others, so there was no problem. What killed me was the target the one from themission. I see will you be epting it, then? Well, lets see how things y out for a little longer. I had also made it eat poison there, but I dont know if it was effective. The saintess wore various poisons on her body. Therefore, in the case the saintess ever gets eaten by a monster without a tolerance towards poisons, it would be her victory. The poison was something she could use in an emergency to poison her opponents, as well as something she could use to kill herself if she fell into a situation where she wasnt able to move. Other than those on her clothed, there were a few inserted into her body Although she didnt use it this time, there was even a dyed activation poison shed use when diving into a dungeon to return her at a specific time. At any rate, we will see the results tomorrow. It would be great if this settled it, though. I think that would be best as well. Her attendant, Cent, nodded to the saintess statement with a smile that seemed lonely. * Vanishing into particles of light after being ripped apart by Rin, I confirmed that she revived in the inns room. For now we should be safe today. Her daily DP ie dropped to 225 DP today, too I think her upper body got eaten, but maybe thats unrted to it? Heeh, you already positioned that wolf in the spiral staircase area? Yeah. Traps wont work on that saintess twice So its fine if we defend by just arranging stronger monsters. Itll be even better if we can overwhelm her without needing to resort to surprise attacks. Most of all, from her standpoint, thatll make it feel like a brokenly bnced game. I had to go through so many hardships just to get Rin there after all, isnt this much alright? [Ooi Kehma, with this, your stress, is it gone?] Rin roared and called me. Good doggy. How about I send you a messenger golem filled with sweet syrup? From what I can tell, Rin loves sugared liquids. Eh, whats that? The saintess didnt stay in your belly, but you felt a tingly sensation and a delicious taste, you say? You liked it? Well then, you should keep on eating her whenever shees by. Chapter 124 The Saintess 4 On the next day, the saintess was eaten by Rin a second time. [This ones, like Kehma too, its endless, food.] Keep on eating as much as you want~ Come to think of it, maybe the saintess doesnt have a holy attribute? Rin said she tasted delicious I doubt it, but is she something like a ck-hearted bitch? Or maybe food with the holy attribute just tastes a bit tingly? Well, I decided to spin the 1000 DP gacha every time the saintess dies from here on. Yep, the 1000 DP gacha. Even though gacha is the reason Im here in the first ce, I havent been using it at all. I prefer rtive reliability, so Im pretty bad at leaving things to luck. We havent had extra ie to waste so far so I havent really felt like possibly wasting money on gacha spins. But now were getting twenty-five gold a day from the saintess inn fees. With Rins DP and the saintess DP added on to that, weve been making a killing recently. Its been like a never endingedy. We have enough surplus now to use even 1000 DP every day. I mean, that saintess is loaded, isnt she. Even with that, she was only flexible enough to offer three hundred gold coins? Stingy. Thats twelve days of inn fees. Arent you going to go past that here soon? So, lets see whates out of the 1000 DP gacha. As a ssic example of a MISS, a scrub brush appeared Isnt this like, 5 DP? The heck. Rather, stuff other than monsters cane out too? Didnt know. A miss? Kehma is super unlucky~. Do it again, go for it, its fine! Wheres your passion, your fighting spirit!? Gugugu, uooh! Do iiit! I dont get what youre trying to say at all. Even though Rokukos only ever spun it twice, shes trying to teach me how youre supposed to go about gacha She does have amazing luck though, what with getting another worlds person and a phoenix her two tries. Yep, lets have Rokuko do it tomorrow. A knock came from the door, it was Ichika. Goshujin-sama~. Saintess-sama wants an audience~. Whatll ya do? So the saintess came again Haah, what a troublesome person I have to meet. Shes probably here to report about seeing themissions target. I guess her noting here right after seeing it yesterday was to make sure? Unfortunate, Rokuko. Saintess-sama is here. Please head into the master room. Whatre you saying, Kehma. Even though were together right now, youd choose that saintess over me? Is she more important? Mou [1] She said that like she was pouting, but shes smiling anyways. Is it because I gave her the ring? Shes been hanging around me more often recently. I dont really remember when it started though. Youre obviously more important. Ill introduce you to the saintess. In the tiny chance that you get attacked though, Id die. Literally. I know~! Fufu? And now I feel like someone just said, Huh? Did I just hear something that sounded like a lovers quarrel? Did I just feel Haku-sans blood lust? My remark was simply about the rtion between a dungeon master and a dungeon core, it was a simply fact. Seeing Rokuko off as she left for the master room in a good mood, I went to the parlor. Ichika hadnt waited at all and brought Saintess Alka there. She was there with the Wozuma Vige sub-chief who was fully devoted to blending into the background as ever. Now then, do you have business here today? Yes. I have found themissions target demon. The saintess said so with a smile on her face as she sat on the sofa facing me. So, will you be epting themission? I dont mind doing that, but there is a condition Pass the dungeon cores destruction rights to me. I cannot talk about that. Please,e back after obtaining the emperors permission. What? It is alright if Vige Chief-san simply nods. You can have second-ssnd and three hundred gold coins simply by nodding you know? That is all, doesnt that sound simple? I shall refuse. An ordinary greedy and idiotic vige chief would easily nod, but for me, its something more like, Ill give you money if you agree to let me kill you. Theres absolutely no way I would give permission to that. I just thought of this now, but theres the possibility that magical restrictions exist. I cant say that something like instant death magic that can destroy the dungeon core as soon as I give the go-ahead exists or not. This is a world where magic exists after all. Yep, Im not exhausted at all. I cant be half-asleep here. I want to go home!is what I want to say. However, that is something that cannot be exterminated without me. Hoh? What makes you say that? Because it is a fact. That is a wicked, dark existence. And now Saintess-sama is speaking like a chuuni. But assuming shes right, that means theres nothing it cant eat huh Is she bluffing? Or maybe theres something else at y? However, it would take some time before I could eradicate it so please decide before then. Thats why Im saying I refuse. You can just go back if you cant ept themission normally you know? No, Im saying, without me that demon cant be exterminated. No, no. No, no, no. After that, I ignored her propagating the Light Gods Decree, turning down her demands for the right to destroy the dungeon core. She didnt ept themission in the end. Even though we were in a stalematesting till dinner time, she even tried solving it by brazenly repeating that she was growing hungry over and over. Moreover, even though it wound up with us being in a deadlock till dinner time, she kept shamelessly saying, Im getting somewhat hungry, here are there. Did she fall head over heels in love with our inns meals, the heck is this saintess? Go on and head back to eat. I get it already, you can go back and eat so go on and do it! This food called bubuzuke is delicious. Mmm, its turned into a feast. Vige Chief-sama is indeed good at negotiations, Ill negotiate with the kingdom to present you with better terms. Ah, another serving please. [2] No, this will be billed to you as an extra fee onto your inn fees, so dont worry about. Also, there isnt another serving. Of course, in this world offering bubuzuke doesnt mean hurry up and return, so it turned into a situation where we ate together normally. Hero Wataru would also probably be happy to eat it, so its probably just wouldnt work in this world Footnotes: Mou is just used as a pout here. Im open to any suggestions to anglicize it, though I personally prefer keeping things like that. Bubuzuke where to start? Simply put, it is rice with green tea poured over it with a few toppings. In Kyoto, it is instead known a bubuzuke. If a native to Kyoto asks a guest if they would like some of this dish, it means that person has overstayed their wee and is a way of asking them to leave. Chapter 125 The Saintess 5 Sad news. The saintesspletely fell for the game rooms rat races. That saintess is surprisingly a worldly person, huh. Until the day before yesterday, she would take a rest or visit the vige chief (me) whenever she died, but recently Goshujin-sama~, the saintess here again~? I dont want to see her. Alright, tell her Im already asleep and that she should go back. Moreover, I gave you this order while sleep-talking. I repeat, I gave you this order while sleep-talking. Waa~, amazin sleep-talkin` Theres no mistakin yer alseep since yer sleep talkin like that! I sent her away yesterday. Well, Ichika brought the saintess along to the game room in order to pacify her grumbles. The result of that? Its still resting since Im not moving around, she said and started ying. Turning into a prisoner of the rat race, she started holding onto her betting tickets for the race just like the other gambling adventurers. Bibibi! Lets go, Bibibi! Its my order! Ahh no, no! Why are you going the wrong way!? Its no good, Saintess-sama. Bibibi has only ever won once. Bibibis fails are pretty famous. Really!? No wonder the return was so high By the way, the one time was to revive someone on the brink of ruin after falling to a series of losses. I ce items in the dungeon. The viger adventurers collect items from the dungeon, exchanging them for cash. After they cash out, I collect a moderate amount of it back through their gambling. The money I collect is turned into DP used to prepare more items for the dungeon. Its a good system. I even get extra DP for them staying here. Well, the saintess that came today had that sort of feeling about her. Five hundred gold coins, second-ssnd, and well award you the rights to rat races. How about that? I refuse Ah, the race is starting soon. I wonder if Onsoku is racing today? She gave her concession a bit frank, that saintess is quick when ites to things rted to the race. Eh? Youre already heading back? Really? Please, take care. Amazing, Rat-donos. You guys truly are amazing subordinates. Please, hold back on winning and do your best in exploiting everyone. Right, maybe Ill use some dice to have her owe me next time shees to intrude? Just like Hero Wataru. * That day, there was another visitor besides the saintess when I was lounging about in my room. It was the cksmith, Kantra. When I went to the dining room after inviting him in, Kantra was waiting with an iron sword. Ooi Kehma-dono! Check this out! Nn? What, were you able to make a magic sword? Fufufu, well this is a step towards it. This is thanks to me getting advice from Kehma-dono I name it: Sword of Light! The sword that Kantra brought, its pommel was a light magic tool. It feels like he added a shlight under the de. Whys it shining there? Rather, my advice I thought you we were just talking about tamers, howd that turn into a magic tool? Ah, I still gotta try that out but. therere no good tamers around here. So I joined the idea with a magic tool instead. A magic tool instead of a monster, huh? Thats right! You knew? I tried making a magic sword by using cutting edge research to add magic tools to swords. But the endurance of the sword naturally goes down with making it like that and alchemists would be needed to make the sword in the first ce. But with this method I just add the sword to a magic tool pommel made by an alchemist, so the cksmith-made de can be maintained to keep its strength! Its revolutionary! Thats revolutionary? Japanese people would just be like, Well, lets try throwing it onto that. Nerune, who was serving tables just then and heard that said, spoke. Isnt it more convenient just keeping magic tools as magic tools~, swords as swords~? Ah Kantras speech ended. T-thats also true. What Nerune-dono says is reasonable. Uumu, I thought it was ground-breaking though. Umm, sorry for our kid. But a sword of light could blind opponents if used properly, maybe its a good idea to try adding various things? More importantly, how did you get the magic tool? You were talking about an alchemist or something earlier, but did you make it yourself? Hmm? Ah, yeah. I can make simple magic tools. Theyre no magic swords though, dungeon-made ones have better performance. Was there a skill like that? Rather, you could make it with your skills as a cksmith? If you dont mind, could you teach me how to make them? I want to make some. What, youre interested? Hmm its not really that good to spread it around, but itll be alright if its Kehma-dono, Im in your debt. Yeah, I got it. Then, how about we go somewhere else? The forge should be better, it has tools too. Because of that, it was decided that I would learn how to make magic tools from Kantra. If I apply how to make magic tools to making golems, I might even be able to make a [Golem That Can Use Magic]. Im a bit pumped here. I headed over Kantras cksmith shop. I brought Nerune along as well since it was rted to magic. Kantra easily gave the OK when I asked if itd be alright to teach Nerune as well, so her eyes started sparkling just by listening in from the side. But really, I thought you werent supposed to spread it around? Kantra is a dwarf that cant say no when asked, huh? When we arrived at the workshop, Kantra tool out pens, iron tes, and a few various tools from a locker and ced them on the table. Magic tools, as you know, are tools that demonstrate their effect by being filled with magical power. Making them isnt that hard so long as you understand what makes its core. Well, this guy is it. Kantra held up a magic stone. A magic stone, isnt that the energy that operates magic tools? Yeah. However, the main material that makes magic tools are magic stones. For example, a magic stone thates from a water-type monster can be easily made into a water-type magic tool. Saying that, Kantra ran his pen across the magic stone. When I took a closer look, the tip of that pen had written something onto the magic stone. The effect can be strengthened by drawing special figures. Draw them powerfully. Then, hepletely covered the magic stone with a geometric shape that looked like a trianglebined with a square. After that, he marked out the same formation about ten centimeters away in each direction on the iron te. He carved out minute images and characters seemingly at random This one here, its the shape that represents water-type. Hes doing some amazing free-hand here, oi. After that This ones especially important. The trick for its to draw it all at once really fast. He pointed at a portion of letters, telling me to not make a mistake in the lettering Ooh, I can read the letters he put: [Pour Water] [Convert Magical Power] [Magic Stone Absorption] Fuu, thats Trantion Function-san for you. Well, if you draw the magic formation, itll dissolve the magic stone here. Watch. When Kantra ced the magic stone onto the magic formation, the magic stone melted into it. The instant that it finished melting, the formation shone with blue light. It seemed like it entered a state where it was ready to be used. When he put a magic stone meant to be used for energy onto the formation, water came out from the ce it was specified to. If this is built into a tool, it turns into a magic tool. Kantra quickly turned it into a pitcher with skilled hands. Hepleted the magic tool [Pitcher of Spring Water]. It took around ten minutes start to finish. It was over in the blink of an eye. See, easy yeah? Kantra spoke with a smile. I dont get it!! Chapter 126 Making Magic Tools Its good that I learned how magic tools are made, but I still dont get whats what. I seriously have no clue what Kantras talking about I get it~, so in other words you do this Oooh! Thats a good line! Good, good, run it along like that. Mmm, I want the fire attribute here~ Repeat just like that, go again right, aaaaand, there. I get it~! And somehow Nerunes understood what hes saying. Whats with this girl. I have a lot of excellent subordinates dont I~, itll be fine doing nothing and just leaving it all to them~ Sensei~! Theres that feeling heeere! What a wonderful assistant! Right, the magic formations free, so do what you want! And now Nerunes somehow Kantras assistant, calling him sensei. Rather, whatever she wants? You sure about that? Then then~! Lets engrave it onto my bodyyy! Wouldnt that be cool~!? Ooh! That sounds painful! Youre a girl, cut it out! What the heck made you feel like putting a magic formation that shoots out water onto a body well, itd be useful on a golems body or something yep, maybe I could turn a magic tool into a golem? Im concerned about whether or not it would interfere with the golem magic formation, but it should be fine if anything goes. Itd be helpful if was an amplification magic formation though~ why not go for it~? Hmph, but Ive never carved a magic formation onto a persons body before. Assistant! Carve a bit onto me! Itll be fine on the chest since it wont affect my work, so take off some skin with the knife Yes~! Here Ie~! Guah!? Ow!! But I wont give in!! Oi, seriously, the heck are you guys doing? All Im seeing here is someone stabbing someone else with a knife rather, she is actually stabbing him Ha! I lost myself for a little~. Sorry, master~ No, its fine alright, get to the point that you can make magic tools if you want to. Leave it to me~! Nerune smiled while still holding a bloody knife up front of her. Oh no this girls a mad scientist type, isnt she? O-oi, finish your work. The pain is bad but not finishing is worse. Ah, okaaaay, sensei~ Turning around abruptly, Nerune continued cing the knife in her hand into Kantra. Yep, thats stabbing~ Well, shes having fun, so Im going to head back. All things considered, it looks like Nerune has talent in making magic tools. Please make me some magic toolster. Her race being apprentice witch wasnt just for show, huh. Come to think of it, I need to actually learn about this worlds writing system before thinking about learning the magic formations and characters used to make magic tools huh. Sounds troublesome. Pass. Lets leave it to Nerune, yep. * Since the saintess got gobbled up two times with yesterday and today, Rokuko spun the 1000 DP gacha. The results Oh, a dummy core! I know because I know a lot about dungeon cores! This dummy core looks purple. Almost like its poisonous, whys the color different? I wonder? Maybe it feels sick or something? Didnt you know a lot about dungeon cores? Rather, they turn blue when they feel sick? Along with the purple-shining dummy core This is I dont really get it, but its a skill scroll a scroll of [Chef]? I havent heard about that skill. It looks like a skill that Kinue-san would use. It was a mysterious skill scroll. Both of them seemed to be worth more than 1000 DP though. That dummy cores worth around 5000 DP its purple for some reason though and that skill isnt in the catalog. Whats with her luck? Theres no way her status luck level is anything but crazy. Well, considering her life till now, she needed that luck to just stay alive Lets assume this skill will go to Kinue-san, but for this dummy core a spare, I guess? We can put in a new core room somewhere after the new riddle areas interior finishes, just keep it in the master rooms warehouse for a while. Im getting a bad premonition, but theres nothing to do about it for now. I get the feeling that we shouldnt use this dummy core if possible. Alright, time to ignore it. Lets pretend we never saw it. As I was deciding that, Rokuko poked me in the side. That tickles, whatre you doing? Hey, Kehma. What about Rin? Will you put it under the dungeons control? Huh? Under its control? What does that mean? Hey, werent you listening just now? Its the same with how monsters that get summoned with DP, you can have them obey orders and deploy them. Aah I didnt know we could do something like that, tell me something like that sooner! Rokuko taught me about it boastfully. Putting a monster under our control requires its eptance. Furthermore, its apparently no good trying to do it without them knowing exactly what it means to be ced under the dungeons control tricking things wont work. Theres also a method of forcibly putting something under our control. We just need to make them surrender; this method is for cing monsters that arent intelligent under ourmand. But well also stop getting DP from monsters under our rule I wonder why? Haku Ane-sama taught me. Heeh, thought so. It would hurt to lose 950 DP a day. Isnt it fine to just leave things going how they are? Thanks to it were steadily umting a lot of DP. Together with Rin Fever, I have Saintess Fever too. [1] Well, theres a limit to turning things into followings. Itd be hard even just saying whether I could get it to surrender. Maybe itll be fine just leaving it as is Its probably no good, but how about I go talk to Rin about it? Footnotes: The fever being referred to at the end is the Fever Time of pachinko machines. If youve ever yed a western pinball machine that had bonus targets which give you extra balls or increased score for a while once you hit all of them, its a sort of bonus round like that. -Credit to Raitzeno- Chapter 127 Nerunes Laboratory Well, I decided to go straight to ask Rin whether or not itd ept our control. [Refused.] It responded immediately. That so? Itd be a great help if you did but I guess you dont want to be my follower after all? [Yeah, Kehma is, weak, so no. Besides, when winter ends, Im leaving, on a journey.] Ah, so its just here for the winter? So it came to our dungeon just to wait out the winter huh. It couldnt leave the dungeon if it entered the dungeons control? Wait no, doesnt Haku-san bring Chloe with her? Even Haku-san, herself a dungeon core, can go out, so it should be able to. Is there a reason for your journey? [ Yeah, to look for, master. Not, here.] Master? So its a married female? [1] [ No, Im saying, boss. Also, I dont have, a sex.] It revised what it said, did it understand something from what went through the golem? Rather, it doesnt have a sex? So thats why its wolf form doesnt have one either? Well, ording to that talk about slimes with Ontentoo, they self reproduce. No, more importantly, it has a boss? Maybe its tamer? So Rins a faithful doggy that goes out looking for its missing owner huh. Ah, itd be faithful slime since its a slime though. So Rin had a boss huh. What kind of guy is he? [Stronger than, me.] Seriously? Someone even stronger than Rin [I am, strong, because of boss, training.] Seriously? So hes your teacher? [2] [Yeah. Master could also, train when I find, master.] Id be fine entrusting the golem if he could make it stronger. But really, what kind of guy is stronger than Rin? Now that the mysteries have deepened, I decided its about time to end it for the day. Well then, go ahead and eat me. Here. [Nnn~ no, Im fine. Kehma is, my follower, after all. Besides, Im not, hungry.] Really? [Yeah. Thanks, cya.] Hmm. Did my intimacy level go up? This was the first time I could finish a conversation with Rin without being eaten. * Well, its a shift in topics, but its about making magic tools. It looks like Nerune figured out the basics, so shes gotten to the point of being able to make the kinds of magic tools Kantra knew: fire, water, earth, and light. That just means things rted to elementsing out of simple magic formations, the so-called fundamentals of magic tools. I think that much is amazing enough though. I decided to try it out on a golem immediately. I had her carve out a magic formation on an iron golem Id prepared. Then, Ipleted it by melting a matching-attributed magic stone onto it. The results: One that emits sand from its abdomen, a sand golem. It wasnt particrly useful other than being gritty. One that emits water from its knees, a water golem. It wasnt particrly useful other than for getting its feet wet. One that emits fire from its face, a fire golem sorry, there wasnt any deep meaning to it. One that emits light from its right hand, a light golem. Hmmm, it wasnt particrly useful other than being bright. With that, four golems that werent particrly useful werepleted. Concerning the fire golem, I just thought itd be cool to have one that could spit fire like a methrower. Though well, I seriously want a non-physical way for them to attack I wonder how? The feelings off. How should I say it, with their standalone power, theyre strong enough to be dungeon traps theres even a water one like the [Water Source]. T-theeese are just magic tools made by a beginner like meee, they absolutely couldnt win against dungeon traps~. That would be like a new adventurer challenging god~ Thats true too. Well, they do have the advantage of being able to be installed on golems Yep, lets have these guys be a new series, the magic tool golems. The goal is golems that can use magic, guess we could call them gargoyles? If its gargoyle, theres already a monster named that~. They really are statues that can use magic though~ Ah, so they exist Then magic golems, nicknamed gargoyles. Nerune, from here on Ill be counting on you to research magic tools and magic in order to have golems that can use magic. Okaaay, understooood~ By the way, gargoyles are 10,000 DP each. And thats just for the stone ones. Bronze-types are double that So expensive. Itd be better making them myself after all. Ill prepare magic stones and tools for your research. Ah, and make you a room too. Itll be a room isted from the dungeon, but Ill put a dummy core there so you can get in and out. Research a room A LABORATORY~!! Nerunes eyes sparkled as she banzaid. Master, thank you sooooo much! Ill do my best~! Ill do it~! Y-yeah. Work hard. By the way, just research magic tools~? Researching stuff like magic skills are no good~? Nn? Hmm, right Ah, then look into how magic skill scrolls can be made with magic formations, thatd be rted too yeah? I understand~! Nerunes Laboratory: focusing on magic formation research~! Ill study~! Yeah, I look forward to your results. Nerune really is excitable when ites to things about magic. For her to be that happy about aboratory, I guess apprentice witches love studying magic after all Ah, sorry master. For study materials, Id love some magic skill scrolls~. And~, and and~, only if you could, an assistant is that no good~? Scrolls should probably be as expected for research costs. Lets prepare a few low ss ones like [Fireball] and [Light]. And an assistant, huh. Hmm a goblin probably wouldnt work. I wonder what would be a good pick, maybe another apprentice witch like Nerune? I prefer keeping with going for diversity than getting more of the same monsters. Should it be another kind then? Then lets go with giving the next monster Rokuko gets from the gacha as your assistant. Yes~! Thank you~! Go, gargoyle~! Yay yaya, ooooh! Nerune was getting pretty psyched up. Right, Nerune was happy when she heard about aboratory, so shell definitely like a white robe. I looked for the outfit and bought it for 30 DP. Nerune, take this. Its a researchers outfit. It can be worn on top of your clothes. White clothes~? That doesnt feel very witch-y Oh? Shes disappointed now, dang it. It suits Nerune well though. So well that I want to massage her feet. No, I wont actually do it though. Lets at least have Rokuko get a good assistant for her. And so I looked for Rokuko. I found her immediately after looking at the map, though. She just finished spinning the gacha in the master room. I said she could spin it once for each time the saintess died, so it looks like the saintess got killed by Rin again. You dont learn huh, saintess. Moreover, a green dot representing an ally appeared next to Rokuko. Looks like she got a monster. I openedmunications with Rokuko, who was in the master room. Oi Rokuko, can you hear me? [Ah, Kehma. I can hear you! I just did the gacha. Todays spin was a monster!] Yep, thats good. So, what is it? [Mmm, a gargoyle, some kind of statue thing.] The heck kind of amazing luck does this girl have? Footnotes: Word used for master can also mean husband. Return Uses shishou here, closer to a mix of both master and teacher Chapter 128 The Saintess 6 The gargoyle wound up bing an assistant, despite being research towards making the aforementioned gargoyle. If anything, its more of a super valuable sample than an assistant. I dont understand masters nerves~ [1] Im not at fault here, its because of Rokukos bad luck no, good luck. By the way, the gargoyle is a stone demon statue with wings on its back. I wondered if it could fly, but they seem to only be for show. Dont they get in the way? The gargoyle doesnt appear to talk either. It also seems to be the type that indifferently follows orders, like golems The joints are fully connected like statues normally have, but they can still bend somehow. Even looking at it, its mysterious. It feels like ordinary stone when I touch it, the same as the raw materials I use for [Create Golem] Well, researching progresses faster when its actually getting done. I set theboratory up in the dungeon for now, so research magic tools as much as you want. Thank you so much~ Wearing the white doctor robe, Nerune answered energetically. For some reason, she looked happy even with the robe on. There was some DP left over this time, so I also wound up making a room to use for moving around with the dummy core. It was a pointless expense, but well, the dummy core was 5000 DP and the two rooms were 400 DP total, adding up to 5400 DP. Now that we have the saintess and Rins ie, thats somewhere around two or three days ie. I mean, that saintess is spending twenty-five gold per day to stay in the suite. Thats enough to be 25000 DP just by converting it into DP. Because of this and that, the saintess has already been here for around half a month and has be a terrific earner. Our storage is practically overflowing with gold coins. Itll probably be alright even if we wound up using some as DP. Rather, setting aside her inn fees, isnt that saintess going to go bankrupt here soon with her gambling habits? Itll be great when she heads back to where she came from. What was its name, the Holy Kingdom? The room is set up just above the core room Theyre arranged vertically, but are treated as the same floor. If an intruder enters this room, theyd need to do something unexpected like destroying the core rooms ceiling to get here. People that would do something like that without a hint for it dont exist. Ill also help out with the studying. Theres [Create Golem] too after all. Oooh, with Goshujin-samas [Create Golem] you could make golems that already have grooves on them~. That way I only need to melt magic stones on them~ Reproducing those difficult shapes sounds like itd be hard. Also, dont you have to inscribe things onto the magic stone itself too? So much work Yep, just practice making water magic tools for now. Ill prepare a lot of magic stones. Using the options for the type of magic stone I want from the catalog, its easy to choose what kind of attribute the magic stonese with. Its a bitte to say it, but DP really is convenient. * The saintess returned after being eaten by the ck wolf in the dungeon on that day as well. she wasnt feeling particrly off put though. The reason why? The inns suite was just toofortable, rather, she practically wanted to stay in the inn forever. Furthermore, the inn had a game room that often held something called rat races. Something else that was just as unbelievable was its meals, as well as its hot spring. The inn was simply too wonderful. Winning a small amount from the rat race that had just been held, the saintess was cheery. She continued, squandering her earnings by betting it all on the proceeding race. Fuu, all things considered, this bedding is simply wonderful. Id like it for my house as well. Drinking orange juice shed ordered through the room service, she flopped down onto the futon. It only cost a single silver. Oranges were easily obtainable in Pavuera. However, it wasntprised simply of the fruits juice, but with a generous amount of sugar, a luxury good. Given that, she agreed to its price. Furthermore, the fee was subtracted from the gold coin the saintess attendant had paid with beforehand. Hmm, this Vige Chief-san is obstinate, even though he has shown me so much hospitality ah, did Cent pay the fees? Currently, the saintess had only been thinking about ways to somehow deal with that threatening ck wolf monster and repay his hospitality. Even though she was paying money, she was receiving supplied from the viges precious winter supplies. It might appear as though the saintess wasnt doing anything, but she was steadily memorizing the ck wolfs movements. After three days, she had gotten to the point that she was able to dodge its first attack. She was able to attack three times. If she could invoke the unique magical skill she had as a saintess by gaining more time, itd be her win. The monster was probably of the dark attribute. For the saintess, it was a very advantageous attribute for her. However, the difference in the basic capabilities was so overwhelming that it was a trifling thing for it to kill her. She needed to gain more time somehow. Following a knock at her door, she heard her attendants voice. Alka-sama, do you have time? Nne in. Excuse me. Cent opened the door and came in. ( Incidentally, what has this attendant been spending his time doing sinceing here? Whano way, has he been at the rat race, ying this entire time!?) Thinking up to there, the saintess abandoned the idea. Such a serious attendant wouldnt do something like that, surely. So, what business do you have, Cent? I am anxious about our remaining funds. It was the races after all!? ? What do you mean? Nothing. However, if it is about not having enough funds, it is necessary for us to ask the country for additional funding. I will write a letter, make certain to send it immediately. Yes, thank you. Concerning the letter, itd likely be delivered within a few days if they put out amission for it through the adventurer guild. However, it wouldnt be certain whether or not themission would bepleted. To be certain, she would put out multiplemissions. Now then, for the letters contents ah, yes. Along with noting Vige Chief-sans hospitality, lets write that I still havent received the dungeon cores destruction rights. If I go through the story from the start, I should say that Vige Chief-san said he would hand it over after gaining the empires permission. I see, in that case, we can trante that as Vige Chief-dono wanting to hand us the dungeon cores destruction rights, but cant as they are handled by the empire. That should work well. The saintess epted her attendants suggestion, including her remarks about Kehmas reception, and turned to speak to him. He is a very serious and good person, but hisck of flexibility could be called his only fault. It is a good thing that we can trust his diligence, though. He would be a good vassal. If he could be formally scouted and brought to the Holy Kingdom Ill include that as well If I write five, at least one should make it. The five letters written, all with the same content, she handed them to her attendant. However, she was running out of funds that she should have prepared more than enough of. Just where was it disappearing? Shed somehow manage. Should I economize a little until the additional funds arrive? It might also be a good idea to bring out some of those iron golems that Ive been leaving behind. Would those help for meal fees? Yes. I am deeply sorry for allowing it to reach the point of troubling you. Its fine, itll be between you and I. Then again, they had enough funds to stay through the winter by just switching the saintess room from the suite to the standard room type, but there was no such proposaling from her attendant. For the saintess that was doing such painful work by dying and returning, the attendant simply hoped to ease her mind even a little. He couldnt propose such a thing, nor did he wish to. Once the saintess had made certain that her attendant had left with the letters, sheid back down against the soft bedding, resting. Feeling her body sink into it, gently being enveloped, she I still want this bed fell asleep, murmuring. Footnotes: I dont understand what youre saying, Nerune~ ޥ`U֤ޤ` Chapter 129 Fundraising Countermeasures The saintess had written a letter. What should I do? When I took a peek, it looked like the contents were saying that I would hand them the dungeon cores destruction rights, along with requesting financial support, but thinking about just how much DP and funds she was getting us, I cant say that its much of a bad thing. However, itd be a seriously bad thing if the Holy Kingdom started watching me. A dungeon that gains attention from the Holy Kingdom, whose doctrine says to smash dungeons itll have a lowered lifespan. Literally. Because of that, I called Rokuko to make some countermeasures. Kehma, peeping into a room with a girl staying in it, is that sort of thing your hobby? She was looking at me with considerably cold eyes though. Vexing. Its enemy inspection, you know? Yep, its because shes an enemy. Its not like I wanted to obverse her well-shaped legs and shoeless, defenseless feet or anything. If I really wanted to, I could indulge in Meat or Ichikas, so its not like Im starving. So, a n for what? To not let them get funds? Good guess, Rokuko. Thats right. Wait no way, are you an impostor? No, Id obviously know that the question is how we can stop them from getting the money. Rece the letters? Or maybe we stop their delivery? Are you alright? Are you feeling sick!? Rokuko was being unusually bright. I ced the back of my hand against her forehead to make sure whether she was feverish or not. Hey, Im not sick! Dont look down on me so much! You were a little hot Its in your head! That so? Its fine then. I was worried because youd suddenly turned smart. Im happy you were concerned though. Fufun, you could praise me more though you know? Alright, shes back to Rokuko now. So, what will you do? Outside of the dungeon, itd be hard stopping the adventurers deliveries after they took themission. Right, we could take them when they are given to the adventurer guild. Giving the guild liability issues sound like itd be troublesome in various ways. Even if we reced them, the letters are sealed with wax stamps When she put the letters into their envelopes, the saintess stamped them with her seal. Itd be obvious that they were tampered with. For that, wouldnt it be fine if Kehmas magic fixed the seal? You could just break the seal then mend it after right? Ah, but if there is a magical effect on the sealing wax you cant show your technique, well need another one as well wont we? Oi Rokuko. What? Did you rekindle your love? You are you the real Rokuko? I am though!? So rude, even I think so! Got it, well then show me your foot and Ill confirm it. You can confirm it with that!? Well, I dont really know why you need my foot though H-here. Taking off one of her stockings, Rokuko exposed her foot Fuuu. I took my time validating it, but shes the real one. In truth, Rokukos feet dont have any beauty marks at all, but I know shes her. To be urate, I confirmed it by looking at the menus map function. Well, Id be in trouble if she were an imitator though. Did she eat something that appeared from the gacha, like a fruit of wisdom or something? No doubting it, youre the real Rokuko. Thats what Ive been saying so, does Kehma have a n? Yeah, I do. Ill put in aint. My n was exceedingly simple. We would also write five letters, mailing them to the same address as the saintess. Because theyd be the same address, adventurers taking themission for hers would naturally take ours as well for the profits. The guild might even rmend people to ept them as a pair. This way we wont have to obstruct the saintess letters at all. If it turns into a situation where none of the saintess letters arrive, neither will ourints, but in that case theres no problem at all. Heeh, Kehmas n is different after all. But who would read a letter from a figurehead vige chief whose vige doesnt even have a name? Thats the only hole in it. And so, Rokuko, you will do it. Me? Youre Haku-sans younger sister. That is, the younger sister of Haku Raverio, the empires ancestor. Oh, I can borrow Haku Ane-samas influence huh! Particrly since this is Haku-sans favorite ce. Thered probably be no problem using her name for this Rather, Haku-sans younger sister might be a more influential title than untactful saintess. And because of that, using Rokukos name, we prepared five letters to match the saintess. Its contents: [We are troubled by the saintess wolfish devouring of our winter rations, paying no heed to the costs. We are selling things to her because it is business, but there is a limit to such things. Could you please tell it to her indirectly, as her country?] It was a petition, one written somewhat grandly. Well seal it with wax and stamp it with the imperial seal. In truth, its something Haku-san gave us for when Rokuko write [Request] letters to her. Though were using it to directlymunicate with Haku-san through writing letters borrowing something used to talk directly with Haku-san is very scary. Then again, even if well be borrowing this empires seal, I get the feeling itd be fine since Haku-san said, This seal is for Rokuko to use however she wants. If we send Haku-san a thank-you note from Rokuko afterwards, shell definitely be happy. Definitely. Yep. Shed definitely take advantage of it if I show weakness here, so Ill end it with a one-sided thanks. Looks like the letters were finished being written while I was thinking that, all five arepleted. Theyre perfect. Writing five letters with the same things in them is tiring though. Good work. Well, these will do something about the saintess letters Ill hurry out to make sure they are epted with hers. Un, please. The attendant had just left the guild, leaving the saintess letters with it. I hurried to the guild, carrying the letters that Rokuko wrote. Themission easily went through the guilds Receptionist-san, who requested the fee for the five letters along with delivering them to another country, the fee was a little pricey due to getting the option for me wanting them to be taken along with anothermissions, five silver coins in all. Five silver doesnt feel like much of an expenditure at this point, huh. After that, themission chart was affixed to the bulletin board. It was ced nearby the one for the saintess letters, a bit above it to be exact. Like this, theyll probably be taken together. Also, the task of getting to where the saintess letters were being kept in the guild would have been a failure They were put away in the guilds safe, so I wasnt able to retrieve them. Rather, theres a restriction making it so that I cant collect other peoples things whenever I want huh Well, if I were able to, Id be able to go with the savage strategy of just doing something like taking a warriors armor and weapon midbat. Preparing letters ourselves was the right call. Fufufu, Kehmas n was correct as expected! Y-yeah. I wasnt able to use her n of tampering with the letters though Rokuko seemed happy for some reason? But even so, out of money huh. How much longer will the saintess fundsst? Maybe itd be better to make a move in exploiting her. Chapter 130 A Cook I had the silky, Kinue-san, learn the [Cooking] skill that Rokuko got from gacha. As for the results You became good at cooking? Also, the time it takes to cook has be instant Rtively. From what Kunue-san said, along withpensating for her cooking, it also seems to stop time for everything other than her cooking while she is cooking. So the person herself will be properly cooking, but everything around her would see it as immediate. It also doesnt appear to work for anything other than cooking. Even while boiling? Yes, I cant do anything else. I cannot do something like room cleaning while it is boiling. But if its something like putting away cooking utensils, I can do that. Thats harsh. But really, space-time magic thats limited by cooking? First off, lets prepare some ingredients and see what its like. I took out a recipe and some ingredients with DP. Shell make strawberry shortcake. I invited Ichika and Meat over to act as food samplers. I didnt call her, but Rokuko came too. Its a skill I got you know? Wouldnt I always want to see it? Well, you wouldvee anyway even if there wast a reason. Rather, invite me properly! Wouldnt I feel like I was being excluded? Rokuko sulked. Lets call her over as well next time. Ill make it, then. First is the preparations and done. I am finished. Fast! That wasnt even ten seconds!? There was a beautiful strawberry shortcake in front of us. However, it wasnt that the cake had simply appeared all on its own. There were traces that the oven made from phoenix eggshell fragments was used as well. It was sliced up immediately. White cream and yellow fluff, with a beautifulyer of red strawberries on top. Looks delicious. It really was an instant. Its more amazing than I thought. Yknow, Goshujin-sama, could ya give Kinue-san to me? To Ichika? Hahaha, of course not. Tch, unfortunate~ By the way, as far as the inn is concerned, it was decided that Rei, Kinue-san, and Nerune had all threee to be Rokukos subordinates. They were treated as my juniors. Ichika was my senior in the respect that she hade to the dungeon before me, but Ichika is my ve. Theres no way I could do something like giving my junior to a ve. From my point of view, an hour has passed since I began preparations. I think not being able to do anything but cooking would be hard for ordinary humans? I am alright with it because I am a housework fairy, though. Thats a considerably severe limitation. Itd probably be a godly skill for people that love cooking. I should say its the ideal skill for a cook huh? They could spend however much time they want on cooking. Its a good thing I didnt use it myself. Itd be different if I could have used it on sleeping though. Kehma, this is amazingly delicious! Its so sweet, like its melting, nom nom Rokuko and Meat had immediately filled their mouths with cake. A great way to eat. Ill eat some too. Thinking that, I looked for the cake huh, theres none? Ah, sorry. This is thest piece. Right then, Rokuko was stabbing the final piece of cake with her fork. Oi, seriously? You guys really eat fast. I wanted to eat too Theres no helping it, then. Here. Rokuko came at me, aiming the fork-pierced piece of cake at me. Everyones lines of sight assembled towards me. This, is is that? The Aaah encounter? Hey, open your mouth. No, hand over the fork. If you dont open your mouth, Ill eat it! What kind of threat is that? But I want to eat cake Kuh. As expected, Rokukos gotten smart. I wonder if something happened like her leveling up? I got it, now that itse to this I have to use myst resort Un, now, submissively be thrusted. [1] But I refuse! Rokoku, dont think things will just easily go your way! I turned my back to Rokuko and spoke to Kinue-san. Kinue-san, please do it again. Yes, Ill do it n done. A second cake finished in an instant. Yep, seeing it a second time, that [Cooking] skill really is amazing. Meat, Ichika, we need to eat that one too! Help me! Itadakimasu! [2] Its bad for Goshujin-sama, but its Rokuko-samas order~. It cant be helped~! All three of them attacked the new shortcake. However, I simply allowed them to do it. As for why Ill take the remaining ones, then. Fueh!? Rokukos cheeks were filled with shortcake. There were three other whole shortcakes The answer why is simple. I ordered her to make four with my fingers. Our oven can easily cook four at a time after all. As expected, they werent able to eat four more. I also couldnt eat too much, so I wound up putting them in [Storage]. One will be a present to Rei and Nerune, who arent here. I immediately isted a piece with my fork. Though it was true that the ingredients bought with DP were superior, Kinue-sans skill in cooking was also really good. I missed this vor, its like the cakes I had eaten beforeing to this other world. Delicious. It wouldnt even be outdone by the cakes sold in Japanese shops. I am honored to receive your praise, master. Kinue-san bloomed with a smile. Gu, f-fine Kehma! But remember, this [Cooking] skill is something I got, in other words its my achievement! Nom nom nom Ha~n, I ate somethin good, happiness. High ss with plenty of sugar, too amazin Yeah, cake is a sugary luxury, huh. Lets sell some to the saintess. I wonder what cost would be good? About ten gold for a piece? Looking outside as I thought about it, it was snowing. Winter, huh. Ah,e to think of it, what did the viges name wind up being? Ooi Gozoh. You sure you want to leave it as Gozoh+Roppus Love Love Vige~? Footnotes: This just lmao. This one is Meat. Chapter 131 The Viges Name and the Saintess Time Limit As work for winter, I decided to help out with Gozohs iron golem hunting. It was a scary ce since theres a demon thats be a threat, but the guilds purchasing price is at a premium because of it. Well, its fine since theres something I want to hear. In the middle of helping defeat iron golems, I asked Gozoh something. By the way, what happened with the viges name, Gozoh? Huh? Ah, sorry. I-I said Id think about it, but I didnt. This guy forgot. I see. Is it because Im a figurehead vige chief? Thats cruel. Aah, on that subject, you were a figurehead? Right right, Gozoh+Roppus Love Love Vige huh. Man, sounds like a great name~ H-hey, no! I definitely. thought about the name. Golen! You just happened to see a golem just now, oi. But Golen Vige huh. Well, its not bad. The feeling it has from making a pun on [Golem] that represents our dungeon and inn is good Is golem spoken as golem in this other worldsnguage too? The skill name is [Create Golem], so the possibility should be high. Is there any meaning? Its close to being a vige of golems. It does fit, well, thats good I guess. Eh!? Y-you seriously arent going to give it more thought!? Nah, its a wonderful name that Gozoh thought about for a long time, I shouldnt need to think about it on top of that Lets gather the vigers into the bar and make it a grand announcement. Well have you announce the names meaning to everyone. Sorry! I thought it up just now, forgive me! Hahaha, thought so. Hahaha. Gozoh and Iughed with each other. But I did decide on Golen. It leaves a good impression. Seriously Like that, the no-named vige became Golen Vige. Its a much better name than Gozoh+Roppus Love Love Vige. So its been snowing now, is our winter storage doing alright? Yeah, were alright on that front. Rather, thanks to you letting the viges people use your inns onsen free of charge, we dont need many magic stones to use as fuel or for heating magic tools. We have lots left. Theres even a lot of extra old flour in the warehouse. The tastes a bit worse for wear, but theres nothing wrong with at all. I mean, with having Sias and Pavueras markets go through us, it looks like the merchants are nning on using this vige as a way station even through this winter. In other words, our supplies are perfect. Even if in the rare chance that we run out, we can import. I wonder if he used the hundred gold I gave him to set that up? Theyll be using the caves toll system, so then well be getting a wee ie even without doing anything. Is this the thrill of investment? Ah, did he say that hed give more gold back if it went well? Gozoh merchants are amazing. Really. But youre also a big shot, being able to take out such a huge amount like its nothing. I havent been able to think of a hundred gold coins as being much money recently after seeing the saintess practically shed it though If hes able to get extra gold back, maybe Ill try investing two hundred into him next time? * Several dayster. A response letter appeared to have arrived from the Holy Kingdom. Its contents an order for her to return. [ Return? I havent done anything yet though!?] [It says something about taking responsibility not gently, either.] [Responsibility? For what?] It also looks like the letter Rokuko wrote arrived safely as well. One addressed to Rokuko had also arrived. Its contents: [We do not intend to wage war, that would be undesirable and is not something we wish to happen. The saintess had done that without permission. Please give our regards to the emperor.] With that as an excuse: [The saintess will return home.] Its great they didnt suddenly say something like theyd go to war with us. I cant take responsibility for that. [I dont understand. To summon us back as fast as possible it seems they wont be providing additional funding.] [Guh, I should have been more sparing with the cake then! But I couldnt resist the temptation! I was told there were only eight slices left of that luxurious thing, I dont regret it at all!] Yep, it was that cake. Once she had one, she had to purchase all eight of the slices at ten gold each for a total of eighty gold for the whole cake. She didnt hesitate even though shes running out of money; sweets are incredible. Using fresh eggs and ample amounts of sugar with a generous amount of rich milk and superior wheat flower, it was a luxuriously made cake. Moreover, it also made use of the [Cooking] skills correction. Being able to eat it in such a small mountain vige, it was probably still cheap at ten gold a slice. The saintess put it in her [Storage] after buying it, so it wont go bad either. In addition, even though we can make as many cakes for as much ingredients we have, there werent any others made so it wasnt a lie saying that was thest one. [ording to the letter, three more days should be our limit even after pushing it] [In that case, there is no choice but for me to capture the dungeon, is there? I feel sorry to Vige Chief-sama, but it should be alright to get approval for it after the act. So that I may repay Vige Chief-samas kindness for providing me with these valuable goods, its time for me to take this seriously!] Oi, the heck are you saying, Its fine to get it afterwards? Unfortunately, looks like well also have to get serious. I decided to leave watching the saintess to Rokuko and went to talk to Rin. Rin wasying down in a snugly warm room. Ooi, Rin. You awake? Mind talking for a bit? [Nn? Im awake. What, Kehma?] Its like this I told Rin that the troublesome saintess would being for around three more days. And that it would be great if Rin could keep doing its best defending. Im counting on you then, Rin. [Nn] Saying that, Rin plopped back down. I couldnt feel its motivation, but maybe thats just it being in hibernation mode or something? Hibernation man, I want to hibernate too. If possible, Id love to sleep through spring, summer, and fall as well. Chapter 132 The Saintess Serious Mode After asking Rin for the favor, I returned to the master room. On foot. Rokuko isnt in the core room right now. Shes still monitoring the saintess in her room in the inn. Without Rokuko to bring me into it, theres no choice for me but to walk there. Its a bit inconvenient I kind of want a master room retrieval worker. Still, I wonder what she means by getting serious? Itd take no time at all getting back if I exited the inns dummy core via the master room after entering the dungeon core from the core room, but I took a moment to think in the master room. Using this and that, this room is kept at a good temperature, itsfort isnt bad at all. Thinking about it, its better than the futon in my room. From the fighting Ive seen so far, I cant think that the saintess would ever win against Rin in closebat. Shes only able to avoid three or four attacks at the most. I dont think itd be any easier for her even if she used magic. Rumble. Just then, there was an earthquake. Nnn? Magnitude 2, maybe 3? Yep, isnt that surprising eh, wait a sec. Wasnt the master room in a different dimension? Why is it shaking? Around the time I tilted my head in thought, Rokuko stampeded into the master room. Kehma! Hey, its bad! Whats wrong? An earthquake around that strong isnt really worth getting worked up about. Earthquake? What are you talking about!? The saintess attack, her attack! Huh? Whatre you saying, theres no way her attack on Rin would cause something like an earthquake, right? is what I thought while checking the map, but it does look like Rins still fine. The saintess is still in front of the dungeon in the first ce. Her attendant was also with her, shouldering the simple altar that looked like a rucksack. The attendant bowed to the saintess before heading back to the hotel. The saintess headed into the dungeon. What is it? Look here. Rokuko opened the menu and showed me something. It looks to be of the saintess from a bit ago. Its showing the saintess offering a prayer to the altar. Muttering something, she was praying so intensely that she was sweating. I tried turning up the audio. [Death to dungeons, death to dungeons, break the cores, break the cores. Light Gods enemies are here. Oh Light Gods divine protection, ce the power of the seal here now. Death to dungeons, death to dungeons] What a scary child. And yet the saintess was shining white. The normally invisible magical power was actually illuminating the room, the density was just that high rather, the heck is this? Thats the first time Ive heard such a long incantation do you know what kind of magic it is? Ah, so that was an incantation? What a horrible one, oi. Then, I heard the incantations key word spoken. [Following the gods agreement, for three days, seal this dungeon[Treaty].] The magical power that had been gathering around the saintess sted out towards the dungeon. Looks like thats what caused the earthquake. Still, the vige didnt shake at all. Rokuko and all of the dungeon monsters seem to have felt the quake though. As humans, neither Meat nor Ichika appear to have felt it though so Im also a monster? Huh. The recording ended there. Seal the dungeon? The heck kind of thing is that Seal? , look, Kehma! The DP catalog! Eh? When I opened the menu to check out the DP catalog with red seals across the board, they said [Use Disabled: 71 Hours Remaining]. Sealing DP functions thats a thing? Installing rooms and traps, as well as summoning monsters. Theyre all sealed. The only thing we can do is restore traps and damaged walls. The gachas sealed too cant sell weapons and armor either. Ah, it looks like we can still get daily necessities, sweet bun kinds of items and treasure items like jewels. I dont really understand, but she said something about a [Gods Agreement] at the end of the incantation. So there was a thing like that? This really is a dungeon seal, huh. Not being able to set up new traps and rooms meant that the dungeons growth and change would halt. It makes things like augmenting passages and simr stuff impossible. Moreover, thinking about the fighting strength side of things, you wouldnt be able to summon monsters or reinforce them with arms. It means that youd only be able to watch. That is, normally. O-oooh really!? Though we can still manage since we have [Create Golem], ordinary dungeons probably wouldnt have any hands or legs to use. R-right! Good job Kehma! Now, repel that saintess! Yeah. Guess Ill do my best making golems? Still, speaking of dungeon monsters what about Rin, whos just a free-loader at our dungeon? Well, even if it was affected, itd probably just have felt the quake, so its all good. I headed to Nerunesboratory, which was researching magic gole err, gargoyles. * Nerune was working together with Gar-kun, her gargoyle assistant, engraving magical formations into golem-made y boards. Taking a look, it seems to be a magic formation that emits fire like a lighter. Its pretty small, about three centimeters in diameter. There were eight arranged in a circr pattern. Ah, master. What do you think? I got the idea from that cake the other day, I tried making it able to heat things efficiently by arranging the eight magic formations into a circle~ Looks like a portable stove. By the way, hows the magic formation research going? Yeah~, right now Im using a scale where I can make several magic formations with a single magic stone, so Im practicing drawing tiny magic formations~. Its a lot easier writing on these y boards I got from Goshujin-sama, so I can make them really small~ [1] It really is extremely detailed. I seriously want a magnifying ss Nn? You can miniaturize it if you can draw those borate grooves I mean, if you can engrave them? Yes, itll be apleted magic formation once a magic stone is melted into the grooves. But my eyes and dexterity isnt enough going any smaller I took out the DP catalog Yep, I cant use any of it after all. Still though, magnifying sses fall under the category of daily necessities so I was able to exchange for it without any problems. This is!? What is is, eh, everythings so big~!? There arent lens or sses in this world? Lens? sses~? There are~, theye with gods vanguard when theyre summoned, equipped items that correct vision right~? Ah, so thats how they got here? So there wouldnt be any convex lens if there was never a farsighted hero, huh. Come to think of it, I head that things below crystal balls when you use them lookrge~ Yeah, thats also a convex lens. Well, itd be hard to engrave formations using a ball-shape though. Now then, this solves her sight problem. Next is dexterity huh lets think about thatter. That aside, this should work Nerune, how many magic formations can you make by yourself per day? U-ummm in one day, ten in my limit, I think. Im not confident in urately engraving any more than that~ The only problem is that you cant engrave the magic formations? Only problem? Thats the most important part you know~. After that is asionally dissolving magic stones~. If not for engraving, one or two hundred in a days no different, as long as theres magic stones its alright you know~? Thats the most important part. Magic stones are treasure-type items, so I can buy them with DP. Well then, wanna do it? Two hundred a day. When I said that, Nerune just looked at me with wide eyes. I just came up with a way to mass produce magic formations. Itd be embarrassing if it failed after going this far though. I have to answer the saintess seriousness with my own. Footnotes: She calls him Goshujin-sama here. Author mistake? Or perhaps a verbal slip? She normally says Masuta- Chapter 133 First off, lets engrave a single magic formation into a y board. Then, pressing iron made soft by way of using [Create Golem] on itto be more urate, by operating it so that it would urately fill the groovesIpleted a magic formation temte. Following that with another one softened by [Create Golem], I went to make a [Prototype]. There was a magic formations grooves left behind when I separated the temte from the [Prototype]. After that, I just normally melted a magic stone onto it toplete the formation. Aaand it works. Uwaaah~ It actually worked when the magic stone finished filling it. Im saved. Seeing the magic formation bepleted, Nerune was surprised. There was a method like that amazing~, how many could we make like this~? Right? One or two hundred easily. To put it simply, its a stamp eh, I guess its more like a printing press? Its size makes it so that I could mass produce however many I want. But master, no one but you can do this~ Nn? Thats not true. Its troublesome making the molds, but so long as you have the mold you could do it with things like y. Youd only need to bake the y to improve its longevity too as for it being weak to impacts, well, theres a lot of y Right. Ill make a [Mold to make molds] to produce y molds. You can use the iron magic formation to mass produce y molds, so if the y molds break get it? When I said that, Nerune solidified for a bit. She was probably thinking if that was actually possible in her head. Rather, theres even stuff like sealing letters with stamped wax, so I dont think it should be strange for someone to have an idea like this. Maybe people kept it a secret to enhance the value of magic tools? Thats definitely a possibility. Master, thats I can do that right~!? This is a revolution you know~!? While were on the topic, why notbine the idea with making different letters and symbols into stamps? No way~!? My masters calmly using his ideas to repaint history~!? Please wait, Ill take notes~!! Nerune noisily pulled out a notepad and took notes. You dont need to panic so much Well, with this, gargoyle mass productions looking closer than ever. Then again, Rin is going to be defending us, so its only in the one in a thousand chance but that saintess serious mode might be enough to defeat Rin. I cant seem to get that seal thing out of my head and havent felt like sleeping. Thats why I thought itd be a good idea to kill time and look into mass producing gargoyles. Its a rare asion, so I decided to seriously try doing it together with Nerune. * The first day that the saintess was taking it seriously. It was the first day, but she wanted to settle it that day. Smoothly making her way through the dungeon, she moved to just before the room that the ck wolf resided in. She was familiar to the area. Moreover, due to the effects of [Treaty] she had invoked through ceremony, the dungeon was weakened. She was able to advance all the more easily, she felt. Weakened dungeons wouldnt have things like an increased number of new traps or new rooms. It was limited in that there was a three day time limit, but even so it was very useful for capturing dungeons. In particr, the weakening would also cause boss monsters to be unable to revive. The ck wolf was likely a boss monster for this dungeon, so it shouldnt be an exception to the rule. So she only needed to beat it once. So long as she could kill it, even if she died as well, it would be alright. She now only had to watch out for traps and look for the dungeon core. Perhaps, she was certain the ck wolf was a dungeon boss simply judging by its strength. With dungeons whose deepest floors hadnt been captured, dungeon bosses would asionally make their way up and appear on higher floors. It would happen from time to time. The stronger and more warlike the dungeon boss, the more likely it would happen. Seeing as how the ck wolf preemptively attacked the moment itid eyes on intruders, that was almost certainly the case. p! She fired herself up by pping her cheeks. She then began to circte her magical power as began to enter the room. While continuing to mumble an incantation, she first looked looked inside. The ck wolf turned its attention towards the entrance the saintess clicked her tongue in her mind. (As expected, it can notice even whispers?) She entered the room immediately before the incantationpletely. The ck wolf dashed towards her in response. Despite its tail wagging adorably, it bared its fangs as it opened itsrge mouth, brimming with the desire to eat. [Rooooar!] The wolf bellowed. However, something to this extent wasnt enough to cause the saintess to cower. She knew that if she froze now, she would die. She pulled away from the first attack, dodging it. With a snap, the wolfs fangs stabbed through the ce she had just been She continued the incantation, not stopping. Seeing the base of its left leg twitch, the saintess dropped into a crouch. Immediately after, its right foreleg swept towards her from side. The wolfs paw sliced through the air just above her head, so fast that the air rang. It would have been dangerous if she hadnt dropped even a fraction of an inch lower. A few strands of hair fluttered through the air, the attack barely grazing the top of her head. A cold shiver ran its way down her spine. A cold sweat worked its way down her forehead, but she knew from experience that it still wasnt over. The ck wolf would soon rush towards her, forcefully bringing its right foreleg down to copse on her. Despite its reckless attacks and sessive attacks, it was still adorable. The saintess used the momentum of dropping into her crouch to roll towards the left, avoiding it. Just then, she finallypleted her incantation. Conveniently, the ck wolfs nk was right in front of her. Thrusting her right hand forward, she shouted. [Ray of Judgement]!! The instant she spoke thest piece of her incantation, a sh of light surged forth from her. After barely a moments dy, the ck wolfs body was prated by the beam. Passing entirely through its body, it rammed into the ceiling, leaving a crater-like mark behind. Their fight was decided. The saintess grinned. But the ck wolf did not fall. The saintess vision flickered as her consciousness dimmed. By draining her magical power dry, she cked out. By the time she came to, she was already back at the inn,ying in a futon. She was the simple altar. Alka-sama, are you awake? Yeah. (What happened?) The saintess tried to think about it, despite theintsing from her head after just having returned from death. The light-attributed emperor ss magic: [Ray of Judgement]. Greater than upper and top ss magic, it was an offensive magic that could wipe out an army with a single attack, something that could be called a tactical ss magic. A blow of justice that would smash evil to bits. It couldnt not be effective against the ck wolf that was obviously a wicked existence in truth, it had been able to open arge hole on the wolfs body. It was arge hole, enough to see through to the other size. It was aboutrge enough of a hole that a child might be able to go through it. However, despite such arge hole being opened on its body, the wolf still snapped through her. It bit off the arm she was holding out, followed by her head. She was only vaguely able to remember it, but that was how she had died this time. Did you use [Ray of Judgement]? Yes, it drained my magical power. Emperor ss magics consumption is as intense as ever. (I used one of my trump cards, but I was still eaten?) The saintess sighed. .. However, I opened such arge hole in it, it should be dead about now! This match is my win. In the end, as she was able to continue on no matter how many times she died, she would win in due time. She thought that she might not have been able to gain victory this time due to her pressing time constraintsbut she won. She decided to report themissionspletion to the adventurer guild after confirming its corpse. With that, one of the reasons she hade to this dungeon would be aplished. The saintess sighed, contended. Chapter 134 The Saintess Serious Mode 3 [I was a little, surprised.] I thought you were done in there as well! Rin was safe. I thought it mightve been a big loss for arge hole to have been opened on its body, but it appears that Rin [Opened the hole itself]. As expected of a slime, its even able to do emergency evasion methods like that huh. Though thanks to that, we have a huge hole in the rooms ceiling now. [When she, held out that hand, I got a bad, feeling.] As expected of Rin. You got my respect, boss. [Kukuku, I am, strong, after all.] You could say that again. Still, that saintess is also something. She somehow evaded Rins attacks while chanting, managing to let off that cannon-like magic at close range. I dont think Id be able to do that even if I knew Id be fine dying. [Im a bit, hungry. Kehma, mind getting, eaten?] Nn? Sure, go for it. [Nom. Om nom] Rin quickly gulped down the messenger golem. It feels like its been a while since that happened. Also, it wasnt whether or not Id get eaten, but if I minded it huh. Me getting eaten was already done and decided on huh well, its fine. Yep. Looks like the saintess wont be able to defeat Rin after all. Mine dungeons protector is a wall! [1] I might raise a g if I keep going, so lets stop there. For now, the saintess doesnt look like shes going toe back today, so how about I get back to the gargoyle mass production stuff? The main thing Im working on right now is fire arm gargoyles that have thirty fire magic formations engraved onto their arms. Ive made ten of them so far. Using an iron golem as the base, I hybridized it with y shoulders so that they wouldnt damage themselves with the heat Their iron arms will be super hot because of the fire, so theyll burn stuff when they touch it. Fufufu. I also took the chance and polished them. Itll be awesome if they roared while glowing a hot red. Although it burns through a stupid amount of magic stones. Its to the point that it takes 10 DP worth of magic stones for their arms to be active for an hour. Because Im using practically identical magic formations, they take up 300 DP per. Looks like theyll be able to do various things too. Expand your dreams, gargoyles [2] Huh? But hasnt it be a physical attack rather than a magical attack after all? Hmmm, I could try it out if I summoned a ghost-type monster. Lets give it a shot when the saintess seal expires. * The second day that the saintess was taking it seriously. So that she could confirm the ck wolfs death, the saintess carefully looked into the roomand the ck wolf looked back. The saintess hurriedly took a distance from the room. To put it in a way easier to understand, she ran away. She didnt hesitate at all. She knew firsthand that she would be dead if she dyed her judgement at all. Hah, haah, haah After taking a sufficient distance, the saintess calmed her rough breathing. Impossible, was the wolf immortal? The gaping hole from the day before had closed as well. She thought about things like that. There was nothing she could do but kill it immediately. Maybe it would die if she destroyed its head? Is it an immortal beast? Still, as long as it was a monster that belonged to the dungeon, its healing should be slowed through the effects of [Treaty]. If its a dungeon boss, all the more Just then, the saintess realized that something was off. There was nothing inmon between the demons that appeared in the dungeon and the ck wolf. That was the usual trend for dungeons. For example, fire-attributed, demi-human-type, or beast-type. Right, that way, you could even call a dungeons monsters the dungeon boss subordinates. The monsters that appeared in this dungeonother than the jellies that appeared in cescould be roughly divided into being either goblins or golems. Both kinds of monsters were close to being earth-attributed. The demi-human goblins and the bio-magical golems. Theirmonality was a bit weak, but in a ce like that, there suddenly appeared a dark-attributed beast type. Going with the usual course of events, it wouldnt be odd for the boss monster to be a goblin or a golem. Something with a humanoid shape for example. Its not like the boss monster has to share things inmon with all of the demons, but at the very least, shed never heard of something like a boss that didnt share anything inmon with the other monsters. Dark-attributed. Beast-type. Overwhelming physical strength. Immortal resilience. She couldnt find anything inmon. It was obviously unnatural. Perhaps, no, its its not without precedence, its possible The saintess thought. (Perhaps, is that ck wolf a field monster that has no rtion to the dungeon?) She felt that was the correct answer. ording to the preparatory audit, this dungeon named [Ordinary Cave] originally only had goblins. It went through a transition phase, bing able to also have traps and golems. Moreover, magic swords as well. Considering the course of events, it was a pretty possible thing that it was just a field monster unrted to the dungeon that took up residence here. The original encounter was near the second floor, causing the saintess to be summoned over. She heard from the guilds report that it had destroyed the [Gate of Wisdom]. In other words, wasnt that alone enough proof that it came from outside of the dungeon? Using that conclusion that ck wolf was probably entirely unrted to the dungeon. In that case, [Treaty] wouldnt have any effect on the ck wolf. It was a very worrisome fact, but at the same time, that meant that since it wasnt rted to the dungeon, that also meant it wouldnt revive if shepleted defeated it. Then shed only have to go all the way this time. The saintess made her decision. She began the incantation for [Ray of Judgement]. In exchange for its strength versus wicked existences, this magic had an incredibly lengthy incantation. It was natural as something stronger than the upper ss to be so long, but due to its incantations length, it wasnt suited forbat. Instead, it was often used as a [Warning] of the light god punishing sins. But the saintess held no doubt that it wouldnt be effective against the ck wolf this time. Because this time, she would aim for its head. She looked into the room with the ck wolf in it before the incantationpleted. The ck wolf wasnt there. ( Huh? Its not there?) She wondered. However, she couldnt stop the incantation once it was started. Timidly, she took a step into the room. She thought that it might have hidden itself in a blind spot from the entrance, but that wasnt it perhaps it had moved out of the room? If it was a monster irrelevant to the dungeon, that might have been the case. It would be strange for it to stay in a room that it knew might endanger its life if it stayed. It would only do something like that if it had circumstances as to why it couldnt move, was confident in its ability to win, or was just an idiot. But what should she do? The incantation had alreadypleted. Firing it for no reason would just cause her to copse from running dry on magical power. She didnt have the time to stick around any longer. [Gurururu] She heard the wolfs growl. From behind her. [Ray of Judgement]!! The timing was great. She hadnt had much more time. Turning around to look at the damage the beam did, it coincidentally managed to hit the ck wolfs head. I did it!? The wolfs head burst open. However, the saintess felt a sizzling bloodthirst. Her body lost strength, falling down to the ground in ordance with gravity. The headless wolfs foreleg cut through the air, straight towards the saintess upper body. (Impossiblehow is it moving without a head!?) While her consciousness blurred due to running out of magical power, the saintess saw something unbelievable. A burbling ck mass grew out from the area that its head should have been, producing a new head. Ha, haha what just what are you! [Garoooo!] Snap. The saintess was eaten by its newly-reformed head. With only one day remaining, how could she bring down this ck wolf? The saintess couldnt even begin to guess. Footnotes: He used a special I here, so I used a special I. This has appeared a few times in this series, but I have no idea what its referencing. Should be obvious what its saying though. ڤ Chapter 135 The Saintess Troubles Did it miss? [No, it hit. It was, dangerous. Some of my body, was deleted.] It looks like that light was actually too strong. Rather than Rin being hurt by it, the ces touched by the light were eliminated in an instant. It only felt temporary pain and even though its body was gouged out by the resulting aftermath, the wounds didnt extend to areas beyond that. After that, it simply regenerated itself. Rin wouldnt have been able to do that if it were a wolf demon wait, its a slime, so doesnt it have a core or something? Rin, wheres your core? Looks like its not in your head can it move it to wherever it wants? [So Kehma. Food time.] Want seconds? Its better to eat a lot if youre injured. I can send some normal golems if you want. [Yeah, do that.] I mass-produced golems made with y and sent them to the room that Rin was at. I can have as much excavated as needed even without being able to use DP, so its fine so long as theyre stone and y. The spawn rate of golems appearing from the magic formations I installed in the dungeon also dropped, so I have to keep making more. The golems are working harder too. As for Rin, it kept eating the stream of golems like they were never-ending soba noodles. Even if its a wolf, to be eating soba its not like itd understand the reference though. Yep, never mind. [Fuu, a bit, better.] Good then. One more day, please. [Nn.] Then Rin finally ate the messenger golem that I was operating. What a reliable fellow. If it manages tost one more day, itll be our win. Still though, I get the feeling that the saintess heart shattered in that assault today. Maybe she wonte tomorrow? * The saintess hand was ced on her forehead. She didnt know what to do. Even opening a huge hole in its body didnt work, neither did blowing its head off She wondered whether or not itd somehow work out if she sted its entire body away all at once. But it would be impossible for the ck wolf to allow that to happen. The difference between their strength was just too overwhelming. It was by sheer luck that she managed to hit it thatst time. For now, she decided to head into the onsen. She barely had any time left to stay at the inn. She had no choice but to use the chance to enjoy it as much as she could. She felt sorry that she wasnt able toplete themission or capture the dungeon, but well, she set it aside for now. She wore her bathing clothes and entered the onsen. She felt it was something even better than arge bath. It really was a luxury to her heart. This day, there was one of the inns employees in the onsen. Ichika, the ve that had the Paveuran ent. Ah, Saintess-sama are ya tired? Yes, you knew? Well yeah. Want me to give ya a shoulder massage? No, theres a massage chair in the room. Ichika waded her way through the hot water, approaching the saintess. The saintess and Ichikamonly spent time together in the game room at the rat races, so they spoke to each other a lot. Bibibisin out in todays race. Im gonna make a killin in one go! Hmm, that also sounds like a good idea. Luck, huh? When it came to luck, the saintess felt shed used up all of hers on hitting that ck wolfs head with [Ray of Judgement]. Itd probably all be the same if she bet on the never-winning Bibibi though. Nn? Whatcha worryin about? I can hear ya out if you dont mind me? Yeah, its not something I should talk about. Well, well things get easier if you just talk about them yaknow? Well, itll probably be alright if its Ichika. Then, opening with, Keep it a secret from Vige Chief-sama alright?, she talked to Ichika about her troubles. She left parts out, but she spoke of having to return to her country, the ck wolfs existence, and that she couldnt win because it was so strong. She also talked about how she felt like her attendant had recently been staring at her butt with lewd eyes. Even Attendant-sans a man! Rather, does Saintess-samas doctrine so menre no good? Thats not the problem. If I had to say, I prefer zealous men like Vige Chief-sama. That approach of his, and those presents fufufu, love, I feel love! The presents were things that she had paid to obtain, but it appeared as though whether or not gifts came with tolls was a trivial matter to the saintess. Wait? Thats hopeless yaknow? Un, hopeless. The vige chief already has a partner, thatd be two-timing~? Thats no problem for the doctrine. So long as they have the resources for it, people may have as many partners as they wish. [Birth and spread across thends, ruling everything] that is Light God-samas teachings. I have the resources because I am a saintess, so I could just shelter Vige Chief-samas partners. The Light Gods Decree is amazing!? Yad even shelter them!? Its that natural? I am a saintess after all. The saintess huffed. (The hecks a saintess) Ichika thought. The answer to that was right in front of her, though. W-well, changin topics, that ck wolf huh cant ya just run if ya cant win? Failin themission doesnt mean ya have to die. My reputation would decrease though. Besides, for a saintess to be unable to defeat a dungeon-nesting monster so close to Vige Chief-sama Eh, wait, Saintess-san? Seriously? Youre seriously aimin for the vige chief? Setting aside whether Im aiming for him, I would feel bad not returning his goodwill. Hmm but, ya cant win yeah? The once again saintess ced her hand against her head. Knowin when to give ups also important. Even if you say that And between you and me, Hero-samaes to this dungeon around once a month, so even if Saintess-sama doesnt work hard its alright, yeah? Hero-sama? The empires Hero-sama? Hearing that, the saintess nodded to herself. I see, so even if I cant win that makes me feel a little better. Well, Ill keep trying until the end though. Really~ The saintess troubles eased a little. She felt getting into the onsen was a good idea. Then, If the empires hero tried capturing the dungeon and wound up doing so before her, she felt it might be a good idea introducing him to the uncleared dungeon that remained the the Holy Kingdom. [1] Furthermore, she bet a ton of money on Bibibi in that days rat race. It went magnificently. Footnotes: Could be more than one dungeon. The raw doesnt specify. Chapter 136 The Saintess Observations The saintess steps as she advanced through the dungeon were uneasy. She didnt believe that she could manage to win against the ck wolf. But even so, she wouldnt run away, either. The Holy Kingdom had a saying: [Nothing ventured, nothing gained]. ordingly, the saintess challenged this dungeon with that intention. The saintess, unable to perfectly get over her worries, easily defeated the golems while dragging her feet. Oh? Was there a wall here? No, that definitely shouldnt have been there. Something was off. ording to the [Mapping] skill, there definitely should have been a passage there. Thebyrinths walls should have been fixed in ce through [Treaty]s effects, did the effect already run out somehow? That wasnt it. The power hadnt left into the dungeons surroundings in a recoil as it would when the effects end. It hadnt turned into a situation where it contained none of the power. There was no helping that there was no path, so she took a detour. There were walls in ces that shouldnt have had walls, as well as passages in ces that should have had walls. For some reason, neither [Mapping] nor [Dungeon Trap Detection] worked properly in this dungeon. ( Really now, this is a mysterious dungeon.) And then she arrived at the ck wolfs room. It just wound up happening. She took a decent amount of time being reluctant to go in. Now what do I do? Before she went inside, she stopped moving and decided to think of a strategy. (Should I start the incantation? Or maybe I should spend a little more time on it?) [Oi.] Nn? [Oi, you.] She heard a voice from somewhere was it an adventurers? Had adventurers other than herself made it this far in? She didnt see anyone but she heard a terrifying voiceing from a shadow. Where are you? [Above you.] Told that, she looked up and right there was the ck wolf. It stood with all four legs on the ceiling. Huh? It walked in such a dignified manner that it gave her the illusion she was the one upside-down. No, there was something even more important weighing on her mind. Was it the owner of that voice? No. Her imagination had already connected the two. This ce was an area where no one else was. Above all, the wolfs mouth was moving. [Good job,ing, human.] It wasnt barking, but its manner of speech was clumsy, like it was cutting parts short. There was no doubting that the words wereing from its mouth. Y-you understand human speech? [What, is it something, strange? I can talk in, others, too. Guru ruru gau. See?] I dont understand wolfnguage. [ Really.] Certainly, monsters with high intelligence could understand human speech, some could even talk. For example, dragons were well-known in being able to. It wasnt impossible for a strong wolf to talk using human speech like this. Moreover, the saintess thought of this ck wolfing from outside the dungeon was once again reinforced. It was hard to believe that a monster that only ever stayed in a dungeon would interact with humans enough to learn theirnguage. Besides that, very few humans woulde here. The ck wolf abruptly parted from the ceiling, making a half-turn midair andnding on the ground. Instinctively intensifying her vignce, the saintess took a stance. However, it didnt appear as though it was about to attack. Why were you on the ceiling? [Killing time?] It didnt appear there was any deep meaning behind it. (How in the world did it stick up there?) If it had made a surprise attack from that position, she wouldve died without even making a sound. In other words, it didnt intend to kill the saintess for now, at least. She couldnt figure out what its reason was. Maybe it was merely a whim, just it ying with an enemy that it could kill at any moment. Not much different than a cat ying with a ball of yarn. All of the decisive power were in the ck wolfs paws. Even so, that was good. This was a good opportunity for the saintess to observe the ck wolf. Even if the hero would be the one toe and defeat it in the future, she could contribute by leaving behind information. She had already obtained new information: it could understand human speech. Conversations could be held as wellshe was establishing that right then. Even if it was due to her negligence, she was gaining valuable time and information. So, what do you want? [You are, tasty.] Well, unfortunately, I havent eaten myself before. [In other words, to me, its like, youre giving, food.] The saintess smiled wryly to herself. In the end, this wolf only ever saw her as food. While she was fighting desperately, thinking about actual life and death, thinking that her attacks might do somethingas far as the wolf was concerned, her efforts only wound up being at the level of food resisting adorably and jumping from its te towards its mouth, ready to be eaten. Moreover, she was delicious food that went out of its way to be eaten. The difference between their strength was too great. H-hmph. So, you intend on doing something? [Yeah.] The ck wolfughed. Catching glimpses of the fangs that could easily deprive her life in an instant, the saintess felt a chill creep down her back. [Ill make you, my follower.] Why did it just say? The saintess took almost half a minute before she registered what the wolf just said. Chapter 137 Emergency Huh? An unexpected saintess follower deration. My head nked out for a moment. Rather, it can talk in humannguage? Oi. Which reminds me, what did Rin say when it made me its follower? I think it was something like: [You, give food, to me. Therefore, youre my, follower.] Lets think back on what the saintess has done sinceing here. Once per day, she went into the dungeon and was eaten by Rin. Just how is that different from me being eaten by Rin while in the golems? Its the same!? Shit! Its an emergency! Rather, it dered that the saintess tasted better. What to do what to do!? First off, I called Rokuko. I have a direct line ofmunication to the dummy core in Rokukos room from the master room. Oi Rokuko, its an emergency! Urgent meeting now! WaiKehma!? Donte in so suddenly! Rokuko was in the middle of changing her clothes. Yep, sorry. Well, that aside Its not something to set aside you know!? Wait, emergency? What happened? Rin made the saintess its follower. OK I get it. Sounds bad. As expected of the recent Rokuko, smart. She understood it immediately and quickly put on an outer garment, going into the master room. Meanwhile, just thirty seconds had passed. The saintess is a follower so, what now? I dont know, theres been no movement. Then, the saintess appeared to have reactivated. Lets eavesdrop on their conversation. [Your follower?] [Yeah, follower. Gave me, good food, so follower, right?] Wait,e to think of it, wouldnt that cause everything about me to be exposed to the saintess? I dont think itd be much of a problem since I wouldnt be recognized as the golem though [What is, it? If theres, a problem, say it.] [ Umm, right. Then, I want to ask did youe from outside of this dungeon?] [Called, by boss.] [B-boss?] [Yeah.] Particr about that point, Rin didnt yield. [ Y-your bosses from outside of this dungeon?] [Yeah. Because I, am strong. This, is mine.] Ive gotten used to holding conversations with Rin since Ive been doing it so much, but it looks like shes having trouble with it after all. By the way, to put it simply, its saying: [Yes. I came from outside of the dungeon. While on the subject, I am super strong so I control the dungeon and received this room.] I have a knack for conversation? Its experience, experience. [ You took over the dungeon? Could something like that be?] [Kuwafu, if theres, nothing else, Im eating.] [P-please wait a moment! By eating, ummyou eat your followers?] [? Is that, a problem? No matter, how many times, you are eaten, you return.] [ Today is no good. After that, its fine I want to see the dungeon core, do you know where it is?] [Dungeon core? Whats that?] Come to think of it, Rin doesnt know about dungeon cores huh. I didnt tell it about them when I asked it it wanted to be a subordinate to the dungeon. It refused anyway, though. [ A shining orb, about this big?] [ Hmm well, theres one.] [Please show me! Where is it!?] [Ah, here. Follow.] I doesnt know what a dungeon core is, but it does know about shining orbs right, it did sleep in the core room at first huh. And so, Rin slowly walked with the saintess following behind it. Alright. Its a defensive fight. Everyoneother than Kinue-sangathered in the master room as the dungeons defensive fighting strength Kinue-san will be dealing with the inn by herself. Goshujin-sama, the haniwa, ready any time. Wall golemsre already in motion. Do you want em deployed to make them take a detour? As usual, Meat and Ichika felt like they were already used to these things. Many legged golem archers, ready to mobilize, master! Gargoyle forces, ready to move out~! Filled to the brim with magic stones, so many~! Ooh, new troops! Could you lend them to me too? Yeah~, use them however you want~! Rei had the many legged golems, with Nerune and Rokuko moving the gargoyle force. Alright, lets start this defensive war ah, lets evacuate the dungeon core first. Right now the real dungeon core is in the spot right below where Rin sleeps after all. Got it! Should I use castling with my room? Yeah, please do. After Rin left the core room, I put the dummy core back at the deepest area. Im still making another route. Most recently, I think Ive been putting a bit too much effort into researching magic tools. Then, by moving the dungeon core towards the vige, the defensive war will be carried out safely. Even if theye to the dungeons interior where the dummy core was, there wouldnt be able problems if it was destroyed. Even if Rin takes the saintess into the core room, itll be alright. Man, security is wonderful. Ah Hmm? Whats wrong? Castling, unusablefor fifteen hours. Because its sealed. Rokuko spoke with a pale face. Uh? Then Perhaps, are you saying, we cant escape? Correct, I am saying that we cant escape. I felt sweat drip down my back. Hey, its been a while since Ive heard deaths footsteps The master room filled with silence due to my mutter. Kehma. What did you just Ah, sorry. I said something strange. Thats super cool! I want to use that next time! Deaths footsteps! Stop, please. Im sorry, super sorry! While I apologized earnestly to Rokuko, whose eyes were sparkling, we prepared our defenses. At any rate, so long as we can kill the saintess one time, itll be our victory. The saintess only has until today, after all. Chapter 138 The Saintess and the ck Wolf With the ck wolf as her guide, Saintess Alka followed it obediently. She wondered how it hade to this, but she couldnt think of an answer. However, since she had always dove into dungeons by herself, she didnt find it so bad being guided in the dungeon. She even felt like shed be a tamer. [Mu? Was there a wall here?] Correction, they were lost. However, the wolf said something outrageous in the next instant. [ Destroy it? Kun kun yep, I can.] [1] Ehyou can destroy it? [I can. I, am strong. Even if I, destroy it, its fine.] For destroying a dungeons wall, the saintess felt it was a very out-of-the-norm monster. However, inside [Treaty]s effect, the saintess knew that dungeon walls somehow mended themselves at a ridiculous speed. To the extent that they would repair after just 0.1 seconds even if it waspletely destroyed. She had even gotten herself caught inside of a wall, dying. Getting crushed was painful. No, its alright. Lets search for a path. [Okay.] The ck wolf retraced its path. Trying to follow it, the saintess suddenly heard the sound of something moving fast. ! She tilted her neck to the side, inclining it on reflex. Immediately after that, an arrow cut through the space her head had just been at. Then a pain followed. An arrow hiding in the shadow of the first one managed to strike her in the shoulder. A sniper. Moreover, an advanced one. Looking in the direction the arrows came from, she saw a golem with two bows equipped in both of its hands. No, both of its hands was a bit off. Why? Because it had four hands and four feet. A hand extended from its back, re-nocking the bow with arrows. However, the ck wolf preyed on it immediately. It never released the next two arrows. KuC, golems no choice. , [Healing]. She forcibly pulled the arrow out. There was flesh still attached to the arrowhead due to [Spines] on it, but she didnt pay it any attention. Since it was somewhat numbed, she gouged out some more of the wound, rubbing antidote into it as she ced recovery magic on herself. The magical powers healing of her wound she had gouged out waspensated for, recovering. The ck wolf returned. [Oi, it shot, my follower, so I ate it, was that bad?] No, you saved me. [Hmm, good then. Lets go.] The ck wolf resumed walking as if nothing had happened. The saintess once again followed behind it. Unexpectedly, she realized that she was being defended. It wasnt too big of a deal. She was simply shot by a variation species of golem. Thats all. It was a monster that used arge amount of poison, as well as a monster that used a bow and arrows. It was even a monster that had four arms and legs. However, if the wolf didnt deal with the golem before she was hit with another poisoned arrow, it might have been toote for her to cope with it. [Mu.] The wolf flicked its tail four arrows dropped to the ground. The saintess noticed the new attack as well. However, she hadnt realized the number was doubled. There were two of that variation species this time they were variation species, but there were several of the same kind maybe it was a new species? If so, shed name these hecaton golems or something. [1] [What do, you want?] Ill defeat them. The saintess retrieved her battle hammer from her [Storage]. They were still golems. Even if they were variation species, their basis shouldnt have changed. The wold didnt interfere this time it didnt attack the saintess from behind either. She quickly put an end to the golems and went back to the ck wolf. [Then, lets go?] Yeah. The saintess had always dove into dungeons by herself. She had also died alone, and captured them alone. It would have been a different story if she hadrades that could be revived, but unfortunately, she hadnt met someone like that so far. Even if she searched for someone like that, they likely didnt exist And so, this was her first time being defended. It was surprising that the one who should have been her enemythe wolfwas the one doing it, though. She felt a thump in her chest. The antivenom shed taken a while before might have been a little slow in circting around. [Mu? This is also, a wall Destroy it?] No, I have [Mapping], so lets look for another way. Destroying it is ast-resort measure. [Really? Well, okay Follow me, close. You, are weak, after all.] Right. Fufufu. The saintess obediently followed the ck wolf closely, who was searching for a path. This was also the first time she walked onto the battlefield behind someone. Even when she asked for a guide, the saintess walked in the lead. The saintess should defend others, because they had limited lives, because the saintess was the strongest. But right now, she was being protected by a wolf much stronger than herself. (I am weak, so Ill follow.) The saintess walked through the dungeon with fresh feelings that she had never experienced before. She even considered spending a little extra time in the dungeons capture. Footnotes: Kun kun is sniffing sounds. Hecaton means hundred. Might be referring to the number of limbs? Chapter 139 Euma-senpai The ck wolf and the saintess walked together in the dungeon. They were attacked by golems several times on the way, but the saintess would either stop them herself rather easily or the ck wolf would prevent all attacks against her. Either way, the saintess cleaned them up in the end. The golems werent just the multi-armed variations that wielded bows, but the spiked shell tortoise-like golems rushed her as well The saintess took care of them like the other golems, she wasnt having any problems. But there werent just golems; there were traps as well. The saintess got caught in a pitfall trap, but the ck wolf saved her by holding her in its mouth. Swords asionally burst out of door that the ck wolf attempted to open. Incidentally, the wolf stayed calm despite being struck by multiple swords. The saintess asked it it would like [Healing] used on it, but it simply responded with: [Im not injured, nor tired, so why?] It looked like it had been pierced all the way through though. Meanwhile, the entire floor was made visible through [Mapping] Soon there wouldnt be any ways to go. It was ast resort measure, but it was about time that theyd have to try breaking a wall. They found a golem sitting defenseless in front of a wall. It looked like an ordinary golem however, this golem was the most variated species the saintess had ever seen. [Gururu, garu, gow.] [Mu? Gururu, goooarga, gururu.] The golem spoke with wolf words. It wasnt like it was just randomly barking, it was definitely talking with the ck wolf. In any case, the saintess had no idea what was being said. After talking with growl-like sounds for a while, the wolf faced the saintess. [Garuru, gururuu?] Eh? [Ah, human, right. Mmm, what is, your name?] Ah, um, yes, its Alka. Asked by the ck wolf, the saintess answered obediently. [Let me, introduce. Your senpai, Euma. Euma, your junior, Alka. Get along.] Eh? Senpai? [ Im Euma. Your senpai as a follower. If possible, Id love if you could hurry and leave.] It used human speech. With a strange quality of voice, it unmistakably had just introduced itself. She felt that it somewhat resembled the vige chiefs voice. Youre a golem, right? [Did you not expect a golem to talk? Youve been talking with Rin, so I dont think it should be too much of a surprise.] Rin? [My, name. Call me boss, Ke Euma.] So the ck wolfs name was Rin? The saintess engraved that name into her mind. [Oi, Alka. Itd be a favor to your senpai, could you leave?] I cant do that. I only have until today. [That so? Unfortunate Oi, boss. Im going to be defeating this one after this, please dont get in the way.] Slowly, Golem Euma stood up with its back still against the wall. Wait, what do you mean? [Its like this. Youre an adventurer that came to capture this dungeon, and Im a dungeon monster, different from boss. Isnt it obvious?] Suspiciously human-like Euma shrugged its shoulders as it responded. Even though it was a golem. However, dungeon monsters would fight to defend the dungeon. It was something natural. Monsters with intelligence are not bound to dungeons, there have been studies that show that they survive even if the dungeon core is destroyed. Euma-san, wouldnt that path be more convenient? [No, it wouldnt. I strive to protect the dungeon core after all.] Was it a boss, then? But was it alright to allow a boss to leave the boss room and wander around? [You might have noticed already, but you have to kill me to leave this floormoreover, I will battle using my subordinates Rin, could you please not interfere? Honestly, youve already gotten in the way of the arrows and traps.] [Hmph, of course. Euma, and Alka, are week. So, Ill defend, both of you. After all, I am, your boss!] Huh? [Eh?] Apparently, Euma didnt understand what Rin meant either. It looked just as puzzled as the saintess was. [ Then, please dont stop me from repulsing Alka.] [Refused. Ill defend.] [ Then will you stop going any deeper than this?] [Hmm? No. I promised, after all.] Giving up trying tomunicate with Rin, Euma turned directly to the saintess. [Even if you go, its useless. What youre looking for isnt beyond here. I put it away.] Thats a lie, isnt it? The saintess muttered. [ A lie? Whats your basis? I dont lie.] My [Eyes of Truth] can tell when people are lying. Right now, youre bright red you know? [That so then, whatll you do?] Bang! The saintess swung her battle hammer, but it was blocked with a ck tail. Euma didnt budge an inch. What it that confident in itself, or did it simply know that Rin would stop it? [ Rin, dont interfere.] [Interfere? Why.] [The conversations gone off track for a while now. Oi, Alka. If you dont kill me, I wont let you advance.] Boss? Since this is the case, is it alright? [Cant be, helped. If its between, fellow followers, cant be helped. Euma, eating you.] Immediately following that, Euma got eaten by Rin What happened to protecting it? Thats protecting? [Its all right, Euma can revive, over and over, too.] With a crumble, the wall that was behind Eumas back was broken. Beyond it was the path onward. Chapter 140 The Saintess and me Cavern Phew, jobplete Good job, Kehma. Manipting the messenger golem I named Euma, I myself was sending my voice from down a tunnel on the other side of a wall. I somehow managed to trick her by telling Rin: [My name is Euma in human speech, so please use that.] By the way, the named monster list didnt get [Euma] added to it. Come to think of it, Tester didnt appear there either. I guess golems made through [Create Golem] arent counted? There was a chance Id be exposed due to my voice, but the golemcked theponents to reproduce high frequencies making it have a [Crackling Voice]. Itll be great if that was enough. If pushed to say something, I could just say: [Im just mimicking the voice of an adventurer that hade to this floor in the past.] The golem really is just mimicking my voice too, so its not a lie. I mean, I couldnt not go out after being unable to repel the saintess due to Rin, so I tried to somehow get her to leave as a fellow follower. I really hoped that Rin would just stop protecting the saintess, but unfortunately, that didnt happen. At any rate, the other side of the wall I took position at well, the saintess is currently heading towards the magma area, which leads to [me Cavern]. I even said that she wouldnt find what she was looking for, too Her objective is a dungeon core. [me Cavern] has a dungeon core as well, so even me saying that I put it away was a lie. Yep, I didnt say something true! But still, that saintess had a lie-detecting skill after all huh. It might a bluff, but epting it as true shouldnt be a problem. For it to work through a golem is crazy. Was it a bluff after all? I thought that, but I recalled how wantonly she tossed her money around. Theres a definite possibility that shes been given preference from her country due to having that rare skill as well. Let alone her return chance, her revive chance is 100%, so it wouldnt be wasted for them to have her learn a rare skill through a scroll. At any rate, I was defeated and the path opened. However, that path doesnt lead to our dungeon core. This should buy us enough time. Lets take a break. The golems and traps that I went to such pains to prepare, as well as the poison arrows that were made from the left over poison from when I tried poisoning Rin were all useless, so I wound up having no choice but to make an appearance myself And so, this should buy us enough time. Making their way through [me Cavern] should take quite a while. That ce isnt sealed after all It isnt right? They are connected They probably wouldveined if they got affected. You did it, master, Rokuko-sama. Rei, your skill in using the bow golems has improved a lot huh. Yes, golems are the only means I have of dealing damage so I practiced. I bought archery skill scrolls with my DP sry fufu, even so, I cant win against Meat-senpai though. What is it with that senpai? Is she truly an ordinary beastkin child? Aaah, seeing her evade those arrows soaring at her so easily, ahahaha, its unbelievable, ahaha haha Rei spoke with emotion and somewhat distanced eyes as sheughed dryly. Seriously, Rins wasting our subordinates efforts. Right now, Rin is heading to the entrance of Rokukos magma areawhich leads to [me Cavern]along with the saintess. Last time, it hesitated in entering, but its not like magma is particrly bad to it. It said that it was hot and stuffy, but it wanted a more calm ce to sleep at. It was a reason anyone could agree with. In addition, it seems itd be fine even after drinking magma like water Magma isnt H20, so thinking about it, it mightve been a joke. [Boss, the atmosphere is different here.] [ I havent gone, farther than this. I dont know, the way.] The saintess and Rin proceeded through the stepping stones, leaping. Thats unexpected, did she lose her unwillingness to call Rin boss? Its pointless sending out the oddball golems with Rin as an enemy huh The gargoyles I worked so hard on didnt do well either~ Alright! My turn! Feni, get them~! Thinking that it would be odd for them to not be attacked at all, Rokuko sent Feni out. [Mu! Thats a phoenix!? C-c-catch it!] [Eh? Hmph, this is also, Eumas follower, though?] [Tamer! Tamer! Please catch it, the first saintess partner was a phoenix! I-I also, I also want a phoenix as my partner!] Feni, run away!? The saintess started trying to capture Feni, so it quickly ran. The saintess tried to run after it by jumping into the magma sea, but Rin stopped her. [That is, my followers. Dont. If you want, ask, Euma.] [Uuuu t-then when I destroy the dungeon core! Before this ce copses!] I wonder what shed say if I told her Id give her Feni if she stopped going after the dungeon core Ah, Rokukos staring at me. Nope, nope. Definitely wouldnt do that. After that, Rin found the entrance into [me Cavern] and went through it. The saintess followed him. I can finally go to sleep [Boss, from here on is a different dungeon Its probably [me Cavern]. Lets head back.] [Mu? Okay. Another guys, house, huh? Then maybe, next time.] Immediately after I thought that, the saintess and Rin turned around. Eh, howd she know? The heck, saintess? Oi. Whatll we do, Kehma? Now that itse to this, we can only meet them head on. Ill lead them to the boss room. Cant be helped I wanted to keep it as a trump card, but I guess its time to unveil the new haniwa? As well as the special anti-Rin golem. But Kehma, when did you get the time to make something like that? I always take the time prepare things though? After all, I dont want to die. Chapter 141 The Saintess and the Boss In the first ce, this is the opposite direction that boss tried heading at the start. [ That so? Good job, noticing.] Yes, of course. Euma-senpai is quite the tactician, isnt he. [That so? Euma, is weak. Now, are we, going?] While on their way back across the stepping stones, Saintess Alka was boasting. She was also walking side-by-side with Rin without the slightest sense of unease. Unfortunately, she couldnt find the phoenix anywhere, so it had likely hidden itself somewhere it was very unfortunate. Returning from the hot floor full of magma, they came back to the stone-paved and stone-bricked dungeon. This was the first ce that boss was going to go. Using [Mapping], they headed through the dungeon while the saintess checked the map with her skill. There should have been a wall there. However, it had disappeared because they defeated Euma. I see, so Euma-senpai was the key? [Umu, trouble, some.] Then, without any trapsonce again, they saw a golem sitting down in front of a wall. It was Euma. The feeling it gave off was obviously different from other golems. It was only sitting as normal, but for some reason it felt like a human. When Euma saw the saintess and Rin, it suddenly raised its right hand and greeted them. [Yo. It wouldve been great if you just went back, though.] Your n was excellent. Normal adventurers probably would have been caught by it, senpai. [Haah Ill ask againcan you not just leave?] I refuse. [Rin, you dont feel like stopping Alka either I take it?] [Un? Right. I dont.] [Then Ill just crush you two. Alright? Ill be waiting in the room right after this.] [Kukuku, can, you? Good, show me!] With a roar, Rin ate Euma. Its momentum destroyed the wall as well. Just beyond it was a door. It was a luxurious one, the door practically dering itself to be a boss rooms. Euma-senpai talked about defeating boss, could it? [Kukuku, I wonder. That guys, even weaker, than Alka but his head, its good.] Euma seemed to have an intelligence like that of a humanno, better than a humans. What would stand in their way as the dungeons boss? The saintess braced herself. The door opened with a heavy, dull sound. Inside was a statue of a dimly shining iron knight. It was a knight wearing full te armor, riding a horse and carrying ance. However, its face could be seen as its face guard was up it was a face that could only be described as nk, like an egg with holes in it. Where was Euma hiding? The saintess advanced slowly. Blood thirst. The saintess quickly stepped back twice. Just then, thence pierced into the ce she was just at. It raised thence overhead andbang! Rin cut in and stopped it. It was a statue, but it moved it was a golem. It was the first time she had seen a horse-shaped golem, but it was probably possible if it was a boss. It was a great surprise attack. If Rin werent there, it might have been decided just then. [Kukuku, Eumaaa, that you, Euma!? Now youre, a horse! Huh!?] Rinughed in delight. [ Now then, lets do it.] The knight golem spoke, lowering its face guard. That was unmistakably Eumas voice. Taking a short distance, Euma started again. [Kukuku! Kuku kuku! Iming, Euma!] Rin and Euma dashed towards each other at the same time, colliding is what the saintess thought, but Euma quickly leapt from the horse. Only the horse shot towards Rin. [This is, from before!?] When Rin ate the horse, just after opening its mouth to an unbelievable size, the horse exploded. Something white shot out towards the inside of Rins throat. [Gugee!? Guha, pe, pe! T-this is, s-salt!!] [Theres more where that came from, have as much as you want.] A door opened behind Euma. A few white horses dashed in from it. Once five of them had entered, the door mmed shut. [W-wait, Euma!? These, are all, salt!?] [Theres more where that came from, have as much as you want.] Using that same phrase, Euma spoke in a heartless fashion. The white horses made of salt the salt horses started relentlessly chasing after Rin. While watching Rin take a distance from the salt golems and Euma, the saintess stopped the attacking from behind her with her battle hammer. The salt makes your footsteps stand out even if you try to hide, Euma-senpai! [ ] Oh? Not talking, Euma-senpai? You couldplement me, you know? Or is it that you can only speak with one of your bodies? It was a second knight-type golem. It was meant to be a surprise attack fully aimed at exploiting her carelessness. However, the saintess was sure that something would appear because it was Euma, so she prepared herself. Rather, she was disappointed it was only something to this extent. [ Now then, lets do it.] Yes, lets, senpai. Speaking the exact same words as it did to Rin, the battle begun. Eumas swordsmanship was close to that of a knights. However, its capability was sloppy and was that of a C-Ranks at most. The saintess warded off the knight-type golems assault with the battle hammer held in her hands. She couldnt expect for Rin, who was currently being chased by the salt horses, to protect her this time. However, she felt that she could straightforwardly win this battle. Fufufu,pared to boss this is easy! The sound of metal striking metal resonated through the air. The saintess battle hammer was made from a mineral that was even stronger than the metal called ck steel. As for Euma, its whole body was made of iron, same with its armor and weapon. Whenever it stopped the saintess attacks, its sword would tremble with a jarring scream and have a mark left on it from her hammer. Hora hora hora! Good, there, there, and here! [1] The damage it was taking quickly became apparent through its movements as it gradually wore down. The saintess continued mercilessly denting Euma. Then, Euma staggered, crouching down. Throwing away its sword, it thrust its left hand out in front of it. What? Thats all? Fufufu, you threw your sword away and gave up? But I cant get to the dungeon core without defeating Euma-senpai right? So, Ill be finishing you off! [ Theres more where that came from, have as much as you want.] Euma pointed up with its right hand. With a start, she looked up while still keeping Euma in her sight and staying wary of a possible trap. However, there was nothing there no, when she took a better look it was the ceiling. It was white. Immediately after that, the ceiling copsed. It was a massive amount of salt. Despite the salt horse and Eumawho were both golemsbeing entirely alright with it, Rin and the saintess were momentarily force to close their eyes. [Mogaa!? Pe, peh! Disgusting! Very, disgusting! Ugeh, peh!] Rins agonized voice could be heard. Apparently, it appeared to have somehow wound up being fed a salt horse when it was forced to close its eyes. Rather, was salt its weak point? No, it definitely was. Thats why, even though she didnt know why that was the case, Euma had prepared a massive amount of salt to use. Kuh! When she opened up her eyes while solidifying her defense with her battle hammer, Euma was standing in front of her. It didnt have a weapon, it probably got lost during the violent falling of the salt. Approaching, Eumas left hand was much closer to the saintess than it was before. In the next instant, something tiny shot out from Eumas left hand, piercing the saintess heart. Huh? She coughed. Blood came from her mouth. It appeared to have also pierced her lung. Despite her wearing an iron breastte, it pierced her all the way through. Despite golem, you used magic? When did you chant? Even if she tried using recovery magic, her enemy wouldnt give her the chance. Blood was filling her lungs to start with, even breathing was bing impossible. Her speech started sounding like Rins style as well. She knew from experience that she was about to die. Gofu Fufu I was, careless. I guess, its my, defeat isnt it [] Euma didnt speak. Naturally, it wasnt as though it needed to send her off peacefully to her next life or anything. The saintess would revive after all. If it exposed its methods, she could take measures against them the next time. Therefore, it said nothing, nor did it answer her. Even so, the saintess was able to make some guesses. Her clothes were wet. Therefore, it was probably water magic. As it was able to prate her iron breastte, it was probably at least an upper ss magic. Euma, rather than being a golem, was probably a subspecies of gargoyle. She didnt understand how it was able to use magic without using an incantation, but she definitely wouldnt mistake what she just saw. Therefore, next time. Next time! She didnt have a next time. For some time after this, the saintess wouldnt be able to dive into this dungeon. That was one of [Treaty]s restrictions. [Mu!? O-oi, Alka! You got, killed!?] Gu, my apologies, boss Ill be, back, some time Unable to oppose the darkness that slowly took over her consciousness, the saintess eyes gradually closed ( Aah, I at least wanted boss (Rin) to eat me in the end. But, it cant because Im covered in salt right now) while thinking about such an irrelevant thing. Footnotes: 3x Hora -> just a typical battle exmation. Couldnt think of a decent way to anglicize. Chapter 142 In the Master Room Booyah! Saintess down! I pumped my fist into the air. Its great we defeated her. If that didnt defeat her, we wouldve had to fall into a war of attrition with the fifty fire arm gargoyles we have stockpiled. It wouldve been pretty unfortunate if we werent able to hide the gargoyles aftering this far. Theres no reason for Rin to want to target the dungeon core, so it was going to be our total win so long as we could defeat the saintess. So strong. Is that the gargoyle Kehmas been researching? Yeah, its a gargoyle specified test arm. [1] Water Cutter. That was the identity of the attack that cut through the saintess. Magic formations that produce water were crammed inside the golems left arm, around a hundred of them. Making a small elongated cone shape inside of the arm, I inserted that amount of formations into the arm. It was seriously dangerous when one of them exploded during testing. Man was I happy that I built a separate room alongside theboratory. I ultimately managed to make it by encasing it with threeyered ck steel, engraving the magic formations with materials from stic bottlesdaily necessitiesand filling it all with water from the start. A single one of the magic formations can produce enough water to fill a cup of water in the blink of an eye. If a hundred of those trigger in such a small cethough the haniwa golems arm is pretty hugethe pressure gets crazy instantly. In order to increase its prating ability, I added a single ground-type magic formation that produces sand. I wanted to put in fine ruby powder at first, but the water pressure was so crazy that theres no problems with its power even with sand. Adding on to that, it managed to prate through 3cm of ck steel in one of the experiments. Another experiment had a stopper st away at ludicrous speeds Yep, this Water Cutter is seriously powerful. It costs around 2,000 DP for each one, the costs mainlying from the ck steel ingots and magic stones. However, it takes a considerably high quality magic stone (500 DP) to activate and it runs out in an instant I dont want to have to use it that recklessly. Uwaaah hey, wouldnt it have been better to summon a strong monster to beat Rin into submission? We cant because were sealed right now though. Considering the expensive research cost, that might have been better w-well, we wouldnt have known if it wouldve won though. Rather, after making the two gargoyle-type iron haniwas and horse golems made of salt myself, I think it turned out pretty well this time. I wasted tons of time purging the armor from the iron horses. The salt horse golems that look so obviously like salt get their strength from their iron skeleton hidden by all of the salt cover. Next would be the salt ceiling golem, it was their simply to harass Rin. It worked~, it super worked. Now I can get some sleep. Man, all things considered, that was risky. Mm. I only prepared [Now then, lets do it] and [Theres more where that came from, have as much as you want] for the golems voice after all I was in a hurry, so that was about about all I could rush and record for the golem. I was nning on letting them recognize it as Euma by having it speak, then beat her with the second body by using a surprise attack, but as expected of the saintess, she prevented it. Eh, thats all? Yeah, thats all. Even if they broke through, theyd just reach the stairway leading to the [New Riddle Area]. I was still making it though. Hmm? Its the boss room, but I never said something like the core room being just after it right? Man, Im d it worked out. The dungeon core was put in a different room than the one I was leading them to, obviously. I had already took the opportunity to expand the warehouse area when I mended it after Rin destroyed parts of it, so Rin probably wouldnt even have recognized it. Umm, Goshujin-sama, how long do I chase it? Meat spoke, still using the salt horse golems to chase after Rin. In a sense, her operation of precisely herding Rin around was amazing. Seriously. Oops. Ill be heading out to talk with Rin with a messenger golem here in a bit, so just chase it a bit more and stop when I give the signal. Ah, Rokuko. Collect that salt thats on the ground. Itll be used for Rins training after all. Understood. Okay~ Good replies. I prepared a messenger golem and headed to the boss room that still have Rin being chased by the salt horse golems in it. * Oi Rin, feel like stopping? [WhaKehma! Already, back to, normal!?] When I spoke to Rin with the usual messenger golem, Rin looked at me in surpriseand ran straight into a salt horse golem due to looking away, tasting the salt with its whole body. It was probably a huge blow to Rin, who doesnt particrly need to eat with its mouth. I collected the two haniwas when I arrived, so theres just one [Kehma] left. [Nuwa!? S-s-stop, Kehma! Youre me, follower!] Im alright stopping if Rin bes my follower though? [Gunu! Thats, no good!] Its saying Kehma rather than Euma right now, so I guess were talking with wolf speech? Thinking about it too hards troublesome. Either ways fine I guess? [Shit, I didnt, want to, but, no choice Oh dark hole that devours creation] Oi hold up, I get it! Ill stop, so cut it out with that crackling! Rin started chanting and ck lightning started to crackle around it, so I signaled to Meat in a panic to stop the salt horses. Seeing this, Rin stopped the incantation. How should I put it dark hole that devours creation a ck hole? That magic is a thing? Dangerous stuff. [Hmph, if you did that, from the start, it would be, good.] Haah oi, Rin. Leave the dungeon if you wont be my follower is what Id like to say, but Ill leave you alone if you stay in the room. [Mm? Self important, huh, Kehma?] It was my win this time after all. [ Well, its alright.] Rin looked dead tired. Well, Ill feed you five golems a day, so dont let intruders make it past that door, boss. [Un, while Im here, Ill defend. Leave it, to me.] Dont bring anyone saying theyll be your follower farther in either yeah? Ill feed you salt horses if you do. Got it, alright. Rin nodded, appearing to really, really dislike like those salt horses. Any more than this might backfire, so it should be fine as is? It might forget if I have it agree to too many things. Besides, Rin gives a baseline of 950 DP a day, double that because its shut in a closed room. Its a delicious existence just by it being here. Ites with risks like just now too, though. In truth, given its distinguished service of repelling the saintess up until earlier, Ill forgive it this time. I-its not like I forgave it because I cant defeat it or anything. Come to think of it, how long are you going to be staying? [Hmm? Right Attest, when its spring, Ill go. Kehma, will youe, too?] No. I dont want to leave. [That so? I think, without Kehma, Ill be troubled, for food, though.] Cant you eat anything? I mean, you can eat golems, so cant you just eat dirt? Footnotes: The word for test here is immensely simr to crammed in. Possible word y by author, but might be coincidence. Chapter 143 The Saintess Return Home I thought that she mighte over to talk immediately after she revived, but it wasnt like that. Instead, the saintess took a short rest first beforeing over to visit me, the vige chief. It is extremely unfortunate, but I wasnt able to resolve the issue I would still be able to stay if my country hadnt ordered me to return, though Well, it cant be helped can it? I saw you heading into the dungeon every day, so thank you. I am happy to hear that unfortunately, I dont have any more time, so I must leave here. Id love if you didnte back again though honestly. But your DP ie no, considering the hassle, please donte back. Well then, Euma-senpai, see you again. Euma-senpai? Whos that? No, it was my mistake. Inside the dungeon, there was a golem that talked with a simr voice to Vige Chief-samas. Yep, you used it just now didnt you? Your skill that sees through lies. But Im not lying. Hmm, a talking golem? Ive went far in, it might be mimicking my voice? Really now? By the way, it introduced itself as Euma, one of the dungeons bosses. It appeared to be cooperating with bosswith the demon. Do you know anything about it? Unfortunately, theres nothing that I can tell you. Really? Yeah, really. Its a secret, so I cant talk about it [To the Saintess]! Its the truth. If she asked me [Are you keeping a secret?], I had nned on responding with [Well, despite how things look I am an adventurer after all], but she didnt particrly keep digging. Well then, Vige Chief-sama, see you again. Yeah. If an opportunityes up Ah, would you like to take pastries with you as a souvenir? Ivee into the possession of something called cream puff. I have five of them for a gold each, would you like then? And so, the saintess returned to the Holy Kingdom together with the cream puffs. Does she have enough for traveling expenses? Its a secret that Im a bit worried over that despite being her enemy. * Oh! Kehma, look! Were able to summon monsters again! Yeah, same with walls, passages, and rooms. An hour after the saintess had left, [Treaty]s effects quietly faded. Confirming that the armor, items, traps, and monster things all looked like theyd work in the DP catalog, I took the chance to move the dungeon core to Rokukos room. Id put it into the dungeon because the saintess was staying in the inn, but I didnt think it was even possible to seal off the dungeon cores functions. To be exact, I want to say that we werent able to use our emergency escapecastling. And there are some more functions in the menu. You can project your voice into the dungeon and establish sortie points! Wish we couldve gotten those a bit sooner. The things we can do in this dungeon are slowly increasing. Its kind of like the feeling of getting a bonus for clearing the [Treaty] or the dungeon leveling up. At any rate, we can probably make the dungeon wider and deeper. If theres something like a reward system, I wonder if we should try out doing a few more extreme things? Like adding floors all the way up to the hundredth. Itd cost 500,000 DP just by adding staircase room though. Rins still here, but I can finally get some good sleep. Kehma really does love sleep. Humans have three major desires, its their instincts. Well, Im off to sleep. Not going to do anything but sleep. Going to sleep for around three days straight. Ill probably eat and go to the bathroom some time midway though. I dont think therell be any reasons for it, but dont wake me unless you need to. Yes yes, I wont! Good night, Kehma. Seen off by Rokuko, I headed for my room in the vige chiefs mansion. I then had a golem prepare a futon for me. As soon as my head hit the pillow, I fell asleep. * Three dayster. I finally woke up and decided to head over to Rokukos room for the first time in a while. Mmm, that was a great rest. I slept like a log! I woke up nicely too, maybe Ill even do some work? Then, inside Rokukos room, Haku-san was smiling with her whole face while petting Rokuko. She had Rokukos head on herp. Good morning, Kehma-san? Still with her cheerful smile, Haku-san greeted me. AhCyes. Good morning to you too Haku-san umm, when did you arrive? I came around midday yesterday? I waited for Kehma-san to wake up before I left, yet you left me waiting. Interesting. Oooooi!? I know I said to not wake me up, but wake me up if Haku-sanes! I just kept sleeping from the bacsh of being so busy recently! Not leaving from my room except for using the restroom backfired! I only ever refilled the futons stuffing with DP and cleaned my teeth with [Cleanup]! And now my minds pretty jarred. But Haku Ane-sama, I said that Kehma would be sleeping because he was so focused on working recently you know? He got up after three days so its alright! Aah, un, thats right, Rokuko-chan. Ill pardon the matter of having me wait since Rokuko-chan says so. T-thank you very much. And so, I want you to tell me about various things today. I havent been able to see Rokuko-chan since I have been busytely. Really, war is bothersome. It is profitable, though. Aah, Im seeing Haku-san as a big shot again, talking about war. Also, I heard that talk about war before, but its really happening? The DP I earn lowers when soldiers die, looking at it from the demon kings armys perspective, their primary goal is to whittle down the empires earnings. Though they should understand that something of this degree isnt enough to shaking our footing, it is vexing that it is urring so close to ranking season. Ah, she did say something about the demon king also being a dungeon core now that I think of it. Umm, whats this ranking thing? Oh my, you didnt know? Once a year, there is an assembly of dungeon cores. The DP for each is announced in a ranking. I believe I was seventh ce overallst year? Come to think of it, I feel like Rokuko said something like that a long time ago. Rather, seventh ce? That means therere six people above Haku-san!? Err, not people, theyre dungeon cores. [1] Well, sixth ce was the demon kings armysmander-in-chief, Core No. 6. His alias is [Great Demon King]. Its alright since he hasnt particrly done anything himself, but small fry from his faction continually get in the way. It sounds troublesome in various ways. Yes. You could take over some of it if youd like? Id love to hold back from that with everything I have. Ah, our conversation fell a little off topic, hasnt it? I would like to hear about the matter that just urred. I have already more or less heard about it from my pawns, though. Haku-sans pawns? Yes. I shouldnt say it, but the bars master, Wozuma, and that adventurer with talent as a carpenter, Koo-san. Are you acquainted with them? Wozuma and Koo-san, huh? Both of them are part of the management for this vige, I mean, isnt one of them even the vige sub-chief? For even Koo-san to be Haku-sans pawn, her range is wide no, to start with, this person stands at the peak of the adventurer guild. The number of pawns connected to such an inhuman person definitely wouldnt be low. Even though I called them pawns, they are both still humans otherwise unrted to dungeons. Dont tell them anything about DP or dungeon masters. Ah, yes. And so, ording to Wozuma and Koo-sans reports, the vige chief appears to be a splendidly direct one? Im only pressing work onto others. Hmmm, well if thats the case then its fine. Wozuma was originally an official that worked in my castle, so it wouldnt be a mistake to leave domestic affairs to him. I heard something good. Lets send all of the troublesome stuff, hes definitely some super elite if he worked in the empires castle. So, I wanted to ask about various things since I havent been able toe over due to being so busy is that alright? Y-yes. What do you want to talk about? I would like to hear about that ck wolf and the saintess but first, what is this about you giving Rokuko-chan a ring? I instinctively prostrated on the ground. Footnotes: This isnt meant to be offensive. Just the counter used for the number is reserved for humans in Japanese. The pun is lost somewhere in trantion. Any suggestions to make something simr work? Chapter 144 Extra: Meat ckdogs Average Day A ves morning started early However, in the cases where she was being used as a hug pillow, hers would start considerablyte so that she would wake along with Kehma. The first thing she would do in the morning is choose her socks. This choice was a very important matter. This was because the ce most visible to Kehma, her Goshujin-sama, was the feet. Meat didnt understand what foot fetishism was that well, but if her esteemed Goshujin-sama desired it, she didnt mind going two or three days in the same socks without using [Cleanup] on them. Yesterdays were light blue striped socks that went up to her thighs, but today she went with white. She felt that striped ones were unpopr for some reason. It could only be exined as being Kehmas interests, but through Meats experience, she believed that there was a somewhat higher chance of her being used as a hug pillow when she went with simpler, single-color socks. Nn. When putting on socks, the first thing to do was to gently flex them. She only wore underwear and socks overnight so as to not wrinkle the maid outfit that was her work uniform. Once she had loosened up her body enough, she put on her maid clothes. They were things she had received from her Goshujin-sama, a maid clothes golem. It provided support to Meats actions, improving her kinematic performance This was the same with the socks she put on a moment before, they were both also golems. Nnnf. Preparationsplete, it was time to work. However, because Meats room in the vige chiefs mansion was immediately neighboring the inn, there was zeromute time. In the morning she would serve adventurers grabbing meals in the dining room. The employees would take alternating shifts. Meat generally wouldnt participate in the morning due to her duties as a hug pillow, but shift alterations were possible for cases like this. [Night Attendance Shift] (Ichika-Christened) was the thing Ichika came up with to refer to the shift with Kehma, but so far there hadnt been anything in it other than Meats hug pillow duties. However, the other employees werent particrly dissatisfied. Rather, they simply urged their Meat-senpai on to work less and focus more on that. Back on topic, the inn served sandwiches for breakfast. There was a bar nearby that would serve other dishes, but the sandwich was really popr due to how delicious it was. Them using white bread instead of cheap ck bread was a well-known secret. Meat ate a sandwich just before in preparation for customers. Fuwaaah, morning, ck-chan. Ah, good morning. The first to wake up was the guild receptionist, Silia. Since her job was to handle the guilds reception desk, she needed to wake up earlier than the adventurers. After confirming that no one was looking, she quietly ced her hand on Meats heat and patted her. Haaaaaah I can keep on for another day now Really? Although Meat didnt particrly enjoy it when anyone but her Goshujin-sama patted her head, she endured it for getting the tip. She saved up her tips to make her Goshujin-sama happy. Receiving five copper as her tip, she brought her her sandwich. Entering the kitchen since Kinue wasnt there today, it was a simple task for her to open her [Storage] and take out a premade sandwich. Although this made it so that they could be delivered fresh since the time inside [Storage] was stopped, because of Kehmas policy of saying that it would be troublesome in various ways if people knew about Meat being able to use [Storage], she would temporarily go into the kitchen. After a while, the lodging adventurers woke up. Recently, because of Kehmas [Investigation], [Exploring as far as thebyrinth area is alright], so adventurers had beening aiming for the iron golems. It was also alright if they encountered any threats since they could escape. Although there were a lot of people that thought that, in truth, Meat felt that Rin would instantly kill them with its fangs. She wouldnt go out of her way to be friendly to other people though. After finishing up with the adventurers breakfast, Meat went to train herself. When she practiced golem operation and magic skills, she would do so in the dungeon, but she trained her fundamentals inside the vige, in the outdoor hall. In particr, she held many mock battles with Ichika. By showing themselves train in front of the vigers, it also held the meaning of serving as a warning for just how much fighting strength her Goshujin-sama held. She would never show all of her capability though, of course. Flicking the kitchen knife Ichika held away, she pointed her knife at her neck. They were both wooden training items, things Kehma prepared for them in ten seconds. Aww, Im not evena match for Meat-senpai anymooore. Really? Ichika also wore the a maid clothes golem, the same as Meat. Since Ichika had already possessed the ability of being a C-Rank, it was even more advantageous than for Meat. In truth, Ichika was stronger when they started training. However, Meat was equal with her after two months and was even stronger than her nowadays. The difference was their difference in ability to adjust to the golems assistance. For Ichika, who had originally mastered her bodys own style, she was only able to acquire the benefit of simply augmenting her physical strength. However, for Meat, who used golems since the beginning, she learned how to move with the golem and be moved by it. She was able to defend against attacks that were in her blind spots through the golems perception and was even able to use abnormal maneuvers to dodge arrows fired at her from behind through proper use of the assist. Normally, whatever was inside the golem wouldntst if it did such absurd movements, but it was adjusted ording to the strength and recuperative power that beastkin had. As a result, a small soldier that could freely use superhuman-levels of acrobatics was born. Ichika is still stronger, without the assist. For now. Ichika felt that she would be surpassed even without the assist soon enough. Meat was talented. For Ichika, nurturing that talent was enjoyable. She would be lying if she said that she werent a little envious, but even so, it wasnt a bad thing for Meat to be strong. Meat could defend Kehmas life if she was strong, so she herself would be able to eat tons of delicious things. Meat kept training until around noon. At noon, she served people in the dining room. Recently, they started serving lunch due to strong demands for it from inn guests and vigers. It also served as cooking practice for Kinue recently, so it allowed people to eat delicious meals at moderate prices. Since leftovers could be served the following days due to [Storage], Kinue could prepare things without holding back. Once the number of people in the room started dying down, Meat ate her lunch as well. Todays lunch was rice balls filled with mayo hamburg steak. It was something that Meat had asked for Kinue to make for her and had recently be Meats favorite. In particr, it was best when filled with the mayonnaise her Goshujin-sama developed. The meat and mayonnaise together were splendid. Once she finished licking the remnants of her meal from her fingers, Meat headed to the reception desk. She had receptionist duties in the afternoon. However, there wasnt anything in particr that needed to be done for reception work. To list some of the duties: putting money into the bank-like golem, trading meal tickets for money, and handing over room keys to guests. For Meat, who could only calcte simple things, it was no problem by simply leaving it to the golem, so it was very easy. Kehma named it the [Register Golem], but Meat only understood that it was something incredible. To be strong, it was also necessary to rest. Therefore, when there werent any guests around, she single-mindedly listened to the golem that had received a recording of her Goshujin-samas [Create Golem] incantation. For Meat, listening to her Goshujin-samas voice wasforting. After all, being able to hear him any time she wanted, her Goshujin-sama that developed this golem really was a genius. In addition, this golems appearance was that of a shell that could be found in Pavuera. The kind that someone would say, You can hear the sound of the sea in it. She stored keys she received from departing adventurers in the register golem. Once she put the keys onto the golems key holder, it would sort them back to their original locations all on its own. It looked like it might get stuck sometimes, but something like that hadnt happened thus far. Ojou-chan, wed like to stay the night. One night, fifty copper coins. Ites with a sandwich in the morning. Other mealse with additional fees. A new group of guests arrived. They were a group of three male adventurers. Fifty copper!? An meals are excluded!? Thats a ton, lower it. No. Its fine aint it? Do it. If you arent a guest, leave. Haahn!? Theres no other lodging, this is the only one! This Asure-sama is lowering his head! He said that, but his head that should have been lowered was simply looking down on Meat. Judging that they werent actually guests, Meat decided to remove the fake-guests. She pressed a button that was on the desk. Immediately after, a y golem armed with a wooden training sword that wore an arm band from the adventurer guild appeared. Aaahn? The hecks this y golem doing? Cheeky bastards holding a sword! Saying that, one of the fake-guests kicked the y golem. Apparently, these fake-guests either didnt have eyes or were slow in the head. The receptionist womanperhaps it was better to call her the branch head hereexchanged the arm band for cheap inn fees it was something formally lent to then by the adventurer guilds branch head. Therefore, strictly speaking, the y golems were to be treated as temporary staff members of the adventurer guild. That fact was generally something understood but these fake-guests actually kicked the y golem. In other words, at this point, these fake-guests were fools that defied the adventurer guildshe could treat them as enemies and defeat them. Nn. When Meat suddenly flew out from behind the reception desk, she seized the legs of the fake-guest that kicked down the golem and left the rest to the golem assist, flinging him away. The fake-guests were each thrown out of the inn, rolling outside. The three were surprised at the unbelievable strength that came from Meats small body. Meat then calmly walked out of the inn, a golem knife not meant for practice in her hand. Shit, Ritage, Dogokib! She cant take all three of us! Likely due to the blood rushing to his head, the three of them already looked like nothing but muggers. The number of adventurers like this werent few. Be that as it may, they had been foolish all the way until now. Right, the delinquents became adventurers for the IDs in order to borrow money. Out of money from paying the registration fees as well as running out of their borrowed money from spending it haphazardly, they came to the beginner dungeon that was making a name for itself as a ce that can be used to earn money. F-Ranks were allowed to enter the dungeon [Cave of Desires], so they doubted whether or not it was a ce that could satisfy what they needed though They knew about the y golems, so they nned to stay until they hit E-Rank and earned enough money to somehow not be up to their necks in debt. Grey rats are smarter. Whats that!? Get her! The grey rats that were in the rat races were self-aware that what they were doing was entertainment, purposely creating lively races. They would even hold meetings about it the day before, they were very clever. Although it was just something Meat muttered, the fake-guests just heard it as provocation. She easily cut down the two clubs that were slowlying at her from behind, rolling and kicking the legs of the two whose stances were destroyed. Too, easy. Taking the opportunity, she threw the fake-guests again. This time, into the adventurer guild. Immediately after that, Meat panicked a little: [Did I get someone else involved by throwing them in?] The ves education had wound up bing no-good since her masters training was inadequate. For now, she went into the guild. Inside were four adventurers who were guests at the inn, as well as the receptionist. Meat bowed her head lightly. Did I get you involved? Ah, no. Its alright, ck-chan. Nn, good. Then, these ones are the usual fools more than usual. They refused the arm band, so please take care of the rest. Saying that much, Meat turned around and left the guild, heading back to the inn. It should end with a stern warning. They might be forbidden from entering the dungeon for a while, or maybe have their qualifications revoked. Meat sat at the reception desk again, listening to her Goshujin-samas voice. There would asionally be adventurers with bad heads only seeing Meat as a beastkin child and threaten her. She felt Ichika was better at handling reception, her shifts would end without anything in particr happening. Thinking back on her reception work for the day while she was in the dining room again for dinner time, she felt shed rested a lot. She had to remember guests faces and their order tickets, so it was good mental exercise. Around that time, Kehma turned up in the dining room. He held a D-Rank meal ticket in his hand. Meat gave him a super express treatment and went to Kinue to receive the D-Rank meal set, carrying it to Kehma. Goshujin-sama. Nn. Meat? Good girl, youre doing great, amazing~ Kehma said that while petting Meats head. She unintentionally broke into a grin no, Meat did her best to smile, but her facial expressions didnt work that well so her ears pped and her tail wagged instead. And she realized that his line of sight was identally ncing at her legs she really wanted to immediately take her shoes off for her Goshujin-sama to look right now, but he didnt order it. So she endured. Her Goshujin-sama didnt have the hobby of admiring feet and legs in public. Come to my room today. ! Yes! Rushing into the kitchen, she told Kinue: [Pillow!] To that, Kinue replied: [Understood.] With that her shift for the next morning became: [Night Attendance Shift] Finishing her duties in a good mood, she purified her body in preparation for her task as a hug pillow. What she had to pay particr attention to was only going as far as cleaning off the dust and grime from her body. Also, she didnt take off her shoes yet. Taking off her maid clothes uniform, she gently wiped her body down with the onsens hot water, changing into her pajamas a soft one-piece dress. Meat was the kind of person to sleep in her underwear when she slept alone, but she properly put it on for her hug pillow duties. It might be a remnant from her old life, but Meat found that she couldnt calm down when she wore too much while going to sleep. However, it was another story altogether when it came to her being a hug pillow for Kehma That, and ording to Ichika, being shameless was no good. After that, she headed to Kehmas room and went to use the restroom on the way. Kehmas night started early and his morning startedte. She obviously didnt want to wet the bed, so she had to make sure that she wouldnt be attacked by the urge to urinate midway through the night. Finishing using the restroom, the super prepared Meat took a deep breath in front of Kehmas room. Her heart always throbbed at this point. Knocking, she entered the room. Kehma was already wrapped up in his futon. Her Goshujin-sama repaired the dungeon and inn, cooked and did magic, researched golems, as well as did his duties as the vige chief. His work was different from things like serving tables and waiting at reception that anyone could do, it was work that only her Goshujin-sama could do. He was very busy every day. She could only think of him as amazing and cool. Nn, youre here~? Nn Yes Meat took off her shoes. Kehmas private room was a Japanese-styled one with tatami mats. She had to take off her shoes when she entered the room. No, she had to show him her taking them off, the fruit of her days efforts. Alright! Hes looking at my feet while wrapped up in the futon! Today, Meat showed off her charms while hoping to have her Goshujin-sama move on her with a [Meat (hi)] meaning. She was having a few wicked thoughts. From Kehmas point of view, he only saw her tail wagging back and forth and wondered why she was in such a good mood. He couldnt even begin to guess what she was thinking about. As preparation for sleeping, she slowly took off her knee socks. Additionally, she nned on carelessly forgetting them when going back to her room. Ichika said it would make Goshujin-sama overjoyed. In that case, she naturally decided to forget them. She also wanted to forget her scent-infused underwear. She hadnt had a chance to until now though. It might have been better for her to just not wear them from the start, but her Goshujin-sama told her that she had to wear them properly. Excuse me. Changing theforter for one they used when sleeping together, she turned off the lights and slipped in. Then, she was hugged tightly by her Goshujin-sama. Her Goshujin-samas heat wasfortable. While searching for afortable position, she made sure to not forget to rub against his body, as though marking him with her scent. She also had no choice but to roll up her sleep-wear one piece. It wasnt like she did it on purpose, wanting to feel her Goshujin-sama even a singleyer of cloth closer. It was an ident. It couldnt be helped. Meat smelled her Goshujin-samas scent as she rubbed against him, it was irresistibly good. She had to stay awake as long as she could to enjoy it. She confirmed that Kehma was asleep by his breathing. Her Goshujin-sama didnt make any moves on her this time either. Even though she seduced him by rubbing her legs on him, he just slept and exposed his sleeping face to her. Meat moved her body just enough so that the sleeping Kehma wouldnt wake up, nibbling on him sweetly. This y-biting was a general disy of affection for beastkin. The ve cor wouldnt react either, so there was no problem. And then, after spending a considerable amount of time doing this y-biting, she felt satisfied and decided to sleep. Lets work hard for Goshujin-sama tomorrow too! Then he might make a move on me! She wished. Chapter 145 Extra: Hero Wataru and Rin What! A dangerous demon like that settled down? Leave it to me! I spoke to Wataru about Rin I mean, I spoke to him about a demon that was bing a threat. When I consulted Haku-san about Rin the other day, she responded, Well, Ill send Wataru. He should do well enough one way or another. In truth, it wouldnt be weird for either side toe out on top in terms of ability, either would be delicious in deaththat is, as far as Watarus debt, it appears that Haku-san will pay it if he dies before hes paid it off. And now Hero Wataru readily epted themission. I wonder if Rin can defeat the hero? Thisll be a sight to see. Lets just sit back and watch as an unconcerned bystander. * Wataru quickly proceeded through the dungeon, easily reaching Rins room. And here we go. When Wataru opened the door, he saw a ck wolf waiting in an offensive stance. [Garururu!] Ooh, looks strong even stronger than a dragon I guess? What he was picking a fight against was Rin. It opened its mouth wide, trying to bite him. however, Wataru slipped under and away, striking it hard from the side. Rin flew towards the wall from the force of the blow and crashed into it. With a bang, it sttered into a ck spot on the wall. Just one hit? No, with that feeling, no way As Wataru anticipated, Rin wasnt dead just yet. With a gurgling sound, the stain moved back into a single spot and retook the shape of a wolf. Geh, so its a monster like that after all. A slime? [Gururu! You wont, pass through!] Heeh, you can talk? This is getting worse and worse I dont want to fight. Despite saying that, he drew the sword from its sheathe at his hip. His opponent was already baring its fangs, so if he didnt also prepare himself, it was quite possible that hed be finished off quickly. He casually epted themission, but that mightve been a mistakeis the kind of expression that appeared on his face. [Garururu! Oh fire, burn brightly and burst[Fire Bomb]!] Uwaaah!? WaiI didnt here anything about magic!? Wataru used his sword against the fire bomb Rinunched towards him. The fire bomb split straight in half, exploding behind Wataru. [Hoh, nice.] Aah, that surprised me! Yep, got it. Lets talk! If you can talk, lets do that! [Mu? Alright.] Eh, seriously? Ah, no, yeah, its good that you want to talk. Wataru wasnt able to hide his surprise and blurted out that first bit. In the end, he wasnt willing to kill enemies that could speak even if they were monsters. It was a different story entirely if they were ones that killed for pleasure though. Although Rin had caused there to be victims, he put that aside for now. To start with, adventurers dove into dungeons with the resolution to die, so falling victim to the dungeon didnt really count. He hadnt heard of any victims outside of the dungeon either. Therefore, Wataru decided that it was worth attempting to negotiate. [Then, Ill eat you first, so hold still.] Ah, surewhat!? Eat me first!? [First is, eating, then talking.] You want to talk with someone in your stomach!? Thats killing them! [No? So far, Ive talked, with two people, after eating them.] It had met with two people that could talk with it after being eaten? Wataru was surprised. Though in truth, one of them was a golem and Rin didnt distinguish between that and humans. [And so, eating now.] Wha!? Time out, time out! Cant be helped, Ill share my bentos sandwiches with you, please endure it with just that. [Sandwitch? Whats that?] Fufufu, its the breakfast from the inn thats right outside this dungeons entrance. I had them wrap it for my lunch! Its a really delicious sandwich that uses white bread, and the deciding vor in its the mayonnaise! [Got it. Give it, Ill eat it.] It looked as though Wataru caught Rins interest, as it moved its foreleg as though to urge him on. [Storage] ah, here. Ill put it on this te, and leave it here, alright? [Umu.] cing the sandwich on a white te, he ced it in the center of the room. After Wataru moved away from it, Rin approached it andafter giving it a big whiffswalled the te in one gulp. Wai! That te was my favorite w-well, its alright, I still have four others. I got them from this dungeon [Hoh, that sandwitch, thing, was good. Smooth, and crunchy.] Are you talking about the cucumber? Umm, I have more, did you want more? [Give it.] He decided to use a wooden te to serve the food this time. Taking out another sandwich, he put it on the wooden te and ced that on the floor. [Oi. Its different, from before! Garururu!] It was that!? The delicious thing was that? The te!? Damn, alright, here! Wataru only took out a white te this time. He got them as a set of five from the treasure chest, so he had three more left. [Mu? This time, theres nothing, on top?] You want to deprive me of those too!? No, its alright. Here, a sandwich. On the te. When Wataru took out another sandwich to go with the te, Rin once again ate it all in a single bite. [Umu. Om, nom nom, nom hmph. Sandwitch, good. But, the top thing, not needed, after all.] Damn it! Give me back my lunch! And the thing on top is the sandwich, that bottom part is the te! [Kuku, its pretty, good. Alright, well talk. One more, first. Give it.] Yay thank you! Damn iiiiit! Incidentally, Watarus unique skill for being a hero, [Super Luck: Lv 1] went into full effect for no reason in particr. He didnt understand exactly how it happened, but it somehow turned into them having a drinking party together. He wound up falling asleep in the room, but didnt catch a cold since the heating was doing its job. * And well, thats how we somehow hit it off. Oi, Hero-sama? Youre saying that youre going to head back without defeating the monster? He was going to return nonchntly. Rin was still safely protecting its room. Rather, you reek of alcohol, use [Cleanup], oi. Raaather, didnt you say that youd quit drinking until you paid back your debt? No no no, Im obviously not just going to go home! I got a promise! A promise? Even if it encounters people, it wont kill them if they just hand it a white te! Hero Wataru looked like he just solved a case. I want to punch him. But its not a bad promise. If Rin said it was a promise, itd probably keep it. Itll be fine so long as it doesnt carelessly forget about it this time. Lets raise the selling price of those white tes. Is the purchase price fine as is? Ah, it also seems like itll let people go half-dead even if its a te that isnt white! Eeh so, can you trust it? I think so? On what grounds? Intuition I guess? Well, I dont think that that wolfs a fundamentally bad monster. He probably wasnt wrong in saying that, but it is irritating for me. But as the vige chief and as an adventurer, its not the time for me to quip about it. So, what if someone wants to go farther into the dungeon? Ah Not Ah, idiot hero! No, but! Itll be leaving when spring arrive! Be patient until then! This guy, he got that much information from it? In the end, Rin was somehow or another not exterminated by the hero. He couldnt get themissionspletion reward, but I gave him five white tes as a reward for the beneficial information. He was happy because all of the ones hed had had gotten eaten, so well, its all good. Chapter 146 Extra: Rokukos Ring and Haku Raverio Good morning! Its Rokuko! Today, I, a dungeon core, am working the reception desk! Since that saintess wasing here aaaaall the timetely, I wasnt able toe to the inn for safety reasons. Really, Kehmas a worry wart! But that just means he thinks of me as important its not unpleasant you know? When I sat down at the reception desk and dangled my feet, Haku Ane-sama turned up for some reason. Chloes with her as usual, too. Haku Ane-sama! Its been a while! Fufufu, hello, Rokuko-chan. Is the suite open? Id like to stay the night. Its open! Oh, do you want the usual to eat? Yes, will Rokuko-chan eat with me? Itll be my treat. Kehmas sleeping, but its the first time Haku Ane-samase over in a while, so I have to give her reception my all! Ummm, I think Kehma used [Cleanup] on the suite after the saintess left, so it should be alright. Haku Ane-sama tilted her head when she saw the box sitting on the reception counter. What is this box? It wasnt herest time I came, was it? Nn? This? Fu fu fu this box is called a register! Heeh, what kind of box is that? Mmm Suite, two people, one night! Meal, three S-Rank meals! Reacting to my words, it spun around like the slots do and showed the cost. Sixty-five gold coins. Thats probably right it is right, right? And thats how we calcte costs, it gives meal tickets and keys when we put money in! Heeeh! That sounds convenient. Does it ever miscalcte? Its more reliable than leaving it to people. I want one of these. My duties would go faster with one of these and Id be able to visit more often. Haku Ane-samas looking at the register earnestly. Only dungeon cores can be this cool, shes so stylish! Nnn, Ill ask Kehma if I can sell Haku Ane-sama one. Oh? Even without asking Kehma-san, couldnt Rokuko-chan do it on your own judgment? Also, where is Kehma-san exactly? Making Rokuko-chan work on her own Kehmapleted a huge job, so he said hell be sleeping until tomorrow. I feel bad for Haku Ane-sama, but Kehma needs to rest. Well, he said hell wake up tomorrow so its alright, I think Hell wake up, right? Hmph. Well, if Rokuko-chan says so, its alright. Its been so long since west talked, so how about we use the whole day to catch up? Thatd be amazing! Receiving the sixty-five gold from Chloe and storing it in the register, their suite room key and three meal tickets came out. I went to the suite together with Haku Ane-sama. Ah, I did remember to find a recement for the reception desk you know? So, Ive been wondering for a while now, but thats the ring you received from Kehma-san, correct? Fueh? What? Haku Ane-sama, howd you know? I heard about it from Hero Wataru. That guy did something really unnecessary Oooh, I see! That Debt Hero huh. Come to think of it, I heard about it from Wataru too huh! Though really, that ring is in strangely good taste considering it came from Kehma-san. It fits Rokuko-chan well Un? That ring, isnt it strange? Eh? Strange? What is? I thought it was a gemstone ring, but theres a metal ring inside it This is the first time Ive seen a ring like that. It looks quite expensive. Fufufu, well, Im his partner! Right, for him to hand you a ring with such spirit within it fufufu, shall we discuss it thoroughly? It feels like theres a ck auraing from Haku Ane-sama for some reason Im definitely just imagining it. Right? Hey, that ring, what materials went into it? Ummm, I think he said ruby and orichalcum? Heeh, ruby and orichalcum huh An orichalcum ring? Moreover, within ruby? Wait a sec, thats a treasure worth tens of millions of DP! He did say it was expensive after all but it was that much? Can you see orichalcum rings in the catalog? Well, even if orichalcum could somehow be harvested in this mountain, it should still be expensive. As she said, I looked in the DP catalog for [Orichalcum Ring] Mmm, decoration treasure category, orichalcum 1,000,000 DP? It says 1,000,000 DP Yeah. The method of processing orichalcum is a dwarven secret, it takes so much time to process that even dwarves need a year to make an orichalcum sword. Although it should be more simple to make a ring, I feel that is a proper amount of DP for it. Ooo When did Kehma get the chance to prepare the ring? Ah, but looking at the materials it looks like its just 10,000 DP. Our viges cksmith is a dwarf too, so did he ask him? Ah, itd be [Create Golem] for Kehma though wouldnt it? Since theres ruby too it feels like Im not wrong. Mmm, I cant say that to Haku Ane-sama though! Ah,e to think of it, this vige has a dwarf cksmith. Maybe he asked him? Even so, I cant figure out how it was buried inside ruby. So that was it after all Uu, its so hard not telling her! I think itd be better to tell Haku Ane-sama more, but I absolutely cant tell her about [Create Golem]! That ring, would you give it to me for 100,000,000 DP? Wha!? N-no! Not this! Dangerous, my heart swayed a little there. 