《Lazy Dungeon Master》 Chapter 1 I Don¡¯t Want to Work¡! ¡°I don¡¯t want to work.¡± When I got summoned into a different world, rather, after Kami-sama heard my only condition, he answered me, Masuda Keima. ¡°¡ Umm, what did you want?¡± ¡°A life that I wouldn¡¯t need to do anything would be good¡¡± ¡°¡ Even if you¡¯re reincarnated as a tree?¡± ¡°Ah~, that would be great~¡± Kami-sama sighed with an amazed face. ¡°That¡¯s¡ why did I listen to your condition¡ will you hear me out?¡± ¡°Eh? What is it?¡± Though I think his story was about the cirction of mana and something about monsters, I wasn¡¯t really listening. ¡°In your original world, could you have researched something like a golem? With that, doesn¡¯t it fill you with motivation¡?¡± ¡°Eh? Hahaha, not really. Though there are some students nowadays like that~¡± Making a maid robot to live my days infort, that was my dream. Though if I told Kami-sama about such a dream, he¡¯d find out I¡¯m a useless member of society. By the way, I did mess around with studying something like a thirty centimeter ready-made robot kit that could move at school. Make it myself? Too much trouble¡ ¡°Okay, there¡¯s no time left so¡ though it was special, I¡¯ll ask the next person.¡± ¡°Eeeh~¡¡± ¡°Well, I¡¯ll just make you able to understandnguages. Oh, be sure to do your best since you have my blessing.¡± ¡°But I don¡¯t want to do anything¡¡± ¡°Though there is magic in the world you¡¯ll be reincarnating into, I don¡¯t believe civilization has developed to the point where you won¡¯t have to work. Besides, if you are summoned purposely to do something, it might be just what you want.¡± ¡°I want to go back inside¡¡± ¡°Well, do your best.¡± My vision was surrounded by bright light. Like that, I was summoned to another world. * ¡°A-alright! The summon was sessful! ¡ Eh, wait, h-human!? Why!?¡± Though I don¡¯t know by what fundamentalw, I appeared in a room whose walls were shining faintly in white. Before my eyes was something called a loli wearing a white dress, a cute girl that lolicons would covet. Though since I prefer ones more grown up, sorry. ¡ As for my foot fetish though, with her wearing knee socks it¡¯s not bad. ¡°Why¡ such a small fry despite putting in all of the DP¡¡± ¡°¡ Can I sleep?¡± ¡°Eh¡ª¡± ¡°Can I go to sleep? Oh, is there a futon?¡± ¡°Wha-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?¡± This guy. Even though I said I was sleepy she¡¯s still yapping noisily. ¡°Ugugu, what, this toy monster is talking and not listening! ¡ Oh, a human huh. I wonder if that¡¯s why it¡¯s talking?¡± ¡°Oi, what are you¡ you¡¯re giving me a headache, keep your voice down.¡± ¡°Ah, o-okay¡ Wait, what¡¯s with you! I am the summoner, you should obediently listen to what I say.¡± ¡°Oi little girl¡ where¡¯s your papa and mama? I¡¯d like to go home.¡± ¡°Who¡¯s a little girl! Y-you¡¯re a monster summoned by the dungeon core! I¡¯m going to work you until you die!¡± Dungeon core¡ monster¡ yup, I don¡¯t get it. I was summoned, so am I not a hero? ¡°Hey, quickly get up to leave and ughter the bandits! Since I even invested 1000 DP, aren¡¯t you actually pretty strong!?¡± She suddenly started talking about something dangerous, oi. gqDZ18fg ¡°I see, I¡¯ll listen to you for a bit, so speak. What¡¯s a dungeon core, a monster, and DP? As for being summoned¡ I get that.¡± ¡°Oh, what, maybe you¡¯re smart since you can talk? I am a mage or¡ well, it¡¯s fine. This is my dungeon.¡± ¡°A little girl is the dungeon master¡?¡± ¡°Aaah, so you know about dungeon masters. But there isn¡¯t a dungeon master in my dungeon. Ah, but I guess¡ I wonder if I¡¯d call myself the dungeon master?¡± Of course I don¡¯t know what in the world dungeon masters are, but I imagine they¡¯re something like the ones in fantasy games from my memories. But, the dungeon core¡ in other words, the heart of the dungeon. This little girl is¡? ¡°Rather, even though you said humans are small fries, aren¡¯t you a human?¡± ¡°I¡¯m not, just my appearance is like a human¡¯s¡ wait, what¡¯s with that ¡®you¡¯!? Call me master!¡± ¡°Ah,e to think of it I haven¡¯t heard your name. So, what is it?¡± ¡°Mine? It¡¯s Dungeon Core No. 695.¡± A number? Talk about cutting corners¡ well, if there¡¯s a 695 that means there¡¯s at least 694 others. If that¡¯s it, naming would be one of those things that get skimped on. ¡°Got it, Rokuko.¡± ¡°Huh? What?¡± ¡°Well, since it¡¯s hard to say Dungeon Core No. such and such, I decided your name is Rokuko. Your full name is Dungeon Core Rokuko. Ah, I¡¯m Masuda Keima.¡± I turned Dungeon Core No. 695 into Rokuko, what¡¯s this girl saying while staring at me? ¡°Huh? Mahsewtah Kehma? ¡ Is that an alias? Rather, what are you saying on your own¨C¡± [Naming received, Master acknowledged.] ¡°¡±Eh?¡±¡± Though I didn¡¯t understand what was going on, that¡¯s how I became a dungeon master. Chapter 2 Death by Working¡!? ¡°Menu! Wait!? Not now! Cancel! Undo!¡± Opening a semitransparent window in the air, the blonde-haired loli¡ Rokuko yells at it, but there doesn¡¯t seem to be any particr response. Ah, she¡¯s already annoying to my ears. This is why kids are¡ ¡°Oi, quiet down a bit since you¡¯re being noisy. Rather, shut up.¡± ¡°W-what, ordering¡ ¨C¡¡± Silence. Yeah, I see, I¡¯m the dungeon master. And what the master says is absolute huh. Fufufu. Though I didn¡¯t n for it, perhaps the elegant life of [Not having to work] has fallen upon me? Right, I don¡¯t especially have to work. I¡¯ll let this blonde loli girl do the work and I¡¯ll spend my life sleeping freely away from worldly cares! ¡ Yeah, although it was incredible to imagine it was a waste. ¡°¡ All the same, it¡¯s like this little girl said. Thinking withmon sense¡¡± Fully enjoying life by sleeping as much as I want is what I desire from the bottom of my heart, but I feel that depending on a woman that wasn¡¯t my senior and was the same age as me at most is¡ it¡¯s dubious if her age is even two digits, this girl. ¡°Leeets see, menu? Oh, it seriously came out. Leeets see, what¡¯re these¡¡± A semitransparent window came out in response to my words¡ okay, it¡¯s a menu window. Ordering it like this is easy to understand. It was divided into three things. Labyrinth Subordinates DP It was in a polite speech¡ no, could I just understand the words like that thanks to God? It¡¯s probably like that. ¡°¡ ¡ª! ¡ ¡ª!¡± Oh, Rokuko is ring at me with a somewhat amazing re. Hahah, even if a little girl res at me, it¡¯s just too cute! I pat her head. Oh, she¡¯s even more angry now. She shouted something silently. ¡°If you have something to say, speak.¡± ¡°Trash! Stupid! I-I finally have my voice back, you idiot! What did you do!¡± ¡°Yeah, Rokuko is an idiot, you idiot. Apparently I¡¯m your master, in other words it looks I¡¯m the dungeon master now.¡± ¡°Cancel it!¡± ¡°Why?¡± ¡°I-I-I¡¯m the greatest! So¡ª! Obey me!¡± The blonde-haired little girl looked this way with teary eyes while her face became deep red in anger¡ this is bing a problem. I get it, she¡¯s an idiot. ¡°Who¡¯s an idiot!¡± ¡°Oops, I said that out loud. But thinking about it¡ why did you summon me?¡± ¡°That¡¯s¡ to make you a dungeon monster.¡± ¡°In other words, if I obey you I¡¯ll have to fight as a dungeon monster, and die if I fail. Rather, I would probably die without failing too. Though I like to sleep, I¡¯d like to avoid entering an eternal sleep at my age.¡± ¡°W-well that¡¯s how it is for dungeon monsters¡ and moreover you are weak¡¡± ¡°Calling me Keima is fine.¡± ¡°Nn, understood Kehma¡ gu¡ª, I can¡¯t oppose¡!¡± ¡°For now, I¡¯ll check out the dungeon. Looking for a bed would be good.¡± I chose [Labyrinth] from the menu. Though I moved it like a touch panel, I guess it works with voice recognition too. Well, the state of the dungeon disyed before me, and I froze. ¡°¡ Oi, why is there nothing but one entrance, passage, and room?¡± ¡°The n was to get a monster first! I heard that was the strongest way.¡± ¡°O-oh, inside this dungeon is¡ are bandits different from monsters?¡± ¡°Ah, those are intruders!¡± That¡¯s right, even if I looked at the dungeon map there was an indicator for something enemy-ish on it. ¡°Where is this ce! Aren¡¯t we in the dungeon!?¡± ¡°This is the master room inside the dungeon core. Well, a different dimension? Kind of?¡± ¡°Well¡ in other words, inside Rokuko?¡± ¡°Ah, yeah. I feel it¡¯s inside my main body¡ wait, what¡¯s with that, that obscene expression¡ pervert.¡± Rokuko¡¯s cheeks blushed slightly while she looked at me with disgusted eyes. That¡¯s a terrible false usation. I want to demand an apology andpensation. But I¡¯ll confirm the important thing first. ¡°From what I see, the dungeon core in the room where the bandits are gathering?¡± ¡°Even if I looked, that¡¯s how it is.¡± ¡°¡ Why?¡± ¡°Eh, the dungeon core is ineffective if it isn¡¯t installed in the dungeon you know? That¡¯smon sense.¡± I have a headache. When the dungeon core isn¡¯t set up in the dungeon, it¡¯s ineffective. The dungeon only has one room. Therefore, the dungeon core is installed in that room. And there are about eight bandits inside the dungeon core¡¯s room. ¡°¡ Well? Isn¡¯t this checkmate? Am I starting second right off the bat?¡± ¡°That¡¯s why I used thest of the DP to summon a monster and kick out the bandits. Then Kehma appeared. A weakling appearing was a mistake, but it can¡¯t be returned now¡¡± ¡°Yeah, so though I want to go back to my original world it¡¯s useless?¡± ¡°Impossible. No, since you were summoned it¡¯s not absolutely unreasonable, but the DP is probably overwhelmingly insufficient?¡± DP stands for dungeon points, [It¡¯s possible!] is what I was told. Well then it¡¯s good for now. Though I¡¯m the dungeon master, what happens if the dungeon core is destroyed? ¡°Well, you¡¯ll die you know? Since the master and core are two as one, you¡¯ll be in the same boat.¡± ¡°Dying would be bad¡¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright, since if the master dies the core will be fine.¡± ¡°Then isn¡¯t that ¡®two as one¡¯ thing just a one way road!?¡± ¡°Ah, yeah, though well it¡¯s okay, I won¡¯t die yet. Yeah.¡± ¡°How!?¡± ¡°These bandits, though it¡¯s been ten days since they made this cave their base, they haven¡¯te to destroy the dungeon core.¡± ¡°¡ Eh?¡± By the way, the dungeon core is about the size of a basketball. The walls and floor of this room also appear to be glowing. Furthermore the dungeon in contrast wasn¡¯t lit well, that is to say it¡¯s rare it wasn¡¯t found. Or perhaps I should say it¡¯s amazing it was put like that to stand out. ¡°¡ So, it¡¯s alright. Besides, though the current intruders aren¡¯t giving much DP, some ising in.¡± Will it really be okay? No, it probably won¡¯t be okay. Since she tried to summon a monster by using DP. ¡°¡ Got it. By the way, how does DP increase?¡± ¡°Well¡ª¡± Gathering it all up, 1. Natural recovery from thend (This is the basic 10 DP per day) 2. Maintaining the state of an intruder in the dungeon (Depends on the strength of intruder) 3. Killing an intruder (Depends on the strength of the intruder) 4. Offering a corpse (Depends on the original strength of the corpse) 5. Offering treasure (Depends on the treasure) That¡¯s how it is. By the way, it seems to take 20 DP to summon a goblin. If it was like normal you could summon one every other day, but with the eight bandits lodging in the dungeon for the past ten days, that was apparently +80 DP more per day. Well, with the 900 DP gained during these ten days that the bandits have controlled the cave and putting it together with the other 100 DP, bing 1000 DP, she yed monster gachapon. I see, if it cost fifty times more than a goblin she thought it would be stronger than fifty goblins huh. But you can lose in gachapon. Or maybe you could call me the grand prize? Well, even though she called it gachapon it was probably just the automatic trantion¡ I have mixed feelings about this. Rare. Additionally, there are several ranks of gachapon: 100, 1000, 10000¡ it goes up by a factor of ten each time, with no upper limit. The 1000 DP gachapon that I came from was second from the bottom. Rumors say goblins cane from 10000 DP gachapon and a dragon from 1000 DP. The probability increase with the price, a basic luck game huh? ¡°Why not a dragon!¡± ¡°No, it wouldn¡¯t be off even if a goblin appeared, aren¡¯t you just aiming too high?¡± This blonde-haired loli¡¯s ego was next level stuff. Not even I¡¯m the center of the world you know? Something so convenient doesn¡¯t actually happen. Though I just want to sleep, I was summoned into another world to work. ¡°¡ Well, the remaining DP is¡ 9?¡± Just when she¡¯d reached 1000 DP she pulled the lever. Now we¡¯re t-out broke. Looking at the catalog from the DP on the menu, I can¡¯t even summon a goblin with 9 DP. Dragons? Even the weakest version starts at 100000 DP, madam. Haha, someone that thought they could get one with 1000 DP is just too much of an idiot. Looking at the everyday items page, there were a few that could appear with 9 DP. ¡°Alright, I¡¯ve decided.¡± ¡°What is it, Kehma?¡± Using up 5 DP, I summoned a [Buckwheat Pillow]. ¡°I¡¯m going to sleep.¡± ¡°Eh, wai-!?¡± ¡°While I sleep, please be quiet. Good night.¡± Yeah, this is very convenient. Next thing I summon will be a [Futon]. 10000 DP for a [Heavenly Pillow] and 100000 DP for a [Top Quality Futon]. While Iid down closing my eyes, the yapping voice slowly faded out. Chapter 3 Figuring out the Situation ¡°Fuwaah, that was a good sleep¡ is hard to say. Ugh, my body hurts.¡± When I woke up and stood, my shoulders popped loudly. Though the floor wasn¡¯t cold and was slightly warm, it was hard and dimly emitted light. Not a good ce to sleep in. ¡°Gu¡ª, f-finally you woke up Kehma!¡± ¡°Oh Rokuko, how long was I asleep?¡± ¡°You don¡¯t know!? Six hours! Aah I can talk again.¡± Though I don¡¯t know if time flows the same, but it seems that I slept for six hours for now. The 4 DP that I saw before falling asleep became 34 DP. ¡ What¡¯s the timetable for the bandit¡¯s DP? I should probably give up on calcting the exact ie based on their strength. ¡°What time is it outside?¡± ¡°Seven in the morning! By the way, one day is twenty-four hours! Wait, why am I answering you!¡± ¡°I see, thanks. Say ¡®nya¡¯ at the end of your sentences.¡± ¡°Stop joking nya!¡± One day is twenty-four hours. By the way, it seems that one year is twelve months, three hundred sixty-five days in total. It¡¯s good that it¡¯s the same so it¡¯s easy to remember. Though I checked to make sure, I heard that what I can order the body to do on its own depends on my level. Despite this being another world, since little girl does whatever I say if I were a lolicon there would be R-18 developments about right now. I canceled the order for her to add stuff to the end of her sentences and for now reviewed the current situation once again. ¡°What¡¯s the state of the bandits?¡± ¡°They got up and left a bit ago. One person is staying here right now. ¡°Hmmm¡¡± ¡°Well then, I¡¯ll just summon a goblin then. Summon! 20 DP Goblin!¡± ¡°Huh?¡± A glowing magic formation appeared on the floor. The magic formation¡¯s light grew stronger and the moment it shed a small person with an ugly green face appeared. I wonder if it felt like this when I was summoned? Probably. ¡°Alright!¡± ¡°It¡¯s not alright!¡± ¡°Adah¡ª!?¡± I hit Rokuko¡¯s head with a thump. ¡°W-what was that for! The endurance value doesn¡¯t lower! I¡¯ll break!¡± ¡°What are you using DP for on your own, idiot!¡± ¡°Hah? What¡¯s wrong with me using my DP?¡± Ah, so this person is an idiot. ¡°It¡¯s not your DP anymore, it¡¯s my DP. If you want to use it you need my permission, if you don¡¯t want to die that is.¡± ¡°W-what, is that a threat!? If I die, Kehma also dies!¡± ¡°That¡¯s right, if the dungeon core is destroyed I die as well. That¡¯s why I said to not do things at your own convenience!¡± ¡°Ugu¡ª¡ th-then, what now?¡± ¡°For now, teach me about the area around here¡ And can this goblin be returned?¡± ¡°It can¡¯t. Well, it¡¯ll give 2 DP if it¡¯s killed in the dungeon though.¡± ¡°One tenth huh¡ I got it, let¡¯s keep it for now.¡± First of all, I decided to give the goblin the order to wait in the corner of the room for now. ¡ Rather, this room is pretty big. Couldn¡¯t it fit something about the size of a gymnasium in it? No, if you consider that you can summon a dragon isn¡¯t that much natural? ¡°Well, let¡¯s see, first of all this ce is called the [Tsuia Mountain]¡ Incidentally, this dungeon is called the [Ordinary Cave]! Adventurers said so.¡± Is this ce even considered a dungeon. Oi. Thinking about it, this seems to be the dungeon for a name like that. It¡¯s misleading. Well, apart with the room lines with bricks, it does look like an ordinary cave¡ ¡°You said something about adventurers?¡± ¡°It seems the humans made something called an adventurer guild. Though I don¡¯t know how they¡¯re different from knights, I don¡¯t know.¡± There appeared to be knights as well. As for the difference, isn¡¯t it just between being an individual and being part of a peace keeping group? ¡ If Rokuko only knows that general of information from hearing about it, don¡¯t I know more about it? ¡°Are there human towns nearby? If there¡¯s a map show it to me.¡± ¡°You can see it on the menu.¡± I looked at the menu to check. It seems that there is a nearby road going down the mountain. Perhaps the bandits¡¯ aim is that? When I fiddled with the scaling, topography information for the mountain appeared¡ However, at most I was able to understand the surroundings of the mountain. There¡¯s a slightlyrge town nearby the Tsuia Mountain, and some distance beyond the mountain a sea. Ah, so it seems in addition to the town there¡¯s a few viges sprinkled about. ¡ By the way, this map felt veryckadaisical. No, more precisely I wished it provided distances. Well, it¡¯s fine. It seems to be a map of the nearby area. ¡°Hey~, not going to kill the bandits? It¡¯ll be a ton of DP if you kill them you know? I feel that if you do it now, let¡¯s see~, wouldn¡¯t 200 DPe in?¡± That would be approximately like them staying twenty four hours for ten days, I¡¯m told. ¡°No, I still can¡¯t handle the bandits yet.¡± ¡°Why? If it¡¯s just one bandit¡ about ten goblins should be fine?¡± ¡°To gain 200 DP I¡¯d have to invest 200 DP huh¡ in the first ce aren¡¯t you doubting that¡¯s enough DP?¡± I mean, goblins look weak. Ten for a single bandit? ¡°I¡¯ll store up DP for a while. It would be a waste, there are better uses for it. Right now it would be better to not move clumsily and provoke them¡ Clumsily sending out goblins, wouldn¡¯t they say [A goblin came out, let¡¯s destroy the dungeon core!] ?¡± ¡°¡! I didn¡¯t think of that, Kehma is smart!¡± ¡°Rokuko is just stupid. So long as you understand what I say, it¡¯s fine.¡± ¡°O-okay. Got it.¡± Now then, with this she won¡¯t do anything on her own. Since I ordered her. ¡°¡ Let¡¯s see, next is thebyrinth? Making a room is¡ though it depends on the size, if it¡¯s a small rock-faced room it¡¯s 200 DP huh. Passages depend on the length, and traps are separate?¡± ¡°Yes! It¡¯s better to summon monsters than to make rooms. That¡¯s why I didn¡¯t do it.¡± ¡°You can also obtain and ce treasures with DP huh¡ ah, that¡¯s why the pillow was in the treasure category.¡± ¡°That¡¯s right, but is there any reason to ce them? I would rather summon a monster to beat away intruders than use DP for something like tha-¡ wait, what¡¯s with those eyes? They¡¯re unpleasant.¡± Oops, I gave this person making an idiot of herself a disapproving gaze. ¡°Yeah, well speaking of dungeons, rather than monsters you¡¯d picture the image of traps and treasures.¡± ¡°Is that so? The other cores didn¡¯t say anything like that you know?¡± ¡°¡ Now that you mention it, Rokuko said she was Dungeon Core No. 695. Are there 694 others?¡± ¡°I think the number decreased from lots of them dying from their cores being destroyed¡ the dungeon core is our heart.¡± ¡°It¡¯s amazingly risky to leave your heart in nothing but a single room dungeon.¡± ¡°After all, the other cores said the amount of rooms didn¡¯t matter!¡± ¡°Fufun,¡± the blonde-haired loli boastfully threw out her chest that she didn¡¯t have. That t chest¡ maybe I should pat it? ¡°You¡¯re able to contact other cores?¡± ¡°Well, there¡¯s a gathering. Though I wasn¡¯t able to be there this time because of the intruders¡ we¡¯re called together once a year¡ well, it¡¯s like a party. A ce to gather valuable info.¡± ¡°Heeh, so because of that you heard those things?¡± ¡°Yeah, Dungeon Core No. 89 Nee-sama said them. Since 89th Nee-sama is an amazing person with a dungeon in the middle of the imperial capital despite being a humanoid like me! Her number is two digits, her DP ranking is in the top ten, and always cares for me.¡± Isn¡¯t she just cheating this girl? ¡°Come to think of it, 89th Ane-sama got a dragon from 1000 DP gachapon.¡± ¡°That so~. Rather, I¡¯m more interested in her being in the imperial capital or ranking though. For now we need deal with our current crisis somehow though.¡± ¡°That¡¯s right. We can¡¯t do¡ª¡± ¡°Guuu,¡± a sound rang out. ¡ Now that I think about it, I haven¡¯t eaten anything since yesterday. ¡°Duck, or rice¡ do you have food?¡± ¡°Eh? Ah, I see. Monsters eat huh~. I forgot since I don¡¯t need to eat to live.¡± By the way, it seems that whenever a monster came she would always use all the DP she¡¯d stocked up to summon goblins. Once or twice a month, adventurers woulde to exterminate the goblins, mincing up their corpses and heading back. And I seem to be treated the same as a monster. How rude. I used 5 DP to summon bread and water, dividing it a bit with the goblin that was behaving itself in the corner of the room, then ate peacefully. Chapter 4 Let¡¯s Deal With the Bandits Somehow Two days passed since I was summoned. Somehow or another my DP is even 179, no, it¡¯s 180 now. I could summon nine goblins. By the way, I know the reason why the dungeon core wasn¡¯t destroyed. They used it as a hot water bottle. The dungeon core shined faintly and was slightly warm. The bandits¡¯ boss made the dungeon core room his bed, I understood when he put his feet up on the dungeon core and fell asleep. As expected, when I wanted to see how things were going outside, I pulled up the app and saw the dirty soles of his feet on the wall. He kicked dungeon core-san in the heart. ¡°W-well? Even I can earn DP if it¡¯s these guys? It¡¯s a win-win you know? Fufun.¡± Knowing that her heart was being rolled around by some smelly feet, the blonde-haired loli dungeon core was almost in tears. I saw something adorable. ¡°Now then, is there anything to do¡¡± ¡°Summon something! Summon goblins for a ughter!? Ah, a 150 DP lizardman would be good! That guy would never forgive that boss, he¡¯ll stab him over and over!¡± ¡°Idiot. Someone like that would just be stabbed instead.¡± Seems that she was humiliated by her heart being treated like a heater after all. ¡°There are eight enemies, our war potential is overwhelmingly insufficient. If you didn¡¯t summon a goblin to begin with, we would have saved a bit more on food expenses.¡± ¡°Hmph, I didn¡¯t know about that guy¡¯s maintenance costs¡ wait, didn¡¯t you also use some of the DP to summon a [Futon]!?¡± And another thing, it seems you can see anywhere inside the dungeon from the dungeon core. It was a function of the menu. By the way, Rokuko didn¡¯t know that. That makes sense, since it wasn¡¯t a needed feature if you only had a single room. ¡°But, what do we do?¡± ¡°Ah, what¡ hey, what about letters? Can Rokuko write? Can the bandits read?¡± ¡°If that¡¯s it¡ Yea, I can write. I wonder if the bandits can¡¯t read? They seemed to read a book of their spoils, so if it¡¯s easy.¡± ¡°I see. Then, please write down what I say out loud for a sec.¡± ¡°Oka~y.¡± * ¡°Booooss! Please wake up!¡± ¡°Ngah¡?¡± When the bandit boss woke up in the cave, there was a box. Was something like this here yesterday? No, there wasn¡¯t. I would have noticed it before. ¡°What¡¯s this? How¡¯d it get here?¡± ¡°I dunno. But Rodriguez was on guard and said no one came in.¡± ¡°So what, did this just appear out of thin air?¡± ¡°So¡ what now?¡± I checked the box, but it doesn¡¯t look like there are traps set on it. When I carefully opened the box, there was a steel helmet in it. This is a good item, and new at that. ¡°Hey, isn¡¯t this pretty good? Seems like it¡¯d sell for a lot. I might even use it.¡± ¡°Boss, there¡¯s something written on the bottom of the box.¡± ¡°Hm? What¡¯s this shit¡ writing? Oi! Braken, you should be able to read these, read em!¡± ¡°Yah! Lesseee?¡± Showing the box to his underling to read it, it was read. The content was unexpected. [I¨Cam¨Cthe¨Cdanjun¨Ccor. Thank¨Cyou¨Cfor¨Cdefeating¨Cgoblins. This¨Cis¨Ca¨Cgift. If¨Cthere¡¯s¨Cmore¨Cdone, I¨Ccan¨Cgive¨Cmore.] ¡°Dungeon core¡? Oi, this is a dungeon?¡± ¡°Eh, no, this ce was called an [Ordinary Cave].¡± ¡°Ah, hold up boss! When I was an adventurer I heard this dungeon was named [Ordinary Cave]!¡± ¡°Is that true Johnny!?¡± The bandit boss was startled. There was something glittering from the ground, the warmth felt good when he ced his feet on it. Perhaps, was that the dungeon core? He hadn¡¯t heard of being able to talk with dungeon cores, but this was a letter from the dungeon core. To say this was someone¡¯s trick¡ no one came in even with someone standing watch, and there¡¯s this steel helmet no one could have prepared. And ording to the letter, the steel helmet seems to be a gift for defeating the goblins. Perhaps it was the goblins near the dungeon core that he kicked out when he came to the cave. For a bandit boss, five goblins were nothing but small fry. To get a steel helmet like this just for beating some small fry¡ ¡°Oi oi are you serious¡? I see my luck¡¯s turning around¡!¡± Stories of dungeons are famous. There¡¯s a dungeon called [White Labyrinth] in the imperial capital. No, the imperial capital was made where the dungeon was already at after all. As for the dungeon, there were monsters, but it was a ce that produced various treasures, like magic armor. And this is a dungeon. However, there haven¡¯t been any monsters so far. If I had to say anything, there were just the five goblins when we came here. And then there¡¯s this treasure. This steel helmet. ¡°It seems I pleased this dungeon.¡± The bandit boss grinned. The dungeon produced treasure for the person who pleased it¡ in other words, it was the same as holding infinite riches. [If there¡¯s more done, I can give more.] Come to think of it, the goblin corpses had disappeared before they realized it. They thought someone¡¯s subordinate cleaned it up though¡ So that means, in other words, it was something like that. The box that had contained the steel helmet also disappeared before they realized it. * ¡°Whyyyyyyyyyy!! Him-! Why-! Why did we reward someone like that guy-!?¡± The blonde-haired loli was writhing about. [Pen and Ink] was 5 DP, [Wooden Box] was 5 DP, and [High Quality Steel Helm] was 170 DP. And spending the DP I had, we¡¯re broke at 0 DP now. I used all of the DP to give a [Present] to the bandit¡¯s boss. ¡°Why!? It wouldn¡¯t have been very difficult to summon goblins!¡± ¡°Then die when they fail? Hahaha, sorry. I don¡¯t want to die yet. I want to sleep.¡± ¡°T-that¡¯s why, you¡¯re¡ a, a traitor!¡± ¡°We¡¯ve gained some time with this for now. Since we¡¯ll massacre them before long, calm down.¡± ¡°Eh?¡± Maybe because she was astonished that the word massacre came out of my mouth, but Rokuko exposed a goofy face. ¡°Why? You, since you¡¯re human, didn¡¯t you give a tribute in order to help them?¡± ¡°Hah? I just want to be safe in my bed. Even so, why should I leave dangerous guys like bandits alone?¡± ¡°Eeh¡ we-well then, shouldn¡¯t you be hesitating in taking care of people of the same race?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know. I want to sleep. Besides, that doesn¡¯t mean I¡¯ll take care of them directly¡ Ah, since there¡¯s nothing left to do today I¡¯m going to sleep. Alright, good night.¡± I took out the futon andid down. ¡°W-w-wait up! Please exin a bit more!¡± ¡°It can¡¯t be helped huh¡ then I¡¯ll exin some more. Tomorrow. Good night.¡± ¡°D-don¡¯t slee¨C!? ¡!¡± As I fell asleep, I heard Rokuko¡¯s voice fade out. It seems the order from the first day is still effective. Good night. Chapter 5 Let¡¯s Make More Rooms ¡°Ah, that was a good rest¡ is still hard to say. I want a better futon¡¡± ¡°Morning. You really sleep all day¡ don¡¯t you get tired of it?¡± ¡°Nope.¡± ¡°Well, please exin¡ though I want you to, check out the DP.¡± When I opened the menu to check it out, there was 857 DP. ¡°Hmm? Oh, it went up all of a sudden. That was dangerous.¡± ¡°You knew?¡± ¡°Yeah? Ah, I heard it more or less. What happened?¡± ¡°¡ Adventurers attacked.¡± From what I heard, the bandits standing guard seemed to notice adventurers heading towards the dungeon. They ambushed them in the passageway from a blind spot in the room. They then killed the four adventurers. It appears the bandits were uninjured. ¡°So then the bandits took off the adventurers¡¯ gear and took care of the corpses. Then they pushed ¡¯em against the dungeon core. Even if they didn¡¯t do that I would have absorbed them. It seems they understood when I absorbed a corpse they didn¡¯t do that to though.¡± ¡°I see, so they attacked inside the dungeon huh. Aren¡¯t the bandits smarter than Rokuko?¡± ¡°What¡¯s that supposed to mean!?¡± Of course it means what I said you know? Rokuko, who had been grinning, was now sulking from hearing that. ¡°But why? Why did adventurerse that is.¡± ¡°You¡ even though you yourself said that adventurerse once or twice a month¡¡± ¡°Oh. Come to think of it, I did say something like that huh?¡± This cave is probably used to train adventurers while fighting against small fry like the goblins or something. Without destroying the dungeon core, and with what they call this ce, it¡¯s probably used to train rookies. Probably toe and see a real dungeon core. Well, the result of whether rookies coulde to such an [Ordinary Cave] like this and fight eight bandits¡ are as you can see. The bandits, as well as five goblins, couldn¡¯t lose against what looks like were six rookies. Since they didn¡¯t think they¡¯d lose, they robbed, they killed. Because they¡¯re bandits. ¡°Well, with this, the steel helmet and letter from yesterday¡ have had an effect on them.¡± ¡°Bandits want money. So long as we act friendly and demonstrate it is in their interest, using items to satisfy their greed for cash cash, they¡¯ll cooperate with us. Therefore, in order for the bandits to stay in the cave I showed them the steel helmet and letter¡ then, they would procure adventurer corpses for us to turn into DP.¡± In the case they fought outside of the cave, they probably wouldn¡¯t have brought the corpses back to the ce they slept since they don¡¯t seem to have the fetish for that. But if they could make corpses disappear without a trace¡ absorbing them into the dungeon core would decrease their chances of being found. They would even get treasure, too. So they¡¯ll probably bring them back here. Besides, even if it leaks out to the adventurer guild, they¡¯ll realize there¡¯s not even anything to gain from removing the bandits from an [Ordinary Cave]. Therefore, with thoughts like [I want to be in this cave] and [I want treasure], even if they call it the [work of bandits], adventurers will definitely be gotten rid of. That they ambushed them inside the cave was a pleasant bonus. Though if you thought about it, the best thing to do would be to run away without fighting¡ but yeah, they don¡¯t seem to have thought of that. It¡¯s good they¡¯re idiots. ¡°¡ Kehma, isn¡¯t if fine even if the bandits go away?¡± ¡°No, it isn¡¯t fine. We can¡¯t massacre them if they run away. Then wouldn¡¯t the DP I got at great pains be wasted? Being wasteful is no good. I have to wring earnings from them.¡± ¡°¡ Though you¡¯re a human the same as them you call them DP. Kehma, I respect you a little~.¡± ¡°Thanks, then I¡¯m going back to sleep. Good night. ¡°You just got up and you¡¯re already going to bed¡¡± Are you stupid? I wouldn¡¯t be able to go back to sleep if I didn¡¯t just wake up. Even though it was my n to kill adventurers, my conscience does¡¯t feel anything from it. Well, the bandits did kill them on their own when I was sleeping, and I didn¡¯t see the said corpses either. I wonder if I¡¯ll wind up directly killing someone here before long? What¡¯ll I think then? ¡ Whatever, it¡¯s fine since I¡¯ve already be something called a dungeon master. I feel refreshed from going to sleep. Our DP also increased a little. ¡°Increase the amount of rooms. Buy another box too. Is there still ink?¡± ¡°Eh- yeah. There is? But, to make a room that costs 850 of the precious DP?¡± Rokuko replied in disappointment as she looked at the DP catalog of monsters that could be summoned for 800 DP and below. Hahaha, is this blonde-haired loli learning? ¡°Well, adding rooms¡ let¡¯s see, though I am able put items down when there¡¯s invaders, I can only take monsters out from the dungeon core and can¡¯t add rooms. Then how will I get the bandits to go out¡? They don¡¯t look particrly easy to defeat either¡ Well, go ahead write what I say.¡± * ¡°Bossss! A box appeared again!¡± ¡°Oh! What¡¯re you waiting for, move!¡± The bandit¡¯s boss jumped up from the floor. No, he literally jumped up to open the box. Inside of it is¡ what¡¯s this? His head tilted as he saw what was inside. ¡°¡ A pillow? But magic items are¡!¡± Despite giving me a steel helmet for five goblins, what¡¯s with this shabby thing for four adventurer corpses? Was the number the important part? While the bandit¡¯s boss thought that, an underling read out the words written inside the box. Y6CgSK6 [You saved me! You¡¯re pretty strong! I want to¨Cthank you! Since they¨Cwere¨Cin the¨Cdungeon¨Cpresent¨Cquickly. I am¨Cadding¨Crooms. Since it¡¯s¨Cdangerous¨Ceveryone go¨Coutside. Please¨Cgo outside¨Csoon.] I see, so the present is more rooms? Since it was definitely small when all eight of them entered, it might have been taking that into ount. So, agreeing with that, they all went outside the cave. As soon as they left the cave¡¯s entrance, there were immediately crunching rock sounds echoing from the cave. About ten minutes went by. Going inside shortly after the noises stopped, the dungeon core that was on the floor until now was missing and there was a passage which lead inside along with a wooden door. A little flustered, they went inside and saw one more room on each side of the passage. Two more rooms in total were added, with the dungeon core in the room on the right. In addition to the two added rooms, there was the same room that was part of the cave since the start. It felt strange that the ce they called a hideout had a wooden door. It only took ten minutes for the cave to expand. Would it probably have taken about a month if it were done by manpower? No, if there was a skilled magician it might have been done at the same speed. Three rooms in all. It simply increased to three times the amount until now. Moreover, there seems to be a single bed installed in the left room. Was the pillow from the box put there for this? Was this prepared for me? What¡¯s this, aren¡¯t you a cute fellow. The bandit¡¯s boss muttered so. * ¡°¡ Dammit¡ why, why did you spend 440 DP for a guy like that¡!¡± ¡°Oi oi, 10 DP for the box and pillow, 20 DP for two wooden doors, 10 DP for a bed¡ that¡¯s altogether 40 DP used for the bandits, what are you talking about?¡± ¡°Hah? That room was 200 DP you know.¡± ¡°That¡¯s a stupid thing to say. That room is different from the steel helmet, it can¡¯t be taken from the dungeon to be sold for money. It¡¯s our fixed asset.¡± Rokuko stupidly tilted her head to the side when she didn¡¯t understand what I said. Yeah, this is a dungeon core in another world, and her appearance is different than her age¡ this blonde-haired loli is probably younger than she looks. Almost definitely. ¡°I expanded the dungeon because it was necessary. I¡¯ll teach you the advantage in having more rooms¡ if we can have six goblins per room, with three rooms you can ce up to eighteen of them.¡± ¡°Wow, that¡¯s incredible! Let¡¯s add more rooms!¡± Yup, you consenting to that is even more incredible. ¡°¡ Wait, huh? T-this is serious! Though there was 860 DP it¡¯s gone now!¡± ¡°Oh, it¡¯s because I used it¡¡± ¡°Eh? W-what did you use it on!?¡± ¡°Look, this.¡± I showed the dungeon map from the menu. I left the entrance momentarily, and outside of the passage I had made a cave simr to the original cave a bit of a distance away. 200 DP for the room, 30 DP for five meters of pathway. Though since I didn¡¯t have to make a pathway outside of the cave, I made it close to one kilometer away. It ended up quite cheap, though it used the rest of the DP. ¡°¡ Hah, I never would have thought about extending the dungeon outside of the entrance. That¡¯s a different way of thinking. Well, why did you do it? Isn¡¯t it an obvious waste of DP?¡± ¡°Ah, be d. This is your heart¡¯s desire, the goblin room!¡± ¡°Yay~? ¡ Eh, my heart¡¯s desire?¡± ¡°Aren¡¯t goblins your favorite?¡± Isn¡¯t she always with the ¡®send a goblin send a goblin¡¯? That¡¯s why I though that Rokuko liked goblins. To be surrounded and served by goblins. ¡°¡ No, I don¡¯t have any feelings like that.¡± ¡°I don¡¯t mind. To each their own. You are unrted to your goblin fetish, partner.¡± ¡°No, what do you mean!? What¡¯s with that ¡®I understand¡¯ face!?¡± ¡°By the way, I¡¯m not a lolicon. I have a foot fetish. My evaluation of Rokuko¡¯s feet is good.¡± ¡°No no no! Really, what do you mean!? Moreover, you¡¯re looking down on me!¡± For the time being, the DP was exhausted, so I went to sleep for the third time. Chapter 6 Let¡¯s Use Magic for the First Time Since I ran out of DP by adding rooms, I also ran out of things to do. That didn¡¯t change even after I slept and woke up again. I still didn¡¯t have enough DP¡ On that subject, what of the restroom and my meals? I¡¯ll say this. I eat three meals a day, each set of bread and water (5 DP). By the way, the bread thates out isn¡¯t hard brown bread. I can choose from pastries or simple prepared breads. I choose thergest portion of bread whenever possible and share it with the goblin to eat. Though next is the restroom, it¡¯s the corner of the room¡ Well, I should have toilet paper prepared and have it partitioned off right? However, it can¡¯t be helped since I don¡¯t leave the master room. Since the dungeon core absorbs all of the trash and excrement without even leaving a smell behind, I¡¯m really thankful. Rokuko puts on a reluctant expression when she absorbs poop though. ¡°¡ How would you like to watch someone poop in your heart, oi?¡± ¡°Hahaha, a girl saying something as improper as poop. Isn¡¯t it fine? There¡¯s also goblin poop, isn¡¯t Rokuko¡¯s goblin fetish crying from happiness?¡± ¡°Hey, do you really think that about me!? Do you even see me as intelligent life!?¡± ¡°Oh, well, an enigmatic creature¡ kind of. Oh, but I have said before that just your feet are highly rated. They have a lightplexion and absolutely healthy.¡± ¡°Nooo this master is scary.¡± Even so, I haven¡¯t been in a tub or entered a shower to bathe in several days. I wonder if my hair is going to start smelling soon¡ then I saw the goblin next to me. It had its ugly face andrge fangs as usual. Clothes? It wore just a rag wrapped around its waist. A wild style. If such a wild guy were neglected for a few days wouldn¡¯t he start to smell like a dog? ¡ Is what I thought. However, he was clean. Does he have some kind of secret? ¡°Oh, I used the life magic [Cleanup] on him.¡± It was magic. Right, this is a fantasy world. ¡°Magic huh, if it¡¯s magic there¡¯s no helping it then. Then could you use it on me as well?¡± ¡°Eh, you want me to clean you?¡± ¡°¡ Oh, the goblin gets better treatment because of your goblin fetish huh.¡± ¡°That¡¯s not it! I didn¡¯t know the dungeon master wanted [Cleanup]! Rather, use it on yourself!¡± ¡°No no no, what¡¯s with the assumption I can use magic?¡± ¡°Eh, you can¡¯t use it?¡± ording to her, everyone seems to be able to use magic. Even humans. Even the bandits used it when I wasn¡¯t watching¡ Can I use it too? I¡¯ll ask how to use it. ¡°Just charge magic power and simply use [Cleanup].¡± I don¡¯t get it at all. What do she mean by ¡®charge magic power¡¯? ¡®Simply use [Cleanup]¡¯ she says. She¡¯s the kind of person that wouldn¡¯t write down how many teaspoons or grams of salt to use in the recipe book. I¡¯m not one of this world¡¯s magic humans, oi! Even beginners are beginners! ¡°¡ Kehma, can¡¯t you use the menu? It¡¯s the same thing as that alright?¡± ¡°Seriously? [Cleanup]¡ Oh, it worked.¡± Along with the sensation of beingpletely covered by a membrane of carbonated water starting at my feet, my body was cleaned. With this, I¡¯m free to sleep in peace of mind that my body is clean. I¡¯ll use it immediately after waking up so that I can feel refreshed and go back to sleepfortably. I wonder if something like MP is expended? There¡¯s even a pleasant tired feeling. Isn¡¯t this the most optimal magic in order to sleep? This is wonderful. ¡°By the way, though manifesting life magic only requires a mental image and magic power, those aren¡¯t the only requirements. For stronger ones it¡¯s no good unless you use scrolls to memorize them you know?¡± ¡°Scroll¡?¡± ¡°Yeah, though you can theoretically learn to manifest it by yourself, that¡¯s at an [Unrealistic and Impossible] level. That¡¯s what researchers are for. Well, I normally learn magic by using scrolls. I don¡¯t have any to use though¡ Ah, aren¡¯t they in the DP catalog?¡± Examining it when she said that, there were treasures and items like [Scroll of Fire Ball (500 DP)] and [Scroll of Ice Barrier (700 DP)]. The attributes were the standard four elements: earth, water, wind, and fire. There seemed to be special attributes like light, darkness, and space-time as well. Furthermore, they were each divided into ranks: bottom ss, low ss, middle ss, upper ss, top ss, emperor ss, and divine ss. Fire Ball seemed to be ssified as low ss fire attribute magic. Meanwhile, I¡¯m interested on this middle ss earth attribute magic. [Scroll of Create Golem (10000 DP)] I¡¯m very interested. If I use this, wouldn¡¯t I have a servant that¡¯ll do whatever I say? Well, even Rokuko is in a servant-like state that she does whatever I say. All the same, since I¡¯d feel awkward if it¡¯s a little girl, I want something like a robot. Though I want that item soon, I wonder if I should go with that or use that DP for the [Heavenly Pillow]¡ Chapter 7 The Bandits¡¯ Boss In the end, two days passed by uneventfully since I added more rooms. The bandits seems to have taken a vacation and spent all of their time in the dungeon, half of themying down drinking sake. I thought they¡¯d attack travelers and merchants every day, bit it seems I was wrong. They were taking a holiday while their boss was out overnight, I wonder what he¡¯s doing? Well, it¡¯s fine though since thanks to that I got a lot of DP with just that little. Well, the boss came back with seven more thugs. Though I guess he invited them from somewhere, their strength¡ even if I calcte the DP backwards froming in, they¡¯re just thugs after all. One person was roughly between 10-15 DP per day, so seven more people increases the daily ie by around 70-105 DP? Simply delicious. In addition to that, when they went out they came back with a young person that was probably an adventurer. Yep, gagged and tied with rope, it was a woman. They started stabbing the young person with their swords as I thought that. These people are scary. When the ughter finished, they watched the pool of blood be absorbed by the dungeon in mute amazement. ¡°Oh, a decent amount of DP came in. 300 DP huh.¡± ¡°¡ Goblin Lover Rokuko, don¡¯t summon fifteen goblins.¡± Oh yeah. It was a present to the dungeon, yeah. Wasn¡¯t their effort good? Let¡¯s reward them¡ So, since it seems that it took a considerable amount of time for them to stab the adventurer to death, I decided to give them a sharp iron sword (150 DP). 520 DP left. I want to save up more¡ ¡°Hey, I wanted you to add something like more rooms ya know?¡± Seeing this, even though the bandit¡¯s boss had the sword in his hand, heined while dissatisfied. What¡¯s with you, even though I took great pains to bless you with a sword. ¡°Haah, say that earlier, whatever.¡± ¡°What now? Going to make a room?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t feel like using more DP¡ ah, that¡¯s right.¡± * Going to town, I went to sell the plundered goods. Well, even though I say that I went to town, more precisely I went to a slum around the outer wall. As I expected, public order wasn¡¯t so bad that a bandit boss like me could go inside the walls¡ it¡¯d be different if I did a bit of bribing though. Ah, about the steel helmet I got from the dungeon, I decided to not sell it and use it. It¡¯s probably good to take care of something like a first present. Well, I obtained seven newpanions from the street. Street thugs, people in my profession, runaway ves¡ well, everyone gives off that kind of feeling. While I was at it, I attacked and stunned a brat adventurer who was walking along the path, bringing them back to the base. Hahaha, it really is a dangerous ce away from the city. Rookies shouldn¡¯te to the mountainside by themselves ya know. Because of that, I took put it in the dungeon for it to make another room, feeding it the corpse. The seven newpanions had surprised faces when they saw a stiff beingpletely eaten by the ground. ¡°Boss, a box came out!¡± ¡°Ooh¡ wait, what¡¯s this? A sword?¡± A sword was put into the box. An iron sword. The item was a better quality than I¡¯d used so far. But, that isn¡¯t what I want right now. I want a room. As expected, with seven more people it¡¯s cramped. Well, it was six people in a small room before. Thinking about the two people rotating out to stand guard, entering the rooms that were increased to three was cramped. I want a new room soon. When I mumbled that, a new box came out. ¡°Yeah, what is it this time?¡± Taking the box, [Since it wasn¡¯t enough to make a new room, make one yourself] was written on the bottom of it. Inside were three brand new pickaxes. Chapter 8 Going Well He was angry about getting a pick when he said he wanted another room. I don¡¯t get it. If the space is open beforehand, I can save DP though¡ Then three days passed without anything happening. By the way, the bandits were digging a room with the pickaxes whileining. Though it seems they were throwing the stone and dirt they dug up out of the dungeon, I reimed it as treasure. Though it wasn¡¯t even 1 DP, I was right in doing that since they seemed to like me pitching in with the expansion. They¡¯re simple guys. ¡°Hmm? Did someone approach?¡± Rokuko muttered. ¡°It isn¡¯t a bandit?¡± ¡°It feels different. Probably an adventurer. The bandits seem to have noticed too, should we ambush it?¡± ¡°Is that so¡ in all likelihood, it¡¯s adventurers from beforeing back to investigate.¡± Though it¡¯s abrupt, it¡¯s a good opportunity. Thinking about the bandit extermination n, I decided to talk to Rokuko. I talked to her about not doing anything unnecessary. ¡°Since they purposely came here to investigate, these guys are definitely more skilled than the adventurers from before. Since it would be pointless if they weren¡¯t more useful than thest ones that didn¡¯t return.¡± Even the realized, they couldn¡¯t let theme and see the changes to the [Ordinary Cave]. Therefore, there was no choice but to kill the adventurers. Then, after killing this adventurer, more and more wille to investigate next time. ¡ Of course, the prepared adventurers would be stronger and stronger. Though I don¡¯t know if it will continue indefinitely, the bandits would be defeated sooner orter. Right, this was the bandit extermination n that I had thought out. Well, my job was to just wait until the point the bandits gave up this spot. Hmm? You think I¡¯m doing nothing but sleeping? No no, nothing like that. The bandits asionally hunt to go get food and give some of the game they catch to the dungeon. (Though they¡¯re parts like bones and organs that the bandits don¡¯t eat, they¡¯re still DP) And in return, I teach them how to fight effectively in the cave by writing in the box. Of course the most delicious thing would be for either the adventurers or the bandits to die in the dungeon, their DP is tasty. ¡ Dammit, I don¡¯t want to wooork¡! However, it¡¯s still fine since the DP tributes from the bandits were easy work. ¡°Oh¡ Kehma, that¡¯s amazing! To have thought of something like that!¡± ¡°Yeah. By the way, that goblin room is actually going to be made into a dummy [Ordinary Cave]. In addition, when the timees, move the core there. We¡¯ll feign ignorance and say [Eh? Bandits? My dungeon is unrted though?].¡± ¡°Eeh, so that¡¯s it¡ I thought you forgot that monsters could only be taken out of the dungeon core when there are intruders for sure.¡± Oh, I forgot that. ¡°The adventurers will arrive soon.¡± ¡°Yeah, I can see with some effort.¡± * ¡°Boss, adventurers areing.¡± ¡°Yeah, as expected, let¡¯s ambush ¡¯em.¡± ¡°Expected?¡± ¡°Yeah, inside the box with the sword was written to defend against attacking adventurers.¡± By the way, the bandit¡¯s boss had been studying his letters recently and was able to read simple sentences. Since the letters(or is it correct to call it a treasure box?) from the dungeon were written with simple sentences. Even the bandit¡¯s boss could read it. [TN: Difference between letter and treasure box is a single kanji. Punny.] Well, it¡¯s reasonable to learn how to read in order to read letters from a dungeon¡ and the bandit¡¯s boss was proud of his intelligence. I in particr think making this dungeon their base made them smarter, and they became conceited. I wonder if they¡¯ll go back to being fools when they leave the dungeon¡ probably. ¡°¡ That¡¯s right, let¡¯s use the neers. If they kill ¡¯em well they can enter the top brass.¡± ¡°Got it. And us?¡± ¡°We¡¯ll tidy up the fatigued adventurers after the neers fail. It¡¯s fine if it goes smoothly.¡± In fact, many of their strategies came from the dungeon. Using the neers, crushing the unusable ones early. This was one of the strategies taught by the dungeon. Enduring wind and rain, they use their base to amass money. That is the status of the bandits. Though it would naturally be dangerous if their base was exposed, there would be no danger if they killed the people that came one by one¡ was written in the letter from the dungeon, but the bandit¡¯s boss probably came up with that as well. Entering from the entrance to the dungeon, there is a blind spot in the corner of the room¡ well, since it was small the most that could be jammed in there was seven or eight people altogether. The neers waited there. The non-neer bandits waited in the additional rooms to the left and right of the passage. They could give supporting attacks at any time. ¡°Huh? Wasn¡¯t the dungeon core right here?¡± Those words were thest for one of the three adventurers. A neer brandished his sword towards the defenseless adventurer that appeared and rushed at him. ¡°Eat this!¡± He struck his defenseless neck with the blunt rusted sword, killing him by breaking the bones in his neck. You did it neer, are you a delinquent or something? You recklessly tried to look cool and were noisy. Though you were told to be silent until you attack, were you fussy about being a delinquent as you tried to kill someone for the first time? But the adventurer was killed in the first attack. You could call the result good luck. ¡°E, eeeeh-! With this I¡¯m in the top brass!¡± ¡°Bennis!? Tch, bandits!? [sh]!¡± ¡°Eh? Gobeh-¡± The adventurer¡ the swordsman¡¯s counterattack cut halfway through the neer¡¯s neck. As you¡¯d expect, it¡¯s at the level where he won¡¯t survive if he doesn¡¯t receive high-ss recovery magic right now¨Cin other words, there¡¯s no saving him. That sharp sword must be taken care off well¡ no, that swordsmen is skilled and at any rate used a skill. The delinquent crumbled with a thud. Though none of the blockheads watched the body quietly finish falling down, the adventurers reacted faster than the bandit neers. ¡°Shit, he has a skill! Press on, use numbers¡! ¨CGubo-¡± An adventurer pierced the back of his leather armor with an arrow. The neer quickly died after his chest was pierced. Probably because the adventurer didn¡¯t think he¡¯d die in a single blow, another arrow pierced through his head. High power quick shots. High uracy, too. Does the rearguard adventurer use an offensive bow skill? But the solution for that is to draw close to make archers powerless. They didn¡¯t shift around to take positions in the passage, I wonder if they¡¯re not ustomed tobat? They won¡¯t run away without theirrades, I think. From there it was a stomp. Though they were missing a person, they had good cooperation. The adventurers seem to be more skilled than the neers. That much was obvious when they used skills, but they couldn¡¯t win against the numbers. The swordsman was surrounded, and the archer approached the dead shield¡¯s body, copsing. Concerning the result of the neers trying to look cool, in exchange for five people, the three adventurers were dealt with. The neers finished off the surviving adventurers¡ well, two of the three were killed, but one didn¡¯t survive. Fortunately a neer that was a former mercenary killed an adventurer and was added to the top brass as promised. ¡°Since adding more neers from here on will be a headache¡ it would be good to have a mediator. A surviving mercenary and an escaped ve huh¡ the delinquents are useless¡ ¡ Now then, can we get more rooms with this? Pleeease, my lovely Dungeon-chan!¡± Then, a box came out. The contents written were [Good work! Since I¡¯m going to add more rooms, please go outside]. Fortunately, food filled the box. The bandit¡¯s boss even saw something he¡¯d never seen before, sweet smelling bread was inside. It smells like the luxury fruit known as a melon¡ coincidentally, the boss was able to get a whiff of it once before. Enthralled by that alone¨Cwell, let¡¯s not talk about it. About the bread, when the new top brass were given a taste as a reward, they began eating it with amazing momentum, saying [This is the first time I¡¯ve eaten such a sweet and delicious bread! I promise my loyalty to boss from now on!] Towards their expressions that were more serious than when they joined the group, he couldn¡¯t help but giving a wry smile. * The adventurers seem to have been more stupid than I thought. If they were careful with their scouting, they could have prevented the bandit¡¯s surprise attack. Or maybe they underestimated the [Ordinary Cave] after all? They may have thought it was no problem even if they were ambushed by something on the level of goblins. They probably didn¡¯t think that the danger increased much while they traveled here? ¡ The rookies may have been caught in an ident, they probably thought that. In any case, they should have been more caution when they rookies didn¡¯t return. It was bad for them to neglect that. ¡°Yay, it¡¯s delicious! Those bandits saw something good. The dungeon core hasn¡¯t even been stepped on recently.¡± ¡°They¡¯re the culprits though.¡± Whatever, we got 1900 this time, so there¡¯s 2951 DP now¡ Roughly five bandits for 1000, and 900 for the three adventurers huh. The we lost the steady ie from the five, it was a good return. ¡°¡ Should we add more rooms as requested then? Since they did their best extending from the room on the left, I¡¯ll add one facing the inside to each side. It might be good to make one a jail¡ oh right, food service. ¡°Meh lun bred? What¡¯s this? Something like that¡¯s on the DP menu?¡± ¡°Want some?¡± I got [Assorted Sweet Buns (15 DP)] [Assorted Bread Dishes (15 DP)] [Vegetable/Dried Meat Set (15 DP)] and a [Box (5 DP)] to put it in, sending it out to the bandits with a message to enter the dungeon. Because I used 630 DP to add more rooms, there was 2271 DP remaining. ¡ Still a long way to go for 10000 DP. Chapter 9 Let¡¯s Use DP ¡°What¡¯s this, so good! [Melon Bread] is stupidly good! Kehma, you eat delicious things like this!?¡± The slovenly dungeon core seemed anxious about the melon bread, taking a bite of it. She scoffed up this rest of it with sparkling eyes. You can eat bread? I mean you can eat things? That¡¯s the first time I saw it. ¡°W-what? Even I can eat food!¡± ¡°But, isn¡¯t it unneeded? ¡°Though that¡¯s right, it¡¯s a luxury. Luxuries¡ isn¡¯t there more?¡± As far as this goes, it¡¯s 5 DP for one you know? For a set of drinks that is. Since ites with an assortment of six sweet rolls, it was haughty to ask for a set. No, I also gave the bandits a bread assortment. She didn¡¯t notice. Additionally, since it was a cheap 5 DP for a barrel of beverages¡ it felt considerably overpriced¡ ¡°Well, there are various kinds of bread, but we wouldn¡¯t be saving DP¡¡± ¡°I-isn¡¯t it ok? We have 2000 now you know? S-so, i-if we use just a little¡¡± Ah, her eyes were serious. ¡°You even used it on your own to buy a [Pillow] and a [Futon]! Isn¡¯t a little for me fine!?¡± ¡°Even though I gave you a goblin~?¡± ¡°Wha-! G-Gobsuke has nothing to do with this! Besides, doesn¡¯t Kehma use 20 DP every day for food to eat!¡± When did you name it!? That¡¯s news to me! ¡°Rather, I give the goblin half of my meal. The goblin actually costs more than 20 DP due to maintenance costs¡ rather isn¡¯t he a good-for-nothing with our present condition? He¡¯sple~tely your pet now right?¡± ¡°T-that¡¯s not it! Gobsuke can be helpful! Right, Gobsuke!?¡± The subject suddenly changed, Gobsuke stared nkly in puzzlement with a [Eh? What, why did this the conversation shift?]. I wondered, it felt like the fangs jutting out under it¡¯s nose looked made it¡¯s face look doggish. ¡ Would it eat dog food? ¡°Whatever. Honestly, I don¡¯t mind as long as you don¡¯t use too much¡ anyway, if we each buy drink and bread assortments from now on, our DP expenditure won¡¯t change.¡± That probably suppressed her, seeing as how she fell silent. ¡°Yay! Then get a bread assortment out at once!¡± ¡°Couldn¡¯t you have gotten them yourself? You¡¯ve also used DP from the menu right?¡± ¡°Eh? But, I¡¯ve never seen [Assortment of Bread] or [Melon Bread] before you know? ¡Huh, there¡¯s more? O~h, I can choose from [ck Bread], [White Bread] and [Melon Bread]! I didn¡¯t know!¡± Hm? What? ¡°Oi, say your choices again.¡± ¡°Eh? The three things are [ck Bread] [White Bread] and [Melon Bread]?¡± ¡°¡ ¡ That¡¯s it?¡± ¡°? Yeah, but what do you mean?¡± For my [Bread Assortment (5 DP)]¡ the choices are [Cream-filled Roll] [Bean Paste Roll] [Jam Roll] [Steamed Roll] [Apple Pie] [Deep-fried Bread], changing the DP. ¡°Do you know what this is?¡± ¡°¡ Bread, right? What¡¯s this, it¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve seen it shaped like this. I mean, the bread Kehma produces is wrapped in something transparent, can I eat that?¡± ¡°No, you don¡¯t eat it. You tear the stic open and eat what¡¯s inside¡ by the way, this is called a [Bean Paste Roll]. Try it.¡± ¡°Eeeh, so this is called a [Bean Paste Roll]¡ nom¡~~~! So good! [Bean Paste Rolls] are also amazing! Eeeh, there¡¯s yellow stuff inside. Ooh, so good! What¡¯s this, so good-¡± I thought of something and had passed her a [Cream-filled Roll]. ¡°Rokuko, look at the bread assortment menu again and see if your choices increased or not.¡± ¡°Eh? ¡®Kay¡ There¡¯s more. [Bean Paste Roll] was added. Eeeh, so something like this can happen too.¡± ¡°So next, take out a [Bean Paste Roll]. You can mix it with the melon bread.¡± ¡°Really!? Fufufu, then, half and half, three of each¡ fufu, fufufu!¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯m taking a [Bean Paste Roll].¡± ¡°AAAAAAAH!?¡± Incidentally, when Rokuko took out the [Bread Assortment], I took a [Bean Paste Roll]¡ Yeah, that¡¯s a [Cream-filled Roll]. Even the way it looked, it was a [Cream-filled Roll]. Additionally, it wasn¡¯t reproduced with the stic and was bare. ¡°Sorry, Rokuko. That was a [Cream-filled Roll]. This one is a [Bean Paste Roll].¡± ¡°Eh, really? Heeh, so this is a [Bean Paste Roll]. Hehe, this one is red on the inside! ¡ Super sweet! I love this one too! The genuine [Bean Paste Roll] is amazing!¡± Sorry for deceiving you again. That¡¯s a [Jam Roll]. Strawberry jam. ¡°It¡¯s fine to take out another. Make it four [Cream-filled Rolls] and two [Bean Paste Rolls] this time.¡± ¡°What this, you want to please me that much? Aaah mou, Kehma is shining today! Four [Cream-filled Rolls] and two [Bean Paste Rolls]!¡± ¡°¡ Oh, what were your choices?¡± ¡°Eh? Ah, now that you mention it they increased again¡ Alright, I brought them out you know? Is it okay to eat them?¡± Seeing what Rokuko exchanged DP for, there were four [Cream-filled Rolls] and two [Jam Rolls]. ¡ I see. Apparently, it seems the DP menu¡¯s priority is what the person themselves recognizes. And likely, [What you don¡¯t know isn¡¯t on the menu]. Just looking to make sure, other than the missing stic, only the name was incorrect. Did she absorb it or something? Ah, that¡¯s not it, but she does absorb trash every day¡ is it recognition after all? Nevertheless, there¡¯s a high possibility it¡¯s not limited to things that exist in this world. I¡¯ve never seen a dragon even though it¡¯s on the menu¡ though it could be a default thing for a dungeon master. Though I wanted to verify it a little more, it became a hassle. I didn¡¯t want to waste DP either. ¡°It¡¯s okay to eat right? Right?¡± ¡°Yeah, go for it¡ Alright, since that¡¯s enough for four days, eat it carefully yeah? Split it with Gobsuke.¡± ¡°Hae-!?¡± Biting into a [Cream-filled Roll], Rokuko froze. Don¡¯t worry, even if you finish eating them today, I¡¯ll share mine with Gobsuke. Though I won¡¯t say it. Chapter 10 The Bandit Bought ves Two days after the bandits lost five neers, the bandit¡¯s boss lead some neers in with him. A whopping eighteen people¡ Since the seven new guys were reduced by five, that with the other eight it became ten in total. So with these new guys, twenty-eight, a 2.8x increase in one go. Where¡¯s he getting them from¡ as I thought that, I noticed two were attacking adventurers that had been tied up to be used as sacrifices. Well, even with that, that¡¯s still twenty-six. Isn¡¯t this already the scale of a small vige? ¡°Oh, other than those two sacrifices they¡¯re all ves.¡± ¡°How do know that? ¡ Ah, the cors? Well, two sacrifices¡ okay, guess I¡¯ll add two rooms in the back. As you¡¯d expect, it¡¯s a priority to make sure they fit so we can get the DP¡¡± Looking from above, I added a room shaped like a square in the upper right side. Rather, is it okay for ves to be sold to bandits in this world? ¡°I¡¯d heard that humans whomit crimes are turned into criminal ves, but¡¡± ¡°So the bandits are buying returned criminals eh? That¡¯s a draining basket¡¡± Well, they were obviously nonbatants¡there were women, or rather little girls. In this world, there¡¯s no reason to look filthy since there¡¯s life magic. ¡ Yep, their eyes were full of malice and they were nearly nude. Heck, wasn¡¯t the ve the boss had obviously in the single digit age range? So they bought a child with eyes like a dead fish like that. Will he raise her as his daughter? Oi, she even has dog ears¡ wait, oi. She is a sex ve. You lolicon! Coming here with this R18 development! Well, it was only men till now¡ Stripping the scant rags off of her, he used the magic Cleanup while suspiciously stroking her body with his hands. He stuck his face onto her with a dirty sound, pushing her down onto the bed¡ ah, yep. Cut. She has eyes like a dead fish. Perfectly a Doll-san. ¡°Wooow¡ wooooow, amazing¡. I didn¡¯t know humans could still have reproductive behaviors with such a small body, wo-¡ I-is Kehma aiming for me!?¡± ¡°No, I don¡¯t like forcing people. To begin with, someone small like you isn¡¯t in my strike zone! I¡¯m not a lolicon!¡± ¡°B-but you evaluate feet right? Mine, as well as that human ve¡¯s.¡± ¡°Her bare feet are all tattered, even though they have such a good shape, it¡¯s a waste. Damn, I¡¯d like to at least have her wear some socks.¡± ¡ If possible, knee socks would be good. White knee socks, ck knee socks. Maybe not knee socks, but a cor and stockings to match that important part of a dog, the dog ears? ¡ Oi, erase the filthy bandits that are on the screen. ¡°I get the feeling it¡¯ll be ten minutes at most¡¡± ¡°Don¡¯t pay them any attention. Well, I¡¯m going to goy down¡ The DP we got from the sacrifices this time was pretty good.¡± * What¡¯s so good about being a bandit¡ I can¡¯t enter a town normally, and shopping costs even more with a middleman. Though I talk to the peddlers to not break our cover, they take advantage and raise the prices. We have to do amateur repairs on our weapons ourselves since we can¡¯t even go to a cksmith, so we just use crushing weapons. Thinking about my weapon breaking while I¡¯m using it sends shivers down my spine. Gold. Our lives our consumed by gaining it. Though I say that, it¡¯s better than risking your life as a mercenary. However, strength can steal anything. Though the ie isn¡¯t stable, the returns are huge. Moreover, in my time as a mercenary I heard it was possible to join something called the Hidden Guild. Don¡¯t attack wagons that had the Hidden Guild¡¯s mark, that was the rule. But there many merits. You could get anything so long as you had the money¡ well, it was expensive though. One thing is the brothel¡ though it was nothing but a tent in the slum, it had women. Since bandits obviously couldn¡¯t enter the town, we can¡¯t go to normal brothels. But sexual desire builds up. Adventurers are nothing but men, and women adventurers only seed since they gather attention and are hard to attack. Therefore, we can¡¯t help but get the assistance of the Hidden Guild¡¯s prostitutes. Even a bandit¡¯s boss has toe to the Hidden Guild¡¯s brothel for that. Though they didn¡¯t have satisfactory women, we could only gaze at the feet of the average high-quality downtown brothel with the price. Still, you can¡¯t buy a good woman without the money for it. ¡ It¡¯s just better to buy one. With that thought, the bandit¡¯s boss bought the cheapest woman. A demi-human child that wasn¡¯t even in the two-digit age range came out. Not even human. The Hidden Guild¡¯s cheapest prostitute didn¡¯t have clothes and only had a ve cor. Not even trained, it didn¡¯t know what to do by itself. Though if this one¡¯s ears and tail were cut off it would look closer to a human, even that wasn¡¯t done. Most likely, it would have been a bother to pay for a demi-human ve to be treated by recovery magic, or maybe just for someone¡¯s entrics. If you didn¡¯t use recovery magic, she would be in danger of dying¡ are corpses preferable? But it was too small to begin with. It was ridiculous for her to call herself a prostitute like that. Though the fruit was immature, a woman was a woman. Grasping its delicate arm that seemed like it would break from contact, I took her. The feeling wasn¡¯t bad. Rather, the young and smooth skin was reminiscent of the luxury brothel¡¯s prostitute that I was taken to by a senior in my times as a mercenary. It was arousing. After the act, the bandit¡¯s boss decided to begin buying crime ves. The Hidden Guild dealt with ves of all kinds. Dying ves were cheap, healthy ves were expensive. Killing adventurers reduces the number of neers I have, so it¡¯ll be better to get crime ves that have experience killing. That¡¯s what the bandit¡¯s boss was thinking. Sooner orter my underlings will also need sex ves¡ though sex ves are more expensive than crime ves, it can¡¯t be helped since they¡¯re luxury items. Let¡¯s buy some if there¡¯s a bit of left over funds. The bandit¡¯s boss lined up the ves he¡¯d bought. The demi-human child he bought in the brothel was lined up as well. Though he felt the money previously spent in the brothel before buying this would be wasted, since they were cheap, he decided to buy them. They were also priced dirt cheap. Or rather, they were almost for free, a bonus for taking other ves as well. He¡¯d wondered if they were about to be disposed of, their prices were cheaper than ten pieces of tough ck bread. Hefortably caressed the child ve that was almost free of charge¡ remembering the reminiscent feel of the high ss prostitute, the bandit¡¯s boss felt that he¡¯d profited. As long as it became yours, you didn¡¯t need to worry about a penalty price for breaking or ripping it up. It was your responsibility to widen unusable holes and cut off the tail and ears. ¡°¡ Should I wait to cut off its ears and tail till it grows up a bit? It¡¯d be a waste for it to die after going through so much trouble. I want the original at least.¡± Carrying the sluggish demi-human child that walked slowly, the bandit¡¯s boss headed toward the [Ordinary Cave]. On the way, we attacked a pair of adventurers we noticed from behind, capturing them alive. That was good. With this we might have another room to put the ves in. ¡°I¡¯m so lucky!¡± Kuku, the bandit¡¯s bossughed. Chapter 11 The End of the Bandits It¡¯s been a week since the adventurers attacked. That means the dungeon was peaceful. Adventurers haven¡¯te, so the bandits are uninjured. The bandits left and brought back corpses twice this past week. The four corpses turned into around 600 DP. It was most likely too difficult to capture them alive. ¡ Though I really did think that, isn¡¯t that poor earnings for twenty-six people? Well, one of them is a nonbat child. Ah, their reward? I decided to wait a few days since they hadn¡¯t killed inside the cave. There¡¯s no rush you know? By the way, the boss ys around with the dog-eared girl every day¡ that¡¯s the only part I don¡¯t find peaceful. Even if she¡¯s a ve or something, as a Japanese, I can¡¯t just suddenly adjust and ept it. Rather than the other ves serving the bandits, just one of them became a ything. Is it a small relief that, other than the boss, no one made a move on her? It seems his underlings¡¯ evaluations of him is something like [The boss is a lolicon]. After being asked if he would buy more adult female ves, he said they¡¯d get them by raiding. ¡°¡ Still, he doesn¡¯t get tired of doing it day after day¡¡± ¡°It¡¯s bing an eyesore now.¡± ¡°¡±I had a hunch he was a good guy, but guess I imagined it~¡¡±¡± However, Rokuko might actually have a lot of human characteristics, pouting over a girl being made into a ything. ¡°Oi¡ I don¡¯t like them contaminating the dungeon with their body fluids¡ it¡¯s annoying.¡± ¡°Ah, that? ¡ Though it¡¯s okay for me to use the master room as a restroom?¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s fine if it¡¯s Kehma or Gobsuke, it can¡¯t be helped¡ I did more or less summon you as monsters.¡± ¡°I¡¯m considered a monster too? ¡ Now that you mention it, I was summoned huh.¡± ¡°It feels like you¡¯re just going in circles. Don¡¯t be so easygoing¡ moreover, oi, is there no way to get them to leave?¡± ¡°With that tone, your hobby is definitely scat. But your goblin and scat hobbies are bad.¡± ¡°I¡¯m not aroused by excrement you know!? Kehma is also misunderstanding that thing with the goblin you know!?¡± Yeah, it was fiddling around with Rokuko yesterday. It seems like¡ today is the day the dungeon¡¯s peace will be broken. No, the time for peace has arrived, maybe. ¡°Ah, something amazing ising¡¡± Hearing Rokuko mutter something to herself, I pulled up the map. Map of the surrounding area¡ As long as it¡¯s within view distance from the dungeon, I can see detailed geographic information and features. On it were red dots signifying enemies, marching forward in well-regted rows. ¡°About thirty people huh¡ they finally came. Were they early? Or slow¡?¡± ¡°Who¡¯sing? Those guys?¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s probably the suppression group. And looking at how fast they¡¯re progressing, they¡¯re a trained group. The knights¡ will probably be the end of the bandits. Though unlikely, it¡¯d be delicious if they survived.¡± And it seems that the bandits noticed. Taking out the semi-transparent monitor from the menu, I decided to check out what the bandits were doing. It really is convenient since it could be used as though there were surveince cameras installed in the dungeon. When I looked, underlings were reporting to the boss in a panic. [Boss, it¡¯s bad, knights! They¡¯reing our way!] [What!? How were we exposed, we killed everyone that saw our base!?] The bandit¡¯s boss panicked. It seems he didn¡¯t think that knights would be dispatched for them. [No, they¡¯re human but having said that they¡¯re knights, it¡¯s better to not be killed¡ how many?] [S-sorry, I came back as soon as I saw them wearing armor. At least, err, more than five people!] [Tch, can¡¯t be helped then¡ well, we¡¯re going to ambush them in the dungeon even if there¡¯s more or less of ¡¯em anyway.] [That so?] [If there¡¯s a small amount we¡¯ll use a surprise attack, if there¡¯s a lot of ¡¯em we¡¯ll fence them in from the outside. The End.] [Ooh! I see, as expected of the boss! Alright, everyone heard him! Let¡¯s ambush ¡¯em!] [[[ YEAH! ]]] Apparently it looks like they¡¯re motivated; more so, inside the dungeon. That¡¯s very convenient. It¡¯s good that I taught the bandit boss how to fight using the exits and passages for ambushes this week. It¡¯s really good he isn¡¯t bright enough to escape from here. ¡°Then, can the bandits win?¡± ¡°Though it depends on the strength of the knights¡ if the strength of those thirty are like the recent adventurers, they¡¯ll be wiped out for sure.¡± I also checked out how the group of knights were doing. I decided to watch until theypleted the long-awaited annihtion of the bandits. Since it¡¯s happening also due to the results of my work. As for the bandits, eight were in the entrance room, with eight people on the way to the core room. It seems the ambush will be in the core room with nine people, including the bandit boss. Though they distributed their forces, the rooms limited how many could actually perform an ambush. When the bandits finished their ambush preparations, the knights arrived at the cave entrance. [Full stop. Henry-dono, is this the [Ordinary Cave]?] [Yes. Most likely, that is the bandits¡¯ hideout¡ Beck, I leave it to you.] [Yeah. Thanks for cooperating¡ Life, return the beats to my wave¨C[Life Search].] A knight wearing full body armor used the skill. After a moment, a transparent wave extended around the knight using the skill¡ Judging by its name, it looks like it¡¯s a skill that searches for living things. I wonder if it uses the principles of echolocation? At least with this, the bandits¡¯ ambush will lose its effect. [Hmm¡ from what I heard, there are at least eight people that way. They¡¯re preparing to ambush us.] There certainly were eight bandits waiting in the first room. ¡ Maybe he can¡¯t hear what¡¯s beyond the wooden door? Or maybe it¡¯s the effective range? [That¡¯s it for the information.] [Alright, let¡¯smence the bandit suppression. Though it doesn¡¯t look like there are any prisoners¡ as a precaution, we¡¯ll use a sleeping drug.] [Understood!] [Five people stay and watch the attack from the outside. The rest, surround the entrance. Kill any escaping bandits.] [Roger that.] The group of knights surrounded the cave¡¯s exit, taking position. They began to burn an incense at the entrance. ¡ So that¡¯s how it is? Well, that makes it unnecessary to purposely walk into an ambush. After the incense burned for a while, it was time for the bandits to move. When they started to smell the aroma of the incense, they weren¡¯t able to endure the drowsiness and copsed. [Gu, this is¡ it¡¯s a sleeping drug! R-run, get to the back room!] [No, we should attack before we can¡¯t move! They won¡¯t have many people if they used a trick like this. Let¡¯s go!] [If we shut the door, the smoke¡ ugu-¡ w-what do we do¡] [Hmph, cowards, you go and sleep. I¡¯m going to kill them all!] One of the new guys from before that had finished off the adventurers in the cave, bing top brass, headed out of the cave with five desperate ves. The only guy to remain, not copsed from drowsiness, was the guy who suggested to withdraw¡ he was crouching and hitting his abdomen. As for the six who went outside, their fighting strength dropped due to drowsiness. They couldn¡¯t do anything against the swords of the knights that encircled the entrance. They threw their blunt swords in desperation, though it was easily deflected by the knights¡¯ armors. Listening to hisrades¡¯ shrieks outside, he mumbled [Ahh, I wasn¡¯t wrong¡]. He fell asleep with the other eight there, copsing. His definitive mistake was to be arade of the bandits to begin with, but it didn¡¯t seem he noticed that. Though the smell thinned, they couldn¡¯t tell when it came to the point where it wouldn¡¯t put them to sleep, so the knights used [Life Search] again. [[Life Search]¡ Hmm, there are two left for now.] [Alright¡ the passage is narrow. We¡¯ll go in in rows of two. Be careful.] The knights entered the dungeon one after another¡ However, that the knights took up positions outside the cave meant that they already knew that the inside of the dungeon was a dungeon. Yep, it was correct for us to expand it. Otherwise the DP from those six people dying would have been wasted. [¡ Alright, two bandits left. Be sure to finish them off.] [Is that alright?] [We can¡¯t turn back at this point. Besides, it¡¯s our job to raze the bandit hideout. If we crush the head, it¡¯ll be fine to leave the rest to adventurers¡ Look, we¡¯re still far from the back. There are probably people better than the underlings arranged at the entrance farther inside¡ Though it¡¯d be nice if we already defeated the boss earlier.] [Indeed.] When they decapitated the two sleeping bandits, DP came in. Feeling my clothes being tugged on, I looked at Rokuko. She had a strange look on her face. ¡°Is it fine to not take the corpses from a bit ago? It¡¯s wasteful.¡± ¡°¡ You absolutely can¡¯t absorb them you know? If you did that we wouldn¡¯t be able to deceive them anymore.¡± ¡°Deceive them?¡± ¡°¡ Once they know that this is a dungeon that eats people, or that this beginner dungeon gained energy, they might consider this dungeon is dangerous and destroy the core. Though I more or less have insurance¡¡± ¡°Uu, I¡¯ll die if the core gets destroyed¡ Insurance? What is it?¡± ¡°¡ Hey, remember the goblin room I made a while ago?¡± ¡°Ooh, the area you made a bit away! It was the dummy [Ordinary Cave] right?¡± ¡°Yeah. Since this world doesn¡¯t have very urate maps, we can probably deceive them even if the cave¡¯s position shifts somewhat¡ maybe, well, it¡¯s possible they¡¯ll ept it and misunderstand that this cave is an ordinary cave. That¡¯s just a small hope though¡¡± ¡°Un un, I see¡ Huh? What about the core?¡± In fact, by cing a dummy core, the castling function¡ though I want to save the function that could instantly switch it with the genuine dungeon core in case of an emergency (It can be used even if an intruder is in the core room), there was no choice. Since it cost 5000 DP, we couldn¡¯t take this out till yesterday. Nevertheless, it¡¯s the type of device that couldn¡¯t be installed if there are any intruders in the necessary parts of the dungeon. ¡°¡ Well, since we separated the rooms on the floor with doors, when the timees we¡¯ll turn the core room into an impregnable trap room.¡± By dividing the floors up, we can set up traps even if there¡¯s an intruder on another floor. ¡ Naturally, that¡¯s if there aren¡¯t intruders in the room. That condition still counts. ¡°But right now the bandit boss is lying in wait in the core room.¡± Of course, the bandits are treated as intruders. ¡°Yeah¡ in other words, right now we want them to overlook us and appeal to them as a harmless dungeon.¡± ¡°I get it, so that¡¯s why I can¡¯t take the corpses. Then, how will they overlook us?¡± ¡°¡ F-for now we just wait and see.¡± In fact, there was nothing he could do for now. He returned his attention to the group of knights. [Is the loot room this way? A bed¡ u-] [¡ That¡¯s a distinctive smell. Were there women here as well? But, they didn¡¯t use [Cleanup]¡ there¡¯s so much that even if they used it it wouldn¡¯t be enough.] Right now, the knights were examining the boss¡¯ bedroom. It¡¯s the room that he made the dog-eared girl his ything. By the way, the dog-eared girl is under the bed right now. She had eyes like a dead fish and didn¡¯t even twitch. Without finding her, the knights moved on to the next room. Though the knights probably would have been able to find her if they used [Life Search], they didn¡¯t use it for some reason. I wonder if there¡¯s a usage restriction? The knights probably couldn¡¯t use it just to simply explore. The captain-ish knight that had used [Life Search] outside of the dungeon was, right now, issuing instructions to subordinates at the entrance room. The boss¡¯ bedroom had been turned into a jail. They did that in order to capture the guys that they attacked, but in the end they didn¡¯t use it. It turned into a loot room. [It¡¯s not that good eh.] [Was our timing off? If we¡¯de here a bit sooner there might have been some valuables. We replenished our rations¡ it looks like we came a bit toote¡¡± ¡°Oi, watch what you¡¯re saying. But well, isn¡¯t it fine with this sake we got?] Still, the knights retrieved the valuable items from this room before going to the master room. Though there really wasn¡¯t anything worth mentioning. The bread was moldy and got thrown away¡ About the magic tool that could be used for light? It was like antern¡ Though well, the boss brought everything that could be used forbat to the core room. So the only things left were old food and bad loot. Since it had be a dead end, the knights put the food into boxes and carried it out. After they finished carrying the food out, they resumed the suppression. Putting his hand to the wooden door, a knight tried to open it. A sword sprouted from the door. [Guah!?] It wasn¡¯t a trap. Behind the wooden door was a bandit piercing the knight that tried to open the door. Then, the door waspletely destroyed with swords. [Uoaaaaaah!] [Gu-!? Ryan, get awa-! Uooooh!] The injured soldier withdrew andbat began. [Dammit, since they tried to ambush us at the entrance I was negligent¡ Light, heal this person¡¯s wounds¡ª[Healing]!] ¡°S-sorry, captain¡ gu-u¡!] Wrapped in the magic¡¯s light, the injured soldier¡¯s wounds were healed. Therge sh wound closed and the bleeding stopped. Though he was still exhausted and weak, he wasn¡¯t in a life-threatening situation. ¡ So that¡¯s recovery magic huh. It¡¯s my first time seeing it. Ah, thebat finished while I was admiring it. [Sorry, Haggis was also injured in the fight just now. Please heal him.] [Damn, this is too exhausting¡ Can you take upmand instead if I copse? Light, heal this person¡¯s wounds¡ª[Healing].] [There¡¯s no other way so it can¡¯t be helped. Since I can¡¯t use recovery magic, just captain¡ Seriously, it¡¯d be nice if more healing scrolls showed up on the market¡] [There definitely isn¡¯t enough recovery magic scrolls produced, since the Church has a monopoly on it¡] Hmm, hearing that was good¡ By the way, it seems I can exchange 100000 DP for a healing scroll. Calling it rare¡ it¡¯s the same price as the cheapest dragon. Yup. However, if they¡¯re able to recover from wounds they went to great lengths to inflict, there¡¯s no longer a chance for the bandits to win. [Alright then. I checked Ryan a little ago, be careful of surprise attacks okay? ¡ Even though the [Ordinary Cave] is said to be a very short dungeon.] [Captain. There are pickaxes on the ground. The bandits likely dug more.] [Huh? The walls of a dungeon will be repaired even if they¡¯re dug into. Why do they have something like that?] [I don¡¯t know, but¡ there are traces of them digging through walls.] Is that so? I looked at Rokuko. ¡°Usually, the opened holes are closed up, yeah. Don¡¯t humans do that too?¡± ¡°Like healing scratches huh.¡± ¡°Sort of like that. Though it isn¡¯t particrly painful.¡± [Hmm¡? What does that mean? Though it was already a very unusual thing for bandits to set up in a dungeon, maybe this has something to do with that?¡± [No way, the bandits are the dungeon boss?] [Hahaha, I¡¯ve never heard of something like humans being a dungeon boss. Maybe the bandits are dragons?] [The rooms here are too small for dragons to fit in.] The knights carefully advanced through the dungeon while joking around. As for the remaining bandits, nine were lying in wait in the core room. Though they had no choice but to take their time while looking through the eight rooms in the dungeon, the knights finally arrived in front of the core room¡ However, the knights didn¡¯t know how to open the door to the core room. I changed my view to the bandits. An underling moved his ear from the door, reporting to the boss. [¡ It looks like they arrived.] [Alright. Prepare your bows, quietly¡ Shoot ¡¯em dead soon as they open the door.] [Boss, we got this.] [Fuu. Those guys should be exhausted by getting here. If ites to that, we¡¯ll put an end to it and just push through.] In reality they¡¯ve recovered. I wonder what they¡¯d do if I told them the knights had no chance of losing. ¡ I¡¯d die from the core being destroyed in a fit of anger. ¡ Creeeak, the wooden door to the core room opened slowly. The moment that happened, the bandit boss gave the signal to shoot their bows. Arrows shot towards the passage. With heavy impact, there were the sounds of arrows hitting armor. However, just one of them. One of them was really lucky¡ªand the worst case for the knights¡ªthat an arrow slipped into the visor¡¯s opening, going through his brain. At the corner of my vision I saw the DP increase. Looks like he died in one hit. [Ryui! Dammit, it¡¯s no good! He didn¡¯t survive!] [Tch¡! Just one person!] [Boss!] [You guys! Go for their joints! Our armor will just deflect-] The boss shed at him. [Geh-, you bastard, you Melon Vomit!] [Don¡¯t call me thaaaaaat!] [Uwaaah!] The bandit boss was enraged, shing with his sword. His vigor engulfed the knight¡¯s body, causing him to flinch. He rammed his sword into an opening on the knight¡¯s armor¡ªviolently stirring up the insides. I saw the DP increase again, guess he died as well. I don¡¯t want to see what¡¯s inside¡ Rather, the heck kind of nickname is Melon Vomit? [Wha-, impolitely vomiting melon while eating together with Hime-sama!] [How dare you do that to Ryui and Eijin, you Vomit Bastard!] [That melon was rotten! It wasn¡¯t my fault! Why did you take my fucking reward moneeeeeeeey!] [More than just vomiting the melon, you killed the chef after falsely using him of making the melon rotten! Right in front of Hime-sama!] [Shut up! He was just jealous that Hime-sama was in love with me! I would have been emperor right now if it wasn¡¯t for him!] Ah, thanks for exining how you became Melon Vomit. I literally leaned more about it than I thought. Thereafter, Melon Vomit struggled more than expected because he got so angry. In addition to killing the guy with his sword, he inflicted many injuries on the knights. But that was all. With the cooperation of the subordinates supporting each other, they gradually wore him down. The knights sessfully surrounded him, sealing off his movements. Then, before he noticed it, a sword grew from his belly. [Dammit¡ after that¡ even though¡.] Dropping to his knees with a thud, Melon Vomit was defeated. Grabbing his hair, the knight forcibly lifted his face. [Oi, where are your otherrades? Melon Vomit.] [Tch¡. everyone was here because of it, goddamn it¡ why¡ I did what I was told¡] Though his words near the end were faint, it reached the knight¡¯s ears. With that, all of the bandits had be DP. [Was there a mastermind? ¡ Though there was evidence there were women, maybe they escaped.] [Though he said everyone¡ I don¡¯t get it. Wait, it looks like this room is the dungeon core¡¯s.] [Heeeh, here¡ that¡¯s a dungeon core huh? It¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve seen one.] [As I¡¯d heard, it was a small dungeon. There weren¡¯t even stairs.] One of the knights aimed his sword towards the dungeon core. [Alright then, should I destroy the core?] Chapter 12 A ve Called a Hug Pillow The knight said he was going to destroy the core. The statement was stifling. Shivers ran through me as though my blood flowed in reverse. The knight raised his sword in the monitor¡ then, swung it down. ¡°Gob!¡± ¡°Gobsuke!?¡± Gobsuke rushed out into the master room. Rokuko and I couldn¡¯t stop him. That is, it may have been the instinct of a dungeon monster to avoid the core from being destroyed. [Uwah-!? Kuh, that¡¯s-!] [Gob-¡ ah¡] In the monitor, we could see Gobsuke jump out of the core and be cut down. Gobsuke was cut in two, breathing hisst breath. [Dammit, the goblin got in the way¡ let¡¯s go again¡] [Oi, what are you doing!? This isn¡¯t in our jurisdiction!] The leader stopped the knight raising his sword over his head. [Low ss dungeons like this are controlled by the adventurer guild. Just a goblin came out, I heard that this is a bottom ss dungeon.] [Oops, that¡¯s right¡ my apologies.] Stopped by his captain, the knight quickly lowered his sword. [¡ Shit, even though I could be a Sage Knight by destroying a dungeon core¡] [Though I get why you would want to destroy the core, it¡¯s already been suppressed. Besides, if you could be acknowledged as a Sage Knight by subjugating bandits in a dungeon where there isn¡¯t even a dungeon boss, the royal capital would be overflowing with them by now.] [Tch¡ well, just one goblin came out of the core when I said I¡¯d destroy it, maybe it didn¡¯t get enough power¡] [Fool, I¡¯m cutting your pay when we return.] [Eeh-! That¡¯s-!] [Well, rather than gaining recognition as a Sage Knight with a dungeon where there isn¡¯t even a dungeon boss, wouldn¡¯t the opposite happen?] [¡ If anything, couldn¡¯t you call Melon Vomit the boss? When you receive your Sage Knight name, do you want it to said like [Travelling to the Ordinary Cave, the Sage Knight that suppressed Melon Vomit]? After that, you¡¯d be known as [Sage Knight of Melon Vomit] or [Sage Knight of the Ordinary Cave].] [Yeah, that sounds pretty bad¡ Haah, Ryui, Eijin, Thomas¡ I didn¡¯t think three people would have been lost by something like a bandit extermination.] [Melon Vomit was a formidable enemy¡] Leaving out their losses, the mood became one of workpleted. Remembering that I hadn¡¯t been breathing for a while now, I took a deep breath. ¡ I thought I was going to die. Aftering to this world, that was the first time I¡¯ve seen the sign of death. Thought I was going to crap myself¡ seriously, ya know? Craaaaap myself. However, he had his mind on what he heard them say about Sage Knights destroying dungeon cores. ¡°U-uu¡ G-Gobsuke¡¡± Rokuko was crouched down, sobbing. Having said that, the goblin was apanion we¡¯d spent time together with for the past half month. As for memories¡ yeah, but they¡¯re just memories of eating bread together. I wonder what kind of rtionship Rokuko had with him while I was sleeping? ¡°Leave after giving back my portion of the [Bean Paste Roll]¡¡± Apparently it looks like Rokuko did the same as me. ¡°Gobsuke¡ repaid his debt splendidly. If he didn¡¯t stop them, we¡¯d be dead.¡± ¡°Uu, my [Bean Paste Roll]¡¡± No, she was probably meaning to say [Don¡¯t leave me and die¡ idiot¡]. I selected an assortment of six sweetened buns, presenting them to Rokuko. ¡°Here, [Bean Paste Rolls] to cheer you up.¡± ¡°Eh-really!? I¡¯m cheered up, cheered up! Super cheered up!¡± Rokuko was so lively it was to the point that I seriously almost saw an aura around her. Ah, now that I think about it, this girl was always a brute that sent goblins against adventurers. ¡°What¡¯s this!? Though it¡¯s ck on the inside it¡¯s somehow delicious! Ah, but this one is tasty too¨C¡± ¡ Incidentally, I still had to teach her about [Jam Buns]¡ * The bandits¡¯ corpses were gathered in the entrance room. It seemed that they would bring the knights¡¯ corpses back home. Though I honestly didn¡¯t want to see their grotesqueness, I can¡¯t look away so that I can catch the timing to turn them into delicious DP. ¡ Dousing the corpses with oil, they burned them¡ In the cave? I get the feeling they don¡¯t know anything about carbon dioxide stagnating in the air inside the dungeon in the first ce. Even the bandits used torches for light as usual¡ [Even a dungeon funeral is too luxurious for these guys.] [Did you douse them with oil properly? It¡¯d be troublesome if they became ghoulster on.] [Yeah, it¡¯s fine to just burn everything but their weapons yeah?] [That¡¯s right. In they off chance they somehow survive, it¡¯ll be troublesome if they have anything.] Though they said that, there wasn¡¯t anything worth using left. Just the bandits¡¯ corpses and their bedding. So that it would burn everything, they went outside the cave¡¯s entrance before setting the fire. I was thankful for that, since after it burned out I could majestically capture the corpses. [Alright, I¡¯ll set the fire¡ Dance, mes¡ª[Ignition].] Ignition looked to be a magic that produced a fire to the level of a lighter from the fingertip. Igniting the oil fuse, the fire extended along it like a snake. The mountain of corpses inside the cave was wreathed in mes surprisingly quickly. ¡°Ah. Hey, is that dog eared ve girl alright?¡± When I was reminded by Rokuko¡¯s words, the fire snake burned through the wooden door, approaching the bed where the dog eared girl was hiding. Her eyes like a dead fish reminded me of despair. Maybe, even though the bandits were good, I get the feeling I won¡¯t be able to sleep if I don¡¯t save her here. Is it because she¡¯s a child? I¡¯d be troubled if I had a nightmare¡ I¡¯d lose out on sleep. ¡°¡ I wonder if she¡¯ll be DP?¡± ¡°Cut it out. We¡¯ll save her. Can¡¯t you collect her?¡± ¡°Collect her huh? You¡¯re going to go and help her now? The entrance room is a sea of fire you know? It¡¯ll be burned out by the time you get there.¡± It was like Rokuko said. Regardless of whether or not there were any intruders, you could only enter and exit from the dungeon core in the master room. And even if I left the dungeon core it was just a sea of fire. It was hopeless to just walk there. ¡°Besides, don¡¯t you know that I can¡¯t collect invaders? She isn¡¯t an item.¡± Hearing Rokuko¡¯s words, it dawned on me. ¡°That¡¯s it¡ an item. What did you just say, Rokuko?¡± ¡°Eh-?¡± I spoke to Rokuko like I was persuading myself. ¡°ves are called tools. Items. In fact, I never saw those guys make any voluntary movements. Even after their owners, the bandits, died. In other words, ves¡ are items, she just doesn¡¯t have an owner now. Items of dead adventurers be the dungeon¡¯s. Therefore, she already belongs to the dungeon. Right, Rokuko?¡± ¡°U-umm¡ even though they¡¯re called items, they¡¯re living things, having magical power¡¡± ¡°Even if you called them living things, you can deploy demons directly from the dungeon core so long as there aren¡¯t invaders. In other words, it¡¯s possible to send and collect living things. In fact, couldn¡¯t you collect the moldy bread? Isn¡¯t mold a living thing? If that¡¯s the case, you could probably collect a box with a mouse in it for example. So you should be able to collect living things like humans. It¡¯s no good since there¡¯s magical power? Even magic tools have magical power. Didn¡¯t you collect the light magic tool? Therefore, there¡¯s no reason you can¡¯t collect THAT-!!¡± I looked at the monitor and map. The fire spread to the bed, beginning to scorch the sheets. The girl was shown as a red dot on the map, representing her as an intruder. Shit, it¡¯s still no good, I didn¡¯t convince myself enough! ¡°A-a ve isn¡¯t an item after all!¡± ¡°Then that isn¡¯t even a ve! It¡¯s a pillow! That is a pillow! A dog eared girl type of pillow! An item meant for men concealed under their beds!!¡± That¡¯s a pillow, a pillow, a pillow, a pillow, a pillow, a pillow, a pillow¡ Imagine it. That is a hug pillow. A pillow that felt very good when you embraced it. Even ying with its dog ears would be amusing, and had the clothing option of adding knee-socks to it to caress and admire¡ ah, I should have been doing something like that. Yeah, such an important hug pillow must not be burned. Ah, I want to sleep using that pillow. Maybe not having knee socks on its legs is also an option? It would also be good to feel cold legs at times, rather than like a hot-water bottle. Speaking of hot-water bottles, the bandit boss used Rokuko¡¯s core as a hot-water bottle huh? Ha ha ha. Wait, I got a bit of topic. Come to think of it, although there is an item called the heavenly pillow, I wonder if hug pillows are better than it? ¡ Ah, I remembered something unpleasant. Vomit Melon used it like that¡ Though being used goods was a demerit, it won¡¯t be a problem if I wash it thoroughly. Cleanup is really convenient. Can it wash hug pillows too? Well then, if not I¡¯ll just have to wash it thoroughly. I could already only see the dog eared girl as a hug pillow. ncing at the map, rather than the red dot of an intruder, there was a green dot indicating an item. ¡°Alright, it¡¯s a hug pillow. Collect it.¡± In conclusion, she could do it. * ¡°Eeeeeh¡ H-how were you able to collect her!? She was an intruder, the master room¡ª¡± ¡°Huh? I just collected a hug pillow. Rather, Rokuko, don¡¯t absorb the corpses before the fire burns out. Wait a while after it finishes, a knight mighte by to make sure.¡± Ah, a bit of its hair got burned. Wasting such precious ck hair. Well, it has an auto-restoration function so cutting a bit of it off should be fine. Maybe short is good too¡ Woah, there¡¯s some white stuff stuck in it. Seriously Melon Vomit, clean up when you¡¯re done. ¡°Eh-, i-is that right¡ No, no no. Wait a moment. If intruders can¡¯t be brought into the core, it isn¡¯t funny she was collected!¡± ¡°What are you talking about? Isn¡¯t it natural that a hug pillow, therefore an item, could be brought in?¡± ¡°Y-yeah¡ I get the feeling that works¡¡± And so, I used Cleanup on the hug pillow. As the foam characteristic to the Cleanup magic went from top to bottom on the hug pillow, itpletely cleaned it off¨C ¡°Uoh-!?¡± ¨Cand it let out a cute sound. ¡Oh, I remembered. Right, I collected a dog eared ve girl. Phew, I almost didn¡¯te back after my self-suggestion¡ ¡°G-good, I¡¯m back. Right, somehow, I collected her¡¡± ¡°Ah, you¡¯re bad? Then I demand an exnation!¡± ¡°Ah, that¡¯s easy¡ It¡¯s because I could.¡± I thought I couldn¡¯t do it so I convinced myself. Magic is a free and irresponsible thing¡ though now I¡¯m tired. ¡°You saw it right? You can collect ves.¡± ¡°That¡¯s right¡ I can collect ves¡¡± Yeah, it¡¯s better to have Rokuko think that. ¡ Well, what do I do with this dog eared girl? For now, should I really make her a hug pillow¡? ¡°By the way, what¡¯s this one¡¯s name? It¡¯d be hard to refer to her without one.¡± ¡°Ah, that¡¯s right¡ Your name? Or maybe your nickname? What is it?¡± ¡°Eh¡. ah¡ ¡ Meat¡ is what I¡¯m called, Goshujin-sama.¡± Though her reaction was a little dull, she answered properly. For the time being, Iid down for the day, taking out sweet rolls and a futon and pillowbo with DP, having her rest. Though she didn¡¯t move at first, she obediently ate the sweet rolls when ordered andid down, sleeping on the futon. For information on how to treat Meat it might be good if the group of knights returned. Above that, it¡¯s better that the knights don¡¯t meddle. * In the end, the group of knights confirmed that the bandits¡¯ corpses burned sufficiently before returning. As expected, I slept through the whole thing. After that, they returned to their camp without doing anything in particr. Yeah, I think it would have been amazing if they¡¯d just ughtered the bandits to eat their roasted meat. Truly. Turning the corpses into DP wasn¡¯t a problem, it also became a significant influx. With this, our savings are totaled at¡ª14504 DP. ¡°Amazing¡ this is the first time I¡¯ve seen so much DP.¡± Right now, whenpared with our DP savings so far it was a small fortune. However, the bandits aren¡¯t here anymore, so our ie decreased. Gobsuke isn¡¯t here anymore¡ but in exchange I have a dog eared ve and have to support it. With three meals a day, assuming that sweet roll assortments and beverages are served¡ that¡¯s a consumption of 15 DP per day. And the ie from the core was just 10 DP. It seemed that the dog eared ve earned 0 DP even when left alone since it was collected as an item. Or maybe it isn¡¯t strong enough to collect DP from to start with¡ Well, that being the case, I¡¯ll cut her meals to two a day to make it stabilize¡ no, in order for adventurers to not expect anything when theye, I need to take out a goblin. There would be a deficit. Could I sleep soundly in a situation like this? No, I couldn¡¯t sleep. I¡¯m a coward, so I can¡¯t endure my savings being gradually decreased. So, I who cannot endure a deficit management style, will have to fundamentally change the [Ordinary Cave]¡¯s nature. ¡ Haah, I don¡¯t want to work. Chapter 13 Extra: Dungeon Master Kehma (Rokuko¡¯s Point of View) Strange. How did this happen? I just sank 1000 DP into the gachapon, taking a big gamble to turn around this hopeless situation. A weak looking human, Kehma, appeared. Of all things, he became the dungeon master and I have to obey him. What kind of thing is this? I don¡¯t get it. I can¡¯t settle down until I ughter those detestable bandits who kicked my core. It definitely would have been better to use the 1000 DP to summon a ton of goblins than this. Aah what am I doing already, while he¡¯s asleep I have to be quiet. I couldn¡¯t speak since he ordered me. I have a lot of things I want to say! Then, when I summoned a goblin using DP, he got angry. Moreover, when there was a chance at revenge when only one bandit was left, he didn¡¯t do anything! Why not!? Ane-sama No. 89 said I should summon goblins! Ane-sama No. 89 is amazing you know!? She¡¯s the dungeon in the imperial capital! Kehma couldn¡¯t even reach her feet! That¡¯s the ton of DP I worked for! Then he ordered me to not use DP without his permission. And yet he used it for himself. If it were just food it would be fine, but he took out a [Futon]. Gununu¡ yet he told me¡ I mean, doesn¡¯t that guy sleep too much? I¡¯m a dungeon core so I don¡¯t sleep at all you know? I wonder if sleeping so much is okay? After that, for some reason Kehma used the DP I¡¯d gathered at great pains to give tribute to the bandits. Moreover, he had me write something I didn¡¯t mean at all. [Thank you for defeating the goblins.] Aaaaah! Come oooooon~~~~! This guy, he just wants to tter them desperately to survive! I thought, when¨C ¡°We¡¯ve gained some time with this for now. Since we¡¯ll massacre them before long, calm down.¡± ¨Che spoke with a serious face. Moreover, was it to make his bed safe? I don¡¯t get this guy. I can¡¯t understand him. He even went to sleep again. Exin it properly! Then, adventurers arrived when that guy was sleeping. However, they were defeated by the bandits. That was the first time. The first time something other than goblins died in thebyrinth. Perhaps the bandits are a good thing? Well, I won¡¯t let them kick my core! Then after exining it to Kehma, it seemed to be what he nned. He expected this to ur, above all getting more DP. The bandits definitely earned more DP than he spent on them. It wasn¡¯t bad. As I thought that, he used DP on the bandits again. He added more rooms. With one room, unleash the strongest monsters with a bang! Though that¡¯s what I believed, he convinced me with his exnation. Just enough goblins to do what¡¯s needed is fine! But he doesn¡¯t let me deploy goblins. I don¡¯t get it. In the end, after using all that DP for the group of bandits, he said it was different from the other gifts since it couldn¡¯t be taken away to the town. Well, it certainly feels like that. Unexpectedly, Kehma has a good head on his shoulders. He¡¯s better at earning DP than me. But he¡¯s a really sleepy guy huh¡ I poked him. Ah, Gobsuke. I used [Cleanup] on him. However, Kehma just used [Cleanup] on himself once to bepletely clean. Normally, you¡¯d need to douse the water a lot of times, using [Cleanup] over and over to do that. I wonder how he did it? After that, the bandits purposely brought corpses back themselves. Killing and bringing back their trophies to the inside of the dungeon, DP increased just like Kehma said. Then, the [Melon Bread]. Kehma took out bread I¡¯d never seen before, called [Melon Bread], using DP. It was sweet and so delicious¡ eating things like this wasn¡¯t bad. [Melon Bread] is amazing. Though [Bean Paste Roll] is tasty, [Melon Bread] is the best. Eh, I have to share with Gobsuke? ¡ I-it¡¯s fine, but I won¡¯t share any of the [Melon Bread] you know!? Though I told him when the adventurers came, he¡¯d actually made a goblin room a few days ago as a backup n. Kehma properly took many things into consideration as the dungeon master. He usually slept, making me send various things written in the box, then collecting it¡ wait, not just that¡ huh, isn¡¯t he doing quite a lot of things? Now that I think about it, didn¡¯t I just throw goblins at adventurers that came¡? Hmm, maybe it would be a good thing to study some more? ¡ And then the bandits were finally cleared out. Though I thought that I was going to die when the sword was pointed at the dungeon core, I was saved. For me, Gobsuke sacrificed himself¡ Recently, I¡¯d started to understand what Gobsuke wanted to say, but now he isn¡¯t here¡ I¡¯m a little sad. As for the bandits¡ they were massacred just like Kehma said. Theypletely became DP. ¡ Kehma is amazing. He really was able to massacre the bandits. I definitely don¡¯t think I could have done it with just me and goblins. ¡ I wonder if Kehma could have done it by just using goblins? In truth, the bandits were killed with neither monsters nor traps. After that, he collected the tiny ve into the master room. Though I don¡¯t know how, even though she was definitely an intruder, he treated her like an item. Learning that ves could be collected like items when their masters died was a first for me. However, it was natural that I didn¡¯t know since it was the first time a ve was in the dungeon. I don¡¯t know things I don¡¯t know. ¡ I wonder what use he has for the ve? Will it really be a hug pillow? No way, it¡¯s Kehma. I¡¯m sure there¡¯s a decent reason. But still, [Meat], huh¡. definitely ng. I don¡¯t think it meant anything good either¡ Well, it¡¯s fine if Kehma says it¡¯s fine. [TN: The ve¡¯s name in the raw is ¡®Meat¡¯ written in kana instead of kanji¨C¡®Niku¡¯] What next? Even though the dungeon has changed considerably¡ Well, it¡¯s alright. I¡¯ll leave it to the dungeon master. If I leave it to Kehma, even I could get closer to Ane-sama No. 89! Ah, but I¡¯ll help out a bit, too. Chapter 14 Using DP to Create a Golem ¡°And so, I think I¡¯ll learn [Create Golem].¡± What I had my eye on was the [Create Golem] magic. Magic that makes a golem¡ yeah, isn¡¯t that good, wouldn¡¯t it be easier to have the golem work? ¡°Eeh, there¡¯s not a magic that just makes a golem. It¡¯s better to just summon a golem monster with DP. Though it¡¯s 100 DP for one, it¡¯s strong.¡± ¡°In other words, [Create Golem] pays for itself after summoning a hundred of them¡ then everything after that would be the same as being free.¡± ¡°That¡¯s amazing!¡± Hmm, would I summon that many? Or can you even summon things at no cost? Since I have no clue how good a golem¡¯s performance is, I don¡¯t really know if would really need one hundred of them. Though to be blunt, there¡¯s a reason I want to make one¡ but I¡¯ll keep that quiet. ¡°So without further ado, I order the scroll for [Create Golem]¡ ah, it came out.¡± In exchange for 10000 DP when I selected the scroll for [Create Golem], a scroll of parchment bound by a string appeared. Let¡¯s not worry about the leftover DP suddenly bing less than a third of what it was¡ I¡¯ll use it immediately. Unfastening the string, I looked at its contents. [Create Golem] was written along the left side, followed by some kind of magic formation. ¡°¡ Hey, how am I supposed to use this?¡± ¡°Just put some magical power into the magic formation.¡± When Rokuko said that, I tried out pouring magical power onto it. It felt like the life magic¡¯s [Cleanup]. I sensed my body¡¯s magical power rush from my hands into the magic formation in them. It felt like I grew a little weaker. As the magical power flowed from my hands onto the magic formation, the lines of the formation spun. I get it¡ so this is what it feels like when magical power is drained away. Well, I wonder how much of it¡¯s enough? For now I¡¯ll just pour more into it. The formation elerated as I continued to fill it with magical power. Did it reach a critical point? The magic formation¡¯s resistance vanished with a bang, magical power raining down on me. As soon as I was showered by the rain of magical power, I felt the structure of the magic formation embed itself in me. No, it probably really was embedded in me. It felt like I could already use [Create Golem]. As for the scroll¡ the lines representing the magic formation burned, disappearing in mes. ¡°¡ Heeh, it¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve seen something like that. So that¡¯s what happens when you use a magic scroll.¡± ¡°Eh-? Rokuko, you haven¡¯t used a scroll?¡± ¡°No way, too expensive.¡± ¡°Then how did you know how to use it¡?¡± ¡°Fufun, because it¡¯smon sense¡ Ane-sama No. 89 taught me a bit though.¡± I immediately tried out using [Create Golem]. The required materials were what was needed to make the golem¡¯s body and magical power. I knew that. Probably due to the scroll¡¯s effect. Stone was needed for a stone golem. y was needed for a y golem. The amount of magical power changed as needed. Should I dig up the y from outside the master room? Standing up¡ I remembered Meat. She was crouching idle in the corner of the room with her arms holding her knees. Yeah, I don¡¯t have to do it. Let¡¯s make use of it. ¡°¡ Alright, Meat, please go out and dig some y from a bit outside the cave. This much is fine.¡± ¡°Y¨Ces. Goshujin-sama.¡± I ordered Meat to bring back about a ser ball¡¯s worth. I bought a shovel (5 DP) since she tried going outside without anything. When I passed it to Meat, it felt like her face looked a bit surprised. Her expression was dead as usual¡. A little whileter, Meat came back with the shovel and y. Holding it with her small body, it looked heavy. Rather, it probably really was heavy for a child. Yeah, she cane and go from the master room now. ¡°Alright, good job. Have a rest.¡± ¡°Ah, uu.¡± I praised her while patting her head. Incidentally, I used [Cleanup] on her since she was dirty from carrying the y with her bare arms. Though, she said something like, ¡°hyafu-!¡± I wonder if having [Cleanup] used on you is ticklish? Now I want to try it on Rokuko. ¡°Alright, without further ado¡ [Create Golem]!¡± I poured magical power into the lump of y. Making the circuits with my magical power, it took the shape of a person. Likely due to the effects of the scroll, the image of a golem floated in my head¡ though it was quite smallpared to it, it should be fine. Maybe. Surely. Probably. It¡¯ll work out somehow. Following the process in my mind, I kneaded the y, filling with more magical power. I reproduced a small golem with a human form as the temte. Continuing to pour more magical power into it for around ten minutes, the thirty centimeter tall y golem (mini) waspleted. ¡°Wow, that¡¯s¡ a golem?¡± ¡°What¡¯s with the question!?¡± ¡°But aren¡¯t golems normally bigger than adult humans!? I doubt whether or not it¡¯s even worth making a hundred of these.¡± ¡°Well, I¡¯m a bit bothered that I don¡¯t know what a normal one is¡ well, it should be fine if I make ten thousand or so of them.¡± For now it looks like the golems moves when instructed. I immediately decided to have it expand the cave. It¡¯d be saving DP. Disying the map, I ordered it to steadily dig towards the separated cave with the goblin room. The freshly made y golem (mini) left the master room without even a shovel. ¡°Adaptable golems really don¡¯t exist. It¡¯d be better if it used a shovel to dig through the wall.¡± ¡°No no what are you talking about. Right now, I¡¯m impressed by the golem¡¯s possibilities.¡± Rokuko¡¯smon sense said that [Golems can¡¯t do anythingplex] as though it were unthinkable. For example, take [Dig a hole]. I think that it being able to do something like dig a hole was already plentyplex. If you tried to do the same thing in modern Japan, it wouldn¡¯t be able to happen without you teaching it the movements for its body to dig a hole. The location too, if you told it to [Go there] in modern Japan, you would have to teach it how to move its feet. And if it fell it wouldn¡¯t be able to stand up on its own, or if it walked into an obstacle en route it would continue doing so. But I just said [Go there and dig through the wall]. Magic is amazing. I¡¯m impressed. However, using magic is pretty tiring¡ alright, let¡¯s go to sleep. Ah, right. Let¡¯s make Meat into a hug pillow. I feel like I got her for that reason¡ no, don¡¯t be afraid. It¡¯s alright since I won¡¯t do anything lewd you know? Yeah, she isn¡¯t wearing knee socks or anything today, it¡¯s better to foster more mutual trust after all¡ * Well, I¡¯ll say one thing. People aren¡¯t suitable to be pillows. Though Meat was turned into a hug pillow¡ oh, I didn¡¯t undress her of course. Yeah, I just turned her into a hug pillow. It was good at first. Silky smooth skin and her hair smelled kind of good. But the problem urred after a while. It was hot. Human skin is hot. Yeah, not even for winter. It was a heat to warm each other in a snowy mountain. I mean, I¡¯d heard children had a higher temperature to begin with¡ while on the subject, dogs also have a higher body temperature than humans. Thus, the little dog eared girl naturally had a high temperature. Later, when I started to think the sound of her breathing was getting noisy, Meat was on the verge of suffocating in the futon. Right, I was dumb. It¡¯s dangerous if her head isn¡¯t properly outside of it. I rushed to get her head out of the futon. Now her face was right in front of me. Slightly opened erotic lips, tender cheeks red fromck of oxygen¡ no! I¡¯m not a lolicon! I¡¯m not a lolicon okay!? Since her breath was ticklish, I faced the opposite direction. Not because of my heart pounding, it¡¯s because her breath was being ticklish¡ now the back of my hair was being tickled. Uoooh,e on. Since there was no other choice, I lowered her head and embraced her again. I lowered the edge of the covers so that she wouldn¡¯t suffocate in the futon this time. Even the heat improved with that. It finally felt just right and I could get to sleep. But there was still a problem. It was a pretty big one too. The problem was that I couldn¡¯t move the hug pillow. Though you had no choice but to push aside the pillows if you had to move, the ve, Meat, couldn¡¯t do something like that. The result¨C She is peeing¡! No, that¡¯s my fault. I¡¯m in the wrong here. Thinking that, I got up soaked. Meat was flustered and crying into her arms. I immediatelyforted her and used [Cleanup] on her, the bed, and I¡ Yeah, I was in the wrong. Please push me away if you have to go to the restroom from now on. Oi oi, here¡¯s a hamburger! It¡¯s delicious you know! So please don¡¯t cry, I know I was in the wrong here! Chapter 15 The Potential of a Golem ¡°Eeh, so let¡¯s begin the session of Kehma¡¯s excitement from bathing in Meat-chan¡¯s pee-pee¡¡± ¡°Wait a sec. That¡¯s a very spiteful interpretation of what happened. It was an ident, judge!¡± As for the matter of peeing being leaked to Rokuko, the dungeon master ordered her to be quiet about it. Since she instantly quieted down, he decided to make more golems today. ¡°Meat, bring me a bit of y. The same amount as yesterday.¡± ¡°Yes.¡± So, Meat remembered how to leave the master room and left holding the shovel. Which reminds me, I wonder how much work the y golem (mini) got done? ¡ Right, there was something to confirm first. ¡°Hmm, let¡¯s see here¡¡± Bringing out the dungeon surveince monitor from the menu, he checked the room the golem was ordered to dig through. The y golem (mini) was desperately scratching the wall. How praiseworthy. But wouldn¡¯t it not advance at all like that? The y golem¡¯s hands aren¡¯t strong enough for the surface rock of the wall. I was thoughtless. It¡¯s no good without a pickaxe huh¡ ¡°Hmm, it¡¯ll continue on as is endlessly unless you tell it to do something.¡± ¡°How long will it continue to work for?¡± ¡°Eh? Well, probably until its mana expires right? It¡¯s a golem after all. Though because it¡¯s in the dungeon where mana gathers thickly, it¡¯ll never stop you know?¡± That¡¯s amazing, that it doesn¡¯t have any maintenance costs is seriously amazing. I nearly fainted at how much its performance exceeded my expectations. Wouldn¡¯t it be fine even if I just leave everything to the golem and go to sleep? ¡°No no Kehma, the Golem can¡¯t work decently. It isn¡¯t even digging a hole though you told it to dig one, check it out.¡± ¡°Hm?¡± I looked at what Rokuko pointed to on the monitor. Yeah, the y golem (mini) is scratching the wall¡ huh? Looking closely, something felt out of ce. The y Golem (mini) was wing at the wall. However, it¡¯s hands were wearing out. Using its hands to grate against the stone wall damaged them, but it foolishly didn¡¯t stop digging. It did nothing but continue trying to dig. ¡°That¡¯s awful¡¡± ¡°Right? Golems are stupid you know. I don¡¯t need to say it, but it won¡¯t do anything else. So it will continue trying to dig a hole even if it can¡¯t.¡± Yeah, awful. That is awful. However, I¡¯m thinking of something very different than what Rokuko is. I couldn¡¯t stop myself from grinning. For now I¡¯ll tell the golem to return and wait on standby temporarily. I¡¯ll fix its hands. ¡°I-I¡¯m back¡¡± Meat returned, carrying the y and breathing heavily. ¡°Wee back Meat. Good job, excellent¡ now then, time for an experiment.¡± Since Meat brought the lump of y, I epted it and used [Cleanup] while patting her head. It was a simple apology, but right now I want to try something out for a bit. While thinking that, I used the [Wow] magic, [Create Golem]. I poured in magical power while kneading the y. * ¡°¡ Well, is it finished?¡± ¡°What, this?¡± I created a golem the size of my palm that ¡®only¡¯ had three arms of different lengths. Inserting a shaft into the center of a palm-sized bowl-like container, it was a golem with three needle-like arms stretching out from the axis. ¡°No no no, how is this a Golem? No way, eh, what¡¯s with its shape?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a [Clock], a [Clock].¡± Right, this is a [Golem Clock]. After assigning numbers to each of the three arms, I ordered each of them with [One rotation every sixty seconds] to the first arm, [One rotation every sixty minutes] to the second arm, and [one rotation every twelve hours] to the third arm. In other words, they were the second hand, the minute hand, and the hour hand. It turned into a clock that would keep working so long as its mana continued. ¡ Adjusting the time was a hassle though. By the way, when I realized that the hands didn¡¯t even need a normal shape to begin with, they turned into needle-shaped arms right away. Though the clock was entirely y, you wouldn¡¯t think it was a Golem at a nce. ¡°A-a golem with a shape like that¡ Wooow, Kehma, you¡¯re ignoringmon sense.¡± ¡°What¡¯re you talking about after summoning me from another world? How the heck would I know this world¡¯smon sense?¡± Even so, it was surprisingly easy to make a modified golem. Moreover, since it was just arms without almost any joints, or maybe thanks to excluding the function to process vague orders, I used considerably less magical power. Feels like around tenth of what the y golem (mini) used? ¡°Well, what now? If you wanted to see the time you could look at the menu you know? You didn¡¯t even need something like this.¡± Now that I think about it, the dungeon master could make the [Menu] disy the time¡ ¡°¡ I¡¯ll give it to Meat. Yep, I just made this for the sake of experimenting anyways. Since I learned from it it¡¯s not particrly useless.¡± For that reason, I gave the [Golem Clock] to Meat as a gift. And, though I noticed it¡ now that I think about it, Meat was still barefoot and wearing rags for clothing. Oops. I immediately spent DP for [Cheap Clothing (Dress: 8 DP)] and [Cheap Shoes (For Children: 10 DP)], as well as [Knee Socks (White: 70 DP)]. Then, when I noticed Meat didn¡¯t have ¡®them¡¯ on when I saw her change, I quickly bought [Girl¡¯s Underwear (20 DP)]. That was dangerous. Though it took a bit of DP, I got another set. It wasn¡¯t a problem having one set of clothing including underwear but it helped. Their materials weren¡¯t bad, I wanted to deck her out with cute things eventually when there was a lot more DP though. Ah, Rokuko too. ¡ Or rather, I wonder. I feel like knee socks arbitrarily improved her somehow. She¡¯s already worth about three and a half goblins. Is she a luxury good? I hung the [Golem Clock] around her neck using a [String (5 DP)]. When I said I was giving it to her, she looked at the [Golem Clock] motionlessly. Do you like it? Though I thought that, she didn¡¯t know what kind of thing it was. Right, she was a ve, she probably doesn¡¯t know about a lot of things¡ yep, I¡¯m going to start teaching Meat various things starting tomorrow. But Rokuko- Wait, rather, what is Rokuko even doing? Is she doing anything? Let¡¯s change that a bit. She¡¯ll do it instead of me. ¡ That won¡¯t work. She can¡¯t see anything but the future of her Goblin Paradise. * I mended the hand of the y golem (mini). I turned one of its hands into the form of a shovel made of stone since it was specially made. It was pretty easy after giving it a go. After changing the shape of the y and pouring enough magical power into the stone, it quickly took the shape of a shovel. ¡ Revised y golem (mini), ver. shovel hand! It made sense that the y required less magical power to process than the stone. If it was a human-sized golem, it¡¯d probably be fine to just give it a pickax if the Golem was made from y from the start. After experimenting with this y golem (mini) as a prototype goes well for a while, I¡¯ll probably make a human sized version of it. Though it was long and tedious to call it y golem (mini) each time, I didn¡¯t know if it was even a y golem anymore since its hand wasn¡¯t made of y anymore. So I decided to name it. Since it was a golem made for trial purposes, an experimentation-like name would be good. ¡°Alright, you are Tester. Tester is your name. Got it?¡± Tester, formerly known as y golem (mini), understood what I said and nodded. I then ordered Tester to fetch y from outside of the cave again. It¡¯ll probablye back with about a basketball¡¯s worth of y. I wonder if it would bring enough materials back before I wake up from sleeping? ¡ It won¡¯t stop moving inside the dungeon, but I wonder about how long it¡¯llst outside of it? I should look into that. Chapter 16 The Potential of a Golem (2) By the way, Tester brought a considerable amount of y back while I was asleep. However, it wasn¡¯t able to return after getting itself stuck in the hole it was digging, stopping its movements. It seemed to have ran out of mana. The golem wouldn¡¯t resume moving until magical power was poured into it. Normally, it could move for about one hour ording to the knowledge from [Create Golem]. ¡°How long was it moving outside the dungeon?¡± ¡°Mmm, about an hour. Though the monster golem would have been able to move longer than that.¡± I wonder what other information there was for [Create Golem]? Taking out to information to remember, there was one that said [When embedding a magic stone, it will continue longer]. However, there wasn¡¯t the vital information that said what a [Magic Stone] was at all. ¡°Rokuko, what¡¯s a magic stone?¡± ¡°Eh? A magic stone is, umm, it¡¯s a stone packed full of mana. Though you can often get them from monsters¡ ah,e to think of it although monster golems have magic stones, the golem Kehma made doesn¡¯t have one?¡± It doesn¡¯t¡ In other words, it¡¯s like a battery for a golem. Although there¡¯s no problem since mana fills the dungeon, it looks like it can¡¯t move much outside since it doesn¡¯t have a magic stone. Fortunately, Tester was quickly retrieved by Meat. The hole the golem couldn¡¯t get out of was about thirty centimeters. Even a child could do it. There was no choice but to drag it out. It was a lump of y about the size of a basketball, so it must have been heavy¡ Yep, isn¡¯t this dog eared girl strong? Tester began to move once it entered the dungeon¡¯s domain. Since it tried to go dig the hole again, it was stopped and ordered to return with Meat. It seemed that orders persisted even if it stopped operating. That information was a good harvest. As you¡¯d expect of Tester. ¡°So with that, let¡¯s assume that stone and soil will be collected with golems from now on¡ I want a magic stone¡¡± ¡°A magic stone? Why not buy it with DP?¡± ¡°¡ Crap, I didn¡¯t think of that. I didn¡¯t notice until Rokuko said something, am I an idiot¡? What a shock.¡± ¡°What does that mean!?¡± I looked at the DP catalog. Magic stones were listed as treasures. The same categories as things like jewelry. Magic stones also had a few grades, the cheapest being 10 DP and the highest being multiple thousands, it varied. For now I¡¯ll buy a cheap magic stone to try a few things out. ¡°Right, Meat. Can you read and write?¡± ¡°¡ Can, not. It¡¯s inexcusable, Goshujin-sama¡¡± Meat lowered her head apologetically. Yeah, I¡¯m not angry you know? My heart is hurting here. ¡°I see. Then Rokuko, teach Meat her letters. If you can get her to properly remember them, I¡¯ll give you melon bread to eat. Meat too, all-you-can-eat hamburgers if you can memorize them.¡± ¡°Eh-, all-you-can-eat melon bread!? Got it!¡± ¡°A-¡ are you sure?¡± Good good, light returned to Meat¡¯s eyes at the mention of hamburgers. Now they feel like eyes that are alive. It seems those dead fish eyes disappeared somewhere. Yep, it¡¯s best for children to be lively. But dog eared girls like meat after all. I wonder if she¡¯d be overjoyed at a steak, I¡¯ll see if I can¡¯t get one with DP. She might let me caress her feet in gratitude. Sooner orter, since Meat will need to do various things outside of the cave, I don¡¯t want her to remember various things. Or rather, is it fine for her to stay as a ve at this point¡? No, since she might not be able to enter and leave the master room if she isn¡¯t a ve, there¡¯s no need to do something right now. I wonder if ves in this world are bound by magic or something? I could see a cor though¡ well it¡¯s fine for now. Now then, let¡¯s create a golem while Rokuko is teaching Meat her alphabet. Though I¡¯d usually want to go to sleep soon, there¡¯s one thing I prioritize over sleeping. That¡¯s the preparations to sleep soundly. It¡¯s fine to cut down on sleeping time to prepare to sleep soundly! Yep, sleep is the most important thing in the end. I exchanged some DP to get a few magic stones and pickaxes to dig. Though there was still 3500 DP left, it would disappear quickly if I wasted it. I embed one of the 10 DP magic stones into Tester. I wonder how long it¡¯ll be able to move outside the dungeon now¡ let¡¯s have Tester plow the field outside the dungeon. I did a minor change, altering its hand into a hoe. Adventurers still won¡¯t be here for a while either, so it should be safe to work outside. Then I started making a human-sized golem this time. It should be fine if I use the blueprint from [Create Golem] once¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ Ah, there¡¯s not enough y. Let¡¯s make it lightweight by taking out some. This¡¯ll save materials. I embedded it with the cheapest magic stone. The golem could move quite energetically. Its movements were smoother than Tester. I wonder if that¡¯s because I took out its insides? Though Rokuko, who was teaching Meat, was surprised when she looked over, she didn¡¯t mind since it was holding a pickaxe to erge the cave. ¡®Dig through the cave with this,¡¯ it was that simple. Ah, I want to make a golem entirely out of stone. The stone that had been dug up by the bandits before was all collected as items since it couldn¡¯t be turned into DP. * After embedding the 10 DP magic stone into Tester, it was nonchntly plowing the field even after a day. Looks like it could still go on. Wonder how long? The y golem, having a pickaxe, dug five meters into the cave. It was a five meter passage that an adult could go through. Yep, isn¡¯t this a considerably hard worker? I repaired its joints since they were starting to break, sending it back off to dig. This manner was increasing our stone and y stores. It also happened to extend the cave. Well, let¡¯s immediately make a stone golem as well. Power suit type. ¡°Hey, Kehma. What¡ is that?¡± ¡°It¡¯s an armor golem.¡± ¡°Why is Meat inside the golem?¡± ¡°Well, that¡¯s because I wanted her to wear it. Meat, try moving a bit.¡± ¡°O-okay.¡± This time I had Meat put on a frame-type golem and ordered the golem to assist Meat¡¯s movements. Meat walked, but it didn¡¯t look like she felt the weight. Though it didn¡¯t seem to be able to follow quick movements, for now it should keep its contents safe from instant death. Don¡¯t worry, I don¡¯t want to see that either. ¡°It¡¯s a little hard to walk, but there¡¯s no problems.¡± ¡°Alright, try hitting the wall.¡± ¡°Wait up, what are you saying? What¡¯s that stone te?¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t it a wall?¡± Isn¡¯t it more authentic to use a wall golem made with the same stone as the golem? I ordered it so that it wouldn¡¯t move, but really I didn¡¯t order it to do anything other than be a wall. I saved a lot due to its simple structure. I wonder if I could make a brick wall variation of the stone walls. ¡°I¡¯m,ing.. tei-!¡± Doooong! The stone wall shattered brilliantly. Rokuko was incredibly surprised. Even Meat, the one who hit it, had her eyes open wide. Since she was firmly wrapped in stone, it shouldn¡¯t have hurt, but I wonder if she¡¯s alright? That¡¯s the most important thing right now. I want it to be safe since I¡¯m also going to use it. ¡°Alright, good offensive power. I wonder if even fighting would be good with this? Meat, is anything wrong with your legs or feet? Properly let me know if anything serious happens okay?¡± ¡°I-I¡¯m alright.¡± ¡°Good, good. Since it looks like it can move outside with a magic stone embed in it, it¡¯ll be good for simple jobs. With a little bit of remodeling it can be hidden under clothes, or maybe the opposite for a full body armor kind of thing¡ then heading to the human vige wouldn¡¯t be a problem, probably?¡± Let¡¯s refer to the recent group of knights for the design. While thinking about it, Rokuko tilted her head to the side and spoke. ¡°Nn? Kehma, you¡¯re going to the human vige?¡± ¡°Yeah. I can¡¯t just stay here and do nothing after all¡ and now that the group of knights tidied up the bandits it should be safe to get there inparative safety. There¡¯s a need to collect information, so I¡¯ll go as soon as possible¡ ah, can dungeon masters not leave?¡± ¡°No, it¡¯s not that they can¡¯t¡ it¡¯s just, I didn¡¯t think Kehma would be interested in leaving the master room.¡± Ah, so that was it. I hadn¡¯t left the master room sinceing to this world at all. ¡°Well, since the bandits were here¡ you get it right? They¡¯re dead now.¡± ¡°Ah¡ right. It couldn¡¯t be helped.¡± I keenly remembered the time when the bandits were here. Well, the bandits were powerful enemies. ¡ For some reason, I don¡¯t feel anything for them. They¡¯ve already turned into DP now. It¡¯s fine with that, yep. Chapter 17 Magic Sword Golem and Clothes Golem And so, it¡¯s been three days since then. I¡¯ve since remodeled Tester into Tester Mk. 2 after examining various things rting to Golems. A basic Golem¡ well, it didn¡¯t need a proper blueprint for something like a small clock¡ Since I made various things out of materials like stone, wood, y, and even materials that didn¡¯t have solid shapes such as water and fire, I confirmed a surprising amount of various things. Since the moment I thought about being able to make a fire golem, it burned out and was a failure. Even if I didn¡¯t use fire directly, instead igniting a wood golem, it would just be charcoal. Or rather, since a charcoal golem gets treated as damaged, it¡¯s a failure¡ It¡¯d probably be scary if it clung to an adventurer while burning though. Meanwhile, using water to make an aqua golem was surprisingly normal. As far as its appearance was concerned at least. Even though it looked like a proper golem, things entered inside of its hand when it touched them. It looked like it could be used for something, I wonder what? It looked like fish could be raised inside the Golem. Maybe it could be used instead of a ss tank? Then there¡¯s this working golem, the de golem. Created with the 30 DP [Iron Ingot] as its material, it was a sword-model golem. Making it with the image of a Japanese sword in mind, it turned into an unexpectedly good weapon. The de vibrated when filled with magical power, cutting through logs while sounding like a chainsaw. Though the de didn¡¯t go to high frequencies, it was still a magic sword. Additionally, there was a gimmick where the de would forcefully shoot out, too. Then there¡¯s this second golem that supports actions through clothing. In the end, the armor suit-type golem stood out too much. Since it couldn¡¯t do quick and heavy movements easily, I decided to give making a clothes golem a go. It even had gloves to protect the wrists and assist grip strength. As expected, anything is possible with magic. Though the fundamentalmand for the clothes golem was to assist movements, I, who haven¡¯t even held a sword before, was able to move like a full-fledged soldier after linking with the de bolem¡ With sample movements from the group of knights¡¯ and bandits¡¯, as well as the ones dragged out from those adventurers. Menu-san is amazing, automatically recording things previously seen by the monitor¡ High tech. Smart technology. Well, I could keep up with the movement patterns to some degree, but muscle pains were inevitable since I couldn¡¯t keep up with the rapid movements¡ though it was fine if it just ended at muscle pains¡ yep, well, I can¡¯t fight anything like this, so no more of that. Since iron was ced at important spots as there was a bit left over after making the sword, it should have a reasonable amount of defense capability. In extremely bad circumstances, it would run to the cave even if I lost consciousness if I ordered it to [Escape to the cave]. I just want to live in safety. So long as I have my life, I can sleep even if I lose my hands and feet. ¡°So this is my current strongest equipment. What do you think?¡± ¡°¡ Isn¡¯t there something off in your head!?¡± Rokuko said whatever she felt like as usual. Its usefulness was obvious. Ah, was she disappointed I only had enough to prepare for Meat and I? Sorry Rokuko, it¡¯s unfortunate, but you¡¯re a dungeon core so you¡¯re house-sitting and don¡¯t get one. ¡°No, I didn¡¯t say something like that you know!?¡± ¡°Yeah, well, if adventurerse only take out five Goblins. I think it¡¯ll probably be okay¡¡± I wore the clothes golem and equipped the de golem. Meat did the same, but instead of the de golem had a knife-type one. Just in case, I ordered her to not attack me. With this, we¡¯re ready to go to the human settlement whenever. Sp39wz7 * Since she memorized the alphabet to some degree, I gave her a hamburger as a reward. Rokuko was munching on some melon bread, too. Seriously, slow down. ¡°Ah, that¡¯s right. Hey, Rokuko, is mana and magical power different?¡± I asked as I suddenly remembered the question. When filling a magic stone with magical power, it enters a state where it can sufficiently collect mana. Then was it the same thing? Why are they referred to differently? ¡°Mmm, basically, magical power is in the bodies of living things and it feels like mana is from the outside. Though they often mix, it¡¯s the same thing. Sometimes monsters have mana in them.¡± Don¡¯t give me that ¡®mix¡¯. That was sloppy. ¡°Well, each person¡¯s wavelength of magical power is different. As a rule, magical power is said to have small differences, meaning mana won¡¯t have small differences after mixing, or something like that was said.¡± ¡°Eeh, so it¡¯s like a fingerprint. It¡¯s probably something like that.¡± ¡°U-umm, that reminds me, Goshujin-sama¡ won¡¯t, Goshujin-sama, register magical power?¡± ¡°Hmm?¡± Meat started speaking. What was she talking about? Though I thought that, it appeared that I needed to register my magical power on the ve cor Meat was wearing. Bothersome¡ however, with that other people won¡¯t be able to register so I can¡¯tin, so I decided to register it. It would be bothersome if Meat was stolen. Huh? Now that I think about it, didn¡¯t I take her from her former ¡®Goshujin-sama¡¯, the boss bandit? Though I thought that, it¡¯s probably because him dying put her in a freed state. It seems that some generous people free ves when their owners die. Like that, it¡¯s good when vese across those kind of people for owners. It seems that some ves get re-caught by other ve owners and sold back to a ve shop. ¡°¡ Is removing the cor no good?¡± ¡°It¡¯s useless. Death.¡± The very cor was a rtively inexpensive magic tool made to be ced on the neck, but it seems that that the ve would die if they removed the cor by themselves after being contracted. The magic from the contract would kill them if they removed it without permission. Scary! Contract magic is scary! Then, if the wearer of the cor injured its master, it would strangle them to settle down their rebellious heart. Strict as hell. Furthermore, the cor could tighten just by the master thinking about it. It could also be used to lightly strangle them when they are called, for example. And suitably, it costs money to release ves¡ yep, troublesome! ¡°Well, in that case I¡¯ll register then¡ let¡¯s deal with troublesome things first.¡± ¡°Yes, please fill the magic stone in the cor with magical power¡ umm, then to check if the registration worked properly, please lightly strangle me.¡± Fill it with magical power to register¡ Yeah, I felt the path connect. I¡¯m probably registered with that. Then, though I was reluctant, I imaged her thin neck be tightly constricted. ¡°Hu-, e-¡!¡± ¡°Aah-!? Wai-, release! Release! Stop strangling her ne-!¡± I saw the cor tightly strangle her neck. It sunk into her neck. That isn¡¯t on the level of being light, oi! Stop right now! ¡ People who use this to call for their ves are brutes. ¡°Are you alright!?¡± ¡°Hyuu-¡ Kefu, y-yes, th-thank, you¡¡± Though Meat, who had been forced to stop breathing, was teary-eyed with red cheeks, she answered while in a bit of a coughing fit. Yep, I¡¯m honestly sorry. ¡°Eeh, now I¡¯m, properly, Goshujin-sama¡¯s ve.¡± Meat smiled pleasantly. Eh-. Though this is the first time I¡¯ve seen Meat smile, what¡¯s with that timing? Chapter 18 A Human Town for the First Time ¡°Remember Rokuko, just five goblins when adventurerse. No more than that. You can eat up to two melon rolls from the [Sweet Roll Assortment] per day. ¡°G-got it. Kehma, you be careful too okay?¡± And, like that, we left with Rokuko cave-sitting. ¡ Now that I think of it, this is the first time I¡¯ll be leaving the master room. When Tester stopped moving for one reason or another while digging I had Meat go retrieve it. ¡ I wonder if this world doesn¡¯t have chemicals harmful to humans in it? Maybe things like mana and magical power are harmful to human health¡ ¡°¡ You¡¯re not going?¡± ¡°Y-yeah. We¡¯re going. We¡¯re going now, so¡¡± ¡°Let¡¯s hurry up and go!¡± ¡°I¡¯m not pushing you know? Definitely not pushing you, you know?¡± ¡°Eh? Pushing? I got it¡ª¡± Hold up, the trantion function!? Wooah-! ¡ Pushed on the back by Rokuko, I left the master room. Entering the dungeon proper without incident, we appeared in the core room. ¡°¡ A-alright, nothing wrong happened right? Phew, scared the crap out of me¡ wait,e to think of it, can¡¯t I use magic and stuff now? Yep.¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama, are you alright?¡± ¡°Ah, yeah, you? I¡¯m all good.¡± ¡°Then let¡¯s hurry up and go¡ why are you still standing at the entrance?¡± No, now that I¡¯m thinking about it, isn¡¯t it bad if the dungeon master leaves from the dungeon after all? I should think about this some more¡ ¡°Ei-¡± ¡°What¡¯s with the push!? You¡¯re pushing me!? ¡°Eh, yes, I¡¯m pushing you.¡± ¡°Why!? Is Trantion Function-san overloaded and not working!? Ah-¡± My first time(walking)¡ against my will¡¡ª! ¡ Yep, nothing happened. Nothing happened as expected. After I took a serious step, Meat tugged on my clothes. ¡°Goshujin-sama?¡± ¡°A-ah, sorry. Well then, let¡¯s go!¡± Just one step towards the forest¡ ¡°¡ Should I push you?¡± ¡°Ah, yeah. Please¡¡± * Ohe on, what about the safety zone¡ though I didn¡¯t say that, wouldn¡¯t I be putting my life in danger by going outside? I followed Meat down the mountain road while grumbling about that. If I had to say why we were going outside, the reason would be for safety. You can¡¯t determine if you¡¯re safe without information, the peace right now might just be temporary so I¡¯m descending to the human vige. Ahh, I don¡¯t want to work. Of course, thanks to the clothes golem, I, who doesn¡¯t exercise at all, can easily run down the mountain path. It¡¯ll properly run after being told [Run to the Sia Township] after all. However, though I¡¯m just being moved, we had to take several breaks on the way since I got crazy tired¡ how is Meat alright¡ wonder how much muscle pain I¡¯ll have tomorrow. Even bringing things like water and food in after considering that we may not arrive in a day, I had Meat carry them after the first break. Rather, she wanted to carry it since that¡¯s work for ves and I didn¡¯t refuse. Even though Meat could still actually run while carrying the luggage, I was already at my limit even with the support of the clothes golem. Well, we turned up at the human vige after half a day. We didn¡¯te across anything particrly dangerous on the way. Since the clothes golem ran out of mana on the way, I refilled the magic stone with magical power¡ It¡¯s better to make use of magic stones and not be stingy. I can get a recement when we return. We arrived at the human vige after various things, the Sia Township. Other than water and food, I brought a lot of money from the dungeon. A portion of what the bandits were hoarding was able to be retrieved when the attack happened. A stone brick wall about five meters tall enclosed the town, gatekeeper soldiers were standing guard at the entrance gate. I mean, it¡¯s pretty huge. Isn¡¯t this town more of a city? Wonder how many people live here¡ Looking at the map for now, there were gates in the north, south, east, and west. This appears to be the west gate. ¡°Halt! What business do you have in Sia!¡± Approaching the gate, the gatekeeper was being vignt and called out for us to stop. I stopped since making trouble would be annoying. ¡°Ah, sorry. I¡¯m from the country. Do I need to do something to get inside?¡± ¡°¡ Answer the question. What business do you have in Sia?¡± ¡°Eeh, I set out from my old way of life to be an adventurer.¡± ¡°Hmm¡ Is that a ve? Is it yours?¡± ¡°That¡¯s right, I picked it up by chance.¡± ¡°Why did youe at this time?¡± ¡°Well, since knights seem to havee by and subjugate some bandits the other day, I thought it¡¯d be a safer journey. I didn¡¯t reallye here to do anything. Peace is good¡ Wait, perhaps, is there something wrong with the time right now? Sorry, a countryman like me doesn¡¯t know of things like that.¡± I didn¡¯t lie at all¡ After looking through the DP catalog and seeing [Lie Detecting Magic Tool (50000 DP)], I decided it would be better to be careful just to make sure. It was half the DP of the [Healing Scroll (100000 DP)], so it could likely appear on the market. Need to be careful to not say too much. The country had three residents (one being a dungeon core), and I decided to be an adventurer for information gathering. I picked up Meat in the dungeon, and came across knights on the way (the bandits were in the dungeon) so it became safe. ¡°Oh, I see. Sorry then¡ Right now, some higher ups came. They are rted to those knights you talked about before.¡± ¡°So that¡¯s it then? Work must be hard. Then, can I pass? Or do I need something?¡± ¡°Do you have identification? If not, it¡¯ll be five silver coins and one copper coin. One copper coin for the ve. The cor counts as identification for the ve.¡± Gah, they need a lot¡ I confirmed I brought my wallet. It had about eight silver and thirty copper in it. Yep, though it looks like I can afford it, how much money will it cost inside¡ ¡°Ah, the silver coins are a security deposit. Since you will get an ID from the guild if you be an adventurer, juste backter and show it¡ But I wonder if you have the money to register as an adventurer after leaving the country? It takes three silver to register at the adventurer guild. Three copper is fine if you have a soldier apany you to the adventurer guild until you can show ID. I¡¯ll tell you now, the two copper is thebor cost. We can go immediately since I¡¯m avable right now.¡± Oh, in other words¡ to save two copper, I can go to the adventurer guild without a guide, register ande back, then ask for the deposit back after showing the ID, then heading back to the adventurer guild¡ Yeah, bothersome. Better to ask for that. ¡°It¡¯s appreciated. Could you please?¡± ¡°Well then, I¡¯ll apany you¡ Oi, switch watch with me. See youter, I¡¯m off for guide duties.¡± I paid the four copper. The soldiers for watch duty alternated and we headed to the adventurer guild apanied by the soldier. Two copper for directions was cheap, probably. ¡ I didn¡¯t have gold coins, but I wonder if they exist anyways? How much money would it be worth? Though there were gold, silver, and copper in the DP catalog¡¯s treasures list, it felt like it kept going on for a hundred pages. Ah, but there¡¯s a cart in the main street with a delicious smell. Likely due to therge amount of grilled skewers, it smelled like roasted meat. Wonder what the meat is? ¡°Oi, I understand your feelings but can you wait until you get your ID? I¡¯m on the job here.¡± The soldier quickly called out and stopped me when I was staring at the cart. But this soldier is a good person isn¡¯t he. I¡¯ll spare his life even if hees into the dungeon. Walking like that for a while, we came up to arge building. A sword, medicine bottle, and a scroll were depicted on arge wooden board hanging prominently from it. It seems that was the sign for the adventurer guild. The people inside heading in and drinking appeared to be adventurers. To be drinking like that during the day¡ I wonder if they worked night shifts? When I went to the counter with the soldier, the receptionist held out a nk registration form. This world didn¡¯t use parchment, but rather ordinary paper? Simply well done. Though the nk registration form was written by hand, I wonder if they have printing technology? ¡°Can you write your name? It¡¯s one copper for someone to write for you.¡± ¡°Yeah¡ Meat, I¡¯ll leave it to you.¡± ¡°Yes, Goshujin-sama!¡± I got Meat to write for me. I can only write in Japanese. The only thing I couldn¡¯t understand was the characters, the trantion function took care of the sentences and turned them into Japanese in my head. Conversely, other people couldn¡¯t read sentences I write in Japanese. It was definitely troublesome, though picking up Meat was really good. Hmm? ¡ The soldier and the receptionist looked alternately between meat and I. Eh, what is it? Is a ve that can write unusual or something? ¡°It¡¯s surprising¡ even though she¡¯s such a small child¡¡± ¡°Eh well, it¡¯s because she was taught something useful.¡± ¡°I-is that so?¡± The receptionist gave an off feeling. Perhaps not writing things was no good in various ways? ¡ Though it might be toote, was my appearance weird for this area? Meat has ck hair so I thought it¡¯d be fine to go, but the bandits had European faces huh¡ Though the clothing was pretty much just ordinary clothes. But it seems that appearance wasn¡¯t rted to registration. My name written, the registration waspleted. The cost to register was six silver¡ yeah, two silver and around thirty copper coins left¡ it decreased a lot. ¡°I¡¯ll return since I was able to confirm your registration.¡± ¡°Ah, yeah. Thank you.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t worry about it, it¡¯s my job. From now on it¡¯ll just be one copper to use the gate.¡± The soldier went back after verifying the guild card. With this ID, I could also gather intelligence while checking out themissions. ¡°Well then, I will exin guild ranks.¡± ¡°Ah, yeah.¡± Though the ID was finished first, it seemed there was still more to be exined. Chapter 19 Extra: Strange Adventurer Applicant (Soldier¡¯s Point of View) I am a gatekeeper. I¡¯m someone who can be called a veteran. I don¡¯t mean to boast, but I can tell when a person is suspicious. While I was standing watch at the gate, a pair of travelers came. It¡¯s a man with ck hair and a girl with simrly ck hair. ck hair is unusual around here¡ I wonder if they¡¯re siblings? ¡ However, the girl¡¯s carrying the luggage while the man is empty-handed¡ no, he has a sword? Though I thought they were brother and sister from the way they looked, taking a closer look at the girl, she was a dog-type beastkin and seemed to be a ve. I see, so that¡¯s why she¡¯s carrying the luggage. But to make a small girl like that carry luggage, it feels awkward even though she¡¯s a ve. Or maybe he¡¯s racist against beastkin? No, she¡¯s dressed properly. The two gave an odd impression. At any rate, it¡¯s my job. ¡°Halt! What business do you have in Sia!¡± When I called out, the two obediently stopped. ¡°Ah, sorry. I¡¯m from the country. Do I need to do something to get inside?¡± They didn¡¯t appear to intend to be hostile and break through. I secretly activated a magic tool that detected lies. Gatekeepers have them to check whether there is any falsities given in conversations at the gates. Though I could tell they were suspicious people even without it it as a veteran gatekeeper, right now a big shot noble came from the capital. I was told to use it so that there would be no mistakes. It couldn¡¯t be helped, that¡¯s the rule. ¡°¡ Answer the question. What business do you have in Sia?¡± ¡°Eeh, I set out from my old way of life to be an adventurer.¡± Well, that didn¡¯t appear to be a lie. Hearing sess stories and aspiring to be an adventurer, that was something youths would choose over working and get rich quick. Well, it wasn¡¯t actually that easy. ¡°Hmm¡ Is that a ve? Is it yours?¡± ¡°That¡¯s right, I picked it up by chance.¡± That also didn¡¯t seem to be a lie. Since he admitted possessing it as the master, it was unquestionable. Since it appears that bandits have been rampant around here recently, it probably had an impact on stray ves. Its attire was good¡ I wonder if this guy doesn¡¯t treat it as a ve? ¡°Why did youe at this time?¡± ¡°Well, since knights seem to havee by and subjugate some bandits the other day, I thought it¡¯d be a safer journey. I didn¡¯t reallye here to do anything. Peace is good¡ Wait, perhaps, is there something wrong with the time right now? Sorry, a countryman like me doesn¡¯t know of things like that.¡± Hmph, wasn¡¯t a lie. Seems he doesn¡¯t know any detailed information. I don¡¯t mind if there¡¯s a little lie for some situations, but he really was an honest guy that didn¡¯t lie at all. ¡°Oh, I see. Sorry then¡ Right now, some higher ups came. They are rted to those knights you talked about before.¡± ¡°So that¡¯s it then? Work must be hard. Then, can I pass? Or do I need something?¡± Oh, that¡¯s not a gatekeeper¡¯s job. I helped him very business-like. When I mentioned money, he seemed to be worried about how much he had on him. I promptly informed him about guide services. That is, I could work as a cheap guide until he gets an ID. I noticed it earlier, but this beastkin ve is different from the ves I usually see. She seems to follow him happily. She appeared to be willingly carrying the luggage. She¡¯s probably treated very well. She was happy when the man patted her head¡ Hmm, I understand a bit better now. For now, it looks like he¡¯s not a bad guy. And so, I allowed him to pass through the gate and guided him to the adventurer guild personally. On the way, their attentions seemed to be attracted by a cart selling skewers, it was a bit heartwarming to see. Adventurers would make this town their base when registering here. If that¡¯s what happens, I¡¯m likely to meet them again. It might be good to treat them to skewers at that time. Heading into the adventurer guild, we immediately went to the counter. Though they said they could write for him if needed, he said it was no problem and asked the ve to. Well, surprisingly, the ve was called [Meat]. Th-that¡¯s¡ Meat, umm, if I recall correctly, isn¡¯t that the name for a sex ve? If anything, it¡¯s closer to a derogatory term. That means, this man¡ with a child like that¡ he has ¡®that¡¯ hobby? Ah, so that¡¯s why she¡¯s dressed so good. It finally makes sense. ¡ Well, how the ve is treated has nothing to do with me. However, to put her name as Meat on the registration form would definitely¡ even if she is freed from very, the beastkin girl¡¯s name would remain as Meat from now on. Though registered names could be changed, it was fundamentally something that wouldn¡¯t change until death. It took even more money than when you register. But purposely spending more of the little money they had on hand¡ would be heresy. Maybe I was hasty letting them inside the gates? Though she seemed to look at him with love, shouldn¡¯t she be filled with some kind of hatred instead? ¡ However, she strangely seemed to be d, so I guess it¡¯s not my ce to meddle. The guild receptionist muttered, [Such an adorable child¡ kuh, I have to protect her], though¡ Yep, that¡¯s it, I¡¯m unrted. Since I confirmed they had guild cards, I am now unrted to them! Hmmm, so he¡¯s Kehma huh, alriiiight alright, I¡¯m done here, I¡¯m unrted. With that, I decided to promptly return to the gate. Well, it¡¯s my job after all. Because I¡¯m a veteran guard! Hahaha! Chapter 20 Adventurer¡¯s Guild and the First Commission In the adventurer¡¯s guild, we paid money -> received cards -> got an exnation, isn¡¯t that order backwards? I said as much. Why would they bother to exin to broke people? Was what they said. Harsh. ¡°¡ Well, we only gave you the card beforehand because you came with Gatekeeper-san you know? If we deem you are no good after the inspection, your guild cards will be seized and you will be expelled from the town by the guild¡¯s staff.¡± ¡°The heck? Scary.¡± ¡°Ah, by the way, I¡¯m sorry but we won¡¯t return the money.¡± ¡°That¡¯s even more scary. You cheapskate!¡± ¡°The inspection has already begun, you know?¡± ¡°Hahaha, I was just kidding. Your treatment of strangers is incredibly reasonable. Yep, very much so.¡± ¡°So long as you understand.¡± Come on, it¡¯s just troublesome if you do that. By the way, we¡¯re in a different room now. Looks like they exin while heading to the inspection. They¡¯re almost definitely going to use lie detecting magic tools. Let¡¯s try and answer these carefully. ¡°Then some questions¡ your hometown?¡± ¡°Ah, well, I can¡¯t answer that. I don¡¯t really know.¡± ¡°¡ Me too.¡± I wonder how they¡¯d say Japan in this world. Another world¡? ¡°¡ What are you good at? It doesn¡¯t affect what ss you want. Please say if you have any battle experience or things like that.¡± ¡°I¡¯ve never been in a fight, I hope to be a rear guard. Oh, how can I be a mage?¡± ¡°I can work using my body. I¡¯m even okay being beaten.¡± Meat-san? Why do you look a bit delighted by saying you want to be beaten? I was told that to practice to be a mage I¡¯d need to buy scrolls from magic shops. ¡°Why do you want to be adventurers?¡± ¡°To improve my life.¡± ¡°Because Goshujin-sama told me.¡± I just want to sleep in safety, I¡¯m not aiming at getting rich¡ ¡°¡ That was very helpful. Well, then for criminal backgrounds, do you have anything you can¡¯t discuss? With that, are those your real names? If those are pseudonyms, please tell me your real names.¡± ¡°It is my real name. As for something I can¡¯t talk about¡ hmmm¡ ah, did you want to hear about my fetish?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know it since I can¡¯t remember.¡± Still, she stared at me with eyes that seemed to say it was alright and that she was looking at something dirty. Though it looks like I dodged the subject, I wonder if my nce wandering under the table at her feet (leather boots) was exposed¡ M-maybe the magic tool understood what I was thinking about!? Maybe I can¡¯t deal with it after all!? ¡°¡ What do you think of little girls? Please answer honestly.¡± ¡°Eh¡? They¡¯re cute, I guess? ¡°I won¡¯t lose.¡± Huh? I don¡¯t understand the intention of that question. This isn¡¯t time to pick up men, Receptionist-san with beautiful breasts. I wonder if my response was the correct answer? And Meat, why did you say you won¡¯t lose? Ah, is it something about Rokuko? Did something happen? ¡°¡ Alright, thank you very much¡ As for any problems¡ there doesn¡¯t seem to be any, congrattions. With this you¡¯re clear and ready to be an adventurer.¡± ¡°Thank you.¡± ¡°Continuing on, I will exin the guild.¡± The heck, that¡¯s an amazing objection. But we passed since there weren¡¯t any problems. ording to her exnation, the guild has a rank system with S at the top, continuing from A to G after that. It seems that people like us who have no experience start at G-Rank. Ranking up is done bymission achievement points and a guild inspection. She informed us that sincemissions are put on the bulletin board, we only need to bring one that matches our rank to the counter. (Looks like the price for those who can¡¯t read is negotiable. Doesn¡¯t matter to us though.) That and that the adventurer guild wouldn¡¯t help at all if wemit a crime. The guild card would be invalidated and confiscated, as well as the reward being taken away. ¡°I see, I get it. Oh, should I watch out for anything else while staying in town?¡± ¡°¡ It¡¯s better to keep away from the slum outside of the south gate. There, even though they¡¯re ves, they get treated harshly.¡± Woah. So the ves there get treated more like ves? Though I feel awkward treating Meat roughly¡ she¡¯s a child after all. ¡°Thanks for the advice¡¡± I wouldn¡¯t follow it, but I didn¡¯t tell her that. From her re, even if I didn¡¯t say it she probably understood that though. * There were no temte-like events to wee neers. Drunk adventurers? Dead drunk and asleep. It¡¯s good they aren¡¯t making trouble. Well then, let¡¯s check out themissions immediately. I looked for information about [Dungeons] and the [Ordinary Cave]. ¡ Oh, there it is, ¡®Dungeon [Ordinary Cave]¡¯s Survey Reward: 1 Silver Coins, 2 People Minimum¡¯¡ eh, F-Rank or higher huh. What now? We can¡¯t ept it if it¡¯s not G. We need to increase our rank. Looks like it¡¯ll take some time¡ ah, nope. All of a sudden it¡¯s be tiresome. I wanna sleep¡ y9PayBB ¡°Meat, are there anymissions we can take at G-Rank? Something easy if possible.¡± ¡°Hmm¡ ah. What about this one?¡± The request Meat found was: ¡®Toilet Cleaning, Reward: 8 Copper Coins, Rank-N/A, 1 Person Minimum.¡¯ Ah, yeah. There it is. I wouldn¡¯t have understood if it said something like herb collecting. Huh? But isn¡¯t it fine to use use [Cleanup]? Thinking that, I took it to the counter to ask about it. ¡°¡ Oh, yes. Themission wants cleaning since [Cleanup] didn¡¯t work. Will you do it?¡± ¡°Please give me a moment to think about it.¡± That¡¯s just filthy¡ is what I was thinking, when Meat secretly spoke to me. ¡°It¡¯ll be fine if it¡¯s Goshujin-sama¡¯s [Cleanup]. It¡¯ll even be more clean than usual.¡± ¡°Eh, you think so?¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama¡¯s bubbles are amazing. It¡¯s alright. If that doesn¡¯t work I¡¯ll clean it.¡± Is that so? Though the image is important for magic, was there that much of a difference? ¡ Well, I¡¯ll give it a go since Meat said she¡¯ll clean it if it doesn¡¯t work. ¡°Excuse me, we¡¯ll do this one.¡± ¡°¡ ¡ ¡ Alright, you have epted it. The location is the west industrial zone¡¯s cksmith, don¡¯t get lost. Don¡¯t forget to have the client sign themission ticket after you have finished.¡± The heck, did I do something to Receptionist-san? She was looking at me with eyes like she saw something incredibly filthy. Even her words were sharp. Is that it? That I was going to treat Meat more like a ve after all? At any rate, we went to deal with themission since we epted it. Though the map she showed me was quickly taken back, I didn¡¯t have any problems since I could look at the menu and arrived at the west industrial zone. It¡¯s invisible to Meat, so I figured other people couldn¡¯t see it. It¡¯d be better to not stand out in public, it would probably look suspicious for a person to look around at nothing in front of them. The walking that I¡¯d left to the clothes golem stopped abruptly. Looks like we arrived at our destination. It¡¯s good we didn¡¯t get lost. I decided to finish it quickly and pass themission ticket to the client. The client was a man that felt like an experienced and taciturn artisan. ¡°¡ A ve huh. That mean you¡¯ll have the ve there do the cleaning? Pretty small though¡¡± ¡°I¡¯ll take a look at it first. We more or less epted themission together after all.¡± ¡°¡ That so? Over here then.¡± Peeking my head into the restroom, it was filled with the unique stench of human waste. Blegh, I feel nauseous. ¡°It¡¯s fine to vomit, but clean it up yourself. I hired you to clean the stains.¡± ¡°¡ Ah, yeah.¡± ¡°Call for me when you¡¯re done.¡± The client left quickly. That¡¯s convenient. ¡°¡ You okay, Meat?¡± ¡°I¡¯m used to this.¡± What kind of ce where you in? Thinking that, I tried out using [Cleanup]. I specifically pictured bleaching things with a chlorinated detergent. ¡°[Cleanup]¡± The entire restroom was covered in a froth of bubbles. After the restroom¡¯s walls and floor were covered, it wrapped the toilet in bubbles before disappearing. It¡¯d bepletely clean, even having a faint scent of chlorine andvender drift through the air. It felt like a real restroom after being cleaned. ¡ Oh, the brown porcin was originally white. The rest of the restroom was the same. ¡°Goshujin-sama is amazing.¡± ¡°Oh, nice.¡± However, it was over in an instant¡ Hmm, since I don¡¯t want to be a famous adventurer, this stands out too much in various ways. Maybe I¡¯ll kill time with a little nap? ¡°Alright. Well then, Meat. Please pretend to clean the restroom. I¡¯ll go do a bit of information gathering. If someonees say I¡¯m in the middle of cleaning¡ That¡¯s right, about one hour should be fine. The clock golem you have, does it have enough mana? ¡ Ah, please watch the clock without letting anyone see.¡± ¡°Y-yes¡ one hour, then.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll leave it to you if someonees before I return. If no onees before an hour¡¯s up, get themission end signature and wait for me.¡± ¡°U-understood.¡± I left Meat in the restroom and secretly went outside. ¡ Even though it¡¯s clean now, it¡¯s still weird to sleep in a restroom after all. Chapter 21 The First Commission Completion? I, who had quietly left without Meat, went walking towards themercial district looking for a ce to take a nap. Though it wasn¡¯t very far from the industrial district, it was near the main street. It had stalls too¡ Oh, now that I think about it there were stalls with grilled meat skewers. Maybe I should buy a present for Meat? Since I said that I would go and gather information, it¡¯d probably be better to investigate a little bit as an excuse. That¡¯s right, it might be a good ce to gather information while taking afortable nap. However, looks like there¡¯s various kinds of shops. They even sell bread¡ yep, seems hard. I remember the bandits all having their eyes set on the melon bread. Looks like you can buy about three loafs of the hard bread for two copper. Which reminds me, I can use the menu even though I¡¯m not in the dungeon. I wonder if I can spend DP? Maybe I could use it to deal withmissions¡ ah, though I can look through the DP catalog, looks like I can¡¯t buy anything. Unfortunate. Well, it might be interesting topare the actual price of things with their DP cost. ¡°¡ Wait, I was looking for a ce to take a nap.¡± I strayed from my original goal and started gathering information. Seems like the fantastical environment floating through this alternate world¡¯s town ticked my instincts as a man. However, there¡¯s a lot of buildings. I can¡¯t find a ce to head to for a nap. Giving up finding a ce by myself, I decided asking a local about it would be faster. I immediately went into what looked like a well-informed shop to get information¡ hmm, is this a greengrocer? The greengrocer even looks like it sold things at an affordable price, the ¡°Listen for a bit after buying this¡± tactic seemed just right here. I want a particrly affordable one, probably an apple¡ yep, it¡¯s an apple. Though it was slightly smaller than the apples I know, there¡¯s also melons in this world, so there¡¯s probably apples. ¡°Hey, old man, how much for this?¡± ¡°Ah, that¡¯s three copper coins for two.¡± ¡°Then I¡¯ll buy ¡¯em. Two¡ ah, no bag, where¡¯s a good ce to eat these?¡± ¡°Ah. I don¡¯t care where you eat it, but stay a bit away. Standing in front of the shop would be a hindrance to business after all.¡± I passed three copper coins to the greengrocer old man and took the apples. I moved a bit to the side and sank my teeth into an apple. ¡ Sour! ¡°Wow¡ this is¡ pretty sour.¡± ¡°Is that so? Though I think that¡¯s usual for this year¡¯s apples?¡± ¡°Mm, no, I¡¯m not calling you stingy, it¡¯s just the first time I¡¯ve eaten an apple here and was surprised. Don¡¯t scowl at me. I¡¯m not from here.¡± ¡°Ah, so that¡¯s it. You a traveler,d?¡± ¡°Adventurer. I just came to this town today¡ Oh, there¡¯s a sweetness inside the sour, it¡¯s a good taste.¡± ¡°I get itd.¡± When I said it was pretty sour he scowled at me, but immediately let up his vignce. Felt good. It really is sour, but it¡¯s not that bad eating it while thinking it¡¯s that kind of thing. ¡°Yeah, I¡¯ve heard sour apples go well with sugar, turning into something like a pastry.¡± ¡°Heeh, knowledgeable huh. Though since sugar is valuable around here, this apple alone is plenty sweet.¡± Heeh, I obtained pretty good information by chance¡ Should I make sugar with the dungeon? Adventurers would be attracted to the sugar like ants¡ no, it¡¯d probably be fine even if adventurers didn¡¯t do that. I¡¯ll make a mental note of that. ¡°That so? Right, can you tell me if you know about a good ce to take a nap or something?¡± ¡°Hahaha! You¡¯re interesting to listen tod! Let¡¯s see, if you want to take a nap, I think the park in the central district would be good?¡± ¡°Oh, so there¡¯s a park. That sounds like a good ce for a nap.¡± ¡°Ah, but watch out for people getting too close to your wallet while you sleep yeah? You should buy fruits from me if you have money inside it!¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯ll be careful. I¡¯ll buy from you again if I¡¯m ever in the neighborhood.¡± ¡°Thanks for your patronage!¡± Information gathering was going quite pleasantly. By the way, if I wanted to take an apple out with DP, it was listen in the food category as ten apples for 5 DP. Then again, the apples thate out would probably be the sweet apples that I¡¯m used to instead of these¡ no, since I can choose hard bread in the bread assortment, I could probably choose the kind of apple too. Well, central part huh¡ I wonder if there¡¯s a sunny ce with just enough shade? I bit into the other apple and headed to the park¡ Hmm, yep, this is sour. * I was able to nap in the central park without anything happening. Though I ordered the clothes golem to repel people that might try to obstruct my nap just in case, it looks like that didn¡¯t happen this time. But I slept quite well, about two hours. ¡ Crap, I slept too long. I wonder if Meat is angry. As for information, I only obtained two things. ¡°Apples here are sour, sugar is valuable¡± and ¡°The central park is great for a nap¡±. Well even though I immediately had an idea, I might have to face my honor. I rushed to the cksmith where themission to clean the restroom was in a bit of a run. Since I didn¡¯t make an appearance of leaving, I secretly entered the restroom. ¡°Goshujin-sama, you¡¯re back?¡± ¡°Yeah, I gathered enough information. How was it here?¡± ¡°I turned him away just one time. Though he came again after that, I said we were done since it had been an hour. I got his signature and was waiting for Goshujin-sama.¡± Ah, now that I think about it I didn¡¯t say where to wait¡ yep, I¡¯m really sorry. ¡°You didn¡¯t have to wait in the toilet and could have been on a table or something you know?¡± ¡°S-sorry. Will you punish me?¡± Meat apologized while hanging her head down and fidgeting. No, I didn¡¯t say you did something bad so why would I punish you? I patted Meat¡¯s head as gently as possible. Her soft hair was pleasant to the touch. Her dog ears were soft. ¡°Ahh¡¡± Meat made a nk look, making me somewhat shy after a short time of continuing to stroke her. Was she ovee with emotion from being stroked? She followed along while hugging my right arm even though she usually restrained herself. What a cute child. I lead Meat out of the restroom to show her her reward. ¡°¡ Are you finished?¡± I was talking to the client after leaving the restroom. ¡°Hmm? Yeah. It¡¯s finished.¡± ¡°That so¡ little miss,e to me when this guy, I won¡¯t be as bad.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t want to.¡± What is this old guy talking about so suddenly with a serious face? Though I thought that, Meat refused him immediately. ¡ He¡¯s ring at me for some reason though. Aren¡¯t you liked a lot, Meat? Just what happened while I took that nap? ¡°¡ I see. However, you don¡¯t know what it means to be an adventurer. Keep that it mind.¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama, let¡¯s go.¡± ¡°O-okay.¡± Meanwhile, Meat wasn¡¯tpletely ignored anymore. Seriously, what happened. But really, I don¡¯t know what it means to be a Dungeon Master. Though I don¡¯t want to die, there is always a possibility of dying. I can just bring the possibility as close to nothing as I can. Well, I might need toy a bit of groundwork in case I die. I decided to ask the client something. ¡°¡ If I die and she¡¯s put out on the streets, if you want to, could youe along and help her?¡± ¡°Hmph, I¡¯d help the little miss even if you didn¡¯t say anything¡ she¡¯s too good a child for someone like you.¡± ¡°Then I¡¯ll entrust it to you. Well, I don¡¯t n on dropping dead so easily.¡± The old artisan had a surprised look on and nodded after thinking for a moment. As I thought, looks like he isn¡¯t a bad guy. Though I called him old, he doesn¡¯t seem like he¡¯ll be kicking the bucket anytime soon. I just met him and was asking something of a client in addition, but I felt a bit relieved. ¡°¡ Am I, being, thrown away¡?¡± Hearing such a conversation, Meat looked like she had just watched her pet be run over by a car. ¡°What are you saying, I¡¯m not going to throw you away.¡± For now, it looked like she improved after I tousled her hair since she looked lively. Chapter 22 For Now, One Night It was alreadyte by the time we returned to the adventurer guild. ¡°¡ Yes, congrattions onpleting themission. Here is the reward of eight copper coins.¡± The Receptionist-san who was ring at me went beyond being curt. Hmph, why is she ring at me so much even though I don¡¯t treat Meat badly. ¡°With that, there is an additional one copper coin to the youngdy as a special reward. It¡¯s from the client to pass directly to the youngdy, along with a message. Here.¡± ¡°Heeh, that¡¯s good, Meat.¡± ¡°Y-yes.¡± Meat took the copper coin held over the counter. Since Meat is small, Receptionist-san leaned a considerable amount to pass it. ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama, here.¡± And then immediately presented it to me after receiving it. ¡ No, isn¡¯t it better to keep it? ¡°¡ Use it however you want to.¡± ¡°H-here.¡± She stubbornly held it out to me¡ it would be a nuisance to be in front of the counter. Reluctantly, I epted it. I¡¯ll give it back to Meat as pocket money after this. ¡°Alright, thanks.¡± ¡°Nn¡?¡± epting the copper coin, I patted her head. Meat really looked happy. Her dog tail was wagging back and forth. Y-yeah, Receptionist-san, don¡¯t re at me. It stings¡ ah, right. ¡°I want to go to an inn around here, is there a good ce?¡± ¡°You can reserve a bed with four copper coins if you go to the south gate¡¯s slums, but it¡¯s safety isn¡¯t guaranteed¡ ah, if you want you could give the youngdy to me to look after? It¡¯s fine even for free.¡± ¡°No, I¡¯ll refrain from that¡¡± W-what is this receptionist plotting? Or rather isn¡¯t she just trying to get closer? And what¡¯s with the feeling she¡¯ll do something to Meat!? Perhaps, she¡¯s going to do something terrible to Meat while looking after her for one night? Kuh, I don¡¯t know what it is but I should be vignt around this Receptionist-san. ¡°¡ One night, something that we can sleep safely in with around forty copper coins, good rice is fine.¡± ¡°Then around here, the [Sleeping Songbird Pavilion] is fine. One night and one meal is thirty-five copper coins.¡± They seemed like pretty good terms. Receptionist-san was doing her job as a receptionist well. I decided to head there right after learning the area from looking at a map. Though normal adventurers with a daily ie of eight copper coins per day couldn¡¯t stay there, it was trivial with my other upation as a Dungeon Master. Well, my funds are in a tight spot though. ¡ Right, I¡¯ll earn a bit more from tomorrow onward. I only worked a small bit since we came to the town and register at the guild today after all¡ oh, but the job was finished so easily. I wonder if it¡¯s impossible to get safety and money without working¡ Even if I turned the dungeon into a base, it¡¯d be difficult to make trips there since it¡¯s half a day away running at full speed. I think it¡¯d be about a day walking. No matter what we¡¯d need to stay a night¡ well, here¡¯s the [Sleeping Songbird Pavilion]. It¡¯s a nice wooden inn. Thanks for the rmendation, Receptionist-san. I don¡¯t know what you¡¯re plotting, though. When I opened the door, a woman was at the reception desk. ¡°Excuse me, I was referred here by the adventurer guild, do you have any empty rooms?¡± ¡°Hmm? Yeah, we do. Referred by the guild huh? So you¡¯re a guest adventurer then? It¡¯s thirty-five copper coins for a night with one meal, but¡ hmm? That¡¯s a child ve huh. What about the ve? It¡¯s five copper to rent a shed.¡± ¡°Ah, this one wants to sleep in the same room as me¡ is there an extra fee?¡± ¡°¡ We do not charge extra for something like that. How about the ve¡¯s meal? It¡¯s two copper.¡± ¡°That¡¯s fine then. I¡¯ll reserve a room for a night.¡± I tried to hand her seven copper and a silver coin since I didn¡¯t have enough copper coins, though when I realized the change would be copper coins I just gave her a silver coin. The change was sixty-three copper coins¡ oi, counting is tiresome. I was thinking that, but she used a tool that looked like a coin case to count them out in groups of ten, so it wasn¡¯t that bothersome. It¡¯s a pretty convenient tool, huh. However, she took out the thirty-seven from the one hundred that came out. The process was a bit fancy. ¡°One night¡¯s stay then. Ah, do you want the meal brought to your room?¡± ¡°If possible.¡± ¡°Alright, that¡¯s fine then¡ oh yeah, I¡¯d appreciate it if you used [Cleanup] on the sheets before leaving the room. Well then, here¡¯s the key. Your room number is seven, it¡¯s on the first floor.¡± I epted the key and headed towards the room. When I opened the door with a ¡®7¡¯ written on it using the key, the inside really did look like an inn. As for the window¡ yeah, it didn¡¯t have ss and instead used wooden boards. It looked like a double hinged door. Speaking of which, I wonder if there¡¯s ss in this world? I get the feeling the water golem¡¯s value is increasing. Light magic tools were set up for lighting. I was told putting a magic stone into the switch to turn it on was this inn¡¯s special feature. It seems that it¡¯s fine whether you use the magic stones sold by the inn or your own. Additionally, you could use your own magical power even if you don¡¯t have a magic stone¡ though you¡¯d need to keep filling it up. By the way, though I¡¯d heard this for the first time, when magic stones are used up and worn out it seems that they disappear. It seems theyst longer when periodically filled with magical power. Thenes the crucial bed, but it just felt like thin sheets on a wooden frame. It was pretty hard. Rather, it was more like a nk. It was more or less just some thin sheets stacked on each other, just a little better than a park bench. I think the [Futon] for 5 DP is superior beddingpared to this. It might actually be better. ¡°I will sleep on the floor, right?¡± ¡°No, we¡¯ll sleep together. It¡¯s cold.¡± I want to eat the meal and lie down as soon as possible¡ The muscle pain from earlier hurts. I might not be able to move tomorrow without being forcibly moved by the clothes golem¡ Thinking that, I used [Cleanup] on myself and Meat while waiting for the meal. ¡°Right, here¡¯s your share of today¡¯s reward.¡± I took out five copper coins, handing it to Meat. It was an equal split plus her extra. ¡°I, I can¡¯t ept that! I didn¡¯t do anything.¡± ¡°Didn¡¯t Meat find themission and tell me it was possible with my [Cleanup]? With that, it¡¯s fine.¡± ¡°B-but¡¡± ¡°Those roasted meat skewers were just five copper each huh¡ I want to eat them with Meat~¡± ¡°¡ I-I¡¯ll ept it.¡± Probably since I mentioned the skewers, I heard the sound of stomach rumbling. Not mine. Meat¡¯s. ¡ Now that I think about it, she hasn¡¯t eaten anything since we came to Sia huh? Just breakfast. I feel a bit guilty from just me eating those apples. After a while, someone from the inn brought our meal to the room. Mine was two loafs of bread with a vegetable soup, while Meat¡¯s was just two loafs of bread. I see, so that¡¯s the difference? I shared half of my vegetable soup with Meat and forced the hard bread into my mouth. The vegetable soup was quite good. Yep. It was nd, but it left the feeling of a vegetable¡¯s umami. * Now, we left the room after one night. My body felt rigid and creaked, but the muscle pain wasn¡¯t that bad. I¡¯m saved. This time Meat was even able to be used as a hug pillow without peeing. Going to the restroom before sleeping is important after all. She tried to take off her clothes when we wereying down, but I stopped her. I remembered that they asked us to use [Cleanup] on the sheets before leaving, so I cleaned them quickly. I was getting used to [Cleanup]¡ it was probably amusing seeing the aftermath of being thoughtless in a room being turned spotless. W-well, it should be fine being this clean. ¡°Meat, do you have everything?¡± ¡°I, have it all.¡± ¡°Alright, then instead of getting breakfast let¡¯s go buy something from a stall.¡± ¡°Y-yes.¡± I returned the key to the woman, leaving the inn. It was a typical affordable inn¡ also the result of gathering information. Now that I think about it, I wonder if Rokuko¡¯s fine being by herself in the dungeon¡ she¡¯s probably alright. She was alone before I arrived after all. I¡¯m gradually starting to miss the dungeon¡¯s Master Room. Let¡¯s hurry up and collect more profitable information and head back¡ Chapter 23 A Human Town for the First Time, Day Two Buying a ham sandwich for breakfast, we went to the adventurer guild in the morning. The adventurer guild was considerably packed this early in the morning. When I looked, it appeared they were struggling for themissions being posted on the bulletin board. ¡ Yep, don¡¯t want to get mixed in with that¡ ¡°Goshujin-sama.¡± As though to tell me to leave it to her, Meat¡¯s eyes were sparkling. ¡ Honestly, I¡¯m a bit hesitant to have a young kid go into a ce like that, but¡ ¡°Alright, go get amission that looks fine!¡± ¡°Yes!¡± Meat plunged into the bustle of people. Her small body was gulped up by them and disappeared surprisingly quickly¡ After a while, she came back holding twomission tickets in her mouth. I patted her head gently while calling her a good girl. Meat¡¯s body writhed in joy. She really does look like a dog in every respect. Well, as for themissions she took¡ ¡°Deliver 10 Items, Reward: 10 Copper Coins, G-Rank Minimum, 1 Person Minimum, Note: Deliver by the end of the day¡± and ¡°Rabbit Subjugation, Reward: Purchase Each Meat for 10 Copper, Rank-G Minimum, 1 Person Minimum, Note: 3 Minimum, 10 Max. Fresh meat only¡±. I see, I can be a deliveryman with the clothes golem and a map, and feel like I should be able to subjugate rabbits. These should be fine. I immediately went to the counter with themission tickets. ¡°¡ You¡¯re going to be a deliveryman after having juste to the town yesterday? I don¡¯t rmend it.¡± ¡ Oh, it¡¯s you again. The same Receptionist-san as yesterday was at the counter. ¡°There shouldn¡¯t be a problem if I properly get the address.¡± ¡°As far as taking it to a local, wouldn¡¯t it be faster for them to deliver the letter themselves?¡± ¡°After learning the address, I wouldn¡¯t go that far.¡± ¡°Moreover, taking a subjugation-typemission as well? That¡¯s reckless.¡± ¡°Reckless?¡± ¡°Yes, reckless. It¡¯s fine to be confident, particrly for a rabbitmission, but these are intended to be used for the skewer stall¡¯s butcher. The meat can¡¯t be made into a mess by amateur swordsmanship and need to be pristine, how would you even take them down?¡± ¡°Well, I¡¯ll leave it to my partner.¡± Meat was honestly a strong fighter. ¡°¡ Furthermore, though I thought I¡¯d exined it when establishing your guild card, you will be fined if you can¡¯tplete amission, as well as punished. Is that fine?¡± ¡°Yeah, I don¡¯t mind.¡± Sorry, I wasn¡¯t listening. At an rate, I submitted mine and Meat¡¯s guild cards and epted themission. ¡°¡ It has been epted. Be careful. Oh, please go around back to receive the things for the deliverymission from the responsible party.¡± ¡°Yeah, thanks.¡± Receptionist-san was scowling profusely, but other than being being belligerent she did her job diligently and properly gave advice. She¡¯s probably a capable person. She also might be the kind of person to easily misunderstand things. ¡°Alright, then let¡¯s go, Meat.¡± ¡°Yes!¡± Meat and I left the counter, going around back to do the deliverymission first. * Dividing thebor for the deliverymission between us, we finished quickly. ¡ I didn¡¯t run, considering my leg¡¯s muscle pains, slowly delivering three of the cases to rtively close ces. Meat quickly handled the other seven. Even though the clothes golem¡¯s navigationpensated, I couldn¡¯t help praising her excellence. The cuteness of her tail wagging back and forth quickly while I pat her healed me. We finished with still some of the morning left over. With this we can probably get the rabbits. Incidentally, I wonder where we¡¯re supposed to hunt the rabbits. Crap, I don¡¯t know about that at all. For the time being, let¡¯s try and ask the client. The client was standing at the grilled skewer stall. The smell of the meat as the glistening oil dripped from it while being grilled drifted through the air. My mouth started drooling on reflex, I had to swallow it back. ¡°Oh, are you the adventurer that took the rabbit meatmission? Then, the meat? Doesn¡¯t look like you have it though.¡± ¡°Ah, no, I still have to head there.¡± ¡°That so? Since the meat is for next week, it needs to be hunted today. I¡¯ll be roasting meat here until the evening. Then, was there something you needed?¡± Just then, a small noise came from a cute stomach. It wasn¡¯t mine of course, it was Meat¡¯s. Bute to think of it, it was lunchtime huh. ¡°¡ Right, how about we get two skewers first? Then, please tell me where we can hunt the rabbits.¡± ¡°Sure. Two for ten copper¡ yep, that¡¯s it. If you¡¯re looking for rabbits, they¡¯re outside town. The west gate would work, in the forest by the Tsuia Mountain, a bit on the side facing us¡ ah, bring them back intact if you aren¡¯t confident in dismantling them.¡± ¡°I see, thank you. Then, we¡¯re off.¡± I epted the skewers, passing one to Meat. In return, Meat tried to pass me five copper. I didn¡¯t ept them, though. ¡°It was just a necessary expense for us to get information, don¡¯t worry about it. Besides, it¡¯s a master¡¯s duty to feed their ves. So, go ahead and eat.¡± ¡°¡ Umm, then what do I¡¡± ¡°Ah, when Meat finds something she wants to buy, it¡¯s fine to buy it. Save for something you want.¡± ¡°Umm¡ that¡¯s¡ yes.¡± Meat put the copper coins away in the small bag she used as a substitute for a purse. She then bit into the meat skewer. ¡ Yep, that¡¯s it, it doesn¡¯t taste bad. It doesn¡¯t taste bad, but it¡¯s a bit smelly,pared to a hamburger the taste is a bit light. Her face said something like that. * When I showed themission ticket to the gatekeeper at the west gate, we were able to leave without paying the toll. Then while heading to the forest, we saw the first rabbit. ¡°Kya?¡± It was kind of¡ innocently cute. The small animal¡¯s red eyes were cute. It was fluffy and nomming on the grass. However, in the next moment, Meat severed its head. With the knife golem in her right hand, she easily cut through it with vibration mode. ¡°It¡¯s meat.¡± ¡°Y-yeah. Well done, excellent.¡± This child has no mercy. The rabbit corpse¡¯s legs were somewhat bloody from the neck that still pulsed blood. It was thrown into a leather bag after losing the rest of its blood. She also threw the severed head in while she was at it. I, with my broken heart, probably wouldn¡¯t have been able to achieve this without Meat¡ wonder if I¡¯m feeling guilty over those adventurers dying in the dungeon¡ Well, I can at least hit a rabbit on the head though. The meat I¡¯ve always eaten is meat that someone¡¯s killed, so when I eat it I¡¯m also assisting that. In that case, there¡¯s no reason to not kill them here seeing as how I eat meat. Assisted by the de golem and clothes golem, I could cleanly cut through it. Though a little of the blood got on me, I quickly used [Cleanup] to get clean. ¡ Wait,e to think of it none of the blood has gotten on Meat-san huh, I seriously respect her. We continued that until we had ten rabbits to bring to the client. The breakdown? Eight for Meat, two for me, so what? Meat could instantly decapitate them after all. I held out one I found to her, pinning it down with both hands so it couldn¡¯t run away. I got this one myself (with the golem¡¯s assistance). Wouldn¡¯t Meat have been fine by herself¡? ¡°Heeh, you¡¯re¡ An-chan, you looknky, but you have skill.¡± Sorry, those are the results of this child here. My duty was to hold rabbits by the legs while Meat-sensei hunted for them one by one, I just had to throw them in the bag after all the blood drained. Meat-sensei went into the forest alone, I just diligently waited and did nothing outside while they drained. At any rate, the client gave us a high evaluation. Though they were sitting in the bag, thanks to draining the blood the fur was in good condition. Except for one of them, he purchased them all for the maximum price of ten copper coins, ny-seven copper¡ since most of them were in good condition, he gave us a bonus, making our ie one silver. Eh? Whose went for seven? That¡¯s right, it¡¯s the one I got on my own. It was pretty bad, the body was cut into two you know? Chapter 24 Ranking Up and the Guild Head¡¯s Story After all that, we headed back to the adventurer guild with themission tickets. Suitably, it was slowly beginning to be dark outside. Do most people finish their business by evening? It looked like there were less people than yesterday. ¡°¡ Well, how did you do? Was it impossible after all?¡± Then there was this Receptionist-san. Was that it? Remembering the neers¡¯ faces on the second day of being registered, I wonder if I should care? ¡°No, we properly finished. Here.¡± ¡°¡ ¡ You certainly did. More so, with a high evaluation¡?¡± Receptionist-san¡¯s face knit in a frown. ¡°Congrattions, you can rank up. Do you wish to rank up?¡± ¡°Eh-?¡± Ranking up¡ that means going to Rank-F from Rank-G, I guess. ¡°The requirement for ranking up from G to F is to do tenmissions, of which subjugationmissions count twice. In the case of high evaluations, it counts twice yet again¡ Additionally, the rabbit subjugation asked for three or more, thus was counted as apleted request for every three animals¡ Therefore, with those, you have met the rank-up requirements¡ Do you wish to rank-up?¡± ¡°Ah, yeah.¡± ¡°Then, your Guild Card please. Sorry for the inconvenience.¡± When Meat and I handed over our Guild Cards, Receptionist-san withdrew to the back room. ¡ Ranking up on the second day of being registered, I wonder if we¡¯re standing out? Though I instinctively wanted to rank up, I wonder if that was a bad choice. No, if we get F-Rank we can ept the [Ordinary Cave] surveymission. If we ept the surveymission, it wouldn¡¯t be strange to ask for more detailed information about the [Ordinary Cave]. While we waited on seats at a table, the Receptionist-san came back. ¡°Kehma-sama, and¡ Meat-sama. The Guild Head wished to interview you. This way, please.¡± Yep, she was definitely hesitant to address Meat with ¡®-sama¡¯ just now. It felt like she did it because it was her job. I wonder if she thinks she¡¯s my ve. Still, I think someone who can properly work and clearly address someone passes the wick. However, I¡¯m a bit afraid of the Guild Head zeroing in on us¡ But I can¡¯t refuse, there¡¯s no choice but to go. Following in behind Receptionist-san, we headed to the Guild Head¡¯s room¡ it had a splendid door with a te saying ¡°Guild Head¡¯s Room¡± at the top. When Receptionist-san knocked, a rough voice came from inside. ¡°Yeah, enter.¡± ¡°Excuse me.¡± When the Receptionist-san entered the room, there was an old man with a stocky build. He had tanned skin stereotypical of an adventurer, a white mustache that felt confident and seasoned, and impressive eyes that shone like a carnivore¡¯s. ¡°I¡¯m Gin, the Guild Head. I heard of you guys from Silia.¡± I guess Silia is Receptionist-san? That¡¯s the first time I heard her name. The Guild Head stared at Meat, who was standing still. ¡°¡ Jou-chan, what do you think of An-chan here?¡± ¡°He¡¯s Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°¡ Is that so.¡± Meat answered immediately. The Guild Head patted Meat¡¯s head and nodded slowly. Unlike his dignified appearance, his smile gave the impression of a good old man. Then, he turned around towards Receptionist-san. ¡°Well, it¡¯s fine then, oi, Silia. Do the rank up process properly.¡± ¡°Eh-, y-yes¡¡± ¡°Silia and Jou-chan, please go outside. I want to talk to this fellow here for a bit.¡± Being told to leave by the Guild Head, Silia left the room with Meat¡ I also want to leave though. Probably can¡¯t, though¡ ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright, wait outside.¡± Meat nodded and went out. Making sure the two left the room, the Guild Head opened his mouth. ¡°She seems to be quite attached.¡± ¡°Yeah. She¡¯s cute.¡± ¡°¡ What rtion do you have with that Jou-chan?¡± It was like he was probing, no, he was definitely probing with that remark. Crap, I¡¯m getting thirsty. ¡°What, do you mean?¡± ¡°I wouldn¡¯t find it off if you said you were siblings, for example.¡± ¡°We are beastkin and human, after all.¡± ¡°Could be step-siblings. So?¡± Ah, that could definitely have been the case. I didn¡¯t think about that. ¡°Sorry, but she¡¯s a ve I picked up by chance.¡± ¡°¡ How many years ago?¡± ¡°¡ If we¡¯re talking about years, it was just this year.¡± ¡°She got that emotionally attached after a year!?¡± ¡°S-sorry, I should have said I picked her upst week.¡± ¡°Oi, what did you use. What magic tool did you use, spit it out.¡± Hiii-, it became dangerous that quick-!? ¡°No¡ I picked her up when she was dying, so¡¡± ¡°I-is that so¡? No, I¡¯m sorry. Actually, that child¡ might be my grandchild.¡± Oooooi, don¡¯t stop at that. I-I can¡¯t respond! ¡°There¡¯s a possibility you might also be my grandchild¡¡± Shock! I¡¯m the grandson of another world¡¯s old man!? No no no, no way. I should still have parents and a grandpa in Japan. ¡°Why do you say that?¡± ¡°My father is the hero of another world. My hair was ck like yours way back when.¡± ¡°Heeh¡ is that so?¡± Indeed, from the feeling I got from that Kami-sama I vaguely remember, it didn¡¯t feel like his first time. It was more like he¡¯d done it several times. The important information he said was there was another world¡¯s hero. ¡°To put it briefly¡ My son¡¯s whereabouts became unknown ten years ago. Since then, when I see youths with ck hair, I can¡¯t help but feel they may be my grandchild¡ that¡¯s all. In reality my grandchild may not have been born, but even if my son is no longer alive, I want to know hisst moments¡ I would be thankful if you have any information to tell me.¡± ¡°¡ If I get any information I will bring it to you.¡± ¡°Thank you.¡± The Guild Head bowed lightly. The tense atmosphere abruptly dissipated. I realized saliva had been umting in my mouth, so I wet my throat gulping it down. Haaaah, though I was going to die there. ¡°However¡ though I was thinking that when I heard the report about the Jou-chan from Silia¡ by no means did I think her master would also have ck hair¡ Her name, Meat, did you give her it?¡± ¡°¡ I heard the name from her herself, so I left it as is.¡± ¡°Is that¡ so. It can¡¯t be helped if it¡¯s like that¡¡± The Guild Head drew out a long sigh. ¡°As a friendly connection between those who share the same ck hair, let¡¯s amodate each other a bit. If there¡¯s anything, let me know.¡± * Upon exiting from the Guild Head¡¯s room, Meat was waiting just beside the door. The Guild Head¡¯s grandchild¡ a hero¡¯s great-grandchild, huh¡ I don¡¯t think that¡¯s impossible, considering her excellence. However, I don¡¯t know to what extent the Guild Head¡¯s story was true. There wasn¡¯t any evidence after all. Even if he his father really was a hero from another world like he said, I¡¯d like to see some evidence. I mean, it¡¯s strange that it was because of my ck hair. If they¡¯d summoned a foreigner it could have been blonde hair, for it to be so conveniently Japanese¡ I don¡¯t even know if he was from the same world in the first ce. Hmm, I want a magic tool that can detect lies too¡ Taking Meat back to the guild¡¯s lobby, Receptionist-san brought out our Guild Cards. ¡°Here they are, they have be F-Rank Guild Cards. Please confirm this.¡± The cards we¡¯d received did have F-Rank written on them. Having finished passing the cards over to us, Receptionist-san quickly returned to the counter. Yep, with this we should finally be able to survey the [Ordinary Cave]. I immediately began to look for the ¡°Dungeon [Ordinary Cave] Survey¡±mission ticket. ¡ Huh? I couldn¡¯t find it, did I overlook it¡? ¡°Not, here¡¡± ¡°It¡¯s not here¡ Then, that means¡ someone else epted it¡¡± Crap. What now? Chapter 25 Information on Dungeons When did it get taken? This morning? Or maybest night? We might be able to overtake the adventurer if we go right now, though it would probably turn into a fight if we meet on the way¡ If that happened, could we win? ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama?¡± I nced at Meat. Come to think of it, does Meat even properly know I¡¯m a Dungeon Master? I get the feeling I haven¡¯t told her for sure. ¡ Alright, let¡¯s calm down. It should be alright with Rokuko. She should do what I told her to. If it goes as expected from the information, there shouldn¡¯t be any problems¡ The problem is that if my expectations and the adventurer guild¡¯s information differ. If that¡¯s how it is, I need to make sure what they know immediately. ¡ This isn¡¯t the time to sleep. Haaah¡ I went up to the counter. Silia-san, the usual receptionist, was there. Sorry abouting back so soon. ¡°I¡¯d like to hear about a dungeon, is that fine?¡± ¡°There¡¯s still plenty of time for the many adventurers to return, so until then¡ well, is there a problem with a dungeon? If it¡¯s a standard dungeon, aren¡¯t you unrted until at least D-Rank?¡± I see, so in other words the [Ordinary Cave] isn¡¯t a standard dungeon, huh. ¡°Yeah, though that¡¯s right, I was wondering about the [Ordinary Cave] Dungeon¡¯smission ticket. I don¡¯t see it now, but I felt anxious about seeing F-Rank written on it.¡± ¡°Hmm¡ well, that was basically amission for a rookie. The investigation of a newborn dungeon, a rarity in the world. It¡¯ll take about half a month.¡± A newborn¡ was she? Maybe I should ask Rokuko about that when I get back. ¡°By the way, what kind of orders did they get this time?¡± ¡°I¡¯m afraid I cannot answer that as it is against regtions.¡± Yeaaaah. ¡°Other than that, you have been nominated for twomissions as the ve Ojou-san partner¡ though it is for cleaning toilets. Will you do it? It¡¯s a G-Rankmission, but will you ept it?¡± ¡°¡ Please give me a bit to think about it.¡± Toilet cleaning¡ should I be happy about the publicity? However, I can¡¯t do it now. ¡°I want to hear about dungeons specifically, could you tell me about what kind of ces they are?¡± ¡°¡ Dungeons are ces with things such as monsters, traps, and treasures. To sum it up, dive into a dungeon if you are aiming to get rich in one go. Well, a person withoutmon sense like you probably doesn¡¯t even know something like that?¡± ¡°E-even I know that much you know?¡± I didn¡¯t know that. I¡¯d probably dislike it, but I¡¯d be thankful to learn this mon sense¡¯ thing. ¡°Then, do you know about the dungeon bosses and the dungeon cores?¡± ¡°¡ Umm, the core, that¡¯s the dungeon¡¯s heart, right?¡± ¡°Yes, that¡¯s right. A dungeon will begin to copse the same time its core is destroyed. The dungeon boss is on the lowest floor of the dungeon, an existence that defends the core. There is also the theory that the dungeon core and the dungeon boss are one in the same, too¡ In the past, the demon king¡¯s castle copsed when the demon king was destroyed. There is a famous theory that the demon king¡¯s castle was a dungeon, and that the demon king was both the boss and core since the dungeon core was unable to be found. Well, I look at it as the demon king was just someone who was unwillingly forced into it and struggled in vain.¡± The dungeon core, a demon king¡ I wonder if Rokuko gave off the feeling of a demon king? When I tried to imagine it for a moment, I could only see Rokuko slipping on her cloak and falling over. Yep, let¡¯s stop that, being a Demon King wouldn¡¯t suit Rokuko. As for the dungeon copsing without its dungeon core, I wonder if dungeon cores maintain the walls or something? However, things like dungeon bosses and dungeon masters, no idea what part of these terms aremon sense¡ ¡°By the way, if you¡¯d like to know more about dungeons, there is a study of dungeons in the education division, so it would be good for you to buy a book¡ the book is expensive, but I think the contents make the cost worth it.¡± That¡¯s exactly the information I was looking for. A study of dungeons, so there was something like that huh? That¡¯s valuable information. I absolutely want to get it. ¡°Well, the [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons] costs one gold, though.¡± ¡ I don¡¯t have enough on hand. If one copper is one hundred yen, isn¡¯t that a substantial one million yen? I¡¯ll need to bring back some valuables after returning to the dungeon. Yep, yet another reason why I need to head back to the dungeon. ¡°Is that all, then? More people have arrived.¡± ¡°Yeah, sorry. Thanks for your time.¡± ¡°No, it¡¯s my job to give advice to adventurers¡ that being the case, could you step aside?¡± I haveplete faith in Receptionist-san¡¯smitment to her job. I don¡¯t dislike her. I lead Meat and walked away from the counter. * For the time being, even if I don¡¯t return to the [Ordinary Cave], the core won¡¯t be destroyed. The number of rooms have increased somewhat, but it seems the dungeon will be examined as a valuable research sample. Well, if I just thought about DP, it was more economical to not return since DP for living expenses wouldn¡¯t be taken. I should probably stay here and just live in Sia as my base for now. But I miss my [Futon]. Compared toying down on a park bench or the self-alleged ¡®bed¡¯, which was like a wooden box covered in cloth, in the [Sleeping Songbird Pavilion], it was morefortable by far. I think that after getting the minimum information, I should temporarily return to the [Ordinary Cave]. It¡¯d probably also be good to bring back something valuable. I want to get that book on dungeons¡ but I can¡¯t find something worth one gold coin easily. ¡ Eh, wait a sec. Maybe¡ could I possibly buy that book for DP? When I looked at the DP catalog, there it was. Maybe it has more information that I want to know¡ let¡¯s see, [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons (100 DP)]¡ wait, 100 DP!? One gold coin, worth one million yen, is 100 DP. Oi. ¡ I thought that [Copper Coin (5 DP)] was the conversion rate. At any rate, looks like I should head back to the dungeon to get the [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons]. ¡°Meat, we¡¯re going back to the dungeon right now.¡± It was already dark outside. If we don¡¯t hurry up it¡¯ll be impossible to leave the gate. Leading Meat, I left for the west gate in a rush. The guard who guided us through the town was at the west gate. ¡°Oh¡ what¡¯s going on at a time like this? You know that the gate¡¯s going to close in a little bit?¡± ¡°I have some business up in the mountains. I think it¡¯ll probably take somewhere around two days though.¡± ¡°¡ Are you fine with being that lightly dressed? From the looks of it, you don¡¯t have much luggage either.¡± Oops, that reminds me. Forgot to prepare. Since I was thinking about this like I was returning to my base, I didn¡¯t think that I¡¯d really need much luggage. Normally, adventurers wouldn¡¯t have a base up in the mountains. Having said that, needing to make preparations every time I want to head back to the dungeon¡ ¡°We¡¯re just bringing a bit since we can procure what we need on the way this time, so it¡¯s fine. Isn¡¯t being lightweight good for speed?¡± ¡°I see. In that case, there¡¯s no problem.¡± I thought it was a horrible excuse, but it looks like he was convinced by it. Hmm, maybe I should use the south gate from now on? It¡¯s better to not be acquainted with people like that, but it might be good to be able to easily leave the gates. Saying that staying in the slums save money¡ feels a bit strained somehow. If I spoke without lying, I think it¡¯s like that since it¡¯d be sleeping outside. ¡°So, is your business an herb collectionmission or something? Yourmission document?¡± ¡°No, it¡¯s not amission. I¡¯ll be paying.¡± ¡°That so¡ The mountain is dangerous at night. You should be careful.¡± ¡°Yeah, thank you very much.¡± I showed our Guild Cards, paying the toll fee of two copper coins, including Meat¡¯s, and the gatekeeper let us out of the gate. Well then, let¡¯s try and rush back. I sprinted back at full speed with the clothes golem when we got out of sight of the gatekeeper¡ I cried from the muscle pain in my legs. Chapter 26 Intruders ¡°Heeh, so this is the [Ordinary Cave] huh¡¡± The male adventurer set foot in the empty cave. His party members followed a few steps behind him. There were three people in the party in all. They received the investigationmission from the guild and were F-Rank adventurers. ¡°Oi oi, be careful. This is still a dungeon, we don¡¯t know what kind of traps there could be.¡± ¡°We don¡¯t need to worry, didn¡¯t the guild tell us? There¡¯s nothing really here. Just the dungeon core, that is.¡± ¡°Yeah, but¡¡± Even though his timidrade stopped him, he entered as though he didn¡¯t care at all. The passage stretched left and right. However, there wasn¡¯t anything to see¡ just the remnants of a burned wooden door. ¡°Guess none of the bandits survived it.¡± ¡°You think any of the knights would let them live? Even so, it seems there was around twenty of them.¡± ¡°Wow¡ Well, these guys didn¡¯t have good luck, huh.¡± ¡°Ah, this way¡¯s a dead end¡ The other way then?¡± ¡°Looks like there¡¯s a room a bit ahead. Let¡¯s go.¡± The adventurers backtracked without incident. It was to be expected. In this cave, there were neither traps nor monsters. ¡ But in just one spot, there was about five to ten Goblins that coulde out of the dungeon core. As for the contents of themission, it was the delicious work of getting a silver coin by just reporting how many goblinse out. It¡¯ll more or less turn into a goblin subjugation. Well, something like five goblins could easily be defeated by a single F-Rank adventurer. Three people would be a surplus for ten. Then, they arrived at the room with the dungeon core inside. Five goblins appeared from the dungeon core. It wasn¡¯t a problem with just this manying out. It was settled with two, three crude swings of their swords. ¡°Heeh, pheeew¡. five. Alright.¡± ¡°Commissionplete. Hmm? What is it?¡± One of the adventurers was looking at the dungeon core. ¡°So this is it.¡± ¡°Yeah.¡± ¡°Why not break the dungeon core?¡± ¡°Huh!? What are you talking about. The guild told us to not do that!¡± ¡°But, isn¡¯t there talk about how knights can be sage knights and get stronger if they destroy a dungeon core? Couldn¡¯t we get stronger and instantly get to A-Rank if we destroy it?¡± ¡°A-Rank¡¡± He gulped. A-Rank. The title of an undeniably sessful adventurer. Even adventurers, those that dream about getting rich quick, most are between F-Rank and E-Rank. At D-Rank, adventurers would finally earn enough money to make a living for themselves, and C-Ranks were veterans. B-Ranks were respected among those veterans and earning gold coins from a singlemission would be normal. A-Ranks were sessful people whose names were known all over the world. Above that there were even the inhuman S-Ranks. Though it was said a single S-Rank person could affect the world, so far it hasn¡¯t happened. ¡°But you know, when they ask us about it, what would we do? There¡¯s also the dudes thate after us, what then, wouldn¡¯t we get caught and our Guild Cards get confiscated?¡± ¡°Theeen, wouldn¡¯t it be fine to say it wasn¡¯t us? So then since it wasn¡¯t it, the guys before us would be suspicious¡ they¡¯d probably wonder about the bandits or knight-samas. They won¡¯t say anything to the guild right? The bandits¡¯re already gone, the knights aren¡¯t adventurers.¡± ¡°¡ Oi, you¡¯re a genius.¡± Though that would actuallye to light immediately once the magic tool detected their lie, the three unfortunately didn¡¯t know there was something like that. The discussion was quickly settled. Drawing his sword, he stabbed it towards dungeon core. Once, twice, though the sword was repelled, chips were steadily umting. The Dungeon Core didn¡¯t react at all, as if it were ordered to ¡®not do anything¡¯. Then, finally, the sword pierced into it¡ With a high pitched noise, the crystalline sphere shattered. * ¡°¡ª!?¡± I jumped awake. ¡ There¡¯s an unpleasant sweat covering me head to toe. ¡ I saw a bad dream. In the dream, the dungeon core was destroyed. Falling into the hands of a crude adventurer, the dungeon core was shattered. ¡ Ah, seeing a nightmare like that is something you don¡¯t want when you¡¯re sleeping outside. Since we didn¡¯t take satisfactory preparations, we had food and water remaining in our luggage, but having to order the clothes golem to intercept enemies and sleep on the cold ground sucked. Meat and I were sprinting at full speed to return to the [Ordinary Cave], but the day fell on the way and we decided to sleep in the open. Though we wouldn¡¯t meet any idents since we had a map and the clothes golems, in the state where I was getting hit in the face by branches while moving around the forest and couldn¡¯t see that well, I gave up travelling any more. clothes golem,e to think of it, how does it even see things? Can it even see to begin with? However, I was thinking a lot about what I saw in my dream. Someone who became an adventurer for their own desires, destroying the dungeon core for their own desires¡ that kind of story could be found anywhere. Thinking about it now, even withouting to destroy the [Ordinary Cave]¡¯s dungeon core on amission, someone could one daye to destroy the core for personal reasons without amission. Besides, all they needed to do to continue being adventurers was jump ship and head to another town. ¡ Right, in other words, I¡¯ve just been lucky up to now. There wasn¡¯t any guarantee that someone wouldn¡¯t just appear one day and destroy the dungeon core. That nightmare could be truth in the future if the dungeon¡¯s current state continued. No, more than not having themission, it wouldn¡¯t be odd if it happened now. ¡°¡ Nuu¡ Papa¡. nyumu¡ more¡¡± When I looked to the side, Meat was holding me while she slept. ¡ Though I¡¯m a bit reluctant to wake her from such a happy dream, it can¡¯t be helped. That said, it was early in the morning and I could see to some degree. I used [Cleanup] to clean the sweat from my sticky body, woke Meat up and resumed heading toward the [Ordinary Cave]. ¡ Gu-¡ muscle pains, grah! * By the time we arrived, it had already be near noon. Though it took more time then I though, we arrived at our base. ¡ When we looked at the cave from exiting the forest, we saw an impossible scene. At a white table and chairs, Rokuko was gracefully enjoying herself over tea, with an unfamiliar white-haired Ojou-sama. Beside the Ojou-sama was a ck clothed butler with blonde hair¡ a man? No, a beautiful woman in male clothing? ¡°Ah, Kehma! Wee back, that was pretty quick!¡± ¡°¡ What are you doing?¡± ¡°Eh, can¡¯t you understand just from looking? It¡¯s ady¡¯s tea time you know?¡± Rokuko answered with a boast while sticking out her nonexistent chest. That¡¯s not it. I wanted to know why the heck you were doing something like that. ¡°No. 89 Ane-sama dropped by!¡± ¡°Heeh, eighty-nine¡ No. 89? Wait, a dungeon core!?¡± ¡°Ye~s, nice to meet you¡ ¡ Kehma-san, are you doing well?¡± The white Ojou-sama waved her hand elegantly. Though she had an unreasonably honest type, I wonder why¡ I felt a chill. Chapter 27 Dungeon Core No. 89 ¡°Well, yeah, I¡¯ve been telling No. 89 Ane-sama about everything that¡¯s happened this whole time you know. I even told her about Kehma.¡± ¡°Alright, Rokuko. Come here for a moment¡ Excuse me, I¡¯ll be borrowing her for a moment.¡± After saying that, I pulled Rokuko away and whispered to her. ¡°¡ How much did you tell her?¡± ¡°Leeet¡¯s see, just now I was talking about defeating the bandits. Ah, she was happy when I told her how tasty the feast of [Melon Breads] was!¡± With a giddy shout, Rokuko seemed to be happy from being praised by her Onee-sama. I struck her head with my fist. ¡°Ow! What¡¯d you do that for!?¡± ¡°Are you good now? Don¡¯t tell her anything else. She might be an adversary¡ In particr, never talk about things rted to golems.¡± ¡°Uuu, understood¡ But, there¡¯s no way No. 89 Ane-sama would be an enemy.¡± ¡°¡ Who was the one to teach you the stupid strategy of only summoning Goblins?¡± ¡°¡ No. 89 Ane-sama.¡± ¡°Who taught you to summon one strong monster at a time in a single room?¡± ¡°¡ ¡ No. 89 Ane-sama.¡± Yeah, in other words, it that kind of thing. Dungeon Core No. 89 was the one that kept Rokuko from [Growing up into a dungeon]. Meanwhile, she herself became a top ranking dungeon. She definitely had some motives there, and there was a definite possibility of her bing a nuisance for us in the future. Rather, the chances of us being removed in the case we were the ones to be a nuisance were high. ¡°Hey, No. 695-chan. Is your secret discussion still going on? Could I join in soon?¡± ¡°Y-yesh! I¡¯ming soon No. 89 Ane-sama¡ª¡± Still, when Rokuko was called by Dungeon Core No. 89, she was happy¡ Treating the person with absolute authority over you as rags¡ No, it was probably an unconscious decision. ¡°So then, what happened to the bandits in the end?¡± ¡°U-umm¡¡± Rokuko nced at me. She probably didn¡¯t know what was alright to say. I answered instead. ¡°¡ Well, as you can see, they aren¡¯t here anymore.¡± ¡°The knights cleaned it up beautifully then? Un, that¡¯s good¡ well, I wonder how much DP they all turned in to? From looking at the report, I would think around ten thousand?¡± ¡°Report? ¡ Excuse me, I don¡¯t know much about you, what do you mean by that?¡± ¡°Ah, right, you aren¡¯t a human of this world¡ Let¡¯s do self introductions.¡± Dungeon Core No. 89 suddenly straightened her posture further and ced her hand on her chest, introducing herself in a dignified voice. ¡°I am Dungeon Core No. 89¡. From my master, I am known as Haku. Though humans typically refer to us with numbers, I don¡¯t mind being called Haku. I manage [White Labyrinth] in the Raverio Empire¡¯s capital¡ I am the elder sister of Dungeon Core No. 695, pleased to make your acquaintance.¡± Dungeon Core No. 89 gave a sweet smile¡ Since she said Haku was fine, I¡¯ll call her Haku-san. ¡°¡ Very polite. I am Masuda Keima. Please call me Kehma. Though I¡¯m being presumptuous, I serve as the dungeon master for your younger sister¡¯s dungeon, [Ordinary Cave]. I look forward to working with you.¡± ¡°Oh my, so polite, admirable.¡± ¡°I-I wonder if I should also introduce myself!? I am Dungeon Core No. 695¡ª¡± ¡°You don¡¯t need to¡ right,e to think of it, adventurers will being, we haven¡¯t prepared countermeasures yet.¡± ¡°My, that is¡ I wonder, is this the information you were referring to?¡± Haku-san took the investigationmission ticket for [Ordinary Cave] from her breasts. ¡°¡ That¡¯s¡¡± ¡°For a moment, I made use of being an A-rank adventurer. From seeing my country¡¯s knights¡¯ report on the [Ordinary Cave], I couldn¡¯t possibly leave things as they were.¡± ¡°But I was told it required two people minimum?¡± ¡°There was no reason for it, two F-Ranks couldn¡¯t possibly win against an A-Rank. Well, more or less, this one here¡ she is Chloe, a Subus. We are both A-Rank adventurers and epted it as a pair.¡± After being introduced, Chloe suddenly bowed. Her butler clothing truly was appropriate. So she was a beauty in male clothing after all huh? So there was a monster like that. However, isn¡¯t that an unfortunate chest for a Subus¡? I wouldn¡¯t have realized if Haku-san didn¡¯t tell me she was a Subus. A pure schoolgirl Subus. Is she actually a pure schoolgirl porn star? This really is a fantasy world. ¡°So for a while, around half a month¡ it will be fine, Kehma-san.¡± Haku-san smiled as if to say I was in her palm¡ Indeed, it really was unlikely there would be intrudersing for now. Excluding the two in front of me. ¡°Right, Kehma-san. Would it be alright for me to be straightforward?¡± ¡°What is it?¡± ¡°Are you Kami-sama¡¯s vanguard?¡± Kami-sama¡¯s vanguard¡ let¡¯s see, I wonder. When I came to this world, I was told something by Kami-sama, but it wasn¡¯t really about being a vanguard¡ ¡°Though I did meet with this ¡®Kami-sama¡¯¡ he didn¡¯t really say anything in particr.¡± ¡°Is that so? Excuse my rudeness, but I used lie detection magic. What you said appears to be true¡ I heard from No. 695-chan that she summoned you from another world, so I¡¯ve been anxious for a while now.¡± ¡°¡ Sorry, what exactly is Kami-sama¡¯s vanguard meant to be?¡± ¡°Summoned from another world, it is a person who destroys dungeons in ordance to Kami-sama¡¯s will¡ A person who would defeat me, saying [An existence such as a dungeon obstructs the cirction of mana]. They are referred to as Heroes here.¡± Ah, I might be a vanguard then. I have no motivation to really do it though. ¡°Well then¡ I would like to talk to Kehma-san alone for a little bit. Could we have a moment? Ah, I wonder if No. 695-chan will wait with Chloe.¡± ¡°Y-yes¡ª¡± ¡°Certainly, Ojou-sama.¡± I parted with Rokuko and was lead away by Haku-san. Meat was also left together with her. ¡ This feels very dangerous. I noticed it when Haku-san stood up, but this person¡¯s feet are amazingly beautiful. Crap, it¡¯ll be bad if she noticed me eyeing her feet. Glimpsing at the lines of her legs through the thin cloth skirt¡ crap. I want to see directly inside the skirt. I want to carefully watch her strip her shoes. ¡°¡ Well¡¡± Once we were far enough away, Haku-san turned towards me. When I thought about how beautiful she was, I understood why Rokuko admired her so much. Then, she spoke. ¡°Would you kindly stop being a dungeon master?¡± ¡°That¡¯s troubling!¡± This world¡¯s futons were horridly poor. There weren¡¯t eptable at all. I don¡¯t feel like quitting being a dungeon master so that I don¡¯t have to find better bedding. ¡°Or rather, you. What are you doing to my cute No. 695-chan. How dare you defile that child, if you say you won¡¯t quit being her master, immediatelymit suicide to cast away the absolute authority rights.¡± So I¡¯d have to stop being a dungeon master in the end anyways? ¡°¡ Though I don¡¯t understand what you¡¯re getting at¡ well, I would be fine discarding absolute obedience rights, but suicide is a bit¡¡± ¡°Oh my. I¡¯ll keep your admirability in mind. However, I wonder if you would truly annul them?¡± Yep, since when I found out about the absolute obedience rights, I wanted to annul them. Though it was just a dream, when I said ¡°Only put out five goblins, don¡¯t do anything else¡±, it became impossible for her to do anything even if the situation came to the point of the core being destroyed. Therefore, I¡¯d at least want her to be able to use self-defense at her own discretion. ¡°Anyway, haven¡¯t you ordered No. 695 something horrible? You ordered for her to forget inconvenient memories¡ Kuh, you can¡¯t do as you wish! This is why humans¡ª!¡± ¡°Wait a sec before falsely using me of things!¡± ¡°Hmph, I wonder about that. [Come to love me little by little] or [Marry me], ordering her to do whatever pleases your species, until you finally notice her die¡ humans are untrustworthy. Even though I made sure to properly teach No. 695-chan¡¡± Ah, so it was something like that¡. ¡°¡ Since I don¡¯t have any hobbies like forcing people against their wills, let¡¯s hurry up an annul it.¡± ¡°Right, then right in front of me¡ Nn, wait a moment. Then in other words, without absolute authority your hobby would be¡? What would you do to No. 695-chan!?¡± ¡°Your imagination is too wild!!¡± It¡¯s not at the level of false usations anymore. ¡°It¡¯s all good¡ Please let me confirm something. Haku-san. Are you an enemy to Rokuko?¡± ¡°I¡¯m not sure what you are trying to say. I don¡¯t think could ever be something like an enemy to No. 695-chan though.¡± ¡ Then whye? ¡°¡ Why did you teach such a strategy to Rokuko?¡± ¡°Such a strategy? I taught her various things, but what strategy?¡± I asked to check things one by one. ¡°Then, why did you tell her to summon Goblins?¡± ¡°Because it is the most efficient monster to summon in this dungeon. Even if she summoned a strong monster, she wouldn¡¯t be able to cover its running costs.¡± That¡¯s certainly how it is. Their efficiency is good. ¡°To the limits of her DP, why summon a lot at once?¡± ¡°If there are arge number of them, that would be a threat by itself. In addition, there is no core that would be stingy with DP when a crisis approaches the core.¡± That is certainly how it is. No one would usually leave strength reserved and die. ¡°Then, why say deploy a strong monster rather than make rooms?¡± ¡°Even if more rooms were made, wouldn¡¯t intruders be able to just beat it? It is a fact that monsters need to be produced to kill them.¡± That is certainly how it is. No matter if there were more rooms, they would be unable to defeat intruders if they had no danger. ¡°In that case, why not teach her about traps?¡± ¡°Because they would all be disabled if it was cleared one time. In small dungeons, there is a limited number that can be installed. It would be very expensive to use them repeatedly.¡± That is¡ probably right. Given that as long as you presumed it to be from the viewpoint of a dungeon, it could all be said to be correct advice. However, that advice crumbles the moment that premise vanishes. ¡°I understand your method of arranging conditions for the dungeon. Then, viewing this as a person, wouldn¡¯t it make it out to be a [Safe and harmless dungeon]?¡± Right. These conditions were indispensable for a [Dungeon managed by people]. Otherwise, it would end with the dungeon core destroyed once the Goblins were routed, instead of leaving the dungeon core in the cave. ¡°Oh my, you aren¡¯t understanding¡. it¡¯s simple. Both the empire and the Adventurer¡¯s Guild are my creations.¡± Though I was already vaguely aware of it, she really was a big shot. Ah, even excluding her being a dungeon core, that is. Chapter 28 No-Good People ¡°My, you aren¡¯t surprised. ¡°You received the report from the group of knights, didn¡¯t you say that? It doesn¡¯t feel like you hid it?¡± ¡°Well, I didn¡¯t now did I?¡± Haku-san giggled while looking delighted. ¡°But, what was your reason for training the [Ordinary Cave] into a weak dungeon?¡± ¡°Because she is cute¡ though I would like to say that, it¡¯s to protect No. 695-chan. That¡¯s the reason I was truly surprised when I heard that the bandits were settled down.¡± ¡°¡ In order to protect Rokuko, is it? ¡ Why?¡± ¡°She¡¯s my lovely younger sister you know? Though I wish I could give her a guard to keep anyone from invading, wouldn¡¯t the opposite happen by attracting the eye of Kami-sama¡¯s vanguard and be hunted? With that, I made certain to hide her as much as possible¡ Well? I wonder if my response satisfies you?¡± Satisfies me huh? ¡ If I say it, I still might be stuck. ¡°¡ Your reason to hunt other dungeon cores?¡± In order for knights to be Sage Knights, they needed the experience from breaking a dungeon core, ording to the story. In other words, Haku-san was intentionally having them do so. While protecting Rokuko, she attacked other cores. Or rather, the dungeon core was almost destroyed by the bandit suppression due to that. ¡°No. 695-chan has no rtion to that¡ otherwise, Kami-sama¡¯s vanguard would hunt me.¡± For your own benefit. A very easy reason to understand. ¡°I¡¯m convinced.¡± ¡°Is there anything else you wish to hear? Since this is a special asion, I¡¯ll answer you know?¡± ¡°¡ Very generous. The reason for that?¡± ¡°Yes, well, this is a reward. I had heard it from No. 695-chan, but all of the bandits who kicked No. 695-chan¡¯s core, down to the veryst one, was exterminated without a chance for escape. You would have had to go on a hunt in the mountain if you missed even one.¡± Hmm, I see. Then I wonder about hearing more of bing a Sage Knight? ¡°Come to think of it, one of those knights who came here tried to destroy the core.¡± ¡°Right! Those seventeen knights, they tried to stab a sword into No. 695-chan to gain favor, something like that was in the report, can you believe it!? Seriously, humans are no-good since they can¡¯t understand how cute No. 695-chan¡¯s core is right? They deserve to be executed, all of them! Since it¡¯s impossible to write No. 695-chan into their offenses, I¡¯ll fabricate some minor treason against the country for the unit of knights. No, perhaps there¡¯s no choice but to end it a simple sry cut for the ones that attempted to damage No. 695-chan to give them thoughts of treason? That way it will be a legitimate execution. Ahh, I wonder if the people concerned are returning to the royal capital without knowing anything?¡± Ah, this person is a no-good person. Moreover, it¡¯s a waste of authority to settle it like that. Something like executing all of the knights goes beyond being dreadful politics! ¡°Oh my, I wonder if you think that is going too far?¡± ¡°No, not at all. Ah, those guys, I figured if there were other bandits, it¡¯d be appropriate for adventurers to take care of it somehow.¡± ¡°Hmm, extra offenses then.¡± I¡¯ll keep taking advantage of this for now. It¡¯ll be dangerous if I go about this poorly. ¡ Well, I¡¯m starting to understand this a little. This person is definitely not an enemy to Rokuko. After all, the basis of her actions is Rokuko. She wouldn¡¯t be Rokuko¡¯s enemy so long as we don¡¯t hinder Haku-san. ¡°By the way, what were you saying about Sage Knights a bit ago?¡± ¡°Sage Knights? Ah, that¡¯s just a vague title change. Destroying cores is useless unless you¡¯re Kami-sama¡¯s vanguard. By doing something like contributing to the cirction of mana, it seems their favor does increase¡¡± Ah, in the end I¡¯ll, about vanguards¡ silence. I don¡¯t feel like destroying dungeon cores so please forgive me. ¡°Un. You seem ipetent by doing nothing but sleeping, but I will tentatively recognize you as No. 695-chan¡¯s master.¡± Looks like I was epted¡ If she¡¯s not an enemy, that¡¯s good. A bad person is inside of the beautiful-foot person¡ no, sorry, it¡¯d be wonderful to be stepped on by a viin like that. ¡°However, let¡¯s have a dungeon battle.¡± Haha¡ anooother term I don¡¯t know sprung up. Moreover, it sounds troublesome. Please give me a break. Chapter 29 A Dungeon Battle¡? ¡°A dungeon battle is¡?¡± ¡°We invade each other¡¯s dungeons and, well, have a contest. The entrances would be connected to each other with space-time magic, we would send our troops into each other¡¯s dungeon, and the first to touch the dungeon core wins. Simple right?¡± Setting the space-time magic aside, the rules certainly were simple. However, the ¡®Imperial Capital¡¯s well-established dungeon [White Labyrinth]¡¯ and this ¡®Beginner-friendly dungeon where nothing but goblins appear [Ordinary Cave](There is a dungeon core inspection tour)¡¯ arepletely not worthparing to each other. They were too different. There was below a single decimal point chance of winning. ¡°Oh, of course there will be handicaps. My dungeon¡¯s degree of difficulty is so high that no one has been able to conquer it in over one hundred years, it¡¯s an extrarge dungeon with several derived dungeons.¡± Of course, Haku-san had noticed that as well and added supplementing terms. ¡°¡ Right, I will lend you 100,000 DP to prepare. I will create a derived dungeon like the new [Ordinary Cave], and will simrly prepare using 100,000 DP. I¡¯ll install a dummy core there, so it would be your win if you touch it¡ So?¡± ¡°¡ DP can be loaned out?¡± ¡°It can. Since it¡¯s not an exaggeration to call dungeon battles contests¡ well, right, if you win, it¡¯s fine to not repay the 100,000 DP. In addition, I¡¯ll transfer another 100,000 DP as a prize.¡± It seemed to be quite the profitable condition. ¡°¡ Then, what if Haku-san wins?¡± ¡°The loaned 100,000 DP will be returned, in full¡ Ah, that doesn¡¯t mean anything unpleasant you know? You¡¯ll do it as an adventurer in my dungeon. I¡¯ll have you work until you earn back the 100,000 DP. You will swear to hand the responsibility of protecting No. 695-chan until your repayment ends. Isn¡¯t it normally impossible to have such favorable terms?¡± They were favorable conditions indeed. With the 100,000 DP I¡¯d gain, I could make the dungeon how I like and could fortify. However, I should remember. Although one Goblin costs 20 DP, just 2 DP is returned when it is killed inside of the dungeon, so that¡¯s the rate of return. In other words, if for instance 100,000 DP was earned by working on single type of monster, that would be fifty thousand Goblins, or ten of the lowest ranked 100,000 DP Dragons. I wonder just how much time that would take? ¡ No, wait. That¡¯s not it. Would it even ¡®submit the DP¡¯ by killing monsters in the dungeon to begin with? Of course, by destroying valuable monsters, wouldn¡¯t the debt increase? If so, it was the same thing even if I just aimed for items without even killing a single monster. For items, Haku-san may not ept it since she ced it using her DP. At any rate, only dungeon cores and dungeon masters could truly earn DP. ¡°¡ Earning 100,000 DP as an adventurer, well, that¡¯s hard.¡± ¡°Oh my, I didn¡¯t intend something like that. Then 100,000 DP worth of fruits of battle is fine.¡± ¡°¡ I would PK as a monster? Don¡¯t veteran adventurers gather in [White Labyrinth]?¡± ¡°Fufu, there is also a derived dungeon for rookies you know?¡± Haku-san giggled and smiled like she was enjoying this. I really can¡¯t be negligent, this person¡ is a dungeon core huh. ¡°I understand. Then what is expended on you in the derived dungeon of the [White Labyrinth] will be yours and converted to DP, that¡¯s fine. If that¡¯s it, how about it?¡± ¡°I agree if that¡¯s the case, but¡ what merits are there for Haku-san?¡± For example, if he found a [Scroll of Healing (100,000 DP)] and used it on himself, it would be achieved. ¡°It¡¯s more or less an excuse to circte mana by using DP on adventurers, is my official stance. The best merit is¡ while you are trying to be an adventurer, No. 695-chan will be protected under the agreement you know? ¡ I¡¯ll guarantee her safety by filling up the entrance and not letting anyone in, and look after her in the Imperial Capital¡ normally, that child wouldn¡¯t agree even if I said to.¡± I see. So if she can secure Rokuko¡¯s safety, that was enough of a merit. ¡°¡ Go on and ept it! This is a practical test to see if you can really protect No. 695-chan.¡± Though, it doesn¡¯t look like I can veto it. * ¡°So, No. 695-chan, we¡¯ll be having a dungeon battle.¡± ¡°Eh¡ª what¡¯s a dungeon battle, No. 89 Ane-sama?¡± You didn¡¯t know!? Haku-san and I then exined it to Rokuko. ¡°Heeh, it sounds interesting.¡± ¡°Well, DP is going to be wagered for this contest. I¡¯ll lend the DP this time.¡± ¡°Eh¡ª you can hand over DP!?¡± You didn¡¯t know? I didn¡¯t learn until a little bit ago but there¡¯s a difference there, oi. Come to think of it, I wonder how the DP will be handed over¡? ¡°Umm, it¡¯s not unreasonable that No. 695-chan doesn¡¯t know, there wasn¡¯t a reason for her to. The method to hand over DP is¡ umm, ummm, k-kissing is needed you know? A kiss!¡± ¡°Is that so? Chloe-san.¡± ¡°No, ording to my memory, a handshake is enough.¡± When I asked the butler about it, she answered properly. ¡°¡ It¡¯s No. 695-chan¡¯s first time, and since 100,000 DP will be transferred, a kiss is needed so that it won¡¯t fail or leak. It¡¯s easy to fail on your first time, so the safest method should be better¡?¡± Such a flimsy excuse again¡ ¡°Guh¡ª 100,000 DP!? I can¡¯t take that much!¡± ¡°It¡¯s just a loan you know? Besides, it¡¯s to prepare for the dungeon battle. Since the game is about smashing DP against each other, wouldn¡¯t it be boring if we used No. 695-chan¡¯s dungeon¡¯s current state of no DP? This is a handicap from me.¡± ¡°U-uuu¡¡± ¡°Since we¡¯ll return it if we¡¯re defeated, it¡¯s just a loan. Don¡¯t hesitate and just ept it. This way you¡¯ll be able to properly listen to Haku-san¡¯s way of doing things.¡± ¡°¡ Uuu¡ª I understand. Then I won¡¯t hesitate, itadakimasu, No. 89 Ane-sama.¡± Oh,e to think of it, doesn¡¯t [Don¡¯t hesitate and just ept it] count as an order? I haven¡¯t really been considering my absolute order rights until now huh. Furthermore, it looks like she¡¯s even purposely anxious to follow the order. Ah, Haku-san did a thumbs up that Rokuko couldn¡¯t see. I wonder if that hand sign has the same meaning here? ¡°No. 89 Ane-sama, how should we exchange DP?¡± ¡°Close your eyes, open your mouth and stick out your tongue. Yes, good, good job. Leave the rest to me. Well than, itadakima¡ª¡ I will transfer it.¡± ¡ Just now, wasn¡¯t she about to say ¡®itadakimasu¡¯? Haku-san and Rokuko¡¯s tongue came into contact and glued together. Haku-san tenderly embraced Rokuko¡¯s trembling body with her left arm, firmly drawing her head closer with her right hand so they wouldn¡¯t separate. Is it because it¡¯s her first time? She kept her eyes shut just as Haku-san said. She avoided touching anything sensitive, but she trembled and even her ears had turned red. Though time seemed to move very slowly up till here, it seemed this was still the preparation phase. Haku-san held the back of Rokuko¡¯s head with both hands. Something in their mouths moved¡ perhaps the DP was being poured? Though Rokuko was surprised and almost moved away, the moment Haku-san saw the light connecting their tongues, she was immediately held by both of Haku-san¡¯s arms. After that, it took around ten minuted for the DP to be handed over. When they finally separated, their saliva made a bridge between their tongues, snapping apart. ¡°¡ Puha, hah, hah¡¡± ¡°Fuu¡¡± hlCoDOl The two people who separated their mouths had contrasting faces. While Rokuko was breathing roughly with closed eyes, Haku-san licked her lips in satisfaction. However, both of them had flushed cheeks from ecstasy. ¡°¡ A little of it leaked, but I gave some extra as service.¡± ¡°Hah, hah, t-thanks, vewy, mush, No. 89 Nee-sama¡ Hau.¡± ¡°Ufufu, did you first DP transfer surprise you? Good, since you were held so so long, you should take a rest.¡± Haku-san gave another thumbs-up that Rokuko couldn¡¯t see¡ Apparently, it also meant ¡®good job¡¯ in this world. I confirmed how much DP Haku-san deposited into Rokuko¡¯s body. ¡ 114,032 DP. It looks like the DP seeded after all. It should have been around 3500 when they started so¡ oi, she gave the amount of DP we got from exterminating those bandits with great pains as a service? Just what is Haku-san doing for ie? ¡°Ah, right Kehma-san. If you don¡¯t make any preparations and [Lose, returning the 100000 DP as is]¡ something like that is, of course, uneptable you know? I won¡¯t let you use the loaned DP to repay the loan.¡± ¡ Oops, she hit the nail on the head. If she didn¡¯t say that it would have been nothing but profit. Chapter 30 Major Renovations ¡°By the way, this is a service.¡± Saying that, Haku-san passed an [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons] to me. The author written on it was ¡®Haku Raviero¡¯. I get it now. Since a dungeon core was the one to write about dungeons, there probably wasn¡¯t a need for a primer after it. ¡°Humans should have lot of gaps in what they know, so pay attention. If I recall¡ this is popr among other dungeon cores I think?¡± Haku-san indicated an entrybeled [Safety Zone] with her white finger. Quickly scanning over it, it read as [Monsters cannot enter, a safe ce to rest]. ¡°This is what dungeons call [Production]. Preparing what looks like a magic tool, they tell their monsters to not enter the area. Doing that, humans would go ahead and think at their own convenience that they¡¯d entered a safety zone and let down their guard.¡± I see, that¡¯s pretty clever. You¡¯d even get DP from the adventurers while they waited in the safety zone. Above all, the [Safety Zone] really wasn¡¯t that at all. With no witnesses, if the adventurers werepletely off guard¡ they could cover up all evidence. Of course, since adventurers didn¡¯t leave evidence that they¡¯d entered safety zones, people would think they just died in the dungeon normally. ¡ Since information media is scarce in this world, a ¡®book from a big shot in the Imperial Capital¡¯ would be given a high level of confidence. Like mass media. ¡°Sooometimes, when a monster is arranged to enter the [Safety Zone], they would mor about with ¡®A variant species appeared!¡¯. I would just dye their fur a different color to keep it interesting you know? When I pretend to be a diviner and teach them their traits and they give me their thanks, it¡¯s hrious you know?¡± Wow, I know what that¡¯s called. It¡¯s called swindling. But definitely, ¡®something like that¡¯ is convenient. I can also see that it has plenty of uses. I gratefully epted the book. By the way, the contents felt more like a way to tell dungeons apart than a primer. Things like famous dungeon capture guides¡ didn¡¯t really pop up. ¡°Since you¡¯ll be studying and preparing, how about we start in three days? Good luck, alright?¡± ¡°Is that enough time to return to the Imperial Capital?¡± ¡°Although I don¡¯t go out of my way to learn things from humans that are at best [Crops], since I¡¯m an adventurer¡ I learned [Teleport]. Ah, the scroll of teleport is 50,000,000 DP you know? Though even if I used it, I don¡¯t use it casually since it uses a quite a bit of magical power. Since it¡¯s normally used by the mage division, I don¡¯t use it alone.¡± ¡°¡ But you just said you¡¯d use space-time magic to connect the entrances for the Dungeon Battle.¡± ¡°There¡¯s a dungeon function in the [Menu] that does that. When I let schrs examine it they said it was some kind of space-time magic, but even though I understand it somewhat¡ despite understanding if I look at it like connecting spaces, I don¡¯t really get it? Mysterious.¡± Looking at it from my side, isn¡¯t it a bitte to call space-time magic mysterious? ¡°Well, I¡¯m looking forward to three days from now¡ Follow my memory, fasten my path to the far-off distance. Dash through the sky, dash through time. That ce is this ce, over there is right here. Intersect, ovep, connect together¡ª[Teleport].¡± When Haku-san recited the aria, both she and Chloe-san floated upwards¡ and in an instant, disappeared in an intense light. * Rokuko, who had grown slightly giddy from Haku-san¡¯s appearance, came back here after a moment. Sobering up, she looked at the DP and was astonished when she saw the 110,000 DP. ¡°So, is there a chance to win?¡± ¡°There is. There are some rules¡ but for the most part, they are beneficial to us.¡± When I said that, she stared in puzzlement. ¡°Really? Are you talking about using the 10000 DP from the service?¡± ¡°¡ There were no rules against using resources we already had, so¡ to give an extreme example, the rules have no problem even if we put a Dragon in the dungeon, so long as [it doesn¡¯t use DP]. Though I won¡¯t go that far, giving monsters magic weapons wouldn¡¯t be odd.¡± Putting her hands up, Rokuko sighed. ¡°Haaah. Kehma, leave it to you to make a loophole like that¡ what should I call you, sly?¡± ¡°Your beloved Onee-sama was the one to make the rule. It was amazing.¡± ¡°As expected of No. 89 Ane-sama!¡± ¡°Seriously. She¡¯s a considerably amazing person alright. In a good way.¡± [1] Though I probably wouldn¡¯t poke through loopholes in the rules if my opponent were Rokuko, I won¡¯t go easy on others. If my opponent was essentially me¡ yep, I wouldn¡¯t go all out¡ ah, I want to sleep. I want to give everything up and sleep already. It¡¯d be hard to sleep after losing though. The [Futon] is already unpleasant enough. ¡°So, Rokuko, Meat. Your job.¡± The first thing I took out by using some of the 110,000 DP. ¡ Was a shovel and pickaxe. * First of all was expansion. Dig the hole. Dig is with a bang. I can get golem materials as well as being economical by excavating from the dungeon. I steadily added golems to the materials gathering operation. I had Rokuko and Meat on site to give the detailed instructions while I produced the golems¡ My natural recovery couldn¡¯t keep up, so I drank a [Mana Potion (150 DP)]. Yep, bitter. It gets absorbed into my body when I drink it, and keeps working without filling my stomach no matter how much I drink. Preferably, I want a barrel. A mana potion¡ barrel. ¡ Oh, mana potions appeared in the drink(barrel) selection. Seriously, that 1000 DP price is obviously economical. I wonder if those containers were expensive? They were crystal ss-like containers after all. Then, I used [Additional Floor (5,000 DP)], adding two floors above and below for now. The mountain cave can extend both up and down so that¡¯s a benefit. It¡¯s assumed that dungeons don¡¯t go both up and down as you go inside. With that sort of feeling, I directed the two. More and more digging! Stone, dirt, everything is good, since it¡¯s the gathering of golem materials! ¡°Well, we dug the first underground floor¡ hey, do we reaaally need to dig? It¡¯s troublesome so¡ can¡¯t we just use DP to do it in one go?¡± ¡°No good. I want more golem materials, even if it¡¯s just a bit.¡± I intend for the first underground floor to be the second floor of thebyrinth. There will be fairly convoluted passages. By the way, it takes more than 10,000 DP when done by DP, but just around a rough estimate of 5,000 DP if we handle excavating the passages ourselves. Furthermore, I also get a lot of golem materials, too. ¡°I have no choice but to have Rokuko, who can use the map like me, dig and give finemands¡ I¡¯m counting on you.¡± ¡°Ugu¡ª¡ g-got it¡¡± Ah, I¡¯d forgotten about it, but was that just now part of the absolutemand? ¡°Rokuko¡ Though I have order rights, it¡¯s only valid when I say ¡®it¡¯s an order¡¯. Otherwise, act on your own judgement¡ Well, I¡¯m nning on annulling the absolutemand rights when this Dungeon Battle is over anyways.¡± I¡¯m using my order rights this time to make sure there¡¯s no errors in the detailed instructions. I¡¯ll annul them after the Dungeon Battle. ¡°Fueh? ¡ Ah, un¡ Is that okay?¡± ¡°Partners are of one body and mind. I want us to be equals as much as possible.¡± ¡°Partner¡ U-un, right! Dungeon core and their master are of one body and mind after all!¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯ll leave it to you then¡ That¡¯s not an order, yeah?¡± ¡°Leave it to me, I¡¯ll to my best!¡± Rokuko smiled pleasantly, once again heading off to give the golems orders for the excavation. ¡ Well, Meat is¡ digging several pitfall traps near the entrance. Furthermore, I¡¯ll be installing a [Dummy Core (5000 DP)] in one of the passages that are being excavated. Pitfalls and dead-ends, the ssics. Well, I¡¯m just cing a dummy core there. The dummy core has a castling function, it could be used to swap it and the real dungeon core¡¯s positions. In other words, the dungeon core can take refuge only if there¡¯s a dummy core ced. Though Haku-san won¡¯t use the castling function due to the rules for losing being touching the dummy core, I will use it here. I¡¯ll hide what I can hide. ¡ The number of dummy cores that haven¡¯t been found are like the dungeon¡¯s remaining HP. ¡°The pitfalls¡ are all dug. Floorboards, ced tightly.¡± ¡°Alright, good depth. Add spikes when you¡¯re done¡ take care to not fall in okay? Make sure to put the covers over the pits.¡± ¡°Yes.¡± By the way, the pitfalls¡¯ covers were re~ally thin floorboard golems. Golems are great for things even outside of the workforce, like building materials. Making a golem into a floorboard was the most troublesome so far though. Saving DP is important. Ah, for the wall golems installed into thebyrinth, they sometimes move quietly and change the route. Amusing things like that. Like a mysteriousbyrinth. I¡¯ll get in contact with Rokuko in a bit. Now for thebyrinth riddle area. There, I ced a [Switch-Style Sturdy Door (1000 DP)]. The switch was hidden by a decoration golem, which would open the door if the riddle is solved. By the way, if it was closed and couldn¡¯t be opened at all it would be a breach of etiquette¡ meaning if it couldn¡¯t be opened, its strength would fall to that of an average door¡¯s and would turn into a breakable object. I don¡¯t really get why it wouldn¡¯t work anymore and lose its strength from the dungeon if it couldn¡¯t be opened. However, looking at it the other direction, the strength from the dungeon turns it into an incredibly sturdy door. The switch is it¡¯s ¡®opened easily¡¯. It¡¯s fine even if the solution to the riddle is something ¡®anyone can do¡¯. Though I say that, I just mean that it¡¯s a door. Hidden by the golem, the door itself is ¡®opened if the switch is pressed¡¯, a very simple riddle solution with ridiculously high strengthpared to its DP consumption. The weakness of it is that the golem could be destroyed, but¡ wouldn¡¯t you think that ¡®it won¡¯t open if the solution isn¡¯t solved¡¯ when you saw something like it? I hope so. ¡ Honestly, it looks like it won¡¯t be solved with a nce, because it¡¯s just¡ well, the pitfall traps in the room will open with a wrong answer with the golems, so it¡¯ll be interesting. Now then, there are still a lot of traps I haven¡¯t started on yet. I¡¯ll be sure to mix in plenty of handmade traps with premade DP traps. No premade traps at all if possible, I want to alter them all in some way. If I can think of something. ¡ ¡ Ah, my time for sleeping is getting reduced. I¡¯d like to sleep like a log after all this¡ Footnotes: He uses ¡®�™¤¤¡¯ (often read as ¡®Warui¡¯ -> Bad, hateful, unfortunate, etc) ironically, kind of like how ¡®Sugoi¡¯ can be both amazing and/or dreadful depending on context. Return Chapter 31 Dungeon Battle, Onset of War With that, three days after we decided to have a dungeon battle, came the day for war. ¡°¡ W-we somehow made it in time¡¡± ¡°No, we weren¡¯t able to actually do it, but¡ we used so much DP in one go¡¡± ¡°We didn¡¯t put together our war strength huh¡¡± We stocked up on a lot of stuff. Not just defense, but also for offense. At any rate, my aim¡¯s set on the opponent¡¯s dungeon core¡ well, I made sure to use the DP properly. I was being economical but still spent somewhere around 80,000. However, they were necessary expenses. I already miss the times when I was troubled over 100 DP and 200 DP things¡ ¡°I mean, Kehma¡ that pillow, what is it?¡± ¡°Eh? This? It¡¯s the [Heavenly Pillow (10,000 DP)], what about it?¡± 10,000 DP of the 80,000 DP was used on this. No, this wasn¡¯t a waste you know? Isn¡¯t it essential to take an efficient rest to work optimally? Therefore, this [Heavenly Pillow] was a necessary expense. ¡°¡ What do I get? We still have DP left over right?¡± ¡°For now, although the left over DP is to deal with what happens¡ how about summoning 10,000 DP worth of goblins?¡± ¡°Why goblins!? I don¡¯t like them that much you know!¡± ¡°Then after the battle¡¯s over, Rokuko can use 10,000 DP however she wants. Be it gachapon, goblins, or dragons, or goblins¡ or goblins.¡± At any rate, through the major renovations, we serviced the majority of the cave that was bare rock and ground. It already couldn¡¯t be called an [Ordinary Cave] anymore, it was an imposing dungeon. I should think of a new name¡ eh, I won¡¯t do it so soon now that I feel like it. ¡°Meat also did a good job.¡± ¡°¡. Hahi¡¡± I patted thepletely exhausted her. Though she seemed tired, her doggy tail was wagging back and forth. It seems like we could make it. I can¡¯t remember just how many golems I made in these past three days¡ I even made golems that weren¡¯t hybrids. Yep. Rokuko even said something impolite like, ¡®Eh¡ª you¡¯re making normal ones too?¡¯ Well, that¡¯s because ordinary golems were golems that became ourbor force. They were mixes of stone and y though. Dividing it up would have been troublesome so I just used it without bothering. It looked like a y golem though I guess? * ¡°How were the preparations? Chloe.¡± ¡°Everything went smoothly.¡± The imperial capital¡¯s [White Labyrinth]¡¯s derivation dungeon, [White Trial]. The dungeon suddenly appeared slightly away from the outskirts of the Imperial Capital. Of course, this is Dungeon Core No. 89¡¯s¡ Haku¡¯s dungeon arranged for this time¡¯s dungeon battle. Of course, it was named by Haku herself. She decided to register it using that name at the adventurer guild once the dungeon battle finished. This dungeon made with more than 50,000 DP had five floors in all. Minotaurs wandered, spears popped out from the floors and walls, and arrow traps were nted all over. Furthermore, lizardmen would patrol around. And, amongst the monsters, here and there were a few armed with magic weapons around 10,000 DP each¡ right, several. ¡°Incidentally, Chloe. It feels as though my weapon stockpile has diminished?¡± ¡°Perhaps they were withdrawn by the 17th Knight Division the other day? We should punish them severely.¡± ¡°Ah, it can¡¯t be helped then. Though I feel like I remembered something like a Minotaur axe, it surely should be something else.¡± ¡°Axes are often like that.¡± ¡°¡ Oh my, it seems that Lizardmen came in.¡± ¡°This area was originally a Lizardmen rookery.¡± ¡°But didn¡¯t those primitives have nothing to do with us when we came here?¡± ¡°There¡¯s nothing to do about it since they came in on their own.¡± ¡ Obviously, she was concealing that the 50,000 DP didn¡¯t cover everything. Of course since she didn¡¯t use DP for them, there was no problem with the rules. As for the 17th Knight Division that had their crimes increased¡ let¡¯s pray for their happiness in the next world. Even though it was newly made, this [White Labyrinth] would be hard for new adventurers to return alive from. Even C-Rank adventurer parties, known as middle ss ones, would find it difficult to clear. Even B-Ranks would have to call it difficult due to the mass of monsters eagerly awaiting the start of the battle at the entrance. For their offense, she had prepared fifteen minotaurs (3,000 DP), fifty lizardmen (200 DP), and one hundred goblins (20 DP). Haku deliberately chose them, they were DP-efficient monsters. She at least had a minimal conscience. None of their offense were equipped with magic weapons. ¡°So then, how about we begin soon? Chloe, give the signal.¡± ¡°Yes, as Ojou-samamands.¡± Opening the menu, she signaled the [Ordinary Cave]. She was used to doing heavy expenditures like this. ¡°No. 695-chan, can you hear me?¡± [Ane-sama! Yes, I can hear you! Please treat me well today¡ª] A cute voice was transmitted through the menu. A smile peeked through onto Haku¡¯s face. To this child¡ she would be attacking relentlessly after this¡ it was hard. However, she would take care to not overdo it and be hated. Haku was thinking about that. ¡°Fufu, I wonder if your preparations areplete?¡± [Any time is fine!] ¡°Then¡ we¡¯reing. Dungeon battle, start!¡± Haku¡¯s words signaled for the curtain of the battle to rise. * A Gate appeared at the dungeon entrance when it began. Golems prepared by the [Ordinary Cave] crowded at the opponent¡¯s gate, which was plenty wide enough for even a group of knights to pass through. ¡°I see, golems¡ he chose high-efficiency monsters for the vanguard, then. It certainly is cheap to prepare quite the number of y golems.¡± Golems had the characteristic of being able to move as much as they need inside of dungeons, which were filled with mana, so their maintenance costs were excellent. However, their reaction time for attacking and defensing was slow and they weren¡¯t fast at all. ¡°Have the Lizardmen attack.¡± ¡°Lizardmen, charge!¡± Both armies rushed the gates. Haku, who had judged that the golems would just smash the goblins she had summoned, had the lizardmen lead the assault. The goblins¡¯ turn woulde after the dungeon capture started as scouts. It wasn¡¯t time to meet a loss. Leaping through the gate, the Lizardmen shed the golems. Though some were crushed underfoot against the ground, due to their superior speed, the majority were able to turn it into a one-sided battle¡ meanwhile, the [White Trial] was being invaded. ¡°The enemy has invaded!¡± The Lamia reported enemy forces on the map. This person was also one of Haku¡¯s retainers. This day, five of Haku¡¯s retainers were in the Core Room, Chloe included. The living armor was in charge of giving directions to the lizardmen¡¯s assault just a moment before. Though their introductions were dyed, the [White Trial]¡¯s lineup for the dungeon battle was as follows. Amelia themia, in charge of defense. Dolche the wraith, in charge of reporting damages. Sally the living armor, in charge of offensivebat force. Misha the war cat, in charge of offensive scout force. Then Chloe the subus, general assistant to Haku. Haku would make overall judgement calls and supervise. ¡°Number of intruders¡ approximately two hundred!?¡± Her retainers shuddered from Dolche¡¯s report. ¡°You¡¯re kidding right!? There¡¯s no way there¡¯s that many! You can even see there isn¡¯t that many¡¡ª¡± ¡°It¡¯s not that! The enemies, they aren¡¯t golems! ¡ They are rats!¡± ¡°Rats!?¡± Surprised, Haku reflexively raised her voice. Apparently, the invading golems were burdened with boxes filled with rats. Of course, there was a hostile reaction to each of them, so they were specially summoned and put under control. Unquestionably, the rats were enemies. If even one reached the dungeon core¡. the dummy core for the [White Trial]¡¯s side, it would be defeat. The [Ordinary Cave]¡¯s golems opened the boxes that burdened them, allowing the rats to overflow out. ¡°Quickly, exterminate them!¡± ¡°It¡¯s no use, the minotaurs can¡¯t deal with them since they¡¯re so small!¡± ¡°Send half of the goblins to exterminate the rats! It¡¯ll be bad if we leave this alone!¡± ¡°They¡¯ve broken through the first floor! The enemy is invading the second floor¡ e-enemy total¡ around five hundred!¡± ¡°The traps!?¡± ¡°They¡¯re no good, they¡¯re too small and aren¡¯t getting hit! The amount being hit by the arrows is like shooting fireballs at ake!¡± ¡°Direct the Lizardmen in the dungeon! Exterminate the rats! Exterminate the raaats!¡± Her retainers rapidly became hurried. Haku, on the other hand, regained herposure. ¡°I think¡ the rats are used to scout.¡± ¡°Eh, that¡¯s¡ it¡¯s just a matter of time until they¡¯ll finish. Excuse me, they¡¯ve arrived at the straight leading to the first floor¡¯s staircase.¡± ¡°It¡¯s fine Chloe. This was honestly unexpected, I wonder what¡¯s next? This is the first time it¡¯s been this hard¡ ah, Amelia, install some me traps in the third floor¡¯s passages, they should gain us some time.¡± ¡°Ah, thank you!¡± If the floor was different from the one the invaders were on, traps could be set up. The trap was a bit expensive, but it couldn¡¯t be helped. But it calmed Haku. Though rats were certainly excellent as scouts, they couldn¡¯t clear. Since the boss room was set up in front of the core room, the core room couldn¡¯t be reached without defeating the red minotaur, which was the boss. ¡°The golems seem to have been settled with. Our invasion can continue.¡± ¡°Yeah. The faster we get to their core, the sooner I can see No. 695-chan¡¡± * ¡°Oooh, niiice.¡± Watching them steadily move through the constructions before me on the map, I muttered while moved. ¡°Hey, they¡¯re filling the map with an amazing force¡ but why are their troops going so far that way? Is there some advantage for No. 89 Ane-sama?¡± ¡°You could say that. Though I don¡¯t think a win is possible with this.¡± As expected, the enemy dungeon¡¯s map won¡¯t appear in the dungeon battle. That was natural, since making a maze would have no point if they could see the map of the ce from the start. If they knew where the dungeon core was, it would¡¯ve been boring. Though on the defending side, the map was disyed as usual with the enemies indicated to see how the invasion was going. ¡°Goshujin-sama, the advance party golem corps, all fifty. Annihted.¡± ¡°Yeah, right on schedule.¡± By the way, that group of golems were almost entirely y golems created with [Create Golem]. Summoned golems were ced at the vanguard, a gift of being economical. It could also be called using scraps. Very economical. Above all, being cheap with DP was good. Though I used magic stones so they wouldn¡¯t suspect anything, it was still a tenth of the normal cost. Moreover, their broken bodies could be recycled by collecting them if they were in the dungeon. Likewise, their magic stones weren¡¯t destroyed. ¡°So then, next is the pitfall traps that Meat dug. I wonder what¡¯ll happen?¡± I gently brushed Meat¡¯s head, watching the battle progress. Chapter 32 Dungeon Battle, A Fierce Fight ¡°There are suddenly pitfalls at the entrance!?¡± ¡°Send the Goblins ahead! Find the pitfalls!¡± On [White Trial]¡¯s side, Haku¡¯s retainer in charge of their offense was busily coping with the traps. The pitfall traps tripped them up. A lot of them were immediately caught by them. Though the corpses would normally plug up the holes if this weren¡¯t a dungeon, this was a Dungeon Battle so their bodies were immediately absorbed. However, if they could figure out where the pitfall traps were, they just needed to avoid them to advance. ¡°Alright, pitfall traps found, resume the invasion!¡± ¡°¡ª! Wait, a Minotaur fell! ¡ Gu¡ª, skewered, instant death!¡± ¡°What!? The Goblins definitely went past that ce just a second ago¡!¡± However, the pitfall traps in the [Ordinary Dungeon] were only reacting to the Minotaurs and Lizardmen, not the Goblins. ¡°The pitfall traps choose their target¡!? Something like that should definitely use a lot of DP¡ I wonder if the contest was decided from the start.¡± ¡°Aah! Another Minotaur! Eleven remaining! Thirty Lizardmen remaining as well! Do your scouting job right, Misha!¡± ¡°The Goblins went by there just a little while ago!¡± Another Minotaur fell, reducing their numbers. In a different location, two Goblins fell into a pitfall as their footing copsed beneath them. Haku didn¡¯t fail to notice the moment their footing copsed and fell. ¡°¡ I understand it now. The reason the Goblins don¡¯t fall¡ I¡¯m sure of it, it distinguishes them by weight.¡± ¡°I see, with just that much of a rough condition, the DP consumption would be reduced and a number could be prepared¡¡± ¡°The pitfall traps are definitely hollows under the floor. Though it would take time, you can advance by striking the ground and checking the sound.¡± ¡°Yes! Goblins, forward!¡± * ¡°Crap, that was a blunder. Goblins don¡¯t activate the pitfalls¡ the flooring isn¡¯t equally thick since I made it with ack of sleep¡ yeeep, that¡¯s a miss. Guess it wasn¡¯t thin enough?¡± ¡°Ah, look Kehma. Check it out, a Minotaur fell down you know!¡± ¡°Seriously? Oi Meat, your pitfalls are going great.¡± ¡°A-above all, happy I could help.¡± [Ordinary Cave] was seeing some unexpected results. * ¡°We have broken through the first floor of the enemy dungeon! ¡ On the way, we sustained many injuries from surprise attacks. We have few Goblins left.¡± ¡°That swords would appear out of the wooden door when opened to skewer them¡ brilliant.¡± ¡°Oh my, I would like to use that next time¡ What is the situation for defense?¡± ¡°Enemy forces, arriving on the third floor! ¡ The fire traps, able to contain a portion of the rats!¡± The me trap was a trap that literally spat fire. These ones spat fire at fixed timings. Since they couldn¡¯t constantly spout fire or they would malfunction, they couldn¡¯t stop all of them. ¡°¡ The opponents are rats, so the valuable Lizardmen aren¡¯t that useful. What about our offense?¡± ¡°Our opponent¡¯s second floor is¡ it¡¯s abyrinth!¡± ¡°Hmph. Challenging the [White Labyrinth] with abyrinth? Divide our units to explore.¡± Labyrinths weren¡¯t as effective in dungeon battles as they were against adventurers. They could map it out and givemands from a control area. ¡°Muu, it looks like golems are wandering around. A set of five¡ b-bows!? The golems are divided between vanguard and rearguard, with the rear guard covering them with bows! The Goblins won¡¯t stand a chance!¡± ¡°Tch, are the likes of golems imitating adventurers? No choice then. We can only respond with Lizardmen¡ have the Goblins act as sentries, send the Lizardmen and Minotaurs forward in order!¡± ¡°Uwaaah!? The enemies¡¯ weapons are too strong! The lizardmens¡¯ swords were cut!? T-these golems¡ all three of the vanguard are equipped with magic swords!¡± ¡°What did you say? ¡ Golems with magic swords!?¡± Even though golems were DP-efficient, they weren¡¯t strong enough to equip with magic swords. Since magic swords used up quite a bit of DP, they were valuable and strong, so it was better to give to monsters that moved well. ¡°Rather, there¡¯s only been golems so far. Does he like golems that much?¡± ¡°¡ Maybe he has some sort of emotional attachment to them? However, that¡¯s fatal. Merge our forces, pincer them with Minotaurs!¡± ¡°Yes! ¡ H-huh!? P-please wait a moment, the map is being weird, this, why is there a wall there!?¡± ¡°¡!?¡± Theypared the map view to the monster¡¯s field of view, but there wasn¡¯t a path. While they were puzzled by the change, the force that had started merging finished. ¡°No way, a [Transforming Labyrinth]¡! It¡¯s a lie, there¡¯s no way it could be done with 100,000 DP on this scale!?¡± ¡°The important points, I wonder if you don¡¯t designate them¡. If that¡¯s the case, 50¡ no, 40,000 DP could do it. But probably, there won¡¯t be anyrge-scale traps after this.¡± Haku was impressed by his operation procedures. It was extremely efficient as it used a small amount of DP. It was really good. Though it was temporary, the dungeon battle required them to use the same amount of DP. What decided victory or defeat was how it was used. Using a small amount of DP to shave away a lot of DP from the opponent, that was how the fight went. Then, could Kehma only win when fighting with the same amount of DP¡? No, she could definitely feel Kehma¡¯s skill. ¡°Fufu, it¡¯s too bad that this battle only used 100,000 DP.¡± Right, if this wasn¡¯t 100,000 DP, but 1,000,000 DP, the difference in fundamental fighting strength could have been ovee. However, it was 100,000. Looking at it from Haku¡¯s point of view, this could only be a short-term battle no matter how she tried to look at it. * The vanguard golems were equipped with mass production-type de golems. Only the de part of it was iron with the rest being stone, inly economizing. Doing that, a few de golems could be made from a single iron ingot. The stone was free since they dug the materials themselves. I also made the bow and arrows. The arrows used scrap material. How they were made¡ if I had to say,bor and mana potion (barrels). Furthermore, though by all rights the weapon golems should have been indicated on the map, they weren¡¯t. This was due to the map not more than necessary, so they appeared as golem + equipment. Convenient. So, despite looking at the map, the wall golems could move whilepletely in the enemy¡¯s blind spot. ¡°Alright, the wall golems could move, Huge Sess!¡± ¡°That¡¯s¡ the thing Meat hit the other day and destroyed, right? It could move? There¡¯s no feet though.¡± ¡°It¡¯s a new model. There are tires under it so it can move around.¡± Additionally, the cost of this self-propelled wall golem was exactly 0 DP. Handmade and made from scraps. They didn¡¯t even need magic stones since they were only meant to be used inside the dungeon. The key word here is ¡®economical¡¯. * Completing thebyrinth, the rats went towards the fourth floor in the [White Trial]. There were still more than 150 rats remaining. Once they received instructions, they cleverly avoided the me traps. Still, their numbers were decreased by the Lizardmen on defense in the stair room. ¡°No way, we need to ascend again after going down, that¡¯s¡ though I thought thebyrinth was on the third floor, it was two floors together.¡± ¡°He¡¯s not an adventurer, it might be good to have him work as an adviser for our dungeon¡.¡± Then, they climbed up the staircase out of thebyrinth, but it kept going¡ Two floors. At first, she assumed it was the entrance to the first floor¡ but what was this, the zero-th floor? Or maybe it was the negative first floor? ¡°¡ I don¡¯t know what to call it.¡± ¡°Using something like that¡¯s just underhanded¡ it¡¯s now called the first upper floor!¡± ¡°Yes, certainly, it¡¯s the first upper floor¡. there¡¯s a door!¡± Borrowing the monster¡¯s field of vision, the door seemed to be very sturdy. And there was an exaggerated sign next to it. ¡°¡ What¡¯s written on it?¡± ¡°Let¡¯s see¡ it seems to be a riddle. I¡¯ll read it aloud. [The answer is easy. Don¡¯t overthink this. The way to answer is to divide one silver coin between three people.]¡± ¡°To divide one silver coin between three people¡? ¡ Umm, since there is one hundred copper coins in a silver coin, umm¡¡± ¡°I got it. First off, one silver is one hundred copper. Then, to divide it three ways, the person who divided the amount keeps the excess as the fee.¡± A problem of this level was no problem for Haku, a dungeon core that had a lot of experience. ¡°As expected of Ojou-sama!¡± ¡°With her, there¡¯s certainly no need to be frustrated.¡± ¡°A perfect answer.¡± ¡°I meane on, give up! There¡¯s no way Dungeon Core No. 89-sama wouldn¡¯t know a riddle like this!¡± [Wrong. Pleasee again.] ¡°¡±¡±¡± Eh¡ª!? ¡°¡±¡±¡± An awkward atmosphere settled in the [White Trial]¡¯s Core Room. Without them doing anything else, the room¡¯s entire floor turned into a pitfall trap¡ where was its destination? The entrance floor. ¡°Why? My answer should have been perfect¡!¡± ¡°Let¡¯s settle down for a moment okay!? Hey, all of us haven¡¯t answered yet! Ah, the damage report!?¡± ¡°Ah, eh¡ª, a-a Minotaur¡¯s ankle was sprained, impossible to return to battle¡ two died instantly from the fall¡ for the Lizardmen, three are safe. The goblins¡ umm, not good! None left! Our remaining troops, 6 Minotaurs, 12 Lizardmen, and divided into three groups, 8 Goblins.¡± Haku pressed her hands against her temples while wringing out her directions. ¡°Have the surviving Lizardmen evacuate with the Minotaur that sprained its ankle¡ ku¡ª, to fail a riddle that I was confident of¡ disgraceful¡! Stuff the Minotaur that sprained its ankle as decoration, to remember this disgrace¡¡± ¡°O-Ojou-sama, let¡¯s do this once again with just Goblins! We can go in with the rest of our forces when we answer correctly!¡± ¡°¡. S-such disgraceful conduct¡ No. 695-chan is watching too you know!?¡± ¡°Endure it, this is a serious matter¡¡± ¡°Th-the fourth floor has been broken through! The rats¡¯ movements have improved, they can¡¯t catch them!¡± ¡°Ojou-sama¡!¡± Chloe implied that this wasn¡¯t the time for worrying about that. Haku was excellent, so she made the decision. ¡°Understood¡ assemble, ass-em-ble! There! Send the Goblins!¡± * [You distribute it ording to their contribution level of obtaining it!] [Wrong.] [The leftovers are turned intomunity property of the party, the remainder is divided up.] [Wrong.] [¡ The silver coin is divided into three, giving each person a part!] [Wrong.] [Give it to an impartial third party to distribute it!] [Wrong.] Oh oh, that fall was magnificent. As expected, after the second time around they sent a single Goblin at a time to be sacrificed¡ There wasn¡¯t much weight to it if they didn¡¯t answer correctly, in other words, it was amusing. ¡°Hey Kehma, this riddle¡¡± ¡°Ah, Rokuko. You were able to answer it right in three seconds. You¡¯re amazing, seriously, good job. You didn¡¯t even need to hear the end of it.¡± ¡°B-because it says the answer! But, no way Ane-sama would¡¡± ¡°Smart people won¡¯t break out of the loop. Your Nee-chan is worthy of being called smart, I think her constantlying up with answers is also pretty amazing.¡± While giving her a sidelong nce, several of the rats, which had decreased in amount, were able to steadily invade deeper into the enemy¡¯s dungeon after bing easier to control. ¡ Maybe I won¡¯t even have to use my hidden gem? * [¡ªWrong.] ¡°Go fu¡ª!¡± ¡°Ojou-samaaaa!¡± Haku had been thoroughly tricked. Even if she thought and thought, it was wrong, wrong, wrong¡! ¡°Ku¡ª, how terrifying¡ turning this dungeon battle into a mental attack¡¡± ¡°Umm, Ojou-sama¡ I wonder, is this really a [Gate of Wisdom]¡?¡± Gates of Wisdom. They were special traps that would test the wisdom of people who came to the dungeon. It was a very strong door, but once the riddle was solved, anyone could pass. Haku had also used them to challenge people with riddles. ¡°¡ Eh, i-is there a basis to think that? Chloe.¡± ¡°Yes. First of all, it is impossible to exceed Ojou-sama¡¯s wisdom. Then¡ considering the amount of DP consumption this far, would there really be enough DP to install a [Gate of Wisdom]?¡± ¡°¡!!¡± Certainly, earlier, Haku herself had said it. ¡®There won¡¯t be anyrge-scale traps after this.¡¯ Even the worst [Gate of Wisdom] costed 30,000 DP. Though it became stronger with a more simple question, it became fragile with difficult questions, and required more DP. That much was arge amount for a contest of 100,000 DP. ¡°Then¡ this is¡¡± ¡°There is a possibility it is an ordinary, destructible door¡ possibly, the pitfall activates when an answer is spoken in front of the door.¡± Then it was an extremely foul trap. No matter how you answered, even if it was the correct solution to the riddle, it didn¡¯t matter at all. At the point they decided to stop, they were already caught in the trap. T-terrifying¡ Kehma, what is going on inside that man¡¯s head¡!? ¡°T-this an advanced and cowardly trap!! Isn¡¯t this just unfair!?¡± ¡°Moreover, if we didn¡¯t realize it, how many times would we have¡¡± ¡°Uu, but I¡¯m in the wrong for being tricked. I¡¯ll properly acknowledge my defeat here. Fufu, however, Chloe saw through it well. As expected of my right-hand person, you supported me splendidly even though I had fallen into tunnel vision.¡± ¡°I am humbly delighted to receive your praise.¡± ¡°Umm¡¡± Then, the pink-haired War Cat girl, Misha, raised her hand. Of her five retainers, she was the one with the lowest prospects ofpleting riddles. Simply put, an idiot. ¡°What is it, Misha? I¡¯ve already decided to destroy the door with brute strength, will you hinder me?¡± ¡°No, nothing like that! It¡¯s just, that, the answer is¡ isn¡¯t it [Easy]? It said it¡¡± ¡°Huh? ¡ Easy? W-what are you saying? Misha. Ah, right, it¡¯s certainly easy, in and simple. This trap has no answer!¡± ¡°T-that¡¯s not it, umm, it¡¯s just, didn¡¯t it start by saying [The answer is easy]!?¡± The air solidified. ¡°N¡ª¡ no way¡ no, something like¡ that¡ hahaha¡¡± ¡°N-no way Misha, s¡ªomething¡ that¡¯s¡¡± ¡°A¡ªhahaha, what are you trying to say, Misha-san¡¡± Their voices were strained. The other retainers also thought¡ that might have been it. Then, so did Haku. And Chloe. ¡°¡ ¡ Chloe. For now, just try it out once¡¡± ¡°¡ ¡ Yes¡¡± If this was the correct answer¡ her mind would break, and, resolving herself, Haku gave the final answer personally. [Correct] ¡ªShe broke. Chapter 33 Dungeon Battle, Conclusion Slowly, the [Gate of Wisdom] opened. As for Haku, she managed to assemble her broken mind, and tried to look at the other side¡ ¡ but couldn¡¯t. Because, there was a y wall on the other side of the door. ¡ Under it was a polite [Under Construction] poster. Her broken mind exploded. * ¡°¡ Oh, she got it right.¡± ¡°Hey, what¡¯s with the dead end?¡± ¡°Well, there really wasn¡¯t enough time¡ I-I didn¡¯t sleep y¡¯know? Definitely didn¡¯t.¡± ¡®Ah, so he slept¡¯, Rokuko was convinced. ¡°To be blunt, Rokuko was able to figure it out in three seconds¡ª¡ is what I thought, so I didn¡¯t finish making it.¡± ¡°Why not?¡± ¡°Because I thought it would be surprising¡¡± ¡°It¡¯s definitely surprising you know. Coming up to a dead end in abyrinth¡ hey, after this, where should they go?¡± ¡°Since I hid three Dummy Cores in thebyrinth in addition to the pitfalls¡ they went past it.¡± Two were in [Small Projecting Rooms] along the outside thebyrinth that was carefully constructed to be rectangr. The other one was hidden in the ceiling. However, Haku-san¡¯s group hadn¡¯t found them since they were currently covered up by wall golems. Then again, since the dungeon would malfunction if the real dungeon core was confined by walls, I nned to shift just the wall golems away when if we use castling. Still, it looks like it doesn¡¯t count as being confined when it¡¯s shut up behind it door. Though I don¡¯t really get why that is, it meant that closing it off by wall golems was no good. I don¡¯t get it. * ¡°¡±¡±¡± ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡°¡±¡±¡± Everyone in the [White Trial] has be silent. However, each of them looked slightly different. First, Haku. Her smile had solidified. Misha, who was the only one to answer the riddle correctly, had her face turn blue, ¡®Crap, I said too much¡¡¯ Then there was the other four retainers, which included Chloe. With the indescribable smile on Haku¡¯s face, they didn¡¯t say anything. ¡°¡ ¡ªThe enemy, dungeon boss room broken through! C-Core room discovered!¡± Amelia¡¯s sudden report pushed away the hardened atmosphere. ¡°Eh, hold up! What about the red minotaur boss!? You can¡¯t get into the core room without defeating the boss you know!?¡± ¡°Th¡ª¡. they filled its throat, it died!¡¯ She shivered. Imagining that horrible way to die¡ªnot that it wasn¡¯t perfect¡ªthe rats, mere rats¡ the fact they defeated a boss monster. ¡°Ah¡ªahahaha, t-that¡¯s so funny! How are rats as brutal as that!?¡± ¡°Please settle down, Dolche¡ Ojou-sama.¡± ¡°We haven¡¯t lost yet¡. Keep searching with our offensive forces, we must have overlooked something. Chloe, use my spear to defend the core.¡± ¡°As youmand, even if it costs this life of mine¡!¡± As for whether that much was exaggerated for rats, no one could say. They were shown the unthinkable and crushing defeat of a red minotaur by its throat being blocked. With Chloe¡¯s very petite build, she probably wouldn¡¯t be able to take more than a single rat. ¡°The enemy, still has¡ one hundred¡ good luck.¡± ¡°I still have to serve Ojou-sama, I can¡¯t die just yet¡ I¡¯m off!¡± So, spear in hand, Chloe jumped out of the core. The rat swarm was just about to reach the dungeon core. ¡°Just in time huh¡! Protect! [Firewall]!¡± With those words, a wall of me appeared to enclose and defend the core. The rats took a distance away. This was Haku¡¯s magical spear, the [Spear of Firewall]¡¯s ability¡ It used the wielder¡¯s magical power, manifesting the fire-type upper ss magic [Firewall] with a single keyword. ¡ªFurthermore, in the event it was picked up as a treasure in a dungeon, it was said to be worth 10,000,000 DP for a single one. A treasure amongst treasures. ¡°Phew¡ with this, we should have gained some time huh.¡± Chloe wondered what would happen next¡ she expected a mass of rats to make their way through the Firewall. When she looked, the rats were huddling together. That was good, so long as she prepared herself, she could deal with¡ª [Chloe-san! Feint¡ªbehind you! There are enemies behind you! Amount, 10!] ¡°¡ª!?¡± She turned around, but there was nothing there¡ no, she just couldn¡¯t see them!? ¡°The heck is¡ª!?¡± She searched for the enemies, but she couldn¡¯t find them. She couldn¡¯t see them. Shouldn¡¯t there be ten of them!? Weren¡¯t they rats!? [¡ ¡ªIt was¡ touched¡!] ¡°Haha¡ the heck is going on¡.¡± She couldn¡¯t understand. Exhausted, she undid the [Firewall]. ¡ After the flickering mes went out, she noticed that there was [Something] transparent above the core. ¡°¡ What¡¡± It was transparent¡ªshe hadn¡¯t seen it before, like¡ an insect, or something. * Finally, the dungeon core¡ well, the dummy core, touchdown! ¡ªWait, Chloe jumped out of the core and put up a [Firewall]. So you can sortie from a dummy core¡ didn¡¯t know that. Would¡¯ve put more golems to work if I knew it, it would¡¯ve been an infinite hitbo of golemsing out everywhere in thebyrinth after reviving. Though still, this me was troublesome. Or rather, it was foul y. Just needed one more step. It was obviously a magic item. I want to cross-examine her 100,000 DP. The rats were gathering up, let¡¯s see if they can¡¯t somehow break through it¡ yup. Hmm? What¡¯s this¡ ¡°¡ Ah, oi, it¡¯s defenseless from above. Nice, that¡¯s just right. Invoke the [Hidden Gems].¡± ¡°H-hey, I don¡¯t get what you mean!¡± ¡°Invoke them.¡± She isn¡¯t getting what I¡¯m telling her. Drones are something from my world, like a helicopter¡ she wouldn¡¯t understand something like that. Well, I made it with transparent materials. I¡¯d thought about making water golems at first, but I didn¡¯t think their propellers would be strong enough for them to fly well. Though since I had some empty mana potion bottles, it went smoothly when I tried putting them to use and made some with them. It was transparent and hard to see. The rats could transport them by swallowing them, the wonderful miniaturization was a sess. At most they were the size of a marble. Weeell, this time in particr¡ the flickering mes made them extra hard to see! I could make them with a single type of material, it was even a stealth-type since it was a dungeon-restricted golem and wouldn¡¯t need a power supply. A drone with a skeletal frame, battery, andmunications equipment with modern Japanese technology would have looked like a mountain. Magic is amazing. And so, the drones were concealed in a part of the rats¡¯ stomachs, going in as capsules that would open in the rats. It was my ultimate weapon, [Hidden Gem] (Stealth Drone Capsule). ¡ As expected, they tore their way through the rats¡¯ stomachs. Grotesque. Sorry though, even though they all survived the suicide attacks at the minotaur¡¯s mouth¡ I won¡¯t feel much heartache from rats. Then, the drones quietly made their way above the wall of me, and though they had a tough time operating for a moment there from the hot winds¡ªtheynded softly and¡ª ¡ªwe won. * * Bonus * A short snippet from when they were in thebyrinth. ¡°Ku¡ª this [Transforming Labyrinth] is annoying¡ ah, right! Can¡¯t we just break through the walls to advance?¡± ¡°Wait, that¡¯s foul y for capturing thebyrinth.¡± ¡°No, we don¡¯t have the time otherwise so¡¡± ¡°¡ Alright, I¡¯ll authorize it. Go for it!¡± ¡°T-there¡¯smunicationing in from the enemy!¡± ¡°I wonder what it is. Connect us¡ Oh my, Kehma-san, what is it? Certainly, breaking thebyrinth and dungeon walls shouldn¡¯t have been in the rules.¡± [Yeah, I was just going to give some good information¡ Thisbyrinth is¡ handmade by Rokuko, yeah¡ Are you fine with destroying it?] ¡°Wha¡ª¡!? T-that¡¯s¡¡± [In truth, Rokuko helped digging the passages with the golems and a pickax¡ so, this is genuinely¡ her first, handmadebyrinth. So¡ are you fine with that? Really? Would you not regret it even if she hates you for it?] ¡°¡. Mind games are unfair!¡± [It¡¯s my maxim though¡ So, will you destroy it?] ¡°¡ª¡ Of course I won¡¯t break it!¡± Thatmunication may or may not have happened¡ Chapter 34 Difference Between Postwar Treatment and Words ¡°It was myplete defeat.¡± To deal with the postwar affairs, Haku-san visited the [Ordinary Cave] again. Chloe was wearing the same butler clothing as usual. ¡°I may have lost, but I learned many wonderful things through the battle. I surely didn¡¯t think that rats would go that far. To turn your scouts into warriors¡¡± Although she was certain that the rats were scouts, she didn¡¯t think they would be able to defeat the boss even if they got that far. In truth, she had thought that a second group of golems would gain control of map pioneered by the rats. He was struck with the idea of having a midget strategy when he saw the Minotaur. Since he had nothing to lose, he decided to use fifty of the remaining rats to kill Mino-san with a suicide attack. By the way, since the rats were ordered to limit their living space to the forest to survive, he would probably use them again sooner orter. ¡°I didn¡¯t think I wouldn¡¯t be able to find even one of the Dummy Cores. Where did you put the dungeon core in the end? If you don¡¯t mind, could you tell me?¡± ¡°Give me an additional 50,000 DP and I¡¯ll tell you.¡± ¡°Oh me, is something so small fine? Then please tell me. If I don¡¯t know, I might not be able to sleep tonight.¡± Crap, I said it as a joke but she said she¡¯d pay it. ¡ No helping it, I¡¯ll answer her. I don¡¯t need to say where the Dummy Cores were though. However, since the real core was set up in a ce that was a huge joke, she might get a bit angry from the answer. ¡°¡ To tell the truth, this dungeon continues¡ around one kilometer away, there¡¯s a small room. I put it there.¡± The direction I pointed to? The goblin room. ¡ I thought about bringing it back at first, but wound up leaving it there in the end. As I thought, Haku-san was speechless¡ Though, it didn¡¯t feel like she was angry. It was more like admiration. ¡°¡ Really, looking closely I do see mana connecting¡ not just in front of this cave, but extending outside of the dungeon¡ I didn¡¯t notice.¡± ¡°Installing the dungeon core outside of the first floor¡ such a bold move, surprising isn¡¯t it, Ojou-sama.¡± ¡°No. 89 Ane-sama¡¯s teachings were right after all!¡± Yep, she doesn¡¯t understand why, but Rokuko found the idea amusing. You just disregarded everything but a single room and made nothing else. ¡°Haah, thebyrinth was splendid, it was my first time seeing that usage¡ ah, those pitfall traps were a big gamble. Though I used Minotaurs as primary war potential this time, I could have had my forcesprise of something weightless like Wraiths. The best thing that I saw was installing two floors above and below.¡± Definitely, the pitfall traps wouldn¡¯t have activated if that were the case. Well, they also wouldn¡¯t have found the hidden passages inside the pitfalls. ¡ Ah, the homemade pitfall traps didn¡¯t cost DP, but that might have been impossible to tell just from looking. Since she especially advised me, I didn¡¯t do something as boorish as correct her. It was better to keep quiet on that. ¡°Also¡ gu¡ª, that [Gate of Wisdom]¡ was that a riddle from your world? ¡°Yeah. Weeell, it was hard toe up with. There weren¡¯t many riddles I could¡¯ve use there.¡± ¡°Is that so¡ it¡¯s fine already, so please let me hit you once.¡± ¡°Hahaha, I¡¯ll decline.¡± It was probably very vexing. I didn¡¯t tell her that Rokuko solved it in three seconds. ¡°¡ I¡¯m not very interested in riddles so I don¡¯t use them.¡± ¡°What, so you used wordy. Somehow, it seems it¡¯s tranting on it¡¯s own¡¡± Right, for instance, I had told Rokuko, ¡°The futon blew up.¡± She heard something like, ¡°The futon burst.¡± That kind of thing. The traditional Japanese gag didn¡¯t go along with it. Therefore, for instance [What is the doctor that can only break cars?] [Answer: Dentists (Kanji for dentist reads the same as out-of-service vehicle)], the wordy solution for the riddle didn¡¯t go through. Furthermore, riddles that relied on the shapes of words were out. To begin with, the characters were different. Since there¡¯s no problem if there¡¯s an image, I n on using that next time. Together with remembering how amazing magic is over and over, I should give up on memorizing this world¡¯snguage. It trantes itself too much, I can¡¯t study. I could probably do it if I did my best, but I don¡¯t feel like doing that. ¡°Right, Ane-sama, get this! My name is Rokuko now. Ites from 695 in another world¡¯snguage! ¡®Ro¡¯ is 6, ¡®ku¡¯ is 9, and ¡®ko¡¯ is 5!¡± Rokuko didn¡¯t even know the origin of her own name. When I noticed that and told her, she was really happy for some reason. I thought that she¡¯d be angry that her name came from a number since it was a serious thing, but it looked like she was really happy about it. I don¡¯t get dungeon cores¡¯ tastes. Other than the digits was [No.], it might be a unique rule. ¡°! That¡¯s amazing, such a wonderful name¡ ahh, I¡¯m envious.¡± ¡°So, call me Rokuko from now on, No. 89 Ane-sama.¡± ¡°Yes, I understand. Rokuko-chan¡ Haah, so good. I¡¯m Haku since my hair is white, you know? Really, Master has the worst taste¡¡± ¡°¡ Huh? Haku-san, isn¡¯t it Haku since that¡¯s number eight and nine?¡± When I unintentionally cut in, Haku-san suddenly stopped. ¡°Why would No. 89 turn into white? ¡ Wait, by some chance, is that how it is in the other world?¡± ¡°Well there¡¯s a few meanings to it really, but¡ well, it can be read as Haku. White too, same with No. 89.¡± Haku-san closed her eyes for a moment, pressing down on her temple. ¡ It seems she¡¯s thinking about something. After a while, she opened her mouth. ¡°¡ Rokuko-chan. From now on, could you call me Haku? If that¡¯s how it is, it matches another world¡¯s numbers.¡± ¡°Yes, Haku Ane-sama!¡± I wonder if she still feels someplicated things about it? Haku-san pat Rokuko¡¯s head while smiling. ¡°Right, the story drifted off course for a moment. I really did want to review some more, but even if it doesn¡¯t look like it, I am very busy¡ Because a new dungeon has now been made, I need to process it¡ Ah, I¡¯ve been wondering what thatst thing was, but it would be inelegant to ask about a dungeon¡¯s trump card, wouldn¡¯t it?¡± Thatst thing¡ meaning the [Hidden Gems]. I feel it¡¯d be fine to tell her, but she might have fun trying to figure it out herself. ¡°Well then, Rokuko-chan. How about¡ I transfer the DP now?¡± ¡°Y-yesh!¡± Taking Rokuko¡¯s hand with a smile, Haku smiled dly. It was 150,000 DP with the information fee included. Though she said she was busy, she took her time deliberately transferring it mouth-to-mouth with her. Thanks for the treat. Chapter 35 I¡¯ll Be an Adventurer Even Though I¡¯m a Dungeon Master! We got 150,000 DP from Haku-san. We had 30,000 DP left over from the Dungeon Battle¡ 20,000 DP from Rokuko using 10,000 DP however she wanted. Those put together gave 170,000 DP on hand that could be used freely. Let¡¯s use this easy money (it¡¯s DP though) for a few things. First of all, I got ten [Beetradish (10 DP)] for forest area around the cave¡ Radishes could be a source of sugar. Adding a field to plow wouldn¡¯t hinder dungeon affairs and could make some high quality sugar for us. Though I could buy some with DP to sell, that wouldn¡¯t be sustainable. This way I could get money without losing DP. Ah, it seemed that 5 DP was fifty copper but it might be more. I¡¯ll try it out if the beetradishes don¡¯t work out. Then, I bought some magic scrolls. Low ss earth magic [Scroll of Stone (700 DP)]. Low ss water magic [Scroll of Water (500 DP)]. Low ss wind magic [Scroll of Air Voice (400 DP)]. Low ss fire magic [Scroll of Fireball (500 DP)]. Low ss light magic [Scroll of Light (400 DP)]. Low ss dark magic [Scroll of Blind (500 DP)]. Bottom ss space-time magic [Scroll of Safe (600 DP)]. Enough for three people. Me, Rokuko, and Meat¡¯s shares. I should memorize the basic attributes. I might be able to use them somehow¡ Eh, the space-time magic one was bottom ss, but how was that a safe? From the name it seemed that it would make a different dimensional safe for stowing things in. I wonder if Trantion Feature-san is doing that¡ [1] Then was Haku-san¡¯s rmendation, the widely convenient middle ss space-time magic [Scroll of Storage (10,000 DP)]¡ it did cost a lot, but I got three of them since it was such easy money. I immediately stored the [Heavenly Pillow]¡ It seemed to have around as much space as a closet. I put the futon in, too. Like this, even if the inns have hard beds I won¡¯t have to worry. With that done, I¡¯ve used around 80,000 DP in total with 90,000 DP left. There¡¯s still a lot left over, but let¡¯s try and use it to reconstruct the dungeon. ¡ It doesn¡¯t really feel like I could use the DP down to a single digit. A small fortune huh. Ah, right. Since I expanded the dungeon¡¯s area, our daily DP ie turned into 100 DP before I knew it. I guess ites from the veins of the ground? ¡ Ten times huh¡ Well, extensions don¡¯tpare to ten times the single-room dungeon though. I wonder if there¡¯s spot that increases the DP ie? Like a power spot. It should be fine to get to sleep now that I¡¯m getting 100 DP a day. Even if I don¡¯t do anything I¡¯m getting 10,000 yen a day you know? Well, when I took a good look at the menu after the dungeon battle, there was [Spawn Monster] as a trap¡ or rather a facility, it was added into the DP Catalog. Although it needed a hundred time¡¯s the monster¡¯s specified DP cost, it was a facility that regrly brought out the designated monster. ¡ As for [Spawn Monster]¡¯s condition, it¡¯s probably that it can¡¯t spawn more than a certain number of monsters? And although the dungeon had been improved, from here on, I will restructure this dungeon into a ¡®ce that people will visit regrly, staying while giving me DP and money¡¯. Right, I¡¯ll turn this dungeon into an [Inn]. That¡¯s my n. Fufufu, double earnings of DP and money. ¡ Eh? Cheating? This much is fine. I can¡¯t stand out much with god¡¯s vanguard around you know? Oi, I don¡¯t want to die. I can¡¯t sleep if I¡¯m dead. I don¡¯t consider death to be an eternal sleep. [2] Anyway, since I want to somehow get to the level that I can rest easy even with god¡¯s vanguard, my goal is [White Labyrinth] in the Imperial Capital. It was an obvious sess case. People gather in the Imperial Capital, giving it DP. The dungeon expands with the collected DP. More and more peoplee to the Imperial Capital for the treasures in the dungeon. From then on it became an infinite loop. In order to repel god¡¯s vanguard, we have to be as gargantuan as the [White Labyrinth]. [White Labyrinth] is already dungeon with currently ¡®more than one hundred floors¡¯. That¡¯s a difference of two digits. In addition to that, [White Labyrinth] is holding the Imperial Capital itself hostage. Namely, ¡®if [White Labyrinth]¡¯s dungeon core is destroyed, so will be the imperial capital, involving countless innocents¡¯. And even with that, Haku-san still had the knights hunt other dungeons to protect herself from god¡¯s vanguard. It appeared that was the level we had to get to in order to not be attacked by god¡¯s vanguard. Seems too far away to get to in my lifetime. And for that reason. Though it would be small-scale, I thought about making an inn. More urately, I thought about putting myself into the inn. I want to seclude myself in a room and sleep for a while. In order to do that, I think I¡¯ll build an attractive inn and use it to sleep for a long time. Having said that, people won¡¯t go out of their way toe to an empty ce¡ This was more or less a dungeon though. If I remodeled the dungeon into a crowd puller¡ yep, I should install a [Spawn Monster]-type facility. Well, if my life span turned into two hundred years or five hundred years, or even immortal, after bing a dungeon master, I¡¯ll aim for that [White Labyrinth] with that time. * ¡°Crap, Ipletely forgot.¡± Two days have passed since the dungeon battle. I remember that I said I¡¯d return in two or three days to that gatekeeper at Sia¡ W-well, nothing to do about it now. There¡¯s no problem if I¡¯m just a bitte. Hmm? Do I still need to be an adventurer¡? I thought about that, but having a social status and going to the town as an adventurer is convenient. The various information Haku-san gave me wasn¡¯t enough either. That and I don¡¯t have enough hands to establish the inn. By ¡®enough hands¡¯ I don¡¯t mean manpower, I could just leave that to the golems after all. I need [People]. [People] to serve customers. As of right now, we have ¡®one man, two little girls, a lot of golems, and a lot of rats¡¯. Not enough personnel to serve customers. I don¡¯t want to do something like sit and work at a reception desk. And guests might not listen to little girls at the reception desk. Serving customers was tooplicated for golems to do, and the rats definitely couldn¡¯t. Along with those reasons, the dungeon had a lot of odd secrets. I couldn¡¯t employ general people due to those secrets. Then what should I do? ves. Buy ves. Though it¡¯d be necessary to look after their food, clothing, and housing, ves were bound contract magic and wouldn¡¯t embezzle, y hooky, or reveal secrets. Meat was proof that they could be excellent employees as long as they could be educated. ¡°And so, I¡¯ll be going to town. While I¡¯m at it I¡¯m going to buy some ves this time.¡± ¡°A-am I not enough!?¡± W-woah, Meat was being incredibly assertive for the first time. ¡°Characters, even magic, I¡¯ve memorized, I-I¡¯ll do more, more for Goshujin-sama¡ª!¡± ¡°No, uh, thanks. You¡¯ve done your best. I¡¯ve seen how hard you¡¯ve worked.¡± ¡°Fue, y-you won¡¯t sell me?¡± ¡°I won¡¯t. Calm down, why are you undressing?¡± I had to stop Meat, who was calming down from her light confusion, from undressing. Listen, don¡¯t take them off. Don¡¯t take off those stockings. Taking those off is the signal tomence night warfare. ¡°I didn¡¯t say I would sell you if you didn¡¯t learn magic in the first ce¡ You know about our dungeon¡ you can¡¯t go back to being an ordinary person anymore anyways.¡± ¡°¡ Th-then I¡¯ll be a ve until death.¡± Yeah, though that¡¯s how it is¡ well she looks happy so it¡¯s ok. ¡°There¡¯s a way to be a ve even after you die you know? Using the emperor ss dark magic [Necromancy].¡± ¡°Yes, please do!¡± Rokuko-san, please don¡¯t say unnecessary things like that. ¡ Looking through the catalog for the [Scroll of Necromancy], it was 800,000,000 DP. Looong way to go. * I turned 10,000 DP into one hundred silver, putting it in the [Safe]. It was a gold¡¯s worth, so that was enough¡ probably? I¡¯ll put what¡¯s left of the bandits¡¯ inheritance in as well. Even so, I took a cloth bag to cover up invoking the [Safe] skill for money¡ Eh? The chant would expose me? Nope, [Safe]¡¯s chant wasn¡¯t needed at all. Completely chant-free. Therefore, it doesn¡¯t stand out so I can use it. Though I have no idea why it¡¯s like that, it can¡¯t be helped. It could have be chantless from people who didn¡¯t want to say ¡®safe safe¡¯ every time they wanted to take their money out working hard, it was a possibility. At any rate, there¡¯s 80,000 DP remaining. G-gotta use it prudently. Well, I left Rokuko house sitting and went to the town of Sia once again. Though Rokuko was saying that she wanted to go as well, I didn¡¯t feel like leaving the dungeon with only golems and rats. Though people probably wouldn¡¯te and immediately conquer the dungeon, the only people with the authority to activate Castling to evacuate the core at a critical moment are just me and Rokuko. (Still, I¡¯ll put the core in that small room on the other side of the riddle door that¡¯s under construction right now) ¡°Oh, you¡¯re still alive?¡± Despite the gatekeeper calling out to us, we paid one copper each to enter Sia. It seemed that adventurer schedules weren¡¯t really counted on. It was a world without trains after all. ¡°For now¡ you should make an appearance at the guild. Silia-san¡¯s been worried.¡± ¡ Huh? We had enough of a good impression to be worried about? Footnotes: The scroll¡¯s name is ¡®Safe¡¯ in kana, which Keima took to mean as a safe instead of the wallet that it was¡ probably. Note that can be the same thing in JP Return Word y here of ¡®death/eternal sleep¡¯ being the same word. Had to retool sentence for it to fit in English. Return Chapter 36 Buying a ve When we showed up at the adventurer guild, it was the usual Receptionist-san¡ was it Siliana-san? Well, she was sitting at the counter. The gatekeeper said she was worried about us, but¡ ¡°¡ Tch, where have you been?¡± Huuuh? Isn¡¯t this different from the ¡®worrying¡¯ that I know? None of those good feelings after all. No, maybe she¡¯s tsundere? [1] ¡°Ah, I had a bit to do outside so¡¡± ¡°Well, what do you want? You can¡¯t ept that F-rank dungeonmission that came in a while ago you know?¡± Incidentally, it seemed that Haku-san shrewdly tidied thatmission up before the Dungeon Battle. I wonder if she was able to report that themission epted in Sia waspleted in the Imperial Capital? Rather, although it was probably excessiveing from someone with influence, it seems that she prepared for [No Abnormalities] to be reported in advance. So she did have time to spare huh. ¡°Ah,e to think of it what about my designatedmission?¡± [2] ¡°¡ It¡¯s still there. It¡¯s still a G-Rankmission though, will you ept it?¡± ¡°Yes please¡ ah, and do you know somewhere ves are sold?¡± He¡¯d be more or less relieved if the adventurer guild rmended one. Adventurers that made use of ves weren¡¯t few. They should definitely know of a good ce. ¡°¡ Used for?¡± ¡°Various things. It¡¯d be better if they have experience¡ ah, it¡¯s no good if they aren¡¯t women.¡± It was a request from Haku-san, men are no good. ¡ In truth she doesn¡¯t even want me near Rokuko. Well, it¡¯s this junior¡¯s intention to follow Sponsor-sama¡¯s inclinations. Right, I don¡¯t want to ever make a harem. I¡¯m really not interested in debauchery. I don¡¯t want beautiful-legged women ves. Wanna licky~. Oops, that leaked out. ¡°¡ If that¡¯s the case, [Grapher¡¯s ve Deal] may be good. I rmend it to the point that I don¡¯t want to refer you to it. Going after dark is best.¡± ¡°Thanks. Well, we¡¯re off to clean toilets.¡± I heard her click her tongue, but I ignored it. Still, the reward for two of my nominatedmissions were twenty copper. Well, I brought one hundred silver coins as pocket money this time, but we went through a lot to be designated for it. I used [Cleanup], then went to the park to nap while Meat stayed there on standby¡ not, I collected information. I obtained information that said the [Heavenly Pillow] on the bench was supreme. I wasn¡¯tte returning this time since I ordered the clothes golem to bring me back. When the two restroom cleanings ended around evening, it was just about a good time. Since the guild might be crowded this time, I¡¯ll head there to report themissions asplete after buying ves. And so I went to Grapher¡¯s ve Shop¡. Yup, it¡¯s a splendid ordinary building. ¡°¡ The ce I was at was a lot different.¡± In addition, there was a Dark ve Shop in the slums too. Meat seems to have been sold from there. ¡ Well, it was a bandit that bought the ves. I lead Meat inside since there was nothing else to do other than stand outside. Now then, time to go shopping. * ¡°Wee. Do you have business here today?¡± ¡°Yeah, I want a ve.¡± ¡°I understand, there are no ves that we can¡¯t get.¡± When I said that I came at the guild¡¯s rmendation, the shop manager Grapher himself met me, giving his business smile. He was very proper and merchant-like, but that may have been because this was practically in the middle of town. ¡°So then, what kind of ves are you interested in purchasing?¡± ¡°Hmm, beautiful legs first of all, and female¡ being smart with various things would be good.¡± ¡°I see¡ Ah, your budget is?¡± ¡°Hmm, I don¡¯t know the current market price. By the way, how much would you say this one is?¡± I showed him Meat to see how much she was worth. Meat eagerly stood up straight so that she could increase her worth even a little higher. ¡°¡ I see, although she¡¯s a beastkin, she¡¯s well-groomed and seems to be well disciplined¡ hmm, can she read? Write? Do calctions? Have skills?¡± ¡°She can read, write, and calcte if it¡¯s simple. As for skills¡ she has none.¡± More or less, he had Meat practice some things. In truth, she had learned low ss magic from all attributes one by one, up to [Storage]. I couldn¡¯t use her as a reference since her price would jump up if I said that though. She had just recently learned her multiplication tables. The ve trader was folding his fingers in a strange hand sign¡ no, was he calcting by hand? Rather than just simply folding his fingers he was raising them halfway. Finally raising his left pinky, it seemed that his price calction finished. (Though I heard about finger counting before, from the thumb was one copper, ten coppers, one silver, ten silvers, and one gold in order. Each of the fingers on the right hand can stand up to express zero to nine. It was a way to calcte that turned your fingers into an abacus, it seemed like a merchant¡¯s technical skill. Apprentices probably learn this from seeing it all the time.) [3] ¡°If it¡¯s like her¡ it would be one gold coin here. Intended for merchants and aristocrats.¡± ¡ Money, or treasure? Let¡¯s see, if a copper is one hundred yen, one hundred times one hundred¡ one million yen? Wow I picked up something amazing, though that may be cheap if I think about it as being the price of a person¡ ¡°Ten gold wouldn¡¯t have been enough if she were human. I expect her to be charming in the future. So? Would you ept one gold for her? I don¡¯t mind adding a little extra.¡± ¡°No, I don¡¯t want to sell my Meat.¡± ¡°Hoh¡ indeed.¡± I, who was able to reconfirm Meat¡¯s value, patted Meat¡¯s head while praising her. Seeing that, the shop manager had a bit of an admiring look. ¡°Hmm, our inventory right now may be unable to suit your discernment. As expected, years end and pass on by¡. we have youths around eighteen years old. Although we do have younger ones, they are still unworthy and haven¡¯t been trained¡¡± ¡°No, it¡¯s fine since I don¡¯t want child ves.¡± Eh, what? Do I look like a lolicon? ¡°Oh, I was impolite. Then let¡¯s talk a little more, give me some more details. I would like to hear how you n to use them as detailed as possible.¡± ¡°Is that so¡ First, they don¡¯t need skills since they will be doing chores. Women, of adult age. The cheaper the better. Budget is around ny silver coins maximum.¡± ¡°As well as it being good if they have beautiful legs, yes?¡± Looks like he remembered. This manager, he was doing his job. ¡°Hmm, so you want ves for chores. If you want cheaper, then non-human¡ Yes, let allow me to bring out some candidates for you to choose from.¡± Saying that, the manager left his seat, returning after a while. He lead out four women beside him. They were probably the ves since they were wearing cors¡ Yep, don¡¯t they all have quite the legs? Wonderful. ¡°Hmm, are these to your satisfaction? ¡ From this one, it¡¯s eighty silver, one hundred, ny, and sixty.¡± ¡ There was one with a higher price than my budget brought out, he was definitely a merchant. I predicted this and responded with a bit lower than my actual budget, but it feels like he anticipated that. Well, in order from the one that cost eighty was the bear-eared beastkin, a fox-eared beastkin with good fur, an attractive elf, and a normal human. I looked at each one to discern them. ¡°Hm? Why is this one so cheap for sixty? Moreover¡ judging from looks, she¡¯s human.¡± ¡°Ah, well, what to say¡ she has an interesting backstory? Since you wanted them cheap, I immediately brought her out. Should I withdraw her?¡± ¡°I¡¯m interested in hearing her story.¡± Putting it simply, She wasn¡¯t able to pay back her debt from gambling and fell into being a ve. She was returned goods after being returned by her master. Is what I was told¡ The merchant sold her as a delicious dish, but she was returned the next day after biting his lower half¡¯s ¡®that¡¯. The person that was chewed just replied, ¡®She was really bad, return my money¡¯. Still, it appeared that his important thing that was regrown with recovery magic was inadequate. ¡°I thought ves couldn¡¯t harm their masters?¡± ¡°It can be done within certain circumstances. Rather than as a master, she seriously recognized him as a meal presented to her. Of course the cor was operating properly afterwards¡ The reason she ate her master in the first ce was that various things happened and he presented it to her saying, ¡®Hey, eat up¡¯. Rest assured, the contract magic operates normally.¡± Ah, so he gave her permission himself. Couldn¡¯t be helped then. ¡°¡ Having said that, just from saying her history, I haven¡¯t sold her¡ I bought her debt, but haven¡¯t been able to get rid of her¡ There¡¯s no problems with her appearance, so it was my mistake. I want to reduce my deficit even a little¡ so how about it? She¡¯s a bargain.¡± ¡°I see.¡± She was certainly well-padded, the ces that curved out curved out and the ces that curved in curved in. Her hair was a slightly reddish blonde, I had noints with her appearance. Well, I wouldn¡¯tin so long as her legs were good. Besides, her being bigger might not be bad when considering that she¡¯d used as the inn¡¯s receptionist. There¡¯s no problem so long as she doesn¡¯t bite me. I just need to be careful. ¡°I want to ask the person herself. So, how about it?¡± ¡°Buy me ¡®n give me delicious stuff to eat. Don¡¯t just go ¡®n bring me home and take out something shabby ¡®n tell me to eat it yeah? I wanna eat ¡®n hope to fill my belly, I don¡¯t care what kind of delicious thing it is y¡¯know? At the least fill my belly with seriously good food to eat even if you¡¯re an enemy kay?¡± [4] That¡¯s a serious attitude for a ve, oi. ¡°Meals¡¯re more important than life, I don¡¯t mind dyin¡¯ if it¡¯s for food, yeah.¡± ¡°I see, I see.¡± I would do anything if it¡¯s to sleep, she¡¯s even boasting that she doesn¡¯t mind dying for her big three desires. Yup, I like her a lot. Not bad at all. She feels like a bargain too. ¡°Meat, what do you think? I don¡¯t think she¡¯s bad.¡± ¡°Our meals are delicious, so I think it¡¯s fine.¡± ¡°Heeeh, yah! You¡¯re gonna get me delicious food?¡± The ve with an interesting history cut in despite not being asked. Probably due to her cor squeezing her a bit, she let out a small choking sound. So meals are that important? ¡°Really!? I¡¯ll bite it off if you¡¯re kiddin¡¯. My thing eating curse is terrifying.¡± ¡°Yeah, I promise. In exchange, you¡¯ll work diligently?¡± ¡°Definitely! Hey hey hey, you said you¡¯d give him a special price right, Grapher-samaaa. Right? You¡¯d go down to forty-five silver right?¡± ¡°Hey, you¡¯re saying too much¡ª! Ah¡ umm, customer, that¡¯s, umm¡ª¡± oNTEjgr He was incoherent. She seemed to really be a problem child. Moreover, her head wasn¡¯t bad either. She guessed we¡¯d buy her, so she supported us in haggling. She even knew her own bottom price. That might be due to the ve dealer¡¯s training, but even in that case her acting still wasn¡¯t bad. ¡°Ah, well fifty silver is fine with me.¡± ¡°¡ ¡ Thank you.¡± I found a bargain, so I added five coins as a tip. Footnotes: Tsundere is, well¡ here. Return The ¡®clean the toilets¡¯ thing from the previous chapters that he was in town. Return He¡¯s talking about this method. He didn¡¯t really exin all of it and I definitely got confused midway through, so yeah. If you¡¯re interested in the skill check it out here! Return She¡¯s using a kansai dialect, admitted to be a faked one by the author. Here¡¯s a link for more information. Return Chapter 37 New Member ¡°Thanks! Heey, is Nii-san going shopping? Ah, it¡¯s Goshujin-sama from now on, right!¡± The ve dealer was like that as well, now with his problem child gone, he just looked like it couldn¡¯t be helped even if he barely profited at all. I¡¯m happy that negotiations finished quickly. After paying the fifty silver, as well as after the contract magic waspleted, I took the chance to buy her clothes while I was at it. A dress and underwear for a silver coin. ¡°Come to think of it, I haven¡¯t asked your name huh. What is it?¡± ¡°Huh? What¡¯re you sayin¡¯, ves get their names from Goshujin-sama y¡¯know? Yah, Meat-senpai ?¡± ¡°Really?¡± ¡°Eh? You didn¡¯ know? It¡¯s always like that. Since a night attendant could have the same one as their mom by chance, it gets thrown away no matter how beautiful it is when bin¡¯ one.¡± Ah, I get it. ¡°¡ Well, you don¡¯ really go and forget your real one, you want me to answer with the name I had before bin¡¯ a ve? ¡ Aah, but I wanna new name after gettin¡¯ bought. Can¡¯t I?¡± ¡°Hmm. What was your name before you were bought?¡± ¡°Hmm? Weeell, I was also called [Meat] yah?¡± She licked her fingers, as though she recalled the taste of something. ¡ I wonder if it¡¯s the ¡®thing¡¯ she bit off? The second I realized that, I took a sharp breath. Hmm. So Meat is a popr ve name then huh? Like a dog being Pochi and a cat being Tama. ¡°Using that name would be confusing huh. Right then¡ what¡¯s your favorite thing to eat? Then your name will be taken from foods¡ like Apple or Meat Skewer?¡± ¡°Setting aside Apple I¡¯d like to refrain from Meat Skewer¡ how ¡¯bout Melon? Aaah, won¡¯t you buy me some melons? I wanna eat ¡¯em.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll get you some to eatter if you still want to.¡± ¡°Really!? Wooow I¡¯ll do my best~¡± Sheughed like she wasn¡¯t a ve¡ umm, miss nameless. ¡°Ah, right. Then how ¡¯bout [Ichika]?¡± ¡°Un? What¡¯s its meaning?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a name rted to the god of food. The god called Ishidaka is the goddess of the sea, though I don¡¯t see one around here. Well, mixing in salt, seasoning from the sea, you get Ichika. That work?¡± As for why it turns into Ichika when you mix it with salt(shio), well, that¡¯s probably a bug with the trantion function. Am I getting used to it? ¡°Well, Ichika is good. I¡¯ll be relying on you from now on.¡± ¡°Hehehe, take care of me ?¡± Ichika, formerly known as miss nameless. We shook hands again. However, I saw Ichika looking somewhere when we were shaking hands. ¡ When I followed her line of sight, it was the grilled meat skewers stall. * With each of us eating the meat skewers held in our hands, we went to the adventurer guild. ¡°Hmm? I thought this way lead to the adventurer guild?¡± ¡°Yeah, I need to report aboutmission we finished earlier today.¡± ¡°So Goshujin-sama is an adventurer? What rank? D? C? Or maybe B?¡± ¡°F-rank. I just became one the other day.¡± ¡°Haah, F-rank? Yet you bought me with that much money¡ are you a Noble-sama or merchant or something?¡± ¡°Well, it¡¯s a long story.¡± She didn¡¯t deny me with something like ¡®No way!¡¯. I already understood she was a flexible person, but Ichika really was a bargain. ¡°Ah, does Ichika also want to register as an adventurer? Having ID would be convenient.¡± ¡°Ehh? Ah, I wonder¡ starting over from G¡ well it¡¯s okay. Then will you lend five silver for the registration fee? I¡¯ll pay it back with my body.¡± ¡°It¡¯s repayment. Ichika¡¯s price was originally sixty, but it went down thanks to you¡ half the difference is reasonablepensation.¡± ¡°Pu¨C, ahaha! Reasonablepensation he says! It¡¯smon sense that ves don¡¯ getpensated y¡¯know? Well, it¡¯s okay. I¡¯ll take it out of principle, thanks.¡± Ichika¡¯sugh showed her teeth. It was a pretty good smile, she¡¯ll probably be popr as the inn¡¯s receptionist like that. So then, we arrived back at the adventurer guild. The usual Receptionist-san was at the counter when we went there. ¡°¡ Oh, you sure didn¡¯t take your time buying one. Moreover, a human, and big¡¡± Receptionist-san spoke as she looked at a certain area. Though some people felt the bigger the better, I think anything is fine. Legs are more essential. ¡°Along with reporting that wepleted themission, this one¡ Ichika, please register her to the guild.¡± ¡°Yes, here are your twenty copper coins for the twomissions¡ another name with no sense to it. Well then, I¡¯ll interview her for now¡e this way.¡± I also went with Ichika as her owner. ¡ Ichika huh, so that was a name with no sense to it either¡? Maybe I should get someone else to do the naming? Entering the area that Meat and I had also been interviewed in before, she asked simr questions. I understood her personal history as follows. Birthce: Pavuera (This seems to be a port city on the other side of Tsuia Mountain) Strong Points: Tasting, poison tasting, eating. Also scouting on asion. [1] Motives: Eating delicious food Notes: Former C-rank adventurer ¡°Eh, you¡¯re a former adventurer? Moreover, C-rank?¡± ¡°Yah. I don¡¯t have any skills though. Skill scrolls are expensive yah? I¡¯d rather buy stuff to eat than stuff like that y¡¯know?¡± ¡°If that¡¯s how it is, can¡¯t be helped.¡± It was an easy reason to understand. At least, for someone like me who simrly aimed to bury myself in sleep. ¡ Eh? Why not cut into food expenses to buy a better scroll you¡¯ve set your sights on you ask? That¡¯s the reasoning of someone who wants to increase their rank. We have nothing to do with that. Her general questioning finished, Receptionist-san wrote something down and spoke. ¡°I understand, I¡¯ll issue you a guild card. However, since you have given up your previous name, you cannot be C-rank. Well, we¡¯ll exempt you from G-rank and make you F-rank.¡± ¡°It¡¯ll be easier if it¡¯s that rank, thank you very much.¡± ¡°¡ By the way, how much was she?¡± ¡°I drove the price down nicely. Fifty silver coins.¡± ¡°That¡¯s¡ quite the bargain, without a doubt.¡± Receptionist-san sent me a dubious look. I-I didn¡¯t do anything shady alright? Really, really. I did get the silver coins from DP though¡ It seems that money issued from DP is taken as regr currency in the Imperial Capital, so there¡¯s no problem¡ i-it¡¯s not forgery so it should be okay¡! At any rate, I paid the five silver coin registry fee and received Ichika¡¯s guild card. I added Ichika to the party by her suggestion, so we headed for a ce to rest with our new member. As for today¡¯s inn, it¡¯s the one we stayed in before. The [Sleeping Songbird Pavilion]. To save money, we just got a single room. Ichika said she would prefer another meal than to rent a shed, so since she didn¡¯t particrly have any problems with a single room, it was decided that we would sleep together in the same room. Ah, the three meals were naturally three normal ones, not the ve meals. Eating that ve meal the other day was enough. ¡°Un, gettin¡¯ a real meal to eat~. Happiness~.¡± ¡°So food¡¯s that important to Ichika? I also get how you feel. I wanted an employee that feels good about their job after all.¡± ¡°Hooh, feels good? Meat-senpai¡¯splexion is nice too, when I look at her I just wanna pick her up, yah. There¡¯s noints from me so long as you give me food.¡± Somehow or another it seems that I also struck a bargain in that she¡¯s also easy to handle. Ichika was drinking up her vegetable soup, wiping the little bit of liquid left over in the dish with bread, eating everything. Nothing left to waste. When she said, ¡®Let me eat first, might be poisoned¡¯, what she meant was that she would start even before me, her owner. ¡°Thanks for the food~, well, what now? Sleep?¡± ¡°Yeah. Ichika. You¡¯ll have the bed.¡± ¡°Eh?¡± Probably due to not being able toprehend what I said, Ichika tilted her head to the side. Right, Ichika probably thought she¡¯d be conceding the bed to me since there was only one in the room. I took out my [Futon] from [Storage] andid it onto the floor. ¡°Meat and I will sleep here.¡± ¡°Wai¡ª! The heck! You¡¯re usin¡¯ a substitute in such a high ss inn. Wooow, so this is the difference between senpai and me¡ wait, you used [Storage], isn¡¯t that an expensive scroll?¡± ¡°¡ Just like Ichika won¡¯t yield when ites to food, I also won¡¯t yield when ites to this. Remember, never obstruct my sleep alright?¡± ¡°I definitely got it. I absolutely won¡¯ disturb you other than really bad situations¡ I pledge it on breakfast.¡± She pledged it on something really reliable huh. I nodded in satisfaction. Footnotes: The same kanji used for ¡®Poison Tasting¡¯ also effectively means ¡®Eating Before¡¯. Return Chapter 38 Another Designated Commission ¡°He really did jus¡¯ sleep¡¡± Ichika mumbled something iprehensible as we left the inn. I¡¯ve gotten used to leaving after just using [Cleanup]. I left the room tidy this time too¡ That wasn¡¯t a slip! I nned it from the start! [1] Aaah my muscles hurt today too~. As expected~. I only slept nine hours after all¡ ¡ That¡¯s enough monologuing. Well then, what to do next¡ I bought a ve, which was the my purpose this time. How about we head back? ¡°Huh? We¡¯re not headin¡¯ to the guild? Not doin¡¯ anothermission?¡± ¡°It¡¯s fine to not be so serious about it, it¡¯s not like I particrly want to be an adventurer you know. It¡¯d be convenient if there was a dungeon at a rank we could dive into though.¡± ¡°C-rank¡¯s good then. Most dungeons have rank limitations y¡¯know?¡± By rank limitations, she¡¯s talking about the guild not allowing people below that rank to enter. You could still go and die at your own risk, but you won¡¯t be given information on the ce while your rank is insufficient. In the case that the dungeon is being managed, you would be treated as poaching and your loot would be seized. Furthermore, you would be fined. ¡°By the way, do you know about the Imperial Capital¡¯s [White Labyrinth]?¡± ¡°Probably all adventurers know about it. It¡¯s a dungeon you can go into startin¡¯ at C-rank in the center of the Imperial Capital. I think there¡¯s other dungeons near it you can go into at any rank though.¡± Inside of the book written by Haku-san, [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons], ¡®Dungeons are natural phenomena, things that could grow. Dungeons that grow up to a certain point are able to form new dungeons, like starting a family.¡¯ The derived dungeon was a new dungeon made by Haku-san for the Dungeon Battle. Incidentally, ¡®A dungeon will rapidly grow up in a day, or possibly degenerate. This is called the transition phase¡¯ was written in beautiful penmanship in the ¡®Dungeon Battle things¡¯ memo. ¡°I thought about us going out to visit, so getting a C-rank one would be good.¡± ¡°Heeh, to visit huh, amazin¡¯ confidence¡ Come to think of it, it was captured to floor fifty-two when I was an adventurer¡ Has it progressed since then?¡± [2] Since it had more than a hundred and fifty floors, I guess saying thirty percent was about right¡ guess it was pretty difficult? ¡°So where¡¯re we goin¡¯?¡± ¡°To our base outside town. We¡¯re returning there.¡± ¡°¡ Hmm, by outside of town, you don¡¯t mean the slums outside the south gate yeah? If we have to stop for the night on the way, is the base pretty far away?¡± ¡°That¡¯s right. It¡¯s in the mountains. Half a day¡¯s run away.¡± ¡°Then it¡¯smon sense to say something to the guild about it anyways. Well, F-ranks don¡¯t really go that far though.¡± Come to think of it, that gatekeeper said that ¡®Receptionist-san was worried¡¯ huh. She actually had ¡®that¡¯ attitude though. Though I left in a hurry to returnst time, there¡¯s not really any pressing reason this time. Why not go by to say something? ¡°Alright, there¡¯s no harm in going by to say something. I¡¯m a bitcking inmon sense.¡± ¡°Got it, inform them if you know.¡± It¡¯s important to have a colleague with the localmon sense after all. Rokuko doesn¡¯t concern herself with a human¡¯smon sense since she is a Dungeon Core, and Meat is ignorant of society from being raised as a ve. As for Haku-san¡ she knows about humanmon sense, but I can¡¯t just go and contact her¡ Well, mornings were rush hour in the guild¡ it wasn¡¯t. Themission notice board was developing its own rush hour and was very crowded though. Maybe I shoulde backter? Although Meat looked at themissions and asked me which ones I wanted her to fetch, I didn¡¯te to pick one up this time. Just to drop by. Hmm? Maybe it¡¯d be faster to just go and say something at the counter? Since I can set aside more time to sleep if I get back fast, let¡¯s finish this quickly. Well, at the counter was the usual Receptionist-san¡ª¡ a different person! I saw a different person there for the first time ever! Showing my guild card, I decided to greet her. ¡°Excuse me, I¡¯m the F-rank adventurer Kehma, but I¡¯ll be leaving the town for a while.¡± ¡°Yes¡ Ah, I¡¯ll go and get the person in charge of you, so please wait a moment.¡± ¡°Eh? Ah, yes.¡± I decided to quietly wait since I was told to. I heard Ichika ask if I did something wrong, but I didn¡¯t really know¡ did me being a Dungeon Master leak out to the guild? After waiting for a few moments, the usual Receptionist-san arrived. ¡°Good morning.¡± ¡°Ah, yeah, good morning¡ but why you specifically?¡± ¡°¡ Come to think of it I didn¡¯t say, did I? I am assigned to you, I look forward to working with you from here on.¡± By assigned to me, that meant she was my dedicated receptionist. It seems that¡¯s preferential treatment to special adventurers. With a dedicated receptionist, things that would need official documents could be processed with just a few words. That, and dedicated receptionists were obligated to give priority to you over other adventurers. If they saw you lined up for the counter you would be called forward to be processed. Things like that. It also seems like they would tell you economical information and advice. This Receptionist-san¡¯s disposition towards ves aside, she did her work properly so I there¡¯s no problem with her being my dedicated receptionist. But I¡¯ve been trying to figure out why¡ oh, that¡¯s it. The Guild Head said Meat and I might be his grandchildren. ¡°So, I¡¯m told you¡¯ll be leaving town today¡¡± ¡°I¡¯ll be training in the mountains for a bit. I¡¯ve been thinking about setting my sights on the [White Labyrinth] sooner orter¡e to think of it, the [Ordinary Cave] was an F-rank dungeon right? Is there any problem in me going to check it out?¡± ¡°Training? I understand¡ Though, even if the [Ordinary Cave] is definitely a dungeon, don¡¯t be too hopeful. Other than the Dungeon Core, it can¡¯t be called a dungeon. The result from the other day¡¯s investigation was [No Abnormalities].¡± Looks like there¡¯s no problem with me going. ¡°¡ Well, please let me know if there¡¯s anything else. And please never raise your hand against the real Dungeon Core. Dungeons are very academically valuable, so they are protected objects¡ If you make a move against it, an announcement will go out and A-rank adventurers will head to assassinate you.¡± Ah, probably a good thing to know¡ preventing Rokuko from being damaged by threatening others with the title of an A-rank adventurer. When I asked about its location, she showed me aparatively crude mappared to the menu¡¯s, saying it was somewhere around where she pointed. ¡°Oh yes, by the way, another designatedmission came for you.¡± Receptionist-san, who had visibly just recalled something, held out amission ticket. It was¡¯t one for restroom cleaning. It was for procuring of rabbit meat. ¡°I¡¯m told that Kehma-sama¡¯s delivery of meat for producing meat skewers were, rather than being of low quality, were delicious and popr¡ they sold very well, and sold out in the afternoon. He boasted, saying that from now on he would purchase up to six per day at the max of twelve coppers. If possible, he¡¯d like you to tell him the secret.¡± Now that I think about it, those meat skewers we ate yesterday were from a different stall huh¡? Thatmission certainly did say that the meat was for ¡®the next week¡¯, that day was probably yesterday then. I didn¡¯t know or else I would have went to that stall to eat some delicious meat skewers. Well, Ichika probably wouldn¡¯t have been able to eat any since they were sold out in the afternoon. ¡°Hooh! Tasty meat skewers!? You won¡¯t overlook that right? Right? Goshujin-sama!?¡± Ah, it looks like I¡¯m going to have to ept the rabbit meat designatedmission huh? It¡¯s fine though, I¡¯m not in any particr rush to hurry back. Footnotes: There is supposed to be some sort of thing that sounds dirty like a ¡®oops I didn¡¯t mean that¡¯¨Ctype thing in this part, but I can¡¯t figure out how to make it work in English. Sorry.Return The way Keima says ¡®visit¡¯ can also be read as ¡®to y¡¯, a more lighthearted way. Return Chapter 39 Also, Goblin Subjugation ¡°How about a goblin subjugationmission as well? You could even do a boar subjugation while you¡¯re at it.¡± She was saying that epting the rabbitmission (six of them) was basically going to get a certain fast food. Still, though it¡¯s usually a subjugationmission, it seems that you¡¯re able to ept themissions after subjugating them. Since youpletemissions by handing in parts for proof, nothing changes even if you ept itter on. Though since there¡¯s no toll on the gate for leaving if you ept it beforehand, you don¡¯t need to worry about having themission withdrawn. Well, looks like this is a rmendation. Goblins are destructive things that ruin fields. It seems that the target for this is the ones that are spreading into the field outside of the north gate. Although there are fields inside the gates as well, thend is cultivated at all costs since plots are expensive. Since it was just goblins and boars (wild boars likely) that were wrecking the fields, having adventurers hunt them was enough. Comparing it to the costs of thend, it seemed to be considerably inexpensive. Boars don¡¯t appear often and their meat appears to be delicious, so they would be purchased for somewhere between one to two silver coins each, depending on their size. The part for proving its subjugation was its nose, but that seemed to be the most delicious part. Meanwhile, it seemed that goblins turned into pretty good fertilizer when carved up and scattered across the field. After you took the right ears off them, I¡¯m told you only need to put the corpses near the field¡ What about undeadification? Is that okay? Goblin and boar subjugations always appeared as F-rankmissions and when bringing in five goblins¡¯ worth of right ears you¡¯d receive thirty copper coins. Boars were ten coppers for turning in the snout, or one copper and the snout. It appears that they would segment the snout into three parts right then if you chose to keep it. (They would divide it into three to prevent people from turning it in asmissionpletion again. They didn¡¯t just divide it into two because it seems that usually happens while defeating it.) Boars were delicious in two meanings, I didn¡¯t need to worry about transporting them due to [Storage] either. And so, although we¡¯re heading west this time, we¡¯ll actively look for them in whatever direction we can find them. Ichika is brimming with motivation for the boars¡ though I thought that, it wasn¡¯t that much. I wonder why? ¡°I hunted those when I was an adventurer¡ probably not much now¡ un, it¡¯s nothing. Ah, I guarantee their vor yeah?¡± Looks like she¡¯s already given them her motivation. * Well, we headed out of the west gate for rabbit hunting. Although I had huge hopes for Meat-sensei, I wanted to see how the neer Ichika worked. Anyhow, she¡¯s a former C-rank adventurer, so she should definitely live up to it. Particrly when it¡¯s for something delicious. Since she was unarmed for the time being, I lent her my sword. ¡°Ah, thanks. Well unarmed¡¯s alright for rabbits yeah? Their value goes down if ya mess up their fur. That¡¯s why it¡¯smon sense to defeat ¡¯em without damaging them as much as ya can.¡± ¡°Hmm? But you can¡¯t drain their blood that way.¡± ¡°Drain their blood? What¡¯s that?¡± ¡ Eh, she doesn¡¯t know about draining blood? ¡°If you drain all of the blood from the meat, the meat won¡¯t smell bad. The taste improves too. It¡¯s mostly the blood that makes the meat smelly after all.¡± ¡°Heeh! I didn¡¯t know that. Ya know a lot even though you don¡¯t have anymon sense huh, I see, it won¡¯t smell¡ un, then a lot of kinds of meat will be tasty huh¡ Fufufu.¡± Ichika was drooling while imagining the meat. Seriously, her appetite is demonic. ¡°Well, how do ya do it?¡± ¡°It¡¯ll be easy if you see it happen¡ Meat, go hunt one.¡± ¡°Yes.¡± Meat walked into the forest. Thirty secondster, she brought back a rabbit. It¡¯s neck was magnificently severed in a single stroke. I suspended it by its feet, causing blood to overflow from it and form a pool on the ground at my feet. ¡°If you do it like this, when you behead it and hand it upside down, its blood will flow out. When blood stopsing out, that¡¯s it¡ Easy right?¡± ¡°Ooh¡ Meat-senpai hunted something so small like it was nothin¡¯. I mean, thirty seconds to get a rabbit, were ya a hunter before bin¡¯ a ve? You knew where the rabbit was in the forest¡¡± ¡°? Isn¡¯t it easy? You can find them from their smell.¡± ¡°Right, Meat-senpai¡¯s a beastkin. I knew that¡ No, that was good with those tiny arms¡¡± She was saying stuff like that, but next was Ichika¡¯s turn. Since I want to see how practical she is, I left Meat with draining the rabbit¡¯s blood and followed behind her. Advancing into the forest, Ichika sometimes stopped and listened carefully. After around five minutes, she suddenly brandished the sword and quickly swung it vertically down towards the ground near her. ¡°Alright, guess this is good? Oh, a ton of blood¡¯sin¡¯ out¡ª¡± Quickly, the beheaded rabbit was lifted by its feet. As expected from a former C-rank, looks like she was able to end it with a single clean blow. ¡°Un, normal strength huh. Felling its neck with a single hit¡ you look like someone with finesse.¡± ¡°That¡¯s right~, I was a scout after all. A dagger would¡¯a been¡ well I could do with a carving knife. I can also use a bow to get birds or something to eat too.¡± A carving knife huh, let¡¯s make one when we return. ¡°I can also cook~, wasn¡¯t I just a great bargain~. Wanna know somethin¡¯? My original price was fifteen gold y¡¯know? Reeeally, fifty silver for me huuuh¡ I just bit ¡®that¡¯ off.¡± ¡°It¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve heard your original price, but isn¡¯t it definitely from biting it off?¡± I tensed up hearing it even now. ¡°But even goblins taste good after drainin¡¯ their blood right? I didn¡¯t think it would be sooooooo bad though.¡± ¡°You ate it¡¡± ¡°Before I became a ve, I was in the Imperial Capital¡¯s underground arena to pay back my debt¡ well, Goshujin-sama held what he called a [Strange Eater] freak show¡ I had to fight against various demons, eating everything as a set. I ate goblins or other things like that, everything but the bones¡ Goblin roe is¡ really bad¡ Tahaha¡¡± Ichikaughed as though ashamed. So there was even something like an underground arena too? This world¡¯s amusement facilities stink of crime, too huh. For now, we returned to where Meat was. ¡°Ah, wee back, Goshujin-sama.¡± Surrounding Meat, who was standing up while holding the rabbit, were five goblin corpses. All five of their necks were severed clean. Lured out by the smell of blood, moreover attacking since there was a small child, looks like the tables were pretty much turned on them huh. ¡°Yeah¡¡± ¡°Ah~, it happened after all~. I had a feeling~¡¡± I didn¡¯t notice at all. ¡°Instant deaths huh¡ Meat-senpai, how¡¯d you beat ¡¯em?¡± ¡°They surrounded me, so, I had the rabbit in one hand, so I used my other hand.¡± Reproducing her movements, Meat held the rabbit in her left hand and the de golem in her right hand. She whirled around like a ballet dancer with her left foot acting as an axis. The de¡¯s height was just enough to sever the goblins¡¯ heads. Even though she was assisted by the clothes golem, I didn¡¯t teach her those movements. ¡ It doesn¡¯t have movement assistance like mine, just physical strength reinforcement. ¡°¡ Those aren¡¯t the movements of an F-rank¡ What kind of trainin¡¯ did ya do?¡± ¡°¡ I wonder?¡± At any rate, the goblin suppressionmission is done. I cut off their right ears as proof. ¡°Well, I¡¯ll leave the remaining four rabbits to you two.¡± ¡°Huh, what about Goshujin-sama?¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯m not good with swords¡ the customer¡¯s demand is for delicious meat, so I¡¯ll be in charge of draining there blood here.¡± ¡°Really? You looked trained from the way you were walking though.¡± Ah, that was the clothes golem¡¯s assistance. Hmm? I¡¯m not doing anything in thismission? Eating without working is the best! ¡ Ah, but being in charge of the draining is work huh¡ * ¡°Meat~¡± Finding a rabbit, its head was dismissed in the next instant. Even though Ichika was a former C-rank adventurer, she was a bit worried about the feeling shown by Meat¡¯s performance. ¡°¡ Rather, Meat-senpai, is that a magic sword?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know. I got this from Goshujin-sama.¡± Quickly shaking the sword in her hand, blood flew off of it beautifully. There was no need to use [Cleanup], evidence that the sword was a very good one. It was also proof that her sword technique could cut cleanly. Meat held up her sword, once again looking for rabbits. Ichika was holding the rabbit meat. Meat was excellent in searching for their prey. Being able to separate the smell of blood from those they¡¯d hunted from the ambient rabbit smell, Ichika felt it wasn¡¯t just skill anymore. ¡°But, Meat-senpai was trained in various things despite being ¡®Meat¡¯ huh.¡± ¡°? What do you mean?¡± ¡°Eh? No, ¡®Meat¡¯ is¡ ah. Aah~. I get it.¡± Ichika just realized it. Their Goshujin-sama probably named her [Meat] without knowing that meat meant [Sex ve (Meat)]. And that her Goshujin-sama told her to teach him anymon sense she thought of. If that¡¯s how it was, she would have to teach him for now. ves couldn¡¯t go against their owner¡¯s rules, even verbalmands. ¡°¡ Ah~. [Meat] means¡ª¡± More or less, Ichika told taught her a slightly obscured meaning of was [Meat] meant. Even though it was obscured, Meat definitely understood the meaning. For Meat, she was aware of the significance of the act with her vague memories of it. (So it was something like that?) She understood as though it happened to someone else. Then, she thought for a moment. The head of a rabbit she just found flew away while she thought. The amount of corpses increased by one. ¡°Let¡¯s keep this a secret from Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°¡ Hoh?¡± Ichika raised her eyebrows in inquiry. As for Meat, she answered while staring at the rabbit. ¡°This name¡ is one Goshujin-sama gave to me for the first time, something I cherish. If my name changes now, or if it stays like this from here on, it¡¯s not a problem. So, it¡¯s fine to keep a secret.¡± It felt somewhat odd, but Ichika held back her response seeing Meat¡¯s bewitching smile. She looked like a beastkin adventurer that Ichika used to know. For beastkin, they instinctual felt names given to them from their parents were valuable. He said that. In fact, he held pride in being given a name associated with the hero, continuing to always exhaust himself in fulfilling it. Being proud of your name, you wouldn¡¯t be ashamed of it. Even she had lost her original name when she became a ve, beastkin absolutely wouldn¡¯t. Even if it looked like they cast it away on the surface. However, Meat¡¯s current expression looked just as determined as his. At the same time, it felt d. If it was put into words, it would be something like [I can do it]. ¡ To Ichika, she didn¡¯t think it was the expression of a child at all. ¡°But that¡¯s a problem huuuh, I promised Goshujin-sama. Meat-senpai also knows right? He said, ¡®Teachmon sense¡¯¡ I can¡¯t go against a verbalmand as a ve, right?¡± Meat tilted her head to the side and responded. ¡°Ichika, you taught himmon sense. You aren¡¯t breaking the promise.¡± ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama didn¡¯t say ¡®who¡¯ to teach. Kuku, quite the schemer huh? Meat-senpai.¡± ¡°Will you keep it a secret from Goshujin-sama? If you tell him, I¡¯ll get mad, okay?¡± Judging from the looks of it, Meat¡¯s cor seemed to constrict a tiny amount. However, Meat simply smiled as she knocked away the final rabbit¡¯s head. Chapter 40 About Time to Return I wonder if it¡¯s fine to leave the goblins here¡ this isn¡¯t a field though. Would throwing them into the forest solve it? Ah, while I was thinking about that Meat and Ichika came back with the rabbits (beheaded) from the forest. That was fast. ¡°Goshujin-sama, I hunted the meat.¡± I wonder if hunting stimted her dog-eared girl instincts? Meat was faintly smiling. Guess she¡¯s satisfied. For now, the three of us went to hanging the rabbits upside down, putting them into the bag when blood stoppeding out. ¡°What about the goblins¡¯ magic stones? Well, they¡¯re not much but it¡¯s nice to get some extra money as F-rank.¡± ¡°Goblins have magic stones?¡± ording to Ichika, it seems they¡¯re buried in their brains. It takes about a minute per to find the magic stone. Its head was sliced open with the sword and its brain scrambled around¡ Uoeh¡ What came out was a scrap magic stone even smaller than the one I could get with 10 DP. I guess with five of these it might be worth around the 10 DP magic stone¡? ¡°It¡¯s a demon so it has a magic stone. It¡¯s pretty small, but demons have magic stones somewhere in their bodies. If the rabbits also had magic stones, they¡¯d be demon rabbits soon¡ Hmm, I guess this¡¯d sell for a copper¡ ah, I think it¡¯d disappear after a night of being used in that light magic tool atst night¡¯s inn.¡± If five goblins really did be thirty copper, it wasn¡¯t worth the time in getting its scrap magic stone for a single copper. It¡¯s obviously more profitable to use that time to hunt another goblin. ¡ I wonder if it¡¯s fine to throw them away now? This takes too long. I got the scrap magic stone from Ichika for now. It might be useful for a golem. Returning to the town with rabbit meat in hand, we immediately headed to the grilled meat skewers stall. ¡°Oh, you brought rabbit meat?¡± ¡°Yeah, here. Please assess it.¡± He decided to purchase the headless rabbits I took out from the back. Of course, they were all for the highest amount of twelve copper coins. With six of them, that made seventy-two copper. I didn¡¯t get the money from him since I would receive it from the guild. Adding it to the reward from the goblins, it made around one silver and two coppers. A silver coin was a refreshing reward. ¡°Ku¡ª, you did a good job¡ Eh, by some chance, is that Nee-chan your newrade?¡± ¡°That¡¯s right! The name¡¯s Ichika. Good to meet ya! My~, that smells gooood. I wanna eat that meat skewer, Goshujin-sama~, buy it~?¡± ¡°Hahaha! So An-chan? I¡¯ll throw in a small extra if you buy it, so?¡± ¡°¡ Well then, I¡¯ll take three.¡± ¡°Thanks for the purchase!¡± Handing him fifteen copper coins, I received four meat skewers. One as a freebie for buying three seemed like a lot. I handed two to Ichika and one to Meat. ¡°Though An-chan, she¡¯s a beauty. Even the small Jou-chan has an amazing future, you¡¯re pretty attracted to looks huh.¡± ¡°She was a pretty good bargain. She¡¯s noisy when ites to food though.¡± ¡°Haha, then go ahead and be a regr customer to my shop. Ah, right. I bought the meat from An-chan, but it¡¯s even more delicious and popr than usual. If possible, I¡¯d appreciate it if you sold it on a regr basis.¡± ¡°I can¡¯t just hunt rabbits¡ my rank went up.¡± ¡°Ooh, congrattions on that. It¡¯s fine if it isn¡¯t rabbits then. Boars or something like that, I¡¯d buy whatever so long as it¡¯s delicious. I was originally a butcher, with this stall as a side job. I can handle anything.¡± ¡°Come to think of it, I hunted goblins.¡± ¡°Hahaha! Goblins are horrible no matter if you roast them or boil them ya know?¡± Is that so~. ¡°Well, could you tell me the secret to making the rabbit meat so delicious? I¡¯d offer up to twenty silver.¡± ¡°Heeh¡ that¡¯s pretty generous. What if he teaches ya? Will there be delicious meat stuffs here whenever?¡± Ichika spoke with some strenuous effort, at least it was probably that. In truth, even I appreciate good meat¡ but it¡¯d quickly spread around if I told him. Alright, let¡¯s not tell him. ¡°It¡¯s still a secret for now.¡± ¡°Well, can¡¯t be helped. Please let me know when you feel like it.¡± Since Ichika looked a bit disappointed, today¡¯s rabbit meat¡ I had him promise to set some aside for us for a week. I paid twenty-five copper coins in advance¡ I¡¯ll try to not forget abouting to eat here. Ichika is scary. After that, we headed to the guild and received the one silver and two copper coins reward. It was finally time to head back to the mountain. Just in case, I told them that I¡¯de back some time next week. We went to the west gate to return to our base. ¡°Hey, is that enough stuff to go to the mountains? Ah no, I know about [Storage], but¡¡± ¡°Right, this doesn¡¯t seem like enough previsions to people huh.¡± Come to think of it, it was a bit dangerous heading to the west gatest time. Alright. I¡¯ll hand Ichika a silver coin from today¡¯s reward.= ¡°Is this enough for equipment?¡± ¡°For three people¡ I thought we were getting three day¡¯s worth of food? This is enough for a week¡¯s.¡± ¡°We can get supplies at our base, so that¡¯s fine. I¡¯ll go and nap in the central park. Go and buy stuff with Meat.¡± ¡°Got it. Then, I¡¯ll buy stuff. Can I buy sweets with the change?¡± ¡°¡ Just let me know roughly how much you spend.¡± ¡°Leave it to me~ ?¡± I¡¯m terribly uneasy about this, but I¡¯ll trust the former C-rank adventurer. * ¡°This meat sandwich is gooood. Mmmm, the vegetables and oil from the meat intertwine and be an amaaaazing vor, artisan-level technique! A good texture and feeling. Moreover, this vor¡ it¡¯s cheese! There¡¯s cheese in it! I¡¯m so happy. Have a good appetite¡ eat up!¡± There was a food terror as soon as I woke up. ¡°Why are you making that face Goshujin-sama? I bought your part too, food~ food~¡± When I looked, Meat was also holding a sandwich in her hand. Ichika was holding two. Shrewd. I looked over the equipment Ichika while she ate the sandwiches. Flint, tent, food, canteens, pelts, food, knife, food, canteens, food¡ oi, why so much food!? ¡°It¡¯s normal, if we lose it we can¡¯t eat, so I got a lot.¡± Well, changes of clothes aren¡¯t needed with [Cleanup], and we can use life magic to heat water or warm ourselves with [Generate Heat]. We¡¯d need the magic skill [Ignition] or a flint to make a fire though. For the most part, with life magic the most important thing to live in the mountains is edible food. A knife was convenient for processing and cooking food, and furs were forying on the ground to sleep. But these pelts are white and fluffy¡ hey, aren¡¯t these rabbit furs? Why do I have a bad feeling about this? ¡°I put various stuff in the bag. Even though Goshujin-sama has [Storage]¡¡± ¡°So, how much was it?¡± ¡°The sandwiches! Bargains, at six coppers each!¡± ¡°Not those.¡± ¡°Ah, that. We used it all. Aaah, it¡¯s good we were just barely able to buy the sandwiches~¡± Her smile looked as though she were asking to be praised for spending it all. Nah, in truth I thought this would happen when I handed her the silver coin. Enough food and equipment for three people for three nights with 10,000 yen would have been pretty hard. It was probably really hard. ¡°Seriously, Meat-senpai saved me y¡¯know? She drove down prices hard. Aah, we were lucky the clerk was a guy ?. He kept looking at my chest, because of that we saved fifteen copper.¡± Wouldn¡¯t that interfere with his business? ¡°Well, you really did well. Thanks. It would have been better for me to hand you a bit more funds huh?¡± ¡°What ya gave was fine though? Ah, but you can pay me in food?¡± ¡ You can eat stuff like hamburgers and melon bread when we get back to the [Ordinary Cave]. And so, now with proper equipment, we headed towards Tsuia Mountain. Come to think of it, I¡¯m a dungeon master but it doesn¡¯t feel like it at all. Something like being an adventurer after heading down to a human vige is definitely not a dungeon master¡¯s business. Has the life of staying indoors like the bandits and sleeping that I¡¯ve longed for finally arrived? Chapter 41 Base (Dungeon) After putting our camping equipment away using [Storage] when we¡¯d reached a spot away from the town, we ran up the mountain trail almost empty-handed. Even though Ichika wasn¡¯t being assisted by a clothes golem, she was after all a former C-rank adventurer and was able to properly keep up. Although I ignored Ichika¡¯s good advice when she said we should prepare camp since it was going to be night soon, we kept our sight by using light magic tools prepared beforehand. We arrived at the [Ordinary Cave] when the sun had setpletely. ¡°Meat, time!?¡± ¡°Eh, the time it took!? L-let¡¯s see¡ six hours, thirty-two minutes!¡± Meat answered after looking at the clock golem she took out of her pocket¡ She replied like the boke as usual. Rather, she was keeping track of the time properly huh, amazing. [1] ¡°It¡¯s a pain that our speed halved after dark huh. With a bike, we could¡ no, that wouldn¡¯t work with a mountain path huh? ¡ Hmm? It doesn¡¯t really need to be a bike, maybe another vehicle would work?¡± ¡°Go~shu~jiiin-sa~ma~. I am huuungry, pre~pare~ camp?¡± Oops, should¡¯ve gone inside first huh. Rather, I haven¡¯t told Ichika our destination yet have I? ¡°We aren¡¯t going to set up camp. We¡¯ve arrived.¡± ¡°¡ This is Goshujin-sama¡¯s base? I was sure it would be a vige or something¡¡± I thought about it while bringing her here, but I wonder how I should exin¡? This is home!¡ªor something? ¡°¡ This is home.¡± ¡°It¡¯s just a cave.¡± That¡¯s right. Its appearance hasn¡¯t changed since the bandits were here after all. ¡ If it¡¯s going to be an inn in the future, a lot of changes need to happen huh. Wonder how I should make the dungeon a crowd puller? ¡°Eh it¡¯s fine, let¡¯s hurry up and go in.¡± While using the light magic tool, I lead Meat and Ichika into the cave. Stone floorboards paved the passage, and multiples of [Torch for Dungeon Lighting (50 DP)] illuminated the inside. (Still, the [Torch for Dungeon Lighting] is an amazing kind of torch that keeps burning if it isn¡¯t moved from where it¡¯s installed. I guess it uses mana as fuel.) ¡°Wai¡ª!? This is a dungeon!¡± ¡°I know it¡¯s a dungeon?¡± ¡°How¡¯s this yer base!?¡± ¡°This is my base though?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a dungeon!¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s a dungeon¡ Ah, be careful since there¡¯s a pitfall there.¡± ¡°Uoh seriously, this¡¯s dangerous¡ª!?¡± When I opened up the map to check it out, Ichika was being treated as an intruder. Huh? That¡¯s strange. Despite Ichika also being my ve¡ ah, I treated Meat as a hug pillow (item) huh. Meat and I both have gotten used to it recently, so I don¡¯t really feel guilty over it despite sleeping with her as my hug pillow. People aren¡¯t suitable for being hug pillows¡ there was a time I thought that too. There was a problem at first when I was inexperienced and that ident happened, but she¡¯s been a veryfortable hug pillow since then¡ Might be hot in the summer though. It¡¯s still pretty cool out right now, but it¡¯ll warm up eventually. Wonder what I should do¡ ¡°Haah, but for me who used to be a scout to not notice pitfall traps like these¡ rather, bein¡¯ able to move so fast around these, as expected of Meat-senpai.¡± ¡°All of the pitfalls in this dungeon, I know them all. Fufun.¡± She was bragging. Well, she did make the pitfalls after all. ¡°All of them¡ Huh? Isn¡¯t this the [Ordinary Cave]? But the guild said¡ nothin¡¯ was here?¡± ¡°That¡¯s, well¡ the guild¡¯s information is outdated. That¡¯s how it was a month ago.¡± ¡°Heeh, so then now¡ it turned into this. Guess it was a transformation period.¡± A transformation period was the rapid growth a dungeon went through that was exined in the [Introduction to the Study of Dungeon]. ording to Haku-san¡¯s addition, she only said it to hide the effects of a dungeon battle. ¡°You¡¯re pretty knowledgeable.¡± ¡°It¡¯s important stuff to know. I heard it from a guy studying dungeons a while back.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll be counting on you in the future, seriously.¡± ¡°Leave it to me! ¡ Wait,e to think of it, Goshujin-sama? I was bought as a chore ve yeah? By chores was it for bein¡¯ a dungeon conquerin¡¯ meat shield?¡± ¡°That¡¯s not it. I want Ichika to work at the inn so you don¡¯t have to help with adventurers¡ ah, don¡¯t touch those spears sticking out there.¡± ¡°Uoh¡ªwait up, Goshujin-sama! Ku¡ªlooks like this really is his base¡ you¡¯d have to know of everything to advance that well.¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama doesn¡¯t lie.¡± Meat was walking smoothly in front of Ichika, she¡¯d perfectly memorized the traps¡¯ positions. ¡ I just realized. Couldn¡¯t I have went in from the separated goblin room if I used dungeon core castling? Or rather, couldn¡¯t I be retrieved to the core room if I asked Rokuko? Hmm, my head is hurting. ¡°Oooi, Rokuko. Can you hear me~? If you can, retrieve me~¡± ¡°Rokuko? Is that Goshujin-sama¡¯srade? Where?¡± My vision was filling with white light as Ichika asked. I felt a sensation of floating, my field of view blurred, and I was suddenly in a right room. Right, it was the master room. Looks like Rokuko was able to retrieve me. Of course, Meat and Ichika also here¡ Ichika was still being shown as an intruder on my map, though. ¡°Wee home, Kehma!¡± Turning towards the voice, I saw the blond-haired little girl-type dungeon core, Rokuko. She was smiling with her arms linked in an imposing stance. ¡°I¡¯m back. Feels like it¡¯s been a while since I¡¯ve seen your face, Rokuko¡± ¡°Really? Hasn¡¯t it just been one or two days?¡± A simple answer. Since Rokuko was a dungeon core, her longevity was also long. Her sense of time was probably different from a human like me. Haku-san said she was alive around a hundred years. ¡°So, Kehma. That¡¯s the new ve?¡± ¡°Yeah. Her name¡¯s Ichika. Well, please get along well with her.¡± ¡°Alri~ght, pleased to meet you. I¡¯m the dungeon core, Rokuko.¡± ¡°Wai-wait up, my head isn¡¯t keepin¡¯ up¡ dungeon core? This cute Ojou-sama isn¡¯t human?¡± Ichika was holding her temples. ¡°A human-type boss monster corebination¡? I¡¯ve heard of it¡ no¡?¡± Though she was trying to figure it out somehow with hermon sense, it couldn¡¯t be helped since the information hermon sense was giving her was wrong to begin with. Unable to hold back any longer, I called her. ¡°Hey, Ichika.¡± ¡°Hey! Is Goshujin-sama¡ perhaps¡ the demon king!?¡± Why¡¯d I turn into something like that? Chapter 42 Let¡¯s Build an Inn ¡°If I assume Goshujin-sama¡¯s a dungeon boss, it makes sense¡ Not wanting to stand out, the secrets, and yer hidden background.¡± Honestly, Ichika¡¯s train of thought was on the right track. The dungeon master is the dungeon¡¯s ruler, in other words you could call them the boss. Still, dungeon masters don¡¯t exist in the [Study of Dungeons]. Instead, there were things called dungeon bosses. They were strong monsters summoned by the core itself to be bosses¡ªRokuko was a human-type, but there were other kinds like dragon-types too¡ªit was that kind of thing. Additionally, you could say I am a monster (?) that Rokuko summoned. You wouldn¡¯t be too off saying that I¡¯m a dungeon boss now. ¡°Hey, what would you do if I¡¯m the demon king?¡± ¡°I¡¯d do anythin¡¯ if you give me delicious stuff to eat! How ¡¯bout destroy Sia? Ah, that¡¯d be a waste of good food huh, let¡¯s make it a conquest.¡± There¡¯s a woman that would betray the human race for tasty food right here. ¡°No, I want to have good rtions with the town there, I don¡¯t want them to die.¡± ¡°That so~. But, if ya conquer the world it¡¯d be an all-ya-can-eat of tasty food y¡¯know? It¡¯d be great¡ How ¡¯bout we do it soon?¡± Correction, rather than betray the human race, she would embark on world conquest proactively. ¡°World domination¡ t-that sounds amazing!¡± ¡°Right~? I want to eat all the things~¡± ¡°Kehma! How about making our dungeon¡¯s goal world conquest!?¡± And now the dungeon core¡¯s pumped herself up. ¡°No, what would we do after the conquest¡? For now, we y it safe. Don¡¯t think about unreasonable things like that.¡± ¡°So yer reservin¡¯ strength?¡± ¡°Those that stand out are killed. So, rejected.¡± I don¡¯t know when god¡¯s vanguard (the hero) wille. If they¡¯ve gotten one or two cheats from Kami-sama, the hero probably equals death. ¡°Well, how about we take a rest after that run today? We¡¯ll be remodeling the dungeon tomorrow¡ to be exact, building an inn¡ ah, right. How about some food?¡± ¡°Oooh~¡. wait a sec, in here? There a kitchen or somethin¡¯?¡± ¡°Hmm, something like that¡ my power, let me show you it.¡± I pretended to gather my strength and quickly took out a [Sweet-roll Assortment (5 DP)]. To this dungeon that¡¯s getting 100 DP a day now, this is already just small change¡ªerr, DP¡! I showed off the [Sweet-roll Assortment (5 DP)] with a flourish. ¡°What¡¯s¡ this? Bread?¡± ¡°Fufufu, Meat-san. Please eat some.¡± ¡°Yes.¡± Meat tore off the stic wrapping from the curry roll. A spicy fragrance particr to the curry roll drifted through the air, stimting her appetite. ¡°What the!? My drool isn¡¯t stoppin¡ª! This bread, the heck¡ mugu¡ª!?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a [Karie Roll]. It¡¯s spicy, but tastes good.¡± Ichika was gagging a bit violently from Meat shoving the curry roll into her mouth. ¡°Oh¡ª, t-this is¡ mmm, mmm¡ª¡ haah, t-this smell, dangerous, my mind¡¯s goin¡¯ nk¡!¡± ¡°Here, go ahead and eat more without holding back. This is Goshujin-sama¡¯s affection you know?¡± ¡°Mmm, nom, nom¡ª¡ mmm, aah, sho gewd, this, this is, the besht~¡?¡± 3GwS5xV As for Ichika, since the curry was spicy, or maybe it being delicious despite being spicy, was melting into a smile with teary eyes. I get the feeling that eating shouldn¡¯t be like that. ¡°I was born toe heeere¡?¡± ¡°That¡¯s good. If you follow Goshujin-sama, you¡¯ll get a lot more than that, you know?¡± ¡°I-I-I¡¯ll do anything for Goshujin-sama¡ so, mooore.¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama.¡± Looks like she¡¯s already finished them off. E-even though I expected it and am happy, I still didn¡¯t expect her to be that fast. Let¡¯s up the level a bit. ¡°¡ There¡¯s various other things you know? Rolls aren¡¯t the only thing.¡± ¡°Aah¡ so unfair¡ now that I¡¯ve tasted something like that, there¡¯s no way I could be satisfied by normal things¡¡± ¡°It was just a normal roll, a roll!¡± ¡°Ichika, how about my favorite, the [Hamburger]?¡± ¡°Reaaally? Aah, I¡¯ll do it somehow¡ ehehe.¡± As for those still thinking in one way or another, am I the only one? When I caught a glimpse of Rokuko, she was ignoring us and chewing on a melon roll. ¡°¡ I-I won¡¯t give it to you you know!?¡± Ah, yep. * Noon the next day. Hmm? Why didn¡¯t I get up in the morning? Ifortably went back to sleep. Time to fire myself up. Let¡¯s make an inn today. It¡¯ll be right next to the cave entrance. I had the manufacturing golems, Tester included, dig holes for its foundations startingst night. Since I¡¯ll be building an inn this time, it¡¯ll take up a lot of space¡ Ah, even though Ichika was being treated as an intruder on my map, I was able to increase the dungeon¡¯s range without any problems from in the core room. I guess it counts as a different floor? I need to look into it. ¡°Alright, so then¡ guess I start with its foundations?¡± I won¡¯t be able sleep peacefully unless its foundations are done right. Since it¡¯s going to be my bed, I¡¯ll get fired up and make it. I pulled coarse stone out of [Storage]. ¡°Stone, change your shape, be my servant and obey me, [Create Golem].¡± While pouring magical power into the stone, I recited the incantation I had done many times for the dungeon battle. Even though I could have done it without the incantation and just use the keyword, properly using the incantation makes the magical power consumption a tiny bit better. [Create Golem] is amazing, all kinds of materials can be processed into shape. It can be used for human-type things or even boards, whatever you want. Its shape can be morphed like y by pouring magical power into the raw materials, able to be handled without directly using your hands. You could even knead several copper coins into a copper ingot¡ I wouldn¡¯t do it since it¡¯s cheaper to just buy the ingot though. Though it more or less turns in to a golem, it just stays as a normal object if you don¡¯t order it to do anything. This time, I kneaded the stone into a single huge b, covering the surface of the ground and filling the holes. I don¡¯t really know how to do actual construction that well, but this is a recement for concrete for now. Piercing it with iron golems to turn it into a recement for reinforced concrete, I made the foundation making sure to not mess up the mix. ¡ Since I¡¯ll also need to make a bath, I¡¯ll need drainage pipes too¡ well, it¡¯ll be fine if I force a golem through a hole afterwards. It¡¯d also be fine to just make a new area for bathing. I¡¯ll make it for now so nothing breaks though. I had a normal y golem help out after that,ying out board-type wood golems and affixing them. I built the hotel as though I were assembling a block¡ Since I bonded the materials using [Create Golem], I didn¡¯t need nails. It waspletely bonded together, so it was very sturdy. I nailed in some nail-type golems to make it look like there were nails from the outside. When the walls progressed somewhat after working for a while, Ichika and Meat came out from the cave. Looks like she taught her where the traps were. ¡°Oh, what¡¯re ya doin¡¯ Goshujin-sam¡ªwait, seriously the heck are ya doin¡¯!?¡± ¡°Eh? I¡¯m just building an inn.¡± ¡°No no no, that¡¯s ridiculous, too ridiculous. Even just gettin¡¯ golems to help you, they weren¡¯t here when we came yesterday¡ a dungeon master huh? They can even do things like this¡?¡± No, dungeon masters have a construction function¡ there¡¯s a [House (200,000 DP~)] in the DP catalog. It looks like there¡¯s an inn too, but we don¡¯t meet its requirements for now. Ah, I briefly exined what a dungeon master was to Ichika for now. Though I say that, I¡¯d just said [I can do various things by using my dungeon¡¯s DP]. For more detail¡. well, I was going to speak more while we ate, but she was like ¡®that¡¯ yesterday. I could only speak a bit after she settled down, and I was tired from the exercise too. ¡°Oh right, Meat. It looks like we¡¯re running out of wood, so please go and cut down some trees and bring them back.¡± ¡°Understood.¡± ¡°Wai¡ª, Goshujin-sama, what about a tool to cut the trees? How ¡¯bout an axe or a saw?¡± I silently pointed behind Ichika. When she turned around, Meat was holding a golem de horizontally next to a tree that was thirty centimeters in diameter. When she slowly pressed the de against it, it let out a loud chainsaw-like sound, cutting through the tree. Once, twice, three times. After the third time of cutting the tree from its opposite side, it fell. The fallen tree was simply collected by a golem. ¡°Woah, what the¡ I¡¯ve never heard of magic swords bein¡¯ used to cut down trees.¡± ¡°Convenient right?¡± ¡°No, even though that¡¯s right, t-that¡¯s bad. Don¡¯t ya know¡ magic swords can break too?¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s actually happened a few times now. It¡¯s fine already now though since she figured out how to do it.¡± ¡°Seriously!? ¡ Nooo, wasteful!¡± That being said, the de golems were just self-proimed magic swords, and weren¡¯t actually magic swords. They just had a vibration function with increased sharpness, it couldn¡¯t bepared to the actual magic sword (spear) that Chloe used in the dungeon battle. Real magic swords could use magic by way of keywords. It was very cheap since it just cost its materials, so I could just make more if and when it breaks. Its materials didn¡¯t disappear. I could fix a broken de in ten seconds if it broke. ¡°How should I put it¡ how many magic swords has Meat-senpai used?¡± ¡°Ah, with the twopleted versions Meat and I have¡ I guess ten if you include the inferior versions?¡± ¡°That many!? C-could I have one too?¡± ¡ Right,e to think of it, I haven¡¯t made a weapon for Ichika huh. Chapter 43 Cheat Discovered ¡°Come to think of it, Ichika uses a carving knife as a weapon right?¡± ¡°Daggers, spears, I can even use traps, but my main weapon is a carving knife.¡± Carving knife, carving knife huh¡ Yep, let¡¯s make one. ¡°Ichika. Please get me a tree branch.¡± ¡°Understood. But, why do ya want a branch?¡± ¡°To make Ichika a weapon.¡± ¡°¡ With a branch of wood? I said I could use a lot of stuff, but clubs aren¡¯t my strong point y¡¯know?¡± ¡°Just bring me a tree branch to use. Oh, it doesn¡¯t have to berge. It¡¯s just going to be the hilt.¡± ¡°Nn, I¡¯ll bring one immediately.¡± While Ichika went to pick up a branch, I took an iron ingot out of [Storage]. With this, I can use [Create Golem]. Guess I¡¯ll make a carving knife de golem from the iron ingot this time? Well, I can do it. Meanwhile, Ichika returned holding a branch. I used the life magic [Dehydrate] to take moisture out of the branch. I made the hilt after kneading it, affixing the two together to make the carving knife golem. Furthermore, it was an all-purpose carving knife. Finally, I made it so that the de golem would vibrate at an ultra high speed when you poured magical power into it¡ the magic sword carving knife golem wasplete. Even if I¡¯m saying it myself, it¡¯s really good. I¡¯m fond of it. ¡°Alright, is this carving knife good?¡± ¡°Eh¡ª, ah¡ª, un.¡± Ichika, who was watching me manufacture it, receipted the carving knife golem with her mouth hanging open. ¡°Huh? Eh? How?¡± ¡°Kukukku, this is my magic, [Maker]¡! A magic that can make anything! I can easily make something like a carving knife if I use my magic!¡± ¡°Whaaaa¡ª, I haven¡¯t even heard of that¡ is it a unique skill!?¡± Oops, I was just saying it as a prank, but it looks like Ichika seriously believed me. Surprising. I corrected her in a panic when I noticed. ¡°Sorry, sorry. I was just showing off a bit. It¡¯s really just me using [Create Golem].¡± ¡°Huh!? Wait a sec, there¡¯s no way [Create Golem] can do stuff like that!? You made a golem with magic!¡± Her getting more and more surprised despite me correcting myself was amusing. Still, it went beyond Ichika¡¯s permissible range ofprehension as expected. In the end, she said there¡¯s no way it could do it. In other words, I¡¯m pretty far away frommon sense. ¡°Eh? But this is a golem you know? It¡¯s a carving knife-type one though.¡± ¡°U-umm, Goshujin-sama. Golems are humanoid¡ legs, arms, head, body¡ umm¡ ahhh I don¡¯t get it¡ I know ya don¡¯t followmon sense, but this¡!¡± I wonder if the skill normally isn¡¯t used like this? It¡¯s such a good idea though. ¡°It is¡ but, it¡¯s mostly just talked about. Kinda like how ya can make hot water by shooting a [Fireball] at water¡ To apply a skill to somethin¡¯ different, just those mages that specialize in skill research can to that. Even with that, some of the less skilled ones would take their entire life to make a single skill¡ un, Goshujin-sama, it¡¯s not a bad thing. Ya should call it [Maker] instead of [Create Golem] now. Ya could hand it down in yer family as a unique skill like a secret or somethin¡¯.¡± Huh? Then wouldn¡¯t the incantation change if I did that? Right now, the incantation is more or less, ¡°Soil, change your shape, be my servant and obey me, [Create Golem].¡± Ah, the soil part would change to what¡¯s being used. It¡¯d change slightly depending on wood, stone, and iron. Though it¡¯s a bit harder if the materials are mixed, I guess the magical power consumption is a bit better when I say the correct material. Still, for some reason the consumption bes huge if I say tree branch if the actual material were stone. ¡ Ah, so that¡¯s it. It¡¯s fine to move the words around a little, so I guess changing it¡¯s fine? Let¡¯s give it a shot. ¡°Tree branch, change your shape, obey me, [Maker].¡± Ooh, it worked. Its shape changed when I filled it with magical power. The bark peeled down the branch as it turned into proper strings. Then I sessfully made a sheath (sheath golem) from the tree branch. ¡°Magic is pretty openly used huh¡ ah, but [Create Golem]¡¯s a bit easier on magical power, I guess it¡¯s because I¡¯m used to it? Might be a problem of experience.¡± ¡°No no no, I just said to call it [Maker], but to change the incantation and the keyword!? Rather, how the heck did you change them!? Magic words are cryptic!¡± Hmm? ¡°By cryptic¡. do you mean you don¡¯t normally understand what the incantations mean?¡± ¡°I-it¡¯s pretty much thenguage from an ancient magic civilization, I¡¯ve heard stories about it, but no one really knows what the incantations mean.¡± Oh. Oooh, I see, so that¡¯s it. I get it now. Apparently, even though I¡¯m hearing them as normal words, it seems that that¡¯s due to Trantion Function-san doing his best. And he¡¯s properly tranting the meaning of what I say into the incantation. Holy crap, the ability to understand words I got from Kami-sama was a cheat. ¡ Isn¡¯t just that enough to survive? No, it¡¯d be bad if I stood out as something like a dungeon master, rejected, rejected! Let¡¯s just use this cheat for myself. ¡°Ah, so how¡¯s the carving knife? I can personalize it for your grip.¡± ¡°¡ You don¡¯t need to do anything, the hilt feels perfect in my hand like I¡¯ve used it forever. W-what¡¯s with yer masterful technique? Amazing¡¡± Though all I did was reproduced a carving knife from my memories, looks like the hilt¡¯s ergonomics would be its selling point. (It seemed that this world¡¯s carving knifes and swords were adjusted by winding a leather strip around the hilt.) ¡°So try and cut a branch while pouring magical power into it.¡± ¡°Eh? Magical power¡ no way, this¡¯s a magic sword!?¡± Ichika raised her voice in astonishment. Eh, it¡¯s not you know? It¡¯s a magic sword (self-proimed). Ichika poured magical power into it, activating the carving knife golem. She quickly brought the carving knife towards the two centimeter thick branch I had set up, swinging it in a meticulous manner. ¡°Wooah, there almost wasn¡¯t any resistance.¡± ¡°Good, again. Three this time.¡± Though it could easily cut a single one, with three branches¡ it was still cut through like tofu by the carving knife golem that was filled with magical power. ¡°This is¡ perfectly a magic sword huh.¡± ¡°That so?¡± ¡°Weapons that have special effects when you pour magical power into them are called [Magic Swords]. And some have [Increased Sharpness]¡ it didn¡¯t look like it earlier, but it has an amazing sharpness doesn¡¯t it?¡± If that¡¯s how it was, the magic sword de golem was definitely a magic sword. Not just self-proimed, I did it huh. ¡°Magic swords¡ are unexpectedly really easy to make huh¡¡± ¡°Gaaaaaaaah! This is¡ª! Magic swords are normally gotten from dungeons! Although there¡¯re artificial magic swords, they have way worse effects, and it takes master cksmiths and mages many days to make one! There¡¯s absolutely no way ya just made one in yer hands with that tiny amount of time y¡¯know!?¡± Woah, I feel sorry for some reason. ¡°Uuu, if I had this carving knife when I was C-rank, I could¡¯a reached B-rank¡ wouldn¡¯t this be worth a lot of money if it got sold? Without a doubt it¡¯d be worth more than me, a lot of gold coins.¡± I heard something good. It was something that was free that could be used for a lot of money. ¡ I could also arrange it as a dungeon treasure huh. I could sell it for myself too¡ ah, that¡¯s no good. I¡¯d definitely stand out if I suddenly showed up with some of these. By the way, when I looked into the DP catalog for normal magic swords, they started at 10,000 DP. It looked like there were various effects, but one around the same as the de golem¡¯s was around 20,000 DP. ¡ Since high grade magic swords couldn¡¯t be bought with DP either, wouldn¡¯t it be a problem if I revealed a number of these? Haah, the de golem and shield golem might be fine though. If it constantly vibrated¡ hmmm, it¡¯d probably be pretty strong¡ maybe I should do that¡? I don¡¯t get it that well. Might be useless to think about. At any rate, it¡¯d be great if I can prepare some eye-catching stuff myself. It would be good if I could use some other functions too¡ like using magic. Next time I might try and see if I can make a golem that uses magic. Yep, next time. Eventually. I won¡¯t forget about it. ¡ She said it was worth a lot, but I wonder how much it¡¯d actually be worth? I¡¯m afraid there are still some drawbacks to the de golem though, so I don¡¯t really care about it. Chapter 44 Making an Inn and Employee Uniform (Maid Clothes) Now then, the inn is pretty much done. It¡¯s two stories tall, there¡¯s even a room with a window. I made it from the leftovers of the potion bottles from before. I could only make one room with one since there wasn¡¯t much left though. ¡ Yep, let¡¯s make it my room. ¡°Goshujin-sama, there isn¡¯t a kitchen nor a dining room?¡± ¡°I¡¯ll add them.¡± ¡°U-umm, Goshujin-sama. There isn¡¯t a restroom¡¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯ll make the plumbing.¡± ¡°Kehma! I want a reception room too!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll make a separate kennel for you.¡± ¡°Why¡¯s it just me that¡¯s treated so badly!? I¡¯m your partner!¡± ¡°Guess that went over your head, isn¡¯t it because we¡¯re partners that we say stuff like that?¡± ¡°I-is that so. Good then!¡± While gettingments from mypanions, the inn production advanced steadily. Then, as it was getting dark, the inn waspleted. ¡ No, not yet. The bath wasn¡¯t sufficient. If you¡¯re talking about a mountain inn, it has to be an onsen. [1] For that, I added a small room onto the back of the inn for the bathhouse on the second day. Perfectly surrounding the area with a wooden wall, I made an open-air styled building with just a roof held up by pirs. This part was easier than the inn, it took just an hour. With this, our sales might be enough with just taking the bath into ount. Now, the essential hot water¡ When I checked the DP catalog, there was a [Water Source (1000 DP)]. Getting a golem to dig a hole, I nned to make an onsen by setting it up near a heat source underground. Since Tsui Mountain was something like a volcano, there was the potential of being able to dig up a real onsen. If there was a waterway underground near a heat source, it could turn into an onsen just by digging it up¡ I¡¯d have to leave whether or not I¡¯d find one up to chance though. So to hunt for an underground heat source, I dug into the soil with a drill golem that was around thirty centimeters in diameter. This drill golem was a great idea if I do say so myself. It was better than a pickax or shovel that you¡¯d have to use your hands with, this golem was made so that it could move itself. I wonder if I should call it a crawler then? It dug a tunnel with its personal drill, digging the hole efficiently. Though I¡¯d be troubled over how to deal with the stone and soil it digs afterwards if I was still in Japan, the physicalbor gets resolved by having it collected by the dungeon. So long as Rokuko collects the stone and soil as resources in the dungeon¡¯s area, it can just focus on digging. ¡ Hey, why didn¡¯t Ie up with this sooner? It would¡¯ve been able to easily construct the undergroundbyrinth floor for the dungeon battle. If I made it before I made the drones with the potion bottles, I could¡¯ve secured some more time to sleep. By changing from pickax and golem to drill golem and golem, the mining speed for digging to the goblin room would also increase. I don¡¯t need to dig for golem materials anymore since I¡¯ve already done that, but I think it¡¯s fine to just let it be and have it tunnel to the other side of the mountain. When the tunnel¡¯s done, maybe I could set up a toll fee or something? Fufufu, expand, my dreams! A dream I can see even when I wake up is good too. By the way, I entrusted Rokuko and golems with digging holes in order to expand the dungeon¡¯s floors downward. From the know-how they got from the dungeon battle, they were able to dig holes considerably efficiently and could maintain a rate of one floor per day. It¡¯s fine if we just made the walls with golems or DPter on, so they just made wide spaces for now. ¡ Yeah, using DP for it would be dangerous. It takes 5,000 DP to add a floor¡ I want to make it deep before I open the inn though. Right now there are two above ground floors and three underground floors byrinth on the second one), five floors total. I want to add at least two more floors; I estimate it¡¯ll be around 10,000 DP per floor with contents included¡ I should probably expect 20,000 DP to disappear. So then it would leave 60,000 DP over huh? It¡¯s going away, slowly but surely. I¡¯m a bit anxious that it might keep going down until it reaches one digit again soon. * I prepared a clothes golem for Ichika. This one was modeled after the [Navy Blue Set of Maid Clothes (500 DP)]. When I was looking for good clothes for a receptionist, they were just right. They were closer to cosy than real maid clothing, but it included everything from underwear and shoes to gloves and the hairband, as well as the main part of the maid outfit. 500 DP for that was pretty cheap. Oh yeah, there were thigh highs as well of course, a garter belt too. I won¡¯t concede on this. It¡¯s for efficiency you know? Really, really. They won¡¯t be able to assist her that well without them going over her knees~. I was a bit embarrassed when I was turning the underwear and thigh highs into golems, but I properly made all of the clothes golems with magic stones embedded in them. Still, what¡¯s with this world? I asked about it when Haku-san¡¯s attendant was wearing butler clothing, but it seems there were maid clothes too. The cloth in this world covered a decent range of materials. There won¡¯t be any problems¡ probably. ¡°These clothes are soooo cute! Is it really ¡®kay for me to have ¡¯em!?¡± ¡°Yeah, go ahead and wear them.¡± ¡°Aah, that¡¯s so nice~. Kehma, give me some too!¡± ¡°I¡¯m ning for Rokuko to be the owner, so I¡¯ll be preparing some that look like the dress Haku-san was wearing for you.¡± ¡°Yay! Thanks, Kehma! I can¡¯t wait!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll be making matching clothes for Meat since you¡¯ll also be an inn employee. Please make sure to wear them in the future.¡± ¡°Yes.¡± While worrying about Meat¡¯s maid clothing¡¯s size adjustments, I handed Ichika all of her maid clothes. ¡°Uwaaah, these¡¯rece underwear. So Goshujin-sama had those tastes¡¡± ¡°My preference is more the stockings than those.¡± ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama is a leg person? Were somethin¡¯ like beautiful legs and feet part of the reason for buyin¡¯ me perhaps?¡± ¡°Come to think of it, he also told me that he valued legs.¡± [1] ¡°Hohoh¡ hey, Goshujin-sama. Wanna watch me put the stockin¡¯s on?¡± ¡°¡ W-why would I?¡± ¡°A ve can¡¯t deny their Goshujin-sama, y¡¯know?¡± Crap, I want to see it. Seriously, I really want to watch! ¡°¡ Wait, hold up. Why¡¯re there magic stones in these clothes?¡± ¡°Eh? So they can still assist when you go outside the dungeon.¡± ¡°Sorry, I should¡¯a asked somethin¡¯ before that¡ these¡¯re magic clothing?¡± ¡°Magic clothing?¡± Though it was the first time I¡¯d heard that term, ording to her, it seems that it was equipment that disyed effects simr to magic swords when you poured magic power into them. So it was obvious that if there were magic swords you could do it with equipment too huh. Since having increased sharpness was enough to make them magic swords, the movement assist and power enhancement was probably enough of a special effect. Magic clothing wasn¡¯t produced like magic swords were, and it looks like she¡¯s never heard of something like cloth magic clothing. ¡ It won¡¯t be leaked out if even she¡¯s never heard of them. Alright, there¡¯s no problem with using them freely, so let¡¯s do that. Footnotes: Onsens are hot springs. Return Feet/legs¡ in Japanese, for this, they are the same. Keima likes both. Return Chapter 45 Meat¡¯s Misguided Common Sense ¡°Come to think of it, even though we¡¯re getting new clothes, what about Kehma?¡± ¡°I¡¯ll be leaving the ves¡¯ work to Rokuko to handle. I¡¯ll be going with the setting that azy adventurer reserved a room with gold to sleep in.¡± ¡°Uwaah, that sounds like a failure of a person somehow¡ isn¡¯t it better to have a ve do it?¡± Yep, even I think I¡¯m a failed case. I¡¯m not denying it, it¡¯s a fact. ¡°So long as I can sleep, I don¡¯t care about my reputation. Isn¡¯t my reputation bad in Sia too? That I leave Meat to clean the restrooms alone in the restroom cleaningmissions.¡± ¡°I don¡¯t think it could be that bad, seein¡¯ how that¡¯s usually a ve¡¯s job¡ But for Meat-senpai to clean restrooms alone huh¡ It¡¯s pretty rough, but well, I think that¡¯s obvious for a ve.¡± ¡°Well, since I¡¯m actually cleaning it in one go with [Cleanup], Meat doesn¡¯t really resent me¡ that way, I can sleepfortably. It¡¯s perfect.¡± ¡°I-I would never resent Goshujin-sama!¡± Fufufu, that¡¯s right. I wouldn¡¯t be able to have my way and sleep if I had to pay attention to my hug pillow having a grudge with me would I? I patted Meat¡¯s head. Her tail wagged adorably. ¡°I don¡¯t think Goshujin-sama¡¯s peaceful sleep has anythin¡¯ to do with it¡ does Meat-senpai really just stand and hold the cleaning tools for the restroom? Sounds like a pretty easy job.¡± ¡°Right, she holds the tools.¡± ¡ Huh? Come to think of it, I don¡¯t have any cleaning tools. ¡°¡ Meat, did someonee while you were waiting and ask if you had tools to clean with?¡± ¡°Yes, someone did.¡± ¡°How did you answer?¡± ¡°I answered saying that I properly cleaned with my hands, feet, and mouth!¡± Meat responded, full of self confidence. Hooold up. ¡°Hold up, that¡¯s a pretty intense response. Why did you say that?¡± ¡°Fueh? W-was that no good? I¡¯m so sorry¡ª¡± When Meat¡¯s face started turning blue as she was getting flustered, Ichika seemed to think of something. ¡°Aaah, Goshujin-sama, can I butt in a sec? ¡ Perhaps, could Meat-senpai¡¯ve been¡ sold by the dark slums¡¯ ve dealer?¡± ¡°¡ ¡ Yeah, I got her from a bandit that bought her from there.¡± ¡°So that¡¯s it¡¡± Ichika was the only one to understand, her expression seemed a little sad. After that, she stood in front of Meat. ¡°Meat-senpai! ¡ Normally, brushes¡¯re used to clean restrooms! It¡¯s fine to fetch water from a well too! Ya don¡¯t need to use your own body to clean with!¡± ¡°¡± Eh¡ª!? ¡°¡± What Ichika said with deadly seriousness surprised me. However, as for Meat, she seriously seemed to not know that. Double the surprise! That slum ve dealer, what a cruel person! ¡°Un, you¡¯re safe and sound and have beautiful clothes now. The way slum ve dealers treats their ves are the worst¡ if a young beastkin bes a ve, it¡¯s the worst of the worst. Most die before they¡¯re sold. Of course they wouldn¡¯t have somethin¡¯ likemon sense with lives like that¡ Meat-senpai, ya really did yer best¡¡± Ichika stroked Meat¡¯s head while tightly embracing her. ¡ Having your face buried in that chest seems like it¡¯d be kinda painful. ¡°The number of ves that die from illness destroyin¡¯ their health by doin¡¯ things like restroom cleaning ain¡¯t few. Even though they¡¯re children, they¡¯re beastkin so their vitality gets taken advantage of¡ it¡¯s also natural for them to be hit or kicked to kill time. They get targeted by skills, cryin¡¯ endlessly as their limbs or ears get chopped off. A beastkin kid is just a few copper coins, nothin¡¯ more than ythin¡¯s for ¡¯em¡ Even if they luckily survived, there¡¯s no such thing as an upright owner that would buy ¡¯em in the slums, there¡¯d only be hell left for ¡¯em in the world.¡± I don¡¯t get it but I think I just heard something pretty incredible. ¡°¡ Meat, you¡¯ve had an even worse time than me.¡± ¡°R-Rokuko-sama?¡± From the opposite side as Ichika, Rokuko also embraced Meat. ¡°Even though I¡¯m a dunce among dungeon cores, even though I¡¯ve been bullied, it wasn¡¯t that bad because I had Haku Ane-sama. Un, I¡¯ll treat you more kindly from now on!¡± ¡°Rokuko-sama¡¡± ¡°I-I¡¯ll even give you some of my melon roll. A mouthful!¡± ¡ That somehow feels like a huge show of affection,ing from Rokuko. Chapter 46 The Inn¡¯s Program ¡ The story about the slum¡¯s dark ve trader is horrible. Well, I¡¯ll just bust apart the slums then! Free all of the beastkin ves! I have no intention of doing any of that. I don¡¯t feel like taking responsibility. If I can do away with all danger I¡¯ll do so, though to start with I don¡¯t think I can do that. Hero, I beg you, be an unparalleled soft-heart. Meat was doing her best to liberate herself from Ichika¡¯s chest. She was starting to suffocate. ¡°Oops! Sorry, Meat-senpai. Ya alright?¡± ¡°Y-yesh¡¡± She seems a bit dizzy, but it looks like she¡¯s fine. ¡°Ah, Kehma. Our conversation wandered a bit, but please give me more details on that [Setting] thing from a bit ago.¡± ¡°Hmm? I was just saying I¡¯d put Rokuko in charge of the ves to deal with adventurers. I would¡¡± I decided to talk about the inn¡¯s program. Though the reason I wanted to build an inn in the first ce was to secure a ce to sleep, the Ordinary Cave suddenly turned into a better dungeon than the average one. What now? Answer: Something that isn¡¯t suspicious. That being the case, I decided to exin it to them in order to get us on the same page. First of all, the matter of Haku-san actually being a cooperator. ¡°The owner of this inn is Rokuko-san, the younger sister of the A-Rank adventurer, Haku-san. It was made so quickly because we had the help of Haku-san¡¯s adventurer acquaintances. So far so good?¡± ¡°Certainly, if Haku Ane-sama¡¯s acquaintances helped out an inn could be built in a day. Like it was brought from somewhere. Though it was actually Kehma.¡± ¡°Right. Well, even though me building it is a secret, it¡¯s a hassle.¡± I got her agreement. Haku-san gave me the conditions for the situation of Rokuko being the [A-Rank Adventurer Haku]¡¯s [Younger Sister]. I had to pledge that Rokuko wouldn¡¯t be against her social position. Though there may be people who would attack Rokuko due to a grudge against Haku-san, this is a dungeon. We could just retreat to to the master room if it gets dangerous. We could even be there however long we need. ¡°And since I just happened to be nearby and ran into Haku-san, I decided to lend Rokuko, who was Haku-san¡¯s younger sister, some ves to work for her. Then, I became a good-for-nothing adventurer that just sleeps all day after renting out one of the inn¡¯s rooms. That¡¯s the [Setting].¡± ¡°Kehma just wants to sleep¡ that [Setting] is really just¡¡± ¡°What¡¯re you talking about Rokuko, in reality I would be the dungeon master.¡± ¡°Ah, that¡¯s right!¡± Well, I didn¡¯t lie since I didn¡¯t say that I won¡¯t be the dungeon master! Besides, ves work tofort their owner. In a sense it¡¯s how it should be. Though it looks like things such as inn repair and dungeon administering are things that only I can do¡ ¡°Hmm? If that¡¯s how the [Setting] will be, how¡¯s Kehma gonna do anythin¡¯?¡± ¡°I made the room to be easy to sneak in and out of. Could I do my work as a dungeon master in front of other people?¡± ¡°That¡¯s true¡¡± Well, there might be some various other things that stand out. However, they¡¯ll just let small inconsistencies slide with [Well, it¡¯s because he¡¯s an A-Rank adventurer]! ¡°It¡¯s perfect!¡± ¡°Right? I can sleep soundly then~¡± ¡°Hey¡ Goshujin-sama and Rokuko-sama, the A-rank adventurer¡ do you really know Haku, the [White-Winged Goddess]?¡± ¡°That? Yeah, there¡¯s no problem since we¡¯ve gotten permission from her. She said we could use her name as much as we liked if it¡¯s for Rokuko.¡± ¡°S-seriously? If so¡ well, un, there¡¯s a tsukkomi to toss in there but it¡¯s ¡®kay. The [White-Winged Goddess] is an A-Rank that¡¯s friends with the higher ups in the imperial capital. Her partner, the [ck-Winged Devil] Chloe, and the other four of her party members, the [Four Kings], make up the S-Rank party known as the [Dungeon Busters] when they are all present. They have so much power that ya have no choice but to ept it no matter what.¡± Ichika was saying that it would probably be alright. Incidentally, the reason the inn was set up at the dungeon here was Haku-san¡¯s whim. She transferred ownership to Rokuko, a rtive that she trusted. That was the setting I asked Haku-san for in advance. It was a setting where she could drop by and visit the inn on the pretext that she wasing to see her younger sister. Most of all, Haku-san oversaw the making of this setting¡ you could even say it was more or less Haku-san¡¯s idea. After the dungeon battle, Haku-san asked, ¡°What will you do from now on?¡± I answered, ¡°Make an inn.¡± But then, ¡°Ah, then how about making Rokuko its owner¡? That way, it¡¯ll be fine to give my cooperation. You can use my name as an adventurer, but in return, do it properly alright?¡± She¡¯d given me the green light. I didn¡¯t think that far ahead though. Though I wanted a hot-spring hotel, it wouldn¡¯t have just been at the level of suspicious or out of ce if an inn just suddenly sprung up next to a dungeon. When I was wondering what to do, I got an excuse by using an A-Rank adventurer to bulldoze the problem. Or rather, Haku-san even went past my expectations as an adventurer¡ even their nickname was awesome, the [Dungeon Busters]. Did they destroy dungeons? Well, other than her own [White Labyrinth] I guess. ¡°But since Rokuko-sama is her sister, the [Dungeon Busters]¡¯ leader is a dungeon core. The irony is hrious y¡¯know.¡± Hahaha. That¡¯s right huh? Just the fact that the leader is a dungeon core is enough. Ah, Ichika still doesn¡¯t know about Haku-san¡¯s identity. Even if she¡¯s a ve, I don¡¯t think it¡¯s something to just lightly say to her though. ¡ What? It¡¯s fine yeah? It¡¯s alright like this you know? Really, I¡¯m just taking Ichika¡¯s detailedmon sense from this world and condensing it down to the finer points, I think it¡¯s fine¡? To say it myself, I think my persuasiveness is wed~. I don¡¯t need to think about being something like Haku-san¡¯s mysterious earth mage acquaintance, Narikin, right? Doesn¡¯t seem necessary¡ [1] ¡ I don¡¯t actually need to go and make a secret disguise right? Footnotes: Narikin means ¡®Upstart¡¯. Well, it both does and doesn¡¯t~Return Chapter 47 ns for Ranking Up On the third day of the inn construction¡ I decided to make into a rest day to recover my magical power. I didn¡¯t really need to recover it though. When I was chugging down the crazy number of mana potions to use [Create Golem] for the dungeon battle, I hardly felt my magical power being used making the golems. I felt like I¡¯d been working a ton recently, so I decided to take a break for my mental health. Ah, it¡¯d be great if the drill golem struck a hot spring while I¡¯m resting. There¡¯s still something to make. Even if stocking up on ingredients to eat uses DP, I shouldn¡¯t use that as an excuse to not prepare something. I¡¯ve been thinking about making a garden. Fortunately, the beet-radish field I made with the experimental golem Tester a bit ago has been turning out well. Let¡¯s add to the vegetable garden. Well, if I buy vegetable seeds with DP, I should just need to instruct the golems to construct a fence surrounding the field. Since Ichika and Meat have also been cutting down an amazing number of trees these past two days, they¡¯re also taking a break with me. When I dried the felled trees with the life magic [Dehydrate], Ichika stared with her eyes opened wide¡ but the trees cracked from drying out all at once from [Dry]. I used [Create Golem] to mend them back together though, so there was no problem. Well, when I ced down my futon in the master room, Ichika started to speak with me. ¡°¡ Come to think about it, Goshujin-sama¡¯s F-rank right? No matter how ya look at it, this is an E-Rank dungeon, and if there¡¯s magic swords it¡¯s probably even D-Rank so ya can¡¯t enter right?¡± ¡ Didn¡¯t think about that. Crap. It¡¯s not something uncool like I wasn¡¯t going to go back to it despite it being my dungeon. There¡¯s also the possibility of me getting excluded in general and being unable to return. Normally, there¡¯d even be the possibility that I¡¯d get locked out and be unable to return. Even though I haven¡¯t finished the inn somehow or another. I wonder what the quickest way to raise my rank is? The requirement to improve ranks from F-Rank to E-Rank is toplete ten or more F-Rankmissions, as well as an examination done by the guild. A practical battle exam. ¡°Setting aside the exam, for themissions¡ the only F-Rankmission I know about is the goblin subjugation one.¡± ¡°There¡¯s not just goblin subjugations though? I did boar huntin¡¯ at that rank.¡± For this reason, my job is to remove the right ears from our summoned goblins as part of subjugation proof¡ ¡ Eh, as expected I can¡¯t do something like that to ones I summoned myself. Compared to the goblins living in the wild, summoned goblins like Gobsuke even have my gratitude from saving the dungeon core. I can¡¯t do something so brutish. ¡°Have to search for wild goblins huh¡¡± ¡°If you want goblin right ears, why not just use DP?¡± ¡°Hah? Rokuko, you, that¡¯s¡ possible?¡± ¡°It should be? Are¡¯t there treasures like dragon ws?¡± Now that you mention it, there isn¡¯t any reason for there to not be. I looked through the treasure list. But, it wasn¡¯t there. As expected, it¡¯s pretty hard to call goblin ears treasures. I looked through the other pages without giving up¡ There it is. In the alchemy material list. Goblin¡¯s right ear. One for 6 DP. Five for 30 DP. Thirty copper each. It didn¡¯t exactly match up to the reward. ¡°Since we¡¯ve already finished one before¡ forty-five of them huh? 270 DP¡¡± Around two day¡¯s worth of our current DP ie. Ah, Ichika¡¯s here right now so our daily ie is 160 DP. That is to say, it went up by 60 DP per day. Going through the simple calctions, that meant she had the strength of around three bandits? As expected of a C-Rank adventurer, incredible¡! ¡°Rather, goblin right ears are alchemy materials, what are they used for¡?¡± ¡°Hmm. It doesn¡¯t really need to be the right ear, but they get scattered across fields as fertilizer. The guild was originally troubled on how to dispose of the right ears they collected from subjugationmissions, but they came up with a recipe to get rid of ¡¯em.¡± Adventurers could resubmit ears that were discarded as-is, so it looks like they had to use them somehow. There are people like that after all¡ wait, I¡¯m one of those people too for trying something like this? This is a brand new right ear, but I can¡¯t really say I did themission honestly. The original purpose of it was to root out the goblins in fields. Well, yeah, it¡¯s fine. Time is worth more than being frugal here. The only thing written on themission ticket is goblin right ears, so it isn¡¯t fraud. ¡°A trivial problem for my demon king Goshujin-sama?¡± ¡°I said I¡¯m not the demon king.¡± Then, it became a problem of where to hunt. That is, I arranged goblin spawners in the dungeon. It looked like each goblin spawner could have up to five goblins at a time. It could spawn another at any time when one died if it had mana to use. ¡ I also want to install some golem spawners in thebyrinth¡ 10,000 DP each. It¡¯s even five for one¡ golems are monsters that have magic stones, so that¡¯s fine. They¡¯re considered an ie source for adventurers too, so it might be a goodmodity. And so, five goblin spawners on the first floor, with two more in thebyrinth on the third floor with three golem spawners. Now to make the fourth and fifth underground floors¡ well, they¡¯re still not needed. I still don¡¯t even know if customers will evene to a suspicious ce like this. ¡ 20,000 DP remaining. Yeah, shouldn¡¯t I be happy there¡¯s still that much left? Losing my fortune isn¡¯t good for my mental state, even more so when I¡¯m resting. ¡°Ichika, do you know the conditions for bing D-Rank from E-Rank?¡± ¡°Certainly¡ one hundred totalmissions, as well as a guild examination. They will look at your one-on-one fighting skills. Well, it¡¯ll be an easy win for Goshujin-sama and Meat-senpai.¡± ¡ One-on-onebat¡ it¡¯d be bad if I didn¡¯t have a n. Fortunately, Ichika is a former C-Rank. If the clothes golem learns Ichika¡¯s movements in detail, it¡¯ll be a considerable power up. ¡°Ichika is skilled enough to raise her rank up to C-Rank solo huh. So that means you¡¯re pretty strong? Perhaps you¡¯re strong enough to be a knightmanding officer?¡± ¡°No waaay, though I think I¡¯, be stronger than an unskilled ce¡¯smander¡. well, going head-on against a minotaur would be hard.¡± So you can¡¯t be C-Rank without that much¡ No, saying it another way, you can only do it if you have the skill? That is, skills other than magic. A strong shing attack like [sh] or something. It¡¯d probably be good to learn that. ¡°Want to practice a bit? ¡ With Meat.¡± ¡°What about Goshujin-sama?¡± ¡°I¡¯ll be watching, it¡¯s an important role.¡± I¡¯ll make sure to watch them through Menu-san¡¯s surveince monitor so that I can record them. Having the golems practice and master the movements until they¡¯re natural is an important job. As for their one-on-one sparring partners, I just have to make a golem that¡¯s even more human like than the standard human-type golems, there¡¯s no problem. ¡°Ah, but well ya can just go through a dungeon and don¡¯t need to go through a rank up solo or anything y¡¯know? It¡¯s easier to go through ranking up with party rank and not solo rank. So long as everyone¡¯s together ya can be recognized as that rank as long as ya have a fixed party like that, that is. We could be a C-Rank party if I¡¯m in it.¡± Party rank. Feels like a system with a condition attached. Ah,e to think of it, didn¡¯t Haku-san say her party were all S-Rank yesterday? I wonder if it¡¯s a system meant for mages and support-types not good at personalbat, or maybe it¡¯s for aristocrats? If a big shot person wants to dive into a dungeon but doesn¡¯t have the rank for it, they could be considered a C-Rank party if they included a guard. Something like that. It seems the written exam also gives credit based on the party, probably for being able to bring muscle-brained warriors into dungeons. In any case, looks like we¡¯ll be able to rank up easily with Ichika, who¡¯s a former C-Rank. ¡°Well, Meat-senpai¡¯s fighting strength is better than a C-Rank¡¯s~¡ un.¡± Eh, are you pulling my leg here? ¡ I had the feeling, but okay then. Chapter 48 Onsen The fourth day of the inn¡¯s construction. We have plenty enough timber, so lets have the mock fight between Ichika and Meat. Meat and Ichika were clothed in the [Clothes Golem Version 2], the maid clothes golem. For weapons, they had a wooden dagger and wooden carving knife respectively. Just the shapes. ¡°Uooh-!? What¡¯re with these clothes, even though I¡¯m not putting in any strength there¡¯s such an incredibly power¡ heeeh, so this was the secret of Meat-senpai¡¯s strength. The mobility efficiency certainly doesn¡¯t match how it looks, I can move however I want!¡± ¡°For Goshujin-sama¡¯s sake, try out various movements.¡± My job is to spectate the mock battle¡ though I say that, the monitor I opened up from the menu is properly recording it all. If I substitute the repeated practice of those movements with having my clothes record their movements, it will fullyplete the clothes golem¡¯s movement assistance function. It¡¯s easier than going through the motions one by one myself. If it were a robot I¡¯d have to go through and program things like the angle of the feet and arms myself after all. Even if I can¡¯t do anything, it¡¯ll be fine with these two strong people. This is a really good n for the party rank. To begin with, I didn¡¯t want to be an adventurer. I just want to sleep in peace. Nevertheless, I¡¯ve been feeling that I should do more things recently. I don¡¯t get it. Alright, well! Let¡¯s rest this day away with gusto! So, I spread the bedding out on the tatami mats in my own room of the inn as the two were having their mock battle recorded outside. ¡°Kehma! We hit an underground water source! Moreover, it¡¯s warm!¡± ¡ And just when I tried to take a nap. Well, this is also good. We found a hot spring¡ ¡°Well let¡¯s make it into an onsen right away then I guess?¡± ¡°By the way, what¡¯s an onsen?¡± ¡°Something like a warm pond. It¡¯s pleasant when you get in it. It helps your blood cirction and is great for your health.¡± ¡°Eeeeh, so, it¡¯s fine for me to get in too right?¡± ¡°It¡¯s fine, but does a dungeon core that can move day and night without sleep and doesn¡¯t even need [Cleanup] even need to?¡± ¡°I¡¯m the owner, so I want to properly go and confirm how good it is!¡± Rokuko was chattering away in high spirits. It¡¯s good that she¡¯s so motivated. Work hard so that I don¡¯t need to. ¡°Ah. It might be smelly depending on the quality of the onsen.¡± ¡°Stinky!? Humans have changed, getting into smelly water deliberately¡ I wonder if [Cleanup] removes the smell?¡± ¡°¡¡± Yep, sorry. Honestly, it feels so good that you¡¯ll want to sleep when you soak in an onsen~. I¡¯m not the only one that thinks that. Though there are some people that think sulfur smells good, I just can¡¯t get ustomed to it like those formidable people. It smells like rotten eggs to me¡ ¡ Sulfur springs would probably have a negative effect on weapons. It might be tricky to lure adventurers to the inn? Well, I¡¯ll see if it¡¯s a true onsen after checking it out. * The area where the hot spring was struck was one hundred meters underground. It was found shallower than I thought. I established the onsen¡¯s water source as part of the dungeon, putting a little of the water into a bucket I made out of wood golems. (After all, onsens have to buckets. I made them with that kind of feeling.) ¡°¡ Looks transparent. It even has a pretty high temperature, and doesn¡¯t smell at all.¡± Even though I haven¡¯t given it a taste, it seems like it could be drank as is. Hmm? Hold up, didn¡¯t Ichika say she was good at poison tasting? She didn¡¯t say that she could tell by drinking it, but she might be able to tell if there is any poison from doing so. ¡°Ichika, suspend the mock battle for a moment ande here.¡± ¡°Hmm? Got it, be there soon.¡± I called Ichika, who was battling with Meat, from the window. She headed over immediately. For the time being, I looked at the hot water inside the bucket. ¡°I want to consult you about the hot water in this, is there poison in it or is it safe?¡± ¡°Hmm? Let me see.¡± Ichika took the bucket into her hands and started to suddenly began to swig down the water inside of it. ¡°Wai¡ª, Ichika, what are you doing!?¡± ¡°Puhaaah¡ª. Ah, I don¡¯t think there¡¯s any poison in it if I¡¯m still going for another two hours!¡± ¡°What¡¯ll you do if there¡¯s poison in it!?¡± ¡°Aah, don¡¯t worry don¡¯t worry, at worst I¡¯d just empty my belly. From the smell, look, and taste of it I can roughly understand¡ Kufufu, were you worryin¡¯ about me? Thanks~?¡± Ichika was smiling as though she were feeling embarrassed. ¡°¡ H-hey. I wasn¡¯t worried even a little you know? It just would have been bad if my fifty silver was poisoned and died.¡± ¡°I see, I see~. I think that if I serve ya devotedly and have good rtions with ya I might be emancipated before long~.¡± ¡°¡ Unfortunately, it¡¯s impossible for me to release you since you know about the dungeon now.¡± ¡°Even that¡¯s fine, Goshujin-sama feeds me delicious things after all. Well, I¡¯m gonna return to the mock fight~¡± Ichika waved her hand whileughing as she went outside. Two hourster, Ichika was still lively and wasn¡¯t having any troubles. Looks like there¡¯s no problems with the water. ¡ Well, I didn¡¯t think that she would suddenly drink the water. Seriously. It startled me. * I filled the onsen with the hot water. There was a ton of steam, it was still hot. I like to take long baths in hot water¡ let¡¯s try and enter it slowlyter on. Because I was able to make the onsen with this, the inn was finallypleted. Since it would be troublesome if Rokuko or I had to use [Collection] every time the hot water needed to be changed, let¡¯s just use a thirty centimeterrge drill golem to drill out the onsen¡¯s future piping. I¡¯m not worried about anything copsing, though. I still can¡¯t afford to spent DP on it, so I¡¯m still looking for a way of getting rubber to make a pump. I¡¯ll throw the water I got with [Collection] into the stone golem tank in a little while, it should be fine if I make sure to use the hot water that umted so that it doesn¡¯t cool down. If I need to I can fix it by shoving in a fireball. The DP spent on the hotel, onsen digging included, was 5000 DP. I also installed a [Water Source (1000 DP)] for the inn¡¯s water services. Mainly digging the onsen was 4000 DP¡ Huh? Wouldn¡¯t it have been cheaper to just set up the [Water Source] and heat it with something¡ no, I was able to get a natural onsen, so let¡¯s treat it as a good thing. I was able to finish it all much more cheaply than building a house with DP (200,000 DP~), so there¡¯s around 15,000 DP remaining¡ no, let¡¯s do this slowly and in detail. There is 16,390 DP remaining. The amount needed for the dungeon¡¯s fourth and fifth underground floors, as well as the amount I gave to Rokuko to use freely from before are excluded from that. Still, if I don¡¯t pay attention to our ie and expenditures¡ aaah don¡¯t wanna don¡¯t wanna! I want to hurry up and earn, sleep, and spend! ¡°Hey, Kehma. This onsen thing, how do you use it?¡± ¡°Ah, first you take off your clothes, then enter after washing yourself off.¡± ¡°¡ You take off your clothes? Having your underwear seen is embarrassing¡ aah, so that¡¯s why there¡¯s a wall that keeps people from seeing in surrounding it.¡± Rokuko nodded in admiration. ¡°No hold up, you have to take off your underwear too you know?¡± ¡°Huh?¡± ¡°You don¡¯t bring any clothes into a bath¡ that¡¯smon sense.¡± ¡°Wait a second¡ This, people don¡¯t enter alone right? Are humans thatposed?¡± ¡°¡ Right, I forgot about the difference in culture.¡± Let¡¯s ask Ichika about baths, despite it being a bitte. Please teach me, Ichika-sensei~ ¡°Hmm, there was probably a bath in the imperial capital. I think they entered it after changing into some simple clothes?¡± ¡°Washing your body is a serious matter¡ no, did they use cleanup¡!?¡± Kuh¡ª, even though I also diligently made a space to wash your body! I should have asked first¡ even though I made each and every faucet and shower (no hose wall instation type)¡ I¡¯ll just be asking for grief if I dwell on it¡ ¡°¡ No nudity?¡± ¡°Aah, umm¡ the hero used a towel in the nude when he was at the public bath, I guess? ¡ Well, that was more Hero-sama¡¯s preference, not the inn¡¯s.¡± ¡°¡ I get it, if that¡¯s the case we¡¯ll use clothing¡ We¡¯ll sell or lend the bathing wear to rmend the bath.¡± Well, for now I just wanted to get into the onsen, so it¡¯s fine. ¡°Ah, Meat-senpai and I are ves, so there¡¯d be no problem if we entered together in the nude? How ¡¯bout it?¡± ¡°¡ The women¡¯s bath and the men¡¯s baths are separated. Ah, Ichika. Please teach Rokuko and Meat on how to enter the bath, the women¡¯s bath.¡± Well, it¡¯s not like I don¡¯t want to watch. I¡¯m anxious for feet and legs though. In addition to therge public baths, I also made a [Footbath] that you¡¯re originally meant to wear clothes in. I¡¯m allowed to watch there. Fufufu. Chapter 49 Just Out of the Bath I chugged down a coffee milk (5 DP) with my hand firmly on my waist just after getting out of the bath. My clothing was obviously a yukata. I was wearing trunks as underwear though. (The yukata was one set for 10 DP. For now I bought four people¡¯s worth including mine for 40 DP, cheap.) Mmm, the hot water was great. My first bath sinceing to this world. Looks like I¡¯ll rest soundly tonight. Then, when I sat in the massage chair (chair golem), I was already dozing off. Still, the materials for this massage chair were just wood and a futon. Really inexpensive. I¡¯m sitting on the chair, getting massaged by a golem¡ adjusting [Rub] and [Drum] was pretty difficult though, so I¡¯m only able to use the vibration function for now. Viiiiiiiiiiin¡ the vibrations rushed through me in waves. This is prettyfortable. It¡¯s made to work for five minutes after putting a copper coin in it. This¡¯ll be popr and be our showpiece~¡ mmm¡ I opened my eyes when I felt something ticklish, Meat wasying a thin nket over me. Meat was also in a yukata. There was an entry to buy a version that had a hole in it for her tail with DP, as expected of this world. ¡°S-sorry¡ª, I woke you up¡¡± ¡°Faaah¡ Fuu, aah, well, it¡¯s fine. I¡¯ll be heading back to sleep¡¡± Getting down from the chair with a grand yawn, I headed towards my room attended by Meat. Hmm, maybe I should think about measures to take if a customer falls asleep in the massage chair. ¡°¡ Nnn, there¡¯s no feeling of satisfaction afterwards if there¡¯s just vibration¡ Ah, right, Meat. Do you know how to massage?¡± ¡°¡! Yes, Ichika taught me, though.¡± Oooh! When¡¯d she have the time? Meat is so studious. ¡°Well done, Meat. So then, what kind can you do?¡± ¡°Ah, t-that¡¯s, ah, I can do, a s-stepping massage¡¡± ¡°A stepping massage¡!?¡± A stepping massage. That is, a massage done by her feet. Chieflycking the strength, children would have to use all of their body weight to give a good massage. The method was simple. They stepped down with their body weight to make you feel pleasant, that¡¯s it. ¡ªYeah, they stepped down on you. With their feet. You could feel the curve of their foot as they stepped down. It was nothing but a grand prize to a foot fetishist like myself! ¡°I don¡¯t mind, rather, please do it by all means¡ª¡± ¡°Eh, y-yes, umm, then, lie face down.¡± Iid face down onto the futon. Come on! Hurry up! ¡°Ah, u-umm, I-I¡¯ll start.¡± Meat timidly put her feet onto my back. I was able able to more or less feel the temperature of Meat¡¯s feet through the thin yukata¡ Warm. She was earnestly holding back as she stepped down, but it was really ticklish¡ªcrap, I¡¯m waking up despite feeling like dozing off. It¡¯s not like her feet were bad or anything like that though. ¡°Ofuu¡ please step down a little harder, it¡¯s too ticklish.¡± ¡°Y-yes, excuse me.¡± lunO80H Oh. Compared to a moment ago, the strength she put into her feet suddenly shot up. It¡¯s much more pleasant now. The soles of her feet were pressing down on all of the spots that felt stiff and I wanted her to focus on. ¡°Even more, press your heels and toes against the stiff spots¡¡± ¡°Yes¡ª, l-like this?¡± ¡°Aah, good, that¡¯s good¡ fuoooh, feels so good¡¡± Trying to press into me with her feet, Meat stepped on me as though dancing on my back with her heels. Aah, truly a stepping massage. A stepping massage while sleeping. This is bad, I can¡¯t feel it while I¡¯m dreaming¡! ¡°Ah, it¡¯s fine to stop when I fall asleep.¡± ¡°Yes¡ Ei¡ª, yah¡ª¡± ¡°Oooh, yes, that stomping is good too~¡± My lower back was getting trampled gently by the soles of her feet. Faah, her regr rhythm was making me feel sleepy¡ not good, I¡¯ll still getting it¡ mmm¡ * When I woke up, Meat was being my hug pillow as usual. She smelled faintly sweet. ¡°¡ Ah, good morning¡¡± Meat opened her eyes as though matching mine. ¡°M-morning¡ Hmmm, that was a good sleep. It¡¯s rare that I feel this refreshed.¡± ¡°¡ If I was able to help, I¡¯m d.¡± Meat smiled slightly. ¡ I gently stroked her head. ¡°I¡¯ll be relying on you for more massages.¡± ¡°Y-yes, please leave it to me.¡± Now then, I feel full of energy and ready to go thanks to Meat¡¯s massage. What to do~. I finished the inn¡¯s construction too, so I guess today will be the dungeon¡¯s interior~. ¡°Ah, right. I¡¯ll give you a reward since the massage felt great. Is there anything that you¡¯ve been wanting?¡± ¡°Fueh!? ¡ S-something like that, u-ummm, is it alright?¡± ¡°Yeah, feel free to say whatever. It¡¯s fine so long as it¡¯s within the range of what I can do as a reward.¡± ¡°R-really?¡± ¡°What, doubting me?¡± ¡°! I-I would never¡ª¡± Meat shook her head back and forth in a panic. Maybe I poked a bit too much fun at her? I¡¯ll wait for Meat to tell me her wish. Well, I wonder what she¡¯ll say? Maybe all-you-can-eat hamburgers? Just a bit, Meat opened her mouth. ¡°Umm¡ please step on me¡ª¡± ¡°Eh¡ª¡± Eh, what did this child just say? When I heard the rest of what she had to say, it seems that the act of trampling another¡ªdespite it being for a massage¡ªis considered integral to hierarchical rtionships, and originally belongs to the person with the higher rank¡ trampling me seems to have greatly upset her mentally. (She was still able to step on Ichika without reservation because she is her junior as a ve or something.) Well, she said that she wanted me to step on her to keep her emotions bnced. Though it seems that I don¡¯t have to do it if I don¡¯t want to, it seems that she wants me to. Moreover, it seems that she wants me to step on her face if possible. And if possible, kick her flying¡ it seems. There¡¯s no way I could go that far! And so, I pardoned myself by going to the extent of patting the back of Meat¡¯s head with my foot a little. Meat raised her head, she looked pleased. * ¡°As I was saying about this morning; is that what beastkin are usually like?¡± ¡°That¡¯s right, in general.¡± Troubled by Meat¡¯smon sense, I went to consult Ichika-sensei, but it looks like that was the norm. Beastkin trouble themselves quite a lot over hierarchical rtionships, and moreover since Meat grew up as a ve she was trained to believe she was on the lowest level. It was probably natural for her. ¡°More than that physical part of it climbing on someone and stepping on them, that¡¯s just how beastkin emphasize the peckin¡¯ order. Famous proposals like [I want you to be below me] or [I want to be below you], that kinda thing.¡± Wait, a proposal? ¡°Evenmon proposals. [I want to feed you what I hunt and catch every day], or [With my fists, I will fill your belly] are pretty emotional things.¡± I can¡¯t keep up. I¡¯m not troubled by the appeals being for food. That¡¯s probably just Ichika filling in the subject with her own take. ¡°Others are like [Please brush my tail] or [You are the only one who can touch my belly] or somethin¡¯.¡± ¡°By some chance, is Ichika talking about the old days?¡± ¡°Ahahaha, nothin¡¯ like that. There was a beastkin guy that got treated as an adventurer¡¯s younger brother, I liked to tease him a bit.¡± Hey, didn¡¯t the subject switch here? ¡°Rather, doesn¡¯t it just mean Meat-senpai likes Goshujin-sama a lot? Isn¡¯t it ¡®kay?¡± ¡°Well yeah, but something like that¡¯s¡¡± Ah,e to thing of it I asked for another massage didn¡¯t I? But it really did feel good¡ yep, I¡¯ll have her do it again. I just have to step on her again as thepensation¡ Ah, is that alright? ¡ Huh, wait, isn¡¯t there the chance that Meat is a kindred spirit (foot fetishist)¡!? No, no way, hahaha¡ I¡¯ll go and prepare some hamburgers as a reward. Chapter 50 This and That Five days after returning to base (dungeon). I wonder if I should head back to Sia tomorrow or not? Though going to the human vige is pretty troublesome, I said that I¡¯d show up once per week. I made that meat skewer promise, too. Right, let¡¯s take the opportunity to do a rank up¡ as well as taking an [Ordinary Cave] investigationmission if there¡¯s one there. Well, I won¡¯t have any DP remaining when preparations areplete so it¡¯ll be plenty if I say, ¡°It¡¯s turned into something amazing.¡± I was able to finish the inn. Next is the dungeon¡¯s interior, but since I came up with an idea while I was sleeping, I¡¯ll be starting immediately. I¡¯ll be making a room to ce this dungeon¡¯s eye catcher, the [de Golem], on the third underground floor. There will be golems wandering thebyrinth equipped with [Ordinary y Swords] and [Ordinary Stone Swords]. Well, even though it¡¯s an actual de golem, it¡¯s real shape? It¡¯ll turn into a golem if it¡¯s used. It¡¯s really just a normal blunt weapon. Incidentally, I was a bit bothered by something and converted a de golem into DP. If a magic sword was worth 20,000 DP, I should have gotten at least ten percent of that with 2,000 DP. The result was¡ 10 DP. ¡ When taking into ount the iron used for the de portion and the other materials, I guess there was about 5 DP profit each? It¡¯s not a deficit, but now it¡¯s already at the point of being a side job¡ I don¡¯t get it. Guess there¡¯s still some other shoring to it. Ah, it looks like monsters summoned from the spawner won¡¯t be DP even if they are defeated without leaving the dungeon. Since it looks like their corpses will remain, I¡¯m a bit troubled at what to do with the golems¡¯ materials¡ Iron golems maybe? It¡¯s 500 DP per so one spawner is 50,000 DP huh¡ I won¡¯t have to be troubled about iron anymore if I make one of them. Oops, my train of thought wandered a bit. Well, I set up the magic sword room. To get to the room, one has to get past the first floor, escape thergebyrinth on the first and second underground floors, run up stairs before breaking through to the riddle area on the second upper floor, descend the spiral staircase and break through three floors after that, this method can¡¯t be found if one didn¡¯t search through the third underground floor. It says the route. Even so, we¡¯ll be in a pinch if adventurers make it this far. I haven¡¯t deployed a boss in the boss room on the fourth underground floor, which is currently the lowest floor, yet¡ I¡¯ve thought about making an awesome golem and cing it there, but other than looking cool it¡¯d be useless. Well, no one will actually make it to the fourth underground floor for a while. We¡¯ll avoid that with the eye catcher. In order to advertise the magic sword, I prepared a room to try out the magic sword on the second underground floor. Like sample food, or maybe more like a beta test. Though the magic sword is magnificently stuck in a pedestal in the room, there¡¯s a mechanism in the room. When you pull the magic sword from the pedestal, all of the doorways be blocked. You have to return the magic sword to the pedestal to leave the room. In other words, you can¡¯t keep the magic sword. If they can figure out another way to take it out of the room, then at that time it¡¯s fine to give it to them as a reward for showing their wisdom. If the same method is used to take it from the room another time, it¡¯ll self-destruct. Furthermore, jamming the entrances open won¡¯t work. Using pincushion traps, the passages connected to the room on all sides close up with needles, perfectly sealing the exits. My condolences to anyone who stays in the openings there when it happens, but since anyone who approaches the magic sword will also get skewered with needles when they try, well, yep, better be good at escaping I guess? Well, I tried it out with some of the dummy wood golems (non-magic stone genuine golems). It might even be a great ce to use as a training area. Fundamentally, things were still the same as when we had the dungeon battle. Re modelling this time, the riddle room was improved and afterwards was the spiral staircase. On the second underground floor, I added more trial rooms. Well, we should manage for a while with this. And so, my long day of remodeling finished. ¡°Aaah, I worked so much~¡¡± ¡°Thanks for your effort, Goshujin-sama.¡± Meat was giving me another massage. It wasn¡¯t a stepping massage though. Yeah, for some reason I thought it¡¯d be better to only do it once in a while since it would be too much paradise for me. A moderate patience is a very important thing to have going through life. If you don¡¯t endure the wait, it¡¯s somewhat harder to be satisfied. ¡°Goshujin-sama, why so modest~. Even though I¡¯d be fine with it no matter how ya wanted to use my feet.¡± ¡°I want to, but you know¡ to put it a way that Ichika will understand, if a person who has grown fat and a person who hasn¡¯t eats [Cooking Made by a Second-Rate Chef], they¡¯d respond differently. The first: ¡°This is bad. Something like this isn¡¯t food.¡± The second: ¡°Oh, this is great!¡± And he loves it, counting his good fortune. I think I¡¯d feel happier as thetter.¡± ¡°¡ Yeah. Even I think it tastes better when ya don¡¯t keep eatin¡¯ the same thing.¡± ¡°Yeah, that feeling of happiness is important. If you can¡¯t feel happiness it bes impossible to satisfy yourself, so there¡¯ll be nothing but misery from there.¡± ¡°That¡¯s right, I also feel like that. Ah, can I have a [Cheese-vored Karie Roll] today?¡± ¡ This girl doesn¡¯t have any self-restraint¡ Ichika. ¡°¡ We won¡¯t be here tomorrow and the day after right? It¡¯s fine then. I¡¯ll even enjoy the delicious meat skewers.¡± ¡°That¡¯s right but¡ªoooh, aah, there, there. Just now was great, do that again.¡± ¡°Yes, Goshujin-sama.¡± Meat¡¯s hands stimted a vital point. Uooofu, I let out a strange sound. Since Meat was skillfully making use of the gloves golem¡¯s power assistance, there was no problem even if it wasn¡¯t a stepping massage. To start with, why are my shoulders so stiff¡ well, I¡¯ve been working a lot~. Definitely, definitely~. ¡°Kehma, you¡¯re going back to that human vige again right? Bring me back some kind of souvenir.¡± ¡°¡ We can buy anything the human vige has with DP, though. Ah,e to think of it, have you used your 10,000 DP yet, Rokuko?¡± ¡°Hmmm, I haven¡¯t used it yet¡ I thought about giving gachapon a try, but I could do the 1,000 DP gachapon a few go¡¯s, or maybe I could try out the 10,000 DP gachapon once you know~¡± ¡°Did you say [Gachapon]? ¡ What¡¯s that charmin¡¯ sound? Is it somethin¡¯ hard to learn?¡± ¡ Come to think of it, Ichika told me that she built up a gambling debt in addition to her being a gourmand huh. A person like that could use up all of our DP in a single day by ying gachapon though¡ Chapter 51 A Quick Rank Up ¡°Right! The 10,000 DP gachapon is romance you know!¡± ¡°See? It¡¯s best to go out in a big bang!¡± As a result of conversing for exactly thirty seconds, how Rokuko would use the DP was decided. Oi, is that really alright? Well, I did tell her she could use it however she wanted. ¡°Here I go! I¡¯m going to use the 10,000 DP gachapon!!¡± ¡°Oi hold up! Don¡¯t do it in my room! Do it in the master room! We¡¯d get crushed if a dragon somehow appears!¡± However, Rokuko was already finished emptying her DP by the time I shouted. A magic formation unfolded with a low humming sound¡ Oi, is my room going to be safe!? The formation¡¯s bulging out to fill the room! dikfzg2 ¡°Oooh, as expected of 10,000 DP!¡± ¡°A huge thing¡¯lle out, something big¡¯smin¡¯¡!¡± I prayed that the inn (my bedroom) that I built at such great pains won¡¯t get crushed. Rokuko and Ichika were bursting with excitement. Meat stood in front of me to protect me. ¡°D~ Ra~ Gon~! D~ Ra~ Gon~!¡± ¡°A dragon!? Yay! Steak tonight!¡± ¡°You don¡¯t eat it you know!?¡± ¡°¡ It¡¯ll regrow the tail if it¡¯s just that though?¡± ¡°The fuck!?¡± And then, the magic formation finished humming and stopped rotating. It was the size of the room. ¡°Mu-mumu?¡± ¡°Oh, it¡¯s shrinking?¡± The magic formation gradually became smaller. I felt relieved and pat myself on the chest as I breathed out. It looks like the inn won¡¯t be destroyed with this. Then, it became even smaller. ¡ Yep, then even smaller than that. ¡ ¡ Yep, now it¡¯s about the size of being able to be held in your arms. ¡°Oooh~¡¡± ¡°A-a failure? Is this one a fail?¡± Rokuko and Ichika¡¯s tension visibly dropped. Meat still stood vignt in front of me. Then, the magic formation disappeared, leaving behind a palm-sized box. ¡°¡ What¡¯s this?¡± ¡°Won¡¯t know without openin¡¯ it yah? Do it Rokuko-sama, do it.¡± ¡°Y-yeah.¡± ¡°¡ An egg?¡± ¡°Make it into an omelette? It¡¯d definitely be crazy good¡¡± ¡°Not that, you know!? ¡ What is this thing. Hmm, I¡¯m sure it¡¯s something great!¡± My room is safe for now. ¡°So, what now? Did a manual or somethinge with it?¡± ¡°¡ ¡ I think we should keep it warm for now?¡± ¡°That¡¯s pretty vague¡ It took our hard-earned 10,000 DP, don¡¯t waste it okay?¡± ¡°U-un¡¡± As for what she just got, I couldn¡¯t figure out. For now we¡¯ll heat it with the hot spring¡¯s extra heat. Not so that it would be a hot-boiled egg, but more like body warmth, like an incubator. * We finished the dungeon¡¯s preparations as well. Let¡¯s hurry up and head to the human vige. I also have that meat skewer promise to fulfill. Well, I prepared a vehicle for us this time. ¡°Hey, Goshujin-sama. What¡¯s this thingy?¡± ¡°¡ A wagon golem, I guess?¡± ¡°No horses! No wheels! There¡¯s feet!¡± Right, this time I prepared a box-shaped golem that had six legs and could run along the bad roads. I used the mana potion bottles to make a windshield for the front. Well, that wasn¡¯t needed since it was automatic though. I used horse legs as reference so they are awesomely fast. ¡°Weeeell, I guess it¡¯s ¡®kay? It¡¯s quick and easy¡¡± ¡°We can even move fast inside the forest because we¡¯ll bepletely covered by a box. When it¡¯s not being used I¡¯ll put it in [Storage].¡± ¡°¡ Meat-senpai can also use [Storage] huh. I also want to leeearn it¡¡± ¡°It would be a food storage for you huh. Well it¡¯s fine if we have extra DP, but it¡¯d be bad if we don¡¯t get adventurers toe.¡± It¡¯s essential that we only get enough adventurers toe that it doesn¡¯t make us famous. Making allowances for that¡¯s difficult. Well, using the wagon golem, we were able to reach Sia in around two hours. Dismantling it into separate parts to some degree and cing it into [Storage], it took us two hours despite moving thest of the way on foot. Wonderful. We might have to be careful and take a roundabout way so as to not attract attention in the future when there¡¯s more adventurersing this way. ¡°Oh, it¡¯s been a while.¡± ¡°We¡¯re still just secluding ourselves at the mountain though.¡± Paying three copper coins to the same guard that¡¯s always there, we started by heading to the guild. The meat skewer promise will be waiting for tomorrow, for now I want to do the rank up. Though we arrived earlier than usual this time, the morning rush hour should be over. There won¡¯t be many people. The usual Receptionist-san was sitting at the counter. I say always, but she really is a hard worker. ¡°Hello. It¡¯s been a week, hasn¡¯t it. What business do you have here today?¡± ¡°Ah, first of all, please take this.¡± Saying that, I took out the forty-five goblin ears¡ they were bought with DP though. I passed them over. ¡°¡ I heard it from Ichika, but with this we should be able to rank up right?¡± ¡°Goblin ears¡ hmm, there¡¯s no problems with any of them. However, this many goblins¡ going to the mountains for a week, just how did you hunt this many goblins? Or was it a goblin colony?¡± ¡°Something like that. Since it will likely take some time, could we go through the formalities for the rank up examination?¡± ¡°¡ Please wait a moment.¡± After receiving two silver and seventy copper coins as the goblin subjugation reward, Receptionist-san moved away from the counter in order to process the rank up examination. When she came back a short whileter, she told us that we would be taking the examination today. Though it seems that it normally took several days depending on the examiner¡¯s circumstances, since we had an exclusive receptionist it looks like being able to immediately take it is one of the preferential treatments. Receptionist-san took us to the training area. Thereupon, a stern-looking Jii-san was waiting there¡ the Guild Head was waiting for us. ¡°¡ Guild Head?¡± ¡°Umu, been a while. My grandchildren.¡± In front of his forged muscles that weren¡¯t suitable at all for an elderly person, I hesitated entering the training area. ¡ I don¡¯t think I¡¯d win even with the golem¡¯s assistance. And I¡¯m definitely not your grandchild. ¡°Eh? What, what? Goshujin-sama and Meat-senpai are the Guild Head¡¯s grandchildren?¡± ¡°The story is just that because our hair is ck, there¡¯s a possibility.¡± ¡°Hahaha, so reserved. You can just call me Ojii-chan you know?¡± ¡°I¡¯ll refrain¡ So, since the Guild Head is here, that means¡¡± ¡°Yeah. I¡¯m your examiner. What, I used to be quite the adventurer in the old days.¡± Seriously¡ well, it¡¯s just the promotion to E-Rank, it¡¯s not like we have to beat the Guild Head or something. ¡°I¡¯ll produce a monster with magic, you just have to beat it.¡± ¡°¡ Make a monster with magic?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a slightly rare skill, but it¡¯s called [Create Golem]. It only makes a y golem with a magic stone though, but it¡¯s a useful opponent for examinations.¡± Ah, I know that skill well. I use it a ton. Or rather, it uses a normal magic stone, and moreover just a y golem? The magic stone¡¯s size is around that of a marble, I guess around 20-30 DP worth? ¡°It¡¯s a bit rushed, but who wants to go first?¡± ¡°Well, I¡¯m up for it, ¡®kay Goshujin-sama?¡± Ichika stepped up. ¡°Yeah. Show off the carving knife.¡± ¡°¡ªThat ¡®kay? Understood.¡± Ichika took out the carving knife magic sword golem that I made. The Guild Head took out a magic stone, cing it on to the bare soil on the ground. ¡°Done with your preparations? I¡¯m starting¡ Mass of y, change your form, abide me and be my servant, [Create Golem].¡± After the Guild Head¡¯s chant, the magic stone shined as y swelled up from the ground. Around two secondster, a normal y golem appeared¡ Pretty fast. It takes me around ten seconds each one¡ I wonder if it goes faster after you use it a lot? ¡°Then, begin!¡± ¡°Yah¡ª¡± With the Guild Head¡¯s go-ahead, Ichika¡¯s carving knife crushed the magic stone that shined in the y golem¡¯s chest. ¡°¡ ¡¡± ¡°That good?¡± The y golem wasn¡¯t moving. Rather, it looks like it was turning back into dirt. ¡°You were Ichika? Promoted to E-Rank¡¡± Oi, that¡¯s it? Chapter 52 Promoting the Dungeon ¡°¡ Next time wait until the golem moves alright? That wasn¡¯t really a test¡ I¡¯d heard that Ichika was a former C-Rank, she doesn¡¯t need to do it again though¡¡± Right~. I decided to go next. I waited until the y golem that the Guild Head made started to move before beginning. ¡°Tou¡ª¡± However, the y golem¡¯s movements were way too slow. I cut the y golem¡¯s magic stone in two. ¡°Wha¡ª!? ¡ K-Kehma-dono, passed.¡± ¡°Haaah. Alright, next up is Meat.¡± ¡°You looked cool.¡± Then, Meat confronted her y golem without taking out her sword. ¡ What is she thinking? ¡°Begin¡ª!¡± The y golem attacked Meat with its dull movements. However, Meat dodged out of the way and slipped into its bosom. Then, she separated from it¡ with the magic stone that should have been in the golem¡¯s chest in her hand. ¡°I retrieved it.¡± ¡°Y-yeah.¡± Her tail wagging back and forth, Meat held out the magic stone to me. Amazingly dog-like. I instinctively patted her head. I epted the magic stone from her and looked between the golem that turned back into dirt and the guild head. ¡°¡ Passed. Ah, I¡¯d appreciate it if you returned the magic stone though.¡± ¡°Ah, here.¡± I handed the magic stone back to him. ¡ Apparently, golems normally stop moving as soon as they lose their magic stone. My golems move just fine even without magic stones though; I wonder if there¡¯s a difference? Maybe the material near the dungeon is just suited for magic? Come to think of it, I haven¡¯t tried out [Create Golem] outside of the dungeon, huh. ¡°¡ Alright, the examination is done. With this you¡¯re all E-Rank adventurers¡ Silia, please process their rank up without dy.¡± ¡°Yes, certainly, guild head.¡± When we passed our guild cards over to Receptionist-san, she left to go and process the rank up. We stayed here with the guild head. ¡°¡ Still, cutting a golem made from y in half¡ do you have somebat experience I haven¡¯t heard about?¡± ¡°Yes, in fact¡ I went to the [Ordinary Cave]. I got this sword there.¡± I decided to take the chance to broach up the topic. If I speak directly to the guild¡¯s top person, it should go faster. ¡°That¡¯s different than what I heard. So far as I know, you were hunting a considerable number of goblins. So you got some other booty?¡± ¡°Hooh¡ do you want to hear the details?¡± Now, let¡¯s go about promoting the dungeon. * I showed him the de magic sword golem and two mana potions. This was dungeon booty that was [At the level of being fine to sell]. However, it was still rtively expensive. They were like [Grand Prizes] for small dungeons. The magic sword goes without saying, but even the mana potions were one silver each. ¡°These are¡¡± ¡°Things I picked up from the [Ordinary Cave].¡± ¡°It¡¯s definitely a dungeon, but I thought there was just one room¡¡± ¡°One room? No way, there were at least a few rooms, it even had stairs too. I got this sword there. Since there were also y golems, well, I decided to head back.¡± I passed the de golem to the guild head. ¡°¡ A normal iron sword¡ isn¡¯t it? Mu, a magic stone is embedded in it¡!? This is a magic sword!?¡± ¡°It gets sharper when you fill it with magical power.¡± ¡°I see, so you were able to cut the golem in half with this?¡± ¡°Exactly.¡± It was actually due to the clothes golem¡¯s assistance in making me stronger, but I won¡¯t say something like that. ¡°¡ Well, honestly the story doesn¡¯t start there.¡± ¡°Hooh? What do you mean?¡± ¡°¡ The A-Rank adventurer, the [White Winged Goddess]¡ I think I heard that she epted an investigation for the [Ordinary Cave], understand?¡± ¡°Haku-sama, huh¡? Surely, that¡¯s the start of it? What are the details?¡± Ah, even a big shot from the guild attaches ¡®-sama¡¯ for you huh, Haku-san. ¡°I met her in the mountains by chance. She said that the [Ordinary Cave] showed signs that it would go through a [Transition Phase]. She reported that there were [No Abnormalities] to the imperial capital, though.¡± ¡°¡ A [Transition Phase] huh! But why did she hide it? Falsifying her report? Well, A-Ranks have disclosure rights, but¡ Haku-sama is the person who requested that dungeon to begin with¡¡± ¡°And an inn was built there.¡± ¡°An inn!? W-what in the world, how did an inn¡¡± Of course it¡¯s extremely unnatural. But well, now to bruteforce it! ¡°Does there need to be some rtionship for it to appear? I was told that Haku-san¡¯s acquaintances built it, there¡¯s no point in thinking about it¡¡± ¡°¡ I don¡¯t know what that person¡¯s thinking¡ directing us to not go against the [Ordinary Cave]¡ umu, so there¡¯s not point thinking about it huh? Won¡¯t be able to figure it out that well for now I guess.¡± ¡°Yeah, well, one thing lead to another and it¡¯s decided that I¡¯m going to work at the inn¡ from now on, my base of operations will be there.¡± ¡°¡ That so? Understood.¡± Alright, bruteforcing seeded! ¡°So then, guess we¡¯ll build a Sia¡¯s adventurer guild branch office there.¡± ¡°¡ Huh?¡± ¡ A branch office? ¡°Umu, thanks for the information. You havepleted a special investigationmission.¡± ¡°Excuse me, what¡¯s this about a branch office?¡± ¡°A branch office is a branch office. If the dungeon matured, adventurers will gather there. If that¡¯s the case, it will be convenient being able to exchange goods there. There¡¯s even an inn there already right?¡± ¡°Y-yeah, well, that¡¯s right.¡± ¡°Depending on the dungeon¡¯s scale it could turn into a vige¡ I need to investigate further, maybe I¡¯ll put something out for it?¡± Did he just say a vige!? No joke, I never thought it¡¯d be that big. I can¡¯t use golems to do fieldbor if too many people gather¡! Crap, can I do agriculture inside the dungeon? It¡¯d even get harder to use special golems. Just when I thought that, Receptionist-san returned with our guild cards. It was properly updated to E-Rank, but that¡¯s not important right now. I finished with the proper farewells and left the guild. ¡°¡ Meat, Ichika, this is pretty bad.¡± ¡°The meat skewers!?¡± ¡°T-those are fine. We¡¯ll stay here for a night before leaving¡ let¡¯s go hunt rabbits for inn fees¡¡± In conclusion, we were told toe tomorrow for delicious meat skewers when handed over six rabbits. We were rewarded with seventy-two copper coins, with the inn fees being thirty-five copper. Since we got meat skewers as a reward, tonight¡¯s dinner became a meat party. Incidentally, it seems that it was treated as a designatedmission. Rewards for rabbit meatmissions were originally meant to given out by the guild to some extent. Since this time we received it right there, ourmission ticket was annotated saying that we were already paid with money and goods. It¡¯ll count aspleted whenever we turn it in. * Leaving the usual [Sleeping Songbird Pavilion], we immediately headed over to buy some delicious meat skewers from the meat skewer stall. It¡¯s a great time for it since the sun¡¯s justing up. ¡°Hoooh, I see, definitely. These meat skewers are much more delicious than yesterday¡¯s!¡± ¡°Right? I can make some more again next week as well yeah?¡± ¡°Mumumu, pleeeeeease, Goshujin-sama~?¡± ¡°No, I can¡¯t promise anything since we¡¯re going to be busy with a few things.¡± I answered her while biting into one of the meat skewers. ¡°¡ Hagu, hagu¡ª¡± ¡°Jou-chan, is it good?¡± ¡°Yes¡ Hagu¡ª¡± Meat also got one of the delicious meat skewers. Though the seasoning was definitely more in than the hamburgers¡¯, the ingredients¡¯ tastes were very powerful. It smelled very slightly like blood, that much was obvious. How do I say it, something like it being wild? Either way, it¡¯s delicious. ¡°¡ Wouldn¡¯t it be the strongest if you made hamburgers with this meat?¡± ¡°Certainly¡ I approve of Ichika¡¯s opinion.¡± ¡ Maybe I should look for the recipe or seasonings or something? Chapter 53 Investigation Commission: Heaven (Adventurer¡¯s Point of View) I, Uzoh, am an adventurer. I am a veteran C-Rank warrior. Together with mypanion, Muzoh, we¡¯vepleted manymissions. This time we¡¯ve received amission to investigate a dungeon that went through its [Transition Phase]. ¡°Wasn¡¯t it just a dungeon where nothing but goblins came out? Nothing else?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t get careless, Muzoh. Dungeons go under huge structural changes after their [Transition Phase], there might be a lot more monsters now.¡± ¡°Geez, you¡¯re such a worrywart, Uzoh¡¡± Seriously, Muzoh is beyond careless even though he¡¯s the scout. I know that¡¯s justing from Muzoh¡¯s own self-confidence though. ¡°Heeh, check it out Uzoh. There¡¯s an inn by the dungeon¡¯s entrance. They told us about it, but still.¡± ¡°We¡¯ll stop here for the night and dive into the dungeon tomorrow, sound good to you?¡± ¡°Yeah, I agree.¡± The building looked great. We went inside right away. There was a woman wearing cute ck and white clothes on the other side of the counter. The frilly cloth attracted my eyes. ¡°Thanks for yer patronage! This is the [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion]!¡± The beauty had a Pavueran ent and had features like a doll¡¯s, and¡ well endowed huh. I wonder if the ¡®doll¡¯ in [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion] is referring to her? I found myself admiring her in a daze. Recollecting myself, I asked how much it¡¯d be to stay for the night. It was fifty copper per night per person, so one silver for two people. We rented a room for two. Hmm, isn¡¯t this pretty cheap for something so deep in the mountains? It might be pretty severe for newbie adventurers, but it¡¯s a small expense for a C-Rank like me. ¡°Ah, meals¡¯re extra. Ya can use the bath however much ya want though!¡± ¡°Bath? Hooh, so this inn has a bath huh?¡± ¡°That¡¯s right~. It¡¯s a hot spring, so a ton¡¯a people can all get in. Oops, they¡¯re pretty popr in Pavuera, but¡¯re they unusual here?¡± They¡¯re unusual in Sia, but I¡¯m a C-Rank adventurer. In other viges, including Pavuera, I¡¯ve went into public bath houses. ¡°We have bath outfit lendin¡¯ services. Oops, for food we got from A-Rank to G-Rank, almost forgot about that~¡± ¡°Heeh, so there¡¯s something rare like an A-Rank thing¡¡ª!? A-a gold coin¡!?¡± ¡°That¡¯s right~, the top-ss A-Rank meal is the huge amount of one gold coin! In return it¡¯s monumentally tasty! I guarantee it! So good ya might die~?¡± A-as expected, it¡¯s out of my reach. The heck kind of thing is it¡!? ¡°Hmmm, maybe I should just get the C-Rank one¡ eh, five silver¡¡± ¡°That¡¯s right~, the C-Rank one is five silver coins. It¡¯s still really good. Do ya wanna hear the details?¡± ¡°No, I¡¯ll pass¡¡± When I looked at the price list, A-Rank was one gold, B-Rank was fifty silver, C-Rank was five silver, D-Rank was one silver, E-Rank was fifty copper, F-Rank was five copper, and G-Rank was one copper. ¡°Uzoh, I¡¯ve decided. C-Rank!¡± ¡°O-oi. That¡¯s the same as the reward from thismission! What¡¯re you doing, wouldn¡¯t that make this a deficit? I won¡¯t lend you money you know!?¡± ¡°Hahaha, we should be able to get some separate rewards from this dungeon right? It¡¯s fine then. Hey Ojou-san, what¡¯s your name? When¡¯re you done working? I¡¯m Muzoh, a C-Rank adventurer.¡± Muzoh, what kind of pick-up artist are you trying to be? Don¡¯t be so faithful to your lust, oi. ¡°Oooh~, is that so~, thank you so much for your patronage, take your time~. Ah, what about the Oniiii-san over here? I rmend getting at least the D-Rank~¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯ll take the D-Rank one. Still, a silver for it huh, expensive.¡± ¡°It¡¯s just tastes that good¡ Thanks for your patronage~¡ Ah, it¡¯s ¡®kay if you wanna enter the bath first. Want me to the bring food up to yater?¡± ¡°Yeah, please do.¡± ¡°Heeey, at least tell me your name~?¡± She pointedly ignored Muzoh as I handed her the money, receiving our meal tickets in return. It seems like we¡¯ll be able to turn them in for a meal when we go to the dining roomter. I see. Then she told us our room number and lent a key¡ Guess we¡¯ll put our luggage in our room before heading straight to the hot spring? When we opened the room with our key, the room had a shelf, cab, and beds. Though there weren¡¯t any light magic tools, there was amp¡ I wonder if the oil¡¯s sold separately? ¡ Eh, the heck¡¯s this bedding¡ cotton? I heard that there¡¯s a bath, so I was prepared for the bedding to be wooden¡ ooh, my hand sinks in! Just this alone would¡¯ve been worth the fifty copper. Yeah, now I¡¯m going to go check out the bath. There were shelves that took my key in the changing room. This was also in Pavuera¡¯s bath houses huh. Hmm, so this is the bathing wear? She definitely said we could use them freely. I took my clothes off and changed into the ones for bathing, putting my clothes away on the shelf¡ Eh, aren¡¯t these better tailored than my clothes? I kind of want to just keep wearing these. I then entered the room with the bath¡ it¡¯s really amazing. It¡¯s a splendid stone bath. Steam rose up from the hot water that filled the bath. ¡ For them to use so much water so deep in the mountains like this¡ I wonder if there¡¯s a water source nearby? Well, that¡¯s probably why there¡¯s an inn here. I couldn¡¯t wait any longer, so I used [Cleanup] on myself and entered the bath. ¡°O-ooooh¡¡± I unintentionally let out a voice¡ This is so good. It seriously is. This is definitely a selling point for the inn¡ other than me not eating yet, I¡¯m already very satisfied. * Muzoh entered at some point, it surprised me. I got out of the bath. I¡¯ll definitely get in again¡ Well, I use it as much as I want while I stay here huh. Let¡¯s do it again tomorrow morning. ¡ Hm? What¡¯s with this chair¡ is that a slot for copper coins? When I took a look at it, I saw its description written on the wall. It was apparently a massage chair. Was it a magic tool found in the dungeon? But if I fall asleep while I¡¯m still on the chair, I can¡¯tin even if someone else rolls me off of it onto the floor. ¡ One copper for five minutes huh. This massage chair¡¯s caught my eye, guess I¡¯ll give it a go. Sitting on the chair, I put a copper into it. After a low humming sensation, the chair suddenly began to vibrate. O-oooh, t-the heck¡¯s this? I haven¡¯t felt a massage like this before¡ Oooh, oooooh!? My body rxed and I felt myself loosening up, this really is, oooh¡ * ¡°Oi Uzah, wake up. Don¡¯t you know you¡¯d catch a cold sleeping there?¡± ¡°Fuoh¡ª!? O-ooh, Muzoh. Ah, looks like I fell asleep.¡± Looks like I was sleeping here pretty soundly until Muzoh woke me up. Heh, this massage chair is incredible¡ ¡°Hehe, time for some food! Used five silver on that C-Rank meal, I¡¯m starving!¡± ¡°Oh? Right, I spent a silver on that D-Rank meal huh. Wonder what the difference is¡¡± Going to the dining room as we were told, we exchanged our meal tickets for our meal. We didn¡¯t even have to wait, it was served immediately. ¡°Here it is.¡± A young brown-haired beastkin carried out our meals. She was clothed in the same outfit as that woman who was behind the counter, very cute. There were a few things served on my square tray¡ a deep brown soup and bread. And sd. This costs one silver? Well, I can already tell that it¡¯s really high quality food from the smell though. ¡°For another helping of bread, it¡¯s ten copper each. Then, after the meal, you¡¯ll get dessert.¡± ¡°Dessert? Why didn¡¯t we get it now?¡± ¡°It¡¯s cold, so it¡¯s not rmended. Do you still want it?¡± Cold? The heck kind of thing is it? Let¡¯s just go with the rmended way for the meal. ¡°Oh? What¡¯s up Uzoh? Too little?¡± ¡°No no, this is plenty enough. So that¡¯s C-Rank huh? That¡¯s a lot.¡± ¡°Yeah, mine¡¯s C-Rank, five times better than Uzoh¡¯s! Hahaha.¡± As for Muzoh¡¯s meal, it had one more dishpared to mine, a big steak. It also had two loafs of bread. I¡¯m a bit envious for that thick steak¡ huh? The color of his soup¡¯s different, it¡¯s white. ¡°And thises with dessert too eh?¡± ¡°Mine does too¡ steak, huh. Looks pretty good, what kinda meat¡¯s it?¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t this boar? ¡ Uooh¡ª!? What¡¯s with this bread, it¡¯s so soft and tasty!?¡± ¡°Rather, it¡¯s white¡ the heck, this bread¡¯s amazing¡ oops, the bread¡¯s almost gone before I¡¯ve even touched the soup.¡± I brought the soup to my mouth in a rush. ¡!? I¡¯m astonished, this taste is amazing. It tastes like meat. Rather, now that I¡¯m taking a better look at it there¡¯s meat in it. There¡¯s vegetables in it too, plenty of them. ¡°Uoh, the heck¡¯s this, rabbit? ¡ No, boar? Or maybe it¡¯s minotaur¡¡± ¡°Hahaha, minotaur huh, how would they make a profit from that with one silver coin? Besides, aren¡¯t we the only guests? ¡°Yeah¡ looks like the color of my soup¡¯s a bit different than yours¡ oi, what¡¯s yours?¡± ¡°Huh? Mmm¡!? Woah, it¡¯s thick, but feels like its weightless. What¡¯s that, milk? I think some stews use it¡ Aah, right, I ate one in the imperial capital.¡± ¡°Looks good. Give me some!¡± ¡°No way, this is mine!¡± Yeah, this ce¡¯s soup is great. Let me bolt down this sd¡!? W-what the, w-what¡¯s with this food? Even the sd¡¯s surprising. ¡ What¡¯s this dressing? It¡¯s yellowish, and white¡ oil? ¡°Oh, yer eatin¡¯. How¡¯s it, good right~? It¡¯s so tasy~. Aah, how¡¯s the [Mayonnaise] that came with the sd?¡± That girl who was sitting at the reception sat next to me¡ Uoh, she smells amazingly good¡ ¡°Wai¡ª, sit next to me!¡± ¡°Haha, endure~, I don¡¯t like insistent people~. I just felt like exinin¡¯ in my spare time. Lessee, that white soup. An-chan had it right, it¡¯s a soup called a stew that uses milk. Can¡¯t find it much around here, but it¡¯s eaten pretty often in the imperial capital.¡± Heeh, so what Mozuh said was correct huh. ¡°Then that brown stew. Surprisin¡¯ yah? It¡¯s beef stew!¡± ¡°¡ Huh? Beef, as in cattle? Eh, isn¡¯t that for celebrations!?¡± Beef, as in the thing meant for celebrations, the thing that you only get a chance to eat at celebrations when old cattle gets ughtered. There¡¯re ranches at the imperial capital, and although it looks like you can eat it at other times, it¡¯s crazy expensive. ¡°W-wait a sec. Isn¡¯t his brown stew better than my white stew then!?¡± ¡°Hahaha, it¡¯s not like that at all¡ That steak, it¡¯s beef. There aren¡¯t many guests now¡ rather, you¡¯re our first guests, so it¡¯s free as a freebie yah?¡± ¡°Woah! ¡ Uooh, th-this is beef huh¡ it¡¯s worth more than five silver¡¡± I see, so it just opened. I guess it¡¯s opening also counts as a celebration. ¡ The meat¡¯s quality is amazing. Is that special as well? ¡°A-aah, right right. Right now there¡¯s a special, it¡¯ll usually be boar meat. To make sure we¡¯re properly wee the adventurers that built this inn, we¡¯re preparin¡¯ various things to practice.¡± ¡°The adventurers that build the inn?¡± ¡°¡ All I can say is A-Rank adventurers, anythin¡¯ else¡¯s a secret~¡± A-Rank adventurers huh¡ to even kill off a cow, they¡¯re definitely being weing. I guess they¡¯re cooking the extra beef in order to practice. Still, with these spices and seasonings, even if it¡¯s boar meat instead of beef, it¡¯d still easily be worth the silver. Even the bread¡¯s great, everything¡¯s worth licking clean. ¡°Oops, guess it¡¯ll be time for dessert soon. Senpai! Bring it~!¡± ¡°Y-es¡¡± And so the beastkin from before brought us our dessert. White¡ no, yellow. It was shaped like a mound and looked mysteriously like a flower from above. There was a brown sauce drizzled over it. ¡°This is¡?¡± ¡°S¡¯called [Pudding], a dessert. Aah, this onlyes with the D-Rank meal and up, that¡¯s why I rmended it to ya¡ eat it with resolve¡ doesn¡¯t it just melt with sweetness?¡± Muzoh held it up in his spoon and gulped it down together with his saliva. The woman watched him with a huge grin. Plunging the spoon into the [Pudding], I scooped it up. It jiggled back and forth. And then¡ ¡ Today, I saw heaven. Chapter 54 Investigation Commission: Hell (Adventurer¡¯s Point of View) We reluctantly left the inn behind. ¡ Ahh, I wanted to stay another night at least. The bath was good, the food was good, even the bedding. Everything was high quality. One silver and fifty copper including meal fees, beyond cheap! Ahh, I¡¯ll stay another night before turning in themission, thene back for another afterwards. When we entered the dungeon, the first room was filled with pitfall traps. If it weren¡¯t for Muzoh¡¯s skill, [Sense Danger], we would¡¯ve fell into the pitfalls just like that. ¡°Grah, dammit, I at least wanted to hear her name¡ I¡¯ll get her to tell me when we get back for another night.¡± Muzoh was being very devoted to that receptionist girl. Well, she was a beauty after all. I feel like this happened before¡ ah. ¡°Ah¡ Muzoh, it¡¯s a bitte for this, but¡. I know her name.¡± ¡°What!? What the, when did you get on such good terms with her!?¡± ¡°It¡¯s Sorin.¡± I recalled my bitter memories concerning Sorin. ¡ Aah, she really was stripped of all she had by that hand of cards¡ She was awfully strong with her sake, her stomach was a bottomless pit. Just how many adventurers did she trick into emptying their wallets as they treated her? In addition, though she didn¡¯t have many skills to speak of her strength was above a C-Rank¡¯s. ¡°Sorin? ¡ Wait, Sorin the [Demonic Gourmand]!? T-that¡¯s her!?¡± ¡°I heard a rumor that she¡¯d fallen into very, but why¡¯s she at a ce like this¡¡± ¡°Eh¡ª, she¡¯s a ve? I didn¡¯t notice at all¡¡± She had a cor on, oi¡ It was pretty hard to notice with her outfit though. Hmm, other than his attention darting towards women, it really is safe with him as the scout. ¡ Particrly today¡¯s dungeon investigation, he¡¯s excellent if it isn¡¯t rted to women¡ probably. ¡°Still, there¡¯s just goblins appearing, eh Uzoh?¡± ¡°I wonder if that¡¯s since it was a dungeon where just goblins came out to start with¡ That aside, there¡¯s a ton of traps huh. They¡¯re even all deadly.¡± ¡°Almost became a pincushion to those pitfalls huh. Close call.¡± ¡°Seriously, pay attention!¡± While collecting the right ears of goblins we killed, we advanced quickly. Oh, a box. ¡°Muzoh, there¡¯s a box here. Check it out.¡± ¡°There¡¯s¡ no traps. Alright alright, treasure-cha~n¡ªoooh, it¡¯s a mana potion!¡± ¡°Nice! That¡¯s a silver coin.¡± We continued on in a good mood. Muzoh had to use his [Little Heal] a few times, so he probably had a bit of a heavier responsibility than most adventurers. And then we came to some stairs. ¡°That magic sword we were told about was probably gotten after this yeah, Uzoh?¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯m looking forward to it, Muzoh¡ Brace yourself.¡± Golems appeared on the second floor. But they weren¡¯t a match for us either. ¡°¡ª[sh]!¡± My iron sword sliced right through the y golems¡¯ bodies. If they¡¯re just on this level, I can defeat them even if I don¡¯t purposely aim to break the magic stone. As for how to defeat golems, there were three main ways. The first is to break its magic stone. Magic stones are the heart of a golem. It¡¯s somewhere inside its body, sometimes inside of it. If you destroy it, the golem will stop moving. The second way is to attack it with with offensive magic skills. Golems are basically dolls that move by way of magical power, so it¡¯s weak to its magical power being disturbed by offensive magic. Well, I don¡¯t have any way to attack with magic though. The third way was to just give itrge amounts of damage, that¡¯s it. The magical power that dwelled in the golem would disperse, it¡¯s that kind of this¡ well, it¡¯s probably the same thing more or less. When you attack the golem a few times with something that exceeds its defenses, it¡¯ll abruptly weaken and give you an opening, if you attack it right then¡ª ¡°Another one down.¡± When I cut the golem in half, it returned to being dirt. Muzoh then collected the unharmed magic stone. ¡°Nice job, Uzoh. We can get magic stones because of that, pretty good.¡± We could collect magic stones from golems that had them on their surface, but we ignored them for golems that had them on the inside since it would take too long. We didn¡¯t have enough extra room to do that with just us two anyway. Then we found a small room while searching through thebyrinth. ¡°Hmm? The heck¡¯s this. This path looks different from the others¡ ah, a [Safety Zone]!¡± ¡°Oh, I see. Let¡¯s take a bit of a break. ¡ªOi, there¡¯s a sword, hey! Muzoh!¡± ¡°It¡¯s stuck in the pedestal huh. Doesn¡¯t look like there¡¯s any traps, let¡¯s try approaching.¡± While Muzoh watched our surroundings, we walked into the room. [Safety Zones] didn¡¯t have traps to begin with though. Monsters wouldn¡¯t even go into it. ¡ Then, we got close to the pedestal. ¡°Hm? Just now, did you hear anything from that passage? Muzoh.¡± ¡°Eh, not really. Want me to take a look?¡± ¡°Might be dangerous if you just head back unprepared. Let¡¯s check out this sword first¡ Oi, there¡¯s a magic stone in it! It¡¯s a magic sword!¡± I shouted out instinctively. My dream is to have a magic sword, but why¡¯s there one on such a shallow floor? ¡°Heeh, it¡¯s nice. Could I use it too?¡± ¡°We found this one pretty quick, so if we find another one it¡¯ll be Muzoh¡¯s.¡± ¡°I didn¡¯t find any traps. It¡¯ll be fine even if you pull it out¡ hmm? Crap wait! Don¡¯t pull it out!¡± ¡°Eh?¡± Looks like Muzoh¡¯s [Sense Danger] sensed a trap. However, he was too slow. In my excitement, I already pulled out the sword. Crash! The sound of something hard grinding against something else resounded from the passage. ¡ When I took a look, the passage had been entirely blocked with needles that were thicker than a sword. It was like being inside a beast¡¯s mouth. ¡°Oi, you said¡¡± ¡°¡ Sorry, the reaction was dyed since there weren¡¯t any traps targeting us directly¡¡± We got shut in¡.!? * How much time¡¯s passed? Muzoh said that this trap isn¡¯t dangerous itself and should withdraw in time, and I agree with him. We decided to take a rest in this room we called a safety zone in the meantime. Seriously though, this magic sword feels amazing. Despite us taking a break, I found myself passing the time by using it before I realized it. ¡ Fufufu, this is the start of the Magic Sword Samurai Uzoh¡¯s big break! ¡°Really, you were beyond careless even though I didn¡¯t find any traps in the safety zone, Uzoh.¡± ¡°But it¡¯s a magic sword, a magic sword! The iron sword I¡¯ve been using up to now wasn¡¯t that bad, bute on, I tried it out on that wooden doll over there and it¡¯s incredibly sharp!¡± ¡°Aaah~, yeah yeah¡ Hey, let me try it out for a bit. I really want to see how good it is.¡± ¡°Sure, there¡¯s another doll left.¡± I passed Muzoh the magic sword. ¡°Heeh, it¡¯s amazing. It gets super sharp when I put magical power into it. As expected of a magic sword.¡± ¡°Right!? For us to find a magic sword this good at such a shallow floor, we were lucky.¡± ¡°We¡¯re blocked in now though.¡± ¡°¡ Don¡¯t say that¡¡± Weughed together, cracking jokes at each other. With feelings like that, we were able to pass our timefortably. Until the second day. * We were still confined by the third day. Though I can make water with [Water], we¡¯re slowly running out of food. ¡°¡ Why the heck hasn¡¯t it opened yet?¡± ¡°Hmm, yeah. I thought that we might be able to break out ourselves, but it¡¯s no use with these needles. We can¡¯t get out.¡± ¡°Perhaps it¡¯s from pulling out the magic sword, is there a switch there?¡± ¡°I tried putting my sword in it, but it didn¡¯t work¡¡± ¡°¡ Then should we destroy it?¡± ¡°Doubtful. You, can we cut the needles? They¡¯re iron.¡± ¡°¡ How about using [sh] with the magic sword?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know if it¡¯d break.¡± I don¡¯t want to, but I¡¯ll give it a shot when the timees. For now, Muzoh and I continued to look around the room. * The fifth day of being confined. ¡°It¡¯s no use¡ I can¡¯t find any way to get out, we¡¯re almost out of food too.¡± ¡°Hey Muzoh, I wonder if anyone¡¯de to rescue us¡¡± ¡°¡ I don¡¯t feel like dying. I wonder if that¡¯s why they sent us? Huh¡¡± ¡°Yeah, maybe¡¡± For instance, they sent C-Rank adventurers in to the dungeon. If they didn¡¯t return, they would guess it¡¯s hard and set the ce¡¯s ranking to at least that. In other words, the investigation included the possibility of us dying. Of course, we understood that when we epted themission. ¡°¡ Dammit, if I knew this¡¯d be how it ended I would¡¯ve got that C-Rank meal too¡¡± ¡°Oi cut it out, stupid Uzoh, I¡¯m hungry! Aahe on, shit, now I¡¯m remembering that meal¡ Shiiit, if I make it through this I¡¯m going to get that A-Rank meal even if I have to sell everything I have!¡± ¡°¡ Well, guess it¡¯s time to try it huh. Time to use [sh] on the needles with the magic sword¡ This magic sword is valuable, but notpared to my life.¡± ¡°You sure? The magic sword might break ya know?¡± ¡°Want to shut up and die then? This isn¡¯t something to joke about¡¡± I brandished the magic sword, filling it with magical power. When there was plenty in it, I attacked with all I had. ¡°¡ Haaaaaah, [sh]!¡± Giriri! With an echoing metallic sound, it shaved off a bit of the needle¡ if it¡¯s like this, I can do it! ¡°Uzoh! Again!¡± ¡°Yeaaah! ¡ [sh]!!¡± Giririririri! There was an even louder metallic ringing, the sound of metal striking metal. Some more of the needle was scraped off. Again! ¡°Now, I¡¯ming¡ [sh]¡ª!!¡± Giriririririririri! Like death throes, the needle rang out as it broke¡ I did it, it broke! ¡°Uzoh! Booyah!¡± ¡°Yeah¡ª! ¡¡ª!¡± However, I couldn¡¯t move anymore. ¡ The needle wall was destroyed. But at the other end, there was another. It was the same kind of needle wall¡ ¡°I-it¡¯s all right, you just need to break through it, one more time.¡± ¡°¡ Hey, oi, it¡¯s no good.¡± ¡°What¡¯re you saying, Muzoh? Don¡¯t you want to get out?¡± ¡°I want to¡ But¡ the magic sword¡¯s at its limit. It can¡¯t be used anymore¡¡± Eh? I looked at the magic sword. In exchange for forcibly cutting through the iron needles, the de was cracked. The heck, this¡ is a magic sword right? It shouldn¡¯t break from something like this¡ ¡°Moreover, look. The needles are just restoring themselves¡ if we go any farther, we¡¯ll just get skewered.¡± ¡°Dammit¡¡± I went back unwillingly. A dungeon¡¯s walls and traps restore themselves over time. That was the part that wasn¡¯t really like being confined in the mouth of a beast. Even though this rare magic sword was sacrificed¡ In the end, today just resulted in cracking the magic sword. * It¡¯s the eighth day¡ I think. In this enclosed space with no sun, it¡¯s hard to tell time. And we were out of food. We nned to be gone two or three days at the most to start with. Maybe I should say we were lucky to bring this much? ¡ Well, we¡¯re still blocked in by the needle wall. We¡¯re helpless. Our interactions with each other were getting more and more violent. ¡°This all happened because Uzoh just had to pull out the magic sword on his own¡ even though I said don¡¯t.¡± ¡°Muzoh said it was fine to pull out the sword, so I took it. Changing your mind so soon after, what you did was worse.¡± Things like that. It wasn¡¯t just things that had to do with the sword. Ourints right now were things like being stinky, wanting to strangle each other to stop the snoring, or talking just to insult and me each other. Even so, we wouldn¡¯t actually kill each other. We¡¯re still brothers connected by strong bonds. Perhaps if we were partied with someone else, we might kill them or fight for food or something. ¡°¡ Enough already, let¡¯s leave it at that. Sorry for insulting you, Muzoh.¡± ¡°Huh? ¡ Well it¡¯s fine, but what¡¯s gotten into you Uzoh?¡± ¡°If we don¡¯t do anything and just stay locked in here, aren¡¯t we just waiting to fight each other?¡± ¡°¡ If it¡¯se to that, there¡¯s no point ming each other. It was my bad too, well, as usual.¡± ¡°Aaah, the dungeon this time is pretty hard, so that¡¯s why. Yeah? Uzoh.¡± ¡ I wonder if we could eat the goblin ears. No, they¡¯ve probably already rotted¡ I closed my eyes to rest in order to suppress my energy use. Chapter 55 First Customers With the dungeon redecorated, our operation here is bing more and more genuine. Though saying that might be me being enthusiastic, since adventurers won¡¯t immediately rush in. By the way, this inn¡¯s name is [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion]. That way even if they see golems cultivating fields, I¡¯ll be able to stick with the story: ¡°It¡¯s been that kind of inn since the start.¡± The [Setting] established that the owner, Rokuko, uses golems. ¡ In reality Rokuko was listening to orders, and it won¡¯t be a lie if she learns [Create Golem] with our surplus DP. It¡¯d probably be fine even if we made a crest-like notice that shouted something like: ¡°We use golems at our inn~!