100,000,000 DP would be enough to summon an ancient dragon, I couldnt help it! But Kehma could easily prepare a few more of these rings, so it would be an easy way to get 100,000,000 DP from Haku Ane-sama. That man, I have to purge him after all, dont I? Excuse me, Haku Ane-sama? Umm, s-somethings leaking out. Oh, sorry. Ufufufu. Haku Ane-sama who smiles so gracefully, what are you angry about? Ahh, maybe youre thinking its wasted money? Well, it didnt really cost that much to get though. After that, we talked about the saintess and Rin, as well as the game room. It seems that the effects of [Treaty] changes depending on the person who uses it too. Other than that, I weed her with all I had and took a bath together, ate lunch together, slept together, and when I invited her into my room in the vige chiefs mansion, Kehma woke up. And now hes on the ground prostrating to Haku Ane-sama. He looks so natural doing it. Un, that was a beautiful dogeza! Full marks on pitiability and resolution! Ah, it looks like shell forgive him for something with him giving her a register? I dont get whats going on, but as expected of Kehma! Chapter 147 Extra: Ichika and the Bars Slots 30 DP a day or thirty copper coins. Thats the [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]s wages for employees. Also, food and board are free. In other words, wages were free to use however they wanted. Considering that it was fifty copper a night without meals and that its equal to or a bit higher than the [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]s standard, it was a pretty great job. Aaaalright, Ill definitely win today and eat a mountain of curry bread! Ichika pumped herself up as she headed to the bar today. She held the days wages, thirty copper coins, in her hand. For someone whod spend all their money overnight like Ichika, it was everything she owned. Her aim was the bars slots. Heeey, is my beloved Slot-chan ready~!? Ohhh, Ichika-san. Wee back, your usual seats ready to go. Thanks! Nooow then, todayll be a win! Weed by Wozuma, the bars master, she headed to the second slot machine from the farthest back out of the six in total. The three ones farthest in were the kind that would take between one to three copper per go anddepending on the amount someone puts inwould increase the number of hit lines, starting with [Just the center row], then [an additional two rows above and below], followed by [an additional two columns on the sides]. [1] The seat second from the back waspletely reserved for Ichikas use, so Wozuma would quietly make sure it was open and ready for use as the end of Ichikas shifts approached. Ka-chink. Ka-chink. Ka-chink. Putting in three copper, she pulled the slots lever. The drum spun with a machine-like sound and. I can do it! Haaaaaaah! Bang! Pow! Boom! Pushing the buttons with all her might, the designs stopped moving to reveal a loss. Kuh! Nine more tries haaaaah! She put more money in, pulling the lever once again. A loss. Even so, Ichika didnt give up. She had enough of her wage left for eight more tries. Phew but ya wont see me run away! Do iiit! Oh, Ichika huh? Youre still doing that eh. Mu? Whats up Gozoh? Talkin to me to break my focus? Gahaha! Sure why not? So, hows it, any wins today? Nn? Nah I can do it, I just know it! While saying that, Ichika got another loss. No good huh? Dummy, take a good look! See here!? The right slipped down a bit yeah? This is a sign that the next will be a win! Really? Rather, there was something like that? Well, lets gooo now! And then Ichika received another defeat. Gozohs vision was piercing her. However, Ichika grinned. Fufu, dont be so quick, Gozoh. Thiss the flow for a jackpot. Jackpot? When theres a loss after that slip, the patterns that after five times nine times outa ten, therell be a jackpot! Heeh, hurry up and spin it. Hmm, well, watch closely! Ka-chink, bling, bling, bling. Ka-chink, bling, bling, bling. Ka-chink, bling, bling, bling. She got three more losses. Two more huh? I-its not something to get impatient for yknow? Ka-chink, bling, bling, bling another loss. G-gunununu! Alright, if the next ones a win, Ill buy ya some karaage. [2] Whatd ya say!? Just watch! Lets do iiit! Ka-chink bling, bling O-oooh! Look, look! Theres two [7]s lined up in the center! Oh, its workin? Nows thest one, then? Give it my all! Give it my all! Now! Bling. A [7] appeared, moving into position, then a loss. Guaaaah!? Nooooo! Ga ha ha ha! Knew it. Gunununu, dangit Ka-chink, bling, bling, bling. Ichika pressed the buttons as though shed lost her spirit. A set of cherries lined up, kaching! The slots bells rang, signifying a win. Oooh, Gozoh, I won! Karaage! Won nine huh? Nice. Bein just one try off wouldve sucked, Ill give ya just one. Oooh, thank ya~ She won nine as it was a x3 multiplier win for the slot machine. It was a win that was at least better than nothing at all. It appeared around two out of every ten uses. Gozoh carried a single karaage stabbed with a toothpick Ichikas mouth as she was still glued to the slot machine. Nom nom. Omnom. While savoring the entire karaage, Ichika spun the slot machine again. In the end, she wound up spending everything she owned on the slots today as well. Kuuh, today was a bad today! Lets head back~ haaah Aye, ya did your best! Depressed, Ichika left the bar. Immediately after that, at the slot machine second from the backthe one Ichika was just sitting at, there was an argument. Hey, move aside. Youre in my way! No way, you won yesterday, but todays my turn! Oi oi, I waited enough, shove off! Todayll be my win! After Ichika uses it, itll have a fifty percent chance of winning. That rumor somehow spread amongst the regr customers. Aah, youre all doing great, arent you? Nn? Roppu, youre going to give it a shot? Gozoh headed over to the table that his partner Roppu sat down at, drinking a swig of alcohol. Dont say something so foolish, Gozoh. I dont believe in that rumor. Heeh? Why not? Because of that rumors origin it came from Kehma-san right? The first to go after Ichika would be the first to winhowd it go again? The person to go after Ichika will get her winnings, I think? Well, its that kind of feeling at least. After that, the rapid rumors of [Easy Winning] [Big Jackpots] [Someone Actually Won It] [I won!] had recently settled down into [50% Chance to Win]. In truth, the seat that Ichika used was such a popr one that it was kept spinning until it won. If it kept on being spun, itd have to win at some point. The more the spins, the more often thered be a win, so it really was a seat that won a lot. . There were many losses as well, but the race of people known as gamblers didnt pay attention to something as inconvenient as that. Because of that, along with the rumor, that slot machine was particrly popr. Well, those guys like gambling a lot after all. I wonder if its because theyre adventurers? Gozoh shrugged his shoulders as though to say that theyre pretty simr. Boooyah! I won! Hurry up and switch out with me! Kukuku, I cant give my seat up now! And so, that day had yet another boisterous night inside the bar. Footnotes: Looks like this. Kind of. Return Karaage is amazing. Heres the wikipedia page for it! Chapter 148 Extra: An Average Viger-Adventurers Day Off Yo! My names Nanmo. Im an adventurer! Eh? Im just a viger cause of my simple clothes? Good job noticing. Im a resident in this Golen Vige! The vige made in front of [Cave of Desires], Golen. Well, its only just got its name recently. Looks like theres some super strong wolf demon appearing recently, but thanks to Hero-sama I just dive into the dungeon every day with a te charm! Well, todays my day off since I hunted an iron golem yesterday. If I can get a single iron golem, I can take a few days off without having to do anything. Thats even after splitting it with my partner, Ian! Although I take the iron golems to Dyne-sans shop rather than straight to the guild for them to buy it, its a pretty delicious trophy that turns into fifteen silver each. Still, its crazy heavy since its just a lump of iron so I gotta be careful. I dont even have to pay inn fees since I have something of a house that Kusan built. Its a bit cold though. Theres no firece, but I can make a fire inside the house so I can get by. Im obviously careful with the fire though! Well, the vige chief lets us use the onsen to save on fuel costs, so I dont need to spend as much money herepared to when I lived in Sia. Now then, breakfast todays going to be some cheap bread. Its an item made with the inns hearth, using the viges reserved wheat flour. Its cheap and low quality wheat, but it feels as though it tastes like first-rate stuff since Kinue-san makes it. Chomp hard. Ah, its hard from getting cold huh. Yep, well, whatever. Its bread that Kinue-san made! Delicious! Maaan, having a good cook is great isnt it. Kinue-sans beautiful too. With her somewhat transient atmosphere making me think shes some sort of sprite, mmm, I want to marry her. Yep, how bout I go to the inn today? Maybe I should get her a present sold at Dynes business? Rather, they have a ton of stocked essories there dont they wonder why. Well, because of that I went for one of this dungeons special products at Dynes business, an iron golem iron ring. Iron golems sell for fifteen silver, so the fifty copper it cost for the ring was a pretty excessive thing for them to charge, but I bought it anyway. Now then, the one at reception today is! Ah, its Nerune-chan! Nerune-chan looks a bit simplepared to Rei-san and Kinue-chan at first ce, but shes amazing when ites to magic. Unexpectedly, Nerune-chans somehow managed to wholesale light magic tools to Dynes business. Shes almost definitely an apprentice alchemist huh. Though its not to the point of being a dungeon town, the vige was built right in front of the dungeon, so since its pretty cheap to get upper quality magic stones, theres a lot of craftsmen that need magic stones using this area as a ce to practice. Thats why this dungeon-located vige has a ton of cheap magic tools that doesnt really match the viges scale. Oops! My train of thought went a bit off track there, haha. Well, whatever I wanted to say, Id also like to marry Nerune-chan. An alchemist wife that supports her adventurer husband, doesnt that sound great? Yo, Nerune-chan, the weathers great today isnt it? Wee~. Eeeh~, is it~? Are you going to stay~? Nah, Im going to head into the onsen though! Just the onsen huh~, its free for vigers~, but for everyone else its ten copper~ No, Im a viger! Heres my viger card! I showed her the iron tag that was the proof of me being a viger. Theyre something that the vige chief had Kantra-san, the vige cksmith, make. Each one has an individual name and number on it. Im the eighteenth, isnt that a great number? Eh? Whatd I say? Hahah, I said its a good number, a good number! Even so, its Nerune-chan; Ive been here a ton of times show she knows my disposition and always jokes around. See, were just like ten steps away from the proposal now huh? Fufufu, being a popr man is hard! Ah~, right. I verified it~. Here you go~ Yep, thanks. How abouting over to my ce tonight? Ah~, I cant do something like that~ I headed off to the onsen while being seen off by Nerune-san in regret. There were other vigers in the onsen as well. Ooh, if it isnt viger number one, Gozoh-san! You brought alcohol! What amazing muscles! Definitely a dwarf! Oh? Yanmo huh, youre taking a break today too? Yeah, I hunted an iron golem yesterday. Hoh, how manyd you hunt, around three? One with my partner. How about you, Gozoh-san? Aah, I hunted five day before yesterday with Roppu and Kehma. Five with three people fifteen silver times five umm, fifty silver? Seventy-five silver, twenty-five each. Ah, yeah, I knew you know? Itsmon sense,mon sense. That so? So Yanmo can do math huh. I just leave stuff like that to Roppu. Yeah, I felt like Gozoh-san was like that. But twenty-five silver huh, so thats how he can drink alcohol all day; he earns that much money. Rather, he said Kehma like it was nothing, but thats the vige chief you know? The vige chief was an adventurer? I had no idea. Between you and me, its easier to find iron golems when you go in with Kehma. Seriously, Kehma has a great nose for em. Eh, the vige chief has a good nose? Did iron golems have a scent?? You an idiot? Saying someone has a good nose doesnt just mean that their sense of smell is better! Heeh! Thats good to know. Ill tell Ian about thatter. Aye ah, want a swig? Definitely! Saying that, I took a mouthful of alcohol from Gozoh-san. This was another of this viges charms: being able to get advice from senior adventurers. And then another guest arrived in the onsen. Nn? There were people here? Oh? Kehma! Come on in, we were just talking about you! V-vige chief! The person who came in was the vige chief. He doesnt have much muscle at all is he really an adventurer? Youd normally need to have at least enough muscle to carry the heavy equipment right? Well, first off how about a cup to drink? Have some. Refused. I dont drink much alcohol. The vige chief refused Gozoh-sans alcohol arrogantly. Hes probably the only person in the whole vige that could do something like that. Other people would just dly drink it, since the alcohol Gozoh-san gets tastes crazy delicious. Tch, no fun. Well its all good. Kehma, wanna go golem hunting with this guy here next time? Eh!? A sudden invitation. I-is this my chance to earn twenty-five silver a day too!? Nope, sounds troublesome. I just went with Gozoh day before yesterday yeah? Gozoh, youre not saying you already used it all right? Drinking money runs out fast! Rather, our gracious golems make such a rare hunting ground, theres still not many people here. That so so therell be more peopleing? Im going to have more vige chief stuff to do, eh. Im tired. H-huh? What about my twenty-five silver? Its already gone? Haah E-excuse me. V-vige chief? I didnt know that you were an adventurer. Huh? Yeah, D-Rank for now. Oh, were the same rank! You dont look like a vanguard though? Yeah, Im a rear guard. Kuros the vanguard. Kuro is Ah! Kuro-chan! Right, shes the vige chiefs party member huh. Kuro-chan is a girl, yet she has an unthinkable name like Meat, but shes strong as heck. Thereve been a lot of adventurers that have suffered from underestimating her due to her physique in the mock battles. I also lost to her. It feels like having so much strength despite that appearance is foul y What kind of magic do you use? Ah, you dont need to tell me if you cant. Sorry, its a secret. The vige chief got up immediately after saying that. So cool. Apparently, he just came to warm himself up a bit before heading to bed Its still lunch time though? Eh, hes already going to sleep? What a cker. Haah, still, for the vige chief to be that Kuro-chans party member huh? Then that means the Goshujin-sama Kuro-chans always talking about, no way? Aye, its Kehma. Kuro fawns over him. Umm, with Kuro-chans name and her using [Goshujin-sama] uhh? Yanmo peoples fetishes are best left alone. Uwaaah, I wont say anything. Ah, on the topic of fetishes, I love navels you know? Theyre so cute and adorable! Gozoh-san feels like hed like someone who drinks alcohol Ahh, Roppu-san huh. Definitely. So after warming myself up enough in the onsen with all that, I decided to eat some lunch. Kinue-sans handmade onigiri are great. I headed to the dining room. I wonder if Kinue-sans there~? Kinue-san~ Nn? Kinue-san has the night shift today you know? The one to say that was the silvery-haired beauty, Rei-chan. Her styles good too. Rather, why are there so many bride candidates for me here? Ah, really? Well, Im happy I could see Rei-chan though. Todays lunch is onigiri. Five copper coins. Your silvery hairs beautiful today too. Ill take an onigiri, as well as one of your smiling faces. A smile is five copper, making eleven copper in total. Ah, theres a charge Huh? Isnt eleven a bit over? Its ten right? Eh? Ah its a special service just for guests though? Got it, Ill pay! Fuuua special service just for me!? Now I feel bad. I paid Rei-chan the eleven copper. Here is your onigiri ehe! Oufu! What a great smile! I want to marry you! Her gentle smile was like the sun! Come to think of it, even though there was a crazy amount of salt here and there in the onigiri made by Rei-chan, it was a mysteriously edible onigiri. Its definitely edible because its jam-packed with love! Fufu, thats a good smile. How about it, wanna have a meal with me tonight? Would you treat me to an S-Rank meal? You just have to get the meal ticket, ehe! As expected, five golds a bit much! Fufu, shes just shy. I know that its not like she seriously hates me. Because its like that you know? If she really didnt want to, she wouldnt have given me a condition. In other words, shell marry me if I can do that. My my, Im so popr. The onigiri for lunch are every-day ordinary onigiri. Theres something ck used to hold it something from Pavuera, I think its called seaweed? Well, its not bat at all. It tastes like Rei-chans love. Now then, lunch is done so what now? Ah,e to think of it, its about time for the rat race huh? Yep, I got the time so lets go check it out! Think its time I headed to the game room. Entrance is free. Just watching the rats racing is fun by itself. Oh, Ian huh? So you were here? Nn? Yanmo, you came too? My partner, Ian. Theres a betting note in his hand ah, feels like he just lost. Did you win? Ill get it back on the next race. Yep, looks like hes going to be on a losing streak so that means if I bet against Ian, Ill win? Who did you bet on? Ah, I bet on two: Oranihasanpo and Aonotenteki. [1] Then Ill bet on another one oi oi, wasnt Onsoku your favorite? Why didnt you buy one for it? Because this is the second time Onsokus going today. It should be fatigued from its first race. I dont think itll be like that. Well, I bet five copper on Onsoku. As a result, Oranihasanpo stopped just three steps away from the goal and Aonotenteki started running back towards the starting line for some reason. The one to win was Onsoku. It walked leisurely the whole way, but it dashed forward the instant Oranihasanpo stopped in front of the goal line, reaching the goal with momentum enough to practically roll in. Moreover, while on the topic, Bibibi was sleeping at the starting line. My five copper turned into seven. Yep, today feels like a good day, lets go all in! * Hmm, todays weather is great (escaping from reality). No, thats it yeah? I thought that I should do it. The omens were good. I also won the bet I put on Elekimouse after that, but the ones after one that were no good. I wasted all of the money I had on me. Man, I shouldve realized itd be bad when I saw Ichika in her gambling outfit. Lets end our holiday today and go after another iron golem tomorrow. Un ahh, stopping nows so disappointing! Haah, I sighed while heading to eat dinner. Since theres the emergency wheat rations, Im able to make do with a single copper to get some bread. When I went into the dining room as it turned night, my beloved Kinue-san was there. Kinue-sans pale green gentle aura is seriously fairy-like. Kinue-sans just someone where everyone winds up adding a [-san] to her name. Oh my, wee do you want another loaf of bread? Nanmo-san. Ahahah, Im embarrassed Kinue-san actually remembered my name. After all, Kinue-san is Ah, I just remembered the ring Id wound up putting in my pocket. Right, Kinue-san. I have a present for you. Oh, what is it? I-its this ring! Oh my, its wonderful Nn, how about I give you some bacon to thank you for the gift? Saying that, Kinue-san sliced bread that shed made at some point without me noticing and put a slice of bacon in it. Kinue-san, you really are a spirit, a pure existence! This service must be proof of our engagement! Um, if you could, could you show me you wearing the ring? Fufu, Im working right now so just this once alright? Saying that, Kinue-san took the ring that I bought and put it onto the forefinger on her left hand, showing it to me. She moved it right after since she was working though. Yep, I dont need to wager bets on the rat race. Buying essories is so much better Well then, please order a proper meal next time, okay? Y-yes! I took the bread with a slice of bacon in it and returned home in good spirits. She called my name and made me dinner (bread). Its not an exaggeration to say that were already married, right? Maaan, Kinue-san really is a good person. She even gave me some free cheese. Ian, what youre getting is just my extras, you should thank me! Yeah yeah, how about you hurry up and sleep? Were hunting golems tomorrow. I plopped down onto my futon. Magic stones from golems are purchased at a good price too, but iron golems are really just better Thinking about when my next day off would be, I fell asleep. Footnotes: Theres exnations for what the different rats names mean in the footnotes of Chapter 108 Chapter 149 Extra: What Uzoh and Muzoh Are Doing Now Lake Izamu is in a cold area. There is a dungeon on thekes solitary ind that can only be essed during the winter when theke is frozen over, [Ice Mirror Labyrinth]. This dungeon also had talks of magic swords being easy to acquire in it, so it was a pretty popr dungeon. There were currently a pair of adventurers advancing their exploration through its mysterious corridors while paying careful attention to their surroundings. Hmm What now, Uzoh? Well, doesnt look like weve found a magic sword, Muzoh. Well, maybe itll appear on its own if we keep going? The Uzoh Muzoh duo where looking for a magic sword to pay back the person who saved their lives. Although they were the ones to set the one year deadline, they hadnt found a magic sword yet. They were also saving up, but they didnt have enough to buy a magic sword yet either. Well, Kehma-san said that we shouldnt overwork ourselves. [Return the magic sword even if it takes two years, just dont do something unreasonable and get yourselves killed] was it? That message we got through the guild Seriously, Kehma-sans on another level, Uzoh. I want to work harder and pay him back! Muzoh! Rather, Uzoh. Seems Kehma-sans turned into a vige chief? Eh, he stopped being an adventurer!? I didnt hear that, Muzoh! No. Hes still an adventurer. At the usual dungeon [Cave of Desires] yeah? They set up a vige around it ah. He easily brushed aside a snowball-looking monster that started attacking him. It was a monster that appeared often in this dungeon, a snowball. They were very weak alone, but they turn into pretty troublesome enemies when they group up into a snowman. But man, that dungeon seems to have turned into a pretty good one, Uzoh. Really? Muzoh. Like theres iron golems popping up there now. Magic swords too. If magic swords are showing up there, shouldnt we head back to [Cave of Desires]? Muzoh. Could we show our faces to him without a magic sword? Uzoh. Nope! Stupid question, Muzoh! Strolling through the icebyrinth, Uzoh and Muzoh searched for a treasure chest. They exterminated several kinds of cold-type monsters that appeared on their way, like ice goblins, blue lizards, and cold wolves. They werent a pair of C-Ranks just for show. They were on their guard for traps, but this dungeon didnt have many of them. The worst of it was what they were standing on was slippery due to ice, but it wasnt much of a problem since they wore spikes. And so, on the second day of their exploration inside [Ice Mirror Labyrinth], they finally came across a treasure chest. In two days, just one. There were so many parties diving into this particr dungeon that even though theyd just found a single chest, they were the lucky ones. This is a pretty normal pace aint it, Muzoh. Even though we saw a lot of treasure chests when we first dove into [Cave of Desires] There was also the inn stuff, so [Cave of Desires] was iparable to other dungeons in various ways. Thats what Uzoh felt. So, whats in it? Give me a sec Yep, no traps. Uzoh, you wanna check it out too? Yeah. Excuse me from getting locked up in a room again, Muzoh. After their time spent being trapped in the [Magic Sword Test Room], theyd both been studying traps to deepen their understanding of them. As theyd had to live through what it felt like to almost lose their lives while diving into a dungeon, not just Muzoh, but Uzoh also had enough scouting skills now to work as one. After taking some time to carefully check whether or not it was trapped, they took a bit of a distance away and used a pole to open the treasure chest. It appeared as though there really wasnt a trap. So, whats in it? Lets see eh, theres no sword. A magic tool? Uzoh, you wanna check them out? Muzoh passed the magic tool in his hand to Uzoh. It was shaped very closely to a baseball. He couldnt figure out its use, but there was a spot to put a magic stone in, so he knew immediately that it was a magic tool. It was probably an ice-producing magic tool as those appeared in this dungeon quite often. If so, theyd make a decent amount of money by selling it. Hmm? What kind of magic tool is this? Maybe we could sell it to buy a magic sword? Best thing to do would be to get the guild to appraise it. Well, how about we stop here this time? Uzoh. Yeah, even without the magic tool weve picked up a lot of monster materials on the way, so lets head back. Uzoh and Muzoh decided to head back. It was even colder than theyd thought it would be, so they wanted to hurry up and get back to town to eat some warm soup. That in mind, they retraced their path at a quick pace. Chapter 150 Extra: The Winter Demon Winter. The frozen season where snow would umte. To save on heating fees, I opened up the onsen to vigers free of charge. I nned on collecting money through tax one of these days of course, but for now Ill just pardon them with their DP. Its that cold winter right now, but my rooms instion is excellent. While were at it, its tatami-mat style. I decided that the tatami I was lying down were excavated from the dungeon. They were 300 DP each. Fu fu fu, theyre like small luxuries. And I have a trap on my tatami mats! Shoes are banned! You have to take off shoes to enter their domain kukuku, in other words, I can look at undressed feet as much as I want! Well, the only ones thate into my room are Rokuko and Meat though. My eyes chase legs even though Im not a lolicon what an unfortunate tale. Alright, lets think about something else. When I build the employees lounge, Ill fill it with tatami mats. That way, it should be easy to get the employees to enter a certain thing. The winter demon, Kotatsu-sama. [1] Did you make this, master? Should I clean this ce up? I helped make it too~. like the dial that can be used to adjust the heat by changing the thickness of the magic formations lines another great idea that will revolutionize everything~ aaah warm~ [2] The Kotatsu-sama is a square-type table that can fit four people. Nerune got in from the opposite side I got in at. Since I made it together with Nerune, we got to test out Kotatsu-samas magic before the other employees and lead the charge. Her simple brown socks are pretty good. Ill take this spot. Excuse me, master. Ill be joining too. Its not meal time right now after all. Rei and Kinue-san took off their shoes and got onto the tatami mat. Reis wearing ck stockings. Kinue-san moved to sit next to me while wearing green socks, matching her overall green coloring. It wasnt a color that most people would go for, but since it was an overall unified color she scores top points. They wound up all getting covered by Kotatsu-sama though. Crap! I cant appreciate them now though!? Was the kotatsu a failure? I needed it to make a Japanese-styled room though. Kotatsu-sama, tch. Ooh, its warm Its afortable temperature, isnt it? Fufufu, it was hard getting the temperature to be just right~ Aah, yeah haaah, well, thats good. Theres no helping me not being able to see them, so I sighed in resignation. Whatever, even if its just a kotatsu, the results are alright. Just then, something touched my foot. What? Hyan!? it was Reis foot. Looks like she extended her legs and wound up touching my foot. S-sorry master. I hit your foot. Dont worry, thats part of a kotatsus charm! So you are supposed to stretch out under a kotatsu? Then Ill do it too ah. Sorry. No no, dont hold back, Kinue-san. The area under Kotatsu-sama is like international waters. T-this might be something amazing. As expected of Kotatsu-sama. A brilliant 180 degree turn! Ah, Kehma! I heard! You made something new again!? Nn? Ah, Rokuko. Come join us-ah, were already taking the four spots Aw well, Ill sit next to you then. Saying that, Rokuko forcibly pushed her way into sitting beside me. Oi. Its cramped. Its fine, you and me can share right? Yeah, partner in body and mind Maybe I shouldve made it a bit bigger? I made it a square-type this time, but maybe its be better making a rectangr one? Or maybe I could make a huge one that you cany under and just have your head pop out of? Well, like that, Rokuko entered Kotatsu-sama and overfilled it. Ooh, so warm but all of your feet are getting in the way, get out. Eeh~, dont wanna~. I dont want to leave the warmth~ Thats right, I cant yield this warmth Besides, isnt it alright Rokuko-sama? If we left, wouldnt there be a little too much space? Oh. This is best after all. The monsters and dungeon core have a good rtionship. Did Kotatsu-samas magic just invalidate the dungeon cores order? I dont remember making such a scary magic tool though? They were hesitant over leaving the kotatsu for their shifts after that, so I had to give the employees strictmands to keep being punctual with their work hours. With those various things and while the slightly sweaty Rokuko stuck close to me, I fully enjoyed Kotatsu-sama. This is a kotatsu Might be a little confusing, but the speaking order here is Rei -> Kinue-san -> Nerune Chapter 151 Rins Parting Gift Spring arrived. The snow melting, a warmer air filled the area. Its said that spring is a season of encounters, but for [Cave of Desires], its one of parting. You have to go? [Yeah. Thanks, for the care. Kehma.] Promising to leave in the spring, the ck wolfthe enigmatic ck slime (wolf type), Rin, had already decided to leave the dungeon once winter ended. Although I was thinking about tricking it with something like [Winter is forever you know?], it wouldve been pretty bad if I got exposed. It also wouldve felt like keeping a ticking bomb in the dungeon. [Ah, right. I made this. Here.] Nn? Whats this? Rin handed me an orb. I caught it with the messenger golems hand. Its a ck orb about the size of a baseball. Its so ck that it looks like its eating up the light. The heck is this thing? [Its a Gravity, Bomb. If you strike it, most enemies, will die.] Oi, dont give me something like that. Am I some suicide bomber? [Kukuku, were you, surprised? Its alright, I set, a keyword. Hold it with, your hand. After you say it, throw it. The keyword, is [ck te].] So theres a safety seriously, I still dont know what this guy is at all. ck ah, itd be bad to say it now. [Kukuku! You didnt fall, for it huh! As expected, Kehma is, smart.] Hahaha. Could you give me another? Id like to try it out against boss. [Sure, try a few, times. I make them, myself, so theres a limit But, they dont work, against me, you know?] Saying that, five of the ck orbs dropped out from Rins ck pelt. It rolled them over with its forefoot. Are you some kind of powder keg? Your existence itself is like a bomb, though. [Thats the limit. Use them, well. Then, see you.] Yeah when are youing again? Next year? [No idea, but till then, dont die, yeah? Ah, Kehma cant die, so its alright, right? Well, see you.] Laughing, Rin left the cave. On this day, Rin, who magnificently left the cave in broad daylight, was seen by adventurers that carried white tes. It ate a ton of white tes as a midday snack. It left? Yeah, it feels like I just put down some heavy luggage. Phew. I sighed. So I was feeling stressed by the absurd bomb named Rin being in the dungeon after all? I just feel like I finally removed a popcorn kernel from between my teeth right now, its a pretty refreshing feeling. Theres also the fact that our DP ie went down since Rin isnt in the dungeon anymore, so theres that. It gave us quite a lot of ie over the winter. Well, its fine. It gave me these Gravity Bomb things, they seem pretty dangerous I wonder how strong they are. Theres no way theyre strong enough to copse a dungeon right? Im troubled about where I should put them! I was also able to advance the dungeons development while Rin was here. I started making the new riddle area after the warehouse area, as well as an arena area just beyond that. The arena area is a kind of miniboss fight. The haniwa golem is the opponent there. Its a bit lonely since there isnt an audience though. After the arena area it turns back into what youd call more of a normal dungeon area. Taking a break there, the next floor has the boss room and the innermost core room. By the way, the innermost core room is a twoyer structure, with a dummy core room on one side that conceals a hidden inner room that also has a dummy core. Why would I make a wasteful thing like that? Thats because I dont really know where I should put the real dungeon core. Since the saintess used [Treaty], a skill that could seal off a dungeon cores movement, I want to put it in safe a ce as possible. On the other hand, just putting it as far in as possible isnt any good either. Dungeon cores = farthest in. Thats how all adventurers think. So then I thought about making a twoyer system using a dummy core and the real core and tried it, but there might be people that can see through the trick. I realized that after I made it, so I decided to put another dummy core there. So right now the real dungeon core is hidden in the arena areas ceiling lights. Its hidden among shining orb light magic tools. Well, this should be good enough for now. Ill have to react immediately if people make their way past the riddle area though. Ah, right, Kehma. Ill be away from the dungeon for a bit, is that alright? Going away? Youre leaving? To where? Is there somewhere to go? Maybe its some business in Sia or Pavuera? To the dungeon core assembly! Which reminds me, there was something said about something like that, huh. Cant I go with you? Ive never seen dungeon masters get brought along, so I dont think so. I think Ill be back in two or three days, so please wait here. I wasnt able to gost year because of the bandits after all. In other words, what shes doing isnt different from what shes always done. Got it. So, when are you leaving? Ah, today. Rokukos body started emitting a faint light. Thats? Un. Im off Not like I want to go, though. At that moment, a magic formation appeared like it was wrapping around Rokuko and, with a bang, she disappeared. Tell me sooner, oi. Chapter 152 The Dungeon Core Assembly When her vision returned from being filled with bright light, she was at a buffet venue under the blue sky. It looked as though the assembly had already started, as there was a red werewolf filling its mouth with meat, as well a gold skeleton that wasughing while drinking ck tea. There was a ck dragon in the distance gulping down alcohol out of a barrel, apanied by a unicorn jeering it on. At first nce, there were a lot of races intermingling, making quite a peaceful scene. However, each and every one of the people there were dungeon cores. Although there were quite a lot of people in the form of a human, the majority were using mimicry to take human form. Now then Rokuko, like every year, quietly walked to a corner. This year was outdoors, so she really didnt feel like eating. Thats because without there being any walls, she didnt feel like she was actually in a corner. While moving towards the corner, arge snake,rge frog, andrge slug each about the size of a human turned up in front of her. Hoooh. If it isnt 695. Whatre you doin? Gue gue gue gue, rather, youre still alive eh? You didntest year and your DP was 0, so we thought you died, haha. Si-650, 651, 652 L-long time, no see. Haaaah!? Add the No.! Hiii!? Bang! No. 650s snake tail make a loud noise, causing Rokukos body to once again stiffen up. Incidentally, adding [No.] was a form of honorific amongst dungeon cores. Rokuko absolutely didnt want to use it for those guys. W-what, w-were part of the same 600 series, so isnt it, alright? Huuuuuuuh? I cant hear you. Gekokoko Whats this lowest ranked 695 saying? As though to block Rokukos path out, Core 651, therge frog, went around her right side behind her. Yeah yeah, arent you a cheeky one? Hiuuu Core 652, therge slub, ced his hand (?) on Rokukos shoulder. This was the trinity, a three-way deadlock Rokuko felt goosebumps all over her. Therge snake brought its face close to Rokuko, its tongue slipping in and out of its mouth. Shaaa Fufufu, how bout we move over there for a bit? N-no! Let go Its alright, alright I say~. Not like youll die, geko geko geko! Nooow~, how about youe with us? The ce they gestured was the ce that Rokuko was originally heading to, but her reason was very different from these three that wanted to take her there. Thats why she was quietly heading thereto avoid being found by this kind of people. They were trying to take Rokuko, but no one cared After all, it was nothing but a struggle between those in the lower rankings. Like they wouldnt worry about ants crowding around toffee dropped on the ground, the majority of dungeon cores there didnt bother paying attention to Rokuko and the other three. Oh, you alright here? Just then, a red smander appeared. Dungeon Core No. 112, Ontentoo. The dungeon core of a fifty-one floor dungeon that practically filled an entire mountain, [me Cavern]. Fully enjoying a slow life with his red dragon wife that was his master, even if he couldnt be called top-ss, he was a firmly middle-ranked dungeon core. He was also part of the 100 series, so he was their senior. D-Dungeon Core No. 112-sama!? What business do you have with us? Aah? Ah Ah. Nothing for you guys. You there, 695. Come. Eh? U-um, this person? What, are youining? You, whatre your number? Si-650! E-e-excuse me, No. 112-sama, Im a fan! Because the snake didnt have a hand to shake, he held out a tail. However, Ontentoo ignored him and talked to Rokuko. Right. Well 695, lets go. U-umm un. Taken by Ontentoo, Rokuko was released by the threes encirclement. Core 650, still holding his tail out, was utterly surprised. While getting rid of the slugs mucus with [Cleanup], Rokuko addressed Ontentoo, who was silently walking in front of her. U-umm, No. 112 sama? Aah!? Stupid, I dont need somethin like [No.] or [-sama]. Raaather, whend you turn into a yesman? Turning around almost with a roar as though he were about to snap at her any second, Ontentoo brought his face near hers. As a senior, Ontentoos name was somewhat known. Thats why for a little while now since he took Rokuko people had been staring their direction. B-because, a low-ranked dungeon like me surrounded by three people, I couldnt talk back. Haah? Ah, ah. Right, right. Ontentoo poked Rokuko with his fire-tipped tail that was characteristic of smanders. It was obvious that he held back with it, but even so it was still considerably painful for Rokuko. And a bit hot. He had just helped her so its not like she could say anything though. Kukaka, you shouldnt say something like that. You defeated me! That was thanks to Kehma, not me. Kakaka! Thats not wrong, honestly isnt bad but its true that you won. Doesnt a cores abilities include their master? In other words, for me, the power of my beloved wife is included! Ontentooughed. People around them heard their conversation. Defeated him? Against No. 112? 695 the lowest rank did? Such lines could be hearding from their surroundings. In particr, people questioning just what sort of dirty trick she used could be heard, but since they really had used an unfair trick, she couldnt even say anything. The dungeon battle itself used irregr rules in the first ce. Kehma said that was a tie you know? Then do you want to try switching offense and defense next time? Sorry, but I decline ah, I can make it from here. Thank you for the help, No. 112. With that, Rokuko started to leave. However, Ontentoo stopped her. Well, hold up. [Father]s greeting will be soon. How about we get something to eat until then? The meat heres pretty good you know? Ah, good. Its here this year again Even though dungeon cores dont actually need to eat to live. Theres no trash or poison mixed in at this table so dont worry. Or do you not trust me? Oooh? Im your benefactor you know? Uu. T-then Ill take a little. Rokuko timidly bit into the meat that Ontentoo held out for her. The instant she bit into it, the meats juices spread throughout her mouth, wrapping her tongue with the rich vor of the meat. She didnt know what kind of meat this was, but it was amazingly delicious. Rokuko believed that its vor would be a hit with Meat. Ou, youre getting messy. [Cleanup]. Om, nom. T-thanks. Kakaka! Youre wee. After a while of Rokuko eating her fill, a voice echoed through the area. [Yo, my adorable children. Is everyone doing well?] Looking up into the sky, there was a single man projected on a huge monitor floating in the air. Chapter 153 Father The dungeon cores all looked at the man that was disyed on the monitor at the same time. Naturally, this included Rokuko as well. Tou-sama its been two years since Ive paid my respects to your countenance. Other than [Father] and [Tou-sama], there were also people calling him [King] and [God]. The man had ck hair and dark skin and was wrapped in a deep blue vestment. Although Rokuko said countenance, half of his face was hidden by an eye mask. None of his mouth was hidden, though, and he was smiling. Not one of the dungeon cores here knew who he truly was. However, at the very least, all of the dungeon cores here had been produced by him. This was an unshakable truth. The standard leading theory was that he was [Dungeon Core No. 0] and all of the dungeon cores here were his [Dummy Cores]. Many of the dungeon cores that took human shape did so because he, as their [Father] had a human shapeor, at the very least, appeared in that form. Therefore, Haku, who held a human shape from the start, was the object of envy of many of the dungeon cores. Another reason Haku lowered the ranking of Rokukos dungeon was so that she wouldnt be targeted by others begrudging. [Oh, are there fewer of you? Thats saddening. Maybe I should supplement it with some new children What do you think, 1?] Sir! If father believes as such, should father not do so? The knight-formed Core 1 answered [Father]s question. In this dungeon core assembly, the most influential personexcluding [Father]was this person. The single-digit number wasnt just for show. [Hmm. Thats a boring answer. Is there any child that has another opinion?] However, seeming as though Core 1s answer didnt satisfy him, [Father] asked the other cores for an opinion. However, no one said anything. No, they couldnt say anything. Because if they did say something, that was the same thing as speaking out against Core 1. And to begin with, reproving [Father] was a very awful thing to do. Could I give my opinion, Otou-sama? Among them, a single core raised their hand. Who? Who was so recklessthinking that, everyone looked towards the person. [What is it? 89, what is your opinion?] [Father]s voice rose as though delighted. Core 89 Haku smiled. Approximately seventy percent of the 600 series are still alive. It might be somewhat premature to birth younger siblings. Would it not be more eptable to wait for them to decrease a little longer? Whats this [Betrayer] saying!? With a roar, a quaking voice shook the ground. Core 5, a ck dragon, interrupted the conversation between Haku and [Father]. However, [Father] gently chided 5. [5. Right now, I am listening to what 89 has to say. You can speak afterwards.] E-excuse my impoliteness, dad! But! [Didnt I say I would listen afterwards? 5 is wise, so could you wait patiently for me?] Y-yes Told that he could wait as he was wise, he would have to deny that if he red up again. Core 5 could do nothing but withdraw. Then, [Father] asked Haku again. [Now, 89, how much do you believe the number of children should decrease beforehand?] When the number of surviving members of the 600 series drops below fifty person, I think. It has been simr to that until now. [Indeed, that is an understandable opinion. Thank you for the consultation.] I am honored to hear your praise. Haku bowed reverently. [Next, I will hear 5s opinion. What is it?] Sir! Father, that 89 there is a [Betrayer] and hunts our brethren. Of the dungeon cores that, the majority are due to 89s guidance. That is likely why she has kept track of the fine details of how much dungeons have survived she does not deserve having her opinion heard! [Hmph. 89, is this so?] Yes, I certainly am trimming away other dungeon cores so that I may live, Otou-sama. Is there a problem with that? Haku asserted herself, not shy in the least. [None. Sacrificing others in other to livethat is the correct way. Huh? I get the feeling that I said thatst year as well.] It has been said every year, Otou-sama. [That so? Well, even so, everyone here is my adorable children. Be moderate, alright?] Yes, I understand. Haku smiled. Haku being disparaged as a [Betrayer] was a usual thing. [Father] lightly admonishing her was also a usual thing. [So now, what is your opinion on birthing new children, 5?] T-thats I think its best for dad to do what he wants. [Un, thanks. Maybe I should try asking some other children, too] Muttering as though bored, [Father] started looking for someone else to ask. [Oh.] His gaze swept towards Rokuko and stopped. Rokuko trembled Surely he wouldnt ask her. Surely. [112, what do you think? Do you have an opinion?] So that was it. He wasnt looking at her. Realizing that, Rokuko breathed a sigh of relief. Aah right, huh, I agree with No. 5, father should do what he wants yeah. If I had to say something, new kids popping up would be interesting? Well, Ill wait even if it doesnt happen right now. [Heeh. Interesting, huh. Thats good.] Forcibly using polite speech, something he wasnt used to, Ontentoo sounded amusing in various ways. With [Father]sughing Core 5 sent Ontentoo a look as though to say [Good Job]. [Well, while were at it, 695. What do you think? Haeeh!? Suddenly talked to by [Father], Rokuko turned rigid. While thinking that shed love if he stopped with the surprise attacks, she spoke slowly. U-ummm I-I, um, right now, Im the lowest ranked, of the 600 series so if I could have juniors, I would be happy, umm, I think If I were surpassed, I think that I would have mixed feelings about it. [Hahaha, mixed feeling, huh. People like you are alright, 695.] Rokukos face reddened up like a balloon. [People like you], in other words [like Rokuko], which meant that hed watched Rokuko enough to have an impression of her. Likewise, she may have simply stood out by beingst in the rankings. Contrasting Rokuko, Haku was smiling radiantly. Rokuko let out her breath. Even though she knew she was tense, she couldnt help it. He listened to several other cores after that. However, everything followed what Core 1 said in that [Father] should do what he wanted. I might not have stood out if I said something like that too? Rokuko just now realized that. [Un, how about we stop for this year? Ill think about it again next year.] Saying that, [Father] pped his hands. The tension in the air gently rxed. [Alright everyone. If anyone has a question, demand, or opinion, feel free to say it during the feast alright? I cant interfere with you all much if its not on an asion like this after all.] [Father]s mouth formed into a smile. Just then, a single dungeon coreone in the form of a man in his primeraised his voice. Ooh, our god! May I ask for this ones wish to be heard? [That was quick. Whats up, 380? But first, Id be happy if you called me dad.] Thats impossible, for a diminutive child like me to. I shall be gods servant till myst! [Aaah, un, so what did you want to ask?] Core 380 knelt, speaking his wish. ! A miracle that disys gods power! I wish for the resurrection of the dead! [Oh? You cant? The revival of your favorite child, that is.] [1] The one this one wishes to be resurrected is his brother, Core 379! During the winter season, he fell into the wicked 89s machinations and was cast down by the evil gods vanguard [Ah 379 huh. You were the twin cores, huh. Yep, sorry, but thats no good.] Why!? Surely, with gods strength!! [No good] was not [Cant]. There was arge difference between the two With [Father]s power, even if a core was destroyed, he could bring it back to life. However, [Father] spoke heartlessly as though to warn Core 380. [Because it is against the rules.] Even [Father] appeared to be bound by some sort of rules. [Aah, right! Ill make a monster that looks the same as 379. The child would be able to take human form the same as you. Itd use just a bit of DP, but itd be a monster that you couldnt distinguish from you. 380 wont be lonely anymore with that right? You could produce as many as you want.] Core 380 looked astonished for an instant before bowing in worship. Thats oh, god. This one wishes to express his gratitude. [Yep, d I could help!] Core 380 touched his head to the ground, trembling. Was he really happy? Did he truly want to express his gratitude? Rokuko didnt get it. Footnotes: Alright, so pronouns simply dont exist in this sentence and Im not sure exactly what [Father] is implying here. Im assuming [Father] was referring to some named monster that 380 summoned, revealing to readers that you can revive dead named monsters. However, I cant be sure myself. The raw, literally tranted, simply says: Oh? Huh, cant? Favorite childs resurrection. Chapter 154 Rankings [Now then, its probably on everyones mind, so lets announce the DP Rankings.] With [Father]s words, the atmosphere felt strained once again. [Alright, attention everyone! Ill announce the top ten first! Well, the order hasnt changed the past few years so lets ze through it!] The first to tenth ces were announce in one go. There wasnt a change even whenparing it to the time Rokukost attended. From 1st to 3rd ce was respectively Core 1, Core 2, Core 3. 4th was Core 7. 5th was Core 9 and 6th was Core 6. After that was Haku, Core 89, in 7th ce, with Core 5 in 8th, Core 10 in 9th, and Core 8 in 10th. Roar! Letting out a roar in vexation, Core 5 breathed his ck mes towards the skies. Most of the top ten was held by cores with single digits. Rokuko felt that Haku, whod made her way into that, was amazing. Moreover, although the amount of DP the person possessed was disyed alongside the rankingsince Rokuko didnt know how to read digits over one trillion, even though she understood that it was awesome and endless, she couldnt read it. [Hmm, after all, 1, 2, and 3 are excellent. Im d. Keep on collecting DP like youve been.] I am extremely d to be honored by your praise, father. Taking a knee, Core 1 gave thanks like a knight would. Core 2 and Core 3 followed suit as though taking his lead. Core 2 and Core 3 were each respectively silver and copper colored knights. Among the first to ny-ninth cores that were called the First Series, there was talk that [Father] made these three in particr deliberately courteous, so it was taken as natural. Even so, after umting so much DP to the point that it was unreadable and still being told to collect more, Rokuko felt that they were truly in a different realm from her. [7 and 9, do your best as well. Try to pass Core 3 if youre able alright?] Yes, Tou-sama. I will do my utmost. Core 7 and Core 9 both held female forms and had green and blue hair respectively. They were called [Mountain God] and [Sea God]. Well, Haku was also called [White Goddess], so Rokuko felt they were like her. [6, 89, 5, your positions allow you to take watch of those who rank lower. Raising them is important as well, thank you.] Your words are too kind. Above all, I am happy to please Otou-sama. Oh father, this immature Core 5 is d to be of use. Core 6. A grim-faced man wearing an ominous ck armor. Generally referred to as the [Great Demon King], he is the lead of the Demon King Faction. Core 89. Needless to say, she was Haku. Founder of the Raverio Empire, she was Rokukos elder sister. She was called [Betrayer]. Core 5. As the only one in the top ten to not take the form of a human, he was a ck dragon. He did not wish to conceal the appearance he received from [Father] and did not wish to change his form. Many reptile-type cores, Ontentoo included, chose the same. They were known as the Dragon King Faction. [10, 8. You two have been giving it your best. You have my regards forever, keep on living alright?] My king, I appreciate for your happiness. I will answer your expectations with my all, master! Core 10. He imitated [Father]s outfit, but the vestment that wrapped the old mans body was ornamented resplendently. Core 8. Contrasting Core 10, the elder merely wore simple clothing and leaned on a cane. [Well them, next Ill announce everything up to 699th ce. Man, theres a lot of swapping around in the lower positions so its pretty fun to watch right?] A hugendscape-oriented table appeared with much smaller writing on it than the cements for the top ten. If Kehma were here, he probably wouldve said that they were simr to test announcement tables. It showed all dungeon cores ranking between eleventh and six hundred ny-nine ce. It also showed what dungeons had died like Core 379. It recorded how much DP they had at that time, but no further changes. And so Rokuko started looking around the low rankings, looking for her name. That said, since her earnings increased drastically after Kehma arrived, she was hoping that she might be able to have escaped from the low rankings. Then, looking fromst ce up she saw cores that died immediately after being produced and cores that had used all of their DP in their final struggles, going all the way to 0 DP shed looked all the way through to the four hundreds but still didnt see [695]. This continued all the way through to the three hundreds. There were many 600 Series inside of the three hundreds, practically all of them looked different as they couldnt take human form yet. Seeing Rokuko browsing, Core 629, an orange rabbit, piped up to Rokuko while rubbing its face. Nikyu? Whatchu doin there 695? Arenchu at the bottom~? Eh, ah, no, um My number, its not there. Its strange. Youere finally forgot by papa? I-I dont think so. Then canchu look with the DP column? Wont miss it that way! Oh, right. Recalling how much DP she had, Rokuko looked through the DP rankings in front of her. Three hundredth ce, 629. 351,200 DP in possession. Huh? Come to think of it, how much DP did I have right now? I got a lot of DP as inn fees Haku-anesama, how much was that? And so, she looked at the DP disy on the menu. After she recently put a limitation on the disy for how much she could use, it had only shown around 100000 DP the whole time. It had been a long time since she checked how much total DP she had. 729,359 DP. Un? She rubbed her eyes and looked again. It hadnt changed. 729,359 DP. .. No, no no. No way. Our property should definitely be in the form of gold coins. Just a little while ago, Kehma said that if he turned all of the gold coins into DP itd be more than the DP we have now? Eh, wait a sec. Doesnt that mean we have double this.? And Im higher than the 350,000 DP at 300th ce? Whats the matter? Starin at the DP I saved up. I get its envious, but its no good not earnin it yourself~? Ah, no, its just Un. And so Rokuko made her way up through the rankings 250th ce, roughly 500,000 DP. Eh. Eh, how far up is it? Rokuko finally found her number. 210th 695? She looked again to make sure, but it definitely said 695. Turning around for a moment before looking back, it still said 695. By the way, two hundredth ce had 1,000,000 DP, quickly increasing to 10,000,000 DP at one hundred fiftieth ce. Fueh. An odd smile made its way onto her face without her realizing it. Chapter 155 Core 666 When Rokuko grinned, the deadlock trio turned up. Whats this here? What are you bothering with 695? Gue gue, here even though youre the lowest ehhh? Yeah! Dont you know what to say to your superiors? Rokuko turned towards them, but she was smirking at them. Oh my. For what reason are you all here? What rank did you get? Uwaah, what a gross face. Did your core melt from being talked to by Tou-sama? I went out of my way to let you know that you dont belong here. Me? 321st, fufufu, I went up three ces ye know? 322nd, gekokoko. I passed 650. 310th! Im the best of us three! Oi, 653 getting all cheeky? So, 695. You? Fu. Rokukoughed haughtily. Then, she spoke with a triumphant look. 210th. Nn? Sooorry, what was that? 210th! Fufufu, I passed you! I passed all of you! Geko? The eternal lowest ranked 695 in 200th, this is an illusion riiight? Look right there then! Take a goooood look, it says 210th, 695! Rokuko pointed at the table. It really did say 695 in 210th ce. Whaaa!? S-seriously!? No way!? Hold up, is something wrong with the disy!? How could the lowest ranked 695 be that high up!? Im not at the bottom anymore! Im 210th. Right, Im higher ranked! Add [No.] to the 650! I absolutely refuse. I definitely dont recognize you being 210th. Werent you just saying some shit about not using [No.] for us? Ah, thats right, huh. I guess [No.] isnt important, Rokuko thought, changing gears. But what the heck. Howd 695 pass us after so many years of us saving up DP? Fathers mistake? Fathers mistake no waaaay. Maybe she cheated? Geko geko, yeah, cheated! Shes a cheater! Core 651 shouted out [Cheater! Cheater!] with its loud voice. Rokuko, who had been the lowest rank until now, suddenly rose to 210th ce. Moreover, the rankings werent based on the amount they earned in a given year. It was based on the amount of DP theyd saved since their birth it was natural for cheating to be suspected. Because of that, the cores who were surpassed by that low ranked Rokuko got hooked on by his voice and started paying attention. But what kind of cheating could she have done? Didnt she get some DP from the [Betrayer]? A fixed dungeon battle or something Come to think of it, there was something said about her winning against No. 112 a bit ago how did the lowest ranked core win? Does that mean that No. 112 is a co-conspirator? Ah, what theyre talking about is actually close to the truth. Rokuko thought. Huh? Does that mean I cheated? Did I cheat? It was illegal? Confess! Now, how did you cheat, 695!? I-I didnt, c-cheat though!? Uwaah, youre obviously trembling. How suspicious nyujururu. Not knowing how it turned into her doing something wrong, Rokukos eyes started to spin, growing hot. She looked like she was about to cry. Stop talking, you unsightly worm. A cold voice projected out from somewhere. With those words, the area grew silent. A fiery red-haired girl appeared. 666 Use [No.], 650. Is that notmon courtesy? I am a higher rank than you, and you and I are not close with each other. Core 666. The first in the 600 Series to take on human form, she was an excellent core. She was also the youngest in Core No. 6s Demon King Faction. GuhNo. 666! Say something to 695 too! Why should I? Why!? This cheater passed you! She did not pass me. When looking towards the spot Core 666 pointed towards, it said [180th, 666]. She pushed aside many people, making her way past the 200s. B-but! She cheated to raise her rank! Yeah, she definitely got some from 89! With the funds for the dungeon battle and the inn fees Rokuko received from Haku, as well as the DP she got as tips, he wasnt necessarily wrong. Crap, was that illegal? Rokuko was even more flustered now. Foolish then shouldnt you just raise your rank the same, through [Cheating]? Haah!? W-whatre you saying!? Are you stupid!? Core 650 shouted, saying it was out of the question. Meanwhile, Core 666 simply sighed. Not at all. If the cement was recognized by father, it isnt cheating, right? Is it cheating to earn DP through means you cant do yourself? Even if the pretext is extreme. Guh r-right, 666 gets No. 6-samas leftovers like how Rokuko does, so its not like she would speak again here huh, soooorry, hohoho. With a sh, Core 666 pointed a magic sword d in mes towards the middle of Core 650s eyes. It happened in an instant, so Core 650 wasnt able to react in the slightest. If you insult Jiji-sama I will ughter you like a pig! Hiii!? W-what!? Kill!? Y-y-you wouldnt actually! Even while saying that, Core 650 (the snake) quickly retreated to Core 651 (the frog) and hid behind him. Core 666s sword suddenly vanished and she spoke with a nonchnt look on her face. So the snake is a wimp? What do you think, 695? Eh? Ah, un, you could say that? Yeah. So, wimp? Shaaa!! So cheeky, even though youre just 695! Eh, wait!? Why did it turn into me saying that!? Hmph. Core 666 snorted. Core 666 somehowid the me on her, but for some reason she felt less nervous. By some chance, did she just help me? Oh? Core 666 just noticed something after looking at Rokuko. As for what she was looking at, it was the red ruby and orichalcum ring on her left hand. 695. Thats a beautiful ring. Eh? Ah, this? Ehehe, in truth, I got a master you know? Then, I got this ring as a present from him! Heeh, from your master huh seems expensive. If Im not wrong thats orichalcum, right? Eh, ah, un. Yeah. Could I take a closer look? Eh? Nnn, c-can you see it like this? Rokukopletely ignored the roarsing from Core 650, who was still hiding behind Core 651, and held her hand out to Core 666. She took her hand and looked at the ring it was a ring that encased an orichalcum band with pure ruby, one without any mars. Core 666 observed it carefully. 50,000,000 DP wouldnt be enough, it was a treasure worth at least 100,000,000 DP. Why didnt you turn that ring into DP? Eeh!? No way, t-this ring is important, I got it from my master. Theres no way I could! But if you did, wouldnt your ranking go up quite a lot? Even more than mine. Core 666 stared at Rokuko intensely. As for Rokuko, she knew that Kehma had made it with a small amount of DP, so she didnt think that it would turn into much DP. Well, she didnt intend to do that since it was her important ring (present), though. No, dont wanna. Hearing Rokukos answer, Core 666 let go of her hands. So wasteful, 695. Really, just a bit just a tiny bit, I want to break you. Please dont!? It doesnt sound like a jokeing from 666!? When Rokuko said [666] even though it was like how humans would refer to someone by their first name, Core 666 didnt particrly take it as anything bad. [1] Instead, sheughed with a smile on her face. Then, she spoke. Therefore, 695. I request to have a duel with you. Footnotes: Remember that in Japan, its mostly presumptuous to call someone by their first name. It can be anything from rude to intimate. Dungeon cores names are structured with XXX for the number, where I am tranting as the [No.] portion of the name. In theirthe dungeon coresculture, it is like an extra honorific (like san, kun, etc) that is used to make it more formal and not so simr to using someones first name. It might be a little confusing, so sorry about that Chapter 156 Seniors to the Rescue Wondering if she heard wrong, Rokuko looked at Core 666. It felt like she just said for them to duel. E-excuse me, sorry. What was that? 695. I request to have a duel with you. It looked as though she really didnt mishear her. A duel? Umm, is that different from a Dungeon Battle? Right now, right here, we cross des. Thats all. Thats all, you say My, is that sword at your waist simply for decoration? Rokuko was pressured by the girl who looked fired up, as though she wouldnt be made light of. She pointed to the sword visible at Rokukos waist. It really was a decoration. Shed forgotten about it up till now, only remembering now that she was reminded it was there. Now, will you draw your sword? No, it really is a decoration though. You wish to go against me bare handed? Right you really are looking down on me. Shall we move somewhere else? Core 666s magic sword appeared again and she ignited it in mes as she took her stance. Meanwhile, Rokuko just wanted to know what was going on. She looked around her for help. Her eyes met with Core 629s. He looked away. Worthless orange rabbit well, it was doubtful whether he could have even helped. Kukuku, serves you right 695. Now hurry up and kill her! Oh, 650. Would you like to join as well? I-Ill pass! I wouldnt do something so savage. Huh? Dueling is savage? In the next moment, Core 666, who was definitely right in front of Rokuko, was suddenly thrusting her sword at Core 650 again. Hii!? I said stop it! This time, Core 650 (the snake) retreated to Core 652 (the slug). Hmph. Well, my sword is too good to be used on the likes of you Now then, 695, shall we start? Seeing Core 666s smile, Rokuko thought about what she could do. Her choices were: 1. ept the duel. 2. Run. 3. More importantly I want to eat Melon Bread. She wanted to choose number 3 and escape from reality, but that probably wouldve only served as provocation. On the other hand, if she chose number 2 her back would be cut through and number 1 was absolutely impossible. Dangit, I should have at least had Kehma make this sword and these clothes into a golem! It was a bit toote for her to think about that, though. Oh my, it looks like youre doing something interesting, 666? Just then, her savior appeared. It was Haku, wearing a white dress and smiling. No. 89-sama. Yes, I was thinking about deepening my friendship with 695. Mmm however, isnt dueling somewhat dangerous for that? Did No. 89-sama not also deepen her friendship by doing something simr with No. 8 Jiji-sama? Going with that, could 695 and I not imitate that? Fufufu, impudent. Are you not going to discipline her? 6. Kukuku, what, 89? Isnt it 695 that should be disciplined? Someone else joined in. The [Great Demon King] that wore ck armor, Core 6. Sparks flew in the air between Haku and Core 6. Is that so? Recently, your child has been buzzing around my things. I wonder if its too difficult for you to hold the reins on them more securely. Hoh, I dont know what youre talking about. If I ever find out, Ill be sure to say something. Fufufu Kukuku Core 6 drew his ck de. Haku brandished her white spear in response. It shouldve been a duel between Rokuko and Core 666, but it somehow turned into a duel between Haku and Core 6 by the time anyone realized what was going on. The mood in the air felt stifling. Heeeeey! You guys! Let me join in toooo! Core 5, the [Dragon King], flew through the air towards them with his huge ck dragon body. Kabang! The air shook when hended, roaring on impact. Rokuko, who received the roar from up close, felt her legs give out from under her and she fell to the ground. She wasnt confident in herself, but she managed to not let any out. Meanwhile, Core 666 was standing calmly, while the trivial trio fainted. Ill crush 89! 6, lets do it! Do you intend to order me? I would kill you first. Haaah!? You want to settle it before the [Betrayer]!? I am fine taking you both on if you wish. Leave me out of it. Waving her spear, Haku provoked the two while warming up. The surrounding cores all began running away so that they wouldnt get rolled up in the chaos. Rokuko wanted to run, too. However, she was part of the reason this was happening. It was already doubtful whether or not she was rted to it though. Rather, she could run away either way; her legs wouldnt move. [Okay~, you three, stop it there.] Suddenly, [Father]s words stopped the three. [Getting a bit rowdy isnt bad, but going this fars no good, alright?] Oh my, my apologies, Otou-sama. I might have gotten a little excited there. Gununu but I finally had a chance to It was my error, father. Core 6 said a bit much as the other two put away their weapons. The area calmed down quickly. That was only on the surface though, of course. [However, 6, 89, 5. I would like it if you three could deepen your friendship peacefully. All three of you are taking care of young ones, so your juniors are looking towards you, who are their seniors, for guidance So, shake hands.] Urged on by [Father], Haku and the Great Demon King shook hands while forcing themselves to smile. The Dragon King also put one of his ws out. It really was a scene that would cause ones back to freeze up. However, looking through the monitor, [Father] found it satisfactory. [But well, it might be a good thing to decide victory and defeat once and for all. With something other than DP Rankings, that is.] Saying that, do you have an idea, Otou-sama? [Thats a good guess, 89. Youre correct!] [Father] spoke with a smile. [Lets have a Dungeon Battle between your juniors. To be exact, between the 600 Series juniors Aah, since only 650 doesnt have a master, hell be together with 651 and 652 as a handicap.] Eh? Hmph, there wont be a duel, but this might be good. Huh? Mu? Hoeh~ The trivial trio appeared to have woken up. I dont know how, but it somehow got decided that Id be in a Dungeon Battle I want to talk to Kehma. Rokuko pressed against her temples. Chapter 157 Team Battle And well, thats how it happened. Well be doing a Dungeon Battle. Just when I started to think itd been three days after Rokuko left, she came back and suddenly started talking about a Dungeon Battle. Rather, whos this [Father] person? God? Its definitely god. By the way, that was the first day right? What about the other two? Eh? The other two were for eating, drinking, merrymaking, having tea I got 210th ce you know? And Core 112, Ontentoo, got 63rd. Ufufufufu. This girl, shes happy. Is 210th ce something good? The big thing I want to talk about right now is the Dungeon Battle. So, why are we doing the Dungeon Battle instead of Haku-san? Because thats Tou-samas intention. Theres no choice but to follow it you know? What would happen if we refused? In that case, it would make Haku Ane-sama into an enemy. Absolutely no way. Ah, yep. I also dont want to do that. I dont want to die. So, the rules a three team battle, was it? Yeah. ording to Rokuko, Core 6 and Core 666 are [Team Demon King], Core 5 and Cores 650-652 are [Team Dragon King], and Haku-san and us are [Team Sovereign]. We need to prepare a new dungeon and only a single dummy core. If the dummy core is destroyed, its a loss. It needs to be destroyed this time, not just touched. The avable DP for us to usees out to 500,000 DP, dummy core included. The battle will start in one month and we should prepare the dungeon until then. And then theres a troublesome rule for me. To cooperate with the superior core (senior), make the dungeon in cooperation with the superior core (senior) using the superior cores (seniors) DP. If I took this seriously, Id expose my hand to Haku-san. Id have to make a dungeon without using [Create Golem] to not expose it. I want to hide [Create Golem] so that I can use it as ast resort, but then the way weve been making our dungeon so far wouldnt work. I think itd be enough since theres 500,000 DP, but our opponents have the same condition. How can I be stingy and have more stuff Incidentally, the superior core (senior) group is banned from bringing their own things, but its OK for the subordinate core (junior) group to So getting Haku-sans helpers is no good. I guess just happening to pick up some magic swords and other various things that Haku-san has thrown away is no good huh? Its probably no good. Maybe I should have Rokuko spin the 1,000 DP gacha two hundred or so times? With her luck, itd probably be worth it. Nn? But what should we do about our dungeon during the Dungeon Battle? Leaving it alone would be dangerous right? Yeah. ording to Tou-sama, the spaces will be connected during it. So we cane back to it every day. Connect space like a Dungeon Battle huh. For him to be able to easily do something like that, this [Father] guy really is suspicious. Your Tou-chans pretty amazing huh. Id like to meet him. You might be able to see him at the start of the Dungeon Battle? By the way, a disy for the limit to the DP we can use in this dungeon battle and the amount weve used so far was added to the menu. Talk about quick support. So, where will it be connected? As expected, itd be a big deal if something like a huge gate linking to the imperial capital just showed up in the middle of the vige. It looks like itll be connected between the inside of our dungeonat the arenaand Haku Ane-samas imperial vi in the capital. Itll change to where Kehma decides to make the dungeon. How thorough. I sighed. If I make it, therell be no escaping. I dont intend to run away, but I really want to. So, what should I do? Haku Ane-sama is going toe pick us up and bring us to the imperial capital! Wont we have a shortage of staff here then? If youre worried about it, why not summon more? Right. I can do that, cant I? I even summoned those three girls to be the first ones weve even collected a considerable amount of DP, so maybe its about time to summon some personnel to manage the dungeon? Fufufu, I am 210th after all! If its DP, I have it! Yeah~. Alright, Ill give Rei 50,000 DP to use to summon whatever subordinate she wants Why Rei? Because she knows the details about the dungeon. Meat and Ichika cant use DP, Kinue-san is engrossed with the inns domestic chores, and Nerunes immersed herself in studying You could call it the result of the process of elimination. Besides, shes those threes leader. I see, shes the most familiar with the dungeon after me. Somehow or another, Rei managed to be the three girls facilitator. There were a few things that happened when she was first summoned, but it somehow worked itself out. Kinue-san is the best for practical things though. Well, its fine. Kehma, when we, umm, go to the capital, I want I want to go sh-shopping. C-could youe w-with me? Yep, Ill lend you Meat to carry luggage. Invite me on a date in Haku-sans area? You know Id die right? I want to go with Kehma. Itd be a bit difficult under Haku-sans surveince Isnt Kehma a bit too afraid of Haku Ane-sama? Haku Ane-sama is super kind you know? Sure, youd think that. Thats only towards you! Chapter 158 Weing Master, I will live up to your expectations! When I gave Rei the 50,000 DP, she pledged her loyalty again. I cried from her passion. I nned on something like this, so lets consider it a good thing. And then came the next day. The gate opened in the arena and Haku-san arrived. Good morning, Kehma-san fufu, this room is considerablycking. Wee, Haku-san. Well, even though I tried building an arena, I havent finished the monsters yet, so its a bit embarrassing. By the way, this area is about the size of a ying field, but its as big as it can be without butting into our neighboring [me Cavern]s territory. Ontentoo said we wouldnt sh with their area if we dig further down, so I n on digging down to expand next time. So, its a team battle this time do you ept? Yeah, I ept. Still, I want to confirm a few things that I wasnt able to hear from Rokuko, is that alright? How hasty is it about the reward? Haku-san guessed what I wanted to ask. But that wasnt all. Also, please tell me the penalty for defeat. Of course. Haku-san smiled, nodding. Concerning defeat, right I believe that its natural to be concerned about that. It will simply consume the items that were brought and DP. Because this time is something of a proxy battle for us, there are hardly any demerits for you all. None? Then in other words its fine even if we lose? No. It cant be like that. Its Haku-san. I dont particrly mind losing either. Dont pay too much mind to it. And so if we dont pay much mind and lose, what will Haku-san do? We will receive permission to educate our juniors. From Otou-sama. Ah, I have to win. In other words, isnt the penalty for losing that Haku-san can do whatever she wants? To go with that, the reward for the team that wins is that Otou-sama will give two [Things You Want] to each core. Can it be any two things? No, they will be chosen by Otou-sama you know? Its an honor. I dont see what makes it such an honor since I dont know this [Father] person, but I feel like I understand it a bit if I change it in my brain to [Ill give you socks taken from your favorite idol]. Im definitely the only one that gets that. It probably wont be [Gods Bedding]. Id love to have it though. While I thought about stuff like that, Haku-san pped her hands together. Right, were in a room like this, so how about we have a match? As adventurers. Ill decline. I have work to do as dungeon master after this. Oh, thats unfortunate. However, lets elevate you. With a smile, Haku-san took a card out from her cleavage. When I nced at the card, it was one of the adventurer guilds IDs, an adventurer card. It had my name on it. I had it reissued. Umm, I dont remember losing it though? I am the head of the adventurer guild after all. The rank turned into B though? Congrattions, Kehma-san. You have joined the nobility. Right, I was Rank-B on that card. And adventurers were treated as nobles started at B-Rank. However, as for the noble ranks there were Duke, Count, and Baron, as well as more below those. It seemed there was a unique rank called Venturer for adventurers. It was a noble rank that onlysted for a single generation, but the person was tentatively treated as a noble. It was proof that the person had skill. [1] Additionally, it they continued and umted distinguishing services, they could be a proper noble and pass the title down to their children. Rather, is it alright to skip over the exam? I guess its fine since the head said its fine? Moreover, Ill have the old D-Rank adventurer card left over too I could use this for something. It normally incurs an obligation to pay five gold coins, but I will exempt it as an exception. If its too hard to ept it for free, how about paying with a cream soda? Haah Ill treat youter. So, why B-Rank so suddenly? Because I would be troubled if you entered my house as an adventurer. More or less, you need to be a noble. Aah it is the empires ancestor, Haku Raverios, mansion after all. Even in Japan, there was an elephant given the position of a noble so that it could meet with the emperor a long time ago, so its probably like that. While on the subject, isnt B-Rank a huge difference from the D-Rank required to go into Haku-sans dungeon? Alright, heres Rokuko-chans Ah, there are also some for Kehma-sans party members. Ooh, Im an adventurer! Thank you, Haku Ane-sama! Haku-san handed Rokuko her card personally, handing me the cards for Meat and Ichika as well to give to them. Rather, isnt it unneeded to make Rokuko into an adventurer since shes Haku-sans sister? It would be troublesome for me to give Rokuko-chan a peerage since shes my sister. Haku-san spoke, practically reading my mind. Aah, yep, normally, the empress blood kin would be royalty. It would be a high position, but her existence itself would be something troubling. Yep, hard to understand. Now then, now that youve be a noble I invite you to my house, Rokuko-chan. Yes! Hey, stop standing around Kehma, lets go! Saying that, Rokuko-san grabbed Hakus hands and dove towards the gate. Yep, lets assume Im supposed to go too. Footnotes: Venturer is my interpretation of a y on words used here. The rank is called Boukenshaku, where shaku means Peerage. This reces sha from Boukensha (Adventurer), which means person. So instead of Boukensha (Risk Taking Person), you have Boukenshaku (Risk Taking Peerage). I am definitely open to suggestions that keep the pun! Chapter 159 Haku-sans Imperial Vi When I passed through the gate, it was a warehouse. There was armor, spears, swords and the like all decorating the walls. Theres a shelf with a wooden box filled with swords and shields thrown away like junk. Even those swords in the box all look high quality with gems embed in them though. Rokuko and Haku-san, whod went through the gate before me, were waiting. Meat, who Id picked up, was holding on to my clothes. It looked like bringing her along worked. Just in case, I connected the gate to my hobby room my warehouse. Unfortunately, I cant lend any of the things here nor DP this time. So this is her hobby room so that means the stuff in those boxes are like her collection or something? Are these all magic swords? Huh. So Haku-sans hobby is collecting magic swords. Are these all handmade? Setting aside borrowing one, Id definitely love to watch at least once. Ooh, I remember thisnce. This is the one that put up the Fire Wall when we had the dungeon battle isnt it, Haku Ane-sama!? Ugu! Y-yes, it is. Rokuko casually ripped open an old wound. Harsh. Ive prepared a temporary room for you to stay, this way. Lead by Haku-san, who was smiling bitterly, we walked to the vi. It was mostly white, just like a temple. I wonder if shes worshiped? Here it is, Rokuko-chan. Oooh so big! Its just about the same size as the suite in our inn. Furnished with a canopy, there was a queen-size white bed. Must be nice I want one. Theres a see-through curtain going around it is that called a veil? Are the pillows, mattress, and covers all made from down? Its all puffy and looks so soft. I want to dive into it. And then sleep. Other than the bed? Ah yeah, it all looks high spec. I dont know for sure, but I think the lightings all taken care of by magic tools. Ah, theres the massage chair we sold her. But yeah, as expected of the room prepared by Haku-san, its obvious at a nce that its a high-end futon. Just looking at it makes me feel tired! Ah, Kehma-san and that ves is over here. Eh, I was ushered into a small dull room a short distance away. Whoosh. A tasteless four tatami mat room. It feels like a room youd use as a storeroom for luggage. There isnt even a single futon. There arent any pillows either. It reminds me of the time I first came to this world. W-wait, Haku Ane-sama, this treatment is really Oh? Kehma-san wont work if he sleeps though? Nou-umm, d-did I say something like that? Rokuko had a look on that looked like, Ah,e to think of it I did say something like that before huh~. Huh. So this is your fault, Rokuko. Well, even without that I didnt expect to be treated the same as Rokuko in the slightest. Hey, e-even so, a futon would be In that case isnt it alright if he returns to the dungeon every day? Right, thats very Haku-san-like. She just wants me to go back so she can keep Rokuko here. Thats alright though. I dont mind. Should I fake it a bit? Well, its a good enough room for just being lent to me, yep. Ah, do you want toe to our room? The bed is big enough for three people to sleep in. Oh, sorry, Rokuko-chan. That bed is for dungeon cores only. Really!? Uu, theres no helping it then Rokuko, you know thats a lie right? Dungeon cores only? Isnt that nothing but Haku-san just wanting to sleep with you? Enough about rooms, where should I make the dungeon? I am d that youre so motivated. Lets go to the conference room then. Ive prepared a map. This time we headed to the conference room. It was another white room, but in its center, it had a three-dimensional map of the entire empire. And the neighboring countries As well as a matching map for the Demon Kings territory. What an borate map. It feels like it shows so much more than Ive ever seen. Yes. This map is an important strategic intelligence resource. After all, its formed from knowledge brought back from previous heroes, as well as harpies directly documenting from the skies. Another worlds knowledge is nothing to joke about, its serious stuff. Thinking that, I took another look over the map. Tsuia Mountain and our dungeon in it is inside of the empires territory. Calcting backwards using the size of the mountain yup, its huge. Just how many Hokkaidos would fit in it? [1] Moreover, there are dozens of other dungeon locations recorded on the map. There are a lot around the area by the capital, are they all Haku-sans dungeons? And so, how about making the dungeon here? There are many geographical features, so you could utilize various things Moreover, it is nearby a monster vige. Hmm? Using a monster vige is alright with the rules for this? I was wondering about it, but Haku-san smiled. Looks like its alright. It looks like itd be better to actually check out the spots and narrow down the candidates. Yes, for now, I rmend this mountain. With a mountain, you could use all of the techniques that you all have been using thus far, correct? Looking at the spot that Haku-san pointed to as she said that, it was located a little ways away from the capital. A mountain not far off from the Demon Kings territory Ah, so a dungeon to keep that in check huh? I wonder if shes intending to use it as a lookout after this? Rather, I wonder whatll happen to the dungeons that get made for this. Ah, for the dungeons made for this Dungeon Battle, the winning junior will receive theirs, while the losers will be given to their seniors. So dont worry about that and do your best, alright? If we lose, she can use it as a lookout dungeon, so its OK. If we win, well be the ones to use it as a lookout, so thats OK too. In other words, Haku-san profits either way. Heeey, Haku Ane-sama. You know what Kehmas thinking even without him saying anything? Yes, I can tell from looking at his face. It is because I am used to negotiating with people. I wonder if I can do that too if I work hard? I want to know what Keima things about. Rokuko-chan doesnt need a skill like that, though? Hmm. Rokuko thought. In other words, even without having the skill, being one body and soul with Keima my thoughts are Keimas thoughts!? [2] I havent been able to read Rokuko-chans thoughts in a certain meaning recently Fufufu, thats because Im growing up! Rokuko stuck her nose up with a triumphant look. Yep, some things never change. Haku-san nodded with a relieved look. So Kehma, isnt this area here alright? Its the ce that Haku Ane-sama rmended. Well, hold on. There are other candidates. Itll influence what kind of dungeon we make. Like that, narrowing down the number of candidates, we decided to inspect the spots in person starting tomorrow. Its troublesome, but theres no helping it. I dont want to lose. By the way, Meat and I returned to the dungeon after that and Rokuko decided to stay the night there. Footnotes: Hokkaido prefecture is 32,222 mi sq, 83454 km sq. So yeah, pretty big. Return Note that the word for thought here can also mean concepts, ideas, expectations, etc. Shes also saying What I believe, he believes here and probably the other way around. Probably. Chapter 160 Touring the Imperial Capital 1 On the second day since Haku-sans vi was connected with the gate, I decided to take a tour through the capital. The first candidate for being our dungeon is [Inside the Imperial Capital]. If I had to have a reason why, Id say there were a few, but the number one reason was that if it was still our dungeon after the Dungeon Battle, wed be able to go to the imperial capital immediately through [Deployment]. Eh? A reason why thats an advantage for Dungeon Battle? Maybe I could call some local adventurers over on the day of the Dungeon Battle to defend it. Its not something we couldnt do at another ce though. And now weve went in a circle, but well, to be blunt, theres nothing else to do here. Ah, thats my official reason at least. The real reason is that I wanted to take a look around. Haku-sans base, the ma of adventurers, the imperial capital. Developed as the capital of arge country, there are a lot of people. Even the street Im going down right now is within the range of the dungeon, and theres so many people in sight not only are there a ton of people here, all of them are the sources that produce Haku-sans DP. There arent any disadvantages to it for simple sightseeing or like with the final evolution of our vige. My aspirations arent this high though. Theres so many people, Haku Ane-sama! This is the first time Ive seen so many humans. Fufufu, this is a daily thing. Incidentally, Haku-san is apanying us for the preliminary inspection. However, it wouldve been a pretty big issue if she just walked around, so shes walking around in her DP-saving form her loli mode. Rokuko wasnt the only one to have a variable age feature. She looks like the just-barely-older sister to the loli Rokuko. Something like a mature young girl. Since Haku-san (small) was like that and was still being called [Ane-sama], Rokuko was obviously in her small form as well. Ah, Meats with us too. Lets name this formation the Loli Triangle. Well, its not like Im actually going to name it though. Ah, Kehma-sanOnii-chan should I call you that? No, please continue as you always have. Hmm. Well then, is there some ce you want to go? There are no ces in the capital that I dont know about. Looking over her shoulders while leading the way, Haku-san spoke with an innocent-looking smile. The emphasis feels a bit differenting from the person who controls this capital both in name and in reality. Lets see, Id like to check out a few shops, as well as the adventurer guild right, Id like to take a look at an underground arena too. Oh? An underground arena fufu, that is something for night. Well, shall I guide you to themercial district first? * Haku-san lead us to themercial area. There were shops selling vegetables, fruit, clothes, as well as shops selling clothes and decorations. There were even butchers and fish dealers. Which reminds me, this ce is pretty close to the sea. Its even more prosperous than Sia. I didnt see any shops that sold weapons or armor. Maybe theyre sold in another district? This is the main street of themercial district. There are some ornamental-type armor sold here, but arms are mostly sold on the adventurer street. This ce also sells convenient magic tools for things like illumination. Looks like thats how it is. Haku-san immediately took hold of Rokuko and brought her into the clothes shop. It looks like a shop mainly for high spec stuff, like for royal purveyance, and also appears to know about her incognito loli mode. Maybe itd better if I said its a shop for when she wants to drop in incognito? Shes definitely shopping. Ill follow them in for now. There are a lot of designs, like ones brought by heroes as onesing from clothing-type items from the dungeon. Like this bunny outfit, or this white angel outfit. Arent those just a bunny suit and a nurse outfit? Those past heroes There was also a policewoman outfit, a maid outfit, and a school swimsuit. It looks like they somehow made them with this worlds materials, but theyre reproduced very nicely. There are even male-use outfits here too, I can feel a deep sense ofmitment in them One of the past heroes was probably a cosyer. The price yep, ten gold. As expected, clothes are expensive This is an ultra high ss shop after all. Now, Rokuko-chan, shall we change? Y-yes! She said that, but one of the things in Haku-sans hands was the bunny suit from before. There was even a bikini armor. Are you sure about that, Rokuko? Meaterr, Kuro, is there anything you want? Ummm I-I want to look at the clothes over there. Saying that, Meat pointed at the undergarment corner. This is such a high difficulty level. Rokuko was changed into various different outfits, but she ended up in a safe dress. By the way, it was cheaper to buy things with DP and theyd even have a good quality, so I didnt buy anything, but Haku-san bought a lot. On her tab. Shed even expressly had the castle pick up the tab, so it looks like gives this shop preferential treatment. That is, people nearby would know that the shop deals with the castle. So theres something like that huh, troublesome. Its the obligation of those who stand at the top to disperse money into the economy. Ah, Ill give this to Rokuko-chan as a present after the Dungeon Battle finishes. Yes! Thank you so much, Haku Ane-sama! The clothing they bought was great, but is temporary clothing alright? How about we go to the magic tool shop next? * There were various tools ced here and there in the magic tool shop. There were magic tools that emitted fire, that gave water, as well as those that shed light. They look like theyre pretty popr and sell well. Im told theyre also sold in the adventurer streets shops. Theres an instrument magic took that looks like a keyboard harmonica as well as a magic tool meant for cooking that peels of potato skins. I dont see why it needs to be a magic tool, but theres a fountain pen magic tool huh? It automatically refills its ink? So it doesnt run out of ink huh? Heeeh, thats amazing. In particr, I was surprised that magic tools like ones that could manufacture paper were being sold to the general public. This [Papermaker-kun] is a magic tool that a previous hero invented. When you put fine bits of wood into it and turn it on, it turns it into paper. This [Permanent Fountain Pen-kun] is bought by a lot of merchants together with it. It looks like [XX-kun] is the series naming convention for magic tools made by heroes. Taking a closer look, there are a lot of magic tools with [XX-kun] names. I do think that something that makes paper is an important tool, but is it alright to just sell it? Theres no helping it as it was the inventors wishes. It can only be repaired in the imperial capital if it is broken though. By the way, Im told that its only able to make a single sheet of A3-sized paper every few hours, with the purchases being recorded in a name register for maintenance and after-sales services. While I was taking a look at those sorts of production-type magic tools, Rokuko came over holding a pan in her hand. Kehma, isnt this [No Wood Pan] amazing? It gets hot automatically! Like a hot te? Can you adjust the temperature? It doesnt look like you can. Oh, [Heating Pan-kun] can adjust its temperature and doesnt need wood either. Low, medium, and hot its a popr item for both adventurers and cooks. The one that couldnt adjust its temperature was five silver coins, while the one that could was five gold. For just being able to change the temperature to give this much difference Right. The same with [Papermaker-kun], they can only be made by the [Hero Studio] Besides, the cheap ones are fragile. So theyre like brand name goods huh. And if theyre too cheap they might even ignite inside your satchel basically, by making inferior goods from a no-name brand, they make it seem like the better choice to pay for the brands name by raising its rtive value. Its something you could appeal to sue shops with in Japan, but it looks like all of the goods other than the brand name ones in this city are non-warranty junk items that you have to be responsible for yourself. Theyre doing quite well. Ah. Were they made by Haku-san? Chapter 161 Touring the Imperial Capital 2 I ended up buying a [Permanent Fountain Pen] from the magic tools shop and put it in my [Storage]. Lets have Nerune look into whether or not we can make something simr when I get back to the dungeon. I looked at various shops after that while wandering around. Next is hmm, shall we go to the Adventurer Guild? Themission rush should have settled down by now. With Haku-san guiding us once again, we went from themercial area to the adventurer street. There was a huge stone building with a veryrge signboardthe Adventurer Guilds headquarters. It had storehouses and disassembly ces next to it. Comparing it to the Adventurer Guild in Sia itd be likeparing an estate to a hut, to say nothing of the doghouse branch office at our dungeon. When we grandly walked in through the entrance, I saw that the office with cafe addition was styled and furnished with refinement. There are some adventurers that have been drinking since the morning spoiling the cafe portions view though. Oh, such cute children havent seen them before. And a sleepy looking Nii-chan huh? Hoh, arent they gonna be some beautiester on? Adventurers that were nearby walked over to us. Thinking they might be picking a fight, I got ready Um, Haku-san, why are you hiding behind me and grinning? Rokuko, whats with that [I dont care!]-like expression? Meat, please put your knife away. Alright, keeping your hands on the handle is OK. Hey, boy. This is the Adventurer Guild. A noticeably rough leader-like man spoke. I have the golem assist, but I dont think Id win. What to do? While I was troubled over what to do, he put his hand on my shoulder with a p. Rx. As their senior, you gotta protect those Ojou-chans. Here, Ill give you some candy. Theres some for all of you. I-its here! Tokoi anikis candy! The tasty honey candy thats a hit in the mercenary group! The killer technique for aniki who loves children even though theyre afraid of him, the candy! As expected of aniki, who donates most of his own earnings to orphanages~! Hes even gotten used to kids being on guard cause of his scary face scaring~! Weve seen kids cry from him approaching them with a smile at least a hundred times now yeah~!? Oi, Kalbi, Harami, Rose, shaddup. Somehow or another, this guy is an extremely nice person. I epted the bag with four candies in it that he held out. Umm. My bad, did I scare you? Ah, I-Im no one suspicious! Im a B-Rank adventurer, my names pretty well known too. You can ask the guilds staff if you want. Ah, yeah then, just to be safe. When I asked a staff member to make sure, it looked like all of the things that the three others said were true. Even though the B-Rank adventurers face is scary, he loves children and is the leader of a mercenary group. My nervousness went away. You didnt even hesitate asking the staff no, its alright. Its our first time meeting, so making sure was the right way to go. Fufu, its alright, its all good you were just being a good guardian to protect the children, right? Hahaha. If you get in any trouble just ask. With a voice that sounded like he was about to cry, the rough man and his group left. Just who was that? A famous adventurer of a certain kind that has be this guilds specialty. One of the [Useful] pawns this time. That you could meet him was fortunate Ah, in the event you use him, please do the negotiations yourself. When I asked Haku-san, thats how she responded. I see. So Haku-san also thought of the [Call adventurers in to fight on the day of the event] strategy huh. Well, a mercenary group would act for money, too. Setting aside whether or not I use them, lets remember that. Now then how about I introduce you to the Guild Head here? Follow me. Wait, the Guild Head isnt that Haku-san? I am the Grand Master. I usually leave everything to my subordinates. Saying that, she headed behind the counter. Not even being stopped by the staff, she went to the Guild Heads office. Haku-san knocked lightly on the door and waited. However, there was no response even after waiting a while, so Haku-san calmly opened the offices door. Supyaa supii nyaa fufufu Inside the Guild Heads room, there was a pink-cateared girl sleeping on the desk. The soft sunlight and warm interior of this office would be great to sleep in. I want to sleep too. Wait, surely shes not the Guild Head? Haku-san abruptly took out a wooden mallet and swung it downward at the sleeping cateared girls head. Godun. With a dull sounding from the painful-looking collision, the girl jumped up. Hitting someone when theyre sleeping so peacefully? How savage. Pikya!? W-whata-an enemy!? Ah, Haku-sama! Good morning, Misha. How is work? Ah! There are no problems whatsoever! There was a quarrel but it was no problem! Even though she was giving a proper salute, there were traces of saliva near her mouth and there was a puddle of it on the desk. Rokuko-chan, Kehma-san. As this is the first time youll have met her, I will introduce her. This Misha, a werecat. She is one of my party members and is also a dungeon monster. Im Misha! I pass as a cat beastkin in the guild but Im a werecat! What a lively cat! Im Rokuko! Kehma. Pleased to meet you? She looked like a cute girl with cat ears and a tail. How exactly are cat beastkin and werecats different? Im taking a human form right now. My arms would be covered with hair all the way down to my elbows if I turned back you know? Im super soft and fluffy. Ah, so she can do that. Soft and fluffy, huh. Even so, there should be a magic stone somewhere on her body since shes a demon, shouldnt there? Even though she looks like this, Misha is still an active A-Rank adventurer, so even just keeping her here is effective. She even has fighting strength I cant entrust many other duties to her though. So those were the circumstances right person right ce really is important. Hey! Look here, Im useful! No matter what, I was able to solve that [Easy] question that Haku-sama had so much trouble with on my first try! Ow!? Haku-sama, dont pinch meeeee! Ah, that riddle from the first Dungeon Battle huh. The answer of this problem is [Easy], in other words, a problem that a smart person would get stuck on so this girl solved it huh. It was a problem meant to be easily solvable so long as you didnt think about it yep, Im convinced. As you fell asleep on the job, Ill punish youter. Hiii!? I-Im sorryyy! Chapter 162 Touring the Imperial Capital 3 Leaving the Adventurer Guild, we ate lunch at a fancy restaurant. I couldnt taste the meal that well from the mental strain, but it was probably more delicious than our inns food. I definitely want to bring Kinue-san here and have her steal the vor. However, I was tired after the meal so I took a nap in a park. The sightseeing can wait tillter Well, Rokuko and Haku-san both left to buy evening party dresses, so Im just sleeping during the meanwhile. Why didnt they buy it at the clothing shop from earlier? Its a different kind of store. That one was a clothes shop for daily-type outfits, different from the tailor-made evening party dresses. Its like the difference between buying casual wear and a suit. Rather, that bunny suit is casual? Well, it seems that I slept for around five hours, but Haku-san and Rokuko returned about the same time I woke up. It was evening. Un, I knew that Kehma would be sleeping. Eh, he was seriously sleeping? The entire time? Surely he was thinking about what to do. No, Haku Ane-sama Kehma is a man that sleeps when he sleeps!! [1] By the way, Meat stood guard the whole time I was sleeping on the bench. I said to do whatever, but are you sure you wanted to do that? I probably shouldve given her a silver coin for pocket money to use how she wanted along with that though. * And then it was night. Finally time for the underground colosseum. People would enjoy watching monsters and diators fight in the arena. There were various rules and regtions, but the most popr was, as expected, the [Anything Goes Deathmatch]. Once wed temporarily returned to the vi, we rode on a carriage towards the underground arena. Taking the chance, Haku-san had returned to her usual adult form. However, she wore a white mask that hid her eyes. It was a in one-colored mask, but there were three blue jewels under the left eye that looked like shooting stars. How tasteful. Why are you in your original form? Oh, do you not want to watch from the special seating? Its more convenient there. Here, Rokuko-chans mask. Kehma doesnt need anything. Wooow, thank you! Hold up, an appearance that hides your social position? And you didnt even talk about Meat at all. Well, neither Meat nor I have one to hide though. Just in case, wouldnt it be weird if Meat and I didnt have them? Oh well. Alright, here. Rokukos had two gems, but mine and Meats didnt even have a single one. It feels like it was definitely intentional, like something that shows off your status even while going incognito. Youll be mypany for now, so please try to not do anything embarrassing, alright? Yeah, Ill be careful. By the way, if you dont wear a mask, it means that youll be a diator. I wanted to see how well Kehma-san could fight but, but oh well. Hahaha. So a mask without jewels means servant? Fufufu. So it meant that after all? Dangerous. The carriage went into a tunnel, continuing underground. Just when I thought that, the field of view suddenly opened up a bit and I saw a splendid colosseum. While I was thinking about stuff like underground construction and how the technology to build it would be amazing, I realized that a dungeon could make it all in one go. Im also building it in a dungeon. When we entered the colosseum being guided forward together with Haku-san, there were seats reserved for nobles with a great view. The chairs were only for Haku-san and Rokuko, but well, this is good enough. The arena grounds was entirely a dirt field. It looks like the current fight going on is between monsters, a huge boar named [Big Boar] that walks on four jumbo legs and a bipedal human-type cow called a [Minotaur]. Theyre fighting showily. The minotaur stopped the big boars rush by grabbing onto its fangs. It was a masterpiece when, even while it was leaving grooves in the ground by the force of the charge, it threw the beast sideways using its muscr strength. [Now, which will be the loser to show up as tomorrow dinner~!?] Thementary said something good. Im not Ichika, but Im getting hungry from it. Ah,e to think of it, I havent eaten dinner huh. Isnt it quite strong? Yeah, Haku Ane-sama. How to say it the sound, I mean, the impact was amazing. Bangs resounded each time the two monsters collided, causing the air to tremble. Bumooooooh! Eventually, the minotaur, which had managed to tip over the big boar, took a mounted position over it and bashed it on its soft underside, letting out a roar. By the way, the losers really do be ingredients for the restaurant. Thats why thisbination is rtively popr. Incidentally, they are also cheap in DP. Ah, so it was a monster summoned by DP after all. Yes. Dolche even if I say that, you wouldnt know her. Same as Misha, she is my party member. I leave this stadium to her. Shes passing off as a top-ss tamer. Being able to summon a monster that follows your everymand from the start would indeed make her look like a top-ss tamer. [Now that everyones riled up, our next contender iseh, one sec. Are you sure? Eh, seriously? The OK came from above? Er, oh, sorry about that everyone. AhemWell then, Ill now introduce our next contender!] It looks like the presenter was having a bit of trouble there, is there something off about the next one? My question was solved immediately. [Jumping into todays fights, from the Adventurer Guild, Guild Head Mishaaaa! Well finally see the strength of the cat beastkin that heads the Adventurer Guilds headquarters! She looks like a young girl at first sight, but her intellect as well as the true age of this drowsy woman is unknown! However, her strength is guaranteed as an elite grappler! The destructive force of an A-Rank adventurer isnt for nothing, her fist can even smash through adamantite! Rather, she is an A-Rank adventurer, but can the Guild Head reallye to a ce like this!?] Shaddup! Aah mou, Haku-sama said I had toe here well, shell look over my dozing if I defeat my enemy here, so Im going! Fufufu, itll be an easy win even if I just fight normally though~ Ooh, Misha-san huh? When I took a look at Haku-san, she was smiling. This is her punishment? [And now for the monster that will be her enemythis arenas star monster, the big tentacle slime! It has a transparent slimy body with tentacles, its immune to physical attacks so its pleasant in various ways! A grappler dares to challenge an opponent that negates physical attacks, this is exactly what a challenger should be!] Yup, this is definitely a punishment. Undting, the slimes body looks around twice Mishas size. The slime lurked along into the arena like a sea anemone, its tentacles billowing as it was being introduced. Eh, no way, I didnt hear anything about this! Wawait! Hyaaah!? The scream of an A-Rank adventurer echoed through the colosseum. Furthermore, Haku-san put her hands over Rokukos eyes from behind. Huh? Haku Ane-sama? I cant see. Please wait a moment, Rokuko-chan. Im in the middle of punishing an undisciplined subordinate right now. Misha had to endure something a bit awful in the arena. For now, I closed Meats eyes as well. Ah, it was amazing how her body got knocked down by the tentacles on the first move. Like ying with a child. Footnotes: Note that the word for sleep also means y down. This is a pun where Rokuko is also saying sleeps when heys down. I felt this way was more amusing, so I kept it like this. Chapter 163 Touring the Imperial Capital 4 Were a bit away the imperial capital at the sea today. At a sandy beach. Its still too cold to wear a swimsuit, but I want toe and swim in the summer. By the way, Haku-san isnt with us today. As expected, work piles when you take three days off to y around Nooo, Chloe can deal with this much. Im busy entertaining Rokuko-chan. That isnt possible. Ah, w-wait. Kuh, I-Ill work today. However, Ill finish up three days work in this one day! And Ill take tomorrow off again! Like that, Chloe dragged her off. It looks like you have to do a lot of stuff once you turn into the leader of an empire Rather, Haku-san actually has that much work? Isnt she supposed to be a retired person, living her life free of worry? Ah, is it that a person of power who doesnt even need to worry about session issues from aging and longevity cant be idle? Being efficients a problem too. I swear that Ill just leave it to proactive people and sleep. The sea~~~~~~! Woah Kehma, whats wrong? You just shouted out of nowhere. I wanted to give shouting at the sea a shot. White sand with not even a speck of garbage, a transparent blue sea, and bright, refreshing sunlight. Itd be the best if there were a beach house or something to take a nap in though. Napping with a seaside breeze well, its not summer so its alright. Theres a ce made to be a sightseeing spot meant for nobles closer to the capital from what I here, but there arent any buildings there either Haku-sans nning on taking Rokuko to a spot being converted into a tourist attractionter on. Well, the ce we came to today is this beach with nothing on it. We got here with Dolche-sansa member of Haku-sans party[Teleport]. It seems as though all of Haku-sanss party members other than Misha can use [Teleport]. Right, other than Misha, who after being slimified by that big tentacle slime yesterday and who somehow defeated it in the end with a physical attack, thinking, Cant I just d my fist with magical power?, it seems they could all use it. Dolche-san, who wore a white robe that looked like a certain RPGs white mage, was exhausted and wasying t in the shade of a big rock. She was in human form and she didny have any particr problem with the sun, but as expected, with her origin being a wraith, she didnt seem to be that good with bright ces. Ueh, the sun can just die Im melting Umm, excuse me, there are a lot of sea roaches. Im fine. I like insects and spiders. Fufufu, scutter scutter [1] Lets leave Dolche-san alone. Maybe theres some shade nearby that I can sleep in too? I brought a parasol and beach chair just in case though. Wait, we came here for the preview where to build the dungeon, not to sleep! Right Aah~, doesnt that cliff over there look like it has an awesome vibe to it? Like a criminal would get chased on to it. The heck? Please do the inspection properly. After thinking about it, even if we inspect the area, were going to be making the dungeon underground, so it doesnt feel like itll change much depending on where its built. I could use as much salt water as I want here, maybe I could make some salt? Salt, yep. Come to think of it, I wonder what Rins up to around now? This is the first time Ivee here, but this ce is smelly isnt it? Thatd be the smell of the salt water. The smell is a bit weaker than the ocean I remember, but I dont really dislike it. Smells fishy Hey, Kehma. Could we use the seas monsters? Sea monsters huh maybe. Something like a kraken or sharks? I opened the DP catalog from the menu. Hohoh, theres even a shark with two heads. I wonder if theres stuff like ghost sharks or flying sharks? For right now, the ones that stand out are the giant squid, giant octopus, and giant nautilus. There are ones pretty close to humans like sahagins and mermaids, as well as plenty of sea creatures like jellyfish and sea cucumbers. [2] Dagon? Feels like I shouldnt look to closely at the catalog. It doesnt really matter this time though. It costs more than 100,000,000 DP. [3] And then I noticed something. Various sea-type things were cheap in the DP department In exchange for that, mountain-type things like [Heat Source] or a wyvern, which were both unconnected to the sea, were more expensive. Even something like the iron golem, which was 500 DP each at Tsuia Mountain, had quadrupled in price up to 2,000 DP here. Could it be that DP changes depending on the location? Heeeh, let me see Un? Goblins didnt change, theyre still 20 DP. Why was the first thing you checked goblins? As expected of Rokuko. Ah, ghost-types are cheaper? I guess they would appear more often at sea. I wouldve thought that they would in mountains as well though. I see, so theres a difference in DP depending on the situation, matching the characteristics of the area It seems the dungeon core and master increase or decrease the various costs as well. No no Kehma, whatre you saying it wouldve been impossible to get another worlds rice if it werent Kehma. Oh yeah. So it was my characteristics that made it so I could buy Japanese goods with DP then? Maybe golems as well since theyre human-type? Haku-san was also using humanoid bipedal monsters that used both hands. In that case, itd be better to learn about our opponent. Looks like we could take advantage of it for some countermeasures. Hey, Rokuko. What is our opponent this time like? Nn? Umm, the first one is Team Dragons three cores, a snake, a frog, and a slug. What a three-way deadlock. Reptile, amphibian, and what was a slug? A shellfish? Seems like those guys would get creepy-slimy monsters on the cheap. [3] Well, the Demon Lord Teams was in human form, but umm, Core No. 666 is. what was she? Sorry. I dont know! Ill try asking Haku-san tomorrow. For now I took out the beach chair and parasol Id put in my [Storage] for just this sort of asion. Stabbing the parasols pole into the sand, Iid down on the beach chair under the shade. The sound of the waves made for a really pleasant background sound. Looks like Ill get some good rest here. Meat, doesnt it look like itd be really fun to make a castle where the sand meets the sea? Yes, Ill join you. By the way, when I woke up in the evening, it mightve been washed away by the tides or maybe they just didnt make it, but there was no sand castle. Footnotes: She uses a sound effect in her speech here that can also mean [damp/humid] and [gloomy/depressing]. Return Sahagins are a monster from Final Fantasy, as well as from D&D Forgotten Realms, though they are known as Sahuagins there. Return A lovecraftian monster. Dagon is a deity who presides over the Deep Ones, an amphibious humanoid race. Also known as Father Dagon, he is a Great Old One and the consort of Mother Hydra. Return The three-way deadlock (raw version) is a reference to The Tale of the Gant JiraiyaCthe story that influenced a major portion of the Naruto anime. There was a reference Id missed in the Dungeon Core Assembly chapters. Chapter 164 Touring the Imperial Capital 5 Today is the mountain. And were being guided by Amelia-san, amia. Unfortunately, Haku-san is still stuck working today and couldnt make it. Aaah, its so nice being carefree. May I ask for your cooperation, Rokuko-sama? Err, what should I do? Please say [My Onee-sama that can do her work is so amazing]. Got it! Like that, Haku-san was able to work energetically for the rest of the day. Lets enjoy this foray into the forest under the guise of it being an investigation. To be exact, by taking a nap. Haku-sama is usually a very amazing person you know? Umm, when you all influence her, she, umm. She feels rxed? Maybe I should say that shes able to feel less restrained? Ah, yeah. Yeah. I guess. Sorry Yep. Its not your fault, Amelia-san. Now then, lets start over. Today, we went to a mountain that bordered the Demon Kings territory. The forest was thick, the sound of many leaves being rustled by the wind was pleasing to the ears. I immediately opened the DP catalog. Hmm, theyre almost the same costs. Looks like Haku-san didnt rmend it for nothing. Id be able to make a dungeon thats practically the same feeling as our current one here. I could even make one thats exactly the same as [Cave of Desires]. Id have to show off my hand, though. Even if Haku-san isnt here, shell be monitoring us if the dungeons within her territory through Menu-sans power. I cant do anything careless. I wanted to ask Haku-san about Core No. 666, but she isnt here. Oh well. Hey, Kehma? Whats that for? Are you going to catch a boar or something? Nah, this is called a hammock. Its bedding! By the way, other than the that Ill be using to sleep on, I also got a cloth to act as a wall. Itll be morefortable to sleep like that. Heeh, that looks interesting. Amelia-san chimed in. By the way, she canceled her humanization aftering to the mountain, so her lower half is like a snakes. As expected of amia. Its seven meters long. Whenever I go to sleep outside, I sleep coiled around a tree. Hoh, a sleeping technique unique tomias huh. Sounds great, whats it like? Yeah, I coil around a big tree andy my upper half on a thick branch. So, hows this hammock thing used? Ill show you. Itd be faster to show her than trying to exin, so I looked for a suitable tree. Luckily, theres a lot of trees here. I asked Meat to attach hooks to some trees at appropriate intervals and set the hammock up there. After making sure that it wouldnt give in with some weight put on it first, I went and lied down in the hammock. It kinda feels like being an orange wrapped in a. Like this. Its prettyfortable. Hmm, hmm Is there a longer one? Around seven meters. Not on me, unfortunately. Its pretty easy to make though, the structure is simple. I see, I see. Looks like a bedding that lets you sleep while stretching out your legs. What legs? Your lower half is a snakes. Eh, whys it suddenly feel so erotic? The heck. Rokuko came over and poked me through the hammock. Then shook me. Hey Kehma. Couldnt you do stuff like that over at our dungeon? Thats that, this is this. Hmph. I want to see all sorts of stuff since this is such a special asion! Come to think of it, Rokuko doesnt usually get out much huh. Shes pretty much always in the dungeon shes practically a hikikomori. Her personalitys a pretty active one though. I cant figure out if shes the indoors type or outdoors type. Why not go check things out then? Amelia-san will be with you, its not like youd be in any danger. Are you sure? Kehma would be defenseless though! Wouldnt you be attacked by animals? Ah, thats a problem. I forgot that a bear or something might show up. Protecting Goshujin-sama, I volunteer. Aah, ve-chan ve-chan. If I had to say, this area is rather dangerous, so it really would be rather dangerous if Im not with you. Theres even a High Orc vige ah, they wont attack so long as Im here though. Im pretty strong. A High Orc is an advanced species of Orc, theyre pretty strong. Theyre weaker than dragons, but are definitely stronger than me. A vige would be as strong as two or three orders of knights. By the way, that vige is one of the ones under Hakus control, so I guess theyre part of her reserve forces for her war against the Demon Kings army Theres also the possibility that Amelia-san telling them to not attack us and negotiate was included in the [Assignment from the upper core], so Id like to avoid that for now. Haku-san did also say that I should negotiate with mercenaries myself. Hmm, well, its not just monsters and animals, the normal insects are irritating and its not as good of an environment to sleep in as the sea oh well. Mountain nts or whatever, Ill go with you. Yay! Lets go, Kehma! I decided to go along with Rokuko, who was in the lead with a giant grin on her face Its not like I went along because Rokuko was giving off an aura that shouted that she wanted to go for a walk or anything. The hammock just didnt feel right. Im not sleepy at all. Kehma, can I eat this mushroom!? Its so blue!! Hey, dont just go and touch it. There was some crazy mushrooms that can harm you just from touching them in the world. Rather, isnt that one obviously poisonous? Throw it away. Ah, that one is edible. Seriously!? Ah, sorry. I mean it is formias. Its poisonous for normal people. I wonder if a Dungeon Core can? Haku-sama said that it is better to not eat them. Amelia-sama, this one? Ah, ve-chan, that one is a delicious one that can be eaten by humans as well. Lets stew it upter. With that sort of mood, we strolled along with Rokuko asionally picking up poisonous nts and Meat finding wild nts that could be eaten. Thanks to Rokuko, Im now pretty good at finding the poisonous flora around here. Hahaha, wonder if I could use that for something? Making a dungeon here might just be pretty useful. Chapter 165 Touring the Imperial Capital 6 Were at a prairie today. Its a t area sizable enough to be used for military maneuvers. Haku-sans here today. Mishas with us as well for some reason. Misha carried arge parasol so that Haku-san and Rokuko could be in the shade. Isnt that Chloe-sans job? Chloe can process documentation, Misha cannot. That is why. So that was it? Haku smiled andughed while walking hand-in-hand with Rokuko This is a pic, isnt it. However, this area is used for maneuvers, so it would be a little troubling for the dungeon to be made here. If it were somewhat closer to the border, however That ce is obviously used as a battlefield though? Oh? Wouldnt that be great for DP ie? Besides, undead would be quite inexpensive, right? Its the always-smiling expression from a while ago. Looks like shes d to be able to settle her business and go out together with Rokuko. By the way, when I checked out the DP catalog in this prairie, buffaloes, boars, and other quadrupedal animals were cheap. Even rabbits, too. Well then, shall we have you a simted fight against Misha today, Kehma-san? With a smile, Haku-san pped her hands together whats she saying now? Having Misha, an active A-Rank adventurer, to practice with; arent you happy enough to weep? Nope, Im the dungeon master. I have to stay in the back. Id be troubled if you didnt at least have enough skill be a B-Rank adventurer. What about Rokuko? Rokuko-chan is okay. Isnt her cuteness S-Rank? Besides, jeopardizing the dungeon core is ridiculous. Her attitude difference between me and Rokuko is too much maybe I should be used to it already? Even though Rokuko is a B-Rank adventurer too Lets take a break to watch Misha and Meat have a mock battle? Rokuko came up with apromise. I took a quick peek at Meat she was overflowing with enthusiasm. Haah, then please practice with Meat. Dont be too hard on her. Please, Misha-sama. Umu! Leave it to me! Misha struck her chest. It shook. Well then Oh budding seeds. Sprout and stretch[Grow Wood]. When Haku-san cast a spell, a tree grew up. Misha put away the parasol into [Storage] and took out a cloth, cing it in the trees shade. She grew a tree to use instead of a parasol? Really? Rokuko-chan, lets watch from here. Alright, Ane-sama. I also went into the trees shade. I wasnt allowed to sit on the cloth, but I didnt particrlyin about it. Holding her golem knife, Meat faced off against Misha. Meanwhile, Misha was barehanded. As we were shown just a few days ago, she was a grappler. Its a mock battle, but weapons are serious. After Haku-san proposed that both sides use what they normally would, Misha gave the OK to it as well. Sostart whenever, okay? Yes. Misha stood casually, not taking a stance. Just then, Meat suddenly shed down. However, the side of the knife was abruptly pushed aside by Mishas hand, evading it without even a single step. Hmph, thats a good de. Your skills arent too shabby either. Youll get better. Now, please,e at me. I wont even move a step, alright? Hah! Ah. Gakin! The sound of metal shing against metal rang out. The source was Mishas foot meeting Meats golem knife. When I took a better look, Mishas body was covered with an aura that protected her against the knife. Fufufu, to aim for my feet right after I said that I wouldnt take a step your owners teaching is good. You stopped it? Meat backed up, taking a distance from her. A smile spread out across Mishas face. Looks like she didnt intend on attacking. What was that? [Hard Qigong]. It makes things incredibly tough Misha, if you take even a single step, you lose, alright? Eeeh!? W-wait a sec please, Haku-sama! Really, thatsat least let me use kicks! Alright, Meat. Go ahead and use whatever skills you want. I will reward you if you win~ Understood! Oh me, be a ball and hit my enemy[Fireball]. Uwaaah, wa!? Fireball at my feet!? H-hoooot!! After that, Meat mercilessly continued with magic skills and long ranged attacks, each being intercepted through Mishas [Distant Guard]. She guarded against the relentless strikes at her feet with [Hard Qigong]. She also counterattacked Meat who had drawn closer. And then Hoi! Ugu! Ukyuu Struck a counter, Meat was thrown to the ground from a blow to the gut. She was held against the ground with hands on her back. She wasnt able to move, let alone get up. Thats match set, huh. Phew, see, Haku-sama? I won! Well done, Misha. You won against a child. Eeeeeh~~ Standing up, Meat walked over to me. My apologies, I lost What? You did well against Misha, shes an A-Rank. Were originally D-Ranks, so that result should be reasonable. I stroked Meats head. Meat closed her eyes infort and wagged her tail. Now, next up is Kehma-san, correct? If you can cause Misha to take even one step, if will be Kehma-sans win If you win, Ill give you information on Core No. 666. Haku-san smiled pleasantly. Did she hear something from Amelia-san? Will she seriously not give me the information if I lose? If I lose the Dungeon Battle, shed be able to legitimately take Rokuko, wouldnt she? Cant be helped, is it fine if I get the first shot? Well, that much should be fine. Is it alright, Misha? Honestly, that dog eared one is stronger, so it should be fine. Ah, let me change my stance before we start. Saying that, Misha spread her legs apart at shoulder-width, dropping her center of gravity. Improving her stability huh. Just when I thought thatBang! Bang!she stamped against the ground with each foot like a sumo wrestler Shes serious here, huh? Come at me. Misha looked at me as though to say that. Im going to wipe off that confident look of yours. Kehma, decide it in one shot! Goshujin-sama, do your best. Yeah. Getting Rokuko and Meats encouragement, I stood before Misha. I then ced a small magic stone at Mishas feet and recited a spell incantation. Mass of earth, change your form, abide me and be my servant[Create Golem]. Uwah!? A golem, under me!? Misha fell over. Its my win. Chapter 166 Touring the Imperial Capital 7 Idiot, a Dungeon Master wouldnt fight you head on. It doesnt matter how well you prepare your stance if the foundation under you overturns. Yep, my win. Crafty, as expected of Kehma. No one beats you when ites to unfair victories! Rokuko smiled. Was that meant to be apliment? It probably was. Stuff like cowardice and cunning are justpliments to Dungeon Masters. Oh my, oh my. It looks like you were defeated, Misha? No, uhh! I was just tricked right!? Taking even a single step would count as a loss. Did you not take more than a single step? You would be a splendid loser by stopping there though? To start with, it was worse for you to not be vignt of earth magic after hearing the rules. Fufu, with this, do you see just how absurd resourceful generals can be, Misha? Uwaaahn Misha started sobbing, but Haku-sans judgement wasnt budged. So then, now to talk about Core 666, is it? What do you want to hear? Ill teach you anything that I can answer. First things first then, what kind of Dungeon Core is Core 666? When I asked that, Haku-san closed her eyes a bit and hummed as though trying to recall. Mm, I only vaguely remember what she is since she uses humanization. First off is the Demon King Faction, they are material-type or demon-type. Material-type? Whats that? I have a Living Armor as well, its like that. Other than that, there are things like Mimicsimitation treasure chestsas well. So they were something like that huh. Maybe I should assume something like that will appear in the Dungeon Battle? Yeah, and this is something that Rokuko-chan knows as well, but she has a zing magic sword and red hair. Also, the victory condition this time is [The Destruction of the Dummy Core]. It was No. 666 that had destruction be the condition rather than touching. Oh yeah, thats right huh! She definitely wants do crush and smash it somehow. Oi Rokuko, theres some important info there. Eh, her wanting to crush it? No, her going with the destruction method. Since she suggested it, theres got to be some hidden intention there. On the other hand, I could also suspect that she wants me to think that but even so theres some meaning to it. At the very least, I cant win by having rats suicide attack the dummy core. Rats dont actually have much offensive power. Mm, I cant say anything more about 666. It is a breach of etiquette to discuss the true form of a core that uses humanization in the first ce. That said, Haku-san ended our talk. Itd be great if she taught me more about their etiquette, but at least she told me the essentials for this. Rather, Kehma-san, that was a splendid [Create Golem]. Yeah, [Create Golem] is my specialty. I wound up showing one of my hands, but Id originally nned to show that one. I can add golems without using DP, so that would be exposed immediately. In truth, even though this skill is a little rare, its not like there arent any adventurers that know it. You can get it through DP, so Haku-san, a Dungeon Core, would obviously know about the skill. You can augment your monster forces without needing to use much DP if you have a create or summon-type skill fufu, I havent done it recently, but I used to use that method a lot in the past. Right? Theres no way that Haku-san wouldnt have used such a great cost-to-performance method. The summon-type one is a magic skill that is able to summon monsters that exist somewhere on this world. Its not as convenient for dungeons as it continues to consume magical power while being used, but its not a problem if you pinpoint summon something as a boss when needed. Also, the amount of magical power needed changes depending on the strength of the monster you summon. Please let me know if you have any other rmended creation or summon-type skills for me. Oh my, they are in the DP catalog though? I rmend all of them. Maybe itd be fine to use up all of this times 500,000 DP on those. Even if the dungeon gets taken away, its not like Id be losing anything after using the scrolls on myself. By the way, [Summon Golem] is upwardlypatible with [Create Golem]. If you are skilled, you could even summon stone and iron golems. Thats a good thing to know. I might even be able to summon a mithril or orichalcum golem. It might also be a good idea to use one as a boss monster for the dungeon if I can. When I thought about something like that, Meat was asking to be able to practice with Misha. Misha-sama, I, want to get stronger Please. Sure~. Beastkin and Werebeasts are like rtives after all. Lets get along, Kuroinu-chan. Misha held out her hand. Meat nodded and shook hands with her. Then, Misha continued by striking Meat in the head just like that. Meat was blown back about three meters. Hyaaha~! Theres no need for first-ss practice for a lowly doggy! Im a battle junkie that wont even go easy on children! Losing your focus in a field is inexcusable~! Guh I let my guard down You can still stand? Ill go juuust soft enough so you wont get seriously hurt, so be dont go and get too bashed up now. Excellent adventurers are the Adventurer Guilds treasures after all. Im beat it into your soul that kitties are better than doggies! I look forward to that! So theres a discord between cats and dogs in this world too huh. Misha was practicing with the high-spirited Meat as though she were trying to bully her. When she was too injured to continue, Haku-san would heal her with [Healing], allowing for Meat to be battered yet again. This continued on until evening. Meat wasnt able tond even a single blow on Misha the whole time. Phew, your reactions are pretty great for a doggy. Ill be looking forward to your growth. Yes thank you Meat spoke whileying stretched out on the group. Good work. Seriously, good work. Tonights dinner will be an all-you-can-eat of Meats favorite, hamburgers. Meanwhile, Rokuko was sleeping with her head on Haku-sansp. Must be nice~. Well, thats something thatll be exclusive to Rokuko. Ah, its over? Oh? You woke up. They just finished, Rokuko-chan. Ah, s-sorry, Haku Ane-sama, drool! Ill [Clean Fufu, I dont mind. By the way, I heard that Misha is able to keep fighting for seven days straight without rest. Being able to fight without sleeping for a whole week, shes inhuman Ah, shes a Werecat. Im tired just from watching it all. Lets sleep with Meat as a hug pillow when we get back. Chapter 167 Extra: A Souvenir and Technological Innovation Ooooooh! This is wonderful~! When I handed Nerune the [Permanent Fountain Pen-kun] that I got from touring the capital, she was already incredibly excited. Gugugu, I want to take it apart but theres a protection on it that would erase the magic formation when its disassembled! There is? Said so in the manual~! As expected of [Hero Studio] huh~ Wonder if its the cheat skill of a gods vanguard/hero? Hmmm, making something the same as it would be impossible then huh. It looks like it replenishes ink when you fill it with magical power~. Liquid, and ck is it earth magic~? By the way, theres a transparent te on the side of the fountain pen, so were able to see the remaining amount of ink. While on the subject, the color of the ink ites with isnt just ck, but a colorful red, blue, and green too. I just bought the basic ck one this time. Is the ink made with water? Isnt it something else~? Eh, I dont know. Maybe theyre using oil or something? Just to say, normally, ink is made from magic tools like [Hero Studio]s [Ink Maker-kun]. How is that normal In other words, [Hero Studio] does nothing but focus on getting monopolies, huh. Looks like it~. Or maybe its just that no one could even imitate them~ For them to continue the workshop for a few hundred years, its like they made [Magic Tools That Make Magic Tools] or something. Or maybe the person is still alive? Lets not think too hard about it. By the way, I didnt buy the [Fueless Pot] or [Hotpot-kun], but I told her that there was stuff like that too. The [Stove] that master talked about a while ago is more convenient~. You could even use it with normal pots and pans, switching in and out is simple too~. Itd be a single iron te as a magic tool, so it wouldnt take up space either~ It does sound convenient with you talking about it like that. Ah, right. Gar-kun, bring me the 16th fire prototype Ahh, thanks~ Nerunes assistant gargoyle silently brought her a box, handing it to her. When Nerune took the box from it and patted its head, the gargoyle seemed satisfied as it returned to its spot in the corner of the room. The thing that was in the box was an unfired y te with a magic formation engraved into it. This is the prototype stove~. I made it out of y since its a prototype, but since I used the dials magic formation from when we made the kotatsu, the strength can be regted too~ As expected of Nerune, making something like that. Its thanks to master~. It would crack if it got put into a bag since its made from y, but master could easily mass produce them with steel tes right~? Its not like I couldnt, but it sounds like a pain. Seriously. Moreover, like this, the whole stove gets hot when its used. In that case, lets make a single raw y te and not care about being able to carry it around. That should be fine for a prototype. Right, could I make a wooden base that the y te can be put in? I want the handle to be strong, so lets use an iron rod for it. Lets see even if I put a hole into it here, it wont affect the magic formation right? I took care of the y te. Cutting out a nk area with [Create Golem], I made a hole for the handle. After that, I made a wooden board thatll fit on top of it. Itll bepleted by putting the iron rod in. Yep, a slim stove. Gives off some good vibes. [1] If its like that, you dont have to worry about it cracking if I cover it with a lid huh~. That way itll still be made with y, so I can make it without having to trouble Goshujin-sama~ Oh, thats good. As expected of Nerune. Well then, please take it from here. Oh, so shes going to make a lid for it as well huh. Really, our researcher is excellent. I handed the raw y te with a magic formation on it back to Nerune. Ill show it off to Gozoh when its done. Im not that good, its all thanks to Goshujin-sama~ Dont be so humble, Nerune. Ill be expecting a lot from you! Im not humble though~? I have no ideas~. Hafuu. Nerune sighed. Making magic formations with y with endless magic stones its at the level that Kantra-shishou would get stunned and faint you know~? Oh. Come to think of it, Id like to add a timer to the oven. Could you link a timer golem to it? Id like it to be something like a dial that you turn to the time you want, twisting back to the off position over time. See!? A technological innovation just like that! Uwaaaaaahn. Nerune lightly wailed her hands against me. Hahaha, this girl. Itll start hurting after a bit, so please dont do it too long. * Later on, it looks like my [Take it from here] was understood as [Mass produce them with this], so ten slim stoves werepleted. So mass producing them became feasible huh just one wouldve been enough though. I decided to put a tabletop toaster oven (made with phoenix eggshells) in Nerunesboratory as a bonus. I made it after figuring out I could mix together the phoenix eggshells with the stove with [Create Golem]. With this, shell be able to have as much toast or whatever as she wants. Wonder if shell like it? Kantra-shishou would die in agony~. Well, itll be easy to fire the y in theboratory now, so things will be easier now~ Ah, that so? Yeah~, thank you so much~ And something like a desk oven huh~, thats something else new~ Well, above all, looks like shes happy. Lets give Kinue-san one of the leftover stoves and put the rest in the dungeons treasure chests. Theyll be the jackpot. Footnotes: As you can see from this line, what Keima made is supposedly a slim stove (Keima Version). However, if you know about Japanese slim stoves, youll also realize that the prior lines dont truly match up. Unfortunately, this is because I simply wasnt able to understand Keimas exnation. I tried to retool the lines in such a way that might still make sense in hopes that the average reader will be able to understand. Please, if any reader out there knows Japanese well enough to help me out here, it would be greatly appreciated. I tried contacting a few other trantors, but had no luck in figuring out the lines. The raw for this chapter can be found here. Super apologies for having to resort to knowingly misrepresenting the author =( Chapter 168 Dungeon Battle Strategy Meeting I think its about time to get started on making the dungeon. I was able to see various things around the capital with the feeling of a tourist. Now I just have to decide on a ce and hollow out a dungeon. Because of that, I decided to have a meeting to determine the dungeons location. Rokuko fell a sleep a few seconds into the meeting since she was tired from ying though. Her sleeping face looks happy, what a free girl. Haku-san was pardoning her and wrapped a nket around her. I think shes spoiling her a bit much though. Isnt this a discussion about Rokukos dungeon? So, Kehma-san. Where are you wanting the dungeon to be? Im thinking of making it here. I pointed to a ce on the map. The sea. Kehma-san, are you jesting? Her smile disappeared, reced with blood thirst. Oh crap. No, Im serious, really! Im not kidding around! Please exin then. Us high-ranking cores have received the rights and obligation to hear exnations regarding strategy as [Advising our juniors] from Otou-sama. Y-yea! I will begin exining my strategy for this battle! I could feel Haku-san leaking anger and expectations as she started speaking more politely to me. It was probably intentional, but still, its super scary. Theres a gimmick Ive been thinking about for the Dungeon Battle. Its an undersea dungeon. Assuming that I made a dungeon at the bottom of the sea, itll be a sea, so naturally, itd be impossible to breathe. Impossible to capture? Its just a dungeon that anyone can enter. It just has a bit of water everywhere. Like when we captured [me Cavern] with the water flea strategy itll be kind of like that, but as itd obviously be hard to actively search around with water fleas, Ill just substitute them out for some small fish. Ill summon a massive amount of sardines, unleashing a tsunami in our enemys dungeon. This is a hand that can only be used with the sea. This wouldnt be enough to expose my hand. I explored Haku-sans dungeons using rats inrge numbers, so she already knows about it too. Itd be awesome if I could use sharks to destroy the enemys dungeon core. Well, it might be ineffective against the inanimate-type Core 666, but it should at least be effective against that three-way deadlock trio. If I do that, it should be alright for me to just focus on countermeasures for Core 666. [1] With that, I will narrow down the opponents I need to focus on in the Dungeon Battle to be solely Core 666. I see. That is a suitable reason, at least well, Kehma-san, what do you intend to make for the undersea dungeon? Working underwater, let alone so deep will 500,000 suffice? I thought that the 500,000 would be enough, maybe not? Besides, there is the minimum condition of having [Aisles] and [Rooms] that humans can survive in, so they cannot be made in water. Even if they were possible to make, I think that it would turn into something like a bubble dome. Moreover, it would require an inefficient amount of DP to maintain the walls. So there was something like that? Rather, from how shes talking it sounds like something like that exists. A bubble dome huh. Sounds like The Pce of the Dragon King. [2] You could, perhaps, keep the dungeon walls shaped properly while they are copsing and being repaired at high speeds. They wouldnt appear too shoddy that way. Even so, I cannot approve of making a dungeon on the ocean floor. Im convinced. Lets choose a different spot. As expected of my experienced senior, she has an experienced opinion Ah. Exchanging information like this is probably what this [Father] guy intended huh. Well, it wouldve been great if there werent a drawback to it though. Ill pick here then. I pointed to the beach this time. Hoh, there? Do you have a reason? Its simple. If I cant make it in water, cant I just sink it into water after I make it? I know that I can fill it with water after Ive made it Ive even done it. When I said that, Haku-san made a face that looked like she just got a headache. Just where did you get that idea Is it no good? No, its possible. It really is. However, to sink a dungeon you made yourself, its practically unheard of. rather, wouldnt it be impossible to live in? Hmm? Whys she talking about now? Why are you talking about living? Arent dungeons ces to kill your enemies? Even more so as this dungeon is just for the sake of a Dungeon Battle. Even then, I have [Cave of Desires] for a home. Ah, thats right, you do have that. Kehma-san is a human, so you havent thought about something like living in the dungeon, have you? This would be something like Rokuko-chans holiday house if you win, you know? Wouldnt you dislike it if your holiday house were submerged under water? Haku-chan took a quick nce at Rokuko. Still though, Rokuko hasnt even said anything since the meeting started. Shes just been sleeping while sitting on that chair. However, she hasnt given a dissenting opinion to her holiday house being submerged, so should I take that as an OK? Haku-san. Theres a saying in a famous story from my hometown. A saying from another world? What is it? I coughed to clear my throat. Victory is all that matters in the end!! [3] The joke shouldnt be able to pass on to people from another world, but the nuance should be able to. And so, the sleeping Rokuko woke up with a jolt. Fueh!? W-wha, I-I definitely wasnt sleeping! Hey. Youre still drooling and youre trying to say that? Well in short, the most important thing is winning, respecting honor and courtesyes after that. Win any way possible. The saying exins Kehma-sans thinking quite well, doesnt it? Certainly, there is no such thing cowardice in a Dungeon Battle. Eh, what? Whats going on? Kehma, tell me! I just exined it. You were sleeping though. And so I once again exined to Rokuko about my ns to submerge the dungeon. Oh, thats alright. Alright? Rokuko-chan, your holiday house would be underwater. Are you really sure? Eh? Dont we just need to drain it after the Dungeon Battle? Right, Kehma? Oh, Rokuko gave a sound argument. That way, she could use it as both. Was she thinking about it while she was asleep? Who does that remind me of? Well, Kehma can do what he wants. Ill just fix it up after. Yep, Ill leave it to you, partner. Leave it to me, partner. Fufufun. She started saying some pretty reliable stuff at some point. By the way, you wouldnt be able to fix anything up if we lose. Itll just get confiscated. In a sense, shes just believing in my ability to win right? I seem to somehow lost my ability to think flexibly, apparently haaah Its just because Ive been with Kehma the whole time! Its experience, experience. Should I be pleased by Rokuko-chans growth or should I bementing over her being tainted by Kehma-sans way of thinking Haku-san was seriously suffering over something that could only be a good thing. After that, we hammered out the underwater dungeon n with things like the dungeon monster selection, working on it all while getting Haku-sans council. She pointed out a lot of small things I wouldnt have noticed on certain ways to cope against enemies, as expected of Haku-san. My admiration for her was renewed. Looks like Ill be able to win without needing to use my trump card, the special golems. Our opponents have Core 5 and Core 6 with them. I was thinking about that, but Haku-san gave me a warning. Right, just like our team, theirs had veterans as well. I cant rx. After that bountiful meeting, I decided to start constructing the dungeon tomorrow. Eh, Rokuko? You fell asleep again. Well, whatever. Youll fix it all up after I do what I like better be ready! Footnotes: Ill put the footnote from chapter 163, when I first exined three-way deadlock here: The three-way deadlock is a reference to The Tale of the Gant Jiraiyathe story that influenced a major portion of the Naruto anime. There was a reference Id missed in the Dungeon Core Assembly chapters. Return Underwater pce surrounded by an air dome. Return Reference to Jojos Bizarre Adventure. I decided against going with directly using their trantion as it felt rather Engrish. Heres the page in question: V12 Ch105 Chapter 169 Making the Dungeon First off, I excavated the dungeon. I had our golems dig out holes with shovels and pickaxes to save on even a small bit of DP. Im in the dummy cores temporary Master Room. For this Dungeon Battle, [Father] provided special dummy cores that allowed for a ce for the seniors and juniors to rx in. (I dont get how its different from the non-temporary Master Room, but Rokuko and Haku-san said, [It just has that feeling], so yeah.) Well, I shut myself up in here and started issuingmands to the golems to dig holes. At any rate, I dug holes. Nothing but dig holes with a bang. How stingy. I dont mind if its stingy. Its not as though we dont have the time. Haku-san said that as I was making the dungeon. We gradually collected the excavated earth, spreading the area bit by bit. asionally tossing magic stones onto the ground, I increased the number of workers through [Create Golem]. What will you be doing with this soil? Ill be using it to make wallster on and reuse it. I could even use it by turning it into golems, as you see here. Hmm. Well, using what you are able to is fundamental However, you were using this way to economize? Using [Create Golem] to make use of the materials after you have dug it up is quite useful. Yeah, well. Its a bit difficult exposing my saving techniques, but this much should be fine. Its just standard economizing, so exposing it to Haku-san shouldnt help her any. Its like talking to someone that manages the national budget about how to save on some loose change. Well, its fine as long as my magic altering cheat that I mostly use on [Create Golem] isnt exposed. Haku-san probably doesnt need to worry about stuff like that now, you have an abundance of DP even if you dont economize. Right It is useful for using with rules that limit DP like this time and the one I had with Kehma-san before, but I rarely do Dungeon Battles like this. They are usually unrestricted. Well for me, two of the three rounds including this time have had DP restricted rules. Fufun, Kehmas strong point is being stingy with DP! Dont say it so pointedly. It is a fact that I cannot help but recognize how skilled you are at it though. Yeah, Kehma is a coward thatll even win against Haku Ane-sama if he has the same DP! Hey, are you trying to praise me or beat me down here? Eh? Im praising you! Coward. Thats apliment? Dungeon Core culture is amazing. Ah, incidentally, Haku-san finally started using the technique of being with Rokuko outside while working on her paperwork. So now shes filling out documents and letters while sitting next to Rokuko, who was supervising the golems work. Chloe-san. Is it alright for Haku-san to be taking those official documents outside like this? It isnt alright exactly, but something of this degree is no problem so long as Haku-sama is able to work infort. If something happens, Haku-sama will just have to ept the responsibility for it. Ah, that so? The person in charge said theyd be taking responsibility if anything happened, so she took them out and disregarded anything good or bad about doing so huh. Kehma, dont you have to work as the vige chief? Huh? I left everything to all of my subordinates. Well, Ill show up if theres any problem to take care of, but its going well right now. Honestly, its probably going so well because Im not there. Enviable. Right, Kehma-san, help me out a bit with these documents. My ie and expenses arent matching, can you see where? Isnt it just a noble or something lining their pockets on the side? Rather, please dont show me the empires confidential documents. Are you trying to get me killed? Oh? Doesnt Kehma-san already know the empires most well kept secret of me being a Dungeon Core? What are you saying sote into the game. Come to think of it shes right!? Eh, then Haku Ane-samas been aiming at Kehmas life the whole time!? Thats a no no Ane-sama! Kehma is my partner! My my. Its alright, Im not aiming for his life at least. Ah, good. Thats alright then. At least eh, doesnt that mean youre intending to do something to the point that I wont die? I handed back the documents she gave me so that I wouldnt see inside. Lets just concentrate on making the dungeon for now I say that, but its just the golems digging holes and expanding the area bit by bit as we decided before, so Im free for a while. Ive made plenty of hole digging golems. This is a dungeon so they can get mana from it and wont stop moving either. Ah,e to think of it, Rokuko knows [Create Golem] too huh. When did that happen again? Couldnt I just leavepleting the dungeon to Rokuko and have some leisure time? Rather, her [Create Golem] should look more natural than mine. Rokuko, can I head out for a bit? Its alright with me, but what are you going to do? Sleep? Im going to think about what kind of traps to use. Id love to say that Im going to go sleep like usual, but I cant leave Rokuko to work while I go sleep since Haku-sans here. Grah, doesnt it feel like Ive been awake too much recently!? Well, putting that aside, Ill think about what kind of traps well use. Well be putting them underwater, so I want some electricity. Maybe some poison sprayers? But what should I do against inanimate-type opponents Maybe I should go along with what Haku-san rmended and crush them with heavy stuff. Aah, I could use various things as much as normally do if I used [Create Golem], but do I have to make each one of these with DP? Maybe I should put some skewers near a falling boulder? By the way, the main troops Im nning on using are [Sardine School], [Shark], and [Merman]. The mermen should be able to fight onnd even if we fail to flood the opponents dungeon with water. As expected of Haku-sans choice Right, maybe we could use some octopuses too. Octopuses are the ninjas of the sea. They can camouge in a smokescreen and are excellent at invading areas to scout. I have to think about the traps we set up as much as possible so that it doesnt affect us. Excuse me, Kehma-sama? What is this dagon thing? I have never seen it in the DP Catalog [1] When I was looking through the catalog, Chloe walked over and took a peek. I wasnt particrly trying to hide it though ah, she smells good. Come to think of it, shes always in male clothing despite being a subus huh. But huh. So its not in Haku-sans DP Catalog? Ah, this is a creature of myth from another world. If you could, please avoid saying its name. Do not look at the catalog either. Itll chip away at your SAN value. [2] To lose ones sanity just by looking? Frightening. Yeah. Its not something to get involved with. I quietly hid the dagon from showing up. If its not in Haku-sans catalog, it might be that thats part of me being someone from another world. Its also a monster, so I guess its that kind of thing. Maybe I should pay some more attention to the monsters Im using? For now, lets just go with the safe monsters that Haku-san rmended. Yep. Footnotes: Mentioned in Chapter 163, heres the footnote once again: A lovecraftian monster. Dagon is a deity who presides over the Deep Ones, an amphibious humanoid race. Also known as Father Dagon, he is a Great Old One and the consort of Mother Hydra. Return Reference to lovecraftian tabletop games and their derivations. SAN = Sanity. Reach 0 and you go insane. Chapter 170 Rokukos Five Back-to-Back 10,000 DP Gacha The second day of making the dungeon. I decided to have Rokuko spin the gacha. Depending on what pops out, I might change the dungeons structure quite a bit. Ill go straight for the 10,000 DP gacha then! Yeah. Go for it. Im thinking about having her go and use 200,000 of the 500,000 DP on spinning. First will be five 10,000 DP spins and a hundred fifty 1,000 DP spins after. Come to think of it, Kehma-san was summoned through the 1,000 DP gacha, wasnt he? Yeah, he was. Then perhaps ten Kehma-sans will pop out from this gacha? Haku-san smiled as she spoke. I already had her do this back when we got the phoenix egg though. Gacha is very inefficient. You wont know what wille out, so summoning from the catalog that is exact is what the overwhelming majority of cores do. In truth, there are very little sesses thate out. It is almost always better to purchase things directly with DP. Oh? I heard that Haku-san had summoned a dragon from the gacha though? Yes, its something I verified when I had an excess amount of DP. I spun the 1,000 DP gacha ten thousand times before a single infant white dragon appeared. All of the others were failures. You used 10,000,000 DP in one go? Thats a 0.01% chance! Nn? Wait a sec. For Rokukos luck to only give results better than the amount put in, what in the world no, lets not think about it. I trust Rokukos luck! I was trusted! Here I goooo! Hah! Vwoom. Arge magic formation, around ten meters in diameter, appeared. I wonder if itll be the same as the time she used the 1,000 DP gacha and god the phoenix egg (Feni)? It pressed against the outside of the room that time. I suddenly feel like she got a sess. See? Come to think of it, when I spun the gacha, all that appeared was a super small magic formation. Just then, the magic formation rotated and began to shrink down to around two meters in diameter and transparent tentacles gushed out, we can see it all now. TENTACLE SLIME-SAN APPEARED! Uwaah, whats this guy eh, didnt we see him a bit ago? He was about twice as big though. For a tentacle slime to appear its affinity for the dungeon is great, too. Ah, what you had seen before was a big tentacle slime, Rokuko-chan. It was the evolved form of this one. Hmm, so it was a small win then? It was worth an equivalent of 80,000 DP. I wasnt expecting such a big return so quickly, so I found myself smiling. As expected of Rokuko. Alright now, lets have her spin another 10,000 DP gacha. Oh? Its small! This one is a fail. Well, this is the usual result. Somehow, the magic formation that appeared was only a meter wide. What happened, Rokuko!? An octopus appeared out of the formation. It has eight deformed legs and a round head. It has a headband on it for some reason. Its like some kind of anime character. This is an octopus, right? Its not a dragon, right? This is a toon octopus. They are popr as friendly pets due to how cute they look, but they are weak as monsters. Mumu, really? They are 500 DP in the catalog, but it looks like theyre sometimes sold for a few silver? Maybe I should sell it through one of Haku-sans connections? Ah, but they are able to use a smokescreen underwater. They are able to cause total darkness with an unsustainable smokescreen thatsts for several seconds. Moreover, they wont die from some fatal attacks and are even able to take quite a beating. Even if they suffer a major injury, they tend to healpletely within around a weeks time. The heck, is that some sort of gagpensation? Is it really a toon? The octopus is defective in that it has no attack itll get along well with Rei. And now it was time to spin the next 10,000 DP gacha. Rokukos legendary luck triggered again as anotherrge magic formation appeared. Another sess Rokuko-chan, you really are lucky, arent you? Fufu Haku Ane-sama, of course! Nooow, whatlle out? This time, the magic formation shrank to around one meter. Then, with a bang, a barrel appeared. A barrel? The hecks this? That isnt a monster. It is an item. Come to think of it, we got that [Cooking] skill scroll before huh. An item? What kind? It is alcohol. This is an extremely aged vintage wine It is too much for you, Ill keep charge of it for now. Haku-san cheerfully put away the barrel into her [Storage]. Umm, excuse me that came from my DP too though? Well, its all good. The fourth time. A particrly huge magic formation appeared. Another sess huh? Woah, isnt this one almost fifteen meters wide? Oh, this ones pretty amazing. A jackpot? This is the first time Ive seen one. After Haku-san said that, once the magic formation shrank down to being super small, an orb about the size of a palm flew out. This is some sort of skill orb. They are like scrolls, but you wont be able to know what skill they have until they are used Well, we know which the ones we usually have are since we buy they with DP through the catalog. Heeeh. Theres stuff like that? Kehma, try using it. Why me? I wont be in the front lines even if its a battle skill or something. You sure? Ah, dont worry. Unlike scrolls, skill orbs can be used several times. When I looked at the DP Catalog and didnt see any skill orbs, Haku-san said that it is because I havent purchased many skill scrolls. Its true, I havent used many. By the way, the DP cost of an orb is one hundred times the cost of the original scroll. Even so, theyll break after about ten times, so they are extremely inefficient items when ites to DP. Thats why no one uses it, it doesnt appear much in society either. At any rate, I decided to try using it. Its used the same way as a scroll, so I put some of my magical power into it. It was a skill that we got from a jackpot sess, so I had some expectations for it. In response to my magical power pouring into it, the orb started shining brightly as a magical formation entered into my head. Uoh, t-this is what an unusable skill! What kind of skill is it? The skill that I learned was [ckout Resistance Lv9]. Its effect the ability to resist effects from skills that causeck of consciousness and medicine and the like. Its possible to not lose consciousness even in an environment that one would otherwise faint from Moreover, [Sleeping] is included in the category of [cking Out]. MOREOVER moreover, theyd be fine even after a month of not sleeping. Mmm, Dungeon Cores dont need something like that! Oh, but it is a fairly useful skill for adventurers and Dungeon Masters. Not cking out means that they could continue working without losing their senses. As a Dungeon Master, not sleeping in the middle of a Dungeon Battle decreases how often they are inactive Kehma-san, now you can continue working without needing to sleep. Please, please spare me Additionally, its a passive skill. It is always on. Is this punishment for working too much and not sleepingtely? Oh God of Sleep, please have mercy on me! Kehma, look, look! I did thest 10,000 DP gacha spin, it was a fail but [Super Strong Sleeping Pills] came out! Its an incense type! Ooh but I can tell by intuition I wont work on me anymore! Excuse me, God of Sleep? Are you teasing this pitifulmb!? This lostmb will have to count sheep over and over from now on! Kehma, cant you turn ckout Resistance on and off? Ah, I can Im saved Thank you Rokuko. You saved me! Oh? Thats good. There are many passive skills that cannot be turned off. Thank goodness. Lets worship the God of Sleep. I dont know if it exists though. Seriously, such a dangerous skill is going to be restricted to OFF! Its a matter of life and death here. Chapter 171 1,000 DP Machine Gun Gacha (x150) The hundred fifty machine gun back-to-back 1,000 DP gacha finished. For its results, ten monsters, with one hundred and forty skill scrolls and potions, as well as misceneous goods and armor. In conclusion, we made a killing. I knew we would the moment that Rokuko started spinning them though. Lets start with the monsters. For fails: a flying squid, two marlin tuna, five sharks. For sesses: a baby diamond shell turtle and an ammoknight. Why are all of the thingsing from the gacha water-type? Is it taking the location into ount or is it thanks to Rokukos luck? There was no where to store the sharks and stuff so it was a great help that were so close to the sea. Where are they now? Theyre running free in the sea. Itd cause a hugemotion if there were people on the beach! Ah, the flying squid is a mysterious existence that can soar through the air as though it were swimming underwater. I dont know if its good for both water and air, but its cool. And then theres the turtle. Oh? This is a jeweled turtle? A diamond type one, at that. It is still an infant, but even that would cost 50,000 DP to purchase you know? How long does it take to grow up, and to what size? Its about the size of those green turtles you can buy at festivals even at that size, theres a super clear diamond on its back. It looks like itd be worth quite the sum of money. They grow somewhere in the vicinity of one centimeter per year. Oh,e to think of it, jeweled turtle farms are a convenient way to earn DP. It takes around five years to recoup your investment, bing pure profit after that. I rmend it for dungeon cores that dont use human farms The method will get worse if it gets too popr, so dont tell anyone. Ah, of course. Five years of waiting huh. Youd have to be pretty patient and you wouldnt even able to do it as a dungeon with low ie because of their 50,000 DP starting cost. Well, thinking about it as an investment, it might be a good idea to get a few of them now. Our current ies enough and it should be a guaranteed return Oh right, I was wondering, was Rokuko-chans ring made by raising a jeweled turtle? By making an orichalcum ring first, then putting it on a ruby types back. After growing for about a year, it might turn into an orichalcum ring encased in ruby? Then making it by filing it down afterwards perhaps. But still, you would need to pay careful attention so that no other impurities would make their way in, hmm alright, lets use this method to have a dwarf start slowly making a ring that matches Rokuko-chans Haku-san started muttering as she thought about something, so lets check out the remaining rare result, the ammoknight. Well, its official name as a monster is something like ammonite knight. First off, its size. Its shell is about the size of a coffee table. The shell has a whirlpool pattern and isnt soft on the eyes at all. As for whats inside the shell therere a lot of tentacles moving about like a nautilus. Its pretty disgusting if you look up close. It glides around in the water with them. Its defense is pretty high, so this guys pretty useful. And for the knight eh, its knight. It uses a sword and shield. It moves around underwater like a knight does onnd. A pretty strong person. Itll get weaker when it goes ontond, but its not as though it bespletely immobile. By the way, why were there so many things with tentacles this time? Sure, the tentacle slime and manga octopus can have them, but even the flying squid has them. [1] Ah, maybe Rokukos desire for Tentacles/Goblins influenced it!? No way, right? Ah, the rest arent monsters, but this is everything. Potions C 28x Recovery Potion C 35x Upper ss Recovery Potion C 12x Mana Potion C 14x Upper ss Mana Potion C 4x Status Recovery Potion C 1x Berserk Potion C 1x Elixir Scrolls C 3x Scroll of sh C 10x Scroll of Ice Bolt C 4x Scroll of Lightning C 1x Scroll of Grow Weed C 1x Scroll of Create Golem C 1x Scroll of Summon Gargoyle C 1x Scroll of Storage C 13x Scroll of Healing C 1x Scroll of Area Heal Misceneous C 1x Turtle Scrub Brush C 1x Submersible Motor (stic Model Use) C 4x Orichalcum Coin C 1x School Swimsuit (Old Type: Deep Blue) C 1x Bikini Armor C 1x Fisher Shirt [2] One hundred and forty in total. Why are there more [Upper ss Recovery Potions] than [Low ss Recovery Potions]? Moreover, is [Elixir] what I think it is? A full heal? Its some sort of ointment, heeeh~ For scrolls, thirteen [Scroll of Healing] appeared theyre worth 100,000 DP each. The superior [Scroll of Area Heal] came out too. Theres even a [Scroll of Summon Gargoyle]. Seriously, too crazy. As for the misceneous scrolls, I dont get why we got stuff like submersible motor or the orichalcum coin. We have a motor with no battery now. And really, why did the old school swimsuit, bikini armor and fisher shirte out? 1,000 DP gacha, are you trying to dress Rokuko up? By the way, [Elixir] costs 300,000 DP each, [Scroll of Area Heal] costs 250,000 DP each. Just buying those two from the catalog wouldve cost us practically all of the DP we had to use this time. Even the [Orichalcum Coin] is 100,000 DP each. We have four. We got upwards of 2,000,000 DP in value from 150,000 DP. Thats not on the level of positive earnings! Thats a cheat, a cheat! Thats over 1000% in revenue! If asked how much is going to be useful for this Dungeon Battle, Id say not muchnot. [Scroll of Summon Gargoyle] is awesome. It looks like [Grow Weed] just takes magical power to grow weeds, but I could probably make it grow trees. Id use it when I go back home so that Haku-san wouldnt see. I would just be [Carrying Over] timber, so its alright. I could even use the [Berserk Potion] on an enemy so theyd kill each other. Furthermore, ording to Haku-san, seeing the results I wonder if she has a skill like Hero Watarus [Super Luck]? I also wondered something like that. Rokukos luck has to be from some sort of skill. Rather, please be from one. Well, that Rokukos enjoying herself by ying with the scrub brush. By the way, why are you so happy about that brush? Eh? It matches that one Kehma bought a while back though? Arent you happy? Well, even if they match, scrub brushes are a bit sensitive to talk about. Footnotes: Note that Keima uses manga here instead of toon. Intentional by the author, I think. Likely showing that Keima just nicknamed it something more Japanese. Return A souvenir t-shirt fad from what I can tell. Written as [Umi (Ocean)], read as [Uminchu]. The word is on the t-shirt and is sold in Okinawa. People taking trips there on school trips and the like would all buy one and wear them for their stay, kind of like a Hawaiian flowery t-shirt. Heres an example of them being sold. If anyone is familiar with a more proper term for these than Fisher Shirt, please let me know! Chapter 172 Summon Gargoyle Heeey, Kehma. Theres already five floors dug out for the dungeon, were still going? Im nning on there being about ten floors for this. Uwaah, using 50,000 DP on just that, what a luxury. Using the submerged gimmick, the deeper the better. Even the vertical height of one floor it quite long. We used 200,000 DP on the gacha and 50,000 DP on floors. The remaining 250,000 DP will be for traps and monsters for each of the floors. Ah, cant forget about offense either. Because of that, lets go with using 150,000 DP for developing the floors, 50,000 DP on preparing offensive troops in advance, and the final 50,000 DP on the day of. Ah, right. [Father] was the one who prepared the dummy core, but it was deducted from the limit. Ill count that as floor development costs. * Now then, leaving the dungeon to Rokuko and Meat, I temporarily returned to [Cave of Desires]. And I immediately took the scrolls that Rokuko got from the gacha, [Summon Gargoyle] and [Grow Weed], as well the extra [Ice Bolt] and [Healing] scrolls and learn them. I decided to give [Healing] and [Ice Bolt] scrolls away to the four who take care of the inn to learn. I recorded the incantations for [Summon Gargoyle] and [Grow Weed] with a golem and handed them to Nerune. She should be able to use them in the future. I can use [Summon Gargoyle] now, but lets have Nerune keep researching gargoyles (magic golems). I cant help but feel like shes been making nothing but magic toolstely though different from true gargoyles, maybe we should call them degraded gargoyles? It feels like we could just go back to calling them magic golems though. Well, lets give the incantation modifications a shop. Heres how the basic incantations for each go. C Open a gate. Summon a stone monster that wields magic to do my bidding[Summon Gargoyle]. C Oh seed, bud and grow[Grow Weed]. C Oh icy projectile, pierce my enemy[Ice Bolt]. C Oh light, heal this ones wounds[Healing]. So obviously, what Im going to be looking into this time is [Summon Gargoyle] since Im interested in it the most. The part about it being a stone monster that wields magic is probably the key for gargoyle. Does that mean that Ill be able to summon other monsters by changing that part? Lets give it a shot. Im in my room in the Vige Chiefs Mansion just in case. Open a gate. Summon an iron* monster that wields magic to do my bidding[Summon Gargoyle]! Vwoom. A purple magic formation folded out in front of me. But nothing came it. It just disappeared. Huh? What happened? I thought that it wouldve summoned an Iron Gargoyle lets try something else. Open a gate. Summon a goblin* to do my bidding[Summon Gargoyle]. A purple magic then appeared, followed by a single Goblin walking out of it. Gobu. A sess. I was able to summon a Goblin. No clue why I was able to summon a Goblin with [Summon Gargoyle] though. Lets see, can I use you? When the Goblin heard me, it nodded. Looks like I can. Lets try the next. That is, if I speak the monster name directly, will Trantion Function-san take care of the rest? Open a gate. Summon a Gargoyle to do my bidding[Summon Gargoyle]. The third purple magic formation appeared. Wonder whatll happen this time? A gargoyle appeared from the magic formation,nding on the floor. I was able to summon a Gargoyle I can feel a connection-like thing connecting my magical power to it. It feels bigger than the one for the Goblin, is that because it needs more magical power to maintain? At any rate, it looked like I could have it do stuff too. I just got a crazy magic With this, couldnt I summon any monster I know the name of? Lets try summon something that isnt a monster. Open a gate. Summon Ichika to do my bidding[Summon Gargoyle]. A purple magic formation unfolded before meand I lost consciousness. When I opened my eyes, my head was resting on Ichikasp. The Goblin and Gargoyle werent there. I couldnt see her face since her chest was in the way, but these thighs are definitely Ichikas. Eh? Oh. Ya woke up, Goshujin-sama? What sorta weird thingd ya do this time? Hey, why are you calling it weird alreadyah, ow, whats with this headache!? Its a pain like what happens if you eat too much ice cream, an acute pain in the forehead. Its just that its like three times as bad. This hurts like crazy. The heck Ichika gently patted my head ah, shes soothing me. [1] Goshujin-sama, werent ya practicin magic here? Thats obviously it. A-ah So this is magical power exhaustion? Magical power exhaustion so ya heard about fainting after using too many magic skills but not the part about a headache? Well, a violet magic formation appeared under my feet a bit ago for some reason. Ah, that was just me trying to summon you with [Summon Gargoyle]. Goshujin-sama!? Im not a Gargoyle though!? Thats why ya fainted. It worked with a Goblin just before it though. Even though its [Summon Gargoyle]!? I wonder if its just harder to try and summon a human? Maybe it didnt work since I didnt have a magic stone? It might also be something like what happens when you divide by zero in a program and get an error. Or maybe it was because I specified a certain individual? In any case, its probably a good thing that the magic skill got interrupted. My head mightve popped if I had [ckout Resistance] on Scary. This headache is too bad to verify it. Its almost to the point that I want to seal [Summon Gargoyle]. Maybe I should at least have experimented a bit slower. Huh? Come to think of it, why are you here, Ichika? The summon shouldve failed. I came in through the door like normal. Ummm, I got some info about Goshujin-sama from the magic formation? I was enterin the magic formation, but it disappeared midway for some reason, so I came to check it out since it felt like something bad happened. Goshujin-sama didnt respond even after I knocked, so I wondered if ya were sleepin but ya were definitely doing magic experiments right? So when I came in, Goshujin-sama was here on the floor. Apparently, the Goblin and the Gargoyle had returned when I fainted. Its a good thing that they disappeared as well instead of having just the envement go away, I wouldve been attacked when I fainted. What was that about info about me? Ah, how should I say it a feeling like whether or not to resist the person? I more or less got that it was Goshujin-sama doing it though, so I wasnt going to resist Come to think of it, I wasnt able to summon the Iron Gargoyle when I tried summoning it with that incantation for some reason. Maybe that was because it was resisting me? Uuumu, nothing but more questions now Well, I got a headache, so I decided to just enjoy Ichikasp pillow for a while longer. Footnotes: Second part of this line is saying (literally) Ah, the soothing came. Same structure as the YURI KITAAA meme, but obviously not as overblown. Wasnt sure how to Englishify this. Open to suggestions! Chapter 173 Checking on the Vige Id tried out [Summon Gargoyle]. What about the other magics though? [Healing] for example. Oh light, cure my headache[Healing]. A faint light covered my head Ah, it worked. Goshujin-sama? Wouldnt itve been better to use that earlier? Yeah, probably. I keep forgetting to use it since Im not that used to it I should rely on magic more. Dont ya already? I also forget to use em though. Just one. Ive only been using [Create Golem]~ Looks like theres no problem with my magical power now, so lets resume the investigation! Putting aside [Ice Bolt] since its an offensive-type magic, lets look at [Grow Weed]. Frankly, magic that helps out daily life are more useful to alter. I went to the garden with Ichika. Oh tomatoes, grow and bear fruit[Grow Weed]! I changed the incantation so much that it doesnt even look like a prototype, but the tomatoes grew, bloomed flowers, and bore fruit it was fertilized instantly? I thought about it for a sec but decided to not worry about it. I took one of the fresh red tomatoes that sprouted and tried taking a bite. Bleck! Its a tomato, but the textures like its dried out. The taste is super thin too. Its like eating sand. They look like perfectly edible tomatoes though Its no good. Itd only be usable for emergency food. Ehhh, let me try too, Goshujin-sama aah, its pretty bad. Sure its not the worst? Goshujin-sama. Theres still a lot worse than this out there yknow? The food-experienced Ichikas pretty convincing when ites to food. Ah, you can eat the rest. Seriously? With my mouth? Mm? What do you mean? Theyre tomatoes. I had Ichika eat the no-good tomatoes for now and moved on to the next trial. Tomatoes mightve turned out bad since theyre fruit. What about vegetables though? Oh cabbage, grow[Grow Weed]. A good-looking cabbage popped up from using [Grow Weed]. I peeled off two or three leaves that looked edible from the outside of it and popped one in my mouth. Biting into itah, amazing. Its paper. Im eating paper. Im a human shredder. I might even be a goat! [Grow Weed] is a no-go for vegetables too. Gross. Unfortunate~ Well, Ichika can take care of the rest Seriously? With my mouth? Its just a vegetable, you can do it. Ill give you some curry breadter. Understood, I forgive you! Whatre you forgiving? Well, its not like Im saying to just go and eat it all is! You could go and have Kinue-san season it you know? You could even try seeing if curry powder makes it any better. Wouldve been great if you said that sooner! I ate another tomato Ichikas strong point is that you dont waste food. Seriously, youre a good woman. If thats the case, Id be happy if Goshujin-sama helped dealing with the cabbage too. A full ones a bit much yeah? It couldnt be helped, so I decided to help out. I gave the paper-like cabbage to Kinue-san it was unexpectedly edible when she seasoned it, I was surprised. I decided to ask Kinue-san for her opinion while shes here. [Grow Weed] its a magic that seems like it would be good for grooming awn. Wouldnt it be useful if it was used for something other than eating? Hiding pathways with grass, for example. Hoh, thats a good idea. Lets go with that. A room full of ivy with so much grass that you couldnt make it through without having to push your way through the grass, that might be a good idea. For an underwater room, I could use stuff like brown seaweed or kelp. Fufufu, I didnt expect Kinue-san to be such a good tactician. Ah,e to think of it, I havent seen Rei around did something happen? Rei is off duty right now, I believe shes considering how to use the 50,000 DP she was given charge of from master by searching through the catalog. She still hasnt used it? Well, itll be her first subordinate after all. Its fine if she takes her time thinking about itwait, hold up. Were absent because of the Dungeon Battle, that DP was to use for replenishing theck of personnel. Why hasnt she used it yet? Is the inn alright? For staffing I mean. Yes, its alright. There is no need for master to worry about it. If youre sure, alright then. Ill believe you and leave it to you all. And tell Rei to use that DP soon. Certainly. She said theyre alright, but Im a bit uneasy wondering if theyre really alright Well, I did leave it to them, so lets not say too much about it. Its alright as long as nothing happens with the dungeon. Is stuff other than the inn going well? Are there any problems that cant be dealt with without the vige chief? The vige sub-chief has the permission to give the OK on anything other than the inn and the Dyne Firm thats responsible for fund management has been doing well, so there are no problems. Regardingnd remation and the highways development, they are progressing smoothly as a public works project by cooperating with the Adventurer Guild. Umm, what? Remation? There are more people here? Yes, the dungeons domain has been extended ording to the n of development as well. Ah, okay. Come to think of it, I did give them the authority to use the menu didnt I? So there are more people here now our DP ie increased. It was a bitte to ask, but when I asked if there were any problems with waste management, she just responded by saying that it was alright so long as they could put it in the dungeon to disappear by itself. Now that you mention it, thats right huh. Trash, even corpses, are just food to a dungeon. Having a dungeon attached to a human vige is like having a perfect waste management system. Even though Im not really doing anything, it looks like there arent any issues. If I had to say something, itd be me worrying about whether or not were standing out from getting a bit toorge or something. For any problems concerning food problems, there are [Jellies] loitered about inside the dungeon for emergencies, but even then, theres plenty of flour stored in the first ce. If there are more people here now, maybe its a good idea to add more Iron Golem Spawners? How should I say this um, Im d to have such excellent subordinates. Thank you for thepliment, master. Now then, guess its about time I focus on the Dungeon Battle. Lets make a ton of de Golems. Chapter 174 The Day Before the Dungeon Battle The day before the Dungeon Battle. Finallypleting the dungeon, tomorrow is the day of the Dungeon Battle. So today were having a meal thats also serving as a Dungeon Battle Send-Off Party in short, it turned into an animated banquet. Well then, I pray for your victory in your Dungeon Battle starting tomorrowkanpai! [1] Kanpai~! Everyone raised their cups after Mishas leading cheer. From our [Cave of Desires], theres me, Rokuko, Meat, and Ichika. From Haku-sans [White Labyrinth], theres Haku-san, Chloe-san, Misha, Dolche-san, Amelia-san, and Sally-san participating. I just met Sally-san for the first time today, but she shes another member of Haku-sans party and was the only one to not participate for this Dungeon Battle. Shes a Living Armor Onee-san, but right now she has a body since she used humanization for the meal. Normally, shes a strong person that serves as the First Chivalric Orders leader Rather, this country, it really is in Haku-sans hand huh. Well, the first conversation we had went like this. How about we have a bout next time? Ah, a serious one of course. I politely refuse. I avoid fights that I can on principle. So then, how about we have a bout next time? Ill make it an unavoidable one. Isnt that just a threat at that point? After that, I somehow managed to dodge the date by talking about how weak I am. It was decided that Meat and Ichika would be having a mock battle with her some time in the future, but I dont have a problem with it. I poured some more apple juice into my cup after emptying it from the toast. Eh? Why isnt it alcohol? I have a Dungeon Battle tomorrow morning ya know? Whod want to do that with a hangover? Our staff are all banned from alcohol. Why on the day before? Trying to sabotage? Honestly, Haku-san is absolutely good with me losing. That way shed be all, Uhahaha, and get her hands on Rokuko because of the [Guidance Rights]. Rokuko and Haku-san walked over to me when I started eating some roasted chicken. Hey Kehma, try this, its delicious! Oh? Some kind of fried rice huh? Yep, its good. Fufu, this is the imperial capitals castle after all. All of the ingredients here are of the finest ss and the chefs can cook them to perfection. It is natural that the food will be delicious Right, chef that has received the training of Hero Ishidaka, renowned as the Food God, as a direct disciple was pleased that some secret recipes could be reproduced through using the [Rice] we received the over day. This [Fried Rice] is one of the reproductions. Ishidaka, wasnt that the original name I used for making Ichikas name? Id heard that he was a god of food and seas, but to think he was a hero huh. By the way, the origin of him being called the sea god is that he taught the art of cooking fish and a much superior salt manufacturing technique. Theres also a legend that he healed sailors that got a strange disease from sailing with lemons. Ah, he really is like a sea god. [2] He was probably a Cooking Cheat Hero-sama. As I was thinking about stuff like that, Haku-san talked to me. Now, Kehma-san. Did you decide what to name the dungeon? Eh, its my decision? If I just decided on whatever I oh, right. Im in charge of it, huh. Yes. It should reflect Kehma-sans view on it. Do you have any ideas? Well, taking Haku-sans dungeon names as an example, itd be fine as [White Beach] or something right? This dungeon has no desire-based elements to it after all. Oh, thats a wonderful name. Then Misha, are you ready? Yes! Understood~! Misha responded energetically. Her face is red and shes already drunk is that alright? Eeeh~? Its alriiight, Im nyaaat drunk~ All drunks say that. Weeeell Im gonna drink nyaow~, nyaaan~ [3] Arent you already? Kshhh~, I got caught~ But Kehma-san~? Whym I the only one you treat so unseriously~? Well, its because you sleep a lot, it feels kind of familiar. Saying it is a bit embarrassing. Oh oh~? Are you making moves on me? We can sleep together after this if you want~? We wont be sleeping though~ No, let me sleep. I have an important match tomorrow, so please get awayoi! Misha clung to me as though twining around me. Man shes strong, I cant get her off! HeyMisha! Get away from Kehma, hes my partner! Nyaha, nyahaha~! Just kidding~, Rokuko-samas so a~do~ri~ble~? Heeey, Kehma-san, kiss me~, kiss~ This girls a super bad drunk I used my hands to protect my lips from Misha while looking to Haku-san for help. Ah, not good. She wont help me! Right now shes hugging Rokuko in delight! Eh, Misha!? Stop licking my hands, its ticklish! The roughness hurts a little!? Hey Misha, let go of Kehma-sama. Amelia~? Can I nibble~? Can I nibble on your tail~? No Sorry Kehma, this girl always gets like this when she gets some alcohol in her. Squeezing between me and Misha with hermia snake tail (legs), Amelia-san dexterously pulled her off of me. Phew, Im saved. I thought that, but As an apology, would you be my partner? Its alright, Im gentle. Ah, Amel-san, are you drunk? Youre drunk, arent you? Here, doesnt my tail just feel nice and cool? Amelia-san wrapped her scale-covered tail (legs) around me, pressing her soft twins against me to tempt me. Her nice and cool tail (legs) cooled my head down a bit. I know, this is a honey trap. I mean, Haku-sans been grinning since a while ago whispering stuff like, Dont you have faith in Kehma-san? If so, its alright. Rokukos been watching me rather pointedly and believing in me with a, Gununu If I dont do something with how things are going right now, Ill be in tatters before I even see the morning, let alone the match. Amelia-san, could you please separate from me? Ohhh, how cold. Even though Ive seen you giving my tail such passionate gazes Next is my turn? Amelias turn is over~ It feels like they arent trying to hide it anymore. Next is Dolche-san, the Wraith. Oi, does that mean that Chloe-san and Sally-san areing after? Even though I dont have legs since Im a Wraith what do you think? Outside of my strike zone. Pleasee back after humanizing. Waaah, how refreshing, like being purified Alright, next is Sally. No motivation!? No, thats actually a help though. A knight of the empire wouldnt use such an underhanded trick as seduction! Therefore! I! Pass! Aah~. Sally has a boyfriend huh. Oh well then. W-w-wha, t-thats not true! Oh~? Is that so? Sally, how distant of you. Please tell me, who is it? Haku-sama, I have sworn to be a lifelong knight of the empire. I would not get caught up in something like love. Well then, isnt there a possibility that the imperial knight leader will be caught in a honey trap? Not investigating their identity is no good, you know? Plume isnt like that! Heeh, so its Plume? Isnt that the marriage swindler wanted internationally? Thats a fabricated crime! Haku-sanughed happily. Good, Sally-san looks to be alright. [4] Next is eh? Chloe-san isnt here? Oh? Where did Chloe go off to? Going with this order, Chloe should be the closer. Did she run away? Maybe. She is fully devoted to Haku-sama after all. If thats the case, Im saved. Phew. Then nows my turn to seduce him~! Goshujin-sama~ Oi Ichika. This is an order, go eat some food. Dont have to tell me twice~. Ah, Rokuko-samas, theres melon ya know? Want me to get some? Yes please. Phew, everyone should be repelled now right? Are you satisfied now, Haku-san? Sexual harassment wont work on me, see? Haku-san looked at me with a smile. Then as a reward, I will serve you some alcohol. Is an ale fine? I-Ill pass. Theres the thing tomorrow, so alcohol is a bit Hoh? You wont drink my alcohol? The final barrier was power abuse. I gave in. Geh Footnotes: I assume most people reading this knows what [Kanpai] means, but just in case its a mix of cheering and toasting: Drink up!Return Just to say it, he cured scurvy, a disease caused by a severeck of vitamin C. Return The raw here says goronyaaan~, meaning a happy meow. As it isnt anywhere near asmon in ourmunity, Ill be leaving it as nyaaan~. Just know that she probably did the signature kitty pose as well. Return Shes alright because Haku-san already knows about it. Probably. Also, lol for referencing Plume from way back in Chapter 97. Return Chapter 175 Extra: The Banquet and Meat After Kehma was honey trapped by the imperial capital big shots (Hakus party members), Ichika, who had nonchntly joined in, turned back to the foodden banquet table with bouncy steps. No matter what, she would have to dine from now on due to her Goshujin-samas order. She didnt dislike it. Rather, she was super enjoying it. Oh, Meat-senpai. Nom. She called out to Meat, who had nomming on a piece of meat. With arge bite, Meat swallowed down the meat. After that, she wiped off the sauce left around her mouth with a handkerchief shed gotten from her Goshujin-sama and turned to Ichika. Whats wrong, Ichika? Is there something especially delicious? Mmm, theres lots of tasty stuff but Goshujin-sama is being popr over there. Goshujin-sama, popr? Fufun. Meat pushed out her chest in pride. It was Kehma. A masters honor is a ves honor. Well, he refused em all though. Really? It is Goshujin-sama after all. Meat-senpai isnt going to try? Goshujin-sama might be taken away by some other person~? At any rate, since Meat was being used as his hug pillow and how he hadnt reacted when Ichika made a move on him, she wasnt worried in the least. It wasnt a threat to the role that Ichika yed after all. However, Meat didnt look flustered either. I am Goshujin-samas hug pillow, so I will continue doing my all to be Goshujin-samas favorite. If the timees that Goshujin-sama doesnt need me, then I will just have to do my best at that time. Hoh, so thiss a genuine ve? But I can kinda understand why you adore Goshujin-sama so much~Ichika thought to herself. No matter how one were to look at it, Kehma was the ideal Goshujin-sama. He gave them meals, the meals were delicious, he didnt use violence, the curry bread was the best in the world, he made no unreasonable demands, but really, that curry bread. That curry bread was too strong. The worlds best. Id be fine bein Goshujin-samas hug pillow too, but Dont you nibble on Goshujin-sama when youre with him? y-biting isnt about anger you know? Waking him up is no good though, of course. [1] Hooh, really? Heeh~ Ichika picked up some food to eat and took a bite it was great! Even if these were casually cooked dishes, they were things made for a banquet held by the head of an empire (Haku) by the top chefs with the best ingredients. Theres no way they could be unpleasant. In other words, itd be a waste if there were much of it left over. Itd probably be food for the servants, but she couldnt let that happen. Its normal to store it in [Storage]. I dont know [Storage] though! Meat-senpai, put it in yours! If you dont have permission from Goshujin-sama or Rokuko-sama for my [Storage], no. But what should I do theeeeeeen!? Meat was a little amazed at how seriously Ichika looked like she was mourning. Haah, it cant be helped then can it, Ichika? Ill teach you right now. Ahnows the time for my talent in magic to bloom! Teach me, Meat-senpai! The incantation for [Storage] is However, even though she was taught the incantation for [Storage] by Meat, there was no way shed be able to use something she hadnt been able to this whole time so conveniently. Theres no helping it if you cant. You should just eat what you can, then. No way then Ill just have to rely on the space magic in my stomach! Oh? Ichika, if youre saying you want to go home with the leftovers, I could put them in my [Storage] for you? Rokuko, who was concerned over Kehma until just a moment ago, suddenly cut into their conversation. You were a goddess!? Ill follow you for my whole life! O-oh, it is a great meal, but I dont think its enough to be treated like a goddess over Food grudgesst a lifetime, but so do food debts yknow~? Do they really? Well, if you say its alright, then okay Rokuko put one of the big tters sitting in front of her into her [Storage] for now. Ichika wondered if it was really alright to take the tters as well, but decided there wasnt much of a need to worry about it since it was Rokuko. Oh? Come to think of it, wheres Goshujin-sama? Oh, right. Kehma fell asleep after Haku Ane-sama got him drunk. Meat, could you carry him to his room? You know the ce. Yes, certainly! When she looked over to the spot Rokuko pointed to, she saw the red-faced Kehmaying on the floor, asleep. There was a fluffy carpet, but he would probably end up catching a cold if he was left there. Im off to bring Goshujin-sama to the futon, then. Yeah, Ill leave it to you! Thanks to the golem assist, Meat was able to easily carry Kehma as she left the banquet. Oh? Didnt this turn into a huge win for Meat-senpai though? Its a bitte, but Rokuko-sama, are you sure about lettin Meat-senpai do it? Eh? Meats a hug pillow, theres no need to worry So, youre not going to eat? AhIm eating, Im eating! I have my eye on that dessert too~, wanna have some together? Ichika wondered what was up with her line of thinking, tilting her head. But for now, she decided to just focus on eating what was sitting in front of her. Footnotes: I dont particrly get the flow here. Sorry if thats too apparent here Chapter 176 Third Dungeon Battle: Onset of War I was sleeping with Meat as a hug pillow by the time I came to. Alcohol is scary. Its be a good idea to build an rm clock golem for stuff like this. Lets use [Healing] on my head. Aah, much better. But its a good thing I clocked out so fast. She mightve had me drink until I died of alcohol poisoning if not. Haku-san got drunk midway too since she drank out of her machined crystal jug, saying stuff like, Drink! Drink Beer-sama! For now, I just pressed down on my bedhead and poked Meats squishy cheek. Nuu Meat woke up and let out a voice that sounded like it was stuck in her throat. Still yawning, I left the room with Meat, who was still rubbing the sleepiness from her eyes. Heading to the conference roomour meeting ceI joined up with Rokuko. Morning, Kehma. You woke up on time, huh. Morning, Rokuko. Its a good thing I had an rm clock haah, its the first time Ive been woken up by an rm clock since I came to this world never again Rather, youre looking energetic. Eh? Its because I recharged my batteries so much yesterday with the banquet. Rokukos skin looked all shiny. Being able to actually recharge from a banquet like that, isnt that some kind of talent? It just made me tired. Ichika was already waiting by the time I made it to the meeting room too. It appears she was the first one here. Ichikas skin was glowing as well, so its obvious enough that she felt recharged too ahe to think of it, Meats fur looks a bit glossy too. Am I the weird one here!? Ichikas unexpectedly diligent. There was plenty of time to take your time. Being punctual formission deadlines and stuffs the mark of an excellent adventurer after all. Itsmon sense. That so maybe I should quit the adventurer stuff then. I only started being one to be able to enter the town. Even if it was from takin a shortcut, we made it to B-Rank, lets keep at it, yeah? Yeah? And then Haku-san arrived. Just on time. Haku-sans footsteps feel light, like shes really looking forward to the Dungeon Battle. After all, win or lose, shell be able to be physically closer to Rokuko. Im more or less thinking of this as a war-by-proxy between Haku-san and the other upper ranking Cores though. Oh dear, Kehma-san, do you think youll lose? I feel like well win. There shouldnt be any problems with me rxing then. Us upper cores (seniors) are only meant to give advice from the backseat in this Dungeon Battle. Give it your best. Yeah, well, Ill give it a shot. Rokuko-chan, Ill give you tender guidance even if you lose, alright? Please treat me well if that happens, but Kehma wont lose. Temporarily returning to the arena in [Cave of Desires], we passed through a gate that went directly to [White Beach]s core room. After arriving there, we went into the Master Room inside of the Dummy Core that was ced there. I then first used [Summon Gargoyle] to summon ten Gargoyles and had them go to the ce scheduled for the Dungeon Battle Gate to be. Summon-types have the w that when their summoner faints, theyre sent back. Thats why I waited until just before the battle to summon them. When I finished looking over and tidying up all of the gimmicks I have scheduled to be active today, it was finally time for the Dungeon Battle to begin. [Noooow then, its time, everyone. You ready to start the Dungeon Battle?] I suddenly heard an unfamiliar voice reverberate through the Master Room we were waiting in. It feltckadaisical, yet somehow had a gravity to it that made it so that you couldnt oppose it. Its a voice you wouldnt know what to think of. One of the walls turning into a monitor, a man dressed in a navy blue robe with swarthy skin, ck hair, and golden eyes appeared. Half of the mans face was hidden behind a mask. This is [Father]? He looks younger than I expected. [Team Demon King, prepared, father.] [Team Dragon King, no problems, oh father.] Team Sovereign. We are ready, Otou-sama. The three teams seniors responded Haku-san also bowed her head, he really must be great. [Alright, lets start thenah, before that. Do any of the junior cores have anything they want to say?] [This is 666695, this is our duel!] [Hey! Ah, 650 here. I just want to say that well be the ones winning. Even if both of you cores work together, we have three! Three! Were set to win!] This is 695, but I dont really have anything to say. Please hurry up and start, Ill be the one to win. Rokuko said that? Thats pretty self-confident. [Hahaha, everyones pretty motivated eh? Well then, lets start In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 3-Team Dungeon Battle, START!] At the same time that [Father] said that final word, two gates opened in the room specified beforehand with a, Bwoon! I prepared plenty of Golems in the room. There are even some Golems carrying boxes on their backs. Inside those boxes are scouting personnel. Moreover, immediately after that, an overflowing wave of snakes, each the thickness of an arm, poured vigorously out of one of the gates. Looks like that ones the gate for Team Dragon King. From the other one came piles of human bones, moving with a clitter tter noise Skeletons. So the Demon Lord Team went with those? While dealing with the snakes and skeletons that appeared with the Golem Corps, I gave Meat instructions. Guess were starting right away. Invoke the submerging gimmick. Understood. First floodgate, opening. Meat operated the monitor. Dodododododododo dobaaa! The floodgate that connected the dungeons floor and the ocean opened up. A vast volume of seawater flooded in through the opening, submerging the bottom most floorthe floor with the gates in itin seawater. The thing that was just opened was the flood gate that connected the bottom floor to the ocean. In truth, I made sure to think about the dungeons shape to properly make use of the submerging gimmick for this Dungeon Battle. Its probably understandable just by me calling it a tower-type dungeon. With the entrance on the bottom floor, you have to capture it while moving up. Then what would happen if water came down at you from above? Well, I had it so that the water woulde at invaders from above. Water flows towards downwards after all. So thats why I built the dungeon downwards like this. Having the entrance at the bottom floor and the core at the first floor, its the opposite of the normalyout Youd have to get to the bottom floor by first entering the top floor though, so its the same as a normal dungeon in the sense that it is the farthest in though. Really, Kehma-sans way of thinking surprises me. Hahaha, with the water pushing them back like this, we can block intruders better than just submerging them! Just submerging them wouldnt affect opponents like golems that dont have to breath. However, if its something more like a sh flood, itll work like shacklesno, more like an attack. Seeing the water flood in so strongly on the monitor, Im confident that their self-confidence is going to copse. When I checked out the map, 90% of the bottom floor had already been flooded. I made sure toe up with a way to funnel the water so that the majority of the seawaters momentum would eventually rush towards the room with the gates in it. Its best to think of the gate room as being a ditchs final destination. Choosing the timing, I opened the door to the gate room. Seawater flooded into the gate room, water raging like a tsunami. Swept away by the current, the snakes, skeletons, and golems were all pushed into the enemy gates. Chapter 177 Third Dungeon Battle: Onset of War (Attackers Point of View) # Team Dragon Kings PoV # [Hahaha, everyones pretty motivated eh? Well then, lets start In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 3-Team Dungeon Battle, START!] Together with [Father] saying start, two gates opened up in the designated room. Core 650 (Giant Snake), Core 651 (Giant Frog), and Core 652 (Giant Slug) decided on going on the offense right away. Noooow, go, Bite Snakes! Gekokoko, Ill leave the first wave to you, 650! Im the most agile after aaaaall~ Snakes rushed into the gates as soon as it opened. To be precise, the gate appeared in a room packed to the brim with snakes beforehand. The n was to make it so that invaders wouldnt be able to rush in, stopping their starting dash. This is the strategy we learned from 5-sama! Gue gue, getting to summon so many monsters, this is the stuff we can do with so much DP! Theres no way wed lose with this many monsteeeers! Manipting the snakes to overflow into the enemy dungeons, 650 decided to deal with the enemy forces in the rooms first. Team Sovereigns dungeon had Golems, with Team Demon Kings dungeon being packed full of Skeletons. They were probably the enemies main forces. If they just had that number of them, neither the Skeletons nor Golems were a match for the Bite Snakes agilitiy. Thats what 650 and the others decided. Aaaahahaha! My cute snakes are the best! The snakes defeated the skeletons by coiling around their bones, breaking them. The golems were defeated by being slowly bit away at. However, their enemies were formidable and would fight back against the snakes, smashing them, crushing them underfoot, as well as cutting them into pieces with the weapons they held. They werent losing forces at a 1:1 ratio, so they would win with their current number of forces. Even so, they were sustaining losses. Well, they were giving their opponents evenrger losses, so it was alright. At any rate, they didnt take much DP and had plenty to use. Then again, the DP their opponents could use was the same The current battle was proceeding smoothly, so 650 and the others didnt think about it too deeply. They could continue on with their current momentum since it was going so well, and Core 5 wasnt saying going out of his to say anything either. And then it happened. The door to Team Sovereigns gate room bursted open and a vast amount of water surged in. Their gate room, which was protected from being invaded by being packed with monsters, was filled with water. The snakes that were inside it got pushed back into the passageway. W-wh-what the hell!? H-h-hostop! W-what should we do!? Wha!? Damn, that 89 used such a cowardly trick! Do you know whats happening, Dungeon Core No. 5-samaaaaa!? Core 651 (Giant Frog) asked Core 5. They flooded it! Its a strategy of washing away enemies by using a mass of water, deal with the water! D-deal with it!? What should we do!? Calm down, 650! Snakes can swim in water. Quickly, stop the enemies that flooded in and finish them off! 651, 652, collect the other water that flowed into the dungeon where you can and cast it out of the dungeon! In ces with no enemies, its just ordinary water, so you can still deal with it, hurry! This trick will end once the water they have stored runs out, its a disposable strategy! Even if they can do it a second time, we can use the time until they collect enough water! The junior cores all moved in ordance with Core 5sments. The water came flowing in with a staggering momentum, followed by enemies, enemies, and more enemies. y golemsones that were already turned into wreckagethat had wooden boxes on their backs came pouring in, crashing into the walls along with several snakes. Some stuff with enemy reactions came out from inside the boxes when they broke. H-hey, the heck are those!? Fisheh, fish? FISH!? 651, you toocalm down! Use the frogs to eat the fish! We cant collect any water with enemies in it! Dammit, damn that 89! GAAAAA! If this were my battle, Id use my Dragon Breath to instantly evaporate all of this water!! If it were Core 5s dungeon, itd all be evaporated along with the enemies in the water by the Dragons that filled his dungeon. However, this battle between their juniors was limited to 500,000 DP, an exceedingly small amount (for Core 5). For him, a battle that you couldnt even have a single Dragon simply couldnt be considered a fight. With 500,000 DP, they could only just barely summon a Lesser Dragon, a failure that was barely better than a normal animal. Dungeon Core No. 5-samaaaa! Water, theres too much water! Nothing woooorkiiiiing! Its alright, keep it up! If you dont get rid of the water, the dungeon will get filled with it! Core 652 did his best to collect the water as Core 5 instructed him to, draining it outside the dungeon. However, most of the floor had already been submerged in water. The water finally reached the second floor, washing away not only the enemys fish into it, but the Skeletons and Golems as well. Draining water is pretty hard. * # Team Demon Kings PoV # [Hahaha, everyones pretty motivated eh? Well then, lets start In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 3-Team Dungeon Battle, START!] Together with [Father]s final word there, two gates opened up in the previously specified room. Snakes overflowed from one of them. The other gate was ominously silent. Shed leave the snakes to the Skeletons. Bone-domos. Advance, trample them! Passing down her orders to the Skeletons, Core 666 watched how the situation yed out. She wasnt yet able to break into Team Dragon Kings gate, but it was likely just a matter of time. Team Sovereigns room had Golems. During the battle, some of the snakes continued attacking the Skeletons despite having the chance to move further inside from the gate room. Core 650 and the others were likely manipting them and not thinking about anything like that. They were ipetent. Going farther inside if a chance to do so arose was the very role of an advance party. Even so, Team Sovereign still hadnt invaded. They might be scheming something. Just as she starting thinking that she was looking forward to it, water came pouring in from Team Sovereigns gate. A flood. No, a giant flood. Golems and snakes washed into the dungeon The Skeleton enclosure was quickly broken through, the enemies entering the dungeon. Haha, good one, 695! Now this is why youre a suitable rival for me! Seeing her own dungeon be ravished by the water, Core 666ughed in delight. It was time for her to get serious, too. She first replenished her Skeleton troops with [Summon Skeleton]. Core 666 sang the chant in a way like she was enjoying herself. Chapter 178 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 1 Well now, our troops (fish and Golems) were taken into the enemy dungeons after being swept up by the water. Team Dragon King had tons of snakes and frogs. Theres probably some slugs, too. Salt should be effective against them, but I wonder if seawater is too? I havent seen any appear yet though. Team Demon King just has skeletons. So thats what demon-types are like? Salt should be effective against them in another meaning, but seawater well, I dont know. Its not working. Kehma, the dungeon maps for our opponents first floors are done! Their descent on the stairs to the second floor is going nicely too! Yeah, they can keep on going. Once we reach the point that they cant go any farther, itll be the Golem and Sahagin Corps turn. The dungeon captures progressing smoothly so far. I was a little doubtful about this strategy when I first heard you talk about it, but this flooding strategy does look quite strong you might win with this alone, no? No no, Haku-san. As you can see, theres a lot weak points to it It doesnt seem to be effective against those Skeletons. It looked like the Skeletons were able to move around just fine in Team Demon Kings now-underwater room. And there were two knights d in full body ck armor. They really do feel like Demon King army material, so cool Those guys dont look like the waters bothering them at all either. However, it looks like they arent able to deal with the water either. If things keep up like this, their whole dungeons going to be submerged No, maybe thats their n? The water wont flow anymore once the dungeon is fully submerged. Itll give my fish-type troops an advantage, but maybe they have some n to reverse the situation? Lets stop the water for now. Ill lure them out and wash them all back with a slope. Okaaay~. The doors ready to be opened whenever, Kehma! Stopping the water, I decided to have the Golems advance to check on them after the water settles down. Im still holding the Gargoyles back. Ah, the fish that were exploring Team Demon Lords dungeon found the boss room on the second floor. Looks like the boss is a huge bone fish. Wonder if they set that up on the spot to deal with the flooding? On Team Dragon Kings side, we hit the third floor. Theyre doing their best in draining the seawater, so its decreasing bit by bit. Looks like theyre collecting the water in ces that we dont have any troops in. Now then, I wonder how many floors each side has? The water settled down, so I had our Golems advance into the enemy dungeons. I can only see the map, so I just had them take the shortest routesbut our opponents obviously wouldnt be so docile. In Team Dragon Kings dungeon, frogs appeared, pushing their way through drowned snakes. They swung their tongues like blunt weapons to smash the golems. Tongue ckjacks? In Team Demon Kings dungeon, the two ck armored monsters fought like paragons. They mowed everything down by brandishing their ck swords. The bare-handed y Golems operated by Meat dont have any chance of winning against them. Setting aside Team Demon King, Team Dragon King is harder than I thought itd be too Kehma-san Team Dragon King has Core 5. Hes a muscle-brain, but his specialty is ordingly fighting. As such, they should be able to fight after receiving his teaching. G-got it, Haku-san. I wont let my guard down. Being vignt towards Team Dragon King, I had the fish and y Golems go to ces they could. There should be traps that 5 taught them about, too. Lets try sending some sharks over to Team Demon Kings side to see if we can defeat that boss. Ichika, are the sharks ready? Were in a stand-off right now, so send three small ones in. Press in. Aye! Sharks, going~! Three shark finserr, three small sharks headed into Team Demon Kings gate. The dungeons turned into a fully submerged dungeon, so the small sharks should be able to perform well while our enemies should have their movements dulled by the water resistance. Two of them were in by the ck armors, but one of them was able to make its way through. Hmm? Come to think of it, thats the first time we lost DP, huh. Ah, right, I lost the magic stone costs for those Golems. I got rid of a lot of our opponents Skeletons too though. Ill leave that bone mini-boss to you, Ichika. Aye, I got it~. Ill crunchy crunch it with my shark~! As that happened, our opponent made a move as well. One of the ck armors dove into Team Dragon Kings dungeon. It then started ughtering our other opponents snakes and frogs Yep, she probably sunk a ton of DP into that thing. Its seriously strong. Kehma, our first rooms defenses were broken through! Turning the remaining Golems in our first room into our assault, our defenses had been thinned out quite a lot. Enemy Skeletons and snakes were diving into our dungeon too. Looks like we lured them in nicely. Well, pour Stock 1. Okay~. Opening Stock 1 rooms door~ A lot of fluid spilled out. Oh? Kehma-san. Is that what I think it is? Tentacle Slime body fluids? Yeah, it is. Going onto the slope? Yep. Other than the Tentacle Slimes body of slime, its body fluids almostpletely nullify physical attacks. A Tentacle Slimes body fluids are very slippery and, well, slimy. Slippery stuff. By the way, its also effective in improving blood cirction, but lets ignore that. What would happen if it was poured onto a slope? Well, we should take a look at the mass of bones and snakes on the monitor for our answer. Chapter 179 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 2 # Team Dragon Kings PoV # A ck armor suddenly appeared and started crushing the snakes and frogs. Uaaaaah! Whats this this ck thiiiiiiing!? 666, the heck did you summon!? Calm down, 650. It appears to be mobile despite being submerged, so it should be a living armor type. Surround it! Use your numbers and deal with it! Like this, No. 5-samaaa!? However, the difference in strength between it and both the frogs and snakes was too big. Each time the ck armor brandished its sword, snakes were split in two and many frogs tongues were severed, lowering their capability drastically. Some individuals were simply crushed, trampled by the weight of its armor. Following Core 5s instructions and attacking it from all sides with frogs, several attacks finally hit their mark. It was bit also bit as the snakes snapped at its legs. However, whatever the ck armor was made from made it so that the Bite Snakes fangs and the Big Frogs tongues had little to no effect on it. Tch, this thing is practically like Gods Vanguard. The monsters can only make it stand still huh. No 5-saaama, the waters settled dooown! Should I send monsters too? Alright, 652, send your snakes to invade Have you prepared monsters that can work in water? Oi! Can you get Sea Snakes!? Y-yesss! Doing it now! Core 650 summoned snakes that could swim underwater. Although underwater snakes couldnt live onnd, they were suitable given the current situation. He sent a few of them into Team Demon Kings dungeon straight away. Ah,e to think of it, I get the feeling Sea Snakes cant live if they arent in sea water huh must be my imagination. With that, Core 5 decided to stop thinking about it. 651, you go on the offense as well. 652, attack Team Sovereign. 651, attack Team Demon King. 650, keep on defending dammit, I dont have enough workers. Why arent your underlings here? Right now, this dungeon was the only one to have three cores operating it. In this fight that was a three-way team battle, having three was already pushing the limit. Well, although they shouldve been able to use their subordinates B-because theres no way we thought theyd eat each other!! Stingy fools! Thats why you should summon intelligent monsters! Come on, thanks to that we dont have enough workers nor DP! Right, the monsters they used their specially-given DP on to summon and be their supporters were, respectively, a snake, a frog, and a slug. These guys,cking intelligence as always, took their eyes off of them for just a bit. When they came back, there were only carcasses remaining. As expected, this left Core 5 at wits end. After all, he had a somewhat optimistic view about this since his side had three cores. Alriiight, I got control of Team Sovereigns firssst room! Advanciiing! Geko, the ck armor for Team Demon King is in the way on my end Ill leave them to you, 652. The Bite Snakes were manipted by Core 652, the slug. They almost carelessly attacked the Skeletons, but here, they were mutual enemies to an enemy. They headed farther inside together. Alright, alright. Here we gooo, up the slooope! Once they were moving up the slope, a viscous liquid flowed down. With no room to avoid it, the snakes and bones all got swallowed up by it. The bones were washed away, but the snakes were stuck to the slope. With this, they were one step ahead of Team Demon King however. Ugueeh! W-whats that!? Uwaah, uwaaaaah! Whats wrong, 652? Tell me! The snaaakes, they cant move at aaaaall! Its too sliiimy! Unable to move because of the slimy liquid engulfing them, the snakes writhed in attempt to break free, but only managed to push themselves down the slope. Their momentum gradually built, until Bang! They crashed into the skeletons that were trying to make their way up. W-what what can I dooo The slimy liquid kept them stuck wriggling on the ground. Inevitably, the snakes bodies twined around each other, making it even worse. Even giving it their all, they still werent be able to make their way up the slope. Core 652 sighed, thinking that he could do something if there were slugs there, but the only things there were, unfortunately, snakes. Aaaaaah! Those bonesre in the waaay! Ugeh, theyre stepping on them! Use them as rides, coil around the bones, 652! O-okaaaay! Despite doing as Core 5 instructed and having the Bite Snakes coil around the Skeletons, they just turned into weights for the Skeletons and caused them to slide along the slippery ground back toward the bottom. Didnt wooork, the footings too slippeeeeery! Hah!? Slippery!? Ssswitch with me, 652! Snakes originally moved on water! Bad footing like thisss isnt something that should ssstop them! Ah, ch-change! Switch! ! Uaaah!? The ck armooooor! Reced, Core 652 panicked because of the ck armor that was decimating them. Core 650, on the other hand, was calm. Alriiight, Im going! I can jussst use the walls if the floors no good! These ssstone walls are more than enough! Manipting the snakes, Core 650 had them move up the wall. Avoiding the slimy floor, he felt theyd make it through andit happened at that moment. Water that was filling the passageway suddenly flushed all of them away. Chapter 180 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 3 Huh. So snakes can move along walls? That was a blind spot. Even though most of walls were covered with slime as well, the [Lotion Slope] was, unexpectedly, easily ovee. The cause might be because slime doesnt really build up on walls so it wasnt that effective. Oh, is that alright? Youll wash away all of your precious Tentacle Slime juice. I was hoping that we could use it to gain a bit more time, but it got ovee rather quickly Well, I have another three rooms worth to use on the upper floors still. With that, I opened the flood gate and hit the reset button by washing everything away. Looks like I can still use the flood attack. It feels like flushing the toilet though Ah, for the slimy slopes, the difficulty will get harder on the upper floors since I put the Gargoyles there to rain down magic on them from above. Theres even a ce they have to cross over a thin bridge that doesnt have any handrails Huh? Arent snakes unexpectedly strong? They could just cross it like they would a tree branch. Well, its fine. Snakes are snakes, theres lots of ways to deal with them. Still though, Team Demon Kings second ck armor hasnt made a move yet? Yeah, its still clearing out the snakes and Golems in the entrance room! So eerie. How about their bone fish boss? Im chasin it with the shark, but its pretty quick. Ill get it soon! Team Demon Kings dungeon is almost entirely filled with water now. The traps that were nted in their passages were rendered ineffective from the water, making things go very well for Team Sovereign (us), but Haku-san said that, 6 wouldnt let it end with that. Conversely, youre saying that theres a good chance itll continue on as-is for Team Dragon King? Ah, we reached Team Dragon Kings fifth floor already? That was fast. Isnt there a boss? Its like the mermen are are vacation or something. Goshujin-sama. Enemies have reached the second floor. Hearing Meats report, I looked at the monitor. Those snakes and bones that got washed away had all ascended the slope again. Im going with the stance that [We cant flood again immediately] even if we can do it whenever, so I let them up this time. Lets constantly flush them out when they get to the higher floors. Itll affect more stuff that way. Water flows downwards after all. Alright, how about we use some DP to harass them? Oh? What kind of harassment do you have in mind? Youll know once you see it. And so I summoned a monster. [1] * # Team Demon Kings Point of View # Oh so water wont be used this time? Core 666 said in a somewhat disappointed tone. Summoned by [Summon Skeleton], the Skeletons were continuing to march, but their progress was slow going. Furthermore, their ck Steel Living Armor on Team Dragon Kings side had just sliced a tough-skinned huge slug that was around three meters long in half. Well, even if its skin was hard, it was just to the degree of being iron-like, so her master-manipted Living Armor was able to kill it more than easily. They hadnt spent that much DP on it for nothing. Its movements had dulled somewhat due to the waterdue to the seawater, but it was still a boss. Well, lets leave our Zack to taking care of their troops. Master looks like hes having fun operating the Living Armor, so its probably better that I dont interrupt him. What is important is Team Sovereigns dungeon. The corners of Core 666s mouth raised a little in anticipation of what might appear next. After ascending and making it through the slope, there was a small room. There were no branches in the path. This dungeon was practically a single path, it didnt really need to be explored at all. It was probably because it was specialized to direct the water. After all, the less ces that the water could lose its vigor, the better. There were Gargoyles in the small room. They attacked the Skeletons by hurling balls of fire and balls of water at them. Heeh, thats quite a lot for them to handle. It might be too much for the Skeletonshowever, I have the numbers advantage. Manipting the Skeletons, Core 666 surrounded each Gargoyle with five Skeletons. They only had bone weapons on them, but they could manage if they were able to disrupt the Gargoyles mana by constantly hitting it. Even if no single attack was fatal, the Gargoyle would eventually fall from the umted damage. However. Bite Snakes attacked the Skeletons that were surrounding the Gargoyles. Oh? Have they gone senile? They shook off the pests hanging from them. Throwing the Bite Snakes off, they were beheaded. [2] And when she looked, the skeletons were attacking the Bite Snakes even though she hadnt ordered them to. Heeh. I didnt think about something amusing like that. When she looked at the map, they didnt have the blue color that signified they were allies. In this three-way Dungeon Battle, all enemies had red markers. In other words, these red Skeletons of hers were enemies to them. And so, Team Dragon Kings snakes also had red markers In other words, the Skeletons should look like [Team Demon Kings Skeletons] to Team Dragon King. There was even the possibility that the Bite Snakes that had attacked a moment ago were Team Sovereigns monsters. Or, perhaps, it was just that Team Dragon King mixed in with them, simply tricking them before attacking in revenge? The possibility of that was greater. It wasnt as though they had to give her any hints to work with, after all. Core 666 had just realized that believing [My enemys enemy is my ally] was [Naive]. Kukuku, so thats how you want to do this!? Good, good! Ill do it your way then! Ill take care of these statues first ande after your snakes next! Ill ughter you all! She should have done it like this from the start. Enemies are enemies, even if they are the enemys enemy. She didnt have to do something so ipetent as cooperate with them. Aah, what a fun battle this is! Core 666 smiled from the bottom of her heart. * Core 6 watched on in silence. Since the start of this Dungeon Battle, he hadnt interfered at all. Even when it came to how to make the dungeon, he left everything to Core 666 and her master. Core 6 didnt trust Core 666s master at all. Her master was originally a swordsman-type human that came from a human farm. Trusting livestock wasnt something that should be done. If you did, it would be for trusting them to be some good DP. On a certain day, a human that shouldve been [Crushed] became Core 666s master, so it was decided that he would serve as Core 666s [Servant]. Since then, that human hadnt displeased Core 666 everit appeared that she had scolded him to train him asionally thoughand had survived to this day. He decided to use this Dungeon Battle as a sort of test case for Core 666s master. If he was [Usable], then it would be fine. If he was [Unusable], then he would have to think of something. He even considered disposing of this master under the guise of [Guidance]. And so, like this, Core 6 sat back and observed in silence. Footnotes: Might be more than one monster. Doesnt specify. Wille back and adjust once it is rified. Return It doesnt say whether the Skeletons or Bite Snakes were beheaded, so I dont know which were. Ille back and adjust if/when it is rified in the future. Chapter 181 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 4 [Right, Kehma-kun, theres something I wanted to ask you. That alright? Theres no aquatic-type core right now. If I had to say why, itd be that they wouldnt be able toe to the party Kehma-kun. Do you think that something like a merman-type core coulde to the party?] Couldnt they participate if you hosted it next to the sea or at a pool or something? I mean, couldnt they participate even if you just put a big bucket on a wagon? Or maybe you could just have them know humanization from the start? Ive heard stuff about mermen like that before.Ooh, couldnt they just have some sort of skill that let them swim in the air? [Ooooh, good, good. As expected of Kehma-kun. Ill make a note of that!] [Father] suddenly openedmunications with us. He asked me a question, so I gave him a suitable response. Please dont make a personal consultation during a battle, referee! Kehma, you were able to respond like usual with Tou-sama? Amazing! Hes your Tou-chan right? Im just going with that kind of feeling. [1] Hes Rokukos father, so I decided to not care even if he was God. Theres no reason for me to worry about it. To call him Tou-chan thats rather impolite to Otou-sama, Kehma-san. [Un? I dont mind, call me what you like. Well, I wouldnt mind even if Kehma-kun called me Otou-san ah, Id actually prefer him to call me Father-in-Law-san you know? Lyon-kun used that for me.] [2] Listening to us like it was nothing, he answered. Oi, whos this Lyon-kun guy? When I was thinking about that, Ichika whispered it into my ear. Ah, so hes the first emperor of the Raverio Empire. In other words, Haku-sans master, huh? Looks like he even turned into their currency. One copper coin is 1 Lyon. It would be nice if you avoided speaking of that man, Otou-sama. Hes a past mistake. [Gotcha.] Hearing them talk about him like a normal father and daughter, it felt somewhat strange. So the first emperors an ex-boyfriend huh ah, Im sensing bloodlust from Haku-san. Nothing to see here! Nothing! * Well, back on topic now, I made a move against the snakes with the [Skeletons] I summoned and mixed into their midst by taking advantage of their turmoil while fighting against the Gargoyles. Team Dragon King splendidly retaliated against Team Demon Kings Skeletons. How gullible are these guys? Team Demon King took it a step further though. They started annihting Team Dragon Kings snakes. From the looks of it, Id say that after finishing off the Gargoyles, they decided that Team Dragon King was simply a nuisance after our meddling. The snakes started dashing away like baby spiders, so it was decided that theyd advance separately Well, the dungeons practically a single path the whole way because of the water though. The only branches really, particrly on lower floors, are just the flood gates areas. Theyre basically just dead ends. It doesnt look like they annihted all of the snakes for now, but it looks like theyre definitely going to make it through the areas separately. I appreciate that. I didnt want to think about how good two teams working together would be. Ah, I should replenish the Gargoyles huh. I repeatedly used the incantation for [Summon Gargoyle]. Its a pain, but Haku-sans right here. The summoned Gargoyles went out to counterattack. Ah, the next floors apletely submerged area? Before making their way up an ascending staircase, it was a floor that they had to first make their way down a staircase into water. For another way to picture it, think of the bend just below a toilet. Its the thing that prevents pests from making their way into the bowl from the sewers. As a dungeon restriction, there had to be a point where they could take a rest and breathe air on the way since a dungeon that couldnt be captured was an out, so it wasnt right to say it waspletely submerged, but still Setting aside the snakes, the Skeletons didnt need the rest point at all. Ill send the Gargoyles to wait at the rest point just in case. They have the magic skill [Spark] since theyll be at a ce where everythings drenched in sea water but still ? Is there something to be uneasy about, Kehma? It sounds like itll work to me. I wonder if electricity works against bones Oooh. Itd mess muscles up pretty bad, but theyre just bone. I nced at Haku-san. If you have something you want to ask, please go and ask it. [Spark] is a light-type magic, so it is effective against Skeletons. Ah, so its that sort of thing? I dont know what you mean by that sort of thing though? But well, those bones are just going to skip the rest point. The snakes will probably take a break there though. Even if I tried having them use [Spark] from the surface of the wateritd scatter in the water, so it wouldnt work. And thats how the defense is going, but what about the offense? Ichika, Meat. Hows our attack going? Team Demon Kings dungeon, just now won against that bone bone with the shark. The boss room door popped open so I sent the sardines into the third floor to explore. Team Dragon Kings dungeon, the ck armor is obliterating, so I left it to Team Demon King and am just searching and guiding. Its going well. Also, slugs appeared in defense. They are crowding the ceiling. Should I project it onto the monitor? Lets not look at Team Dragon Kings dungeon. Its doing alright. Whats on my mind is how to go about interrupting the enemy team that are invading us together. Well, theyd be better off cooperating in trying to capture the dungeon. Theyd make progress. Theres a hand I prepared but havent used, but well, theres no reason for me to use it if I can win without it. [3] It looking like they are progressing, so lets add some water to slow them down before they get to the submerged area. Alright, open the gates~. Leave them open for a while and drain the water into the enemies dungeons. Kay~. For where they are the third flood gate? Opening! Dodododo the seawater surged, overtaking the Skeletons and snakes. Oh? Kehma, emergency! The arent getting swept away! The snakes were washed away. However, the Skeletons anchored down by clinging to the walls. Lining up single file against the wall, the Skeletons sliced through the water current. By having one of them take the brunt of the waters momentum, they were able to make it easier on all the rest. This is a method used by several groups to counter sh flooding our opponents figured it out faster than I thought. Was it because of a hint from Core 6? Or maybe it was Core 666 or the masters ability to cope? Leave the water going for a while. It doesnt look like theyre able to move while the waters flowing, so Ill throw something at them. G-got it. Loading a Gargoyle up into a [Mana Potion (Barrel)], I put it into the water current and had it hit the Skeletons. The barrel and several of the Skeletons broke, so I sent more Gargoyles in. The Skeletons werent able to hold up, so their formation copsed and they got washed away. I decided to have the Gargoyles that got washed into Team Dragon Kings dungeon along with the Skeletons continue on and explore. I wonder if theyll think up a countermeasure for the Gargoyle-in-a-barrel? Letse up with something else. Footnotes: Please note that almost every character is referring to [Father] with very slight differences. As most of terms arent generally known by English readers, Ive resorted to tranting the lesser-known ones as either [Dad] or [Father]. Return An example of a lesser used Father Gifu-san -> Father-in-Law/Stepfather. Author even goes so far as to tell readers to read it as Otou-san. Its such a mouthful in English though ._. Return This might be more than a single trump card. Doesnt specify. Wille back and edit if mentioned in the future. Chapter 182 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 5 # Team Demon Kings Point of View # The water was unexpectedly troublesome. Even though they could deal with it, they couldnt advance. By the time that the water had finally stopped, Team Demon Kings dungeon was underwater all the way to the third floor, so another bone fish boss would go there. This time, they learned from their opponent and went with mixing a single boss in with sardine-like small fish. Haah, it looks like the DP I was saving till today is running out too. Core 666 let out a sigh. For now, she summoned some more Skeletons and sent them into Team Sovereigns dungeon. The Skeletons were all moving together like a centipede and somehow managed to endure the water current and advance. But thanks to that, she realized a new way to deal with the water. She could use this. 695 is fit to be my rival after all When Core 666 had the Skeletons advance forward, she found a small room near a stairway. The stairs descended into water. It appeared she took the wrong wayor maybe not. Perhaps the floor was pre-submerged? At any rate, the Skeletons were basically expendable, so Core 666 sent the Skeletons in. It was like the bottom of the sea. There was practically no light and there was seaweed growing in it. It all shook side to side, making the visibility even worse. When they looked up from in the water, there appeared to be a small room with lighting from it, looking like moonlight. This is a very stylish floor. However, it was still a dungeon. Naturally, it would have traps. When she tried having the Skeletons use their hands to push the seaweed aside and open a path, their hands abruptly fell off. ? Did something happen? Nois something there? She had the Skeletons advance further to make sure, but their arms fell off just like their hands had. Thats Jiji-sama, what is that? Hearing Core 666s question Core 6 looked at the monitor. It was hard to see, but 6 was able to see something. It was threadorichalcum-made thread that had been stretched incredibly thin. Hoh. It appears to be thread made from orichalcum How was it made so thin, though? Orichalcum!? Come to think of it, 695 was wearing an orichalcum ring, Jiji-sama. She was? Perhaps she has a skilled master dwarf cksmith Right, Ill show you an orichalcum ingot next time, it looks quite lovely. Fufu, sounds fun. Its a promise. Still, thread? She didnt even have a way to cut it, it was orichalcum. No matter how thin it was, orichalcum couldnt be broken without the dwarves processing methods. In other words, there was no way for her to remove the thread. When she looked around, the passage divided into the current way and a side path. The current way was filled with the thread. And ahead, the path that was divided in two merged back together. The thread was ced like some sort of crude web. It didnt matter for the Skeletons, but there appeared to be a small room beyond the web that you could take a breath in. So if you tried to run straight through the passage to try and get a breath of airyou would be sliced into small pieces. So thats it. Core 666 guessed that it could also be used with the water trap. The thread was sharp enough to slice through bone just by touching it. If they were pressed against it by the force of the water, theyd likely turn into mesh-shaped mincemeat (bone in this case). Just imagining it was gross. It was wonderful. Jiji-sama, what if I used my magic sword? You should avoid it. My magic sword has the [Indestructible] property, so it could do it, but even so, breaking through orichalcum takes too much effort. Heeh even Jiji-samas magic sword Using [Summon Skeleton] yet again, Core 666 smiled daringly. Chapter 183 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 6 I caused a water current to start up in the submerged floor. Waters justing in from the floor above though. If I let the water drain down from above into the drainage traps, the water will flow downward. Is it hard for them to hold their ground underwater? The Skeletons were sliced into small pieces by the orichalcum wire like gtin. Fufufu, this wires super effective! Orichalcum thread its good that you could prepare such fine thread. Yeah, theres a skilled master cksmith at our vige. Lets go with that. Well, Im the one that actually made it of course. Taking out the four orichalcum coins that Rokuko got from the 1,000 DP gacha, I tried out making them into superfine threads like fiberss. It was enough just making it thin enough that it started drooping. It looked like what I saw on TV before. Using [Create Golem] to manipte the orichalcums even easier than the normal way used to forge iron, Im in full control too. I was a bit worried about its strength since it was so thin, but it almost sliced through my fingers when I tried picking it up. Rather, its at the point that Iron Golem would easily get sliced up. And thats all despite it being thinner than a hair. Orichalcum is scary. I was somehow able to pick it up after attaching handles to both ends of the one meter long orichalcum wire. I ended up making a crazy level wire. (Keeping it cheap by using iron for the handles, I made it by having it adhere to the orichalcum.) Maybe I should have something made next time? Please ask through me, that person is a little obstinate. Even if you talked to him directly, hed just say stuff like [It cant be made!]. Really? Well, keeping capable craftsmen on a leash is important. Ill leave the ordering to Kehma-san when the timees, then. Concerning the orichalcum processing, I already more or less revealed it with the ring. Eh, well, theres a pretty big difference in difficulty between making a ring and making a wire thats thinner than a hair though. Hey Kehma. Its a middle level at this submerged floor right? Yeah, its that kind of feeling. So then that means its turning around? Whats it like on enemies sides? Lets see whats going on in Team Dragon Kings dungeon. Meat? First of all, we reached the seventh floor in Team Dragon Kings dungeon. It is the seventh floor, but this boss room isnt a miniboss, its the dungeonsst boss. There werent any decent gimmicks in their maze at all. They were all meant to be used against humanoids, so they practically didnt affect the fish at all. Even for Team Demon Kings ck Armor, its armors strength was so strong that it was unhurt. The only effective trap against it was the skewer trap, but thats normal. I never thought that wed make it that far so easily. Now we only need to look forward to the dungeon boss, but the ck Armors super motivated and swinging its ck sword around. Our turn isnt going to show up, is it? I mean, theres a decent chance that itll turn on us if we tried interrupting the fight. Lets let it do whatever. How is it progressing in Team Demon Kings dungeon? Nn, were at another boss-like room on the fifth floor. Feels miniboss-ish. Theres a big skeleton guarding the door that leads farther in. Its probably a boss monster they prepared to use from the start, unlike the bone fish from the second floor. Unlike how the bone fish felt like it was prepared after seeing their dungeon get flooded, this one feels like it belongs in this dungeon. Although this dungeon had the usual traps like spring noose traps, pitfall traps, and traps that would shoot arrows at you if you touched a wire, they were all just shabby. I dont know whatll happen after this, but I wont be careless. More of those ck Armor monsters might appear as the dungeon boss. ! Kehma! The ck Armor that was in Team Demon Kings dungeon entrance came to our dungeon! Seriously? Theyre finally going to try and capture us seriously huh. Taking a look, a ck Armor was walking into our dungeon with a lot of Skeletons. It was surrounded by the Skeletons, so it looks like its wary of traps. Lets try giving them a dose of water to chew on. Open the first floodgate. Kay~ I added a Barrel Gargoyles while we were at it. Now then, whatll they do? Their response appeared immediately. A few of the skeletons in the front were struck by the barrel, but the ck Armor cutting the Gargoyle that appeared from inside it in half with its sword. Then, they probably replenished their forces through a summon-type skill like [Summon Skeleton]. It was used a lot during that fight at Team Demon Lords dungeon entrance, but summon-type skills really are strong, huh. They can keep on replenishing pawns for free. I followed their lead and used [Summon Gargoyle]. If a single Barrel Gargoyles no good, what about five? What about ten? Well, it probably wont have much effect, but Gargoyle-kuns. Ill leave it to you. It feels like theyre resenting me from being used as sacrifices, so donte back even if you survive, kay? Aah, if thats the case maybe its easier using [Summon Skeleton] like this? Theyre dead from the start after all. Ah, but theres that scary grudge feeling huh. Which way would be better then Hmm. What now? Gonna keep the water goin? No, its better if we keep them going only for short intervals rather than constantly flowing. The strongest thing about it is the initial punch of the water current after all. And sotake out [The Big Ball]. Well be using it here. Finally! [The Big Ball], go! Rokuko manipted the monitor in glee and and room that stored [The Big Ball]it was ced on the ceilingswung open. Then, [The Big Ball] a gigantic ball of iron, fell down the slope. Its something prettymon in certain adventure films. Following the obviousbination of [Gravity + Slope + Ball], [The Big Ball] slowly rolled down the hill. To say it another way, the ball was a huge bowling ball. The enemies? Our pins. While on the subject, its made to be just barely the same size as the passage. It cant be avoided unless youre in a room. Even if you cut in half, its crazy momentum would stay the same! [The Big Ball] moved slowly at first, but it gradually picked up speed. By the time it encountered that ck Armor itd be strong enough to knock them into their next life. What, even though it just barely fits the passage, that means theres a little room in the corners? Those are blocked, so dont worry. Theres no room to dodge. The remnants of those snakes are all just red spots now! Moreover, this trap was Haku-sans idea. She rmended it because Id already prepared the slope, which it needed. It really is stronger than a water current. Fufufu, the fusion of my idea for a trap and Rokuko-chans dungeon this is wonderful. Y-yeah. Gooo! [The Big Ball]! Realize my and Haku Ane-samas strength~! Its momentum at the max, the iron ball encountered the ck Armor-led group of Skeletons. Chapter 184 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 7 Its momentum at the max, the iron ball encountered the ck Armor-led group of Skeletons. It happened in an instant. The Skeletons were destroyed. Their bone fragments scattered in all direction. And no longer spinning, the iron ball had been pierced by a red magic sword. The ck Armor stabbed the red-hot glowing magic sword into the iron ball, bringing its momentum to a stop. When it swung its magic sword several more times, red lines ran across the iron ball. It melted. Huh? My mouth hung wide open. I mean like, that was an iron ball big enough to fill the passage, you know? I never thought that theyd be able to stop something with that much mass and momentum with a single sword. Seriously. Also, just how much heat did they use to actually be able to melt that thing? Uwah, even though I didnt think they could do it they melted Haku Ane-samas big ball! They overcame it splendidly. Well, things like this can happen, too Oh? Rokuko-chan, that magic sword isnt it Core 666s? Really? Ah, it is wait, no way, the Dungeon Core herselfs taking part!? Eh. I thought it was just a Living Armor though? I thought the Living Armor would just be empty on the inside though So you could use it like that too huh. Well, Im using Golems like that after all. Dungeon Cores dont actually need to breathe, so theres no problem even if theyre underwater or maybe her true form is this Living Armor? Really, those fellows from the Demon King Faction are all so belligerently troublesome Hahhh Haku-san sighed and held her hand against her temple. Perhaps its like this a lot with the Demon King Faction? Maybe theyre all a set with dungeon boss-like true forms. Well, yep. Ichika, send our Sahagins into Team Demon Kings dungeon. Nows our chance since the ck Armor isnt there. Roger~ Meat, do you need reinforcements? I think we should wait and see a bit longer? Gargoyles would be helpful. Got it. Ill go and summon some. Using [Summon Gargoyle], I sent them to the bottom floors flood gate room. Its a bitte for it, but the Gargoyles can move between floors. They use the non-standard route of traveling through the sea outside the dungeon. Theres a flood gate room like a space ships airlock on each of the floors, so using that route, they can get to any floors I want them to. They can even move about without causing floods if I just collect the water. As far as outside invaders are concerned, our response is shutting the gates firmly. Theres a proper route to use, so please use it. Mu, the ck Armor has already reached the submerged area on the middle floors. Muu, we cant use [The Big Ball] against 666 anymore huh? Just in case, prepare another one to hit them right after leaving the submerged area. Lets try adding water with it so that it wont be melted. It might be at the point of being identally lethal to Core 666, but its probably worse that she came to the front lines as the Dungeon Core in the first ce. For arguments sake, it wont be my fault even if Core 666 dies right? Well, there are idents in Dungeon Battles. Feel free to kill her. I got Haku-sans approval. Lets keep with it then. Middle floor, release the water. Lets have the orichalcum wire give them a hug. Okay~ Ah, go with a counter-current too. They wont be able to hold their ground as easily. Oh, then well need to open another gate from another direction? Its the middleyer, but we can pour water in from the lower area on the opposite side. By using that huge amount of water to cause a counter-current, the water current should jolt about, chopping them up finely with the orichalcum wires. * # Team Demon Kings Point of View # That was a little scary. That iron ball had a lot of force behind it. She was almost toote in reacting because she thought thered only be that water. She almost got squashed to death, but she seeded in dealing with it. She shivered from the thrill. Thisthis was what she wanted. Aahhhthis is so much fun! She couldnt help herself from smiling. This is what Core 666 lived for, the excitement she all but begged for. Tranquility was nothing but a poison, one that dulled the mind and senses. Battles are amazing. Wisdom, traps, strategy! 695, I wonder, are you feeling this pleasure too? Core 666 absolutely wanted to share this delight with a [Rival (Friend)]. Shed felt this way for a long time. However, that hadnte true. Until now, at least. Why was this? It was because Core 666 was superior to all other cores in the 600 Series (her generation). No other core in it couldpare to her. Even the previous 500 Series of cores ended up refraining when it came to Core 666. She truly respected the strong ones in those previous series, but as far as what she felt towards those who were at the same or weaker than herself, a 600 Series (the youngest generation), she felt they were pathetic. That is why she didnt have a [Rival (Friend)]. But for this Core 695, a member of the same series as hershe might possibly be able to be a [Rival (Friend)] that she could share these feelings with. It was like her thirst was being quenched for the first time. It was painfully irresistible, she wanted more of it. More. The pleasure of her empty pot made of insatiable desire being appeased she wanted it so badly. If she had something like a [Rival (Friend)]she couldnt think of a better wordthat she could enjoy it with, she would definitely want to trample and wreck them. That would be the best. [Aidi, I defeated Team Dragon Kings boss. I found the core.] [1] At that moment, an indifferent report came from her master. The voice that called Core 666 [Aidi] belonged to a youth. It was a report that hed suppressed them. Continue on, break it. How did you ovee it? [It wasnt a big deal. They failed.] It seemed that a Poison Wyvern appeared as the boss. [I didnt expect that the poison from its breath would explode, but thats all.] Hmm. Poison wouldnt work against the Living Armor her master was operating at all, but it appeared that it scraping against the cobblestone floor with its ws after the room was filled with poison resulted in an explosion. So that was their trump card? It was surprising, but thats all it was. Will youe over here when you destroy the Dummy Core? [I will. I just destroyed it.] As though to confirm her masters report, [Father] openedmunications. [Alright~, Team Dragon King lost! Sorry, 5, youre out of the running.] [Ugaaaah! To lose heeeeeeere!?!?] [[[ Sorry, 5-samaaaaa! ]]] Those nuisances grief was audible. With this, the nuisances were taken care of. Finally, its just me and 695. Lets have some fun. Core 666 advanced further into Team Sovereigns dungeon. Compared to the majesty of the Living Armors armor, its footsteps as it advanced were joyful. Footnotes: I believe that [Aidi] is a pun for [ID], as in identification. Chapter 185 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 8 Team Dragon King wound up losing without even getting anything done. Reasonable. Thats the word that crossed through my mind. Team Dragon King was constantly repressed by the floods and ughtered by the ck Armor in the Dungeon Battle. Well, the Sahagins wouldve been annihted if I sent them against that boss though. We didnt have a problem like that thanks to the ck Armor, but they wouldve been nothing but sacrifices to a big shot like that Poison Wyvern. That wouldve set us back. Ichika, how is it going on your end? A little more. The Sahagins arrived, I can win. The Sahagins and the shark were tossing a big skeleton that was the boss about in a room that got submerged. In particr, it looked like there was a Sahagin Rider on a swordfish that looked rather strong. From the looks of its bones, itll be defeated in a bit as Ichika said. What about that ck Armor that went to our side? It didnt go and defend. Theyre going all out on their offence, arent they. We should use [The Big Ball] again! Yeah. Lets put it to use while the ck Armor is in the lower floor. While were at it, collect the first floors water and dump it outside. Since Team Dragon Kings gate, which had kept on gulping down our water, ended up being closed, if we dont discard it ourselves the water would umte pretty fast. Wed look like a true submerged dungeon if we didnt. What is Core 666s ck Armor doing? It turned back in the middle floors. It looks like she wants to continue after meeting up with the other one. Would it be a nuisance if they met up or would that be a good thing? I mean, I could take care of them both in one go Rokuko, what do you think? Itd be a nuisance either way, right? At the least, Core 666 has [Summon Skeleton] after all. Core 666, arent you getting tired of using [Summon Skeleton] so much? Im the same with [Summon Gargoyle] though, so its not like I can say anything. * Well, I tried bashing the second ck Armor with [The Big Ball], but it challenged it head on and stopped it. They really are going with the brute force approach, its feet even cut grooves into the ground as it slid back. Moreover, [The Big Ball] broke. That being the case, I cant reuse it However, it had a lot of scratches on its armor, so it looks like it finally took some damage. Hmm, it didnte with any Skeletons, so its probably getting information from Core 666. I was wary of that. Thats why I let them learn that they can [Cope] with the iron ball by using it against them the same way again, then Ill hit them with it along with the water current in the upper floors. Well, there will be two of them, so it feels like theyll be able to deal with it So that means we need take care of one of them in the submerged area, right? If we can. If. Now then, the two ck Armors came into the submerged area. The orichalcum wire has already been seen through, so they probably wont get caught by it. Rokuko, send out the Gargoyles and the octopus. Kill them if possible. Okay~, going! * # Team Demon Kings Point of View # Shall we go then? [Un.] They walked into the submerged area. Skeletons in the lead, they advanced slowly so that they could cope even if a water current suddenly sprung up. The passageway was basically one way. It intersected with the direct route that had orichalcum threads strung up in it four times. There were several Gargoyles in the straight routes intersection. They couldnt see the thread easily, but it wouldnt allow them to advance. The Gargoyles used magic despite being underwater. Its true that it inanimate-types didnt have to breathe, but the kind of offensive magic that Gargoyles could use underwater was practically ineffective. Water or fire, the surrounding water would just get in the way. By process of elimination, theyd probably only be able to throw rocks at them. Itd do some damage to the Skeletons, but it wouldnt even be able to leave a scratch on the Living Armors made out of ck steel. Should we just ignore them and keep going? [Ill go first, then.] The Living Armor manipted by Core 666s master went first. The sound of rocks hitting them was noisy. The first crossroad had the threads to the rightit looked like there was a pocket of air beyond it, but the Living Armor didnt need to breathe. Circumventing the first orichalcum thread passage, they finally made their way to the ce where the Gargoyles were earlier. It had been just a few steps away from them, but since they had to go all the way around to avoid the dungeons trap, it was very troublesome. The Gargoyles had gone further in, past the next orichalcum thread passage, and once again threw stones to hinder them. Rather than to hinder, it was more like they were just trying to annoy them. Just then, a water swimming through the water appeared. [ An octopus?] Whats this? Its the first time Ive seen this monster Jiji-sama, do you know? [Yes I believe its a monster called an Octopus I dont know it well.] Core 6 wasnt too informed about monsters in general. He paid even less attention to particrly weak monsters. He naturally wouldnt remember its characteristics. Thats why he was a little surprised when it suddenly caused everything to go pitch ck. Crap I cant see at all in this. [Watch out for attacks. Solidify your defenses.] The stones kept hitting them, ringing as loud as ever. A few secondster, they were able to see. The octopus was gone, though. What were they trying to do? [I wonder? Well, its alright. Lets continue.] ! Wait! Ignoring the stones being thrown by the Gargoyles, the masters Living Armor walked forward. [ Wha!?] They were underwater, but the armor copsed under its own weight andas is, its body fell into pieces. The Living Armor had died. [I was killed! Aidi, what happened!?] The floor, it rotated. You were killed. When shed confirmed it on the map, theyd rotated exactly ny degrees. The Gargoyles attacking them from their left side moved perfectly in sync with the rotation, escaping as the Living Armor fell into pieces. There was no wire between the groups. She hadnt made use of the Skeletons despite being able to keep summoning them as long as she had the magical power to. It was toote, but she regretted not having them go first. [666. Calm down. Advance while paying careful attention to the map.] Understood, Jiji-sama Master, I will punish youter. When Core 666 tried to walk, this time, the waters flow fluctuated. Skeletons! The skeletons linked together into a formation parallel to the flow of the water to deal with it. Immediately after that, an intense st of water attacked them. It was hard for her to deal with because they were already underwater and couldnt see the waters timing. [Wait, Aidi! The floo!] ! Cra She had forgotten about the spinning floor. It was hard to deal with the current even at the best of times, so now that she was taking the brunt of it head on, the Living Armors massive body lost its footing. The Skeletons were swept away by the water current and chopped into bits. The fragments of the Living Armor her master had been operating was chopped up as well. She was flying towards the wires. Haaaaaah!! Griiiiing! Holding out her magic sword to act as a shield, struck it against the orichalcum threads. The magic sword didnt break. It endured. Aha! As expected of [Indestructible]! It didnt break! Verifying just how sturdy her magic sword was, sheughed happily. [Hoh you added it?] Yeah, it used a lot of the 500,000 DP, but it was worth it! Once she had gotten used to the current, she escaped down her original route. Shed gotten into a tough spot, but she survived it. Like thatCore 666 made it through the submerged area. Chapter 186 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 9 I knew it. I knew that Core 666s ck Armor would be able to make it through. But even so, when she got swept up by the water and went towards the orichalcum wires Did I do it!? I said it I actually said that line I need to be more careful next time. Kehma, almost, but not quite. Its okay,e here, now. Whyre you patting my head? It just felt like Kehma was a bit depressed. Ah, I was just hating myself for saying something that I believed that I would absolutely never say. Thanks for the thought, but Haku-san is watching, please stop. It felt like her super cold re was asking, Shall tomorrows dinner be served alive? Im like a fish on a chopping board, hahaha. [1] Ah, s-sorry, Haku Ane-sama. Were in a Dungeon Battle, so we have to concentrate, right! Fufufu, thats a good Rokuko-chan. Could you pat me on the headter too? Mou! Haku Ane-sama, please dont make fun of me! No, shes being serious. Not like Id say that though. Alright, back to the dungeon battle. The remaining troops left to Team Demon King over in our dungeon is a single ck Armor and lots of Skeletons. Those Skeletons are probably from [Summon Skeleton]. But in Team Demon Kings dungeon Oi, Ichika. From how it was going a while ago, shouldnt you have already killed the boss? U-uhh, yeah but the door didnt open! Im back to lookin now. There arent any enemy reactions left in the room. Im helping, too. With that, Ichika and Meats responded to me in puzzlement. It looks like our exploration was stalled No choice but to go back to looking huh? There is also the possibility that there is a hidden passage on another floor. It could be some sort of door that cant be found without activating a trap. Dont forget to look over the ceilings as well pitfall traps too. Putting a passage inside a pitfall trap maybe I should do that in our dungeon too? Haku-sans didnt say anything after telling us there is a correct route. No choice but to search ourselves, then. Fufu, this reminds me of the Dungeon Battle between Rokuko-chan and I. Eh? Aah,e to think of it thats right, Haku Ane-sama. Should we start searching again from the entrance just in case? Send a few Golems and use them. Yes, Goshujin-sama. Fortunately, there isnt even a single enemy monster remaining. She can look for it freely. Are they confident that we wont be able to find it even after looking for it, or are they amassing forces on an unexplored floor further inside? Is there another possibility? Overlooking something would be bad Rokuko, what do you think? Mm, its strange that the door didnt open even though theres no boss left in the boss room. Maybe we should check if it was really a boss room? It mightve been a dummy one. A dummy, huh. Theres definitely the possibility of that. Haku-san brought it up a bit ago, but I also did itthat riddle door that didnt have anything after it theres also the possibility that theres nothing after this boss room. Ichika, investigate that boss room for a little while, then look for another. Got it. As I finished issuing instructions on how to continue our attackour explorationI wondered how our defense was holding up. When I checked, the ck Armor had just crossed the log bridge that had been jam packed with Gargoyles. There was just a single Skeleton left. Its movements are rather good maybe their master is operating it? Meat, please get back to defense when you finish exploring. Our defense is more urgent Rokuko. Send Tentacle Slime-san out. Use it to settle Core 666 in the upper floors. Will it be enough?Wait, whyd you add [-san]!? Well, because its Tentacle Slime-san. I dont think that works as a reason though? Its more or less this dungeons secret boss. Well then, use [The Big Ball] and flood them out. Itd be great if thats enough to finish it, but Opening the flood gates and dropping [The Big Ball]~. Yay~, get squashed~! I knew theyd be fine stopping the iron ball with that scorching hot magic sword, so Ibod it up with water. The water flooded the space behind [The Big Ball] like it was sting it toward Core 666. I cant help but get a bad feeling. Lets gather everything in the room after this path Even if they stop the iron ball, theyll be washed away by along with it by the water if they dont stop it as well. If they try to melt the iron ball, the water keep it cool. Now, whatll they do? Reacting from the sound of it, Core 666 took the anti-water formation with the Skeleton. [2] Core 666 held up her magic sword, pointing it out towards the iron ball. Facing off against therge mass barreling towards her, she thrust towards it. [Crimson Road]. And said that. In the next instant, both the iron ball and water disappeared in a straight line away from her. The Living Armors hand that held the magic sword was glowing red from the heat was that a skill? A skill like that actually exists? Core 666, wasnt that a bit too hot? Wha!? Uwaaah, whaaaat!? Seriously? Isnt that a bit unreasonable? The seawatering up after that flowed past Core 666s ck Armor. Its red hot hand turned back into ck steel. [Crimson Road] is a piercing fire-type offensive skill. Although it has the disadvantage of only being able to be used once per day and dealing fire-type damage to the user, its power is considerable topensate for that. Using it is daring. Hearing Haku-sans exnation, it looks like it cant be used again today. So that means if I had them eat another st of [The Big Ball] and seawater, we could win. However Kehma, we dont have anymore of [The Big Ball]! Seriously? Then collect one of the ones we used and They were melted, smashed, and somehow erased. There arent any more. Geh, if Id just prepared more! Unfortunately, I cant just buy one directly with DP. ording to Haku-san, theyre in her catalog as a trap, but they arent in ours. Is it because we dont use normal traps? I usually just use handmade traps grah, being stingyse back to bite me! Could we give DP to Haku Ane-sama and have her purchase it? Thats, as expected, not allowed. Itd be different if it were for preparations, but its no good on the day of. After all, in the end, this is to train our juniors. In that case, is there anything I could summon to rece the iron ball trap? An Iron Golem? No, thats no good. They arent good at rolling! Aah, if Haku-san werent here I could just repair an iron ball with [Create Golem]! Well, we can think of this another way. With this, our opponents trump card is gone, so its like a fifty-fifty trade. We still have some troops and our trump card, so we still have an advantage! Kehma, that might not have been their only trump card, so maybe it wasnt an even trade after all? Rokuko gave a sound argument. Yep, well, its alright. Well decide it in the next room. I spoke, still collecting everything in that one room. Footnotes: Alright, so in the quote here Haku is actually saying Shall tomorrows dinner be changed to ikedzukuri?, where ikedzukuri is a style of presentation to make it look like raw fish is still in its original fish-like shape. I removed this because it just felt like any attempts at adding it to the line itself would just cause the line to feel awkward to read.Return Not too sure how that formation works with only a single Skeleton, honestly. Maybe she summoned more skeletons at some point? The raw doesnt specify if theres a single Skeleton here still. Chapter 187 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 10 # Team Demon Kings Point of View # Core 666 advanced through Team Sovereigns dungeon. Although it was unfortunate that she ended up having to use her trump card, [Crimson Road], she didnt regret it. She would have been put in a pretty severe situation if she had to expose her body to the iron ball, after all. [Aidi, they broke through the boss room.] Alright. But its not like theyll find the Dummy Core. [Yeah, they wont find it.] Core 666s master responded in confidence. His voice reflected how confident he was that they wouldnt ever be able to find the Dummy Core. So, hows our dungeon? [As nned, they are stumped. After all, the Dummy Core isnt here.] It was in the ck Armor. That was the Dummy Cores hiding spot. The Dummy Core was basketball-sized, but it fit perfectly in the Living Armors abdomen. The enemys dungeon should be attacked with the strongest war potential. The Dummy Core, that which must be protected, should be protected with the strongest war potential. So that she could follow both of these without contradicting either, Core 666 and her master thought of this n. They came up with the reckless strategy of [ce the Dummy Core inside of the strongest war potential]. This was also the strategy theyd nned to use since long before the Dungeon Battle. That is why they had the rule be [Destroy the Dummy Core] rather than [Touch the Dummy Core]. That way, even if their enemy somehow managed to get inside of the armor, it wouldnt be counted as a defeat. It was a good opportunity. Their dungeon itself was made up of five floors that had cost them a fitting 50,000 DP. Most of their traps were prepared so that they would work by themselves even if the dungeon was suspended due to the core being outside of the dungeon. Their monsters were almost entirely gotten through [Summon Skeleton]. And finally, their final boss room was a facade. They had to make a boss room midway and buy a bone fish so that they could dam up the water, butwell, it served its purpose of stalling for time. The rest of their DP was used entirely for the sake of strengthening Core 666 herself. Fufufu, I dont think Core 695 will figure out that the Dummy Core is right here. [It looks like theyre starting to look around outside the dungeon Lets just have them keep crawling around the dungeon until its all over.] Core 666 advanced further inside. There was a room ahead of her. Master, open it. [Yeah.] Her master opened the door with the Skeleton he was operating. A wiggling sound came from inside the room followed by a translucent tentacle appearing, wrapping around the Skeleton and seizing it. [Uwaah!? Kuh, this thing!] Weaponless due to being summoned by [Summon Skeleton], it was equipped with what could at most be considered a bone club. It bashed the Tentacle Slimes tentacle with itit didnt deal any damage at all. [Tch, Ill switch to another Skeleton.] Master. Even if I can summon however many Skeletons needed with [Summon Skeleton], even my magical power will run out since were outside of the dungeon alright? Please fight properly. [That just now was justified.] They knew that there was something waiting in ambush behind the door. Thats why she had a Skeleton open the door, so he wasnt wrong in saying that the cost was justified. However, that was that. Core 666 smiled. Its added to your punishment. Please look forward to it. [] Oh? Not answering? [Hah understood.] Thats a good master. You are, in the end, my puppet. Swinging the fire-d magic sword, she burned the Tentacle Slime. With a sound akin to evaporating water, the Tentacle Slime withdrew its tentacle A slimes weakness is fire and magic. This magic sword hit both of those perfectly. Even so, they have an unusual slime, dont they? Is it a boss? What do you think, Jiji-sama? [The Tentacle Slime? Physical attacks dont work against it, so its somewhat of a nuisance to deal with but its not as though you could say they dont have their weaknesses. It being a boss is possible. However, it would take a considerable amount of DP did they bring it in themselves?] Oh, they brought it in? Did 695 want to enjoy the Dungeon Battle with me that much? When she stepped into the roomthere were enough forces gathered together that it could practically be called an army. There were Golems, Gargoyles, even the Sahagins that shed seen over in her dungeon and the octopus from a bit ago, as well as a Flying Squid and some others she didnt know. The Tentacle Slime was there as well, of course. So many. Core 666 muttered. What a wonderful wee. But who shall be my dance partner for this party? [Thest one standing?] Fufu, Im getting fired up Holding up her magic sword, Core 666 delved into the crowd of monsters. * # Kehmas Point of View # The boss rooms door was a fake, huh? I just got Ichikas report. Yeah. Even though Id finally got it open after breakin it, there was just a dirt wall. It was just a normal door. Huh. There wasnt an [Under Construction] sticker too, was there? [Under Construction] sticker? Whats that? Ah, its nothing. Its a long story so, there isnt a way forward then? Un. I think we mightve overlooked something, so Im going over everythin again. No, its alright. I stopped Ichika. I had Meat check outside the dungeons entrance, but I was only really able to figure out the the dungeon was located somewhere in an area under the Demon Kings rule. Id started wondering what the heck we were supposed to do next, but I came to a conclusion straight away. Well, its alright. Alright? What do we do? We cant win if we cant beat Core 666s dungeon though. Whatre you saying, Rokuko? I pped a hand onto Rokukos shoulder and spoke. Isnt the enemy Dungeon Core in our dungeon already? Ah Right, the Dummy Core could be anywhere. It could even be hidden and brought here. If we defeat Core 666 whos invaded us, thatll be our win. Either our enemy will lose all of their war potential and be unable to fight or we win because their core is destroyed. Its our win either way. Un. Core 666 is either super confident in herself or shes an idiot. Id be d if its thetter. Chapter 188 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 11 Rather there is a high possibility that Core 666 has the Dummy Core. A mobile strategy? I dont know how shes carrying the Dummy Core. However, looking at whats going on in Team Demon Kings dungeon, thats almost definitely what it is. There arent any more traps or monsters appearing, nor are any of the walls or doors being repaired. Its basically like its dead as a dungeon. Wouldnt it copse if something happened? The suspense is real. Yeah. For example, lets assume that Core 666 is inside that ck Armor and that shes about as tall as Meat. If thats the case, couldnt they put it inside it somewhere? I see. The size of a Dummy Core is the same as the Dungeon Core. That is, the size of arge basketball. By the way, Im told that Haku-sans cores are a tonrger, so there are differences between them. The size of the armors head is a bit too small, so if we assume that Core 666s true body isnt tiny, its probably somewhere in the torso. Perhaps, if its a liquid or gas, Core 666s body is simply filling the inside of the armor. My prediction is that Core 666s body is a big ck Armor Living Armor thats one sizerger and is being worn on the outside, or at least its probable. Like a certain superheros Over Body. [1] Still though, is it okay for the Dummy Core to not be inside of their dungeon? Theres nothing I can say about it though, the referee, [Father], isnt saying anything about it. The concept itself isnt bad. If Core 666 is a peerless warrior able to repel any adversity, its a superb move. If she could keep using no risk no cost techniques like that unreasonable [Crimson Road], shed be unbeatable. Itd turn into a one-sided stompfest. However, the reality is that shes now slugging it out with the monster group and is rampaging among them. It doesnt look like shes tired, but it also doesnt look like shes strong enough to be considered unbeatable. Even if she could do something like take the core out of the dungeon Haku Ane-sama, there would be demerits to it right? What kind of demerits would there be? Thats a good question, as expected of my Rokuko-chan! Yes, first of all, depending on the situation, the dungeon would copse. However, Team Demon Kings dungeon has a structure such that it wouldnt copse even without a core. There are many walls and small rooms, as well asrge areas between each of their floors. Even if a dungeon like this had its core destroyed, it would retain its shape. Even so, without its core, even with it retaining its shape, it would no longer be a dungeon. The core would have to start over entirely if brought to it. In other words, it would copse because it doesnt have a core, and even if it didnt, it wouldnt be considered a dungeon anymore and the dungeons domain would have to be built up all over again. With it requiring 5,000 DP for assigning a single floor, thats a pretty big disadvantage. Haku-san continued talking. As it would no longer be a dungeon, you would be unable to send out new traps and monsters. Most of the existing traps would be unable to activate and although the monsters wouldnt immediately disappear, as an exception, monsters from [Monster Spawners] would quickly die. Those monsters are made such that they are unable to live without being inside of a dungeon. The magical power filling the inside of a dungeon is a kind of food for monsters. Its no wonder why theyd die without their food. Conversely, if proper ecosystems were established, they could revert to normal monsters and be wild. She said shes seen several examples of it happening as expected of Haku-san, a person who has destroyed several Dungeon Cores. What about monsters summoned through summon-type magic? Those move using the magical power of the person who summoned them, so they are unrted to dungeons. That is, unless they were summoned by a dungeon monster. Summon-types disappear when the summoner disappears, and creation-types stay behind with the orders they were given. Thinking about what happens after the Dungeon Core is destroyed, creation-types are excellent, but even so, thats given the assumption that the person would be dead, so for Haku-san, that bonus doesnt matter to her evaluations. For example, the inn would continue on even after I die, but I wouldnt be there. It could only be used as something to give as an asset to descendants. [Heeh, so thats what happens? Good job, 89. I didnt know~] Oh? I thought for certain that Otou-sama would know though? [Well, its not like Im watching over everything yeah? Particrly what happens to dungeons after theyve lost their cores.] Well! I am extremely honored to have been of use, Otou-sama. Ummm, I wound up listening to Haku-sans story for quite a while there, but I dont care about stuff like that right now. The most important thing right now is destroying that Core 666 err, identally destroying her err, defeating her. Pretenses are important. Itll definitely just be an unfortunate ident that happened in this Dungeon Battle because I was striving to beat her. Lets check out the situation. When I looked at the map, for enemies, there was just a single Living Armor left in the Monster House I prepared. As for the Skeletons that had been surrounding it, they were long since annihted. Tentacle Slime-san had turned them all into bone meal. After all, even with him being able to operate them well, that Zack couldnt do anything against the physical annulment with Skeletons. However, Core 666 is holding a fire magic sword. It had taken a lot of hits from Core 666 while it was dealing with the Skeletons, so many of its tentacles were severed and it was covered with wounds. Alright, Tentacle Slime-san eh, thats a bit long, Ten-san should be good. Ten-san, that ck Armor is using a fire magic sword so pull back for now and recover. Ah, crap. I just named it, didnt I? When I looked to make sure, [Ten] was registered on the named monster list. Tehee. Well, adding one more after all this time should be alright. Its been the most active one after all. Ten-san drew back to recover its viscous mass that had been damaged by Core 666. The Ten-san juices we stocked up on to recover it with were effective. Just pushing them into the slimes body was even more effective than using a potion. Gargoyles continued attacking with magic to plug up the hole left over from Ten-sans withdrawal. They were using [Stone Bolt], carpet bombing her and leaving no gaps. The stone projectiles are banging against the ck Armor but its not doing anything! Shes way too hard! This is bad. The hole left by Ten-san is too big. I gave directions to the Sahagin Corps. Then, I took out iron chains with weights at the ends. A fewno, dozens of them. I bought them with DP a bit ago. If we cant beat her, well restrain her. Yep. Although their quality is overwhelmingly better, we win in numbers. In that case, I will absolutely make use of it. They could be cut through with iron, but theres so many that [that fire magic sword cant cut through them all]. And so, the Sahagins all threw their weighted chains simultaneously. Several of them were repelled, but being unable to handle the sheer number of chainsing at it, the ck Armor was unable to move after being caught by them good, weve sealed its movements! Now we just need to finish it off Just as I thought that Kehma! Not yet! The ck Armor, unable to move, copsed. Standing out against her surroundings, a pretty girl with red hair appeared. Footnotes: Something from Kinnikuman (Aired/published as Ultimate Muscle in the west) Chapter 189 Third Dungeon Battle: Conclusion The small, red-haired girl had obviously been inside the armor. This was Core 666 after using humanization. Core 666 detached! Detached she could do that? Her red hair was like fresh blood, her red eyes like zing fire. As if to announce that the armor was inelegant, she was an Ojou-sama that wore a red-based dress with white frills. Even her appearance matched her attribute. Looking like it grew from her hand, Core 666 took out her fire magic sword and swung it down towards the captured ck Armor, slicing off the chains that held it down it looks like she went a bit too far, though, as there was a gash on the ck Armor now. Its freedom regained, the ck Armor clenched its fists and stood back-to-back with Core 666. The Sahaginsunched more chains at them, but this time the two of them somehow managed to cope and avoid them. Its movements are different from just a moment ago. Is her master operating it now? Still though, did Core 666e out from inside the armor and humanize? No, thats not it. That magic sword. It looked like it grew from her hand, but was it actually like that? In other words, is it that her body is part of the magic swo [Magic Sword] when Core 666 isnt using humanization, is that her true appearance? Haku-san. Magic swords could they be monsters? Oh? You didnt know? Among the worlds magic swords, seventy percent are monsters. I just discovered a jarring fact. Seventy percent. Seventy percent of magic swords arent items, but monsters. Well, theres stuff like Living Armors, so its not that weird that theres also Living Weapons. Just, for it to still be called a magic sword Ah,e to think of it, our magic swords are Golems, huh. In that case, to make a magic sword Kehma, what should we do!? How can we win!? Whoops, I was lost in thought there Well, how about we deal with the ck Armor first? Golem Corps! I gave the orichalcum wire to the Golem Corps. Its what used to be in the submerged area. I had them collect it and bring it there. There were handles at the ends of them to make them convenient to carry, so theres no problems for them throwing it all. Take this! Having weights attached to their ends, I had them mixed in with therge number of chains and all thrown at once. * # Team Demon Kings Point of View # Fufu, a ce like this wont be my end! Separating from the bound Living Armor she was operating, Core 666 let go of the magic sword (herself). Then, humanizing from a magic sword, she grasped onto a sword with the same ability as the magic sword that was her true appearance by using a skill named [Doppelganger], she cut off the chains that were restricting the ck Armor. [Doppelganger] was like an alter ego, but if the [Doppelganger] sword was broken, she would die as well. It was that sort of skill. Theres no time to summon Skeletons. Ill leave the armors operation to master, lets deal with it all ourselves. [Got it.] Leaving the ck Armor that still had the Dummy Core in its abdomen to her master, she cleared away the chains assailing them with her me-d magic sword. Her master also manipted the ck Armor, continuing to brush away the chains with its empty hands. It was too much for a single person to handle, but they could manage with the two of them. Every direction was covered. If its like this, we can do it. [Yeah.] Chains continued to be thrown at them. Once again, Core 666 used her magic sword and her master used the armors hands to clear them Shlink! However, trying to brush them away, both of the ck Armors arms and its neck was severed. [Huh?] Something with an extreme sharpness was mixed into the chains, a few passing barely centimeters above Core 666s head. With a bang, two heavy iron weights hit the ground. A super fine wire stretched between the weights, pulled taut. It was able to withstand the force of being pulled both despite being such a thin wire. This is what cut through the ck Armor just before, it was the same orichalcum thread as before. [Is it the same thing as a bit ago? Its way too sharp.] Oh? Master, look at what youve done to my armor [Sorry.] Well, perhaps I should have expected this to happen after allowing you to use it? I cant leave my back to you anymore You legs look fine, though. Master, just run around. It will be a little harder, but it should be alright if you pay careful attention to where youre running. The Living Armor wouldnt die from something like this. However, the chains and well as that super sharp orichalcum thread was thrown at them once again. Dashing between them, Core 666 intercepted the orichalcum thread with her [Indestructible] magic sword. It fell to the ground shed have to be careful so as to not sever her feet. Those weights at the ends of the wires will serve as a mark for where they are. The armor doesnt have [Indestructible], so make sure to avoid it. [Yeah. Aidi, you be careful too. Only your sword has [Indestructible] after all.] They separated from each other. If they ran in different directions, their enemies would have to attack multiple spots. The Tentacle Slime used the moment they separated as a chance toe back in. It appeared to target the ck Armor that couldnt use magic to attack. Conversely, Core 666 aimed at it. Another set of weights flew towards each of them. Core 666 didnt bother evading, relying on her sword to block it. The ck Armor avoided it by moving far to the side. However, its body was sliced in two through the middle. Eh [Huh?] The orichalcum string that was caught by her magic sword fell to the ground. The ck Armors upper body mmed onto the ground with a bang, its lower half copsing to its knees. They didnt know what happened. The ck Armor should have avoided the string. Yet here it was, cut in two. As expected, even the Living Armor would die after being cut in two through the center of the torso, thergest part of its body. The Dummy Core that had been hiding inside of its upper body had already dropped to the ground. Fortunately, it looked to still be intact however, as they were deep inside enemy territory and it was without the protection of the ck Armor, their defeat condition was both exposed and unprotected. What would the oue of that be? It was as clear as day. Even though Core 666 tried dashing over to it, the Tentacle Slime blocked her way. She tried attacking it over and over with her magic sword, but the liquid-filled slime wouldnt be defeated so easily. Moreover, since the Tentacle Slime was able to use more than two tentacles simultaneously, it was more than capable of attacking while blocking the sword. The Dummy Core was picked up by a Golem, and before Core 666 noticed Broke it. Chapter 190 Victors Delight The Living Armor being able to move despite having no head was within my expectations. Because of that, I didnt hesitate and attacked mercilessly. We wont stop attacking until itspletely stopped moving. However, the orichalcum wires had weights attached to both ends, so we cant hide it. Therefore, by using decoy weights, I tried having them fall into a situation where they thought that theyd avoided the wires. To be specific, the final orichalcum wire that the ck Armor dodged was a [Half Set] that the Sahagins concealed by holding the weights directly. There was nothing between the weights, so they had to avoid getting found out. There may have been a sense of something being wrong like the surrounding monsters movements being off or their speed being too slow or maybe something else, but itd be absurd to think that theyd both realize and perfectly cope with it their first time seeing it. Its the so-called death by ignorance. I mean, they shouldve at least dodged up or down. I read about this a while back in a manga. In the middle of the night, there were [two] cars with a single headlight on each rushing towards a victim. If the victim avoided it thinking that there was only [one] car, he wouldve been run over by the second car. The mangas protagonist, a master sniper, realized that there were two engine sounds though. Well, we were able to get to the Dummy Core after destroying the ck Armor, so we didnt need to go out of the way and purposely kill Core 666. As expected, it was in the armor. [Looks like the games over. Congrattions, Team Sovereign! Its your victory!] [Father] spoke. Looks like we really won. I was a bit doubtful about it since thest bit went so fast, but it definitely happened since the judgement call came out. Core 666 was wrapped in light and disappeared. [Father] probably returned her. Oi, is it alright to leave the leftover bits of that armor here? We did it, Kehma! We won! Yaaaay! Rokuko shouted out, cheering while bouncing up and down in delight. Are you a kid? I get that youre happy, so calm down a bit. Fu fufufu fu fu fu, this is my win as well as Haku Ane-samas! Double the happiness! Theres no way I could calm down! Then just calm down twice. I just stopped her bouncing by holding my hand against the top of her head for now. I mean, I could see what was under her skirt. It was immodest. Even though I have a foot fetish, that doesnt mean I dislike other things. Thighs and butts are good too. Meat, Ichika, good work to you two as well. That was tiring Ill be expectin a suitable bonus~ After operating the Golems and sending detailed instructions to the Sahagins and Gargoyles, the two girls were on the ground, exhausted. Once our victory was determined, Haku-san smiled. That went smoothly now, didnt it, Kehma-san? I thought you would give 666 the finishing blow for certain, though. Hahaha, I wasnt something we needed to do to win after all. Would I really be a Hero after destroying a Dungeon Core? I was worried about what wouldve happened to me, who was also a Dungeon Master, but I mainly didnt want to increase my troubles by purposely killing a core belonging to the Demon King faction. In the first ce, itd be an indirect destruction through using a monster, so it wouldnt have done anything. No, something still might happen after I go to sleep and wake up. I cant rx yet! [1] Amunication came from Team Demon King. When I approved it and connected, a monitor that looked like a full size mirror showing Core 666 appeared in the air. Shes wearing that same red dress from when she disappeared from the dungeon a bit ago. [I lost.] I won. Fufu. Rokuko threw out her chest in pride. Seeing that, Core 666 smiled in delight. [695. Lets have a one-on-one duel next time.] No way, Im quitting while Im ahead! [Oh? How lonely. Even though we finally became rivals (best friends) through this Dungeon Battle] Best friends? B-best friends? [Yeah. Rivals (best friends). Werent we already friends? And now we had this mock battle (yed together). How about we not hold ourselves back with each other like Jiji-sama and 89-sama?] U-umm, Im happy that were friends but arent there some strange nuances there? Oi, Rokuko, are you sure? This friend of yours is the battle junkie-type thatd cut you from behind with a smile on her face. My eyes met with Core 666s through the monitor at least I think shes looking at me? Well, its probably being transmitted? [Are you my rivals (best friends) master?] Yeah. Im Rokukos master. [Really. 695, your master calls you Rokuko Could I do the same? We are friends, after all.] Oh? Sure! Were friends after all! [Fufu, thank you, Rokuko. You can call me Aidi then, it is what my master uses for me. Ah, Rokukos Master-san, you can use that too, alright? Its easier for humans to refer to us like that.] As she said that, Core 666Aidi, turned towards me. [Are that dungeons gimmicks due to you?] No, they are due to Haku-san Senior Cores training. [Hoh, so you did make them. As expected, it seems that the cause of Rokukos rapid growth is due to her master.] I tried to trick her through a bit of deception, but it looks like she caught me. [Lets do this again sometime.] Please spare me that. [It was practically a one-on-one this time as well, but well not let that trash join in next time.] Did you not hear my refusal? Is your hearing bad? [Youre looking for a weak point to attack me with next time? So youll be attacking my ears I cant wait.] Uwaaah, shes not understanding me. So troublesome [Even so, its vexing that I was so close to the end.] Hmm? [The core room was just after that room filled with those monsters, right?] I dont think we wouldve lost even if you made your way through that room. [Heeh I wonder what that means? Was there still a way to go? It seemed to me that youd ced all of your forces there for a decisive battle though?] Shes pretty sharp. In truth, there had only been a core room passed it. Im fine with answering that, but Id like to asked a question instead. How did that sword stop the orichalcum? Is it made of good materials? [Hmph. Alright. Even though Im the one to say it, its just made of ordinary magic iron. I gave the magic sword the [Indestructible] ability to deal with the orichalcumthough with you asking that, could it be that human-type cores dont have the [Enhancement] option in the menu?] Enhancement was there something like that? Have I not unlocked it? Or maybe it doesnt exist for us in the first ce? [At the least, magic sword-type cores have [Enhancement] entries that they can use to strengthen themselves by using DP. I used almost all of this Dungeon Battles DP to purchase [Indestructible]ah, that should be enough of a reward (service) to the victor? Now for you to answer my question.] Ah, sure I never thought that wed both have the same idea. [Same idea?] Yeah, our core was also mobile. It was moving about in our dungeon though. I attached it to the ammonites shell and had it always dart about underwater. In truth, particrly when Core 666 entered the Monster House, I had it go outside of the dungeon (but still inside of the domain) through a flood room and hide near lower levels. [ I see. So you had that sort of strategy.] However, even though moving your Dummy Core around is fine youre a fool. [? I thought it was a good idea though? You seem to have been using it as well, so arent you a fool then?] Wherever the Dungeon Core was, wouldnt it have been our win by defeating you? Isnt that all pointless if youe to our dungeon like that? [ Huh!?] [Well, you had [Indestructible] It wouldve been fine enduring whatever in your magic sword form when push came to shove at worst, you wouldve been restrained until the end of the Dungeon BattleI told you that before the Dungeon Battle, remember?] [Ah, right.] I saw a boy with dark red hair behind Aidi. If Aidis were like fresh blood, his was more like blood that had darkened after sitting for a while is that her master? If hes human, hes even younger than me. Are you her master? A human? [Yeah. You too? This is my first time seeing a human master Given your appearance, youre from another world?] Come to think of it, Im in my jersey. Did I just give them extra intel? Yeah, this is my worlds pajamas. [Pajamas? Wearing pajamas for a Dungeon Battle what a strange person.] Umu. Theyre easy to rx in. Isnt it important to be rxed during a challenge? [ Well, whatever. It wont matter next time Ill cut it.] [2] Ye When I tried to say something like Yeah, see you next time~, their master swung the sword that was hanging at his waist. The mirror-like monitor disappeared with a shattering sound I guess that was him cutting it? [3] Even though I was wanting to talk a bit more with a fellow human master Ah, but I guess I gave killing him in that Dungeon Battle a bit of thought, didnt I? I mean, killing the Dungeon Core is the same as killing the Dungeon Master. Well, its all good. With this much, were acquaintances now. In this world, that amount of blood lust is normal. Normal, I say. Ah, wait, Kehma. Can I talk with Team Dragon King? Hmm? You have something you want to talk with them about? Just a bit. Sure then, go ahead. I didnt really have a reason to refuse her, so I gave her my permission. The mirror appeared once again, so it looks like they approved it. Ah, thats a huge snake. Theres even a slug and a frog standing next to it. [What!? 695,e to gloat!?] Hey hey, how do you feel? Hey, how do you feel? You always, always made fun of me, but now its all my win, ah, and its yourplete defeat! So, how do you feel now? There are three of you, but you couldnt do anything, are you frustrated? You all going to cry? Hey, hey! Say something! [Hey, you really came to gloat!?] Obviously! I, the winner, am great, and you are all stupid! Bye! [Ah, oi, dont run awa] Vwoom. The monitor disappeared just like how an old TV would turn off. I guess I was wrong earlier about him saying he was going to turn it off? [4] Phew that was refreshing! Y-yeah. Good job. This was all thanks to Kehma! Thank you, Kehma! Rokuko smiled in such a way that it looked like a major weight was lifted from her, a true smile. I couldnt say anything in response to her, so I just patted her head. [Well then, once again, congrattions 89, 695. Now for the reward.] Amunication from [Father] appeared Is it here? Reward time, that is. Footnotes: Golgo 13 reference. Return He only says cut in the original Japanese. This is meant to be open-ended in the way that it could mean Ill kill you, or Ill cut through that rxation, as well as something that appears in two lines from this. Return It also means turn off and sever connection Return Again, a bit awkward due to the open-ended statement losing quite a bit in trantion. My apologies. Chapter 191 Rewards [Well then, its reward time~] Yeah, I heard you a second ago. [First of all is the extra prize. As a reward for doing your best, this is concerning your names. Haku Raverio, Rokuko Dungeon Core. I officially recognize these names to the limits of my authority.] Ah! Really, Otou-sama!? Amazing, the name I got from Kehma was officially recognized! I dont really understand whats so good about it, but the two Dungeon Cores were overjoyed. Rather, Rokukos surname is Dungeon Core ah, right,e to think of it, I called her with that name a while back huh? [1] Rokuko, youre Haku-sans younger sister, so wouldnt Rokuko Raverio be better? Huh? Really? Besides, if you said your name was Dungeon Core your identity would be exposed immediately so, would it be alright to adjust it? [Hmm, I think using [Dungeon Core] as amon family name for my children is good though. Well un, as Kehma-kun wishes, lets adjust it. 695, would you like to receive Kehma-kuns family name and be Rokuko Masuda?] Whys it my family name now!? When I looked at Rokuko, her face was beat red. Is she feeling sick? I ced my hands to her cheeks to check. Whys your face loosening? Oi. A grin on his face, [Father] kept talking. [Im not good at thinking up new names. Thats why numbers are an amazing invention, you only have to increase the count.] I think her having the same Raverio as Haku-san would be good though [Haku has Raverio because she married Lyon-kun though? Wouldnt it then be natural for Rokuko, who is Kehma-kuns partner, to introduce herself with the same family name as you?] Tou-sama, i-in other words, y-you mean K-Kehma and I married!? I nced toward Haku-san Hmm? Whats that gesture? Her thumb moved along her neck, stabbing downward at the end ah, right. [Die]. Wait, Rokuko. Id like to keep our rtionship pure for now. ? A pure rtionship? Are there impure rtionships? Kehmas here so it being a bit dirtys alright! Rokuko smiled tenderly. The sudden turn made my chest throb. Right, Goshujin-samas [Cleanup] is special. See! Meat gets it! Kehma can shoo away any filth in one shot! Rokukopletely affirmed Meats statement. Ah, so thats what she meant. Im a bit relieved. Aah, I must have arrhythmia. Super arrhythmia~, I should lie down~. I must be worn out from being so busy with stuff for the Dungeon Battle~. Umm, rather then suddenly getting married, how about making a pun off of dungeons byrintha word that meansbyrinth in my worldsnguage. How about we twist that further into a family name of Labriheart? Ah, heart means heart. [2] [Abyrinths heart huh? Sounds good. Would you mind allowing me to use that for my childrensmon family name?] I dont mind. [Alright, then itll be Haku Raverio and Rokuko Labriheart. Under my authority, I again officially recognize these two names. Also, I allow my children to freely use Labriheart for their family name.] Somehow, this [Father] really did find thinking up [New Names] to be troublesome. He adopted it at the drop of a hat. [ However, Kehma-kun. I heard that presenting a ring to someone is meaningful where youe from? Why would it be [Suddenly] after so long since that?] Mmm, that was just the extra prize, dont you still have prizes to give? [Oh, right. Well then, two for both Haku and Rokuko.] Good. I dodged the bullet. [For Haku, a magic sword I made. As well as ah, I guess itd be better to keep it a secret from Kehma-kun and them? Ill send you the other er.] Thank you for your consideration, Otou-sama. I ept your gift gratefully. A magic sword made by [Father] huh. Wouldnt that be a magic sword strong enough to wreck the? Also, whats with that secret prize? I want to know what it is [For Rokuko Yep. Ill give you one of the godly beddings, a godlyforter. Ah, Kehma-kun, remember that this is for Rokuko.] Seriously? Godly beddings. Moreover, that one of So that means there are other kinds? Now I have to collect them all. [Make sure to read the instructions before using it, there are various things youll need to know. The next prize is for Kehma-kun. I give you this.] Bang. A white gem about as big as a basketball fell down in front of me. A Dummy Core? [No. Although it isnt numbered and has nothing inside it, it is a genuine core. Go ahead and break it.] Huh? [Youre a Hero while also being a Dungeon Master, didnt you want to see whatd happen if you destroyed a core? Ah, do you need a weapon?] Ah, of course Id be found out. Of cooourse~ With another bang, a sword fell down in front of me while I was thinking. It was a in sword thatcked any decoration, a sword made entirely of metal, even its hilt. Yeah. Its just a simple sword made fully out of metal. Its just that that metal was orichalcum. Bargain bin orichalcum! How many ingots did it take to make this thing? [Thats a freebie. Im feeling pretty good today, so have fun with that. Its not a magic sword or anything so dont worry yeah? Its just normal orichalcum shaped into a sword. Use it however you want.] Could I melt it down into wires? [Sure. Do whatever with it.] Looks like me being able to process it however I want with [Create Golem] was exposed too. I held the orichalcum sword yep, its lighter than it looks. Its one of orichalcums characteristics. After going this far, theres no way I couldnt destroy the Dungeon Core that was shining white just in front of me. I swung at the mysterious Dungeon Core with the orichalcum sword. The response was lighter than Id expected. So sharp! The Dungeon Core was sliced in half from my simple sh. I felt a warm wind break out from the cracked core. [So, feel anything? You get a skill?] No, I dont really feel anyah. I felt something like electricity run down my spine. This is it. Its simr to the sensation from when you use a skill scroll. Information nted itself directly in my brain. Aah, yep, there it is. Im learning something. Its like its telling me to not open another application during the instationthat sort of feeling. I stopped moving for a while and waited for it to finish. Once the instation finished, I heard a mechanical voice that felt like Id heard it somewhere before echo in my head. [[Super Transformation Lv 3] has been acquired.] [3] And it suddenly went to Lv 3 for some reason, the heck? Footnotes: Chapter 1! Return Things in single quotes are written in katakana and arent being tranted by Trantion Function-san. Also note that Labriheart is stated phically as Labyrisuheart. Assuming the authors intention was to make a single, shorter word than the mouth-filling Labyrinth Heart, I chose to further shorten it into something that sounds less awkward in English. Return Author-sama mentions that Super Transformation is very Kamen Rider-ish at the end of the chapter. As a result, I went with the popr way of tranting the ability for Kamen Rider. Chapter 192 Super Transformation I wanted an exnation for why it suddenly went to Lv 3, but the only thing I knew was how to use the [Super Transformation Lv 3] that had been nted into my brain. Its effects are as follows: C Can transform into what is imagined Lv X times per day (3 times for Lv 3) C Lv 1 Effect: Can transform into something that exists C Lv 2 Effect: Can partially mimic the abilities of what has been transformed into C Lv 3 Effect: Once every 72 hours, even if you die, the transformation will cancel and you will revive Magical power is consumed during the transformation. I can either turn it off when I want, or when my magical power depletes. The amount of magical power consumed seems to be quite huge if I turn into something thats really different in appearance. And my abilities would be limited in the transformation. I dont know what the Lv 4 effect would be, but the ones I already have are crazy. I can transform into something so long as it exists huh? As expected of a Cheat Skill. And I can revive once every three days too Well, depending on the situation, it could just be an instant death after reviving. Like if I was inva or something. [Was that the [Announcement] just now? It gave the same feeling as our [Menu].] Eh, could everyone hear that just now? [No, I was just able to observe it a little there. So, what kind of skill did you get?] I was troubled over whether or not I should tell him or if I should keep it as a trump card. At any rate, I guess its fine to tell him its name? I think itd be better if I didnt say it since Haku-sans here as well, but its [Father]s request. It feels like itd turn into a problem if I didnt answer him. He said that I was a Hero right in front of Haku-san, so that was exposed already. It might make it seem like Im nning on rebelling or something if I dont answer Alright, lets answer. I got that freebie from you, so Ill tell you the skills name. Its [Super Transformation]. [[Super Transformation] huh? You got a pretty interesting skill.] Hmm? Doesnt it feel like he knows what it does? [In the past, someone even got up to [Super Transformation Lv 7] if I recall? Perfectly copying the enemys shape and abilities, they were able to use their opponents abilities along with their own. It got pretty amazing.] The heck? Wouldnt that be invincible? Oh? I think I dealt with that person by sending five hundred against them? [Yeah, Haku yed a big role in it back then.] Ah, so they were defeated by numbers huh. Right, its not like I could give it out to others or anything. Ah, there does appear to be skills that can be shared with others though. So Kehma-san was a Gods Vanguard? I knew that he was a person from another world, but still Well, Im just an everyday Hero that doesnt intend to destroy dungeons or anything like that. I havent even had a Cheat Skill until now. I dont even think of myself as a Gods Vanguard. Hmm. In that case, its alrightso, that skill, would you please tell me more about it in detail? You will, wont you? To be exact, show be an example of you transforming. Okay~, orders ready~. The number of times that I can transform, so I cant keep doing it forever What do you want me to transform to? Lets see can you transform into Rokuko-can? Can I? Lets give it a shot. I pictured Rokuko in my mind and said [Super Transformation]. I can activate the skill without saying it, but its probably better for me to say something given where I am. Uoh, my field of view dropped Oh, so this is Rokukos eye level. Ooh, he really looks the same as me! So I look like Rokuko now? Im still wearing my jersey, so it looks like it doesnt affect clothing Ah, my voice changed too. The clothes Ive been wearing are too big for me now. Oi. You know that you shouldnt look under those clothes, right? Right!? I wasnt thinking about it at all. You know that Ill hit you if you touch your body, right? Well, Im just curious about whether or not it can reproduce ces Ive never seen before. Rokuko, do you have any scratches or something that I dont know about? Nope. I dont have any scratches or stuff like that that Kehma doesnt know about. AhI was surprised since theres another Rokuko-chan, but wait! I cant ignore that statement! Thats a false usation though. I undid the transformation. I make sure to take care of Rokuko so that she doesnt get even a single scratch. You could even use lie detection magic or magic tool if you like. Are you telling the truth? I am. It appears that you really are telling the truth. Oh. It looks like she really did invoke some lie detecting magic. But its a good thing that people can prove their innocence so quickly with stuff like that. They just have to actually be innocent. Ill take this chance ask you. You have no intention of bringing harm to Rokuko-chan, correct? Correct! I swear to god. [Ahahaha! Swearing to god right in front of me! Good, good!] [Father] suddenly broke intoughter. Ah, right. God is the one that sends the Heroes. Hes the enemy. Rather, wasnt there also the theory that [Father] is also a god? At any rate, [Father] isughing pretty hard. Understood By the way, could you transform into Rokuko-chan one more time? Id like to hear two Rokuko-chans say, I love Onee-sama. Ah, sorry, but I have a limited number of transformations, so maybe next time. Oh? Thats unfortunate Then, could you turn into this envelope? If you can, whats inside of it. Haku-san showed me an envelope Hohoh, this is definitely to verify something. First, can I transform into inanimate objects? Second, can I transform into something that I havent seen directly and dont already know? Third, can I reproduce the contents of the letter? As expected of Haku-san. Being able to get all of that from a single transformation. Well, alright. Thinking about the insides of the envelope, I used [Super Transformation]. [Super Transformation]. My body transformed easily Hmm, somehow, it looks like I just turned into the envelope. As expected, picturing something that I dont know about in my head isnt enough to use to transform. I fell to the floor. Seeing the Master Room like this is kind of new Ah, Haku-san walked closer. I saw white under her skirt. Even the knee socks in her long skirt is nice ah. She picked me up. Maybe shes trying to take a closer look? Hoh. It even reproduced the destination address that I didnt show you. However, it looks like the contents of the envelope werent reproduced? Maybe whats necessary is seeing it directly Maybe I should try tearing it a little? Im curious about how much damage there will be when he switched back. Higii!? Stop!? Ah, I cant talk. Hey, dont rip me! Seriously, doooont! Id revive even if I die with the Lv 3 effect but really, stooop! With a pop, I released the transformation and turned back into a human. In Haku-sans hands. Kyah! Please dont turn back so suddenly, Kehma-sanoh? Uoooh! Phew, Im back. Man, that was close. Thought I was going to die Kehma!? C-clothes, put on clothes! Eh? I saw my clothes. They were on the floor. Aah, so thats it. When I turned into an envelope, my clothes simple fell to the ground. In other words, Im being held princess-style by Haku-san in the nude. Kyaaaa!? Haku-sans a pervert!! Thats rude. Calling someone a pervert If anything, Kehma-san is the pervert. Youre naked, after all. Youre too calm! Scary! Im used to seeing adventurer corpses in the nude. Its alright, its cute. Stop it! That manner of talking is wounding me! Ah, but Rokuko-chan shouldnt look at something so foul, alright? Eh? Y-yesh! Sorry, Haku Ane-sama! I-I didnt see anything, Kehma! Dont worry! Y-yeah With that, I put my clothes back on with slightly teary eyes. Furthermore, [Father]ughed so hard he had to hold his sides. *Sniff* I cant take anymore Chapter 193 Third Dungeon Battle: End [That mightve been the first time Iveughed so hard. As I thought, Kehma-kun is the best when ites to being amusing. Ah, dont worry, you havent been connected with the other teams since I started giving out your rewards.] Hahaha, at least theres that. My dignity as a man seriously I was able to take advantage of the situation to turn the topic away from skills. The result shouldve made it OK but just remembering it makes me want to cry. A lot of stuff was exposed, but I was able to confirm some worthwhile things through Haku-sans investigation. Ill verify it again myself when I return. Come to think of it, Kehma-san. Do you want the S-Rank adventurer title as a Hero? No. Heroes are normally forced into being S-Rank though? Haku-san, wouldnt a Hero always staying at [Cave of Desires] bring too much attention? Oh? I dont mind much either way. It wouldnt change much at this point. Rather, couldnt you use it as a deterrent against unnecessary problems? That really does sound like an attractive proposal. However, it would alsoe with the responsibilities of being a Hero. Dont Heroes have to work for the country in the event of an emergency? Yes. That is why they are given preferential treatment. Ill refuse. Im not a Hero, I am a Dungeon Master. That absolutely doesnt want to work. Ah, right. Maybe shell pardon me if I turn into Rokuko and ask nicely? I should stop. That might just make her mad. Well, its alright. You are a Dungeon Master after all. Saying that, Haku-san returned to her chair. [Father] gathered attention by pping his hands. Monitors for Team Demon King and Team Dragon King appeared alongside the monitor showing [Father], so it looks like hemunication to everyone this time. [Now then, Haku, 5, 6. Id like you each to say something.] From me as the winner of thispetition 5, have you realized that you are just an ordinary lizard after all? From here on, please make sure keep that in mind and pay me tribute. You dont have to, of course. That is, if you dont think you can stomach the results of thispetition that Otou-sama oversaw. [Ugu! Gunuuun] 6. Please, show more discipline. To have someone refer to you as Jiji-sama, are you intending to disrespect Otou-sama? Ah, perhaps it has the meaning where you are an old fool? In that case, I have no qualms with it. Fufufu. [Hmph. Ill overlook that.] Haku-san, arent you just gloating!? Id be troubled if you caused a war to break out over this. Ah, was this actually not a Dungeon Battle but a serious war between nations? Thats super troublesome. [1] [Im next then, I got second ce 89, no, Haku. Were from the same series. Since Im an old man, arent you an old hag? Theres no point making yourself appear young. No, maybe its due to your inability to grow up mentally that youre still such ass. Ha ha ha. Im so envious of your youth! Not having to face the truths of life must be nice.] Oh? Whats thising from the loser? [Hmph. 666 may have lost, but she invested in an enhancement for herself. In the long run, the true winner will be 666.] Fufu, so what are you saying? My Rokuko-chan preserved a considerable amount of the DP from this time. Enough to even do this another time. Shes adding fuel to the fire. We just settled down and now shes trying to start it up again! Itd be troublesome having to do this another time, so please spare me. [Oi, its my turn next. Yeah? Good. This isnt my loss. This happened because of these three handicaps I had to deal with, next time] Excuses are so uncouth. [The losing lizard that only knows how to beat things with force should just keep silent. Its unsightly.] Speaking of unsightly, 6 [Kakaka, thats it, Haku, you] Ah, he went quiet. And then Haku-san and Core 6 started verbally attacking each other. Aidi is looking at it happen from behind Core 6 like shes envious. Huh? Is she seeing this as a caring chat or something? No way, even if you look over here with that slightly excited look and rough breathing, Ill absolutely never have an argument with you like this one that could bring about a war! Dont even look at Rokuko either! But youre friends, you say? No means no! [Father] pped his hands. With that, Haku-san and Core 6 immediately stopped their quarreling and looked at him. [Otou-san is d that everyone gets along so well. Its regrettable, but its about time. Would you care to say your goodbyes?] [Hey 695 Rokuko! It may be true that your name was recognized by Tou-sama, but dont get so cocky! I wont lose again!] [Oooi, 650! What are you doing, interrupting father while hes talking!? Looks like Ill have to educate you even more severely prepare yourself! 651, 652, you guys will take responsibility for this too!] [Gekokooo!?] [P-please forgive me, 5-samaaa!] [Ha ha ha, I dont mind. I did ask for their goodbyes after all. Please go easy on them for their education, 5.] When [Father] said that with a smile, 5 didnt say anything else. Core 650s face was pale even though hes a snake though. By the way, Aidi appeared to be staring at Rokukos face with a smile. As for Rokuko, well, she just smiled back with the feeling that she was smiling at a friend, butfor some reason, it feels like Aidi has the same aura as Haku-san. Right, lets pretend I saw nothing. [Well then, everyone, lets see each other again at the next assembly!] Themunication ended along with [Father]s final words. With this, our third Dungeon Battle hase to an end. It feels like it took a rather long time. Footnotes: I dont quite understand the third sentence from this line. Its a rhetorical self-question, where Kehma is asking himself Was it really a serious war between nations rather than several Dungeon Battles? However, I cant seem to figure out how that makes sense in context and how exactly to structure the sentence. Thus this footnote. Chapter 194 Godly Comforter 1 Godly beddings. Right, godly beddings. As one of the rewards from this, in my opinion, it could be called the main reward. The night that the Dungeon Battle finished, I hurrieddashed, evento Rokukos bedroom. Even though I say it like that, we went with the pattern of slipping away from the closing party separately and at different times. It was a two-day long party to both celebrate the Dungeon Battles end as well as a farewell party. Haku-san didnt say anything in particr when Rokuko left. When Rokuko left, she first made eye contact with me for an instant. A while after that, I slipped out of the room knowing full well what the meaning behind that look was and headed to the bedroom that Rokuko was using. As a result, thats why the two of us met up at her bedroom. Ku ku ku, this is something that a thickheaded protagonist would never be able to imitate. This task was aplished due to the telepathy that exists between partners! Naturally, I have no obscene intentions. None at all. Y-youre here, Kehma! I was waiting. Yeah, Im here. Rokuko had already changed into her pajamas. I knelt before her. And then So, please, please show me the godly beddings! Whats with that no-hesitation dogeza!? You dont need to do that, Kehma. Hey, look up. Lets look at the godly beddings together. Ooh are you an angel? W-why are youparing me to those dangerous things that stand alongside Gods Vanguards? Ah, so angels are like that from the point of view on the dungeons side huh. Angels are gods subordinates after all So what should Ipare her to? A demon? Thats a bit off? A goddess? W-whatre you talking about, Kehma! Im not some existence that should be worshiped! Rokuko said that, but her face was red and she was waving her hands in the air. Looks like she didnt dislike it. Looks like goddess is good. Ill remember that. Come to think of it, Haku-san is said to be a white goddess or something huh. Now then, please show me the godly beddings Un. Im finally going to see one of the godly beddings, the [Godly Comforter]. Im so nervous, my hearts pounding like it wants to pop out of my chest. Rokukos just like me, shes probably excited like how a child is when they open a present from their dad. Rokuko took out a box wrapped with a ribbonit looks just like a present box. It doesnt lookrge enough to have aforter in it, but its probably using a magic like [Storage]. Slowly, Rokuko untied the ribbon with her hands. Continuing, she took off the lid I gulped back saliva. Eeei! Resolving herself, she took it off in one go. It shined for an instant, revealing a divine whiteforter. Rokuko picked it up. So beautiful. Yyeah I think so too I wound up praising it involuntarily. This is a godly bedding. This is the godlyforter. To be honest, I underestimated it No, really for it to be this It feels amazing. Kehma, try touching it too. No, wait. First is the manual. Theres even the possibility that I wont be able to return to this world just by a thoughtless touch. Its probably better if I dont even touch the box. Y-yeah. Its as Kehma says. Lets be careful. Umm, where is it~? Maybe its under the lid? Try turning it over. Un. Like this? Theforters in the way, I cant see anything. Kehma, do you see it? Still holding the godlyforter in one of her hand, Rokuko turned over the present boxs lid. There it is. Its a letter. Yeah. I see it. Its where I thought itd be. Nn this? Opening its a bit scary, huh? If you dont open it, I wont be able to see. I-I know Hey, can you see it now? Rokuko opened up the instructions. Inside it were notes on how to use the godlyforter. What? Rokuko, this W-what? Whats wrong? Inside it, there was the following in handwritten letters: Name: Godly Comforter (Rokukos Use Only) Effects: Will sleep incrediblyfortably. Will have a good dream. No matter how tired, both physical strength and magical power will fully recover by sleeping with this. Even if you do intense exercise before going to bed, it wont hinder your work the next day. One thousand year warranty! (However, as this is a special item, anyone else using it will receive divine retribution.) *Otou-sans Supplement* This is a Rokuko-only item. No one but her can use it, so be careful. If anyone other than the owner tries using it, they will receive divine retribution that would even cause God to pale, so Kehma-kun cant use it alright? However, this function is to prevent theft and cheating, so this wont happen if a couple that has full trust in each other uses it. Well then, have fun. Wow, that supplement is super suspicious. Whats with that have fun, oi. Aah, but there were quite a few stories about cheating in Earths legends huh~. So theres a cheat prevention system attached to thisforter. So then, no cheating~. But its okay if we fully trust each other, huh. Hmmm. In other words, its not a problem for you and me right? Or do you not trust me? Thats not the thing Im troubled about. Its the couple part. If it were simply cheating, you dont have to be a couple for that Ah, right. Im still Rokuko Labriheart. Should I be Rokuko Masuda from now on then? Nope. No can do. Hold up, Ive beenpletely locked on. Its not like I dislike Rokuko, but its still only been a year since we met. I dont want to speed things up so fast. Y-yeah. Its said that you arent recognized as a couple until you have a proper ceremony and report it to amunity leaderah, Kehma is a Vige Chief though? Eh? I think that in this case, wed need Haku-sans approval Mmm, but you know, Haku Ane-sama doesnt look like she hates Kehma, so I dont think thered be any problems? No waaay! Haku-san would immediately remove me if I gave her the chance. Just then, Rokuko pped her hands. Wouldnt it be alright if Kehma turned into me? Turn into Rokuko? Ah, [Super Transformation] huh? I still have one more transformation left for today. If I use it to transform into Rokuko, wouldnt I be able to use the godlyforter? But really, can the godlyforter be tricked? There might be a chance, but considering that the skill came from God, its a 50% at best. However, I trust Rokuko, and Rokuko trusts me as well. Although were not a couple, that adds another 50% to it. Booyah! That makes it a 100% sess rate! Hyahoooh! [Super Transformation] Alright! I, who had transformed into Rokuko, touched the godlyforter. Its a 100% sess rate, so I dont have to worry about anything! Ahuhuuun. Just touching it makes my legs want to copse! Kehma, having a look like that on my own face is embarrassing! Sorry, was I making a strange expression? I might have drooled, so lets wipe my mouth too. Does the transformation not break when you go to sleep? It doesnt seem like it. It should be okay so long as my magical power doesnt run out and I dont turn it off. Okay. Lets sleep together then, Kehma. Just in case, alright? Ooh, paying attention to the details. As expected of my partner. If Im sleeping together with Rokuko, that should halve the divine retribution even in the tiny chance it happens. In other words, my 100% sess rate just doubled! Thats 200% sess rate! 200! Its definitely my win. Rokuko got into bed and held up the godlyforter, inviting me in. I got in next to Rokuko. The sensation that the godlyforter isnt something that I could put into words. If I were forced to describe it, its like that happy feeling you get just after you wake up, but having itst constantly. I had a good dream too, but I dont really remember it. It feels like it was a pleasant dream where I was flying in the sky. Chapter 195 Godly Comforter 2 The next morning, I woke up staring Rokuko in the face. My head gradually cleared. Holy craaaaaap! That was dangerous! Alive, Im alive! Theres no divine retribution? Im alright? Aah, it might have a time dy The heck was I on about? 50% and 50% make 100%? My math was wrong there, thinking about it normally that makes 75% MAX. Moreover, the divine retribution has absolutely nothing to do with the sess rate, was I so blinded by the godlyforters allure!? That wasnt the only dangerous part. Theres also Haku-sans presence. This was supposed to be Rokuko and Haku-sans bedroom to begin with. In other words, it wouldnt be off for Haku-san to walk in and see us like this right now. For now, lets get out of the bed. Phew, night sweat theres none. Theres just the cold sweat from just now. There were no problems with [Super Transformation]. Im still looking like Rokuko, a loli. Rather, Im packed with magical power, theres no signs of it switching back on its own. I guess Im full of magical power due to the godlyforters effect? First off, my life is safe. For now, at least. But still, it feels like theres a good smelling from my body. Sniff, sniff. The heck ah, this is Rokukos scent? We did sleep together, but Im transformed into her after all. Oh crap, I was just sniffing her armpits. I feel a bit guilty. Nnn.. huh? Why is there another me oh, Kehma. Morning, Kehma. Ah, you woke up? Morning, Rokuko. Are we a couple now? Whatre you saying so suddenly? I mean, hey, Kehma is me, so doesnt that make us one body and mind? I became physically one with Kehma overnight so isnt it basically an established fact? Its all thanks to the godlyforter! Wrong! Absolutely wrong! Hey, how about it, Kehma? Want to go back to sleep? Thisforter feels great, right? Her cheeks red with a smile on her face, Rokuko opened up the godlyforter to lure me back in. Kuh! What a tempting offer! The way shes opening theforter, I can see her legs whats with this boom boom feeling deep inside my chest!? My heads fogging up! I-I get the feeling itll be no good if I stay like this. But if I undo my transformation, wont I lose my countermeasure to deal with Haku-san? Even if Im found by Haku-san, theres a good chance Ill be able to escape if I look like Rokuko. Thinking about that, I cant switch back. At the very least, [Kehma] leaving this room would be very bad. In other words, itll be fine so long as I dont undo the transformation inside this room. Therell be no problem if I return to my room first and do it there. Kehma, youre noting? S-sorry, but Ill continue after we return to our dungeon. This is Haku-sans territory, so itd be bad if Im in this room. Im going to head back to my room. Aaw alright. Youll go back to sleep with me next time then, right? Yeah. Shaking off my reluctance to leave the bedding, I left Rokuko and the room behind. * I exited into the corridor outside of the bedroom. I have to return to my room as fast as possible to undo the transformation. It happened as soon as I took the first step. Oh? Rokuko-chan. Eek! My body bounced in surprise. When I turned around, there stood Haku-san, herplexion bad and with her hand ced against her temple as though she had a headache. No way, this is the divine retribution? Ah, umm, H-Haku, Ane-sama! Im sorry, but please dont talk so loudly its echoing in my head. Ah, whoops. I wound up inadvertently calling her Haku Ane-sama. Now theres no choice but to deceive her. Im sorry that we couldnt sleep togetherst night, I somehow continued drinking. By the time I noticed, it was already morning O-ow, ow. Umm, do you have a hangover? Yeah, it got a little better after I used recovery magic on it thoughoh? That appearance. When she said that appearance, I looked down I was wearing my jersey. Crap, was I exposed already? You already went to bed and got back up, didnt you, Rokuko-chan? Mou. Id love if you wore those cute pajamas I prepared for you. Nn? Umm, it sounds like youre saying that I always sleep in jerseys? What are you saying, you always wearow Always wear them? They should be bought through DP then. I havent seen Rokuko sleep much, but I guess she sleeps in jerseys when Im not around? I dont really get it, but thats a convenient coincidence. Well then, would you like to take a bath with me? What do I do!? Wait, theres no way I could go! Lets run away. S-sorry, Haku Ane-sama. I need to go to the restroom first, so Oh, no shall I go with you then? I cant even escape with the [I need to use the restroom] trick!? Kuh, theres no helping it. Ill have to use my secret skill. Ah, I-Im fine. Kehma called for me, so Oh? Youll have to change first, then. You dont want to meet him in that jersey. No, umm, I have to go right now Dressing up before they meet a man is adys enjoyment, you know? Its not as though this is a dungeon crisis, if hes in a hurry, he could tell you the matter throughmunication. Preparing yourself has the priority over rushing. Kehma will probably simply go back to sleep waiting, theres no need for you to worry. Even my [Im being called by my partner] secret skill didnt work!? W-what should I do So, why dont we go enjoy a bath first? You should change clothes after cleaning your body. Ill even choose some cute clothes for you and do up your hair. Eh, ah, I dont want to take a bath right now. Kehma-san will dislike you if youre sweaty, you know? I-I wonder if Kehma doesnt actually like the smell? And Im in a rush, so I think I could just use [Cleanup]. Oh my, how wasteful. I have some new bath additive from Hero Studio. Itll make your skin smooth and has a light lily scent. Next time! Next time, well take a long bath together! O-ow that echoed in my head. I couldnt hear you that well, but you said well bathe together? The heck? Haku-san just wants to take a morning bath with Rokuko! While I was thinking that, Haku-san grabbed my arm. As expected of an A-Rank adventurer, I couldnt escape I cant run away!? What should I do, what should I do!? 3 Choices Choose Only One: Choice #1: The handsome me is suddenly hit by an idea on how to escape. Choice #2: Be saved byrades. Choice #3: Escape is impossible, reality is merciless. Give up. Me, a Dungeon Master specializing in ideas, would obviously pick number one! In that case, Im going to quickly go and change, so please go and wait outside of the room. ? Why would you change right before getting into a bath? Its the same sort of thing as how eating a mouthful of something before a meal improves your digestion. Is there something like that? But why wouldnt we change together like usual? For me, preparing my body before meeting Haku Ane-sama is just as important as doing it before meeting a man Thats why, umm, Ill be happy if you wait. Ill be fast, so Ill wait. Yeeees! Well, please wait outside of the room, alright? I headed back into the bedroom. Then, Ivery, very regrettablywoke Rokuko up from her amazing sleep. Its an emergency, please forgive me. Aah, everything considered, just being near thisforter is making me tired again. Munyaah, Kehma, eating socks raw will mess with your stomach you have to cook them in the onsen first I beg you, wake up, please. Fuah what? Were the socks tasty? I dont eat them. I didnt eat them then, and I wont next time. Please, wake up. Nn, Kehma? So you want to go back to sleep after all? Unfortunately, no. I exined the situation to Rokuko. Haaafuu, I got it. Its fine if I just go and take a bath with Haku Ane-sama whos standing outside the room? Well, yeahI had to wake you up, so Ill absolutely make up for it. Youll do anything? As long as it wont cause a major problem. Oh well then, you owe me one okay? Rokuko said that in delight as she put the godlyforter into her [Storage]. Haku Ane-sama, sorry to keep you waiting. Aaw! Rokuko-chan wore it!Oooow, my head Are you alright, Haku Ane-sama? Lets go take our bath. The twos footsteps faded as they left. Did I somehow manage to avoid a crisis? Once again, I returned to the room that was given to me. Chapter 196 Godly Comforter 3 Making it past Haku-san, I headed to the room. Ichika was walking towards me, yawning. Ah, Rokuko-sama? Mornin~ Morning. Well Ah, wait wait. I thought that Id be able to end it with a simple greeting, but she caught me by the shoulder. The heck. You called the name out loud, now I how to pretend to be Rokuko again Rokuko-sama You were lookin forward tost night right!? Wha!? I dont know what youre talking about!? Youre kiddin~. Ya spent a hot night together with Goshujin-sama yeah? I heard it with these ears~? Oi, are you a peeping tom? I couldnt hear anythin through the door though. I learned about the super love love and filled myself up just by starin, lookin, lickin, and touchin it~ I-I seriously dont get what youre saying! We just slept together in the godlyforter, co-sleeping. Right, just co-sleeping! Youre kiddin~. Well, I get that yare embarrassed. Ya were found and and yare still cheerful, was it that good? It really did feel good, but I think its different from what youre asking? Hmm~? Ichika looked at me (in Rokuko form) and grinned. Whats with those eyes that look like theyre staring at a cute animal? Well, long as you did what I taught you before. Howd it go? Did Goshujin-sama fall for ya? U-umm? Un, he fell. Nice! Grats~. I can tell ya even more stuff, juste ask me if theres anythin else~ Oi, Ichika. What did you teach her, seriously? Ichika started leaving in satisfaction before I asked her. Ichika, wait! You absolutely cant tell anyone else that we slept together alright!? Yah~, Ill cover for ya~ She left. Just maybe, this and meeting Haku-san was the divine punishment? It wasnt enough to make God pale but well, theres the possibility that the Rokuko Correction alleviated it. When I got back to my room, Meat was folding up the bed. Ah, Rokuko-sama. Umm, congrattions? Where did you hear it from? Together with Ichika, through the door. I left the venue saying that I needed to use the restroom, so I had to return right after, though. The heck, even Meat Ummm, should I exin? You dont need to worry. Also, I thought of some advice to give you concerning Goshujin-sama. Eh? Advice concerning me? Eh, now Im interested. Lets keep this up a bit longer. First, this is something to know as a hug pillow, but you should use the restroom beforehand and not drink much water after that. Goshujin-sama rarely wakes up once he falls asleep, but even so it will be easy to get up at dawn or after hes gone back to sleep after waking up. You cant use the restroom until then, so it is can be difficult. Umm it looks like shes gone through hardships. Sorry. You can use the toilet when you need to. Also, Goshujin-sama wont wake up once hes asleep even if you lick or sniff him. Thats your chance. What!? You can even y-bite him. His taste is addicting. Youll find the point that he wont wake up if you watch his general reactions, so please pay attention to that. Ah, and it is important to dry him off if you lick him. Meat, the f*ck are you doing to me when Im asleep No, that much is alright. Its like having a yful pet. I also feel her dog ears after all. Next, how to respond when Goshujin-samas crotch stiffens. Wait. Yes? What is it? Stiffens? What sort of things men are, I feel like I heard about it from a senior. Ichika said it as well, that that sort of thing happens. So, what do you do if it stiffens? First, you move his legs No, wait. I dont want to hear it. What why am I listening about what to do if my crotch stiffens from such a small child? Oh god is this the divine retribution? Eh, Im reaping what I sowed? The godlyforters divine retribution has nothing to do with it? Yeah Its something important, but I understand. It certainly is rather hard to put into words, so I will teach you while showing it. Whatre nning on doing!? First, you move his legs so that they wont get in the way and Sorry, I wasnt asking. That was a rhetoric question. Surely, she doesnt do something like work as [Meat] in the sexual tool meaning. Surely. Im too afraid to ask. Damned divine retribution. Everything is that guys fault! Its alright, Rokuko-sama. U-umm, what is? If I can do it, Rokuko-sama will be able to. Be able to what ? Be a hug pillow. Y-yeah. By the way, at what point should I turn back into my normal form? It feels like nothing good is going to happen if I stay looking like Rokuko. Grah, Rokukos super luck isnt copied with [Super Transformation]! I cant help but grieve over that. Because of that, even though itll be ridiculously awkward, I decided to turn back. Yep, Im back. The jersey I was wearing went back to fitting nicely. G Goshujin sama!? Meat was shocked. I was staring at her being shocked for a while, but then she abruptly sat down. And then bowed deeply. She flowed into a beautiful dogeza. For now, please raise your head. Yes. So, what are you doing to me while Im asleep? Eh, umm y-biting, licking a-and I call you D-Dad Dad? I see, so thats it. Meat is still a child. Shes at the right age to miss her father. Besides, Meat only has vague memories of her past, she doesnt even remember her parents. Thinking about that, its natural that shed want to call me, who has the same ck hair as her, Dad. Its not as though Im that much older, but I am a man. Lets just ept it at that. Got it. You can call me Dad if its just asionally. Eh? Its okay? Meat, you are excellent and do your best. You never say anything selfish and you do what youre told honestly, I think itd be fine if you took a few days off to take it easy. Youre a child, after all. I hugged Meat. Gently, like a father. When I pat her head while I was hugging her, Meats tail started wagging back and forth. Alright then, is there anything you want to do? Dad will do whatever you ask. T-then, umm please, let me y-bite your ears. My ears? Is that no good? Its not that its no good, well, go ahead. No need to hold back! Okay! After that, she nommed on my ears in abandon. So much so that I identally let out a strange voice when she licked the inside of my ear. Chapter 197 Godly Comforter (Behind the Scenes) I slipped away from the party to check on my present from Tou-sama. I nced over to Kehma Im fine with lending it to Kehma, but he cant use it before me! Tou-sama even said that this is a present for me after all. When I got to my bedroom, I summoned the [Godly Comforter] I received from Tou-sama. It popped out of the menu. Heeh, so this is the godlyforter it feels amazing~. But it doesnt feel too amazing? An envelope fell down, as well as a box. Box? The envelope must be the instructions Tou-sama talked about. Lets put down the godlyforter and open the envelope first. It had some instructions written by Tou-sama in it. Lets see, whats it say? Name: Godly Comforter (Owner: Rokuko) Effects: You can sleep with the person you desire. Maniptes causality, allowing you to sleep until morning. (If you cannot meet physically, you will only meet in a dream) * This effect can only be used once every 8760 hours (365 days). * Forcibly summoning the person you desire may result in confusing their minds somewhat, but this will be cured by morning. Share a dream with the person you sleep together with. The content of the dream can be set freely. The owner holds the priority in choosing. * Moreover, the owner can specify whether the dream will be remembered. If you sleep for longer than an hour with thisforter, both physical strength and magical power will fully recover. Even if you sleep less than an hour, you will bepletely recovered if you werent too exhausted. (Injuries will not recover) * In the case that the person is someone that the owner does not approve of, it will instead fully drain their physical strength and magical power. Moreover, things that are convenient for the owner are more likely to happen. The extent of this effect is dependent on luck. *Supplement from your Otou-san* This is Otou-sans present to Rokuko! Ah, the present box is a freebie, so you should put it into it before showing Kehma-kun. I added a fake set of instructions to show Kehma-kun, theyre under the present boxs lid. I wrote that anyone using this other than Rokuko and her husband would receive divine retribution, so do your best! Itd be great if you can make it an established fact or something. Also, please note that this letter will automatically disappear. T-these effects are amazing. As expected of the godlyforter wait, eh, disappear? As it said, once she finished reading it, the letter vanished. As expected of Tou-sama. I dont understand! Lets try using the godlyforter right away. I put my hands into theforter what should I do for the wish? Lets try saying it out loud. . Comforter-sama, oh Comforter-sama. I want to sleep with Kehma. That was so embarrassing to say out loud. But theforter shined brightly. I guess it worked? Ah, with this, Kehma will being huh? I should put it into the present box When I pressed theforter against the present box, it went in slowly. After that, I put on the lid. Preparationsplete Ah, lets temporarily put it into [Storage] too. Wait, I havent changed my clothes yet! Im not done preparing! I have to change before Kehma gets here. Ummm, my usual jersey is no good. Itd be embarrassing if I matched with Kehma. Maybe I should use the negligee Haku Ane-sama prepared? Wait, there was some pajamas too, soah, uu, hah, gahDone! Huh, isnt this a bit risque? Nn its alright! I have underwear on after all. Right, I have to wear cute socks since its Kehma. Aaah, I have to hurry! Kehmasing, aah, should I just go barefoot? Rather, were going to sleep so maybe barefoot is better! Ichika even said that showing off my feet is good! I sat down on the bed in preparation, fidgeting while I waited for Kehma. A whileter, a knock sounded at the door. Who is it? Me. He came! Kehma really came! I opened the door. Y-youre here, Kehma! I was waiting. Yeah, Im here. Quickly, Kehma dashed in front of me and So, please, please show me the godly beddings! Performed a stunning dogeza. Its Kehma, so Im not sure if I should be confused or not. * Im in a dream. It mightve been due to the godlyforters effect, but I know that Im inside a dream. Its a white room like the Master Room. Rather, this is the Master Room, isnt it? I wonder if its showing this ce since its a ce thats memorable for Kehma and I? Kehma wasying down in his beloved futon in front of me. He wasnt transformed into me, he was the normal Kehma. This is Kehma, right? The real one? I mean, we should be sharing dreams. For now, itll be embarrassing, so I decided to have Kehma forget this dream. Rather, why is Kehma sleeping inside a dream too!? Just how much does he love sleeping? Really now. Humans have such a short lifespan that its a waste using it all up on sleeping. Kehma, wake up. Kehma. Funyaa Hes not waking up!? Well, its alright, I have plenty of time! Hey, Kehma? Wake up~, wake uuup~ Nnn. what, whyre you saying wake up right before I fall asleep Its alright, this is a dream, so you wont wake up even if you wake up. The heck eh, this is a dream? Aah, really. This feeling. A lucid dream. Kehma sat up and moved his shoulders about. Then, he suddenly held up his hand and, without any kind of logical reason, shot out a beam. Vwooom. Bwoosh. Yep, it worked. Eh, what was that? Magic? Ha ha ha, Rokuko. This is in a dream, you can do anything in it. Theres a trick to it though. Saying that, Kehma floated up with his futon. What do you think? Flying futon. Whats the trick? It looks fun, tell me too! Its simple. You just have to believe that you can do anything since its a dream. So thats it! Its hard!? Haah, such an amateur well, thats how it is. This is a Rokuko that my dream brought about in that case, its fine to do what I want with her I guess? Kehma mumbled something to himself. Ah, so thats it? He knows that hes inside a dream, but not that were sharing one Eh? Then, cant I let Kehma do what he wants? Im curious about what he wants to do! What Kehma wants to do to me! Rokuko. W-what, Kehma? You can do whatever you want to me, you know? That so? Alright, get in my futon. Un. I got into Kehmas futon like he told me to. Ah, Kehmas scent. It smells a bit like Meats scent. Then? Guu Hes sleeping why are you sleeping inside a dream!? Wait up, Kehma! Hey! Heeey, I said get up! Mmm, so noizy, Rokuko. Let me sleep. Were in a dream, youre already sleeping! But sleep. No good, talking isnt going anywhere. Rather, why did he have me get into the futon? Eh, there wasnt a deeper meaning? Mou, whatever! If thats what Kehma wants, Ill just do what I want! Eh, whatre you nning, oi. Futon confiscated! When I shouted that, the futon disappeared. Is this the power of priority? What the heck oi, Rokuko. My futon just disappeared. What a strange coincidence. I just erased one. Hey, Rokuko, lets TALK for a bit Wherever you want. And so, under the name of TALKing, an epic fistfight began. This was a dream. There was no golem assist. This was a genuine fistfight. Kehma looked like he was going a little easy on me no, he was entirely serious. Me taking away his futon was pretty bad, after all. However, I won. Ow I cant ept it, my Dream Strength should have been the best. Why There is one reason Kehma lost I believed that it doesnt hurt since this is a dream! cant be believed in! Wha I was defeated in power of imagination? Its my loss. Do what you want. Kehma copsed, his limbs syed out. Do what I want, you say? Alright. Then first, change clothes! Oi wait, what are these clothes? Eh? Its the ce that sold clothes in the Imperial Capital though? No, I mean, these are for women!? I want to see what Kehma looks like when hes wearing them! Its alright, Ill when them together with you! S-stoooop!? *** (Rokuko doing whatever she wanted) *** Several hourster. While I was doing whatever I wanted with Kehma, he suddenly disappeared. He was saying something like I cant be a bride anymore and was looking far away with an exhausted look, but he wont die probably? Ah, mornings here Bunny Kehma was so cute~ It still didnt feel like it was enough, but lets be satisfied with that. Un, that was fun. I should wake up now, too. Chapter 198 A Promise Forgotten While deciding on whether or not Id continue using Meat as a hug pillow in the future, I decided to be very Japanese-like and postpone the problem forter, maintaining the current status quo for now. First, Ill return to my dungeonwait, before that, lets stroll about the Imperial Capital a bit since its a special opportunity. Although itll only take an instant to return through the gate that can only be used one more time that [Father] made, the next time Ie, Ill use [Deployment] to soar straight to the dungeon we made this time and then take half of a day to all-out dash to here in a Carriage Golem. If I used a normal carriage, itd take a full day. However, if I didnt have that derived dungeon, itd take weeks to get here through a regr carriage service. Compared to that, itd gotten very easy to drop in. By the way, I heard that you normally cant establish derived dungeons so far away from your original, but this time was a special case. Otherwise, Haku-san probably would have made a dungeon near Tsuia Mountain. * Well, I brought Meat and Ichika over to the Adventurer Guilds Headquarters. Rokuko was having a tea party with Haku-san in the pce. Such elegance. I didnt look at the kinds ofmissions that pop up here in the Imperial Capital, so I decided to go give them a look. Thest time I came, I just met with Misha after all. There might be goodmissions since this is the Imperial Capital though is what I thought, but there werent many good ones at all, they were mostly just for thinning out dungeons. Its probably cause of the mornin rush. Stuff like deliveries, work assistance, or anythin with good pay would obviously get taken yeah? I guess so. The other people here would be wanting the goodmissions after all. Yeah~. Theres the famous sayin: [An adventurer isnt just themselves]. That said, I dont really want toe here during the morning rush just to see themissions. Maybe I should give up checking them out ah, what about the high rankingmissions? Most of whats left on the bulletin board are C-Rank stuff. Some C-Rankmissions and any B-Rankmission or higher are known as high rankingmissions and arent put on the bulletin board. Theres no choice but to hear about them directly from the counter, limited by things like rank and past achievements. Im more or less a B-Rank now, maybe I could do a general check? A big ce like this should have lots of high rankingmissions too, but there probably arent any that could be finished up within a day. Even high rankingmissions would be quickly taken up by other adventurers if the pays good. Well, lets go see whats there. It happened as I started to head over to the counter. Huh, arent you Kehma-san? Whyre you in a ce like this? Hmm? Who is it? When I turned to the voice, I saw a pair of adventurers. Who? No, really. Who? Im Uzoh! Kehma-san saved my life! Im Muzoh! I promised to find a magic sword for you! Oooh. Right that happened. Weve never forgotten the saving grace Kehma-san bestowed on us that day! Right Muzoh!? But saving people like us has to be amon urrence for Kehma-san, it cant be helped that hed forget yeah, Uzoh? I only met you guys one time and it was a year ago~ The Uzoh Muzoh brothers. Theyre the C-Rankbo adventurers whose lives I saved in the dungeon since they were the first guests for our inn, [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]. If I recall, they brought in a ton of DP for us through the test room? By the way, whys Kehma-san in the Imperial Capital? Did you move away from Sia? I was just doing amission. Just finished it up, so Ill be heading back to Golen Vige soon. Golen Vige? Was there a vige with that name nearby? Ah, you didnt hear? The ce where that inn is turned into a vige. One thing lead to another, and its now named Golen Vige. I see. The reason I havent been using its name that often is because even I tend to forget its name. By the way, Im the Vige Chief. Thats amazing, or should I say horrible? Right, Muzoh? If its Kehma-san, he should manage somehow, Uzoh. Whats with that evaluation? Its better than getting told they feel sorry for me, but Id be troubled if they over evaluate me too much. Which reminds me, its be about a year since then. Ahumm, Kehma-san. There is something that we have to apologize for. We said that wed get a hold of a magic sword and give it to you within a year, but, uhh Uzoh and Muzoh were lost for words. Is it that? That they were embarrassed about being unable to get a magic sword within a year even though they said they would? What, the magic sword? Dont worry about it, I dont mind even if I have to wait another year. When I said that, Uzoh and Muzoh hurriedly shook their heads. No, we got one! But its Its a magic sword that has a demerit its a bit inappropriate to give to someone that saved our lives. A demerit? What kind of magic sword is it? Its a magic sword that causes things to go to sleep. Itd be great if it just did that to enemies, but it causes everything nearby to feel drowsy, even the wielder. Rather, as the closest thing to the magic sword, the person holding it will be the first one to get tired. We thought about having someone buy it, but dont know what kind of price to ask for because of the effect Thats A magic sword that makes things tired? If its true, thats an amazing effect. Alright, show me it. Quick, take it out, quick! Eh? I mean, sure, I dont really mind Uzoh took a sheathed magic sword out from his bag. It was a dagger in a simple scabbard. If I had to say what ornamentation it had, there was a dark-type magic stone in the center of the hilt. The magic stone was about as big as a stic bottles lid and was so ck that it seemed to be sucking light into it. Hmm how do you use it? If you unsheathe it, itll spread drowsiness about ording to the magical power you put into it. Could I unsheathe it just a bit? Just a bit, itd be a bother to others. I tried pulling the magic sword out of its scabbard O-oh aaah, thats the good stuff. This is wonderful. I want to give in to the drowsiness and let this sword take me away. Kehma-san, sorry, please stop. Im already tired. Hearing Uzohs sleepy voice, I put the magic sword away. This is a good sword. The best sword. No swords are better than this sword. This will take my sleep to another level. Can I have this? Nn, sorry, Kehma-san. Im half asleep here, it just sounded like you said you wanted the magic sword. Yeah, Id be great with taking this magic sword. Y-you seriously said that? Kehma-san, we should be able to buy some other magic sword if we sold that one and used our savings. Why would you want that one? The heck are Uzoh and Muzoh saying? Ive never seen such an amazing magic sword. Im alright with this. No Im super good with this! O-oh. Kehma-san! Oi, whyre you guys looking at me with tears in your eyes? Dont look at me like youre looking at something pitiful. Isnt it alright? Its not like Im going to use it to fight. Whats this magic swords name? It doesnt have one. A magic swords name is decided by its first user after all. If Kehma-san really means to use it, you should give it one. I see. Lets think up a name for it. REM sleep. Hmm, REM de? Nah, if I recall correctly, REM is for eyeball movements, thats not too good. Is there a good name that has to do with sleep? Oh, right. Lets call it Siesta. Siesta Sword. A Sleepsword. Hahaha, Sleepsword huh? The name sounds a bitckluster, but doesnt that fit the sword itself? Right, Muzoh? Yeah, Sleepsword Siesta. He has a good sense huh, Muzoh? Sleepsword Siesta. Looks like I ended up with the best magic sword in the world. However, even if they were just paying back their loan, after getting such an amazing sword from them, I have to bnce it out. I removed the scabbard with a de golem in it from my side and handed it to the Uzoh Muzoh brothers. Its a bit used, but here. Take it. Kehma-dono, this is This is the same magic sword from when you guys were trapped in the [Avarice Trap]. I havent given it any sort of name, so feel free to give it one. I havent given it a name nor have I used it much, so its almost brand new. I felt itd be fine to give them this one since I was thinking about making a new de golem out of orichalcum for myself, not to mention that I have Sleepsword Siesta now too. Nn, wait. One isnt enough for the two of you huh heres another. With that, I fetched a spare de golem from my [Storage] and pretended that it came from my bag. Its a knife type that Id made as a spare for Meat, but since the Uzoh Muzoh brothers are a swordsman and scoutbination, itll work out. Ill make a new one for Meat too. A-are you sure? Yeah, think of it as my appreciation for keeping your promise. Then Ill gratefully ept it! Its free to make anyway. And so, the Uzoh Muzoh brothers left the guild with their heads still bobbing up and down in a bow. Looks like theyll be heading out for amission, such hard workers. Goshujin-sama, wouldnt itve been better to give em some random thing? Its alright. For Sleepsword Siesta, it was worth it. Well, if Goshujin-sama says its kay, its kay Hmm? I just realized it, but isnt its effect coupled with [ckout Resistance] quite strong in a fight? Maybe I should give them A-Rank meals next time theye to our inn. Chapter 199 Extra: A Promise Fulfilled Uzoh and Muzoh came to a new dungeon in search of a magic sword. The area was under the Demon Kings rule. There were many yet untouched dungeons here and among them were dungeons that held magic swords. Were we a bit reckless this time, Uzoh? Maybe, Muzoh. Their one-year deadline theyd made with Kehma was approaching. They would find a magic sword and return. They didnt intend to break their promise, but they still hadnt found a magic sword. Even though it was a bit reckless of them to do so, thats why there was a very strong-looking monster walking down the passage in front of them. It was a white wolf that was even taller than a human. If they recalled correctly, its was called a Fenrir? At any rate, they could tell it was dangerous with just a nce. Because of that, as the room theyd escaped to was a safety zone, even though it had saved their livesit was a dead end. Should we resolve ourselves here? Uzoh. Theres no way out huh looks like were trapped? Muzoh. What do we do? We do have around a months food this time though. We did learn, huh, Muzoh? Maybe itll head off somewhere within a month? Lets try waiting. Maybe. Three days passed since then, but the Fenrir was still there. They were eating the preserved foods that had the least amount of time theyd keep for and had a lot of free time. Hey, I wonder if trying to attack it from within the safety zone would work Thatd be great. People say that the safety zone would be invalidated though, Muzoh. Thatd be bad. Since they didnt have anything to do in particr, the Uzoh Muzoh brothers decided to y dice. Theyd learned that preparing tools for killing time was a good idea as well. Dice didnt take up much space, so they were great as something that adventurers had to carry around with them. Five chips, I roll two, Muzoh. Hoh, then Ill respond with another single chip and roll one Roll! Roll! Dangit, snake eyes! I got a four. Its my win, Uzoh. The Uzoh Muzoh brothers were exchanging a small amount of copper coins back and forth. They were limited by the what they had on hand, so it wasnt like they were seriously betting money. Instead, it was just a normal game they used real money for chips. When they finished, theyd reset their amounts and start another name. After ying many times, they didnt know how many times theyd won or lost. Thats how they passed the time. Still though, were stuck in a room. This is just like with that magic sword one. Thats something I really dont want to remember Least we have food this time. I dont know if help withe this time, though. Bored, Uzoh started to examine the room. Just then, a dice happened to roll out of his pocket. Clink, clink rolling across the floor, the six-sided diended on a six. How about we wait around another six days? If no onese to help and if that thing hasnt left, well try attacking it. Yeah It was when he tried to pick up the dice. The floorboards color was different. He hadnt noticed since hed never taken too close of a look at it, but Uzoh noticed that it was slightly lighter in color. When he knocked his knuckles against it, it sounded as though it were hollow. Muzoh, theres something here. Huh? Whats up? He used a dagger to rip up the floorboard. When he did that, what they saw was a sword. They also saw that it had a magic stone in it. Ooh! We did it, its a magic sword! We did it, Uzoh! Will the exit not open if we dont turn it back? No way. This ce is different from that dungeon, Muzoh. Yeah what kind of magic sword is it? No clue. Lets try putting some magical power into it? Muzoh picked up the magic sword and filled it with magical power. They then copsed. O-oi!? Muzoh fuwaaah w-what the? Aah Im alright, just super tired? Apparently, the sword had the effect of indiscriminately spreading around sleepiness. When the two of them woke up, the Fenrir on the other side of the safety zones wall was sleeping as well. That was dangerous. The effect attacked indiscriminately, so that means that the safety zone had copsed no, if that sleep wound up as being regarded as an attack, the safety zone was still unsafe. Hey, couldnt we beat it since its asleep? Cut it out. I dont know how long its been asleep, but if we didnt finish it in a single blow, itd wake up. Wed die, Muzoh. Ah, right. Uzoh. And then Uzoh stepped on something. [Guruuuu!] The Fenrir howled. They fled into the safety zone at a dash, holding their weapons as faced the entrance. Oi, Uzoh dont step on its tail! Yeah, sorry about that At any rate, the Fenrir had woken up and was ring at them The safety zone appeared to still be in effect. They took a breather. Phew. Muzoh, what do we do? War of attrition? It was at that time. Oh, found a Fenrir whats it doing? A youth with dark red hair came walking up from behind the Fenrir. Both casually and without any hesitation. It was entirely as though he were strolling through a garden. Oi, its dangerous! Nn? Ah, adventurers? He warded off the Fenrir as it tried to bite him with its fangs with the sword in his hand. Forcefully pushed away, the Fenrir face nted into the ground. Its all good with you guys if I take this one yeah? It is, right? Eh? Y-yeah, sure. A youth even smaller than him was taking on the Fenrir like he was toying with it. It looked like a joke, but the only thing the Uzoh Muzoh brothers could do in that situation was just stare. A few minutester, the Fenrir that had given them such a frightening feeling copsed onto the ground covered in wounds. Good, its not dead. Sessfully captured it alive Ah, right. Seriously, that Jiji told us to do something so troublesome. The youth was talking with his sword. It was d in fire, so it was unmistakably a magic sword. However, for him to talk with the magic sword well, maybe there were talking magic swords? This should be good enough for today Will you guys be getting in my way? Ah, no, dont mind us. Whatre you saying, you just saved us! Ha ha ha. That so? Im off, then. Saying that, the youth left in the same way he came. However, this time, he was dragging the Fenrir by the tail behind him. We survived somehow, Uzoh. Ah, we forgot to thank him we have to give him our thanks next time, Muzoh. They didnt know just how strong that person was, but he was definitely powerful. They hadnt heard of him, but if he was an adventurer, his name would rise up soon enough. Itd be fine if they give him their thanks if they happened to meet him again. Either way, with the Fenrirs threat gone, the two were able to return to the Raverio Empires Imperial Capital virtually unharmed. Having returned from the dungeon, the two carried with them a magic sword. With this, theyd be able to face Kehma. They finally got a magic sword for him. We finally obtained a magic sword Its a magic sword with a demerit to it though itd be difficult to use. Maybe thatst time was just a coincidence? Lets try having it appraised, Muzoh. Yeah, lets take it to a shop. If we sell it, we should be able to buy another magic sword if we include our savings. The appraisals result was that its effect caused everything in the surrounding area to be indiscriminately affected by drowsiness. And that theyd buy it for a single gold coin That wasnt a bad price for a normal sword, but it was considerably low for a magic sword. Maybe we could sell it for its sleep-inducing effect, Muzoh? Yeah people would usually just buy a [Sleep] skill scroll for that though. Unlike this magic sword, [Sleep] lets you choose a target, too. It wouldnt even do anything for someone that doesnt have magical power. And keeping a weapon nearby when youre going to sleep would just increase the danger if you didnt know how to do it right, so aristocrats wouldnt take it either. Its unusable, huh. So theres no helping the price rather, its obvious it would be so low. Haaah. He sighed. He thought that theyd be able to buy a new magic sword if theybined its sale price with their savings, but it turned out they wouldnt be able to They would be able to buy a bad magic sword that had demerits like their current one, though. Maybe we could buy a magic sword without any demerits to it if we worked a bit more and took on some debt? Maybe how about we check the Imperial Capitals high payingmissions? Temporarily putting aside selling the magic sword, they went to the Imperial Capitals Adventurer Guild. They found a well payingmission that was just a bit troublesome and decided to ept it. However, just as they epted themission, they came across a rather unexpected person. Huh, arent you Kehma-san? Whyre you in a ce like this? Hmm? Who is it? It was Kehma, the person who saved their lives. However, it appeared he didnt remember them. Helping other people was probably an everyday thing for Kehma. Theres no way he could possibly remember each and every person, so, conversely, that also meant that he wouldnt expect a reward. Once again experiencing how great of a person their benefactor was, they decided that they would absolutely repay his kindness. Listening to him, it appeared that the dungeon had changed a lot. It had been a year since then. Yeah, the one year time limit. Ahumm, Kehma-san. There is something that we have to apologize for. We said that wed get a hold of a magic sword and give it to you within a year, but, uhh They were being awkwardly evasive about it, but Kehma seemed to have figured it out. And then What, the magic sword? Dont worry about it, I dont mind even if I have to wait another year. Saying that so readily, it looked like he really didnt expect to be rewarded for saving people. Much like an excuse, they blurted out the thing about the magic sword they came across, despite it being a magic sword that had a demerit. Alright, show me it. Quick, take it out, quick! Saying that, Kehma was handed the magic sword by Uzoh and Muzoh to look over it. He then pulled it out of its sheathe to check its demerit. Ive never seen such an amazing magic sword. Im alright with this. No Im super good with this! He really wanted the magic sword. The magic sword that had a demerit. The magic sword that Uzoh and Muzoh had risked their lives to obtain. Kehma-san! I like it. Can I keep it? He looked truly happy. Right, rather then it being a magic sword, he was definitely looking at it as [The magic sword they got within the year]. Something that they got to keep their promise, making him d. Its a bit used, but here. Take it. Kehma-dono, this is This is the same magic sword from when you guys were trapped in the [Avarice Trap]. Of all things that couldve happened, he gave them the magic sword that was at his waist as though to exchange it with them. Moreover, this was a magic sword that had an improved sharpness. It didnt even have any demerits. Furthermore, he gave them another one since they were a duo. A-are you sure? Yeah, think of it as my appreciation for keeping your promise. Was he a saint? They were able to return their debt of gratitude, but wound up receiving another one. Somehow, theyd ended up receiving two magic swords by giving him a single one. They werent asked to give him anything back this timebut they would definitely repay this debt of gratitude. Golen Vige, was it? Looks like Kehma-sans the Vige Chief, Uzoh. Settling down in and working for the vige doesnt sound so bad huh, Muzoh? They didnt need to buy a magic sword anymore, so even with travelling expenses, theyd still have room to spare. The Uzoh Muzoh brothers decided to finish themission they just epted and head over to the vige. Chapter 200 New Employees Sleepsword Siesta wound up being added to the dungeons named monster list. I was careless. Looks like the magic sword was a monster. Because of that, I headed back to the dungeon, [Cave of Desires]. I was just going through it all day-by-day, but that really did take a while. Lets check over the situation again. After sleeping for a day, I called for Rei. Let me check over whats going on, yeah? Yes, master. First of all was the dungeon. Even though there were D-Rank adventurers and below training in the upper floors as ever, there were adventurers at the C-Rank level diving into the dungeon to target the Iron Golems. At the moment, it was a bit unreasonable for them to hope for magic sword de golems. Even if the riddle areas gone, making it down the spiral staircase just beyond that is a spectacr way to risk your life Nn? There are more traps there now. Why are there ces that have spears popping out from the walls? Ah, there were quite a few adventurers making it to the warehouse area, so I added them. Hmm. Good decision. Itd be troublesome if too many of them got de golems from the warehouse. So Reis the one that added them? She did a great job with that. How many people have made it to the warehouse area? Eight parties. One party was annihted at the spiral staircase, four parties just examined the Irregr Golems, and for the magic swords that the final three parties took away, three swords were stone, with the other three being iron, six swords in total. No parties made it beyond the warehouse. So one party was annihted? My condolences, and thanks for the treat. [1] So six de golems shipped in a month that might be a good pace? Lets replenish themter. The inn? We now have five people after gaining two new people, but there nothing is particrly different. There wouldnt be much fluctuation in customers within a month, after all. Well, thats how itd be even with getting new staff. Two new people are working at the inn now. It looks like theyre staying at the inn, but maybe I should expand the employee dormitory? The Dungeon Battles over, so it should be peaceful for a little while. Come to think of it, what sort of monsters are those neers? They both had cat ears, so are they a were beast-type like Misha? Umm, they arent monsters. Theyre beastkin. Beastkin? Could those be summoned with DP? Exceptions like me could be summoned through the gacha, but there shouldnt be any things that are non-monster people (What Rokuko calls humans) or beastkin. [2] At the very least, its not in my catalog. I dont think that Rei would be able to summon something that I, the Dungeon Master, cant though How did you summon them with DP? Ah, I did not use DP. I fed and employed the passing beastkin adventurers. I went with masters beloved policy of getting the maximum result at the lowest cost. Rei spoke with a smile filling her face. Umm. In other words, theyre not under the dungeons control? They arent, but is that a problem? How could it not be a problem!? No, wait, wait. I havent heard anything though? Eh, but I received permission from Rokuko-sama? Seriously? Ill talk to herter well, umm. Isnt them not being under the dungeons control a problem? They are only doing the things in the inn, so they are temporarily employed through the Adventurer Guild acting as an intermediary. There havent been any problems in thest two weeks. Its alright then I guess? We can simply report to the guild if they cause any sort of problem, so we only need to deal with them if our secret is exposed. There are no problems. Oh, so clear-cut Able to think about things so unexpectedly severe, Rei is a precious existence for our dungeon. Ive usually been making those kinds of decisions, but Ive gotten a bit more easy-going. I sat up and started over. What did you do with the 50,000 DP I gave you? Eh? That other than the additional traps, everything went into my enhancements. Huh? Reis enhancements? Yes. My enhancements. It was to increase the dungeons fighting capability. Hold up. That was meant to be used to summon neers But we have neersthough theyre working here as a jobso I guess Rei using the rest how she wanted isnt a problem? Hmm, Im a bit bothered that she used it to strengthen herself, but its Rei. Lets just go with it being alright. That so? How are Kinue-san and Nerune doing? Kinue has been working on increasing her cooking repertoire. Nerune has been absorbed in studying magic formations. She is still excited over the magic tools you gave her. Kinue-sans buying cooking recipes with her sry, while Nerunes been excitedly talking to Kantra about magic formations. Looks like theyre both living their lives to the fullest. As for Rei, it