¡± ¡°Still, this leisure time though¡¡± Ichika wasining behind the counter, but it couldn¡¯t be helped that there weren¡¯t any guests. ¡ Hmm? Wait,e to think of it, there isn¡¯t really a need for someone to sit at the counter the whole time right? Since Rokuko will know if someonees into the dungeon¡¯s range, it¡¯s fine if she justes when that happens¡ Ah, but maybe that¡¯d be no good after all if I¡¯m sleeping. ¡ªOh, soon as I thought that, our first customers showed up. A pair of men. I decided to close myself up into my room and observe them through the monitor. ¡ So they ordered C-Rank and D-Rank meals huh. The C-Rank one is [Steak Set (10 DP)] and the D-Rank one is [Beef Stew Set (6 DP)]. By the way, their vors are about that of an average family restaurant¡¯s. If I consider 1 DP to be a hundred yen, well it¡¯s probably reasonable. Well, honestly, selling them for five silver and one silver is pretty expensive. Since if I converted the silver into yen it¡¯d be fifty thousand yen and ten thousand yen you know? Ichika said it would be fine even if it was more expensive though. Ah, that¡¯s why I added pudding to D-Rank and above. They were sold in sets of three like from the supermarket, [3-Piece Pudding (1 DP)]. Even the stic material used as its container is valuable, they¡¯re excellent materials to recycle as materials for golems¡ Ah, when just two get ordered, wouldn¡¯t there be one left over? Wha¡ª, Ichika, surely you aren¡¯t aiming for it¡!? * Well, apart from their meal, hot spring trip and the thing with the massage chair, it appeared that they were very satisfied with the futons. After taking a morning bath, they slowly headed into the dungeon as adventurers. ¡°Goshujin-sama~. As expected, it¡¯s no good if the beef isn¡¯t cooked with lots¡¯a spices or the quality goes down huh?¡± ¡ It definitely can¡¯t be helped after seeing their reaction. Meanwhile, she ate the pudding in those few seconds. She¡¯s swooning with an unpleasant smile. I wonder if D-Rank¡¯s should be [Ginger-Grilled Pork Special (5 DP)] next time. It¡¯s probably fine to keep E-Rank and below having [Side Bread] and [Buttered Bread]. Still, I can get three of [This ce¡¯s General Bread], which is hard and ck, for 1 DP¡ Since the [Buttered Bread] is 1 DP for a sack of six of them, the ck bread is more expensive. I don¡¯t get it. ¡°Looks like they epted a dungeon investigationmission in Sia. They¡¯re C-Rank adventurers, the Uzoh Muzoh brothers.¡± ¡°They¡¯re adventurer brothers?¡± ¡°Nah, they aren¡¯t tied by blood y¡¯know? They¡¯re just from the same vige.¡± Alright, let¡¯s just forget about what ¡°brothers¡± is meant to mean. So two customers like that stayed the night, we earned eight silver and one copper, and earned 125 DP. Since one silver was 10 DP when converted, even setting aside meals our earnings were 188 DP. Still, for us to get 120 DP from those strong adventurers staying a night huh. I was surprised, but although they were at the same level as Ichika, it seems they were less skilled than her. I wonder why. When I looked at the red circles that showed intruders on the map, I was able to see how much DP they would individually give me each day. I don¡¯t know when it started being able to do that but it seems its functions have increased¡ Come to think of it, I¡¯m able to roughly see how much DP I¡¯m obtaining from each area. I wonder if it¡¯s requirement was building an inn? Checking it out, Uzoh was [61 DP] and Muzoh was [59 DP]. The twobined were 5 DP per hour. But still, that would be the case if it was aplete day. One night is between six in the evening and eight in the morning, fourteen hours in all. It should¡¯ve been just 70 DP. There¡¯s a huge 55 DP difference there between that and what we got. Well, I decided to watch them on the map for a bit. They were at the remains of the prison left by the bandits from a while back, only the bars remained. As soon as Uzoh entered the jail, the daily DP ie from him increased to [183 DP]. ¡ It looks like the amount of DP ie increases depending on ce and condition. At the very least, let¡¯s verify [Threefold DP in the Prison]ter. If Ichika¡¯s [65 DP] turns into [195 DP]¡ yep, Uzoh-kun and Muzoh-kun have brought me some great information. For that, let¡¯s splurge and give them a [Mana Potion (150 DP)]. Ah, by the way, Meat is [10 DP] per day, with Rokuko and I being [0 DP]. Well that¡¯s because we¡¯re dungeon master and core huh¡ Meat, did you grow up? Or maybe recover? You were staring death in the face before after all¡ That aside, our ie from the dungeon¡¯s earth vein now is just 90 DP? Oops, I shouldn¡¯t think of that as small¡ do your best, earth vein. And then the Uzoh Muzoh brothers descended to the first underground floor while trampling their way through goblins. ¡ Despite the traps being perfectly set at the start, they were making their way through unexpectedly safely. Maybe I should make them a bit harder? Combat versus golems began on the underground floors. They encountered y golems that were summoned from spawners and roaming around a few times. Those guys didn¡¯t even have a simple sword, so they weren¡¯t actually that strong since you just needed to hit them enough times. They were defeated pretty easily. ¡°¡ Incidentally, Golems die when they¡¯re cut in two right?¡± ¡°Askin¡¯ now even though Goshujin-sama already has a habit of usin¡¯ golems huh. Ya see, golems can¡¯t move if their magical power drains outa their body. Well, rather than dyin¡¯ it¡¯s more like they just can¡¯t move? Somethin¡¯ like that. The usual way to go about takin¡¯em out is to hit ¡¯em really hard or mess ¡¯em up with magic. Ah, their weak point is havin¡¯ their magic stone taken out, like heart failure.¡± And so, Ichika taught me about the golems¡¯ weak points. To tell the truth, I didn¡¯t understand them that well since there was no information about them other than how to [Make a Golem] inside of [Create Golem]. I guess making irregr golems was beyond that scroll¡¯s scope to begin with. Impacts, magic, and the magic stone huh. I wonder if golems are unexpectedly weak? A y golem is a third the cost of a lizardman (150 DP) after all¡ Ooh, it might be a good idea to dress them in armor. An armor golem on a golem¡ ah, the heck, I just pictured an armored-type haniwa thing¡ y-yeah, I just thought of something strange. For the boss golem design, let¡¯s use a haniwa as a base. The meaning behind them is to protect peaceful sleep you know? Isn¡¯t that perfect? [1] When I looked back at Uzoh and Muzoh, they¡¯d entered the [Test Room]. Uzoh pulled out the magic sword de golem from the pedestal. Oh. The amount of DP I get from them doubled as soon as the doorway closed¡ It doubled because they¡¯re closed in, I guess? Maybe it¡¯d be a good idea to also given them a key for them to use and call the ce a training area¡ no, if something like them sleeping in the hotel with the doors closed counted, their DP would¡¯ve doubled then as well huh. I mean, what¡¯s causing it? I didn¡¯t think I¡¯d need to solve a DP ie riddle so suddenly! However, looking at him bubbling over with happiness over holding a magic sword, he seems very pleased. ¡ Maybe I should¡ no way, there¡¯s no way I could¡ I definitely shouldn¡¯t. * Three days after the pair dove into the dungeon. In the meantime, although there were zero guests staying at the inn, we were getting 240 DP daily from the adventurers inside the dungeon (the Uzoh Muzoh brothers). Adding up Ichika and Meat, as well as the dungeon¡¯s basic ie and so on, we were getting a total of 400 DP per day. Even if I did nothing else, my daily wage would be forty thousand yen. Thirty times that for monthly sry, a crazy one million two hundred thousand yen. Silly ie for a single person. ¡°¡ But why don¡¯t those guys leave the test room?¡± ¡°They¡¯re probably pleased with its coziness! As expected of my dungeon~¡± Even though they could leave as soon as they stab the magic sword back into the pedestal¡ it doesn¡¯t look like they¡¯re going to leave at all. Why the heck do they want to stay inside so bad¡ When I checked, they strolled around the room and beat the walls. Oh¡ª, he put a normal sword into the pedestal. Unfortunate, but wrong. Won¡¯t work. ¡°¡ Wait, perhaps they don¡¯t know how to leave¡?¡± ¡°Oooh, now that you mention it they did seem like idiots~¡± ¡°I wouldn¡¯t want to be called that by Rokuko.¡± I wonder if he was unconsciously avoiding the right answer and just didn¡¯t want to part with the magic sword? ¡ Now I¡¯m recalling a story about an ape that tried to take some bait out of a hole with its hand but couldn¡¯t. ¡°¡ Well, let¡¯s just watch for a bit more. They¡¯ll leave sooner orter¡ the DP is great even if they don¡¯t leave.¡± ¡°Yeah. Wouldn¡¯t it be fine for us to just leave them in there?¡± Above all, it¡¯s double DP when confined with a key and three times as much when imprisoned. I learned that it would increase by the huge factor of sixfold when imprisoned with Ichika¡¯s cooperation. However, it seems she was slowly tiring out when confined in the prison. I wonder if it¡¯s due to having DP wrung out of her? ¡ For now, so long as we¡¯re sure that doors are properly locked when people sleep, our ie will increase. * Day five. When staying a full ten days, we obtain the same amount of DP as though they were killed. In other words, with Uzoh and Muzoh¡¯s doubled amount of ie for us, we¡¯re now earning more DP than if we had just killed them on day one. Isn¡¯t it fine for the Uzoh Muzoh brothers to just keep staying with us? It¡¯d be great DP if we just fed them and kept them as pets¡ By the way, it seems there are human farms in some of the high-ranking dungeons. It was a technique of literally treating humans as livestock for cultivating DP¡ If it leaked out to humans, it¡¯d instantly be the case of destroying the dungeon core on sight. We can¡¯t possibly do that with a small scale dungeon like ours¡ To keep it a secret we¡¯d have to make deeper floors¡ no, the risk is too big. There¡¯s no way I could sleep peacefully with so much danger. Rejected, rejected. Well, since were still weren¡¯t getting any other guests, I stayed lying down while watching Uzoh and Muzoh¡¯s actions. It looks like they were tired of waiting and tried to destroy the needles that were blocking the entrance. ¡°¡ That¡¯s a shame! Attacking a dungeon object with the de golem is like attacking with a normal [Iron Sword]!¡± ¡°Who was that exnation for?¡± Ah, usually there would be a monster opponent for them to fully savor its sharpness though. The boss? It¡¯s different from the boss. I¡¯m nning on giving it the ability to disempower my dungeon¡¯s magic swords. I haven¡¯t made it yet though. Well, they failed as I figured¡ is what I expected, but they broke one of the needles blocking them in. Looks like they gave up because two more came back though. For them to try using the magic sword on the test room¡¯s blockade¡ I made the walls and floor considerably strong so that they won¡¯t be destroyed. In other words, I used the mysterious dungeon power of making a [Puzzle Room that¡¯s Possible to Escape] by putting the key to escape inside. ¡ Eh, what? The magic sword¡ broke? Footnotes: Haniwa are basically ¡®sleeping charms¡¯. Here¡¯s an image of one. Return Chapter 56 Commission from the Guild ¡°¡ For now, want me to fix the needle trap? It¡¯s just a little DP.¡± ¡°Yeah, please.¡± I left Rokuko to repair the trap as I immersed myself in my thoughts. ¡ It probably broke during that first attack. When the de golem broke, it went from being the important [Room Key] into a [Normal Iron Sword]. Then the mysterious dungeon power that made the needle traps strengthen dropped drastically because of them losing the ability to escape. They turned into [Objects that can be Destroyed], I guess. Then they tried to forcibly break the iron needles with an iron sword, so the sword also cracked. That¡¯s probably what happened. ¡°¡ I get the gist of it, but figuring this out is going to be annoying¡¡± ¡°Mmm, what is?¡± ¡°Well, the de golem is our featured product, but can it be used as a magic sword? Its performance seems questionable.¡± If I think about this carefully and look at it from another direction, defending against attacks using a de golem is the same thing as [Attacking] a golem in sword form. So if the golem is injured, after that there¡¯d be no difference between it and an ordinary [Iron Sword]. Even in the middle ofbat. ¡ The de golem¡¯s weakness that¡¯s been on my mind for a while now was this, huh? Although it¡¯s fine in my case because I can mend them, Meat and Ichika can¡¯t. And since they¡¯re serving as the vanguards inbat, their de golems have a high chance of breaking. ¡ Looks like I¡¯ll need to improve them somehow. Let¡¯s think on it. Ah, even if Uzoh and Muzoh put the magic sword they broke back into the pedestal, they won¡¯t be able to manually release the blockade. * The next day, Uzoh and Muzoh still weren¡¯t able to escape the test room. Their DP is delicious. Then I saw someone appear on the map. Wonder if it¡¯s a new guest? ¡°Owneeer! There¡¯s a new gueeest~¡± ¡°Hmm? Isn¡¯t she calling for Rokuko¡?¡± ¡°Eh¡ª, ah, r-right, I¡¯m the owner! ¡ S-see y-youter!¡± ¡°Wait, you¡¯re going to go like that? ¡ Haah, can¡¯t be helped.¡± She was obviously overanxious so I decided to follow her. Or maybe I should say that I temporarily revived my absolutemand over Rokuko. [Calm down.][Smile next to me.][Nod if I say: ¡°What now, Owner?¡±][Shake your head if I say: ¡°What do we do, Owner?¡±][If it¡¯s anything else just nod and agree to the conversation.] I gave her those orders. ¡ It was to help cover up her anxiety, it couldn¡¯t be helped. I forced her to calm down despite having such a short amount time. After all, the order authority is too strong. When we went and saw Ichika who called us, the usual Receptionist-san from the guild was there¡ with a gargantuan rucksack on her back. I wonder if something¡¯s starting? Is she actually a pretty powerful person? She¡¯s carrying that like it¡¯s nothing. ¡ Her daily DP ie is [80 DP], oi. The heck is this incredible person. Maybe she really is a big shot? ¡°This is the first time we¡¯ve met, Owner-sama¡ Why is Kehma-sama here?¡± ¡°Well, I¡¯m employed here. Please think of me as something simr to a secretary for now.¡± ¡°I see¡ I¡¯d like to talk with Owner-sama for a moment.¡± ¡°What now, Owner?¡± Rokuko nodded her head asmanded. Good, her movements are fine. Well, here¡¯s Receptionist-san¡¯s story summed up: ¨C She was dispatched to make a guild branch office! The inn¡¯s front area was vacant, she would build it there! ¨C She had a tent but would rent things like the toilet for a while! Food too! ¨C Ah, the guild would pay money! It¡¯s the same amount as staying normally so it¡¯s fine! Well, that was a bit frank but that¡¯s how it was. It wasn¡¯t a problem for her to stay at the inn at all. If there was a problem it¡¯d be that the branch office would be set up between the inn¡¯s front and the cave entrance, but I don¡¯t really have a way to refuse either¡ I still don¡¯t have anything using thend after all. ¡°Above all I¡¯d like to receive your cooperation¡ By the way, how much is the cost of staying here?¡± ¡°¡ Fifty copper per night, meals are between a copper and a gold. Right now there isn¡¯t a discount for staying a long time though. What do we do, Owner? ¡ Ah, it¡¯s no use huh. We still haven¡¯t figured out the pricing for that yet.¡± Let¡¯s stick with the stance that you can only get that as a special thing. ¡°One gold coin is it? What kind of meal is it?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a meal suitable for receiving an A-Rank adventurer as a guest. Ah, the details are shown on the price listings here.¡± ¡°¡ One copper coin for a G-Rank meal?¡± ¡°Since you usually need at least E-Rank toe to a normal dungeon, it¡¯s assumed to be used for ves. It¡¯s just ck bread¡ One above that is F-Rank for beginners, it¡¯s two loafs of white bread. E-Rank¡¯s is a bit of a novelty bread, an original of this inn. It¡¯s a daily special though¡ As for D-Rank, it¡¯s for adventurers who can earn a bit, white bread apanied with a side dish. It evenes with dessert.¡± I pointed to them as I exined so that she could see the prices¡ I wonder if exining C-Rank is unnecessary? Receptionist-san closed her eyes for a moment before responding. ¡°Then I¡¯d like to ask for an E-Rank meal.¡± ¡°Alright. Feel free to let us know if you change your mind at any point.¡± ¡°Fifty copper coins¡ it¡¯s a considerable price.¡± ¡°It¡¯s due to the cost of shipping into the mountains¡ right, Owner?¡± ¡°Yeah.¡± ¡°¡ Well, that can¡¯t be helped. Roads don¡¯te this deep into the mountains after all.¡± Alright, so one silver coin a day. ¡°Right, the guild wanted to give a nominatedmission to Kehma-sama, would you like to hear about it?¡± ¡°Hmm, I¡¯m employed here right now though¡ what now, Owner?¡± Let¡¯s hear about it for now. ¡°The other day, the guild put out amission for this dungeon¡ to find a new name for the [Ordinary Cave], it put out an investigationmission for it¡ The adventurers haven¡¯t returned.¡± Ah, Uzoh and Muzoh huh. They¡¯re sleeping in the test room right now you know? ¡°C-Rank adventurers are assumed to be ustomed to capturing dungeons and knowing when it¡¯s time to quit¡ so when they aren¡¯t able to return, the guild assumes the dungeon has a considerably high difficulty.¡± ¡°¡ Hmm, and so?¡± ¡°Even though Kehma-sama has experience in investigating this dungeon and returning alive we can¡¯t issue an investigationmission to you¡ So, if those adventurers who haven¡¯t returned are still alive, we would like you to rescue them¡ Well, the possibility of them still being alive is low though.¡± They¡¯re definitely still living you know!? Ah, I can¡¯t just go and say that right now. ¡°If you ept thismission¡ we will recognize you as a C-Rank adventurer to capture the [Ordinary Cave]. The Guild Head approved it.¡± ¡°Hoh, so only if I ept it, huh?¡± It¡¯d certainly be reckless for E-Ranks to enter if even C-Ranks were unable to make it back. So I guess it¡¯s fine for them to recognize me as C-Rank with the condition of me being able to return alive? I don¡¯t have a reason to not ept it¡ Rather, we¡¯re E-Rank if we don¡¯t ept it, so there¡¯s no way I wouldn¡¯t. ¡°¡ The reward?¡± ¡°Investigationmissions are five silver coins, with additional rewards for useful information. As for things obtained in the dungeon, we don¡¯t mind what is done with them but would like to be shown them for a moment. In the case you are able to sessfully rescue them, there will be an additional five silver coins reward from the guild. Please discuss the reward with those concerned.¡± There¡¯s no way I wouldn¡¯t ept it, but it looks like I can expect a pretty good reward. Uzoh and Muzoh are still alive too. I don¡¯t want the dungeon to be considered very difficult or nothing but strong adventurers wille here¡ besides, it¡¯d be a bad omen if the inn¡¯s first customers died after all. ¡°¡ I want to ept themission, but that depends on the inn. What now, Owner?¡± I decided to ept themission. Chapter 57 Rescue Receptionist-san went outside to the tent that was currently acting as a temporary branch office. I released Rokuko from the absolutemands and prepared to dive into the dungeon. By that, I obvious mean preparing just for show. At any rate, I have a map too. I am the dungeon master after all. ¡°Well, will you rescue them?¡± ¡°I will. Otherwise I won¡¯t be able toe and go from the dungeon as I want, it¡¯s a good thing those small fries went in first¡¡± It doesn¡¯t have enough fighting strength, so it would¡¯ve been destroyed if some big shots suddenly showed up. The boss golem? I¡¯ll make it little by little, a super armored haniwa. Furthermore, Uzoh and Muzoh are still safe. It looks like they¡¯ve already searched today and are taking a nap, so I¡¯ll draw up ns for the super armored haniwa. * Well, it¡¯s been ten days since Uzoh and Muzoh were confined. They haven¡¯t been able to find a way out and have slowly stopped moving around as much. The DP we¡¯re getting from them has lowered a bit because they¡¯re weakening. I brought Ichika with me into the dungeon. Their stomachs were empty as well, so I brought some white bread as a present. It was my dungeon, so it obviously didn¡¯t take that long to reach the test room. ¡°¡ Oooi, I came to help! You guys there~?¡± ¡°Uu¡ what¡ a-a rescuer? W-we¡¯re here, we¡¯re in here! The two of us, we¡¯re still alive, please help!¡± Muzoh¡¯s desperate voice came from the other side of the needle wall. Well, I knew that from the map though. I also knew they were both alive because I could use the monitor. ¡°Well Ichika¡ how do you think we should open it?¡± ¡°¡ ¡ It¡¯s ¡®kay to break it?¡± Yep, the needles blocking the way are very strong, but they¡¯re going to open the moment I arrive. It¡¯s somewhat amusing. ¡°Well I¡¯m going to smash it open with magic¡ Alright, opening it nooow! Move away from the entraaance!¡± ¡°G-got it, we¡¯re moving, please wait¡ ¡ We¡¯ve moved, go for it!¡± He called back out from inside the room. I checked the map to confirm that they moved away. After that, I remembered [Fireball] that I learned from the scroll from before. ¡ The chant for it is, ¡°me, be a ball and pierce my enemy.¡± ¡ ¡ Such anguage cheat¡ª! ¡°me, be five balls and pierce my enemy¡ª[Fireball].¡± I nomittally decided to make it five, but five fireballs really did appear andunch themselves at the needle wall. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! The fireballs hit the wall one after another¡ Yep, guess that much isn¡¯t able to break the needle wall. I wonder if my magical power would be able to make a hundred or a thousand balls? ¡ Looks like I can still shoot more. Let¡¯s change it up a bit on the next one. ¡°me, burst and¡ eeeh¡ explode for the time being, [Fireball].¡± Fwoom. A ball of fire appeared and slowly moved to the wall. Ah¡ªcrap. My magical power dropped a ton from that chant. It decreased so much that I¡¯m feeling cold. ¡°Goshujin-sama, I think this¡¯s dangerous. We should move away a bit yah?¡± ¡°Y-yeah.¡± I moved a bit away being pulled by Ichika and we waited for the ball of fire to hit the needle wall. Kabooom! The moment it collided, an explosive sound sted through the air as white light engulfed us. However, the needle wall was alive and kicking. ¡ ¡ O-okay, it didn¡¯t break! As expected of the needle wall, that wasn¡¯t dangerous to it¡ rather, it actually would¡¯ve been pretty strange if fireballs did anything to the iron. Dangit, thought I¡¯d be able to do something to it. ¡°¡ Can¡¯t be helped I guess, I¡¯ll just directly tamper with it so that it can be broken.¡± I should¡¯ve just done this from the start. I used [Create Golem] on the needle wall, easily making some cracks¡ It was already filled with my magical power before I even intentionally tried. I wonder if it¡¯s because it¡¯s a trap in my dungeon? Well, it was easy to alter. ¡ But I¡¯m already tired from that [Fireball] from a bit ago. Let¡¯s leave the grand demolishing to Ichika. ¡°Ichika, I made it fragile so do it showy.¡± ¡°Nn, got it. Leave it to me~¡± Ichika stood in front of the needle wall and brandished her carving knife golem¡ There¡¯s a water golem hidden in the center to absorb impacts and is made even more impact resistant by the threeyer structure of iron that covers the exterior of the sword. Its magic resistance has been improved (I think) as well, an experimental type de golem. If it works let¡¯s name it the second generation. ¡°¡ sh! ¡ ish?¡± Ichika attacked the wall with movements like she was using [sh] while avoiding pincushioning herself on the needles with nimble movements. The needles were destroyed. The needles that broke were thrown inside very showily as they made loud ringing sounds. ¡ Uzoh and Muzoh didn¡¯t die from that right? They¡¯re safe right? A fake sh huh. Though she normally had assistance by the [sh] skill, it was being reproduced by the maid clothes golem¡¯s assist function. Since it wasn¡¯t a skill, it might be lot weaker¡ It looks like you can memorize skills even if you don¡¯t use a scroll, but you can¡¯t learn the real [sh] and use a fake sh huh. I need to experiment on that. ¡°Y-you saved us¡ Oi, Uzoh, we¡¯re getting rescued!¡± ¡°Yeah¡¡± Hmm, he couldn¡¯t stand properly on his feet by himself. Ichika and I went into the test room. Then, the needle wall began to quietly restore itself. ¡°O-oi! Wait! Don¡¯te in!¡± ¡°Hmm? Why¡ oops.¡± The needle wall restored itself behind Ichika and I, locking us in like a beast¡¯s mouth. Seeing that, Muzoh¡¯s face looked like it had drained of hope. ¡°A-aah¡ shit, why¡¡± ¡°Oi oi, this is a [Safety Zone] right? Why are you panicking so much?¡± ¡°We couldn¡¯t destroy that trap even though we used a magic sword on it. It was no good¡ from the inside, it¡¯s resistant to attacks to the point of being bizarre¡¡± Though I already know about what happened, I¡¯ll pretend to be surprised for now. ¡°Oi oi, hold up. What happened to the magic sword?¡± ¡°¡ Uzoh.¡± ¡°Here. This thing cracked.¡± I epted the magic sword and took a look at it¡ Yep, it definitely broke. It wasn¡¯t a golem anymore, just a ordinary [Broken Iron Sword]. Rather, it did well being able to break one of the needle trap¡¯s needles. ¡°¡ Looks like it can¡¯t be used. It can¡¯t be helped, guess I¡¯ll use my magic sword¡ Ichika, give them the bread we brought.¡± ¡°Ye~s, Goshujin-sama¡ Here ya go~?¡± Ichika took out the bread and gave them each a share of it. We brought plenty enough to eat so make sure you eat properly! ¡°¡ T-thanks. Right, did he say Ichika just now¡? O-oi, Uzoh. This bread, it¡¯s white. It¡¯s the bread we ate at the hotel!¡± ¡°¡ ¡ Are you an angel?¡± While Ichika was handing out the bread, I took the chance to approach the pedestal. I first tried inserting the broken de golem. ¡ Yep, no reaction after all. Looks like the pedestal doesn¡¯t recognize the de golem in its current state. While I snickered inwardly at being able to take in some valuable data, I inserted the de golem I brought just now into the pedestal. Then the needle wall made a sound of metal sliding across metal as it perfectly withdrew itself. ¡°¡ Huh? W-what did you do?¡± ¡°You can¡¯t leave this room without inserting the magic sword back into the pedestal¡ Moreover, I used the magic sword I brought since the broken magic sword didn¡¯t work.¡± ¡°Magic sword!? I-I see, so it was like that from the start¡ dammit¡¡± Muzoh was getting seriously depressed. Let¡¯s make it so that even a more or less broken magic sword will open it if it gets stabbed back into the pedestal. Well, let¡¯s continue with some devilish words. ¡°You need to reimburse me properly you know? One magic sword.¡± ¡ Right, everything up to here has been an act for these words! She said it: ¡°Please discuss the reward with those concerned.¡± Since it was a rescuemission, I used the strategy of sacrificing a magic sword to draw out a lot more money. How¡¯s that, dreadful isn¡¯t it¡!? Tremble in fear as you live the rest of your life in debt! ¡°¡ Yeah, sorry, you had to use your valuable magic sword¡¡± ¡°Definitely. You helped to the point where you lost your magic sword, we will pay you back.¡± H-huh? What¡¯s with that mutual agreement, oi. ¡°It was a magic sword you know? It¡¯s pretty expensive you know?¡± ¡°¡ We¡¯ll definitely repay you even though it¡¯ll probably take some time to pay back. I wonder if the guild would help?¡± ¡°I-I want a new magic sword if possible¡¡± ¡°Got it. In two years, no, we¡¯ll somehow do it in one year¡ We¡¯ve lost a bit of confidence from this, but we¡¯re still C-Rank adventurers, we¡¯ll manage it somehow.¡± These guys are crazy obedient. ¡°¡ Ah, how much is your rescue fee? If possible, we¡¯d appreciate it if you left us behind with enough money to take on anothermission.¡± Eh, they want to pay me even more? What is this deliciousness¡ Though, I¡¯ve already demanded a magic sword, demanding too much is just cruel. Alright, let¡¯s overcharge for now and lower it to see their reaction. ¡°Eh, ah, ummm, let¡¯s seeeee¡ t-two gold coins, I guess?¡± ¡°¡¡ªT-that¡¯s!¡± Ah, sorry. I guess one gold coin per person is too much after all? Alright, let¡¯s cut the price down now! I want to get as much as possible out of them, though! ¡°Isn¡¯t it great that¡¯s so little!? We¡¯re saved!¡± ¡°Yeah, with Muzoh and I that makes four gold huh? We¡¯ll pay it when we return to Sia.¡± ¡ ¡ Eeeeeeh? Chapter 58 Haku-san¡¯s Visit I entirely forgot to ask Ichika about the rescue fee beforehand. Being asked by Muzoh to please help him in that situation, let alone all of their money and possessions or something, it seems they couldn¡¯tin even if I demanded half of their selling price as a ve. They¡¯d be left in a pretty hopeless spot if I did that though, so it was good manners to leave them with something¡ But the market price for a C-Rank is around four gold each. ¡°As expected of Goshujin-sama, yer ability to see through people is amazin¡¯. Now they¡¯ll owe you a magic sword in the future, so you left ¡¯em with some funds to get it. When ya add in the magic sword, isn¡¯t it pretty delicious? Weeell, they¡¯ll also owe ya a favor, profitable profit!¡± Well let¡¯s just take it as something good. Still, I didn¡¯t even have to return to Sia. I was able to receive the money from the adventurer guild¡¯s branch office¡ Four gold coins. Delicious indeed. Those guys said something like they were going to use their savings on the A-Rank meal. Three of the gold coins were Uzoh¡¯s though. ¡ It¡¯d be 4,000 DP if I converted it into DP. Nah, it¡¯ll be fine to use it as is. Maybe I should get another employee (ve)? Uzoh and Muzoh spent another night at the hotel, this time they both enthusiastically ate C-Rank meals. They also treated Ichika and me. As well as Meat, who was my party member, while they were at it¡ I could¡¯ve wrung more money out of them¡ Well, it¡¯s fine I guess. Right now our C-Rank meal is a special one for our opening, the [Steak Meal]. They heard from Ichika that it¡¯ll be our B-Rank meal after this, so they couldn¡¯t eat it as casually as they were doing just before and now ate it with sad andplicated expressions. The next day, after reporting themission to the adventurer¡¯s guild branch office, they left smiling and waving. This time, when I put together the ie we were able to get from Uzoh and Muzoh, we got 2,650 DP, four gold coins, twenty-nine silver coins, and five copper coins. There was probably a margin of error when working with small amounts of DP from the dungeon, but it¡¯s fine. ¡ This is worth 4,290,500 yen. Woah, it¡¯s a good thing I didn¡¯t kill them! I wouldn¡¯t have been able to get their savings if I did. Getting a new magic sword is much more delicious. Then there was the investigation and rescuemissions from the guild¡ Though even if it was an investigationmission, I didn¡¯t have to give them any essential information. Adventurers like me don¡¯t go so far as [Lying] to gain an advantage, but it seems concealing some information is standard¡ Well, there are magic tools that can see through lies, so yeah. The information I gave: [Goblins at the start, golems appearing after descending the stairs][Uzoh and Muzoh were on the floor immediately after the stairs][Once the trap is sprung, it doesn¡¯t seem you can leave]. As well as the stuff Uzoh and Muzoh will report. Incidentally, the method to release the trap¡ [Return the magic sword to the pedestal], telling them that informationted me an additional ten silver reward. Along with the original five, Uzoh and Muzoh seem to have asked, ¡°This is their information, so please add it to theirs.¡±¡ They¡¯re some pretty upright fellows. After that, I drew and gave them a map of the area around the entrance and of the first floor. They bought it for eight silver. They paid quite a bit for it¡ they¡¯ll probably have an easier time investigating now. A total of twenty-eight silver good. A good haul. Receptionist-san¡¯s five days of stay amounted to around 600 DP and five silver coins. With this our surplus DP has risen quite a bit huh¡ Our remaining DP is¡ 19,532. It hasn¡¯t went over 20,000 yet because I¡¯m using it to pierce a tunnel through the Tsuia Mountain. I¡¯m taking control of the drilling from time to time. ¡ Hmm, we can probably afford a few expenses for a while if our DP¡¯s like this, so we¡¯re probably fine. I could convert the gold coin at any time, but let¡¯s reserve it for now. ¡°Isn¡¯t it so delicious that we got so much ie right at the start? ¡ It was a bonus, but in just eleven days¡¯ ie we could make three hundred and fifty goblins.¡± ¡°¡ That¡¯s amazing! But why did you convert it to goblins? Mmm¡¡± Eh, isn¡¯t Rokuko just too easy to get? She was smiling sweetly. ¡°Well.. you¡¯re easy to understand but¡ you shouldn¡¯t be so happy with that!¡± I patted Rokuko¡¯s head. Investigationmissions are used to measure the difficulty of a dungeon before it is opened to general adventurers. The results were that C-Rank and E-Rank adventurers were able to return safely, so I wonder if I didn¡¯t set the difficulty too high? It¡¯d be good if the dungeon bes popr for low-level adventurers since our DP ie would stabilize¡ and I wouldn¡¯t have to worry about being able to defend the dungeon. ¡ Most of all, even if the dungeon core is set up inside the dungeon, if adventurers ever make it to the final floor it¡¯ll be fine if I just use castling on the dummy core in my room, so I can sleep peacefully. Dungeon investigations? Yep, do as you like. It¡¯s fine, since there¡¯s nothing there even if you go inside. You¡¯ll just feel tired from the stress. ¡ Ahhh, maybe I should remodel the dungeon if we get more DP~? * Several dayster, the dungeon¡¯s new name was finally decided on. It¡¯s new name: [Cave of Desires]. You¡¯ll probably die if you lose to your desires, at least, that¡¯s why they gave it that name. Even though I¡¯d prefer it if they weren¡¯t so vignt and just rx their guard¡ It¡¯s requirement was E-Rank. ssified as an ordinary low ss dungeon. Well, it seems that when I saved the C-Rank adventurers Uzoh and Muzoh, I announced the method to escape. ¡°Congrattions Rokuko-chan. You were given a name suitable for Rokuko-chan¡¯s charm.¡± ¡°Thank you so much, Haku Ane-sama!¡± Haku-san was the first one to arrive with the news. She was gently caressing Rokuko¡¯s head. Chloe-san was standing behind them off to the side a little, wearing the same butler clothing as usual. ¡°¡ So, why are you here, Haku-san?¡± ¡°I heard that your dungeon was made public, so I came to be the first to stay here you know? I rushed over to be Rokuko-chan¡¯s inn¡¯s first guest.¡± ¡°Sorry, but Haku-san is the fourth.¡± ¡°What did you say¡!? ¡ Three people have already stayed here? I won¡¯t be the first one then?¡± ¡°Please stop, you can use our number one room. Please pardon us, you¡¯ll be our suite room¡¯s first guest.¡± The suite room¡ that is, it¡¯s a room I just made to entertain A-Rank adventurers for now. The bedding in the suite is borate. It was a higher rank of the [Futon (5 DP)], the [Foam Mat (200 DP)]. Ibined it with a wooden frame I made myself with some high ss sculptures on it, turning it into a bed that overflowed with the feeling of luxury. Additionally, it has a [Duvet (100 DP)]. It¡¯s just amazing, I can¡¯t help but praise myself. I added some other pointless furniture for relief, like a light magic tool that looked like a candlestick. There¡¯s even a curtain that covers a window I made with the potion bottles¡¯ ss. It¡¯s pretty great. Moreover, there is a bath and restroom attached to the room. They were private stalls, not like an all-in-one you know? The bath was made of cypress wood, bringing about a luxurious feeling from the style of it¡ probably. It also had a massage chair in the room. You could easily fall asleep in it after a bath with the included [Towel nket (5 DP)]. [1] You could even press a button to have a meal brought to you so that you didn¡¯t have toe down to the dining room to eat, our service is impable. ¡ I only made this so that we could say our inn can entertain A-Rank adventurers, but only Haku-san is going to use it! By the way, it¡¯s fifty copper coins to stay the night in a normal room. Since meals have been set to cost quite a sum of money, the specially rated suite isn¡¯t my room. After all, with its cost people would be like, ¡°How the heck¡¯s an E-Rank adventurer staying there¡!?¡± It¡¯s different if it¡¯s just my reputation falling, but I¡¯d like to avoid suspicion. Dang it, I wouldn¡¯t have to worry so much if they didn¡¯t make that guild branch office, I would¡¯ve stayed in the suite whenever there weren¡¯t any guests¡! ¡°So, how much will it be? I don¡¯t count as a first customer that wouldn¡¯t need to pay money, so I assume I¡¯ll pay properly?¡± There¡¯s no such rule as that! ¡°¡ Aah, we haven¡¯t decided on the fee for the suite yet¡¡± ¡°That room¡¯s the best. I also helped making its interior you know¡ Haku Ane-sama, how much do you think would be good for a night¡¯s stay?¡± ¡°Oh my, I wonder? I¡¯m looking forward to it. Hmm, then I¡¯ll pay a fair price when I leave.¡± I¡¯m thankful for that. Unfortunately, I don¡¯t know what price would be fair since I haven¡¯t stayed at a high ss hotel. ¡°Oh yeah, we prepare A-Rank meals. The [Setting] is that Haku-san delivers ingredients to Rokuko with [Storage], so we look forward to working with you.¡± ¡°I understand. Ah, of course, it will be another world¡¯s cuisine right? Here, this is two gold coins for Chloe¡¯s portion as well. I¡¯m looking forward to it.¡± It would¡¯ve been fine without that though¡ well, it¡¯s fine. ept what you can ept. Paying in gold coins¡ I wonder how I should say it? This person¡¯s values are off. Well, they¡¯re probably off by two orders of magnitude. ¡ Still, it¡¯s a bitte to say it but I can¡¯t see the A-Rank menu we arranged to be worth a million yen at all. Maybe I should change the menu to a three course Chinese meal or a French styled full course after all? Footnotes: Like a snuggie nket that¡¯s also a towel, here¡¯s an image. Return Chapter 59 Inn, Suite Room 1 (Haku¡¯s Point of View) [Cave of Desires] was Rokuko-chan¡¯s dungeon¡¯s new name. It was decided on when Sia¡¯s adventurer guild confirmed the information in the report. But still, she was already found¡ no, she did it voluntarily. Well, in addition to that, the report also said that there was an inn. I thought that making the [Inn (400,000 DP~)] would take more time and certainly not be announced simultaneously with the dungeon¡ I wonder what in the world they did for ie? A human farm? Hmm, it¡¯s too early for that. Maybe they excavated some orichalcum? And so, I used [Teleport] as soon as I could to be Rokuko-chan¡¯s inn¡¯s [First Customer]. * Unfortunately, although I missed the chance to have the honor of being her [First Customer], I decided to stay in the suite. Incidentally, I was given the important duty of assessing a fair price for it. Fufufu, many inns have been built in the imperial capital. Furthermore, to say nothing of the top ss inns¡¯ suites I¡¯ve stayed in around the kingdom for my duties, I¡¯ve also stayed in various inns as an adventurer. There probably isn¡¯t anyone more suited to this than me. ¡°Now then, I wonder if I can get a hot bath without needing to wait?¡± Though you could perfectly clean your body with Cleanup, it feels great when you wipe your body clean with a cloth dampened in hot water. Although such a service can¡¯t be expected in a cheap hotel meant for low rank adventurers, but something that calls itself a suite room should be able to. ¡°¡ Ahh, um, sorry.¡± ¡°Oh my. I can¡¯t?¡± A demerit right away then? Good grief, if you don¡¯t properly improve your service, it¡¯ll be hard to call this a suite¡ ¡°There is a bath in the room if you want hot water, so please use that. Use it as much as you like.¡± ¡°¡ Huh? ¡ A-as much as I want?¡± ¡°There is a mechanism with leversing out of it attached to the bath for that.¡± ¡ Did the [Inn] have a room with that function? Maybe there was an option to enhance it¡ If it¡¯s just the suite, the expenditure would be lowered. As expected of Rokuko-chan¡¯s master. ¡°Yeah, other than the suite, you can enter the hot spring as much as you want.¡± ¡°¡ There¡¯s even a hot spring?¡± ¡°It¡¯s our main attraction.¡± A [Hot Spring] would cost DP separate from an [Inn]¡ I wonder how much they spent? I don¡¯t consider it that expensive, but it seems they¡¯ve splurged. ¡ If I recall, a normal room is fifty copper coins. As for entering the hot spring as much as you want, I wonder if most of the costs went towards that? I wonder if I should have stayed in a normal room? ¡°So then Haku Ane-sama, I¡¯ll show you to your room!¡± Rokuko-chan led me to the suite room¡ This service is worth the one gold coin¡ oops, I shouldn¡¯t allow my opinion to affect the reasonable price. Rokuko-chan stood in front of the room she took me to¡ Hmm, it¡¯s not a normal wooden door, but surrounded by iron ting? It¡¯s also has a lock. I wonder if it was broken at one point and they reced it with a dungeon door? That¡¯s probably it. ¡°Here it is! Take you time, Ane-sama!¡± When I opened the door, it was bright inside. The sun was shining. ¡ There was fantastically carved wooden furniture, as well as a bed. There was also what looked to be afortable chair to sit in. Hmm, what country is this engraving style from¡? Perhaps from another world? There was a clock on the wall. Having a clock was convenient, it was a particrly expensive magic tool. There is a bell that rings in the town, but there¡¯s no way you could hear it out here. And the window where the light was shining through¡ is that a sheet of crystal inserted into it? It looks like you can even shut out the light by shutting the cloth next to it. Indeed, in this case this suite might just pass. Oh, there¡¯s also a restroom with a bath in it isn¡¯t there? I almost forgot about it. ¡ Let¡¯s give it a look. The bath was made of some kind of wood. However, there was no hot water in it¡ Ah, these are the levers? There¡¯s an exnation written. I see, so this one is hot water, this one for water¡ When I tried it out to experiment, hot water came out into the bath¡ Isn¡¯t this a little hot? Ah, you can turn on the water one as well. ¡°Chloe, what do you think?¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t this room wonderful? It¡¯s even better than the kingdom¡¯s hotel¡¯s suites.¡± Even I didn¡¯t expect this much. For now, let¡¯s sit down on the chair. ¡°¡ This chair is veryfortable, it feels great.¡± ¡°Haku-sama, it says this chair is a magic tool called a [Massage Chair]¡ It seems that it will massage you when you ce a copper coin into it.¡± ¡°Hmm? Try putting one in.¡± When Chloe put a copper coin into it, the chair began to vibrate. ¡°Wha-wh-wh-wh-wha-what the heck is this¡ª!? Faaah¡ª!¡± ¡°Haku-sama!? A-are you alright!?¡± ¡°I-I¡¯m fine, ah, this, amazi¡ fuah¡ feels so gooood¡ª¡¡± Ahh¡ I think I could fall asleep just like this¡ I¡¯ve been working hard recently so that I coulde to this inn¡ ahhh¡ * When I woke up, Chloe put the cloth that was next to the chair on me¡ Hmm, this chair feels very good. Even though it¡¯s light and isn¡¯t that thick, it feels warm. ¡°¡ This chair, I wonder if they won¡¯t finance it. Around ten gold coins¡¡± ¡°I haven¡¯t seen a magic tool like this before. It might be particrly valuable, troublesome¡¡± ¡°¡ I wonder if fifty wouldn¡¯t be enough then?¡± ¡°It sounds like you liked it quite a lot?¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s very good¡ ah, I slept through meal time. I wonder if it¡¯s fine now? If I remember right, they said it¡¯d be brought if I pressed the button in this room.¡± ¡ There is a button on the wall with a cover over it so that it wouldn¡¯t be pressed on ident. The cover is unexpectedly made of crystal, isn¡¯t it¡ it doesn¡¯t look like there¡¯s anything holding it together, I wonder how it was made? Was it made just for this? At any rate, I pressed the button. For a moment, it sounded like metal was striking against something. What kind of mechanism is this¡? Did an [Inn] even have this kind of option? After a while, well, after three minutes, there was a knock at the door. ¡ They prepared the food quickly. Perhaps, did they use DP for it? ¡°Haku Ane-sama, I brought your meal!¡± ¡°Please enter Rokuko-chan!¡± When I opened the door, Rokuko-chan was pulling a rack with dishes on it. There were three dishes on the serving rack. They were covered with a metal covering so I couldn¡¯t see what their contents were¡ So they¡¯re properly using covers, this is also a high level thing¡ Our country¡¯s suite bring meals bare. Oh my, I wonder what¡¯s in these square containers? Ah, there seems to be drinks inside as well. There is a spoon and a straw attached to it. ¡ Wait, crystal sses? To freely use it for that¡ because of that, I can see what¡¯s inside it, let¡¯s see¡ green? There¡¯s something white floating halfway up it¡ could it be a potion and potato mix? That¡¯s somehow an amazingbination¡ ¡°Ah, oh my. Three?¡± ¡°I-I wanted to eat together with Haku Ane-sama¡ can¡¯t I?¡± ¡°You definitely can! Rokuko-chan, leave it to Chloe. Sit, sit.¡± ¡°M-mm, I can¡¯t. Chloe is also a customer today.¡± Rokuko-chan diligentlyid out the dishes on the table. Drops of water were appearing outside the ss¡ Probably from using ice magic. It looks fairly cold¡ ¡°Well then, let¡¯s go~. Yeah~, ta-da~! When Rokuko-chan removed the cover, there were several things on each tter. ¡°¡ Puttingpartments in the tter to serve multiple things per dish¡ a novel idea.¡± ¡°Fufufu, isn¡¯t it amazing? Let¡¯s see, these are [Hamburgers], this is [Naporitan], and these are [Fried Prawns]! These long narrow things are [French Fries], this thing with a g in it is an [Omelet with Rice Filling]! The soup is [Corn Portage]. Ah, right right. This green drink is called [Ice Cream Soda]! It¡¯s a drink, but it¡¯s also a dessert, the white stuff on the top is a delicious cold food called [Vani Ice Cream]! Try and drink it before it melts okay?¡± [1] Hearing Rokuko-chan¡¯s exnation, I immediately readied my fork. [Hamburger], un, it¡¯s meat. It¡¯s not a steak, but it¡¯s a meat dish. Moreover, it¡¯s beef? There¡¯s even a superb mushroom sauce over it. [Naporitan], it¡¯s a pasta. It looks like there¡¯s tomato sauce on it? It leaves a distinct sensation on your tongue. [Fried Prawns]¡ I wonder if this is sea food? Just how did they cook this? A dish from another world¡ [French Fries], they¡¯re obviously potatoes. I think¡ Mm, the crispiness feels great. It feels the same as the [Fried Prawns]. Potatoes are easily obtainable, so it could be cooked so long as you knew the method to cook it. [Omelet Filled with Rice] seems to be eaten with a spoon. Some tiny grains spilled out of it covered with tomato sauce and eggs¡ corn? Hmm, it¡¯s not bad. But what¡¯s the g for? [Corn Portage] is sweet and warm, the vor is relieving. It¡¯s the high point. ¡°The sd is also pretty good¡ Ah, but this [Mayonnaise] is quite a thing.¡± ¡°We don¡¯t need to eat to begin with so we don¡¯t need to forcibly eat¡ Ah, Chloe is eating it?¡± ¡°Yes, Haku-sama. Hooh, [Mayonnaise], this is¡ can I have yours if you don¡¯t want it?¡± ¡°¡ I didn¡¯t say that I wouldn¡¯t eat it you know?¡± ¡ Hohoh, [Mayonnaise] is wonderful. Its taste harmonizes when eaten with vegetables, so that¡¯s the condition? ¡ Chloe seems to have liked it too, I wonder if I could get some of this? However, even if you purchased these dishes with DP, you still need to arrange each food after getting them. It could be called time consuming, but it is much easier than starting from nothing and needing to make it from scratch. My assessment for it this time is that it¡¯s not appropriate to score it as a dish made by DP. In that case, considering the time needed for each dish¡ un, it¡¯s probably already worth a gold coin. I don¡¯t even have a rough idea of how much time is needed for another world¡¯s cuisine in the first ce though. ¡°The stuff left in the corner is [Pudding]! It¡¯s a very tasty dessert with a cherry and cream decorating it!¡± ¡°Hmm, this is also a dessert¡? Come to think of it, cream is a luxury good that is asionally made at the imperial capital¡¯s farms. The cherry¡ I wonder where it¡¯s produced?¡± ¡°Wakoku I think?¡± Wakoku? That¡¯s far to the east¡ To reproduce it, there would be quite a shipping expense¡ Yeah, so an A-Rank adventurer like myself is directly delivering the ingredient through goodwill, that¡¯s the [Setting]. Things¡¯ time stop in [Storage] after all. But it feels like a gold coin might be cheap after taking that into ount. Ah, this [Pudding] is delicious. It¡¯s so sweet and bouncy, like it¡¯s trying to melt in your mouth¡ ah¡ª, that was dangerous. I almost forgot myself. ¡ And then there¡¯s the [Ice Cream Soda]. I unintentionally kept it at a distance because of its potion-like green tint, but Rokuko-chan rmended it, so I have no choice but to drink it. It¡¯s a drink thatbines [Melon Soda] and [Vani Ice Cream] to be a dessert¡ is what I was told, but what in the world is this thing? Oh, there¡¯s a cherry on this too. First I¡¯ll try drinking the [Melon Soda] with the straw, itadakimasu¡¡ª!? ¡¡ªSweet! And there¡¯s a tingling sensation inside my mouth! And it¡¯s so sweet! What kind of violent beverage is this!? The drink has that tingling sensation like some kind of sake. But since it¡¯s cold it feels a lot stronger. And then there¡¯s the melon vor that wafts into your nose, and it¡¯s so sweet. This [Melon Soda] hits with quite a punch! ¡°Please try to eat the [Vani Ice Cream] that¡¯s on top too, Haku Ane-sama. It¡¯s started to melt a little, but it tastes the best you know?¡± ¡°O-okay¡¡± Using the long and slender spoon that seems to have been added exclusively for this ss, I scooped up a little of the [Vani Ice Cream]. When it entered my mouth, it felt very cold. Then, I tasted a sweetness that exceeded the [Melon Soda]. However, it tenderized like it was fresh snow because of the heat of my mouth, spreading out as it melted. After the [Vani Ice Cream] melted, its sweet savoriness spread through my mouth. The dairy texture felt amazing¡ ¡°Ane-sama, did it suit your tastes?¡± ¡°¡ Yeah, very much so.¡± The motion of the [Melon Soda], the stillness of the [Vani Ice Cream]¡ a drink with opposite extremes, no, this dessert, I was toyed with by it. In the end, the melted [Vani Ice Cream] and [Melon Soda] mixed together¡ it feels like I caught a glimpse at the truth of this world. A gold coin for these? Too cheap. Footnotes: Naporitan is a Japanese pasta dish simr to spaghetti. Return Chapter 60 Inn, Suite Room 2 (Haku¡¯s Point of View) I sighed in admiration. ¡°Truly¡ that was satisfying.¡± ¡°Fufufu, I¡¯m honored to hear that from Haku Ane-sama! My inn¡¯s A-Rank dinner is my pride.¡± Hmm, with those contents, calling it simply an A-Rank dinner feels a bit insipid. ¡°Rokuko-chan. That collection of dishes, is there a name for it? It would be sacrilegious to just call it an A-Rank dinner with those contents.¡± ¡°¡ [Stu¡ª]¡ No, that¡¯s not it¡ umm, it¡¯s the [Avarice Meal]!¡± It answers the desire of [I want to eat a lot of delicious food], so that¡¯s it? To give arger sense of satisfaction, it gives a great diversity in small amounts. What a wonderful naming sense. ¡°[Avarice Meal] is it? Quite a good name to go with [Cave of Desires].¡± ¡°Right? Oh, Haku Ane-sama. Is it fine if I take your g. I¡¯m collecting them.¡± ¡°Oh my, it¡¯s fine with me. Here.¡± I took out the small g that had been ced in the [Omelet Filled with Rice] and passed it to Rokuko-chan. Taking the opportunity, Chloe¡¯s as well. When I took a closer look at it, the pattern on it was different. I didn¡¯t understand what they were for when I was eating, but I see now. They¡¯re collectibles huh? To go so far as stimte the desire for collecting things, incredible. ¡°So Haku Ane-sama, have you entered the hot spring? It feels ama~zingly good!¡± ¡°I haven¡¯t given it a try yet¡ Right, it¡¯s been a while since I¡¯ve been in a hot spring. There¡¯s a bath in the castle, though.¡± ¡°¡ There¡¯s a bath where Haku Ane-sama lives!? Amazing~!¡± ¡°Oh my, but isn¡¯t there a hot spring here? We¡¯re the same then.¡± ¡°Ah, that¡¯s right! Fufufu, I¡¯m the same as Haku Ane-sama~¡± Rokuko-chan looked delighted as she smiled cheerfully. Just seeing her melted my heart. ¡°Want to enter the hot spring with me? Haku Ane-sama.¡± ¡°Oh my, that sounds good.¡± A hot spring¡ hmm, good, really good. Although having a personal bath in your room is also good, having arge bath to go together with Rokuko-chan is better after all. We just finished eating, but we decided to head there immediately. ¡°I¡¯ve even used the indoor bath made by the hero, so I¡¯ll teach you the proper way of using an indoor bath.¡± ¡°The proper way! I¡¯m looking forward to it!¡± * It was a splendid bath. ¡°¡ You really don¡¯t wear bath clothes in an indoor bath?¡± ¡°Oh my Rokuko-chan, are you getting dizzy? Your face is turning red?¡± Still, bathing wear is worn in the public bath in the imperial capital. But this is a hot spring, a bath made by Kehma-san, a person from another world. It¡¯s probably correct to conform with the other world¡¯s manners¡ I was able to see something wonderful. However, there was another person there and we weren¡¯t able to be alone. It would¡¯ve been just the two of us if that human didn¡¯t exist¡ yeah, I¡¯ll just reserve it next time, fufufu. I¡¯ll enjoy myself next time Ie. ¡°So then let¡¯s get some sleep¡ Does Rokuko-chan want toe with us?¡± ¡°Ye~s.¡± Come to think of it, we haven¡¯t slept together up till now. Though dungeon cores don¡¯t need to sleep to begin with. We only have a pseudo-human metabolism¡ It does speed up recovery from fatigue, though. When we went back to our room, Chloe was alreadyying in her. ¡ What is this child doing. To go to sleep and leave her master alone¡ moreover, still wearing her butler clothing. ¡°Chloe?¡± ¡°¡Ha¡ª!? H-Haku-sama¡¡ª!¡± With a single word, she suddenly jumped out of the bed and onto the floor into a [Seiza]. ¡ That pose (seiza) is a time-honored method of apology handed down, the first step to a [Dogeza]. ¡°¡ Well, it¡¯s fine, sleep is necessary for you.¡± ¡°Please forgive my rudeness¡!¡± However, it¡¯s fairly unusual for Chloe to make a blunder. I wonder what caused it? ¡°¡ In truth, I decided to check to see how good the bed Haku-sama would be sleeping in was, but¡ it¡¯s a wondrous sensation and before I noticed it, I¡¡± ¡°Hmm¡ it seems to be enchanted.¡± If it¡¯s the cause of a magic tool or something¡ I don¡¯t want to think about Chloe, a subus, sumbing to a charm though. Subi are specialists in charm and so advanced in it they shouldn¡¯t be effected by them. ¡°Chloe, feel free to continue sleeping on that one. There is another bed after all.¡± ¡°Yes¡ª, thank you.¡± ¡°Heeeh, that¡¯s unusual. It¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve seen Chloe like that. Well, the beds certainly do feel good though.¡± Rokuko-chan pped the bed Chloe was resting on just now with her hand. ¡ Despite how strong it looks like she¡¯s hitting it, the sound is soft isn¡¯t it? I also slowly touched the bed. ¡ Gently, my finger¡ sank¡? What is this? Cotton¡ no, it¡¯s not? I pressed my palm into it without thinking. It was soft, and yet stic¡ oops, I almost fell into the trance as well. I moved away from the bed for a moment to look at it. It was decorated with some tasteful engravings, it seemed to also have worth as a work of art. Just by being a design from another world, it¡¯s probably worth around fifty silver. I myself kind of want it if that¡¯s about the price. But still, with this thin cover to sleep under, wouldn¡¯t you get cold? ¡ Oh my. It¡¯s warm¡ the temperature from Chloe, who slipped out of it, still remains. Contrary to how thin and light it is, it has excellent heat instion. Hmm, I could see why Chloe would lose herself in this. It¡¯s in a subi¡¯s nature to be particr about their bedding. ¡°Haku Ane-sama, it¡¯d be too hot to sleep with two people under this cover, so here¡¯s a [Towel nket] to use.¡± Saying that, Rokuko-chan brought the cloth that felt good from over by the [Massage Chair]. ¡ I could get used to this. Perhaps Kehma-san¡ doesn¡¯t want to start a fight? ¡°Ane-sama, here, here~¡± Stepping into bed before me, Rokuko-chan opened a ce for me toy and pat it¡ I felt an indescribable happiness that couldn¡¯t be expressed in words. Comfortable feelings arose in my body that caused me to tremble. I entered the bed as Rokuko-chan invited me to, and like close sisters¡ªin truth, we really are sisters with good rtions, at least I think so¡ªand cuddled. This will be an unprecedented happy sleep. The bed felt amazing, but honestlyying down together with Rokuko-chan was the most important part. Dungeon cores do not require sleep. However, I haven¡¯t had the ability to sleep together with Rokuko-chan until now. Despite making it so that god¡¯s vanguard wouldn¡¯t find her, for her to live a life like this¡ Well, what I want to say¡ Kehma-san has my gratitude, maybe. Well, for now. I will absolutely never forgive you if you make Rokuko-chan sad, you know? For sleep like this, even one hundred gold coins wouldn¡¯t be enough¡ w-well, this is different than the lodging expense assessment, so many I should give a tip as a special? Maybe I should directly pass Rokuko-chan some DP to have some pocket money. Chapter 61 One Night of the Suite: Results ¡°Twenty-five gold coins.¡± In the morning, Haku-san took out a pouch filled with gold coins and sat it down with a thud. ¡ Huh? ¡°This is the worth of one night¡¯s stay in the suite. Twenty-five gold coins per night per person, fifty coins for two.¡± ¡ One copper is one hundred yen. One hundred of those is a silver coin, ten thousand yen. One hundred silver coins to make a gold coin, one million yen each. Fifty gold coins. Fifty million yen. Certainly, having Rokuko act as their waiter would have increased the value a little bit, as well as induce them to enter the hot spring together, but that shouldn¡¯t make the price fifty million yen for a night. However, Haku-san put another thirteen gold coins on the counter. ¡°And this is for the meal¡ it was one gold¡ but that is too cheap. I know your situation, but with those contents you could even normally take ten gold. At the lowest you should take at least five gold for it. The difference is Rokuko-chan¡¯s portion.¡± ¡ Five million yen for a single meal!? [DX Kid¡¯s Meal (10 DP)] and [Cream Soda (8 DP)] for five million yen¡ that¡¯s some extreme intion. Rather, no matter how I calcte it our profit is over 99%¡ Well, even though I want to get as much as possible, I don¡¯t want to get something I don¡¯t deserve. Even though I added in the DX level to the [Kid¡¯s Meal] for peace of mind since Haku-san was eating it, this price¡ If I recall correctly, Ichika also said it would be fine if it was priced at five gold, but to sell something worth a thousand yen in Japan for five million yen¡ it¡¯s really bad for my heart. I¡¯m just a lower ss citizen. Not someone that would rip you off. ¡°There¡¯s no way I could ept that much¡¡± ¡°Do you not trust my assessment?¡± ¡°That¡¯s not it! It isn¡¯t absurd either, I¡¯ll gratefully ept it!¡± Feeling enough bloodthirst that my spine felt like it was freezing, I straightened myself in a salute and agreed. If Haku-san, who was at the top of empire, said it was twenty-five gold coins per night, then that would be the correct value even if it was unjustified. If that¡¯s not the value beforehand, that¡¯s what it¡¯ll be after. ¡ This isn¡¯t something to joke about. If someone doesn¡¯t know the price of a good, the money that people pay to buy it bes the actual value. If someone with the title [Empire¡¯s Top] or [A-Rank Adventurer] says that¡¯s the value, other people can only say, ¡°Oh I see, so that was the value.¡± That tendency was especially strong for works of art. Since I asked Haku-san to evaluate the price this time, it should be fine if I just say that Haku-san guarantees its worth. In other words, [Twenty-Five Gold Coins Per Night] and [Five Gold Coins Per Meal] were correct cost assessments decided by Haku-san. To make it any cheaper would be to distrust Haku-san¡ you could say it would be like me provoking her. ¡°¡ Since you don¡¯t agree, I will tell you how I came to this result.¡± ¡°Ah, s-sorry¡¡± ¡°For the first reason, even though the price you could set the prices to go along with the amount of DP used, for things like transportation costs and technological expenses¡ it feels as though that would omit every cost rted tobor.¡± For example, the cherry from that country to the far east. It was a fruit that could only be found in Wokoke, it would cost fifty silver coins to eat a single one in Sia. Because it rots quickly, the time-space magic [Storage] is needed to eat it fresh¡ [Storage] is more or less only held by A-Ranks, making it an A-Rank [Envoy Commission]. From what I¡¯m told, at cheapest those are five gold for a single trip. Looking at it that way, you need to add that into the cost of buying a cherry. That¡¯s why they cost fifty silver each¡ I see. I definitely didn¡¯t think about it like that. ¡ Oh yeah, even if you could get some bread for around one hundred yen in Japan, when you take into ount the transportation andbor costs, the price was only able to get down to one hundred yen after mass producing it. Setting aside factories, thinking about a world that doesn¡¯t even have the recipe, its value rising isn¡¯t strange, it¡¯s natural. In this kind of a world where there are such things as half-baked dungeons and magic, mass production technologies never developed. ¡ Kuh¡ª, to think a copper was one hundred yen, was it a failure in my judgement being too simple? My standard for converting it to yen was poor, I was calcting it with my modern Japanese experiences. It also matched how much Ichika said the meal was worth. Ichika should have just spoken more forcibly¡ wait, I shouldn¡¯t expect a ve to speak forcibly huh? It¡¯spletely my bad huh. ¡°By the way, A-Rank adventurers are treated like aristocrats. They are even given actual peerage¡ That¡¯s one of the reasons A-Rank adventurers¡¯ standard payments are in [Gold Coins].¡± It seems there¡¯s a phrase for A-Rank adventurers¡ª[Take out a gold coin despite buying an apple. Don¡¯t want change since it¡¯s a nuisance.] It was a phrase meant to ridicule A-Rank adventurer¡¯s ridiculous sense of value¡ yep, I understand how extreme the intion is. ¡ Although, there aren¡¯t many A-Rank adventurers. From what I¡¯ve heard there are around twenty of them even if excluding Haku-san¡¯s group. ¡°But even if that¡¯s the meal costs, you don¡¯t have to pay for Rokuko¡¯s portion as well¡ªah, no, I mean, to be able to offer you a dinner with your beloved Imouto-sama, I am extremely honored. Yes.¡± ¡°I really do want to pay her charges as her older sister as well you know? However, you can say this is Rokuko-chan¡¯s, the owner¡¯s, home, right? I ampromising and treating this as just a special meal fee, understand?¡± ¡°I understand, so please stop sending that bloodthirst over here, sorry¡ª¡± ¡°Fufu, it¡¯s fine so long as you understand¡ Incidentally, for Rokuko-chan¡¯s tip, I wonder if it¡¯s better to pass it to her directly as DP?¡± ¡°Y-yeah, that¡¯s right. It¡¯d be better to do that.¡± By the way, both Haku-san and Chloe gave us a daily ie of [0 DP]. I was hopeful since they¡¯re both A-Rank adventurers, unfortunate. ¡ I guess it¡¯s natural since Haku-san is a dungeon core, but why Chloe? I wonder if they don¡¯t give daily DP ie if they are summoned by a dungeon with DP? ¡°So, Rokuko-chan, say, ¡°Ahh¡±?¡± ¡°Y-yesh!¡± And so, Haku-san had Rokuko prepare herself to be given DP. It¡¯s going to be another kiss scene¡ is what I thought, but Haku-san stuck her index finger into Rokuko¡¯s mouth. ¡°¡ªNn, ku¡ª, nnn¡ª!¡± ¡°Trying to pull away is no good you know? ¡ Ease your shoulders, rx¡ see? Let it pour in.¡± ¡°Nn¡ª, u¡ªnn, faaah, nnn¡!¡± Haku-san¡¯s cheeks were blushing as Rokuko, who was dyed crimson up to her ears, desperately sucked on her finger¡ W-what the heck is this? After a while, she pulled her finger back out of Rokuko¡¯s mouth. Slowly pulling away from her, Rokuko¡¯s saliva trailed between her mouth and the finger. ¡°¡ No kiss this time?¡± ¡°Yeah. Since Rokuko-chan¡¯s made her official debut as a dungeon as well, considering that other dungeon cores coulde to try and crush her, I think it¡¯d be good to have her be ustomed to other methods of delivery than between mucous membranes¡ At any rate make sure you turn the tables on them alright? At times like that, she won¡¯t have to kiss other dungeon cores.¡± Haku-san smiled. ¡ Oh, then Rokuko¡¯s saliva covering your finger from her licking it with her outstretched tongue is unrted? I want to say that, but it¡¯d be bad for my heart if I carelessly said something like that and got bathed in that bloodthirst again. ¡°I wonder if you know? There¡¯s another dungeon on Tsuia Mountain. You probably won¡¯t meet it too soon since it¡¯s on the opposite side of the mountain though.¡± ¡°¡ Haku-san, you know saying something like that is a g right?¡± ¡°A g? The thing stuck in the [Omelet Filled with Rice] from the [Avarice Meal]? Is that what you mean?¡± ¡°No, never mind¡¡± The heck, why am getting this really bad feeling? Chapter 62 The Egg¡¯s Identity Come to think of it, Rokuko spent 10,000 DP on an egg a while ago. We don¡¯t know what it is, but Haku-san probably does. Because of that, we consulted her about the egg that had grown about as big as a softball. ¡ I have no idea why an egg is growing though. Mysterious. ¡°This is it Haku Ane-sama, do you know what it is?¡± ¡°Oh my, this is¡ it¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve seen one in a while, a phoenix egg¡ their meat is quite delicious you know?¡± ording to Haku-san¡¯s appraisal, it seemed it was a phoenix egg. And it seems that a phoenix¡¯s meat is delicious¡ I wonder if phoenixes are all-you-can-eat meals? ¡°An existence who is like a mass of magical power¡ even its blood is medicinal. There¡¯s a lot of various uses for it, it¡¯s not that useful as a monster though.¡± ¡°It isn¡¯t strong?¡± ¡°Even though it can revive itself if it dies, it¡¯s basically just a bird that¡¯s on fire you know? It¡¯s considered a B-Rank monster when assigned for subjugations because it¡¯s an unusual existence, but for simplebat even a solo C-Rank adventurer can hunt it.¡± Hmm, so it doesn¡¯t look like I can make it into a dungeon boss. Maybe it¡¯d be fine if I just make it appear as a rare monster in the dungeon? ¡°Incidentally, it needs to be as hot as possible for it to hatch¡ just putting it inside fire isn¡¯t enough. It won¡¯t die even if it¡¯s frozen though. Even though it¡¯s an egg, it¡¯s still a phoenix.¡± ¡ Furthermore, it looks like it¡¯ll revive even if the egg is broken. How it does that is a mystery. It looks like a phoenix can only die of old age. Though since it seems that it¡¯ll turn back into an egg when it¡¯s old, calling it a death is questionable. ¡°A phoenix huuuh, thanks for telling us, Haku Ane-sama¡ I want to thank you somehow, what should I do?¡± ¡°Fufu, Rokuko-chan¡¯s feelings are plenty enough¡ Ah, but umm, the massage chair in that room¡ I want it, but¡ umm, is that no good? If needed I can pay with DP?¡± Ooh, a business chance. Gotta increase its worth as much as I can. ¡°Aah~ so that~? It¡¯s just ticklish for me, not that pleasant¡ Kehma, can¡¯t we just give it to her for free?¡± ¡°There¡¯s no way! ¡ Is what I want to say, but we¡¯re constantly receiving help from Haku-san, so I guess it¡¯s fine?¡± ¡°Oh my, really? I¡¯m d.¡± Haku-san¡¯s face was smiling, but there was something she wasn¡¯t saying: ¡°I wonder what your angle is?¡± I returned the best smile I could muster. My face hurts. ¡°No really, it¡¯s just our goodwill. If anything, please continue to favor our [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion] from now on alright?¡± ¡°There¡¯s no need to even ask. And?¡± ¡°Yes, and since it might trouble us after this¡ I¡¯d like it if you could tell us about that dungeon on the other side of the mountain.¡± ¡°Oh my, it¡¯s simple if that¡¯s all.¡± Haku-sanughed lightly and gave us information about the dungeon on the other side of the mountain. Its name is [me Cavern]. It¡¯s location was exactly on the opposite side of Tsuia Mountain. Adventurers had to be at least C-Rank to enter it. For information disclosure, they also needed to be at least C-Rank. Monsters that appear in it are fundamentally of the fire type. asionally there would be a ground type. Fire type monsters are¡ things like a magma slime or red lizard. Well, that much could be gotten from the guild if you were at least a C-Rank adventurer. After that, Haku-san gave information that you couldn¡¯t get from the guild. Its dungeon core was a smander type. No. 112. ¡ Smander type huh. So it doesn¡¯t have to be humanoid. ¡°There aren¡¯t many human types. That¡¯s why I dote so much on Rokuko-chan.¡± Eh. So this person was self aware that she doted on her? Also, it appears that the [me Cavern] had a dungeon master. Moreover, it was a dragon. It was originally a red dragon that built its nest on Tsuia Mountain and was now the dungeon¡¯s master. ¡°Dragons like to hoard shiny things. It¡¯s sure to have a lot of treasure you know?¡± ¡°No, more importantly, a dragon¡? So dragons can also be masters huh.¡± ¡°So long as the person has intelligence, they are suitable for bing a master¡ Or maybe the condition was something like having a name? It¡¯s not talked about often, the conditions for bing a master still aren¡¯t well known.¡± Come to think of it I still don¡¯t really know how I became Rokuko¡¯s master huh¡ From what she told me, once a dungeon core is attached to a master they can¡¯t attach themselves to a new master on their own. ¡°¡ Ah, right. If you have a dungeon battle with that dungeon, don¡¯t use that rat strategy to win.¡± ¡°Eh? Why not?¡± ¡°That dungeon¡¯s floors are fundamentally hot. It¡¯s not a problem if you¡¯re wearing boots, but it¡¯s probably too severe for rats. At best their feet would be burnt after the first floor.¡± I heard something good. I probably would¡¯ve mass produced some roasted rats if I didn¡¯t know about this beforehand. ¡ Actually, I shouldn¡¯t assume that we¡¯ll have a dungeon battle. From now on I could just think about ways to not be at a disadvantage¡ well, it¡¯d cut down on my sleeping hours right? I went to great lengths to be able to sleep for twelve hours a day recently. I obtained some rough information from Haku-san. At any rate, I was able to buy some very useful information. I¡¯m very happy about using that handmade massage chair to obtain this information. Although adventurers could get information about it, we¡¯re E-Ranks right now and wouldn¡¯t know until we became C-Ranks. Besides, getting information on a dungeon master is definitely wee. ¡°Then again, I did say it¡¯s on the other side of the mountain, so you probably won¡¯t meet them for a while.¡± ¡ Haku-san, I can¡¯t take that as anything but a g! * In the end, Haku-san firmly hugged Rokuko, reluctant to leave her. We were able to obtain a lot of various things. Both funds and information. I¡¯ve thought this before, but Haku-san is like a bonus character huh¡ I¡¯vee to view her as a god of fortune. Should I pray to her? Chapter 63 Opening? It was decided that Rokuko could use her tip however she wanted¡ It wouldn¡¯t be funny if I incurred Haku-san¡¯s wrath by using Rokuko¡¯s tip. ¡°By the way, how much did you get?¡± ¡°¡ Around 100,000 DP.¡± ¡ Wouldn¡¯t it have been fine to have just been a little? My heart just skipped a beat there. The number of gold coins given to the inn is sixty-five. Worth 650,000 DP when bought with DP, it would be 65,000 DP if I converted it into DP. We just got a massive amount, so I should just give up on Rokuko¡¯s portion. I wouldn¡¯t hesitate if Rokuko used it for the dungeon¡¯s sake though. If pushes to shove I¡¯ll have her loan me some, let¡¯s go with that. Well, that egg is a phoenix or something, but¡ª ¡°¡ªCome to think of it, can we try and see if the egg can really revive?¡± Hopping aboard Rokuko¡¯s proposal, we decided to break it then heat it up with a torch. ¡ Come to think of it, I wonder if anyone here knows the Vietnamese food called hot vit lon? The boiled duck egg variety. However, the contents of the egg contains a baby chick just before it hatches. It¡¯s ssified as a strange food. Weeell, it¡¯s somewhat of a curiosity to me since neither eggs nor chicken meat are considered strange food but a mix of the two is, haha. Escapism aside, this phoenix egg had that kind of feeling. Looks like I started thinking about something else for a moment there before this is unpleasant¡ Well, burning its body needed a bit of a guro warning. After that, particles of light gathered up around it and it revived back as an egg in ce. Furthermore, its carcass remained. It was so small. ording to Haku-san, it revives by forcibly gathering ambient mana. Let¡¯s try a second time to make sure¡ Yep, it takes less than a second to revive after being burned, fast. And gross. ¡°Haku Ane-sama said this guy is delicious to eat right?¡± ¡°¡ Rokuko is considerably mentally strong. My respect.¡± ¡°Eh? Ah, un, thanks?¡± Any, now to make some hot vit lon¡ not. Since a phoenix egg [Needs to be inside a fire to hatch], we decided to ce it on one of the [Mysterious Torches that Somehow Don¡¯t Burn Out] that lit the dungeon. This should be an easy way to care for it so it¡¯s fine. It revived even when we dropped and smashed it. Though a phoenix egg and even its carcass can be turned into medicine and some raw materials¡ it¡¯s worth 0 DP if you try to exchange it as a treasure. It would¡¯ve been worth so many points if we just kept breaking it though¡ I think I would¡¯ve made a golem that automatically kept breaking the egg if it was worth anything. Also, since she¡¯d probably get fired up about it, I kept Ichika from seeing (= eating) it. The egg would properly revive even if we trampled it. It wouldn¡¯t get us any DP though. * Several days after forgetting about the g. Two avera~ge E-Rank adventurers who came to conquer the dungeon stayed at the hotel and managed to hunt goblins on the first floor. Since they were weary of the ton of traps, their progress was slow. Meanwhile, while I was sleeping and using Meat as a hug pillow as usual, Rokuko jumped in. ¡°Bad news, Kehma! The tunnel made it through!¡± ¡°Fuoh? Finally¡ wait, hold up, it didn¡¯t make it to the other side of the mountain.¡± ¡°T-that¡¯s why this isn¡¯t a time to sleep¡ª!¡± Rokuko¡¯s never woken me up from my sleep. This is the first time. Honestly, she¡¯s been diligent about me telling her to not wake me up unless it¡¯s a state of emergency. Looking at the dungeon map, we dug up a cave somewhere. When I opened the monitor to see directly from the menu, it was a red cave that spread out. ¡°Hey, Rokuko¡ this is¡¡± ¡°¡ ¡ A dungeon that¡¯s not ours. What should we do?¡± It¡¯s probably the [me Cavern]. A single red lizard is as big as a medium-sized dog, its red tongue is definitely something you don¡¯t want to pick a fight with. Mm, dangerous for golems and eyes. ¡°Withdraw! Seal the hole!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll spend DP to make a wall!¡± Ah, sorry for the intrusion~. As though to say that, we pulled the golem back and started making a wall. Red lizards started rushing towards it instantly¡ the wall made it just in time. Bang! Bang! The door started being beaten. ¡°¡ Oh crap oh crap, it would¡¯ve been a fight if we were even a little slower.¡± ¡°Kehma. No matter how I look at it, the fight already started.¡± That¡¯s right, we avoided it but the fight did start. It won¡¯t be funny when the wall gets broken. ¡°We¡¯ll prepare to intercept them while buying time. Deploy traps in the passage.¡± ¡°[Bottomless Swamps] and [Spear Ceilings] then.¡± The red lizards broke through the wall, diving towards the interception retrofitted golems that were installing the traps. However, the red lizards fell into the [Bottomless Swamp]. But that monitor lizard, while emitting a lot of hissing steam, just forced its way out without paying it any attention. While the golems held them back, the [Spear Ceiling] dropped from above, skewering the lizards and submerging them in the marsh. Good, they stopped moving this time. ¡°¡ Alright, let¡¯s repair the wall now.¡± ¡°Y-yeah.¡± To remake the wall, we destroyed about five meters of ceiling and released it from our dungeon rule. It should be fine with this¡ wait, what¡¯s that sound? A loud bang came from the other side of the copsed passage. Breathing fire, arge mass of red,rger than the red lizards from a moment ago, appeared. It was about half the size of the passage, which itself was around wide enough for two wagons to be able to just pass each other¡ A wagon-sized monitor lizard d in mes burst through. While I was thinking, it dried out the [Bottomless Swamp] and blew away the [Spear Ceiling] with fire, running over and crushing the golems. [Uoooaaah! Where aaaare yooou!?] A smander. ¡ Wait, could that be the dungeon core? He talks with a deep yakuza voice. For now, let¡¯s try making contact. Since he was inside our dungeon¡¯s passage, I could forward my voice to him. I called him using that function. ¡°Stop! Dungeon Core No. 112!¡± [Ooouuu!? What, you know who I am you son of a biiiitch!? ¡ Mm? What¡¯s this, now that I take a better look this is a dungeon isn¡¯t it! The fuck are you!? When I called out his name, the smander mmed on his brakes. Yep, looks like we¡¯ve met the dungeon core. ¡°Hiiii¡ª!? N-No. 112¡ª¡ w-why d-do¡ª! You want to know!?¡± [This meager voice, No. 695 huh!? That¡¯s my line! The fuck would you tunnel into my dungeon fooor!?] ¡°Allow me to exin. It was an unfortunate ident, sorry, I apologize.¡± [O-ou? Meek aren¡¯t you!? Bastard, who¡¯re you, the dungeon master!? Show yourself!] Since he knows we¡¯re the dungeon core and master, even though he probably wouldn¡¯t suddenly kill us, let¡¯s send a golem just instead just in case. [Aah!? So you¡¯re the dungeon master huh!? Wait, you¡¯re a golem!] ¡°Yeah, sorry, I didn¡¯t intend to invade your dungeon even if that¡¯s what it looks like.¡± [Reveal your real body so I can kill you! No. 695 is a human type, how could a golem be her master¡ hmm? No, maybe it¡¯s because even the golem is human type? No no, golems are too stupid to be masters!] I thought I might be able to trick him for a bit, but looks like that didn¡¯t work. It looks like I could lead the conversation on¡ he didn¡¯t suddenly destroy the golem either, so he probably won¡¯t suddenly kill me without reason. If it looks dangerous I¡¯ll just have Rokuko collect me whenever she thinks she should. So I resolved myself. On foot. It couldn¡¯t be helped, I couldn¡¯t teleport there since he was treated as an intruder. Though it was just a long passage with nothing in it, it took a while to walk down it. I was able to exit one hundred meters from it because that¡¯s where the goblin room is, so I was able to get there rtively easily. ¡°¡ So, how¡¯re you going to settle this!?¡± The smander roared. Well, I really was in the wrong here. More or less like how monsters can directly leave the dungeon core, a dungeon master can directly set up traps and facilities inside the dungeon. They¡¯d die if they let down their guard since the range is just around five meters though. ¡°Right, I¡¯ll apologize. To be specific¡ I¡¯ll patch the hole. Also¡ right, do you know about [Dogeza]?¡± ¡°¡ O-ou? [Dogeza] huh, of course! It¡¯s when you bow your head while in [Seiza]! Why did you ask?¡± ¡°Ah, our talk will go faster since you know it. There¡¯s another level that exceeds it, have you heard of the [Dogene] apology?¡± [1] ¡°Hoou, this is my first time hearing that. So what kind of apology is it?¡± Ah, I might be able to deceive him here. I don¡¯t particrly mind lowering my head, but just doing that might be a problem in the future, so let¡¯s try and trick him. Though it¡¯s like I¡¯m picking a fight here, we got information from Haku-san about the [me Cavern] in advance. It¡¯s fine if I just stall for now. ¡°Although the [Dogeza] shows apology through bowing one¡¯s head, the [Dogene] apologizes by lowering one¡¯s whole body.¡± Iyed a futon out on the cave¡¯s ground while giving a suitable exnation. ¡°Oi, what¡¯re you doing there?¡± ¡°Hmm? The [Dogene] apology. It¡¯s a polite apology that takes time to prepare. It¡¯s polite to bring lots of food in preparation you know?¡± ¡°Food? I don¡¯t get what you¡¯re saying!¡± ¡°¡ ¡®Prepare lots of traps to bring down your prey,¡¯ get what I¡¯m saying by preparations now?¡± ¡°I see! I get it.¡± I then got into the futon, then spoke. ¡°This is the [Dogene ]!¡± ¡°O-ooh! Certainly, apart from your head everything is covered¡¡± From what it looks like, this smander seems to believe me. This guy is¡ simple. Let¡¯s push it one step further. ¡°From here on, I will do the [Dogene] for seven days, five hours a day¡ no, I¡¯ll do it for eight!¡± ¡°W-what!? Eight hours!?¡± ¡°Is that not enough!? Twelve hours then! Twelve hours, in other words, I will spend half of the day in this posture! With that, I hope that you can forgive me¡¡± ¡°U-understood! Kuh¡ª, it couldn¡¯t be helped. There¡¯s no way I couldn¡¯t with you doing that, huh¡ heh, I wondered what kind of person No. 695¡¯s master was, to think you¡¯re so rational¡! However, I¡¯m the one saying it, but seven days, twelve hours every day¡ you¡¯ll seriously do it!? Great!!¡± ¡°Yeah. I understand.¡± Then, the smander returned in satisfaction. ¡ I don¡¯t know when he¡¯lle back, but until then why don¡¯t I just continue this [Dogene]? In my room, that is. Footnotes: y on words. Changed thest syble of [Dogeza] into [ÇÞ (ne ¡ª sleep)]. Chapter 64 Stupimander [That¡¯s just sleeeeeeeepiiiing!!!!] Blowing away the rubble that buried the passage, the smander reappeared. I got exposed on the fifth day. Took longer than I thought it would. But I really wanted to trick him after going that far. It was such a good excuse to sleep for twelve grand hours¡ SYJ5Vmy When I sent the golem to meet him in the passage, I guess he thought I was pretty rational since I introduced myself obediently. Since I made a room midway through the passage, my [Preparation] this time was that I could teleport there. It¡¯s a lot easier than walking. ¡°Oi¡ are you fucking with me!?¡± ¡°That¡¯s rude. I was being serious. So you think that [Dogene] is just sleeping? Unfortunate.¡± ¡°I-is that so?¡± Oh? I didn¡¯t expect that reaction¡ let¡¯s try and trick him again. ¡°Yeah, to begin with, if you think [Dogene] is just sleeping, isn¡¯t a [Dozega] just sitting?¡± ¡°Ugugu¨C, e-even so¡¡± ¡°Even though I went this far to show my apologetic feelings, and even though I went through so much to patch up the wall¡¡± ¡°Eh¨C. Yeah, well, uhh¡¡± ¡°¡ What will you do to settle this?¡± ¡°Mu-mumumu¡!¡± The smander just obediently agreed to what I said. Simple. Very simple. Stupimander~ ¡°I-I get it. How about I go and repair my wall¡¡± ¡°Just that? You won¡¯t do anything about scorning my heartfelt apology?¡± ¡°¡ Sorry.¡± ¡°Well, it¡¯s fine if you understand. I also said too much.¡± ¡°Y-y-y-you¡¯re a nice guy huh.¡± ¡°By the way Dungeon Core No. 112, has your master given you a name? It¡¯s hard for humans to keep saying Dungeon Core No. 112, so could you please teach me it?¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s [112]. My master gave it to me, it means one hundred and twelve in draconic.¡± It was tranted into [112] as usual. It is the draconic word for it after all. ¡°I see, that¡¯s a good name. But it¡¯s hard for me to pronounce it¡ I actually came from another world, so is it fine if I just parody 112?¡± ¡°Oo! What¡¯s the name?¡± Ah, so it affects things like that too. I thought about these kind of things during those five days. ¡°Ontentoo. If you take one and twelve apart, then divide twelve into ten and two, you get one, ten, and two. Mesh them together and you have Ontentoo. What do you think?¡± ¡°Hooh, I like it, call me that name.¡± Ontentoo, formerly known as Stupimander, smiled in delight. ¡°Yeah, Ontentoo. I¡¯m Masuda Keima.¡± ¡°Kehma huh, I¡¯ll remember it.¡± Ontentoo then went back in high spirits. As expected of Stupimander, tricked him again. ¡ Yep, looks like naming that guy didn¡¯t overwrite the one his master gave him. * ¡°I thought something was off!!¡± Then, Stupimander Ontentoo came back three dayster. These ones are pretty quick~. The party that was exploring our dungeon just got reced. There¡¯s a D-Rank party and two E-Rank parties this time. They memorized the traps and were practicing against the goblins and golems or something. It seemed like the adventurers that came this time weren¡¯t that interested in treasure. Thanks to that I don¡¯t have to go out of my way to rece the expensive treasures, so they¡¯re saving me a bit of DP with that. We¡¯re also getting more guests at the inn. Rokuko is in charge of meals and Ichika is working at the reception desk. I went around the rooms using Cleanup on them. Well, I haven¡¯t been doing that recently because I¡¯ve been busy with [Dogene]. Hahaha. ¡°Oh, Ontentoo. Wee back. So, what¡¯s off?¡± ¡°My master said it! You¡¯re lying to me! I tried out the [Dogene] so that I could demonstrate your apology, there¡¯s nothing difficult about it! Even master tried it out in human form, it¡¯spletelyfortable!¡± He went out of his way to try it out? What a faithful chap. So a dragon can change into human form huh¡ ¡°Ontentoo can¡¯t do a [Dogene] to begin with though. It¡¯s not painful for a smander to stay standing right? That much is natural, since the structure of your body is different from a human¡¯s. ¡°I-is that so?¡± ¡°And wouldn¡¯t a dragon¡¯s human form just mimic the appearance of a human? In reality, wouldn¡¯t their stamina be disproportional to a true human? I¡¯m a normal human, I¡¯d be troubled if youpared me to that. I¡¯d be burned if I tried toy down in the [me Cavern] you know?¡± ¡°Ooh¡ that¡¯s right too.¡± ¡°To begin with, doing the [Dogene] is so painful to humans that they lose consciousness you know? Even I repeatedly lose consciousness doing it¡¡± ¡°W-what¡¯s that!? So that was it huh¡¡± Well, my opening my eyes would be painful when I¡¯m falling asleep! ¡°So, what did Ontentoo want me for?¡± ¡°U-umuu¡ I-I wonder?¡± You¡¯re asking me? I don¡¯t rmend that. ¡°Got it, looks like you¡¯re still dissatisfied¡ I guess twelve hours a day of [Dogene] wasn¡¯t enough huh?¡± ¡°W-what do you mean?¡± ¡°Well I¡¯ll add another person, my subordinate, and have them do it as well!¡± ¡°W-what!?¡± ¡°Moreover, I¡¯ll restrain them myself, making it so that they can¡¯t move. A forced [Dogene]!¡± ¡°What the¡ª! ¡ Hmmm, if you do so, that will be plenty. Kehma, your determination is firm. I understand.¡± Ontentoo left yet again. At this pace he¡¯ll be back in a day I guess? ¡ Well, as promised, I went back to sleeping with Meat as my hug pillow. As usual. * ¡°No matter how I think about it isn¡¯t the [Dogene] just sleeping!?¡± ¡°Hmm? Oh, Ontentoo, you came back huh? So much free time~¡± Ontentoo came yet again one day after that¡ well, he came the next day. On his head was a red lizard-tailed¡ no, crocodile-tailed girl. ¡°¡ You are?¡± ¡°My master!¡± ¡°Oh¡ª! So you¡¯re the bastard that kept tricking this one¡¯s Danna-sama!?¡± [1] Isn¡¯t his master a red dragon? So that¡¯s a dragon tail huh. So Ontentoo¡¯s her husband? ¡°By the way, this one purposely changed into human form since this one¡¯s original form was toorge to pass through, be thankful!¡± ¡°My goodness, thank you very much for doing that.¡± ¡°Yeah, good isn¡¯t it! You¡¯re wee!¡± The red dragon girl threw her chest out in satisfaction. ¡°So, what is dissatisfying Oku-sama?¡± [2] ¡°Oku-sama¡ yeah, this one is an Oku-sama! Right, 112!?¡± ¡°Yeah, Oku-sama is my love. Redra, love youuu.¡± Oi, don¡¯t just go and suddenly act out a y in my dungeon. Leave first. ¡°Ah! That¡¯s not it, you kept cheating him! Guys like you¡¡ª¡± ¡°Oh? That so? Oi Kehma! What¡¯d you do!¡± Eeeh. I didn¡¯t do anything you know? Is that it? They¡¯re the type that gets fired up easily? ¡ This couple looks like they¡¯rerades in idiocy! Footnotes: Think of Danna-sama as the ¡°husband¡± version of Ojou-sama. Think of Oku-sama as the ¡°wife¡± version of Ojou-sama. Chapter 65 Negotiations with the Red Dragon ¡°So, what could be dissatisfying Oku-sama? I thought that I¡¯d apologized enough with the [Dogene]?¡± ¡°O-Oku-sama¡ ehehe¡ ah¡ª, that¡¯s not it! Is that [Dogene] thing seriously an apology!?¡± Oh, straight to point huh. Her head might not be so bad. ¡°Going to the point of lowering one¡¯s entire body and not just their head, there is no higher form of apology. Oppositely, what posture does Oku-sama take as a form of apology?¡± ¡°Mu¡ª¡ umuu, now that you say it, that¡¯s right¡ this one lies down and shows her belly¡ or something!?¡± ¡°I see. So isn¡¯t the [Dogene] much the same?¡± ¡°Huh!? How!?¡± ¡°It is the same posture. However, for you to still not believe my apology is sincere despite me going this far¡ I am saddened.¡± ¡°N-no, it¡¯s not that this one doesn¡¯t believe you¡ª¡± I wonder if hanging my head and looking at my hands was a bit much¡? I decided to show her some charades, but that red dragon reacted like she did something bad to me. As expected of Stupimander¡¯s Oku-sama huh. ¡°Is that sooo, so if you really believe me¡ in truth, I dug this tunnel so that we could pass through the mountain from our side, is there any way we could work something out?¡± ¡°¡ Not possible!¡± ¡°Oh¡ Oku-sama, so in other words you don¡¯t believe me¡¡± ¡°No! That¡¯s not it! Mmm, Tsuia Mountain is mostly this one¡¯s dungeon to begin with! You can¡¯t open a path through it!¡± The red dragon looked flustered when she refused. Hey, wait a second, what did she just say? ¡°What do you mean by Tsuia Mountain being mostly your dungeon?¡± ¡°The mountain. It¡¯s all this one¡¯s dungeon!¡± By that, I guess she means all of it is the [me Cavern]? I can¡¯t picture it too well so let¡¯s make a model. Taking out some leftovers from when I made the y golems, I formed it into the rough shape of Tsuia Mountain while referring to the map. ¡°Oh? That¡¯s Tsuia Mountain! You¡¯re good with your hands!¡± ¡°Thanks. Let¡¯s see, so if this is Tsuia Mountain, how much is the [me Cavern]?¡± ¡°About this much!¡± About eighty percent of what the y represented. Half of a little less than the twenty percent remaining was the size of our dungeon right now. It really is just the edge of Tsuia Mountain. ¡ [me Cavern] is pretty huge¡. It would¡¯ve been hard to dig a tunnel without knocking into it. ¡°Or rather, how long have you been making a dungeon in our mountain!?¡± ¡°Oooh, that¡¯s a question for our dungeon core¡ Rokuko, how long~?¡± [Eh? ¡ ¡ I don¡¯t know exactly, but I think it¡¯s somewhere around ten years?] She replied back. Ten years huh~¡ ¡°Since around ten years ago.¡± ¡°We¡¯ve been here for around five hundred years! We were here first!¡± ¡°Well, that¡¯s why she¡¯s No. 695¡ ah? Now that I think about it, No. 695¡ wasn¡¯t that one a human type?¡± Ontentoo was thinking about something that seemed trivial¡ Setting Stupimander aside, let¡¯s try some negotiations. Oh fellow master of negotiations¡ show me your skills! ¡°There¡¯s no way I could pass a tunnel through?¡± ¡°No, it looks like you extended the cave this far by chance, but any farther is impossible! This one won¡¯t let a single rat pass through her dungeon!¡± ¡°Could you part with just a little so that I could build the tunnel? I¡¯d be fine paying in DP.¡± ¡°Ou, 500,000 DP for it then! That much because there are things to move if you extended this cave straight ahead!¡± 500,000 DP¡ well, I don¡¯t think it¡¯d cost that much to move things around. Also, overwriting territory, wouldn¡¯t that have to be payed for as well? In other words, she¡¯s overcharging me? So brazen despite being Stupiwife! ¡°Even so, I can¡¯t hand over 500,000 DP.¡± ¡°That so? Though it¡¯sing from this one, it¡¯s a pretty great price!¡± Hmm, that might not be the market price for exchanging territory, but I don¡¯t know. I probably wouldn¡¯t learn even if I asked Rokuko, so it¡¯s impossible to say if paying 500,000 DP for it is actually an unreasonable amount of DP. Although I want to drive down the price, this red dragon seems like an honest person. It might actually be a reasonable offer. ¡ Oh,e to think of it I just got a few gold coins huh? ¡°Would fifty gold coins work?¡± ¡°What use are gold coins? You¡¯re stupid huh, it can¡¯t be used if it¡¯s not DP!¡± The red dragon refused with a smile. So it¡¯s no good huh. It would¡¯ve been great if I could pay in gold. ¡ No, wait a second. Dragons should love shiny things, let¡¯s try actually showing it off. I took out a single shining gold coin and held it in my right hand to show it off to the red dragon. ¡°Hahaha, 10,000 DP for a single gold coin¡ such a was¡ª¡ O-oooh it¡¯s this awesome!?¡± Hook, line and sinker~~~! When I slowly moved my hand back and forth, the red dragon followed it with her eyes. She looked to the right when I moved right and to the left when I moved left. She¡¯spletely captivated by it. Ah, still though. My opponent¡¯s still not sold on it huh? I took out a silver coin and polished it till it shined and held it in my left hand. ¡°I¡¯ll give one silver coin for every ten gold coins if you sell now.¡± ¡°Wha¡ª! T-that¡¯s, heeeh, really!?¡± ¡°Really! I would never lie!¡± Moving the silver coin in my left hand in a circle while I said that, the red dragon¡¯s whole face followed it. Alright¡ time for onest push. ¡°B-but, hmmm¡?¡± ¡°Oh, Oku-sama, are you still not satisfied? ¡ That¡¯s fine, then as a one day special, today only, I will add this service! Today! Right here! Only if you agree to ept the fifty gold coins as 500,000 DP! In addition to the extra silver coins, you will receive as a present¡ this crystal knight figurine!¡± ¡°Uoooh!?¡± The moment I put the transparent and shining crystal knight figurine on the table, the red dragon¡¯s eyes opened wide. [1] The crystal knight figurine was twenty centimeters tall. I made it with mana potion bottles. ¡°T-this is¡ it¡¯s like it could move at any moment¡! Wonderful!¡± It really could move if I wanted it to. It¡¯s a golem after all. It sparkles and reflects a ridiculous amount of light since it was something made for a dragon¡¯s interests. The red dragon¡¯s eyes were sparkling so much that they wouldn¡¯t lose to it though. ¡°This offer only stands only if you give an agreeable response right now.¡± ¡°A-alright! Isn¡¯t it great 112!? As though she were a child pleading for a shiny toy, she pped her hands against Ontentoo, who was thinking about something in a daze. ¡°Aah? ¡ Wait, right now, feels like I forgot something serious.¡± ¡°Muuu, hurry up! This one can¡¯t get that figurine if we don¡¯t answer right now!¡± ¡°Aaah, can¡¯t be helped huh¡. Ah. I remembered!!¡± Ontentoo suddenly raised his voice to a roar. ¡°No. 695 is that No. 89 the [Betrayer]¡¯srade isn¡¯t sheeeee!!!¡± Roar! Fire expelled from his mouth. ¡ Haku-san, this dungeon core is calling you a [Betrayer]. Well, you do hunt other dungeon cores I guess. Footnotes: To be sure, the table referenced is figurative. He¡¯s referring to [The Offer]. Chapter 66 The Second Dungeon Battle ¡°Eh¡ª, s-so this one can¡¯t get the knight figurine then?¡± ¡°No! That [Betrayer]¡¯srade is an enemy!¡± ¡°Enemy! That¡¯s a long word! What¡¯s it mean? Please say it in draconic!¡± ¡°Enemy means [Something You Should Trample]!¡± ¡°Enemy means [Something You Should Trample]!? This one is itching for a fight!¡± Oi, that¡¯s what [Enemy] means in draconic? As expected from the strongest kind of living creature, they look down on things with all they have. ¡°We¡¯ve been negotiating with them about territory though! This one wants that knight figurine you know!? This one wants it by any means!¡± ¡°Yeah¡ Oi Kehma, what now?¡± He just called me an enemy and now he¡¯s asking me. Make up your mind already, oi. Is it that? Was the master¡¯s absolutemand used? Something like [Hurry up and get it] or [By any means]? ¡°Oi oi, Ontentoo. I¡¯m not your enemy you know?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t say something lonely like that. That was for that dungeon core. You, I¡¯m pleased with.¡± So that was it. I¡¯m also pleased with you, you know? You¡¯re simple to talk with after all! ¡°I also want her to have the crystal knight figurine. That doesn¡¯t mean for free though.¡± ¡°Really!? You¡¯re a good guy after all. So, what to do then? It can¡¯t be territory.¡± ¡°Hmm. It¡¯s easy then. We¡¯ll have a dungeon battle for it then. If we lose, we¡¯ll give the fifty gold coins and freebie silver coins, as well as the crystal knight. In return, we¡¯ll get the territory if we win. We won¡¯t need to negotiate since the match will decide it if we do that. Sound good?¡± ¡°Hooh¡ well that should be alright. But doesn¡¯t our side have the advantage¡?¡± ¡°For that, I want to propose two irregr rules.¡± Irregr rules. For example, like how the victory condition in the dungeon battle we had against Haku-san was to touch the dummy core rather than the dungeon core. ¡°First, you would be devoting yourselves to defense rather than offence. If you can hold out, it¡¯s your win¡ how about one day for the length?¡± ¡°Hoh, a defensive battle huh. But our dungeon is very deep. Conquering it in one day is impossible.¡± The dungeon certainly is five hundred years old, so there are quite a few floors. ¡°That¡¯s where the second rulees in¡ Our dungeon has five floors right now. So for [Equality], it¡¯ll be our win if we can advance further than the fifth floor. Sound good?¡± ¡°Ooh, that would make it equal. Fine then. We¡¯ll give you territory for this tunnel if you can win.¡± No, that¡¯s not equal at all. You could easily invade beyond the fifth floor in a dungeon battle with half a day. I¡¯d have a full day along with being able to fully concentrate on invading. Additionally, I¡¯ve been making preparations for the invasion in advance for a while now. It¡¯spletely my advantage. ¡°While we¡¯re at it, yeah. If you can touch the dungeon core on the bottom floor¡ this one will give you half of Tsuia Mountain. She said that, getting caught up in the moment. Even so, even Stupimander Ontentoo¡¯s eyes opened wide in surprise. ¡°Wha¡ª!? W-what if they actually did it!?¡± ¡°What¡¯re you saying? There¡¯s no way they could make it to the bottom floor in a single day you know?¡± ¡°Y-yeah! Of course. A day huh¡ oi Redra, you sure?¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t it fine!? I just want to get that figurine you know!? Along with dealing with the [Enemy (Something You Should Trample)] we also get the gold and silver coins, aren¡¯t those only good things!?¡± They don¡¯t think that they¡¯ll be defeated at all. ¡°But they¡¯ll get the territory without paying the gold coins if they win right?¡± ¡°There¡¯s no way this one will lose with equal conditions!¡± ¡°Then the conditions are fine I guess?¡± ¡°Yeah! So, let¡¯s do it, how about right now!?¡± Honestly, right now? Well, it¡¯s not like I couldn¡¯t. But it¡¯d be bad to rush it if I want to make this a certain win. ¡°Our dungeon will need to prepare¡¡± ¡°Well then, it will be after a week.¡± ¡°Ooh, that sounds good. Then, we¡¯ll head back.¡± ¡°But it¡¯s fine for me to have that figurine right!? Right!?¡± ¡°¡ Please take it.¡± I grinned. * ¡°¡ So, can we win?¡± Rokuko asked me that as soon as I returned to the inn. I answered while patting Meat, who always rushes over to be my hug pillow, on the head. ¡°What¡¯re you talking about, Rokuko? The oue is settled you know?¡± ¡°¡ Eh? How?¡± Rokuko tilted her head to the side, confused. Looks like she hasn¡¯t noticed yet¡ still naive? While showing Rokuko the map, I exined it to her. ¡°Our easiest victory condition is to get past the fifth floor of the [me Cavern]. ¡°They said that.¡± ¡°How about you, Meat? Do you get it?¡± I asked Meat, who was watching the negotiations along with Rokuko. Although Ichika was working at the reception desk and wasn¡¯t here, she probably would¡¯ve grinned from understanding me if she saw it. As for Meat, she answered after thinking for a moment. ¡°¡ ¡ Umm, the¡ figurine?¡± ¡°Eh? What about the figurine?¡± Oi, Meat¡¯s pretty clever. Better than the dungeon core. ¡°Because¡ that figurine, it¡¯s Goshujin-sama¡¯s golem¡ right? Then, it¡¯s an ally¡¡± ¡°Eh? That thing, didn¡¯t you give it to them?¡± ¡°I did say they could take it, I don¡¯t recall giving it to them though.¡± ¡°But you said it was a present?¡± ¡°That was only the case if they epted the gold coins for 500,000 DP. It¡¯s a different story now since they didn¡¯t go for it.¡± It may be a heartless pretext, but it still belongs to us. It wasn¡¯t a present. And seeing as it¡¯s my golem, it¡¯s obvious that it¡¯d be under my control. It¡¯s part of my forces. ¡ Even if she¡¯s the one to put it in a treasure room, it doesn¡¯t change the fact that one of my men made it past the fifth floor. If things go well, we might even be able to touch the dungeon core¡¯s main body. If by some chance I¡¯m wrong, as in if the treasure room is above the fifth floor, it¡¯ll already have been carried pretty deep down. ¡°Our win is decided.¡± ¡°¡ How?¡± ¡°I can confirm where it is on the map and can see and hear through the golem. There won¡¯t be any problems since we¡¯ve snuck a troop into their innermost floors, is something wrong with that?¡± ¡°¡ Really. Uwaah, so cruel.¡± P9owThk A general once said: ¡®What is war? Something where victory or defeat is decided beforehand.¡¯ I agree with it. ¡°But that¡¯s just ast resort. If possible I want to win without letting the crystal figurine golem getting exposed¡ That way, we can eavesdrop on their conversations whenever. That way we can have an overwhelming advantage over them from now on.¡± ¡°Kehma, your face says you¡¯re thinking about something bad¡ you¡¯re reliable!¡± But to the end, [I¡¯ll do it if I can]. I¡¯ll do whatever I can if I can¡¯t win through normal means. I even want the crystal figurine golem to touch the dungeon core without being exposed if it can. Since I¡¯ll be using special golems from now on, maybe I should [Unveil] it soon? Getting half of Tsuia Mountain might be enoughpensation for using my trump card. It¡¯s fine even if we just win the tunnel part. We don¡¯t need the mountain to extend the dungeon down underground¡ ¡°Well, whatever works.¡± I stopped thinking about it since it was getting troublesome. Let¡¯s just focus on the most important preparations. That is, winning however we can. Chapter 67 Information Gathering (Eavesdropping) ¡°Alright, have to go do the [Dogene] today as well~¡± ¡°Kehma has it hard huh, having to do the [Dogene] every day¡ for twelve hours even. Well, Meat not working while she¡¯s being a hug pillow just makes more work for me though.¡± ¡°Hmm? Rokuko doesn¡¯t want to work either? But the golems take care of most everything, you just need to take out the food right? ¡°¡ I wasn¡¯t thinking that the golems were reliable enough to do it themselves you know. Really.¡± Putting on the specially made gloves and shoes y golems made for the inn¡¯s odd jobs, I cleaned some dishes with [Cleanup] while making sure to listen to what Rokuko and Ichika said. ¡°Meat can use [Storage], so it¡¯s alright for me to not bring people food.¡± ¡°¡ No, it¡¯d be weird if Meat worked in the dining room to begin with since she¡¯s a hug pillow. Right?¡± ¡°Yes! I am a hug pillow!¡± Her doggy ears perked up and her tail wagged while she gave that great answer. You really don¡¯t want to work huh. As expected of my hug pillow. When I stroked her head so that I could hold and feel her amazingly good feeling doggy ears, she closed her eyes and her body quivered. ¡°Mumumu¡ then properly praise me too!¡± ¡°Hmm? You truthfully have my thanks for everything you know? I wouldn¡¯t be here if Rokuko wasn¡¯t here.¡± Thanks to bing a dungeon master, I¡¯ve gotten more time to sleep than when I was in Japan. I don¡¯t even have to worry about food because I can buy it with DP. ¡°I¡¯ll be relying on you from here on too, Rokuko.¡± ¡°T-that much is normal! Fufun, well I¡¯m fine even if I don¡¯t rest!¡± Rokuko left in a good mood. ¡ Being fine even if you don¡¯t rest huh. That¡¯d be seriously dreadful. There¡¯s no way I could stand that. * ¡°Well, that guy¡¯s pretty good huh!¡± ¡°Yeah. If only they weren¡¯t with that betrayer¡¡± The dungeon master of the [me Cavern], the red dragon Redra. And Dungeon Core No. 112, Ontentoo. The two were currently talking about their two neighbors that suddenly made an appearance. ¡°Also gave me a new name, Ontentoo huh.¡± ¡°Eeh, but this one likes the name she gave you better!¡± ¡°Haha, looks like it¡¯s hard for humans to say though. Well, the name I got from Redra is more important.¡± ¡°You saying that makes this one happy! You¡¯re this one¡¯s lovely Danna-sama after all, [112]!¡± Redra called Ontentoo [112] in draconic, but unless you knew thenguage you would probably just hear nothing but roars if you didn¡¯t have a trantion skill. Although it was a hard for humans, Redra could speak it fluently even when she changed into human form. ¡°But this crystal figurine¡¯s so cooooool with its sparkles isn¡¯t it!? Fuehehe¡¡± ¡°It is, though I¡¯ll have to go through some trouble now. Seeing Redra¡¯s face cken from obtaining the treasure she¡¯d set her eyes on, Ontentoo let out a small puff of me in satisfaction. ¡°¡ Yeah, we¡¯re doing a dungeon battle. Have to show signs of a [Transition Phase].¡± A [Transition Phase], ording to what was taught to other dungeon cores before, dungeons would drive the obstructive humans away during a dungeon battle. That way, even if the structure is entirely different after the dungeon battle, they won¡¯t question it. Ontentoo was aware of that. Increasing the amount or traps, somewhat narrowing the passages, increasing the amount of monsters and the appearance of monsters that didn¡¯t normally appear were all signs of a [Transition Phase]. Even so, it was a convenient cover story for a dungeon battle. ¡ Then again, the origin of the rumor came from Dungeon Core No. 89 the [Betrayer]. Ontentoo couldn¡¯t figure out why she started it. He was just impressed that there were people that fell for something that was too good to be true. ¡°Now then, how about adding more traps and monsters?¡± ¡°Hey hey [112]!? It¡¯s this one¡¯s turn to do it right!?¡± ¡°¡ Yeah, make sure to do it properly yeah?¡± ¡°No problem¡¡± As for Ontentoo, he just wanted Redra to summon monsters. Even if she was the dungeon master, she was his dear wife. Then again, since she herself said that she [Wanted to rage], he hesitated. In truth, this [me Cavern]¡¯s biggest strength was the boss, Redra. There wasn¡¯t a reason for her to not make use of her. ¡°¡ Since the boss room is going to get made on the fifth floor, wait for them there. We¡¯ll lose if Redra is defeated ye know?¡± ¡°It¡¯ll be fine, this one is an authority on dealing with small fry!¡± Kakaka! Redraughed cheerfully. Seeing the way she looked, he couldn¡¯t imagine her being defeated at all. ¡°Kukuku, you¡¯re having fun. But that Kehma fellow, his face said he had some kind of n¡ Well, at worst even if we lose he¡¯d get to the fiftieth floor, there¡¯s no way he¡¯d get half the mountain yeah?¡± * All of that was happening in the [me Cavern] and was seen by the crystal knight golem. ¡°I see, so the boss room will be on the fifth floor¡ and the fiftieth floor, huh. I see, so the crystal golem¡¯s mark is around there.¡± ¡°Muu, I wonder how many traps were added. I don¡¯t know that well since the number one hundred and twelve is moving on the menu.¡± Concerning the menu, only I can see it unless I decide to show it, so I understand. I didn¡¯t expect that much to start with though. Ah, by the way, this video is a recording. In reality I was asleep when this happened. I was unconscious due to the [Dogene]. I had to lie face up, face down, and even turn sideways. I was really busy after all. Busy. ¡°¡ Kehma, can you win against a dragon?¡± ¡°Well, I don¡¯t know since I¡¯ve never fought against a dragon. I have a n though.¡± Even if the dungeon itself is somehow made countermeasures, the dragon doesn¡¯t understand them at all. Maybe the air-headed red dragon is just that strong? Well, our win is decided so let¡¯s just rest. I don¡¯t have to renovate this time, so it¡¯s fine to just take it easy with the preparations. Suggesting for this to be a defensive battle was the right call after all. Chapter 68 Second Dungeon Battle Onset of War [Oh, Kehma. Good with your preparations?] ¡°Yeah, I¡¯m good any time.¡± [Kuhahahaha! I like your spirit, human! Come to where this one is fast okay? You don¡¯t have any time to waste!] ¡°T-there¡¯s no point in shouting you know!?¡± It was the day of the dungeon battle. I was standing next to Rokuko in the master room. Meat and Ichika were also together on standby¡ Eh? What about their inn duties? Yep, I¡¯ll know it if a guestes into the region surrounding the inn and dungeon, so it¡¯s fine if I just forward them to the dining room before they arrive at reception. There¡¯s also my trump card of having the golems serve them. With the fight being the splendid length of a single day, there¡¯s no beating this perfect situation. I was thinking about that while en route to sleep with my indispensable favorite pillow¡ Most of all, it seems that mutual dungeon core battles can potentiallyst for a few days. A day is aparatively short-term decisive battle¡ [This is thest confirmation. The battle is one day, there will be no offensive movements from us for twenty-four hours, just defense. If I win, we get fifty gold coins, five silver coins, and the crystal figurine. If Kehma wins, you get enough of [me Cavern]¡¯s domain to pass the cave through.] ¡°Oi oi, you¡¯re missing the victory condition. When I exceed the fifth floor¡ I win if we reach the sixth floor or beyond, in addition¡¡± [Forgot about that. If you manage to touch the dungeon core on the bottom floor, we¡¯ll give you half of Tsuia Mountain. So, sound good?] ¡°Yeah. Don¡¯t forget that okay? By the way, how far down is yourst floor?¡± [Hahaha! Foolish, you think I¡¯d tell you something like that? But don¡¯t worry, it¡¯s not three digits.] Concluding the confirmation of our victory conditions, I asked Rokuko and them if they were ready with their preparations. ¡°Goshujin-sama, the golem corps, are ready, whenever.¡± ¡°Ya made ¡¯em to be ready whenever¡ uuuuum, we¡¯re also good.¡± The golems were left to Meat and Ichika respectively. Our main war potential this time is the golems. I got a hold of a lot of materials to use after all¡ still as expected though, strength in numbers. Even if I summoned the rats they¡¯d just die in vain this time. ¡°So then is it fine to start now?¡± [Yeah, go for it¡ª] ¡ It wasn¡¯t really disorganized, but that signaled the dungeon battle¡¯s start. It¡¯s good enough, though I¡¯m the one saying it. At any rate, our dungeon¡¯s spaces connected to each other. Tsuia Mountain¡¯s crater that served as the [me Cavern]¡¯s entrance and our [Cave of Desires]¡¯ fourth underground floor room that no adventurers ever came to connected. Since we connected at a spot that wasn¡¯t the entrance, we could do the dungeon battle without having to close the dungeon¡ Conversely, we would immediately lose if they could attack us. That¡¯s the starting position precisely because we¡¯re able to one-sidedly attack. ¡ Incidentally, that crystal golem was put away and locked up in a treasure storage, so we can¡¯t use it. And so, we were about to invade with the method I¡¯ve prepared for some time now. ¡°So Ichika. Open the door.¡± ¡°Roger that~¡± * It¡¯s been one week since the agreement. Today is the long awaited dungeon battle. (How did I do it before¡?) Ontentoo was trying to recall, but stopped. That wasn¡¯t something to think about now. Attacking is my specialty¡ He muttered. This time was a defensive battle. His first dungeon battle in this format. The human would attack their defenses, but this was the first time he¡¯d heard something like that being done for a dungeon battle. ¡°That guy came up with something interesting.¡± ¡°112! Is it this one¡¯s turn!?¡± Though it was obviously unreasonable for them to reach the bottom floor, they might unexpectedly easily be able to get to the fifth floor. ¡°Aaalright, let¡¯s see your fighting spirit, Redra!!¡± ¡°Yeah! This one increased the number of red lizards to ten times the usual for today! The passages are overflowing with red lizards!¡± Overflowing huh, the red lizards aren¡¯t just overflowing in the rooms, but in the passageways as well. All the same, there¡¯s probably a bit too many. However, Redra is my wife and it¡¯s fine to let her have fun. ¡°¡ Well it¡¯s probably just the right amount if we¡¯re bashing our monsters against each other¡¡± [So then is it fine to start now?] ¡°Yeah, go for it¡ª¡± With the spaces connected together, it felt like the signal to start with Kehma just now felt a little t. ¡ If I remember correctly, it¡¯s usually something more. Like starting it with vigor and giving it a roar¡ I think. ¡°Mugugu, this one¡¯s fighting spirit was dampened¡¡± ¡°This one¡¯s interesting. It¡¯s a praiseworthy achievement if his goal was to weaken Redra¡¯s spirit.¡± However, there was no sign that anything entered. The time limit is one day, there¡¯s no way he could take his time for twenty-four hours. Is that alright? But, I withdrew that idea at once. Arge volume of water flowed in from the other side of the open passage. ¡°¡ Huh!?¡± Water flooded into the passage like a tsunami. The water hit the [me Cavern]¡¯s hot walls and floors, steaming¡ The water washed away the red lizards as well. ¡°¡ Huuuuuuh!?¡± It was an unbelievably extreme sight. This is a volcano. The entrance is normally the top of a mountain. At best the only water that would get it was a bit of rain. However, enough water poured in to fill the passage¡ Our vanguard, the red lizards, were washed away in a group by the water¡¯s momentum. The water flowed through the dungeon, reaching the stairs to the second floor with surprising swiftness. The red lizards were drowning, knocking into walls, and pummeled by other red lizards. The green dots signifying allies were decreasing in number fast. ¡°W-what just happened!? What in the world is this!?¡± ¡°Ha, hahaha¡ the heck¡?¡± And yet, this tsunami shows reactions from the enemy. When Ontentoo looked at the monitor to see how many, well, it showed that the whole surface of the map was painted in red. In other words, this water making its way through was bad. It passed through the second floor already and reached the third floor. The time that had passed so far hadn¡¯t even been thirty minutes. (¡ To break through the second floor this fast¡ wouldn¡¯t he even be able to make it to the fiftieth floor within the twenty-four hours? Kukuku, there¡¯s no way!) In truth, at the rate of breaking through two floors every thirty minutes, they¡¯d get to the ny-sixth floor. Almost double the number. ¡°However, that doesn¡¯t mean he can keep going like that.¡± Ontentoo¡¯s actions were precise. He opened a tunnel that lead outside the dungeon so that this water (enemy) wouldn¡¯t pass the fourth floor. He couldn¡¯t remodel a floor with an enemy on it. He¡¯d already given up on the third floor. The water promptly reached the fourth floor, but this time it flowed towards the outside of the dungeon. Arge amount of red lizards also flowed out. ¡°¡ Kukuku, what¡¯ll you do now Kehma? Oi, Redra!¡± ¡°Eh, ah, huh!? The heck was that for!?¡± ¡°Kukakaka! Just letting you know they broke through the third floor! Go to the boss room, they¡¯ll be there soon, show them your spirit!¡± ¡°Eeeeh!? Isn¡¯t that too fast!?¡± ¡°Send them back if they¡¯re almost dead, don¡¯t kill them on ident yeah? Just show them you [Exist]!¡± ¡°Y-yeah!!¡± Redra teleported into the boss room on the fifth floor while flustered. * ¡°What¡¯s this, so vulgar¡¡± ¡°What do you mean ¡®what¡¯? It¡¯s water. You know, the foundation?¡± ¡°Foundation!?¡± That is, the summit only had a single entrance and exit at the top, so it should be appropriate to pour water into it. Moreover, it would rather be a discourtesy if we didn¡¯t pour water into a fire-type dungeon. I already came to this decision when we heard the information about it from Haku-san. And so, on dungeon¡¯s first floor¡ I set up a perfectly secret room with a [Water Source] installed at its ceiling. Then when the battle began, I opened the door and poured it all out. It wasn¡¯t just normal water either of course. I mixed in water fleas. Terribly reasonable price of a set of one thousand of them for 1 DP. Since this world doesn¡¯t have microscopes either, they probably can¡¯t even see them mixed in the water. They¡¯re extremely small so it¡¯s hard to use them that easily. They can¡¯t move freely and I can¡¯t even use them as eyes. However, they showed up as allies. Mappingplete. Though I made some ball-shaped water golems and threw them in just in case, they were just destroyed on impact when the water knocked them against T-junction walls¡ Water golems are weak if they aren¡¯t wrapped in something. However, Ontentoo reacted quickly. He opened a tunnel to drain it out of the dungeon. However, I expected that. ¡°Now then, I didn¡¯t use itst time, but the second wave this time is invasion by the golem corps. Rokuko, Meat, Ichika. n B is a go. Are preparations finished?¡± ¡°Sure thing! ¡ But ¡®n B¡¯? Seriously?¡± ¡°Yes, ready anytime.¡± ¡°Meat-senpai is frank as always¡ but let¡¯s give ¡®er a go.¡± Hearing the three answer, I nodded. ¡°Alright! Golem Army Corps, forward!!¡± Chapter 69 Second Dungeon Battle Pursuit Anotherrge group of hostile reactions appeared on the map. When he took a look, it was a group of golems. However, it wasn¡¯t the kind of golems that Ontentoo knew of. ¡°¡! Oi, the heck¡¯s with those golems, they¡¯re armed!¡± [H-huh!? You¡¯re saying they¡¯re armored golems!?] The golems wore stone armor and helmets, carrying shields, swords, and short spears. And moreover, they appeared to be moving in a systematic rectangr formation. It was like they were human troops. He couldn¡¯t see what was inside it, but they were even carrying a wooden box. Ontentoo though that it might be be something good to reproduce. ¡°Hahaha! That¡¯s amazing, it¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve seen something like this¡ wait, huh?¡± However, as soon as half of the golems appeared, they changed directions and started to head outside the dungeon. ¡°Huh? What¡¯re they thinking? Huh? Are the golems¡ running away from the enemy?¡± Ontentoo tilted his head to the side, but since half of them had already infiltrated the dungeon, he had the red lizards that escaped from the water assault before face them. Although the majority of them had been washed away, there were still approximately the same number of them left as there usually were. However¡ ¡°Tch, even so, they¡¯re hard to deal with. They¡¯re cooperating better than humans unskilled at cooperating.¡± They stopped the red lizard¡¯s assault with their shields, skewering them with spears. Even if they breathed fire, the golems in the back row blocked it with their shields. Theypletely blockaded against the main force of the red lizards. Then, in the blink of an eye¡ although it was slower than when the water first appeared, they urately suppressed their way up to the stairway with the shortest route possible. An additional group of golems appeared when they suppressed the route. Their bodies also bearing stone armor, they moved to takemand. They advanced through the passage that was being defended by their golemrades, simrly suppressing the second floor. ¡°Kuh¡ these guys¡¯re nuisances¡ the magma slimes ran away because of the water, and if the red frogs fight against golems, their toxin that¡¯s their main fighting potential won¡¯t even burn them!¡± For a fire-type dungeon, theirpatibility against a group of golems was hopelessly bad. (The red minotaurs could do it at least¡) He sighed, but they were set up to first appear on the sixth floor. ¡°But if they¡¯re just attacking the front¡ huh!?¡± New intruders showed up. However, they weren¡¯t at the entrance. He looked at the fourth floor on the map. That was where he¡¯d cleared a hole to remove the water earlier. A group of armored golems entered from there. ¡°Wha¡ª¡ so that¡¯s where that detached force went!! Hahaha, so that was it! The rest was a feint huh!¡± If walls were broken by enemy forces, it was possible to mend them even if there were intruders. However, it wouldn¡¯t work on the hole he¡¯d opened himself. It wasn¡¯t possible to close up when there were intruders. There was also the remains of the water showing as hostile reactions. Although he might be able to deal with the water if he used all of their capability, there¡¯d just be a second wave of water if he did so. It couldn¡¯t be helped. He might have been able to think up a better n, but the magnificent feint caught him like a fish. From now on, that hole¡ would be a shortcut that could skip the first three floors. Furthermore, even though this next group of golems that came in were lightly equipped, they were carrying something. It looked like snakeskin¡ Connected to the other side of the dungeon, it zigzagged many times as it extended. (What is that thing used for? And just how long does it extend?) The golems were still carrying it as it stretched on the way. This group of golems took a roundabout way outside. (The heck are they doing¡?) Although the group of armored golems invaded into the fourth floor¡ they didn¡¯t move. It was like they were waiting for something to arrive¡ even when Ontentoo¡¯s side attacked to repel the invaders, they blocked with their shields, short spears, and swords. Like that, the golems that stood still were joined up with by the golems carrying the thing that looked like cast-off snake skin. ¡°What the heck¡!?¡± Anotherrge group of intruders showed up. They weren¡¯t golems. He couldn¡¯t see them at all. However, the snakeskin thing that was being carried by the golems showed a change. It had been t until then, but was now starting to swell. Then, the intruders began to run through it¡ (Perhaps, it might be the same as that water from before?) It temporarily left the dungeon, before arriving at¡ the fourth floor¡¯s hole. When he looked, they were pushing soil together where they were, making sure that not even a small amount of water could leak out from there. ¡°Hah, hahahahaha! This guy is fast¡!¡± Ontentoo was in a pinch, but he renewed his fighting spirit with a heartyugh. * The water continued to pour through the hose using the difference in height. The things being poured were water fleas. Ah, though I called it a hose, it¡¯s more like one from a fire engine. It wasn¡¯t to the point that the second wave would sh flood the dungeon, but it could still flood the dungeon. ¡°Well then, it¡¯s n B, but let¡¯s hear your guys¡¯ impressions.¡± ¡°When our opponents made a hole to drain the water, the water poured out through the hole. The hole was closed up¡ then you¡¯ll do it again if they make another hole farther down, right¡? I think it¡¯s awful! It doesn¡¯t take their feelings into consideration at all you know!?¡± ¡°As expected of Goshujin-sama!¡± ¡°Kinda brutish~¡± By the way, n A went with the pattern of going straight down without it being drained. n C goes with the pattern of the water beingpletely stopped so that we¡¯d have to entirely stop trying it and go we a head-on assault. Though n A was ideal¡ no matter how you look at it, wanting that to be the case would be a bit selfish huh. It¡¯s just¡ though we bought the fire engine hose with DP, it was still expensive. I used part of the 100,000 DP for it. It¡¯d be profane to trade the gold coins in for DP, so I borrowed some from Rokuko using the gold coins as coteral. Interest free¡ It was the most expensive thing this time. I could think of it as being a waste on this fight which is already a sure win, but it¡¯s probably eptable. I mean, I wanted to submerge them in water¡ not. It was a necessity to reach the lowest floor. We could quickly capture floors by repeating the flooding. Besides, it¡¯s probably not wasteful since we could reuse it at the inn I guess? Yep, yep. A fire engine hose might be alright to sell as a general good¡ well, it¡¯s fine. It¡¯s convenient. ¡°Rather Goshujin-sama, ya don¡¯t need me at all? Isn¡¯t it ¡®kay to just attack from the outside?¡± I left Ichika with the golem force meant to attack and gain control of floors one by one starting from the first. ¡°¡ Isn¡¯t it fine to just get experience?¡± ¡°Well, yah¡ but isn¡¯t it better to leave and reenter from the closed hole?¡± ¡°¡ Right. Go ahead and try that.¡± Sorry. You¡¯re insurance for if n B doesn¡¯t go well. You¡¯re not something unneeded. You were just consequentially unneeded. ¡°The rat scout force discovered the remaining red lizards. I¡¯m sending golems for a preemptive strike. ¡°Ooh, I¡¯ll leave it to you, Meat.¡± Furthermore, now there are rats scouting outside the dungeon. They were brought in the wooden box, set free outside the dungeon. ¡°Kehma, a new hole opened up. On the fifth floor. Moreover, it¡¯s at the boss room.¡± ¡°As expected, defeating the boss by drowning it didn¡¯t work huh.¡± However, even though they came up with a countermeasure, I didn¡¯t give up. By the way, the boss room looks like it¡¯s a boss room. We can¡¯t advance farther if we don¡¯t defeat the boss. It doesn¡¯t look like even a single drop of water could make it through the door inside it. In other words, there¡¯s no choice but to defeat the red dragon here. It¡¯s a very bad game when what looks like thest boss of a fifty-floor dungeon appears on the fifth floor. Even bad bncing has its extremes. ¡°¡ So then, it¡¯s dragon extermination now huh?¡± An armored golem peeked through the hole. [Gyaaaaaaoooooouuuuuu!] Immediately after that, the vibrations were transmitted to the monitor. Then a white light. Then nothing. The other golems saw what happened. It was dragon breath. The incredible heat covered the armored golem, instantly melting it¡ Just how hot is that fire to be able to melt stone equipment!? [Kakaka! How¡¯s this one¡¯s breath!? It can even melt their stone bodies you know!? Well well, it looks like this one¡¯s breath is a little hot for your puppets!] The red dragonughed in triumph. Her body was overflowing with power, enough to make us recognize her existence as a strong person. It wasn¡¯t something you would imagine from her form when she was together with that Stupimander. ¡°K-Kehma? C-can you win!?¡± ¡°¡ No clue.¡± ¡ Seriously, I have no idea if we can win against this thing known as a red dragon. However, we¡¯ve already won this battle. Let¡¯s give it a shot. Chapter 70 Second Dungeon Battle Boss Round One [Gaooooooooo!!!] The ground shook from the red dragon¡¯s roar. The dangerous and intimidating feeling transferred through the monitor. So this is the thing known as a dragon huh. ¡°¡ Sorry Goshujin-sama, I wet myself.¡± ¡°I might¡¯ve as well, that dragon¡ [Cleanup].¡± ¡°Hyafu¡ª¡ T-thank you.¡± When I used [Cleanup] on Meat, she became clean. I wonder if Rokuko and Ichika are alright? ¡°A red dragon is somethin¡¯ at a level that even an A-Rank adventurer party would need a scapegoat to just barely win. There¡¯s nothin¡¯ wrong in E-Rank adventurers like Meat-senpai and Goshujin-sama wettin¡¯ themselves. Is Rokuko-sama ¡®kay?¡± ¡°I¡¯m fine, I can use [Cleanup] myself after all.¡± Looks like Rokuko was no good. Well, back to the topic at hand, we have to deal with that red dragon somehow. ¡ Nothing to do but to give it a shot. * ¡°Kakaka! In the end, you¡¯re no match for this one!¡± Melting the golems with her breath, Redraughed loudly. [As expected of Redra, but be careful yeah?] ¡°112 is a worry wort! Can¡¯t you see, they¡¯re gone in a single hit!¡± Although she was indeed surprised when the water flowed through their dungeon, there wasn¡¯t any damage since it was only to the extent that the floors were a bit wet after Ontentoo made the hole. However, the water had hostile reactions. Redra inclined her neck, wondering what the heck was going on. (Slimes¡ no, this many of them? Something even smaller¡ something that can fuse with water?) Then, Redra felt the presence of a new golem, breaking her train of thought. ¡°Wha¡ª, how many times does this one have to¡ wai¨C¡ o-oi!? Wait a second!¡± [Huh? What¡¯s wrong, Redra¡ uoh, this guy¡] Redra, who started to breath fire, stopped and swalled it back in a panic. Ontentoo wondered what caused it, but understood when he saw the golems that came in. The golem was holding a crystal figurine instead of a shield. ¡°O-oi! That¡¯s¡ª, can this one get that if she wins!? It¡¯s a pair to the other one!¡± [Hahaha! You can¡¯t use your breath, such a detestable guy.] The crystal figurine would also be destroyed if she used her breath. It wouldn¡¯t be an exaggeration to say that she epted the dungeon battle because she wanted the figurine, she never thought one would be used as a shield. ¡°Ku¡ª, then if I use my ws directly¡!¡± Redra tried to crush the golem directly with her ws. However, a dragon¡¯s huge ws couldn¡¯t perform fine adjustments. Her ws were suited for mowing down enemies all at once, she didn¡¯t think she could pull off a stunt like defeating the golem while leaving the figurine (shield) unharmed. ¡°¡ Gauuu¡¡± She was stumped. She couldn¡¯t fight it. She growled to threaten the enemy golem. If it was a monster that had animal instincts, it would¡¯ve lost strength in its legs, threw away the figurine, and ran away. The golem that held the crystal figurine pulled out a sword and used it to sh at her. Not even bothering to avoid the attack since it¡¯d just be warded off, she dared to ept it. ¡ Kachiiin!! With a strange sound, Redra¡¯s scales were damaged. ¡°Uoooh!? A magic sword!?¡± She retreated a step in a panic. However, the crystal figurine was almost dropped by getting caught up with the tip of her wing. She folded her wings in as much as possible, trying to make sure it didn¡¯t break. ¡°Ugu¡ª, this is tricky¡!¡± The golem approached again, holding up the figurine (shield). Redra retreated again. She didn¡¯t want to injure the precious treasure. That was all she thought about. ¡°Mmm, what can I do¡ wait, huh?¡± She had stepped backwards in order to retreat, but she noticed that the floor had started to flood unnoticed. The water was flowing about. When she looked, the hole made in order to drain it out was being closed with golem hands¡ Likely, this was that same kind of water that had hostile reactions from before. ¡°Crafty¡!¡± She inhaled so that she could use her breath on the golems that were blocking the drainage, but the golem she was running away from beforehand cut in front of her¡ it was holding the crystal figurine. ¡°¡ª!!¡± She once again swallowed the breath she was about to unleash. Fwoosh. Heat that she didn¡¯t gulp back down leaked from her mouth. ¡°Then this one will just use her ws to break the passage!¡± [Oi don¡¯t do that Redra, that¡¯s outside the boss room. If you leave the boss room¡ they can break through the floor.] So long as the boss was in the boss room, it was even airtight. On the other hand, if there was no boss in it, the water that had a hostile reaction could flow into the following floor¡ In other words, the fifth floor would be conquered and it would be their defeat. Having said that, Redra still wasn¡¯t able to attack her enemies, it wasn¡¯t a situation that they could let continue. Although it was feasible for Redra to just run away for them until the day is over considering her specs, she grew impatient and shouted. ¡°What should this one do!? Do anything 112, this one definitely can¡¯t fight!¡± [¡ Aah, can¡¯t be helped¡] And so, Ontentoo, who was Dungeon Core No. 112, absolutely had to answer her request. Even if it meant defeat, it wasn¡¯t much of a problem. * [Oi Kehma¡ How about a trade?] A transmission came from Ontentoo while we were stalling for time transporting the set of dragon goods¡ A trade huh. ¡°Depends on the contents. What do you mean by trade?¡± [Give us that crystal figurine. Then, you can pass the fifth floor.] ¡ In other words, they¡¯re fine losing if they get the crystal figurine. That kind of thing. [Incidentally¡ it¡¯d be great if you didn¡¯t use a trick that kept Redra from being able to attack.] ¡°Giving you the figurine to past the fifth floor is fine, but I¡¯m hard to please¡ It¡¯d be better if you didn¡¯t interfere with us getting to the final floor.¡± [Ah? Aah¡ In that case you¡¯d fight Redra. Thest boss room is no good. Everything else is fine.] Eh, can I? I only wanted to say it though. Rather, it felt like something was a bit off in that statement just now. Is it because of the absolutemand rights? [It¡¯s a lot better than making holes on each floor of our dungeon to keep it from flooding. We¡¯ll settle this with a do-over at the original boss room to decide the battle. How about it?] I see, looks like getting flooded is quite a hard thing. In truth, it¡¯d probably be a serious matter for their monsters if they got flooded. ¡°¡ Then do not obstruct us from here on until the boss room. Release locked doors and traps. There¡¯ll be a one hour intermission.¡± [Alright! Tradeplete. Oi Redraaa, one hour cease fire!] And so, we restarted with strangely advantageous conditions. * ¡°Gunununu¡¡± ¡°Oooi, didn¡¯t you say do anything, Redra?¡± ¡°B-but we lost the dungeon battle¡ sorry, 112! For this one, you¡¡± Redra was being unusually meek, but Ontentoo justughed it off. ¡°What¡¯re you saying? I mean, we didn¡¯t really lose out. Didn¡¯t you get the crystal figurine?¡± ¡°But now they can head up to the forty-ninth floor without us resisting¡¡± ¡°Think you¡¯ll be defeated? Kehma would¡¯ve somehow gotten there from the fifth floor anyways, don¡¯t mind it.¡± Moreover, in truth, the dungeon wouldn¡¯t have just been cleared if the water attack continued. It would have flooded every floor, dealing a great deal of harm to the monsters and traps. It was clear that the repair costs alone would¡¯ve exceeded 500,000 DP by itself. ¡°¡ That being the case, since we agreed to fight in good spirits, wasn¡¯t the negotiation a win? Redra can be counted on after all.¡± ¡°Un¡ this one will do her best!¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯ll leave it to you, Redra. You could probably even fight them at full strength for the entire day right? You love it after all.¡± ¡°Un!¡± Redra was back in high spirits. Ontentoo patted her head in satisfaction. Chapter 71 Second Dungeon Battle Boss Round Two, Conclusion Guided by red minotaurs, the golem corps made their way to the stairway. The red lizards and me hounds I could see in the surroundings weren¡¯t interfering. Seriously surreal. [Redra is eager, hurry up and get there with the guidance yeah?] It was said in a way that made me doubt if that¡¯s what he really meant. Maybe he really doesn¡¯t mean it and it¡¯s due to the absolutemand rights? Following them, there really were stairs. Moreover, they were newly constructed stairs made to continue down directly. The stairs are more like a mansion¡¯s than a dungeon¡¯s¡ it took around an hour to get to the forty-ninth floor. Even their hospitality had a limit. Though he did say it was better than being flooded. ¡ There¡¯s still a bit more than half a day left. I guess that means Redra will be fighting the entire time? Red dragons seem to have the ability to be able to fight with their firepower for more than a day. Being able to shoot their breath forever¡ªthough they need to inhale¡ªis beyond cheat. Still, my knowledge about dragons is from Rokuko. ording to her: ¡°Particrly among dragons, red dragons specialize in their physical offensive ability! Haku Ane-sama¡¯s white dragon was only defeated since it was an all-purpose type. But, but, Haku Ane-sama¡¯s white dragon is¡¡± Like that, Rokuko spoke about dragons while adding uselessly excessive things. Dreaming of summoning a dragon like Haku-san had, looks like she just heard things about them from Haku. If she liked it so much, couldn¡¯t she have just summoned the dragon with the 100,000 DP¡? Eh? She doesn¡¯t want a sub-dragon, but the strongest kind? Hahaha, how much DP would that take? ¡°So, their weak points?¡± ¡°Touching the scales under their chin seem to make them mad! Even doing it is hard though!¡± Rokuko spoke with a self-satisfied look¡ what a useless person. In the end, I still don¡¯t know its weak point that well. Haku-san¡¯s [They love shiny things] information turned out to be the most useful. As expect of Haku-san, our dungeon¡¯s god of fortune. ¡°¡ Hey, he said it was fine to go to the boss room, but what¡¯ll we do about the dragon in the end? Can we defeat it?¡± ¡°Frankly, it doesn¡¯t feel like it. Or rather, we don¡¯t need to win against the dragon.¡± ¡°Eh? What¡¯ll you do then?¡± ¡°¡ Did you forget about our trump card (crystal golem)? That guy¡¯s in the floor below this boss room. I¡¯m saying that due to the result from the trade a moment ago, all of the locked doors¡ even the treasure warehouse¡¯s is wide open. Get it?¡± It was our [Trump Card] because we¡¯d only use it as a [Trump Card]. We had [Flexibility] if we didn¡¯t use it. In this way, the curtains raised on our second bout against the dragon in which we hadplete victory promised to us. * ¡°Gaaaaaaaaah!!!¡± Wielding all of its power, the red dragon filled the boss room with plenty of its strength. Redra moved her head to the side while exhaling a breath. With just that, many of the armored golems¡¯ bodies were partially destroyed. However, the parts that were destroyed were immediately reced. ¡°Kakaka! Good, good! This one¡¯s been looking forward to this!¡± Redraughed in a good mood. When she swung her tail whileughing, the hands and feet of the golems behind her were blown away. She even broke the wall. Although the room¡¯s floor melted into magma by her breath, Ontentoo immediately repaired it. ¡°Nooow, dance, dance, dance for this one!¡± Perhaps the golems¡¯ storages would be exhausted, or perhaps we¡¯d run out of time¡ at any rate, it didn¡¯t feel like Redra would exhaust herself. At the very least, she¡¯d be able to fight at full strength for a day. Red dragons were very resistant to heat, their special characteristic being that of ruling over fire, so breathing out mes the whole time wouldn¡¯t burn their throat or mouth like other dragons and could just continue as much as they wanted to. When it came tobat, they were the strongest. That was what a dragon was¡ particrly, this existence (boss) known as a red dragon. Consequently, very few people have challenged her throughout the years. That¡¯s why she¡¯s fighting with such abandon after such a long time. She was enough to invade and fight as many countries as she felt like, but Redra didn¡¯t have the hobby of bullying the weak. Besides, it might also be her work as the dungeon master and her husband, Ontentoo, and hesitated parting from Tsuia Mountain. So because of those things, she was having a lot of fun even if her opponents were simply golems. She couldn¡¯t help enjoying herself. However, it looked like the magic swords that the golems wielded were also able to damage Redra¡¯s prided scales. Even damage piles up on a mountain. Though it was be hard to do anything to her when she was paying attention, damage would properly umte when she let down her guard. It¡¯s good. A proper [Opponent]. ¡°Kuuu~, it¡¯s irresistible! There¡¯s still a lot more right!? Is there enough to let this one enjoy herself!?¡± Just gathering enough equipment for the golems costed a considerable amount of DP. That¡¯s why Redra was worried about how much inventory we had to let her enjoy herself. And while such things were happening, a new golem appeared. It had an egg about the size of an ID card in its hand. (¡ What¡¯s that for?) Redra wondered. ¡°Bringing food? Let me roast it!¡± Goou! A sorching breath attacked the golem with the egg. However, the golem didn¡¯t melt. Rather, to be more urate, although the stone armor and helmet melted, the golem¡¯s main body and the egg were intact. ¡°¡ What!? This one has never seen a golem like that¡!?¡± It was kind of white, kind of yellow¡ about the same color as the egg. Now that its armor and helmet were gone, the egg was hard to see; like it was camouged. ¡°Well, no time to talk!¡± She attacked with her ws this time. As expected, the golem was even crushed into tiny pieces¡ however, as for the egg, it was thrown before it was crushed. It was aimed at Redra¡¯s mouth. Using the height of the inhtion that was followed by a breath, the egg was splendidly thrown into therge opening. ¡°Ogu¡ª!?¡± Redra unintentionally swallowed the egg. However, the egg suddenly stopped while going down her throat. ¡°Mugu¡ª!? ¡!¡± As if it grew hands and feet, the egg stopped in the red dragon¡¯s throat. (W-what is this!?) It didn¡¯tpletely block her respiratory tract. Even though it was big for an egg, it was still too small to block a red dragon¡¯s throat. However, she choked a little. The egg moved about in her throat while she thought about that. Following the stream of air inhaled, it entered the esophagus¡ then, the organ that shot her breath. It arrived at her lungs. ¡°Uuu, geh, this feels, bad¡ª¡ o-ow, what¡ igii¡ª!?¡± Kashiiin¡ªa de grew from the egg, sticking into her lung. ¡°Gah¨C, aaah¡ª, gaha!?¡± Feeling them for the first time in more than a century, Redra writhed in [Pain] and [Suffering]. Even though dragons had strong bodies, without their scales inside their body, it wasn¡¯t worth talking about how much damage would be dealt. Only the stomach was special. Nothing¡¯s supposed to get into your lungs to begin with. Coughing up blood while breathing desperately, she forcefully ejected the egg from her body. ¡°Gu¡ª, gefu¡ w-what the heck¡ was that¡¡± She had swallowed adventurers and attacked from inside her body before. At those times¡ it was no where near this painful. To begin with, dragons are generally able to digest even swords and armor that they swallow. Just getting stabbed by a sword wouldn¡¯t affect a dragon¡¯s stomach in the least. ¡°So that¡¯s what Ontentoo meant¡ gu, pe¡ª!¡± She vomited out the blood that had collected in her lungs. The wound was already blocked up. This task was aplished by the vitality of a dragon. ¡°There probably aren¡¯t anymore¡!?¡± But when Redra looked, many golems had circled around her, each one carrying an egg¡ ¡ As expected, even Redra paled at the memory. ¡°U-uwah¡ª¡ª!?¡± She immediately destroyed each golem¡¯s egg. She kept herself from using her breath so that they wouldn¡¯t be thrown into her mouth, going so far as to close her mouth and stop breathing entirely. When all of the golems and the eggs were destroyed, she inhaled deeply. ¡°Ha, haha, what¡ the heck, that¡¯s all of them¡¡± When she thought it was over, Redra lost strength in her wings. When she looked at the ground for some reason, one of the eggs had fallen there. (¡ Missed breaking that one?) ¡°¡ª!¡± Bam! She crushed it under her tail. With this, it¡¯s do¡ª ¡ªRight in front of Redra, beads of light gathered, and the egg revived. ¡°Wha¡ª!? What is this¡!?¡± Bang! She destroyed it with her w. However, it revived once again after several seconds. ¡°Hiiii¡ª!?¡± She once again crushed it in the same way. Revived. Crushed. Revived. Cruched. Revived. Crushed¡ ¡°What the!? Whyyyyyy!? Uwaaaaaah!¡± In a half-crazed frenzy, Redra continued to attack the reviving egg. * ¡°Alright, now¡¯s our chance.¡± Since Redra waspletely the egg¡¯s prisoner (in a deep meaning), I activated the crystal golem to try and look for the dungeon core. I don¡¯t know how much time we¡¯ll have until the hostile reaction appears though. ¡°Hey, Kehma. Isn¡¯t that my [Phoenix Egg]¡?¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright, as you can see it¡¯ll just keep reviving.¡± By the way, the eggshell golem was made from collecting the phoenix¡¯s eggshell, but it obviously didn¡¯t get its revival feature. However, the phoenix egg is raised in fire, so I experimented. What I found was that it could withstand even thermite reactions (a chemical reaction that reaches 3,000 degrees Celsius by igniting metallic oxide and aluminium). It didn¡¯t even leave a burn. Well, I made a fully automatic egg-breaking golem. Even so, there isn¡¯t much left over after extracting the insides, so the amount of egg-type golems were limited. The strategy this time was¡ egging her. I thought about using the issun boshi strategy at first, but I didn¡¯t think we¡¯d be able to damage the stomach at all. So, my goal was shifted from her stomach to her lungs. [1] Each and every egg type golem was equipped with hands and feet, as well as having a magic sword golem inside them that I ordered to attack lungs. I also ordered them to hide their hands and feet when they were outside the body. However, the egg golem is light. If a dragon seriously breathed out, they would quickly be blown away. ordingly, I gave her a bit of a trauma. I decided to have her endlessly attack the reviving phoenix egg. After her lungs were attacked, I surrounded her with golems that each held an egg where one was the real phoenix egg. They would throw the egg golems into her mouth if she wasn¡¯t panicking. My n was to give her a trauma¡ The results are obvious. ¡°Vulgar.¡± ¡°Quite a thing~¡± I heard Rokuko¡¯s impressions before I asked her for them. But in truth, it would¡¯ve been awkward if she was killed by identally exploding her lung. It¡¯d be horribly bad if they sought revenge, I wouldn¡¯t be able to sleep quietly if we weren¡¯t on good terms with our next door neighbor. I can¡¯t sleep if they bang loudly on our wall after all. Because of that, I made it so that they wouldn¡¯t go to the point of her dying. ¡°Ah, the dungeon core is here somewhere¡¡± Manipting the crystal golem, I looked around outside the treasure warehouse. To say nothing about other room, the stairs leading up to the boss room on the fiftieth floor was open. Come to think of it, Haku-san also put the core on the other side of the boss room in the [White Trial] huh. It went up the stairs step by step. Then, with the room from the boss room still firmly closed, there was the white and shining dungeon core. I see, so after the boss room was the dungeon core, and after the dungeon core was the treasure warehouse even further inside. ¡ That¡¯s a splendid pedestal. However, if it¡¯s just that tall even the crystal golem can climb it. Thrusting its small sword into the pedestal like an ice pick, it climbed upward. And then¡ª [Oi Redra, pull yourself together! Oi, o¡ª¡ ooiiii!? What is this guy!?] ¡°Touch~¡± Using our trump card (crystal golem), we seeded in touching their dungeon core. Footnotes: Issun Boshi wiki link. Chapter 72 The Trap The day after the dungeon battle, I met with Ontentoo again. It was to talk about how to deal with the aftereffects of the fight. Looks like he wasn¡¯t able to talk to Redra yesterday until he eventually calmed her down. ¡°Hahaha, as expected of Kehma, that was a golem? Outwitting us with that crystal golem, it was the first time I¡¯d seen one that small. Youpletely fooled me.¡± He didn¡¯t seem to worry about his loss as heughed it off. ¡°Well¡ don¡¯t you think it was unfair?¡± ¡°What, there¡¯s no reason to be upset over something I didn¡¯t notice, right, Kehma?¡± ¡°¡ Well, yeah. I just figured the only hope we had of winning against a dragon, particrly yours, was a surprise attack.¡± ¡°Kukuku, you could have killed Redra there, so thanks, Kehma. Even though you¡¯re rted to that betrayer No. 89, I¡¯m fine being your ally. No. 695¡¯s too I guess.¡± Though it was hard to tell with his lizard face, Ontentoo grinned. ¡°So then looks like it¡¯s time to teleport¡ ording to the promise, the way for your cave is yours.¡± ¡ Hmm? ¡°Wait, wasn¡¯t the deal half of Tsuia Mountain?¡± ¡°Ah? You¡ that was if your touched the dungeon core on the lowest floor you know?¡± ¡°Right, and I touched it with the crystal golem yeah?¡± When I said that, Ontentoo responded¡ª ¡°What¡¯re you saying? Don¡¯t you know that our lowest floor is the fifty-first floor?¡± ¡ªwith that. I touched the dungeon core on the other side of the boss room. On the fiftieth floor. And on the lowest floor, the fifty-first floor¡ there was only the treasure warehouse, no dungeon core. ¡ In other words, there was no way to win from the beginning. ¡°¡ Oi, Ontentoo.¡± ¡°Hahaha! No reason to be upset over something you didn¡¯t notice, right, Kehma?¡± And now Ontentoo purposely repeated his words from a bit ago. ¡ Right, so then the trade from yesterday was like that? Supposing that even if I came up with a way to win after this, the dungeon battle will have already ended with a time out. It¡¯s fine to just end it early, I want go sleep. ¡°Well now we¡¯re even, kukuku.¡± This guy, even though I thought he was just a simple smander, he¡¯s¡ pretty capable. Let¡¯s just chalk this one up as a tie¡ Yeah, looks like we¡¯ll have good rtions in the future. ¡°¡ By the way, why would it take 500,000 DP to clear the way in your dungeon? To begin with it¡¯d just be releasing it right? At most, wouldn¡¯t it barely take 1 DP?¡± ¡°Ah. That huh, Tsuia Mountain¡¯s center, or should I say it¡¯s core? Doesn¡¯t matter. It wouldn¡¯t be a volcano anymore if it got smashed. So, it¡¯d take 450,000 DP to rebuild it in another location. Remaking the passages and things like that¡ hah, that¡¯s a lot cheaper.¡± ¡°¡ Can¡¯t it be moved? Left, right, up or down. Anything would work.¡± When I said that, Ontentoo¡¯s eyes opened wide. ¡°¡ ¡ Oooh!? I didn¡¯t think of that!!¡± Oi, capable or stupid, this guy¡¯s definitely Stupimander. * Well, because of that stuff, the tunnel that went through Tsuia Mountain was now open. I call it the Tsuia Mountain Prating Tunnel¡ I mean, that¡¯s what it is. It¡¯s a straight tunnel, but it takes several hours on foot to travel through since it¡¯s so long. Most importantly, that¡¯s incredibly fast since it would take several days if they didn¡¯t use the tunnel, rather than several hours. In additional, it¡¯d probably be better to set off in the morning after resting for the night at Tsuia Mountain¡¯s inn. Since it was also done cheaply, I also got a promise for them to help hatch the phoenix egg. It really is good thing to have good rtions with your neighbors. A phoenix hatching from the breath of a red dragon¡ really is amusing. She barely used her breath at the end of the dungeon battle after all. It wasn¡¯t enough to hatch it. It looks like it should hatch with a bit more though. So I set that up with them. When I went through the tunnel that went through Tsuia Mountain and came to the other side, I could see the sea. I could even faintly smell the scent of the tides drifting through the air. The atmosphere was different, I guess. There was a tall hill nearby, so I looked down from there. I saw that there was a port city down there. I guess that¡¯s Pavuera if I¡¯m not mistaken? Looks like that¡¯s Ichika¡¯s hometown. ¡ Fish. I wonder if they have the same kind of experience in this world? Right, let¡¯s make a sashimi special for today¡¯s dinner to celebrate the tunnel¡¯s opening. [1] Maybe it¡¯d be good for Ichika to also visit her hometown for a bit? I don¡¯t know what would be said since she¡¯s a ve now though. ¡°Wow¡ the scenery here¡¯s good~¡± Rokuko, who¡¯d appeared next to me at some point, said that as the wind blew through her blonde hair. ¡°It is¡ Is this the first time you¡¯ve seen the ocean, Rokuko?¡± ¡°Un. I¡¯ve heard people talk about it before, but¡ the dungeon core meeting doesn¡¯t care about those kind of things.¡± I still don¡¯t really know what the dungeon core meeting is that well, but other than that she¡¯s been staying in that small cave this whole time. Alone for such a long time¡ Well, she has us now though. Maybe I should expand her world some more after this¡ When the dungeon is a bit more on track, it might be a good idea to take Rokuko to the human vige for a little while. ¡°You got outwitted this time.¡± ¡°Gu¡ª¡ well, yeah, we did¡ I never thought Ontentoo would use that kind of a n.¡± ¡°Youpletely underestimated that guy~. I was surprised too, I thought Kehma would win for sure.¡± Even after showing our trump card, we still couldn¡¯t achieve the total victory. Though we were able to win with the fifth floor rule, it still feels like a defeat for me. ¡°But, even though we didn¡¯t get half of Tsuia Mountain, this much was plenty. Kehma can manage one way or another, right?¡± ¡°That¡¯s right. We don¡¯t really need to fuss over the mountain.¡± I said it before, but it¡¯s fine if we just extend into the fields and ignore the mountain. We have the path now. The path, yeah¡ let¡¯s think about seriously taking a toll for using the tunnel. Should I take it depending on how much their stuff weighs when they enter the tunnel? I¡¯ll make a spring with a golem¡ that¡¯ll be good for now. ¡°Our dungeon is even more amazing now with this tunnel right?¡± ¡°Yeah, no matter what happens, we¡¯ll have easy ie from it after all!¡± We¡¯re going to open this tunnel to the public. Our dungeon has finally obtained source of easy money. Easy money. Aaah, that sounds so good. So far, I¡¯ve built a hotel by using the dungeon¡¯s operations one way or another, then worked at it. And I had to work by designing the dungeon and it¡¯s monster and item arrangements and things like that. Meanwhile, I¡¯ll be able to spend time sleeping without having to do anything by using this tunnel as an ie source. I¡¯ll asionally count the toll fees. ¡°I don¡¯t really know what ¡®ejee monee¡¯ is, but it sounds amazing!¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s amazing. Very amazing!¡± Viva easy money! Goodbye work, hello life of getting money without working. Footnotes: Lazy sashimi wikipedia link. Chapter 73 Labor Shortage The season flew by and it became Summer. I was in my room in the [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion]¡ I may be the one who made the inn, but it was aparatively good room. When I looked outside my room¡¯s window, I could see the pleasant blue sky. ¡ It¡¯s seriously hot. While thinking that it still had four seasons despite being another world, I stuck my feet into a wooden bucket filled with water. Aaah, this cool water feels so good¡ Well, it probably won¡¯t stay that cold for long though. It¡¯s been several months since I came to this world. Somehow or another, I¡¯ve be a dungeon master and I think that I¡¯ve done a pretty good job working¡ Think I¡¯m done working though. I made a toll fee mechanism for the tunnel I went through great pains to make through Tsuia Mountain. With that, even though I¡¯ve finally been able to get easy ie¡ now I¡¯m busy managing the inn¡¯s operations and profits from the toll. Oh right, maybe it¡¯s time to get some more people? More people to use for the inn that is. As for the dungeon¡¯s primary business, I decided that golems that sometimes carried knifes would wander around the second and third floors that were thebyrinth areas. Of course, the knifes were golem des. The knife magic sword improved its sharpness by vibrating the magical power that filled it. People could get the knife magic sword if they managed to safely beat it. There¡¯s still just five of them though. Also, I¡¯ve added iron golem spawners. Though they cost 50,000 DP each, thanks to Haku-saning over a few times to visit, there are now iron golems wandering around past the riddle area. Meaning, she gave me a huge payment in DP for them. Ah, there¡¯s also one in thebyrinth area that asionally shes with adventurers. They¡¯re hard to defeat so people usually run away when they encounter them though. Thanks to finagling out such an oue, today there are three parties (one is a beginner party that came to gain fighting experience against goblins) in thebyrinth. For the riddle area on the fourth floor¡ no one¡¯s solved it even though it¡¯s been found. One party was just barely able to reach it by chance, but since they were exhausted, they turned back while wary of traps. After that, there have been people getting incredibly irritated after losing their way in thebyrinth, but no one else has been able to reach it again¡ Looks like people still haven¡¯t figured out that that correct route changes at fixed times yet. The ie we¡¯ve gotten from peopleing to the inn and tunnel is DP and money. Thanks to that, my current lifestyle has gotten pretty easy. I can even turn money into DP. That¡¯s why I¡¯m justzing in my room. Therefore, I think I¡¯m going to just sleep in my room all day today and not do anything. Maybe I should put an air conditioner in my room¡ actually, maybe there¡¯s some kind of life magic that¡¯d let me spend my time in Summerfortably? Wait,e to think of it the only life magic I¡¯ve been using is [Cleanup] huh¡ Even though I went to such great lengths to learn the magic skill, it feels like I¡¯ve just been using [Create Golem]. That¡¯s somewhat sacrilegious¡ right, let¡¯s rece the water in this wood bucket with water from the low ss water-type magic [Water]. I threw the water from the wooden bucket out of the window. While anxious, I input the chant as ording to the scroll into my head. Fumu fumu¡ [Water, form a small sphere] huh? ¡ Let¡¯s mix it up a bit. ¡°Cold water, form a smallish sphere. [Water].¡± I felt a little of my magical power drain away as a sphere of water appeared in front of me. Then, it fell into the wooden bucket with a ssh as nned. Yep, it¡¯s cold. It¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve used a magic other than [Create Golem] in a while now. Though as expected, magic is convenient. ¡°Kehma, mine too~¡± It was my partner who was also in my room for some reason, the dungeon core, Rokuko. Oi, this is my room. I have made it pretty wonderful though. I exchanged the water in Rokuko¡¯s bucket with cold water by chanting again. ¡°Aah~, Kehma¡¯s magic really is strange~. It doesn¡¯t feel so nice and cool when me or Meat does it!¡± ¡°It¡¯s not changed normally after all.¡± ¡°It can¡¯t be you know? Normally.¡± I thought there¡¯d be anguage analysis done on thenguage¡¯s patterns or something, but ording to Rokuko there¡¯s no one other than me, who has the trantion cheat, that can modify magic. Rokuko doesn¡¯t really know about many people since she doesn¡¯t leave far from her dungeon core though¡ wait, me, my ves Meat and Ichika¡ isn¡¯t that just three people? Ah, there¡¯s Haku-san too. Dungeon Core No. 89¡¯s turned into our dungeon¡¯s god of fortune. Imperial Capital Bigshot-san. ¡°Well, with her rtionship with the hotel recently, hey, I¡¯ve gotten to know the guild¡¯s Receptionist-san too! S-Siliana-san.¡± I probably wouldn¡¯t be that wrong to consider her as another. Our rtionship with the guild isn¡¯t bad. Although the guild¡¯s branch office was mostly built by now, Receptionist-san still eats here, as well as bathing here once a week. Looks like she likes it a lot. Since the ce where the guild is located is part of the dungeon¡¯s territory, we get a bit over 80 DP per day from Receptionist-san. It¡¯s really delicious. We¡¯d get twice as much if she stayed in a locked room though¡ ¡°Goshujin-sama, please replenish the food.¡± Meat, who was in charge of taking food to the dining room, entered¡ it¡¯s troublesome, but there¡¯s no choice but to do it. I took out some side dish breads and low quality dishes and passed them to Meat. Meat stowed the dishes I handed her away into her space-time magic, [Storage]. She¡¯d take them out in the kitchen to give to guests. Meals you could get in convenience stores and family restaurants in Japan were very popr in this world. There¡¯s even been adventurers these days that purposely came for the food. ¡ Rather, it¡¯s fine even if Rokuko bought them with DP, but for some reason it¡¯s a higher quality when I do it. I wonder if it¡¯s because of a difference in knowledge? Oh? Meat dropped one of them while I was handing them to her. Fortunately, since the side dish breads came wrapped in stic, it wasn¡¯t much of a deal even if they dropped on the floor. ¡°¡ Yourplexion doesn¡¯t look that good. Are you okay?¡± I finally noticed that Meat¡¯splexion looked off. I didn¡¯t notice sooner because she normally has beautiful tanned skin, like she went suntanning. It would¡¯ve been easier to tell if she was fair-skinned like Rokuko though. ¡°Eh, ah¡ I¡¯m¡ fine, I think.¡± Meat was a dog eared beastkin, so her body was strongpared to normal humans. However, she was still a child that might not even be in the double digits age-wise. I put my hand to Meat¡¯s forehead. Sweat was sticking to her skin¡ and she was terribly hot. ¡°¡ Go rest!¡± ¡°Hya¡ª¡ eh¡ª, y-yes¡¡± Iid Meat down on the futon and went out to the dining room for her. * Meat is fatigued, huh. It¡¯s probably from overworking along with the heat. I¡¯ll have her rest properly. Well, I realized something. ¡ We have abor shortage! Well yeah, I mean I¡¯ve vaguely noticed it already. The number of guests we¡¯ve been getting has gradually increasedtely. First, there¡¯s one person at the reception. Then, there¡¯s another person in the dining area. Those two people are absolutely necessary to keep the inn running. We only have four people, me included, to manage the dungeon and inn. That isn¡¯t enough people. Moreover, we¡¯d need two more at the least. Since physicalbor can be taken care of by the golems, we basically just need humans to take care of our visitors. Since there¡¯s things like the life magic¡¯s [Cleanup], washing and cleaning in this world is overwhelmingly easy, but serving customers still uses up stamina and willpower. I was serving tables today instead of Meat, but even though it¡¯s different from town restaurants and we only had a few customers, Meat was amazing at managing the dining room by herself. Seriously. I mean, there¡¯s practically been noints about the dining room. Though Ichika was the one running the reception desk whereints were received, and Meat¡¯s a child, a ve, and a child, you could count the number ofints on a single hand. Additionally, it hasn¡¯t even happened again after the first time. I was just serving tables today but the number ofints has already risen a level. Come on, what the heck? It settled down when I asked Rokuko to lend a hand, but maybe it¡¯s that. These guys are just lolicons. I keep forgetting about it and am not really conscious of it, but when magic is used, magical power¡ªI guess something like mental stamina¡ªgets used as well. Meat uses [Storage] to take the dishes out, so it¡¯s probably a big burden on her. I carelessly overlooked it since she¡¯s been working with a healthy face, but she must have been incredibly tired every day. Even with that¡ I¡¯ve been using Meat as my hug pillow when I sleep. Even then she wouldn¡¯t show off an unpleasant expression and would just smile¡ it¡¯s fine to say something even if you¡¯re my ve, you super girl. ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama¡?¡± ¡°Oh, did I wake you up? How are you doing?¡± I gently stroked Meat¡¯s head. Her dog tail wagged happily under the towel nket she wasying under. She was obviously happy. [1] ¡°I¡¯m¡ fine already.¡± ¡°Keep sleeping. You don¡¯t have to be my hug pillow today.¡± ¡°¡ Ugu¡ª¡ b-but, this is Goshujin-sama¡¯s sleeping spot¡¡± ¡°Don¡¯t worry, there are other rooms open. Thankfully, this is an inn.¡± Like that, I tucked Meat in. Lonely since she can¡¯t work, she really is just like a big faithful dog. I mean, right. I still haven¡¯t set up proper vacation days yet. I¡¯ve just been sleeping when I feel like it, and though I¡¯ve told Ichika and Meat to do whatever they wanted when there¡¯re no guests, the number of days like that have decreased recently¡ rather, it¡¯s more like we have guests every day now. To add to that, Meat¡¯s been working as my hug pillow. She has no holidays¡ and though I¡¯ve offered the daily necessities, since they don¡¯t really have sries either, they¡¯ve basically been working nonstop with no pay. Due to all of that, we have an overwhelmingbor shortage. For Meat and Ichika¡¯s sleep, as well as mine, I need to do something¡ Footnotes: ¥¿¥ª¥ë¥±¥Ã¥È -> Towelket -> Towel nket. Made-up English word that Japanese use for something we don¡¯t have (kind of like a snuggie). Gave a link before, but here it is again. Chapter 74 Let¡¯s Procure Some New Employees Since Meat returned to being my hug pillow before I noticed it, she probably recovered from lying down all night. Looks like she slipped in while I was asleep, what a zealous worker. She even paid attention to changing theforter out for a towel nket so that it wouldn¡¯t be hot. Though I said we had abor shortage, this inn that¡¯s also a dungeon has a lot of secrets. Like how we use the dungeon core to light up Rokuko¡¯s room. We can¡¯t hire standard employees. So then, what do we do¡? We get another one like Ichika. But we probably won¡¯t find as good a bargain as Ichika again. But but! We need more employees that can stay and house-sit. With the amount of people we have right now, I can¡¯t even take anyone out to the human vige. Despite going to such great pains to open that tunnel, Ichika can¡¯t go visit her hometown, Pavuera. I¡¯ve gotten a few goods from guests using the tunnel from Pavuera though. ¡ Even though they¡¯ll hand us stuff like fish while saying, ¡°Please cook this!¡± ¡ It¡¯s not like I can cook. And then there¡¯s the mysterious chef that cooks for the inn. Our setting has him named Ex Travagant-san. The setting has no use though since we don¡¯t even have that praiseworthy person called a chef though¡ Seems like Ichika¡¯s only interested in cooking to eat it¡ Ah, she made some grilled fish. Then I ate it myself. Right, our next employee should really be someone that knows how to cook. If they can reproduce dishes that we serve using DP, the inn can continue running even if Rokuko and I aren¡¯t here so long as there are ingredients. Sooner orter Rokuko¡¯s probably going to want to go and visit Haku-san. ¡°And so, this time I¡¯m going to summon an employee~¡± ¡°Summon an employee¡ ah. A human-type monster that can mimicry!¡± A monster like a [Subus], as in like Haku-san¡¯s butler, Chloe. In other words, an intelligent human-type, and if possible I¡¯d prefer a female-type monster that¡¯s good at cooking and has beautiful legs. Furthermore, male-type ones are no good since this dungeon¡¯s sponsor (Haku-san) said so and it¡¯s not like I want to have a harem. ¡°It¡¯s pricey though you know?¡± ¡°Yeah¡ it might be cheaper than a ve once all¡¯s said and done though. Even after subtracting the amount of DP it¡¯d take to teach them [Storage], it¡¯d be cheaper.¡± Then maybe I should purposely try to make it an expensive human-type monster? That way if the monster is intelligent, it might be able to use DP. Eh, maybe human-type monsters are expensive because they¡¯re able to use DP? ¡°I see! If it¡¯s a monster that can use DP I can go out as well huh!¡± ¡°That¡¯s right¡ And because of that, maybe a subus is the best way to go? Their war potential is reassuring and they have good abilities too.¡± ¡°Chloe set a good precedent for them, so there¡¯s a sense of security¡ but, what about like Redra? A red dragon. They can look like a human even though they¡¯re a dragon by using their human form technique.¡± ¡°I won¡¯t argue their strength, but we don¡¯t have enough DP for a dragon that can use a human form. Even Redra still had her tail. And I¡¯d prefer to get two or three people if we could¡¡± ¡°We wouldn¡¯t have enough for subi either then you know?¡± Still, it was to the point that it¡¯d use practically all of our DP savings. I don¡¯t really think it¡¯s a problem since we have a steady ie now though. ¡°Oh right. Phoenixes can learn how to have a human form. It¡¯s still an egg though! Wait, didn¡¯t you promise to get it hatched by that dragon breath a long time ago?¡± ¡°¡ Craaap,pletely forgot.¡± I wouldn¡¯t be able to use the phoenix egg for raw materials anymore if it hatched, so let¡¯s do it after I get a bit more from it¡ is what I decided to do. In other words, Ipletely forgot about it after setting it up with the automatic egg smashing golem. ¡°¡ There¡¯s probably plenty of materials now so let¡¯s go get it hatched?¡± ¡°Kehma? You haven¡¯t perhaps been breaking the egg while it¡¯s unhatched have you?¡± ¡°D-don¡¯t say something so scary.¡± While I was trembling, I went back to the topic. ¡°That aside, isn¡¯t it better for it to be cheap and convenient? Ah. Fighting strength isn¡¯t needed right?¡± ¡°Yeah. It¡¯s more important that they can look after the inn than be able to fight¡¡± ¡°How about this then?¡± As for what Rokuko showed me, a [Vampire]¡ wait, isn¡¯t it both really strong and really expensive? ¡°I didn¡¯t know there were so many variations of vampires¡ see? This one at the bottom is so cheap!¡± ¡°It¡¯s a lesser one so its intelligence might be a problem, how about themon one¡ ooh, it¡¯s still cheap? 30,000 DP huh, with the DP we have now¡ it¡¯s not that bad.¡± It might be a little painful, but there¡¯d be no problem if we converted our cash earnings into DP. Recently we¡¯ve been getting more than 500 DP a day, so we wouldn¡¯t have any problems even if we used it all. By the way, there¡¯s one over 1,000,000 DP. It says something like true ancestor¡ ¡°¡ But don¡¯t vampires turn into ash if they¡¯re hit by sunlight?¡± ¡°There¡¯s a lot of customization options you know? Look at this! It even says sunlight immune!¡± ¡°Oi oi, isn¡¯t that expensive?¡± ¡°That¡¯s why it¡¯s optional!¡± The offensive capability option¡ 100 was the upper limit, with 0 being the worst. The DP cost was practically synchronized with it. ¡°Shouldn¡¯t we try out the offensive capability option at 0?¡± ¡ Taking the sunlight immunity option with it¡ it became 1 DP. As for all of its other weak point immunity options, they were all 1 DP. Cheap. Things like bat transformation and blood weapons that were the core ability options for vampires were still expensive though. Well, as a result of fiddling with the customization options¡ª ¡°¡ It doesn¡¯t have any kind of ability, it can¡¯t fly, even though it has fangs they have no offensive power, but it has no weak points¡ a blood sucking¡ oni?¡± It doesn¡¯t really need to suck blood either. It wasn¡¯t even a vampire at this point, it was fine just eating normal meat. Moreover, its cost was around 15,000 DP even though it started out at 30,000 DP. About the same as a lesser vampire, oi. Well, it can¡¯t fight at all¡ it¡¯d bepletely useless if it weren¡¯t smart. Though it was doubtful if it could still be called a vampire, let¡¯s put this one on hold as a candidate. ¡°What about this silky thing? It looks like a house fairy!¡± A silky. It would help with household things, a house fairy that you could say looked like a beautiful woman. A beautiful woman, sounds good. Since they also weren¡¯t that strong, they were at the reasonable price of 10,000 DP each. ¡°Then this one might also be good. It¡¯s a [Zashiki Warashi]. 5,000 DP though.¡± [1] ¡°Hmm? Heeh. A luck fairy huh¡ ah, it says that only people with pure hearts or children can see it.¡± Ah, unfortunate. Guests not being able to see it would be bad. Rejected. ¡°There¡¯s also this witch thing. How about that one?¡± ¡°Fumu, a witch huh¡? Maybe that¡¯d be good? It¡¯s probably a human-type¡ or rather, what¡¯s the difference between it and a human?¡± ¡°Eh? Isn¡¯t it because it has a magic stone?¡± ¡°Come to think of it, it¡¯s a monster if it has a magic stone huh. That¡¯s the basics of this world.¡± There was an option for the witch to be an apprentice, when it grew up it¡¯d be a sorcerer or something. 15,000 if it¡¯s an apprentice huh¡ apprentices are expensive. Rather, can¡¯t the monsters sort themselves by intelligence? Ah, but they know magic from the start. Apprentices almost know two low ss ones though. Rather,e to think of it, how exactly does the system of using DP to summon monsters work? Maybe it takes them from another world like it did with me? Or maybe it just generates the monsters¡ ¡°Ignoring special cases like with Kehma, they¡¯re generally created by DP you know? ¡ And they¡¯ll also normally obey if you order them.¡± ¡°Eh, so then what should I summon?¡± ¡°¡ How about using the gacha?¡± For now, I decided to summon the monsters. The [Vampire (Customized)], the [Silky], and the [Witch (Apprentice)]. In order to investigate which we¡¯ll get more of in the future, for now I¡¯m going to just summon one body¡ªerr, one person¡ªof each. [2] ¡ Well¡ I¡¯ll just have faith that at worst at least one of them will be smart enough to serve customers¡ ¡°Vampire, silky, witch, summon!¡± The magic formation expanded towards the edges of the room with a low hum, stopping at around one meter in diameter. Then, there were three girls. They appeared from the magic formation. The easiest one to figure out was the freckled girl with brown hair that held a staff and wore a robe. She¡¯s probably the witch. She looked like a normal girl. If she isn¡¯t intelligent, she¡¯s a lie. Then next was one with green hair wearing thin maid clothes¡ she¡¯s probably the silky. Maid clothes, it¡¯s the silky. There¡¯s no way that¡¯s a vampire. At least she wasn¡¯t transparent or anything. Thest one was a silver-haired girl in ck bondage clothes. By elimination, she¡¯s the vampire. I don¡¯t know if she has wings or fangs though. The three girls that were floating in the magic formation slowly stepped onto the ground. The vampire, with her silvery hair that extended to her lower back fluttering, opened her eyes. She looked at Rokuko and me with her bright red pupils that looked like rubies. ¡°How do you do, master¡¡± ¡°She talked! She can talk!¡± ¡°We did it Kehma! She¡¯s smart!¡± ¡°Eh, umm¡ª¡± Ooh, the vampire is puzzled! Evidence that she can think properly! ¡°How about you other two? Can you talk?¡± ¡°Eh? Ah, yes. Pleased to meet you, master.¡± ¡°I will serve you from here on. I am humbled to make your acquaintance, master.¡± It looks like both the witch and the silky can talk as well. All of them. They¡¯re all able to talk. ¡ I have no problem with their looks either, it¡¯s a total win. We did it! Footnotes: Wiki-sensei giving a link to save the day! Doesn¡¯t trante well to English¡ªKeima used counter for bodies instead of people here. He then corrected himself. Chapter 75 Temporary Names and Additional Rooms The vampire hung her head. She¡¯s grieving from heartbreak. Those are some amazing sobs. The thing that caused it was when she checked her own strength, she had pretty much none. She was at a level where she¡¯d even lose to a goblin. ¡°T-this is¡ kuh¡ª, I¡¯m a vampire that¡¯s even weaker than a normal human¡ even weaker than a goblin¡! A disgrace!¡± She sat on the floor and beat her hands against it. But since her offensive power was 0 she didn¡¯t do anything. The silky gentlyforted her¡ motherly. ¡°¡ Moreover our master is a human¡ it certainly doesn¡¯t feel like he wants me to work as a monster, he made me weak in order to use me as his ything!¡± I had no such intentions! Still, I definitely won¡¯t be using you as a monster. Still, it¡¯d be bad to leave things as they are. I¡¯m a bit reluctant but let¡¯s invoke my absolute order rights. They¡¯re monsters, I¡¯m their superior as the dungeon master. ¡°How about we begin the conversation now? It¡¯s an order.¡± ¡°¡±¡±Yes.¡±¡±¡± I waited for the three to gather. ¡®I want you to be inn employees.¡¯ She¡¯s just going to sit down again if I say that. I¡¯m still going to say it though. ¡°First of all, I¡¯m not going to be leaving the dungeon¡¯s defense to you all¡ You¡¯ll be inn employees.¡± ¡°¡ An¡ inn?¡± The vampire responded with a question in unease. Well, if she¡¯s smart, she probably made the connection that I didn¡¯t intend for her to be use for battle since I summoned a monster without any offensive capability. ¡°Our dungeon manages an inn for humans. I wanted employees that would be able to serve them¡ Ah, you are candidates for management.¡± The vampire looked like she was thinking about something, the silky was still calm and smiling, and the apprentice witch looks like she didn¡¯t understand what I said that well¡ is she okay? Just then, Ichika arrived from me calling her here a bit ago. ¡°Goshujin-sama~, you called me~¡± ¡°Oh, just in time. Come here, here.¡± I called Ichika over to stand in front of the three. ¡°¡ This girl is Ichika. She¡¯s my ve. She¡¯s your senpai, so listen to what she says.¡± ¡°Y-yes? ¡ Eh? A human? Eh, and a ve¡?¡± ¡°Certainly, I look forward to working with you senpai.¡± ¡°Ah~, really~?¡± Looks like the vampire is hardheaded. The silky seems to be the best worker¡ What¡¯s up with this apprentice witch? Really, huh? ¡ Even though all three of them are existences created from DP, there¡¯s such big differences. Maybe it¡¯s because of the racial differences? ¡°Best regards, ya three¡ Lessee, names?¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯m a vampire. Nanashi (No Name).¡± ¡°I¡¯m a silky. I am Nanashi (No Name).¡± ¡°I¡¯m an apprentice witch~. My name¡¯s Nanashi (No Name)~!¡± ¡°¡ So everyone¡¯s a monster? I¡¯d¡¯ve thought ya were adventurers for sure.¡± ¡°Mm,e to think of it I haven¡¯t given you all names huh.¡± The three monster girls looked at me when I said that. Particrly, the vampire looked surprised. ¡°We¡¯ll be named!?¡± Named. Wonder what that means. Is getting a name special or something? Let¡¯s ask Rokuko. ¡°Nn? Riiight, it feels special. Masters only give a name to monsters when they¡¯re promoting them, it¡¯s something special given when they¡¯ve taken a lot of active roles¡ Gobsuke yed an active part too you know?¡± So Gobsuke was treated as a named monster huh¡ he did do something huge for us though. ¡°Well, I¡¯ll think about it. For now it¡¯ll be an internship. I¡¯ll give you all proper names if you do your work well¡ So for temporary names until then¡ the vampire is Alpha. The silky is Beta. The apprentice witch is Gamma. Sound good, you three?¡± ¡°¡±¡±Yes!¡±¡±¡± ¡°Suchzy names¡ It¡¯s easier than calling them all Nanashi (No Name) though.¡± I don¡¯t know how they were tranted for Rokuko, but I¡¯m thinking about making those our corps names if we get more in the future. I used DP to get some of our inn¡¯s, the [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion]¡¯s uniform, [Maid Clothes], and handed them out to each of them¡ One for the silky too, just in case. I chose their sizes by eye. ¡°Well then Ichika. First make sure you teach them how to receive guests at reception.¡± ¡°Roger that~. Well then, let¡¯s start with how to handle money~¡± Ichika took the three monster girls with her. Ichika could be a backup for the dining room if they learn how to work at reception¡ Maybe I should have Ichika learn [Storage]? Thinking about how much DP we have left, maybe I should convert the gold coins into DP? For the time being, let¡¯s leave their training to Ichika. Ichika even properly knows her times tables, so she¡¯s probably enough to teach them¡ Alright, let¡¯s give those three monster girls names when they¡¯re able to leave reception duty. I¡¯ll just think about it till then. ¡°Come to think of it, Kehma. Are those three going to sleep in the inn as well? Or in the dungeon?¡± ¡°¡ I forgot. Good job noticing it Rokuko, as expected of my partner. Good girl.¡± ¡°Hey¡ª, I won¡¯t get happy or anything even if you pat my head, I¡¯m not Meat you know! I¡¯m not a child!¡± What¡¯s this blonde-haired loli saying? You¡¯re still plenty a child. Now then, a room for employees huh¡ Let¡¯s add some stuff. Let¡¯s prepare it while Ichika teaches the newbies. * ¡°Here will be you three¡¯s rooms.¡± Leading Rokuko and the three newbies, I went outside the hotel. Sideways from the entrance, near the dungeon. ¡°Sleeping in the open? Their bodies would probably be safe since they¡¯re monsters¡ but what¡¯s with that mask you have on?¡± ¡°No, making employees sleep outside would be a bit much. What I meant was, I¡¯ll make the rooms here.¡± This Narikin mask is to hide my identity for when I make it after this. There¡¯s a guild branch office on the other side of the inn, so it¡¯s an extra measure taken just so that we¡¯d be safe even in the unlikely event they see¡ So please stop looking at me with such a pitying gaze, Rokuko. ¡°You would be willing to use DP for our sake? Thank you very much.¡± ¡°Eh? That¡¯d be wasteful. I summoned you guys since you were so economical you know.¡± ¡°Eh¡ª¡± I began working on it right in front of Rokuko and the three monster girls. I¡¯ll make the passage to the inn first. Manipting the raw materials with [Create Golem], I made holes to ce the ordinary walls and rebuilt the path. Then next up is the rooms¡ Although I thought about assembling it together all on site, I realized that I could just connect it to the inn by using the dungeon¡¯s teleport function if I made the hallways and rooms inside the dungeon to begin with. So I made the walls and roof beforehand. In other words, I made it in a modr fashion. Like a space station. Thus, I¡¯d made the rooms in the dungeon while Ichika was teaching the three newbies. The interior? Each of their rooms are about two tatami mats big with a bed and cab. Of course, they were also made with [Create Golem]. Man, so convenient. [Installing] the room modules with the dungeon¡¯s function, I used [Create Golem] to bond the materials together. Even though it¡¯s an add-on to the building, it looks like it was made to have it from the start¡ and done. It took about three minutes start to finish. Probably the fastest ever. ¡°¡ Alright, it¡¯s perfect.¡± I wonder if having the mask was pointless? Like this, it looks like we won¡¯t have to stop our operations with this modr system. ¡°Kehma is convenient as ever~¡ So, what is that mask?¡± ¡°The convenient thing is [Create Golem].¡± Then again, it was a magic skill that was only able to make y golems originally, I just modified the magic on my own thanks to the image I fostered in Japan and the automatic trantion ability I got from Kami-sama. It¡¯s probably not wrong to say I¡¯m convenient I guess. ¡°Right now, I am Narikin. When I have this mask on, that¡¯s who I am¡¡± ¡°¡ ¡ Un. Got it.¡± Ah, please stop. Please don¡¯t look at me with eyes like you¡¯re looking at a fanciful child. Chapter 76 Employee Training By the way, although I extended the inn by using [Create Golem], it originally wouldn¡¯t be able to be used as conveniently as this since your magical power has to be spread across all of the raw materials used. However, since I built the hotel with [Create Golem] to start with you could just call it an [Inn Golem]. Remaking a golem that¡¯s filled with your own magical power is incredibly easy. Well, none of the three girls have responded since a bit ago now. When I turned my head back to them, the apprentice witch (Gamma) was staring at me with starry eyes. The other two looked like their mouths were locked in the open position. In truth their mouths fell open from losing strength. I¡¯d probably be like that too if I saw a building be added onto in three minutes. I looked at them while waiting for their reactions. As expected, the apprentice witch (Gamma) was the first of the three of them to react. ¡°Amazing, master~! I¡¯ll do anything, please be my teacher~!¡± Hmm? Did she just say anything¡? A girl shouldn¡¯t saying something like that so thoughtlessly. ¡°Even my body~! ¡ Ah, we¡¯re master¡¯s belongings originally anyway though~¡± ¡°¡ Umm, for now could you just work as a receptionist?¡± ¡°Thank you very much master~!¡± ¡ It¡¯s somehow been decided that I¡¯ll be her teacher. I retreated a bit from her seriousness, but maybe I should tell Meat to rotate body pillow duties or something? It¡¯s probably a burden for Meat to always be a hug pillow. Well, even if I¡¯m supposed to be her teacher, I only know one elementary ss magic from each attribute and two middle ss magic. Since I leave everything to Trantion Function-san and don¡¯t really know the chants that well, I don¡¯t think I could teach her anything. On the other hand, ordering her to be on hug pillow duty would be like deceiving her with rolls of cash that¡¯s really just rolled up newspaper. Those aren¡¯t my principles. Therefore, it¡¯s not a waste even if I can¡¯t order her to be on hug pillow duty. It¡¯s somehow not wasteful. It¡¯s fine since I didn¡¯t summon her for that purpose. I can¡¯t stop burdening Meat¡ still, I¡¯ll be careful so that she doesn¡¯t copse. When I was thinking about stuff like that, it looks like the other two finally rebooted. ¡°So master isn¡¯t an ordinary human¡ is he a monster that turned into a brilliant mage?¡± ¡°It seems there is more to clean¡¡± Oi, vampire (Alpha). I am an ordinary human. I¡¯m also a dungeon master though. Then there¡¯s the silky (Beta) whose whole existence is housework, her statement probably means cleaning without using life magic is her hobby? Those maid clothes she appeared with aren¡¯t just for show. For now, I took the opportunity of adding more rooms to aplish my goal of showing off my power as the dungeon master to the newbies. How about let¡¯s leave the rest to Ichika and sleep? I¡¯ll leave it to her unless there¡¯s some abnormality. * Well, working at reception isn¡¯t all that hard. Calcting the inn charges is the hardest thing. However, if it¡¯s just counting this much they can do it. It¡¯s what even a Japanese elementary-schooler could do. There was a time when I thought that too. Not even being able to read or calcte numbers at the elementary school level is the normal for this world. ¡°Two and two¡¡± ¡°Two times two is?¡± ¡°¡ Eight?¡± ¡°That¡¯s probably correct~! With this master will teach me magic~!¡± ¡°It¡¯s six, you two.¡± They¡¯re the three idiots. Even though the answer is four¡ This vampire probably won¡¯t be able to remember the times table perfectly by treating it as an incantation. ¡°Hey, Goshujin-sama. How did ya memorize ¡¯em?¡± ¡°¡ Un¡ the times table isn¡¯t popr¡¡± Right, the rhythm of it is probably different since the words are different. Rather, Meat and Ichika were good at memorizing it. Maybe it¡¯s unreasonable to force it? ¡°¡ I could calcte a bit at first, but the cor constricted if I didn¡¯t remember right, so I memorized it perfectly.¡± ¡°Woa¡ª, that¡¯s somehow¡ sorry¡ today you can eat as many curry rolls as you want.¡± ¡°Ooh! That makes me happy~¡± Meat can also have as many hamburgers as she wants. Now then, that¡¯s what needs to be fixed for them to work at reception. Since they can fortunately read writing, they can read out the menu and verify costs. The problem is calctions. ¡°¡ Then maybe I¡¯ll make a calctor?¡± Though I can get one by exchanging DP for a calctor or register, it¡¯d probably be impossible to call it a magic tool. Since that¡¯s the case, there¡¯s no choice but to make a calctor so that won¡¯t cause problems being seen. So I made one. It took five hours and ten minutes. ¡°This is an [Abacus].¡± ¡°How¡¯s it used?¡± It looked different from the standard ones in Japan, it had a nine spheres per row to stress the importance of beingprehensible by people of this world. I made it with eight rows total. So long as it didn¡¯t exceed ten thousand gold coins, it could beputed. Moreover, I made use of the thing known as a golem to make it look like a magic tool. ¡°What¡¯s the price for five people¡¯s lodgings, four D-Rank meals, and one C-Rank meal?¡± ¡°T-the spheres moved on their own¡!? Six, five, zero¡ six hundred fifty copper coins!¡± ¡°This is amazing¡ it can be read as six silver coins and fifty copper coins.¡± ¡°Master is amazing~!¡± It automaticallyputes using voicemands. To breakdown the production time: ten minutes for the externals, five hours to train it to calcte things like lodging and meal prices. While the three girls were engrossed with the abacus, Ichika spoke to me. ¡°Hey Goshujin-sama. Ya said to count the spheres, can¡¯t it show the number directly?¡± ¡°Huh? Do you have an idea?¡± ¡°How ¡¯bout this?¡± When Ichika summarized her idea, it was to show digits that were painted on a column that rotated, like what a slot machine had¡ As expected of Ichika to think of something like that after going bankrupt by gambling. However¡ª ¡°¡ What¡¯re [Slots]?¡± ¡°Eh? Wait, you don¡¯t know about slots?¡± Looks like there¡¯s no such thing as slots in this world¡ Which means she came up with that on her own. Oi. Is she a genius? She¡¯s a genius? ¡°Slots are¡ right, you press a button to gamble on spinning images. If the images aren¡¯t uniform you get nothing, if they are you win.¡± ¡°Heeeh! I wanna try it¡¡± Ichika smiled, spellbound by the thought. You¡¯d probably think it was the face of a maiden that fell in love if you didn¡¯t know she was smiling while thinking about slots. Does she like gambling that much? ¡ Should I make it? Maybe it¡¯d unexpectedly be a key feature of the inn¡ let¡¯s sleep first. I even worked for five hours to make sure that golem could automaticallypute things. ¡°For now, it looks like you all will be able to use this [Abacus], so please work at the reception desk while using it. Make some number problems as well if you feel like it.¡± ¡°¡±¡±Yes!¡±¡±¡± All three of them responded well. Looks like ourbor shortage is resolved with this. Chapter 77 The Phoenix ¡°Come to think of it, Kehma. Is the phoenix egg not hatched yet?¡± Crap, Ipletely forgot. ¡°Y-yeah. Redra¡¯s gradually getting better at not going into a reflexive egg smashing seizure when she sees eggs, so it¡¯ll probably a good time. Let¡¯s ask.¡± ¡°Heeh~. So it was something like that. It can¡¯t be helped then.¡± ¡°Right, right. It couldn¡¯t be helped.¡± ¡°¡ A~n~d~?¡± ¡°I forgot. Sorry.¡± Grah, Rokuko¡¯s been getting better at guessing recently. That used to be plenty to deceive her. ¡°¡ You¡¯re my partner. I know Kehma¡¯s thing(s) since I watch him.¡± ¡°What, my thing¡ stalker!?¡± [1] ¡°I-I¡¯m not keeping records or anything, you¡¯re my partner you know? One body and soul, you know? I¡¯m not watching you to attack.¡± Attack huh, I¡¯d get mad if you interrupted my sleep. I¡¯d forgive you if there was a good reason though. Well, I gave a letter to a golem and sent it to the [me Cavern]. Another use of the passage was a room that was made. There was no entrance in or out and the room was split in half between our [Cave of Desires]¡¯ and their [me Cavern]¡¯s territories. Since you couldn¡¯t get into it if you didn¡¯t have a dungeon¡¯s [Deployment] function, adventurers wouldn¡¯t be a hindrance either. We decided to make use of this room when we had mutual business to do. Furthermore, although there weren¡¯t any doors or windows, we didn¡¯t have to worry about suffocation since it was still part of a dungeon. ¡°Ooh, it¡¯s been a while, eh? Kehma.¡± ¡°It¡¯s been around a month since we metst and I made this room I think.¡± ¡°That long huh. Is that some time for humans?¡± The smander¡¯s, Ontentoo¡¯s, face was distorted as he smirked while being happy about something. He¡¯s the dungeon core of the [me Cavern]. An openhearted good guy. Although he has his stupid parts, he also has his good parts. Although he has his stupid parts. Although he has his stupid parts. ¡°Well, it¡¯s fine to get Redra to use her breath ording to the agreement.¡± To receive Redra¡¯s breath, I intruded the [me Cavern] with Rokuko. We were guided to the fiftieth floor¡¯s boss room. If it¡¯s here, it can endure one of Redra¡¯s all-out breaths. Still, it looks like Redra is still a bit afraid of eggs. Shameful, despite being a dragon. Though the phoenix will be hatched with a red dragon¡¯s breath, I can¡¯t even imagine what it¡¯s going to be. ¡°Is it really safe!? It doesn¡¯t walk or run right!?¡± ¡°It might walk if it doesn¡¯t hurry up and hatch. So please do your best to heat it up¡ don¡¯t crush it alright?¡± ¡°G-got it!¡± Iid down a tile made from phoenix eggshell, setting the phoenix egg on top of it. By the way, Rokuko was waiting with me on the room opposite the boss room, the one with the dungeon core in it. Rokuko and I didn¡¯t have the fighting ability to stay in the boss room, where a breath that was able to obliterate the stone golems until there was nothing left would be used. Though since there was imprinting, I wanted to rush to it as soon as possible. That¡¯s why Ontentoo said he¡¯d dly let us use this room. Furthermore, Ontentoo took out his monitor to let us see what was going on in the boss room. Ontentoo is such a nice guy. ¡°Here I go¡ª¡¡± Redra breathed in slowly, releasing it all in one go. The sound of her breath filling the boss room, Redra heated the egg up by blowing on it with her breath. Well, even though I say it¡¯s the sound of her breathing, it¡¯s at a level where light¡¯s being emitted though. The floor wasn¡¯t turning into magma thanks to the egg being ced on the phoenix eggshell tile. The floor nearby it might be simmering though. Moreover, Rokuko was saying stuff like, ¡°Look!¡± while staring into the monitor. ¡°Fuuu, fuu¡. haa, haa, a-as expected, this one is a little tired¡¡± [2] After seriously letting out her breath for thirty minutes straight, she finally rested¡ What marvelous stamina, as expected of a red dragon. ¡°I¡¯ll treat you to some ice creamter.¡± ¡°[Ice Cream]? What¡¯s that.¡± ¡°A sweet and cold treat. I don¡¯t know if it¡¯ll suit your tastes, but I think it¡¯s delicious.¡± ¡°Heeh, this one will look forward to it! This one will keep going a little longer then! Fuuu, fuuu¡¡± She continued for another thirty minutes. ¡°Hmm? Oi, the egg moved, it¡¯s starting to crack!¡± ¡°Oh, really? Then let¡¯s enter the room soon.¡± ¡°Wait a few. You¡¯ll need to take care, it¡¯s amazingly hot in the room right now.¡± ¡°¡ Eh, about how hot is it?¡± ¡°Hmm, saying it a way that¡¯s easy for a human to understand¡ about the same as inside a kiln. Guess it can burn meat?¡± That¡¯s dangerous. But that meant she was emitting a super high temperature behind those doors? Opening the entrance door to the boss room, we waited for it to cool down for a while. Meanwhile, there was a knocking sounding from the inside of the egg as its crack grew¡ I wonder if it¡¯s fussing over how it goes about opening its egg? Very meticulous work. The crack being made was beautifully straight in the horizontal direction. It¡¯ll make it all the way around if it keeps going. Let¡¯s ask if it¡¯s still no good for Rokuko, who was standing next to me, to head in.¡± ¡°¡ Alright, should be good now.¡± When Ontentoo said that, Rokuko leapt into the room that was now cooled to be around as hot as an average sauna. Hot air drafted in from the open door, it felt like it was enough to burn. Although I also entered the room slowly following Rokuko, the heat was painful to my bare skin. ¡°It¡¯s hot! Where¡¯s the egg! It¡¯s hot!¡± ¡°Oh, you came, Rokuko! It¡¯s here! It¡¯ll hatch soon!¡± When Redra called out to her, the egg¡¯s crack was just a little away from going all the way around it. * Then, the phoenix hatched. The chick was small, but it¡¯s feathers were white, like they were shining. I guess that¡¯s just the kind of bird it is and is born fully feathered. ¡°Hooh, a phoenix huh? It¡¯s wings don¡¯t look red though¡ think I heard somewhere that god¡¯s vanguard¡¯s pet is a blue phoenix?¡± Blue huh? It¡¯s the color of perfectbustion. Rather, there¡¯s a phoenix like that too huh. Maybe its color changes to the color of the mes its bathed in when it¡¯s hatched or something? ¡°Heeey, I¡¯m Feni¡¯s owner~, look at me~¡± ¡°Pi~!¡± Feni, is that the phoenix¡¯s name? I said it when she named Gobsuke, but Rokuko is pretty direct when ites to names¡ It pped its wings when Rokuko called out to it. Though it doesn¡¯t seem to be able to fly yet, looks like it properly recognized its owner. ¡°By the way, isn¡¯t it too hot to touch?¡± ¡°It¡¯s probably safe. Phoenix mes aren¡¯t hot, they¡¯re magic after all. Its fire is the same as mine¡ It¡¯s also alright to eat since it has to use a skill to produce fire, bind it with an order before it¡¯s toote.¡± I see, so that¡¯s how it is. I followed Ontentoo¡¯s advice and ordered it to not attackrades. ¡°Hey now, let me see. I also want to touch it.¡± ¡°Eh, what do you want? To pluck its feathers this time?¡± ¡°Oi oi, what do you think I am?¡± Pluck its feathers huh¡ a phoenix¡¯s feathers¡ that might also be good, but well, yeah. right now I just want to touch it. I reached my hand out towards Feni. ¡°Pi¡ª!¡± ¡°Ada¡ª!? Wai¡ª, that hurts, that hurts!¡± ¡°Kehma, it doesn¡¯t like you.¡± It used its beak¡ maybe it remembers being destroyed over and over as an egg? Phoenixes are unexpectedly the type to hold grudges¡ ¡°Grah, I¡¯ll feed it then. Ontentoo, what do phoenixes eat?¡± ¡°They eat mes. Oi Redra, serve it some breath.¡± ¡°Yeah! Step away a bit!¡± Leaving Feni, Rokuko and I moved away before Redra fired off a serious breath¡ Even the aftermath from behind her feels hot. ¡°Pi pi~?¡± Feni was d as it bathed in the breath. Kukuku, good, keep eating¡ huh? But isn¡¯t Redra the one feeding it now instead of me? Crap. ¡ Maybe I should practice a bit of fire magic? Footnotes: Sort of a pun going on here. Rokuko said she knows him since she watches him a lot, but [yoku miteru] (watch a lot) also means [takes a close/good look] and is what she really meant, but Kehma yed it as her stalking him and watching him a lot. Note that ¡°FuFu¡± is onomatopoeia for breathing heavily in Japanese, and that onomatopoeia ismonly used in Japanese to rece more ¡®standard¡¯ words. Keima¡¯s description of the events was mirroring her actual breathing sounds Chapter 78 Slots Well then, ourbor problem is over, Feni the phoenix has hatched, and we have a newly improved inn. The dungeon¡ is still fine. The riddle area is still peaceful after all. And so, I thought about what the [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion] iscking in. I take pride in our food and sleep being at a level that can¡¯t be found anywhere else. The reason toe to the inn is the dungeon. Then, in charge of healing is the onsen. It¡¯s a wonderful lineup. ¡ However, there¡¯s still one thing weck. Entertainment. I¡¯m not talking about an ero district. Though something like that might be necessary, I want to avoid that since there are children (lolis) here. The owner is the owner, and Haku-san said she¡¯d kill me if I taught her something bad. Well, as for what I want to add, some kind of game corner. Somethingmon to onsen inns. Though I really want to add table tennis now that I¡¯m thinking about onsens, I decided to put it off since I wouldn¡¯t be able to prepare them without using DP for the ping-pong balls. It¡¯s only good to make it if it can be made with this world¡¯s materials. So, a game corner huh¡ well, since there¡¯s no way I could install video games, looks like gambling¡¯s the best bet. First thing I¡¯m going to make is slots. For the outside, there¡¯ll be indicator panels with spinning disks¡ what was it called again? A drum reel? I¡¯ll make them using golems and install a lever that powers the spin. There wouldn¡¯t be much on the inside, just the spinning mechanism that would do its best to spin when the lever is lowered and make ¡®that¡¯ sound. It doesn¡¯t turn into rotational power directly, the lever would store up power like when you flick a finger, letting it all out when it gets lowered to a certain point. As for judging when to stop spinning, that was the drum reel golem¡¯s job. Furthermore, there would be a golem that gives money when it¡¯s a win. Even if someone disassembled it and asked how it worked, I could just say that I found suitable magic tools to do it. So convenient. But for the drum reel, it would stop on its own when the rotation slows down, as well as when the button on the side is pressed. Then, it would just barely slip off of the grand prize if it almostnded on it. I¡¯ll be sure to have it asionallynd on it, but it feels like I¡¯m just giving away my profits. ¡ Unfair? Fraud? This isn¡¯t a charity, this much is natural. At any rate, I called Ichika up since I finished with the prototype. It¡¯s special, so let¡¯s leave the reception desk to the newbies. We probably won¡¯t get any visitors anyways. ¡°Well, this is a slot machine. Ichika, please give it a test y. Here¡¯s five hundred copper coins.¡± ¡°Oooh! So this¡¯s slots huh! Leave it to me~, I¡¯ll pay ya back with double!¡± Yep. Even if you doubled it, wouldn¡¯t the money juste from the dungeon¡¯s funds? ¡°I see I see, so ya put the coin into the hole and pull the lever¡¡± Kachink, kachink, kachink. She put three copper coins into it and lowered the lever. Gyurin~. The drum reel spun vigorously. ¡°Oooh, it¡¯s turnin¡¯, it¡¯s turnin¡¯! Eeeh, now¡ this button causes it to stop¡¡± Pochi, pochi, pochi. When she pressed the button, the drum reel stopped. ¡°Ooh~¡ Huh, what¡¯s this mean?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a loss. Try again.¡± ¡°Nn, got it~¡± Putting more copper coins into it, Ichika gave it another shot. Hmm, it feels a bit in, maybe I should¡¯ve put more thought into its production? * ¡°Uoooooooh! Go, go, gooooo n¡¯ get it! ¡ª! Aaaah~! Almost!!¡± One hourter. Getting small wins over and over, she¡¯d exceeded her starting funds of five hundred coins just once, but now she was down to fifty coins left. She was going nuts with a force that might be able to destroy the slot machine. Guess I don¡¯t need to work more on its production huh, let¡¯s add more if she gets tired of it. ¡ Ah, maybe I should make its main body out of iron? Ichika¡¯s clinging onto it hard enough for it to creak. ¡°Ichika. You should start finishing up.¡± ¡°B-but! I-I still have money left! I-I¡¯ll definitely make a turnaround now! Check it out, y¡¯see how it was just about to hit the thousand copper grand prize? I¡¯ll get it next go!¡± Yeah, she¡¯s a no good woman. A typical no good human that spends their money on gambling despite going in to debt because of gambling. Pretty hardcore to not learn from her mistakes even though she fell into very. ¡°Yep, it¡¯s unfortunate but that¡¯s impossible. I made it so that it¡¯s not possible.¡± ¡°Wha¡ t¡?¡± Ichika hung her head down with a face full of despair. Yep, I didn¡¯t think that I¡¯d see such a horrible face over something like four hundred fifty-six copper. ¡°¡ In practice it shouldn¡¯t be so obvious, I¡¯ll have to adjust it a bit more. That was helpful, thanks.¡± ¡°Kuh¡ª¡ I was gettin¡¯ yed¡ on Goshujin-sama¡¯s palm¡? Daaaaaaaamn¡!¡± ¡°Don¡¯t worry, you don¡¯t have to pay back the money you borrowed. I¡¯d like for you to return the remainder though.¡± ¡°Aaah~¡! Kuh¡ª, i-it can¡¯t be helped¡¡ª¡± Still, that¡¯s an amazing fit. Ichika might be a bit of a special case, but I¡¯ll prepare around three of these. It should be fine to put them into the newly built game room. However, having just slot machines in the game room might feel dull. Maybe I¡¯ll make some other things too? ¡°Come to think of it, what other kinds of gambling is there?¡± ¡°Nnn~, ya know about dice? The hero made these box things, their faces¡¯re numbered one to six¡ it¡¯smon to use ¡¯em.¡± I see. So dice huh? It¡¯d be easy to produce them too. Incidentally, though I asked if there were ying cards, they aren¡¯t made here because of poor printing techniques and paper quality in this world. There does seem to be something like metallic tes though¡ they seem pretty rare and expensive though. They don¡¯t appear to be that popr. ¡°Basically, all of those are be games of chance. Any that focus on strategy?¡± ¡°There¡¯s the arena¡ and horse racing too.¡± Fumu, that¡¯d be hard for us to reproduce¡ no, wait a second. Maybe we could race the rats? It might be a good idea to use all of those leftover rats as subordinates. Nowadays they¡¯ve just been acting as surveince cameras around the dungeon. ¡ Ah, but maybe it¡¯d be hard to hold a race with our current amount of guests? Let¡¯s put that one on hold. In this world with little in the way of entertainment, we might be popr if we mass-produced some proper ying cards. Actually, maybe it¡¯d make a good dungeon drop? I already said that we got the massage chair from the dungeon. I¡¯ll say the same for the slot machines. Alright, let¡¯s put some ying cards in treasure chests. They¡¯ll have to spread around to get popr after all. So, its appearance should be fine if I say that I found it in the dungeon and put it in the game room. I also set up a table with felt stuck to its top, making it into something that gave the feeling of being something to y on. Chapter 79 cksmith g Recently it feels like I¡¯ve been working nonstop. Even adjusting the slot machine has been hard I¡¯ve been making the game room too, maybe I should rest today? Well, let¡¯s just sleep today away. That thought was like painting a target on myself. ¡°Kehma, the iron golem that wandered around thebyrinth area was destroyed.¡± Rokuko reported something about the dungeon. Iron golems. As their name says, they are golems whose bodies are made from iron. For the levels thate to our dungeon¡ D-Rank, even C-Rank adventurers would have a hard time against it. Furthermore, unlike normal y golems, its body itself has value. Because it¡¯s iron. Although its heavy, thinking of it as a resource, a lump of iron the size of a person is a pretty valuable thing. I wonder how many nails you could make from one? ¡°What kind of people defeated it? People that are in the dungeon right now¡ ah, there was that one C-Rank party huh. Those guys?¡± ¡°Right, I think it was Gozoh or something, maybe? A dwarf that uses a hammer! He usually hits them with his hammer and doesn¡¯t break the magic stones.¡± That so? So he¡¯s dispersing the magical power by the impact huh. Good, it wasn¡¯t something like the iron golem being shed to death. If someone like that showed up, I don¡¯t think I could deal with him right now. ¡°If that¡¯s the case there¡¯s no reason to worry. Probably. Did he take the iron golem¡¯s remains?¡± ¡°Yeah. He¡¯s carrying it out now. He doesn¡¯t have Storage~¡± A C-Rank probably wouldn¡¯t be able to handle an opponent like the iron golem. If they could, it¡¯d probably be easy money. ¡°Incidentally, how are the cards going?¡± ¡°Although I¡¯ve been deploying them little by little on the first floor, people are calling them misses. Like ordinary bundles of paper. It seems like they¡¯re troubled since the guild doesn¡¯t handle them.¡± ¡°¡ Then start saying you¡¯ll purchase them for five copper.¡± ¡°Kehma should say it himself! I¡¯m the owner.¡± Should I have put in a memo on how to y it as well¡? No, it¡¯s already strange that ying cards are appearing, it¡¯d be even more so if a dungeon also gave a memo on how to y. If it got too strange, god¡¯s vanguard (the hero) will zero in on us. Since ying cards are themselves things that god¡¯s vanguard (the hero) brought in the past, it¡¯s still somehow at the level of being able to deceive people. ¡°Oh, maybe we should put out some dice too? Made from wood or bone.¡± ¡°Somehow it feels like our dungeon is being eroded by gambling¡¡± Well, we did be the [Cave of Desires] after all. ¡ Maybe I could send out bedding too? As expected, putting out sweet rolls is a no go. But really, an iron golem was destroyed huh¡ then beyond the riddle area, it¡¯d probably be bad if I don¡¯t prepare a stronger monster. Let¡¯s look for something. ¡ It says there¡¯s something like a gargoyle? Eh, how¡¯s that different from a golem? * The next day, the guild¡¯s Receptionist-san came. I¡¯m told there¡¯s an important matter¡ Didn¡¯t you get to know her, Rokuko? I used my absolutemand rights to have her say she¡¯ll leave it to me. Well, with Rokuko in smile mode, we spoke with her in the parlor. ¡°Huh? A smithy?¡± ¡°Yes. A smithy. Although it would be at a spot a little separated from the inn and adventurer guild since it is noisy, this branch is scheduled to be turned into the same thing as the adventurer guild to begin with. Just in case, shall I tell you more about it?¡± ¡°Haah, why so suddenly?¡± ¡°The other day, an adventurer carried out materials from an iron golem¡ I think you know this, but the iron golem¡¯s body has been verified.¡± ording to her story, it seems that iron golem areas are treated the same as mines. Looks like it¡¯s called something like quasi-mines or golem mines. Indeed, there are huge resources in there. Moreover, the iron golems¡¯ bodies are entirely made of iron and was at the level of being able to be used as materials for cksmiths. With that, it turned into: ¡®Let¡¯s build a smithy here.¡¯ They nned to build the branch office in order to regte equipment extracted by adventurers or something. I don¡¯t wanna hear it! Ah, even though I said that¡ ¡°A mine huh, will this ce show up on maps then?¡± ¡°Maps? It has already been recorded. It¡¯s been there since the branch office finished.¡± ¡°Wait, do dungeons not get recorded onto maps?¡± ¡°The reason dungeons do not have their positions recorded onto maps is so that people cannot go to them without permission after all. There¡¯s also no reason to conceal a dungeon that has a guild branch at its entrance either. Rather, it bes quite the publicity.¡± ¡ Woah, I might¡¯ve made a big mistake. God¡¯s vanguard might suddenlye here if it¡¯s on a map¡ ah, but since god¡¯s vanguard is apulsory S-Rank hero to begin with maybe it¡¯ll be irrelevant? At any rate I can see what needs to be done. Need to stop our poprity from rising. ¡°I heard from the guild head that he¡¯s been nning on turning this ce into a vige since learning about the magic sword.¡± ¡°¡ No way.¡± He was being serious when he said that? There¡¯s a chance I made a mistake from the start¡ it¡¯s no use even if I said something now huh? ¡°Will you listen since this is a special opportunity? Although this inn has a dining room now, are there ns to build a bar as well?¡± ¡°Yeah, as long as it¡¯s built away from here it¡¯s fine. We don¡¯t serve alcohol.¡± I wouldn¡¯t be able to sleep if people were getting drunk and making a ton of noise in the inn. That¡¯d be annoying. ¡°Then we will advance those ns. We might also build other various facilities. Since there is also bnce to take into ount, we wille to consult with you each time over the construction¡¯s location.¡± ¡°That¡¯s a big help.¡± ¡ The n¡¯s getting huge, but it¡¯s probably fine if the guild does all of the troublesome things. Either way, the whole area around here is the dungeon¡¯s territory after all. ¡°¡ By the way, I¡¯ve wanted to ask something.¡± ¡°Hmm? What is it?¡± ¡°¡ When was that building added on? I don¡¯t think I noticed it being added?¡± ¡°Haku-san¡¯s mage acquaintance turned up and did it.¡± ¡°Ah, an A-Rank adventurer¡ an A-Rank adventurer¡¯s acquaintance did¡¡± Both Receptionist-san and I nodded with a, ¡®Un un.¡¯ Since Haku-san¡¯s acquainted with me, it¡¯s not wrong. ¡°Ah, and the people at reception and in the dining room are different. No, until now they¡¯ve been the same people as always¡ they were ves, did you exchange them away?¡± ¡°No, they¡¯re resting. Since it¡¯s gotten to the point that we¡¯re getting more guests and work to do every day, they were introduced by the owner¡¯s connections.¡± The dungeon¡¯s DP exchange is the owner¡¯s connection. It¡¯s not a lie. ¡ Since the adventurer guild has lie detecting magic tools, I need to be careful of what I say just in case. It¡¯s really troublesome. ¡°Is that so¡ Let me know if you decide to sell her. I wouldn¡¯t do anything bad.¡± ¡°Hahaha, unfortunately, I don¡¯t feel like letting go of them.¡± While I talked with her for now, I told her that I just didn¡¯t feel like parting with them. Receptionist-san, you¡¯re pretty obstinate when ites to ves as ever huh. It¡¯s unfortunate that you¡¯re a beauty. But you really do have great legs though¡ Chapter 80 The cksmith¡¯s Arrival ¡°Ooh, Gozoh! Thanks for calling me. Is Roppu doing well?¡± ¡°Kantra! You¡¯vee! Aye, full of energy as usual.¡± Inside the small guild branch, there were two bearded dwarf ossans. [1] Gozoh was the C-Rank adventurer that defeated the iron golem to collect its iron. Then this new person, Kantra, is probably the cksmith. To make a magic sword, after seeing that this dungeon somehow produced good quality iron golems, Gozoh called over his cksmith acquaintance. Furthermore, after he defeated that iron golem, he went on to defeat two more. Looks like he decided to do that after determining that this dungeon produced iron golems at fixed intervals. Because of that, he was confident when calling over his cksmith acquaintance. ¡°With that, Kehma. This is Kantra. Take care of him.¡± ¡°Ah¡ªyes¡ I look forward to working with you?¡± ¡°My regards, Kehma-dono.¡± Why am I here for these two¡¯s reunion? He caught me leaving from the dungeon together with Meat when we were wearing equipment in order to make it look like we were adventurers, bringing us to the guild. ¡°¡ So, why am I here?¡± ¡°Kehma is the [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion]¡¯s owner¡¯s secretary, essentially number two aye?¡± ¡°I heard from Gozoh that yer the [Cave of Desires] dungeon¡¯s top capture person.¡± To put it simply, limited to this dungeon, I¡¯m a person of influence I guess? Well, I¡¯m really just the dungeon master though. To be the big fish in the pond is a bit¡ ¡°That¡¯s why I want to make a smithy a bit away. I don¡¯t know when I¡¯ll be able to make it, but if it¡¯s something like weapon maintenance I can do it immediately, Kehma-dono. Ah, right. As a token of gratitude for our acquaintanceship, may I perform some maintenance on that sword hanging at your waist? It would be free of charge of course.¡± ¡°Free huh? Then, please.¡± I passed him the sheathed magic sword de golem. ¡°¡ N¡? Is this a magic sword?¡± ¡°How¡¯d you know?¡± ¡°Because I¡¯m a cksmith. It¡¯s my dream to create a magic sword myself one day. I heard that there were magic swordsing from this dungeon, but it¡¯s a good sign that I could hold one in my hands so soon.¡± ¡°Yeah. ording to my guess, that sword was obtained from this dungeon. Will you show how to go about maintaining a magic sword?¡± ¡°The fundamentals for magic swords aren¡¯t different from normal swords. As for whether the de could be made from water and fire, I dare say that is something else entirely¡ hmmm, this sword doesn¡¯t particrly need any repairs. I mean, it is closer to say it hasn¡¯t been used at all?¡± ¡ Geh, busted. As expected of a cksmith. This guy can speak to swords¡ well, it¡¯s a golem though. ¡°I am a mage after all. The sword is essentially unnecessary. ¡°That¡¯s a shame. However, it can¡¯t be helped then, I¡¯ll return it¡ What about that small one there?¡± ¡°That¡¯s my vanguard. Ah, could you maintain her sword instead?¡± ¡°Aye, leave it to me.¡± When I said that, Meat, who had been waiting next to me so far, handed him her favorite golem knife. ¡°¡ Heeh, this one¡¯s a magic sword too? Moreover it looks like it¡¯s been used well. It¡¯s more or less been tended too, looks like it has a good owner.¡± Kantra grinned at Meat, who was smiling broadly. This bearded old man feels pretty good natured¡ well, I don¡¯t know his actual age though. Looking at it another way, it¡¯s possible that he¡¯s just a agreeable young man. But where did Meat learn to maintain it? Maybe Ichika taught her. ¡°Well then I¡¯ll give it maintenance here. I can only do a quick one though since I don¡¯t have any equipment here though.¡± With that, he took out a grindstone right there and began to polish the sword. Moving it nimbly, he held the de up and looked at it from the side before bringing it back to the whetstone to polish it again¡ This was repeated several times. Eventually, Kantra nodded approvingly while looking at the sword. ¡°There, now it¡¯s plenty sharpened. Then, to finish, [Revitalize]¡ Ah, good. There we go.¡± ¡°Hm? Just now, was that the life magic¡¯s [Revitalize]? Not earth magic¡¯s [Sharpen]?¡± Ichika taught me about it before, but [Revitalize] should be the life magic that causes a slight improvement in crop production by making the soil fill with vigor. [Sharpen] is a low ss earth magic that improves something¡¯s sharpness the first few times it¡¯s used on it. That¡¯s why I thought he¡¯d use [Sharpen] on it for the finishing touch. ¡°Aye. [Revitalize] invigorates the ground¡ then, wouldn¡¯t it invigorate swords? Theye from the ground.¡± ¡ I didn¡¯t think about that. Certainly, minerals are in soil, in other words the ground. In other words, it¡¯s a kind of soil. No way¡ to fall behind in magic conceptualization¡ ¡°Also, cksmiths that use [Sharpen] are second rates, magic is a cheat for unskilled maintenance. I may use it if asked since I¡¯m also a cksmith, but I won¡¯t like it that much. I think using magic when you need to heat something up on-site is alright though.¡± ¡°Kantra¡¯s [Revitalize] is something like a good luck charm though. I haven¡¯t seen any other cksmith use it.¡± ¡°That¡¯s rude, Gozoh. This is a method that¡¯s been handed down from generation to generation after all. My swords reallyst longer and are sharper than other cksmith¡¯s aye?¡± ¡°Hahaha, that¡¯s because of your skill! Even if that charm has an effect, it¡¯d be small. More like, it¡¯s not like swords will get better even if they¡¯re invigorated. It¡¯s not like they¡¯d go and start cutting things on their own.¡± ¡°Come on now, swords are alive! If Gozoh¡¯s a dwarf too, you should also have some love for your equipment¡¡± Come to think of it, a magic¡¯s effect changes depending on the image. Then, it¡¯s probably better to think that it really does get invigorated by [Revitalize] when you think about invigorating a sword. Perhaps it¡¯d turn into something like recovery magic when it¡¯s used on a golem? Let¡¯s try it out next time. ¡°Ah, our chat went off track, sorry. Well with those reasons, please let me have a smithy here. Although there¡¯ll probably be a lot of orders for armor from adventurers, I can also make nails, tableware, and other things for daily necessities.¡± Ah, that so? Although there was the image where he¡¯d only be able to make equipment like a cksmith from a game, in reality they can also make other merchandise. ¡°Understood, I¡¯ll request something if we need it.¡± ¡°Leave it to me¡ it what I want to say. First I need a smithy, a cksmith without a furnace is horrible and out of the question. I¡¯m nning on making a simple one, but it¡¯ll take around two or three weeks.¡± Fumu. That¡¯s quite a while. ¡°What do you need to make a furnace?¡± ¡°Hmm? Bricks filled with strong materials that can resist the fire. I got a hold of a lot of cheap red lizard scales and bones a little while back, so I thought about using that.¡± Oops, the fantasy crept its way back in. Right, so make it from heat-resistant materials. ¡ Come to think of it, I have a lot of phoenix eggshells left over. Those would probably work out fine, can¡¯t they resist even a dragon¡¯s me? I took out an eggshell and handed it to Kantra. ¡°Then as advance payment, take this. You could probably use it if you need something that can withstand heat.¡± ¡°Is this an eggshell? From the looks of it¡ yeah, fire attributed. The eggs of fire attributed monsters be considerably good materials. With this it¡¯ll be a proper furnace. I¡¯ll dly ept it.¡± ¡°Yeah, so in exchange I¡¯ll order¡ right, when Kantra makes a magic sword, give me one.¡± ¡°Oi oi Kehma, isn¡¯t a magic sword beyond overcharging for a single eggshell?¡± ¡°Hahaha, I don¡¯t mind. I¡¯ll be indebted to Kehma-dono after this, so how about I present him one when I can make them?¡± Kantra. A pretty down-to-earth guy. I don¡¯t know how much an eggshell can do, but I want to help him achieve his goal of making a magic sword himself. Footnotes: ¥ª¥Ã¥µ¥ó -> ossan (Oh-San). Middle aged man. Chapter 81 Extra: cksmith 1 (Gozoh¡¯s Point of View) I am Gozoh, a dwarf C-Rank adventurer. Recently, I dove into the [Ordinary Cave]¡ changed into the [Cave of Desires]. Before, it was a shabby dungeon for F-Ranks to enter¡ no, to begin with, it was more of an ordinary cave than a dungeon. At any rate, there was only one path and one room. And now it¡¯s an excellent dungeon. Although it seems to be confirmed that it has up to four floors, I¡¯ve only reached to the third floor so far. Anyhow, it doesn¡¯t look like you can advance to the fourth floor unless you return to the stairs, it¡¯s somethingplicated that I don¡¯t really get¡ Well, although I have a special skill that lets me remember paths I¡¯ve taken before, it just doesn¡¯t work in thisbyrinth at all. ces that I had definitely passed just before would be a wall, so recently I¡¯ve been doubting my special skill. Well, rather than a skill bestowed by god, it¡¯s just a normal special skill. There are things like that though. I leave the minor stuff to mypanion Roppu, so today I¡¯m just swinging my battle hammer. ¡°Stay down!¡± With a dull thud, a lump of heavy iron shed against mypanion¡¯s shield, resounding through thebyrinth. Our opponent was something recently found out to appear in the [Cave of Desires], an iron golem. Although they had been seen before, unfortunately, it was too much a burden for D-Ranks and E-Ranks. It was something pretty hard to carry out unless you brought a cart, since you could encounter enemies while trying to do so. Most of all, these guys are worth quite a bit of money when they¡¯re defeated, so for me it¡¯s a delicious opponent. I just have to beat it up with my hammer, a truly simple and easy to understand enemy. Yep, a delicious opponent. Hitting its head several times with my battle hammer, the iron golem was defeated¡ Oooh, my hand is tingling. This feeling ain¡¯t that bad, kind of that that numb feeling you get in your hands when drinking sake. ¡°Booyah, beat it! Seriously, finding the magic stone when it¡¯s buried like that¡¯s troublesome.¡± ¡°Good work, Gozoh. Let¡¯s put it in the cart. Looks like there aren¡¯t any enemies near us now.¡± Roppu pulled the rumbling cart. This partner of mine is a human woman. She looks slender, but she¡¯s a C-Rank adventurer like me. She¡¯s also my good drinking buddy. It was a chance meeting that I met this girl when she went to drink at a dwarf vige. Ah, stuff like that doesn¡¯t matter right now. I put down my hammer temporarily and helped put the iron golem into Roppu¡¯s carrier. As expected of a human-sized lump of iron, it¡¯s really heavy. ¡°Well then, should we head back?¡± ¡°Aye.¡± Although I really wanted to hunt two or three of them in one go, Roppu¡¯s carrier wouldn¡¯t be able to hold them unfortunately. We have to go up and down the stairs several times to start with, making us defenseless each time. It¡¯s best to hunt them one at a time taking safety into ount. It¡¯d be great if Roppu knew [Storage]. That way we¡¯d be able to get a lot of them all at once. On the return trip while looking out for traps, we kept killing goblins that tried to attack us. We were able to take back a lump of iron today as well. We¡¯ll have a few days of inn fees with this. ¡°Well, maybe we should live as miners for this dungeon?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t want to though, Gozoh. There isn¡¯t a pub here. The food is incredibly delicious, but there¡¯s no way to get any alcohol.¡± Yeah, that¡¯s right. This [Cave of Desires] has an inn near it, the [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion]. Rather, there¡¯s only an inn and guild branch office here¡ Well, just that inn is incredible enough. It even has an onsen. It feels greaaat, enough to make you feel like a noble. I didn¡¯t think I¡¯d like it so much before, but now it¡¯s a necessity. For some reason, [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion] doesn¡¯t serve alcohol. It does seem to use it for cooking though¡ Its food definitely is amazing and it has top quality beds. Excuse me for saying this again. It even has an onsen. ¡ªIt¡¯d be supreme if it had alcohol! Well, since it doesn¡¯t prohibit it till the point of keeping you from bringing your own, you can get some from tradersing through the path¡ Rather, what¡¯s up with [Great Tsuia Mountain Tunnel]? That dungeon is also¡ a new dungeon with an unclear difficulty. That is, in the meaning that it isn¡¯t seen as a danger. Although new dungeons were asionally short dungeons, this was the first time one has appeared with absolutely no danger. Even [Ordinary Cave] had goblins. No one knows was kind of mechanism is used, but you can pass to the other side by paying money in the booth that¡¯s there immediately after you enter. As for its interior, it¡¯s about wide enough for two wagons to pass each other, there¡¯s even a convenient rest area midway through. I hear that some people are suspicious about it, but it looks like there hasn¡¯t been any problems so far. Merchants going in with guards can be seen going in and out of it a lot recently. Thanks to that, Pavuera¡¯s sake and salt can be bought cheaply even in Sia. I¡¯m thankful for that. From a merchant¡¯s point of view, the money paid to the tunnel seems insignificant. ¡°Aah, sake really is the best though.¡± ¡°Sake while soaking in the onsen, that would be supreme¡¡± ¡°Ask that Kehma guy, maybe he¡¯d stock some alcohol¡¡± ¡°Ah, I¡¯d dly use my body if I could drink sake there.¡± ¡°Please stop¡ Besides, you know Kehma¡¯s preference, aye?¡± ¡°Right¡ he had that sex ve (Meat) huh¡ to like such a small kid¡¡± Even that guy¡¯s a good adventurer if you closed your eyes to him preferring children¡ No, let¡¯s stop there. I don¡¯t feel like talking about someone¡¯s tastes. Besides, he takes good care of that Ojou-chan, she looks happy. It¡¯d be thoughtless for me to butt my head in. Well, while we took a rest andined like that, the receptionist Silia-chan showed up. ¡°Gozoh-san. Could I have a moment? A letter arrived from Kantra-san a little ago.¡± ¡°Ooh! Kantra huh, should be a good answer.¡± ¡°The thing about the cksmith? I also want to hear the result.¡± ¡°Aye, let¡¯s take a look. Give me a second.¡± So, receiving the letter from Silia-chan, I immediately opened and read it. ¡°He¡¯sing immediately! It¡¯s great, Silia-chan!¡± ¡°That¡¯s good¡ Ah, we still need to call over a carpenter. And consult with [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion]¡¯s Rokuko-san about the matter regarding the smithy¡¡± Yeah, Silia-chan looks busy. I think it¡¯d be fine if she rxed a bit more though. ¡°Is Kantra-san doing well?¡± ¡°Hmm? Yeah, he is. His old man too.¡± ¡°If Untara-san wasn¡¯t in good health, Kantra-san wouldn¡¯t have time toe here.¡± ¡°That¡¯s right too huh?¡± I nodded to Roppu¡¯s question. Still, to finally see him after all this time. I should get some alcohol ready¡ Chapter 82 Extra: cksmith 2 (Gozoh¡¯s Point of View) Several dayster. ¡°Ooh, Gozoh! Thanks for calling me. Is Roppu doing well?¡± ¡°Kantra! You¡¯vee! Aye, full of energy as usual.¡± Reuniting with my friend again after such a long time, I hugged him. Oops, almost forgot. I need to be introducing him to Kehma, who I captured on his way out of the dungeon a bit ago. Kehma took up residence next to this dungeon, [Cave of Desires], someone who¡¯d absolutely never leave. At any rate, he¡¯s the secretary of [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion]¡¯s owner, as well as the unmatched top capturer of [Cave of Desires]. There are two parties that have gone to the fourth floor, but one of those is this Kehma. Everyone in his party are ves. Well, that¡¯s often the case, but Kehma¡¯s party¡¯s two ves are cheerful and lively, so I¡¯d be a bit careless to call it something usual. It isn¡¯t that usual at all. Well, he does have the ves work at the inn, but it¡¯s easy to understand they¡¯re well off there as well. ¡°With that, Kehma. This is Kantra. Take care of him.¡± ¡°Ah¡ªyes¡¡± Like that, the meeting between Kehma and Kantra finished. Or rather, he was a mage huh? I thought he was a swordsman judging by that magic sword at his waist. Heh. After this is the reunion-required bout of drinks, but Kehma headed back without hanging out with us. What a cold guy. The only thing he left was that eggshell he gave to Kantra. It seems like it¡¯ll be material for the furnace. ¡°So it¡¯s a fire attributed eggshell, what kind of egg is it?¡± ¡°Ah, I was so excited I forgot to ask¡ Even taking a good look I don¡¯t know.¡± ¡°Hmmm, but just one of them eh¡¡± ¡°Oi oi. Monster eggs are wonderfully rare materials. Kehma-dono must have gone to great lengths to acquire this!¡± ¡°That so?¡± With so many monsters around here, I don¡¯t think it¡¯d be that weird to just casually pick up a fire attributed monster¡¯s eggshells though¡ ¡°Then why haven¡¯t I seen any eggshell collectionmissions?¡± ¡°Now that¡¯s because it¡¯s such a rare material that it¡¯s out of the question for B-Ranks to get a hold of on ordinarymissions. Gozoh, you¡¯re C-Rank aye?¡± ¡°Seriously? Woah¡¡± Why¡¯s it so hard? Even though it¡¯s just an eggshell. ¡°Gozoh. Have you seen any monster children in a dungeon?¡± ¡°Eh? What are you¡ oh, I haven¡¯t. Right.¡± Thinking about it, I¡¯ve only ever seen adult monsters in dungeons. As for monster children¡ I¡¯ve seen them, but only outside of dungeons. ¡°It¡¯s not known why, but monster children are rare. Although worm-types and a few others are exceptions, it¡¯s true that you won¡¯t see childish bodies that have no fighting strength in a dungeon at all. Well, there¡¯s no use questioning that the parents would have superior materials, but¡ their eggs are the exception. Furthermore, monsters birthed by eggs eat their eggshells shortly after birth.