looks like she was happy that I had left my work to her. Its great that shes so loyal. I heard enough, so I decided to go see Rokuko. Naturally, it was to talk about the neers. Oi Rokuko! Lets talk for a bit. What is it? You want to use the Godly Comforter? Thats that and this is this. Its about the new people we hired. Eh, even though its been so long? It mightve been so long to Rokuko, but I just heard about it for the first time. They were just hired through the Adventurer Guild. Rei suggested it and I thought about it. But itd be bad if our inns secret was exposed though? Its not like wed tell the part-time employees something like that. Its also not like our inns shady. Right? What about the golems? Theyre just ordinary y Golems that Kehma summoned. Were going with the pretense that youre resupplying their magical power, its not weird at all. What about the cooking? Kinues doing the cooking. We barely use DP to get food nowadays, and although we use DP for the ingredients, it just looks like were getting it from the storehouse and [Storage]. The onsen The part-timers are entrusted with the inns reception and serving customers in the dining area. Cleaning is taken care of through [Cleanup] and Kinues hobbies, while the hot water is just seen as [Some sort of magic tool]. Ah, the receptions register is like that too. Huh? Somehow did Rokuko just defeat me in logic? I cant argue at all. It looks like the part-timers arent a problem at all. Rather, isnt it a good idea to hire part-timers and concentrate wholly on the dungeon? By the way, were offering meals and rooms to the part-timers for free for their payment. Were paying a bit to the guild for the handling charges, but considering the inns profits, its tiny. Rokukos seriously grown up recently. By the way, were they interviewed? Un, by me, Rei, and Ichika. Rather, I called for you too, but you were asleep. Come to think of it, there was a time when Rokuko came back here during the stuff with the Dungeon Battle huh. It also feels like I was told about something Hmm, maybe I should have a talk with them too? Could you call them over now? Eh? Hmm, well, it should be alright if its right now. Its about time they got off work. In that case, please call them in for an interview. Got it. Ill tell Rei. Dont fall asleep waiting alright? Rokuko got in touch with Rei. All things considered, those part-timers what kind of people are they? Im basically on their employers side, so I have to be stern Aah, Im getting nervous. Footnotes: This is sort of a joke. He said Goshuushousama (My condolences), soshite (and) gochisousama (thanks for the treat). Just one difference in the phics. ^^ Return Note that Rokuko only ever refers to humans with ningen (human) in katakana, rather than in kanji. It hasnt been important to the story so far, so I havent mentioned it, though Return Author Note: Were finally at 200 thinking back, its already been one and a half years since I started this series hasnt it? As always, thank you so much. Chapter 201 The Interview As I waited in the owners room, I heard a knock at the door. It looks like the two part-timers arrived. Come in. When I gave permission for them to enter Excuse me~! Excuse me. The door swung open rather vigorously, and a dog entered with a rabbit? I dont know for sure, but an olive brown-eared, big boobed, animal-eared adventurer in a gym uniform entered alongside a blonde dog-eared girl with sses who wore a white doctors robe. Both of their ears were tipped with white fur. Theyd changed out of the maid cosy outfit that was the inns uniform, but what was with their current outfits? Their characters are deep from the start, oi. Amazing looks you two have going there. Nkyuu! These clothes are super easy to move in! Found them in the dungeon! [1] Yeah, its the same for me. These feel considerably functional. They might have cost several gold coins if I bought them in the Imperial Capital. Ah,e to think of it, I put those as dungeon treasures huh. Gym clothes, doctor robes, sses, that sort of stuff. I didnt think that anyone would actually wear them though, but it is a fact that the Imperial Capital does sell stuff weird stuff like these eh? Wait. Why did I suddenly feel a chill down my back? Eh, well, alright. Its our first meeting, so Ill start with a self introduction. Im Kehma, this viges Vige Chief and working as a secretary to the inns owner. Sorry for not being able to participate in the interview from a few days ago, but I had some business to take care of at the time. Umm, sorry, what are your names? Im Setsunaa grappler. You look tired? [2] Im Nayuta, an alchemist. Pleased to meet you, Vige Chief-san. Do you want medicine that would allow you to work for twenty-three hours a day? What sort of demonic medicine is that? Heck no! Also, isnt stuff like that addictive? Its just some nutritious drinks, there arent any side effects. An energy drink for concentration and a stamina drink for endurance. Its effects are weaker than a potions though, so the amount it recovers isnt quite as visible, but its cost performance is great. Anyone can make use of an alchemist with some skill to them. Sounds wicked. In various meanings. Lets see, you two were adventurers right? Why are you here? We walked here! Not that. As I held back my retort to Setsunas immediate response, Nayuta answered. Itll probably be better to listen to her exnation. Umm, Im in a party with my sister, but our original n was to pass through here and head to Sia. Then when we got to the vige, it was way bigger than the info we had about it said. The dungeon was unexpectedly great, so we decided to earn a bit from it. As you see, we got something good. Looks like suddenly changing your ns like that ismon for adventurers. Not many of them n things out too thoroughly. When it looks like they can earn money somewhere, they do. When it looks like they cant, they pass on by. A very undecided schedule, huh. Hmm. So, youre sisters? You look fairly different though? My sister and I have different fathers. Were half-sisters Id be happy if you didnt ask about our family matters too much. Sisters with a different father huh Looks like they have aplicated background, probably shouldnt touch on that subject. By the way, contrasting Nayutas golden retriever-like blonde hair, Setsuna has some seriously beast-like brown hair. By the way, although Im a dog beastkin, my sister is half dog half rabbit. Most often, beastkin will be one of their parents kind, but although rarely, mixes can be born too. Dograbbit. Im a rare mixed breed! With that, Setsuna turned around and showed me her tail. It really did look like it was averaged out between a rabbits an a dogs. Beastkin mixed breeds. So those exist? Now that she mentions it, I can see Nayutas bushy dog tail even from her front, but I couldnt see Setsunas tiny fluff until she turned around. I wonder if a cat and dog would make a catdog, or a lion and tiger a liger Now I kind of want to know, would a horse and deer make an idiot? [3] Is it alright if I ask why you two became adventurers? Nkyuu, Nayuta, you exin. Its not much of a story. Our vige was extinguished by monsters. Common enough right? Ah, you should be careful about that ck wolf. A-ah, the ck wolf? It camest winter. I dont know if itlle again. Is that so. Nayuta furrowed her brows, fixing the position of her sses as though to conceal it. If Rin were here, it could help out with making a setting where they get their revenge in the dungeon. I dont know what would happen after that though. So, what do you think about working at our inn? Its great! Theres lots of tasty stuff and we even have time to go into the dungeon. Wed be thankful if you decide to continue employing us for a while. There are various rare magic tools you can get from the dungeon that Im super interested in as an alchemist. You even got the register and massage chair from it right? Yeah. Ill hire you to continue working, but if you want, would you like to be employed here permanently and settle down here? There arent many young female adventurers, the vige would wee you. Currently, the ratio between men and women in Golen Vige is around seven-to-three. Thats including our inn. Most adventurers are men to start with. There are people who migrated from Sia with their wives, but I should be making it possible for the vigers to be able to look for marriage partners as the Vige Chief yeah? That sounds good too, the food here is amazing. What do you think, Nayuta? Right, Ill think about it. This ce could be our base we settle down in. I didnt expect much, but it looks like theyll mostly willing. Other than that, do you have any requests or questions? Like a wage raise, things like that. Free meals and inn fees are enough for wages My sister eats a lot, so its really helpful. Nkyuu, Im ashamed. Sorry for being a no-good sisteeeeer Yeah yeah. I do have a question, though who is Kuro-senpai? A brilliant assassin? Ahh, umm, you dont have to answer if its something that would risk our lives if you did. I was just a little curious since we have the same ears. Its really strange that shes able to fight us head on at that age. Kuro-chans super strong! Shes still growing, shell almost definitely be an A-Rank adventurer in the future! Ahh, yep. Well, even I dont really know. Kuro, that is, Meat Kuroinus origin is unknown even to me, her master. I just know that shes a dog eared beastkin. Judging by her hair and eye color, I do think she has some hero blood in her though. At any rate, shes currently giving 160 DP a day right now. Shes even worth way more than the 85 DP Gozoh, whos our viges adventurer representative, is giving. I could get just how abnormal she is from that alone. Howd she get like this? Is she talent personified? Right, I havent asked about your ranks have I? What are they? Were both C-Rank. I think were as strong as B-Ranks though. We just havent taken the promotion exam. Aristocrats are people with tons of troublesome things. You get a lot of taxes when you be B-Rank, so its easier to just stay at C-Rank and not be tied down by that stuff. Especially as a beastkin, theres lots of countries that are annoying about it. So its like that huh. It feels like Ive understood the reason why there are so many C-Rank adventurers. After that, the interview turned into an idle chat for a while before we finished. The idiotic the carefree Setsuna, and the firm Nayuta. Theyre irregr in various ways, but they appear to be bnced as sisters. I cant help but say that theyre good sisters. However, I strengthened my vignce towards the two from this interview. That Setsuna her elder sister dodged my question. When I asked why they came, she answered saying they walked. Its amon enough misunderstanding in Japanese. But in English, why is a very different wordpared to how. Is it like that in this world? I asked Rokuko. Come to think of it, that was a strange answer, wasnt it? Now then, just who are these sisters? Footnotes: Nkyuu = rabbit sound. Return Setsuna introduces herself as Boku (masculine-ish I). She also ends most sentences in nano. Unlike how I see quite a few JP trantors handle this, I wont be tacking on a -nano to the end of her sentences. Return Horse + Deer (kanji) = Idiot (Baka) For an exnation on its etymology, check this out. Return Author Note: * [Japanese -> Trantion into other worldsnguage by the skill -> Re-trante into Japanese with the skill] is SUPER urate, so even in extreme cases, Uooooh! wouldnt turn into something like Fish!. Chapter 202 The Mysterious Sisters The two part timers are mysterious. After the interview, I understood that after I looked into them. The elder sister, her daily DP ie is 0!? That fact was like a thunderp. Daily DP ie is something like a measure of strength, but even the average C-Rank would be around 50-70 DP. In particr, if they know skills, itll tend to be higher. And thats why her 0 DP is something Ive only seen for people who are connected to dungeons like me, Rokuko, and Haku-san or people who have nobat ability at all, like how Meat was when I first picked her up. However, Im thinking that it might be something like the effect of a concealment skill that I dont know about. The younger sister, Nayuta, is 85 DP a day Around the same level as Gozoh. She said she was an alchemist, so she probably knows various skills. By the way, Ichika jumped from around 60 DP to 75 DP when she learned those skills. Wow, I didnt notice at all. As expected of Kehma, you focus on different things~ Dont look away from stuff like this, oi. B-but theres no need to look at individual DP though right? Its a good way to measure an intruders strength, see? Uuu, I got it! Ill pay attention next time. Even so the younger sister has a DP? Hmmm. I dont understand why the other ones giving 0 DP, but vignce towards them is essential. Particrly towards the elder sister. Hey, Kehma. Maybe you could find something out if you transform into Setsuna? Hoh. Lets give it a shot then, [Super Transformation]. The best way to learn about your opponent is to be them. Thus, I used [Super Transformation] to be the elder sister of the two part timersSetsuna. Oh, her chest is heavy. Profoundly so. And theres always this sense of incongruity in my lower half when I transform into a woman but it doesnt feel like that this time nn? Its there!? No, what? Its there!! U-uh? The heck? Whats going on? A cross dresser? No, these breasts are real !? When I checked it out, there are both a mans thing and a womans thing. What? Whats going on? No, right A hermaphrodite? Even her sex is half and half. Im kind of wanting to believe this is just a w from [Super Transformation] However, its probably better to think of this as reality and really real after taking a close look at the person herself and using [Super Transformation]. Perhaps are hermaphroditesmon in this world? No, umm I wonder? Its probably unusual? The men and women Ive met so far are definitely either one or the other, but Ive never gone so far as to verify whats between their legs. Rather, I wouldve thought that Setsuna was also a woman if I hadnt checked like this. Even in her bloomers, there wasnt a bulge. You wouldnt normally check, right? Rokuko is definitely a woman. The only one I know that for certain is just Rokuko!? Its alright, Meat, Ichika, Rei, and the others dont have anything growing there. A-ah. Thanks? Umm, youre wee? I ended up hearing information that I both did and didnt want to hear. For now, lets summarize what I know about Setsuna. C Appears to understand Japanese C 0 DP per day. Is she someone rted to a dungeon, or does she have an unknown skill? C Is a hermaphrodite. That is all. And now their identities are bing even more mysterious. I dont even know if theyre truly sisters. Rather, its fine if theyre sisters? Well, its alright. Even those Uzoh Muzoh brothers are brothers despite not being rted by blood. The elder sisters a hermaphrodite, but its probably still alright? Still though, whats their goal here? Even after transforming, I still have no clue. I gave the transformation a shot after Rokuko rmended it, but it only changes my form into them. It doesnt give me their memories I dont know if it would after raising its level though. What should I do now? Lets wait and see for now. Yep, the usual Japanese way of maintaining the status quo. Put off troubling problems. If the problem resolves itself in time, its best to not meddle with it. What? The problem might get worse, you say? Do your best, future me. Hmm, well. Just watch them for now. They may take advantage of the interview and make a move. Kay~. Im the one who hired them, so Ill take responsibility! I dont know how she nned on taking responsibility, but for now, I decided to go to sleep after cancelling the transformation. I returned to my room,id down, and invoked Sleepsword Siesta! I fell asleep within ten seconds. * I was concerned about it, so I decided to visit the mysterious sisters directly. Together with Meat as my bodyguard. Nayuta, the younger sister, was sitting at the reception desk right then. As for the problem elder sisterah, ording to the map, looks like shes sleeping in her room. When I went to Nayuta, she bowed and greeted me Looks like she was reading a book. Shes working, but she was using it to pass the time since there werent any guests. Yo, hows it going? Nothing noteworthy. Good as usual. Oh? What were you reading? A collection of upper ss magic formations. See? With that, Nayuta opened up the book and showed me. A collection of magic formations was like how a book of poems would have a collection of poems inside it. There was just a single magic formation on the two-page spread Time stop subspace, huh. Hmm. Its effect looks simr to [Storage]s. About half of its missing though. Hmm. Theres nomentary or notes on it? Oh? Vige Chief-san, are you interested in magic formations? No, Nerune loves stuff like this though. Shed be happy if she could read it. Ah, I already lent Nerune-san the elementary and middle ss ones I had on me. [1] In that case, Im thankful. The range of our strategies is expanding more and more. By the way, elementary ss magic formations appear to be simple to analyze, with the middle ss ones havingmentary on their uses for when theyre invoked. For the upper ss magic formations, it just has what was discovered written without what they do. What does this magic formation do? Im not sure, but I can guess from looking at the magic characters this is [Time], this is [Advance], this is [Separate] so I believe it is for a doppelganger or something. Hmm? Really now? The characters that Nayuta pointed out were respectively [Time], [Stop], and [Subspace]. She was wrong about them, but theres no reason for me to point it out. However, there are times when the characters written down are nonsensical in order to keep the effects secret. This character here, the one that looks like [Advance], it might actually mean the opposite because of the piece that is missing. The part that distinguishes between the two is missing, so I cant tell. Ah, so its something like that? Trantion Function-san, you even supplement the missing pieces? You are amazing. That so? Sounds difficult. Thats how it goes. To continue, there are hints to conjecture at what the missing pieces in this magic formation are on other pages, so if you apply enough of them, it can exin more parts and She let me go thirty minutester. That was a long talk. Moreover, she lent me an introductory primer on alchemy, but yeah to actually read it and be an alchemist and shave away my sleeping time even more? Dont wanna. Nayuta is an unexpectedly aggressive narrator. The meaning of her name appears to be [A Super Large Unit of Time] and thats definitely reflected in how long she talks. [2] Setsunas appears to mean [A Very Short Unit of Time], does that mean she talks fast? With that, I came across Setsuna, who shouldve been asleep in her room, in the hallway. Ah, Vige Chief-san? Morning~. Its the afternoon though~ Ah, morning. Its not a problem if you just woke up. She was walking down the hallway in her gym clothes. Her thighs are tempting in various ways. My eyes kept trying to look at her crotch, but I managed to avoid it somehow. Itd be bad if she caught me looking Thats right! Hey Vige Chief-san, are you free? We havent had a mock fight yet. Youre thest one. Why? wait, thest one? Ive been asking adventurers that are C-Rank and up in the vige for mock fights. Ive won all of them too. I asked Gozoh-san too, but Vige Chief-san and the others are only C-Rank at this dungeon right? Want to fight? Why not have one with Me with Kuro? You did it the other day right? Im fine with having another go since shes strong, but I already fought Kuro-senpai. I want toplete this ce! Right, so rather than being a quick talker, shes quick to use her fists? I nced at Meat. Looks like she lost, but she also looks motivated. I also kind of want to try something out. What to do? Footnotes: Im not sure why, but the author here uses elementary ss rather than bottom ss or low ssthe only two ranks below middle ssas he described back in Chapter 6. Return Its not stated whether or not Nayuta herself said the meaning of her name or if Keima is inferring it through Japanese, so I worded it like this. Note that her name means Ridiculously Large Unit in Japanese, like 10^60. Chapter 203 Mock Fight I decided to ept the mock fight. It was alright to just refuse or leave it to Meat, but I want to test out the clothes golem that I had record an A-Rank adventurers movements (Mishas). Meat and Ichika have their own way of fighting, so they only use it for its power assist. Because of all that, we went out to the inns back yard. Meat was with me, of course. Itd obviously be bad to be alone with these two mysterious people. Im good any time! Please go easy on me, Im usually in the rear as a mage. I faced off against Setsuna. Not holding my sword, I was using gloves meant for mock fights. Mishas movements were based on a grapplers, so I cant use a sword. Well, she herself could probably use one, but I didnt have her show me how she used one. However, magic is another case entirely. Doing the incantation for [Water], a ball of water floated above the ground. Itd be dangerous if I used fire after all. This is a mock fight, but its alright if you dont hold back. Setsuna warmed up by jumping around. Her chest also leapt up and down. Its fun to watch, but isnt that painful? Well then, Iming. Yeah, Ill take your first shot. Setsuna held up her fists. At the same moment, I shot forward with the ball of water. I left my body to the clothes golem while I focused on using magic. It was a bit painful, but I had to put up with it. I came at her with a punchwhich felt like it would give me some muscle pains by itselfter onbut she blocked it with the back of her hand, pushing it aside. As for the ball of water, she punched out and burst it with her other hand. Hey now, werent you a mage? Thisll turn into one-on-one fight anyway, yeah? I figured it was better to just skip the hassle. The conventional clothes golems performance couldnt reproduce most of Mishas, an A-Rank adventurers, martial arts. At most, slowly imitating her slowed-down movements was the limit. However, right now, Im able to reproduce about 50% of Mishas ability. This was thanks to the newly developed supporting joints with orichalcum in them. Ahaha, Vige Chief-san, youre something. Im overworking myself quite a bit here though. Setsunas fist sted out towards my face, piercing through the area. My neck shot backwards, moving my head to avoid the blow, but the jolting movement rocked my head, giving me some damage. Ugeeeh. My bodys going to break down if I do too much here. Maybe I should just focus on enduring these abrupt, crazy movements rather than using magic? Setsunas attacks kept on flowing smoothly. Low kick, roundhouse kick, backhand fist, head-butt, grab, elbow, jab, backhand fist, downward fist I dont have any time to breathe. I wouldve been knocked out by the first strike if I didnt have Mishas footwork helping me out here. The damage I took from getting shook about was rtively light since I was avoiding her attacks with the minimum movement required, geeh uoh, I suddenly swayed backward there. Theres a bit of distance between us. I started chanting the incantation for [Water] andugeh, I got interrupted. I dont actually have to chant anything, but I really dont want to show her that I dont need to. Faking the incantations is also out of the question since theres a chance that Setsuna might realize it. I barely finished stuttering out the incantation all the way and sent a water ball her way, but Ho She easily burst it apart. I give up, theres nothing I can use. My heads all fuzzy, I need to breathe. Woah, my vision just went ck. Guhaaah. I just want to go unconscious and go to sleep right here. H-hah, c-can we stop here? Eeeh? But it just started to get fun. Im at my limiwoah! I lost my footing and fell backwards out of breath. Kuh. Take thi!? I grabbed the chest of Setsunas clothes as she started swinging her fist down towards me with all I had, throwing her over me. Bang! It was so unexpected and beautifully done that you could call it a perfect [Full Point]. [1] Come to think of it, there were moves like that too huh Nkuu. You got me, Vige Chief-san. It really just looked like you were falling. Y-yeah. It was just by chance Well, that should be enough. I lost huh thats the first time Ive lost in this vige. Its more like a draw. Rather, its my loss. I cant even move anymore. My breathings already ragged. Meanwhile, Setsuna is still full of spirit. Moreover, it looks like she still has a trump card left over. I mean, she hasnt used any skills at all. Id definitely die from oxygen deprivation if we kept going. I should put a limiter or something on the clothes golem Rather, I was thinking about going and losing at a reasonable spot there, but ended up not. Grah. No choice but to insist that it was my loss. No, you said you were as strong as a B-Rank and theres no doubting that. Its my loss, I give up. No no, for Vige Chief-san to do such a great throw there at the end, youre strong. [2] No no no, its obvious that I cant even move anymore. Its myplete loss. No no no no, it was my loss the moment you decided it with the throw. [3] Both of us still on the ground, it somehow turned into a downward spiral of us each trying to lose to the other. For this fight, the winner is the loser! Ah, then how about a draw? Alright, lets agree on that. We tied then! Well, I still think that Im the one who lost though! The heck, Im the one who thinks they lost! Lets stop. Well just do that all over. Ahaha. In the end, we agreed topromised and decided that it was a draw. Good work. As expected of Goshujin-sama. I said Vige Chief-san was strong, but your stamina is beyond abysmal. Are you injured anywhere? Hahaha Holding my body up, Meat handed me a cup of water. I moved my tired arm to take it from her and drank Aah, that was great. At the very least, I figured out that I could use a good amount of Mishas martial arts. Looks like using it wont kill me. Of course, even if I were killed, Im transformed into [Myself], so Id be alright. Should I say Im relieved that it wasnt needed? I mean, I really dont want to try out dying. By the way, even if the thing Im transforming into is myself, I still suffer the ability restriction. It doesnt affect my physical ability, but I cant use things like my signature move, [Create Golem]. Its the same if I transform into other people too. I cant use most of their abilities at all. Hey, Kuro-senpai. Want to have a go? I lost to Vige Chief-san, so Im pretty pumped right now~ I ept. I wont lose this time. Oi, we we tied! I retorted in my head. Meat faced off against Setsuna, her wooden knife made for mock fights held in her hands. And then a high level mock fight began. Slicing, sweeping, striking, dodging, kicking, getting hit, grabbing, twisting, throwing, repeating it all. Everything kept happening as even their positions switched back and forth. When I thought one was to the left, they were to the right. When I thought they were to the right, they were suddenly soaring upward. My eyes are spinning just from watching them. I still havent made any orichalcum joint supports for Meat yet though I collected and used all of the orichalcum Id used in [White Beach] for my supports, but the orichalcum for Meats will being from the orichalcum sword I got from [Father]. (I finished the research and development of it during the Dungeon Battles preparation phase, so I made it immediately.) Huh? Was I moving like that just a bit ago too? Seriously? No wonder I felt so dizzy. Fuh! Hyah! Kuh, but! Just then, in the instant that Meat shed down towards Setsuna with her wooden knife, Setsuna broke the knife with her fist. Guess its my win? Kuh, I can still go. Meat threw the broken knife towards Setsuna, running along the ground towards her with her remaining knife. There was a dull sound of something hard hitting flesh as they passed each other. The broken knife shed thrown at Setsuna dropped at Setsunas feet. What just happened? U-ugu Unfortunate. Almost, but not quite, Kuroinu-chan. Meat crouched forward, her hand pressed against her head. Apparently, Meat tried to sh at her shin as she passed her, but it looks like rather than meeting her mark, she was kneed in the head. That looks painful. I lost Wanna have another go? I can keep on however long you want. I love strong children, soe at me! Umm Meat nced at me. I gently put my hand on Meats head Ah, I cant use [Healing] either. [Super Transformation]s restrictions are pretty hash. Well, Im going to head back to my room. Do what you want. Ill go too. That so? Well then, Setsuna, lets stop here. Please practice with Kuro next time. Muu, unfortunate. Ill let you go for today, but Ill definitely win against Vige Chief-san next time! Well, you can just say you won already. Im tired, so Im going to head to bed. Night. Thats no good~! Well have a proper bout to decide it, night~! I waved to Setsuna as I returned to my room. Ending [Super Transformation], I used [Healing] on Meat and myself. Aaah, thats so much better. Setsuna is generally strong. I dont know how strong Nayuta is, but shes very knowledgeable about alchemy. Id like to keep these sisters as allies. They arent unreasonable existences like the Hero or Rin, so I think I could handle them if something happens. At least, I think I could. Lets think about what to do with them while I sleep. Ive already done enough today, its time to clock out. I wonder if I could use the godlyforter no, lets stop there. Im a child that can wait. Its not like Im just wanting to use muscle soreness and fatigue as an excuse to stay asleep or anything. Its also not like I felt a bit of chills there for a moment or anything. Footnotes: Judo reference: Ippon. [Full Point] is the most valuable judgement that can be awarded for any single action. It also means [Winning in One Blow]. Return She uses ippon for great throw in this line, but isnt using the Judo reference per se. Its more of a goody for readers, from what I can tell. Couldnt find a way to make it transfer over into English as well, though. Return See 2. Chapter 204 Peeping After enjoying herself in those mock fights, Setsuna headed back her room at the inn. Her work finished, Nayuta was waiting there. Oh, Onee-chan, did you have another mock fight? You have to use [Cleanup] or youll just smell sweaty, you know? Eeeeh? It takes so much though nnn~. Nayuta, you do it~ Yeah, yeah. [Cleanup], [Cleanup], and one more, [Cleanup]. She used [Cleanup] like sshing her with water. Once shed used it three times, she waspletely clean. Onee-chan, who were you having the mock fight with? Kuroinu-senpai? Nkyuu, Vige Chief-san. Now Ivepleted this viges C-Ranks! I lost though. Tehehe. For Onee-chan to lose what happened? Seeing Setsuna smile awkwardly, Nayuta tilted her head to the side. Setsunas ability was that of a B-Ranks, so she couldnt imagine her losing to a C-Rank adventurer, much less a C-Rank adventurer who was actually a D-Rank everywhere but at this dungeon. Just what sort of method did he use? Right, right, I straight up lost in a grappling match! Grappling match!? Not a hand-to-hand fight? I heard it as a rumor from the vigers, but wasnt Vige Chief-san a swordsman? Vige Chief-san himself said he was a mage. His staminas definitely like a mages, but his skill was like a first ss grapplers. He got super tired and looked dead tired but his movements didnt change at all, it felt like his body knew all of the movements and was moving from sheer willpower! What Setsuna sensed was, in a certain way, very close to being correct. He does have ck hair and eyes, so maybe he does have Hero blood in him? Or maybe hes the Hero himself? He reacted delicately to Onee-chans boke, so the chances of it are pretty big. But then is that rank a rank from him hiding his identity? Or is it the pattern hes actually hiding his S-Rank? Then again, I can understand that Onee-chan lost if he is a Hero. Heroes have crazy physical strength and cheat-like skills given from god Did he train his body, or was that a skill? If its a skill, with what sort of effect does [1] Ahh, Nayuta? Are you done? My shiftsing up soon. Ah, whoops. Nayuta stopped talking for a moment before taking a breath and starting again. So, what about Vige Chief-sans magic? He had to use something if hes a mage right? Hmmm. Setsuna thought back to the magic that Kehma used. The strong impression she got from other things from him overshadowed his magic, so even though she could remember it, it took a bit of time. He used [Water] a bit. I mean, it was a mock fight, so he only used it to distract me. Heeh Well, shall we report that hes promising? He obviously knows other magic. He wouldnt be calling himself a mage if he only knew a single magic soah. Nayuta realized she was starting to talk a lot again, so she decided to cut herself off there. Considering it was by chance, we came across quite a find, havent we? By the way, I think that girls a Toy after all. Kuroinu-senpai? She really is abnormally strong for her age. Moreover, with her ck hair, eyes, ears, and brown skin the possibility of her being a Toy is extremely high. If she is, what do we do? Nayuta thought for a moment before responding. Well just report it for now and wait for further instruction. A little more intelligence gathering might be necessary. Should we sent a message right away? Yeah. Deciding to take a safe approach to it for now, Nayuta began to write a message. Setsuna decided to change into her maid outfit and head to work. * It looks like they had that sort of conversation. I asked Rokuko to have the menus monitor function record it. The conversation happened when I was exhausted and sleeping, so its already been over a day since it happened. I turned off the monitor since I didnt intend to peep on her changing clothes ah, was that already cut out? Yep. Rokukos gotten able to think about stuff like that ahead of time hasnt she. Report, message and wait for instruction huh. Setting aside the bits about Heroes, whats this Toy thing? They said is was a high possibility Meat was one, but is that some title like Hero? Or is it more like an individual name? Meat cant remember her past much at all is it like that? I wonder if it has to do with that well, given her excellence, it might not be impossible. Come to think of it, Id peeped at what the letters contents were, but it really just looked like the activity report of adventurers staying safe. It wasnt even written in Japanese. However, I didnt know the other partys name. The letter turned into a bird when it was finished being written and flew off somewhere. A carrier pigeon? Looks like she used a magic tool, but thats amazing. What to do what to do Really, more and more I dont know what to do. The more info we get on them, the more the enigma deepens. Cant I just ignore it and get back to sleep? Ive pretty much finished my part in contacting them, so the next step is theirs. And since theyre also waiting for instructions, were all just waiting on standby. Ill have them tell me if some letter birdes flying in. I decided to observe them with the monitor. With a bit of searching, I found Setsuna waiting tables in the dining room. Her job was simple, she just epted order tickets from guests and brought them food made by Kinue-san. It looked like shed already gotten used to it her cheerful smile was popr among the guests too. Nkyuu, heres your D set meal~ Ohh, thanks Setsuna-chan. Ya busy tonight? Ahahaha, I might consider it if you win against me. Wanna have a mock fight? Haha, theres no one in this vige that can beat Setsuna-chan. Even Kuro-chan lost against ya right? I mean, Kuro-chans the strongest in the vige. Setsuna generally treated the adventurer guests lightly, but she tilted her head in puzzlement over his statement. Eh? The strongest person in this vige is Vige Chief-san though? Sure, Kuro-chan cant win against Kehma-san, but hes Kuro-chans Goshujin-sama yknow? Vige Chief-san is strong. I lost against him. Huh? The dining hall suddenly burst into an uproar from Setsunas remark. Other adventurers cut into the conversation. Theyd challenged Setsuna beforerather, they were challenged by herand were promptly defeated. Oi hold up there, Kehma-san wasnt defeated, but defeated Setsuna-chan!? It wasnt in gambling or wordy or something? Yep, it was in a mock fight. Hes strong Seriously? Kehma-san, strong!? Hes always sleeping though! Now that you mention it, Vige Chief Kehma is this dungeons top progresser right, there was talk about someone training Kuro-chan wasnt there? Hey, did he seriously win? Vige Chief-san like, judging from looks, even I could win against Vige Chief-san You could ask Kuro-senpai if you think Im lying? She was there~ All at once, everyones gazes shot towards Meat Kuroinu, who worked there too. Meat answered by nodding However, even though there high chance that Meat would say anything that would favor me, since it was coupled with Setsuna herself saying that she lost, the trustworthiness of the news was high. Y-you were feeling sick right? Hey, were you having that once-a-month girl thing? Thats sexual harassment! Mou, perv! Hebuogu!? Setsuna struck the guest with a bang. The now-wounded guest flew away. Though something at that level was just ying around to adventurers, so there was no problem. Itd be quite a big problem if this were Japan though. Ah, sorry. N-no, it was my bad. Ha, haha Well, I was in perfect condition. After fighting Vige Chief-san, I fought against Kuro-senpai again and won~ I wont lose next time Hooh, Im ready any time! The two held up their trays and locked eyes. It felt like sparks were flying between them. You two, your hands arent working? Kinue-sans voice came over from the kitchen, ending the topic there. However, the rumor that I won against Setsuna spread through the dining hall in no time, eventually making its way into the vige. Crap. Even though we called it a tie, shes saying that she lost against me However, Setsuna yed it out so naturally that it didnt look like she was scheming anything. Even if she was scheming something, what was her intention? To investigate the dungeon? Or maybe some investigation rted to Heroes? Or maybe it was like she said in the interview and is chasing the [ck Wolf]? Come to think of it, what is that Toy thing? Is she looking for them? At any rate, if theyre reporting to someone and are waiting for instructions, Ill figure something out by looking at it. Probably. In the end, I guess theres no choice but to wait and see how it ys out Footnotes: Check this link for more info on boke. Chapter 205 Some Renovation I decided to leave the mysterious sisters alone until they get their instructions. I thought about getting trying to get some information from Haku-san and Ontentoo, but unlike the time with Rin, this wasnt really so much of an emergency. Its better for me to collect information myself rather than owe them a debt. Lets set aside the conditions of someones DP ie being 0, theres a good chance that this [Toy] thing has nothing to do with dungeons. And so I decided to mess around with the dungeon for the first time in a while. Lets check out how its doing. Starting from the entrance is the entrance area,byrinth area, the empty former riddle area, the spiral staircase that heads down to the warehouse area, which the warehouse area then divides into three branches. The new riddle area leads to the arena and the boss room, the meadow area thats the dead-end campgrounds, and Fenis miniature garden area that heads towards the fire cavern that Rokuko made. By the way, theres a hidden ceiling in the boss room for the core room. Nerunesboratory is there too, but thats another story. Now then, lets renovate two spots this time. First is the warehouse. Ive been using it as a substitute for storage space so far, but therell be adventurers making their way into it here soon, so that wont do anymore. With that being the case, Ill make a proper warehouse in a spot that no one wille to. [Warehouse Area (Real)]. Itll be a warehousepletely isted from the outside, just like the thug human farm I left to Rei Honestly, we dont even need that anymore. We have a pretty huge ie just from the vige. Besides, wouldnt it be increasingly unneeded with the next thing Im thinking about? With that, theres another thing I have my eye on. The riddle area. Im going to renovate it. The old riddle area turned into this after it was destroyed by Rin. Theres no one there right now, so its a good chance to do the renovations. I think Ill go with setting up the gimmick I thought up earlier. However, Im not going to be building something that will obstruct people. Ill be making a small room on the side of the passage and make it look like they found a secret passage. The reason it cant be too big of a room is because it was inadvertently positioned just next to [Fire Cavern]. Well, there are several ways I could describe the small room. Its a DP collection room. That is, even if Im calling it a DP collection room, its not as though Im going to be killing people in it. Its basically a [Jail]. There will be several cells about the size of a toilet stall that could fit one or two people set up. By confining people there, their DP per day would increase to six times the normal due to the locked up and jail effects. So what will this jail be doing, you ask? Ill get adventurers to walk into it. There obviously wouldnt be people whod just walk into such a small and suspicious room, so Ill give them a reward. Ill repay their DP ie with with items and money. Just a small portion of it, though. If a person thats normally worth 50 DP is confined in the jail, theyd be worth 300 DP per day. If they do that, Id still make a profit by spending around 100 DP of that for a silver coin. Thatd be like 10,000 Yen a day for doing nothing. Maybe itd be alright to just give them fifty copper, theyll just be sitting there doing nothing after all? Actually, it might be better to give more as some kind of opening event. * With the renovations over, I brought Meat along as I went to give it a trial run. It wouldnt be a lie even if I reported it to the guild if I actually used it, so I have to go there myself. If no one knew how to use it, no one could use it. That disaster from back with Uzoh and Muzoh in the magic sword test room was plenty enough for me. Besides, this time, itll be even harder to understand how to use than the test room. Ill need to report it. Destroying the wall that lead to the hidden room, I made my way to the DP collection room. The rooms were lined up like private toilet stalls. They were all jail cells, but I disguised them as ordinary doors to protect peoples privacy. Moreover, although all of the rooms are vacant right now, a red symbol will appear on the doors of cells that are in use. Just like a toilet stall. Shall we head in? Yes. I entered a cell with Meat. The only things that were there were two hourss-type timers next to each other and the doors that would lock themselves through a mechanism. I also included a red button for emergencies as a measure of kindness. The items and money I set up behind the scenes will fall into the payment hole once the timer hits zero after enough time passes. Concerning their payment, something like a daily DP sensor doesnt exist, so Rei and the others will have to do their best at manually doing it all behind the scenes. I say that, but since they wont be rewarding anything to those who stay less than twelve hours, they just need to check twice a day. The payment calction itself will also be easy enough since they can use the calctor golem whenever they arent needing to help someone at reception. Itll normally reward money with a few items sprinkled in asionally. We have too much money at this point because of the inn. Were depositing the money in the guild, but were never really going to use it. I turned the two hourss timers upside down. They were small, but theres a golem mechanism in ce so that they would take twelve hours to finish. Only one of the hoursses allow for sand to drop at a time, so it ends up being twenty-four hours by the end. If they want to stay longer, they can just flip thepleted hoursses over to go again. Everything Ive seen tells me that adventurers are horrible at remembering things if I make it tooplicated, so I made it as simple as possible. Right now Im nning on spending the next twenty-four hours in leisure as a test. Iid my futon out inside the private room. I designed it so that it would just barely fit. Then, Iid down with Meat as my hug pillow as usual. Ill eat some of the food thats in my [Storage] if I get hungry. Haaah * Crap, theres no toilet this is a serious w. As expected, even I got woken up by Meat. I got Rokuko to collect it this time, but humans cant go without using the toilet for a full day Should I put some sort of pot with a jelly in it to deal with that stuff in the room? Ah, crap. Jellies are monsters, so I cant put them in safety zones. What should I do about the restroom? Should I remove the safety zone? Toilets are indispensable. For now, we took a toilet break and let twenty-four hours pass. Three silver coins dropped down into the payment hole located under the hoursses with a clinking noise at the same time that the door unlocked. Looks like the device is working properly By the way, this isnt taking me being here into ount. My daily DP is worth 0 after all. Lets get an adventurers point of view on it now. Thats why I made that kind of facility. Ichika-sensei, what do you think about it? Whats with the -sensei Eh whatever, first off the moneys bad. Wouldnt it better better for em to just earn money like normal instead of going in there? I got an immediate fail. Now that she mentions it, if they have the ability to make it past thebyrinth area, theyd earn a lot more money by hunting iron golems. Itd just be pocket money and gettin locked up in such a small room would be horrible, let alone being alone for half a day They could just sleep though? Goshujin-samas the only person who could sleep that much. Twelve hours is way too long. Ya cant get rid of the safety zone either, people wouldnt be able to be at ease in a dungeon without it. Now that she mentions it, Im fine with it since the ce is like my home, but for anyone else itd just be spending twelve hours in a dungeon, not knowing what or when something might happen. So they cant rest without the safety zone huh. Im stumped on the toilet part though. For a toilet ya can just have a pot and use [Cleanup] on it. Eh, that works? [Cleanup] is convenient. [Cleanup] is seriously all-purpose. For it to even work for a toilet Well, the earnings bad but if theres a jackpot kinda thing, it might work out. Goshujin-sama should know yeah? Like that time with the Uzoh Muzoh bros. Should I use a de golem as bait? Yeah! Like bein able to get a magic sword just by waitin for half a day. Thatd make for a great story.In fact, how bout we trade for the magic sword with gold coins? Kukuku, Ichika. Are you some evil overlord? Not as much as Goshujin-sama, kukuku~ Ichika and Iughed evily together. Itd be a problem if we distributed too many magic swords and caused their value to drop, but that much wouldnt be a problem if we kept the demand high. Moreover, since the de golem is pretty close to an ordinary sword, its pretty much a consumable item. Itll recover somewhat if magical power is poured into the magic stone in its core, but its alright since itll break sooner orter after doing it two or three times. From what I hear, theres a lot of other magic swords like that so it wont be a problem. And so I went to go report the new facility to the guild. That it would lock you up when you turn the hoursses over, but would let you out immediately if you pressed the red button. That you would obtain silver coins by waiting until the sand in the hourss finished falling. And that the two hoursses each took twelve hours to finish. With the above information, I earned ten silver. There was an investigationmission sent out from the guild the following day. Several adventurers headed to the DP collection room along with various items meant for killing time. As a result of the several-day-long investigation, it was recognized as a ce that would give money and items if you waited twelve or twenty-four hours. It looks like one of them was even lucky enough to get a magic sword. It also looks like that guy went to buy food and immediately returned for a second go at it. The result of his second time? Twenty copper. After various things, the small room was dubbed the [Avarice Lodge]. There were a lot of people that slept through the whole twelve hours. Since there was a chance at getting a hold of a magic sword without even having to do anything, there were a lot of people who went there. It ended up turning into a facility that generated a decent amount of DP. Chapter 206 Probing Several days passed. I was watching for that message birding back to the sisters, but it looks like the letter arrived through the guild instead. And the letter was this: [Please show this letter to the Vige Chief.] They dont intend to hide it? Well, because of that, Nayuta was bringing the letter to me. Keeping Meat at my side, I met with her in the parlor with a table between us. Setsuna wasnt here since she was working. Vige Chief-san, a letter arrived from my client for you. Nn? Nayutas client? Who? Its not Rokuko I take it? Yeah, its a long termmission. Wakokus daimyo Ah, a daimyo is like an empires emperor. Wakoku. So its showing up now You two came from Wakuko? Me? No, my names definitely in Wakokus style, but Im from somewhere else. Theyre just employing me. Hoh so, what does Wakokus daimyo want with me? Maybe to scout you? I reported that you were strong after all. Ah, she didnt hide that either. Isnt she actually pretty open about all this? She might even tell me a few things if I asked her directly. Oh, right right. Before that, could you check this out for a moment? I picked it up in the dungeon, but I dont know what it is. Nayuta suddenly pointed a gun at me. Its a revolver-type pistol. She said she didnt know what it was, but shes pointing the muzzle at me with her finger on the trigger. My body jumped from the surprise. Meat responded to my subtle reaction, standing in front of me as though to block the way. Man this girls so awesome Oh, you reacted? As I thought, you Thatll happen if you suddenly send so much bloodthirst my way. And dont you actually know the way to use that thing? It feels like youre ustomed to it. Mu, now that you mention it Nayuta took her finger off of the trigger and pointed the gun down. By the way, I dont recall putting something like that into the dungeon. Its not even in the DP catalog in the first ce, so Nayuta definitely brought it along herself. Now that Im taking a closer look at the gun, isnt it odd? Its a revolver, but theres no hammer. Moreover, the revolvers cylinder is copper huh? There arent any holes that should be there to load bullets into? Capped? Im not a gun maniac so Ive never seen a real gun in person, so I wouldnt be able tell if its real or not if someone told me there was a gun like that. So, would you exin to me what caused you to send so much bloodthirst to your employer? Youll go bald if you fuss on the detailssorry Kuroinu-senpai please stop it with the knife on my neck sorry Vige Chief-san sorry for what I said sorry! Yep, Meat closed the distance in an instant and held the knife up against her throat. As for her standing on the table to do it well, lets go with it being fine for this. Nayutas holding up her arms like shes in a holdup. She even dropped her gun to the floor. Ah, yep. Im not going bald, Im still young. Well, its all good Kuro, let her go. How about I read the letter from that daimyo person now? I opened the letter. A part of it is weird in that I can read it normally, but hey, isnt it written in Japanese? Sure, Japanese characters sh in my head as I read this worlds writing, but I can only see this as Japanese. Honestly though, if I had to say, the handwriting looks great. Are they trying to see my reaction, or is there another reason? I dont know. By the way, this is what the letter says: Dear Golen Viges Vige Chief-sama, How is this vividly green season treating you? If you dont mind, would you pay a visit to Wakoku? Im certain that Nayuta must have done something rude, but as it was due to my instruction, she had no choice. If you are Japanese, I would absolutely love to speak with you. If the timees that you would pay a visit, we would shoulder all of the traveling expenses for you to do so. We have sashimi, soy sauce, and miso soup. [1] A Japanese person? Really. Really now. This is a seriously troublesome person. Super troublesome. Alright, I decided. I saw nothing! For the time being, I cant read it. After turning the letter upside down, narrowing my eyes, flipping it over and scowling at it, I held it out to pass to Meat. Hmph, Kuro. Can you read it? Oh? Vige Chief-san, you cant read the characters? Im not too good at reading and writing. So, how about it, Kuro? Can you? Umm, Goshujin-sama. This letter appears to be written in unreadable characters. As a result of her education, Meats able to read the lettersmonly used in this world. In other worlds, this is probably written in Japanese after all. Wakoku has a lot of mysteries to it. Come to think of it, didnt Wataru end up heading over to Wakoku? Lets ask him about it next time hes here. That so? Well, if those characters arent from around it, its natural I couldnt read it either then. I tried to appeal that my inability to read it wasnt because I was stupid was I a bit too forceful about it there? So, whats it say? You can read it, right Nayuta? Yeah Hmm, its about scouting you out after all. Its talking about the conditions for being employed, it even looks like the annual srys a thousand gold! Thats as much as an A-Rank adventurer. I doesnt say anything about a thousand gold ie anywhere though? Guess they worked that out beforehand. Oh right. I saw nothing. I read nothing. Unfortunately, Im this viges Vige Chief, so I have responsibilities. Ill have to refuse Im not troubled by money either though, and most of all it stinks of something shady. Thats too bad, I thought itd be fun if you were a coworker. Ah, Kuro-senpai got an invitation too? If Goshujin-sama refuses, so do I. Yeah, I get it. Well, Ill write back saying you refused then. Her hand waving, Nayuta responded as though it were trivial. Looks like decided that I saw nothing was the right answer. Booyah. Incidentally, could you give me a closer look at that item? You said you got it from the dungeon, but this is the first time Ive seen it. Id like to check it out as the Vige Chief, even buy it if I could. I touched on the subject of that gun. When I said buy it, Nayutas tail sprung up. Ah~, sorry. To be honest, this is something I made myself. Me getting it from the dungeon was a lie. Heeh, handmade? It looks like a weapon, is it a magic tool? As you guessed, its a magic tool weapon. Its something I tried reproducing from the world of the Heroes. Its strength, currently well, its basically a kids ything. Saying that, she shot the gun towards the wall. With a sound that feltcking, something lightly struck the wall with a sound that sounded much like as if a small pebble hit it. When I looked at it, the conical bullet looked like a dart. Bullets werent this shape right? They should be more aerodynamic. Moreover, judging by the feeling of this, its iron, not lead. Heeeh. The real thing seems to be something that fires bullets through an explosion though. It didnt shoot like Id nned when I tried making it as a magic tool, so its not even strong enough to stick to wood doors. Itd be bad if it got you in the eye though Honestly, itd be stronger to just throw the bullet. Haah I wonder if I shoulde at it from some other way? Its apparently something that came about through Nayutas own trial and error. Looks like she wasnt told much about guns and gunpowder. The looks of it surprised me though. Youre reproducing magic tools from the heroes world? Well, if its something that originally has enough power to be a weapon, Im sure their world has developed their understanding of magic considerably. Huh? Its the opposite. Their world doesnt have magic at all. Really now? Then how are you having it explode? The materials dont exist. Its just reproducing the looks uumu, Ive been wanting to talk to a Hero about it, Vige Chief-san, do you know a Hero? Ah, yeah. I do. When I said that, Nayuta shot forward, leaning over the table. Um, could you introduce me? Ill pay for the referral fee! Ill introduce you to him the next time hes here. Its about time Hero Wataru will be heading over to make a payment on his debt. Apparently, Haku-san forced him to take an absurd job thatsted the entire duration of the Dungeon Battle. Incidentally, I had him pay the payment hed miss by not being able toe here in advance. Shed meet him at reception or while waiting on tables either way, so its not like Ill be asking her for a referral fee though. Footnotes: Note that Wakoku is written in kanji in the letter. The daimyo also refers to themselves as [Watashi (feminine/polite I)]. Chapter 207 Magic Tools Shopping The weather that day was great. Nayuta and Setsuna had a request for Rokuko and I, so we met with them. I was using [Super Transformation] while we met with them just in case. Its pretty cowardly even for me, but oh well. My lifes important. I couldnt sleep anymore if Im dead. I dont ept death as sleep. Rokuko was defenseless, so Ill be a meatshield in case of an emergency. I basically have an extra life due to [Super Transformation] after all. Rokuko-sama, Vige Chief-san. Todays our day off but could we sell stuff to adventurers in the dining room!? Setsuna spoke with a rather energetic voice. Its not her work hours right now, so shes in her gym outfit. Sure? I dont really mind, Kehma? Wait wait Rokuko. Lets see what you want to sell first. What is it? Its stuff that Nayuta made through alchemy. We were thinking about what we could use for the Heros information fees, so we wanted to earn some change. Nayutas alchemy, huh? In this world, alchemy means using tools to carve magic formations and making magic tools. Selling magic tools directly is rather lucrative. Could I buy that gun from earlier for a gold coin? Nn? Huh? What should I do Nayuta, sell it? That bang banger eh hmmm, I dont really want to sell an unfinished product though. Wouldnt it be alright if it was as a toy? Let me think about it please. Ill sell it if we dont sell much this time. Honestly, itd just be a toy even if I bought it, so its perfect. Besides, me offering a gold coin for its nothing but indulging in something interesting. It might even give me something good and its not like Imcking in money either. More importantly what are you selling specifically? Show me, show me. Various things, Owner. Take this for example, a Smoke Ball. Smoke billows out of it when it is struck against the ground, producing a smokescreen. It is quite cheap at just one silver! Oh, a disposable smokescreen for 10,000 Yen? It looks pretty small, around the size of a ping pong ball. Rather, why are you speaking to her so civilly, Nayuta? Eh, is it that? The politenguage given only to your employer? Do you not recognize me as your employer? Isnt a silver coin for a disposable item a bit expensive? Umm, the conditions needed forbining things into this for the smokescreen are pretty strict. To the point that itd be good if Onee-chan sessfully makes one out of ten tries. The wind magic formation that causes the smokescreen is hard. But its really useful for when you need to escape from an enemy. Buying your life for a single silver is cheap right? Well, buying your life for a single silver is pretty cheap, yeah. So, does it work against Golems? Yep. Theres bone dust with magical power in it mixed into the Smoke Balls in order to deal with monsters that can perceive things through magic, like Golems. Theres a deodorizing effect to deal with smells as well, so its usable in most cases. So its like chaff? It really is useful, seeing as it can be used in so many situations. [1] There is also this Water Ball. Well, it is simr to a jug magic tool in that it can replenish your water. Wateres out from the hole when you press this button. You could put it in a cup or drink it directly. Hey, have you figured out a price for this one? Yes it is a striking five silver coins! By the way, a jug magic tool is around three silver. And shes back to speaking politely for Rokuko yet again. Thats pretty expensive. Its because making so small is hard. But it being this small makes it convenient since it wont keep you from bringing other luggage. We have a sk-type as well, but its four silver. Its also about the size of a ping pong ball. I guess it is pretty smallparatively? The sk-type would also be convenient given a suitable situation. There is also this Fire Ball, meant for offensive uses. It will turn into a ball of fire three seconds after pressing the button. This one is one silver for three. It is a magical fire, so it is effective against ghost-types as well. A timed ignition device that seriously is convenient. It could even be a trump card for warriors that cant use magic. Itd be meaningless for me since I can use magic, but maybe I should give buying it a shot? There is also this Quiver Ball, it can be used to give massages. When you press this button here, you can ce it against your shoulders. It feels quite refreshing. I was inspired by the massage chair here and made it. Heeh, its pink color is so cute! I am greatly happy that it pleases you, Owner. Ah, this one is three silver coins. This ones also ping pong ball sized. Rather, whys everything ping pong ball size? When I started thinking about that, Nayuta grinned. Huhuhu, did you notice? This is the concept of having a standard, improving its usability through keeping the sizes equal. You can attach five of your preferred balls onto this Ball Holdersold separately! Their different colors make them easily distinguishable. Ill throw in a free holder if you buy ten balls now! Hoooh. Youve thought a bit about this. Its just like those mail-order salesmercials. Theres even more too! This Sand Ball can produce white and ck sand. It is good for taking notes on the floor when you need to puzzle your way through a riddle. This Breath Ball can be used for breathing underwater. You could even use it in ces where the air is thin, like mountains. In addition to those, theres this Sweet Ball. It tastes sweet when you lick it. However, as it isnt as though it will fill your stomach, it is only at most rmended to use it by supplementing your emergency food rations. Or perhaps you have a sweet tooth and dont want to grow fat? These are my works of art! With that, she took out various balls of different colors. They were interesting, so I decided to buy one of each. Im earning enough to make this kind of shopping possible, I even got two holders as a bonus. Well, they look like theyll sell well. That Sweet Ball in particr. Itd be amusing if it had other tastes in it as well though. This ones an original I came across while researching magic formations after all. When Onee-chan was licking the te Id carved a magic formation into, I thought shed finally gone crazy Hey! You owe your super find to me! In truth, this one is the best seller. Thanks, Onee-chan. When I tried licking it, it was faint, but it certainly was sweet. Seeing as how this world puts a huge price on sweetness, Im convinced that this sells well. Kehma, let me try it. Yeah, here. I tossed the Sweet Ball I licked over to her Ah, Rokuko turned red. Right. So this is the indirect kiss huh. Alright, hand it back here for a moment. I refuse! Its mine! But Im the one that bought it You bought it with the inns money, so its mine. So thats what shes going with Well, she looks happy for some reason, so I guess its fine? Huhuhu, Owner really is on good terms with Vige Chief-san. So, Owner, Id like to show you something to you alone Hoh lets do it! Oi, dont go alone. Its alright, we can trust Nayuta. Its okay if you leave! And now Rokukos 100% ensnared. How the heck But right now Im also acting as Rokukos guard. I cant leave Rokuko defenseless. Itd be nice if we could say that our employer can trust us Right now, were also adventurers that are employed by Owner. Itll be alright since were there, right? Employees and guards are different roles. Huhun, I understand that youre worried about your partner, but his it womens talk for women. Could you not show restraint? Well, in this case is T-thats! Un, Kehma, its alright. If you have to, call for Ichika okay? Oh well then. I called for Ichika and had her be Rokukos guard. Ichika, dont be cajoled by them alright? Goshujin-sama. Arent ya worryin too much? Its an order. Additionally, it looks like the magic tools Nayuta sold did pretty well. But what was that thing they sold to Rokuko only? She bought whatever it was in the end. It was three gold coins. Goshujin-sama. Make sure ya tell Rokuko-sama shes gotten prettier kay? Ah, it was a beauty product. Yep, got it. Footnotes: Read this for more information on chaff. Chapter 208 Introductions The Debt Hero Wataru arrived. As promised, I decided to introduce Nayuta to Wataru. I set it up with a casual setting. There werent any problems. P-pleased to meet you! M-my names Nayuta! Im Setsuna~ Nice to meet you both, Im Wataru Nishimi. The empires Hero. With that, Nayuta and Setsuna were sitting in front of Wataru at a table for four in the dining room. It wasnt meal time, so there werent any other guests there. Lets see, I heard a bit about you two from Kehma-san, but you two are from Wakoku, right? Y-yes. T-thats why, I want to ask Wataru-san, a hero, so many things! Umm, w-well pay for the information, so Its alright, dont worry about it. Instead, Id like to ask you a few things about Wakoku back. And Ill be getting information by attending them in thest seat. Information GET Well, its not like I have to be here either way. Im just here in the off chance the topic turns to me and they notice something. Thatd be serious. Wakuko has cherry blossoms, right? Yes, it does. There are trees that bloom with pink flowers in the spring. Ah, so they bloom in the spring after all. Then maybe itd be better to go in the spring well, I dont have enough leisure to put off my work like that until my debts paid off. Debt? Yeah, around two thousand gold coins Im paying it back in payments, yeah By the way, wed shoulder the loan if you became Wakokus Hero Im indebted to Haku-san even now, shes introducing me to so much work that earns me praises. Its true that Heroes possess such a strong sense of duty Nayuta sighed. I dont think Setsuna understood too well, but she was smiling. Hey hey, wanna have a mock fightter? Im suuuper interested in strong people. Haha,ter sure. By the way, what else is there in Wakoku? Umm, theres miso and soy sauce. It was a bit scary eating raw fish, but that sashimi was really good. Ooh As expected of Wakoku. Is there sake too? There isnt any ginjo, but theres shochuu. It cant be called Japanese sake since it doesnt use rice, but it could be called Wakoku sake ah, but I heard that rice was discovered recently. Thats why we came to the Raverio Empire, to investigate it. From the looks of it, growing it is easy enough, there just needs to be the rice itself to grow. [1] Eh? There wasnt any rice in Wakoku? Ah, crap. Come to think of it, I said there was, didnt I Hey, wasnt there something more important you wanted to ask the Hero From what we heard, our employers only gotten a hold of a very small amount of what was discovered in the Raverio Empire. Unfortunately, the Mikado was only presented a preprocessed versionah, the Mikado is the most important person in Wakoku, a descendants of the Hero that founded Wakoku. I tried to interrupt casually but failed. Nayuta isnt paying any attention to me at all, oi. Mikado I see, Mikado (Emperor), huh. So Wakoku was a country established by a Japanese so thats why its name is Wakoku And when the Mikado was shown the rice, it was unmistakably the real thing. Reproducing Japan is Wakokus number one goal. An edict to investigate the area that produced it and obtain seeds came out. Ah, thats a state secret. Haah, I get it. So, for that rice ah, is it alright for me to ask about it? Its supposed to be kept a secret but were currently seeking even a trickle of information about it, so spreading its alright. You sure about doing that with a national secret? I wanted to tilt my head. Then about that rice Hey, Wataru. Wouldnt that former hero that was able to build a country be a clue for your goal of returning to Japan? I promptly interrupted. By the way, there hasnt been any rice appearing in the set meals recently, not even for the A set meal. We still have a lot of the wheat we bought tost through the winter, so weve been using that. Thanks to that, it looks like Nayuta didnt realize that this inn used to have rice. She wouldve asked about it if she knew. Eh? Ah, Kehma-san didnt know? Hero summoning crosses through time. The Food God, Hero Ishidaka-san, was a person from about the same time period as me judging by the cuisine he poprized, so the flow of time heres different. [2] Eh, really? Feels like Im just now hearing about something really important. Rice is more important than that though, Kehma-san! It looks like theres no rice in Wakoku!? Hey Kehma-san, I need to talk to you about Alright, hold up. Sorry, but I need to borrow Wataru for a moment. Cmon. Eh, w-whats wrong, Kehma-san? I got out of my seat and pulled on Wataru. Ill pretend I didnt see Nayuta re at me like I got in her way. Keep quiet about you and I being the ones to bring rice to the empire, alright? Eh, but dont the people of Wakoku really want rice? Lets share. Stupid, thats exactly why. Thats why we can sell it for more. Supply and demand, its themon sense for a merchant. Ill add to your debt if I get a loss due to your careless remarks. Be prepared to pay a hundred gold a month until you die if you say anything yeah? Uuu, the heck man whys my weakness (money) being seized even though Im a Hero but then, Kehma-san, where did you get the rice? You think Id tell you with that loose mouth of yours? Hmm? Yeah, I understand. Ill keep quiet. I returned to my seat after finishing my talk with Wataru. Sitting here with him was the right choice after all. Even if youre looking for rice, I cant help at all. Maaan, sorry about that. Vige Chief-san? Just what did you I dont know what youre talking about. Now, didnt you have something you wanted to ask the Hero? Go ahead and ask. Ummm, well, excuse my discourtesy, but please take a look at this. With a nk, Nayuta put her handmade revolver on the table. I guess she didnt want to seem threatening like how it was against me since she knew he was a Japanese? Nn? It looks like a gun but what is this? Im trying to reproduce a weapon from the world of heroes. Id like to get your opinion on it. I see, so youre trying to reproduce guns. What for? My hobby! Your hobby Her hobby was a troublesome answer. So I decided to interrupt. By the way, Wataru. Concerning the gun, it appears that the only information written about them is their appearance and that they propel bullets through explosions. It seems that the means of the explosion itself isnt understood I wonder why the Hero from that time decided to leave out the rest of the data? Ahright, he was concerned about the existence of guns destroying the culture, so he only left information about how to defend against them without being able to make them!? Kuh, then considering that, I cant say anything further concerning guns! Sorry, Nayuta-san Ah, no, umm yeah, oi, Vige Chief-san? Could you please leave if youre just going to get in the way? This blonde dog eared girl just called me a hindrance. Im doing the introducing, what would you do if I werent here? Id be getting information from him now wouldnt I!? Wataru, could you use the backyard to have that mock fight with Setsuna? Hero-san, lets fight! Fight! When I brought up the matter of having that mock fight against Wataru as I ignored Nayuta, Setsuna took the bait as nned. Y-yeah. Its fine with me. I mean, I wasnt able to give much helpful information after all. Wataru answered while looking at Setsunas swaying breasts. But that girl, she doesnt just have a top part. She has a bottom thing too. I didnt say it though. You look like youre enjoying yourself, huh~? Nerune violently put her wooden cup down on the table. A little of the water in it spilled onto the tablee to think of it, today was Nerunes waitress shift, wasnt it? Eh, ah, no! Youre wrong, Nerune-san! Wrong about what~? Fufufu~, you dont need to worry about me though~? Are you mad? Youre mad at me arent you! Hero-sama~, do you like them big~? No, thats not it Huh? Nerunes reacting like shes jealous over something. When did you guys get into that kind of a rtionship? Nerune diverted her eyes for a moment. Following her gaze, Rei was over there with her thumb up in the air with a triumphant look. So that was it? Her mming the cup on the table a second ago was at Reis suggestion. A performance. Oi, Wataru. Even though you confessed to Rokuko, now youre making a move on our young miss? Thats some nerve you have there, oi. Eh, no, I was just a bit excited by our magic discussion, Im not guilty of anything yet Yet? Then you were nning on doing something in the future? Guest-saaan? Thats troubling, we arent that kind of inn though? T-t-t-t-thats not what I meant! Ive just been talking about magic with Nerune-san! Yeah, its nothing~. Im only interested in the magic Hero-sama knows~. No more, no less~ Ah, Nerunes true intentions. I can vaguely see them as the Dungeon Master, but thats her honest intentions. This girl is seriously only interested in magic. Shes not a monster called Apprentice Witch for nothing. And so after various things, it was decided that he would bring her some magic scrolls next time as a present. Well done. I held my thumb up towards Rei in praise. Footnotes: Ginjo-shu (|) (at least 40% of rice polished away; with or without alcohol added; if bottle isbeled Ginjo, it means distilled alcohol was added; ifbeled Junmai Ginjo, it means no alcohol added). Shch (?) is a Japanese distilled beverage less than 45% alcohol by volume. Shochuu is not a sake. Ginjo is. Return Note that Ishidaka was summoned a long while before Wataru. Also note that it seems that Keimas question hinted that the ancient hero managed to leave behind something that allowed his descendants to get info from Japan, thus why they were aware of modern Japanese culture, and that could be a clue to sending Wataru back. Chapter 209 Watarus Side of Things The mock fight ended in Watarusplete victory. Well, if you can get me out of this circle, itll be your win. If you win, Ill tell you something good in secret behind Kehma-sans back. Oi, Wataru? Ahaha, its alright. I wont lose. Having five matches, as he said, he never stepped out of the ring of approximately one meter in radius. In the first match, Setsuna got hit head-on and rolled backwards on the ground. In the second match, she was thrown high into the sky and got caught in a princess carry. In the third match, without even a slight movement, she was tripped up and was sent rolling away. In the fourth match, he easily avoided Setsunas fierce assault in the circle and ced his sword against her neck at some point. In the fifth match, he suddenly seized Setsunas head with his arm unable to move, she surrendered. It looks like the Hero got that strong in the four years of serious training he did. And hes still improving. I wondered if he might be a good reference for the golems, but theres no way. Their levels are just way too different. Ah, would Kehma-san like to have a mock fight as well? Haha, do you even think I could win? Youve gotten strong right? I can tell. How should I say this you have a something trying to hide about you! The heck do you mean something? At least say something with a feeling like atmosphere or aura. In truth, I have [Super Transformation Lv3] on me so I probably have gotten stronger as a hero, but as expected of Wataru to see through that. Ah, it might also be because of the clothes golems enhancement. Nkyuu! I want to see Vige Chief-san and Hero-sama fight! Right, Id like to see Vige Chief-san get kicked a few times. See? Setsuna-san and Nayuta-san said so too. We can even go with the same rules. Alright, then could I use a weapon? Sure, go for it. And so I went to prepare my weapon. I brought my futon. Laying out a cloth, I ced my futon on top of it. Um. Your weapon? Alright then, lets start this mock fight, shall we? Eh, the heck are you doing!? Hey! Dont worry. Well, good night then. Eh I crawled into my futon Yep, this mock fight has a fatal loophole. Theres no defeat conditions for me at all. In other words, I can go to sleep right next to Wataru, ignore him and even go back home. So long as I dont acknowledge my defeat, its not my defeat. Its alright. Feel free to let me know whenever you cant take it anymore and need to use the bathroom. But itll be your loss the moment you take a step out of that circle. You know what? Im good to keep this mock battle going till you starve. Its not a mock fight at this point! Aaah mou, I get it, rule change! Nn? Whatre you saying. The rules will stay. Whyre you trying to change them on your own? You epting your loss? Its my loss! Kehma-sans mean! With that, I won the mock battle against Wataru. But even though he admitted defeat, Wataru wasughing. Did he hit his funny bone or something? Vige Chief-san, I dont think thats what you shouldve done. My opinion of you has raised a little. Setsuna was obviously unsatisfied by it since she was expecting an intense fight, but it got surprisingly good results from Nayuta. I was probably raised from being scrap, though. Theres no way Id win against you if we went head on. Id be a joke. It really looked like you just intended on sleeping. Meying out my futon right in front of him was to get him to give up quickly. If I did it seriously, I wouldve went back to sleep and wait for you to leave the circle. I see so then could you start over and do the mock fight normally? Dont wanna. Im a mage in the first ce. Im not recognized much as one since I dont use magic in front of people though. I dont even go out in public much after all. Then how about you attack with magic? I wont attack back. If you can put me out of the ring in a minute, itll be your win. How about it? Refused. Ill be taking my win and leaving. Wataru persistently tried to change the rules, by magic is a mages trump card. Its not like Id easily expose my hand to adventurers who arent even my party members. And even if I used [Create Golem] to flip him over like I did with Misha, Wataru could just take advantage of the rules that allowed him to move within the circle and trample the golem. Rather, this Hero can he fly? Eh? Arent we bonding? I want us to get closer, thats why Im reducing my debt. Then how about I double the debt amount as interest? Maybe I will. I mean, that way, our rtionship will double. Sorry, please spare me from that Wataru bowed spontaneously. It was mostly a joke to start with, so lets forgive him. Seeing us talk to each other like that, Nayuta was frowning like shed eaten something bitter. Even though Heroes are existences that should inspire fear and awe no, maybe this Hero-sama is a special case? Or perhaps Vige Chief-san is.. un, Vige Chief-san is suspicious. Setting everything else aside, Vige Chief-san is beyond suspicious. Hey, thats not something you should say right in front of someone. Its alright. Im saying it so that youll hear it. Tentatively, Im the most famous person in the vige. The vige chief. Youre a figurehead, right? I know Rokuko-samas background. As well as how Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma-san handles everything himself. Rokukos background as a Dungeon Core? No, its gotta be about her being the empires heads (Haku-sans) little sister. So Rokuko is the most famous person in the vige. I see. Id heard that beastkin were fussy about pecking order, but its like that? Im at a pretty low spot in Nayutas mind? So thats why shes been talking to me with that sort of attitude. She reported that I was strong to the point of being a good match against Setsuna, so although I shouldve beenwhat was it, [Promising]? Well, although I should be that, what kind of evaluation criteria did Nayuta have for me to be so low in her books? Maybe its more about ingenuity than battle prowess? Maybe its because it looks like I just sleep everyday and eat delicious food without doing anything? I even recently refused Gozohs invitation for preparing for an emergency after all. I was sleeping though. [1] Well, I decided to leave Nayuta alone and ask Wataru something. By the way, Wataru. Why Nerune? You could get anyone you want as a Hero. Thats just it. Im a Hero. Women either draw close to me because of my title or stay away like Im some monster. Then it turns into stuff like marriage fraud by some countrys spy Wataru had a distant look to him. Heroes have it pretty tough, huh. As he said the word spy, Setsunas tail twitched. Anyone other than me wouldve missed it. And with her having Wakokus confidential information so its like that? Looks like her identity suddenly offered itself up on a silver tter. Hmm? But thinking about it more, didnt she practically say she was a spy? She even said that her employer was Wakokus Daimyo. Is it alright for her to actually say that? On that point, this inn is nice! Im not treated any differently and itsfortable like when I was in Japan! Kehma-san even looks Japanese-ish, so I practically want to just live here. What, youre an M? [2] Im not! But you, Rokuko-sama and Nerune-san all just talk to me, not caring about my title Y-yeah. Seeing his lonely expression, its pretty hard for me to say anything in response. This guy so he had a lonely attribute to him? Maybe I should go a bit easier on him Also, Kehma-sans the first person to beat me in a mock fight since I debuted as a hero! Oi cut it out. Dont go off saying that I beat a Hero or anything. I knew youd find it troublesome, Kehma-san, thats just like you. I wont say anything. Ah, but in exchange, about my debt I wont be reducing it at all. Thats thepensation for wagering Kuro. I understand. I will pay it off with everything I have. Right then, he bowed and gave a true apology. It might be a bitte to think about it, but he even sent his dignity as a Hero to the wind, huh. Or did he not have it from the start? Footnotes: I dont recall ever seeing that invitation something off screen perhaps?Return M -> Masochist Return Chapter 210 Rice Wataru wanted to somehow give Nayuta and Setsuna some rice, so I decided to cooperate just a bit. Oi Wataru, a little help here? Ah,ing. I had Wataru bring a bag filled with husked rice out from the warehouse into the kitchen. And then Kinue-san turned them into rice balls. Then, I We made rice balls out of some rice Wataru brought, want to eat them? Well just treat it as part of your free meals, so go ahead. With that, I gave them to Nayuta and Setsuna. They looked like something surprised them, but I didnt lie. Wataru was also surprised by seeing them. Why? Wow, this is the legendary rice that everyone in Wakoku has only ever heard in legends. The ultimate item, onigiri! Is it alright for us to eat them? They would sell for a high price if we brought them back to Wakoku. No, theyll go bad on the way there ah, maybe they have [Storage]? Om, nom un, its delicious, but its not that good. Maybe genuine Wakokuans would have a different impression of it? Id expect nothing less of something that has been passed down by Hero-samas If you want, why not buy a bag of rice? A hundred gold should be enough. How much is a bag? This much. I held up the bag. A single bag is ten kilograms. I tried out overcharging them by asking for a hundred gold (equivalent to around a hundred million yen), but will they buy it? A hundred gold coins thats expensive for a single bag Hero-sama, by the way, how much are these wholesale? U-umm one bag is ten gold coins. Asked for the wholesale price, Wataru answered with the price he pays. Incidentally, this guys buying a bag of this every month despite having a debt. He seems to be halving it with Haku-san though. Such a markup. Oi oi, the number of people that can buy this is limited, you know? Also, resale isnt allowed. Wanting to sell it out of the country is a ridiculous thought. You cant miss this chance to get it yeah? Twenty gold. Out of the question. A hundred and ten. It went up!? It goes up with my mood, didnt you know that? I gotta make a profit. Theres no other suppliers, so I can be as bullish as I need in negotiating. To say it another way, I dont really mind not selling it. Its not like itll rot and its not taking up storage space. DP is super convenient. Well, its not like I have to sell it. Well, guess you dont want it. W-wait! Th-thirty gold! Nayuta called out when I started putting away the bag of rice. However, I still havent raised the price enough. Ill assume this talk never happened. Forty coins, t-thats my maximum could I talk to my boss? Immediate cash is impossible. Well, sure. Ill give you it ahead of time. Ill set the preferred price as forty gold coins as a minimum The talk will go faster with the actual thing yeah? Ill send them a bag a month from now on ording to how much they pay alright? Tell them to think over it carefully. With that, I handed the bag of rice to Nayuta it was heavy, so Setsuna picked it up. Dont you think that well run away with it? Its alright. Ill just add a hundred gold coins to Watarus debt if that happens. Sound good, Wataru? H-hey, Kehma-san, could youe here for a sec? Wataru called me over, so I followed him. Whyre you wanting to increase my debt!? The whole thing about giving rice to Wakoku was brought up by you after all. Go ahead and be the guarantor as well. Ah, if you dont want to, I dont mind not giving them even a single grain of rice. That ways easier for me. Moreover, theres no problem even if they escape. Understood. I can get a hundred gold in a month they definitely wont run away though! How very Hero-like of him, being able to get a hundred gold in a month. Why do you trust those two so much even though you just met them for the first time today? Well, its cheap considering the fee for information about Wakoku. If everything works out, itll have been free. I dont know if theyre genuine or not, but they did show me their passports and identification. I see, so he thought about that too? By the way, their passports werecquered ck with Wakokus golden crest on it. Its rtively extravagant. With that, our discussion ended so we headed back. Ill be adding a hundred gold coins to Watarus debt if you run away. Make sure to pay if you do not want to lose the Heros faith in you. Definitely! Please Nayuta-san, make sure not to run away with it, alright? Ah, un understood. I cant betray Hero-samas faith. Incidentally, one bag of rice is 50 DP. Ive gotten used to overcharging recently, havent I? Well, if youre able to find a direct route rather than procuring it through the empire, you can end the deal right then. How gracious. Hmph, well find it right away. There has to be a route that they use to get it in the first ce. Be that as it may, itsing from right here. If youre able to find somewhere other than here, Id love to hear where it is. * Done with introducing the three of them, I went back to my room as the vige chief. Wataru wont go off bbing his mouth after I said that much stuff to him, and more importantly, Nerunes monitoring him. And now we have another source of easy money. Youre so good at making money, Kehma. Reliable! And for some reason, Rokuko dropped by. The timing was so good that it felt like she was watching me through the monitor the whole time, but I didnt say anything in particr about it. But still, those sisters, they were Wakoku spies? They werent exactly trying to hide it, so maybe theyre ninjas. Ninja? Is that the name of some secret service? Well, thats a possibility too. Its the name of an upation associated with the Mikado and Daimyo of Japan. I just gave her a simple exnation of it for now. I said that they were shadows specializing in intelligence gathering and craftiness. Ninjas! Shuriken, caltrops, smoke bombs ninjutsu! By the way, theres shinobi too. Theyre much more pragmatic. Ah, thats okay. Whats okay? Haah, but thats a bit refreshing. Those sisters are actually ninjas that aside, theyre Wakokus spies. In that case, we dont need to fire them then! Well, handling them will be easy enough if theyre gathering information that openly and we can even exchange rice with them. But theres still an important point remaining. The hermaphroditism? Its not a problem if she was just born with that body. Rather whyd you say that? Theres something more important. Well, Kehmas been watching them for a while now, so I was wondering if you had a preference for it or something. I wouldnt lose in terms of boobs, but I dont have anything down here would it be better if I grew one too? You absolutely shouldnt. Its not like I could even if you wanted me to, its not like Im Kehma. Like I could do something like that. ah, I do have [Super Transformation] huh. Yep. Theres a restriction that the thing I want has to exist though. Ah, we went off topic. So whats the important thing? DP, her DP. The elder sisters daily DP is 0, remember? Ah, that was a thing, huh! Right. The mystery of why Setsunas daily DP was 0 still remained. And yet Rokuko forgot such an important matter. Maybe its a reaction from her doing her best recently? Thats relieving. Chapter 211 Teach Me Ontentoo-senpai I cant investigate anymore on my own. Its not exactly like I could ask Setsuna why shes not worth any DP either. So what should I do? Haah, so someone like that came eh? Yeah. You dont find it strange, Ontentoo? Answer: Ask a guide. Thats why I decided to ask the Stupimander (Stupid Smander), Ontentoo. Itd be easy to pay him back even if I owed him a favor. Neighbors are supposed to help each other out. It feels like its been a one-sided rtionship so far though. Theres nothin strange about it. Kehma, youre 0 DP too yeah? No no, this persons an adventurer you know? Haaah? Kehma, youre a human adventurer too arent ye? Im a Dungeon Master, its different. Then isnt that girl a Dungeon Master too? Hmm, thats a good idea. Theres a possibility thats the case, but theres other things I want to check first. Have you ever seen someone other than a Dungeon Master or a Dungeon Core being worth 0 DP? I thought you might know something since youve been doing this for a while. Ah.. sorry, this is the first time Ive seen this daily DP thing. Between you and me, most of our stuffes from Tsuia Mountains Earth Vein. I dont care much about intruder DP. I can tell about how strong they are though. Woah. Me knowing more than Ontentoo was outside of my expectations. Well, theres a good chance that girls someone rted to a dungeon. That said, there shouldnt be some dog rabbit beastkin mix in the Dungeon Cores, maybe its shes a Master? Ah. Ontentoo stopped like he just remembered something and scratched his face with his foreleg. What? Dont worry, just say it. Nah, its just something 5-sama said a while back. Ye know about Core 4? I saw Core 5 and Core 6 the other day, but I havent seen Core 4. The heckve ye been doing? Ah, right. 695 got into some dispute. We even got some family name did ye win? So that got conveyed to the Dungeon Cores that were unrted to the Dungeon Battle as well, huh? I took a second thinking about how to answer him, but decided to just say it since its not like I really need to hide it. Yeah, we won. Kukuku, that so? As expected of someone who beat me. Setting aside the brats under 5-samasmand, ye even beat Core 6 and 666 eh? Good, good. Ontentoos lizard face warped into a smile. So Ontentoo calls the trivial trio brats? By the way, the family name was my suggestion. Ye did eh? With that, it makes my name Ontentoo Labriheart? Cool yeah? His fire-d lizard tail struck the ground in what looked like delight. Sorry, I shouldve thought up a betterst name. Right now its just giving off a lovely feeling when added to Ontentoo. [1] More importantly, whats this about Core 4? Ah, Core 4 is well, that guys called Chaos. Chaos whys that? Who knows? However, doesnt being a mix breed match chaos? Ontentoo, have you seen Core 4? No never have. That one doesnt go to the Dungeon Core Assembly at least not since Ive been born and thats been what, four, five hundred years? Ontentoo, youre so unsure of your age that you dont even remember if youre in your four hundreds or five hundreds? The Smanders paired up with a Dragon, so maybe his sense of times already gone fuzzy? Core 4s rank is low for one with a single digit, rather, its beyond low considering the other single digits. Bratsll ask about him when they pop up but no one pays much attention him at this point, same with me. I see. By the way, do you happen to know what a thing called a Toy is? Toy? No clue. This guys useless. Well, setting that aside, I beckoned Ontentoo over. Ontentoo bent forward and brought his earwell, the part of his head he hears fromand leaned over the table. I didnt really need to do it like this since were the only two in the room, but it sets up the mood just right. Would you like to help me with a bit of an experiment? Sounds interesting? I dont mind, but yeve gotta share the results yeah? Obviously. Youre a big help, Neighbor-san. If youre lying, Ill have youeh, whats the thing for times like thateat a thousand needles? The punishment that was introduced by Gods Vanguards was [Eat A Thousand Needles]. It might be different for Smanders and Dragons since you guys can eat swords and iron, but normal humans would just die. In other words, it means theyre putting their life on the line. Seriously? Humans are hardcore. But theres a loophole for that punishment. For example, theres a fish called porcupinefish that [2] While having a brief chat about Gods Vanguards and deepening our rtionship, we performed an experiment. I dont want to bite into a porcupinefish either and its not like I want to hide the results, so Ill just tell them to him. As a result of the experiment in the Rokuko-made Feni garden area that had a door to [Fire Cavern], normal dungeon monsters were found to be worth a very small amount of DP. For monsters with the authority to use the menu, it became 0 DP. So I guess thats why Chloe was 0 DP? Heeh. So that happens when ye make them able to use the menu eh? Thats enough, [Burning Fire]. When Ontentoo said that, the fire spirit exhaled a puff of fire and returned. By the way, its name, [Burning Fire], appears to mean burning fire in Draconic. Im hearing it like that because of Trantion Function-san, so Redras probably the one that named it. It really does give the feeling of a plume of fire soaring into the sky though Does that mean there kinds of fire that dont burn for Dragons? That guys a cheap and easy-to-use guy for our dungeon. Really its a bit hot for our dungeon. Might be good to put in Fenis area though. When I looked at the catalog, I saw [Fire Spirit: 400,000 DP]. Expensive. Aah? Ah, its about 200,000 for us. Im a Smander after all. Now that you mention it, there was that, huh. Or maybe it has something to do with them owning the majority of Tsuia Mountain? Either way, the core, Ontentoo, is a Smander, and his master, Redra, is a Red Dragon. Moreover, their dungeons located in a volcano, so its obvious that theyd be extremely specialized in fire. Its natural that a Fire Spirit would be cheaper for them. Couldnt you change your monsters to not have menu ess to earn DP? Thatd be no good. Even if that Fire Spirit from a bit ago didnt have menu ess, itd just be 20 DP a day yeah? The efficiency loss isnt worth it. Yeah. Another thing I was thinking about was sending monsters to other ces. With this, thats one thing figured out. Its easy for monsters sent from one dungeon to another to be exposed. All the more if they have ess to the menu since theyll be worth 0 DP. Setsunas true identity is some dungeons monster that has ess to the menu, huh? At any rate, I now know the conditions for being worth 0 DP without being a core or master. Should I try out getting them to a ce with a Dummy Core using a pitfall trap or something? Footnotes: Lovely is a pun on the beginning of Labriheart. Laburi -> Lovely. Return Note that porcupinefish = thousand needles in Japanese. Return Chapter 212 The Invitation And so I decided to try guiding Setsuna to a Dummy Core with a pitfall trap or something. As for the elder sister, Nayuta, hmm, I want to separate them first. What to do, what to do By the way, concerning the rice I sold to Nayuta, an envoy came from a Wakokuanpany thats in Paveura. He made a down payment of forty gold coins and took the bag. Its definite that they wont be running away. When I told that to Wataru, he just said, Yeah, I knew they wouldnt run, even though his expression looked like he was relieved. Anyone couldve noticed that. By the way, Wataru. How long are you going to be staying here? You usually head back after two or three days. Ah, Haku-san gave me a bit of a longer holiday than usual since I was so busyst month. Ill be here for a bit longer, alright? Now that he mentions it, his schedule was packed to the brink during the Dungeon Battle. Its a rare chance, so I guess Ill have him help me out. Setsuna and Nayuta would probably want to go together with Wataru if he invited them to go into the dungeon. In that case, could you bring those sisters into the dungeon? You see, quite a bit of stuffing from this dungeon is stuff from Japan, so youd be able to give them more details on it all, yeah? Thats true, but you could do it as well since youre also a hero Oi oi, are you dreaming there Wataru? I havent said anything like me being a hero. My parents are Japanese though. I-believe-you. He answered in monotone. This guy sees me 100% as a Hero, doesnt he? But I did imply that I had a super skill before, so that might be why. Lets give removing that misunderstanding a shot. Come to think of it, Heroes get skills that are way more amazing than normal ones right? Eh? Yeah. Doesnt Kehma-san have a skill like that too? A cool one with restrictions so that you can only use it in order to protect yourrades. [1] Ah, that was a lie. It was the first time Id met a Hero that isnt one of my parents so I wanted to try bluffing. Its a bitte for me to say it, but I dont have a skill like that. Eh i-is that so? Wataru was clearly shaken. By the way, note that I said a Hero that isnt one of my parents. I didnt say that my parents were Heroes. I also dont have a skill that can only be used to protect myrades, so none of it was a lie. Look at how honest I am! It was just a simple trick. If you knew what the trick was, youd beughing alot more right now than back in that mock fight. Why are you telling me that now? Theres no reason to keep up the act anymore, its not like youre going to skip out on your debt yeah? Mumumu youre right. I willpensate you for wagering yourrades, Kehma-san. Wataru shrugged his shoulders and agreed. Seriously, this guys too honest. By the way, could you tell me the trick? What foolishness are you saying? Thats my livelihood. Whod tell you that? Yeah By the way, my [Super Luck] went up to Lv 2, so I could probably even do something like rolling three sixes with three dice. And Ive been winning every time at that rat race, so Ichika-san banished me from the game room in tears. Oh, dont go and spin the slots in the bar then, Hero. You wouldnt want to go and ruin this viges market. Yeah~. Well, my earnings from that was reduced by buying pudding though. His [Super Luck] became Lv 2 huh. In other words, Haku-san had him capture a dungeon somewhere. Rather, Watarus bbing on way too much about his skill. Its convenient for me though. Ah, lets bring the topic back to Wataru taking those sisters into the dungeon. Its just that although theyll go because of Wataru, Watarus going to be a hindrance. I have something just for that. Ah, right. Id like you to bring Nerune along with the sisters. Nerune-san? Ill have him bring Nerune along in order to guide them all and keep Wataru from saying anything unnecessary. Two birds, one stone. Delicious. Yeah. In truth, a new facility was discovered recently. Nerunes been wanting to check it out. A new facility? Its some small room that can give you an item if you stay in it for twelve hours. It looks like it usually just gives money, but if youre lucky, you could even get a magic sword at no risk to yourself. Heeh. [If youre lucky], you say? Yeah. [If youre lucky]. Want to give it a shot? As the holder of [Super Luck], Watarus peerless as far as luck is concerned. Were actually the ones deciding whates out, but its a good way of saying it to entice Wataru. I was thinking about taking Nerune there myself, but now youre here. In other words, youre wanting me, a hero, to do it? Im expensive, you know. What, you want to be alone with the two girls somewhere without Nerune? Please stop Ill guarantee Nerune-sans safety with my name as a Hero. Its easy to see he likes her. Huh? Was Nerune-san an adventurer? Whatre you on about? Theres a dungeon right here next to us. Theres even a branch of the Adventurer Guild right in front of it. Its super convenient for people who want to be adventurers, even low ranked ones. Shes E-Rank though. Kehma-san, please tell me that it was so that she could dive into dungeons together with me. Well, youre not wrong. Yahooo! By the way, all three of the girls are E-Rank. I forcibly raised their sessfulmission count by making them work at the inn through the guild. I even fixed it so that their battle tests used our golems. Now then, if Nerune does it right, the only person to make it to the Dummy Core will be Setsuna. Ill need to remodel that facility a bit beforehand. There are people there so I cant do much though~ * With that, Wataru went to dive into the dungeon with the other three on the next day. This ce was practically Nerunes home and Setsuna and Nayuta were ustomed to being adventurers, so there werent any problems at all. Really~, we can rx since were with the hero~, right~? Ahahaha! Leave it to me, Nerune-san! Ah, theres a trap right there, watch your step. Eh~? Woah! Ah, huu it was just a stone arrow huh? Its her home, but Nerune still walked into the trap. Shes alright since Wataru protected her though. Nerune, youre acting, right? You didnt seriously get caught by it, right? And it looked like Wataru got hit in a spot on his upper arm that doesnt have any armor on it whys he unhurt? It was a stone arrow meant for beginners though. The arrow didnt do anything to Hero-sama Ha ha ha! Even if I look like this, Ive been training! I received a certificate from Haku-sama saying that Im at a level beyond human! Amazing! Could I try stabbing you with a knife? Please dont. Itll bring up memories of me being stabbed for training Yep, hes not human anymore. Oh~? Its Goblin-san~. Ahaha~ A Goblin appeared, huhwait, whys it casually waving back at you!? Right, Nerune-san. Goblins turn into fertilizer through alchemy. Its body is still plenty good as fertilizer without being processed though. Is that so, Nayuta-san~? Hoeh~, you learn something new every day~ Ah, it ran away~ W-well, lets ignore the Goblin. Shall we move on? With various things happening, they made it through thebyrinth safely and reached their destination. Footnotes: Kehma says he has a skill stronger than Watarus super skill back in chapter 100. Chapter 213 Introductions Led by Hero Wataru, the group made its way to the corner of the former riddle area, a ce called the [Avarice Lodge]. Huh, theres a shop in a ce like this? Oh? Preserved food and rental books? Heeh. Its pretty expensive, but its nice to have. Although there was a room with the main cubicles lined up, there was a ce in front of it inside the range of the safety zone for people to shop. I cant even think of this ce as a dungeon with this shop here. Wataru spoke with a wry smile. The Dyne Firm, well, our viges ministry of finance put a serious shop here when I was talking with them about something that reminded me of those cafes that let you rent manga while youre there. I was the one talking about it, but it surprised even me. I wondered how theyd make a profit from consumers with something that shouldnt exist like that, but it appears they make a profit by only keeping the store open for a short window of time. It goes by following the idea that its main consumers will match their timing up with it. So you have to pay in advance or show your Adventurer Guild Card to rent a book, huh. You cant skip your bill that way. They have hard bread and jerky havent seen this kind of bread recently, huh Nayuta and Setsuna paid for books and food respectively. There were both textbooks and storybooks there to rent, but it looks like Nayuta went with renting a storybook. This has got to be the weird facility that was discovered recently~ Nerune already knew about the facility, but only from the management side of it. This was the first time shed gone the normal way. We were going with her really wanting be brought there to see it, so she was looking at the small rooms like they were super interesting to her. Well, lets give them a go. Twelve hours is a bit long, though. Maybe itll be easier to kill time if we split into pairs? Nayuta responded to Watarus statement with an extremely proper idea. After all, spending twelve hours alone is quite a long time. Please wait~. Our time is limited~, so wouldnt it be better to get more chances in one try~? Theres enough rooms for it~ Y-yeah. Itd be bad for me to make a pair among those here wouldnt it! Right. Lets go with one person per room then. Thanks to Nerunes intervention, we seeded in safely breaking everyone up. Now were done with the first step. I borrowed some futons from Kehma-san, please use them. Oh? How thoughtful. Okay~, lets meet again in twelve hours~ The four each entered a stall after Wataruid out a futon in each of them. With the hoursses turned upside down, the twelve-hour timer began. * Only a single hour had passed, but Setsuna was already getting bored. Giving up, she decided to try and get into her futon and sleep, but it didnt look like she was tired. Is it about time? I called Rokuko over. She joined me in the Master Room within three seconds of me calling her. The true identity of those sisters will finally be revealed! Maybe. Manipting the Golem, I prepared a letter from the backside of the room Setsuna was waiting in. The timer was still going, but I dropped the letter down into the ce that the itemse out from. I hadnt put the letter into an envelope and just folded it twice, but it still rang out as it hit the bottom. It looked like Setsuna, who didnt know what to do with her spare time, noticed it. [Nn? It hasnt been twelve hours yet has it?] Setsuna reached out for the letter timidly. The letter was written in a very official manner, reading: [If you wish to have a conversation, please press against the wall beneath the hourss.] Looking like shed figured it out with that, Setsuna didnt looked worried in the least and pressed against the wall. The wall shifted backward. Once it had moved around twenty centimeters back, it started sliding sideways. The wall with the hourss on it was a Golem, so it could move on its own. The gimmick was just so that I could operate it from here and see Setsunas reaction. The other side of the wall had a passage, followed by a stairway after a little while. It was originally a passage meant for employee-use only, but I redecorated it a bit for appearances. [I guess it wants me to advance?] She advanced slowly. Then, Setsuna arrived in the small room that Id ran the Golem back to wait on standby in. Its the Messenger Golem with the ability to talk that Id made a while back. I put it there to stop her in the off chance she went to destroy the Dummy Core. [A Golem?] Setsuna tilted her head upon seeing the golem sitting with its back against the wall. Activating the golem, I used it to talk to her. Yo. Nice to meet ya, howre you? Hearing the thick voice that sounded like it had been run through a voice changer, Setsuna reacted with a start. [The Golem talked!?] Hahaha, whats so weird? You came to talk yeah? Wouldnt it be impossible if I couldnt talk? [Ah, un I guess?] Setsuna nodded in doubt. She was wary, but it looked like she did intend to have a talk with me. [What are you?] Id like to check with you first, what do you think I am? [ A Golem?] Its as you see, but is that all? [Umm a dungeon monster?] Thats also correct is that all? When I emphasized thatst part, Setsuna thought for a moment before speaking like she was having to squeeze her voice out. [ Are youa Dungeon Core?] Well, its that kind of feeling. It looks like Setsuna concluded that the Golem was a Dungeon Core. Cores and bosses being one-in-the-same is amonly known fact, so I still cant make a judgement on her identity nn? Werent they called dungeon bosses? I could narrow it down further if shed said Dungeon Master, but yeah, this is taking too long. Ill try asking her myself. Please, call me Euma. So, what are you? [Im Setsuna. Just an ordinary adventurer~!] Lets try asking againwhat are you? [Asking again? A Wakoku spy!] Thats not all, is it? [Thats right, Im actually! A certain Dungeon Cores child!!] Setsuna dered it with an unnecessary pause. Ah, so she was connected to a dungeon after allwait, did she just say child? Oi hold up, Dungeon Cores can reproduce? I looked toward Rokuko. Realizing my thoughts, Rokuko blushed and started banging her hands against me. Judging by her reaction she can? Or not? Which is it? I take it Haku-san knows? Yep, cant ask her. Shed kill me. Shed said that the Emperor had the founders bloodline, but I dont know if that meant Haku-sans bloodline since she didnt say. Alright, lets ask clearly. Can Dungeon Cores have children? Ummm, was that a metaphor? [It was literally.] While were on the subject, whats the cores name? [ Ummm, Core 410I think thats how you all say it? Hes my papa!] A number I dont know. Id thought that she was definitely involved with Core 4, but I just heard it from Ontentoo. I guess the timing was just too good. Incidentally, she said that she had a different father than Nayuta, but Im convinced this is the reason shes worth 0 DP. Rokuko, do you know about Core 410? Nn~ nope, sorry! Yeah theres not even much known about the famous cores. It was clumsy, but the self-introduction ended like that. I already learned the gist of what I was wondering though. Ah, I still havent asked what her goal is. Well, shes talking with me like this, so although I dont think its going to be a violent goallets try asking bluntly. Chapter 214 Question Time Now then, guess Ill try asking Setsuna what her goal is directly. Let me ask this first. Whats your goal? I dont want you to do something violent here, could you pardon me if Im your enemy? I said it at the start, but this is practically all of what I want to know left. [I dont want to be hostile either. Theres something Im looking for, so Im gathering information, I guess? Well, as an adventurer, Im going to be hunting a few monsters, so sorry?] Setsuna apologized and pped her hands together. Her breasts shook a bit. And now Rokukos kicking me lightly. Why? Its natural for adventurers to hunt monsters, so theres no problems with her hunting monsters as an adventurer ah, the Goblins? Is it because shed be hunting Goblins? Seriously, Rokukos hopeless when ites to her Goblin fetish. She can endure somewhat, but Id like it if she could keep her Goblin preferences under check even with them being hunted. Still though, information, is it? Shes still being a bit vague. The contents of that information might a hostility. I dont mind, I assumed that So, you want information? Sure, if I know it and you pay, Ill answer. [Pay? No way, with my body!?] Whatre you saying to a Golem? Or were you meaning working as a boss at this dungeon? [I mean, dont dungeons eat corpses? If you told me to chop off my arm or something, I dont think Id want to] Ah, dont worry about that. Moneys fine, so are items. Im even good with information. [Thats pretty normal] You would prefer a non-normal exchange? Then Ill also ept a leg. [No, normal is good~, Im great with normal~!] Setsuna hurriedly agreed to negotiation. And I got pinched by Rokuko. What? Even for me, taking a leg would be too extreme, I wouldnt want it. [Come to think of it, you didnt call mypanions? Or did you call them to a different room?] To answer that question ah, whatever. Ill make this one a freebie since you told me so much in your introduction. The others are still in those stalls. [ Not as hostages, right?] Who knows? Ill answer that question for a copper coin as payment. I dont mind if you suggest a payment yourself either. Setsuna presented the copper coin. Theyre not really hostages. That rooms a safety zone to start with so theres nothing I could do to them anyway. [Thats great.] Now that the tutorials out of the way, lets move on with it. Setsuna nodded. Well then, lets hear her questions. [The first thing I want to know is about the ck wolf. Could you tell me if you know anything about it?] The ck wolf? Thats too vague, I dont know what to talk about. Could you be a bit more specific? [Nnn, then the ck wolf that was staying in this dungeon for a whiledo you know about it?] I do. For that information, hmm Im also wanting to collect information for the payment, but I cant really think of anything I want to ask. If you tell me [where Core 410 is], Ill tell you some of what I know. [Where papa is? Nnn, alright. You know the ship that leaves for Wakoku from Pavuera? Theres an ind on the way there. I think it was called Bania Ind?] Bania Ind. Lets remember that. Ill tell you what I know then. That thing was named [Rin]. He spent the whole winter snug in this dungeon. That spot you guys were at used to be a riddle area, but it got destroyed by it. I left it alone because fixing it was troublesome It left once spring came. [I see it does have the same name as what were chasing.] If you want to hear a more detailed ount, could you tell me why youre chasing Rin? [Hmm. Its grandmas pet. It ran away, so were chasing after it?] Dungeon Cores dont have grandmas though if there were something, itd be a grandpa, [Father] Ah, she could be like an old neighborhooddy couldnt she? Lets confirm. That grandma you mentioned, who is she? Your actual grandmother? [Un, my grandma. Mamas mama.] So in other words, its alright to send you the bill for the damages to the dungeon? [Send that to straight to grandma please you dont inherit debts, after all.] Then where is this grandma of yours? Id like to send her the bill. [If I knew that, one of our journeys goals would be done with. Haah] Setsuna sighed. Now I want to know just who that grandma is. [So, the rest of the information about Rin?] Ah its not to the point of being its weakness, but salt was effective against it. It seemed to hate it. Its favorite food was the white tes that can be found in this dungeon. While on the subject, it didnt die even after having a hole punched through it. I believe that its actually a slime. Since you said its a pet, the owner might have more information. [W-woah that info was more intense than expected. It was raised by grandma after all] Well, its good you got what you wanted. So, your grandma, you didnt say anything about her. [ Nnn~, its a secret. Id have to exchange it with some pretty huge information to tell you.] Ah, so it finally happened. She gets how this works now eh? That so? Well then, ask your next question. [Hmm~. Guess its time to ask. Do you know anything about rice?] Rice? Yeah, Ill tell you if you tell me about your grandma. [Ah, pass. I dont care that much about the rice.] Oh? Unfortunate. Even though I was thinking about giving her a seed. Just one though. Anything else? [Nnn, ah. That ck haired dog ear girl living outside the dungeon, you know her?] Meat huh. She called her Toy or something. I know of her. What about her? [Is that child connected with the dungeon somehow?] Youll have to pay five copper coins for my response. Setsuna quickly held out five copper coins, so I epted them. Hmm. I cant answer that. [Ehbut I just paid the five copper!?] That was the price for the knowledge that I couldnt answer. Thats why it was so cheap, no need to shout. I mean, what kind of connection are you talking about to start with? You could even say that adventurers hunting monsters is a kind of connection. [ How should I say this was she given a special power or something?] Ah, thats included in the stuff that I cant answer. If theres some circumstances, maybe try asking another way? [Muu. It feels like youre the one getting information.] Its not like I could tell you something without knowing that you want it. Right, if its about that dog eared girl, she likes that man thats always near her a lot. Is that information what you wanted? Its inconsequential right? [ Ooh.] Whyd she bite at that? Does she like romance stories? Even Rokuko sunk her teeth into it. Wh at? Meat likes Kehma? Oi, Rokuko. Thats a surprise? Kehma likes me the most though, right? Ah, yeah. Youre number one. You even have that ring yeah? Its all good then! I dont really get it, but I guess its alright. Chapter 215 Question Time 2 Setting Rokuko aside, lets keep asking Setsuna questions. What type of core is Core 410? Beastkin-type? [I dont really know. He mightve been a rabbit?] Setsunas animal ears that looked like neither a rabbits nor a dogs moved. Which reminds me, her younger sister, Nayuta, had a different father. Their family is beyondplicated, or maybe thats just how it is for beastkin? If thats the default, then its not like I cant understand the feelings of those guys preaching their human supremacy doctrine either. I see, so your mother is a dog-type? Does that ck dog eared person have any rtion to that? [Mmm, Ill tell you the answer if you tell me about rice.] Sure. You can obtain it in a certain part of this dungeon. The locations a secret. I decided to just answer her with inconsequential information. Thats not a lie either since Setsuna can obtain it by buying it at the inn. [So this dungeon is where the ricees from no way, Hero-sama came to this dungeon to get rice?] So, the dog eared person? [Why do you even care? Isnt she just a normal adventurer as far as the dungeons concerned?] Shes a regr here. Shes weaker than a Hero, but shes strong for her size. Im a little concerned about it. [Hmm] Did that convince her? Setsuna stroked one of her ears. [I have a younger sister, Nayuta.] That blonde dog eared person that came in with you? I heard you guys say something like that when you dove into the dungeon. [ Un. Well, I have other dog-eared family members than Nayuta too. Grandma took them away though.] That grandma again? Aggressive, isnt she? And that ck dog eared person is? [Theres a possibility, I guess?] Then Toy was a family name? Also looks like a different father. Do you have any way to to tell? [A genuine Toy would know about a certain thing but I dont know since she her memory was erased.] Wouldnt you be able to tell if she was your younger sister to start with? [I think Id be able to tell by smelling her scent, but Im not sure if I could if grandma messed with her. If I sniffed her all over andpared her to Nayuta for an hour] I see, thatd be troublesome. Something like that wouldnt even be possible without some kind of other confirmation though. But Id know why Meats so strong if she was a Toy. It might not be a bad idea to try out lending her as a hug pillow for a night for confirmation. Your grandma, seriously, who is she? What kind of information do you want for that? [ Mmm, information on where grandma is?] I dont even know who your grandma is, how would I have information on where she is? At least tell me her name. [ Her name is Leona. As for her age I dont know it. She looks about the same age as me though.] An immortal-type? Seriously, what the heck is this grandma Shes not human right? [Shes a dangerous person with ck hair and red eyes. She doesnt have animal ears though.] ck hair and red eyes, huh? What race is she? [ I dont really know, but its one with no honor. A Subus or something?] [1] For a few moments there I was thinking she mightve been a Hero, but a Hero wouldnt have red eyes right? Rokuko, do Subi normally have ck hair and red eyes? The only Subus Ive seen is Chloe, but shes blonde. That so? Then maybe theres a chance that she has Hero blood in her too? But really, Subus, beastkin, and Dungeon Core isnt she too mixed? Theres so much blended together there that I cant even figure out whats what anymore. Even her genders been mixed up. Setsunas way too mixed. But Kehma, arent you both Hero and Dungeon Master? Even if Im the one saying it, Im pretty alright. Does mixing light and darkness cause the ultimate to appear? Rather, whats with the multi-species marriage? Oh? Arent Kehma and I partners? Ah, un. Eh, huh? Huh? While I was busy being puzzled, Setsuna poked the Golem. [Helloooo? You awake?] Y-yeah. I was just thinking about something there. I do know a Subus, but theyre blonde. [Who?] Would you give me some information on your grandma for that information? [ Nnn~, just a bit.] We came to an agreement, so I told her about Haku-sans butler, Chloe. Shes [White Labyrinth]s Subus I dont know if you could meet her or not though. [Hmm, my turn then. Grandma can change her appearance. In a pretty special way too.] The heck. So I cant even rely on that information about her having ck hair and red eyes now can I? She could even be using however many aliases she wants, so that might have just been her name and appearance back then? . Isnt finding her impossible then? [But even grandma would only seldomly change her appearance at the very least, she was using that ck hair and red-eyed appearance eight years ago. Also, a Subus should be able to tell that somethings [Different] about her.] I see, so I found out that I should be careful about Subi. I have plenty of extra DP, so maybe I should prepare a Subus? Well, Ill keep an eye out for her. We just chatted about trifling things after that, then I had Setsuna head back to the small room. Twelve hours passed peacefully after that and Setsuna and the others all got suitable items. Nerune got something too, a potion. Ah, I had Wataru get a two liter bottle of Japanese sake. It took quite a lot of the DP I got from him, but he was really pleased with it. Looks like hes going to being again some time. Footnotes: Note that honor here also means chastity. Chapter 216 Uwaaah, Weak Little Girl [1] Alright then. Now that I know about Setsuna and Nayutas identity, the dungeons probably safe. This is the upside to sharing info with each other. Everything should be alright now. And after winding up spending the following two weeks sleeping day and night, not thinking about anything in particr Vige Chief Kehma, lets get a brothel. Whatre you talking about? Vige Sub Chief Wozuma suddenly started talking about something ridiculous. A brothel. In other words, a shop that used professional Onee-sans to do lewd things. A bad ce as far as a childs upbringing was concerned. Very bad. Lets get a brothel. No, I heard you. By brothel you mean *that*? I mean, the establishment meant for adults? Yes, a brothel. Do you want to die, Wozuma? You do know whos supporting the viges the inns owner, right? Rather, Wozuma is Haku-sans pawn. Even if there were some people between him and Haku-san, even the part-timers could figure out the person backing Rokuko. Theres no way that someone as excellent as Wozuma doesnt know about Haku-san. If Wozuma being the Vige Sub-Chief was her doting on Rokuko, he should know that just bringing something like that anywhere near Rokuko would be enough to upset her. There arent many women here and the number of frustrated men is rising. Its necessary in order to control that at worst, all of the employees might be assaulted. Ah Id just like to say for them to go to Sia, do we really need one? This is a mine, after all. Not having a brothel at a mine is rare. So if theres a mine, theres a brothel that kind of thing? Rather, its like wanting to dig into another kind of hole since youve already dug one kind? So fussy. Well, this mines actually a dungeon so its not like theyre actually digging holes. [2] In truth, research has shown that areas with brothels have lower levels of crime and improved public safety. He said that while putting a document down on the desk. Did you actually go and put that together? He feels crazy passionate about it, his eyes even look bloodshot. But I refuse. Have them go to Sia, theres even a road. [3] Is that so Honestly, I thought that you might consider it because of their stepping massages, Vige Chief. [4] Nng! Gefu, geh, gofun! N-no, no can do. I said no, so no. [5] Thats unfortunate. Wozuma sighed. Perhaps he just wanted to go to it himself? He should go to Sia then. Itd only take a few hours by wagon. But Wozuma, I didnt expect you to propose like that. Did something happen? No no, its just that peoples desire has been umting recently. Nothing in particr has happened. Really now but there is a demand for it? If youd like, how about you head off to a brothel in Sia with some of the people that want to? Like a holiday from the bar. Kinue-san could handle the bar while youre away if its just for two or three days. No, the bar is my life. Thank you for your concern though, Vige Chief Kehma. Its not like there isnt stuff on my mind too, but for me its more wanting to sleep than my libido. I know that its not like that for everyone, but I decided to reject building a brothel anyway. * That night. I used Meat as a hug pillow as usual, but I had a strange dream. The dream was me in our inns suite, I was sleeping on the bed. Yep, I can do anything I want in a dream so theres no problem with that at all. However, why is there some girl with pink hair who I have no recollection of sleeping with right next to me? Moreover, she doesnt have clothes on. Im not a lolicon though? Hey, Vige Chief-sama. Whore you? Huhu, I wonde I kicked the little girl out of the bed. W-what are you doing!? Doing that to such a cute girl! You must be cold, too bad. Well then night. Wait, please wait! W-why? I-is that it? Was I not shy enough? Sorry, please let me start over! I rolled over, turning my back to the pink-haired girl who asked for a redo and closed me eyes. Haaaah P-please dont go to sleep! How about we do something good together, what do you think? What, youre not going to start over? Go home then. Sorry, Ill start over right now! I cked out for a moment. When I came to, the pink-haired girl was sleeping next to me. Looks like shes wearing a white micro bikini this time. Yep, havent I said Im not a lolicon? Ah, I didnt, did I? Y-you like it like this, dont you? The little girl was blushing. Not bothering to respond, I kicked her out of the bed. Why? Why!? Arent I perfect!? Haaaah It wont work even if you pretend to sleep! Look, look! One of the little girls you love so much is spreading her legs right now, dont you want to see? Its fine to do whatever you want~. Hey hey~ I ignored her and tried getting back to sleep but she really is noisy, isnt she? Alright, you said I can do whatever I want? Yes! Youre dreaming right now, so you can do whatever naaaaughty thing you want. Socially revolting, disgusting, or even bizarre things, anythings OK! I await your desire! Then lets see, Ill need a rope and a gagah. A rope and gag popped into existence, I took the chance and prepared a blindfold as well. Eh? Umm, where did thosee from just now? Its a dream right? They didnt have toe from anywhere. Its a dream, after all. Wow, youre used to this who are you? Well, keep still for a sec. I attached a blindfold to the little girl as she waited there patiently. I then tied her up with the rope so that she couldnt move. Ahn~? S-so tight! Yeah yeah. I put the gag in the girls mouth that started spouting a heated voice. Now shes quiet. Good. Iid back down in the bed. You didnt do anything!? Tch, you escaped? Maybe Ill use packing tape next? Uwaaaan, theres something wrong with this guys head! Huh? Did a half naked little girl just say theres something wrong with my head? No, wouldnt it be strange for a human to make a move on a young girl? But you should be venting your desires, this is a dream! No thanks, Im good. Eh, n-no way, youre already venting it enough in reality? A-are you a pervert? Well, my desire to sleep is being vented enough since Im sleeping in reality, but thats no reason to call me a pervert. Ah, Im getting cold, can I get in next to you? Oh well. Its obvious thatd happen with what youre wearing. I let the micro bikini girl into the futon. Vige Chief-samas so warm~ That so? Well, night. Get some good sleep okay? Youre still growing. Kay~ The little girl said a pretty dodgy line when she got into the futon after I let her in, but she started to doze off. Then, after making sure that her eyes were shut and was asleepI went to sleep as well. Footnotes: The title is a y on a Japanese meme. In short, the original is Woah, super strong little girl!like a magical girl or something. This title is the opposite, a really weak little girl. If you want to see a page that exins it, check it out here. (Its in Japanese though) Return You get one guess as to what that other kind of hole is Return The raw says Tsuia rather than Sia. Seeing as how Tsuia is a mountain(range), I think it was a typo on the authors part, so I altered it. Return A stepping massage is the same kind of massage that Meat gave him a while back. Return Err hes coughing here. Chapter 217 Sleeping With the Little Girl That was probably an attack by the Subus. Seriously, what a timely attack. Rather, that brothel things got to be the Subus plot. Whats she up to? When I woke up, I stroked Meat, who wasying next to me as my hug pillow. Her dog tail was sticking out of the futon. It was wagging. Yep, Im healed. By the way, theres that little girl with pink hair sleeping on the other side of Meat. Shes not nude nor was she wearing that micro bikini, but shes pretty close to it. Shes outside of the futon. A trespasser? Meat didnt notice her, so shes pretty skilled eh? I did make sure to lock the door, so was it some sort of ability? For now, I used the map to check out the girl who was drooling happily as she slept. She gives 20 DP per day. Equivalent to an ordinary person thats actually a prettyrge amount given that shes a little girl. She might be a Subus though. Come to think of it, there was that ve cor you could buy with DP huh. It was 5,000 DP. Do you just have to put it on for it to work? Or did you need contract magic? * The young pink-haired girl started to wake up inside the futon Id put her in. Fuaaaaah, funyah That was a good rest~ Oh, morning. Want some breakfast? Yeah, itadakimasu~ I held out a sandwich Id prepared for her, so she took it with both hands and started to munch on it. She has some good eating manners. Huh? I dont know this room? You finally noticed? Was the sandwich good? Mumu, who are you!? A kidnapper!? uwaaah! The Vige Chiiiief!? Ha ha ha, good morning, mademoiselle. Did you know? Trespassing is a crime. Ah, you better not try and run away if you dont want to die~ Pii!? Die!? I gestured towards my own neck, pping against it. Seeing as how she went to touch her own neck, it looks like she realized there was something on it. She finally realized she had a cor on. W-what did you do? I just gave you a collor. Right, Meat? Yes, Goshujin-sama. Meat suddenly appeared next to me, touching her own cor in pride. There was a ve cor on Meats neck. Seeing it, the young girls face paled. P pervert!? What are you going to do to me!? Ha ha ha, by the way, I built this room so that its sound proof. Understand why? Why? N-no way Yeah, its so that I can sleep quietly at night. Ah, by the way, the cor on the young girls neck is just a normal dog cor (10 DP). I couldnt actually use a ve cor without being able to use the contract magic, so there wasnt much meaning to getting one and decided to go with a bluff. So, why did you sneak into my room? Petty Thief-san. Thief? Huhun, I dont steal! I was just looking into the rumors about Vige Chief-sama! So Im innocent, please release me! Then give me back the sandwich. Ill clean dishes, Ill scrub the floors, anything, just please leave me my chastity! To be worried about her chastity is this girl not a Subus? Meat leaned over against me like she was snuggling. I gently stroked her head. Seeing that, the pink-haired girl became increasingly panicked for some reason. Just my chastity! That alone! I decided to have my first time with the person I love! Ah, were you wanting me to vomit? So your goal was my vomit! So youre someone that gets excited by a little girls vomit! You just pant at the thought of a little girls fragrant stomach juices all over chewed up food, dont you!? Or maybe you wanted to see me cry!? Both!? Was it BOTH!? The pink-haired little girl started to stick her hand into her mouth after she said that. Yeah, uhh, stop? But really, this girls pretty knowledgeable about some weird preferences. Maybe shes a Subus after all? You dont need to vomit. Can I hear your name? Ehm-my names Michelle. Even if you eat me, I dont taste good! Hmph. So what kind of rumors have you heard about me? T-that youre a little girl lover that goes after children! I see. So they believed in the rumors and sent a little girl? What a poor informationwork. [1] Your goal? Umm, well to seize Vige Chief-samas weakness Why? O-Onee-sama, umm I dont know. She just said to find some weakness. Please let me go. Ill cry if you dont let me go! So that Onee-sama person is the mastermind? I got closer to the pink-haired girlMichelle. With a start, she started trembling. I quietly undid her cor. Ueh? Ill let you go. Bewildered, Michelle looked between my face and the cor. She touched her neck, making sure there wasnt a cor on her neck stuff. Hu, it looks like youve already fallen for my charms! As expected of me! Oh, sure. I might end up pouncing on you if you dont run away right now even. Pii!? T-thanks for the sandwich and sorry for the intrusiooon! Opening the window, Michelle escaped in a panic. Ah, she tripped. Goshujin-sama. Hmm? Whats up, Meat? Was she your preference? No. She seemed a bit simple, so I let her back out to sea. I put a mark on her with the map, so Ill know where she is if shes inside the dungeons territory nn? She left the vige, huh? Well, Ill find out the moment shees back. Goshujin-sama, if feels like youre kind towards young girls. Me included. I cant deny that children are treasures, and besides, that girls sleeping face was great. Sleeping face? Pinching and rubbing her face, Meat kept mumbling to herself. Sleeping face Your sleeping face is cute too. It heals me. When I said that and patted her head, her tail wagged. And then I heard a knock at the door. Kehma. I just saw a young girl Ive never seen beforeing from your window? Now then, time for the troublesome exnations. Ill end up a lolicon pervert at this rate. Was that her goal? No way. Footnotes: It doesnt mention who they are, but I assume Keima is referring to Wakoku. Chapter 218 Subus I exined what happened to Rokuko. I see, so in other words, Kehma tied up a little girl with a rope and put a cor on her. Yep, my reputation is bad. She shouldve understood what happened, but why did she kick me in her little girl form? That hurts. At least be in your bigger form. Rather, in that case, wouldnt it be alright if we summoned a Subus of our own? Didnt you say that you were going to summon one after getting that info from Setsuna? What happened to that? Oh, I forgot that I was going to do it afterwards. Yeah, we could summon a Subus with our current DP. Lets do it right now. And so I checked the catalog Hmm? 30,000 DP? Thats way cheaper than it used to be. Is it that? Because theres a lot of people rted to Subi nearby? Well, alright. Lets try summoning one. It might even be a good employee for our inn I have expectations for it too. Maybe we could put it in a butler outfit like Chloe? With that, I decided to move to the Master Room and summon a Subus. Consuming 30,000 DP, I saw the magic formation expand for the first time in quite a while. Once it got to around one meter in diameter, a single woman appearedor not? Huh? Did it fail? When I took a closer look, a ring had fallen to the ground. Whats this ring? It wasnt here a moment ago right? Ah, wait, Kehma. Thats a Subus. Eh? You say what now? A Subus? This is a ring. It has a transparent magic stone on it like some jewel though. Whats going on? When I picked up the ring [Master. Nice to meet you.] Hm? Oh, it has a voice. This is the Subus voice? Looks like it. Hey, let me see it. I let Rokuko see it and looked at the catalog. It said [Subus (30,000 DP) *No Body]. When I took a closer look, I saw it written in red letters. Idpletely overlooked it. Its unfortunate, but I guess she cant be an employee? What should we do? I was looking forward to Subus legs though Kehma? Seiza in my roomter, okay? Eh? Why? But really, whats with the no body thing? What should I do now? Umm what can you do? Without a body, that is. [I have no body, so I can possess people through their dreams.] Hou, you can possess people? So, do you have to keep the possession up forever? [No, it can be released at any time. The ring is more or less my true body, so it will end if it is separated from them.] Heeh Then could you possess me as well? [Yes! Ah, sorry. Masters magical power and dream power is beyond strong, so I would not be able to without Mastersplete cooperation.] Whats dream power? And Rokukos over there mumbling, A Kehma Subus!? I never thought of that! Wouldnt I be an Incubus since Im a man? Rather, does it matter if its a man or not? [Yes. But men will be otokonoko.] [1] Sorry, could you run that by me again? [A man will be an otokonoko when I possess them. For example, as Masters magical power and dream power is so strong, I would temporarily be a peerless beauty upon possessing you. To the level of being a Super Subus that would be assaulted by walking anywhere, even causing any provided bodyguard to turn on us. The strongest.] Could that truly be considered the strongest? Lets decline trying out the possession on me for now. So, Rokuko, you take it. Un? I already have a ring though? The one you gave me as a present. No, I want you to be possessed. [Rokuko-sama oooh! Such a wonderful magical power, dream power, and your libido guhehehah.] Yep, that rings magic stone is shining ominously. As expected of a Subus Ring, its nothing but shady. Itll probably be better to pass on having Rokuko put that on. Itd be troublesome if that did something to a Dungeon Cores body. Alright, cancel that. Lets try giving it to someone else. Mu. Oh well then. [Eeh!? But if I possess her shell definitely get a super suggestive hi outfit!? Master, dont you want to see Rokuko-sama wearing a super suggestive hi outfit?] No thanks, Im good. [So youre already in such a close rtionship that youve seen every nook and cranny of each other? I understand, I was rude.] I kind of wanted to throw the ring away, but I kept myself in check. Who would be best to try giving the ring to? Rokuko and I decided to try calling all of our subordinates over. The first ones we called were the three monster girls. How about these ones? [Lets see, the silver-haired vampire appears to be the most suitable. However, it seems to me as though she is under a curse the other two are about the same. The feeling is subtle. Do either of you two have sexual desire?] Looks like her trait of having zero attack power is no good for being possessed by a Subus either. And it looks like the presence orck thereof is a parameter for thepatibility Theres Kinue-san, a Silky that exists to clean, and Nerune, an Apprentice Witch that indulges in her research. Yep, theyre definitelycking in sexual desire. Master. Vampires and Subi are simr in that they are both residents of the night, humanoid, and prey on humans, but! Vampires and Subi are absolutely different existences, thats why!! I understand. I just wanted to see your aptitudes. [Could I try to posses one for now?] Yeah, but who? Me~, pick me~. Could you posses me~? The one who offered was Nerune. Hoh? Thats unexpected. When I handed Nerune the ring, she immediately put it onto her right hands middle finger. [Possession!] A wind engulfed Nerune followed by her clothes changing into a slutty researchers robe over a tiny swimsuit. While on the subject, it also feels like her chest got bigger. And above all, her legs are attracting my eyes. Heeh~. My clothes changed~. Is this some magic that changes equipment the moment its invoked~? Nerune looked over herself while touching her body. Her touching her smooth body with those smooth motions was pointlessly erotic. My boobs got bigger too~. It used body remodeling-type magic too~? Fufufu, Ill have more to learn than I thought~ Hmph, then, Subus, can you manipte Nerune now? [Aah, sorry. Could I release the possession? I feel sick. Release!] You feel sick? Oi. The Subus ended the possession before I could even say yes or no. Nerunes appearance and her clothes returned to their usual style. An country girl-style that doesnt show much skin, a normal cute girl. [ Phew! I did my best, how was I!?] What, theres a time limit? [Nerune-senpai thinks at a dangerously high speed in her head. And, umm, theres that. She probably doesnt have any sexual desire at all, she just desires her research] So Nerune was the type that looks calm but is actually thinking about a ton of stuff in her head huh? Kinue-san looks like her head is only filled with cooking recipes and methods to clean, so its dubious as to whether or not she has any sexual desire either. Because of that, I decided to give up trying to have her possess the three girls. Footnotes: I wasnt sure about if I should localize otokonoko or not, but I decided to leave it as-is for now. Think professional cross dressing. It also apparently has a wiki page in English, so yeah. Chapter 219 Subus 2 Next was Ichika and Meat. So, when I called the two over [Fuooooh!? W-what is this amazingness!? Master, its crazy!] The Subus started shouting in joy Lets see, towards Ichika? [That dog ear ve girl, shes a bundle of promise! Uehehehehe, Ojou-chan. C-could you put your finger into my hole? Go for it, just pop it right in there!] I knew it Well, thinking back to what Setsuna said, Meat might also be talented at being a Subus. And youre a ring, dont say my hole. Its not wrong though. What, a Subus? Aah, no helpin it then. I put food before romance. [Your body has various good things though. Well, youre a human, so youll have at least some sexual desire. Those three from before were monsters, so it wasnt strange for them to not have any.] Isnt Nerune a human-based monster? [Her thirst for knowledge has reached the point of being monstrous shes a monster. I understood that with my body, not my head.] You dont have a body though? Well then, I wonder how it will go with Meat Excuse me. [T-there, yes, keep going aaahn! Possession!] Bang! Meat shined. Whatre you in a rush for? Rather, this is way different from when you did it with Nerune, oi. Then, when the light dimmed down wearing ck strings, Meat was stretched out on the ground in a form that had grown into my preferred age range. She was barefoot, the soles of her feet facing me. Her toes twitched like they were calling out to me. Gulp. My heard beat like it was grabbed on to. W-what superb feet kuuh! [The descent of Subus Wanko!] Desu. [1] Meat raised the corners of her mouth with a clumsy feeling. It was a slightly embarrassed smile that would cause someone to want to protect her through rain and storm. Ah, I want to hug and lick her. Ooooh wait, Meat, your appearance isnt it like Kehmas? Eh? Nope, Rokuko-sama. No matter how ya look at her, she doesnt look like Goshujin-sama at all. Shes a sexy girl thats even causin my heart to thump though. Hmm? Are we all seeing something different? Still not looking away from Meats feet Oi, whats going on? [Sorry, I think its the passive skill, [Charm]. Ichika-san might be seeing the most proper version?] So Rokuko and I cant see her properly? [I think so. Seeing your reaction, you got super charmed.] What did she say? I got charmed? What an idiot. Im just thinking that I want to rubby-rub-rub my cheeks between her feet, thats all. Right now, even. Wait, holy crap I got charmed! Ichika, hit me! Its an order! Aye aye! Toooh! Bam! Ichikas fistnded on my cheek. I fell back and rolled over on the grand. I, whod fallen down on the Master Rooms white floor, felt my head cool down. Im going to just stay here and take a breather. Phew, Im back to myself What are doing, Kehma? Youre really weird. No, youre even worse off. When I sat up, I saw Meat wearing a ck bikini. She didnt grow up. It just looks like her face is sexy, like shes delirious over something. Nn, did her eyes turn red? Also, Rokukos hugging Meat and nomming on her dog ears. Zealously. I see so thats what being charmed looks like? Kehma, haaah, your ears taste so good. Nom nom. Funyaah! R-Rokuko-sama thats ticklish kuun? Oi, get back to your senses, Rokuko. Thats not me, its Meat. Haah, Haah its fine even if its Meat aah, Kehmas great scent, kun kun. [2] I guess its fine to keep going? Oh crap, hold up. I almost got charmed again. I concentrated on the pain in my cheek and managed to get a hold of myself. Subus, release the possession! [H-hyai, Rokuko-shamas technique, sho good release!] With a pop, Meat returned to her usual maid-outfit self. Rokuko popped out of it a few secondster. Huh!? Meat? Why am I using Meat as a hug pillow? You got charmed. Subi are scary. By the way, Kehma, whats up with your cheek? Its nothing. [Healing]. Recovery magic is amazing, the pains gone just like that. Goshujin-sama, are ya okay? I hit ya with all I had. Yeah, you saved me. Rather, Ichika, you were fine through all that? Well, I was thinkin about how Goshujin-sama got to use Meat-senpai as a hug pillow every day and got filled with power so I guess I got charmed too? Isnt our Wanko Subus too strong? [3] Just then, the Subus voice came from the ring. [Woow, it didntst long but I got to subate~. That charm was more than I deserve! Master, Meat-senpai is good! I want to get along with her! To the point of unifying!] [4] Rejected. Its too strong and cant be controlled. It was like being caught by a Siren. It might be nice as a trump card, but not for daily use. We just created an ultimate weapon for our dungeon. Thats a little unfortunate. I thought that I would be able to help I suddenly felt startled by Meat when she removed the ring. Its probably because of some lingering effect. Hey, Kehma, couldnt we just let Meat have the ring? Isnt it alright so long as she doesnt get possessed? Hmm. Then what do we do with the ring? Did you want it? Sure, Kehma can be a Subus. No way. Oh. I was thinking that she was possessing people, but now that I think about it careful, it doesnt actually have to be a person, does it? Subus. Can you possess Golems? [Golems? I can, but yeah, so long as it has a body, I can. It wont be a perfect body since it wont have any sexual desire, but it wont have anything like a consciousness to get in the way either. I could do it with Master giving me magical power? If you do, there shouldnt a problem. Besides, none of that even matters if its inside a dream.] Looks like she figured it out. Shes pretty smart, thisll go quick. Good, Ill have to prepare a Cute Golem then. [Heeh, a Cute Golem? Arent all Golems the same?] Oh, right. You still havent seen my [Create Golem] since youre a neer huh. Just watch this Dungeon Mastersno this Golem Masters skill! Like this, my [Create Golem] was about to re up. Take a good look at my [Cute Golem]! Footnotes: Yeah so I had no idea what to put here other than desu. I usually avoid keeping stuff like this, but theres really nothing else for this line Ah, and note that Wanko is a cute term for Puppy. Return Kun Kun = sniffing sound. Return He said Wanko Subus, yet the Subus said Subus Wanko Mm. Return This line is weird in all sorts of ways, so my apologies for that. Subate is obviously a made up word here (the raw made a simr one up). The second sentence appears to be a pun that I cant quite work out. The third doesnt fully work in English, so I needed to retool it. The forth and fifth make a pun of their own. @ Chapter 220 Subus 3 Ah! Crap, I wound up staying up all night. Its already morning! I cant stop myself when I get into making a robot. I just gave priority to something that isnt sleeping I need to be more careful. Well, thanks to that, the Golem thatll be the Subus container is done, but What do you think? This is feminine yeah? [Ah, sorry. I fell asleep. So you finished?] You need to sleep even though you dont have a body? By the way, its theme is a robomaid. I made it have a curvy, feminine body by making an Iron Golems joints mannequin-like. Im pretty confident in my results here. Other than its face. The face is, well, its a simple round face with cyber-like red sunsses. The artificial ruby eyes I made for it feel like theyre tsurime, but Im not too confident in them so I put a simrly artificial ruby-made horizontal line-type visor on it to cover them up. [1] I feel like the result has a good robomaid feeling to it. [Hmm, couldnt the face be a little more beautiful? It looks rather in, doesnt it?] Please dontment about anything concerning the face. Thats my limit [Eh? Hmm, oh well then. This is good enough, Ill let you off the hook.] Hoh, how self-important you are. By the way, where did Rokuko and the others head off to? [Rokuko-sama and them went outside. She said they were going to head back home and sleep but why would a Dungeon Core say head back home?] Ah, theres an inn I built outside. We usually sleep there. Still though, her reaction towards my [Create Golem] was pretty weak. [Well, I was surprised when you started yesterday. You went into serious mode when you were giving orders for you to make the arms and legs, dont you remember?] Aah, yeah, maybe? It feels like I did something like that yep, even if Im the one to say it, the legs really dide out great. They look soft even though theyre made from iron. [You had me possess Meat-senpai to use her legs as reference after all. Master was saying stuff like it wasnt good enough while putting so much energy into it, it was such a turnoff~!] I dont remember that at all. I did that? [Eh? You dont remember? You were licking her legs. And were tickling them. Meat-senpai begged for you to stop, but Master wasnt taking no for an answer and then you two became one.] Eh, holdup. Sorry, did that really happen? [Nope, that was a lie. Specifically, it was a lie starting from the possession part. Rokuko-sama stopped you.] That was a lie? Bastard. Ah, shes not a bastard, shes a Subus. [2] I put her ring onto the Golem to posses for now. Now Ill just make it fit properly with [Create Golem] aaaand done. There you go. [Alright, Ill possess it.] Its ruby eyes shedat least, it felt like they did. The Golem got up and moved even without me ordering it Yep, those are some fine legs. My ability to shape them is amazing if I do say so myself. [Oooh! This is so much more human-like than I thought itd be! How should I say it the operating feel, yeah, the operating feel is very human-like!] Good, Id mixed a bit of orichalcum into its joints, so it shouldnt be slow in day-to-day tasks like Golems usually are. Rather, it should even be fine in a hand-to-hand fight. [Seriously? For you to make a Golem with orichalcum in it, thats amazing, Master.] The Golem punched the air. Yep, the performance is so much different when I use orichalcum. It shouldnt even be called a normal Golem at this point. Rather than a Golem, its more like a Doll. Theres no mechanisms in it to call it a machine doll after all. [3] [This is wonderful, Master! Ill follow you forever!] How about we go show it off to Rokuko and the others! This is my number one masterpiece! * Ah, Kehma. Morning. Youre back to yourself now? Yeah. That was, uhh, I went on a high since I didnt get any sleep After going to sleep and getting back up, I was performing a seiza in front of Rokuko. The Subus inside the Doll was together with me. But still, you made a cute Golem huh. I thought youd just focus on its legs though. No no, itd be gross to see a normal Golem with amazing legs. Thats why I had to make sure its whole body was done right. So you did it all for the sake of its legs? Yeah, so? Its like how youd be weirded out by seeing a pair of nice legs on some old man. Thats why making it so that the whole body was coordinated was a super, super natural conclusion. Well, I mightve went too far with the arms but then thered be imbnced Golem arms on a dainty body, then theres also the moe element Kehma, have you slept enough yet? Are you okay? And now shes worrying about me for some reason. Shaddup. Well, we couldnt put a Golem like this in the inn right? What should we do with it, decorate your room? Ah, right I was thinking itd be good if we had her possess the massage chair. I mean, its also a Golem. I see, so itd have a charm effect for getting repeat customers Ah, but wouldnt it be alright if you just went with saying you got it in the dungeon like the massage chair? Like say it was in a treasure chest. Would that work? It wouldnt be strange if I passed it off as getting it from the dungeon, and I am supposed to be the person whose gone the furthest into the dungeon. It wouldnt be a problem at all even if I said its an item that only I could get. By the way, concerning the massage chair, I went with putting hand-sized versions that just need magical power to run inside the warehouses treasure chests just like how I did with the de golems. Theyre popr items. Itd be fine if you made people able to get Golems from the treasure chests too. Just make them move when theyre supplied with magical power and follow what their owner says. That shouldnt be a problem for you at all, right Kehma? I see, those do sound convenient. Rokukos idea was pretty great. And it might be useful for my Golems to spread about in case anything happens. Alright, lets make some obedient golems be an ultra rare item in the treasure chests from now on. Ill even make a Doll like this one as a super jackpot. Well, one that doesnt have a Subus possessing it. Right, that sounds good. There shouldnt be any problems if you just tell the guild you got something new from the dungeon. Even if theres a problem, Ill silence them. They know that Rokuko is able to borrow Haku-sans influence. And so thats why well have new Golem employees. By the way, now that its like this, are you going to make the Subus one of thosea named monster? [Eh, seriously? Im deeply moved that youd give me a name!] Right. Then, youre a Subus, so [Neru]? From sleep. [4] [Woohoo! Itszy! But Im named now, yay!] It looks that made her happy. Rather, Ill be relying on you to guard against Subi yknow? Footnotes: Check out this page if you want to learn about tsurime eyes. Return This is making a pun off of the fact that bastard/son of a bitch/asshole is a word in JP used almost exclusively on men. Shes a Subus, therefore female. Yeah. Return A bit is lost in trantion here, as machine doll -> Automota, something thats generally considered above Golemswith Golems considered above Dolls because, well, they are monsters and Dolls arent Yeah. Return I was thinking about making an English pun for her name as well, but people are already wanting to stone me for other simr things so yeah. Sleep(EN) = Neru(JP). Therefore, shes named Neru. Chapter 221 The Little Girl Returns The pink-haired girl that invaded the vige, Michiru. Her job was to ensnare the Vige Chief. ording to their information, the Vige Chief was simply a figurehead with the true master being the bar master, who was also the Vige Sub Chief. That said as the Vige Chief held the final say, he could easily discard the Vige Sub Chiefs proposals. They knew that the Vige Chief was a person who had a thing for little girls (lolicon) from previous investigations. Thats why she, an immature Subus, was assigned to the job. As little girl lovers (lolicons) could often easily detect adult subi using mimicry to look like a young girl, he was a strong enemy with a low sess rate. However, as Michiru was truly a young girl, she wasnt using mimicry. Moreover, they didnt mind much even if she failed and were repelled, so she was a sacrificial pawn well, it wasnt to that extent, but they hadnt expected much from her. Thats why the only thing she was told about her mission was to ensnare the Vige Chief, not receiving much other information at all. She truly was repelled, so it could be said that the decision of not giving her much information was the correct choice. But I havent given up! Ill make that Vige Chief fall into the palm of my hand! Clenching her fists, Michirus spirit was on fire. However, when she snuck into the vige again that night, the Vige Chief was absent. Was he being vignt on the day after it? Michirus shoulders drooped. And her stomach growled. It looked as though her body remembered that she hadnt eaten anything after that sandwich. Uu even though Id be alright as long as I had life energy even an animal would be fine But this was an adventurer mining vige. There werent any households that kept pets. There wasnt anyone among the adventurers that kept lesser monsters like tamers either. Meanwhile, sneaking in a night visit (having a meal) with an adventurer was hard for Michiru. It was at the time she sat down in front of the inn at a loss for what to do. Oh? Youngdy, why are you in a ce like this? Fueh? When she raised her head, she saw a beautiful woman with pale green hair. She was wearing a frilly outfit it was probably the outfit for people who worked at the inn. Are you one of the guests children? Youngdy, where is your papa or mama? U-umm, umm! Michiru grew panicked and confused. This was the enemys territory, she couldnt say something careless. However, her body was honest. A cute rumble came from her stomach. Oh? Youre hungry, arent you? Would you like me to treat you to some leftover bread? A-are you a goddess? Oh goodness, no. Im just a normal maid. Ahbut Onee-sama told me not to follow strangers Oh, Ill introduce myself then. I an Kinue. I work at this inn. You? M-Michiru Michiru-chan, is it? Thats a lovely name. Now, Im not a stranger anymore, am I? With a smile, the womanKinue, held out her hand. Michiru timidly took Kinues hand. Her hand was gentle as it helped pull Michiru onto her feet. Michiru wondered if this was the kind of feeling a mother would give. Umm Im not a guest at the inn though is that alright? Oh? Then Ill just have to give you a treat as a friend then, Michiru-chan. ! U-un! Friends! Were friends, yeah! And so Michiru was taken into the inns dining room by the green-colored maid. * The target has been taken in. What now, Rokuko-sama? What now, hmm Although the girl Kehma had tagged on the map appeared, just when he thought about making a move and seeing what happened since it somehow felt like she was a puppy on the streets, they somehow wound up sheltering her. She was currently sleeping rather soundly after filling up on bread. Her sleeping face was innocent, she could only be seen as a normal child. But what should they do now? She tried talking to Kehma about it, but as he was concentrating on making the golem thatd be the Subus container, he only responded absent-mindedly. Rokuko knew from experience that shed just have to leave him alone when he got like that. Shall I get rid of her? Un, Im not one to say but thats cold. Kinue, youre pretty merciless arent you Even though you said you were friends. I am a maid. Work has priority over personal affairs. What do you personally want to do? Fufufu, could I take her as my subordinate and teach her how to clean? She is my first friend, after all. Ooh. I see. Rokuko nodded her head. Wait, huh? And then tilted it. Dont those adventurers usually ask you to [Please be my friend]? What about them? Oh, Rokuko-sama. They only really mean that as [Please be my lover]. My lover (cleaning) is settled on, so I refuse them. Ah, really? I might think about it if they at least presented me with some residence I could clean though. You know I wont give Kehma up to you right? Yes, I understand, Rokuko-sama. Kinue smiled. Kehma possessed multiple buildings she could clean: the inn, the vige chiefs mansion, and the dungeon. Moreover, he provided her with an environment of not only being able to clean but also being able to cook as much as she liked. This was much too much of a blessing for her. Thats why, whenbined with the effect of her naming, Kinues intimacy meter to Kehma was close to the peak. She adored him to the point that she would even get rid of her first friend if that friend became an obstacle to Kehma. Also, also you friends with Rei and Nerune? We get along well, but we are more colleagues than friends. We serve the dungeon together. I see. Rokuko felt that Kinue was unexpectedly businesslike. Well, well wait on dealing with her till Kehmas done with his Golem. He got really fired up so I wonder if hell be staying up all night and doing something weird again? Again? Yeah, this happened a while ago. He went nuts over building something and forgot to sleep. Kinue was unable to imagine Kehma, someone who gave sleep priority over anything else, concentrating on something so much that he forgot to sleep Then again, he was prioritizing making a Golem over sleeping right now. Kehma is amazing when he concentrates! He could even make a dungeon that wins against Haku Ane-sama. In that case, we could expect that Golem to be perfect. But hell be no good if he doesnt get sleep when hes done. What well do with the girl will be after that. Keep a watch on her in the room. Ill adjust your work shifts. Yes, thank you, Rokuko-sama. Kinue bowed to Rokuko respectfully ( Now then, I wonder just how much information I can get out of my long-awaited friend.) and smiled. Chapter 222 The Little Girls Midnight Visit And thats how it is! Yep, but why? Simply put, the little girl I put a marker on came back rather thoughtlessly, so Kinue took her in. It also looks like they be friends and she managed to get a lot of information from her While I was being surprised at Kinue-sans unexpected excellence, I sorted out and reviewed the information we have concerning that pink girl. C Its a secret, but Im a Subus. C I know I look like this but Im probably older than you, Kinue! (Her mental age seems to be about what she looks like.) C Fuah!? This cake is super tasty! C Umm, Onee-sama is a super amazing Subus though? C Kinue is my friend. Ill protect you so that Onee-sama doesnt attack you. C Ah, but you can make cake so youre definitely useful, Kinue! She was able to get her to say those things. Isnt that girl a bit too easy? Kinue said that there was also the possibility of it actually being a trap. So the info is whats behind what she said? So they decided to leave the call to me, huh. Is it that Im trusted or that Im good at performing? Enough about that little girl being a Subus. Im more anxious about her older sister. Oi Neru, time for some work. [Kaaay, Subus hunting!] No, my guard. In my dreams. Shes getting a bit ahead of herself there. Just a bit. * Under Kinues cooperation, Michiru came to the inn room the Vige Chief slept in. It looked like he moved his bed to a part of the inn with lots of people as a precaution against Subi. Uu, thanks Kinue. You even went this far to help me. Oh my, arent we friends? You dont have to worry about it, Michiru. Friends Kinue. Please tell me if youre ever in trouble okay? Ill help with anything! Fufufu, in that case, would you help me working at the inn next time then? Un! Seeing Michirus smile cover her whole face, Kinue smiled back. Oh, the room is locked. What will you do? Its alright! Im a Subus so I can sneak into the room with Dream Dive! But Ill end up turning back into my physical body if I wind up actually sleeping though Will you go to sleep in the hallway then? It isnt dirty since Ive cleaned it though. Right, shall I bring you a nket? Its alright, my physical body disappears when I use Dream Dive. Cya in a bit! With that, Michiru used her skill, Dream Dive. Her body disappeared like it had melted into the air. Her view changed. Her vision ignored doors, walls, even floors and ceilings. The only things she saw were people who were asleep. This vision was something that only those who could dive into others dreams, such as Subi and Incubi, could see. Sleeping people looked like masses of white light, everything else was pitch ck. Moreover, as Michiru was a Subus, the masses of white light that represented men had red outlines. The red outlines were a sign that they were targets she could get into. (Although it wasnt as though she couldnt get into ones without a red outline, it was somewhat difficult to do so.) She could see the people who were sleeping in the inns other rooms as well, but she ignored everything other than the Vige Chief. As though nothing were obstructing her, Michiru ignored the door as she slowly approached the white light that belonged to the Vige Chief. Caressing its red outline, she poofed into the Vige Chiefs dream. In it was the same gorgeous room as the other day. And something that was also the same as the other daythe Vige Chief was sleeping in the bed. Ill definitely seed in charming him this time! Michiru squirmed into his bed. The bed was sofortable that it felt like a good ce to go to sleep but if she fell asleep, shed wind up being driven out of the dream. (It appears that she wouldnt be driven out if the dreams owner was paying attention to her.) Resisting the urge to sleep in the sleep-inducing bed, Michirus head popped out from underneath the nket right next to the Vige Chiefs head. Once it appeared as though the two were sleeping together, she reached out and shook the Vige Chief awake. Vige Chief-sama, Vige Chief-sama. Mmm ah, youre that girl from the other day? U-umm d-dont you want to feel good with me? Her clothing seemed more shameful than arousing the other day, so she was in her normal clothes this time. Even so, it was a Subus default, so it still showed a lot of skin. Yep, no way Im holdin back! A little girl, ha ha! Kyaaah!? V-Vige Chief-san!? Michiru got overwhelmed by the Vige Chiefs sudden excitement. While thinking about how she hadnt expected for her normal garment to be attractive, she felt a tinge of fear from the Vige Chiefs bloodshot eyes. U-umm, please be gentle uhh, its alright since this is a dream, but, umm, justjust in case, okay? Fufufu, just leave it to me. I might look like this, but Im a gentleman. Kyaah, stot-there. nn! Kyaah, hyaah!? The Vige Chief abruptly started ticking Michirus feet. Haha! A little girls feet, ha ha! Kyahahahaha! Th-thats tickliiish! Ahaa, hyaaau, aha, ahahahahaaa! And like that, Michirus feet kept being tickled until the Vige Chief was satisfied. She felt like her stomach muscles mustve gotten a workout it was a dream though. * I cant sleep when its so noisy well, Im already dreaming though. Listening to theughtering from the little girl, Istill inside my futon under the bedined. Id asked Neru to be my substitute. Subi are able to change their appearances freely inside dreams, so I asked Neru to act like she was a charmed version of me and see how the girl reacted. A so-called sting operation. By the way, I wanted my guard (Neru) to be near, so I got the ring back and put it on. Theres no problem so long as she doesnt use Possession. Besides, sleeping with the Doll would be a bit Its a hard, heavy lump of iron thats way too cold to sleep with and above all, its existence alone would make the sting operation fishy. Although Ill have to pretend that I got charmed after I wake up, but Subi basically only use their seductive techniques to get what they want inside dreams. Given the premise that Ive been charmed after I wake up, I probably wont be found out if I just act the part. Probably? Well, it doesnt really matter even if I fail, so I guess its alright. Rather, is that what Neru thinks Id do? Isnt that just a bit overkill? I think that Id be a bit more amicable and when I thought that, a telepathicmunication came from Neru. [It wouldnt feel like I was charmed if I didnt do this much.] Seriously [Please dont say anything. Well be found out if she hears right?] Yep, its a dream so I can obviously use telepathy. Well, Ill leave it to you, then. [Ill keep doing my best in this act then! Ill leave whats after to you okay?] Just as Neru said that, the situation on top of the bed progresses. Or perhaps I should say that it looks like Neru strengthened her attack. Can I lick your feet? I can, right? Hiii hyuuu, p-please sto. ah, no, its not like you cant, umm, j-just, my breath and various other things will leak if you Liiicky licklick lick liiiiiick, lililiiiiick! Nyahiii! Kyuhyuuu, kahyuu ahyuuuu! I could hear the sound of her gasping and writhing on top of the bed. Just what is she doing up there? Sounds a bit nasty Well, Ill just put my earplugs in and get back to sleep. Im already dreaming though. * And then morning came. Hmm, that was some good sleep woah. Waking up, I saw the pink-haired girl Michiruying next to me. However, whether or not she was conscious was a bit dubious. Her eyes were vacant, she was breathing weakly, and most of all, she twitched every so often. There was even the traces of tears on her eyes. Saliva dripped from her half-open, weakened mouth, too. Are you alright? Oi. Lets see her eyes are open, so she isnt asleep, right? H-hello? Yeeeesh!? Haah, haah, haah I-Im alive haah, I can breathe, its a miracle Ah, good. Looks like shes alright. Michiru was taking deep breaths. Then, at the moment she took a victory pose, she locked eyes with me. Hyiii!? V-Vige Chief-samaaa!? H-hey there. She frantically backed up towards the wall. Whats this girl doing ah, right, I have to act like I got charmed. Lst night was crazy yeah, Babe? Ill answer whatever, got anything to ask? Crap. Was that a bit too forced? Chapter 223 The Little Girls Older Sister There was an awkward silence. Guess I gotta go the distance and keep on pushing Phew. Michiru, youre so charming. Enough so that you even charmed me. Fueh!? Yep, she didnt think Id say it. Im acting like I got charmed, but well, I dont feel like I could act like Neru who was doing whatever she wantedst night at all. As soon as I started to think I failed, Michiru looked at me as though to see if I really was. Eh, really? Michiru-chans so cute. Ehehe When I praised her to make doubly sure, Michiru went full-on shy mode. Is it alright for her to be like that? Y-youll do whatever I ask? Yeah yeah, just ask. Michiru-chans so cute, how could I not~ When I said that, Michiru smiled. T-then, Vige Chief-san! Please turn around and wave. While thinking about what the heck was up with her request, I turned around in a circle and waved at Michiru. I did it! Then next, please do a handstand! Ah, sorry. I cant do a handstand. Do something about that! I think the charm might break from the shock of me failing though~ If you cant do it, oh well. Is it alright for her to be like that? Im the one to say it, but the hurdle for looking like Im charmed is pretty low. Neru obviously overdid it. I nced at the ring (Neru). It felt like the rings magic stone was shining faintly as though to gloss over it. Well, lets just say you passed. So, what should I do for Michiru-chan? Tickle you? Pii!? No tickling! Y-you can only a-attack me inside a dream! Ah, umm. I want Vige Chief to go somewhere with me umm, outside of the vige. Alright, lets head out. Ah, but lets get breakfast before that since Im hungry! Okay, are you good with a sandwich? Yeah! Her smiling face was dazzling. How should I say this you didnt actually charm me, so uhh, sorry? Wait, wont I actually get charmed if I start thinking like that? Gotta be careful. * After eating the sandwiches I brought out, we quietly left the inn and headed outside the vige. Although Id be leaving the dungeons domain I have the clothes golem and was using [Super Transformation] to transform into myself and give me an extra life, so I have a decent safety margin. I should be able to manage one way or another. The only w in this state is that [ckout Resistance] is weak, but since I have Neru here they shouldnt be able to do anything even if they make me faint and try to do something in my dreams. At worst, theres the possibility I get possessed and turn into a Subus no, lets not think about that. We headed out to a clearing in the forest. After unhesitatingly walking all the way here, Michiru looked around restlessly. It wasnt like she got lost, but it felt like she was worrying over whether or not the person she was going to meet was here. Michiru put her fingers into her mouth and blew hard. Phuuuuu! Huh? But theres a sound when Onee-sama does that Were you wanting to whistle? U-umm, please dont worry about that. Aah, I can see the adorable Michiru-chans cuteness, so Im not worrying at all. Couldnt you just call for her by shouting? Oh, right ONEE-SAMAAAA! ITS MICHIRU, I DID IT! Michiru cried out in a pretty loud voice. It hurt my ears a bit. A little while after that, an well-styled adult woman with the same pink hair as Michiru came out from behind the thicket Hoh, those are some wonderful legs. Even her feet gulp. Onee-sama! I did it! Shh! Youre too loud. But, Michiru, well done. Wearing very Subus-like, lewd clothing that didnt really cover much, the woman stroked Michirus head. Michiru cuddled against the womans stomach with her cheek like a puppy. So this is her [Onee-sama]? The one Michiru said was a Subus? Yep, she definitely looks like one. This person is the Vige Chief? Id heard the rumors, but he really is young. She licked her lips, gulping back some saliva. Pleased to meet you. [Onee-sama]-san? Could I ask your name? Before that. Michiru, is the Vige Chief really under your charm? Yes! Okay then, could you order him to dogeza and to say that he wants to lick my feet? Of course! Vige Chief, go on. Yes, please let me lick your feet, Onee-sama! Without your shoes on, if I can! I dogezad with the feeling of wanting to devour her. Im acting, so I have to do this. Ah, its so hard for me to do this~, why is she making me dogeza~, why~ I see, he proactively responded to an order to do something with a woman even though he likes young girls. He is definitely charmed. Right!? Huhuhun. Looks like Onee-sama was totally deceived by my acting. So, your feet? Ah, no, its nothing. So then, could you order Vige Chief-san to sign this contract? Yes! Vige Chief-san, please sign this contract. I got up out of the dogeza and received the pen and contract from Michiru. Hohoh, this paper is official. Lets see? Please hurry up and sign it, right under Onee-samas okay? One moment, Im the type to properly read everything inside a contract before signing it. Wouldnt if be bad if the charm broke from me doing something different from what I usually do? Its Michirus charm yeah? Ah, right. For you to be so stuck to your habits even while charmed, you really must be an unexpectedly proper Vige Chief. Even as a figurehead Vige Chief, I dont want to identally fall into debt~ Michiru and that Onee-sama looked convinced, so I read the contract. As for its contents, hmm. Huh? Isnt this the same contract as what Wozuma brought me a while back? Its just asking for the permission to construct a standard brothel. The only difference is that the person in charge of it is written to be [Suira]. Who is this Suira person that would be in charge? Me. So thats you huh. Looks like Michirus sister is named Suira. Hmm, what is Suira-sans goal? Id like to know so that I could sign it with good faith. Michiru. Order him to hurry up and sign it. Yes! Vige Chief-san, please sign it. Well well. Lets see, Michiru-chan and Suira-san alone wouldnt be enough to work at one of this size huh Would the other employees be Subi as well? Why would you want this vige in particr? Wouldnt it be more profitable at Sia? W-wait a second. Are you really charmed? How are you able to be so detailed Hmm? Isnt that stuff natural to ask? Natural, I say. Ordinary. Commonce even. To the point that its like breathing. Even if you finally make it, it would just copse if you dont have enough employees to manage it. If you have more employees, that means more vigers, which means wed have to secure more food, and thered be a racial difference. You wouldnt have to worry about that stuff if you went to Sia, so I wanted to make sure. See? Its natural. Michiru looked at me somewhat doubtfully as I smoothly spouted off random stuff. And so I now have to show off that Im still charmed, like Id just remembered I was. Aah, Michirus suspicious expression is soooo cute~ Hes still charmed Is he? Is it because Im a half? Hey now! Michiru, you are a splendid Subus! I guarantee it! Onee-sama! The two embraced each other. This is good. Id like to ask if theyre sure about that, though. Well, alright. There are eight other Subus employees and one human. Subis main nutritiones from life energy, so its alright if we just eat enough normal food to camouge that As for why we arent going to Sia, its because we dont have money to open a business there. Believing that Im charmed, Suira answer quite well. I see, so theres eight other Subi and a human. Wait, theres a human amongst you Subi? Yeah. Arade in prostitution. Enough of a nympho to be called a Subus wait, thats enough, so sign it alright? Aah, what should I do? I already heard what I wanted to hear, so I guess its fine to expose myself? Rejected. Itd bad for children education. Huh? Suira was stunned. Michiru pulled on my clothes in a panic. H-hey, Vige Chief-san!? Thats not what I said, I said sign it please sign it because of my cuteness! Aah, Michiru is cute, very cute. Im going to head back home now. Ah, I dont mind hiring two or three of you if you want to work as waitresses. It looks like you have some circumstances, but eleven people really is a bit much, so maybe a shift system with hourly pay Please wait! You arent charmed!? Suira stood with her hands out before her. The starting actions to cast a magic skill. You know that we are Subi, so we cant let you live. Hoh Then I guess well just have to fight? I also took a stance. I have some new techniques since I was watching Wataru teach Setsuna judo a few days ago when he came by, so lets finally give them a try. I caught Suiras arm and, while pulling on it, kicked out her legs. I then pinned her on the ground. Kyaaah!? T-this isnt happening I was worried about something falling out since her clothing covered so little, but it ended pretty quick. Back-lying perpendicr arm bar. [1] Ah, she smells good. And that soft squishiness particr to women feels great. And then my mind started feeling warm andfy. Footnotes: This is the move he used. Its one of the official 29 grappling techniques of Kodokan Judo. Chapter 224 Charmed Ah, I wound up defeating Suira instantly. But this feeling really isfortable ah!? Why am using one that takes her arm!? Why didnt I choose a technique that holds her legs!? Im such an idiot! What, just I tripped you then held you in an arm bar its just a technique for one on onebat. Kuh, l-let go of me. Sure. Suira asked me to release her, so I did. Fufufu, now I can use a technique that lets me hold her legs. Suira, what a thoughtful woman you are. So then, what next? Tch, for everyones sake, I cant lose here! So you have to defeat me? Pfft, sure, why not. I give up. Nn? Theres not really any meaning behind winning or losing here anyway. So dont we just call it my loss? Hmm? Suiras looking at me strangely. She said that she couldnt afford to lose, so why isnt she happy about winning? Hmmm a womans heart is mysterious. Please spin in a circle and wave your hand. Sure. Like this? I dont really get it, but if Suira wants me to, why not? I spun around and waved as Suira told me to. He got charmed? Please wait, Onee-sama. I just checked that earlier. He might still be acting. Then, umm then could you sign the contract from a moment ago? Those upturned eyes are unfair! Cmon, now I just have to sign it! Got it This good? I signed the document that Suira held out to me once again. By the way, although I cant write the characters of this worldsnguage even though I can read them, Im now able to write a few words a bit shoddily with the glove-type golem I made with Rokukos coboration. My names one of the words. Suira looked at the document Id passed back to her and checked to see if I really signed it. Hmm? She looks like a deer stuck staring at headlights. Her face looks great like that too. We did it? A-amazing, Onee-sama! You even charmed a man of a different preference! No, thats not it, Michiru. This man doesnt appear to be a lolicon. Ah,e to think of it, they were mistaking me for a lolicon, werent they? Seriously, Im having to deny it all the time. Whos spreading rumors like that? Its the fault of that rumor that Suira had such a strange misunderstanding about me Ill have to figure out whos doing it and shut them down next time. Vige Chief, tell me a secret that you cant tell anyone. Hmm? A secret that no one can know like what you two are? Correct. Oh, please ignore that thing about Michiru. Got it. So a secret I cant tell anyone huh? A secret I cant tell anyone huh, thats pretty hard. If it were a big secret itd have to be the dungeon, but I can talk to Rokuko and the others about it and they all know about my earth mage Narikin mast. In other words, it has to be a secret I cant even talk to Rokuko about do I have something like that? Hmm, I have to think of something so that I can tell Suira about it In truth I still dont really know the meaning of the word partner, but recently, my partner, Rokuko, has been casually getting into my personal space. Its a bit scary Yep, thats a secret I cant even talk to Rokuko about. Now its a secret I share with Suira. Are you head over heels for her? [1] Fufu, so youre asking that? Its alright, Suira is the only one in my heart. That makes me so happy. Is there nothing else then? A fetish you cant tell anyone perhaps? Hmm, a fetish I cant tell anyone about. Thats hard Are you a lolicon? No. I am a foot fetishist, but its not like Im hiding it. Rather, Im pretty open about it. I even tell Rokuko I am whenever ites up. And it feels like Meat knows something about it since she asionally forgets her socks in my room. So as for something I cant tell anyone hmm, it really is hard. It doesnt feel like Ive had much of a libido since bing a Dungeon Master in the first ce? But! If Suira is asking for it, a man must answer! Ah, right. Recently, Ive felt a bit nice when I turn into a little girl. You like cross dressing? Something like that? I mean, its a bit fun to be cute. Hmm, that truly is a weakness Weakness? I dont really know if that is one, but Suira seems to be happy so its all good. It might be fun to transform into Suira and make out with her. Ive also been thinking that female bonding might be good recently. Really? Then how about next time I turn you into a girl and tease you? It would be a sensation you cant taste in reality. Thatd be awesome. Ill look forward to it. I can actually use [Super Transformation] to be a girl in reality too, but a proper man wouldnt resist a womans advances, probably? I think. Definitely. Maybe. So then, what do you hate? My sleep being obstructed. If someone does that for something that has no reason rted to me, Ill recognize them as an enemy and crush them. Anyone who disturbs my sleep is an enemy. This question was an easy one. Fufufu, but I wouldnt mind if you woke me up yeah? Being able to hear Suiras voice would be plenty enough of a reason maybe itd be just barely enough? No, thats actually difficult. Id have to think about it even if it were Suira. What have you done to people that did? I think I had the dungeon eat them? Those are some good memories. Yep, those bandits were great nourishment. Well, thats the feeling I got when I asked Rokuko about it. Huh? Suira, did you just pull a bit away? Ah, sorry. Did I scare you? N-no. Its nothing, Im alright. If so, okay. Onee-sama. Isnt this person dangerous? Hes killed people? This about it from another angle, Michiru. This will be a weakness. Its not like I really did it myself, but well, she can turn my dungeon into a weakness? Yep, as expected of Suira. Theres nothing I can add to that either. Well, this much should be enough. So then, Vige Chief-san, go back to your room and forget everything about us until we meet again. That we were here is a secret as well but you will agree to having signed this contract. Got it. Ill head back to my room then. Thats a good boy. Ill give you a reward. When Suira said that, she brought her face close to mine and, gently meeting my lips with hers, nimbly inserted her tongue. Her soft and sweet tongue made it feel like my hips were going to give out I somehow endured it. My hearts beating like a drum in my chest. Im sure that my face is beat red too. puah. M-my legs arent working. Puah. Oh? How cute For you to get like this from a simple kiss, youre unexpectedly innocent arent you? P-please dont look so much. Its embarrassing. Oh? Havent you done something horrible to your Partner-san? Huhu. What? Rokuko has nothing to do with it After that, I walked back to the inn. Then, as she told me to, I forgot about Suira and Michiru. Footnotes: The original line says noroke kashira?, where noroke is like up ying/speaking fondly about your significant other. Basically, Are you gushing about your love life right now? I dont think that has the same feeling as the raw, though, so I altered the line a bit. Further input from anyone familiar with it would be appreciated. Chapter 225 In the Shadows [And thats what happened!] So you were just watching that whole time? [I dont have a body, its not like I couldve done anything to stop it. And I cant use Posession on you unless I have your permission either, Master.] I thought Id headed back to the inn and had some good sleep, but it looks like I was charmed by the Subus and lost my memory. After hearing Rokuko, Neru, and the others testimonies I quickly learned that Id blundered and got charmed. Moreover, my own written note was conclusive evidence on it. Id written a note saying: [I got charmed and will be losing my memory]. Seeing the memo Id left with Rokuko, I got some of my memory back. The part of my memory that came back wasnt the part of me talking with Suira but the bit about preparing the stage. Since I couldnt remember the parts concerning Suira, I headed back to my room and had Neru supplement my memories heading back to my room first saved me. It was a secret that I couldnt tell Rokuko after all. [Rather, this is what you expected right?] Well, something like it. The part about me being charmed was going as nned so far. The strategy I thought up went like this: Temporarily pretend to be charmed by the pink-haired girl. Lure out her sister, expose that I wasnt charmed, then be charmed. Neru would then return me to myself if she could, else devote herself to gathering information if she couldnt. *Additionally, Meat would be hidden in the shadows, tailing them back to their base if possible. As for getting charmed after revealing that I wasnt charmed, that was to get my opponents to rx their guard. And so, by carrying out this strategy, I got some insurance by sealing my memories and forgetting about thetter half of the strategy. My handwritten memo would act as the key. The method I used to seal them was practically the same as what Suira used. I wasmanded through a charm. As a result of that, since I was charmed, I acted practically unconsciously. Additionally, I was set so as to not spill anything big about the dungeon by being told that it was [Something not to discuss]. Nerupossessing the Dollhad me charmed under Rokukos supervision but thats another piece I dont really remember I didnt do anything weird, right? Rather, you guys didnt do anything weird to me, right? Still though, I put various things in the inns warehouse to appear to be weaknesses but they didnt get brought up at all. Grah, that didnt turn out well. [I dont think someones thought patterns when theyre charmed are that easy to figure out though? It all turns cryptic once the charm ends.] I wasnt expecting to predict it perfectly though. The only [Weakness Id prepared] that made an appearance was that [Id killed people (bandits) and had the dungeon eat them]. Im just barely safe because of the way I said it. On the contrary, maybe its authenticity improved? I headed back to the Master Room where Rokuko was waiting. Rokuko looked up from some book she was reading when I entered. Meat had returned as well. Looks like Rokuko collected her when she returned to the dungeons domain. Are you alright, Kehma? Yeah. Im pretty sure my memorys filled in I removed the ring (Neru) and handed it to Rokuko. Ive already finished my task so theres no reason for me to have it. So then, how did it go on your end, Meat? I found their base. I can clean them up whenever. That so? Good job. Meats tail wagged back and forth when I started petting her. Seeing Meat like that, I suddenly had a thought: isnt talking about cleaning them up worse for her education than building a brothel? Rather, Meat, your way of dealing with things its a bit brutal, you know? Its good that youre faithful to the dungeon, but you might end up as a smiling, bloodthirsty, knife-wielding killing machine if you keep it up. Youre still going about assuming that the normal way is to clean them up howd you get like this? Lets go the peaceful route for now, okay? Okay. It looks like they have some circumstances going on, so talking with them is important lets go with that. Still though, charms are scary, they can even seal memories I wonder if I could get a charm resistance skill from the gacha? Its not in the catalog though. Peaceful, huh? Wont you put the brothel under the dungeons control? I dont mind though. Rokuko please help me think up an excuse for Haku-san. What, couldnt you just say you built it to shelter Subi? Theyre great for the dungeon right? Would that work? Kehma, arent you too afraid of Haku Ane-sama? You even beat her. Alright, lets try moving forward with building the brothel (Quivering Voice). Well, each of the Subus are worth dozens of thousands of DP and theres ten of them. If I can make them ourrades theres no doubt that itll be a nice catch for us. Its a bit of a problem that one of thems a human, but Ill figure that out after talking with them. Now then, Neru. Please tell me what the Subi did to Kehma. [Okay! Ill tell you everyone other than what I was forbidden to say!] Oi, you just said theres something you cant say. In other words, theres something that needed to be forbidden? Looks like theres some punishment in order for those Subi Alright, how about we leave that behind? Oookay, the Subi! They might get away if we arent quick! I rather obviously changed the topic. You will tell meter, right? Well, if I still remember. Its troublesome in a number of ways, so Id be better off forgetting~ * Because of all that, Meat headed out for the Subis base with the Subus Ring on. Its a shack built here in the forest is it a hut used by lumberjacks as a rest area or something? I took control of the surrounding forest as the dungeons domain, the only area not included is the shack the Subi are using. As for me, Im in the Master Room deploying Golems to the areas we gained control of. I used the Messenger Golem, Euma, and had him stand in front of the shack and will be talking through him. Ill be contacting them like this since it looks like Ill be charmed again if I meet them personally. In other words, Im raiding them as the Dungeon Master rather, as a Dungeon Boss. [Aah, aah. Lets see, you guys are surrounded. Resistance is futile, so pleasee out.] Who is ! W-w-w-w-what the heck!? A Golem sea!? By the way, Id deployed fifty Stone Golems, enough to encircle the small building. Now then, lets have a peaceful chat surrounded by Golems. Chapter 226 On the Level of Taking an Arrow to the Knee The encircling siege formation err, well, its just a simple Golem wall, but as theres a chance Id get charmed if I met with the Subi directly, negotiating as the Vige Chief would be self-destructive. Thats why its necessary for me to deal with them as a Dungeon Master, someone that can negotiate remotely through a Golem [Lets see hm? Theres just nine of you?] Yeah, just nine. [Hmm.] Suira and the other Subi came out from the shack, but there were just nine people. There should have been eleven people in total I guess the people that arent here are Michiru and the human? I looked at the nine again. All of them were wearing clothes that should be measured more as string length than by cloth yardage. The exposure amount was amazing. There werent any humans among them, probably. If there were, theyd be sluts. Well, its more convenient without humans given the circumstances. Still having Meat standby in the forest, I faced the person who was probably the Subis leader, Suira, and addressed her. [What, its not like Im really looking for a fight. I just thought we should have a bit of a talk You can trust me, alright? Itll work out better for both of us that way.] [Alright, at least it looks like youre understanding me.] Suira was just ring at me silently, but since not trusting = fighting = war, she has no choice but to trust me if she doesnt want to fight against a crowd of Golems that their charm doesnt work again. But since its not my intention to actually fight, Ill move right on to what Im here for. [Alrightdies, how do you feel about being employed by my dungeon?] Dungeon? B-by some chance, are you a Dungeon Core? [Ah, you could think of me as something like that.] Suira face cramped. Did she remember something unpleasant about a Dungeon Core? E-excuse me. Is it for [Cave of Desires]? Youre scouting us for there? [Yeah.] Umm, if we refuse? [I wont do anything if you leave. Well, I cant say for sure if you keep loitering around nearby] Let us talk for a few minutes. [Sure.] I visibly looked over Suiras group. It looked like they finished talking after a bit of time. Suira looks displeased, I wonder how shell answer? If you are fine with us not going under your control, we are fine with doing what you say. [Hoh, so you know that much? Great, thatll speed this up. Sure, that works.] Eh Really?is what Suiras face was saying. [Hmm? Youll do what youre told right?] We wont listen if you tell us to die you know. [As long as you listen to our demands and dont do too much, its fine. I dont intend to ask for anything unreasonable. Okay?] We also have secrets though. [Ill do some investigating, but if youre concealment experts its the same as me not doing any. Ill overlook any secrets that arent detrimental to the dungeon.] What are you nning? [Thats a bit excessive. You understand that having disturbances nearby is bad yeah? Itd be good if you followed that policy.] Why did you bring so many Golems then? [I thought itd go faster this way. I mean, it really did go quick.] By bringing out this many Golems, there wouldnt be any doubts about the Dungeon Master and wed avoid any unnecessary fighting. And instead of a deposit, Ill give them some normal food. [Even if youre all Subi, youre still more or less fine with normal food yeah? I brought along several days worth of food.] Thats a big help. She looks surprised, I wonder if she was thinking I was a Dungeon Master that wouldnt even guarantee her livelihood despite inviting them for the job? Im just surprised that a Golem understands the concept of eating. [Ah, well, Im a representative to thest.] I see, so that was it huh. At least it looks like I wont have to worry about finding any new employees for a while. [By the way, you still have otherrades in hiding right? Would they be fine working for the dungeon too?] Umm, you saw through us, huh. [Maybe. But Im not reallyining, you know? I just wanted to negotiate properly.] Alright, Ill trust you But, umm, its hard to say, but one of us is a human. [Hoh, a human, is it?] I already knew, but I pretended that it was the first time I heard about it. [Id like to not meet with them if possible.] Shes already behind the door. Shes, well, more or less heard and agrees. She wont tell anyone about the dungeon. Alright. Please instruct her about the policies Ill be thinking about your instructions, so please rest properly until then.] And then, just as I tried to leave. Please wait! I heard a voicee from the behind the door. With a bang, the door tried to open. It hit against the Subus standing in front of the door. Oh, someones in the way? I wonder who it is. Could you please move? Hya!? N-no! Its dangerous! Please stand down! Bang, bang. Someone inside struck against the door over and over. Staggering, the Subus kept holding the door closed. No, this is where I must show my sincerity. Why do you sound so happy then!? Because, doesnt it sound like it would definitely be amusing if I went out there!? What sincerity? Im getting a bad feeling here. [Yeah, well, cya.] Alright. Leave this to me I tried to escape with the Golems while that Subus held the door closed. Hey!? Please dont be rash! Please, please stand down, Leona-sama! Did she just say Leo na? I unintentionally stopped moving. Boom! A loud noise rang out as the door was blown away, revealing a human walking out. And that human was a woman. A woman with a ck ponytail and red eyes. Pleased to meet you. The woman smiling therewas Leona. Well now. Could I call this a counted yakuman? [1] Footnotes: Mahjong hand thats super hard to get and rewards super points. More info here. Chapter 227 Leona It wasing through the monitor, but a cold shiver ran down my back. Its simr to the time I first saw Haku-sana dangerous person. I dont really know what shes thinking, but she has that unreasonable [Something] scent to her. Right. I should be able to see her DP per day since shes inside the dungeons domain now. I opened the menu to quickly check it out. Lets see 124,800 DP? My eyes must be worn out. I rubbed them and took another look. Its 1248 DP this time. I see, so 1248 DP huh. Thats great, shes just at the level of a Hero. I was just seeing things. Theres no way she could be worth more than 100,000 DP yeah, lets go with that. I didnt see anything. Please spare me. Nice to meet you, Im called Leona. [ Nice to meet you. Imright, you can call me Golem-san. Well, thats all for today then.] Golem-san, is it? Fufufu, Ill be receiving your dungeons graces for a while! To be honest, I dont want to get involved with her to the point that I dont even want to tell her my pseudonym, Euma. Rather, Leona. The grandmother of our two part-time waitresses Setsuna and Nayuta, the owner of the ridiculously broken wolf slime Rin, and the person who might also be Meats grandmother is that all? She has ck hair and red eyes, so she matches with the information I heard from Setsuna. I can only really see her as a high school girl, but thats also following along with the information. Come to think of it, Setsuna said that she was a Subus or something and that a Subus would be able to understand she was [Different] on sight, didnt see? Do I not need to be wary her being a Subus but that shes [Something that isnt a Subus that slipped into a group of Subi]? Umm, about that Seriously, please spare me. Ah, there are some circumstances causing me to be chased so Id be thankful if you could hide me. [Well, about that. I cant guarantee it. Itll depend on the other party.] Itd be great if you could. Well, its not like I couldnt handle it myself if not You know whos chasing you right? Theyre your grand kids yeah? [Umm, right. Should I call you Leona-sama or something?] I dont mind if you want to drop the honorific. Everyone seems to end up using it though. Leona nced over at a Subus. But the Subus just shook her head really fast. But Leona-sama has all of my gratitude Its like that. [The heck did you do?] I just improved the Subus races food situation, it wasnt anything major. The Subis food situation? Just what did you do? Its probably better if I dont ask. Lets just move on. I decided to change the topic. [ Uhh, so why is a human like you moving around with Subi?] Because it sounded fun. [Im just making sure, but umm, you are a human and not a Subus right?] Im an everyday seventeen year old human female. Seventeen eh? Is that so. Ill overlook that. But one of the Subi asked Leona directly. Leona-sama, didnt you say you were seventeen around three years ago? There are some humans that dont age. No there arent! For a famous example, there is Haku Raverio, the empires progenitor. There is! But Haku-san is a Dungeon Core! At the very least, Leona has perpetual youth thats also ording to what I know already though. [Well alright. Since I dont intend to deal with you as a human] Ooh, so you want to turn me into a seedbed for Goblins and Orcs!? [Why do you look so happy?I mean, Ill be treating you the same as the Subi.] Aww Why do she look so down put? I seriously dont get what shes thinking I feel like Im started to understand why Rin was how it was if shes the one that raised it. I looked away from Leona and spoke to Suira. [Please wait in the shack here for now. Ill call for you when Im ready to ept you all. It should be around three days at thetest.] Alright. [Cya then.] * We collected the group of Golems lead by Euma into the Master Room. Whoops, we have to collect Meat as well. With that, I looked at Rokuko. Rokuko had fallen over onto the floor for some reason. O-oi, Rokuko!? U-uu K-Keima? She responded when I shook her. Uu, my heads pounding Eh, what happened? Come to think of it, Rokukos been quiet since a bit ago. It suddenly went boom and I started feeling bad like something amazing jolted my body. No way, did Leona do something? I dont know, but I felt it when she entered the dungeons domain. Does that have any rtion to when I saw that hundred thousand-plus DP per day? No way, for her to do a Direct Attack to the dungeon Core seriously, who is she? This is something I have to figure out sooner rather thanter. Its alright, I dont really know why but Im alright now. I mean, I feel fine physically. Dont push yourself okay? But you know your body the best, so ah, please collect Meat. Alright. As soon as Rokuko waved her hand, Meat teleported into the Master Room. Teleported, Meat fell onto the floor like shed hit her limits and was exhausted. Hey!? This time its Meat?Oi, are you alright!? When I touched her shoulder, her body felt strangely cold. When I took a closer look, herplexion was bad and she was trembling. G-Goshujin-sama Calm down. What happened? N-nothing, at all but my body, it wont stop shaking I should warm her body for right now. I heated up water Id created with [Water] through a weakened [Fireball] and put it into a 5 DP hot water bottle. Th thank you very much Meat, are you alright? Do you want to eat a melon roll? A hamburger would be nice It looks like she has a bit left in her. She gradually calmed down after I gave her a warm hamburger to eat. So you dont know why? Yeah. Sorry. I should have been watching the shack from a long distance away, but my body stopped moving at some point. [Youd talked to the point that I wasnt exposed either, but there wasnt any reactions at all~] [1] So its better if Meat doesnt contact Leona huh. Considering that Wanko Subus is what I thought our best fighting strength was, what should I do the Subis employment is already full of troubles. I guess for a silver lining here, its not as though shes hostile, shes at least friendly on the surface. Hey, Kehma, what are we going to do? Let me think for a bit. But like a lot of unpleasant situations, that doesnt seem to be her true intention. We cant approach this haphazardly Footnotes: I cant seem to figure out the proper pronoun for this sentence. The raw only says [nk] had talked to the point I wasnt exposed either, but no reaction at all~ Chapter 228 eptance Preparations Im getting the feeling that whats going on is a bit over what I can deal with, so lets inform Haku-san about whats going on. I mean, I dont think our neighbor (Ontentoo) could even handle them. I had Rokuko to write a letter saying [Some dangerous girl named Leona came]. I then teleported the letter to [White Beach] that Id made during the previous Dungeon Battle. Theres a [White Labyrinth] derivation dungeon next to it for contact purposes named [White Secret] (named by Haku-san). Its basically a dungeon for the sake of having a hotline to contact Haku-san. After the Dungeon Battle, Haku-san set up a cabinthats all the dungeon is. To be frank, its just one of Haku-sans holiday houses that has dungeon functions. She even has a Silky living there as a housekeeper. Rather than for maintaining the cabin, the housekeepers only there to wait for Rokuko trying to contact her. Its a bit of an extravagant usage, but thats just something the existence known as Haku-san can afford to do. While Im definitely thankful that it gives us a means to quickly get in contact with Haku-san, its pretty terrifying. Entrusting the letter to the taciturn girl wearing green-colored maid clothes, I returned. By the way, the person waiting for letters on our side is the Dungeon Boss Tentacle Slime, Ten-san. Jiggly. Its arranged such that when letters are mailed to our box and gets to Ten-san, hell contact me. Now that our report was sent, the response shoulde soon. Its Haku-san were talking about, so itll be tomorrow at thetest. * Lets make a dormitory for the Subi to stay in for now As for its location, I guess I could put it in the Meadow Area? That is, the rest stop ce Ive been making next to the Warehouse Area. Didnt I make it a Safety Zone? It wont be a Safety Zone anymore if theres going to be monsters in it will it? Well, its time for Narikin Mask for the first time in a long time! Umm, Kehma? Do you need to do that? No onese so far into the dungeon yet though? Its a matter of mood, so Im Narikin. Theres no helping it if its about mood huh well, will you be building it instantly this time too? Ive just been taking out the stuff Id built in advance though? Still, Im going to have to build the modules out of Wood Golems this time. So please prepare arge amount of wood for me. Yeah yeah, Ill take it out of the stockpile. Rokuko dropped a ton of logs and branches from the Master Rooms corner out into the Meadow Area, forming a pile. It caused a few to break or crack, but its not a problem since Im going to be using [Create Golem] anyway. Well then, here I go [Create Golem]~ I filled the small hill of wood with my magical power, permeating it and gaining control of it. Then I changed its form like I was kneading y The first thing I need to do is organize it all. I finished cutting it down into nks, supports, and other wood products needed to build a house. The bark can be used for something else so I kept it in another pile. Kehma, couldnt you make a living with that trick alone at this point? Dont call it a trick. Im not even worried about making a living anyway since we have the inn yeah? Also, I have the mask on right now, Im Narikin. Although just processing wood into lumber would be plenty enough to make a living, I seriously dont want to work. Well, Ill be taking out some normal Golems and attaching everything together with them through [Create Golem] next. You dont even need nails huh~ Ill be using some as camouge anyway though. Getting help from therge Stone Golems Id made to be like heavy machinery, I bonded them together. I finished all twelve of the room modules rather quickly. The reason theres one extra is so that itll be a nice and even number. Well, I used each of the rooms to build it like a single container house and Im nning on having the toilet and bath shared, so its mostlyplete. As for furniture, for now Ill just put a single futon and an empty box to put things in in each of the rooms. Its perfect. Now I just need to add a roof and make an entrance pathway and itll be done whoops, I gotta add the toilet and bath as well still. Six containers were lined up next to each other with two rows facing each other, making twelve in all. [1] It has a bit of a vige feel to it. Id say it feels more like a downtown shopping street if it was a shop though. I set up a water source nearby and made a proper toilet with the dungeons functions ah, do Subi even need to use the toilet? Whatever. I also made a bath. The onsens water pipe heads through the area near here, so Ill just extend it a bit to make a bathing area here as well. Its a perfect open-air type. Finished. One hour forty minutes! So you kept looking at the clock to keep track of the time it took? Awake Kehma is suuuuper efficient. Cut it out, I wont do anymore work even if you praise me. But you didnt even take two hours I heard that a good carpenter would normally take a few days to build a house though, you know? I cant secure my sleeping hours if Im not fast after all. Still though, [Create Golem] can do anything. And now everythings in ce to call over the Subi. Id nned on making it so that we could observe them as much as possible, but its more like were just inviting enemies into the dungeon. I guess well move the core to the inn when we bring them here? Probably. We should pay close attention to that Leona girl too right? Yeah. Ill have Rokuko and the others keep up the surveince. Im going to sleep. Tomorrow should be good for calling them all over. * Haku-sans reply came the next day. What did she write? Umm, how should I put it? Haku-sans letter said: [Absolutely kill Leona if you have the chance. As for you being killed instead that probably wont happen, but dont push it. Also, make sure that Rokuko-chan doesnt get seen by Leona. Itll corrupt her.] What, Haku Ane-sama knows Leona? It looks like she has a grudge too. Really? Who is she? Seriously. An influential person thats lived a long time. Shes even been marked by Haku-san? Or is she the one that marked Haku-san Either way, getting Haku-sans message saying that [You being killed wont happen], thats huge. Well, its a bit vague since she said probably though. It didnt look like Haku-san was panicking, so its probably not an imminent crisis for now at least. I can feel relieved for now now, to sleep! Also, Haku-sans letter said to [Not talk about the dungeons stuff], thats really troubling. Crap seriously, crap. I already tried out employing the Subi for the dungeon. If I told Haku-san that, my life might be in jeopardy Yeah, lets keep quiet on that. Well, the most important thing is that we know whats going on before they came into the dungeon. Well, guess its time to invite the Subi over with Euma? By the way, how are we going to get them into the dungeon? Wont they be exposed if theye in through the entrance? I forgot about that. Ill have to open up a side entrance to the dungeon huh. Should I close it up when were done or keep it open as a back door? Footnotes: I might be picturing this wrong, but in my head its almost like an entrance into a hallway with 6 rooms on each side of it? Keimas description is weird. Chapter 229 The Second Godly Beddings I led the SubiLeona includedto the dungeon using an out-of-the-way path. Id decided have them enter through the backdoor I made. Just to be sure, I would like to check things out first. [Of course, go for it.] Suira herself checked the residences before returning to the back door and saying that she found nothing wrong. Not having proper bedding would be troubling, after all. Ah, the Id be troubled if it turned into [Ill kill you after all] kind of situation? That huh~. Its obvious when you take credibility into ount. This time, I guided the Subi and Leona into the dungeon. Michiru, who wasnt there before, came as well. She was tightly holding onto the corners of Leonas clothes in fright. The other Subis clothes are all practically strings, so maybe she was the only one whose clothes she could hold on to? Also, even though the Subi were all wary of traps, Leona walked in the lead without the slightest worry. Its like her momentum would break traps just by stepping on them. By the way, there are traps, but Ive set them so that theyll only activate if unauthorized peoplee here. There were several rooms on the way, but there werent really any traps, were there? Cheh, how boring. Whys she looking disappointed Wait, was her confidence from being able to manage even if there were traps? This isnt a situation where I can pick a fight. Like that, we appeared in the Meadow Area. There were twelve container houses lined up. Everyone other than Suira, whod already seen them, was surprised. Leona looked at me with a smile. Golem-san, thank you for preparing such a good residence for us. [Ah, yeah. Please let me know if you need anything. Though as for whether or not Ill be able to amodate you, I dont know.] Leonas daily DP is still changing a lot. Its at 2480 right now, but it was 0 a little while ago. Cmon, its changing way too much for me to figure anything out. Or maybe this is also something that happens with people with a connection to dungeons I mean, she is something like Haku-sans acquaintance she said to not talk to her about dungeon stuff though Being given something as great as this, aaah, its so wonderful. I could bring anyone I want here! [Though there is a possibility that people wille along since this is a dungeon well, you all can do what you want with them. Just dont kill them, let theme back alive.] May we take away their possessions too? [ Try not to overdo it okay? At least leave them with their underwear intact.] Eh, but thats the most delicious spot! [Im not so sure I know what meaning of delicious youre using, but in that case at least leave them with a jacket. If you just roll them over there unconscious, Ill have Golems take them back out in front of the dungeon.] Kaaay~ Leona replied obediently. The other Subi appeared to assent as well. [Ill make sure to bring normal good as well since there wont be so many peopleing here.] Thanks But really, theres even a toilet and a bath, isnt there? Are you not nning anything? [Nothing right now. As for what Ill be nning, Im thinking of how I should make use of you Subi from here on.] Oh? The no n type? So thats why even my eyes cant see through this. Whats that about your red eyes now? Yep, first thing Im going to do is somehow contact Setsuna from the dungeon side of things and leak her whereabouts. Right, Suira. Should we give it that as thanks? That, you mean Leona-sama, you dont mean? Yeah, lets give it the Subus treasure, the [Godly Beddings]. Did she just say [Godly Beddings]? I recalled the Rokuko-exclusive use [Godly Beddings] series [Godly Comforter] Rokuko got from [Father] from our previous Dungeon Battle. I also used it one time by transforming into Rokuko, but it really did feel wonderful. Oh, Golem-san. The [Godly Beddings] are beddings said to be the highest quality of pleasant sleep you could ever haveto the point of being godlyif you collect the full set. Supreme sleep at the level of godhood that really is attractive. It might be a good idea to try collecting the rest. Id absolutely love to get it from her if I could. But unfortunately, the Subi stopped Leona. Please wait, Leona-sama! The [Godly Beddings] is a Subus treasure. Its an item that is powerful and must be strictly controlled! Yeah, Leona-sama! Its an item we left to you because youre Leona-sama! I cant approve of just giving it to Golem-san who we just met yesterday! Now now sleep isnt necessary for Golems, so I thought that its management would be fine in Golem-sans hands. Besides, it would be [Authentic] if it was put in the deepest depths of a dungeon right? Authentic, huh being a treasure deep within a dungeon would be authentic. I want that Godly Beddings. Howfortable must it be if its even called the Subus treasure? ah, I cant be greedy here. I have to pretend to be disinterested to the bitter end and get the Godly Beddings through a natural flow. [Well, Im fine either way, but if I had to say, if its something youre offering, Id like to have it. Im a bit curious, could I see the Godly Beddings? Rather, could I even use it? I mean, Id also like to hear if its restricted as a Subus-only item or if theres some other restriction.] Wow, Golem-sans suuuper drooling for it. See, Leona-sama? It obviously wants it! Even though its a Golem! W-what did I do wrong? Even though they shouldnt have been able to read my expression through the Golem [Whatre you talking about. Youre misunderstanding me. All it was was that Im a little interested in the effectiveness of the Godly Beddings and itsfort. I never intended to misuse it at all! I genuinely just want to try using it as my beddings!] For now, thats enough as thanks right? No but its still the Subus treasure, its not something we can give away so easily right, Leona-sama? Im also afraid that it will be misused Why are the Subis expressions all like theyre looking at something bad? Is using it no good? Kuh, the heck!? Beddings are meant to be used! Now now, I think its alright if Golem-san uses it how it wants if we give it it for now. Rather, Im interested on how Golem-san will use it. [ Ooh! Youre very reasonable, Leona.] But what Suira and the others have said is true. We havent known you for long, Golem-san, so lets put the Godly Beddings on hold~ [ Kuh, o-oh well. Theres still a lot of stuff we dont know about each other, it cant be helped that you dont trust me yet. So then, umm, about when do you think itd turn into being alright?] I wonder now. Hmm, I guess Id be fine offering it to you if I feel that we can get along well. So sooner orter? Leona spoke with a sweet smile on her face. Right, we will give you the Subus treasure, the Godly Beddings [Godly Comforter]! A duplicate~ Chapter 230 And I Dont Intend to Hide Her At All So those can have doubles too, huh. Id thought that there were only one of each of the Godly Beddings in the world like a certain set of balls, but I guess not? [1] Well even if they are [Godly], they are beddings, so there has to be spares even those balls had other ones with different stars. [Y-yeah. Godly Comforter huh? Sounds warm.] Can Golems even be warm or cold? [Its a matter of the feeling behind it.] Well, it being a double isnt a problem in the least since Id be able to use it separately from Rokukos. What would happen if we tried using them both at the same time? [What other kinds of Godly Beddings are there?] From what I know, other than theforter, theres a pillow, mattress, nket, nightcap, as well as pajamas, and underwear. [Umm, how is underwear a part of beddings?] Would you sleep naked under the pajamas? Its like that. Well, if I had to say if it was or wasnt a part of beddings, I guess its rted? Its more beddings-ish than Chanel No. 5 or something at least. [2] That aside, are you sure about us being on defense here? [Yeah, well go with you all having the duty of being on standby for defense. Well, there havent even been any adventurers that have made it this far so you can just rx. By the way, would you like a guard just in case? Or do you not need one? Leona seems like a pretty strong person?] No way! Im just a weak, insecure girl, so please go and leave fiveno six Orichalcum Golems here! And just whose mouth is thating from? By the way, Leonas current daily DP ie is at 5000 DP. Thats four or five Heroes worth. [That would be a bit much Ill leave ten Iron Golems. You should be able to somehow manage any adventurers that make it here with that many.] I want some iron, could I have one of them? [ If its just one, go for it.] I was also a bit worried about what theyd do without any armor. I decided to wrap up our conversation and head back. Then, when I looked at Rokuko, she was spread out across the Master Rooms floor. Again? Rokuko, are you alright? Im fine just a bit weak right now. Rather, its like my blood cirction is amazing. So its like Leona just gave Rokuko a massage, making her a limp noodle eh? The heck kind of attack is that I-its probably her DP. I got a simr feeling when Haku Ane-sama gave me her DP. I see. The probability of her being some dungeons staff is increasing more and more ah,e to think of it, wasnt Setsunas dad a Dungeon Core? Taking that into ount, isnt it alright to just assume that shes some dungeons official for certain? But then why did Haku-san tell me to not talk to her about dungeon stuff? I moved Rokuko over to her bed put her down in it. Even though I say it like that, I just used the deployment menu function to send her to her rooms bed. The Godly Comforter can full recover both magical power and physical stamina, so she should be alright. * I decided to leak the information about Leona to Setsuna immediately. I should have her tell me about who Leona really is as a trade. So when I secretly left a letter saying [I acquired information about Leona. Come alone, immediately], she came immediately. Even if she wasnt on her shift, it was still faster than expected. Setsuna, havinge to the small room thats called [Avarice Lodge] in the corner of the former Riddle Area, asked about Leona right off the bat. You said you got information about Grandma? [Yeah. To be exact, Leonas whereabouts.] Umm, is it really my Grandma Leona? [She more or less matches the information you gave me. Id need more information to be exact.] With that, I spoke of Leonas appearance. After listening to the gist of it, Setsuna nodded. Ponytail huh, thats definitely Grandmas favorite hairstyle. Alright, Ill tell you who Grandma is, so tell me where this Leona was sighted. I feel bad for everyone, but I have to chase after her [Im alright with telling you where first, but I wont give any guarantees. Please tell me who she really is.] I know. Setsuna nodded suddenly. So Ill finally know about what Leona truly is Grandma is a Dungeon Core. [Hoh, a peer of mine? Hmm? But how is her identity something that needed to be hidden from me?] Shes a Dungeon Core, but, umm, shes not just a Dungeon Core I mean, uhh. Shes also a Dungeon Master. A Dungeon Core turned into a Dungeon Master? Like how Rokuko called herself when we first met? At any rate, I guess her being rted to a dungeon is a fact now that I know shes a Dungeon Master. And its also super hard to say but shes also a Hero. I see, so shes a Hero eh? Hold up. I can understand being a Hero and a Dungeon Master. I mean, Im like that. But what about a Dungeon Core being a Hero? [Is she a self-proimed Hero?] No, shes a genuine Hero that was properly certified by God. She said that her ck hair is evidence as for me being the descendant of a Hero and a Dungeon Core, umm, theres that. I-I dont want to cause trouble. [Well, thats good. I understand that you trust this ce But shes not a Heros descendant right? Id heard that Heroes have ck hair and brown eyes?] Her eye color turning red is a side effect of the skill she has. [Heeeh] A skill that causes the persons eyes to turn red, huh. What kind of skill is it? A sight-type skill? Ah, is that why Haku-sans eyes are red too? No, its alright right now huh? [3] [What kind of skill is it?] She said that its [Super Massage Lv 10]. [ Eh?] It has [Super XX] as its name, so its a Heros skill, but massage? Moreover, Lv 10? That has to be a joke. I dont know if its the truth or not, but it seems like a Heros skill. [Assuming its true, it sounds scary but whyd that turn her eyes red?] So that she can see her targets diforts I think? [4] [O-o-oh.] Its to the point that Id like to treat it like a hoax, but I cant say anything about it after seeing what Rokuko was like after Id talked with Leona. [So uh, whats up with her being a Hero, Dungeon Core, and Dungeon Master?] From what I was told, she has some skill called [Super Alchemy] umm, it mixed them into her. The Hero and Dungeon Core parts, I mean. [ Eh? W-whyd she do something like that?] I dont really know why, but thats what she said. In other wordsassuming what Setsuna said is trueLeona is literally light darknessbined. Shes basically a dangerous existence. Is she an upgraded version of me? Ha ha, hah So, wheres Grandma? [Ah. She came to this dungeon the other day Right now shes living in an area I built even farther inside than this ce.] Eh? Shes HERE!? Setsuna shouted in astonishment. Understandable. [Yeah. To be frank, I want her to leave, but I thought itd be better to take your situation into ount. Shes under a kind of house arrest shes being docile for now, but I cant say how long thatllst. You should hurry up to meet her if you want to. I wont block your way if you and Nayuta go together yourselves.] Alright assuming Grandmas here, it should take some time to prepare, two days at most. [Now that I think of it, I did keep her here for you. As a service for that, please, tell me your goal.] Okay. My goal is to have Grandma change my body back. Saying that, Setsuna smiled. Footnotes: Dragonball series reference. Return Information about Chanel No. 5 perfume at this Wikipedia page. Return Pretty sure this is Keima referencing how Haku always seems to be aware of his thoughts/actions when shes away, causing him to feel her bloodlust. Return The word for diforts here also means: muscle stiffness, swelling, lumps, uneasiness, etc. Leona can basically see whats affecting her target negatively. Supposedly. Chapter 231 Reunion I see, so thats the hermaphrodite girl (?) Setsunas goal? [In other words, you were mixed with things through [Super Alchemy] as well?] Something like that Grandmas the only person that can restore me. [That so? I dont really know the details, but do your best yeah?] Un, thanks. Ill bring you something next time. [If you do, please bring me some information about the Godly Beddings.] Godly Beddings un, alright. With that, our talks came to a close. Setsuna returned to the small room and pressed down on the interrupt button to leave. * Then the next day came. Setsuna and Nayuta dove into the dungeon. Although they appeared to have shifts as waitresses today, it looks like Meat took their ce. I know their circumstances and readily gave my permission butwell, alright. Lets just enjoy Leonas reaction. I feel like I should goy down in my bed in anticipation for whatsing. Rather, I want toy down. Dont take my lines well, I get what you mean. Ill quicklyy down if Leona does something! It was too troublesome to bring her to her bed, so she decided to head back if she felt anything unusual. While we were talking about stuff like that, Setsuna and Nayuta had easily arrived in the Meadow Area that had the Subi in it. It could be called obvious since Id had Golems guide them there but still, they didnt think that Id deceived them at all? I wasnt deceiving them though. So now, lets see what happens. * They were told about it beforehand, but there really werent any dungeon traps or monsters getting in their way. Rather, a Golem even guided them so that theyd easily pass right through thebyrinth and not encounter any other adventurers. They made their way down the Staircase Areasomething that theyd heard was chock-full of trapswithout anything really happening and went through the Warehouse Areaa ce that theyd heard only the Hero had been able to investigatelike it was a stroll in the park with the Golems guidance. Once theyd been guided to the staircase that was the boundary to the area, the Golem guide left waving. We really were weed in huh. Are we sure this isnt a trap? I feel that we can trust Euma-san. I havent met him myself, but un, he doesnt seem ordinary. If Onee-chan says hes trustworthy, Ill trust him too. So shes right after this? Seems like it Shall we go in with some caution and see how it goes? When they went down the stairs, they saw a meadow. There was even a sky even though its inside a dungeon. There were asionally rooms and floors within dungeons that had environmental changes like this. This wasnt their first time seeing something like this, so neither of them were too surprised and were able to calm down and continue looking around. They were told that there was a rectangr building there with a woman named Leona living in it. She hadnt heard the details, but Euma had told her that he couldnt guarantee her safety in the floor that Leona lived in. In other words, she was someone not under the dungeons controlperhaps Leona was a traveler like them, or maybe a pet? That was what they originally assumed. Still though, this really is amunity. Id heard talks about there being a vige in the dungeon but its like this? There was a building surrounded by a fence made out of waist-high wooden nks. There was even a small gate with a brand-new wooden sign that said: [Our Passionate Wee! Subus Vige]. Subus Vige Subus, huh Looks like Grandmas here. Subi are troublesome as enemies. They said wee so how about we ask them? Lets try it. Umm hello~, is anyone there~? When Setsuna said that at the gate, several of the small houses doors opened. A person walked out. She had a rather seductive appearance and wore what would better be described as strings than as clothes. Hello~, are you adventurers? Oh, girls? Subi? This really is a Subus Vige then Yeah Umm, what should we do? We didnt expect that our first guests would be girls. Ah, right. Is someone named Leona here? We came to see them. When Setsuna said that, the Subus put herself on guard. Leona-samas pursuers!? Girls, get out here, quick! Eh, pursuers!? Where!? Hey, bring the spears! We wont let you take Leona-sama! Various Subi popped up and approached. W-wait! I, umm, please let us talk! To Leona-sama? Yeah! Well, thats if shes the [Leona] that Im thinking of At that moment, a woman wearing an ordinary outfit came out of the room that was the farthest away from them. Her face was exactly the one that Setsuna and Nayuta remembered, the red-eyed, ck-haired Leona. Ah! Youre here! Grandma! Is it really you!? Oh, if it isnt Setsuna? Nayuta too? Doing well~? Setsuna and Nayuta assumed their battle stances on reflex. Although this caused the Subi to once again be wary of them, Leona simply waved her hand. She was the only person left looking carefree, looking like she was just meeting her rtives after a few months. Umm, Leona-sama. Should we not attack them, then? Yeah, Suira, dont make this get violent. These are my cute granddaughters after all. Huh? Leona-sama, werent you seventeen? How do you have such grown children? Yeah, I have grandchildren at seventeen years old. Setsuna and Nayuta both looked at Leona with reproachful eyes. Leona simply smiled back at them. She appeared to not ept their visualints. Grandma? Would I lose if I tsukkomid here? Isnt it alright as-is, Nayuta? So, whyd youe to meet me? But dont use Grandma, call me something with some more love in it okay? Why not trying saying it? Repeat after me~, Leonan? [1] Setting that aside, I want my body restored. Oh? Hearing Setsunas request, Leona tilted her head. But arent you cuter this way? Besides, it was a Power Up~? Youre supreme in power and cuteness now~, fufufu. You! Oh my, dont get angry, now. Dont ruin your cute little facewait, its not so bad, is it? Youre even cute when youre angry, Setsuna. Let Grandma give you some allowance. Regarding Setsuna, who had tried to hit her, Leona simply dropped a silver coin down into her cleavage from behind. Although she definitely hadnt taken her eyes off of her, she vanished instantly and had appeared behind her. Hyah! W-when did you!? Its alright, Setsuna, youd be able to surpass even me if you keep on training you know? After around three hundred years. Three hundred years my lifespan would run out first. Oh? Setsuna, dont you know that you dont have a lifespan anymore since I made you immortal? Congrattions Setsuna, youll be able to train forever! Setsuna hadunched a backhand strike towards Leona as shed turned around. But her fist was easily deflected. Completely getting out of range of Setsuna, this time Leona gently patted Nayutas cheek from right in front of her. Do you also want to be made immortal if I get the materials, Nayuta? Ill decline! Who would want the ridiculous downsides forced on them!? Eternal youth is a womans dream though? Its easily enough to take on some pain and hardship for. Besides, isnt not like the side effects are even really that bad now are they? By the way, Nayuta. Youre travelling alone with Setsuna? Are you two sharing a room? Were sisters, so obviously! W-we havent done anything strange! She was swinging her knife around and blushing, but Nayuta was meant to be a rear guard in the first ce, she was much less suited tobat than Setsuna. Even Setsunas quick fist hadnt been able tond, so it wasnt like Nayutas attack would evernd. Isnt it alright!? Restore Onee-chan! Mmm, sorry, but no can do Leona spoke with an innocent smile. I mean, that doesnt sound fun at all. Although Setsuna took a short run to punch her, her fist was blocked nonchntly. Even after receiving Setsunas full-powered punch, Leonas palm didnt so much as quiver. Footnotes: Repeat after me is spoken in English. Chapter 232 Someone Who Really Doesnt Want to be Involved Leona grasped Setsunas fist tenderly and patted it. You tampered with my body for fun? Yeah? Whats wrong with that? You demon! She started to throw a punch with her other hand, but before the fist could even reach her, Setsuna copsed powerlessly. H. huh my, strength.? I just gave you a bit of my prided massage. Kay, Suira. You can eat up now~. In the Subus way, that is. Eeeh!? I mean sure, but are you sure? Theyre your grandchildren arent they? Im sure, go for it. Setsunas a delicacy, shell be super delicious. Shes a bit weak right now so just knock her out and roll her over kay~? Leona handed the unmoving Setsuna over to the Subus and looked at Nayuta. W-wait, Grandma? That means you wont hear my request? Oh, Nayuta, you have a request too? Did you wantrger boobs or something? Yep, we have a good amount (Subi) gathered here, so Ill exchange yours for whichever pair you like okay? I dont want that! Papa not waking up, thats your doing isnt it, Grandma!? Nn? Ah, that? Hmm its definitely something I did but I reaaally dont remember it, so sorry? Guu y-you! Ahahaha, Nayuta, I love your angry face so much! Its alright, did you know that theres a Philosophers Stone that can be produced by researching alchemy to the extreme? Despite its appearance, it can produce miracle cures if you use it and can cure most abnormalities. Check out this sample of a Philosophers Stone, see it? Leona took a stone that glowed with a faint red color out of her [Storage]. Guess thats the Philosophers Stone shed mentioned. Give me that thing! Ahahaha, sure~ [Super Alchemy]. Alright, its just an ordinary rock though. Leona changed the red stone into a gray-coloredordinary rock, then tossed it over to Nayuta. Even so, Nayuta caught it. She hoped to get even a tiny clue, but even after examining the stone again with her alchemy skill, it was nothing other than an everyday rock. How far will you go torturing people before youre satisfied!? I believe youll be able to reach the extremes of alchemy yourself, Nayuta. Even an ordinary human could make it in just a short ny years, so you should be able to do it in give or take thirty. Well, I made my first one in three days though! Kusu kusu kusu. Leonaughed with an irritatingugh. Nayuta red back at her, but it didnt do anything. As for Leona, she just gently stroked Nayutas head. Although Nayuta noticed that she was suddenly being pat, shed already be unable to put any power into her body. Well then, good night to you too, Nayuta. Its alright. Youre my adorable grand kids. Ill leave you both with your robe and gym outfit Ill be taking your panties though? Kuh you, pervert Nayuta copsed with a thud. Like this, the face-off between Leona and the two ended in her one-sided victory. * Leona was a more ridiculous existence than Id thought she was. First, her brute strength. She was about to take Setsunas all-out attacks with ease, so it doesnt look like we could win with our strength at all. Moreover, I couldnt even see her move. Was she teleporting? Or maybe stopping time? Second, her suppressive strength. I cant say if those were really massages, but she instantly disabled both Setsuna and Nayuta, making them lose consciousness. Those two are now the Subis food. Theyre eating up rather mercilessly even though theyre girls, those Subi. And finally was her Super Alchemy. If what got talked about was true, it looks like she can even make someone have eternal youth as long as she has the materials. Moreover, she even turned the Super Rare Item known as a Philosophers Stonesomething that costs more than 500,000,000 DP ording to the Cataloginto an everyday rock She can probably pop them out whenever she wants. Her skill is called [Super Alchemy], so its definitely a Hero skill. That is, its a cheat. A cheat, I say! Also, the most troubling thing of all, she has a horrid personality. I dont feel like Id be able to get a wink of sleep with someone like that zoned in on me. It feels like Im starting to understand why Haku-san said to kill her if I get the chance. Kehmaaa Hearing my name, when I looked over to Rokuko, she was a bit giddy and blushing. Oh, it looks like todays is rtively alright, but are you alright not heading back to your room? Nn, Im kay. Maybes its because we werent her opponent this time? Those two part-timers were Feels like I got hit by the aftershocks though. Theres aftershocks to that stuff? We shouldnt walk around by yourself then. Kehma, with you saying it it just sounds like an excuse to sleep the whole time. You know me well, Rokuko. As expected of my partner. By the way, Rokuko. What do you think of Leona? Hmm? Right if she doesnt give us any trouble, we could get along I think? How should I say it, it feels like she just does what she feels like. And if we assume she will give us some trouble? Then Ill agree with Haku Ane-samas opinion, we should kill her. I think that would benefit the whole world Kehma, what do you think? I think that I wouldnt be able to sleep at will with someone like her following me around. How Kehma-like of you. Rokuko smiled. So, what do we do? I wonder maybe we should just leave her alone? I dont want to poke a sleeping threat. Theres a saying in my hometown: youll scare out a snake by poking at the bush. Wouldnt telling Setsuna and Nayuta about Leona being in the dungeon count as poking her? Now that you mention it, I guess I already did. Rather, what Setsuna said was that she came after hearing that Leona was here, so maybe I wasnt exposed? I should at least keep her from saying anything about it I guess? W-well, yeah. Ill be assigning those Subi to some suitable side jobs here before long theyll be worth DP just by existing here, but I dont think I should let them have so much free time. Im looking forward kind of work youll give them. Id never expected Leona to be such a bullcrap existence. Lets just pray that Leona doesnt get angry over the information leak and do something. * On the day Setsuna and Nayuta went to Leona, I was eating dinner in the dining room. I was leisurely eating at a corner table in the dining room while thinking that it was pretty crowded today when I suddenly heard a voice. It was asking to share the table, somethingmon enough at times when its packed like this. Sorry~, could I sit here? Although there were other tables with open seats still to take, seeing as how their question sounded like they wanted to talk, I guess they wanted to sit here either because Im the Vige Chief or because theyre a friendly kid. I didnt really have a reason to refuse them, so I answered while lifting my head up to look at them. Sure. I dont min!? Oh? Is there something on my face? Like I could even care about that right now? With her ck hair pulled into a ponytail and red eyes, the woman Leona sat down right across the table from me. Oh crap, I might die. Chapter 233 The Existence Named Leona 1 My hands froze up. Whys Leona here? Wasnt she staying inside the dungeon together with the Subi? I wasnt using [Super Transformation], so Id die if she killed me. Lets flip [ckout Resistance] ON just in case. Here is your C-Rank meal, its crowded right now, so please dont take too long in eating it. Oh! This, this is it! Ive been wanting to eat some since I heard about it~ Todays C-Rank meal is some grilled ginger pork with rice instead of bread. Rei ced the C-Rank meal in front of Leona, not taking notice of the sweat waterfall taking ce in my mind. So please dont take too long in eating ithuh, how formal. Also, help please? I was begging for help in my mind, but she obviously wouldnt be able to hear it. Rei wouldnt be able to due anything to Leona with her nonexistent offensive power anyway. Rather, she should escape while she can. Ufufu, how many years has it been since Ive had rice? Did I eat it back when I was seventeen? Ooh, that wouldve been only recently then, wouldnt it? Tehee~? Is that joke about being seventeen your trademark or something? Wait, I still havent actually met Leona directly. Theres a good chance that she just happened toe to the seat across me by chance, I can just slip away at some point. As for how Ill slip away, well, I dont know. Well now, Golem-san. Bugofu Ah, do you prefer Keima-san? Yep, she found me out. I understand that perfectly. Itd be alright if she just used my name even without me telling her, Im the Vige Chief. It wouldnt be hard to get my name and using perfect Japanese diction for it couldve just been happenchance. But Golem-san is an out. Hahahaha please spare me my life. Why are you suddenly asking this lovely young girl something so weird? Its alright, I just want to talk today[Istion], [Camouge], there we go. Alright, now itll just look like were having a fun little conversation to anyone else, so being blunts OK~ When Leona snapped her fingers, I couldnt hear any soundsing from all of the people around us. It looks like she used some skill to produce a space that we can talk privately which also means that I cant call for help. Umm I came as a friend today, so dont worry about honorifics. Golem-sans way of talking would be good The next time you speak overly polite, Ill flick you in the forehead, alright? Alright. Leona smiled. Actually, I think grinned might be a better way to put it? At any rate, her forehead flick sounds like it might cause my head to straight up vanish so being overly polite is hereby banned! Oh, wondering about my skill? I guess we couldve moved to a room, but Im not some cheap woman that would let some strange man bring me to his room so easily~ Todays my treat! Everyone, feel free to eat and drink all you want! I called out, but the people around us didnt pay me any attention and just kept on eating. Yeah, no reaction at all. Alright, sure. Ill trust you. Heeh, thats amusing. Its the first time I saw someone react like that, its usually please save me~ and stuff. So, whats up? Rather, howd you know who I am? Oh? Its hard to like men that are too hasty, you know? Well, I dont mind telling you. Leona pointed to her red eyes and spoke. I have [Super Appraisal] I can see your everything. An appraisal-type skill. Id thought that shed have one, but seeing as how it has Super tacked on, its a Hero Skill? Fufufu, isnt it a standard? I could see that that Golems name was Euma, and that it was manufactured by Keima-san. Also that youre older than the seventeen year old me. I dont know if its a standard or not, but I dont have an appraisal-type skill. Hoh? Then couldnt you transform into me with your [Super Transformation] for a taste of it? So she even found out about my Hero skill huh [Super Appraisal] is a frightening skill. I wonder if she could even see me as having [upation: Vige Chief (Dungeon Master-cum-Hero)]? But I dont rmend transforming into me, youd probably go mad and end up dying You have Lv 3 though, so maybe youll respawn? Go mad? Wow. Why would that happen? Youd also have my abilities, but you would get juuuuuust a little cursed. Im finerather, I guess its more like I be alright?because I have [Magic Absorption], but the curse will just flow over to you when you take on my form. [1] Seriously? I didnt transform into Leona with [Super Transformation] like how I did with Setsuna because I had some information beforehand, but holy crap. That saved me. Do you know what cursed you? Do you keep track of how many grams of meat you eat every day? I sure dont. Its like that. Ufufu, just think of it like the whole worlds cursing me, isnt it thrilling? So theres just too many sources? So, how have you been, Golem-san? Rxed, Leona asked me a question like she was wanting to do some small talk. Please call me Vige Chief-san, not Golem-san right, I just recently started feeling like some lion was staring me dead in the eyes. Well, it definitely must be a cute, everyday lion then. Ah, how about you call me [Leonan?] then? Like a boyfriend, with affection and love. Leonan, Im the type to use honorifics for lovers and juniors. Then well just use our names, Keima-san. Leona gulped down the rice while eating the grilled ginger pork. Mmm! Rice really is the soul food of Japan! Why is it this world doesnt have any? I gave up after trying to make it didnt work out, even turning rocks into orichalcum was easier. Did you know that rice isnt even on the Lv 10 recipe list for [Super Alchemy]? Even though something like the Philosopher Stone was listed at Lv 1 Well, [Super Alchemy] itself is derived from the Philosophers Stone though. Oooh, so youre a Japanese after all? Oh? Youre one too, Keima-san? My eyes being red is because of my skill. [Super Massage]? Or [Super Appraisal]? So you heard about that from Setsuna? Neither, its amon [Magic Sight]-type skill. With it, I can even see things like the flow of magical power within a dungeons domain Haku-chan has it too, you kno? Haku-chans eyes were red to begin with though. Wow, it looks like I just learned something good. She isnt nning on erasing me now, right? You dont need to be so scared, Im just speaking so freely since its fun to speak with another Japanese So, how long has it been since you came here, Keima-san? About one year. Its been around five hundred for me, I think? I look younger than my age because I have eternal youth though. Oh dear, a woman shouldnt talk about her age, how inconsiderate of me. What are you going off saying on your own now? Im not interested in your age, so please dont worry. Really really? Werent you a lolicon thats only interested in gachi loli? Ah, I was thinking that that information was a countermeasure for the Subi, but you really fooled me! My evaluation of you got a super UP! [2] I dont recall deceiving anyone, but it looks like she went and got deceived on her own. I dont know if my evaluation being improved is a good or bad thing though. Should I ask you straight up then? Whats your goal? My goal? Hmm, alright, Ill tell you. With acent smile, Leona assumed an important air about her. At that moment, the air around her felt like it literally turned ck. I want to be the [Final Boss]. Footnotes: Im assuming by also have my abilities, shes meaning super, super reduced versions? Leona has mentioned the past two times she mentioned it that Keima would in fact be able to use her [Super XXX] abilities to some minor degree. Return As a result of diving into 2ch for quite a long time, Ive discovered that [Gachi Loli = genuine lolis ONLY, no look-alikes, nothing else mixed in]. No one ever seems to exin it explicitly, though. Chapter 234 The Existence Named Leona 2 I want to be the [Final Boss]! Leona said it a second time. Its that important to her? She kept on speaking when I was about to try asking what she meant. I, well, want to use my power how I want, when I want, doing what I want, selfishly, mercilessly, irresponsibly, and never have to think about whatever ties people down like apologies, reasons,pensations, or annoyances. I just want to enjoy myself In other words, I want to live my life in this world doing whatever I feel like, I want to be the Last Boss! Fufufu. Leonaughed giddily. She still hadnt finished, though. Havent there been circumstances altering Last Bosses recently like [Hes actually a good guy] or [There was no other choice but to] or [The evil ones were actually humanity]? Thats stupid, I hate stuff like that. Last Bosses should move in ordance to their desires and wield their strength how they want. An antagonist that overruns, piges, plunders, and steals without ever feeling guilty about any of it. I want to be that sort of absolute authority. In other words, someone wholly engrossed by their selfishness. Looks like the Last Boss is the existence named Leona. Theres even a Demon King in this world, gods too. Well, even if hes calling himself a Demon King, hes a Dungeon Core. The Destruction God is the God of Light and the God of Darkness is the Evil Godthe Creation God isnt doing anything. They dont feel like Last Bosses at all yeah? Thats why Ill turn into one and thats just how it is. Its like that well, its probably better that I dont understand. Hold up. The God of Light is the Destruction God and the God of Darkness is the Evil God, the heck? Thats the first time Ive ever heard that! Theres even a god called the Creation God? And hes at the level of creating existence? Please dont spout off something so crazy like its nothing Aah, but I have my own policies though! I like to y my games with a few handicaps. Should I ask about them? What do you mean by handicaps? Ufufu, theres quite a few, but if I were to put it simply I favor children that please me. I dont get off on killing them, I actually give them blessings so that they wont die. Theyve gotta be curses I use some of my time to make sure that those children get strong and wise. I hope theyll be able to kill me some day. So then when they do get strong enough to kill me, Ill harvest them Aah, I cant wait! Its my dream to turn those darlings thatll someday get strong enough to kill me into pets unable to do anything but resent and vilify me! I just cant wait to see whatll happen when I still love on them Hah hah! That kind of loves a bit much, kind of ruins the mood was that called yandere? Keima-san, Ill raise your strength to the limit if you decide to be a candidate to be one of my pets. How about it, want to sign the contract? Sorry, but Ill decline. Ah, unfortunate. Unexpected even, theres a lot of people that want to get strong so much that they would even sell their soul to a demon. Id put the probability at those who sign the contract with me after I offer it at about 80%, even. Ah, I also keep my promises. Thats another one of my policies. Leona, youre a demon? Oh dear, to call such a sweet and innocent human girl a demon How praiseworthy. Well, there are a few heretics revering and worshiping me as the [Chaos God] or something, so I might actually be a demon. What a no-good girl, I have to do something and do it quick but I cant turn this into a fight. So then, its your turn now, Keima-san. As someone in a simr situation as me, what do you desire in this world? I might even make you mypanion if you want half of the world. By simr situation, shes probably referring to how Im two things that should be hostile toward each other, how Im both a Dungeon Master and a Hero. Still though, my desire? Ive already figured that out. I dont want something outrageous like half the world. I just want to sleep in peace of mind. Oh, how lovely. I think having a simple dream like that is nice. If you ignored how f*cking boring it is, I mean. Thanks for thepliment. I think your dreams amazing, tooif you took out how ridiculously troublesome it sounds. Now that you mention it, it is troublesome. Yeah, were already friends! Better yet, were already close friends! You do know that Im not going to pay any friend charge or sign that contract, right? Aw, unfortunate. Well, alright, Haku-sans already paying for it anyway. This ce is Haku-chans favorite, so I promise to not wreck it. So Haku-sans paying some kind of friend charge oh, is that why shes had to hunt and attack dungeons for a long time? So that means no, lets stop there. Its just my imagination. Well then, Im going to be living here in the dungeon for a while. Ill take some strolls now and then, but you dont mind, do you? I dont mind since you look more or less like a human, but please dont say anything that could cause trouble, alright? That includes to your grandkids. Its the same for the Subi, though. They arent any different from humans if they just hide a few things. Like that waitress girl you have over there ooh? Whys her attack power at 0? Thats suuuuper interesting! Cut it out. With that, Leona snapped her fingers again. The surrounding mor returned. Well, thanks for the meal. Put some rice in our provisions next time, okay? Ill consider it. Returning her dishes now that she finished eating, Leona left the dining room. Holy crap, I thought I was going to die I suddenly started sweating. I mightve even fainted if I had [ckout Resistance] set to OFF. I need to start using [Super Transformation] even here in the inn from now on, dont I? I ate my now-cold dinner and returned to my room. By the way, after turning into the Subis meal, Setsuna and Nayuta rolled out of the dungeon with vacant eyes the next morning. Well, our Golems were what rolled them out though. Try not to catch a cold out there alright? Chapter 235 The Anti-Leona Strategy Meeting I decided to call the dungeons executives together to hold an Anti-Leona Strategy Meeting. The participants are me, Rokuko, Meat, Ichika, and the three monster girls. Subus Ring Neru is here on Meats finger, too. My identity was found out, so it suddenly feels like theres a knife to my throatmore like a guillotineand Ive already went through something dangerous Because of all that, our goal is the dungeons survival and Leonas expulsion. As a result of talking with Leona I figured out how much of a hedonist she isor maybe its better to say shes living in the now for her futureand well, I dont want to be involved at all. At any rate, I now understand that she has a troublesome personality. Her actions are entirely based off of whether or not something is amusing. Still though, the Last Boss, is it? Yeah, Rokuko. Thats what Leona told me. It almost sounded like a bluff though. Having seen the recording of it, Rokuko blinked in surprise when I responded to what she said. Huh? Whys that? She looked pretty enthusiastic about it to me. It was like she was trying to persuade herself it just looked like acting to me. Shed even obviously prepared it all beforehand, seeing as how there werent any logical facies. Maybe what shes thinking deep down is quite the opposite. To to hurry up and kill her or something. The Last Boss is an existence that is eventually overthrown, after all. Umm, really? If not, she wouldnt be giving herself those handicaps and ying around, shed be doing whatever she wants and dominating the world. Hmm? But Leonas already threatening Haku-san, the empires top dog. Maybe shes already finished with her world domination? Well, whatever. By her deliberately saying [want to be], not if or when, shes holding her ground as Leona. Troublesome, isnt she Seriously. Its not like shes trying to think about how to be the Last Boss, but rather that shes going to end up as one. The strange part is that she said that she wants to be it despite herself knowing that it would be like that. It appears that shes hiding something, but I dont really feel like figuring out what that something is. At any rate, she herself is aiming to be the incarnation of selfishness itself, so its probably something dumb. Whether its the truth or a lie, it doesnt change the fact that she might just explode at any moment. The best option for us is to get her to leave as soon as possible. As Haku-san said, Leona likely wont kill us, so we can be a bit bullish about it. Kehma, why do you think she wont kill us? Because [it wouldnt be interesting]. Itd be over if she killed us. Shell go with the way that leaves us with some hope. [It would be interesting]. Seeing as how Haku-san told us to [kill Leona if you get the chance], thats probably how it is. I dont think that shed ever put Rokuko into a dangerous situation. And I dont think Leona would approve, either. Kehmas amazing. Even after listening to it all I didnt understand any of that! Yeah It feels like she did something when I met her. I started understanding Leona for some reason. I feel sick. Im also having trouble thinking right Neru. Please check to see if theres some condition on me. I dont even care if you have to possess me for it. [Kaaay. But what if the point of what she did was to get you to say you dont care?] It might have been a passive skill that improved our affinity with each other, or maybe some kind of persuasion-type skill that could convey your intentions to another person easier Ichika, do you know about any skills like that? Not that Ive heard about. It wouldnt be weird if there were skills rulers could learn that ordinary adventurers didnt know about though. If Goshujin-sama says so, theres gotta be a possibility. Theres not in the catalog? None from what I saw, but its not like every skill is listed on the catalog Rokuko, please send a letter to Haku-san and check. Alright. Theres probably going to be other stuff to tell her, so Ill wait to write it until after were done. If its a skill with the effect of allowing the users and the targets consciousnesses to be tuned to one another, I think that thered have to be some other adverse effects. Even if it seems mostly harmless on the surface, just having someone know the way you think is, in a way, dangerous. That might also have been why Haku-san san [make sure that Rokuko-chan doesnt get seen by Leona. Itll corrupt her] However, even so, were now meeting to set up our Leona countermeasures. Setting up measures against someone we know should be easier than otherwise. Master. I understand were considering countermeasures here, but what if we went with [Doing Nothing]? To be urate, make it so that nothing happens. Well have her realize that this ce is boring and let her grow bored. Wouldnt she leave of her own will? Rei, youre definitely on the right track but its toote for that. Leona has clearly shown interest in me. Shed also taken an interest in Rei during our conversation. Even excluding that, Nayuta and Setsuna are here at our dungeon, same with Meat. I doubt shed get bored of staying here. I absolutely dont want Meat to meet Leona. Setsuna and Nayuta said that Meat is a [Toy], so the reason Meat cant remember her past is probably because Leona did something to her. If she met with Leona and they were unsealed, what would happen to the current Meat? I could solve it all since shes under my control as my ve, but I dont even want to think about it. If she resented me for turning her into a hug pillow and want to stab and kill me or something, itd be a pretty big shock. Rather, if she regained her memory that shes Leonas grandkid and that made her be like Leona yeah, thatd also be a shock. Then maybe it would be a good idea to have something else shes interested in happen somewhere else? Maybe Haku Ane-sama could do something? That would be scary in a number of ways. On the other hand, the amount wed be indebted to our neighbor (Ontentoo) by pushing her onto him would be awkward. How about we win over Setsuna and Nayuta and talk with them to get them to lure Leona to some other ce? Oh, thats a pretty good idea, Rokuko. As expected of my partner. She can do it if she tries! Come to think of it, what were Setsunas and Nayutas Leona countermeasures? Looks like it wasnt too effective seeing as how they were dealt with pretty quick, though. Do you know theyd nned, Kinue-san? Yes. It appears that theyve procured various things that Leona hates Seeing the recording, it appears that they werent able to take those things out, though. Things Leona hates, huh. I kind of want that information too, so maybe it would be better to win them over as allies? Getting them to go to the [Avarice Lodge] so that I can talk to them with Euma each and every time is troublesome, after all. So, Nerune. Talk with them about being someone from the dungeon. Be the middleman. Speak about us only ever ambiguously, decide how much you should say depending on how its going. Got it~ Setsuna said that she was a Dungeon Cores child, so we should be able to talk a bit about whats going on for us. And as for why I chose Nerune thats because Nerune has been getting along with them the best as an employee. Rei feels like their boss, Kinue-san feels like an older sister, and Meat and Ichika have some circumstances stopping them from doing it. Theres not too much of a difference, but Nerune is the closest to them. Her naive appearance seems to have an influence on it, too. Also, the one least likely to make a mistake is Nerune. Rei has some thoughtless moments Now then, Meat. Yes. Lets ask again. You are what to me? A faithful horse. Wrong. You are my hug pillow so you dont need to be a fighter. You wont be making a move this time so that you dont get stolen but even if you are stolen,e back to me. As my hug pillow. Yes. Meat nodded, her face blushing a little. I will continue to emphasize that she is my hug pillow till the very end. Assuming Meat has some of Leonas brainwashing and training in her, theres a good chance it will activate with her as a [ve] or as a [Fighter]. Even if theres something there, itd be great if her being a [Hug Pillow] works as a loophole. Its okay, Meat. Youre Kehmas hug pillow right? Then you can just leave everything to Kehma! Yes, Rokuko-sama. Ill also be leaving it all to Kehma this time. Well, thats good. Its better that I dont let Rokuko and Meat meet Leona. For the time being, well talk with Setsuna and Nayuta and try collecting some things Leona isnt too good against. With that, [Operation Eject Leona From the Cave of Desires] began. Rokuko was the one to name the operation, it had nothing to do with me! Chapter 236 [Operation Eject Leona], Begin Setsuna and Nayuta, whod both fallen into rather a unbing appearance, sent back to the inn, they woke up on the afternoon of that day and regained their senses. The adventurers that first found them were Gozoh and Roppu, so I guess its a good thing it ended with the minimum exposure for them? Well, Im the one that caused it though. When they woke up after being yed around with (very, very much so) Uwaah! Ah-haah dangit! We got beat again it seemed like theyd gotten used to it. As for what they looked like after being toyed with by the Subi, it appeared they didnt care at all. I dont know if its because they were used to this kind of thing or if it was just them being used to Leona, though. Just to be sure, I gave them a day off and made use of the opportunity by having Nerune go to visit them. With the purpose of talking about the dungeon, of course. Setsuna, Im actually a spy from the dungeon~ Oh, I thought so. And thats how anticlimactically it went. The who brought her to meet me as [Euma] back in the beginning was Nerune, after all. It seems like Setsuna started questioning the possibility of it when Nerune waltzed through the dungeon so naturally. Nerune was holding a stone (Stone Golem) that could greet them with Eumas voice for proof just in just, but she didnt even have to use it. And because of all that, we want Leona out of here~ well let you meet her again if you cooperate~ Weve already met her two, no three times and wanted to definitely have her take an attack from us this time, but that didnt work out We can give you our cooperation too~? Umm Cooperation, well give it to you~ If possible, Id like the chance to punch Grandma with your cooperation to meet her. That you will grant my wish of hitting her in her body or head promise me. Ill consult with my superiors, then~ It looks like they hadnt been nning on somehow encountering her by chance, theyve already challenged her several times. Lets start preparing a trap that takes her views into ount. By the way, what about Nayuta-san~? Nayuta wanted to have Grandma teach her how to cure Papa whos been sleeping continuously so her wish more or less came true. It sounds hard, though. I see. She really did tell her how to cure him its just that a Philosophers Stone is required for it. So, does Leona have any weak points or things shes not good at dealing with~? Aah, un. They are * Several days passed. Leona hadnt really made any movements. Rather, she was basically only ever flirting with the Subi in self-indulgence. Rokuko didnt let me have anything to do with her surveince because of that, so I had Nerune and Kinue-san do it since neither of them would get worked up by any of it. Ah, Rei had only watched through the openings between her fingers with her face covered by her hands, so I took her off that duty. And since there arent any adventurers that can make it to Subus Vige, its practically just an ordinary vige that I have to support with food. I tried having them sculpt [Wood Carvings] as item drops for the dungeon as a side job, but they only ever managed to sculpt things that looked like matsutake mushrooms for some reason. Basically just miss items they did say they were great as massage tools though. [1] Well, with things ying out like that, once I was done arranging traps after referencing the information we got from Setsuna, we were ready to begin [Operation Eject Leona From the Cave of Desires]. The strategys outline was simple. Have Leona decide to leave the dungeon of her own will. It all boiled down to that since theres no way we could manage anything with our own power. Wed somehow seize her weakness, as well as use Setsuna. Its a pretty ambiguous n, but thanks to Setsunas information, it all fell into ce. And thats why I asked Nerune to ask Setsuna, the Leona specialist, what her was bad with but eggnt? She hates eggnt? I mean, I dont like it either but really? Eggnt? Its not good to be picky, Kehma. Its bad for your health! There were various other things as well, but what she hated the most were eggnts. In truth, when I tried out including an eggnt with the supplies I sent to them, Leona immediately leapt back from the box the instant she saw an eggnt in it. She wouldnt even get close to it after that and had the Subi deal with dispose of it (properly, as food). And the subus who ate it wasnt allowed to evene close to Leona that day. ording to Leona, [I dont hate eggnts, I actually love them. But I am [Abstaining from Eggnts] and praying for world peace. So if I eat an eggnt, the world will have a crisis, okay? Ah, sorry, but I seriously cant kiss a mouth thats eaten an eggnt, so please get away from me.] It seems to be like that. The world has be something that can be saved with eggnts. By the way, the Subus ate the eggnt dly. It looks like Subi love stuff like mushrooms, eggnts, and cucumbers. The Ring Subus Neru said it so its probably not wrong. She really hates it huh. But she didnt throw it away, shes pretty mindful, isnt she? Not wasting food is probably one of her handicaps how Japanese of her. Even though shes been in this world for five hundred years ah, maybe the reason she doesnt waste food is because shes had a bad food situation here? Japan is filled with food after all~ But Leonas also a Dungeon Master, couldnt she just replenish her stocks of food whenever she wants huh? Come to think of it, can Leona use DP too? I havent seen her use it why? I dont get it. I mean, she said it was the first time shed eaten rice in a long time. Shes been using the [Super XX] Hero skills left and right, but she hasnt used any dungeon functions did something weird happen? Or is it another handicap? Hmm, this girl has way too many mysteries. Footnotes: Matsutake mushrooms = super phallic. Yeah. Chapter 237 Preparations That day, Leona was taking a stroll about Subus Vige. Though I say that, she didnt exactly walk far, seeing as how the ce the vige was in was just a single dungeon floor. It looked like a spacious meadow, but it had walls and a ceiling. Theres nothing new to see is what she thought, but then she suddenly found a red button sitting on a rectangr pedestaling up from the ground. Oh? Was this here before? Not pausing at all, Leona pressed the button. ? Nothings happening. Click. Click, click click. Leona pressed the button repeatedly. Cli-click, click, clickity click click click. She even started trying to press it sixteen times per second, but even then nothing happened. [Oi Leona, whatre you doing?] And then a Golem appeared. Oh, Kehma-sa-Golem-san. Well, I was pressing this button here. [ You pressed it?] Yeah? [How many times? Mm, fifty-two times eh? Kay then, here ya go.] Eh, whatre you gonna give me? He dropped an eggnt into Leons outstretched hand. I dont want them! [Sorry, its one of this dungeons rules. Someone who presses this button here has to eat an eggnt Alright, heres the four others.] Such a weird rule, change it! [You want me to change it? Oh well then. Then youll have to give me something in exchange how about five Philosophers Stones instead of the eggnts? You can make them at the drop of a hat right? Id like to experiment.] Sure, here. Five Philosophers Stonesalchemic treasurestumbled across the ground. They werent worth any different than simple rocks to Leona. [Ah, thanks.] Seriously, whyd you suddenly make such a weird rule? [I made it since the Subi wanted to eat eggnts. Ill just remove this button then~] With a rustling sound, the Golem removed the button along with its pedestal from the ground. It then slung it over its shoulder like it was just carrying a nk. [Listen here, if you got discouraged by this, go and try pressing some more buttons whenever. Absolutely press them!] [1] With the Golem telling her not to press buttons, it left without waiting for a reply. Leona smiled. * She should definitely press the next button shees across now. Well, shell definitely press them after you told her to press them like that. Did it turn into that because of the trantion function? Just to say it, what I told her was to not press them. Its an intentional mistrantion that feels like a scheme. Leonawhos also a Heroshould hear it as-is in Japanese, though. Eh, what? Shell press them even though you told her not to press them? Shell definitely press them. Leonas weak points. That is, [Eggnts] and [Promises] rather, [Clichs]. [2] She keeps her promises, all the more so when they are clichs. In that case, its a definite thing. While on the topic, my saying [Absolutely press them!] was a [Clich] to the point that the trantion function mistranted it. With that, Leonas pressing of the next button shees across is virtually a sure thing. With this, the foundation for Leona catching herself in the trap has beenid. Next is making the instakill trap well, it wont kill her, but it should at least drive her out. Still though, I wound up getting a hold of these Philosophers Stones in the preparation stage. I was expecting for it to blow over as a joke, but it looks like Leona really does treat them as the same worth as pebbles Maybe I shouldve asked for fifty-two of them? Well, no point in crying over spilt milk. Should we try turning one into DP? Oh, wait. Dont I get the feeling that theyd be 10 DP at most. Rokuko stopped me when I tried to convert a Philosophers Stone into DP as a treasure. Shes gotten to the point of being able to know how much DP a treasure is before crushing it? Just when did that happen Hm? The heck, is it a fake? I dont know, but I get the same kind of feeling with Kehmas Ring? Its just a guess, but I think it might be because it didnt take much time or effort to make? Like you get proportional DP to the effort it takes. I see, so its the same as the DP-light magic sword de golems I made Conversely, when I raised those beets and turned them into sugar, the value of those cheap seeds went up after I put so much time and effort into them. Its that kind of feeling. Ooh, now that I think of it, that DP-raising method about raising a Jewelled Turtle that Haku-san taught me did take up quite some time, didnt it? Leonas able to make them from any old rock right? But they still function normally. Its like that. I see In that case, maybe I should give one to Nayuta? is what I thought, but I dont really have a reason to actually give her one. I got it from Leona after taking great pains to do so myself, so I should use it for my own sake. Just giving it away is no good. But Nayuta doesnt have anything I actually need. Even her gun is a defective prototype maybe some freshly used socks? Eh, wait. You tried crushing the ring I gave you? Hueh!? N-no, Kehma! Haku Ane-sama said she wanted to buy the ring for 100,000,000 DP, so I was like I wonder how much its worth~ and just started thinking aboutah, I obviously turned her down though, you know that right!? Dont worry, I really definitely absolutely wouldnt betray your love and trade it in for money or DP! So, umm, right! Lets sleep together tonight! Wait wait wait, STAHPPU, STAHPPU. [3] I calmed down Rokuko, whod started panicking for some reason. 100,000,000 DP though, woah. But Rokukos also amazing for actually turning that down. If it were me, I wouldve sold it. I couldve used that to buy a bed and a luxurious life of indolence. I wouldnt have minded if you sold it for a 100,000,000 DP though, I couldve made another. Its the ring I got from you though! Theres no way I could sell it. Dont say something so mean Muuu Rokuko pouted. And now Im thinking this girls naturally adorable. Its just a ring to me, but for Rokuko, I guess its something important she got from me. Hey, Kehma I wonder, umm, a Dungeon Core and a human, they can make kids, right? Taking Setsuna as an example, they can, right? How do they make kids? Thats not a story for right now, alright? Oookay, lets change topics~! Ask Haku-san about something like that no, actually please just forget about it and never ask anyone. Itd get me killed. But still, Rokukos in this state did Leona do something to her? I really do have to rush Leona out of here or Im not going to live for long. Really Kehma, you dont have to get shy. Were in a rtionship, arent we? Yeah, were partners. I once again strengthened my determination to drive Leona out. So you made that Leona-use floor after all? There are a lot of things you made that I dont understand though. Yeah. I made sure to prepare a chance for Setsuna to get an attack in on Leona too. With that, my preparations are in order. Next, Ill be sending Leona to the specially-made floor and do something to her. As soon as Setsunas preparations are ready, its go time. Nerune, hows going on their side? I gave the weapons I got from Master to them~, theyre probably ready whenever~? They were practicing with the weapons they got~ In that case, well start the operation tomorrow. I decided to do onest look-over of the Leona-use floor. I really just wanted to sleep to prepare for tomorrow, but it looks like Rokuko would get into my bed if I tried sleeping now, so I dont think Id be able to sleep in more than one meaning Footnotes: Keima is actually saying [DONT press them] by using Japanese wordy that doesnt work in English at all. Return He adds the this is important O modifier to Promises, causing it to gain a second meaning: clichs. It might be a bit of a spoiler in English, but understand that this meaning isnt used much in Japanese. This is meant to be wordy that bes apparent in the next chapter. Return Keima started speaking English here, so I put Engrish. Chapter 238 Commencement Todays weather is pretty good. Waking up in the morning, Leona walked outside her cabin and stretched. Inside her hut was the thick, sweet fragrance of Subi. It was good to the point that shed started getting groggy and even fell asleep while loving on the Subi, but today she felt fully revitalized. As if to say that this was a ce they could live peacefully, the Subi were fully enjoying their life of little work and adequate food. They were stillpletely on guard a few days before, but theyd already grownx. Theres so much free time is what Leona thought. Maybe I should use [Short Teleportation] and y around in the vige nn? Just then, she saw a suspiciously red button. Thest time shed pushed a button, she suddenly had eggnts appear over her head. But theres no way she could do something as boring as not push it. She hesitated for just a moment, but a pair of Subi just happened to be passing by. It was Suira and Michiru. Suira, Michiru. One of you, please press this button. Huh? What does the button do, Leona-sama? Kay! Like this? !? Seeing Suira tilt her head to the side in doubt, Michiru pressed the button without reservation. With that, a hole opened up in the ground and not only Michiru, but even Leona and Suira, fell into it. Hyaaaah! What just happened!? Kyaaaah!? Leona-samaaaaa! Oh wow, its much more extensive than I thought itd be. The pitfall trap that had practically reached the point of being a slide led to a ce with a mat ced out in front of it. The three of them fell onto therge white mat in a dimly lit room. Uuu, what happened? What was that? A pitfall trap I think? Leona-sama, what was it? You had it, its a trap! Leona looked happy. [Ladies and gentleme ah, justdies! Well,dies, wee to todays brand new floor!] [1] It was a voice that sounded like it went through a loudspeakerEumas voice. At the same time, lights lit up the floor. They were in a small room. Other than the mat theyd fallen butt-first onto and the door right in front of them with a banner that said [Starting Point] in this worldsnguage, the room looked rtively ordinary. Having greeted the three, Euma then appeared wearing a yellow bow tie and holding a microphone. The bow tie was made out of a shiny yellow cloth that sparkled and looked very much like something that belonged on a ridiculous party host. Golem-san! Whats going on? Is this a trap!? [Fu fu fu, calm down, Michiru. Truthfully, I had a thought: I made a new floor, so I should give it a trial run As the person who pressed that button, you did notice the agreement noted nearby it, correct?] I did not! [Really? Alright, then you may take the stairs to your right if you want to leave.] Euma pointed to a wall. With a rumbling sound, a hole opened up in it and a stairway appeared. [ So, assuming Michiru will be heading back, what about you two?] Ah, Im so doing it. This looks interesting. Leona-sama!? I-Ill apany you! Y-yeah if Onee-sama is going to, Ill [Youre going to join in then, Michiru? In that case, all three of you, step riiiight up! Please, head into the next room. Euma opened the [Starting Point]s door and bowed in a respectful gesture, urging them on. As for it having such human traits despite being a Golem, the three of them just let it slide as it being the usual. Getting ustomed to a Golem talking in the first ce was weird enough. The first room was an abrupt slope. It was even at a steep angle, as well as having water flow down it. At the top of the slope was a door, the door heading to the following room. Taking a side path at some point in time, Euma was already standing next to that door. [Now then, their first barrier The Slope! Will these challengers be able to reach the door at the slopes summit!?] Cant you do something with your naming sense? [Ooh, thats a good question, Leona-san Im open for suggestions!] Ill think about it. So what kind of barrier is this supposed to be? Hearing Leonas question, Euma gave a short nod. [Hmm. As you can see, this slope is incredibly slippery. Im sorry for test-takers, but it is an AMAZINGLY! SLIPPERY! SLOPE!] [2] I see, so its a very severe barrier to test-takers Umm, Leona-sama, Golem-san. What does that test-takers thing have to do with the slope? [The bottom of this slope has a pitfall! Its game over if you slip, followed by a punishment game!] Kuuu! Its so slippery youd definitely slide down it! It really is severe! Sorry, test-takers! Excuse me!? Just what do those test-takers have to do with this trap!? Leona and Euma ignored Suira as they grew ever more excited. Also unable to understand the reason, Michiru tilted her head to the side. [Well, you just have to not slip. Got it? Alright then, oh challengers, make sure you dont fail this barrier, for the sake of all the test-takers the world overthose of other worlds includedand break through it!] Saying that, Euma disappeared beyond the door. Umm, Leona-sama? Just whats going on? Fufufu, this is the first time Ive been excited in a long time! Oh hoh hoh, this water has some viscosity to it! Both of you, calm down and be careful as you go up the slope! Hey, Michiru. Youre the lightest, so how about you go first? Alright, Leona-sama! Onee-sama, youe on too. Y-yeah Careful so that they wouldnt slip, the three began to make their way up the slope. * So, Kehma, whats going on? Once the three started going up the slope, Rokuko asked me a question. What do you mean what? Its what it looks like, a slope. Ah, I didnt use the Tentacle Slimes mucus this time though. Un, I get that part. Im more wondering why youd set up such a nonsensical trap in such a nonsensical ce. Right, I was going with testing out a new floor as the pretext, but far from the current pitfall traps, it was questionable if it was even fatal, given the matsid out. Moreover, after this, the traps traps? I mean, the people theyre meant for arent supposed to be adventurers in the first ce. Theres even barriers like [Can you guess whats inside just by feeling it?], for example. Adventurers are people that would ignore instructions and look right on inside the hole. Rather, they would even go so far as to try heading straight through the door and ignore the box entirely. Well, yeah, to put it simply including the mic performance, I was setting up the mood. The mood? The barrier I made will probably keep Leona enjoying herself with the rules I set up. However, that will only stay true so long as shes having fun. In other words, these are simply my opening moves for setting up the final trap Ah, and Setsuna will be prepared along the way. Umm, so youre entertaining her so that shell walk into the trap willingly? Yeah, exactly. You hit the nail on the head. With all that, this is another one of Leonas treasure trove of [Clichs] the reproduction of a variety game show. Suira and Michiru are with her as well, but her bringing Subi with her was well within my expectations. Lets switch their route to one that has multi-people attractions, sit back, and watch. Well now, why dont we just enjoy the show as Leona and the others y themselves right into our hand? y themselves into it, hmm? When Rokuko looked at the monitor, Leona was smiling as she caught a hold onto Suira, who was about to slip. Footnotes: First sentence was said in English. Return Test-takers is referring to those students cramming and preparing for entrance examinations. Chapter 239 No Stopping Until Theres a Punishment Game! After the slope were barriers like a Tarzan rope, rock climbing wall, and a wall you had to pass through while maintaining a given pose. But Leona made it through all of them in high spirits. So now, what stood before Leona and them now was a barrier much unlike those prior. Hyaah! I-it moved!? D-do I really have to put my hand in it!? I-is it a living thing!? Ah, the rule is that we cant tell you the answer. Do your best, Michiru! Not even a hint? Uuu, how frustrating! Michiru was nervous as she thrust her hand into the box whose contents she couldnt see. Only one face of the box was open-faced, which allowed Leona and Suira, who were sitting right in front of that face, to see inside. Well, its one of those popr guess the contents game. By the way, I put a mandarin orange in it. Did it move, or did it just tumble about? That second-guess inducing nature is used often. Frog, its a frog! [Whoops, unfortunate, youre wrong~! The correct answer was mandarin orange!] Eeeh, no way, that cant be it! It moved! [Now for the punishment game. Come in~] With that, a Golem entered the room. It was wearing ck tights for no reason in particr and held a paper fan-shaped pstick in its hands. E-eh, waiwhos that!? Ow! It made a great pping sound when it struck the top of Michirus head. The sound itself was rather loud, but it didnt really do and damage-like damage to her. Now that Michiru had been struck, the Golem withdrew. [Alright, heres your constion candy. Next challenger, step right up~] Yaaay, a candy~! Om nom. Ah, Ill go up next, Leona-sama. I switched the contents in the box when Suira was getting ready. This time, it was a pear. Suira felt it up. After seeing what Michiru looked like a bit before, she probably thought that being hesitant wouldnt work out. Doing it this way was much more efficient than being timid, its the right way to go about it. I got it. Its a pear. [Amazing, that is correct! Boom boom bang bang~! Ah, heres the pear as your reward.] Isnt that just what you had inside it? Like that, Suira got the correct answer without anything too interesting happening. And so it was finally Leonas turn. Naturally, I prepared a special item for Leona. Its finally my turn! I wonder whats inside? Leona quickly put her hand into the hole on the boxs side. Using that timing, I made it so that the other two could see what was inside the box. Eh, wait, is that alright? W-wow eh, we cant give any hints, alright? But do your best, Leona-samaaa~! Craaap! So this is the pattern where the third person gets something weird!? Gaah, what is it!? A snake? A frog? Or maybe a human head!? [Buh-boo! Wroooong~. Time for the punishment game~] With that, the pstick-wielding Golem made another appearance. Eh, ah, wait, that just now wasnt my answer! Eh, I cant? [You answered with your hand in the box, so its an answer.] The hecks that! At least let me answer properly! [ Oh well, Ill let you have one more try since youre whining about it. So, your answer~?] Kaay! Hmm, what is it The pstick-wielding Golem stepped back unwillingly. Leona fumbled her hand about in the box once again. She could feel something with her hand. It felt soft, jiggly her fingers seemed to press into it if she put any strength into them was it a big fluid steam bun? Eh, wait, its food? Ah, thats not my answer! [I wonder? Thatd be a hint~. Ah, but if I had to say, I wouldnt eat it but Im a Golem after all!] Ahaha, something a Golem wouldnt eat huh~. Hmm, this feeling It felt like it would deform itself to her fist and feltfortable to the touch. Leona felt it tremble. Theres no mistaking it, it was alive. It was a living thing. Is it a Slime? [Is that your final answer?] It is! A drum roll suddenly started to y out of nowhere. [ ] A dozen or so seconds passed with them staring at each other. Once it started to feel like it might go on for too long, a Ta-daaa! sound yed as the drum roll ceased. [Unfortunate! The correct answer was Jelly!] So close!! But wait, isnt a Slime good enough!? Its super close to a Jelly! [Yeah, thats why I let you try again. You would have gotten it if you said them both over the two tries. But s, you got it wrong. You missed a 50% chance after losing the 100% chance, what an incredibly fair contest it was~. Alright then, time for the punishment game.] The pstick-wielding Golem appeared for a third time. Standing next to Leona, it resolutely held up the pstick. Kyaah~? Be gentle with mkyaah hauu? The pstick came down onto Leonas head with a loud bang. The Golem and Leona stopped moving for a moment afterwards as though to enjoy the moment, but both started to move immediately upon hearing the Hosts, Eumas, voice. [Alright, good job, Golem-san. Leona, heres your participation prize candy. Please move on to the next room through the door to your right.] Kaaay~. Lets go, Suira, Michiru! Okay, Leona-sama! Leona and the rest headed into the next room in high spirits. Moreover, the next rooms barrier was piping hot oden. [1] * After Leona and the others left, the pstick-wielding Golem put its hands to its head and slowly detached it. To be exact, it was Setsuna taking off a paper mache Golem helmet. Puah! Aah, that Golem head was so hot Good work, Setsuna-san~ In order to set up an opportunity for Setsuna to get a hit in on Leona, I prepared the rule that the Golem would [Strike the persons head with a pstick if they lost as a punishment game]. Leona kept avoiding the punishment game, but she finally had one. Unexpectedly, Suira hadnt been missing either. Even for Michiru, that was her first punishment game. Also unexpectedly, they were also able to make it through the physical-type variety games since Leona was supporting them Well, after trying so many random things to make her have a punishment game, I finally prepared a barrier that had a practically fixed loss. With all that going on, we had Setsuna get inside a Golem. Then, we had her hit Leona on the head with the pstick In other words, the goal of Setsuna wanting to hit Leona was fulfilled. Assuming her wish got fulfilled one-sidedly with this, I wont need to do something like cooling Leona down after attacking her. Otherwise, Id have to show her Setsuna getting out from inside the Golem at some point. I hope shell ept this as her wish being fulfilled. So, you did hit Leona with the pstick~ was that enough~? Mmm, I thought that it wouldnt be any good if I couldnt hit Grandma straight up, but it feels like the curse has broken. I want to check, so could you help me take this off? Yep yep,es right off~ Nerune slipped out from inside the Golem with Nerunes help. Setsunas clothes and skin were covered with sweat due to her wearing the paper mache suit the whole time while waiting for Leona to get a punishment game. Hmm mm. Hmmm Setsuna felt around her body like she was groping herself. It didnt look like anything had changed from the looks of it, but Un, the curse has lifted. Setsunas face grew delicate. The curse was lifted, but was there something else? Thats the most important thing~ Thank you, Nerune-san. Yeah~, now for our reward~? You can pay with your body if you want~ Un, Ill promise to do anything that I can do. I could even work for a month if you want. Hmmm~. Ill just try asking my superiors~ By the way, what did Leona do to you~? U-umm M-my body has a secret Setsuna squirmed as though she was embarrassed. I wanted to ask as well. Just what did Leona do? I was cursed to believe that I was originally just an ordinary girl! She even made Nayuta think that! Eh, you were like that from the start? Heeeh Footnotes: Oden is a Japanese one pot winter dish consisting of several ingredients such as boiled eggs, daikon, konjac, and processed fishcakes stewed in a light, soy-vored dashi broth. Ingredients vary ording to region and between each household. Chapter 240 The Final Trial It turned out that Setsuna was special by birth. No, theres also the possibility that this is just Leona causing yet another misunderstanding. For instance, she could keep her promise but also go with something roundabout like [I didnt say that I would restore you, I just said that I would so something]. Well, I guess its unrted to me. I dont particrly feel like bedding Setsuna or anything. So, Kehma. What next? Weve achieved our mid-goal of having Setsuna bop Leona on the head. Now we just need to entertain Leona a bit more and have her leave. Alright then, lets entertain Leona a bit more with our expulsion strategys final trial. * The Dragon Pond, a trial of copsing footholds over a sea of magmawhat was so hard about it, you ask? Well, we used actual magma so even the ces youre supposed to stand were burning hot. Leona and the others easily made it through, entering the room of the [Final Trial]. With the room dark, the only thing visible was a Golem lit up by a spotlight. [Now, its finally time for our Final Trial. Your current score is woooah! A record high of 960 Points~!] Holding the microphone, the Golem gestured grandly with its arms. Now that theyd made it to the ending, they were also a bit reluctant, but Hey, Onee-sama. Was there anything mentioned about points earlier? I dont think so to start with, even if its a record, Im pretty sure were the first ones since we are here to check over the newly made floors functions, Michiru. Really. You two, dont fuss over the details, okay? Setting aside the score that held no particr meaning, Leona and the others squared off before the final trial. With a p, the room lit up and the final trial came into sight. [The Final Trial is a True/False Quiz!] There were two passage-like gates before them. One had a paper door with a [O] on it while the other had a [X]. [If you think the question youll be hearing is correct, go through the [O] door! If you think its wrong, go through the [X] door!] Oooh! By the way, what happens when you choose the wrong door? Flour? Muddy water? [A pitfall trap that leads directly out of the dungeon. There shouldnt be a need to worry about any injuries. Getting something in your eyes might hurt though.] Hmm. Leona appeared to be thinking about something. She was probably considering whether being right or being wrong would be more interesting. [And if two out of the three of you answer correctly, since you will have seeded 1000 Pointsall of the Subi will receive a one-year supply of their beloved eggnts! Moreover, as an extra special prize, I will award you a giant eggnt made out of stone!] [1] With the design of [Eggnt Made to Look Like a Cow With Chopstick Legs], something often seen as Lantern Festivals, an actual cow-sized statue was carted out on top of a wagon. The reaction Leona had was very differentpared to the two Subis. Thats an eggnt!? Ah, oh my, that eggnt cow is super huge. [By the way, its also a storage for more eggnts!] Oooh! When the Golem opened the small window on its front, there were more eggnts within it, but that was all. I have to get this right! I have to get this wrong! Suira and Leona clenched their fists. And then looked into each others eyes. Leona-sama. A one-years supply of eggnts is very attractive. Being able to eat eggnts every day would overjoy everyone in Subus Vige. Kuh, please spare me! [Hmm? Whats this, a quarrel? Youve all just barely been able to make it to this Final Trial together, so please stop. Or Leona, do you intend to break away and leave? Ites with a free travel set if you buy right now. Ill even throw in a portable Othello game.] That works too. Suira. If you two answer correctly, I wont return to the vige. Okay? At least not for a year, until the eggnts are all gone! We traveled together to find a peaceful ce to live, but if thats how it is, we can only part ways here! Egged on by the Golem, Leona gave them an ultimatum. [Well then, Ive ced the travel set in the losers area, so use it how you will.] Huhuhu. So then, whats the question? [Ooh! Lets see, you only have one chance at answering the question due to the conditions of the set, so all three of you will have to dive into the one you think is correct at the same time Alright, now for the question!] Hurried by Leona, the Golem read the question aloud. [This dungeons name is [Cave of Hope]. True or false!?] The Golem gestured towards the doors. However, the group of three all tilted their heads to the side. * I tried making this as easy a True/False question as possible, but Suira, Michiru, and even Leona all looked clueless. [ Umm, what was the name again?] [I dont know!] [Un, its a really difficult question I think I heard it at one point?] Even though Leona would have chose the incorrect answer left the dungeon of her own will she doesnt know the right answer? Hey Kehma. The answer is [X], right? Yeah, it is Well, you should obviously know it, but uhh, is it such a difficult question? I guess they didnt care about knowing the name of the ce theyre living in? You dont really need to know the name of a dungeon to live in it! I guess thats true? But crap. Seriously. The heck. Our strategys sess rate suddenly fell to 50%. I have to do something about this. [Come to think of it, I did hear the name at one point. This dungeon is un, cave of something. It definitely sounds like thats it.] [I see, so theres a good chance that cave of hope is the correct answer then!] [Then we just need to go into the [O] door to get the eggnts!] With that, Michiru started crouching to jump forward. I decided to hurry up and stop them. * The Golem blocked Michiru, who was just about to start moving. [Woah there, hold on, Michiru. Are you truly sure about your choice?] Eh, what do you mean? [Are you alright with deciding on your answer without hearing the hint?] Hint! There was one of those!? Please tell me it! [Sure. The other two can listen as well] With that, the Golem thought for a moment. [This cave has various traps. Among them are traps that became the origin of this caves name. The room that cannot be left once the sword in its pedestal is taken is one of such traps. In that trap, a certain pair of adventurers] Then, while the Golem was talkingin a ce the Golem could not seea y Golem appeared. It stood in front of the [X] door and made an [O] with its arms. Next, it stood in front of the [O] door and made a [X] with its arms. [Hmm? Is there something behind me?] Following Leona and the others eyes, the Golem slowly started looking behind itself. However, by the time it did so, the y Golem had already hidden itself. [What, theres nothing there? Lets see, where was I] When the Golem turned its back back towards the gates, the y Golem appeared yet again. It repeated the same gestures again this time as though to confirm it. Then, it disappeared. [and thats what happened. Got it?] The Golem asked in confirmation. Leona nodded. With that, breaking into a runSuira and Michiru plunged into the [X] door, with Leona going into the [O] door. Footnotes: Apparently this is a thing that exists. Chapter 241 The Beach And so Leona jumped forward with her eyes closed, falling down and eventually rolling across sand. When she opened her eyes, what she saw was a beach. Oh? I really am outside, huh. She looked around. It wasnt just a [room that looked like one] like that floor that was the Subus Vige, it was a true ocean, a beach. A rucksack fell down. This was the travelling set. When she looked inside, she saw preserved food, a cup magic tool that could produce water, and a portable Othello game. By the way, there was rice in the preserved food. Seeing that, she grinned. I see. So thats all for this ce, huh now then, I wound up getting found by those girls too, so maybe its time I go for another journey~. Travelling wherever I want by myself for a while doesnt sound so bad but really, where am I? This ce was definitely a beach. A ce that had to be very far from the dungeon that dwelled within Tsuia Mountain. She had been moving a bit each time she broke through a trial, but if pushed shed say that it was only like they were going in circles. It had maybe four, no, nine rooms in a 33 grid, maybe? She felt like she wasing and going through the same rooms multiple times, just with their contents switched out. Still though, for it to end there, kind of leaves a sour taste nnn? With that, a piece of paper fell out of the rucksack. When she picked it up, it read, in Japanese: [Sorry! The correct answer was [Cave of Desires]!] It felt like it was the first time she read Japanese in a long time. Oooh,e to think of it, that was the name.Burn the paper, [Fireball]. Giggling, Leona burned the page with magic. Now then, how about I go on a proper journey I wonder where Ill end up? Putting the rucksack away into her [Storage], she set out in a random direction. Its been so long since I had that much fun Leona muttered to herself. Her expression looked somewhat lonely, but she was smiling gently. * Leona left. Haah. That was tiring. Good job, Kehma. What made me tired was that I was talking through the Golem that whole time, so Im seriously tired. Not in the usual way. I might be tooting my own horn here, but I was a pretty good host. Didnt expect that But still, with this, Leona has now been left at the Imperial Capitals beach. Even if she wants toe back, it should take her a while well, it didnt seem like she wanted to though. [Oooi, Kehma.] Hmm? Oh, Ontentoo? Sorry, you helped me out here a lot. [No, its alright. So this ones my win, yeah?] Oh? It should be one win, one loss now though? By the way, behind the scenes of our anti-Leona strategy, I held a Dungeon Battle between my sub-dungeon [White Beach] and Ontentoos. To be exact, it was only a Dungeon Battle in the formal sense in that I had its gate left open to let Leona through and closed it by surrendering when she jumped through the gate. I had Rei and Kinue manage the Dungeon Battle at [White Beach] while Nerune acted over here as a scene shifter. Rokuko and I were in the Master Room. Ichika and Meat were working at the inn. [Still though, now Ive won once yeah? Kukuku.] Yeah. I knew you were going to say that. But well, thanks? [What, its fine. We even got one of those Philosophers Stones, it has a great redness that even Redras loving.] As a reward for his help, I gave one of the Philosophers Stones I got from Leona to Ontentoo. It feels like I justundered something I got illegally, but lets just call it a Win-Win. Ah, but as change for it, Ontentoo gave us a pretty big chunk of territory near our dungeon. Practically all of Tsuia Mountain is Ontentoos territory, so wed already expanded as close to them as we could. Getting some area we can expand the dungeon into in the future and store those props in helps a lot. [Rather, whats up with that, Kehma?] That? [Having a Dungeon Battle just for driving that so far away. You were wanting to have the Dungeon Battle for that, but when it entered our dungeon for just that instant, we saw that that seemed pretty crazy?] Ah, Leona? Shes something like a Dungeon Core and Dungeon Masterbined? I dont know what core number she is though, I didnt ask. [Eh? The heck.] In the monitor, Ontentoo tilted his head. Yeah even I had thought that. [Alright then. Lets have a proper Dungeon Battle next time, yeah?] If I feel like it~ Ah, hold up, Kehma. Theres something I want to ask 112 (Ontentoo). Rokuko interrupted as I tried to round up the conversation. 112 (Ontentoo), do you have kids? [Eh? Kids?] Kids with Redra, you know, kids. Leona has grandkids, so I was wondering if anyone else did. [Ooh, I do. The eldest is just about three hundred. I have grandkids too.] Ah, so he does have kids and grandkids. First time Ive heard about that. Its no wonder after seeing how love-love Redra and Ontentoo are rather, maybe it is strange seeing as they react like newlyweds? Is it that [Fire Cavern]s lovers are perpetually heatedly passionate with each other? [Dragons live forever after all. They generally live until theyre killed. There is that one guy thats still alive after dying though.] An Undead Dragon! I hadnt even thought of that! [Yeah. Well, theres even precedent of some living into the tens of thousands of years. I dont know how long cores can live, so maybe Ill die first? Ah, but well leave together when the timees. Hahaha.] Otou-sama said were immortal, but isnt even Core 1 just around six hundred? That scales huge. Humans would be doing well to hit even one hundred. [So, was that all you wanted to ask?] No. Please tell me how Dungeon Cores can have children with other species. [ Bufuu!? ] Ontentoo and I both felt like something punched us in the gut. [W-wha, whatre you asking me!? Ask Redra that!] Ah, right. Ill bring Feni with me to go y again then. [Wait, whyd you ask me!? Dont you have a reliable Nee-chan!? Itd obviously be better to ask another female human-type core!] But I cant since Keima said that I absolutely couldnt ask Haku Ane-sama about it. So thats why she asked Ontentoo? Who is she getting that unpredictable behavior from? Me? No way, I shouldnt be that bad. H-hold on, Rokuko You wanting that information, could you be intending to have kids with me? When I asked that, Rokukos face turned red as she looked up at me with upturned eyes. Changing the question, is there anyone else I could have them with? Thats not the problem though. Its not like Im wanting to have them right away or anything. But wouldnt it be troublesome if I didnt know how when the time came? Well, 112 (Ontentoo), cyater. Rokuko turned away, her cheeks puffed out a little in anger. [Y-yeah. Kehma, uhh, hmm. Be strong?] Yeah well, uh yeah. I closed themunication with Ontentoo. Well, is it alright since shes not thinking about doing it right now? No, too much knowledge might incur Haku-sans wrath, I should stop there. Eh? Before that, were Rokuko and I married? Chapter 242 Confirmation and a Trap Now, Leonas gone, but its not like I can sleep yet. Because I still have to do the final confirmation. With that, I went to [White Beach]. The footprints from where Leona had walked had almostpletely vanished, but I guess she walked in that direction? I went into the forest. Lets see, it was definitely this way oh, a broken branch. Looks like she was here. I went farther into the forest. Huh? What am I doing? Why did I go this far again? No, yeah. I have to confirm. The final confirmation. Yeah. I arrived in front of a cave. There were some burned areas, as well as bits of it still smoldering. It looks like she forcibly opened it up through some viinous magic, making an impromptu cave. And my target was inside. Right, I could understand that from the details. This is why I came. When I looked into the caveLeona was spread out sitting on a futon, waiting. Crap, I have to run! No, its fine!? The thoughts for [STOP] and [GO] lit up in my head at the same time. W-wha-what the heck. My heads all mixed up. I was waiting. . Spoken to by Leona, I held my head. I was using [Super Transformation] today, its alright. I have an extra life. Calm down. Theres something you want to ask, right? Yeah. There is. Go ahead, Ill even teach you how to have fun and live for hundreds of years.Setsuna, Nayuta, the Toys, how to raise your skills, how to kill and deceive gods, even how to steal their powers, anything. Now, what do you want to ask first? Leona, what era did youe from? Oh? Leona smiled with a smile that said she hadnt expected him to ask something so simr to asking her age. But she probably wouldnt have a problem with itshe was seventeen, after all. Well lets say it was an era that made todays entertainment feel nostalgic. It was like that for you too, right? That so, well, Im happy you liked it. I really enjoyed it, enough so that I wanted to stay there for longer Leonas smile looked lonely. What she was thinking wasnt something me, someone who wont even live till five hundred, could understand. Which is why I felt that I definitely had to give you my thanks and call you here with this. Leona patted the futon The Godly Comforter? I see, so thats it? It looks like I was lured here by the Godly Comforters divinity. Like a moth to the me. So next youll want me to tell you about Toys. That girl, Meat Kuroinu, if I recall? You knew? No, so Meats like that? I knew~. Its something I made after all or maybe its better to say Im making? Unlike Setsuna, that girl isnt natural. Meat isno, Toys are created existences? Different from Setsuna and Nayuta? I thought something was said about them being sisters? Setsuna is natural, I havent adjusted her at all. And yet shes so interesting right? The seed Id chosen randomly brought forth a miracle. Thats why I gave making Nayuta and the Toys a shot. [1] Hold up. She just said something outrageous like it was nothing. Leona continued talking about her story. Setsunas talent value is super close to 6V and feels like 5V! Ah, you dont know what I mean? Well, anyways, she has miraculous talent. However, shes a bitcking in the head, so I adjusted Nayutas head to be better. Toys are things I made when I wondered what would happen if I raised their talent to as high as possible! Theres a lot that I did that so, so I decided to call all of them Toys oh, the origin of their name is the Japanese word toy. Well, setting aside Nayuta who Id only added checks to so that she wouldnt be unreasonable, Ive had a lot of failures too. Really, training so many different creatures causes a lot of troubles. Ive finally gotten to the point that I can mix a few things together without changing their appearance though. After many sacrifices, I finally made five Toys to assemble the Toy Rangers!ah, that part was a lie. The Toy Rangers arent a thing~. Itd sound too cheesy. Well its true that I had a ton of failures, only three of them ever turned out exceeding their nned talent values. Ah, but dont worry! My lovely grandchildren and my failures werent for nothing. The staff happily epted them, turning them into materials, food, even furniture ah, there was even one of them that became a toilet! Ufufu, I said something good there Hmm? But isnt it weird? The failures shouldve all been locked away and recycled? And I know where the three sesses are? Huh? Then that means theres a fourth, I guess? Maybe its one of the ones I discarded and stopped paying attention to? Well, its a trivial problem. Its probably just that I threw her into a slum in attempts to see if shed be able to break through her limits in such a horrible environment and forgot about it. Theres also the possibility that Haku-chan stole my research results. That child has a hero under her control after all. Theres also the chance of godly intervention, but well, thats not much of a problem either. What I cant remember doesnt matter, probably. Ah, I started babbling didnt I? Well, with all that Leona took a deep breath before continuing. the Toys were created by me! Amazing, right!? You already said that. Oh. Yep, most of the middle parts fuzzy, but I do get that shes done a ton of bad things. I was listening since it seemed like shed break me if I didnt though. Hmph, then lets talk about something else. How about raising hero skills? Sure. +1 if you destroy a Dummy Core. +1 and a chance to learn a new skill if you destroy a Dungeon Core. If youve maxed out all your levels, itll be stockpiled until you learn a new oneYou probably know that as well, right, Keima-san? Nope, didnt know that. I did realize that the level went up when you destroy a Dungeon Core though. Then I wonder if youve noticed that, for us who are also Dungeon Masters and who are affiliated with the Dark Gods faction, we can level up as much as we want? Eh? H-h-hold up. Huh, what? Hmm? Whats wrong? I mean, Dummy Cores are things that can be bought for 5000 DP. I used to think that was a lot, but nowadays I can earn 5000 DP pretty fast. In other words I can power level myself!? Yeah? I can power level myself like eating french fries at a buffet. Lets level [Super Transformation] as soon as I get back. Ah, but I dont rmend leveling hero skills all at once. The Light God will eat your soul if you do. Huh? Please, wait. What? Fufu. Leonaughed. Do you think that so out-of-the-norm skills like hero skills can be mastered so easily? Your souls growth and adaptation wouldnt be able to keep up. If you arent a capable container, you should level up only once or twice in a year at the most. So its like that? Rather, souls growth and adaptation? Just what are skills? Itll corrode your soul if you go past your limit. And since hero skills are the Light Gods territory do you understand now that Ive spoken this much? Yeah, if you give it your all in raising your levels at a fast pace, youll turn into Gods Vanguard. Lets keep it to one level a year! Ive probably already hit my credit limit, I mean, Im probably just barely safe. I went straight to Lv 3 after all. Well, you usually wouldnt be able to capture multiple dungeons in a year, so its a double standard unique to people like us. Even if other Heroes did their best, being able to capture multiple in a year is something theyd probably only be able to do as a Gods Vanguard in the first ce. Leona, uhh, have you been corroded? Me? No? Im still fine, my soul isnt a what a single person should have and cant bepared to yours. Its a rule I found out in an experiment with Haku-chan. Well, I kept it quiet so Haku-chan probably hasnt noticed though. So many horrible things. The experiments, Leona, and the Hero Skills. Oooh right. Could you take care of Setsuna? You could add her to your harem. But make sure to have lots of kids since Ill be taking one. Eh? I dont intend to make a move on any of my employees though? And let alone a harem, I havent touched anyone. Eh? Surprised, Leona opened her red eyes widely. Uwaah, seriously? Unbelievable, youve gathered so many pretty things eh, is that it? Youre gay? Ah, Setsuna has a penis, you know? She is a girl though. Im straight! I see, so youre a no-good virgin. H-h-h-how does that have anything to do with someone being a virgin!? Shall I give you some confidence then? Its alright, Ill be gentle. Tapping the top of the Godly Comforter, Leona moved her shirt a little out of the way. She exposed part of her vicle, even her cleavage but dang. I cant see her legs at all with that pose. In other words, its not effective against me at all. I refuse. Oh, Ive been rejected? Interesting, is theforters effect not working? No, it worked in bringing you here. Do you have some resistance? Staying here any longer might be dangerous. Honestly, Im attracted to that futon, but Im heading back! That would be a problem. When I came to, bandages had been twined around my hands at some point and Leona was opposite me. The heck. I didnt ck out though? Whaaat, itll be over before you can count the dots on the ceiling~, or not~? Wh-whatre you trying to pull, cut it out!? And then I lost consciousness. Footnotes: Theres some word y going on here that I believe is going over my head. My apologies. Chapter 243 Courage I woke up. A throbbing pain was pounding in my head. What happened? Im sure I was huh? Im in a room at the inn? And the suite room at that. I was trying to be sure about something to do with Leona, but didnt I get caught in a trap? Why am I here? Did I lose my memory? Or maybe Im in a dream? I heard a knock at the door. Who is it? Meat. It was Meats voice. I started to give her permission to enter the roombut then I noticed what I was wearing. That is, nothing at all. Moreover, this futon. Its the Godly Comforter for some reason. The suite room shouldve had a down-filled mattress. Moreover moreover, I felt a weight on my body. When I looked to see what it was, it was Rokuko clinging to my body, still asleep. Sh-shes wearing her pajamas. Am I safe? Hold up a moment, Meat. Id like to check over something, but could you please answer me through the door? Yes. How many days ago did Leona leave? The day I held the Dungeon Battle with Ontentoo, that is. Yes, that was day before yesterday, so two days ago. What? Theres a days worth of memories missing. This is scary. Not only did I lose consciousness, which I might be fine with by itself, Leona almost definitely did something to me. I decided to wake Rokuko up. I feel sorry for doing it since she looks happy with some drooling from her mouth on to my belly, it had to be dome. Hey, Rokuko, get up. Oi. Kehmaaa mnmnn, nmmm. Uoooh, stop licking my bellybutton, its ticklish! And stop squirming about please, its starting to make me feel weird! Please, get up, please! Heeaah!? Ah, Kehma! Youre back to yourself!? Judging by the first thing Rokuko said as she woke up, Im starting to feel uneasy. What the heck did I do yesterday!? Yesterday was dangerous. You definitely lost your mind. Only Meat and I noticed it though. Uhh, what do you mean by that, exactly? You suddenly hugged me and whispered to me that you love me. Umm, no, I mean I was happy that you were so passionate about it, but it didnt feel like Kehma. So I brought you to the Godly Comforter and had you go to sleep. So to put it another way, she used the therapeutic effect of the Godly Comforter it cured abnormal statuses as well? Huh? Wait a sec. Nows not the time to be calm. Dont we have to be a married couple to prevent having divine punishment fall down on me for using the Godly Comforter? What happened to the divine punishment? Is that it? Did we get deemed as a couple? Eh, oi. Did god just officially recognize Rokuko and I as a couple? Hey, Rokuko. Whats up? You and I, are wewait, first off, why am I naked? Also, please let me put on some clothes. Ah, un. Good, youre back to being you And youre naked because you took off your clothes when we got into the Godly Comforter. They should be on the floor now. Just as Rokuko said, my clothes were strewn about the floor I quickly put them on. Umm, please stop staring at me like that. Its embarrassing to dress with someone watching. A short momentter, Id finished changing my clothes with Rokuko staring at me the whole time. Should I ask it now then? Ah, umm, right. Rokuko. I need to ask you something. Sure, what? You and I, are we a couple? Eh? Rokuko responded in a nk voice Wait, whats that Eh? supposed to mean? Ehhh!? Please, Rokuko. Please answer me clearly. Ah, um, that were partners? Dont dodge the question, Rokuko. Well, were Were? Were what!? . Not a couple, right? Not a couple, yeah Rokuko hung her head with a serious look on her face. Yeah, now itse to this. Crap. This is the Godly Comforter, I might get hit by that god-paling divine retribution! What should I do, Rokuko? Eh!? Ah, th-that? Umm. Well, if thats it, its ok. Its set up so that its alright when I give the permission. Eh, really? Exclusive-use items can get set up with things like that? Uhhh yeah. Definitely. Seriously? Tell me sooner if you can make adjustments like that to it! Thats good then Man, now that I know its fine, Im tired. Can I borrow it? Eh? Mm, well Oh, right. Meats still waiting outside, huh. Meat, is anything wrong? No, I just came to see how you were doing. If youre safe and back to yourself, thats good. Finished saying that, Meat left. Alright, lets go back to sleep. Hey, Kehma? What kind of, err, what kind of rtionship do* we have? Were not a couple, right? Yeah. Were not a couple. We havent really went through a marriage or the formalities, after all. Is that why? Kehma, do you not want us to be a couple? Rokuko looked at me with an expression that seemed like she was about to cry. Its not like I dont want to. I mean, I definitely dont dislike her. Rather, I couldnt think about anyone else in this world being my parter other than Rokuko. Ah, maybe Meat? But shes a serious hug pillow girl Which means Rokuko really is the only one. But if I say that were married or something like that right now, Haku-san would kill me. Twice. Once to remove [Super Transformation] and once after the extra life was gone. In other words, she wouldnt stop killing me until Im dead. It doesnt feel like were lovers, so isnt it alright to stick with being partners? Even if I said were lovers this far into our rtionship, I think Id still get killed by Haku-san. I dont exactly want to be killed, so I feel like my best bet is to bulldoze forward with our [Partner] set-up and not step on thendmines that are lover and married. Weve been like that this whole time, after all. Then if you make someone else your lover, Ill, Ill Ill pout! Youll pout? Not oppose it? Kehma, I dont think youd do something like that without a reason, so its alright. But you do know that Ill definitely pout about it, right? Id need at least three servings of fresh melon bread. I dont really think itll happen, but you should be really angry if it does. Ill forgive you if it does! Nehee~ I rubbed Rokuko on the head. She smiled. Shes even in her loli form, such a warming sight. Oh, umm. Should I stop sleeping with Meat? Eh? Meats a hug pillow, why would you stop? I just dont get Rokuko sometimes. Well, Im ustomed to using Meat as a hug pillow nowadays, so itd be a bit hard on me if I suddenly had to stop using her. Right Meat is your exclusive hug pillow, isnt she? Could you lend her to me too? Ive been wanting to try using her for a while now. Ill let you use the Godly Comforter in exchange. Sure, why not. Our negotiations concluded. Now that I know there wont be a divine retribution, theres no reason for me to hesitate about the Godly Comforter anymore. But well, theres a risk that I might be addicted to it. That isnt a reason to hesitate from enjoying it, though. We could also all three of us sleep together in the Godlyforter. Oooh! That sound great, let me call Meat back so we can get back to sleep. Wait, Meat has a shift and theres only the two of them right now. Meat joining in can wait tillter How about we sleep till lunch? Sure~ Rokuko and I somehow arrived at apromise about our rtionship. I should probably give my thanks to Leona for it, seeing as how she was the main culprit behind us two sleeping in the Godly Comforter. Not, lets not. Its Leona, after all. Still though, pushing forward with our rtionship as partners I dont think the old me wouldve done that. Rokuko and I wereno, I think I was caring about the typical concept of lovers and couples too much. How should I say it oh. Like I got some courage? Chapter 244 A Letter from the Sia Family That day, a trouble was sent over to me by way of Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma. Vige Chief. Do you have a moment? What, is it about that brothel again? Are you pretty backed up or something? No, thats not it. Ive received a letter from the feudal lord of Sia Seriously, why do you think I gave away so many of my authorities for. But well, Sias lord is a noble. Since its such a big shot, its my duty as the Vige Chief to handle it even if Im just a figurehead. I took the lords letter from Wozuma. Lets see, whats it say? [In this auspicious season of the mountain gods remembrence, the white goddess dances to] This is a pretty long greeting. Its annoying to read, do you have a summary? Right here. I wanted to tell him that he shouldve just given me that first if he had it, but really, Wozuma is excellent. Even his manners are great hes not someone Haku-san sent over just for show. By the way, the summary was three lines long. C The Sia family has assessed me, an excellent adventurer, as being valuable, so they have prepared to support me. C Would you marry our daughter? While they would prefer me marrying into the Sia family, a standard marriage was also permissible. C They want to meet me in person and get a verbal response. (Aka: Have to go) The Sia family wishes to have a consultation with you. Tying the knot with the viges chief, so to speak. They are currently cooperating with the Adventurer Guild in this. Oh. Its called Sia because its the Sia familys territory. Right. Still though, being able to expand these three lines into all of this. Nobles truly are worth respecting. They ce important information within that decoration, use roundabout mannerisms to say to what extent they value you, and use those same mannerisms to ascertain whether or not you are a brutish person incapable of understanding their phrasing. There isnt anything hidden within it this time, though. Which leaves the other two parts. Well, I just leave it to Wozuma either way. Still, Vige Chief, if I recall, you are D-Rank going by your adventurer rank, werent you? I dont believe that could be said to be very good as an adventurer, does that mean theyve gotten a whiff of your excellence from somewhere? Hmm I cant say itd be strange if Wozuma, Haku-sans pawn, knew about me having a B-Rank Adventurer Guild Card. Is that what hes telling me? By the way, about thepulsory part on that third line do I really have to go? Id like to just end it with a letter. They arended nobles, after all. They arent people that an ordinary Vige Chief can simply refuse. There isnt much of a distance between Sia and here, either. But I Whoops, I almost said [But I have Rokuko]. That was close. Wozuma is Haku-sans pawn. Haku-san might just put on her war mask and lead a campaign to my house if I said something like that. Uhh have a tiring job to do? Please postpone your ns. A Vige Chiefs number one duty is toply with their lord. Here is your invitation. Yeah Haaah, oh well. I guess Ill just refuse Oh, youre going to refuse? Yeah. I mean, theres no advantages in it for me. Youd be a noble though? It may not be toorge of a chance, but you could even be the lord of Sia. Cmon, you know those arent merits as far as Im concerned. Well, I guess not. You dont seem to be interested in status or honor, not even money Me bing a noble might cause business to improve, but I make more than enough even without that happening. The Dyne Company has been causing the gold coins I get from Debt Hero Watarus repayments and the rice payments I forcibly sell through Nayuta, too. You need money to make money. I dont know who said it, but its a famous saying. Right, our Golen viges food lifeline is Sia. We import our flour from Sia, as well as basically all of our vegetables. We import some from Pavuera too though but please, dont offend the lord. O-okay. I wound up getting a warning from Wozuma. But that just means itd be a good idea to have the dungeon give rice and vegetables as drops even if I fail, right? That would be a bit suspicious though. Alright, Ill refuse them with all I have! I guess I need to go talk with Rokuko about all this, seeing as weve finally decided that were partners (aka decision postponed). I went to exin what was going on to Rokuko, who waszing about in my room. And thats why Ill have to take a trip to Sia. Bring Meat with you. You going alone would make me feel anxious. Huh? Didnt she leave everything to me before though? Did my reliability fall or something? Ah, umm, didnt Leona do stuff to you? Itd be bad if there wasnt anyone to stop you if you started going wild. Like that time. Ooh The day I cant remember. The day that I supposedly made passes at every woman that caught my eye. From what I hear, I told Rei, the other monster girls, Meat, Ichika and even the guild Receptionist-san that I loved them. The one at fault was Leona. It was caused by Leona in the first ce. Yeah, Leonas fault. Definitely her fault. Its a fact. Alright, Ill take her along. Make sure to get me a souvenir Oh right,e here and Ill give you a farewell kiss! Oi, whered you learn that from? From something called manga I bought with DP Oh, right. I learned a bit of Japanese, so I can read it if its simple enough! I-is she just haphazardly learning Japanese!? Setting aside the fact she bought manga with DP, Japanese! Japanese, anguage known for its learning difficulty! There was something called [Japanese] in the skill scroll area, it was 5,000 DP. So its from a skill? Rather, you can learnnguages through skills? Fantasy, I shouldve known. Wait, lets back up. That farewell kiss. Uh, you dont really have to do it. Partners do that sort of thing! No buts. Come here and give me your cheek! O-okay. No buts? I leaned down a bit towards Rokuko and showed her my right cheek. S-s-s-so then, Kehma. Farewell n, nn With that, Rokuko kissed me on my cheek. Crap, my face is hot. Her lips tickled my cheek. Is Rokuko still calm? Taking a look at her, she was looking away, her face blushing top to bottom. Her lips were trembling slightly in embarrassment. Ce back in one piece, okay? Yeah, Im heading out. Yeah, I definitely have to turn down that marriage discussion. Apanied by Meat, I set off for Sia. Chapter 245 Visiting the Sia Family We went to Sia in a cheap wagon that rocked and jolted constantly. Showing the invitation to the people at the gate, we were able to head through the gate especially quickly. The toll was free even including Meat, how nice. As expected of the lords invitation. Passing through the gate, we immediately went to the lords mansionor not. We first headed to the stalls. I came here to refuse them, so its best not to expect any warm wees from here on. Quickly going and quicklying back, I decided to intrude on them during that marvelous time in the early afternoon. Oh, its that meat skewer stall. Smells great. Yeah. Lets buy a lot. Heyaooh, long time no see, An-chan! Hmm? Who was he again oh, right. Hes that old guy we delivered the rabbit meat to way back. Youre not selling rabbit meat today? Yeah, Im D-Rank already so Ive graduated from rabbits. Im not troubled by money anymore either. Unfortunate, but congrattions on that. If you ever feel like bringing me any rabbits again, Ill buy them from you. Thanks for the offer. Well, Ill buy five of them. Coming right up. Ah, want to try a new vor? I stocked up on some sauce from a peddler recently. I bought a few different kinds, but this one goes good with rabbit meat. Its delicious. Sure, Ill try it. Kuro, is that alright? Yes. Is it our dungeons sauce? Now that I think of it, we were giving out some in the dungeon to use in the inn as well I think? For it to spread over here lets just say its as expected. When I paid him the twenty-five copper, he gave us six meat skewers, one of them as a freebie. Oh, thanks. Thanks for your help back then. Meat downed the whole skewer immediately yep, her tails wagging. Guess it tastes great. I ate one too. It has sauce, so its like yakitori. Goshujin-sama Ah, yeah. Ill have one more, you can eat the rest. Her tail pped back and forth. Meat immediately dug into the rest and nommed them up theres sauce all around her mouth. So cute. I pat her on the head. You two are the same as ever why not release her from being a ve? Thats a line that I cant cross. Taking the one in a thousand chance into consideration Its not like I dont trust her, but theres always the chance of her leaking information about the dungeon if she was tortured after being released from very. Thatd be bad. And since itd be bad, no can do. I definitely dont think shed attack me after being released or anything like that. Itsplicated. Hmm. Well, I wont poke into it but take care of her, yeah? Yeah. I bought ten more skewers and put them into my [Storage] to give to Rokuko and the rest as souvenirs. Now that weve ate, I guess its time to get going? Its time to head out by the way, any clue where the lord lives? No idea. * I headed back to the gate. As expected, Sias gatekeepers were civil servants and memorized the citys streets. One of them even guided me there. It was probably due to the invitation. I recorded it on the map, so I can get here myself next time! The lords manor was a pretty big house evenpared to the houses in this luxurious area in the northeast part of Sia. It was a three-floored, white European-styled building that felt like it was perfectly maintained even despite the spacious garden that could be seen from the gate. Then, giving the invitation to the mansions gatekeeper, I was brought into what looked like a reception area. The gatekeeper didnt say [This lowly adventurer is!] or anything like that. He was thoroughly polite in his responses and was trained well. The sofa was so soft that it made me think about the ones we use at our ce. After sitting next to Meat for a while doing nothing, there was a knock at the door. Ah,e in. Reflexively responding to it with a wee, a solidly build gentleman that was wearing clean clothes came in. Did I keep you waiting? Im Von ODoll Sia. I take it you know that Im the lord? I am Kehma. Pleased to meet you, Lord-sama. I wasnt waiting too long. That so? Introducing myself to him and shaking his hand, I sat back down. Now that, if you dont mind, could you tell me a bit about it? About that vige, I mean. Thats fine, but, well Concerning the matter of why Im here I have heard some stories about Golen Vige, but how many iron golems are there to secure? How many, is it its not as though I have a detailed understanding of the matter either. We were able to capture around thirtyst winter, though. But really, concerning the matter of why Im here Hoh, thirty? Thats a decent amount. Thatd be enough to forge two hundredplete sets of armor. Or maybe if we just forged swords, ten thousand of them? Of those thirty, how many did you capture, Kehma-dono? Its not like I did it alone, but six of them Wait, is he probing around for how much I earn? Annual ie is important, I guess. Umm. Its about the reason Im here, but Ah, one moment please. Ooi, Mai,e on in! Alright, sorry for intruding. Saying that, a girlshe has blue hair!? With the hair on the sides of her face in ringlets and wearing white and neat clothes, a just barely ten year old girl walked in. Yep. Its one of those. I am Mai Odoll Sia. Are you Kehma-sama, the one who is my fiance? A N O T H E R L O L I. The heck? Is the suspicion of me being a lolicon so concrete? Err. Hey now, Mai. Thats not it. Hes not your fiance yet. Right, Kehma-dono? Eh? Uh, yeahno, I dont intend to be her fiance at all. Hoh. So quick to jump to spouse-hood? How lively, Kehma-dono. Ha ha ha! How hasty, Kehma-sama fufu. No, I just refused you. Why does it seem like they just took a step forward? Mai Odoll hopped up onto the sofa next to Von Odoll with a quick heave-ho. Seeing that, Meat raised her hand. May I? Is something wrong, Kuroinu-dono? This matter, he refuses. She said iiiiiiit!! Meat just blew apart their flow in just a few words!! Well done Meat, how reliable! I love it when youre like this! Sorry, I dont believe I heard you correctly. Could you say that again? He. Refuses. She totally just said it even shorter thanst tiiiiiime!! Her reliability makes me look timid I was supposed to have more courage now, butpared to Meat, my courage is trash. Trash, I say! When she said that again, the conversations flow got so blown up that they were at a loss! Kehma-dono? Is that your intention? He scowled at me, but it wasnt too scary. Compared to Haku-sans bloodlust-filled eyes, his is more like a spring breeze. Yeah, I dont intend to get married Great! Isnt that nice? How about we simply respect Kehma-donos esteemed opinion on the matter? Otou-sama, your view clearly seeped into your words Kehma-sama, youre so dreamy! H-huh? Was refusing them the correct answer from the start? Right! Itd be different if you were born a noble, but Kehma-sama, you came from amoner. This is my first marriage interview, and for the person who offered to have such a childish body as mine the result should be obvious. Mai Odoll kept nodding is she on my side here? Which is why I decided to make you a fiance candidate and that it would be better for us to move forward with the engagement when I know your disposition better. Ooh, I see. How wise of you, Mai. Kehma-dono, is that alright? Eh? No, I Id definitely like to be friends with you, Kehma-sama. The stories of your adventures Id really, really, really love to hear about them! Mai Odoll was leaning forward toward me with her whole body Von Odoll was holding her back. Mai, isnt it around time for you to study? Oh, excuse me, then. Kehma-sama, see you again. Mai Odoll hopped off the sofa and left the room. She bowed toward me and smiled, waving on her way out the door. How should I put it it feels like my opinions have been mostly ignored since the moment I entered the room. Should I just run away? Now, Kehma-dono. I have something to talk with you about, so hear me out. Von Odolls face was smiling, but not his eyes. It definitely feels like its about something troublesome. Chapter 246 The Sia Familys Request So in other words, youre wanting that cute Ojou-san to have a fiance that can be cut off at any time to keep an evil bloodsucker away? Exactly. Von Odoll nodded in satisfaction. Thats how the story turned out. Thanks to the recent discovery of a certain tunnel, Pavueras feudal lord grew interested in having his son marry Mai Odoll. However, the rumors about his son werent too good. He wanted to refuse the offer, but he needed a reason to do so. And so he decided that he would prefer getting her a fiance, allowing him to refuse the engagement. So its not a fake marriage so much as it is a feigned betrothal. It wouldnt have been too hard of a thing to refuse if she was already engaged, but now that hes already started to show interest in her, I needed the man to have some prestige. On that point, Kehma-dono, as the one to discover that tunnel, as the one to first retrieve a magic sword from [Cave of Desires] after its transition phase, and as the one who has governed Golen Vige in its development, you have quite a record. Hearing it like that and setting aside what actually happened, it really does sound like Im excellent. Moreover, Im not a lolicon. In other words, Im the most suitable marriage candidate. However, there is one matter that troubles me, this thing about you preferring young girls is it true? No, it isnt. But that Kuroinu-dono you bring with you, isnt her name Meat? Kuro is a beloved member of my family. There are various matters concerning her name. Unexpectedly, I felt something soft beating against my waist. When I took a look, it was Meats tail wagging back and forth bumping against me. How cute. Alright. But I intend for my daughter to be clean until her marriage, do you understand? Excuse me, but it sounds to me as though this is advanced with the assumption that Ive agreed. Is that my imagination? I wonder. With your excellence, you should know how to maneuver this to your advantage, right? Ive, naturally, prepared a reward for you. How about it? Youre an adventurer, so you could just think of this as amission. Im not exactly troubled in my finances, so I would still like to refuse. I have my own circumstances. Right, how about some information on a Godly Treasure? It would be about the Godly Pillow, a divine tool. Nn? W-well, maybe I can hear you out? A lords power for information gathering is frightening. Did he know it was something I want Wait,e to think of it, didnt I tell the Adventurer Guild that I would buy any and all information about the Godly Beddings maybe he learned about it from them? But its information about a new piece of the set. Not another duplicate. I want it. It was hard to refuse Von Odolls coerciveness after behaving so modestly, but if its about that, Im prepared to let him keep the initiative for a bit longer. What, its not too serious. Just let me use your name for around a month. A month? Yeah. Thats all Ill need to refuse him. So how about it? Just a month. With that, Maid-san knocked at the door, came in, and whispered into Von Odolls ear. He nodded with a sigh. Kehma-dono. Weve prepared a guest room for you to use, so please, stay the night. Having you return right back to Golen Vige the same day after expressly calling you here myself would disgrace my name as the lord Ah, I suppose you would arrive in the middle of the night if you left now? Oi. This is one of those [You cant refuse my hospitality, now can you?] moments, isnt it? I couldve sworn that Ide at a time that would allow me to leave immediately was I waiting for him longer than I thought I did? What should I do? Wozuma told me to not offend him I guess I should just ept it I want information on the beddings, anyways. Ill ept your hospitality, then. Thats great. Its such a rare event, so please tell my daughter about some of your adventuring storiester. That girl loves to hear about things like that. I guess Im alright with epting this feigned betrothal if its only going to be for a month. Biting onto the Godly Beddings bait dangling in front of me, thats what I felt. * Goshujin-sama. Hmm? Arriving in the room prepared for me, Meat followed in behind me and whispered to me. Were being watched. Hmm. Meat secretly pointed to the wall. She did so in a way that wouldnt allow them to watch from the other side of the wall. Were being monitored? Well, its almost definitely better for him to have more information on the person that would be his daughters fiance, but it doesnt feel so good for me. Lets y a prank. I sat down on the soft sofa that was in the guest room. I sat in such a way that my back was to the wall. Meat,e here. ! Coming. Guessing my intention, Meat sat in the same position as me. She sat down using my front to lean back against, fitting snugly in front of me. This was due to her being so used to this after being a hug pillow night after night. Nn haah, Goshujin-sama. Good girl, good girl. I stroked Meat on the head, mixing in some asional skinship. Each time, Meats voice woulde out with a [Aah] or [Huuu]. Huh? This is a bit different than Id imagined. How should I put it I was wanting to make the one monitoring us feel absurd for looking at someone petting their pet. No no no, it needs to look like a parent and child Right, you and I are family. So its alright! Parent, child Otou, san? Hoooh! My child is so cute. Lets pet her some more. Is doing this whats caused the suspicions about me being a lolicon to spread so much? Eh, whatever. My child is cute and cuteness is my child. Huh? She didnt change into a Subus, right? Nn~ Meat starting rubbing her body against me. She really is like a dog. Good girl. We cant even really talk about anything right now since were being watched. Just as I started to think that Id just continue loving on Meat until someone called for me, I heard a knock at the door. Kehma-sama, its Mai ODoll. Could Ie in? Ah, one moment alright, you cane in. Having Meat sit to my side, I invited Mai ODoll in. Opening the door slowly and gracefully, Mai ODoll came in together with a maid. She looks serious. Mai ODoll sat down on the sofa facing mine, but the maid remained standing to the side behind her. Now then, how can I help you, Mai ODoll-sama. Oh, did you want to hear about my adventures? Yes, Id like to hear more about you, Kehma-sama Umm, could you please call me Mai? Theres no way I could, Im just an average, humble adventurer, after all. Mai ODoll spoke with her hand ced against her chest. Is that it? Is she one of those people that prefers to be called more intimately? Youre my fianceI mean, youre a candidate to be my fiance, so we are connected like that. So Ill call you Mai-sama, then. Could you not add on that -sama? You add -sama to my name as well, Mai-sama. Now were equal. Refuse once, thene to apromise. Yep, that much should be alright. Now then, time to talk about my adventuresis what I thought, but now that I think of it, I havent really done anything as an adventurer that could be called an adventure. Ive just done toilet cleaning, deliveries, rabbit hunting, and information on the dungeon. I cant even tell anyone more than half of what I do. To be honest, I havent done much adventurer-like adventuring, less that I could talk about. I do know stories Ive heard from other adventurers though, would you like to hear one of those? It appeared that my abridged story about Momotaro pleased Mai. [1] Footnotes: Momotaro, Peach Boy, is a popr hero of Japanese folklore. Information about Momotaro can be found Chapter 247 The Sia Familys Dining Table And then, Momotaro, having tamed the dog, monkey, and pheasant, overthrew Ogre Vige and took all of the stored treasures and magic stones it had. Hooh that was the first time Ive heard about Urashimas underwater dungeon too, but this one about Momotaro is more exciting. Urashimas was a bad ending with him getting eaten by the treasure mimic in the end after all. Momotaros feels more like a battle scene. By the way, Meat was listening off to the side as well. I also got a bit into it and wound up starting to gesture as I spoke ever more magnificently. After a while, I heard the sound of a bell ringing. Oh, its time for dinner. Kehma-sama, lets go to the dining room. Its already thatte? I didnt feel too hungry since I ate those meat skewers before I came here, but, well, I still feel a little hungry. Why dont I treat my self to this Lord-samas meal? I wonder what sort of things therell be? Ill use it as reference for the inn. I saw a long table when I entered the dining room. It looks like it could feed everyone all at the same time. Von ODoll was already seated along with three others. A young man, a mature woman, and an adolescent boy his family, I take it. Oh, Kehma-dono, allow me to introduce everyone. Starting from the closest to me, youll see my eldest son, Raund, my wife, Waltz, and my second son, Gierb. Pleased to meet you all. I am Kehma, I serve as Golen Viges vige chief. I bowed Yep, gotta keep on the face of a fiance candidate. Its time for the stress test. A butler pulled out chairs for us when we went to sit. Mai ODoll and Meat sat obediently. I was a bit surprised, but I sat down as well. And so the meal began. * The meal was more shabby than I thought itd be. The bread was white, but the vegetable soup was just salty. There was also rabbit meat that had been carefully drained of blood. And the sd was, well, a sd. The lords meal was a lot more simple than I thought itd be. Just, is it that the ingredients were good, or the cooking? Or maybe both? It was a simple, yet powerful taste that made full use of the ingredients. It isnt as grand a meal as what gets served at your inn, right? Are you disappointed? No, its a good meal that had much care go into its preparation. The vor of the ingredients is good. As far as Im concerned, thats the bestpliment you could give it. Todays ingredients were practically all produced in Sia, after all. When I responded honestly, Von ODolls smile deepened. At that point, the eldest son, Raund, spoke to me. Kehma-dono, you dont look that muscr for an adventurer. Are you a mage? Yeah. Well, more of a rear guard. I can use a sword well enough in case anything slips by. Oh? Is that so Id heard that you were rather brave, so I was wanting to have a bout with you. You had probably heard something about Kuro here, not me. She may look like this, but shes the strongest of partys front line. She really doesnt look like it. If so, thats amazing. Raund seemed to have an interest in one on onebat. I dont know how much daily DP hed be worth, but hes probably trained himself a lot. He definitely does look to be confident in himself on that. Once Raunds interest turned to Meat, the second son, Gierb, talked to me. Hey, Kehma-san. How do you hunt Iron Golems? Swords cant cut through them since theyre made of iron, right? You can aim at their exposed magic stones or attack them with magic You can even just bash them with a hammer. Well, one of my C-Rank acquaintances uses a hammer. Magic, huh Kehma-san, what kind of magic can you use? I can use a few kinds of magic to help from the rear. Any more than that is my secret as an adventurer. Exposing my hand recklessly would bring me closer to death, so forgive me on that. Uuu, now I want to know I take it that the second son is interested in magic? Feels like he has a chuuni atmosphere. No, magic ismonce in this world, so I guess its not really like that? Probably closer to how programmers are considered in Japan, then? In the brain power meaning, that is. When I said that it would bring me closer to death, it made it so that Gierb wouldnt be able to ask me about it any further. Next was the lords wifes, Waltzs, turn. Kehma-san, I hear that you are skilled in trade and vige management? I would like to hear about how youve been developing that vige. No, not at all, I am aplete amateur. There are talented merchants gathered in the vige, so I left all of the business to them. Its the same with the viges development, Iron Golems just happened to start appearing in the dungeon. None of that was due to me. How modest of you. Its the truth. Finished in dealing with the lords wife, next was Mai ODoll. Kehma-sama, you found lots of rare things in the dungeon, right? Yeah, I was lucky. Whats the most unusual thing youve found? Hmm right, the most unusual thing Ive found recently came from a treasure chest. Theyre Golems I think? From a treasure chest? Are they like a mimic? Theyre more like submonsters. If you give them magical power, they follows you around like a pet. Theyre even pretty smart. I have them working at the inn nowadays. Working Golems!? Thats amazing! Our conversation continued like that for a while until we finally finished eating I wanted to hurry up and return to my room with Meat. Then, when we were drinking tea after the dinner. Oh right, I heard that Kehma-san received words ofpliment from the White Goddess? Waltz spoke to me. Huh? Oh Miss Wife, could you run that by me again? The White Goddess? Ahem! Right, Im told that Kehma-donos inn has an onsen? The White Goddess seems to like it a lot. Yeah, she does. It sounds like Kehma-dono has a wonderful inn. Von ODoll very artificially cleared his throat. Yeah, so thats it? He wants to make a connection with Haku-san? Now that I re-think it all, he was being very coercive against a mere vige chief. Id chalked it up to what a noble would do when facing amoner, but if thats the reason, I get it now. He offered information on the Godly Pillow not for the betrothal, but for gaining a connection to Haku-san? More importantly, Kehma-dono, you talked to Mai, right? Shes a good child, isnt she? Yeah, shes more than someone like me would deserve. Dont you think that the engagement between her and someone like me would damage your reputation? Oh? Being engaged with Kehma-sama wouldnt be a bad thing at all. We want to know about Kehma-sama, too. Right, Otou-sama? Right. Its a good thing, even. Eh, is it better for this worlds nobles to have more engagements then? Or maybe it helps build up their resistance? Or maybe theres like an engagement point card? Like get 1 point when you break up? So Kehma-dono, you dont dislike Mai right? In that case, how about staying two or three more days to get to know each other some more? I have work to do, so I need to return tomorrow. In that case, could Mai go to Golen Vige with you? Dont kid around. Wouldnt I have toe back, then? I caved, reluctantly. Alright, Ill stay for one day but Ill have to issue some orders for work, theyll need be delivered quickly. Well send a messenger, you can even give us a letter to send. Ill get to writing it now, then. Excuse me. Mm. I took Meat, who was starting to doze off, and left my seat. Now then, what should I write? Chapter 248 An Outing With Mai ODoll I addressed the letter to Rokuko and wrote that I would be a little slow in returning, as well as that I might not be able to refuse them if things went bad, but also that I would try my best. The messenger guy was also told to say that I may, juuuust may be two or three dayste. I told him to get a response as well, so yeah. Time to sleep. I decided that I would sleep with Meat as my hug pillow. The guest rooms bedding amodation was a futon. One of the ones from our dungeon. For it to even be incorporated into the lords residence * The following day arrived. A letter from Rokuko arrived, lets see, whats it say? [O ko.] [1] Just two letters. Its in Japanese. Rokukos getting a handle of her [Japanese] skill quick. But still, the hecks [o ko] supposed to mean? [Oko (Mad)]? I get the feeling she said that she wouldnt be angry even if I took another wife, but is it [Oko (Mad)] after all? No, wait, let me think about this. Theres a chance that this [o ko] could be a shortened [o ko k], something thatd read as [OK OK], meaning [Understood, go for it] She seemed to be pouting a lot for some reason. Ah, yeah Even Rokukos a girl. The kanji for a womans heart (Ů) is inside the kanji for angry (ŭ), and thinking about the fact that theres the character for again/still () in it also, she could be angry that Im making a move on another woman. And she didnt say that she wouldnt be angry, just that she would pout So what should I do today? Maybe I could sleep through it all. Lets go back to sleep. With that, there was a knock at my door. Yeah, I know. Its breakfast time. Arriving at the table after being lead there by Maid-san, only Mai ODoll and Von ODoll were there. There was freshly baked bread, fried eggs, boar bacon, and sd for breakfast. Its simple, but it really did feel like breakfast. The sds tomatoes were delicious. Now then, what do you n on doing today, Mai? I was thinking about visiting the orphanage with Kehma. I see, it might be a good thing for Kehma-dono to personally understand the work that us nobles do. As for your escort hmm, seeing as Kehma-dono will be going with you, perhaps you dont need one? Looks like I just got nominated to do something troublesome. At the very least, Id like to refrain from doing work for free. Even if I cant get any money from it, I cant let him make this a [Free of charge] thing. Therefore, Ill blow the price up to get out of it. Itll only be for half a day, but I will undertake it if its a one day long escortmission for my party. I dont mind, Ill even do it at the market price. Ill do it as a designatedmission. He went for it even though I said to pay me a days wages for half a days work. Maybe I shouldve asked for more no, hes a noble and a lord, so he should have the money Lets hurry up and go, Kehma-sama! Like that, Meat and I headed for the orphanage, dragged along by Mai ODoll. * The orphanage was an annex on a church. From the looks of it, wed be visiting the church first, followed by the orphanage afterwards. Seeing as how the priest greeted us personally, it also looks like hed been told in advance that Mai ODoll would being. Come to think of it, what religion is this church? Its not following that dungeon busting Light Gods Decree, right? Just as I started to think about that, Mai ODoll exined it to me. This church worships the Raverio Empires founding adventurers god, the White Goddess. Come, lets pray. Its obviously Haku-san. Yaaaay, give me your blessings~ (Not). So this White Goddess, she even has her own churches is it alright for a real existing person to be a god? ? Gods are all existing people though? Are there any gods that dont exist? Aaah, right. In this world, gods are things that bring about miracles and divine blessings. So then its not a problem at all even if a living person became a god. So long as they could bring about the miracle stuff. Well, there were even great people worshiped as gods and religion-founders treated like deities back on Earth, so I guess its like that. Listening to our conversation, the priest chimed in. Could it be that you are not a follower of the White Goddess Faith? I follow the Futon Religion. Our teachings follow the White Goddess Faith quite well, we worship the god that defends the nights tranquility. Ive never heard of that religion, but the nights tranquility? Does that mean its a religious faction of the Dark God? If so, it truly must have an amiable rtion with the White Goddess Faith. Yeah, well, its something like that. Lets go with what the priest says, he sounds informed. I dont really know how they go about praying, so I used Mai ODoll as a reference and went to my knees with my hands in front of my chest. Please let me unshackle myself from these troublesome things and head back home as soon as possible. Amen. She wouldnt give blessings at all. Ever. Of that, I am sure. With our prayersplete, we headed for the orphanage. When we entered the premises, I heard the noisy sounds of many children. Lots of high-pitched yaaays and wooos. They should follow our Meat as an example ah, Meat might be a bit too hard for them. Ah, its Mai Ojou-sama! Its really her, Mai Ojou-sama! Ojou-sama~! A lot of kids around the same height as Meat and Mai ODoll or perhaps a bit smaller came over with smiles all over their faces. Beastkin, humans, elves, and even some that I think are dwarves theres a lot of races. Its a bit weird to say, but they look unexpectedly tidy. Theres magic like [Cleanup] in this world, so maybe its because of that? Whos that Nii-chan? Ah, he is I am Mai-samas escort, an adventurer. Same with this small girl here. Shes a guard? But shes so tiny! How could she guard anything? Idiot. Meats even stronger than me. I didnt say anything about it since her appearance manages to make her opponents drop their guard though. Even so, shes a D-Rank adventurer. Well, its not like the public order heres bad, so Im enough to guard her. Oooh~ And since were escorts, we have to stay by her side. Kaay~ Still though, Im not good at handling children, are they making fun of me.? No, its not like their intelligence is uuh. Well, lets set that aside. Mai ODoll seems to be popr among the children. Even though shes a noble, she remembers all of their names. I wonder if shees here a lot? Kehma-sama, are you going to y too? No, Im fine. Ill be taking it easy in the shade over there. Hey, hey, Mai Ojoooou-sama! Cmon, lets y mino! Coming! Ah, Im off then, Kehma-sama. Turning around in excitement, she ran off. It looks like theyre ying something simr to tag. From the looks of it, you lose if they touch your back with a stick. Im guessing mino stands for minotaur, so its like losing from being killed by its weapon? Yep, definitely too troublesome for me. ncing next to me, it looked like Meat didnt go to y with them. Meat really is different from normal children You sure you dont want to join in? If I did, that much would end instantly. Not fun. I see, so their level is just too different? However, a child that heard Meats mutter challenged her. Well also be adventurers in the future! I wont lose so easily! I can even keep an adult busy for five minutes! Suddenly standing up, Meat grabbed the boys hand. Wh-what are uwaaah!? Yeah, done. Meat threw the child against the ground softly and pped his back. S-surprise attacks are dirty But would a real minotaur care? Meat caused the boy to grow silent He probably hasnt even seen a real minotaur before. I wonder if he understands the difference between them now? However, it turned into a disaster for Meat after that. Meat, having shown off a portion of the her skill, was surrounded by a great number of children. Wooah! So cool! Howd you do that? Teach me! Yeah, dont try and look at me with those eyes. Figure it out yourself. Being able to interact with other kids her age will be a good experience for her. Footnotes: This part doesnt work if I trante it, so Ill do my best at exining it alongside Kehmas exnation to follow. As ever, Im open to rmendations. Chapter 249 An Outing With Mai ODoll 2 Liberated in exchange for Meat, Mai ODoll walked over. Spreading out her handkerchief next to me, who was resting in the shade, she sat down. Phew really, those children dont hold back. Well, thats what children do. Mai ODolls voice was lively as she said that. I wonder if its because she enjoys ying with children the same age as her? Most of the children here are the children of adventurers. Heeh Meaning that is the reason they are orphans, probably. Maybe there are children of adventurers that died at our dungeon, too now I feel a bit weird. Having taken a short rest and caught her breath, Mai ODoll turned toward me. Um, this is the orphanage Im supporting. Kehma-sama, what do you think of it? Do you think its just a publicity stunt? Are you doing it with the intention for publicity? No! Id never do it for something like that. Just, theres people who say I do. Isnt it alright then? Mai ODoll looked to be somewhat relieved when I said that. At first I did it for the orphanage itself, but then, when I saw the children ask for more food with those smiles, I Kids not starving is a good thing. Yeah Excuse me, Kehma-sama. I want to continue supporting this ce even when I am married. Alright? Whats the problem? Well its a matter of money. Im able to support it now thanks to my fathers help, but I would have to ask my husband when Im married. I mean, Keh I get it. Relying on others for money is unstable. So why not earn it yourself? Rather, why not have the orphanage earn you money? Dont say Husband = Me, yeah? Good, lets use this chance to nonchntly show off how little money I have. I have to do it casually so that she wont dislike me so that I can still get information about the Godly Pillow from Von ODoll. Have the orphanage earn me money? Yeah, then if you cant get any support, wouldnt you still be earning money on your own from the orphanage? But when you mean earn money from the orphanage do you mean sell the orphans? How the heck did you get that idea? Well, I think I might know why, but still. Im not saying that you have to go and make them ves or anything. You just have to teach them a trade. With that, you wont even have to pay them Have them set up a stall and sell small baubles they make. They could even cultivate some fields. So long as it makes them able to live on their own, anything would work. Live on their own? Wouldnt it be better if the orphans wouldnt starve even if you left them alone? Its not like theyll die even if it fails, they used to not have your support at all, yeah? Thinking about what they had to do for that to work is a bit troubling though Right, theres a merchant in my vige thatd definitely say something good like [Teach them all how to run a business!]