¡± ¡°Eeh, woah. So that was it? I didn¡¯t know.¡± ¡°Parents fill the eggshells with power for the sake of their children. In other words, it could be called crystallized power. It¡¯s said that monsters can obtain their first divine protection by ingesting this¡ well, that¡¯s how it is.¡± ¡°So there was something like that¡ hmm?¡± Huh? Then how did he get the eggshell? If they gobble it down as soon as they¡¯re born, there shouldn¡¯t be anything left over. ¡°In other words, it¡¯s necessary to find a monster¡¯s egg somewhere. Then you have to somehow deal with the monster¡¯s parents. The parents would struggle to the death to defend their children.¡± ¡°Indeed, that¡¯d be hard.¡± Honestly, it¡¯s not unthinkable that parents would show strength to defend their children. Both people and monsters. They¡¯d probably raise one or two ranks doing it. ¡°Moreover, isn¡¯t Kehma-dono still at a low rank? It depends on the opposing monster, but even getting lucky this is quite a rare material. To hand it over so willingly, I can give him a magic sword when I can make one. That guy¡¯s important. Kukku.¡± Kantraughed. * Then, the next day. ¡°Holy shit. Kehma-dono¡ holy shit. He¡¯s beyond important.¡± ¡°Wh-what is it!? Oi, Kantra!¡± When I woke up, Kantra¡¯s face was pale and he was trembling. After the drinking bout yesterday while we gazed at the stars, we made ns to construct the smithy today and I fell asleep right there. Ah, I brought along several [Potato Aburaage] I ordered from Kehma. It¡¯s crunchy texture feels great and its saltiness would definitely work great with sake. A delicious dish. [1] But why would Kantra wake up like that so afraid of Kehma¡? Ah¡ª! ¡°Was something wrong with the aburaage!?¡± ¡°Why¡¯re you talking about that!? Well, it was delicious though!¡± Mu, so that wasn¡¯t it? I do think it makes for a great snack even without having sake though. ¡°So then what¡¯s the matter?¡± ¡°¡ Remember the eggshell?¡± ¡°Huh? What about it?¡± ¡°That eggshell, it¡¯s from a phoenix¡¡± A phoenix¡ I¡¯ve heard those being subjugation targets for B-Rankmissions. Oi, this is serious. ¡°¡ That¡¯s¡ in other words, that, right? A ridiculously rare material? Am I right?¡± ¡°Yeah, there¡¯s no doubting it since it was examined using magic tools that can find out a material¡¯s name. Honestly, this shell is on a legend-grade rare item¡ Kehma-dono, where in the world did you¡¡± Legend-ss, that¡¯s incredible¡ It looks like it could turn into the highest ss of furnace if it¡¯s mixed into bricks. As a material that any cksmith would water at the mouth over, even one hundred gold coins would be a foolish offer. Seriously, oi. Wouldn¡¯t that be enough to drink as much sake as you wanted till your death? ¡°So, what¡¯ll you do? That shell. Give it back?¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯ll use it. I already promised to ept it. I just don¡¯t understand why Kehma-dono would give me something like this for a magic sword. Or rather, to build a furnace with such a rare material¡ I truly never even dreamed of it¡ this is a first.¡± To make a magic sword, that concept is often treated as something impossible. Currently, from what I hear even the top researchers in the imperial capital are just barely at the point where they¡¯d say: ¡°It¡¯s somehow a magic sword¡ I think?¡± ¡ For a cksmith like Kantra to make it by himself? That¡¯d surely be something impossible. Originally. ¡°¡ Sounds like drunken talk doesn¡¯t it? For a mere cksmith, making a magic sword¡¡± ¡°Yeah¡ Alright then, well, there¡¯s nothing to it but to give it a go. Perhaps, with this shell, I might be able to make a magic sword.¡± Did he calm down from speaking with me? Kantra was already looking like a full-fledged cksmith. ¡°Looking at it another way, this is a good chance to realize my dreams. Aren¡¯t there magic swords in this dungeon? They¡¯d be good examples to work off of. Gozoh, for collecting the materials, could I get your help?¡± ¡°Aye, for the time being I can capture iron golems here.¡± Looking at Kantra¡¯s straightforward eyes, I decided to give him my support. ¡ How should I put it, I really can¡¯t read that Kehma¡ There¡¯s no way he¡¯s just some ordinary guy¡ Footnotes: Here¡¯s a Wikipedia link for the food. Chapter 83 The Game Room Now then, with the smithy¡¯s construction started, we also pushed forward our preparations, finishing the game room. Though I call it that, it had slots, dice, and other things I put in the dungeon chests a few days ago. Furthermore, the inn even started buying the ying cards for five coppers. ¡ The tables were prepared with cloth coverings for the dice and ying cards, just a bare minimum to be eptable rentals. We also let people bring in their own dice and cards. If someone asked why it took so long even though that¡¯s all there was, I also soundproofed the walls so that it wouldn¡¯t obstruct the guests¡¯ (and my) sleep, adjusted the slots, and developed dice golems for some trickery business. Well, let¡¯s take a look at them one by one. Soundproof walls are obvious. For now I just put some sponge that I bought with DP inside the walls and that seems to have done it one way or another. Although it feels like the walls¡¯ thickness increased a bit, they¡¯re still within eptable levels. Adjusting the slots in various ways, I made them rarely be big wins and lose sufficiently. Naturally, it¡¯s at the point that the owner wins when looking at the whole. For the dice golems, they¡¯re insurance for when I use them. When you fill them with magical power, you can make their center of gravity be biased for just ten seconds. After ten seconds, they¡¯re ordinary dice. Their material is transparent crystal. Since they¡¯re filled with oil that has the same refractive index, you can¡¯t see their internal structure at all. Getting that right gave me a really hard time. If people could see it and found out, they¡¯d say something like, ¡°Isn¡¯t this fraud?¡± Well, it really is though. There¡¯s a famous saying that it isn¡¯t fraud if the fraud isn¡¯t exposed. Moreover, they use individual identification through magical power so that other people can¡¯t use them. Golems can distinguish between magical powers. That mechanism can¡¯t be used for dungeon keys or anything though. With all that, I added on the game room. Stealthily, in the dead of night. Since I wasn¡¯t able to sleep through the night and added on to the inn it can¡¯t be helped that I¡¯mcking sleep. I¡¯ve only slept nine hours today. ¡°I¡¯ve been wondering for a while now, but how much sleep per day would satisfy Kehma?¡± ¡°I wonder¡ I guess twenty-five hours would be best.¡± Still, the world also only had twenty-four hours in a day. ¡°¡ Can you use space-time-type magic?¡± Woah, space-time-type magic reigns supreme. Should I look into it? I¡¯d never have enough DP for it though. Then, setting aside that farce, I unveiled the game room. Our inn¡¯s frequent guest, Gozoh, arrived immediately. He¡¯s the first guest tomemorate its opening. ¡°¡ Was this here yesterday?¡± ¡°Ah, an A-Rank adventurer¡¯s mage acquaintance made it overnight.¡± ¡°Hooh¡ It would¡¯ve been great if he took the chance to make Kantra¡¯s smithy too while he was at it.¡± ¡°Themission fee is pretty high. It¡¯s better to make it normally.¡± Moreover, the construction had already started, it¡¯s better to not deprive Carpenter-san of his job. Moreover, I don¡¯t want to do any extra work. I don¡¯t want to work. I don¡¯t wanna work! ¡°Oi Kehma, what¡¯s this? A room to chat in?¡± ¡°No, it¡¯s a game room. You y dice and cards at those tables. Well, this box is¡ª¡± ¡°And sloooooots!¡± Ichika ran past me in the middle of my exnation. Incidentally, I raised Ichika and Meat¡¯s wages. It¡¯s something more like pocket money though. I give them money that¡¯s simple to understand, and if they want something I¡¯d buy it with DP. Ichika¡¯s basis of food is disappearing. No, it disappeared. As for why that¡¯s past tense, recently Ichika has been waiting for the game room to open, saving up for her slots campaign fund. ¡°Hyahha¡ª! Put three copper in! Next, lower the lever! Spin, spin spin¡ª! Ahahahaha! Button, button, push the button! Stop! Tch, one more tiiime~!¡± Her eyes are scary. Fanatical. Yep, ban the slots¡ is it already toote?¡± ¡°H-hey, Kehma? That, is it safe? It¡¯s not a dangerous box?¡± ¡°¡ It¡¯s a slot machine, for gambling.¡± Ichika was pulling the slot machine¡¯s lever with all she had, totally addicted. Aren¡¯t guests supposed to be doing that? ¡ Well, I¡¯ll let it be. ¡°¡ Changing topics, do you y cards? There aren¡¯t any cards, I¡¯ll y with you.¡± ¡°Hmm? These have been appearing in the dungeon recently. I heard you¡¯d been buying them, but they were for this huh? Please teach me the rules. I taught Gozoh how to y poker and ckjack. Because the rules were easy to get, it seemed he liked ckjack. ¡°If there were enough people we could y old maid or sevens too.¡± [1] ¡°There¡¯s a lot of ways to y with them huh, these card things. You thought up so many ways to y even though it¡¯s only been a few days since they started appearing.¡± ¡°Well, I just obtained a book that showed ways to y. I got it in the dungeon.¡± ¡°I see, so that¡¯s why you started buying them then.¡± Furthermore, they¡¯re one silver if someone wants to buy them. The overcharging is because there still aren¡¯t many of them. It¡¯s a pretty good harvest considering that it only costs 5 DP for adventurers to get them. I¡¯ll be buying them for twenty-five copper eventually, so maybe the final sale price will be around fifty copper? ¡°Well then, next is dice bu¡ª¡± ¡°It¡¯s here! YES YES yeeesss! Grand prize! Grand priiize!¡± When Ichika shouted out, the jingling sound of copper coins overflowing from the slot machine could be heart¡ Yeah, I should prepare a box. ¡°Ooh!? That¡¯s amazing!¡± ¡°Fufufu¡ With this I can keep yin¡¯¡!¡± The slot machine¡¯s already spinning though. ¡°Hey, let¡¯s give this a bit of a shot. Kehma, how do you use it?¡± ¡°It¡¯s exined on thebel here. Well, it¡¯s not that hard. It gives a return depending on the pattern.¡± ¡°Indeed, I see it here. But with an adventurer¡¯s eyes, something at this level is very very simple, mu¡ªgu? T-this is surprisingly difficult¡¡± [2] Sorry. It¡¯s all luck. * After a while, other hotel guests came arrived as well. Though I say that, there¡¯re only five parties staying here including the merchants, but all of them gathered. ¡°Even though that table there is for dice, it has cloth on it eh? Oooi, Doran, got any dice? I¡¯ll be the dealer first, let¡¯s go with hi-lo! [3] ¡°Do it! Going in turns of being dealer twice should be fine. Anyone else want to join?¡± ¡°Heeeh, those cards were things to y with huh¡ Maybe I should get some cards of my own too? Next time I¡¯ll not sell them if I find any.¡± ¡°Hohoh, I¡¯d also like to buy a house here¡¡± ¡°Gikkon-san, let¡¯s y this [Sevens] game!¡± ¡°Sure, why not? Does Roppu-san want to join in with us?¡± ¡°Nn, let¡¯s mix up a bit. My partner¡¯s been ying with that box for a while now.¡± ¡°Oh, Gozoh-san? What¡¯s that?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a slot machine! ¡ Oooh, I won!¡± A noisy crowd of people. It was exactly that kind of a feeling. The room is considerably roomy since I made itrge thinking about the future, but it¡¯s crowded. Feels great. [4] ¡°Ugugugu, my slot machine¡¡± And so, Ichika, who¡¯d tried to monopolize the slot machine despite being an employee, was now taking a break. Even though she hit the grand prize, she finished at a plus-minus of zero when all was said and done. People are surrounding it now too. At any rate, it doesn¡¯t look like it¡¯ll open up any time soon. It wouldn¡¯t be good for an employee to upy it when it¡¯s crowded like that. ¡°¡ The slot machine looks popr huh. Maybe I should make another?¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama! Then definitely, a slot machine for my personal use¡!¡± Yup, Ichika¡¯s recovered a bit of her true character hasn¡¯t she? Footnotes: Old maid. Sevens. He¡¯s talking about stopping them at the right time with the button. Hi-lo. The word he uses for crowded also means to prosper/thrive. It¡¯s [Crowded] with a positive connotation. Chapter 84 The Naming Ceremony All three of the newbies reached the point of being able to work at reception. As promised, I think I should give them names soon. I decided to call the three of them over to the dungeon¡¯s boss room to name them. Well, though I could just have it done with saying, ¡°Ah, here are you guys¡¯ new names,¡± in the inn, this seems to be something very important for monsters. I¡¯m a dungeon master that can read the mood after all. The production value is important. If I grandly perform the naming ceremony like this, they¡¯ll definitely pledge even more loyalty. Therefore, I decided to remodel the tasteless stone boss room. First is the throne. I ced importance on its appearance since it¡¯ll rarely be used to sit. I made the throne using stone that gave a profound feeling and I made it around two steps higher than the ground, that way invaders could be looked down on even while sitting down. It wouldn¡¯t feel off even if a demon king sat in it. Because stone isn¡¯t a luxurious material, another important thing is that I wouldn¡¯t look out of ce even if I sat on it. After that, I ced a stone runner rug that went straight from the entrance to the throne¡ Well, since the floor was already made of stone, I just had to arrange it a bit¡ Yep, there¡¯s just a difference in how much the pattern is used, but it¡¯s turned into something like a temple, I guess? It¡¯s mostly grey though. Then I made the steps for the throne. Coming this far, I also fixed up the walls and added some pirs. They¡¯re unnecessary since they¡¯re just decoration though. Again, it felt kind of like a pantheon temple¡ how should I say¡ authentic? Authentic. I guess. In the end, I made some statues of golems that were holding up weapons by growing them from the wall. Just in case, I also equipped them with de golems so they¡¯re practical goods. Fuu¡ I only exerted myself since my creative urge welled up. ¡°I was wondering what Kehma was up to since you hadn¡¯t slept for a while¡ this is so amazingly awesome!¡± ¡°My confidence is wavering since Rokuko¡¯s the one saying that¡¡± ¡°Eh¡ªwhat!? But that should help your confidence!¡± ¡°Because you have that weird hobby of being a goblin lover right? That¡¯s why it¡¯s possible that goblins are your basis for ¡®awesome¡¯¡¡± ¡°That¡¯s a harmful rumor! Even I think dragons and stuff look awesome you know?¡± Ooh, dragons huh. Dragons definitely are cool. Since I¡¯ve seen a living red dragon, maybe I should try out making a dragon golem next time? I¡¯d love it to spit fire or something if possible. ¡ Aah, it¡¯d definitely be weakpared to the real thing though~. The best material I can use right now is just iron. Thinking about that reduces my motivation. Though well, it might be good to try and make it as practice in preparation for the future when I can use better materials. The current boss is an iron haniwa golem I finished the other day¡ let¡¯s make the next boss an iron dragon golem. ¡°Oh right, how about calling them soon? You guuuuys, go to your posts!¡± ¡°You should call for Meat and Ichika too if you¡¯re done with the golems you know~¡± Like that, I had the golems form lines and began the naming ceremony. * The dungeon [Cave of Desires]. The first above ground floor had the entrance, traps, goblins, as well as some treasure chests. There were wandering golems as well as the magic sword test room in the first underground floor, the second being the [Multi-Floor Labyrinth]. When passing through thebyrinth, one would ascend. It goes up to the second above ground floor in one go. The second above ground floor is the [Riddle Area], where wisdom and knowledge are tested¡ no intruders have went beyond this yet. When one passes the [Riddle Area], they would descend from the second above ground floor to the third underground floor with the [Open Ceiling Spiral Staircase]. The third undergroundyer has a unique golem¡ the first generation boss¡¯ normal haniwa golems and the like, it was a [Golem Warehouse Area] that I had irregr prototype golems patrol. There are magic sword de golems ced in chests here. After breaking through all of those, there¡¯s a fourth underground floor¡ the [Boss Room Area]. (Still, I¡¯ll be adding sequential floors below it starting from the fifth underground floor. I n on spreading the dungeon towards Sia¡¯s town district.) Right now, at this time, the [Boss Room] was very crowded. ¡ Though I say that, other than the armored golems that were lined up beautifully, there¡¯s just me, the dungeon master, Rokuko, the dungeon core, and the ves Meat and Ichika¡ªoh, and that pet phoenix (chick), Feni. As for what Rokuko was wearing, it was a white dress that looked great on her slender body¡¯s silhouette. I made that guy modelling after Haku-san¡¯s dress, it¡¯s Rokuko¡¯s favorite. The white phoenix (chick) on her shoulder matched it nicely. Meat and Ichika were wearing their maid outfits. They weren¡¯t their usual ones but brand new ones. In other words, everyone was dressed up. Of course, my appearance is like that too. I¡¯m in a full-body silver armor with a red mantle. I made the gold leaf by crushing gold coins to make it even more imposing¡ Really though, the armor is just iron armor that¡¯s been ted. Also, it¡¯s so heavy that I can¡¯t move it on my own. I can move since it¡¯s an armor golem, but I¡¯ll definitely be injured if I make an awkward movement. I am sitting on the throne. Rokuko stood right by my side, with Meat and Ichika standing on either side of the aisle one step down. Standing on both sides of the stone pathing from the entrance to the throne, the armed golems had formed ranks in intervals, lining up and holding their swords up. The image of [Meeting the King]. Well, a dungeon master is kind of like a king so it¡¯s probably not wrong. I used [Deployment] on the three in front of the door. With this, preparations areplete. I told them that I¡¯d be doing their naming ceremony beforehand, but I didn¡¯t tell them that I¡¯d do it so borately like this. Kukuku, I wonder what kind of faces they¡¯ll have. ¡°Enter!¡± When I called out, the boss room¡¯s doors¡ massive double doors that also had gold leaf, the golems opened them. I could see the three girls that had been standing in front of the door¡ªthey were surprised just for a moment before immediately entering the room with serious expressions¡ Hooh, maybe I should do something? ¡°Halt. Kneel.¡± They kneeled in a row, with Alpha the vampire in the middle, Beta the silky on the left, and Gamma the apprentice witch on the right. ¡°Now, I will conduct the naming ceremony.¡± I put strength into my gut to make my words as strong as possible, speaking proudly. This is getting fun. By the way, since there isn¡¯t a ceremony like the naming ceremony to begin with, there¡¯s no etiquette for it either. Well, [When in Rome]. ¡°Ye whom this one hath granted life, as in ordance with the agreement, shall be bestowed with names.¡± I stood up slowly while receiving assistance from the full body armor golem, unsheathing the sword at my waist. Made with potion bottles, the sword had a transparent de. The sword somehow reflected blue light, so it looked really mysterious¡ It¡¯s offensive power? It¡¯d break if it got hit. The sword would, that is. It¡¯s for etiquette, etiquette. ¡°Alpha, raise thy head.¡± ¡°Sir!¡± As I spoke, Alpha looked up¡ Ummm, let¡¯s see, what should her name be¡ ¡°To thee, the name of Rei is bestowed.¡± ¡°Sir! It is my honor!¡± I said ¡®thee¡¯! Hahaha. Well whatever, I was going with the flow. As for the name¡¯s origin, it¡¯s because she has zero offensive capability. It¡¯s easy to remember that way. [1] ¡ Yep, even though you¡¯re really happy, somehow¡ sorry? It was such a fitting name. Well, next. ¡°Beta, raise thy head.¡± ¡°Yes.¡± Her bearing is more gentle than Alpha¡¯s¡ err, Rei¡¯s. No, maybe I should call it more graceful? ¡°To thee, the name of Kinue is bestowed.¡± ¡°I shall ept it reverently.¡± Her name¡¯s origin is silky -> silk -> kinu -> Kinue¡ yeah. [2] I thought about calling her Okinu-san, but since it was a more popr name and Kinue is closer, it became Kinue¡ Now for thest one. ¡°Gamma, raise thy head.¡± ¡°Okay~¡± Ah, yep. Beta, now Kinue, is more gentle¡ and this one is more carefree. Definitely. ¡°To thee, the name of Nerune is bestowed.¡± ¡°Thank you very much, master~¡± Her name is because she¡¯s a witch. ¡ Eh? What does Nerune have to do with witches? Let¡¯s see¡ here, isn¡¯t there the image of stirring something in a cauldron? Stirring until the color changes right? Right? Yeah. [3] And again, I¡¯m not your master. [4] Well everyone is named with rtively irresponsible names, but since it¡¯s from another world I probably won¡¯t be exposed. Rather, Rokuko would probably be happy knowing that the names came from another world. That¡¯s all for the naming ceremony. I had it so that the golems would apud when I finished up in a loud voice. Now then, the closing words are important¡ wonder what I should say¡? ¡°Ah~, hey Kehma. It¡¯s fine to end it already you know? Alright! Rei, Kinue, Nerune. Do your best for the dungeon from now on!¡± At that moment, the golems¡¯ solid hands¡¯ apuse sounded like a storm. Dangit Rokuko, you took away the good part! Footnotes: Rei = Zero. Silk (kana) -> Kinu (Silk in kanji) Yeah, so I couldn¡¯t think of a way to show this in English. ¾š¤Ã¤Æ¤ë -> Netteru -> Neru -> Nerune (Stir and stir) Return She uses ¡®master¡¯ that implies ¡®teacher¡¯. Chapter 85 Extra: Worries (Rei¡¯s Point of View) ¡°¡ There¡¯s nothing today either, is there.¡± I am Rei the vampire¡ªa monster. Summoned to a dungeon, it is a monster¡¯s duty to repel intruders¡ That¡¯s how it should be, but my job is to wee intruders. The other day, I received the name ¡®Rei¡¯ and became a named monster. The title of named monster is something amazing that is fit for bosses alone. In spite of that, my job is that of an inn¡¯s receptionist. Moreover, assistance. As I received my name grandly through a naming ceremony, even though I want to contribute to the dungeon by all means, it¡¯s honestly a letdown. I mean, mowing down intruders and crushing them, I want to raise the dungeon¡¯s DP like that. However, this dungeon¡¯s dungeon master is Kehma-sama, a human. In other words, he chose the path of living a long life by buttering up to the humans that were the same race as him¡ No, there¡¯s no doubt that master has also sharpened his fangs. Even if he¡¯s usually sleepy, the feeling of supremacy emanating from him during the naming ceremony was unbelievable. That gold and silver was gorgeous, and despite that the armor worn on his body wasn¡¯t tasteless. Just recalling that shining and transparent sword de equipped on master¡¯s honorable figure is enough for me to once again swear my allegiance. ¡ However, my assigned job is as an inn¡¯s receptionist. ¡°Haah¡¡± I opened the window of the room that was allotted to me and looked towards the sky¡ The sun is dazzling, such horrid weather. I reaffirmed that I could bathe in sunlight once again. Even though I am a vampire, I am alright with the sun¡¯s light. Vampires originally have many weak points. However, they won¡¯t have any weak points at all if they be true ancestors. Able to exercise overwhelming might in both physical means and magic means, they could swagger not only through the night but under daylight as well. That is a true ancestor. Starting as a vampire, it is the strongest existence. There were also existences known as amon vampires, those that held resistance towards one weak point, like atavism. [1] Among vampires, it¡¯s said there is something known as true ancestor atavism. I am one of those who has true ancestor atavism, holding such resistances. Or maybe it¡¯s already enough to call me a true ancestor? ¡ However, that¡¯s without my curse: offensive power of zero. Or more precisely, I can¡¯t use any vampire abilities. With this I¡¯m the same as a normal human, no, worse than a human. I even have less fighting strength than a goblin. So again, I sighed. At first, I¡¯d thought about what a monster without any fighting capability could do. When I heard that I would be working at an inn, I thought I would be working like a subus. However, I assumed the position of receptionist, conveying costs to the guests that asionally arrived, receiving money, and handing them back the change. That¡¯s all. The [Abacus] tells me how many coins are needed for cost and change calctions. It¡¯s fine if I just don¡¯t make a mistake in counting the coins¡ Is there any meaning in my existence? It¡¯s that easy a job. Like that, I work a job that anyone could do and am given meals and a residence. I have been given something very good. It even seems that I eat the same thing as master and Rokuko-sama¡ I couldn¡¯t possibly afford it. Rather, when I think that Ichika-sense and Meat-senpai are renting two of the inn¡¯s rooms, it could be said that we who were given private rooms were given good treatment. ¡ I can¡¯t understand just what in the world master is thinking. Aren¡¯t I just a normal pet like this? No, even a pet would work to heal their owner, am I not below a pet? This is¡ bad. As a prideful vampire, this is a grave situation. I can¡¯t retain my pride if I don¡¯t help master somehow or another. Even though I received a name, it¡¯s like that. There was a tapping sound at my room¡¯s door. Who is it? Well, obvious. Kinue, the silky. As the first step to master teaching her magic, Nerune, the apprentice witch, is learning her job and magic from Meat-senpai. Since it isn¡¯t mealtime right now, it¡¯s probably magic time. Master and Rokuko-sama could use the dungeon¡¯s contact function if they had a task for me. Ichika-sensei wouldn¡¯t imitate elegance by just knocking but would call me while knocking. Since the inn¡¯s established [Employee Dormitory] is off limits to everyone but staff, the only person left is Kinue. ¡°Rei-san, I would like to clean.¡± ¡°¡ Kinue. By using [Cleanup] to clean, you don¡¯t have to bring cleaning tools you know.¡± ¡°If [Cleanup] could finish all of the cleaning, there wouldn¡¯t be any cleaning tools.¡± ¡°E-even so¡¡± This silky seems to like cleaning without using [Cleanup] for some reason. Even though I know what kind of race silkys are because of the information imprinted on me when master summoned me, this girl is praiseworthy, she just cleaned a little earlier. Well, I leave it to her though since living in a clean room isfortable. ¡°Then I¡¯ll be cleaning, so please leave.¡± Like that, I was driven out. ¡ There¡¯s nothing to do. Hmm. Come to think of it, along with cleaning the inn, Kinue is also studying cooking. Nerune is training in magic too¡ if I could also use magic, I might be useful to the inn somehow. ¡ I¡¯m the only one that¡¯s useless, aren¡¯t I¡ I don¡¯t like it. Wouldn¡¯t my only use right now be night services¡ ¡°Eheheh, nights are your specialty since you¡¯re a vampire right?¡± ¡°T-that¡¯s¡ªplease return my clothes!¡± ¡°Eating and living idly for you is a waste, there¡¯s no choice for you but this.¡± ¡ that kind of situation. ¡ Uu, my face reddened by thinking about something weird. Although I wouldn¡¯t hesitate if the other person was master, at any rate, I have to be use helpful somehow. Wondering what I should do for now as I stood in front of my room, I left the inn for a stroll. Even though the weather was detestable with the sun zing down, it¡¯s fine for the current me. Walking for a short while, there was a field. Golems that master set to work were harvesting crops. Although there were several other kinds of vegetables as well, it appeared that right now it was harvesting beet-radishes to make into sugar¡ Should I help with the harvest? ¡°¡¡± ¡ There¡¯s nowhere for me to help. The golems perfectly filled the simple work. Moreover since I don¡¯t have order rights for these golems, I¡¯d only be a hindrance if I tried to forcibly help. Since golems don¡¯t tire, there¡¯s no reason for me to purposely help out either. Ugugugu. So I¡¯m useless here too? I continued walking. I came along to [Great Tsuia Mountain Tunnel]¡ Hmm. So what. The cave costs money to enter, so there¡¯s no reason for me to enter it either. ¡ Ah, a merchant is passing through. Burdened with a wooden rack on his back, it was the type of trader called a peddling adventurer. Most of the traders that pass through here ferry salt from Pavuera to Sia to sell. From there, they would ferry dried vegetables and woodwork from Sia to sell in Pavuera. Oh, I could also earn money like that¡ No, to begin with I can¡¯t do math that properly. Not without [Abacus]-san¡¯s assistance¡ Uu, I need to continue studying my [Times Table]. Oh, but before that I need to figure out addition and subtraction, don¡¯t I¡ I¡¯m not good at math¡ I wonder if there¡¯s anything I can do¡ ¡ Next time, let¡¯s consult with master about if there¡¯s nothing I can do. Ahh mou, I¡¯m fed up with not being able to do anything. I received a name at longst, I don¡¯t want to be useless! Footnotes: Atavism is the tendency to revert to ancestral type. In biology, an atavism is an evolutionary throwback, such as traits reappearing which had disappeared generations before. In this case, a throwback to the true ancestor¡¯s resistance to all weak points. Chapter 86 Rei¡¯s Consultation Finishing the naming ceremony, I thought of something. Don¡¯t things like loyalty not matter since I had absolute order rights? ¡ No, even if I have them, they should surely be overflowing with willingness even while working like this. Maybe. Definitely. But that armor really was a pain to put on and take off. Full te isn¡¯t something you should wear. Now now, how about let¡¯s peek at how the dungeon¡¯s doing today? By the way, it¡¯s our dungeon but no one¡¯s dead in it¡ it¡¯s not like it¡¯s peaceful, in fact it seems like some number of E-Rank adventurers died in the dungeon. Rookies that aren¡¯t careful enough would easily get caught by the traps. Even so, since it¡¯s not at the level yet where people would die even if they¡¯re being careful, this dungeon¡ª[Cave of Desires]¡ªhas taken on the significance of being a perfect rite of passage for rookies. It¡¯s a dungeon for beginners. Well, there¡¯s even a magic sword test room to show it off established in thebyrinth area. I built three more rooms since it was so popr, but nowadays there¡¯s talk about there definitely being magic swords in the dungeon. It seems there¡¯s even an adventurer that heard that and is locked up in the dungeon right now. ¡ Seems like the guy didn¡¯t hear about there being a well-known [Greed Trap] here from the guild. Maybe I should just leave him alone? Though I¡¯m thinking about that, it¡¯s probably better to save him from the brink of death and demand payment from him. But I don¡¯t think I can expect any returns from idiots that can¡¯t even gather information from the guild about the dungeon, they even say, ¡°You can leave if you return the magic sword to the pedestal¡±¡ Oh he just said, ¡°I¡¯m a rich family¡¯s third son, Drasan! I can¡¯t die in a ce like this!¡± An aristocrat huh. It looks like there¡¯d be a return, but saving him seems tiresome. I¡¯ll pass. It¡¯s his own responsibility since it¡¯s a dungeon. Let¡¯s ignore him if a rescuemission doesn¡¯te from the guild. Since hisrades that looked like followers were getting irritated, there are ways for them to die other than starvation. Things can happen in a dungeon. There¡¯s nothing strange about it even if people die. There wouldn¡¯t even be a body left since the dungeon eats it. Not being saved from an instant death trap, eaten by a monster after letting your guard down, there are nearly infinite exnations for it. Furthermore there aren¡¯t even any witnesses outside of those in the room, and everyone¡¯s armed. Yup, I look forward to the DP I¡¯ll be getting. The customer is always right. They are our gods. Amen. Ah, but there¡¯s another adventurer besides me exploring thebyrinth area right now, maybe there¡¯s a story there? How about I secretly make him unable toe to this test room? Fufufu, they¡¯re saying stuff like, ¡°Rescue is definitelying soon.¡± It might take a while you know? Setting the aristocrat aside, his followers¡¯ DP are delicious. While I was observed such a pleasant situation in the dungeon, Rei came over with a serious expression on. It seemed she wanted to discuss something with me. ¡°¡ I-I want to be useful for the dungeon! I¡¯ll do anything, please give me some work!¡± Seriously? When did she turn into such a corporate sheep? No, it¡¯s a dungeon, so maybe it¡¯d be a dungeon sheep? When did she be such a dungeon sheep? ¡ It¡¯s definitely because of the naming ceremony! Well, honestly you¡¯re helping me enough just by working as the inn¡¯s receptionist¡ ¡°I also want to do things that benefit the dungeon like Kinue and Nerune¡ for master!¡± ¡°¡ Well, you¡¯re helpful enough just being a receptionist you know?¡± ¡°Master doesn¡¯t have to sugarcoat it. There¡¯s no mistake that I¡¯m a defective vampire. It¡¯s to the point that I even make mistakes counting coins¡¡± Oi, don¡¯t make mistakes there. Maybe I should automate that too¡ Like a register¡ wait,e to think of it I already made something that works like that in the slot machine, I could just make something simr¡ But work for Rei huh? Rather, I can¡¯t think of something for a vampire that has no offensive power or special abilities. I just made her on my own, but I haven¡¯t thought about any other time of work for her at all other than as an inn employee¡ Wonder if there¡¯s any good ideas? When I looked down a little to avert my eyes aware from Rei¡¯s serious gaze, I saw the dungeon map being disyed. ¡ Come to think of it, your own offensive power has nothing to do with you ability to move the dungeon¡¯s monsters around. I¡¯ve been ordering them around remotely by using a golem, but Rei could do that too right? Or rather, Rei can¡¯t open the menu huh? Well, I think it¡¯s fine to give her the authority for the menu, but¡ she¡¯s a dungeon monster. I don¡¯t think it¡¯s normal to entrust the dungeon to subordinates¡ ¡°So I can¡¯t do anything to help master after all¡¡± ¡°Ah, sorry, sorry. I was just thinking about something.¡± I looked through the menu¡ Oh, there it is. Let¡¯s see, grant authority. Possible targets are [Gobsuke], [Feni], [Rei], [Kinue], and [Nerune]¡ wait, why¡¯s Gobsuke there!? The others are white, just Gobsuke¡¯s disyed as grey! Maybe I can¡¯t delete named entries? Uwaaah. Maybe I should stop naming so casually. I don¡¯t like things being so mixed up like that. I don¡¯t see Meat and Ichika, so I guess a connection with the dungeon is needed after all? ¡°Right, let¡¯s hang out and try a bit of an experiment.¡± [1] ¡°Y-yes! Since I¡¯m a vampire, I am somewhat stronger than humans, so there is no problem at all even if you do it violently!¡± I got her agreement, so for now let¡¯s authorize Rei in the menu as a partner. In addition, it looks like there¡¯s even options to fine tune its range. The dungeon and inn are specified in the range, and¡ restrict DP usage? Eh, wait, what? Hold up, it¡¯s saying that I don¡¯t need to personally handle the food? [2] Uwaah, I should have looked into this a bit more seriously. Well, there may have been a requirement of having five or more named monsters or something. Okay, permission for this, permission for that. Quantity of items and amount of DP that can be used is limited, permission given! Managing the menu is for the management. They were originally management candidates after all¡ if it goes well with Rei, let¡¯s give some permissions to Kinue and Nerer. ¡°Alright, let¡¯s see if you can take it out.¡± ¡°Fueh!? T-take what out¡ m-milk!? Breast milk!?¡± ¡°Wait. The menu, menuuu.¡± The heck is she talking about breast milk for? ¡°S-sorry. Master was looking at my chest so¡¡± ¡ Now that she mentions it, the menu is invisible huh. Crap, I¡¯m not a pervert. Hm? Looking at it another way¡ couldn¡¯t I look at legs if I just say I¡¯m looking at the menu? Ah, no, in the end wouldn¡¯t I just be a person whose only goal is to look at legs? Let¡¯s stop there. ¡°Menu,e out! I see, I was authorized as a partner so I can see it, and can make it invisible¡ so you were looking at the menu while it was invisible!¡± ¡°That¡¯s right.¡± In the end it looked like she could make the menu appear. With this I should be able to entrust her with moving the monsters and monitoring the dungeon. She¡¯s originally a race that¡¯s good atbat, so she¡¯ll definitely do well. ¡°Like this, let¡¯s have you help out the dungeon.¡± Continuing the experiment, I confirmed that I could take away and return her authority. She looked incredibly happy that she can help, but there was a possibility that I couldn¡¯t have given it back after taking away the authority again¡ it¡¯s alright. I wouldn¡¯t have abandoned her even if I couldn¡¯t grant the authority back to her. Footnotes: Doesn¡¯t trante well as the verb used is very very all-purpose, but he says something that can be taken as ¡°Let¡¯s keep each otherpany¡± in a sexual meaning. The word for [Range] here is also implying other things, such as things they could do. Like use deployment for example. Chapter 87 Let¡¯s Pay Back the Loan The number of staff that can manage the dungeon has increased. That is in other words, the dungeon can be managed without it being unreasonable even if it wasrger. For the time being, let¡¯s expand the dungeon towards Sia. The underground can be used for whatever. Come to think of it, I¡¯ve been expanding the dungeon¡¯s domain above ground, but it¡¯ll be something hard to deal with if I don¡¯t divide it into different floors and an intruder enters. I didn¡¯t split [Great Tsuia Mountain Tunnel] into multiple floors at first, so I wasn¡¯t able to remodel anything if there was even a single person inside it. I had to rush and divide it into floors by separating it into several blocks. Even the za in front of where people enter the dungeon that the inn is at is on a different floor from the dungeon. ¡ It seems it can be a floor even if it isn¡¯t divided with a staircase, just what is a floor¡? I¡¯ve been trying to figure that out recently. Furthermore, it takes 5,000 DP to set a floor. Although we have more ie now than we used to¡ it¡¯s still a pretty big expense. I wonder how much days¡¯ profit it is? Adventurers thate here are between E and C-Rank. That¡¯s around 30-80 DP generated per person naturally. Parties are somewhere between two and five people and two or three parties enter at a time. The amount of DP produced doubles when they¡¯re shut in one of the inn¡¯s rooms too, and there¡¯s also the inn¡¯s ie¡ the calctions areplicated. Should I make an ounting book? ¡ Sounds bothersome. Let¡¯s hope that Menu-san gets a feature like that sometime. Also, Haku-san leaves stuff like payments or tips to Rokuko whenever shees to stay even if we start losing DP, so maybe there¡¯s not much of a reason to figure it out? That woman really does spendvishly. Cream soda is her favorite so she orders one immediately, one at dinner, one when taking a bath and another when going to bed. She buys each one with a gold coin and even gives Rokuko 5,000 DP tips. She has that kind of condition. She¡¯s too kind to her imouto. At any rate, I should probably add more floors and move the boss room down. Although the riddle area still hasn¡¯t been captured, I¡¯m a bit uneasy that the only things guarding after it¡¯s broken through are golems. Let¡¯s assume there¡¯s an adventurer that specializes in golems. That person would win against golems easily. If they went beyond the riddle area, our dungeon, [Cave of Desires], would beid bare. ¡ Golems can only use physical attacks huh¡ At minimum, I¡¯d like some guys that could use magic attacks. For that, it¡¯d be necessary to use DP. ¡°Let¡¯s raise some money.¡± ¡°What¡¯s the matter, Kehma? Why so sudden? We¡¯re getting a lot of money from the inn and toll fee aren¡¯t we?¡± Come to think of it, I still haven¡¯t returned the DP I borrowed from Rokuko for that dungeon battle against [me Cavern] huh. Rather, when I added floors in a rush to to deal with the problem of not being able to remodel the dungeon, I borrowed even more. I handed her gold coins as coteral, but Rokuko couldn¡¯t use them herself even if she has the gold coins¡ ¡°I want to return the DP I borrowed from Rokuko.¡± ¡°I don¡¯t mind. Kehma and I are partners in body and mind after all.¡± ¡°It¡¯s because you¡¯re my important partner that I have to do this properly. I don¡¯t want anything strange to happen and it getplicated.¡± ¡°¡ If Kehma says so, well let¡¯s do it properly then? Fufun, you¡¯re my important partner after all! Don¡¯t want it to getplicated you know!¡± Rokuko looks like she¡¯s really happy for some reason. After being alone for so many years, she¡¯s probably happy that she has someone as a partner I guess. I opened the menu and checked how much DP I had. ¡°Let¡¯s see, you¡¯ve borrowed 53,000 DP so far? I¡¯m holding fifty three gold coins as coteral¡ How much DP does the dungeon have without mine?¡± ¡°Since we summoned those three the other day¡ just short of 9,000 remaining.¡± I handed her the gold coins as coteral, but since they would be worth 53,000 DP if we used them as is, the loan is exactly zero¡¯d out. But it would take an incredible 530,000 DP to get fifty three gold coins. Since there was a difference in the exchange rates, it¡¯s best to use money for money and DP for DP. It¡¯s better to earn enough DP to pay it back. ¡°Since we¡¯re mostly even if I used the coteral, you could just pay it back eventually with the inn¡¯s business you know? You even have sugar to sell you know?¡± ¡°¡ Even though that¡¯s also true, I¡¯ve still been anxious about it. I can¡¯t sleep calmly when I¡¯m anxious.¡± Now then, I have an idea to make money. Remember the beet-radish field I made before? Those beet-radishes were finally harvested the other day. We¡¯ll be making sugar from now on. ¡°Sugar is a treasure¡ so it¡¯ll definitely be a lot of DP!¡± ¡°Oh, but you got those seeds with DP¡ will it be alright?¡± ¡°Even gold coins bought with DP can turn back into DP, so it¡¯s theoretically alright¡ The only question is how much DP it¡¯ll be, I guess.¡± First I turned one of them into DP as-is¡ it became 5 DP. ¡°Ooh, it went up, it went up!¡± Since one seed set (5 DP) can be harvested as fifty radishes, even just that is a fifty-fold return. I wonder if it¡¯ll be worth even more when it¡¯s refined into sugar? ¡ Huh? How do you refine it into sugar? * Even though it was crazy hard, I managed to make some kind of brownish mass of sugar. Rokuko saved me after I messed up twice by saying, ¡°Come to think of it, couldn¡¯t you get the recipe with DP?¡±¡ It cost 20 DP to buy. After I crushed it into small pieces, I put it into hot water to boil it down and dissolve the sugar. ¡°That was very tough.¡± ¡°Yeah, thanks for helping out Kinue-san.¡± Kinue-san had also helped with the cooking work. I mean, she¡¯s really skilled. If Kinue-san didn¡¯t help I probably would¡¯ve burned it a few times at the least. ¡°Hey Kehma. Why do you attach [San] to Kinue?¡± ¡°¡ Just because? Well, no, she¡¯s turned into something like the dorm mother for the employee dormitory.¡± She has this gentle atmosphere and loves to clean, so she¡¯s overflowing with a motherly feeling. When I gave her a bamboo broom, she¡¯d go outside and sweep on her own volition. ¡°Now then, the sugar¡¯s¡ brown, but how do you make it white?¡± Unfortunately, the recipe ended at the point of making the sugar. For now, I converted one beet-radish¡¯s portion into DP. ¡ 10 DP huh. It doubled. ¡°Got our money¡¯s worth from the recipe. Guess I¡¯ll leave it to golems¡ Kinue-san, please give directions to the golems.¡± ¡°Certainly, master.¡± Well, with this forty-seven beet-radishes became 470 DP. With that, 5 DP bes 500 DP¡ Yep, isn¡¯t that awesome? If I sold it to a merchant, it¡¯d probably be even more efficient by turning the money into DP. That means one hundred of them are worth 50,000 DP¡ Maybe I should expand the field? No, couldn¡¯t I make a field in the dungeon? Kukuku, the agricultural king dungeon¡ sounds nice. It really sounds like an idyllic and peaceful dungeon. ¡°But how many days does that take? You said 500 DP, but doesn¡¯t locking a human party up in the magic sword test room for even a single day get that a lot faster?¡± ¡ Which reminds me. There¡¯s that aristocrat and his party of followers that¡¯s been locked up since yesterday. They¡¯re giving us 500 DP a day. Since they¡¯re locked up with a jail door too, with the prison effect (x3) and locked-up effect (x2), we¡¯re getting six times the normal amount. ¡°Isn¡¯t it better to think about another way?¡± ¡°No, well, yeah, I guess¡¡± Dammit, even though I thought that I¡¯de up with a perfect strategy¡ * And so I changed ns, deciding to sell Ontentoo a figurine made with a golem. It sold. When I called Ontentoo¡ª ¡°I¡¯m in possession of a Tsuia Mountain dragon figurine. How about giving it to Redra as a present?¡± Then, when I showed him the gold-ted dragon figurine¡ª [Heeh, that thing there¡¯s nice, Redra¡¯d like it.] He bought it for asking price. Even though I just started out with 100,000 DP¡ [Well that¡¯s about right yeah? Hahaha.] He paid it in full with a heartyugh. 100,000 DP. Thinking about the 5 DP sweet-roll assortment, that¡¯d be worth around 10,000,000 yen. A ridiculous price! Just what the heck is he doing for ie? And so I obtained 100,000 DP and repaid the loan. It ended so easily it¡¯s kind of anticlimactic¡ ¡ What was my anxiety for! ¡°But didn¡¯t it take you three days to make that gold-ted figurine?¡± ¡°No no, it¡¯s justparing these three days¡¯ ie¡ against theborious agriculture that finally gave 500 DP¡¡± ¡°You definitely aren¡¯t suited for agriculture, you know.¡± That¡¯s right, I am a dungeon master after all. Agriculture is just an extra. But I can still get fresh vegetables, let¡¯s have the golems keep on working the fields from now on. Maybe I should sell the beet-radishes to merchants as sugar? ¡ I-it¡¯s not like I¡¯m attached to it! It¡¯s just a side job! And even dust can build up into a mountain you know!? Chapter 88 Aristocrat¡¯s Rescue Party Now then, that aristocrat from the other day is still trapped in there. There¡¯s been little development. ¡ Unfortunately, they haven¡¯t gotten to the point of killing each other yet. It looks like they¡¯re starting to thin out since their food¡¯s ran out though. There hasn¡¯t been any developments in the dungeon, but there has been outside of it. A search party came. There were ten people in it. I think that¡¯s a moderate number. Rather, toment on it, that¡¯s a troubling amount. The rescue group called themselves elite guardsmen knights and each were in uniforms. They seem to beposed of E-Rank to C-Rank adventurers to dive into the dungeon. Their DP feels great¡ that¡¯s about the only good thing I can see about these guys though. Really, these guys have horrible manners. * Like when they came to the inn, they surrounded the counter with all ten of them like they were trying to coerce us. On the other hand, Ichika who was working at the reception desk handled them easily. It didn¡¯t turn into much of a situation. She didn¡¯t live a life that eventually lead to her bing a ve just for show, she has guts. I might¡¯ve wet myself if it were me. (ording to Ichika, it seems she¡¯s seriously afraid of getting surrounded by debt collectors.) ¡°Yaho~. Wee to [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion]~¡± ¡°We are the Rich family¡¯s third elite guardsmen knight order. We will rent this inn¡¯s rooms, be thankful.¡± With that, the simple search party¡¯smanding officer threw back his head with an arrogant air of superiority. Ichika just let it slide and exined the fees. ¡°Heheh~, one person¡¯s fifty copper, meals excluded. I guarantee their deliciousness though~¡± ¡°Haah? Fifty copper per person and meals are extra!? ¡ I¡¯ll have you know that we are the Rich family¡¯s third elite guardsmen knight order!¡± ¡°Mmm, so what?¡± ¡°Wha¡ª¡ I said that we are the Rich family¡¯s third elite guardsmen knight order!¡± I wonder, is [The Rich Family¡¯s Third Elite Guardsmen Knight Order] something amazing? Maybe it¡¯s something like a coupon that saves you money when you mention it? Well, it¡¯s not like it¡¯ll work at all at this inn though. It¡¯s management is someone from another world. It¡¯s probably better to get payment in advance, these guys seems like the type to say they¡¯ll payter and just run away. ¡°The Rich family¡¯s third elite guardsmen knight order huh¡ Heh~, the adventurer guild branch office nearby will hear about yater~¡± ¡°Gu¡ª¡ whatever, the food from such a cheap inn like this would be unappetizing anyways! We don¡¯t need food!¡± ¡°Yah yah, then that¡¯s¡ one~ two~ three~¡ ten people huh?¡± Ichika got them to behave themselves somehow by saying she¡¯d tattle on them to the adventurer guild. Good job! Even if it¡¯s for a rescue, it¡¯s really effective for adventurers that dive into dungeons. The search party¡¯smander then put four silver and fifty copper on the counter. Seriously, he¡¯s petty. ¡°It¡¯s fifty per person y¡¯know? Rich Family¡¯s Third Elite Guardsmen Knight Order-sa~n?¡± ¡°Tch¡ª, greedy Paveueran¡¡± He bitterly ced thest fifty copper coins on the counter¡ doesn¡¯t this fall under travel expenses? This Rich family must be pretty stingy. ¡°Oi, woman. You¡¯reing to my roomter to have a good time.¡± ¡°Ah, we don¡¯t have that kind of service here. Help yourself if it¡¯s between you guest knights~¡± ¡°¡ You know we are the Rich family¡¯s third elite guardsmen knight order?¡± We get that you¡¯re some kind of knight order already. Well, it¡¯s a good thing I got a hunch and had Ichika work at reception. The newbies wouldn¡¯t have been able to deal with them. Rather¡ the heck did Ichika-san mean by saying ¡®between you guest knights¡¯? Giving up because Ichika easily dealt with whatever he said, he quietly epted keys to five twin rooms, the Knight Order-donos (delinquents) walked to their rooms. First stage sess. Then after that, it became mealtime. Even though he said that he wouldn¡¯t need food, he came to the dining room at meal time. Meat was the one to deal with him there. ¡°Oi, give us food. I paid.¡± The hell you did! Ah, unintentionally felt like standing up and tsukkomi¡¯ing him. I¡¯d just happened toe to the dining room to eat a meal. I mean, we have a meal ticket system here. Since you need to hand over a meal ticket to receive your meal, if you don¡¯t have a ticket you won¡¯t be served. It¡¯s the same thing even if you lose your ticket somehow. Well, if you bought the meal ticket at the reception desk and exined it properly it would be worked out, but right now only an idiot would forget that guy¡¯s remark. ¡°Do you have a meal ticket? If you don¡¯t have one, please purchase it again at the reception desk.¡± ¡°Fucking kid! So cheeky even though you¡¯re just a filthy beastkin!¡± The self-proimed knightmander lunged at Meat who gave him the temte answer exactly as the manual told her to. Filthy? Meat is way cleaner than you guys. She has to smell good to be a hug pillow to sleep with after all. ¡°Come here, I¡¯ll educate you!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll decline.¡± Meat easily avoided the self-proimed knight leader¡¯s attempt to grasp her arm. He looked very uncool there. As expected, he was very self-aware about that. He tried to catch her again, but was easily avoided yet again. The other guests that hade to eat were whistling and cheering her magnificent evasion performance like it was a show. ¡°Guh¡ª, defying me even though you¡¯re just a beastkin!? Don¡¯t you know what the Rich family¡¯s third elite guardsmen knight order is!?¡± ¡°I do not know.¡± Yep, I didn¡¯t tell Meat since I don¡¯t know either. Maybe someone will exin to us just how great they are sooner orter? ¡°The Rich family could easily crush an inn like this!¡± ¡°Is that so?¡± I¡¯d told Meat to properly ignore whatever he said. Rather, for argument¡¯s sake, even if that Rich family can crush this inn¡ don¡¯t you just work for them? This guy¡¯s just saying whatever he wants to boast. ¡°But yeahhh¡ right, your body¡¯s more or less good looking, that¡¯ll work. Be happy, give your body to me and I won¡¯t have this inn crushed.¡± The heck are you saying to a little girl, oi. You have no integrity. ¡°I¡¯ll decline.¡± ¡°¡ You don¡¯t care what happens to this inn then?¡± ¡ He¡¯s gradually turning into an eyesore. The other guests are also getting pretty irritated. And so, I stood up in front of Meat as though to protect her and adressed the self-proimed knightmander. ¡°Oi, you. Cut it out.¡± ¡°Aaah!? The hell are you, don¡¯t you know that we are¡ª¡± ¡°This inn¡¯s sponsor is the A-Rank adventurer, [White Winged Goddess]. Saying such thoughtless remarks, she might just decide that the Rich family is a very pesky thing?¡± Startled, he stopped movement for a moment. ¡°¡ I-is that true? [White Winged Goddess], backing an inn like this?¡± ¡°Yeah, she oftenes to stay. It¡¯s not a lie, you can go hear it from the guild if you want. They won¡¯t hide it, you¡¯ll learn about it pretty fast¡ so, you get how bad it¡¯d be to make trouble? Would that Rich family protect you if you made enemies with an A-Rank adventurer?¡± The color of blood drained from his face. The power of an A-Rank adventurer¡¯s title is crazy¡ ¡°I-I wish to express my thanks for the information¡¡± He coughed before continuing. ¡°I-I just remembered that I have some business elsewhere, I must be going.¡± Thus, he promptly withdrew. ¡°You did good.¡± ¡°Should¡¯a helped sooner!¡± ¡°Aren¡¯t you embarrassed by relying on~ the~ goddess~?¡± While the guests called out with a few teases, I returned to my seat while patting Meat¡¯s head. ¡°Goshujin-sama, thank you.¡± ¡°What, that¡¯s my duty from the start¡ It¡¯d be good if they behaved themselves now¡¡± ¡°Hyah¡ª, y-yes¡ that¡¯s right.¡± While I yed with Meat¡¯s doggy ears with my fingers, for some reason I had a hunch that it probably wouldn¡¯t work out like that. * ¡ Well. Really, even though it would¡¯ve been good if they behaved themselves, that self-proimed knightmander just shut himself up in his room and his subordinates are doing whatever they please. Particrly when they enter the bath, they don¡¯t use [Cleanup], they swim around, they make a ton of noise and annoy everyone near them, and when they get out of the bath they leave food scattered about the floor in the lounge. Even in the game room, they beat against the slot machine and tried to steal the ying cards. Come on. When ites to the entertainment business, just that much is just barely tolerable. What I won¡¯t tolerate is them trying to take my futons without permission. Something huge like that would definitely get exposed. However, that would¡¯ve required them to think a little. They tried to slice the futons in half and divide the work and take them home. Ichika noticed it when she was casually going down the hallway and sweeping, she stopped them just before they cut them¡ those guys, even without their self-proimed knightmander they tried twisting our arms by saying, ¡°We are the Rich family¡¯s third elite guardsmen knight order!¡± The self-proimed knightmander stopped them with a pale face though, yep. It¡¯s already no use. They¡¯ve crossed the line that I can¡¯t forgive. They tried to cut my futons into pieces and steal them. There¡¯s no way I could forgive that, right? And so, I decided to wee them into my dungeon. Chapter 89 Weing the Intruders 1 ¡°Fuck¡¯s sake, why¡¯d I gotta dogeza!¡± ¡°Didn¡¯t you hear it from themander? They¡¯re supported by an A-Rank adventurer.¡± ¡°No way that¡¯s right, why woulda A-Rank adventurere to a ce like this? Themander¡¯s unexpectedly susceptible eh.¡± ¡°Oi, he¡¯ll hear you.¡± ¡°Ah¡ª crap.¡± The Rich family¡¯s third knight order. Even though they appeared like that, they were knights that serve Earl Rich¡ they were an assortment of adventurers being put to use as fighters. Like this time, their tasks included dungeon search and rescues. This time, they received a report from the Rich family¡¯s second son, Doran, by way of the guild that they were to rush over because, ¡°The third son, Drason, has met an ident in the dungeon.¡± For rescuing someone from a dungeon, time was of the essence. Therefore, they made certain to act quickly so that they couldter use the excuse that they took the proper measures. By the way, as for the ¡®Elite Guardsmen¡¯ part of the ¡®Third Elite Guardsmen Knight Order¡¯¡ that was a self-proimed title with the reason being: it sounded cool. Meaning¡ no one in the group knew what it was supposed to mean. ¡°Oi, that¡¯s a trap right there. Be careful.¡± ¡°Ah yeah. Since us third elite guardsmen knight order are the ones doing it, even dungeon rescue operations are easy as hell¡ Not if they¡¯re still alive, though.¡± It was rare for rescue operations for dungeons to seed. All items disappearpletely if they die in the dungeon. You can¡¯t locate something that doesn¡¯t exist. Usually, people would search for two or three days before proiming something like, ¡°Since we were unable to find them, it seems that they¡¯ve died in the dungeon.¡± Because of this, for them, this ¡®Rescue Operation¡¯ was basically a way to get some pocket change from the dungeon before ending it with a suitable report¡ it was really easy to think of it as easy work. ¡°Commander~, think that stupid Son-sama still alive?¡± ¡°No way. He definitely died some time ago somewhere in the dungeon. If he did manage to live somehow together with those followers of his, well¡ I¡¯d probably¡¯ve killed him on the second day?¡± ¡°Yeah haha, there¡¯s no way. Really, that stupid Son-sama is way too useless.¡± ¡°The family¡¯s already decided that the eldest son, Kandra-sama, is going to seed. Kandra-sama even already has an heir too, so the Rich family is happy with him.¡± The Rich family¡¯s inheritor was decided to be the eldest son, Kandra. Since Kandra had already had a son, the family was secure. Therefore, the only way the third son, Drason, could be the head of the family would be for him to umte achievement after achievement. Naturally, since he hadn¡¯t returned from the dungeon after leaving to find a magic sword in it, it didn¡¯t need to be said that that was also impossible. ¡°Well that¡¯s fine ain¡¯t it? There¡¯d be no more idiot, ain¡¯t it fine to just think of it like that?¡± ¡°Kukuku, gotta point there.¡± They spoke ill of Drason, who was definitely the person they served and the family head¡¯s rtive. Though they acted like that, they didn¡¯t know that even they were considered the parasitic idiot knight order by the next head of the family, Kandra. * [But man it sucked I couldn¡¯t y around with that woman¡ no choice but to save up some more money.] [That slot machine thing was the worst. Already lost the reward we¡¯re getting for this¡] [Those ying cards, I only took one of ¡¯em, sucks I couldn¡¯t get more¡] Those guys, they¡¯re just doing whatever they want. And that ying card¡ So they stole after all huh¡ have to set up some countermeasures for that. Well, although I decided that today will be a weing party for those guys, today¡¯sbyrinth area is special. I¡¯m even letting them pass by the riddle area. Maybe I¡¯ll try out the unexplored area¡¯s traps and defensive functions. [Oh¡ª, there¡¯s golems. Just like we heard. Get ¡¯em! ¡ Ah, they ran away!] [Don¡¯t chase them. This is abyrinth ya know?] [Eh, right¡] While instigating them with some moderate golems, I guided them through a path to break through thebyrinth. I let Rei and them operate the golems, this also served as practice. ¡°Master, is it fine guiding them like this?¡± ¡°You¡¯re doing fine. Just keep changing their path by leading them on with the golems¡ Here, look. They¡¯ve met back up.¡± The knight order (delinquents) had divided their group of ten into two groups of five to search. As nned, we made sure that they met back up atbyrinth¡¯s exit so it looks like they were guided well. [Oh? Your team also came huh. Good timing.] [As expected of us¡ So, looks like its pretty much unexplored areas next?] [Hoh, sounds great¡ Though, it¡¯s dangerous too. What do we do?] ¡ Hmm, so all the same they¡¯re careful huh. Will they bite the bait? [Nn? Oi, check it out.] [¡ That¡¯s a treasure chest huh. Pawn, go check it out.] [Yah!] A scout named Pawn opened the treasure chest while being vignt¡. As for its contents¡ª [Oh¡ª, a weapon! A knife¡ there¡¯s a magic stone in it, it¡¯s a magic sword! Commander, can I have this!?] [Alright, good job Pawn. Now, I¡¯ll be taking that.] [But¡] [It¡¯s fine since we¡¯re splitting the money up afterwards yeah? ¡ Oi, look. Seems to be some more treasure chests inside. Or rather, there aren¡¯t any traps around here?] [From the looks of it, nope. I heard there¡¯s a riddle somewhere¡ maybe it¡¯s farther in?] Ah, looks like they fell for the simple chests I set up to guide them in. The knight order (delinquents) are moving farther and farther in. They¡¯re so reckless it¡¯s doubtful that they¡¯re really even C-Rank. ¡ Maybe it¡¯s better this way? [Ooh! Woah, this is a magic sword too! There¡¯s one here too!] [That makes the fifth one! Hahaha, I can¡¯t stop smiling anymore!] Yep, looking good. It¡¯s good they¡¯re so stupid. Well, once they¡¯d went sufficiently far inside, I quietly closed the first room¡¯s door. ¡ They put a door wedge on it, but there¡¯s no problem since I¡¯ll just collect it. Rather, why did they bring a wedge? Is that a C-Rank thing? The riddle area was in full effect once the door closed. Originally, the door to the room wouldn¡¯t open if the riddle wasn¡¯t solved. You could only enter the first andst rooms without solving them. This was the [Four Room Series of Riddle Rooms]. [1] Furthermore, the riddle question followed the usual pattern, whenever a door was opened, it would change to another question. Which meant you couldn¡¯te and go just by solving it once. .. Well, in other words, the knight order (delinquents) would be confined in the [Riddle Area] from now on. The DP we¡¯re getting from them doubled. I wonder if the amount of DP we get when they die doubles as well? It¡¯s a good opportunity. Let¡¯s try it out this time. [Oi, we can¡¯t go back!] [Huh? Hold up, where¡¯s the doorstop!?] [It¡¯s not there¡ I¡¯ve never heard something like them disappearing this fast. It should¡¯vested a day at least¡] [Did we overlook some special mechanism? No, maybe a monster moved it?] [I dunno, but at any rate, the riddle appeared when the door closed.] What, so it was an item like that? ¡ Now that I think about it, there was something like that written in the [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons] too, crap. I forgot. Looks like Haku-san that as fakemon sense like with the [Safety Zone] too? I¡¯ll make sure to have a golem remove them from now on. Mice should work too? [¡ What now? Looks like we can¡¯t leave without solving the riddle?] [Yeah. But look, can you solve it?] This time¡¯s question was a special one. Anyone could answer it, I prepared a super simple question. [¡®How many steps are in the spiral staircase beyond this point, as well as what color is the door at the bottom?¡¯¡ The fuck?] [Thankfully, the door that continues on is open¡ Looks like there¡¯s no choice but to keep going.] [2] Hello~, this is our ten honored guests¡¯ guide speaking~. Footnotes: Like advancing into the first riddle room or retreating to thest riddle room. From what I can tell, they are currently in the second of the riddle rooms with the first riddle room¡¯s riddle door having the question on it? I¡¯m very, very confused here¡ Chapter 90 Weing the Intruders 2 The correct answer was just the amount of steps and the matching color of the door at the bottom¡ but since they couldn¡¯t see it from the top, they wouldn¡¯t be able to know without descending. That was the n. [There¡¯s no way to solve it without going further into the dungeon, eh¡ like we¡¯re getting invited in.] [Shit, were we too careless? We should¡¯ve known there¡¯d be a bit difference from how [Ordinary Cave] used to be.] [Oi! Focus up if you don¡¯t want to die! This is no longer an E-Rank dungeon¡ªthink of it as an A-Rank grade dungeon and don¡¯t wander off!] Whoops! Looks like they¡¯re fired up now. ¡ Well, it¡¯s fine. I¡¯ll just have them give their all to assess this ce¡¯s performance. So for now, the knight order (delinquents) advanced through the [Spiral Staircase Area]. With a hole down the middle of it, the spiral staircase was made up of wooden footholds that sprung from the walls in a spiral shape. Step by step, they verified that the boards wouldn¡¯t fall¡ their concern is justified. There are some that would fall if it held a person¡¯s full weight. [1] [There are some fake footholds mixed in. Watch your step!] [Yeah. Let¡¯s advance careful¡ Should we count the fakes too?] Step by step, they slowly advanced while checking their footing. Well, they won¡¯t be able to continue like this though. ¡°Now then, Rei. Kinue-san. Nerune¡ Enemies have entered the [Spiral Staircase Area]¡ªPush them off.] ¡°¡±¡± Understood, master! ¡°¡±¡± This spiral staircase area was open. Other than it looking awesome, there was another, more proper, reason for this. As for what was prepared there, they were bulky¡ªincredibly bulky,rger than the width of the staircase¡ªstone wall golems. Then, targeting the knight order (delinquents) that were descending the open spiral staircase, the stone wall golems that were buried in the wall made their appearance. The reaction, simply put¡ª [Uwah!? M-move quick! It¡¯s a trap!] [W-wai¡ª, go back!] [Idiot, this way too¡ u-uwaaah!] They were pushed and fell. Simple as that. The were four people that had fallen behind from being too preupied with the fake steps were pushed down by stone wall golems and fell through the open hole in the center¡ as for how far the drop was, it was from the second above ground floor to the third underground floor. Though they were working on descending the staircase, those four people that fell were the highest up and dropped four floors¡¯ worth of height and fell really fast. When they reached the floor, they turned into red blotches that would¡¯ve needed mosaics to cover up. The amount of DP we got was the amount of four E-Rank adventurers¡¯ worth¡ Hmm, doesn¡¯t look like it doubled even if they¡¯re made to be confined. But still¡ uwaah, that was way more dangerous than expected. ughtering the bandits when I came to this world, at this point I don¡¯t feel any guilt. However, it still looks awful. All four of them were wearing armor, but all four of their heads popped open. Gross. It¡¯s at the level where evente-night anime would hide it with ck shadows. Ugh¡ well, looks like I¡¯m not eating any meat today¡ [Tch, so four people got caught huh.] [Whatever we do, we can¡¯t turn back.] [¡ ¡ ¡ No, look. They¡¯ve already turned back into walls¡ How abrupt it was was surprising, but the speed that theye out isn¡¯t too fast. They take a moment toe out. If we run past them in one go, we should probably be able to get back up before theye out. We can also descend like that.] ¡ The remaining people: six. As expected of amander¡¯s character, he seems calm. They collected valuables and equipment from the dead bodies. What amazing mental fortitude, I want to learn that from them. ¡°Sorry, only four of the people were able to be pushed off.¡± ¡°No, that much is fine. Instead, it¡¯s good that you pushed four people off¡ Now for the other six. How about we have somebat training?¡± I installed a haniwa golem onto the spiral staircase. Originally, it was meant to be a boss monster, but it¡¯ll never get its chance to make its debut as one and is now a sorrowful existence. I had the cavalry-style haniwa golem slowly walk down the spiral staircase. [Oh, there¡¯s that door at the bottom. Red huh? Alright, guess we should head back. How many steps were there?] [¡ One hundred and sixty. As for whether or not to include the topmost step and the bottom one¡ wait,mander. Something¡¯sing. It should be at the unique level at the least.] [From above? Where did ite from? ¡ What is it?] [No idea, this is the first time I¡¯ve seen that shape, there¡¯s an unknown number of them. Please be on guard.] As for the haniwa golem, it was an armored golem that was mounted on a horse golem. Its face was a haniwa. The golem¡¯s design was that of a knight that protects my quiet sleep. Although it¡¯s usually roaming around however it wants on auto mode, right now, Meat is controlling it. ¡°Then, I¡¯ll be showing this as an example, so please watch.¡± Step by step, the haniwa grandly made its way down the staircase¡ however, it jumped down the center hole as soon as the remaining six people assumed battle postures. Although it probably could have been a surprise attack, since this was so that Rei and the other newbies could practice controlling the golems, I decided to have Meat, who was already aplete veteran at piloting them, show off as an example. Erasing the impact from crashing against the ground by using the horse¡¯s sufficient legs, it removed the long and slender halberd magic sword golem from its back in a smooth motion. Therge armored golem was about one and a half timesrger than an ordinary human and came with a horse golem to match. The size difference came with an overpowering feeling. Although it was enclosed by six armed people, the golem wasn¡¯t agitated in the least. As though it had eyes in the back of its head¡ªin truth, there were no blind spots due to looking through the monitor¡ªthe atmosphere froze as though nothing would be permitted to move. ¡°I¡¯m going.¡± Meat¡¯s mutter was something for us. In the next moment, the horse golem dashed forward alone as though shot from a gun, sending one person flying into the wall. Just one blink of the eyeter, the armored golem thatnded on the ground swung its halberd horizontally at knee height. Two of the people¡¯s reaction times were dyed due to being surprised by the horse golem. Suddenly, they found themselves severed from the knees down, slipping and falling towards the ground. [Gaaah!! Commander! Save meee!] [Run! ¡ªThe staircase is blocked, towards the interior!] As the haniwa golem¡ªas Meat nned, she blocked off the staircase. The first person that the horse golem charged had fainted. That person was being trampled by the horse golem, taking up the area in front of the stairs. In addition, the armored golem wielded its halberd as though to defend that path. Their escape was sealed off¡ At the same time, three people were instantly incapacitated. As our DP still hasn¡¯t increased yet, they still aren¡¯t dead. The other half will be left for the newbies¡¯ tactical training. My orders were perfectly obeyed, magnificent work! The three remaining people ran into the golem warehouse. ¡°¡ That was perfect.¡± ¡°Thank you very much, Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡ Rather, what the heck¡ª!? The horse golem could be shot out and move that fast!? Although I sacrificed its output by using gears for now so that it could move faster, how the heck did you just do that, Meat? How!? ¡°When you operate all of the joints at the same time, with flowing body movements, the whole body will shoot. Adding the initial kick off, the eleration increases further¡ I practiced this with Rokuko-sama. This is a technique that even Rokuko-sama can use. You should be able to do this much if it¡¯s a boss.¡± Meat exined to the three newbies so that they could learn it. When did she have the time¡ wait, is it while I¡¯m sleeping? I thought that I was the best at using golems, guess not. ¡°Those three people, what should be done to them? Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯ll add a jail to the golem warehouse. Neutralize and throw them in there. We¡¯ll exploit their DP until they die¡ drive them there while fighting them. Don¡¯t lose, defeat them. There are various golems, so try out various things.¡± ¡°¡±¡± Yes, master! ¡°¡±¡± Iron golems and stone golems were earnestly chasing them around the golem warehouse area¡¯s passageway. There were ones that were in the shape of animals, ones with four arms, ones with four legs, ones with bows and arrows or spears, none of the golems had ordinary features. [Shit, shit, what are these monsters, the fuck, why, why are they chasing us!?] [W-we can¡¯t do this!] [Hiiii!? Pincushion!? Uwah, stay away, stay away!?] ¡°This four-legged golem is slow, but it is very stable for aiming with a bow.¡± ¡°A broom isn¡¯t a suitable weapon for a golem, is it?¡± ¡°Heeeh~, this hedgehog golem is awesome even just by running with it~, so pleasant~¡± I had the three use whatever golems I made as prototypes that they liked to chase them into the designated check point. At that point¡ª [Uwah! A-a web, shit, can¡¯t see¡ª] [Tear it off!] [Igyaaah! Gu¡ª, shit, there¡¯s thorns¡ª] [Oi, they¡¯re behind us! Quickly!] [Uwaaah! They¡¯re, they¡¯reing¡ª!] Setting up traps, the haniwa golem took a roundabout path. Chasing them, pushing them onward, we had them do nothing but run onward. [Haah, haah, shit, this is¡ t-this¡ª] Then, they barely managed to reach the spiral staircase room in the end. It was their only way back. [It¡¯s a different room¡ or not¡ but there¡¯s none of their corpses. Are they already gone?] [This dungeon is strange, and dangerous!] [I will make it back alive¡ the number of stairs, count again! Don¡¯t make a mistake counting! Watch out for the walls! ¡¡ª! It¡¯s that guy, that guy¡¯s cooomiiing!!] The haniwa golem urged them on just to make doubly sure they¡¯d go. Step by step, the golem¡¯s characteristically thudding footsteps echoed towards them. The walls let them climb the stairs back up withouting out. Though since there were still fake steps, they kept slipping. ¡°Master, are you sure? Even though they¡¯ll be able to return home?¡± ¡°No, they won¡¯t be able to return¡ if they did return, they¡¯d definitely have this dungeon be a dangerous spot for beginners¡ I¡¯ll show you a bit of a trick, so please enjoy yourselves.¡± Then, the three remaining finally arrived back at the riddle room. [It¡¯s the riddle, hurry before that guy gets here¡ª! How many steps did you count!? I got one hundred and sixty!] [Me too! A hundred sixty!] [One sixty! The door is red!] [Alright, let¡¯s an¡ª¡ swer¡?] The three people froze. In front of them was a riddle. However, it wasn¡¯t a question about how many steps there were and what the door¡¯s color was. [¡ ¡°This is a special question where the answer is [Easy]! What is 25 + 39?¡± ¡ Eh? The heck is this¡] [The question changed!? ¡ But as expected of me, I know this too! It¡¯s sixty-six!] The moment that themander answered with that, the room¡¯s floor was reced with a pitfall. ¡ He had an expression on like he was asking why, but I didn¡¯t expect him to make that particr mistake either you know? Footnotes: The staircase is like this but much, muchrger and more dungeon-y with lots of ways to fall. Chapter 91 Did it¡ Making a mistake with his math, the delinquents fell into the spiderweb trap. ¡ Well either way though, he would¡¯ve failed since the answer was [Easy]. At any rate, all of them were neutralized with this. Phew. My work¡¯s over, feels like a heat that¡¯s been clinging to my body is going away¡ Yep, I calmed down. ¡°Hey Kehma. I thought of something, wouldn¡¯t they be pretty vignt if something like ten adventurers sent in together don¡¯t return?¡± ¡°¡ Th-that¡¯s right.¡± It¡¯s as Rokuko says. If I calm down and think about it, that party of ten people contained at least two C-Rank adventurers. It wouldn¡¯t be strange for them to consider the dungeon to be pretty hard. I may have raged a little there. Those guys almost wounded the Futon-sans. ¡°¡ Were you irritated since they tried to do stuff to Ichika and Meat?¡± ¡°No, it was because of the Futon-sans. It was for my lovely Futon-sans.¡± ¡°If you like them that much, well it¡¯s fine?¡± Mm, yep. I wouldn¡¯t get irritated from someone making a move on Ichika or Meat¡ well, maybe not. Now that I think about it, maybe. I gave a direct warning to that knightmander for Meat or something, it was something dangerous for me. So in other words, yes¡ crap, I wasn¡¯t thinking at all. I repent! ¡°Hey hey, Kehma. Would you massacre them all assuming they had a quarrel with me?¡± ¡°That¡¯s a dangerous-sounding question¡ Well, I half-killed them. Half aren¡¯t dead. Rather, around sixty percent are still alive.¡± ¡°But they¡¯re going to die eventually from DP being wrung from them you know?¡± ¡°¡ Well, yeah.¡± ¡°Kehma massacred the bandits for my sake, he¡¯d definitely annihte anyone that tries to pick a quarrel with me!¡± Rokuko smiled in a pleasant way that felt full of innocence. Huh, did what she just say sound weird at all? Like, aggressively violent¡ However, since I¡¯ve already ced the traps, there¡¯s no way those guys will be able to return alive. So it¡¯s a wholesale murder in the end huh~¡ maybe I¡¯ve gotten a pretty wicked side too. In a certain game, I¡¯d be leaning towards chaotic. It¡¯ll be bad if I don¡¯t hit the brakes at a moderate point. I want to stay neutral to the bitter end. ¡°Goshujin-sama. Everyone, they were stored in the jail.¡± ¡°Ah, good work¡ However, you¡¯ve gotten good at operating golems, Meat. When did you make such an improvement?¡± When I stroked Meat¡¯s head, her tail wagged back and forth happily. ¡ My heart calms down when I stroke Meat. Maybe the equation¡¯s Meat = pillow = sense of security at this point? Right, Meat is my important bedding! That¡¯s why there¡¯s nothing wrong with me getting upset if someone tries to make a pass at her! I am not a lolicon! ¡°Nnnu?¡ For Goshujin-sama, I did my best, to be useful¡ It¡¯s hot recently, so since sometimes I couldn¡¯t be your hug pillow, I¡ hauu?¡± ¡°Jiii¡¡± [1] While I was patting Meat¡¯s head as she let out delighted sounds, Rokuko stared at me with slightly condemning eyes. ¡ Yep, sorry. I was just feeling a bit relieved there. ¡°So, what¡¯ll you do to those guys you caught?¡± ¡°Hmm¡¡± It¡¯d be extremely troublesome to look after the prisoners myself. Besides, it¡¯d leave various bad aftertastes with me. It¡¯d hinder my peaceful sleep. Alright! Let¡¯s leave this to my subordinates! ¡°Rei, there is work for you. As the jailer, I entrust those guys¡¯ care to you. I will include golems as assistant jailers, go moderately on them.¡± ¡°Yes! Please leave it to me, master! May I drink their blood!?¡± ¡°Nn? Sure. Go for it. I don¡¯t really mind if they die.¡± ¡°Yay! ¡ Ah, s-sorry, thank you very much!¡± Come to think of it, Rei is a vampire huh. I remembered that fact now at thiste hour. I mean originally, humans were fodder for Rei. That¡¯s why it seems vampires have the know-how to [Own] humans in their head. It might be useful for Rei toe here. It¡¯s good that her being a vampire may not be in vain, she might be able to power up by drinking blood! I should think about a device that works in the dungeon so that it isn¡¯t exposed. Not a ve cor, more like a prisoner cor I guess? Yeah, it should be fine if I make it with a golem. Something like a pillory that turns into a guillotine with an order. ¡°¡ Incidentally, so you wanted to drink blood as a vampire after all? I thought there was that option that invalidated that impulse though.¡± ¡°That¡¯s right, I don¡¯t need to. However, master, imagine having a body that didn¡¯t have to sleep.¡± ¡°Ah, yep. I¡¯d sleep. Definitely would. I would absolutely sleep.¡± I definitely understand her. [Unnecessary] and [Unwanted] are different things. It¡¯s like the feeling of not dying if there was bread even though you loved cake. Even so, our DP ie skyrocketed huh. To be precise, our current ie of 500 DP per day became 1,800 DP per day. That¡¯s three hundred sixty percent. About 1300 DP from six prisoners. So we could get this much huh. Double from being locked up and triple from being in a prison. There¡¯s no way to describe how seriously awesome six times as much is. ¡°In other words, might as well live today in luxury! Melon roll party tonight, no objections allowed!¡± ¡°Rokuko-sama, I¡¯d like to eat hamburgers too. And curry rolls for Ichika too.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll allow it!¡± What happened to no objections allowed? Well, whatever, it¡¯s fine. If that¡¯s the case maybe I should offer various kinds of breads tonight. Not sweetened buns, but the kinds of baked goods you can find at bakeries. Sometimes luxury is good too! ¡°¡ Ah, we got DP. Someone died~¡± ¡°Nn? It didn¡¯t look like those guys whose legs were chopped off would die that fast since their wounds were cauterized shut¡ Oh. The aristocrat huh?¡± When I looked at the situation in the test room, the aristocrat¡ his name was Drason I think? Well, he was attacked by his followers. And although he held the magic sword till the end, the followers that surrounded him sessfully returned it to the pedestal and cancelled the lock down. There was still some of the aristocrat¡¯s blood smeared over the magic sword that was ced back in the pedestal, but the scene was somehow moving. The men had faces like they¡¯d just ovee a difficult journey. Yep yep, they worked hard. Let¡¯s cancelbyrinth¡¯s blockade as a reward. Since I¡¯m feeling like doing something kind right now, how about I let them go straight out? By the way, after being saved, they could use the excuse that the noble died. Although they could¡ since there are magic tools that can distinguish lies, they¡¯ll probably be arrested immediately after getting interrogated. Well, I¡¯m not responsible for that you know? That¡¯s something outside of my dungeon. Footnotes: Audible onomatopoeia for staring at someone/something. Chapter 92 Information From Haku-san Several days after the sad event of the aristocrat¡¯s murder in the dungeon (it seems the criminals confessed), Haku-san came to visit again. How does this person possibly have this much free time? Well, even though I thought that, it seemed she had some business today as well. She called me and Rokuko together to a room and looked at us while holding on to some cream soda. ¡°A hero ising this time.¡± It was shocking information. ¡°Eh, a hero? ¡ Seriously?¡± ¡°Would I tell you a lie? Well, I understand how you feel though.¡± ¡°Huh? You usually say [God¡¯s Vanguard], not [Hero] though? Haku Ane-sama.¡± ¡°Rokuko-chan is wise. Yes, since he has already went through brainwashing training, he¡¯s already under my control. You don¡¯t have to worry about many things.¡± I let out my breath, slightly relieved. Let¡¯s not pay attention to her mentioning brainwashing. ¡°There is a fool that performed the hero summoning ritual in my country at his own volition¡ Although he was barely an aristocrat, my ns went slightly awry and thanks to that I was able toe visit Rokuko-chan. His assets have been seized and the present head of the family was executed.¡± Excuse me, your ns went awry from seizure and execution so you could meet Rokuko? Wait that¡¯s not it, a hero summoning done on their own, is that fine? Is it? Rather, a hero summoning is something that can be done that easily? ¡°It¡¯s normally not something that can be done like that, it takes quite the preparation¡ Perhaps you understand if I spoke in terms of DP? 50,000,000,000 DP.¡± This time, it seems to have been done with a special item that was used aspensation, [God¡¯s Tear]. ording to her, the item itself didn¡¯t have much of a value, it was something that could be used to pay the cost of summoning a hero. Like a hero voucher or something. ¡°Why did that aristocrat summon a hero?¡± ¡°Likely for distinguished services, he was eyeing a piece ofnd that fell directly in the demon king¡¯s territory, and if the demon was defeated by throwing the hero at him¡ well, it was like that.¡± Demon king. Fantasy just came and pped me in the face. ¡°By the way, the demon king¡¯s true identity is Dungeon Core No. 6. His dungeon¡¯s name is [Demon King¡¯s Castle], a castle-type dungeon.¡± So the demon king is a dungeon core too? I heard something like that a while back, but it was true? ¡ Huh? Wasn¡¯t it said that it was already defeated? ¡°That was probably No. 66. The same type of dungeon core as No. 6, it was one of the demon king¡¯s followers. There are some other followers as well¡ Perhaps it could be called the demon king faction?¡± So dungeon cores have factions? ¡ Let¡¯s join Haku-san¡¯s faction. We¡¯ve gotten so much DP from her there¡¯s noints from me. ¡°Well it¡¯s fine, back on topic, that is why a god¡¯s vanguard¡ a hero was summoned.¡± ¡°¡®Was¡¯, huh, that phrasing is a little worrying. When did the summoning happen?¡± [1] ¡°A guess should be alright. For the past three years, he has trained in that territory. Although he seems to have been educated as ording to the [Hero Training Manual] I tentatively made¡ Although I wouldn¡¯t have gone so far as to punish him for being in my presence if he properly reported it, it seems he thought that it would make for an outstanding achievement if he did so after defeating the demon king. The head of the family even two generations ago would have been less objectionable, as expected, humans are no good when the generations move on.¡± Haku-san grumbled inint by the end there. How old is she? I didn¡¯t think that. If I thought that, she¡¯d kill me. Thus I didn¡¯t think it. By the way, as for Haku-san¡¯s carefully produced [Hero Training Manual], it was made for the sake of teaching god¡¯s vanguard [Dungeons That Are Fine to Destroy] and [Dungeons That Are Not Fine to Destroy]. It was a very convenient way (for Haku-san) to nt knowledge in them. Ah, by the way our dungeon¡¯s previous name of [Ordinary Cave], as well as the current [Cave of Desires] is in the do-not-break category when going to the adventurers guild to find out. The empire¡¯s foundation, Haku-san¡¯s [White Labyrinth], goes without saying. ¡°¡ Ah,e to think of it, there are about six intruders captured and confined right now, could we be a [Dungeon That is Fine to Destroy]?¡± ¡°If you are exposed, yes. However, have you set up proper countermeasures? There¡¯s no problem then.¡± It¡¯s a jail, but they are perfectly isted. Their strength is falling, but since they¡¯re in a room you can¡¯t get to without the dungeon¡¯s [Deployment] function, ordinary intruders would never be able to make it to the jail. Although their strengths should be falling exceptionally, ording to Rei, I¡¯m told it¡¯s fine since they have bodies that can¡¯t run away and will never talk again¡ so it seems there¡¯s no problem. I didn¡¯t ask for any details. Yep, it¡¯s fine so long as we aren¡¯t exposed. Although I myself rejected it since we didn¡¯t have enough people or the know-how, human farms are still really useful facilities. I understand since there are a few people in the palm of my hand already, but just six people gives the huge profit of 1,300 DP per day. Let¡¯s be sure to be able to self-destruct them at any time, like a evidence self-destruction switch. ¡°Well, that hero heard about the method of those ying cards thate from your dungeon. He said that there may be some connection to his former world. ording to Kehma-san¡¯s n, you have lured him in.¡± ¡°¡ Yeah, looks like it.¡± Is that so? A dungeon that drops something thates from the hero¡¯s world would certainly be suspicious. ¡ Although it looks like I¡¯ve somehow be an amazing tactician in Haku-san¡¯s head, that wasn¡¯t my n at all. Sorry. It was a simple mistake. Let¡¯s just hide it for now. I shook my head. ¡°Naturally, fufufu.¡± ¡°Well, although I don¡¯t know what you are nning to do with the hero, since the heroing this time, Nishimi, is under my control¡ while hiding the things about dungeon cores that¡¯s in the [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons], could you please make best use of him and return him to me?¡± ¡°It can¡¯t be helped hmm? Understood.¡± ¡°Fufu, I don¡¯t dislike obedient children¡ Right, if there is something you want, how about I finance you a little?¡± In that case please allow me to present to you this garter belt and stocking set¡ªah, I should stop. I really want to say it though. ¡ Oi, Rokuko, why are you staring? I won¡¯t say it, I won¡¯t say it! ¡°Then DP. I want to y around with a few ¡®capturing alive anti-hero¡¯ things.¡± ¡°As a reward for hearing my request, I will give you 200,000 DP as prepayment.¡± This terrifying person can just give away one hundred days¡¯ worth of our current ie¡ that¡¯s four hundred days¡¯ worth of our ie just a few days ago. Moreover, she didn¡¯t forget to tip Rokuko either. That Haku-san, her depths are iprehensible¡ Footnotes: Little awkward in English but I think the point gets through. She uses phrasing as though it happened a while ago. Chapter 93 Now For Some Remodeling Well now, even though it¡¯s good that we¡¯ve gotten 200,000 DP from Haku-san, I still haven¡¯t decided what to do with it yet. By the way, saying, ¡°This is arge amount, so it wouldn¡¯t be good if any were lost,¡± Haku-san transferred the 200,000 DP mouth-to-mouth. Thanks for the meal. Since it was a special, how about let¡¯s give summoning and raising a slime a go¡ with that, I looked through the DP catalog. In this world, there were roughly two varieties of monsters that would have been called slimes in Japan. One is the jelly. It is genuinely weak. Jellies move their semi-transparent bodies with jelly-like movements, dying quickly. They hardly have any offensive power at all as well. And they¡¯re 1 DP each, bizarrely cheap¡ They also seem to be edible. Maybe they¡¯re some kind of pudding or gtin substitute? Despite goblins bing the targets of subjugationmissions, these guys are small fry to the point of being ignored. Well, the other one is the slime. By being sticky and slimy, they have freely-manipble bodies that can nullify physical blows. They are 10,000 DP a piece. Their weak point is that they are strangely weak, but they are omnivores that can eat anything. Naturally, they can eat people. That is what people refer to as a slime in this world. Come to think of it, there were magma slimes in our neighbors¡¯ [me Cavern] huh. ¡ As a dungeon for beginners, let¡¯s try deploying a few jelly spawners in the dungeon for now. Even though they are one hundred times the monster¡¯s initial cost, it¡¯s still just 100 DP. Incredibly cheap. Seeing as how they can be eaten, it¡¯s not a waste. Maybe they¡¯ll turn into snacks for adventurers and the goblins? And for no reason at all, definitely no reason, I summoned a single jelly into my hand. Then, I tried out rubbing it to experiment¡ Ooh, yep, as expected. It jiggles. I suddenly thought up something. Abruptly. Since I just came up with it, I made the jelly into a pillow andid down on it. Oooooh, its softness is considerably pleasant. This incredibly good pillow probably wouldn¡¯t even lose to the heavenly pillow. To get it for 1 DP¡ cheap¡ * I woke up from my nap since the jelly was crushed, my face was covered in a crust. Looks like the weight of my head caused its body fluids to gradually leak out. This is a point that absolutely needs to be improved. Wrapping it in a cover made with the vinyl wrapping thates with the sweet buns might work? The jelly would still be crushed though. ¡°Hey Kehma, are the hero countermeasures good?¡± ¡°Nn, to be honest, they aren¡¯t really needed.¡± ¡°They aren¡¯t!? You¡¯re not going to do anything with the 200,000 DP Haku Ane-sama gave us!?¡± Yep, it was all for hero countermeasures, but there isn¡¯t even really a reason to do anything. At most I just needed to make it so that he can¡¯t get to the jail. Even if he makes it to the dungeon¡¯s innermost floor, destroys the boss iron haniwa golem and steals a few de magic sword golems, there¡¯s no need to worry since he won¡¯t destroy the core due to Haku-san¡¯s training (brainwashing). To begin with, the one at the innermost of the dungeon is a dummy core, the real one is in Rokuko¡¯s room in the inn. Rather, it¡¯s to the point that I don¡¯t think it¡¯d be bad to have some crime prevention in Rokuko¡¯s room. I¡¯ll know immediately if there are any intruders though¡ I can use castling whenever, I¡¯d usually put it somewhere in the dungeon. I wonder if it¡¯s fine keeping this arrangement when the heroes? With all of that, it¡¯s important to not bring too much attention to our dungeon by overdoing it. It might be a good opportunity to assess just how capable the hero is. Speaking of necessary preparations though, it¡¯ll probably be fine just making iron haniwa golems and magic swords. I¡¯m taking a pretty easygoing stance on the matter. ¡°Well, we did get 200,000 DP, so let¡¯s go forward with strengthening the dungeon¡ To be precise, let¡¯s make some new areas.¡± ¡°Un, what kind of areas are you going to make?¡± I¡¯ve been thinking about two things. A coliseum area and a meadow area. Without hesitation, I put the coliseum area in front of the boss room, also making it so that you could go from the warehouse area to the meadow area. There was a boss room if you advanced to the coliseum area from the warehouse area, and it would be a dead end if you went to the meadow area. And for the meadow area, when I was talking with Haku-san, she¡¯d told me about the geographical feature facilities for human farms, so I nned to install a [Sky (50,000 DP)] and [Meadow (500 DP)]. They didn¡¯t appear in the catalog until she told me about them, but it¡¯s probably because there was some kind of condition for them. Geographical feature instations are applied to the entire floor. For example, [Sky] provides a stream of sunlight, as well as a proper night. It even rains asionally, it really is a [Sky] huh. Other geographical features you could get with DP included things like [Coast] and [Volcano]. [Volcano] is a cheap 100 DP, but [Coast] is more than 100,000 DP. I think it¡¯s probably so expensive because a sea is something unnatural in a mountain. It seems that if you make a geographical feature using DP, you could even make it like it was the outside world. Although they¡¯re probably instations meant for providing for monsters that rely on certain terrains, you could also use it with the intention of making a human farm that humans won¡¯t really want to leave because there¡¯s no stress. Naturally, the [Sky] terrain effect doesn¡¯t increase the size of the room, it seems that room¡¯s ceiling height is also set by the room¡¯s size specifications beforehand. So I intend to make as spacious a room as possible¡ Let¡¯s make it at the level where a vige can fit in it. It¡¯d be plenty even if they just settled down at the entrance. Rather, I want to check what kind of thing the [Sky] is even though it¡¯s a ceiling. I intend to install it in the meadow area anyways. ¡°So, let¡¯s make the meadow area a [Safety Zone] too. It¡¯ll be good if they decide to rest in that area. Let¡¯s have them have an easy time to rest there¡ Should we set some rabbits loose too?¡± ¡°That¡¯s kind to the adventurers.¡± ¡°Yeah. That¡¯s the original role for a [Safety Zone] anyways.¡± The [Safety Zone]¡¯s original role. That is, a ce to make surprise attacks against adventurers that have let down their guard, putting things in order. Of course, monsters normally don¡¯t enter them, so it¡¯s used as a campground to rest safely in the field. It wouldn¡¯t be something good to do every time. It¡¯s only effective since it¡¯s done rarely. ¡°Before the boss, they¡¯d decide to rest. When they let down their guard, bang!¡± ¡°Well it¡¯s like that.¡± With that, I decided to do some splendid remodeling. Since we¡¯ll be excavating a lot of holes with golems first, it¡¯ll probably take quite a while. I had them dig carefully while I looked at the map so that we wouldn¡¯t knock into [me Cavern]. But even though I¡¯m remodeling, right now information for things farther in than the riddle area haven¡¯t been leaked out yet. It¡¯ll probably just seem like there are more jellies when looking at it from their point of view. * ¡°Kehma-sama. There is news.¡± The next day, Receptionist-san came from the guild. ¡°You might know already, but there are signs of a transition phase. Please refrain from entering the dungeon for a short while, please stay at the first floor.¡± ¡°Ah¡ yes, understood.¡± Right, transition phase huh¡ Monsters that usually don¡¯t appeare out, that kind of thing¡ I¡¯m not nning on doing a dungeon battle though¡ yep, I forgot. By the way, since they worried about monsters overflowing from the dungeon¡¯s entrance, they appear to have set up a cordon. I was also included in the shift. It was treated as a nominatedmission from the guild. Somehow, sorry. By the way, since the aristocrat¡¯s search party hadn¡¯t returned either, it turned into something like they got involved in some sort of abnormal event inside of the dungeon. Works for me. ¡°I see, so that¡¯s the reason behind you deploying the jelly spawners huh!¡± ¡°No, that was just by chance. Rather, I didn¡¯t expect it.¡± ¡°Eh, that so? That¡¯s unusual for Kehma huh, are you still half asleep?¡± Maybe. I¡¯ve probably been forgetful since I¡¯ve been thinking about variousrge-scaled thingstely and it all caught up to me. Maybe I should get more subordinates to entrust with various things¡ since I can make as much of abor force (golems) as needed, I just need people wisdom that can control them. Should I get more subordinates to manage the dungeon? They don¡¯t even really need to be humanoid like those three girls since they¡¯ll be restricted to being inside the dungeon. Maybe something like an arachne¡? Ah, monsters with wisdom as well as fighting potential usually cost around 100,000 DP. It¡¯s at the level of making me hesitate a little. Should I get one? ¡ Eh, wait a second. ¡°To begin with, isn¡¯t it fine if I leave noticing stuff like that to my partner (Rokuko)?¡± ¡°Eh, I should be aware of stuff like that!?¡± Rokuko was inly surprised. Oi, partner. Oi. Somehow before I realized it, I became in charge of thinking while Rokuko became in charge of rxing. ¡°Yep, I can make mistakes and forget things too you know?¡± ¡°Ahaha, Kehma¡¯s good at joking around.¡± ¡°I¡¯m not kidding you know!? You know that if you took away me being a dungeon master I¡¯d just be a normal human right!?¡± ¡°¡ No way~, ever since Kehma kicked those bandits around, in my opinion everything¡¯ll be alright if I leave it to you. I¡¯ve just been practicing moving the golems.¡± I¡¯m surprised she trusts me so much. I just think that I¡¯m azybones that just sleeps all the time though. I should ask for Rokuko¡¯s opinions more often from now on. Or rather, let¡¯s have Rokuko make the dungeon too. We didn¡¯t have much DP before, but now our wallet¡¯s overflowing from our Haku-san ie. ¡°I got it. I¡¯ll also think about making the dungeon myself.¡± ¡°Yeah. Since I¡¯ll be leaving it to Rokuko, it¡¯ll definitely turn into a goblin dungeon. It¡¯d be interesting to see though.¡± ¡°It¡¯s not like I¡¯m a goblin lover you know!?¡± Diverging from the golem warehouse, Rokuko made a new dungeon. And as for me, I was dragged into working for the cordon for a little while. I didn¡¯t have the chance to look at how she was doing. ¡ Rokuko¡¯s dungeon. It was after everything waspleted that I learned what was in it. Chapter 94 The Hero Has Come In preparation for the dungeon¡¯s transition phase that should have been going on, the entrance was being guarded. In truth, it was barren. Be that as it may, only people rted to the dungeon would know that. The adventurer guild very seriously constructed a barricade, and while putting a restriction at the dungeon¡¯s entrance, conducted an investigation on the dungeon¡¯s interior and prepared lookouts at its entrance. Although there were people being rotated in and out, adventurers with enough skill to deal with any emergencies that may have urred came to the inn to stay, so I was pretty happy about the ie increase. Well, I¡¯ll be watching the entrance today as well with the C-Rank adventurer Gozoh. We¡¯re pretty used to each other. ¡°So what changed¡ is that jellies are appearing now? Is that even something to worry about?¡± ¡°Kehma, even though monsters like jellies are normally left alone, isn¡¯t it a pretty big deal that they¡¯re suddenly appearing in the dungeon?¡± ¡°¡ Hey Gozoh. Is it alright for me to go and sleep?¡± ¡°No way Kehma, you¡¯re only C-Rank at this dungeon. If the situation changes, your C-Rank might get canceled. Keep watch properly.¡± Okay then~. But the tension feels overwhelmingly dull to me since I know what¡¯s actually happening. I know that there¡¯s no point to being so stressed out about it. ¡°Come to think of it, what happened to the smithy?¡± ¡°Kantra huh? I think he¡¯ll have it up and running soon. Those eggshells he got from you are extremely rare materials after all.¡± ¡°¡ Ah, that so? I got those things from Haku-san originally though~¡± Phoenix eggshells are super fireproof. Since it would¡¯ve been troublesome if they asked me something like where I got them, I¡¯ve already turned it into something that Haku-san did. Gozoh also seemed to understand it with, ¡°An A-Rank adventurer¡ as expected eh.¡± Ah, we also made an oven entirely out of eggshells for no reason. It has a uselessly good performance, so Kinue-san, a silky girl that loves housework, was delighted about it. She could roast meat to be juicy with just a little of the fire. It looked like it would¡¯ve burned if she lost focus even once, but she was in high spirits about showing off her skills. ¡°Hmm, maybe I should make a kitchen knife to go with the firece? For Kinue-san¡¯s personal use.¡± ¡°Oh? A present for the light green pretty Nee-chan huh!? I thought for sure that Kehma was only interested in little girls, but looks like you¡¯re also properly interested in big ones too! Gahaha!¡± That¡¯s impolite. I have a foot fetish, but I¡¯m not a lolicon. I do have a foot fetish though. I¡¯m a proper gentlemen that doesn¡¯t use the master authority to send stockings. Those three girls¡¯ legs are all very delicious¡ª¡ Ahem. Since they have good shapes to them, it would¡¯ve be an emergency by now if I weren¡¯t a gentleman you know. ¡°That Nee-chan cooks for the inn¡ maybe even Kantra¡¯d get fired up about it if it bes the kitchen knife of a cook that can make such delicious food.¡± ¡°Maybe. Ah, how much are kitchen knives? Wonder if I could buy one.¡± ¡°If you brought him an iron golem he¡¯d probably make one with some left over. I¡¯d help out too if you want? It¡¯d be a favor. To be specific, please stock up on alcohol at the inn.¡± ¡°Why do you want to drink alcohol so much¡ there¡¯re lots of problems with drunkards, I don¡¯t want to keep an eye out for them at the inn. Have the guild build a bar.¡± ¡°Even if they built a bar starting now, I don¡¯t know how long it¡¯d take until I could drink. I don¡¯t even know how many days it takes to build a bar to begin with ya know.¡± ¡°Ahh, so you want to have the mage that built the inn overnight to build a bar as well huh. It¡¯d cost a lot of money though.¡± ¡°¡ Yeah, he built that extension before anyone noticed didn¡¯t he? He¡¯s one of [Cave of Desires]¡¯ seven mysteries.¡± What seven mysteries? This is the first time I¡¯ve heard about that. ¡°Nn? You didn¡¯t know? You¡¯re also included, [The Adventurer That Stays Forever Despite Not Working].¡± ¡°Oi, what are the other five?¡± ¡°Other than [The Inn¡¯s One-Night Extension] and [The Adventurer That Doesn¡¯t Work], there¡¯s [The Power Spot That an A-Rank Adventurer Likes], [The Little Girl Owner], [The Great Feeling Onsen], oh, and [The Illusory S-Rank Meal] as well as [The Hardworking Golems] I think?¡± Aren¡¯t the seven mysteries just everything that has to do with our inn? Rather, isn¡¯t ¡®the great feeling onsen¡¯ just a normal impression and not a mystery? ¡°I mean Kehma, don¡¯t you pay that young owner a lot of nighttime visits? There¡¯s even a rumor going around that that young owner is your sugar momma.¡± ¡°Oi, don¡¯t say something so scary, Haku-san would kill me. That¡¯s not a fact at all!¡± ¡°Okay? But Kehma, you¡¯re a man too, so doesn¡¯t your desire build up?¡± ¡°Sorry, but I specialize in desiring sleep.¡± In truth, ever since bing a dungeon master, I haven¡¯t really had many ero feelings. In particr I guess it¡¯s been since Ichika joined us? Till that point I was having to desperately endure my cravings for Rokuko and Meat¡¯s legs. Well, even now I stare at them though. Now that I¡¯ve subjugated that appetite as well, I¡¯m sure that I must continue indulging in nothing butziness. ¡°Ah,e to think of it, there¡¯s that dog-eared Jou-chan too¡ so that¡¯s why you¡¯re so carefree?¡± ¡°Right, I don¡¯t have to worry about anything since Meat¡¯s there.¡± I¡¯m not some pervert that gets excited over a little girl being in front of me. Since Meat stands guard, I won¡¯t do something like be a pervert. So I don¡¯t have to worry. ¡°Well, isn¡¯t the burden on that dog-eared Jou-chan pretty big though?¡± ¡°She pouts when we don¡¯t sleep together, so I don¡¯t think she doesn¡¯t want to.¡± ¡°¡ That so, then it¡¯s fine to sleep with her. Take good care of her yeah?¡± [1] ¡°Obviously.¡± While having a conversation like that, we continued keeping watch out for monsters that definitely wouldn¡¯t appear. I¡¯m pretty tired even though I¡¯ve just been sitting on lookout. When our job was over, I went back to my room and immediately fell asleep. That kind of everyday life was repeated for a while. Then, that finished today. Because we watched for an entire week without anything changing, they came to the conclusion that it should be safe. The restricted admission was also lifted. ¡°¡ Haah, with this I can finally take my time sleeping¡¡± I returned to my room at the inn. Surrendering myself to fatigue, I fell on my futon¡ Haaah, now to sleep. Ah, [Cleanup] first¡ yep, magic is convenient. ¡°Kehma, I finished making my dungeon!¡± ¡°Oooh, can I sleep first?¡± ¡°¡ Between sleep and my dungeon, which is more important!?¡± ¡°Sleep¡ Sleep is!¡± ¡°Guh¡ª, you didn¡¯t have to say it twice you know!? Hmph, it¡¯s alright, I¡¯ll show it to you tomorrow. You¡¯ll be surprised, definitely!¡± Obviously, one of the three major desires of humans, the desire to sleep. Isn¡¯t it natural that sleep would be more important? Sleep! I¡¯m going to sleeeep! Night¡ * The morning of the next day. Bang! Rokuko vigorously entered through the door to my room. ¡°Kehma, wake up!¡± ¡°Morning? ¡ Still time to sleep then¡ guh¡ª¡± ¡°Humans wake up in the morning¡ªwait, that¡¯s not it! The hero¡¯s here, the hero!¡± ¡°The hero? ¡ Yep, understood, I¡¯ll get up¡ Give me another five minutes¡¡± ¡°Get up already! The hero¡¯sing here, right now he¡¯s going to the adventurer guild then will be here right after!¡± Rokuko vigorously beat me from over my covers. It doesn¡¯t really hurt, but she¡¯s noisy. Guess there¡¯s no choice but to get up huh¡ Looks like the hero¡¯sing. ¡°Fuaaaah, haaah~, can¡¯t be helped. So, the hero huh. Let me see.¡± I opened the map, looking into the adventurer guild¡¯s branch office. When I checked out his DP ie¡ around 1,000 DP per day. Isn¡¯t the hero off by a digit there? I want him to stay for a long time despite wanting him to leave as soon as possible. That guy¡¯s unfair. ¡°¡ So what now?¡± ¡°There¡¯s nothing for us to do, when hees to the inn, just do inn work as normal. The usual.¡± I opened the monitor from the menu that was floating in the air to check out the hero¡¯s appearance. A man with short ck hair. He looks Asian, might be Japanese. Summoned to this other world three years ago, he¡¯s easily my senior at this¡ Whatever the case is, since he¡¯d probably figure out that I¡¯m Japanese just by looking at me, the fact I¡¯m Japanese would probably be exposed if he saw me. ¡°By all means, I don¡¯t want to meet him, so I¡¯m going to sleep in my room. You¡¯ll probably be fine just treating him like a normal adventurer¡ just say that we got the meal recipes and the ways to y with the cards from Haku-san after she¡¯d heard about them from previous heroes, with Kinue-san preparing the food. That¡¯s it, time to sleep. Rokuko, I¡¯ll leave the rest to you.¡± ¡°U-understood. Basically as usual, right? Leave it to me!¡± Rokuko left the room in a hurry¡ Good, time to go back to sleep. Then, just as I started dozing back to sleep in my futon, Rokuko once again ran into my room with a bang. ¡°Kehma, it¡¯s an emergency! The hero wants to lodge in the suite! And wants the A-Rank meal too!¡± ¡°¡ The suite was supposed to be for Haku-san¡¯s personal use, but well there¡¯s no reason for the inn to refuse him if he can pay the fees¡ As for the kid¡¯s meal¡ Yeah, well it¡¯s fine. Just serve it as normal.¡± ¡°Understood, but is it fine if we don¡¯t eat together? That¡¯s a limited service for Haku Ane-sama.¡± ¡°Nn, yeah~. Well, I¡¯m not going to meet the hero since I¡¯ll be sleeping in my room.¡± Making sure that Rokuko left the room, Iid down on my bed again. Then, just as I started to doze off in my futon, Rokuko yet again burst into my room with an even bigger bang. ¡°I-it¡¯s an emergency, Kehma!¡± ¡°Oi, the door. Oi. You broke my door by kicking it. Now I have to fix it.¡± ¡°You can just fix it immediately anyway!¡± ¡°I can huh¡ so, what¡¯s up? Did it turn into a situation you couldn¡¯t deal with without me?¡± When I asked Rokuko that as I left my futon to fix the door, Rokuko¡¯s face blushed red as she recalled it. While looking down at her inner thighs¡ªwhile looking down restlessly, she spoke. ¡°The hero¡ p-p-p-p-p-proposed to me! W-what should I do, Kehma!?¡± Footnotes: It probably doesn¡¯t need to be said, but this ¡®sleep¡¯ has a sexual connotation to it. Chapter 95 Extra: Hero¡¯s Point of View ¡°So this is [Cave of Desires] huh¡¡± Wataru Nishimi. Nishimi was the hero summoned by the String territory of the Raverio Empire three years ago. For the three years after that up until just the other day, he thought that he was summoned to defeat the demon king, with Count Brie String having him trained in hopes of that as well. However, Wataru¡¯s existence in the country was found out. After somehow performing some meritorious deed, Count String thought he would be able to make an excuse¡ of course, this was because he summoned the hero to the country without permission. As befitting of the term ¡®hero¡¯, his existence was unconditionally recognized as an S-Rank by the adventurer guild. The person that attempted to conceal him as his own personal property, Brie String, was convicted. Speaking in terms of modern Japan, it would have been like privately developing a missile to arm yourself, obviously viting the Gun and Sword Control Law. It wouldn¡¯t end there if you considered that that weapon could be used on whole countries as well, turning into something closer to national treason. ¡ Well, Wataru also agreed that Count String was in the wrong. In truth, the count desired political power, saying things like, ¡®Only I am suitable for being emperor!¡¯ For another more concrete example, when he introduced himself to Wataru with, ¡®How do you do, oh hero? I am the future emperor, Brie String. For now I am still a count, however.¡¯ There were various things wrong with that. In the first ce, what kind of secret n could turn the current family head¡¯s rank of count into that of an emperor? He wasn¡¯t even part of the emperor¡¯s lineage either, so he¡¯d probably have to go with a coup d¡¯etat. In the end, the count was convicted by the actual emperor. As for Wataru, he was protected by Haku Raverio, who was said to be something like the emperor¡¯s ancestor. By her awfully long-lived family coupled with her beauty, Haku was rumored to be a high elf. She had already abdicated the position of emperor to her descendant, voluntarily saying that she would live a life of retirement in her imperial vi. Then again, just her body holding a beauty that hadn¡¯t changed in the least since back when the Raverio Empire was founded demanded respect. Moreover, her being the active A-Rank adventurer [White Winged Goddess] made her an outrageous existence. By being protected by Haku, Wataru publicly became the Raverio Empire¡¯s hero. After that, Wataru resigned from the String Chivalric Order that he had joined for training purposes, instead joining the Raverio Empire. With his formal position still under consideration, he was currently being treated as one of Haku¡¯s imperial knights. Why had that heroe to [Cave of Desires]? An item that some merchant had brought to the imperial capital, ying cards. Those cards were made with high quality paper that was clearly different thanmonly circted paper, as well as all of them being perfectly printed on. The moment Wataru had seen the ying cards, he couldn¡¯t help but start to remember his previous world that he had already started to forget¡ªJapan. Moreover, the strangest thing could be found on the ying cards¡¯ boxes¡ there were bar codes. Something this world did not have, something nostalgic that he dearly missed. Naturally, this world¡¯s inhabitants would only recognize them as a pattern, while Japanese would definitely make the connection to Japan. It looked as though it were definitely arranged. When he informed Haku about the location and his reason for going there, it turned out that it was her [Favorite] ce to go incognito. Haku told him about it probably being the source of the ying cards. She didn¡¯t really have a reason to stop him. She just allowed him to go, as well preparing a carriage for him to use. Then, after around half a month of swaying back and forth in the carriage, Wataru finally arrived at [Cave of Desires]. ¡°¡ This is the ce, huh?¡± There was a poor adventurer guild branch office and an inn. (When I¡¯d asked before, I heard that there was supposed to be a cksmith¡¯s shop a little away, but I can¡¯t see it.) Wataru immediately headed towards the inn¡ however, he thought better of it and decided that he should first give his greetings to the guild, so he quickly headed to the guild to give a quick hello and¡ªhe waspletely detained, having to ept tea. (¡ S-Ranks are serious business huh, it was nothing like this a little ago when I was a C-Rank.) Wataru grumbled to himself. Then, he headed to the inn once again. ¡°W-wel,e¡ª¡± Immediately as he entered, a small girl in a dress greeted him. ¡°W-wee to [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion] toooooway, I¡¯m Rokuko the owner.¡± She spoke with a ferocious vigor. However, she flubbed her words a bit. ¡ Unconsciously, he calmed down. A smile filled Wataru¡¯s face. However, for some reason, Wataru was simply unable to look away from Rokuko. ¡°Guest? I-is there anything you need?¡± ¡°Eh¡ª, ah, sorry. I am Wataru Nishimi. Ummm, Haku-sama rmended the suite to me. And she said the meals here are incredibly delicious.¡± ¡°Eeeh!? Yesh¡ª! P-pwease wait a moment! Ah, there¡¯s a chair over there!¡± Saying that, Rokuko dashed inside for a moment. She didn¡¯t seem to be using keigo, but Wataru decided to not worry about it since her tone was already fairly disordered. [1] When he entered the inn¡ faintly, he felt that it smelled like Japan. (There¡¯s something here¡ after all.) He thought back on the previous three years. Various things had happened¡ He wondered if hisrades from the String Chivalric Order were doing well¡ as he recollected, he stopped midway since he also remembered a trauma together with it. Rokuko had also just returned¡ as before, she was still anxious for some reason. ¡°It¡¯s this way.¡± Rokuko called out to him with half-cooked keigo. ¡ Before him, both blonde hair and an adorable bottom swayed back and forth. Even if he understood that he wasn¡¯t being seduced, he couldn¡¯t help but wonder. It may have been her youthfulness or maybe its shape, but he couldn¡¯t take his eyes off her bottom. It was strange, as this had never happened to him before. While feeling slightly nostalgic, his heart thumped in his chest. (I want to caress her¡ªw-what am I thinking about right now!? She¡¯s a child!) ¡°Guest?¡± ¡°Ah, no, i-it¡¯s nothing!¡± ¡°Ah, uh, this is the suite. Ah, here, the key.¡± ¡°¡ Thank you.¡± He finally realized that it looked as though she¡¯d guided him all the way to the suite. epting the key from the owner, he looked into the room. Windowpanes, wallpaper, furniture¡ they were all good. Although it felt as though he¡¯d seen the design somewhere before, it felt weird to be something of this world. However, there was a massage chair ced directly in the center of the room. Moreover, it vibrated when you put money into the fee box. It obviously stood out as strange. ¡°¡ It¡¯s not attached to an electrical outlet or anything?¡± ¡°Ah, guest. When would you like your meal? It¡¯s time for breakfast right now¡ªah, you haven¡¯t bought a meal ticket yet¡ ah but maybe you wanted to order it from the suite?¡± He understood that she hadn¡¯t practiced serving customers that well at all. However, opposite of feeling it was shoddy, Wataru found it pleasant. ¡°Hmm, then how about rmend me something? I¡¯d heard even the bread here is delicious.¡± ¡°A rmendation? Then I rmend the [Melon Ro¡ªnot that. Our white bread is famous for its deliciousness.¡± Melon rolls. Just now, Rokuko made an obvious verbal slip. Wataru had also heard it properly. ¡°¡ Rokuko-chan huh. Who are you?¡± ¡°I-I¡¯m the owner of this inn you know?¡± Though Rokuko averted her gaze, Wataru managed to guess to some degree. Haku¡¯s favorite. The fact that Haku rmended this inn. Then, the style of the inn. Thinking about all of these things and mixing them together to get his result, Wataru spoke¡ª ¡°¡ Would you be my partner?¡± ¡°Eh, no way.¡± Immediately shot down. Footnotes: Lazy exnation: Polite way of speaking. Think door to door salesman where the person they are talking to is their boss. With their mother standing right behind them. And insulting someone directly means eternal torture. For a more serious exnation, click here. Chapter 96 The Hero and a Meal With him proposing to Rokuko, he¡¯ll probably be executed immediately if he manages to return alive. Well, I¡¯m not really worried about him but as expected I¡¯d feel sorry for abandoning someone from the same world as me. I feel like doing a good thing so let¡¯s just continue on with the campaign. ¡°¡ So, what do you think we should do, Kehma?¡± ¡°For the time being, tell me how he asked.¡± ¡°Eh? Nnn, umm, ¡®would you be my partner¡¯.¡± Rokuko¡¯s face is blushing from embarrassment¡ but is that even a proposal? Partner can have various meanings after all. Though it could definitely mean a partnership between a man and a woman, it could also mean partners like me and Rokuko. Even I use [Partner] to describe Rokuko a lot. ¡ Ah, there¡¯s a chance that Trantion-san is recing what I mean with that unthinkable meaning isn¡¯t there¡ ¡°Heeey, Rokuko, did you answer him about the ¡®partner¡¯ thing?¡± ¡°Yeah, well I refused immediately though! I have Kehma so I don¡¯t need another partner.¡± ¡°Y-yeah. Then isn¡¯t the problem solved with that?¡± ¡°Wait up! Umm, that¡¯s¡ he¡¯s really persistent¡ He invited me wanting to talk and I don¡¯t want to eat together with him. Youe too, Kehma!¡± An S-Rank adventurer¡¯s request huh¡ Wouldn¡¯t it usually be fine if I just refused? No, it might turn into a bad situation if we don¡¯t talk to him at all, so eating a meal with him might be a good opportunity. And if Rokuko talked with him by herself, yep, I definitely have a bad feeling about that. There¡¯s the possibility that she¡¯s already guilty of something, after all what did she do to make him ask her to be his partner? ¡°So I was thinking about properly requesting you to be there, as my partner!¡± ¡°Yeah? Yeah¡ I guess?¡± ¡°Hey, do it right! Kehma is my partner after all.¡± ¡°That¡¯s right, I¡¯m your partner, yeah.¡± Crap. With this course of events, what kind of meaning is this ¡®partner¡¯? I can¡¯t figure it out. ¡ The problem is that I¡¯m trying to not be seen. Postponing my problems, it really is a Japanese thing to do huh. Ah, maybe I could ask the hero about it directly? * In the end, I decided to talk directly with the hero. While eating a meal together. We¡¯re in the suite. Right now, Kinue-san is in the middle of setting up the A-Rank special, the [Avarice Meal], also known as the kid¡¯s meal. And as for me, I was sitting in front of the hero with the mysterious earth mage adventurer Narikin disguise. Rokuko was next to me. Furthermore, in order for today¡¯s disguise to conceal my hair color as well, it¡¯s closer to a full-face helmet than a mask. I made the mouth area able to be detached for the meal. It¡¯ll be convenient to hide my hair color in the future as well, so let¡¯s go with this from now on. ¡°Good to meet you, Hero-dono. I am Narikin. Rokuko¡¯s partner. It is my honor to be able to meet you.¡± ¡°Good to meet you. I am Wataru Nishimi¡ umm, Narikin-san. Rokuko-san. It was very impolite for me to invite you, but¡ªit¡¯s impossible to talk with this meal in front of me, I¡¯m very sorry. You could talk while eating though¡ you can be a bit loose with the kid¡¯s meal~. Well, I thought something like that, but it looked like that was out of the question for the hero. He¡¯s been fixedly staring at the kid¡¯s meal and cream soda for a while now. Maybe I shouldn¡¯t have served the hero a meal meant for children after all? The hero probably knows how much the kid¡¯s meal costs in Japan, I¡¯m expecting him to call it a rip-off at five gold any time now. Then, the hero single-mindedly ate the kid¡¯s meal. Moreover, with a serious face the whole time. ¡ He looks like an adult, but with him silently eating a kid¡¯s meal, the atmosphere¡¯s pretty heavy. In the end, he was angry about the price being too high¡ªnot. I thought he might be, but it didn¡¯t look like that was the case. ¡°¡ªThank you for the meal.¡± [1] Drinking thest drop of the cream soda, the hero, Wataru, who hadn¡¯t left a single grain of food left on his te¡ªshed tears. ¡°I¡¯m sorry, I just recalled my hometown¡ it¡¯s already impossible to return there.¡± Three years. I¡¯m sure Haku-san said that three years have passed since this hero was summoned. Entering into high school, that would be the same period of three years it would take to graduate. With that amount of time, various things probably happened. I don¡¯t know what happened, but from the way he looks right now, it¡¯s easy to see that he¡¯s gained a grand amount of experiencepared with what he would have living in Japan. ¡°You can¡¯t return anymore, is it?¡± ¡°Yeah. My hometown is in a different world, so there¡¯s no way to return. I¡¯m still looking for a way, but¡ªeven if I find one, I still wouldn¡¯t be able to return there¡ Sinceing to this world, my hands have killed many. In my hometown, that is the greatest sin.¡± I see, so he¡¯s killed people sinceing to this world. So he can¡¯t return to Japan, huh. Murders in another world probably wouldn¡¯t get him arrested as a criminal if he returned to Japan though, but the problem is probably how he feels about it. ¡°So then, why are you looking for a means to return despite not being able to?¡± ¡°Ah, in the future, I might meet a person from the other world that might want to return to their hometown¡ªbecause of that; and lingering attachments. One¡¯s hometown is something to be missed¡¡± ¡ For me, even though I don¡¯t feel like leaving myfortable life here to return to Japan, I wonder if I¡¯d want to return some day? I¡¯m happy so long as I can sleep though. ¡°I understand the reason Haku-sama rmended this inn. This ce really does have a hint of Japan. I have a few questions I¡¯d like to ask, is that alright?¡± ¡°¡ If I am able to answer, I will answer.¡± ¡°Then¡ [Rice]. What region is this from?¡± Ah¡ªa difficult question right out of the gate. For example, even if I said, ¡®I don¡¯t know since we procured it from Haku-san,¡¯ this hero could go and directly ask Haku-san to confirm it. Then if Haku-san answered with, ¡®I don¡¯t know where,¡¯ or something there¡¯d be a contradiction. It¡¯d be really bad if that happened huh. ¡°¡ Well, we don¡¯t want to leak our supplier since this is a business¡¡± ¡°Please, somehow. I won¡¯t tell anyone else. I absolutely want to acquire it.¡± ¡°If that¡¯s the case, I can amodate you. We don¡¯t have so much, but we can sell you the rice that has finished cleaning.¡± ¡°Definitely! ¡ªAh, and what kind of soil does it need?¡± He didn¡¯t bite. Well, rice is the Japanese soul food, it¡¯s natural for him to be anxious about it. He¡¯ll probably keep asking if I don¡¯t answer him. Let¡¯s go with using that appropriate country¡¯s name and be a bit enigmatic¡ Ummm, what was the name of that country Haku-san definitely mentioned? Wakoku? You could get cherries there right? Alright, let¡¯s go with using that. It looked like Wataru expected me to hesitate and think over responding, he was waiting quietly. ¡°Do you know of the country named Wakoku?¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯m nning to go there. [Wakoku], its name matches it being to the east, so it¡¯s been on my mind.¡± [2] ¡ Ah, he¡¯s right! I didn¡¯t notice! ¡°Well, Haku-san brought us things called cherries from there.¡± ¡°Ooh, so there are cherry trees in Wakuko then! I can¡¯t wait!¡± Ah, is that so? Cherries are cherries, so I guess that means cherry trees too. So if there really might be [Rice] too¡ªwait, Haku-san said she didn¡¯t know what [Rice] was didn¡¯t she? I don¡¯t think Haku-san would overlook a grain while knowing about a fruit like cherries. In that case, it looks like there isn¡¯t much of a chance then. ¡ Yep, I didn¡¯t say that I got our [Rice] from there, safe, safe. Even those lie detecting magic tools wouldn¡¯t catch my white lie. ¡°As for our current supplier, that¡¯s all I can say.¡± ¡°Thank you¡ Next, I would like you to have a look at this.¡± After saying that, Wataru took out some ying cards. ¡°I heard that these could be obtained from the dungeon [Cave of Desires].¡± ¡°Yes, it appears that they are obtained from the first floor. We buy them for five copper coins.¡± ¡°¡ Narikin-san, please look at this.¡± The hero pointed to the box of cards¡ What? What am I looking at? It¡¯s just the normal box. ¡°Yeah? ¡ It doesn¡¯t look like anything¡¯s different, are you trying to show me a magic trick?¡± ¡°Hey, what¡¯s that weird pattern?¡± The hero smiled broadly. I suddenly understood after hearing Rokuko¡¯s response, and immediately my blood flowed backwards as I was attacked by chills. ¡ It¡¯s a bar code. With something like that, it¡¯s aplete out! ¡°Yes. This here is called a bar code, it¡¯s a special way of writing a price.¡± ¡°Ahh now that you mention it, this pattern, I¡¯ve always thought it was something or another, but it was like that then?¡± I promptly handed it back¡ This guy, he might suspect me being Japanese. He might have even settled on that with my reaction just now. Oh right. Haku-san¡¯s surely heard about bar codes as well. So with her thinking that I had schemed some super-excellent n, she probably saw the bar codes as bait. Even though it was really just aplete fail on my part! ¡°¡ Well, this is why I came to this dungeon. It¡¯s a clue for returning to my hometown.¡± ¡°Is that so¡ Ah, it¡¯s fine to examine it, but since this one is more or less for beginners¡ please don¡¯t damage it too much, alright?¡± ¡°Yes. I understand. I am nning on staying a week for now.¡± Hero Wataru said that and bowed deeply¡ he doesn¡¯t seem like a bad guy. Ah. Right. I need to ask about his proposal towards Rokuko too huh. Well, nine times out of ten he probably meant it as a study partner though. Footnotes: Itadakimasu¡¯s lesser-known brother: Gochisousamadeshita. Wakoku = ºÍ¹ú = Ancient Japan Chapter 97 The Hero and His Story ¡°Well,e to think of it¡ you proposed to Rokuko or something?¡± Bu¡ª!? Wataru looked like he was punched in the gut. ¡°Y-yeah, no, w-well, I did. She rejected me¡ But I won¡¯t give up. I will absolutely persuade her.¡± ¡°Rokuko is Haku-san¡¯s beloved imouto, she¡¯ll erase you if youy a hand on her you know?¡± ¡°It¡¯s fine, I¡¯ll respect the person herself¡¯s wishes.¡± If it¡¯s about respecting her wishes, I just want to tell him to give up already. ¡°Rokuko is already my partner though.¡± ¡°Oh, she still doesn¡¯t seem to have a ring though, have you still not given her one?¡± ¡ Ring? ¡°So there is a custom of giving a ring to your partner in the ce Hero-samaes from? Wee from deep in the mountains, so we don¡¯t have that kind of a custom.¡± ¡°Ah, then should the present be from me? I¡¯ll send it to herter if she tells me her finger size you know?¡± ¡°Ha ha ha, it¡¯s an important present for my partner, I¡¯ll somehow handle it myself.¡± When I took a brief nce at Rokuko, she was smiling with her cheeks blushing. Oi, isn¡¯t this course of events bad? The conversation is progressing, but which meaning of [Partner] is it? Ring, perhaps¡ is it the meaning rted to marriage? ¡°Right, for a partner¡ so it goes on the ring finger?¡± ¡°Yeah, the ring finger.¡± Oi, what do you mean by ring finger? Is it the engagement ring or wedding ring after all? I should have properly asked what [Partner]¡¯s meaning was. I¡¯m so bad at ad lib. ¡°Well, even so, I won¡¯t give up.¡± ¡°No, please give up¡ Rather, why Rokuko? You¡¯re the hero, surely you¡¯re popr?¡± ¡°There are a lot of circumstances¡¡± Wataru looked down and began to tell his story. * It all started three years ago. Summoned to this world, Wataru Nishimi was trained as a hero, joined a chivalric order, and lived a militaristic life. Wataru, who had been set up as a hero, was just seventeen years old at the time, a high school student. He liked games, so he aspired to be a hero. [Defeat the Demon King]¡ªwith that slogan in mind, Hero Wataru hunted monsters to acquire strength. And then on a certain day. The chivalric order was assigned to exterminate thieves¡ªhis first murder. He was ovee by intense guilt. Even if he knew that others would die if he didn¡¯t kill them, even if he had almost lost himself in the killing with his fellow knights, he couldn¡¯t evade that feeling of killing a person. As a Japanese, it was impossible for Wataru to rid himself of that feeling. Wataru shut himself in his room. He neglected his training for many days, unable to move due to the crushing weight of remorse. Just when Wataru thought it wouldn¡¯t be so bad if he would just die as well, the door to his room was kicked open and he was forcibly dragged out. [Idiot¡ª! If Wataru died¡ what would I do!] The one to save Wataru by a hair¡¯s breadth was his chivalric orderrade, Plume. Plume devotedly attended Wataru, hearing his story. He spoke about a lot of Japanese things. He spoke about a lot of trivial things. For all of it, Plume listened to him. She never denied Wataru. She epted it all with a smile. Then, he was gradually charmed by Plume¡ªand confessed. [Un, if you¡¯re fine with me.] Getting the OK, Wataru was ecstatic. Merrily, he struggled to store enough funds to marry Plume and epted difficultmissions from the guild. ¡ªTo live with Plume in this world, he hardened his resolve. [¡ Eeeh, no way. He doesn¡¯t have what it takes to be a leader¡ª] [¡ªHa ha, right? Wataru¡¯s a weakling. Let¡¯s go on to my room.] Then, he saw Plume and another leader go into the same room together. ¡ Even after that, Plume stayed with Wataru with an unchanging smile. What he saw was probably an illusion or something, that¡¯s what he told himself. Wataru started to forget about it. And then, that time came. Count String was arrested, and the chance came. [¡ Plume¡ isn¡¯t here?] [Oi! There¡¯s a note in her room!] The message went like this: [Sorry¡î The count was arrested so I escaped! Everyone, stay healthy? Plume Zan]. The count was arrested¡ªso she escaped. He couldn¡¯t understand how those actions were rted. However, it was immediately cleared up. [Oi, don¡¯t go entering my Plume¡¯s room because of the emergency!] [Hah? What¡¯re you saying. Plume is my Plume!] [Wait wait wait, everyone be quiet, Plume and I are nning on marrying you know?] [I am! I am Plume¡¯s fiance!] Those were all remarks from separate men. And all of their savings had disappeared. After they looked around, they realized that everything with jewels were taken away. ¡ Plum was an assassin sent in by the count in order to ensnare the hero¡ªan international fugitive marriage impostor. Furthermore, somehow, Wataru¡¯s savings disappeared as well. As well as his mementos brought from Japan.¡ªMost of all, even though he was able to buy some of it back from pawn shops nearby¡ªPlume, the most important thing, couldn¡¯t be found. [Plume was¡ was¡ a criminal? But surely there were reasons¡ª] [Come to think of it, the marriage impostor Plume Zan is¡ a man. To begin with, women aren¡¯t allowed into the String Chivalric Order.] What was that? All of his hopes were smashed into pieces. * ¡°¡ That is what happened.¡± ¡°T-that¡¯s, well, my condolences.¡± Somehow or another, he¡¯s went through a sublime experience huh. I didn¡¯t say it though. To deceive those guys and their leader, that¡¯s¡ well, let¡¯s stop there. It¡¯s nothing but me guessing on my own. ¡°So then, what rtion does Plume-san have to your proposal with Rokuko?¡± ¡°No, love at first sight needs no reasons.¡± It had nothing to do with it!? ¡°Aaah no! It¡¯s not that it¡¯s unrted, umm, love at first sight, I mean, I value my instincts.¡± ¡°¡ Is that all?¡± ¡°Yes, that¡¯s all.¡± Then why did you have me listen to a story about your past? What a roundabout hero. ¡°¡ However, if Rokuko-san is that important to you, you should want to show her proof of that.¡± ¡°Huh? Proof?¡± ¡°That¡¯s right. If you showed her proof of it, then I¡¯ll probably have to give up.¡± ¡ Yep, I don¡¯t really get what he¡¯s saying, but I can understand a little. ¡°In other words, isn¡¯t it fine if I just kiss Rokuko here?¡± ¡°Hyahi!? W-wait, hold on! No no, there¡¯s no way, it¡¯s impossible!¡± Rokuko refused with a blushing face, waving her hands back and forth super fast. Oi, the hero¡¯ll have no choice but to take advantage of that if you deny it. Well, I¡¯d probably be executed by Haku-san if I actually kissed her though. ¡°Hahaha, it seems that¡¯s impossible for Rokuko-san. So then, it looks like I still have a chance. ¡°No no, Rokuko is just shy after all. Although it looks like this, we are partners in mind and body. I responded to Hero Wataru¡¯s cheerful remark. ¡°Well then, let¡¯s do it like this¡ I fell in love with her on sight. Please let me confirm whether or not you can protect Rokuko-san. Right, if it¡¯s an adventurer that¡¯s superior to me, I¡¯ll be able to entrust Rokuko-san to them with peace of mind.¡± ¡°Hahaha, surely you¡¯re joking. A condition of being an adventurer that surpasses an S-Rank like yourself, isn¡¯t that a little unreasonable?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t worry. I was still a C-Rank before they made me S-Rank.¡± Oi, did that count put some pressure on them? Haku-san would definitely find out if the adventurer guild made him a high rank¡ Looks like the count¡¯s maneuvering was in vain as well. ¡°Well, that¡¯s how it is. So then let¡¯s have a match. By using that to probe¡ªah, not that, aren¡¯t you excited?¡± Wataru corrected himself, standing up trying to pretend it didn¡¯t happen. ¡°A match with Rokuko-san on the line, Narikin!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll decline.¡± I answered immediately. Chapter 98 The Hero and [Still Refused] ¡°¡ A match with Rokuko-san on the line, Narikin-san!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll decline.¡± Even if he says it a second time, something useless is still useless. ¡°Why!?¡± ¡°There¡¯s no merit to go along with it is there? Going along with your story earlier, this is just for your own broken heart and I can¡¯t see it as being anything else other than an [Inconvenience to Others] you know?¡± ¡°Uguh¡ª! Even so!¡± ¡°Iiit¡¯s fiiine, this match, you should ept it.¡± Rokuko, why are you so eager about it? ¡°Still though, there needs to be some merit for us if we win right, Hero-sama?¡± ¡°Eh, ah, ummm, yeah¡ Well, if Narikin-san wins I¡¯ll keep the thing about him being Japanese a secret? How about that?¡± ¡°¡ ¡ Hey, didn¡¯t it just sound like you said I¡¯m Japanese?¡± ¡°Am I wrong?¡± No, you¡¯re right. Although you¡¯re right, I won¡¯t admit to it. Even if I said otherwise, there are lie detecting magic tools and magic, so it wouldn¡¯t be any different from a confession. All I can do is avoid that from happening. ¡°For argument¡¯s sake, let¡¯s assume that I¡¯m Japanese. Why would I be troubled if you spoke about it?¡± ¡°You¡¯d clearly be troubled by it, aren¡¯t you hiding your face? If not, show me that your face isn¡¯t a fellow Japanese¡¯s.¡± ¡°I just have an ugly wound that I don¡¯t want people to see, it¡¯s nothing like that¡ Aren¡¯t you prying into it a little to far?¡± ¡°I-I was being impolite! I didn¡¯t realize!¡± And so, Wataru apologized and bowed obediently. This guy really is honest. ¡°Well, this inn definitely was built by Narikin-san, and even your name being [Narikin (Upstart)] matcheding to prominence as an adventurer¡. I thought for sure that was it.¡± Almost, but that¡¯s not it. It has to do with the shogi piece. My real name is [Keima (Knight)], so I flipped the piece over to be [Narikin (Promoted Knight)]. Obviously I didn¡¯t say any of that though. [1] ¡°So it was something like that huh? My name is¡ well, that¡¯s just by chance. Looking at it with Hero-sama¡¯s point of it, it is likely a strange name. And for this inn, I built it while referring to an inn a Hero-sama has built in the old days. And then, I decided to ce it here at this dungeon [Cave of Desires] that produces unusual and rare magic tools. Like that [Massage Chair].¡± ¡°Hahaha, so that was it¡ Is it fine if I dismantle it? I could purchase it¡¡± ¡°I gave our spare one to Haku-san, so please abandon your wish.¡± ¡°Mumumu, I¡¯ll find one in the cave¡¡± Well whether or not you find one depends on luck. Not. It depends on whether or not I make one. For now. I ¡°¡ Well, right. If we win, I want a magic tool¡ªone that can see through lies. With that I will consider epting the match.¡± I can get the 50,000 DP if I just turn the fifty gold coins into DP. The suite is twenty-five gold coins per night, and he¡¯s saying two nights. I¡¯ll get it soon, I want to see what kind of thing it really it. If I can confirm whether or not he can get it easily¡ªwell, that¡¯s enough of a result. ¡°Ah, t-that¡¯s, umm, even though I¡¯ve heard about magic tools like that¡ sorry. I don¡¯t have one. Magic tools like that arepulsorily bought by the country you know?¡± ¡°Even if Hero-sama is an S-Rank?¡± ¡°¡ Ah¡ª! Right, there might be a chance now that I¡¯m S-Rank¡! Ah no, wouldn¡¯t I need Haku-sama¡¯s permission¡ ah, ah, but then it might sound like getting permission for Rokuko-san¡ umm, is there anything else you want if I can¡¯t?¡± Well, there¡¯s no problem with me getting anything since I¡¯m a dungeon master. But that guy¡¯s really honest. ¡°What¡¯ll you do? ept? ¡°By the way, what would you do if we lost?¡± ¡°¡ Umm, please forgive my approach to Rokuko-san.¡± Ah, he¡¯s modest. I definitely thought he¡¯d say something like, ¡®I¡¯m taking Rokuko-san!¡¯ ¡°Well, so long as you respect Rokuko¡¯s will.¡± ¡°Yeah, I will¡ Rokuko-san is still small, but I feel like she¡¯s already ady.¡± Hero Wataru took a fleeting nce at Rokuko. She was blushing like before¡ yep, she¡¯s all excited over being called ady. But really? Are you sure? ¡°Well, I won¡¯t ept the match. After all, I still have no reason to ept it.¡± ¡°Really? Disappointing¡¡± He said that, but he didn¡¯t seem that disappointed¡ He¡¯s probably nning something. I had a few suspicions, but the day ended without incident. ¡ For now, let¡¯s pretend that Narikin left to go and stock up on things. For about a week. That way I won¡¯t have to have any more confusing conversations. Footnotes: More wordy trickery going on here. If you want to know more about shogi and what happens to tiles and why they get flipped and the name changes, go here to learn more. Chapter 99 The Hero and Kehma Then, three days had passed. In these three days, we¡¯d gotten around 4,500 DP from Hero Wataru. In addition, three day¡¯s worth of inn fees, seventy-five gold coins. And twenty-five gold coins in meal fees¡ Uhuahaha! Uhuahahaha! Ah, the amount Rokuko and I ate on the first day when the hero invited us was a treat from him, ten gold coins. By the way, a sandwich is served for breakfast as a service. However, the suite is amazing, it¡¯s easy money whenever Haku-sanes over. Even without her tips to Rokuko, we¡¯re getting DP directly as well. For some reason, when Haku-san is there our ie from her is 0 DP per day. ¡°Hey Kehma, when will you give me that ring? I want it.¡± ¡°Nn, ring? What are you talking about?¡± ¡°You forgot!? ¡ H-hey, the partner thing.¡± ¡°Ahh, ahh, that one. I remember, I remember. Yep. So, what kind do you want? Gold, silver, decorated?¡± ¡°Whatever Kehma thinks suits me is good!¡± So she¡¯s basically saying she¡¯ll leave it to me, that¡¯s the number one most troubling thing¡ well, it¡¯s fine. It¡¯s a present. Rokuko has fair skin and blonde hair, so maybe something bright red? Roses or something would suit her. Making a ring with jewels¡ ahh no, maybe I should worry about how intense it feels? Should I look for some fantasy metals? Though orichalcum and stuff is really expensive in DP, the amount needed to make a ring probably wouldn¡¯t be that much. ¡°It¡¯ll probably take a little time, is that alright?¡± ¡°Yeah, umm, un, I¡¯ll look forward to it!¡± Rokuko left the room, squirming a little. Did she have to use the toilet? No, that can¡¯t be it, she doesn¡¯t need to use it. By the way, when I asked Ichika what [Partner] meant, it seems that it means [Companion]. Though partner also has the feeling of being rted to marriage, it seems adventurers that are close also use the word partner. I¡¯m told that they give each other matching essories (not always rings). So Rokuko was just jumping to conclusions about him proposing to her huh¡ no well, the hero himself confirmed it. ¡ Yep, it¡¯s that. It¡¯s not my self-conceit, Rokuko, isn¡¯t it that she fell in love with me? I had no inkling there was that kind of element going on at all though. If so, I really feel bad about it. I like Rokuko¡¯s cute legs. But if for argument¡¯s sake I touched her¡ªah, I immediately felt Haku-san¡¯s blood lust. My imagination is too strong. [No, this is today¡¯s results too. Please look, ying cards! Two boxes!] [Oh my, that¡¯s amazing. By the way, what kind of magic does Hero-san use?] Nerune was talking with the hero at reception. The hero hadn¡¯t tried to make a pass at Rokuko since then. Even if he saw Rokuko in the inn by chance, he would just raise his hand and give her a simple greeting. Hmm, what¡¯s that guy scheming? I¡¯m so bothered by it I can¡¯t sleep¡. grah. That guy¡¯s disturbing my quiet sleep. [So, will you eat the A-Rank meal today as well?] [Hmm, it¡¯s a bit much to eat the same meal after three days in a row, so let¡¯s go with something else today. The B-Rank meal.] [Would you like me to bring it to your room?] [No, it¡¯s fine. I want to eat in the dining room today. I¡¯m also quite homesick over the system of buying food with meal tickets after all.] Because of that, it doesn¡¯t look like he¡¯ll be having the A-Rank meal today. Unfortunate. Well, even so it¡¯s still one gold coin. He¡¯s wantonly spending gold coins, but well, S-Rank adventurers probably have a huge ie¡ I wouldn¡¯t go so far as to risk my life for money though. If I can live as a good-for-nothing sleeper, that¡¯s good. * While I was taking a catnap before I went to sleep, Rokuko came in eating pudding. ¡°Kehma, the hero is looking for Kehma you know?¡± ¡°¡ Not Narikin?¡± For some reason, I¡¯m getting a bad feeling. I mean, right now I should only be acquainted to him as Narikin. Why¡¯s he looking for me? ¡°Un, he¡¯s looking for Kehma. For some reason, he was talking with Meat.¡± ¡°Uwaaah sounds bothersome¡ can¡¯t you say I¡¯m not here?¡± ¡°No, the usual adventurers are in high spirits saying things like: [If it¡¯s him, that guy¡¯s always sleeping in the inn] or [Kehma? Ah, that sloth] or [That boss huh, isn¡¯t he the most informed about the dungeon?] Introduced like that, it¡¯s probably impossible.¡± And after that, she said everyone was treated to pudding. His generosity unsealed the adventurers¡¯ mouths. Tch, he was prepared. Or rather, why¡¯s he talking with Meat¡? Ah, could it be ¡®that¡¯? After falling for Rokuko, now he¡¯s in love after seeing Meat? ¡°¡ It can¡¯t be helped, he¡¯s calling me huh¡ Is he in his room?¡± ¡°He¡¯s waiting in the dining room.¡± It feels like he wants to talk in public on purpose. ¡°¡ He tried to take Meat to his room, but Meat didn¡¯t want to so he¡¯s waiting there.¡± ¡°Well, it¡¯s not in his character for that hero to forcibly bring her to his room¡ However, he tried to bring Meat into his room, huh?¡± I woke up a little and went to the dining room. If possible, I didn¡¯t want to meet the hero looking like this. Well, it¡¯s probably fine already. In the first ce, meeting him as Narikin was just a wait-and-see. My true identity shouldn¡¯t have been exposed, but I have a bit of an expectation. When I entered the dining room, Meat immediately came and hugged me. The surrounding gazes focused on me. ¡°Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s alright, it¡¯s alright. What happened?¡± ¡°~?¡± When I pat Meat on the head, her tail and ears wiggled in delight. It calmed me down. Alright, let¡¯s go back to my room and sleep. ¡°¡ Are you Kehma-san?¡± The hero stopped me. C¡¯mon, read the air. ¡°I am, but you are?¡± ¡°Wataru Nishimi¡ I wanted to talk about that girl, however, my intention changed.¡± Judging from Wataru¡¯s line of sight, he was probably looking at my hair. ¡ Now then, is me being Narikin leaked? My voice isn¡¯t even different. ¡°It would be a little hard to speak here, could youe to my room?¡± ¡°Sure, is it fine if Meates as well?¡± ¡°¡ Err, well, yeah.¡± Hero Wataru was a little flustered. For now, I brought Meat along to the suite. Some of the onlookers were curious but I just ignored them. Something like having a conversation with the hero, doesn¡¯t this look like an event where he talks with a minor character? On the way, Wataru spoke to me. ¡°¡ Are you Narikin-san? ¡°Nope. I¡¯m Kehma.¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t your voice the same!? Even though you said that you were leaving to restock!¡± ¡°Didn¡¯t Narikin say that he had a scar on his face? Do I look like I have something like that?¡± ¡°Ah¡ª, you really don¡¯t¡ wait, no, I didn¡¯t confirm that with my own eyes though!?¡± Tch. He didn¡¯t fall for it huh. ¡°You! You¡¯re Japanese after all!?¡± ¡°My parents were Japanese, so I know a lot of things about Japan. It¡¯s not like I know everything though.¡± ¡°¡ Oh, so that¡¯s it?¡± He¡¯s obviously sad about it. I didn¡¯t say that I¡¯m not Japanese though. Then, we reached his room. ¡°So, what did you want to talk about?¡± ¡°Umm, I asked you on the way here, but¡ that Ojou-san too, are her parents Japanese? She has ck hair. With dog ears though.¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know since I just picked Meat up. So, Meat?¡± ¡°¡ I can¡¯t remember anything about my past. However, I¡¯d be happy if it¡¯s the same as Goshujin-sama.¡± Good girl. I stroked Meat¡¯s head. ¡°¡ So, you¡¯re Japanese after all, Nakarin-san.¡± ¡°I¡¯m not Nakarin, I¡¯m Kehma.¡± ¡°Then Kehma-san¡ do you know the meaning behind [Meat]¡¯s name?¡± Nn? [Meat]¡¯s meaning? It¡¯s a general-use name for ves. When I asked Meat, she said she wasn¡¯t embarrassed as Meat and would work hard. I asked Ichika to make sure, but it seems there¡¯s a huge range of ng for it, so while it can mean [Pet] and [Hug Pillow], for adventurers in particr it also seems to mean things like [Meat Shield, [Meat Wall], [Bait], and [Decoy]. Those meanings imply disposable too, it doesn¡¯t look like it means something that good. I asked Meat if she wanted to change her name, but she didn¡¯t want to change it since it was the first name I gave her, so she told me that it wasn¡¯t a problem and would work hard to suit her name. ¡ Well, I didn¡¯t intend to throw her away you know? She¡¯s my important hug pillow. My profession is dungeon master so there¡¯s no problem with having a bad reputation. That being the case, I just let it as is since she herself wanted to keep it. ¡°I know, but is there some problem?¡± ¡°Heeh¡ so you know about the name?¡± Boom! He hit the table and it broke. In an instant. The table was built to be very solid, but it broke with two lines originating right where Wataru¡¯s fist hit it. It looked like the letter [V] breaking it. It¡¯s a bitte, but I started sweating a bit. Why, why did you suddenly attack the table!? As I thought that, Wataru¡¯s face also looked like, ¡®Ah crap.¡¯ Moreover, Meat took position in front of me while wielding the golem knife as to protect me, ring at the hero. This child, so cool. ¡°¡ I didn¡¯t mean to hit it that hard¡ I will pay for it. However, aren¡¯t you ashamed for using such a small child as a shield!?¡± ¡°¡ Including the trouble fees, five hundred gold.¡± ¡°Eh!? Ah, wai¡ª, uhh, can you take it in parts?¡± To my idle grumble of a sentence, Wataru lost hisposure. Alright, five hundred gold coins GET! ¡°Ahem¡ I didn¡¯t think that you were a person to touch such a small child! I will not leave Rokuko-san to you! Do not approach Haku-sama¡¯s imouto!¡± Eh, touch? What¡¯s he saying? Is he thinking that [ve = Ero Things]? Is his head filled with pink? ¡°Lolicons that I know say YES loli NO touch and would absolutely never touch a child, it held that meaning among men¡!¡± Don¡¯t tell me that! ¡ Ah, but I definitely am ¡®touching¡¯ her. As a hug pillow though. ¡°Goshujin-sama, do I defeat him?¡± ¡°Stop. He¡¯s a hero.¡± And Meat was going at her own pace. Rather, it felt like she was nning on winning against him. She¡¯s be splendid. Chapter 100 The Hero and a Match (Gambling) Well back on topic, there¡¯s no choice but to do something about the hero who¡¯d lost his temper. ¡°Even so, I heard that Hero-sama attempted to bring Meat to his room though?¡± ¡°Eh!? No no, doesn¡¯t that sound weird!? I just wanted to hear her story since she had ck hair.¡± ¡°Really¡ it sounds suspicious¡ there¡¯s a rumor that the hero proposed to a little girl.¡± ¡°T-there¡¯s a reason for¡ no, it¡¯s nothing.¡± Nn? So there was a reason? ¡ ¡ Perhaps, did Haku-san tell him to feel around and investigate the rtionship between me and Rokuko? That¡¯d exin his slightly strained conduct. That he confessed so calmly, that he said he wouldn¡¯t leave Rokuko here, and that he broke my table. Right, this hero was under Haku-san¡¯s control. It just doesn¡¯t look like it. He¡¯s probably here to find a reason to bring Rokuko to the imperial capital. Her reception¡ well, I can picture Haku-san rolling out the red carpet. With a house of sweets, making an entire room out of melon rolls with melon rolls filling the room. And since I have to see the hero off safely due to my promise with Haku-san, I can¡¯t afford to start a fight with him. Was his training for this purpose? Alright, let¡¯s repel him. However, not by injuring him. ¡°Understood. Then shall we have a match?¡± ¡°Huh? A match? ¡ A match!¡± Hero Wataru took the bait. ¡°As you wish, I ept! Well, naturally not a fight to the death, the za in front of the cave seems like a good ce, what time? I¡¯m good immediately after this though.¡± ¡°Wait wait wait. There¡¯s no way that I would challenge Hero-sama in a fight ofbat prowess, this. This.¡± I showed him a die. A generic six-sided die. ¡°A six-sided die¡ A TRPG!? No way, there are rule books too!?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t understand what you¡¯re saying, your thoughts are skipping around too much.¡± Tabletop role-ying game, TRPG for short. There¡¯s no way that exists in this world. ¡ Well, when ites to amusement, maybe I should go and poprize it? ¡°It¡¯s ordinary gambling. We¡¯ll prepare equal amount of chips and victory will be decided by struggling for them. Towers and dice, cee-lo, even cho-han are fine. Do you know the rules?¡± [1] ¡°¡ A while back, I read about them in manga. I don¡¯t know towers and dice though.¡± ¡°You roll the dice, taking the amount of chips that there are pips on the faces. You do this three times back to back, with the person with the most chips in the end winning. It¡¯s that kind of thing. In short, roll them three times, the person with the highest total of pips wins.¡± ¡°It¡¯s easy to understand. Sounds good.¡± ¡°Then, are you fine with using this for the match?¡± ¡°Yes.¡± Wataru nodded. He appeared strangely self-confident. ¡°What will we do about dice? Use the ones prepared by the inn?¡± ¡°No, I¡¯ve obtained some myself. I went to some lengths to get them after all.¡± Wataru took some dice out from his luggage. Probably spoils he picked up from our dungeon. ¡°Then, let¡¯s let these decide our victory or defeat. Lie detecting magic tools if I win¡ ah, no. Five hundred additional gold.¡± ¡°Then I will take Rokuko-san to the imperial capital if I win. And that child as well.¡± When he said ¡®that child¡¯ and nominated her, Meat red at the hero. Her eyes were saying that she¡¯d absolutely never follow him. Don¡¯t worry, I won¡¯t let him take you. And as for Rokuko¡ª ¡°Oi oi, I can¡¯t bet my employer at my own convenience. She¡¯s different from my ve.¡± ¡°Ueh!? W-what about her being your partner?¡± ¡°Huh? I think you¡¯re confusing me with someone else.¡± To thest, I¡¯ll be obstinate in saying that I¡¯m a different person than Narikin. To begin with, I can¡¯t make her the bet¡¯s wager! ¡°You just epted the match, you can¡¯t back out now.¡± ¡°Eeeh¡ª!? T-then umm, uhh¡ that child, and reducing the table reimbursement¡¡± ¡°¡ Well that¡¯s fine. I don¡¯t know how Meat is worth five hundred gold though.¡± And of course, what we were using were the crystal-type dice golems made by me, the trick dice. * ¡°And so it¡¯s my win. Thank you for the five hundred gold.¡± Competing for the one hundred chips, I won after this and that. ¡ But the hero has some strong luck, always rolling fives and sixes in the three rolls. What level of trick was that? I examined the dice midway, but it was just that he kept throwing fours, fives, and sixes. Even so, sometimes I won, sometimes I lost, purposely repeating this over and over. Losing a little, winning a lot, until I took away all of his chips. ¡°Well, you were close.¡± ¡°¡ O-one more time!¡± ¡°Ehh, can¡¯t be helped~. Then I¡¯ll double down and go for one thousand. I¡¯m fine taking installments if you can¡¯t afford it you know?¡± ¡°Guh¡ª¡ no, please wait a moment¡ I have a bad feeling about it, let¡¯s go with mutually betting one hundred gold each.¡± ¡°Understood, one hundred gold.¡± * ¡°Ah~. I lost. And it was a pretty big loss~. Unfortunately, I lost one hundred of the gold coins so you only need to pay nine hundred gold coins now. Congrattions!¡± ¡°Y-yeah.¡± Struggling for the hundred chips a second time, somehow or another it was my overwhelming defeat. ¡ As before, the hero always rolled fives and sixes in his three dice rolls. He really might be doing some kind of trick. This time, I only won one or two times so it was a major loss for me. ¡°Well our match should be satisfied with this, how about let¡¯s stop?¡± ¡°No! Please wait. I¡¯ll definitely save that child next time!¡± ¡°Eh? Then are you fine wagering fourteen hundred gold coins? She still has a gold debt so I don¡¯t want to get rid of her.¡± ¡°It¡¯s fine, let¡¯s do it!¡± * I started to feel sorry for him so let¡¯s forgive him with this. ¡°Well then, you need to pay a total of twenty-three hundred gold coins.¡± ¡°¡ ¡ Umm, didn¡¯t you cheat!? I don¡¯t know how but wasn¡¯t that obvious cheating!?¡± Hero Wataru is falsely using me. ¡°Why do you think I cheated? You supplied the dice and we both properly examined them.¡± ¡°What percent chance do you think there is for ones and sixes to mutually appear all three times!?¡± ¡°I¡¯m sure that Hero-sama always got five or above twice the previous times, what chances were that? If you think about it, you might understand my hand as well?¡± [2] ¡°¡ I have the unique skill [Super Luck: Lv 1] that I received from Kami-sama¡ to surpass that¡ ah¡ª, are you a summoned Japanese after all!?¡± So Hero Wataru had a skill like that huh¡ I wouldn¡¯t have won honestly huh. Rather, as expected of a hero to have such a cheat skill other than Trantion-san. Bad Luck-san taught me about his hand even though I didn¡¯t ask for it. [3] ¡°It¡¯s limited to only when I¡¯m protectingrades. To the extent that it¡¯s stronger than yours.¡± ¡°S-so there was that kind of mechanism.¡± I tried to say something with a deep meaning. Whaaat, I didn¡¯t fix my victory when I didn¡¯t wager Meat earlier, so I¡¯m not wrong. ¡°And weeell, that¡¯s enough, no more. You understand?¡± ¡°¡ ¡ Excuse me, as expected, twenty-three hundred gold coins is a bit¡¡± ¡°Pay it properly. You decided to wager it yourself.¡± For him to be seventeen when he was summoned, he should be twenty years old now. He¡¯s an adult by Japanese standards, so let¡¯s have him pay it punctually¡ Seeing how that would be two billion three hundred million yen, how many lifetimes will it take? Well, an S-Rank Adventurer-sama could probably earn enough to pay it off if they persevered. ¡°I¡¯m fine with installments. Pay it off with one hundred gold a month for a year and eleven months. You¡¯ll be able to pay it back before two years are over. Easy, right?¡± ¡°Ueeeh¡ if I weren¡¯t an S-Rank that would be an unreasonably absurd and huge payment n¡¡± ¡°Then I¡¯ll pardon the interest out of consideration of Haku-san. I won¡¯t even say something like to be a ve for coteral, so be thankful.¡± ¡°¡ Yes, thank you very much¡¡± I don¡¯t know how much S-Rank adventurers can earn in a month, but he just said it¡¯d be unreasonable if he weren¡¯t an S-Rank right? I¡¯ll believe you, Hero-sama. Writing up a contract as well to make sure, he would pay me one hundred gold coins per month for twenty-three months. Do your best with the S-Rankmissions that pay huge sums. If you want, I¡¯m sure Haku-san could introduce you work that pays quite a lot! ¡°Ah,e to think of it I didn¡¯t include the nuisance fees.¡± The hero¡¯s eyes teared up. Footnotes: Cee-lo is this. Cho-han is this. Can¡¯t find a link for towers and dice¡ Hand as in tactics, means, etc. Again, hand as in tactics, ability, means, etc. And ¡®Bad Luck-san¡¯? First time Kehma¡¯s used it, referring to Wataru¡¯s [Super Luck: Lv 1]. Chapter 101 The Hero and Meat Maybe two billion three hundred million yen is too much after all? I thought that while collecting the chips and dice ced on top of the table, but I decided it was fine after all when I saw the table he¡¯d destroyed. ¡ It¡¯s troublesome even using [Create Golem] to mend it, it has decoration, and it¡¯s strength is a problem too. ¡°However, that means Kehma-san thinks of her as arade, so why did you name her [Meat]?¡± Hero Wataru asked with a curious look. ¡°It was at her own request. It was the name she¡¯d had when I picked her up.¡± ¡°But even so, that name has such an obscene meaning¡¡± ¡°Nn? At worst doesn¡¯t it just mean [Meat Shield] or [Meat Wall]? That¡¯s what I was told at least.¡± When I said that, the hero struck his palm with a fist, making a small p sound. ¡°Aaah¡ I see, I thought something was off. That¡¯s normally for male adventurers. This child, since she¡¯s so small, it¡¯s seen as an absolutely different meaning you know? Well, the ng is really different depending on the region though¡¡± Fumu? That so? ¡°Then I want to confirm, what does [Meat] mean?¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama, [Meat] means tool. Mainly as wall or shield.¡± Meat answered even though I asked the hero. Yep, I¡¯ll ask Ichikater too. ¡°¡ ¡ Ah, umm¡ even though that¡¯s not wrong¡ But that¡¯s when it¡¯s applied to men, for women it¡¯s usually¡ª¡± ¡°Wa¡ª! Wa¡ª! You hero¡ª! If you, to Goshujin-sama¡ª! I¡¯ll be your opponent¡ª!¡± Meat with the interception! The hero is shot down! Hey, oi! ¡°Meat? Could you quiet down for a moment?¡± ¡°¡ ¡¡± Meat slumped forward, looking as though she lost her energy. It¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve heard Meat use that loud of a voice. In other words, Meat knows the meaning that the hero is trying to say. And that it looks like she doesn¡¯t want me to know it. ¡°Hey¡ perhaps, is the meaning really bad?¡± ¡°It¡¯s not a mistake to say it means tool either. However, with a sexual meaning attached to it.¡± ¡ I looked at Meat. As for her, she was showing her usual expression, but herplexion had reddened, and while tearing up, trembled as though she were ashamed. Why did you want to keep the name if it was that shameful!? ¡°So, that meaning is generally the most famous. Of course, the sexual meaning.¡± ¡°Oi, Meat?¡± This time, Meat trembled with a start, paling. ¡°Meat, go to my room with Ichika. We have some talking to do.¡± ¡°Y-yes.¡± Meat seemed to be considerably afraid with her ears and tailcking any energy as she went to get Ichika. Seeing it all happen, the hero asked me timidly. ¡°¡ Umm, what are you nning on doing?¡± ¡°I¡¯ll definitely scold them. And have them write written apologies, and punish them.¡± ¡°Ah, that¡¯s really gentle. I¡¯m relieved you didn¡¯t say something like you¡¯d kill or sell them.¡± There¡¯s no way I could do something like that. Meat and Ichika are both indispensable existences for the dungeon. Well, I should probably make their punishment more or less severe, but I don¡¯t want to interfere with their schedules. ¡°Yeah. And maybe you should give her a new name.¡± ¡°Maybe.¡± Though I said that, it¡¯s a name that she persisted in keeping the meaning of from me, her Goshujin-sama. I don¡¯t know why she would want to, but she likes it. It¡¯s troublesome for me to change Meat¡¯s name at this point too, but¡ I don¡¯t intend to use her as a [Sex Tool] either¡ Aaah it¡¯s already getting annoying. Maybe I could give her a proper family name? Then I could just call her with that in front of people. For now, I have the hero owing me the huge debt of twenty-three hundred gold coins. Me being Japanese? I kept avoiding his suspicions and sessfully left the hero¡¯s room. For that broken table, let¡¯s have a maid golem move itter. Maybe I¡¯ll give it to Kinue-san? * Then, when I returned to my room, there were two people below my line of sight. Yep, Meat and Ichika were dogeza¡¯ing. The two are doing beautiful dogezas. ¡°S-sorry, Goshujin-sama¡¡± ¡°I¡¯m soooo sooooorry~~~~!!!¡± ¡°Alright, how about you guys raise your heads? For now let¡¯s hear why you guys did something like that.¡± Even when I said that, Meat kept her head down. It couldn¡¯t be helped so I decided to hear about it from Ichika, who raised her head while desperately forcing a smile. ¡°Well it¡¯s~, un. I knew [Meat]¡¯s meanin¡¯. I knew it. But, it¡¯s a bad meanin¡¯ to say. Hey, you wanna make a woman say somethin¡¯ like that? It¡¯s embarrassin¡¯ yah? Umm, I was also called [Meat] where I was before~¡± ¡°However, couldn¡¯t you have pointed it out?¡± ¡°¡ I mean I thought Goshujin-sama would¡¯ve guessed it y¡¯know? Hey, ya bring Meat-senpai in every day¡ I thought ya definitely would¡¯ve known the meanin¡¯.¡± Uu, that¡¯s my bad. I¡¯m just using her as a hug pillow, but I definitely bring her into my room. After that, Meat looked up timidly and answered. ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama definitely hasn¡¯t made a mistake. That¡¯s why, I¡¯ll do my best as Meat, and¡¡± ¡°Then why did you try to keep the hero from telling me what [Meat] means?¡± ¡°¡ Huh? W-why¡?¡± Meat answered it with that; it looked like she seriously didn¡¯t know. It looks like even she doesn¡¯t know why she didn¡¯t want him to. It feels like a child lying to cover up their mistake. Wait¡ I forgot since she¡¯s able to do just about everything, but Meat is still a child. ¡°Aah, right. It¡¯s probably that, a beastkin¡¯s instincts. Beastkin value their names a lot, she may¡¯ve thought it¡¯d be bad if he said somethin¡¯. And that ya¡¯d throw her away if it got exposed, so her body moved immediately, or somethin¡¯?¡± ¡°Ah, so that was the reason.¡± With Ichika¡¯s exnation, I agreed. ¡ I didn¡¯t intend to be hostile about it, so it¡¯s probably fine. I¡¯d go into shock if she bore a grudge against me because of this. I don¡¯t have the courage to use someone with that as a hug pillow. ¡°First of all, I don¡¯t n on abandoning you. Keep working hard, the same as always.¡± When I said that while stroking Meat¡¯s head, she looked a little relived. ¡°It¡¯s alright. After all, I¡¯m human. I don¡¯t know what I don¡¯t know, I can make mistakes too. Say something if you notice. Alright?¡± ¡°¡ Yes.¡± ¡°Got it. Then next time I¡¯ll say it without holdin¡¯ it back.¡± ¡°Then I¡¯ll forgive it this time¡ I¡¯m still punishing you both though.¡± It¡¯s that. Compulsory loose socks OR knee-highs should be fine. Of course, those socks will be prohibited from having [Cleanup] used on them for two, no three days. Furthermore, loafers while they¡¯re working. Let¡¯s let them use sneakers when they¡¯re doing physical training. Kukuku, this is a tremendous punishment if I do say so myself. Only fellowrades (foot fetishists) will understand how tremendous it is though. And well for around a month,pulsory stepping massages and a ban on gambling. And the quality of their meals will drop to this world¡¯s standard, that should work. Chapter 102 Extra: The Hero and Gozoh Wataru Nishimi was a hero. However, even to a hero, a debt of twenty-three hundred gold coins is a bit¡ no, is fairly¡ no, is really painful. And because of that, he stopped using the suite, as well as lowered the rank of his meals. Although inn fees were provided by Haku, he decided that to set it aside for the payments since it couldn¡¯t be helped. Wataru moved into a normal room, but it wasn¡¯t particrly troubling either. Rather, the futon was considerablyfortable. He felt that it¡¯d be fine even if he just stayed in one of them from the start next time he came. Moreover, he could enter the onsen however many times he wanted, as well as use the game room. He¡¯d want toe and stay at the onsen inn even if there weren¡¯t a dungeon. ¡°¡ But this debt is horrible huh¡ haah¡¡± Wataru sighed while eating cream stew in the dining room. ¡°Oh? What¡¯s wrong, Pudding An-chan?¡± ¡°Ah, thanks¡ umm, Dwarf-san?¡± ¡°It¡¯s Gozoh. Thanks for the pudding yesterday. So, what¡¯s with the sighing?¡± ¡°Ah, I¡¯m Wataru. And well, it¡¯s just¡ I have a bit of a debt.¡± Wataru gave a smallugh as though to lie to himself. ¡°Haah, so that¡¯s it? Something serious happened right after that yesterday huh. After you brought Kehma to the room? What happened?¡± ¡°Well, it was just something with this. Saying that, he showed him the dice. ¡°I was just a little self-confident.¡± ¡°Be careful, gambling can destroy your body you know? That receptionist, that Ichika girl? She fell into very after umting debt from gambling. She looks pretty happy now though¡ actually, today it looks like she¡¯s seeing the end of the world for some reason.¡± ¡°Ahaha, I¡¯ll take care.¡± Wataru smiled wryly, figuring that her name sounded familiar, and it that was probably because of her punishment. ¡°Let¡¯s see, in debt to Kehma? I haven¡¯t seen that guy gambling at all, but¡ between you and me, my rtions with Kehma are good. I could tell him you need to wait a little to pay if you need.¡± ¡°Haha, thank you for that¡ Kehma-san said that my installments will be interest free, so well it¡¯s alright.¡± ¡°Ah is that so? It¡¯s all good then.¡± While saying that, Gozoh drank another swig of alcohol from his y decanter. ¡°Wait, is that alcohol? I heard that this inn didn¡¯t deal in alcohol though?¡± ¡°Yeah, I brought it. I traded for it directly with a merchant, they overlook it since I just bring in what I buy for myself¡ Want to drink some? You gave me that pudding yesterday.¡± ¡°Itadakimasu.¡± To tell the truth, Wataru hadn¡¯t drank alcohol before. Summoned to this world at the age of seventeen, he continued with his Japanese customs even here and didn¡¯t drink or use tobo until the age of twenty. And now that he thought about it, he was already twenty. Though he was already at the age he could drink, there hadn¡¯t been any chances. Wataru epted the y decanter from Gozoh and suddenly drank it. ¡ The alcohol had an amazingly intense vor. However, Wataru didn¡¯t think he disliked that. ¡°Hooh, you¡¯re a good drinker.¡± ¡°That¡¯s the first time I drank alcohol, but I think I like it.¡± ¡°First time? Fumu, then you¡¯re a natural. Well, drink up, I have others.¡± ¡°¡ Then I¡¯ll ept your offer. Itadakimasu.¡± ¡°Aye, you should drink alcohol even if something bad happens.¡± Gozoh took out another y decanter he brought in with him and drank as well. While the two were drinking, Gozoh¡¯spanion, Roppu, came along. Although Gozoh was a dwarf, Roppu was a human woman. ¡°Oh, you¡¯re drinking! And you, I haven¡¯t seen your face, Neer-san?¡± ¡°Ah, I¡¯m Wataru Nishimi. A hero.¡± ¡°Heeh, you were a hero huh.¡± ¡°Hero!? Isn¡¯t that S-Rank? Eeh, amazing, wait you were drinking with him without knowing that? ¡ Let me in!¡± And so, Roppu began drinking alcohol with them. Luckily or not, no one stopped them. ¡°Eeeh, twenty three hundred!? You racked up a huge amount.¡± ¡°Ye~ah~. Kehma-san, he¡¯s a demon! A devil! Kehma-san is!¡± ¡°Oi oi, that¡¯s rude. A demon or devil would¡¯ve let him go with around fifty gold!¡± ¡°Uu, half a year of hard work¡¡± ¡°Eeh, you can pay it? S-Rank is amazing~¡± ¡°I could get it in a single month if I got serious though! I won¡¯t do it since it¡¯d cause a grudge though.¡± ¡°Riiight, it¡¯s better to stop before causing one of those~. Well, drink up, drink up. Today¡¯s on me!¡± ¡°Itadakimaaasu!¡± Wataru continued drinking whatever alcohol Gozoh took out. ¡°Hey heeeey, Wataru-kun. What did you do to Kehma-san? I don¡¯t think twenty-three hundred gold is normal.¡± ¡°Weeell, it was a bit of a misunderstanding¡ you know that dog eared child serving tables here yesterday? That child.¡± ¡°Yeah, that Jou-chan huh¡ Wataru did something bad then?¡± ¡°Hahaha, yeah¡ thinking that tiny girl was having a hard time¡ didn¡¯t I have to save her if I could? As a man.¡± ¡°Wooaah~, Wataru-kun is cool~¡ but it¡¯s useless you know? ves are a person¡¯s property. And besides, that child¡¯s madly in love with Kehma-san, she¡¯s not dissatisfied with her current position at all!¡± ¡°Looks like it huh¡ haaah, doing something unnecessary for a twenty-three hundred gold coin debt¡ twenty-three million rion huh¡¡± [1] ¡°Alright, drink up. Today¡¯s my treat, there¡¯s still alcohol!¡± ¡°Itadakimaaaasu!¡± He left it all to Gozoh and drank the alcohol Gozoh took out with vigor. With a burp, he sat the y decanter he¡¯d emptied onto the table. ¡°Hey Gozoh, it¡¯s not too early to go to Kantra¡¯s ce you know? He said there¡¯s still alcohol at the smithy¡¯s spot you know? And it¡¯s fine even if we make more noise there you know?¡± ¡°Oooh, right, Roppu, you¡¯re a genius! Oooi, Kinue-san, bring some snacks! Drink this Wataru, follow me!¡± ¡°I¡¯ming, Gozoh-san!¡± ¡°Ah, Kinue-san. The bill. Can you bring it?¡± ¡°Yes, certainly. I¡¯ll have Rei bring it all. Are deep-fried potatoes alright?¡± ¡°I want those soft and ky fried things!¡± In this way, they hit it off with Wataru spewing hisints. However, as for them bingrades that would travel the world under the name of [Team Bhus], that is a story for another day. [2] Furthermore, [Team Bhus]¡¯ main directive was to [Drink All of the Delicious Alcohol From Around the World]. * ¡°Mmm~, so alcohol was such a delicious thing~¡± The next day, Wataru woke up feeling refreshed, not even having a hangover. He didn¡¯t know if it was in his original nature, or perhaps because of a hero¡¯s abilities. However, he was able to enjoy alcohol without needing to worry about how he¡¯d feel the next day. That would be good to do from then on. Since he¡¯d nned on going to the dungeon [Cave of Desires] today, he would have had to change his ns if he¡¯d had a hangover. And since he¡¯d need to leave soon, this might be the final day that he could properly look through the dungeon. So he intended to go as far in as he could today. ¡°¡ Guess it¡¯s time?¡± Wataru, equipped with his skills as a hero, went into the dungeon. Footnotes: I have no idea what rion is either. This is the first time it¡¯s appeared so far as I can recall¡? I really hope I¡¯m not being stupid here. =| ¡®£²£³£°£°Íò¥ê¥ª¥ó¤«¤¡¡¯ Bhus, also known as Dionysus, from Greek/Roman mythology. Click here for more Chapter 103 The Hero and the Dungeon Hero Wataru dove into the dungeon. Passing through the first floor with ease, he entered thebyrinth area. Although the usual pattern for here was to search and explore, today he passed through thebyrinth area farther inside, making his way to the riddle area. ¡°Now then, the unexplored area¡¯s after this huh¡ Gotta focus from here on.¡± He wasn¡¯t speaking to anyone in particr, he just talked while looking at the door in front of him. The riddle door. Wataru leisurely solved the door, typical known as the [Gate of Wisdom]. ¡°¡ Yeah, this is arithmetic. Just need to solve it with some basic algebra.¡± ¡°I remember this from that Japanese game show, that matchstick guy. Just need to reverse the triangle.¡± ¡°Aah, this one¡¯s a famous riddle. In this world, at least. [Northern Sea].¡± ¡°¡ [Easy], I guess? This doesn¡¯t seem that hard.¡± Expressing an opinion that would earn him a headbutt if Haku heard him, he made his way to the spiral staircase area. Beyond this point, nothing had been reported to the guild at all. Although Wataru thought that Kehma probably had some information as the person who had delved the deepest into the dungeon, it would¡¯ve been hard for him to ask due to his debt. As something that gave one an advantage, information in this world was to be concealed. And that if he¡¯d asked for information, his debt would continue increasing. Of course, that included information on how to deal with parts of a dungeon. As an exception, information about traps that would be particrly dangerous for adventurers who didn¡¯t know about them¡ªcing the magic sword back into the pedestal in the [Avarice Trap] for example¡ªwould be purchased by the guild to be used asmon knowledge. As for the adventurers who still died to those traps, the guild just viewed them as unfortunate losses. ¡°¡ So there¡¯s a hole in the middle? Wonder if it¡¯d be faster to jump down from here?¡± He thought that when he saw the hole¡ but seeing as he¡¯d likely wind up with fractures even if hended skillfully, although the idea crossed his mind, Wataru discarded the thought of jumping down. While paying careful attention to the steps, he descended the spiral staircase step by step. ¡ On the way down, a wall projected outwards. ¡°Whoops, that was dangerous.¡± For Wataru, it wasn¡¯t dangerous. He evaded the suddenly projected wall so as to not fall. ¡°I probably would¡¯ve fell if I was any slower huh.¡± He finally noticed the point of there being a hole down the center of the staircase. Then again, there wasn¡¯t much meaning in him realizing it either though. When he finished descending the spiral staircase, there was an area that strikingly resembled some man-made ruins. It was as though there was something dividing the areas. He entered the near room while confirming that there were no traps. ¡°Oh, a treasure chest! Fufufu, I wonder what¡¯s in it? Maybe it¡¯s some manga magazine~¡± Wataru, someone from another world, hoped there would be some Japanese item inside the chest. However, it just had a sword in it. Although he was a little disappointed, he saw a magic stone in it when he took a better look. It was a magic sword. ¡°Ooh,e to think of it there was some talk about being able to get magic swords here huh. Hmm, it feels like I can fill it with magical power and it feels like it¡¯ll get sharper, I think? Well, it¡¯ll go towards repaying my debt¡ Would¡¯ve preferred something from Japan though¡¡± Magic swords that improved their sharpness were, among magic swords, located in the lower rank. High rank ones had magic effects. In the case of the magic sword he currently had, by being at the level of being purchasable with several gold coins, it was a third-rate piece of equipment for an S-Rank adventurer hero. As for C-Ranks, they would go into a frenzy for equipment at that level. While defeating the iron golems that constantly appeared on his way, he found even more magic swords in the other rooms. All of them were sharpness improving magic swords. Although he stored the magic swords together with the iron golem corpses with his [Storage] magic, he was slowly reaching his full capacity. ¡°Maybe it would¡¯ve been better toe after getting rid of some stuff¡ No no, I had to perfectly prepare since I¡¯m travelling alone, can¡¯t be helped, can¡¯t be helped.¡± Collecting twenty magic swords somehow or another, he found the stairway to continue going down. Although he felt that it was [Still Safe], he didn¡¯t think that he [Still Had Room]. When the timees, he¡¯d probably discard the iron golem corpses for room. Thinking that, Wataru decided to take a look at the next floor for now. * I¡¯ve been going a little easy on him, but doesn¡¯t it feel like he¡¯s progressing just a bit too easily through the dungeon? However, I can¡¯t use my never-before-seen lethal traps on him because Haku-san asked me to keep him alive. We¡¯re only able to repel him with monsters, but we¡¯re just losing out since he¡¯s so strong. How the heck is he slicing my iron golems in two with simple strikes of his sword, oi. Because of that, we adopted the strategy of giving him a ton of treasures so that he¡¯d hurry up and leave. ¡°There¡¯s a lot of magic swords today aren¡¯t there?¡± ¡°Yeah. Since someone finally made it to the warehouse area, let¡¯s use the opportunity for some advertisement.¡± If it¡¯s the level of magic swords we¡¯re showing off this time, high-ranking adventurers probably won¡¯te. ¡°The iron golem corpses are slowly filling up his [Storage]¡ wait, eh? Did I make a passage there?¡± When I looked to see how Wataru was doing, he was working on going down stairs that I don¡¯t remember making¡ That isn¡¯t the prison area, right? The heck are those stairs? ¡°Eh? I made those you know¡ wait, right! I forgot since the hero arrived, but I made a dungeon!¡± Oh right, Ipletely forgot about that. Come to think of it, Rokuko did make a dungeon, didn¡¯t she. ¡°¡ So, what kind of dungeon did you make?¡± ¡°Fufun, well, take a look! It¡¯s super ground-breaking! Please see what I made, it won¡¯t lose to Kehma¡¯s ideas!¡± That sounds good, let¡¯s watch this hero¡¯s strategy for capturing it. * ¡°¡ Hey, it¡¯s suddenly way different.¡± When he descended the stairs, there was a pool of magma. The heat that gathered seemed to burn his skin. In the sea of magma, there was a path dotted by stepping stones to be used as footholds. Even magic tool footwear would burnt up if someone lost their footing. ¡°There was that hot spring, so maybe this is something like a volcano¡ A natural sauna, I guess?¡± In truth, this couldn¡¯t be a sauna. The magma was hot enough to melt even bone, but it wasn¡¯t much of a threat to Wataru, a hero. Using his magical power, he produced a barrier that stretched around him like a membrane. With that, even if the stepping stones copsed and he was submerged inva, it shouldst around thirty seconds. Even so, since it consumed so much magical power, he slowly advanced, checking his footing step by step. ¡°Piii¡ª!¡± ¡°Hm?¡± He heard a bird¡¯s cry. When he looked, he saw a small white bird flying towards him like a dart. With a bang, he took out his sword to stop it, causing it to ng as it got hit. Knocking against his solid sword, the bird fell into the magma with a plop. ¡°What kind of bird was that?¡± Though he was a little worried about it, the small bird that fell into the magma was already on fire. While not minding it too much, he just noticed there weren¡¯t any golems on this floor. He looked around him once again, searching for the presence of monsters. Anyhow, he didn¡¯t feel the presence of any other than that small bird that would¡¯ve gone great in yakitori. However, it was true that he wouldn¡¯t be able to notice golems that werepletely unmoving. ¡°¡ Guess I¡¯ll go on?¡± Then, when Wataru moved his foot, something hit his back and he received a light impact. ¡°Uoooh!? ¡ T-that was dangerous!¡± He almost lost his footing, but he held out. Looking around, he saw the small and still-burning bird pping its wings. ¡°A fire bird¡ phoenix! Right, it wasn¡¯t because of the magma, it was on fire from the start!¡± ¡°Pi!¡± The small bird hurled itself forward once again¡. although it was a phoenix, for surprise attacks, they stopped working once they were figured out. While thinking he saw something rare, Wataru cut down the phoenix. ¡°Pikya¡ª!¡± The phoenix cried as it was cut down, wrapping itself in me¡ However, a few secondster, the phoenix revived and attacked him again. Reviving faster than he thought it would, Wataru cut it down yet again. However, again and again and again, the phoenix kept reviving and attacking him. Even though it was very weak, its revival cooldown time was quick, so it looked like there was no point in attempting to defeat it, however¡ª ¡°Ah! But couldn¡¯t it be some great raw materials!? Come to think of it, Kantra-san said that he wanted rare fire-type materials huh! Booyah!¡± ¡°Pikiii!?¡± ¡ªProbably because it felt something dangerous, the phoenix ran from Wataru. ¡°My my, saved from cleverness.¡± Wataru let out a small mutter. As a matter of fact, he didn¡¯t know how to retrieve the raw materials from a phoenix that would just burn away the moment it dies, so he wouldn¡¯t have been able to do much either way. Deciding toe back and examine it next time, he put the thought in the corner of his mind and decided to continue advancing onward. On the way, a foothold suddenly copsed, but he somehow or another managed to make it to the interior. There, there was a door. When he threw his body¡¯s strength against it, the door opened and he saw a cave filled with heat like what he¡¯d just went through. Although its magma didn¡¯t overflow, he was able to see red lizards and magma slimes appear. Apparently, the real thing started here. Chapter 104 The Hero and [me Cavern] I was troubled. ¡°What? This is ground breaking!¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t it too remarkable though, like an explosion?¡± ¡°Why!?¡± The dungeon that Rokuko made was the footholds made on the magma sea. However, that by itself wouldn¡¯t be a problem. Added to that, even adding the one monster, Feni the phoenix, it was still alright. The problem came after that. That is, it connected to something out of our dungeon¡ª[me Cavern]. Probably around its fifteenth floor. ¡°¡ Why is it connected to [me Cavern]!?¡± ¡°It¡¯s convenient to let Feni go out and y you know? I properly asked Redra about it first you know?¡± ¡°At least you got permission.¡± Then again, they probably would have noticed and said something if she didn¡¯t get permission. ¡°¡ So why is Feni the only monster?¡± ¡°Because that floor is for Feni. And this way I save more DP to use on summoning a dragon for the next floor!¡± Somehow or another it looks like Rokuko¡¯s dungeon is for her pet¡¯s private use¡ I guess that¡¯s fine? Just then, a message came from Ontentoo saying he wanted to meet. I have a bad feeling about it, but it¡¯s not like I won¡¯t go. Grah. ¡°Alright Rokuko. Are you ready to apologize?¡± ¡°In that case I¡¯ll dogene! I¡¯ll prepare the futon!¡± That¡¯s no good, Rokuko. Don¡¯t do something like that so quickly. * ¡°Oi, Kehmaaa!? What¡¯s the meaning of this!?¡± When we met, the smander Ontentoo shouted with a forceful bellow. His reptilian face looks like its ring at me harshly. ¡°I feel like I understand what you want to say, but for now let¡¯s assume I don¡¯t¡ What do you mean?¡± ¡°You sent the god¡¯s vanguard into my dungeon, that¡¯s what! Is this a deration of war!? Answer me!¡± ¡°It was an ident. Sorry.¡± ¡°Oh, it was an ident? That¡¯s fine then.¡± Are you sure? Oi. ¡°I know I¡¯m the one saying it, but is it alright?¡± ¡°Huh? Yeah, it¡¯s fine, the god¡¯s vanguard is moving towards the exit right now.¡± [1] As the hero himself intended to advance further and further into the depths of the dungeon, it looked like he was heading towards [me Cavern]¡¯s entrance, which was its exit. Ontentoo seemed to be letting him go outside as is and just ignore the boss room. ¡°Kehma and No. 112 are narrow-minded huuuh. Right, Redra?¡± ¡°No, Rokuko!? It¡¯s dangerous even for this one fighting all out against god¡¯s vanguard as an opponent you know!?¡± In addition, Rokuko and the red dragon Redra (human form) were sitting on good terms with each other in seiza on the stone floor. No, they were made to. By me. ¡°Kehma? What were you thinking by connecting to my dungeon?¡± ¡°Please ask Rokuko. Or rather, it looks like you didn¡¯t approve it either, Ontentoo?¡± ¡°Redra did it without my permission¡ Comrades in hardships eh?¡± Although the reason is that I left it all to Rokuko, Ontentoo couldn¡¯t defy Redra who was his master. Thinking about that, Ontentoo must have a hard time. Even with their dungeon of fifty-one floors, it looks like the dungeon master redecorated in secret and he only just now realized it when the hero invaded. ¡°This one discussed wanting to connect dungeons with Rokuko!¡± ¡°It¡¯s convenient for bringing Feni along to y right? Also for me ying with Redra!¡± ¡°¡ Rather, Rokuko, Redra. When did you two get on such good terms?¡± ¡°When Kehma was sleeping.¡± ¡°Rokuko and Fenie over to y a lot! This one has free time since adventurers usually don¡¯t make it to the bottom floor!¡± Yeah, it is a fifty-one floor dungeon after all¡ I could probably sleep peacefully for life if I made ours that deep. I sleep a lot even now though. ¡°Rather Kehma! You care for Rokuko properly! Learn from this one¡¯s husband!¡± ¡°Yeah yeah! ¡ Wait, Redra!? Don¡¯t say it as if I-I¡¯m like Kehma¡¯s w-w-wife¡ª!¡± For now, noment. ¡°So, what now?¡± ¡°Ah, well, how about blocking the door?¡± ¡°Hmm? Isn¡¯t it fine to leave it? It¡¯s camouged on a rock surface on our side so it¡¯ll just be guysing from your side.¡± Hmm? So in other words it¡¯ll just be a thing that adventurers that came in from our side can leave through? ¡°In other words, the guys that get lost at your dungeon will get dealt with somehow by us, how ¡¯bout some thanks?¡± ¡°Hahaha, then isn¡¯t that just us losing ie? Ours is also camouged, I just decided to get rid of that unmanageable god¡¯s vanguard guy, thanks for that~. I might send god¡¯s vanguard there again though!¡± While mutually giving feints, for now we decided to just keep our dungeons connected and camouge the opening. And we decided on Rokuko and Redra¡¯s punishments. * Hero Wataru looked about restlessly. ¡°¡ ¡ Light¡? Huh, the exit? Huh?¡± Continuing walking outside of the dungeon, he looked around. Apparently, he was at the top of Tsuia Mountain. Sia was a little ways away, and he saw the inn near [Cave of Desires], [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion]. There was a forest between him and it, and he still had to descend as well, but it was possible to return more or less easily with a hero¡¯s leg strength. ¡°It doesn¡¯t look like an illusion. Is this really the outside¡? The heck is going on, was there another entrance? Should I return for a moment and report it to the guild¡?¡± With that, he walked down the mountain towards the inn. Running down the mountain¡¯s face, he instantly knew the direction to go. Coming out of the forest that was between them, he returned from above to [Cave of Desires]. Right then, Gozoh was drinking alcohol in Kantra¡¯s smithy. ¡°He¡¯s still drinking?¡± While a little astonished, Wataru decided to join in afterwards. ¡°Oh? If it isn¡¯t Wataru. Didn¡¯t you head into the dungeon? Why¡¯d youe from on the mountain?¡± ¡°Ah, Gozoh-san. There¡¯s¡ an entrance on top of the mountain.¡± ¡°On the summit? ¡ You said you were an S-Rank, but that ce is definitely a dungeon called [me Cavern] you know?¡± ¡°[me Cavern]? Is it different from [Cave of Desires]?¡± ¡°It should be a different dungeon, but¡ well, there are lots of things about dungeons I don¡¯t know, so it might be something unusual.¡± ¡°Are there no precedents?¡± ¡°No, there¡¯re examples of fellow dungeons being near each other. A famous example is the imperial capital¡¯s [White Labyrinth], the [White Cave] is nearby it and touches a part of it.¡± Hearing about it from Gozoh, Wataru remembered hearing about something like that. ¡°How far¡¯d you get in there?¡± ¡°Ah, into the unexplored area. I don¡¯t know when it [me Cavern] started though¡¡± ¡°Ooh, that¡¯s amazing! As expected of S-Rank! ¡ Was there any alcohol?¡± ¡°Unfortunately not. Ah, but I did get magic swords.¡± ¡°Hooh, I¡¯m envious.¡± ¡°Come to think of it, didn¡¯t Kantra-san say he was studying magic swords? How about I give him one? I got twenty of them.¡± ¡°Twenty!? That¡¯s insane! Oooi, Kantra! Wataru is going to give you a magic sword! Today we¡¯ll drink as thanks!¡± ¡°Ooh, drinking alcohol today too!¡± Many gulps echoed from Wataru¡¯s throat. Footnotes: This note is ced pretty haphazardly, but I would just like to state again that Ontentoo talks like a yakuza, dragging out his vowels all delinquent-like. Sorry, but I¡¯ve yet to figure out a good way to represent this in English. Chapter 105 The Hero¡¯s Repatriation After reporting to the guild, he decided to sell all of the magic swords through the guild to pay off his debt. ¡°¡ªBecause of that, I appear to have left from [me Cavern]. Well, here are some magic swords. There are neen of them, I had one more of them at the same quality, but I gifted it to Kantra-san. I would like to sell the rest through the guild.¡± ¡°¡ Yes, certainly.¡± With the magic swords lined up, the contents of Wataru¡¯s report were exhrating. That he had went through the unexplored area, that [Cave of Desires] was connected to [me Cavern]¡ªa dungeon also in Tsuia Mountain¡ªat an unknown location, and that he had retrieved as many as twenty magic swords. They were all wonderful results. ¡°Well, how much will you purchase the information for?¡± ¡°The market price for that is twenty silver coins. Would you like to auction off the magic swords?¡± ¡°¡ Twenty all at once sounds like it would copse the price doesn¡¯t it. Let¡¯s go with ten. I¡¯ll sell nine to the guild for two gold coins each, so please sell themter. Ah, could I get it in cash if possible?¡± That would be eighteen gold, and adding the auction¡¯s sales to that it would probably be close to forty gold. ¡ It was probably a small amount rtive to his twenty-three hundred gold debt, but it could be thought of as an ie of forty million yen. From Wataru¡¯s viewpoint, it wasn¡¯t too bad thinking about it like that. For that night he would be having a drinking bout with Kantra and the others, so he decided to return to the empire the next day. The details of the drinking bout will be omitted. It was good alcohol, none was left over by the end. ¡°Alright, now to greet Rokuko-san and them.¡± He headed to the inn¡¯s reception¡ Sitting there was the mage girl that he¡¯d gotten on good terms with, Nerune. ¡°Whaaaa~, you¡¯re already returning~!? Uuu, I wanted to ask more about magic~¡± Hahaha, I¡¯lle again. Is Rokuko-san here?¡± ¡°Ah, yes~. I¡¯ll get her~¡± Nerune went to go get Rokuko, so he waited for a while. And then Rokuko arrived in high spirits. ¡°You¡¯re going back? Say hi to Ane-sama for me.¡± ¡°Alright, well, was I able to help?¡± ¡°Nn, yeah! Thanks to you I¡¯ll get a ring from my partner!¡± There was a certain pact between Wataru and Rokuko. That is, when Wataru wanted Rokuko to be his partner, some things were said. ¡«¡«¡« [¡ Would you be my partner?] [Eh, no way. I already have a partner.] From Rokuko¡¯s reaction, Wataru noticed that his question could have been taken as a confession. He quickly corrected that. [¡ Ah! No, sorry. I meant as in a study partner. Not the meaning as in a couple or lover or anything.] [¡ Un? That so? Well okay.] [Please be my cooperator in researching returning to Japan! Those clothes, I just noticed them now, but they have nylon in them right!?] [Nayon? What¡¯s that?] [It¡¯s synthetic material made from petroleum! ¡ This world hasn¡¯t ever seen thebination of nylon with cloth, so why¡!?] [Ah, this dress? My partner obtained it from the dungeon you know. Fufun, isn¡¯t it wonderful?] Right, the Hero Wataru saw through the looks of the material as something that existed in Japan with his insight. His eyes moved instinctively, but his reaction was only towards the nylon cloth. It definitely wasn¡¯t like he wanted to look at Rokuko¡¯s bottom. He just only looked at her bottom since her hair was blocking the rest. [Yeah, it suits you well¡ Hmmm, I wonder if I could get some nylon cloth too? I heard the rumors, but it¡¯s amazing¡ I¡¯d also like Rokuko-san¡¯s Partner-san to be my researchpanion. Is he an excellent adventurer after all?] [¡ Yeah, he is, he¡¯s the person to have gone the deepest into the dungeon after all. He got a massage chair from the dungeon too.] [Ooh, that¡¯s¡!] He wanted to take it apart and look inside. When he saw it¡ª [No way. It¡¯s valuable.] Rokuko stopped it. He seemed to have voiced his desire. [Mumu, then maybe your Partner-san could teach me about the dungeon¡ maybe I could hear something about it?] [Nnn, right. I¡¯m fine preparing a ce to talk, but there needs to be an advantage for me!] [Hmm, then how about I treat you to a meal? The five gold coin one.] [It¡¯s my goods, I could eat it whenever I want even if I weren¡¯t treated to it.] ¡®Oh right~,¡¯ Wataru thought. He wondered if there wasn¡¯t some kind of bargaining chip he could use against this person he¡¯d just met. He couldn¡¯t think of anything. [¡ Then, maybe there are some of Rokuko-san¡¯s worries I could deal with?] [Worries? Hmm, I can¡¯t think of any¡] [Umm, maybe some problem with your daily life with your partner?] Wataru spoke in desperation, but Rokuko happened to think of something. [Right, then I want to get on better terms with my partner so be my stalking horse!] [1] [It¡¯ll definitely lure him out for a meal if I say that Hero-sama confessed to me!] [Eh, w-what!?] [I¡¯ll go tell him then!] ¡«¡«¡« ¡ And that is what was said. As a result of Wataru confessing to Rokuko, a few days ago he¡¯d told them about his unrequited love story. He ended by futilely trying to indirectly appeal with, [Because I distrust women, I really can¡¯t confess to women], but in the end he was cautious of him and wasn¡¯t able to hear anything satisfactory. ¡°¡ But now I have a twenty-three hundred gold coin debt.¡± ¡°Eh? That has nothing to do with me you know?¡± ¡°¡ Yeah.¡± Rokuko was definitely unrted to it. Even if Narikin zeroing in on him was due to confessing to Rokuko, Kehma was another person so it was something else entirely. ¡°Ah, It¡¯s fine if you pay your debt through Haku Ane-sama you know?¡± ¡°I want to see Nerune-san and Gozoh-san and them, so I¡¯lle back. I can¡¯t trouble Haku-sama with that.¡± ¡®Even though it¡¯s good if you don¡¯t reallye back,¡¯ Rokuko muttered. ¡°Well then, see you.¡± ¡°Say hello to Haku Ane-sama.¡± And thus, Hero Wataru left for the imperial capital. Furthermore, he honestly reported the details to Haku, so she decided that he would be sent to work practically till the point of death despite being an S-Rank adventurer, but that was another story. Footnotes: This is¡ not something I¡¯ve heard of before. In short, a person who pretends to do something in order to incite a desired oue. Chapter 106 Meat¡¯s Name and Making the Ring In the end, it appears that it was decided that [Cave of Desires] was a derivation from [me Cavern] through Hero Wataru¡¯s report. Before heading to Wakoku, he¡¯ll be returning to the imperial capital for a while to do several jobs in order to pay back his debt. Taking the asion to gather, he made a promise with Gozoh and Roppu to go to Wakoku together with them. [No more drinking until I repay my debt!] He said that, but can he really keep it up¡? Definitely something to worry about. Then again, Haku-san would probably just shoulder his debt if he¡¯ste on payments so it¡¯s no problem for us really. ¡°Weeell, the hero¡¯s heading back, looks like we can go back to being carefree.¡± ¡°Kehma, even without the hero here you shouldn¡¯t be that carefree¡¡± I looked away from Rokuko¡¯s remark¡ right,e to think of it I have to give Meat a new name huh. I just remembered. It was a good time for it, so I had brought her to the room and was using her as a hug pillow. ¡°Meat. Your name.¡± ¡°I-it¡¯s fine as is. I-I¡¯ll be a good Meat so¡¡± When I said ¡®name¡¯, Meat trembled like a puppy that someone was trying to take their important nket from. ¡°¡ Right, I¡¯ll think about that in at least five years. So for now let¡¯s think of a name.¡± [1] ¡°Heeey, what¡¯s ¡®Meat¡¯ mean anyways? I missed the chance to ask¡¡± Aah, I was going to exin it to Rokuko just there, but I¡¯m finding myself at a loss for words. ¡ I can¡¯t say something like it means sex toy. That¡¯d definitely be hard to say to this person that knows nothing. And so, I decided that I didn¡¯t hear her. ¡°Your new name is Meat ckdog. I¡¯ll call you ck outside. Sound good?¡± When I said that, Meat was surprised that I¡¯d be leaving ¡®Meat¡¯ as her name, so she blinked her eyes. In the end, I decided for it to be ckdog since she is a ck dog. It has the feeling that she¡¯ll be proud of her ck hair-ness. I¡¯m definitely not cutting corners here. Definitely not. ¡ I¡¯d asked Ichika concerning what to name her, but beastkin really do ce an extreme importance on their name, to the point that it seems more so than their life. The story is that once they learn their name, it will stick with them for life no matter what¡¯s said and done. Hearing countless examples¡ªto the extent that schoolkids would seriously say things like ¡®Will you stake your life on it?¡¯¡ªI got the impression that trying to change it was no good. In short, [It¡¯s useless even if I changed it, I wouldn¡¯t know what would happen even if I tried to forcibly do it. Or rather, it¡¯s already toote. Like a field mineid years ago.] I decided to postpone purposely blowing up the bomb. Well, when ites to having a name that describes her precisely, even if it¡¯s by instinct, ¡®ckdog¡¯ should be more or less satisfying for her¡ Yeah. I¡¯m not cutting corners at all. I¡¯m being serious. Serious I said! ¡ I just hope that Meat doesn¡¯t explode until she¡¯s an adult at least. ¡°So, let¡¯s go to the guild to try and register your new name tomorrow¡ It should take some money, but it¡¯s no problem. Even if it took gold coins. Understand?¡± ¡°Y-yes¡ª¡± Meat answered while dly wagging her tail back and forth. ¡°Heeey, so what does ¡®Meat¡¯ mean?¡± ¡°¡ Ask Ichika.¡± I decided to leave it to Ichika to exin it to Rokuko. Even though we were changing Meat¡¯s registered name with the guild, it took thirty silver coins. We were able to easily go through the procedures at the branch office though. It was cheaper than I thought it¡¯d be. * Since Rokuko had deepened her friendship with Redra while I was sleeping, I thought of something. When I sleep so much, it feels like I¡¯m useless. Well, even so I don¡¯t really mind and could just keep sleeping, but doesn¡¯t it feel like I¡¯m just a mascot? I don¡¯t want to be put in the mascot box! I don¡¯t want to be the mascot with a bad expression that gets caught between two futons like some dorayaki! [2] Thus, even though I don¡¯t really want to I decided that I would do some work. To speak urately, I would make more magic sword de golems. They¡¯re something that only I can make after all. ¡°Oh iron, be a magic sword, [Create Golem]¡ªah.¡± I made a de golem with a considerably suitable chant. The magical power consumption is curbed remarkablypared to not using a chant¡ I don¡¯t really need to bother though since it¡¯s not like I¡¯ll run out of magical power though. Even though I definitely remember feeling fatigued back when I first used the life magic [Cleanup]¡ wonder if it¡¯s something like growing up? For now let¡¯s resupply the [Treasure Chests] and make the same kind of magic swords the hero took. As for what these [Treasure Chests] are, they are boxes that replenish the items in them after a certain period of time. At a cost of 100 DP. Other than having them use DP to resupply by choosing from a list if you let it happen automatically, you can also replenish them with items chosen beforehand. Haku-san said that it¡¯s a popr item among dungeon masters that find restocking to be troublesome. I¡¯d like to make more powerful magic swords¡ªerr, golems, but I don¡¯t have a good way to¡ Even our most powerful piece, the iron golem, turned out to be useless and got sliced up by the hero. Although the hero that came this time was rtively friendly, there might be a day that a hero fully intending to crush the dungeon corees. It¡¯s probably best to upgrade its materials after thinking about it, so I took a look at the raw materials I could get with DP. ¡ Oh,e to think of it I promised Rokuko a ring huh. Let¡¯s make it before I forget. It should need just about as much needed to make a coin, so it shouldn¡¯t cost too much. And so I bought [Orichalcum (1 MM Diameter, 10 CM Length: 10,000 DP)]. Suddenly expensive! But it can¡¯t be helped, it looks great! Orichalcum has a golden tint with a silvery sheen, with a slightly rainbow-colored luster. It really does feel like a fantasy metal. It¡¯s extremely expensive even though it¡¯s just ten centimeters, and in addition I couldn¡¯t bend it even though I tried to with everything I had. Even when I used pliers, it didn¡¯t look like it was even near yielding at all. The heck is this, is it really a metal? For the time being I started processing it with [Create Golem] but¡ it consumed a considerable amount of time and magical power even though I was just turning ten centimeters of it into the shape of a ring. This is the first time in a while I¡¯ve felt tired from using magical power, it took everything I had even though I properly used a chant. In this case I was able to shape it how I wanted even better than iron by filling it with enough of my magical power, but normally how would someone turn this into a sword? I took another look at the orichalcum loop¡ It cost enough DP to use up ten gold coins, how luxurious. Isn¡¯t this a ten million yen ring? It might have been better to quietly make it out of money. Next, I purchased [Synthetic Ruby (Unprocessed Boule: 30 DP)]. It¡¯s really cheappared to the orichalcum. Moreover a huge gem the size of a finger came out¡ what the heck¡¯s a boule? [3] I thought about using a tiny natural gem, but like this the synthetic ruby is cheaper and has a much better color to it. Moreover since it¡¯s synthetic it barely has anything inside it (impurities), so in a meaning it could be called even more pure than a true ruby. It¡¯d probably be deemed heresy from a jeweler¡¯s point of view though. At any rate, I have no rtion to it¡¯sposition since I¡¯ll be kneading and kneading it with [Create Golem]¡ Oh, it¡¯s really easy to do. It feels like my magical power just sticks to it. Well, I wrapped the orichalcum loop in the ruby¡ There¡¯s a lot of ruby left over, maybe I¡¯ll make some hair ornaments? At any rate, I made an orichalcum ring with a ruby coating. The orichalcum shined inside the transparent ruby¡¯s red brilliance. It¡¯s a simple design, but it suits Rokuko. Let¡¯s make a box that suits it¡ Ah, handing her this will be a bit embarrassing¡ I was able to make the ring, so let¡¯s think about how to power-up the dungeon again. I thought about it when I was touching the orichalcum, but wouldn¡¯t it already be the strongest if I made an orichalcum golem where its whole body is orichalcum? Let¡¯s ignore how much DP that would take. A little wire was 10,000, so the amount needed for a full golem might be ridiculous. And then it¡¯d be a story of magical power too. ¡ How do people usually process orichalcum? Footnotes: The original wording might be implying that he¡¯s not serious about that statement, just saying it to soothe Meat due to her trembling. Here¡¯s a dorayaki. Two pancakes with sweet bean paste filling between them. Synthetic unprocessed boule image here. Chapter 107 Presenting the Ring to Rokuko Presenting a ring, I know it turns into a g where you can¡¯t give it to them if you don¡¯t do it immediately. That¡¯s why I decided to do it immediately, even though I¡¯m embarrassed. It¡¯s not like I should purposely call her to hand it to her¡ or something is what I thought, but it¡¯s no good. I should call her to hand it to her. Because that¡¯s how it is, there¡¯s no options other than handing it to her, so I called her over saying, ¡®I¡¯m going to give you the promised thing. Pleasee to my room.¡¯ ¡°Kehma! I¡¯m here!¡± She came three secondster. Quick. If she had a tail it¡¯d probably be wagging right now. With a rustling sound, I¡ª ¡°Well, Rokuko. Here it is.¡± ¡°A box? ¡ Ah! Can I open it!?¡± ¡°Yeah.¡± As soon as I said that, Rokuko quickly took out the ring. ¡°Ooh¡ a red jewel? It¡¯s see-through and really pretty. There¡¯s something glittering inside it too!¡± And then she immediately tried to put it on her finger¡ªthen stopped. ¡ Then, she took a few brief nces at me¡ What? Me? Any more service is beyond what you should expect, I only handed it to you. It¡¯s too embarrassing. ¡°¡ Kehma. I heard it from the hero, but it looks like usually your partner puts your ring on for you at times like this you know? W-will you?¡± She¡¯s¡ pleading me¡? Grah, alright, I¡¯ll do it. When I epted the ring back from Rokuko, I quickly took Rokuko¡¯s left hand and took aim. ¡ When I took a look at Rokuko¡¯s face, she was practically ring at the ring from nervousness. Now, while thinking about how Haku-san was going to kill meter, I put it on Rokuko¡¯s ring finger¡ it¡¯s loose. It¡¯s natural considering I didn¡¯t measure her size after all~ But I anticipated that. I could use [Create Golem]. Rather, since I expected that I¡¯d have to adjust it from the beginning, I made it so that it would be loose. That way it wouldn¡¯t be a problem to put it on. Rokuko, while feeling the ring with her right hand, spun it round and round. ¡°Muu, it¡¯s loose isn¡¯t it¡ right!¡± ¡°Nn?¡± Just when I was about to use [Create Golem], kashiin! Rokuko started to shine. When the light calmed down, instead of Rokuko being there there was an adult that looked like Rokuko, a blonde-haired girl. And on the ring finger of her left hand, there was the red ring that I made. It fit precisely. Who¡¯re yo¡ª¡ no, Rokuko? Normally thinking it couldn¡¯t be anyone but Rokuko, no, normally thinking no one could just grow up instantly though huh. Dungeon cores really aren¡¯t normal though. ¡°If the ring is loose, I just have to grow! Ehehe, it¡¯s perfect. So, does it suit me?¡± ¡°Y-yeah¡ Rokuko, right?¡± ¡°Un? What wrong Kehma, charmed by me? Mufufu.¡± Rokuko smiled and stuck her chest out. Things that looked like meat buns jiggled. Her outward age obviously increased. If her old self was a grade-schooler, she¡¯s now a high school student. High school students these days sure do grow up fast huh, hahaha. ¡ I seem to have been attracted towards her legs unconsciously, so I desperately tried to look away. It¡¯d be dangerous if Rokuko didn¡¯t have shoes on. ¡°¡ Umm? Rokuko, what¡¯s with your appearance?¡± ¡°Oh,e to think of it this is the first time I¡¯ve showed Kehma isn¡¯t it? How is it?¡± Rokuko twirled in a circle to show off, then over enthusiastically fell over. Even her shoes flew off. ¡°Ow~. I lost my bnce from growing so suddenly~¡± ¡°Oi oi, be careful.¡± I sat back down. OK, let¡¯s settle down. Those white things or that ce, I saw various things that I shouldn¡¯t see¡ Kuh, those white knee socks are so attractive! I looked unintentionally! Don¡¯t turn your feet towards me, my heart can¡¯t take it! However, I must not look. With those amazing legs and her age isn¡¯t a problem either, I might carelessly fall in love. I can easily imagine being ughtered by Haku-san in the future, so I have to desperately endure. ¡°R-Rokuko, can you turn back?¡± ¡°Un, I can! I mean, this appearance takes a bit of DP to maintain you know~¡± ¡°Alright, please return for now. I still don¡¯t want to die.¡± ¡°Eh!? Kehma will die when I¡¯m like this!? Got it I¡¯ll turn back immediately¡ I turned back!¡± I nced at her. She¡¯s turned back into a proper loli. Phew, that was close¡ ¡°Alright, I¡¯ll adjust the ring¡¯s size¡ wait, huh?¡± ¡°Nn? Ah, it fits now!¡± Rokuko spoke while putting her shoes back on. When I looked at the ring on her left hand, the ring that should have been loose fit as well on Rokuko(loli) as it did on Rokuko(big). ¡ Rokuko¡¯s clothes, shoes, and even her knee socks adjusted to Rokuko(big)¡¯s size,e to think of it. Wait, didn¡¯t those shoese off a moment ago? Eh? They adjust even if they¡¯re taken off? Alright, let¡¯s not think into this too deeply. There¡¯s the possibility that it won¡¯t adjust anymore if I recognize it as breaking thew of conservation of mass. Rokuko looked at the ring on her finger as though spellbound. ¡°Ehehe, this jewel is pretty. It¡¯s red and see-through and beautiful.¡± ¡°Yeah. I have confidence in it.¡± She looked really happy, looking at it from various angles while twisting it around her finger. I also finally calmed down. Seriously, my heart was pounding¡ ¡°The twinkling thing in this gem, what is it?¡± ¡°It¡¯s orichalcum.¡± ¡°Heeeh, orichalcum¡ isn¡¯t orichalcum super rare?¡± ¡°This much cost 10,000 DP.¡± ¡°He~h¡. so this much cost ten Kehma huh¡¡± Oi, don¡¯t turn me into a unit. Like that Feni would be above me. ¡°Ehehe?¡± ¡°Well, most importantly it looks like you like it.¡± ¡°Un, thank you Kehma! Love you!¡± Two seconds after she said that, Rokuko¡¯s face blushed. Looks like she noticed what she just said. Then she ran out, saying something like, ¡®I-I¡¯m going to go show Meat!¡¯ ¡ Even if it was a mistake, it was pretty cute. No, that¡¯s all. It¡¯s just that I¡¯m happy she was happy from my present, that¡¯s all¡! Chapter 108 The Vige Winter had set in. It was autumn until quite recently while I still thought it was summer, and now it¡¯s already winter. Well, a vige was established. Yeah. A vige. I don¡¯t really get what happened that well, but it looks like the stingy adventurers that pitched tents instead of paying for the inn just decided, ¡®These tents are cold, let¡¯s set up some huts~?¡¯ And then they just settled down right there. ¡®Yo, good morning Kehma-san!¡¯ Don¡¯t give me that. You said you¡¯d build huts but you seriously made some respectable houses! Moreover, other adventurers even went: ¡®Oh, looks good. I¡¯ll also build one¡ ah, how though?¡¯ ¡®Look no more, leave it to me!¡¯ Then settled down by building houses. The heck is this guy, is Koo-san a carpenter¡¯s son? Booyah, I remembered his name from earlier! A bar waspleted next to the inn. One of Receptionist-san¡¯s juniors joined the guild¡¯s branch office so it turned into a two-person system. In addition, shops got built when the smell of business appeared. Thanks to that it¡¯s gotten difficult for us to sell potions and stuff. We didn¡¯t sell that much anyways though. Above all, there¡¯s no reason for me to refuse because of the permanent residents¡¯ and shopkeepers¡¯ DP. And like this, a vige formed on its own ord. It¡¯s like someone nned this behind my back, but well it¡¯s favorable to me. The adventurer guild is suspicious. Is Koo-san a spy from the guild head? Hm. Now that they¡¯re building houses, won¡¯t there stop being guests at the inn? I thought that, but nothing like that happened. Rather, the amount of merchants increased. Thanks to carpenters felling trees in the forest for lumber, the roadless forest now has a road to some extent. Since its be easier to travel through, the cirction between Sia and Pavuera increased, further increasing our DP ie and tunnel rental¡¯s ie. It¡¯s gotten hard for the golem wagons to get rented though. (Add on to that that since the lumber quests were put out by the guild, Meat and Ichika have increased their amount of achievedmissions.) ¡°Having a bar¡¯s better after all! Right Wataru!?¡± ¡°Nooo, I¡¯m on abstinence until I pay back my debt! Why did I have to stop drinking even though there¡¯s a bar here now!¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright, this is ordinary apple juice.¡± ¡°Eh, then it¡¯s alright¡ wait, isn¡¯t this alcohol!?¡± ¡°Aaah? No way Wataru. This is juice, it tastes a bit like alcohol but there¡¯s nothing in it but juice. See?¡± ¡°Whaaaat, juice huuuh? It¡¯s definitely juice if Gozoh-san says so, ahahaha.¡± There are even farces like that, too. Well, I don¡¯t really have a problem with him drinking alcohol though. He¡¯ll pay his debt back properly after all. Nheless, Haku-san hasn¡¯te around recently. Not since I gave that ring to Rokuko. ording to the hero, Haku-san is busy and doesn¡¯t have the time toe here, however¡ it feels like I¡¯m a death row criminal waiting for execution. Furthermore, we¡¯re selling cards and dice to the bar, even renting out slots. As expected, simple gambling fits just right with wagering drinking money in the bar. They¡¯re profiting from the slots even with the rental fees, so the setting is promising. Well, the cards, dice and slots are being rented out so the game room would be vacant right? It¡¯s nothing like that. ¡°Uooooh! Go, go! Number three, Yumenokuni! Aah, don¡¯t stop there!¡± [1] Currently, the game room is used for rat racing. Those guys that turned into residents and the inn¡¯s guests are participating. ¡°Number one, Aonotenteki! Run! Run! Do iiiiiit!¡± [2] ¡°A chance for number four! Go, Nazunazuuuu! I bet on you, oi, stop looking for something and run!¡± [3] ¡°Oooh, Onsoku came up from behind! First ce, number five, Onsoku! As expected of its dignity, the crowd¡¯s favorite!¡± [4] Voices of sorrow and joy came from the audience that enclosed it all, failed betting tickets fluttering in the game room. The bets were for which rat woulde in first. Because calctions were troublesome, second ce wasn¡¯t cared about at all. ¡°The next race is in one hour! It is today¡¯s final race, those running can be found here.¡± ¡°Ooh, Deppa ising out? He¡¯ll decide it in one go, can¡¯t be unprepared.¡± [5] ¡°Elekimouse is the favorite to win, that guy¡¯s lightning quick, exactly like thunder!¡± ¡°Wait wait, Fighto has amazing willpower too, this race looks like it¡¯ll be interesting.¡± ¡°Oraniwasanpo is steady and clever though he¡¯s not powerful huh~. He¡¯s the dark horse. Alright, I¡¯ll buy ten of ¡¯em! One silver!¡± [6] While the guests were betting on the following race, the rats that ran in the previous race were given cheese to chew on. These guys are subordinates that live in the forest, the rats that were active in our dungeon battle against Haku-san. Moreover, when they turned into named monsters when I gave them a name for the race, they became pretty clever. They obey my instructions faithfully and determine their order intentionally, purposely building suspense during the race. Fufufu, with these guys investigationmissions are my forte now too¡ It was a miscalction though. It was a miscalction though. And like that, the vigepleted centered around the inn, rather, the dungeon. On a certain winter day, Gozoh called me over to the bar. I thought he¡¯d summoned me for a drinking bout or something, but it didn¡¯t feel like that. The adventurer representative Gozoh and the cksmith Kantra, along with Koo-san who¡¯d turned up to build houses, as well as the bar¡¯s master, a shopkeeper, and the guild receptionist¡ the person in charge of the branch office. Everyone was here. ¡°Well then, today I had Kehmae here. There¡¯s an important talk to about this town at [Cave of Desires].¡± ¡°Hoh, so we¡¯re turnin¡¯ into a serious vige huh¡ Ah, here¡¯s some refreshments. So, what¡¯s the talk?¡± ¡°Ooh! Tasty! Alright, the chief will be Kehma! Any objections!?¡± Eh? Kantra: ¡°I consent if it¡¯s Kehma-dono.¡± Koo-san: ¡°Ah, I have faith in Kehma-san!¡± Bar master: ¡°None here. Ooh, this is karage. My favorite food.¡± Shopkeeper: ¡°I think it¡¯s good! It¡¯ll be profitable for us.¡± Receptionist-san: ¡°¡ I have none either.¡± ¡ No one¡¯s going to stop it? What¡¯s with this flow? ¡°Wait, please hold up. Oi Gozoh, why¡¯d it turn into me bing the vige chief?¡± ¡°Because you have the most free time! Other people have work¡ whaaat, the vige chief¡¯s just a normal mediator, it¡¯s nothing different from what you¡¯ve been doing so far, Kehma.¡± ¡°Wouldn¡¯t Rokuko be fine then¡? She¡¯s mostly free too.¡± ¡°¡ Kehma. You¡¯re thinking about entrusting the vige to Rokuko-chan?¡± ¡ No, sorry. I said something weird there. ¡°But saying you¡¯ll entrust it to me, wouldn¡¯t I just be a figurehead?¡± ¡°Yeaaah. Well, that¡¯s generally how it is. It¡¯s just that if something happens, the vige chief decides. Everyone else also helps out.¡± ¡°Eh? That so¡ well, in that case¡¡± That should be fine then? I acknowledged bing the vige chief. Though I have the feeling I was being led on, it¡¯d just be troublesome if I left it to some unskilled guy. ¡°Well, it¡¯s a bit fast but how about we consult the vige chief?¡± I knew it. Footnotes: Paradise Blue Raindrop SFX for a mouse Sonic Speed Bucktooth Garden Stroller Chapter 109 Consulting the Vige Chief ¡°Please lend us money.¡± What came out of Gozoh¡¯s mouth was, unexpectedly, amon thing. ¡°Gozoh, well, that¡¯s¡¡± ¡°Nn? Not to me personally ye know? To the vige.¡± ¡°¡ Huh? Right. So for the vige¡¯s expenses then? What would it be used for?¡± It seemed to be more of a ¡®please lend us money¡¯ than ¡®please pay us¡¯ thing. The shopkeeper grinned. ¡°Well, here¡¯s the short of it. Food durin¡¯ wintertime and as much food as needed. Taking a route that¡¯d ensure that, Koo-san¡¯ll buildmunal warehouses in the vige at a discount.¡± ¡°¡ Hey, didn¡¯t you have some ce originally to return to for wintertime?¡± It¡¯s turned into something troublesome so I said that kind of thing. As for me, even though I wouldn¡¯t get any DP, it¡¯s not like I really needed it either. It isn¡¯t that bad slowly entering the hot spring without nuisances too. Then pair that with dozing off in the massage chair. ¡ Hm? Everyone, your expressions froze like crazy. You¡¯ve been quiet for a while now. Then, the shopkeeper was the one to break the silence. ¡°No way, those iron golems¡¯re great quality, there¡¯s no way I¡¯d do somethin¡¯ that¡¯d be like throwin¡¯ away production durin¡¯ wintertime!¡± ¡°Y-yeah, that¡¯s right. We¡¯ve already brought our livelihoods here after all. Right, Koo-san?¡± ¡°Yeah! I¡¯ll follow Kehma-san!¡± Gozoh followed up as though trying to fill the gap, then Koo-san instantly made his deration. Why¡¯d you say something like being my follower so proactively? I don¡¯t even remember doing anything really. ¡°Well it¡¯s fine. But wouldn¡¯t it be a waste of money?¡± ¡°Pavuera and Sia¡¯re always runnin¡¯ short on iron, so it¡¯ll definitely be worth it. ¡®Sides, soon there¡¯ll even be a huge demand for it flutterin¡¯ in. During the winter too.¡± ¡°A huge demand huh¡ Needing a lot of iron, it¡¯d be for weapons and armor¡ doesn¡¯t that imply war?¡± I think I heard some talks about that? Well, when I said that while recollecting, the shopkeeper had a surprised face. Ah, looks like I was spot on. ¡°W-well, there¡¯s some reasons. I don¡¯t want to stop operatin¡¯ here for that time.¡± ¡°So you mean it¡¯ll be more like an investment than a loan?¡± ¡°Yah yah! Aaah as expected Kehma-han¡¯s the best, the conversation¡¯s already done! Ya definitely won¡¯t lose out, how much can ya take out?¡± [1] While the shopkeeper struck the table with a loud bang, he grinned broadly. Hmm, wouldn¡¯t the amount depend on the market? I don¡¯t know about that at all. Though, isn¡¯t this a good chance to use the gold coins that I¡¯ve just been hoarding away without turning into DP? I piled up gold coins on the table after taking them out of my [Safe]. Ten, twenty¡ eeh, troublesome, this should be around a hundred coins. One month of Wataru¡¯s debt repayment. ¡°Is one hundred gold enough?¡± ¡°A-a hundred¡ª!? Ah, y-yah, t-that¡¯s enough. Yah, this¡¯ll double by spring, wait, that might be a bit hard though, I¡¯ll return around a hundred fifty!¡± ¡°You seem reliable. Then in exchange, I¡¯ll leave you to manage things concerning the vige¡¯s operating expenses, manager. Show me the profit you¡¯ll make¡ I¡¯ll be checking the books, so don¡¯t embezzle alright?¡± ¡°I never thought you¡¯d do somethin¡¯ like take out a hundred and plop it down¡ I¡¯ll do it, my Dyne Company will do its best with all its got!¡± His shop is the Dyne Company huh. It¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve heard that. By the way, from the sounds of it even ten gold seems like it would have been enough. Well, there¡¯s no helping it now that I¡¯ve taken it out, it¡¯s better than having too little. I took the chance to leave the funds stuff to him. He looks motivated, so it¡¯s ¡®kay. ¡°So much money¡ but, isn¡¯t it too much? Aren¡¯t you suspicious that he may swindle you or run away with it?¡± Receptionist-san spoke. It would definitely be a pain to lose 100,000 DP worth, but taking it back now would be troublesome, so I¡¯ll make light of it. My ideal role as the vige chief is [Just take an imposing stance, then leave the troublesome things to those around me and sleep soundly]. Right, so in order to push the troublesome things onto everyone else, let¡¯s give the feeling of being a big shot. ¡°Well, I trust him. You, an adventurer guild receptionist, are also present here, aren¡¯t you? ¡ Besides, if a merchant ran away with just this much money it means they would be just that little of a merchant. Right?¡± ¡°Hey, don¡¯t look down on me! I¡¯ll do whatever ya want if I make a mistake and lose it, dogeza, seppuku, anythin¡¯!¡± Not just dogeza, but even seppuku? Ah, if you do that be here so you turn into DP alright? ¡°That¡¯s unexpected¡ Suddenly pressed into being the vige chief, yet already able to take such prompt decisions.¡± ¡°Fufufu, this is the first time seeing the Dyne-san this riled up.¡± I received a rare praise from Receptionist-san. And next to her, that dandy-mustached Oji-sama¡ The bar master is grinning with some hidden meaning. Next is your turn. ¡°Then, while we¡¯re at it. I¡¯ll leave the vige chief stuff to the bar master whenever I¡¯m doing something, so as such, please do your best as the vige sub-chief.¡± ¡°Ah, me? ¡ Fumu, Kehma-san is an adventurer as well, so although I don¡¯t know what might happen¡ understood, I¡¯ll ept.¡± Fufufu, looks like he¡¯ll work. Let¡¯s shove away most of my work. ¡°Then how about we summarize? First is our policy. These winter preparations¡ to speak more urately, preparations for iron golem mining during winter.¡± I looked at everyone one by one, allotting the minimum work to everyone. ¡°Koo-san, begin to build the warehouses immediately starting tomorrow. Kantra, give him priority and make nails or whatever else he needs. Receptionist-san, put out amission for wood collection from the guild¡ For funds, please discuss with the Dyne Company. The Dyne Company will be in charge of supplying materials and financing. Concerning materials, you may use the inn¡¯s storehouse for now. For the vige sub-chief, review the Dyne Company¡¯s ns for any insufficiencies. Other than that, I¡¯ll leave the detailed instructions to you. Well, for Gozoh¡ª¡± ¡°Aye, my work is to hunt iron golems in the dungeon! Leave it to me!¡± ¡°That¡¯s also true, but I¡¯m going to give you an even more important job.¡± ¡°Nn? What important job?¡± Gozoh inclined his thick neck to the side. I responded with a grin. ¡°Please think about this vige¡¯s name. I¡¯ll leave it to you.¡± ¡°Wha¨C!? You¡¯re throwing that to me!?¡± As expected, Gozoh let out a hysterical voice. ¡°It was your idea after all, think about it however you want. You could name it whatever you want, even if it was something stupid as Gozoh+Roppu¡¯s Love Love Vige. Well, please think about it properly.¡± ¡°What!? G-g-got it! I¡¯ll think about it, I¡¯ll do it!¡± And like that, I assigned work to everyone present such that I¡¯d have no work of my own. ¡ So far so good, these guys will be thinking about what they should do from here on, so they won¡¯t notice that I don¡¯t have work to do. ¡°Looks like it will be busy¡ I¡¯ll do my best even if I¡¯m just a figurehead. Well, I¡¯ll go back and get some sleep. Good night.¡± Now then, let¡¯s get back for some sleep. * After Kehma left, while the vige¡¯s leadership ate karage in the bar, they talked about Kehma bing the vige chief. ¡°Seriously, that guy¡¯s a super big shot. He easily gave out orders after having the position pressed onto him.¡± ¡°As expected of Kehma-san! I¡¯ll follow him for life!¡± ¡°My my. Why did he ce me as the vige sub-chief?¡± ¡°My store¡¯ll be dealin¡¯ with finances¡ Easily just pullin¡¯ out a hundred gold, seriously a big shot¡¡± ¡°Just when did he prepare that much money¡? Even though he¡¯s a D-Rank adventurer¡¡± ¡°Ah, he ripped Wataru off of twenty-three hundred gold by gambling. He¡¯s paying him a hundred gold a month.¡± ¡°¡ Against Hero-sama?¡± For now, everyone had their own opinion regarding the ¡®figurehead¡¯. Listening to their opinions andying down policies, giving out directions, and even having discretion. It was the work of an excellent vige chief. In truth, they¡¯d just nned on asking him to put a good word in from them to the inn to lend the money after he declined being made the vige chief. They never thought that the person himself would acknowledge bing the vige chief and make a quick judgement, taking out as much as ten times the highest amount they expected to get. Thanks to that, they had beenpletely deprived of their leadership. ¡°Even though I thought that I¡¯d be able to more or less pay back Kehma-san lending the slots and giving me the snack recipes.¡± [2] ¡°Really~. It¡¯s thanks to Ichika-han workin¡¯ part time that my shop¡¯s even survived.¡± ¡°He¡¯s even handled rescuemissions for the guild several times¡¡± ¡°Hahahaha! We¡¯re no match for our vige chief.¡± By the way, concerning Ichika, even though she independently went to work at the shop part time on her rest days and break times in order to earn money for the slot machines, they assumed that she was sent over by Kehma. Even her wasting money on the slot machines, they just took it as Kehma decentralizing the area¡¯s wealth. ¡°He even entirely saw through my profit scheme¡¡± ¡°I¡¯m sure that he has his own informationwork. There¡¯s no way he doesn¡¯t as the secretary of an inn with an A-Rank purveyor behind it.¡± ¡°Add on to that that he said we could use the inn¡¯s warehouse, which in other words means that he expects the price to hike up quickly. And he gave so much, it¡¯s like he wants me to buy enough to control it.¡± ¡°Did he predict that far?¡± The bar¡¯s master was amazed. Meanwhile, Gozoh poured apple wine into Silia¡¯s ss. ¡°¡ Hey, Silia-chan. What rank is Kehma now?¡± ¡°He had his examination a few days ago, bing D-Rank. Rather, wasn¡¯t Gozoh-san his examiner?¡± ¡°I know, just wanted to ask¡ D-Rank huh¡ He¡¯s an even lower rank than me, despite how it looks¡ Isn¡¯t he already good enough for C-Rank?¡± ¡°As expected as not even one year has passed, he does not have enough achievements to be C-Rank.¡± The guild¡¯s receptionist said that while picking up some of the karage before drinking a mouthful of the apple cider. And then, there was Koo-san. ¡°So good, so gooood¡ª!¡± While filling his mouth with karage, his respect for Kehma elevated another level. Footnotes: Think this is the first time this hase up, but -han is the kansai dialect¡¯s version of -san. As in, he¡¯s so much of a big shot it¡¯d be hard to show thanks¡ Chapter 110 Subordinates¡¯ Growth I¡¯ve be both a dungeon master and a vige chief. However, it¡¯s obviously not like I could use the convenient dungeon functions for the vige. Me being a dungeon master is secret, it¡¯d be bad if that got exposed. I¡¯ll only be using them for myself and for the inn. It¡¯s fine so long as I can guarantee my leisurely sleeping space. Well, the dungeon. I think I¡¯ll be needing to rebuilding up here soon. The reason? Hero Wataru took out neen magic swords. Because talks about that slowly spread to the world, the number of C-Rank adventurers here increased and have been advancing in capturing the dungeon. To be specific, more people have been exploring thebyrinth area, so it¡¯s be hard to move thebyrinth¡¯s walls around. And because of that there¡¯s been more adventurers challenging the riddle area. Furthermore, even though they would just return to the first floor if they failed the riddle, with people twisting their ankles when being unprepared, it¡¯d turn into a prolonged stay or being brought out on a stretcher¡ That, and they could even die fully armored if theynded poorly. Basically, I don¡¯t want to make a prison. Those people from before are an exception. Yep. ¡°Come to think of it, Rei. What happened to those guys we captured a while back?