. Kukuku, she should be disillusioned by my [Whaaat, orphans? Leave em be]-esque attitude now. I see! So I should hire a merchant to teach them! Eeh? Well, that works too. Eh? What just happened? If its like that, Ill push with my greedy side! You can lend the initial funds and collect when theres a profit. If it goes well, you can add interest. If that happens, itll be great. If it doesnt. well, think about that if it happens. Hmm, mmm. I can think of it as normal support if it fails. I can do also something on my side about the necessary trade permission, interesting. Getting the permission wont be much of a deal with the lords daughter backing them. Being able to trade how you wanted so long as you used orphans, honestly, wouldnt merchants actually want to pay for the opportunity? Eh? Itd be harder to fail that way? Hahaha, how stupid. Making money through trading isnt that easy, the reason my merchant paid the money back was because hes excellent. But in the small chance they seed, I dont want to be restrained. [1] Mmm, the children just want to enjoy themselves, and if youre wanting to show that youre supporting them for the sake of supporting them, it might be better to just continue handing them money as-is. Mai-sama, you should do what you want. Its none of my business. Right. Mai ODoll started to brood over something. Did I seed? Or fail? What a hassle. Thinking about it wont help, so maybe I should go and help Meat out? Hey, brat! Thats my hug pillow, dont get your snot all over it! * Having left the orphanage, we were walking down an uptown street. We werent really travelling incognito, so we didnt hide. I just need to look impressive. Kehma-sama, could we visit that shop? Hm? A grocer? Now that I take a look at it, isnt that the shop I bought an apple from a long time ago? It was sour. You want to buy something? An apple? Yes. Shopkeep-san, do you have a moment? Heya, welcoM-Mai ODoll-sama! Wee to my shop! As soon as he saw that it was Mai ODoll, the shopkeeper fixed his posture and started speaking more politely. Seeing as her face is well known, maybe she takes strolls like these a lot? Could I have some of that fruit over there? Is this enough to buy it? Thank you for your patronage! Mai ODoll handed a silver coin over to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper moved away from the shops front into where he kept his inventory. Here it is! Here you go! With that, the shopkeeper walked out with a barrel of bananas theres a lot of them, so I guess she intends to distribute them? Wouldnt it have been better to buy those before we went to the orphanage? Rather, she doesnt have any attendants here, so is she intending on having me carry them? When I casually looked to my left, Meats tail was wagging back and forth as if to say leave it to me. However, Mai immediately stowed the barrel into an empty space she created with [Storage]. And then looked at me with pride and spoke. Fufufu, I can use [Storage]. Ill have some at home, but this it more than I can eat so Ill pass them out next time I go to the orphanage. Hooh, amazing. [Storage] stops the passage of time too, so its great for storing perishables. Its convenient for carrying them around, too. You dont seem too surprised and you know so much about it. Have you seen [Storage] before? Its because I use it so often. I didnt say it though. It seems like a pretty expensive skill. Uhh, lets use the established setting to deceive her. Ive seen White Goddess-sama use it. As expected of Kehma-sama. Shouldnt that be as expected of White Goddess-sama? When I looked at Meat, her once vigorously wagging tail at the thought of carrying the barrel was now moving limply back and forth. Did you want to carry the bananas that badly? Okay, Ill buy a bunch for you too since youre so lively. Footnotes: I have absolutely no idea why Keima says this here, sorry Chapter 250 The Outings Conclusion Previously: We bought bananas from a grocer. Honestly, a few people have been following us for a while now. Are they Mai ODolls acquaintances? Therere two or three adult males who look a bit shady, like they feel like theyre about to rob someone. Hmm. Maybe theyre guards the lord sent out to guard her from behind the scenes. As evidence of that, they havent made a move on us. A genuine thief wouldve already had a decent number of chances to cause a stir and swoop off with her. But sure, this works. Mai ODoll still looked like she wanted to go somewhere, but its about time for us to head back to the mansion. Mai-sama, lets head back. Eeeh I wanted the date tost a bit longer cant we? No. Youre being escorted Please, look that way secretly. See the men that look like a thieves? Eh!? . I-is there? Arent they from the Pavuera family? Oh, was that it? Nobles spying on each other? Von ODoll making me into her guard was probably also to show off and get information. Lets hurry up and head back by devoting myself to my job as her guard. If I keep doing my work here indifferently, even they shouldnt misunderstand. Which is why well be ending our stroll here. Alright? Aww but Kehma-sama, if you just dealt with them My job here as your guard is to not expose you to dangerous matters Do you want to be carried like a princess all the way back so that we could hurry? Eh!? L-like a princess? U-umm, do you mean that like a princess? I dont know what she meant by that, but it looks like she understood what the carry is. Mai ODoll thought about something for a while, twisting and curling the ringlets in her blue hair. She then turns back to me and spoke with determination. Then, u-umm please! Sure, lets head off then Kuro, carry the Ojou-sama. Okay. Eh Its not like I ever said I would do it. Mai ODolls face filled with confused puzzlement, Meat suddenly picked her up and started carrying her. Now for the assist functionality of the clothes golem to shine. * Upon reaching the mansion, Meat let Mai ODoll down. We made those thief-looking people eat our dust. The victory goes to the clothes golems boost My hips hurt. Y-youre fast. I wasnt shook around at all. Youre much stronger than you look. Ehen. Meat was as expressionless as ever, but she still puffed her chest out in pride. Right, maybe she just expresses herself with her body instead of her face? But I wanted you to do it for me, Kehma-sama. The princess carry. Unfortunately, Im weak. I leave the physicalbor to Kuro. Kehma-sama, please give me a princess carry next time. If theres another opportunity, I will. Ill be growing up fast from here on, though. Its an easy chance for you to do it now! What, I said Im weak, but I can at least carry a woman. Its alright even if I dont do it now. Uhuhuhu. Hahaha. Mai ODoll hid her mouth with her hand as sheughed. Even though shes so small, this loli is an aristocrat. Well then, how about we go report to Von ODoll-sama? You can princess carry me to Otou-samas room Outside of emergencies, I refrain from touchingdies in peaceful moments. Muu, even though I wouldnt mind Mind it! Rather, I just want to go back home. I went to Von ODolls office, Meat and Mai ODoll in tow. Knocking on the door, I went in after getting permission. Von ODoll was working on paperwork at his desk. cing his fountain pen back in its holder, he smiled at us. Wee back. That went fairly quickly, I thought you would have yed for a bit longer? Yeah, we had finish early due to a few suspicious fellows. Also, is it alright if Iplete the guard escortmission with this? Sure. What sort of fellows were they? I briefly exined the characteristics of the men I saw. Von ODoll nodded, his expression unchanging for the most part. I guess it was the Von ODoll sent them as guards route after all? It was a great excuse. So, what about you? Have you decided to be Mais fiance? He said it like me bing her fiance was a done deal. But I refuse. On that, I shall refuse. Right next to me, Mai ODoll seemed to dete when I said that. Hmm might I ask for your reason? You two only met yesterday, but I assume you would have learned at least a little about her in that time? First off, nothings changed in the past half day. Secondly, honestly, I prefer my women bigger. Hmm that so? Ah, he hasnt given up. He looks like hes thinking about what hand to y next right now. But youve activated my trap card! Ill stop that train of thought in its tracks! Could I say something, Von ODoll-sama? On this matter, I do have an idea. Hmm? What? Before that I took a nce at Mai ODoll. Von ODoll seemed to have guessed my intention. Mai, please head back to your room. A. Kehma-sama, I, I wont give up! Listening to Von ODoll, Mai ODoll exited the room after a little hesitation. Mai seems to like you quite a bit. Did something happen? I didnt intend to do anything that would cause it. Well, Ill have Mai tell me about itter. So, what was your suggestion? I smiled from ear to ear. Eat itmy revenge! Its just a proposal but to be frank, she doesnt exactly need to be engaged to a man, right? !? W-what do you mean? Exactly what I said. I rmend that Kuro here be used for Mai-samas feigned engagement. Very straightforwardly, I presented Meat to him. I have several reasons but mainly, shes my party member, so she has the same achievements as me as an adventurer. Moreover, I can guarantee that she has a proven track record in the administration of Golen Vige. All of my achievements are thanks to Kuro. And I guarantee that all of my achievements are actually entirely because of Meat! I will continue to insist this, I will not ept any objections! Meat looked my way. She was surprised. Von ODoll was surprised, too. So, is there any other prestige shed need? Well, lets say that her being a woman is alright. Shes even close to Mai in age But isnt she a ve? She has a cor on. Kuro just likes wearing it. I am more or less supposed to be her master, but Kuro only wears that because she has a master fetish and cant settle down without wearing it. Von ODoll-sama, you had a son, correct? In other words, even if I married Mai-sama, it isnt like I would be the lord its not like it matters either way, though. At any rate, its just a feigned engagement, so it isnt as though the marriage would actually happen. I prattled on and on with a sound argument, causing Von ODoll to flinch somewhat. Y-yeah? Could I consider it? Then for your consideration, I shall add this. Time for the final blow. I took out Meats Adventurer Guild Card and showed it to him. It was what we got from Haku-san Ventulier, was it? Im sure it had a noble rank like that. In other words, her B-Rank Guild Card was also proof of her nobility. Chapter 251 Fiance (Fake) This is Kuros Guild Card. By the way, as Im D-Rank, shes even better than me. I also showed him my D-Rank card. Mm? Kehma-dono, you arent B-Rank? As you can see, I am D-Rank. Hmm is that real? You shouldnt counterfeit those, Guild Card forgery is a serious felony you know? Von ODoll said that as he looked at my Guild Card eh? Whats with his reaction? Wouldnt it be better for him to choose Meat as the fiance rather than me, a plebeianmoner? I showed him the card thinking hed follow that route, but his reaction is like he knows that I also have a B-Rank card. Should I try feeling about? Why do you think Im B-Rank? Your name is in the Raverio Empires aristocracy listing as a noble near Sia. What the heck. Seriously? Theres an aristocracy listing? No, thered obviously be one, but I never thought that my rank could be found out by it. So him trying to force Mai ODoll on me was exactly because he knew that Im (kind of) a noble. Rather, Haku-san, how far do your ws reach no, maybe it wasnt her? Was my name ced on the listing because I was registered as a B-Rank? That means it was an out the moment I got the B-Rank Guild Card. Which means you knew that Kuro is a noble? Well, yes. Her name is rather eye-catching. Yeah, seeing [Sex ve (Meat)] in a high ranking list like that would be a bit surprising. As an aside, a man named that would hold the meaning of [Meat Shield (Meat)] from what I hear. [1] By the way, does that list include gender? It does. It does, but names are names. It might work if we went with saying that the listed gender is a mistake? Not even I thought that it would truly be a woman. Right? I wonder if I should change names since its on there? By the way, the list gets renewed every five years. It only came out just recently. Could you show me it? Sure. A veryrge, thick, leather-covered and imposing book was brought out. Were listed among the newly added nobles? Nobles that have newly established houses oh, Rokukos there too. Her family names Labriheart. There has never been an adventurer with the name of Meat bing a noble before this. Virtually all of those named Meat are rankless ves, and even those that register as adventurers would change their names. And even if they didnt, any sensible record keeper would stop them when they became a noble there wasnt an inquiry? Haku-san isnt sensible no, I guess its more that shes merciless. As for me, Im Kehma Golen. Its a very Golen Viges Vige Chief-like name. Thatll give me away. did I not give Haku-san my family name? But it not being my real nameMasudaCis convenient. I can insist that Golen that isnt me. Ah, so thats it. I was surprised when you suddenly said I was B-Rank, but thats not me. As you can see, I am a D-Rank adventurer, just Kehma. When I said that, Von ODoll looked at me dubiously. However, I never said that I was a noble. Did you just go crazy? Didnt you just admit to it a moment ago? Huh? I was just checking out why you thought I was B-Rank. Its true that theres a noble family whose name matches that of my vige, so I cant me you for connecting them to me. That so so Kehma-dono, you insist that you are a D-Rank adventurer? Yes, it is as is written on the Guild Card. This card is a real one, I dont have the courage in me to do something like forgery. You could even use a lie detection magic tool, my Guild Card is the real thing. With that, Von ODoll burst outughing, unable to hold back. Kukuku, right. Sticking with it You can hold your own evenpared to nobles, Kehma-dono. Thank you for thepliment. Lets go with your proposal and have Kuroinu-dono be the fiance. Oh? He said that hed [Think] about it a moment ago, but hes already decided? Well, Meats definitely the better pick assuming Im not a noble. Shes young, fit, and has an obedient personality. Other than her gender and ve status, theres no shorings about her. Now then, my reward, please? Mm, information about the [Godly Pillow] was it? Sure The [Godly Pillow], a part of the [Godly Beddings], is an extremely important sacred object for our Raverio Empire. Everything I say after this will be between you and me. Its amusing that beddings and sacred object ovep in meaning there ah, but he probably wouldnt know that huh? [2] Listen carefully as Ill only say this once. The [Godly Pillow] exists and is something that each lord of the Sia family protects from generation to generation. Eh, so you mean its like that. The [Godly Pillow] belongs to the Sia family? By the way, its management is not administered by the the feudal lord themselves. Neither the sessor nor the sessor candidate can touch the [Godly Pillow]. This includes their partners do you understand? The one managing it isnt the feudal lord, Von ODoll. Same with his eldest son, the sessor, and his second son, the spare. Same goes with his spouse, which means Mai-sama is the manager of the [Godly Pillow]? Mais fiance would fit the management criteria as well. I see. So its basically him saying you need to be the formal fiance if you want to use the [Godly Pillow]. In the name of the Sia family and White Goddess-sama, founder of the Raverio Empire, I swear that everything I said is true. ! His oath was a guarantee of the Raverio Empires upper ss nobility. Its meaning was that [If this is a lie, I wouldntin even if Haku-san destroyed the Sia family and its conspirators]. Come to think of it, Haku-san did tell me [They all swear on me] as small talk at some point. Also, it appears that this oath has never been broken by anyone before. I could put my oath into writing if you want? I couldnt write about the contents of our chat though. Of course, I understand. I had him write it down just in case. * By Meat bing her fiance, it was decided that we would stay one more day. Meat will once again be introduced to her family, this time as the fiance. I wrote another letter and had it sent to Golen Vige. Its contents were simply: [I passed bing the fiance over to Meat]. I returned to the same room asst night. I have some free time until dinner, so I decided to get some rest. Just then, Meat tugged at my clothes, holding my shirt tightly. Goshujin-sama? Nn? Whats wrong? Meat was trembling what happened? Oi, whats wrong? Are you alright? Does your stomach hurt? A-are you, getting rid, of me? Meat asked me in a strangled voice. Oh, so thats how it sounded to her? Thats my bad. Theres no way I would part with my important hug pillow. Well just be lending your name for a while. Then I can keep being Goshujin-samas ve, forever? Youll be my hug pillow ve for as long as I live. She stopped trembling when I said that. I know that its me saying it, but isnt it a bad thing for me to treat her as a pillow ve her entire life? Well, for now I decided to just take Meat as my hug pillow and have a nap. Kehma-sama! What happened!? You could at least knock, Mai ODoll. Footnotes: I feel like Keima mentioned this a long time ago. Return Sacred Object = shingu = beddings Return Chapter 252 Persuasion Mai ODoll entered the room just as I started to sleep with Meat as my hug pillow. This setups like a man just got caught cheating on his wife, huh. Its a bit awkward. I decided to just sit up and hear her out. Kehma-sama! What happened!? What happened about what? About bing my fiance! Why isnt it going to be you!? Oh, so its about that. I thought that she was going to ask about me sleeping with Meat. Hmm, Im sure that I declined from the outset though? Also, if I had to say, Kuro is a much better choice than me. Kehma-sama, youre better! If its not you, I dont want to! Mai ODoll said that as she shook both her head and body. Her blue ringlets swung about. What vigor. Guess she doesnt want to have a girl as her fiance, moreover a ve girl theres also the possibility that she wasnt told about it being a fake betrothal. It should be obvious that its fake since Meat is a girl, though. I am honored, but sorry, I have someone that I like. I couldnt even think about being with another person. [1] Having several wives split between the legal wife and concubines ismonce for nobles. THEREFORE! Kehma-sama, its alright so long as you marry me and be a noble! Oh? So that is to say that Lord-sama has concubines as well? Yes, though they didnte to yesterdays dinner. Is that so~ So that means theres people other than Mai ODoll who are qualified to manage the Godly Pillow? Von ODoll, assuming you didnt lie, you never said that Mai ODoll was the manager. You didnt break your vow Well well. How many people are there that have the qualifications? A-also, Kehma-sama, do you prefer dressing up as a woman? If so, although I cant be a man, I can cross dress as one while you dress up as a woman! Oh. Kuro isnt the person I was talking about. I was talking about a woman, she stayed back in Golen Vige. I was trying to figure out what she was talking about for a moment there, but I figured it out after a second. She probably heard that [Meat is a man] from Von ODoll. Rather, whats with that double cross dressing? It is a situation that pops up here and there in manga and games, I guess. In that case, isnt Kuro-cha Kuroinu-sama already simr to being your concubine, Kehma-sama? Wouldnt it be no problem at all to include just one more personmeas well? It looks like shes confused about a number of things Well, she is just a ten year old girl, so I guess her being so confused after quickly recing her fiance-to-be like that is natural. Its like suddenly being told [You must like this person from now on] and having your fiance decided for you. Much less a child that doesnt know too much, shes at a sensitive age. Her age right now is basically when shell be the most confused. But thanks to that, I got some valuable information. I wonder if Von ODoll would know this would happen? Well, whatever. Hes the one that tripped up first. Well, your current fiance is this Meat Kuroinu right here. I said, if its not Kehma-sama current? Whoops, that a slip of the tongue. What I said was confidential between Lord-sama and I. Mai ODoll appeared to have picked up on the hidden meaning there. How excellent these aristocratic educations are. Mai ODoll settled down quickly. Well, umm. Kuroinu-sama is gentle, much stronger than appearances suggest, and umm, is excellent enough to be bestowed with the title of ventulier at the age of ten, so I cant say that theres nothing better to wish for in a fiance other than the dressing up as a female part and the name. Ah, perhaps being a beastkin, too? Those are trivial matters. Trivial? Yes, trivial. For appearances, using different clothes and using the name Kuroinu solves them. Concerning the point about being a beastkin, well, the racists can bark all they want. With that, I felt a tug on my clothes. When I looked down, Meat was looking at me with puppy dog eyes. Uhh, whats wrong? I dont want to change my name. Y-yeah, you dont have to change it if you dont want~. Then just use the name when youre with outside people. Nn. Meat nodded. Looks like I got her consent. Is that name so important, Kuroinu-sama? Nn, important. I-is that so? But Kuroinu-sama, no matter how I look at you, I can only see you as a girl. Yeah, well. She is a girl after all. Shes not just dressing up as one. I wonder if I can leave the rest to these two youngsters and get some sleep till dinner? Even though thats what I wanted, it somehow turned into me telling her adventure stories again. It went to the point that I even had to start fabricating adventure stories so I wanted to stopbut it wasnt just Mai ODoll who looked so happy listening to them, but Meat too. Like that, its said that Mr. Gold defeated, tamed, and mounted the brown bear while carrying his favorite axe over his shoulder. Umm, why was it a bear and not the horse? Ive never heard it told with him mounting the horse and it ying an active role in the end [2] Rather, wouldnt it have been better if the bear was his mount from the start? Well, I dont too much about kintarous fable in detail, theres even a possibility that that bear was actually a human. I dont know, though. Ah, Kehma-sama. Its about time for dinner. Oh, should we get going then? Yes, please be my escort. With that, Mai ODoll held her hand out toward me. I stood aside, cing Meat where I was. Shall we go? Yeah Hahaha, cheer up! Thats your fiance after all. * And thats why, through Kehma-donos express rmendation, that Kuroinu-dono became Mais fiance. Von ODoll gave the announcement about the fiance matter before the meal began. He didnt say that it was fake, though. The lineup of people was the same as yesterday, but thedy of the house, supposedly hearing about it before this, didnt miss a beat and kept her smile up the entire time. The eldest son, Waltz, looked somewhat bitter, while Gierb stood up and struck the table. Hold up, that ones a ve! And a girl at that! Theres no reason for someone with such an idiotic name as Meat to be Mais fiance! Gierb. Kuroinu is a man. Thats even worse! I wont acknowledge someone I can only see as a weak woman! I wonder who he decided to tell that this was a fake betrothal well, at the very least, it doesnt look like he told Gierb. Waltz looks a bit doubtful, but maybe he told him since hes the next family head? Haah, how troublesome. Really, Dungeon Masters should only have to think about dungeon stuff. Seriously. Oh? Gier Nii-sama, Kuroinu-sama is powerful. He was able to easily run all the way from the central district to here. Wouldnt that be impossible for you? E-even so, doesnt he look weaker than me? Haah Kehma-dono, could you have Kuroinu-dono disy some of his skill? I dont mind, but Kuro is hungry. Can it wait for after dinner? Meat kept having to wait despite the food right in front of her, staring at it the whole time. Todays meal was boar steak. Aaah, the fragrance of that roasted fat drifting up and the salt and pepper it looks tasty with just a nce. Can Meat endure such a great sight? Nope. Please wipe off your drool. Oh, Meat, you know how to use a fork and knife, right? Eh, youre fine with chopsticks? Ah, right. The food would get cold, shall we eat? Lets do the mock fight in the garden after were done. Perhaps you may be an opponent for me? And so we did the fight after the meat. It wasnt just the second son, but even the eldest son that loved fighting. The result? Yeah, Meats overwhelming victory. Footnotes: Person here is written as woman, spoken as person. Kehmas implying female, but Mai, well Return I myself have never read/listened/etc the kintarou fable, so I may be misunderstanding Keima here my apologies. Chapter 253 Escapism You are amazing. If you want, why not break off your engagement with Mai and have me look after you? I refuse, Raund-sama. Hahaha, I got rejected. Ah, Kuroinu-sama was a [Man] huh. Hahaha, please get along well with Mai. Haah Oh, he knows about it? Guess the heir was told after all. By the way, the mock fight was entirely in Meats favor as she spent the full thing avoiding Raunds attacks, ending it by tapping her wooden knife on his neck. If I had to ce Raunds strength in an adventurer ranking, Id say hes upper-mid C-Rank? He wasnt a match against Meat, whod practiced with the A-Rank Misha. B-but elder brother can use magic as well though! Is that so? Meat nced at me. Yeah, Meats also able to, but theres no need to bother saying it. I shook my head slightly. Meat responded with a small nod. Youvemunicated something? Oh, Mai-sama? Even though theyre your fiance, theyre my party member. Weve known enough for so long that theres no way we couldnt do something like that. Please dont feel envious, yeah? I was just thinking that I envied how long youve known each other. Yeah, its been around a year. Eh, isnt that short? Weve been together around 99% of the time since Ivee to this world, so Id never think of that as short. Meats memories from before she became my ve are all fuzzy, so she feels to same. Its only been a year, but its been a rich one. I wonder if I should be an adventurer too, then? Have fun with rabbi hunting. Please give it your all, Ill be rooting for you. With me saying that, Maidence looked frustrated. Good, I chose the correct answer. Now then, you should have a good idea about their ability at this point. Anyins, Jitter-sama? Id be putting elder brother down if I still did. I acknowledge him! Good, now theres no more obstacles for the fake betrothal! Now that theres no problem can I head back? Yeah, sorry about that. You can return, have a good rest. On the way back to my room, I informed a maid that I wouldnt be needing breakfast in the morning. * And so I decided to secretly slip out in the middle of the night and return to the dungeon. Stuuupid! The longer I stayed there the more troubles Id have to deal with, so now that Ive settled it all, staying in the lords manor would only be a bad move! Just in case, I left behind ater stating: [As promised, I will lend Meat Kuroinus name for a one-month period. If you wish to borrow the person themself, inform Golen Vige as soon as you can that you wish to borrow them]. Okay then, Im tired but I can do it maybe. Lets go, Meat. Yeah, Goshujin-sama. Seeing that the sun had gone downpletely, I took Meat and left the mansion. Uuu, so tired. But I have to endure! It wasnt perfectly dark outside due to the shops lights and the other various night time lighting such as street lights and the various taverns. Come to think of it, this is the first time Ive walked around Sia after dark I wonder if its darker in the side streets? We reached the gate before long. Its closed, we were toote. Crap, we cant get out. Should we climb over the wall? No, there might be a magical defense function that stops that. We cant go about this haphazardly. What should we do Oi, what are you doing here? Just as I was figuring out what to do, a guard suddenly spoke to me. Night patrol I guess? How eager you are with your duty. Oh, Guard-san. I was wanting to get out of the gate. The hours for passing through the gate are over. Come back tomorrow. Theres no way I can? No way at allis what I want to say, but I have an obligation to exin. If you have the lords permission or are a noble yourself, you can pass after following some procedures. It looks like this guard really is serious about his duty. Good guard. I thought about showing him my invitation from the lord, but itd be troublesome if he went to the lords mansion to verify its authenticity. I decided to use Meats status as a noble. Itll stay on their records, but theylle to Golen Vige eventually after seeing Im gone so its not like anything will change. You were a noble? My apologies. No, thank you for your efforts thiste. Receiving the nobles (Meats) words of gratitude, the guard saluted. The procedures were worked on in the meanwhile. Its a good think that I can write simple things with the gloves golem. Like that, we finished the procedures and went outside through a staff entrance. Well, we also have the lords permission toe back. Now then. It was pitch ck outside the gate nooo idea where anything is. Should I have a golem bring me back automatically? I used [Create Golem] to make a pnquin. The type of pnquin thatd belong in the Edo period. Then I made two y golems to carry it. For some reason, golems are able to see in the dark rather well. Theyll have an easy time heading back by following the map. * So thats why you came back? Yeah? Thats so coooooool, but its like you gave them the cold shoulder, is that alright? What, Rokuko, wasnt it already decided that Id do that? Hearing Rokukos reasonable question, I answered obediently. I knew that!! Yeah, I cant keep up interacting with nobles at all. Im wiped. Which is why I demand a break. Particrly right now, I just got back and Im super tired, let me get to sleep please? The ride back on that pnquin was unexpectedly rough, I couldnt rest on it at all. I, umm, I got a bit mad, but Im better now. You rushed back home, and even came to see me first. Ah, she got mad after all. Im going to go sleep for two or three days, so Ill leave it to you. Do your best at filling in for me. Dont just leave it to me. Ill absolutely be interrogating you, you know? Ill definitely wake you up when Ie to do it! Alright. But at least let me sleep and dont wake me up There are times where you want to escape reality. This moment right now was one of those times. Chapter 254 The Patrolling Vige Chief: Start Well, by the time my head felt a bit better after sleeping till noon, the lords messenger still hadnt arrived. Yeah, sure, lets go back to sleep. Even after I went back to sleep and woke up again, there was still no news. Did I actually manage to get away from them? I doubt it for some reason. Eh? Youre up? Morning, but its only been a day, Kehma. When I walked into the Vige Chiefs office, Rokuko was nomming on a melon bread at the desk. It wasnt one of those cheap Sweet-roll Assortments (5 DP for 6), but one of those super expensive bakery kinds. Our ies definitely high enough to cover it now though. Morning, Rokuko. Anything to report? Nope. Weve been on the lookout though. No way, is there actually a chance that they didnt notice yet? Or maybe they did notice, and theyre in the middle of preparations? In that case, I could sleep a bit more No, thinking about it like thats bad. I dont care, I just want to sleep anyways. I was a bit concerned about it and didnt sleep too well. I ended up pushing it all on you, Rokuko. Kehma, youre actually caring about the details well, I like that though. Hm? Did you say something? I said that I like it when youre worried about pushing troublesome things over to me, Kehma. Oh? I like you too, Rokuko oh, youre blushing? And a lot at that. Rokuko was hiding her face with her hands. I-I cant help it! You said something like that, so Should I have not said it then? Say it more! Were partners, after all. Okay, love you, Rokuko~ Itd be perfect if I also nted a kiss on her right here, but Im not yboy enough to just kiss her so easily. Aah, my ears are burning up. Im not used to stuff like this. * Well, I looked into my partners situation a bit after leaving the letter to her, so I guess I give looking around our Golen Vige a shot. I may be a figurehead, but Im still the Vige Chief. Ive been neglecting it all recently, so I want to check out how things are going. Oh? Goshujin-sama, goin on a stroll? Could I tag along? Ichika? Sure, its more of a patrol than a stroll though. Ichika said shes been working a part time job at some store on her days off from the inn, so she knew the current state of the vige a lot better than me. She herself says: [I want money! To spin the slots!] She was given permission to work the job so long as it didnt affect her performance at the inn. And it appears that she had a day off from her part time job today as well. I see, so since Im guidin ya, buy me some bakery curry buns. Thats your goal? Obviously. Id do anythin to get some curry buns. Ah, wanna rub my boobs? You dont sell yourself to other people like that, right? Only to Goshujin-sama. Im not cheap, and more than anythin Im Goshujin-samas ve. I cant say stuff like that on my own or did you want me to do that? If youre interested in that, then depending on the renumeration No, its alright. Sorry for asking you something strange. Then two curry breads, kay? Yeah yeah, Ill buy you two of them. Promising Ichika a reward, it was decided that she would take me around. So, wanna rub my boobs? Lets talk about something else. * First offs right in front of the dungeon. [Cave of Desires] has a simple fence set up at its entrance. Goblins and the like never reallye out of it, but it seems to be something ced there just in the off chance anything does. Theres been more kids here recently, so its like tellin em to not enter on their own or somethin. Eh, more kids? Merchants children and adventurer families, stuff like that. There was a lot of people that came in the winter and started makin new families, but those kids arent born yet so they dont count. It appeared that there was quite a number of people who wanted to migrate here because they could spent winters here leisurely in the hot springs. I heard that Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma was keeping strange people out of the vige, but even so theres been a lot of people migrating over. Even Kusan, the carpenter adventurer, was busy doing adventurer stuff despite building housing. Hearing that, Im starting to feel that I really am a figurehead. Really? They seem to go to you for your consent though. Yeah, I left all the decision-making stuff for immigration to Wozuma and Kusan. Ooh, so thats it? With that, we arrived at our inn, [Dancing Dolls Pavilion], and the Adventurer Guilds branch office across the street from it. The inn is attached to the Vige Chiefs residence and the employee dormitory, so it uses up quite arge area. Theres a warehouse behind the branch office and a bar next to it. Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma works as the barkeep there well, Wozuma was working there from the start. Oh yeah, has the bar been doing well? Theres a lot of stuff a sub-chief has to do. Its definitely thrivin. Bars mainly get busy at night, so see? Theres construction goin on behind the bar, its expandin. Just as see said, it seems like they were building something. I could see a few of the adventurers that stay at our inn helping out the construction work. I wonder if he ced amission for it at the branch office? Wait, its making that much money? Even if it didnt, he gets a lot of money as Vige Sub-Chief. There hasnt been anyints. That so? Alrighty then. After that was what was next to the bar, the Dyne Firm. Dyne, the merchant that manages our viges finances. Hes apetent merchant thats able to multiply funds after being handed them. Thanks to him, our vige easily operates in surplus funds. Ah, just in time. Dyna was stocking goods. Hoh? Ichika-yan. You dont have work today, whats goin on? Just escortin my Goshujin-sama around on his patrol. Were just window shoppin, no need to fuss about us. That so? Then take your time lookin around and wait! Kehma-han, massive thanks for your patronage! Y-yeah, you seem to be doing well, Dyne. Those twos Pavueran ents get tranted into a quasi-Kansai dialect, it seriously sounds like it. [1] Oh yeah, that magic tool called a [Stove] you got from the dungeonits great! A stove, huh? The stove is a magic tool that our Apprentice Witch Nerune developed. Its use is exactly like a normal stove, it simply uses magic stones as fuel. A magic formation is drawn on a y te inside it, its even possible to adjust the caloric heat output. I put it in some treasure chests inside the dungeon as well, but I also brought some directly to his shop. I just said I found it in the dungeon. (It wasnt a lie either, as Nerunesboratory is inside the dungeon.) Its light and can be used for most kinds of food as-is, they sell like hotcakes even to non-adventurers! If ya find any more, definitely make sure to bring em to my shop. I will if I find any more. But for now, could I see what you have for sale? Sure thing~! He lined up several weapons and magic tools meant for adventurers. Other than the weapons and magic tools he gets from our dungeon, it looks like some are from Kantra, the person who taught Nerune the basics of making magic tools. Kantras a talented guy thats both a cksmith and an alchemist. Oh, there were those swords thatre both swords and magic tools too. Are they being sold? Ah, nope. Thought not~. [2] .. Hmm? There seems to be some essory-type things here too. This ring, is it a magic tool as well? Thats just a normal essory. But theyre in great demand! Heeh, wonder why. Maybe people buy them aftering to sightsee? Our reputations been spreading through word of mouth with people saying things like I came for the hot spring or I came for the food. Is that why they want souvenirs too? No, I sell the wood sculptures to those customers. The wooden sculptures are goods that the subi in subi vige produce. We collect them and throw them into the treasure chests as fail prizes. Furthermore, they only make things shaped like matsutake mushrooms for some reason. Hes been selling them by asserting theyre limbless dolls or something. [3] Eh, why? Theyre items you get from a dungeon, wouldnt somethin like that be interestin for most people? Theyre strangely smooth even though theyre made from wood, so they feels curiously good. Well, I sell them for a reasonable cost as amusing curios. I wonder if they have some lingering subus scent on them? I picked up one of the dolls that had been lined up in a corner of the shop and gave it a whiff. I think I did smell something, but couldnt figure out what exactly it was. Footnotes: Kansai dialect tl;dr they talk super bouncy and bubbly and use waaaay different words. Return This line doesnt seem to indicate whether hes seeing the swords just then or if hes only recalling them. Sorry about that. Return Kokeshi dolls, like this. Return Chapter 255 The Patrolling Vige Chief: End Come to think of it, theres only preserved foods here, where do people go to buy food? Its not like everyone only ever eats at our inn or the bar, right? In that case, there should be people that cook food for themselves. Theres a new shop specializin in food that got built over that way. With that, Dyne pointed over to the district the vigers houses were cluttered together. Kantras smithy was in the same direction, but it was a little ways away from it. Has there been enough neers to open up a food-focused shop? Guess well check out the housing area next. Bidding farewell to Dyne, I headed there with Ichika. Still though, there wouldnt be too many ces for me to actually see there, huh. Its just a housing district. On the contrary, Goshujin-sama, see this? Ichika pointed at the shacks in front of her. And this? She then pointed out the ordinary wooden houses. There werent many of them, but they were clustered together like there was a definite division. It caused it to look like there was a definite upgrade between them. Kusan and the other carpenters have gotten better, so theyre gettin good enough for some proper housin. Umm, was there a river around here? What are they doing for water? They use the water jug magic tool Kantra made. They work with magical power or magic stones, even the scrap magic stones you can get from goblins. For adventurers, goin into the dungeons like going to pump water. True, goblin magic stones are basically free in dungeons. But arent goblin magic stones like tiny seeds inside their brains? What a gross way to draw water, oi. These are nned to be destroyed so new ones can be built. Hmm Honestly, Id like the ones that got built near the inn to be fixed up first nah, theyre good until they stop being good. When we strolled a bit further into the residential district, there were people out hanging theirundry and some leaving with hoes in their hands wait, hoes? Oh, look there Goshujin-sama. Theres fields over that way! Theyve been growing vegetables. Yeah. Theyve even cut a ways into the forest, havent they. When I looked over, the area had been developed more than I thought it was I was somewhat concerned about the environmental destruction, but even with checking the map to confirm, they hadnt even used up one percent of it. The nature heres abundantrather, beyond abundant. Well, even if the environment was destroyed, theres magic skills like [Grow Wood], so the trees could be regrown if it came down to it. Magic sure is convenient. Oh, Ichika and Vige Chief-san. Doing well~? Vige Chief just works at his desk all the time, you gotta move your body. Wanna help with the fields? Here, take this. Its some vegetables I grew. As we continued the strollerr, the patrol, vigers with a local, country-like ent came up to us and handed me some vegetables arent you guys ordinarily adventurers? I remember you two by face. Rather, how long have you been drnd farming? [1] Since this past spring, maybe a month or two? The area around the dungeons filled with magical power, so it shows a good result for harvesting. Its the best for us farmers. Well, wed ruin the soil if we did it too much! Itll be fine if we keep usin fertilizer. Goblin corpses are a dime a dozen anyway. Seriously? Its one of those settings where magical power causes vegetables to grow quickly? And then with goblin corpses as fertilizer? What bloody vegetables. Be it water or fertilizer, goblins take an active role. Also, you guys were definitely ordinary adventurers, since when did you pick up that ent and since when did you turn into farmers? Well, I was the fifth son in a family of farmers, so Ive been yearnin to have a field of my own. Ive been trying to mimic Pas ent, but it really feels like Im a farmer when I use the ent doesnt it? Eh, you guys had the ent originally? It just looked like fake personas to me though. Cant say I get it, but at least the two of them were enjoying the viger life. After that, I headed to Kantras smithy, still holding the fresh vegetables. Compared to vegetables grown with [Grow Weed], its like night and day. Yah theyre pretty tasty. Like actual vegetables ah, its Kantra. Kantra was banging some metal into shape is he making a single-handled pot? Noticing me, he stopped and waved with his hammer. Ah, Kehma-dono. Youre back? I heard youd be married into the Sia family or something? You were misinformed, but more importantly, is that a pot? Not a magic tool, right? Yeah. I got an order for a normal pot. They wanted a small one they could use on one of those portable stoves. I also had one of periods where I thought cksmiths only ever made weapons and armor. Well, even excluding the obvious things like cutlery, they make nails and pots and the like. Right, Kehma-dono! Please take a look at this, its something new I made! Oh? What is it, uhh, a spear? Yeah, firees out from the base of the de when you press the switch on the grip, heating the de up. Its hot! Kantra was using alchemy with the goal of making a magic sword of his own. By the way, he said it releases fire, but its at most as hot as a lighter, maybe a stove burner. I see, so it ups its offensive strength a little. Though as a downside, it takes some time to warm up and bes brittle if its cooled down suddenly, breaking easily. Isnt that a pretty big weakness? Is it not possible to make it so that it heats up fast enough after turning the fire on after the start of the battle? Maybe if it was kept on the entire time aah, thatd use so many magic stones though. By the way, the reason he made it a spear instead of a sword is because it would get so hot that you wouldnt be able to hold it. Its chock full of faults, huh. Well, it can be improved. Why not let the firee directly out from the de? Hmm, hmm that definitely would look cool. But then bncing the intensity would be hard. If I used orichalcum hah, thatd be a legendary weapon. Maybe ck steel would Kehma-dono, have you seen any ck steel golems appearing further within the dungeon? Not as of yet. I am considering using a golem with orichalcum joints as a dungeon boss though. Ive been using mostly iron golems recently, but maybe I should up the metal type for the golem spawners here soon ck steel golem spawners are 1,000,000 DP woooooow. I wonder if I could afford it if I used all my current wealth? That so? Well, let me know if you see any. Itd be cheaper than if I had to import it. Yeah, will do. Thinking that it was about time I check somewhere else out, I bade Kantra farewell. Still though, Kantra-hans doin some awesomely cool stuff. But Goshujin-sama, ya just make magic swords with [Create Golem], so We left the smithy. Lets see, what other facilities does the vige have I guess the inns next? We dont really need to though, its our base anyway~ Well, well check it out anyway, followed by the dungeon. Making my rounds patrolling the vige now that it had be splendidlyrge, I headed back to the inn. Footnotes: I have no idea when ites to farming, so heres a Wikipedia article about it. Return Chapter 256 Extra: Soap Bubbles Soap bubbles, Rokuko, and Meat. On that day, Rokuko, having purchased something interesting from a peddler, was looking for someone to show it off to. And shed found Meat training in the backyard. Hey, Meat,e here for a sec and check this out. What is it, Rokuko-sama? Suddenly, Rokuko took out a long and slender bottle. She thought that it was something to drink, but it didnt appear to be so. Its something strange I bought from a peddler, he said he purchased it from Spanners Store or something. Its a toy you y with, soap bubbles! [1] Soap bubbles? Yeah, so lets y! Rokuko put the tip of the cap into the liquid inside the small bottle and, taking it out, blew into the liquid that had adhered to the item. Upon doing so, arge bubble formed on its other side, shaking and undting as it expanded until it popped. Wow! The bubble was suuuper big right!? Yeah, its coloring was beautiful. But its pretty hard. Theres a trick to making it big like that. Meat, here, you give it a try. Saying that, Rokuko passed the small bottle over to Meat. Meat imitated how Rokuko dipped the part of the cap into the bottle, pulled it back out and blew on it. With that, tiny soap bubbles formed and blew away. Ahahaha, you blew way too hard! You have to blow more gently to make the really big ones! Mmuu, its hard. But arent the small ones beautiful too? Yeah, theyre just always beautiful. The soap bubbles drifted about in the air. Meat tried poking them. But they dodged her. Muuu. She tried poking two or three more times, but she couldnt touch them for some reason. It was like they had wills of their own or something. She started to get worked up about it and pulled out her de golem on reflex. Slicing at one after setting it as her mark, she cut it cleanly in two, its two halves rolling up simultaneously as it popped. Meat let out her breath, contented. There. Hohoh. Seeing that, Rokuko held up the small tube and blew tiny bubbles over to Meat. ! Ping, ping. Meat chased after the soap bubbles, slicing each of them. Chasing them out of instinct, she cut through them. Ooh, you can do it, Meat! Look, theres some behind you too! Teeeyah! Meat kept chasing them, popping them all left and right. Virtually all of the bubbles popped, Meat let out another satisfied breath. But Rokuko took the chance to blow more bubbles. ! Take this! Can you win against my Bubble Army!? Meats tail wagged back and forth. This had be something that wasnt mere ying. Again, ying with soap bubbles had be something other than ying. Rokuko continued blowing the bubbles until the liquid ran out, with Meat continuing the pop each and every one in opposition. As a result, Rokukos mouth was soaked with the soapy liquid, but thats a story for another time. Footnotes: Spanner is part of the authors pen name, Onikage Spanner Chapter 257 A Look About the Inn Our inn, [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]. The base I built at the dungeons surfaceyer. Its an inn I made myself through the use of [Create Golem]. So that I could move it through the menus [Deployment], I made it a subdivision of a floor. Recently Ive been living in the Vige Chiefs residence, which I annexed on to it. [Welco ah, Master.] Ah, Neru, youre on duty? A doll I picked up in the dungeon that had awareness using that as the pretext, it was actually a golem I made to look like a humanoid figurine that the insubstantial ring subus Neru is possessing. She was sitting at the reception counter. Id originally established that y golems were helping us, so her existence here was fully epted with a simple Well, it is [Dancing Dolls Pavilion] were talking about! Please continue being our inns patrons! Well, theres so many golems here anyway People probably dont care too much about seeing a single extra doll. [Yeah, its to the point that people want to shake my hands.] Neru, did you turn into a tourist attraction? I headed past the reception desk and into where the dining hall and guest rooms were. There wasnt much to say about the guest rooms. They were just fifty copper a night, no meals. They had a futon and a light magic tool in it. And as for the dining hall well, it was a dining hall. It used a food ticket system to serve guests their food. The food itself used to be stuff we bought with DP, but nowadays we have Kinue-san cooking practically all of it. The midday rush is over so its mostly empty now. Todays waitresses areright, the two part-timers, Setsuna and Nayuta. I knew that the two of them were dungeon-rted individuals, but they didnt know that we had anything to do with the dungeon at all (with the exception of Nerunesing out about it). Lets have a conversation with them. Ah, Vige Chief. Hungry? Hmm? Yeah, a bit. Goshujin-sama, Goshujin-sama, me too~ Ichika popped up and begged like a starved racehorse when I responded to Setsuna. Alright already, you can back off, Ill order you some too rather, arent our employees supposed to be given meals? With that, we ate some simple sandwiches. By the way, Kinue-san learned the unique skill called [Cooking], a great skill for a silkythat is, for a house fairy that loves house chores. Oooh! Kinue-san, you got even better. Arent you more skilled than the Sia lords cook at this point? Now that Ive filled my belly, lets take a look at the rest of our inns facilitiesthe onsen and the game room, I guess? The onsen should be alright other than the massage chair golem I have there, its pretty much just a standard onsen. Theres no culture for bathing in the nude here though, so wearing a bath towels be the defaultah, but I think there was talk about asionally entering nude? Its fine either way, honestly. By the way, Goshujin-sama. Do we have pocket money to spend for uhh testin the game room? Obviously not. Sorry Ichika, but no. We entered the game room. The game room now has two tables to enjoy yourself on with things like poker and dice, as well as two varieties of rat races. The slots are all over at the bar now, just being able to earn money from them through the rental fee alone is good. Ooookay! Times almost up to ce your bets oh, Master. Rei? You had a shift here today? Yes. Ah, will you ce a bet? When I took a nce to check out the runnersthe ratsour eyes met. Trantion Function ACTIVATE! Allow me to exin. This trantion function I acquired uponing to this other world allows me to understand even a rat if I activate it consciously! [Hooray! Masters here! Now I can win!] [Hey now, who said youre gonna win? Only one of us can, Deppa.] [But isnt it better for the one Master puts down on to win? Definitely would make him happy.] [No, hold it. Shouldnt we go as always? I mean] [Nn? In that case, Faito is next up to win, yeah?] [Wait up. Wouldnt it be bad for the one Master bets on if they lose? Have to reject that.] [Faito, did you happen to forget that you were meant to be first?] [N-no way, definitely not I am wise!] Yep, the rats seem well today. Lets not ce a bet. Im thinking about ying some dice today. [[[[[Eeh]]]] ho] Whoops, Trantion Function cancelthere we go. I then tried moving over to the suitable table ah, looks like theres a guy on a winning streak here. He looks well dressed, probably not someone from this vige alright, time to take away his stuff. Mind if I join? Nn? Sure, I ept anyones money! How motivated you are. Sorry, but those dice are my golems. * Phew, this guy was crazy lucky. He never rolled below a three. Maybe he has the [Luck] skill? No way I lost? What cheat did you use!? Come on, theres no need to use me like that. Shut up! Theres no way I lost, you absolutely cheated! Im not going to pay a copper! Woah, an annoying person. Ah, youre not a resident here are you? Did you know this, then? In this vige, cheating is allowed so long as you dont get caught. Those who shirk their debts are treated the same as thieves. In other words, if you say that you wont pay, its fine to treat you as a ve and take your possessions. You can check with the Vige Chief on it if you want. When I said that, one of the viger-adventurers closed the entrance. Nice one. Ill give you a puddingter. Haah? You think Id f*ckin let you make me a ve? Dont make meugh, Im a B-Rank adventurera noble! Yeah, I dont care. Are you going to pay up or notare you a thief? Im not a thief! Rather, Ill have you executed for going against the crown! Ill forgive you right now if you give me your woman, hows that sound? Ahh, so hes bluffing. Rather, isnt it even worse for a B-Rank to be a thief like that? Honestly, only the ridiculous S-Rank heroes can do as they please, and even those get purged by Haku-san if theyre too outrageous. The Adventurer Guild is strict with its members thatmit crimes. While on the subject, its a heavy crime to impersonate as a noble. And above all, starting a fight against me or anything thats mine is an auto out. Right, so youre saying that you dont intend to pay? Obviously, you f*cking cheat! The self-proimed B-Rank adventurer pulled out his sword and stabbed it into the table. Oh, Im going to have you pay me that back too. Yeah. Ill give a pudding to whoever deals with this guy. Hyahaah! I was waiting for that! The puddings mine! Practically been bouncin outa my shoes waitin here! Ill have this shit give me back some of the money I lost! Whaheywai-! Hearing my order, adventurers popped up and attacked him all at once, capturing him in just a few seconds. Ah, you third guy youll be a thief if you actually do that. Even if he cheated, its valid if you cant figure out why. By the way, Ichika participated even though his capture was already guaranteed. Guess she wanted some pudding, too? Chapter 258 The Patrolling Dungeon Master Handing over the imitation B-Rank adventurer (D-Rank) to the adventurer guild, I treated everyone to pudding. Incidentally, I had a decent amount of spending money on me, so that amount was basically just within the margin of error looking at the ie we have nowadays. Also, the dice that guy used only ever came up with fours, fives and sixes. It looked like hed been secretly switching in his dice when I checked them out. Done with looking into the inn, thest thing to do is the dungeon. First, [Great Tsuia Mountain Tunnel]. Its actually only a part of [Cave of Desires], but as far as the adventurer guilds management is concerned, they are separate dungeons. It has a mechanism that opens the gate upon the toll being paid, the toll itself being based simply on total weight. Because of that, the main trade goods going back and forth were Pavueras spices and Sias wheat as they were rtively light goods and sold at a decent price. The rooms that had the tollgates were arranged side by side in the center of the cave. If someone couldnt pay the toll, theyd either have to turn back, abandon some of their cargo, or try and sell it to other merchants right then and there. Ive moved the tollgates around and even increased the number of them, but no one seemed to think much of it since there werent any monsters. Its convenient, but is it alright for them to be like that? Maybe the merchants all think theyd be kept from being able to the use cave if they make too much of a fuss? Well then, Ichika, thats enough. I know whats happening from here on. Nn? Kay, reward? Ichika smiled and left after I handed her curry bread as her reward. From here on is the main dungeon, [Cave of Desires]. I headed back to the vige chiefs room. To be blunt, I was tired of walking. Using the menu should be good enough yeah? It is a dungeon after all. The first thing after passing the dungeons entrance was the stone entrance floor. It had many traps, such as des popping out of a door or how some of the gstones on the ground turning into pitfalls. The traps further in were deadly if not handled carefully, but the ones near the entrance were just to the level of causing someone to twist their ankle. And Goblins being the enemy was a feature. Theyre suitable for making a floor that beginners can train on. You could even say that its thanks to this floor that this dungeon is seen as rtively peaceful. Theyre filled with cheap things, but there are a good number of treasure chests that spawn, so its even a good way for beginners to earn some pocket money. Next up, thebyrinth floor. Taking up both the second and third floors assuming one took the correct route, this was the main money maker for those in our dungeon! The reason for that was that iron golems spawned here. The body of an iron golem is made out of solid iron. In other words, it was a giant iron bar. It could sell for a considerably good price. The iron golems could spawn practically infinitely through the monster spawner, so even though it looks like a dungeon, theres a good reason its called a dungeon mine. I also make various things using their iron. As for killing my associates, well, golems are materials. Theyre different. Something like that. Moving on, the golems that mimic walls and move around change thebyrinths route slightly. Come to think of it, the magic sword test room is there too, huh. It being a proper test room is finally starting to bemon knowledge. What appeared immediately after making it through thebyrinth was a facility that had been named the [Avarice Lodge]. It was set of DP exploitation rooms, they could be passed by without needing to stop at. The DP I can get from adventurers increases if they are confined. Therefore, the [Avarice Lodge] was several small rooms where those staying in them could acquire items and gold for locking themselves up in the room for twelve or twenty-four hours. In truth though, were just putting a suitable amount of money or items in from behind the scenes. Well give out a magic sword de golem sometimes as a special prize, so its a very stupid very profitable facility. After passing by the [Avarice Lodge] and descending the trap-infested open ceiling spiral staircase was the warehouse area. Its the ce I protect with the various golems I make through my experiments with [Create Golem] like the four-armed golem or the pincushion golem, but its basically an easy area that you can get a magic sword de golem from. Having both orderly pathways and rooms, it really was a warehouse. Adventurers had started to make it there recently. After that, the path divided into four. One led to the arena, followed by a boss room. Another led to our neighbor dungeon, [me Cavern]. The third one led to the riddle area, followed by an area Im still working on. The final one led to Subus Vige. My handmade haniwa golemsy in wait in the arena. They had various gimmicks and were pretty strong. It would take at least a C-Rank adventurer to do anything against them. The boss room had an iron haniwa made of solid iron just waiting to greet intruders in it. After that was the core room. Its just a dummy core, though. By insisting that this was the final floor to the outside world, it should cause our dungeon to be recognized as a good, shallow dungeon. Our apprentice witch, Nerune, had herb stationed as a hidden room within the core rooms ceiling. She researches magic tools day and night therewhen she isnt working her part time job, that is. I think shes looking into an [Engine Magic Tool] right now? Shes developing a magic tool that rotates and uses pistons. The pistons move through the expansion of air caused by thermal energy, so it should be able to be a clean energy if we use magic tools for that. Eh? You say that an engine golem would be good enough? Well sure, but theres meaning in having things that people other than me can make. Honestly, an engine magic tool might even perform better. Rather, there isnt really much else to research right now. As for the cave that led to [me Cavern], well, its basically Fenis house. Having an entire floor loaned out as a kennel feels luxurious as heck. Its been swimming through the magma like an archerfish more recently, increasing its offensive strength somewhat. Theres nothing really else to talk about. Our rtions with [me Cavern] are good. And uhh, I made a variety of variety show attractions for the ce thats still under development. It looks like a yground for people into crossfit. Well, the interiors still under development, so what else would you expect? Finallyes Subus Vige, a vige protected by subi. Right now I just have them making limbless dolls as a side job, but theyll squeeze any adventurers that wander in dry and strip them down to their underwear before rolling them outside the dungeon. Man or woman, theyll have fun with anyone. I told them to not go so far that someone dies though. Furthermore, Ive made preparations to give reinforcements if adventurers resist them. Looking at how I set it up, its practically the same thing as a bottakuri bar. [1] Suira acts as the vige chief for Subus Vige they want to have proper jobs and not just a side job, but I cant think of anything for them to do right now. Sorry. When I checked them out through the monitor, I saw the loli subus, Michiru, carving a small doll for her side job. Holding onto the limbless doll with such a serious face, fixing it little by little as she rubs her face against it and licks it Yep. Looks like shes particr about its feel. Maybe thats why theyre so popr~ I closed the monitor. Looking aboutdone. Time to sleep! Footnotes: A bottakuri bar is a bar that invites guests in, forcing them to stay until they run out of money through force. Illegal as heck. Chapter 259 The Marriage Interview Discussion (Yudences Point of View): Start I am Yudence Sia, the lord of Sia. On that day, I was looking over thetest version of the peerage listings. I stumbled across the name of Golen Vige, a vige that cropped up justst year but was developing remarkably quickly. Kehma Golen? Hmm? If I recall, Kehma was the name of that viges leader he was a noble? That question lingering in my mind, I immediately put in an inquiry. Information on aristocrats can be obtained by contacting the administration bureau in the imperial capital. For ventuliers, there we also be information regarding their party members and past achievements as adventurers. B-Rank adventurers will have made a name for themselves and have some distinguishments in their history. A few days after I made an inquiry through magic mailing, the information was sent to me. ording to the information I received, Kehma Golen had three other party members also at B-Rank and hadpleted five dungeons with his party. [White Trial] [Cave of Desires] [White Beach] [Bone Cave] [Cave of the Three-Way Struggle] Id never heard of some of those dungeons, but hepleted them all with a single party. It even says that he finished three of them after obtaining the peerage. He even went so far as to destroy two of them. Hepleted two dungeons that he was just barely permitted to enter due to their danger. In other words, he has shown himself to be a considerably powerful individual. Moreover [White Goddess guarantees this individuals wit.] Of all things, it had thatment added on. Thats bad. When I saw that sentence, I unintentionally wound up dropping my cup of tea, breaking it. An influential person made a vige this close to Sia and was developing it? And having the White Goddess, someone who everyone knows of in the Raverio Empire, backing him No matter how I think about it, thats bad. I cant leave this alone. Gah, my stomachs starting to hurt. I might lose some hair over this By the way, ording to that same bit of information, there was also an inquiry sent to Sia from the imperial capital. Are you fine with the [Godly Pillow] that is being managed in Sia being moved to Golen Vige? That was a rather nonchnt question I am not such a fool as to misunderstand the meaning behind such a frank question It was telling me that I should use the [Godly Pillow] as a trump card for securing my friendship with them. What to do Should I try marrying my daughter to Kehma Golen? Theres a chance that hes a different person I suppose, but I suppose I should take precaution as an insurance policy. It may be because he himself has attempted to hide his peerage, but Golen Viges chief is stated to be Kehma, amoner. And as the viges chief, Kehma is very good at what he does. Reason Given: The excellent Vige Chief is the viges best adventurer. Reason Given: He is a sincere man who lends aid to others. Reason Given: An extraordinarily wise and capable man. Seeing Golen Viges remarkable development recently, the credibility of his reputation is high. The fact that he was able to develop a ce that was empty justst year enough to easily make it through winterno, even develop through winter is a frightening aplishment. Hes been able to fully utilize the dungeon mines capabilities and is on the right track for its management While he is certainly lucky, doing that would be impossible without enough talent to match it. Even if he wasnt backed by White Goddess, just his talent alone would make bringing him into the family not a loss. Well, there is a rumor about him preferring young girls, but aristocrats are sometimes like that. At any rate, lets invite him over for a chance to see him face to face. * Havinge to my estate, Kehma-dono was a polite man with ck hair and dark eyes. He had also brought along a beautifully dressed dog beastkin ve She should be one of his party members, Meat Kuroinu, if I recall. It was an awful name. Assuming Im not wrong, this girl should be the origin of the news saying that he prefers them young. That said, Im not sure whether its because of this girl that hes considered as such or that he brings her around because he is like that. Did I keep you waiting? Im Yudence Sia. I take it you know that Im the lord? I am Kehma. Pleased to meet you, Lord-sama. I wasnt waiting too long. That so? He didnt appear to be angry at all despite me having him wait in the room for enough time for the bell to toll. Is he a man that doesnt care about time or is he going to stick with the pretense of him being amoner? At the very least, the rumors about him that say hes tolerant appear to be true. I noticed right away that Kehma-dono was uninterested in marrying my daughter, Maidence. To Kehma-dono, someone who is preferred White Goddess-sama, the position of being a familys head might not hold any significance. Either way, I kept trying to forcibly tie him to us. I inquired about the viges n and Kehma-donos own story. Id already looked into that information in advance though, of course. ording to what Kehma-donos said, they had captured around as much as thirty iron golems, but just from the information weve collected here, theyd exported forty golems worth of ingots. If I assume theres some we didnt catch, there should be at least fifty worth, if not more. Normal vige chiefs would generally exaggerate their reports yet Kehma-dono merely said it wasnt a big deal. In other words, it meant that something like that wasnt muchpared to the rest of his exploits. As we were conversing with each other, Mai came along and began talking with Kehma-dono as a fiance candidate. My sagacious daughter understood that Kehma-dono was an amazing person from that short talk. I also want to tie her together with Kehma-dono. At the very least, I dont want them to be hostile with one another. But just then, Kuroinu-dono spoke up. This matter, he refuses. Kehma-dono? Is that your intention? My daughter was dissatisfied by the abrupt and grand refusal, so I tried scowling at him after infusing magical power into my eyes. As the lord and as the father whose betrothal invitation was just denied, it should just barely be seen as not hostile. Yeah, I dont intend to get married But Kehma-dono didnt even bat an eye. A weak human would have fainted, even a well-trained merchant would have broken into a cold sweat what terrific willpower. As expected of someone that the White Goddess has guaranteed. Ah, I might be seen as hostile if things keep going like this, lets turn the flow of the conversation back around. Great! Isnt that nice? How about we simply respect Kehma-donos esteemed opinion on the matter? Otou-sama, your view clearly seeped into your words Kehma-sama, youre so dreamy! After that, Mais cleverness made it so that Kehma-dono would be her fiance candidate. After she left, I spoke under the pretext that we would simply be borrowing his name to use as her fiance. I said that an impertinent youth from Pavuera was wanting to marry Mai, saying that the want was spurred by the tunnel that now connected our towns and that we refused. Theres rumors about him being a child prodigy, but I didnt want Mai to leave Sia. That said, Golen Vige is rather close, so thats fine. I know that its my own selfishness, but really, my daughter is so cute. When I hinted at Kehma-dono possibly gaining the [Godly Pillow] as a reward, he showed enough interest in it that it surprised me. The timing felt right, so I figured it just might work if I pushed a little. By the way, the room I lent to Kehma-dono is able to let me see whats happening but ording to what my spies tell me, Kuroinu-dono refers to Kehma-dono as Otou-san and that Kehma-dono treats their rtionship as one between a parent and child. Kehma-dono himself referred to her as an important member of his family, and now that I think about it, they do both have ck hair. In other words, they may both be descendants of a hero. It wouldnt be odd if the two truly were connected by blood. Theres even a high probability that the two are parent and child. Kehma-dono said that hes single, so he might have had a rtionship in the past that he doesnt wanting to light. His daughters name is Meat, something that basically acted as a ve cor for her its probably something he doesnt want to talk about at all. How should I put it? Despite their circumstances, I wound up saying things that did a great disservice to Kehma-dono and Kuroinu-dono. There were rumors about them often sleeping together in the same room, but it would be natural to sleep with your daughter. I would like to sleep with Mai if I could. Maybe that wish woulde true if I were amoner? Its impossible for me to abandon my position as the lord, though. Id like to hear more details about his circumstances, but probing any further would just be hostile toward them. I told the spies to tell me if anything else happened and went back to my normal routine. But Kehma-donos age is a bit young for a daughter that big, just what age did he have her at? Kuroinu-dono would have had a dog beastkin as a mother, but I dont recall hearing anything about dog beastkin having an elerated growth period? Does that mean Kehma-dono is older than he looks, then? He may not only draw on the blood of a hero, but maybe of elves, too? Could he be White Goddess-samas? No, he couldnt be. Right? * We entertained Kehma-dono with a dinner. After introducing my family, our head chefI say chef, but he merely just learned by following a single persons exampledid his best to prepare the meal. Our head chef is the best chef,uded throughout the Sia territory is what I thought, but its said Kehma-donos inn serves new and rare dishes. For such a brilliant chef to work at a lodge in a remote area like that mmm, just that much makes it feel profound. I cant know which of the two chefs are better withoutparing theirs with ours, but theres a possibility that chef might have the same skill Cooking God Ishidaka had, [Cooking]doubtful, though. Kehma-dono talked about this and that during the dinner, the mood was good. But it felt like Kehma-dono had his mind on something. Kehma-dono, youre still capable despite being a rear guard right? How about we have mock fight after dinner? Hahaha, surely youre jesting, Rondeau-sama. You wouldnt have fun with someone as unskilled as me. Rondeau, you are the eldest son. You need to put more effort into your official duties than standing in the front line. By the way, Id told everyone here about how Kehma-donos wit was guaranteed by the White Goddess, as well about his distinguishments in his dungeon captures. Due to that, the engagement discussion for Mai and Kehma-dono was taken well. My wife looked at me as I drank some tea after the dinner and smiled. Ah, I was making the face I make when Im thinking about bad things. She gets me. Oh right, I heard that Kehma-san received words ofpliment from the White Goddess? The White Goddess? Despite his expression having been generally unmoved this entire time, even during my coercion from before, Kehma cocked his right eyebrow at that. Ahem! Right, Im told that Kehma-donos inn has an onsen? The White Goddess seems to like it a lot. Yeah, she does. It sounds like Kehma-dono has a wonderful inn. Waltz, you did that on purpose, didnt you? One way or another, were still uncertain as to whether this Kehma-dono from Golen Vige was the same Kehma Golen found on the peerage listings. She was probably wanting to make certain. What a lovely wife. But please, let me know youre going to do something like that in advance. Well, Waltz probably also already thought that Kehma-dono and Kehma Golen were the same person. Something like 98% certainty bing 99% certainty He reacted with something simr to you knew about that? as a pretext. Usually, people would have been thrilled to show off White Goddess-samas affection, it wasnt something to be hidden. Nevertheless, him sticking to hiding it probably means he has some circumstances going on. Circumstances that make him hide his peerage. Sublime circumstances that make him have to hide his rtion to his daughter! More importantly, Kehma-dono, you talked to Mai, right? Shes a good child, isnt she? Yeah, shes more than someone like me would deserve. Dont you think that the engagement between her and someone like me would damage your reputation? Oh? Being engaged with Kehma-sama wouldnt be a bad thing at all. We want to know about Kehma-sama, too. Right, Otou-sama? Even if the engagement got annulled, getting engaged to someone talented enough to earn the White Goddess attention wouldnt marr her reputation. Well, its not as though it wouldnt do anything, but it definitely wouldnt harm it much. Right. Its a good thing, even. Setting aside my wants as the lord, Id prefer to take my time in marrying off my adorable Mai, but thatll just be my little secret. Chapter 260 The Marriage Interview Discussion (Yudences Point of View): End I had Kehma-dono act as Mais guard for the morning of the following day. And they did returnbut it looks like he found out about the spies I sent to trail them? Once again, it looks like he truly is a skilled adventurer. Kehma-dono once again refused being her fiance. Hmm, does he have a woman already? Perhaps Kuroinu-donos mother? I cant do anything about that, but maybe theres still another way we could tie ourselves together just as I was beginning to think that, unexpectedly, Kehma-dono tested out the idea of Kuroinu-dono being Mais fiance. What a great opportunity! I trembled from such good news. Moreover, it appears that Kehma-donos achievements are also considered Kuroinu-donos. I want to ept it. I seriously want to ept it right away, but I have to endure it and keep up my appearance here. Ill see if he has some other motive first, I can ept itter. As I thought that, Kehma-dono took out Kuroinu-donos Guild Card. It looks like he wants me to decide right away, showing me Kuroinu-donos own peerage like that. Should I allow myself topromise and ept it so quickly? I wouldnt be able to probe for more information first, though. With that, Kehma-dono also showed me his Guild Card. It listed him as D-Rank. When I asked him about it, it appeared as though hed never heard of the peerage listings. And he continued to insist that he was an ordinary D-Rank adventurer. In other words, him receiving White Goddess-samas favor is for no reason other than because of being a key person with special circumstances to him. Furthermore, although its not well known tomoners, the Raverio Empire does indeed allow same-sex marriage. Thew book has a single sentence on the matter: [In the case of same-sex marriages, even sisters may marry]. Therefore, same-sex marriage is allowed even within the same family to reinforce intrafamilial bonds. While heretical, its even possible to continue a bloodline through [Futanaru], a potion made by the Chaos God that throws ones sex into chaos. [1] Such expensive potions are rather rare amongst the lower ss aristocracy, but it should be acquirable with my familys power. Or perhaps Kehma-donos n is to change Kuroinu-donos sex? For him to do something like registering her name as [Meat] on the aristocratic record, there must be some impossiblyplex circumstances surrounding him. If Mai were registered on the record as [Meat] and I was unable to have her name changed even I might think about at least changing her sex. That is what we call parental love. Kukuku, I get it, I get it, Kehma-dono! Our daughters are just too cute! Lets go with your proposal and have Kuroinu-dono be the fiance. After that, I gave Kehma-dono information on the [Godly Pillow] as a reward for borrowing his name as a fiance. I couldnt give him all of the information about it, so I told him all I could with full sincerity. Mai-sama is the manager of the [Godly Pillow]? Mais fiance would fit the management criteria as well. I couldnt say exactly who the manager of it was, but anyone should be able to figure it out with that. Im not sure what sort of circumstance is making him want the [Godly Pillow] so badly, but as a fellow father of cute daughters, I want to get along with Kehma-dono. After Kehma-dono returned to his room, Mai entered the room. I should marry Kehma-sama, Otou-sama! Whats this, now? If I want to truly save the orphans, I need to hire merchants, educate the kids, and give them work. Just feeding them is no different than admiring pets! H-huh? I think I get the gist of what youre saying, but could you exin it to me just in case? It sounds like Mai was overwhelmed by Kehma-donos wisdom. Kehma-dono had given her a n on how to help the orphanage by giving them an education, hiring them on as workers and helping them be independent. But she said that she also said something about how it not being necessary if she was just doing it for the publicity. Mai seems to have taken it as sarcasm, but I dont believe that what Kehma-dono said was sarcasm, but simply something resulting from abiding to political measures. People feel relieved when they can see that there are some more unfortunate than themselves. Although theres also a slum outside the south gate, having an orphanage within the town would certainly fall in line that that intention. But Id rather not teach her about filthy things like that. Id prefer for the people to trust in the beautiful existence that is Mai. Well, there shouldnt be too much of an impact even if the orphanage is improved, so maybe I should let Mai do what she wants for the experience? Thats a wonderful idea, it would certainly help the economy, too. You could implement it by recycling your current budget, would you like to give it a shot? Yes, absolutely! Mais eyes sparkled in motivation. And thats why I absolutely definitely really really have to marry Kehma-sama. Kuro-chaaa. Kuroinu-sama carried me in her arms, so? K-Kehma-sama has to take responsibility as her master. Oh, about that Kuroinu-dono will be taking his ce as your fiance. Eh? Mai inclined her head to the side. During my conversation with Kehma-dono a moment ago, we decided that Kuroinu-dono will be your fiance. I-isnt she a girl though!? Oh, I havent taught Mai about the same-sex marriage thing yet, have I? Maybe I postponed her education a bit too much. It was Kehma-donos rmendation. Also, you shouldnt treat Kuroinu-dono as a woman. Eh, K-Kuro-chan is a cross dresser!? Huh? W-well, yeah, something like that. Kehma-dono did speak as though to insist she were male, so I understand that its probably better to treat her as such. Ill go talk to Kehma-sama! I wont agree to this without hearing about it directly from him! Saying that, Mai ran out of the room. Shes still a child, isnt she I think that Kehma-dono should be able to persuade her, but lets hope that this doesnt cause him to get angry and break this off. It should be fine though, Ive already given him his reward. Later on, Kuroinu-dono escorted her to dinner. It must have gone well. That said, my second son, Jitter, raised his voice. Hold up, that ones a ve! And a girl at that! Theres no reason for someone with such an idiotic name as Meat to be Mais fiance! Crap, Jitter hasnt been taught about same-sax marriage either? Rondeau seemed to understand it, though. Waltz just smiled wryly. Theres no other choice than to have Kuroinu-dono show her skill, forcing him to consent. I thought that Jitter would be able to win against Kuroinu-dono but even as someone strong enough to toy around with Rondeau, I couldnt see through her at all with my eyes. * The following day, having told the maid that he wouldnt be having breakfast, Kehma-dono didnte for breakfast. It was only during my work after the meal that we discovered what had urred. Lord-sama. Last night, a soldier contacted me saying that a ventulier passed through the gate. Hmm wait, was it Kuroinu-dono!? We receive reports from the gate when aristocratse and go through it. We would receive notifications right away for aristocrats passing through the gate outside of normal hours, but its not like that for when an ventulier does so. After all, they often need to use the gate at night for adventurer purposes. Crap Kehma-donos room was vacant with just a single note ced atop the beddings theyd used. The note had on it as follows: [Its hard to sleep under surveince, so Ill be returning to my vige. You may freely use the name of Meat Kuroinu for one month. If she herself absolutely has to, contact me at Golen Vige.] Geh! So he realized he was being watched from the start as expected, hes an amazing man. Still though, to head back without saying anythingwait, I think I heard him say something like thatst night? In a sense, him using his authority as a ventulier could be his way of telling us hes off. At any rate, Im allowed to use Kuroinu-donos name as Mais fiance for a month, signed in writing. In other words, what he was really saying [If you canplete the preparations within a month, Ill allow my daughter to marry yours] ! Phew what wonderful love for his daughter! I can already imagine drinking alcohol next to Kehma-dono as we watch the two of them marry. Ill have to get the [Futanaru]. But thisll probably cause a dispute over where the two live. Would the normal thing to do be suggesting each of them to live away from us parents? Hmm, well, thatll be up to Mai and Kuroinu-dono to decide. Footnotes: Futanaru = be a Futa. me Leona! Chapter 261 Extra: A Certain Typical Dungeon A story about when Kehma was busy doing this and that during the Dungeon Battle. A certain Dungeon CoreCore No. 629 was leisurely managing his dungeon that was set to be a grasnd. He was a rabbit-type Dungeon Core. As an orange rabbit, the first floor of his dungeon was the surrounding grasnd itself. Haah, nyo adventurers nyow either~. So myuch spare time~ Core No. 629 was hopping about with three other rabbits. These rabbits were dungeon monsters, more or less. Unlike ordinary rabbits, they each had a single horn growing from their foreheads: horned rabbits Other than their horns, they were no different from normal rabbits. I caught a grasshopper~. Looky looky~ Omnomnom nom nom. grass is tasty~ Ow~!? Who bit my nyeaaar!? The rabbits were happy-go-lucky and were messing around. The sight of them doing so was very pleasant. As for how theymunicated, Core No. 629 being a rabbit-type core was sufficient for them to understand each other. However, there were times where the rabbits did not listen to what they were told due to theircking intelligence. Nyuu guys~. Make sure nyuu look around~! Want some kyarrots? Come on~, 629-syama isnt myotivated either though~ The weathers so nyice~, the grass is so gooooood. I wanna rub my floofy tail though~ Core No. 629 sighed, not knowing what to do about his whimsical rabbits. It was peaceful. It was nice spending everyday sunbathing outside, but doing that wouldnt earn him DP. By the way, defeating a grasshopper would give him 1 DP. Locusts would give 5 DP, too. As this meadow was located in an area where not many humans went, grasshopper hunting was important work to earn funds. Ah And, just then, he saw a hawk flying through the sky. Hawks were birds of prey, a rabbits natural predator. They only saw rabbits as food. His dungeon didnt have an underground floor back when he first started, so many of his fellow rabbits were taken by them, never to return. Oizy byums! Enemy spotted, lets give it to him! ROJYAAAH! If they got caught by the enemy, that would be the end. They assembled into an anti-hawkbat formation. Of the three horned rabbits, two were on the ground with one on top of them. Nyukay, Im going to run away so do nyour best! Eeeehhh!? What? If it myanaged to get me the dyungeon would end~ Truuuue, but Kyinda cruel? Ah, hyold on, the hawks here. Intercept, intercept~! The hawk lowered its altitude to attack. Taking their chance, the three rabbits leapt at it. Two of them turned into the footstools while the third leapt into an attack. By hopping off of the ground and once again from the backs of the other two, it hurled its body high into the air like a multi-stage rocket. This was the secret technique they developed to take down hawks, the Pyon Pyon Attack! Ahmissed. Whoops. Were dyead~ But as a one-shot kind of move, it came with the huge gamble of them missing so high up in the air. Even though they missed, the hawk returned to the sky to start over after realizing theyunched a counteroffensive. Dont gyive up! We can still do it! 629-sama, run away~! We can dyo it! Ill be a footstool this time tyoo! They quickly assembled into formation once again. This time, Core No. 629 also participated as one of the footstools. The horned rabbits put their feet on Core No. 629s head and prepared the formation. The hawk once against descended and took aim. Now! Pyon Pyon Attack #2! Ah, wyait Uwaah, whaaat!? Their tempo copsed. The hawk descended as though it saw a chance to attack, but the rabbit thatunched into air fell back down and barely managed to hit the hawk with a headbutt from above. Falling to the ground, the hawk breathed itsst after a train wreck of various people making various mistakes. While embyarrassing, we did it~ Good job. Nyow to groom myself~ We can hold our nyears as high as bro! The three horned rabbits frolicked about. Core No. 629 decided to shoo them off of his head and on to the ground. Upon collecting the hawks corpse, his DP increased by 150. A good ie. Hmph, nyot a hard enemy at all! Easy win, easy win. 629-sama, nyuu tried running away~ Yeah~, nyuu tried running~ Whatre nyuuzybyones chattering about okay, Ill reward nyuu! Strawberries! STRAWBERRIES!! Strawberries were rare delicacies for rabbits. It would be bad for their stomachs if they ate too many, but nothing held more appeal to them as long as they kept it to small amounts. Hes gotten an unexpectedly good amount of DP, so splurging a little would be alright. Dungeon Core No. 629 looked over his three horned rabbits in contentment, still unsure of what to do about them. We nyormally only get to eat grass spawner weeds~ Those taste good too, but strawberries really do taste the best~! Fuheheh, strawberries, gimme strawberries, gimme gimme~! Alright nyow, lets head byack for strawberries, nkay~? STRAWBERRIES~~~! By the way, this dungeon, [Rabbit Paradise] increased in difficulty as one went lower underground. It had magic rabbits, rabbits that acquired the ability to use magic, armor rabbits, rabbits that wore solid armor, as well as soldier rabbits, rabbits that walked on two legs and used both weapons and armor. New adventurers would asionally chase a rabbit and stray into its borders, never to be seen again its nonreturn rate is 99%, with a 100% nonreturn rate for its underground floors. Its a field dungeon that not even the guild knows the location of thanks to that, but for the select few adventurers that love rabbits, this paradises existence is gossiped about as gospel. Chapter 262 Preamble I fell asleep, woke up, and started to think. Id went about patrolling without any particr reason to do so, but it might not have been needed. There werent any inquiries from Sia even after me looking around, either. Calm down, its only been a day or two. Theres a good chance that the lord is just building up his strength. Or maybe hes trying to make me feel agitated? Gah! The heck man. Ill just develop a new dungeon boss to get rid of this feeling. In truth, its an idea Ive been working on for a while now. Ive made weapons using magic tools, but phenomena caused by magic tools are generally stronger when caused by traps. For example, [Water Source] for producing water or [Fire Trap] for producing mes. I cant really use superior traps from the DP catalog since I havent been using many traps, but they are stillpletely better than magic tools for what they do. Oh? I can customize traps now, I dont think that was there before? Well, its only about as much as being able to somewhat change its effective range when I set it up alright, lets finally see if its possible for us Itll use up quite a bit of DP, but oh well. It should be fine. I cant set traps up in the Master Room since its in the Dungeon Core, so Ill do it in the boss room. First, Ill test to see if I can put a trap onto a golem. I brought an iron golem over into the boss room and opened the catalog. Yep, no can do. I cant choose it as the target to set it up on. Next: can I set traps up on walls? Thats normally possible, so I dismantled the iron golem and turned it into and ingot. I then thinned it out and put it onto the wall before trying to see if I could put the trap there. Ill try it out with [Water Source] first. ah, maybe I should use [Fire Trap] instead so I dont flood the room? Seeing firee from the dungeons wall, I had the iron roll up into a lid to cover it. No luck. I was nning on putting [me Traps] into portraits if that worked out, but guess not. Oh well. Or perhaps it didnt work because the iron golem was its mount? Well, maybe I could use this to make a sauna in Subus Vige? Then, I incidentally noticed that there was an entrybeled [Interior] in the DP catalog. Taking a look at what it had, I saw various decorations. Theyre probably what you would ornament the interior of a dungeon with. I havent looked at them at all since Ive been making all the decorations myself so far, but theres quite a lot huh Pirs, walls, paintings wait, could I? I selected the statue (100 DP) I saw and bought it. The statue of a goblin holding its sword threateningly before itself appeared in front of me It cost five goblins worth to get a single goblin statue. Normally, there wouldnt be much of a reason to buy it. But this was a stone goblin statue. I could ce traps on it. Interior items are apparently considered part of the dungeon, so I could put traps on them. Seeing a [Fire Trap] spew me from the chest of a goblin is so surreal. I used [Create Golem] on the goblin statue and changed its shape. It looked like it would stop activating if I tampered with the spot I installed the trap to, so I altered everything around it into a simple cylindrical shape. It didnt activate, though. Apparently, it recognized what I did as [Destroying] the [Trap]. And so I tried repairing it with DP. A momentter, it appeared to be working nicely, spewing mes from where the cylinder was aimed. Oooh~, its a methrower. Alright, now I know that traps can be used even if I change their shape. That was a big step forward. For example, now I could put a methrower like this into the mouth of a dragon-type golem or something. Ah, but it doesnt look like I can install traps on things Ive already altered with [Create Golem]. So annoying. So I can only repair it like that huh? Moreover, the me pir would engulf the cylinder if I made it too thin Id end up burning my hand if I did that. Note to self: dont. I tried out customizing the [Fire Trap] by how wide its emission is, but it looks like thirty centimeters is how small itll go. I can only do the customization when I first make the traps, so Ill have to think about it all in advance. And I discovered another problem. When I took the methrower out of the boss room to show it off, it stopped working. However, it went right back to working properly when I brought it back in. As a result of a few further verification experiments, it turned out that traps would only activate on the same floor they were installed on. The boss room was separated from the rest of its floor so that I could [Install] more monsters in case of an emergency, leading to it not working when I took it out of the boss room. Im thinking that traps are only ever meant to be used as set-it-and-forget-it types and not move around. Its a bit confusing, but I should just remember that traps can only be used inside the same floor theyre made on. Move them away from the floor is banned. Well, so long as I keep that shoring in mind, this means that I can make a new golem model that incorporates traps. Alright! Im pumped to make a giant fire-breathing dragon golem, lets do this! Yeah! * I fell asleep. Good morning. I went back to my room and fell asleep after putting some time into the dragon golem. I should be able to finish it after one or two weeks of working on it. Either way, no ones even made it to the boss room. Ah, Kehma. Morning. Morning, Rokuko. Has anyone contacted us from Sia yet? Nope, its great. Muu. I get that I did what I wanted, but now I cant help but feel anxious over when itll happen. Thanks to that, I was only able to sleep eight hoursst night. I told him he could use my name for a month, so maybe nothing will happen if I leave them alone for the next month? In other words Im going to feel like this for a month? Give me a break. Seriously? Yeah, lets attack Sia. Wait, Kehma? I dont get what youre saying, exin please? Sorry, Ill exin. Attacking them really would be a bit hasty. But I have to do something from my end, dont I? Hmm. What do you think I should do? Leave it alone? Rokuko answered like it was someone elses problem. I mean, that was my original intention But Ill think about it if Im thinking about it? I dont get what youre saying but in that case, um, how should I say it? Cant you forget about it if something elsees up? Something else, huh either way, I wouldnt be able to sleep. There being nothing going on is always going to be the best Come to think of it, its almost time for Wataru toe by, huh. Should we give Nerune a special holiday when he gets here? Hes a good way to get information. For some reason, I had a faint, yet certain hunch. Wataru was going to be bringing us an extraordinarily unfortunate story. Chapter 263 The (Former) Kuh, kill me! Female Knight After a few more days of Sia not contacting us, Wataru arrived. He brought a woman. I figured Id see him after he finished this months debt repayment so, in the parlor, sitting next to him opposite of me was a girl sitting upright with a strangely good posture. She had blonde hair and her ears were pointed. Yeah, an elf. So, whos this? Your new lover? You were just ying around with Nerune? No! Im serious about her! Serious huh. Nerunes only interested in researching stuff about magic, she doesnt feel anything likepassion. Id tried asking her about what happened with Wataru, but she only replied with something that made me even more confused: [Eh, Wataru? Oh, oooh~. I know~, tasty~]. I dont really understand what she meant by tasty there, but I do get that shes not looking at him as a love interest at least. By the way, I also think that Watarus tastyas far as ie is concerned. He even buys rice. This girl is the daughter of an acquaintance, umm, could you introduce yourself? Yes! I am the eldest daughter of my esteemed father Dyne Kukkoro, my name in Shikina Kukkoro! I am a knight from the Fourth Chivalric Knight Order of the Raverio Empire or at least I was She was so lively there at the start, but ended weakly. Seeing as how its past tense, I guess she was discharged? So, whats this former Knight-sama doing here? Well, in truth, Id like Kehma-san to train Shikina-chan. I mean, youre a bit underhanded yeah? Whats with you calling me underhanded? How rude. No no, I wasplimenting you. Shikina-chan here had to resign from the chivalric order because she was too honest. She was so honest that she had to resign from being a knight? What kind of rotten chivalry is that ah, so its Haku-sans eh? How do you fight if youre too honest? It turns into a weakness, she won in a duel against the First Chivalric Knight Orders captain and was forced to resign. Its not like the whole organization is corrupt though! The heck wait, First Chivalric Orders captain? If I recall, isnt that Sally-san? [1] Yep, even it rotting wouldnt be strange. Which is why I thought she should be a bit more unfairunderhanded, I mean.I think that shed do well learning some tricks but shes just so honest that its a bit hard. So then when I told her about you, Kehma-san, she said she really wanted to learn from you. Youre better off leaving the knights, if you stay youll just get defeated by some orc and turned into a nurseryis what she told me. But then she said that I could go back if I learned how to be underhanded! SO! Please be my teacher, Kehma-dono! [2] I really dont get why Im getting brought into this though. Everything near Kehma-san is polluted to some degree or another hmm, maybe its more like they get polluted? Oi. You didnt have to correct yourself. Whats with you treating me like some kind of poison? Its annoying, either you start paying interest on your debt or you buy double the amount of rice. Your choice. See, Kehma-sans the kind of person that can say that kind of stuff like its nothing. Yes! That is exactly what Imcking the most! Alright, Im doubling your debt. Wait, wait wait! Forgive me, Ill buy double the rice! Oh well, guess Ill let you off the hook. Thanks for your patronage. Kehma-san, you talk like that, but youre kind. Please see what you can do about this girls problem. No, thats something else entirely. If the problems about a tuition fee, I can provide two gold coins per month as well as food expenses. Its not about the money. Two gold coins was basically around two million yen, so that was an attractive offer. [3] But we have a secret herethe dungeon, I cant take on too many people, the less the better. The two part-timers, you say? Well, theyre basically already people rted to dungeons. Is there anything you can do, Kehma-san? Could you do it for me? Why would I do it for you? Youre basically just an annoyance at this point Please, Kehma-dono, I will do anything! Hmm? She said that shed do anything. I looked at Shikina once more. A blonde elf with a full bust and nice thighs. Supple legs. White socks that go up to her knees. And leather boots that look a bit stuffy. I wonder, did she walk here? Anything, huh~? Anyone~, hooh~, hmmm~ Hmm, anything, you say? To what limit does that offer go? There is no limit! I would do this and that, as well as that and this! Could you be specific, then? D-do you intend for me to say say something so embarrassing, Master!? Hmm? You said youd do anything, that includes speaking. Be sure to tell me in a big, loud voice I can hear you properly with. T-thatsalright! Then I will say it! Then, with a very loud voice, Shikina said [Exactly] what she meant. Its alright even if you OOOO my XXXX, even YYYY in my VVVV if you desire, no, rather I would desire it! Furthermore! And what she said all had to do with R-18 things. I think its safe to say that what she said froze my brain from hearing it said so directly. The shame easily shaved a few seconds off my life. and if Kehma-dono tells me to I would eveny with a goblin! I would do it with a face like I wont want to under the guise of being ordered but I would definitely feel a faint arousal from it!! I would eventually XXX its OOO out of my own want to do so!!! STOP! You dont need to continue! Ahare you sure!? I-I still have a ways to go until I reach my climax! Please shut up, please! Understood! Shikina, closing her mouth, was breathing heavily with a flushed face, looking almost as if she wanted to say: [I finished~]. Seeing that, Wataru was grinning from ear to ear. So, Kehma-san. You have to be her master now that youve made her go that far, yeah? She may not look it but she is the daughter of a pretty influential noble, so it might be bad if you dont~ You thats why you didnt stop her? Rather, wouldnt it work out if she just stuck with you? Hahahah, Im earnest about Nerune-san, I cant have another woman with me. I also have my work as a hero, Shikina-chan would definitely die if I brought her with me. Besides, its because of your influence that I turned out like this, Kehma-san. Itd obviously be better for her to be closer to the source, right? Right? Dammit. Alright, I give it! But for being such a burden, Im charging you five gold a month! Good, negotiationpleted. Even though Id added an extra three gold into the demand, Wataru just smiled and ced the gold coins on the table. You nned on paying that much from the start, didnt you? Haah. Oh well. The one who said how much was me and he did pay it. Ill just have to keep my word. Isnt this great, Shikina-chan? Make sure to call Kehma-san Master from now on. Yes! Thank you very much, Wataru-sensei! I look forward to learning from you, Master Kehma! Immediately after Shikina bowed, Rokuko burst into the room were were in with an amazing force. Rokukos face was red, did she hear that embarrassing stuff from a bit ago? Kehmaaaaaaa! I need to talk to you!! What a coincidence, I need to talk to you too. Now then, how should I start exining yeah, Im getting a headache. Footnotes: Sally-san is, in Keimas words, a Living Armor Onee-san. One of Hakus party members. Return Her family name, Kukkoro, is a pun off of a hentai trope. Kukkorose, Kuh, kill me! As in Let me die with honor, not as some sex ve! Return 2,000,000 yen ~ $20,000. Chapter 264 Guess Were Having Some Duels? Come to think of it, I should make the dungeon go even deeper, shouldnt I? Lets make a haniwa, a haniwa, I say! I started thinking about that in attempt to escape reality. I wonder if, in my attempt to do so, I instinctively started thinking about ways to strengthen my shut-in lifestyle. So Kehma, you dont really, umm, want to assault me or anyone with a goblin or something like that, right? Obviously, she just went off and said that herself. Sir! I did not! Master told me to say it! Oh shut up, I get why you were fired from the knights. Sir! I will be silent and not say anything I dont need to! Haaah, well alright. I trust Kehma. And so I was able to quickly clear up the misunderstanding with Rokuko. Thanks for trusting me. So, whos? Did something troublesomee along? Wataru, whats the meaning of this? Oh, nice, you didnt ignore me. Weeeell, to be honest, this girl heres my acquaintances daughter and Im wanting Kehma-san to train her. It is Kehma-san, after all. Rokuko-san, you think Kehma-sans amazing too yeah? Eh? Yeah, thats Kehma-san for you. Kehma-san is so amazing you cant help but feel like relying on him right? Well, thats Kehma-san for you. Fufufu. Rokuko started to take pride in it, like he was talking about her. I do feel like hes cheating me, but Ill just keep quiet and see what happens since her epting me taking on the girl as an apprentice is convenient. Man, Watarus gotten pretty good at this too. Oh well then I guess, we can house her in the inn though shes not to go into the Vige Chiefs house, itd put Kehmas chastity at sake. Isnt it great, Shikina-chan? We got Rokuko-sans permission too! Sir! Thank you so much, Rokuko-dono! Looks like their discussion wrapped itself up. * I decided to introduce the newbie to everyone else. Rokuko went to her room after saying that she was going to make a new shift table incorporating Shikina and Wataru headed off to get in the hot spring, so neither of them were present. Rei, Kinue-san, and Nerune were all currently working, so I put off introducing her to them and thankfully, everyone else was already gathered in the backyard. When I went there, Meat and Setsuna seemed to have just finished having a practice duel and were epting towels and water bottles from Ichika and Nayuta. Oh, Goshujin-sama. Yae to check out the trainin? Or maybe ya came to do somethin indecent~? Why would you think that Cause I heard that passionate scream a bit ago, wonder what that was about? Hmm? Meat nodded deeply, following up on Ichikas remarks. Ah, so it was audible outside after all? Well, I guess I realized that after Rokuko came bursting in. That was just a misunderstanding. Uhh, well, it turned into us getting a new resident. Watarus acquaintances daughter. Sir! I am my excellent fathers, Dyne Kukkoros, eldest daughter, Shikina Kukkoro! I have be Master Kehmas apprentice! Pleased to meet you! She said that shed do anything, so Im going to have her work at the inn. Please teach her how to after this. Heeh, anythin? When I asked her exactly what she meant, it turned into what you heard earlier Ichika, please stop grinning like that, I dont n on doing any of that. Whaaat, I thought youd finally got some interest in someone other than Rokuko-sama or Meat-senpai though! I dont get what youre talking about By the way, did you two just have a duel? I would like to take part too! Ooh! You talk the talk, can you walk the walk!? Ill take you on then! You use a weapon? We have wooden swords. As our resident battle junkie, Setsuna pounced on her offer like a wolf. She sure is pretty energetic after just finishing a duel with Meat. I will ept your offer and use a wooden sword. I will show you a Raverio Imperial Knights swordsmanship! I may look as I do but I was once a knight, I am confident in my skill! I wont hold back then! Setsuna took a stance. Standing opposite her, Shikina held up her wooden sword and did the same. Iming! Yep, me toooh right, Im Setsuna, heya. Even though the duel already began, Shikina was quickly defeated. I-I admit defeat I cannot move my arms nor my legs. How should I put it? Youre way too formal, way too easy to fight. I have heard that very thing for a long time, it is my pride! No, thats not apliment Setsuna-dono is much too strong. I may look as I do, but I have been told that I have the potential to be around B-Rank. Oh? Why not try fighting me next then? I can only fight at a C-Rank level though. Yes, please! Excuse me, what was your name? Shes Nayuta, my voluptuously boing boing little sister! My best regards, Setsuna-donos voluptuously boing boing little sister Nayuta-dono! Im voluptuously boing boing? The next one she challenged was Nayuta. I didnt think she was much of a fighter, but I guess she can? Thats a bit unexpected. By the way, nobody denied Setsunas im of her sister being voluptuously boing boing. The result was Nayutas perfect victory. She took a distance from her opponent, threw stones, sand, kept mercilessly aiming for her eyes, used magic, as well as use other sneaky and cruel methods, resulting in her perfect victory. Ugwoooh, my eyes, my eeeeeyes! Underhanded. As expected of Nayuta, underhanded. Heal this persons wounds, [Healing]. Aaah, phew. Thank you, Master I-I should have been able to Yeah, you could have won if you were able to properly exhibit your potential. That is right! I have the potential! No, shes saying that she defeated you that soundly because she kept you from doing anything. Maybe Id be a good opponent? Ah, Im Ichika, yo. Sir! Please do! And thus is was a fight against Ichika this time. The fight went on with them feeling like their strength was evenly match. But in the end, Ichika came out on top. I-I admit defeat Phew. Its amusin ya got caught by that feint. I think yad get stronger if you could handle em. Father said that to me many times! Feints are my eternal homework! No, that means youre supposed to ovee them. I used [Healing] on her again, just in case. I will bring shame upon the imperial knights if I cant th-then I just need to win at least once, right! Tiny one! Have a duel with me! Okay. Fine. I will not go easy on you! It goes without saying, but the result of her duel with Meat ended in Meatsplete victory. Whyyyy!? No, Kuro-chan heres so strong she can win against me maybe three out of every five bouts now. Haha, Senpais kiddy looks made ya underestimate her huh? Eh, Meats gotten strong enough to win against Setsuna? Kids grow up so fast. I pat Meat gently on the head. Her ears and tail wiggled. W-wasnt Setsuna-dono the strongest one here? Eh? If you want to talk about the strongest person among us, thatd be Vige Chief Kehma. I lost against him and have never won. What!? As expected of Master! We agreed that that was a draw Chapter 265 (Nothing Really Happens) For me to be the weakest Having been thoroughly defeated by the duels, Shikina seemed to havepletely lost confidence in herself. I dont think I can help her when ites tobat, so Ill leave it to those four. Shell get stronger sooner orter just by dueling them. And if she doesnt, I dunno. I became her master, but uhh, I wasnt told what to do. In other words, if I feel like it, I can just insist Im the sleeping master and y asleep! What, you dont have to be strong. You came to me to learn, didnt you? Now that you mention it, thats true! And she quickly pepped back up. Her ability to be so positive is a little enviable. * A little whileter, I introduced her to Rei and the others. She was surprised to see Nerus doll (a golem possessed by the ring subus) sitting at the counter, but she was able to greet her. I was relieved that she didnt assault her right off the bat for being a monster. Nerune-dono and Neru-dono have simr names, I might mix them up! It looks like Shikina is the type of person to say whatevers on her mind. I guess thats just another reason why she was forced to resign from being a knight. By the way, Master Will Shikina-san be another body pillow? Its not as though youve ever called for us, though ording to Rei, the dining room also heard Shikinas shouts from earlier. In other words, it appears that most of the inns guests heard it. Uwaah, theres going to be more rumors now. Like the Brute Vige Chief or Erotic Vige Chief. I dont understand what youre talking about. Besides, you know that with the way you said that, it could be taken as you and the others wanting to be body pillows right? Ah, no, umm. Right, thats not what I, uhh It might be presumptuous of me, but I think the orderumm, her rank is important. Wait, she really wants to be my body pillow? The top rank bes my body pillow? What the heck lead to that, oi. Its just that Ive known Meat for a while and shes convenient, it has nothing to do with body pillows. Master Kehma, Rei-dono and the others certainly wish to be body pillows! Rei-dono wishes to be embraced and she indeed has aura of a good girl. Kinue-dono seems soft and fluffy, as well as have the smell about her of freshly baked bread. Nerune-dono is both simple and cute however, she smells of medicine. And since Neru-dono smells of iron, you may be able to have fun dreaming of a battlefield. You may be crushed if she turns over in bed, though. You can shut up now? Sir! I will now shut up and not say anything that I shouldnt! Youve already said plenty enough seriously. Although it may be a misunderstanding on my part, I generally dont intend on using anyone but Meat as my body pillow. Yes, I understand. Rei suddenly bowed her head. By the way, I used [generally] there because Rokuko sometimeses along. After the partner deration thing, she sometimeses bringing the godlyforter with her. But Im afraid of that divine retribution, so I dont use the godlyforter. I just stroke it and enjoy the best touch sensation in the world please spare me, please Rokuko always tells me its OK because were partners, but she doesnt have any basis for it. Come to think of it, Nerune-dono is Wataru-senseis sweetheart, isnt she? She has a simple cuteness to her! I understand why Wataru-sensei likes her. Heeeh~, is that so~? It is! There have been many instances of self-proimeddies always attempting to dress up for him in the capital. He has had me make appearances to act as repents against them. I see~, Shikina-san, please tell me more about that~ Understood! Ooh? Is Nerune actually interested in Wataru? No, shes probably just thinking about ways to extort information from him. Nerune looks like a pure country girl, but shes actually a ck-bellied miss. Itll definitely give us new information on the imperial capital and the hero. Aah, so good. Like that, Wataru, havinge to enjoy the hot spring, was quickly toyed around with by Nerune. Thanks for the meal. * Haah, today was incredibly enlightening Really? Thats good. At the end of the day, I was drinking tea in the inns employee lounge. It had a Japaneseyout with a kotatsu over tatami mats, so it was cosy. Well, nows not the time of year for a full kotatsu, so it was just a thin sheet. It was still a kotatsu, though. The heating function itself was off, of course. Maybe I should make it have a cooling function, too? Guess its around time for me to head back to my room and get some sleep. Oh, you are going to bed? I shall apany you. And just as I got out from under the kotatsu, Shikina did the same. Huh? Why? Thats strange, Shikina should already have a room of her own prepared, whats she saying? It is so that I can study each and every one of Masters actions by sleeping in the same room? It troubles me that you say that so naturally But that teenyKuroinu-dono is alright? With that, Shikina pointed to Meat, who was standing next to me. Meat is alright, shes Meat. She is my super important body pillow, after all. Moreover, Kuroinu-dono herself said that shes gotten stronger since she began to sleep with you! Its true that Meats definitely gotten stronger sincest year, but theres no causal rtionship between that and her sleeping with me there isnt, right? Its just thanks to the clothes golem, right? I nced over to Meat. She, either due to knowing what I was thinking or not, nodded. Yep, she definitely doesnt know what I want to say. Rather, Rokuko said that you arent to enter the Vige Chiefs House. Give it up. Sir! Come to think of it, she did say that. I shall give it up! Shikina returned to the room prepared for her when I said that. Her ludicrous honesty and obedience made her give it up so quickly that it felt almost like she was scheming something. By the way, she really did give up. The next day came without anything happening. Chapter 266 Wanna Go to the Dungeon? Master Kehma! What will we be doing today!? Well be diving into the dungeon. I decided to try out taking Shikina into the dungeon in hopes that shed be the person I can push whatever jobs Gozoh brings to me about heading into the dungeon. By the way, Im bringing along Meat as well, making us a three-person party. Its just a stroll for Meat and I though. This is the first time Ill be going into a dungeon! I have exterminated monsters on many asions, though! That so? Well, make sure to keep an eye out for traps. Yes, of cou-I sprained my ankle! Oi. I just told you. Helping Shikina out of the pitfall trap, I used [Healing] on her. Could you not get caught by a trap immediately after I tell you not to? I am ashamed. I wouldnt be hurt like this if I had my magic sword. Magic sword? They can have functions as convenient as that? My beloved sword, Sion, has the effect of being able to negate damage. Eh, isnt that game breaking? Why not use it if its that useful? So I can use it!? Ill use it then. With that, Shikina unsheathed the sword at her waist. It was a steel sword. Its handle was fitted with a tear-shaped blue magic stone. So this is Sion, then? I have been told to avoid using it if at all possible. Does it have a huge downside to it? Like you take all of the damage it negatester on? Nothing like that. Its just that my clothes take the damage when I am hit. Using my sprained ankle from before as an example Id have holes in my socks. So in other words, the sword transfers the damage to her clothing. The f*ck is that magic sword!? Also, if I take a fatal hit it causes me to immediately be naked. What a powerful magic sword, very powerful It certainly is useful, but it is not a sword a father would want his daughter to use. Obviously! Well, when youre on the battlefield, Id just end up dead if I worried about being naked, so I use it freely! Y-yeah. Just be careful, yeah? Ah, hold up, that doors Huh? Uwaaah!? Stabbed by a sword that popped through the door, a portion of her clothing disappeared. Even though it was her upper body that took the hit, what took the damage was her skirt. Its true that it keeps her body unharmed, but isnt she going to steadily run out of clothes at this rate? Shikina, stay behind Meat and I. Meat, please teach her about these traps. I-I will. Thank you, senpai. Okay. First off Then, even with Meats guidance, one thing lead to another and she got caught in another trap, dealing serious damage to her skirt. Howd that even happen? It happened while I was helping her, Im sorry. Kuh, please dont look so intently, Master! Fidgeting around, Shikina hid her underwear with her hands. Even Meat looked apologetic no, Meat, you did well. Its her fault for getting caught in a trap, not yours. Well, hide your underwear at least. Here, use this. Uuu, thank you. But Master, I dont mind if its you peeking. Sure, seeing her thighs peeking through her tattered skirt is charming, but Im not starving for it or anything. What I pulled out from my satchel (what I secretly bought with DP) and passed to Shikina was a cloth to tie around her waist. Master is well prepared its almost as if you knew that my skirt would be torn! Dont say something so weird. I only brought the cloth in case we had to bandage an arm or use as a tourniquet or something. Rather, why dont you bring spare clothes if yours break so easily? Oh! Thats a good idea! Idiot. Thats the obvious thing to do if youre worried about your clothes breaking. As long as I have recement clothes, I can take as much damage as I want! As expected of Master! Ill immediately buy more when we return. Yeah, just make sure to buy old, secondhand stuff. Think of them as your remaining lives. Remaining lives! What an urate phrase! In other words, so long as I have remaining lives, I dont need to worry about traps! No, you shouldnt fall for traps in the first ce. Pay attention to them! With that, I noticed two goblins somewhat near us. She was defeated in all of the duels yesterday, so lets see if we cant raise her spirit by having her fight off goblins, the representatives of all small fry monsters. Oi, there are goblinsing from over there. Can you take them yourself? Sir! I can! Urging the goblins over to be sacrifices, I urged Shikina to prepare for a fight. The two goblins soon arrived. Iming! Deeeeryaaa! Gobu!? The first goblin was cut cleanly in two, beautifully even. The second goblin, seeing that, brandished its club. Toooooryaaaa! The goblin blocked her sword with its club. However, Magic Sword Sion broke through it and cut through the goblinor not. A weirdly disagreeable sound echoing out, Shikina took a step back. Guh!? Dang! Oi, werent you supposed to have the potential for a B-Rank? What are you struggling against a goblin for? Th-this is nothing! Seeeiya! Following the sound of metal passing through flesh, the goblins head fell off. Its headless body fell to the floor. I won! Yeah So, what was that strange sound? It sounded like it came from your sword. Ugu. Its as you say. It may have cracked from the battle just now When I took a look, there was a crack about half the swords width from hitting the club. Yes, it will break after just one or two more full-strength swings. Thats even though its such a great magic sword. Unfortunate. Really. I wont be able to use it until tomorrow, now. Hm? It repairs? Sion breaking happens a lot. It will repair so long as I re-sheathe it. The heck. It can even repair itself? So cool wait. You said that sword breaks often? Yes. It will break as soon as I attempt to cut through something too hard, so I have to make sure it slices through cleanly. Is it made of ss or something? Now all I can think about is her equipment growing tattered and her sword breaking with a [Shiiing], leaving her unhurt due to its effect. So that means iron golems and the like are basically your worst match-up? Irons alright if I cut through it. Personally, I find goblin clubs to be much more difficult to handle. Rather, golems are easy. Itd break if I ever made a mistake though. She just said that cutting through iron is easy. What. As an aside, it sounds like Meats able to cut through iron as well. You two are amazing. Chapter 267 Yeah, Lets Go to the Dungeon Right, so why dont you dual wield swords? Two, swords!? I would be twice as strong! Simple girl, two-sword style isnt so simple. Theres various matters to it, like physical strength. But just to have her try it, I lent her the golem de that was my reserve weapon. However, it didnt work out well when she tried swinging it. Hmm, Im still not used to it. Fighting with just one sword is ingrained in me ah. During one of her swings, the golem de broke in half. It was practically new, but it just suddenly happened is it one of Sions effects? Looks like two-sword styles impossible for her. Sion seems to be a rather jealous magic sword. Itd probably break anything that doesnt have [Indestructible] or something simr. I-I broke Masters magic sword! Yeah. Dont worry about it though. Ill bill you for that separately. Y-youre demanding money for it even though you just said to not worry!? Youre rich, its not like you need to be frugal. In that case, I-Ill pay with my body! The moment Shikina dered that, Meat nonchntly stood between Shikina and I. No. Umm senpai? Why? No. It is my burden to bear, I cannot trouble my house! No. M-Master! I patted Meat on the head and poked Shikina on the forehead. Dont sell your body so cheaply. Ill let you off until youre sessful in your career. If you dont want to trouble your house, make sure topensate me yourself. Y-yes! Meat, you have noints either, yeah? Goshujin-sama. Hmm? Whats up? If you make a move on someone, I think there is already someone you should do so for first. I-is she talking about Rokuko? She is my partner, after all. After that, we went hunting for an iron golem for Shikina to carry back under the guise of training. [Body Enhancement]! Fuuuunu! I honestly expected it to be impossible for her to carry back the human-sized lump of iron, but she was able to shoulder its weight through the help of her skill. She had to re-cast it every thirty seconds though. Even Gozoh, a dwarf, has to use a cart. Skills are amazing. Maybe its also possible that Shikinas simplicity is amazing? * Well, this and that happened, but we figured out that itll be useful for us to acquire a massive amount of clothing. Also, I should be able to push off Gozohs iron golem hunting to Shikina. Hmm. Rokuko came to my room, so I told her about what happened today. By the way, Shikina copsed out of exhaustion after bringing the iron golem back out of the dungeon. As expected, using the [Body Enhancement] skill in rapid session like that was hard on her body. I asked Ichika about it, she said that normally its a bad thing to not allow for some cooldown time. I decided to let her rest for the day. Hey, Kehma. When you, umm, when you saw Shikinas clothes tear up y-you didnt get excited, right? Nope, not at all. She doesnt have an ounce of seductiveness to her at all, unfortunately. Even though the base materials are so nice Yeah. Blonde elf, (former) female knight, boobs, butt, and great legs even though theyre all so good, her mouth ruins it all. Shed be cute if she just shut up. I took another look at Rokuko. Blonde hair, a doubly tasty existence for being able to be big despite being a loli right now, white knee socks going up her legs, and well-shaped feet. She even has a cute red tint on the sole of her foot (important). By the way, what I like about feetthe soles in particris the [Padding] portion. The ce that looks like tiny meatballs on cats and dogs. I love rounded toes and the plump area right where they meet the footah. I got caught up by the seeing them up so close. Got off topic there I really cant overstate how squishy and great they look. Rokuko also has some great materials~ What, so I have something you dont like as well? Out with it. No, not really, Rokuko. Honestly, Im not dissatisfied at all. Shes adorable and I dont dislike her slightly foolish personality. Shes also a straightforward, hardworking person. Her good points have been increasingtely, too. Theres a difference in our lifespans, but that just means shed look young for my entire life yeah? Id feel guilty for dying first, but my time wille when ites. And above all, shes said that she likes me. Yep, to be honest, I like Rokuko too. However, she has a super scary Onee-san whoes as a package deal. Im pretty sure that Haku-san will be watching me so long as Im inside the empire. In that case, it might be a good idea for me to leave the country. Ive also had Wakoku on my mind for a while. Hey, Rokuko want to go on a trip to another country this time? Eh, Kehma? Are you alright? Do you have a fever? Have you been sleeping? Is me saying something like that so strange? Yeah! Kehma, you dont even leave your bed if you can avoid it. Theres no way youd say something like going to another country without a good reason. A smile appeared on my face. She reeeeally gets me. Right, maybe Im feeling a bit off because of that stupid elf. Maybe Ill turn in for the day. Ah, want to use the Godly Comforter then? I cane too if its right now. Using it without you there is scary By the way, I tried out having a goblin use the godlyforter on its own as an experiment. It dried up and died. Even though Rokuko said that itd be alright so long as she gave permission. ording to her, she said that she didnt want anyone other than me to use it but its so dangerous that I dont want to use it so easily. Hey, could we sleep together today? Separate beds. Bring your own. By the way, Kehma, please tell me about what that OOO thing the elf said is~ Mmm, dont say that word, its vulgar. Particrly in front of Haku-san, thats definitely a no. If you really want to know about it, ask Ichika No, I might get killed because of Ichika then? Rokuko, please stay pure, please. Chapter 268 The Waitress and a Secret Today, Shikina was waiting tables in the dining room. Can this disappointing elf actually do her job properly and take the shifts Rokuko set for her? I had my doubts about that, so I decided to observe her through Menu-sans monitor function. Thank you for waiting! With a bang, Shikina ced a set meal on the table. Seeing that, Ichika, the one working together with her as her teacher, drew an eyebrow. Cmon Shikina, would it hurt to do it a bit more carefully? Yer not doin it right at all. Sir! Understood! With that, she ced the next one down carefully. In fact, she did it so carefully that it took her almost thirty seconds to put the dishes on the table ever-so-soundlessly. Slow! Do it faster! Do it carefully and quickly! Sir! Understood! With that, she alternated between going too slow and too hard back and forth until finally settling into doing it with just the right mix of both. Alright! Dont forget how ya did that! Sir! Thank you very much, instructor! Shikina spoke and saluted her. The guest adventurers all started to p for some reason. I guess they see Shikina giving it her all at being a waitress favorably. Maaan, how cute. Ya got a boyfriend? I-I dont have a boyfriend, but I am Master Kehmas apprentice! An elf huh? Pretty rare around these parts, whered yae from? The imperial capital! I came to be Master Kehmas apprentice! You got a nice ass there, I wanna p it around. The only person who can p me around is Master Kehma! Shikina even answered the adventurers questions with her all. The Vige Chief again, eh? I know, right? All of the viges beauties flock to Kehma-san. At least share one of them with us And so some hate got directed toward me. The elfs just saying all that on her own, cut it out. Besides, theres that Guild Receptionist-san if you want a beauty, so its not like theyre all just going for me. Ooooh? Dear customer, ya sure ya should be sayin that? Theres female adventurers too. They all got men though! How bout doin what Roppus veteran group does? Theyre makin a name for themselves for training neers, so if ya teach some new girls ya might just get to kiss em. But wouldnt they still be vignt against people sayin they want to teach em? Ichika grinned. Which! Is! Why! Ya take amission for training newbies from the guild! They should have a bit of confidence in ya if its done through the guild. Well, yall have to actually do the job but then ya getta be a cool senior adventurer to em yeah? !! Im going to go take amission, be back in a bit. Oi, Im not about to let ya get a head start on me! Have fun~,e again~ After listening to Ichika, several of the adventurers who were lounging about the dining room stood up and ran out without even finishing their food. A certain female adventurer (with a boyfriend) spoke to Ichika. Hey, Ichika-san. The new adventurer trainingmissions you mentioned, whats the chances they actually get put in charge of a new girl? I wonder~? Thosemissions usually get assigned to people the same sex, so I guess itll just depend if theres an uneven number? But theres been a loooot of newbiesin recently~, maybe theyll hit it big and win~ So how much is the guild paying you for referrals? Thats a secret~ Ichika grinned at her with a toothy smile. It looks like she just made a profit. Instructor, what did she mean about referrals? I set up a thing with em to get people to do the trainingmissions for a small fee ah, keep this secret from Goshujin-sama! Kay? I understand, sir! Ichika, just when did you set up that advertising agreement? Well, its not like I really mind her trying to earn some pocket money. Shell probably just use it all on slots and food anyway. * So with all that, it looks like Shikinas actually able to work as a waitress, but can she protect Ichikas secret? Note that Id told Ichika to tell Shikina some secret and have her keep quiet about it to me. As Shikina will be living with us for a while, her ability to keep a secret is something Im wanting to confirm. I need to know how much I have to hide from Shikina about the dungeon. Well, I dont exactly intend to tell her the secret even if shes able to keep it, but its a matter about whether Ill have to refrain from using the menu in the inns hallways. And I guess itll affect how we handle things if she finds out? I called Shikina over to the lounge and asked her for a report of what she did today. Hey, Shikina. Is there something youre hiding from me? Something that Im hiding? Shikina inclined her head and put her fingers to her lips. Umm, not really oh, right. My panties today are white! Do you want to take a look? Saying that, Shikina unhesitatingly flipped up her skirt. Yep, theyre white. Disappointing elf is disappointing. Thats not what I mean. Like if Ichika were keeping something from me for instance. Oh yeah, I didnt report it because she said that it was a secret, but she told me something about referral fees! Shikina spilled the beans all too quickly. She didnt even try to hide it. What a talkative mouth she has. Didnt Ichika tell you to not say anything? She did say that, but not going against your superiors orders ismon sense. Wasnt Ichika your superior? You are the owner of authority here, Master Kehma. Therefore, Master Kehmas word isw. I see, so she goes by rank. For Shikina, everythings divided by rank. You follow those above you. Shes like a dog. By that standard, who is the topmost rank for you? Sir! I have sworn my loyalty o my country, so that would be the emperor! So if I told you a secret and if the emperor ordered you to tell them, you would? Sir! It is as you say! If the emperor told you to kill civilians, would you? Sir! I would kill them! Seriously? You couldve hesitated at least a little. That even causes me to pull back a little. Incidentally, every knight in the imperial knight orders are of the same heart! An imperial knight ces orders above even friends and family. Heeh? Well, youre not exactly a knight right now though. M-my heart is still that of a knight! Yeah, I know. I have to hide everything rted to the dungeon from Shikina. By the way, I recall that there was a guy who tried to destroy the dungeon core despite knowing it would go against imperial orders. He was taken care of in the end, but theres no way theyre all as united as Shikina said. At the very least, I should teach her enough so that she can keep secrets from those above her. Right now shes no different from a golem, unable to think about anything for herselfno, a golems actually better. A golem wouldnt say something better left unsaid. Right lets also have her learn how at least be ashamed or conceal herself enough that shell have some sex appeal to her. Enough that therell be some noble who picks her up even if she cant return to the knight order. I established my policies on Shikinas educational n. Chapter 269 The Disappointing Elf and a Lie Detector Several dayster, I decided to educate Shikina. To be specific about what I taught her, there were the things youd learn in elementary school like arithmetic andplex words, lessons about morals for when my brains exhausted, and how to impersonate sensible speech and conduct. Me teaching her mainly about feeling shy and not using vulgar words was very different subject matter from Japanese morals, but thanks to that, Shikinas even felt like shese to be a proper person recently. As an aside, Meat was there for the morals lessons as well. Its just that her having to take those sses alone wouldve been too pitiful, its not like Im trying to say that Meat didnt know how to be embarrassed or anything. Shes usually my body pillow though. Rei and Nerune were present for the arithmetic andnguage lessons! Well, it happened on a certain day a whileter. Kehma. Havent you only been thinking about Shikinately? Now that you say it like that huh. I have. So you prefer upfront lewdness like that elf after all? No way. No way. At least, I shouldnt? Its true that Ive been thinking about Shikina so much recently that it feels like I havent been sleeping as much. No, its not just a feeling. My daily sleeping hours has definitely reduced between one and two hours. Im going to die fromck of sleep if I dont do something. But you sleep eight hours a day as well as take naps? Honestly, isnt waking up early like youve been recently actually healthier? Getting up earlier? Hold up. I, I, have been waking up early? Yeah, to look after that elf. I was aghast. For me, someone who would take going back to sleep over having three meals in a day to wake up early? Theres something wrong happening here. Is it something Shikina did? No, it has to be her. Did her blunt eroticism stimte my desire, upsetting the bnce between my three major desires and damage my sleep!? Shikina is causing it? Shouldnt you ask her if you want to know? I have to ask her straight up about it * Iming! Yeah. And it somehow turned into us having a duel. If it was before, she would have been like [I will answer any of Masters questions! You want to know my three sizes? Measure them for me please, for I dont know them!] or something, but now she negotiated it into [I will answer you if you can defeat me in a duel!]. They grow up so quick. Its still annoying, though. So because of that, Shikina and I are alone in the inns backyard. Meat and Setsuna wanted to spectate, but I refused them. The reason I gave was that I didnt want to expose my skills, but thats just part of the truth. My movements are only done through the clothes golem, after all. Itd just be annoying if my movements always being the exact same were exposed. Setting aside Meat, I definitely dont want Setsuna to see. By the way, Shikinas wearing clothes that are easy to move in, a gym uniform and bloomers she got from Setsuna. A blonde elf in bloomers how should I put it? Its like we reached a level of cosy thats never been done before. Ah, one second. What is it? If you win the duel, Ill cancel tomorrows lessons. Think of it as a holiday. What!? A holiday!? But if I win, Ill give you a bean paste roll as a freebie. A bean paste roll!! W-why isnt that if I win!? So that itll be easier for me to win, duh. By the way, among all of the set meals and sweet rolls, the bean paste roll is Shikinas favorite. And Ill have you answer the question I asked. Umumu, then if I win, Ill be Master Kehmas body pillow! Refused. If you win, you only get the day off. How bold as expected of Master! Ah, but theres no one here, are you intending to say this never happened? Dont worry, I keep my promises. Shikina held up her wooden sword. Seeing that, I held mine up and left the rest to the clothes golem and its support. Like that, I instantly defeated Shikina with Mishas movements. An A-Rank adventurer grapplers movements. My sword? It was just for show. I tossed it after the first hit. Mishas mimicked style is stronger. Stupid, did you think that I would use a sword since I was holding one!? Naive! I-I lost However, its only mimicking the way Misha moved, so even the feints are fixed. If I ever have a second duel with Setsuna, Im sure that Ill be defeated quickly enough. I should still be able to fight a few more times if theyre all instakills like this one though. I can basically only wreck someone that thoroughly on the first time they see the move. Ill give you the bean paste roll along with the holiday tomorrow. Isnt that great~? Uuu, you doing that for me even though I lost makes me so happy! When I patted Shikinas head, she smiled in delight. She really has quit with most of her horrid behavior recently. So Master, what is it that you wanted to ask? My three sizes? Then from the top, eighty- As soon as I let my guard down! No. And you actually know your own sizes? Of course I do. Its required for me to order armor. Come to think of it, this girl goes through armor like its nothing because of her sword, huh. What I want to as is, Shikina, what are you scheming? Scheming? I am aiming for the role of Masters body pillow and not really anything else! That so? Take a look at this then. As I said that, I took out a certain something. It was a crystal ball small enough to fit in my hand with a bit of extra space. It was transparent right then, but it would glow red under certain conditions. This is a magic tool that sees through lies. Oh, you know of it? I am a knight. Yes, its a lie-detection magic tool I bought from the catalog for 50,000 DP. By the way, each time it glows red froming across a lie, it takes a magic stone that costs 50 DP. Best of all, we dont have any problems with our current ie. At least not for using it to question Shikina. Dont lie. If you lie, no bean paste roll for you. What!? How cruel! Thats a normal punishment for lying actually, its going easy on you. Mumumu so, Master, now that youve taken out such an exquisite magic tool, what do you intend to ask!? Even if you ask me who took my first time, I am not yet able to answer! As soon as I let my guard down, you go back to being Whatever. I pushed a magic stone into the magic tool. Seeing the magic stone be swallowed up like that despite it being solid when I touch it is so weird. Well, lets confirm a few things first. Shikina, are you a man or a woman? I am a woman. The crystal ball didnt shine. Yep, I know that. By the way, the annoying part is that its impossible to tell what the person themselves recognizes as fact. For example, if Shikinas body was that of a man but her mind was a womans, it wouldnt have lit up. Do you hold any ill will towards me? None that I can think of Please dont ask me something so cruel. It didnt light up there either? Her not having any is a good thing. However, it caused Shikina to look dejected. Sorry, but this is necessary. The crystal ball didnt light up, so it must be true. I understand and I will answer honestly, so please continue to ask me questions! By the way, it would glow if I said a lie right now, too. Its range of effect is five meters. Its possible to distinguish between who tells the lie by which part of it lights up. Did someone order you toe here? Yes. My father also said that I should learn how to be dishonest from Master Kehma. It still didnt cause the ball to light up, but yeah, what was that? Father also? Did anyone else order you to? The First Chivalric Orders Commander Sally-sama said that I shoulde learn from Master Keima too! She said that I cane back to the order once I learn from you! Ah. Thats suspicious. Chapter 270 The Disappointing Elf and a Lie Detector (2) I decided to ask her about that. Lets see, by Sally, are you talking about one of the party members of the Dungeon Breakers, the group lead by the White Goddess? I am. Rather, I heard that Sally-sama and Kehma-sama are close friends. Hahahah, were not close at all. What about you drinking alcohol together? That didnt happen. The crystal orb shined toward me. Nice, it detected my lie. Just as I thought it would! Ahem. I put another magic stone into it. Haah, I wound up wasting one. Master, does this mean that I wont be getting a bean paste roll now? Nah, Ill not count that. Thats good then, but I never expected that Master and Sally-sama would be drinking buddies I wouldnt say were friends, exactly. The light didnt shine red towards me. Now then, lets reveal the truth. Alright then, I get that you arent holding any ill-will against me so tell me about your situation in a bit more detail. You understand that I hold no ill-will against you, yet you still wish to continue? I just want to check the facts. Even if you arent malicious, there is the possibility of you being used Do you have any skills that affect others minds or bodies? Skills that effect others I have [Body Enhancement]! I can apply it on others, but the effect is weakened. Have you ever used it on me? I have not. It didnt shine red. Hmm, guess that was the truth. Did she say it in a way that could have avoided something? Do you have no others? Mmm, I do not Is it that you cannot think of some other skill? I do not understand! At the very least, I only feel like doing something with Master Kehma! It didnt shine red. Wait, doing something? Huh? Master, I like you to the point that I would like to be your hug pillow See? It didnt shine red. Im telling the truth~ Shikina grinned. And just as she said, the orb didnt shine at all. Shes being serious? Seriously? But I have Rokuko, I refuse. You have Kuroinu-dono as well, so isnt it alright so long as its about being your hug pillow? Its because Meat is my daughter! The crystal orb shone red. At me. I-I guess calling my hug pillow my daughter was a bit much~? Or perhaps I should have said my pet? Yep, thats it. I got caught~ I dont think that would be a good thing if it were true. Kuh! Pretend that didnt happen! Master, Ill keep quiet about it if you test me out as your hug pillow for one night. Woah, the heck? Did she just ckmail me? They grow up so fast I pretended to add another magic stone. Youre getting better, but Shikina, that was just an act. What!? Then your lust toward Kuroinu-dono I have none. It didnt react? That was close I really like Meats legs, it definitely wouldve reacted if I actually put another stone into it. I stealthily deposited a magic stone into it from inside my sleeve by using the magic arm golem I had on. So to return to the topic at hand, please tell me more about the orders you received from Sally-san. My orders were to learn [Underhandedness] and [Unfairness] from you, Master. Exactly as Id heard before? Nothing else was said to you? Anything, like maybe a way for you to act around me? Mmm oh,e to think of it, she said that if you refused my begging, I should try coaxing you in various ways Coaxing me? Yes Master, I want you to make me your hug pillow. That way, I can hear everything you say. With that, Shikina looked at me with upturned eyes, her index finger ced on her lips and her eyebrows pressed closer into a pouting look as if to say [Wont you, please?]. This beautiful elf can have quite a bit of destructiveness to her if she puts her mind to it. I refuse. Rather, see? Thats their scheme Their scheme? Yeah. This probably has Haku-sans hand in it. So her goal is probably A honey trap. 1 Seduction to further ones goals? I was sent here for that purpose? Shikina was so surprised, her eyes opened wide. Understandable. She was being used as someone elses pawn. Moreover, it was her idol, the knightsmander, doing it. Following that, Shikina shut her eyes tight and quivered guess it was a huge deal to her. I shouldfort her, as her master So in other words, this body of mine is useful for the Empire! I am so happy! Wow, she was just super happy. The heck is with this girl, shes even given her body to the Empire. Like, the orb didnt shine at all, oi. But isnt your chance at a honey trap wrecked now that its been exposed? Oh no!? Master, Master, could you please do something with your supreme might!? Obviously not? W-Well, its still not for certain that my purpose here was for seduction. Im sure that my main goal here is to learn from you, Master. Probably. I believe in it. Definitely! Aaand shes back to trembling. I will attempt to contact Sally-sama. I just remembered that I was given writing paper for times like this. I was originally told to use it when I had achieved sufficient results, though Perfect for honey trap-use. Yep. Right. I dont know what Sally-san was thinking about when she sent you, but for now Ill assume it was for your education I have been paid, after all. Yes! Thank you in advance again, Master! However, to prevent excessive contact between us, I will leave the majority of your education from here on to Ichika and Meat. I would prefer for you to teach me yourself, Master Yeah Ill teach you in the afternoon between three and five, less than now. I should have a bit of my sleep time back now. By the way, the vige has clock golems that I arranged to be findable in the dungeon, they could be found here and there now. Unlike Sia, they dont ring every hour. This means that the sound of ringing bells will never disrupt my sleep. Theres also rare drop version of the watch golem, a pocket watch-type. Muu, alright then Well, thats that Ill be getting back to my work now. Sir! Do your best at your wor ah. The crystal orb shined red. At me. FFS. Now she knows Im just going to sleep. Do you n on going to sleep? Then please use me! I said no, you honey trapper. Now get back to your work in the inn. Lets just assume that Shikina was sent here as a honey trapper from here on out. Shikina never told a single lie the whole way through, did she? Ill have to give her a bean paste roll and the day off. Telling Shikina to head to the inns reception desk and switch with Meat, I headed back to my room. Now then, time to get back to sleep~ Chapter 271 Visitors Several days after Shikina wrote the letter, a certain big shot came to our inn. So, just as I was about to take my siesta, Ichika came to get me to greet the person at our inns reception area. Long time no see, Kehma-san. It looks like youre doing well. She was loud that is, the forty or fifty kilos of silvery full te body armor she wore was loud. Standing, she was a wall. Sitting, she was a fortress. When she walked, she looked like someones moving castle. The First Chivalric Knight Orders Commander and direct subordinate to the White Goddess (Haku-san), she was Sally-san, the living armor. Moreover,cking a helmet, she was showing off the stiffly beautiful face she had when she was humanized. The feeling she gives off is definitely difference from that in-training disappointing elf. Sally-san. For you toe to our inn so abruptly, did something happen? What, my superior just said that I should rest my de for a while and take a personal vacation. Well, I dide to see how my former subordinates doing, too. Looking at the timing, Id judge that as a lie. But the situation was such that I couldnt conclude it was a lie for sure. Hey, Sally. Theres an onsen here! I wanna get in it. With you, if possible. We cant, Plume. The onsen here is separated into men and women, but from what I heard from my superior, there is a bath in the suite here, so we can get in that together Yeah, Sally-san brought her boyfriend. It was doubtful whether or not he was actually a man at a nce, but Sally-sans bashful look whenever she looked at him screamed BOYFRIEND transgender? Or maybe hes a futa like Setsuna? Either way, you would wear something as serious as your armor while on a vacation? Its basically part of my body, so I actually feel more calm with it on. Let alone part of her body, its her body. I knew that already. But its weird for her non-dungeon-rted boyfriend to not see it as strange at all. Your boyfriends okay with it? Sally is strong, so shell be able to defend and protect me. Besides, that just means Im the only one who knows what Sallys like without it, you know? Right, Sally? Y-Yeah! Ill defend Plume with all I have, so theres nooooothing to worry about! Ufufufu! Wooow, shes super lovestruck. Plume was much shorter than Sally-san, so he had to stand on his tip-toes and stretch to pat her head. Sally-san being bashful sounded like a rock slide due to her armor. The suites fine, but dont break the floor alright? Guess Ill reinforce it just in case. With that, likely hearing from what was happening, Shikina turned up. Sally-sama! My apologies for not writing you in so long! Oh, looks like youre doing well too. I read your letter, Shikina. Sir!Err, today is your reply, I take it? No, Im on vacation. Incidentally, my response is [No]. I want you to be stronger, thats why I referred you here. If I had my lie detecting magic tool right now, itd probably be shining red. I wonder if she asked if she was here as a honey trapper in that letter? Also, for her to say that in front of the person who actually was a honey trap as well as the person she was being a honey trap for Is that so I distrusted you, my apologies. It doesnt matter, thats actually proof that youre growing Ah, heres recement writing paper. Im giving you several, so please let me know about how youre doing when the timees. Ill give you some to use for whenever Wataru shows up, too. So please send one every month. Sir! Thank you, Sally-sama! She understands that shes supposed to contact her regrly. By the way, who is that woman? Hes my boyfriend. M-My apologies!! He seems so delicate that the wind might blow him over! Yes, so Im doing my best to hold him down so that he doesnt fly away. That wasnt a good praise, Shikina. Well, it looks like it worked out either way though. Hey, Shikina. Show Sally-san to her room. The suite. Sir! Understood! Fufu, Shikina. How has Kehma-san been treating you? I have been taught many things by Master. I have be able to do multiplication and division! Are you nning on being a civil servant? Well, its better than not being able to I guess? Shikina took Sally-san and that boyfriend of hers back into the inn. Guess Ill sleep? * I woke up. Aaah, such a good sleep~ Once I awoke from my catnap and went into the inn, Rei greeted me. Master, you woke up? A customer ising. Hmm? Yeah, Sally-san? I know. No, a different customer. Something else? I inclined my head. Its not a guest for the inn, is it? Correct. It is a customer for Master. Meat-senpai is currently greeting them. Two things in one day, how rare. But Meats doing it? Who is it? No way, did Mishae along as well? Shes a blue-haired girl named Maidence, she said shes here from Sia. Crap, I totally forgot about what happened in Sia. Rather, its already been a month? I take it this is about the contractspletion? Lets see, wheres she waiting? The parlor. Ill go there now. I headed to the parlor. Well, just next to it at least. As I approached the parlor, I heard Maidence and Meat talking. Maidences voice was somewhat excited. U-Umm, Kurinu-sama. It hurts if you do it so rough like that. Muu, its difficult to do it like that how about this? Aah, its starting to feel even better nnn What, shes giving a massage? I knocked on the door and entered. Hey, Iming in!? S-Sorry! And what I witnessed was Maidence in a very udylike position. I dashed back out of the room and closed the door. Catching my breath on the other side of the door, I heard Maidence call over from inside. U-Umm? Kehma-sama, whats the matter? No uhh, sosorry. I didnt think that it was going to be a foot massage. Yeah. I caught a glimpse, a glimpse of Maidences bare feet. No matter how young Maidence is, shes already at a marriageable age. Shes at the point that Id have to take responsibility. That was close. H-Haah that certainly may have been immodest. The noises were alright, but you shouldnt do that in the parlor. I was thoughtless. Goshujin-sama, I will tidy up immediately. Eh, Kuroinu-sama? Was that so immodest? Meat tidied up very matter-of-factedly despite Maidences confusion. You can enter now. When I entered the room again, Mai was sitting on the sofa and putting her shoes back on. Hoh. Ah, Im just now seeing it, but shes here with a maid. Well, theres no way she wouldvee alone. Well, Maidence-sama. What business do you have? Please call me Mai, Kehma-sama. Mai-sama. You came for some reason, yes? Yes. Saying that, Maidence took out a single ss bottle from her storage. It was a blood red liquid and it seemed disgusting for some reason. This is? Yes, it is the thing father said you desired, Kehma-sama. With this, the engagement can happen without issue. A drug I desired? The heck? Its the drug that makes ones sex uncertain, [Futanaru]. 1 What? Sorry, could you run that by me again? I dont think I heard you right. Its the drug that makes ones sex uncertain, [Futanaru]. Makes ones sex uncertain, then what? [Futanaru]. I thought I was hearing things, but it looks like she really did bring some weird drug for some reason. But what I want to know is the f*ck? Could someone tell me whats going on? Chapter 272 Kehma, Making a Decision. The magical drug Maidence brought, [Futanaru]1, makes your sex be chaotic. Why did Lord Yudence of Sia send this to me? Why would I want this? Do not worry. You can simply treat this as a betrothal gift. Were not on the same page here, its not like I need it. So why? For me to try? Or who? Right. Whos it for? Lets think about this. Why did Yudence send me this? The point is, who is he saying to use this on? The drugs effect is to cause your sex to be [Chaotic] in other words, to be a futanari. Then theres also the point about her saying the betrothal can proceed without any issues with it. So then that means it has to be something required for the engagement to happen. In that case Hes saying to use it on Meat? I see, itd be bad if people found out his daughter was betrothed to a woman, so hes saying he prepared a drug that can prepare a physical countermeasure against that? But then whered he get the idea that I wanted that? I dont recall saying anything about that at all. But even with me thinking about it, all I cane up with is that he wants it used on either Meat or Maidence but thered be no reason to show it to me if it was for Maidence and seriously no to using it on Meat. That aside, for there to really be a drug that changes your sex this worlds amazing. Moreover, its name. [Futanaru]. The person that first made it was definitely a herosomeone from Japan. A certain eternal seventeen-year-old with red eyes and a ck ponytail passed through my head. No way, Leona invented this? The heck for? No, she wouldnt have needed a reason, shed just say she did it for kicks. Rather, it being a futanari-making drug and not a true sex swap just screams Leona. Lets be cautious. Umm, Kehma-sama? Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about something. Is that so? Umm, Kehma-sama, should I call you Father-in-Law from now on? Huh? Its already the one month deadline though? Mai-sama, did you forget that it was just a temporary thing? I know, which is why this magical drug was prepared to formally bind us with Kehma-sama. By engaging myself to Kehma-samas dau rtive, Kuroinu-sama, everything will beplete. Haah but the deadline has already been reached? So youre saying that the first one month contract is finished and that it must be done again? This drug will be for another time, then. Saying that, Maidence put the drug into her [Storage]. Well, theres no helping that she wouldnt let me hold on to it. It seems like something hard to obtain and very expensive. If I didnt y my cards right and epted it, I would have toe up with some excuse. In that case, its actually better that Maidence kept it. So then, Father-in-Law. I dont recall allowing you to call me that yet, Mai-sama. Oh well Kehma-sama. Taking my refusal for her to call me that in stride, she continued. Umm, well I could like to stay here for a while. Could I rent a room? Yeah, please choose whichever room you want then. So long as you pay the fees and theres no guest already in it, go ahead. O-Okay! Thank you very much. Ah, theres already a guest using the suite, so be aware of that. Aw, oh well but still, the fees for it truly are expensive. Ill give up on that. Im definitely not letting you stay here for free. Well, I can simply a room until I can use my house. Mai-sama, isnt your house in Sia? Dont you think it would be better if I had a secondary residence closer to my fiance? The arrangements have already been made, it will beplete in several days. Seriously? A house in the residential area then? Sias definitely trying to stake a im here. Is their goal to watch me? Im not evading taxes or anything, go ahead and check. Well then, I think deepening my rtionship with my friendship with my fiance would be a good idea. Right, Kuroinu-sama? Huh? To be on good terms. Ummm. Meat looked at me I got her a bit caught up in the whole fiance thing, but I dont think two girls getting along is a bad thing. Right. Well, making friends is a good thing. You can be normal friends Oh, Mai-sama. I think you should stay away from doing indecent things like a bit ago, though. U-Umm. It was just a standard foot massage And if you absolutely have to, its better if you lock the door first. W-Well, if you say so. Id be troubled if I identally saw and had to take responsibility. I-Its not like I want to look, you know? Shes still a child. Just then, Mai opened her mouth as if shed just remembered something. By the way, Kehma-sama. Is there no church in this vige? A church? Come to think of it, Maidence worships Haku-sanI mean, she worships The White Goddess. Shes part of The White Goddess Faith. I havent gotten any requests for one yet, but maybe I should make one to help with public peace? There arent any in my vige, but yeah. Maybe I should make one? If you do, would it be for The White Goddess Faith? Golen Vige is a vige of adventurers, after all. She herselfes by quite a lot Wait, couldnt I make going to my inn be like a pilgrimage to a holy ce? Could I turn it into some sacred thing? In that case, maybe I dont need to actually build a church. Making it would be troublesome I dont think I need to really make a church for The White Goddess Faith. In that case, what about one for your religion, Kehma-sama? For The Futon Religion. Something stirred inside me. I I have to build that. It must be enshrined. Its a divine revtion. Thats wonderful. Ill built it right away. Immediately! Right now! U-Umm, in that case, please pay the Sia Family to do the construction. No, Im saying that Ill build it. Its The Futon Religion, after all. I dont want it to be done badly. Im the only follower of The Futon Religion in the first ce. In other words, Im the religions founder. Ill build it and gain more followers! Viva sleep! Protect sleep supremacy! Sleep is prayer! Its an easy way to pray that everyone can do for hours a day. If its for spiritual health, that means theres absolutely nothing wrong with sleeping two times a day or having siestas at all! My god, this is an amazing discovery. I absolutely definitely positively have to build it. Build it, build it, build it! YAH! Build it! This is an urgent matter, I must leave. O-Okay? With that, I left the room. Ima build a church! A frickin huge one! Chapter 273 I Founded a Religion. I, having decided to build a church for Beddhism, decided to ignore various issues and begin its construction. Im basically escaping from reality. I was thinking about making it huge, but now that Im thinking about it, I dont really have thend for that. Well, this will be its first church, so doing it so-so should be fine? Lets treat this as a rough-draft for building a gigantic er on. I prepared some paper and pens and worked in my office. First off is its appearance. When I think of churches, I picture blue roofs and white walls. As for materials the white would be mortar? From shell limestone or something1. As for the blue wait, the heck would I even use? Rusted copper? Hmm, maybe I should just go with using paint? I also want to have some windows that let warm sunlight though. Window ss is expensive in this world, but I should be able to make them by using [Create Golem] on potion bottles. Lets go with that. Going with that for the outward appearance, nextes the inside. Something that allows you to line up in prayer right, lets go with desks so you can take naps at them. Sleep is how you pray in Beddhism, after all. Desks ability to make you feel tired is a marvel. Maybe I should go with adding partitions so you dont have to care about whos next to you? Then, finally, the main object itll enshrine has to be a bed wait, hold on a sec. Maybe I could set up a 5 Yen coin on a string to make a pendulum? The kind of one that gets used for making people tired. Actually, using a 5 Yen coin as our symbol might be a good idea. Kind of like how Christianity uses a cross. Its convenient. Though now the main questions whether I should have the 5 Yen coin have a hole through the center in the symbol. That actually sounds like a good idea, people could wear them as pendants that way. With that, the religions symbol became a 5 Yen pendulum a pendulum clock? Eh, whatever, its fine. I made the lecture tform after that rattling on with long stories to make people tired is important. Right, lets even make the book so hard that it makes you want to sleep. The only book I know about in this world is [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons], but maybe I could have The Dyne Company supply them all? I have more than enough money for it. Yeah, looks great so far. I looked over the blueprints again. Its a ssroom The only difference is that theres an object of worship instead of a ckboard. Right, its very private school-ish. Maybe we could use it like that too yeah. Oh, right. Should I make confessionals too? I could make those more ordinary Just as I started writing down more general things, there was a knock at the door. Kehma? I heard about it from Meat, but whats with you making a church? Oh, Rokuko? Come on in. Pardon the intrusion So, you making a church youre going to worship Haku Ane-sama too? No, Im making a church for Beddhism. Beddhism? Rokuko tilted her head Come to think of it, Ive never told her about it, have I? Ive never heard of it. Is it a religion from where youre from, Kehma? I founded it. No, I guess itd be more urate to say that Im about to? I just mean that its not strange for you to have never heard of it. So thats why I didnt know it but why are you founding a religion? I mean, the White Goddess Faith is a thing that exists and its just deifying Haku-san, so why not? Why not? Yep. Why not. Why not found a new religion (cult)? What sort of doctrine will it have then? Its a very peaceful religion thatll ce safety, peace, and pleasant sleep above all else. To sleep is to pray. Its something easy you do every day, right? Right. As long as its not sixteen hours a day or anything. It can just be cat naps and other standard sleep, yep. I think sixteen hours is easy enough though Either way, I noted down that sleeping is praying as a memo. Then, as the pice de rsistance Beddhism may be believed in as a [Subreligion]. Subreligion wait, what? I mean you can still believe in the Light God, Dark God, Evil God, whatever. Beddhism allows that. Even if you believe in them, you can still believe in Beddhism. Thats all. Itd be like a sub-job in game terms, something like that. Like if you were a warrior and wanted to be a monk as your sub, thatd work. Same thing if you followed The White Goddess Faith and wanted to follow Beddhism. Beddhism as someones main religion works fine too, of course. Pray to your main god for safety, Beddhism for peace. Just think of it like that. You sure thatll work? Ive never heard of anything like that. Definitely. Theres gotta be a ton of people open-minded enough yeah? Right, Rokuko. You can be Believer No. 2! Ill reserve No. 695, so do your best getting followers okay? O-Okay. Thats a ton guess Ill give Meat or Ichika the honor? How should I say it you dont have one of those religious-ish stories? Huh? Oh yeah Ill make a good one. A story that exins the importance of good sleep Oh, and mosquitoes are the enemy. Well treat them like demons. Mosquitoes, the invisible fiends that continually let their existence be known to those trying to sleep, disturbing ones attempts to do so. Fight them back with Holy Sword Katori Senko2! Oh right, I know what the holy sword can be. Lets go with Sleepsword Siesta being the divine sword thats able to spread the salvation of sleep. Memo, memo! By the way, wouldnt you treat people that dont need to sleep like me as renegades? Its fine if its just that you dont need to sleep. Rather, anyone thats able to sleep, even if they dont need to, can be a Beddhist3. Howckadaisical. Beds are gentle things that help anyone and everyone they do not distinguish between good and evil, they love everyone equally. Your bed is like your mother but not for mosquitoes, the bastards. Yeah, Ill make our scripture be like that. Lets make some more memos for stuff like that! Ack of sleep is damaging to your skill thatll appeal to women. You cant fight without taking a rest. You much rest to fight rxation is important for fighters. Dont rush, dont rush, rest, rest that should attract priests. Make sure to sleep so that your body doesnt give out thatll be good for workers. Its hard to tell a poor thinker from a sleeping one wait, that ones a bit off there. Beds are everything, everything is a bed Kehma, are you getting enough sleep? Are you alright? Im fine, no problems here. Now I just have to make the church and gain followers. If I get enough believes, I can just sleep whenever I want in the name of prayer whenever I want! Pay no attention to how I already do that! If everyone else goes back to sleep after waking up, therell be nothing wrong with me doing it! Thatll make it so that no one can say anything about me taking napsrather, thatll make it praiseworthy! Fuhahaha! Right, I can use [If you join now, you get a mini azuki pillow4 as a present!] for the adventurers, what do you think? Ichika would like that. Well, theyll onlyst around half a year at the most, so theyd probably just end up getting eaten. I wonder if using [Cleanup] on them would make themst longer? ************************** In the beginning, thre wast the wrld. Creatures wre brn into yond wrld. Then, rest too wast given birth. Rest is peace, tis salvation. Evryone hast an equal right to rest. Mre than all, whatzar rest is Bed. Bed is loveth, Bed is life. Bed is the manifestation offrt itself. Bed distinguishes between neithr valorous nr evil, nr doest t concrn itself with belief in othr gods. T epts all life. Threfre, all life art Beds children. What is Bed? Bed is the evr watchful mothr caring fr hr children. Hast a suprir rest. Afrtable catch but a wink. Tis Beddhisms doctrine. 