¡± ¡°They¡¯re still alive. No matter what, my offensive power is zero after all.¡± Rei, the silver-haired vampire, responded with a good smile. She¡¯s a good employee that works earnestly. I don¡¯t get why they have to be alive just because her offensive power is zero, but I¡¯ll not ask anymore and leave it alone. It¡¯s definitely something I¡¯m better off not knowing. Let¡¯s not wake up from this dream and just keep leaving it to Rei. It¡¯s a special asion, so I decided that I should look around and see how my subordinates are doing. Kinue-san and Nerune were chatting in the dining room. Since it wasn¡¯t mealtime and already in the afternoon, there weren¡¯t any guests. Since people could now get light meals at the bar, things here have gotten a lot easier. Kinue-san learned how to cook from me vaguely telling her how, so it¡¯s gotten to the point that she can even reproduce Japanese dishes to some degree. We buy vorings like soy sauce or miso with DP. We get sugar from what¡¯s made by the beet-radishes and salt is left to the Pavueran merchants. ¡°Kinue-san, are you doing good?¡± ¡°Master. Yes, I¡¯m doing well. I was hearing things rting to magic from Nerune.¡± ¡°About magic? Did you want to learn some magic skill?¡± ¡°There isn¡¯t a magic that is used for cleaning or cooking though¡ other than [Cleanup], that is.¡± It went against her pride to use [Cleanup] for cleaning, but it seems she prefers it over using wind magic to blow garbage away. ¡°You learned Japanese cooking, so I¡¯ll grant you a low ss scroll as a reward.¡± ¡°Oh my, thank you. I¡¯ll think about which to choose and consult with Nerune about it, then. Ufufu.¡± Kinue-san smiled. She gave off the feeling of an adult woman. Contrasting that, the apprentice witch Nerune felt like a girl. ¡°How about you, Nerune? Did you learn any magic skills?¡± ¡°Ehh~¡ Excuse me, master. Even though you said you would teach me magic when I learned all of the magic skills Meat-senpai¡ after all there¡¯s one that I can¡¯t seem to learn~! ¡°[Storage]?¡± ¡°[Storage]~!¡± Well, even though the others are all low ss magics, [Storage] is the only middle ss magic after all. Rather, she was able to learn all of those magic skills? Amazing. But still, [Storage] is a magic skill that can be properly learned. Let¡¯s teach her magic next time I feel like it¡ Nope, it¡¯s too troublesome after all. I mean, this world has scrolls you can learn magic from. With the condition of needing to perfectly memorize the incantation¡¯s pronunciation, saying something like, ¡®Keep reciting the incantation until you get it perfect,¡¯ is like giving them a far-off feeling. Magic teachers teach slowly, listening to them and correcting them as necessary. They are patient and polite. Once someone¡¯s learned a skill, their magical power consumption will just be increased even if they make a small mistake, so it¡¯s not wrong to have them continuously recite the incantation to start with. ¡°Please give me a scroll too~!¡± ¡°Alright, so then Nerune. I¡¯ll give you some other homework. I¡¯ll teach you magic if you can clear it.¡± ¡°What is it~?¡± ¡°Devise a method for golems to use magic¡ We¡¯ll experiment together when you think you¡¯ve got it.¡± ¡°Aaalright, I will you know~? Absolutely you know-? Fufufu, I absolutely will~!¡± Neruneughed. When our golems get to the point of being able to use magic, we¡¯ll also have magic sword de golems so our dungeon¡¯s freedom will stretch a ton too. Fufufu, please, give it your best and show me your idea. * Ichika and Meat had learned the offensive swordy skill [sh]. It was the the result of their repeated training with the golem assist. As for what Ichika learned, it was just [sh]. However, it seems Meat had learned [sh], [Double sh], [Axel Turn], and [Assassin¡¯s Edge]. Moreover, she was teaching Nerune magic¡ It¡¯s probably because of the beastkin physical strength and the children¡¯s distinctive high learning ability. When I went to see how the two were doing, they were training with wooden swords and exchanging blows in the inn¡¯s garden. Bang, bang. The sound of wood striking against wood resounded as they caught each other¡¯s [sh] midway. Additionally, there were pseudo-skills mixed in as well. She was forcibly moving her body with the golem¡¯s assistance. I asked Meat about the trick to it. ¡°ept the forms. With a *bang*, but not just the golem, umm, y-you also going *boom* is important. Ah, [Double sh] is fast-ness, it¡¯s important, and [Assassin¡¯s Edge] severs throats. Then, it¡¯s *pow*.¡± Even though she was exining with gestures mixed in, unfortunately, I don¡¯t get it at all. But I¡¯m sure that Ichika had originally been using swords. Is her only learning [sh] because she doesn¡¯t have talent or aptitude¡? Well, it¡¯s fine. I just wanted to see whether or not they could learn it by seeing it and save me some DP. I didn¡¯t want to practice over and over, so I had learned it using a skill scroll. [Skill Scroll of sh] was a low ss swordy, 500 DP. ¡°Heeey, Goshujin-sama? It took two months to learn that¡¡± ¡°Got it, I¡¯ll reward you with three days of all-you-can-eat curry rolls.¡± ¡°¡ For a week!¡± I¡¯ll allow it. Still, since the side of rolls is 5 DP for six of them, if she eats six hundred it¡¯d get to the point of her recovering her investment. ¡ Eighty-five a day huh? That¡¯s at the level of getting a sour stomach huh. Good luck. Though it feels like meals are given a bit too much importance in this world. ¡°Does Meat want a reward too? You learned four of them, so you can ask for four times Ichika¡¯s absurdity.¡± ¡°¡ Please pat me.¡± ¡°Nn? Sure.¡± I pat Meat¡¯s head. Feeling her mellow ck hair felt great. Meat was wagging her tail left and right. ¡°So, what reward do you want? Just patting would be wasteful.¡± ¡°¡ Nn, this is good.¡± Didn¡¯t she just say something adorable? Let¡¯s pet her head with both hands. Her hair became a bit disheveled, but since her tail looked happy while I ruffled it up with my hands, it¡¯s probably good. She¡¯s been behaving really doglike after I gave her the family name of ckdog huh~. The name¡¯s effective. ¡°I-if Goshujin-sama wants, pet¡ everywhere, too¡?¡± ¡ Was the name a bit too effective? Chapter 111 Rokuko¡¯s State and the Speaker Golem Ah,e to think of it, I didn¡¯t tell Rokuko about me bing the vige chief huh. I headed to Rokuko¡¯s room, entering inside as I knocked. ¡°Ufufufufu.¡± Rokuko was fiddling with and gazing at the red ring on her left hand¡¯s ring finger with a big grin on her face. It¡¯s a spectacle I¡¯ve gotten mostly used to seeing recently¡ I heard an auditory illusion of Haku-san¡¯s footsteps, so I almost instinctively turned around and prostrated. Today¡¯s mental rehearsal went perfectly today as well¡ please at least spare my life. I called out for her since she hadn¡¯t noticed me after a few seconds. ¡°Ooi, Rokuko?¡± ¡°Huh!? W-wai¡ª, you should knock on the door before youe in you know! You should wait for a response first you know! This is a maiden¡¯s room you know!?¡± Rokuko hid her left hand behind her in a panic. You didn¡¯t answer me even though I knocked¡e to think of it. ¡°Ah, my bad my bad. I wanted to talk about something.¡± ¡°Eh, about what¡? Wait, let me prepare my heart.¡± ¡°Alright, but it¡¯s just normal business stuff? I don¡¯t know what you¡¯re thinking about. Definitely not. Well, I¡¯m the vige chief now.¡± I decided to quickly report my business to Rokuko who¡¯d started blushing and rush back to my room. How¡¯d this happen? I don¡¯t particrly recall raising a g with Rokuko. At best, I just drove those bandits from the dungeon, expanded the dungeon, and built the inn. Was it something to do with buying those melon rolls? ¡ Maybe dungeon cores just have a tendency to fall for their dungeon masters by themselves or something¡ ¡°Wait, Kehma. Vige chief?¡± Ah. She stopped me. ¡°Yeah, there¡¯ve been more people around here recently right? That¡¯s why everyone decided for the vige to be a proper one, I¡¯d be the vige chief.¡± ¡°Nn, in other words, that means Kehma is the most awesome of the humans, then? Well, obviously, my dungeon¡¯s here.¡± ¡°¡ As for me, I just want to push all of the troublesome things onto other people if possible though¡ thinking about it properly, the vige chief is the one in the position of pushing troublesome things onto others.¡± The ones to push troublesome things onto heroes were vige chiefs. Although they were also at the position where troublesome things woulde flying towards them, since I can¡¯t leave from here as the dungeon master, the eternal form is that the vige¡¯s problems are my problems. Let¡¯s give up quietly about it. ¡°Nn? But since you¡¯re the vige chief now, what about the inn?¡± ¡°Nothing will really change from how it is now¡ is what I want to say, however, where I live is a problem¡ The vige chief renting a room from the inn because he doesn¡¯t have a house is weird in a lot of ways.¡± ¡°Aah, then I¡¯ll also move when Kehma builds a house.¡± ¡°¡ Eh? Rokuko, this inn is a house though?¡± ¡°Eh?¡± Rather, even if I built a basic house, since the vige is entirely within the dungeon¡¯s area, even if it¡¯s called a house it¡¯s like a room. The dungeon¡¯s functions are really practical here. ¡°Oh, that¡¯s right huh.¡± ¡°Yeah, maybe I¡¯ll add on a lodge to the inn since moving would be troublesome¡? Having to walk to the inn every day sounds troublesome too.¡± ¡°That sounds great. Like a dormitory?¡± ¡°Yeah, like that.¡± Externally, we¡¯re going with the pretense that I got permission to build an annex onto the inn from its owner. It¡¯ll be both the vige chief¡¯s residence and a lodge. How about we promptly go and ask for Narikin¡¯s help? There probably won¡¯t be anyints from that party of leaders, but let¡¯s just push it through with the vige chief¡¯s authority if there¡¯re anyints. Even if I¡¯m just a figurehead, I am the vige head after all. ¡°Ah, make my room in in the vige chief¡¯s residence area too! It¡¯ll be a piece of cake for Kehma right?¡± ¡°¡ Well alright, you sure?¡± The vige chief¡¯s residence huh, should I make it a little big? There¡¯s still a lot of grounds left to use. * Well then, I thought of something concerning magic practice. I wondered about whether or not golems could be used for that as well. I presume it¡¯ll be used as a record yer. I mean, even though it¡¯d be great if I could just buy something like a voice recorder with DP, for some reason it looks like I can¡¯t buy any kind of gadget that aputer would contain with DP. Maybe it¡¯s the transistors? Transistors are no good then I guess. ¡ Still though, there¡¯s a record yer that isn¡¯t aputer in the catalog. But it¡¯s an incredible 1,000,000 DP. That¡¯s why I decided to make one myself. The structure of a record yer isn¡¯t something thatplicated. Engraving sounds as grooves from the oscitions in them, the speaker would just vibrate ording to the grooves to reproduce the sounds. Then how would I do that with golems? It¡¯s easy, I¡¯d make the speaker itself into a golem, the golem would just need to memorize the vibrations. Then how would I make the speaker? That was even easier. Using paper and hide as a film, it could mimic sounds by vibrating at the precise frequencies. Even a paper cup telephone could be a splendid speaker. In other words, I could simply use 5 DP for twelve paper cups and turn them into golems to be some speakers, then they would be able to be record yers. ¡°Alright, how about we experiment a bit?¡± I used [Create Golem] on a paper cup. After it easily turned into a golem, I held the cup like it was a telephone. ¡°Record the following vibrations¡ Nn, ahem. Testing, testing. What fine weather we¡¯re having today¡ Stop recording. Now, reproduce the recorded vibrations. ¡± [Nn, ahem. Testing, testing. What fine weather we¡¯re having today.] A quiet version of my voice came from the paper cup. Sess! It recorded it all. When I made it reproduce the vibrations louder, it turned into almost the same volume as my original voice. Also a sess. ¡ Then, next up is looking into exactly to what extent it can memorize. ¡°Right now is the first vibration set. Next is the second¡ª¡± For the results, the paper cup-type speaker golem was able to record twenty seconds in total. When I tried to record any more than that, it would forget the first one¡ This was much, much more difficult order than the usual ones. Well, if it¡¯s twenty seconds, it should be able to record magic incantations huh. Since saying record and the like each time was also troublesome, I also drew on record and rey buttons. It would record when the record button was touched or rey the recorded sound when the rey button was touched. Doing that limited the recording¡¯s duration to eighteen seconds. ¡ There really is a memory limit for orders huh¡ Up till now I¡¯ve just been using simple orders like [Dig here] so I didn¡¯t know. This was also a good result to the experiment. Well, next let¡¯s try recording a magic¡¯s incantation. First up is water. ¡°Oh water, be a small globe. [Water].¡± Since a sphere of water appeared in the air above the golem, I stopped the recording¡ and caught it in the paper cup golem I was holding in my hand so it wouldn¡¯t fall on the floor. I swallowed it. [Oh water, be a small globe. [Water].] ¡ Ah, guess it was able to y it back despite being wet. This paper cup golem can be used both as a speaker and as a cup. What a useful fellow. ¡°At any rate, looks like it still can¡¯t use magic huh¡¡± Let¡¯s hand this golem with the [Water] incantation memorized to Ichika for now. Nerune should already know it. If she reviews it herself, she should be able to recreate the magic¡¯s incantation while it¡¯s ying¡ Ah, I just thought of something. Let¡¯s divide the receiver and speaker to make it like a telephone. It should be easier to use like that. ¡ What was that magic Nerune couldn¡¯t remember, again? Chapter 112 Intruder I became the vige chief but nothing really changed. Napping is supreme. Futon is cozy. The best time to snuggle into Futon-sama¡¯s love is when it¡¯s just a little cold outside. I want to make and propagate The Futon Religion. I wonder if this world has religion? If not I¡¯m fine bing The Futon Religion¡¯s apostle. Female bed mates using believers¡ no, let¡¯s stop there. Something like that sounds good in passing, but in practicality it¡¯d be no match for the hot and heavy Down Futon-sama. Dreams should be left as dreams to preserve their beauty. If I wanted to do that I could use the monster girls. It¡¯s not because it¡¯d be troublesome to go through the trouble of bing the founder of a religion. ¡ Ah,e to think of it, this world had the usual god huh. Rather, I actually met him. Rather, there was that thing about me being god¡¯s vanguard. If I was asked if I believed in god, it¡¯s not like I could answer with, ¡®I met him!¡¯ Hahah. I don¡¯t really know what name he has though¡ If I got asked about my religion, I¡¯d answer with The Futon Religion. Well, after I warmed up enough and slept a second time, I added on the vige chief¡¯s estate overnight. It¡¯s interesting that it got so easy. Seriously, [Create Golem]¡¯s a cheat heh. Ah, couldn¡¯t help myself in saying that. Even though it can normally only make y golems, you just need to keep operating your magical power¡ Golems are so convenient¡ why haven¡¯t they gotten popr? I don¡¯t think they¡¯d even need to be replenished near the imperial capital since their magical power would be filled since they¡¯d be in the dungeon¡¯s area. Still, the interior design will be using Rokuko¡¯s demands. There¡¯s also her room. Moreover, rooms for Meat and Ichika to use, and a parlor. Just having the rooms is important. It¡¯s easy to add more rooms now because there¡¯s so much vacant area nearby, but that space might be used up in the future. It¡¯ll be my victory for iming it before that. ¡ Well, I could make use of saying, ¡®This space will be secured for the inn¡¯s use,¡¯ as the vige chief, but even then, there¡¯s a limit¡ Maybe I should consider building upwards? Like in the shape of a mountain. At any rate, Koo-san came along with a dumbfounded face while I was nodding in satisfaction at seeing how the vige chief¡¯s estate turned out. ¡°K-Kehma-san!? Didn¡¯t you promise to let me build the vige chief¡¯s estate!?¡± ¡°Nah, definitely didn¡¯t. Hurry up and get back to building warehouses.¡± ¡°Kuh¡ª, right, you didn¡¯t huh, I just really wanted to though¡ I¡¯ve already built one of the warehouses. But¡ this definitely wasn¡¯t here yesterday¡ moreover, for it to feel like it¡¯s been here since the start¡ the architectural power feels amazing. As a carpenter¡¯s son, I won¡¯t lose!¡± Saying that, Koo-san went back. Rather, he¡¯s already built one? What a crazy work speed. Is he unexpectedly awesome? ¡ Well, with the vige chief¡¯s estatepleted and with leaving the troublesome Domestic Stuff for the vige to others, let¡¯s mess around with the dungeon a bit. I handed them enough money, so they should be able to take care of whatever. Man~, being vige chief is so hectic~ * I immediately slept in the vige chief¡¯s estate starting, so I¡¯d brought my futon and hug pillow (Meat) to sleep with. I woke up. Rather, Rokuko woke me up. ¡°Kehma! It¡¯s an emergency!¡± Rokuko stamped on me with her foot. Ah, this isn¡¯t her using a rude method of waking me up and is something I requested. You should at least wake someone up with your feet if you¡¯re going to get in the way of their blissful sleep, think about it as a foot fetishist. ¡°Ugu, w-what is it!?¡± ¡°There¡¯s an intruder in the dungeon, and it¡¯s bad!¡± There¡¯s no reason for Rokuko to wake me up just for an intruder. Up until now there¡¯ve been a lot of adventurers staying in there a while. So that meant this person¡¯s gotten a really far way in. Opening the menu, I checked out the dungeon. ¡°This guy!¡± There was a red light representing an intruder on the map. It had ¡®Dangerous!¡¯ added on as its name. Rokuko probably added it. It was advancing through the dungeon incredibly fast and encountered a group of four adventurers that had dove into the dungeon¡ and they¡¯re wiped out. Wait, didn¡¯t I see Bancho and Shatty there? Weren¡¯t they in a C-Rank party? You guys onlysted a second. ¡°Nn¡ Goshujin-sama, what¡¯s¡ wrong¡?¡± Did I wake her up? Meat looked at me while rubbing the sleep from her eyes. ¡°There¡¯s an intruder you know! This isn¡¯t the time to sleep!¡± ¡°! To the defense!¡± ¡°Hold up, it just wiped out a C-Rank party. First we need to identify our enemy. Rokuko, please contact and wake everyone up.¡± Stopping Meat that tried to dash out, I moved to the core room. I looked at the enemy¡ deep ck, a wolf? There was some kind of mist. Its whole body was solid ck, the sole exception being its red eyes. There wasn¡¯t any white in its eyes either, all I could see were jewel-like red eyes. ¡°What is that monster?¡± ¡°No idea! ¡ Some kind of wolf type? Does Meat know? It¡¯s a dog and it¡¯s ck, there aremon points!¡± ¡°¡ I don¡¯t know. But, it feels different somehow.¡± Meanwhile, our dungeon was being captured. Despite the traps meant for adventurers and the wandering golems, it left thebyrinth area. However, the riddle area was after that. The wolf shouldn¡¯t be able to pass that! After the ck wolf moved about in the room and smelled for a moment¡ª [Awrooo!] With a bang, it crunched the gimmick riddle golem. ¡ Oiii!? I definitely made that with a stone golem though!? No way, for the riddle area¡¯s second capture to be from a feat of strength¡ ¡°Rokuko, move the dungeon core to the inn!¡± ¡°Okay~. Should I move it to the vige chief¡¯s estate?¡± Using the castling function on the dungeon core, we reced it with a dummy core. With this we should be safe just in case. Around the time it broke through the riddle area, there was a reaction from Ichika and them. I quickly summoned them into the core room. ¡°Sorry, we¡¯rete! Some kinda super emergency woke Goshujin-sama up!?¡± ¡°Yeah, right now there¡¯s an intruder that passed the riddle area and has just entered the spiral staircase. We¡¯ll be defending with the golems in the warehouse area that¡¯s after it. If we can¡¯t repel it with that, we¡¯ll guide it to [me Cavern].¡± ¡°Understood!¡± At worst, Ontentoo will somehow deal with it. They seemed to have said something like that¡ There¡¯s probably no way that not even Ontentoo and Redra could handle it. The ck wolf quickly jumped down the center of the spiral staircase,nding on the ground lightly. Itnded with such little sound that it looked like it didn¡¯t weigh anything at all. Chapter 113 Fighting the ck Wolf The ck wolf leisurely walked into the warehouse area. A wandering iron golem attacked the wolf, but it easily avoided the iron golem¡¯s monotonous attacks, sending it flying with its forelegs. Bang! The iron golem crashed into the dungeon wall and instantly stopped moving, turning back into an ordinary mound of iron. Moreover, there was a definitely mark from the wolf¡¯s attack left on the iron golem. ¡ You know that iron is the highest defense of what we have, right? Shuddering, I gulped. What Meat was manipting was a haniwa golem made of stone. It¡¯d probably be over the instant it got hit no matter how much armor was on it. ¡°¡ Alright! Guiding now!¡± By guiding, she was saying she¡¯d be following the n of us luring it to [me Cavern] since our chances of winning otherwise were small. ¡°I¡¯ll leave the path to you! I¡¯ll take the right. Rei will attack it with a bow from the left. Kinue, follow Meat for attacking it and don¡¯t let up on it by operating the next golems one by one! But Meat, there¡¯s no recement for the haniwa so do your best alright!? Nerune¡¯s spiked shell golem will drive it on from behind!¡± ¡°Understood! Golem, GO¡ª!¡± ¡°Rokuko-sama! What should I do!?¡± ¡°Ichika, block up the side paths with wall golems, guide the enemy forward!¡± ording to Rokuko¡¯s instructions, Meat was using the haniwa golem, with Rei using the four-legged archer golems, Kinue-san the four-armed golems, Nerune the spiked shell golems, and Ichika the wall golems. They were precise directions¡ so precise that I don¡¯t need to do anything. Do you guys even need me here? ¡°Third archer destroyed! But I seeded in luring it! Coming in the fourth!¡± ¡°Is the haniwa golem still alright?¡± ¡°Problems, none. As is, will lead to magma area.¡± The ck wolf was attacking the haniwa golem when I checked it out with the monitor, but the golem blocked the wolf¡¯s forelegs¡¯ punches with the shield it held in its hands by warding off the blows. It kept the shield, which wasrger than the wolf¡¯s mouth, held out to the front to prevent from being bit. Although it was also attacking with a sword to threaten the wolf, the wolf evaded it. Four-armed golems that each tried obstructing it were easily flicked away and sent flying¡ quickly turning back into piles of stone. However, like an all-you-can-eat buffet, more and more four-armed golems came to attack it one by one. Along with that, a spiked shell golem was also urging it forward from the rear, but it didn¡¯t disy much effect. Its tail easily broke through the golem¡¯s stone spikes, taking away its strength and turning it into an ordinary steamed bun stone golem. As there were no other means left to it, the golem resolved itself and rammed towards the wolf¡¯s tail. I can¡¯t really read wolf expressions that well, but it looks pretty irritated. Then, probably because it didn¡¯t like that it hadn¡¯t defeated all of its enemies, or maybe because the four-legged archer golems¡¯ attacked were really irritating, it focused on attacking and was sessfully lead forward. It did nothing but earnestly be induced towards the magma area that Rokuko made. ¡°Alright, one more and it¡¯ll be at the magma area! ¡ Meat, are you alright?¡± ¡°I¡¯m alright¡ I can, still go! ¡!¡± The haniwa golem¡¯s shield finally gave in. Crunch, crunch. The ck wolf chewed on and swallowed the shield. The shield was originally made of stone after all. It did good enough being able tost this far. Immediately following that, its foreleg crashed down. Receiving the hit, the horse part was immediately brought down. The body portion barely separated from it in time, but there wasn¡¯t a chance for it anymore. It was somehow managing to ward off its attacks with its magic sword, but damage continued to build up on it¡ The sword that should have been a de golem had already returned to being a standard sword. Though even so, it was still a suitable recement for the shield since it was made of iron. ¡ Thinking about it now, I should have given it a shield made of iron too. ¡°¡ªThe sword can¡¯t be used anymore, one more step¡¡± ¡°Just roll into the magma area! Don¡¯t worry about breaking the haniwa!¡± ¡°Alright!¡± Following Rokuko¡¯s directions, the haniwa golem rolled down the staircase into the magma area. She said that it was alright to break the golem, but I¡¯m the one that¡¯s going to have to rebuild it¡ Well, I don¡¯t particrly mind if it breaks though. Crashing and banging into the steps on the way down, the haniwa golem shed its stone armor as it crumbled. The ck wolf would soon chase it into the magma area¡ªI thought. Its feet suddenly stopped, turning around. ¡°Huh!? Wait! W-why!?¡± Rokuko panicked. It¡¯s understandable, this was the result despite that golem being sacrificed. Even I¡¯m surprised. What¡¯s it doing? ¡ After that, the ck wolf noticed the wall golems¡¯ existence. After sniffing around, it suddenly destroyed a wall golem by lunging at it. ¡°Not good, it¡¯s heading to the boss room. It doesn¡¯t look like we can stop it!¡± ¡°¡ There¡¯s no choice but for us to receive it in the boss room huh. It¡¯s the iron haniwa¡¯s turn. Meat, are you good to go?¡± ¡°I¡¯m not, confident.¡± She was able to put up a good fight against it in the stone haniwa golem, so she should be able to put up an even better one in the upgraded version, the iron haniwa golem. It even has an iron shield. ¡°It should left, to Rokuko-sama¡¡± ¡°No, you were able to hold up against that wolf until just a moment ago. You can do it. I¡¯m counting on you, Meat ckdog!¡± ¡°¡ Yes! Goshujin-sama!¡± I fired Meat up by patting her head. ¡°Go get ¡¯em!¡± ¡°Iron haniwa, I¡¯m going!¡± The ck wolf vigorously mmed against the boss room¡¯s doors and entered. It felt like a ck aura seeped from its ck body. Our dungeon¡¯s strongest fighting strength confronted it, the iron haniwa golem. Iron haniwa for short. Mounted on its iron horse, the iron haniwa¡¯s body was d in iron armor. [Gaooooon!] The ck wolf howled. Likely to threaten the small fry that stood before it. However, the iron haniwa didn¡¯t falter. Meat was manipting this as well. ¡°Pseudo-sh!¡± Holding the specially-made, oversized magic sword de golem to attack while mounted, it attacked with an imitation of the swordy skill [sh]. The wolf easily dodged the opening attack, mming against the iron haniwa that had lost its posture on horseback. However, the iron haniwa golem avoided the charge by deliberately rolling off the horse¡¯s back. ¡°Rokuko-sama, the horse is yours!¡± ¡°Got it!¡± Passing the horse¡¯s operation to Rokuko, she concentrated on manipting the haniwa¡¯s main body. It was fundamentally the same as before. Defending with its shield, attacking with its sword. And this time, Rokuko also operated the horse¡¯s charges. Even though it was called a horse, it was also a golem made entirely out of iron. Just considering how much mass it had, there was a destructive power to it. Running about the room, it bolted towards the wolf after gaining momentum. Topare it to something, it was like a giant motorcycle freely crashing about the room. [Gurururu¡ª¡ gaaah!] However, the wolf managed to evade the horse¡¯s charges while also dodging the shes and sweeps from the iron haniwa¡¯s pseudo-swordy skills. So it¡¯s no use huh¡ is what I thought, but it looked like it was concentrating on dodging the attacks more than I thought it was. ¡ Looks like it needs one more push. ¡°Send out the boss¡¯ followers. All hands on deck! For equipment, bow and arrows, wooden! Don¡¯t bother matching your volleys, take care to not hit allies, do nothing but shoot!¡± Although the followers were normal iron golems, they were armed. Their armaments could be reced depending on the strategy, their feature was that they could cope with a lot of situations. We¡¯re going with wooden arrows this time. I don¡¯t intend for them to damage the wolf, their only purpose is to divert its attention. Even if they identally hit allies, it won¡¯t do much damage. Wood won¡¯t do much to the iron golems. The bows fired towards the wolf, their bowstrings ringing from the force¡ but were all swatted down by its tail. That¡¯s alright. The wolf¡¯s attacks are lessening more and more, constantly being attacked by Meat manipting the iron haniwa. Is the wolf tiring? It looks like it¡¯s going berserk in this game of concentration. As soon as I thought that, the wolf hurled itself towards the horse golem¡¯s nk mid-attack. mming into the iron horse that hade to attack it at full strength, the wolf disappeared. ¡°¡ That¡¯s not it! It clung on!?¡± The wolf¡ªno, it didn¡¯t look like a wolf anymore. The mass of ck mist stuck to the horse¡¯s abdomen. ¡°What¡¯s going on!? It¡¯s not a wolf-type monster!? Wai¡ª, the horse golem¡ it¡¯s being eaten!?¡± The ck mist wrapped around the horse golem¡ and swallowed its body into itself, ignoring their difference in mass. Then, it returned to looking like a wolf. This time, it dealt with the follower golems in an instant. ¡°¡ Kuh!?¡± The Meat-piloted iron haniwa confronted it once again, but the wolf¡ well, when the golem thrust out its shield to block an iing bite, the wolf¡¯s head was dissipated into a mist, absorbing both the shield and its left arm. Next, the sword. Then¡ª ¡°¡ I¡¯m so, sorry¡¡± Meat uttered a sorrowful voice. The iron haniwa golem was eaten by the ck wolf, unable to do anything. Chapter 114 Consultation With Our Neighbor The ck wolf left the boss room, entering our dungeon¡¯s deepest floor, the core room. As expected, Meat was tired and was sleeping on my knees. Like a puppy. ¡°¡ There¡¯s no helping it huh.¡± ¡°Ugugu¡¡± After it took out everything we had, all we could do was just watch what happened. Even so, right now, the thing in the core room is a dummy core. Just like the real one, it¡¯s a basketball sized jewel that sheds a gentle white light. When touched, it feels around as warm as a water bottle. Since it¡¯s a dummy core, there¡¯s no problem even it it gets destroyed. ¡ The ck wolf just nced at the dummy core on the pedestal at the room¡¯s center. ¡ And proceeded to ignore it,ying down with a plop. ¡°¡ Nn?¡± ¡°Maybe¡ it isn¡¯t going to do anything?¡± Even though we just watched how things continued for a while, the ck wolf just seemed to be sleeping deeply. ¡ Shouldn¡¯t we do something now? It¡¯s not like we have any fighting potential though. We haven¡¯t seen the limit to our enemy¡¯s strength, so it¡¯s better to not attack. ¡°For the time being, it looks like we have no choice but to leave it alone for now.¡± ¡°Right¡¡± Rokuko looked like she hadplicated feelings about it, but I don¡¯t remember seeing her like that when I was summoned. [1] Come to think of it, I haven¡¯t checked our enemy¡¯s strength¡ rather, I haven¡¯t checked how much DP we¡¯re getting from it. Although it doesn¡¯t mean I can read it as a numerical value for an enemy¡¯s strength, it¡¯s a good basis to go off of. Ipletely forgot to check since I didn¡¯t know if it works for things that aren¡¯t human¡ Let¡¯s see¡ ¡ 950 DP¡ per day¡ huh? Oi, isn¡¯t this guy on the same level as a hero? That¡¯s why we couldn¡¯t win. ¡ No, it¡¯s not that we couldn¡¯t win because it was strong. It¡¯s my bad for relying on golems too much. If an enemy with physical resistance appears, we won¡¯t be able to do anything with golems alone. Even though I already knew that, I didn¡¯t put up any countermeasures for it at all. To begin with, there¡¯s a limit to just using golems. Although it¡¯s troublesome to use other monsters, it¡¯s necessary to increase the means we have to fight with. There wouldn¡¯t be any point in summoning small fries here. But something with a piercing characteristic, or perhaps just all-purpose strength¡ ¡°¡ Most importantly, we need to figure out some way to deal with this monster of an opponent huh.¡± ¡°Right.¡± It¡¯s not like I couldn¡¯te up with hints. This guy didn¡¯t go into the magma area. In that case, he¡¯s probably weak to heat. ¡ Maybe I should get some help from [me Cavern]? Ontentoo might know what this ck wolf really is. * When I contacted Ontentoo saying that it was an emergency and waited for him at the conference room¡¯s table, he rushed over. I¡¯m thankful that smanders are so fast. ¡°C¡¯mon, what¡¯s going on Kehma? It¡¯s the middle of the night.¡± ¡°I also want to sleep, but sorry. The only one I could ask was you¡¡± ¡°Haha! No helping it then eh, what happened?¡± In a good mood, Ontentooughed with his lizard face sitting opposite of me¡ He has the form of a reptile, but he really is sitting¡ Ah, that doesn¡¯t matter right now. ¡°A strange intruder arrived a short while ago¡ it broke through our boss room.¡± ¡°Huh!? You¡ª, tha¡ª, whaaa¡ª!? Are you alright!? It¡¯s in your core room!?¡± ¡°It stayed there and did nothing, but it¡¯s really bad. Our best couldn¡¯t stand up to it¡¡± ¡°That really sounds bad. What kinda guy appeared?¡± While I showed him the actual ck wolf that was snoring in the core room, I told him about its features we saw when fighting it. ¡°¡ So, we tried guiding it to [me Cavern], but it wouldn¡¯t go into the magma area.¡± ¡°I see¡ wait, you wanted to push such a risky guy over onto us?¡± ¡°I figured that if it¡¯s Ontentoo, you¡¯d be able to take care of it somehow.¡± ¡°Hah, obviously! The 100 Series Lot isn¡¯t just for show.¡± His lizard face warped with what was probably delight at being relied on. Oi, the heck¡¯s a lot? Don¡¯t say something so worrying at a time like this! Wait, dungeon cores are made with lot production? ¡°Umm, so, do you know what the ck wolf really is?¡± ¡°Nnn? Right, that guy¡¯s a¡ judging from his appearance, it¡¯s wolf-type, dark-type, or ghost-type¡¡± ¡°Fumu, something like a vampire¡¯s transformation?¡± ¡°Transformation eh. That too¡ ah, perhaps¡ no, why would that sorta thing be there¡¡± Ontentoo looked like he was stuck thinking about something, mumbling about something for a little while. Then, he told me his conclusion. ¡°There¡¯s about a seventy percent chance of it being a variation slime-type. A dark and ghost-type hybrid one.¡± ¡°¡ A slime? So it¡¯s wolf shape¡¯s from mimicry?¡± ¡°Yeah. Humans can move around pretty fast by using slimes, so they train ¡¯em to use other animals¡¯ forms. But still, this one¡¯s way too strong. They¡¯d usually just use the limbs of other animals, then there¡¯s that high offensive strength¡ that¡¯s why, it could be another monsterpletely, so seventy percent.¡± Slimes get trained huh. There are tamers? ¡°It¡¯s weak points are¡¡± ¡°Oi Kehma? Ya got the consultation fee?¡± ¡°¡ I have a strong alcohol called vodka. How about one of those for the fee?¡± I put a bottle of vodka onto the table after buying it with DP. One bottle is 100 DP. It might not be enough since it¡¯s sized for a human though. However, using alcohol as gifts is popr in this world, so Ontentoo epted it with pleasure. ¡°Ooh! Alcohol, a good one! Does Kehma drink?¡± ¡°No, I don¡¯t drink much.¡± ¡°That so, then I¡¯ll drink it with Redra. It¡¯s a bit small though.¡± ¡°¡ ¡ You want two more?¡± ¡°Ooh! You¡¯ve got me in a vice!¡± Ontentoo opened the vodka¡¯s lid and gave it a whiff,ughing joyfully. ¡°Watch your step. Well, it should be fine with just that much.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t be like that. Kehma and I live in attached caves, we¡¯re like brothers right? Ah, I¡¯m the older brother though yeah?¡± ¡°Yeah, yeah. I¡¯m happy to have such a reliable aniki. So, your guess at what its weak points are?¡± ¡°A-A-Anikiii? You¡¯re gonna make me embarrassed ya¡¯know? ¡ Say it again.¡± That¡¯s all good, so please tell me its weak point, aniki. ¡°Nn, its weak points huh. Strong light in the case of dark-types, pure things in the case of ghost-types. If it¡¯s a vampire¡ there¡¯re various things. Well, magic in general for a slime¡ nah, it¡¯d be strong against darkness if it¡¯s a dark-type hybrid. And physical attacks should have some kind of effect? Light attributed things would be good to attack with, but there aren¡¯t really much of those that are offensive. It¡¯d be easy to win with Redra¡¯s breath ya¡¯know? It¡¯d depend on the reward though¡¡± ¡°¡ Incidentally, how much would that be?¡± ¡°I¡¯d like a thousand more of this alcohol.¡± 100,000 DP huh¡ a bit difficult. ¡°Fortunately, right now it¡¯s calmed down, so I¡¯ll try and deal with it as much as possible by myself. I¡¯ll be relying on you if something happens though.¡± ¡°Kukakaka, it¡¯s fine to rely on your aniki at any time ya¡¯know? We¡¯d melt your core room with the breath though.¡± ¡ I¡¯d be troubled if you went that far. At any rate, it¡¯s good to know I can rely on him if pushes to shove. Saying as much to Ontentoo, I took the chance to give him another five bottles of vodka. ¡°Hey Kehma? I¡¯m happy about it, but are you sure? This¡¯s more than the consultation fee yeah?¡± ¡°Eh? I interrupted your sleep with the consultation, so it¡¯s natural to repay that too.¡± ¡°¡ Well, it¡¯s alright then. If you need anything else, feel free to give me a call.¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯ll take you up on that.¡± Now then, let¡¯s deal with that ck wolf somehow. I can¡¯t sleep at ease if I don¡¯t¡ Haah, I don¡¯t want to work. Footnotes: Recall the bandit situation. £±£°£°·¬Ì¨¥í¥Ã¥È ¡ª This is a term I¡¯m not 100% on. Please note that as soon as I figure out the proper term, I¡¯ll update this and let everyone know in a following chapter release post. £±£°£°·¬Ì¨ is literally: 100 (No.) (Counter/Series). Chapter 115 A Good Idea When I woke up from sleeping, Rokuko looked into my face. ¡°¡ Why did you sleep?¡± ¡°Eh? No, uhh¡ª¡± ¡°Sehza.¡± ¡°Eh? S-seiza?¡± ¡°Un, sehza. Do it. Okay?¡± And so I was made to sit in a seiza for some reason. Why? Even sleeping is no good? I¡¯m a human, I need to sleep. ¡°Well, why did you sleep? Even though I¡¯m in a pinch.¡± ¡°¡ Is that a biological question? Humans will die if they don¡¯t sleep.¡± ¡°Even if you don¡¯t sleep for one night you¡¯ll be alright. You slept just before this.¡± No, well, yeah, but¡ Please think about it. I woke up. Waking up means I did my best against the terrible drowsiness. I even woke Ontentoo up and consulted with him, so I think I did well. Seriously. I did my best since I was no use in the battle you know? ¡°Can¡¯t you wake up for my sake too?¡± ¡°That¡¯s not it Rokuko. I can¡¯t demonstrate my original specs if I don¡¯t sleep, so in other words, I sleep to power up.¡± ¡°¡ Really?¡± ¡°Really really. I think about things while I¡¯m asleep, I even thought about how to deal with our enemy while sleeping.¡± ¡°Hmm. So, how will we deal with it?¡± Rokuko stared at me dubiously. She crouched down as though to pry more out of me, who was still sitting in a seiza, from above. What to do huh¡ ah,e to think of it, Ontentoo said that slimes are kept and trained huh. So that means tamers¡ couldn¡¯t we go with taming it? Alright, let¡¯s use that as an excuse. ¡°I heard about it from Ontentoo, but it seems there are these people called tamers¡ If we tame that ck wolf, wouldn¡¯t it turn into an amazing strength for the dungeon? That¡¯s what I was thinking.¡± ¡°I see, it¡¯d really be a strongpanion. Well, how?¡± ¡°Yeah. First, there¡¯s a strong possibility of that wolf being a slime using mimicry to take the shape of a wolf. Also that it was raised before.¡± ¡°Un, and then?¡± It feels like my excuse caught her attention. Let¡¯s keep it up. ¡°First we have to know our opponent. We¡¯ll talk to it.¡± ¡°¡ Who, and how?¡± It¡¯d be great if I could talk to someone directly using the dungeon¡¯s functions, but unfortunately even if the functions allow for us to hear voices inside the dungeon, it doesn¡¯t have the ability to send my voice to wherever I want. If there were, it¡¯d be convenient for convening for emergencies like this. Setting aside the monster girls, Meat and Ichika aren¡¯t even able tomunicate with the dungeon¡¯s menu function. But I just now remembered that I made a golem that could reproduce voices perfectly the other day. ¡°¡ I¡¯llmunicate to it with a golem. If it looks safe, I¡¯ll get closer to some extent and try using [Air Voice], yeah? If it was raised by humans, I think it should have enough intelligence to understand human speech.¡± While I was at it, I also remembered that I ¡®d learned the wind magic [Air Voice]. It¡¯s been a long time. Since before I went to buy Ichika. In the end, all I¡¯ve really been using is [Create Golem] huh, it¡¯s really too convenient. I¡¯m definitely a golem expert¡ That backfired on me a bit this time though. ¡°Hmm, you thought about it properly this time.¡± ¡°Obviously. Who do you think I am? I¡¯m your partner, the dungeon master.¡± ¡°That¡¯s right, you¡¯re my partner after all. Sorry for doubting you okay?¡± Saying that, Rokuko nced at the red ring that shined on her ring finger, smiling. Thinking about if the conversation goes badly¡ For now, the boss room will turn into a sea of magma and the core room will sink into a sea ofva. Well, that¡¯s just peachy. ¡°¡ I couldn¡¯te up with a good idea while speaking after all¡¡± ¡°Nn? Did you say something?¡± ¡°Nah, it¡¯s nothing. Ah, can I stop destroying my legs now? I want to go back to sleep.¡± ¡°¡ Kehma? Right now, this dungeon has been invaded all the way past the boss room, I¡¯m in a pinch you know? I¡¯m afraid and can¡¯t sleep at night though?¡± And she had me sit in seiza for another thirty minutes. ¡°This much doesn¡¯t seem like a punishment.¡± Moreover, she said that and sat on my thighs. It felt like I¡¯d turned into some kind of floor cushion. That said, she didn¡¯t do anything else and just stayed sitting down. As expected, I tried to think of a way to start a conversation. Since there was thirty minutes of silence, I gave up and spoke. ¡°Hey, Rokuko?¡± ¡°I-I¡¯ll forgive you with this much!¡± She dashed out of the room. What did Rokuko want to do there? ¡ My legs are super numb. Ah, it turned into a punishment huh. Wait, didn¡¯t she just go with what she said at the start? * I went back to sleep after being released from Rokuko¡¯s floor cushion punishment¡ since I can¡¯t actually do that, I decided to replenish our golems for now. Apart from the three girls¡¯ favorite variety golems that could easily be made with the single incantation, the haniwa golem has a lot of parts that take time to make. For now I repaired the stone haniwa golem that had started breaking, upgrading its sword and shield to be made of iron. Additionally, I remade the iron golem from scratch since it was eaten andpletely destroyed. I didn¡¯t really add any functions to them in particr. And I thought about it just now, on the topic of it being a haniwa golem, after being made from y, isn¡¯t it more y golem-ish than haniwa-ish? Because of that, I made a simple y haniwa golem with no armor to rx. I made it and that¡¯s all good, but there¡¯s no use for it¡ ¡ And so I decided to use it as a messenger golem. In short, it was a golem that was in charge of a thread telephone golem. First, the golem would run to the other party, and when I talked into the thread telephone golem on my end, it would reproduce my voice on the other end. Since I can hear voices by using the menu¡¯s monitoring function, it only needs to deliver my voice to them. Then again, it has nothing to do with what¡¯s happening right now since the other person is a wolf¡ or a slime. No, it might be able to talk huh, that smander¡¯s able to at least. Still, this string telephone golem was different from a usual string telephone. It was something excellent that could carry my voice along whether or not it was pulled around corners or shut in doors. The point is that the string telephone is a single golem¡¯s body. [Receive vibrations in the receiving paper cup and y them back with the yback paper cup.] With that order, it¡¯s able to deliver my voice. It¡¯s the same kind of thing as if I told it to move its left hand just like how I move its right hand. It¡¯s attained a ridiculous level of convenience, I want a golem telephone line throughout the dungeon. How about I stop being a dungeon master and start calling myself a golem master? Ah, oops. Right now we need to get through this unscathed. I looked to see what the ck wolf was doing with the menu. It¡¯s still sleeping huh¡ Maybe we¡¯ll get along? ¡ Ah, doesn¡¯t the taming sess chance go up if you raise a g like that? It¡¯s definitely my imagination. Chapter 116 Contact We decided to begin our approach to the ck wolf. Although it looks like it woke up, it¡¯s not doing much of anything other than swinging its ck tail back and forth. Somehow, from the looks of it it seems as though it¡¯s protecting the dungeon core. Rather, it¡¯d be great if it just kept doing that for real. And so I had the messenger golem run there. It would¡¯ve been possible for me to bring it directly out of the dummy core, but I didn¡¯t want to identally agitate the ck wolf. I took up position further away outside of the boss room with the string telephone golem in my hand. ¡ I n on running away if the wolf attacks it through Rokuko retrieving me. That might not actually happen, but there¡¯s no reason to not be careful here. [Our preparations are done! You can start anytime.] It was Rokuko¡¯s voice. If I¡¯m inside the dungeon, we canmunicate through the menu even without using the string telephone golem. ¡°Well then, guess it¡¯s time to give it a go.¡± While watching to see how things were going in the core room through the monitor, I moved the y haniwa golem inside. When the golem timidly peeped into the core room, the ck wolf stood up abruptly. ¡ I gave up the thought of having the y haniwa golem move further into the room and just decided to start talking. ¡°¡ Who are you.¡± The wolf¡¯s ears twitched¡ It might be able to answer if it can talk, but can it really? [Gurururu¡ strange golem. You, that one, what are you?] Ooh! It talked! This wolf can talk like a person! Let¡¯s introduce myself. ¡°I am this ce¡¯s master, Keima. Who are you? If you have a name, what do you call yourself?¡± [A name, I have one! I, am Rin! This ce, it¡¯s your, house? Obediently, surrender it, to me. If you do, I will spare, your life.] It¡¯s named Rin, huh. This guy uses a ton ofmas. However, I still understand what this guy¡¯s saying right now. He wants me to ¡®surrender my house¡¯¡ he wants to make it his base? Is it that it came because it wants to hibernate or something? [Hey Kehma, what was that a moment ago?] ¡°Nn?¡± A transmission from Rokuko popped up¡ What, huh. So she can¡¯t hear it? Rokuko should have been able to hear it too though¡ Ah, nope, right. It¡¯s Trantion Function-san doing his job. I can¡¯t even understand if it¡¯s using slime speech or wolf speech yet he¡¯s tranting it properly, seriously awesome. ¡°And because of that, we can negotiate properly.¡± [¡ Got it. You said its name was Rin? If the wolf attacks, I¡¯ll retrieve you.] I briefly told Rokuko about it and returned to negotiating with the wolf. [What will, you choose. Want to, be eaten? Kehma.] ¡°Let me think for a moment.¡± [I am, hungry, better, hurry. Ku, ku, ku, ku.] Thatughter feels bad somehow, like it¡¯s in monotone. Is it because it¡¯s a wolf? ¡°¡ You want food then? What do you¡ Rin, what do you eat?¡± [I eat, anything. Even, golems!] It opened its pitch-ck mouth, aiming at the messenger golem, threatening it with its darkly colored fangs. ¡ Ah, right, it thinks that I¡¯m the golem huh? Well, whatever. If it¡¯s a living thing that gets hungry, I might be able to win it over with food. ¡°You eat golems huh. How much do you eat per day? I¡¯ll feed you.¡± [¡ You¡¯ll sell, yourrades?] Rin spoke in deep voice, loaded with a gloomy feeling. It feels like my reputation would go down if I actually agreed here. ¡°You might say that, but you said that you¡¯re fine eating anything that moves.¡± [That, so? You, Kehma? A golem, right? Aren¡¯t you, this cave¡¯s, master?] So it really does think I¡¯m a golem. In other words, it thinks that I¡¯m someone that¡¯d sell my followers even if they¡¯re the same race or something. Really, I¡¯m suuuuper nice to myrades ya¡¯know!? I started to correct it, but stopped for now. I want to avoid saying that I¡¯m a dungeon master. It¡¯s a secret that Haku-san told me to absolutely protect until they be arade. If this guy has a human owner and that person shows up to take it back, it¡¯d get leaked. Even so, it¡¯s probably a good thing to say that I¡¯m not a golem. Seeing its reaction from a moment ago, it seems like it doesn¡¯t like people that¡¯d sell out their own race, so negotiations would be hindered. And so because of that, I decided to tell it that I¡¯m not a golem without saying too much. ¡°Don¡¯t misunderstand. I am not a golem.¡± [Not, a golem¡? True, you look, strange. You¡¯re like, the strong one, in thatst room, and the one, before that. Were those, your, parents?] Our conversation didn¡¯t move at all even though I said that I¡¯m not a golem. Rather, a haniwa golem family huh, that¡¯s a new setting. ¡°No, I made them.¡± [!? You are, the parent, then!?] Why¡¯s it so troublesome to correct it!? Well, the point that I made them isn¡¯t wrong and I can¡¯t think of a good way to say it¡ Yep, let¡¯s leave it there! ¡°For now, if you want to eat golems, just say how much you want me to feed you. How¡¯s that?¡± [¡ I don¡¯t like, golems, much. They aren¡¯t, tasty.] ¡°T-that so? Then what do you want to eat?¡± [You!] The talks went full throttle out of nowhere!? Grah, I don¡¯t get what it¡¯s thinking! Isn¡¯t this beyond the point of cultural differences!? [¡ You talk, too much. I am, getting hungry. I¡¯ll eat, Kehma!] ¡°H-hold up. It¡¯s alright to eat me, but why¡¯d youe here in the first ce? I want to know.¡± [To eat, yoooou! Time, to eat!] With a snap, the messenger golem was eaten by the wolf. Simultaneously with that, I was retrieved into the master room. Looks like Rokuko pulled me back since the golem got eaten. On the monitor, I saw the telephone golem get crunched up by the wolf like it was eating noodles. ¡°It ate the golem huuuh. So, what now Kehma? Was the conversation beneficial somehow?¡± ¡°¡ Hmmm, it¡¯s like we connected and like we didn¡¯t connect¡¡± Should I give it another shot? After giving it some time, that is. Chapter 117 Well, What Now? After I headed back to the inn to take a break from negotiating with the ck wolf, a guest arrived. A man with a turban on his head¡ uhh, who was this guy again¡? Ah, the shop manager huh. The guy I entrusted a hundred gold to. I forgot his name though. Wait¡ did I ever even hear it? Soon as that guy saw me, he shouted in a panic. ¡°K-Kehma-han! I-i-it¡¯s bad! T-there¡¯s been a major incideeent! S-s-serious for the viaage!¡± ¡®I need to tell you as soon as possible!¡¯ I got his intention, but I don¡¯t get what the incident is at all. Did someone die or something? ¡°Major incident? What happened? Did you fail in that business venture?¡± ¡°T-that¡¯s alright! C-c-calm down and listen ¡®kay!? It¡¯s good, it¡¯s good! Good news or bad news, which do ya want!?¡± You¡¯re the one that should calm down. That¡¯s the first I heard of there being good news. ¡°Then let¡¯s go with the good part.¡± ¡°The good one, yeah, that¡¯s¡ The fourth floor was captured!¡± The fourth floor¡ ah, I forgot to fix the riddle area. Crap. ¡°Aah, cool, and?¡± ¡°Matchin¡¯ the Hero-sama¡¯s report, the interior continues into a spiral staircase and, well, that¡¯s when they turned back though¡ Muu, Kehma-han. Yer reaction¡¯s a bit weak¡ did ya already capture it as well!?¡± ¡°I wonder. So, is that all of the good news?¡± ¡°Yah. The riddle room¡¯s doors were smashed up so that people could get by! It didn¡¯t look like they were repairin¡¯ themselves after watching for a bit either. People could get to the fifth floor and get magic swords in swarms.¡± Aah, so they¡¯ll flock to it until I repair it huh. Haah, so troublesome¡ ¡°But here¡¯s the bad part! ¡ There¡¯s the chance of a boss ss monster is appearing on the second or third floors! It¡¯s bad! In truth, Bancho-han¡¯s corpse got found. The C-Rank adventurer, Bancho-han, was almost a B-Rank and got killed by it. The remnants of his corpse was burned, but there were traces that his armor was chewed off¡¡± Yep, that¡¯s Rin¡ so it¡¯s about the ck wolf huh. I mean, I forgot about collecting his corpse, huh. Rather, didn¡¯t I forget about all of them? ¡ More precisely, don¡¯t both of those things have to do with the ck wolf? The adventurers were able to advance into the spiral staircase area thanks to that guy wrecking the riddle area. But there¡¯s also the possibility of it roaming the dungeon too, huh. Though it¡¯s actually just sleeping in the core room, I don¡¯t know if it¡¯ll stay there. ¡°¡ What do you think we should do, Kehma-han!?¡± ¡°Wouldn¡¯t it be fine to just have the guild put out an investigation or subjugationmission? ¡ Use the operating funds I left with you to pay for the reward. I¡¯ll leave the rest to you.¡± ¡°O-ooh! Right! Leave it to me!¡± The merchant ran off. ¡ Yep, it should be plenty leaving it to him. I don¡¯t particrly feel like making him arade though. Ah, wouldn¡¯t this look like another transition phase, making another lookoutmissione up? Troublesome. Even though I have so much going on right now¡ Maybe I could refuse it using my authority as the vige chief~ * Since I couldn¡¯t repair the riddle area with all of the eyes on it right now, I decided to just make the parts. It should be a good chance have adventurers try out the warehouse area. There are a lot of iron golems wandering around there. Well, it should also be fine to tease the adventurers with the variety golems. I want to steadily show off our characteristics as a dungeon. And because of that, while I madepact golems, I had everyone gather to discuss what we¡¯re going to do about the wolf again. I say everyone, but Nerune and Kinue-san aren¡¯t here since they¡¯re working at the inn right now though. ¡°Now then, let¡¯s discuss for the future.¡± ¡°Kehma, shouldn¡¯t you only do one or the other? Make golems or discuss?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t be stupid, I¡¯ll have more time to sleep if I do all of the troublesome stuff together.¡± ¡°Ah, that¡¯s Kehma for you.¡± Rokuko nodded her head, understanding something. I don¡¯t get what she understood, but I¡¯m happy she gets it. ¡°First off, the dungeon. We¡¯ll increase the number of floors again. After the warehouse area, it¡¯ll diverge into the boss room, the magma area, and the new floor.¡± ¡°There¡¯s still the spiral staircase area to go through now, but won¡¯t adventurers make it into the warehouse area soon?¡± ¡°Yeah, since it can¡¯t be helped, the new floor¡¯s entrance¡ will be a new riddle area built quickly with nothing but DP. Well, make it quickly and we¡¯ll hurry to expand the dungeon farther in. I¡¯m making the necessary golems for a riddle area right now, so I¡¯ll leave the instation of it to you, Rokuko.¡± ¡°Got it! I¡¯ll start digging out the area after the riddle area with golems too.¡± Hopping onto my train of thought, as expected of my partner huh. ¡°¡ But what about that ck wolf?¡± ¡°The ck wolf¡ its name seems to be Rin. I was able to talk with it¡ but although I could fundamentally understand it, it was hard to understand.¡± ¡°It ate you after all, Kehma.¡± The messenger golem, huh. Right, need to make a new one of those too. Let¡¯s make a few since more will probably get eaten. Ah, Ichika raised her hand to ask a question. ¡°Goshujin-sama. What did that wolf say? We couldn¡¯t get that wolf¡¯s words at all¡¡± ¡°Ah, I asked what it wanted. The things that wolf wanted are¡ a dwelling, and food.¡± ¡°So it¡¯ll be quiet if it gets food and that room?¡± ¡°¡ Docile huh, yeah. Right now, Rin¡¯s been sleeping since it ate the golem. Haaah¡ ¡°For now, since I was able tomunicate, if we keep trying¡ even though it¡¯ll be troublesome¡ me might manage somehow or another¡ even though it¡¯ll be troublesome¡¡± ¡°Persevering, heeeh. Somehow, that word feels like it suits Kehma the least, and also not?¡± ¡°Master, I feel you area working wonderfully.¡± ¡ Yep,e to think of it, don¡¯t I do amazing work when I¡¯m not asleep? ¡°The time that other people y is when Goshujin-sama sleeps.¡± ¡°My vote is that he sleeps too much!¡± ¡°Even though the time he¡¯s awake is short, isn¡¯t master¡¯s workload more than the normal person¡¯s?¡± Oi, the story wandered off topic. It feels like they¡¯re praising me but right now we should be talking about the wolf, the wolf! ¡°Well, the wolf¡ Rin, because we can negotiate with it, we¡¯ll keep trying to negotiate with the golem. We can talk with it to some degree.¡± ¡°When Kehma did the negotiations, no one else understand that wolf.¡± Before, when I¡¯d talked with Rin, after my first, ¡°Who are you,¡± nothing else was in human speech, it was all in wolfnguage. Like ¡®bow-wow¡¯. Trantion Function-san did his best huh. Since my opening words were understood, Rin might be able to understand human speech. In other words, we should be able to converse with it in human speech as well if I just listen for the wolf speech. ¡°Umm, Goshujin-sama. Are you sure?¡± ¡°Nn? What¡¯s up, Meat? Can you understand wolf speech too?¡± ¡°Y-yes. Vaguely, though. I, am a dog beastkin.¡± ¡°Ooh! Meat, your doggy ears aren¡¯t just for show! Alright, good good.¡± I fiddled around with Meat¡¯s ears. Stroking her head, Meat¡¯s tail wagged back and forth with a pitter-patter. This was a good miscalction. She might be able to connect with it better than me for the negotiations since she¡¯s ck colored and a dog type. ¡°Alright, let¡¯s leave the next negotiation to Meat. Show us you winning that wolf, Rin, over to our side, Meat!¡± ¡°Yes! Please leave it to me!¡± For the time being, let¡¯s make a ck messenger golem for Meat¡¯s use so that it sees it as a different person. I don¡¯t know if it can distinguish them apart though. Being ck may be something important¡ Maybe it¡¯ll be interesting to mix ck-colored paints into it instead of coating it or something? Chapter 118 Contact Once Again Meat, having chosen to wait until around the time the wolf¡ªRin¡ªwoke up, operated the golem. So that Meat could see Rin¡¯s appearance with the monitor, Rei opened the menu for her. And so this time I was just on standby in the master room in case something happened. A job that doesn¡¯t need to do anything in particr. ¡ Rokuko¡¯s been in charge of retrieving people in the case of something happening for a while now. There¡¯s a proper reason why I¡¯m not taking charge. Rokuko can easily collect Meat and Ichika into the master room even though they aren¡¯t ves because I convinced her that [ves are items, so you can]. And although the system might be able to do this to start with¡ it¡¯s a loophole. The function ban might be lifted if the dungeon grows up. Well, whether you could actually say that Meat and Ichika can actually be treated like items¡ it¡¯splicated. It¡¯s a secret from Rokuko, but I don¡¯t think she can do it. It¡¯d be bad if there was a mistake with the retrieval in this situation. It¡¯d also be an out if Rokuko couldn¡¯t do it in the end. That¡¯s my reason. In other words, I have nothing to do at all. Just watching. We¡¯ve prepared some food with the ck messenger golem and fodder. I wonder if it¡¯ll be enough? ¡°Hello.¡± Meat promptly addressed it using the messenger golem. Rin listlessly looked at the golem, immediately followed by opening its red eyes in surprise. [Wha¡ª, bastard, Kehma!? Why, you should, be eaten!] Ah, its shape really is the same as the haniwa series after all. It looks the same with just a variation in color huh. [Why, why are, you alive, Kehma!] ¡°¡ That is my Goshujin-sama.¡± [Hoh, I see. Looking closer, you¡¯re ck. A different one. But, that guy, is already, my food. So, you, are my, follower.] ¡°¡ No? You¡¯re wrong though?¡± Strength = Excellence. Yep, thew of the wild. That doesn¡¯t have anything to do with Meat though. [¡ Wrong? You swear, loyalty to, that dead guy. Admirable.] ¡°Yes, I am Goshujin-sama¡¯s, even in death.¡± Meat answered Rin¡¯s question in one go¡ Huh? Just now, didn¡¯t the nuance change a little? [Is that, so? Then, what is, your business?] ¡°Be my follower.¡± [I refuse! I do not, need, a master!] Promptly refused. Well, obviously. So it¡¯ll be negotiations from here on huh. Meat manipted the messenger golem to take out a hamburger. ¡°You¡¯ll get this delicious hamburger if you join now though?¡± [I won¡¯t, ept bait! I¡¯ll eat, you too!] ¡°Aren¡¯t you hungry? Then how about some candy? It¡¯s sweet and delicious.¡± [I said no! Garururu!] She took out candy, but Rin was already in an enraged state. Rather, what? This conversation, doesn¡¯t it feel a little out of sync? Oi, Meat. Rin-san¡¯s angry. ¡°If you don¡¯t need candy, you¡¯ll just be my follower?¡± [Ridiculous! If you want me, to be, your follower, defeat me! Then, I¡¯ll consider, it!] ¡°So you¡¯ll be my follower, then? Thank you very much. Here, a candy.¡± [I won¡¯t! I don¡¯t need one! I¡¯ll eat, you!] And so it chewed up the ck messenger golem. Simultaneously with that, Rokuko retrieved Meat and Rei into the master room. Wee back. ¡°¡ It was amused, but it ate me. Next time will be alright.¡± ¡°Hey, Meat¡ Perhaps, can you only understand some of the wolf¡¯s words?¡± ¡°? Yes, that¡¯s right.¡± She squarely agreed¡ Yep, that¡¯s it. ¡°¡ A conversation about coexisting didn¡¯t exist there. Rather, it was getting mad. Super mad.¡± ¡°!? I-it was no good!? Surely it was hiding its embarrassment¡¡± ¡°It was no good¡. Well, it went forward a bit when it said that it¡¯d think about bing your follower if you defeated it though.¡± ¡°I-I¡¯m sorry¡¡± Well, it¡¯s alright. ording to my original n¡ even though it¡¯s troublesome¡ guess I¡¯ll negotiate with it¡ even though it¡¯s very troublesome. Haah. I prepared a not-ck messenger golem just in case something like this happened. ¡°Leave the rest to me.¡± I patted Meat¡¯s head with a small p and began my preparations for the negotiation. * ¡°Oooi, Rin. Could you wake up? I have something to talk about.¡± [¡ Another, new one!?] When I talked to Rin, Rin looked at the messenger golem with its red eyes. ¡°Hahaha, I¡¯m Kehma. So how¡¯s it going, livingfortably?¡± [Kehma!? Why are you, alive!? I ate you!] ¡°Don¡¯t misunderstand. I wouldn¡¯t die from something like that. You could eat me again if you¡¯d like?¡± [Strange golem¡ even though, I definitely, ate you.] Yeah. Even though you ate the golem, the voice actor was still fine. [Perhaps, that ck one, is also alive?] ¡°Hooh, why?¡± [Even though, I ate it, it didn¡¯t taste good. Kehma, it was the same, as you. A normal golem¡¯s, taste.] ¡ Do golem¡¯s taste differently? Is there a strawberry-tasting golem? [Kehma is, a unique monster, so I thought, you would have, a delicious, or unusual, taste.] ¡°I¡¯m made from y, so I shouldn¡¯t taste any different.¡± [Unique monsters, are delicious.] Maybe its fundamental sense of taste is different? y normally wouldn¡¯t taste like anything but y. I get the feeling that taming it with Japanese cuisine might be a bit hard? I took out the dog food I brought since I couldn¡¯t use it to try and tame it. ¡°I brought this, did you want to eat it?¡± [What, is it?] ¡°Food for dogs. It¡¯s fine if you don¡¯t really want to eat it.¡± [Don¡¯t want it.] So it doesn¡¯t want it huh¡ The heck am I going to do with it now? I can¡¯t feed it to Meat. ¡°Well, I heard a bit of it, but you said you¡¯d be a follower if you¡¯re defeated, Rin?¡± [Motivated?] ¡°Yeah, though not right now. If it¡¯s for you to be my follower, can I challenge you?¡± [Go, ahead. I¡¯m eating you, now.] Saying that, Rin bared its fangs. I said not right now! [Time to eat!] ¡°¡ Understood, I¡¯lle again.¡± The heck¡¯s with this guy. I didn¡¯t get to ask about anything serious. While being dragged back into the master room, I thought about what¡¯s to be done. Chapter 119 Experiment Start Even though I told Meat something like, ¡°Leave the rest to me,¡± it just wound up with me getting eaten as usual. As her Goshujin-sama, I can¡¯t leave her with a bad example! ¡°¡ I wonder what I can do~¡± I was absorbed in thinking about it while eating onigiri in the dining room. It was a lunch that Kinue-san made. When I bit into one, it had an omelette inside. The heck is she putting in these¡? Well, I don¡¯t dislike it though. Rather, I¡¯ve been thinking how to defeat that wolf¡ defeat Rin. But I have no clue what¡¯d be effective. I want to investigate a little more first. Alright, let¡¯s start experimenting next. Still, our DP ie exploded upwards with Rin being here. At this point I¡¯m inclining towards wanting to make it arade. I can¡¯t sleep quietly because of the uneasy feeling of having that fellow keep staying for a long while though¡ yep, I want to hurry up and defeat it and turn it into arade. ¡ That guy also hasn¡¯t particrly made any moves against the dungeon core (it¡¯s a dummy one though) huh. It¡¯d be great if we could just get it to promise to keep on not attacking it. If it turned into a situation of Rin going for the real core in Rokuko¡¯s room, it¡¯d be scary. Like how dangerous it is if a burr rushes in¡ªwell, I don¡¯t think that¡¯ll happen though. Hmm, I wonder if I should strengthen Rokuko¡¯s room¡¯s security? Just when I started thinking about that, Gozoh walked into the dining room. ¡°Oh, Kehma.¡± ¡°Hm? Ah, Gozoh. It¡¯s been a while huh. Haven¡¯t seen you in a while.¡± ¡°I¡¯ve been spending time at the bar after all! ¡ I¡¯ve been thinking about epting that investigationmission, but hey. Want to ept it together?¡± ¡°Themission put out from the vige? I¡¯m the vige chief though.¡± Rather, what does he intend to do if something happens to the vige chief? Well, the bar¡¯s master¡ªthe vige sub-chief¡ªwould just be the vige chief I guess. ¡°There¡¯s nothing saying you can¡¯t ept amission you put out yourself. The guild acknowledged themission, so adventurers can ept it.¡± Is that really alright? Couldn¡¯t you just put out tons ofmissions without having to actually pay anything and rank up super quickly¡? Maybe that¡¯s the thing aristocrat children use to raise their ranks? It seems like they get ranks as nobles if they have a high rank. ¡°Raising through the ranks like that¡¯s limited at C-Rank though. The guild checks to see whether or not themission is appropriate, so it can¡¯t be too easy of amission for the rank. You need a rmendation to get B-Rank or higher, and there¡¯d be no meaning if you can¡¯t pass the examination.¡± ¡°So it was something like that huh¡ But they can still get C-rank huh.¡± ¡°That much is possible from just getting a rare item or something; they just pay arge sum of money to get it.¡± But C-Rank huh. Right now this dungeon¡¯s limited to C-Rank, but thinking about being able to buy the privilege of C-Rank and go wherever¡ that may be good to do, depending on the price. Ah, but there was talk about there being a written test for ranks above C huh. It seems like people that are irregrly strong are exempted though. ¡°So themission¡¯s asking for what?¡± ¡°Aye, the investigationmission is asking to¡ investigate whether or not there is the existence of a demon that threatens [Cave of Desires] floors two and three.¡± That didn¡¯t answer me at all though¡ ¡°Whether or not there¡¯s a demon that¡¯ll be a threat huh, so how do we go about looking for it?¡± ¡°Human wave tactics. If we can¡¯t find it in a few days, we¡¯ll assume it went back farther inside. By the way, since the transition phase¡¯s investigation is going to be held along with this, thepulsory participation in lookout duty will be waived.¡± ¡°Got it, I¡¯ll do it. Can Mea¡ª¡ can Kuro and Ichikae along as well?¡± Knowing that there won¡¯t be anything showing up makes it seriously hard to get through. Moreover, it¡¯s cold. It¡¯s troublesome doing work though. ¡°Aye. I¡¯ll be participating together with Roppu after all. We¡¯ll all get along; it¡¯s been decided that we¡¯ll be separating parties in thebyrinth though.¡± ¡°I¡¯d be relieved if Wataru came too.¡± ¡ I¡¯d love somehow being able to throw Wataru at Rin¡ That guy¡¯s a hero. He wins in the DP department. He could use some kind of magic that goes bang! Like Thunder Storm or something. ¡°What are you worried about?¡± While sitting down next to me, Gozoh put up a sk of alcohol to his mouth and drank some. A product of the dungeon, a high performance sk that provides a heat instion function. Among other things, you could put hot sake into it. ¡°Ah, wait¡ there was those ¡®tamers¡¯. What do you know about tamers?¡± ¡°Tamers? Those guys that tame monsters? There¡¯s stories that they¡¯re able tomunicate with monsters, but are you thinking of switching?¡± ¡°Converse huh, no¡ well, it¡¯s all good. I mean, that¡¯s all huh.¡± ¡°It¡¯s hard to learn how to speak to a monster! To buy the skill for it, even a single weak monster¡¯snguage is ten gold¡ ah, right. That much is easy for you to take out isn¡¯t it, Kehma? Then isn¡¯t it fine?¡± Eh, so there was a skill for monsternguages after all? I didn¡¯t check! Let¡¯s check secretly so that Gozoh doesn¡¯t see¡ hmmm, nope, not there. I wonder if there¡¯s some condition to unlock it? ¡°So, what about slimes?¡± ¡°Slime? Ah, they¡¯re pretty tough, good against blunt attacks. They¡¯re weak to magic though.¡± ¡°So they¡¯re like that huh. Another question, I heard something about slimes normally being trained to take the shape of a wolf or something¡?¡± ¡°Yeah. You can even keep them inside of a cylinder. They¡¯re convenient to carry that way.¡± ¡°Heeeh¡. Wait, wouldn¡¯t it turn into a magic sword if you put a small cylindrical slime into the sword¡¯s hilt and had it use magic?¡± ¡°Hahaha, what d¡¯you think a magic sword it¡ hmm? Wait, could you? Huh!? W-wait a sec, I need to talk to Kantra!¡± With that, Gozoh dashed out of the dining hall, leaving his sk on the counter. Huh? Why does it feel like I just identally gave him a technological breakthrough? Well, it probably won¡¯t be stronger than a magic sword. Let¡¯s tell Meat and Ichika about thatmission for now. ¡ Then maybe I should talk to the guild about me participating in themission just to make sure. Gozoh even forgot about his alcohol after all. Well, themission to search for the demon that appeared and was menacing the second and third floors was settled, they even gave out maps. But for them to make such an urate map¡ they¡¯ve practically found all of the moving and non-moving walls. It¡¯s good that it finished easily, but maybe I need to alter thebyrinth area¡¯s design? Maybe I¡¯ll change some of the wall and wall golems¡¯ positions? * While the vige¡¯s stuff is proceeding smoothly, let¡¯s return to the dungeon¡¯s side. It said something about thinking the vor would be different¡ maybe I should try seasoning the golem a bit? Because of that, I made the next haniwa golem with magma in it. Its body¡¯s insides are boiling. Let¡¯s feed this to Rin. It looked hot enough to turn my hands into charcoal if I¡¯d touched the magma directly, so I had the golem put the magma into the hollowed out area inside of it that I made, paying careful attention so that none would spill. ¡°Ooi, Rin. It¡¯s lunch time!¡± [Kuaaah! You¡¯re still, alive, after all, Kehma!] Just as Rin started waking up, I walked in with the messenger golem with magma in it. ¡°Now then, eat me.¡± [¡ Kehma, is your, head alright? Normally, people don¡¯t want, to be food.] It¡¯s alright, so please hurry up and eat me. The magma¡¯s cooling down. ¡°Isn¡¯t your stomach getting empty? It is right? Besides, you know I won¡¯t die even if you eat me.¡± [Ah, well, then, I¡¯ll eat now, but¡ Kehma, you taste bad.] ¡°I remembered you say that, so I changed my vor today. Now then, go on!¡± [G-got it. I¡¯ll do it now, so¡ time to eat!] With a snap, I was eaten in one gulp. I looked for its reaction on the monitor, but it didn¡¯t look like it really took any damage. ¡ Maybe its weak point isn¡¯t magma? I was off the mark huh. Or maybe there just wasn¡¯t enough? Well, it¡¯s fine. There are still more things to try out. Next is sulfuric acid, then a strong alkali solution, then various sleeping drugs, there¡¯s gotta be something this guy can¡¯t eat and I¡¯ll find it. Whether this guy bes apanion or stays as an enemy, its useful knowing its weak spot. Chapter 120 The Saintess Several days after I started various experiments with Rin. As the vige sub-chief, the bar master paid me a visit. ¡°Kehma-san, an adventurer epting the subjugationmission arrived, could you go and give a word of greetings as the vige chief?¡± ¡°¡ Troublesome. How about you give the greetings, as the vige sub-chief? I¡¯m just a figurehead after all~¡± When I said that, the vige sub-chief refused in regret. ¡°I can¡¯t do that. This person is the Holy Kingdom¡¯s Saintess-sama¡ if we do not correspond with this properly, it will be an even more troublesome matter. Besides, there is some sort of matter she wishes to talk about¡¡± ¡°¡ I see. I don¡¯t know what kind of thing the Holy Kingdom is, but it looks like it really is troublesome. So, what¡¯s the Holy Kingdom?¡± ¡°You¡ don¡¯t know?¡± And so he briefed me about it. The Holy Kingdom¡¯s something of a religious nation. And it appears to be the empire¡¯s bordering country. The saintess was one of the Holy Kingdom¡¯s symbols, a woman who held the power of a strong saint. When I stealthily checked out the map, there was an existence in the adventurer guild that was worth 250 DP per day. ¡ So that person¡¯s the saintess, huh. Wait, doesn¡¯t it feel like this course of events already happened back with the hero? ¡°And that is the situation¡ For Saintess-sama toe here¡ it might be to flip over this vige from its roots.¡± ¡°Huh? How so?¡± ¡°The Holy Kingdom¡¯s religion is the Light God¡¯s Decree¡ The Light God¡¯s Decree thoroughly denies the existence of dungeons, things made by demons¡ If Saintess-sama somehow captures the dungeon, this vige¡¯s reason for being here will vanish.¡± That¡¯s bad. ¡°This dungeon is the empire¡¯s property as well, wouldn¡¯t it turn into an international problem?¡± ¡°It will, but don¡¯t you think that Saintess-sama would disregard it and carry out her beliefs?¡± ¡ So she¡¯s a religious nut? Probably. Religion is scary. But for her to be 250 DP, Rin really is an overwhelming existence. It might unexpectedly be possible for her to be on even footing against Rin because she¡¯s its weak point¡. but it¡¯d be ideal for them to destroy each other. ¡°¡ Got it. For now, how about I go and greet her?¡± ¡°Yes! Thank you, vige chief.¡± Because of that, it was decided I would talk to her as the vige chief. Seriously, I thought I was just the bobble head chief, I shouldn¡¯t have to be working here! Though I guess greetings might be jobs for figureheads, huh. I want to get back to sleep. * ¡°Nice to meet you, Saintess-sama. I am Kehma.¡± ¡°The same to you, Vige Chief-sama. I am Alka Lu Nike Hydride. Please call me Alka.¡± Me and the saintess with a needlessly long name met in the parlor of the vige chief¡¯s residence. Alka smiled, her long and emerald green hair gently spilling downwards. She looked something like a gorgeous nun. I think this is the first time I¡¯ve seen something like green hair, this world included. ¡°No no, it would be too much to call Saintess-sama by her name. Moreover, this is our first time receiving you as a guest¡¡± ¡°Alright. It¡¯s rushed, but should we negotiate the reward?¡± Well that was sudden. Is she unexpectedly a bit worldly-minded? Or maybe she¡¯s used to acting as an adventurer? Staying alert against the saintess¡¯ jabs, I responded. ¡°Oh course.¡± ¡°Then, about the reward¡ on the morning of the threatening monster¡¯s subjugation, I would like to gain the right to destroy the dungeon core. I do not need anything else.¡± Yeah, no. ¡°That is impossible. That¡¯s as though you are telling this vige¡¯s people to die. As the vige chief, I cannot ept that at all.¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t it the same this if you allow this monster to continue on and do as it wishes? Consequently, that would allow the monster to kill everyone¡ Of course, the movement from the vige will have the backing of the Holy Kingdom.¡± Rather than it being ordinary work to destroy the dungeon core, she would even pay money for it. But still, no. I¡¯d die. ¡°This vige still hasn¡¯t been given a name yet, isn¡¯t now the best time to leave?¡± ¡°¡¡± Come to think of it, it still doesn¡¯t have a name. Even though I¡¯d told Gozoh to think of one¡ ording to my announcement of Gozoh+Roppu¡¯s Love Love Vige, it¡¯d be shortened to Go+Ro¡¯s Love Vige (temp) huh. While I was thinking about that, the saintess probably took it as me thinking about the offer and pressed on. ¡°Come now, you will have reasonable financialpensation if you do it now and could even be a candidate to migrate to the Holy Kingdom. You are the vige chief, so should I prepare a second ss area for you?¡± ¡°Second ss?¡± Too stingy for first ss huh. Well, maybe that¡¯s as much special privilege you¡¯d get for being a vige chief in an unnamed vige. ¡°Yes, a ce that you wouldn¡¯t be able to live at even with three hundred gold. You can go there through my mediation as a saintess. Please, show your thanks.¡± ¡°Heeeh, so that¡¯s how it is~¡± I don¡¯t understand it too well, but that doesn¡¯t matter. In other words, this saintess is of the rtively discriminatory type. ¡°Then, since our talks are settled¡¡± ¡°Ah, nope. Sorry if it isn¡¯t possible for you to ept it with the usual remuneration, it looks like it just isn¡¯t meant to be¡¡± ¡°Wha¡ª!? Y-you know what the Holy Kingdom¡¯s second ss is right!? Is it that you want more!?¡± ¡°No, not really.¡± ¡°N-no!? Y-you¡¯re saying¡ you don¡¯t want to have a Holy Kingdom second ss area!?¡± When I responded, the saintess opened her eyes wide in surprise. She seriously didn¡¯t expect it, that¡¯s what her eyes were saying. Even if it was bait, it¡¯s not worth my life. ¡°I-I was rude. Phew¡ right, so you don¡¯t want it? Hmm¡¡± Taking a deep breath, the saintess seemed to be thinking about something. ¡°Well, if if you cannot ept themission with the usual reward, there is nothing that can be done here¡ I absolutely cannot hand over the right to destroy the dungeon core.¡± ¡°¡ I understand. Well then, excuse me.¡± Saying that, the saintess stood from her seat and started to leave the room. ¡ Since she was looking around as though to take small peeks at me, I decided to definitely not stop her. She¡¯s waiting for me to call out for her to wait with something like, ¡°With those conditions, after all¡ª!¡±. I don¡¯t know if she herself was intending to bargain, but she was incredibly obvious. ¡°¡ He¡ª¡± ¡°What¡¯s the matter? Did you leave something behind?¡± ¡°No¡¡± Three minutester, the saintess finally made her way out of the parlor. She waited outside of the room for seven minutes after that for me to chase after her. It took a good ten minutes after that for her to leave the vige chief¡¯s residence. I wanted to shout for her to just hurry up and leave. Chapter 121 The Saintess 2 ¡°The Holy Kingdom¡¯s second ss area, is it? They must be willing to go to some lengths as well.¡± Rather than Rokuko, the one to say that was the vige sub-chief, who I¡¯d been sitting with for a moment. Yep, I mean, I¡¯m some kind of ornament right? Couldn¡¯t you have made an appearance earlier? You¡¯repletely erasing your presence, you know? This vige sub-chief, while just listening to the conversation and being the bar master, was excelling at using the art of fading into the background. ¡°Second ss, huh. I wonder which is morefortable between our inn and it¡¡± ¡°¡ I wonder? That¡¯s difficult to say. However, personally, I think I would be happy with being able to have three days of all-you-can-eat at the inn.¡± Three days over permanent residency? So in other words, it¡¯s not in the same league at all. Well, it¡¯d just be getting the right to live there, so normally thinking you¡¯d still need living expenses¡ I get the feeling that someone would be able to livefortably for years if they ebezzled the support money? ¡°So what will you do, vige chief?¡± ¡°There¡¯s not even a need to ask that, I¡¯ll go with what I said to Saintess-sama¡ However, it wouldn¡¯t be good at all if Saintess-sama just went into the dungeon and captured it¡¡± ¡°Saintess-sama is a B-rank adventurer as well as an aristocrat, she shouldn¡¯t do that much without permission¡¡± ¡°Would she be able to avoid international troubles from something like a vige chief¡¯s permission?¡± ¡°It could probably be used as an excuse if they got the okay from our side? Or maybe it¡¯s for their own consent needs?¡± Their own rules, huh. It¡¯s the same for me, people that try to take my stuff and people that waste food, as well as people that try to get in the way of my sleep¡ I¡¯ve decided it¡¯s fine to kill them in the dungeon. ¡°In any case, I¡¯m not giving her permission.¡± ¡°Right, the dungeon¡¯s profits will continue from now into the future. It would be a poorly thought out idea to exchange that for a single burst of money.¡± Looks like the vige sub-chief¡¯s thoughts are in about the same area as me. Truly a reliable vige sub-chief. Even if I weren¡¯t here, he¡¯d definitely manage things properly¡ What was his name again? Wozuma or something? Right, let¡¯s go with properly using his name next time? ¡°For now, Saintess-sama should be staying at the inn, how about we give her a warm wee?¡± And so, Saintess-sama stayed in the suite, had a B-rank meal, and enjoyed a bath. * The next day. Saintess-sama came again. Compared to yesterday, she has a huge smile. ¡°Thank would for your hospitality. Fufufu, you seem to be skilled at getting by in the world¡¡± And there¡¯s the grand misunderstanding. The inn is a business, if you provide the money, we¡¯ll provide the service in proportion to the money. She should have paid in advance, how¡¯d she misunderstand? ¡°My attendant also said that they were veryfortable.¡± ¡°Really? That¡¯s good.¡± She had an attendant with her? Even if she¡¯s a saint, a woman traveling alone would be¡ Ah, maybe the attendant paid the money? Then maybe the attendant wasn¡¯t staying together with her and used a general room instead of the suite? Rather, was it even alright for the attendant to not attend the discussion? ¡°No no, the inn is a business after all. Our services simply correspond to the amount of fees paid.¡± ¡°Let alone for the season, I never expected such a rural area to give this sort of reception¡ Fufu, I understand. In addition to mediating a second ss area in the Holy Kingdom, I will provide fifty gold coins as well.¡± Isn¡¯t that just two day¡¯s stay in the inn¡¯s suite (meals excluded)? The loose change feels like it¡¯s increasing¡ no no, wouldn¡¯t that be like fifty million yen? That¡¯s a magnificent amount of money¡ Rather, the suite is super expensive! I don¡¯t n on cutting the price because that would make Haku-san lose face though. ¡°Then could you please hand over the dungeon core¡¯s destruction rights?¡± ¡°Nope, I can¡¯t. If you absolutely have to, pleasee back after obtaining the emperor¡¯s permission.¡± ¡°¡ ¡ ¡¡± The saintess¡¯ eyes look like they¡¯re saying, ¡®The heck did this guy just say?¡¯ I¡¯d prefer if she actually said it. However, it should be clear that I can¡¯t give her permission now. Please, hurry up and clear out Rin or get the emperor¡¯s permission. You¡¯re already in the red from being here and the reward should be five gold coins. ¡°¡ I understand, I will go to the dungeon for now.¡± ¡°Oooh, are you epting themission?¡± ¡°I will enter the dungeon as an adventurer first, I¡¯ll think about it after that.¡± Saintess-sama stood up from her seat and went outside. Today she just returned quickly without scuttling about. Ah, thank you as well, vige sub-chief. You can go back too. But you know, you could have participated in the conversation a bit¡? Rokuko came over when I returned to my room in the vige chief¡¯s residence. ¡°That saintess that came over today too¡ she seems like a nuisance.¡± ¡°Were you watching, Rokuko?¡± ¡°Yeah. Even I can tell that she¡¯s a bother!¡± Well, Saintess-sama showed up at the guild after that and went into the dungeon alone. ¡ Huh, what about your attendant? As soon as I tilted my head to the side and thought that, the saintess died to a trap on the first floor. Eh? When I opened up the monitor to see what happened in a panic, she was admirably skewered from one of the traps that shoots swords out of the door. ¡ W-what? How are you going to pay me back for all those expectations I had!? Then, when I looked at our DP, it hadn¡¯t increased. Then, the saintess¡¯ body turned into particles of light and disappeared. ¡°¡ Eh? Rokuko, did you do something?¡± ¡°I didn¡¯t do anything. Kehma, did you?¡± I obviously didn¡¯t. Just then, an existence suddenly appeared in the vige area: [225 DP Per Day]. Moreover, in a room in the inn. I hurriedly opened the monitor. Guest privacy? That has nothing to do with it! The green-haired Saintess-sama was stretched out on a futon in the room, along with a young person garbed in priest clothing. [Alka-sama! Are you alright!?] [¡ Yeah¡ Wha¡ª!? Cent. This is¡] [This is a room in the inn. Please ept my humble apologies for the low-cost room.] [No, it¡¯s alright. I let my guard down because it was the first floor of a new dungeon and was done in. I need to rest for a little.] That was unmistakably the saintess. She seems to be a little weakened though¡ ¡°Kehma¡ what do you think happened?¡± ¡°I wonder¡ maybe it¡¯s like she said. She was [done in], so in other words¡ she can revive even if she dies, right? It looks like she really revived.¡± ¡°What do you mean? This girl, the saintess is like Feni?¡± That would be bad. If she can revive countless times like Feni, she can [Remember Death]. ¡ The first death of an infinite reviver, huh. In that case, she¡¯s a dungeon¡¯s worst enemy. Or maybe she¡¯s the best food? Since she won¡¯t run into the same trap over and over, I¡¯ll have to make new ones every time¡ this is seriously troublesome. Chapter 122 Progress Can she revive because she¡¯s a saintess? Or is it that she¡¯s a saintess because she can revive? I don¡¯t know, but at any rate, Saintess-sama can revive. The fact of the matter is that three days have passed and she¡¯s challenged the dungeon each day. She¡¯d return by death and take a long rest in the suite each time. Her daily DP worth would lower ten percent each time she died, returning back to 250 DP after a while. We¡¯d get about 1500 DP each time she died. I don¡¯t really get what kind of mechanism¡¯s behind it at all, but it feels like the same effect as Feni the phoenix¡¯s. Maybe it¡¯s some kind of skill? Rather, dying to so many easy traps despite being a B-rank adventurer. It doesn¡¯t seem like she gets caught by the same trap twice though¡ ¡°This world is managed by the Light God. Dungeons are things made by demons in order to hinder the Light God¡¯s management. That¡¯s why we must all destroy dungeons. So, will you please give me the right to destroy the dungeon core?¡± ¡°Nope.¡± While recovering, Saintess-sama visited me. It¡¯s super annoying that I have to talk to her each and every time. Aah, there¡¯s no doubt about it¡ this girl¡¯s my worst enemy. Furthermore, since she was getting a hold of me through contacting the vige sub-chief, he¡ªWozuma¡ªhad to take part as well. ¡°Whaaa¡ even though I preached to this extent¡¡± ¡°It¡¯s because the dungeon is under this country¡¯s management. Oh, right, please get permission from the adventurer guild¡¯s guild head as well.¡± ¡°¡ That¡¯s unreasonable. The dungeon is in your vige, so it is your property as the vige chief you know!¡± No it¡¯s not! Well, it is, but that¡¯s not the point! I decided to change the topic to avoid the subject. ¡°Come to think of it, didn¡¯t youe with an attendant? Where are they?¡± ¡°It¡¯s better if he isn¡¯t together with me. If I had to say why, it¡¯s to be safe.¡± ¡°Oh, even though you are Saintess-sama¡ are you safe by yourself?¡± ¡°Yeah, he has a simple altar. As you know, saints can revive countless times so long as there is an altar.¡± As I know, huh. I guess it¡¯s well-known in the Holy Kingdom? Rather, altars that get used as something like a safety zone for saints to safely revive at¡ those exist? ¡°I¡¯ve never heard of that. Wozuma, did you know?¡± ¡°No, this is also my first time hearing it¡ Saintess-sama, I¡¯ve never heard that before.¡± ¡°¡ Oh my, please excuse my rudeness. It ismon sense in the Holy Kingdom.¡± How would I know then? Either way, she just let the secret to her immortality slip. Or maybe she¡¯s actually probing information from us? Is it reallymon sense in the Holy Kingdom and she¡¯s just careless¡? She¡¯s been looking to be careless so far, but I can¡¯t put aside the possibility that it¡¯s an act. Otherwise, she¡¯s just too much of an airhead. Even her obstinately trying to get my permission, she may have seen through me being the dungeon master¡ yep, that¡¯s a scary thought. It¡¯s scary that I can¡¯t say it¡¯s impossible. However, if this Saintess-sama is seriously just an airheaded child, there¡¯s no point in me being anxious¡ grah, she ys dirty! Moreover, hering and asking me to hand over the dungeon core¡¯s destruction rights either directly or indirectly is extremely grating to my nerves. Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma won¡¯t even join in the discussion unless I pull him in either. Let¡¯s split this hardship, alright? I¡¯ll leave about a hundred percent to you. We talked idly for about an hour after that with me being careful to not promise anything before Saintess-sama took her leave. ¡ And that¡¯s how much of my sleeping time was taken away from me. Did she leave because she felt some killing intent building up? She¡¯d revive anyways. * Now then, setting aside the saintess, back to the ck wolf, Rin. I¡¯ve been sending messenger golems for it to eat as [vors] several times now. Today, I decided to test what looks to be its weak point again today. ¡°Oooi, Rin. I came to y!¡± [¡ Kuwaaaafu, what, Kehma? You¡¯re here, again. What vor, today? Can I taste?] ¡°Yeah, go for the right arm for now.¡± I held out the golem¡¯s right arm to Rin, who bit it off in one go. It doesn¡¯t hesitate or hold back anymore. Even poisoned, the golem is an all-you-can-eat buffet. Well, I guess there¡¯s not much to actually eat. As it started to crunch the arm into bits, Rin¡¯s face grimaced and it spat out the splintered golem arm. I stuffed plenty into the arm for today¡¯s vor. Plenty of salt, that is. [Awroo? Peh, peh peh!] ¡°Oh? What¡¯s up, Rin? Doesn¡¯t taste good?¡± [It¡¯s horrible! This is not, a vor¡! You can just, go back, already.] ¡°Don¡¯t say that, let¡¯s talk some more. Some weird person¡¯s been hanging around recently and stressing me out.¡± [T-that so¡ that stress, so that¡¯s why, there¡¯s such a, bad taste¡? Mmm.] Salt. Yep, Rin¡¯s weak point is salt. Although hydrochloric acid looked like it was going to be effective too, salt is the worst. I mean, it said that although the acid was a bit tingly, it tasted good. It¡¯s just salt, maybe it¡¯s because it has a holy attribute to it? Like purification salt or something. Maybe it¡¯s also that salt pulls away moisture from it? At any rate, of the various things I tried out, the only thing Rin said was too horrible to eat was salt. When I fed it a full body with salt in it, it writhed and spat it back out. Today it did that with just a single arm of it. Alright, let¡¯s go with making a ton of anti-Rin iron armor with rock salt in it. [Hey, Kehma. It¡¯s already, about right, to call you, my follower, I think. Right?] ¡°Hmm? Really?¡± [Really. You, give food, to me. Therefore, you¡¯re my, follower.] I get it, I have been feeding it every day after all. Wait, no way¡ did I actually seed in taming it? [Moreover, even though, that was horrible, you don¡¯t stop, bringing good vors. You¡¯re, a good guy.] ¡°You saying that makes it worth the effort.¡± [That¡¯s why, so that you don¡¯t, get any worse tasting¡ I¡¯ll help, get rid of, your stress.] ¡°Really!? Thank you!¡± Then again, Rin is the source of about half of my current stress. ¡ Should I try asking it to move from this room? I¡¯ve been thinking some excuse for it to move that¡¯s as gentle as possible. Right now¡¯s the only time I can use it! ¡°Aah, in truth, Rin being in this room is pretty stressing to me as well¡¡± [Mu!? My, fault!?] ¡°Yeah. Really, this ce¡ is my toilet, you know? Since Rin¡¯s been here so long, I haven¡¯t been able to, you know¡¡± [Wait, wait. T-this is, your restroom? That¡¯s¡ err, golems use, restrooms?] Oh, thank goodness. Since Rin itself didn¡¯t appear to need to relieve itself, I was a bit worried it wouldn¡¯t understand what I meant. ¡°Yeah¡ It¡¯s embarrassing, but this really is the ce I use. Wanna see?¡± [Eeeh!? H-hold up, y-you don¡¯t need, to show me, that!] ¡°No no, you wouldn¡¯t believe something like a golem needing to use the restroom without seeing it right? Wait a moment, I¡¯ll do it now¡ hmph!¡± I had the messenger golem squat and took out a light magic tool in a manner so that Rin wouldn¡¯t see it. Then, like that, I let it drop to the floor with a bang and shine. ¡°Phew, much better now. Here, check it out.¡± [Whaa!?] Next, I had the dummy core retrieve the light magic tool¡ From Rin¡¯s point of view, it¡¯d probably look like the the dummy core just sucked up a golem¡¯s excrement. See, dirty right? Something you absolutely wouldn¡¯t want to eat, yeah? That was the feint. After that, a message came in from Rokuko, who¡¯d just retrieved the light magic tool in the master room. [You know, Kehma¡ even if it¡¯s a dummy core, it feels horrible using a dungeon core like that.] ¡°It couldn¡¯t be helped, endure it.¡± I also thought it was horrible. It wouldn¡¯t be effective if it wasn¡¯t such a horrible thing. [¡ U-understood. I¡¯ll leave, this room¡ but Kehma, your, uh, feces, it shines¡ is it warm?] ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s sticky too. Want to feel? I can do it again if you want? It¡¯s hard to do it with someone watching, but there¡¯s more where that came from¡¡± [No, it¡¯s okay. I¡¯m good¡ But, mmmm. Is there, a room, about this warm?] ¡°Hm? If you like it like this, I can warm up another room to be about the same. Give me a sec.¡± [W-wait! Don¡¯t, smear that stuff, in the room, alright!?] Don¡¯t say something so vulgar. Well, I get what you mean, so don¡¯t worry. But you know, when you go and swallow things whole you get everything, feces included. I won¡¯t actually say that though. ¡°I won¡¯t. I¡¯ll just mess with the temperature. Leave it to me.¡± [That¡¯s good, then.] ¡ I seeded in taming Rin. I unintentionally pumped my fists with the messenger golem. Chapter 123 The Saintess 3 Also on that day, Saintess Alka dove into the dungeon. Saintess Alka, an existence that specialized in capturing a dungeon solo. Her excellence as a solo power was obvious, but she also had the super rare skill [Revival], so she¡¯d revive even if she died. As she was able to gain experience through her deaths in the dungeon, she would be able to capture it sooner orter. Since she could revive even if she died, she was able to acquire countless skills from expensive skill scrolls that wouldn¡¯t be used onmon soldiers. In particr, she had an abundant amount of skills suitable for dungeonbat. Due to the [Storage] skill, she could dive into dungeons without worrying about food and drink. Due to [Healing], she was able to heal some wounds immediately. She even had some other skills like [Dungeon Trap Perception]. As its name implies, it¡¯s a skill that allows the holder to see dungeon traps. Even so, something strange happened to the saintess in this dungeon. Despite having the [Dungeon Trap Perception] skill, it practically didn¡¯t work at all. She couldn¡¯t understand why. It wasn¡¯t an omnipotent skill like the light god¡¯s divine protection of course, it was imperfect in the sense that it wouldn¡¯t react to traps set by people¡ However, it¡¯d normally find ten traps out of ten in a dungeon. For some reason, though, it was only finding three out of ten in this dungeon. She¡¯d been relying on the skill when diving into dungeons recently, but since it wasn¡¯t of much use, switched to looking for traps with her own scouting capability that she hadn¡¯t been using¡ It had been a long while since she searched for traps manually, so she got caught by more traps than she thought she would at first. The search was a slow process. Most of all, since she could record traps she got caught by with her [Mapping] skill, she wouldn¡¯t get caught a second time. If she was able to solve a maze orbyrinth, it would perfectly memorize the path. She had negotiated with the guild to receive a map of the ce when she started, so the capture proceeded with rtive ease. The saintess passed through the second and third floors that were thebyrinth area. (Just how many times have I returned from death¡) She paused a moment in reflection. ¡°¡ Time to move even farther in, is it?¡± There wasn¡¯t anything in particr after thebyrinth area. It seemed as though there were a riddle door there at one point. Since she couldn¡¯t find any traps nearby either, she kept advancing farther in. Something like the saintess stopping here wouldn¡¯t happen. The only time she¡¯d return would be in the case she captured the dungeon. There was a spiral staircase when she passed through the fourth floor. As for traps¡ she wasn¡¯t able to see any through her skill, but¡ considering how things had been going, there probably were. She carefully descended the spiral staircase¡ªthe wall shot out, almost pushing her into a free fall through the center. She ran down the stairs in a hurry. No, let¡¯s correct that. A stair broke under her foot and she lost her step. She fell. ¡°Ogufu¡ª!? ¡. ¡ö¡ö, ¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ª[Healing]¡¡± The impact broke many of her bones, but she wasn¡¯t dead yet. The broken bones were healed by her recovery magic. She would have had tomit suicide if she weren¡¯t able to recover¡ Once her injuries were mended, she would restart her exploration. Her descent(fall) down the staircasepleted, she went into the next room. The moment she opened the door, a warm and ominous air brushed against the saintess¡¯ skin, giving her goosebumps and sending a chill down her back. Despite not being cold, this was caused by a feeling of blood thirst. When she looked, there was a ck wolf. An instantter, she saw the ck wolf spring towards her. She died. ¡°Kuwaaa!¡± ¡°Wake up, Alka-sama! Are there any abnormalities on your body¡¡± ¡°¡ None¡ Fuu, so I died?¡± The saintess woke up in the inn¡¯s room. Her upper body had been bitten off and she was still conscious while being swallowed. She felt her own body being chewed. It was a level of pain that no normal person would want to experience. Even so, the saintess was calm. She was ustomed to dying at this point. With the saintess¡¯ck of reluctance towards dying, she probably had a spirit so strong that it wouldn¡¯t break even after tasting death countless times. Or maybe it had already broken¡ At least in the eyes of other people, the saintess could converse with people normally. She was a person who could open talks with others, so there was no problem. ¡°What killed me was the target¡ the one from themission.¡± ¡°I see¡ will you be epting it, then?¡± ¡°Well, let¡¯s see how things y out for a little longer. I had also made it eat poison there, but¡ I don¡¯t know if it was effective.¡± The saintess wore various poisons on her body. Therefore, in the case the saintess ever gets eaten by a monster without a tolerance towards poisons, it would be her victory. The poison was something she could use in an emergency to poison her opponents, as well as something she could use to kill herself if she fell into a situation where she wasn¡¯t able to move. Other than those on her clothed, there were a few inserted into her body¡ Although she didn¡¯t use it this time, there was even a dyed activation poison she¡¯d use when diving into a dungeon to return her at a specific time. ¡°At any rate, we will see the results tomorrow. It would be great if this settled it, though.¡± ¡°I think that would be best as well.¡± Her attendant, Cent, nodded to the saintess¡¯ statement with a smile that seemed lonely. * Vanishing into particles of light after being ripped apart by Rin, I confirmed that she revived in the inn¡¯s room. For now we should be safe today. Her daily DP ie dropped to 225 DP today, too¡ I think her upper body got eaten, but maybe that¡¯s unrted to it? ¡°Heeh, you already positioned that wolf in the spiral staircase area?¡± ¡°Yeah. Traps won¡¯t work on that saintess twice¡ So it¡¯s fine if we defend by just arranging stronger monsters. It¡¯ll be even better if we can overwhelm her without needing to resort to surprise attacks.¡± Most of all, from her standpoint, that¡¯ll make it feel like a brokenly bnced game. I had to go through so many hardships just to get Rin there after all, isn¡¯t this much alright? [Ooi Kehma, with this, your stress, is it gone?] Rin roared and called me. ¡ Good doggy. How about I send you a messenger golem filled with sweet syrup? From what I can tell, Rin loves sugared liquids. Eh, what¡¯s that? The saintess didn¡¯t stay in your belly, but you felt a tingly sensation and a delicious taste, you say? You liked it? Well then, you should keep on eating her whenever shees by. Chapter 124 The Saintess 4 On the next day, the saintess was eaten by Rin a second time. [This one¡¯s, like Kehma too, it¡¯s endless, food.] ¡°Keep on eating as much as you want~¡± ¡ Come to think of it, maybe the saintess doesn¡¯t have a holy attribute? Rin said she tasted delicious¡ I doubt it, but is she something like a ck-hearted bitch? ¡ Or maybe food with the holy attribute just tastes a bit tingly? Well, I decided to spin the 1000 DP gacha every time the saintess dies from here on. Yep, the 1000 DP gacha. Even though gacha is the reason I¡¯m here in the first ce, I haven¡¯t been using it at all. ¡ I prefer rtive reliability, so I¡¯m pretty bad at leaving things to luck. We haven¡¯t had extra ie to waste so far so I haven¡¯t really felt like possibly wasting money on gacha spins. But now we¡¯re getting twenty-five gold a day from the saintess¡¯ inn fees. With Rin¡¯s DP and the saintess¡¯ DP added on to that, we¡¯ve been making a killing recently. It¡¯s been like a never endingedy. We have enough surplus now to use even 1000 DP every day. I mean, that saintess is loaded, isn¡¯t she¡. Even with that, she was only flexible enough to offer three hundred gold coins? Stingy. That¡¯s twelve days of inn fees. Aren¡¯t you going to go past that here soon? ¡°So, let¡¯s see whates out of the 1000 DP gacha.¡± As a ssic example of a MISS, a scrub brush appeared¡ Isn¡¯t this like, 5 DP? The heck. Rather, stuff other than monsters cane out too? Didn¡¯t know. ¡°¡ A miss? Kehma is super unlucky~. Do it again, go for it, it¡¯s fine! Where¡¯s your passion, your fighting spirit!? Gugugu, uooh! Do iiit!¡± ¡°I don¡¯t get what you¡¯re trying to say at all.¡± Even though Rokuko¡¯s only ever spun it twice, she¡¯s trying to teach me how you¡¯re supposed to go about gacha¡ She does have amazing luck though, what with getting another world¡¯s person and a phoenix her two tries. Yep, let¡¯s have Rokuko do it tomorrow. A knock came from the door, it was Ichika. ¡°Goshujin-sama~. Saintess-sama wants an audience~. What¡¯ll ya do?¡± So the saintess came again¡ Haah, what a troublesome person I have to meet. She¡¯s probably here to report about seeing themission¡¯s target. I guess her noting here right after seeing it yesterday was to make sure? ¡°Unfortunate, Rokuko. Saintess-sama is here. Please head into the master room.¡± ¡°What¡¯re you saying, Kehma. Even though we¡¯re together right now, you¡¯d choose that saintess over me? Is she more important? Mou¡¡± [1] She said that like she was pouting, but she¡¯s smiling anyways. Is it because I gave her the ring? She¡¯s been hanging around me more often recently. I don¡¯t really remember when it started though. ¡°You¡¯re obviously more important. I¡¯ll introduce you to the saintess. In the tiny chance that you get attacked though, I¡¯d die. Literally.¡± ¡°¡ I know~! Fufu?¡± And now I feel like someone just said, ¡°Huh? Did I just hear something that sounded like a lovers¡¯ quarrel?¡± Did I just feel Haku-san¡¯s blood lust¡? My remark was simply about the rtion between a dungeon master and a dungeon core, it was a simply fact. Seeing Rokuko off as she left for the master room in a good mood, I went to the parlor. Ichika hadn¡¯t waited at all and brought Saintess Alka there. She was there with the Wozuma Vige sub-chief who was fully devoted to blending into the background as ever. ¡°Now then, do you have business here today?¡± ¡°Yes. I have found themission¡¯s target demon.¡± The saintess said so with a smile on her face as she sat on the sofa facing me. ¡°So, will you be epting themission?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t mind doing that, but there is a condition¡ Pass the dungeon core¡¯s destruction rights to me.¡± ¡°I cannot talk about that. Please,e back after obtaining the emperor¡¯s permission.¡± ¡°What? It is alright if Vige Chief-san simply nods. You can have second-ssnd and three hundred gold coins simply by nodding you know? That is all, doesn¡¯t that sound simple?¡± ¡°I shall refuse.¡± An ordinary greedy and idiotic vige chief would easily nod, but for me, it¡¯s something more like, ¡°I¡¯ll give you money if you agree to let me kill you.¡± There¡¯s absolutely no way I would give permission to that. ¡ I just thought of this now, but there¡¯s the possibility that magical restrictions exist. I can¡¯t say that something like instant death magic that can destroy the dungeon core as soon as I give the go-ahead exists or not. This is a world where magic exists after all. Yep, I¡¯m not exhausted at all. I can¡¯t be half-asleep here. I want to go home!¡ªis what I want to say. ¡°However, that is something that cannot be exterminated without me.¡± ¡°Hoh? What makes you say that?¡± ¡°Because it is a fact. That is a wicked, dark existence.¡± And now Saintess-sama is speaking like a chuuni. But assuming she¡¯s right, that means there¡¯s nothing it can¡¯t eat huh¡ Is she bluffing? Or maybe there¡¯s something else at y? ¡°However, it would take some time before I could eradicate it¡ so please decide before then.¡± ¡°That¡¯s why I¡¯m saying I refuse. You can just go back if you can¡¯t ept themission normally you know?¡± ¡°No, I¡¯m saying, without me that demon can¡¯t be exterminated.¡± ¡°No, no.¡± ¡°No, no, no.¡± After that, I ignored her propagating the ¡®Light God¡¯s Decree¡¯, turning down her demands for the right to destroy the dungeon core. She didn¡¯t ept themission in the end. Even though we were in a stalematesting till dinner time, she even tried solving it by brazenly repeating that she was growing hungry over and over. Moreover, even though it wound up with us being in a deadlock till dinner time, she kept shamelessly saying, ¡°I¡¯m getting somewhat hungry,¡± here are there. Did she fall head over heels in love with our inn¡¯s meals, the heck is this saintess? Go on and head back to eat. I get it already, you can go back and eat so go on and do it! ¡°This food called ¡®bubuzuke¡¯ is delicious. Mmm, it¡¯s turned into a feast. Vige Chief-sama is indeed good at negotiations, I¡¯ll negotiate with the kingdom to present you with better terms. Ah, another serving please.¡± [2] ¡°No, this will be billed to you as an extra fee onto your inn fees, so don¡¯t worry about. Also, there isn¡¯t another serving.¡± Of course, in this world offering bubuzuke doesn¡¯t mean ¡®hurry up and return¡¯, so it turned into a situation where we ate together normally. Hero Wataru would also probably be happy to eat it, so it¡¯s probably just wouldn¡¯t work in this world¡ Footnotes: Mou is just used as a pout here. I¡¯m open to any suggestions to anglicize it, though I personally prefer keeping things like that. Bubuzuke¡ where to start? Simply put, it is rice with green tea poured over it with a few toppings. In Kyoto, it is instead known a bubuzuke. If a native to Kyoto asks a guest if they would like some of this dish, it means that person has overstayed their wee and is a way of asking them to leave. Chapter 125 The Saintess 5 Sad news. The saintesspletely fell for the game room¡¯s rat races. That saintess is surprisingly a worldly person, huh. Until the day before yesterday, she would take a rest or visit the vige chief (me) whenever she died, but recently¡ª ¡°Goshujin-sama~, the saintess¡¯ here again~?¡± ¡°¡ I don¡¯t want to see her. Alright, tell her I¡¯m already asleep and that she should go back. Moreover, I gave you this order while sleep-talking. I repeat, I gave you this order while sleep-talking.¡± ¡°Waa~, amazin¡¯ sleep-talkin`¡ There¡¯s no mistakin¡¯ yer alseep since yer sleep talkin¡¯ like that!¡± I sent her away yesterday. Well, Ichika brought the saintess along to the game room in order to pacify her grumbles. The result of that? ¡°It¡¯s still resting since I¡¯m not moving around,¡± she said and started ying. Turning into a prisoner of the rat race, she started holding onto her betting tickets for the race just like the other gambling adventurers. ¡°Bibibi! Let¡¯s go, Bibibi! It¡¯s my order! Ahh no, no! Why are you going the wrong way!?¡± ¡°It¡¯s no good, Saintess-sama. Bibibi has only ever won once. Bibibi¡¯s fails are pretty famous.¡± ¡°Really!? No wonder the return was so high¡¡± By the way, the one time was to revive someone on the brink of ruin after falling to a series of losses. I ce items in the dungeon. The viger adventurers collect items from the dungeon, exchanging them for cash. After they cash out, I collect a moderate amount of it back through their gambling. The money I collect is turned into DP used to prepare more items for the dungeon. It¡¯s a good system. I even get extra DP for them staying here. Well, the saintess that came today had that sort of feeling about her. ¡°Five hundred gold coins, second-ssnd, and we¡¯ll award you the rights to rat races. How about that?¡± ¡°I refuse¡ Ah, the race is starting soon. I wonder if Onsoku is racing today?¡± She gave her concession a bit frank, that saintess is quick when ites to things rted to the race. Eh? You¡¯re already heading back? Really? Please, take care. ¡ Amazing, Rat-donos. You guys truly are amazing subordinates. Please, hold back on winning and do your best in exploiting everyone. Right, maybe I¡¯ll use some dice to have her owe me next time shees to intrude? Just like Hero Wataru. * That day, there was another visitor besides the saintess when I was lounging about in my room. It was the cksmith, Kantra. When I went to the dining room after inviting him in, Kantra was waiting with an iron sword. ¡°Ooi Kehma-dono! Check this out!¡± ¡°Nn? What, were you able to make a magic sword?¡± ¡°Fufufu, well this is a step towards it. This is thanks to me getting advice from Kehma-dono¡ I name it: Sword of Light!¡± The sword that Kantra brought, its pommel was a light magic tool. ¡ It feels like he added a shlight under the de. Why¡¯s it shining there? ¡°Rather, my advice¡ I thought you we were just talking about tamers, how¡¯d that turn into a magic tool?¡± ¡°Ah, I still gotta try that out but¡. there¡¯re no good tamers around here. So I joined the idea with a magic tool instead.¡± ¡°A magic tool instead of a monster, huh?¡± ¡°That¡¯s right! You knew? I tried making a magic sword by using cutting edge research to add magic tools to swords. But the endurance of the sword naturally goes down with making it like that and alchemists would be needed to make the sword in the first ce. But with this method I just add the sword to a magic tool pommel made by an alchemist, so the cksmith-made de can be maintained to keep its strength! It¡¯s revolutionary!¡± That¡¯s revolutionary? Japanese people would just be like, ¡°Well, let¡¯s try throwing it onto that.¡± Nerune, who was serving tables just then and heard that said, spoke. ¡°Isn¡¯t it more convenient just keeping magic tools as magic tools~, swords as swords~?¡± ¡°¡ Ah¡ª¡± Kantra¡¯s speech ended. ¡°T-that¡¯s also true. What Nerune-dono says is reasonable. Uumu, I thought it was ground-breaking though.¡± Umm, sorry for our kid. But a sword of light could blind opponents if used properly, maybe it¡¯s a good idea to try adding various things? ¡°More importantly, how did you get the magic tool? You were talking about an alchemist or something earlier, but did you make it yourself?¡± ¡°Hmm? Ah, yeah. I can make simple magic tools. They¡¯re no magic swords though, dungeon-made ones have better performance.¡± Was there a skill like that? Rather, you could make it with your skills as a cksmith? ¡°If you don¡¯t mind, could you teach me how to make them? I want to make some.¡± ¡°What, you¡¯re interested? Hmm¡ it¡¯s not really that good to spread it around, but it¡¯ll be alright if it¡¯s Kehma-dono, I¡¯m in your debt.¡± ¡°Yeah, I got it.¡± ¡°¡ Then, how about we go somewhere else? The forge should be better, it has tools too.¡± Because of that, it was decided that I would learn how to make magic tools from Kantra. If I apply how to make magic tools to making golems, I might even be able to make a [Golem That Can Use Magic]. I¡¯m a bit pumped here. I headed over Kantra¡¯s cksmith shop. I brought Nerune along as well since it was rted to magic. Kantra easily gave the OK when I asked if it¡¯d be alright to teach Nerune as well, so her eyes started sparkling just by listening in from the side. But really, I thought you weren¡¯t supposed to spread it around¡? Kantra is a dwarf that can¡¯t say no when asked, huh? When we arrived at the workshop, Kantra tool out pens, iron tes, and a few various tools from a locker and ced them on the table. ¡°Magic tools, as you know, are tools that demonstrate their effect by being filled with magical power. Making them isn¡¯t that hard so long as you understand what makes its core. Well, this guy is it.¡± Kantra held up a magic stone. ¡°A magic stone, isn¡¯t that the energy that operates magic tools?¡± ¡°Yeah. However, the main material that makes magic tools are magic stones. For example, a magic stone thates from a water-type monster can be easily made into a water-type magic tool.¡± Saying that, Kantra ran his pen across the magic stone. When I took a closer look, the tip of that pen had written something onto the magic stone. ¡°The effect can be strengthened by drawing special figures. Draw them powerfully.¡± Then, hepletely covered the magic stone with a geometric shape that looked like a trianglebined with a square. After that, he marked out the same formation about ten centimeters away in each direction on the iron te. He carved out minute images and characters seemingly at random¡ ¡°This one here, it¡¯s the shape that represents water-type.¡± He¡¯s doing some amazing free-hand here, oi. After that¡ª ¡°This one¡¯s especially important. The trick for it¡¯s to draw it all at once really fast.¡± He pointed at a portion of letters, telling me to not make a mistake in the lettering¡ Ooh, I can read the letters he put: [Pour Water] [Convert Magical Power] [Magic Stone Absorption] Fuu, that¡¯s Trantion Function-san for you. ¡°Well, if you draw the magic formation, it¡¯ll dissolve the magic stone here. Watch.¡± When Kantra ced the magic stone onto the magic formation, the magic stone melted into it. The instant that it finished melting, the formation shone with blue light. It seemed like it entered a state where it was ready to be used. When he put a magic stone meant to be used for energy onto the formation, water came out from the ce it was specified to. If this is built into a tool, it turns into a magic tool. Kantra quickly turned it into a pitcher with skilled hands. Hepleted the magic tool [Pitcher of Spring Water]. It took around ten minutes start to finish. It was over in the blink of an eye. ¡°See, easy yeah?¡± Kantra spoke with a smile. ¡ªI don¡¯t get it!! Chapter 126 Making Magic Tools It¡¯s good that I learned how magic tools are made, but I still don¡¯t get what¡¯s what. I seriously have no clue what Kantra¡¯s talking about¡ ¡°I get it~, so in other words you do this¡¡± ¡°Oooh! That¡¯s a good line! Good, good, run it along like that.¡± ¡°Mmm, I want the fire attribute here~¡± ¡°Repeat just like that, go again¡ right, aaaaand, there.¡± ¡°I get it~!¡± And somehow Nerune¡¯s understood what he¡¯s saying. What¡¯s with this girl. I have a lot of excellent subordinates don¡¯t I~, it¡¯ll be fine doing nothing and just leaving it all to them~ ¡°Sensei~! There¡¯s that feeling heeere!¡± ¡°What a wonderful assistant! Right, the magic formation¡¯s free, so do what you want!¡± And now Nerune¡¯s somehow Kantra¡¯s assistant, calling him sensei. Rather, whatever she wants? You sure about that? ¡°Then then~! Let¡¯s engrave it onto my bodyyy! Wouldn¡¯t that be cool~!?¡± ¡°Ooh! That sounds painful! You¡¯re a girl, cut it out!¡± What the heck made you feel like putting a magic formation that shoots out water onto a body¡ well, it¡¯d be useful on a golem¡¯s body or something¡ yep, maybe I could turn a magic tool into a golem? I¡¯m concerned about whether or not it would interfere with the golem magic formation, but it should be fine if anything goes. ¡°It¡¯d be helpful if was an amplification magic formation though~¡ why not go for it~?¡± ¡°Hmph, but I¡¯ve never carved a magic formation onto a person¡¯s body before. Assistant! Carve a bit onto me! It¡¯ll be fine on the chest since it won¡¯t affect my work, so take off some skin with the knife¡¡± ¡°Yes~! Here Ie~!¡± ¡°Guah¡ª!? Ow¡ª!! But I won¡¯t give in¡ª!!¡± Oi, seriously, the heck are you guys doing? All I¡¯m seeing here is someone stabbing someone else with a knife¡ rather, she is actually stabbing him¡ ¡°Ha¡ª! I lost myself for a little~. Sorry, master~¡± ¡°No, it¡¯s fine¡ alright, get to the point that you can make magic tools if you want to.¡± ¡°Leave it to me~!¡± Nerune smiled¡ while still holding a bloody knife up front of her. Oh no¡ this girl¡¯s a mad scientist type, isn¡¯t she¡? ¡°O-oi, finish your work. The pain is bad but not finishing is worse.¡± ¡°Ah, okaaaay, sensei~¡± Turning around abruptly, Nerune continued cing the knife in her hand into Kantra. Yep, that¡¯s stabbing~ Well, she¡¯s having fun, so I¡¯m going to head back. All things considered, it looks like Nerune has talent in making magic tools. Please make me some magic toolster. Her race being apprentice witch wasn¡¯t just for show, huh. Come to think of it, I need to actually learn about this world¡¯s writing system before thinking about learning the magic formations and characters used to make magic tools huh. Sounds troublesome. Pass. Let¡¯s leave it to Nerune, yep. * Since the saintess got gobbled up two times with yesterday and today, Rokuko spun the 1000 DP gacha. The results¡ª ¡°Oh, a dummy core! I know because I know a lot about dungeon cores!¡± ¡°This dummy core looks purple. Almost like it¡¯s poisonous, why¡¯s the color different?¡± ¡°I wonder? Maybe it feels sick or something?¡± ¡°¡ Didn¡¯t you know a lot about dungeon cores? Rather, they turn blue when they feel sick?¡± Along with the purple-shining dummy core¡ª ¡°This is¡ I don¡¯t really get it, but it¡¯s a skill scroll¡ a scroll of [Chef]? I haven¡¯t heard about that skill.¡± ¡°¡ It looks like a skill that Kinue-san would use.¡± It was a mysterious skill scroll. Both of them seemed to be worth more than 1000 DP though. That dummy core¡¯s worth around 5000 DP¡ it¡¯s purple for some reason though¡ and that skill isn¡¯t in the catalog. What¡¯s with her luck? There¡¯s no way her status¡¯ luck level is anything but crazy. Well, considering her life till now, she needed that luck to just stay alive¡ ¡°Let¡¯s assume this skill will go to Kinue-san, but for this dummy core¡ a spare, I guess? We can put in a new core room somewhere after the new riddle area¡¯s interior finishes, just keep it in the master room¡¯s warehouse for a while.¡± I¡¯m getting a bad premonition, but there¡¯s nothing to do about it for now. I get the feeling that we shouldn¡¯t use this dummy core if possible. Alright, time to ignore it. Let¡¯s pretend we never saw it. As I was deciding that, Rokuko poked me in the side. That tickles, what¡¯re you doing? ¡°Hey, Kehma. What about Rin? Will you put it under the dungeon¡¯s control? ¡°Huh? Under it¡¯s control? What does that mean?¡± ¡°Hey, weren¡¯t you listening just now? It¡¯s the same with how monsters that get summoned with DP, you can have them obey orders and deploy them.¡± ¡°Aah¡ I didn¡¯t know we could do something like that, tell me something like that sooner!¡± Rokuko taught me about it boastfully. Putting a monster under our control requires its eptance. Furthermore, it¡¯s apparently no good trying to do it without them knowing exactly what it means to be ced under the dungeon¡¯s control¡ tricking things won¡¯t work. There¡¯s also a method of forcibly putting something under our control. We just need to make them surrender; this method is for cing monsters that aren¡¯t intelligent under ourmand. But we¡¯ll also stop getting DP from monsters under our rule¡ I wonder why? ¡°Haku Ane-sama taught me.¡± ¡°Heeh, thought so.¡± ¡ It would hurt to lose 950 DP a day. Isn¡¯t it fine to just leave things going how they are? Thanks to it we¡¯re steadily umting a lot of DP. Together with Rin Fever, I have Saintess Fever too. [1] Well, there¡¯s a limit to turning things into followings. It¡¯d be hard even just saying whether I could get it to surrender. Maybe it¡¯ll be fine just leaving it as is¡ It¡¯s probably no good, but how about I go talk to Rin about it? Footnotes: The ¡®fever¡¯ being referred to at the end is the ¡®Fever Time¡¯ of pachinko machines. If you¡¯ve ever yed a western pinball machine that had bonus targets which give you extra balls or increased score for a while once you hit all of them, it¡¯s a sort of bonus round like that. -Credit to Raitzeno- Chapter 127 Nerune¡¯s Laboratory Well, I decided to go straight to ask Rin whether or not it¡¯d ept our control. [Refused.] It responded immediately. ¡°That so? It¡¯d be a great help if you did¡ but I guess you don¡¯t want to be my follower after all?¡± [Yeah, Kehma is, weak, so no. Besides, when winter ends, I¡¯m leaving, on a journey.] Ah, so its just here for the winter? So it came to our dungeon just to wait out the winter huh. ¡ It couldn¡¯t leave the dungeon if it entered the dungeon¡¯s control? Wait no, doesn¡¯t Haku-san bring Chloe with her? Even Haku-san, herself a dungeon core, can go out, so it should be able to. ¡°Is there a reason for your journey?¡± [¡ Yeah, to look for, master. Not, here.] Master? So it¡¯s a married female? [1] [¡ No, I¡¯m saying, boss. Also, I don¡¯t have, a sex.] It revised what it said, did it understand something from what went through the golem? Rather, it doesn¡¯t have a sex? So that¡¯s why its wolf form doesn¡¯t have one either? Well, ording to that talk about slimes with Ontentoo, they self reproduce. No, more importantly, it has a boss¡? Maybe its tamer? So Rin¡¯s a faithful doggy that goes out looking for its missing owner huh. Ah, it¡¯d be faithful slime since it¡¯s a slime though. ¡°So Rin had a boss huh. What kind of guy is he?¡± [Stronger than, me.] Seriously? Someone even stronger than Rin¡ [I am, strong, because of boss¡¯, training.] ¡°¡ Seriously? So he¡¯s your teacher?¡± [2] [Yeah. Master could also, train when I find, master.] I¡¯d be fine entrusting the golem if he could make it stronger. But really, what kind of guy is stronger than Rin? Now that the mysteries have deepened, I decided it¡¯s about time to end it for the day. ¡°Well then, go ahead and eat me. Here.¡± [Nnn~¡ no, I¡¯m fine. Kehma is, my follower, after all. Besides, I¡¯m not, hungry.] ¡°Really?¡± [Yeah. Thanks, cya.] Hmm. Did my intimacy level go up? This was the first time I could finish a conversation with Rin without being eaten. * Well, it¡¯s a shift in topics, but it¡¯s about making magic tools. It looks like Nerune figured out the basics, so she¡¯s gotten to the point of being able to make the kinds of magic tools Kantra knew: fire, water, earth, and light. That just means things rted to elementsing out of simple magic formations, the so-called fundamentals of magic tools. I think that much is amazing enough though. I decided to try it out on a golem immediately. I had her carve out a magic formation on an iron golem I¡¯d prepared. Then, Ipleted it by melting a matching-attributed magic stone onto it. The results: ¡ One that emits sand from its abdomen, a sand golem. It wasn¡¯t particrly useful other than being gritty. ¡ One that emits water from its knees, a water golem. It wasn¡¯t particrly useful other than for getting its feet wet. ¡ One that emits fire from its face, a fire golem¡ sorry, there wasn¡¯t any deep meaning to it. ¡ One that emits light from its right hand, a light golem. Hmmm, it wasn¡¯t particrly useful other than being bright. With that, four golems that weren¡¯t particrly useful werepleted. Concerning the fire golem, I just thought it¡¯d be cool to have one that could spit fire like a methrower. Though well, I seriously want a non-physical way for them to attack¡ I wonder how? The feeling¡¯s off. ¡°How should I say it, with their standalone power, they¡¯re strong enough to be dungeon traps¡ there¡¯s even a water one like the [Water Source].¡± ¡°T-theeese¡ are just magic tools made by a beginner like meee, they absolutely couldn¡¯t win against dungeon traps~. That would be like a new adventurer challenging god~¡± That¡¯s true too. Well, they do have the advantage of being able to be installed on golems¡ Yep, let¡¯s have these guys be a new series, the magic tool golems. ¡°The goal is golems that can use magic, guess we could call them gargoyles?¡± ¡°If it¡¯s gargoyle, there¡¯s already a monster named that~. They really are statues that can use magic though~¡± ¡°Ah, so they exist¡ Then magic golems, nicknamed gargoyles. Nerune, from here on I¡¯ll be counting on you to research magic tools and magic in order to have golems that can use magic.¡± ¡°Okaaay, understooood~¡± By the way, gargoyles are 10,000 DP each. And that¡¯s just for the stone ones. Bronze-types are double that¡ ¡ So expensive. It¡¯d be better making them myself after all. ¡°I¡¯ll prepare magic stones and tools for your research. Ah, and make you a room too. It¡¯ll be a room isted from the dungeon, but I¡¯ll put a dummy core there so you can get in and out.¡± ¡°Research¡ a room¡ A LABORATORY~!!¡± Nerune¡¯s eyes sparkled as she banzai¡¯d. ¡°Master, thank you sooooo much! I¡¯ll do my best~! I¡¯ll do it~!¡± ¡°Y-yeah. Work hard.¡± ¡°By the way, just research magic tools~? Researching stuff like magic skill¡¯s are no good~?¡± ¡°Nn? Hmm, right¡ Ah, then look into how magic skill scrolls can be made with magic formations, that¡¯d be rted too yeah?¡± ¡°I understand~! Nerune¡¯s Laboratory: focusing on magic formation research~! I¡¯ll study~!¡± ¡°Yeah, I look forward to your results.¡± Nerune really is excitable when ites to things about magic. For her to be that happy about aboratory, I guess apprentice witches love studying magic after all¡ ¡°Ah, sorry master. For study materials, I¡¯d love some magic skill scrolls~. And~, and and~, only if you could, an assistant¡ is that no good~?¡± Scrolls should probably be as expected for research costs. Let¡¯s prepare a few low ss ones like [Fireball] and [Light]. And an assistant, huh. Hmm¡ a goblin probably wouldn¡¯t work. I wonder what would be a good pick, maybe another apprentice witch like Nerune? ¡ I prefer keeping with going for diversity than getting more of the same monsters. Should it be another kind then? ¡°Then let¡¯s go with giving the next monster Rokuko gets from the gacha as your assistant.¡± ¡°Yes~! Thank you~! Go, gargoyle~! Yay yaya, ooooh!¡± Nerune was getting pretty psyched up. Right, Nerune was happy when she heard about aboratory, so she¡¯ll definitely like a white robe. I looked for the outfit and bought it for 30 DP. ¡°Nerune, take this. It¡¯s a researcher¡¯s outfit. It can be worn on top of your clothes.¡± ¡°White¡ clothes~? That doesn¡¯t feel very witch-y¡¡± Oh? She¡¯s disappointed now, dang it. It suits Nerune well though. So well that I want to massage her feet. No, I won¡¯t actually do it though. Let¡¯s at least have Rokuko get a good assistant for her. And so I looked for Rokuko. I found her immediately after looking at the map, though. She just finished spinning the gacha in the master room. I said she could spin it once for each time the saintess died, so it looks like the saintess got killed by Rin again. You don¡¯t learn huh, saintess. ¡ Moreover, a green dot representing an ally appeared next to Rokuko. Looks like she got a monster. I openedmunications with Rokuko, who was in the master room. ¡°Oi Rokuko, can you hear me?¡± [Ah, Kehma. I can hear you! I just did the gacha. Today¡¯s spin was a monster!] ¡°Yep, that¡¯s good. So, what is it?¡± [Mmm, a gargoyle, some kind of statue thing.] ¡ The heck kind of amazing luck does this girl have? Footnotes: Word used for master can also mean husband. Return Uses shishou here, closer to a mix of both master and teacher Chapter 128 The Saintess 6 The gargoyle wound up bing an assistant, despite being research towards making the aforementioned gargoyle. If anything, it¡¯s more of a super valuable sample than an assistant. ¡°I don¡¯t understand master¡¯s nerves~¡¡± [1] I¡¯m not at fault here, it¡¯s because of Rokuko¡¯s bad luck¡ no, good luck. By the way, the gargoyle is a stone demon statue with wings on its back. I wondered if it could fly, but they seem to only be for show. Don¡¯t they get in the way? The gargoyle doesn¡¯t appear to talk either. It also seems to be the type that indifferently follows orders, like golems¡ The joints are fully connected like statues normally have, but they can still bend somehow. Even looking at it, it¡¯s mysterious. It feels like ordinary stone when I touch it, the same as the raw materials I use for [Create Golem]¡ ¡°Well, researching progresses faster when it¡¯s actually getting done. I set theboratory up in the dungeon for now, so research magic tools as much as you want.¡± ¡°Thank you so much~¡± Wearing the white doctor robe, Nerune answered energetically. For some reason, she looked happy even with the robe on. There was some DP left over this time, so I also wound up making a room to use for moving around with the dummy core. It was a pointless expense, but well, the dummy core was 5000 DP and the two rooms were 400 DP total, adding up to 5400 DP. Now that we have the saintess¡¯ and Rin¡¯s ie, that¡¯s somewhere around two or three days¡¯ ie. I mean, that saintess is spending twenty-five gold per day to stay in the suite. That¡¯s enough to be 25000 DP just by converting it into DP. Because of this and that, the saintess has already been here for around half a month and has be a terrific earner. Our storage is practically overflowing with gold coins. It¡¯ll probably be alright even if we wound up using some as DP. ¡ Rather, setting aside her inn fees, isn¡¯t that saintess going to go bankrupt here soon with her gambling habits? It¡¯ll be great when she heads back to where she came from. What was its name, the Holy Kingdom? The room is set up just above the core room¡ They¡¯re arranged vertically, but are treated as the same floor. If an intruder enters this room, they¡¯d need to do something unexpected like destroying the core room¡¯s ceiling to get here. People that would do something like that without a hint for it don¡¯t exist. ¡°I¡¯ll also help out with the studying. There¡¯s [Create Golem] too after all.¡± ¡°Oooh, with Goshujin-sama¡¯s [Create Golem] you could make golems that already have grooves on them~. That way I only need to melt magic stones on them~¡± ¡°¡ Reproducing those difficult shapes sounds like it¡¯d be hard.¡± Also, don¡¯t you have to inscribe things onto the magic stone itself too? So much work¡ Yep, just practice making water magic tools for now. I¡¯ll prepare a lot of magic stones. Using the options for the type of magic stone I want from the catalog, it¡¯s easy to choose what kind of attribute the magic stonese with. It¡¯s a bitte to say it, but DP really is convenient. * The saintess returned after being eaten by the ck wolf in the dungeon on that day as well. she wasn¡¯t feeling particrly off put though. The reason why? The inn¡¯s suite was just toofortable, rather, she practically wanted to stay in the inn forever. Furthermore, the inn had a game room that often held something called rat races. Something else that was just as unbelievable was its meals, as well as its hot spring. The inn was simply too wonderful. Winning a small amount from the rat race that had just been held, the saintess was cheery. She continued, squandering her earnings by betting it all on the proceeding race. ¡°Fuu, all things considered, this bedding is simply wonderful. I¡¯d like it for my house as well.¡± Drinking orange juice she¡¯d ordered through the room service, she flopped down onto the futon. It only cost a single silver. Oranges were easily obtainable in Pavuera. However, it wasn¡¯tprised simply of the fruit¡¯s juice, but with a generous amount of sugar, a luxury good. Given that, she agreed to its price. Furthermore, the fee was subtracted from the gold coin the saintess¡¯ attendant had paid with beforehand. ¡°¡ Hmm, this Vige Chief-san is obstinate, even though he has shown me so much hospitality¡ ah, did Cent pay the fees?¡± Currently, the saintess had only been thinking about ways to somehow deal with that threatening ck wolf monster and repay his hospitality. Even though she was paying money, she was receiving supplied from the vige¡¯s precious winter supplies. It might appear as though the saintess wasn¡¯t doing anything, but she was steadily memorizing the ck wolf¡¯s movements. After three days, she had gotten to the point that she was able to dodge its first attack. She was able to attack three times. If she could invoke the unique magical skill she had as a saintess by gaining more time, it¡¯d be her win. The monster was probably of the dark attribute. For the saintess, it was a very advantageous attribute for her. However, the difference in the basic capabilities was so overwhelming that it was a trifling thing for it to kill her. She needed to gain more time somehow. Following a knock at her door, she heard her attendant¡¯s voice. ¡°Alka-sama, do you have time?¡± ¡°Nn¡e in.¡± ¡°Excuse me.¡± Cent opened the door and came in. (¡ Incidentally, what has this attendant been spending his time doing sinceing here? Wha¡ªno way, has he been at the rat race, ying this entire time¡!?) Thinking up to there, the saintess abandoned the idea. Such a serious attendant wouldn¡¯t do something like that, surely. ¡°So, what business do you have, Cent?¡± ¡°I am anxious about our remaining funds.¡± ¡°It was the races after all¡!?¡± ¡°? What do you mean?¡± ¡°Nothing. However, if it is about not having enough funds, it is necessary for us to ask the country for additional funding. I will write a letter, make certain to send it immediately.¡± ¡°Yes, thank you.¡± Concerning the letter, it¡¯d likely be delivered within a few days if they put out amission for it through the adventurer guild. However, it wouldn¡¯t be certain whether or not themission would bepleted. To be certain, she would put out multiplemissions. ¡°Now then, for the letter¡¯s contents¡ ah, yes. Along with noting Vige Chief-san¡¯s hospitality, let¡¯s write that I still haven¡¯t received the dungeon core¡¯s destruction rights. If I go through the story from the start, I should say that Vige Chief-san said he would hand it over after gaining the empire¡¯s permission.¡± ¡°I see, in that case, we can trante that as Vige Chief-dono wanting to hand us the dungeon core¡¯s destruction rights, but can¡¯t as they are handled by the empire. That should work well.¡± The saintess epted her attendant¡¯s suggestion, including her remarks about Kehma¡¯s reception, and turned to speak to him. ¡°He is a very serious and good person, but hisck of flexibility could be called his only fault. It is a good thing that we can trust his diligence, though.¡± ¡°He would be a good vassal. If he could be formally scouted and brought to the Holy Kingdom¡¡± ¡°I¡¯ll include that as well¡ If I write five, at least one should make it.¡± The five letters written, all with the same content, she handed them to her attendant. However, she was running out of funds that she should have prepared more than enough of. Just where was it disappearing¡? She¡¯d somehow manage. ¡°Should I economize a little until the additional funds arrive¡? It might also be a good idea to bring out some of those iron golems that I¡¯ve been leaving behind. Would those help for meal fees?¡± ¡°Yes. I am deeply sorry for allowing it to reach the point of troubling you.¡± ¡°It¡¯s fine, it¡¯ll be between you and I.¡± Then again, they had enough funds to stay through the winter by just switching the saintess¡¯ room from the suite to the standard room type, but there was no such proposaling from her attendant. For the saintess that was doing such painful work by dying and returning, the attendant simply hoped to ease her mind even a little. He couldn¡¯t propose such a thing, nor did he wish to. Once the saintess had made certain that her attendant had left with the letters, sheid back down against the soft bedding, resting. Feeling her body sink into it, gently being enveloped, she¡ª ¡°I still want this bed¡¡± ¡ªfell asleep, murmuring. Footnotes: I don¡¯t understand what you¡¯re saying, Nerune~ ¥Þ¥¹¥¿©`¤ÎÉñ½U¤¬·Ö¤«¤ê¤Þ¤»¤ó©`¡¡ Chapter 129 Fundraising Countermeasures The saintess had written a letter. What should I do¡? When I took a peek, it looked like the contents were saying that I would hand them the dungeon core¡¯s destruction rights, along with requesting financial support, but¡ thinking about just how much DP and funds she was getting us, I can¡¯t say that it¡¯s much of a bad thing. However, it¡¯d be a seriously bad thing if the Holy Kingdom started watching me. A dungeon that gains attention from the Holy Kingdom, whose doctrine says to smash dungeons¡ it¡¯ll have a lowered lifespan. Literally. Because of that, I called Rokuko to make some countermeasures. ¡°Kehma, peeping into a room with a girl staying in it, is that sort of thing your hobby?¡± She was looking at me with considerably cold eyes though. Vexing. It¡¯s enemy inspection, you know? Yep, it¡¯s because she¡¯s an enemy. It¡¯s not like I wanted to obverse her well-shaped legs and shoeless, defenseless feet or anything. If I really wanted to, I could indulge in Meat or Ichika¡¯s, so it¡¯s not like I¡¯m starving. ¡°So, a n for what? To not let them get funds?¡± ¡°Good guess, Rokuko. That¡¯s right. Wait¡ no way, are you an impostor?¡± ¡°No, I¡¯d obviously know that¡ the question is how we can stop them from getting the money. Rece the letters? Or maybe we stop their delivery?¡± ¡°Are you alright? Are you feeling sick!?¡± Rokuko was being unusually bright. I ced the back of my hand against her forehead to make sure whether she was feverish or not. ¡°Hey, I¡¯m not sick! Don¡¯t look down on me so much!¡± ¡°You were a little hot¡¡± ¡°It¡¯s in your head!¡± ¡°That so? It¡¯s fine then. I was worried because you¡¯d suddenly turned smart.¡± ¡°I¡¯m happy you were concerned though. Fufun, you could praise me more though you know?¡± Alright, she¡¯s back to Rokuko now. ¡°So, what will you do? Outside of the dungeon, it¡¯d be hard stopping the adventurers¡¯ deliveries after they took themission. Right, we could take them when they are given to the adventurer guild.¡± ¡°Giving the guild liability issues sound like it¡¯d be troublesome in various ways. Even if we reced them, the letters are sealed with wax stamps¡¡± When she put the letters into their envelopes, the saintess stamped them with her seal. It¡¯d be obvious that they were tampered with. ¡°For that, wouldn¡¯t it be fine if Kehma¡¯s magic fixed the seal? You could just break the seal then mend it after right? Ah, but if there is a magical effect on the sealing wax you can¡¯t show your technique, we¡¯ll need another one as well won¡¯t we?¡± ¡°Oi Rokuko.¡± ¡°What? Did you rekindle your love?¡± ¡°You¡ ¡ ¡ are you the real Rokuko?¡± ¡°I am though!? So rude, even I think so!¡± ¡°Got it, well then show me your foot and I¡¯ll confirm it.¡± ¡°You can confirm it with that!? Well, I don¡¯t really know why you need my foot though¡ H-here.¡± Taking off one of her stockings, Rokuko exposed her foot¡ Fuuu. I took my time validating it, but she¡¯s the real one. In truth, Rokuko¡¯s feet don¡¯t have any beauty marks at all, but I know she¡¯s her. To be urate, I confirmed it by looking at the menu¡¯s map function. Well, I¡¯d be in trouble if she were an imitator though. Did she eat something that appeared from the gacha, like a fruit of wisdom or something? ¡°No doubting it, you¡¯re the real Rokuko.¡± ¡°That¡¯s what I¡¯ve been saying¡ so, does Kehma have a n?¡± ¡°¡ Yeah, I do. I¡¯ll put in aint.¡± My n was exceedingly simple. We would also write five letters, mailing them to the same address as the saintess. Because they¡¯d be the same address, adventurers taking themission for hers would naturally take ours as well for the profits. The guild might even rmend people to ept them as a pair. This way we won¡¯t have to obstruct the saintess¡¯ letters at all. If it turns into a situation where none of the saintess¡¯ letters arrive, neither will ourints, but in that case there¡¯s no problem at all. ¡°Heeh, Kehma¡¯s n is different after all.¡± ¡°But who would read a letter from a figurehead vige chief whose vige doesn¡¯t even have a name? That¡¯s the only hole in it. And so, Rokuko, you will do it.¡± ¡°Me?¡± ¡°You¡¯re Haku-san¡¯s younger sister. That is, the younger sister of Haku Raverio, the empire¡¯s ancestor.¡± ¡°Oh, I can borrow Haku Ane-sama¡¯s influence huh!¡± Particrly since this is Haku-san¡¯s favorite ce. There¡¯d probably be no problem using her name for this¡ Rather, Haku-san¡¯s younger sister might be a more influential title than untactful saintess. And because of that, using Rokuko¡¯s name, we prepared five letters to match the saintess¡¯. Its contents: [We are troubled by the saintess¡¯ wolfish devouring of our winter rations, paying no heed to the costs. We are selling things to her because it is business, but there is a limit to such things. Could you please tell it to her indirectly, as her country?] It was a petition, one written somewhat grandly. We¡¯ll seal it with wax and stamp it with the imperial seal. In truth, it¡¯s something Haku-san gave us for when Rokuko write [Request] letters to her. Though we¡¯re using it to directlymunicate with Haku-san through writing letters¡ borrowing something used to talk directly with Haku-san is very scary. Then again, even if we¡¯ll be borrowing this empire¡¯s seal, I get the feeling it¡¯d be fine since Haku-san said, ¡°This seal is for Rokuko to use however she wants.¡± ¡ If we send Haku-san a thank-you note from Rokuko afterwards, she¡¯ll definitely be happy. Definitely. Yep. She¡¯d definitely take advantage of it if I show weakness here, so I¡¯ll end it with a one-sided thanks. Looks like the letters were finished being written while I was thinking that, all five arepleted. ¡°They¡¯re perfect. Writing five letters with the same things in them is tiring though.¡± ¡°Good work. Well, these will do something about the saintess¡¯ letters¡ I¡¯ll hurry out to make sure they are epted with hers.¡± ¡°Un, please.¡± The attendant had just left the guild, leaving the saintess¡¯ letters with it. I hurried to the guild, carrying the letters that Rokuko wrote. Themission easily went through the guild¡¯s Receptionist-san, who requested the fee for the five letters¡ along with delivering them to another country, the fee was a little pricey due to getting the option for me wanting them to be taken along with anothermission¡¯s, five silver coins in all. Five silver doesn¡¯t feel like much of an expenditure at this point, huh. After that, themission chart was affixed to the bulletin board. It was ced nearby the one for the saintess¡¯ letters, a bit above it to be exact. Like this, they¡¯ll probably be taken together. Also, the task of getting to where the saintess¡¯ letters were being kept in the guild would have been a failure¡ They were put away in the guild¡¯s safe, so I wasn¡¯t able to retrieve them. Rather, there¡¯s a restriction making it so that I can¡¯t collect other people¡¯s things whenever I want huh¡ Well, if I were able to, I¡¯d be able to go with the savage strategy of just doing something like taking a warrior¡¯s armor and weapon midbat. Preparing letters ourselves was the right call. ¡°Fufufu, Kehma¡¯s n was correct as expected!¡± ¡°Y-yeah.¡± I wasn¡¯t able to use her n of tampering with the letters though¡ Rokuko seemed happy for some reason? ¡ But even so, out of money huh. How much longer will the saintess¡¯ fundsst? Maybe it¡¯d be better to make a move in exploiting her. Chapter 130 A Cook I had the silky, Kinue-san, learn the [Cooking] skill that Rokuko got from gacha. As for the results¡ ¡°You became good at cooking?¡± ¡°Also, the time it takes to cook has be instant¡ Rtively.¡± From what Kunue-san said, along withpensating for her cooking, it also seems to stop time for everything other than her cooking while she is cooking. So the person herself will be properly cooking, but everything around her would see it as immediate. It also doesn¡¯t appear to work for anything other than cooking. ¡°¡ Even while boiling?¡± ¡°Yes, I can¡¯t do anything else. I cannot do something like room cleaning while it is boiling. But if it¡¯s something like putting away cooking utensils, I can do that.¡± That¡¯s harsh. But really, space-time magic that¡¯s limited by cooking? First off, let¡¯s prepare some ingredients and see what it¡¯s like. I took out a recipe and some ingredients with DP. She¡¯ll make strawberry shortcake. I invited Ichika and Meat over to act as food samplers. I didn¡¯t call her, but Rokuko came too. ¡°It¡¯s a skill I got you know? Wouldn¡¯t I always want to see it?¡± ¡°Well, you would¡¯vee anyway even if there was¡¯t a reason.¡± ¡°¡ Rather, invite me properly! Wouldn¡¯t I feel like I was being excluded?¡± Rokuko sulked. Let¡¯s call her over as well next time. ¡°I¡¯ll make it, then. First is the preparations and¡ done. I am finished.¡± ¡°Fast! That wasn¡¯t even ten seconds!?¡± There was a beautiful strawberry shortcake in front of us. However, it wasn¡¯t that the cake had simply appeared all on its own. There were traces that the oven made from phoenix eggshell fragments was used as well. It was sliced up immediately. White cream and yellow fluff, with a beautifulyer of red strawberries on top. Looks delicious. ¡°It really was an instant. It¡¯s more amazing than I thought.¡± ¡°Y¡¯know, Goshujin-sama, could ya give Kinue-san to me?¡± ¡°To Ichika? Hahaha, of course not.¡± ¡°Tch, unfortunate~¡± By the way, as far as the inn is concerned, it was decided that Rei, Kinue-san, and Nerune had all threee to be Rokuko¡¯s subordinates. They were treated as my juniors. Ichika was my senior in the respect that she hade to the dungeon before me, but Ichika is my ve. There¡¯s no way I could do something like giving my junior to a ve. ¡°¡ From my point of view, an hour has passed since I began preparations. I think not being able to do anything but cooking would be hard for ordinary humans? I am alright with it because I am a housework fairy, though.¡± ¡°That¡¯s¡ a considerably severe limitation.¡± It¡¯d probably be a godly skill for people that love cooking. I should say it¡¯s the ideal skill for a cook huh? They could spend however much time they want on cooking. ¡ It¡¯s a good thing I didn¡¯t use it myself. It¡¯d be different if I could have used it on sleeping though. ¡°Kehma, this is amazingly delicious!¡± ¡°It¡¯s so sweet, like it¡¯s melting, nom nom¡¡± Rokuko and Meat had immediately filled their mouths with cake. A great way to eat. I¡¯ll eat some too. Thinking that, I looked for the cake¡ huh, there¡¯s none? ¡°Ah, sorry. This is thest piece.¡± Right then, Rokuko was stabbing the final piece of cake with her fork. ¡°Oi, seriously? You guys really eat fast. I wanted to eat too¡¡± ¡°There¡¯s no helping it, then. Here.¡± Rokuko came at me, aiming the fork-pierced piece of cake at me. ¡ Everyone¡¯s lines of sight assembled towards me. This, is is that? The ¡®Aaah¡¯ encounter? ¡°Hey, open your mouth.¡± ¡°¡ No, hand over the fork.¡± ¡°If you don¡¯t open your mouth, I¡¯ll eat it!¡± What kind of threat is that? But I want to eat cake¡ Kuh. As expected, Rokuko¡¯s gotten smart. I wonder if something happened like her leveling up? ¡°I got it, now that it¡¯se to this I have to use myst resort¡¡± ¡°Un, now, submissively be thrusted.¡± [1] ¡°But I refuse! Rokoku, don¡¯t think things will just easily go your way!¡± I turned my back to Rokuko and spoke to Kinue-san. ¡°Kinue-san, please do it again.¡± ¡°Yes, I¡¯ll do it n¡ª¡ done.¡± A second cake finished in an instant. Yep, seeing it a second time, that [Cooking] skill really is amazing. ¡°Meat, Ichika, we need to eat that one too! Help me!¡± ¡°Itadakimasu!¡± [2] ¡°It¡¯s bad for Goshujin-sama, but it¡¯s Rokuko-sama¡¯s order~. It can¡¯t be helped~!¡± All three of them attacked the new shortcake. However, I simply allowed them to do it. As for why¡ ¡°I¡¯ll take the remaining ones, then.¡± ¡°Fueh!?¡± Rokuko¡¯s cheeks were filled with shortcake. There were three other whole shortcakes¡ The answer why is simple. I ordered her to make four with my fingers. Our oven can easily cook four at a time after all. As expected, they weren¡¯t able to eat four more. I also couldn¡¯t eat too much, so I wound up putting them in [Storage]. One will be a present to Rei and Nerune, who aren¡¯t here. I immediately isted a piece with my fork. Though it was true that the ingredients bought with DP were superior, Kinue-san¡¯s skill in cooking was also really good. I missed this vor, it¡¯s like the cakes I had eaten beforeing to this other world. ¡°Delicious. It wouldn¡¯t even be outdone by the cakes sold in Japanese shops.¡± ¡°I am honored to receive your praise, master.¡± Kinue-san bloomed with a smile. ¡°Gu, f-fine Kehma! But remember, this [Cooking] skill is something I got, in other words it¡¯s my achievement!¡± ¡°Nom nom nom¡¡± ¡°Ha~n, I ate somethin¡¯ good, happiness. High ss with plenty of sugar, too amazin¡¯¡¡± Yeah, cake is a sugary luxury, huh. Let¡¯s sell some to the saintess. I wonder what cost would be good? About ten gold for a piece? Looking outside as I thought about it, it was snowing. Winter, huh. ¡ Ah,e to think of it, what did the vige¡¯s name wind up being? Ooi Gozoh. You sure you want to leave it as Gozoh+Roppu¡¯s Love Love Vige~? Footnotes: This¡ just¡ lmao. This one is Meat. Chapter 131 The Vige¡¯s Name and the Saintess¡¯ Time Limit As work for winter, I decided to help out with Gozoh¡¯s iron golem hunting. It was a scary ce since there¡¯s a demon that¡¯s be a threat, but the guild¡¯s purchasing price is at a premium because of it. Well, it¡¯s fine since there¡¯s something I want to hear. In the middle of helping defeat iron golems, I asked Gozoh something. ¡°By the way, what happened with the vige¡¯s name, Gozoh?¡± ¡°Huh? ¡ Ah, sorry. I-I said I¡¯d think about it, but I didn¡¯t.¡± This guy forgot. ¡°I see. Is it because I¡¯m a figurehead vige chief? That¡¯s cruel.¡± ¡°¡ Aah, on that subject, you were a figurehead?¡± ¡°Right right, Gozoh+Roppu¡¯s Love Love Vige huh. Man, sounds like a great name~¡± ¡°H-hey, no! I definitely¡. thought about the name. Golen!¡± You just happened to see a golem just now, oi. But Golen Vige huh. Well, it¡¯s not bad. The feeling it has from making a pun on [Golem] that represents our dungeon and inn is good¡ Is golem spoken as golem in this other world¡¯snguage too? The skill name is [Create Golem], so the possibility should be high. ¡°Is there any meaning?¡± ¡°¡ It¡¯s close to being a vige of golems.¡± ¡°It does fit, well, that¡¯s good I guess.¡± ¡°Eh!? Y-you seriously aren¡¯t going to give it more thought!?¡± ¡°Nah, it¡¯s a wonderful name that Gozoh thought about for a long time, I shouldn¡¯t need to think about it on top of that¡ Let¡¯s gather the vigers into the bar and make it a grand announcement. We¡¯ll have you announce the name¡¯s meaning to everyone.¡± ¡°Sorry! I thought it up just now, forgive me!¡± ¡°Hahaha, thought so.¡± ¡°Hahaha.¡± Gozoh and Iughed with each other. ¡°But I did decide on Golen. It leaves a good impression.¡± ¡°Seriously¡¡± Like that, the no-named vige became Golen Vige. It¡¯s a much better name than Gozoh+Roppu¡¯s Love Love Vige. ¡°So it¡¯s been snowing now, is our winter storage doing alright?¡± ¡°Yeah, we¡¯re alright on that front. Rather, thanks to you letting the vige¡¯s people use your inn¡¯s onsen free of charge, we don¡¯t need many magic stones to use as fuel or for heating magic tools. We have lots left. There¡¯s even a lot of extra old flour in the warehouse. The taste¡¯s a bit worse for wear, but there¡¯s nothing wrong with at all. I mean, with having Sia¡¯s and Pavuera¡¯s markets go through us, it looks like the merchants are nning on using this vige as a way station even through this winter.¡± In other words, our supplies are perfect. Even if in the rare chance that we run out, we can import. I wonder if he used the hundred gold I gave him to set that up? They¡¯ll be using the cave¡¯s toll system, so then we¡¯ll be getting a wee ie even without doing anything. Is this the thrill of investment¡? Ah, did he say that he¡¯d give more gold back if it went well? ¡°Gozoh¡ merchants are amazing.¡± ¡°Really. But you¡¯re also a big shot, being able to take out such a huge amount like it¡¯s nothing.¡± I haven¡¯t been able to think of a hundred gold coins as being much money recently after seeing the saintess practically shed it though¡ If he¡¯s able to get extra gold back, maybe I¡¯ll try investing two hundred into him next time? * Several dayster. A response letter appeared to have arrived from the Holy Kingdom. It¡¯s contents¡ an order for her to return. [¡ Return? I haven¡¯t done anything yet though!?] [It says something about taking responsibility¡ not gently, either.] [Responsibility? For what?] It also looks like the letter Rokuko wrote arrived safely as well. One addressed to Rokuko had also arrived. Its contents: [We do not intend to wage war, that would be undesirable and is not something we wish to happen. The saintess had done that without permission. Please give our regards to the emperor.] With that as an excuse: [The saintess will return home.] It¡¯s great they didn¡¯t suddenly say something like they¡¯d go to war with us. I can¡¯t take responsibility for that. [I don¡¯t understand. To summon us back as fast as possible¡ it seems they won¡¯t be providing additional funding.] [Guh, I should have been more sparing with the cake then¡! But I couldn¡¯t resist the temptation! I was told there were only eight slices left of that luxurious thing, I don¡¯t regret it at all!] Yep, it was that cake. Once she had one, she had to purchase all eight of the slices at ten gold each for a total of eighty gold for the whole cake. She didn¡¯t hesitate even though she¡¯s running out of money; sweets are incredible. Using fresh eggs and ample amounts of sugar with a generous amount of rich milk and superior wheat flower, it was a luxuriously made cake. Moreover, it also made use of the [Cooking] skill¡¯s correction. Being able to eat it in such a small mountain vige, it was probably still cheap at ten gold a slice. The saintess put it in her [Storage] after buying it, so it won¡¯t go bad either. In addition, even though we can make as many cakes for as much ingredients we have, there weren¡¯t any others made so it wasn¡¯t a lie saying that was thest one. [ording to the letter, three more days should be our limit even after pushing it¡] [In that case, there is no choice but for me to capture the dungeon, is there? I feel sorry to Vige Chief-sama, but it should be alright to get approval for it after the act. So that I may repay Vige Chief-sama¡¯s kindness for providing me with these valuable goods, it¡¯s time for me to take this seriously!] Oi, the heck are you saying, ¡®It¡¯s fine to get it afterwards¡¯? ¡ Unfortunately, looks like we¡¯ll also have to get serious. I decided to leave watching the saintess to Rokuko and went to talk to Rin. Rin wasying down in a snugly warm room. ¡°Ooi, Rin. You awake? Mind talking for a bit?¡± [Nn? I¡¯m awake. What, Kehma?] ¡°It¡¯s like this¡ª¡± I told Rin that the troublesome saintess would being for around three more days. And that it would be great if Rin could keep doing its best defending. ¡°I¡¯m counting on you then, Rin.¡± [Nn¡] Saying that, Rin plopped back down. I couldn¡¯t feel its motivation, but maybe that¡¯s just it being in hibernation mode or something? Hibernation¡ man, I want to hibernate too. If possible, I¡¯d love to sleep through spring, summer, and fall as well. Chapter 132 The Saintess¡¯ Serious Mode After asking Rin for the favor, I returned to the master room. On foot. Rokuko isn¡¯t in the core room right now. She¡¯s still monitoring the saintess in her room in the inn. Without Rokuko to bring me into it, there¡¯s no choice for me but to walk there. It¡¯s a bit inconvenient¡ I kind of want a master room retrieval worker. ¡°Still, I wonder what she means by getting serious?¡± It¡¯d take no time at all getting back if I exited the inn¡¯s dummy core via the master room after entering the dungeon core from the core room, but I took a moment to think in the master room. Using this and that, this room is kept at a good temperature, itsfort isn¡¯t bad at all. Thinking about it, it¡¯s better than the futon in my room. From the fighting I¡¯ve seen so far, I can¡¯t think that the saintess would ever win against Rin in closebat. She¡¯s only able to avoid three or four attacks at the most. I don¡¯t think it¡¯d be any easier for her even if she used magic. Rumble. Just then, there was an earthquake. ¡ Nnn? Magnitude 2, maybe 3¡? Yep, isn¡¯t that surprising¡ eh, wait a sec. Wasn¡¯t the master room in a different dimension? Why is it shaking? Around the time I tilted my head in thought, Rokuko stampeded into the master room. ¡°Kehma! Hey, it¡¯s bad!¡± ¡°What¡¯s wrong? An earthquake around that strong isn¡¯t really worth getting worked up about.¡± ¡°Earthquake? What are you talking about!? The saintess¡¯ attack, her attack!¡± ¡ Huh? What¡¯re you saying, there¡¯s no way her attack on Rin would cause something like an earthquake, right? ¡ is what I thought while checking the map, but it does look like Rin¡¯s still fine. The saintess is still in front of the dungeon in the first ce. Her attendant was also with her, shouldering the simple altar that looked like a rucksack. The attendant bowed to the saintess before heading back to the hotel. The saintess headed into the dungeon. ¡°What is it?¡± ¡°Look here.¡± Rokuko opened the menu and showed me something. It looks to be of the saintess from a bit ago. ¡ It¡¯s showing the saintess offering a prayer to the altar. Muttering something, she was praying so intensely that she was sweating. I tried turning up the audio. [Death to dungeons, death to dungeons, break the cores, break the cores. Light God¡¯s enemies are here. Oh Light God¡¯s divine protection, ce the power of the seal here now. Death to dungeons, death to dungeons¡] What a scary child. And yet the saintess was shining white. The normally invisible magical power was actually illuminating the room, the density was just that high¡ rather, the heck is this? ¡°That¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve heard such a long incantation¡ do you know what kind of magic it is?¡± ¡°Ah, so that was an incantation¡? What a horrible one, oi.¡± Then, I heard the incantation¡¯s key word spoken. [Following the gods¡¯ agreement, for three days, seal this dungeon¡ª[Treaty].] The magical power that had been gathering around the saintess sted out towards the dungeon. Looks like that¡¯s what caused the earthquake. Still, the vige didn¡¯t shake at all. Rokuko and all of the dungeon monsters seem to have felt the quake though. As humans, neither Meat nor Ichika appear to have felt it though¡ so I¡¯m also a monster? Huh. The recording ended there. ¡°Seal the dungeon? The heck kind of thing is that¡¡± ¡°Seal¡? ¡ª, look, Kehma! The DP catalog!¡± ¡°Eh?¡± When I opened the menu to check out the DP catalog¡ª ¡ªwith red seals across the board, they said [Use Disabled: 71 Hours Remaining]. Sealing DP functions¡ that¡¯s a thing? Installing rooms and traps, as well as summoning monsters. They¡¯re all sealed. The only thing we can do is restore traps and damaged walls. The gacha¡¯s sealed too¡ can¡¯t sell weapons and armor either. Ah, it looks like we can still get daily necessities, sweet bun kinds of items and treasure items like jewels. I don¡¯t really understand, but she said something about a [Gods¡¯ Agreement] at the end of the incantation. So there was a thing like that? ¡°This¡ really is a dungeon seal, huh.¡± Not being able to set up new traps and rooms meant that the dungeon¡¯s growth and change would halt. It makes things like augmenting passages and simr stuff impossible. Moreover, thinking about the fighting strength side of things, you wouldn¡¯t be able to summon monsters or reinforce them with arms. It means that you¡¯d only be able to watch. That is, normally. ¡°O-oooh¡ really!?¡± ¡°Though we can still manage since we have [Create Golem], ordinary dungeons probably wouldn¡¯t have any hands or legs to use.¡± ¡°R-right! Good job Kehma! Now, repel that saintess!¡± ¡°Yeah. Guess I¡¯ll do my best making golems?¡± Still, speaking of dungeon monsters¡ what about Rin, who¡¯s just a free-loader at our dungeon? Well, even if it was affected, it¡¯d probably just have felt the quake, so it¡¯s all good. I headed to Nerune¡¯sboratory, which was researching magic gole¡ª¡ err, gargoyles. * Nerune was working together with Gar-kun, her gargoyle assistant, engraving magical formations into golem-made y boards. Taking a look, it seems to be a magic formation that emits fire like a lighter. It¡¯s pretty small, about three centimeters in diameter. There were eight arranged in a circr pattern. ¡°Ah, master. What do you think? I got the idea from that cake the other day, I tried making it able to heat things efficiently by arranging the eight magic formations into a circle~¡± ¡°¡ Looks like a portable stove. By the way, how¡¯s the magic formation research going?¡± ¡°Yeah~, right now I¡¯m using a scale where I can make several magic formations with a single magic stone, so I¡¯m practicing drawing tiny magic formations~. It¡¯s a lot easier writing on these y boards I got from Goshujin-sama, so I can make them really small~¡± [1] It really is extremely detailed. I seriously want a magnifying ss¡ Nn? ¡°You can miniaturize it if you can draw those borate grooves¡ I mean, if you can engrave them?¡± ¡°Yes, it¡¯ll be apleted magic formation once a magic stone is melted into the grooves. But my eyes and dexterity isn¡¯t enough going any smaller¡¡± I took out the DP catalog¡ Yep, I can¡¯t use any of it after all. Still though, magnifying sses fall under the category of daily necessities so I was able to exchange for it without any problems. ¡°This is¡!? What is is, eh, everything¡¯s so big~!?¡± ¡°There aren¡¯t lens or sses in this world?¡± ¡°Lens? sses~? There are~, theye with god¡¯s vanguard when they¡¯re summoned, equipped items that correct vision right~?¡± Ah, so that¡¯s how they got here? So there wouldn¡¯t be any convex lens if there was never a farsighted hero, huh. ¡°Come to think of it, I head that things below crystal balls when you use them lookrge~¡± ¡°Yeah, that¡¯s also a convex lens. Well, it¡¯d be hard to engrave formations using a ball-shape though.¡± Now then, this solves her sight problem. Next is dexterity huh¡ let¡¯s think about thatter. ¡°That aside, this should work¡ Nerune, how many magic formations can you make by yourself per day?¡± ¡°U-ummm¡ in one day, ten in my limit, I think¡. I¡¯m not confident in urately engraving any more than that~¡± ¡°¡ The only problem is that you can¡¯t engrave the magic formations?¡± ¡°Only problem? That¡¯s the most important part you know~. After that is asionally dissolving magic stones~. If not for engraving, one or two hundred in a day¡¯s no different, as long as there¡¯s magic stones it¡¯s alright you know~?¡± That¡¯s the most important part. Magic stones are treasure-type items, so I can buy them with DP. ¡°Well then, wanna do it? Two hundred a day.¡± When I said that, Nerune just looked at me with wide eyes. I just came up with a way to mass produce magic formations. It¡¯d be embarrassing if it failed after going this far though. ¡ I have to answer the saintess¡¯ seriousness with my own. Footnotes: She calls him Goshujin-sama here. Author mistake? Or perhaps a verbal slip? She normally says ¡°Masuta-¡± Chapter 133 First off, let¡¯s engrave a single magic formation into a y board. Then, pressing iron made soft by way of using [Create Golem] on it¡ªto be more urate, by operating it so that it would urately fill the grooves¡ªIpleted a magic formation temte. Following that with another one softened by [Create Golem], I went to make a [Prototype]. There was a magic formation¡¯s grooves left behind when I separated the temte from the [Prototype]. After that, I just normally melted a magic stone onto it toplete the formation. ¡°Aaand it works.¡± ¡°Uwaaah~¡¡± It actually worked when the magic stone finished filling it. I¡¯m saved. Seeing the magic formation bepleted, Nerune was surprised. ¡°There was a method like that¡ amazing~, how many could we make like this~?¡± ¡°Right? One or two hundred easily.¡± To put it simply, it¡¯s a stamp¡ eh, I guess it¡¯s more like a printing press? Its size makes it so that I could mass produce however many I want. ¡°But master, no one but you can do this~¡± ¡°Nn? That¡¯s not true. It¡¯s troublesome making the molds, but so long as you have the mold you could do it with things like y. You¡¯d only need to bake the y to improve its longevity too¡ as for it being weak to impacts, well, there¡¯s a lot of y¡ Right. I¡¯ll make a [Mold to make molds] to produce y molds. You can use the iron magic formation to mass produce y molds, so if the y molds break¡ get it?¡± When I said that, Nerune solidified for a bit. She was probably thinking if that was actually possible in her head. ¡ Rather, there¡¯s even stuff like sealing letters with stamped wax, so I don¡¯t think it should be strange for someone to have an idea like this. Maybe people kept it a secret to enhance the value of magic tools? That¡¯s definitely a possibility. ¡°Master, that¡¯s¡ I can do that right~!? This is a revolution you know~!?¡± ¡°While we¡¯re on the topic, why notbine the idea with making different letters and symbols into stamps?¡± ¡°No way~!? My master¡¯s calmly using his ideas to repaint history~!? Please wait, I¡¯ll take notes~!!¡± Nerune noisily pulled out a notepad and took notes. You don¡¯t need to panic so much¡ Well, with this, gargoyle mass production¡¯s looking closer than ever. Then again, Rin is going to be defending us, so it¡¯s only in the one in a thousand chance¡ but that saintess¡¯ serious mode might be enough to defeat Rin. I can¡¯t seem to get that seal thing out of my head and haven¡¯t felt like sleeping. That¡¯s why I thought it¡¯d be a good idea to kill time and look into mass producing gargoyles. It¡¯s a rare asion, so I decided to seriously try doing it together with Nerune. * The first day that the saintess was taking it seriously. It was the first day, but she wanted to settle it that day. Smoothly making her way through the dungeon, she moved to just before the room that the ck wolf resided in. She was familiar to the area. Moreover, due to the effects of [Treaty] she had invoked through ceremony, the dungeon was weakened. She was able to advance all the more easily, she felt. Weakened dungeons wouldn¡¯t have things like an increased number of new traps or new rooms. It was limited in that there was a three day time limit, but even so it was very useful for capturing dungeons. In particr, the weakening would also cause boss monsters to be unable to revive. The ck wolf was likely a boss monster for this dungeon, so it shouldn¡¯t be an exception to the rule. So she only needed to beat it once. So long as she could kill it, even if she died as well, it would be alright. She now only had to watch out for traps and look for the dungeon core. ¡ Perhaps, she was certain the ck wolf was a dungeon boss simply judging by its strength. With dungeons whose deepest floors hadn¡¯t been captured, dungeon bosses would asionally make their way up and appear on higher floors. It would happen from time to time. The stronger and more warlike the dungeon boss, the more likely it would happen. Seeing as how the ck wolf preemptively attacked the moment itid eyes on intruders, that was almost certainly the case. ¡ p! She fired herself up by pping her cheeks. She then began to circte her magical power as began to enter the room. While continuing to mumble an incantation, she first looked looked inside. The ck wolf turned its attention towards the entrance¡ the saintess clicked her tongue in her mind. (As expected, it can notice even whispers?) She entered the room immediately before the incantationpletely. The ck wolf dashed towards her in response. Despite its tail wagging adorably, it bared its fangs as it opened itsrge mouth, brimming with the desire to eat. [Rooooar!] The wolf bellowed. However, something to this extent wasn¡¯t enough to cause the saintess to cower. She knew that if she froze now, she would die. She pulled away from the first attack, dodging it. With a snap, the wolf¡¯s fangs stabbed through the ce she had just been¡ She continued the incantation, not stopping. Seeing the base of its left leg twitch, the saintess dropped into a crouch. Immediately after, its right foreleg swept towards her from side. The wolf¡¯s paw sliced through the air just above her head, so fast that the air rang. It would have been dangerous if she hadn¡¯t dropped even a fraction of an inch lower. A few strands of hair fluttered through the air, the attack barely grazing the top of her head. A cold shiver ran its way down her spine. A cold sweat worked its way down her forehead, but she knew from experience that it still wasn¡¯t over. The ck wolf would soon rush towards her, forcefully bringing its right foreleg down to copse on her. Despite its reckless attacks and sessive attacks, it was still adorable. The saintess used the momentum of dropping into her crouch to roll towards the left, avoiding it. Just then, she finallypleted her incantation. Conveniently, the ck wolf¡¯s nk was right in front of her. Thrusting her right hand forward, she shouted. ¡°¡ª[Ray of Judgement]!!¡± The instant she spoke thest piece of her incantation, a sh of light surged forth from her. After barely a moment¡¯s dy, the ck wolf¡¯s body was prated by the beam. Passing entirely through its body, it rammed into the ceiling, leaving a crater-like mark behind. ¡ªTheir fight was decided. The saintess grinned. But the ck wolf did not fall. The saintess¡¯ vision flickered as her consciousness dimmed. By draining her magical power dry, she cked out. By the time she came to, she was already back at the inn,ying in a futon. She was the simple altar. ¡°Alka-sama, are you awake?¡± ¡°¡ Yeah.¡± (What happened?) The saintess tried to think about it, despite theintsing from her head after just having returned from death. The light-attributed emperor ss magic: [Ray of Judgement]. Greater than upper and top ss magic, it was an offensive magic that could wipe out an army with a single attack, something that could be called a tactical ss magic. A blow of justice that would smash evil to bits. It couldn¡¯t not be effective against the ck wolf that was obviously a wicked existence¡ in truth, it had been able to open arge hole on the wolf¡¯s body. It was arge hole, enough to see through to the other size. It was aboutrge enough of a hole that a child might be able to go through it. However, despite such arge hole being opened on its body, the wolf still snapped through her. It bit off the arm she was holding out, followed by her head. She was only vaguely able to remember it, but that was how she had died this time. ¡°Did you use [Ray of Judgement]?¡± ¡°Yes, it drained my magical power. Emperor ss magic¡¯s consumption is as intense as ever.¡± (I used one of my trump cards, but I was still eaten?) The saintess sighed. ¡°.. However, I opened such arge hole in it, it should be dead about now¡! This match is my win.¡± In the end, as she was able to continue on no matter how many times she died, she would win in due time. She thought that she might not have been able to gain victory this time due to her pressing time constraints¡ªbut she won. She decided to report themission¡¯spletion to the adventurer guild after confirming its corpse. With that, one of the reasons she hade to this dungeon would be aplished. The saintess sighed, contended. Chapter 134 The Saintess¡¯ Serious Mode 3 [I was a little, surprised.] ¡°I thought you were done in there as well!¡± Rin was safe. I thought it might¡¯ve been a big loss for arge hole to have been opened on its body, but it appears that Rin [Opened the hole itself]. As expected of a slime, it¡¯s even able to do emergency evasion methods like that huh. Though thanks to that, we have a huge hole in the room¡¯s ceiling now. [When she, held out that hand, I got a bad, feeling.] ¡°As expected of Rin. You got my respect, boss.¡± [Kukuku, I am, strong, after all.] You could say that again. Still, that saintess is also something. She somehow evaded Rin¡¯s attacks while chanting, managing to let off that cannon-like magic at close range. I don¡¯t think I¡¯d be able to do that even if I knew I¡¯d be fine dying. [I¡¯m a bit, hungry. Kehma, mind getting, eaten?] ¡°Nn? Sure, go for it.¡± [Nom. Om nom¡] Rin quickly gulped down the messenger golem. It feels like it¡¯s been a while since that happened. Also, it wasn¡¯t whether or not I¡¯d get eaten, but if I minded it huh. Me getting eaten was already done and decided on huh¡ well, it¡¯s fine. Yep. Looks like the saintess won¡¯t be able to defeat Rin after all. Mine dungeon¡¯s protector is a wall! [1] ¡ I might raise a g if I keep going, so let¡¯s stop there. For now, the saintess doesn¡¯t look like she¡¯s going toe back today, so how about I get back to the gargoyle mass production stuff? The main thing I¡¯m working on right now is fire arm gargoyles that have thirty fire magic formations engraved onto their arms. I¡¯ve made ten of them so far. Using an iron golem as the base, I hybridized it with y shoulders so that they wouldn¡¯t damage themselves with the heat¡ Their iron arms will be super hot because of the fire, so they¡¯ll burn stuff when they touch it. Fufufu. I also took the chance and polished them. It¡¯ll be awesome if they roared while glowing a hot red. Although¡ it burns through a stupid amount of magic stones. It¡¯s to the point that it takes 10 DP worth of magic stones for their arms to be active for an hour. Because I¡¯m using practically identical magic formations, they take up 300 DP per. Looks like they¡¯ll be able to do various things too. Expand your dreams, gargoyles¡ [2] ¡ Huh? But hasn¡¯t it be a physical attack rather than a magical attack after all? Hmmm, I could try it out if I summoned a ghost-type monster. Let¡¯s give it a shot when the saintess¡¯ seal expires. * The second day that the saintess was taking it seriously. So that she could confirm the ck wolf¡¯s death, the saintess carefully looked into the room¡ªand the ck wolf looked back. The saintess hurriedly took a distance from the room. To put it in a way easier to understand, she ran away. She didn¡¯t hesitate at all. She knew firsthand that she would be dead if she dyed her judgement at all. ¡°Hah, haah, haah¡¡± After taking a sufficient distance, the saintess calmed her rough breathing. ¡ Impossible, was the wolf immortal? The gaping hole from the day before had closed as well. She thought about things like that. There was nothing she could do but kill it immediately. Maybe it would die if she destroyed its head? Is it an immortal beast? Still, as long as it was a monster that belonged to the dungeon, its healing should be slowed through the effects of [Treaty]. If it¡¯s a dungeon boss, all the more¡ª ¡ Just then, the saintess realized that something was off. There was nothing inmon between the demons that appeared in the dungeon and the ck wolf. That was the usual trend for dungeons. For example, fire-attributed, demi-human-type, or beast-type. Right, that way, you could even call a dungeon¡¯s monsters the dungeon boss¡¯ subordinates. The monsters that appeared in this dungeon¡ªother than the jellies that appeared in ces¡ªcould be roughly divided into being either goblins or golems. Both kinds of monsters were close to being earth-attributed. The demi-human goblins and the bio-magical golems. Theirmonality was a bit weak, but¡ª ¡ªin a ce like that, there suddenly appeared a dark-attributed beast type. Going with the usual course of events, it wouldn¡¯t be odd for the boss monster to be a goblin or a golem. Something with a humanoid shape for example. It¡¯s not like the boss monster has to share things inmon with all of the demons, but¡ at the very least, she¡¯d never heard of something like a boss that didn¡¯t share anything inmon with the other monsters. Dark-attributed. Beast-type. Overwhelming physical strength. Immortal resilience. She couldn¡¯t find anything inmon. It was obviously unnatural. ¡°¡ Perhaps, no, it¡¯s¡ it¡¯s not without precedence, it¡¯s possible¡¡± The saintess thought. (Perhaps, is that ck wolf a field monster that has no rtion to the dungeon?) She felt that was the correct answer. ording to the preparatory audit, this dungeon named [Ordinary Cave] originally only had goblins. It went through a transition phase, bing able to also have traps and golems. Moreover, magic swords as well. Considering the course of events, it was a pretty possible thing that it was just a field monster unrted to the dungeon that took up residence here. ¡ The original encounter was near the second floor, causing the saintess to be summoned over. She heard from the guild¡¯s report that it had destroyed the [Gate of Wisdom]. In other words, wasn¡¯t that alone enough proof that it came from outside of the dungeon? Using that conclusion¡ that ck wolf was probably entirely unrted to the dungeon. In that case, [Treaty] wouldn¡¯t have any effect on the ck wolf. It was a very worrisome fact, but at the same time, that meant that since it wasn¡¯t rted to the dungeon, that also meant it wouldn¡¯t revive if shepleted defeated it. Then she¡¯d only have to go all the way this time. The saintess made her decision. She began the incantation for [Ray of Judgement]. In exchange for its strength versus wicked existences, this magic had an incredibly lengthy incantation. It was natural as something stronger than the upper ss to be so long, but due to its incantation¡¯s length, it wasn¡¯t suited forbat. Instead, it was often used as a [Warning] of the light god punishing sins. But the saintess held no doubt that it wouldn¡¯t be effective against the ck wolf this time. Because this time, she would aim for its head. She looked into the room with the ck wolf in it before the incantationpleted. The ck wolf¡ wasn¡¯t there. (¡ Huh? It¡¯s not there?) She wondered. However, she couldn¡¯t stop the incantation once it was started. Timidly, she took a step into the room. She thought that it might have hidden itself in a blind spot from the entrance, but that wasn¡¯t it¡ perhaps it had moved out of the room? If it was a monster irrelevant to the dungeon, that might have been the case. It would be strange for it to stay in a room that it knew might endanger its life if it stayed. It would only do something like that if it had circumstances as to why it couldn¡¯t move, was confident in its ability to win, or was just an idiot. But what should she do? The incantation had alreadypleted. Firing it for no reason would just cause her to copse from running dry on magical power. She didn¡¯t have the time to stick around any longer. [Gurururu¡] She heard the wolf¡¯s growl. From behind her. ¡°¡ª[Ray of Judgement]!!¡± The timing was great. She hadn¡¯t had much more time. Turning around to look at the damage the beam did, it coincidentally managed to hit the ck wolf¡¯s head. ¡°I did it¡ª!?¡± The wolf¡¯s head burst open. However, the saintess felt a sizzling bloodthirst. Her body lost strength, falling down to the ground in ordance with gravity. ¡ The headless wolf¡¯s foreleg cut through the air, straight towards the saintess¡¯ upper body. (Impossible¡ªhow is it moving without a head!?) While her consciousness blurred due to running out of magical power, the saintess saw something unbelievable. A burbling ck mass grew out from the area that its head should have been, producing a new head. ¡°Ha, haha¡ what¡ just what are you¡!¡± [Garoooo¡!] Snap. The saintess was eaten by its newly-reformed head. With only one day remaining, how could she bring down this ck wolf? The saintess couldn¡¯t even begin to guess. Footnotes: He used a special ¡°I¡± here, so I used a special ¡°I¡±. This has appeared a few times in this series, but I have no idea what it¡¯s referencing. Should be obvious what it¡¯s saying though. ‰ô¤¬ŽÚ¤¬¤ë Chapter 135 The Saintess¡¯ Troubles ¡°¡ Did it miss?¡± [No, it hit. It was, dangerous. Some of my body, was deleted.] It looks like that light was actually too strong. Rather than Rin being hurt by it, the ces touched by the light were eliminated in an instant. It only felt temporary pain and even though its body was gouged out by the resulting aftermath, the wounds didn¡¯t extend to areas beyond that. After that, it simply regenerated itself. Rin wouldn¡¯t have been able to do that if it were a wolf demon¡ wait, it¡¯s a slime, so doesn¡¯t it have a core or something? Rin, where¡¯s your core? Looks like it¡¯s not in your head¡ can it move it to wherever it wants? [So Kehma. Food time.] ¡°Want seconds? It¡¯s better to eat a lot if you¡¯re injured. I can send some normal golems if you want.¡± [Yeah, do that.] I mass-produced golems made with y and sent them to the room that Rin was at. I can have as much excavated as needed even without being able to use DP, so it¡¯s fine so long as they¡¯re stone and y. The spawn rate of golems appearing from the magic formations I installed in the dungeon also dropped, so I have to keep making more. The golem¡¯s are working harder too. As for Rin, it kept eating the stream of golems like they were never-ending soba noodles. Even if it¡¯s a wolf, to be eating soba¡ it¡¯s not like it¡¯d understand the reference though. Yep, never mind. [Fuu, a bit, better.] ¡°Good then. One more day, please.¡± [Nn.] Then Rin finally ate the messenger golem that I was operating. What a reliable fellow. If it manages tost one more day, it¡¯ll be our win. Still though, I get the feeling that the saintess¡¯ heart shattered in that assault today. ¡ Maybe she won¡¯te tomorrow? * The saintess¡¯ hand was ced on her forehead. She didn¡¯t know what to do. Even opening a huge hole in its body didn¡¯t work, neither did blowing its head off¡ She wondered whether or not it¡¯d somehow work out if she sted its entire body away all at once. But it would be impossible for the ck wolf to allow that to happen. The difference between their strength was just too overwhelming. It was by sheer luck that she managed to hit it thatst time. ¡ For now, she decided to head into the onsen. She barely had any time left to stay at the inn. She had no choice but to use the chance to enjoy it as much as she could. She felt sorry that she wasn¡¯t able toplete themission or capture the dungeon, but¡ well, she set it aside for now. She wore her bathing clothes and entered the onsen. She felt it was something even better than arge bath. It really was a luxury to her heart. This day, there was one of the inn¡¯s employees in the onsen. Ichika, the ve that had the Paveuran ent. ¡°Ah, Saintess-sama¡ are ya tired?¡± ¡°¡ Yes, you knew?¡± ¡°Well yeah. Want me to give ya a shoulder massage?¡± ¡°No, there¡¯s a massage chair in the room.¡± Ichika waded her way through the hot water, approaching the saintess. The saintess and Ichikamonly spent time together in the game room at the rat races, so they spoke to each other a lot. ¡°Bibibi¡¯sin¡¯ out in today¡¯s race. I¡¯m gonna make a killin¡¯ in one go!¡± ¡°¡ Hmm, that also sounds like a good idea.¡± Luck, huh? When it came to luck, the saintess felt she¡¯d used up all of hers on hitting that ck wolf¡¯s head with [Ray of Judgement]. It¡¯d probably all be the same if she bet on the never-winning Bibibi though. ¡°Nn? Whatcha worryin¡¯ about? I can hear ya out if you don¡¯t mind me?¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s¡ not something I should talk about.¡± ¡°Well, well¡ things get easier if you just talk about them ya¡¯know?¡± ¡°¡ Well, it¡¯ll probably be alright if it¡¯s Ichika.¡± Then, opening with, ¡°Keep it a secret from Vige Chief-sama alright?¡±, she talked to Ichika about her troubles. She left parts out, but she spoke of having to return to her country, the ck wolf¡¯s existence, and that she couldn¡¯t win because it was so strong. She also talked about how she felt like her attendant had recently been staring at her butt with lewd eyes. ¡°Even Attendant-san¡¯s a man¡! Rather, does Saintess-sama¡¯s doctrine so men¡¯re no good?¡± ¡°That¡¯s not the problem. If I had to say, I prefer zealous men like Vige Chief-sama. That approach of his, and those presents¡ fufufu, love, I feel love!¡± The presents were things that she had paid to obtain, but it appeared as though whether or not gifts came with tolls was a trivial matter to the saintess. ¡°Wait? That¡¯s hopeless ya¡¯know? Un, hopeless. The vige chief already has a partner, that¡¯d be two-timing~?¡± ¡°That¡¯s no problem for the doctrine. So long as they have the resources for it, people may have as many partners as they wish. [Birth and spread across thends, ruling everything]¡ that is Light God-sama¡¯s teachings. I have the resources because I am a saintess, so I could just shelter Vige Chief-sama¡¯s partners.¡± ¡°The Light God¡¯s Decree is amazing!? Ya¡¯d even shelter them!?¡± ¡°It¡¯s that natural? I am a saintess after all.¡± The saintess huffed. (The heck¡¯s a saintess¡) Ichika thought. The answer to that was right in front of her, though. ¡°W-well, changin¡¯ topics, that ck wolf huh¡ can¡¯t ya just run if ya can¡¯t win? Failin¡¯ themission doesn¡¯t mean ya have to die.¡± ¡°My reputation would decrease though. Besides, for a saintess to be unable to defeat a dungeon-nesting monster so close to Vige Chief-sama¡¡± ¡°Eh, wait, Saintess-san? Seriously? You¡¯re seriously aimin¡¯ for the vige chief?¡± ¡°Setting aside whether I¡¯m aiming for him, I would feel bad not returning his goodwill.¡± ¡°Hmm¡ but, ya can¡¯t win yeah?¡± ¡°¡¡± The once again saintess ced her hand against her head. ¡°Knowin¡¯ when to give up¡¯s also important.¡± ¡°Even if you say that¡¡± ¡°And between you and me, Hero-samaes to this dungeon around once a month, so even if Saintess-sama doesn¡¯t work hard it¡¯s alright, yeah?¡± ¡°¡ Hero-sama? The empire¡¯s¡ Hero-sama?¡± Hearing that, the saintess nodded to herself. ¡°¡ I see, so even if I can¡¯t win¡ that makes me feel a little better. Well, I¡¯ll keep trying until the end though.¡± ¡°Really~¡± The saintess¡¯ troubles eased a little. She felt getting into the onsen was a good idea. Then, If the empire¡¯s hero tried capturing the dungeon¡ and wound up doing so before her, she felt it might be a good idea introducing him to the uncleared dungeon that remained the the Holy Kingdom. [1] Furthermore, she bet a ton of money on Bibibi in that day¡¯s rat race. It went magnificently. Footnotes: Could be more than one dungeon. The raw doesn¡¯t specify. Chapter 136 The Saintess¡¯ Observations The saintess¡¯ steps as she advanced through the dungeon were uneasy. She didn¡¯t believe that she could manage to win against the ck wolf. But even so, she wouldn¡¯t run away, either. The Holy Kingdom had a saying: [Nothing ventured, nothing gained]. ordingly, the saintess challenged this dungeon with that intention. The saintess, unable to perfectly get over her worries, easily defeated the golems while dragging her feet. ¡°¡ Oh? Was there a wall here?¡± No, that definitely shouldn¡¯t have been there. Something was off. ording to the [Mapping] skill, there definitely should have been a passage there. Thebyrinth¡¯s walls should have been fixed in ce through [Treaty]¡¯s effects, did the effect already run out somehow? ¡ That wasn¡¯t it. The power hadn¡¯t left into the dungeon¡¯s surroundings in a recoil as it would when the effects end. It hadn¡¯t turned into a situation where it contained none of the power. There was no helping that there was no path, so she took a detour. There were walls in ces that shouldn¡¯t have had walls, as well as passages in ces that should have had walls. ¡ For some reason, neither [Mapping] nor [Dungeon Trap Detection] worked properly in this dungeon. (¡ Really now, this is a mysterious dungeon.) ¡ And then she arrived at the ck wolf¡¯s room. It just wound up happening. She took a decent amount of time being reluctant to go in. ¡°¡ Now¡ what do I do?¡± Before she went inside, she stopped moving and decided to think of a strategy. (Should I start the incantation¡? Or maybe I should spend a little more time on it?) [Oi.] ¡°¡ Nn?¡± [Oi, you.] She heard a voice from somewhere¡ was it an adventurers? Had adventurers other than herself made it this far in? She didn¡¯t see anyone¡ but she heard a terrifying voiceing from a shadow. ¡°¡ Where are you?¡± [Above you.] Told that, she looked up¡ and right there¡ was the ck wolf. It stood with all four legs on the ceiling. ¡°¡ Huh¡?¡± It walked in such a dignified manner that it gave her the illusion she was the one upside-down. No, there was something even more important weighing on her mind. Was it¡ the owner of that voice? No. Her imagination had already connected the two. This ce was an area where no one else was. Above all, the wolf¡¯s mouth was moving. [Good job,ing, human.] It wasn¡¯t barking, but its manner of speech was clumsy, like it was cutting parts short. There was no doubting that the words wereing from its mouth. ¡°Y-you understand human speech¡?¡± [What, is it something, strange? I can talk in, others, too. Guru ruru¡ gau. See?] ¡°I don¡¯t understand wolfnguage.¡± [¡ Really.] Certainly, monsters with high intelligence could understand human speech, some could even talk. For example, dragons were well-known in being able to. It wasn¡¯t impossible for a strong wolf to talk using human speech like this. Moreover, the saintess¡¯ thought of this ck wolfing from outside the dungeon was once again reinforced. It was hard to believe that a monster that only ever stayed in a dungeon would interact with humans enough to learn theirnguage. Besides that, very few humans woulde here. The ck wolf abruptly parted from the ceiling, making a half-turn midair andnding on the ground. Instinctively intensifying her vignce, the saintess took a stance. However, it didn¡¯t appear as though it was about to attack. ¡°¡ Why were you on the ceiling?¡± [Killing time?] It didn¡¯t appear there was any deep meaning behind it. (How in the world¡ did it stick up there?) If it had made a surprise attack from that position, she would¡¯ve died without even making a sound. In other words, it didn¡¯t intend to kill the saintess¡ for now, at least. She couldn¡¯t figure out what its reason was. Maybe it was merely a whim, just it ying with an enemy that it could kill at any moment. Not much different than a cat ying with a ball of yarn. All of the decisive power were in the ck wolf¡¯s paws. Even so, that was good. This was a good opportunity for the saintess to observe the ck wolf. Even if the hero would be the one toe and defeat it in the future, she could contribute by leaving behind information. She had already obtained new information: it could understand human speech. Conversations could be held as well¡ªshe was establishing that right then. Even if it was due to her negligence, she was gaining valuable time and information. ¡°¡ So, what do you want?¡± [You are, tasty.] ¡°¡ Well, unfortunately, I haven¡¯t eaten myself before.¡± [In other words, to me, it¡¯s like, you¡¯re giving, food.] The saintess smiled wryly to herself. In the end, this wolf only ever saw her as food. While she was fighting desperately, thinking about actual life and death, thinking that her attacks might do something¡ªas far as the wolf was concerned, her efforts only wound up being at the level of food resisting adorably and jumping from its te towards its mouth, ready to be eaten. Moreover, she was delicious food that went out of its way to be eaten. The difference between their strength was too great. ¡°H-hmph. So, you intend on doing something?¡± [Yeah.] The ck wolfughed. Catching glimpses of the fangs that could easily deprive her life in an instant, the saintess felt a chill creep down her back. [I¡¯ll make you, my follower.] ¡ Why did it just say? The saintess took almost half a minute before she registered what the wolf just said. Chapter 137 Emergency ¡°¡ Huh?¡± An unexpected ¡®saintess follower¡¯ deration. My head nked out for a moment. Rather, it can talk in humannguage? Oi. Which reminds me, what did Rin say when it made me its follower? I think it was something like: [You, give food, to me. Therefore, you¡¯re my, follower.] Let¡¯s think back on what the saintess has done sinceing here. Once per day, she went into the dungeon¡ and was eaten by Rin. Just how is that different from me being eaten by Rin while in the golems? ¡°¡ It¡¯s the same!? Shit! It¡¯s an emergency!¡± Rather, it dered that the saintess tasted better. What to do¡ what to do!? First off, I called Rokuko. I have a direct line ofmunication to the dummy core in Rokuko¡¯s room from the master room. ¡°Oi Rokuko, it¡¯s an emergency! Urgent meeting now!¡± ¡°Wai¡ªKehma!? Don¡¯te in so suddenly!¡± Rokuko was in the middle of changing her clothes. Yep, sorry. ¡°Well, that aside¡ª¡± ¡°It¡¯s not something to set aside you know!? Wait, emergency? What happened?¡± ¡°Rin made the saintess its follower.¡± ¡°OK I get it. Sounds bad.¡± As expected of the recent Rokuko, smart. She understood it immediately and quickly put on an outer garment, going into the master room. Meanwhile, just thirty seconds had passed. ¡°The saintess is a follower¡ so, what now?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know, there¡¯s been no movement.¡± Then, the saintess appeared to have reactivated. Let¡¯s eavesdrop on their conversation. [Your¡ follower?] [Yeah, follower. Gave me, good food, so follower, right?] ¡ Wait,e to think of it, wouldn¡¯t that cause everything about me to be exposed to the saintess? I don¡¯t think it¡¯d be much of a problem since I wouldn¡¯t be recognized as the golem though¡ [What is, it? If there¡¯s, a problem, say it.] [¡ Umm, right. Then, I want to ask¡ did youe from outside of this dungeon?] [Called, by boss.] [B-boss?] [Yeah.] Particr about that point, Rin didn¡¯t yield. [¡ Y-your bosses from outside of this dungeon?] [Yeah. Because I, am strong. This, is mine.] I¡¯ve gotten used to holding conversations with Rin since I¡¯ve been doing it so much, but it looks like she¡¯s having trouble with it after all. By the way, to put it simply, it¡¯s saying: [Yes. I came from outside of the dungeon. While on the subject, I am super strong so I control the dungeon and received this room.] I have a knack for conversation? It¡¯s experience, experience. [¡ You took over the dungeon¡? Could something like that be¡?] [Kuwafu, if there¡¯s, nothing else, I¡¯m eating.] [P-please wait a moment! By eating, umm¡ªyou eat your followers?] [? Is that, a problem? No matter, how many times, you are eaten, you return.] [¡ Today is no good. After that, it¡¯s fine¡ I want to see the dungeon core, do you know where it is?] [Dungeon core? What¡¯s that?] Come to think of it, Rin doesn¡¯t know about dungeon cores huh. I didn¡¯t tell it about them when I asked it it wanted to be a subordinate to the dungeon. It refused anyway, though. [¡ A shining orb, about this big?] [¡ Hmm¡ well, there¡¯s one.] [Please show me! Where is it!?] [Ah, here. Follow.] I doesn¡¯t know what a dungeon core is, but it does know about shining orbs¡ right, it did sleep in the core room at first huh. And so, Rin slowly walked with the saintess following behind it. Alright. It¡¯s a defensive fight. Everyone¡ªother than Kinue-san¡ªgathered in the master room as the dungeon¡¯s defensive fighting strength¡ Kinue-san will be dealing with the inn by herself. ¡°Goshujin-sama, the haniwa, ready any time.¡± ¡°Wall golems¡¯re already in motion. Do you want ¡¯em deployed to make them take a detour?¡± As usual, Meat and Ichika felt like they were already used to these things. ¡°Many legged golem archers, ready to mobilize, master!¡± ¡°Gargoyle forces, ready to move out~! Filled to the brim with magic stones, so many~!¡± ¡°Ooh, new troops! Could you lend them to me too?¡± ¡°Yeah~, use them however you want~!¡± Rei had the many legged golems, with Nerune and Rokuko moving the gargoyle force. ¡°Alright, let¡¯s start this defensive war¡ ah, let¡¯s evacuate the dungeon core first. Right now the real dungeon core is in the spot right below where Rin sleeps after all.¡± ¡°Got it! Should I use castling with my room?¡± ¡°Yeah, please do.¡± After Rin left the core room, I put the dummy core back at the deepest area. I¡¯m still making another route. Most recently, I think I¡¯ve been putting a bit too much effort into researching magic tools. ¡ Then, by moving the dungeon core towards the vige, the defensive war will be carried out safely. Even if theye to the dungeon¡¯s interior where the dummy core was, there wouldn¡¯t be able problems if it was destroyed. Even if Rin takes the saintess into the core room, it¡¯ll be alright. Man, security is wonderful. ¡°Ah¡¡± ¡°Hmm? What¡¯s wrong?¡± ¡°Castling, unusable¡ªfor fifteen hours. Because it¡¯s sealed.¡± Rokuko spoke with a pale face. Uh? Then¡ ¡°Perhaps, are you saying, we can¡¯t escape?¡± ¡°Correct, I am saying that we can¡¯t escape.¡± I felt sweat drip down my back. ¡°Hey, it¡¯s been a while since I¡¯ve heard death¡¯s footsteps¡¡± ¡ The master room filled with silence due to my mutter. ¡°¡ Kehma. What did you just¡¡± ¡°Ah, sorry. I said something strange.¡± ¡°That¡¯s super cool! I want to use that next time! Death¡¯s footsteps!¡± ¡°Stop, please. I¡¯m sorry, super sorry!¡± While I apologized earnestly to Rokuko, whose eyes were sparkling, we prepared our defenses. At any rate, so long as we can kill the saintess one time, it¡¯ll be our victory. The saintess only has until today, after all. Chapter 138 The Saintess and the ck Wolf With the ck wolf as her guide, Saintess Alka followed it obediently. She wondered how it hade to this, but she couldn¡¯t think of an answer. However, since she had always dove into dungeons by herself, she didn¡¯t find it so bad being guided in the dungeon. She even felt like she¡¯d be a tamer. [Mu? ¡ Was there a wall here?] Correction, they were lost. However, the wolf said something outrageous in the next instant. [¡ Destroy it? Kun kun¡ yep, I can.] [1] ¡°Eh¡ªyou can destroy it?¡± [I can. I, am strong. Even if I, destroy it, it¡¯s fine.] For destroying a dungeon¡¯s wall, the saintess felt it was a very out-of-the-norm monster. However, inside [Treaty]¡¯s effect, the saintess knew that dungeon walls somehow mended themselves at a ridiculous speed. To the extent that they would repair after just 0.1 seconds even if it waspletely destroyed. She had even gotten herself caught inside of a wall, dying. Getting crushed was painful. ¡°No, it¡¯s alright. Let¡¯s search for a path.¡± [Okay.] The ck wolf retraced its path. Trying to follow it, the saintess suddenly heard the sound of something moving fast. ¡°¡ª!¡± She tilted her neck to the side, inclining it on reflex. Immediately after that, an arrow cut through the space her head had just been at. Then a pain followed. An arrow hiding in the shadow of the first one managed to strike her in the shoulder. A sniper. Moreover, an advanced one. Looking in the direction the arrows came from, she saw a golem with two bows equipped in both of its hands. No, ¡®both of its hands¡¯ was a bit off. Why? Because it had four hands and four feet. A hand extended from its back, re-nocking the bow with arrows. However, the ck wolf preyed on it immediately. It never released the next two arrows. ¡°Ku¨C, golems¡ no choice. ¡ö¡ö, ¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ª[Healing].¡± She forcibly pulled the arrow out. There was flesh still attached to the arrowhead due to [Spines] on it, but she didn¡¯t pay it any attention. Since it was somewhat numbed, she gouged out some more of the wound, rubbing antidote into it as she ced recovery magic on herself. The magical power¡¯s healing of her wound she had gouged out waspensated for, recovering. The ck wolf returned. [Oi, it shot, my follower, so I ate it, was that bad?] ¡°¡ No, you saved me.¡± [Hmm, good then. Let¡¯s go.] The ck wolf resumed walking as if nothing had happened. ¡ The saintess once again followed behind it. Unexpectedly, she realized that she was being defended. It wasn¡¯t too big of a deal. She was simply shot by a variation species of golem. That¡¯s all. It was a monster that used arge amount of poison, as well as a monster that used a bow and arrows. It was even a monster that had four arms and legs. However, if the wolf didn¡¯t deal with the golem before she was hit with another poisoned arrow, it might have been toote for her to cope with it. [Mu.] The wolf flicked its tail¡ four arrows dropped to the ground. The saintess noticed the new attack as well. However, she hadn¡¯t realized the number was doubled. There were two of that variation species this time¡ they were variation species, but there were several of the same kind¡ maybe it was a new species? If so, she¡¯d name these hecaton golems or something. [1] [What do, you want?] ¡°¡ I¡¯ll defeat them.¡± The saintess retrieved her battle hammer from her [Storage]. They were still golems. Even if they were variation species, their basis shouldn¡¯t have changed. The wold didn¡¯t interfere this time¡ it didn¡¯t attack the saintess from behind either. She quickly put an end to the golems and went back to the ck wolf. [Then, let¡¯s go?] ¡°¡ Yeah.¡± The saintess had always dove into dungeons by herself. She had also died alone, and captured them alone. It would have been a different story if she hadrades that could be revived, but unfortunately, she hadn¡¯t met someone like that so far. Even if she searched for someone like that, they likely didn¡¯t exist¡ And so, this was her first time being defended. It was surprising that the one who should have been her enemy¡ªthe wolf¡ªwas the one doing it, though. ¡ She felt a thump in her chest. The antivenom she¡¯d taken a while before might have been a little slow in circting around. [Mu? This is also, a wall¡ Destroy it?] ¡°No, I have [Mapping], so let¡¯s look for another way. Destroying it is ast-resort measure.¡± [Really? Well, okay¡ Follow me, close. You, are weak, after all.] ¡°¡ Right. Fufufu.¡± The saintess obediently followed the ck wolf closely, who was searching for a path. This was also the first time she walked onto the battlefield behind someone. Even when she asked for a guide, the saintess walked in the lead. The saintess should defend others, because they had limited lives, because the saintess was the strongest. But right now, she was being protected by a wolf much stronger than herself. (I am weak, so I¡¯ll follow.) The saintess walked through the dungeon with fresh feelings that she had never experienced before. She even considered spending a little extra time in the dungeon¡¯s capture. Footnotes: Kun kun is sniffing sounds. Hecaton means ¡°hundred¡±. Might be referring to the number of limbs¡? Chapter 139 Euma-senpai The ck wolf and the saintess walked together in the dungeon. They were attacked by golems several times on the way, but the saintess would either stop them herself rather easily or the ck wolf would prevent all attacks against her. Either way, the saintess cleaned them up in the end. The golems weren¡¯t just the multi-armed variations that wielded bows, but the spiked shell tortoise-like golems rushed her as well¡ The saintess took care of them like the other golems, she wasn¡¯t having any problems. But there weren¡¯t just golems; there were traps as well. The saintess got caught in a pitfall trap, but the ck wolf saved her by holding her in its mouth. Swords asionally burst out of door that the ck wolf attempted to open. Incidentally, the wolf stayed calm despite being struck by multiple swords. The saintess asked it it would like [Healing] used on it, but it simply responded with: [I¡¯m not injured, nor tired, so why?] ¡ It looked like it had been pierced all the way through though. Meanwhile, the entire floor was made visible through [Mapping]¡ Soon there wouldn¡¯t be any ways to go. It was ast resort measure, but it was about time that they¡¯d have to try breaking a wall. They found a golem sitting defenseless in front of a wall. It looked like an ordinary golem¡ however, this golem was the most variated species the saintess had ever seen. [Gururu, garu, gow.] [Mu? ¡ Gururu, goooarga, gururu.] The golem spoke with wolf words. It wasn¡¯t like it was just randomly barking, it was definitely talking with the ck wolf. In any case, the saintess had no idea what was being said. After talking with growl-like sounds for a while, the wolf faced the saintess. [Garuru, gururuu?] ¡°Eh?¡± [Ah, human, right. Mmm, what is, your name?] ¡°Ah, um, yes, it¡¯s Alka.¡± Asked by the ck wolf, the saintess answered obediently. [Let me, introduce. Your senpai, Euma. Euma, your junior, Alka. Get along.] ¡°Eh? Senpai?¡± [¡ I¡¯m Euma. Your senpai as a follower. If possible, I¡¯d love if you could hurry and leave.] It used human speech. With a strange quality of voice, it unmistakably had just introduced itself. She felt that it somewhat resembled the vige chief¡¯s voice. ¡°You¡¯re¡ a golem, right?¡± [Did you not expect a golem to talk? You¡¯ve been talking with Rin, so I don¡¯t think it should be too much of a surprise.] ¡°Rin?¡± [My, name. Call me boss, Ke¡ª¡ Euma.] So the ck wolf¡¯s name was Rin? The saintess engraved that name into her mind. [Oi, Alka. It¡¯d be a favor to your senpai, could you leave?] ¡°I can¡¯t do that. I¡ only have until today.¡± [That so? Unfortunate¡ Oi, boss. I¡¯m going to be defeating this one after this, please don¡¯t get in the way.] Slowly, Golem Euma stood up with its back still against the wall. ¡°Wait, what do you mean?¡± [It¡¯s like this. You¡¯re an adventurer that came to capture this dungeon, and I¡¯m¡ a dungeon monster, different from boss. Isn¡¯t it obvious?] Suspiciously human-like Euma shrugged its shoulders as it responded. Even though it was a golem. However, dungeon monsters would fight to defend the dungeon. It was something natural. ¡°Monsters with intelligence are not bound to dungeons, there have been studies that show that they survive even if the dungeon core is destroyed. Euma-san, wouldn¡¯t that path be more convenient?¡± [No, it wouldn¡¯t. I strive to protect the dungeon core after all.] Was it a boss, then? But was it alright to allow a boss to leave the boss room and wander around? [You might have noticed already, but you have to kill me to leave this floor¡ªmoreover, I will battle using my subordinates¡ Rin, could you please not interfere? Honestly, you¡¯ve already gotten in the way of the arrows and traps.] [Hmph, of course. Euma, and Alka, are week. So, I¡¯ll defend, both of you. After all, I am, your boss!] ¡°Huh?¡± [Eh?] Apparently, Euma didn¡¯t understand what Rin meant either. It looked just as puzzled as the saintess was. [¡ Then, please don¡¯t stop me from repulsing Alka.] [Refused. I¡¯ll defend.] [¡ Then will you stop going any deeper than this?] [Hmm? No. I promised, after all.] Giving up trying tomunicate with Rin, Euma turned directly to the saintess. [Even if you go, it¡¯s useless. What you¡¯re looking for isn¡¯t beyond here. I put it away.] ¡°¡ That¡¯s a lie, isn¡¯t it?¡± The saintess muttered. [¡ A lie? What¡¯s your basis? I don¡¯t lie.] ¡°My [Eyes of Truth] can tell when people are lying. Right now, you¡¯re bright red you know?¡± [That so¡ then, what¡¯ll you do?] Bang! The saintess swung her battle hammer, but it was blocked with a ck tail. Euma didn¡¯t budge an inch. What it that confident in itself, or did it simply know that Rin would stop it? [¡ Rin, don¡¯t interfere.] [Interfere? Why.] [The conversation¡¯s gone off track for a while now. Oi, Alka. If you don¡¯t kill me, I won¡¯t let you advance.] ¡°Boss? Since this is the case, is it alright?¡± [Can¡¯t be, helped. If it¡¯s between, fellow followers, can¡¯t be helped. Euma, eating you.] Immediately following that, Euma got eaten by Rin¡ What happened to protecting it? ¡°That¡¯s¡ protecting?¡± [It¡¯s all right, Euma can revive, over and over, too.] With a crumble, the wall that was behind Euma¡¯s back was broken. Beyond it was the path onward. Chapter 140 The Saintess and me Cavern ¡°¡ Phew, jobplete¡¡± ¡°Good job, Kehma.¡± Manipting the messenger golem I named Euma, I myself was sending my voice from down a tunnel on the other side of a wall. I somehow managed to trick her by telling Rin: [My name is Euma in human speech, so please use that.] By the way, the named monster list didn¡¯t get [Euma] added to it. Come to think of it, Tester didn¡¯t appear there either. I guess golems made through [Create Golem] aren¡¯t counted? There was a chance I¡¯d be exposed due to my voice, but the golemcked theponents to reproduce high frequencies¡ making it have a [Crackling Voice]. It¡¯ll be great if that was enough. If pushed to say something, I could just say: [I¡¯m just mimicking the voice of an adventurer that hade to this floor in the past.] The golem really is just mimicking my voice too, so it¡¯s not a lie. I mean, I couldn¡¯t not go out after being unable to repel the saintess due to Rin, so I tried to somehow get her to leave as a fellow follower. ¡ I really hoped that Rin would just stop protecting the saintess, but¡ unfortunately, that didn¡¯t happen. At any rate, the other side of the wall I took position at¡ well, the saintess is currently heading towards the magma area, which leads to [me Cavern]. I even said that she wouldn¡¯t find what she was looking for, too¡ Her objective is a dungeon core. [me Cavern] has a dungeon core as well, so even me saying that I put it away was a lie. Yep, I didn¡¯t say something true! But still, that saintess had a lie-detecting skill after all huh. It might a bluff, but epting it as true shouldn¡¯t be a problem. ¡ For it to work through a golem is crazy. Was it a bluff after all? I thought that, but I recalled how wantonly she tossed her money around. There¡¯s a definite possibility that she¡¯s been given preference from her country due to having that rare skill as well. Let alone her return chance, her revive chance is 100%, so it wouldn¡¯t be wasted for them to have her learn a rare skill through a scroll. At any rate, I was defeated and the path opened. However, that path doesn¡¯t lead to our dungeon core. This should buy us enough time. Let¡¯s take a break. The golems and traps that I went to such pains to prepare, as well as the poison arrows that were made from the left over poison from when I tried poisoning Rin were all useless, so I wound up having no choice but to make an appearance myself¡ ¡ And so, this should buy us enough time. Making their way through [me Cavern] should take quite a while. That ce isn¡¯t sealed after all¡ It isn¡¯t¡ right? They are connected¡ They probably would¡¯veined if they got affected. ¡°You did it, master, Rokuko-sama.¡± ¡°¡ Rei, your skill in using the bow golems has improved a lot huh.¡± ¡°Yes, golems are the only means I have of dealing damage¡ so I practiced. I bought archery skill scrolls with my DP sry¡ fufu, even so, I can¡¯t win against Meat-senpai though. What is it with that senpai? Is she truly an ordinary beastkin child? Aaah, seeing her evade those arrows soaring at her so easily, ahahaha, it¡¯s unbelievable, ahaha¡ haha¡¡± Rei spoke with emotion and somewhat distanced eyes as sheughed dryly. Seriously, Rin¡¯s wasting our subordinates¡¯ efforts. Right now, Rin is heading to the entrance of Rokuko¡¯s magma area¡ªwhich leads to [me Cavern]¡ªalong with the saintess. Last time, it hesitated in entering, but it¡¯s not like magma is particrly bad to it. It said that it was hot and stuffy, but it wanted a more calm ce to sleep at. It was a reason anyone could agree with. In addition, it seems it¡¯d be fine even after drinking magma like water¡ Magma isn¡¯t H20, so thinking about it, it might¡¯ve been a joke. [Boss, the atmosphere is different here.] [¡ I haven¡¯t gone, farther than this. I don¡¯t know, the way.] The saintess and Rin proceeded through the stepping stones, leaping. That¡¯s unexpected, did she lose her unwillingness to call Rin ¡®boss¡¯? ¡°¡ It¡¯s pointless sending out the oddball golems with Rin as an enemy huh¡¡± ¡°The gargoyles I worked so hard on didn¡¯t do well either~¡± ¡°Alright! My turn! Feni, get them~!¡± Thinking that it would be odd for them to not be attacked at all, Rokuko sent Feni out. [Mu! That¡¯s a¡ phoenix!? C-c-catch it!] [Eh? Hmph, this is also, Euma¡¯s follower, though?] [Tamer! Tamer¡! Please catch it, the first saintess¡¯ partner was a phoenix! I-I also, I also want a phoenix as my partner¡ª!] ¡°Feni, run away¡ª!?¡± The saintess started trying to capture Feni, so it quickly ran. The saintess tried to run after it by jumping into the magma sea, but Rin stopped her. [That is, my follower¡¯s. Don¡¯t. If you want, ask, Euma.] [Uuuu¡ t-then when I destroy the dungeon core¡! Before this ce copses¡!] I wonder what she¡¯d say if I told her I¡¯d give her Feni if she stopped going after the dungeon core¡ Ah, Rokuko¡¯s staring at me. Nope, nope. Definitely wouldn¡¯t do that. After that, Rin found the entrance into [me Cavern] and went through it. The saintess followed him. I can finally go to sleep¡ª [¡ªBoss, from here on is a different dungeon¡ It¡¯s probably [me Cavern]. Let¡¯s head back.] [Mu? Okay. Another guy¡¯s, house, huh? Then maybe, next time.] ¡ªImmediately after I thought that, the saintess and Rin turned around. ¡ Eh, how¡¯d she know? The heck, saintess? Oi. ¡°¡ What¡¯ll we do, Kehma?¡± ¡°Now that it¡¯se to this, we can only meet them head on. I¡¯ll lead them to the boss room. Can¡¯t be helped¡ I wanted to keep it as a trump card, but I guess it¡¯s time to unveil the new haniwa? As well as the special anti-Rin golem.¡± ¡°But Kehma, when did you get the time to make something like that?¡± I always take the time prepare things though? After all, I don¡¯t want to die. Chapter 141 The Saintess and the Boss ¡°In the first ce, this is the opposite direction that boss tried heading at the start.¡± [¡ That so? Good job, noticing.] ¡°Yes, of course. Euma-senpai is quite the tactician, isn¡¯t he.¡± [That so? Euma, is weak. Now, are we, going?] While on their way back across the stepping stones, Saintess Alka was boasting. She was also walking side-by-side with Rin without the slightest sense of unease. Unfortunately, she couldn¡¯t find the phoenix anywhere, so it had likely hidden itself somewhere¡ it was very unfortunate. Returning from the hot floor full of magma, they came back to the stone-paved and stone-bricked dungeon. ¡°This was the first ce that boss was going to go.¡± Using [Mapping], they headed through the dungeon while the saintess checked the map with her skill. There should have been a wall there. However, it had disappeared because they defeated Euma. ¡°¡ I see, so Euma-senpai was the key?¡± [Umu, trouble, some.] Then, without any traps¡ªonce again, they saw a golem sitting down in front of a wall. It was Euma. The feeling it gave off was obviously different from other golems. It was only sitting as normal, but for some reason it felt like a human. When Euma saw the saintess and Rin, it suddenly raised its right hand and greeted them. [Yo. It would¡¯ve been great if you just went back, though.] ¡°Your n was excellent. Normal adventurers probably would have been caught by it, senpai.¡± [Haah¡ I¡¯ll ask again¡ªcan you not just leave?] ¡°I refuse.¡± [Rin, you don¡¯t feel like stopping Alka either I take it?] [Un? Right. I don¡¯t.] [Then I¡¯ll just crush you two. Alright? ¡ I¡¯ll be waiting in the room right after this.] [Kukuku, can, you? Good, show me!] With a roar, Rin ate Euma. Its momentum destroyed the wall as well. ¡ Just beyond it was a door. It was a luxurious one, the door practically dering itself to be a boss room¡¯s. ¡°Euma-senpai talked about defeating boss, could it?¡± [Kukuku, I wonder. That guy¡¯s, even weaker, than Alka¡ but his head, it¡¯s good.] Euma seemed to have an intelligence like that of a human¡ªno, better than a human¡¯s. What would stand in their way as the dungeon¡¯s boss? The saintess braced herself. The door opened with a heavy, dull sound. Inside was a statue of a dimly shining iron knight. It was a knight wearing full te armor, riding a horse and carrying ance. However, its face could be seen as its face guard was up¡ it was a face that could only be described as nk, like an egg with holes in it. Where was Euma hiding? The saintess advanced slowly. Blood thirst. The saintess quickly stepped back twice. Just then, thence pierced into the ce she was just at. It raised thence overhead and¡ªbang! Rin cut in and stopped it. It was a statue, but it moved¡ it was a golem. It was the first time she had seen a horse-shaped golem, but it was probably possible if it was a boss. It was a great surprise attack. If Rin weren¡¯t there, it might have been decided just then. [Kukuku, Eumaaa, that you, Euma!? Now you¡¯re, a horse! Huh!?] Rinughed in delight. [¡ Now then, let¡¯s do it.] The knight golem spoke, lowering its face guard. That was unmistakably Euma¡¯s voice. Taking a short distance, Euma started again. [Kukuku! Kuku kuku! I¡¯ming, Euma!] Rin and Euma dashed towards each other at the same time, colliding¡ is what the saintess thought, but Euma quickly leapt from the horse. Only the horse shot towards Rin. [This is, from before¡¡ª!?] When Rin ate the horse, just after opening its mouth to an unbelievable size, the horse exploded. Something white shot out towards the inside of Rin¡¯s throat. [Gugee!? Guha, pe, pe¡ª! T-this is, s-salt!!] [There¡¯s more where that came from, have as much as you want.] A door opened behind Euma. A few white horses dashed in from it. Once five of them had entered, the door mmed shut. [W-wait, Euma!? These, are all, salt!?] [There¡¯s more where that came from, have as much as you want.] Using that same phrase, Euma spoke in a heartless fashion. The white horses made of salt¡ the salt horses started relentlessly chasing after Rin. While watching Rin take a distance from the salt golems and Euma, the saintess stopped the attacking from behind her with her battle hammer. ¡°The salt makes your footsteps stand out even if you try to hide, Euma-senpai!¡± [¡ ¡] ¡°Oh? Not talking, Euma-senpai? You couldplement me, you know? Or is it that you can only speak with one of your bodies?¡± It was a second knight-type golem. It was meant to be a surprise attack fully aimed at exploiting her carelessness. However, the saintess was sure that something would appear because it was Euma, so she prepared herself. Rather, she was disappointed it was only something to this extent. [¡ Now then, let¡¯s do it.] ¡°Yes, let¡¯s, senpai.¡± Speaking the exact same words as it did to Rin, the battle begun. Euma¡¯s swordsmanship was close to that of a knight¡¯s. However, its capability was sloppy and was that of a C-Rank¡¯s at most. The saintess warded off the knight-type golem¡¯s assault with the battle hammer held in her hands. She couldn¡¯t expect for Rin, who was currently being chased by the salt horses, to protect her this time. However, she felt that she could straightforwardly win this battle. ¡°Fufufu,pared to boss¡ this is easy!¡± The sound of metal striking metal resonated through the air. The saintess¡¯ battle hammer was made from a mineral that was even stronger than the metal called ck steel. As for Euma, its whole body was made of iron, same with its armor and weapon. Whenever it stopped the saintess¡¯ attacks, its sword would tremble with a jarring scream and have a mark left on it from her hammer. ¡°Hora hora hora! Good, there, there, and here!¡± [1] The damage it was taking quickly became apparent through its movements as it gradually wore down. The saintess continued mercilessly denting Euma. Then, Euma staggered, crouching down. Throwing away its sword, it thrust its left hand out in front of it. ¡°What? That¡¯s all? Fufufu, you threw your sword away and gave up? But I can¡¯t get to the dungeon core without defeating Euma-senpai right? So, I¡¯ll be finishing you off!¡± [¡ There¡¯s more where that came from, have as much as you want.] Euma pointed up with its right hand. With a start, she looked up while still keeping Euma in her sight and staying wary of a possible trap. However, there was nothing there¡ no, when she took a better look¡ it was the ceiling. It was white. Immediately after that, the ceiling copsed. It was a massive amount of salt. Despite the salt horse and Euma¡ªwho were both golems¡ªbeing entirely alright with it, Rin and the saintess were momentarily force to close their eyes. [Mogaa!? Pe¡ª, peh¡ª! Disgusting! Very, disgusting! Ugeh, peh!] Rin¡¯s agonized voice could be heard. Apparently, it appeared to have somehow wound up being fed a salt horse when it was forced to close its eyes. Rather, was salt its weak point? No, it definitely was. That¡¯s why, even though she didn¡¯t know why that was the case, Euma had prepared a massive amount of salt to use. ¡°Kuh¡ª!¡± When she opened up her eyes while solidifying her defense with her battle hammer, Euma was standing in front of her. It didn¡¯t have a weapon, it probably got lost during the violent falling of the salt. Approaching, Euma¡¯s left hand was much closer to the saintess than it was before. ¡ªIn the next instant, something tiny shot out from Euma¡¯s left hand, piercing the saintess¡¯ heart. ¡°¡ Huh?¡± She coughed. Blood came from her mouth. It appeared to have also pierced her lung. Despite her wearing an iron breastte, it pierced her all the way through. ¡°Despite¡ golem, you used¡ magic? ¡ When did¡ you chant¡?¡± Even if she tried using recovery magic, her enemy wouldn¡¯t give her the chance. Blood was filling her lungs to start with, even breathing was bing impossible. Her speech started sounding like Rin¡¯s style as well. She knew from experience that she was about to die. ¡°Gofu¡ Fufu¡ I was, careless. I guess, it¡¯s my, defeat¡ isn¡¯t¡ it¡¡± [¡] Euma didn¡¯t speak. Naturally, it wasn¡¯t as though it needed to send her off peacefully to her next life or anything. The saintess would revive after all. If it exposed its methods, she could take measures against them the next time. Therefore, it said nothing, nor did it answer her. Even so, the saintess was able to make some guesses. Her clothes were wet. Therefore, it was probably water magic. As it was able to prate her iron breastte, it was probably at least an upper ss magic. Euma, rather than being a golem, was probably a subspecies of gargoyle. She didn¡¯t understand how it was able to use magic without using an incantation, but she definitely wouldn¡¯t mistake what she just saw. Therefore, next time. Next time¡! ¡ She didn¡¯t have a next time. For some time after this, the saintess wouldn¡¯t be able to dive into this dungeon. That was one of [Treaty]¡¯s restrictions. [Mu¡ª!? O-oi, Alka! You got, killed!?] ¡°Gu, my apolo¡ªgies, boss¡ I¡¯ll be, back, some¡ time¡¡± Unable to oppose the darkness that slowly took over her consciousness, the saintess¡¯ eyes gradually closed¡ª (¡ Aah, I at least wanted boss (Rin) to eat me in the end. But, it can¡¯t because I¡¯m covered in salt right now¡) ¡ªwhile thinking about such an irrelevant thing. Footnotes: 3x Hora -> just a typical battle exmation. Couldn¡¯t think of a decent way to anglicize. Chapter 142 In the Master Room ¡°Booyah! Saintess down!¡± I pumped my fist into the air. It¡¯s great we defeated her. If that didn¡¯t defeat her, we would¡¯ve had to fall into a war of attrition with the fifty fire arm gargoyles we have stockpiled. It would¡¯ve been pretty unfortunate if we weren¡¯t able to hide the gargoyles aftering this far. There¡¯s no reason for Rin to want to target the dungeon core, so it was going to be our total win so long as we could defeat the saintess. ¡°¡ So strong. Is that the gargoyle Kehma¡¯s been researching?¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s a gargoyle specified test arm.¡± [1] Water Cutter. That was the identity of the attack that cut through the saintess. Magic formations that produce water were crammed inside the golem¡¯s left arm, around a hundred of them. Making a small elongated cone shape inside of the arm, I inserted that amount of formations into the arm. It was seriously dangerous when one of them exploded during testing. Man was I happy that I built a separate room alongside theboratory. I ultimately managed to make it by encasing it with threeyered ck steel, engraving the magic formations with materials from stic bottles¡ªdaily necessities¡ªand filling it all with water from the start. A single one of the magic formations can produce enough water to fill a cup of water in the blink of an eye. If a hundred of those trigger in such a small ce¡ªthough the haniwa golem¡¯s arm is pretty huge¡ªthe pressure gets crazy instantly. In order to increase its prating ability, I added a single ground-type magic formation that produces sand. I wanted to put in fine ruby powder at first, but the water pressure was so crazy that there¡¯s no problems with its power even with sand. Adding on to that, it managed to prate through 3cm of ck steel in one of the experiments. Another experiment had a stopper st away at ludicrous speeds¡ Yep, this Water Cutter is seriously powerful. It costs around 2,000 DP for each one, the costs mainlying from the ck steel ingots and magic stones. ¡°However, it takes a considerably high quality magic stone (500 DP) to activate and it runs out in an instant¡ I don¡¯t want to have to use it that recklessly.¡± ¡°Uwaaah¡ hey, wouldn¡¯t it have been better to summon a strong monster to beat Rin into submission? We can¡¯t because we¡¯re sealed right now though.¡± Considering the expensive research cost, that might have been better¡ w-well, we wouldn¡¯t have known if it would¡¯ve won though. Rather, after making the two gargoyle-type iron haniwas and horse golems made of salt myself, I think it turned out pretty well this time. I wasted tons of time purging the armor from the iron horses. The salt horse golems that look so obviously like salt get their strength from their iron skeleton hidden by all of the salt cover. Next would be the salt ceiling golem, it was their simply to harass Rin. It worked~, it super worked. Now I can get some sleep. ¡°¡ Man, all things considered, that was risky.¡± ¡°Mm.¡± ¡°I only prepared [Now then, let¡¯s do it] and [There¡¯s more where that came from, have as much as you want] for the golem¡¯s voice after all¡¡± I was in a hurry, so that was about about all I could rush and record for the golem. I was nning on letting them recognize it as Euma by having it speak, then beat her with the second body by using a surprise attack, but as expected of the saintess, she prevented it. ¡°Eh, that¡¯s all?¡± ¡°Yeah, that¡¯s all. Even if they broke through, they¡¯d just reach the stairway leading to the [New Riddle Area]. I was still making it though.¡± ¡ Hmm? It¡¯s the boss room, but I never said something like the core room being just after it right? Man, I¡¯m d it worked out. The dungeon core was put in a different room than the one I was leading them to, obviously. I had already took the opportunity to expand the warehouse area when I mended it after Rin destroyed parts of it, so Rin probably wouldn¡¯t even have recognized it. ¡°Umm, Goshujin-sama, how long do I chase it¡?¡± Meat spoke, still using the salt horse golems to chase after Rin. In a sense, her operation of precisely herding Rin around was amazing. Seriously. ¡°Oops. I¡¯ll be heading out to talk with Rin with a messenger golem here in a bit, so just chase it a bit more and stop when I give the signal. Ah, Rokuko. Collect that salt that¡¯s on the ground. It¡¯ll be used for Rin¡¯s training after all.¡± ¡°Understood.¡± ¡°Okay~¡± Good replies. I prepared a messenger golem and headed to the boss room that still have Rin being chased by the salt horse golems in it. * ¡°Oi Rin, feel like stopping?¡± [Wha¡ªKehma! Already, back to, normal!?] When I spoke to Rin with the usual messenger golem, Rin looked at me in surprise¡ªand ran straight into a salt horse golem due to looking away, tasting the salt with its whole body. It was probably a huge blow to Rin, who doesn¡¯t particrly need to eat with its mouth. I collected the two haniwas when I arrived, so there¡¯s just one [Kehma] left. [Nuwa¡ª!? S-s-stop, Kehma! You¡¯re me, follower!] ¡°I¡¯m alright stopping if Rin bes my follower though?¡± [Gunu! That¡¯s, no good!] It¡¯s saying Kehma rather than Euma right now, so I guess we¡¯re talking with wolf speech? Thinking about it too hard¡¯s troublesome. Either way¡¯s fine I guess? [Shit, I didn¡¯t, want to, but, no choice¡ ¡ªOh dark hole that devours creation¡ª] ¡°Oi hold up, I get it! I¡¯ll stop, so cut it out with that crackling!¡± Rin started chanting and ck lightning started to crackle around it, so I signaled to Meat in a panic to stop the salt horses. Seeing this, Rin stopped the incantation. How should I put it¡ ¡®dark hole that devours creation¡¯¡ a ck hole? That magic is a thing? Dangerous stuff. [Hmph, if you did that, from the start, it would be, good.] ¡°Haah¡ oi, Rin. Leave the dungeon if you won¡¯t be my follower¡ is what I¡¯d like to say, but I¡¯ll leave you alone if you stay in the room.¡± [Mm? Self important, huh, Kehma?] ¡°It was my win this time after all.¡± [¡ Well, it¡¯s alright.] Rin looked dead tired. ¡°Well, I¡¯ll feed you five golems a day, so don¡¯t let intruders make it past that door, boss.¡± [Un, while I¡¯m here, I¡¯ll defend. Leave it, to me.] ¡°Don¡¯t bring anyone saying they¡¯ll be your follower farther in either yeah? I¡¯ll feed you salt horses if you do.¡± ¡°¡ Got it, alright.¡± Rin nodded, appearing to really, really dislike like those salt horses. Any more than this might backfire, so it should be fine as is? It might forget if I have it agree to too many things. Besides, Rin gives a baseline of 950 DP a day, double that because it¡¯s shut in a closed room. It¡¯s a delicious existence just by it being here. Ites with risks like just now too, though. In truth, given its distinguished service of repelling the saintess up until earlier, I¡¯ll forgive it this time. ¡ I-it¡¯s not like I forgave it because I can¡¯t defeat it or anything. ¡°¡ Come to think of it, how long are you going to be staying?¡± [Hmm? Right¡ Attest, when it¡¯s spring, I¡¯ll go. Kehma, will youe, too?] ¡°No. I don¡¯t want to leave.¡± [That so? I think, without Kehma, I¡¯ll be troubled, for food, though.] Can¡¯t you eat anything? I mean, you can eat golems, so can¡¯t you just eat dirt? Footnotes: The word for ¡®test¡¯ here is immensely simr to ¡®crammed in¡¯. Possible word y by author, but might be coincidence. Chapter 143 The Saintess¡¯ Return Home I thought that she mighte over to talk immediately after she revived, but it wasn¡¯t like that. Instead, the saintess took a short rest first beforeing over to visit me, the vige chief. ¡°It is extremely unfortunate, but I wasn¡¯t able to resolve the issue¡ I would still be able to stay if my country hadn¡¯t ordered me to return, though¡¡± ¡°Well, it can¡¯t be helped can it? I saw you heading into the dungeon every day, so thank you.¡± ¡°I am happy to hear that¡ unfortunately, I don¡¯t have any more time, so I must leave here.¡± I¡¯d love if you didn¡¯te back again though honestly. But your DP ie¡ no, considering the hassle, please don¡¯te back. ¡°Well then, Euma-senpai, see you again.¡± ¡°¡ Euma-senpai? Who¡¯s that?¡± ¡°¡ ¡ No, it was my mistake. Inside the dungeon, there was a golem that talked with a simr voice to Vige Chief-sama¡¯s.¡± Yep, you used it just now didn¡¯t you? Your skill that sees through lies. But I¡¯m not lying. ¡°Hmm, a talking golem¡? I¡¯ve went far in, it might be mimicking my voice?¡± ¡°Really now¡? By the way, it introduced itself as Euma, one of the dungeon¡¯s bosses. It appeared to be cooperating with boss¡ªwith the demon. Do you know anything about it?¡± ¡°Unfortunately, there¡¯s nothing that I can tell you.¡± ¡°¡ Really?¡± ¡°Yeah, really.¡± It¡¯s a secret, so I can¡¯t talk about it [To the Saintess]! It¡¯s the truth. If she asked me [Are you keeping a secret?], I had nned on responding with [Well, despite how things look I am an adventurer after all], but she didn¡¯t particrly keep digging. ¡°¡ Well then, Vige Chief-sama, see you again.¡± ¡°Yeah. If an opportunityes up¡ Ah, would you like to take pastries with you as a souvenir? I¡¯vee into the possession of something called cream puff. I have five of them for a gold each, would you like then?¡± And so, the saintess returned to the Holy Kingdom together with the cream puffs. ¡ Does she have enough for traveling expenses? It¡¯s a secret that I¡¯m a bit worried over that despite being her enemy. * ¡°Oh! Kehma, look! We¡¯re able to summon monsters again!¡± ¡°Yeah, same with walls, passages, and rooms.¡± An hour after the saintess had left, [Treaty]¡¯s effects quietly faded. Confirming that the armor, items, traps, and monster things all looked like they¡¯d work in the DP catalog, I took the chance to move the dungeon core to Rokuko¡¯s room. I¡¯d put it into the dungeon because the saintess was staying in the inn, but I didn¡¯t think it was even possible to seal off the dungeon core¡¯s functions. To be exact, I want to say that we weren¡¯t able to use our emergency escape¡ªcastling. ¡°And there are some more functions in the menu. You can project your voice into the dungeon and establish sortie points!¡± ¡°Wish we could¡¯ve gotten those a bit sooner.¡± The things we can do in this dungeon are slowly increasing. It¡¯s kind of like the feeling of getting a bonus for clearing the [Treaty] or the dungeon leveling up. At any rate, we can probably make the dungeon wider and deeper. ¡ If there¡¯s something like a reward system, I wonder if we should try out doing a few more extreme things? Like adding floors all the way up to the hundredth. It¡¯d cost 500,000 DP just by adding staircase room though. ¡°Rin¡¯s still here, but I can finally get some good sleep.¡± ¡°Kehma really does love sleep.¡± ¡°Humans have three major desires, it¡¯s their instincts. Well, I¡¯m off to sleep. Not going to do anything but sleep. Going to sleep for around three days straight. I¡¯ll probably eat and go to the bathroom some time midway though. I don¡¯t think there¡¯ll be any reasons for it, but don¡¯t wake me unless you need to.¡± ¡°Yes yes, I won¡¯t! Good night, Kehma.¡± Seen off by Rokuko, I headed for my room in the vige chief¡¯s mansion. I then had a golem prepare a futon for me. As soon as my head hit the pillow, I fell asleep. * Three dayster. I finally woke up and decided to head over to Rokuko¡¯s room for the first time in a while. Mmm, that was a great rest. I slept like a log! I woke up nicely too, maybe I¡¯ll even do some work? Then, inside Rokuko¡¯s room, Haku-san was smiling with her whole face while petting Rokuko. She had Rokuko¡¯s head on herp. ¡°Good morning, Kehma-san?¡± Still with her cheerful smile, Haku-san greeted me. Ah¨Cyes. Good morning to you too Haku-san¡ umm, when did you arrive? ¡°I came around midday yesterday? I waited for Kehma-san to wake up before I left, yet you left me waiting. Interesting.¡± Oooooi!? I know I said to not wake me up, but wake me up if Haku-sanes! I just kept sleeping from the bacsh of being so busy recently! Not leaving from my room except for using the restroom backfired! I only ever refilled the futon¡¯s stuffing with DP and cleaned my teeth with [Cleanup]! And now my mind¡¯s pretty jarred. ¡°But Haku Ane-sama, I said that Kehma would be sleeping because he was so focused on working recently you know? He got up after three days so it¡¯s alright!¡± ¡°Aah, un, that¡¯s right, Rokuko-chan. I¡¯ll pardon the matter of having me wait since Rokuko-chan says so.¡± ¡°T-thank you very much.¡± ¡°And so, I want you to tell me about various things today. I haven¡¯t been able to see Rokuko-chan since I have been busytely. Really, war is bothersome. It is profitable, though.¡± Aah, I¡¯m seeing Haku-san as a big shot again, talking about war. Also, I heard that talk about war before, but it¡¯s really happening¡? ¡°The DP I earn lowers when soldiers die, looking at it from the demon king¡¯s army¡¯s perspective, their primary goal is to whittle down the empire¡¯s earnings. Though they should understand that something of this degree isn¡¯t enough to shaking our footing, it is vexing that it is urring so close to ranking season.¡± Ah, she did say something about the demon king also being a dungeon core now that I think of it. ¡°Umm, what¡¯s this ¡®ranking¡¯ thing?¡± ¡°Oh my, you didn¡¯t know? Once a year, there is an assembly of dungeon cores. The DP for each is announced in a ranking. I believe I was seventh ce overallst year?¡± Come to think of it, I feel like Rokuko said something like that a long time ago. Rather, seventh ce? That means there¡¯re six people above Haku-san!? Err, not people, they¡¯re dungeon cores. [1] ¡°Well, sixth ce was the demon king¡¯s army¡¯smander-in-chief, Core No. 6. His alias is [Great Demon King]. It¡¯s alright since he hasn¡¯t particrly done anything himself, but small fry from his faction continually get in the way.¡± ¡°It sounds troublesome in various ways.¡± ¡°Yes. You could take over some of it if you¡¯d like?¡± I¡¯d love to hold back from that with everything I have. ¡°Ah, our conversation fell a little off topic, hasn¡¯t it? I would like to hear about the matter that just urred. I have already more or less heard about it from my pawns, though.¡± ¡°¡ Haku-san¡¯s¡ pawns?¡± ¡°Yes. I shouldn¡¯t say it, but the bar¡¯s master, Wozuma, and that adventurer with talent as a carpenter, Koo-san. Are you acquainted with them?¡± Wozuma and Koo-san, huh¡? Both of them are part of the management for this vige, I mean, isn¡¯t one of them even the vige sub-chief? For even Koo-san to be Haku-san¡¯s pawn, her range is wide¡ no, to start with, this person stands at the peak of the adventurer guild. The number of pawns connected to such an inhuman person definitely wouldn¡¯t be low. ¡°Even though I called them pawns, they are both still humans otherwise unrted to dungeons. Don¡¯t tell them anything about DP or dungeon masters.¡± ¡°Ah, yes.¡± ¡°And so, ording to Wozuma and Koo-san¡¯s reports, the vige chief appears to be a splendidly direct one?¡± ¡°I¡¯m only pressing work onto others.¡± ¡°Hmmm, well if that¡¯s the case then it¡¯s fine. Wozuma was originally an official that worked in my castle, so it wouldn¡¯t be a mistake to leave domestic affairs to him.¡± I heard something good. Let¡¯s send all of the troublesome stuff, he¡¯s definitely some super elite if he worked in the empire¡¯s castle. ¡°So, I wanted to ask about various things since I haven¡¯t been able toe over due to being so busy¡ is that alright?¡± ¡°Y-yes. What do you want to talk about?¡± ¡°I would like to hear about that ck wolf and the saintess¡ but first, what is this about you giving Rokuko-chan a ring?¡± I instinctively prostrated on the ground. Footnotes: This isn¡¯t meant to be offensive. Just the ¡°counter¡± used for the number is reserved for humans in Japanese. The pun is lost somewhere in trantion. Any suggestions to make something simr work? Chapter 144 Extra: Meat ckdog¡¯s Average Day A ve¡¯s morning started early¡ª However, in the cases where she was being used as a hug pillow, hers would start considerablyte so that she would wake along with Kehma. The first thing she would do in the morning is choose her socks. This choice was a very important matter. This was because the ce most visible to Kehma, her Goshujin-sama, was the feet. Meat didn¡¯t understand what foot fetishism was that well, but if her esteemed Goshujin-sama desired it, she didn¡¯t mind going two or three days in the same socks without using [Cleanup] on them. ¡ Yesterday¡¯s were light blue striped socks that went up to her thighs, but today she went with white. She felt that striped ones were unpopr for some reason. It could only be exined as being Kehma¡¯s interests, but through Meat¡¯s experience, she believed that there was a somewhat higher chance of her being used as a hug pillow when she went with simpler, single-color socks. ¡°¡ Nn.¡± When putting on socks, the first thing to do was to gently flex them. She only wore underwear and socks overnight so as to not wrinkle the maid outfit that was her work uniform. Once she had loosened up her body enough, she put on her maid clothes. They were things she had received from her Goshujin-sama, a maid clothes golem. It provided support to Meat¡¯s actions, improving her kinematic performance¡ This was the same with the socks she put on a moment before, they were both also golems. ¡°¡ Nnnf.¡± Preparationsplete, it was time to work. However, because Meat¡¯s room in the vige chief¡¯s mansion was immediately neighboring the inn, there was zeromute time. In the morning she would serve adventurers grabbing meals in the dining room. The employees would take alternating shifts. Meat generally wouldn¡¯t participate in the morning due to her duties as a hug pillow, but shift alterations were possible for cases like this. [Night Attendance Shift] (Ichika-Christened) was the thing Ichika came up with to refer to the shift with Kehma, but so far there hadn¡¯t been anything in it other than Meat¡¯s hug pillow duties. However, the other employees weren¡¯t particrly dissatisfied. Rather, they simply urged their Meat-senpai on to work less and focus more on that. Back on topic, the inn served sandwiches for breakfast. There was a bar nearby that would serve other dishes, but the sandwich was really popr due to how delicious it was. Them using white bread instead of cheap ck bread was a well-known secret. Meat ate a sandwich just before in preparation for customers. ¡°Fuwaaah, morning, ck-chan.¡± ¡°Ah, good morning.¡± The first to wake up was the guild receptionist, Silia. Since her job was to handle the guild¡¯s reception desk, she needed to wake up earlier than the adventurers. After confirming that no one was looking, she quietly ced her hand on Meat¡¯s heat and patted her. ¡°¡ Haaaaaah¡ I can keep on for another day now¡¡± ¡°Really¡?¡± Although Meat didn¡¯t particrly enjoy it when anyone but her Goshujin-sama patted her head, she endured it for getting the tip. She saved up her tips to make her Goshujin-sama happy. Receiving five copper as her tip, she brought her her sandwich. Entering the kitchen since Kinue wasn¡¯t there today, it was a simple task for her to open her [Storage] and take out a premade sandwich. Although this made it so that they could be delivered fresh since the time inside [Storage] was stopped, because of Kehma¡¯s policy of saying that it would be troublesome in various ways if people knew about Meat being able to use [Storage], she would temporarily go into the kitchen. After a while, the lodging adventurers woke up. Recently, because of Kehma¡¯s [Investigation], [Exploring as far as thebyrinth area is alright], so adventurers had beening aiming for the iron golems. It was also alright if they encountered any threats since they could escape. Although there were a lot of people that thought that, in truth, Meat felt that Rin would instantly kill them with its fangs. She wouldn¡¯t go out of her way to be friendly to other people though. After finishing up with the adventurers¡¯ breakfast, Meat went to train herself. When she practiced golem operation and magic skills, she would do so in the dungeon, but she trained her fundamentals inside the vige, in the outdoor hall. In particr, she held many mock battles with Ichika. By showing themselves train in front of the vigers, it also held the meaning of serving as a warning for just how much fighting strength her Goshujin-sama held. She would never show all of her capability though, of course. Flicking the kitchen knife Ichika held away, she pointed her knife at her neck. They were both wooden training items, things Kehma prepared for them in ten seconds. ¡°¡ Aww, I¡¯m not even¡¯a match for Meat-senpai anymooore.¡± ¡°Really?¡± Ichika also wore the a maid clothes golem, the same as Meat. Since Ichika had already possessed the ability of being a C-Rank, it was even more advantageous than for Meat. In truth, Ichika was stronger when they started training. However, Meat was equal with her after two months and was even stronger than her nowadays. The difference was their difference in ability to adjust to the golem¡¯s assistance. For Ichika, who had originally mastered her body¡¯s own style, she was only able to acquire the benefit of simply augmenting her physical strength. However, for Meat, who used golems since the beginning, she learned how to move with the golem and be moved by it. She was able to defend against attacks that were in her blind spots through the golem¡¯s perception and was even able to use abnormal maneuvers to dodge arrows fired at her from behind through proper use of the assist. Normally, whatever was inside the golem wouldn¡¯tst if it did such absurd movements, but it was adjusted ording to the strength and recuperative power that beastkin had. As a result, a small soldier that could freely use superhuman-levels of acrobatics was born. ¡°Ichika is still stronger, without the assist.¡± ¡°For now.¡± Ichika felt that she would be surpassed even without the assist soon enough. Meat was talented. For Ichika, nurturing that talent was enjoyable. She would be lying if she said that she weren¡¯t a little envious, but even so, it wasn¡¯t a bad thing for Meat to be strong. Meat could defend Kehma¡¯s life if she was strong, so she herself would be able to eat tons of delicious things. Meat kept training until around noon. At noon, she served people in the dining room. Recently, they started serving lunch due to strong demands for it from inn guests and vigers. It also served as cooking practice for Kinue recently, so it allowed people to eat delicious meals at moderate prices. Since leftovers could be served the following days due to [Storage], Kinue could prepare things without holding back. Once the number of people in the room started dying down, Meat ate her lunch as well. Today¡¯s lunch was rice balls filled with mayo hamburg steak. It was something that Meat had asked for Kinue to make for her and had recently be Meat¡¯s favorite. In particr, it was best when filled with the mayonnaise her Goshujin-sama developed. The meat and mayonnaise together were splendid. Once she finished licking the remnants of her meal from her fingers, Meat headed to the reception desk. She had receptionist duties in the afternoon. However, there wasn¡¯t anything in particr that needed to be done for reception work. To list some of the duties: putting money into the bank-like golem, trading meal tickets for money, and handing over room keys to guests. For Meat, who could only calcte simple things, it was no problem by simply leaving it to the golem, so it was very easy. Kehma named it the [Register Golem], but Meat only understood that it was something incredible. To be strong, it was also necessary to rest. Therefore, when there weren¡¯t any guests around, she single-mindedly listened to the golem that had received a recording of her Goshujin-sama¡¯s [Create Golem] incantation. For Meat, listening to her Goshujin-sama¡¯s voice wasforting. After all, being able to hear him any time she wanted, her Goshujin-sama that developed this golem really was a genius. In addition, this golem¡¯s appearance was that of a shell that could be found in Pavuera. The kind that someone would say, ¡°You can hear the sound of the sea in it.¡± She stored keys she received from departing adventurers in the register golem. Once she put the keys onto the golem¡¯s key holder, it would sort them back to their original locations all on its own. It looked like it might get stuck sometimes, but something like that hadn¡¯t happened thus far. ¡°Ojou-chan, we¡¯d like to stay the night.¡± ¡°One night, fifty copper coins. Ites with a sandwich in the morning. Other mealse with additional fees.¡± A new group of guests arrived. They were a group of three male adventurers. ¡°Fifty copper!? An meals are excluded!? That¡¯s a ton, lower it.¡± ¡°No.¡± ¡°It¡¯s fine ain¡¯t it? Do it.¡± ¡°If you aren¡¯t a guest, leave.¡± ¡°Haahn!? There¡¯s no other lodging, this is the only one! This Asure-sama is lowering his head!¡± He said that, but his head that should have been lowered was simply looking down on Meat. Judging that they weren¡¯t actually guests, Meat decided to remove the fake-guests. She pressed a button that was on the desk. Immediately after, a y golem armed with a wooden training sword that wore an arm band from the adventurer guild appeared. ¡°Aaahn? The heck¡¯s this y golem doing? Cheeky bastard¡¯s holding a sword!¡± Saying that, one of the fake-guests kicked the y golem. Apparently, these fake-guests either didn¡¯t have eyes or were slow in the head. The receptionist woman¡ªperhaps it was better to call her the branch head here¡ªexchanged the arm band for cheap inn fees¡ it was something formally lent to then by the adventurer guild¡¯s branch head. Therefore, strictly speaking, the y golems were to be treated as temporary staff members of the adventurer guild. That fact was generally something understood¡ but these fake-guests actually kicked the y golem. In other words, at this point, these fake-guests were fools that defied the adventurer guild¡ªshe could treat them as enemies and defeat them. ¡°Nn.¡± When Meat suddenly flew out from behind the reception desk, she seized the legs of the fake-guest that kicked down the golem and left the rest to the golem assist, flinging him away. The fake-guests were each thrown out of the inn, rolling outside. The three were surprised at the unbelievable strength that came from Meat¡¯s small body. Meat then calmly walked out of the inn, a golem knife not meant for practice in her hand. ¡°Shit, Ritage, Dogokib! She can¡¯t take all three of us!¡± Likely due to the blood rushing to his head, the three of them already looked like nothing but muggers. The number of adventurers like this weren¡¯t few. Be that as it may, they had been foolish all the way until now. Right, the delinquents became adventurers for the IDs in order to borrow money. Out of money from paying the registration fees as well as running out of their borrowed money from spending it haphazardly, they came to the beginner dungeon that was making a name for itself as a ce that can be used to earn money. F-Ranks were allowed to enter the dungeon [Cave of Desires], so they doubted whether or not it was a ce that could satisfy what they needed though¡ They knew about the y golems, so they nned to stay until they hit E-Rank and earned enough money to somehow not be up to their necks in debt. ¡°¡ Grey rats are smarter.¡± ¡°What¡¯s that!? Get her!¡± The grey rats that were in the rat races were self-aware that what they were doing was entertainment, purposely creating lively races. They would even hold meetings about it the day before, they were very clever. Although it was just something Meat muttered, the fake-guests just heard it as provocation. She easily cut down the two clubs that were slowlying at her from behind, rolling and kicking the legs of the two whose stances were destroyed. ¡°Too, easy.¡± Taking the opportunity, she threw the fake-guests again. This time, into the adventurer guild. Immediately after that, Meat panicked a little: [Did I get someone else involved by throwing them in?] The ve¡¯s education had wound up bing no-good since her master¡¯s training was inadequate. For now, she went into the guild. Inside were four adventurers who were guests at the inn, as well as the receptionist. Meat bowed her head lightly. ¡°¡ Did I get you involved?¡± ¡°Ah, no. It¡¯s alright, ck-chan.¡± ¡°Nn, good. Then, these ones are the usual fools¡ more than usual. They refused the arm band, so please take care of the rest.¡± Saying that much, Meat turned around and left the guild, heading back to the inn. It should end with a stern warning. They might be forbidden from entering the dungeon for a while, or maybe have their qualifications revoked. Meat sat at the reception desk again, listening to her Goshujin-sama¡¯s voice. ¡ There would asionally be adventurers with bad heads only seeing Meat as a beastkin child and threaten her. She felt Ichika was better at handling reception, her shifts would end without anything in particr happening. Thinking back on her reception work for the day while she was in the dining room again for dinner time, she felt she¡¯d rested a lot. She had to remember guests¡¯ faces and their order tickets, so it was good mental exercise. Around that time, Kehma turned up in the dining room. He held a D-Rank meal ticket in his hand. Meat gave him a super express treatment and went to Kinue to receive the D-Rank meal set, carrying it to Kehma. ¡°Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°Nn. Meat? Good girl, you¡¯re doing great, amazing~¡± Kehma said that while petting Meat¡¯s head. She unintentionally broke into a grin¡ no, Meat did her best to smile, but her facial expressions didn¡¯t work that well so her ears pped and her tail wagged instead. And she realized that his line of sight was identally ncing at her legs¡ she really wanted to immediately take her shoes off for her Goshujin-sama to look right now, but he didn¡¯t order it. So she endured. Her Goshujin-sama didn¡¯t have the hobby of admiring feet and legs in public. ¡°¡ Come to my room today.¡± ¡°! Yes¡ª!¡± Rushing into the kitchen, she told Kinue: [Pillow!] To that, Kinue replied: [Understood.] With that her shift for the next morning became: [Night Attendance Shift] Finishing her duties in a good mood, she purified her body in preparation for her task as a hug pillow. What she had to pay particr attention to was only going as far as cleaning off the dust and grime from her body. Also, she didn¡¯t take off her shoes yet. Taking off her maid clothes uniform, she gently wiped her body down with the onsen¡¯s hot water, changing into her pajamas¡ a soft one-piece dress. Meat was the kind of person to sleep in her underwear when she slept alone, but she properly put it on for her hug pillow duties. It might be a remnant from her old life, but Meat found that she couldn¡¯t calm down when she wore too much while going to sleep. However, it was another story altogether when it came to her being a hug pillow for Kehma¡ That, and ording to Ichika, being shameless was no good. After that, she headed to Kehma¡¯s room¡ and went to use the restroom on the way. Kehma¡¯s night started early and his morning startedte. She obviously didn¡¯t want to wet the bed, so she had to make sure that she wouldn¡¯t be attacked by the urge to urinate midway through the night. Finishing using the restroom, the super prepared Meat took a deep breath in front of Kehma¡¯s room. Her heart always throbbed at this point. Knocking, she entered the room. Kehma was already wrapped up in his futon. Her Goshujin-sama repaired the dungeon and inn, cooked and did magic, researched golems, as well as did his duties as the vige chief. His work was different from things like serving tables and waiting at reception that anyone could do, it was work that only her Goshujin-sama could do. He was very busy every day. She could only think of him as amazing and cool. ¡°Nn, you¡¯re here~?¡ Nn¡¡± ¡°Yes¡ª¡± Meat took off her shoes. Kehma¡¯s private room was a Japanese-styled one with tatami mats. She had to take off her shoes when she entered the room. No, she had to show him her taking them off, the fruit of her day¡¯s efforts. ¡ Alright! He¡¯s looking at my feet while wrapped up in the futon! Today, Meat showed off her charms while hoping to have her Goshujin-sama move on her with a [Meat (hi)] meaning. She was having a few wicked thoughts. From Kehma¡¯s point of view, he only saw her tail wagging back and forth and wondered why she was in such a good mood. He couldn¡¯t even begin to guess what she was thinking about. As preparation for sleeping, she slowly took off her knee socks. Additionally, she nned on ¡®carelessly forgetting¡¯ them when going back to her room. Ichika said it would make Goshujin-sama overjoyed. In that case, she naturally decided to forget them. ¡ She also wanted to ¡®forget¡¯ her scent-infused underwear. She hadn¡¯t had a chance to until now though. It might have been better for her to just not wear them from the start, but her Goshujin-sama told her that she had to wear them properly. ¡°Excuse me.¡± Changing theforter for one they used when sleeping together, she turned off the lights and slipped in. Then, she was hugged tightly by her Goshujin-sama. Her Goshujin-sama¡¯s heat wasfortable. ¡ While searching for afortable position, she made sure to not forget to rub against his body, as though marking him with her scent. She also had no choice but to roll up her sleep-wear one piece. It wasn¡¯t like she did it on purpose, wanting to feel her Goshujin-sama even a singleyer of cloth closer. It was an ident. It couldn¡¯t be helped. Meat smelled her Goshujin-sama¡¯s scent as she rubbed against him, it was irresistibly good. She had to stay awake as long as she could to enjoy it. She confirmed that Kehma was asleep by his breathing. ¡ Her Goshujin-sama didn¡¯t make any moves on her this time either. Even though she seduced him by rubbing her legs on him, he just slept and exposed his sleeping face to her. Meat moved her body just enough so that the sleeping Kehma wouldn¡¯t wake up, nibbling on him sweetly. This y-biting was a general disy of affection for beastkin. The ve cor wouldn¡¯t react either, so there was no problem. And then, after spending a considerable amount of time doing this y-biting, she felt satisfied and decided to sleep. Let¡¯s work hard for Goshujin-sama tomorrow too! Then he might make a move on me! She wished. Chapter 145 Extra: Hero Wataru and Rin ¡°What! A dangerous demon like that settled down? Leave it to me!¡± I spoke to Wataru about Rin¡ I mean, I spoke to him about a demon that was bing a threat. When I consulted Haku-san about Rin the other day, she responded, ¡°Well, I¡¯ll send Wataru. He should do well enough one way or another.¡± In truth, it wouldn¡¯t be weird for either side toe out on top in terms of ability, either would be delicious in death¡ªthat is, as far as Wataru¡¯s debt, it appears that Haku-san will pay it if he dies before he¡¯s paid it off. And now Hero Wataru readily epted themission. I wonder if Rin can defeat the hero? This¡¯ll be a sight to see. Let¡¯s just sit back and watch as an unconcerned bystander. * Wataru quickly proceeded through the dungeon, easily reaching Rin¡¯s room. ¡°¡ And here we go.¡± When Wataru opened the door, he saw a ck wolf waiting in an offensive stance. [Garururu!] ¡°Ooh, looks strong¡ even stronger than a dragon I guess?¡± What he was picking a fight against was Rin. It opened its mouth wide, trying to bite him¡. however, Wataru slipped under and away, striking it hard from the side. Rin flew towards the wall from the force of the blow and crashed into it. With a bang, it sttered into a ck spot on the wall. ¡°¡ Just one hit? No, with that feeling, no way¡¡± As Wataru anticipated, Rin wasn¡¯t dead just yet. With a gurgling sound, the stain moved back into a single spot and retook the shape of a wolf. ¡°Geh, so it¡¯s a monster like that after all. A slime?¡± [Gururu¡! You won¡¯t, pass through!] ¡°Heeh, you can talk¡? This is getting worse and worse¡ I don¡¯t want to fight.¡± Despite saying that, he drew the sword from its sheathe at his hip. His opponent was already baring its fangs, so if he didn¡¯t also prepare himself, it was quite possible that he¡¯d be finished off quickly. He casually epted themission, but that might¡¯ve been a mistake¡ªis the kind of expression that appeared on his face. [Garururu! ¡ Oh fire, burn brightly and burst¡ª[Fire Bomb]!] ¡°Uwaaah!? Wai¡ªI didn¡¯t here anything about magic!?¡± Wataru used his sword against the fire bomb Rinunched towards him. The fire bomb split straight in half, exploding behind Wataru. [Hoh, nice.] ¡°Aah, that surprised me! Yep, got it. Let¡¯s talk! If you can talk, let¡¯s do that!¡± [Mu? Alright.] ¡°Eh, seriously? Ah, no, yeah, it¡¯s good that you want to talk.¡± Wataru wasn¡¯t able to hide his surprise and blurted out that first bit. In the end, he wasn¡¯t willing to kill enemies that could speak even if they were monsters. It was a different story entirely if they were ones that killed for pleasure though. Although Rin had caused there to be victims, he put that aside for now. To start with, adventurers dove into dungeons with the resolution to die, so falling victim to the dungeon didn¡¯t really count. He hadn¡¯t heard of any victims outside of the dungeon either. Therefore, Wataru decided that it was worth attempting to negotiate. [Then, I¡¯ll eat you first, so hold still.] ¡°Ah, sure¡ªwhat!? Eat me first!?¡± [First is, eating, then talking.] ¡°You want to talk with someone in your stomach!? That¡¯s killing them!¡± [No? So far, I¡¯ve talked, with two people, after eating them.] It had met with two people that could talk with it after being eaten? Wataru was surprised. Though in truth, one of them was a golem and Rin didn¡¯t distinguish between that and humans. [And so, eating now.] ¡°Wha¡ª!? Time out, time out! Can¡¯t be helped, I¡¯ll share my bento¡¯s sandwiches with you, please endure it with just that.¡± [Sandwitch? What¡¯s that?] ¡°¡ Fufufu, it¡¯s the breakfast from the inn that¡¯s right outside this dungeon¡¯s entrance. I had them wrap it for my lunch! It¡¯s a really delicious sandwich that uses white bread, and the deciding vor in it¡¯s the mayonnaise!¡± [Got it. Give it, I¡¯ll eat it.] It looked as though Wataru caught Rin¡¯s interest, as it moved its foreleg as though to urge him on. ¡°[Storage]¡ ah, here. I¡¯ll put it on this te, and leave it here, alright?¡± [Umu.] cing the sandwich on a white te, he ced it in the center of the room. After Wataru moved away from it, Rin approached it and¡ªafter giving it a big whiff¡ªswalled the te in one gulp. ¡°Wai¡ª! That te was my favorite¡ w-well, it¡¯s alright, I still have four others. I got them from this dungeon¡¡± [Hoh, that sandwitch, thing, was good. Smooth, and crunchy.] ¡°¡ Are you talking about the cucumber? Umm, I have more, did you want more?¡± [Give it.] He decided to use a wooden te to serve the food this time. Taking out another sandwich, he put it on the wooden te and ced that on the floor. [Oi. It¡¯s different, from before! Garururu!] ¡°¡ It was that!? The delicious thing was that? The te!? Damn, alright, here!¡± Wataru only took out a white te this time. ¡ He got them as a set of five from the treasure chest, so he had three more left. [Mu? This time, there¡¯s nothing, on top?] ¡°You want to deprive me of those too!? No, it¡¯s alright. Here, a sandwich. On the te.¡± When Wataru took out another sandwich to go with the te, Rin once again ate it all in a single bite. [Umu. Om, nom¡ nom, nom¡ hmph. Sandwitch, good. But, the top thing, not needed, after all.] ¡°Damn it! Give me back my lunch! And the thing on top is the sandwich, that bottom part is the te!¡± [Kuku, it¡¯s pretty, good. Alright, we¡¯ll talk. One more, first. Give it.] ¡°Yay thank you! Damn iiiiit!¡± Incidentally, Wataru¡¯s unique skill for being a hero, [Super Luck: Lv 1] went into full effect for no reason in particr. He didn¡¯t understand exactly how it happened, but it somehow turned into them having a drinking party together. He wound up falling asleep in the room, but didn¡¯t catch a cold since the heating was doing its job. * ¡°And well, that¡¯s how we somehow hit it off.¡± ¡°Oi, Hero-sama? You¡¯re saying that you¡¯re going to head back without defeating the monster?¡± He was going to return nonchntly. Rin was still safely protecting its room. Rather, you reek of alcohol, use [Cleanup], oi. Raaather, didn¡¯t you say that you¡¯d quit drinking until you paid back your debt? ¡°No no no, I¡¯m obviously not just going to go home! I got a promise!¡± ¡°A promise?¡± ¡°Even if it encounters people, it won¡¯t kill them if they just hand it a white te!¡± Hero Wataru looked like he just solved a case. I want to punch him. But it¡¯s not a bad promise. If Rin said it was a promise, it¡¯d probably keep it. It¡¯ll be fine so long as it doesn¡¯t carelessly forget about it this time. ¡ Let¡¯s raise the selling price of those white tes. Is the purchase price fine as is? ¡°Ah, it also seems like it¡¯ll let people go half-dead even if it¡¯s a te that isn¡¯t white!¡± ¡°Eeh¡ so, can you trust it?¡± ¡°I think so?¡± ¡°On what grounds?¡± ¡°Intuition¡ I guess? Well, I don¡¯t think that that wolf¡¯s a fundamentally bad monster. He probably wasn¡¯t wrong in saying that, but it is irritating for me. But as the vige chief and as an adventurer, it¡¯s not the time for me to quip about it. ¡°¡ So, what if someone wants to go farther into the dungeon?¡± ¡°Ah¡ª¡± ¡°Not ¡°Ah¡±, idiot hero!¡± ¡°No, but¡! It¡¯ll be leaving when spring arrive! Be patient until then!¡± This guy, he got that much information from it? In the end, Rin was somehow or another not exterminated by the hero. He couldn¡¯t get themission¡¯spletion reward, but I gave him five white tes as a reward for the beneficial information. He was happy because all of the ones he¡¯d had had gotten eaten, so well, it¡¯s all good. Chapter 146 Extra: Rokuko¡¯s Ring and Haku Raverio Good morning! It¡¯s Rokuko! Today, I, a dungeon core, am working the reception desk! Since that saintess wasing here aaaaall the timetely, I wasn¡¯t able toe to the inn for safety reasons. Really, Kehma¡¯s a worry wart! But¡ that just means he thinks of me as important¡ it¡¯s not unpleasant you know? When I sat down at the reception desk and dangled my feet, Haku Ane-sama turned up for some reason. Chloe¡¯s with her as usual, too. ¡°Haku Ane-sama! It¡¯s been a while!¡± ¡°Fufufu, hello, Rokuko-chan. Is the suite open? I¡¯d like to stay the night.¡± ¡°It¡¯s open! Oh, do you want the usual to eat?¡± ¡°Yes, will Rokuko-chan eat with me? It¡¯ll be my treat.¡± Kehma¡¯s sleeping, but it¡¯s the first time Haku Ane-sama¡¯se over in a while, so I have to give her reception my all! Ummm, I think Kehma used [Cleanup] on the suite after the saintess left, so it should be alright. Haku Ane-sama tilted her head when she saw the box sitting on the reception counter. ¡°¡ What is this box? It wasn¡¯t herest time I came, was it?¡± ¡°Nn? This? Fu fu fu¡ this box is called a register!¡± ¡°Heeh, what kind of box is that?¡± ¡°Mmm¡ Suite, two people, one night! Meal, three S-Rank meals!¡± Reacting to my words, it spun around like the slots do and showed the cost. Sixty-five gold coins. That¡¯s probably right¡ it is right, right? ¡°And that¡¯s how we calcte costs, it gives meal tickets and keys when we put money in!¡± ¡°Heeeh! That sounds convenient. Does it ever miscalcte?¡± ¡°It¡¯s more reliable than leaving it to people.¡± ¡°¡ I want one of these. My duties would go faster with one of these and I¡¯d be able to visit more often.¡± Haku Ane-sama¡¯s looking at the register earnestly. Only dungeon cores can be this cool, she¡¯s so stylish! ¡°Nnn, I¡¯ll ask Kehma if I can sell Haku Ane-sama one.¡± ¡°Oh? Even without asking Kehma-san, couldn¡¯t Rokuko-chan do it on your own judgment? Also, where is Kehma-san exactly? Making Rokuko-chan work on her own¡¡± ¡°Kehmapleted a huge job, so he said he¡¯ll be sleeping until tomorrow.¡± I feel bad for Haku Ane-sama, but Kehma needs to rest. Well, he said he¡¯ll wake up tomorrow so it¡¯s alright, I think¡ He¡¯ll wake up, right? ¡°Hmph. Well, if Rokuko-chan says so, it¡¯s alright. It¡¯s been so long since west talked, so how about we use the whole day to catch up?¡± ¡°That¡¯d be amazing!¡± Receiving the sixty-five gold from Chloe and storing it in the register, their suite room key and three meal tickets came out. I went to the suite together with Haku Ane-sama. Ah, I did remember to find a recement for the reception desk you know? ¡°¡ So, I¡¯ve been wondering for a while now, but that¡¯s the ring you received from Kehma-san, correct?¡± ¡°Fueh? What? Haku Ane-sama, how¡¯d you know?¡± ¡°¡ I heard about it from Hero Wataru. That guy did something really unnecessary¡¡± Oooh, I see! That Debt Hero huh. Come to think of it, I heard about it from Wataru too huh! ¡°Though really, that ring is in strangely good taste considering it came from Kehma-san. It fits Rokuko-chan well¡ Un? That ring, isn¡¯t it strange?¡± ¡°Eh? Strange? What is?¡± ¡°¡ I thought it was a gemstone ring, but there¡¯s a metal ring inside it¡ This is the first time I¡¯ve seen a ring like that. It looks quite expensive.¡± ¡°Fufufu, well, I¡¯m his partner!¡± ¡°Right, for him to hand you a ring with such spirit within it¡ fufufu, shall we discuss it thoroughly?¡± It feels like there¡¯s a ck auraing from Haku Ane-sama for some reason¡ I¡¯m definitely just imagining it. Right? ¡°Hey, that ring, what materials went into it?¡± ¡°Ummm, I think he said ruby and orichalcum?¡± ¡°Heeh, ruby and orichalcum huh¡ ¡ ¡ An orichalcum ring? Moreover, within ruby¡? Wait a sec, that¡¯s a treasure worth tens of millions of DP!¡± ¡°He did say it was expensive after all¡ but it was that much?¡± ¡°Can you see orichalcum rings in the catalog? Well, even if orichalcum could somehow be harvested in this mountain, it should still be expensive.¡± As she said, I looked in the DP catalog for [Orichalcum Ring]¡ Mmm, decoration treasure category, orichalcum¡ 1,000,000 DP? ¡°It says 1,000,000 DP¡¡± ¡°Yeah. The method of processing orichalcum is a dwarven secret, it takes so much time to process that even dwarves need a year to make an orichalcum sword. Although it should be more simple to make a ring, I feel that is a proper amount of DP for it.¡± ¡°Ooo¡¡± When did Kehma get the chance to prepare the ring? Ah, but looking at the materials it looks like it¡¯s just 10,000 DP. Our vige¡¯s cksmith is a dwarf too, so did he ask him¡? Ah, it¡¯d be [Create Golem] for Kehma though wouldn¡¯t it? Since there¡¯s ruby too it feels like I¡¯m not wrong. Mmm, I can¡¯t say that to Haku Ane-sama though! ¡°Ah,e to think of it, this vige has a dwarf cksmith. Maybe he asked him?¡± ¡°¡ Even so, I can¡¯t figure out how it was buried inside ruby.¡± So that was it after all¡ Uu, it¡¯s so hard not telling her! I think it¡¯d be better to tell Haku Ane-sama more, but I absolutely can¡¯t tell her about [Create Golem]! ¡°That ring, would you give it to me for 100,000,000 DP?¡± ¡°¡ ¡ ¡ Wha¡ª!? N-no! Not this!¡± Dangerous, my heart swayed a little there. 100,000,000 DP would be enough to summon an ancient dragon, I couldn¡¯t help it! But Kehma could easily prepare a few more of these rings, so it would be an easy way to get 100,000,000 DP from Haku Ane-sama. ¡°¡ That man, I have to purge him after all, don¡¯t I¡?¡± ¡°Excuse me, Haku Ane-sama? Umm, s-something¡¯s leaking out.¡± ¡°Oh, sorry. Ufufufu.¡± Haku Ane-sama who smiles so gracefully, what are you angry about? ¡ Ahh, maybe you¡¯re thinking it¡¯s wasted money? Well, it didn¡¯t really cost that much to get though. After that, we talked about the saintess and Rin, as well as the game room. It seems that the effects of [Treaty] changes depending on the person who uses it too. Other than that, I weed her with all I had and took a bath together, ate lunch together, slept together, and when I invited her into my room in the vige chief¡¯s mansion, Kehma woke up. And now he¡¯s on the ground prostrating to Haku Ane-sama. He looks so natural doing it. ¡ Un, that was a beautiful dogeza! Full marks on pitiability and resolution! Ah, it looks like she¡¯ll forgive him for something with him giving her a register? I don¡¯t get what¡¯s going on, but as expected of Kehma! Chapter 147 Extra: Ichika and the Bar¡¯s Slots 30 DP a day or thirty copper coins. That¡¯s the [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion]¡¯s wages for employees. Also, food and board are free. In other words, wages were free to use however they wanted. Considering that it was fifty copper a night without meals and that it¡¯s equal to or a bit higher than the [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion]¡¯s standard, it was a pretty great job. ¡°Aaaalright, I¡¯ll definitely win today and eat a mountain of curry bread!¡± Ichika pumped herself up as she headed to the bar today. She held the day¡¯s wages, thirty copper coins, in her hand. For someone who¡¯d spend all their money overnight like Ichika, it was everything she owned. Her aim was the bar¡¯s slots. ¡°Heeey, is my beloved Slot-chan ready~!?¡± ¡°Ohhh, Ichika-san. Wee back, your usual seat¡¯s ready to go.¡± ¡°Thanks! Nooow then, today¡¯ll be a win¡!¡± Weed by Wozuma, the bar¡¯s master, she headed to the second slot machine from the farthest back out of the six in total. The three ones farthest in were the kind that would take between one to three copper per go and¡ªdepending on the amount someone puts in¡ªwould increase the number of hit lines, starting with [Just the center row], then [an additional two rows above and below], followed by [an additional two columns on the sides]. [1] The seat second from the back waspletely reserved for Ichika¡¯s use, so Wozuma would quietly make sure it was open and ready for use as the end of Ichika¡¯s shifts approached. Ka-chink. Ka-chink. Ka-chink. Putting in three copper, she pulled the slot¡¯s lever. The drum spun with a machine-like sound and¡. ¡°I can do it¡! Haaaaaaah!¡± Bang! Pow! Boom! Pushing the buttons with all her might, the designs stopped moving to reveal¡ a loss. ¡°Kuh! Nine more tries¡ haaaaah!¡± She put more money in, pulling the lever once again. ¡ A loss. Even so, Ichika didn¡¯t give up. She had enough of her wage left for eight more tries. ¡°Phew¡ but ya won¡¯t see me run away! Do iiit! ¡°Oh, Ichika huh? You¡¯re still doing that eh.¡± ¡°Mu? What¡¯s up Gozoh? Talkin¡¯ to me to break my focus?¡± ¡°Gahaha! Sure why not? So, how¡¯s it, any wins today?¡± ¡°Nn? Nah¡ I can do it, I just know it!¡± While saying that, Ichika got another loss. ¡°No good huh?¡± ¡°Dummy, take a good look! See here!? The right slipped down a bit yeah? This is a sign that the next will be a win!¡± ¡°Really? Rather, there was something like that?¡± ¡°Well, let¡¯s gooo¡ now!¡± And then Ichika received another defeat. Gozoh¡¯s vision was piercing her. However, Ichika grinned. ¡°¡ Fufu, don¡¯t be so quick, Gozoh. This¡¯s the flow for a jackpot.¡± ¡°Jackpot?¡± ¡°When there¡¯s a loss after that slip, the pattern¡¯s that after five times¡ nine times outa ten, there¡¯ll be a jackpot!¡± ¡°Heeh, hurry up and spin it.¡± ¡°Hmm, well, watch closely!¡± Ka-chink, bling, bling, bling. Ka-chink, bling, bling, bling. Ka-chink, bling, bling, bling. She got three more losses. ¡°Two more huh?¡± ¡°I-it¡¯s not something to get impatient for y¡¯know?¡± Ka-chink, bling, bling, bling¡ another loss. ¡°G-gunununu¡!¡± ¡°Alright, if the next one¡¯s a win, I¡¯ll buy ya some karaage.¡± [2] ¡°What¡¯d ya say!? Just watch! Let¡¯s do iiit!¡± Ka-chink¡ bling, bling¡ ¡°O-oooh! Look, look! There¡¯s two [7]¡¯s lined up in the center!¡± ¡°Oh, it¡¯s workin¡¯? Now¡¯s thest one, then?¡± ¡°Give it my all¡! Give it my all¡! Now!¡± Bling. A [7] appeared, moving into position, then¡ a loss. ¡°Guaaaah!? Nooooo!¡± ¡°Ga ha ha ha! Knew it.¡± ¡°Gunununu, dangit¡¡± Ka-chink, bling, bling, bling¡. Ichika pressed the buttons as though she¡¯d lost her spirit. ¡ A set of cherries lined up, kaching! The slots¡¯ bells rang, signifying a win. ¡°Oooh, Gozoh, I won! Karaage!¡± ¡°Won nine huh? Nice. Bein¡¯ just one try off would¡¯ve sucked, I¡¯ll give ya just one.¡± ¡°Oooh, thank ya~¡± She won nine as it was a x3 multiplier win for the slot machine. It was a win that was at least better than nothing at all. It appeared around two out of every ten uses. Gozoh carried a single karaage stabbed with a toothpick Ichika¡¯s mouth as she was still glued to the slot machine. Nom nom. Omnom. While savoring the entire karaage, Ichika spun the slot machine again. ¡ In the end, she wound up spending everything she owned on the slots today as well. ¡°Kuuh, today was a bad today! Let¡¯s head back~¡ haaah¡¡± ¡°Aye, ya did your best!¡± Depressed, Ichika left the bar. ¡ Immediately after that, at the slot machine second from the back¡ªthe one Ichika was just sitting at, there was an argument. ¡°Hey, move aside. You¡¯re in my way!¡± ¡°No way, you won yesterday, but today¡¯s my turn!¡± ¡°Oi oi, I waited enough, shove off! Today¡¯ll be my win!¡± After Ichika uses it, it¡¯ll have a fifty percent chance of winning. That rumor somehow spread amongst the regr customers. ¡°Aah, you¡¯re all doing great, aren¡¯t you?¡± ¡°Nn? Roppu, you¡¯re going to give it a shot?¡± Gozoh headed over to the table that his partner Roppu sat down at, drinking a swig of alcohol. ¡°Don¡¯t say something so foolish, Gozoh. I don¡¯t believe in that rumor.¡± ¡°Heeh? Why not?¡± ¡°Because of that rumor¡¯s origin¡ it came from Kehma-san right? The first to go after Ichika would be the first to win¡ªhow¡¯d it go again?¡± ¡°The person to go after Ichika will get her winnings, I think? Well, it¡¯s that kind of feeling at least.¡± After that, the rapid rumors of [Easy Winning] [Big Jackpots] [Someone Actually Won It] [I won!] had recently settled down into [50% Chance to Win]. In truth, the seat that Ichika used was such a popr one that it was kept spinning until it won. If it kept on being spun, it¡¯d have to win at some point. The more the spins, the more often there¡¯d be a win, so it really was a seat that won a lot. ¡. There were many losses as well, but the race of people known as gamblers didn¡¯t pay attention to something as inconvenient as that. Because of that, along with the rumor, that slot machine was particrly popr. ¡°¡ Well, those guys like gambling a lot after all.¡± ¡°I wonder if it¡¯s because they¡¯re adventurers?¡± Gozoh shrugged his shoulders as though to say that they¡¯re pretty simr. ¡°Boooyah! I won!¡± ¡°Hurry up and switch out with me!¡± ¡°Kukuku, I can¡¯t give my seat up now!¡± And so, that day had yet another boisterous night inside the bar. Footnotes: Looks like this. Kind of. Return Karaage is amazing. Here¡¯s the wikipedia page for it! Chapter 148 Extra: An Average Viger-Adventurer¡¯s Day Off Yo! My name¡¯s Nanmo. I¡¯m an adventurer! Eh? I¡¯m just a viger ¡¯cause of my simple clothes? Good job noticing. I¡¯m a resident in this Golen Vige! The vige made in front of [Cave of Desires], Golen. Well, it¡¯s only just got its name recently. Looks like there¡¯s some super strong wolf demon appearing recently, but thanks to Hero-sama I just dive into the dungeon every day with a te charm! Well, today¡¯s my day off since I hunted an iron golem yesterday. If I can get a single iron golem, I can take a few days off without having to do anything. That¡¯s even after splitting it with my partner, Ian! Although I take the iron golems to Dyne-san¡¯s shop rather than straight to the guild for them to buy it, it¡¯s a pretty delicious trophy that turns into fifteen silver each. Still, it¡¯s crazy heavy since it¡¯s just a lump of iron so I gotta be careful. I don¡¯t even have to pay inn fees since I have something of a house that Kusan built. It¡¯s a bit cold though. There¡¯s no firece, but I can make a fire inside the house so I can get by. I¡¯m obviously careful with the fire though! Well, the vige chief let¡¯s us use the onsen to save on fuel costs, so I don¡¯t need to spend as much money herepared to when I lived in Sia. Now then, breakfast today¡¯s going to be some cheap bread. It¡¯s an item made with the inn¡¯s hearth, using the vige¡¯s reserved wheat flour. It¡¯s cheap and low quality wheat, but it feels as though it tastes like first-rate stuff since Kinue-san makes it. Chomp¡ hard. Ah, it¡¯s hard from getting cold huh. Yep, well, whatever. It¡¯s bread that Kinue-san made! Delicious! Maaan, having a good cook is great isn¡¯t it. Kinue-san¡¯s beautiful too. With her somewhat transient atmosphere making me think she¡¯s some sort of sprite, mmm, I want to marry her. Yep, how ¡¯bout I go to the inn today? Maybe I should get her a present sold at Dyne¡¯s business? Rather, they have a ton of stocked essories there don¡¯t they¡ wonder why. Well, because of that I went for one of this dungeon¡¯s special products at Dyne¡¯s business, an iron golem iron ring. Iron golems sell for fifteen silver, so the fifty copper it cost for the ring was a pretty excessive thing for them to charge, but I bought it anyway. Now then, the one at reception today is¡! Ah, it¡¯s Nerune-chan! Nerune-chan looks a bit simplepared to Rei-san and Kinue-chan at first ce, but she¡¯s amazing when ites to magic. Unexpectedly, Nerune-chan¡¯s somehow managed to wholesale light magic tools to Dyne¡¯s business. She¡¯s almost definitely an apprentice alchemist huh. Though it¡¯s not to the point of being a dungeon town, the vige was built right in front of the dungeon, so since it¡¯s pretty cheap to get upper quality magic stones, there¡¯s a lot of craftsmen that need magic stones using this area as a ce to practice. That¡¯s why this dungeon-located vige has a ton of cheap magic tools that doesn¡¯t really match the vige¡¯s scale. Oops! My train of thought went a bit off track there, haha. Well, whatever I wanted to say, I¡¯d also like to marry Nerune-chan. An alchemist wife that supports her adventurer husband, doesn¡¯t that sound great? ¡°Yo, Nerune-chan, the weather¡¯s great today isn¡¯t it?¡± ¡°Wee~. Eeeh~, is it~? Are you going to stay~?¡± ¡°Nah, I¡¯m going to head into the onsen though!¡± ¡°Just the onsen huh~, it¡¯s free for vigers~, but for everyone else it¡¯s ten copper~¡± ¡°No, I¡¯m a viger! Here¡¯s my viger card!¡± I showed her the iron tag that was the proof of me being a viger. They¡¯re something that the vige chief had Kantra-san, the vige cksmith, make. Each one has an individual name and number on it. I¡¯m the eighteenth, isn¡¯t that a great number? Eh? What¡¯d I say? Hahah, I said it¡¯s a good number, a good number! Even so, it¡¯s Nerune-chan; I¡¯ve been here a ton of times show she knows my disposition and always jokes around. See, we¡¯re just like ten steps away from the proposal now huh? Fufufu, being a popr man is hard! ¡°Ah~, right. I verified it~. Here you go~¡± ¡°Yep, thanks. How abouting over to my ce tonight?¡± ¡°Ah~, I can¡¯t do something like that~¡± I headed off to the onsen while being seen off by Nerune-san in regret. There were other vigers in the onsen as well. Ooh, if it isn¡¯t viger number one, Gozoh-san! You brought alcohol! What amazing muscles! Definitely a dwarf! ¡°Oh? Yanmo huh, you¡¯re taking a break today too?¡± ¡°Yeah, I hunted an iron golem yesterday.¡± ¡°Hoh, how many¡¯d you hunt, around three?¡± ¡°One with my partner. How about you, Gozoh-san?¡± ¡°Aah, I hunted five day before yesterday with Roppu and Kehma.¡± Five with three people¡ fifteen silver times five¡ umm, fifty silver? ¡°Seventy-five silver, twenty-five each.¡± ¡°Ah, yeah, I knew you know? It¡¯smon sense,mon sense.¡± ¡°That so? So Yanmo can do math huh. I just leave stuff like that to Roppu.¡± Yeah, I felt like Gozoh-san was like that. But twenty-five silver huh, so that¡¯s how he can drink alcohol all day; he earns that much money. ¡ Rather, he said Kehma like it was nothing, but that¡¯s the vige chief you know? The vige chief was an adventurer? I had no idea. ¡°Between you and me, it¡¯s easier to find iron golems when you go in with Kehma. Seriously, Kehma has a great nose for ¡¯em.¡± ¡°Eh, the vige chief has a good nose? Did iron golems have a scent??¡± ¡°You an idiot? Saying someone has a good nose doesn¡¯t just mean that their sense of smell is better!¡± ¡°Heeh! That¡¯s good to know. I¡¯ll tell Ian about thatter.¡± ¡°Aye¡ ah, want a swig?¡± ¡°Definitely!¡± Saying that, I took a mouthful of alcohol from Gozoh-san. This was another of this vige¡¯s charms: being able to get advice from senior adventurers. And then another guest arrived in the onsen. ¡°Nn? There were people here?¡± ¡°Oh? Kehma! Come on in, we were just talking about you!¡± ¡°V-vige chief!¡± The person who came in was the vige chief. He doesn¡¯t have much muscle at all¡ is he really an adventurer? You¡¯d normally need to have at least enough muscle to carry the heavy equipment right? ¡°Well, first off how about a cup to drink? Have some.¡± ¡°Refused. I don¡¯t drink much alcohol.¡± The vige chief refused Gozoh-san¡¯s alcohol arrogantly. He¡¯s probably the only person in the whole vige that could do something like that. Other people would just dly drink it, since the alcohol Gozoh-san gets tastes crazy delicious. ¡°Tch, no fun. Well it¡¯s all good. Kehma, wanna go golem hunting with this guy here next time?¡± ¡°Eh!?¡± A sudden invitation. I-is this my chance to earn twenty-five silver a day too!? ¡°Nope, sounds troublesome. I just went with Gozoh day before yesterday yeah? Gozoh, you¡¯re not saying you already used it all right?¡± ¡°Drinking money runs out fast! Rather, our gracious golems make such a rare hunting ground, there¡¯s still not many people here.¡± ¡°That so¡ so there¡¯ll be more peopleing¡? I¡¯m going to have more vige chief stuff to do, eh. I¡¯m tired.¡± H-huh? What about my twenty-five silver? It¡¯s already gone? Haah¡ ¡°E-excuse me. V-vige chief? I didn¡¯t know that you were an adventurer.¡± ¡°Huh? Yeah, D-Rank for now.¡± ¡°Oh, we¡¯re the same rank! ¡ You don¡¯t look like a vanguard though?¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯m a rear guard. Kuro¡¯s the vanguard.¡± Kuro is¡ Ah! Kuro-chan! Right, she¡¯s the vige chief¡¯s party member huh. Kuro-chan is a girl, yet she has an unthinkable name like Meat, but¡ she¡¯s strong as heck. There¡¯ve been a lot of adventurers that have suffered from underestimating her due to her physique in the mock battles. I also lost to her. It feels like having so much strength despite that appearance is foul y¡ ¡°What kind of magic do you use? Ah, you don¡¯t need to tell me if you can¡¯t.¡± ¡°Sorry, it¡¯s a secret.¡± The vige chief got up immediately after saying that. So cool. Apparently, he just came to warm himself up a bit before heading to bed¡ It¡¯s still lunch time though? Eh, he¡¯s already going to sleep? What a cker. ¡°Haah, still, for the vige chief to be that Kuro-chan¡¯s party member¡ huh? Then that means the Goshujin-sama Kuro-chan¡¯s always talking about, no way¡?¡± ¡°Aye, it¡¯s Kehma. Kuro fawns over him.¡± ¡°¡ Umm, with Kuro-chan¡¯s name and her using [Goshujin-sama]¡ uhh?¡± ¡°Yanmo¡ people¡¯s fetishes are best left alone.¡± Uwaaah, I won¡¯t say anything. Ah, on the topic of fetishes, I love navels you know? They¡¯re so cute and adorable! Gozoh-san feels like he¡¯d like someone who drinks alcohol¡ Ahh, Roppu-san huh. Definitely. So after warming myself up enough in the onsen with all that, I decided to eat some lunch. Kinue-san¡¯s handmade onigiri are great. I headed to the dining room. I wonder if Kinue-san¡¯s there~? ¡°Kinue-san~¡± ¡°Nn? Kinue-san has the night shift today you know?¡± The one to say that was the silvery-haired beauty, Rei-chan. Her style¡¯s good too. Rather, why are there so many bride candidates for me here? ¡°Ah, really? Well, I¡¯m happy I could see Rei-chan though.¡± ¡°Today¡¯s lunch is onigiri. Five copper coins.¡± ¡°Your silvery hair¡¯s beautiful today too. I¡¯ll take an onigiri, as well as one of your smiling faces.¡± ¡°A smile is five copper, making eleven copper in total.¡± ¡°Ah, there¡¯s a charge¡ Huh? Isn¡¯t eleven a bit over? It¡¯s ten right?¡± ¡°Eh? Ah¡ it¡¯s a special service just for guests though?¡± ¡°Got it, I¡¯ll pay!¡± Fuuu¡ªa special service just for me¡!? Now I feel bad. I paid Rei-chan the eleven copper. ¡°Here is your onigiri¡ ehe!¡± Oufu¡ª! What a great smile! I want to marry you! Her gentle smile was like the sun! Come to think of it, even though there was a crazy amount of salt here and there in the onigiri made by Rei-chan, it was a mysteriously edible onigiri. It¡¯s definitely edible because it¡¯s jam-packed with love! ¡°Fufu, that¡¯s a good smile. How about it, wanna have a meal with me tonight?¡± ¡°Would you treat me to an S-Rank meal? You just have to get the meal ticket, ehe!¡± As expected, five gold¡¯s a bit much! Fufu, she¡¯s just shy. I know that it¡¯s not like she seriously hates me. Because it¡¯s like that you know? If she really didn¡¯t want to, she wouldn¡¯t have given me a condition. In other words, she¡¯ll marry me if I can do that. My my, I¡¯m so popr. The onigiri for lunch are every-day ordinary onigiri. There¡¯s something ck used to hold it¡ something from Pavuera, I think it¡¯s called seaweed? Well, it¡¯s not bat at all. It tastes like Rei-chan¡¯s love. Now then, lunch is done so what now¡? Ah,e to think of it, it¡¯s about time for the rat race huh? Yep, I got the time so let¡¯s go check it out! Think it¡¯s time I headed to the game room. Entrance is free. Just watching the rats racing is fun by itself. ¡°Oh, Ian huh? So you were here?¡± ¡°Nn? Yanmo, you came too?¡± My partner, Ian. There¡¯s a betting note in his hand¡ ah, feels like he just lost. ¡°Did you win?¡± ¡°I¡¯ll get it back on the next race.¡± Yep, looks like he¡¯s going to be on a losing streak¡ so that means if I bet against Ian, I¡¯ll win? ¡°Who did you bet on?¡± ¡°Ah, I bet on two: Oranihasanpo and Aonotenteki.¡± [1] ¡°Then I¡¯ll bet on another one¡ oi oi, wasn¡¯t Onsoku your favorite? Why didn¡¯t you buy one for it?¡± ¡°Because this is the second time Onsoku¡¯s going today. It should be fatigued from it¡¯s first race.¡± I don¡¯t think it¡¯ll be like that. Well, I bet five copper on Onsoku. As a result, Oranihasanpo stopped just three steps away from the goal and Aonotenteki started running back towards the starting line for some reason. The one to win was Onsoku. It walked leisurely the whole way, but it dashed forward the instant Oranihasanpo stopped in front of the goal line, reaching the goal with momentum enough to practically roll in. Moreover, while on the topic, Bibibi was sleeping at the starting line. ¡ My five copper turned into seven. Yep, today feels like a good day, lets go all in! * Hmm, today¡¯s weather is great (escaping from reality). No, that¡¯s it yeah? I thought that I should do it. The omens were good. I also won the bet I put on Elekimouse after that, but the ones after one that were no good. I wasted all of the money I had on me. Man, I should¡¯ve realized it¡¯d be bad when I saw Ichika in her gambling outfit. ¡°¡ Let¡¯s end our holiday today and go after another iron golem tomorrow.¡± ¡°Un¡ ahh, stopping now¡¯s so disappointing¡!¡± Haah, I sighed while heading to eat dinner. Since there¡¯s the emergency wheat rations, I¡¯m able to make do with a single copper to get some bread. When I went into the dining room as it turned night, my beloved Kinue-san was there. Kinue-san¡¯s pale green gentle aura is seriously fairy-like. Kinue-san¡¯s just someone where everyone winds up adding a [-san] to her name. ¡°Oh my, wee¡ do you want another loaf of bread? Nanmo-san.¡± ¡°Ahahah, I¡¯m embarrassed¡¡± Kinue-san actually remembered my name. After all, Kinue-san is¡ Ah, I just remembered the ring I¡¯d wound up putting in my pocket. ¡°Right, Kinue-san. I have a present for you.¡± ¡°Oh, what is it?¡± ¡°I-it¡¯s this ring!¡± ¡°Oh my, it¡¯s wonderful¡ Nn, how about I give you some bacon to thank you for the gift?¡± Saying that, Kinue-san sliced bread that she¡¯d made at some point without me noticing and put a slice of bacon in it. ¡ Kinue-san, you really are a spirit, a pure existence¡! This service must be proof of our engagement! ¡°Um, if you could, could you show me you wearing the ring?¡± ¡°Fufu, I¡¯m working right now so just this once alright?¡± Saying that, Kinue-san took the ring that I bought and put it onto the forefinger on her left hand, showing it to me. She moved it right after since she was working though. ¡ ¡ ¡ Yep, I don¡¯t need to wager bets on the rat race. Buying essories is so much better¡ ¡°Well then, please order a proper meal next time, okay?¡± ¡°Y-yes!¡± I took the bread with a slice of bacon in it and returned home in good spirits. She called my name and made me dinner (bread). It¡¯s not an exaggeration to say that we¡¯re already married, right? ¡°Maaan, Kinue-san really is a good person. She even gave me some free cheese.¡± ¡°Ian, what you¡¯re getting is just my extras, you should thank me!¡± ¡°Yeah yeah, how about you hurry up and sleep? We¡¯re hunting golems tomorrow.¡± I plopped down onto my futon. Magic stones from golems are purchased at a good price too, but iron golems are really just better¡ Thinking about when my next day off would be, I fell asleep. Footnotes: There¡¯s exnations for what the different rats¡¯ names mean in the footnotes of Chapter 108 Chapter 149 Extra: What Uzoh and Muzoh Are Doing Now Lake Izamu is in a cold area. There is a dungeon on theke¡¯s solitary ind that can only be essed during the winter when theke is frozen over, [Ice Mirror Labyrinth]. This dungeon also had talks of magic swords being easy to acquire in it, so it was a pretty popr dungeon. There were currently a pair of adventurers advancing their exploration through its mysterious corridors while paying careful attention to their surroundings. ¡°Hmm¡¡± ¡°What now, Uzoh?¡± ¡°Well, doesn¡¯t look like we¡¯ve found a magic sword, Muzoh.¡± ¡°¡ Well, maybe it¡¯ll appear on its own if we keep going?¡± The Uzoh Muzoh duo where looking for a magic sword to pay back the person who saved their lives. Although they were the ones to set the one year deadline, they hadn¡¯t found a magic sword yet. They were also saving up, but they didn¡¯t have enough to buy a magic sword yet either. ¡°Well, Kehma-san said that we shouldn¡¯t overwork ourselves.¡± ¡°[Return the magic sword even if it takes two years, just don¡¯t do something unreasonable and get yourselves killed] was it? That message we got through the guild¡ Seriously, Kehma-san¡¯s on another level, Uzoh.¡± ¡°I want to work harder and pay him back! Muzoh!¡± ¡°Rather, Uzoh. Seems Kehma-san¡¯s turned into a vige chief?¡± ¡°Eh, he stopped being an adventurer!? I didn¡¯t hear that, Muzoh!¡± ¡°No. He¡¯s still an adventurer. At the usual dungeon¡ [Cave of Desires] yeah? They set up a vige around it¡ ah.¡± He easily brushed aside a snowball-looking monster that started attacking him. It was a monster that appeared often in this dungeon, a snowball. They were very weak alone, but they turn into pretty troublesome enemies when they group up into a snowman. ¡°But man, that dungeon seems to have turned into a pretty good one, Uzoh.¡± ¡°Really? Muzoh.¡± ¡°Like there¡¯s iron golems popping up there now. Magic swords too.¡± ¡°¡ If magic swords are showing up there, shouldn¡¯t we head back to [Cave of Desires]? Muzoh.¡± ¡°Could we show our faces to him without a magic sword? Uzoh.¡± ¡°Nope! Stupid question, Muzoh!¡± Strolling through the icebyrinth, Uzoh and Muzoh searched for a treasure chest. They exterminated several kinds of cold-type monsters that appeared on their way, like ice goblins, blue lizards, and cold wolves. They weren¡¯t a pair of C-Ranks just for show. They were on their guard for traps, but this dungeon didn¡¯t have many of them. The worst of it was what they were standing on was slippery due to ice, but it wasn¡¯t much of a problem since they wore spikes. And so, on the second day of their exploration inside [Ice Mirror Labyrinth], they finally came across a treasure chest. In two days, just one. There were so many parties diving into this particr dungeon that even though they¡¯d just found a single chest, they were the lucky ones. ¡°¡ This is a pretty normal pace ain¡¯t it, Muzoh.¡± ¡°Even though we saw a lot of treasure chests when we first dove into [Cave of Desires]¡¡± There was also the inn stuff, so [Cave of Desires] was iparable to other dungeons in various ways. That¡¯s what Uzoh felt. ¡°So, what¡¯s in it?¡± ¡°Give me a sec¡ Yep, no traps. Uzoh, you wanna check it out too?¡± ¡°Yeah. Excuse me from getting locked up in a room again, Muzoh.¡± After their time spent being trapped in the [Magic Sword Test Room], they¡¯d both been studying traps to deepen their understanding of them. As they¡¯d had to live through what it felt like to almost lose their lives while diving into a dungeon, not just Muzoh, but Uzoh also had enough scouting skills now to work as one. After taking some time to carefully check whether or not it was trapped, they took a bit of a distance away and used a pole to open the treasure chest. ¡ It appeared as though there really wasn¡¯t a trap. ¡°¡ So, what¡¯s in it?¡± ¡°Let¡¯s see¡ eh, there¡¯s no sword. A magic tool? Uzoh, you wanna check them out?¡± Muzoh passed the magic tool in his hand to Uzoh. It was shaped very closely to a baseball. He couldn¡¯t figure out its use, but there was a spot to put a magic stone in, so he knew immediately that it was a magic tool. It was probably an ice-producing magic tool as those appeared in this dungeon quite often. If so, they¡¯d make a decent amount of money by selling it. ¡°Hmm? What kind of magic tool is this? Maybe we could sell it to buy a magic sword?¡± ¡°Best thing to do would be to get the guild to appraise it. Well, how about we stop here this time? Uzoh.¡± ¡°Yeah, even without the magic tool we¡¯ve picked up a lot of monster materials on the way, so let¡¯s head back.¡± Uzoh and Muzoh decided to head back. It was even colder than they¡¯d thought it would be, so they wanted to hurry up and get back to town to eat some warm soup. That in mind, they retraced their path at a quick pace. Chapter 150 Extra: The Winter Demon Winter. The frozen season where snow would umte. To save on heating fees, I opened up the onsen to vigers free of charge. I nned on collecting money through tax one of these days of course, but for now I¡¯ll just pardon them with their DP. It¡¯s that cold winter right now, but my room¡¯s instion is excellent. While we¡¯re at it, it¡¯s tatami-mat style. I decided that the tatami I was lying down were excavated from the dungeon. They were 300 DP each. Fu fu fu, they¡¯re like small luxuries. And I have a trap on my tatami mats! Shoes are banned! You have to take off shoes to enter their domain¡ kukuku, in other words, I can look at undressed feet as much as I want! Well, the only ones thate into my room are Rokuko and Meat though. My eyes chase legs even though I¡¯m not a lolicon¡ what an unfortunate tale. Alright, let¡¯s think about something else. When I build the employees¡¯ lounge, I¡¯ll fill it with tatami mats. That way, it should be easy to get the employees to enter a certain thing. The winter demon, Kotatsu-sama. [1] ¡°Did you make this, master?¡± ¡°Should I clean this ce up?¡± ¡°I helped make it too~¡. like the dial that can be used to adjust the heat by changing the thickness of the magic formation¡¯s lines¡ another great idea that will revolutionize everything~¡ aaah warm~¡± [2] The Kotatsu-sama is a square-type table that can fit four people. Nerune got in from the opposite side I got in at. Since I made it together with Nerune, we got to test out Kotatsu-sama¡¯s magic before the other employees and lead the charge. Her simple brown socks are pretty good. ¡°¡ I¡¯ll take this spot. Excuse me, master.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll be joining too. It¡¯s not meal time right now after all.¡± Rei and Kinue-san took off their shoes and got onto the tatami mat. Rei¡¯s wearing ck stockings. Kinue-san moved to sit next to me while wearing green socks, matching her overall green coloring. It wasn¡¯t a color that most people would go for, but since it was an overall unified color she scores top points. They wound up all getting covered by Kotatsu-sama though. ¡ Crap! I can¡¯t appreciate them now though!? Was the kotatsu a failure¡? I needed it to make a Japanese-styled room though. ¡®Kotatsu-sama¡¯, tch. ¡°Ooh, it¡¯s warm¡¡± ¡°It¡¯s afortable temperature, isn¡¯t it?¡± ¡°Fufufu, it was hard getting the temperature to be just right~¡± ¡°Aah, yeah¡ haaah, well, that¡¯s good.¡± There¡¯s no helping me not being able to see them, so I sighed in resignation. Whatever, even if it¡¯s just a kotatsu, the results are alright. Just then, something touched my foot. What¡? ¡°Hyan¡ª!?¡± ¡ it was Rei¡¯s foot. Looks like she extended her legs and wound up touching my foot. ¡°S-sorry master. I hit your foot.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t worry, that¡¯s part of a kotatsu¡¯s charm¡!¡± ¡°So you are supposed to stretch out under a kotatsu? Then I¡¯ll do it too¡ ah. Sorry.¡± ¡°No no, don¡¯t hold back, Kinue-san. The area under Kotatsu-sama is like international waters.¡± T-this¡ might be something amazing. As expected of Kotatsu-sama. A brilliant 180 degree turn! ¡°Ah, Kehma! I heard! You made something new again!?¡± ¡°Nn? Ah, Rokuko. Come join us¡ª-ah, we¡¯re already taking the four spots¡¡± ¡°Aw¡ well, I¡¯ll sit next to you then.¡± Saying that, Rokuko forcibly pushed her way into sitting beside me. ¡°Oi. It¡¯s cramped.¡± ¡°It¡¯s fine, you and me can share right?¡± ¡°Yeah, partner in body and mind¡ Maybe I should¡¯ve made it a bit bigger?¡± I made it a square-type this time, but maybe it¡¯s be better making a rectangr one? Or maybe I could make a huge one that you cany under and just have your head pop out of? Well, like that, Rokuko entered Kotatsu-sama and overfilled it. ¡°Ooh, so warm¡ but all of your feet are getting in the way, get out.¡± ¡°Eeh~, don¡¯t wanna~. I don¡¯t want to leave the warmth~¡± ¡°That¡¯s right, I can¡¯t yield this warmth¡¡± ¡°Besides, isn¡¯t it alright Rokuko-sama? If we left, wouldn¡¯t there be a little too much space?¡± ¡°¡ Oh. This is best after all.¡± The monsters and dungeon core have a good rtionship. ¡ Did Kotatsu-sama¡¯s magic just invalidate the dungeon core¡¯s order? I don¡¯t remember making such a scary magic tool though? They were hesitant over leaving the kotatsu for their shifts after that, so I had to give the employees strictmands to keep being punctual with their work hours. With those various things and while the slightly sweaty Rokuko stuck close to me, I fully enjoyed Kotatsu-sama. This is a kotatsu Might be a little confusing, but the speaking order here is Rei -> Kinue-san -> Nerune Chapter 151 Rin¡¯s Parting Gift Spring arrived. The snow melting, a warmer air filled the area. It¡¯s said that spring is a season of encounters, but for [Cave of Desires], it¡¯s one of parting. ¡°You have to go?¡± [Yeah. Thanks, for the care. Kehma.] Promising to leave in the spring, the ck wolf¡ªthe enigmatic ck slime (wolf type), Rin, had already decided to leave the dungeon once winter ended. Although I was thinking about tricking it with something like [Winter is forever you know?], it would¡¯ve been pretty bad if I got exposed. It also would¡¯ve felt like keeping a ticking bomb in the dungeon. [Ah, right. I made this. Here.] ¡°Nn? What¡¯s this?¡± Rin handed me an orb. I caught it with the messenger golem¡¯s hand. It¡¯s a ck orb about the size of a baseball. It¡¯s so ck that it looks like it¡¯s eating up the light. The heck is this thing? [It¡¯s a Gravity, Bomb. If you strike it, most enemies, will die.] ¡°Oi, don¡¯t give me something like that. Am I some suicide bomber?¡± [Kukuku, were you, surprised? It¡¯s alright, I set, a keyword. Hold it with, your hand. After you say it, throw it. The keyword, is [ck te].] So there¡¯s a safety¡ seriously, I still don¡¯t know what this guy is at all. ¡°ck¡ ah, it¡¯d be bad to say it now.¡± [Kukuku! You didn¡¯t fall, for it huh! As expected, Kehma is, smart.] ¡°Hahaha. Could you give me another? I¡¯d like to try it out against boss.¡± [Sure, try a few, times. I make them, myself, so there¡¯s a limit¡ But, they don¡¯t work, against me, you know?] Saying that, five of the ck orbs dropped out from Rins ck pelt. It rolled them over with its forefoot. Are you some kind of powder keg? Your existence itself is like a bomb, though. [That¡¯s the limit. Use them, well. Then, see you.] ¡°Yeah¡ when are youing again? Next year?¡± [No idea, but till then, don¡¯t die, yeah? ¡ Ah, Kehma can¡¯t die, so it¡¯s alright, right? Well, see you.] Laughing, Rin left the cave. On this day, Rin, who magnificently left the cave in broad daylight, was seen by adventurers that carried white tes. It ate a ton of white tes as a midday snack. ¡°¡ It left?¡± ¡°Yeah, it feels like I just put down some heavy luggage. Phew.¡± I sighed. So I was feeling stressed by the absurd bomb named Rin being in the dungeon after all? I just feel like I finally removed a popcorn kernel from between my teeth right now, it¡¯s a pretty refreshing feeling. There¡¯s also the fact that our DP ie went down since Rin isn¡¯t in the dungeon anymore, so there¡¯s that. It gave us quite a lot of ie over the winter. Well, it¡¯s fine. It gave me these Gravity Bomb things, they seem pretty dangerous¡ I wonder how strong they are. There¡¯s no way they¡¯re strong enough to copse a dungeon right? I¡¯m troubled about where I should put them! ¡ I was also able to advance the dungeon¡¯s development while Rin was here. I started making the new riddle area after the warehouse area, as well as an arena area just beyond that. The arena area is a kind of miniboss fight. The haniwa golem is the opponent there. It¡¯s a bit lonely since there isn¡¯t an audience though. After the arena area it turns back into what you¡¯d call more of a normal dungeon area. Taking a break there, the next floor has the boss room and the innermost core room. ¡ By the way, the innermost core room is a twoyer structure, with a dummy core room on one side that conceals a hidden inner room¡ that also has a dummy core. Why would I make a wasteful thing like that? That¡¯s because I don¡¯t really know where I should put the real dungeon core. Since the saintess used [Treaty], a skill that could seal off a dungeon core¡¯s movement, I want to put it in safe a ce as possible. On the other hand, just putting it as far in as possible isn¡¯t any good either. Dungeon cores = farthest in. That¡¯s how all adventurers think. So then I thought about making a twoyer system using a dummy core and the real core and tried it, but¡ there might be people that can see through the trick. I realized that after I made it, so I decided to put another dummy core there. So right now the real dungeon core is hidden in the arena area¡¯s ceiling lights. It¡¯s hidden among shining orb light magic tools. Well, this should be good enough for now. I¡¯ll have to react immediately if people make their way past the riddle area though. ¡°Ah, right, Kehma. I¡¯ll be away from the dungeon for a bit, is that alright?¡± ¡°Going away? You¡¯re leaving¡? To where?¡± Is there somewhere to go? Maybe it¡¯s some business in Sia or Pavuera? ¡°To the dungeon core assembly!¡± ¡ Which reminds me, there was something said about something like that, huh. ¡°Can¡¯t I go with you?¡± ¡°I¡¯ve never seen dungeon masters get brought along, so I don¡¯t think so. I think I¡¯ll be back in two or three days, so please wait here. I wasn¡¯t able to gost year because of the bandits after all.¡± In other words, what she¡¯s doing isn¡¯t different from what she¡¯s always done. ¡°Got it. So, when are you leaving?¡± ¡°Ah, today.¡± Rokuko¡¯s body started emitting a faint light. ¡°That¡¯s¡?¡± ¡°Un. I¡¯m off¡ Not like I want to go, though.¡± At that moment, a magic formation appeared like it was wrapping around Rokuko and, with a bang, she disappeared. ¡ Tell me sooner, oi. Chapter 152 The Dungeon Core Assembly When her vision returned from being filled with bright light, she was at a buffet venue under the blue sky. It looked as though the assembly had already started, as there was a red werewolf filling its mouth with meat, as well a gold skeleton that wasughing while drinking ck tea. There was a ck dragon in the distance gulping down alcohol out of a barrel, apanied by a unicorn jeering it on. At first nce, there were a lot of races intermingling, making quite a peaceful scene. However, each and every one of the people there were dungeon cores. Although there were quite a lot of people in the form of a human, the majority were using mimicry to take human form. ¡°Now then¡¡± Rokuko, like every year, quietly walked to a corner. ¡ This year was outdoors, so she really didn¡¯t feel like eating. That¡¯s because without there being any walls, she didn¡¯t feel like she was actually in a corner. While moving towards the corner, arge snake,rge frog, andrge slug each about the size of a human turned up in front of her. ¡°Hoooh. If it isn¡¯t 695. What¡¯re you doin?¡± ¡°Gue gue gue gue, rather, you¡¯re still alive eh?¡± ¡°You didn¡¯test year and your DP was 0, so we thought you died, haha.¡± ¡°Si-650, 651, 652¡ L-long time, no see.¡± ¡°Haaaah!? Add the ¡®No.¡¯!¡± ¡°Hiii!?¡± Bang! No. 650¡¯s snake tail make a loud noise, causing Rokuko¡¯s body to once again stiffen up. Incidentally, adding [No.] was a form of honorific amongst dungeon cores. Rokuko absolutely didn¡¯t want to use it for those guys. ¡°W-what, w-we¡¯re part of the same 600 series, so isn¡¯t it, alright?¡± ¡°Huuuuuuuh? I can¡¯t hear you. Gekokoko¡ What¡¯s this lowest ranked 695 saying?¡± As though to block Rokuko¡¯s path out, Core 651, therge frog, went around her right side behind her. ¡°Yeah yeah, aren¡¯t you a cheeky one?¡± ¡°Hiuuu¡¡± Core 652, therge slub, ced his hand (?) on Rokuko¡¯s shoulder. This was the trinity, a three-way deadlock¡ Rokuko felt goosebumps all over her. Therge snake brought its face close to Rokuko, its tongue slipping in and out of its mouth. ¡°Shaaa¡ Fufufu, how ¡¯bout we move over there for a bit?¡± ¡°N-no! Let go¡ª¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright, alright I say~. Not like you¡¯ll die, geko geko geko!¡± ¡°Nooow~, how about youe with us?¡± The ce they gestured was the ce that Rokuko was originally heading to, but her reason was very different from these three that wanted to take her there. That¡¯s why she was quietly heading there¡ªto avoid being found by this kind of people. They were trying to take Rokuko, but no one cared¡ After all, it was nothing but a struggle between those in the lower rankings. Like they wouldn¡¯t worry about ants crowding around toffee dropped on the ground, the majority of dungeon cores there didn¡¯t bother paying attention to Rokuko and the other three. ¡°Oh, you alright here?¡± Just then, a red smander appeared. Dungeon Core No. 112, Ontentoo. The dungeon core of a fifty-one floor dungeon that practically filled an entire mountain, [me Cavern]. Fully enjoying a slow life with his red dragon wife that was his master, even if he couldn¡¯t be called top-ss, he was a firmly middle-ranked dungeon core. He was also part of the 100 series, so he was their senior. ¡°D-Dungeon Core No. 112-sama!? What business do you have with us?¡± ¡°Aah? ¡ Ah¡ Ah. Nothing for you guys. You there, 695. Come.¡± ¡°Eh? U-um, this person?¡± ¡°What, are youining? You, what¡¯re your number?¡± ¡°Si-650! E-e-excuse me, No. 112-sama, I¡¯m a fan!¡± Because the snake didn¡¯t have a hand to shake, he held out a tail. However, Ontentoo ignored him and talked to Rokuko. ¡°Right. Well 695, let¡¯s go.¡± ¡°U-umm¡ un.¡± Taken by Ontentoo, Rokuko was released by the three¡¯s encirclement. Core 650, still holding his tail out, was utterly surprised. ¡ While getting rid of the slug¡¯s mucus with [Cleanup], Rokuko addressed Ontentoo, who was silently walking in front of her. ¡°U-umm, No. 112¡ sama?¡± ¡°Aah!? Stupid, I don¡¯t need somethin¡¯ like [No.] or [-sama]. Raaather, when¡¯d you turn into a yesman?¡± Turning around almost with a roar as though he were about to snap at her any second, Ontentoo brought his face near her¡¯s. As a senior, Ontentoo¡¯s name was somewhat known. That¡¯s why for a little while now since he took Rokuko people had been staring their direction. ¡°B-because, a low-ranked dungeon like me¡ surrounded by three people, I couldn¡¯t talk back.¡± ¡°Haah? Ah, ah. Right, right.¡± Ontentoo poked Rokuko with his fire-tipped tail that was characteristic of smanders. It was obvious that he held back with it, but even so it was still considerably painful for Rokuko. And a bit hot. He had just helped her so it¡¯s not like she could say anything though. ¡°Kukaka, you shouldn¡¯t say something like that. You defeated me!¡± ¡°¡ That was thanks to Kehma, not me.¡± ¡°Kakaka! That¡¯s not wrong, honestly isn¡¯t bad¡ but it¡¯s true that you won. Doesn¡¯t a core¡¯s abilities include their master? In other words, for me, the power of my beloved wife is included!¡± Ontentooughed. People around them heard their conversation. ¡°¡ Defeated him?¡± ¡°Against No. 112¡?¡± ¡°695¡ the lowest rank did?¡± Such lines could be hearding from their surroundings. In particr, people questioning just what sort of dirty trick she used could be heard, but since they really had used an unfair trick, she couldn¡¯t even say anything. The dungeon battle itself used irregr rules in the first ce. ¡°¡ Kehma said that was a tie you know?¡± ¡°Then do you want to try switching offense and defense next time?¡± ¡°Sorry, but I decline¡ ah, I can make it from here. Thank you for the help, No. 112.¡± With that, Rokuko started to leave. However, Ontentoo stopped her. ¡°Well, hold up. [Father]¡¯s greeting will be soon. How about we get something to eat until then? The meat here¡¯s pretty good you know?¡± ¡°Ah, good. It¡¯s here this year again¡ Even though dungeon cores don¡¯t actually need to eat to live.¡± ¡°There¡¯s no trash or poison mixed in at this table so don¡¯t worry. Or do you not trust me? Oooh? I¡¯m your benefactor you know?¡± ¡°¡ Uu. T-then I¡¯ll take a little.¡± Rokuko timidly bit into the meat that Ontentoo held out for her. The instant she bit into it, the meat¡¯s juices spread throughout her mouth, wrapping her tongue with the rich vor of the meat. ¡ She didn¡¯t know what kind of meat this was, but it was amazingly delicious. Rokuko believed that its vor would be a hit with Meat. ¡°Ou, you¡¯re getting messy. [Cleanup].¡± ¡°Om, nom. T-thanks.¡± ¡°Kakaka! You¡¯re wee.¡± After a while of Rokuko eating her fill, a voice echoed through the area. [Yo, my adorable children. Is everyone doing well?] Looking up into the sky, there was a single man projected on a huge monitor floating in the air. Chapter 153 Father The dungeon cores all looked at the man that was disyed on the monitor at the same time. Naturally, this included Rokuko as well. ¡°Tou-sama¡ it¡¯s been two years since I¡¯ve paid my respects to your countenance.¡± Other than [Father] and [Tou-sama], there were also people calling him [King] and [God]. The man had ck hair and dark skin and was wrapped in a deep blue vestment. Although Rokuko said ¡®countenance¡¯, half of his face was hidden by an eye mask. None of his mouth was hidden, though, and he was smiling. Not one of the dungeon cores here knew who he truly was. However, at the very least, all of the dungeon cores here had been produced by him. This was an unshakable truth. The standard leading theory was that he was [Dungeon Core No. 0] and all of the dungeon cores here were his [Dummy Cores]. Many of the dungeon cores that took human shape did so because he, as their [Father] had a human shape¡ªor, at the very least, appeared in that form. Therefore, Haku, who held a human shape from the start, was the object of envy of many of the dungeon cores. ¡ Another reason Haku lowered the ranking of Rokuko¡¯s dungeon was so that she wouldn¡¯t be targeted by others¡¯ begrudging. [Oh, are there fewer of you? That¡¯s saddening. Maybe I should supplement it with some new children¡ What do you think, 1?] ¡°Sir! If father believes as such, should father not do so?¡± The knight-formed Core 1 answered [Father]¡¯s question. In this dungeon core assembly, the most influential person¡ªexcluding [Father]¡ªwas this person. The single-digit number wasn¡¯t just for show. [Hmm. That¡¯s a boring answer. Is there any child that has another opinion?] However, seeming as though Core 1¡¯s answer didn¡¯t satisfy him, [Father] asked the other cores for an opinion. ¡ªHowever, no one said anything. No, they couldn¡¯t say anything. Because if they did say something, that was the same thing as speaking out against Core 1. And to begin with, reproving [Father] was a very awful thing to do. ¡°Could I give my opinion, Otou-sama?¡± Among them, a single core raised their hand. Who? Who was so reckless¡ªthinking that, everyone looked towards the person. [What is it? 89, what is your opinion?] [Father]¡¯s voice rose as though delighted. Core 89¡ Haku smiled. ¡°Approximately seventy percent of the 600 series are still alive. It might be somewhat premature to birth younger siblings. Would it not be more eptable to wait for them to decrease a little longer?¡± ¡°What¡¯s this [Betrayer] saying!?¡± With a roar, a quaking voice shook the ground. Core 5, a ck dragon, interrupted the conversation between Haku and [Father]. However, [Father] gently chided 5. [5. Right now, I am listening to what 89 has to say. You can speak afterwards.] ¡°E-excuse my impoliteness, dad! But!¡± [Didn¡¯t I say I would listen afterwards? 5 is wise, so could you wait patiently for me?] ¡°Y-yes¡¡± Told that he could wait as he was wise, he would have to deny that if he red up again. Core 5 could do nothing but withdraw. Then, [Father] asked Haku again. [Now, 89, how much do you believe the number of children should decrease beforehand?] ¡°When the number of surviving members of the 600 series drops below fifty person, I think. It has been simr to that until now.¡± [Indeed, that is an understandable opinion. Thank you for the consultation.] ¡°I am honored to hear your praise.¡± Haku bowed reverently. [Next, I will hear 5¡¯s opinion. What is it?] ¡°Sir! Father, that 89 there is a [Betrayer] and hunts our brethren. Of the dungeon cores that, the majority are due to 89¡¯s guidance. That is likely why she has kept track of the fine details of how much dungeons have survived¡ she does not deserve having her opinion heard!¡± [Hmph. 89, is this so?] ¡°Yes, I certainly am trimming away other dungeon cores so that I may live, Otou-sama. Is there a problem with that?¡± Haku asserted herself, not shy in the least. [None. Sacrificing others in other to live¡ªthat is the correct way. Huh? I get the feeling that I said thatst year as well.] ¡°It has been said every year, Otou-sama.¡± [That so? Well, even so, everyone here is my adorable children. Be moderate, alright?] ¡°Yes, I understand.¡± Haku smiled. Haku being disparaged as a [Betrayer] was a usual thing. [Father] lightly admonishing her was also a usual thing. [So now, what is your opinion on birthing new children, 5?] ¡°T-that¡¯s¡ I think it¡¯s best for dad to do what he wants.¡± [Un, thanks. Maybe I should try asking some other children, too¡] Muttering as though bored, [Father] started looking for someone else to ask. [Oh.] His gaze swept towards Rokuko and stopped. Rokuko trembled¡ Surely he wouldn¡¯t ask her. Surely. [112, what do you think? Do you have an opinion?] So that was it. He wasn¡¯t looking at her. Realizing that, Rokuko breathed a sigh of relief. ¡°Aah¡ right, huh, I agree with No. 5, father should do what he wants¡ yeah. If I had to say something, new kids popping up would be interesting? Well, I¡¯ll wait even if it doesn¡¯t happen right now.¡± [Heeh. Interesting, huh. That¡¯s good.] Forcibly using polite speech, something he wasn¡¯t used to, Ontentoo sounded amusing in various ways. With [Father]¡¯sughing Core 5 sent Ontentoo a look as though to say [Good Job]. [Well, while we¡¯re at it, 695. What do you think?¡± ¡°¡ Haeeh!?¡± Suddenly talked to by [Father], Rokuko turned rigid. ¡ While thinking that she¡¯d love if he stopped with the surprise attacks, she spoke slowly. ¡°U-ummm¡ I-I, um, right now, I¡¯m the lowest ranked, of the 600 series¡ so if I could have juniors, I would be happy, umm, I think¡ If I were surpassed, I think that I would have mixed feelings about it.¡± [Hahaha, mixed feeling, huh. People like you are alright, 695.] Rokuko¡¯s face reddened up like a balloon. [People like you], in other words [like Rokuko], which meant that he¡¯d watched Rokuko enough to have an impression of her. Likewise, she may have simply stood out by beingst in the rankings. Contrasting Rokuko, Haku was smiling radiantly. Rokuko let out her breath. Even though she knew she was tense, she couldn¡¯t help it. He listened to several other cores after that. However, everything followed what Core 1 said in that [Father] should do what he wanted. ¡ªI might not have stood out if I said something like that too? Rokuko just now realized that. [Un, how about we stop for this year? I¡¯ll think about it again next year.] Saying that, [Father] pped his hands. The tension in the air gently rxed. [Alright everyone. If anyone has a question, demand, or opinion, feel free to say it during the feast alright? I can¡¯t interfere with you all much if it¡¯s not on an asion like this after all.] [Father]¡¯s mouth formed into a smile. Just then, a single dungeon core¡ªone in the form of a man in his prime¡ªraised his voice. ¡°Ooh, our god! May I ask for this one¡¯s wish to be heard?¡± [That was quick. What¡¯s up, 380? But first, I¡¯d be happy if you called me dad.] ¡°That¡¯s impossible, for a diminutive child like me to¡. I shall be god¡¯s servant till myst!¡± [Aaah, un, so what did you want to ask?] Core 380 knelt, speaking his wish. ¡°¡ª! A miracle that disys god¡¯s power! I wish for the resurrection of the dead!¡± [Oh? You can¡¯t? The revival of your favorite child, that is.] [1] ¡°The one this one wishes to be resurrected is his brother, Core 379! During the winter season, he fell into the wicked 89¡¯s machinations and was cast down by the evil god¡¯s vanguard¡¡± [Ah¡ 379 huh. You were the twin cores, huh. Yep, sorry, but that¡¯s no good.] ¡°Why!? Surely, with god¡¯s strength¡!!¡± [No good] was not [Can¡¯t]. There was arge difference between the two¡ With [Father]¡¯s power, even if a core was destroyed, he could bring it back to life. However, [Father] spoke heartlessly as though to warn Core 380. [Because it is against the rules.] Even [Father] appeared to be bound by some sort of rules. [Aah, right! I¡¯ll make a monster that looks the same as 379. The child would be able to take human form the same as you. It¡¯d use just a bit of DP, but it¡¯d be a monster that you couldn¡¯t distinguish from you. 380 won¡¯t be lonely anymore with that right? You could produce as many as you want.] Core 380 looked astonished for an instant before bowing in worship. ¡°That¡¯s¡ oh, god. This one wishes to express his gratitude.¡± [Yep, d I could help!] Core 380 touched his head to the ground, trembling. Was he really happy? Did he truly want to express his gratitude? Rokuko didn¡¯t get it. Footnotes: Alright, so pronouns simply don¡¯t exist in this sentence and I¡¯m not sure exactly what [Father] is implying here. I¡¯m assuming [Father] was referring to some named monster that 380 summoned, revealing to readers that you can revive dead named monsters. However, I can¡¯t be sure myself. The raw, literally tranted, simply says: ¡°Oh? Huh, can¡¯t? Favorite child¡¯s resurrection.¡± Chapter 154 Rankings [Now then, it¡¯s probably on everyone¡¯s mind, so let¡¯s announce the DP Rankings.] With [Father]¡¯s words, the atmosphere felt strained once again. [Alright, attention everyone! I¡¯ll announce the top ten first! Well, the order hasn¡¯t changed the past few years so let¡¯s ze through it!] The first to tenth ces were announce in one go. There wasn¡¯t a change even whenparing it to the time Rokukost attended. From 1st to 3rd ce was respectively Core 1, Core 2, Core 3. 4th was Core 7. 5th was Core 9 and 6th was Core 6. After that was Haku, Core 89, in 7th ce, with Core 5 in 8th, Core 10 in 9th, and Core 8 in 10th. Roar! Letting out a roar in vexation, Core 5 breathed his ck mes towards the skies. Most of the top ten was held by cores with single digits. Rokuko felt that Haku, who¡¯d made her way into that, was amazing. Moreover, although the amount of DP the person possessed was disyed alongside the ranking¡ªsince Rokuko didn¡¯t know how to read digits over one trillion, even though she understood that it was awesome and endless, she couldn¡¯t read it. [Hmm, after all, 1, 2, and 3 are excellent. I¡¯m d. Keep on collecting DP like you¡¯ve been.] ¡°I am extremely d to be honored by your praise, father.¡± Taking a knee, Core 1 gave thanks like a knight would. Core 2 and Core 3 followed suit as though taking his lead. Core 2 and Core 3 were each respectively silver and copper colored knights. Among the first to ny-ninth cores that were called the First Series, there was talk that [Father] made these three in particr deliberately courteous, so it was taken as natural. Even so, after umting so much DP to the point that it was unreadable and still being told to collect more, Rokuko felt that they were truly in a different realm from her. [7 and 9, do your best as well. Try to pass Core 3 if you¡¯re able alright?] ¡°Yes, Tou-sama.¡± ¡°I will do my utmost.¡± Core 7 and Core 9 both held female forms and had green and blue hair respectively. They were called [Mountain God] and [Sea God]. Well, Haku was also called [White Goddess], so Rokuko felt they were like her. [6, 89, 5, your positions allow you to take watch of those who rank lower. Raising them is important as well, thank you.] ¡°Your words are too kind.¡± ¡°Above all, I am happy to please Otou-sama.¡± ¡°Oh father, this immature Core 5 is d to be of use.¡± Core 6. A grim-faced man wearing an ominous ck armor. Generally referred to as the [Great Demon King], he is the lead of the Demon King Faction. Core 89. Needless to say, she was Haku. Founder of the Raverio Empire, she was Rokuko¡¯s elder sister. She was called [Betrayer]. Core 5. As the only one in the top ten to not take the form of a human, he was a ck dragon. He did not wish to conceal the appearance he received from [Father] and did not wish to change his form. Many reptile-type cores, Ontentoo included, chose the same. They were known as the Dragon King Faction. [10, 8. You two have been giving it your best. You have my regards forever, keep on living alright?] ¡°My king, I appreciate for your happiness.¡± ¡°I will answer your expectations with my all, master!¡± Core 10. He imitated [Father]¡¯s outfit, but the vestment that wrapped the old man¡¯s body was ornamented resplendently. Core 8. Contrasting Core 10, the elder merely wore simple clothing and leaned on a cane. [Well them, next I¡¯ll announce everything up to 699th ce. Man, there¡¯s a lot of swapping around in the lower positions so it¡¯s pretty fun to watch right?] A hugendscape-oriented table appeared with much smaller writing on it than the cements for the top ten. If Kehma were here, he probably would¡¯ve said that they were simr to test announcement tables. It showed all dungeon cores ranking between eleventh and six hundred ny-nine ce. It also showed what dungeons had died like Core 379. It recorded how much DP they had at that time, but no further changes. And so Rokuko started looking around the low rankings, looking for her name. That said, since her earnings increased drastically after Kehma arrived, she was hoping that she might be able to have escaped from the low rankings. Then, looking fromst ce up¡ she saw cores that died immediately after being produced and cores that had used all of their DP in their final struggles, going all the way to 0 DP¡ she¡¯d looked all the way through to the four hundreds but still didn¡¯t see [695]. This continued all the way through to the three hundreds. There were many 600 Series inside of the three hundreds, practically all of them looked different as they couldn¡¯t take human form yet. Seeing Rokuko browsing, Core 629, an orange rabbit, piped up to Rokuko while rubbing its face. ¡°Nikyu? What¡¯chu doin¡¯ there 695? Aren¡¯chu at the bottom~?¡± ¡°Eh, ah, no, um¡ My number, it¡¯s not there. It¡¯s strange.¡± ¡°¡ You¡¯ere finally forgot by papa?¡± ¡°I-I don¡¯t think so.¡± ¡°Then can¡¯chu look with the DP column? Won¡¯t miss it that way!¡± ¡°Oh, right.¡± Recalling how much DP she had, Rokuko looked through the DP rankings in front of her. ¡ Three hundredth ce, 629. 351,200 DP in possession. Huh? Come to think of it, how much DP did I have right now¡? I got a lot of DP as inn fees Haku-anesama, how much was that? And so, she looked at the DP disy on the menu. After she recently put a limitation on the disy for how much she could use, it had only shown around 100000 DP the whole time. It had been a long time since she checked how much total DP she had. 729,359 DP. ¡°¡ Un?¡± She rubbed her eyes and looked again. It hadn¡¯t changed. 729,359 DP. .. No, no no. No way. Our property should definitely be in the form of gold coins. Just a little while ago, Kehma said that if he turned all of the gold coins into DP it¡¯d be more than the DP we have now? Eh, wait a sec. Doesn¡¯t that mean we have double this¡.? And I¡¯m higher than the 350,000 DP at 300th ce? ¡°What¡¯s the matter? Starin¡¯ at the DP I saved up. I get it¡¯s envious, but it¡¯s no good not earnin¡¯ it yourself~?¡± ¡°Ah, no, it¡¯s just¡ Un.¡± And so Rokuko made her way up through the rankings¡ 250th ce, roughly 500,000 DP. ¡ªEh. Eh, how far up is it? Rokuko finally found her number. ¡°¡ 210th¡ 695¡?¡± She looked again to make sure, but it definitely said 695. Turning around for a moment before looking back, it still said 695. By the way, two hundredth ce had 1,000,000 DP, quickly increasing to 10,000,000 DP at one hundred fiftieth ce. ¡°¡ Fueh.¡± An odd smile made its way onto her face without her realizing it. Chapter 155 Core 666 When Rokuko grinned, the deadlock trio turned up. ¡°What¡¯s this here? What are you bothering with 695?¡± ¡°Gue gue, here even though you¡¯re the lowest ehhh?¡± ¡°Yeah! Don¡¯t you know what to say to your superiors?¡± Rokuko turned towards them, but she was smirking at them. ¡°Oh my. For what reason are you all here? What rank did you get?¡± ¡°Uwaah, what a gross face. Did your core melt from being talked to by Tou-sama? I went out of my way to let you know that you don¡¯t belong here. Me? 321st, fufufu, I went up three ces ye know?¡± ¡°322nd, gekokoko. I passed 650.¡± ¡°310th! I¡¯m the best of us three!¡± ¡°Oi, 653 getting all cheeky? So, 695. You?¡± ¡ Fu. Rokukoughed haughtily. Then, she spoke with a triumphant look. ¡°210th.¡± ¡°¡ Nn? Sooorry, what was that?¡± ¡°210th! Fufufu, I passed you! I passed all of you!¡± ¡°Geko? The eternal lowest ranked 695 in 200th, this is an illusion riiight?¡± ¡°Look right there then! Take a goooood look, it says 210th, 695!¡± Rokuko pointed at the table. It really did say 695 in 210th ce. ¡°Whaaa!? S-seriously!?¡± ¡°No way!? Hold up, is something wrong with the disy!? How could the lowest ranked 695 be that high up!?¡± ¡°I¡¯m not at the bottom anymore! I¡¯m 210th. Right, I¡¯m higher ranked! Add [No.] to the 650!¡± ¡°I absolutely refuse. I definitely don¡¯t recognize you being 210th. Weren¡¯t you just saying some shit about not using [No.] for us?¡± ¡°Ah, that¡¯s right, huh.¡± I guess [No.] isn¡¯t important, Rokuko thought, changing gears. ¡°But what the heck. How¡¯d 695 pass us after so many years of us saving up DP? Father¡¯s mistake?¡± ¡°Father¡¯s mistake¡ no waaaay. Maybe she cheated?¡± ¡°Geko geko, yeah, cheated! She¡¯s a cheater!¡± Core 651 shouted out [Cheater! Cheater!] with its loud voice. Rokuko, who had been the lowest rank until now, suddenly rose to 210th ce. Moreover, the rankings weren¡¯t based on the amount they earned in a given year. It was based on the amount of DP they¡¯d saved since their birth¡ it was natural for cheating to be suspected. Because of that, the cores who were surpassed by that low ranked Rokuko got hooked on by his voice and started paying attention. ¡°But what kind of cheating could she have done?¡± ¡°Didn¡¯t she get some DP from the [Betrayer]? A fixed dungeon battle or something¡¡± ¡°Come to think of it, there was something said about her winning against No. 112 a bit ago¡ how did the lowest ranked core win? Does that mean that No. 112 is a co-conspirator¡?¡± Ah, what they¡¯re talking about is actually close to the truth. Rokuko thought. Huh? Does that mean I cheated? Did I cheat? It was illegal? ¡°Confess! Now, how did you cheat, 695!?¡± ¡°I-I didn¡¯t, c-cheat though!?¡± ¡°Uwaah, you¡¯re obviously trembling. How suspicious¡ nyujururu.¡± Not knowing how it turned into her doing something wrong, Rokuko¡¯s eyes started to spin, growing hot. She looked like she was about to cry. ¡°Stop talking, you unsightly worm.¡± A cold voice projected out from somewhere. With those words, the area grew silent. A fiery red-haired girl appeared. ¡°666¡¡± ¡°Use [No.], 650. Is that notmon courtesy? I am a higher rank than you, and you and I are not close with each other.¡± Core 666. The first in the 600 Series to take on human form, she was an excellent core. She was also the youngest in Core No. 6¡¯s Demon King Faction. ¡°Guh¡ªNo. 666! Say something to 695 too!¡± ¡°Why should I?¡± ¡°Why!? This cheater passed you!¡± ¡°She did not pass me.¡± When looking towards the spot Core 666 pointed towards, it said [180th, 666]. She pushed aside many people, making her way past the 200s. ¡°B-but! She cheated to raise her rank! Yeah, she definitely got some from 89!¡± With the funds for the dungeon battle and the inn fees Rokuko received from Haku, as well as the DP she got as tips, he wasn¡¯t necessarily wrong. ¡ªCrap, was that illegal? Rokuko was even more flustered now. ¡°Foolish¡ then shouldn¡¯t you just raise your rank the same, through [Cheating]?¡± ¡°Haah!? W-what¡¯re you saying!? Are you stupid!?¡± Core 650 shouted, saying it was out of the question. Meanwhile, Core 666 simply sighed. ¡°Not at all. If the cement was recognized by father, it isn¡¯t cheating, right? Is it cheating to earn DP through means you can¡¯t do yourself? Even if the pretext is extreme.¡± ¡°Guh¡ r-right, 666 gets No. 6-sama¡¯s leftovers like how Rokuko does, so it¡¯s not like she would speak again here huh, soooorry, hohoho.¡± ¡°¡¡± With a sh, Core 666 pointed a magic sword d in mes towards the middle of Core 650¡¯s eyes. It happened in an instant, so Core 650 wasn¡¯t able to react in the slightest. ¡°If you insult Jiji-sama¡ I will ughter you like a pig!¡± ¡°Hiii!? W-what!? Kill!? Y-y-you wouldn¡¯t actually¡ª!¡± Even while saying that, Core 650 (the snake) quickly retreated to Core 651 (the frog) and hid behind him. Core 666¡¯s sword suddenly vanished and she spoke with a nonchnt look on her face. ¡°So the snake is a wimp? What do you think, 695?¡± ¡°Eh? Ah, un, you could¡ say that?¡± ¡°Yeah¡. So, wimp?¡± ¡°Shaaa!! So cheeky, even though you¡¯re just 695!¡± ¡°Eh, wait!? Why did it turn into me saying that!?¡± Hmph. Core 666 snorted. Core 666 somehowid the me on her, but for some reason she felt less nervous. ¡ªBy some chance, did she just help me? ¡°¡ Oh?¡± Core 666 just noticed something after looking at Rokuko. As for what she was looking at, it was the red ruby and orichalcum ring on her left hand. ¡°¡ 695. That¡¯s a beautiful ring.¡± ¡°Eh? Ah, this? Ehehe, in truth, I got a master you know? Then, I got this ring as a present from him!¡± ¡°Heeh, from your master huh¡ seems expensive. If I¡¯m not wrong¡ that¡¯s orichalcum, right?¡± ¡°Eh, ah, un. Yeah.¡± ¡°Could I take a closer look?¡± ¡°Eh? Nnn, c-can you see it like this?¡± Rokukopletely ignored the roarsing from Core 650, who was still hiding behind Core 651, and held her hand out to Core 666. She took her hand and looked at the ring¡ it was a ring that encased an orichalcum band with pure ruby, one without any mars. Core 666 observed it carefully. 50,000,000 DP wouldn¡¯t be enough, it was a treasure worth at least 100,000,000 DP. ¡°Why didn¡¯t you turn that ring into DP?¡± ¡°Eeh!? No way, t-this ring is important, I got it from my master. There¡¯s no way I could!¡± ¡°But if you did, wouldn¡¯t your ranking go up quite a lot?¡± ¡ªEven more than mine. Core 666 stared at Rokuko intensely. As for Rokuko, she knew that Kehma had made it with a small amount of DP, so she didn¡¯t think that it would turn into much DP. Well, she didn¡¯t intend to do that since it was her important ring (present), though. ¡°No, don¡¯t wanna.¡± Hearing Rokuko¡¯s answer, Core 666 let go of her hands. ¡°So wasteful, 695. Really, just a bit¡ just a tiny bit, I want to break you.¡± ¡°Please don¡¯t!? It doesn¡¯t sound like a jokeing from 666!?¡± When Rokuko said [666]¡ even though it was like how humans would refer to someone by their first name, Core 666 didn¡¯t particrly take it as anything bad. [1] Instead, sheughed with a smile on her face. Then, she spoke. ¡°Therefore, 695. I request to have a duel with you.¡± Footnotes: Remember that in Japan, it¡¯s mostly presumptuous to call someone by their first name. It can be anything from rude to intimate. Dungeon cores¡¯ names are structured with µÚXXX·¬ for the number, where I am tranting µÚ as the [No.] portion of the name. In their¡ªthe dungeon cores¡¯¡ªculture, it is like an extra honorific (like san, kun, etc) that is used to make it more formal and not so simr to using someone¡¯s first name. It might be a little confusing, so sorry about that Chapter 156 Seniors to the Rescue Wondering if she heard wrong, Rokuko looked at Core 666. It felt like she just said for them to duel. ¡°E-excuse me, sorry. What was that?¡± ¡°695. I request to have a duel with you.¡± It looked as though she really didn¡¯t mishear her. ¡°A duel¡? Umm, is that different from a Dungeon Battle?¡± ¡°Right now, right here, we cross des. That¡¯s all.¡± ¡°That¡¯s all, you say¡¡± ¡°My, is that sword at your waist simply for decoration?¡± Rokuko was pressured by the girl who looked fired up, as though she wouldn¡¯t be made light of. She pointed to the sword visible at Rokuko¡¯s waist. It really was a decoration. She¡¯d forgotten about it up till now, only remembering now that she was reminded it was there. ¡°¡ Now, will you draw your sword?¡± ¡°No, it really is a decoration though.¡± ¡°You wish to go against me bare handed? Right¡ you really are looking down on me. Shall we move somewhere else?¡± Core 666¡¯s magic sword appeared again and she ignited it in mes as she took her stance. Meanwhile, Rokuko just wanted to know what was going on. She looked around her for help. Her eyes met with Core 629¡¯s. He looked away. Worthless orange rabbit¡ well, it was doubtful whether he could have even helped. ¡°Kukuku, serves you right 695. Now hurry up and kill her!¡± ¡°Oh, 650. Would you like to join as well?¡± ¡°I-I¡¯ll pass! I wouldn¡¯t do something so savage.¡± ¡°¡ Huh? Dueling is savage?¡± In the next moment, Core 666, who was definitely right in front of Rokuko, was suddenly thrusting her sword at Core 650 again. ¡°Hii!? I said stop it!¡± This time, Core 650 (the snake) retreated to Core 652 (the slug). ¡°Hmph. Well, my sword is too good to be used on the likes of you¡ Now then, 695, shall we start?¡± Seeing Core 666¡¯s smile, Rokuko thought about what she could do. Her choices were: 1. ept the duel. 2. Run. 3. More importantly I want to eat Melon Bread. ¡ She wanted to choose number 3 and escape from reality, but that probably would¡¯ve only served as provocation. On the other hand, if she chose number 2 her back would be cut through and number 1 was absolutely impossible. ¡ªDangit, I should have at least had Kehma make this sword and these clothes into a golem! It was a bit toote for her to think about that, though. ¡°Oh my, it looks like you¡¯re doing something interesting, 666?¡± Just then, her savior appeared. It was Haku, wearing a white dress and smiling. ¡°¡ No. 89-sama. Yes, I was thinking about deepening my friendship with 695.¡± ¡°Mmm¡ however, isn¡¯t dueling somewhat dangerous for that?¡± ¡°Did No. 89-sama not also deepen her friendship by doing something simr with No. 8 Jiji-sama? Going with that, could 695 and I not imitate that?¡± ¡°Fufufu, impudent. Are you not going to discipline her? 6.¡± ¡°Kukuku, what, 89? Isn¡¯t it 695 that should be disciplined?¡± Someone else joined in. The [Great Demon King] that wore ck armor, Core 6. Sparks flew in the air between Haku and Core 6. ¡°Is that so? Recently, your child has been buzzing around my things. I wonder if it¡¯s too difficult for you to hold the reins on them more securely.¡± ¡°Hoh, I don¡¯t know what you¡¯re talking about. If I ever find out, I¡¯ll be sure to say something.¡± ¡°Fufufu¡¡± ¡°Kukuku¡¡± Core 6 drew his ck de. Haku brandished her white spear in response. It should¡¯ve been a duel between Rokuko and Core 666, but it somehow turned into a duel between Haku and Core 6 by the time anyone realized what was going on. The mood in the air felt stifling. ¡°Heeeeey! You guys! Let me join in toooo!¡± Core 5, the [Dragon King], flew through the air towards them with his huge ck dragon body. Kabang! The air shook when hended, roaring on impact. Rokuko, who received the roar from up close, felt her legs give out from under her and she fell to the ground. She wasn¡¯t confident in herself, but she managed to not let any out. ¡ Meanwhile, Core 666 was standing calmly, while the trivial trio fainted. ¡°I¡¯ll crush 89! 6, let¡¯s do it!¡± ¡°Do you intend to order me? I would kill you first.¡± ¡°Haaah!? You want to settle it before the [Betrayer]!?¡± ¡°I am fine taking you both on if you wish.¡± ¡°Leave me out of it.¡± Waving her spear, Haku provoked the two while warming up. ¡ The surrounding cores all began running away so that they wouldn¡¯t get rolled up in the chaos. Rokuko wanted to run, too. However, she was part of the reason this was happening. It was already doubtful whether or not she was rted to it though. Rather, she could run away either way; her legs wouldn¡¯t move. [Okay~, you three, stop it there.] Suddenly, [Father]¡¯s words stopped the three. [Getting a bit rowdy isn¡¯t bad, but going this far¡¯s no good, alright?] ¡°Oh my, my apologies, Otou-sama. I might have gotten a little excited there.¡± ¡°Gununu¡ but I finally had a chance to¡¡± ¡°It was my error, father.¡± Core 6 said a bit much as the other two put away their weapons. The area calmed down quickly. That was only on the surface though, of course. [However, 6, 89, 5. I would like it if you three could deepen your friendship peacefully. All three of you are taking care of young ones, so your juniors are looking towards you, who are their seniors, for guidance¡ So, shake hands.] Urged on by [Father], Haku and the Great Demon King shook hands while forcing themselves to smile. The Dragon King also put one of his ws out. It really was a scene that would cause one¡¯s back to freeze up. However, looking through the monitor, [Father] found it satisfactory. [But well, it might be a good thing to decide victory and defeat once and for all. With something other than DP Rankings, that is.] ¡°¡ Saying that, do you have an idea, Otou-sama?¡± [That¡¯s a good guess, 89. You¡¯re correct!] [Father] spoke with a smile. [Let¡¯s have a Dungeon Battle between your juniors. To be exact, between the 600 Series juniors¡ Aah, since only 650 doesn¡¯t have a master, he¡¯ll be together with 651 and 652 as a handicap.] ¡°¡ Eh?¡± ¡°Hmph, there won¡¯t be a duel, but this might be good.¡± ¡°¡ Huh?¡± ¡°Mu¡ª?¡± ¡°Hoeh~¡± The trivial trio appeared to have woken up. ¡ I don¡¯t know how, but it somehow got decided that I¡¯d be in a Dungeon Battle¡ I want to talk to Kehma. Rokuko pressed against her temples. Chapter 157 Team Battle ¡°¡ªAnd well, that¡¯s how it happened. We¡¯ll be doing a Dungeon Battle. Just when I started to think it¡¯d been three days after Rokuko left, she came back and suddenly started talking about a Dungeon Battle. Rather, who¡¯s this [Father] person? God? It¡¯s definitely god. ¡°¡ By the way, that was the first day right? What about the other two?¡± ¡°Eh? The other two were for eating, drinking, merrymaking, having tea¡ I got 210th ce you know? And Core 112, Ontentoo, got 63rd. Ufufufufu.¡± This girl, she¡¯s happy. Is 210th ce something good? The big thing I want to talk about right now is the Dungeon Battle. ¡°So, why are we doing the Dungeon Battle instead of Haku-san?¡± ¡°Because that¡¯s Tou-sama¡¯s intention. There¡¯s no choice but to follow it you know?¡± ¡°¡ What would happen if we refused?¡± ¡°In that case, it would make Haku Ane-sama into an enemy. Absolutely no way.¡± Ah, yep. I also don¡¯t want to do that. I don¡¯t want to die. ¡°¡ So, the rules¡ a three team battle, was it?¡± ¡°Yeah.¡± ording to Rokuko, Core 6 and Core 666 are [Team Demon King], Core 5 and Cores 650-652 are [Team Dragon King], and Haku-san and us are [Team Sovereign]. We need to prepare a new dungeon and only a single dummy core. If the dummy core is destroyed, it¡¯s a loss. It needs to be destroyed this time, not just touched. The avable DP for us to usees out to 500,000 DP, dummy core included. The battle will start in one month and we should prepare the dungeon until then. ¡ And then there¡¯s a troublesome rule for me. To cooperate with the superior core (senior), make the dungeon in cooperation with the superior core (senior) using the superior core¡¯s (senior¡¯s) DP. If I took this seriously, I¡¯d expose my hand to Haku-san. I¡¯d have to make a dungeon without using [Create Golem] to not expose it. ¡ I want to hide [Create Golem] so that I can use it as ast resort, but then the way we¡¯ve been making our dungeon so far wouldn¡¯t work. I think it¡¯d be enough since there¡¯s 500,000 DP, but our opponents have the same condition. How can I be stingy and have more stuff¡ Incidentally, the superior core (senior) group is banned from bringing their own things, but it¡¯s OK for the subordinate core (junior) group to¡ So getting Haku-san¡¯s helpers is no good. I guess just happening to pick up some magic swords and other various things that Haku-san has thrown away is no good huh? It¡¯s probably no good. ¡ Maybe I should have Rokuko spin the 1,000 DP gacha two hundred or so times? With her luck, it¡¯d probably be worth it. ¡°Nn? But what should we do about our dungeon during the Dungeon Battle? Leaving it alone would be dangerous right?¡± ¡°Yeah. ording to Tou-sama, the spaces will be connected during it. So we cane back to it every day.¡± ¡°Connect space¡ like a Dungeon Battle huh.¡± For him to be able to easily do something like that, this [Father] guy really is suspicious. ¡°Your Tou-chan¡¯s pretty amazing huh. I¡¯d like to meet him.¡± ¡°You might be able to see him at the start of the Dungeon Battle?¡± By the way, a disy for the limit to the DP we can use in this dungeon battle and the amount we¡¯ve used so far was added to the menu. Talk about quick support. ¡°So, where will it be connected? As expected, it¡¯d be a big deal if something like a huge gate linking to the imperial capital just showed up in the middle of the vige.¡± ¡°It looks like it¡¯ll be connected between the inside of our dungeon¡ªat the arena¡ªand Haku Ane-sama¡¯s imperial vi in the capital. It¡¯ll change to where Kehma decides to make the dungeon.¡± How thorough. I sighed. If I make it, there¡¯ll be no escaping. I don¡¯t intend to run away, but I really want to. ¡°So, what should I do?¡± ¡°Haku Ane-sama is going toe pick us up and bring us to the imperial capital!¡± ¡°¡ Won¡¯t we have a shortage of staff here then?¡± ¡°If you¡¯re worried about it, why not summon more?¡± Right. I can do that, can¡¯t I? I even summoned those three girls to be the first ones¡ we¡¯ve even collected a considerable amount of DP, so maybe it¡¯s about time to summon some personnel to manage the dungeon? ¡°Fufufu, I am 210th after all! If it¡¯s DP, I have it!¡± ¡°Yeah~. Alright, I¡¯ll give Rei 50,000 DP to use to summon whatever subordinate she wants¡¡± ¡°¡ Why Rei?¡± ¡°Because she knows the details about the dungeon. Meat and Ichika can¡¯t use DP, Kinue-san is engrossed with the inn¡¯s domestic chores, and Nerune¡¯s immersed herself in studying¡ You could call it the result of the process of elimination. Besides, she¡¯s those three¡¯s leader.¡± ¡°I see, she¡¯s the most familiar with the dungeon after me.¡± Somehow or another, Rei managed to be the three girls¡¯ facilitator. There were a few things that happened when she was first summoned, but it somehow worked itself out. Kinue-san is the best for practical things though. ¡°Well, it¡¯s fine. Kehma, when we, umm, go to the capital, I want¡ I want to go sh-shopping. C-could youe w-with me?¡± ¡°¡ Yep, I¡¯ll lend you Meat to carry luggage.¡± Invite me on a date in Haku-san¡¯s area? You know I¡¯d die right? ¡°¡ I want to go with Kehma.¡± ¡°It¡¯d be a bit difficult under Haku-san¡¯s surveince¡¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t Kehma a bit too afraid of Haku Ane-sama? Haku Ane-sama is super kind you know?¡± Sure, you¡¯d think that. That¡¯s only towards you¡! Chapter 158 Weing ¡°¡ Master, I¡ will live up to your expectations!¡± When I gave Rei the 50,000 DP, she pledged her loyalty again. I cried from her passion. I nned on something like this, so let¡¯s consider it a good thing. And then came the next day. The gate opened in the arena and Haku-san arrived. ¡°Good morning, Kehma-san¡ fufu, this room is considerablycking.¡± ¡°Wee, Haku-san. Well, even though I tried building an arena, I haven¡¯t finished the monsters yet, so it¡¯s a bit embarrassing.¡± By the way, this area is about the size of a ying field, but it¡¯s as big as it can be without butting into our neighboring [me Cavern]¡¯s territory. Ontentoo said we wouldn¡¯t sh with their area if we dig further down, so I n on digging down to expand next time. ¡°So, it¡¯s a team battle this time¡ do you ept?¡± ¡°¡ Yeah, I ept. Still, I want to confirm a few things that I wasn¡¯t able to hear from Rokuko, is that alright?¡± ¡°How hasty¡ is it about the reward?¡± Haku-san guessed what I wanted to ask. But that wasn¡¯t all. ¡°Also, please tell me the penalty for defeat. ¡°Of course.¡± Haku-san smiled, nodding. ¡°Concerning defeat, right¡ I believe that it¡¯s natural to be concerned about that. It will simply consume the items that were brought and DP. Because this time is something of a proxy battle for us, there are hardly any demerits for you all.¡± None? Then in other words it¡¯s fine even if we lose? No. It can¡¯t be like that. It¡¯s Haku-san. ¡°I don¡¯t particrly mind losing either. Don¡¯t pay too much mind to it.¡± ¡°And so if we don¡¯t pay much mind and lose, what will Haku-san do?¡± ¡°¡ We will receive permission to educate our juniors. From Otou-sama.¡± Ah, I have to win. In other words, isn¡¯t the penalty for losing that Haku-san can do whatever she wants? ¡°To go with that, the reward for the team that wins is that Otou-sama will give two [Things You Want] to each core.¡± ¡°¡ Can it be any two things?¡± ¡°No, they will be chosen by Otou-sama you know? It¡¯s an honor.¡± I don¡¯t see what makes it such an honor since I don¡¯t know this [Father] person, but I feel like I understand it a bit if I change it in my brain to [I¡¯ll give you socks taken from your favorite idol]. I¡¯m definitely the only one that gets that. ¡ It probably won¡¯t be [God¡¯s Bedding]. I¡¯d love to have it though. While I thought about stuff like that, Haku-san pped her hands together. ¡°Right, we¡¯re in a room like this, so how about we have a match? As adventurers.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll decline. I have work to do as dungeon master after this.¡± ¡°Oh, that¡¯s unfortunate. However, let¡¯s elevate you.¡± With a smile, Haku-san took a card out from her cleavage. When I nced at the card, it was one of the adventurer guild¡¯s IDs, an adventurer card. It had my name on it. ¡°I had it reissued.¡± ¡°¡ Umm, I don¡¯t remember losing it though?¡± ¡°I am the head of the adventurer guild after all.¡± ¡°The rank turned into B though?¡± ¡°Congrattions, Kehma-san. You have joined the nobility.¡± Right, I was Rank-B on that card. And adventurers were treated as nobles started at B-Rank. However, as for the noble ranks¡ there were Duke, Count, and Baron, as well as more below those. It seemed there was a unique rank called Venturer for adventurers. It was a noble rank that onlysted for a single generation, but the person was tentatively treated as a noble. It was proof that the person had skill. [1] Additionally, it they continued and umted distinguishing services, they could be a proper noble and pass the title down to their children. Rather, is it alright to skip over the exam? I guess it¡¯s fine since the head said it¡¯s fine? Moreover, I¡¯ll have the old D-Rank adventurer card left over too¡ I could use this for something. ¡°It normally incurs an obligation to pay five gold coins, but I will exempt it as an exception. If it¡¯s too hard to ept it for free, how about paying with a cream soda?¡± ¡°Haah¡ I¡¯ll treat youter. So, why B-Rank so suddenly?¡± ¡°Because I would be troubled if you entered my house as an adventurer. More or less, you need to be a noble.¡± Aah¡ it is the empire¡¯s ancestor, Haku Raverio¡¯s, mansion after all. Even in Japan, there was an elephant given the position of a noble so that it could meet with the emperor a long time ago, so it¡¯s probably like that. While on the subject, isn¡¯t B-Rank a huge difference from the D-Rank required to go into Haku-san¡¯s dungeon? ¡°Alright, here¡¯s Rokuko-chan¡¯s¡ Ah, there are also some for Kehma-san¡¯s party members.¡± ¡°Ooh, I¡¯m an adventurer¡! Thank you, Haku Ane-sama!¡± Haku-san handed Rokuko her card personally, handing me the cards for Meat and Ichika as well to give to them. Rather, isn¡¯t it unneeded to make Rokuko into an adventurer since she¡¯s Haku-san¡¯s sister? ¡°It would be troublesome for me to give Rokuko-chan a peerage¡ since she¡¯s my sister.¡± Haku-san spoke, practically reading my mind. Aah, yep, normally, the empress¡¯ blood kin¡ would be royalty. It would be a high position, but her existence itself would be something troubling. Yep, hard to understand. ¡°Now then, now that you¡¯ve be a noble¡ I invite you to my house, Rokuko-chan.¡± ¡°Yes! Hey, stop standing around Kehma, let¡¯s go!¡± Saying that, Rokuko-san grabbed Haku¡¯s hands and dove towards the gate. ¡ Yep, let¡¯s assume I¡¯m supposed to go too. Footnotes: Venturer is my interpretation of a y on words used here. The rank is called ¡°Boukenshaku¡±, where ¡°shaku¡± means ¡°Peerage¡±. This reces ¡°sha¡± from ¡°Boukensha (Adventurer)¡±, which means person. So instead of ¡°Boukensha (Risk Taking Person)¡±, you have ¡°Boukenshaku (Risk Taking Peerage)¡±. I am definitely open to suggestions that keep the pun! Chapter 159 Haku-san¡¯s Imperial Vi When I passed through the gate, it was a warehouse. There was armor, spears, swords and the like all decorating the walls. There¡¯s a shelf with a wooden box filled with swords and shields thrown away like junk. ¡ Even those swords in the box all look high quality with gems embed in them though. Rokuko and Haku-san, who¡¯d went through the gate before me, were waiting. Meat, who I¡¯d picked up, was holding on to my clothes. It looked like bringing her along worked. ¡°Just in case, I connected the gate to my hobby room¡ my warehouse. Unfortunately, I can¡¯t lend any of the things here nor DP this time.¡± So this is her hobby room¡ so that means the stuff in those boxes are like her collection or something? ¡ Are these all magic swords? Huh. So Haku-san¡¯s hobby is collecting magic swords. Are these all handmade? Setting aside borrowing one, I¡¯d definitely love to watch at least once. ¡°Ooh, I remember thisnce. This is the one that put up the Fire Wall when we had the dungeon battle isn¡¯t it, Haku Ane-sama!?¡± ¡°Ugu¡ª! ¡ Y-yes, it is.¡± Rokuko casually ripped open an old wound. Harsh. ¡°¡ I¡¯ve prepared a temporary room for you to stay, this way.¡± Lead by Haku-san, who was smiling bitterly, we walked to the vi. It was mostly white, just like a temple. I wonder if she¡¯s worshiped? ¡°Here it is, Rokuko-chan.¡± ¡°Oooh¡ so big!¡± It¡¯s just about the same size as the suite in our inn. Furnished with a canopy, there was a queen-size white bed. Must be nice¡ I want one. There¡¯s a see-through curtain going around it¡ is that called a veil? Are the pillows, mattress, and covers all made from down? It¡¯s all puffy and looks so soft. I want to dive into it. And then sleep. Other than the bed? Ah yeah, it all looks high spec. I don¡¯t know for sure, but I think the lighting¡¯s all taken care of by magic tools. Ah, there¡¯s the massage chair we sold her. But yeah, as expected of the room prepared by Haku-san, it¡¯s obvious at a nce that it¡¯s a high-end futon. Just looking at it makes me feel tired! ¡°Ah, Kehma-san and that ve¡¯s is over here.¡± Eh, I was ushered into a small dull room a short distance away. Whoosh. A tasteless four tatami mat room. It feels like a room you¡¯d use as a storeroom for luggage. There isn¡¯t even a single futon. There aren¡¯t any pillows either. It reminds me of the time I first came to this world. ¡°W-wait, Haku Ane-sama, this treatment is really¡¡± ¡°Oh? Kehma-san won¡¯t work if he sleeps though?¡± ¡°¡ No¡ªu-umm, d-did I say something like that?¡± Rokuko had a look on that looked like, ¡°Ah,e to think of it I did say something like that before huh~¡±. Huh. So this is your fault, Rokuko. Well, even without that I didn¡¯t expect to be treated the same as Rokuko in the slightest. ¡°Hey, e-even so, a futon would be¡¡± ¡°In that case isn¡¯t it alright if he returns to the dungeon every day?¡± Right, that¡¯s very Haku-san-like. She just wants me to go back so she can keep Rokuko here. That¡¯s alright though. I don¡¯t mind. Should I fake it a bit? ¡°¡ Well, it¡¯s a good enough room for just being lent to me, yep.¡± ¡°Ah, do you want toe to our room? The bed is big enough for three people to sleep in.¡± ¡°Oh, sorry, Rokuko-chan. That bed is for dungeon cores only.¡± ¡°Really!? Uu, there¡¯s no helping it then¡¡± Rokuko, you know that¡¯s a lie right? Dungeon cores only? Isn¡¯t that nothing but Haku-san just wanting to sleep with you?¡± ¡°Enough about rooms, where should I make the dungeon?¡± ¡°I am d that you¡¯re so motivated. Let¡¯s go to the conference room then. I¡¯ve prepared a map.¡± This time we headed to the conference room. It was another white room, but in its center, it had a three-dimensional map¡ of the entire empire. And the neighboring countries¡ As well as a matching map for the Demon King¡¯s territory. ¡°¡ What an borate map. It feels like it shows so much more than I¡¯ve ever seen.¡± ¡°Yes. This map is an important strategic intelligence resource. After all, it¡¯s formed from knowledge brought back from previous heroes, as well as harpies directly documenting from the skies.¡± Another world¡¯s knowledge is nothing to joke about, it¡¯s serious stuff. Thinking that, I took another look over the map. Tsuia Mountain and our dungeon in it is inside of the empire¡¯s territory. Calcting backwards using the size of the mountain¡ yup, it¡¯s huge. Just how many Hokkaido¡¯s would fit in it? [1] Moreover, there are dozens of other dungeon locations recorded on the map. There are a lot around the area by the capital, are they all Haku-san¡¯s dungeons? ¡°And so, how about making the dungeon here? There are many geographical features, so you could utilize various things¡ Moreover, it is nearby a monster vige.¡± Hmm? Using a monster vige is alright with the rules for this? I was wondering about it, but Haku-san smiled. Looks like it¡¯s alright. ¡°It looks like it¡¯d be better to actually check out the spots and narrow down the candidates.¡± ¡°Yes, for now, I rmend this mountain. With a mountain, you could use all of the techniques that you all have been using thus far, correct?¡± Looking at the spot that Haku-san pointed to as she said that, it was located a little ways away from the capital. A mountain not far off from the Demon King¡¯s territory¡ Ah, so a dungeon to keep that in check huh? I wonder if she¡¯s intending to use it as a lookout after this? Rather, I wonder what¡¯ll happen to the dungeons that get made for this. ¡°Ah, for the dungeons made for this Dungeon Battle, the winning junior will receive theirs, while the losers¡¯ will be given to their seniors. So don¡¯t worry about that and do your best, alright?¡± If we lose, she can use it as a lookout dungeon, so it¡¯s OK. If we win, we¡¯ll be the ones to use it as a lookout, so that¡¯s OK too. In other words, Haku-san profits either way. ¡°Heeey, Haku Ane-sama. You know what Kehma¡¯s thinking even without him saying anything?¡± ¡°Yes, I can tell from looking at his face. It is because I am used to negotiating with people.¡± ¡°I wonder if I can do that too if I work hard? I want to know what Keima things about.¡± ¡°¡ Rokuko-chan doesn¡¯t need a skill like that, though?¡± ¡°Hmm.¡± Rokuko thought. ¡°In other words, even without having the skill, being one body and soul with Keima¡ my thoughts are Keima¡¯s thoughts!?¡± [2] ¡°I haven¡¯t been able to read Rokuko-chan¡¯s thoughts in a certain meaning recently¡¡± ¡°Fufufu, that¡¯s because I¡¯m growing up!¡± Rokuko stuck her nose up with a triumphant look. Yep, some things never change. Haku-san nodded with a relieved look. ¡°So Kehma, isn¡¯t this area here alright? It¡¯s the ce that Haku Ane-sama rmended.¡± ¡°Well, hold on. There are other candidates. It¡¯ll influence what kind of dungeon we make.¡± Like that, narrowing down the number of candidates, we decided to inspect the spots in person starting tomorrow. ¡ It¡¯s troublesome, but there¡¯s no helping it. I don¡¯t want to lose. By the way, Meat and I returned to the dungeon after that and Rokuko decided to stay the night there. Footnotes: Hokkaido prefecture is 32,222 mi sq, 83454 km sq. So yeah, pretty big. Return Note that the word for ¡°thought¡± here can also mean concepts, ideas, expectations, etc. She¡¯s also saying ¡°What I believe, he believes¡± here¡ and probably the other way around. Probably. Chapter 160 Touring the Imperial Capital 1 On the second day since Haku-san¡¯s vi was connected with the gate, I decided to take a tour through the capital. The first candidate for being our dungeon is [Inside the Imperial Capital]. If I had to have a reason why, I¡¯d say there were a few, but the number one reason was that if it was still our dungeon after the Dungeon Battle, we¡¯d be able to go to the imperial capital immediately through [Deployment]. Eh? A reason why that¡¯s an advantage for Dungeon Battle? Maybe I could call some local adventurers over on the day of the Dungeon Battle to defend it. It¡¯s not something we couldn¡¯t do at another ce though. And now we¡¯ve went in a circle, but well, to be blunt, there¡¯s nothing else to do here. Ah, that¡¯s my official reason at least. The real reason is that I wanted to take a look around. Haku-san¡¯s base, the ma of adventurers, the imperial capital. Developed as the capital of arge country, there are a lot of people. Even the street I¡¯m going down right now is within the range of the dungeon, and there¡¯s so many people in sight¡ not only are there a ton of people here, all of them are the sources that produce Haku-san¡¯s DP. There aren¡¯t any disadvantages to it for simple sightseeing or like with the final evolution of our vige. My aspirations aren¡¯t this high though. ¡°There¡¯s so many people, Haku Ane-sama! This is the first time I¡¯ve seen so many humans.¡± ¡°Fufufu, this is a daily thing.¡± Incidentally, Haku-san is apanying us for the preliminary inspection. However, it would¡¯ve been a pretty big issue if she just walked around, so she¡¯s walking around in her DP-saving form¡ her loli mode. Rokuko wasn¡¯t the only one to have a variable age feature. She looks like the just-barely-older sister to the loli Rokuko. Something like a mature young girl. Since Haku-san (small) was like that and was still being called [Ane-sama], Rokuko was obviously in her small form as well. Ah, Meat¡¯s with us too. ¡ Let¡¯s name this formation the Loli Triangle. Well, it¡¯s not like I¡¯m actually going to name it though. ¡°¡ Ah, Kehma-san¡ªOnii-chan¡ should I call you that?¡± ¡°No, please continue as you always have.¡± ¡°Hmm. Well then, is there some ce you want to go? There are no ces in the capital that I don¡¯t know about.¡± Looking over her shoulders while leading the way, Haku-san spoke with an innocent-looking smile. The emphasis feels a bit differenting from the person who controls this capital both in name and in reality. ¡°Let¡¯s see, I¡¯d like to check out a few shops, as well as the adventurer guild¡ right, I¡¯d like to take a look at an underground arena too.¡± ¡°Oh? An underground arena¡ fufu, that is something for night. Well, shall I guide you to themercial district first?¡± * Haku-san lead us to themercial area. There were shops selling vegetables, fruit, clothes, as well as shops selling clothes and decorations. There were even butchers and fish dealers. Which reminds me, this ce is pretty close to the sea. It¡¯s even more prosperous than Sia. I didn¡¯t see any shops that sold weapons or armor. Maybe they¡¯re sold in another district? ¡°This is the main street of themercial district. There are some ornamental-type armor sold here, but arms are mostly sold on the adventurer street. This ce also sells convenient magic tools for things like illumination.¡± Looks like that¡¯s how it is. Haku-san immediately took hold of Rokuko and brought her into the clothes shop. It looks like a shop mainly for high spec stuff, like for royal purveyance, and also appears to know about her incognito loli mode. Maybe it¡¯d better if I said it¡¯s a shop for when she wants to drop in incognito? ¡ She¡¯s definitely shopping. I¡¯ll follow them in for now. ¡°There are a lot of designs, like ones brought by heroes as onesing from clothing-type items from the dungeon. Like this bunny outfit, or this white angel outfit.¡± ¡°Aren¡¯t those just a bunny suit and a nurse outfit¡? Those past heroes¡¡± There was also a policewoman outfit, a maid outfit, and a school swimsuit. It looks like they somehow made them with this world¡¯s materials, but they¡¯re reproduced very nicely. There are even male-use outfits here too, I can feel a deep sense ofmitment in them¡ One of the past heroes was probably a cosyer. ¡°The price¡ yep, ten gold. As expected, clothes are expensive¡¡± ¡°This is an ultra high ss shop after all. Now, Rokuko-chan, shall we change?¡± ¡°Y-yes!¡± She said that, but one of the things in Haku-san¡¯s hands was the bunny suit from before. There was even a bikini armor. Are you sure about that, Rokuko? ¡°Meat¡ªerr, Kuro, is there anything you want?¡± ¡°Ummm¡ I-I want to look at the clothes over there.¡± Saying that, Meat pointed at the undergarment corner. ¡ This is such a high difficulty level. Rokuko was changed into various different outfits, but she ended up in a safe dress. By the way, it was cheaper to buy things with DP and they¡¯d even have a good quality, so I didn¡¯t buy anything, but Haku-san bought a lot. On her tab. She¡¯d even expressly had the castle pick up the tab, so it looks like gives this shop preferential treatment. That is, people nearby would know that the shop deals with the castle. So there¡¯s something like that huh, troublesome. ¡°It¡¯s the obligation of those who stand at the top to disperse money into the economy. Ah, I¡¯ll give this to Rokuko-chan as a present after the Dungeon Battle finishes.¡± ¡°Yes! Thank you so much, Haku Ane-sama!¡± The clothing they bought was great, but is temporary clothing alright? ¡°How about we go to the magic tool shop next?¡± * There were various tools ced here and there in the magic tool shop. There were magic tools that emitted fire, that gave water, as well as those that shed light. They look like they¡¯re pretty popr and sell well. I¡¯m told they¡¯re also sold in the adventurer street¡¯s shops. There¡¯s an instrument magic took that looks like a keyboard harmonica as well as a magic tool meant for cooking that peels of potato skins. I don¡¯t see why it needs to be a magic tool, but there¡¯s a fountain pen magic tool¡ huh? It automatically refills its ink? So it doesn¡¯t run out of ink huh? Heeeh, that¡¯s amazing. In particr, I was surprised that magic tools like ones that could manufacture paper were being sold to the general public. ¡°This [Papermaker-kun] is a magic tool that a previous hero invented. When you put fine bits of wood into it and turn it on, it turns it into paper. This [Permanent Fountain Pen-kun] is bought by a lot of merchants together with it.¡± It looks like [XX-kun] is the series naming convention for magic tools made by heroes. Taking a closer look, there are a lot of magic tools with [XX-kun] names. ¡°I do think that something that makes paper is an important tool, but is it alright to just sell it?¡± ¡°There¡¯s no helping it as it was the inventor¡¯s wishes. It can only be repaired in the imperial capital if it is broken though.¡± By the way, I¡¯m told that it¡¯s only able to make a single sheet of A3-sized paper every few hours, with the purchases being recorded in a name register for maintenance and after-sales services. While I was taking a look at those sorts of production-type magic tools, Rokuko came over holding a pan in her hand. ¡°Kehma, isn¡¯t this [No Wood Pan] amazing? It gets hot automatically!¡± ¡°Like a hot te? Can you adjust the temperature?¡± ¡°It doesn¡¯t look like you can.¡± ¡°Oh, [Heating Pan-kun] can adjust its temperature and doesn¡¯t need wood either. Low, medium, and hot¡ it¡¯s a popr item for both adventurers and cooks.¡± The one that couldn¡¯t adjust its temperature was five silver coins, while the one that could was five gold. For just being able to change the temperature to give this much difference¡ ¡°Right. The same with [Papermaker-kun], they can only be made by the [Hero Studio]¡ Besides, the cheap ones are fragile.¡± So they¡¯re like brand name goods huh. And if they¡¯re too cheap they might even ignite inside your satchel¡ basically, by making inferior goods from a no-name brand, they make it seem like the better choice to pay for the brand¡¯s name by raising its rtive value. It¡¯s something you could appeal to sue shops with in Japan, but it looks like all of the goods other than the brand name ones in this city are non-warranty junk items that you have to be responsible for yourself. They¡¯re doing quite well. Ah. Were they made by Haku-san? Chapter 161 Touring the Imperial Capital 2 I ended up buying a [Permanent Fountain Pen] from the magic tools shop and put it in my [Storage]. Let¡¯s have Nerune look into whether or not we can make something simr when I get back to the dungeon. I looked at various shops after that while wandering around. ¡°Next is¡ hmm, shall we go to the Adventurer Guild? Themission rush should have settled down by now.¡± With Haku-san guiding us once again, we went from themercial area to the adventurer street. There was a huge stone building with a veryrge signboard¡ªthe Adventurer Guild¡¯s headquarters. It had storehouses and disassembly ces next to it. Comparing it to the Adventurer Guild in Sia¡ it¡¯d be likeparing an estate to a hut, to say nothing of the doghouse branch office at our dungeon. When we grandly walked in through the entrance, I saw that the office with cafe addition was styled and furnished with refinement. There are some adventurers that have been drinking since the morning spoiling the cafe portion¡¯s view though. ¡°Oh, such cute children¡ haven¡¯t seen them before. And a sleepy looking Nii-chan huh?¡± ¡°Hoh, aren¡¯t they gonna be some beautiester on?¡± Adventurers that were nearby walked over to us. Thinking they might be picking a fight, I got ready¡ Um, Haku-san, why are you hiding behind me and grinning? Rokuko, what¡¯s with that [I don¡¯t care!]-like expression? Meat, please put your knife away. Alright, keeping your hands on the handle is OK. ¡°Hey, boy. This is the Adventurer Guild.¡± A noticeably rough leader-like man spoke. ¡ I have the golem assist, but I don¡¯t think I¡¯d win. What to do¡? While I was troubled over what to do, he put his hand on my shoulder with a p. ¡°Rx. As their senior, you gotta protect those Ojou-chans. Here, I¡¯ll give you some candy. There¡¯s some for all of you.¡± ¡°I-it¡¯s here¡ª! Tokoi aniki¡¯s candy¡ª! The tasty honey candy that¡¯s a hit in the mercenary group!¡± ¡°The killer technique for aniki who loves children even though they¡¯re afraid of him, the candy! As expected of aniki, who donates most of his own earnings to orphanages~!¡± ¡°He¡¯s even gotten used to kids being on guard ¡¯cause of his scary face scaring~! We¡¯ve seen kids cry from him approaching them with a smile at least a hundred times now yeah~!?¡± ¡°Oi, Kalbi, Harami, Rose, shaddup.¡± Somehow or another, this guy is an extremely nice person. I epted the bag with four candies in it that he held out. ¡°Umm.¡± ¡°¡ My bad, did I scare you? Ah, I-I¡¯m no one suspicious! I¡¯m a B-Rank adventurer, my name¡¯s pretty well known too. You can ask the guild¡¯s staff if you want.¡± ¡°Ah, yeah¡ then, just to be safe.¡± When I asked a staff member to make sure, it looked like all of the things that the three others said were true. Even though the B-Rank adventurer¡¯s face is scary, he loves children and is the leader of a mercenary group. My nervousness went away. ¡°You¡ didn¡¯t even hesitate asking the staff¡ no, it¡¯s alright. It¡¯s our first time meeting, so making sure was the right way to go. Fufu, it¡¯s alright, it¡¯s all good¡ you were just being a good guardian to protect the children, right? Hahaha. If you get in any trouble just ask.¡± With a voice that sounded like he was about to cry, the rough man and his group left. ¡°¡ Just who was that?¡± ¡°A famous adventurer of a certain kind that has be this guild¡¯s specialty. One of the [Useful] pawns this time. That you could meet him was fortunate¡ Ah, in the event you use him, please do the negotiations yourself.¡± When I asked Haku-san, that¡¯s how she responded. ¡ I see. So Haku-san also thought of the [Call adventurers in to fight on the day of the event] strategy huh. Well, a mercenary group would act for money, too. Setting aside whether or not I use them, let¡¯s remember that. ¡°Now then¡ how about I introduce you to the Guild Head here? Follow me.¡± ¡°Wait, the Guild Head¡ isn¡¯t that Haku-san?¡± ¡°I am the Grand Master. I usually leave everything to my subordinates.¡± Saying that, she headed behind the counter. Not even being stopped by the staff, she went to the Guild Head¡¯s office. Haku-san knocked lightly on the door and waited. However, there was no response even after waiting a while, so Haku-san calmly opened the office¡¯s door. ¡°Supyaa¡ supii¡ nyaa fufufu¡¡± Inside the Guild Head¡¯s room, there was a pink-cateared girl sleeping on the desk. ¡ The soft sunlight and warm interior of this office would be great to sleep in. I want to sleep too. Wait, surely she¡¯s not the Guild Head? Haku-san abruptly took out a wooden mallet and swung it downward at the sleeping cateared girl¡¯s head. Godun. With a dull sounding from the painful-looking collision, the girl jumped up. ¡ Hitting someone when they¡¯re sleeping so peacefully? How savage. ¡°Pikya!? W-what¡ªa-an enemy!? Ah, Haku-sama!¡± ¡°Good morning, Misha. How is work?¡± ¡°Ah! There are no problems whatsoever! There was a quarrel but it was no problem!¡± Even though she was giving a proper salute, there were traces of saliva near her mouth and there was a puddle of it on the desk. ¡°Rokuko-chan, Kehma-san. As this is the first time you¡¯ll have met her, I will introduce her. This Misha, a werecat. She is one of my party members and is also a dungeon monster.¡± ¡°I¡¯m Misha! I pass as a cat beastkin in the guild but I¡¯m a werecat!¡± ¡°What a lively cat! I¡¯m Rokuko!¡± ¡°Kehma. Pleased to meet you?¡± She looked like a cute girl with cat ears and a tail. How exactly are cat beastkin and werecats different? ¡°I¡¯m taking a human form right now. My arms would be covered with hair all the way down to my elbows if I turned back you know? I¡¯m super soft and fluffy.¡± Ah, so she can do that. Soft and fluffy, huh. Even so, there should be a magic stone somewhere on her body since she¡¯s a demon, shouldn¡¯t there? ¡°Even though she looks like this, Misha is still an active A-Rank adventurer, so even just keeping her here is effective. She even has fighting strength¡ I can¡¯t entrust many other duties to her though.¡± So those were the circumstances¡ right person right ce really is important. ¡°Hey! Look here, I¡¯m useful! No matter what, I was able to solve that [Easy] question that Haku-sama had so much trouble with on my first try!¡± ¡°¡¡± ¡°Ow!? Haku-sama, don¡¯t pinch meeeee!¡± Ah, that riddle from the first Dungeon Battle huh. ¡°The answer of this problem is [Easy],¡± in other words, a problem that a smart person would get stuck on¡ so this girl solved it huh. It was a problem meant to be easily solvable so long as you didn¡¯t think about it¡ yep, I¡¯m convinced. ¡°¡ As you fell asleep on the job, I¡¯ll punish youter.¡± ¡°Hiii!? I-I¡¯m sorryyy!¡± Chapter 162 Touring the Imperial Capital 3 Leaving the Adventurer Guild, we ate lunch at a fancy restaurant. I couldn¡¯t taste the meal that well from the mental strain, but it was probably more delicious than our inn¡¯s food. I definitely want to bring Kinue-san here and have her steal the vor. However, I was tired after the meal so I took a nap in a park. The sightseeing can wait tillter¡ Well, Rokuko and Haku-san both left to buy evening party dresses, so I¡¯m just sleeping during the meanwhile. Why didn¡¯t they buy it at the clothing shop from earlier? It¡¯s a different kind of store. That one was a clothes shop for daily-type outfits, different from the tailor-made evening party dresses. It¡¯s like the difference between buying casual wear and a suit. Rather, that bunny suit is casual? ¡ Well, it seems that I slept for around five hours, but Haku-san and Rokuko returned about the same time I woke up. It was evening. ¡°Un, I knew that Kehma would be sleeping.¡± ¡°Eh, he was seriously sleeping? The entire time? Surely he was thinking about what to do.¡± ¡°No, Haku Ane-sama¡ Kehma is a man that sleeps when he sleeps!!¡± [1] By the way, Meat stood guard the whole time I was sleeping on the bench. I said to do whatever, but are you sure you wanted to do that? I probably should¡¯ve given her a silver coin for pocket money to use how she wanted along with that though. * And then it was night. Finally time for the underground colosseum. People would enjoy watching monsters and diators fight in the arena. There were various rules and regtions, but the most popr was, as expected, the [Anything Goes Deathmatch]. Once we¡¯d temporarily returned to the vi, we rode on a carriage towards the underground arena. Taking the chance, Haku-san had returned to her usual adult form. However, she wore a white mask that hid her eyes. It was a in one-colored mask, but there were three blue jewels under the left eye that looked like shooting stars. How tasteful. ¡°¡ Why are you in your original form?¡± ¡°Oh, do you not want to watch from the special seating? It¡¯s more convenient there. Here, Rokuko-chan¡¯s mask. Kehma doesn¡¯t need anything.¡± ¡°Wooow, thank you!¡± Hold up, an appearance that hides your social position? And you didn¡¯t even talk about Meat at all. Well, neither Meat nor I have one to hide though. ¡°¡ Just in case, wouldn¡¯t it be weird if Meat and I didn¡¯t have them?¡± ¡°Oh well. Alright, here.¡± Rokuko¡¯s had two gems, but mine and Meat¡¯s didn¡¯t even have a single one. It feels like it was definitely intentional, like something that shows off your status even while going incognito. ¡°You¡¯ll be mypany for now, so please try to not do anything embarrassing, alright?¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯ll be careful.¡± ¡°By the way, if you don¡¯t wear a mask, it means that you¡¯ll be a diator. I wanted to see how well Kehma-san could fight but, but oh well.¡± ¡°¡ Hahaha. So a mask without jewels means servant?¡± ¡°Fufufu.¡± So it meant that after all? Dangerous. The carriage went into a tunnel, continuing underground. Just when I thought that, the field of view suddenly opened up a bit and I saw a splendid colosseum. While I was thinking about stuff like underground construction and how the technology to build it would be amazing, I realized that a dungeon could make it all in one go. I¡¯m also building it in a dungeon. When we entered the colosseum being guided forward together with Haku-san, there were seats reserved for nobles with a great view. The chairs were only for Haku-san and Rokuko, but well, this is good enough. The arena grounds was entirely a dirt field. It looks like the current fight going on is between monsters, a huge boar named [Big Boar] that walks on four jumbo legs and a bipedal human-type cow called a [Minotaur]. They¡¯re fighting showily. The minotaur stopped the big boar¡¯s rush by grabbing onto its fangs. It was a masterpiece when, even while it was leaving grooves in the ground by the force of the charge, it threw the beast sideways using its muscr strength. [Now, which will be the loser to show up as tomorrow dinner~!?] Thementary said something good. I¡¯m not Ichika, but I¡¯m getting hungry from it. Ah,e to think of it, I haven¡¯t eaten dinner huh. ¡°Isn¡¯t it quite strong?¡± ¡°Yeah, Haku Ane-sama. How to say it¡ the sound, I mean, the impact was amazing.¡± Bangs resounded each time the two monsters collided, causing the air to tremble. ¡°Bumooooooh!¡± Eventually, the minotaur, which had managed to tip over the big boar, took a mounted position over it and bashed it on its soft underside, letting out a roar. ¡°By the way, the losers really do be ingredients for the restaurant. That¡¯s why thisbination is rtively popr. Incidentally, they are also cheap in DP.¡± ¡°Ah, so it was a monster summoned by DP after all.¡± ¡°Yes. Dolche¡ even if I say that, you wouldn¡¯t know her. Same as Misha, she is my party member. I leave this stadium to her. She¡¯s passing off as a top-ss tamer.¡± Being able to summon a monster that follows your everymand from the start would indeed make her look like a top-ss tamer. [Now that everyone¡¯s riled up, our next contender is¡ªeh, one sec. Are you sure? Eh, seriously? The OK came from above? ¡ Er, oh, sorry about that everyone. Ahem¡ªWell then, I¡¯ll now introduce our next contender!] It looks like the presenter was having a bit of trouble there, is there something off about the next one? My question was solved immediately. [Jumping into today¡¯s fights, from the Adventurer Guild, Guild Head Mishaaaa! We¡¯ll finally see the strength of the cat beastkin that heads the Adventurer Guild¡¯s headquarters! She looks like a young girl at first sight, but her intellect as well as the true age of this drowsy woman is unknown! However, her strength is guaranteed as an elite grappler! The destructive force of an A-Rank adventurer isn¡¯t for nothing, her fist can even smash through adamantite! ¡ Rather, she is an A-Rank adventurer, but can the Guild Head reallye to a ce like this!?] ¡°Shaddup! Aah mou, Haku-sama said I had toe here¡ well, she¡¯ll look over my dozing if I defeat my enemy here, so I¡¯m going! Fufufu, it¡¯ll be an easy win even if I just fight normally though~¡± Ooh, Misha-san huh? When I took a look at Haku-san, she was smiling. This is her punishment? [And now for the monster that will be her enemy¡ªthis arena¡¯s star monster, the big tentacle slime! It has a transparent slimy body with tentacles, it¡¯s immune to physical attacks so it¡¯s pleasant in various ways! A grappler dares to challenge an opponent that negates physical attacks, this is exactly what a challenger should be!] ¡ Yup, this is definitely a punishment. Undting, the slime¡¯s body looks around twice Misha¡¯s size. The slime lurked along into the arena like a sea anemone, its tentacles billowing as it was being introduced. ¡°Eh, no way, I didn¡¯t hear anything about this! Wa¡ªwait! Hyaaah¡ª!?¡± The scream of an A-Rank adventurer echoed through the colosseum. Furthermore, Haku-san put her hands over Rokuko¡¯s eyes from behind. ¡°Huh? Haku Ane-sama? I can¡¯t see.¡± ¡°Please wait a moment, Rokuko-chan. I¡¯m in the middle of punishing an undisciplined subordinate right now.¡± Misha had to endure something a bit awful in the arena. For now, I closed Meat¡¯s eyes as well. Ah, it was amazing how her body got knocked down by the tentacles on the first move. Like ying with a child. Footnotes: Note that the word for ¡®sleep¡¯ also means y down¡¯. This is a pun where Rokuko is also saying ¡®sleeps when heys down¡¯. I felt this way was more amusing, so I kept it like this. Chapter 163 Touring the Imperial Capital 4 We¡¯re a bit away the imperial capital at the sea today. At a sandy beach. It¡¯s still too cold to wear a swimsuit, but I want toe and swim in the summer. By the way, Haku-san isn¡¯t with us today. ¡°As expected, work piles when you take three days off to y around¡¡± ¡°Nooo, Chloe can deal with this much. I¡¯m busy entertaining Rokuko-chan.¡± ¡°That isn¡¯t possible.¡± ¡°Ah, w-wait. Kuh, I-I¡¯ll work today. However, I¡¯ll finish up three days¡¯ work in this one day! And I¡¯ll take tomorrow off again!¡± Like that, Chloe dragged her off. It looks like you have to do a lot of stuff once you turn into the leader of an empire¡ Rather, Haku-san actually has that much work? Isn¡¯t she supposed to be a retired person, living her life free of worry? ¡ Ah, is it that a person of power who doesn¡¯t even need to worry about session issues from aging and longevity can¡¯t be idle? Being efficient¡¯s a problem too. I swear that I¡¯ll just leave it to proactive people and sleep. ¡°¡ The sea~~~~~~!¡± ¡°Woah Kehma, what¡¯s wrong? You just shouted out of nowhere.¡± I wanted to give shouting at the sea a shot. White sand with not even a speck of garbage, a transparent blue sea, and bright, refreshing sunlight. It¡¯d be the best if there were a beach house or something to take a nap in though. Napping with a seaside breeze¡ well, it¡¯s not summer so it¡¯s alright. There¡¯s a ce made to be a sightseeing spot meant for nobles closer to the capital from what I here, but there aren¡¯t any buildings there either¡ Haku-san¡¯s nning on taking Rokuko to a spot being converted into a tourist attractionter on. Well, the ce we came to today is this beach with nothing on it. We got here with Dolche-san¡¯s¡ªa member of Haku-san¡¯s party¡ª[Teleport]. It seems as though all of Haku-sans¡¯s party members other than Misha can use [Teleport]. Right, other than Misha, who after being slimified by that big tentacle slime yesterday and who somehow defeated it in the end with a physical attack, thinking, ¡°Can¡¯t I just d my fist with magical power?¡±, it seems they could all use it. Dolche-san, who wore a white robe that looked like a certain RPG¡¯s white mage, was exhausted and wasying t in the shade of a big rock. She was in human form and she didn¡¯y have any particr problem with the sun, but as expected, with her origin being a wraith, she didn¡¯t seem to be that good with bright ces. ¡°Ueh, the sun can just die¡ I¡¯m melting¡¡± ¡°Umm, excuse me, there are a lot of sea roaches.¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯m fine. I like insects and spiders. Fufufu, scutter scutter¡¡± [1] ¡ Let¡¯s leave Dolche-san alone. Maybe there¡¯s some shade nearby that I can sleep in too? I brought a parasol and beach chair just in case though. ¡°Wait, we came here for the preview where to build the dungeon, not to sleep!¡± ¡°¡ Right¡ Aah~, doesn¡¯t that cliff over there look like it has an awesome vibe to it? Like a criminal would get chased on to it.¡± ¡°The heck? Please do the inspection properly.¡± After thinking about it, even if we inspect the area, we¡¯re going to be making the dungeon underground, so it doesn¡¯t feel like it¡¯ll change much depending on where it¡¯s built. I could use as much salt water as I want here, maybe I could make some salt? ¡ Salt, yep. Come to think of it, I wonder what Rin¡¯s up to around now? ¡°This is the first time I¡¯vee here, but this ce is smelly isn¡¯t it?¡± ¡°That¡¯d be the smell of the salt water. The smell is a bit weaker than the ocean I remember, but I don¡¯t really dislike it.¡± ¡°Smells fishy¡ Hey, Kehma. Could we use the sea¡¯s monsters?¡± Sea monsters huh¡ maybe. Something like a kraken or sharks? I opened the DP catalog from the menu. ¡ Hohoh, there¡¯s even a shark with two heads. I wonder if there¡¯s stuff like ghost sharks or flying sharks? For right now, the ones that stand out are the giant squid, giant octopus, and giant nautilus. There are ones pretty close to humans like sahagins and mermaids, as well as plenty of sea creatures like jellyfish and sea cucumbers. [2] ¡ Dagon? Feels like I shouldn¡¯t look to closely at the catalog. It doesn¡¯t really matter this time though. It costs more than 100,000,000 DP. [3] And then I noticed something. Various sea-type things were cheap in the DP department¡ In exchange for that, mountain-type things like [Heat Source] or a wyvern, which were both unconnected to the sea, were more expensive. Even something like the iron golem, which was 500 DP each at Tsuia Mountain, had quadrupled in price up to 2,000 DP here. ¡°¡ Could it be that DP changes depending on the location?¡± ¡°Heeeh, let me see¡ Un? Goblins didn¡¯t change, they¡¯re still 20 DP.¡± Why was the first thing you checked goblins? As expected of Rokuko. ¡ Ah, ghost-types are cheaper? I guess they would appear more often at sea. I would¡¯ve thought that they would in mountains as well though. ¡°I see, so there¡¯s a difference in DP depending on the situation, matching the characteristics of the area¡ It seems the dungeon core and master increase or decrease the various costs as well.¡± ¡°No no Kehma, what¡¯re you saying¡ it would¡¯ve been impossible to get another world¡¯s rice if it weren¡¯t Kehma.¡± Oh yeah. So it was my characteristics that made it so I could buy Japanese goods with DP then? Maybe golems as well since they¡¯re human-type? Haku-san was also using humanoid bipedal monsters that used both hands. ¡ In that case, it¡¯d be better to learn about our opponent. Looks like we could take advantage of it for some countermeasures. ¡°Hey, Rokuko. What is our opponent this time like?¡± ¡°Nn? Umm, the first one is Team Dragon¡¯s three cores, a snake, a frog, and a slug.¡± What a three-way deadlock. Reptile, amphibian, and¡ what was a slug? A shellfish? Seems like those guys would get creepy-slimy monsters on the cheap. [3] ¡°Well, the Demon Lord Team¡¯s was in human form, but¡ umm, Core No. 666 is¡. what was she? Sorry. I don¡¯t know!¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯ll try asking Haku-san tomorrow.¡± For now I took out the beach chair and parasol I¡¯d put in my [Storage] for just this sort of asion. Stabbing the parasol¡¯s pole into the sand, Iid down on the beach chair under the shade. The sound of the waves made for a really pleasant background sound. Looks like I¡¯ll get some good rest here. ¡°¡ Meat, doesn¡¯t it look like it¡¯d be really fun to make a castle where the sand meets the sea?¡± ¡°Yes, I¡¯ll join you.¡± By the way, when I woke up in the evening, it might¡¯ve been washed away by the tides or maybe they just didn¡¯t make it, but there was no sand castle. Footnotes: She uses a sound effect in her speech here that can also mean [damp/humid] and [gloomy/depressing]. Return Sahagins are a monster from Final Fantasy, as well as from D&D Forgotten Realms, though they are known as Sahuagins there. Return A lovecraftian monster. Dagon is a deity who presides over the Deep Ones, an amphibious humanoid race. Also known as Father Dagon, he is a Great Old One and the consort of Mother Hydra. Return The ¡®three-way deadlock¡¯ (raw version) is a reference to The Tale of the Gant Jiraiya¨Cthe story that influenced a major portion of the Naruto anime. There was a reference I¡¯d missed in the Dungeon Core Assembly chapters. Chapter 164 Touring the Imperial Capital 5 Today is the mountain. And we¡¯re being guided by Amelia-san, amia. Unfortunately, Haku-san is still stuck working today and couldn¡¯t make it. Aaah, it¡¯s so nice being carefree. ¡°May I ask for your cooperation, Rokuko-sama?¡± ¡°Err, what should I do?¡± ¡°Please say [My Onee-sama that can do her work is so amazing].¡± ¡°Got it!¡± Like that, Haku-san was able to work energetically for the rest of the day. Let¡¯s enjoy this foray into the forest under the guise of it being an investigation. To be exact, by taking a nap. ¡°¡ Haku-sama is usually a very amazing person you know? Umm, when you all influence her, she, umm. She feels rxed? Maybe I should say that she¡¯s able to feel less restrained¡?¡± ¡°Ah, yeah. Yeah. I guess.¡± ¡°Sorry¡¡± Yep. It¡¯s not your fault, Amelia-san. Now then, let¡¯s start over. Today, we went to a mountain that bordered the Demon King¡¯s territory. The forest was thick, the sound of many leaves being rustled by the wind was pleasing to the ears. I immediately opened the DP catalog. ¡ Hmm, they¡¯re almost the same costs. Looks like Haku-san didn¡¯t rmend it for nothing. I¡¯d be able to make a dungeon that¡¯s practically the same feeling as our current one here. I could even make one that¡¯s exactly the same as [Cave of Desires]. I¡¯d have to show off my hand, though. ¡ Even if Haku-san isn¡¯t here, she¡¯ll be monitoring us if the dungeon¡¯s within her territory through Menu-san¡¯s power. I can¡¯t do anything careless. ¡°¡ I wanted to ask Haku-san about Core No. 666, but she isn¡¯t here. Oh well.¡± ¡°Hey, Kehma? What¡¯s that for? Are you going to catch a boar or something?¡± ¡°Nah, this is called a hammock. It¡¯s bedding!¡± By the way, other than the that I¡¯ll be using to sleep on, I also got a cloth to act as a wall. It¡¯ll be morefortable to sleep like that. ¡°Heeh, that looks interesting.¡± Amelia-san chimed in. By the way, she canceled her humanization aftering to the mountain, so her lower half is like a snake¡¯s. As expected of amia. It¡¯s seven meters long. ¡°Whenever I go to sleep outside, I sleep coiled around a tree.¡± ¡°Hoh, a sleeping technique unique tomias huh. Sounds great, what¡¯s it like?¡± ¡°Yeah, I coil around a big tree andy my upper half on a thick branch. So, how¡¯s this hammock thing used?¡± ¡°I¡¯ll show you.¡± It¡¯d be faster to show her than trying to exin, so I looked for a suitable tree. Luckily, there¡¯s a lot of trees here. I asked Meat to attach hooks to some trees at appropriate intervals and set the hammock up there. After making sure that it wouldn¡¯t give in with some weight put on it first, I went and lied down in the hammock. It kinda feels like being an orange wrapped in a. ¡°Like this. It¡¯s prettyfortable.¡± ¡°Hmm, hmm¡ Is there a longer one? Around seven meters.¡± ¡°Not on me, unfortunately. It¡¯s pretty easy to make though, the structure is simple.¡± ¡°I see, I see. Looks like a bedding that lets you sleep while stretching out your legs.¡± What legs? Your lower half is a snake¡¯s. ¡ ¡ Eh, why¡¯s it suddenly feel so erotic? The heck. Rokuko came over and poked me through the hammock. Then shook me. ¡°Hey Kehma. Couldn¡¯t you do stuff like that over at our dungeon?¡± ¡°That¡¯s that, this is this.¡± ¡°Hmph. I want to see all sorts of stuff since this is such a special asion!¡± Come to think of it, Rokuko doesn¡¯t usually get out much huh. She¡¯s pretty much always in the dungeon¡ she¡¯s practically a hikikomori. Her personality¡¯s a pretty active one though. I can¡¯t figure out if she¡¯s the indoors type or outdoors type. ¡°Why not go check things out then? Amelia-san will be with you, it¡¯s not like you¡¯d be in any danger.¡± ¡°Are you sure? Kehma would be defenseless though! Wouldn¡¯t you be attacked by animals?¡± Ah, that¡¯s a problem. I forgot that a bear or something might show up. ¡°Protecting Goshujin-sama, I volunteer.¡± ¡°Aah, ve-chan ve-chan. If I had to say, this area is rather dangerous, so it really would be rather dangerous if I¡¯m not with you. There¡¯s even a High Orc vige¡ ah, they won¡¯t attack so long as I¡¯m here though. I¡¯m pretty strong.¡± A High Orc is an advanced species of Orc, they¡¯re pretty strong. They¡¯re weaker than dragons, but are definitely stronger than me. A vige would be as strong as two or three orders of knights. By the way, that vige is one of the ones under Haku¡¯s control, so I guess they¡¯re part of her reserve forces for her war against the Demon King¡¯s army¡ There¡¯s also the possibility that Amelia-san telling them to not attack us and negotiate was included in the [Assignment from the upper core], so I¡¯d like to avoid that for now. Haku-san did also say that I should negotiate with mercenaries myself. ¡°¡ Hmm, well, it¡¯s not just monsters and animals, the normal insects are irritating and it¡¯s not as good of an environment to sleep in as the sea¡ oh well. Mountain nts or whatever, I¡¯ll go with you.¡± ¡°Yay! Let¡¯s go, Kehma!¡± I decided to go along with Rokuko, who was in the lead with a giant grin on her face¡ It¡¯s not like I went along because Rokuko was giving off an aura that shouted that she wanted to go for a walk or anything. The hammock just didn¡¯t feel right. I¡¯m not sleepy at all. ¡°Kehma, can I eat this mushroom!? It¡¯s so blue!!¡± ¡°Hey, don¡¯t just go and touch it. There was some crazy mushrooms that can harm you just from touching them in the world. Rather, isn¡¯t that one obviously poisonous? Throw it away.¡± ¡°Ah, that one is edible.¡± ¡°Seriously!?¡± ¡°Ah, sorry. I mean it is formias. It¡¯s poisonous for normal people.¡± ¡°¡ I wonder if a Dungeon Core can?¡± ¡°Haku-sama said that it is better to not eat them.¡± ¡°Amelia-sama, this one?¡± ¡°Ah, ve-chan, that one is a delicious one that can be eaten by humans as well. Let¡¯s stew it upter.¡± With that sort of mood, we strolled along with Rokuko asionally picking up poisonous nts and Meat finding wild nts that could be eaten. Thanks to Rokuko, I¡¯m now pretty good at finding the poisonous flora around here. Hahaha, wonder if I could use that for something? Making a dungeon here might just be pretty useful. Chapter 165 Touring the Imperial Capital 6 We¡¯re at a prairie today. It¡¯s a t area sizable enough to be used for military maneuvers. Haku-san¡¯s here today. Misha¡¯s with us as well for some reason. Misha carried arge parasol so that Haku-san and Rokuko could be in the shade. Isn¡¯t that Chloe-san¡¯s job? ¡°Chloe can process documentation, Misha cannot. That is why.¡± So that was it? Haku smiled andughed while walking hand-in-hand with Rokuko¡ This is a pic, isn¡¯t it. ¡°However, this area is used for maneuvers, so it would be a little troubling for the dungeon to be made here. If it were somewhat closer to the border, however¡¡± ¡°That ce is obviously used as a battlefield though?¡± ¡°Oh? Wouldn¡¯t that be great for DP ie? Besides, undead would be quite inexpensive, right?¡± It¡¯s the always-smiling expression from a while ago. Looks like she¡¯s d to be able to settle her business and go out together with Rokuko. By the way, when I checked out the DP catalog in this prairie, buffaloes, boars, and other quadrupedal animals were cheap. Even rabbits, too. ¡°Well then, shall we have you a simted fight against Misha today, Kehma-san?¡± With a smile, Haku-san pped her hands together¡ what¡¯s she saying now? ¡°Having Misha, an active A-Rank adventurer, to practice with; aren¡¯t you happy enough to weep?¡± ¡°Nope, I¡¯m the dungeon master. I have to stay in the back.¡± ¡°I¡¯d be troubled if you didn¡¯t at least have enough skill be a B-Rank adventurer.¡± ¡°What about Rokuko?¡± ¡°Rokuko-chan is okay. Isn¡¯t her cuteness S-Rank? Besides, jeopardizing the dungeon core is ridiculous.¡± Her attitude difference between me and Rokuko is too much¡ maybe I should be used to it already? Even though Rokuko is a B-Rank adventurer too¡ ¡°Let¡¯s take a break to watch Misha and Meat have a mock battle?¡± Rokuko came up with apromise. I took a quick peek at Meat¡ she was overflowing with enthusiasm. ¡°Haah, then please practice with Meat. Don¡¯t be too hard on her.¡± ¡°Please, Misha-sama.¡± ¡°Umu! Leave it to me!¡± Misha struck her chest. It shook. ¡°Well then¡ Oh budding seeds. Sprout and stretch¡ª[Grow Wood].¡± When Haku-san cast a spell, a tree grew up. Misha put away the parasol into [Storage] and took out a cloth, cing it in the tree¡¯s shade. ¡ She grew a tree to use instead of a parasol? Really? ¡°Rokuko-chan, let¡¯s watch from here.¡± ¡°Alright, Ane-sama.¡± I also went into the tree¡¯s shade. I wasn¡¯t allowed to sit on the cloth, but I didn¡¯t particrlyin about it. Holding her golem knife, Meat faced off against Misha. Meanwhile, Misha was barehanded. As we were shown just a few days ago, she was a grappler. It¡¯s a mock battle, but weapons are serious. After Haku-san proposed that both sides use what they normally would, Misha gave the OK to it as well. ¡°So¡ªstart whenever, okay?¡± ¡°Yes.¡± Misha stood casually, not taking a stance. Just then, Meat suddenly shed down. However, the side of the knife was abruptly pushed aside by Misha¡¯s hand, evading it without even a single step. ¡°Hmph, that¡¯s a good de. Your skills aren¡¯t too shabby either. You¡¯ll get better. Now, please,e at me. I won¡¯t even move a step, alright?¡± ¡°¡ Hah!¡± ¡°Ah.¡± Gakin! The sound of metal shing against metal rang out. The source was Misha¡¯s foot meeting Meat¡¯s golem knife. When I took a better look, Misha¡¯s body was covered with an aura that protected her against the knife. ¡°Fufufu, to aim for my feet right after I said that I wouldn¡¯t take a step¡ your owner¡¯s teaching is good.¡± ¡°You stopped¡ it?¡± Meat backed up, taking a distance from her. A smile spread out across Misha¡¯s face. Looks like she didn¡¯t intend on attacking. ¡°What was that?¡± ¡°[Hard Qigong]. It makes things incredibly tough¡ Misha, if you take even a single step, you lose, alright?¡± ¡°Eeeh!? W-wait a sec please, Haku-sama! Really, that¡¯s¡ªat least let me use kicks!¡± ¡°Alright, Meat. Go ahead and use whatever skills you want. I will reward you if you win~¡± ¡°Understood! Oh me, be a ball and hit my enemy¡ª[Fireball].¡± ¡°Uwaaah, wa¡ª!? Fireball at my feet!? H-hoooot!!¡± After that, Meat mercilessly continued with magic skills and long ranged attacks, each being intercepted through Misha¡¯s [Distant Guard]. She guarded against the relentless strikes at her feet with [Hard Qigong]. She also counterattacked Meat who had drawn closer. And then¡ª ¡°Hoi!¡± ¡°Ugu! ¡ Ukyuu¡¡± Struck a counter, Meat was thrown to the ground from a blow to the gut. She was held against the ground with hands on her back. She wasn¡¯t able to move, let alone get up. That¡¯s match set, huh. ¡°Phew, see, Haku-sama? I won!¡± ¡°Well done, Misha. You won against a child.¡± ¡°Eeeeeh~~¡¡± Standing up, Meat walked over to me. ¡°My apologies, I lost¡¡± ¡°What? You did well against Misha, she¡¯s an A-Rank.¡± We¡¯re originally D-Ranks, so that result should be reasonable. I stroked Meat¡¯s head. Meat closed her eyes infort and wagged her tail. ¡°Now, next up is Kehma-san, correct? If you can cause Misha to take even one step, if will be Kehma-san¡¯s win¡ If you win, I¡¯ll give you information on Core No. 666.¡± Haku-san smiled pleasantly. Did she hear something from Amelia-san? ¡ Will she seriously not give me the information if I lose? If I lose the Dungeon Battle, she¡¯d be able to legitimately take Rokuko, wouldn¡¯t she? ¡°¡ Can¡¯t be helped, is it fine if I get the first shot?¡± ¡°Well, that much should be fine. Is it alright, Misha?¡± ¡°Honestly, that dog eared one is stronger, so it should be fine. Ah, let me change my stance before we start.¡± Saying that, Misha spread her legs apart at shoulder-width, dropping her center of gravity. Improving her stability huh. Just when I thought that¡ªBang! Bang!¡ªshe stamped against the ground with each foot like a sumo wrestler¡ She¡¯s serious here, huh? ¡ªCome at me. Misha looked at me as though to say that. ¡ I¡¯m going to wipe off that confident look of yours. ¡°Kehma, decide it in one shot!¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama, do your best.¡± ¡°Yeah.¡± Getting Rokuko and Meat¡¯s encouragement, I stood before Misha. I then ced a small magic stone at Misha¡¯s feet and recited a spell incantation. ¡°Mass of earth, change your form, abide me and be my servant¡ª[Create Golem].¡± ¡°Uwah!? A golem, under me!?¡± Misha fell over. It¡¯s my win. Chapter 166 Touring the Imperial Capital 7 Idiot, a Dungeon Master wouldn¡¯t fight you head on. It doesn¡¯t matter how well you prepare your stance if the foundation under you overturns. ¡°Yep, my win.¡± ¡°Crafty, as expected of Kehma. No one beats you when ites to unfair victories!¡± Rokuko smiled. Was that meant to be apliment? It probably was. Stuff like cowardice and cunning are justpliments to Dungeon Masters. ¡°¡ Oh my, oh my. It looks like you were defeated, Misha?¡± ¡°No, uhh¡ª! I was just tricked right!?¡± ¡°Taking even a single step would count as a loss. Did you not take more than a single step? You would be a splendid loser by stopping there though? To start with, it was worse for you to not be vignt of earth magic after hearing the rules. Fufu, with this, do you see just how absurd resourceful generals can be, Misha?¡± ¡°Uwaaahn¡¡± Misha started sobbing, but Haku-san¡¯s judgement wasn¡¯t budged. ¡°So then, now to talk about Core 666, is it? What do you want to hear? I¡¯ll teach you anything that I can answer.¡± ¡°First thing¡¯s first then, what kind of Dungeon Core is Core 666?¡± When I asked that, Haku-san closed her eyes a bit and hummed as though trying to recall. ¡°Mm, I only vaguely remember what she is since she uses humanization. First off is the Demon King Faction, they are material-type or demon-type.¡± ¡°Material-type? What¡¯s that?¡± ¡°I have a Living Armor as well, it¡¯s like that. Other than that, there are things like Mimics¡ªimitation treasure chests¡ªas well.¡± So they were something like that huh. Maybe I should assume something like that will appear in the Dungeon Battle? ¡°Yeah, and this is something that Rokuko-chan knows as well, but¡ she has a zing magic sword and red hair. Also, the victory condition this time is [The Destruction of the Dummy Core]. It was No. 666 that had destruction be the condition rather than touching.¡± ¡°Oh yeah, that¡¯s right huh! She definitely wants do crush and smash it somehow.¡± ¡°Oi Rokuko, there¡¯s some important info there.¡± ¡°Eh, her wanting to crush it?¡± ¡°No, her going with the destruction method.¡± Since she suggested it, there¡¯s got to be some hidden intention there. On the other hand, I could also suspect that she wants me to think that¡ but even so there¡¯s some meaning to it. At the very least, I can¡¯t win by having rats suicide attack the dummy core. Rats don¡¯t actually have much offensive power. ¡°Mm, I can¡¯t say anything more about 666. It is a breach of etiquette to discuss the true form of a core that uses humanization in the first ce.¡± That said, Haku-san ended our talk. It¡¯d be great if she taught me more about their etiquette, but at least she told me the essentials for this. ¡°Rather, Kehma-san, that was a splendid [Create Golem].¡± ¡°Yeah, [Create Golem] is my specialty.¡± I wound up showing one of my hands, but I¡¯d originally nned to show that one. I can add golems without using DP, so that would be exposed immediately. In truth, even though this skill is a little rare, it¡¯s not like there aren¡¯t any adventurers that know it. You can get it through DP, so Haku-san, a Dungeon Core, would obviously know about the skill. ¡°You can augment your monster forces without needing to use much DP if you have a create or summon-type skill¡ fufu, I haven¡¯t done it recently, but I used to use that method a lot in the past.¡± Right? There¡¯s no way that Haku-san wouldn¡¯t have used such a great cost-to-performance method. The summon-type one is a magic skill that is able to summon monsters that exist somewhere on this world. It¡¯s not as convenient for dungeons as it continues to consume magical power while being used, but it¡¯s not a problem if you pinpoint summon something as a boss when needed. Also, the amount of magical power needed changes depending on the strength of the monster you summon. ¡°Please let me know if you have any other rmended creation or summon-type skills for me.¡± ¡°Oh my, they are in the DP catalog though? I rmend all of them.¡± ¡ Maybe it¡¯d be fine to use up all of this time¡¯s 500,000 DP on those. Even if the dungeon gets taken away, it¡¯s not like I¡¯d be losing anything after using the scrolls on myself. ¡°By the way, [Summon Golem] is upwardlypatible with [Create Golem]. If you are skilled, you could even summon stone and iron golems.¡± ¡°That¡¯s a good thing to know.¡± I might even be able to summon a mithril or orichalcum golem. It might also be a good idea to use one as a boss monster for the dungeon if I can. When I thought about something like that, Meat was asking to be able to practice with Misha.¡± ¡°Misha-sama, I, want to get stronger¡ Please.¡± ¡°Sure~. Beastkin and Werebeasts are like rtives after all. Let¡¯s get along, Kuroinu-chan.¡± Misha held out her hand. Meat nodded and shook hands with her. Then, Misha continued by striking Meat in the head just like that. Meat was blown back about three meters. ¡°Hyaaha~! There¡¯s no need for first-ss practice for a lowly doggy! I¡¯m a battle junkie that won¡¯t even go easy on children! Losing your focus in a field is inexcusable~!¡± ¡°Guh¡ I let my guard down¡¡± ¡°You can still stand? I¡¯ll go juuust soft enough so you won¡¯t get seriously hurt, so be don¡¯t go and get too bashed up now. Excellent adventurers are the Adventurer Guild¡¯s treasures after all. I¡¯m beat it into your soul that kitties are better than doggies!¡± ¡°I look forward¡ to that¡!¡± So there¡¯s a discord between cats and dogs in this world too huh. Misha was practicing with the high-spirited Meat as though she were trying to bully her. When she was too injured to continue, Haku-san would heal her with [Healing], allowing for Meat to be battered yet again. This continued on until evening. Meat wasn¡¯t able tond even a single blow on Misha the whole time. ¡°¡ Phew, your reactions are pretty great¡ for a doggy. I¡¯ll be looking forward to your growth.¡± ¡°Yes¡ thank you¡¡± Meat spoke whileying stretched out on the group. Good work. Seriously, good work. Tonight¡¯s dinner will be an all-you-can-eat of Meat¡¯s favorite, hamburgers. Meanwhile, Rokuko was sleeping with her head on Haku-san¡¯sp. Must be nice~. Well, that¡¯s something that¡¯ll be exclusive to Rokuko. ¡°¡ Ah, it¡¯s over?¡± ¡°Oh? You woke up. They just finished, Rokuko-chan.¡± ¡°¡ Ah, s-sorry, Haku Ane-sama, drool¡ª! I¡¯ll [Clean¡ª¡± ¡°Fufu, I don¡¯t mind.¡± By the way, I heard that Misha is able to keep fighting for seven days straight without rest. Being able to fight without sleeping for a whole week, she¡¯s inhuman¡ Ah, she¡¯s a Werecat. ¡ I¡¯m tired just from watching it all. Let¡¯s sleep with Meat as a hug pillow when we get back. Chapter 167 Extra: A Souvenir and Technological Innovation ¡°¡ Ooooooh! This is wonderful~!¡± When I handed Nerune the [Permanent Fountain Pen-kun] that I got from touring the capital, she was already incredibly excited. ¡°Gugugu, I want to take it apart¡ but there¡¯s a protection on it that would erase the magic formation when it¡¯s disassembled¡!¡± ¡°There is?¡± ¡°Said so in the manual~! As expected of [Hero Studio] huh~¡± Wonder if it¡¯s the cheat skill of a god¡¯s vanguard/hero? ¡°Hmmm, making something the same as it would be impossible then huh.¡± ¡°It looks like it replenishes ink when you fill it with magical power~. Liquid, and ck¡ is it earth magic~?¡± By the way, there¡¯s a transparent te on the side of the fountain pen, so we¡¯re able to see the remaining amount of ink. While on the subject, the color of the ink ites with isn¡¯t just ck, but a colorful red, blue, and green too. I just bought the basic ck one this time. ¡°Is the ink made with water?¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t it something else~?¡± ¡°Eh, I don¡¯t know. Maybe they¡¯re using oil or something?¡± Just to say, normally, ink is made from magic tools like [Hero Studio]¡¯s [Ink Maker-kun]. How is that normal¡ ¡°¡ In other words, [Hero Studio] does nothing but focus on getting monopolies, huh.¡± ¡°Looks like it~. Or maybe it¡¯s just that no one could even imitate them~¡± For them to continue the workshop for a few hundred years, it¡¯s like they made [Magic Tools That Make Magic Tools] or something. Or maybe the person is still alive? ¡ Let¡¯s not think too hard about it. By the way, I didn¡¯t buy the [Fueless Pot] or [Hotpot-kun], but I told her that there was stuff like that too. ¡°The [Stove] that master talked about a while ago is more convenient~. You could even use it with normal pots and pans, switching in and out is simple too~. It¡¯d be a single iron te as a magic tool, so it wouldn¡¯t take up space either~¡± ¡°¡ It does sound convenient with you talking about it like that.¡± ¡°Ah, right. Gar-kun, bring me the 16th fire prototype¡ Ahh, thanks~¡± Nerune¡¯s assistant gargoyle silently brought her a box, handing it to her. When Nerune took the box from it and patted its head, the gargoyle seemed satisfied as it returned to its spot in the corner of the room. The thing that was in the box was an unfired y te with a magic formation engraved into it. ¡°This is the prototype stove~. I made it out of y since it¡¯s a prototype, but since I used the dial¡¯s magic formation from when we made the kotatsu, the strength can be regted too~¡± ¡°As expected of Nerune, making something like that.¡± ¡°¡ It¡¯s thanks to master~. It would crack if it got put into a bag since it¡¯s made from y, but master could easily mass produce them with steel tes right~?¡± It¡¯s not like I couldn¡¯t, but it sounds like a pain. Seriously. Moreover, like this, the whole stove gets hot when it¡¯s used. In that case, let¡¯s make a single raw y te and not care about being able to carry it around. That should be fine for a prototype. ¡°Right, could I make a wooden base that the y te can be put in? I want the handle to be strong, so let¡¯s use an iron rod for it. Let¡¯s see¡ even if I put a hole into it here, it won¡¯t affect the magic formation right?¡± I took care of the y te. Cutting out a nk area with [Create Golem], I made a hole for the handle. After that, I made a wooden board that¡¯ll fit on top of it. It¡¯ll bepleted by putting the iron rod in. Yep, a slim stove. Gives off some good vibes. [1] ¡°¡ If it¡¯s like that, you don¡¯t have to worry about it cracking if I cover it with a lid huh~. That way it¡¯ll still be made with y, so I can make it without having to trouble Goshujin-sama~¡± ¡°Oh, that¡¯s good. As expected of Nerune. Well then, please take it from here.¡± Oh, so she¡¯s going to make a lid for it as well huh. Really, our researcher is excellent. I handed the raw y te with a magic formation on it back to Nerune. I¡¯ll show it off to Gozoh when it¡¯s done. ¡°I¡¯m not that good, it¡¯s all thanks to Goshujin-sama~¡± ¡°Don¡¯t be so humble, Nerune. I¡¯ll be expecting a lot from you!¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯m not humble though~? I have no ideas~. Hafuu.¡± Nerune sighed. ¡°Making magic formations with y with endless magic stones¡ it¡¯s at the level that Kantra-shishou would get stunned and faint you know~?¡± ¡°Oh. Come to think of it, I¡¯d like to add a timer to the oven. Could you link a timer golem to it? I¡¯d like it to be something like a dial that you turn to the time you want, twisting back to the off position over time.¡± ¡°See!? A technological innovation just like that! Uwaaaaaahn.¡± Nerune lightly wailed her hands against me. Hahaha, this girl. It¡¯ll start hurting after a bit, so please don¡¯t do it too long. * Later on, it looks like my [Take it from here] was understood as [Mass produce them with this], so ten slim stoves werepleted. So mass producing them became feasible huh¡ just one would¡¯ve been enough though. I decided to put a tabletop toaster oven (made with phoenix eggshells) in Nerune¡¯sboratory as a bonus. I made it after figuring out I could mix together the phoenix eggshells with the stove with [Create Golem]. With this, she¡¯ll be able to have as much toast or whatever as she wants. Wonder if she¡¯ll like it? ¡°¡ Kantra-shishou would die in agony~. Well, it¡¯ll be easy to fire the y in theboratory now, so things will be easier now~¡± ¡°Ah, that so?¡± ¡°Yeah~, thank you so much~¡ And something like a desk oven huh~, that¡¯s something else new~¡± ¡ Well, above all, looks like she¡¯s happy. Let¡¯s give Kinue-san one of the leftover stoves and put the rest in the dungeon¡¯s treasure chests. They¡¯ll be the jackpot. Footnotes: As you can see from this line, what Keima made is supposedly a slim stove (Keima Version). However, if you know about Japanese slim stoves, you¡¯ll also realize that the prior lines don¡¯t truly match up. Unfortunately, this is because I simply wasn¡¯t able to understand Keima¡¯s exnation. I tried to retool the lines in such a way that might still make sense in hopes that the average reader will be able to understand. Please, if any reader out there knows Japanese well enough to help me out here, it would be greatly appreciated. I tried contacting a few other trantors, but had no luck in figuring out the lines. The raw for this chapter can be found here. Super apologies for having to resort to knowingly misrepresenting the author¡ =( Chapter 168 Dungeon Battle Strategy Meeting I think it¡¯s about time to get started on making the dungeon. I was able to see various things around the capital with the feeling of a tourist. Now I just have to decide on a ce and hollow out a dungeon. Because of that, I decided to have a meeting to determine the dungeon¡¯s location. Rokuko fell a sleep a few seconds into the meeting since she was tired from ying though. Her sleeping face looks happy, what a free girl. Haku-san was pardoning her and wrapped a nket around her. I think she¡¯s spoiling her a bit much though. Isn¡¯t this a discussion about Rokuko¡¯s dungeon? ¡°So, Kehma-san. Where are you wanting the dungeon to be?¡± ¡°I¡¯m thinking of making it here.¡± I pointed to a ce on the map. ¡ The sea. ¡°¡ ¡ Kehma-san, are you jesting?¡± Her smile disappeared, reced with blood thirst. Oh crap. ¡°No, I¡¯m serious, really! I¡¯m not kidding around!¡± ¡°Please exin then. Us high-ranking cores have received the rights and obligation to hear exnations regarding strategy as [Advising our juniors] from Otou-sama.¡± ¡°Y-yea! I will begin exining my strategy for this battle!¡± I could feel Haku-san leaking anger and expectations as she started speaking more politely to me. It was probably intentional, but still, it¡¯s super scary. There¡¯s a gimmick I¡¯ve been thinking about for the Dungeon Battle. It¡¯s an undersea dungeon. Assuming that I made a dungeon at the bottom of the sea, it¡¯ll be a sea, so naturally, it¡¯d be impossible to breathe. Impossible to capture? It¡¯s just a dungeon that anyone can enter. It just has a bit of water everywhere. Like when we captured [me Cavern] with the water flea strategy¡ it¡¯ll be kind of like that, but as it¡¯d obviously be hard to actively search around with water fleas, I¡¯ll just substitute them out for some small fish. I¡¯ll summon a massive amount of sardines, unleashing a tsunami in our enemy¡¯s dungeon. This is a hand that can only be used with the sea. This wouldn¡¯t be enough to expose my hand. I explored Haku-san¡¯s dungeons using rats inrge numbers, so she already knows about it too. It¡¯d be awesome if I could use sharks to destroy the enemy¡¯s dungeon core. ¡ Well, it might be ineffective against the inanimate-type Core 666, but it should at least be effective against that three-way deadlock trio. If I do that, it should be alright for me to just focus on countermeasures for Core 666. [1] ¡°With that, I will narrow down the opponents I need to focus on in the Dungeon Battle to be solely Core 666.¡± ¡°I see. That is a suitable reason, at least¡ well, Kehma-san, what do you intend to make for the undersea dungeon? Working underwater, let alone so deep¡ will 500,000 suffice?¡± I thought that the 500,000 would be enough, maybe not? ¡°¡ Besides, there is the minimum condition of having [Aisles] and [Rooms] that humans can survive in, so they cannot be made in water. Even if they were possible to make, I think that it would turn into something like a bubble dome. Moreover, it would require an inefficient amount of DP to maintain the walls.¡± So there was something like that? Rather, from how she¡¯s talking it sounds like something like that exists. ¡ A bubble dome huh. Sounds like The Pce of the Dragon King. [2] ¡°You could, perhaps, keep the dungeon walls shaped properly while they are copsing and being repaired at high speeds. They wouldn¡¯t appear too shoddy that way. Even so, I cannot approve of making a dungeon on the ocean floor.¡± ¡°I¡¯m convinced. Let¡¯s choose a different spot. As expected of my experienced senior, she has an experienced opinion¡ Ah. Exchanging information like this is probably what this [Father] guy intended huh. Well, it would¡¯ve been great if there weren¡¯t a drawback to it though. ¡°I¡¯ll pick here then.¡± I pointed to the beach this time. ¡°Hoh, there? Do you have a reason?¡± ¡°It¡¯s simple. If I can¡¯t make it in water, can¡¯t I just sink it into water after I make it?¡± I know that I can fill it with water after I¡¯ve made it¡ I¡¯ve even done it. When I said that, Haku-san made a face that looked like she just got a headache. ¡°Just where did you get that idea¡¡± ¡°Is it no good?¡± ¡°No, it¡¯s possible. It really is. However, to sink a dungeon you made yourself, it¡¯s practically unheard of¡. rather, wouldn¡¯t it be impossible to live in?¡± Hmm? Why¡¯s she talking about now? ¡°Why are you talking about living? Aren¡¯t dungeons ces to kill your enemies? Even more so as this dungeon is just for the sake of a Dungeon Battle. Even then, I have [Cave of Desires] for a home.¡± ¡°¡ Ah, that¡¯s right, you do have that. Kehma-san is a human, so you haven¡¯t thought about something like living in the dungeon, have you? ¡ This would be something like Rokuko-chan¡¯s holiday house if you win, you know? Wouldn¡¯t you dislike it if your holiday house were submerged under water?¡± Haku-chan took a quick nce at Rokuko. Still though, Rokuko hasn¡¯t even said anything since the meeting started. She¡¯s just been sleeping while sitting on that chair. However, she hasn¡¯t given a dissenting opinion to her holiday house being submerged, so should I take that as an OK? ¡°Haku-san. There¡¯s a saying in a famous story from my hometown.¡± ¡°A saying from another world? What is it?¡± I coughed to clear my throat. ¡°Victory is all that matters in the end!!¡± [3] The joke shouldn¡¯t be able to pass on to people from another world, but the nuance should be able to. And so, the sleeping Rokuko woke up with a jolt. ¡°Fueh!? W-wha, I-I definitely wasn¡¯t sleeping!¡± Hey. You¡¯re still drooling and you¡¯re trying to say that? ¡°Well¡ in short, the most important thing is winning, respecting honor and courtesyes after that. Win any way possible.¡± ¡ The saying exins Kehma-san¡¯s thinking quite well, doesn¡¯t it? Certainly, there is no such thing cowardice in a Dungeon Battle.¡± ¡°Eh, what? What¡¯s going on? Kehma, tell me!¡± ¡°I just exined it. You were sleeping though.¡± And so I once again exined to Rokuko about my ns to submerge the dungeon. ¡°Oh, that¡¯s alright.¡± ¡°Alright? Rokuko-chan, your holiday house would be underwater. Are you really sure?¡± ¡°Eh? Don¡¯t we just need to drain it after the Dungeon Battle? Right, Kehma?¡± Oh, Rokuko gave a sound argument. That way, she could use it as both. Was she thinking about it while she was asleep? Who does that remind me of¡? ¡°Well, Kehma can do what he wants. I¡¯ll just fix it up after.¡± ¡°Yep, I¡¯ll leave it to you, partner.¡± ¡°Leave it to me, partner. Fufufun.¡± She started saying some pretty reliable stuff at some point. By the way, you wouldn¡¯t be able to fix anything up if we lose. It¡¯ll just get confiscated. In a sense, she¡¯s just believing in my ability to win¡ right? ¡°¡ I seem to somehow lost my ability to think flexibly, apparently¡ haaah¡¡± ¡°It¡¯s just because I¡¯ve been with Kehma the whole time! It¡¯s experience, experience.¡± ¡°Should I be pleased by Rokuko-chan¡¯s growth or should I bementing over her being tainted by Kehma-san¡¯s way of thinking¡¡± Haku-san was seriously suffering over something that could only be a good thing. After that, we hammered out the underwater dungeon n with things like the dungeon monster selection, working on it all while getting Haku-san¡¯s council. She pointed out a lot of small things I wouldn¡¯t have noticed on certain ways to cope against enemies, as expected of Haku-san. My admiration for her was renewed. Looks like I¡¯ll be able to win without needing to use my trump card, the special golems. ¡°Our opponents have Core 5 and Core 6 with them.¡± I was thinking about that, but Haku-san gave me a warning. Right, just like our team, theirs had veterans as well. I can¡¯t rx. After that bountiful meeting, I decided to start constructing the dungeon tomorrow. Eh, Rokuko? You fell asleep again. Well, whatever. You¡¯ll fix it all up after I do what I like¡ better be ready! Footnotes: I¡¯ll put the footnote from chapter 163, when I first exined ¡®three-way deadlock¡¯ here: The ¡®three-way deadlock¡¯ is a reference to The Tale of the Gant Jiraiya¡ªthe story that influenced a major portion of the Naruto anime. There was a reference I¡¯d missed in the Dungeon Core Assembly chapters. Return Underwater pce surrounded by an air dome. Return Reference to Jojo¡¯s Bizarre Adventure. I decided against going with directly using their trantion as it felt rather¡ Engrish. Here¡¯s the page in question: V12 Ch105 Chapter 169 Making the Dungeon First off, I excavated the dungeon. I had our golems dig out holes with shovels and pickaxes to save on even a small bit of DP. I¡¯m in the dummy core¡¯s temporary Master Room. For this Dungeon Battle, [Father] provided special dummy cores that allowed for a ce for the seniors and juniors to rx in. (I don¡¯t get how it¡¯s different from the non-temporary Master Room, but Rokuko and Haku-san said, [It just has that feeling], so yeah.) Well, I shut myself up in here and started issuingmands to the golems to dig holes. At any rate, I dug holes. Nothing but dig holes with a bang. ¡°How stingy.¡± ¡°I don¡¯t mind if it¡¯s stingy. It¡¯s not as though we don¡¯t have the time.¡± Haku-san said that as I was making the dungeon. We gradually collected the excavated earth, spreading the area bit by bit. asionally tossing magic stones onto the ground, I increased the number of workers through [Create Golem]. ¡°What will you be doing with this soil?¡± ¡°I¡¯ll be using it to make wallster on and reuse it. I could even use it by turning it into golems, as you see here.¡± ¡°Hmm. Well, using what you are able to is fundamental¡ However, you were using this way to economize? Using [Create Golem] to make use of the materials after you have dug it up is quite useful.¡± ¡°Yeah, well.¡± It¡¯s a bit difficult exposing my saving techniques, but this much should be fine. It¡¯s just standard economizing, so exposing it to Haku-san shouldn¡¯t help her any. It¡¯s like talking to someone that manages the national budget about how to save on some loose change. Well, it¡¯s fine as long as my magic altering cheat that I mostly use on [Create Golem] isn¡¯t exposed. ¡°Haku-san probably doesn¡¯t need to worry about stuff like that now, you have an abundance of DP even if you don¡¯t economize.¡± ¡°Right¡ It is useful for using with rules that limit DP like this time and the one I had with Kehma-san before, but I rarely do Dungeon Battles like this. They are usually unrestricted.¡± Well for me, two of the three rounds including this time have had DP restricted rules. ¡°Fufun, Kehma¡¯s strong point is being stingy with DP!¡± ¡°Don¡¯t say it so pointedly.¡± ¡°It is a fact that I cannot help but recognize how skilled you are at it though.¡± ¡°Yeah, Kehma is a coward that¡¯ll even win against Haku Ane-sama if he has the same DP!¡± ¡°Hey, are you trying to praise me or beat me down here?¡± ¡°Eh? I¡¯m praising you! Coward.¡± ¡ That¡¯s apliment? Dungeon Core culture is amazing. Ah, incidentally, Haku-san finally started using the technique of being with Rokuko outside while working on her paperwork. So now she¡¯s filling out documents and letters while sitting next to Rokuko, who was supervising the golems¡¯ work. ¡°¡ Chloe-san. Is it alright for Haku-san to be taking those official documents outside like this?¡± ¡°It isn¡¯t alright exactly, but something of this degree is no problem so long as Haku-sama is able to work infort. If something happens, Haku-sama will just have to ept the responsibility for it.¡± Ah, that so? The person in charge said they¡¯d be taking responsibility if anything happened, so she took them out and disregarded anything good or bad about doing so huh. ¡°Kehma, don¡¯t you have to work as the vige chief?¡± ¡°Huh? I left everything to all of my subordinates. Well, I¡¯ll show up if there¡¯s any problem to take care of, but it¡¯s going well right now.¡± Honestly, it¡¯s probably going so well because I¡¯m not there. ¡°Enviable. Right, Kehma-san, help me out a bit with these documents. My ie and expenses aren¡¯t matching, can you see where?¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t it just a noble or something lining their pockets on the side? Rather, please don¡¯t show me the empire¡¯s confidential documents. Are you trying to get me killed?¡± ¡°Oh? Doesn¡¯t Kehma-san already know the empire¡¯s most well kept secret of me being a Dungeon Core? What are you saying sote into the game.¡± Come to think of it¡ she¡¯s right!? ¡°Eh, then Haku Ane-sama¡¯s been aiming at Kehma¡¯s life the whole time!? That¡¯s a no no Ane-sama! Kehma is my partner!¡± ¡°My my. It¡¯s alright, I¡¯m not aiming for his life at least.¡± ¡°Ah, good. That¡¯s alright then.¡± At least¡ eh, doesn¡¯t that mean you¡¯re intending to do something to the point that I won¡¯t die? I handed back the documents she gave me so that I wouldn¡¯t see inside. Let¡¯s just concentrate on making the dungeon for now¡ I say that, but it¡¯s just the golems digging holes and expanding the area bit by bit as we decided before, so I¡¯m free for a while. I¡¯ve made plenty of hole digging golems. This is a dungeon so they can get mana from it and won¡¯t stop moving either. ¡ Ah,e to think of it, Rokuko knows [Create Golem] too huh. When did that happen again¡? Couldn¡¯t I just leavepleting the dungeon to Rokuko and have some leisure time? Rather, her [Create Golem] should look more natural than mine. ¡°Rokuko, can I head out for a bit?¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright with me, but what are you going to do? Sleep?¡± ¡°I¡¯m going to think about what kind of traps to use.¡± I¡¯d love to say that I¡¯m going to go sleep like usual, but I can¡¯t leave Rokuko to work while I go sleep since Haku-san¡¯s here. Grah, doesn¡¯t it feel like I¡¯ve been awake too much recently!? Well, putting that aside, I¡¯ll think about what kind of traps we¡¯ll use. ¡ We¡¯ll be putting them underwater, so I want some electricity. Maybe some poison sprayers? But what should I do against inanimate-type opponents¡ Maybe I should go along with what Haku-san rmended and crush them with heavy stuff. Aah, I could use various things as much as normally do if I used [Create Golem], but do I have to make each one of these with DP? ¡°Maybe I should put some skewers near a falling boulder?¡± By the way, the main troops I¡¯m nning on using are [Sardine School], [Shark], and [Merman]. The mermen should be able to fight onnd even if we fail to flood the opponent¡¯s dungeon with water. As expected of Haku-san¡¯s choice¡ Right, maybe we could use some octopuses too. Octopuses are the ninjas of the sea. They can camouge in a ¡®smokescreen¡¯ and are excellent at invading areas to scout. I have to think about the traps we set up as much as possible so that it doesn¡¯t affect us. ¡°Excuse me, Kehma-sama? What is this dagon thing? I have never seen it in the DP Catalog¡¡± [1] When I was looking through the catalog, Chloe walked over and took a peek. I wasn¡¯t particrly trying to hide it though¡ ah, she smells good. Come to think of it, she¡¯s always in male clothing despite being a subus huh. But¡ huh. So it¡¯s not in Haku-san¡¯s DP Catalog? ¡°¡ Ah, this is a creature of myth from another world. If you could, please avoid saying it¡¯s name. Do not look at the catalog either. It¡¯ll chip away at your SAN value.¡± [2] ¡°To lose one¡¯s sanity just by looking¡? Frightening.¡± ¡°Yeah. It¡¯s not something to get involved with.¡± I quietly hid the dagon from showing up. If it¡¯s not in Haku-san¡¯s catalog, it might be that that¡¯s part of me being someone from another world. It¡¯s also a monster, so I guess it¡¯s that kind of thing. Maybe I should pay some more attention to the monsters I¡¯m using? For now, let¡¯s just go with the safe monsters that Haku-san rmended. Yep. Footnotes: Mentioned in Chapter 163, here¡¯s the footnote once again: A lovecraftian monster. Dagon is a deity who presides over the Deep Ones, an amphibious humanoid race. Also known as Father Dagon, he is a Great Old One and the consort of Mother Hydra. Return Reference to lovecraftian tabletop games and their derivations. SAN = Sanity. Reach 0 and you go insane. Chapter 170 Rokuko¡¯s Five Back-to-Back 10,000 DP Gacha The second day of making the dungeon. I decided to have Rokuko spin the gacha. Depending on what pops out, I might change the dungeon¡¯s structure quite a bit. ¡°I¡¯ll go straight for the 10,000 DP gacha then!¡± ¡°Yeah. Go for it.¡± I¡¯m thinking about having her go and use 200,000 of the 500,000 DP on spinning. First will be five 10,000 DP spins and a hundred fifty 1,000 DP spins after. ¡°Come to think of it, Kehma-san was summoned through the 1,000 DP gacha, wasn¡¯t he?¡± ¡°Yeah, he was.¡± ¡°Then perhaps ten Kehma-sans will pop out from this gacha?¡± Haku-san smiled as she spoke. I already had her do this back when we got the phoenix egg though. ¡°Gacha is very inefficient. You won¡¯t know what wille out, so summoning from the catalog that is exact¡ is what the overwhelming majority of cores do. In truth, there are very little sesses thate out. It is almost always better to purchase things directly with DP.¡± ¡°Oh? I heard that Haku-san had summoned a dragon from the gacha though?¡± ¡°Yes, it¡¯s something I verified when I had an excess amount of DP. I spun the 1,000 DP gacha ten thousand times before a single infant white dragon appeared. All of the others were failures.¡± You used 10,000,000 DP in one go¡? That¡¯s a 0.01% chance! Nn? Wait a sec. For Rokuko¡¯s luck to only give results better than the amount put in, what in the world¡ no, let¡¯s not think about it. ¡°I trust Rokuko¡¯s luck!¡± ¡°I was trusted¡! Here I goooo¡! Hah!¡± Vwoom. Arge magic formation, around ten meters in diameter, appeared. I wonder if it¡¯ll be the same as the time she used the 1,000 DP gacha and god the phoenix egg (Feni)? It pressed against the outside of the room that time. ¡°¡ I suddenly feel like she got a sess.¡± ¡°See?¡± Come to think of it, when I spun the gacha, all that appeared was a super small magic formation. Just then, the magic formation rotated and began to shrink down to around two meters in diameter¡ª ¡ªand transparent tentacles gushed out, we can see it all now. TENTACLE SLIME-SAN APPEARED! ¡°Uwaah, what¡¯s this guy¡ eh, didn¡¯t we see him a bit ago? He was about twice as big though.¡± ¡°For a tentacle slime to appear¡ its affinity for the dungeon is great, too. Ah, what you had seen before was a big tentacle slime, Rokuko-chan. It was the evolved form of this one.¡± ¡°Hmm, so it was a small win then?¡± It was worth an equivalent of 80,000 DP. I wasn¡¯t expecting such a big return so quickly, so I found myself smiling. As expected of Rokuko. Alright now, let¡¯s have her spin another 10,000 DP gacha. ¡°Oh? It¡¯s small!¡± ¡°This one is a fail. Well, this is the usual result.¡± Somehow, the magic formation that appeared was only a meter wide. What happened, Rokuko!? An octopus appeared out of the formation. It has eight deformed legs and a round head. It has a headband on it for some reason. It¡¯s like some kind of anime character. ¡ This is an octopus, right? It¡¯s not a dragon, right¡? ¡°This is a toon octopus. They are popr as friendly pets due to how cute they look, but they are weak as monsters.¡± ¡°Mumu, really?¡± They are 500 DP in the catalog, but it looks like they¡¯re sometimes sold for a few silver? ¡ Maybe I should sell it through one of Haku-san¡¯s connections? ¡°Ah, but they are able to use a smokescreen underwater. They are able to cause total darkness with an unsustainable smokescreen thatsts for several seconds. Moreover, they won¡¯t die from some fatal attacks and are even able to take quite a beating. Even if they suffer a major injury, they tend to healpletely within around a week¡¯s time.¡± The heck, is that some sort of gagpensation? Is it really a toon? The octopus is defective in that it has no attack¡ it¡¯ll get along well with Rei. And now it was time to spin the next 10,000 DP gacha. Rokuko¡¯s legendary luck triggered again as anotherrge magic formation appeared. ¡°Another sess¡ Rokuko-chan, you really are lucky, aren¡¯t you?¡± ¡°Fufu Haku Ane-sama, of course! Nooow, what¡¯lle out?¡± This time, the magic formation shrank to around one meter. Then, with a bang, a barrel appeared. ¡ A barrel¡? The heck¡¯s this? ¡°¡ That isn¡¯t a monster. It is an item.¡± Come to think of it, we got that [Cooking] skill scroll before huh. ¡°An item? What kind?¡± ¡°It is alcohol. This is an extremely aged vintage wine¡ It is too much for you, I¡¯ll keep charge of it for now.¡± Haku-san cheerfully put away the barrel into her [Storage]. Umm, excuse me¡ that came from my DP too though? ¡ Well, it¡¯s all good. The fourth time. A particrly huge magic formation appeared. Another sess huh? Woah, isn¡¯t this one almost fifteen meters wide? ¡°Oh, this one¡¯s pretty amazing.¡± ¡°¡ A jackpot? This is the first time I¡¯ve seen one.¡± After Haku-san said that, once the magic formation shrank down to being super small, an orb about the size of a palm flew out. ¡°¡ This is some sort of skill orb. They are like scrolls, but you won¡¯t be able to know what skill they have until they are used¡ Well, we know which the ones we usually have are since we buy they with DP through the catalog.¡± ¡°Heeeh. There¡¯s stuff like that? Kehma, try using it.¡± ¡°Why me? I won¡¯t be in the front lines even if it¡¯s a battle skill or something. You sure?¡± ¡°Ah, don¡¯t worry. Unlike scrolls, skill orbs can be used several times.¡± When I looked at the DP Catalog and didn¡¯t see any skill orbs, Haku-san said that it is because I haven¡¯t purchased many skill scrolls. It¡¯s true, I haven¡¯t used many. By the way, the DP cost of an orb is one hundred times the cost of the original scroll. Even so, they¡¯ll break after about ten times, so they are extremely inefficient items when ites to DP. That¡¯s why no one uses it, it doesn¡¯t appear much in society either. At any rate, I decided to try using it. It¡¯s used the same way as a scroll, so I put some of my magical power into it. It was a skill that we got from a jackpot sess, so I had some expectations for it. In response to my magical power pouring into it, the orb started shining brightly as a magical formation entered into my head. ¡°Uoh, t-this is¡ what an unusable skill!¡± ¡°What kind of skill is it?¡± The skill that I learned¡ was [ckout Resistance Lv9]. It¡¯s effect¡ the ability to resist effects from skills that causeck of consciousness and medicine and the like. It¡¯s possible to not lose consciousness even in an environment that one would otherwise faint from¡ Moreover, [Sleeping] is included in the category of [cking Out]. MOREOVER moreover, they¡¯d be fine even after a month of not sleeping. ¡°Mmm, Dungeon Cores don¡¯t need something like that!¡± ¡°Oh, but it is a fairly useful skill for adventurers and Dungeon Masters. Not cking out means that they could continue working without losing their senses. As a Dungeon Master, not sleeping in the middle of a Dungeon Battle decreases how often they are inactive¡ Kehma-san, now you can continue working without needing to sleep.¡± ¡°Please, please spare me¡¡± Additionally, it¡¯s a passive skill. It is always on. Is this punishment for working too much and not sleepingtely? Oh God of Sleep, please have mercy on me! ¡°Kehma, look, look! I did thest 10,000 DP gacha spin, it was a fail but [Super Strong Sleeping Pills] came out! It¡¯s an incense type!¡± ¡°Ooh¡ but I can tell by intuition¡ I won¡¯t work on me anymore¡!¡± Excuse me, God of Sleep? Are you teasing this pitifulmb!? This lostmb will have to count sheep over and over from now on! ¡°Kehma, can¡¯t you turn ckout Resistance on and off?¡± ¡°Ah, I can¡ I¡¯m saved¡ Thank you Rokuko. You saved me!¡± ¡°Oh? That¡¯s good. There are many passive skills that cannot be turned off.¡± Thank goodness. Let¡¯s worship the God of Sleep. I don¡¯t know if it exists though. Seriously, such a dangerous skill is going to be restricted to OFF! It¡¯s a matter of life and death here. Chapter 171 1,000 DP Machine Gun Gacha (x150) The hundred fifty machine gun back-to-back 1,000 DP gacha finished. For its results, ten monsters, with one hundred and forty skill scrolls and potions, as well as misceneous goods and armor. In conclusion, we made a killing. I knew we would the moment that Rokuko started spinning them though. Let¡¯s start with the monsters. For fails: a flying squid, two marlin tuna, five sharks. For sesses: a baby diamond shell turtle and an ammoknight. ¡ Why are all of the thingsing from the gacha water-type? Is it taking the location into ount or is it thanks to Rokuko¡¯s luck? There was no where to store the sharks and stuff so it was a great help that we¡¯re so close to the sea. Where are they now? They¡¯re running free in the sea. It¡¯d cause a hugemotion if there were people on the beach! Ah, the flying squid is a mysterious existence that can soar through the air as though it were swimming underwater. I don¡¯t know if it¡¯s good for both water and air, but it¡¯s cool. And then there¡¯s the turtle. ¡°Oh? This is¡ a jeweled turtle? A diamond type one, at that. It is still an infant, but even that would cost 50,000 DP to purchase you know?¡± ¡°¡ How long does it take to grow up, and to what size?¡± It¡¯s about the size of those green turtles you can buy at festivals¡ even at that size, there¡¯s a super clear diamond on its back. It looks like it¡¯d be worth quite the sum of money. ¡°They grow somewhere in the vicinity of one centimeter per year. Oh,e to think of it, jeweled turtle farms are a convenient way to earn DP. It takes around five years to recoup your investment, bing pure profit after that. I rmend it for dungeon cores that don¡¯t use human farms¡ The method will get worse if it gets too popr, so don¡¯t tell anyone.¡± ¡°Ah, of course.¡± Five years of waiting huh. You¡¯d have to be pretty patient and you wouldn¡¯t even able to do it as a dungeon with low ie because of their 50,000 DP starting cost. ¡ Well, thinking about it as an investment, it might be a good idea to get a few of them now. Our current ie¡¯s enough and it should be a guaranteed return¡ ¡°¡ Oh right, I was wondering, was Rokuko-chan¡¯s ring made by raising a jeweled turtle? By making an orichalcum ring first, then putting it on a ruby type¡¯s back. After growing for about a year, it might turn into an orichalcum ring encased in ruby? Then making it¡ by filing it down afterwards¡ perhaps. But still, you would need to pay careful attention so that no other impurities would make their way in, hmm¡ alright, let¡¯s use this method to have a dwarf start slowly making a ring that matches Rokuko-chan¡¯s¡¡± Haku-san started muttering as she thought about something, so let¡¯s check out the remaining rare result, the ammoknight. Well, it¡¯s official name as a monster is something like ammonite knight. First off, its size. Its shell is about the size of a coffee table. The shell has a whirlpool pattern and isn¡¯t soft on the eyes at all. As for what¡¯s inside the shell¡ there¡¯re a lot of tentacles moving about like a nautilus. It¡¯s pretty disgusting if you look up close. It glides around in the water with them. Its defense is pretty high, so this guy¡¯s pretty useful. And for the knight¡ eh, it¡¯s knight. It uses a sword and shield. It moves around underwater like a knight does onnd. A pretty strong person. It¡¯ll get weaker when it goes ontond, but it¡¯s not as though it bespletely immobile. By the way, why were there so many things with tentacles this time? Sure, the tentacle slime and manga octopus can have them, but even the flying squid has them. [1] ¡ Ah, maybe Rokuko¡¯s desire for Tentacles/Goblins influenced it!? No way, right? Ah, the rest aren¡¯t monsters, but this is everything. Potions ¨C 28x Recovery Potion ¨C 35x Upper ss Recovery Potion ¨C 12x Mana Potion ¨C 14x Upper ss Mana Potion ¨C 4x Status Recovery Potion ¨C 1x Berserk Potion ¨C 1x Elixir Scrolls ¨C 3x Scroll of sh ¨C 10x Scroll of Ice Bolt ¨C 4x Scroll of Lightning ¨C 1x Scroll of Grow Weed ¨C 1x Scroll of Create Golem ¨C 1x Scroll of Summon Gargoyle ¨C 1x Scroll of Storage ¨C 13x Scroll of Healing ¨C 1x Scroll of Area Heal Misceneous ¨C 1x Turtle Scrub Brush ¨C 1x Submersible Motor (stic Model Use) ¨C 4x Orichalcum Coin ¨C 1x School Swimsuit (Old Type: Deep Blue) ¨C 1x Bikini Armor ¨C 1x Fisher Shirt [2] One hundred and forty in total. ¡ Why are there more [Upper ss Recovery Potions] than [Low ss Recovery Potions]? Moreover, is [Elixir] what I think it is? A full heal? It¡¯s some sort of ointment, heeeh~ For scrolls, thirteen [Scroll of Healing] appeared¡ they¡¯re worth 100,000 DP each. The superior [Scroll of Area Heal] came out too. There¡¯s even a [Scroll of Summon Gargoyle]. Seriously, too crazy. As for the misceneous scrolls, I don¡¯t get why we got stuff like submersible motor or the orichalcum coin. We have a motor with no battery now. And really, why did the old school swimsuit, bikini armor and fisher shirte out? 1,000 DP gacha, are you trying to dress Rokuko up? By the way, [Elixir] costs 300,000 DP each, [Scroll of Area Heal] costs 250,000 DP each. Just buying those two from the catalog would¡¯ve cost us practically all of the DP we had to use this time. Even the [Orichalcum Coin] is 100,000 DP each. We have four. ¡ We got upwards of 2,000,000 DP in value from 150,000 DP. That¡¯s not on the level of ¡®positive earnings¡¯! That¡¯s a cheat, a cheat! That¡¯s over 1000% in revenue! If asked how much is going to be useful for this Dungeon Battle, I¡¯d say not much¡ªnot. [Scroll of Summon Gargoyle] is awesome. It looks like [Grow Weed] just takes magical power to grow weeds, but I could probably make it grow trees. I¡¯d use it when I go back home so that Haku-san wouldn¡¯t see. I would just be [Carrying Over] timber, so it¡¯s alright. I could even use the [Berserk Potion] on an enemy so they¡¯d kill each other. Furthermore, ording to Haku-san, seeing the results¡ª ¡°I wonder if she has a skill like Hero Wataru¡¯s [Super Luck]¡?¡± I also wondered something like that. Rokuko¡¯s luck has to be from some sort of skill. Rather, please be from one. Well, that Rokuko¡¯s enjoying herself by ying with the scrub brush. ¡°By the way, why are you so happy about that brush?¡± ¡°Eh? It matches that one Kehma bought a while back though? Aren¡¯t you happy?¡± Well, even if they match, scrub brushes are a bit sensitive to talk about. Footnotes: Note that Keima uses ¡®manga¡¯ here instead of ¡®toon¡¯. Intentional by the author, I think. Likely showing that Keima just nicknamed it something more ¡®Japanese¡¯. Return A souvenir t-shirt fad from what I can tell. Written as [Umi (Ocean)], read as [Uminchu]. The word is on the t-shirt and is sold in Okinawa. People taking trips there on school trips and the like would all buy one and wear them for their stay, kind of like a Hawaiian flowery t-shirt. Here¡¯s an example of them being sold. If anyone is familiar with a more proper term for these than ¡®Fisher Shirt¡¯, please let me know! Chapter 172 Summon Gargoyle ¡°Heeey, Kehma. There¡¯s already five floors dug out for the dungeon, we¡¯re still going?¡± ¡°I¡¯m nning on there being about ten floors for this.¡± ¡°Uwaah, using 50,000 DP on just that, what a luxury.¡± Using the submerged gimmick, the deeper the better. Even the vertical height of one floor it quite long. We used 200,000 DP on the gacha and 50,000 DP on floors. The remaining 250,000 DP will be for traps and monsters for each of the floors. Ah, can¡¯t forget about offense either. Because of that, let¡¯s go with using 150,000 DP for developing the floors, 50,000 DP on preparing offensive troops in advance, and the final 50,000 DP on the day of. ¡ Ah, right. [Father] was the one who prepared the dummy core, but it was deducted from the limit. I¡¯ll count that as floor development costs. * Now then, leaving the dungeon to Rokuko and Meat, I temporarily returned to [Cave of Desires]. And I immediately took the scrolls that Rokuko got from the gacha, [Summon Gargoyle] and [Grow Weed], as well the extra [Ice Bolt] and [Healing] scrolls and learn them. I decided to give [Healing] and [Ice Bolt] scrolls away to the four who take care of the inn to learn. I recorded the incantations for [Summon Gargoyle] and [Grow Weed] with a golem and handed them to Nerune. She should be able to use them in the future. ¡ I can use [Summon Gargoyle] now, but let¡¯s have Nerune keep researching gargoyles (magic golems). I can¡¯t help but feel like she¡¯s been making nothing but magic toolstely though¡ different from true gargoyles, maybe we should call them degraded gargoyles? It feels like we could just go back to calling them magic golems though. Well, let¡¯s give the incantation modifications a shop. Here¡¯s how the basic incantations for each go. ¨C ¡°Open a gate. Summon a stone monster that wields magic to do my bidding¡ª[Summon Gargoyle].¡± ¨C ¡°Oh seed, bud and grow¡ª[Grow Weed].¡± ¨C ¡°Oh icy projectile, pierce my enemy¡ª[Ice Bolt].¡± ¨C ¡°Oh light, heal this one¡¯s wounds¡ª[Healing].¡± So obviously, what I¡¯m going to be looking into this time is [Summon Gargoyle] since I¡¯m interested in it the most. The part about it being a stone monster that wields magic is probably the key for gargoyle. Does that mean that I¡¯ll be able to summon other monsters by changing that part? Let¡¯s give it a shot. I¡¯m in my room in the Vige Chief¡¯s Mansion just in case. ¡°Open a gate. Summon an iron* monster that wields magic to do my bidding¡ª[Summon Gargoyle]!¡± Vwoom. A purple magic formation folded out in front of me. ¡ ¡ But nothing came it. It just disappeared. Huh? What happened? I thought that it would¡¯ve summoned an Iron Gargoyle¡ let¡¯s try something else. ¡°Open a gate. Summon a goblin* to do my bidding¡ª[Summon Gargoyle].¡± A purple magic then appeared, followed by a single Goblin walking out of it. ¡°Gobu.¡± ¡ A sess. I was able to summon a Goblin. No clue why I was able to summon a Goblin with [Summon Gargoyle] though. ¡°¡ Let¡¯s see, can I use you?¡± When the Goblin heard me, it nodded. Looks like I can. Let¡¯s try the next. That is, if I speak the monster name directly, will Trantion Function-san take care of the rest? ¡°Open a gate. Summon a Gargoyle to do my bidding¡ª[Summon Gargoyle].¡± The third purple magic formation appeared. Wonder what¡¯ll happen this time? ¡ A gargoyle appeared from the magic formation,nding on the floor. I was able to summon a Gargoyle¡ I can feel a connection-like thing connecting my magical power to it. It feels bigger than the one for the Goblin, is that because it needs more magical power to maintain? At any rate, it looked like I could have it do stuff too. ¡°I just got a crazy magic¡¡± With this, couldn¡¯t I summon any monster I know the name of? Let¡¯s try summon something that isn¡¯t a monster. ¡°¡ Open a gate. Summon Ichika to do my bidding¡ª[Summon Gargoyle].¡± A purple magic formation unfolded before me¡ªand I lost consciousness. When I opened my eyes, my head was resting on Ichika¡¯sp. The Goblin and Gargoyle weren¡¯t there. I couldn¡¯t see her face since her chest was in the way, but these thighs are definitely Ichika¡¯s. ¡°¡ Eh?¡± ¡°Oh. Ya woke up, Goshujin-sama? What sorta weird thing¡¯d ya do this time?¡± ¡°Hey, why are you calling it weird already¡¡ªah, ow, what¡¯s with this headache!?¡± It¡¯s a pain like what happens if you eat too much ice cream, an acute pain in the forehead. It¡¯s just that it¡¯s like three times as bad. This hurts like crazy. The heck¡ Ichika gently patted my head¡ ah, she¡¯s soothing me. [1] ¡°Goshujin-sama, weren¡¯t ya practicin¡¯ magic here? That¡¯s obviously it.¡± ¡°¡ A-ah¡ So this is magical power exhaustion?¡± ¡°Magical power exhaustion¡ so ya heard about fainting after using too many magic skills but not the part about a headache? ¡ Well, a violet magic formation appeared under my feet a bit ago for some reason.¡± ¡°Ah, that was just me trying to summon you with [Summon Gargoyle].¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama!? I¡¯m not a Gargoyle though!? That¡¯s why ya fainted.¡± ¡°It worked with a Goblin just before it though.¡± ¡°Even though it¡¯s [Summon Gargoyle]!?¡± ¡ I wonder if it¡¯s just harder to try and summon a human? Maybe it didn¡¯t work since I didn¡¯t have a magic stone? It might also be something like what happens when you divide by zero in a program and get an error. Or maybe it was because I specified a certain individual? In any case, it¡¯s probably a good thing that the magic skill got interrupted. My head might¡¯ve popped if I had [ckout Resistance] on¡ Scary. This headache is too bad to verify it. It¡¯s almost to the point that I want to seal [Summon Gargoyle]. Maybe I should at least have experimented a bit slower. ¡°Huh? Come to think of it, why are you here, Ichika? The summon should¡¯ve failed.¡± ¡°I came in through the door like normal. Ummm, I got some info about Goshujin-sama from the magic formation? I was enterin¡¯ the magic formation, but it disappeared midway for some reason, so I came to check it out since it felt like something bad happened. Goshujin-sama didn¡¯t respond even after I knocked, so I wondered if ya were sleepin¡¯ but ya were definitely doing magic experiments right? So when I came in, Goshujin-sama was here on the floor.¡± Apparently, the Goblin and the Gargoyle had returned when I fainted. It¡¯s a good thing that they disappeared as well instead of having just the envement go away, I would¡¯ve been attacked when I fainted. ¡°What was that about info about me?¡± ¡°Ah, how should I say it¡ a feeling like whether or not to resist the person? I more or less got that it was Goshujin-sama doing it though, so I wasn¡¯t going to resist¡¡± Come to think of it, I wasn¡¯t able to summon the Iron Gargoyle when I tried summoning it with that incantation for some reason. Maybe that was because it was resisting me? ¡ Uuumu, nothing but more questions now¡ Well, I got a headache, so I decided to just enjoy Ichika¡¯sp pillow for a while longer. Footnotes: Second part of this line is saying (literally) ¡°Ah, the soothing came.¡± Same structure as the ¡°YURI KITAAA¡± meme, but obviously not as overblown. Wasn¡¯t sure how to Englishify this. Open to suggestions! Chapter 173 Checking on the Vige I¡¯d tried out [Summon Gargoyle]. What about the other magics though? [Healing] for example. ¡°Oh light, cure my headache¡ª[Healing].¡± A faint light covered my head¡ Ah, it worked. ¡°Goshujin-sama? Wouldn¡¯t it¡¯ve been better to use that earlier?¡± ¡°Yeah, probably. I keep forgetting to use it since I¡¯m not that used to it¡ I should rely on magic more.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t ya already? I also forget to use ¡¯em though.