5 (Excerpt from Beddhism Sutras, Chapter 1 Paragraph 1: Bed, Peace Manifest) Chapter 274 I Built It! I Built the Church! And so I built the church. Overnight. Through the aid of the mysterious construction mage, Narikin, Ivepleted the perfect church. The chapel is prepared to seat sixty people at any given time. Sooner orter, all seats will be filled with people praying, drool dripping from their sleeping lips. The stained ss meant to fill the room with warm sunlight depicts a white bed. This was also a masterpiece. I cant draw human faces, but I managed to do it. Yep, it vaguely, maybe, possibly, kind of doesnt look like a bed, but Im sure people will understand that its a bed. No matter how you look at it, its a bed, right? Right. By the way, I built it between the tunnel and the inn. Its even reasonably close to the residential area. With it being here, itll definitely draw in both vigers and general merchants to worship. Alright. Hey Kehma, you already built the church? Did you stay up all night doing this? Ooooh, Rokuko, I told you to call me Narikin1 when I have this mask on well whatever. Check it out, its a Beddhism Gathering. Isnt it great? Hahaha. Okay, okay, Ill give you ap pillow, so how about you take a rest? Eh? What are youoi why are you taking those off? Ah,p pillows? I need to add that to the sutras. Alrighty then Rokuko, please. With that, I took off the mask and ced my full-nights-sleepcking head down on Rokukosp pillow. When I woke up in the private room area Id built in the church, I felt a bit regretful. Rather, why is Rokuko petting my head going there, there still giving me ap pillow? Haku-sans going to murder me. Kehma, are you better now? I thought you were going crazy when you said you were going to make a church, but are you perhapscking sleep? No, I dont think so? Maybe? In that case, me having you go to sleep was a really great thing then. Fufufu, Nice Assist, me! No no, even if I wascking sleep, that shouldnt be too big of a deal right? Either way, I sat up. I was a bit sad to leave Rokukosp pillow, though Well, uhh, thanks, Rokuko. Im good now. Youre wee. So, whatre you going to do? Sally came to say hello to me too yesterday. Right Sally-sans insisting this is a personal trip for her, so well just leave her alone and keep things how they are, together with Shikina. As for Maidence yep, lets keep things how they are there too. So with that, how bout we go propagate Beddhism? Well, there isnt anything that seems urgent, is there? Yep, theres a lot of troublesome stuff, but its fine to just leave it all as is. I want to sleep. So, any ideas on how we can propagate it? For example, people who follow Beddhism get free tolls for the tunnel. That would expose that Beddhism and the tunnel dungeon are connected with each other if you did that. Do you need more sleep? Rokuko pped her hand against her leg Yep, good argument. Rather, Rokuko, youve really gotten smarter recently, huh. Arent you going to be as good as a sage if you keep improving like that? And youve gotten to the point of being able to know exactly what I want clever. Then how about we let believers get a free pudding for staying at the inn as a service? That sounds like it would work, but I think that would cause a rush. By the way, is there any sort of ceremony to convert? Ooh nope, thatd just be a hassle. Lets just go with having them say I am Beddhist and settle it with that. Lets sell holy-marked drilled coins to applicants. How lighthearted. I did say it was troublesome Id rather just go sleep. By the way, the drilled coins would be one copper for a copper one. Five copper for an iron one. A silver coin for a silver one, and a gold coin for a gold one. Theyll be amulets that protect your sleep. Also, strings and chains sold separately. Other than making it into a ne, it could be turned into a key ring or strap or something. This coins in though, isnt it? I couldnt think of a good design Right, lets have it soo that believers just need to draw what they see in their dreams on it. Would that be alright? Its a very rule-like rule. Either way, its fine. If you have any requests right now, Ill take them. I cant say its to the point of being a request, but there is one thing. Oh, what? This church, whos going to manage it? Kehma, wont you just sleep and ignore it? Crap!! Ipletely forgot about that. Even if I made the building, its no good without someone to look after it! Precept-san, sister, brother, anyone like that! Haah, judging by that look on your face, you didnt think about that at all, did you? Well, it wont be a problem if you summon some monster to do it. R-Right. I can just summon a monster that can act human, right. But Kehma, isnt that a waste of money? Yeah, its a waste. Kehma, how long have you said I cant use DP freely since youre the dungeon master? And whos been squandering so much DP recently? Ugu, its true that the only DP Ive been giving to Rokuko is at the level of being pocket money. But then again Rokukos been getting tips from Haku-san, and its not like Ive been using that much DP, but Which is why you should try solving this using as little DP as possible. You can use up to 1000 DP. If you can, right Ill lend the Godly Comforter to the church as its object of worship. Are you sure? You can think of it as prestige yeah? Its fine to use it like that during the day. Alright, Im on board. Well then, from here on the DP you can use is limited. You lose if you use more than 1000 DP until you figure it out. And if you go over thathmm, right, you have to do any one thing I say, alright? Alright, as long as its not too unreasonable. Fufufu, Im looking forward to it. Rokuko smiled. No wishing for more wishes or anything. I could have done that? Wow, Kehma really is a genius, huh. I get the feeling thats a natural desire, but alright. I opened the menu and messed with the DP disy I separated it from whats used to manage the dungeon aaaand there we go, 1000 DP. Menu-san has some seriously convenient features, really. Im ready. Let me see yep, perfect. Do your best, Kehma. Its fine if you dont though, you know? What, theres no way I wouldnt. Fufufu, I have to do it to borrow the Godly Comforter. For the sake of Beddhism! With that, just as I renewed my vigor, there was a knock at the door. Goshujin-sama, are ya up!? Theres a problem! Huh, Ichika? Whats wrong? She looked like shed rushed here. Havinge into the room, Ichika was slightly out of breath. Shikina smashed that magic drug Sias Ojou-sama brought, its turned into a dispute! Do somethin! Woaaah. Chapter 275 The Smashed Magic Drug When I went the the backyard after hearing there was a dispute happening, I saw a flustered Meat, a repeatedly bowing Maidence, and a prostrating Shikina. I apologize for my incredible transgressioooooons! E-e-even if you apologize, that wont bring the medicine back! Besides, I-I am the one at fault, wh-what do I do what can I do, what can I do!? Im so sorry, Kuro-sama! U-uh-ummm. No! The me is miiiiiine! No, its miiiine! Aaaaah, Kuro-sama, Im so sorry Umm Dis pute? I have no clue what the heck happened, but I take it the quarrel is over whose fault it is? With that, my eyes and Meats met. G-Goshujin-sama! Bam! With that, Maidence and Shikina looked at me as well. Then came at me with watery eyes and noses and clung to me. Wh-wh-wh-what should I do, Father-in-Laaaaaaw!? Please help me, Masteeeeeeer!! Maidence, could you not call me Father-in-Law so casually? And uhh, could you just exin what actually happened? Th-then allow me to exin it from my point of view No, from mine Ahh, yep. In that case, well go with Mea with Kuro, then. Please exin what happened, with you two supplementing if needed. Asking Meat by calling her Kuro since Maidence was here, she nodded. * Im happy that we could sleep togetherst night, Kuro-sama. It was to improve our friendship Kehma hadnt returned that night at all, so Meat and Maidence chatted with one another, entered the onsen together, and slept in the same bed. ording to Maidence, there was no problem at all since they were engaged, apparently. With this, there is a fait apli. Fait apli? Meat tilted her head in confusion, but Maidence simply smiled without giving an answer. Setting aside the fait apli matter, in actuality, the way they called each other had be more intimate. So, what was your impression of sleeping with me? Nn, Mai, you smell good. Wha, umm, s-smell? How embarrassing K-Kuro-sama, you s-smelled good, too. Maidence fidgeted, her face blushing red. Seeing her blue curls swing back and forth, Meat remembered the [Hairdressing] magic the maid used on her. It was a magic shed never seen before, so she felt that Nerune would be happy to hear about it. She then took out her watch as if recalling something. It was the watch golem shed received from Kehma. Its time for my daily practice. Kuro-sama, what is that? What is what? Oh, this? This is a clock I got from Goshujin-sama. Such a small clock is it from the dungeon? As expected of Kehma-sama. Seeming as though shed decided to go along for practice as well, Maidence went to the dining room to get a breakfast sandwich together with her before heading to the inns backyard. From the backyard, they saw a church that had definitely not been there the day before. U-umm, Kuro-sama, what is that building? It wasnt there yesterday, was it? ? I dont know. Maybe Goshujin-sama did something. Seeing Meat say that as though it was natural, Maidence calmed down, thinking something simr. It is Goshujin-sama, after all. Yeah, he is Kehma-sama. No matter how you put it, building a building in a dayno, overnight could only be seen as strange, but it was settled by the magic word that was his name. Oh, Kuroinu-dono! Its your training time huh! Oh? Is this young girl your friend? She doesnt look like a child from this vige, though? Nn. Shes Maidence, from Sia Mai, this is Shikina, my junior. Oh, nice to meet you. My name is Maidence Sia. I am Kuro-samas fiance. ! Excuse my discourtesy. This is the first time we have met, my name is Shikina Kukkoro1. When Mai introduced herself, Shikina straightened up and responded. Kukkoro? By some chance, are you [Beast King] Dyne Kukkoro-samas You know of my father? I am his daughter More importantly, what is this about you being Kuroinu-donos fiance? It is as I have said. By the way, Shikinas father, Dyne Kukkoro, is famously known as the [Beast King] because he has so many summoned beasts following him that their numbers rival an army corps. If you are Dyne-samas daughter, does that mean you are a summoner as well? I am no good in that department. Currently, I am training under Master Kehma. Well now! To be a friend of the Kukkoro family as well, as expected of Kehma-sama. Rather, it is surprising that the Sia familys little princess has been engaged to Kuroinu-sama. Maidence and Shikina were getting along well together, so Meat started practice-swinging in the meanwhile. The wooden practice sword made whooshing sounds as it swung through the air. By the way, Maidence-dono, you arent actually a man, right? No, I mean, I have confirmed for myself that Kuroinu-dono is a girl Im a woman. However, honestly, I have a certain thing, so there is no problem. Saying that, Maidence took out a strange, blood-like magical drug from her [Storage]she had taken out [Futanaru]. What is this potion? It is a medicine that causes ones sex to be thrown into chaos. Its a magic drug of the Chaos God!? Heresy! I cannot overlook this as an imperial knight Eh? This, umm, its illegal? It isnt exactly illegal, but, well, I guess its in the grey area? Most of the Chaos Gods drugs are addictive, so many are illegal depending on type and concentration and judging by this ones transparency it shouldnt be permanent, so it might be alright, but ah! Thats right, right now, the knight leader, Sally-sama is here! Let me ask her for a moment! So please, let me borrow that drug. Shikina grabbed onto the medicine bottle. Naturally, Maidence resisted. Eh, no, th-this is I cant marry Kuro-sama without this, so could we have her not take a look? I cannot do that! But once we know that there are no problems with it, I will make sure to hand it back. N-no! I might not get it back then! The two of them tugged back and forth on the bottle neither were willing to let go. Gugugu, you are stubborn C-can we have her decide without taking a look at it? That way, well both be happy, right? Right? I have to get Sally-samas to make the call, else I cannot walk with my head held high! Crack. A crack ran through the bottle. Eh? Kyah!? Upon hearing that sound, Maidence let go of it on reflex, causing Shikina to jerk all of a sudden due to the effort she was putting in. Suddenly slipping out of her hand, the bottle flew high up in an arc through the sky. * And then it hit the ground and absorbed into it? In that case, is the a futanari now? No, were within the dungeons domain. In other words, the dungeon Rokuko? No no, if that were the case, I wouldve realized something off in thatp pillow. Lets think a little here. No, umm Well, its just, uhhh. Meat and Shikini looked away in extreme awkwardness. What, cat got your tongues? Mai-sama, what happened? Well, the [Futanaru], it it poured out onto Shikina-samas head. Hmm, I see. In other words Masteeeeer! I dont know how to use a peeeeniiiiis!!!! It seems that the disappointing elf got even more disappointing. Chapter 276 It has to do With Beddhism First off, cut it out with shouting out penis, its vulgar. Sir! Understood umm, then, wh-what should we do, Master? She gazed fixedly at me. I have no idea, seriously. When I looked away from her to escape her gaze, I saw the freshly-constructed church. Maidence caught my line of sight and looked toward the church. she then looked back at me and spoke. Khema-sama. Is there anything concerning what to do at times like this in Beddhism? I see, religion should have doctrine concerning stuff like this, huh. What would be done ording to White Goddess Faith? In the event of a problem, the best action to take is to refer to your leader. What a very adventurer-god-like answer. So, in this case, Id be the leader yep, I am the vige chief. Lets see, right In times like this, Beddhism says to sort out the problem and let time take care of it. Urgent matters have to be dealt with quickly. Another point is that its very flexible As for whos at fault, thats an inconsequential matter for this. If forced, it would say that this was just an unfortunate ident. I patted Maidence and Shikinas heads. But then I wouldnt feel good about it In that case, you could offer reparations. Or perhaps you could prepare a recement? Ooh, thats right! I could repay it! But I cant pay it all back at once, so I will lend the Kukkoro familys heirloom, the [Godly Mattress], as coteral to Maidence-dono. I am grateful that you would make amends, but you do not need to deposit any coteral. I trust Kehma-sama, and would never dream of disgracing his pupil by demanding that. Muu, really? Well, I promise to make amends, even if I have to rely on my family to do so. Huh? Hold up. Whats this about [Godly Mattress]? Can we rewind? Shikina. What did you just say about coteral? What was the item? The Kukkoro Familys heirloom, the [Godly Mattress]. I think Im mishearing you. I couldve sworn you said [Godly Mattress]. I did say that though? Seriously? I didnt mishear? I wound up suddenly getting information on a piece of the godly beddings. How should I put this is someone ying a joke on me? To be more specific, whos behind this? Haku-san? Leona? Lets see, so now I know about the [Godly Pillow] in Sia and the [Godly Mattress] being in the Kukkoro familys possession And Leona has the [Godly Comforter]. Rokuko has a duplicate of it and Leonas currently gone to who knows where, so I can ignore her. Hmm Shikina. Err, do you have the [Godly Mattress] here with you now? I do. I was appointed its warden by my father, so I bring it with me everywhe ah, thats a secret! Please pretend that you heard nothing. Shikina easily let go important information. Shes not doing it on purpose at least. No, maybe she is? But I mean, its Shikina, so maybe its just something natural? Ive got nothing to lose, so maybe Ill try seeing if I could borrow it. Alright. I will give you money to pay your reparations with. Mai-sama, how much? Umm, Ill check with father. Please do. So, Shikina. You must entrust coteral with me to be precise, the [Godly Mattress]. Lend it. Umm, did I mishear? No. Lend it. Muu. Master, what do you intend to do with the [Godly Mattress]? Well. I pointed at the church with my thumb. I want to decorate Beddhisms altar with it to attract people. Also, I want to try sleeping with the [Godly Mattress]. Its refreshing to hear you say it so directly! In that case, Master, alright. I will lend it to you! Are you sure? Hearing her say alright so easily, I identally asked back out of reflex. Its alright. However, you absolutely must not lose it. It is an heirloom after all. It will be thoroughly protected. Then I will hand it to youter. I know that I was the one to give it a shot, but it felt way too simple. Is this a trap? It wouldnt be out of ce for this to be a trap. Definitely not. Ill be careful ah, I should get a church manager before that, huh? With 1,000 DP. Alright, then Ill be heading back. W-w-wa-wait, Master! The problems still not fixed! Even though I started to think about a manager for the church and went to return to my room, Shikina restrained me. What, the medicine will be reimbursed right? What else is there? Uh, what about m-my p-penis? Master, I want you to teach me how to use it I will provide you with diaperster. That way youll be able to pee yourself as much as you need until you can figure it out yourself. Diapers!? M-Master, really, diapers would be very shameful for me! Ah, but if Master likes that kind of thing, I wont hold back. Whys she blushing like that now? I seriously dont have that fetish. Oh well, talk to Setsuna about the thing between your legs then. Dont ask me. Eh? Why Setsuna-dono? Well Because shes a futanariis what Id started to answer with, but then I remembered that me knowing what was up with Setsunas sex didnt make any sense. Setsuna is generally considered a female. Me knowing about what Setsuna actually is is due to me stealthily using [Super Transformation] and hearing about it as [Euma]. I mean, well, it has to do with Beddhism. Yeah, it has to do with Beddhism. Really? Yeah. It came to me in a dreamst night. It said relying on Setsuna was alright, so it definitely had to be a prophetic dream. Also, her younger sister Nayuta is an alchemist, so maybe she might know something about the drug. A prophetic dream!? Ill ask her then! Saying that, Shikina ran to the inn. Phew, I tricked her. Kehma-sama, umm I am extremely sorry for this, but I will prepare another as soon as possible so that the engagement can continue as nned. No, rather, I dont remember ever saying anything about requiring a drug for an engagement? Yes, I understand that. And the promise was only for a month, did you still need to borrow a fiances name? Id require an extension charge, you know? Hmm. In that case, Kehma-sama, how about we, the Sia family, lend you the [Godly Pillow] for a time as payment? Eh, are you sure?is what I almost asked. This conversation took waaaay too good of a turn. Whats going on? Did something happen? Or maybe no way, is this a Beddhism Miracle!? Chapter 277 A Very Beddhism Baptism As a result of loaning the godly beddings, Maidence said that she wanted to take a look at the church. It still doesnt have a caretaker yet though ah, maybe I could get people to do it so I wont have to spend DP? As I thought about that, I guided Maidence to the church. Meat and Ichika came along too. So did Maidences escort maid. So this is Beddhisms church Its considerably different than a chuch for the White Goddess Faith. Its embarrassing for you to see it without any furnishings due to it being so new, but oh, how about it? Want a holy symbol? No, I will not convert from the White Goddess Faith. What, you can believe in Beddhism as a subreligion. No onell even force you to apply the doctine either. S-subreligion? Whats that? Ah, I shouldve exined starting at that, huh. I then exined it to her, cherry-picking the best parts. By the way, its not like you have to have a holy symbol to be a believer. As an advantage of being a subreligion, it doesnt matter even if you use another religions holy symbol to pray, all that matters is that you love resting. I see. So in other words, one could believe in Beddhism while still holding faith in White Goddess-sama. Well, its not impossible. I would rmend Beddhism to anyone who sleeps, but it wouldnt force anyone away from other religions. Oh, how nice. The holy kingdoms Light Gods Decree is so overbearing that its frightening by the way, does Kuro-sama follow Beddhism as well? Yes, the same as Goshujin-sama. Looks like Meats joined Beddhism too. Rather, Id feel bad if she didnt join. What about Ichika? She believes in Food God Ishidaka though. Ill join too, then. Its important to have the same beliefs as your fiance. Ooh, thank you very much. Follower GET! Well then, please baptize me oh, will there be a priesting? Oh, it may be forward of me, I am responsible for that. Kehma-sama, you have priest qualifications as well? Just for Beddhism. So priests need something like that? Well, I am the rule for Beddhism. If I say its OK, so does Beddhism. In other words, theres no problem in me saying Im a priest of Beddhism. If you think Im lying, go ahead and contact Beddhism. Contact me. Mea Kuro hasnt had a baptism yet either huh, lets take the chance to do it. Please repeat after me I am Beddhism. I am Beddhism. I am Beddhism. Im Beddhism too~ Ichika snuck hers in. Alright, now youre Beddhists. Get some sleep, good night. Eh? Th-Thats all? Maidence was confused. Yeah? Is anything else needed? Are other religions different? Well, yes, like being doused with holy water and reciting verses then doing a ceremony where you wash your limbs. Hmm. I was thinking that people would like it more if entering the faith was simple, but maybe theyd prefer more of a ceremonial performance? In that case, maybe I should do something based on the Beddhist Scriptures Lets pray, then. I will use my Sleepsword Siesta. Is it a holy object? I pulled out my beloved sword, Siesta. Although Maidences Maid-san suddenly took a battle stance and pulled out a dagger, I continued without paying any mind. This is a holy sword capable of bestowing sleep. It has the effect of bringing sleep to its surroundings upon being given magical power. Ah, if falling asleep would cause you stress, Maid-san, I rmend moving a little further away Yeah, thats far enough. I see. So you must endure the sleepiness and pray? No, you dont need to endure it. Just sleep. That is Beddhism. Itd be dangerous to fall asleep standing up, so I had the three of them sit down first. Alright then, lets recite the Beddhist Scriptures Please close your eyes and repeat after me Waan Sheeepe. 1 Waan Sheeepe. Tooo Sheeepe. Tooo Sheeepe. The three of them repeated the way I counted sheep with an extraordinarily bad pronunciation perfectly. Are they actually hearing it as Japanese sounds? No way, did I just discover a hole in Trantion Function-san? Excuse me, Kehma-sama? What does this scripture mean? This is a charm to bring about sleep. [Sheeepe] means [Thing that brings sleep], its appearing is generally akin to a sheep. [One] and [Two] are for counting how many there are Normally, one would continue counting until they fall asleep, but for now, we will just count until ten to finish it. I see so then, three Sheeepe, four Sheeepe2 After this, Ill have to write 99% of the scriptures concerning Sheeepe, huh. By the way, since I created the scriptures with [Create Golem], I can change the order of pages or insert pagester as needed. Right now, its like a notebook thats about as thick as a pillow. Some might call it bluffing or something, but its important to be big enough to be used as a pillow if needed. Such is the way of Beddhism! Thickness bringing easier sleep is important! Whoops, I should use Siesta here soon. Id used it to fall asleep yesterday too, so it was out of magical power. I put some into Siesta fuuuah, Im tired. Its working. K-Kehma-sama. Im starting to feel tired! Me too Fuaaah, aah. tired Five Sheeepe six Sheeepe Kuaah Meat and Maidence continued counting Sheeepe. Ichika was sleeping. She was using her arms on the desk as a pillow. Umu, thats great. Good Night. Kehma-sama, what does Good Night mean? Huh? So thats excluded from Trantion Function-san now too? It really is spell-like, I guess. Good Night is something you use before you sleep, its like a prayer. It means to have a good nights sleep. I see Its important that the meaning is that, you can use it when youd go to bed normally and use it as a quick prayer. Hmm, so its easy to pray in normal, everyday life, huh? Good Night. Good Night ffff Ah, Meats sleeping now too. I want to sleep too as the priest, I have to stay awake right now, so lets get Maidence to fall asleep so I can as well. Lets quickly turn [ckout Resistance] ON Now I shouldnt be able to fall asleep. Rather, not being able to fall asleep even when youre feeling drowsy is a living hell yaknow!? Seriously, [ckout Resistance] is a horrid skill. Nine Sheeepe n, nn sss Good Night. Maidence fell asleep too. She couldnt even make it to ten with Siesta here, huh Ima go to sleep now, too. I took a good seat, turned OFF [ckout Resistance], and entrusted my body to this overwhelming drowsiness. The Beddhism Church was filled with warm sunlight. I really did make afortable ce to sleep in. Alright, night Fuaaah. Chapter 278 Rokukos Plot Maidence had joined the faith. A little while after I woke up, the Maid-san used [Cleanup] on the drool-covered desk and picked up the sleeping Maidence and carried her away. Later on I slept so soundly Beddhism is amazing. I will rmend it to father as well. I received Maidences seal of approval, but she didnt say anything about whether or not she would have a manager sent along with the pillow. Now that shed entered the faith, she did say she would lend me the [Godly Pillow]. By the way, she also said to please not use it grah. However, she didnt say anything about where it should be ced is she cing her full trust in our crime prevention? Now then, my promise with Rokuko the thing about me figuring out the churchs manager problem with no more than 1000 DPhasnt progressed in the least. Which is why I still havent even used a single DP, but I have no idea. Still though, if its about economizing on DP, I already know what to do. I could use [Create Golem] to do something about it as usual, but where the heck should I get the person wholl actually be the manager? Just leaving a golem to be the manager is out of the question. Managers need to be able to listen to someones story and correspond as needed. Golems just dont have the intelligence required for that. In that case, I have no choice but to recruit someone thats already here. It should work out if I have the person utilize the golems as their hands and legs. In that case, the possible candidates are Meat, Rei Ichika too I guess? Then I thought about who would be best fit for the job given that golems would handle the misceneous duties. For Meat, shed be good since she was already something of a mascot for the vige and people liked her, but that was it. She was much too young to act as a manager for a facility that outsiders would being to visit as well. For Ichika, she has a silver tongue so she could probably get us to have more believers, but shes not like a nun at all. Theres also the fact that she seems like someone whod embezzle funds to gamble with if it werent for the fact shes a ve that might actually be useful for an end of the century church1, but not for the first church of a new religion. And for Rei shed probably be able to do it easily. Well, she is a vampire. That is, an undead-type. I dont know about a churchs manager being an undead but I guess its a trivial problem seeing as how people assume shes human? Rather,pared to how the empires leaders are basically all monsters, its barely a problem at all. I guess Rei really is the most fit for the job right now Alright, lets make Rei the manager. Case closed! Well, after taking a bit to think about it, I didnt even need to use a single DP. * Nope. Rei has massage reservationsing in a month in advance already. My n was quickly rejected by Rokuko. Seriously? Then Ill just wait to start it up for real for a month. Nope to that too. Maidence has already been talking quite a bit about Beddhism. Even if the church werent already here, its the talk of the town. Crap. Maybe I should have went slower in building it and took my time? Hey, Kehma. I already know a very wonderful solution. Do you want me to tell you? What is it? Kehma, you can just be the manager. That, or you can just obediently give up, summon a monster, and do what I say. Whatll you do? Rokuko grinned. No way. No way. Did did Rokuko just tell me to choose between [Work] and [Doing One Thing She Tells Me]? Fufufu, Kehma? Its a great suggestion right? Could it be that youre going to reject any other idea I give? Of course not, nothing like that. I would never reject a perfectly wonderful idea you would have to work otherwise, right? Rokuko figured out how to deal with me!? She figured it out and shespelling me to choose!? R-Rokuko, havent you havent you been acting weirdtely? Are you real? And havent you been impolite recently!? You definitely had to have eaten something strange ah! Could it be the dungeon? The dungeons been developing, so your brains getting bigger too! I dont understand what youre trying to say, but I have heard that cores grow smarter depending on howplex their dungeons are. I cant imagine your recent progress is at that level though I stealthily took out a lie detecting magic tool. Rokuko, please say that youre the real Rokuko again. How rude! I am the real Rokuko! Are you happy now!? The magic tool didnt light up red. However, this magic tool wont activate if the person saying it truly believes it I am a growing woman, Kehma fufu. Y-Yeah. Rokuko smiled with augh and struck a pose. Ah, yeah, shes the real thing. What a relief~ Wait, I still have no idea what Im going to do about getting a manager Ill have to do something quick or Im going to have to do it. Chapter 279 Negotiating With the Subi If things keep up and Rokukos plot works out Im going to have to work or do any one thing Rokuko tells me to. Ive gotta do something. First off, three of the viges adventurers showed up while I was working out my n in the church, so I baptized them. But seriously, I was told it was best for there to be a bit extra to it so I had them perform the Sheepe counting ceremony (nap). There were two more people when I woke up for some reason, but I guess they just wanted to join the religion too. Its pretty easy to get more followers, huh its still just the second day. Well then, I was thinking about it while sleeping, but honestly, I just have to attract people who dont have jobs or anything to do. In other words, menot! Im too busy doing my jobs required sleeping. I have them, those girls who keep ying around carving those kokeshi dolls as a side-job in the dungeon! Yeah, Im going to put those subi to work! Which is why I was going to turn up there in front of Subus Vige, but when I thought about about it, Id only met them as a golem. So having them work at the church in the vige would be a bit much, yeah? I suppose~. So whyd you bring me too, then~? I sent Nerune, whod been busy working on magic formations in herboratory, to do it. To be my negotiator, of course. I was thinking about having you act as the [Person on the Dungeons Side]. So you want me to deal with it all~. I dont mind though~ Id already told Setsuna and Nayuta that Neruna was the dungeons spy, so I figured it was best to keep my points of contact limited as much as possible. Alright, turn on the messenger golem. Ill operate it from here through the monitor. Right, please refer to the golem as Euma-sama. Kaaay~, here we go~ Answering frivolously, Nerune led the ck golem I put there into Subus Vige. I watched through the monitor from behind the scenes. Excuse me~ An intruder! Lets have some fun andmemorate the second time its happened andwait, hmmm? Isnt that Golem-sama? [Hey, you seem energetic. Ive brought some work today.] Work!? Allow me to send for Suira, then! The subus ran inter Suiras room in the far back. Suira came out immediately after. Sorry to have kept you waiting, Golem-san. Im told that youre here about workdoes it have to do with that girl with you? [She isnt entirely unrted, but I want to ask you a question first. You know about the vige outside of the dungeon? Suira nodded. Well, Suira was originally trying to build a brothel there after all. [A church has been constructed in it. So I want a few of you to work as sisters there.] Sisters? Us? [Correct. You would pass as humans with the proper clothing, right?] I briefly exined Beddhism to her. About how it was a religion that valued and emphasized rest. About how I wanted them to work as sisters in the church. About how I would reward (pay) the workers Ah, I n to use whatever alms or offerings the church gets for their wages. Id pay our inn employees whether or not we had customers, though. [Do you have any problems with that? Not being able to dress like that, or something?] We would be alright wearing clothes, but wouldnt sisters that arent well-known or have connections with it be sent away? [Oh, dont worry about that. I have a cooperator there. Itll be taken care of if you have this girl here introduce you.] I exchanged looks with Nerune. She smiled. I see, so thats were this girles in, then? Ive already infiltrated the inn~. Aah~, honestly~, the church needs so much help itd even settle for goblins help~, I just have to say youre apprentice sistersing to help~ [Beddhism generally wouldnt have any problems even if you said you wanted to take a nap, so it will be alright. So then, how many of you could go?] I was prepared to purchase the sister outfits costing 200 DP per set. It came with a hat so it would even hide their horns. Oh, maybe I could insist they have the blood of sheep-type beastkin in them? Eh, they can withdraw their wings and horns? Subi are amazing Whats to say she wont betray us? [I guarantee she wont. She is a dungeon monster, after all. Named, at that.] I~ am called Nerune~, an apprentice witch~ I mean, isnt it more likely youd betray us~? Really~ I see. No, we will not betray you. Even if we did, it would only be after informing you. We are not under the dungeons control, but we are indebted to you. Ah, theres the possibility that theyll have to betray me, huh. They have other people theyre indebted to, like Leona. Suira thought for a moment, then gave her answer. In that case though, everyone. Whoops. Including Michiru, there are ten subi thatd be over budget. [ What about Subus Vige?] I just mean that we can all go, the number actually going would depend on how many would be employed. [Err, I mean, are you that tired of living here?] Honestly, this area is peaceful and thats nice, but there arent any people here, so there is a shortage of vitality essence in the air. I hasnt influenced us yet, but sooner orter there should be someone whose health deteriorates I was thinking about consulting you about it before it happened, though. What, subi needed something like that? Ites from people, so maybe its like a subtype of DP or something? [Youd been alright so far though?] We were somewhat near to human viges, as well as having Leona-sama with us she was able to supply us more than enough all by herself. She is erotic. Super erotic. As the incarnation of eroticism, she could easily supply even a hundred subi herself. Seriously, Leona is crazy. Compared to her, Shikinas just some girl whos heard about sex through the grapevine. She just has a big mouth, I guess. [Then should I send over goblins to, err?] Geh, that would be ast resort. Its like if we were starving and that was our only choice, some of us would choose to die And I dont want Michiru to taste that Suiras face looked like she swallowed something bitter Yep, goblins are really disgusting. Which is why I would appreciate us going to the vige. I am still uneasy about it, though. [Hmm. Then by having everyone go, perhaps we could enact a system of shifts?] Itll be fine to have them use the back door foring and going and if its not a rush, I could even have the Dyne Company order the sister outfits. Lets go with it not being a problem to rush five outfits. [Then for now, Ill prepare five sister outfits for you. Please share them.] Michirus size wouldnt match others. Is it alright for her to keep a set for herself? [Sure, negotiationplete. I will prepare the outfits and have Nerune deliver them. Please make sure there are five people ready to head into the vige.] Yeah. And please make one of those sets a childs. [I understand.] With that, Nerune and I temporarily left Subus Vige. * Ooh, so they are Beddhist apprentice sisters? Wee. Thats right, Maste Priest-sama~ I was talking to Nerune at the Beddhism gathering. Behind her were the five apprentice sisters (Subi). Nerune introduced Suira and the other subi as Beddhist apprentice sisters that came from another town. And I was the priest who would amiably ept them. Yep, its a farce! Obviously, as Beddhism is still unknown to basically any other vige. But the subi, believing the lie, were relieved. Some of them were looking at me with passionate gazes though I wonder if subi find clergymen tasty? Umm~, theres five others that arent here right now~, but could you ept all of them~? Its fine if they can onlye five at a time~ Hmm? So theyremuting or something? Guess theyre living somewhere. Would the five be staying at the church in shifts be fine? Yeah yeah~. Ah, but theyre only apprentices so they still dont know much about Beddhism~, is that alright~? Of course. As the scripture says, [Everyone has an equal right to Rest], Beddhism epts all. Besides, we are short on manpower right now it seems as though they have their circumstances, but I will rest my eyes on that matter. One wouldnt be able to sleep soundly if they worried about each and every matter. I looked to Suira and addressed her. Shes as beautiful as ever for such a beautiful sister to be a subus yep, were going to get a lot more people. Err, Suira, was it? You are the representative of the apprentice sisters, I take it? Yes. Thank you very much for your hospitality, Priest-sama Good Night. Suira awkwardly brought her hands before her chest and prayed. Come to think of it, the subi were supposed to have erased my memory huh. Perhaps I should tease them a little to make them keep their distance a bit? Oh? Have we met somewhere before? Eh!? No, no, we havent! Hmm was it just my imagination? No, I feel like Ive met you well, alright. And you, littledy, nice to meet you I think? Fueh!? Ah, umm, nice to meet you, Vige Chief-san!? M-Michiru. This is Priest-sama. Priest-sama, alright? Hah hah hah, Im also the viges chief, she can call me whichever she prefers. You dont need to be so polite either, you can talk howevers easiest for you. Now they shouldnt want to be involved with me any more than necessary. They might figure out whats going on if Im not careful interacting with them, after all. Let me guide you through the church, this way please. With that, I seeded in making the subi be the sisters managing the church. See that, Rokuko? Things wont go how youre nning! Well, honestly,pared to doing work, hearing whatever Rokukos wanting wouldnt be much right? Chapter 280 Knight Leader Sally-san, Leaving I was sitting across from Sally-san, the first knight order leader, in the parlor. It was just us. Not in a sexy way at all though. It was more like I was a student who got a call from their teacher to help them. Apparently, Sally, whod been having a rtively thin presence since arriving here was investigating things about me and those around me. Maaan, that bath is great. The bed too Id like to stay two, no three more days, but I think Ill have to move on to my next stop here soon Coincidentally, Kehma-san, youve made something pretty interesting, havent you? HuhO-Oh, yeah, I just went and built a church. Hoh, a churchone for the White Goddess Faith? No. Beddhism. Is that so? Beddhism. I dont think Ive heard of that one before? ording to what Ive heard, its scripture came from the dungeon? Yep, so shes here to ask about whats up with the religion even though she already knows. Definitely. Ah, yeah, I get it, so uhh, SORRY. Yeah. I made it myself a few days ago. Is that so? Ill have to report that to Haku-sama. Oh yeaaah, I didnt tell her about it, did I? Thanks for that. It could be solved straight away by us using the [White Beach (Hotline)], but this is way too good of a chance to let go. Ill have her do it. This way, itll even dy the report a bit. I believe that it will work well with the White Goddess Faith, for now at least, but a subreligion? Really, theres no way were going to deal with whatever problems pop from that. Kehma-san, youll have to deal with those yourself. Okay. I understand perfectly well that youre far from never hearing about it. Well, its natural that shed know at least a bit about it given how the vigers wont stop talking about it. Ah, to shift gears a bit, I want to follow up on Shikina Kukkoro1. It seems as though shes wound up on the receiving end of [Futanaru]? Ive confirmed it, it looks like the effects are just temporary, but Haah, is there something I should be cautious about for that as well? Please take good care so that she doesnt get close to Rokuko-sama. Another of that drugs effects is a powerful aphrodisiac to make it so that there will definitely be offspring left. Ahyeah. Oh, god. Shikinas going to get even worse? Rather, whats this about confirming something? Confirmed what? What did you confirm? No, lets stop there. I really dont want to hear about the boyfriend-having Sally-san doing something to the now-endowed Shikina. Its strong enough that youre better off restraining her until the effect ends. Hahahah Ill consider it. By the way, Ive only been face-to-face with Shikina and it one time since it appeared. Shes pretty much kept to being locked in her room since having Setsuna teach her how to use it. I have no idea what shes doing. None. Should I also add a lock to the outside of her room and seal her off entirely? However, you havent made a move on the lords daughter, nor on Shikina. That was a bit unexpected. Wait, what? Oh, nothing. Nothingnothing at all. Please pay me no mind. Well now that youre talking to me like that I cant help it So Maidence and Shikina really were honey traps, huh. Well, it was easy to get that Shikina was. This is just me talking to myself, but the next one will be thest. Thest? Hmm? Oh my, did I say something? Yeah, so youre going to stick with the talking to yourself thing? Well, I guess that means therell be another honey traping. OK, I get it. But theres also something I dont get. Why did Sally-san tell me that? Did Haku-san tell her to? Or did she decide to on her own? If Haku-san told her to, theres a chance there wont be any more and shes just bluffing, or heck, there might even be two or more. If she decided to tell me on her own, then no, I really dont get why Sally-san would tell me. Seeing me look puzzled, Sally-sanughed lightly and stood from her seat. Fufu, well then, thats all Sincerely, please dont be a bad thing for Rokuko-sama. Also, I will be reporting the matter of you resting on herp. Okay. I-Impossible! Whered that get out from!? Was there a fly on the wall monitoring us or something!? Rokuko might have no way! At any rate, Sally-san and her boyfriend left the inn arm-in-arm. Rokuko came to see them off, so I had Shikina wait in her room. Also, the person who told Sally-san was Rokuko. The heck Kehma, arent you misunderstanding Haku Ane-sama? Shes kind. To you, sure! Shes tough on me But theres nothing to worry about if you dont do anything bad, right? To Haku-san, doing anything with you is something I have to be careful of, let alonep pillows or sleeping together. R-Really? Its fine, I wanted to do it, after all. Itd be fine if I didnt care about my life, sure. Come to think of it, you managed to prepare managers for the church, didnt you? At exactly 1000 DP, even. Yeah, I put those subi to work. You give up now? It wasnt like it was a contest or anything though? But Kehma, did you know? Hmm? Know what? I said that you could use up to 1000 DP. You used 1000 DP, so you lose? Eh? I looked at the menu. The remaining DP out of the 1000 DP disy was 0 DP. This is that, isnt it? Its not that theres no funds left, its like when your remaining HP hits 0 and you die Seriously? Seriously. Err, well, Kehma? Youre going to take my request, right? Rokuko keep ncing to and away from me shyly Haah, oh well. Its my fault. What do you want me to do? ! N-Not yet! Nows no good, not now. Its still bright out! Ah, but would it be bad in the day? I have to clean up the suite! Saying that, Rokuko rushed back into the inn with a bright red face. Rokuko, the heck are you nning to have me do? Its probably something like having us sleep together in the suite. Yeah. Now then, lets see how far the construction of Maidences house ising along~ By the way, that night, Rokuko gave me a bunny suit. Shed bought it with DP. I tried stretching it out, it looked to be properly sized for a man. Eh? Wear this? Who would want that!? Wait, Rokuko does!? What the heck kind of interest does Rokuko have wasnt it just her goblin fetish? The mystery deepens. Eh? I seriously have to wear it? Chapter 281 Extra: The Church in Our Vige (1) Im Robou1. I live in Golen and Im a poor adventurer. I arrived in Golenst winter. I heard that you could capture iron golems in the dungeon here so I came to make some money. Then next thing I knew Id gotten a field and settled down permanently. I was originally the fifth son of a farmer, so Ive always longed for my own field. The first born son seeded all of the familys fields, so rather than being used like some ve, I became an adventurer which is why I never thought in my wildest dreams that Id get a field of my own, let alone one so close to a dungeon. Im so moved. Whoops, theres a weed growing there. Crops grow quickly this close to a dungeon, but that also causes weeds to pop up quicker so I gotta make sure to get rid of them fast. I also wound up being a farmer. Really, that fact makes me smile. After acquiring my field, I found myself going for goblins to be fertilizer for my field rather than caring about iron golems. Sometimes when Im feeling extravagant Ill form a temporary party with the the other viger-cum-adventurers to hunt iron golems, but thats about it. When I was done with daily maintenance and didnt have anything really to do other than overlooking my field, Zun and Doko came over and talked to me. Heya, Robou. Lookin over yer field again are ya? If you like your field so much you should just marry it! Shaddup. You guysre always gushing over my field, and I would if I could, I love my field! Weughed it out together. These two are fellowrades who got fields in Golen. Theyre also people I form a party with often. Theyre good guys with good personalities. Hey, Im gonna go hunt iron golems here in a bit, wanna join? I feel like drinking a ton of alcohol today. Itd be great if yade too, Robou. Ill go. I have some free time for it, what about the cart? Zuns prepared it, ya just need to bring yer stuff. Sure thing. Heading back into my house for a moment, I pulled out my equipment. I hadnt been neglecting to maintain them either, so my preparations were done in a sh. Gonna pray today? Obviously. With that, we headed to a certain somewhere before heading into the dungeon. It was a clean building with white walls and a blue roof. The church. A Beddhism church abruptly appeared in Golenit seems like it was amission sent out to a mage Vige Chief Kehma knows, ording to himand its already an indispensable existence for this vige. Reason: Youre able to encounter iron golems after praying to Beddhism. Reason: Reciting the scriptures in the church cures insomnia. Reason: The sisters are so, so, so pretty that they leave you feeling oddly refreshed. Its especially effective for insomnia and sleeplessness in general. I hear that even Sias lord converted to Beddhism. Maybe thanks to that, Beddhisms started spreading through Sia. Simrly, Im also a Beddhist. I already followed the very adventurer-ish White Goddess Faith, but its a sub-religion so I went and started believing in Beddhism too. Ive felt better since I started praying to Beddhism so nowadays its turned into my preferred one. At any rate, I pray to Beddhism before I go to sleep and all I need to do is say [Good Night], thats all. We dont even actually have to say it. Furthermore, even me just grinning at my field is praying to Beddhism, its basically the best religion for me. We passed through the churchs doors. The interior held a clean and calm atmosphere with warm light streaming through the colored ss windows. It felt faintly tender, with just enough humidity that it didnt feel dry. A breeze swam through the church, ruffling the air and dispersing just enough of the built-up heat on our bodies. The room felt so carefree that we all let out yawns before wed even had a chance to stop ourselves. There were several Beddhists in the church, sleeping with books held in their hands. The books they were reading were all free of charge, so generous. I think Vige Chief Kehma donated them? Just then, a sister walked over to us. The head sister, Suira-san. Her pink-colored hair shook buoyantly, her great scent drifting over to us. She was wearing a sister outfit that stood for purity and tidiness, but her sexy body-type wasnt hidden by it at all. Im not sure if it was for taking mobility seriously or not, but her skirt had a slit up its side, letting people see her bare legs underneath. How erotic. Her chest shook with a bounce every time she took a step, drawing in my eyes. Her hips and butt were great, so great that it makes me just want to ah! No, no. Im not some pervert. Im not the vige chief! Oh? Robou-san, Zun-san, Doko-san. Are you here to pray? Her erotic voice caressed my ears and sent pleasure down my spine. Honestly, how many people converted just because of Suira-san? Then again, all of the sisters here are attractive. As women. As sisters too, I guess? I mean, well, everyone (me too) is d for having such young and beautiful sisters. Yeah, prayers, sister. Suira-san, youre looking extra beautiful today. Oh, heres an offering from me. With that, Doko cheekily handed the sister a vegetable he grew from his field. This carrot looks delicious! Thank you very much. Her cheeks blushing, the sister put the carrot to her face as though in love with it as she proceeded to kiss it and touch it lightly. I guess she really loves her vegetables, she must definitely find it delicious. How envious no, nothing. Nothing! Doko, what are you slouching forward for? No, I take it back, I get it. It looks like youre all prepared to head into the dungeon, so youre praying before you head off? If youre in a rush, would look like todays to be more informal? Yeah. We each passed a copper coin to the sister. Although offerings arent exactly required, everyone says the blessing is more effective if you give one. A god would rather want to give their divine protection to someone who gives them something than someone who doesnt, yeah? It giving us an excuse to touch Suiras hand every time has nothing to do with it at all. So then lets work only long enough to ensure that we can sleep wellGood Night. Good Night We returned the scripture to the sister, whod prayed with her hands on her chest. Well, thats just because todays was informal. Have a good day, all of you. Yeah, were off! Gotta earn some money! Expect a souvenir, Suira-san. Being sent off by the sister was great. Very great. To the point that Id love to be weed back each time Ie back to the church. Feeling refreshed, we headed off into the dungeon. Chapter 282 Extra: The Church in Our Vige (2) And so, with the prayers effect on us, we hunted an iron golem in safety. As a result of exchanging it to the guild and splitting it three ways, my wallet got pretty fat. Its seriously better when we pray! I can y around for a while now~ Still gotta work the fields though. For me, field work is my lifes work. If I had to choose between that and being an adventurer, Id choose the field. Im super fortunate that I can have both at oncenow I just wish I could have a bride. So, wanna go pray at the church? Yeahhh, us getting that iron golem was thanks to Beddhisms help after all. Zun, youre just saying that because you wanna see Suira-san, arent ya? Whatre you on about, Doko! I just wanna pat Michiru-chans head! You lolicon. Like that, we headed to the church. As for the time, it was in the evening. It closes early since we all sleep at night, but it should still be open now. Ah, wee~? The small sister, Michiru-chan greeted us. Come to think of it, her child sister outfit has a slit in the skirt too and I heard that the Beddhism sister outfits were all prepared by the vige chief yep. Well, yeah. Guess thats that, then. Going that far, honestly, I think theres some respect to be had. Zun patted Michiru-chans head as he said he would and handed her an eggnt he was holding on to. Zun, just when did you pick that up? Yaaay~, eggnt~! Michiru-chan rubbed her cheek all over the eggntwhats this feeling? It feels like Im witnessing something wrong. Passing our offerings to Michiru-chan, we did the informal prayer. It feels like giving pocket money to a niece. Calming. Well now were gonna head off to the bar for a drink, youin too Robou? Nah, Im gonna pray a bit more. I want to read a book. Sure, suit yourself. Were off then. Saying that, I broke off from Zun and Doko. Theyre a great pair I can talk to easily. I borrowed a book rted to agriculture from the bookshelf and sat back into a chair. I cant read much since readings so difficult, but as an adventurer, I can manage enough to figure out whats on amission slip. Moreover, this [Tranted Edition: Ichika] book has lots of memos written by an adventurer, so its easy to ready. Whats this? Fertilizer, flour made from grinding shells, into the field heeh, shell powder can be used as a fertilizer? So its not just goblins? Maybe Ill try it out with the next merchant heading to Pavuera? I continued reading the book. It was very good but I guess the days fatigue was building up, since I started dozing and ah! I wound up falling asleep. I hurriedly used [Cleanup] on the book and desk I drooled a bit on to. I dont know if it was made of anything special, but the book cleaned up very nicely that was dangerous, theres no way I could pay to rece the book. With that, a cloth fell down. It looks like one got put on me. You were praying zealously, Robou-san. Suira-san stood next to me with a gentle smile. Umm, Suira-san, this cloth, did you? Yes, I put it on you so that you wouldnt catch a cold You have an adorable sleeping face. She saw my sleeping face? I didnt think much of my party members seeing my sleeping face, but just thinking about Suira-san seeing it is a bit embarrassing. The sun had already set, it was night out. It was a time that the church should have already closed. Sorry for causing you trouble thiste. No, nothing of the sort! If youd like, you could continue sleeping a little longer? Suira-san smiled, looking almost disappointed? Suddenly, I was reminded of a child caught red handed eating a treatno, what am I thinking? Its gotta be my imagination. But theres no way Suira-san would do something like that, right? Come to think of it, did you know that this church has a private room? A private room? When I asked back, Suira-san smiled gently. Yes, a ce for Beddhists to calm down and pray one by oneah, of course since its Beddhism praying, that means to have a nice long rest, butits a room like an inn room. Theres even a key to lock it from the inside, of course. Suira-san smiled. Then, she put her face close to my ear as though to whisper. My ear suddenly felt ticklish and my mind quickly grewforted and tired. I wonder if this is that ear-happiness thing?1 Ifif you provide two silver coins as an offering, you could even do a special prayer in the private room that uses two people? Wha t-two silver coins, s-special!? With two people!? Fufufu, what will you do? Youve been praying so passionately, yes? The moment she said passionatelyI gulped back my saliva. Suira-san smiled coquettishly. Corruptedwith a feeling entirely unbing of her sister outfit. And inside my wallet its there! I nodded right away. This way, then Handed her the silver coins, I was led over to the private room with her soft hand pulling me. Once there, I saw a small bedid out. It was a room meant entirely to sleep in. There, I slept on Suira-sansp. Hmm? Wait, what? I mean, its definitely different from what Id expected, but this is good. Rather, its great. Man, itd actually be a bit ridiculous if Id be able to do what I wanted to do with Suira-san for just two silver, hahaha. Hah You can fall asleep whenever you wish. I will leave the room midway, but I will take care to not disturb your prayer. O-Okay. She stroked my hair gently. Aah, this feels so good wait, she smells so good, crap. Suira-san really smells super goodis there an incense specifically meant for Beddhism or something? Close your eyes, rx your body thats a good boy. Now, slowly, breathe deeplyIm here, dont worry Listening to Suira-san talk, I grew ever more tired. I slept soundly until morning. As expected, Suira-san wasnt there when I woke in the morning, but It mightve been because I rested on herp, but what I dreamed about doing with Suira-san is a secret. Its also a secret that I used [Cleanup] on myself when I woke up Mightve been the first time I wet the bed since I was a child. At any rate, I, having slept all night, came across Suira cleaning when I walked out of the room. Oh, Robou-san. Thanks for the treatst night-I mean, you prayed zealouslyst night. How do you feel? Well? Yeah, I feel great, thanks. Nahaha. Thats all that matters. Suira-san smiled. Should I keepst night a secret? Well, no, but it would be best to keep to only telling those you can trust. However, there is a limitation on the number of private rooms we have, so we may not have one open, and sisters hold the power of refusing anyone they deem unreasonable. I see By the way, if you want to pray another night, next time will be a three silver coin co-sleeping course Ille again! I grabbed Suira-san by the hand and almost yelled it. Suira looked at my face, her eyes looking bashful as they gazed into mine. She then grasped my hands back and opened her mouth. Its a promise, right? Youll definitely be here again? SO CUTE, Im falling in love. Guess Ill tell Zun and Doko about it for now. Theyre probably dead drunk in the bar around now. Gotta go check on my field first though! With that, I headed to my field. Chapter 283 Chatting with Wataru A week after Knight Commander Sally headed back, Wataru came. Heya, Kehma-san! Hows Shikina-chan doing nowadays? She holding up? Shes gotten into a bit of a huge problem right now actually. Eh, is she alright? Sally-san said shell be fine so probably. Sally-san? Ah, that Demon Instructor-sama. If Sally-san said that, itll be fine. Judging by how his eyes zoned out there for a sec, I guess Sally-san taught Wataru back in the imperial capital. I told him about Shikinas sex being thrown for a spin after she absorbed [Futanaru]. I already told Sally-san about it, so theres not really any reason for me to hide it. I showed Wataru to the parlor, we sat facing each other on opposing sofas. Wait, Sally-san came here? I have to greet her Unfortunately, she leftst week. By the way, shes traveling with her boyfriend. Eh, did Sally-san have a boyfriend? An armored boyfriend I cant picture him rather, I havent even seen Sally-sans face. What kind of armor did this boyfriend have? What, are you saying Sally-sans a living armor? Ill tell on you. Hahaha, it was a joke. Please dont ording to him, shed always been in her full te fully done, even with her face guard down, while training. Wataru knowing that Sally-san is a living armor is probably not a thing, but he mightve started suspecting already. Well, Haku-san should be able to sort that out one way or another. By the way, Sally-san herself is a beautiful blonde1. Her boyfriend wasnt wearing armor, he was a androgynous, I-love-older-women type of guy. Heeeh a beauty, huh. She definitely did have a nice voice, I guess. You should see him next time, though make sure you dont fall for him yeah? Hahaha, no way. Oh yeah, what was Sally-sans casual wear like? Armor. Even her casual wear Wataru looked up to the ceiling. Even I think that its to the point that calling her a living armor as a nickname wouldnt be off. Oh, heres this months payment. It has Shikina-chans monthly fees too. Thanks. I took the gold coin-filled bag from Wataru. Its a bitte, but this would be like handing over a suitcase of money in Japan For it to be handed to me so readily Getting lost in that feeling and feeling like Id wound up as a big shot as I counted the coins, the door to the parlor was knocked on. Then, a certain blonde, disappointing elf jumped in. Masteeeeeer! And Wataru-sensei! Its been so long! Hmm? Err, who are you, again? Shes Shikina-chan, obviously? Kehma-san, why are you tilting your head? Fufufu its fine, Wataru-sensei. Ive been locked up in my room for a while now, after all. If I recall correctly, I believe there is a saying in your birthce, Wataru-sensei, that says [Boys grow fast in just three days time, so pay attention2] In other words, as I havent been seen in thest several days, I am basically a new Shikina from Masters point of view! Therefore! Its natural for him to not know who I am! Shikina threw her chest out in pride. She reminds me a bit of what Rokuko used to be like Looks like shes gotten back to her old self. I was wanting her to feel better, but this is a bit For the time being, I put the hundred and five gold coins I counted out into a different dimension using [Safe]. Not needing a real safe because of magic is really convenient, seriously. [Storage] is a low level skill, but with [Safe], Im even able to do stuff like get small change for some reason. Its a really allowing magic. I was told about its currency exchange just the other day. Furthermore, there wasnt even much of a reason for me to count the money since youll know exactly how much money you put into the [Safe] the moment you do it. However, since youll only know what your bnce is, even if you say something like [You were five coins short], someone could just answer back to you with [You must have miscounted then?]. Its important to count them properly before putting them into the [Safe] to prevent idents. Well, jokes aside, its been a few days huh, Shikina. Could it be that that is gone? It hasnt disappeared, but I learned how to use my penis thanks to the diapers I got from you and Setsuna-donos help! Its pretty convenient now that Ive gotten used to it! Dont say penis like that, it sounds vulgar hey, is she really a nobledy? The Kukkoro family is a considerably distinguished family, but. well, maybe this is just another result of Kehma-sans education? Dont me that on me. The vulgarity of her words and her straightforwardness was there from the start. Oh. Wataru-sensei. Id like you to ask father if he could prepare a drug called [Futanaru]. Hmm? Oh, I heard about it from Kehma-san, but you cracked the Sia lords daughters drug, right. Sure, Ill pass it on. Sorry for troubling you. Master said he would shoulder the debt, but there is nothing better than recing the original thing with another if at all possibleoh, also ask him to take care of the legalities as well? Got it. Now that I think about it, theres been a lot of those chaotic-type magic drugs appearing in the imperial capitals market recently, so getting one should be possible. Heeeh, I wonder why~ A certain girl popping into my head, I looked away from the two as they chatted. I wonder if Nayuta knows how to make [Futanaru]? She is her grandkid, and shes an alchemist. Chapter 284 Rookie Hunting (1) A certain man and woman adventurer couple arrived in Golen. They were a two person C-Rank group. The man was named Gesunoh, with the woman being Kiwami. Gesunoh and Kiwami took pleasure in hunting those who were weaker than themselves. Hunting meaning killing people and taking their possessions, of course. It was both their hobby and their source of iearound an 8:2 split. Most of their targets were those people whod just be adventurers and had only just started learning to some extent. There was no sweeter nor easier to hunt prey than a rookie, someone who was basically blind through ignorance or negligence. But above all, the younger their targets, the better. They wouldnt have much money, but there were various other ways to have fun with them. To put it bluntly, these two were sleazebags. Theyd been staying in Pavuera before then, but theyd started being tracked down after ying around a bit too much and had to escape. They had their sights set on two or three spots to move on to. For them, they just took it as how a migratory bird would migrate depending on the season. So, darling, what do ya think we should do next? Mmm, well, honey we should find some young ones to be ourpanions. The two would often try to work their way into parties with just three or less beginners, teach them a few things and get their trust, then kill them. Theyd usually spend a few days doing it, but sometimes they wouldnt be able to hold back and do them in on the first day. They chose groups with that number so they could kill one off and take another hostage to make them watch how they enjoyed themselves with the third. Depending on the situation, they might have to do stuff like kill off two at the same time or use paralytic poison on all three to do it one by one, but The two making sure they had their fun before the kill was just their style Specifics will be left out. Which is why theyd found Golen to be a perfect ce toe along. There was a dungeon filled with things too good for newer adventurers to pass up, such as the iron golems, so there were always tons of peopleing and going. As it was a new vige, it didnt even have a gatekeeper. It was a great ce for criminals to hide out in. There was a ton of prey, it wasnt strange for neers to suddenly appear, and best of all, the dungeon would take care of whatever corpses theyd leave behind. The more theyd heard about Golen, the more they felt like it was a great ce. It was a vige made especially for them. Is what they thought. The first thing they did after arriving at the vige what head to the guild branch office. Other than the veteran adventurers aiming to hunt iron golems, there were tons of delicious-looking rookies. However, their current objective was to inspect the dungeon. They would get a look at the dungeon map and find ces that seemed like there wouldnt be many peoplethat is, ces they could y around in. They decided to split up in order to collect information. Gesunohs goal was to learn about the hunting grounds, and Kiwamis, the prey. Gesunoh walked to the newer looking of the two behind the counter. He spoke amiably, showing his C-Rank guild card and behaving gentlemanly. Hey, Receptionist-san. Is there a dungeon map? There is one for the first floor only. Viewing it is five copper coins, while purchasing a copy is ten copper coins. Just the first floor? He paid eleven copper. One was a tip. Five copper to inspect the map was cheap. In other words, although it wasnt too big of a floor, there should at least be some information on the following floors. The second and third floors are mazes, so as the path changes frequently, a map cannot be made for it. Although it is possible to get a feel for the rough direction you need to go for the staircase, it is hard. Heeeh If you would like to view a map that shows only the fixed traps and the stairways positions, that is ten copper coins. Thirty to purchase one. This time, be paid the thirty coins to buy the map. All that was drawn on the good quality paper map was a rough outer edge, a protruding room, and the position of the staircase. There was a cautionary mark on the protruding room. Whats this room? It says a Safety Zone trap? That is the [Avarice Trap]. Um This information didnt appear to have a cost to it, as she readily told him. Gesunoh thought to himself that it would be better off written down on the map in the first ce. The [Avarice Trap] was something like a room that was itself entirely a trap. It had a pedestal with a magic sword stuck in it. Upon pulling the sword out, it would lock downhowever, you could leave after returning the magic sword to the pedestal. It was only a prison for avaricious people, those who couldnt put the magic sword back. Hearing this, Gesunoh couldnt help but smile. A room that locked downa room they could do whatever they wanted in. Oh, thanks. Im off, then. Take care. Getting all the information he needed from the receptionist, Gesunoh went and joined up with Kiwami, whod gathered some information from separate adventurers. Whats up, honey? Find out anything good? Yeah, darling. I heard about a blue-haired kid being brought by a blonde elf to register as an adventurer. There was a dog beastkin ve too. Any good men? They were all women, so cute I just wanted to gobble them upand they were all dressed up nicely, even the ve, theyve got to be something like a rich girl, her escort, and her pet. Howd it go on your end, darling? Ah, well I did hear about a ce that sounds amazing. Im thinking we should go to check it out right now even. With that, the two headed right into the dungeon. The goblins couldnt match up to them at all. They headed straight for the [Avarice Trap]. Theyd memorized the map, so they quickly found it even with various walls getting in their way. Just as hed heard, upon taking the sword outthe entrance was blocked by thorns. What do you think, great right? Its so amazing! But it looks like sound can make it through that entrance? I think screams would make it through. Girls screaming really does carry pretty far huh yeah, well just cave their throats in first! We could even watch the dungeon eat them up after we kill them if we bring them here. The two snickered. Its such a good ce, how about we get a bit of exercise? Fufu, sure, darling is what Id like to say, but how about we save it for our prey? Unfortunate, but if you say so Im looking forward to it. Haaah, I cant wait to make that rich girl drink the ves piss. She should be able to keep it down since itll be from her cute pet, yeah? Ufu, Im sure that shell be pleased to tears. Then, stopping at a kiss, the two began to search for their prey. That is, for the three women that would fill their wallets and provide them with endless fun. The child and ve would obviously be rookies, so they wouldnt matter at all. The bottleneck in their n was the blonde elf. The blue-haired child and the elf were very likely an aristocrat and her escort. That being the case, the elf should have some level of skill to her. They would need to act buddy-buddy with them to gain more information. Now thenlets n this out. For our fun future! For our fun future! Chapter 285 The next day, Gesunoh and Kiwami found their targeted group of three in the guild and immediately struck up a conversation with them. They were all smiles with them. Yo, you guys! Wanna merge parties with us? Im Gesunoh, a C-Rank. Ufufu, and I am Kiwami. Also a C-Rank. Showing their guild cards, they addressed the blue-haired youngdy and the blonde elf who were sitting on a chair. The dog beastkin was standing next to the two of them, but as a ve without any say-so, they ignored her. It seemed to them that the guild grew a bit noisy now that theyd addressed the group. Maybe they were people who were also looking to butter up to them? They were idiots, the early bird gets the worm, particrly here, where theyd heard news of a particrly famousdy killer that preferred them young. After finding out about that person, Gesunoh decided the best way to go for them was to do it quickly. He cackled inwardly. U-Us? Umm, I-I dont mind, but why? What? You guysre obviously rookies yeah? I just thought we, as your seniors, should team up. Ojou-sama, are you sure? There are other adventurers here that seem more reliable. Umm, but theyre C-Rank adventurers and they seem fine with us? Unexpectedly, the youngdy was interested. ordingly, Gesunoh elerated his ns a bit. See? The Ojou-samas on board, so what about you, Beautiful Elf-san? Dont worry about it. Well be safe, Darlings here. Hmm Shina, itll be fine. If you say so, Ojou-sama, I wont speak against it anymore However, I will not forgive you if you do anything to Ojou-sama! Gesunoh smiled wryly at the elfs re. Smiling, the youngdy gave a small bow. Please call me Mai. And shes Shina. Th-This girls our p-pet, yeah, our pet! Ehehe. The ck-haired dog beastkin had its head pat, its face expressionless. Mai, the one patting its head, was smiling foppishly. Shes treating it almost like a human with those clothes on her. Gesunoh thought to himself. Looks like everythings falling in ce huh, Darling. Kiwami whispered so that only Gesunoh could hear her. She was looking at the dog beastkins tail. Kiwami knew that a beastkindog beastkin in particrwould wag their tails if they were emotionally attached to their owners. A surprising percentage of even those ves who were well-dressed and well-treated by their owners would harbor grudges against them. In any case, a master often didnt consider what their ve wants. When that happened, a ve would likely hope for their master to fall destitute or be attacked, [Leaving] them to be injured or killed. Since there was an equal danger to their life between a sword pointed at them and the cor on their necks, the person theyd listen to varies depending on the ve. If theyd die either way, theyd generally go after the person they hated. Thats just how things went. So then, Mai Ojou-sama. Shall I escort you to the dungeon? Well, umm, before that, could we go to the church to pray? I havent gone to pray yet this morning. The church? Yeah, sure, I dont mind. Saying that, Mai got down from her chair and headed to the exit. The ve followed just after her, with Shina staying between Gesunoh and Kiwami and the Ojou-sama. Gesunoh and Kiwami followed after them out of the guild. One of the adventurers there that saw it happen stealthily spoke to the receptionist. Its going as the vige chief said, huh. It is.So, next is Neither Gesunoh nor Kiwami heard this happen. Gesunoh and Kiwami decided to wait outside while the youngdy prayed in the church. It was because they understood that humans such as themselves couldnt stand before a godnot. It was because they were called over by a beautiful sister. Kiwamis expression warped a bit when it happened, but she decided to not mind it and treat this as intelligence gathering. So you were in Pavuera before this? Yeah. I may not look like much but Im pretty good, Ive never missed snatching my prey. Sister, do you dislike adventurers? Not at all, the god of adventurers, White Goddess-sama, and our Beddhism are very close to each other. With that, I have no reason at all to dislike adventurers. This is the first time Ive heard of Beddhism, what are its teachings? What kind of god does it have? In truth, Beddhism believes in no god.And its teachings are simple. Sleep, rest, value those above all, as well as never disturbing anothers. Saying that is all is no exaggeration. Seeing the sister smile erotically, Gesunoh gulped. It was because he was impairing others restnot. It was just because the sister was charming. So how about it, want to go with us into the dungeon next time? Oh? Are you sure you should be saying that in front of your girlfriend? Ufufu, a good man is resourceful, after all. Darling wouldnt be satisfied just by little old me, he needs two or three more to prey on! Ill apany you next time if I have the chance. I did hear about some of the sisters wanting to register as adventurers Seeing Gesunoh ogle her, Kiwami thought having the sister be their next prey wasnt too bad of an idea. Sorry to have kept you two waiting. Mai Ojou-sama and the the others returned while they were talking. Their expressions changed quickly, as though they were other people. Now then, Gesunoh-sama, shall we go? Will you escort me this time? Yeah, of course. Well then, sister, till next time. Yeah Have a nice rest, Good Night. As the sister said that and with a smile and moved her fingers around in a circle (like a shrine monk), Gesunoh took the youngdys hand and led her, his prey, into the dungeon. They would soon be at their hunting ground. Chapter 286 Oi, I heard you guys. The heck? Youre nning on hunting rookies? I was checking out the dungeons state of affairs for the first time in a while out of curiosity since its been a pretty long time since anyone had used the [Avarice Trap], but then there was a bunch of whispering going on. Curiosity got the best of me and I just started eavesdropping. And then I heard their discussion about rookie hunting. Hahaha, too bad for you two. Theyre wanting to target Maidence, Shikina, and even Meat. Judging by what they were saying, theyre nning on doing stuff thatd need an R-18 tag on it. Thats a huge no-no for Rokuko and Meats education. I happened to see Maidence say that she was wanting to be an adventurer like Kuro-sama since she was her fiance, so it appears that shed decided on bringing Shikina and Meat as escorts to make a three-person party. I dont think I wouldve bothered doing anything if they just chose people that had nothing to do with me, haha. Maaaan those two are shit out of luck. First off, they dered theyd be killing the viges resident adventurers. Not only was that picking a fight with me as the viges chief, but also with me as the dungeons master since it would take away from my regr DP ie. Thats their first OUT. Id let them live if that was all. (I didnt say Id let them be uninjured.) Next, among those they targeted was an aristocrats daughter who Im keeping a watch over. Thatd obviously bring more crap my way. Besides, theyre wanting to do it in the dungeon, theyre obviously intending to me it on the dungeon right? Youre kidding me. With that, thats two OUTS. If that was all, Id leave them their lives. (I didnt say I wouldnt make them prefer death.) But what they really screwed up on was targeting Meat, my hug pillow. Guess Ill have to have them die. Fufufu. Please repent, okay? So because of all that, I decided to inform the guild. I mean, itd be alright if I did it myself, but if a C-Rank whod been properly collecting information about the dungeon just up and disappeared, thatd raise rms. For example, if they didnt return after telling the guild something like how theyd just be checking around the safer parts today, thatd seem off. Its not like it would be too troublesome to wrap it all up myself, but letting the guild know to bury them in a legal sense is a lot easier. So I decided to prepare by reporting that I got the feeling theyre trying to hunt rookies! Its just their fault that the rookie they picked will be flipping the tables on them! Proof wont be needed! Because itll be from an ident in the dungeon! Well, in short, Im justying the groundwork. With all that, I went to the guild, leaned up against the counter and told the usual Receptionist-san we needed to have a word. Which is how I wound up hearing them talk about hunting rookies, but what can we do? I think theyre aiming for Mai-sama and Shikina since theyre nobles, and I think thatd be a big problem~ Yes, I understand. How do you wish to handle it, then? Eh? Ummm, we couldnt go for capital punishment, could we? I mean since theyre repeat offenders and all Understood. I will leave taking care of them to you, Kehma-sama. I will prepare it so that those two adventurers assets will be frozen. Eh? I would like to use whatever they have stored within the guild aspensation for their victims bereaved families, so I would be thankful for any amount of information you can get from them. I understand that it isnt your responsibility for that, though, so if you arent able to, you dont need to worry about it. Eh? Umm, excuse me Is there a problem? Err, how should I put it? This is going way, way faster than Id nned. Is it alright for us to go on like this without her checking the facts? Doesnt she think Im lying at all?Wait, maybe she was using a lie detecting magic took under the counter? Even so, wouldnt it be necessary for her to question them first? Umm, isnt this going way too fast? Dont you need evidence first or something? No. Although you havent prepared any evidence, we have your testimony, am I correct? Yeah. Which allows for capital punishment to be allowed. Yeah, well Eh? Wait, hold on, just by having my testimony? Yes? Even if she was using a lie detecting magic tool under the counter, I still think shed need confirmation or evidence. Theres even the possibility of me having made a mistake. Would you prefer for me to exin? Oh, yeah. Please. When I responded to Receptionist-san, she just sighed as though she really didnt want to. First of all, Kehma-sama, you are the [Vige Chief]. Putting it more directly, were you aware that as the person in charge of this vige, you hold judicial authority here. Yeah, well you put it a bit harshly there So its not that I dont hold authority despite being a figurehead? Having a vige chiefs testimony is enough to close the trial immediately. So, as I, the person responsible for the guild side of things, have confirmed your judgment, all that is left is their execution. Haaah, so thats how it is? In other words: [Hey you, youre going to die since the most influential person and the people in charge of you agreed on it.] The heck! This world takes lives so easily! Well, this is a world where you can buy people for a single gold coin (around a million yen1), so thats just the way it is here. I mean, Ichika was just fifty silver Also, could I borrow your ear for a moment? Eh? Okay. I lent her my ear to hear what she wanted to say confidentially. Then, with a voice quiet enough to not be heard by others around us Kehma-sama, as an aristocrat, you could easily bestow punishment on your word alone if its simply for twomon adventurers. No waaay~!? So thats how it all actually went. An [Aristocrat (Me)] decided to punish twomon adventurers. An [Aristocrat (Me)] rmended capital punishment. Furthermore, the [Chief Executive (Me)] proimed their sentence was appropriate. Simultaneously, the [Judicial Authority (Me)] decided their sentence to be appropriate and confirmed its decision with the adventurers guild. As there were no contradictions or discrepancies between the testimonies given by an [Aristocrat (Me)], the [Chief Executive (Me)], and the [Judicial Authority (Me)], the person responsible for the adventurers guild deemed the judgment valid. The primary reasons being due to the testimonies given by the [Chief Executive (Me)] and an [Aristocrat (Me)]. The [Chief Executive (Me)] requested to carry out the punishment. Now what follows is simply to carry it out. Right. So as long as I out someones crime even if it wasnt rookie hunting like this, so long as I dont lie, theyre screwed? Even a figurehead chief like me could be seen as an aristocrat dictator. I definitely cant just go and lightheartedly say someone should die so this is power, huh? Its scary! Umm, why do you know Im an aristocrat? That is something I cannot answer due to a duty of confidentiality. Hmph. So was it Sally-san? Or maybe there was some story passing through this guild about it having a more reliable backing after the aristocrat listing was made? It couldve been Haku-san herself doing something, too Wait, even if this is because of Haku-san, theres not much of a reason for me to care about how she got her information, huh. Well, me getting the guilds cooperation is convenient. No way, was thatst thing Sally-san mentioned meaning Receptionist-san? Lets be cautious. I am even aware about your two cards. You have many exceptions surrounding you, so please align yourself into being solely B-Rank as soon as you can. Have you taken the examination? Haah, Ill consider it. I didntmit myself to it. I have no intention of publicly bing a noble. Oh, but Meat showed her B-Rank card to the lord huh~. What should I do about that? By the way, about the rookie hunters, do you know what their modus operandi is? Oh, if thats all I gave away their motus operandi. Well, thats just a service for her. Now then, how am I going to go about disposing of them? I should get them to give up as much information about their victims as possible Chapter 287 Hunting Preparations Something a bit unexpected happened, but it looks like Ill be able to deal with them how we want. Letting the dungeons darkness bury them sounds good. Its not as though Im exposing Maidence and Shikina to danger. Among the things Rei enhanced herself with was the [Illusion] skill. It was an ability that allowed you to show illusions to another. She hadnt used it at all since enhancing herself, so I figured now was a good chance. If we use your [Illusion] skill to make two body doubles, how long will theyst? Err, using it to make body doubles? It would be different if it was just for the two of them to see it, but having a lot of people see it would be impossible sorry. Huh? Rei, your illusions arent like disguises, but are more like targeted hallucinations? Ummm, I dont get it too well myself yet, but it doesnt work if there are a lot of people there to see itit gets undone. Its fine if its just one person, but it gets hard with two others. I might be able to deceive maybe five people at the same time? Whats up with that? Is it that this world identifies phenomena by when they are observed, so that if there are a lot of observers, you need a rtive increase in power to maintain the illusion? Mmm, Im not sure. It does sound like it has some crazily annoying requirements though. At any rate, I guess I should just remember that she cant use it in front of a lot of people at once. Oh, I can use it even if theres a lot of people if I have them disappear! I see. People wouldnt be viewing them if theyd disappeared, after all. Based on that, yeah, looks like I can use it. So you can do it if theres two people? I can! Ah, but theyll be found out if they get touched, theyre just air. Having something for them to cover would be good. If you could lend me a golem. but maybe theyd be too hard? Maybe we could trick them if we have them wear gloves wound in thin cloth? And dress them up? Luring them from the guild where theres so many people looks to be impossible, so I guess well do it in the cave? Ill have to have Maidence and Shikina wait in the inn until its safe though. Maybe I should call for them for a chat? Ah, umm, Master? Theres another thing thatll be a problem for using illusion What? I cant reproduce a body with [Illusion] unless Ive properly memorized the persons body, so what if I could give them a full body massage or something? Ah, but even then I think the limit I can remember them is a day? So well need their cooperation. Got it. Well, please call for them and Meat. I asked her to get Maidence, Shikina, and Meat. Rei left the room, immediately returning with all three of them. Maidences maid didnte in, but she was standing outside the door. Umm, Kehma-sama. You wanted to talk? I heard that it is rted to me as well. Is it about Beddhism? Pillow rted? Looks like Rei didnt tell them anything. And Meat, theres no way Id do something as scary as ask them about anything hug pillow rted, yeah? I should get this moving. Lets see, from here on out Ill be speaking as the vige chief Violent criminals havee into the vige. They are adventurers belonging to the adventurers guild, but they are murderers who hunt rookies. Immediately after I spoke, Shikinas eyebrows knit together and Maidence grew serious. Meat remained as expressionless as usual. Maidences reaction was a bit surprising. It wouldnt be surprising for youngdies like her to grow pale after hearing that, but she just held the brave gravity of a person ced above others. It looks like I wont have to watch my words for her in this. Since Shikina would follow my orders and Meat would do anything I said, I just need to focus on speaking to Maidence here. I faced toward her. This is a horrible turn of events. Kehma-sama, what will you do with them? Capital punishment. They appear to have targeted a certain group of three individuals, so I was hoping that Shikina you, Mai-sama, could wait it out in the inn while I take care of them. How could I just sit and watch, I would like to be of help! And why is Kuro-dono alright!? Keep quiet, Shikina. Im talking with Mai-sama right now. And Kuro is strong, thats why it is alright. So I am weak!? Shikina, you are weak against surprise attacks, exactly what these criminals specialize in. Even if you are vignt, they could catch you off guard. If you understand me, quiet down. Ugugu, its vexing, but youre right. As expected, Master understands me thoroughly. Whats with that thoroughly bit? And stop blushing. Im ignoring you now, ignoring you! Shikina managed to take my attention away, so I faced Maidence again. I would like to apologize for any inconvenience this gives you, but there is something I would like your cooperation in. I dont mind but how can I help? If you want to help and dont mind skipping the details, Id like Shikina and you to receive a full body massage from Rei. Umm, I dont follow? Right? Id tilt my head and not understand how receiving a full body massage would help with catching criminals if I were in her position either. Only Maidence would have the blue curls to shake like that though. Sorry, its a requirement for a skill. Rei will be using her [Illusion] skill, so I intend to have her create body doubles. However, the skill isnt something quite so convenient as to be readily usable she must massage someones body and will be able to reproduce it for up to a day afterwards. So that is the reason? I understand. Moreover, since it cant be used in front of many people, we will have to wait to encounter them in the dungeon. By the way, me talking so explicitly about Reis skill here is so that I wont use it poorly in the far future and so that I can dere that it cant be misused. It wouldve been better if it was a lie and I could abuse it though. I see, alright. Ooh! Then lets But Kehma-sama. This means that they will be going into the dungeon? Eh? Well Forcibly arresting them as soon as you detected then would have been fine, but I assume that you going through with this roundabout measure is to keep this from rming the public? Crap, I couldve done that! Not, I wanted to go through the proper steps just in case. Yep. Another problem is my confidence in it. Unless I show that they actually hunt rookies, I might end up as being seen as offhandedly forcing punishment on innocent people. Lets just say its my own selfishness. In that case, I think it would be best for us to temporarily act as decoys to lure them into a dungeon, then seize them there. You have a point, but there is no denying the possibility of the danger that that would put you and Shikina, aristocrats, into. You may even be taken as hostages. Id like to help Kuro-sama, my fiance. Maidence just stared at me fixedly. I guess I can put her to use if she really wants to? I can put something out through the adventurers guild as a nominatedmission. In that case, please catch their attention in the guild and lure them out to the church. I will tell the church about it beforehand, so we will switch you out for your decoys ther. Sound good? The criminals shouldnt want to make their move inside the vige, so it should be fine. Moreover, Maidence also seemed pleased with the n and nodded in agreement. Shikina, however, interrupted. Master! Use me too, me too! Can you do the act? I-Ill do my best! Well, Rei wouldnt be able to use her illusion inside the guild at all anyway, so lets have Shikina get a bit of experience in that too. Alright, Ill allow it. Yay! Mai-dono, I will do my best! Yes, lets give it our all, Shikina-sama! The two of them shook hands. Good luck. Also, when I was telling them the gist of their performancewhen I mentioned that Meat would be Maidences pet, Maidence seemed overly worked up about it and blushed furiously. Well, lets not look too much into that. With all appearances set up, time to work on preparing whatll actually happen. Also also, she had to memorize the feeling of their clothes as well, so I had them lend their clothes along with the massage but I could only see Rei as a pervert after seeing her smell their clothes and rub it against her cheeks like that. Lets keep that bit a secret. I mean, she really was being serious about it. She was smelling the clothes like a wine taster would sample wine. Chapter 288 Rookie Hunting (3) Well then, want to head right into the dungeon? Yes, thank you, Gesunoh-sama, Kiwami-sama. They went into the dungeon, led by Kiwami as their scout. Mai, the blue-haired youngdy, set foot into the dungeonyet still, she was more calm than Gesunoh had thought she would. He wished she would have at least been excited for entering a dungeon for the first time. Maybe she was just good at concealing her expressions? Ojou-sama, have you been inside a dungeon before? Yes, I asked Shina to show me around a little yesterday. Well, we turned back after seeing the second room though. Oh, so shes already been into a dungeon before? Gesunoh thought to himself, now understanding why. This dungeon was particrly special, it was a dungeon you could enter with even a G-Rank in your party, or even a party of F-Rank adventurers. Though if you wanted to enter with a G-Rank, your party would need to have a person in it of at least D-Rank to be allowed in. Shinas here too, a dungeon like this should be an easy thing. Ojou-sama, please dont let down your guard. Dungeons are dangerous ces, okay? Gesunoh-san, Kiwami-san, please say something to Ojou-sama as well. The topic had suddenly shifted, but Gesunoh and Kiwami just smiled. This youngdy being so cocksure would only serve to make it easier on them. Oh no no, its as our Ojou-sama says. A low difficulty dungeon like this is so easy that even beginners are allowed to delve into it. Well be able to manage even without you two worrying about anything. Right? Thats why darling and I are here. Kiwami winked at Mai. Having great timing, two goblins appeared and attacked them. Gesunoh made quick work of them, defending Mai and Shina as theyd dered. Even with their rotten core, they were still C-Ranks. Mere goblins would never best them. Amazing work. Dont you agree, SenpaPet-chan? The pet beastkin looked on with cold, expressionless eyes. She didnt even look at the youngdy. As I thought, the two of them dont get along well. Kiwami was convinced of it. I-I want to give a reward to Gesunoh-sama after doing such amazing work. Please ept this. Saying that, Mai pulled a silver coin out from her [Safe] and handed it to Gesunoh. Haha, Ill keep it as a good luck charm. How much money does she have in there? Not skipping a beat and still keeping a smile on his face, Gesunoh started thinking about how things stored inside containers created by space-time magic[Safe] for examplewould spill out if the caster died. Oh? I dont get any? The person who defeated the goblins a moment ago was Gesunoh-sama though? Kiwami-sama did nothing. Right, Shina? Yes, Kiwami had done nothing. Rewarding a person who simply stood and watched would be wasteful. Tch, f*cking amateur bitch. Hearing her say that, Kiwami cursed her out in her mind. In fact, Kiwami had noticed the goblins ahead of time and closed off their path of retreat while Gesunoh took care of them. However, that could also mean that Shina took her to be a useless individual and may lower her guard a bit more. Though besides, speaking entirely in terms of how little someone had done, Shina was the most useless as shed only stood next to the youngdy the entire time. They preferred enjoying themselves with people that were still alive, but it wasnt exactly a requirement. They could still have fun with someone after theyd killed them. Darling, could you give me that? Im going to embed it into her with [Healing] after cutting the tendons of her arms and legs. Well do the youngdy on her like that and kill herter. Kukuku, as expected of my honey. Thats a great idea. Lets slice up this Ojou-sama with the sword in there. Gesunoh and Kiwami spoke to each other in whispers so that the other two wouldnt hear them. Well then, how about we check out a bit deeper in? I heard about an interesting room at the guild. Wanna try it? Not like therell be any trouble with us here. Yes, please guide us. Ojou-sama, I do not believe that we should go any further in, it is dangerous. Be quiet, Shina. We have Gesunoh-sama here, a C-Rank. There wont be any problems. The beastkin pet sighed, her eyes still cold. Making their way through the first floor, they finally made it into thebyrinth area. Even there, they didnte across any major enemies. Although it did have iron golems in it, all they came across were y golems. They were cleaned up about as quickly as the goblins. Although there was abyrinth, they easily made their way through it using the maps help and quickly came upon their goalthe [Avarice Trap]. Gesunoh and Kiwami entered first, followed by Mai and Shina after being invited in. Kiwami approached the pedestal with the sword in it. With everyone in the roomGesunoh standing in the rearshe pulled out the sword. Shortly afterward, they heard a noise and the entrance was blocked by needles. Crap! Were shut in! Gesunoh spoke with a forced tone. !? Wh-What happened? Wh-What is this? Thedy and her escort reacted in simr ways. Their behaviors were so alike that it was like they were connected by strings. Seeing them like that, Gesunoh grinned. It looked like thedies hadnt collected any information about this room. It would have been somewhat annoying had they known about it. Gesunoh-sama, what is going on? Dont worry about it, Ojou-sama. In truth, after pulling that magic sword out of its pedestal, the room will lock itself down for a single night. It is a safety zone, there is no danger. Just one night? Yes. We will rest here and return tomorrow in the morning. Gesunoh smiled as warmly as he could to reassure thedy. Is that so? She appeared to be convinced. However, you unterally deciding our schedule is troubling. We havent prepared to camp? I am sorry for that. Dont worry, though. We have prepared ordingly, including enough for the Ojou-sama, of course. With that, Gesunoh invoked [Storage] and took out a copsible tent and sleeping bags. The [Storage] scroll was expensive, but it was convenient. Time inside it was stopped, so you could even keep severed animal parts preserved in it. Oh? You can use [Storage]? Is that why you werent worried about meals before? Yeah, we can eat freshly prepared meals like this. Gesunoh took out some soup, steam still rising from it. The soup was, however, drugged. It wasnt so much that you would notice after a mouthful or two, but around an hour after finishing it, you would grow numb and be unable to move. Feeding them this would make their job easier than just attacking them normally, but Ojou-sama. Please eat what I have prepared. We dont know if they put anything in that. If you say so, Shina. Gesunoh-sama, please eat that with Kiwami-sama. Oh? Oh well, then. Of course it wouldnt go that smoothly. Gesunoh clicked his tongue. Even so, they wouldnt have any problems if they just attacked them during their sleep. He decided to wait for night. Chapter 289 Rookie Hunting (4) It was hard to keep track of time inside a dungeon, but you could know if it was day or night. This was because dungeons also darkened at night. Unless you had the [Night Vision] skill, it was difficult to move around at night. During one of those dark nights. Mai and the other two had let down their guard and fell asleep in the tent Gesunoh prepared for them. Holding no lighting, Gesunoh and Kiwami stood in front of their tent. The two tents were a little ways away from each other. Their reason for standing there was, of course, in order to attack. Sorry for the intrusion With that whisper, Kiwami stealthily entered the tent. Although the inside wasnt toorge, it wasrge enough for three or four people. Mai and Shina were asleep on their bedrolls, with the beastkin pet asleep in a sitting position in the corner. She nces at the pet. Shed appeared to be asleep, but their eyes met. Ya know, I wont do anything if you keep quiet, yeah? Looking uninterested, the pet just kept staring at Kiwami. I knew it. Smiling, she took a cor from the pouch at her waista ve cor. She then ced it around the neck of the sleeping Shina. , , , [Illegal Order: 5]. The cor shined. It was a sess. With that, this cor would force her to follow Gesunoh and Kiwamis orders. Theyd purchased this magic from a shady peddler a while back, it was a spell that made it possible for them to cause a ves cor to tighten five times. The ve cor would be unable to be taken off, as how it should be. However, it wouldnt stop strangling the ve on the fifth use. Because of that, it was a defective spell. Now that the biggest hindrance was out of the way, it was time for them to have some fun. Darling, its time for fun. Thanks, honey. Love ya. When Kiwami called for Gesunoh, he entered the tent. With that, Mai stirred. Mmm huhKiwami-sama? Eh, wh-why is Gesunoh-sama here? Finally awake, Ojou-sama? Im here so that I can escort youdies, kukuku. Gesunoh smiled. It wasnt the kind smile hed disyed back at the guild, but a distorted smile, one that caused people to feel ufortable. No way Shina, wake up! Cut down these ruffians! MmO-Ojou-sama! I-Ill do it right now! Guh! Her neck wrung, Shina fell prone. Hah, what a meager elf. Shes already out with just that teeny bit of strangling? She was seriously your escort? What did you do to Shina!? We just disciplined her a bit with her cor. Come now, we still have the whole night ahead of us. As long as you stay quietwell, maybe we wont do anything to this immature brat? Ive wanted to y around with an elf for a while now. Gesunoh looked through Shinas luggage, felt around for her pouch, and took out her Guild Card. What, you were a D-Rank? Man, Id thought you were gonna be skilled with you being a guard and all, but I guess we didnt need to watch out so much for you. Here, honey. A present. Thanks, darling. Love you~ Kiwami epted Shinas Guild Card from Gesunoh. Kiwami took out an iron skewer from her [Storage] with several Guild Cards on it already. He then prated Shinas Guild Card, adding it to the decorations. Ufufu, my D-Rank collections grown a lot~ Kiwami kept a collection of Guild Cards as trophies. They couldnt be used for anything and just took up space in her [Storage], but Kiwami herself just thought of it as a hobby and found it a reasonable thing to do. Seeing that, the beastkin pet got up and fished around their luggage. Just as Kiwami started to wonder what she was doing, the beastkin handed her another card. It was Mais F-Rank Guild Card. Whatre you doing! Stop this instant! Oh hoh? Looks like she hates you, Ojou-sama, ufufufu. Kiwami epted the card from her, simrly adding it to her F-Rank collection. Then, the moment she tried to put it back into her [Storage] With an incredibly rming speed, the beastkin pet thrust her hand into the open [Storage]s hole. She then grabbed her E-Rank and C-Rank Guild Card collections. Wha!? Any more? None at B-Rank, none above. Mm, good. She had many F-Rank and E-Ranks in her collections, but she didnt have too many D-Rank or C-Rank cards. What the f*ck are you The moment Kiwami tried to say that, she was thrown down to the tents floor. She fainted on impact. The beastkin pet then clenched her right hand and punched her forcibly in the face. Thats enough. Eh, shouldnt we question them for any other victims? I thought youd enjoy what came after this, in a way? Its fine. Weve gathered the victims cards. That is enough. Gesunoh heard a voicee out of nowhere. The pet was responding to that voice. What the f*ck is going on? Gesunoh was incredibly confused, but he managed toe back to himself. Then Dont move! You know whatll happen to this Ojou-sama if you move, yeah? Saying that, hed picked Mai up in the crook of his elbow and pointed a knife at her. Gesunohs quick reaction was probably the best thing he could have done. What should we do? Meat-senpai. Perhaps he could be useful for Goshujin-sama somehow? No, no, he knows too much now that hes touched the body this money. True. At least, it would have been the best thing if this situation was like anything Gesunoh could have expected. Hed intended to buy enough time by taking a hostage to get Kiwami back up and escape the tent. Moreover, once the beastkin pets master died, it would have been freed. With that, he could have used magic on its cor to be her new master At worst, he would have gained at least enough time to seriously think about his next move. However. The ve, a beastkin that should have wanted to have control over its own life and death, was binding Kiwamis hands and feet of her own volition. She didnt seem to care about him at all. What the hell, seriously what the f*ck! Release Kiwami! Are you fine with me killing this girl then!? Feel free to do whatever you want with the toy. What did you just say? With that, Gesunoh suddenly realized that something was off. The Ojou-sama hadnt been asleep, shed already woken up. Even so, she hadnt said even a single word since he took her hostage. She hadnt even moved. She didnt even appear to be breathing, nor did she seem to have a body temperature. At longst, Gesunoh looked down at the [Ojou-sama] in his arm. The personno, the thing he saw there was a wooden doll. Her hair seemed strangely real, but her face was t. There werent even eye sockets or a mouth. The doll slowly moved its head to stare at Gesunoh. Hiiii!? Gesunoh threw the doll girl at the ve and ran away at full speed, abandoning Kiwami. Him throwing the doll at the ve gave him enough time to get out of the tent and run toward the pedestal. To escape from the room, he had to return the magic sword to its spot in the pedestal. Hed have to get close to the tent again, but he wouldnt be able to escape without doing this first. Despite everything that had happened, Gesunoh was still confident that he could do this with his C-Rank skills. What the fck, what the fcking f*ck it was going so well! He wondered if hed done something wrongwell, he obviously had, but he didnt mean it that way. He felt sorry for Kiwami, but it was for the best for them to break up here. They were monsters in human form. Theyd be killed after being caught. They were just mimicking being human Monsters? Wait, this is a safety zone Which means they were variants? Right, they were variants! Reporting the existence of a variant was the obligation of all adventurers, theyd even be rewarded substantially for the information. Yeah, thats right! He wasnt running away right now, he was strategically withdrawing so that he could report their existence! Gesunoh plunged the magic sword that had been at his waist back into the pedestal. Good, now I can Gesunoh turned around to see his way out. However, the passage remained blocked off by needles. As if hed been trapped within a monsters mouth. Chapter 290 Rookie Hunting (5) The magic sword was back in the pedestal, but the entrace was still closed. Why this isnt what happened when we checked it out it should be open Oh, thats weird. Well be locked in here over night after withdrawing the magic swordthats what you said though? I even took great pains to make that true. Upon turning toward the voice he suddenly heard behind him, he saw a silver-haired woman he didnt recognize. Who are you!? How did you get in!? How? Theres obviously only one entrance to this room. The woman let out a smallugh. Now. This is your end. Thank you for the meal. Wh-What are you Snapping her fingers, the woman caused a rock to fall from the ceiling. Just as Gesunoh recognized it as a rock trap, the rock got upit was an iron golem. No way this is a safety zone! So what if it is? Its of no concern to you. Youre about to die. He looked up. Doing that, he saw that the ceiling was covered with lumps of iron. No way, were those all iron golems? One of those masses of iron, the one clinging to the roof directly above Gesunoh, moved. He hurriedly dodged out of the way. It crashed to the ground directly behind him. You better watch out, that spots not safe either. !? Yet another iron golem crashnded in front of him. Him dodging, having another golemnd, and dodging yet again repeated over and over. He slowly ran out of ces to escape. Uoh, uwaaaah!! Hmm hmmm. This seems to be a fairly effective trap. Dammit! Help me, please! I have money! Ive left a lot of it with the guild, Ill even give you all of Kiwamis toooooooo! Just as Gesunoh finished his plea, the golems stopped falling. Hah, hah Im, saved? However, the iron golems that had fell began to surround Gesunoh. Even if they were stone golems rather than iron ones, the C-Rank Gesunoh still wouldnt be able to make it out of this. Where would he even run to? The entrance was still blocked off by needles either way. Rei, why are you ying around? Ahsenpai. Im not, Im just experimenting with this trap Master made. Im definitely not ying around at all, okay? The silver-haired woman talked with the beastkin ve as though they knew each other well. Behind the ve was a wooden doll wearing Shinas clothes. On its neck was the ve cor Kiwami gave her. On her shoulder was Kiwami herself, still unconscious. Gesunoh finally realized that theyd been set up. Dammit why, why are you looking at me like that!? What did I do to you!? Senpai, what is that thing talking about? You there, were you not hunting rookies? Hunting people that are weaker than you ismon sense! Im not in the wrong! So thats what you want to say in your current situation? Alright, then. Hearing her say that, Gesunoh also realized that he himself was a pathetic, weak thing to the golems hounding him. How stupid could he be to say that? Kiwami, wake up, Kiwamiii! Get up, save me, do somethiiing! Hearing his voice, Kiwami stirred. Uuu darling? I ow! Eh, what? What happened? Honey! Kill theeeeem! Hurry up, dont hold baaaack! Gesunoh shouted four orders to the cor of the doll holding Kiwami. With that, the cor would tighten until it broke the dolls wooden neck. As nned, Gesunoh managed to use [Illegal Order: 5]s effect to destroy its neck. Its wooden head dropped to the ground. Following that, Kiwami also fell to the ground. Kill them! Hurry, do iiiit!! Yeah, I dont really get whats happening, but die! She quickly cut through the cords restraining her limbs with a small knife shed had tucked into her sleeves. Then, following through with her movement, she simrly went at the silver-haired girl with a needle-looking weapon shed had tucked in her other sleeve. Shes dead! Gesunoh and Kisumi both believed that to be so, but the attack didnt hitit missed That is, although it had definitely hit its intended location, it passed right through her. That was my afterimage. You mean illusion? Ah, no, senpai. We didnt need to tell them the truth The two had a back and forth, watching Kiwami stumble forward from her attack. Wh-What is going on, seriously!? Why are there so many iron gogehoh!? Just as Kiwami, not understanding what was happening at all, was looking looking around to try and catch up, the beastkin ve struck her in her face. Courteously, she did it on the opposite side of her face asst time. Once again, Kiwami fell unconscious. I made it more quiet. Good job, senpai. Im a bit surprised at how your trainings progressed but still, I wonder why the mannequin golems neck broke? I think it has to do with the ve cors effect. Well, as for that magic Ive received an order from Master. We will question him about itter. They continued talking as though nothing had happened. Kiwamis resistance turned out to be meaningless. There was too much of a gap in strength between them. How did this happen to him? Gesunoh felt his mind fall into the abyss. Oh, Golem-donos. Please hurry up and seize that thing for me. The silver-haired girl said it as though she were telling them to pick up garbage from the ground. Following her orders, the iron golems swarmed Gesunoh. An indication of being a C-Rank adventurer was being able to take an iron golem on one-on-one. Gesunoh, one of those C-Rank adventurers, was surrounded by countless iron golems. He desperately tried resisting but was beaten by their iron fists until he crumbled, cking out. Chapter 291 Rookie Hunting (6) Uwaaaah! Huh? When Gesunoh woke up, he was in some stone passageway. Kiwami was with him. His body didnt hurt and Kiwamis face had somehow returned to normal. Huh? Oh, so it was a dream. That was a weird one. He had no idea why hed fallen asleep at a ce like this, but he figured it was probably due to a trap or something. Their prey were monsters, the ve was a monster, and there was a silver-haired girl that controlled iron golems. Theres no way that had actually happened. Let alone the fact that there was a literal swarm of iron golems. What a horrid nightmare. Given that his body and Kiwamis face were perfectly alright, it had to have been a dream. He could recall it with far too much rity, but it was a dream. Lets just forget that one. Gesunoh told himself. Hey, Kiwami, get up. Mmm what is it, darling? Huh? Gesunoh shook Kiwami awake, causing her to look about. What happened to the Ojou-sama and her elf guard? And that silver haired girl? H-honey, you had the same dream? Dream? Right, yeah, it was a dream. Kiwami answered, feeling her face. So then this is somewhere you brought me, right, darling? No, I just woke up too. Honey, you dont know where we are either? No clue were in the dungeon though? Judging from the feeling the area gave off, probably. Maybe part of thebyrinth? They suddenly heard footsteps. Other adventurers? No, theres too many. And those footsteps sound too heavy Does that sound like iron golems to you? And a lot of them A swarm of iron golems? Lets get away from here. Reminding him of the iron golem swarm he saw in his dream, Gesunoh paled. Kiwami also saw a lot of iron golems in her dream, so she chose to run without ridiculing Gesunoh at all. They may have been C-Rank adventurers, but there were only the two of them, after all. However, Kiwami hadnt noticed it. This door was more gorgeous than the ones other rooms had. It was this dungeons boss room. A door that lead them even deeper into hell. Inside the room, it was like a castles audience chamber. However, there was no one in it. Only a treasure chest. Kiwami, look! Theres a treasure chest. Wait up, Gesunoh. It has to be trapped. Lets be careful. They took its appearance as a silver lining to their situation. As the two approached the treasure chest, the door they came in mmed closed. Thenit fell down. Baaaang! A tremor so loud they could feel it in their guts. Having fallen onto the stone pavement, it let out a jarring metallic sound everytime it moved its body. It spread its wings and lifted its head up. Its red eyes devoid of life locked onto the two of them. It looked exactly like the strongest of all speciesa dragon. [PULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!] A different metallic noise, one more like a flute sounded out as it roared. An iron dragon!? R-Run away! Abandoning the chest, they found a door further in the room after looking for a way out. The two of them ran to it as fast as they could, but the door was locked. Quick, get it open Kiwami! Wait! Crap, I-I cant open it! Wha youre a scout though!? Just open it, quick! Theres not even a keyhole, how could I!? Were in a boss room! It was a door that wouldnt open without first defeating the boss. I-Its not my fault! Youre the one that said toe into here! And you agreed!! Youre a warrior, so deal with the dragon! Theres no way I could, its a f*cking dragon! Bang, bang. The dragon slowly approached them. They didnt have time to argue back and forth. Honey, I have an idea. One of us will get its attention while the other runs to the other door. Oh, so that means youll be the decoy right, darling? How about we go opposite directions, whichever it follows will be the decoy. Yeah? Alright. And so the two took off to the left and right, running in opposite directions. The dragon headed to Kiwami and struck at Gesunoh with its iron tail. Gesunoh was slow in dodging it due to running, but was about to manage avoiding the blow, when Ugoh! The tail changed its trajectory midway as though it had its own set of eyes, knocking Gesunoh over and causing him to lose consciousness. Uwaaaah! Huh? When Gesunoh woke up, he was in some stone passageway. Kiwami was with him. His body didnt hurt and Kiwamis was sleeping next to him. Huh? Oh, so it was a dream. That was a weird one He had no idea why hed fallen asleep at a ce like this, but he figured it was probably due to a trap or something. Deja vu. Hey, Kiwami, get up. Mmm what is it, darling? Huh? Gesunoh shook Kiwami awake, causing her to look about. What happened to the Ojou-sama and her elf guard? And that silver haired girl? H-honey? Was that a dream? More importantly, you didnt see the dream with a dragon in it? Dream? Right, yeah, it was a dream Dragon? No, I didnt Kiwami answered, feeling her face. She didnt see the dragon? In that case, with what happened there, this is a dream too? So then this is somewhere you brought me, right, darling? W-Well, lets just get away from here. Im getting a bad feeling. Eh? Well alright then, how about we hide in that room there? The room Kiwami pointed at was the room they were attacked by the dragon inside his dream. We should stay away from that room. But I can hear footsteps, and a lot of them at that Gesunoh heard them too. There were a lot. And they were heavy If Kiwami couldnt remember anything, then maybe it really was a dream? I mean, I should be dead now otherwise. Coming to that conclusion, Gesunoh decided to escape into the room. He couldnt see the treasure chest that had been there, reassuring him that it was just a dream. Dont let your guard down, honey. Like the ceiling The ceiling? Theres nothing there. What are you watching out for, darling? A dragon. This is a boss room. Setting aside the dragon thing, this is possibly a boss room. They could see a door leading further in at the end of the room just like his dream. That doors locked, probably. No keyhole either. Eh? How do you know? Im going to keep watch here at the entrance, make sure nothing gets in. Well, okay but youre acting weird, darling. Then, just as Kiwami started heading to the door at the other end [PULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!] There was a metallic roar, loud enough to hurt their ears. Coming out of seemingly no where, an iron dragon just appeared. It was like he saw in his dream, the same shape and everything. Hii uwaaaaah! Darling!? Gesunoh immediately ran away. Deserting Kiwami, he went out of the room and saw countless iron golems waiting outside, blocking the passageway on both sides. Please go back inside. It was hiding among the golems shadows, but the dog-eared ve was there. Gesunohs legs trembled. A fully equipped adult adventurer, trembling before a tan-skinned young girl. It was a strange sight. Thats strange, your memory should have been erased Neru? Did you not do it? [I diiiid, but doing it five times in a row is hard. Let alone normally, just removing the memory of feeling the fear of death is hard at that point. I understand. Goshujin-sama still wants us to test the dragon, though. Test? Goshujin-sama? What about the blue hairno, the doll? And the dragon? His head didnt feel right. Whats going on!? What is your goal!? Didnt I just say it? Were testing oh well, lets erase your memory more thoroughly. Its alright, we know from experience that you wont die so long as we heal you. So please dont worry and go challenge the dragonNeru, possession. [Yessss! A possession request! Understood, prating noooow!] Uwaaaah! Huh? When Gesunoh woke up, he was in some stone passageway. Kiwami was with him. His body didnt hurt and Kiwamis was sleeping next to him. Huh? Oh, so it was a dream. That was a weird one it was a dream, yeah, a dream huh? What was I dreaming about? Still confused, Gesunoh decided to wake Kiwami up. Gesunoh would never know how many times this reurred. Chapter 292 Rookie Hunting Hunting I informed the guild about dealing with the two rookie hunters were deep in the dungeon. Once I handed over the skewered guild cards they had on them as proof, they expressed their gratitude. By the way, as for their [Collections], I had Meat turn into Subus Wanko1 and charm them, causing them to tell us everything. I didnt know about it when we actually assaulted them, but, obviously, they had G-Rank Cards skewered as well. Three full skewers of them. Rather, what was up with the guy keeping body parts for his collection? Stuff like ears, fingers, stuff that stuck out like that. I incinerated them all. Looking at the oldest cards they had, it seemed they traveled through the Holy Kingdom and Daido beforeing to the Raverio Empire. They also appear to have killed quite a few people. However, it seems as though none of them were the children of aristocrats that will raise issue with us, so that is one worry out of the way, thankfully. So thats what the guild was worried about? Or is it that there not being any dead aristocrats is good? It appeared as though it was fine to simply say that they couldnt confirm any aristocrats deaths. Something like shed have to do extra work if there were actually any dead aristocrats, I guess. It looks like Ill even be getting a reward well, guess Ill ept it. As an adventurer, Ill have to split it with my cooperatorsMaidence and Shikina. Well, thats why I now have a pair of rookie hunters. Id told the guild that they died in the dungeon, but I obviously kept them alive. So Kehma, how are you going to kill them? Youre not going to let them live right? Obviously. They targeted my body pillow, theyll have to pay with their lives. So will we put them in the human farm that got made a while back? Come to think of it, we had one of those, huh. I think I left it to Rei to manage? I wonder if theyre still alive? We dont need them anymore with the vige and all, huh? Ill have them be dungeon testers. Testers? To keep it brief, Ill have them simte boss battles and use them to experiment my traps on. The only people that have made it deep enough into the dungeon for the boss room so far was the ck wolf Rin and the saintess. Outside of the first four floors meant for rookies, our dungeon is still verycking in actual testing. That included the haniwa golem, the iron haniwa golem, and the most recent golem dragon boss Id built with traps installed in it. Although Id been putting them to the test against Meat and Ichika as a temporary measure, I end up having the bosses hold back. I mean, theres a chance theyd die if I didnt. Im also testing them with golems I dont need anymore but really, having them fight against actual humans would be for the best. In addition to those, Ive never even tried using the passage that has a hidden ss wall2 that breaks into an oil pond. Would it actually be effective? I finally have C-Rank adventurers to try everything out on, so lets make use of them. Ill even be able to have Meat and Neru practice with the possession. The dungeons ultimate weapon, Subus Wanko3. I hadnt tested it out due to how excessive it would be, but I dont mind giving it a go on these death row criminals of ours. At any rate, Id like them to keep testing all these things out without being afraid. If thats possible with memory maniption through charm, theres nothing I wont throw against them. Even in the worst case scenario and they attack, given their strength, Meat could easily deal with them. Id already had her go out to confiscate that girls collection and her effectiveness was self-evident. I also had her take their money and items, so Ill turn that all into dungeon treasure after I look through it. Ill even be able to figure out how far I can push them to dying before [Healing] stops bringing them back. Ill get myself as much experience out of the two of them as possible. While gradually raising the hurdle each time, I had them go against the golem dragon and haniwas, test the traps, and fight against the golems an goblins en masse while I was at it. It was pretty grotesque, but I was able to get plenty of training in recovery magic. I came to find out that even if their arms broke, itd be fine as long as it was still attached. It ate through a lot of magical power, but I could even regrow fingers. They werent able to move regrown appendages too well after that though, so I suppose rehabilitation would be necessary. But even that problem went away by using charm to imnt the concept that it was properly regrown into their minds. Like seriously. The allpurposeness of charm is nearly at [Create Golem]s level. Since I wasnt able to regrow an entire arm, I put a y golem on the man to act as his prosthetic left arm. He himself was convinced it was his actual arm because of the charm, so while it did creak a bit, he was able to use it properly. In truth, it was actually pretty scary. This one was a y golem, but imagine how crazily effective it wouldve been if Id used orichalcum to make the prosthetic? I wouldnt do it, though. Well, I had them go through this and that and while Id nned on having them go through being half-killed, healed, and having their memories erased as many times as they had Guild Cards on those skewers, it looked like I was going to ovee the limits of recovery magic before that. Now then, I wonder how much longer theyllst~ oh. Well, the woman just took the golem dragons breathFire Trap head on. Woah, talk about crispy. Is it because she was already covered in oil? Still though, theres only bone left. Shes definitely dead Id be freaked out if I could make her live through that. Must have tweaked the output incorrectly she was getting a bit rattled in the head after having her memory erased so often though, so oh well. [Uwaaaaah! No, no, I dont want to diiiiiie! Gehowh, wha my arm hiiiii, a golems arm!? Wheres my aaaaarm!?] Guess he hit his limit too. I had the golem dragon behead him. I got the DP ie from them dying. Id defeated them over and over, so it was just a single digits worth. He got cremated after that so he only had bones left too, but yeah. Even if youre dead, I still have a few uses for you two. And so I took their bones. Id been seeing a lot of grotesque stuff with me practicing recovery magic on them, so thats probably why I didnt feel so grossed out by their bones this time. Yeah, thats got to be it. Hyah! Eat this! Uoh! A few dayster, in the Golen adventurer guilds training za. In the za were two skeletons serving to act as training partners for rookies. They were equipped with foam armor. Yeah. Id turned Gesunoh and Kiwamis skeletons into golems. I used iron to supplement the bones from Gesunohs missing left arm. They were now being treated as temporary guild staff to act as anti-skeleton practice. The veterans seeing skeletons having duels against people with foam weapons scoffed at it, but it was valuable tactical training for the rookies. Our dungeon had a stable number of goblins in it, so there were many rookiesing here to acquire experience in actualbat. Thanks to that, these skeletons had quickly be popr. I dont know who named them, but I hear theyre calling them [Pooji] and [Rodah]. I dont know what the names mean or which has which name, but maybe theyre fallback names like Pochi, Tama, and John Doe? I talked to Receptionist-san, who was overseeing the training. How are the two doing? Oh, Kehma-san. Youve found weird things yet again ve skeletons? Yeah, I found them pretty far into the dungeon. The fact that its simr to what the Beddhism scriptures says happens to criminals is merely a coincidence. As I said, bing an enved skeleton that wouldbor day and night without pay had be one of the highest punishments in the Beddhism scripture. Like oooh, how scary. They work well together, too. They sometimes perform keen attacks, keeping the tension high. If I gave them a rank as adventurers, I would have to say D-Rank, perhaps even C-Rank. I see, it looks like they are useful. Oh yes, they have been very useful for training However, those movements, surely they arent those rookie hunters? But I just get this feeling As expected of Receptionist-san. As keen as ever. I watched for a bit longer, but the skeletons just punched and beat rookie opponents. Well, whatever. Having people that killed rookies instead serve to work for their sake from here on is probably for the best. They could at least work until their bones are ground down to dust. Chapter 293 Attack Today in Golen was peaceful. The adventurer-cum-farmer vigers were devoting themselves to caring for their fields. Man, my fields doing great today too. Grow big, my lovely cucumbers. Aah, your leaves are shining so fresh today! Dont be giving anyone sneak peaks of your good stuff, my Radish-chans! Pfft, whod want to look at your radishes? Follow my elegant potatoes example! They, whod obtained the knowledge of [Talking to your nts helps them grow] from the book at the Beddhism Gathering, had begun talking to their beloved vegetables as part of their daily routine. Theyd doubted it at first, but their nts were still alive. There were nts that moved about to eat people like monsters, so they figured it wasnt too weird. Deciding to give pouring their love onto their nts a shot and noticing that there truly was a difference, they abandoned anyst traces of doubt they had about it. And, indeed, they grew even more delicious. So there wasnt actually a need for them to continue talking to them. Its almost harvest time, huh~ Kukuku, Ill have Kinue-san cook them and get the Sister-sans to nom on my children no, my prided children! Hm? Whats that? One of the vigers noticed something up in the sky. It started out as a small dot, but steadily grew muchrger. Its body was huge and covered with red scales. It had featherless, bat-like wings and a reptilian head, upon which grew huge horns. It was a red dragon. !? A dragon!? We gotta run! Whaaat!? Are you aiming for my field!? You bastard, Ill drive you away with my holy radishes! Just you see! You want my cucumbers!? Three of them!? You dont!? Do you!? Dammit, so you actually want mine!? No wait, we gotta run, seriously! The fire-attributed red dragon, or rather, its body was d in a fiery ze. Was it a me dragon, even more specialized in the fire-attribute than red dragons? Once the viger got to the point of realizing that, the dragon pped its wings and stopped mid-air. Following that, it opened its mouthand breathed. Crap! This is the first time Ive seen it but thats definitely its breath attack! Itsing! H-Hey, you want me to leave my radishes!? I can get a few more, just give me a sec. You wanna die!? You can grow more radishes! Wait, uwaaah!? Immediately aftermes covered the ground. And thats how a part of the vige was burned by a dragon. How many were injured? There were none, thankfully. A small mercy. That so? I nodded after hearing Vige Sub-Chief Wozumas debriefing. Well, I already knew since I saw it on the map. By the way, Id started wondering if this dragon was going to be another overpowered thing annoying me like Rin, but it flew up to the summit of Tsuia Mountain. It was probably a field dragon1, so Ontentoos dungeon should be able to manage actually, maybe itll be hard since they both specialize in fire? Lets ask him about itter. Oh, maybe its Redras rtive? What will we do? Hm? Oh yeah, I guess Ill check out the actual damage it did first As for the dragon, well, Ill think of something. Although I went to go see the burned fields after that, the ground wasnt particrly vitrified. It just looked like it was burned normally. Itll be able to be reseeded by the evening if I send out golems to plow it again. So it was the improved version of a red dragon, a me dragon? Seriously, if it can just breath out mes like that, its like it was just ying around or something. Oh? Vige Chief Kehma, you were familiar with dragons? Its like youre a top ss adventurer. Rokuko knows a bit about them. I just heard it from her. Lets not say anything about me actually knowing a red dragon. By the way, why are you crying like you just watched you just watched your daughter get killed? Im the owner of this field. This ce is where I raised and hand-nurtured my radishes and theyre all gone. There arent too many, but I did manage to get a few of my cucumbers to safety! My potatoes were in the ground and just got roasted, so theyre roasted and delicious to eat too! Oh, so thats why today turned into an all-you-can-eat potato festival? I ate some of them too. The radish farmers friends, two others who were simrly affected by the dragon, pped the radish farmers shoulders to cheer him up. Hah hah hah! This is the the elegance of potatoes! A huge win for potatoes! By the way, my cucumbers I mixed in with the potato sd tasted great right? Ya bastards! Unexpectedly, it looks like theyre doing fine, thats all that matters. Rather, none of the radishes are still edible? Theyre root vegetables, right? It spoiled my n to put knee socks onto the younger white radishes though, dammiiiiiit! You alright. So thats why you were heading into the dungeon so aggressively recently, you were getting enough for them, huh? Alright, go ahead, you can cry. Unexpectedly, it looks like theyre doing fine, thats all that matters. Well, their primary ie is from adventuring, so its not like theyll go broke from their crops being ruined. They could even borrow equipment from the guild Rather, from what I got out of their skit from before the dragon attacked, I cant even tell if theyre idiots, hard-headed, confused as heck, idiots, have some secret way to survive, or idiots. Err, well, its great that no one died. Agreed, Vige Chief Kehma. By the way, theyre just idiots. Normal adventurers wouldnt have frozen and wouldve actually ran away. They were saved by the dragons whims. That so? Oh, their houses burned down as well. Lets allow them to stay at the inn at a discount while their houses are repaired. Ah, you wont allow them to stay for free? They wont work if they dont have to pay. Wozuma looked at me and sighed. Yep, whats that about me ying innocent? Huh? Im fine, I dont have to work. Im just a figurehead, after all. I think you work plenty enough though? Hahaha, good joke. Even if you say Im working, Im just signing a few documents a day, its super easy. Ive delegated all of the troublesome stuff to everyone else. My job basically just amounts to making an appearance every now and then, like how Im out and about because of this stuff. Yep, being a figurehead is a great job! Well, pick yourselves up. Youll be farmers again soon, Golen will help you. Vige Chief! Ill do my best to raise my radishes again! Ill definitely put kneesocks on them this time! Nice. Right, do you have any seeds left? Oh,e to think of it, those went with my house will I have to leave my field for a while? Hm? Youd have to leave your field empty? Thats no good, how about trying to raise these? Pretending to fish around the bag at my waist, I took out sugarbeet seeds from my [Storage]. They were the things Id gotten frustrated at after trying to use to earn money way back when. Oooh thank you, Vige Chief! What sort of seeds are these? Theyre sugarbeets, they can be used to make sugar. There should be a book in the church on how to do it, so give it a look. The recipe for that should be in a part of the book that talked about fertilizer that Ichika tranted. Vige Chief, where did you get seeds like these? Thats a Beddhism secret. Seriously? Beddhism is the best thank you! Good Night! Woah, Im so jealous Vige Chief, please give me some too! Me too! Me Too! I dont mind, but The cucumber farmer and potato farmer came and asked for some as well, so I gave also gave some to them. They were my leftovers either way, so go for it. Oh, but now Ill have to call all three of them sugarbeet farmers, so how should I split them up? Eh, whatever. As expected of the Vige Chief. When did you manage to prepare those? Ive forgotten at this point, its been a while. Wozuma just shrugged his shoulders in response. Did I say something weird? 1. As in not dungeon-rted. Chapter 294 The Dragons Rtionship A reaction came from [me Cavern], the dungeon in Tsuia Mountain, for the first time in a long time. As dragon-formed Redra rushed down the passage surprisingly quickly despite barely fitting in it, a red dragon was eating magma slimes as though they were snacks. Well ustomed to the path, she descended the stairs unhesitatingly. The other dragon went down the quickest path it could take to get to the boss room on the fifth floor, looking as though it was ustomed to the route and arriving surprisingly quickly.Normally speaking, there would be a red minotaur waiting there. Today, however, the red dragon, Redra, someone who was both this dungeonsst boss and dungeon master, was waiting there. Upon the two red dragons meeting face to face, they both took a deep breath in. It was in preparation for a breath attackand a serious one at that. Then GAAAAAAAAAH!! Simultaneously, they both let out a shining, fiery breath as though theyd rehearsed it. Their white-hot mes shed, instantly raising the boss rooms temperature. Cutting off their breaths after a while, they walked halfway over to each other, leaving their footsteps in the heat-softened stone floor. Then, they cheerfully bumped each other with their noses. Look at you! Your mes looking good! You havent shirked your practice huh, Igni!? Of course Mama! Who do you think I am!? My daughter, obviously! Hahaha! The dragons bellowed out in high spirits. Their rtionship was that of mother and daughter. Redra was the mother, with the me dragon Igni being the daughter. It had been several decades since theydst seen each other. Just then, the fatherthe smander dungeon core Ontentoo popped up. Oh, youre lookin good eh, Igni. Im back, Papa! Yep, really good! With her huge me dragon bodyIgnis charged at Ontentoo. Their size differences was like a minitruck and a bus, but this was the dignity of a father. Ontentoo stood his ground and took her charge, using his tail to help disperse the force of it as his hind legs sunk into the floor. Yave gotten bigger sincest time, hah. Arent ya going to pass up Redra here? Really? Isnt Mama just getting smaller? I am not! Seriously, young people nowadays just grow up too fast! Well, I guess Im still young for a dragon though! Her head patted by Redra like some kind of hug, Igni giggled like a child. Still though, the areas changed a lot. Yeah, its been what, thirty years since yast came here? Course itd change. Like that vige at the mountains base. It was a hundred years ago. Oh right, now that you mention it, I did have a bit of fun with some insects on the way up the mountain! They ran around in such a panic! Seeing Igni smile, Ontentoos face cramped. Oh, err, where exactly are ya saying this happened? About halfway up I guess. They were some clothed, not-burning monkeys1 They had some little huts so I burned them for a bit too. This caused even Redra to realize what happened as well. Hey, 112Ontentoo, by insects, could she mean Probably. Aaalright,e here for a sec Igni. Ya didnt forget how to transform riiight? Eh? Papa, what are you ow ow ow!? Dont pull on my wings!? * When I went to listen to what Ontentoo had to say, there was also a child around Meats agewith red reptilian scales on her arms and legs and a tail that looked like Ontentoos, as if Redra had changed into human form and rolled back her agewith him. Sorry, Kehma! Our idiot daughter troubled you! And the first thing Ontentoo did was bow his reptilian head. Ontentoo, you actually had a kid? Well, please raise your head. Yeah! She takes after Redra in her cuteness and idiocyI mean, her stupiditys troubling! Looking at me as I scratched my head, Ontentoo bowed again. In other words, it looks like the me dragon that burned those fields is Ontentoos daughter. Papa!? Whyre you bowing your head to an insect like him!? Shaddup you stupid girl! Hes my friend, so bow your head after troubling him! Papas friend!? Papa has a friend!? I thought you only ever stayed deep in the rookery or flirted with Mama though!? Thats what ya care about!? Papas a dungeon core, I cant just leave whenever! At least it looks like they get along well. Just to make sure were on the same page, Ontentoo, this girl is the dragon that burned my viges fields? Y-Yeah. All I can do is apologize for your colleagues deaths but if ya want, I can hand ya some DP. Ignithats her name. Its selfish to ask but please leave her her life. Oh, well, its fine. All that happened was some fields and houses burning down, no one died. Taking a childs life would be way too much anyway. Really? Thats great. One of them silver linings eh? Ontentoo let out a relieved sigh. What a good father. I dont have any problems with it if you pay reparations with DPmm, I really dont, but It doesnt feel like ya want to say its fine since it was a kid havin some fun. Just say it how can I make up for it? Is there anythin? Something troublesomes happened. Yeah, troublesome. Even if Im just a figurehead, Im still the vige chief. I was thinking about putting together a dragon subjugation group. Kehma, even if its ya, Ill kill ya if ya aim for my familys lives. Even if shes an idiot, shes still my daughter. Of course. Anyone would be like that, even me. What, Kehma, yave had a kid with Rokuko? Kukaka, children are cute yeah? No no no no, I havent. I. Have. Not. Hmm? Really? I thought humans reproduced quickly though? I cleared my throat and brought the conversation back on topic. I was thinking that Id probably put together a dragon subjugation group. Why though? If I had to put it bluntly, it was to get rid of public unease. I dont mind it after talking about what happened with Ontentoo, but theres no way that humans were a species that would be fine knowing a threat like thats nearby. And so I, burdened by the billboard known as being a vige chief, had to cope with the viges threat. And thats whats happened. Just a lot of annoying stuff. Aah, well, humans are stupid weak alone. Though there are some exceptions. Which is why Im going to establish the group Itll give me the best control over the situation. Then Im nning on just saying that we drove back the me dragon. I get it. Hmph! Theres no way insects could beat me, no matter how many of you group together! I dont know whats up with you being Papas friend or whatever but youre an idiot! Igni interjected, loudly at that. mes appeared, clinging to her body and raising the rooms temperature. Ontentoo promptly knocked her on the head. Igni! Kehmas not fire resistant, restrain yourself! Agu! Sowwy Aah, yeah, please be careful. Im currently using [Super Transformation] to turn into [Me], so even though I have an extra life, Id seriously like to avoid dying. By the way, theres a good chance one of those [Exceptions] will be in the lineup. Is it that hero that came to our dungeon before? So theres a chance hell be in it too? Moreover, hes even had a power up since thest time you saw him. Seriously? Then even Redra might be in trouble if they go head on. Eh, Mama might not win? Isnt that bad? Igni finally seemed to have grasped the weight of the situation. Now then, how about we start our preparations? 1. Yeah, it says not-burning. No clue. Maybe its just how she sees them since they didnt get hit by her mes? Chapter 295 The Day of Departure (One Night Two Days at Most) Gozoh, the adventurer representative, came to the vige chiefs office. Putting down the unfinished Beddhist scripture, I listened to what he had to say. The first thing Gozoh opened with was this. Im gonna rout that dragon, Kehma. So theres really no getting around that, huh. The viges executives had gotten together for a meeting when I was talking with Ontentoo. Kehma, you knew? Did you think of anything else? No. Well have to drive the dragon away or kill it if we can, even if itll cost us dearlyso, thats why I came to ask you, our vige chief, if you knew of a way to decrease the number of sacrifices therell be Wozuma said he was sure youd have a n, but do you really have one? I do. I responded quickly but wait, Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma, whatre you on about? Still though, I have to be confident here. Seriously? However, this specific method is my secret. Id like to keep it to as small a number of people as possible so that it doesnt leak out. In truth, Id like to keep it to just me, Kuro, and Ichika. We should be plenty. Its hard to move about with a lot of people. More so when there are secrets to keep. If possible, Id like to make it done with just us Kehma, even if its you, theres no way. At least let Roppu and I help. Tch, so three people taking on the dragon was stretching it too much huh. Not trusting his figurehead of a vige chief that far was probably natural, though. Particrly when the only one who could really hold their own in a straight up fight among us would be Meat. Meats the strongest adventurer in Golen a young girl being the viges strongest has got to say something about the vige. And you should get Setsuna, that part time worker of yours to help out too. Oh, yeah, Ill have her defend the vige. Come to think of it, Setsunas a thing that exists, huh. Shes an adventurerparable to Meat She and her sister know about dungeons and itd just get confusing and troublesome if I brought her along, so lets keep her on house-sitting duty. And theres him too yeah? Watarus going right? Im not nning on sending for him though? Eh, but I saw him outside the inn a bit ago? You didnt ask him toe? Nope, definitely think Id remember doing that. That debtor hero, whyd you have toe so early this month Kehma-san! I just heard, a wild dragon cropped up!? Ah, speak of the devil. Wataru entered the room, not even bothering to knock on the door first. So hes really here I was hoping it was a false rm. Oh, hey Wataru. Yeah, well, its not something you need to worry about. Its our viges problem after all. What are you saying! I already feel like a resident here! See!? I have a Beddhist symbol! Saying that, Wataru took out a Beddhist symbol from his breast pocket. It was the most supreme type, the gold one. I heard that some merchants and aristocrats had bought some, but you bought one too? Are you nning on buying a matching one for Nerune too? Eh, you already did? Thanks for the patronage~ Oh, by the way, Ive also been spreading the word of Beddhism! Oi, stop being such a busy body! Rather, its not an exaggeration to say that I, a Gold Beddhist, am practically already a member of this viges top brass! Gold Beddhist what? Beddhism is a religion, so youre a believer, not some gym member. We dont make distinctions between followers based on the symbol they buy. Okay sure, but I definitely think I can help you! I may act like this, but Im a hero! Sure, thatd normally be right, but its annoying for me if you just act on your own If thats how youre going to be, guess its best for me to get you under my thumb at least. Alright. Lets include you in the subjugation group then Gozoh, you agree that well be fine with just Wataru and us then yeah? A single heros got to be worth at least a hundred people. Yeah, then let me, Roppu, and Wataru all go with your team. Oooh, then this is Team Bhus1 first job! Lets give it our all, Gozoh-san! A drinking team? You get along so well. Though really, I guess Gozoh and Roppu will be joining because of that [We]. I didnt think that Gozoh and I were on such different pages with that [We] In the end, it was decided that Hero Wataru would join the lineup Hmm, lets think about it another way. If I figure that I can push all of the merits over to Wataru when pushes to shove, its not such a bad turn of events. In fact, lets do just that. I guess the whole [That me dragons still a whelpling so my team should be able to handle it ourselves] n we came up with is going to go to waste. That strong opening and follow-up conversation flow is something only a hero could do. * Since forming the me Dragon Subjugation Group came together quickly, I decided to have us finish up our preparations and go to Tsuia Mountains summit. Using climing equipment. We wouldnt have needed to climb all the way up if it werent for Wataru and Gozoh, but oh well. Lets focus on the reality of it. Go for it, vige chief! Avenge my radishes! The heros here too, so itll work out. Maaan, so our vige chiefs gonna be a dragonyer how prestigious. I wonder how dragon steak tastes? Vige Chief Kehma, itd be great if you brought some treats back The vigers were waving their arms and rooting as we departed. I cant bring any steak back Meat? Could you please stop drooling? Beef raised for food is way more delicious. Just because its huge, strong, and rare doesnt make it tasty. Kehma! Are you alright? You didnt forget anything? That voice quieted everyone else down right away. But the person to do it was just Rokuko. Huh? Did something weird happen? Hey, Kehma, did you hear me? Huh? Yeah, I heard you, I heard you. Dont worry, Im ready. Do you have your weapon? Food? Handkerchief that Meats using right now, right. Here, take mine. Saying that, Rokuko took our hercy white handkerchief from her breast pocket and pressed it against me. It smelled nice and sweet. Ichika secretly gave Rokuko a thumbs up. So shes behind this? I can see you, you know? Really, no having an affair with other girls just because Im not there, alright? Uh-ummm affair? Im going on a dragon subjugation though? The surrounding vigers all started murmuring when she said affair Huh? Its not like they dont know about Rokuko, shes definitely interacted with the vigers and adventurers as the inns owner and dining hall waitress A-Alright Kehma, set off! I-Ill g-give you a, a k-ki! Anyhow! See you soon! Yeaow, Im off. Really, that hurts, you dont have to hit me because youre embarrassed. The red-faced Rokuko was knocking me on the chest with her fists. Whats she doing, seriously? A goodbye kiss? I dont know who told about that, but theres no way Id do that in front of so many people. And Ichikas dinner is now forfeit. With all that done, we set off to climb the mountain. By the way, once I checked with Gozoh on the mountain, the cause of everyone murmuring was, apparently, natural, since Rokuko, my legal wife gave me a warning to not have an affair since I was taking Meat with me. Apparently. Apparently. Thats not it though!? Rokukos my partner and Meats my hug pillow though!? Im not doing anything to feel guilty about though!? Im not, really! 1. The name Hero Wataru gave the Wataru/Gozoh/Roppu drinking group after getting drunk with them many moons ago! Chapter 296 To the Mountain Where the Dragon Dwells The Three Hour Walk to the Summit Maaan Kehma-san, Rokuko-san sure does love you huh. Oi, Wataru. Dont say anything about that to Haku-san okay? Seriously, dont. Like, not a peep. Well, setting that aside, we began to ascend the mountain. There was pretty much no trail to use at all, so we were just walking uphill and over the rocky terrain toward the summit. Even using my golem assist, it felt like I was going through one of those dreaded leg days. Talk about tiring. Oh yeah, Ill say this so this isnt misunderstood. I called us a subjugation group, but our goal is solely to prevent damage from happening to the vige. We dont have to defeat it. I see. So in other words Kehma-san will think of something! Eh? Ah, yeah. Well, something like that. Maaan, I didnt even need to be here then huh! I had no clue why, but Wataru suddenly started acting like he could rely on me for stuff. Though him not needing to be here is true. You can head back if you want. No way! I have to see Kehma-sans secret n with my own two eyes! Which if why this sucks. Oh well then. Guess Ill have to think up a better way for this hero to not be a witness. I cant go with what wede up with in that meeting with Igni. Meing up with a secret n in time is a definite probable kind of maybe wish Yeah. Im getting pretty worn out here, can we take a break? I proposed a rest to everyone around halfway up the mountain. Kehma, weve not even been going for an hour Well, I figured as much. Youre strong, but you have no endurance eh oi, Wataru, carry him with this wood shoulder rack here. Sure. Oh, hey, is that why you invited me? Heeeh. Now thats a luxurious way to use a Hero-sama, haha! Course not, chief jokes a lot. Now Wataru, please. Your vige is so great, neither Kehma-san nor me get preferential treatment. Wataru was smiling. Was he an M? Maybe that traits why he supports women (Nerune). With that, he started carrying me on his back like a stack of firewood. Aaah, sofortable. Gozoh, ncing over to me as I started to think about the preparatory meeting Id had about this while I was being carried, sighed. Youre really just going to let him carry you, Kehma? Dont you feel like youll lose something as an adventurer? Eh? Gozoh, youre the one that suggested it though? The slowest one among us was me anyway. To put it another way, this is the most efficient way we can travel. How logical. As expected of one of our viges adventurers. Seriously, Kehma. Whatre you doing, having our strongest person do something like that to be honest, I prepared that to carry back an injured or dead person. Thats fine. Well just make it so that no one dies or gets injured, then I can do it on the way back too. But thedies, Ichika and Kuro, are walking Ahahaha, whatre ya sayin Gozoh? Isnt ves walkin beside their master the way of it? More like shouldnt Goshujin-sama be on my back? Ichika spoke up, followed by Meat nodding in agreement. Come to think of it, my party members are all ves huh. I half forgot about that. Oi, Wataru, you say something. Kehma-sans light, its fine. I mean, wont we get there by noon if we go with it? Really. Roppu, what about you? I would not want to as an adventurer, but if Kehma-san is fine with it, shouldnt we just let it go? Haah, is it just me then? As Wataru said, at this pace, wed make it to the summit by noon. I really was slowing everyone down. Maybe I should train a bit? I mean, I am more or less a hero now, so I should get stronger if I train still though Lets not. Too bothersome. I can just keep sleeping in the inn, theres no reason for me to train at all. Ill just keep pushing the annoying stuff and the adventures to Wataru. Sleeping in my dungeon master-esque room really agrees with me. * Like that, we made it to the summit. Looking around to make sure that the me dragon wasnt there, I saw traces of something big entering the dungeon [me Cavern]. Id asked Igni to make sure she left marks beforehand, so I guess she did it. Looks like its not here? Did it hide somewhere? We can try luring it out, but I guess its definitely in there. Yeah. Theres no doubt about it, those marks appear as though its gone in and out several times. Thats what I think as a hero. [me Cavern] huh well, I had a feeling that might be the case, so we came prepared. We would rush into [me Cavern] though before that, we decided to take a break next to the entrance first. Heres your lunch, and your lunch Kinues lunches are great~ You wont be getting any food tonight, so make sure you enjoy it yeah? Why!? I was just wantin to help out Rokuko-sama and Goshujin-samas rtionship though! Hahahah, Ichika, you said you want red pepper paste to drink? Thats what you said, right? Dont take my drinks tooooo!? Please forgive meeee, Goshujin-samaaaa! We ate our sandwiches as we talked. As expected of Kinue-sans sandwiches, the vegetables still had a freshness to them. The suns still high up, we should be able to make it back before night. Oi Kehma, theres no way we could yeah? Looking for the me dragon inside [me Cavern] then actually ying it will take a good bit of time. Oooh, yeah, I guess. Whoops, I was careless. I was thinking this would be done and over before the days end since I actually know where Igni is and can just have a talk with her, but Gozoh and the others didnt know about that. But since dying my return might cause a bit of that, lets take the initiative here. Well, Im already used to [me Cavern]. There arent many traps in the upper floors, so I already have a rough idea of where the dragons going to be. Leave it to me. Oi oi. Watarus been carrying you this whole time yeah? You barely even leave your room, how could youing here enough to be ustomed to it already? Gozon had a point I mean, hes right. Who would want to leave their room? Please wait, Gozoh-san. How Kehma-san is used to [me Cavern] is something I believe I know! Eh I felt a chill go down my back. No way, did me knowing Ontentoo get leaked no, theres no way, but Wataru, what are you going to say? Please, recall this. [me Cavern] is connected to the dungeon in Golen, [Cave of Desires]! Kehma must have used that connection to secretly scout it out! Y-Yeah. Right. Wataru, you figured it out, huh? Reeeeally? Hmm, well, if thats the case, I guess it does make sense, but That was close, seriously. I was so surprised Guess Ill have to say some excuse now. Well, in truth, I purchased information about this dungeon from the construction mage1. After confirming whether the information was urate with Kuro and Ichika using the route Wataru mentioned, it turned out to be very urate. I see, so in addition to that masterful mages information, the twodies are experienced in exploring it? If thats how it is, alright. Looks like Gozoh was able toe to an understanding, so thats great. I pat Meat on the head. Mm? Ichika, you want me to pat you too? Eeeh, you want me to cancel your dinner ban instead? Sure, Ill consider it. Make sure youre useful during this farce of a dungeon delve. Once we finished our lunch break, we entered [me Cavern]. 1. Narikin! The Definitely-Not-Kehma Inn-Building Mage of Overnight Construction! Chapter 297 Secret n It was around the time we had finished eating and entered [me Cavern]. Well, also we did take a break to eat, wed already long since entered [me Cavern]s domain, simr to how it is with our vige. Come to think of it, me dragons are said to be the offspring of fire spirits and red dragonsing together, did you know that? There was mention of it in some of the literature in the imperial capitals library. Heeeh, really? So thats why theyre so specialized in the fire attribute. You could say a red dragon with a fire spirits blessing is an unbeatable existence when ites to fire, huh. Did you know that, Kehma? Ive heard about it from an acquaintance before. I was walking along with Meat and Ichika ahead of me. Gozoh and Roppu were following up the rear as though to protect me. Although Wataru was in the center same as me, it was so that he could respond to both attacks from the front and the rear as quickly as possible. There was basically no difference in our cement, but his role was entirely different. Gozoh and Meat were ying the red lizards while Ichika and Roppu focused on dissecting their bodies essentials so that our baggage wouldnt grow toorge. Wataru put the goods into his [Storage]. Me? Well, I was just guiding everyone down the path Ontentoo told me about beforehand that would lead to Igni in the fifth floors mid-boss room. That is, I was ying the fiend agent. Hahaha, what a great way to share the burdens among us. By the way, there were periodically red lizards on the path, but thered be red slimes straight away if I made a mistake on the way to go. Physical damage was ineffective against slimes, so Wataru would do some kind of bash thing on them to deal with them. Heroes are amazing, youre like some magic swordsman. Eh, youll teach me too? Isnt that great, Meat~. Its a great chance, so learn it. Phew, that was the third red slime. Sorry, lets head a little ways back. Eh, again? Red slimes arent supposed to appear on the route I investigated. Thats how I memorized the route. We headed back a bit. Was it a left turn a bit ago and not a right one? Just then, Gozoh spoke up. By the way, this supposed n of yours, Kehma could you tell us about it here soon? What is it exactly? Hmm, yeah Please, were about to put our lives on the line for a n we dont know anything about. It kind of feels like were bettin huh. Heh, I dont care what the n is, I believe in Kehma. Oh? Thats unexpected, so I guess this figurehead vige chief statuses with some faith? Its alright. My n isthis. Isnt that the red pepper paste you were saying youd make Ichika eat? What goods that? I heard from a certain source that me dragons love alcohol and spicy things. As an aside, that certain source was the person herselfIgni, so its definitely urate. I asked Ontentoo about it since she looked like a young girl when she humanized, but it looks like theres no problem with it since shes a dragon. I have plenty of alcohol I procured from the dungeon in my [Storage], as well as some things I had Kinue-san make especially for this. To put it simply, Im going to lure it with its favorites. I see I like drinking alcohol too. Give me some. Ill get you some of the same stuff when we head back. Were working right now, so hold out. Hyuu! We definitely cant mess up then. Right Roppu, Wataru? Theres no more of a proper way for Team Bhus to defeat a dragon than with alcohol. Lets do it, Vige Chief Kehma. Its the Eight-Headed Serpent! I got it! Lets ignore Watarus reference to that Japanese mythEight-Headed Serpent. With that, I had their consent and moved inside. Wed arrived at the mid-boss room of the fifth floor, our destination. Oh, its here. Its eating a red minotaur was that the original boss here? When we looked into the room, Igni was eating the red minotaur in her dragon form. Id wondered if it was alright for her to eat a mid-boss, but apparently all of the upper floors stuff are Ignis favorite snacks. How much are they spending on their daughters food? Talk about ignoring Engelsw1. Alright, Ill be off then. If I fail, Wataru, Ill entrust the rest to you. Leave it to me. Ill take your bones. You can be revived if theres even a scrap of bone left! Eh, this world has revival magic? Oh, revival magic has a one in four sess rate and costs ten thousand gold regardless of it working or not, but you can leave it to me to do it until it goes through alright? Wataru, itd be great if you could afford it. Thats great. At the very least, its not something everyone can use. Oh, maybe its a performance for Haku-san to gain followers? Theres a possibility of her using doppelganger50,000 DP for it. Itd just be yed off as memory loss or personality change following revival or something. In that case, I wouldnt be able to live if I died after all. Guh I would do it if its for you, Kehma-san! Same for the travel expenses to the Holy Kingdom, too! Moreover, its from the Light Gods Decree? Uwaaah, stinks like a scam. Arent they just using that Saintess revival ability to show it works sometimes? Well, either way, Im off. Conveniently, its a boss room, so just Kuro and I will head in. Ill call you guys inter if my n works out. Will you really be alright in there with just you two? I mean, I dont want to show people my secrets if I can avoid it. Ill close the door behind me right, Ichikas cor will let you know if I die. If that happens, you can decide if you want toe in or run and escape. For you to use the ve cor for something like that A ves cor would somehow know when the master dies. Its not like Ill die, though. Kehma-san, is that why you brought these two ves? No, its because I didnt want to tell you about any dungeon secrets. Heeeey, Goshujin-sama, Goshujin-sama, if you die, can that dinner ban go away? I wont die though? Just in case! Alright, if things turn out well, Ichikas cor will gently constrict twice and strangle her a bit. Eh!? Gently? Gently right!? Radiomunications through ve cors!? You could call it [ve Cor Transmission], Kehma-san! Whats with that shallow book series-like name? * At any rate, Meat and I entered the boss room and closed the door behind us. I can finally rx. [Oh, youre here! Ive been waiting, ah, want some minotaur?] Oi, quiet down. Theres a chance the heros listening in. [Oh, right. Sorry, sorry, I forgot.] Igni scratched her head. By the way, our conversation was being carried out in draconic, so Meat just tilted her head to the side An ordinary humannguage would just be understood by anyone listening, after all. I didnt want to take any chances with Wataru listening in though, so I figured it was alright if we just kept our voices low. [So, whatll happen next?] First off, the heros right outside the room. I have to pretend to do my secret n. With that, I took out a barrel containing the red pepper paste from my [Storage]. Here, a present. [Alcohol and something spicy? You really did bring a present.] By the way, you probably already know, but its the meetings second situation. [Hey, hey, I can drink this right? Right?] I want to make sure were on the same page first. You do remember the second one, right? [Ummm, umm There was a lot of extra stuff, but something about leaving people behind, maybe?] Oh, so she does remember? By the way, the first situation was just me getting here alone. The third was where Id have to bring someone uninvolved in. Number three would make the whole thing be a more and moreplex farce depending on who it wasbut to put it simply, I wanted to avoid having to use my super bullshitting technique. Go me. Well, with that being the case, we have it a bit easier than otherwise. You can have it if you dont take it all at least. You also need to smell like alcohol so yeah, just not enough to make you tipsy. [Really!? Yaaay! Love you, Uncle!] Whos your uncle? Arent you older than me? [Youre Papas friend, so youre Uncle.] At least call me your big brother or something. [Thank you, Big Brother~!] After that, Id restrain Igni wholl be pretending to be drunk and call the others in. Once theyre inside, Ill just have her tear off her restraints and run off. With that, it should look to witnesses outside that she flew off of the mountain towards somewhere else. Its a bit painful to have to make her depart so soon after her long-awaited homing, but whats most important is that the farce goes well. Hahahah. [Uwaaah, whats this!? This is the first time Ive ever drank something so delicious! Its so spicy! WHAT WHAT WHAT!? Its so spicy and tasty! Uwaaah, its even better than red minotaur!] Hey? Dont overdo it, yeah? [Dont worry, dont woooorry, Im good with alcohol! Phaaah! It goes well with this spicy minotaur meat! Big Brother, you want to have some too?] No, Ill hold back. Hmm? Wait, why am I getting a horrible feeling about this? 1. Engelsw is an observation in economics stating that as ie rises, the proportion of ie spent on food falls, even if absolute expenditure on food rises. Chapter 298 My Secret n Oi, Kehmaaa, whatre you doing, getting my daughter drunk like that? Sorry. She said she was good with alcohol so I prepared some good alcohol for her, but I didnt think shed end up dead drunk. Before me was an empty barrel and a me dragonying on its back like a drunkard, as well as a certain smander as her guardian. Ontentoo, the guardian, appeared when I called for him, thankfully. Looks like the way to defeat dragons from Japanese myths (through alcohol) appears to work in this world too. Hahaha, Japanese myths are this worlds cheats! Just kidding Man, I tried stopping her, but stopping her in her me dragon form was impossible. Yeeeah Maybe if she were in her human form, but oh, Kehma, are you stronger than a minotaur? No? But wait, why? Ah, I was wondering if maybe it wouldve turned out different. Ignis still stronger than a minotaur even in her human form, after all. The heck. She couldve ripped me apart if things went bad, seriously. Still though, Kehma. Whatre you nning now? Shes not gonna wait up till morning, and good luck waking her up, she gets rough. Theres a chance that shell be attacked by the hero if she gets rowdy hmm. Should I ask Redra to be a stand-in? Humans shouldnt be able to tell the difference between them yeah? Red dragons and me dragons look too different, even for us humans. It wouldnt work. Really? Ah well, guess so. But they act like each other, like their habits. They felt so in sync getting out of their magma bath yesterday, like a real mother daughter duo. Youre proud of your wife and daughter, I get it. Telling me they wipe their bodies off the same way is troubling. In various meanings. So, what should I do? Should I wait until she wakes up? Or should I call for everyone since theyd probablye in before then? Theres also the fact that the alcohol smell will fade if I wait till she wakes up. Hmmm. I really dont want to wake up someone when theyre sleeping as peacefully as that, but I guess I have to? Alright Ontentoo, you wake her up. I dont want to get crushed. Yeah well, guess its all we can do. Oi, Igni, get up. Ontentoo shook Ignis body with his foreleg. Bang. Her tail, thicker than a log, struck Ontentoo. Ouch,e on. Get up, Igni. [Ugyaoo three more hours] However, Ontentoo merely caught her tail with his body, not looking jostled at all. Yep, shaking her wouldve been impossible if it were me, let alone taking her tail head on and continuing. I looked at Meat, who was standing beside me I wonder if she couldve? No, still, no way. I wouldnt even want to try it out since it might kill her. More like, Ontentoo, are you alright? This this is my pride. I gotta show her my dignity as her father. Pretty different from your usual then? Youre always so flirty with Redra. Oof dont talk about that right now Igni turned over, letting out a me as she breathed out. Even so, Ontentoo continued eagerly trying to wake her up as Meat and I looked on from the corner of the room. We were sitting down with our arms around our knees in front of us just trying to not get in the way. Ignis w marks and breath were starting to cover the boss rooms floor. It was more like a record of Ontentoos hardships. Yep. I wouldve been in trouble if Ontentoo werent here. Meat and I never wouldve been able to get her up. Would we even leave bones behind if we took one of those breaths? Hey, wont this turn into dealing damage to the dungeon core if it goes bad? Are you really okay? Shut up! A father wont die from his adorable daughter tossing in her sleep! I mean yeah my bodys wounds are from her, but alright just wake up! [Migyah!?] Being a fathers tough Bang! Just as I thought that, there was an explosion on Ignis head that wouldve caused a humans neck to erupt with something simr to ketchup. [Ueh that hurt, papa uuu] Alright, youre up? You got drunk again, are you alright? [Nn my heads pounding uhh, what was it called?] A hangoveroh well. Just hold it back, you gotta run. [Ummm. oh, oh yeah, I had to escape, huh?] Oooi, Kehmaaa! Looks like its alright! Seriously? But there was so much suspense. Lets see alright, Meat. Please get the rope out of your [Storage]. Yes, Goshujin-sama. With that, Meat took a copsible tform cart and rope out of her [Storage]. Itd be great if we could bind Igni up in the rope directly, but Thinking about it, Igni shouldnt be able to move, so we have to put her on the tform cart first and Meat and I couldnt lift her giant body. Im also worried about the things weight limit. Rather, can I even pull her outside on it? Maybe Wataru could manage it somehow? Igni, please get on the tform cart. Your bodys way too heavy for us to carry. [Aaah, oooh? Ill just go to my human form] Oh, no, just ride it normally Igni went to her human form as she spoke. It was the little dragon-human form I saw when I met her. Fuaaah kay, niiiight Saying that, she curled herself up on the cart and fell asleep. Without changing back into a dragon. Umm. Ontentoo, is this okay? Heck if I know probably not? Ontentoo tried tapping her on the head, but Igni didnt even stir. Looks like itd take a while to get her up this time. Yeah Should I ask Redra to substitute in after all? No way, that definitely wouldnt work. What should I do? Just then, Meat opened her mouth. Goshujin-sama. How about calling in Ichika and the others as is? As is, you mean like how she is now? With her looking like a girl sleeping on a cart? Yes I think I think her strength is obvious just by looking at her. She is a true dragon. And, well, Wataru is na?ve, so I see, I get what Meats wanting to say. Wataru is na?ve. That is, he couldnt even find it in himself to take down Rinthe ck wolf that upied our dungeon for a timebecause it could talk. And this is a young girl that looks like a human. Theres no way hed just suddenly kill her. Hell probably say something about wanting to negotiate when she wakes up. Heck, Ill say it if Wataru somehow doesnt. Then we can just have Igni surrender and run off Can you really see how strong she is just by sight? She just looks dead drunk to me though? Wataru definitely will. Gozoh, Roppu, and Ichika will too, probably. I cant see how, but theyll probably see it if Meat says they will. Hmm, well, in that case, Igni probably wont die. So its good? In that case, Im going to head back. Kehma, Ill leave the rest to you yeah? Saying that, Ontentoo got up and moved to leave as he struck my shoulder?, but I called out for him to stop. Hold up, Ontentoo theres still something Im worried about. Theres a possibility that Igni might say something when she wakes up Yeah Kehma, you should be able toe up with something, yeah? Depending on the situation, sure, but Id like to prepare a little help, Ontentoo. If its for my daughter, nothings too expensive, what do you need? Please prepare a trap thatll hit her with something to keep her from speaking, a switch activated kind. And just in case theres an emergency, I I held a preparatory meeting with Ontentoo (for the second time that day) before I called Wataru and the others in. Seriously, this isnt going to n at all. Sheesh. Chapter 299 Meeting Up Geh, ageh! Oh, guess it worked out. Waiting outside the boss rooms door, Ichika spoke after her cor tightened twice. It had surprised her a little, but it had only tightened slightly as was promised. It took a good bit of time, but as expected of Kehma-san. Yeah. These fire rat skins turned out pretty good too, lets head in. The party had been hunting nearby fire rats while Kehma was fighting in the boss room. They were inedible, but their fire resistant fur was decently profitable. Stopping their side task of earning funds, they opened the closed door to the boss room and met up with Kehma. Hey, you two safe? Yeah. Were fine. When they opened the door to the boss room, they saw Kehma and Meat looking rxed inside. Beside them was a push cartrge enough to carry a dragon on it. And yet there wasnt a dragon on it. Sooo, Kehma? Wheres the me dragon? Shes on the cart. However, there was no dragon on the cart Kehma pointed to. Instead, there was a girl with red dragon-looking hands, feet, and tail sleeping on it. Moreover, she smelled like alcohol More like, Team Bhus and Ichika all instantly realized that it was the smell of a really high quality alcohol. Youre saying this girls the me dragon? No way Heading closer to the cart, Gozoh felt a pressure weigh down on him. Why hadnt he felt it before getting this close? Had there been a unique sort of barrier erected around her? He hadnt even felt it this strongly when hed looked in from outside the boss room before. Gozoh felt a cold sweat down his back at the magnitude of powering from the childs body. He also noticed that Kehma wasposed after going head on with it. Wataru probably would have been able to win in physical strength. Magical power, however, was another story altogether. To put it in terms of water, Gozohs magical power would fill a cup. Watarus would be like the inns bath. This thing before him was like a rainstorm. A dragon with a specialized attribute wasnt just for show. Furthermore, Kehma was unfathomable, like a fog. Taking a good look about, there were signs of an intense fight. w marks had gouged the walls and floor, leaving spiderweb-like cracks. There was even an area where the floor had vitrified due to intense heat, likely the dragons breath. Kehma-san, you made her drink alcohol? Dont make it sound like I made a young girl drink. Shes a great drinker though, youd all get along. Kehma spoke, returning a wry smile to Watarus. He could tell just by looking that she wasnt just a young girl. Even so, Wataru wasnt sure he would even be able to take the girl out withouting out uninjured. Having to deal with someone like that and stilling out unhurt would be harsh. Moreover, to be able to have that person drink alcohol Kehma really wasnt an ordinary person. Wataru once again rose his evaluation of Kehma. Though Meat had also taken part in the fight, of course. Looks like there was a fierce fight. Ah, well, yeah. I guess. The fight was hard. Lets wait for her to wake up. It might be safer for us to put an end to her now, Kehma-san. Wataru, are you being serious? Kehma looked at Wataru as if hed just said something impossible. Taking the viges safety into ount, its the quickest way. Even I would take the chance with such a dubious enemy. Y-Yeah bute on, just look at her. Doesnt she make you hesitate? It would make my heart ache somewhat, but it would be bad if she goes on to destroy the vige. She burned the viges fields unprovoked, remember? No but like, shes just a child. It definitely had to just be some kind of prank. Shell surely understand if we just talk with her. That would be nice if we were confident we could win if it went bad Kehma-san, do you have a method to suppress this dragon from rampaging if pushes to shove? Kehma thought for a moment before answering clearly. I will settle this through negotiation. End of discussion. Alright. Hearing Kehma say it as firmly as he did, Wataru put some faith in him and withdrew. Although he did still have some reservations about it, Kehma had managed to capture the dragon intact in the first ce. He did use alcohol to make it happen, but a dragons a dragon. Even if it looked like a human child. What surprised him when he made the proposal to finish it was Kehmas attitude, it seemed to say that theyd all be safe even if they didnt kill the dragon. Then, when asked about when hed be able to handle the dragon, he seemed to be worried about [What excuse can I give?] and [How much of my hand should I show?]