¡± Just one. I¡¯ve only been using [Create Golem]~ Looks like there¡¯s no problem with my magical power now, so let¡¯s resume the investigation! Putting aside [Ice Bolt] since it¡¯s an offensive-type magic, let¡¯s look at [Grow Weed]. Frankly, magic that helps out daily life are more useful to alter. I went to the garden with Ichika. ¡°Oh tomatoes, grow and bear fruit¡ª[Grow Weed]!¡± I changed the incantation so much that it doesn¡¯t even look like a prototype, but the tomatoes grew, bloomed flowers, and bore fruit¡ it was fertilized instantly? I thought about it for a sec but decided to not worry about it. I took one of the fresh red tomatoes that sprouted and tried taking a bite. ¡°¡ ¡ Bleck!¡± It¡¯s a tomato, but the texture¡¯s like it¡¯s dried out. The taste is super thin too. It¡¯s like eating sand. They look like perfectly edible tomatoes though¡ ¡°It¡¯s no good. It¡¯d only be usable for emergency food.¡± ¡°Ehhh, let me try too, Goshujin-sama¡ ¡ aah, it¡¯s pretty bad.¡± ¡°Sure it¡¯s not the worst?¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama. There¡¯s still a lot worse than this out there y¡¯know?¡± The food-experienced Ichika¡¯s pretty convincing when ites to food. ¡°Ah, you can eat the rest.¡± ¡°¡ Seriously? With my mouth?¡± ¡°Mm? What do you mean? They¡¯re tomatoes.¡± I had Ichika eat the no-good tomatoes for now and moved on to the next trial. Tomatoes might¡¯ve turned out bad since they¡¯re fruit. What about vegetables though? ¡°Oh cabbage, grow¡ª[Grow Weed].¡± A good-looking cabbage popped up from using [Grow Weed]. ¡ I peeled off two or three leaves that looked edible from the outside of it and popped one in my mouth. Biting into it¡ªah, amazing. It¡¯s paper. I¡¯m eating paper. I¡¯m a human shredder. I might even be a goat! ¡°[Grow Weed] is a no-go for vegetables too. Gross.¡± ¡°Unfortunate~¡± ¡°Well, Ichika can take care of the rest¡¡± ¡°Seriously? ¡ With my mouth?¡± ¡°It¡¯s just a vegetable, you can do it. I¡¯ll give you some curry breadter.¡± ¡°¡ Understood, I forgive you!¡± What¡¯re you forgiving? ¡°Well, it¡¯s not like I¡¯m saying to just go and eat it all is! You could go and have Kinue-san season it you know? You could even try seeing if curry powder makes it any better.¡± ¡°Would¡¯ve been great if you said that sooner! I ate another tomato¡¡± ¡°Ichika¡¯s strong point is that you don¡¯t waste food. Seriously, you¡¯re a good woman.¡± ¡°If that¡¯s the case, I¡¯d be happy if Goshujin-sama helped dealing with the cabbage too. A full one¡¯s a bit much yeah?¡± It couldn¡¯t be helped, so I decided to help out. I gave the paper-like cabbage to Kinue-san¡ it was unexpectedly edible when she seasoned it, I was surprised. I decided to ask Kinue-san for her opinion while she¡¯s here. ¡°[Grow Weed]¡ it¡¯s a magic that seems like it would be good for grooming awn. Wouldn¡¯t it be useful if it was used for something other than eating? Hiding pathways with grass, for example.¡± ¡°Hoh, that¡¯s a good idea. Let¡¯s go with that.¡± A room full of ivy with so much grass that you couldn¡¯t make it through without having to push your way through the grass, that might be a good idea. For an underwater room, I could use stuff like brown seaweed or kelp. Fufufu, I didn¡¯t expect Kinue-san to be such a good tactician. ¡°Ah,e to think of it, I haven¡¯t seen Rei around¡ did something happen?¡± ¡°Rei is off duty right now, I believe she¡¯s considering how to use the 50,000 DP she was given charge of from master by searching through the catalog.¡± She still hasn¡¯t used it? Well, it¡¯ll be her first subordinate after all. It¡¯s fine if she takes her time thinking about it¡ªwait, hold up. We¡¯re absent because of the Dungeon Battle, that DP was to use for replenishing theck of personnel. Why hasn¡¯t she used it yet? ¡°¡ Is the inn alright? For staffing I mean.¡± ¡°Yes, it¡¯s alright. There is no need for master to worry about it.¡± ¡°If you¡¯re sure, alright then. I¡¯ll believe you and leave it to you all. And tell Rei to use that DP soon.¡± ¡°Certainly.¡± She said they¡¯re alright, but I¡¯m a bit uneasy wondering if they¡¯re really alright¡ Well, I did leave it to them, so let¡¯s not say too much about it. It¡¯s alright as long as nothing happens with the dungeon. ¡°Is stuff other than the inn going well? Are there any problems that can¡¯t be dealt with without the vige chief?¡± ¡°The vige sub-chief has the permission to give the OK on anything other than the inn and the Dyne Firm that¡¯s responsible for fund management has been doing well, so there are no problems. Regardingnd remation and the highway¡¯s development, they are progressing smoothly as a public works project by cooperating with the Adventurer Guild.¡± ¡°¡ Umm, what? Remation? There are more people here?¡± ¡°Yes, the dungeon¡¯s domain has been extended ording to the n of development as well.¡± ¡°Ah, okay.¡± Come to think of it, I did give them the authority to use the menu didn¡¯t I? So there are more people here now¡ our DP ie increased. It was a bitte to ask, but when I asked if there were any problems with waste management, she just responded by saying that it was alright so long as they could put it in the dungeon to disappear by itself. Now that you mention it, that¡¯s right huh. Trash, even corpses, are just food to a dungeon. Having a dungeon attached to a human vige is like having a perfect waste management system. Even though I¡¯m not really doing anything, it looks like there aren¡¯t any issues. If I had to say something, it¡¯d be me worrying about whether or not we¡¯re standing out from getting a bit toorge or something. For any problems concerning food problems, there are [Jellies] loitered about inside the dungeon for emergencies, but even then, there¡¯s plenty of flour stored in the first ce. ¡ If there are more people here now, maybe it¡¯s a good idea to add more Iron Golem Spawners? ¡°How should I say this¡ um, I¡¯m d to have such excellent subordinates.¡± ¡°Thank you for thepliment, master.¡± Now then, guess it¡¯s about time I focus on the Dungeon Battle. Let¡¯s make a ton of de Golems. Chapter 174 The Day Before the Dungeon Battle The day before the Dungeon Battle. Finallypleting the dungeon, tomorrow is the day of the Dungeon Battle. So today we¡¯re having a meal that¡¯s also serving as a Dungeon Battle Send-Off Party¡ in short, it turned into an animated banquet. ¡°Well then, I pray for your victory in your Dungeon Battle starting tomorrow¡ªkanpai!¡± [1] ¡°¡±¡± Kanpai~! ¡°¡±¡± Everyone raised their cups after Misha¡¯s leading cheer. From our [Cave of Desires], there¡¯s me, Rokuko, Meat, and Ichika. From Haku-san¡¯s [White Labyrinth], there¡¯s Haku-san, Chloe-san, Misha, Dolche-san, Amelia-san, and Sally-san participating. I just met Sally-san for the first time today, but she she¡¯s another member of Haku-san¡¯s party and was the only one to not participate for this Dungeon Battle. She¡¯s a Living Armor Onee-san, but right now she has a body since she used humanization for the meal. Normally, she¡¯s a strong person that serves as the First Chivalric Order¡¯s leader¡ Rather, this country, it really is in Haku-san¡¯s hand huh. Well, the first conversation we had went like this. ¡°How about we have a bout next time? Ah, a serious one of course.¡± ¡°I politely refuse. I avoid fights that I can on principle.¡± ¡°So then, how about we have a bout next time? I¡¯ll make it an unavoidable one.¡± ¡°¡ Isn¡¯t that just a threat at that point?¡± After that, I somehow managed to dodge the date by talking about how weak I am. It was decided that Meat and Ichika would be having a mock battle with her some time in the future, but I don¡¯t have a problem with it. I poured some more apple juice into my cup after emptying it from the toast. ¡ Eh? Why isn¡¯t it alcohol? I have a Dungeon Battle tomorrow morning ya know? Who¡¯d want to do that with a hangover? Our staff are all banned from alcohol. Why on the day before? Trying to sabotage? Honestly, Haku-san is absolutely good with me losing. That way she¡¯d be all, ¡°Uhahaha,¡± and get her hands on Rokuko because of the [Guidance Rights]. Rokuko and Haku-san walked over to me when I started eating some roasted chicken. ¡°Hey Kehma, try this, it¡¯s delicious!¡± ¡°Oh? Some kind of fried rice huh? Yep, it¡¯s good.¡± ¡°Fufu, this is the imperial capital¡¯s castle after all. All of the ingredients here are of the finest ss and the chefs can cook them to perfection. It is natural that the food will be delicious¡ Right, chef that has received the training of Hero Ishidaka, renowned as the Food God, as a direct disciple was pleased that some secret recipes could be reproduced through using the [Rice] we received the over day. This [Fried Rice] is one of the reproductions.¡± Ishidaka, wasn¡¯t that the original name I used for making Ichika¡¯s name? I¡¯d heard that he was a god of food and seas, but to think he was a hero huh. By the way, the origin of him being called the sea god is that he taught the art of cooking fish and a much superior salt manufacturing technique. There¡¯s also a legend that he healed sailors that got a strange disease from sailing with lemons. Ah, he really is like a sea god. [2] He was probably a Cooking Cheat Hero-sama. As I was thinking about stuff like that, Haku-san talked to me. ¡°Now, Kehma-san. Did you decide what to name the dungeon?¡± ¡°Eh, it¡¯s my decision? If I just decided on whatever I¡ oh, right. I¡¯m in charge of it, huh.¡± ¡°Yes. It should reflect Kehma-san¡¯s view on it. Do you have any ideas?¡± ¡°¡ Well, taking Haku-san¡¯s dungeon names as an example, it¡¯d be fine as [White Beach] or something right? This dungeon has no desire-based elements to it after all.¡± ¡°Oh, that¡¯s a wonderful name. Then¡ Misha, are you ready?¡± ¡°Yes! Understood~!¡± Misha responded energetically. Her face is red and she¡¯s already drunk¡ is that alright? ¡°Eeeh~? It¡¯s alriiight, I¡¯m nyaaat drunk~¡± ¡°All drunks say that.¡± ¡°Weeeell I¡¯m gonna drink nyaow~, nyaaan~¡± [3] ¡°Aren¡¯t you already¡?¡± ¡°Kshhh~, I got caught~¡ But Kehma-san~? Why¡¯m I the only one you treat so unseriously~?¡± ¡°Well, it¡¯s because you sleep a lot, it feels kind of familiar. Saying it is a bit embarrassing.¡± ¡°Oh oh~? Are you making moves on me? We can sleep together after this if you want~? We won¡¯t be sleeping though~¡± ¡°No, let me sleep. I have an important match tomorrow, so please get away¡ªoi!¡± Misha clung to me as though twining around me. Man she¡¯s strong, I can¡¯t get her off! ¡°Hey¡ªMisha! Get away from Kehma, he¡¯s my partner!¡± ¡°Nyaha, nyahaha~! Just kidding~, Rokuko-sama¡¯s so a~do~ri~ble~? Heeey, Kehma-san, kiss me~, kiss~¡± ¡°This girl¡¯s a super bad drunk¡¡± I used my hands to protect my lips from Misha while looking to Haku-san for help. ¡ Ah, not good. She won¡¯t help me! Right now she¡¯s hugging Rokuko in delight! Eh, Misha!? Stop licking my hands, it¡¯s ticklish! The roughness hurts a little!? ¡°Hey Misha, let go of Kehma-sama.¡± ¡°Amelia~? Can I nibble~? Can I nibble on your tail~?¡± ¡°No¡ Sorry Kehma, this girl always gets like this when she gets some alcohol in her.¡± Squeezing between me and Misha with hermia snake tail (legs), Amelia-san dexterously pulled her off of me. Phew, I¡¯m saved. I thought that, but¡ª ¡°As an apology, would you be my partner? It¡¯s alright, I¡¯m gentle.¡± ¡°Ah, Amel-san, are you drunk? You¡¯re drunk, aren¡¯t you?¡± ¡°Here, doesn¡¯t my tail just feel nice and cool?¡± Amelia-san wrapped her scale-covered tail (legs) around me, pressing her soft twins against me to tempt me. ¡ Her nice and cool tail (legs) cooled my head down a bit. I know, this is a honey trap. I mean, Haku-san¡¯s been grinning since a while ago whispering stuff like, ¡°Don¡¯t you have faith in Kehma-san? If so, it¡¯s alright.¡± Rokuko¡¯s been watching me rather pointedly and believing in me with a, ¡°Gununu¡¡± If I don¡¯t do something with how things are going right now, I¡¯ll be in tatters before I even see the morning, let alone the match. ¡°Amelia-san, could you please separate from me?¡± ¡°Ohhh, how cold. Even though I¡¯ve seen you giving my tail such passionate gazes¡¡± ¡°Next is my turn? Amelia¡¯s turn is over~¡± It feels like they aren¡¯t trying to hide it anymore. Next is Dolche-san, the Wraith. Oi, does that mean that Chloe-san and Sally-san areing after? ¡°Even though I don¡¯t have legs since I¡¯m a Wraith¡ what do you think?¡± ¡°Outside of my strike zone. Pleasee back after humanizing.¡± ¡°Waaah, how refreshing, like being purified¡ Alright, next is Sally.¡± No motivation!? No, that¡¯s actually a help though. ¡°A knight of the empire wouldn¡¯t use such an underhanded trick as seduction! Therefore! I! Pass!¡± ¡°Aah~. Sally has a boyfriend huh. Oh well then.¡± ¡°W-w-wha, t-that¡¯s not true!¡± ¡°Oh~? Is that so? Sally, how distant of you. Please tell me, who is it?¡± ¡°Haku-sama, I have sworn to be a lifelong knight of the empire. I would not get caught up in something like love.¡± ¡°Well then, isn¡¯t there a possibility that the imperial knight leader will be caught in a honey trap? Not investigating their identity is no good, you know?¡± ¡°Plume isn¡¯t like that!¡± ¡°Heeh, so it¡¯s Plume? Isn¡¯t that the marriage swindler wanted internationally?¡± ¡°That¡¯s a fabricated crime!¡± Haku-sanughed happily. Good, Sally-san looks to be alright. [4] Next is¡ eh? Chloe-san isn¡¯t here? ¡°Oh? Where did Chloe go off to? Going with this order, Chloe should be the closer. Did she run away?¡± ¡°Maybe. She is fully devoted to Haku-sama after all.¡± If that¡¯s the case, I¡¯m saved. Phew. ¡°Then now¡¯s my turn to seduce him~! Goshujin-sama~¡± ¡°Oi Ichika. This is an order, go eat some food.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t have to tell me twice~. Ah, Rokuko-sama¡¯s, there¡¯s melon ya know? Want me to get some?¡± ¡°Yes please.¡± Phew, everyone should be repelled now right? Are you satisfied now, Haku-san? Sexual harassment won¡¯t work on me, see? Haku-san looked at me with a smile. ¡°Then as a reward, I will serve you some alcohol. Is an ale fine?¡± ¡°I-I¡¯ll pass. There¡¯s the thing tomorrow, so alcohol is a bit¡¡± ¡°Hoh? You won¡¯t drink my alcohol¡?¡± The final barrier was power abuse. I gave in. Geh¡ Footnotes: I assume most people reading this knows what [Kanpai] means, but just in case¡ it¡¯s a mix of cheering and toasting: ¡°Drink up!¡±Return Just to say it, he ¡®cured¡¯ scurvy, a disease caused by a severeck of vitamin C. Return The raw here says ¡°goronyaaan~¡±, meaning a happy meow. As it isn¡¯t anywhere near asmon in ourmunity, I¡¯ll be leaving it as ¡°nyaaan~¡±. Just know that she probably did the signature ¡®kitty pose¡¯ as well. Return She¡¯s alright because Haku-san already knows about it. Probably. Also, lol for referencing Plume from way back in Chapter 97. Return Chapter 175 Extra: The Banquet and Meat After Kehma was honey trapped by the imperial capital big shots (Haku¡¯s party members), Ichika, who had nonchntly joined in, turned back to the foodden banquet table with bouncy steps. No matter what, she would have to dine from now on due to her Goshujin-sama¡¯s order. She didn¡¯t dislike it. Rather, she was super enjoying it. ¡°Oh, Meat-senpai.¡± ¡°Nom.¡± She called out to Meat, who had nomming on a piece of meat. With arge bite, Meat swallowed down the meat. After that, she wiped off the sauce left around her mouth with a handkerchief she¡¯d gotten from her Goshujin-sama and turned to Ichika. ¡°What¡¯s wrong, Ichika? Is there something especially delicious?¡± ¡°Mmm, there¡¯s lots of tasty stuff but Goshujin-sama is being popr over there.¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama, popr?¡± Fufun. Meat pushed out her chest in pride. It was Kehma. A master¡¯s honor is a ve¡¯s honor. ¡°Well, he refused ¡¯em all though.¡± ¡°Really? It is Goshujin-sama after all.¡± ¡°Meat-senpai isn¡¯t going to try? Goshujin-sama might be taken away by some other person~?¡± At any rate, since Meat was being used as his hug pillow and how he hadn¡¯t reacted when Ichika made a move on him, she wasn¡¯t worried in the least. It wasn¡¯t a threat to the role that Ichika yed after all. However, Meat didn¡¯t look flustered either. ¡°I am Goshujin-sama¡¯s hug pillow, so I will continue doing my all to be Goshujin-sama¡¯s favorite. If the timees that Goshujin-sama doesn¡¯t need me, then I will just have to do my best at that time.¡± ¡°Hoh, so this¡¯s a genuine ve?¡± But I can kinda understand why you adore Goshujin-sama so much~¡ªIchika thought to herself. No matter how one were to look at it, Kehma was the ideal Goshujin-sama. He gave them meals, the meals were delicious, he didn¡¯t use violence, the curry bread was the best in the world, he made no unreasonable demands, but really, that curry bread. That curry bread was too strong. The world¡¯s best. ¡°I¡¯d be fine bein¡¯ Goshujin-sama¡¯s hug pillow too, but¡ Don¡¯t you nibble on Goshujin-sama when you¡¯re with him?¡± ¡°¡ y-biting isn¡¯t¡ about anger you know? Waking him up is no good though, of course.¡± [1] ¡°Hooh, really? Heeh~¡± Ichika picked up some food to eat and took a bite¡ it was great! Even if these were casually cooked dishes, they were things made for a banquet held by the head of an empire (Haku) by the top chefs with the best ingredients. There¡¯s no way they could be unpleasant. In other words, it¡¯d be a waste if there were much of it left over. It¡¯d probably be food for the servants, but she couldn¡¯t let that happen. ¡°It¡¯s normal to store it in [Storage].¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know [Storage] though! Meat-senpai, put it in yours!¡± ¡°If you don¡¯t have permission from Goshujin-sama or Rokuko-sama for my [Storage], no.¡± ¡°But¡ what should I do theeeeeeen!?¡± Meat was a little amazed at how seriously Ichika looked like she was mourning. ¡°Haah, it can¡¯t be helped then can it, Ichika? ¡ I¡¯ll teach you right now.¡± ¡°Ah¡ªnow¡¯s the time for my talent in magic to bloom¡! Teach me, Meat-senpai!¡± ¡°The incantation for [Storage] is¡ª¡± However, even though she was taught the incantation for [Storage] by Meat, there was no way she¡¯d be able to use something she hadn¡¯t been able to this whole time so conveniently. ¡°There¡¯s no helping it if you can¡¯t. You should just eat what you can, then.¡± ¡°No way¡ then I¡¯ll just have to rely on the space magic in my stomach¡!¡± ¡°Oh? Ichika, if you¡¯re saying you want to go home with the leftovers, I could put them in my [Storage] for you?¡± Rokuko, who was concerned over Kehma until just a moment ago, suddenly cut into their conversation. ¡°You were a goddess!? I¡¯ll follow you for my whole life!¡± ¡°O-oh, it is a great meal, but I don¡¯t think it¡¯s enough to be treated like a goddess over¡¡± ¡°Food grudgesst a lifetime, but so do food debts y¡¯know~?¡± ¡°Do they really? Well, if you say it¡¯s alright, then okay¡¡± Rokuko put one of the big tters sitting in front of her into her [Storage] for now. Ichika wondered if it was really alright to take the tters as well, but decided there wasn¡¯t much of a need to worry about it since it was Rokuko. ¡°¡ Oh? Come to think of it, where¡¯s Goshujin-sama?¡± ¡°Oh, right. Kehma fell asleep after Haku Ane-sama got him drunk. Meat, could you carry him to his room? You know the ce.¡± ¡°Yes, certainly!¡± When she looked over to the spot Rokuko pointed to, she saw the red-faced Kehmaying on the floor, asleep. There was a fluffy carpet, but he would probably end up catching a cold if he was left there. ¡°I¡¯m off to bring Goshujin-sama to the futon, then.¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯ll leave it to you!¡± Thanks to the golem assist, Meat was able to easily carry Kehma as she left the banquet. ¡°¡ Oh? Didn¡¯t this turn into a huge win for Meat-senpai though? It¡¯s a bitte, but Rokuko-sama, are you sure about lettin¡¯ Meat-senpai do it?¡± ¡°Eh? Meat¡¯s a hug pillow, there¡¯s no need to worry¡ So, you¡¯re not going to eat?¡± ¡°Ah¡ªI¡¯m eating, I¡¯m eating! I have my eye on that dessert too~, wanna have some together?¡± Ichika wondered what was up with her line of thinking, tilting her head. But for now, she decided to just focus on eating what was sitting in front of her. Footnotes: I don¡¯t particrly get the flow here. Sorry if that¡¯s too apparent here Chapter 176 Third Dungeon Battle: Onset of War I was sleeping with Meat as a hug pillow by the time I came to. Alcohol is scary. ¡ It¡¯s be a good idea to build an rm clock golem for stuff like this. Let¡¯s use [Healing] on my head. Aah, much better. But it¡¯s a good thing I clocked out so fast. She might¡¯ve had me drink until I died of alcohol poisoning if not. Haku-san got drunk midway too since she drank out of her machined crystal jug, saying stuff like, ¡°Drink! Drink Beer-sama!¡± For now, I just pressed down on my bedhead and poked Meat¡¯s squishy cheek. ¡°Nuu¡¡± Meat woke up and let out a voice that sounded like it was stuck in her throat. Still yawning, I left the room with Meat, who was still rubbing the sleepiness from her eyes. Heading to the conference room¡ªour meeting ce¡ªI joined up with Rokuko. ¡°Morning, Kehma. You woke up on time, huh.¡± ¡°Morning, Rokuko. It¡¯s a good thing I had an rm clock¡ haah, it¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve been woken up by an rm clock since I came to this world¡ never again¡ Rather, you¡¯re looking energetic.¡± ¡°Eh? It¡¯s because I recharged my batteries so much yesterday with the banquet.¡± Rokuko¡¯s skin looked all shiny. Being able to actually recharge from a banquet like that, isn¡¯t that some kind of talent? It just made me tired. Ichika was already waiting by the time I made it to the meeting room too. It appears she was the first one here. Ichika¡¯s skin was glowing as well, so it¡¯s obvious enough that she felt recharged too¡ ahe to think of it, Meat¡¯s fur looks a bit glossy too. Am I the weird one here!? ¡°Ichika¡¯s unexpectedly diligent. There was plenty of time to take your time.¡± ¡°Being punctual formission deadlines and stuff¡¯s the mark of an excellent adventurer after all. It¡¯smon sense.¡± ¡°That so¡ maybe I should quit the adventurer stuff then. I only started being one to be able to enter the town.¡± ¡°¡ Even if it was from takin¡¯ a shortcut, we made it to B-Rank, let¡¯s keep at it, yeah? Yeah?¡± And then Haku-san arrived. Just on time. ¡ Haku-san¡¯s footsteps feel light, like she¡¯s really looking forward to the Dungeon Battle. After all, win or lose, she¡¯ll be able to be physically closer to Rokuko. I¡¯m more or less thinking of this as a war-by-proxy between Haku-san and the other upper ranking Cores though. ¡°Oh dear, Kehma-san, do you think you¡¯ll lose?¡± ¡°I feel like we¡¯ll win.¡± ¡°There shouldn¡¯t be any problems with me rxing then. Us upper cores (seniors) are only meant to give advice from the backseat in this Dungeon Battle. Give it your best.¡± ¡°Yeah, well, I¡¯ll give it a shot.¡± ¡°Rokuko-chan, I¡¯ll give you tender guidance even if you lose, alright?¡± ¡°Please treat me well if that happens, but Kehma won¡¯t lose.¡± Temporarily returning to the arena in [Cave of Desires], we passed through a gate that went directly to [White Beach]¡¯s core room. After arriving there, we went into the Master Room inside of the Dummy Core that was ced there. I then first used [Summon Gargoyle] to summon ten Gargoyles and had them go to the ce scheduled for the Dungeon Battle Gate to be. Summon-types have the w that when their summoner faints, they¡¯re sent back. That¡¯s why I waited until just before the battle to summon them. When I finished looking over and tidying up all of the gimmicks I have scheduled to be active today, it was finally time for the Dungeon Battle to begin. [Noooow then, it¡¯s time, everyone. You ready to start the Dungeon Battle?] I suddenly heard an unfamiliar voice reverberate through the Master Room we were waiting in. It feltckadaisical, yet somehow had a gravity to it that made it so that you couldn¡¯t oppose it. It¡¯s a voice you wouldn¡¯t know what to think of. One of the walls turning into a monitor, a man dressed in a navy blue robe with swarthy skin, ck hair, and golden eyes appeared. Half of the man¡¯s face was hidden behind a mask. ¡ This is [Father]? He looks younger than I expected. [Team Demon King, prepared, father.] [Team Dragon King, no problems, oh father.] ¡°Team Sovereign. We are ready, Otou-sama.¡± The three teams¡¯ seniors responded¡ Haku-san also bowed her head, he really must be great. [Alright, let¡¯s start then¡ªah, before that. Do any of the junior cores have anything they want to say?] [This is 666¡ª695, this is our duel!] [Hey! Ah, 650 here. I just want to say that we¡¯ll be the ones winning. Even if both of you cores work together, we have three! Three! We¡¯re set to win!] ¡°¡ This is 695, but I don¡¯t really have anything to say. Please hurry up and start, I¡¯ll be the one to win.¡± Rokuko said that? That¡¯s pretty self-confident. [Hahaha, everyone¡¯s pretty motivated eh? Well then, let¡¯s start¡ In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1¡ 3-Team Dungeon Battle, START!] At the same time that [Father] said that final word, two gates opened in the room specified beforehand with a, ¡°Bwoon!¡± I prepared plenty of Golems in the room. There are even some Golems carrying boxes on their backs. Inside those boxes are scouting personnel. Moreover, immediately after that, an overflowing wave of snakes, each the thickness of an arm, poured vigorously out of one of the gates. Looks like that one¡¯s the gate for Team Dragon King. From the other one came piles of human bones, moving with a clitter tter noise¡ Skeletons. So the Demon Lord Team went with those? While dealing with the snakes and skeletons that appeared with the Golem Corps, I gave Meat instructions. ¡°Guess we¡¯re starting right away. Invoke the submerging gimmick.¡± ¡°Understood. First floodgate, opening.¡± Meat operated the monitor. Dodododododododo¡ dobaaa! The floodgate that connected the dungeon¡¯s floor and the ocean opened up. A vast volume of seawater flooded in through the opening, submerging the bottom most floor¡ªthe floor with the gates in it¡ªin seawater. The thing that was just opened was the flood gate that connected the bottom floor to the ocean. In truth, I made sure to think about the dungeon¡¯s shape to properly make use of the submerging gimmick for this Dungeon Battle. It¡¯s probably understandable just by me calling it a tower-type dungeon. With the entrance on the bottom floor, you have to capture it while moving up. Then¡ what would happen if water came down at you from above? Well, I had it so that the water woulde at invaders from above. Water flows towards downwards after all. So that¡¯s why I built the dungeon downwards like this. Having the entrance at the bottom floor and the core at the first floor, it¡¯s the opposite of the normalyout¡ You¡¯d have to get to the bottom floor by first entering the top floor though, so it¡¯s the same as a normal dungeon in the sense that it is the farthest in though. ¡°Really, Kehma-san¡¯s way of thinking surprises me.¡± ¡°Hahaha, with the water pushing them back like this, we can block intruders better than just submerging them!¡± Just submerging them wouldn¡¯t affect opponents like golems that don¡¯t have to breath. However, if it¡¯s something more like a sh flood, it¡¯ll work like shackles¡ªno, more like an attack. Seeing the water flood in so strongly on the monitor, I¡¯m confident that their self-confidence is going to copse. When I checked out the map, 90% of the bottom floor had already been flooded. I made sure toe up with a way to funnel the water so that the majority of the seawater¡¯s momentum would eventually rush towards the room with the gates in it. It¡¯s best to think of the gate room as being a ditch¡¯s final destination. Choosing the timing, I opened the door to the gate room. Seawater flooded into the gate room, water raging like a tsunami. Swept away by the current, the snakes, skeletons, and golems were all pushed into the enemy gates. Chapter 177 Third Dungeon Battle: Onset of War (Attackers¡¯ Point of View) # Team Dragon King¡¯s PoV # [Hahaha, everyone¡¯s pretty motivated eh? Well then, let¡¯s start¡ In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1¡ 3-Team Dungeon Battle, START!] Together with [Father] saying start, two gates opened up in the designated room. Core 650 (Giant Snake), Core 651 (Giant Frog), and Core 652 (Giant Slug) decided on going on the offense right away. ¡°Noooow, go, Bite Snakes!¡± ¡°Gekokoko, I¡¯ll leave the first wave to you, 650!¡± ¡°I¡¯m the most agile after aaaaall~¡± Snakes rushed into the gates as soon as it opened. To be precise, the gate appeared in a room packed to the brim with snakes beforehand. The n was to make it so that invaders wouldn¡¯t be able to rush in, stopping their starting dash. ¡°This is the strategy we learned from 5-sama!¡± ¡°Gue gue, getting to summon so many monsters, this is the stuff we can do with so much DP!¡± ¡°There¡¯s no way we¡¯d lose with this many monsteeeers!¡± Manipting the snakes to overflow into the enemy dungeons, 650 decided to deal with the enemy forces in the rooms first. Team Sovereign¡¯s dungeon had Golems, with Team Demon King¡¯s dungeon being packed full of Skeletons. They were probably the enemies¡¯ main forces. If they just had that number of them, neither the Skeletons nor Golems were a match for the Bite Snakes¡¯ agilitiy. That¡¯s what 650 and the others decided. ¡°Aaaahahaha! My cute snakes are the best!¡± The snakes defeated the skeletons by coiling around their bones, breaking them. The golems were defeated by being slowly bit away at. However, their enemies were formidable and would fight back against the snakes, smashing them, crushing them underfoot, as well as cutting them into pieces with the weapons they held. They weren¡¯t losing forces at a 1:1 ratio, so they would win with their current number of forces. Even so, they were sustaining losses. Well, they were giving their opponents evenrger losses, so it was alright. At any rate, they didn¡¯t take much DP and had plenty to use. ¡ªThen again, the DP their opponents could use was the same¡ª The current battle was proceeding smoothly, so 650 and the others didn¡¯t think about it too deeply. They could continue on with their current momentum since it was going so well, and Core 5 wasn¡¯t saying going out of his to say anything either. ¡ And then it happened. The door to Team Sovereign¡¯s gate room bursted open and a vast amount of water surged in. Their gate room, which was protected from being invaded by being packed with monsters, was filled with water. The snakes that were inside it got pushed back into the passageway. ¡°W-wh-what the hell!? H-h-ho¡ªstop! W-what should we do!?¡± ¡°Wha¡!? Damn, that 89 used such a cowardly trick!¡± ¡°Do you know what¡¯s happening, Dungeon Core No. 5-samaaaaa!?¡± Core 651 (Giant Frog) asked Core 5. ¡°They flooded it! It¡¯s a strategy of washing away enemies by using a mass of water, deal with the water!¡± ¡°D-deal with it!? What should we do!?¡± ¡°Calm down, 650! Snakes can swim in water. Quickly, stop the enemies that flooded in and finish them off! 651, 652, collect the other water that flowed into the dungeon where you can and cast it out of the dungeon! In ces with no enemies, it¡¯s just ordinary water, so you can still deal with it, hurry! This trick will end once the water they have stored runs out, it¡¯s a disposable strategy! Even if they can do it a second time, we can use the time until they collect enough water!¡± The junior cores all moved in ordance with Core 5¡¯sments. The water came flowing in with a staggering momentum, followed by enemies, enemies, and more enemies. y golems¡ªones that were already turned into wreckage¡ªthat had wooden boxes on their backs came pouring in, crashing into the walls along with several snakes. Some stuff with enemy reactions came out from inside the boxes when they broke. ¡°H-hey, the heck are those!? Fish¡ªeh, fish? FISH!?¡± ¡°651, you too¡ªcalm down! Use the frogs to eat the fish! We can¡¯t collect any water with enemies in it! Dammit, damn that 89! GAAAAA! If this were my battle, I¡¯d use my Dragon Breath to instantly evaporate all of this water!!¡± If it were Core 5¡¯s dungeon, it¡¯d all be evaporated along with the enemies in the water by the Dragons that filled his dungeon. However, this battle between their juniors was limited to 500,000 DP, an exceedingly small amount (for Core 5). For him, a battle that you couldn¡¯t even have a single Dragon simply couldn¡¯t be considered a fight. With 500,000 DP, they could only just barely summon a Lesser Dragon, a ¡®failure¡¯ that was barely better than a normal animal. ¡°Dungeon Core No. 5-samaaaa! Water, there¡¯s too much water! Nothing woooorkiiiiing!¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright, keep it up! If you don¡¯t get rid of the water, the dungeon will get filled with it!¡± Core 652 did his best to collect the water as Core 5 instructed him to, draining it outside the dungeon. However, most of the floor had already been submerged in water. The water finally reached the second floor, washing away not only the enemy¡¯s fish into it, but the Skeletons and Golems as well. ¡ Draining water is pretty hard. * # Team Demon King¡¯s PoV # [Hahaha, everyone¡¯s pretty motivated eh? Well then, let¡¯s start¡ In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1¡ 3-Team Dungeon Battle, START!] Together with [Father]¡¯s final word there, two gates opened up in the previously specified room. Snakes overflowed from one of them. The other gate was ominously silent. She¡¯d leave the snakes to the Skeletons. ¡°Bone-domos. Advance, trample them!¡± Passing down her orders to the Skeletons, Core 666 watched how the situation yed out. She wasn¡¯t yet able to break into Team Dragon King¡¯s gate, but it was likely just a matter of time. Team Sovereign¡¯s room had Golems. During the battle, some of the snakes continued attacking the Skeletons despite having the chance to move further inside from the gate room. Core 650 and the others were likely manipting them and not thinking about anything like that. They were ipetent. Going farther inside if a chance to do so arose was the very role of an advance party. ¡ Even so, Team Sovereign still hadn¡¯t invaded. They might be scheming something. Just as she starting thinking that she was looking forward to it, water came pouring in from Team Sovereign¡¯s gate. A flood. No, a giant flood. Golems and snakes washed into the dungeon¡ The Skeleton enclosure was quickly broken through, the enemies entering the dungeon. ¡°Haha, good one, 695! Now this is why you¡¯re a suitable rival for me!¡± Seeing her own dungeon be ravished by the water, Core 666ughed in delight. It was time for her to get serious, too. ¡ She first replenished her Skeleton troops with [Summon Skeleton]. Core 666 sang the chant in a way like she was enjoying herself. Chapter 178 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 1 Well now, our troops (fish and Golems) were taken into the enemy dungeons after being swept up by the water. Team Dragon King had tons of snakes and frogs. There¡¯s probably some slugs, too. Salt should be effective against them, but I wonder if seawater is too? I haven¡¯t seen any appear yet though. Team Demon King just has skeletons. ¡ So that¡¯s what demon-types are like? Salt should be effective against them in another meaning, but seawater¡ well, I don¡¯t know. It¡¯s not working. ¡°Kehma, the dungeon maps for our opponents¡¯ first floors are done! Their descent on the stairs to the second floor is going nicely too!¡± ¡°Yeah, they can keep on going.¡± Once we reach the point that they can¡¯t go any farther, it¡¯ll be the Golem and Sahagin Corps¡¯ turn. The dungeon capture¡¯s progressing smoothly so far. ¡°I was a little doubtful about this strategy when I first heard you talk about it, but this flooding strategy does look quite strong¡ you might win with this alone, no?¡± ¡°No no, Haku-san. As you can see, there¡¯s a lot weak points to it¡ It doesn¡¯t seem to be effective against those Skeletons.¡± It looked like the Skeletons were able to move around just fine in Team Demon King¡¯s now-underwater room. And there were two knights d in full body ck armor. They really do feel like Demon King army material, so cool¡ Those guys don¡¯t look like the water¡¯s bothering them at all either. However, it looks like they aren¡¯t able to deal with the water either. If things keep up like this, their whole dungeon¡¯s going to be submerged¡ No, maybe that¡¯s their n? The water won¡¯t flow anymore once the dungeon is fully submerged. It¡¯ll give my fish-type troops an advantage, but maybe they have some n to reverse the situation? ¡°Let¡¯s stop the water for now. I¡¯ll lure them out and wash them all back with a slope.¡± ¡°Okaaay~. The door¡¯s ready to be opened whenever, Kehma!¡± Stopping the water, I decided to have the Golems advance to check on them after the water settles down. I¡¯m still holding the Gargoyles back. ¡ Ah, the fish that were exploring Team Demon Lord¡¯s dungeon found the boss room on the second floor. Looks like the boss is a huge bone fish. Wonder if they set that up on the spot to deal with the flooding? On Team Dragon King¡¯s side, we hit the third floor. They¡¯re doing their best in draining the seawater, so it¡¯s decreasing bit by bit. Looks like they¡¯re collecting the water in ces that we don¡¯t have any troops in. Now then, I wonder how many floors each side has? ¡ The water settled down, so I had our Golems advance into the enemy dungeons. I can only see the map, so I just had them take the shortest routes¡ªbut our opponents obviously wouldn¡¯t be so docile. In Team Dragon King¡¯s dungeon, frogs appeared, pushing their way through drowned snakes. They swung their tongues like blunt weapons to smash the golems¡. Tongue ckjacks? In Team Demon King¡¯s dungeon, the two ck armored monsters fought like paragons. They mowed everything down by brandishing their ck swords. The bare-handed y Golems operated by Meat don¡¯t have any chance of winning against them. ¡°Setting aside Team Demon King, Team Dragon King is harder than I thought it¡¯d be too¡¡± ¡°Kehma-san¡ Team Dragon King has Core 5. He¡¯s a muscle-brain, but his specialty is ordingly fighting. As such, they should be able to fight after receiving his teaching.¡± ¡°G-got it, Haku-san. I won¡¯t let my guard down.¡± Being vignt towards Team Dragon King, I had the fish and y Golems go to ces they could. There should be traps that 5 taught them about, too. Let¡¯s try sending some sharks over to Team Demon King¡¯s side to see if we can defeat that boss. ¡°Ichika, are the sharks ready? We¡¯re in a stand-off right now, so send three small ones in. Press in.¡± ¡°Aye! Sharks, going~!¡± Three shark fins¡ªerr, three small sharks headed into Team Demon King¡¯s gate. The dungeon¡¯s turned into a fully submerged dungeon, so the small sharks should be able to perform well while our enemies should have their movements dulled by the water resistance. Two of them were in by the ck armors, but one of them was able to make its way through. Hmm? Come to think of it, that¡¯s the first time we lost DP, huh. Ah, right, I lost the magic stone costs for those Golems. I got rid of a lot of our opponent¡¯s Skeletons too though. ¡°I¡¯ll leave that bone mini-boss to you, Ichika.¡± ¡°Aye, I got it~. I¡¯ll crunchy crunch it with my shark~!¡± As that happened, our opponent made a move as well. One of the ck armors dove into Team Dragon King¡¯s dungeon. It then started ughtering our other opponent¡¯s snakes and frogs¡ Yep, she probably sunk a ton of DP into that thing. It¡¯s seriously strong. ¡°Kehma, our first room¡¯s defenses were broken through!¡± Turning the remaining Golems in our first room into our assault, our defenses had been thinned out quite a lot. Enemy Skeletons and snakes were diving into our dungeon too. Looks like we lured them in nicely. ¡°¡ Well, pour Stock 1.¡± ¡°Okay~. Opening Stock 1 room¡¯s door~¡± A lot of fluid spilled out. ¡°¡ Oh? Kehma-san. Is¡ that what I think it is? Tentacle Slime body fluids?¡± ¡°Yeah, it is.¡± ¡°Going onto¡ the slope?¡± ¡°Yep.¡± Other than the Tentacle Slime¡¯s body of slime, its body fluids almostpletely nullify physical attacks. A Tentacle Slime¡¯s body fluids are very slippery and, well, slimy. Slippery stuff. By the way, it¡¯s also effective in improving blood cirction, but let¡¯s ignore that. What would happen if it was poured onto a slope? ¡ªWell, we should take a look at the mass of bones and snakes on the monitor for our answer. Chapter 179 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 2 # Team Dragon King¡¯s PoV # A ck armor suddenly appeared and started crushing the snakes and frogs. ¡°Uaaaaah! What¡¯s this this ck thiiiiiiing!? 666, the heck did you summon!?¡± ¡°Calm down, 650. It appears to be mobile despite being submerged, so it should be a living armor type. Surround it! Use your numbers and deal with it!¡± ¡°Like this, No. 5-samaaa!?¡± However, the difference in strength between it and both the frogs and snakes was too big. Each time the ck armor brandished its sword, snakes were split in two and many frogs¡¯ tongues were severed, lowering their capability drastically. Some individuals were simply crushed, trampled by the weight of its armor. Following Core 5¡¯s instructions and attacking it from all sides with frogs, several attacks finally hit their mark. It was bit also bit as the snakes snapped at its legs. However, whatever the ck armor was made from made it so that the Bite Snakes¡¯ fangs and the Big Frogs¡¯ tongues had little to no effect on it. ¡°Tch, this thing is practically like God¡¯s Vanguard. The monsters can only make it stand still huh.¡± ¡°No 5-saaama, the water¡¯s settled dooown! Should I send monsters too?¡± ¡°Alright, 652, send your snakes to invade¡ Have you prepared monsters that can work in water? Oi! Can you get Sea Snakes!?¡± ¡°Y-yesss! Doing it now!¡± Core 650 summoned snakes that could swim underwater. Although underwater snakes couldn¡¯t live onnd, they were suitable given the current situation. He sent a few of them into Team Demon King¡¯s dungeon straight away. ¡ Ah,e to think of it, I get the feeling Sea Snakes can¡¯t live if they aren¡¯t in sea water huh¡ must be my imagination. With that, Core 5 decided to stop thinking about it. ¡°651, you go on the offense as well. 652, attack Team Sovereign. 651, attack Team Demon King. 650, keep on defending¡ dammit, I don¡¯t have enough workers. Why aren¡¯t your underlings here?¡± Right now, this dungeon was the only one to have three cores operating it. In this fight that was a three-way team battle, having three was already pushing the limit. Well, although they should¡¯ve been able to use their subordinates¡ª ¡°¡±¡± B-because there¡¯s no way we thought they¡¯d eat each other!! ¡°¡±¡± ¡°Stingy fools! That¡¯s why you should summon intelligent monsters! Come on, thanks to that we don¡¯t have enough workers nor DP!¡± ¡ªRight, the monsters they used their specially-given DP on to summon and be their supporters were, respectively, a snake, a frog, and a slug. These guys,cking intelligence as always, took their eyes off of them for just a bit. When they came back, there were only carcasses remaining. As expected, this left Core 5 at wits¡¯ end. After all, he had a somewhat optimistic view about this since his side had three cores. ¡°Alriiight, I got control of Team Sovereign¡¯s firssst room! Advanciiing!¡± ¡°Geko, the ck armor for Team Demon King is in the way on my end¡ I¡¯ll leave them to you, 652.¡± The Bite Snakes were manipted by Core 652, the slug. They almost carelessly attacked the Skeletons, but here, they were mutual enemies to an enemy. They headed farther inside together. ¡°Alright, alright. Here we gooo, up the slooope!¡± Once they were moving up the slope, a viscous liquid flowed down. With no room to avoid it, the snakes and bones all got swallowed up by it. The bones were washed away, but the snakes were stuck to the slope. With this, they were one step ahead of Team Demon King¡ however. ¡°Ugueeh! W-what¡¯s that!? Uwaah, uwaaaaah!¡± ¡°What¡¯s wrong, 652? Tell me!¡± ¡°The snaaakes, they can¡¯t move at aaaaall! It¡¯s too sliiimy!¡± Unable to move because of the slimy liquid engulfing them, the snakes writhed in attempt to break free, but only managed to push themselves down the slope. Their momentum gradually built, until¡ Bang! They crashed into the skeletons that were trying to make their way up. ¡°W-what¡ what can I dooo¡¡± The slimy liquid kept them stuck wriggling on the ground. Inevitably, the snakes¡¯ bodies twined around each other, making it even worse. Even giving it their all, they still weren¡¯t be able to make their way up the slope. Core 652 sighed, thinking that he could do something if there were slugs there, but the only things there were, unfortunately, snakes. ¡°Aaaaaah! Those bones¡¯re in the waaay! Ugeh, they¡¯re stepping on them!¡± ¡°Use them as rides, coil around the bones, 652!¡± ¡°O-okaaaay!¡± Despite doing as Core 5 instructed and having the Bite Snakes coil around the Skeletons, they just turned into weights for the Skeletons and caused them to slide along the slippery ground back toward the bottom. ¡°Didn¡¯t wooork, the footing¡¯s too slippeeeeery!¡± ¡°Hah!? Slippery!? Ssswitch with me, 652! Snakes originally moved on water! Bad footing like thisss isn¡¯t something that should ssstop them!¡± ¡°Ah, ch-change! Switch! ¡ª! Uaaah!? The ck armooooor!¡± Reced, Core 652 panicked because of the ck armor that was decimating them. Core 650, on the other hand, was calm. ¡°Alriiight, I¡¯m going! I can jussst use the walls if the floor¡¯s no good! These ssstone walls are more than enough!¡± Manipting the snakes, Core 650 had them move up the wall. Avoiding the slimy floor, he felt they¡¯d make it through and¡ªit happened at that moment. Water that was filling the passageway suddenly flushed all of them away. Chapter 180 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 3 Huh. So snakes can move along walls? That was a blind spot. Even though most of walls were covered with slime as well, the [Lotion Slope] was, unexpectedly, easily ovee. The cause might be because slime doesn¡¯t really build up on walls so it wasn¡¯t that effective. ¡°Oh, is that alright? You¡¯ll wash away all of your precious Tentacle Slime juice.¡± ¡°I was hoping that we could use it to gain a bit more time, but it got ovee rather quickly¡ Well, I have another three rooms¡¯ worth to use on the upper floors still.¡± With that, I opened the flood gate and hit the reset button by washing everything away. Looks like I can still use the flood attack. It feels like flushing the toilet though¡ Ah, for the slimy slopes, the difficulty will get harder on the upper floors since I put the Gargoyles there to rain down magic on them from above. There¡¯s even a ce they have to cross over a thin bridge that doesn¡¯t have any handrails¡ ¡ Huh? Aren¡¯t snakes unexpectedly strong? They could just cross it like they would a tree branch. Well, it¡¯s fine. Snakes are snakes, there¡¯s lots of ways to deal with them. ¡°Still though, Team Demon King¡¯s second ck armor hasn¡¯t made a move yet?¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s still clearing out the snakes and Golems in the entrance room! So eerie.¡± ¡°How about their bone fish boss?¡± ¡°I¡¯m chasin¡¯ it with the shark, but it¡¯s pretty quick. I¡¯ll get it soon!¡± Team Demon King¡¯s dungeon is almost entirely filled with water now. The traps that were nted in their passages were rendered ineffective from the water, making things go very well for Team Sovereign (us), but Haku-san said that, ¡°6 wouldn¡¯t let it end with that.¡± ¡ Conversely, you¡¯re saying that there¡¯s a good chance it¡¯ll continue on as-is for Team Dragon King? Ah, we reached Team Dragon King¡¯s fifth floor already? That was fast. Isn¡¯t there a boss? It¡¯s like the mermen are are vacation or something. ¡°Goshujin-sama. Enemies have reached the second floor.¡± Hearing Meat¡¯s report, I looked at the monitor. Those snakes and bones that got washed away had all ascended the slope again. I¡¯m going with the stance that [We can¡¯t flood again immediately] even if we can do it whenever, so I let them up this time. Let¡¯s constantly flush them out when they get to the higher floors. It¡¯ll affect more stuff that way. Water flows downwards after all. ¡°Alright, how about we use some DP to harass them?¡± ¡°Oh? What kind of harassment do you have in mind?¡± ¡°You¡¯ll know once you see it.¡± And so I summoned a monster. [1] * # Team Demon King¡¯s Point of View # ¡°Oh¡ so water won¡¯t be used this time?¡± Core 666 said in a somewhat disappointed tone. Summoned by [Summon Skeleton], the Skeletons were continuing to march, but their progress was slow going. Furthermore, their ck Steel Living Armor on Team Dragon King¡¯s side had just sliced a tough-skinned huge slug that was around three meters long in half. Well, even if it¡¯s skin was hard, it was just to the degree of being iron-like, so her master-manipted Living Armor was able to kill it more than easily. They hadn¡¯t spent that much DP on it for nothing. Its movements had dulled somewhat due to the water¡ªdue to the seawater, but it was still a boss. Well, let¡¯s leave our Zack to taking care of their troops. Master looks like he¡¯s having fun operating the Living Armor, so it¡¯s probably better that I don¡¯t interrupt him. ¡ªWhat is important is Team Sovereign¡¯s dungeon. The corners of Core 666¡¯s mouth raised a little in anticipation of what might appear next. After ascending and making it through the slope, there was a small room. There were no branches in the path. This dungeon was practically a single path, it didn¡¯t really need to be explored at all. It was probably because it was specialized to direct the water. After all, the less ces that the water could lose its vigor, the better. There were Gargoyles in the small room. They attacked the Skeletons by hurling balls of fire and balls of water at them. ¡°Heeh, that¡¯s quite a lot for them to handle. It might be too much for the Skeletons¡ªhowever, I have the numbers advantage.¡± Manipting the Skeletons, Core 666 surrounded each Gargoyle with five Skeletons. They only had bone weapons on them, but they could manage if they were able to disrupt the Gargoyles¡¯ mana by constantly hitting it. Even if no single attack was fatal, the Gargoyle would eventually fall from the umted damage. However. Bite Snakes attacked the Skeletons that were surrounding the Gargoyles. ¡°Oh? Have they gone senile?¡± They shook off the pests hanging from them. Throwing the Bite Snakes off, they were beheaded. [2] And when she looked, the skeletons were attacking the Bite Snakes even though she hadn¡¯t ordered them to. ¡°¡ Heeh. I didn¡¯t think about something amusing like that.¡± When she looked at the map, they didn¡¯t have the blue color that signified they were allies. In this three-way Dungeon Battle, all enemies had red markers. In other words, these red Skeletons of hers were enemies to them. And so, Team Dragon King¡¯s snakes also had red markers¡ In other words, the Skeletons should look like [Team Demon King¡¯s Skeletons] to Team Dragon King. There was even the possibility that the Bite Snakes that had attacked a moment ago were Team Sovereign¡¯s monsters. Or, perhaps, it was just that Team Dragon King mixed in with them, simply tricking them before attacking in revenge? ¡ The possibility of that was greater. It wasn¡¯t as though they had to give her any hints to work with, after all. ¡ªCore 666 had just realized that believing [My enemy¡¯s enemy is my ally] was [Naive]. ¡°Kukuku, so that¡¯s how you want to do this!? Good, good! I¡¯ll do it your way then! I¡¯ll take care of these statues first ande after your snakes next¡ª! I¡¯ll ughter you all!¡± She should have done it like this from the start. Enemies are enemies, even if they are the enemy¡¯s enemy. She didn¡¯t have to do something so ipetent as cooperate with them. ¡°Aah, what a fun battle this is!¡± Core 666 smiled from the bottom of her heart. * ¡ªCore 6 watched on in silence. Since the start of this Dungeon Battle, he hadn¡¯t interfered at all. Even when it came to how to make the dungeon, he left everything to Core 666 and her master. Core 6 didn¡¯t trust Core 666¡¯s master at all. Her master was originally a swordsman-type human that came from a human farm. Trusting livestock wasn¡¯t something that should be done. If you did, it would be for trusting them to be some good DP. On a certain day, a human that should¡¯ve been [Crushed] became Core 666¡¯s master, so it was decided that he would serve as Core 666¡¯s [Servant]. Since then, that human hadn¡¯t displeased Core 666 ever¡ªit appeared that she had scolded him to train him asionally though¡ªand had survived to this day. He decided to use this Dungeon Battle as a sort of test case for Core 666¡¯s master. If he was [Usable], then it would be fine. If he was [Unusable], then he would have to think of something. He even considered disposing of this master under the guise of [Guidance]. And so, like this, Core 6 sat back and observed in silence. Footnotes: Might be more than one monster. Doesn¡¯t specify. Wille back and adjust once it is rified. Return It doesn¡¯t say whether the Skeletons or Bite Snakes were beheaded, so I don¡¯t know which were. I¡¯lle back and adjust if/when it is rified in the future. Chapter 181 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 4 [Right, Kehma-kun, there¡¯s something I wanted to ask you. That alright? There¡¯s no aquatic-type core right now. If I had to say why, it¡¯d be that they wouldn¡¯t be able toe to the party¡ Kehma-kun. Do you think that something like a merman-type core coulde to the party?] ¡°¡ Couldn¡¯t they participate if you hosted it next to the sea or at a pool or something? I mean, couldn¡¯t they participate even if you just put a big bucket on a wagon? Or maybe you could just have them know humanization from the start? I¡¯ve heard stuff about mermen like that before.¡ªOoh, couldn¡¯t they just have some sort of skill that let them swim in the air?¡± [Ooooh, good, good. As expected of Kehma-kun. I¡¯ll make a note of that!] [Father] suddenly openedmunications with us. He asked me a question, so I gave him a suitable response. Please don¡¯t make a personal consultation during a battle, referee! ¡°Kehma, you were able to respond like usual with Tou-sama? Amazing!¡± ¡°He¡¯s your Tou-chan right? I¡¯m just going with that kind of feeling.¡± [1] He¡¯s Rokuko¡¯s father, so I decided to not care even if he was God. There¡¯s no reason for me to worry about it. ¡°To call him Tou-chan¡ that¡¯s rather impolite to Otou-sama, Kehma-san.¡± [Un? I don¡¯t mind, call me what you like. Well, I wouldn¡¯t mind even if Kehma-kun called me Otou-san¡ ah, I¡¯d actually prefer him to call me Father-in-Law-san you know? Lyon-kun used that for me.] [2] Listening to us like it was nothing, he answered. Oi, who¡¯s this Lyon-kun guy? When I was thinking about that, Ichika whispered it into my ear. ¡ Ah, so he¡¯s the first emperor of the Raverio Empire. In other words, Haku-san¡¯s master, huh? Looks like he even turned into their currency. One copper coin is 1 Lyon. ¡°It would be nice if you avoided speaking of that man, Otou-sama. He¡¯s a past mistake.¡± [Gotcha.] Hearing them talk about him like a normal father and daughter, it felt somewhat strange. So the first emperor¡¯s an ex-boyfriend huh¡ ah, I¡¯m sensing bloodlust from Haku-san. Nothing to see here! Nothing! * Well, back on topic now, I made a move against the snakes with the [Skeletons] I summoned and mixed into their midst by taking advantage of their turmoil while fighting against the Gargoyles. Team Dragon King splendidly retaliated against Team Demon King¡¯s Skeletons. How gullible are these guys? Team Demon King took it a step further though. They started annihting Team Dragon King¡¯s snakes. ¡ From the looks of it, I¡¯d say that after finishing off the Gargoyles, they decided that Team Dragon King was simply a nuisance after our meddling. The snakes started dashing away like baby spiders, so it was decided that they¡¯d advance separately¡ Well, the dungeon¡¯s practically a single path the whole way because of the water though. The only branches really, particrly on lower floors, are just the flood gates¡¯ areas. They¡¯re basically just dead ends. It doesn¡¯t look like they annihted all of the snakes for now, but it looks like they¡¯re definitely going to make it through the areas separately. I appreciate that. I didn¡¯t want to think about how good two teams working together would be. ¡°Ah, I should replenish the Gargoyles huh.¡± I repeatedly used the incantation for [Summon Gargoyle]. It¡¯s a pain, but Haku-san¡¯s right here. The summoned Gargoyles went out to counterattack. ¡ Ah, the next floor¡¯s apletely submerged area? Before making their way up an ascending staircase, it was a floor that they had to first make their way down a staircase into water. For another way to picture it, think of the bend just below a toilet. It¡¯s the thing that prevents pests from making their way into the bowl from the sewers. As a dungeon restriction, there had to be a point where they could take a rest and breathe air on the way since a dungeon that couldn¡¯t be captured was an out, so it wasn¡¯t right to say it waspletely submerged, but still¡ Setting aside the snakes, the Skeletons didn¡¯t need the rest point at all. ¡°I¡¯ll send the Gargoyles to wait at the rest point just in case. They have the magic skill [Spark] since they¡¯ll be at a ce where everything¡¯s drenched in sea water¡ but still¡¡± ¡°? Is there something to be uneasy about, Kehma? It sounds like it¡¯ll work to me.¡± ¡°¡ I wonder if electricity works against bones¡¡± ¡°Oooh.¡± It¡¯d mess muscles up pretty bad, but they¡¯re just bone. I nced at Haku-san. ¡°If you have something you want to ask, please go and ask it. [Spark] is a light-type magic, so it is effective against Skeletons.¡± ¡°Ah, so it¡¯s that sort of thing?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know what you mean by ¡®that sort of thing¡¯ though?¡± But well, those bones are just going to skip the rest point. The snakes will probably take a break there though. Even if I tried having them use [Spark] from the surface of the water¡ªit¡¯d scatter in the water, so it wouldn¡¯t work. And that¡¯s how the defense is going, but what about the offense? ¡°Ichika, Meat. How¡¯s our attack going?¡± ¡°Team Demon King¡¯s dungeon, just now won against that bone bone with the shark. The boss room door popped open so I sent the sardines into the third floor to explore.¡± ¡°Team Dragon King¡¯s dungeon, the ck armor is obliterating, so I left it to Team Demon King and am just searching and guiding. It¡¯s going well. Also, slugs appeared in defense. They are crowding the ceiling. Should I project it onto the monitor?¡± Let¡¯s not look at Team Dragon King¡¯s dungeon. It¡¯s doing alright. What¡¯s on my mind is how to go about interrupting the enemy team that are invading us together. Well, they¡¯d be better off cooperating in trying to capture the dungeon. They¡¯d make progress. There¡¯s a hand I prepared but haven¡¯t used, but well, there¡¯s no reason for me to use it if I can win without it. [3] It looking like they are progressing, so let¡¯s add some water to slow them down before they get to the submerged area. ¡°Alright, open the gates~. Leave them open for a while and drain the water into the enemies¡¯ dungeons.¡± ¡°Kay~. For where they are¡ the third flood gate? Opening!¡± Dodododo¡ the seawater surged, overtaking the Skeletons and snakes. ¡°¡ Oh?¡± ¡°Kehma, emergency! The aren¡¯t getting swept away!¡± The snakes were washed away. However, the Skeletons anchored down by clinging to the walls. Lining up single file against the wall, the Skeletons sliced through the water current. By having one of them take the brunt of the water¡¯s momentum, they were able to make it easier on all the rest. This is a method used by several groups to counter sh flooding¡ our opponents figured it out faster than I thought. Was it because of a hint from Core 6? Or maybe it was Core 666 or the master¡¯s ability to cope? ¡°Leave the water going for a while. It doesn¡¯t look like they¡¯re able to move while the water¡¯s flowing, so I¡¯ll throw something at them.¡± ¡°G-got it.¡± Loading a Gargoyle up into a [Mana Potion (Barrel)], I put it into the water current and had it hit the Skeletons. The barrel and several of the Skeletons broke, so I sent more Gargoyles in. The Skeletons weren¡¯t able to hold up, so their formation copsed and they got washed away. I decided to have the Gargoyles that got washed into Team Dragon King¡¯s dungeon along with the Skeletons continue on and explore. ¡ I wonder if they¡¯ll think up a countermeasure for the Gargoyle-in-a-barrel? Let¡¯se up with something else. Footnotes: Please note that almost every character is referring to [Father] with very slight differences. As most of terms aren¡¯t generally known by English readers, I¡¯ve resorted to tranting the lesser-known ones as either [Dad] or [Father]. Return An example of a lesser used ¡°Father¡±¡ Gifu-san -> Father-in-Law/Stepfather. Author even goes so far as to tell readers to read it as ¡®Otou-san¡¯. It¡¯s such a mouthful in English though ._. Return This might be more than a single trump card. Doesn¡¯t specify. Wille back and edit if mentioned in the future. Chapter 182 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 5 # Team Demon King¡¯s Point of View # The water was unexpectedly troublesome. Even though they could deal with it, they couldn¡¯t advance. By the time that the water had finally stopped, Team Demon King¡¯s dungeon was underwater all the way to the third floor, so another bone fish boss would go there. This time, they learned from their opponent and went with mixing a single boss in with sardine-like small fish. ¡°¡ Haah, it looks like the DP I was saving till today is running out too.¡± Core 666 let out a sigh. For now, she summoned some more Skeletons and sent them into Team Sovereign¡¯s dungeon. The Skeletons were all moving together like a centipede and somehow managed to endure the water current and advance. ¡ But thanks to that, she realized a new way to deal with the water. She could use this. ¡°695 is fit to be my rival after all¡¡± When Core 666 had the Skeletons advance forward, she found a small room near a stairway. The stairs descended into water. It appeared she took the wrong way¡ªor maybe not. Perhaps the floor was pre-submerged? At any rate, the Skeletons were basically expendable, so Core 666 sent the Skeletons in. It was like the bottom of the sea. There was practically no light and there was seaweed growing in it. It all shook side to side, making the visibility even worse. When they looked up from in the water, there appeared to be a small room with lighting from it, looking like moonlight. ¡°This is a very stylish floor.¡± However, it was still a dungeon. Naturally, it would have traps. When she tried having the Skeletons use their hands to push the seaweed aside and open a path, their hands abruptly fell off. ¡°¡? Did something happen? No¡ªis something there?¡± She had the Skeletons advance further to make sure, but their arms fell off just like their hands had. ¡°¡ That¡¯s¡ Jiji-sama, what is that?¡± Hearing Core 666¡¯s question Core 6 looked at the monitor. It was hard to see, but 6 was able to see something. It was thread¡ªorichalcum-made thread that had been stretched incredibly thin. ¡°Hoh. It appears to be thread made from orichalcum¡ How was it made so thin, though?¡± ¡°Orichalcum!? Come to think of it, 695 was wearing an orichalcum ring, Jiji-sama.¡± ¡°She was? Perhaps she has a skilled master dwarf cksmith¡ Right, I¡¯ll show you an orichalcum ingot next time, it looks quite lovely.¡± ¡°Fufu, sounds fun. It¡¯s a promise.¡± Still, thread? She didn¡¯t even have a way to cut it, it was orichalcum. No matter how thin it was, orichalcum couldn¡¯t be broken without the dwarves¡¯ processing methods. In other words, there was no way for her to remove the thread. When she looked around, the passage divided into the current way and a side path. The current way was filled with the thread. And ahead, the path that was divided in two merged back together. The thread was ced like some sort of crude web. It didn¡¯t matter for the Skeletons, but there appeared to be a small room beyond the web that you could take a breath in. So if you tried to run straight through the passage to try and get a breath of air¡ªyou would be sliced into small pieces. ¡°¡ So that¡¯s it.¡± Core 666 guessed that it could also be used with the water trap. The thread was sharp enough to slice through bone just by touching it. If they were pressed against it by the force of the water, they¡¯d likely turn into mesh-shaped mincemeat (bone in this case). Just imagining it was gross. It was wonderful. ¡°Jiji-sama, what if I used my magic sword?¡± ¡°You should avoid it. My magic sword has the [Indestructible] property, so it could do it, but even so, breaking through orichalcum takes too much effort.¡± ¡°Heeh¡ even Jiji-sama¡¯s magic sword¡¡± Using [Summon Skeleton] yet again, Core 666 smiled daringly. Chapter 183 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 6 I caused a water current to start up in the submerged floor. Water¡¯s justing in from the floor above though. If I let the water drain down from above into the drainage traps, the water will flow downward. Is it hard for them to hold their ground underwater? The Skeletons were sliced into small pieces by the orichalcum wire like gtin. ¡ Fufufu, this wire¡¯s super effective¡! ¡°Orichalcum thread¡ it¡¯s good that you could prepare such fine thread.¡± ¡°Yeah, there¡¯s a skilled master cksmith at our vige.¡± Let¡¯s go with that. Well, I¡¯m the one that actually made it of course. Taking out the four orichalcum coins that Rokuko got from the 1,000 DP gacha, I tried out making them into superfine threads like fiberss. It was enough just making it thin enough that it started drooping. It looked like what I saw on TV before. Using [Create Golem] to manipte the orichalcum¡¯s even easier than the normal way used to forge iron, I¡¯m in full control too. I was a bit worried about its strength since it was so thin, but it almost sliced through my fingers when I tried picking it up. Rather, it¡¯s at the point that Iron Golem would easily get sliced up. And that¡¯s all despite it being thinner than a hair. Orichalcum is scary. I was somehow able to pick it up after attaching handles to both ends of the one meter long orichalcum wire. I ended up making a crazy level wire. (Keeping it cheap by using iron for the handles, I made it by having it adhere to the orichalcum.) ¡°Maybe I should have something made next time?¡± ¡°Please ask through me, that person is a little obstinate. Even if you talked to him directly, he¡¯d just say stuff like [It can¡¯t be made!].¡± ¡°Really? Well, keeping capable craftsmen on a leash is important. I¡¯ll leave the ordering to Kehma-san when the timees, then.¡± Concerning the orichalcum processing, I already more or less revealed it with the ring. Eh, well, there¡¯s a pretty big difference in difficulty between making a ring and making a wire that¡¯s thinner than a hair though. ¡°Hey Kehma. It¡¯s a middle level at this submerged floor right?¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s that kind of feeling.¡± ¡°So then that means it¡¯s turning around? What¡¯s it like on enemies¡¯ sides?¡± ¡°Let¡¯s see what¡¯s going on in Team Dragon King¡¯s dungeon. Meat?¡± ¡°¡ First of all, we reached the seventh floor in Team Dragon King¡¯s dungeon. It is the seventh floor, but this boss room isn¡¯t a miniboss, it¡¯s the dungeon¡¯sst boss.¡± ¡ There weren¡¯t any decent gimmicks in their maze at all. They were all meant to be used against humanoids, so they practically didn¡¯t affect the fish at all. Even for Team Demon King¡¯s ck Armor, its armor¡¯s strength was so strong that it was unhurt. The only effective trap against it was the skewer trap, but that¡¯s normal. I never thought that we¡¯d make it that far so easily. Now we only need to look forward to the dungeon boss, but the ck Armor¡¯s super motivated and swinging its ck sword around. Our turn isn¡¯t going to show up, is it? I mean, there¡¯s a decent chance that it¡¯ll turn on us if we tried interrupting the fight. Let¡¯s let it do whatever. ¡°How is it progressing in Team Demon King¡¯s dungeon?¡± ¡°Nn, we¡¯re at another boss-like room on the fifth floor. Feels miniboss-ish.¡± There¡¯s a big skeleton guarding the door that leads farther in. It¡¯s probably a boss monster they prepared to use from the start, unlike the bone fish from the second floor. Unlike how the bone fish felt like it was prepared after seeing their dungeon get flooded, this one feels like it belongs in this dungeon. Although this dungeon had the usual traps like spring noose traps, pitfall traps, and traps that would shoot arrows at you if you touched a wire, they were all just shabby. I don¡¯t know what¡¯ll happen after this, but I won¡¯t be careless. More of those ck Armor monsters might appear as the dungeon boss. ¡°! Kehma! The ck Armor that was in Team Demon King¡¯s dungeon entrance came to our dungeon!¡± Seriously? They¡¯re finally going to try and capture us seriously huh. Taking a look, a ck Armor was walking into our dungeon with a lot of Skeletons. It was surrounded by the Skeletons, so it looks like it¡¯s wary of traps. ¡°Let¡¯s try giving them a dose of water to chew on. Open the first floodgate.¡± ¡°Kay~¡± I added a Barrel Gargoyles while we were at it. Now then, what¡¯ll they do? Their response appeared immediately. A few of the skeletons in the front were struck by the barrel, but the ck Armor cutting the Gargoyle that appeared from inside it in half with its sword. Then, they probably replenished their forces through a summon-type skill like [Summon Skeleton]. It was used a lot during that fight at Team Demon Lord¡¯s dungeon entrance, but summon-type skills really are strong, huh. They can keep on replenishing pawns for free. I followed their lead and used [Summon Gargoyle]. If a single Barrel Gargoyle¡¯s no good, what about five? What about ten? Well, it probably won¡¯t have much effect, but¡ Gargoyle-kuns. I¡¯ll leave it to you. ¡ It feels like they¡¯re resenting me from being used as sacrifices, so don¡¯te back even if you survive, kay? Aah, if that¡¯s the case maybe it¡¯s easier using [Summon Skeleton] like this? They¡¯re dead from the start after all. Ah, but there¡¯s that scary grudge feeling huh. Which way would be better then¡ Hmm. ¡°What now? Gonna keep the water goin¡¯?¡± ¡°No, it¡¯s better if we keep them going only for short intervals rather than constantly flowing. The strongest thing about it is the initial punch of the water current after all. And so¡ªtake out [The Big Ball]. We¡¯ll be using it here.¡± ¡°Finally! [The Big Ball], go!¡± Rokuko manipted the monitor in glee and and room that stored [The Big Ball]¡ªit was ced on the ceiling¡ªswung open. Then, [The Big Ball]¡ a gigantic ball of iron, fell down the slope. It¡¯s something prettymon in certain adventure films. Following the obviousbination of [Gravity + Slope + Ball], [The Big Ball] slowly rolled down the hill. To say it another way, the ball was a huge bowling ball. The enemies? Our pins. While on the subject, it¡¯s made to be just barely the same size as the passage. It can¡¯t be avoided unless you¡¯re in a room. Even if you cut in half, its crazy momentum would stay the same! [The Big Ball] moved slowly at first, but it gradually picked up speed. By the time it encountered that ck Armor it¡¯d be strong enough to knock them into their next life. What, even though it just barely fits the passage, that means there¡¯s a little room in the corners? Those are blocked, so don¡¯t worry. There¡¯s no room to dodge. The remnants of those snakes are all just red spots now! Moreover, this trap was Haku-san¡¯s idea. She rmended it because I¡¯d already prepared the slope, which it needed. It really is stronger than a water current. ¡°Fufufu, the fusion of my idea for a trap and Rokuko-chan¡¯s dungeon¡ this is wonderful.¡± ¡°Y-yeah.¡± ¡°Gooo! [The Big Ball]! Realize my and Haku Ane-sama¡¯s strength~!¡± Its momentum at the max, the iron ball encountered the ck Armor-led group of Skeletons. Chapter 184 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 7 Its momentum at the max, the iron ball encountered the ck Armor-led group of Skeletons. It happened in an instant. The Skeletons were destroyed. Their bone fragments scattered in all direction. And¡ª ¡ªno longer spinning, the iron ball had been pierced by a red magic sword. The ck Armor stabbed the red-hot glowing magic sword into the iron ball, bringing its momentum to a stop. When it swung its magic sword several more times, red lines ran across the iron ball. It melted. ¡°¡ Huh?¡± My mouth hung wide open. I mean like, that was an iron ball big enough to fill the passage, you know? I never thought that they¡¯d be able to stop something with that much mass and momentum with a single sword. Seriously. Also, just how much heat did they use to actually be able to melt that thing? ¡°Uwah, even though I didn¡¯t think they could do it¡ they melted Haku Ane-sama¡¯s big ball!¡± ¡°They overcame it splendidly. Well, things like this can happen, too¡ Oh? Rokuko-chan, that magic sword¡ isn¡¯t it Core 666¡¯s?¡± ¡°Really? Ah, it is¡ wait, no way, the Dungeon Core herself¡¯s taking part!?¡± ¡°Eh¡ª. I thought it was just a Living Armor though?¡± I thought the Living Armor would just be empty on the inside though¡ So you could use it like that too huh. Well, I¡¯m using Golems like that after all. Dungeon Cores don¡¯t actually need to breathe, so there¡¯s no problem even if they¡¯re underwater¡ or maybe her true form is this Living Armor? ¡°Really, those fellows from the Demon King Faction are all so belligerently troublesome¡ Hahhh¡¡± Haku-san sighed and held her hand against her temple. Perhaps it¡¯s like this a lot with the Demon King Faction? Maybe they¡¯re all a set with dungeon boss-like true forms. ¡°¡ Well, yep. Ichika, send our Sahagins into Team Demon King¡¯s dungeon. Now¡¯s our chance since the ck Armor isn¡¯t there.¡± ¡°Roger~¡± ¡°Meat, do you need reinforcements?¡± ¡°I think we should wait and see a bit longer? Gargoyles would be helpful.¡± ¡°Got it. I¡¯ll go and summon some.¡± Using [Summon Gargoyle], I sent them to the bottom floor¡¯s flood gate room. ¡ It¡¯s a bitte for it, but the Gargoyles can move between floors. They use the non-standard route of traveling through the sea outside the dungeon. There¡¯s a flood gate room like a space ship¡¯s airlock on each of the floors, so using that route, they can get to any floors I want them to. They can even move about without causing floods if I just collect the water. As far as outside invaders are concerned, our response is shutting the gates firmly. There¡¯s a proper route to use, so please use it. ¡°Mu, the ck Armor has already reached the submerged area on the middle floors.¡± ¡°Muu, we can¡¯t use [The Big Ball] against 666 anymore huh?¡± ¡°Just in case, prepare another one to hit them right after leaving the submerged area. Let¡¯s try adding water with it so that it won¡¯t be melted.¡± It might be at the point of being identally lethal to Core 666, but it¡¯s probably worse that she came to the front lines as the Dungeon Core in the first ce. ¡°¡ For argument¡¯s sake, it won¡¯t be my fault even if Core 666 dies right?¡± ¡°Well, there are idents in Dungeon Battles. Feel free to kill her.¡± I got Haku-san¡¯s approval. Let¡¯s keep with it then. ¡°Middle floor, release the water. Let¡¯s have the orichalcum wire give them a hug.¡± ¡°Okay~¡± ¡°Ah, go with a counter-current too. They won¡¯t be able to hold their ground as easily.¡± ¡°Oh, then we¡¯ll need to open another gate from another direction?¡± It¡¯s the middleyer, but we can pour water in from the lower area on the opposite side. By using that huge amount of water to cause a counter-current, the water current should jolt about, chopping them up finely with the orichalcum wires. * # Team Demon King¡¯s Point of View # ¡°That was¡ a little scary.¡± That iron ball had a lot of force behind it. She was almost toote in reacting because she thought there¡¯d only be that water. She almost got squashed to death, but she seeded in dealing with it. She shivered from the thrill. This¡ªthis was what she wanted. ¡°Aahhh¡ªthis is so much fun!¡± She couldn¡¯t help herself from smiling. This is what Core 666 lived for, the excitement she all but begged for. Tranquility was nothing but a poison, one that dulled the mind and senses. ¡°Battles are amazing. Wisdom, traps, strategy! 695, I wonder, are you feeling this pleasure too?¡± Core 666 absolutely wanted to share this delight with a [Rival (Friend)]. She¡¯d felt this way for a long time. ¡ªHowever, that hadn¡¯te true. Until now, at least. Why was this? It was because Core 666 was superior to all other cores in the 600 Series (her generation). No other core in it couldpare to her. Even the previous 500 Series of cores ended up refraining when it came to Core 666. She truly respected the strong ones in those previous series, but as far as what she felt towards those who were at the same or weaker than herself, a 600 Series (the youngest generation), she felt they were pathetic. That is why she didn¡¯t have a [Rival (Friend)]. But for this Core 695, a member of the same series as her¡ªshe might possibly be able to be a [Rival (Friend)] that she could share these feelings with. It was like her thirst was being quenched for the first time. It was painfully irresistible, she wanted more of it. More. The pleasure of her empty pot made of insatiable desire being appeased¡ she wanted it so badly. If she had something like a [Rival (Friend)]¡ªshe couldn¡¯t think of a better word¡ªthat she could enjoy it with, she would definitely want to trample and wreck them. That would be the best. [Aidi, I defeated Team Dragon King¡¯s boss. I found the core.] [1] At that moment, an indifferent report came from her master. The voice that called Core 666 [Aidi] belonged to a youth. It was a report that he¡¯d suppressed them. ¡°Continue on, break it. How did you ovee it?¡± [It wasn¡¯t a big deal. They failed.] It seemed that a Poison Wyvern appeared as the boss. [I didn¡¯t expect that the poison from its breath would explode, but that¡¯s all.] ¡°Hmm.¡± Poison wouldn¡¯t work against the Living Armor her master was operating at all, but it appeared that it scraping against the cobblestone floor with its ws after the room was filled with poison resulted in an explosion. So that was their trump card? It was surprising, but that¡¯s all it was. ¡°Will youe over here when you destroy the Dummy Core?¡± [I will. I just destroyed it.] As though to confirm her master¡¯s report, [Father] openedmunications. [Alright~, Team Dragon King lost! Sorry, 5, you¡¯re out of the running.] [Ugaaaah! To lose heeeeeeere!?!?] [[[ Sorry, 5-samaaaaa! ]]] Those nuisances¡¯ grief was audible. With this, the nuisances were taken care of. ¡°Finally, it¡¯s just me and 695. Let¡¯s have some fun.¡± Core 666 advanced further into Team Sovereign¡¯s dungeon. Compared to the majesty of the Living Armor¡¯s armor, its footsteps as it advanced were joyful. Footnotes: I believe that [Aidi] is a pun for [ID], as in identification. Chapter 185 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 8 Team Dragon King wound up losing without even getting anything done. Reasonable. That¡¯s the word that crossed through my mind. Team Dragon King was constantly repressed by the floods and ughtered by the ck Armor in the Dungeon Battle. ¡°Well, the Sahagins would¡¯ve been annihted if I sent them against that boss though.¡± We didn¡¯t have a problem like that thanks to the ck Armor, but they would¡¯ve been nothing but sacrifices to a big shot like that Poison Wyvern. That would¡¯ve set us back. ¡°Ichika, how is it going on your end?¡± ¡°A little more. The Sahagins arrived, I can win.¡± The Sahagins and the shark were tossing a big skeleton that was the boss about in a room that got submerged. In particr, it looked like there was a Sahagin Rider on a swordfish that looked rather strong. From the looks of its bones, it¡¯ll be defeated in a bit as Ichika said. ¡°What about that ck Armor that went to our side? It didn¡¯t go and defend.¡± ¡°They¡¯re going all out on their offence, aren¡¯t they. We should use [The Big Ball] again!¡± ¡°Yeah. Let¡¯s put it to use while the ck Armor is in the lower floor. While we¡¯re at it, collect the first floor¡¯s water and dump it outside.¡± Since Team Dragon King¡¯s gate, which had kept on gulping down our water, ended up being closed, if we don¡¯t discard it ourselves the water would umte pretty fast. We¡¯d look like a true submerged dungeon if we didn¡¯t. ¡°What is Core 666¡¯s ck Armor doing?¡± ¡°It turned back in the middle floors. It looks like she wants to continue after meeting up with the other one.¡± ¡°¡ Would it be a nuisance if they met up or would that be a good thing? I mean, I could take care of them both in one go¡ Rokuko, what do you think?¡± ¡°It¡¯d be a nuisance either way, right? At the least, Core 666 has [Summon Skeleton] after all.¡± Core 666, aren¡¯t you getting tired of using [Summon Skeleton] so much? I¡¯m the same with [Summon Gargoyle] though, so it¡¯s not like I can say anything. * Well, I tried bashing the second ck Armor with [The Big Ball], but it challenged it head on and stopped it. They really are going with the brute force approach, its feet even cut grooves into the ground as it slid back. Moreover, [The Big Ball] broke. That being the case, I can¡¯t reuse it¡ However, it had a lot of scratches on its armor, so it looks like it finally took some damage. ¡°Hmm, it didn¡¯te with any Skeletons, so it¡¯s probably getting information from Core 666. I was wary of that. That¡¯s why I let them learn that they can [Cope] with the iron ball by using it against them the same way again, then I¡¯ll hit them with it along with the water current in the upper floors.¡± ¡°Well, there will be two of them, so it feels like they¡¯ll be able to deal with it¡¡± ¡°So that means we need take care of one of them in the submerged area, right?¡± If we can. If. Now then, the two ck Armors came into the submerged area. The orichalcum wire has already been seen through, so they probably won¡¯t get caught by it. ¡°Rokuko, send out the Gargoyles and the octopus. Kill them if possible.¡± ¡°Okay~, going!¡± * # Team Demon King¡¯s Point of View # ¡°Shall we go then?¡± [Un.] They walked into the submerged area. Skeletons in the lead, they advanced slowly so that they could cope even if a water current suddenly sprung up. The passageway was basically one way. It intersected with the direct route that had orichalcum threads strung up in it four times. ¡ There were several Gargoyles in the straight route¡¯s intersection. They couldn¡¯t see the thread easily, but it wouldn¡¯t allow them to advance. The Gargoyles used magic despite being underwater. It¡¯s true that it inanimate-types didn¡¯t have to breathe, but the kind of offensive magic that Gargoyles could use underwater was practically ineffective. Water or fire, the surrounding water would just get in the way. By process of elimination, they¡¯d probably only be able to throw rocks at them. It¡¯d do some damage to the Skeletons, but it wouldn¡¯t even be able to leave a scratch on the Living Armors made out of ck steel. ¡°Should we just ignore them and keep going?¡± [I¡¯ll go first, then.] The Living Armor manipted by Core 666¡¯s master went first. The sound of rocks hitting them was noisy. The first crossroad had the threads to the right¡ªit looked like there was a pocket of air beyond it, but the Living Armor didn¡¯t need to breathe. Circumventing the first orichalcum thread passage, they finally made their way to the ce where the Gargoyles were earlier. It had been just a few steps away from them, but since they had to go all the way around to avoid the dungeon¡¯s trap, it was very troublesome. The Gargoyles had gone further in, past the next orichalcum thread passage, and once again threw stones to hinder them. Rather than to hinder, it was more like they were just trying to annoy them. Just then, a water swimming through the water appeared. [¡ An octopus?] ¡°What¡¯s this? It¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve seen this monster¡ Jiji-sama, do you know?¡± [Yes¡ I believe it¡¯s a monster called an Octopus¡ I don¡¯t know it well.] Core 6 wasn¡¯t too informed about monsters in general. He paid even less attention to particrly weak monsters. He naturally wouldn¡¯t remember its characteristics. That¡¯s why he was a little surprised when it suddenly caused everything to go pitch ck. ¡°Crap¡ I can¡¯t see at all in this.¡± [Watch out for attacks. Solidify your defenses.] The stones kept hitting them, ringing as loud as ever. A few secondster, they were able to see. The octopus was gone, though. ¡°What were they trying to do?¡± [I wonder? Well, it¡¯s alright. Let¡¯s continue.] ¡°! Wait!¡± Ignoring the stones being thrown by the Gargoyles, the master¡¯s Living Armor walked forward. [¡ Wha¡ª!?] They were underwater, but the armor copsed under its own weight and¡ªas is, its body fell into pieces. The Living Armor had died. [I was killed¡! Aidi, what happened!?] ¡°The floor, it rotated. You were killed.¡± When she¡¯d confirmed it on the map, they¡¯d rotated exactly ny degrees. The Gargoyles attacking them from their left side moved perfectly in sync with the rotation, escaping as the Living Armor fell into pieces. There was no wire between the groups. She hadn¡¯t made use of the Skeletons despite being able to keep summoning them as long as she had the magical power to. It was toote, but she regretted not having them go first. [666. Calm down. Advance while paying careful attention to the map.] ¡°Understood, Jiji-sama¡ Master, I will punish youter.¡± When Core 666 tried to walk, this time, the water¡¯s flow fluctuated. ¡°¡ªSkeletons!¡± The skeletons linked together into a formation parallel to the flow of the water to deal with it. Immediately after that, an intense st of water attacked them. It was hard for her to deal with because they were already underwater and couldn¡¯t see the water¡¯s timing. [Wait, Aidi! The floo¡ª!] ¡°! Cra¡ª¡¡± She had forgotten about the spinning floor. It was hard to deal with the current even at the best of times, so now that she was taking the brunt of it head on, the Living Armor¡¯s massive body lost its footing. The Skeletons were swept away by the water current and chopped into bits. The fragments of the Living Armor her master had been operating was chopped up as well. She was flying towards the wires. ¡°¡ªHaaaaaah!!¡± Griiiiing! Holding out her magic sword to act as a shield, struck it against the orichalcum threads. The magic sword didn¡¯t break. It endured. ¡°Aha! As expected of [Indestructible]! It didn¡¯t break!¡± Verifying just how sturdy her magic sword was, sheughed happily. [Hoh¡ you added it?] ¡°Yeah, it used a lot of the 500,000 DP, but it was worth it!¡± Once she had gotten used to the current, she escaped down her original route. She¡¯d gotten into a tough spot, but she survived it. Like that¡ªCore 666 made it through the submerged area. Chapter 186 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 9 I knew it. I knew that Core 666¡¯s ck Armor would be able to make it through. But even so, when she got swept up by the water and went towards the orichalcum wires¡ª ¡°Did I do it!?¡± ¡ªI said it¡ I actually said that line¡ I need to be more careful next time. ¡°Kehma, almost, but not quite. It¡¯s okay,e here, now.¡± ¡°Why¡¯re you patting my head?¡± ¡°It just felt like Kehma was a bit depressed.¡± ¡°Ah, I was just hating myself for saying something that I believed that I would absolutely never say. Thanks for the thought, but Haku-san is watching, please stop.¡± It felt like her super cold re was asking, ¡°Shall tomorrow¡¯s dinner be served alive?¡± I¡¯m like a fish on a chopping board, hahaha. [1] ¡°Ah, s-sorry, Haku Ane-sama. We¡¯re in a Dungeon Battle, so we have to concentrate, right!¡± ¡°Fufufu, that¡¯s a good Rokuko-chan. Could you pat me on the headter too?¡± ¡°Mou! Haku Ane-sama, please don¡¯t make fun of me!¡± No, she¡¯s being serious. Not like I¡¯d say that though. Alright, back to the dungeon battle. The remaining troops left to Team Demon King over in our dungeon is a single ck Armor and lots of Skeletons. Those Skeletons are probably from [Summon Skeleton]. But in Team Demon King¡¯s dungeon¡ª ¡°Oi, Ichika. From how it was going a while ago, shouldn¡¯t you have already killed the boss?¡± ¡°U-uhh, yeah¡ but the door didn¡¯t open! I¡¯m back to lookin¡¯ now.¡± ¡°There aren¡¯t any enemy reactions left in the room. I¡¯m helping, too.¡± With that, Ichika and Meat¡¯s responded to me in puzzlement. It looks like our exploration was stalled¡ No choice but to go back to looking huh? ¡°¡ There is also the possibility that there is a hidden passage on another floor.¡± ¡°It could be some sort of door that can¡¯t be found without activating a trap. Don¡¯t forget to look over the ceilings as well¡ pitfall traps too.¡± Putting a passage inside a pitfall trap¡ maybe I should do that in our dungeon too? Haku-san¡¯s didn¡¯t say anything after telling us there is a correct route. No choice but to search ourselves, then. ¡°Fufu, this reminds me of the Dungeon Battle between Rokuko-chan and I.¡± ¡°Eh? Aah,e to think of it¡ that¡¯s right, Haku Ane-sama.¡± ¡°Should we start searching again from the entrance just in case¡? Send a few Golems and use them.¡± ¡°Yes, Goshujin-sama.¡± Fortunately, there isn¡¯t even a single enemy monster remaining. She can look for it freely. Are they confident that we won¡¯t be able to find it even after looking for it, or are they amassing forces on an unexplored floor further inside? Is there another possibility? Overlooking something would be bad¡ ¡°Rokuko, what do you think?¡± ¡°Mm, it¡¯s strange that the door didn¡¯t open even though there¡¯s no boss left in the boss room. Maybe we should check if it was really a boss room? It might¡¯ve been a dummy one.¡± A dummy, huh. There¡¯s definitely the possibility of that. Haku-san brought it up a bit ago, but I also did it¡ªthat riddle door that didn¡¯t have anything after it¡ there¡¯s also the possibility that there¡¯s nothing after this boss room. ¡°Ichika, investigate that boss room for a little while, then look for another.¡± ¡°Got it.¡± As I finished issuing instructions on how to continue our attack¡ªour exploration¡ªI wondered how our defense was holding up. When I checked, the ck Armor had just crossed the log bridge that had been jam packed with Gargoyles. There was just a single Skeleton left. Its movements are rather good¡ maybe their master is operating it? ¡°Meat, please get back to defense when you finish exploring. Our defense is more urgent¡ Rokuko. Send Tentacle Slime-san out. Use it to settle Core 666 in the upper floors.¡± ¡°Will it be enough?¡ªWait, why¡¯d you add [-san]!?¡± ¡°Well, because it¡¯s Tentacle Slime-san.¡± ¡°¡ I don¡¯t think that works as a reason though?¡± It¡¯s more or less this dungeon¡¯s secret boss. ¡°Well then, use [The Big Ball] and flood them out. It¡¯d be great if that¡¯s enough to finish it, but¡¡± ¡°Opening the flood gates and dropping [The Big Ball]~. Yay~, get squashed~!¡± I knew they¡¯d be fine stopping the iron ball with that scorching hot magic sword, so Ibo¡¯d it up with water. The water flooded the space behind [The Big Ball] like it was sting it toward Core 666. I can¡¯t help but get a bad feeling. Let¡¯s gather everything in the room after this path¡ Even if they stop the iron ball, they¡¯ll be washed away by along with it by the water if they don¡¯t stop it as well. If they try to melt the iron ball, the water keep it cool. Now, what¡¯ll they do? Reacting from the sound of it, Core 666 took the anti-water formation with the Skeleton. [2] Core 666 held up her magic sword, pointing it out towards the iron ball. Facing off against therge mass barreling towards her, she thrust towards it. ¡°¡ª[Crimson Road].¡± And said that. In the next instant, both the iron ball and water disappeared in a straight line away from her. The Living Armor¡¯s hand that held the magic sword was glowing red from the heat¡ was that a skill? A skill like that actually exists? Core 666, wasn¡¯t that a bit too hot? ¡°Wha¡ª!? ¡ Uwaaah, whaaaat!?¡± ¡°Seriously? ¡ Isn¡¯t that a bit unreasonable?¡± The seawatering up after that flowed past Core 666¡¯s ck Armor. Its red hot hand turned back into ck steel. ¡°[Crimson Road] is a piercing fire-type offensive skill. Although it has the disadvantage of only being able to be used once per day and dealing fire-type damage to the user, its power is considerable topensate for that. Using it is daring.¡± Hearing Haku-san¡¯s exnation, it looks like it can¡¯t be used again today. So that means if I had them eat another st of [The Big Ball] and seawater, we could win. However¡ª ¡°Kehma, we don¡¯t have anymore of [The Big Ball]!¡± ¡°¡ Seriously? Then collect one of the ones we used and¡¡± ¡°They were melted, smashed, and somehow erased. There aren¡¯t any more.¡± Geh, if I¡¯d just prepared more¡! Unfortunately, I can¡¯t just buy one directly with DP. ording to Haku-san, they¡¯re in her catalog as a trap, but they aren¡¯t in ours. Is it because we don¡¯t use normal traps? I usually just use handmade traps¡ grah, being stingy¡¯se back to bite me! ¡°Could we give DP to Haku Ane-sama and have her purchase it?¡± ¡°That¡¯s, as expected, not allowed. It¡¯d be different if it were for preparations, but it¡¯s no good on the day of. After all, in the end, this is to train our juniors.¡± In that case, is there anything I could summon to rece the iron ball trap¡? An Iron Golem? No, that¡¯s no good. They aren¡¯t good at rolling! Aah, if Haku-san weren¡¯t here I could just repair an iron ball with [Create Golem]! ¡°Well, we can think of this another way. With this, our opponent¡¯s trump card is gone, so it¡¯s like a fifty-fifty trade. We still have some troops and our trump card, so we still have an advantage!¡± ¡°Kehma, that might not have been their only trump card, so maybe it wasn¡¯t an even trade after all?¡± Rokuko gave a sound argument. ¡°¡ Yep, well, it¡¯s alright. We¡¯ll decide it in the next room.¡± I spoke, still collecting everything in that one room. Footnotes: Alright, so in the quote here Haku is actually saying ¡®Shall tomorrow¡¯s dinner be changed to ikedzukuri?¡¯, where ikedzukuri is a style of presentation to make it look like raw fish is still in its original fish-like shape. I removed this because it just felt like any attempts at adding it to the line itself would just cause the line to feel awkward to read.Return Not too sure how that formation works with only a single Skeleton, honestly. Maybe she summoned more skeletons at some point? The raw doesn¡¯t specify if there¡¯s a single Skeleton here still. Chapter 187 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 10 # Team Demon King¡¯s Point of View # Core 666 advanced through Team Sovereign¡¯s dungeon. Although it was unfortunate that she ended up having to use her trump card, [Crimson Road], she didn¡¯t regret it. She would have been put in a pretty severe situation if she had to expose her body to the iron ball, after all. [Aidi, they broke through the boss room.] ¡°Alright. But it¡¯s not like they¡¯ll find the Dummy Core.¡± [Yeah, they won¡¯t find it.] Core 666¡¯s master responded in confidence. His voice reflected how confident he was that they wouldn¡¯t ever be able to find the Dummy Core. ¡°So, how¡¯s our dungeon?¡± [As nned, they are stumped. After all, the Dummy Core isn¡¯t here.] It was in the ck Armor. That was the Dummy Core¡¯s hiding spot. The Dummy Core was basketball-sized, but it fit perfectly in the Living Armor¡¯s abdomen. The enemy¡¯s dungeon should be attacked with the strongest war potential. The Dummy Core, that which must be protected, should be protected with the strongest war potential. So that she could follow both of these without contradicting either, Core 666 and her master thought of this n. They came up with the reckless strategy of [ce the Dummy Core inside of the strongest war potential]. This was also the strategy they¡¯d nned to use since long before the Dungeon Battle. That is why they had the rule be [Destroy the Dummy Core] rather than [Touch the Dummy Core]. That way, even if their enemy somehow managed to get inside of the armor, it wouldn¡¯t be counted as a defeat. It was a good opportunity. Their dungeon itself was made up of five floors that had cost them a fitting 50,000 DP. Most of their traps were prepared so that they would work by themselves even if the dungeon was suspended due to the core being outside of the dungeon. Their monsters were almost entirely gotten through [Summon Skeleton]. And finally, their final boss room was a facade. They had to make a boss room midway and buy a bone fish so that they could dam up the water, but¡ªwell, it served its purpose of stalling for time. The rest of their DP was used entirely for the sake of strengthening Core 666 herself. ¡°Fufufu, I don¡¯t think Core 695 will figure out that the Dummy Core is right here.¡± [It looks like they¡¯re starting to look around outside the dungeon¡ Let¡¯s just have them keep crawling around the dungeon until it¡¯s all over.] Core 666 advanced further inside. There was a room ahead of her. ¡°Master, open it.¡± [Yeah.] Her master opened the door with the Skeleton he was operating. A wiggling sound came from inside the room followed by a translucent tentacle appearing, wrapping around the Skeleton and seizing it. [Uwaah!? Kuh, this thing¡ª!] Weaponless due to being summoned by [Summon Skeleton], it was equipped with what could at most be considered a bone club. It bashed the Tentacle Slimes tentacle with it¡ªit didn¡¯t deal any damage at all. [Tch, I¡¯ll switch to another Skeleton.] ¡°Master. Even if I can summon however many Skeletons needed with [Summon Skeleton], even my magical power will run out since we¡¯re outside of the dungeon alright? Please fight properly.¡± [That just now was justified.] They knew that there was something waiting in ambush behind the door. That¡¯s why she had a Skeleton open the door, so he wasn¡¯t wrong in saying that the cost was justified. However, that was that. Core 666 smiled. ¡°It¡¯s added to your punishment. Please look forward to it.¡± [¡] ¡°Oh? Not answering?¡± [Hah¡ understood.] ¡°That¡¯s a good master. You are, in the end, my puppet.¡± Swinging the fire-d magic sword, she burned the Tentacle Slime. With a sound akin to evaporating water, the Tentacle Slime withdrew its tentacle¡ A slime¡¯s weakness is fire and magic. This magic sword hit both of those perfectly. ¡°Even so, they have an unusual slime, don¡¯t they? Is it a boss? What do you think, Jiji-sama?¡± [The Tentacle Slime? Physical attacks don¡¯t work against it, so it¡¯s somewhat of a nuisance to deal with¡ but it¡¯s not as though you could say they don¡¯t have their weaknesses. It being a boss is possible. However, it would take a considerable amount of DP¡ did they bring it in themselves?] ¡°Oh, they brought it in? Did 695 want to enjoy the Dungeon Battle with me that much?¡± When she stepped into the room¡ªthere were enough forces gathered together that it could practically be called an army. There were Golems, Gargoyles, even the Sahagins that she¡¯d seen over in her dungeon and the octopus from a bit ago, as well as a Flying Squid and some others she didn¡¯t know. The Tentacle Slime was there as well, of course. ¡°¡ So many.¡± Core 666 muttered. ¡°What a wonderful wee. But who shall be my dance partner for this party?¡± [Thest one standing?] ¡°Fufu, I¡¯m getting fired up¡¡± Holding up her magic sword, Core 666 delved into the crowd of monsters. * # Kehma¡¯s Point of View # ¡°The boss room¡¯s door was a fake, huh?¡± I just got Ichika¡¯s report. ¡°Yeah. Even though I¡¯d finally got it open after breakin¡¯ it, there was just a dirt wall. It was just a normal door.¡± ¡°Huh. There wasn¡¯t an [Under Construction] sticker too, was there?¡± ¡°[Under Construction] sticker? What¡¯s that?¡± ¡°Ah, it¡¯s nothing. It¡¯s a long story¡ so, there isn¡¯t a way forward then?¡± ¡°Un. I think we might¡¯ve overlooked something¡¯, so I¡¯m going over everythin¡¯ again.¡± ¡°No, it¡¯s alright.¡± I stopped Ichika. I had Meat check outside the dungeon¡¯s entrance, but I was only really able to figure out the the dungeon was located somewhere in an area under the Demon King¡¯s rule. ¡ I¡¯d started wondering what the heck we were supposed to do next, but I came to a conclusion straight away. ¡°Well, it¡¯s alright.¡± ¡°Alright¡? What do we do? We can¡¯t win if we can¡¯t beat Core 666¡¯s dungeon though.¡± ¡°What¡¯re you saying, Rokuko?¡± I pped a hand onto Rokuko¡¯s shoulder and spoke. ¡°Isn¡¯t the enemy Dungeon Core in our dungeon already?¡± ¡°¡ Ah¡ª¡± Right, the Dummy Core could be anywhere. It could even be hidden and brought here. If we defeat Core 666 who¡¯s invaded us, that¡¯ll be our win. Either our enemy will lose all of their war potential and be unable to fight or we win because their core is destroyed. It¡¯s our win either way. Un. Core 666 is either super confident in herself or she¡¯s an idiot. I¡¯d be d if it¡¯s thetter. Chapter 188 Third Dungeon Battle: Battle 11 ¡°Rather¡ there is a high possibility that Core 666 has the Dummy Core.¡± ¡°¡ A mobile strategy?¡± I don¡¯t know how she¡¯s carrying the Dummy Core. However, looking at what¡¯s going on in Team Demon King¡¯s dungeon, that¡¯s almost definitely what it is. There aren¡¯t any more traps or monsters appearing, nor are any of the walls or doors being repaired. It¡¯s basically like it¡¯s dead as a dungeon. Wouldn¡¯t it copse if something happened? The suspense is real. ¡°Yeah. For example, let¡¯s assume that Core 666 is inside that ck Armor and that she¡¯s about as tall as Meat. If that¡¯s the case, couldn¡¯t they put it inside it somewhere?¡± ¡°I see.¡± The size of a Dummy Core is the same as the Dungeon Core. That is, the size of arge basketball. By the way, I¡¯m told that Haku-san¡¯s cores are a tonrger, so there are differences between them. ¡ The size of the armor¡¯s head is a bit too small, so if we assume that Core 666¡¯s true body isn¡¯t tiny, it¡¯s probably somewhere in the torso. Perhaps, if it¡¯s a liquid or gas, Core 666¡¯s body is simply filling the inside of the armor. My prediction is that Core 666¡¯s body is a big ck Armor Living Armor that¡¯s one sizerger and is being worn on the outside, or at least it¡¯s probable. Like a certain superhero¡¯s Over Body. [1] Still though, is it okay for the Dummy Core to not be inside of their dungeon? There¡¯s nothing I can say about it though, the referee, [Father], isn¡¯t saying anything about it. The concept itself isn¡¯t bad. If Core 666 is a peerless warrior able to repel any adversity, it¡¯s a superb move. If she could keep using no risk no cost techniques like that unreasonable [Crimson Road], she¡¯d be unbeatable. It¡¯d turn into a one-sided stompfest. However, the reality is that she¡¯s now slugging it out with the monster group and is rampaging among them. It doesn¡¯t look like she¡¯s tired, but it also doesn¡¯t look like she¡¯s strong enough to be considered unbeatable. ¡°Even if she could do something like take the core out of the dungeon¡ Haku Ane-sama, there would be demerits to it right? What kind of demerits would there be?¡± ¡°That¡¯s a good question, as expected of my Rokuko-chan! Yes, first of all, depending on the situation, the dungeon would copse. However, Team Demon King¡¯s dungeon has a structure such that it wouldn¡¯t copse even without a core. There are many walls and small rooms, as well asrge areas between each of their floors. Even if a dungeon like this had its core destroyed, it would retain its shape. Even so, without its core, even with it retaining its shape, it would no longer be a dungeon. The core would have to start over entirely if brought to it.¡± In other words, it would copse because it doesn¡¯t have a core, and even if it didn¡¯t, it wouldn¡¯t be considered a dungeon anymore and the dungeon¡¯s domain would have to be built up all over again. With it requiring 5,000 DP for assigning a single floor, that¡¯s a pretty big disadvantage. Haku-san continued talking. ¡°As it would no longer be a dungeon, you would be unable to send out new traps and monsters. Most of the existing traps would be unable to activate¡ and although the monsters wouldn¡¯t immediately disappear, as an exception, monsters from [Monster Spawners] would quickly die. Those monsters are made such that they are unable to live without being inside of a dungeon.¡± The magical power filling the inside of a dungeon is a kind of food for monsters. It¡¯s no wonder why they¡¯d die without their food. Conversely, if proper ecosystems were established, they could revert to normal monsters and be wild. She said she¡¯s seen several examples of it happening¡ as expected of Haku-san, a person who has destroyed several Dungeon Cores. ¡°What about monsters summoned through summon-type magic?¡± ¡°Those move using the magical power of the person who summoned them, so they are unrted to dungeons. That is, unless they were summoned by a dungeon monster.¡± Summon-types disappear when the summoner disappears, and creation-types stay behind with the orders they were given. Thinking about what happens after the Dungeon Core is destroyed, creation-types are excellent, but even so, that¡¯s given the assumption that the person would be dead, so for Haku-san, that bonus doesn¡¯t matter to her evaluations. For example, the inn would continue on even after I die, but I wouldn¡¯t be there. It could only be used as something to give as an asset to descendants. [Heeh, so that¡¯s what happens? Good job, 89. I didn¡¯t know~] ¡°Oh? I thought for certain that Otou-sama would know though?¡± [Well, it¡¯s not like I¡¯m watching over everything yeah? Particrly what happens to dungeons after they¡¯ve lost their cores.] ¡°Well! I am extremely honored to have been of use, Otou-sama.¡± ¡ªUmmm, I wound up listening to Haku-san¡¯s story for quite a while there, but I don¡¯t care about stuff like that right now. The most important thing right now is destroying that Core 666¡ err, identally destroying her¡ err, defeating her. Pretenses are important. It¡¯ll definitely just be an unfortunate ident that happened in this Dungeon Battle because I was striving to beat her. Let¡¯s check out the situation. When I looked at the map, for enemies, there was just a single Living Armor left in the Monster House I prepared. As for the Skeletons that had been surrounding it, they were long since annihted. Tentacle Slime-san had turned them all into bone meal. After all, even with him being able to operate them well, that Zack couldn¡¯t do anything against the physical annulment with Skeletons. However, Core 666 is holding a fire magic sword. It had taken a lot of hits from Core 666 while it was dealing with the Skeletons, so many of its tentacles were severed and it was covered with wounds. ¡°Alright, Tentacle Slime-san¡ eh, that¡¯s a bit long, Ten-san should be good. Ten-san, that ck Armor is using a fire magic sword so pull back for now and recover.¡± Ah, crap. I just named it, didn¡¯t I? When I looked to make sure, [Ten] was registered on the named monster list. Tehee. Well, adding one more after all this time should be alright. It¡¯s been the most active one after all. Ten-san drew back to recover its viscous mass that had been damaged by Core 666. The Ten-san juices we stocked up on to recover it with were effective. Just pushing them into the slime¡¯s body was even more effective than using a potion. Gargoyles continued attacking with magic to plug up the hole left over from Ten-san¡¯s withdrawal. They were using [Stone Bolt], carpet bombing her and leaving no gaps. The stone projectiles are banging against the ck Armor¡ but it¡¯s not doing anything! She¡¯s way too hard! This is bad. The hole left by Ten-san is too big. I gave directions to the Sahagin Corps. Then, I took out iron chains with weights at the ends. A few¡ªno, dozens of them. I bought them with DP a bit ago. If we can¡¯t beat her, we¡¯ll restrain her. Yep. Although their quality is overwhelmingly better, we win in numbers. In that case, I will absolutely make use of it. They could be cut through with iron, but there¡¯s so many that [that fire magic sword can¡¯t cut through them all]. And so, the Sahagins all threw their weighted chains simultaneously. Several of them were repelled, but being unable to handle the sheer number of chainsing at it, the ck Armor was unable to move after being caught by them¡ good, we¡¯ve sealed its movements! Now we just need to finish it off¡ ¡ Just as I thought that¡ª ¡°Kehma! Not yet!¡± The ck Armor, unable to move, copsed. ¡ªStanding out against her surroundings, a pretty girl with red hair appeared. Footnotes: Something from Kinnikuman (Aired/published as Ultimate Muscle in the west) Chapter 189 Third Dungeon Battle: Conclusion The small, red-haired girl had obviously been inside the armor. This was Core 666 after using humanization. ¡°Core 666 detached!¡± ¡°Detached¡ she could do that?¡± Her red hair was like fresh blood, her red eyes like zing fire. As if to announce that the armor was inelegant, she was an Ojou-sama that wore a red-based dress with white frills. Even her appearance matched her attribute. Looking like it grew from her hand, Core 666 took out her fire magic sword and swung it down towards the captured ck Armor, slicing off the chains that held it down¡ it looks like she went a bit too far, though, as there was a gash on the ck Armor now. Its freedom regained, the ck Armor clenched its fists and stood back-to-back with Core 666. The Sahaginsunched more chains at them, but this time the two of them somehow managed to cope and avoid them. ¡ªIts movements are different from just a moment ago. Is her master operating it now? Still though, did Core 666e out from inside the armor and humanize? ¡ªNo, that¡¯s not it. That magic sword. It looked like it grew from her hand, but was it actually like that? In other words, is it that her body is part of the magic swo¡ª ¡ [Magic Sword]¡ when Core 666 isn¡¯t using humanization, is that her true appearance? ¡°Haku-san. Magic swords¡ could they be monsters?¡± ¡°Oh? You didn¡¯t know? Among the world¡¯s magic swords, seventy percent are monsters.¡± I just discovered a jarring fact. Seventy percent. Seventy percent of magic swords aren¡¯t items, but monsters. Well, there¡¯s stuff like Living Armors, so it¡¯s not that weird that there¡¯s also Living Weapons. Just, for it to still be called a magic sword¡ ¡ Ah,e to think of it, our magic swords are Golems, huh. In that case, to make a magic sword¡ª ¡°Kehma, what should we do!? How can we win!?¡± ¡°Whoops, I was lost in thought there¡ Well, how about we deal with the ck Armor first? Golem Corps!¡± I gave the orichalcum wire to the Golem Corps. It¡¯s what used to be in the submerged area. I had them collect it and bring it there. There were handles at the ends of them to make them convenient to carry, so there¡¯s no problems for them throwing it all. ¡°Take this!¡± Having weights attached to their ends, I had them mixed in with therge number of chains and all thrown at once. * # Team Demon King¡¯s Point of View # ¡°Fufu, a ce like this won¡¯t be my end!¡± Separating from the bound Living Armor she was operating, Core 666 let go of the magic sword (herself). Then, humanizing from a magic sword, she grasped onto a sword with the same ability as the magic sword that was her true appearance by using a skill named [Doppelganger], she cut off the chains that were restricting the ck Armor. [Doppelganger] was like an alter ego, but if the [Doppelganger] sword was broken, she would die as well. It was that sort of skill. ¡°There¡¯s no time to summon Skeletons. I¡¯ll leave the armor¡¯s operation to master, let¡¯s deal with it all ourselves.¡± [Got it.] Leaving the ck Armor that still had the Dummy Core in its abdomen to her master, she cleared away the chains assailing them with her me-d magic sword. Her master also manipted the ck Armor, continuing to brush away the chains with its empty hands. It was too much for a single person to handle, but they could manage with the two of them. Every direction was covered. ¡°If it¡¯s like this, we can do it.¡± [Yeah.] Chains continued to be thrown at them. Once again, Core 666 used her magic sword and her master used the armor¡¯s hands to clear them¡ª Shlink! ¡ªHowever, trying to brush them away, both of the ck Armor¡¯s arms and its neck was severed. [Huh?] Something with an extreme sharpness was mixed into the chains, a few passing barely centimeters above Core 666¡¯s head. With a bang, two heavy iron weights hit the ground. A super fine wire stretched between the weights, pulled taut. It was able to withstand the force of being pulled both despite being such a thin wire. This is what cut through the ck Armor just before, it was the same orichalcum thread as before. [Is it the same thing as a bit ago¡? It¡¯s way too sharp.] ¡°Oh? Master, look at what you¡¯ve done to my armor¡¡± [Sorry.] ¡°¡ Well, perhaps I should have expected this to happen after allowing you to use it? I can¡¯t leave my back to you anymore¡ You legs look fine, though. Master, just run around. It will be a little harder, but it should be alright if you pay careful attention to where you¡¯re running.¡± The Living Armor wouldn¡¯t die from something like this. However, the chains and well as that super sharp orichalcum thread was thrown at them once again. Dashing between them, Core 666 intercepted the orichalcum thread with her [Indestructible] magic sword. It fell to the ground¡ she¡¯d have to be careful so as to not sever her feet. ¡°Those weights at the ends of the wires will serve as a mark for where they are. The armor doesn¡¯t have [Indestructible], so make sure to avoid it.¡± [Yeah. Aidi, you be careful too. Only your sword has [Indestructible] after all.] They separated from each other. If they ran in different directions, their enemies would have to attack multiple spots. The Tentacle Slime used the moment they separated as a chance toe back in. It appeared to target the ck Armor that couldn¡¯t use magic to attack. Conversely, Core 666 aimed at it. Another set of weights flew towards each of them. Core 666 didn¡¯t bother evading, relying on her sword to block it. The ck Armor avoided it by moving far to the side. However, its body was sliced in two through the middle. ¡°Eh¡ª¡± [Huh¡ª?] The orichalcum string that was caught by her magic sword fell to the ground. The ck Armor¡¯s upper body mmed onto the ground with a bang, its lower half copsing to its knees. They didn¡¯t know what happened. The ck Armor should have avoided the string. Yet here it was, cut in two. As expected, even the Living Armor would die after being cut in two through the center of the torso, thergest part of its body. The Dummy Core that had been hiding inside of its upper body had already dropped to the ground. Fortunately, it looked to still be intact¡ however, as they were deep inside enemy territory and it was without the protection of the ck Armor, their defeat condition was both exposed and unprotected. What would the oue of that be? It was as clear as day. Even though Core 666 tried dashing over to it, the Tentacle Slime blocked her way. She tried attacking it over and over with her magic sword, but the liquid-filled slime wouldn¡¯t be defeated so easily. Moreover, since the Tentacle Slime was able to use more than two tentacles simultaneously, it was more than capable of attacking while blocking the sword. The Dummy Core was picked up by a Golem, and before Core 666 noticed¡ª ¡ªBroke it. Chapter 190 Victor¡¯s Delight The Living Armor being able to move despite having no head was within my expectations. Because of that, I didn¡¯t hesitate and attacked mercilessly. We won¡¯t stop attacking until it¡¯spletely stopped moving. However, the orichalcum wires had weights attached to both ends, so we can¡¯t hide it. Therefore, by using decoy weights, I tried having them fall into a situation where they thought that they¡¯d avoided the wires. To be specific, the final orichalcum wire that the ck Armor dodged was a [Half Set] that the Sahagins concealed by holding the weights directly. There was nothing between the weights, so they had to avoid getting found out. There may have been a sense of something being wrong like the surrounding monsters¡¯ movements being off or their speed being too slow or maybe something else, but it¡¯d be absurd to think that they¡¯d both realize and perfectly cope with it their first time seeing it. It¡¯s the so-called death by ignorance. I mean, they should¡¯ve at least dodged up or down. I read about this a while back in a manga. In the middle of the night, there were [two] cars with a single headlight on each rushing towards a victim. If the victim avoided it thinking that there was only [one] car, he would¡¯ve been run over by the second car. The manga¡¯s protagonist, a master sniper, realized that there were two engine sounds though. Well, we were able to get to the Dummy Core after destroying the ck Armor, so we didn¡¯t need to go out of the way and purposely kill Core 666. As expected, it was in the armor. [Looks like the game¡¯s over. Congrattions, Team Sovereign! It¡¯s your victory!] [Father] spoke. Looks like we really won. I was a bit doubtful about it since thest bit went so fast, but it definitely happened since the judgement call came out. Core 666 was wrapped in light and disappeared. [Father] probably returned her. ¡ Oi, is it alright to leave the leftover bits of that armor here? ¡°We did it, Kehma! We won! Yaaaay!¡± Rokuko shouted out, cheering while bouncing up and down in delight. Are you a kid? ¡°I get that you¡¯re happy, so calm down a bit.¡± ¡°Fu fufufu fu fu fu, this is my win as well as Haku Ane-sama¡¯s! Double the happiness! There¡¯s no way I could calm down!¡± ¡°Then just calm down twice.¡± I just stopped her bouncing by holding my hand against the top of her head for now. I mean, I could see what was under her skirt. It was immodest. Even though I have a foot fetish, that doesn¡¯t mean I dislike other things. Thighs and butts are good too. ¡°Meat, Ichika, good work to you two as well.¡± ¡°That was tiring¡¡± ¡°I¡¯ll be expectin¡¯ a suitable bonus~¡± After operating the Golems and sending detailed instructions to the Sahagins and Gargoyles, the two girls were on the ground, exhausted. Once our victory was determined, Haku-san smiled. ¡°That went smoothly now, didn¡¯t it, Kehma-san? I thought you would give 666 the finishing blow for certain, though.¡± ¡°Hahaha, I wasn¡¯t something we needed to do to win after all.¡± Would I really be a Hero after destroying a Dungeon Core? I was worried about what would¡¯ve happened to me, who was also a Dungeon Master, but I mainly didn¡¯t want to increase my troubles by purposely killing a core belonging to the Demon King faction. In the first ce, it¡¯d be an indirect destruction through using a monster, so it wouldn¡¯t have done anything. ¡ No, something still might happen after I go to sleep and wake up. I can¡¯t rx yet! [1] Amunication came from Team Demon King. When I approved it and connected, a monitor that looked like a full size mirror showing Core 666 appeared in the air. She¡¯s wearing that same red dress from when she disappeared from the dungeon a bit ago. [I lost.] ¡°I won. Fufu.¡± Rokuko threw out her chest in pride. Seeing that, Core 666 smiled in delight. [695. Let¡¯s have a one-on-one duel next time.] ¡°No way, I¡¯m quitting while I¡¯m ahead!¡± [Oh? How lonely. Even though we finally became rivals (best friends) through this Dungeon Battle¡] ¡°Best friends? B-best friends?¡± [Yeah. Rivals (best friends). Weren¡¯t we already friends? And now we had this mock battle (yed together). How about we not hold ourselves back with each other like Jiji-sama and 89-sama?] ¡°U-umm, I¡¯m happy that we¡¯re friends¡ but aren¡¯t there some strange nuances there?¡± Oi, Rokuko, are you sure? This friend of yours is the battle junkie-type that¡¯d cut you from behind with a smile on her face. My eyes met with Core 666¡¯s through the monitor¡ at least I think she¡¯s looking at me? Well, it¡¯s probably being transmitted? [Are you my rival¡¯s (best friend¡¯s) master?] ¡°Yeah. I¡¯m Rokuko¡¯s master.¡± [Really. 695, your master calls you Rokuko¡ Could I do the same? We are friends, after all.] ¡°Oh? Sure! We¡¯re friends after all!¡± [Fufu, thank you, Rokuko. You can call me Aidi then, it is what my master uses for me. Ah, Rokuko¡¯s Master-san, you can use that too, alright? It¡¯s easier for humans to refer to us like that.] As she said that, Core 666¡ªAidi, turned towards me. [Are that dungeon¡¯s gimmicks due to you?] ¡°¡ ¡ ¡ No, they are due to Haku-san¡ Senior Core¡¯s training.¡± [Hoh, so you did make them. As expected, it seems that the cause of Rokuko¡¯s rapid growth is due to her master.] I tried to trick her through a bit of deception, but it looks like she caught me. [Let¡¯s do this again sometime.] ¡°Please spare me that.¡± [It was practically a one-on-one this time as well, but we¡¯ll not let that trash join in next time.] ¡°Did you not hear my refusal? Is your hearing bad¡?¡± [You¡¯re looking for a weak point to attack me with next time? So you¡¯ll be attacking my ears¡ I can¡¯t wait.] Uwaaah, she¡¯s not understanding me. So troublesome¡ [Even so, it¡¯s vexing that I was so close to the end.] ¡°Hmm?¡± [The core room was just after that room filled with those monsters, right?] ¡°I don¡¯t think we would¡¯ve lost even if you made your way through that room.¡± [Heeh¡ I wonder what that means? Was there still a way to go? It seemed to me that you¡¯d ced all of your forces there for a decisive battle though?] ¡ She¡¯s pretty sharp. In truth, there had only been a core room passed it. ¡°I¡¯m fine with answering that, but I¡¯d like to asked a question instead. How did that sword stop the orichalcum? Is it made of good materials?¡± [Hmph. Alright. Even though I¡¯m the one to say it, it¡¯s just made of ordinary magic iron. I gave the magic sword the [Indestructible] ability to deal with the orichalcum¡ªthough with you asking that, could it be that human-type cores don¡¯t have the [Enhancement] option in the menu?] Enhancement¡ was there something like that? Have I not unlocked it? Or maybe it doesn¡¯t exist for us in the first ce? [At the least, magic sword-type cores have [Enhancement] entries that they can use to strengthen themselves by using DP. I used almost all of this Dungeon Battle¡¯s DP to purchase [Indestructible]¡ªah, that should be enough of a reward (service) to the victor? Now for you to answer my question.] ¡°Ah, sure¡ I never thought that we¡¯d both have the same idea.¡± [Same idea?] ¡°Yeah, our core was also mobile. It was moving about in our dungeon though.¡± I attached it to the ammonite¡¯s shell and had it always dart about underwater. In truth, particrly when Core 666 entered the Monster House, I had it go outside of the dungeon (but still inside of the domain) through a flood room and hide near lower levels. [¡ I see. So you had that sort of strategy.] ¡°However, even though moving your Dummy Core around is fine¡ you¡¯re a fool.¡± [? I thought it was a good idea though? You seem to have been using it as well, so aren¡¯t you a fool then?] ¡°Wherever the Dungeon Core was, wouldn¡¯t it have been our win by defeating you? Isn¡¯t that all pointless if youe to our dungeon like that?¡± [¡ Huh!?] [Well, you had [Indestructible]¡ It would¡¯ve been fine enduring whatever in your magic sword form when push came to shove¡ at worst, you would¡¯ve been restrained until the end of the Dungeon Battle¡ªI told you that before the Dungeon Battle, remember?] [Ah, right.] I saw a boy with dark red hair behind Aidi. If Aidi¡¯s were like fresh blood, his was more like blood that had darkened after sitting for a while¡ is that her master? If he¡¯s human, he¡¯s even younger than me. ¡°Are you her master? ¡ A human?¡± [Yeah. You too? This is my first time seeing a human master¡ Given your appearance, you¡¯re from another world?] Come to think of it, I¡¯m in my jersey. Did I just give them extra intel? ¡°Yeah, this is my world¡¯s pajamas.¡± [Pajamas¡? Wearing pajamas for a Dungeon Battle¡ what a strange person.] ¡°Umu. They¡¯re easy to rx in. Isn¡¯t it important to be rxed during a challenge?¡± [¡ Well, whatever. It won¡¯t matter next time¡ I¡¯ll cut it.] [2] ¡°Ye¡ª¡± When I tried to say something like ¡®Yeah, see you next time~¡¯, their master swung the sword that was hanging at his waist. The mirror-like monitor disappeared with a shattering sound¡ I guess that was him ¡®cutting it¡¯? [3] Even though I was wanting to talk a bit more with a fellow human master¡ Ah, but I guess I gave killing him in that Dungeon Battle a bit of thought, didn¡¯t I? I mean, killing the Dungeon Core is the same as killing the Dungeon Master. Well, it¡¯s all good. With this much, we¡¯re acquaintances now. In this world, that amount of blood lust is normal. Normal, I say. ¡°Ah, wait, Kehma. Can I talk with Team Dragon King?¡± ¡°Hmm? You have something you want to talk with them about?¡± ¡°Just a bit.¡± ¡°Sure then, go ahead.¡± I didn¡¯t really have a reason to refuse her, so I gave her my permission. The mirror appeared once again, so it looks like they approved it. Ah, that¡¯s a huge snake. There¡¯s even a slug and a frog standing next to it. [What!? 695,e to gloat!?] ¡°Hey hey, how do you feel? Hey, how do you feel? You always, always made fun of me, but now it¡¯s all my win, ah, and it¡¯s yourplete defeat! So, how do you feel now? There are three of you, but you couldn¡¯t do anything, are you frustrated? You all going to cry? Hey, hey! Say something!¡± [Hey, you really came to gloat!?] ¡°Obviously! I, the winner, am great, and you are all stupid! Bye!¡± [Ah, oi, don¡¯t run awa¡ª] Vwoom. The monitor disappeared just like how an old TV would turn off. I guess I was wrong earlier about him saying he was going to turn it off? [4] ¡°¡ Phew¡ that was refreshing!¡± ¡°Y-yeah. Good job.¡± ¡°This was all thanks to Kehma! Thank you, Kehma!¡± Rokuko smiled in such a way that it looked like a major weight was lifted from her, a true smile. I couldn¡¯t say anything in response to her, so I just patted her head. [Well then, once again, congrattions 89, 695. Now for the reward.] Amunication from [Father] appeared¡ Is it here? Reward time, that is. Footnotes: Golgo 13 reference. Return He only says ¡®cut¡¯ in the original Japanese. This is meant to be open-ended in the way that it could mean ¡®I¡¯ll kill you¡¯, or ¡®I¡¯ll cut through that rxation¡¯, as well as something that appears in¡ two lines from this. Return It also means ¡®turn off¡¯ and ¡®sever connection¡¯¡ Return Again, a bit awkward due to the open-ended statement losing quite a bit in trantion. My apologies. Chapter 191 Rewards [Well then, it¡¯s reward time~] Yeah, I heard you a second ago. [First of all is the extra prize. As a reward for doing your best, this is concerning your names. Haku Raverio, Rokuko Dungeon Core. I officially recognize these names to the limits of my authority.] ¡°Ah! Really, Otou-sama!?¡± ¡°Amazing, the name I got from Kehma was officially recognized!¡± I don¡¯t really understand what¡¯s so good about it, but the two Dungeon Cores were overjoyed. Rather, Rokuko¡¯s surname is Dungeon Core¡ ah, right,e to think of it, I called her with that name a while back huh? [1] ¡°Rokuko, you¡¯re Haku-san¡¯s younger sister, so wouldn¡¯t Rokuko Raverio be better?¡± ¡°Huh? Really?¡± ¡°Besides, if you said your name was Dungeon Core your identity would be exposed immediately¡ so, would it be alright to adjust it?¡± [Hmm, I think using [Dungeon Core] as amon family name for my children is good though. Well¡ un, as Kehma-kun wishes, let¡¯s adjust it. 695, would you like to receive Kehma-kun¡¯s family name and be Rokuko Masuda?] Why¡¯s it my family name now!? When I looked at Rokuko, her face was beat red. Is she feeling sick? I ced my hands to her cheeks to check. Why¡¯s your face loosening? Oi. A grin on his face, [Father] kept talking. [I¡¯m not good at thinking up new names. That¡¯s why numbers are an amazing invention, you only have to increase the count.] ¡°I think her having the same ¡®Raverio¡¯ as Haku-san would be good though¡¡± [Haku has ¡®Raverio¡¯ because she married Lyon-kun though? Wouldn¡¯t it then be natural for Rokuko, who is Kehma-kun¡¯s partner, to introduce herself with the same family name as you?] ¡°Tou-sama, i-in other words, y-you mean¡ K-Kehma and I¡ married!?¡± I nced toward Haku-san¡ Hmm? What¡¯s that gesture¡? Her thumb moved along her neck, stabbing downward at the end¡ ah, right. [Die]. ¡°Wait, Rokuko. I¡¯d like to keep our rtionship pure for now.¡± ¡°? A pure rtionship? Are there impure rtionships? Kehma¡¯s here so it being a bit dirty¡¯s alright!¡± Rokuko smiled tenderly. The sudden turn made my chest throb. ¡°Right, Goshujin-sama¡¯s [Cleanup] is special.¡± ¡°See! Meat gets it! Kehma can shoo away any filth in one shot!¡± Rokukopletely affirmed Meat¡¯s statement. Ah, so that¡¯s what she meant. I¡¯m a bit relieved. Aah, I must have arrhythmia. Super arrhythmia~, I should lie down~. I must be worn out from being so busy with stuff for the Dungeon Battle~. ¡°Umm, rather then suddenly getting married, how about making a pun off of dungeons¡ byrinth¡¯¡ªa word that meansbyrinth in my world¡¯snguage. How about we twist that further into a family name of ¡®Labriheart¡¯? Ah, ¡®heart¡¯ means heart.¡± [2] [Abyrinth¡¯s heart huh? Sounds good. Would you mind allowing me to use that for my children¡¯smon family name?] ¡°I don¡¯t mind.¡± [Alright, then it¡¯ll be Haku Raverio and Rokuko Labriheart. Under my authority, I again officially recognize these two names. Also, I allow my children to freely use Labriheart for their family name.] Somehow, this [Father] really did find thinking up [New Names] to be troublesome. He adopted it at the drop of a hat. [¡ However, Kehma-kun. I heard that presenting a ring to someone is meaningful where youe from? Why would it be [Suddenly] after so long since that?] ¡°Mmm, that was just the extra prize, don¡¯t you still have prizes to give?¡± [Oh, right. Well then, two for both Haku and Rokuko.] Good. I dodged the bullet. [For Haku, a magic sword I made. As well as¡ ah, I guess it¡¯d be better to keep it a secret from Kehma-kun and them? I¡¯ll send you the other er.] ¡°Thank you for your consideration, Otou-sama. I ept your gift gratefully.¡± ¡ A magic sword made by [Father] huh. Wouldn¡¯t that be a magic sword strong enough to wreck the? Also, what¡¯s with that secret prize? I want to know what it is¡ [For Rokuko¡ Yep. I¡¯ll give you one of the godly beddings, a godlyforter. Ah, Kehma-kun, remember that this is for Rokuko.] Seriously? Godly beddings. Moreover, that ¡®one of¡¯¡ So that means there are other kinds? ¡ Now I have to collect them all. [Make sure to read the instructions before using it, there are various things you¡¯ll need to know. The next prize is for Kehma-kun. I give you this.] Bang. A white gem about as big as a basketball fell down in front of me. ¡°A Dummy Core?¡± [No. Although it isn¡¯t numbered and has nothing inside it, it is a genuine core. Go ahead and break it.] ¡ Huh? [You¡¯re a Hero while also being a Dungeon Master, didn¡¯t you want to see what¡¯d happen if you destroyed a core? Ah, do you need a weapon?] ¡ Ah, of course I¡¯d be found out. Of cooourse~ With another bang, a sword fell down in front of me while I was thinking. It was a in sword thatcked any decoration, a sword made entirely of metal, even its hilt. Yeah. It¡¯s just a simple sword made fully out of metal. It¡¯s just that that ¡®metal¡¯ was orichalcum. Bargain bin orichalcum! How many ingots did it take to make this thing? [That¡¯s a freebie. I¡¯m feeling pretty good today, so have fun with that. It¡¯s not a magic sword or anything so don¡¯t worry yeah? It¡¯s just normal orichalcum shaped into a sword. Use it however you want.] ¡°Could I melt it down into wires?¡± [Sure. Do whatever with it.] Looks like me being able to process it however I want with [Create Golem] was exposed too. I held the orichalcum sword¡ yep, it¡¯s lighter than it looks. It¡¯s one of orichalcum¡¯s characteristics. After going this far, there¡¯s no way I couldn¡¯t destroy the Dungeon Core that was shining white just in front of me. I swung at the mysterious Dungeon Core with the orichalcum sword. The response was lighter than I¡¯d expected. So sharp! The Dungeon Core was sliced in half from my simple sh. I felt a warm wind break out from the cracked core. [So, feel anything? You get a skill?] ¡°No, I don¡¯t really feel any¡ªah.¡± I felt something like electricity run down my spine. This is it. It¡¯s simr to the sensation from when you use a skill scroll. Information nted itself directly in my brain. Aah, yep, there it is. I¡¯m learning something. It¡¯s like it¡¯s telling me to not open another application during the instation¡ªthat sort of feeling. I stopped moving for a while and waited for it to finish. Once the instation finished, I heard a mechanical voice that felt like I¡¯d heard it somewhere before echo in my head. [[Super Transformation Lv 3] has been acquired.] [3] ¡ And it suddenly went to Lv 3 for some reason, the heck? Footnotes: Chapter 1! Return Things in ¡®single quotes¡¯ are written in katakana and aren¡¯t being tranted by Trantion Function-san. Also note that ¡®Labriheart¡¯ is stated phically as ¡®Labyrisuheart¡¯. Assuming the author¡¯s intention was to make a single, shorter word than the mouth-filling ¡®Labyrinth Heart¡¯, I chose to further shorten it into something that sounds less awkward in English. Return Author-sama mentions that Super Transformation is very Kamen Rider-ish at the end of the chapter. As a result, I went with the popr way of tranting the ability for Kamen Rider. Chapter 192 Super Transformation I wanted an exnation for why it suddenly went to Lv 3, but the only thing I knew was how to use the [Super Transformation Lv 3] that had been nted into my brain. Its effects are as follows: ¨C Can transform into what is imagined Lv X times per day (3 times for Lv 3) ¨C Lv 1 Effect: Can transform into something that exists ¨C Lv 2 Effect: Can partially mimic the abilities of what has been transformed into ¨C Lv 3 Effect: Once every 72 hours, even if you die, the transformation will cancel and you will revive Magical power is consumed during the transformation. I can either turn it off when I want, or when my magical power depletes. The amount of magical power consumed seems to be quite huge if I turn into something that¡¯s really different in appearance. And my abilities would be limited in the transformation. I don¡¯t know what the Lv 4 effect would be, but the ones I already have are crazy. I can transform into something so long as it exists huh? As expected of a Cheat Skill. And I can revive once every three days too¡ Well, depending on the situation, it could just be an instant death after reviving. Like if I was inva or something. [Was that the [Announcement] just now? It gave the same feeling as our [Menu].] ¡°Eh, could everyone hear that just now?¡± [No, I was just able to observe it a little there. So, what kind of skill did you get?] I was troubled over whether or not I should tell him or if I should keep it as a trump card. At any rate, I guess it¡¯s fine to tell him its name? I think it¡¯d be better if I didn¡¯t say it since Haku-san¡¯s here as well, but it¡¯s [Father]¡¯s request. It feels like it¡¯d turn into a problem if I didn¡¯t answer him. He said that I was a Hero right in front of Haku-san, so that was exposed already. It might make it seem like I¡¯m nning on rebelling or something if I don¡¯t answer¡ Alright, let¡¯s answer. ¡°I got that freebie from you, so I¡¯ll tell you the skill¡¯s name. It¡¯s [Super Transformation].¡± [[Super Transformation] huh? You got a pretty interesting skill.] Hmm? Doesn¡¯t it feel like he knows what it does? [In the past, someone even got up to [Super Transformation Lv 7] if I recall? Perfectly copying the enemy¡¯s shape and abilities, they were able to use their opponent¡¯s abilities along with their own. It got pretty amazing.] The heck? Wouldn¡¯t that be invincible? ¡°Oh? I think I dealt with that person by sending five hundred against them?¡± [Yeah, Haku yed a big role in it back then.] Ah, so they were defeated by numbers huh. Right, it¡¯s not like I could give it out to others or anything. ¡ Ah, there does appear to be skills that can be shared with others though. ¡°So Kehma-san was a God¡¯s Vanguard¡? I knew that he was a person from another world, but still¡¡± ¡°Well, I¡¯m just an everyday Hero that doesn¡¯t intend to destroy dungeons or anything like that. I haven¡¯t even had a Cheat Skill until now. I don¡¯t even think of myself as a God¡¯s Vanguard.¡± ¡°Hmm. In that case, it¡¯s alright¡ªso, that skill, would you please tell me more about it in detail? You will, won¡¯t you? To be exact, show be an example of you transforming.¡± Okay~, order¡¯s ready~. ¡°The number of times that I can transform, so I can¡¯t keep doing it forever¡ What do you want me to transform to?¡± ¡°Let¡¯s see¡ can you transform into Rokuko-can?¡± ¡ Can I? Let¡¯s give it a shot. I pictured Rokuko in my mind and said [Super Transformation]. I can activate the skill without saying it, but it¡¯s probably better for me to say something given where I am. Uoh, my field of view dropped¡ Oh, so this is Rokuko¡¯s eye level. ¡°Ooh, he really looks the same as me!¡± ¡°So I look like Rokuko now? I¡¯m still wearing my jersey, so it looks like it doesn¡¯t affect clothing¡ Ah, my voice changed too.¡± The clothes I¡¯ve been wearing are too big for me now. Oi. ¡°You know that you shouldn¡¯t look under those clothes, right? Right!?¡± ¡°¡ I wasn¡¯t thinking about it at all.¡± ¡°You know that I¡¯ll hit you if you touch your body, right?¡± ¡°Well, I¡¯m just curious about whether or not it can reproduce ces I¡¯ve never seen before. Rokuko, do you have any scratches or something that I don¡¯t know about?¡± ¡°Nope. I don¡¯t have any scratches or stuff like that that Kehma doesn¡¯t know about.¡± ¡°Ah¡ªI was surprised since there¡¯s another Rokuko-chan, but wait! I can¡¯t ignore that statement!¡± That¡¯s a false usation though. I undid the transformation. ¡°¡ I make sure to take care of Rokuko so that she doesn¡¯t get even a single scratch. You could even use lie detection magic or magic tool if you like.¡± ¡°Are you telling the truth?¡± ¡°I am.¡± ¡°¡ It appears that you really are telling the truth.¡± Oh. It looks like she really did invoke some lie detecting magic. But it¡¯s a good thing that people can prove their innocence so quickly with stuff like that. They just have to actually be innocent. ¡°I¡¯ll take this chance ask you. You have no intention of bringing harm to Rokuko-chan, correct?¡± ¡°Correct! I swear to god.¡± [Ahahaha! Swearing to god right in front of me! Good, good!] [Father] suddenly broke intoughter. Ah, right. God is the one that sends the Heroes. He¡¯s the enemy. Rather, wasn¡¯t there also the theory that [Father] is also a god? At any rate, [Father] isughing pretty hard. ¡°Understood¡ By the way, could you transform into Rokuko-chan one more time? I¡¯d like to hear two Rokuko-chans say, ¡®I love Onee-sama¡¯.¡± ¡°Ah, sorry, but I have a limited number of transformations, so maybe next time.¡± ¡°Oh? That¡¯s unfortunate¡ Then, could you turn into this envelope? If you can, what¡¯s inside of it.¡± Haku-san showed me an envelope¡ Hohoh, this is definitely to verify something. First, can I transform into inanimate objects? Second, can I transform into something that I haven¡¯t seen directly and don¡¯t already know? Third, can I reproduce the contents of the letter? ¡ As expected of Haku-san. Being able to get all of that from a single transformation. Well, alright. Thinking about the insides of the envelope, I used [Super Transformation]. ¡°¡ [Super Transformation].¡± My body transformed easily¡ Hmm, somehow, it looks like I just turned into the envelope. As expected, picturing something that I don¡¯t know about in my head isn¡¯t enough to use to transform. I fell to the floor. Seeing the Master Room like this is kind of new¡ Ah, Haku-san walked closer. I saw white under her skirt. Even the knee socks in her long skirt is nice¡ ah. She picked me up. Maybe she¡¯s trying to take a closer look? ¡°Hoh. It even reproduced the destination address that I didn¡¯t show you. However, it looks like the contents of the envelope weren¡¯t reproduced? Maybe what¡¯s necessary is seeing it directly¡ Maybe I should try tearing it a little? I¡¯m curious about how much damage there will be when he switched back.¡± Higii!? Stop!? Ah, I can¡¯t talk. Hey, don¡¯t rip me! Seriously, doooon¡¯t! I¡¯d revive even if I die with the Lv 3 effect but really, stooop! With a pop, I released the transformation and turned back into a human. In Haku-san¡¯s hands. ¡°Kyah! Please don¡¯t turn back so suddenly, Kehma-san¡ªoh?¡± ¡°Uoooh! ¡ Phew, I¡¯m back. Man, that was close. Thought I was going to die¡¡± ¡°Kehma!? C-clothes, put on clothes¡ª!¡± Eh? I saw my clothes. They were on the floor. ¡ Aah, so that¡¯s it. When I turned into an envelope, my clothes simple fell to the ground. In other words, I¡¯m being held princess-style by Haku-san¡ in the nude. ¡°Kyaaaa¡ª!? Haku-san¡¯s a pervert¡ª!!¡± ¡°That¡¯s rude. Calling someone a pervert¡ If anything, Kehma-san is the pervert. You¡¯re naked, after all.¡± ¡°You¡¯re too calm! Scary!¡± ¡°I¡¯m used to seeing adventurer corpses in the nude. It¡¯s alright, it¡¯s cute.¡± Stop it! That manner of talking is wounding me! ¡°Ah, but Rokuko-chan shouldn¡¯t look at something so foul, alright?¡± ¡°Eh? Y-yesh! Sorry, Haku Ane-sama! I-I didn¡¯t see anything, Kehma! Don¡¯t worry!¡± ¡°Y-yeah¡¡± ¡ With that, I put my clothes back on with slightly teary eyes. Furthermore, [Father]ughed so hard he had to hold his sides. *Sniff* I can¡¯t take anymore¡ Chapter 193 Third Dungeon Battle: End [That might¡¯ve been the first time I¡¯veughed so hard. As I thought, Kehma-kun is the best when ites to being amusing. Ah, don¡¯t worry, you haven¡¯t been connected with the other teams since I started giving out your rewards.] ¡°Hahaha, at least there¡¯s that. My dignity as a man¡ seriously¡¡± I was able to take advantage of the situation to turn the topic away from skills. The result should¡¯ve made it OK¡ but just remembering it makes me want to cry. A lot of stuff was exposed, but I was able to confirm some worthwhile things through Haku-san¡¯s investigation. I¡¯ll verify it again myself when I return. ¡°Come to think of it, Kehma-san. Do you want the S-Rank adventurer title as a Hero?¡± ¡°¡ No.¡± ¡°Heroes are normally forced into being S-Rank though?¡± ¡°Haku-san, wouldn¡¯t a Hero always staying at [Cave of Desires] bring too much attention?¡± ¡°Oh? I don¡¯t mind much either way. It wouldn¡¯t change much at this point. Rather, couldn¡¯t you use it as a deterrent against unnecessary problems?¡± ¡ That really does sound like an attractive proposal. However, it would alsoe with the responsibilities of being a Hero. ¡°Don¡¯t Heroes have to work for the country in the event of an emergency?¡± ¡°Yes. That is why they are given preferential treatment.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll refuse. I¡¯m not a Hero, I am a Dungeon Master.¡± ¡ªThat absolutely doesn¡¯t want to work. Ah, right. Maybe she¡¯ll pardon me if I turn into Rokuko and ask nicely? ¡ I should stop. That might just make her mad. ¡°¡ Well, it¡¯s alright. You are a Dungeon Master after all.¡± Saying that, Haku-san returned to her chair. [Father] gathered attention by pping his hands. Monitors for Team Demon King and Team Dragon King appeared alongside the monitor showing [Father], so it looks like hemunication to everyone this time. [Now then, Haku, 5, 6. I¡¯d like you each to say something.] ¡°From me as the winner of thispetition¡ 5, have you realized that you are just an ordinary lizard after all? From here on, please make sure keep that in mind and pay me tribute. You don¡¯t have to, of course. That is, if you don¡¯t think you can stomach the results of thispetition that Otou-sama oversaw.¡± [Ugu! ¡ Gunuuun¡] ¡°¡ 6. Please, show more discipline. To have someone refer to you as Jiji-sama, are you intending to disrespect Otou-sama? Ah, perhaps it has the meaning where you are an old fool? In that case, I have no qualms with it. Fufufu.¡± [Hmph. I¡¯ll overlook that.] Haku-san, aren¡¯t you just gloating!? I¡¯d be troubled if you caused a war to break out over this. Ah, was this actually not a Dungeon Battle but a serious war between nations? That¡¯s super troublesome. [1] [I¡¯m next then, I got second ce¡ 89, no, Haku. We¡¯re from the same series. Since I¡¯m an old man, aren¡¯t you an old hag? There¡¯s no point making yourself appear young. No, maybe it¡¯s due to your inability to grow up mentally that you¡¯re still such ass. Ha ha ha. I¡¯m so envious of your youth! Not having to face the truths of life must be nice.] ¡°Oh? What¡¯s thising from the loser?¡± [Hmph. 666 may have lost, but she invested in an enhancement for herself. In the long run, the true winner will be 666.] ¡°Fufu, so what are you saying? My Rokuko-chan preserved a considerable amount of the DP from this time. Enough to even do this another time.¡± She¡¯s adding fuel to the fire. We just settled down and now she¡¯s trying to start it up again! It¡¯d be troublesome having to do this another time, so please spare me. [Oi, it¡¯s my turn next. Yeah? Good. This isn¡¯t my loss. This happened because of these three handicaps I had to deal with, next time¡ª] ¡°Excuses are so uncouth.¡± [The losing lizard that only knows how to beat things with force should just keep silent. It¡¯s unsightly.] ¡°Speaking of unsightly, 6¡ª¡± [Kakaka, that¡¯s it, Haku, you¡ª] Ah, he went quiet. And then Haku-san and Core 6 started verbally attacking each other. ¡ Aidi is looking at it happen from behind Core 6 like she¡¯s envious. Huh? Is she seeing this as a caring chat or something? No way, even if you look over here with that slightly excited look and rough breathing, I¡¯ll absolutely never have an argument with you like this one that could bring about a war! Don¡¯t even look at Rokuko either! But you¡¯re friends, you say? No means no! [Father] pped his hands. With that, Haku-san and Core 6 immediately stopped their quarreling and looked at him. [Otou-san is d that everyone gets along so well. It¡¯s regrettable, but it¡¯s about time. Would you care to say your goodbyes?] [Hey 695¡ Rokuko! It may be true that your name was recognized by Tou-sama, but don¡¯t get so cocky! I won¡¯t lose again!] [Oooi, 650! What are you doing, interrupting father while he¡¯s talking!? Looks like I¡¯ll have to educate you even more severely¡ prepare yourself! 651, 652, you guys will take responsibility for this too!] [Gekokooo!?] [P-please forgive me, 5-samaaa!] [Ha ha ha, I don¡¯t mind. I did ask for their goodbyes after all. Please go easy on them for their education, 5.] When [Father] said that with a smile, 5 didn¡¯t say anything else. Core 650¡¯s face was pale even though he¡¯s a snake though. By the way, Aidi appeared to be staring at Rokuko¡¯s face with a smile. As for Rokuko, well, she just smiled back with the feeling that she was smiling at a friend, but¡ªfor some reason, it feels like Aidi has the same aura as Haku-san. Right, let¡¯s pretend I saw nothing. [Well then, everyone, let¡¯s see each other again at the next assembly!] Themunication ended along with [Father]¡¯s final words. With this, our third Dungeon Battle hase to an end. ¡ It feels like it took a rather long time. Footnotes: I don¡¯t quite understand the third sentence from this line. It¡¯s a rhetorical self-question, where Kehma is asking himself ¡°Was it really a serious war between nations rather than several Dungeon Battles?¡± However, I can¡¯t seem to figure out how that makes sense in context and how exactly to structure the sentence. Thus this footnote. Chapter 194 Godly Comforter 1 Godly beddings. Right, godly beddings. As one of the rewards from this, in my opinion, it could be called the main reward. The night that the Dungeon Battle finished, I hurried¡ªdashed, even¡ªto Rokuko¡¯s bedroom. Even though I say it like that, we went with the pattern of slipping away from the closing party separately and at different times. It was a two-day long party to both celebrate the Dungeon Battle¡¯s end as well as a farewell party. Haku-san didn¡¯t say anything in particr when Rokuko left. When Rokuko left, she first made eye contact with me for an instant. A while after that, I slipped out of the room knowing full well what the meaning behind that look was and headed to the bedroom that Rokuko was using. As a result, that¡¯s why the two of us met up at her bedroom. Ku ku ku, this is something that a thickheaded protagonist would never be able to imitate. This task was aplished due to the telepathy that exists between partners! Naturally, I have no obscene intentions. None at all. ¡°Y-you¡¯re here, Kehma! I was waiting.¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯m here.¡± Rokuko had already changed into her pajamas. I knelt before her. And then¡ª ¡°So, please, please show me the godly beddings!¡± ¡°What¡¯s with that no-hesitation dogeza!? You don¡¯t need to do that, Kehma. Hey, look up. Let¡¯s look at the godly beddings together.¡± ¡°Ooh¡ are you an angel?¡± ¡°W-why are youparing me to those dangerous things that stand alongside God¡¯s Vanguards?¡± Ah, so angels are like that from the point of view on the dungeons¡¯ side huh. Angels are god¡¯s subordinates after all¡ So what should Ipare her to? ¡°A demon?¡± ¡°That¡¯s a bit off?¡± ¡°A¡ goddess?¡± ¡°W-what¡¯re you talking about, Kehma! I¡¯m not some existence that should be worshiped!¡± Rokuko said that, but her face was red and she was waving her hands in the air. Looks like she didn¡¯t dislike it. Looks like goddess is good. I¡¯ll remember that. Come to think of it, Haku-san is said to be a white goddess or something huh. ¡°Now then, please¡ show me the godly beddings¡¡± ¡°¡ Un.¡± I¡¯m finally going to see one of the godly beddings, the [Godly Comforter]. I¡¯m so nervous, my heart¡¯s pounding like it wants to pop out of my chest. Rokuko¡¯s just like me, she¡¯s probably excited like how a child is when they open a present from their dad. Rokuko took out a box wrapped with a ribbon¡ªit looks just like a present box. It doesn¡¯t lookrge enough to have aforter in it, but it¡¯s probably using a magic like [Storage]. Slowly, Rokuko untied the ribbon with her hands. Continuing, she took off the lid¡ I gulped back saliva. ¡°¡ Eeei!¡± Resolving herself, she took it off in one go. It shined for an instant, revealing a divine whiteforter. Rokuko picked it up. ¡°¡ So beautiful.¡± ¡°Yyeah¡ I think so too¡¡± I wound up praising it involuntarily. ¡ This is a godly bedding. This is the godlyforter. ¡°To be honest, I underestimated it¡ No, really¡ for it to be this¡¡± ¡°¡ It feels amazing. Kehma, try touching it too.¡± ¡°No, wait. First is the manual. There¡¯s even the possibility that I won¡¯t be able to return to this world just by a thoughtless touch. It¡¯s probably better if I don¡¯t even touch the box.¡± ¡°Y-yeah. It¡¯s as Kehma says. Let¡¯s be careful. Umm, where is it~?¡± ¡°Maybe it¡¯s under the lid? Try turning it over.¡± ¡°Un. Like this? Theforter¡¯s in the way, I can¡¯t see anything. Kehma, do you see it?¡± Still holding the godlyforter in one of her hand, Rokuko turned over the present box¡¯s lid. ¡ There it is. It¡¯s a letter. ¡°Yeah. I see it. It¡¯s where I thought it¡¯d be.¡± ¡°Nn¡ this? ¡ Opening it¡¯s a bit scary, huh?¡± ¡°If you don¡¯t open it, I won¡¯t be able to see.¡± ¡°I-I know¡ Hey, can you see it now?¡± Rokuko opened up the instructions. Inside it were notes on how to use the godlyforter. What? ¡°¡ Rokuko, this¡¡± ¡°W-what? What¡¯s wrong?¡± Inside it, there was the following in handwritten letters: Name: Godly Comforter (Rokuko¡¯s Use Only) Effects: Will sleep incrediblyfortably. Will have a good dream. No matter how tired, both physical strength and magical power will fully recover by sleeping with this. Even if you do intense exercise before going to bed, it won¡¯t hinder your work the next day. One thousand year warranty! (However, as this is a special item, anyone else using it will receive divine retribution.) *Otou-san¡¯s Supplement* This is a Rokuko-only item. No one but her can use it, so be careful. If anyone other than the owner tries using it, they will receive divine retribution that would even cause God to pale, so Kehma-kun can¡¯t use it alright? ¡ However, this function is to prevent theft and cheating, so this won¡¯t happen if a couple that has full trust in each other uses it. Well then, have fun. Wow, that supplement¡ is super suspicious. What¡¯s with that ¡®have fun¡¯, oi. Aah, but there were quite a few stories about cheating in Earth¡¯s legends huh~. So there¡¯s a cheat prevention system attached to thisforter. So then, no cheating~. ¡ But it¡¯s okay if we fully trust each other, huh. Hmmm. ¡°In other words, it¡¯s not a problem for you and me right? Or do you not trust me?¡± ¡°That¡¯s not the thing I¡¯m troubled about. It¡¯s the ¡®couple¡¯ part. If it were simply cheating, you don¡¯t have to be a couple for that¡¡± ¡°Ah, right. I¡¯m still Rokuko Labriheart. Should I be Rokuko Masuda from now on then?¡± ¡°Nope. No can do.¡± Hold up, I¡¯ve beenpletely locked on. It¡¯s not like I dislike Rokuko, but it¡¯s still only been a year since we met. I don¡¯t want to speed things up so fast. ¡°¡ Y-yeah. It¡¯s said that you aren¡¯t recognized as a couple until you have a proper ceremony and report it to amunity leader¡ªah, Kehma is a Vige Chief though?¡± ¡°Eh? I think that in this case, we¡¯d need Haku-san¡¯s approval¡¡± ¡°Mmm, but you know, Haku Ane-sama doesn¡¯t look like she hates Kehma, so I don¡¯t think there¡¯d be any problems?¡± No waaay! Haku-san would immediately remove me if I gave her the chance. Just then, Rokuko pped her hands. ¡°Wouldn¡¯t it be alright if Kehma turned into me?¡± ¡°Turn into¡ Rokuko? ¡ Ah, [Super Transformation] huh?¡± I still have one more transformation left for today. If I use it to transform into Rokuko, wouldn¡¯t I be able to use the godlyforter? ¡ But really, can the godlyforter be tricked? There might be a chance, but considering that the skill came from God, it¡¯s a 50% at best. However, I trust Rokuko, and Rokuko trusts me as well. Although we¡¯re not a couple, that adds another 50% to it. Booyah! That makes it a 100% sess rate! Hyahoooh!¡± ¡°[Super Transformation]¡ Alright!¡± I, who had transformed into Rokuko, touched the godlyforter. It¡¯s a 100% sess rate, so I don¡¯t have to worry about anything! ¡ Ahuhuuun. Just touching it makes my legs want to copse¡! ¡°Kehma, having a look like that on my own face is embarrassing!¡± ¡°¡ªSorry, was I making a strange expression?¡± I might have drooled, so let¡¯s wipe my mouth too. ¡°Does the transformation not break when you go to sleep?¡± ¡°It doesn¡¯t seem like it. It should be okay so long as my magical power doesn¡¯t run out and I don¡¯t turn it off.¡± ¡°Okay. Let¡¯s sleep together then, Kehma. Just in case, alright?¡± ¡°Ooh, paying attention to the details. As expected of my partner.¡± If I¡¯m sleeping together with Rokuko, that should halve the divine retribution even in the tiny chance it happens. In other words, my 100% sess rate just doubled! That¡¯s 200% sess rate! 200! It¡¯s definitely my win. Rokuko got into bed and held up the godlyforter, inviting me in. ¡ I got in next to Rokuko. The sensation that the godlyforter isn¡¯t something that I could put into words. If I were forced to describe it, it¡¯s like that happy feeling you get just after you wake up, but having itst constantly. I had a good dream too, but I don¡¯t really remember it. It feels like it was a pleasant dream where I was flying in the sky. Chapter 195 Godly Comforter 2 The next morning, I woke up staring Rokuko in the face. ¡ My head gradually cleared. Holy craaaaaap! That was dangerous! Alive, I¡¯m alive! There¡¯s no divine retribution? I¡¯m alright? Aah, it might have a time dy¡ The heck was I on about? 50% and 50% make 100%? My math was wrong there, thinking about it normally that makes 75% MAX. Moreover, the divine retribution has absolutely nothing to do with the sess rate, was I so blinded by the godlyforter¡¯s allure!? That wasn¡¯t the only dangerous part. There¡¯s also Haku-san¡¯s presence. This was supposed to be Rokuko and Haku-san¡¯s bedroom to begin with. In other words, it wouldn¡¯t be off for Haku-san to walk in and see us like this right now. For now, let¡¯s get out of the bed. Phew, night sweat¡ there¡¯s none. There¡¯s just the cold sweat from just now. There were no problems with [Super Transformation]. I¡¯m still looking like Rokuko, a loli. Rather, I¡¯m packed with magical power, there¡¯s no signs of it switching back on its own. I guess I¡¯m full of magical power due to the godlyforter¡¯s effect? ¡°First off, my life is safe. For now, at least.¡± But still, it feels like there¡¯s a good smelling from my body. Sniff, sniff. The heck¡ ah, this is Rokuko¡¯s scent? We did sleep together, but I¡¯m transformed into her after all. Oh crap, I was just sniffing her armpits. I feel a bit guilty. ¡°Nnn.. huh? Why is there another me¡ oh, Kehma. Morning, Kehma.¡± ¡°Ah, you woke up? Morning, Rokuko.¡± ¡°¡ Are we a couple now?¡± ¡°What¡¯re you saying so suddenly?¡± ¡°I mean, hey, Kehma is me, so doesn¡¯t that make us one body and mind? I became physically one with Kehma overnight¡ so isn¡¯t it basically an established fact? It¡¯s all thanks to the godlyforter!¡± ¡°Wrong! Absolutely wrong!¡± ¡°¡ Hey, how about it, Kehma? Want to go back to sleep? Thisforter feels great, right?¡± Her cheeks red with a smile on her face, Rokuko opened up the godlyforter to lure me back in. Kuh¡! What a tempting offer! The way she¡¯s opening theforter, I can see her legs¡ what¡¯s with this boom boom feeling deep inside my chest!? My head¡¯s fogging up! I-I get the feeling it¡¯ll be no good if I stay like this. ¡ But if I undo my transformation, won¡¯t I lose my countermeasure to deal with Haku-san? Even if I¡¯m found by Haku-san, there¡¯s a good chance I¡¯ll be able to escape if I look like Rokuko. Thinking about that, I can¡¯t switch back. At the very least, [Kehma] leaving this room would be very bad. In other words, it¡¯ll be fine so long as I don¡¯t undo the transformation inside this room. There¡¯ll be no problem if I return to my room first and do it there. ¡°Kehma, you¡¯re noting?¡± ¡°S-sorry, but I¡¯ll continue after we return to our dungeon. This is Haku-san¡¯s territory, so it¡¯d be bad if I¡¯m in this room. I¡¯m going to head back to my room.¡± ¡°Aaw¡ alright. You¡¯ll go back to sleep with me next time then, right?¡± ¡°Yeah.¡± Shaking off my reluctance to leave the bedding, I left Rokuko and the room behind. * I exited into the corridor outside of the bedroom. I have to return to my room as fast as possible to undo the transformation. It happened as soon as I took the first step. ¡°Oh? Rokuko-chan.¡± Eek! My body bounced in surprise. When I turned around, there stood Haku-san, herplexion bad and with her hand ced against her temple as though she had a headache. No way, this is the divine retribution? ¡°Ah, umm, H-Haku, Ane-sama!¡± ¡°I¡¯m sorry, but please don¡¯t talk so loudly¡ it¡¯s echoing in my head.¡± Ah, whoops. I wound up inadvertently calling her Haku Ane-sama. Now there¡¯s no choice but to deceive her. ¡°I¡¯m sorry that we couldn¡¯t sleep togetherst night, I somehow continued drinking. By the time I noticed, it was already morning¡ O-ow, ow.¡± ¡°Umm, do you have a hangover?¡± ¡°Yeah, it got a little better after I used recovery magic on it though¡ªoh? That appearance.¡± When she said ¡®that appearance¡¯, I looked down¡ I was wearing my jersey. Crap, was I exposed already? ¡°You already went to bed and got back up, didn¡¯t you, Rokuko-chan? ¡ Mou. I¡¯d love if you wore those cute pajamas I prepared for you.¡± ¡°¡ªNn? Umm, it sounds like you¡¯re saying that I always sleep in jerseys?¡± ¡°What are you saying, you always wear¡ªow¡¡± Always wear them? They should be bought through DP then. I haven¡¯t seen Rokuko sleep much, but I guess she sleeps in jerseys when I¡¯m not around? I don¡¯t really get it, but that¡¯s a convenient coincidence. ¡°Well then, would you like to take a bath with me?¡± What do I do!? Wait, there¡¯s no way I could go! Let¡¯s run away. ¡°S-sorry, Haku Ane-sama. I need to go to the restroom first, so¡¡± ¡°Oh, no¡ shall I go with you then?¡± I can¡¯t even escape with the [I need to use the restroom] trick!? Kuh, there¡¯s no helping it. I¡¯ll have to use my secret skill. ¡°Ah, I-I¡¯m fine. Kehma called for me, so¡¡± ¡°Oh? You¡¯ll have to change first, then. You don¡¯t want to meet him in that jersey.¡± ¡°No, umm, I have to go right now¡ª¡± ¡°Dressing up before they meet a man is ady¡¯s enjoyment, you know? It¡¯s not as though this is a dungeon crisis, if he¡¯s in a hurry, he could tell you the matter throughmunication. Preparing yourself has the priority over rushing. Kehma will probably simply go back to sleep waiting, there¡¯s no need for you to worry.¡± Even my [I¡¯m being called by my partner] secret skill didn¡¯t work!? W-what should I do¡ ¡°So, why don¡¯t we go enjoy a bath first? You should change clothes after cleaning your body. I¡¯ll even choose some cute clothes for you and do up your hair.¡± ¡°Eh, ah, I don¡¯t want to take a bath right now.¡± ¡°¡ Kehma-san will dislike you if you¡¯re sweaty, you know?¡± ¡°I-I wonder if Kehma doesn¡¯t actually like the smell? And I¡¯m in a rush, so I think I could just use [Cleanup].¡± ¡°Oh my, how wasteful. I have some new bath additive from Hero Studio. It¡¯ll make your skin smooth and has a light lily scent.¡± ¡°Next time! Next time, we¡¯ll take a long bath together!¡± ¡°O-ow¡ that echoed in my head. I couldn¡¯t hear you that well, but you said we¡¯ll bathe together?¡± The heck? Haku-san just wants to take a morning bath with Rokuko! While I was thinking that, Haku-san grabbed my arm. As expected of an A-Rank adventurer, I couldn¡¯t escape¡ I can¡¯t run away!? What should I do, what should I do!? 3 Choices ¡ª Choose Only One: Choice #1: The handsome me is suddenly hit by an idea on how to escape. Choice #2: Be saved byrades. Choice #3: Escape is impossible, reality is merciless. Give up. Me, a Dungeon Master specializing in ideas, would obviously pick number one! ¡°In that case, I¡¯m going to quickly go and change, so please go and wait outside of the room.¡± ¡°? Why would you change right before getting into a bath?¡± ¡°It¡¯s the same sort of thing as how eating a mouthful of something before a meal improves your digestion.¡± ¡°Is there something like that? But why wouldn¡¯t we change together like usual?¡± ¡°For me, preparing my body before meeting Haku Ane-sama is just as important as doing it before meeting a man¡ That¡¯s why, umm, I¡¯ll be happy if you wait. I¡¯ll be fast, so¡ª¡± ¡°I¡¯ll wait.¡± Yeeees! ¡°Well, please wait outside of the room, alright?¡± I headed back into the bedroom. Then, I¡ªvery, very regrettably¡ªwoke Rokuko up from her amazing sleep. It¡¯s an emergency, please forgive me. Aah, everything considered, just being near thisforter is making me tired again. ¡°Munyaah, Kehma, eating socks raw will mess with your stomach¡ you have to cook them in the onsen first¡¡± ¡°I beg you, wake up, please.¡± ¡°Fuah¡ what¡? Were the socks tasty?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t eat them. I didn¡¯t eat them then, and I won¡¯t next time. Please, wake up.¡± ¡°¡ Nn, Kehma¡? So you want to go back to sleep after all?¡± Unfortunately, no. I exined the situation to Rokuko. ¡°Haaafuu, I got it. It¡¯s fine if I just go and take a bath with Haku Ane-sama who¡¯s standing outside the room?¡± ¡°Well, yeah¡ªI had to wake you up, so I¡¯ll absolutely make up for it.¡± ¡°You¡¯ll do anything?¡± ¡°As long as it won¡¯t cause a major problem.¡± ¡°¡ Oh well then, you owe me one okay?¡± Rokuko said that in delight as she put the godlyforter into her [Storage]. ¡°Haku Ane-sama, sorry to keep you waiting.¡± ¡°Aaw! Rokuko-chan wore it!¡ªOooow, my head¡¡± ¡°Are you alright, Haku Ane-sama? Let¡¯s go take our bath.¡± ¡ªThe two¡¯s footsteps faded as they left. Did I somehow manage to avoid a crisis? Once again, I returned to the room that was given to me. Chapter 196 Godly Comforter 3 Making it past Haku-san, I headed to the room. Ichika was walking towards me, yawning. ¡°Ah, Rokuko-sama? Mornin~¡± ¡°Morning. Well¡ª¡± ¡°Ah, wait wait.¡± I thought that I¡¯d be able to end it with a simple greeting, but she caught me by the shoulder. The heck. You called the name out loud, now I how to pretend to be Rokuko again¡ ¡°Rokuko-sama¡ You were lookin¡¯ forward tost night right!?¡± ¡°Wha¡ª!? I don¡¯t know what you¡¯re talking about!?¡± ¡°You¡¯re kiddin~. Ya spent a hot night together with Goshujin-sama yeah? I heard it with these ears~?¡± Oi, are you a peeping tom? ¡°I couldn¡¯t hear anythin¡¯ through the door though. I learned about the super love love and filled myself up just by starin¡¯, lookin¡¯, lickin¡¯, and touchin¡¯ it~¡± ¡°I-I seriously don¡¯t get what you¡¯re saying! We just slept together in the godlyforter, co-sleeping. Right, just co-sleeping!¡± ¡°You¡¯re kiddin~. Well, I get that ya¡¯re embarrassed. Ya were found and and ya¡¯re still cheerful, was it that good?¡± ¡°It really did feel good, but I think it¡¯s different from what you¡¯re asking?¡± ¡°Hmm~?¡± Ichika looked at me (in Rokuko form) and grinned. ¡ What¡¯s with those eyes that look like they¡¯re staring at a cute animal? ¡°Well, long as you did what I taught you before. How¡¯d it go? Did Goshujin-sama fall for ya?¡± ¡°U-umm? Un, he fell.¡± ¡°Nice! Grats~. I can tell ya even more stuff, juste ask me if there¡¯s anythin¡¯ else~¡± Oi, Ichika. What did you teach her, seriously? Ichika started leaving in satisfaction before I asked her. ¡°Ichika, wait! You absolutely can¡¯t tell anyone else that we slept together alright!?¡± ¡°Yah~, I¡¯ll cover for ya~¡± ¡ She left. Just maybe, this and meeting Haku-san was the divine punishment? It wasn¡¯t enough to make God pale¡ but well, there¡¯s the possibility that the Rokuko Correction alleviated it. When I got back to my room, Meat was folding up the bed. ¡°Ah, Rokuko-sama. Umm, congrattions?¡± ¡°¡ Where did you hear it from?¡± ¡°Together with Ichika, through the door. I left the venue saying that I needed to use the restroom, so I had to return right after, though.¡± The heck, even Meat¡ ¡°Ummm, should I exin?¡± ¡°You don¡¯t need to worry. Also, I thought of some advice to give you concerning Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°Eh?¡± Advice concerning me¡? Eh, now I¡¯m interested. Let¡¯s keep this up a bit longer. ¡°First, this is something to know as a hug pillow, but you should use the restroom beforehand and not drink much water after that. Goshujin-sama rarely wakes up once he falls asleep, but even so it will be easy to get up at dawn or after he¡¯s gone back to sleep after waking up. You can¡¯t use the restroom until then, so it is can be difficult.¡± Umm¡ it looks like she¡¯s gone through hardships. Sorry. You can use the toilet when you need to. ¡°Also, Goshujin-sama won¡¯t wake up once he¡¯s asleep even if you lick or sniff him. That¡¯s your chance.¡± ¡°What!?¡± ¡°You can even y-bite him. His taste is addicting. You¡¯ll find the point that he won¡¯t wake up if you watch his general reactions, so please pay attention to that. Ah, and it is important to dry him off if you lick him.¡± Meat, the f*ck are you doing to me when I¡¯m asleep¡ No, that much is alright. It¡¯s like having a yful pet. I also feel her dog ears after all. ¡°Next, how to respond when Goshujin-sama¡¯s crotch stiffens.¡± ¡°Wait.¡± ¡°Yes? What is it?¡± ¡°¡ Stiffens?¡± ¡°What sort of things men are, I feel like I heard about it from a senior. Ichika said it as well, that that sort of thing happens.¡± ¡°¡ So, what do you do if it stiffens?¡± ¡°First, you move his legs¡ª¡± ¡°No, wait. I don¡¯t want to hear it.¡± What¡ why am I listening about what to do if my crotch stiffens from such a small child? Oh god¡ is this the divine retribution? Eh, I¡¯m reaping what I sowed? The godlyforter¡¯s divine retribution has nothing to do with it? Yeah¡ ¡°¡ It¡¯s something important, but I understand. It certainly is rather hard to put into words, so I will teach you while showing it.¡± ¡°What¡¯re nning on doing!?¡± ¡°First, you move his legs so that they won¡¯t get in the way and¡ª¡± ¡°Sorry, I wasn¡¯t asking. That was a rhetoric question.¡± Surely, she doesn¡¯t do something like work as [Meat] in the sexual tool meaning. Surely. I¡¯m too afraid to ask. Damned divine retribution. Everything is that guy¡¯s fault! ¡°It¡¯s alright, Rokuko-sama.¡± ¡°U-umm, what is?¡± ¡°If I can do it, Rokuko-sama will be able to.¡± Be able to what¡ ¡°? Be a hug pillow.¡± ¡°Y-yeah.¡± By the way, at what point should I turn back into my normal form? ¡ It feels like nothing good is going to happen if I stay looking like Rokuko. Grah, Rokuko¡¯s super luck isn¡¯t copied with [Super Transformation]! I can¡¯t help but grieve over that. Because of that, even though it¡¯ll be ridiculously awkward, I decided to turn back. Yep, I¡¯m back. The jersey I was wearing went back to fitting nicely. ¡°¡ G¡ª¡ Goshujin¡ sama¡!?¡± Meat was shocked. I was staring at her being shocked for a while, but then she abruptly sat down. And then bowed deeply. She flowed into a beautiful dogeza. ¡°¡¡± ¡°For now, please raise your head.¡± ¡°¡ Yes.¡± ¡°So, what are you doing to me while I¡¯m asleep?¡± ¡°Eh, umm¡ y-biting, licking¡ a-and¡ I call you D-Dad¡¡± Dad¡? I see, so that¡¯s it. Meat is still a child. She¡¯s at the right age to miss her father. Besides, Meat only has vague memories of her past, she doesn¡¯t even remember her parents. Thinking about that, it¡¯s natural that she¡¯d want to call me, who has the same ck hair as her, Dad. It¡¯s not as though I¡¯m that much older, but I am a man. Let¡¯s just ept it at that. ¡°Got it. You can call me Dad if it¡¯s just asionally.¡± ¡°Eh¡? It¡¯s okay?¡± ¡°Meat, you are excellent and do your best. You never say anything selfish and you do what you¡¯re told¡ honestly, I think it¡¯d be fine if you took a few days off to take it easy. You¡¯re a child, after all.¡± I hugged Meat. Gently, like a father. When I pat her head while I was hugging her, Meat¡¯s tail started wagging back and forth. ¡°Alright then, is there anything you want to do? Dad will do whatever you ask.¡± ¡°T-then, umm¡ please, let me y-bite your ears.¡± ¡°¡ My ears?¡± ¡°Is that¡ no good?¡± ¡°It¡¯s not that it¡¯s no good, well, go ahead. No need to hold back!¡± ¡°¡ Okay!¡± After that, she nommed on my ears in abandon. So much so that I identally let out a strange voice when she licked the inside of my ear. Chapter 197 Godly Comforter (Behind the Scenes) I slipped away from the party to check on my present from Tou-sama. I nced over to Kehma¡ I¡¯m fine with lending it to Kehma, but he can¡¯t use it before me! Tou-sama even said that this is a present for me after all. When I got to my bedroom, I summoned the [Godly Comforter] I received from Tou-sama. It popped out of the menu. ¡°Heeh, so this is the godlyforter¡ it feels amazing~. But it doesn¡¯t feel too amazing?¡± An envelope fell down, as well as a box. ¡ Box? The envelope must be the instructions Tou-sama talked about. Let¡¯s put down the godlyforter and open the envelope first. It had some instructions written by Tou-sama in it. ¡°Let¡¯s see, what¡¯s it say?¡± Name: Godly Comforter (Owner: Rokuko) Effects: You can sleep with the person you desire. Maniptes causality, allowing you to sleep until morning. (If you cannot meet physically, you will only meet in a dream) * This effect can only be used once every 8760 hours (365 days). * Forcibly summoning the person you desire may result in confusing their minds somewhat, but this will be cured by morning. Share a dream with the person you sleep together with. The content of the dream can be set freely. The owner holds the priority in choosing. * Moreover, the owner can specify whether the dream will be remembered. If you sleep for longer than an hour with thisforter, both physical strength and magical power will fully recover. Even if you sleep less than an hour, you will bepletely recovered if you weren¡¯t too exhausted. (Injuries will not recover) * In the case that the person is someone that the owner does not approve of, it will instead fully drain their physical strength and magical power. Moreover, things that are convenient for the owner are more likely to happen. The extent of this effect is dependent on luck. *Supplement from your Otou-san* This is Otou-san¡¯s present to Rokuko! Ah, the present box is a freebie, so you should put it into it before showing Kehma-kun. I added a fake set of instructions to show Kehma-kun, they¡¯re under the present box¡¯s lid. I wrote that anyone using this other than Rokuko and her husband would receive divine retribution, so do your best! It¡¯d be great if you can make it an established fact or something. Also, please note that this letter will automatically disappear. ¡°T-these effects are amazing. As expected of the godlyforter¡ wait, eh, disappear?¡± As it said, once she finished reading it, the letter vanished. ¡°¡ As expected of Tou-sama. I don¡¯t understand!¡± Let¡¯s try using the godlyforter right away. I put my hands into theforter¡ what should I do for the wish? Let¡¯s try saying it out loud. ¡°¡. Comforter-sama, oh Comforter-sama. I want to sleep with Kehma.¡± That was so embarrassing to say out loud. But theforter shined brightly. I guess it worked? ¡°Ah, with this, Kehma will being huh? I should put it into the present box¡¡± When I pressed theforter against the present box, it went in slowly. After that, I put on the lid. Preparationsplete¡ Ah, let¡¯s temporarily put it into [Storage] too. Wait, I haven¡¯t changed my clothes yet! I¡¯m not done preparing! I have to change before Kehma gets here. Ummm, my usual jersey is no good. It¡¯d be embarrassing if I matched with Kehma. Maybe I should use the negligee Haku Ane-sama prepared? Wait, there was some pajamas too, so¡ªah, uu, hah, gah¡ªDone! Huh, isn¡¯t this a bit risque¡? Nn¡ it¡¯s alright! I have underwear on after all. Right, I have to wear cute socks since it¡¯s Kehma. Aaah, I have to hurry! Kehma¡¯sing, aah, should I just go barefoot? Rather, we¡¯re going to sleep so maybe barefoot is better! Ichika even said that showing off my feet is good! I sat down on the bed in preparation, fidgeting while I waited for Kehma. A whileter, a knock sounded at the door. ¡°Who is it?¡± ¡°Me.¡± He came! Kehma really came! I opened the door. ¡°Y-you¡¯re here, Kehma! I was waiting.¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯m here.¡± Quickly, Kehma dashed in front of me and¡ª ¡°So, please, please show me the godly beddings!¡± Performed a stunning dogeza. It¡¯s Kehma, so I¡¯m not sure if I should be confused or not. * I¡¯m in a dream. It might¡¯ve been due to the godlyforter¡¯s effect, but I know that I¡¯m inside a dream. It¡¯s a white room like the Master Room. Rather, this is the Master Room, isn¡¯t it? I wonder if it¡¯s showing this ce since it¡¯s a ce that¡¯s memorable for Kehma and I? Kehma wasying down in his beloved futon in front of me. He wasn¡¯t transformed into me, he was the normal Kehma. ¡ This is Kehma, right? The real one? I mean, we should be sharing dreams. For now, it¡¯ll be embarrassing, so I decided to have Kehma forget this dream. Rather, why is Kehma sleeping inside a dream too!? Just how much does he love sleeping? Really now. Humans have such a short lifespan that it¡¯s a waste using it all up on sleeping. ¡°Kehma, wake up. Kehma.¡± ¡°¡ Funyaa¡¡± He¡¯s not waking up!? Well, it¡¯s alright, I have plenty of time! ¡°Hey, Kehma? Wake up~, wake uuup~¡± ¡°Nnn¡. what, why¡¯re you saying wake up right before I fall asleep¡¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright, this is a dream, so you won¡¯t wake up even if you wake up.¡± ¡°The heck¡ eh, this is a dream? Aah, really. This feeling. A lucid dream.¡± Kehma sat up and moved his shoulders about. Then, he suddenly held up his hand and, without any kind of logical reason, shot out a beam. Vwooom. Bwoosh. ¡°Yep, it worked.¡± ¡°Eh, what was that? Magic?¡± ¡°Ha ha ha, Rokuko. This is in a dream, you can do anything in it. There¡¯s a trick to it though.¡± Saying that, Kehma floated up with his futon. ¡°What do you think? Flying futon.¡± ¡°What¡¯s the trick? It looks fun, tell me too!¡± ¡°It¡¯s simple. You just have to believe that you can do anything since it¡¯s a dream.¡± ¡°So that¡¯s it! ¡ It¡¯s hard!?¡± ¡°Haah, such an amateur¡ well, that¡¯s how it is. This is a Rokuko that my dream brought about¡ in that case, it¡¯s fine to do what I want with her I guess?¡± Kehma mumbled something to himself. Ah, so that¡¯s it? He knows that he¡¯s inside a dream, but not that we¡¯re sharing one¡ Eh? Then, can¡¯t I let Kehma do what he wants? I¡¯m curious about what he wants to do! What Kehma wants to do to me! ¡°Rokuko.¡± ¡°W-what, Kehma? You can do whatever you want to me, you know?¡± ¡°¡ That so? Alright, get in my futon.¡± ¡°Un.¡± I got into Kehma¡¯s futon like he told me to. Ah, Kehma¡¯s scent. ¡ It smells a bit like Meat¡¯s scent. ¡°Then?¡± ¡°¡ Guu¡¡± He¡¯s sleeping¡ why are you sleeping inside a dream!? ¡°Wait up, Kehma! Hey! Heeey, I said get up!¡± ¡°Mmm, so noizy, Rokuko. Let me sleep.¡± ¡°We¡¯re in a dream, you¡¯re already sleeping!¡± ¡°But sleep.¡± No good, talking isn¡¯t going anywhere. Rather, why did he have me get into the futon? Eh, there wasn¡¯t a deeper meaning? ¡°Mou, whatever! If that¡¯s what Kehma wants, I¡¯ll just do what I want!¡± ¡°Eh, what¡¯re you nning, oi.¡± ¡°Futon confiscated!¡± When I shouted that, the futon disappeared. Is this the power of priority? ¡°What¡ the heck¡ oi, Rokuko. My futon just disappeared.¡± ¡°What a strange coincidence. I just erased one.¡± ¡°¡ Hey, Rokuko, let¡¯s TALK for a bit¡¡± ¡°Wherever you want.¡± And so, under the name of TALKing, an epic fistfight began. This was a dream. There was no golem assist. This was a genuine fistfight. Kehma looked like he was going a little easy on me¡ no, he was entirely serious. Me taking away his futon was pretty bad, after all. However, I won. ¡°Ow¡ I can¡¯t ept it, my Dream Strength should have been the best. Why¡¡± ¡°There is one reason Kehma lost¡ I believed that ¡®it doesn¡¯t hurt since this is a dream!¡¯ can¡¯t be believed in!¡± ¡°Wha¡ I was defeated in power of imagination? It¡¯s my loss. Do what you want. Kehma copsed, his limbs syed out. ¡ Do what I want, you say? ¡°Alright. Then first, change clothes!¡± ¡°Oi wait, what are these clothes?¡± ¡°Eh? It¡¯s the ce that sold clothes in the Imperial Capital though?¡± ¡°No, I mean, these are for women!?¡± ¡°I want to see what Kehma looks like when he¡¯s wearing them! It¡¯s alright, I¡¯ll when them together with you!¡± ¡°S-stoooop!?¡± *** (Rokuko doing whatever she wanted) *** Several hourster. While I was doing whatever I wanted with Kehma, he suddenly disappeared. He was saying something like ¡®I can¡¯t be a bride anymore¡¡¯ and was looking far away with an exhausted look, but he won¡¯t die¡ probably? ¡°Ah, morning¡¯s here¡ Bunny Kehma was so cute~¡± It still didn¡¯t feel like it was enough, but let¡¯s be satisfied with that. Un, that was fun. I should wake up now, too. Chapter 198 A Promise Forgotten While deciding on whether or not I¡¯d continue using Meat as a hug pillow in the future, I decided to be very Japanese-like and postpone the problem forter, maintaining the current status quo for now. First, I¡¯ll return to my dungeon¡ªwait, before that, let¡¯s stroll about the Imperial Capital a bit since it¡¯s a special opportunity. Although it¡¯ll only take an instant to return through the gate that can only be used one more time that [Father] made, the next time Ie, I¡¯ll use [Deployment] to soar straight to the dungeon we made this time and then take half of a day to all-out dash to here in a Carriage Golem. If I used a normal carriage, it¡¯d take a full day. ¡ However, if I didn¡¯t have that derived dungeon, it¡¯d take weeks to get here through a regr carriage service. Compared to that, it¡¯d gotten very easy to drop in. By the way, I heard that you normally can¡¯t establish derived dungeons so far away from your original, but this time was a special case. Otherwise, Haku-san probably would have made a dungeon near Tsuia Mountain. * Well, I brought Meat and Ichika over to the Adventurer Guild¡¯s Headquarters. Rokuko was having a tea party with Haku-san in the pce. Such elegance. I didn¡¯t look at the kinds ofmissions that pop up here in the Imperial Capital, so I decided to go give them a look. Thest time I came, I just met with Misha after all. There might be goodmissions since this is the Imperial Capital though¡ is what I thought, but there weren¡¯t many good ones at all, they were mostly just for thinning out dungeons. ¡°It¡¯s probably cause of the mornin¡¯ rush. Stuff like deliveries, work assistance, or anythin¡¯ with good pay would obviously get taken yeah?¡± ¡°I guess so. The other people here would be wanting the goodmissions after all.¡± ¡°Yeah~. There¡¯s the famous sayin¡¯: [An adventurer isn¡¯t just themselves].¡± That said, I don¡¯t really want toe here during the morning rush just to see themissions. Maybe I should give up checking them out¡ ah, what about the high rankingmissions? Most of what¡¯s left on the bulletin board are C-Rank stuff. Some C-Rankmissions and any B-Rankmission or higher are known as high rankingmissions and aren¡¯t put on the bulletin board. There¡¯s no choice but to hear about them directly from the counter, limited by things like rank and past achievements. I¡¯m more or less a B-Rank now, maybe I could do a general check? A big ce like this should have lots of high rankingmissions too, but there probably aren¡¯t any that could be finished up within a day. Even high rankingmissions would be quickly taken up by other adventurers if the pay¡¯s good. Well, let¡¯s go see what¡¯s there. ¡ªIt happened as I started to head over to the counter. ¡°Huh, aren¡¯t you Kehma-san? Why¡¯re you in a ce like this?¡± ¡°Hmm? Who is it?¡± When I turned to the voice, I saw a pair of adventurers. Who? No, really. Who? ¡°I¡¯m Uzoh! Kehma-san saved my life!¡± ¡°I¡¯m Muzoh! I promised to find a magic sword for you!¡± ¡°¡ Oooh. Right¡ that happened.¡± ¡°We¡¯ve never forgotten the saving grace Kehma-san bestowed on us that day! Right Muzoh!?¡± ¡°But saving people like us has to be amon urrence for Kehma-san, it can¡¯t be helped that he¡¯d forget yeah, Uzoh?¡± I only met you guys one time and it was a year ago~ The Uzoh Muzoh brothers. They¡¯re the C-Rankbo adventurers whose lives I saved in the dungeon since they were the first guests for our inn, [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion]. If I recall, they brought in a ton of DP for us through the test room? ¡°By the way, why¡¯s Kehma-san in the Imperial Capital? Did you move away from Sia?¡± ¡°I was just doing amission. Just finished it up, so I¡¯ll be heading back to Golen Vige soon.¡± ¡°Golen Vige? Was there a vige with that name nearby¡?¡± ¡°Ah, you didn¡¯t hear? The ce where that inn is turned into a vige. One thing lead to another, and it¡¯s now named Golen Vige.¡± ¡°I see.¡± The reason I haven¡¯t been using its name that often is because even I tend to forget its name. ¡°By the way, I¡¯m the Vige Chief.¡± ¡°That¡¯s amazing, or should I say horrible¡? Right, Muzoh?¡± ¡°If it¡¯s Kehma-san, he should manage somehow, Uzoh.¡± What¡¯s with that evaluation? It¡¯s better than getting told they feel sorry for me, but I¡¯d be troubled if they over evaluate me too much. ¡°¡ Which reminds me, it¡¯s be about a year since then.¡± ¡°Ah¡ªumm, Kehma-san. There is something that we have to apologize for.¡± ¡°We said that we¡¯d get a hold of a magic sword and give it to you within a year, but, uhh¡¡± Uzoh and Muzoh were lost for words. Is it that? That they were embarrassed about being unable to get a magic sword within a year even though they said they would? ¡°What, the magic sword? Don¡¯t worry about it, I don¡¯t mind even if I have to wait another year.¡± When I said that, Uzoh and Muzoh hurriedly shook their heads. ¡°No, we got one! But it¡¯s¡¡± ¡°It¡¯s a magic sword that has a demerit¡ it¡¯s a bit inappropriate to give to someone that saved our lives.¡± ¡°A demerit? What kind of magic sword is it?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a magic sword that causes things to go to sleep. It¡¯d be great if it just did that to enemies, but it causes everything nearby to feel drowsy, even the wielder.¡± ¡°Rather, as the closest thing to the magic sword, the person holding it will be the first one to get tired. We thought about having someone buy it, but don¡¯t know what kind of price to ask for because of the effect¡¡± ¡°That¡¯s¡¡± A magic sword that makes things tired¡? If it¡¯s true, that¡¯s an amazing effect. ¡°Alright, show me it. Quick, take it out, quick!¡± ¡°Eh? I mean, sure, I don¡¯t really mind¡¡± Uzoh took a sheathed magic sword out from his bag. It was a dagger in a simple scabbard. If I had to say what ornamentation it had, there was a dark-type magic stone in the center of the hilt. The magic stone was about as big as a stic bottle¡¯s lid and was so ck that it seemed to be sucking light into it. ¡°Hmm¡ how do you use it?¡± ¡°If you unsheathe it, it¡¯ll spread drowsiness about ording to the magical power you put into it.¡± ¡°Could I unsheathe it just a bit?¡± ¡°Just a bit, it¡¯d be a bother to others.¡± I tried pulling the magic sword out of its scabbard¡ O-oh¡ aaah, that¡¯s the good stuff. ¡ This is wonderful. I want to give in to the drowsiness and let this sword take me away. ¡°Kehma-san, sorry, please stop. I¡¯m already tired.¡± Hearing Uzoh¡¯s sleepy voice, I put the magic sword away. This is a good sword. The best sword. No swords are better than this sword. This will take my sleep to another level. ¡°Can I have this?¡± ¡°¡ Nn, sorry, Kehma-san. I¡¯m half asleep here, it just sounded like you said you wanted the magic sword.¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯d be great with taking this magic sword.¡± ¡°Y-you seriously said that?¡± ¡°Kehma-san, we should be able to buy some other magic sword if we sold that one and used our savings. Why would you want that one?¡± The heck are Uzoh and Muzoh saying? ¡°I¡¯ve never seen such an amazing magic sword. I¡¯m alright with this. No¡ I¡¯m super good with this!¡± ¡°O-oh.¡± ¡°Kehma-san¡!¡± Oi, why¡¯re you guys looking at me with tears in your eyes? Don¡¯t look at me like you¡¯re looking at something pitiful. Isn¡¯t it alright? It¡¯s not like I¡¯m going to use it to fight. ¡°What¡¯s this magic sword¡¯s name?¡± ¡°It doesn¡¯t have one. A magic sword¡¯s name is decided by its first user after all. If Kehma-san really means to use it, you should give it one.¡± I see. Let¡¯s think up a name for it. ¡ REM sleep. Hmm, REM de? Nah, if I recall correctly, REM is for eyeball movements, that¡¯s not too good. Is there a good name that has to do with sleep? Oh, right. ¡°Let¡¯s call it Siesta. Siesta Sword. A Sleepsword.¡± ¡°Hahaha, Sleepsword huh? The name sounds a bitckluster, but doesn¡¯t that fit the sword itself? Right, Muzoh?¡± ¡°Yeah, Sleepsword Siesta. He has a good sense huh, Muzoh?¡± Sleepsword Siesta. Looks like I ended up with the best magic sword in the world. However, even if they were just paying back their loan, after getting such an amazing sword from them, I have to bnce it out. I removed the scabbard with a de golem in it from my side and handed it to the Uzoh Muzoh brothers. ¡°It¡¯s a bit used, but here. Take it.¡± ¡°Kehma-dono, this is¡¡± ¡°This is the same magic sword from when you guys were trapped in the [Avarice Trap]. I haven¡¯t given it any sort of name, so feel free to give it one.¡± I haven¡¯t given it a name nor have I used it much, so it¡¯s almost brand new. I felt it¡¯d be fine to give them this one since I was thinking about making a new de golem out of orichalcum for myself, not to mention that I have Sleepsword Siesta now too. ¡°Nn, wait. One isn¡¯t enough for the two of you huh¡ here¡¯s another.¡± With that, I fetched a spare de golem from my [Storage] and pretended that it came from my bag. It¡¯s a knife type that I¡¯d made as a spare for Meat, but since the Uzoh Muzoh brothers are a swordsman and scoutbination, it¡¯ll work out. I¡¯ll make a new one for Meat too. ¡°A-are you sure?¡± ¡°Yeah, think of it as my appreciation for keeping your promise.¡± ¡°Then I¡¯ll gratefully ept it¡!¡± It¡¯s free to make anyway. And so, the Uzoh Muzoh brothers left the guild with their heads still bobbing up and down in a bow. Looks like they¡¯ll be heading out for amission, such hard workers. ¡°Goshujin-sama, wouldn¡¯t it¡¯ve been better to give ¡¯em some random thing?¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright. For Sleepsword Siesta, it was worth it.¡± ¡°¡ Well, if Goshujin-sama says it¡¯s ¡®kay, it¡¯s ¡®kay¡¡± Hmm? I just realized it, but isn¡¯t its effect coupled with [ckout Resistance] quite strong in a fight? ¡ Maybe I should give them A-Rank meals next time theye to our inn. Chapter 199 Extra: A Promise Fulfilled Uzoh and Muzoh came to a new dungeon in search of a magic sword. The area was under the Demon King¡¯s rule. There were many yet untouched dungeons here and among them were dungeons that held magic swords. ¡°Were we a bit reckless this time, Uzoh?¡± ¡°Maybe, Muzoh.¡± Their one-year deadline they¡¯d made with Kehma was approaching. They would find a magic sword and return. They didn¡¯t intend to break their promise, but they still hadn¡¯t found a magic sword. Even though it was a bit reckless of them to do so, that¡¯s why there was a very strong-looking monster walking down the passage in front of them. It was a white wolf that was even taller than a human. If they recalled correctly, its was called a Fenrir¡? At any rate, they could tell it was dangerous with just a nce. Because of that, as the room they¡¯d escaped to was a safety zone, even though it had saved their lives¡ªit was a dead end. ¡°Should we resolve ourselves here? Uzoh.¡± ¡°There¡¯s no way out huh¡ looks like we¡¯re trapped? Muzoh.¡± ¡°What do we do? We do have around a month¡¯s food this time though.¡± ¡°We did learn, huh, Muzoh?¡± ¡°Maybe it¡¯ll head off somewhere within a month? Let¡¯s try waiting.¡± ¡°Maybe.¡± Three days passed since then, but the Fenrir was still there. They were eating the preserved foods that had the least amount of time they¡¯d keep for¡ and had a lot of free time. ¡°Hey, I wonder if trying to attack it from within the safety zone would work¡¡± ¡°That¡¯d be great. People say that the safety zone would be invalidated though, Muzoh.¡± ¡°That¡¯d be bad.¡± Since they didn¡¯t have anything to do in particr, the Uzoh Muzoh brothers decided to y dice. They¡¯d learned that preparing ¡®tools for killing time¡¯ was a good idea as well. Dice didn¡¯t take up much space, so they were great as something that adventurers had to carry around with them. ¡°Five chips, I roll two, Muzoh.¡± ¡°Hoh, then I¡¯ll respond with another single chip and roll one¡ Roll!¡± ¡°Roll! ¡ Dangit, snake eyes!¡± ¡°I got a four. It¡¯s my win, Uzoh.¡± The Uzoh Muzoh brothers were exchanging a small amount of copper coins back and forth. They were limited by the what they had on hand, so it wasn¡¯t like they were seriously betting money. Instead, it was just a normal game they used real money for chips. When they finished, they¡¯d reset their amounts and start another name. After ying many times, they didn¡¯t know how many times they¡¯d won or lost. That¡¯s how they passed the time. ¡°Still though, we¡¯re stuck in a room. This is just like with that magic sword one.¡± ¡°That¡¯s something I really don¡¯t want to remember¡¡± ¡°Least we have food this time. I don¡¯t know if help withe this time, though.¡± Bored, Uzoh started to examine the room. Just then, a dice happened to roll out of his pocket. Clink, clink¡ rolling across the floor, the six-sided diended on a six. ¡°¡ How about we wait around another six days? If no one¡¯se to help and if that thing hasn¡¯t left, we¡¯ll try attacking it.¡± ¡°Yeah¡¡± It was when he tried to pick up the dice. The floorboard¡¯s color was different. He hadn¡¯t noticed since he¡¯d never taken too close of a look at it, but Uzoh noticed that it was slightly lighter in color. When he knocked his knuckles against it, it sounded as though it were hollow. ¡°Muzoh, there¡¯s something here.¡± ¡°Huh? What¡¯s up?¡± He used a dagger to rip up the floorboard. When he did that, what they saw was a sword. They also saw that it had a magic stone in it. ¡°Ooh! We did it, it¡¯s a magic sword!¡± ¡°We did it, Uzoh! ¡ Will the exit not open if we don¡¯t turn it back?¡± ¡°No way. This ce is different from that dungeon, Muzoh.¡± ¡°Yeah¡ what kind of magic sword is it?¡± ¡°No clue. Let¡¯s try putting some magical power into it?¡± Muzoh picked up the magic sword and filled it with magical power. They then copsed. ¡°O-oi!? Muzoh¡ fuwaaah¡ w-what the¡?¡± ¡°Aah¡ I¡¯m alright, just super¡ tired¡?¡± Apparently, the sword had the effect of indiscriminately spreading around sleepiness. When the two of them woke up, the Fenrir on the other side of the safety zone¡¯s wall was sleeping as well. That was dangerous. The effect attacked indiscriminately, so that means that the safety zone had copsed¡ no, if that sleep wound up as being regarded as an attack, the safety zone was still unsafe. ¡°Hey, couldn¡¯t we beat it since it¡¯s asleep?¡± ¡°Cut it out. I don¡¯t know how long it¡¯s been asleep, but if we didn¡¯t finish it in a single blow, it¡¯d wake up. We¡¯d die, Muzoh.¡± ¡°Ah, right. Uzoh.¡± ¡ And then Uzoh stepped on something. [Guruuuu!] The Fenrir howled. They fled into the safety zone at a dash, holding their weapons as faced the entrance. ¡°Oi, Uzoh¡ don¡¯t step on its tail!¡± ¡°Yeah, sorry about that¡¡± At any rate, the Fenrir had woken up and was ring at them¡ The safety zone appeared to still be in effect. They took a breather. ¡°¡ Phew. Muzoh, what do we do?¡± ¡°¡ War of attrition?¡± It was at that time. ¡°Oh, found a Fenrir¡ what¡¯s it doing?¡± A youth with dark red hair came walking up from behind the Fenrir. Both casually and without any hesitation. It was entirely as though he were strolling through a garden. ¡°Oi, it¡¯s dangerous!¡± ¡°Nn? ¡ Ah, adventurers?¡± He warded off the Fenrir as it tried to bite him with its fangs with the sword in his hand. Forcefully pushed away, the Fenrir face nted into the ground. ¡°It¡¯s all good with you guys if I take this one yeah? It is, right?¡± ¡°Eh? Y-yeah, sure.¡± A youth even smaller than him was taking on the Fenrir like he was toying with it. It looked like a joke, but the only thing the Uzoh Muzoh brothers could do in that situation was just stare. A few minutester, the Fenrir that had given them such a frightening feeling copsed onto the ground covered in wounds. ¡°Good, it¡¯s not dead. Sessfully captured it alive¡ Ah, right. Seriously, that Jiji told us to do something so troublesome.¡± The youth was talking with his sword. It was d in fire, so it was unmistakably a magic sword. However, for him to talk with the magic sword¡ well, maybe there were talking magic swords? ¡°This should be good enough for today¡ Will you guys be getting in my way?¡± ¡°Ah, no, don¡¯t mind us.¡± ¡°What¡¯re you saying, you just saved us! Ha ha ha.¡± ¡°¡ That so? I¡¯m off, then.¡± Saying that, the youth left in the same way he came. However, this time, he was dragging the Fenrir by the tail behind him. ¡°We survived somehow, Uzoh.¡± ¡°Ah, we forgot to thank him¡ we have to give him our thanks next time, Muzoh.¡± They didn¡¯t know just how strong that person was, but he was definitely powerful. They hadn¡¯t heard of him, but if he was an adventurer, his name would rise up soon enough. It¡¯d be fine if they give him their thanks if they happened to meet him again. Either way, with the Fenrir¡¯s threat gone, the two were able to return to the Raverio Empire¡¯s Imperial Capital virtually unharmed. Having returned from the dungeon, the two carried with them a magic sword. ¡ With this, they¡¯d be able to face Kehma. They finally got a magic sword for him. ¡°We finally obtained a magic sword¡¡± ¡°It¡¯s a magic sword with a demerit to it though¡ it¡¯d be difficult to use. Maybe thatst time was just a coincidence? Let¡¯s try having it appraised, Muzoh.¡± ¡°Yeah, let¡¯s take it to a shop. If we sell it, we should be able to buy another magic sword if we include our savings.¡± The appraisal¡¯s result was that its effect caused everything in the surrounding area to be indiscriminately affected by drowsiness. And that they¡¯d buy it for a single gold coin¡ That wasn¡¯t a bad price for a normal sword, but it was considerably low for a magic sword. ¡°Maybe we could sell it for its sleep-inducing effect, Muzoh?¡± ¡°Yeah¡ people would usually just buy a [Sleep] skill scroll for that though. Unlike this magic sword, [Sleep] let¡¯s you choose a target, too.¡± ¡°It wouldn¡¯t even do anything for someone that doesn¡¯t have magical power. And keeping a weapon nearby when you¡¯re going to sleep would just increase the danger if you didn¡¯t know how to do it right, so aristocrats wouldn¡¯t take it either.¡± ¡°It¡¯s unusable, huh. So there¡¯s no helping the price¡ rather, it¡¯s obvious it would be so low. Haaah.¡± He sighed. He thought that they¡¯d be able to buy a new magic sword if theybined its sale price with their savings, but it turned out they wouldn¡¯t be able to¡ They would be able to buy a bad magic sword that had demerits like their current one, though. ¡°Maybe we could buy a magic sword without any demerits to it if we worked a bit more and took on some debt?¡± ¡°Maybe¡ how about we check the Imperial Capital¡¯s high payingmissions?¡± Temporarily putting aside selling the magic sword, they went to the Imperial Capital¡¯s Adventurer Guild. They found a well payingmission that was just a bit troublesome and decided to ept it. However, just as they epted themission, they came across a rather unexpected person. ¡°Huh, aren¡¯t you Kehma-san? Why¡¯re you in a ce like this?¡± ¡°Hmm? Who is it?¡± It was Kehma, the person who saved their lives. However, it appeared he didn¡¯t remember them. Helping other people was probably an everyday thing for Kehma. There¡¯s no way he could possibly remember each and every person, so, conversely, that also meant that he wouldn¡¯t expect a reward. Once again experiencing how great of a person their benefactor was, they decided that they would absolutely repay his kindness. Listening to him, it appeared that the dungeon had changed a lot. It had been a year since then. Yeah, the one year time limit.¡± ¡°Ah¡ªumm, Kehma-san. There is something that we have to apologize for.¡± ¡°We said that we¡¯d get a hold of a magic sword and give it to you within a year, but, uhh¡¡± They were being awkwardly evasive about it, but Kehma seemed to have figured it out. And then¡ª ¡°What, the magic sword? Don¡¯t worry about it, I don¡¯t mind even if I have to wait another year.¡± Saying that so readily, it looked like he really didn¡¯t expect to be rewarded for saving people. Much like an excuse, they blurted out the thing about the magic sword they came across, despite it being a magic sword that had a demerit. ¡°Alright, show me it. Quick, take it out, quick!¡± Saying that, Kehma was handed the magic sword by Uzoh and Muzoh to look over it. He then pulled it out of its sheathe to check its demerit. ¡°I¡¯ve never seen such an amazing magic sword. I¡¯m alright with this. No¡ I¡¯m super good with this!¡± ¡ªHe really wanted the magic sword. The magic sword that had a demerit. The magic sword that Uzoh and Muzoh had risked their lives to obtain. ¡°Kehma-san¡!¡± ¡°I like it. Can I keep it?¡± He looked truly happy. Right, rather then it being a magic sword, he was definitely looking at it as [The magic sword they got within the year]. Something that they got to keep their promise, making him d. ¡°It¡¯s a bit used, but here. Take it.¡± ¡°Kehma-dono, this is¡¡± ¡°This is the same magic sword from when you guys were trapped in the [Avarice Trap].¡± Of all things that could¡¯ve happened, he gave them the magic sword that was at his waist as though to exchange it with them. Moreover, this was a magic sword that had an improved sharpness. It didn¡¯t even have any demerits. Furthermore, he gave them another one since they were a duo. ¡°A-are you sure?¡± ¡°Yeah, think of it as my appreciation for keeping your promise.¡± Was he a saint? They were able to return their debt of gratitude, but wound up receiving another one. Somehow, they¡¯d ended up receiving two magic swords by giving him a single one. They weren¡¯t asked to give him anything back this time¡ªbut they would definitely repay this debt of gratitude. ¡°Golen Vige, was it? Looks like Kehma-san¡¯s the Vige Chief, Uzoh.¡± ¡°Settling down in and working for the vige doesn¡¯t sound so bad huh, Muzoh?¡± They didn¡¯t need to buy a magic sword anymore, so even with travelling expenses, they¡¯d still have room to spare. The Uzoh Muzoh brothers decided to finish themission they just epted and head over to the vige. Chapter 200 New Employees Sleepsword Siesta wound up being added to the dungeon¡¯s named monster list. I was careless. Looks like the magic sword was a monster. Because of that, I headed back to the dungeon, [Cave of Desires]. I was just going through it all day-by-day, but that really did take a while. Let¡¯s check over the situation again. After sleeping for a day, I called for Rei. ¡°Let me check over what¡¯s going on, yeah?¡± ¡°Yes, master.¡± First of all was the dungeon. Even though there were D-Rank adventurers and below training in the upper floors as ever, there were adventurers at the C-Rank level diving into the dungeon to target the Iron Golems. At the moment, it was a bit unreasonable for them to hope for magic sword de golems. Even if the riddle area¡¯s gone, making it down the spiral staircase just beyond that is a spectacr way to risk your life¡ Nn? There are more traps there now. Why are there ces that have spears popping out from the walls? ¡°Ah, there were quite a few adventurers making it to the warehouse area, so I added them.¡± ¡°Hmm. Good decision. It¡¯d be troublesome if too many of them got de golems from the warehouse.¡± So Rei¡¯s the one that added them? She did a great job with that. ¡°How many people have made it to the warehouse area?¡± ¡°Eight parties. One party was annihted at the spiral staircase, four parties just examined the Irregr Golems, and for the magic swords that the final three parties took away, three swords were stone, with the other three being iron, six swords in total. No parties made it beyond the warehouse.¡± So one party was annihted? My condolences, and thanks for the treat. [1] So six de golems shipped in a month¡ that might be a good pace? Let¡¯s replenish themter. ¡°The inn?¡± ¡°We now have five people after gaining two new people, but there nothing is particrly different. There wouldn¡¯t be much fluctuation in customers within a month, after all.¡± Well, that¡¯s how it¡¯d be even with getting new staff. Two new people are working at the inn now. It looks like they¡¯re staying at the inn, but maybe I should expand the employee dormitory? The Dungeon Battle¡¯s over, so it should be peaceful for a little while. ¡°Come to think of it, what sort of monsters are those neers? They both had cat ears, so are they a were beast-type like Misha?¡± ¡°Umm, they aren¡¯t monsters. They¡¯re beastkin.¡± ¡ Beastkin? Could those be summoned with DP? Exceptions like me could be summoned through the gacha, but there shouldn¡¯t be any things that are non-monster people (What Rokuko calls ¡®humans¡¯) or beastkin. [2] At the very least, it¡¯s not in my catalog. I don¡¯t think that Rei would be able to summon something that I, the Dungeon Master, can¡¯t though¡ ¡°How did you summon them with DP?¡± ¡°Ah, I did not use DP. I fed and employed the passing beastkin adventurers. I went with master¡¯s beloved policy of getting the maximum result at the lowest cost.¡± Rei spoke with a smile filling her face. ¡°Umm. In other words, they¡¯re not under the dungeon¡¯s control?¡± ¡°They aren¡¯t, but is that a problem?¡± ¡ How could it not be a problem!? ¡°No, wait, wait. I haven¡¯t heard anything though?¡± ¡°Eh, but I received permission from Rokuko-sama?¡± ¡°Seriously? ¡ I¡¯ll talk to herter¡ well, umm. Isn¡¯t them not being under the dungeon¡¯s control a problem?¡± ¡°They are only doing the things in the inn, so they are temporarily employed through the Adventurer Guild acting as an intermediary. There haven¡¯t been any problems in thest two weeks.¡± It¡¯s alright then¡ I guess? ¡°We can simply report to the guild if they cause any sort of problem, so we only need to deal with them if our secret is exposed. There are no problems.¡± ¡°Oh, so clear-cut¡¡± Able to think about things so unexpectedly severe, Rei is a precious existence for our dungeon. I¡¯ve usually been making those kinds of decisions, but I¡¯ve gotten a bit more easy-going. I sat up and started over. ¡°What did you do with the 50,000 DP I gave you?¡± ¡°Eh? That¡ other than the additional traps, everything went into my enhancements.¡± ¡°¡ Huh? Rei¡¯s enhancements?¡± ¡°Yes. My enhancements. It was to increase the dungeon¡¯s fighting capability.¡± Hold up. That was meant to be used to summon neers¡ ¡ But we have neers¡ªthough they¡¯re working here as a job¡ªso I guess Rei using the rest how she wanted isn¡¯t a problem? Hmm, I¡¯m a bit bothered that she used it to strengthen herself, but it¡¯s Rei. Let¡¯s just go with it being alright. ¡°That so? How are Kinue-san and Nerune doing?¡± ¡°Kinue has been working on increasing her cooking repertoire. Nerune has been absorbed in studying magic formations. She is still excited over the magic tools you gave her.¡± Kinue-san¡¯s buying cooking recipes with her sry, while Nerune¡¯s been excitedly talking to Kantra about magic formations. Looks like they¡¯re both living their lives to the fullest. As for Rei, it looks like she was happy that I had left my work to her. It¡¯s great that she¡¯s so loyal. I heard enough, so I decided to go see Rokuko. Naturally, it was to talk about the neers. ¡°Oi Rokuko! Let¡¯s talk for a bit.¡± ¡°What is it? You want to use the Godly Comforter?¡± ¡°That¡¯s that and this is this. It¡¯s about the new people we hired.¡± ¡°Eh, even though it¡¯s been so long?¡± It might¡¯ve been ¡®so long¡¯ to Rokuko, but I just heard about it for the first time. ¡°They were just hired through the Adventurer Guild. Rei suggested it and I thought about it.¡± ¡°But it¡¯d be bad if our inn¡¯s secret was exposed though?¡± ¡°It¡¯s not like we¡¯d tell the part-time employees something like that. It¡¯s also not like our inn¡¯s shady. Right?¡± ¡°What about the golems?¡± ¡°They¡¯re just ordinary y Golems that Kehma summoned. We¡¯re going with the pretense that you¡¯re resupplying their magical power, it¡¯s not weird at all.¡± ¡°What about the cooking?¡± ¡°Kinue¡¯s doing the cooking. We barely use DP to get food nowadays, and although we use DP for the ingredients, it just looks like we¡¯re getting it from the storehouse and [Storage].¡± ¡°The onsen¡¡± ¡°The part-timers are entrusted with the inn¡¯s reception and serving customers in the dining area. Cleaning is taken care of through [Cleanup] and Kinue¡¯s hobbies, while the hot water is just seen as [Some sort of magic tool]. Ah, the reception¡¯s register is like that too.¡± Huh? Somehow¡ did Rokuko just defeat me in logic? I can¡¯t argue at all. It looks like the part-timers aren¡¯t a problem at all. Rather, isn¡¯t it a good idea to hire part-timers and concentrate wholly on the dungeon? ¡°By the way, we¡¯re offering meals and rooms to the part-timers for free for their payment. We¡¯re paying a bit to the guild for the handling charges, but considering the inn¡¯s profits, it¡¯s tiny.¡± ¡ Rokuko¡¯s seriously grown up recently. ¡°By the way, were they interviewed?¡± ¡°Un, by me, Rei, and Ichika. Rather, I called for you too, but you were asleep.¡± Come to think of it, there was a time when Rokuko came back here during the stuff with the Dungeon Battle huh. It also feels like I was told about something¡ Hmm, maybe I should have a talk with them too? ¡°Could you call them over now?¡± ¡°Eh? Hmm, well, it should be alright if it¡¯s right now. It¡¯s about time they got off work.¡± ¡°In that case, please call them in for an interview.¡± ¡°Got it. I¡¯ll tell Rei. Don¡¯t fall asleep waiting alright?¡± Rokuko got in touch with Rei. All things considered, those part-timers¡ what kind of people are they? I¡¯m basically on their employer¡¯s side, so I have to be stern¡ Aah, I¡¯m getting nervous. Footnotes: This is sort of a joke. He said ¡°Goshuushousama (My condolences), soshite (and) gochisousama (thanks for the treat).¡± Just one difference in the phics. ^^ Return Note that Rokuko only ever refers to humans with ¡®ningen (human)¡¯ in katakana, rather than in kanji. It hasn¡¯t been important to the story so far, so I haven¡¯t mentioned it, though¡ Return Author Note: We¡¯re finally at 200¡ thinking back, it¡¯s already been one and a half years since I started this series hasn¡¯t it? As always, thank you so much. Chapter 201 The Interview As I waited in the owner¡¯s room, I heard a knock at the door. It looks like the two part-timers arrived. ¡°Come in.¡± When I gave permission for them to enter¡ ¡°Excuse me~!¡± ¡°Excuse me.¡± The door swung open rather vigorously, and a dog entered with a¡ rabbit? I don¡¯t know for sure, but an olive brown-eared, big boobed, animal-eared adventurer in a gym uniform entered alongside a blonde dog-eared girl with sses who wore a white doctor¡¯s robe. Both of their ears were tipped with white fur. They¡¯d changed out of the maid cosy outfit that was the inn¡¯s uniform, but what was with their current outfits? Their characters are deep from the start, oi. ¡°¡ Amazing looks you two have going there.¡± ¡°Nkyuu! These clothes are super easy to move in! Found them in the dungeon!¡± [1] ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s the same for me. These feel considerably functional. They might have cost several gold coins if I bought them in the Imperial Capital.¡± Ah,e to think of it, I put those as dungeon treasures huh. Gym clothes, doctor robes, sses, that sort of stuff. I didn¡¯t think that anyone would actually wear them though, but it is a fact that the Imperial Capital does sell stuff weird stuff like these¡ eh? Wait. Why did I suddenly feel a chill down my back? Eh, well, alright. It¡¯s our first meeting, so I¡¯ll start with a self introduction. ¡°I¡¯m Kehma, this vige¡¯s Vige Chief and working as a secretary to the inn¡¯s owner. Sorry for not being able to participate in the interview from a few days ago, but I had some business to take care of at the time. Umm, sorry, what are your names?¡± ¡°I¡¯m Setsuna¡ªa grappler. You look tired?¡± [2] ¡°I¡¯m Nayuta, an alchemist. Pleased to meet you, Vige Chief-san. Do you want medicine that would allow you to work for twenty-three hours a day?¡± ¡ What sort of demonic medicine is that? Heck no! Also, isn¡¯t stuff like that addictive? ¡°It¡¯s just some nutritious drinks, there aren¡¯t any side effects. An energy drink for concentration and a stamina drink for endurance. Its effects are weaker than a potion¡¯s though, so the amount it recovers isn¡¯t quite as visible, but its cost performance is great. Anyone can make use of an alchemist with some skill to them.¡± Sounds wicked. In various meanings. ¡°Let¡¯s see, you two were adventurers right? Why are you here?¡± ¡°We walked here!¡± Not that. As I held back my retort to Setsuna¡¯s immediate response, Nayuta answered. It¡¯ll probably be better to listen to her exnation. ¡°Umm, I¡¯m in a party with my sister, but our original n was to pass through here and head to Sia. Then when we got to the vige, it was way bigger than the info we had about it said. The dungeon was unexpectedly great, so we decided to earn a bit from it. As you see, we got something good.¡± Looks like suddenly changing your ns like that ismon for adventurers. Not many of them n things out too thoroughly. When it looks like they can earn money somewhere, they do. When it looks like they can¡¯t, they pass on by. A very undecided schedule, huh. ¡°¡ Hmm. So, you¡¯re sisters? You look fairly different though?¡± ¡°My sister and I have different fathers. We¡¯re half-sisters¡ I¡¯d be happy if you didn¡¯t ask about our family matters too much.¡± Sisters with a different father huh¡ Looks like they have aplicated background, probably shouldn¡¯t touch on that subject. By the way, contrasting Nayuta¡¯s golden retriever-like blonde hair, Setsuna has some seriously beast-like brown hair. ¡°By the way, although I¡¯m a dog beastkin, my sister is half dog half rabbit. Most often, beastkin will be one of their parents¡¯ kind, but although rarely, mixes can be born too.¡± ¡°Dograbbit. I¡¯m a rare mixed breed!¡± With that, Setsuna turned around and showed me her tail. It really did look like it was averaged out between a rabbit¡¯s an a dog¡¯s. Beastkin mixed breeds. So those exist? Now that she mentions it, I can see Nayuta¡¯s bushy dog tail even from her front, but I couldn¡¯t see Setsuna¡¯s tiny fluff until she turned around. I wonder if a cat and dog would make a catdog, or a lion and tiger a liger¡ Now I kind of want to know, would a horse and deer make an idiot? [3] ¡°Is it alright if I ask why you two became adventurers?¡± ¡°Nkyuu, Nayuta, you exin.¡± ¡°It¡¯s not much of a story. Our vige was extinguished by monsters. Common enough right? Ah, you should be careful about that ck wolf.¡± ¡°A-ah, the ck wolf? It camest winter. I don¡¯t know if it¡¯lle again.¡± ¡°¡ Is that so.¡± Nayuta furrowed her brows, fixing the position of her sses as though to conceal it. If Rin were here, it could help out with making a setting where they get their revenge in the dungeon. I don¡¯t know what would happen after that though. ¡°So, what do you think about working at our inn?¡± ¡°It¡¯s great! There¡¯s lots of tasty stuff and we even have time to go into the dungeon.¡± ¡°We¡¯d be thankful if you decide to continue employing us for a while. There are various rare magic tools you can get from the dungeon that I¡¯m super interested in as an alchemist. You even got the register and massage chair from it right?¡± ¡°Yeah. I¡¯ll hire you to continue working, but if you want, would you like to be employed here permanently and settle down here? There aren¡¯t many young female adventurers, the vige would wee you.¡± Currently, the ratio between men and women in Golen Vige is around seven-to-three. That¡¯s including our inn. Most adventurers are men to start with. There are people who migrated from Sia with their wives, but I should be making it possible for the vigers to be able to look for marriage partners as the Vige Chief yeah? ¡°That sounds good too, the food here is amazing. What do you think, Nayuta?¡± ¡°Right, I¡¯ll think about it. This ce could be our base we settle down in.¡± I didn¡¯t expect much, but it looks like they¡¯ll mostly willing. ¡°Other than that, do you have any requests or questions? Like a wage raise, things like that.¡± ¡°Free meals and inn fees are enough for wages¡ My sister eats a lot, so it¡¯s really helpful.¡± ¡°Nkyuu, I¡¯m ashamed. Sorry for being a no-good sisteeeeer¡¡± ¡°Yeah yeah. I do have a question, though¡ who is Kuro-senpai? A brilliant assassin? Ahh, umm, you don¡¯t have to answer if it¡¯s something that would risk our lives if you did. I was just a little curious since we have the same ears. It¡¯s really strange that she¡¯s able to fight us head on at that age.¡± ¡°Kuro-chan¡¯s super strong! She¡¯s still growing, she¡¯ll almost definitely be an A-Rank adventurer in the future!¡± ¡°Ahh, yep. Well, even I don¡¯t really know.¡± Kuro, that is, Meat Kuroinu¡¯s origin is unknown even to me, her master. I just know that she¡¯s a dog eared beastkin. Judging by her hair and eye color, I do think she has some hero blood in her though. At any rate, she¡¯s currently giving 160 DP a day right now. She¡¯s even worth way more than the 85 DP Gozoh, who¡¯s our vige¡¯s adventurer representative, is giving. I could get just how abnormal she is from that alone. How¡¯d she get like this? Is she talent personified? ¡°Right, I haven¡¯t asked about your ranks have I? What are they?¡± ¡°We¡¯re both C-Rank. I think we¡¯re as strong as B-Ranks though. We just haven¡¯t taken the promotion exam.¡± ¡°Aristocrats are people with tons of troublesome things. You get a lot of taxes when you be B-Rank, so it¡¯s easier to just stay at C-Rank and not be tied down by that stuff. Especially as a beastkin, there¡¯s lots of countries that are annoying about it.¡± So it¡¯s like that huh. It feels like I¡¯ve understood the reason why there are so many C-Rank adventurers. After that, the interview turned into an idle chat for a while before we finished. The idiotic¡ª¡ the carefree Setsuna, and the firm Nayuta. They¡¯re irregr in various ways, but they appear to be bnced as sisters. I can¡¯t help but say that they¡¯re good sisters. However, I strengthened my vignce towards the two from this interview. ¡°That Setsuna¡ her elder sister dodged my question.¡± When I asked why they came, she answered saying they walked. It¡¯s amon enough misunderstanding in Japanese. But in English, ¡®why¡¯ is a very different wordpared to ¡®how¡¯. Is it like that in this world? I asked Rokuko. ¡°¡ªCome to think of it, that was a strange answer, wasn¡¯t it?¡± Now then, just who are these sisters? Footnotes: Nkyuu = rabbit sound. Return Setsuna introduces herself as ¡®Boku (masculine-ish I)¡¯. She also ends most sentences in ¡®nano¡¯. Unlike how I see quite a few JP trantors handle this, I won¡¯t be tacking on a ¡®-nano¡¯ to the end of her sentences. Return Horse + Deer (kanji) = Idiot (Baka) For an exnation on its etymology, check this out. Return Author Note: * [Japanese -> Trantion into other world¡¯snguage by the skill -> Re-trante into Japanese with the skill] is SUPER urate, so even in extreme cases, ¡°Uooooh¡ª!¡± wouldn¡¯t turn into something like ¡°Fish¡ª!¡±. Chapter 202 The Mysterious Sisters The two part timers are mysterious. After the interview, I understood that after I looked into them. ¡°The elder sister, her daily DP ie¡ is 0¡!?¡± That fact was like a thunderp. Daily DP ie is something like a measure of strength, but even the average C-Rank would be around 50-70 DP. In particr, if they know skills, it¡¯ll tend to be higher. And that¡¯s why her 0 DP is something I¡¯ve only seen for people who are connected to dungeons like me, Rokuko, and Haku-san or people who have nobat ability at all, like how Meat was when I first picked her up. However, I¡¯m thinking that it might be something like the effect of a concealment skill that I don¡¯t know about. The younger sister, Nayuta, is 85 DP a day¡ Around the same level as Gozoh. She said she was an alchemist, so she probably knows various skills. By the way, Ichika jumped from around 60 DP to 75 DP when she learned those skills. ¡°Wow, I didn¡¯t notice at all. As expected of Kehma, you focus on different things~¡± ¡°Don¡¯t look away from stuff like this, oi.¡± ¡°B-but there¡¯s no need to look at individual DP though right?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a good way to measure an intruder¡¯s strength, see?¡± ¡°Uuu, I got it! I¡¯ll pay attention next time.¡± Even so¡ the younger sister has a DP? Hmmm. I don¡¯t understand why the other one¡¯s giving 0 DP, but vignce towards them is essential. Particrly towards the elder sister. ¡°Hey, Kehma. Maybe you could find something out if you transform into Setsuna?¡± ¡°¡ Hoh. Let¡¯s give it a shot then, [Super Transformation].¡± The best way to learn about your opponent is to be them. Thus, I used [Super Transformation] to be the elder sister of the two part timers¡ªSetsuna. Oh, her chest is heavy. Profoundly so. And there¡¯s always this sense of incongruity in my lower half when I transform into a woman¡ but it doesn¡¯t feel like that this time¡ nn? ¡ It¡¯s there!? No, what? It¡¯s there!! U-uh? The heck? What¡¯s going on? A cross dresser? No, these breasts are real¡ ¡ ¡!? When I checked it out, there are both a man¡¯s thing and a woman¡¯s thing. What? What¡¯s going on? No, right¡ A hermaphrodite? Even her sex is half and half. I¡¯m kind of wanting to believe this is just a w from [Super Transformation]¡ However, it¡¯s probably better to think of this as reality and really real after taking a close look at the person herself and using [Super Transformation]. ¡°Perhaps¡ are hermaphroditesmon in this world?¡± ¡°No, umm¡ I wonder? It¡¯s probably unusual?¡± The men and women I¡¯ve met so far are definitely either one or the other, but I¡¯ve never gone so far as to verify what¡¯s between their legs. Rather, I would¡¯ve thought that Setsuna was also a woman if I hadn¡¯t checked like this. Even in her bloomers, there wasn¡¯t a bulge. You wouldn¡¯t normally check, right? ¡ Rokuko is definitely a woman. The only one I know that for certain is just Rokuko¡!? ¡°It¡¯s alright, Meat, Ichika, Rei, and the others don¡¯t have anything growing there.¡± ¡°A-ah. Thanks?¡± ¡°Umm, you¡¯re wee?¡± I ended up hearing information that I both did and didn¡¯t want to hear. For now, let¡¯s summarize what I know about Setsuna. ¨C Appears to understand Japanese ¨C 0 DP per day. Is she someone rted to a dungeon, or does she have an unknown skill? ¨C Is a hermaphrodite. That is all. And now their identities are bing even more mysterious. I don¡¯t even know if they¡¯re truly sisters. Rather, it¡¯s fine if they¡¯re sisters¡? Well, it¡¯s alright. Even those Uzoh Muzoh brothers are brothers despite not being rted by blood. The elder sister¡¯s a hermaphrodite, but it¡¯s probably still alright? Still though, what¡¯s their goal here? Even after transforming, I still have no clue. I gave the transformation a shot after Rokuko rmended it, but it only changes my form into them. It doesn¡¯t give me their memories¡ I don¡¯t know if it would after raising its level though. What should I do now? ¡ Let¡¯s wait and see for now. Yep, the usual Japanese way of maintaining the status quo. Put off troubling problems. If the problem resolves itself in time, it¡¯s best to not meddle with it. What? The problem might get worse, you say? Do your best, future me. ¡°¡ Hmm, well. Just watch them for now. They may take advantage of the interview and make a move.¡± ¡°Kay~. I¡¯m the one who hired them, so I¡¯ll take responsibility!¡± I don¡¯t know how she nned on taking responsibility, but for now, I decided to go to sleep after cancelling the transformation. I returned to my room,id down, and invoked Sleepsword Siesta! ¡ I fell asleep within ten seconds. * I was concerned about it, so I decided to visit the mysterious sisters directly. Together with Meat as my bodyguard. Nayuta, the younger sister, was sitting at the reception desk right then. As for the problem elder sister¡ªah, ording to the map, looks like she¡¯s sleeping in her room. When I went to Nayuta, she bowed and greeted me¡ Looks like she was reading a book. She¡¯s working, but she was using it to pass the time since there weren¡¯t any guests. ¡°Yo, how¡¯s it going?¡± ¡°Nothing noteworthy. Good as usual.¡± ¡°Oh? What were you reading?¡± ¡°A collection of upper ss magic formations. See?¡± With that, Nayuta opened up the book and showed me. A collection of magic formations was like how a book of poems would have a collection of poems inside it. There was just a single magic formation on the two-page spread¡ Time¡ stop¡ subspace, huh. Hmm. Its effect looks simr to [Storage]¡¯s. About half of it¡¯s missing though. ¡°Hmm. There¡¯s nomentary or notes on it?¡± ¡°¡ Oh? Vige Chief-san, are you interested in magic formations?¡± ¡°No, Nerune loves stuff like this though. She¡¯d be happy if she could read it.¡± ¡°Ah, I already lent Nerune-san the elementary and middle ss ones I had on me.¡± [1] In that case, I¡¯m thankful. The range of our strategies is expanding more and more. By the way, elementary ss magic formations appear to be simple to analyze, with the middle ss ones havingmentary on their uses for when they¡¯re invoked. For the upper ss magic formations, it just has what was discovered written without what they do. ¡°What does this magic formation do?¡± ¡°I¡¯m not sure, but I can guess from looking at the magic characters¡ this is [Time], this is [Advance], this is [Separate]¡ so I believe it is for a doppelganger or something.¡± ¡°Hmm? ¡ Really now?¡± The characters that Nayuta pointed out were respectively [Time], [Stop], and [Subspace]. She was wrong about them, but there¡¯s no reason for me to point it out. ¡°However, there are times when the characters written down are nonsensical in order to keep the effects secret. This character here, the one that looks like [Advance], it might actually mean the opposite because of the piece that is missing. The part that distinguishes between the two is missing, so I can¡¯t tell.¡± Ah, so it¡¯s something like that¡? Trantion Function-san, you even supplement the missing pieces? You are amazing. ¡°That so? Sounds difficult.¡± ¡°That¡¯s how it goes. To continue, there are hints to conjecture at what the missing pieces in this magic formation are on other pages, so if you apply enough of them, it can exin more parts and¡ª¡± She let me go thirty minutester. That was a long talk. Moreover, she lent me an introductory primer on alchemy, but yeah¡ to actually read it and be an alchemist and shave away my sleeping time even more? Don¡¯t wanna. Nayuta is an unexpectedly aggressive narrator. The meaning of her name appears to be [A Super Large Unit of Time] and that¡¯s definitely reflected in how long she talks. [2] ¡ Setsuna¡¯s appears to mean [A Very Short Unit of Time], does that mean she talks fast? With that, I came across Setsuna, who should¡¯ve been asleep in her room, in the hallway. ¡°Ah, Vige Chief-san? Morning~. It¡¯s the afternoon though~¡± ¡°Ah, morning. It¡¯s not a problem if you just woke up.¡± She was walking down the hallway in her gym clothes. Her thighs are tempting in various ways. My eyes kept trying to look at her crotch, but I managed to avoid it somehow. It¡¯d be bad if she caught me looking¡ ¡°That¡¯s right! Hey Vige Chief-san, are you free? We haven¡¯t had a mock fight yet. You¡¯re thest one.¡± ¡°Why? ¡ªwait, thest one?¡± ¡°I¡¯ve been asking adventurers that are C-Rank and up in the vige for mock fights. I¡¯ve won all of them too. I asked Gozoh-san too, but Vige Chief-san and the others are only C-Rank at this dungeon right? Want to fight?¡± ¡°Why not have one with Me¡ª¡ with Kuro? You did it the other day right?¡± ¡°I¡¯m fine with having another go since she¡¯s strong, but I already fought Kuro-senpai. I want toplete this ce!¡± Right, so rather than being a quick talker, she¡¯s quick to use her fists? I nced at Meat. Looks like she lost, but she also looks motivated. ¡ I also kind of want to try something out. What to do? Footnotes: I¡¯m not sure why, but the author here uses ¡®elementary ss¡¯ rather than ¡®bottom ss¡¯ or ¡®low ss¡¯¡ªthe only two ranks below middle ss¡ªas he described back in Chapter 6. Return It¡¯s not stated whether or not Nayuta herself said the meaning of her name or if Keima is inferring it through Japanese, so I worded it like this. Note that her name means ¡®Ridiculously Large Unit¡¯ in Japanese, like 10^60. Chapter 203 Mock Fight I decided to ept the mock fight. It was alright to just refuse or leave it to Meat, but I want to test out the clothes golem that I had record an A-Rank adventurer¡¯s movements (Misha¡¯s). Meat and Ichika have their own way of fighting, so they only use it for its power assist. Because of all that, we went out to the inn¡¯s back yard. Meat was with me, of course. It¡¯d obviously be bad to be alone with these two mysterious people. ¡°I¡¯m good any time!¡± ¡°Please go easy on me, I¡¯m usually in the rear as a mage.¡± I faced off against Setsuna. Not holding my sword, I was using gloves meant for mock fights. Misha¡¯s movements were based on a grappler¡¯s, so I can¡¯t use a sword. Well, she herself could probably use one, but I didn¡¯t have her show me how she used one. However, magic is another case entirely. Doing the incantation for [Water], a ball of water floated above the ground. ¡°It¡¯d be dangerous if I used fire after all.¡± ¡°This is a mock fight, but it¡¯s alright if you don¡¯t hold back.¡± Setsuna warmed up by jumping around. Her chest also leapt up and down. It¡¯s fun to watch, but isn¡¯t that painful? ¡°Well then, I¡¯ming.¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯ll take your first shot.