. In other words, hede to the conclusion that he wouldnt have to borrow Watarus strength at all. Hed originally nned to do this without Wataru there at all, so it could be said to be natural. To Kehma, this dragon might only look to him like a little girl. Truly, Kehma-san. Youve managed to hide more that a little of your strength from us, huh? I have no clue what youre on about, are you alright? Seeing Kehma y it off like he had no idea what he meant, Wataru smiled. * I seriously didnt expect Wataru to see a young girl and ask if we should kill her. Meats expectation was off the mark. It was unexpected for me too. Is she something you need to be that wary off? I can only see her as a sleeping, cosying, young girl. One stinking of alcohol, but still. So shes might be an opponent that not even Wataru could beat hm? But Rin was an opponent Wataru had an easy time with? Though maybe it was because of it having to do those negotiations Just then, Igni stirred. Did she wake up? Nnfu huh cant move right mmm Hey, dont move Remember getting drunk? Fueh? I spoke toote. Crap, she already snapped some of the ropes. Oh well. I pushed the switch Id hidden. Immediately following that, a sticky material that resembled birdlime dropped onto the cart and restrained Igni. It was the trap Id asked Ontentoo for. Wah!? The mysterious white substance made it so that Igni couldnt move. ording to Ontentoo, it was his anti-Igni restraint and wouldst two turns. By two turns, I guess he meant it wouldst through two times of Igni trying to get out of it? O-oi, what the heck? I just saw the dragon move and somethin fell down! Yeeeah, that was me. Dont ask. Oh, you did it? Eh, so it woke up? Guess were leaving the talkin to you, Kehma? Satisfied with the answer, Gozoh withdrew. Hed brandished his weapon, but I guess its fine? Wataru had gripped his swords handle as well. Either way, neither Wataru nor Gozoh seemed to have the nerve to attack Igni head on. I wonder whats got them so jumpy? Maybe its that strong aura thing I cant feel? It kind of feels like Im getting left out of something. U-Unc I quickly pressed the switch a second time. Badunk! A stone fell from the ceiling and crashed right into the top of Ignis head. The stone cracked in half. Igni let out a voice that sounded like shed been poked. Even though it wouldve ended in my skull cracking instead if it were me Well, her father yed a role in the trap, so I guess shell be alright? O-Oi! What was that this time!? That was me. Dont ask. R-Really? Gozoh, you overreact way too much. It was just a rock. Now then, me dragon. Are you up for negotiating with us? Eh? So standoff-ish Call me by my name, Uncl Pressing the switch a third time let loose an iron ball. It didnt cause any damage to her either though. Ontentoo, are you holding back since shes your daughter? Well, I guess this was also adjusted to give her only as much damage as a poke would. Gozoh just kept staring at me this time. Now then. What should I call you? Please tell this big brother of yours. Big brother. I. Am Igni. Right. So your names Igni huh? Her response was awfully monotone, but lets hold off on pressing the switch for the fourth time. Chapter 300 Dragon Buster Man, you liked alcohol and appetizers that much? Well it looks like we canmunicate with words, so I guess we can move on with the negotiations, yeah? The snacks were super tasty! I was just about to press the switch for the fourth time. The next time shouldnt be a problem, though. Yep. If I recall, the next ones stone spikes thatll stab her. Now then, I suppose I should fill you in on whats happening since you seem to be confused. First of all, you were caught by me. Eh? Oh, shouldnt I escape now? Wait. Take a look, see? Yeah. Lets talk. I held up three fingers so that only Igni could see them. She should get it. Its the third situation. The third one. The one where shes supposed to ad-lib and follow what I say. Shell definitely remember right? Umm. Could you hear us out without moving about, little miss? Yep! It was a great response. She was able to read to mood properly, but can Igni put on an act? So, why did you attack that field in my vige? Well, I was just killing tiI-I mean it was a prank! Surprising them was fun Ooookay, I almost wound up pressing the switch when she was about to finish saying she was killing time. It looks like she figured that was a bad thing to say when I smiled peeeerfectly at her. I was trying to appeal to the group that the whole matter was because of Ignis childishness. NO killing time YES prank! That was also covered in our meeting prior to this. However, her eyes were darting this way and that. I guess she just barely remembered in time? A prank, huh~? Even so, it was a field we use to grow our food. You cant just go ruining it, well lose our source of food and be unable to sustain our meals to eat. Being hungrys bad! Exactly. So you wont do it again, right~? Right! Sorry! Her being so obedients actually making her less persuasive! Even her expressions off, shes way too serious. I turned to Wataru and Gozoh. So what do you guys think? H-Hah W-Well. Wataru and Gozoh both responded immediately, but neither felt too convinced on the matter. Obviously, even I think it sounded like a lie. It looks like the two of them arent convinced yet. Come on, apologize to them as well. Eh? Why should I apologize to bugsOW!? Umm, Im sorry. I sessfully activated the switch for the fourth time. It was a conical shape this time and looked much more painful than the previous balls. Kehma-san is amazing. Huh? Oh, no. This was all just a childs folly, lets let it slide, how about it? Im not a child! BIKIIii! The conversations flow Id worked so hard to set up shattered. Team Bhus with Wataru in the lead took battle formation. Meat and Ichika also stood as interception between Igni and I. As though to protect me. They moved crazy quick. They were on alert. They didnt trust her at all, no doubting that. Should I push the child route a bit more? Only children grow angry when called children. Ah, then I wont get angry! Because Im not a child! Oooh, how great of you. I walked over to Igni and pat her on the head. Kehma-san, shes dangerous! Huh? Oooh, yeah, sure. She is a me dragon. Bute on, shes already apologized and said she wont do it again, its fine already. Right, Igni-chan? Yeah! Im an adult and I keep my promises! BWOOSH! With that, everything fell apart. This brat just tried making some kind of adult-like pose. Probably. Everyone reflexively held up their weapons (me included). Ichika and Meat both know about the circumstances Well, itd be hard to get them to put faith in her anymore. I guess Ill have to use my ultimate weapon? Hey, Igni-chan. Sit. Kay. Doing as I said, Igni sat down. See? Shes very obedient. Why is everyone so tense around her? No no no no, Kehma, arent you the one being too calm? Thats a dragon. Gozohs frightened! Whys Gozoh, a person who can head off and drink with a hero like its nothing, so afraid? Are the people of this world so horrified by dragons? No, even Watarus on guard But shes obviously a little girl? But Id lose if she went wild! Hmm. Gozoh wouldnt let down his guard. Guess Ill have to show off my true ultimate weapon. I didnt want to have to use it if Id been able to avoid it. Its an ultimate weapon so strong that it wouldve been fine even if I didnt use it, but Haaah, alright. Ill let you guys know my secret then. Youll agree with me after knowing about it. Huh? Your secret? I sighed deeply and pped my hands. Pleasee here, Ontentoo. Resolving myself and saying that, a whirlwind of fire appeared behind me. Within it appeared a single smander. Daebuuu Hoh, what an obedient me dragon child. Ontentoo held down Igni, whod began to stand up. Ontentoo, my true ultimate weapon. A familiar existence to me, as well as an existence capable of suppressing a me dragon. Because he is her father. Wataru, Gozoh. This is my secret Ill introduce him. My friend, Ontentoo, the smander. Kehmas friends? Hello. Ontentoo grinned and let his fangs appear on his reptilian face. My friend to the end. A real friend. What.. the you subdued a smander a great fire spirit? Huuuh!? Subdue my ass! Hey now, calm down, Ontentoo. Theyre just startled, your face is pretty scary. I tapped him on the shoulder. So far, this is how our meeting went. We were going for a whole appeal through a hard to please existence that cant just be used whenever kind of thing. Moreover, Ontentoo was keeping Igni under his foot. When alls said and done, parents can make their children bow yep. Ah, sorry then now! You apologize to them too! Properly! Eeeh, s-sorry! Hyah!? Im sorry!? Youre not gonna go off and burn any more fields, RIGHT!? Right! I wont! Goooood. Next time you do, Im gonna break off this horn here and give it them! Hyah!? Sorry! That hurts, Im sorrryyy!! Igni, urged on by Ontentoo and her mind reeling, apologized. As expected of Ontentoo, hes good at this. As an aside, her horn takes around ten years to regrow. I wonder if recovery magic could speed that up? Maybe mass-productions possible So. Thats how it is. Maaan, its a great thing we could solve that so easily. Yep! I-I see. So it was the smander? Yeah, for a smander, a great fire spirit, a me dragon would definitely be below a normal dragon, but Team Bhus is good with this too yeah? Its an existence that can make a me dragon submit whenever it wants. The effectiveness was obvious. No one had anyints about that. And I guarantee this guys trustworthy. Oi, youve got Kehmas guarantee yeah? So dwarfy over there, can you trust me with his guarantee? Of course I can! Vige Chief Kehmas guarantee is more than enough and theres no dwarf alive who wouldnt trust a smander, the great fire spirits! Riiiight!? Kakakaka! So he couldnt believe me about the dragon but the smanders just fine? Thats a bit weird, but I guess we somehow came to an agreement I guess dragons are just no-gos after all? So Ontentoo, Ill leave Igni to you. Please educate her properly. Yeah, leave it to me. Ill discipline this brat. I went with the strategy of leaving the whole Igni matter to Ontentoo. The drawback of this n is that it brings Ontentoos existence to the surface. The advantage is that it means Igni can continue her stay home. It didnt really matter much to me either way, so I was totally willing to go with it when Ontentoo agreed to it. Oh, you can have this alcohol as payment. Well, its just the leftovers of what we brought for her. Ooooh! Thanks for the gift! Ichika, Gozoh, and Roppu I told you guys Id already prepared the same alcohol for you to party with when we get back, so stop it with the drooling. Kehma-san. Could youe over here for a moment? Hm? Whats up, Wataru? How the heck did you get to know such a big shot!? Ah parents are great, dont you agree? Huh? You were a second generation? I was talking about how the smander was able to reign in his daughter, the me dragon, of course. Not about having Japanese parents that introduced the smander to me. (I wont have anything to do with remedying that misunderstanding, though.) Oh, and itd be great if you all could keep me knowing Ontentoo a secret. I dont really want to be asked about it. Understood but how should I put it? Youre friends with such a strong spirit What, Ontentoos that strong? Ohe on! Smanders are great fire spirits! Its said that all fires bow their heads before smanders! Fires? Heads? How though. Kehma-san, have you not heard of the four great spirits? Gnomes of earth, Undines of water, Sylphs of wind, and Smanders of fire. Theyre famous. You dont happen to be friends with other spirits, right? Famous huh. Ive definitely heard names like that in games before at least. Huh? But Ontentoo isnt a smander, hes a smander-type core. I wonder if that puts him on the same level as them? Eh, either way, with Ontentoo pinning down Igni, we managed to end it all with myst resort. We did it. Right? Chapter 301 An Achievement or Something Leaving Igni to Ontentoo, we headed back to the vige. I was getting carried on the way back as well, but We wound up not having to bring anything more back huh. Lets hurry up and go back. Eh, wait up Wataru. Whatre you doing? Preparing to go back down? Thats a cliff though? Its the shortest route back. We just didnt take it on the way up since the ascent wouldve been a bit much. No way, no, nope, no way! Ill be as careful as possible, but you do know youre going to bite your tongue if you keep talking yeah? Hey Gozoh, get him to stop! This is basically vertical! Whatre you on about? This is easy enough to just walk down. Kehma, you should stop swinging your legs, youre going to trip him. Seriously We were able to return in just fifteen minutes and thats good and all, but it was way scarier than even the jankiest of rollercoasters. But like, both Meat and Ichika made it down casually wait, am I the odd man out here? Or maybe its because I was being carried? Either way, its a good thing I relieved myself before we headed back. Mm, you made it back safe and sound huh. Ooh~, wee back~ The ones to greet us upon our return were Rokuko and Nerune. Rokuko was waiting with a triumphant pose for some reason though? Did Ontentoo contact her? I figured it was about time you all got back Kehma, could you get down here and crouch a bit? Hm? Whats up? I got off Watarus back and bent over as instructed. W-We-Wee b-back d-d-dea ! W-Wee back! Yeah, so could you stop hitting me? No clue if youre embarrassed or something but could you not? Wee back dear? What? Did Ie back from a business trip or something? Rokuko aside, Wataru was called over by Nerune too. Yeah, so I knew they were getting along but it was to the point of her weing him back? Sooo, Wataru-san~? The me dragon scales~? The horn~? Ah th-there were some, uh, circumstances so, its not what I said, but how about some fire rat fur or red slime fluid? Aah! Sorry, we wound up making up with the dragon so I couldnt really get them! Then neeext time~, I can expect souvenirs~? Yeah! Leave it to me, please!! With that, Nerune returned to the inn after leaving Wataru super eager to please her. Ah, so shes got him whipped. Whend that happen? Wataru. I know its me saying it, but are you alright? Im fine. Rather, I feel great. Yep. A whipped perv. Oh, no, I dont mean like in an M way or anything. More like, uhh, a cat? So you see Nerune as a cat sith or something? There are cat siths1 in this world!? I saw them in the catalog at least? They were monsters though. With that, other vigers realized that wed returned. Around five of them. Oh, its true, theyre back! And none of em are dead either! But what about the dragon meat!? Theyre all alright! Howd it go!? The vigers all talked over each other. Ah, yeah. Were all good. It worked out somehow. Th-That so? So you defeated it after all? Even though you had Hero-sama with you, you did it with so few people Well, its not like we defeated it mmm, how should I put it? . I turned to Gozoh, giving him a look that asked him to do it but not say too much. Ill start from how it ended. We disciplined the dragon with Kehmas secret method, so we dont have to worry about the me dragon anymore. Eh? Disciplined a dragon? Haha, great joke, Gozoh. Its the truth. I saw the dragon bow with my own eyes. It even apologized for burning that field. Right, Wataru? Man, Kehma-san did basically all of it this time! He and Kuro-chan took it on themselves! Crap, Wataru didnt get that that was in the too much category!? Hold up. The disciplining parts a misunderstanding, we just came to an agreement. HEEEEY! OUR VILLAGE CHIEFS A DRAGON TAMER!! Seriously!? Thats WAY cooler than a dragon yer! Im proud to be in this vige! Our vige chief got justice for my radishes! Wait what!? Im not a tamer though!? Hey! Like that, the matter of me personally subduing the dragon quickly spread throughout the vige. Why though? Id even tried pushing it all off onto Wataru Hey guys dont press all your achievements on me why do you think you were all brought? To be witnesses yeah? And I didnt say anything about Smander-dono. We really didnt do anything. Theres nothing for us to press onto you, everything was your doing. Come on, isnt taking over my troubles a splendid achievement? That could not be called an achievement. Also, wouldnt this be enough to allow you to be a B-Rank adventurer, Kehma-san? The guild people know about me currently having two ranks. So this means therell be a chance for those ranks to be equal yeah, its likely. Ugugugu, but wouldnt that make me be B-Rank on the surface as well? B-Ranks are basically aristocrats. Aristocrats are troublesome. Yeah. No way, I still havent even done the advancement from D-Rank. No, Kehma. I know you really dont want to work, but this matter could even make Roppu and I be B-Rank. Even with me honestly saying that we didnt do anything. Yeah If we told the whole truth, you going straight to A-Rank wouldnt be a stretch, Kehma-san. Wait. Whats that now? Why? Dragon subjugation is a great aplishment that would normally require several B-Rank parties to aplish with many deaths. In other words, you could say that just surviving it would make you B-Rank. This was just two parties, and even though IS-Rank came along, I didnt help at all. Even then, Kehma-san, you really just did it with your own partya party of just you twoand challenged the dragon. Uninjured. And you even managed to make it docile thats already A-RankInhuman, no, S-RankSuperhuman. Get it now? Now that he put it like that, I started to understand the significance of what just happened. I think I was undervaluing the existences known as dragons too much. The only dragon Id met and known well was Redra, one that was casually lovey-dovey with Ontentoo Id fought her in that Dungeon Battle back then, but I probably just couldnt understand how much of a threat she really was. No, I still dont understand. Its the same for the Core No. 5, the Dragon King, the one at the summit of all dragonkind. The only feeling I get toward them is just like Oh, that persons pretty dangerous huh. I mean, Kehma-san, even if we obscure your achievement as much as possible, your n made it so that we seeded repelling the dragon with no casualties. Thats impossible to deny. Right this world has lie detecting magic tools. Crap we cant hiding anything if they ask to deeply, huh. Eeh, dragon subjugation I mean, hmm. Cant B-Ranks handle that much? Im trying to tell you thats impossible. I couldnt even face a dragon and get out uninjured, alright? Id have to prepare myself to lose an arm or two. Something that would take even recovery magic two or three days to bounce back from. Seriously? B-Ranks are unexpectedly weak or maybe dragons are just too strong? Well, youre definitely B-Rank now at least. Congrattions. I want to decline it though? That means youd have to quit the adventurer guild. I dont rmend it. Then Ill quit adventuring and just be an ordinary vige chief or a Beddhist father. Either way, Im pretty sure that Haku-sama will summon you to elevate your rank. Youd be sentenced to death if you refused, probably. Ah Ill do it if its Haku-san. Id have to. No lese majeste for me! Because its Haku-san. Because its Haku-san! Well, organization heads authority is far reaching, so theres not much trouble youd have to deal with. Oh, how about we head to the capital together? Ill drop my escort price down for you! Ill go through another route. And no way Im going to pay for an S-Rank escort. Ill give you the friend bonus, youd only have to pay for food and transportation! In that case, maybe I could ask him to? Ive never been to the imperial capital through the normal route, it might be a good opportunity if I have a hero escorting me. I dont even know the normal route there, after all. Well sure, why not. If thats all, lets do it. Yes! Im going to go prepare for the trip now then! Oh, Kehma-san, you have [Storage] right? How much of its open? You should put tons of water and food into it. Unexpectedly happy about it, Wataru spoke Actually, I guess hes always like that. Later that day, the sessful dragon subjugation party engorged themselves on the alcohol Id brought[Certain Dragon yer]. Haha, nah, its just normal Japanese sake! I didnt give it any name like that! And it doesnt kill anyway! 1. So cat sith could either be referencing the Final Fantasy version of them, the actual Celtic myth version of them, or maybe some other JP reference. Chapter 302 Traveling Preparations In the end, we decided on the date wed head out for the imperial capital. It turned out that I did get summoned. It even called for someone not in the subjugation group, why oh, right. Rokukos name was in that list as if it were the most natural thing in the world. This is definitely Haku-sans doing, I cant see it being anyone elses. And then the next day came. Shikina and Maidence came out to meet Meat and I when we turned up at the inn. Master Kehma! Thank you for your hard work! Kuro-sama! Um, Kehma-sama, could we have a talk? As expected of my fianc err For some reason, I just cant seem to feel calm whenever I see the no good elf and miss ringlets here. And I dunno when, but Maidence seemed to fall head over heels for Meat at some point. Meat, what did you do to her? Hm? You dont remember doing anything? Oh really? Well, then maybe it has something to do with the aristocratic mating cycle? Like just being near your fianc causes feelings of love. Or something. Someone needs to announce this to the academygenerations of nobles living with nothing to look forward to but arranged marriages have changed their innate instincts! So, I heard Wataru-sensei say that you will be taking a trip to the imperial capital! I would like you to allow me to apany you as well! Eh, why? The reason is obvious: I have already paid for this months tuition costs it will take you at least a month to reach the capital, correct? I would naturally be apanying you as well, in that case! Geh! A legitimate reason! But really, I havent exactly taught her anything proper enough to call it a tuition. But still, I guess Ichika and Meatthe ones handling all of themon-sense and battle-rted stuffareing with me too, so oh well. What am I teaching this elf? I guess math at most? Im looking forward to seeing the imperial capital, Kuro-sama. Goshujin-sama. Oh, Mai-sama, wouldnt you be taking care of the ce in our absence? Of course, you could also take a return trip to Tsuia. Of course I couldnt, Kehma-sama! I know how I look, but I am ustomed to travel. I couldnt take responsibility if something were to happen to you, please understand. Muuu responsibility, duty. Adults always say the same thing. Saying that, Maidence took Meat by the arm and hugged it. One might say that she was simply acting as a child at a convenient time is just like what an aristocrat would do. Kuro-sama, you would protect me, right? No. I will be protecting Goshujin-sama, please do not get in my way. . Kuro-sama, your faithfulness to your duty is wonderful! This is going nowhere. Its the same thing that happened with Wataru. Oh, Maid-san. Err, while we are away I understand, I will return her to the Tsuia residence, so rest assured. Maid-san responded so perfunctorily, it helped ease me. Vige Chief Kehma! Fight me! Ima beat up Vige Chief Kehma, the Dragonyer~! Just then, our part-time worker, Setsuna, came running, her chest and doggy ears bouncing. Yep, lets not have that fight. Vige Chief! While youre gone at the capital, Ill be defending the vigehouse-sitting, so let me fight you first! How about you fight Wataru instead? Nerune was all, ahem: [Watarus a guest~, bothering him is off-limits~] though! Nerune? Are you really someone in a ce to say that? And whats with calling him Wataru? Thats cold! Oh, how the hero has fallen! Gah, I want to feel sympathy for him. I dont, though. Haaaah. Ill allow you to practice with him. In exchange, you cant fight me. Booya, our Vige Chief is reasonable as heck! Understooooood! Saying that, Setsuna left with a pep in her step. Wait, what? Defense? Right. Gozoh and Roppu areing with us, huh. Setting aside Meat, Gozohs party is this viges representative adventurers. I cant deny that the viges defense will drop without us all here. Well, I guess the vige will be fine with Setsuna here, even if its attacked. Probably. I dont think people would want to attack the vige in the first ce, what with there being an adventurers guild branch being here and all. Or maybe its the fear of monstersing out of the dungeon and overrunning the town if its defenses are lowered too much? I can guarantee that wont be an issue, at least. Hah guess Ill have make preparations. Ill do what Wataru suggested for now and stock up on food. Anything put inside of my [Storage] has its time stopped, so well be able to eat freshly-prepared meals whenever. I cant take Kinue-san with us, after all I mean, shes basically the inns key person at this point. * I knocked on the door to Rokukos room. Hey, Rokuko. Are you done preparing? Oh, Kehma. I just finished. Kehma, between red, ck, and white, which do you prefer? Hm? ck, I guess. Isnt that too bold? Whats she on about? Well, Ill have lost if I think about it too hard. As a man, that is. Probably. Am I good toe in? Its safe. Entering only after getting confirmation, I saw Rokuko looking at a memo book after gathering her luggage. She had [Storage] as well, but it seemed like shed packed various traveling bags in addition. We both have [Cleanup], so its not like we really need to bring many changes of clothes though? Whats with the memo book? Its for the DP Ive gotten from Haku Ane-sama. From what I was told, I can only use the DP I have at the time I leave the dungeon. Ah, I guess Haku-san told her through the [White Beach] hotline? When though? I wonder what DP really is? And only being able to use DP you have at the time you leave a dungeon what does it mean to have DP? Its that sort of thing. Like I can do it, but I dont get it. If you can use DP elsewhere, youre definitely bringing it with you. Its not like itll disappear if you dont use it, so you dont need to go out of your way to. I guess. It doesnt exactly have mass so maybe its simr to magical power? Rokuko wouldnt know, but I just figured it worked simr to how digital currency did in my world. The dungeon will use a certain amount as well, but itll replenish if I leave the core here, so alright, lets bring around 500,000 DP. Oh yeahe to think of it, about how far can we go until we cant use the DP we leave in the dungeon? Is it within the range between here an Tsuia? I dont really know, but it can change depending on the situation, like if there were any other dungeons in-between. Well, I dont think therell be anything 500,000 DP cant handle Fufufufu, Ive saved up enough DP to have this kind of conversation. Im growing up~ I nodded in agreement. Its true, shes very differentpared to back when I was summoned, both in brains and DP. Well be heading out tomorrow, so make sure you dont leave anything behind. Well, well have DP so itd probably be fine either way. Yeah. Oh, where do you think I should put the Dungeon Core? In the dungeon, right? Oh, shes talking about the main corelight orb? I thought Rokuko was saying she wouldnt being for a sec there. Shes definitely afraid to keep the Dungeon Core in the inn, like what if there was a thief? Right. Lets hide it before we head out. Yeah, lets. While saying that, Rokuko put the Beddhism holy seal into her bag. Do I have some of them stocked away too? Yep. Hey Kehma, between the inn and the church, do you think were leaving enough manpower behind? The church should be fine because of all the subi. As for the inn well, the inn and church worked out with just us before the subi, so even without the four of us now, itll be fine. Oh, yeah. It should be enough with the subi huh? Actually, wouldnt it be great if we could get the subi to help out here at the inn too? We could say the Beddhism Sisters are volunteering. I mean, Id still pay them, but yeah. In that case, lets ask Rei and Kinue to join us as well. As for why she didnt include Nerune there, well, yeah. The girls immersed in her research. It should work out alright as long as I let Suira know about it. I guess I should go confirm our route to the imperial capitale to think of it, what direction is it? Wataru said he came on a carriage Chapter 303 At Tsuia All in all this time, our lineup had my party: Meat, Ichika, Rokuko and I. Followed by Team Bhus: Gozoh, Roppu, and Wataru. We even had Maidence, a noble of Tsuia, and her maid. Oh, and the no-good elf Shikina. We had ten people in all, the coachman excluded. Maidence and the maid will be left in Tsuia though, so we would be heading for the imperial capital with eight people in all. By the way, the carriage and coachman were furnished by the Tsuia family. It was a nobles coach, one with a door that had their familys coat of arms on it. It was no covered coach. It was a properly made box-type carriage. Big enough that all ten of us could fit. Thankfully, well be able to use this carriage up until Tsuia. Well be fine with our luggage since we have [Storage], too. Gozoh came to talk with me before we left. Hey Kehma. Eh, erm, what about Smander-dono?1 It still has to discipline the me dragon and its being a bit difficult, so it wont be leaving Tsuia Mountain yet. O-Oh. So itlle if you call for it? How would I? Send it a letter or something? Huh? No, I mean isnt there something for that in your contract? Like that time in [me Cavern]. Thats just because it was originally hiding there. That guys been passing his time in [me Cavern] from the start, after all. Theres a Smander passing the time by idly in there... well, thats the sort of setting were going with for Ontentoos public appearance. I see. So thats why I felt sofortable with you there...? Or maybe the key to it was Beddhism? Like Id know? Well, after all that, we started on our journey to the capital. Rei, Ill be leaving the inn and dungeon to you! * We arrive at Tsuia in the horse-drawn carriage without much of anything really happening. Still though, for us to take just two hours for the trip... it used to take us six hours hiking from the dungeon to Tsuia way back when. I doubt itd take even one hour on a fast horse. That was such afortable ride, as expected of a nobles carriage... but still though, we didnt even have to be examined or pay the toll since Maidence-sama was with us... truly, as expected of a noble. Ya shouldnt need money to walk into yer own house aye? And this carriage heres basically one big identification device. Thats correct, Gozoh-san. Though nobles do need to pay the toll. Even I have to! Oh aye, you were one of them kinda-nobles since yer a Hero, Wataru. I forgot. I mean, we could have went past without paying the toll for a single carriage this time since itd be put on the guilds tab. So I guess we should really be saying more like as expected of Haku-san, the adventurer guilds grand master. Haaah, I want to stay with Kuro-sama though. ... Well be reaching the lords manor soon, so prepare to get off. Its alright, Kuro-sama. I left my preparations to my maid, so I can be next to you until thest moment. Wed decided to head to the lords manor right away. Doing so, we received a personal greeting from Yudence Tsuia, the lord himself. Oooh, Kehma-dono. Its been a while! And you too, Nishimi-dono! Mai, have you been doing well? Wonder what made him greet me first? Did he have some ulterior motive? I cant see it as him just greeting the person watching over his daughter first, since he greeted Wataruthe person to bring her to me in the first cesecond. Yes, father. I have also deepened my rtionship with my fianc, Kuro-sama. I see, I see! So youve gotten to the point of giving Kuroinu-dono a nickname! Isnt seeing our children getting along so well refreshing, Kehma-dono? Hahaha.... well, as you see, your daughter has been brought back safe and sound as you anticipated. I couldnt tell what his hidden meaning was there that well, so I went with forcing a smile just in case. Wait, what!? Her fianc...!? Kehma-sama, isnt Kuro-chan a....!? No way, a crossdresser...!? Y-yeah, Wataru, are you okay? Ahsorry, I lost myself there for a moment. Oh yeah, Wataru had that marriage fraud issue with the crossdresser a long time ago, didnt he. Kehma-sama. We will be parting from you temporary, but please, feel free to continue using the carriage. So long as you have it, your exit from the town should go just as smoothly. Hmm... ... It has their crest on it though? I want a different carriage. When I nced back to Yudence, our eyes met. Whaaat? Dont worry about it. Its natural that my daughters fianc would have ess to something like this. ... Could I get one without the crest on it? I get the feeling various troubles will crop up because of it. On the contrary, I believe those troubles would only ur if you didnt have our crest on the carriage. However, Kehma-dono, would you prefer for us to arrange one without our crest for you? I wonder if Haku-sans hand is in this somehow...? Im worried about bandits attacking us midway because of the crest though... With that, Wataru interrupted. Oh, Yudence-san. We would love a covered coach with your crest on it! Really, traveling in a covered coach is the best way to go, right Kehma-san? Hm? I will prepare a covered coach as youve requested then, Nishimi-dono. I assume you are fine with that, Kehma-dono? Oh, yeah. Ill leave the decisions about it to him, Im not too versed in wagons. Traveling in a covered coach, huh. Man does that remind me of RPG games. Hey, Wataru. Why the crest? Kehma-san, you know how Golen is so near Tsuia? Its better for you to clearly show off your connection with Yudence-san. ... So its to prevent other nobles from intervening? Exactly! See how helpful itll be to borrow their crest now? So that was a thing, huh. Troublesome... Kehma-dono! How about a cup of tea while you wait for the coach to be prepared? Id like have a chat with you and that girl with you, too. The lord smiled at both Rokuko and I. Oh, well look at the time. I have to go do something for the journey. Leave it to me, Kehma. I have to deliver a few documents to the guild and pick up a deliverymission for a bit. Im going too. Party members should do stuff together right? Oh, Ill go with ye then! Want to get some alcohol with me, Gozoh? Wataru, well fetch themission as Team Bhus. Like a bunch of spiders scattering, they left Rokuko, Meat and I alone in the blink of an eye. Though it felt more like they were ditching something annoying than leaving tactfully. Yeah. ... Well, its a good chance, so how about we treat ourselves to some tea, Kehma? ... Yeah. Seeing as how I was able to hear some good stuff about aristocratic etiquette during the chat over some tea, I guess it turned out alright. * The coach, prepared while I was listening to valuable tales from the lord, had our luggage already loaded onto it so that we could leave right away. It was almost entirely just small luggage bags, so the time to part with Maidence came surprisingly quickly. Please take care of yourselves, everyone. And Kuro-sama, see you... nn Oh, Maidence actually gave Meat a goodbye kiss... on the cheek. She pulled off something Rokuko couldnt, and easily, at that. So thats the strength of an aristocrats daughter? Wha!? W-Wow, you did it, Mai. Fufufu, if you cant manage something of this level, Kehma-sama might get snatched away from you, Rokuko-sama. N-No he wont! Kehma and I are in a rtionship thatllst to death....! Its alright, right, Kehma? Yeah, its alright. Probably. HmChmmm? That is not necessarily true, Rokuko-dono! For I am here! Step back, you perverted elf. Say that after you can at least manage your multiples of seven without making a mistake. I-I dont make any mistakes though! ... If I use my fingers. When did Rokuko and Shikina get on such good terms? I had no clue they were this close. Like that, we left Tsuia. We had to drink tea with Yudence this time, but now I guess we cane and go whenever we want? ... This is the first time Ill have travelled further than here. Im a bit excited to see what its like.2 It will be around five days to reach the next town. ... Thats pretty far though!? Chapter 304 En Route And so it took five days to reach the next town from Tsuia. Wed been proceeding down the prairie road in a horse-drawn wagon. To the right was forests as far as the eye could see. To the left was much the same of mountains, mountains not a part of the Tsuia Mountain Range Watching the unendingly simr scenery, I grew bored. I couldnty down even if I wanted to go have a nap, so I wasnt even able to do that. Maybe I shouldve had at least one more wagon prepared for us? Hey, Ichika. What was the name of the town were heading to? Now that I think about it, I dont think I ever asked? The next towns Mikhan. The towns in a meadow, so theres tonsa sheep and stuff. Sheep I see, somb chops shish kebabs Mostly wool, tonsa wool. Well guess theres meat too. And theyre pretty behind Tsuia in most everythin else though, but theyre great at farmin. I see. Man am I getting tired of the wagons movements. Goshujin-sama, this is an aristocratic wagon on a t road ya know? Normal wagonsd shake yer butt like no tomorrow, people who cant get used to it just end up barfin. Motion sickness, huh yeah, Ill pass. This wagons so amazin because of its anti-shakin manufacturin. Oooh, mind if I hop in to the conversation here, Kehma-san!? With that, Wataru started talking with Ichika. You know, theres a suspension system on this wagon. Heeeh, a suspension system is that suspension system thing whats causing there to be no shaking? Yeah, it suppresses the back-and-forth rocking by having springs around the wheel area. The Hero Studio in the capital came up with the idea. Phew, that was close. Watarus still casually probing to see if Im a hero, huh I thought hed given up. Come to think of it, what do you usually travel to our vige with? A wagon? Or [Teleport]? No no, theres no way I could use something like [Teleport] so readily. Id say only Haku-sama and her party could do something so crazy. I mean yeah, I wish I knew the spell, but the scrolls crazy rare, so I generally use a horse. Once I get to Tsuia, I go the rest of the way on foot. Is he saying hes faster than a horse? Huh? So thats where it is now? Ah, no. I rented it out to the adventurer guild. I said I didnt mind as long as it was returned to a local guild. Heeeh. How did you make your way to the vige of Golen, Kehma-san? Oh, I suppose it was before it was a vige, huh. My legs, really. It was actually through a 1000 DP gacha summon though. Well, I guess I didnt exactly use a vehicle, so saying I used my legs wasnt wrong. I got brought in a ve transport wagon. Oh yeah, Ichika-san, you do have the Pavueran ent, huh. Is that where it happened? Mmm, I went a biiiiiiiit overboard in the capital did stuff, fell inta debt, and got cored. Oh, so youre a debt ve? So couldnt you buy yourself back if you used the reward we just got? Huh? Wait, hold up, ves can buy themselves back? Eh? Kehma-san, you didnt know? There are several kinds of ves, debt ves can even buy themselves back. Though since ves are generally put to work with no pay, that rarely happens. Ahhh, wait up. Ive got a few circumstances, Im not a debt ve. I dont feel like stoppin bein Goshujin-samas ve anyway, not even a bit. S-So thats how it was? I didnt know. So there was the chance the dungeons secret couldve leaked out if I bought a debt ve that was close. Huh? Then what kind of ve are you, Ichika? A crime ve, I guess. Well What the heck did you do? Remember how I told you I earned a ton a grudges? I was innocent, but I got set up. Come to think of it, didnt she mention something about that?1 Huh? Wait, then what kind of ve is Meat? It doesnt sound like shes a debt ve, so is she a criminal ve then? The bandits definitely did take her. Shes probably an illegal ve, thinkin about her history. Maybe some war ve, ves that caught in war. Theres times when people kidnap kids to enve too, but guess that just happens sometimes. Oh yeah, Ive heard how useful those war ves are to adventurers. Ive never used one, though. The war ves used by adventurers as meat shields were generally the men. They get more by starting a war the Raverio Empire is merciless. Honestly, I feel like the bar to return to being a civilian after being enved is just too high. Its to the point that I think its impossible outside of just being a contract ve. Whats a contract ve? Theyre ves with pre-determined terms and conditions to their being a ve. Stuff like lover contracts, yeah? He then went on to talk about how there were various sorts of them, all depending on the conditions like how long it wouldst, what their reward would be, what would happen once the master died, etcetera. Hmm, setting aside Ichika, maybe I should change Meat into one of these contract ve things? But well, its not really an inconvenience right now, so I guess its fine? Itd be a dead giveaway to the ve trader if I put something like [Dont talk about the dungeon] into the contract, and I dont know how effective it would be if I obfuscated my meaning. I guess I could get Haku-sans help, but asking her for anything is straight up frightening. Actually, Kehma-san, you have ves. Shouldnt you know more about this stuff than me? Didnt you get an exnation about all this when you purchased Ichika-san? Right back at you, did you just look into all that for getting a night ve or something? NoI meanum, that wasnt it. I figured it would be a good idea to know this kind of stuff as an S-Rank adventurer, so I looked into, err,mon sense? I wont tell Nerune. Why do I feel like I have to say thanks even though Im not guilty here? Thank you. Still though, theres a ton of types of ves I nced at Meat. Rokuko was holding her and ying with her ears and tail. Yuri! Yuri! Yuri! Then I looked over to pleasant scene of Roppu and Shikinano, Shikinas face gave off more of a feeling of wild perversion. Like [Guheheheh]. My eyes met with Meats. Meat generally didnt have an expressive face, but she looked troubled. Like she didnt know what she should do here. Yeah, personal contact is important. Good luck. Hey, theres some monsters out here, small fries. Whats the n? Kill em? Just then, Gozoh, whod been keeping watch next to the coachman, spoke. Hearing that, Wataru quickly moved to the driving area. Yeah, theyre small fry alright. Lets kill them for the sake of keeping public roads safe. Oh, I guess its also a good chance for a bathroom break? I-Ill go. Oh? Have fun, Meat. Ill go too then, I need the bathroom break. Gozoh, could you stop the wagon? It somehow turned into us taking a bathroom break even though monsters appeared. I guess what appeared were on the level of goblins or something, then? Theyre just ordinary orcs, Kehma-san. Five of them. Definitely small fry. Wataru spoke calmly, but were those really small fry? I guess a Hero would just see them like that, but still. Its the first time Ive seen orcs. How strong are they? Speaking in terms of subjugation difficulty, theyre a bit easier than iron golems. A party of novice adventurers might choose to run from them, but with us, theyd need over a hundred easily. I mean, we could probably take on a dragon. I see, so then Meat should be able to take them out herself. Still though, Wataru could take a hundred of them on? Wow. As expected of you, Wataru-sensei! Master, I would like to go as well! Stay here. But why!? Is this not the perfect chance to see how much strong I have grown!? This no-good elf has a horriblepatibility against humanoid monsters. Ande on, theyre orcs. Its obvious whatd end up happening if this elf went off against orcs. Kehma-san. Would you like us to try leaving just one to you all? Ill help out if it appears dangerous. Hmm I guess itd be good training? Alright, sure then. Meat, you up for it? Yes. Yessss! Were gettin some orc skewers tonight! My bellys already rumblin! Wait, Ichika, youd eat orc? But its a bipedal, human-shaped pig? Wait,e to think of it, this world eats minotaur and the like, huh. I guess theyd eat orcs too. ording to Wataru, it tastes like pork. Ichika said it was even better than boar meat. I even started getting a bit hungry after listening to them. By the way, Shikina lost big time to the orc. Wataru helped her out and kept anything else from happening, but she really was useless. I mean, she was all pigeon-toed and fidgety the moment she stood in front of the thing. I couldnt see her face from where I stood, but I bet her face was flushed red. Freaking elf with an orc fetish. We do have a certain goblin-fetishist, though. I cant really say anything about Shikina To be honest, I think I may have mistranted it back whenever this was originally mentioned. I dont recall this. Chapter 305 Author Note: By the way, Wataru pointed out that it was faster for him to get to Golen from Tsuia by running instead of using his horse, but it was more that he was more confident running through the terrain than the horse. And still, since Haku-san had given Wataru the task of [Maintaining the Roads Security], Wataru often ends up walking alone with his guard down to lure out thieves and monsters. He wasnt just ying around whenever he went to Golen. The Town of Mikhan (1) After a trip filled with various things happening, we finally made it to the next town: Mikhan. It wasnt to the point of Tsuias, but it did have a rtively big wall surrounding the town. It also appeared to be surrounded by pastures filled with shepherds and their sheep. It was so long... I thought Id fall asleep in the coach... but it was unexpectedly busy, eh. There were a good number of monsters on the way, after all. I was expecting a few thieves too, but I guess there werent any up for a fight. Setting aside the monsters that would naturally want to attack us, there werent many thieves confident enough to attack a coach with an aristocratic crest on it. I mean, well, thatd be them making enemies of an entire family of wealthy individuals. I figured wed at least be able to lure at least some out since we only had a single coach and no guards. You wanted them to attack? Thieves are great. Whether you kill them or capture them, you get money from them. Watarus been tainted by this world down to his depths, huh... Theres no way hed be able to make it in Japan anymore. By the way, wed camped out on the way here, but like... wouldnt there normally be some small vige for that or something? Like an inn town. Gozoh answered when he voiced his question. An inn town? Yeah theres a few of em, theyre always wherever theres no monsters and great security. Theyd get gobbled up if not. ... Wasnt there a vige near Tsuia? The area around Tsuias already opened for development. In a sense, its like the frontier. Besides, with an inn town so near like that theres less escort requests and more adventurers. ... So thats how it was? I couldnt get any good sleep since we camped out and slept in shifts, so that topics a sore spot in travelling for me. Yep... wait, huh? Come to think of it, I hired Wataru to do it... I couldve just left it all to him... ... Eh. Well, at least the coachman was good at sharing stories during that, so lets call it even. Like how while there were weeds for the horses to eat at that point, there was a rivalry between whether it was best to use [Call Fodder] or [Grow Weed] to feed your horses when there werent, or like how youd call even non-horses horses if they pull your coach. Really, they were just a ton of inconsequential stories. Heeey, cmon, lets hurry up and head into town. I wanna eat~ Dont gon bother Kehma, Ichika. Well, itll go nice and quick if we use the aristocrat-only entrance... Right, Roppu and I should be officially B-Ranks soon, so we can do that stuff soon too. Ah, but the aristocrats gate toll is expensive. Setting aside this time, ordinarymissions wont waive the fee so wed be takin the other gate normally. ... Being able to make the choice is the upside to being a Ventulier. You could even leave in the middle of the night. Ichika was hungry, so we decided to hurry up and enter through the aristocrats gate. The inspection went without a hitch and we were able to enter the town as smoothly as Maidence said we would. Compared to Tsuia, Mikhan felt a lot more like a peaceful farming vige. The outer walls and buildings themselves werent much different, but I guess it was the spacing between everything? Wait, isnt this all even closer together than the capital?Noticing that along with the poption density made me want to tilt my head. Err, theres a ton of buildings here? Most of the area is needed for livestock, so theres rtively less people. Tsuia has more in terms of poption, yeah? Also, at the time this town was founded, parchment was a popr export and there were way more people, but once the Hero Studio started developing paper of its own, most of the artisans moved to other towns... Nowadays, the demand for paper can be satisfied even by just using restoration magic on the parchment and not even produce it. I see. So thats why theres a huge plot ofnd here with so little people? Guess we should be headin to the adventurer guild first. Coachman, please. Ah, theres a veggie roll stand! One of Mikhans staples...! Veggie roll? Whats that? Its where ya lightly cook some flour and roll strips of vegetables and grilledmb in it! That did sound pretty good. Like a spring roll, no, maybe more like a vegetable crepe? No, wait, Ive heard of a type of shish kebab like that... I wonder if its another trace from Hero Ishidaka? Im feeling hungry, too. Lets get some, Kehma. Ill pay! Ah, if thats the case, Ill go too. Leave the shopping to me. Id like to try some of themb skewers. Oh yeeeah, Meat-senpais the type that loves meat skewers huh! But they have vegetables too? ... Yeah, we can, butter. After we go to the guild though. We could get into hassles if we do all that in a coach with this crest on it. Besides, I wanted to hurry up and get to an inn. After camping out for four days with the women in the coach and men outside in a tent... well, I want to sleep in a room. I had to share a tent with Wataru, Gozoh, and the coachman, so there wasnt even enough room for me to use my futon. Im going to use my futon tonight, dammit! My body pillow too. Wataru. Lets stay here for two days. I want to catch up on sleep. I was nning on us staying here that long to replenish our supplies, anyway. Thats good, then. Lets not leave the inn tomorrow. Like that, we reached the adventurer guild as we talked. It was crowded. There are a ton of monsters that want to eat the livestock, so theres also a ton of adventurers here that want to take on subjugationmissions. Oh, so thats why. Alright then, well deal with checking the coach in, so well leave reporting our arrival to you, Kehma-san. Oh, and heres the luggage I got with my deliverymission. Sure... hey, hold on. Wheres Rokuko and Ichika? By the time I realized it, neither of them were there. Theres no way they got lost even after we made it this far in the coach, right? They went to a nearby stall to buy something. They should be back soon. ... Well, I guess itll be fine since Ichikas with her. Alright Meat, could you help me out with this luggage? I handed some of the luggage Id got from Wataru to Meat and entered the guild with her. I felt gazes fall on us as we entered the guild. Lets see, wheres the counter for turning inmissions? I have luggage here for a deliverymission. Oh, its over here. Wee to the Mikhan branch. A person that looked to be a receptionist called us over to the counter. Alright, then heres this, and this. Is that it? Yes...!? E-e-eeeehWatar... nnn! Yes, that is everything. Would you prefer for thepensation to be evenly distributed to all cooperators? Yeah, please. Wataru had entered the guild midway through our conversation and sat down as he waited for me. Huh? What, youre safe? Safe? Did you think Id manage to get into trouble from something like this? Oh, no. I mean, the first time I came to this guild they told me [Ill help ya for a small fee]. I wonder if its just that Japanese have child faces... Right, Borl-san? Th-That was incredibly rude of me, Hero-sama, I wasnt aware! Please excuse my transgression! Called out by Wataru in good humor, the adventurer averted his face in embarrassment. Hed thought Wataru was some sheep, but he turned out to be an S-Rank adventurer, and a hero at that... I guess it just speaks for how gentle Wataru is, seeing how often he gets mixed up in stuff like that. Looks like hes already repented if things turned out this way. I guess you told him to keep an eye out for adventurers with ck hair or something yeah? Guess I was able to make it through without anything happening thanks to that. That so? Man, Borl-san, its a good thing you didnt try anything with him. Ive challenged this guy a few times now and I havent even won once. Huh!? Hes stronger than you!? ... Now that I think about it, I did win against him in that loaded gamble and that handicapped mock fight, but I dont think that makes me stronger than him? Not to mention how he challenged a me dragon the other day and came out uninjured. Just him and the girl next to him. He brought a child to a natural disasteran A-Ranked monster!? Well, I guess I did? It was just a farce since that me dragon was Ontentoos daughter, though. Hey, cut it out Wataru. You know I dont like making a fuss. Isnt it fine if its just now and then? I mean, its not everyday you leave Golen. Has Wataru been a bit overly conscious of calling me by name, saying Im from Golen, and spreading information about me since a bit ago? Meat looked happy though. Her tail was wagging at ny miles an hour. ... By the way, this girl heres even stronger than me~ G-Goshujin-sama? This little girls stronger than the man whos stronger than the hero...!? Although looking puzzled at being brought to the limelight, she looked at Wataru and spoke. Umm... H-Hes stronger. The hero is stronger than the girl whos stronger than the man whos stronger than the hero! Ahahaha, what the heck? Wataruughed cheerfully. I think he said the guys called Borl? Seems like a go with the flow kind of guy. Lets all get some alcohol after this. Chapter 306 The Town of Mikhan (2) I treated the adventurer whod mistakenly made a move against Wataru a drink at the guilds bar. Getting back on topic after that though, we did more things in the adventurer guild. Ah, nows a good chance for us to look to see if theres s deliverymission for the next town were heading to. Well ept just before we leave day after tomorrow. Huh? Why wait? Because wed have to worry about themissions luggage otherwise. Besides, its not like we really need to take amission if some other person takes it. Oh, guess hes right. Wondering what sort ofmissions there were avable, I went over to check the bulletin board. All of the goodmissions were taken from the mornings rush, but I figured I could still get the gist of what kind ofmissions there generally were by the leftovers. Hmm, tons of subjugationmissions. There werent many gatheringmissions and almost all were for D-Rank and higher. Whats with the rest of themissions, the ones for E-Rank and below, all being for in-town? Tsuia usually has lots of medicinal herb gatheringmissions for beginners, but since most of the surrounding area is used for farming, theyd all need to send people into the woods. Because of that, there are a good number of C-Rank and higher adventurers who have a good bit of experience here. Wataru then went on to exin that rookies tended to either head to Tsuia formissions or make due by fulfilling the in-townmissions here. There used to be another vige nearby, but once Tsuia opened itsnds for development, virtually everyone moved to Tsuia when it began to develop so quickly. Just then, the female receptionist came over to us holding amission ticket. U-Um, Wataru-sama? There is thismission I would absolutely love to use this opportunity for you to ept Oh, whats up? Its fine with me if I can get it done in around a day, but hmm, a subjugationmission? It looks easy enough. Kehma-san, want to give it a go with me? Cant. Ive got a bed with my name on it. Its been calling for me, already told it sure. You should bring someone that wants to. As an aside, I saw that the subjugation was for an elk bear when I took a peek at it. Its basically a bear with elk horns on its head. The one for thismission was a lot bigger than usual and some C-Rank party had already failed to take it out or something. The reward was one gold coin. Just go alone dude. Take Shikina if you really want. Well, yeah. Gotta go, cant keep my bed waitingwhat inn do you rmend though? Theres one near here called [The Ripe Fruit Lodge]. That one should be goodoh, Ill ept themission. Ill bring my co-participantster. O-Okay! Thank you! Sent off by the receptionist bowing toward us, we exited the guild. We immediately joined back up with Rokuko and the others after leaving the guild. Took you while. Oh, want a veggie roll? We have some skewers too,mb ones. Sure. Dont wander around too much, okay? Its our first time here, we dont know the area. Ichika and Roppus here, its fine. Its not their first time here either. Well, I guess everyone in Team Bhus are well-versed in the area, plus Ichika was even a C-Rank adventurer before she became a ve. Ill be heading out to subjugate an elk bear, any of you want toe? Kehma-san passed, though. Ill have te pass, gotta drink mself sober. Ill pass too, since Ill be going with Gozoh. Wataru, you should join us when youre done. I will go! I may not have beat that orc, but I should be good against a bear! The only person form Team Bhus heading out was Wataru, but Shikina wanted to go as well. Id like to look around town a little more. Kehma, want toe with me? Nope, the inns calling to me. Ill be taking Meat, so bring Ichika with you. Aww With that, no one from our party would participate In that case, Meat, Ill be Kehmas pillow, so you go help out with the elk bear. Goshujin-sama. Oh Meat, you can go if you want to. Its a good chance, so make sure to get a feel for the heros strength. Okay. I will, then. Guess Ima just help the coachman with gettin provisions. With that, our party decided to do things. Guess Meat wanted to go out for a hunt, judging by her tail wagging back and forth. But then her tail sank when she looked back to me. Its okay, Im not mad go for it. Looks like Im Kehmas pillow then! Err, umm, its alright, you dont need to. Rokuko, you said you wanted to go around town with Ichika and the others, right? Oh, well I was just saying that as an excuse to go on a date with you, I dont actually want to look around that much. So, umm, c-can I? Rokukos face was beat red as she spoke. Yeah, Im pretty sure Id die the moment I stepped into the capital. Hey, Wataru. Whatre you grinning for? Oh? Nothing~. I just thought that I should tell Haku-sama about this. Do you want me to die!? Its alright. You wont die, youll just have more stuff to deal with. I guess if its just ordinary work, its okay.? I really dont want to do have to deal with something that tends to try separating my head from my body. Huh? Kehma, ye and Rokuko werent married yet? I thought ye wouldve tied the knot ages ago? Like youre in a ce to talk, Gozoh? What about you and Roppu, huh? Oi. Oh, aye, how can I put it? The timings gotta be right. Yeh. Turning into B-Ranks would be great timing. Want to go with a Beddhism ceremony? Gozoh tried to poke fun at me, so I did the same. Kehma, what does a Beddhism ceremony entail? Well need to prepare, right? Ill think about it. With a grand self-detonation. Rokuko really dide to my room on the next morning, so I got a bit worried. Nothing came of the pillow thing though, thankfully. I mean, I said OK since she just asked [Can I stay in your room?] without mentioning anything about being my hug pillow. She probably wont do anything weird in my room while I sleep (faraway look) * Now then, after catching up on sleep and a bit extra for the trip by sleeping the whole day, it was finally time for us to leave Mikhan. I didnt really get enough sleep to be honest, but I was able to use my futon I brought and Meat as my hug pillow after she got back from hunting the elk bear, so I did at least manage to recover a little bit thanks to it being so much closer to my usual sleeping amodations. By the way, the dinner we had on the second day was a giant bear hot pot. Man did that fresh bear meat have a wild vor to it! Oh yeah, is it alright that we didnt greet Mikhans lord? I dont really know the lord here, so it doesnt matter much. ording to him, since we used the aristocrat entrance and reported our arrival to the guild, they were definitely informed. Since they didnt approach us themselves, we didnt need to bother. He also said that there were times that you should greet go to greet them yourself even if you werent summoned for if you were a lower rank. We were using the Tsuia familys crest currently, so we didnt need to. Well, to sum it up, aristocrats are troublesome. Alright then, everyone ready? Anything you all forget? Itll be three days until we reach the next town. Were using a safe route this time, and Kehma-san, it even has inns on the way. Oh, its alright even if there arent huh? Wait, did you just say this time? Ahcoachman, lets head out. Hey, Wataru. Hey. Are you saying there was a route from Tsuia where we wouldnt have had to sleep outside? As a result of me saying that, I found out that the moremonly used route was much more safe than the direct route, the one that went along the side of [Hell Forest], the forest Id been staring at off to the right side the entire time. It wouldve made the trip take more than twice as long, but still I knew monsters thatd need a C-Rank group of adventurers to defeat appearing along that route was strange! Chapter 307 Extra: Elk Boar Subjugation Elk bears. Bears with horns growing from their head like elk. Monsters. Havinge from Japan, Wataru thought that their horns were simr to the one found on horned rabbits. Heading toward the forest, he also wondered about if they grew new horns every year if they were the same horns as an elks. Hispanions for this were Shikina Kukkoro and Meat Kuroinu. Although Shikina was equal to a B-Rank adventurer in her strength alone, she was excessively weak against humanoid monsters. With an extra helping of superficial, lewd knowledge, she was a no-good elf. Judging by appearances alone, Meat was just a young girl. She was also, however, a beastkin with a good level of flexibility and agility, as well as unexpectedly powerful for how small she was. With the exception of her name, Meat, which was usually a name given to disposable ves, she was perfect. Alright then, well be facing the elk bear here soon, but how should we look for it? I figure we should let the person who finds it get the kill. No way, Wataru-sensei. Theres no way we could take down an elk bear by ourselves, right, Kuroinu-dono? ? Firste, first served is fine? Oh so you want to fight it one on one too, Kuroinu-dono? I want to go with Wataru-sensei. Seeing Meat tilt her head to the side, Shikina sighed before she spoke. Alright, lets just stick together then. Kuroinu-dono, could you find it by smell? I dont know its smell, so no. Oh, so you could if you knew how it smelled? How about we go whatever direction you smell a best in, Kuro-san? Meat nodded and began leading the other two into the forest. She asionally stuck her nose into the air or put it to the ground to take a deep sniff and eventually managed to find something she wasnt looking foran orc. Wataru quickly beheaded it, while Meat severed its tail to serve as proof for its subjugation. I wonder if we could lure it out with the smell of its blood? Oh yeah, sounds good. Elk bears are omnivorous, but maybe it knows how people taste? Huh? It eats people? Were there any victims? It did almost kill someone but they managed to get away by just losing their arm. Theyll have to retire if they cant get the temples help oh, Kehma-sans a Beddhism priest, so maybe he can use recovery magic? Meat recalled how her Goshujin-sama actually did create an artificial arm with Create Golem a while back after hearing him say that, but it wasnt something she could talk about so she let it be. Come to think of it, Master did use [Healing] before! I dont know how much damage Goshujin-sama can heal. Maybe I should ask Kehma-san about itter~. Well, he probably wouldnt give me a straighter answer though. Their chat ended with that. They found arge mark on the side of a tree nearby the dead orc. It looked like ws had raked across its surface, a bears markings. Putting that information together with what they already knew, this was likely the elk bears territory. They decided to leave the orc corpse there and wait in ambush. A whileter, likely smelling blood in the air, a giant, two-meter long great boar came along. Whoops, looks like we attracted the wrong thing. Ill go and deal with it real quick. I will do it, hoh! Shikina stood before the great boar and unsheathed Magic Sword Seon from its ce at her waist. Meat and Wataru both thought it wouldve been better to take it by surprise, but she was probably just confident in herself. They decided see what happened next. Meanwhile, the great boar felt like it was being provoked and rushed on to Shikinawhich is when she swung her sword down, cutting it in half. Hyah!geh! However, although shed managed to cut clean through it, she didnt manage to kill the boars momentum. It barreled into her,unching her into the tree before finally falling aside in two halves. The effect of Shikinas Magic Sword Seon activated, transferring the damage to her clothing. The clothing at her abdomen burst open. Alriiight! I really did get stronger from Master and everyones help! Shikina-chan, are you alright? Your clothes tore, but theyre just normal cloth. Im alright! Wataru-sensei, you already know my clothes tore because of Seons effect. Im not injured at all~ Setting aside Shikina, who was busying herself with being pleased at her exposed belly, Meat took the nose from the now cleanly-bisected boar It was cut in two, but she figured it should be alright. Theres so much meat we could eat it. Yeah, lets bring it back when were done. We could sell it even if we dont end up eating it. Wataru stuffed the remains of the great boar into his [Storage]. His [Storage] had a huge capacity, so he just shoved it all in in one go. He figured hed probably take the orc and elk bears corpses as well once this was over. He confirmed that Shikina and Meat each had [Storage] too, so he figured it might even be a good idea toe out and hunt for something else after they finished. Hmm, I smell something Oh, nice. Its probably the elk bear. This time, a bear with elk horns turned up a few minutes after. It would be around three meters tall if it stood up on its hind legs. Given that a more normally sized elk bear wouldve been one and a half to two meters at most, it was definitely out of the ordinary. Its pretty huge. Shikina-san, did you want to give it a shot? Alright, let me try an Before Shikina had a chance to get out her sword, Meat jumped out. She ran up to the elk bear and, using the tree and its leg as scaffolding, leapt up to its neck and used the knife golem shed had at her waist to pierce into its throat. The super-vibrating knife golem easily slipped through its fur, skin, and muscle, destroying its ability to breath. Then, following through, she continued by slicing off its head. It all happened so fast that the elk bear was unable to react, despite being aware of the three of them. Unable to so much as let out a roar, it fell to the ground so hard the ground shook. Kuroinu-donoooo!? Firste first serve, right? Standing next to the elk bears body with blood sttered on her, Meat tilted her head to the side as if to ask if there was a problem. Ahahaha, that was brilliant! I guess you could call it a straight-on surprise attack huh? I saw my chance, so I took it. Meat put the elk bears body into her [Storage] as if nothing happenedthe elk bear really hadnt had a chance to do anything, thoughwhile Wataru used [Cleanup] on her she didnt seem to see what was so special about it. Guess we should head back? Shikina-chan, want to bring the orc? Alright! Here we go! Shikina threw the orc corpse into her [Storage]. Like that, their elk bear subjugationmission came to itspletion. I didnt know bear meat was that weak. Kuroinu-dono, you dont even put dragons in your eyes~ Man, Kuro-chans turning into an assassin-type. I didnt think youd be able to take it out in one strike with that knife of yours. The elk bear was delivered in a very clean condition, so Wataru said [This girls the one to do it. In one strike no less.] and pointed to Meat, which was followed by someone shouting [As expected of the girl whos stronger than the man whos stronger than the Hero!] but that was a story for another time. Chapter 308 En Route (2) We were en route to the second inn-town after Mikhan, passing through a pretty rocky area filled with shaded areas. Wed finally arrived somewhere with good public safety, a main road. ... That town we stopped atst night was great. Being able to sleep properly in a private room was a huge differencepared to sleeping out in a tent. Just then, we were stopping for a toilet break. There were a lot of shaded areas and there werent any enemies around, so it was a great opportunity. We decided wed have some lunch after we were done relieving ourselves. Phew... ... Humans had to deal with physiological phenomena to keep living, I was no exception. Rokuko was, though, since she was a dungeon core. Oh, Master Kehma. Ill join you, excuse me. Uoooh!? Whyd youe here for!? Im in the middle of something! Ohe now. The men in the knight order always do it and I wanted to give it a try too, so I figured now was a good chance! Shikina was standing next to me as she spoke. But youre a girl! You cant ~? ... Oh,e to think of it, she got affected by that [Futanaru] magic drug so she had it. Id forgot. Wait, its still there? Mmmm, penises are so convenient! Just stop, you lewd girl. Girls shouldnt talk like that. Whoops, excuse me. Still though, it was hard to get used to. I mean, I have two holes to pee from now so its pretty hard to just get it out the right one. So Ive been practicing with it! Please spare me the details. Women shouldnt talk about pee like that. As ever, shed never stop on her own. ... Ummm. So, its still there? Whens it supposed to go away? She said itd be sometime within the next year... but its basically just a part of me now. No, its always been a part of me! ... I think of it like my child. Like how it grows up when I care for it Ahem! Uhh, so, well be going to the imperial capital, your house is there right? ... Will it be alright? Although I didnt exactly damage her... she did manage to have an extra, well, tool. Her parents learning of that seems a bit scary. Well, you could probably hide it for a little while, but... Do not worry yourself! For I... have realized I am a man! Just look at this thing! Thats exactly why Im worrying! Dont say anything about having one, seriously. I mean really, promise me, yeah? Itd suck, so please dont. But well, I feel like weve deepened our rtionship, Master! So this is what they all talked about, bonding by peeing together? I bet it is! The... f*ck? Never again. Seriously, please, I can feel my mind breaking. A! ... Oh well, Ill join in on Wataru-sensei or Gozoh-dono next time! It looked like the next victim wouldnt be me again, so I decided to leave it be. Lets not step on any snakes I dont have to... * After we ate, I suddenly remembered how I was the only one left out when we were dealing with the me dragon a few days before. I was a bit worried about it, so I decided to ask Ichika for more information. Sooo, Ichika-sensei. Got a sec? Whats up? Hmm, how should I put it? I was worried about everyone easilying to grips with Ontentoo but just couldnt ept Igni. Why was Igni no good but Ontentoo was OK? Oh, thats cause of magnitudes. Magnitudes? Ichika nodded when I parroted the word back to her. Like their status. I meant, between Igni and Ontentoo, Ontentoos is bigger. Like, Ontentoos is waaaaaay bigger. ... Yeah, I dont follow. I mean, if his is bigger, wouldnt that mean Ontentoos more frightening? Mmm, to put it a way yall understand... its likeparing a bag of flour to the entire field? Igni bein the flour, Ontentoo the field. Oh. I started to understand what Ichika was saying. To put it another way, its the difference between being able toprehend a numerical value at first sight versus not. To put it some other ways, a truck versus a skyscraper, or a dump truck versus the ground itself. Like what kind of damage could it deal...? Ignis, well, easy to understand just how strong she is. Ontentoos more... unknowable. Its more like yer the only person thatd think [Oh yeah, hes a great guy], Goshujin-sama. Its that big of a difference? Saying that, Ichika leaned forward to whisper something into my ears so that no one else could hear. By the way, Goshujin-sama... in terms of magical power only, its probably the same for Goshujin-sama too? Eh? I mean, yer a hero. Its natural yad be that strong right? ... But like, I havent trained at all? Ichika shrugged and sighed, a gesture that seemed to say something like [Thats why ya dont get it, Goshujin-sama]. Goshujin-samas been usin [Create Golem] most every day ya? Thats magic, remember? And Ive heard stuff about how stuff like meditation and faith raisin magic power. ... Wait, sleeping is training? Now that I think about it, Id had to drink tons of mana potions to restore my magical power from using [Create Golem] during thatst Dungeon Battle, but nowadays I basically dont use them at all. Well, I they do taste kind of alright, so I do sip some now and then. Ive also heard about how using yer magical power up and then letting it entirely fill back up over and over and over again can actually improve yer resilience and capacity. Dunno if thats true though. I see, so your resilience improves by exhausting your supply, while your maximum capacity increases by storing it up... or something? Though she did say it might not be true. So then, its just my guess but like... imagine heroes have like a hundred points. Wataru woulda split his half n half between strength and magic yeah? But yers is more like all in on magic. Get it? It makes sense. Yeah. Great job, Ichika. Your theory makes sense. Also, Goshujin-sama, ya know how far youll be able to go usin magic yeah? Yer upper limit I mean. ... Crap, I have no clue. I mean like, magics something that you can do anything with if you have the magical power for it, is that the upper limit? Isnt that a contradictory question, like if youre asked a [Yes] or [No] question like [Is your answer [No]?]. Whatever you answer could mean either. ... Come to think of it, it was a fail, but I did try summoning Ichika with that [Summon Gargoyle] magic a while back, and even that should be possible if Id reorganized it to be closer to [Teleport] or something. I just needed the magical power for it. Not bein able to respond straight off is what I mean. To be honest, me, Gozoh, Watarunone of us can figure out how strong yer magical power is, Goshujin-sama. And physically? I could probably beat ya if ya didnt wear a clothes golem. Yad probably even lose against a Pavueran punk. Oh. Alright then. Well, Im confident in my magical ability so theres that I guess. Hey, am I actually pretty awesome? Yer just now gettin it? Ichika spoke in amazement. It got me thinking. But yeah... as far as battles concerned... Goshujin-sama, yer magical powers just too much. If ya put it next to Ignis magical power, yers would probably drown itpletely? Its like S-Rank with a good bit to spare. Yad get wrecked if ya didnt have the clothes golem on, but with it... yad beat even B-Rank adventurers... yeah. Mulling it over for a moment, Ichika turned to me again. Objectively lookin, Goshujin-samas amazin? O-Oh. I guess I am? I guess, since if not theres no way Id ever have something like a connection to B-Rank adventurers. ... Though I guess it wasnt just a connection, be it the dragon subjugation or Ontentoo. So. Todays dinner is meat from the great boar Meat-senpai and everyone hunted. Wataru sliced the meat suuuper thin and boiled it! Shabushabu1 huh. Is there any sauce? By the way, this world has shabushabu too. It sounded like the god of food, Hero Ishidaka, made it well known... I wonder if he spread the concept of draining the animals blood first, too? Well, I guess its possible he didnt. Itd be a profitable thing to keep close, after all. ... Is there a magic that can drain blood in one go? Huh? Whyd ya bring that up? Thatd be super convenient. You can do it? Is it space-time magic, or water magic? Should the blood drain out of the body directly? Or maybe from its mouth... well, it might be impossible. Thatd kill a human straight off if ya used it on them... Goshujin-samas cruel. Dont say that. Its supposed to be a convenient magic, not some instakill magic. ... I guess its just another example of it depending on how its used? Chapter 309 Extra: The Dungeon at That Point It had already been several days since Kehma and the others left the dungeon. Golens dungeon [Cave of Desires] was crowded. Vige Chief Kehma, Gozoh-san and everyones gone right now! We can make a killing! The Vige Chief always just pops up an heads in once a week, sweeps the ce, andes out with some crazy treasure now that hes not here, its all we can get! With those thoughts in mind, a considerable number of adventurers were exploring the dungeon in their parties. Although it was true this party had always done that, they were particrly heated this time. And as a result of their exploration, they found a box on the floor inside thebyrinth area. This dungeons treasures always appeared within treasure chests on the floor. Suppressing their excitement, they opened the chest while keeping an eye out to their surroundings. Oooh, its sake! Theres a bottle for each of us! Oh maaaan its usually only ever Vige Chief Kehma or Gozoh-san getting those. Rather, the Vige Chief gets them all to sell at the bar, huh. It wasnt that they were upset he was holding a monopoly on it all. Actually, they were pretty grateful Kehma was so uninterested in alcohol and sold it all at the bar. They wouldnt be able to drink it regrly if he didnt sell it, after all. But it was expensive. What they felt was more like envy towards Kehma being able to get so much of it from the dungeon. Just then, a few goblins appeared. A party of five. There was the sound of the air being cut. With a ng, an arrow hit the ground next to the adventurers feet. Watch out! Theres a goblin archer, protect the sake with your lives! Again!? I mean, whats with all the fights today!? Even if theyve all been goblins Theres a group of three y golems behind them, should we fight? Or run? Seriously!? Dammit, lucky goblins. Wed get caught up in those golems too, lets run. Having quickly decided to escape, they ran through the dungeon. By the way, the goblins were divided into two types. The first was the small fry goblins, the second being armed goblins. It was easy to distinguish between the two types. Armed goblins held some sort of weapon and were often found in groups Their weapons quality were poor and their corpses were no different from normal goblins, so you could say there were no upsides in fighting them. Rookie adventurers would quickly be defeated by them. Even C-Rank adventurers might fall to them if they were careless. Moreover, there werent too many victims produced by armed goblins since it was so easy to recognize and run away from them. There were even some rumors that they were only appearing to remind people to stay weary and wouldnt give chase, but whether or not it was true, it didnt change the fact that people should never let their guards down in the dungeon. Due to all of that, they were able to quickly escape from them. Haah, haah alright, looks like we got away? Man, I was getting high off that treasure, whyd so many monsters have to pop up? Thats gotta be abnormal. Maybe its a Transition Phase? Though it could just be bad luck oh Hm? Did you think of something? What if the Vige Chief and Gozoh-san keep the poption down? Yes. Kehma and the others didnt onlye in for loot, but also to keep the monster poption down. Upon realizing that, one of them even muttered how amazing those two parties were. No, hold up. Gozoh-san doesnt kill this many monster. Although Gozoh definitely showed proof of what he killed and did subjugationmissions properly, Kehma sort of just came in and did things in a bang. How much he did exactly, though, was unknown. But doing the calctions backward from what they knew Gozoh killed didnt that mean Kehma killed the most monsters by far? What the and when we usuallye in is right after Vige Chief Kehmaes in to clean the dungeon Seriously. The Vige Chiefs crazy. Just how many monsters was he killing with his weekly attacks on the dungeon? He even did it with a sense of flippancy, sometimes even solo. And he was dealing with that many monsters? Kehma, strolling like a walk in the park, had been dealing with enough monsters that even full parties would have no choice to run away from. Although it was impossible to picture with how he usually looked and acted, now that they thought about it, even Hero Wataru said that Kehma had beaten him. If that was the case, it would exin how he had the strength to deal with groups goblins and golems like it was a walk in the park. Man, hes going to keep that monopoly. Rather, were going to keep buying it while he keeps the monopoly Yeah, Vige Chief Kehmas way up there And that was how Kehmas fame rose in a group he had no clue about. * Within the Master Room, Rei received a report from Nerune. And with that~, they think Master and Meat-senpai were the ones killing the difference in monster numbers~, is this what you wanted~? Yes. This is what I was hoping for. Sitting in the chair that was meant for Kehma to sit in in the Master Room, Reis mouth crept into a smile as she looked at the monitor produced by the menu function. Her smile was out of delight for being entrusted with the dungeon. Fufufu, the one who shall protect Masters interests is I! Rei, the vampire! Fuhahahah! I shall perfectly replicate the dungeon as it should be during Masters absence! With that, having allowed her brewing emotions to manifest, she took a deep breath. Yeah, she felt much better. Also with that, Kinue, who was standing beside her, tapped Rei on the shoulder. Rei. Youre satisfied by this? Hm? What is it, Kinue? Rei, do you truly think this is Masters perfect? Somewhat dissatisfied, Kinue spoke. Reis parade was thoroughly rained on, but she knew well that she could not be as perfect as Kehma. She was not conceited. She just felt a bit ted and wanted to try saying that, so she epted the rebuke. Do you have something to share? If so, go ahead. I wont hesitate, then Surely you dont think Master would stop at that? In other words, Kinue was saying that if Kehma truly entered the dungeon as an adventurer, the number of monsters he would have defeated could not be ounted for by their current surplus. Rei noticed what she meant immediately. She was right! Its as you say, Kinue! Nerune, please, increase production further! Double it! Okaaaay~, Ill give it my all~! Lets kill all the adventurers~ah, thatd be bad~ lets half-kill all the adventurers~! Oh? We were allowed to kill half? Rei, half-killing means to hurt them to the extent they do not die. Due to this happening, the difficulty level of the dungeon at that point was very high. As it also caused the general popce to raise their evaluation of Kehma, one could say that that was Reis intention. Whether or not that was Kehmas wish was another story entirely. Chapter 310 The River Town of Donsama (North Side) The River Town of Donsama. It was the second town after leaving Tsuia. After entering the aristocrat-only gate as we did back at Mikhan, there were a ton of uniform, stone brick buildings that looked basically. I guess buildings like that weremon in the empire. That aside, its poption was closer to Tsuia than to Mikhan. This town was at the junction between the paths that stretched to Tsuia, the capital, and Pavuera. It also seemed that it was the only safe route that headed to Tsuia, followed by Golenwhich had the tunnel leading straight to Pavuera. By the way, whys it called a river town? Donsama is divided in two by a river. Theres North Donsama and South Donsama, bothbined forming Donsama. The size of thembined is just a bit smaller than Tsuia. Theres two parts to it? Sounds troublesome. By the way, the gate wed just entered through headed into North Donsama. The gate for South Donsama heads out toward the imperial capital. Youd need to use the ferry to get from one side of the river that splits it in half to the other. They dont have a bridge? Are there any differences between the north and south sides? Not from our point of view at least. But there is for people that actually live there. Oh, are the two sides hostile toward each other or something? The conflict isnt as bad as that, but there are even two adventurer guilds. Lets go greet the north one today. Wed be staying two nights this time, too. One in North Donsama, one in South Donsama. I guess itd be bad if we dont do the greetings twice? Lets leave that to Wataru. Hey Ichika, is there any good food here? Rokuko turned to Ichika. Theyve got grilled fish, but nothin really stands out except it bein a fresh catch~ Alright, lets go buy some right now! Nope. Weve got to leave the coach at the guild first. Ichika went without saying, but it seemed that even Rokuko was all for the food while were out travelling. I seem to recall something about how Dungeon Cores didnt need to eat, but shed been in love with melon bread for ages by now I guess. Oh well, maybe shes just enjoying herself. Even Meats tail was wagging back and forth. Oh, were going to be keeping our coach at the inn this time. But how about we go drop off this deliverymission we picked up for here first? Aye, Gasho, if ye would. By the way, it turned out that the coachman was called Gasho. Gozoh seemed to be getting along well with him, at least enough to be on a first-name basis with him. With that, Ichika and Rokuko hopped off to go buy some fish when we arrived at the guild. Along with being their escort, they brought Shikina with them to carry their bags. I guess it was alright. Id wanted her to help us with the luggage since there was so much of it this time but at least buy us some fish too? Wataru and Gozoh entered the guild after shouldering the barrels theyd kept in [Storage]. Meat, Roppu, and I were carrying wooden boxes what were inside these things? Well, even if I was interested there was nothing to be done about it. It wasnt fragile, at least. There was probably so much luggage to take since there was so much traffic through the area. This is for our deliverymission. Please look over it all. Yes, Ive confirmed thats everything. Thank you for your work, Wataru-sama. Well be going to the south side tomorrow, followed by the capital after that. If you have a deliverymission for either In that case, we After making the delivery, he received more luggage to deliver. Taking the single small wooden box, Wataru ced it into his [Storage]. You epted it straight away this time? Theres not much to deliver to the south side from here, so I decided to put it in my [Storage]. That way, I wont have to worry about it being stolen. The south side should have deliverymissions for the capital. Now we should be set to head to the south side. Wataru spoke with a smile. I see, guess he didnt ept a subjugationmission this time. Well, although we were here just as long as we were in Mikhan, one of those days would be us crossing the river. I havent seen the river yet, but is it that big? Its around fifteen meters deep and a hundred wide. We could probably just run over it. No way. Pretty sure youre the only one that could do that. I wonder if I could make it over? Dont push yourself. Pretty sure running over water isnt normal. Eh, thats not true. Right, Roppu-san? Ten meters is my limit. What about you, Gozoh? Ye think I can run on water? I can jump three meters, thats it. Wait, what.? I guess thats just how crazy adventurers physical abilities are. Meats tail is wagging, did she take that as a challenge to see how far she can go? Wataru, youd save us if we fall in, right? Oh, Kehma-san, you want to give it a shot too? No, Im good. Im asking for Kuro. Its important to know how far you can push yourself if pushes to shove. Kehma-san, you should go for it! He had a point, but I didnt really feel like doing it. I was with Gozoh. Whod want to run on water? Rokuko and the rest arrived, their shoppingplete, just as we left the guild. Good job, Kehma. Heres your fish. Thanks. She distributed some more to others after giving me mine first. It tasted like river sweetfish, but salty and on a skewer. It was probably salted before it was grilled. Oh, they had some sweetfish? Thanks Jou-chan. Itll go good with my alcohol. I love the vor too. A lot of Pavueran peddlerse here too, so salts pretty cheap here. So they have sweetfish here too, huh? Guess its like that time with apples? Although it was a different thing, it had the same namethat kind of thing. I dont get it. Its pretty big. Really? Isnt it smaller than the fish I order at the inn? The fish sold at the inne from Pavuera and its sea, after all. So yeah, I guess itd be smaller than a fish from the sea. Its still pretty big for a sweetfish though. Still though, the carts started selling cheaper when they saw Ichika and everyone looked bitter. Did you do something? It was a long time ago~ So you did? Alright, lets head to our inn for tonight. This ones called [Northern Hero Pavilion], its an inn that North Donsamas famous hero, Ortega-san, founded. Its a good inn. As an aside, tomorrows is [Southern Hero Pavilion], Ortega-sans son built it when he became self-dependent. Did Donsama split in half because of them? Hey, is there really not going to be a fight between north and south? Theyre not about to jump out and attack each other. I dont know much about it, but you could try asking Ortega-san if youre interested? Nope, dont care that much. Why would a traveler want to intervene in some fight between a parent and their child? Lets leave that trouble aside. Im not some main character, theres no way Id jump out and solve whatever problem Ie across. Chapter 311 Extra: Crossing the River The next day, wede to the river to make our way to South Donsama. ording to what Wataru told me, the river was around a hundred meters across if you went straight. There were stairs that descended to a harbor around two meters above the water, along with a ferry docked there. There was a slope for wheeled vehicles to descend as well, of course. That said, we werent at the area to get onto the ferry. and so well be crossing the water today. Oi, hold up. Whats wrong, Kehma-san? I mean yeah, crossing the river is fine. But howd ite to [Running Across the River] being a thing? Because its something special in this town, water running! Yeah. Following Wataru here, it turned out that this was some sort of self challenge spot. It seemed he was a bit of a celebrity here too, since people whode here to challenge themselves were calling out to Wataru and seeming overall giddy at seeing him. Wataru-san! Please teach me! Over here! Watch me run, Wataru-sensei! Are those people with him his pupils? that kind of stuff. Incidentally, it seemed that the number of people that were able to sessfully cross the river was somewhere in the double digits, including Wataru. Alright then, how about you give it a go, Kehma-san? Heck no. I dont feel like running over a river. Do I look like a sports junkie to you? Oh yeah, Ortega-san, the person who made the inn we were at yesterday, managed to do it, too. In this town, people whore able to cross the river are called heroes. Heeeh, thanks for the info. Which is why, Kehma-san, I think you should at least give it a go. Which is why my butt. I aint doin it! I want to see if you can do it, Kehma. Rokuko supported Wataru from off to the side. Nope! Definitely not! Itd be bad if I fell into the river. I could drown. Oh, dont worry man. This ce is famous, theres a rescue team always swimming around. Famous? How much free time do these people have to even have a rescue team? Monsters wont appear? Its safe? Oh, so its only safe during a certain time range huh. Heeeh~. Changing clothes after I get wet sounds troublesome. You have [Dry] and [Cleanup]. Thatd be enough. Kuh, life magic is too convenient! It looks like Watarus wanting me to do it, no matter what. Cmon dude, give it a shot. Maybe youll like it? I cant do the impossible. When theres a will, theres a way! I dont have any merits like that. Could you show me that you do? Rokuko interrupted us with a self-satisfied look. But like I dont. Its more like Id just get another demerit after I fall inwhich I definitely would. Goshujin-sama. Meat looked like she really wanted to try it. Her tail was wagging back and forth. She was definitely looking forward to it. Kuro. You dont have to hold yourself back for me, go for it. Okay! Oh, so Kuro-chans participating! Alright, let me show you how to do it. Saying that, Wataru crouched in preparation to dash. Momentum is important! Kehma-san, make sure you take a good look too. Im not doing it though? Im off! Hoh! Lot listening to me in the least, Wataru took off running. Noit was more like he got shot from a cannon. Each time his feet hit the water, they sent out waves of force. Just before his left foot would sink, his right foot hit, followed by his left foot doing the same. After a moment, Wataru reached the other side and came back. And thats how you do it. So how about it, think you go it? Thats inhuman. As expected of a hero. Hah, dont tter me~ You took that as praise? Umm, Kuro, you dont have to push yourself. No, Ill do it. Kehma-san, see how hyped she is? You should follow her example! You can stop looking at me like thatIm not going to do it. You know that, right? With that, Meat crouched to prepare herself to dash. She was concentrating and then started running. She then began to kick at and soar across the water. Maybe she can do it? But soon as I thought that, she sank around halfway across the river. Collected by the rescue team, Meat was brought back to where we were standing. Ah, too bad. You almost made it acrossyou get brought to the other side if you make it more than halfway. Muu I used [Cleanup] and [Dry] on Meat, whose tail was sagging down in disappointment. Gozoh stepped up. Alright, Im gonna give it a go! Roppu, see if you can figure out the trick. Ooh, good luck, Gozoh. Ill get you something good to drink if you make it. Its impossible for me! How bout ye get me some tofort me after I fail? Gozoh was up to bat this time. Again, with a crouch. He broke into a run, but sank on the first step. The rescue team nearby collected him and quickly brought him back. Kuh, guess it was useless You made it two meters at least. Its okay. Seeming like he knew it was going to happen, Gozoh didnt look too down about it. He used [Dry] on himself. Alright, next ups Kehma! Nope, not gonna. Whats with you wanting me to cross the river? Because Im pretty sure youll make it. I think so too. Kehma can do it. I agree. Thats a bit much I cant do what I cant do. Haaah, oh well. If theyre going to be like that, why dont I just try it? Alright, I get it. Ill just go until I hit the other side. Oh! So Kehma-sans finally getting serious Everyone took that crouching start so far, so I didnt. I just prepared to run off normally. Hoh. So youre going ssic style, eh? Wataru said that, but I had no clue what he was talking about. I didnt pay him any mind and took a step into the water. And sank. I then continued to just swum to the other side. Wh at!? It was a bit hard to swim with my clothes on, but even while being pulled downstream, I managed to keep going thanks to the golem assist. With that, I made it to the other side. Phew, that was tiring. Hey guys, cmon and hurry up! Youre not supposed to just swim though!? Rokuko raised aint from the other shore, but I ignored it. I mean, I never said that I would run across. * In the end, Rokuko and the others just came along with the coach on the ferry. The heck, doesnt that just make me look stupid? That was an amazing defeat, Kehma-san. Wataru spoke with such a big smile that he was practically radiating light. I tilted my head. Eh? I never said Id run across though? Thats not what I meant! Wed overlooked the essence of river crossing to start with. Essentially, river crossing is for the sake of making it to the other shore. There was never actually a rule for running across! In other words, Kehma-san, the moment you decided to go ssic style for your start, you won! What an abrupt, weirdly reasoned exnation. Very. I just took it as Watarus usual, annoying goal of wanting to lose to me. Given that he loves getting yed around with by Nerune, hes definitely an M. Chapter 312 The River Town of Donsama (South Side) After crossing the river and heading back into Donsama proper, I headed straight the the inn since Id tired myself out. I slept soundly, falling asleep as soon as my head hit my pillow, and kept at it until just before we left the next morning. Maaan can I get some nice sleep after tuckering myself out. I dont see anything different between the north and south sides, are they really different? The adventurer guilds arent a part of the conflict at least, so thats all that matters for us. The whole things inconsequential for travelers like us though. At most we just had to ster smiles on ourselves while listening to people say stuff like [Oh, you were in the north side yesterday? My goodness! It was so much more warm andfortable down here, cant you tell?]. Like heck we can! Alright, so well be leaving Donsama todayis there anything were forgetting? I ate fish from the carts and some more for dinner. Im greeeeat, plus I can just get some more on the way back if I think of somethin! Id expect nothing less, Ichika-san. What about you, Kehma-san? Im good. Now were just going to ept amission from the adventurer guild yeah? What about solving the inn parent-child duos discord? Pass. With that out of the way, we went to South Donsamas adventurer guild. Wataru had delivered the luggage he got from North Donsamas adventurer guild some time beforehand, so we just epted a deliverymission heading for the capital without much happening. Just as we were all about to head back outside, someone called out Watarus name. Wataru-sama. Someone asked for you specifically for an escortmission to Corky. Would you like to ept it? The person you would be escorting is a merchant. Hmm? What do you think, Kehma-san? Wait, youre asking me?is what I first though, but then I remembered that Id already hired Wataru to be my escort. In that case, Ithe clienthad the power to make the decision. By the way, Corky was the name of the next big town on the way to the capital at around three days away by coach. The coachs already too cramped to bring another person. They have their own. Wataru spoke while looking at themission ticket he received from the receptionist. By the way, the reason the receptionist already knew that Corky was our next destination was because Wataru came here saying [Were nning on heading to Corky next on our way to the capital, are there any deliverymissions we could take?]. Nothing about it seemed suspicious, but Whyd they nominate Wataru directly? Wouldnt it be a good bit more expensive to request a hero directly? It happens asionally. They could have something that requires a hero, or perhaps their very goal is to be escorted by a hero. So some people just want to get closer to a hero? I see. Hes a bit off, but he is a hero Still though, it just feels like one gold for a three-day escort by Wataru is expensive. Well, it says that it will be switched into an ordinary escortmission asking for an appropriate adventurer if it isnt epted, so Kehma-san, let me know whatever you decide. I guess its fine. If you get onto the merchants coach, that just means well have one less person on ours. Aww alright, fine. Saying that, Wataru went back to the receptionist to ept themission. The merchant was delighted and asked to shake Watarus hands, to which Wataru responded. So I guess theres these kinds ofmissions too. With that, Wataru finished greeting the merchant and came back as the merchant looked as if they were in a rush to head outside. He asked for us to wait a little longer so he can fetch more goods to bring. Alright. I guess it makes sense for him to want to bring more now that he knows a heros going to escort him, not to mention that hed want to bring more to recoup his losses from the nomination fee. Well, Corkys public security isnt too bad in the first ce But I heard there was an eyewitness report about a band of thieves stalking the area, so I figured that it was a great chance since it said the merchant has four wagons. Oh, so he wants to fish out some thieves. Which means that him epting the escort this time is for the sake of fighting people? Kehma-san, have you killed anyone before? If not, dont feel like you have to push yourself. I have as a Dungeon Master, but thats indirectly If I was attacked by a thief I could probably do it? Hmm. Lets not worry about it. By the way, itsmon for C-Ranks to be escorts that is, theyre at a level that are able to fight thieves, robbers and the like. Kehma-san, I know youre D-Rank, but do you think youll manage? As long as no big shotes out, probably. Id be able to stall if I get surrounded, so make sure you save me if it looks dangerous, yeah? Got it, leave it to me. I didnt just have to rely on the clothes golem, I had magic too. I figured I could manage one way or another. Gozoh and Roppu were C-Rank, and Ichika was formerly one, so they should be fine and Meats even stronger than Ichika so she should be fine. The problems actually whether or not shed be able to hold back enough to not kill them. By the way, it also seems like our coachman has the strength of a C-Rank adventurer, too. As expected of an aristocrats coachman. I guess the only problems Rokuko? She has a clothes golem, but I cant picture her actually fighting. Shes wearing a rapier, but its just a decoration right? Is Rokuko, a non-human, the most typical person among us? Lets have Ichika guard her. Alright, shall we wait at the meeting area, the south gate? Yeah. * And thats why we decided to wait at the south gate out of Donsama toward the capital. Ichika headed out with Meat for some nearby stalls to procure food I thought she said she didnt forget to eat? Still though, getting a nominationmission Wataru really is famous, isnt he? He is a hero, after all. Its kind of strange since we see him all the time at our inn though. Hearing Rokuko and I chat with each other about him, Wataru hopped into our conversation. Were you talking about me just now? We were, we were. About how totally different people treat you in and out of our vige. Golens special. Because the vige chief is Kehma-san. Wataru spoke as if it was my fault. Rokuko even nodded in agreement. Why tho. Me being the vige chief has nothing to do with it I mean, Im just a figurehead. Heck, Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma, Receptionist-san from the adventurer guild, even Gozoh as the adventurer representative had more authority than me. While were on the topic of the vige, hows it going with you and Nerune? Oh, its going great! Nerune-san said shed go on a date with me to Tsuia next time she has an opening in her schedule. So, Rokuko-san, please give Nerune a vacation. Actually, she needs money, so please raise her pay too. Oh well I guess Ill just have to give Nerune a holiday the next time youe by, Wataru! Ill lend you her. Thank you very much! Huh? Nerunes always on holiday whenever Watarues. She should be able to do whatever she wants with him. And its not like thered be any issue with her going on a date with him to Tsuia eh, whatever. A whileter, the merchant wed be escorting arrived. He had four covered wagons. They looked like they were loaded with a lot of goods. From what I heard, his [Storage] is filled up too But wouldnt the wagons get stuck from being so weighed down? Lets stop there. I get the feeling Ill raise some g if I keep up that train of thought. Alright, Mr. Hero-sama, my safety is in your hands. Yeah, leave it to me. Wed even be able to deal with a dragon, so dont worry about it. That is very reassuring. The merchant then bowed his head toward us as well. We look forward to working with you for the next three days. We took the merchant and exited the gate, leaving for the next town. Although Wataru predicted that wed be attacked even if we were, he would probably go so hard that hed take them all out himself. Chapter 313 En Route (3) Leading along our escort target and his four wagons, we made our way out of the River Town of Donsama and set off for Corky. We found a wagon with a broken axel stuck in the middle of a meadow next to somerge rocks. It was still somewhere around a kilometer ahead of us but it was positioned in such a way that we wouldnt be able to pass along its side, nor could we take a detour. Also, there was a man standing next to it with crossed arms looking troubled. Seeing that, Gozoh immediately went to checking that his equipment was all in ce. Kehma, thatll be the thieves. Be ready fer a fight. Ah, so I guess they popped up after all? Course they did. Gozoh popped his neck in preparation. Yeah the wagons just too suspicious. Alright, so its at least eighty percent suspicious that theyd get stuck right in the middle of the road like that. The proper etiquette is to either dismantle the wagon or at least move your luggage off it. So someone just standing there like that man is either an idiot or a thief. There arent any horses either. Just an obviously broken wagons a bit eh, we just gotta deal with them, its a profit for us~ Hearing Ichikas supplement, Meat also stood up in the wagon. We borrowed this wagon an I dont be feeling like riskin the crest to them. Lets stop here and walk the rest whos up fer lookin after the wagons? Gozoh gestured toward the wagons crest as he spoke. Ah, well stay back then. All you in Team Bhus should be enough to deal with the thieves. Take Shikina along, shes a nuisance. II am a nuisance!? Yep, for my beauty sleep. Its a good chance for you to fight some thieves, hopefully it doesnt turn out like it did with that orc. I-Ill be fine! Hmm. Alright then, guess Kehmas partys gonna be lookin after the wagons. Well not be needin te worry about that then. Oi Wataru, hear that? Yep. Loud and clear. Sitting next to the merchant in the furthest back wagon in the coachmans seat, Wataru responded. Good, lets go. Rokuko-chan and everyone, be careful. Ill put up an [Air Barricade], so you should be safe from arrows but please be careful. Stopping the leading wagon around four hundred meters from the thiefs position, Gozoh, Roppu, and Wataru got off the carriage. Then, doing their best to look defenseless, they called out to ask what happened and if they needed help. They were probably going for a surprise attack. Guess Ill just leisurely see what happens while I watch over the wagonssit back and rx. Just as I started toy down, Ichika unsheathed her kitchen knifeher weapon. Man am I ready, Goshujin-sama! Huh? Whatre you doing, Ichika? Were just watching over the wagons, we dont really need to do anything? Whatre ya talkin about? Its our job to defend the horses, coachmen, and wagons from the thievesyin in wait? A chance to show off. Right, Meat-senpai? Yeah. Goshujin-sama, I will show you, my good points. Therere four wagons, so we got lots to defend. I never thought yad actually volunteer us for the harder job, Goshujin-sama? Eh? Seeing Meat also pull out her knife golem and prepare to fight, I started to ask if she was surebut just as I was about to, Gozoh and the others fight began. Simultaneously with that, arrows flew toward the wagon, but Watarus [Air Barricade] caused them to miss their mark. Oh, so watching the wagons was the more involved choice? One of those arrows just now was aimin straight for the coachman~. Theyve got an archer with a pretty great aim. Alright, guess its our turn? Leave the support role to me! Rokuko, you sit down. And if you have a bow gun, isnt the rapier at your waist not needed? * Seeing that arrows were ineffective, the thieves that had been hiding came shuffling out. There was a handful of themno, more than ten. This is bad. How could three of us hold off against that!? Oh, were pretty outnumbered. However, my prided magic can make up for ourck of manpower itd be troublesome to get the materials and magic stones for using [Create Golem] ready, so lets go with [Summon Gargoyle]. [Summon Gargoyle][Summon Gargoyle][Summon Gargoyle] geh thats annoying,e here times ten, [Summon Gargoyle x10]. Reciting the magics name each time was annoying, so I skipped over them and caused magic formations to appear around the wagons one after another. A gargoyle burst forth out of each one of them. Gargoyles, defend the wagons! Although the merchant and coachmen were surprised at suddenly seeing so many monsters, they looked like they realized they were support after hearing me tell them to protect the wagons. However, it seems like that also caused the thieves to put their marks on me. Theyre summons, they disappear if that Summoner-dono dies! Hes in the first wagon! Looks like they know how to deal with summons. I dont know if that meant theyre knowledgeable or not since it could bemon knowledge but I guess itd be bad to just stay here? Leave it to me. Im gonna head out too~ Meat and Ichika stood in the way of the thieves that had started making a move toward where I was. Its a woman! Her bodys great, shell make a great pet ve, lets grab her! Refused! My chastitys Goshujin-samas! Ichika. What? Ei! The two of them easily cut down the thieves. Oi, Meat was even having an easy time beheading human opponents what a scary girl. Theyre strong! Underlings, rush them! Well overwhelm them with our numbers! With that, the underlings the ones with ve cors on them rushed toward Meat and Ichika who were defending me. Hey, dont forget about me! Teei! Rokuko shot her bow gun and shot a gargoyle in the head. Yeah, friendly fire. Sit down. The girls an aristocrat! Shell sell for a ton, dont hurt her to much and capture her alive! Well make back our losses even if all the ves die! Whoops, looks like more and more of the thieves are concentrating on our wagon. I wont let them, though. Chase them, [Summon Gargoyle] I mean, I had enough gargoyles to make a small fighting unit. I just had to have them stop the thieves Tch! You f*cking ves, rush in and Alright, thats enough. Wataru pinned down the thieves boss. Checkmate. That was pretty quick. By the way, Shikina was on the ground and twitching, so I guess she was bad against thieves too. * With the fight over, we decided to restrain each of the thieves. I left that to Team Bhus and Shikina. Theyd turn into a decent amount of pocket change since we could sell them as ves if we kept them alive. If we sold them at a good ce, we could expect around five silver each since none of them had physical defects. Even if we sold them at an inn town, we could expect three silver each crime ves are cheap. But its a principle of mine to pick up whatever change I see, so long as I have the time to. Good work, Goshujin-sama. You too, Meat. Not many of them died, huh. Yeah, thanks to you, Goshujin-sama. I would have had to slice through all of their necks if it werent for the gargoyles. Ah, so she would have been able to handle it. I mean seriously, this girls way of thinking is dangerous. She is reliable, though. That was an awesome strategy. But are ya fine showing it off? The gargoyles, I mean. Dont worry about it. I mean, now that Ive shown them off I can just say this is my limit from here on. Okay, I guess. Using summons as decoys or things to do things for ya is super convenient but the amount ya used was stupid no, super stupid. The thieves called me Summoner-dono earlier, but did I end up using too many? Haah, I wanted to at least kill one of them. Rokuko, youre pretty disturbed. I mean, youve been like that for a long time now, but still No, its that. I wanted to see if I would get DP if I killed someone outside of the dungeon. I wasnt wanting to do it for the sake of killing someone, you know? I see. I hadnt thought about that. There isnt a disadvantage for us in finding out if we can obtain more DP even outside of the dungeon. Lets see if the one Meat killed gave anything nope. Alright. But itd be weird for her to kill one of them now that weve got them restrained, so lets give that a shot next chance we get. Just then, Wataru walked up. Good job. Did any of the thieves escape? I have gargoyles holding them all down. Should I have let some escape? Nah, its fine. Theyll tell us what we want with a bit of force. Wataru answered with that when I asked him the question with the nuance of [Should we use that to find their hideout?]. But man, Kehma-san, youre amazing. You can control that many gargoyle summons? Youre like a one man army. Theres a trick to it. I give them a simple order and leave them with some autonomy. Still though, theres so many of them. Ordinary summoners would have trouble with three, ones at the level of court mages would have trouble getting to double digits. Yeeeeeeah, I summoned somewhere around twenty. Ummm, lets unsummon the ones that arent doing anything. Go back, go backgood job. By the way, we went with Wataru to the thieves hideout afterward. I thought that their hideout mightve been a dungeon, but it was nothing like that. Just an abandoned vige. Guess bandits and the like dont usually take dungeons as their bases. Their remnants were easily dealt with by Wataru. Id expect nothing less. Chapter 314 The cksmithing Town of Corky (1) We decided to just sell the thieves off in the following inn town on our way. It gave us some spending money, so our wallets were warm and happy. Well, they werent cold to start with since we brought some anyway. Still though, it feels like we sold them at way too cheap a price, but it beat bringing them along with us longer. I also didnt want us to keep having slow down for them since they were walking. So, Gozoh. Whats this Corky ce like? Oh, its called the cksmithin town. Its where my and Kantras familys from, so we be stayin a bit longer. Hohoh so theres a lot of dwarves in the cksmithing town? Its also called [Dwarf Vige], after all. Our actual origin is further into the mountains, though.1 Really now? So its where Gozoh and Kantra are from, huh. I guess I wouldnt mind staying there for a week or so to catch up on sleep? Theres a ton o taverns too. Nothin but beans and potatoes fer sides though Im gonna eat potatoes and fried karaage. Are there cooks who can deep fry there? Ye probably wouldnt find one in the whole town eh, if there was one, itd be the talk of the town. I dunno fer sure but bein able to deep fry would be imperial cookin ss It sounded like Gozoh and them were nning on spending the one-off ie we got from the thieves entirely at the bar. And as for the deep frying thing, well, Food God Ishidakas teachings were licensed. You wouldnt be issued a license for it if you couldnt freely use an open-air fire to deep fry food. Since it was just easier to use a tool for the fire, he probably didnt want it to spread around too much. Youd need an environment where you could practice with plenty of oil, which was rather expensive, so that would inevitably lower the number of people capable of acquiring the license. You couldnt just teach yourself either, so that lowered it even further. As a result, it had turned into a sort of secret teaching of the food god. As for our vige, Kinue and Wozuma had already acquired licenses for it. An examiner came from Pavuera and tested them before giving them licenses. Did you bring some souvenir for your home? I brought a bottle of sake, thatll be plenty. Oooh! I drank it, Roppu. Really? And I was wanting to bring them something nice. Seeing Roppu shrug her shoulders and sigh, Rokuko jumped into the conversation. Roppu, youre unexpectedly diligent even though you look rather boorish, huh. So this is that [Ill be a good bride] thing? Hey!? Th-Thats not funny, Rokuko! I wasnt intending it to be a joke though? I just wanted to follow your example. Roppu and Rokuko were pretty frank with each other, huh. Wait is Rokuko actually good at talking with people? Whod have thought. She did manage to befriend Shikina at some point really though, when? When I was sleeping, maybe? * And thats how we made our way all the way to Corkys gates. It looked closer to what I was expecting as a big city in the empire. It was surrounded withrge stone walls. Whether it was due to the Raverio Empires architectural style or due to this eras technology was a mystery, though. Or maybe it being so uniform was due to being made through magic? As for the gate, we had an escortmission ticket so we were able to go through without any issues. The merchant had to go through some baggage inspection and it turned into uspleting themission right there at the gate. After having themissionpletion signed and receiving the reward, Wataru came back. Its been a while, wee back. No it hasnt, Kehma-san! Leaving me to stick with that merchant the whole time, cmon! That was horrible! Hey, I cooperated by letting you do themission you epted however you wanted. Think of it as me letting myrade do his own thing. Hmph, whatever. Ill just have to exaggerate your role in that fight and be all [The adventurer Kehma is the strongest, not even a hero would win against him!]. Could you not? I was just kidding. I know you dont like that kind of stuff, Kehma-san. I wouldnt want to spoil our friendship. Alright, good then alright, shall we head to the guild now? And so we had the coach head to the adventurer guild. We kept hearing the sound of hammers striking metal as we passed through town, it really did feel like a dwarven vige. By the way, female dwarves look like lolis from a humans point of view. Personally, I was just happy they werent the type that had beards but well, it seemed like dwarves could tell the difference between them and young humans. As we made our way down the street, I saw a ton of dwarves and adventurer parties standing at food stalls and drinking even though it was barely midday. Most were dwarves, but there were a few humans, elves, and beastkin. Either way, they were all being boisterous. Looking around, I saw someonerger than the other people. A giant? Heeeh, I thought it was just a normal human. And there was another with some feathers sprouting from them so there were winged people too? It looked different from a bird beastkin, first time Id ever seen one. There werent any in our vige oh, there were more of them to the south? Heeeh. I wonder how many races there are? Hey Ichika. Is there anything tasty here? Rokuko turned to Ichika. Mmm, basically just alcohol. Theres meat, potatoes and beans, but its all just to go with the alcohol Rokuko-sama, do you drink alcohol? I dont like it much. Its bitter. Rokuko was starting to get more curious about food, was Ichika rubbing off on her? Rather, even though shes gotten to look older, its only to the point of looking around fifteen. Isnt drinking alcohol at that age a bit bad? Come to think of it, didnt she drink at the Dungeon Battle closing party? I cant recall. In that case, you could drink a fruit cocktail? With that, you should be able to drink it, Rokuko-dono. Shikina. I thought about that, but then wouldnt it just be more tasty to drink fruit juice by itself? Well, you dont have to force yourself to drink if you dont want to. By the time Rokuko and Shikina finished, we arrived at the adventurer guild. Okay, Ill be gettin luggage and leavin the coach to ye, Wataru. Huh? Youre going, Gozoh? Guess youre going to say hi to some acquaintances then? Aye, somethin like that. We entered the guild with the deliverymissions luggage. I thought thered be adventurers drinking inside, but unexpectedly, there wasnt even a bar in this guild. It doesnt have a bar despite being the dwarf viges adventurer guild? Its not like theres nowhere else to drink at, yeah? No reason fer em to have one. Peopled just get more rowdy. I guess thats true? Forcing themselves to add a bar would just give them more work. We took the luggage to the counter. There was a plump young girl there probably a female dwarf. Yep. Shes wearing makeup and has the feeling of a receptionist about her. Yo, Anita! I got a deliverymission, could ye confirm it? Oh, long time no see, Gozoh! Around a year, yeah? Been gone fer a few reasons, but now Im bin a B-rank. B!? HeyGilmouth! Cmere, Gozohs a B-Rank! Whaaat!? Gozoh? Really!? Thats great! This calls fer a celebration! The receptionist dwarf called out another dwarf from inside the guild. But.. Gilmouth. Wasnt that the name of the guild master? Is it alright for him to go about calling for drinks this early in the day? Or maybe theres some kind of use that allows him to do that? Oh, Kehma, Anitas Gilmouths wife, so dont be makin no moves on her, ye hear? Like I would. Who do you think I am? The loli killer oooh. I hear dwarf women look like young girls to humans, but maybe ye can tell the difference, Kehma? Ye truly are the loli killer, bein able te tell the difference n all. No, er, yeah. Umm, its been going on for a while now, but could you stop talking about me like Im some kind of pervert? Though while were on the topic, how old is she? Hm? Right, I think shes The receptionist, Anita, tapped on my shoulder as Gozoh was mid-sentence. Hey there! Are ye Gozohs party member? Ye look pretty weak~ Huh? Oh, no, Im Anita. This guys Kehma. Hes Golens Vige Chief, not my party member. Hes more like ourmandin officer. He looks weak, but Kehmas actually the reason Im gonna be a B-Rank. Oh hoh! So yer Kehma-kun! That makes ye Gozohs benefactors then! Well, well, my Gozohs in yer debt. Ye wanna drink too, Kehma-kun? No, Im not much for drinking. Ill have a side dish though. Ye dont drink!? Are ye sufferin some horrid illness? For ye to not even have a beard bein so young, how pitiful Oh, yeah, its alright Oh, so shes old. She looks like a loli, but shes definitely old on the inside. I decided to just let the old loli think what she wanted to. I never found out how old she was is it taboo to ask a womans age here too? Lets give that up for now. 1. Vige also = hometown here Chapter 315 The cksmithing Town of Corky (2) And so it quickly turned into us buying alcohol and food from a nearby bar. It wasnt called the dwarf vige for nothing. Some dwarf came over carrying a tankard that looked like a small barrel with alcohol in it and exchanged a toast with Gozoh. And other than me, Rokuko, Ichika, and Meat were here as well. Goshujin-sama~, what, yer not gonna drink? Cmooon, drink, yeah? Oi Ichika, stop pouring that. Youre really drunk. Cmooon, were in the dwarf vige, how could ya not drink? Yep, you should stick to juice. Ichikas so free despite being a ve. Well, not like I mind. Though really, Gozohs hometown is so full of drinkers. Gahahahaha, ye should drink up too! Ill have to pass, I am sick, after all. Right, Rokuko? When I looked over to Rokuko next to me, shed just taken her lips away from a stein of her own. Puhaaah so bitter I knew drinking juice wouldve been better Youwait, who gave Rokuko alcohol!? That would be me! Shikina! Dont give children alcohol! I red at Shikina, who was waving her hand from the other end of the table. Fueh? Rokuko-dono is a high elf, just like Haku-sama. Is she not much older than she looks? Her ears are obviously not an elfs, howd you make that mistake? I figured it was because of some magic tool. I mean, even I have one of those, so I figured just changing her ears wouldnt be hard. Probably! Is it time for a ban on lewdness? You no-good elf hyou!? Just as I started reprimanding Shikina, I felt something brush against me under the table. Trembling as I pushed my chair back to see what it was, I saw Meat, her face flushed red. My movement caused her to cling to my legs again. MeKuro? Whats wrong? Goshujin-samas scent Youre drunk!? Oi, who gave Kuro alcohol!? Huh? That wasnt juice? Ahahaha~ Rokuko!? It was yooou!? Itd be dangerous to call her Meat in front of so many people. God dang it, are none of these people sane!? Where can I escape to? Kehma-kun, over here! Receptionist Anita-san! Legal lolidy! You win! I took Rokuko and Meatwhod been clinging to my legunder my arms and fled to Anita-san. Are ye alright, Kehma-kun, children? Im saved could I have some water? Certainly, here oh, my bad, that was alcohol. This ones water, here. Handing back the alcohol for water, I had Rokuko and Meat drink. When I brought the ss close to each of their mouths, they drank a small bit of it alright, calm down, me. I almost pet them. I really would have if my hands werent taken. Uuueah, Kehmaaa, Kehma nn Goshujin-samaaaa meat zzz And so they fell asleep. The two girls were fast asleep. I figured the two of them were better off resting, so I decided to take them to the inn but then I remembered that we still hadnt settled on one to stay at. Hey, Wataru. What inn are we staying at? Rokuko and Kuro want to sleep. Oh, theres one next to Gozoh-sans familys house, so there. Alright, so wheres Gozohs familys house? Oh? So the girlies got smashed? The house is close by. Oi guys, Ima be steppin out, gotta bring Kehma and them to my house. Leaving the festivities with Gozoh leading us, I carried Rokuko and Meat to the inn. I thought about this a bit ago, but boy would my lower back be killing me if I didnt have this golem assist. Even if theyre little girls, two of them are enough weight to overwhelm me. So Gozoh, what do your parents do? Kantras family are all cksmiths right? Were adventurers specialized in mining. Mining specialty, so I guess there are metallic golems around here too? Dungeonsre great ces te mine from, some have minin spots like the one here. Though they keep producin ore, monsters alsoe right out at ye, so its somethin fer adventurers to do. Heeh, so theres stuff like that too? I secretly looked through the DP Catalog. It looked like there were mining areas for the moremon metals. They were in the treasure category. I wonder if mining areas are possible because theyremon, or if itsmon because there are mining areas for them? Eh, either way works. It might have just been that it wasnt in my catalog, but I figured precious metals like gold, silver, and mithril probably needed natural veins or certain monsters. Ah, here we are. [Honey Grove Arbor]. A three story stonework inn pretty close to the guild. Nearby was a two story stonework house that seemed to be Gozohs familys house. Roppu and Ill be staying at me parents, so guess itll just be rooms for Wataru, Shikina, and the three of ye? Four rooms should do. Gozoh went in and greeted the inns owner. The person wasnt a dwarf, but a bear beastkin. As expected from them being neighbors, they knew each other and hadunched into a discussion for the first time in a long while Id like to hurry up and get to sleep though A whileter, Gozoh came back scratching his head. Oi, Kehma. They dont have enough rooms, just two. What oh well then. Then Wataru and Shikina can stay at your ce. My party will use the inn. Theyre probably gonna be drinkin the night away anyway, so aye. It should be fine if I just leave Shikina to Wataru they both look like theyre getting pretty drunk, though. I dont care if they cross the line either, Ill just be able to push it all on Wataru that way. I was at least able to secure our inn amodations one way or the other, so I could finallyy Rokuko and Meat down. Guess Ill sleep too? I rolled out my futon in the room next to where I put the two to sleep and fell asleep. * When I woke up, I felt something soft pressing against me. I suddenly thought about just falling back asleep since it was pretty warm andfy but what exactly was this soft, bouncy thing? It definitely wasnt my futon. This feeling touching my face was definitely something wrapped in cloth, but it wasnt cloth on the inside. And it stank of alcohol. No, like, it really stank of it. Wait, hold up, am I being held onto? I raised my face as much as I could. Afuuuuh thatsh tickle ishhh~ It was Ichika. Why am I being Ichikas hug pillow? Oi. I calmed myself down and started sorting through my confusion. It probably happened like this. Gozoh told them that he left us in the inn. Ichikae to the inn to rest too. The inns owner guided her to her room Correction. My room. The drunken Ichika went into the futon. Stayed like that all night Present What. Did Ichika and I look like a couple? Whatever. Its better than if Rokuko came to sleep with them. But what should I do now? Going back to sleep would be bad, but I cant move since shes clinging to me so tightly. Right. Lets ignore everything and just go back to sleep. Coming up with such a nice idea, I decided to move back to my previous positionwait. That would mean Id be cramming my face back into Ichikas breasts, isnt that like really bad? On the other hand, me staying like this and looking straight up into Ichikas face was also horribly hard. Aaaw, I cannah eat anymore Uwaapp!? Suddenly hugged even tighter, my face filled Ichikas valley she reeked of alcohol. I could at least breathe though. It was something Ichika did herself, so I call it an act of God! Besides, Ichikas my ve anyway so theres no problem even if I bury my face in her breasts. Yeah, its OK! Time to go back to sleep. Just as I decided to go back to sleep, Ichika started squirming. Nnn huh? Hmm a dream? But that huge curry bread kuh, I coulda eaten it then Oi, whyd you have to wake up now? Youre going to wake up with my face between your breasts? G-Go back to sleep! Sleeping is the best, it ovees everything! Huh Im holding onto some. thing!? Ichika stiffened when she realized. Come on, I was so close to her that I could literally hear her heartbeat. This isnt Meat-senpai h-huh G-Goshujin-sama? We both had ck hair, but nope. Looks like Ichika finally noticed. I just kept pretending to sleep. In, out, in, out. I just breathed. Ignore me, just leave, everything will be fine no, please, leave. How did I even get owowow, guess I drank too much yesterday, I cant remember the inn? Huh, why am I with Goshujin-sama huh? Ichikas heart started pounding faster. She was probably confused. Oh!? So Im a hug pillow! He got me drunk for it!? Why would you think that!? Ah, I want to say something but I have to keep pretending to sleep. Ive gone this far, so Ill give sleeping my all to see it through! Ohe on~. I wouldve done it whenever, he didnt need to go to so much trouble. Oh, but maybe Goshujin-samas the kind that doesnt like breasts? Ichika said something embarrassing while patting my head. Youre wrong! Thats not it! And I do have a leg fetish but I dont dislike breasts! Whoops, I might wake Goshujin-sama up. That was a close one. Maaan, its a good thing I asked Meat-senpai about this stuff~ Saying that, Ichika hugged my head lightly. Yeah so uhh, I have no clue what to do now. But I dont really wanna nibble him~ The hecks she saying? Did I just mishear her? Whatever. Im sleeping. I heard nothing. By the way, Meat came along a little whileter to teach Ichika [The Method to Slip Away Without Waking Goshujin-samaMe], so I stuck with my n of not noticing anything. End of story. Chapter 316 The cksmithing Town of Corky (3) Having stayed overnight in the inn, I decided to head over to Gozohs house and rush through my greetings before checking out Kantras house. I mean, Gozohs family are all just normal adventurers. Wataru was still continuing his drinking bout fromst night and Shikina was dead drunk. Lets pretend I didnt see a noble daughter sleep-puking. Alright, guess I can go check out Kantras now? Or maybe more like go observe it? I also just really want to see what a cksmiths home is like. By the way, Ichika and Rokuko were with me. Meat stayed behind. She wasnt feeling up to walking (she had a hangover). Still though stiiill~ Goshujin-sama~ Whats with you being so clingy today? Did something happen? Eeeh~? I woooonder? Weeeell, itd be nice if Goshujin-sama said it~ Hey, Ichika? Youre too close to him! Youre going to make it hard for Kehma to walk with you holding on to him like that. Rokuko pushed her way between Ichika and I. And since Rokuko started holding on to me instead, it was just as hard to walk. Either way, I have no clue. The reason Ichikas being so touchy-feely today is something I have absolutely no clue about or inclination of. I know Rokuko-samas the legal wife though! Mhmm! Ima ve hug pillow! So Goshujin-sama can just use me like an item like a pet ya can y with, yeah? I see, so youre a pet! Alright then, I mean, I even let Feni stand on my hands and shoulders, after all! Rokukos pets included Feni, a phoenix, and Dia, a jeweled turtle. Shes equating Ichika to them? Oh, I guess it fits. She treats them about the same. How should I put this? Meats more pet dog-ish, but shes treating Ichika as the pet? Meat is my hug pillow though. Maybe thats why? So, this is where Gozoh said Kantras house is? Wede from around back but there were tons of dwarvesing and going, as well as the sound of metal striking metal inside. It looked like smokeing from some furnace was rising out of it, so I figured this was the only ce he couldve meant. Its a bitte to think about it, but I wonder if I could get them to show us around? I mean, I had Kantra show me around his, but his familysmasters (?)is more, err, high-level feeling Well, it looks like a serious workce, I have no clue if theyll let at outsider like me look around. Ill give up if it turns out its a no go. I dont actually care that much. I just figured that I might be able to reproduce it to some extent with golems after using Menu-sans recording function if they showed me around. Like maybe itd help Nerune out or something. I was able to forcibly process even orichalcum with [Create Golem], so the only advantage for me was the possibility of being able to mass-produce things without being so dependent on [Create Golem]. Wait, isnt Kantra enough for that? Me taking a look heres unneeded then? No no, Ill have to collect a lot of samples to learn this worlds standards. Hey, Kehma. Were not going in? I mean, Im not actually sure if we can Alright, head on in, Ichika! Eh, me? Guess it makes sense to announce ya first. Ima do it then Heeeeya! Were here to meet Kantra-hans family~! When Ichika went and called out, a dwarf with white hair came out using a cane. Hm? Kantras our brat, but who be ye? Oh, Im from a vige called Golen. Kantra-hans always helpin me out with stuff so I wanted toe and say hi. Im always havin him fix up my weapon too~ What? Let meh see that. Ichika handed the short swordthat is, the kitchen knife golem she kept at her waist to the dwarf. epting it from her, the dwarf then flicked it with his finger. Hoh. A magic sword, eh? Ye, theres some a Kantras work done te it. Ya could tell just by that? Thats awesome, nothin less from a dwarf cksmith~ Hrmph, course I could. Hes me son, Id know the brats work this close up any day. Hohoh. So yer Untara-han then? Oh aye, Untara be me name. Gahahah! With that, the dwarfKantras father, Untaraburst into a heartyugh. Guess Kantras been doin good fer himself. Hows a cup o good stuff sound,ss? Oh, thatd be great. But could I introduce my Goshujin-sama and everyone to ya first? Hes Golens Vige Chief. Ah, looks like its our turn now. Though woah, Ichikas great at hitting it up with people, she talking with him so casually it felt like theyve known each other for a while. Err, its good to meet you. Kantras helped me out a lot. Aye, so ye be that Vige Chief she mentioned? Ye be lookin like a bean. Are ye good with leadin what I hears a vige o adventurers bein so weak n all? Its fine, Goshujin-sama looks like that ya, but hes super smart. He even managed to deal with a ton of thieves we came across on the way here without even havin to lift a finger, practically on his own. Did he now!? Aye, yell be letting me take a look at that sword ye have then, looks like a beauty, it does. Ichika managed to clear that hurdle in one go and he went all out at pping me on the back. Come to think of it, I definitely shouldnt go using Magic Sword Siesta as a weapon, huh Rather, I cant actually use it as one, maybe I should go around carrying a cane? Yeah, but be careful with it, alright? Aye, course I wi.? Eh! Untara had only barely began to unsheathe Siesta before immediately putting it back in. Judging by how he was mopping his brow with the back of his hand, it looked like hed broke out into a cold sweat. The hecks with this thing. Just barely took it out and itd been makin me head swim bein able to master itd be no easy thing. Though I wonder how do ye maintain its de? Oh. Now that he mentions it I havent Well, I havent really used it to cut through anything and its a magic sword so maybe it doesnt need it? Lets try sending it the thought-question of [Want to be maintained?] like how I speak with Neru, the ring subus. It answered with a [Mm.]. Uhh yeah, that probably means yeah. Huh. This guySiesta is in the monster area for the dungeons named list, after all.1 I guess us being able to talk isnt too weird. [ Umm, Im going to get you some maintenance then, so could you not make us drowsy during that?] [Mm.] I still cant tell if that [Mm] is yes or no but whatever, I can figure out the feeling behind it because its telepathy. It was a yes. This guys just taciturn I guess. Reminds me of how Meat used to be well, other than itcking her ears and tail. [While were talking, can you make it so that you only make enemies drowsy?] [ Mm.] Ah, that one was a no, huh. The considerable feeling of regret it sent it couldnt even not affect the wielder, let alone split up between friend and foe. I could tell because of our telepathy. Eh, either way, it turned out I could turn the drowsiness on and off so I was able to have Untara take care of the swords maintenance. I had it turn off the drowsiness for a while, so could I have you maintain it? What!? A-Aye, there be none of that feeling anymore. Ye really are a fit wielder for it, eh. Untara unsheathed the sword again, a grin on his face. I couldnt tell him that it was because I had a conversation with the person himselfsword itself though. Speaking of talking with a sword though, I get the feeling Ive heard about people stuff like that before? Likemunicating to its soul. Hey, Kehma. I think I want mine maintained too! Eh? Have you ever actually used that rapier? Gahahah! Aye, thats fer the Ojou-chans self defense eh? Its good she aint be needin te use it! She did have to use that bow gun of hers when we fought the other day though. I guess it is true that its best if Rokuko never has to fight with her sword, though. When weter handed him some of Fenis eggshells and one of Ignis scales as gifts, he happily gave us a tour around his smithy. Fire-attributed items were great for being used as fireproof bricks, after all. They were just leftovers and shed scales, but he epted them in delight. Ill make ye anythin free o charge! Be it a weapon in me shop or something ye want to use, anythin! He spoke with bloodshot eyes, but there wasnt really anything I needed oh, maybe I could have him make a symbol for Beddhism? 1. Was this ever mentioned before? I dont recall Chapter 317 The cksmithing Town of Corky (4) I had him make a mithril holy symbol and a mithril knife for Meat, along with performing maintenance on our equipment. I also got one of the mithril carving knives that was hanging out in the store area for Ichika. Everything was free. As for the staff I was wanting just to show off, I would have had to go to a magic tools shop since his was on reserve. Well, I didnt really need it in the first ce. I gave him mithril ingots for the materials. They were a glittering silver and around thick enough that they filled your hand. He had crossbows there as well, but the crossbow golem Rokuko was using had better performance. It was a self-winding magic crossbow, after all. I was still working out how to make the material for the bow portion though. Maaan, thanks to Goshujin-sama my knifes amazin now, Deheheh~ Looks like mithrils a pretty luxurious material. Well, me dragon scales werent exactly anything to scoff at either, so he still probably came out ahead on the trade. I dont know how much, though. Ill have to turn the mithril knife and mithril carving knife into magic sword golems after this. Maybe even tinker around with their internal structures a bit dont know if theres any room for me to fiddle about in though. It should be weak to ballistic impacts in that case, but lets just call this the base version and get a feel for the material as-is. When I took the chance to ask if he could do something for Beddhisms holy symbol, he answered sayingand I quote[Im part o that Beddhism religion and Im goin do meh part too.]. So yeah. Good Night. Come to think of it, isnt this trip the first time youve went to spread Beddhism? Yeah, I havent really felt like doing it. I dont even feel like doing it now, either. Thats true, too. Not doing things directly with how this worlds religions put so much importance on profit is a serious failing. Im not even doing anything with how Beddhism spread all the way here on its own. Maybe I should start selling mail-order futons? After we finished looking around the smithy, we decided to look around just to see what there was to see. Still though, there were a lot of smithies other than Kantras familys. Wouldnt you think theyd run out of customers with so many of them here? Well, theres a ton a ordersin in from other ces too, along with equipment for soldiers, adventurers, and one-off use items, so I dont think theyre oversupplyin. So thats how it was, huh. We saw other, non-cksmith shops as we walked. Most of them were taverns, but we saw a few alchemic ateliers and jewelry shops. Hey, Kehma. Isnt that an alchemic atelier? Lets check it out! Hmm? Does it sell magic tools or something? Wait, it looks like the kind of shop witches would hang out in. Led forward by Rokuko, I walked into the dubious-feeling shop. The walls were covered with ck cloths like some fortellers shop or maybe it just felt like darkness-type magic? Everything was ced on the tables with the same nomittal feelinglike they were neglected. The storefront was open, so they should be open? Shouldnt they at least have things in chests or boxes or something? And maybe they could take it another step and actually put price tags on things. Wee. Make sure to look around. A shopkeeper in ck robes spoke Rokuko, isnt this more of a ck magic shop than an alchemy one? Hey, whats this? Oh, that is our love potion It is quite effective, and only one gold coin to purchase! Hmm. Well, I dont need it. Right Kehma? Ah, yeah. Yep. And this? That is a magic tool, its effect is umm? I think I made that one? Oh yeah, that one is fifty silver coins. Youd want us to pay for something with an effect we dont know? Thats like five hundred thousand yen! Alchemic goods are pretty expensive huh? Is that a pillow? Shopkeep, is this a pillow? Oh, yeah. That is a pillow. Two silver coins. Does it have some special effect? Do you know of Beddhism? Its some religion that seeks to protect peace of mind, that pillow was blessed by its founder at its main shrine. It should make it easier to sleep on. Uh-huh. Could you run that by me again? Its a pillow blessed by the founder of Beddhism, itll make it easier to sleep. Founder so me? There arent any others. I dont recall ever blessing a pillow though maybe a merchant took one out after mass? Its really effective though. I tried it out as an experiment and it cured my insomnia. Heeh, it did? It did! There was even an aristocrat that favored it. But Ill part with it for just two silver if you buy it now. It just looks like a normal cotton pillow to me, but I guess it makes sense if its a pillow that some aristocrat used? Ill even throw in some Beddhist holy water as an extra. What? Beddhism holy water? If you take two or three drops before you go to sleep, it will help you sleep soundly until the following morning. All you need to do is mix the drops in with a cup of water. Saying that, the shopkeep took out some very transparent violet-blue liquid in a potion bottle. Hoh, so this is Beddhist holy water Hey. Rokuko. Were we selling holy water? Like some sleep medicine? We are, but its not this color. Ours is a rxing herbal tea. Ichika, what should a follower of Beddhism do at times like these? Of Beddhism? Goshujin-sama, ya should do what ya want, right? Its yer religion after all. As a result of my secret back and forth the the two of them, it was decided that Id do whatever I wanted. But wait, were selling holy water? Since when? Eh, whatever. Alright, lets talk with this shopkeep. I need to hear more. I put a lie detection magic tool on the counter and replenished it with a new magic stone. Excuse me, shopkeep? Id like to ask you a few questions. Where did that Beddhist pillow and holy watere from? I dont know for either, I came to have them from a merchant. It glowed red. That was a lie. Hm? Whats this, amp magic tool? Do you want to sell it? You dont know? This heres a lie detection magic tool. I suppose its not weird that you dont know of them, owning one requires the Empress permission, after all. I have permission though. Alright, time to replenish the magic stone. The cost performance ratio of this at one stone per lie detected sucks. Umm, esteemed guest, whats going on? Do you have aint about our products? I do. Because I am the founder of Beddhism. Eeeh!? But youre so young!? Ahahaha, good joke eh, seriously? Upon seeing how the magic tool wasnt glowing, the shopkeep swallowed deeply. It shining read at his own lie earlier meant that what I said was the truth. No matter how tolerant Beddhism is, I dont think its right for you to arbitrarily use its name for weird drugs N-No, that guys the person who said that. I didnt know. Oh, red light. Which means someone did bring it. And that that person was no merchant. I see. Shopkeep, I am willing to say I recognize this holy water and this pillow. If they truly work and that there arent any ill side effects, of course. R-Really!? Ill even bless the pillow if you want. O-Oooh! However, you need to tell me about who brought these to you. What kind of person? When? O-Okay! Umm, I got it from a wandering alchemist, around three days ago. I think theyre still in Corky, they said theyd bring more. It was easy to get him talking. Meanwhile, the magic tool didnt light up even once. What does the alchemist look like? Right! She kind of looks like, well, she was a woman, same colored hair as you, Founder-sama! With red eyes! Woman. ck hair. Red eyes. I only knew of one person who could fit that description. Chapter 318 The cksmithing Town of Corky (5) I wound up hearing something I definitely didnt think I would by just walking into some atelier. A ck-haired, red-eyed woman. An alchemist, at that. The possibility of it being Leona was high. Assuming that to be the case, staying in this town at all was dangerous. Which reminds me, didnt I drop her off somewhere near the capital with [White Beach]? Wouldnt that be on the other side of the capital from here? Well, I guess if we take the amount of time thats passed since then, it wouldnt be too strange to think shed made it here. Well, that alchemist-ish person said she believed in the Chaos God as well as Beddhism. Something about how Beddhism was a sub-religion and you could follow both. Whered she hear about Beddhism from? This towns pretty far away. I guess there have been a good number of merchants bing Beddhists Oh, the woman also sold me some Chaos God drugs. I cant really leave them out in the open, but herecheck these out. [Futanaru] and [TA]! I even have [Hole B-Gone] and [Pole B-Gone]! Their effects range from the lowest purity of one night to the maximum purity of permanency, so I asked how the heck shed gotten them and ya know what? She tried telling me she made them herself I mightve believed her if she told me she stole them from some rich aristocrats vaults, but I havent heard anything like that recently either. The shopkeeper was taking out various drugs from his box as he spoke. He arranged them by color, from slightly transparent to mostly opaque. The reason he didnt feel like they were suitable to put on disy here was probably due to their scarcity. Like the whole it needs to be special since its so rare thing. Though more importantly, its definitely Leona. Absolutely positively Leona. Heck, I pray theres no one else thatd make those dubious drugs in this world. I could probably even figure out what crazy things they do from their names. And whats with her using A instead of S for [TA]!? TS means transsexual, so its a sex change drug. Theres definitely no one else in this world that would put such a stupid name on the drug Wait, was that her goal? She said they were suuuper expensive and would fetch a high price at auction so I should show it off to people bit by bit but! As a special one-time-offer for you, Founder-sama! I will sell it to you at cost price! Oh, then could I have the year-long [Pole B-Gone] one no, the half-year one should be fine! And could I have it wrapped? Certainly! That will be ten gold coins! So expensive!? Wait, the f*ck are you buying, Rokuko!? Rokuko took ten gold out of her [Safe] and paid for the item. This could be able to counteract Shikinas issue right? Itd be a good idea to have one around this effective just in case. Oh, yeah Ten gold, huh. It was an amount that we could cover with Shikinas monthly tuition, but it was still basically ten million yen. How to put it its like shes some frivolous hot-shot. Oh, but I guess even Id used a hundred gold to fund the vige. Its Watarus fault that my sense for moneys gotten so weird. Freaking Wataru. Oh,e to think of it, our inns suite is twenty-five gold a night. But huh, I doubt well even see that drug that got dumped being sold from here on. The possibilitys tremendously high. By the way, that one was procured for a hundred and fifty gold. When I asked about the one-year duration one he said it was twenty gold. Still though, if its twenty gold for the one-year duration one how much is the permanent one? You must have a lot of money stored to buy all these. I sold everything I had in stock at the auction, theeeeen using those profits, I repeated the process until I was finally able to buy one each. They were a thousand gold each. Man, Im happy I could buy them while that person was here. A thousand gold wouldnt just four of them be more than Watarus debt? And thats just the cost-price. I have no clue how much it could rack up to at auction. If twenty gold coins worth could go for a hundred fifty at auction, just one could outweigh Watarus debt Yeah, an ordinary person would have to work their whole life for one Huh? You said you purchased the pillow three days ago? Its a hot item, so I restock on them regrly. Lets see, shees by every week, so I guess shell be here again in three or four days? I see. Yep, gotta hightail it out of town by then. Mmhmm. My intuition was screaming warnings at me to get out of town ASAP. Ill have to convince Gozoh and everyone to leave, today evenif possible. Or maybe even just us ourselves. Fortunately, the imperial capitals a short two or three day walk from here! Alright, you can keep using Beddhisms name for the pillow, but that holy waters no good. Sell it under some other name. O-Okay. My apologies for the trouble. Also, I have some very troubling memories of that alchemist, so dont tell her about me. And for the holy waters name, tell her someone who didnt know about Beddhism at all came by and made you think you were better off with some other name. Alright, I understand! Oh, could you please bless these pillows? With that, the shopkeeper pulled many, many pillows out of his stockpile. How many was he keeping? It was enough to just call this a pillow shop! I ced the holy symbol on the pillows, held my hand over them and recited [Good Night]. * I contacted Wataru and Gozoh as soon as we got back to the inn and managed to convince them into us leaving Corky the following day. Thinking about the possibility that the shopkeeper would tell her I was here, I wanted to leave as quickly as possible. Tuck my tail in and run! He who runs from a fight may live to fight another day! Never, preferably! Seriously, and here I was wantin to stay a while, whyre ye wanting us to leave so quick and all? Sorry, I just got a very bad hunch Eh, dont worry yerself none. I figure ye got a reason fer not telllin us. Gozoh spoke while scratching his head. His posture was saying that he disliked it, but he didnt actually seem to care. Right, I believe in you, Kehma-san. To be honest, Im actually more worried about Corkys safety now. Did you see something really bad? Like symptoms of ck lung disease or something? Itd be great if that was all. Wait, there really was something? I put a hand on Watarus shoulder and spoke with a gentle smile. Let sleeping dogs lie. Its better if you dont know. Seriously. Sounds like its a SAN value crisis, dont tell me! Good choice, man. We left Corkys gate in our covered coach and didnt look back. I dont want to risk carelessly seeing that red-eyed ponytailed girl. Oh, but well have toe back here on the way back, huh. Maybe I could have Haku-san teleport back or no, maybe I could find some reason to break off from Gozoh and the others and return through [White Beach]? Alright, lets go. To the capital! The road was well-maintained, so we should be able to arrive by tomorrow night if we put the figurative pedal to the metal yeah. Chapter 319 A Decrease font size. A Reset font size. A Increase font size. Once More at the Imperial Capital (1) We finally arrived at the capital. It was such a long trip in vain. We saw a long road made of stone bricks after passing through the capitals gates. Shops and wooden buildings lined the road on both sides. It was overwhelmingly showypared to the towns wed passed through until now. To go with the alchemist groups and Heroes Workshop, the capital also sported a huge number of super European-esque buildings that just felt woah. There were tons of people and carriages moving about on road, fitting for its status as the capitals main street. A good tenth of them had aristocratic crests on them, even. This is the capital! Wataru stated grandly in the coach, the street a backdrop to his statement. We couldnt really see that well since he was standing in the way and all, but I was able to make out someone embarrassed at the country bumpkin. Yep. The city-elf, Shikina, just looked at him with lukewarm eyes that seemed to say: [People like hime to the capital every so often, so people go about not minding them.] Yeah, its the capital alright. Huh, youre not surprised? Its like youve seen a town like this before. Setting aside Mikhan, Tsuia, Donsama, and Corky were pretty big towns though? Id say their scales are very different. Ohe on. One, two, three, more, more, more, more. At some point it just stops making a difference and all you feel is like [Oh hey, this is a big town]. Compared to Golen, theyre all huge, thats all. How half-assed! But Id expect nothing less of you, Kehma-san. Well, Ive been here before, too. I didnt say that though. And what do you mean you expected me to be half-assed? As an aside, our coach made it through the capitals gates without a check as well. The effect of being summoneds amazing. Well, how about we head to the closest adventurer guild first? There are several here, just like in Corky. One in the center and another at each cardinal direction, making five in all. One for each gate, huh. Lets head to the east guild then. By the way, Misha was at the central adventurer guild. I didnt feel like heading all the way together I didnt, really. I dont think Im supposed to know Misha at this point either, after all. More importantly, Kehma. Food! Ichika, whats good to eat here in the capital? Therere ranches all around, so theres a ton of dairy products and stews. Rokuko, the cheese here is delicious, too. It might be a bit much for newbies, but their fragrances are distinctive and entirely irresistible to cheese enthusiasts! Heeh, so thats your rmendation, Roppy? Alright, lets eat some cheese, too! Ill deal with it when the timees if I dont like it! Rokuko. Youve totally been influenced by Ichika I dont not understand you, though. Come to think of it, Rokuko, do you remember why youre here? Huh? Wasnt it to go on a food journey? Oh you poor thing, thats entirely off~. You were called here after the dragons defeat, remember? Oh yeah, that was a thing, huh! There are a few things we have to do here, unlike the towns so far. Wataru, whats our schedule looking like? Right. I showed them the letter at the gate, so theyll definitely get in contact with us soon. Theyll probably do it once we make our way to the guild, we can just go with the flow after that. Maybe theyre waiting for us to turn in at some inn. Whys he so sure theyre waiting for us at the guild? * When we dropped off the packages at the guild and decided to look around a bit in the guilds dining hall, she appeared. Nyoho~! Im here to pick ya all up~! Oh, Misha-san. Thank you. Oooh, Wataru. Guess youre out and abyout as always, huuuh? Ill practice with ya anytime, juste at me nya~! Bleh, so it turned out to be Misha. The pink-haired idiot of an A-Rank cat beastkin-cum-guild master, that is. But huh. She sounded stressed, wonder whats up? Lets pretend I dont know her at all. So Wataru, is this Misha someone you know? Could you introduce us? Nya? Whatre you talking about, Kehma-san, why would he have tooh, right! Nyof course he needs to introduce us! Yeah, yep, nyuh-huh! I am pleased to meet ya for the first time. She couldnt act for shit, but yeah. Misha and I shouldnt know each other. I mean, Im always hanging out at Golen and Mishas always at the capitas guild headquarters. In other words, Misha and I are two people who definitely should never have crossed each others paths. Although we do know each other due to dungeon-rted things, us knowing each other makes no sense outside of that. Eh? Misha-san, Kehma-san, do you two know each other? Nope, this is the first time weve met. Ive never met her before but she seems nice~. I hope we can get along, Misha! Yep! Its the first time weve met, but it feels like Ive knyown ya for a long time! I bet well get along great! Yeah, I can tell well get along just by looking at you, well be best friends, best friends! Yaaaay. Yaaaay! I went for the whole overy it till you make it strategy. Did it work? I hope so. Even if not, Ill just keep this train a going and not let them follow up! Alright, let me introduce myself. Im Kehma. Golens Vige Chief. This girl heres Rokuko. These two are my ves, Kuro and Ichika. You dont need to introduce me, though these two are my party members, Gozoh-san and Roppu-san. My name is Shikina Kukkoro! Yep yep! Im Misha. The imperial capital adventurer guilds guild master, good to meet nya! Good, now there shouldnt be any issues with us knowing each other from here on. But Wataru was still tilting his head to the side in thought, so I whispered something into his ear. Wataru. Dont tell anyone, but Misha came to me a while back. She was undercover, though. So please dont say anything strange. Oooh, I see. So thats how it is? Convinced, Wataru nodded. I guess Misha overheard, since she gave me a thumbs up. Alright. Perfect. Now I can use that as an excuse next time I see one of Haku-sans party members. I can also just pretend Id never met them, too. I can also also pretend that I was just pretending to not know them because of reasons. Its perfect. Okay, lets go! Ill guide ya there with my mount, so please follow me with your coach nya~ With that, Misha straddled her lion (that had feathers and a snake for a tail). We would follow behind in the coach. Okay, Rokuko-sama,e here please. And then Misha reached her arm out for just Rokuko as if the rest of us were chopped liver. Misha. Right now, Im just Rokuko, you dont need to be so polite. Ah. Sorry, Im nyot worth your concern. Seeing that, let alone Wataru, even Gozoh and Roppu looked like they wanted to say [Oooh yep, got it] or something, but also looked like they figured it was best they didnt. Shikina tilted her head at Mishas response, like she even added -sama to Rokukos name. She was entirely giving preference to Rokuko. Lets try this againlets go to the castle. Please follow me and dont get lyost~ Misha started to lead the way again. Mishas mount really was rare, though. It kept drawing everyones eyes and she tried to get Rokuko to ride it? Heeeh~. Still though, is it really alright for you to show it off, Misha? Isnt that like your ace in the hole? No, maybe Haku-san ordered her to show it off to keep anyone from wanting to make a move against Rokuko? No way. Its Misha, after all. Chapter 320 Once More at the Imperial Capital (2) While we were being led by Misha, everyone in Team Bhus were secretly talking to Rokuko (though it wasnt exactly secretly since they were just doing it inside the coach). Hey Jou-chan. Should I start n use -sama fer ye? Eh? Why would you? Rokuko-sama~ yep, Ichika and Kuro are always addressing you like that, so it doesnt even feel too out of ce. Not you too, Roppu! Ill just keep calling you Rokuko-san as always! Oh, Wataru, you can go ahead and use -sama. The reason she was only treating Wataru like that was probably due to my influence on her She is my partner, after all. Well, its not like we dislike him or anything so its k. And thats how we passed the time on the way to the castle. Unlike Haku-sans vi, it had a stone rampart that emphasized practicality. Most striking was that it didnt seem like thered ever be a force enough to actually stress the defenses. As Misha was leading us, we were easily let inside. Come to think of it, were still using the coach with the Tsuia family crest on it, is that alright? It feels like itll make people start corrting us, but I guess thats actually the truth? With that, wed just passed through the second gate on the way in and Misha stopped. Our coach stopped alongside her. Oookay, please leave the coach right here nya~. Leeets see, I gotta leave my mount too oh! Sally, youre just in time. Please bring him back to his stable~ Misha, please dont just dump him on me Oh, Kehma-san. Its been a while. Ah, its Sally-san, the knightmander and living armor, one of Haku-sans party members. Though uh, is it fine to walk about in your armor like that? I guess it is. Oh, I guess Sally-san doesnt have any reason to hide. I mean, she came all the way to our inn without hiding at all. Yeah, it has. Shikinas here too. I-It has been a very long time, Sally-sama! Well if it isnt Shikina, I see youre back. Have you already greeted your father? N-no, Ive just recently arrived! I will see him eventually! Shikina saluted as she spoke. Wataru joined the conversation and bowed. Sally-san, did you enjoy your vacation? Oh, Wataru, youre here too? I figured that he knew Misha, but I guess he knows all of Haku-sans party members since shes been having him do all of thosemissions for her. Yeah, my vacation was pretty good. Lets go practice for a bit. Sally-san, youd seriously kill me, could we not? Isnt it more effective that way? A hero like you should do things like that! Whats wrong with that? Sally-san struck her chestjust te armor though as she spoke. Wataru youve gone through some hellish training what a main character-like thing to do. Hey, Sally~. Could you please hurry up and run that errand for me nya~ Hah? How bold of you to try and use me, the knightmander, as an errand runner. Eeeh? Whats that have to do with me? GehnyanC!? Just then, Sally-san pulled Mishawhod started rubbing against heroff of her by the head. I have a message from Haku-sama. She told me to tell you to not do anything unnecessary and to not ignore what you need to do. Now please, return to your guild master duties Its been piling up, right? Your work. UguI-I knooooow. Alright Kehma-san, lets have that match next time! I wont lose nya! Misha waved as she said that and hopped onto her mount. Could she just not? Kehma-san, you beat Misha-san too? Even Im only at a fifty-fifty win-loss ratio with her. Its basically the same as with you. As Id expect, Kehma-san! Hmm. You can use -sama for me like with Rokuko as well. As Id expect, Kehma-sama! Sorry, please dont. That just gave me goosebumps. Thats horrible! Hahaha Next to the nowughing Wataru, Sally-san took the initiative to lead us into the castle. Guess its finally time. I mean, whats going to happen? Its a bitte, but like cant I just stay an ordinary, every-day adventurer? Just as I thought that, what we were guided to wasnt the audience chamber but an ordinary-feeling guest room. Youll be staying in the guest rooms meant for barons for now. Weve prepared a room for each person, so please use them for today. The peerage elevation will happen the day after tomorrow. Huh, its not going to be today? Kehma-san the Emperor isnt so free as to rush things like that. You arrived much sooner than expected and the schedule readjustment has been a serious issue, you know? Even so, youve been given quite the priority. Come to think of it, we did finish up at Corky well ahead of scheduled uhh sorry. Wait, Emperor? Yes. The Emperor, he who is supposedly Haku-samas descendant. Haku-sama will also be attending, of course, but it is best does with the Emperors authority. Oh really? Now that she says it, Haku-san definitely gives off the feeling of a recluse thatzes around in her vi. So then although she herself is the most powerful, she gave the lead position a figurehead status. Like how Im just a figurehead of a vige chief. Its just one-sided, but Im starting to feel some kinship here. But well, being vige chief and being the leader of an empire are very different things. Besides, you will need to choose outfits for your audience, so please use tomorrow to do so. Feel free to rest for today, though. I guess rehearsing and preparing is important. Though rather, is it day after tomorrow entirely because of that? Would you like to eat in the dining room? Or have them brought to you? Oh, then brought to us. Understood. Ill let the staff know. A maid will arrive in a little while, so make sure to let her know if you need anything Also, dont walk about carelessly. You will be arrested as a spy if you do, after all. Saying that, Sally-san bowed her head and trotted off in her nky armor. I fer one am happy well have some time teh prepare. Roppu, ye goin te wear a dress? Oooh, maybe I should? Gozoh, you will be wearing formal clothes too, right? Meh, itll work out even if I dont! Its not like Id be executed even if I sneeze in the middle of the Emperor speech. You wouldnt be executed, but imprisoned maybe? Wataru interrupted their conversation with some lightheartedness. Well, we tentatively decided to each head to whichever room we wanted. There were four rooms per side of the hallway, making eight in total. The rooms were all the same, each with a bed, desk, and vase. Pretty simple, honestly. Im thankful for the beddings to be a futon. Still though, even Rokuko was given the same room as us. Guess Haku-san cant have everything her way? Maybe shell be called for tonight? Maybe. At any rate, wed rest today in anticipation for tomorrow, then have the audience the day after that. I have to make sure I dont forget the reason were here! I mean, I do remember. Really, I do. Chapter 321 An Audience With His Majesty the Emperor After taking the day of rest, it was time for our audience. In the chamber for our audience was a red carpet rolled out betweenrge white pirs, making it all feel like a temple. A handsome man with silvery hair sat atop a golden throne stationed three steps higher than the rest of us. Raverio Empires emperor, Lionel Raverio. And beside him stood a young and beautiful white goddess our Haku-san. We were wearing luxurious, rented outfits and kneeling before the steps on the carpet. I was in the front with Wataru and Rokuko to my left and right respectively. Behind us were Gozoh, Roppu, and Shikina, with Meat and Ichika in the rear. Sally-san, the knight leader, was there as Haku-san and the Emperors guard, as well as several other civil servants. It looked like there was even some kind of clerk, so I guess they were there to formally transcribe the event. Raise your head. Your Majesty. As I practiced on the previous day, I looked up toward the emperor. Kehma Golen. You have repelled a me dragon. Is this true? Yes, it is Please ept my offerings. Saying that, I handed a me dragon talon fragment (from her trimming her nails) and some scales (what I had left after giving the rest to the cksmith) to a civil servant. The man ced them on a silvery trayprobably mithril and delivered them to Emperor Lionel. The emperor picked up the scales and talon fragment. After he examined them for a bit while eximing to himself over them, Haku-san cleared her throat, prompting him to bring himself back to the matter at hand. Its true then, these are indeed the scales and talon of a me dragon Very well. For your distinguished service of repelling the threat of a me dragon from Our empire, we award you the title of Baron. For those who apanied you, they will gain the Ventulier title. And for Count Nishimi, there will be a mary reward. Thank you, Your Majesty. Baron. It was what I was informed Id get, but well eh, h. Normally, B-Rank adventurers would be Ventuliers, but that wasnt sufficient to reward the achievement Id been the main yer in. Wataru was there too, though Starting from the lowest peerage, there were Ventuliers, Landed Knights, Bars, and Barons, so it was three ranks above everyone else. It was four ranks abovemoners and was a title that would be seeded by my children. Hurrah. And as I had just been elevated to a rank at least as high or above a Landed Knight, I was given the ceremonial sword tap to the shoulders and had to swear fealty to the empire. Some hero just had to have told them about this ceremony. It has manga and anime written ALL over it. I took the ceremonial sword as was practiced while thinking that. By the way, Id be keeping this sword. It was something like a proof of me being a Baron lets decorate the office when I get back home its not one of Haku-sans magic swordssurveince cameras, right? This is just a standard, run-of-the-mill jewel, right? Anyhow, everything was going ording to schedule and all that was left was iting to an end. Pfft. I mean, its not like I was expecting to chat with the emperor or anything, the only reason I was summoned here was for this. But seriously da faq couldnt they have just ended this with a letter saying it all I mean, they obviously couldnt, but still. You may ask these men for more information. I shall now Alright, could I have some time now? It will be somewhat informal starting now. Haku-san smiled as she interrupted the emperor. Called it. Haku-san interrupted! I knew this would happen from the instant I saw her here. Haku-san waved her hand, sending the civil servants scurrying out of the room. Were they on her payroll? The only ones left were Haku-san, the emperor, Sally-san, and us I wanted to head off as well, but I figured that probably wouldve been bad. Rokuko-chan. Hearing Haku-san call for her, Rokuko blinked, looking like she was at a loss. This was definitely not in the script wed rehearsed yesterday. Now, would youe here? O-Okay. Called forward oh-so familiarly by the white goddessCHaku-sanRokuko thoughtlessly went up the steps. Oi. Isnt this entirely against what that person yesterday told us about those steps being there to show the difference in our ranks? The heckre you goin up em for!? The difference in importance between them and our dungeon is huuuuuge! Though even the emperor was knitting his brow as if to show his displeasure. This was probably a spur of the moment thing from Haku-san. No, it was definitely a spur of the moment thing from Haku-san. Ufufufu? Huh? Umm, this is different from our rehearsal though, right? Rokuko asked not Haku, but the person next to her. Oi, Rokuko, that person you just asked something is this empires Emperor, you know that, right? Like, a super important big shot? Hes not some old dude running some weapon shop. I mean, couldnt you have at least asked Haku-san? Shes right there. This is the first Ive heard of it as well. Would you please enlighten me, Ancestor-sama? Yes, of course. And so Haku-san ced her hands on Rokukos shoulders with a grin. Let me introduce you. This is my younger sister, Rokuko. Rokuko, this is Lionel. He is the emperor, so please refer to him appropriately. Ummm, nice to meet you, Emperor Lionel? I am pleased to have made your acquaintance, Rokuko-sama. Oi oi oi this is off. Really, really off. His Majesty the Emperor just used -sama for Rokuko, whaaaaat da faq. Gozoh and Roppu both wore expressions that spoke for themselves, like [Oh yep.] and [Figured as much.]. Ichika, Meat, and Wataru didnt really react in particr. They knew. As for Shikina, eh, she was just lost. Umm, Haku Ane-sama. Didnt you say that me being your sister was a secret? Were off the record right now so its fine. Rokuko-chan, youve gotten to the point that you were able toe here naturally so I had a bit of wiggle room. On that note, everyone, this is off the record. If you tell anyone, Ill consider it treason, okay? Everyone nodded. To do otherwise wouldve been suicide. Seeing as how the emperor nodded too, it looks like he really is under Haku-sans thumb. Now then, Lionel. What is it? Rokuko-chan is my precious little sister. You understand? If youd like for Us to give up Our seat as emperor, I would dly Not that. Wait, he straight up offered his position? I mean, it turned out that wasnt it, but like woah, he must be really stressed. I mean to be amodating if something were to ever happen. Wouldnt that be just lovely? If that were all, there shouldnt have been a need for you to interrupt this audience? There would have been various nuisances if I hadnt done so before the introduction. I see I am sorry for troubling you, Ancestor-sama. Oh, so he consented? Still though, Haku-san could have just used her dungeon functions to take care of anyone thatoh. Could it be that shes even kept the dungeon a secret from the emperor? To the whole empire? Hes more or less the leader of the empire though? He doesnt know about the dungeon even though hes Haku-sans descendant? No wait. She doesnt have a Master, so maybe its better to not tell anyone? It would definitely be better for as few people to know about it as possible but still, even the emperor? Maybe he only knows that the dungeon is entirely under Haku-sans control? Come to think of it, Sally-san did say that he was [supposedly Haku-samas descendant], but did she mean that they werent connected by blood or that he hadnt been told many things? Theres a possibility that he was just a pawn to use for running the empire, seeing as how the emperor spoke like he was entirely up for leaving his position. And even her speaking about Rokuko in this situation with non-dungeon rted people, was it so that I wouldnt say anything unwanted to the emperor? That is, for the sake of avoiding the one in a million chance I wound up divulging information about the dungeon to him? Woah. That just sounds like all sorts of troublesome. Alright then. Im sure a few people will start causing a ruckus if we take much longer, so Ill end it here. Rokuko-chan Ill see you againter. Okay, Haku Ane-sama. Saying that, Rokuko skipped down the steps. Phew, wee back. And thats how wewith a slight identsafely made it through our audience with the emperor. Were safe, right? Chapter 322 At Haku-sans Vi After we finished with that, Rokuko and I were invited to Haku-sans vi. To be more urate, we were all invited, but everyone was too scared to go... so I, whod be a baron, and Rokuko, who was my partner, were dispatched as our representatives. Sally-san also followed up by informing everyone that they were only invited for appearances and asked them to please decline... but that wasnt exactly needed. Other than Meat, that is. She looked reluctant. ... I wanted to decline as well, but she called me out directly. Theres no way I could just ignore her. And well, wevee to Haku-sans [White Vi] for the first time in a while because of all that. We were greeted by her butler-clothed subus, Chloe, and guided inside. We were immediately brought to a tea party setup in the courtyard... and hey, there was even a seat for me. Neat. I was finally able to invite you to my vi. Haku Ane-sama, its been too long. Yes, Im happy I could see you again too, Rokuko-chan. You as well, Kehma-san. Yeah... so, I want to ask this right away. The corners of Haku-sans mouth lifted as she feigned ignorance. ... How much does His Majesty the Emperor know? Thats what you wanted to know? Right... Ive told that boy everything up to me being a Dungeon Core. As well as this empire being under my control. Huh? Did I read too much into it? I thought she wouldve hid more from him though. However, as you have expected, Kehma-san, I have not told him about Dungeon Masters. ... I see. Isnt it natural? That boy is no Master, so there was no reason for me to teach him. Oh? But then Haku Ane-sama, that means you concealed information about Kehma from him too then? Rokuko softly pped her hands in front of her as she spoke. Haku-san opened her eyes in surprise. I was surprised, too. I mean, you did right? You introduced me as your younger sister, but didnt say anything really about Kehma at all. It was a move made to attract attention away and toward you, right? ... ... ... Did Kehma-san tell you that? I didnt! O-Oi, Rokuko, did you eat something weird? Thats rude, Kehma. Rokuko looked away, sullen. But now that she put it like it, it does seem like thats what happened. I thought she called us here so that I wouldnt say something she didnt want me to, but its looking more like it was all to hide me... never thought that would happen. ... Youve grown up, Rokuko-chan. Well, Ive been thinking a lot. Rokuko-chan, I never thought Id see the day where you would see through my ns... Yes, I thought Kehma-san would have understood as well, but you are correct. I am wanting to hide Kehma-sans existence as much as possible. Haku-san assented. Sorry I didnt figure it out. The existence of Dungeon Masters is the most important secret of our dungeons. It is a secret that must never be let known to a non-Master human... Nevertheless, Kehma-san, do you not know how much attention I have paid you? I told you to not stand out so much. With my ck hair and dark eyes, I clearly had the bloodline of a hero. Sessfully developing the frontier, bing the founder of a religion that the White Goddess Faith officially recognized, and even performing such a heroic endeavor as repelling a dragon... there were also supposedly talks of wondering whether they should have treated me like a hero, make me S-Rank, be elevated straight to Count, or even have a parade in my honor. However, Haku-san had managed to keep things at a minimum thanks to her influence. Thank you...! So then you used telling the emperor that Im your little sister as a reason to ease his discontent over exerting your influence to crush naysayers. You made my existence outshine Kehmas, right? Please dont say such horrible things, Rokuko-chan. I didnt want to expose you to the public, I really didnt. Really, Ane-sama? Really. Come here, how about having one of these berry tarts? Theyre delicious. Ah~ Haku-san presented a tart to Rokuko-chan as she prompted her to eat it. Rokuko took a small bite and ate in what looked like a tinge of indignance. ... Wait. Rokuko actually managed to lead Haku-san around by the nose...? What...? Doesnt this mean Rokukos already surpassed me? Oh, but I did notice one thing. ... Its not because concealing me makes it easier to eliminate me... right? Oh dear, ufufu. She didnt deny it. Oh shit. ... Ane-sama. You wont eliminate Kehma, right? Of course not. Kehma-san just needs to know his ce. He is my partner. You cant, okay? He will be fine as long as he doesnt be my enemy. To be honest, I think that the exact definition of [Haku-sans Enemy] is up for extreme debate here. By the way, Rokuko-chan. You called him partner, not master. Thats to conceal him being a master? Eh? No? I see. Oh, so were already into debating the definition? I felt a chill run down my back... thats bloodlust. Hey now. Haku-san just slowly took another sip tea, not saying a word until she was done. So, Kehma-san. What do you think of all this? ... I have no intention of being hostile to you, Haku-san. I see. So then you believe I am fine with that? I dont really know what you mean since youre being so obtuse, but... I dont want to do anything that will make Rokuko sad. I took a mouthful of tea. ... If thats what Rokuko-chan wants, well, I suppose theres nothing to be done. I will allow you to hold her hands... no, you can hug her... ... ... Anything else and, wellhow is that young womanloli from the Tsuia family and that awkward female knightdunce treating you? ... So those two were on your payroll. I wonder what you mean? I just received some reports about them... Right, how about you go live a little and visit one of those shops? There are many here in the capital. Haku-san spoke with a smile. ... Well, I do specialize in sleeping. Kehma...! Mmm, first off, lets hug. We even got permission from Haku Ane-sama! By the way, what kind of shop were you talking about? Could I try going with Kehma? Pfffft! Haku-san and I both spat out our tea. If she said that on purpose, this is a big deal. But judging by the look on her face, she really didnt understand. Kehma-san... Please wait, this isnt my fault! ... I see. I think Ill need to teach Rokuko-chan various things. Ill tell you about some things when we take our bathter, Rokuko-chan. ? Kaaay. Why teach her in the bath...? No. Lets not think too much into that. I had no intention of being hostile to Haku-san, so she decided to only trust me so much... phew... But still, it was off the record... but I finally managed to openly be with you as my little sister. Off the record yet openly? How though. And she said off the record, but wont the aristocrats find out anyway? Informationworks are crazy. The emperorLionel doesnt think that youre my real younger sister, though. Really, Ane-sama? Yes, I believe hell likely think of you as someone special enough to catch my eye, rather than being my true younger sister. In truth, other cores are my younger siblings as well, so hes not entirely wrong... Come to think of it, OntentooNo. 112, AidiNo. 666, the Trivial Trio, and even Haku-san were siblings as they all came from the same [Father], huh. Theres no way theyd treat each other all like humans would see their family, theres just way too many of them. Of course, the only one I see as my little sister is you, Rokuko-chan. Haku-san lovingly pat Rokuko on the head as she spoke. Rokukos mood improved as she smiled. Well, okay. I can call myself your little sister now, Haku Ane-sama. Yes, it was unofficial, but the emperor has already acknowledged it. Use my name if you get into trouble, alright? Okay, Ane-sama. The two of them practically shined as they smiled at each other. I drank some of the newly-brewed tea that the butler... that is, Chloe-san refilled my cup with. The berry tarts really were tasty. Oh, could I have I take some as souvenirs? Theres an always-hungry girl waiting for us. ... Man, peace is great... Oh, right. Kehma-san, I have a small thing I would love for you to take care of. You can refuse if you want though, alright? True peace is oh so fleeting. Practically impossible to obtain, in fact. ... Haaah. That was basically an order. I can refuse? Yeeeah right~! GIVE. ME. PEACE. Chapter 323 - Haku-san’s Request
"Yeah, but I''ll leave it to you and Kehko. It''d be impossible for me..."
Saying that, Tokoi sat on arge stone, dejected.
But just then, a single rabbit hopped closer to him, one small leap at a time. It was one of the ones that had been hiding back in Strawberrys shadow.
Then, after a short moment of staring at Tokoi in thought, it rubbed its body against him with only a slight bit of hesitation.
Eh?
What a friendly rabbit.
Y-yeah. It is it really is.
Tokoi, not thinking about its pelt or meat at all now, timidly reached his hand out and pet it.
Closing its eyes, the rabbit the gingerly sniffed the scent on Tokois other hand.
Caught by surprise, Tokoi topped petting it. Now, the rabbit tilted its head as thought to ask [Done already?] before in turn rubbing its head against his hand.
Seeing that it was very intently?not?attacking him, Tokoi knit his brow in embarrassment.
With that, Strawberry spoke up as she embraced a rabbit of her own.
E-Excuse me, Tokoi-san. Did you know? Petting a rabbit on the back is nice, it calms you down.
Does it? Strawberry is well-informed.
Following Strawberrys advice, Tokoi began to stroke the rabbit down its back.
The rabbit hopped up onto hisp and let itself be pet.
As Tokoi continued, the severity to his face lessened as it was reced by a natural smile.
Hook, line and sinker.
I felt the corners of my mouth raise steadily.
Incidentally, these rabbits were all being controlled by Orange and the others. They were using [Monster Operation] from his original dungeon along with a [Monster Spawner: White Rabbits (500 DP)].
Theyd gave it their all training under Ichikas supervision to make their movements lot look too overkill.
Adventurers were those who lived hunting animals and generally had next to no experience in being liked by them. Only powerful monsters would be tamers partners, yet rabbits were weak and pitifully cute creatures.
Naturally, theyd have absolutely no chances to interact with them like this.
In other words, you could say that they also had absolutely zero resistance to being loved on by cuteness.
So they would all fall for them. Particrly big strong men like Tokoi whod normally be feared.
Honestly, it took longer to train them to move so cutely than it did to make the dungeon.
But just seeing the look on Tokois faceit was all worth it.
I was convinced this strategy would work.
Chapter 331 - Rabbit Dungeon 3