¡± Setsuna held up her fists. At the same moment, I shot forward with the ball of water. I left my body to the clothes golem while I focused on using magic. It was a bit painful, but I had to put up with it. I came at her with a punch¡ªwhich felt like it would give me some muscle pains by itselfter on¡ªbut she blocked it with the back of her hand, pushing it aside. As for the ball of water, she punched out and burst it with her other hand. ¡°Hey now, weren¡¯t you a mage?¡± ¡°This¡¯ll turn into one-on-one fight anyway, yeah? I figured it was better to just skip the hassle.¡± The conventional clothes golem¡¯s performance couldn¡¯t reproduce most of Misha¡¯s, an A-Rank adventurer¡¯s, martial arts. At most, slowly imitating her slowed-down movements was the limit. However, right now, I¡¯m able to reproduce about 50% of Misha¡¯s ability. This was thanks to the newly developed supporting joints with orichalcum in them. ¡°Ahaha, Vige Chief-san, you¡¯re something.¡± ¡°I¡¯m overworking myself quite a bit here though.¡± Setsuna¡¯s fist sted out towards my face, piercing through the area. My neck shot backwards, moving my head to avoid the blow, but the jolting movement rocked my head, giving me some damage. Ugeeeh. My body¡¯s going to break down if I do too much here. Maybe I should just focus on enduring these abrupt, crazy movements rather than using magic? Setsuna¡¯s attacks kept on flowing smoothly. Low kick, roundhouse kick, backhand fist, head-butt, grab, elbow, jab, backhand fist, downward fist¡ I don¡¯t have any time to breathe. I would¡¯ve been knocked out by the first strike if I didn¡¯t have Misha¡¯s footwork helping me out here. The damage I took from getting shook about was rtively light since I was avoiding her attacks with the minimum movement required, geeh¡ uoh, I suddenly swayed backward there. There¡¯s a bit of distance between us. I started chanting the incantation for [Water] and¡ªugeh, I got interrupted. I don¡¯t actually have to chant anything, but I really don¡¯t want to show her that I don¡¯t need to. Faking the incantations is also out of the question since there¡¯s a chance that Setsuna might realize it. I barely finished stuttering out the incantation all the way and sent a water ball her way, but¡ª ¡°Ho¡ª¡± She easily burst it apart. I give up, there¡¯s nothing I can use. My head¡¯s all fuzzy, I need to breathe. Woah, my vision just went ck. Guhaaah. I just want to go unconscious and go to sleep right here. ¡°H-hah, c-can we stop here?¡± ¡°Eeeh? But it just started to get fun.¡± ¡°I¡¯m at my limi¡ªwoah!¡± I lost my footing and fell backwards out of breath. ¡°¡ªKuh.¡± ¡°Take thi¡ª¡!?¡± I grabbed the chest of Setsuna¡¯s clothes as she started swinging her fist down towards me with all I had, throwing her over me. Bang! It was so unexpected and beautifully done that you could call it a perfect [Full Point]. [1] ¡ Come to think of it, there were moves like that too huh¡ ¡°Nkuu. You got me, Vige Chief-san. It really just looked like you were falling.¡± ¡°¡ Y-yeah. It was just by chance¡ Well, that should be enough.¡± ¡°I lost huh¡ that¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve lost in this vige.¡± ¡°It¡¯s more like a draw. Rather, it¡¯s my loss. I can¡¯t even move anymore.¡± My breathing¡¯s already ragged. Meanwhile, Setsuna is still full of spirit. Moreover, it looks like she still has a trump card left over. I mean, she hasn¡¯t used any skills at all. I¡¯d definitely die from oxygen deprivation if we kept going. I should put a limiter or something on the clothes golem¡ Rather, I was thinking about going and losing at a reasonable spot there, but ended up not. Grah. No choice but to insist that it was my loss. ¡°No, you said you were as strong as a B-Rank and there¡¯s no doubting that. It¡¯s my loss, I give up.¡± ¡°No no, for Vige Chief-san to do such a great throw there at the end, you¡¯re strong.¡± [2] ¡°No no no, it¡¯s obvious that I can¡¯t even move anymore. It¡¯s myplete loss.¡± ¡°No no no no, it was my loss the moment you decided it with the throw.¡± [3] Both of us still on the ground, it somehow turned into a downward spiral of us each trying to lose to the other. ¡ For this fight, the winner is the loser! ¡°Ah, then how about a draw?¡± ¡°¡ Alright, let¡¯s agree on that.¡± ¡°We tied then! ¡ª Well, I still think that I¡¯m the one who lost though!¡± ¡°The heck, I¡¯m the one who thinks they lost! ¡ª Let¡¯s stop. We¡¯ll just do that all over.¡± ¡°Ahaha.¡± In the end, we agreed topromised and decided that it was a draw. ¡°Good work. As expected of Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°I said Vige Chief-san was strong, but your stamina is beyond abysmal. Are you injured anywhere?¡± ¡°Hahaha¡¡± Holding my body up, Meat handed me a cup of water. I moved my tired arm to take it from her and drank¡ Aah, that was great. At the very least, I figured out that I could use a good amount of Misha¡¯s martial arts. Looks like using it won¡¯t kill me. Of course, even if I were killed, I¡¯m transformed into [Myself], so I¡¯d be alright. Should I say I¡¯m relieved that it wasn¡¯t needed? I mean, I really don¡¯t want to try out dying. By the way, even if the thing I¡¯m transforming into is myself, I still suffer the ability restriction. It doesn¡¯t affect my physical ability, but I can¡¯t use things like my signature move, [Create Golem]. It¡¯s the same if I transform into other people too. I can¡¯t use most of their abilities at all. ¡°Hey, Kuro-senpai. Want to have a go? I lost to Vige Chief-san, so I¡¯m pretty pumped right now~¡± ¡°¡ I ept. I won¡¯t lose this time.¡± Oi, we we tied! I retorted in my head. Meat faced off against Setsuna, her wooden knife made for mock fights held in her hands. And then a high level mock fight began. Slicing, sweeping, striking, dodging, kicking, getting hit, grabbing, twisting, throwing, repeating it all. Everything kept happening as even their positions switched back and forth. When I thought one was to the left, they were to the right. When I thought they were to the right, they were suddenly soaring upward. My eyes are spinning just from watching them. ¡ I still haven¡¯t made any orichalcum joint supports for Meat yet though¡ I collected and used all of the orichalcum I¡¯d used in [White Beach] for my supports, but the orichalcum for Meat¡¯s will being from the orichalcum sword I got from [Father]. (I finished the research and development of it during the Dungeon Battle¡¯s preparation phase, so I made it immediately.) Huh? Was I moving like that just a bit ago too? Seriously? No wonder I felt so dizzy. ¡°Fuh¡ª! Hyah!¡± ¡°Kuh, but¡!¡± Just then, in the instant that Meat shed down towards Setsuna with her wooden knife, Setsuna broke the knife with her fist. ¡°Guess it¡¯s my win?¡± ¡°Kuh, I can still go.¡± Meat threw the broken knife towards Setsuna, running along the ground towards her with her remaining knife. There was a dull sound of something hard hitting flesh as they passed each other. The broken knife she¡¯d thrown at Setsuna dropped at Setsuna¡¯s feet. What just happened¡? ¡°U-ugu¡¡± ¡°Unfortunate. Almost, but not quite, Kuroinu-chan.¡± Meat crouched forward, her hand pressed against her head. Apparently, Meat tried to sh at her shin as she passed her, but it looks like rather than meeting her mark, she was knee¡¯d in the head. That looks painful. ¡°I lost¡¡± ¡°Wanna have another go? I can keep on however long you want. I love strong children, soe at me!¡± ¡°Umm¡¡± Meat nced at me. I gently put my hand on Meat¡¯s head¡ Ah, I can¡¯t use [Healing] either. [Super Transformation]¡¯s restrictions are pretty hash. ¡°Well, I¡¯m going to head back to my room. Do what you want.¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯ll go too.¡± ¡°That so? Well then, Setsuna, let¡¯s stop here. Please practice with Kuro next time.¡± ¡°Muu, unfortunate. I¡¯ll let you go for today, but I¡¯ll definitely win against Vige Chief-san next time!¡± ¡°Well, you can just say you won already. I¡¯m tired, so I¡¯m going to head to bed. Night.¡± ¡°That¡¯s no good~! We¡¯ll have a proper bout to decide it, night~!¡± I waved to Setsuna as I returned to my room. Ending [Super Transformation], I used [Healing] on Meat and myself. Aaah, that¡¯s so much better. Setsuna is generally strong. I don¡¯t know how strong Nayuta is, but she¡¯s very knowledgeable about alchemy. ¡ I¡¯d like to keep these sisters as allies. They aren¡¯t unreasonable existences like the Hero or Rin, so I think I could handle them if something happens. At least, I think I could. Let¡¯s think about what to do with them while I sleep. I¡¯ve already done enough today, it¡¯s time to clock out. I wonder if I could use the godlyforter¡ no, let¡¯s stop there. I¡¯m a child that can wait. It¡¯s not like I¡¯m just wanting to use muscle soreness and fatigue as an excuse to stay asleep or anything. It¡¯s also not like I felt a bit of chills there for a moment or anything. Footnotes: Judo reference: Ippon. [Full Point] is the most valuable judgement that can be awarded for any single action. It also means [Winning in One Blow]. Return She uses ¡®ippon¡¯ for ¡®great throw¡¯ in this line, but isn¡¯t using the Judo reference per se. It¡¯s more of a ¡®goody¡¯ for readers, from what I can tell. Couldn¡¯t find a way to make it transfer over into English as well, though. Return See 2. Chapter 204 Peeping After enjoying herself in those mock fights, Setsuna headed back her room at the inn. Her work finished, Nayuta was waiting there. ¡°Oh, Onee-chan, did you have another mock fight? You have to use [Cleanup] or you¡¯ll just smell sweaty, you know?¡± ¡°Eeeeh? It takes so much though¡ nnn~. Nayuta, you do it~¡± ¡°Yeah, yeah. [Cleanup], [Cleanup], and one more, [Cleanup].¡± She used [Cleanup] like sshing her with water. Once she¡¯d used it three times, she waspletely clean. ¡°Onee-chan, who were you having the mock fight with? Kuroinu-senpai?¡± ¡°Nkyuu, Vige Chief-san. Now I¡¯vepleted this vige¡¯s C-Ranks! I lost though. Tehehe.¡± ¡°¡ For Onee-chan to lose¡ what happened?¡± Seeing Setsuna smile awkwardly, Nayuta tilted her head to the side. Setsuna¡¯s ability was that of a B-Rank¡¯s, so she couldn¡¯t imagine her losing to a C-Rank adventurer, much less a C-Rank adventurer who was actually a D-Rank everywhere but at this dungeon. Just what sort of method did he use? ¡°Right, right, I straight up lost in a grappling match!¡± ¡°Grappling match!? Not a hand-to-hand fight? I heard it as a rumor from the vigers, but wasn¡¯t Vige Chief-san a swordsman?¡± ¡°Vige Chief-san himself said he was a mage. His stamina¡¯s definitely like a mage¡¯s, but his skill was like a first ss grappler¡¯s. He got super tired and looked dead tired but his movements didn¡¯t change at all, it felt like his body knew all of the movements and was moving from sheer willpower!¡± What Setsuna sensed was, in a certain way, very close to being correct. ¡°He does have ck hair and eyes, so maybe he does have Hero blood in him? Or maybe he¡¯s the Hero himself?¡± ¡°He reacted delicately to Onee-chan¡¯s boke, so the chances of it are pretty big. But then is that rank a rank from him hiding his identity? Or is it the pattern he¡¯s actually hiding his S-Rank? Then again, I can understand that Onee-chan lost if he is a Hero. Heroes have crazy physical strength and cheat-like skills given from god¡ Did he train his body, or was that a skill? If it¡¯s a skill, with what sort of effect does¡ª¡± [1] ¡°Ahh, Nayuta? Are you done? My shift¡¯sing up soon.¡± ¡°Ah, whoops.¡± Nayuta stopped talking for a moment before taking a breath and starting again. ¡°¡ So, what about Vige Chief-san¡¯s magic? He had to use something if he¡¯s a mage right?¡± ¡°Hmmm.¡± Setsuna thought back to the magic that Kehma used. The strong impression she got from other things from him overshadowed his magic, so even though she could remember it, it took a bit of time. ¡°He used [Water] a bit. I mean, it was a mock fight, so he only used it to distract me.¡± ¡°Heeh¡ Well, shall we report that he¡¯s promising? He obviously knows other magic. He wouldn¡¯t be calling himself a mage if he only knew a single magic so¡ªah.¡± Nayuta realized she was starting to talk a lot again, so she decided to cut herself off there. ¡°Considering it was by chance, we came across quite a find, haven¡¯t we?¡± ¡°¡ By the way, I think that girl¡¯s a Toy after all.¡± ¡°Kuroinu-senpai? She really is abnormally strong for her age. Moreover, with her ck hair, eyes, ears, and brown skin¡ the possibility of her being a Toy is extremely high.¡± ¡°If she is, what do we do?¡± Nayuta thought for a moment before responding. ¡°¡ We¡¯ll just report it for now and wait for further instruction. A little more intelligence gathering might be necessary.¡± ¡°Should we sent a message right away?¡± ¡°Yeah.¡± Deciding to take a safe approach to it for now, Nayuta began to write a message. Setsuna decided to change into her maid outfit and head to work. * It looks like they had that sort of conversation. I asked Rokuko to have the menu¡¯s monitor function record it. The conversation happened when I was exhausted and sleeping, so it¡¯s already been over a day since it happened. I turned off the monitor since I didn¡¯t intend to peep on her changing clothes¡ ah, was that already cut out? Yep. Rokuko¡¯s gotten able to think about stuff like that ahead of time hasn¡¯t she. Report, message¡ and wait for instruction huh. Setting aside the bits about Heroes, what¡¯s this Toy thing? They said is was a high possibility Meat was one, but is that some title like Hero? Or is it more like an individual name? Meat can¡¯t remember her past much at all¡ is it like that? I wonder if it has to do with that¡ well, given her excellence, it might not be impossible. ¡ Come to think of it, I¡¯d peeped at what the letter¡¯s contents were, but it really just looked like the activity report of adventurers staying safe. It wasn¡¯t even written in Japanese. However, I didn¡¯t know the other party¡¯s name. The letter turned into a bird when it was finished being written and flew off somewhere. A carrier pigeon? Looks like she used a magic tool, but that¡¯s amazing. ¡°What to do¡ what to do¡¡± Really, more and more I don¡¯t know what to do. The more info we get on them, the more the enigma deepens. Can¡¯t I just ignore it and get back to sleep? I¡¯ve pretty much finished my part in contacting them, so the next step is theirs. And since they¡¯re also waiting for instructions, we¡¯re all just waiting on standby. I¡¯ll have them tell me if some letter birdes flying in. I decided to observe them with the monitor. With a bit of searching, I found Setsuna waiting tables in the dining room. Her job was simple, she just epted order tickets from guests and brought them food made by Kinue-san. It looked like she¡¯d already gotten used to it her cheerful smile was popr among the guests too. ¡°Nkyuu, here¡¯s your D set meal~¡± ¡°Ohh, thanks Setsuna-chan. Ya busy tonight?¡± ¡°Ahahaha, I might consider it if you win against me. Wanna have a mock fight?¡± ¡°Haha, there¡¯s no one in this vige that can beat Setsuna-chan. Even Kuro-chan lost against ya right? I mean, Kuro-chan¡¯s the strongest in the vige.¡± Setsuna generally treated the adventurer guests lightly, but she tilted her head in puzzlement over his statement. ¡°Eh? The strongest person in this vige is Vige Chief-san though?¡± ¡°Sure, Kuro-chan can¡¯t win against Kehma-san, but he¡¯s Kuro-chan¡¯s Goshujin-sama y¡¯know?¡± ¡°Vige Chief-san is strong. I lost against him.¡± ¡°¡ Huh?¡± The dining hall suddenly burst into an uproar from Setsuna¡¯s remark. Other adventurers cut into the conversation. They¡¯d challenged Setsuna before¡ªrather, they were challenged by her¡ªand were promptly defeated. ¡°Oi hold up there, Kehma-san wasn¡¯t defeated, but defeated Setsuna-chan!?¡± ¡°It wasn¡¯t in gambling or wordy or something?¡± ¡°Yep, it was in a mock fight. He¡¯s strong¡¡± ¡°Seriously? Kehma-san, strong!? He¡¯s always sleeping though!¡± ¡°Now that you mention it, Vige Chief Kehma is this dungeon¡¯s top progresser¡ right, there was talk about someone training Kuro-chan wasn¡¯t there?¡± ¡°Hey, did he seriously win? Vige Chief-san¡ like, judging from looks, even I could win against Vige Chief-san¡¡± ¡°You could ask Kuro-senpai if you think I¡¯m lying? She was there~¡± All at once, everyone¡¯s gazes shot towards Meat Kuroinu, who worked there too. Meat answered by nodding¡ However, even though there high chance that Meat would say anything that would favor me, since it was coupled with Setsuna herself saying that she lost, the trustworthiness of the news was high. ¡°Y-you were feeling sick right? Hey, were you having that once-a-month girl thing?¡± ¡°That¡¯s sexual harassment! Mou, perv!¡± ¡°Hebuogu!?¡± Setsuna struck the guest with a bang. The now-wounded guest flew away. Though something at that level was just ying around to adventurers, so there was no problem. It¡¯d be quite a big problem if this were Japan though. ¡°Ah, sorry.¡± ¡°N-no, it was my bad. Ha, haha¡¡± ¡°Well, I was in perfect condition. After fighting Vige Chief-san, I fought against Kuro-senpai again and won~¡± ¡°I won¡¯t lose next time¡¡± ¡°Hooh, I¡¯m ready any time!¡± The two held up their trays and locked eyes. It felt like sparks were flying between them. ¡°You two, your hands aren¡¯t working?¡± Kinue-san¡¯s voice came over from the kitchen, ending the topic there. However, the rumor that I won against Setsuna spread through the dining hall in no time, eventually making its way into the vige. ¡ Crap. Even though we called it a tie, she¡¯s saying that she lost against me¡ However, Setsuna yed it out so naturally that it didn¡¯t look like she was scheming anything. Even if she was scheming something, what was her intention? To investigate the dungeon? Or maybe some investigation rted to Heroes? Or maybe it was like she said in the interview and is chasing the [ck Wolf]¡? Come to think of it, what is that Toy thing? Is she looking for them? At any rate, if they¡¯re reporting to someone and are waiting for instructions, I¡¯ll figure something out by looking at it. Probably. In the end, I guess there¡¯s no choice but to wait and see how it ys out¡ Footnotes: Check this link for more info on boke. Chapter 205 Some Renovation I decided to leave the mysterious sisters alone until they get their instructions. I thought about getting trying to get some information from Haku-san and Ontentoo, but unlike the time with Rin, this wasn¡¯t really so much of an emergency. It¡¯s better for me to collect information myself rather than owe them a debt. Let¡¯s set aside the conditions of someone¡¯s DP ie being 0, there¡¯s a good chance that this [Toy] thing has nothing to do with dungeons. And so I decided to mess around with the dungeon for the first time in a while. Let¡¯s check out how it¡¯s doing. Starting from the entrance is the entrance area,byrinth area, the empty former riddle area, the spiral staircase that heads down to the warehouse area, which the warehouse area then divides into three branches. The new riddle area leads to the arena and the boss room, the meadow area that¡¯s the dead-end campgrounds, and Feni¡¯s miniature garden area that heads towards the fire cavern that Rokuko made. By the way, there¡¯s a hidden ceiling in the boss room for the core room. Nerune¡¯sboratory is there too, but that¡¯s another story. Now then, let¡¯s renovate two spots this time. First is the warehouse. I¡¯ve been using it as a substitute for storage space so far, but there¡¯ll be adventurers making their way into it here soon, so that won¡¯t do anymore. With that being the case, I¡¯ll make a proper warehouse in a spot that no one wille to. [Warehouse Area (Real)]. It¡¯ll be a warehousepletely isted from the outside, just like the thug human farm I left to Rei¡ Honestly, we don¡¯t even need that anymore. We have a pretty huge ie just from the vige. Besides, wouldn¡¯t it be increasingly unneeded with the next thing I¡¯m thinking about? With that, there¡¯s another thing I have my eye on. The riddle area. I¡¯m going to renovate it. The old riddle area turned into this after it was destroyed by Rin. There¡¯s no one there right now, so it¡¯s a good chance to do the renovations. I think I¡¯ll go with setting up the gimmick I thought up earlier. However, I¡¯m not going to be building something that will obstruct people. I¡¯ll be making a small room on the side of the passage and make it look like they found a secret passage. The reason it can¡¯t be too big of a room is because it was inadvertently positioned just next to [Fire Cavern]. Well, there are several ways I could describe the small room. It¡¯s a DP collection room. That is, even if I¡¯m calling it a DP collection room, it¡¯s not as though I¡¯m going to be killing people in it. It¡¯s basically a [Jail]. There will be several cells about the size of a toilet stall that could fit one or two people set up. By confining people there, their DP per day would increase to six times the normal due to the locked up and jail effects. So what will this jail be doing, you ask? I¡¯ll get adventurers to walk into it. There obviously wouldn¡¯t be people who¡¯d just walk into such a small and suspicious room, so I¡¯ll give them a reward. I¡¯ll repay their DP ie with with items and money. Just a small portion of it, though. If a person that¡¯s normally worth 50 DP is confined in the jail, they¡¯d be worth 300 DP per day. If they do that, I¡¯d still make a profit by spending around 100 DP of that for a silver coin. That¡¯d be like 10,000 Yen a day for doing nothing. Maybe it¡¯d be alright to just give them fifty copper, they¡¯ll just be sitting there doing nothing after all¡? Actually, it might be better to give more as some kind of opening event. * With the renovations over, I brought Meat along as I went to give it a trial run. It wouldn¡¯t be a lie even if I reported it to the guild if I actually used it, so I have to go there myself. If no one knew how to use it, no one could use it. That disaster from back with Uzoh and Muzoh in the magic sword test room was plenty enough for me. Besides, this time, it¡¯ll be even harder to understand how to use than the test room. I¡¯ll need to report it. Destroying the wall that lead to the hidden room, I made my way to the DP collection room. The rooms were lined up like private toilet stalls. They were all jail cells, but I disguised them as ordinary doors to protect people¡¯s privacy. Moreover, although all of the rooms are vacant right now, a red symbol will appear on the doors of cells that are in use. Just like a toilet stall. ¡°Shall we head in?¡± ¡°Yes.¡± I entered a cell with Meat. The only things that were there were two hourss-type timers next to each other and the doors that would lock themselves through a mechanism. I also included a red button for emergencies as a measure of kindness. The items and money I set up behind the scenes will fall into the payment hole once the timer hits zero after enough time passes. Concerning their payment, something like a ¡®daily DP sensor¡¯ doesn¡¯t exist, so Rei and the others will have to do their best at manually doing it all behind the scenes. I say that, but since they won¡¯t be rewarding anything to those who stay less than twelve hours, they just need to check twice a day. The payment calction itself will also be easy enough since they can use the calctor golem whenever they aren¡¯t needing to help someone at reception. It¡¯ll normally reward money with a few items sprinkled in asionally. We have too much money at this point because of the inn. We¡¯re depositing the money in the guild, but we¡¯re never really going to use it. I turned the two hourss timers upside down. They were small, but there¡¯s a golem mechanism in ce so that they would take twelve hours to finish. Only one of the hoursses allow for sand to drop at a time, so it ends up being twenty-four hours by the end. If they want to stay longer, they can just flip thepleted hoursses over to go again. Everything I¡¯ve seen tells me that adventurers are horrible at remembering things if I make it tooplicated, so I made it as simple as possible. Right now I¡¯m nning on spending the next twenty-four hours in leisure as a test. Iid my futon out inside the private room. I designed it so that it would just barely fit. Then, Iid down with Meat as my hug pillow as usual. I¡¯ll eat some of the food that¡¯s in my [Storage] if I get hungry. Haaah¡ * Crap, there¡¯s no toilet¡ this is a serious w. As expected, even I got woken up by Meat. I got Rokuko to collect it this time, but humans can¡¯t go without using the toilet for a full day¡ Should I put some sort of pot with a jelly in it to deal with that stuff in the room? Ah, crap. Jellies are monsters, so I can¡¯t put them in safety zones. What should I do about the restroom? ¡ Should I remove the safety zone? Toilets are indispensable. For now, we took a toilet break and let twenty-four hours pass. Three silver coins dropped down into the payment hole located under the hoursses with a clinking noise at the same time that the door unlocked. Looks like the device is working properly¡ By the way, this isn¡¯t taking me being here into ount. My daily DP is worth 0 after all. Let¡¯s get an adventurer¡¯s point of view on it now. ¡°That¡¯s why I made that kind of facility. Ichika-sensei, what do you think about it?¡± ¡°What¡¯s with the ¡®-sensei¡¯¡ Eh whatever, first off the money¡¯s bad. Wouldn¡¯t it better better for ¡¯em to just earn money like normal instead of going in there?¡± I got an immediate fail. Now that she mentions it, if they have the ability to make it past thebyrinth area, they¡¯d earn a lot more money by hunting iron golems. ¡°It¡¯d just be pocket money and gettin¡¯ locked up in such a small room would be horrible, let alone being alone for half a day¡¡± ¡°¡ They could just sleep though?¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama¡¯s the only person who could sleep that much. Twelve hours is way too long. Ya can¡¯t get rid of the safety zone either, people wouldn¡¯t be able to be at ease in a dungeon without it.¡± ¡ Now that she mentions it, I¡¯m fine with it since the ce is like my home, but for anyone else it¡¯d just be spending twelve hours in a dungeon, not knowing what or when something might happen. So they can¡¯t rest without the safety zone huh. ¡°I¡¯m stumped on the toilet part though.¡± ¡°For a toilet ya can just have a pot and use [Cleanup] on it.¡± ¡°Eh, that works? [Cleanup] is convenient.¡± [Cleanup] is seriously all-purpose. For it to even work for a toilet¡ ¡°Well, the earning¡¯s bad but if there¡¯s a jackpot kinda thing, it might work out. Goshujin-sama should know yeah? Like that time with the Uzoh Muzoh bros.¡± ¡°Should I use a de golem as bait?¡± ¡°Yeah! Like bein¡¯ able to get a magic sword just by waitin¡¯ for half a day. That¡¯d make for a great story.¡ªIn fact, how ¡¯bout we trade for the magic sword with gold coins?¡± ¡°Kukuku, Ichika. Are you some evil overlord?¡± ¡°Not as much as Goshujin-sama, kukuku~¡± Ichika and Iughed evily together. It¡¯d be a problem if we distributed too many magic swords and caused their value to drop, but that much wouldn¡¯t be a problem if we kept the demand high. Moreover, since the de golem is pretty close to an ordinary sword, it¡¯s pretty much a consumable item. It¡¯ll recover somewhat if magical power is poured into the magic stone in its core, but it¡¯s alright since it¡¯ll break sooner orter after doing it two or three times. From what I hear, there¡¯s a lot of other magic swords like that so it won¡¯t be a problem. And so I went to go report the new facility to the guild. That it would lock you up when you turn the hoursses over, but would let you out immediately if you pressed the red button. That you would obtain silver coins by waiting until the sand in the hourss finished falling. And that the two hoursses each took twelve hours to finish. With the above information, I earned ten silver. There was an investigationmission sent out from the guild the following day. Several adventurers headed to the DP collection room along with various items meant for killing time. As a result of the several-day-long investigation, it was recognized as a ¡°ce that would give money and items if you waited twelve or twenty-four hours¡±. It looks like one of them was even lucky enough to get a magic sword. It also looks like that guy went to buy food and immediately returned for a second go at it. The result of his second time? Twenty copper. After various things, the small room was dubbed the [Avarice Lodge]. There were a lot of people that slept through the whole twelve hours. Since there was a chance at getting a hold of a magic sword without even having to do anything, there were a lot of people who went there. It ended up turning into a facility that generated a decent amount of DP. Chapter 206 Probing Several days passed. I was watching for that message birding back to the sisters, but it looks like the letter arrived through the guild instead. And the letter was this: [Please show this letter to the Vige Chief.] ¡ They don¡¯t intend to hide it? Well, because of that, Nayuta was bringing the letter to me. Keeping Meat at my side, I met with her in the parlor with a table between us. Setsuna wasn¡¯t here since she was working. ¡°Vige Chief-san, a letter arrived from my client for you.¡± ¡°Nn? Nayuta¡¯s client¡? Who? It¡¯s not Rokuko I take it?¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s a long termmission. Wakoku¡¯s daimyo¡ Ah, a daimyo is like an empire¡¯s emperor.¡± Wakoku. So it¡¯s showing up now¡ ¡°You two came from Wakuko?¡± ¡°Me? No, my name¡¯s definitely in Wakoku¡¯s style, but I¡¯m from somewhere else. They¡¯re just employing me.¡± ¡°Hoh¡ so, what does Wakoku¡¯s daimyo want with me?¡± ¡°Maybe to scout you? I reported that you were strong after all.¡± Ah, she didn¡¯t hide that either. Isn¡¯t she actually pretty open about all this? She might even tell me a few things if I asked her directly. ¡°¡ Oh, right right. Before that, could you check this out for a moment? I picked it up in the dungeon, but I don¡¯t know what it is.¡± Nayuta suddenly pointed a gun at me. It¡¯s a revolver-type pistol. She said she didn¡¯t know what it was, but she¡¯s pointing the muzzle at me with her finger on the trigger. My body jumped from the surprise. ¡ Meat responded to my subtle reaction, standing in front of me as though to block the way. Man this girl¡¯s so awesome¡ ¡°Oh, you reacted? As I thought, you¡ª¡± ¡°That¡¯ll happen if you suddenly send so much bloodthirst my way. And don¡¯t you actually know the way to use that thing? It feels like you¡¯re ustomed to it.¡± ¡°Mu, now that you mention it¡¡± Nayuta took her finger off of the trigger and pointed the gun down. ¡ By the way, I don¡¯t recall putting something like that into the dungeon. It¡¯s not even in the DP catalog in the first ce, so Nayuta definitely brought it along herself. Now that I¡¯m taking a closer look at the gun, isn¡¯t it odd? It¡¯s a revolver, but there¡¯s no hammer. Moreover, the revolver¡¯s cylinder is copper¡ huh? There aren¡¯t any holes that should be there to load bullets into? Capped? I¡¯m not a gun maniac so I¡¯ve never seen a real gun in person, so I wouldn¡¯t be able tell if it¡¯s real or not if someone told me there was a gun like that. ¡°So, would you exin to me what caused you to send so much bloodthirst to your employer?¡± ¡°¡ You¡¯ll go bald if you fuss on the details¡ªsorry Kuroinu-senpai please stop it with the knife on my neck sorry Vige Chief-san sorry for what I said sorry!¡± Yep, Meat closed the distance in an instant and held the knife up against her throat. As for her standing on the table to do it¡ well, let¡¯s go with it being fine for this. Nayuta¡¯s holding up her arms like she¡¯s in a holdup. She even dropped her gun to the floor. ¡°Ah, yep. I¡¯m not going bald, I¡¯m still young. Well, it¡¯s all good¡ Kuro, let her go. How about I read the letter from that daimyo person now?¡± I opened the letter. ¡ A part of it is weird in that I can read it normally, but hey, isn¡¯t it written in Japanese? Sure, Japanese characters sh in my head as I read this world¡¯s writing, but I can only see this as Japanese. Honestly though, if I had to say, the handwriting looks great. Are they trying to see my reaction, or is there another reason? ¡ I don¡¯t know. By the way, this is what the letter says: Dear Golen Vige¡¯s Vige Chief-sama, How is this vividly green season treating you? If you don¡¯t mind, would you pay a visit to Wakoku? I¡¯m certain that Nayuta must have done something rude, but as it was due to my instruction, she had no choice. If you are Japanese, I would absolutely love to speak with you. If the timees that you would pay a visit, we would shoulder all of the traveling expenses for you to do so. We have sashimi, soy sauce, and miso soup. [1] ¡ A Japanese person? Really. Really now. This is a seriously troublesome person. Super troublesome. Alright, I decided. I saw nothing! For the time being, I can¡¯t read it. After turning the letter upside down, narrowing my eyes, flipping it over and scowling at it, I held it out to pass to Meat. ¡°Hmph, Kuro. Can you read it?¡± ¡°Oh? Vige Chief-san, you can¡¯t read the characters?¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯m not too good at reading and writing. So, how about it, Kuro? Can you?¡± ¡°Umm, Goshujin-sama. This letter appears to be written in unreadable characters.¡± As a result of her education, Meat¡¯s able to read the lettersmonly used in this world. In other worlds, this is probably written in Japanese after all. Wakoku has a lot of mysteries to it. Come to think of it, didn¡¯t Wataru end up heading over to Wakoku? Let¡¯s ask him about it next time he¡¯s here. ¡°That so? Well, if those characters aren¡¯t from around it, it¡¯s natural I couldn¡¯t read it either then.¡± I tried to appeal that my inability to read it wasn¡¯t because I was stupid¡ was I a bit too forceful about it there? ¡°So, what¡¯s it say? You can read it, right Nayuta?¡± ¡°Yeah¡ Hmm, it¡¯s about scouting you out after all. It¡¯s talking about the conditions for being employed, it even looks like the annual sry¡¯s a thousand gold! That¡¯s as much as an A-Rank adventurer.¡± I doesn¡¯t say anything about a thousand gold ie anywhere though? Guess they worked that out beforehand. Oh right. I saw nothing. I read nothing. ¡°Unfortunately, I¡¯m this vige¡¯s Vige Chief, so I have responsibilities. I¡¯ll have to refuse¡ I¡¯m not troubled by money either though, and most of all it stinks of something shady.¡± ¡°That¡¯s too bad, I thought it¡¯d be fun if you were a coworker. Ah, Kuro-senpai got an invitation too?¡± ¡°If Goshujin-sama refuses, so do I.¡± ¡°Yeah, I get it. Well, I¡¯ll write back saying you refused then.¡± Her hand waving, Nayuta responded as though it were trivial. Looks like decided that I saw nothing was the right answer. Booyah. ¡°Incidentally, could you give me a closer look at that item? You said you got it from the dungeon, but this is the first time I¡¯ve seen it. I¡¯d like to check it out as the Vige Chief, even buy it if I could.¡± I touched on the subject of that gun. When I said ¡®buy it¡¯, Nayuta¡¯s tail sprung up. ¡°Ah~, sorry. To be honest, this is something I made myself. Me getting it from the dungeon was a lie.¡± ¡°Heeh, handmade? It looks like a weapon, is it a magic tool?¡± ¡°¡ As you guessed, it¡¯s a magic tool weapon. It¡¯s something I tried reproducing from the world of the Heroes. Its strength, currently¡ well, it¡¯s basically a kid¡¯s ything.¡± Saying that, she shot the gun towards the wall. With a sound that feltcking, something lightly struck the wall with a sound that sounded much like as if a small pebble hit it. ¡ When I looked at it, the conical bullet looked like a dart. Bullets weren¡¯t this shape right? They should be more aerodynamic. Moreover, judging by the feeling of this, it¡¯s iron, not lead. Heeeh. ¡°The real thing seems to be something that fires bullets through an explosion though. It didn¡¯t shoot like I¡¯d nned when I tried making it as a magic tool, so it¡¯s not even strong enough to stick to wood doors. It¡¯d be bad if it got you in the eye though¡ Honestly, it¡¯d be stronger to just throw the bullet. Haah¡ I wonder if I shoulde at it from some other way?¡± It¡¯s apparently something that came about through Nayuta¡¯s own trial and error. Looks like she wasn¡¯t told much about guns and gunpowder. The looks of it surprised me though. ¡°¡ You¡¯re reproducing magic tools from the heroes¡¯ world? Well, if it¡¯s something that originally has enough power to be a weapon, I¡¯m sure their world has developed their understanding of magic considerably.¡± ¡°Huh? It¡¯s the opposite. Their world doesn¡¯t have magic at all.¡± ¡°Really now? Then how are you having it explode?¡± ¡°The materials don¡¯t exist. It¡¯s just reproducing the looks¡ uumu, I¡¯ve been wanting to talk to a Hero about it, Vige Chief-san, do you know a Hero?¡± ¡°Ah, yeah. I do.¡± When I said that, Nayuta shot forward, leaning over the table. ¡°¡ Um, could you introduce me? I¡¯ll pay for the referral fee!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll introduce you to him the next time he¡¯s here.¡± It¡¯s about time Hero Wataru will be heading over to make a payment on his debt. Apparently, Haku-san forced him to take an absurd job thatsted the entire duration of the Dungeon Battle. Incidentally, I had him pay the payment he¡¯d miss by not being able toe here in advance. She¡¯d meet him at reception or while waiting on tables either way, so it¡¯s not like I¡¯ll be asking her for a referral fee though. Footnotes: Note that Wakoku is written in kanji in the letter. The daimyo also refers to themselves as [Watashi (feminine/polite ¡®I¡¯)]. Chapter 207 Magic Tools Shopping The weather that day was great. Nayuta and Setsuna had a request for Rokuko and I, so we met with them. I was using [Super Transformation] while we met with them just in case. It¡¯s pretty cowardly even for me, but oh well. My life¡¯s important. I couldn¡¯t sleep anymore if I¡¯m dead. I don¡¯t ept death as sleep. Rokuko was defenseless, so I¡¯ll be a meatshield in case of an emergency. I basically have an extra life due to [Super Transformation] after all. ¡°Rokuko-sama, Vige Chief-san. Today¡¯s our day off¡ but could we sell stuff to adventurers in the dining room!?¡± Setsuna spoke with a rather energetic voice. It¡¯s not her work hours right now, so she¡¯s in her gym outfit. ¡°Sure? I don¡¯t really mind, Kehma?¡± ¡°Wait wait Rokuko. Let¡¯s see what you want to sell first. What is it?¡± ¡°It¡¯s stuff that Nayuta made through alchemy. We were thinking about what we could use for the Hero¡¯s information fees, so we wanted to earn some change.¡± Nayuta¡¯s alchemy, huh? In this world, alchemy means using tools to carve magic formations and making magic tools. Selling magic tools directly is rather lucrative. ¡°Could I buy that gun from earlier for a gold coin?¡± ¡°Nn? Huh? What should I do Nayuta, sell it?¡± ¡°That bang banger eh¡ hmmm, I don¡¯t really want to sell an unfinished product though.¡± ¡°Wouldn¡¯t it be alright if it was as a toy?¡± ¡°¡ Let me think about it please. I¡¯ll sell it if we don¡¯t sell much this time.¡± Honestly, it¡¯d just be a toy even if I bought it, so it¡¯s perfect. Besides, me offering a gold coin for it¡¯s nothing but indulging in something interesting. It might even give me something good and it¡¯s not like I¡¯mcking in money either. ¡°More importantly what are you selling specifically? Show me, show me.¡± ¡°Various things, Owner. Take this for example, a Smoke Ball. Smoke billows out of it when it is struck against the ground, producing a smokescreen. It is quite cheap at just one silver!¡± Oh, a disposable smokescreen for 10,000 Yen? It looks pretty small, around the size of a ping pong ball. Rather, why are you speaking to her so civilly, Nayuta? Eh, is it that? The politenguage given only to your employer? Do you not recognize me as your employer? ¡°Isn¡¯t a silver coin for a disposable item a bit expensive?¡± ¡°¡ Umm, the conditions needed forbining things into this for the smokescreen are pretty strict. To the point that it¡¯d be good if Onee-chan sessfully makes one out of ten tries. The wind magic formation that causes the smokescreen is hard. But it¡¯s really useful for when you need to escape from an enemy. Buying your life for a single silver is cheap right?¡± Well, buying your life for a single silver is pretty cheap, yeah. ¡°So, does it work against Golems?¡± ¡°Yep. There¡¯s bone dust with magical power in it mixed into the Smoke Balls in order to deal with monsters that can perceive things through magic, like Golems. There¡¯s a deodorizing effect to deal with smells as well, so it¡¯s usable in most cases.¡± So it¡¯s like chaff? It really is useful, seeing as it can be used in so many situations. [1] ¡°There is also this Water Ball. Well, it is simr to a jug magic tool in that it can replenish your water. Wateres out from the hole when you press this button. You could put it in a cup or drink it directly.¡± ¡°Hey, have you figured out a price for this one?¡± ¡°Yes¡ it is a striking five silver coins!¡± By the way, a jug magic tool is around three silver. And she¡¯s back to speaking politely for Rokuko yet again. ¡°That¡¯s pretty expensive.¡± ¡°It¡¯s because making so small is hard. But it being this small makes it convenient since it won¡¯t keep you from bringing other luggage. We have a sk-type as well, but it¡¯s four silver.¡± It¡¯s also about the size of a ping pong ball. I guess it is pretty smallparatively? The sk-type would also be convenient given a suitable situation. ¡°There is also this Fire Ball, meant for offensive uses. It will turn into a ball of fire three seconds after pressing the button. This one is one silver for three. It is a magical fire, so it is effective against ghost-types as well.¡± A timed ignition device¡ that seriously is convenient. It could even be a trump card for warriors that can¡¯t use magic. It¡¯d be meaningless for me since I can use magic, but maybe I should give buying it a shot? ¡°There is also this Quiver Ball, it can be used to give massages. When you press this button here, you can ce it against your shoulders. It feels quite refreshing. I was inspired by the massage chair here and made it.¡± ¡°Heeh, its pink color is so cute!¡± ¡°I am greatly happy that it pleases you, Owner. Ah, this one is three silver coins.¡± This one¡¯s also ping pong ball sized. Rather, why¡¯s everything ping pong ball size? When I started thinking about that, Nayuta grinned. ¡°Huhuhu, did you notice? This is the concept of having a standard, improving its usability through keeping the sizes equal. You can attach five of your preferred balls onto this Ball Holder¡ªsold separately! Their different colors make them easily distinguishable. I¡¯ll throw in a free holder if you buy ten balls now!¡± ¡°Hoooh. You¡¯ve thought a bit about this.¡± It¡¯s just like those mail-order salesmercials. ¡°There¡¯s even more too! This Sand Ball can produce white and ck sand. It is good for taking notes on the floor when you need to puzzle your way through a riddle. This Breath Ball can be used for breathing underwater. You could even use it in ces where the air is thin, like mountains. In addition to those, there¡¯s this Sweet Ball. It tastes sweet when you lick it. However, as it isn¡¯t as though it will fill your stomach, it is only at most rmended to use it by supplementing your emergency food rations. Or perhaps you have a sweet tooth and don¡¯t want to grow fat? These are my works of art!¡± With that, she took out various balls of different colors. They were interesting, so I decided to buy one of each. I¡¯m earning enough to make this kind of shopping possible, I even got two holders as a bonus. ¡°Well, they look like they¡¯ll sell well. That Sweet Ball in particr. It¡¯d be amusing if it had other tastes in it as well though.¡± ¡°This one¡¯s an original I came across while researching magic formations after all. When Onee-chan was licking the te I¡¯d carved a magic formation into, I thought she¡¯d finally gone crazy¡¡± ¡°Hey! You owe your super find to me!¡± ¡°In truth, this one is the best seller. Thanks, Onee-chan.¡± When I tried licking it, it was faint, but it certainly was sweet. Seeing as how this world puts a huge price on sweetness, I¡¯m convinced that this sells well. ¡°Kehma, let me try it.¡± ¡°Yeah, here.¡± I tossed the Sweet Ball I licked over to her¡ Ah, Rokuko turned red. Right. So this is the ¡®indirect kiss¡¯ huh. ¡°Alright, hand it back here for a moment.¡± ¡°I refuse! It¡¯s mine!¡± ¡°But I¡¯m the one that bought it¡¡± ¡°You bought it with the inn¡¯s money, so it¡¯s mine.¡± So that¡¯s what she¡¯s going with¡ Well, she looks happy for some reason, so I guess it¡¯s fine? ¡°Huhuhu, Owner really is on good terms with Vige Chief-san. So, Owner, I¡¯d like to show you something to you alone¡¡± ¡°Hoh¡ let¡¯s do it!¡± ¡°Oi, don¡¯t go alone.¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright, we can trust Nayuta. It¡¯s okay if you leave!¡± And now Rokuko¡¯s 100% ensnared. How the heck¡ ¡°But right now I¡¯m also acting as Rokuko¡¯s guard. I can¡¯t leave Rokuko defenseless.¡± ¡°It¡¯d be nice if we could say that our employer can trust us¡ Right now, we¡¯re also adventurers that are employed by Owner. It¡¯ll be alright since we¡¯re there, right?¡± ¡°Employees and guards are different roles.¡± ¡°Huhun, I understand that you¡¯re worried about your partner, but his it women¡¯s talk for women. Could you not show restraint? Well, in this case is¡¡± ¡°T-that¡¯s¡! Un, Kehma, it¡¯s alright. If you have to, call for Ichika okay?¡± ¡°¡ Oh well then.¡± I called for Ichika and had her be Rokuko¡¯s guard. ¡°¡ Ichika, don¡¯t be cajoled by them alright?¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama. Aren¡¯t ya worryin¡¯ too much?¡± ¡°It¡¯s an order.¡± Additionally, it looks like the magic tools Nayuta sold did pretty well. ¡ But what was that thing they sold to Rokuko only? She bought whatever it was in the end. It was three gold coins. ¡°Goshujin-sama. Make sure ya tell Rokuko-sama she¡¯s gotten prettier ¡®kay?¡± Ah, it was a beauty product. Yep, got it. Footnotes: Read this for more information on chaff. Chapter 208 Introductions The Debt Hero Wataru arrived. As promised, I decided to introduce Nayuta to Wataru. I set it up with a casual setting. There weren¡¯t any problems. ¡°P-pleased to meet you! M-my name¡¯s Nayuta!¡± ¡°I¡¯m Setsuna~¡± ¡°Nice to meet you both, I¡¯m Wataru Nishimi. The empire¡¯s Hero.¡± With that, Nayuta and Setsuna were sitting in front of Wataru at a table for four in the dining room. It wasn¡¯t meal time, so there weren¡¯t any other guests there. ¡°Let¡¯s see, I heard a bit about you two from Kehma-san, but you two are from Wakoku, right?¡± ¡°Y-yes. T-that¡¯s why, I want to ask Wataru-san, a hero, so many things! Umm, w-we¡¯ll pay for the information, so¡ª¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright, don¡¯t worry about it. Instead, I¡¯d like to ask you a few things about Wakoku back.¡± And I¡¯ll be getting information by attending them in thest seat. Information GET¡ Well, it¡¯s not like I have to be here either way. I¡¯m just here in the off chance the topic turns to me and they notice something. That¡¯d be serious. ¡°Wakuko has cherry blossoms, right?¡± ¡°Yes, it does. There are trees that bloom with pink flowers in the spring.¡± ¡°Ah, so they bloom in the spring after all. Then maybe it¡¯d be better to go in the spring¡ well, I don¡¯t have enough leisure to put off my work like that until my debt¡¯s paid off.¡± ¡°Debt?¡± ¡°Yeah, around two thousand gold coins¡ I¡¯m paying it back in payments, yeah¡¡± ¡°By the way, we¡¯d shoulder the loan if you became Wakoku¡¯s Hero¡¡± ¡°I¡¯m indebted to Haku-san¡ even now, she¡¯s introducing me to so much work that earns me praises.¡± ¡°It¡¯s true that Heroes possess such a strong sense of duty¡¡± Nayuta sighed. I don¡¯t think Setsuna understood too well, but she was smiling. ¡°Hey hey, wanna have a mock fightter? I¡¯m suuuper interested in strong people.¡± ¡°Haha,ter sure. By the way, what else is there in Wakoku?¡± ¡°Umm, there¡¯s miso and soy sauce.¡± ¡°It was a bit scary eating raw fish, but that sashimi was really good.¡± ¡°Ooh¡ As expected of Wakoku. Is there sake too?¡± ¡°There isn¡¯t any ginjo, but there¡¯s shochuu. It can¡¯t be called Japanese sake since it doesn¡¯t use rice, but it could be called Wakoku sake¡ ah, but I heard that rice was discovered recently. That¡¯s why we came to the Raverio Empire, to investigate it. From the looks of it, growing it is easy enough, there just needs to be the rice itself to grow.¡± [1] ¡°Eh? There wasn¡¯t any rice in Wakoku?¡± Ah, crap. Come to think of it, I said there was, didn¡¯t I¡ ¡°Hey, wasn¡¯t there something more important you wanted to ask the Hero¡ª¡± ¡°From what we heard, our employer¡¯s only gotten a hold of a very small amount of what was discovered in the Raverio Empire. Unfortunately, the Mikado was only presented a preprocessed version¡ªah, the Mikado is the most important person in Wakoku, a descendants of the Hero that founded Wakoku.¡± I tried to interrupt casually but failed. Nayuta isn¡¯t paying any attention to me at all, oi. ¡°Mikado¡ I see, Mikado (Emperor), huh. So Wakoku was a country established by a Japanese¡ so that¡¯s why it¡¯s name is Wakoku¡¡± ¡°And when the Mikado was shown the rice, it was unmistakably the real thing. Reproducing Japan is Wakoku¡¯s number one goal. An edict to investigate the area that produced it and obtain seeds came out. Ah, that¡¯s a state secret.¡± ¡°Haah, I get it. So, for that rice¡ ah, is it alright for me to ask about it?¡± ¡°It¡¯s supposed to be kept a secret¡ but we¡¯re currently seeking even a trickle of information about it, so spreading it¡¯s alright.¡± You sure about doing that with a national secret? I wanted to tilt my head. ¡°Then about that rice¡ª¡± ¡°Hey, Wataru. Wouldn¡¯t that former hero that was able to build a country be a clue for your goal of returning to Japan?¡± I promptly interrupted. By the way, there hasn¡¯t been any rice appearing in the set meals recently, not even for the A set meal. We still have a lot of the wheat we bought tost through the winter, so we¡¯ve been using that. Thanks to that, it looks like Nayuta didn¡¯t realize that this inn used to have rice. She would¡¯ve asked about it if she knew. ¡°Eh? Ah, Kehma-san didn¡¯t know? Hero summoning crosses through time. The Food God, Hero Ishidaka-san, was a person from about the same time period as me judging by the cuisine he poprized, so the flow of time here¡¯s different.¡± [2] Eh, really? Feels like I¡¯m just now hearing about something really important. ¡°Rice is more important than that though, Kehma-san! It looks like there¡¯s no rice in Wakoku!? Hey Kehma-san, I need to talk to you about¡ª¡± ¡°Alright, hold up. Sorry, but I need to borrow Wataru for a moment. C¡¯mon.¡± ¡°Eh, w-what¡¯s wrong, Kehma-san?¡± I got out of my seat and pulled on Wataru. I¡¯ll pretend I didn¡¯t see Nayuta re at me like I got in her way. ¡°Keep quiet about you and I being the ones to bring rice to the empire, alright?¡± ¡°Eh, but¡ don¡¯t the people of Wakoku really want rice? Let¡¯s share.¡± ¡°Stupid, that¡¯s exactly why. That¡¯s why we can sell it for more. Supply and demand, it¡¯s themon sense for a merchant. I¡¯ll add to your debt if I get a loss due to your careless remarks. Be prepared to pay a hundred gold a month until you die if you say anything¡ yeah?¡± ¡°Uuu, the heck man¡ why¡¯s my weakness (money) being seized even though I¡¯m a Hero¡ but then, Kehma-san, where did you get the rice?¡± ¡°You think I¡¯d tell you with that loose mouth of yours? Hmm?¡± ¡°Yeah, I understand. I¡¯ll keep quiet.¡± I returned to my seat after finishing my talk with Wataru. Sitting here with him was the right choice after all. ¡°¡ Even if you¡¯re looking for rice, I can¡¯t help at all. Maaan, sorry about that.¡± ¡°Vige Chief-san? Just what did you¡¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know what you¡¯re talking about. Now, didn¡¯t you have something you wanted to ask the Hero? Go ahead and ask.¡± ¡°Ummm, well, excuse my discourtesy, but please take a look at this.¡± With a nk, Nayuta put her handmade revolver on the table. I guess she didn¡¯t want to seem threatening like how it was against me since she knew he was a Japanese? ¡°Nn? It looks like a gun¡ but what is this?¡± ¡°I¡¯m trying to reproduce a weapon from the world of heroes. I¡¯d like to get your opinion on it.¡± ¡°¡ I see, so you¡¯re trying to reproduce guns. What for?¡± ¡°My hobby!¡± ¡°Your hobby¡¡± Her hobby was a troublesome answer. So I decided to interrupt. ¡°By the way, Wataru. Concerning the gun, it appears that the only information written about them is their appearance and that they propel bullets through explosions. It seems that the means of the explosion itself isn¡¯t understood¡ I wonder why the Hero from that time decided to leave out the rest of the data?¡± ¡°¡ Ah¡ªright, he was concerned about the existence of guns destroying the culture, so he only left information about how to defend against them without being able to make them¡!? Kuh, then considering that, I¡ can¡¯t say anything further concerning guns! Sorry, Nayuta-san¡¡± ¡°Ah, no, umm¡ yeah, oi, Vige Chief-san? Could you please leave if you¡¯re just going to get in the way?¡± This blonde dog eared girl just called me a hindrance. ¡°I¡¯m doing the introducing, what would you do if I weren¡¯t here?¡± ¡°I¡¯d be getting information from him now wouldn¡¯t I!?¡± ¡°Wataru, could you use the backyard to have that mock fight with Setsuna?¡± ¡°Hero-san, let¡¯s fight! Fight!¡± When I brought up the matter of having that mock fight against Wataru as I ignored Nayuta, Setsuna took the bait as nned. ¡°Y-yeah. It¡¯s fine with me. I mean, I wasn¡¯t able to give much helpful information after all.¡± Wataru answered while looking at Setsuna¡¯s swaying breasts. But that girl, she doesn¡¯t just have a top part. She has a bottom thing too. I didn¡¯t say it though. ¡°¡ You look like you¡¯re enjoying yourself, huh~?¡± Nerune violently put her wooden cup down on the table. A little of the water in it spilled onto the table¡e to think of it, today was Nerune¡¯s waitress shift, wasn¡¯t it? ¡°Eh, ah, no! You¡¯re wrong, Nerune-san!¡± ¡°Wrong about what~? Fufufu~, you don¡¯t need to worry about me though~?¡± ¡°Are you mad? You¡¯re mad at me aren¡¯t you!¡± ¡°Hero-sama~, do you like them big~?¡± ¡°No, that¡¯s not it¡ª¡± ¡ Huh? Nerune¡¯s reacting like she¡¯s jealous over something. When did you guys get into that kind of a rtionship? Nerune diverted her eyes for a moment. Following her gaze, Rei was over there with her thumb up in the air with a triumphant look. So that was it? Her mming the cup on the table a second ago was at Rei¡¯s suggestion. A performance. ¡°Oi, Wataru. Even though you confessed to Rokuko, now you¡¯re making a move on our young miss? That¡¯s some nerve you have there, oi.¡± ¡°Eh, no, I was just a bit excited by our magic discussion, I¡¯m not guilty of anything yet¡ª¡± ¡°¡ Yet? Then you were nning on doing something in the future¡? Guest-saaan? That¡¯s troubling, we aren¡¯t that kind of inn though?¡± ¡°T-t-t-t-that¡¯s not what I meant! I¡¯ve just been talking about magic with Nerune-san¡ª!¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s nothing~. I¡¯m only interested in the magic Hero-sama knows~. No more, no less~¡± Ah, Nerune¡¯s true intentions. I can vaguely see them as the Dungeon Master, but that¡¯s her honest intentions. This girl is seriously only interested in magic. She¡¯s not a monster called Apprentice Witch for nothing. And so after various things, it was decided that he would bring her some magic scrolls next time as a present. Well done. I held my thumb up towards Rei in praise. Footnotes: Ginjo-shu (Ò÷á|¾Æ) (at least 40% of rice polished away; with or without alcohol added; if bottle isbeled Ginjo, it means distilled alcohol was added; ifbeled Junmai Ginjo, it means no alcohol added). Sh¨ch¨± (Ÿ†ôü?) is a Japanese distilled beverage less than 45% alcohol by volume. Shochuu is not a sake. Ginjo is. Return Note that Ishidaka was summoned a long while before Wataru. Also note that it seems that Keima¡¯s question hinted that the ancient hero managed to leave behind something that allowed his descendants to get info from Japan, thus why they were aware of modern Japanese culture, and that could be a clue to sending Wataru back. Chapter 209 Wataru¡¯s Side of Things The mock fight ended in Wataru¡¯splete victory. ¡°Well, if you can get me out of this circle, it¡¯ll be your win. If you win, I¡¯ll tell you something good in secret behind Kehma-san¡¯s back.¡± ¡°Oi, Wataru?¡± ¡°Ahaha, it¡¯s alright. I won¡¯t lose.¡± Having five matches, as he said, he never stepped out of the ring of approximately one meter in radius. In the first match, Setsuna got hit head-on and rolled backwards on the ground. In the second match, she was thrown high into the sky and got caught in a princess carry. In the third match, without even a slight movement, she was tripped up and was sent rolling away. In the fourth match, he easily avoided Setsuna¡¯s fierce assault in the circle and ced his sword against her neck at some point. In the fifth match, he suddenly seized Setsuna¡¯s head with his arm¡ unable to move, she surrendered. It looks like the Hero got that strong in the four years of serious training he did. And he¡¯s still improving. ¡ I wondered if he might be a good reference for the golems, but there¡¯s no way. Their levels are just way too different. ¡°Ah, would Kehma-san like to have a mock fight as well?¡± ¡°Haha, do you even think I could win?¡± ¡°You¡¯ve gotten strong right? I can tell. How should I say this¡ you have a ¡®something¡¯ trying to hide about you!¡± The heck do you mean ¡®something¡¯? At least say something with a feeling like atmosphere or aura. In truth, I have [Super Transformation Lv3] on me so I probably have gotten stronger as a hero, but as expected of Wataru to see through that. Ah, it might also be because of the clothes golem¡¯s enhancement. ¡°Nkyuu! I want to see Vige Chief-san and Hero-sama fight!¡± ¡°Right, I¡¯d like to see Vige Chief-san get kicked a few times.¡± ¡°See? Setsuna-san and Nayuta-san said so too. We can even go with the same rules.¡± ¡°¡ Alright, then could I use a weapon?¡± ¡°Sure, go for it.¡± And so I went to prepare my weapon. I brought my futon. Laying out a cloth, I ced my futon on top of it. ¡°Um. Your weapon?¡± ¡°Alright then, let¡¯s start this mock fight, shall we?¡± ¡°Eh, the heck are you doing!? Hey!¡± ¡°Don¡¯t worry. Well, good night then.¡± ¡°Eh¡ª¡± I crawled into my futon¡ Yep, this mock fight has a fatal loophole. There¡¯s no defeat conditions for me at all. In other words, I can go to sleep right next to Wataru, ignore him and even go back home. So long as I don¡¯t acknowledge my defeat, it¡¯s not my defeat. ¡°It¡¯s alright. Feel free to let me know whenever you can¡¯t take it anymore and need to use the bathroom. But it¡¯ll be your loss the moment you take a step out of that circle. You know what? I¡¯m good to keep this mock battle going till you starve.¡± ¡°It¡¯s not a mock fight at this point! Aaah mou, I get it, rule change!¡± ¡°Nn? What¡¯re you saying. The rules will stay. Why¡¯re you trying to change them on your own? You epting your loss?¡± ¡°¡ It¡¯s my loss! Kehma-san¡¯s mean!¡± With that, I won the mock battle against Wataru. But even though he admitted defeat, Wataru wasughing. Did he hit his funny bone or something? ¡°Vige Chief-san, I don¡¯t think that¡¯s what you should¡¯ve done.¡± ¡°¡ My opinion of you has raised a little.¡± Setsuna was obviously unsatisfied by it since she was expecting an intense fight, but it got surprisingly good results from Nayuta. I was probably raised from being scrap, though. ¡°There¡¯s no way I¡¯d win against you if we went head on. I¡¯d be a joke.¡± ¡°It really looked like you just intended on sleeping.¡± ¡°Meying out my futon right in front of him was to get him to give up quickly. If I did it seriously, I would¡¯ve went back to sleep and wait for you to leave the circle.¡± ¡°I see¡ so then could you start over and do the mock fight normally?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t wanna.¡± I¡¯m a mage in the first ce. I¡¯m not recognized much as one since I don¡¯t use magic in front of people though. I don¡¯t even go out in public much after all. ¡°Then how about you attack with magic? I won¡¯t attack back. If you can put me out of the ring in a minute, it¡¯ll be your win. How about it?¡± ¡°Refused. I¡¯ll be taking my win and leaving.¡± Wataru persistently tried to change the rules, by magic is a mage¡¯s trump card. It¡¯s not like I¡¯d easily expose my hand to adventurers who aren¡¯t even my party members. And even if I used [Create Golem] to flip him over like I did with Misha, Wataru could just take advantage of the rules that allowed him to move within the circle and trample the golem. Rather, this Hero¡ can he fly? ¡°Eh? Aren¡¯t we bonding? I want us to get closer, that¡¯s why I¡¯m reducing my debt.¡± ¡°Then how about I double the debt amount as interest? Maybe I will. I mean, that way, our rtionship will double.¡± ¡°Sorry, please spare me from that¡¡± Wataru bowed spontaneously. It was mostly a joke to start with, so let¡¯s forgive him. Seeing us talk to each other like that, Nayuta was frowning like she¡¯d eaten something bitter. ¡°¡ Even though Heroes are existences that should inspire fear and awe¡ no, maybe this Hero-sama is a special case¡? Or perhaps Vige Chief-san is.. un, Vige Chief-san is suspicious. Setting everything else aside, Vige Chief-san is beyond suspicious. ¡°Hey, that¡¯s not something you should say right in front of someone.¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright. I¡¯m saying it so that you¡¯ll hear it.¡± Tentatively, I¡¯m the most famous person in the vige. The vige chief. ¡°You¡¯re a figurehead, right? I know Rokuko-sama¡¯s background. As well as how Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma-san handles everything himself.¡± Rokuko¡¯s background¡ as a Dungeon Core? No, it¡¯s gotta be about her being the empire¡¯s head¡¯s (Haku-san¡¯s) little sister. So Rokuko is the most famous person in the vige. I see. I¡¯d heard that beastkin were fussy about pecking order, but it¡¯s like that? I¡¯m at a pretty low spot in Nayuta¡¯s mind? So that¡¯s why she¡¯s been talking to me with that sort of attitude. She reported that I was strong to the point of being a good match against Setsuna, so although I should¡¯ve been¡ªwhat was it, [Promising]? Well, although I should be that, what kind of evaluation criteria did Nayuta have for me to be so low in her books? Maybe it¡¯s more about ingenuity than battle prowess? Maybe it¡¯s because it looks like I just sleep everyday and eat delicious food without doing anything? I even recently refused Gozoh¡¯s invitation for preparing for an emergency after all. I was sleeping though. [1] Well, I decided to leave Nayuta alone and ask Wataru something. ¡°By the way, Wataru. Why Nerune? You could get anyone you want as a Hero.¡± ¡°¡ That¡¯s just it. I¡¯m a Hero. Women either draw close to me because of my title or stay away like I¡¯m some monster. Then it turns into stuff like marriage fraud by some country¡¯s spy¡¡± Wataru had a distant look to him. Heroes have it pretty tough, huh. As he said the word ¡®spy¡¯, Setsuna¡¯s tail twitched. Anyone other than me would¡¯ve missed it. And with her having Wakoku¡¯s confidential information¡ so it¡¯s like that? Looks like her identity suddenly offered itself up on a silver tter. ¡ Hmm? But thinking about it more, didn¡¯t she practically say she was a spy? She even said that her employer was Wakoku¡¯s Daimyo. Is it alright for her to actually say that? ¡°On that point, this inn is nice! I¡¯m not treated any differently and it¡¯sfortable like when I was in Japan! Kehma-san even looks Japanese-ish, so I practically want to just live here.¡± ¡°What, you¡¯re an M?¡± [2] ¡°I¡¯m not! But you, Rokuko-sama and Nerune-san all just talk to me, not caring about my title¡¡± ¡°Y-yeah.¡± Seeing his lonely expression, it¡¯s pretty hard for me to say anything in response. This guy¡ so he had a lonely attribute to him? Maybe I should go a bit easier on him¡ ¡°Also, Kehma-san¡¯s the first person to beat me in a mock fight since I debuted as a hero!¡± ¡°Oi cut it out. Don¡¯t go off saying that I beat a Hero or anything.¡± ¡°I knew you¡¯d find it troublesome, Kehma-san, that¡¯s just like you. I won¡¯t say anything. Ah, but in exchange, about my debt¡¡± ¡°I won¡¯t be reducing it at all. That¡¯s thepensation for wagering Kuro.¡± ¡°I understand. I will pay it off with everything I have.¡± Right then, he bowed and gave a true apology. It might be a bitte to think about it, but he even sent his dignity as a Hero to the wind, huh. ¡ Or did he not have it from the start? Footnotes: I don¡¯t recall ever seeing that invitation¡ something ¡®off screen¡¯ perhaps?Return M -> Masochist Return Chapter 210 Rice Wataru wanted to somehow give Nayuta and Setsuna some rice, so I decided to cooperate just a bit. ¡°Oi Wataru, a little help here?¡± ¡°Ah,ing.¡± I had Wataru bring a bag filled with husked rice out from the warehouse into the kitchen. And then Kinue-san turned them into rice balls. Then, I¡ª ¡°We made rice balls out of some rice Wataru brought, want to eat them? We¡¯ll just treat it as part of your free meals, so go ahead.¡± With that, I gave them to Nayuta and Setsuna. They looked like something surprised them, but I didn¡¯t lie. Wataru was also surprised by seeing them. Why? ¡°Wow, this is the legendary rice that everyone in Wakoku has only ever heard in legends. The ultimate item, onigiri¡!¡± ¡°Is it alright for us to eat them¡? They would sell for a high price if we brought them back to Wakoku.¡± No, they¡¯ll go bad on the way there¡ ah, maybe they have [Storage]? ¡°Om, nom¡ un, it¡¯s delicious, but it¡¯s not that good. Maybe genuine Wakokuans would have a different impression of it? I¡¯d expect nothing less of something that has been passed down by Hero-samas¡¡± ¡°If you want, why not buy a bag of rice? A hundred gold should be enough.¡± ¡°¡ How much is ¡®a bag¡¯?¡± ¡°This much.¡± I held up the bag. A single bag is ten kilograms. I tried out overcharging them by asking for a hundred gold (equivalent to around a hundred million yen), but will they buy it? ¡°A hundred gold coins¡ that¡¯s expensive for a single bag¡¡± ¡°Hero-sama, by the way, how much are these wholesale?¡± ¡°U-umm¡ one bag is ten gold coins.¡± Asked for the wholesale price, Wataru answered with the price he pays. Incidentally, this guy¡¯s buying a bag of this every month despite having a debt. He seems to be halving it with Haku-san though. ¡°Such a markup.¡± ¡°Oi oi, the number of people that can buy this is limited, you know? Also, resale isn¡¯t allowed. Wanting to sell it out of the country is a ridiculous thought. You can¡¯t miss this chance to get it yeah?¡± ¡°¡ Twenty gold.¡± ¡°Out of the question. A hundred and ten.¡± ¡°It went up!?¡± ¡°It goes up with my mood, didn¡¯t you know that? I gotta make a profit.¡± There¡¯s no other suppliers, so I can be as bullish as I need in negotiating. To say it another way, I don¡¯t really mind not selling it. It¡¯s not like it¡¯ll rot and it¡¯s not taking up storage space. DP is super convenient. ¡°Well, it¡¯s not like I have to sell it. Well, guess you don¡¯t want it.¡± ¡°W-wait! ¡ Th-thirty gold!¡± Nayuta called out when I started putting away the bag of rice. However, I still haven¡¯t raised the price enough. ¡°¡ I¡¯ll assume this talk never happened.¡± ¡°Forty coins, t-that¡¯s my maximum¡ could I talk to my boss? ¡ Immediate cash is impossible.¡± ¡°Well, sure. I¡¯ll give you it ahead of time. I¡¯ll set the preferred price as forty gold coins as a minimum¡ The talk will go faster with the actual thing yeah? I¡¯ll send them a bag a month from now on ording to how much they pay alright? Tell them to think over it carefully.¡± With that, I handed the bag of rice to Nayuta¡ it was heavy, so Setsuna picked it up. ¡°Don¡¯t you think that we¡¯ll run away with it?¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright. I¡¯ll just add a hundred gold coins to Wataru¡¯s debt if that happens. Sound good, Wataru?¡± ¡°H-hey, Kehma-san, could youe here for a sec?¡± Wataru called me over, so I followed him. ¡°Why¡¯re you wanting to increase my debt!?¡± ¡°The whole thing about giving rice to Wakoku was brought up by you after all. Go ahead and be the guarantor as well. Ah, if you don¡¯t want to, I don¡¯t mind not giving them even a single grain of rice. That way¡¯s easier for me.¡± Moreover, there¡¯s no problem even if they escape. ¡°¡ Understood. I can get a hundred gold in a month¡ they definitely won¡¯t run away though!¡± How very Hero-like of him, being able to get a hundred gold in a month. ¡°Why do you trust those two so much even though you just met them for the first time today?¡± ¡°Well, it¡¯s cheap considering the fee for information about Wakoku. If everything works out, it¡¯ll have been free. I don¡¯t know if they¡¯re genuine or not, but they did show me their passports and identification.¡± I see, so he thought about that too? By the way, their passports werecquered ck with Wakoku¡¯s golden crest on it. It¡¯s rtively extravagant. With that, our discussion ended so we headed back. ¡°I¡¯ll be adding a hundred gold coins to Wataru¡¯s debt if you run away. Make sure to pay if you do not want to lose the Hero¡¯s faith in you.¡± ¡°Definitely! Please Nayuta-san, make sure not to run away with it, alright?¡± ¡°Ah, un¡ understood. I can¡¯t betray Hero-sama¡¯s faith.¡± Incidentally, one bag of rice is 50 DP. I¡¯ve gotten used to overcharging recently, haven¡¯t I? ¡°Well, if you¡¯re able to find a direct route rather than procuring it through the empire, you can end the deal right then.¡± ¡°How gracious. Hmph, we¡¯ll find it right away. There has to be a route that they use to get it in the first ce.¡± Be that as it may, it¡¯sing from right here. If you¡¯re able to find somewhere other than here, I¡¯d love to hear where it is. * Done with introducing the three of them, I went back to my room as the vige chief. Wataru won¡¯t go off bbing his mouth after I said that much stuff to him, and more importantly, Nerune¡¯s monitoring him. ¡°And now we have another source of easy money.¡± ¡°You¡¯re so good at making money, Kehma. Reliable!¡± And for some reason, Rokuko dropped by. The timing was so good that it felt like she was watching me through the monitor the whole time, but I didn¡¯t say anything in particr about it. ¡°But still, those sisters, they were Wakoku spies?¡± ¡°They weren¡¯t exactly trying to hide it, so maybe they¡¯re ninjas.¡± ¡°Ninja? Is that the name of some secret service?¡± ¡°Well, that¡¯s a possibility too. It¡¯s the name of an upation associated with the Mikado and Daimyo of Japan.¡± I just gave her a simple exnation of it for now. I said that they were shadows specializing in intelligence gathering and craftiness. ¡°¡ Ninjas! Shuriken, caltrops, smoke bombs¡ ninjutsu!¡± ¡°By the way, there¡¯s shinobi too. They¡¯re much more pragmatic.¡± ¡°Ah, that¡¯s okay.¡± What¡¯s okay? ¡°Haah, but that¡¯s a bit refreshing. Those sisters are actually ninjas¡ that aside, they¡¯re Wakoku¡¯s spies. In that case, we don¡¯t need to fire them then!¡± ¡°¡ Well, handling them will be easy enough if they¡¯re gathering information that openly and we can even exchange rice with them. But there¡¯s still an important point remaining.¡± ¡°¡ The hermaphroditism?¡± ¡°It¡¯s not a problem if she was just born with that body. Rather why¡¯d you say that? There¡¯s something more important.¡± ¡°Well, Kehma¡¯s been watching them for a while now, so I was wondering if you had a preference for it or something. I wouldn¡¯t lose in terms of boobs, but I don¡¯t have anything down here¡ would it be better if I grew one too?¡± ¡°You absolutely shouldn¡¯t.¡± ¡°It¡¯s not like I could even if you wanted me to, it¡¯s not like I¡¯m Kehma.¡± ¡°Like I could do something like that¡. ah, I do have [Super Transformation] huh. Yep.¡± There¡¯s a restriction that the thing I want has to exist though. Ah, we went off topic. ¡°So what¡¯s the important thing?¡± ¡°DP, her DP. The elder sister¡¯s daily DP is 0, remember?¡± ¡°Ah, that was a thing, huh!¡± Right. The mystery of why Setsuna¡¯s daily DP was 0 still remained. ¡ And yet Rokuko forgot such an important matter. Maybe it¡¯s a reaction from her doing her best recently? That¡¯s relieving. Chapter 211 Teach Me Ontentoo-senpai I can¡¯t investigate anymore on my own. It¡¯s not exactly like I could ask Setsuna why she¡¯s not worth any DP either. So what should I do? ¡°Haah, so someone like that came eh?¡± ¡°Yeah. You don¡¯t find it strange, Ontentoo?¡± Answer: Ask a guide. That¡¯s why I decided to ask the Stupimander (Stupid Smander), Ontentoo. It¡¯d be easy to pay him back even if I owed him a favor. Neighbors are supposed to help each other out. It feels like it¡¯s been a one-sided rtionship so far though. ¡°There¡¯s nothin¡¯ strange about it. Kehma, you¡¯re 0 DP too yeah?¡± ¡°No no, this person¡¯s an adventurer you know?¡± ¡°Haaah? Kehma, you¡¯re a human adventurer too aren¡¯t ye?¡± ¡°I¡¯m a Dungeon Master, it¡¯s different.¡± ¡°Then isn¡¯t that girl a Dungeon Master too?¡± Hmm, that¡¯s a good idea. There¡¯s a possibility that¡¯s the case, but there¡¯s other things I want to check first. ¡°Have you ever seen someone other than a Dungeon Master or a Dungeon Core being worth 0 DP? I thought you might know something since you¡¯ve been doing this for a while.¡± ¡°Ah.. sorry, this is the first time I¡¯ve seen this daily DP thing. Between you and me, most of our stuffes from Tsuia Mountain¡¯s Earth Vein. I don¡¯t care much about intruder DP. I can tell about how strong they are though.¡± Woah. Me knowing more than Ontentoo was outside of my expectations. ¡°Well, there¡¯s a good chance that girl¡¯s someone rted to a dungeon. That said, there shouldn¡¯t be some dog rabbit beastkin mix in the Dungeon Cores, maybe it¡¯s she¡¯s a Master¡? Ah.¡± Ontentoo stopped like he just remembered something and scratched his face with his foreleg. ¡°What? Don¡¯t worry, just say it.¡± ¡°Nah, it¡¯s just something 5-sama said a while back. Ye know about Core 4?¡± ¡°I saw Core 5 and Core 6 the other day, but I haven¡¯t seen Core 4.¡± ¡°The heck¡¯ve ye been doing? Ah, right. 695 got into some dispute. We even got some family name¡ did ye win?¡± So that got conveyed to the Dungeon Cores that were unrted to the Dungeon Battle as well, huh¡? I took a second thinking about how to answer him, but decided to just say it since it¡¯s not like I really need to hide it. ¡°Yeah, we won.¡± ¡°Kukuku, that so? As expected of someone who beat me. Setting aside the brats under 5-sama¡¯smand, ye even beat Core 6 and 666 eh? Good, good.¡± Ontentoo¡¯s lizard face warped into a smile. So Ontentoo calls the trivial trio brats? ¡°By the way, the family name was my suggestion.¡± ¡°Ye did eh? With that, it makes my name Ontentoo Labriheart? Cool yeah?¡± His fire-d lizard tail struck the ground in what looked like delight. ¡ Sorry, I should¡¯ve thought up a betterst name. Right now it¡¯s just giving off a ¡®lovely¡¯ feeling when added to Ontentoo. [1] ¡°More importantly, what¡¯s this about Core 4?¡± ¡°Ah, Core 4 is¡ well, that guy¡¯s called ¡®Chaos¡¯.¡± ¡°Chaos¡ why¡¯s that?¡± ¡°Who knows? However, doesn¡¯t being a mix breed match chaos?¡± ¡°Ontentoo, have you seen Core 4?¡± ¡°No¡ never have. That one doesn¡¯t go to the Dungeon Core Assembly¡ at least not since I¡¯ve been born and that¡¯s been what, four, five hundred years?¡± Ontentoo, you¡¯re so unsure of your age that you don¡¯t even remember if you¡¯re in your four hundreds or five hundreds? The Smander¡¯s paired up with a Dragon, so maybe his sense of time¡¯s already gone fuzzy? ¡°Core 4¡¯s rank is low for one with a single digit, rather, it¡¯s beyond low considering the other single digits. Brats¡¯ll ask about him when they pop up but no one pays much attention him at this point, same with me.¡± ¡°I see. By the way, do you happen to know what a thing called a ¡®Toy¡¯ is?¡± ¡°Toy? No clue.¡± This guy¡¯s useless. Well, setting that aside, I beckoned Ontentoo over. Ontentoo bent forward and brought his ear¡ªwell, the part of his head he hear¡¯s from¡ªand leaned over the table. I didn¡¯t really need to do it like this since we¡¯re the only two in the room, but it sets up the mood just right. ¡°¡ Would you like to help me with a bit of an experiment?¡± ¡°Sounds interesting? I don¡¯t mind, but ye¡¯ve gotta share the results yeah?¡± ¡°Obviously. You¡¯re a big help, Neighbor-san.¡± ¡°If you¡¯re lying, I¡¯ll have you¡ªeh, what¡¯s the thing for times like that¡ªeat a thousand needles?¡± ¡°The punishment that was introduced by God¡¯s Vanguards was [Eat A Thousand Needles]. It might be different for Smanders and Dragons since you guys can eat swords and iron, but normal humans would just die. In other words, it means they¡¯re putting their life on the line.¡± ¡°Seriously? Humans are hardcore.¡± ¡°But there¡¯s a loophole for that punishment. For example, there¡¯s a fish called ¡®porcupinefish¡¯ that¡ª¡± [2] While having a brief chat about God¡¯s Vanguards and deepening our rtionship, we performed an experiment. I don¡¯t want to bite into a porcupinefish either and it¡¯s not like I want to hide the results, so I¡¯ll just tell them to him. As a result of the experiment in the Rokuko-made Feni garden area that had a door to [Fire Cavern], normal dungeon monsters were found to be worth a very small amount of DP. For monsters with the authority to use the menu, it became 0 DP. So I guess that¡¯s why Chloe was 0 DP? ¡°Heeh. So that happens when ye make them able to use the menu eh? That¡¯s enough, [Burning Fire].¡± When Ontentoo said that, the fire spirit exhaled a puff of fire and returned. By the way, it¡¯s name, [Burning Fire], appears to mean ¡®burning fire¡¯ in Draconic. I¡¯m hearing it like that because of Trantion Function-san, so Redra¡¯s probably the one that named it. It really does give the feeling of a plume of fire soaring into the sky though¡ Does that mean there kinds of fire that don¡¯t burn for Dragons? ¡°That guy¡¯s a cheap and easy-to-use guy for our dungeon.¡± ¡°Really¡ it¡¯s a bit hot for our dungeon. Might be good to put in Feni¡¯s area though.¡± When I looked at the catalog, I saw [Fire Spirit: 400,000 DP]. Expensive. ¡°Aah? Ah, it¡¯s about 200,000 for us. I¡¯m a Smander after all.¡± ¡°Now that you mention it, there was that, huh.¡± ¡ Or maybe it has something to do with them owning the majority of Tsuia Mountain? Either way, the core, Ontentoo, is a Smander, and his master, Redra, is a Red Dragon. Moreover, their dungeon¡¯s located in a volcano, so it¡¯s obvious that they¡¯d be extremely specialized in fire. It¡¯s natural that a Fire Spirit would be cheaper for them. ¡°Couldn¡¯t you change your monsters to not have menu ess to earn DP?¡± ¡°¡ That¡¯d be no good. Even if that Fire Spirit from a bit ago didn¡¯t have menu ess, it¡¯d just be 20 DP a day yeah? The efficiency loss isn¡¯t worth it.¡± ¡°Yeah. Another thing I was thinking about was sending monsters to other ces.¡± With this, that¡¯s one thing figured out. It¡¯s easy for monsters sent from one dungeon to another to be exposed. All the more if they have ess to the menu since they¡¯ll be worth 0 DP. ¡ Setsuna¡¯s true identity is some dungeon¡¯s monster that has ess to the menu, huh? At any rate, I now know the conditions for being worth 0 DP without being a core or master. Should I try out getting them to a ce with a Dummy Core using a pitfall trap or something? Footnotes: Lovely is a pun on the beginning of Labriheart. Laburi -> Lovely. Return Note that porcupinefish = thousand needles in Japanese. Return Chapter 212 The Invitation And so I decided to try guiding Setsuna to a Dummy Core with a pitfall trap or something. ¡ As for the elder sister, Nayuta, hmm, I want to separate them first. What to do, what to do¡ By the way, concerning the rice I sold to Nayuta, an envoy came from a Wakokuanpany that¡¯s in Paveura. He made a down payment of forty gold coins and took the bag. It¡¯s definite that they won¡¯t be running away. When I told that to Wataru, he just said, ¡°Yeah, I knew they wouldn¡¯t run,¡± even though his expression looked like he was relieved. Anyone could¡¯ve noticed that. ¡°¡ By the way, Wataru. How long are you going to be staying here? You usually head back after two or three days.¡± ¡°Ah, Haku-san gave me a bit of a longer holiday than usual since I was so busyst month. I¡¯ll be here for a bit longer, alright?¡± Now that he mentions it, his schedule was packed to the brink during the Dungeon Battle. It¡¯s a rare chance, so I guess I¡¯ll have him help me out. Setsuna and Nayuta would probably want to go together with Wataru if he invited them to go into the dungeon. ¡°In that case, could you bring those sisters into the dungeon? You see, quite a bit of stuffing from this dungeon is stuff from Japan, so you¡¯d be able to give them more details on it all, yeah?¡± ¡°That¡¯s true, but you could do it as well since you¡¯re also a hero¡¡± ¡°Oi oi, are you dreaming there Wataru? I haven¡¯t said anything like me being a hero. My parents are Japanese though.¡± ¡°I-believe-you.¡± He answered in monotone. This guy sees me 100% as a Hero, doesn¡¯t he? But I did imply that I had a super skill before, so that might be why. Let¡¯s give removing that misunderstanding a shot. ¡°Come to think of it, Heroes get skills that are way more amazing than normal ones right?¡± ¡°Eh? Yeah. Doesn¡¯t Kehma-san have a skill like that too? A cool one with restrictions so that you can only use it in order to protect yourrades.¡± [1] ¡°Ah, that was a lie. It was the first time I¡¯d met a Hero that isn¡¯t one of my parents so I wanted to try bluffing. It¡¯s a bitte for me to say it, but I don¡¯t have a skill like that.¡± ¡°Eh¡ i-is that so?¡± Wataru was clearly shaken. By the way, note that I said ¡®a Hero that isn¡¯t one of my parents¡¯. I didn¡¯t say that my parents were Heroes. I also don¡¯t have a skill that can only be used to protect myrades, so none of it was a lie. Look at how honest I am! ¡°It was just a simple trick. If you knew what the trick was, you¡¯d beughing alot more right now than back in that mock fight.¡± ¡°¡ Why are you telling me that now?¡± ¡°There¡¯s no reason to keep up the act anymore, it¡¯s not like you¡¯re going to skip out on your debt yeah?¡± ¡°Mumumu¡ you¡¯re right. I willpensate you for wagering yourrades, Kehma-san.¡± Wataru shrugged his shoulders and agreed. Seriously, this guy¡¯s too honest. ¡°By the way, could you tell me the trick?¡± ¡°What foolishness are you saying? That¡¯s my livelihood. Who¡¯d tell you that?¡± ¡°Yeah¡ By the way, my [Super Luck] went up to Lv 2, so I could probably even do something like rolling three sixes with three dice. And I¡¯ve been winning every time at that rat race, so Ichika-san banished me from the game room in tears.¡± ¡°Oh, don¡¯t go and spin the slots in the bar then, Hero. You wouldn¡¯t want to go and ruin this vige¡¯s market.¡± ¡°Yeah~. Well, my earnings from that was reduced by buying pudding though.¡± His [Super Luck] became Lv 2 huh. ¡ In other words, Haku-san had him capture a dungeon somewhere. Rather, Wataru¡¯s bbing on way too much about his skill. It¡¯s convenient for me though. Ah, let¡¯s bring the topic back to Wataru taking those sisters into the dungeon. It¡¯s just that although they¡¯ll go because of Wataru, Wataru¡¯s going to be a hindrance. I have something just for that. ¡°Ah, right. I¡¯d like you to bring Nerune along with the sisters.¡± ¡°Nerune-san?¡± I¡¯ll have him bring Nerune along in order to guide them all and keep Wataru from saying anything unnecessary. Two birds, one stone. Delicious. ¡°Yeah. In truth, a new facility was discovered recently. Nerune¡¯s been wanting to check it out.¡± ¡°A new facility?¡± ¡°It¡¯s some small room that can give you an item if you stay in it for twelve hours. It looks like it usually just gives money, but if you¡¯re lucky, you could even get a magic sword at no risk to yourself.¡± ¡°Heeh. [If you¡¯re lucky], you say?¡± ¡°Yeah. [If you¡¯re lucky]. Want to give it a shot?¡± As the holder of [Super Luck], Wataru¡¯s peerless as far as luck is concerned. We¡¯re actually the ones deciding whates out, but it¡¯s a good way of saying it to entice Wataru. ¡°I was thinking about taking Nerune there myself, but now you¡¯re here.¡± ¡°¡ In other words, you¡¯re wanting me, a hero, to do it? I¡¯m expensive, you know.¡± ¡°What, you want to be alone with the two girls somewhere without Nerune?¡± ¡°Please stop¡ I¡¯ll guarantee Nerune-san¡¯s safety with my name as a Hero.¡± It¡¯s easy to see he likes her. ¡°Huh? Was Nerune-san an adventurer?¡± ¡°What¡¯re you on about? There¡¯s a dungeon right here next to us. There¡¯s even a branch of the Adventurer Guild right in front of it. It¡¯s super convenient for people who want to be adventurers, even low ranked ones. She¡¯s E-Rank though.¡± ¡°Kehma-san, please tell me that it was so that she could dive into dungeons together with me.¡± ¡°¡ Well, you¡¯re not wrong.¡± ¡°Yahooo!¡± By the way, all three of the girls are E-Rank. I forcibly raised their sessfulmission count by making them work at the inn through the guild. I even fixed it so that their battle tests used our golems. Now then, if Nerune does it right, the only person to make it to the Dummy Core will be Setsuna. I¡¯ll need to remodel that facility a bit beforehand. There are people there so I can¡¯t do much though~ * With that, Wataru went to dive into the dungeon with the other three on the next day. This ce was practically Nerune¡¯s home and Setsuna and Nayuta were ustomed to being adventurers, so there weren¡¯t any problems at all. ¡°Really~, we can rx since we¡¯re with the hero~, right~?¡± ¡°Ahahaha! Leave it to me, Nerune-san! Ah, there¡¯s a trap right there, watch your step.¡± ¡°Eh~?¡± ¡°Woah¡ª! Ah, huu¡ it was just a stone arrow huh?¡± ¡ It¡¯s her home, but Nerune still walked into the trap. She¡¯s alright since Wataru protected her though. Nerune, you¡¯re acting, right? You didn¡¯t seriously get caught by it, right? And it looked like Wataru got hit in a spot on his upper arm that doesn¡¯t have any armor on it¡ why¡¯s he unhurt? It was a stone arrow meant for beginners though. ¡°The arrow didn¡¯t do anything to Hero-sama¡¡± ¡°Ha ha ha! Even if I look like this, I¡¯ve been training! I received a certificate from Haku-sama saying that I¡¯m at a level beyond human!¡± ¡°Amazing! Could I try stabbing you with a knife?¡± ¡°Please don¡¯t. It¡¯ll bring up memories of me being stabbed for training¡¡± Yep, he¡¯s not human anymore. ¡°Oh~? It¡¯s Goblin-san~. Ahaha~¡± ¡°A Goblin appeared, huh¡ªwait, why¡¯s it casually waving back at you!?¡± ¡°Right, Nerune-san. Goblins turn into fertilizer through alchemy. Its body is still plenty good as fertilizer without being processed though.¡± ¡°Is that so, Nayuta-san~? Hoeh~, you learn something new every day~¡ Ah, it ran away~¡± ¡°W-well, let¡¯s ignore the Goblin. Shall we move on?¡± With various things happening, they made it through thebyrinth safely and reached their destination. Footnotes: Kehma says he has a skill stronger than Wataru¡¯s super skill back in chapter 100. Chapter 213 Introductions Led by Hero Wataru, the group made its way to the corner of the former riddle area, a ce called the [Avarice Lodge]. ¡°Huh, there¡¯s a shop in a ce like this?¡± ¡°Oh? ¡ Preserved food and rental books? Heeh. It¡¯s pretty expensive, but it¡¯s nice to have.¡± Although there was a room with the main cubicles lined up, there was a ce in front of it inside the range of the safety zone for people to shop. ¡°I can¡¯t even think of this ce as a dungeon with this shop here.¡± Wataru spoke with a wry smile. The Dyne Firm, well, our vige¡¯s ministry of finance put a serious shop here when I was talking with them about something that reminded me of those cafes that let you rent manga while you¡¯re there. I was the one talking about it, but it surprised even me. I wondered how they¡¯d make a profit from consumers with something that shouldn¡¯t exist like that, but it appears they make a profit by only keeping the store open for a short window of time. It goes by following the idea that its main consumers will match their timing up with it. ¡°So you have to pay in advance or show your Adventurer Guild Card to rent a book, huh. You can¡¯t skip your bill that way.¡± ¡°They have hard bread and jerky¡ haven¡¯t seen this kind of bread recently, huh¡¡± Nayuta and Setsuna paid for books and food respectively. There were both textbooks and storybooks there to rent, but it looks like Nayuta went with renting a storybook. ¡°This has got to be the weird facility that was discovered recently~¡± Nerune already knew about the facility, but only from the management side of it. This was the first time she¡¯d gone the normal way. We were going with her really wanting be brought there to see it, so she was looking at the small rooms like they were super interesting to her. ¡°Well, let¡¯s give them a go. Twelve hours is a bit long, though.¡± ¡°Maybe it¡¯ll be easier to kill time if we split into pairs?¡± Nayuta responded to Wataru¡¯s statement with an extremely proper idea. After all, spending twelve hours alone is quite a long time. ¡°Please wait~. Our time is limited~, so wouldn¡¯t it be better to get more chances in one try~? There¡¯s enough rooms for it~¡± ¡°Y-yeah. It¡¯d be bad for me to make a pair among those here wouldn¡¯t it!¡± ¡°¡ Right. Let¡¯s go with one person per room then.¡± Thanks to Nerune¡¯s intervention, we seeded in safely breaking everyone up. Now we¡¯re done with the first step. ¡°I borrowed some futons from Kehma-san, please use them.¡± ¡°Oh? How thoughtful.¡± ¡°Okay~, let¡¯s meet again in twelve hours~¡± The four each entered a stall after Wataruid out a futon in each of them. With the hoursses turned upside down, the twelve-hour timer began. * Only a single hour had passed, but Setsuna was already getting bored. Giving up, she decided to try and get into her futon and sleep, but it didn¡¯t look like she was tired. Is it about time? I called Rokuko over. She joined me in the Master Room within three seconds of me calling her. ¡°The true identity of those sisters will finally be revealed!¡± ¡°Maybe.¡± Manipting the Golem, I prepared a letter from the backside of the room Setsuna was waiting in. The timer was still going, but I dropped the letter down into the ce that the itemse out from. I hadn¡¯t put the letter into an envelope and just folded it twice, but it still rang out as it hit the bottom. It looked like Setsuna, who didn¡¯t know what to do with her spare time, noticed it. [Nn? ¡ It hasn¡¯t been twelve hours yet has it?] Setsuna reached out for the letter timidly. The letter was written in a very official manner, reading: [If you wish to have a conversation, please press against the wall beneath the hourss.] Looking like she¡¯d figured it out with that, Setsuna didn¡¯t looked worried in the least and pressed against the wall. The wall shifted backward. Once it had moved around twenty centimeters back, it started sliding sideways. The wall with the hourss on it was a Golem, so it could move on its own. The gimmick was just so that I could operate it from here and see Setsuna¡¯s reaction. The other side of the wall had a passage, followed by a stairway after a little while. It was originally a passage meant for employee-use only, but I redecorated it a bit for appearances. [I guess it wants me to advance?] She advanced slowly. Then, Setsuna arrived in the small room that I¡¯d ran the Golem back to wait on standby in. It¡¯s the Messenger Golem with the ability to talk that I¡¯d made a while back. I put it there to stop her in the off chance she went to destroy the Dummy Core. [A¡ Golem?] Setsuna tilted her head upon seeing the golem sitting with its back against the wall. Activating the golem, I used it to talk to her. ¡°Yo. Nice to meet ya, how¡¯re you?¡± Hearing the thick voice that sounded like it had been run through a voice changer, Setsuna reacted with a start. [The Golem talked!?] ¡°Hahaha, what¡¯s so weird? You came to talk yeah? Wouldn¡¯t it be impossible if I couldn¡¯t talk?¡± [Ah, un¡ I guess?] Setsuna nodded in doubt. She was wary, but it looked like she did intend to have a talk with me. [What are you?] ¡°I¡¯d like to check with you first, what do you think I am?¡± [¡ ¡ A Golem?] ¡°It¡¯s as you see, but is that all?¡± [Umm¡ a dungeon monster?] ¡°That¡¯s also correct¡ is that all?¡± When I emphasized thatst part, Setsuna thought for a moment before speaking like she was having to squeeze her voice out. [¡ Are you¡ªa Dungeon Core?] ¡°Well, it¡¯s that kind of feeling.¡± It looks like Setsuna concluded that the Golem was a Dungeon Core. Cores and bosses being one-in-the-same is amonly known ¡®fact¡¯, so I still can¡¯t make a judgement on her identity¡ nn? Weren¡¯t they called dungeon bosses? I could narrow it down further if she¡¯d said Dungeon Master, but¡ yeah, this is taking too long. I¡¯ll try asking her myself. ¡°Please, call me Euma. So, what are you?¡± [I¡¯m Setsuna. Just an ordinary adventurer~!] ¡°Let¡¯s try asking again¡ªwhat are you?¡± [Asking again? A Wakoku spy!] ¡°That¡¯s not all, is it?¡± [That¡¯s right, I¡¯m actually¡! A certain Dungeon Core¡¯s child!!] Setsuna dered it with an unnecessary pause. Ah, so she was connected to a dungeon after all¡ªwait, did she just say¡ child? Oi hold up, Dungeon Cores can reproduce? I looked toward Rokuko. Realizing my thoughts, Rokuko blushed and started banging her hands against me. Judging by her reaction¡ she can? Or not? Which is it? ¡ I take it Haku-san knows? Yep, can¡¯t ask her. She¡¯d kill me. She¡¯d said that the Emperor had the founder¡¯s bloodline, but I don¡¯t know if that meant Haku-san¡¯s bloodline since she didn¡¯t say. Alright, let¡¯s ask clearly. Can Dungeon Cores have children? ¡°Ummm, was that a metaphor?¡± [It was literally.] ¡°While we¡¯re on the subject, what¡¯s the core¡¯s name?¡± [¡ Ummm, Core 410¡ªI think that¡¯s how you all say it? He¡¯s my papa!] A number I don¡¯t know. I¡¯d thought that she was definitely involved with Core 4, but I just heard it from Ontentoo. I guess the timing was just too good. Incidentally, she said that she had a different father than Nayuta, but I¡¯m convinced this is the reason she¡¯s worth 0 DP. ¡°Rokuko, do you know about Core 410?¡± ¡°Nn~¡ nope, sorry!¡± Yeah¡ there¡¯s not even much known about the famous cores. It was clumsy, but the self-introduction ended like that. I already learned the gist of what I was wondering though. Ah, I still haven¡¯t asked what her goal is. Well, she¡¯s talking with me like this, so although I don¡¯t think it¡¯s going to be a violent goal¡ªlet¡¯s try asking bluntly. Chapter 214 Question Time Now then, guess I¡¯ll try asking Setsuna what her goal is directly. ¡°Let me ask this first. What¡¯s your goal? I don¡¯t want you to do something violent here, could you pardon me if I¡¯m your enemy?¡± I said it at the start, but this is practically all of what I want to know left. [I don¡¯t want to be hostile either. There¡¯s something I¡¯m looking for, so I¡¯m gathering information, I guess? Well, as an adventurer, I¡¯m going to be hunting a few monsters, so¡ sorry?] Setsuna apologized and pped her hands together. Her breasts shook a bit. ¡ And now Rokuko¡¯s kicking me lightly. Why? It¡¯s natural for adventurers to hunt monsters, so there¡¯s no problems with her hunting monsters as an adventurer¡ ah, the Goblins? Is it because she¡¯d be hunting Goblins? Seriously, Rokuko¡¯s hopeless when ites to her Goblin fetish. She can endure somewhat, but I¡¯d like it if she could keep her Goblin preferences under check even with them being hunted. Still though, information, is it? She¡¯s still being a bit vague. The contents of that information might a hostility. ¡°¡ I don¡¯t mind, I assumed that¡ So, you want information? Sure, if I know it and you pay, I¡¯ll answer.¡± [Pay? ¡ No way, with my body!?] ¡°What¡¯re you saying to a Golem? Or were you meaning working as a boss at this dungeon?¡± [I mean, don¡¯t dungeons eat corpses? If you told me to chop off my arm or something, I don¡¯t think I¡¯d want to¡] ¡°Ah, don¡¯t worry about that. Money¡¯s fine, so are items. I¡¯m even good with information.¡± [That¡¯s pretty normal¡] ¡°You would prefer a non-normal exchange? Then I¡¯ll also ept a leg.¡± [No, normal is good~, I¡¯m great with normal~!] Setsuna hurriedly agreed to negotiation. And I got pinched by Rokuko. What? Even for me, taking a leg would be too extreme, I wouldn¡¯t want it. [Come to think of it, you didn¡¯t call mypanions? Or did you call them to a different room?] ¡°To answer that question¡ ah, whatever. I¡¯ll make this one a freebie since you told me so much in your introduction. The others are still in those stalls.¡± [¡ Not as hostages, right?] ¡°Who knows? I¡¯ll answer that question for a copper coin as payment. I don¡¯t mind if you suggest a payment yourself either.¡± Setsuna presented the copper coin. ¡°They¡¯re not really hostages. That room¡¯s a safety zone to start with so there¡¯s nothing I could do to them anyway.¡± [That¡¯s great.] ¡°Now that the tutorial¡¯s out of the way, let¡¯s move on with it.¡± Setsuna nodded. Well then, let¡¯s hear her questions. [The first thing I want to know is about the ck wolf. Could you tell me if you know anything about it?] ¡°The ck wolf? That¡¯s too vague, I don¡¯t know what to talk about. Could you be a bit more specific?¡± [Nnn, then¡ the ck wolf that was staying in this dungeon for a while¡ªdo you know about it?] ¡°I do. For that information, hmm¡¡± I¡¯m also wanting to collect information for the payment, but I can¡¯t really think of anything I want to ask. ¡°¡ If you tell me [where Core 410 is], I¡¯ll tell you some of what I know.¡± [Where papa is? ¡ Nnn, alright. You know the ship that leaves for Wakoku from Pavuera? There¡¯s an ind on the way there. I think it was called Bania Ind?] Bania Ind. Let¡¯s remember that. ¡°I¡¯ll tell you what I know then. That thing was named [Rin]. He spent the whole winter snug in this dungeon. That spot you guys were at used to be a riddle area, but it got destroyed by it. I left it alone because fixing it was troublesome¡ It left once spring came.¡± [I see¡ it does have the same name as what we¡¯re chasing.] ¡°If you want to hear a more detailed ount, could you tell me why you¡¯re chasing Rin?¡± [Hmm. It¡¯s grandma¡¯s pet. It ran away, so we¡¯re chasing after it¡?] Dungeon Cores don¡¯t have grandmas though¡ if there were something, it¡¯d be a grandpa, [Father]¡ Ah, she could be like an old neighborhooddy couldn¡¯t she? Let¡¯s confirm. ¡°That grandma you mentioned, who is she? Your actual grandmother?¡± [Un, my grandma. Mama¡¯s mama.] ¡°¡ So in other words, it¡¯s alright to send you the bill for the damages to the dungeon?¡± [Send that to straight to grandma please¡ you don¡¯t inherit debts, after all.] ¡°Then where is this grandma of yours? I¡¯d like to send her the bill.¡± [If I knew that, one of our journey¡¯s goals would be done with. Haah¡] Setsuna sighed. Now I want to know just who that grandma is. [So, the rest of the information about Rin?] ¡°Ah¡ it¡¯s not to the point of being its weakness, but salt was effective against it. It seemed to hate it. Its favorite food was the white tes that can be found in this dungeon. While on the subject, it didn¡¯t die even after having a hole punched through it. I believe that it¡¯s actually a slime. Since you said it¡¯s a pet, the owner might have more information.¡± [W-woah¡ that info was more intense than expected. It was raised by grandma after all¡] ¡°Well, it¡¯s good you got what you wanted. So, your grandma, you didn¡¯t say anything about her.¡± [¡ Nnn~, it¡¯s a secret. I¡¯d have to exchange it with some pretty huge information to tell you.] Ah, so it finally happened. She gets how this works now eh? ¡°That so? Well then, ask your next question.¡± [Hmm~. Guess it¡¯s time to ask. Do you know anything about rice?] ¡°Rice? Yeah, I¡¯ll tell you if you tell me about your grandma.¡± [Ah, pass. I don¡¯t care that much about the rice.] Oh? Unfortunate. Even though I was thinking about giving her a seed. Just one though. ¡°Anything else?¡± [Nnn, ah. That ck haired dog ear girl living outside the dungeon, you know her?] Meat huh. She called her Toy or something. ¡°I know of her. What about her?¡± [Is that child connected with the dungeon somehow?] ¡°You¡¯ll have to pay five copper coins for my response.¡± Setsuna quickly held out five copper coins, so I epted them. ¡°¡ Hmm. I can¡¯t answer that.¡± [Eh¡ªbut I just paid the five copper!?] ¡°That was the price for the knowledge that I couldn¡¯t answer. That¡¯s why it was so cheap, no need to shout. I mean, what kind of connection are you talking about to start with? You could even say that adventurers hunting monsters is a kind of connection.¡± [¡ How should I say this¡ was she given a special power or something?] ¡°Ah, that¡¯s included in the stuff that I can¡¯t answer. If there¡¯s some circumstances, maybe try asking another way?¡± [Muu. It feels like you¡¯re the one getting information.] ¡°It¡¯s not like I could tell you something without knowing that you want it. Right, if it¡¯s about that dog eared girl, she likes that man that¡¯s always near her a lot. Is that information what you wanted? It¡¯s inconsequential right?¡± [¡ Ooh.] Why¡¯d she bite at that? Does she like romance stories? Even Rokuko sunk her teeth into it. ¡°Wh¡ª¡ at? Meat¡ likes Kehma?¡± ¡°Oi, Rokuko. That¡¯s a surprise?¡± ¡°¡ Kehma likes me the most though, right?¡± ¡°Ah, yeah. You¡¯re number one. You even have that ring yeah?¡± ¡°It¡¯s all good then!¡± I don¡¯t really get it, but I guess it¡¯s alright. Chapter 215 Question Time 2 Setting Rokuko aside, let¡¯s keep asking Setsuna questions. ¡°What type of core is Core 410? Beastkin-type?¡± [I don¡¯t really know. He might¡¯ve been a rabbit?] Setsuna¡¯s animal ears that looked like neither a rabbit¡¯s nor a dog¡¯s moved. ¡ Which reminds me, her younger sister, Nayuta, had a different father. Their family is beyondplicated, or maybe that¡¯s just how it is for beastkin? If that¡¯s the default, then it¡¯s not like I can¡¯t understand the feelings of those guys preaching their human supremacy doctrine either. ¡°I see, so your mother is a dog-type? Does that ck dog eared person have any rtion to that?¡± [Mmm, I¡¯ll tell you the answer¡ if you tell me about rice.] ¡°Sure. You can obtain it in a certain part of this dungeon. The location¡¯s a secret.¡± I decided to just answer her with inconsequential information. That¡¯s not a lie either since Setsuna can obtain it by buying it at the inn. [So this dungeon is where the ricees from¡ no way, Hero-sama came to this dungeon to get rice¡?] ¡°So, the dog eared person?¡± [Why do you even care? Isn¡¯t she just a normal adventurer as far as the dungeon¡¯s concerned?] ¡°She¡¯s a regr here. She¡¯s weaker than a Hero, but she¡¯s strong for her size. I¡¯m a little concerned about it.¡± [Hmm¡] Did that convince her? Setsuna stroked one of her ears. [I have a younger sister, Nayuta.] ¡°That blonde dog eared person that came in with you? I heard you guys say something like that when you dove into the dungeon.¡± [¡ Un. Well, I have other dog-eared family members than Nayuta too. Grandma took them away though.] That grandma again? Aggressive, isn¡¯t she? ¡°And that ck dog eared person is¡?¡± [There¡¯s a possibility, I guess?] Then ¡®Toy¡¯ was a family name? Also looks like a different father. ¡°Do you have any way to to tell?¡± [A genuine Toy would know about a certain thing¡ but I don¡¯t know since she her memory was erased.] ¡°Wouldn¡¯t you be able to tell if she was your younger sister to start with?¡± [I think I¡¯d be able to tell by smelling her scent, but I¡¯m not sure if I could if grandma messed with her. If I sniffed her all over andpared her to Nayuta for an hour¡] I see, that¡¯d be troublesome. Something like that wouldn¡¯t even be possible without some kind of other confirmation though. But I¡¯d know why Meat¡¯s so strong if she was a Toy. It might not be a bad idea to try out lending her as a hug pillow for a night for confirmation. ¡°Your grandma, seriously, who is she? What kind of information do you want for that?¡± [¡ Mmm, information on where grandma is¡?] ¡°I don¡¯t even know who your grandma is, how would I have information on where she is? At least tell me her name.¡± [¡ Her name is Leona. As for her age¡ I don¡¯t know it. She looks about the same age as me though.] An immortal-type? Seriously, what the heck is this grandma¡ She¡¯s not human right? [She¡¯s a dangerous person with ck hair and red eyes. She doesn¡¯t have animal ears though.] ¡°ck hair and red eyes, huh¡? What race is she?¡± [¡ I don¡¯t really know, but it¡¯s one with no honor. A Subus or something?] [1] For a few moments there I was thinking she might¡¯ve been a Hero, but a Hero wouldn¡¯t have red eyes right? ¡°Rokuko, do Subi normally have ck hair and red eyes?¡± ¡°The only Subus I¡¯ve seen is Chloe, but she¡¯s blonde.¡± That so? Then maybe there¡¯s a chance that she has Hero blood in her too? But really, Subus, beastkin, and Dungeon Core¡ isn¡¯t she too mixed? There¡¯s so much blended together there that I can¡¯t even figure out what¡¯s what anymore. Even her gender¡¯s been mixed up. ¡°Setsuna¡¯s way too mixed.¡± ¡°But Kehma, aren¡¯t you both Hero and Dungeon Master?¡± ¡ Even if I¡¯m the one saying it, I¡¯m pretty alright. Does mixing light and darkness cause the ultimate to appear? ¡°Rather, what¡¯s with the multi-species marriage?¡± ¡°Oh? Aren¡¯t Kehma and I partners?¡± ¡°Ah, un.¡± Eh, huh? ¡ Huh? While I was busy being puzzled, Setsuna poked the Golem. [Helloooo? You awake?] ¡°Y-yeah. I was just thinking about something there. I do know a Subus, but they¡¯re blonde.¡± [Who?] ¡°Would you give me some information on your grandma for that information?¡± [¡ Nnn~, just a bit.] We came to an agreement, so I told her about Haku-san¡¯s butler, Chloe. ¡°She¡¯s [White Labyrinth]¡¯s Subus¡ I don¡¯t know if you could meet her or not though.¡± [Hmm, my turn then. Grandma can change her appearance. In a pretty special way too.] ¡ The heck. So I can¡¯t even rely on that information about her having ck hair and red eyes now can I? She could even be using however many aliases she wants, so that might have just been her name and appearance back then? ¡°¡. Isn¡¯t finding her impossible then?¡± [But even grandma would only seldomly change her appearance¡ at the very least, she was using that ck hair and red-eyed appearance eight years ago. Also, a Subus should be able to tell that something¡¯s [Different] about her.] I see, so I found out that I should be careful about Subi. I have plenty of extra DP, so maybe I should prepare a Subus? ¡°Well, I¡¯ll keep an eye out for her.¡± We just chatted about trifling things after that, then I had Setsuna head back to the small room. Twelve hours passed peacefully after that and Setsuna and the others all got suitable items. Nerune got something too, a potion. Ah, I had Wataru get a two liter bottle of Japanese sake. It took quite a lot of the DP I got from him, but he was really pleased with it. Looks like he¡¯s going to being again some time. Footnotes: Note that ¡®honor¡¯ here also means chastity. Chapter 216 Uwaaah, Weak Little Girl [1] Alright then. Now that I know about Setsuna and Nayuta¡¯s identity, the dungeon¡¯s probably safe. This is the upside to sharing info with each other. Everything should be alright now. And after winding up spending the following two weeks sleeping day and night, not thinking about anything in particr¡ª ¡°Vige Chief Kehma, let¡¯s get a brothel.¡± ¡°¡ What¡¯re you talking about?¡± Vige Sub Chief Wozuma suddenly started talking about something ridiculous. A brothel. In other words, a shop that used professional Onee-sans to do lewd things. A bad ce as far as a child¡¯s upbringing was concerned. Very bad. ¡°Let¡¯s get a brothel.¡± ¡°No, I heard you. By brothel¡ you mean *that*? I mean, the establishment meant for adults?¡± ¡°Yes, a brothel.¡± ¡°Do you want to die, Wozuma? You do know who¡¯s supporting the vige¡¯s¡ª¡ the inn¡¯s owner, right?¡± Rather, Wozuma is Haku-san¡¯s pawn. Even if there were some people between him and Haku-san, even the part-timers could figure out the person backing Rokuko. There¡¯s no way that someone as excellent as Wozuma doesn¡¯t know about Haku-san. If Wozuma being the Vige Sub-Chief was her doting on Rokuko, he should know that just bringing something like that anywhere near Rokuko would be enough to upset her. ¡°There aren¡¯t many women here¡ and the number of frustrated men is rising. It¡¯s necessary in order to control that¡ at worst, all of the employees might be assaulted.¡± ¡°Ah¡ I¡¯d just like to say for them to go to Sia, do we really need one?¡± ¡°This is a mine, after all. Not having a brothel at a mine is rare.¡± So if there¡¯s a mine, there¡¯s a brothel¡ that kind of thing? Rather, it¡¯s like wanting to dig into another kind of hole since you¡¯ve already dug one kind? So fussy. Well, this mine¡¯s actually a dungeon so it¡¯s not like they¡¯re actually digging holes. [2] ¡°In truth, research has shown that areas with brothels have lower levels of crime and improved public safety.¡± He said that while putting a document down on the desk. Did you actually go and put that together? He feels crazy passionate about it, his eyes even look bloodshot. ¡°But I refuse. Have them go to Sia, there¡¯s even a road.¡± [3] ¡°Is that so¡ Honestly, I thought that you might consider it because of their stepping massages, Vige Chief.¡± [4] ¡°Nng! Gefu, geh, gofun¡! N-no, no can do. I said no, so no.¡± [5] ¡°That¡¯s unfortunate.¡± Wozuma sighed. Perhaps he just wanted to go to it himself? He should go to Sia then. It¡¯d only take a few hours by wagon. ¡°But Wozuma, I didn¡¯t expect you to propose like that. Did something happen?¡± ¡°No no, it¡¯s just that peoples¡¯ desire has been umting recently. Nothing in particr has happened.¡± Really now¡ but there is a demand for it? ¡°¡ If you¡¯d like, how about you head off to a brothel in Sia with some of the people that want to? Like a holiday from the bar. Kinue-san could handle the bar while you¡¯re away if it¡¯s just for two or three days.¡± ¡°No, the bar is my life. Thank you for your concern though, Vige Chief Kehma.¡± It¡¯s not like there isn¡¯t stuff on my mind too, but for me it¡¯s more wanting to sleep than my libido. I know that it¡¯s not like that for everyone, but I decided to reject building a brothel anyway. * That night. I used Meat as a hug pillow as usual, but I had a strange dream. The dream was me in our inn¡¯s suite, I was sleeping on the bed. ¡ Yep, I can do anything I want in a dream so there¡¯s no problem with that at all. However, why is there some girl with pink hair who I have no recollection of sleeping with right next to me? Moreover, she doesn¡¯t have clothes on. I¡¯m not a lolicon though?¡± ¡°Hey, Vige Chief-sama.¡± ¡°¡ Who¡¯re you?¡± ¡°Huhu, I wonde¡ª¡± I kicked the little girl out of the bed. ¡°W-what are you doing!? Doing that to such a cute girl!¡± ¡°You must be cold, too bad. Well then¡ night.¡± ¡°Wait, please wait! W-why? I-is that it? Was I not shy enough? Sorry, please let me start over!¡± I rolled over, turning my back to the pink-haired girl who asked for a redo and closed me eyes. Haaaah¡ ¡°P-please don¡¯t go to sleep! How about we do something good together, what do you think?¡± ¡°What, you¡¯re not going to start over¡? Go home then.¡± ¡°Sorry, I¡¯ll start over right now!¡± I cked out for a moment. When I came to, the pink-haired girl was sleeping next to me. Looks like she¡¯s wearing a white micro bikini this time. Yep, haven¡¯t I said I¡¯m not a lolicon? Ah, I didn¡¯t, did I? ¡°Y-you like it like this, don¡¯t you?¡± The little girl was blushing. Not bothering to respond, I kicked her out of the bed. ¡°Why? Why!? Aren¡¯t I perfect!?¡± ¡°Haaaah¡¡± ¡°It won¡¯t work even if you pretend to sleep! Look, look! One of the little girls you love so much is spreading her legs right now, don¡¯t you want to see? It¡¯s fine to do whatever you want~. Hey hey~¡± I ignored her and tried getting back to sleep¡ but she really is noisy, isn¡¯t she? ¡°¡ Alright, you said I can do whatever I want?¡± ¡°Yes! You¡¯re dreaming right now, so you can do whatever naaaaughty thing you want. Socially revolting, disgusting, or even bizarre things, anything¡¯s OK! I await your desire!¡± ¡°Then¡ let¡¯s see, I¡¯ll need a rope and a gag¡ªah.¡± A rope and gag popped into existence, I took the chance and prepared a blindfold as well. ¡°Eh? Umm, where did thosee from just now?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a dream right? They didn¡¯t have toe from anywhere. It¡¯s a dream, after all.¡± ¡°Wow, you¡¯re used to this¡ who are you?¡± ¡°Well, keep still for a sec.¡± I attached a blindfold to the little girl as she waited there patiently. I then tied her up with the rope so that she couldn¡¯t move. ¡°Ahn~? S-so tight¡!¡± ¡°Yeah yeah.¡± I put the gag in the girl¡¯s mouth that started spouting a heated voice. Now she¡¯s quiet. Good. Iid back down in the bed. ¡°¡ªYou didn¡¯t do anything!?¡± ¡°Tch, you escaped¡? Maybe I¡¯ll use packing tape next?¡± ¡°Uwaaaan, there¡¯s something wrong with this guy¡¯s head!¡± Huh? Did a half naked little girl just say there¡¯s something wrong with my head? ¡°No, wouldn¡¯t it be strange for a human to make a move on a young girl?¡± ¡°But you should be venting your desires, this is a dream!¡± ¡°No thanks, I¡¯m good.¡± ¡°¡ Eh, n-no way, you¡¯re already venting it enough in reality? A-are you a pervert?¡± Well, my desire to sleep is being vented enough since I¡¯m sleeping in reality, but that¡¯s no reason to call me a pervert. ¡°Ah, I¡¯m getting cold, can I get in next to you?¡± ¡°Oh well. It¡¯s obvious that¡¯d happen with what you¡¯re wearing.¡± I let the micro bikini girl into the futon. ¡°¡ Vige Chief-sama¡¯s so warm~¡± ¡°That so? Well, night. Get some good sleep okay? You¡¯re still growing.¡± ¡°Kay~¡± The little girl said a pretty dodgy line when she got into the futon after I let her in, but she started to doze off. Then, after making sure that her eyes were shut and was asleep¡ªI went to sleep as well. Footnotes: The title is a y on a Japanese meme. In short, the original is ¡®Woah, super strong little girl!¡¯¡ªlike a magical girl or something. This title is the opposite, a really weak little girl. If you want to see a page that exins it, check it out here. (It¡¯s in Japanese though) Return You get one guess as to what that ¡®other kind of hole¡¯ is¡ Return The raw says Tsuia rather than Sia. Seeing as how Tsuia is a mountain(range), I think it was a typo on the author¡¯s part, so I altered it. Return A stepping massage is the same kind of massage that Meat gave him a while back. Return Err¡ he¡¯s coughing here. Chapter 217 Sleeping With the Little Girl That was probably an attack by the Subus. ¡°Seriously, what a timely attack. Rather, that brothel thing¡¯s got to be the Subus¡¯ plot. What¡¯s she up to?¡± When I woke up, I stroked Meat, who wasying next to me as my hug pillow. Her dog tail was sticking out of the futon. It was wagging. ¡ Yep, I¡¯m healed. By the way, there¡¯s that little girl with pink hair sleeping on the other side of Meat. She¡¯s not nude nor was she wearing that micro bikini, but she¡¯s pretty close to it. She¡¯s outside of the futon. ¡°¡ A trespasser? Meat didn¡¯t notice her, so she¡¯s pretty skilled eh?¡± I did make sure to lock the door, so was it some sort of ability¡? For now, I used the map to check out the girl who was drooling happily as she slept. She gives 20 DP per day. Equivalent to an ordinary person¡ that¡¯s actually a prettyrge amount given that she¡¯s a little girl. She might be a Subus though. Come to think of it, there was that ve cor you could buy with DP huh. It was 5,000 DP. ¡ Do you just have to put it on for it to work? Or did you need contract magic¡? * The young pink-haired girl started to wake up inside the futon I¡¯d put her in. ¡°¡ Fuaaaaah, funyah¡ That was a good rest~¡± ¡°Oh, morning. Want some breakfast?¡± ¡°Yeah, itadakimasu~¡± I held out a sandwich I¡¯d prepared for her, so she took it with both hands and started to munch on it. She has some good eating manners. ¡°¡ Huh? I don¡¯t know this room?¡± ¡°You finally noticed? Was the sandwich good?¡± ¡°Mumu, who are you!? A kidnapper!? ¡¡ªuwaaah! The Vige Chiiiief!?¡± ¡°Ha ha ha, good morning, mademoiselle. Did you know? Trespassing is a crime. Ah, you better not try and run away if you don¡¯t want to die~¡± ¡°Pii!? Die!?¡± I gestured towards my own neck, pping against it. Seeing as how she went to touch her own neck, it looks like she realized there was something on it. She finally realized she had a cor on. ¡°W-what did you do?¡± ¡°I just gave you a collor. Right, Meat?¡± ¡°Yes, Goshujin-sama.¡± Meat suddenly appeared next to me, touching her own cor in pride. There was a ve cor on Meat¡¯s neck. Seeing it, the young girl¡¯s face paled. ¡°P¡ª¡ pervert¡ª!? What are you going to do to me!?¡± ¡°Ha ha ha, by the way, I built this room so that it¡¯s sound proof. Understand why?¡± ¡°Why¡? N-no way¡ª¡± Yeah, it¡¯s so that I can sleep quietly at night. Ah, by the way, the cor on the young girl¡¯s neck is just a normal dog cor (10 DP). I couldn¡¯t actually use a ve cor without being able to use the contract magic, so there wasn¡¯t much meaning to getting one and decided to go with a bluff. ¡°So, why did you sneak into my room? Petty Thief-san.¡± ¡°Thief? Huhun, I don¡¯t steal! I was just looking into the rumors about Vige Chief-sama! So I¡¯m innocent, please release me!¡± ¡°Then give me back the sandwich.¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯ll clean dishes, I¡¯ll scrub the floors, anything, just please leave me my chastity!¡± To be worried about her chastity¡ is this girl not a Subus? Meat leaned over against me like she was snuggling. I gently stroked her head. Seeing that, the pink-haired girl became increasingly panicked for some reason. ¡°Just my chastity! That alone! I decided to have my first time with the person I love! Ah, were you wanting me to vomit? So your goal was my vomit! So you¡¯re someone that gets excited by a little girl¡¯s vomit! You just pant at the thought of a little girl¡¯s fragrant stomach juices all over chewed up food, don¡¯t you!? Or maybe you wanted to see me cry!? Both!? Was it BOTH!?¡± The pink-haired little girl started to stick her hand into her mouth after she said that. Yeah, uhh, stop? But really, this girl¡¯s pretty knowledgeable about some weird preferences. Maybe she¡¯s a Subus after all? ¡°You don¡¯t need to vomit. Can I hear your name?¡± ¡°Eh¡ªm-my name¡¯s Michelle. Even if you eat me, I don¡¯t taste good!¡± ¡°Hmph. So what kind of rumors have you heard about me?¡± ¡°¡ T-that you¡¯re a little girl lover that goes after children¡!¡± I see. So they believed in the rumors and sent a little girl¡? What a poor informationwork. [1] ¡°Your goal?¡± ¡°¡ Umm, well¡ to seize Vige Chief-sama¡¯s weakness¡¡± ¡°Why?¡± ¡°¡ O-Onee-sama, umm¡ I don¡¯t know. She just said to find some weakness. Please let me go. I¡¯ll cry if you don¡¯t let me go!¡± So that Onee-sama person is the mastermind? I got closer to the pink-haired girl¡ªMichelle. With a start, she started trembling. I quietly undid her cor. ¡°Ueh?¡± ¡°I¡¯ll let you go.¡± Bewildered, Michelle looked between my face and the cor. She touched her neck, making sure there wasn¡¯t a cor on her neck stuff. ¡°¡ Hu, it looks like you¡¯ve already fallen for my charms! As expected of me!¡± ¡°Oh, sure. I might end up pouncing on you if you don¡¯t run away right now even.¡± ¡°Pii!? T-thanks for the sandwich and sorry for the intrusiooon!¡± Opening the window, Michelle escaped in a panic. Ah, she tripped. ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°Hmm? What¡¯s up, Meat?¡± ¡°Was she¡ your preference?¡± ¡°No. She seemed a bit simple, so I let her back out to sea.¡± I put a mark on her with the map, so I¡¯ll know where she is if she¡¯s inside the dungeon¡¯s territory¡ nn? She left the vige, huh? Well, I¡¯ll find out the moment shees back. ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama, if feels like you¡¯re kind towards young girls. Me included.¡± ¡°I can¡¯t deny that¡ children are treasures, and besides, that girl¡¯s sleeping face was great.¡± ¡°Sleeping¡ face?¡± Pinching and rubbing her face, Meat kept mumbling to herself. ¡°Sleeping face¡¡± ¡°Your sleeping face is cute too. It heals me.¡± When I said that and patted her head, her tail wagged. And then I heard a knock at the door. ¡°Kehma. I just saw a young girl I¡¯ve never seen beforeing from your window?¡± Now then, time for the troublesome exnations. I¡¯ll end up a lolicon pervert at this rate. ¡ Was that her goal? No way. Footnotes: It doesn¡¯t mention who ¡®they¡¯ are, but I assume Keima is referring to Wakoku. Chapter 218 Subus I exined what happened to Rokuko. ¡°I see, so in other words, Kehma tied up a little girl with a rope and put a cor on her.¡± ¡°Yep, my reputation is bad.¡± She should¡¯ve understood what happened, but¡ why did she kick me in her little girl form? That hurts. At least be in your bigger form. ¡°Rather, in that case, wouldn¡¯t it be alright if we summoned a Subus of our own? Didn¡¯t you say that you were going to summon one after getting that info from Setsuna? What happened to that?¡± ¡°¡ Oh, I forgot that I was going to do it afterwards. Yeah, we could summon a Subus with our current DP. Let¡¯s do it right now.¡± And so I checked the catalog¡ Hmm? 30,000 DP? That¡¯s way cheaper than it used to be. Is it that? Because there¡¯s a lot of people rted to Subi nearby? ¡°Well, alright. Let¡¯s try summoning one. It might even be a good employee for our inn¡¡± ¡°I have expectations for it too. Maybe we could put it in a butler outfit like Chloe?¡± With that, I decided to move to the Master Room and summon a Subus. Consuming 30,000 DP, I saw the magic formation expand for the first time in quite a while. Once it got to around one meter in diameter, a single woman appeared¡ªor not? ¡°¡ Huh?¡± ¡°Did it fail?¡± When I took a closer look, a ring had fallen to the ground. ¡°What¡¯s this ring? It wasn¡¯t here a moment ago right?¡± ¡°Ah, wait, Kehma. That¡¯s a Subus.¡± ¡°¡ Eh? You say what now?¡± A Subus? This is a ring. It has a transparent magic stone on it like some jewel though. What¡¯s going on? When I picked up the ring¡ª [Master. Nice to meet you.] ¡°Hm? ¡ Oh, it has a voice. This is the Subus¡¯ voice?¡± ¡°Looks like it. Hey, let me see it.¡± I let Rokuko see it and looked at the catalog. It said [Subus (30,000 DP) *No Body]. When I took a closer look, I saw it written in red letters. I¡¯dpletely overlooked it. ¡°¡ It¡¯s unfortunate, but I guess she can¡¯t be an employee? What should we do? I was looking forward to Subus legs though¡¡± ¡°Kehma? Seiza in my roomter, okay?¡± Eh? Why? But really, what¡¯s with the no body thing? What should I do now? ¡°Umm¡ what can you do? Without a body, that is.¡± [I have no body, so I can possess people through their dreams.] ¡°Hou, you can possess people? So, do you have to keep the possession up forever?¡± [No, it can be released at any time. The ring is more or less my true body, so it will end if it is separated from them.] ¡°Heeh¡ Then could you possess me as well?¡± [Yes! ¡ Ah, sorry. Master¡¯s magical power and dream power is beyond strong, so I would not be able to without Master¡¯splete cooperation.] What¡¯s dream power? And Rokuko¡¯s over there mumbling, ¡°A Kehma¡ Subus!? I never thought of that!¡± Wouldn¡¯t I be an Incubus since I¡¯m a man? ¡°Rather, does it matter if it¡¯s a man or not?¡± [Yes. But men will be otokonoko.] [1] ¡°¡ Sorry, could you run that by me again?¡± [A man will be an otokonoko when I possess them. For example, as Master¡¯s magical power and dream power is so strong, I would temporarily be a peerless beauty upon possessing you. To the level of being a Super Subus that would be assaulted by walking anywhere, even causing any provided bodyguard to turn on us. The strongest.] ¡ Could that truly be considered the strongest? Let¡¯s decline trying out the possession on me for now. ¡°So, Rokuko, you take it.¡± ¡°¡ Un? I already have a ring though? The one you gave me as a present.¡± ¡°No, I want you to be possessed.¡± [Rokuko-sama¡ oooh! Such a wonderful magical power, dream power, and your libido¡ guheheh¡ªah.] Yep, that ring¡¯s magic stone is shining ominously. As expected of a Subus¡¯ Ring, it¡¯s nothing but shady. ¡ It¡¯ll probably be better to pass on having Rokuko put that on. It¡¯d be troublesome if that did something to a Dungeon Core¡¯s body. ¡°Alright, cancel that. Let¡¯s try giving it to someone else.¡± ¡°Mu. Oh well then.¡± [Eeh!? But if I possess her she¡¯ll definitely get a super suggestive hi outfit!? Master, don¡¯t you want to see Rokuko-sama wearing a super suggestive hi outfit?] ¡°No thanks, I¡¯m good.¡± [So you¡¯re already in such a close rtionship that you¡¯ve seen every nook and cranny of each other? I understand, I was rude.] I kind of wanted to throw the ring away, but I kept myself in check. Who would be best to try giving the ring to? Rokuko and I decided to try calling all of our subordinates over. The first ones we called were the three monster girls. ¡°How about these ones?¡± [Let¡¯s see, the silver-haired vampire appears to be the most suitable. However, it seems to me as though she is under a curse¡ the other two are about the same. The feeling is subtle. Do either of you two have sexual desire?] Looks like her trait of having zero attack power is no good for being possessed by a Subus either. And it looks like the presence orck thereof is a parameter for thepatibility¡ There¡¯s Kinue-san, a Silky that exists to clean, and Nerune, an Apprentice Witch that indulges in her research. Yep, they¡¯re definitelycking in sexual desire. ¡°Master. Vampires and Subi are simr in that they are both residents of the night, humanoid, and prey on humans, but! Vampires and Subi are absolutely different existences, that¡¯s why!!¡± ¡°I understand. I just wanted to see your aptitudes.¡± [Could I try to posses one for now?] ¡°¡ Yeah, but who?¡± ¡°Me~, pick me~. Could you posses me~?¡± The one who offered was Nerune. Hoh? That¡¯s unexpected. When I handed Nerune the ring, she immediately put it onto her right hand¡¯s middle finger. [Possession!] A wind engulfed Nerune followed by her clothes changing into a slutty researcher¡¯s robe over a tiny swimsuit. While on the subject, it also feels like her chest got bigger. And above all, her legs are attracting my eyes. ¡°Heeh~. My clothes changed~. Is this some magic that changes equipment the moment it¡¯s invoked~?¡± Nerune looked over herself while touching her body. Her touching her smooth body with those smooth motions was pointlessly erotic. ¡°My boobs got bigger too~. It used body remodeling-type magic too~¡? Fufufu, I¡¯ll have more to learn than I thought~¡± ¡°Hmph, then, Subus, can you manipte Nerune now?¡± [Aah, sorry. Could I release the possession? I feel sick. Release!] You feel sick? Oi. The Subus ended the possession before I could even say yes or no. Nerune¡¯s appearance and her clothes returned to their usual style. An country girl-style that doesn¡¯t show much skin, a normal cute girl. [¡ Phew! I did my best, how was I!?] ¡°What, there¡¯s a time limit?¡± [Nerune-senpai thinks at a dangerously high speed in her head. And, umm, there¡¯s that. She probably doesn¡¯t have any sexual desire at all, she just desires her research¡] So Nerune was the type that looks calm but is actually thinking about a ton of stuff in her head huh¡? Kinue-san looks like her head is only filled with cooking recipes and methods to clean, so it¡¯s dubious as to whether or not she has any sexual desire either. Because of that, I decided to give up trying to have her possess the three girls. Footnotes: I wasn¡¯t sure about if I should localize ¡®otokonoko¡¯ or not, but I decided to leave it as-is for now. Think professional cross dressing. It also apparently has a wiki page in English, so yeah. Chapter 219 Subus 2 Next was Ichika and Meat. So, when I called the two over¡ª [Fuooooh!? W-what is this amazingness!? Master, it¡¯s crazy!] The Subus started shouting in joy¡ Let¡¯s see, towards Ichika? [That dog ear ve girl, she¡¯s a bundle of promise! Uehehehehe, Ojou-chan. C-could you put your finger into my hole? Go for it, just pop it right in there!] I knew it¡ Well, thinking back to what Setsuna said, Meat might also be talented at being a Subus. And you¡¯re a ring, don¡¯t say ¡®my hole¡¯. It¡¯s not wrong though. ¡°What, a Subus? Aah, no helpin¡¯ it then. I put food before romance.¡± [Your body has various good things though. Well, you¡¯re a human, so you¡¯ll have at least some sexual desire. Those three from before were monsters, so it wasn¡¯t strange for them to not have any.] ¡°Isn¡¯t Nerune a human-based monster?¡± [Her thirst for knowledge has reached the point of being monstrous¡ she¡¯s a monster. I understood that with my body, not my head.] You don¡¯t have a body though? Well then, I wonder how it will go with Meat¡ª ¡°Excuse me.¡± [T-there, yes, keep going¡ aaahn! Possession!] Bang! Meat shined. What¡¯re you in a rush for? Rather, this is way different from when you did it with Nerune, oi. Then, when the light dimmed down¡ wearing ck strings, Meat was stretched out on the ground in a form that had grown into my preferred age range. She was barefoot, the soles of her feet facing me. Her toes twitched like they were calling out to me. ¡ Gulp. My heard beat like it was grabbed on to. W-what superb feet¡ kuuh! [The descent¡ of Subus Wanko!] ¡°¡ Desu.¡± [1] Meat raised the corners of her mouth with a clumsy feeling. It was a slightly embarrassed smile that would cause someone to want to protect her through rain and storm. Ah, I want to hug and lick her. ¡°Ooooh¡ wait, Meat, your appearance¡ isn¡¯t it like Kehma¡¯s?¡± ¡°Eh? Nope, Rokuko-sama. No matter how ya look at her, she doesn¡¯t look like Goshujin-sama at all. She¡¯s a sexy girl that¡¯s even causin¡¯ my heart to thump though.¡± Hmm? Are we all seeing something different? Still not looking away from Meat¡¯s feet¡ª ¡°Oi, what¡¯s going on?¡± [Sorry, I think it¡¯s the passive skill, [Charm]. Ichika-san might be seeing the most proper version?] ¡°So Rokuko and I can¡¯t see her properly?¡± [I think so. Seeing your reaction, you got super charmed.] What did she say¡? I got charmed¡? What an idiot. I¡¯m just thinking that I want to rubby-rub-rub my cheeks between her feet, that¡¯s all. Right now, even. ¡°¡ªWait, holy crap I got charmed! Ichika, hit me! It¡¯s an order!¡± ¡°Aye aye! Toooh!¡± Bam! Ichika¡¯s fistnded on my cheek. I fell back and rolled over on the grand. I, who¡¯d fallen down on the Master Room¡¯s white floor, felt my head cool down. I¡¯m going to just stay here and take a breather. ¡°Phew, I¡¯m back to myself¡¡± ¡°What are doing, Kehma? You¡¯re really weird.¡± ¡°No, you¡¯re even worse off.¡± When I sat up, I saw Meat wearing a ck bikini. She didn¡¯t grow up. It just looks like her face is sexy, like she¡¯s delirious over something. Nn, did her eyes turn red? ¡ Also, Rokuko¡¯s hugging Meat and nomming on her dog ears. Zealously. ¡°I see¡ so that¡¯s what being charmed looks like?¡± ¡°Kehma, haaah, your ears taste so good. Nom nom.¡± ¡°Funyaah! R-Rokuko-sama¡ that¡¯s ticklish¡ kuun?¡± ¡°Oi, get back to your senses, Rokuko. That¡¯s not me, it¡¯s Meat.¡± ¡°Haah, Haah¡ it¡¯s fine even if it¡¯s Meat¡ aah, Kehma¡¯s great scent, kun kun.¡± [2] ¡ I guess it¡¯s fine to keep going? ¡ªOh crap, hold up. I almost got charmed again. I concentrated on the pain in my cheek and managed to get a hold of myself. ¡°Subus, release the possession!¡± [H-hyai, Rokuko-shama¡¯s¡ technique, sho good¡ release!] With a pop, Meat returned to her usual maid-outfit self. Rokuko popped out of it a few secondster. ¡°Huh!? Meat? Why am I using Meat as a hug pillow?¡± ¡°You got charmed.¡± ¡°¡ Subi are scary. By the way, Kehma, what¡¯s up with your cheek?¡± ¡°It¡¯s nothing. [Healing].¡± Recovery magic is amazing, the pain¡¯s gone just like that. ¡°Goshujin-sama, are ya okay? I hit ya with all I had.¡± ¡°Yeah, you saved me. Rather, Ichika, you were fine through all that?¡± ¡°Well, I was thinkin¡¯ about how Goshujin-sama got to use Meat-senpai as a hug pillow every day and got filled with power so I guess I got charmed too?¡± Isn¡¯t our Wanko Subus too strong? [3] Just then, the Subus¡¯ voice came from the ring. [Woow, it didn¡¯tst long but I got to subate~. That charm was more than I deserve! Master, Meat-senpai is good! I want to get along with her! To the point of unifying!] [4] ¡°Rejected. It¡¯s too strong and can¡¯t be controlled. It was like being caught by a Siren.¡± It might be nice as a trump card, but not for daily use. We just created an ultimate weapon for our dungeon. ¡°¡ That¡¯s a little¡ unfortunate. I thought that I would be able to help¡¡± I suddenly felt startled by Meat when she removed the ring. It¡¯s probably because of some lingering effect. ¡°Hey, Kehma, couldn¡¯t we just let Meat have the ring? Isn¡¯t it alright so long as she doesn¡¯t get possessed?¡± ¡°¡ Hmm.¡± ¡°Then what do we do with the ring? Did you want it? Sure, Kehma can be a Subus.¡± ¡°No way.¡± Oh. I was thinking that she was possessing people, but now that I think about it careful, it doesn¡¯t actually have to be a person, does it? ¡°Subus. Can you possess Golems?¡± [Golems? I can, but¡ yeah, so long as it has a body, I can. It won¡¯t be a perfect body since it won¡¯t have any sexual desire, but it won¡¯t have anything like a consciousness to get in the way either. I could do it with Master giving me magical power? If you do, there shouldn¡¯t a problem. Besides, none of that even matters if it¡¯s inside a dream.] Looks like she figured it out. She¡¯s pretty smart, this¡¯ll go quick. ¡°Good, I¡¯ll have to prepare a Cute Golem then.¡± [Heeh, a Cute Golem? Aren¡¯t all Golems the same¡?] ¡°Oh, right. You still haven¡¯t seen my [Create Golem] since you¡¯re a neer huh. Just watch this Dungeon Master¡¯s¡ªno¡ this Golem Master¡¯s skill!¡± Like this, my [Create Golem] was about to re up. Take a good look at my [Cute Golem]¡ª! Footnotes: Yeah so I had no idea what to put here other than ¡®desu¡¯. I usually avoid keeping stuff like this, but there¡¯s really nothing else for this line¡ Ah, and note that ¡®Wanko¡¯ is a cute term for ¡®Puppy¡¯. Return ¡®Kun Kun¡¯ = sniffing sound. Return He said Wanko Subus, yet the Subus said Subus Wanko¡ Mm. Return This line is weird in all sorts of ways, so my apologies for that. ¡°Subate¡± is obviously a made up word here (the raw made a simr one up). The second sentence appears to be a pun that I can¡¯t quite work out. The third doesn¡¯t fully work in English, so I needed to retool it. The forth and fifth make a pun of their own. @ Chapter 220 Subus 3 ¡ Ah! Crap, I wound up staying up all night. It¡¯s already morning! ¡ I can¡¯t stop myself when I get into making a robot. I just gave priority to something that isn¡¯t sleeping¡ I need to be more careful. Well, thanks to that, the Golem that¡¯ll be the Subus¡¯ container is done, but¡ª ¡°What do you think? This is feminine yeah?¡± [Ah, sorry. I fell asleep. So you finished?] You need to sleep even though you don¡¯t have a body? By the way, its theme is a robomaid. I made it have a curvy, feminine body by making an Iron Golem¡¯s joints mannequin-like. I¡¯m pretty confident in my results here. Other than its face. ¡ The face is, well, it¡¯s a simple round face with cyber-like red sunsses. The artificial ruby eyes I made for it feel like they¡¯re tsurime, but I¡¯m not too confident in them so I put a simrly artificial ruby-made horizontal line-type visor on it to cover them up. [1] I feel like the result has a good robomaid feeling to it. [Hmm, couldn¡¯t the face be a little more beautiful? It looks rather in, doesn¡¯t it?] ¡°Please don¡¯tment about anything concerning the face. That¡¯s my limit¡¡± [Eh? Hmm, oh well then. This is good enough, I¡¯ll let you off the hook.] Hoh, how self-important you are. ¡°By the way, where did Rokuko and the others head off to?¡± [Rokuko-sama and them went outside. She said they were going to head back home and sleep¡ but why would a Dungeon Core say ¡®head back home¡¯?] ¡°Ah, there¡¯s an inn I built outside. We usually sleep there.¡± ¡ Still though, her reaction towards my [Create Golem] was pretty weak. [Well, I was surprised when you started yesterday. You went into serious mode when you were giving orders for you to make the arms and legs, don¡¯t you remember?] ¡°Aah, yeah, maybe? It feels like I did something like that¡ yep, even if I¡¯m the one to say it, the legs really dide out great. They look soft even though they¡¯re made from iron.¡± [You had me possess Meat-senpai to use her legs as reference after all. Master was saying stuff like it wasn¡¯t good enough while putting so much energy into it, it was such a turnoff~!] I don¡¯t remember that at all. I did that? [Eh? You don¡¯t remember? ¡ You were licking her legs. And were tickling them. Meat-senpai begged for you to stop, but Master wasn¡¯t taking no for an answer¡ and then you two became one.] ¡°Eh, holdup. Sorry, did that really happen?¡± [Nope, that was a lie. Specifically, it was a lie starting from the possession part. Rokuko-sama stopped you.] That was a lie? Bastard. Ah, she¡¯s not a bastard, she¡¯s a Subus. [2] I put her ring onto the Golem to posses for now. Now I¡¯ll just make it fit properly with [Create Golem] aaaand¡ done. ¡°There you go.¡± [Alright, I¡¯ll possess it.] Its ruby eyes shed¡ªat least, it felt like they did. The Golem got up and moved even without me ordering it¡ Yep, those are some fine legs. My ability to shape them is amazing if I do say so myself. [Oooh! This is¡ so much more human-like than I thought it¡¯d be! How should I say it¡ the operating feel, yeah, the operating feel is very human-like!] ¡°Good, I¡¯d mixed a bit of orichalcum into its joints, so it shouldn¡¯t be slow in day-to-day tasks like Golems usually are. Rather, it should even be fine in a hand-to-hand fight.¡± [Seriously? For you to make a Golem with orichalcum in it, that¡¯s amazing, Master.] The Golem punched the air. Yep, the performance is so much different when I use orichalcum. It shouldn¡¯t even be called a normal Golem at this point. ¡°Rather than a Golem, it¡¯s more like a Doll. There¡¯s no mechanisms in it to call it a machine doll after all.¡± [3] [This is wonderful, Master! I¡¯ll follow you forever!] ¡°How about we go show it off to Rokuko and the others! This is my number one masterpiece!¡± * ¡°Ah, Kehma. Morning. You¡¯re back to yourself now?¡± ¡°¡ Yeah. That was, uhh, I went on a high since I didn¡¯t get any sleep¡¡± After going to sleep and getting back up, I was performing a seiza in front of Rokuko. The Subus inside the Doll was together with me. ¡°But still, you made a cute Golem huh. I thought you¡¯d just focus on its legs though.¡± ¡°No no, it¡¯d be gross to see a normal Golem with amazing legs. That¡¯s why I had to make sure its whole body was done right.¡± ¡°¡ So you did it all for the sake of its legs?¡± ¡°Yeah, so?¡± It¡¯s like how you¡¯d be weirded out by seeing a pair of nice legs on some old man. That¡¯s why making it so that the whole body was coordinated was a super, super natural conclusion. ¡°¡ Well, I might¡¯ve went too far with the arms¡ but then there¡¯d be imbnced Golem arms on a dainty body, then there¡¯s also the moe element¡¡± ¡°Kehma, have you slept enough yet? Are you okay?¡± And now she¡¯s worrying about me for some reason. Shaddup. ¡°Well, we couldn¡¯t put a Golem like this in the inn right? What should we do with it, decorate your room?¡± ¡°¡ Ah, right¡ I was thinking it¡¯d be good if we had her possess the massage chair. I mean, it¡¯s also a Golem.¡± ¡°I see, so it¡¯d have a charm effect for getting repeat customers¡ Ah, but wouldn¡¯t it be alright if you just went with saying you got it in the dungeon like the massage chair? Like say it was in a treasure chest.¡± ¡ Would that work? It wouldn¡¯t be strange if I passed it off as getting it from the dungeon, and I am supposed to be the person whose gone the furthest into the dungeon. It wouldn¡¯t be a problem at all even if I said it¡¯s an item that only I could get. By the way, concerning the massage chair, I went with putting hand-sized versions that just need magical power to run inside the warehouse¡¯s treasure chests just like how I did with the de golems. They¡¯re popr items. ¡°It¡¯d be fine if you made people able to get Golems from the treasure chests too. Just make them move when they¡¯re supplied with magical power and follow what their owner says. That shouldn¡¯t be a problem for you at all, right Kehma?¡± ¡°I see, those do sound convenient.¡± Rokuko¡¯s idea was pretty great. And it might be useful for my Golems to spread about in case anything happens. ¡°Alright, let¡¯s make some obedient golems be an ultra rare item in the treasure chests from now on. I¡¯ll even make a Doll like this one as a super jackpot. Well, one that doesn¡¯t have a Subus possessing it.¡± ¡°Right, that sounds good. There shouldn¡¯t be any problems if you just tell the guild you got something new from the dungeon. Even if there¡¯s a problem, I¡¯ll silence them.¡± They know that Rokuko is able to borrow Haku-san¡¯s influence. And so that¡¯s why we¡¯ll have new Golem employees. ¡°By the way, now that it¡¯s like this, are you going to make the Subus one of those¡ªa named monster?¡± [Eh, seriously? I¡¯m deeply moved that you¡¯d give me a name!] ¡°Right. Then, you¡¯re a Subus, so¡ [Neru]? From ¡®sleep¡¯.¡± [4] [Woohoo! It¡¯szy¡ª! But I¡¯m named now, yay!] It looks that made her happy. Rather, I¡¯ll be relying on you to guard against Subi y¡¯know? Footnotes: Check out this page if you want to learn about tsurime eyes. Return This is making a pun off of the fact that bastard/son of a bitch/asshole is a word in JP used almost exclusively on men. She¡¯s a Subus, therefore female. Yeah. Return A bit is lost in trantion here, as ¡°machine doll¡± -> Automota, something that¡¯s generally considered above Golems¡ªwith Golems considered above Dolls because, well, they are monsters and Dolls aren¡¯t¡ Yeah. Return I was thinking about making an English pun for her name as well, but people are already wanting to stone me for other simr things¡ so yeah. Sleep(EN) = Neru(JP). Therefore, she¡¯s named Neru. Chapter 221 The Little Girl Returns The pink-haired girl that invaded the vige, Michiru. Her job was to ensnare the Vige Chief. ording to their information, the Vige Chief was simply a figurehead with the true master being the bar master, who was also the Vige Sub Chief. That said¡ as the Vige Chief held the final say, he could easily discard the Vige Sub Chief¡¯s proposals. They knew that the Vige Chief was a person who had a thing for little girls (lolicon) from previous investigations. That¡¯s why she, an immature Subus, was assigned to the job. As little girl lovers (lolicons) could often easily detect adult subi using mimicry to look like a young girl, he was a strong enemy with a low sess rate. However, as Michiru was truly a young girl, she wasn¡¯t using mimicry. Moreover, they didn¡¯t mind much even if she failed and were repelled, so she was a sacrificial pawn¡ well, it wasn¡¯t to that extent, but they hadn¡¯t expected much from her. That¡¯s why the only thing she was told about her mission was to ensnare the Vige Chief, not receiving much other information at all. She truly was repelled, so it could be said that the decision of not giving her much information was the correct choice. ¡°¡ But I haven¡¯t given up! I¡¯ll make that Vige Chief fall into the palm of my hand!¡± Clenching her fists, Michiru¡¯s spirit was on fire. However, when she snuck into the vige again that night, the Vige Chief was absent. Was he being vignt on the day after it? Michiru¡¯s shoulders drooped. And her stomach growled. ¡ It looked as though her body remembered that she hadn¡¯t eaten anything after that sandwich. ¡°Uu¡ even though I¡¯d be alright as long as I had life energy¡ even an animal would be fine¡¡± But this was an adventurer mining vige. There weren¡¯t any households that kept pets. There wasn¡¯t anyone among the adventurers that kept lesser monsters like tamers either. Meanwhile, sneaking in a night visit (having a meal) with an adventurer was hard for Michiru. It was at the time she sat down in front of the inn at a loss for what to do. ¡°Oh? Youngdy, why are you in a ce like this?¡± ¡°Fueh?¡± When she raised her head, she saw a beautiful woman with pale green hair. She was wearing a frilly outfit¡ it was probably the outfit for people who worked at the inn. ¡°Are you one of the guest¡¯s children? ¡ Youngdy, where is your papa or mama?¡± ¡°U-umm, umm¡!¡± Michiru grew panicked and confused. This was the enemy¡¯s territory, she couldn¡¯t say something careless. However, her body was honest. A cute rumble came from her stomach. ¡°Oh? You¡¯re hungry, aren¡¯t you? Would you like me to treat you to some leftover bread?¡± ¡°A-are you a goddess?¡± ¡°Oh goodness, no. I¡¯m just a normal maid.¡± ¡°Ah¡ªbut Onee-sama told me not to follow strangers¡¡± ¡°Oh, I¡¯ll introduce myself then. I an Kinue. I work at this inn. You?¡± ¡°M-Michiru¡¡± ¡°Michiru-chan, is it? That¡¯s a lovely name. Now, I¡¯m not a stranger anymore, am I?¡± With a smile, the woman¡ªKinue, held out her hand. Michiru timidly took Kinue¡¯s hand. Her hand was gentle as it helped pull Michiru onto her feet. Michiru wondered if this was the kind of feeling a mother would give. ¡°Umm¡ I¡¯m not a guest at the inn though¡ is that alright?¡± ¡°Oh? Then I¡¯ll just have to give you a treat as a friend then, Michiru-chan.¡± ¡°¡! U-un! Friends! We¡¯re friends, yeah!¡± And so Michiru was taken into the inn¡¯s dining room by the green-colored maid. * ¡°The target has been taken in. What now, Rokuko-sama?¡± ¡°What now, hmm¡¡± Although the girl Kehma had tagged on the map appeared, just when he thought about making a move and seeing what happened since it somehow felt like she was a puppy on the streets, they somehow wound up sheltering her. She was currently sleeping rather soundly after filling up on bread. Her sleeping face was innocent, she could only be seen as a normal child. But what should they do now? She tried talking to Kehma about it, but as he was concentrating on making the golem that¡¯d be the Subus¡¯ container, he only responded absent-mindedly. Rokuko knew from experience that she¡¯d just have to leave him alone when he got like that. ¡°Shall I get rid of her?¡± ¡°Un, I¡¯m not one to say but that¡¯s cold. Kinue, you¡¯re pretty merciless aren¡¯t you¡ Even though you said you were friends.¡± ¡°I am a maid. Work has priority over personal affairs.¡± ¡°What do you personally want to do?¡± ¡°Fufufu, could I take her as my subordinate and teach her how to clean? She is my first friend, after all.¡± ¡°Ooh. I see.¡± Rokuko nodded her head. ¡°Wait, huh?¡± And then tilted it. ¡°Don¡¯t those adventurers usually ask you to [Please be my friend]? What about them?¡± ¡°Oh, Rokuko-sama. They only really mean that as [Please be my lover]. My lover (cleaning) is settled on, so I refuse them.¡± ¡°Ah, really?¡± ¡°I might think about it if they at least presented me with some residence I could clean though.¡± ¡°¡ You know I won¡¯t give Kehma up to you right?¡± ¡°Yes, I understand, Rokuko-sama.¡± Kinue smiled. Kehma possessed multiple buildings she could clean: the inn, the vige chief¡¯s mansion, and the dungeon. Moreover, he provided her with an environment of not only being able to clean but also being able to cook as much as she liked. This was much too much of a blessing for her. That¡¯s why, whenbined with the effect of her naming, Kinue¡¯s intimacy meter to Kehma was close to the peak. She adored him to the point that she would even get rid of her first friend if that friend became an obstacle to Kehma. ¡°Also, also you friends with Rei and Nerune?¡± ¡°We get along well, but we are more colleagues than friends. We serve the dungeon together.¡± ¡°I see.¡± Rokuko felt that Kinue was unexpectedly businesslike. ¡°Well, we¡¯ll wait on dealing with her till Kehma¡¯s done with his Golem. He got really fired up so I wonder if he¡¯ll be staying up all night and doing something weird again?¡± ¡°Again?¡± ¡°Yeah, this happened a while ago. He went nuts over building something and forgot to sleep.¡± Kinue was unable to imagine Kehma, someone who gave sleep priority over anything else, concentrating on something so much that he forgot to sleep¡ Then again, he was prioritizing making a Golem over sleeping right now. ¡°Kehma is amazing when he concentrates! He could even make a dungeon that wins against Haku Ane-sama.¡± ¡°In that case, we could expect that Golem to be perfect.¡± ¡°But he¡¯ll be no good if he doesn¡¯t get sleep when he¡¯s done. What we¡¯ll do with the girl will be after that. Keep a watch on her in the room. I¡¯ll adjust your work shifts.¡± ¡°Yes, thank you, Rokuko-sama.¡± Kinue bowed to Rokuko respectfully¡ª (¡ Now then, I wonder just how much information I can get out of my long-awaited friend.) ¡ªand smiled. Chapter 222 The Little Girl¡¯s Midnight Visit ¡°And that¡¯s how it is!¡± ¡°Yep, but why?¡± Simply put, the little girl I put a marker on came back rather thoughtlessly, so Kinue took her in. It also looks like they be friends and she managed to get a lot of information from her¡ While I was being surprised at Kinue-san¡¯s unexpected excellence, I sorted out and reviewed the information we have concerning that pink girl. ¨C ¡°It¡¯s a secret, but I¡¯m a Subus.¡± ¨C ¡°I know I look like this but I¡¯m probably older than you, Kinue!¡± (Her mental age seems to be about what she looks like.) ¨C ¡°Fuah!? This cake is super tasty!¡± ¨C ¡°Umm, Onee-sama is a super amazing Subus though?¡± ¨C ¡°Kinue is my friend. I¡¯ll protect you so that Onee-sama doesn¡¯t attack you.¡± ¨C ¡°Ah, but you can make cake so you¡¯re definitely useful, Kinue!¡± She was able to get her to say those things. ¡ Isn¡¯t that girl a bit too easy? ¡°Kinue said that there was also the possibility of it actually being a trap.¡± ¡°So the info is what¡¯s behind what she said?¡± So they decided to leave the call to me, huh. Is it that I¡¯m trusted or that I¡¯m good at performing? Enough about that little girl being a Subus. I¡¯m more anxious about her older sister. ¡°Oi Neru, time for some work.¡± [Kaaay, Subus hunting!] ¡°No, my guard. In my dreams.¡± She¡¯s getting a bit ahead of herself there. Just a bit. * Under Kinue¡¯s cooperation, Michiru came to the inn room the Vige Chief slept in. It looked like he moved his bed to a part of the inn with lots of people as a precaution against Subi. ¡°Uu, thanks Kinue. You even went this far to help me.¡± ¡°Oh my, aren¡¯t we friends? You don¡¯t have to worry about it, Michiru.¡± ¡°Friends¡ Kinue. Please tell me if you¡¯re ever in trouble okay? I¡¯ll help with anything!¡± ¡°Fufufu, in that case, would you help me working at the inn next time then?¡± ¡°Un!¡± Seeing Michiru¡¯s smile cover her whole face, Kinue smiled back. ¡°Oh, the room is locked. What will you do?¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright! I¡¯m a Subus so I can sneak into the room with Dream Dive! But I¡¯ll end up turning back into my physical body if I wind up actually sleeping though¡¡± ¡°Will you go to sleep in the hallway then? It isn¡¯t dirty since I¡¯ve cleaned it though. Right, shall I bring you a nket?¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright, my physical body disappears when I use Dream Dive. Cya in a bit!¡± With that, Michiru used her skill, Dream Dive. Her body disappeared like it had melted into the air. Her view changed. Her vision ignored doors, walls, even floors and ceilings. The only things she saw were people who were asleep. This vision was something that only those who could dive into others¡¯ dreams, such as Subi and Incubi, could see. Sleeping people looked like masses of white light, everything else was pitch ck. Moreover, as Michiru was a Subus, the masses of white light that represented men had red outlines. The red outlines were a sign that they were targets she could get into. (Although it wasn¡¯t as though she couldn¡¯t get into ones without a red outline, it was somewhat difficult to do so.) She could see the people who were sleeping in the inn¡¯s other rooms as well, but she ignored everything other than the Vige Chief. As though nothing were obstructing her, Michiru ignored the door as she slowly approached the white light that belonged to the Vige Chief. Caressing its red outline, she poofed into the Vige Chief¡¯s dream. In it was the same gorgeous room as the other day. And something that was also the same as the other day¡ªthe Vige Chief was sleeping in the bed. ¡°¡ I¡¯ll definitely seed in charming him this time!¡± Michiru squirmed into his bed. The bed was sofortable that it felt like a good ce to go to sleep¡ but if she fell asleep, she¡¯d wind up being driven out of the dream. (It appears that she wouldn¡¯t be driven out if the dream¡¯s owner was paying attention to her.) Resisting the urge to sleep in the sleep-inducing bed, Michiru¡¯s head popped out from underneath the nket right next to the Vige Chief¡¯s head. Once it appeared as though the two were sleeping together, she reached out and shook the Vige Chief awake. ¡°Vige Chief-sama, Vige Chief-sama.¡± ¡°Mmm¡ ah, you¡¯re that girl from the other day?¡± ¡°U-umm¡ d-don¡¯t you want to feel good with me?¡± Her clothing seemed more shameful than arousing the other day, so she was in her normal clothes this time. Even so, it was a Subus¡¯ default, so it still showed a lot of skin. ¡°Yep, no way I¡¯m holdin¡¯ back! A little girl, ha ha!¡± ¡°Kyaaah!? V-Vige Chief-san!?¡± Michiru got overwhelmed by the Vige Chief¡¯s sudden excitement. While thinking about how she hadn¡¯t expected for her normal garment to be attractive, she felt a tinge of fear from the Vige Chief¡¯s bloodshot eyes. ¡°U-umm, please be gentle¡ uhh, it¡¯s alright since this is a dream, but, umm, just¡ªjust in case, okay?¡± ¡°Fufufu, just leave it to me. I might look like this, but I¡¯m a gentleman.¡± ¡°Kyaah, sto¡ªt-there¡. nn! Kyaah, hyaah!?¡± The Vige Chief abruptly started ticking Michiru¡¯s feet. ¡°Haha! A little girl¡¯s feet, ha ha!¡± ¡°Kyahahahaha! Th-that¡¯s tickliiish! Ahaa, hyaaau, aha, ahahahahaaa!¡± And like that, Michiru¡¯s feet kept being tickled until the Vige Chief was satisfied. She felt like her stomach muscles must¡¯ve gotten a workout¡ it was a dream though. * ¡°I can¡¯t sleep when it¡¯s so noisy¡ well, I¡¯m already dreaming though.¡± Listening to theughtering from the little girl, I¡ªstill inside my futon under the bedined. I¡¯d asked Neru to be my substitute. Subi are able to change their appearances freely inside dreams, so I asked Neru to act like she was a charmed version of me and see how the girl reacted. A so-called sting operation. By the way, I wanted my guard (Neru) to be near, so I got the ring back and put it on. There¡¯s no problem so long as she doesn¡¯t use Possession. ¡ Besides, sleeping with the Doll would be a bit¡ It¡¯s a hard, heavy lump of iron that¡¯s way too cold to sleep with and above all, its existence alone would make the sting operation fishy. Although I¡¯ll have to pretend that I got charmed after I wake up, but Subi basically only use their seductive techniques to get what they want inside dreams. Given the premise that I¡¯ve been charmed after I wake up, I probably won¡¯t be found out if I just act the part. Probably? Well, it doesn¡¯t really matter even if I fail, so I guess it¡¯s alright. ¡ Rather, is that what Neru thinks I¡¯d do? Isn¡¯t that just a bit overkill? I think that I¡¯d be a bit more amicable¡ and when I thought that, a telepathicmunication came from Neru. [It wouldn¡¯t feel like I was charmed if I didn¡¯t do this much.] ¡°Seriously¡¡± [Please don¡¯t say anything. We¡¯ll be found out if she hears right?] Yep, it¡¯s a dream so I can obviously use telepathy. Well, I¡¯ll leave it to you, then. [I¡¯ll keep doing my best in this act then! I¡¯ll leave what¡¯s after to you okay?] Just as Neru said that, the situation on top of the bed progresses. Or perhaps I should say that it looks like Neru strengthened her attack. ¡°¡ Can I¡ lick your feet? I can, right?¡± ¡°Hiii¡ hyuuu, p-please sto¡ª¡. ah, no, it¡¯s not like you can¡¯t, umm, j-just, my breath¡ and various other things will leak if you¡¡± ¡°Liiicky licklick lick liiiiiick, lililiiiiick!¡± ¡°Nyahiii¡ª! Kyuhyuuu, kahyuu¡ a¡ªhyuuuu¡!¡± I could hear the sound of her gasping and writhing on top of the bed. ¡ Just what is she doing up there? Sounds a bit nasty¡ Well, I¡¯ll just put my earplugs in and get back to sleep. I¡¯m already dreaming though. * And then morning came. ¡°¡ Hmm, that was some good sleep¡ woah.¡± Waking up, I saw the pink-haired girl¡ Michiruying next to me. However, whether or not she was conscious was a bit dubious. Her eyes were vacant, she was breathing weakly, and most of all, she twitched every so often. There was even the traces of tears on her eyes. Saliva dripped from her half-open, weakened mouth, too. Are you alright? Oi. Let¡¯s see¡ her eyes are open, so she isn¡¯t asleep, right? ¡°H-hello?¡± ¡°Yeeeesh!? Ha¡ªah, haah, haah¡ I-I¡¯m alive¡ haah, I can breathe, it¡¯s a miracle¡¡± Ah, good. Looks like she¡¯s alright. Michiru was taking deep breaths. Then, at the moment she took a victory pose, she locked eyes with me. ¡°¡ Hyiii!? V-Vige Chief-samaaa!?¡± ¡°H-hey there.¡± She frantically backed up towards the wall. What¡¯s this girl doing¡ ah, right, I have to act like I got charmed. ¡°Lst night was crazy yeah, Babe? I¡¯ll answer whatever, got anything to ask?¡± ¡°¡¡± Crap. Was that a bit too forced? Chapter 223 The Little Girl¡¯s Older Sister There was an awkward silence. Guess I gotta go the distance and keep on pushing¡ ¡°Phew. Michiru, you¡¯re so charming. Enough so that you even charmed me.¡± ¡°Fueh!?¡± ¡ Yep, she didn¡¯t think I¡¯d say it. I¡¯m acting like I got charmed, but well, I don¡¯t feel like I could act like Neru who was doing whatever she wantedst night at all. As soon as I started to think I failed, Michiru looked at me as though to see if I really was. ¡°Eh, really?¡± ¡°Michiru-chan¡¯s so cute.¡± ¡°Ehehe¡¡± When I praised her to make doubly sure, Michiru went full-on shy mode. Is it alright for her to be like that? ¡°Y-you¡¯ll do whatever I ask?¡± ¡°Yeah yeah, just ask. Michiru-chan¡¯s so cute, how could I not~¡± When I said that, Michiru smiled. ¡°T-then, Vige Chief-san! Please turn around and wave.¡± While thinking about what the heck was up with her request, I turned around in a circle and waved at Michiru. ¡°I did it! Then next, please do a handstand!¡± ¡°Ah, sorry. I can¡¯t do a handstand.¡± ¡°Do something about that!¡± ¡°¡ I think the charm might break from the shock of me failing though~¡± ¡°¡ If you can¡¯t do it, oh well.¡± Is it alright for her to be like that? I¡¯m the one to say it, but the hurdle for looking like I¡¯m charmed is pretty low. Neru obviously overdid it. I nced at the ring (Neru). It felt like the ring¡¯s magic stone was shining faintly as though to gloss over it. Well, let¡¯s just say you passed. ¡°So, what should I do for Michiru-chan? Tickle you?¡± ¡°Pii!? No tickling! Y-you can only a-attack me inside a dream! Ah, umm. I want Vige Chief to go somewhere with me¡ umm, outside of the vige.¡± ¡°Alright, let¡¯s head out.¡± ¡°Ah, but let¡¯s get breakfast before that since I¡¯m hungry!¡± ¡°Okay, are you good with a sandwich?¡± ¡°Yeah!¡± Her smiling face was dazzling. How should I say this¡ you didn¡¯t actually charm me, so uhh, sorry? ¡ Wait, won¡¯t I actually get charmed if I start thinking like that? Gotta be careful. * After eating the sandwiches I brought out, we quietly left the inn and headed outside the vige. Although I¡¯d be leaving the dungeon¡¯s domain¡ I have the clothes golem and was using [Super Transformation] to transform into myself and give me an extra life, so I have a decent safety margin. I should be able to manage one way or another. The only w in this state is that [ckout Resistance] is weak, but since I have Neru here they shouldn¡¯t be able to do anything even if they make me faint and try to do something in my dreams. At worst, there¡¯s the possibility I get possessed and turn into a Subus¡ no, let¡¯s not think about that. We headed out to a clearing in the forest. After unhesitatingly walking all the way here, Michiru looked around restlessly. It wasn¡¯t like she got lost, but it felt like she was worrying over whether or not the person she was going to meet was here. Michiru put her fingers into her mouth and blew hard. ¡°Phuuuuu¡ª! Huh? But there¡¯s a sound when Onee-sama does that¡¡± ¡°¡ Were you wanting to whistle?¡± ¡°U-umm, please don¡¯t worry about that.¡± ¡°Aah, I can see the adorable Michiru-chan¡¯s cuteness, so I¡¯m not worrying at all. Couldn¡¯t you just call for her by shouting?¡± ¡°Oh, right¡ ONEE-SAMAAAA! IT¡¯S MICHIRU, I DID IT¡ª!¡± Michiru cried out in a pretty loud voice. It hurt my ears a bit. A little while after that, an well-styled adult woman with the same pink hair as Michiru came out from behind the thicket¡ Hoh, those are some wonderful legs. Even her feet¡ gulp. ¡°Onee-sama! I did it!¡± ¡°Shh! You¡¯re too loud. But, Michiru, well done.¡± Wearing very Subus-like, lewd clothing that didn¡¯t really cover much, the woman stroked Michiru¡¯s head. Michiru cuddled against the woman¡¯s stomach with her cheek like a puppy. So this is her [Onee-sama]? The one Michiru said was a Subus? Yep, she definitely looks like one. ¡°This person is the Vige Chief? ¡ I¡¯d heard the rumors, but he really is young.¡± She licked her lips, gulping back some saliva. ¡°Pleased to meet you. [Onee-sama]-san? Could I ask your name?¡± ¡°Before that. Michiru, is the Vige Chief really under your charm?¡± ¡°Yes!¡± ¡°Okay¡ then, could you order him to dogeza and to say that he wants to lick my feet?¡± ¡°Of course! Vige Chief, go on.¡± ¡°Yes, please let me lick your feet, Onee-sama! Without your shoes on, if I can!¡± I dogeza¡¯d with the feeling of wanting to devour her. I¡¯m acting, so I have to do this. Ah, it¡¯s so hard for me to do this~, why is she making me dogeza~, why~ ¡°¡ I see, he proactively responded to an order to do something with a woman even though he likes young girls. He is definitely charmed.¡± ¡°Right!? Huhuhun.¡± Looks like Onee-sama was totally deceived by my acting. So, your feet? ¡ Ah, no, it¡¯s nothing. ¡°So then, could you order Vige Chief-san to sign this contract?¡± ¡°Yes! Vige Chief-san, please sign this contract.¡± I got up out of the dogeza and received the pen and contract from Michiru. ¡ Hohoh, this paper is official. Let¡¯s see¡? ¡°Please hurry up and sign it, right under Onee-sama¡¯s okay?¡± ¡°One moment, I¡¯m the type to properly read everything inside a contract before signing it. Wouldn¡¯t if be bad if the charm broke from me doing something different from what I usually do? It¡¯s Michiru¡¯s charm yeah?¡± ¡°Ah, right.¡± ¡°For you to be so stuck to your habits even while charmed, you really must be an unexpectedly proper Vige Chief.¡± ¡°Even as a figurehead Vige Chief, I don¡¯t want to identally fall into debt~¡± Michiru and that Onee-sama looked convinced, so I read the contract. ¡ As for its contents, hmm. Huh? Isn¡¯t this the same contract as what Wozuma brought me a while back? It¡¯s just asking for the permission to construct a standard brothel. The only difference is that the person in charge of it is written to be [Suira]. ¡°Who is this Suira person that would be in charge?¡± ¡°Me.¡± So that¡¯s you huh. Looks like Michiru¡¯s sister is named Suira. ¡°Hmm, what is Suira-san¡¯s goal? I¡¯d like to know so that I could sign it with good faith.¡± ¡°¡ Michiru. Order him to hurry up and sign it.¡± ¡°Yes! Vige Chief-san, please sign it.¡± ¡°Well well. Let¡¯s see, Michiru-chan and Suira-san alone wouldn¡¯t be enough to work at one of this size huh¡ Would the other employees be Subi as well? Why would you want this vige in particr? Wouldn¡¯t it be more profitable at Sia?¡± ¡°W-wait a second. Are you really charmed? How are you able to be so detailed¡¡± ¡°Hmm? Isn¡¯t that stuff natural to ask? Natural, I say. Ordinary. Commonce even. To the point that it¡¯s like breathing. Even if you finally make it, it would just copse if you don¡¯t have enough employees to manage it. If you have more employees, that means more vigers, which means we¡¯d have to secure more food, and there¡¯d be a racial difference. You wouldn¡¯t have to worry about that stuff if you went to Sia, so I wanted to make sure. See? It¡¯s natural.¡± Michiru looked at me somewhat doubtfully as I smoothly spouted off random stuff. And so I now have to show off that I¡¯m still charmed, like I¡¯d just remembered I was. ¡°Aah, Michiru¡¯s suspicious expression is soooo cute~¡± ¡°He¡¯s still charmed¡¡± ¡°Is he? Is it because I¡¯m a half¡?¡± ¡°Hey now! Michiru, you are a splendid Subus! I guarantee it!¡± ¡°Onee-sama¡!¡± The two embraced each other. This is good. I¡¯d like to ask if they¡¯re sure about that, though. ¡°¡ Well, alright. There are eight other Subus employees and one human. Subi¡¯s main nutritiones from life energy, so it¡¯s alright if we just eat enough normal food to camouge that¡ As for why we aren¡¯t going to Sia, it¡¯s because we don¡¯t have money to open a business there.¡± Believing that I¡¯m charmed, Suira answer quite well. I see, so there¡¯s eight other Subi and a human. ¡°Wait, there¡¯s a human amongst you Subi?¡± ¡°Yeah. Arade in prostitution. Enough of a nympho to be called a Subus¡ wait, that¡¯s enough, so sign it alright?¡± Aah, what should I do? I already heard what I wanted to hear, so I guess it¡¯s fine to expose myself? ¡°Rejected. It¡¯d bad for children¡¯ education.¡± ¡°¡ Huh?¡± Suira was stunned. Michiru pulled on my clothes in a panic. ¡°H-hey, Vige Chief-san!? That¡¯s not what I said, I said sign it¡ please sign it because of my cuteness!¡± ¡°Aah, Michiru is cute, very cute. I¡¯m going to head back home now. Ah, I don¡¯t mind hiring two or three of you if you want to work as waitresses. It looks like you have some circumstances, but eleven people really is a bit much, so maybe a shift system with hourly pay¡¡± ¡°Please wait! You aren¡¯t charmed!?¡± Suira stood with her hands out before her. The starting actions to cast a magic skill. ¡°You know that we are Subi, so we can¡¯t let you live.¡± ¡°Hoh¡ Then I guess we¡¯ll just have to fight?¡± I also took a stance. I have some new techniques since I was watching Wataru teach Setsuna judo a few days ago when he came by, so let¡¯s finally give them a try. I caught Suira¡¯s arm and, while pulling on it, kicked out her legs. I then pinned her on the ground. ¡°Kyaaah!? T-this isn¡¯t happening¡¡± I was worried about something falling out since her clothing covered so little, but it ended pretty quick. Back-lying perpendicr arm bar. [1] ¡ Ah, she smells good. And that soft squishiness particr to women feels great. And then my mind started feeling warm andfy. Footnotes: This is the move he used. It¡¯s ¡°one of the official 29 grappling techniques of Kodokan Judo¡±. Chapter 224 Charmed Ah, I wound up defeating Suira instantly. But this feeling really isfortable¡ ah!? Why am using one that takes her arm!? Why didn¡¯t I choose a technique that holds her legs!? I¡¯m such an idiot! ¡°Wh¡ªat, just¡¡± ¡°I tripped you then held you in an arm bar¡ it¡¯s just a technique for one on onebat.¡± ¡°Kuh, l-let go of me.¡± ¡°Sure.¡± Suira asked me to release her, so I did. Fufufu, now I can use a technique that lets me hold her legs. Suira, what a thoughtful woman you are. ¡°So then, what next?¡± ¡°¡ Tch, for everyone¡¯s sake, I can¡¯t lose here¡!¡± ¡°So you have to defeat me? Pfft, sure, why not. I give up.¡± ¡°¡ Nn?¡± There¡¯s not really any meaning behind winning or losing here anyway. So don¡¯t we just call it my loss? Hmm? Suira¡¯s looking at me strangely. She said that she couldn¡¯t afford to lose, so why isn¡¯t she happy about winning? Hmmm¡ a woman¡¯s heart is mysterious. ¡°Please spin in a circle and wave your hand.¡± ¡°Sure. Like this?¡± I don¡¯t really get it, but if Suira wants me to, why not? I spun around and waved as Suira told me to. ¡°He¡ got charmed¡?¡± ¡°Please wait, Onee-sama. I just checked that earlier. He might still be acting.¡± ¡°Then, umm¡ then could you sign the contract from a moment ago? Those upturned eyes are unfair! C¡¯mon, now I just have to sign it! ¡°Got it¡ This good?¡± I signed the document that Suira held out to me once again. By the way, although I can¡¯t write the characters of this world¡¯snguage even though I can read them, I¡¯m now able to write a few words a bit shoddily with the glove-type golem I made with Rokuko¡¯s coboration. My name¡¯s one of the words. Suira looked at the document I¡¯d passed back to her and checked to see if I really signed it. Hmm? She looks like a deer stuck staring at headlights. Her face looks great like that too. ¡°¡ We did it?¡± ¡°A-amazing, Onee-sama! You even charmed a man of a different preference!¡± ¡°No, that¡¯s not it, Michiru. This man¡ doesn¡¯t appear to be a lolicon.¡± Ah,e to think of it, they were mistaking me for a lolicon, weren¡¯t they? Seriously, I¡¯m having to deny it all the time. Who¡¯s spreading rumors like that? It¡¯s the fault of that rumor that Suira had such a strange misunderstanding about me¡ I¡¯ll have to figure out who¡¯s doing it and shut them down next time. ¡°¡ Vige Chief, tell me a secret that you can¡¯t tell anyone.¡± ¡°Hmm? A secret that no one can know¡ like what you two are?¡± ¡°Correct. Oh, please ignore that thing about Michiru.¡± ¡°Got it. So a secret I can¡¯t tell anyone huh?¡± A secret I can¡¯t tell anyone huh, that¡¯s pretty hard. If it were a big secret it¡¯d have to be the dungeon, but I can talk to Rokuko and the others about it and they all know about my earth mage Narikin mast. In other words, it has to be a secret I can¡¯t even talk to Rokuko about¡ do I have something like that? Hmm, I have to think of something so that I can tell Suira about it¡ ¡°In truth¡ I still don¡¯t really know the meaning of the word ¡®partner¡¯, but recently, my partner, Rokuko, has been casually getting into my personal space. It¡¯s a bit scary¡¡± Yep, that¡¯s a secret I can¡¯t even talk to Rokuko about. Now it¡¯s a secret I share with Suira. ¡°¡ Are you head over heels for her?¡± [1] ¡°Fufu, so you¡¯re asking that? It¡¯s alright, Suira is the only one in my heart.¡± ¡°That makes me so happy. Is there nothing else then? A fetish you can¡¯t tell anyone perhaps?¡± ¡°Hmm, a fetish I can¡¯t tell anyone about. That¡¯s hard¡¡± ¡°Are you a lolicon?¡± ¡°No.¡± I am a foot fetishist, but it¡¯s not like I¡¯m hiding it. Rather, I¡¯m pretty open about it. I even tell Rokuko I am whenever ites up. And it feels like Meat knows something about it since she asionally ¡®forgets¡¯ her socks in my room. So as for something I can¡¯t tell anyone¡ hmm, it really is hard. It doesn¡¯t feel like I¡¯ve had much of a libido since bing a Dungeon Master in the first ce? But! If Suira is asking for it, a man must answer! ¡°Ah, right. Recently, I¡¯ve felt a bit nice when I turn into a little girl.¡± ¡°¡ You like cross dressing?¡± ¡°Something like that? I mean, it¡¯s a bit fun to be cute.¡± ¡°Hmm, that truly is a weakness¡¡± Weakness? I don¡¯t really know if that is one, but Suira seems to be happy so it¡¯s all good. It might be fun to transform into Suira and make out with her. ¡°I¡¯ve also been thinking that female bonding might be good recently.¡± ¡°Really? Then how about next time I turn you into a girl and tease you? It would be a sensation you can¡¯t taste in reality.¡± ¡°That¡¯d be awesome. I¡¯ll look forward to it.¡± I can actually use [Super Transformation] to be a girl in reality too, but a proper man wouldn¡¯t resist a woman¡¯s advances, probably? I think. Definitely. Maybe. ¡°So then, what do you hate?¡± ¡°My sleep being obstructed. If someone does that for something that has no reason rted to me, I¡¯ll¡ recognize them as an enemy and crush them. Anyone who disturbs my sleep is an enemy.¡± This question was an easy one. Fufufu, but I wouldn¡¯t mind if you woke me up yeah? Being able to hear Suira¡¯s voice would be plenty enough of a reason¡ maybe it¡¯d be just barely enough? No, that¡¯s actually difficult. I¡¯d have to think about it even if it were Suira. ¡°¡ What have you done to people that did?¡± ¡°I think I had the dungeon eat them? Those are some good memories.¡± Yep, those bandits were great nourishment. Well, that¡¯s the feeling I got when I asked Rokuko about it. ¡ Huh? Suira, did you just pull a bit away? ¡°Ah, sorry. Did I scare you?¡± ¡°N-no. It¡¯s nothing, I¡¯m alright.¡± ¡°If so, okay.¡± ¡°¡ Onee-sama. Isn¡¯t this person dangerous? He¡¯s killed people?¡± ¡°This about it from another angle, Michiru. This will be a weakness.¡± It¡¯s not like I really did it myself, but well, she can turn my dungeon into a weakness? Yep, as expected of Suira. There¡¯s nothing I can add to that either. ¡°¡ Well, this much should be enough. So then, Vige Chief-san, go back to your room and forget everything about us until we meet again. That we were here is a secret as well¡ but you will agree to having signed this contract.¡± ¡°Got it. I¡¯ll head back to my room then.¡± ¡°That¡¯s a good boy. I¡¯ll give you a reward.¡± When Suira said that, she brought her face close to mine¡ª ¡ªand, gently meeting my lips with hers, nimbly inserted her tongue. Her soft and sweet tongue made it feel like my hips were going to give out¡ I somehow endured it. My heart¡¯s beating like a drum in my chest. I¡¯m sure that my face is beat red too. ¡°¡¡ªpuah. M-my¡ legs aren¡¯t working.¡± ¡°Puah. Oh? How cute¡ For you to get like this from a simple kiss, you¡¯re unexpectedly innocent aren¡¯t you?¡± ¡°P-please don¡¯t look so much. It¡¯s embarrassing.¡± ¡°Oh¡? Haven¡¯t you done something horrible to your Partner-san? Huhu.¡± ¡°What? Rokuko has nothing to do with it¡¡± After that, I walked back to the inn. Then, as she told me to, I forgot about Suira and Michiru. Footnotes: The original line says ¡°noroke kashira?¡±, where ¡°noroke¡± is like up ying/speaking fondly about your significant other. Basically, ¡°Are you gushing about your love life right now?¡± I don¡¯t think that has the same feeling as the raw, though, so I altered the line a bit. Further input from anyone familiar with it would be appreciated. Chapter 225 In the Shadows [And that¡¯s what happened!] ¡°So you were just watching that whole time?¡± [I don¡¯t have a body, it¡¯s not like I could¡¯ve done anything to stop it. And I can¡¯t use Posession on you unless I have your permission either, Master.] I thought I¡¯d headed back to the inn and had some good sleep, but it looks like I was charmed by the Subus and lost my memory. After hearing Rokuko, Neru, and the others¡¯ testimonies I quickly learned that I¡¯d blundered and got charmed. Moreover, my own written note was conclusive evidence on it. I¡¯d written a note saying: [I got charmed and will be losing my memory]. Seeing the memo I¡¯d left with Rokuko, I got some of my memory back. The part of my memory that came back wasn¡¯t the part of me talking with Suira but the bit about preparing the stage. Since I couldn¡¯t remember the parts concerning Suira, I headed back to my room and had Neru supplement my memories¡ heading back to my room first saved me. It was a secret that I couldn¡¯t tell Rokuko after all. [Rather, this is what you expected right?] ¡°Well, something like it.¡± The part about me being charmed was going as nned so far. The strategy I thought up went like this: Temporarily pretend to be charmed by the pink-haired girl. Lure out her sister, expose that I wasn¡¯t charmed, then be charmed. Neru would then return me to myself if she could, else devote herself to gathering information if she couldn¡¯t. *Additionally, Meat would be hidden in the shadows, tailing them back to their base if possible. As for getting charmed after revealing that I wasn¡¯t charmed, that was to get my opponents to rx their guard. And so, by carrying out this strategy, I got some insurance by sealing my memories and forgetting about thetter half of the strategy. My handwritten memo would act as the key. The method I used to seal them was practically the same as what Suira used. I wasmanded through a charm. As a result of that, since I was charmed, I acted practically unconsciously. Additionally, I was set so as to not spill anything big about the dungeon by being told that it was [Something not to discuss]. Neru¡ªpossessing the Doll¡ªhad me charmed under Rokuko¡¯s supervision¡ but that¡¯s another piece I don¡¯t really remember¡ I didn¡¯t do anything weird, right? Rather, you guys didn¡¯t do anything weird to me, right? ¡°Still though, I put various things in the inn¡¯s warehouse to appear to be weaknesses¡ but they didn¡¯t get brought up at all. Grah, that didn¡¯t turn out well.¡± [I don¡¯t think someone¡¯s thought patterns when they¡¯re charmed are that easy to figure out though? It all turns cryptic once the charm ends.] I wasn¡¯t expecting to predict it perfectly though. The only [Weakness I¡¯d prepared] that made an appearance was that [I¡¯d killed people (bandits) and had the dungeon eat them]. I¡¯m just barely safe because of the way I said it. On the contrary, maybe its authenticity improved? I headed back to the Master Room where Rokuko was waiting. Rokuko looked up from some book she was reading when I entered. Meat had returned as well. Looks like Rokuko collected her when she returned to the dungeon¡¯s domain. ¡°Are you alright, Kehma?¡± ¡°Yeah. I¡¯m pretty sure my memory¡¯s filled in¡± I removed the ring (Neru) and handed it to Rokuko. I¡¯ve already finished my task so there¡¯s no reason for me to have it. ¡°So then, how did it go on your end, Meat?¡± ¡°I found their base. I can clean them up whenever.¡± ¡°That so? Good job.¡± Meat¡¯s tail wagged back and forth when I started petting her. ¡ Seeing Meat like that, I suddenly had a thought: isn¡¯t talking about cleaning them up worse for her education than building a brothel? Rather, Meat, your way of dealing with things¡ it¡¯s a bit brutal, you know? It¡¯s good that you¡¯re faithful to the dungeon, but you might end up as a smiling, bloodthirsty, knife-wielding killing machine if you keep it up. You¡¯re still going about assuming that the normal way is to clean them up¡ how¡¯d you get like this? ¡°¡ Let¡¯s go the peaceful route for now, okay?¡± ¡°Okay.¡± It looks like they have some circumstances going on, so talking with them is important¡ let¡¯s go with that. Still though, charms are scary, they can even seal memories¡ I wonder if I could get a charm resistance skill from the gacha? It¡¯s not in the catalog though. ¡°Peaceful, huh? Won¡¯t you put the brothel under the dungeon¡¯s control? I don¡¯t mind though.¡± ¡°Rokuko¡ please help me think up an excuse for Haku-san.¡± ¡°What, couldn¡¯t you just say you built it to shelter Subi? They¡¯re great for the dungeon right?¡± ¡°¡ Would that work?¡± ¡°Kehma, aren¡¯t you too afraid of Haku Ane-sama? You even beat her.¡± Alright, let¡¯s try moving forward with building the brothel (Quivering Voice). ¡ Well, each of the Subus are worth dozens of thousands of DP and there¡¯s ten of them. If I can make them ourrades there¡¯s no doubt that it¡¯ll be a nice catch for us. It¡¯s a bit of a problem that one of them¡¯s a human, but I¡¯ll figure that out after talking with them. ¡°Now then, Neru. Please tell me what the Subi did to Kehma.¡± [Okay! I¡¯ll tell you everyone other than what I was forbidden to say!] Oi, you just said there¡¯s something you can¡¯t say. ¡°¡ In other words, there¡¯s something that needed to be forbidden? Looks like there¡¯s some punishment in order for those Subi¡¡± ¡°Alright, how about we leave that behind? Oookay, the Subi! They might get away if we aren¡¯t quick!¡± I rather obviously changed the topic. ¡°You will tell meter, right?¡± ¡°Well, if I still remember.¡± ¡ It¡¯s troublesome in a number of ways, so I¡¯d be better off forgetting~ * Because of all that, Meat headed out for the Subi¡¯s base with the Subus Ring on. It¡¯s a shack built here in the forest¡ is it a hut used by lumberjacks as a rest area or something? I took control of the surrounding forest as the dungeon¡¯s domain, the only area not included is the shack the Subi are using. As for me, I¡¯m in the Master Room deploying Golems to the areas we gained control of. I used the Messenger Golem, Euma, and had him stand in front of the shack and will be talking through him. I¡¯ll be contacting them like this since it looks like I¡¯ll be charmed again if I meet them personally. In other words, I¡¯m raiding them as the Dungeon Master¡ rather, as a Dungeon Boss. [Aah, aah. Let¡¯s see, you guys are surrounded. Resistance is futile, so pleasee out.] ¡°Who is¡ ¡ª! W-w-w-w-what the heck!? A Golem sea!?¡± By the way, I¡¯d deployed fifty Stone Golems, enough to encircle the small building. Now then, let¡¯s have a peaceful chat¡ surrounded by Golems. Chapter 226 On the Level of Taking an Arrow to the Knee The encircling siege formation¡ err, well, it¡¯s just a simple Golem wall, but as there¡¯s a chance I¡¯d get charmed if I met with the Subi directly, negotiating as the Vige Chief would be self-destructive. That¡¯s why it¡¯s necessary for me to deal with them as a Dungeon Master, someone that can negotiate remotely through a Golem¡ª [Let¡¯s see¡ hm? There¡¯s just nine of you?] ¡°¡ Yeah, just nine.¡± [Hmm.] Suira and the other Subi came out from the shack, but there were just nine people. There should have been eleven people in total¡ I guess the people that aren¡¯t here are Michiru and the human? I looked at the nine again. All of them were wearing clothes that should be measured more as string length than by cloth yardage. The exposure amount was amazing. There weren¡¯t any humans among them, probably. If there were, they¡¯d be sluts. Well, it¡¯s more convenient without humans given the circumstances. Still having Meat standby in the forest, I faced the person who was probably the Subi¡¯s leader, Suira, and addressed her. [What, it¡¯s not like I¡¯m really looking for a fight. I just thought we should have a bit of a talk¡ You can trust me, alright? It¡¯ll work out better for both of us that way.] ¡°¡¡± [Alright, at least it looks like you¡¯re understanding me.] Suira was just ring at me silently, but since not trusting = fighting = war, she has no choice but to trust me if she doesn¡¯t want to fight against a crowd of Golems that their charm doesn¡¯t work again. But since it¡¯s not my intention to actually fight, I¡¯ll move right on to what I¡¯m here for. [Alrightdies, how do you feel about being employed by my dungeon?] ¡°Dungeon? ¡ B-by some chance, are you¡ a Dungeon Core?¡± [Ah, you could think of me as something like that.] Suira face cramped. Did she remember something unpleasant about a Dungeon Core? ¡°¡ E-excuse me. Is it for [Cave of Desires]? You¡¯re scouting us for there?¡± [Yeah.] ¡°Umm, if we refuse?¡± [I won¡¯t do anything if you leave. Well, I can¡¯t say for sure if you keep loitering around nearby¡] ¡°¡ Let us talk for a few minutes.¡± [Sure.] I visibly looked over Suira¡¯s group. It looked like they finished talking after a bit of time. Suira looks displeased, I wonder how she¡¯ll answer? ¡°¡ If you are fine with us not going under your control, we are fine with doing what you say.¡± [Hoh, so you know that much? Great, that¡¯ll speed this up. Sure, that works.] ¡°Eh¡ª¡± Really?¡ªis what Suira¡¯s face was saying. [Hmm? You¡¯ll do what you¡¯re told right?] ¡°We won¡¯t listen if you tell us to die you know.¡± [As long as you listen to our demands and don¡¯t do too much, it¡¯s fine. I don¡¯t intend to ask for anything unreasonable. Okay?] ¡°We also have secrets though.¡± [I¡¯ll do some investigating, but if you¡¯re concealment experts it¡¯s the same as me not doing any. I¡¯ll overlook any secrets that aren¡¯t detrimental to the dungeon.] ¡°¡ What are you nning?¡± [That¡¯s a bit excessive. You understand that having disturbances nearby is bad yeah? It¡¯d be good if you followed that policy.] ¡°Why did you bring so many Golems then?¡± [I thought it¡¯d go faster this way. I mean, it really did go quick.] By bringing out this many Golems, there wouldn¡¯t be any doubts about the Dungeon Master and we¡¯d avoid any unnecessary fighting. And instead of a deposit, I¡¯ll give them some normal food. [Even if you¡¯re all Subi, you¡¯re still more or less fine with normal food yeah? I brought along several days¡¯ worth of food.] ¡°¡ That¡¯s a big help.¡± ¡ She looks surprised, I wonder if she was thinking I was a Dungeon Master that wouldn¡¯t even guarantee her livelihood despite inviting them for the job? ¡°I¡¯m just surprised that a Golem understands the concept of eating.¡± [Ah, well, I¡¯m a representative to thest.] I see, so that was it huh. At least it looks like I won¡¯t have to worry about finding any new employees for a while. [By the way, you still have otherrades in hiding right? Would they be fine working for the dungeon too?] ¡°¡ Umm, you saw through us, huh.¡± [Maybe. But I¡¯m not reallyining, you know? I just wanted to negotiate properly.] ¡°Alright, I¡¯ll trust you¡ But, umm, it¡¯s hard to say, but one of us is a human.¡± [Hoh, a human, is it?] I already knew, but I pretended that it was the first time I heard about it. [I¡¯d like to not meet with them if possible.] ¡°¡ She¡¯s¡ already behind the door. She¡¯s, well, more or less heard and agrees. She won¡¯t tell anyone about the dungeon.¡± ¡°Alright. Please instruct her about the policies¡ I¡¯ll be thinking about your instructions, so please rest properly until then.] And then, just as I tried to leave. ¡°¡ Please wait!¡± I heard a voicee from the behind the door. With a bang, the door tried to open. It hit against the Subus standing in front of the door. ¡°Oh, someone¡¯s in the way? I wonder who it is. Could you please move?¡± ¡°Hya!? N-no! It¡¯s dangerous!¡± ¡°Please stand down!¡± Bang, bang. Someone inside struck against the door over and over. Staggering, the Subus kept holding the door closed. ¡°No, this is where I must show my sincerity.¡± ¡°Why do you sound so happy then!?¡± ¡°Because, doesn¡¯t it sound like it would definitely be amusing if I went out there!?¡± What sincerity? I¡¯m getting a bad feeling here. [Yeah, well, cya.] ¡°Alright. Leave this to me¡ª¡± I tried to escape with the Golems while that Subus held the door closed. ¡°Hey!? Please don¡¯t be rash! Please, please stand down, Leona-sama!¡± Did she just say¡ Leo¡ na? I unintentionally stopped moving. Boom! A loud noise rang out as the door was blown away, revealing a human walking out. And that human was a woman. A woman with a ck ponytail and red eyes. ¡°Pleased to meet you.¡± The woman smiling there¡ªwas Leona. Well now. Could I call this a counted yakuman? [1] Footnotes: Mahjong hand that¡¯s super hard to get and rewards super points. More info here. Chapter 227 Leona It wasing through the monitor, but a cold shiver ran down my back. It¡¯s simr to the time I first saw Haku-san¡ªa dangerous person. I don¡¯t really know what she¡¯s thinking, but she has that unreasonable [Something] scent to her. Right. I should be able to see her DP per day since she¡¯s inside the dungeon¡¯s domain now. I opened the menu to quickly check it out. Let¡¯s see¡ 124,800 DP? My eyes must be worn out. I rubbed them and took another look. It¡¯s 1248 DP this time. I see, so 1248 DP huh. That¡¯s great, she¡¯s just at the level of a Hero. I was just seeing things. There¡¯s no way she could be worth more than 100,000 DP¡ yeah, let¡¯s go with that. I didn¡¯t see anything. Please spare me. ¡°Nice to meet you, I¡¯m called Leona.¡± [¡ Nice to meet you. I¡¯m¡ªright, you can call me Golem-san. Well, that¡¯s all for today then.] ¡°Golem-san, is it? Fufufu, I¡¯ll be receiving your dungeon¡¯s graces for a while!¡± To be honest, I don¡¯t want to get involved with her to the point that I don¡¯t even want to tell her my pseudonym, Euma. ¡ Rather, Leona. The grandmother of our two part-time waitresses Setsuna and Nayuta, the owner of the ridiculously broken wolf slime Rin, and the person who might also be Meat¡¯s grandmother¡ is that all? She has ck hair and red eyes, so she matches with the information I heard from Setsuna. I can only really see her as a high school girl, but that¡¯s also following along with the information. Come to think of it, Setsuna said that she was a Subus or something and that a Subus would be able to understand she was [Different] on sight, didn¡¯t see? ¡ Do I not need to be wary her being a Subus but that she¡¯s [Something that isn¡¯t a Subus that slipped into a group of Subi]? Umm, about that¡ Seriously, please spare me. ¡°Ah, there are some circumstances causing me to be chased so I¡¯d be thankful if you could hide me.¡± [Well, about that. I can¡¯t guarantee it. It¡¯ll depend on the other party.] ¡°It¡¯d be great if you could. Well, it¡¯s not like I couldn¡¯t handle it myself if not¡¡± You know who¡¯s chasing you right? They¡¯re your grand kids yeah? [Umm, right. Should I call you Leona-sama or something?] ¡°I don¡¯t mind if you want to drop the honorific. Everyone seems to end up using it though.¡± Leona nced over at a Subus. But the Subus just shook her head really fast. ¡°But Leona-sama has all of my gratitude¡¡± ¡°It¡¯s like that.¡± [The heck did you do?] ¡°I just improved the Subus race¡¯s food situation, it wasn¡¯t anything major.¡± The Subi¡¯s food situation? Just what did you do? It¡¯s probably better if I don¡¯t ask. Let¡¯s just move on. I decided to change the topic. [¡ Uhh, so why is a human like you moving around with Subi?] ¡°Because it sounded fun.¡± [I¡¯m just making sure, but umm, you are a human and not a Subus right?] ¡°I¡¯m an everyday seventeen year old human female.¡± Seventeen eh? Is that so. I¡¯ll overlook that. But one of the Subi asked Leona directly. ¡°Leona-sama, didn¡¯t you say you were seventeen around three years ago?¡± ¡°There are some humans that don¡¯t age.¡± No there aren¡¯t! ¡°For a famous example, there is Haku Raverio, the empire¡¯s progenitor.¡± There is! But Haku-san is a Dungeon Core! At the very least, Leona has perpetual youth¡ that¡¯s also ording to what I know already though. [Well alright. Since I don¡¯t intend to deal with you as a human¡] ¡°Ooh, so you want to turn me into a seedbed for Goblins and Orcs!?¡± [Why do you look so happy?¡ªI mean, I¡¯ll be treating you the same as the Subi.] ¡°Aww¡¡± ¡ Why do she look so down put? I seriously don¡¯t get what she¡¯s thinking¡ I feel like I¡¯m started to understand why Rin was how it was if she¡¯s the one that raised it. I looked away from Leona and spoke to Suira. [Please wait in the shack here for now. I¡¯ll call for you when I¡¯m ready to ept you all. It should be around three days at thetest.] ¡°Alright.¡± [Cya then.] * We collected the group of Golems lead by Euma into the Master Room. Whoops, we have to collect Meat as well. With that, I looked at Rokuko. Rokuko had fallen over onto the floor for some reason. ¡°O-oi, Rokuko!?¡± ¡°U-uu¡ K-Keima?¡± She responded when I shook her. ¡°¡ Uu, my head¡¯s pounding¡¡± Eh, what happened? Come to think of it, Rokuko¡¯s been quiet since a bit ago. ¡°It suddenly went boom and I started feeling bad¡ like something amazing jolted my body.¡± ¡°No way, did Leona do something?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know, but I felt it when she entered the dungeon¡¯s domain.¡± Does that have any rtion to when I saw that hundred thousand-plus DP per day? ¡ No way, for her to do a Direct Attack to the dungeon Core¡ seriously, who is she? This is something I have to figure out sooner rather thanter. ¡°It¡¯s alright, I don¡¯t really know why¡ but I¡¯m alright now. I mean, I feel fine physically.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t push yourself okay? But you know your body the best, so¡ ah, please collect Meat.¡± ¡°Alright.¡± As soon as Rokuko waved her hand, Meat teleported into the Master Room. Teleported, Meat fell onto the floor like she¡¯d hit her limits and was exhausted. ¡°Hey!? This time it¡¯s Meat?¡ªOi, are you alright!?¡± When I touched her shoulder, her body felt strangely cold. When I took a closer look, herplexion was bad and she was trembling. ¡°¡ G-Goshujin-sama¡¡± ¡°Calm down. What happened?¡± ¡°¡ N-nothing, at all¡ but my body, it won¡¯t stop shaking¡¡± I should warm her body for right now. I heated up water I¡¯d created with [Water] through a weakened [Fireball] and put it into a 5 DP hot water bottle. ¡°Th¡ª¡ thank you very much¡¡± ¡°Meat, are you alright? Do you want to eat a melon roll?¡± ¡°A hamburger would be nice¡¡± It looks like she has a bit left in her. She gradually calmed down after I gave her a warm hamburger to eat. ¡°So you don¡¯t know why?¡± ¡°¡ Yeah. Sorry. I should have been watching the shack from a long distance away, but my body stopped moving at some point.¡± [You¡¯d talked to the point that I wasn¡¯t exposed either, but there wasn¡¯t any reactions at all~] [1] So it¡¯s better if Meat doesn¡¯t contact Leona huh. Considering that Wanko Subus is what I thought our best fighting strength was, what should I do¡ the Subi¡¯s employment is already full of troubles. I guess for a silver lining here, it¡¯s not as though she¡¯s hostile, she¡¯s at least friendly on the surface. ¡°Hey, Kehma, what are we going to do?¡± ¡°¡ Let me think for a bit.¡± But like a lot of unpleasant situations, that doesn¡¯t seem to be her true intention. We can¡¯t approach this haphazardly¡ Footnotes: I can¡¯t seem to figure out the proper pronoun for this sentence. The raw only says ¡°[nk] had talked to the point I wasn¡¯t exposed either, but no reaction at all~¡± Chapter 228 eptance Preparations I¡¯m getting the feeling that what¡¯s going on is a bit over what I can deal with, so let¡¯s inform Haku-san about what¡¯s going on. I mean, I don¡¯t think our neighbor (Ontentoo) could even handle them. I had Rokuko to write a letter saying [Some dangerous girl named Leona came]. I then teleported the letter to [White Beach] that I¡¯d made during the previous Dungeon Battle. ¡ There¡¯s a [White Labyrinth] derivation dungeon next to it for contact purposes named [White Secret] (named by Haku-san). It¡¯s basically a dungeon for the sake of having a hotline to contact Haku-san. After the Dungeon Battle, Haku-san set up a cabin¡ªthat¡¯s all the dungeon is. To be frank, it¡¯s just one of Haku-san¡¯s holiday houses that has dungeon functions. She even has a Silky living there as a housekeeper. Rather than for maintaining the cabin, the housekeeper¡¯s only there to wait for Rokuko trying to contact her. It¡¯s a bit of an extravagant usage, but that¡¯s just something the existence known as Haku-san can afford to do. While I¡¯m definitely thankful that it gives us a means to quickly get in contact with Haku-san, it¡¯s pretty terrifying. Entrusting the letter to the taciturn girl wearing green-colored maid clothes, I returned. By the way, the person waiting for letters on our side is the Dungeon Boss Tentacle Slime, Ten-san. Jiggly. It¡¯s arranged such that when letters are mailed to our box and gets to Ten-san, he¡¯ll contact me. Now that our report was sent, the response shoulde soon. It¡¯s Haku-san we¡¯re talking about, so it¡¯ll be tomorrow at thetest. * Let¡¯s make a dormitory for the Subi to stay in for now¡ As for its location, I guess I could put it in the Meadow Area? That is, the rest stop ce I¡¯ve been making next to the Warehouse Area. Didn¡¯t I make it a Safety Zone? It won¡¯t be a Safety Zone anymore if there¡¯s going to be monsters in it will it? ¡ Well, it¡¯s time for Narikin Mask for the first time in a long time! ¡°Umm, Kehma? Do you need to do that? No one¡¯se so far into the dungeon yet though?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a matter of mood, so I¡¯m Narikin.¡± ¡°There¡¯s no helping it if it¡¯s about mood huh¡ well, will you be building it instantly this time too?¡± ¡ I¡¯ve just been taking out the stuff I¡¯d built in advance though? ¡°Still, I¡¯m going to have to build the modules out of Wood Golems this time. So please prepare arge amount of wood for me.¡± ¡°Yeah yeah, I¡¯ll take it out of the stockpile.¡± Rokuko dropped a ton of logs and branches from the Master Room¡¯s corner out into the Meadow Area, forming a pile. It caused a few to break or crack, but it¡¯s not a problem since I¡¯m going to be using [Create Golem] anyway. ¡°Well then, here I go¡ [Create Golem]~¡± I filled the small hill of wood with my magical power, permeating it and gaining control of it. Then I changed its form like I was kneading y¡ª The first thing I need to do is organize it all. I finished cutting it down into nks, supports, and other wood products needed to build a house. The bark can be used for something else so I kept it in another pile. ¡°Kehma, couldn¡¯t you make a living with that trick alone at this point?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t call it a trick. I¡¯m not even worried about making a living anyway since we have the inn yeah? Also, I have the mask on right now, I¡¯m Narikin.¡± Although just processing wood into lumber would be plenty enough to make a living, I seriously don¡¯t want to work. ¡°Well, I¡¯ll be taking out some normal Golems and attaching everything together with them through [Create Golem] next.¡± ¡°You don¡¯t even need nails huh~¡± ¡°I¡¯ll be using some as camouge anyway though.¡± Getting help from therge Stone Golems I¡¯d made to be like heavy machinery, I bonded them together. I finished all twelve of the room modules rather quickly. The reason there¡¯s one extra is so that it¡¯ll be a nice and even number. Well, I used each of the rooms to build it like a single container house and I¡¯m nning on having the toilet and bath shared, so it¡¯s mostlyplete. As for furniture, for now I¡¯ll just put a single futon and an empty box to put things in in each of the rooms. It¡¯s perfect. ¡°Now I just need to add a roof and make an entrance pathway and it¡¯ll be done¡ whoops, I gotta add the toilet and bath as well still.¡± Six containers were lined up next to each other with two rows facing each other, making twelve in all. [1] It has a bit of a vige feel to it. I¡¯d say it feels more like a downtown shopping street if it was a shop though. I set up a water source nearby and made a proper toilet with the dungeon¡¯s functions¡ ah, do Subi even need to use the toilet? Whatever. I also made a bath. The onsen¡¯s water pipe heads through the area near here, so I¡¯ll just extend it a bit to make a bathing area here as well. It¡¯s a perfect open-air type. ¡°Finished.¡± ¡°One hour forty minutes!¡± So you kept looking at the clock to keep track of the time it took? ¡°¡ Awake Kehma is suuuuper efficient.¡± ¡°Cut it out, I won¡¯t do anymore work even if you praise me.¡± ¡°But you didn¡¯t even take two hours¡ I heard that a good carpenter would normally take a few days to build a house though, you know?¡± ¡°I can¡¯t secure my sleeping hours if I¡¯m not fast after all.¡± Still though, [Create Golem] can do anything. And now everything¡¯s in ce to call over the Subi. ¡°¡ I¡¯d nned on making it so that we could observe them as much as possible, but it¡¯s more like we¡¯re just inviting enemies into the dungeon. I guess we¡¯ll move the core to the inn when we bring them here?¡± ¡°Probably. We should pay close attention to that Leona girl too right?¡± ¡°Yeah.¡± I¡¯ll have Rokuko and the others keep up the surveince. I¡¯m going to sleep. ¡ Tomorrow should be good for calling them all over. * Haku-san¡¯s reply came the next day. ¡°What did she write?¡± ¡°¡ Umm, how should I put it?¡± Haku-san¡¯s letter said: [Absolutely kill Leona if you have the chance. As for you being killed instead¡ that probably won¡¯t happen, but don¡¯t push it. Also, make sure that Rokuko-chan doesn¡¯t get seen by Leona. It¡¯ll corrupt her.] ¡°What, Haku Ane-sama knows Leona? It looks like she has a grudge too.¡± ¡°¡ Really? Who is she? Seriously.¡± An influential person that¡¯s lived a long time. She¡¯s even been marked by Haku-san? Or is she the one that marked Haku-san¡ Either way, getting Haku-san¡¯s message saying that [You being killed won¡¯t happen], that¡¯s huge. Well, it¡¯s a bit vague since she said ¡®probably¡¯ though. It didn¡¯t look like Haku-san was panicking, so it¡¯s probably not an imminent crisis for now at least. I can feel relieved for now¡ now, to sleep! ¡ Also, Haku-san¡¯s letter said to [Not talk about the dungeon¡¯s stuff], that¡¯s really troubling. Crap¡ seriously, crap. I already tried out employing the Subi for the dungeon. If I told Haku-san that, my life might be in jeopardy¡ Yeah, let¡¯s keep quiet on that. ¡°Well, the most important thing is that we know what¡¯s going on before they came into the dungeon. Well, guess it¡¯s time to invite the Subi over with Euma?¡± ¡°By the way, how are we going to get them into the dungeon? Won¡¯t they be exposed if theye in through the entrance?¡± ¡°¡ I forgot about that.¡± I¡¯ll have to open up a side entrance to the dungeon huh. Should I close it up when we¡¯re done or keep it open as a back door? Footnotes: I might be picturing this wrong, but in my head it¡¯s almost like an entrance into a hallway with 6 rooms on each side of it¡? Keima¡¯s description is weird. Chapter 229 The Second Godly Beddings I led the Subi¡ªLeona included¡ªto the dungeon using an out-of-the-way path. I¡¯d decided have them enter through the backdoor I made. ¡°Just to be sure, I would like to check things out first.¡± [Of course, go for it.] Suira herself checked the residences before returning to the back door and saying that she found nothing wrong. Not having proper bedding would be troubling, after all. ¡ Ah, the ¡®I¡¯d be troubled if it turned into [I¡¯ll kill you after all]¡¯ kind of situation? That huh~. It¡¯s obvious when you take credibility into ount. This time, I guided the Subi and Leona into the dungeon. Michiru, who wasn¡¯t there before, came as well. She was tightly holding onto the corners of Leona¡¯s clothes in fright. The other Subi¡¯s clothes are all practically strings, so maybe she was the only one whose clothes she could hold on to? Also, even though the Subi were all wary of traps, Leona walked in the lead without the slightest worry. ¡ It¡¯s like her momentum would break traps just by stepping on them. By the way, there are traps, but I¡¯ve set them so that they¡¯ll only activate if unauthorized peoplee here. ¡°There were several rooms on the way, but there weren¡¯t really any traps, were there?¡± ¡°Cheh, how boring.¡± Why¡¯s she looking disappointed¡ Wait, was her confidence from being able to manage even if there were traps? This isn¡¯t a situation where I can pick a fight. Like that, we appeared in the Meadow Area. There were twelve container houses lined up. Everyone other than Suira, who¡¯d already seen them, was surprised. Leona looked at me with a smile. ¡°Golem-san, thank you for preparing such a good residence for us.¡± [Ah, yeah. Please let me know if you need anything. Though as for whether or not I¡¯ll be able to amodate you, I don¡¯t know.] Leona¡¯s daily DP is still changing a lot. It¡¯s at 2480 right now, but it was 0 a little while ago. C¡¯mon, it¡¯s changing way too much for me to figure anything out. Or maybe this is also something that happens with people with a connection to dungeons¡ I mean, she is something like Haku-san¡¯s acquaintance¡ she said to not talk to her about dungeon stuff though¡ ¡°Being given something as great as this, aaah, it¡¯s so wonderful. I could bring anyone I want here!¡± [Though there is a possibility that people wille along since this is a dungeon¡ well, you all can do what you want with them. Just don¡¯t kill them, let theme back alive.] ¡°May we take away their possessions too?¡± [¡ Try not to overdo it okay? At least leave them with their underwear intact.] ¡°Eh, but that¡¯s the most delicious spot!¡± [I¡¯m not so sure I know what meaning of ¡®delicious¡¯ you¡¯re using, but in that case at least leave them with a jacket. If you just roll them over there unconscious, I¡¯ll have Golems take them back out in front of the dungeon.] ¡°Kaaay~¡± Leona replied obediently. The other Subi appeared to assent as well. [I¡¯ll make sure to bring normal good as well since there won¡¯t be so many peopleing here.] ¡°Thanks¡ But really, there¡¯s even a toilet and a bath, isn¡¯t there? Are you not nning anything?¡± [Nothing right now. As for what I¡¯ll be nning, I¡¯m thinking of how I should make use of you Subi from here on.] ¡°Oh? The ¡®no n¡¯ type? So that¡¯s why even my eyes can¡¯t see through this.¡± What¡¯s that about your red eyes now? ¡ Yep, first thing I¡¯m going to do is somehow contact Setsuna from the dungeon side of things and leak her whereabouts. ¡°Right, Suira. Should we give it ¡®that¡¯ as thanks?¡± ¡°¡®That¡¯, you mean¡ Leona-sama, you don¡¯t mean¡?¡± ¡°Yeah, let¡¯s give it the Subus treasure, the [Godly Beddings].¡± ¡ Did she just say¡ [Godly Beddings]¡? I recalled the Rokuko-exclusive use [Godly Beddings] series [Godly Comforter] Rokuko got from [Father] from our previous Dungeon Battle. I also used it one time by transforming into Rokuko, but it really did feel wonderful. ¡°Oh, Golem-san. The [Godly Beddings] are beddings said to be the highest quality of pleasant sleep you could ever have¡ªto the point of being godly¡ªif you collect the full set.¡± Supreme sleep at the level of godhood¡ that really is attractive. It might be a good idea to try collecting the rest. I¡¯d absolutely love to get it from her if I could. But unfortunately, the Subi stopped Leona. ¡°Please wait, Leona-sama! The [Godly Beddings] is a Subus treasure. It¡¯s an item that is powerful and must be strictly controlled!¡± ¡°Yeah, Leona-sama! It¡¯s an item we left to you because you¡¯re Leona-sama! I can¡¯t approve of just giving it to Golem-san who we just met yesterday!¡± ¡°Now now¡ sleep isn¡¯t necessary for Golems, so I thought that its management would be fine in Golem-san¡¯s hands. Besides, it would be [Authentic] if it was put in the deepest depths of a dungeon right?¡± Authentic, huh¡ being a treasure deep within a dungeon would be authentic. ¡ I want that Godly Beddings. Howfortable must it be if it¡¯s even called the Subus treasure? ¡ªah, I can¡¯t be greedy here. I have to pretend to be disinterested to the bitter end and get the Godly Beddings through a natural flow. [Well, I¡¯m fine either way, but if I had to say, if it¡¯s something you¡¯re offering, I¡¯d like to have it. I¡¯m a bit curious, could I see the Godly Beddings? Rather, could I even use it? I mean, I¡¯d also like to hear if it¡¯s restricted as a Subus-only item or if there¡¯s some other restriction.] ¡°Wow, Golem-san¡¯s suuuper drooling for it.¡± ¡°See, Leona-sama? It obviously wants it! Even though it¡¯s a Golem!¡± W-what did I do wrong? Even though they shouldn¡¯t have been able to read my expression through the Golem¡ [What¡¯re you talking about. You¡¯re misunderstanding me. All it was was that I¡¯m a little interested in the effectiveness of the Godly Beddings and itsfort. I never intended to misuse it at all! I genuinely just want to try using it as my beddings!] ¡°¡ For now, that¡¯s enough as thanks right?¡± ¡°No but it¡¯s still the Subus treasure, it¡¯s not something we can give away so easily right, Leona-sama? I¡¯m also afraid that it will be misused¡¡± Why are the Subi¡¯s expressions all like they¡¯re looking at something bad? Is using it no good? Kuh, the heck!? Beddings are meant to be used! ¡°Now now, I think it¡¯s alright if Golem-san uses it how it wants if we give it it for now. Rather, I¡¯m interested on how Golem-san will use it.¡± [¡ Ooh¡! You¡¯re very reasonable, Leona.] ¡°But what Suira and the others have said is true. We haven¡¯t known you for long, Golem-san, so let¡¯s put the Godly Beddings on hold~¡± [¡ Kuh, o-oh well. There¡¯s still a lot of stuff we don¡¯t know about each other, it can¡¯t be helped that you don¡¯t trust me yet. So then, umm, about when do you think it¡¯d turn into being alright?] ¡°I wonder now. Hmm, I guess I¡¯d be fine offering it to you if I feel that we can get along well. So sooner orter?¡± Leona spoke with a sweet smile on her face. ¡°Right, we will give you the Subus treasure, the Godly Beddings¡¯ [Godly Comforter]!¡± A duplicate~ Chapter 230 And I Don¡¯t Intend to Hide Her At All So those can have doubles too, huh. I¡¯d thought that there were only one of each of the Godly Beddings in the world like a certain set of balls, but I guess not? [1] Well even if they are [Godly], they are beddings, so there has to be spares¡ even those balls had other ones with different stars. [Y-yeah. Godly Comforter huh? Sounds warm.] ¡°Can Golems even be warm or cold¡?¡± [It¡¯s a matter of the feeling behind it.] Well, it being a double isn¡¯t a problem in the least since I¡¯d be able to use it separately from Rokuko¡¯s. What would happen if we tried using them both at the same time? [What other kinds of Godly Beddings are there?] ¡°From what I know, other than theforter, there¡¯s a pillow, mattress, nket, nightcap, as well as pajamas, and underwear.¡± [Umm, how is underwear a part of beddings?] ¡°Would you sleep naked under the pajamas? It¡¯s like that.¡± Well, if I had to say if it was or wasn¡¯t a part of beddings, I guess it¡¯s rted? It¡¯s more beddings-ish than Chanel No. 5 or something at least. [2] ¡°That aside, are you sure about us being on defense here?¡± [Yeah, we¡¯ll go with you all having the duty of being on standby for defense. Well, there haven¡¯t even been any adventurers that have made it this far so you can just rx. By the way, would you like a guard just in case? Or do you not need one? Leona seems like a pretty strong person?] ¡°No way! I¡¯m just a weak, insecure girl, so please go and leave five¡ªno six Orichalcum Golems here!¡± And just whose mouth is thating from¡? By the way, Leona¡¯s current daily DP ie is at 5000 DP. That¡¯s four or five Heroes¡¯ worth. [That would be a bit much¡ I¡¯ll leave ten Iron Golems. You should be able to somehow manage any adventurers that make it here with that many.] ¡°I want some iron, could I have one of them?¡± [¡ If it¡¯s just one, go for it.] I was also a bit worried about what they¡¯d do without any armor. I decided to wrap up our conversation and head back. Then, when I looked at Rokuko, she was spread out across the Master Room¡¯s floor. Again? ¡°¡ Rokuko, are you alright?¡± ¡°I¡¯m fine¡ just a bit weak right now. Rather, it¡¯s like my blood cirction is amazing.¡± So it¡¯s like Leona just gave Rokuko a massage, making her a limp noodle eh? The heck kind of attack is that¡ ¡°I-it¡¯s probably her DP. I got a simr feeling when Haku Ane-sama gave me her DP.¡± ¡°I see.¡± The probability of her being some dungeon¡¯s staff is increasing more and more¡ ah,e to think of it, wasn¡¯t Setsuna¡¯s dad a Dungeon Core? Taking that into ount, isn¡¯t it alright to just assume that she¡¯s some dungeon¡¯s official for certain? But then why did Haku-san tell me to not talk to her about dungeon stuff¡? I moved Rokuko over to her bed put her down in it. Even though I say it like that, I just used the deployment menu function to send her to her room¡¯s bed. The Godly Comforter can full recover both magical power and physical stamina, so she should be alright. * I decided to leak the information about Leona to Setsuna immediately. I should have her tell me about who Leona really is as a trade. So when I secretly left a letter saying [I acquired information about Leona. Come alone, immediately], she came immediately. Even if she wasn¡¯t on her shift, it was still faster than expected. Setsuna, havinge to the small room that¡¯s called [Avarice Lodge] in the corner of the former Riddle Area, asked about Leona right off the bat. ¡°You said you got information about Grandma?¡± [Yeah. To be exact, Leona¡¯s whereabouts.] ¡°¡ Umm, is it really my Grandma Leona?¡± [She more or less matches the information you gave me. I¡¯d need more information to be exact.] With that, I spoke of Leona¡¯s appearance. After listening to the gist of it, Setsuna nodded. ¡°¡ Ponytail huh, that¡¯s definitely Grandma¡¯s favorite hairstyle. Alright, I¡¯ll tell you who Grandma is, so tell me where this Leona was sighted. I feel bad for everyone, but I have to chase after her¡¡± [I¡¯m alright with telling you where first, but I won¡¯t give any guarantees. Please tell me who she really is.] ¡°I know.¡± Setsuna nodded suddenly. So I¡¯ll finally know about what Leona truly is¡ ¡°Grandma is¡ a Dungeon Core.¡± [Hoh, a peer of mine? ¡ Hmm? But how is her identity something that needed to be hidden from me?] ¡°She¡¯s a Dungeon Core, but, umm, she¡¯s not just a Dungeon Core¡ I mean, uhh. She¡¯s also a Dungeon Master.¡± A Dungeon Core turned into a Dungeon Master¡? Like how Rokuko called herself when we first met? At any rate, I guess her being rted to a dungeon is a fact now that I know she¡¯s a Dungeon Master. ¡°And it¡¯s also super hard to say¡ but she¡¯s also a Hero.¡± I see, so she¡¯s a Hero eh? ¡ Hold up. I can understand being a Hero and a Dungeon Master. I mean, I¡¯m like that. But what about a Dungeon Core being a Hero? [Is she a self-proimed Hero?] ¡°No, she¡¯s a genuine Hero that was properly certified by God. She said that her ck hair is evidence¡ as for me being the descendant of a Hero and a Dungeon Core, umm, there¡¯s that. I-I don¡¯t want to cause trouble.¡± [Well, that¡¯s good. I understand that you trust this ce¡ But she¡¯s not a Hero¡¯s descendant right? I¡¯d heard that Heroes have ck hair and brown eyes?] ¡°Her eye color turning red is a side effect of the skill she has.¡± [Heeeh¡] A skill that causes the person¡¯s eyes to turn red, huh. What kind of skill is it? A sight-type skill? ¡ Ah, is that why Haku-san¡¯s eyes are red too? No, it¡¯s alright right now huh? [3] [What kind of skill is it?] ¡°She said that it¡¯s [Super Massage Lv 10].¡± [¡ Eh?] It has [Super XX] as it¡¯s name, so it¡¯s a Hero¡¯s skill, but massage? Moreover, Lv 10? That has to be a joke. ¡°I don¡¯t know if it¡¯s the truth or not, but it seems like a Hero¡¯s skill.¡± [Assuming it¡¯s true, it sounds scary¡ but why¡¯d that turn her eyes red?] ¡°So that she can see her target¡¯s diforts I think?¡± [4] [O-o-oh.] It¡¯s to the point that I¡¯d like to treat it like a hoax, but I can¡¯t say anything about it after seeing what Rokuko was like after I¡¯d talked with Leona. [So uh, what¡¯s up with her being a Hero, Dungeon Core, and Dungeon Master?] ¡°From what I was told, she has some skill called [Super Alchemy]¡ umm, it mixed them into her. The Hero and Dungeon Core parts, I mean.¡± [¡ Eh? W-why¡¯d she do something like that?] ¡°I don¡¯t really know why, but that¡¯s what she said.¡± In other words¡ªassuming what Setsuna said is true¡ªLeona is literally light darknessbined. She¡¯s basically a dangerous existence. Is she an upgraded version of me? Ha ha, hah¡ ¡°So, where¡¯s Grandma?¡± [Ah. She came to this dungeon the other day¡ Right now she¡¯s living in an area I built even farther inside than this ce.] ¡°¡ Eh? She¡¯s HERE!?¡± Setsuna shouted in astonishment. Understandable. [Yeah. To be frank, I want her to leave, but I thought it¡¯d be better to take your situation into ount. She¡¯s under a kind of house arrest¡ she¡¯s being docile for now, but I can¡¯t say how long that¡¯llst. You should hurry up to meet her if you want to. I won¡¯t block your way if you and Nayuta go together yourselves.] ¡°Alright¡ assuming Grandma¡¯s here, it should take some time to prepare, two days at most.¡± [Now that I think of it, I did keep her here for you. As a service for that, please, tell me your goal.] ¡°Okay. My goal is to have Grandma change my body back.¡± Saying that, Setsuna smiled. Footnotes: Dragonball series reference. Return Information about Chanel No. 5 perfume at this Wikipedia page. Return Pretty sure this is Keima referencing how Haku always seems to be aware of his thoughts/actions when she¡¯s away, causing him to feel her bloodlust. Return The word for ¡®diforts¡¯ here also means: muscle stiffness, swelling, lumps, uneasiness, etc. Leona can basically see what¡¯s affecting her target negatively. Supposedly. Chapter 231 Reunion I see, so that¡¯s the hermaphrodite girl (?) Setsuna¡¯s goal? [In other words, you were mixed with things through [Super Alchemy] as well?] ¡°Something like that¡ Grandma¡¯s the only person that can restore me.¡± [That so? I don¡¯t really know the details, but do your best yeah?] ¡°Un, thanks. I¡¯ll bring you something next time.¡± [If you do, please bring me some information about the Godly Beddings.] ¡°Godly Beddings¡ un, alright.¡± With that, our talks came to a close. Setsuna returned to the small room and pressed down on the interrupt button to leave. * Then the next day came. Setsuna and Nayuta dove into the dungeon. Although they appeared to have shifts as waitresses today, it looks like Meat took their ce. I know their circumstances and readily gave my permission but¡ªwell, alright. Let¡¯s just enjoy Leona¡¯s reaction. ¡°¡ I feel like I should goy down in my bed in anticipation for what¡¯sing. Rather, I want toy down.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t take my lines¡ well, I get what you mean.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll quicklyy down if Leona does something!¡± It was too troublesome to bring her to her bed, so she decided to head back if she felt anything unusual. While we were talking about stuff like that, Setsuna and Nayuta had easily arrived in the Meadow Area that had the Subi in it. It could be called obvious since I¡¯d had Golems guide them there¡ but still, they didn¡¯t think that I¡¯d deceived them at all? I wasn¡¯t deceiving them though. So now, let¡¯s see what happens. * They were told about it beforehand, but there really weren¡¯t any dungeon traps or monsters getting in their way. Rather, a Golem even guided them so that they¡¯d easily pass right through thebyrinth and not encounter any other adventurers. They made their way down the Staircase Area¡ªsomething that they¡¯d heard was chock-full of traps¡ªwithout anything really happening and went through the Warehouse Area¡ªa ce that they¡¯d heard only the Hero had been able to investigate¡ªlike it was a stroll in the park with the Golem¡¯s guidance. Once they¡¯d been guided to the staircase that was the boundary to the area, the Golem guide left waving. ¡°We really were weed in huh. Are we sure this isn¡¯t a trap?¡± ¡°I feel that we can trust Euma-san.¡± ¡°I haven¡¯t met him myself, but¡ un, he doesn¡¯t seem ordinary. If Onee-chan says he¡¯s trustworthy, I¡¯ll trust him too. So she¡¯s right after this?¡± ¡°Seems like it¡ Shall we go in with some caution and see how it goes?¡± When they went down the stairs, they saw a meadow. There was even a sky even though it¡¯s inside a dungeon. There were asionally rooms and floors within dungeons that had environmental changes like this. This wasn¡¯t their first time seeing something like this, so neither of them were too surprised and were able to calm down and continue looking around. They were told that there was a rectangr building there with a woman named Leona living in it. ¡ She hadn¡¯t heard the details, but Euma had told her that he couldn¡¯t guarantee her safety in the floor that Leona lived in. In other words, she was someone not under the dungeon¡¯s control¡ªperhaps Leona was a traveler like them, or maybe a pet? That was what they originally assumed. ¡°¡ Still though, this really is amunity.¡± ¡°I¡¯d heard talks about there being a vige in the dungeon¡ but it¡¯s like this?¡± There was a building surrounded by a fence made out of waist-high wooden nks. There was even a small gate with a brand-new wooden sign that said: [Our Passionate Wee! Subus Vige]. ¡°Subus Vige¡ Subus, huh¡ Looks like Grandma¡¯s here.¡± ¡°Subi are troublesome as enemies. They said wee so how about we ask them?¡± ¡°Let¡¯s try it. Umm¡ hello~, is anyone there~?¡± When Setsuna said that at the gate, several of the small houses¡¯ doors opened. A person walked out. She had a rather seductive appearance and wore what would better be described as strings than as clothes. ¡°Hello~, are you adventurers? Oh, girls?¡± ¡°Subi? This really is a Subus Vige then¡¡± ¡°Yeah¡ Umm, what should we do? We didn¡¯t expect that our first guests would be girls.¡± ¡°Ah, right. Is someone named Leona here? We came to see them.¡± When Setsuna said that, the Subus put herself on guard. ¡°¡ Leona-sama¡¯s pursuers!? Girls, get out here, quick!¡± ¡°Eh, pursuers!? Where!? Hey, bring the spears!¡± ¡°We won¡¯t let you take Leona-sama!¡± Various Subi popped up and approached. ¡°W-wait! I, umm, please let us talk!¡± ¡°To Leona-sama?¡± ¡°Yeah! ¡ Well, that¡¯s if she¡¯s the [Leona] that I¡¯m thinking of¡ª¡± At that moment, a woman wearing an ordinary outfit came out of the room that was the farthest away from them. Her face was exactly the one that Setsuna and Nayuta remembered, the red-eyed, ck-haired Leona. ¡°Ah! You¡¯re here!¡± ¡°Grandma! Is it really you!?¡± ¡°Oh, if it isn¡¯t Setsuna? Nayuta too? Doing well~?¡± Setsuna and Nayuta assumed their battle stances on reflex. Although this caused the Subi to once again be wary of them, Leona simply waved her hand. She was the only person left looking carefree, looking like she was just meeting her rtives after a few months. ¡°Umm, Leona-sama. Should we not attack them, then?¡± ¡°Yeah, Suira, don¡¯t make this get violent. These are my cute granddaughters after all.¡± ¡°¡ Huh? Leona-sama, weren¡¯t you seventeen? How do you have such grown children?¡± ¡°Yeah, I have grandchildren at seventeen years old.¡± Setsuna and Nayuta both looked at Leona with reproachful eyes. Leona simply smiled back at them. She appeared to not ept their visualints. ¡°Grandma? Would I lose if I tsukkomi¡¯d here?¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t it alright as-is, Nayuta? So, why¡¯d youe to meet me? But don¡¯t use ¡®Grandma¡¯, call me something with some more love in it okay? Why not trying saying it? Repeat after me~, Leonan?¡± [1] ¡°¡ Setting that aside, I want my body restored.¡± ¡°Oh? Hearing Setsuna¡¯s request, Leona tilted her head. ¡°But aren¡¯t you cuter this way? Besides, it was a Power Up~? You¡¯re supreme in power and cuteness now~, fufufu.¡± ¡°You¡!¡± ¡°Oh my, don¡¯t get angry, now. Don¡¯t ruin your cute little face¡ªwait, it¡¯s not so bad, is it? You¡¯re even cute when you¡¯re angry, Setsuna. Let Grandma give you some allowance.¡± Regarding Setsuna, who had tried to hit her, Leona simply dropped a silver coin down into her cleavage from behind. Although she definitely hadn¡¯t taken her eyes off of her, she vanished instantly and had appeared behind her. ¡°Hyah! W-when did you¡ª!?¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright, Setsuna, you¡¯d be able to surpass even me if you keep on training you know? After around three hundred years.¡± ¡°Three hundred years¡ my lifespan would run out first.¡± ¡°Oh? Setsuna, don¡¯t you know that you don¡¯t have a lifespan anymore since I made you immortal? Congrattions Setsuna, you¡¯ll be able to train forever!¡± Setsuna hadunched a backhand strike towards Leona as she¡¯d turned around. But her fist was easily deflected. Completely getting out of range of Setsuna, this time Leona gently patted Nayuta¡¯s cheek from right in front of her. ¡°Do you also want to be made immortal if I get the materials, Nayuta?¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯ll decline! Who would want the ridiculous downsides forced on them!?¡± ¡°Eternal youth is a woman¡¯s dream though? It¡¯s easily enough to take on some pain and hardship for. Besides, isn¡¯t not like the side effects are even really that bad now are they? ¡ By the way, Nayuta. You¡¯re travelling alone with Setsuna? Are you two sharing a room?¡± ¡°We¡¯re sisters, so obviously! W-we haven¡¯t done anything strange!¡± She was swinging her knife around and blushing, but Nayuta was meant to be a rear guard in the first ce, she was much less suited tobat than Setsuna. Even Setsuna¡¯s quick fist hadn¡¯t been able tond, so it wasn¡¯t like Nayuta¡¯s attack would evernd. ¡°Isn¡¯t it alright!? Restore Onee-chan!¡± ¡°Mmm, sorry, but no can do¡¡± Leona spoke with an innocent smile. ¡°I mean, that doesn¡¯t sound fun at all.¡± Although Setsuna took a short run to punch her, her fist was blocked nonchntly. Even after receiving Setsuna¡¯s full-powered punch, Leona¡¯s palm didn¡¯t so much as quiver. Footnotes: ¡®Repeat after me¡¯ is spoken in English. Chapter 232 Someone Who Really Doesn¡¯t Want to be Involved Leona grasped Setsuna¡¯s fist tenderly and patted it. ¡°¡ You tampered with my body¡ for fun?¡± ¡°Yeah? What¡¯s wrong with that?¡± ¡°You demon¡ª!¡± She started to throw a punch with her other hand, but before the fist could even reach her, Setsuna copsed powerlessly. ¡°H¡ª¡. huh¡ my, strength¡.?¡± ¡°I just gave you a bit of my prided massage. Kay, Suira. You can eat up now~. In the Subus way, that is.¡± ¡°Eeeh!? ¡ I mean sure, but are you sure? They¡¯re your grandchildren aren¡¯t they?¡± ¡°I¡¯m sure, go for it. Setsuna¡¯s a delicacy, she¡¯ll be super delicious. She¡¯s a bit weak right now¡ so just knock her out and roll her over kay~?¡± Leona handed the unmoving Setsuna over to the Subus and looked at Nayuta. ¡°W-wait, Grandma? That means you won¡¯t hear my request?¡± ¡°Oh, Nayuta, you have a request too? Did you wantrger boobs or something? ¡ Yep, we have a good amount (Subi) gathered here, so I¡¯ll exchange yours for whichever pair you like okay?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t want that! Papa not waking up, that¡¯s your doing isn¡¯t it, Grandma!?¡± ¡°Nn? Ah, that? Hmm¡ it¡¯s definitely something I did but I reaaally don¡¯t remember it, so¡ sorry?¡± ¡°Guu¡ y-you¡!¡± ¡°Ahahaha, Nayuta, I love your angry face so much! It¡¯s alright, did you know that there¡¯s a Philosopher¡¯s Stone that can be produced by researching alchemy to the extreme? Despite its appearance, it can produce miracle cures if you use it and can cure most abnormalities. Check out this sample of a Philosopher¡¯s Stone, see it?¡± Leona took a stone that glowed with a faint red color out of her [Storage]. Guess that¡¯s the Philosopher¡¯s Stone she¡¯d mentioned. ¡°¡ªGive me that thing!¡± ¡°Ahahaha, sure~¡ [Super Alchemy]. Alright, it¡¯s just an ordinary rock though.¡± Leona changed the red stone into a gray-colored¡ªordinary rock, then tossed it over to Nayuta. Even so, Nayuta caught it. She hoped to get even a tiny clue, but even after examining the stone again with her alchemy skill, it was nothing other than an everyday rock. ¡°¡ How far will you go torturing people before you¡¯re satisfied¡!?¡± ¡°I believe you¡¯ll be able to reach the extremes of alchemy yourself, Nayuta. Even an ordinary human could make it in just a short ny years, so you should be able to do it in give or take thirty. Well, I made my first one in three days though! Kusu kusu kusu.¡± Leonaughed with an irritatingugh. Nayuta red back at her, but it didn¡¯t do anything. As for Leona, she just gently stroked Nayuta¡¯s head. Although Nayuta noticed that she was suddenly being pat, she¡¯d already be unable to put any power into her body. ¡°Well then, good night to you too, Nayuta. It¡¯s alright. You¡¯re my adorable grand kids. I¡¯ll leave you both with your robe and gym outfit¡ I¡¯ll be taking your panties though?¡± ¡°Kuh¡ you, pervert¡¡± Nayuta copsed with a thud. Like this, the face-off between Leona and the two ended in her one-sided victory. * Leona was a more ridiculous existence than I¡¯d thought she was. First, her brute strength. She was about to take Setsuna¡¯s all-out attacks with ease, so it doesn¡¯t look like we could win with our strength at all. Moreover, I couldn¡¯t even see her move. Was she teleporting? Or maybe stopping time? Second, her suppressive strength. I can¡¯t say if those were really massages, but she instantly disabled both Setsuna and Nayuta, making them lose consciousness. Those two are now the Subi¡¯s food. They¡¯re eating up rather mercilessly even though they¡¯re girls, those Subi. And finally was her Super Alchemy. If what got talked about was true, it looks like she can even make someone have eternal youth as long as she has the materials. Moreover, she even turned the Super Rare Item known as a Philosopher¡¯s Stone¡ªsomething that costs more than 500,000,000 DP ording to the Catalog¡ªinto an everyday rock¡ She can probably pop them out whenever she wants. Her skill is called [Super Alchemy], so it¡¯s definitely a Hero skill. That is, it¡¯s a cheat. A cheat, I say! ¡ Also, the most troubling thing of all, she has a horrid personality. I don¡¯t feel like I¡¯d be able to get a wink of sleep with someone like that zoned in on me. It feels like I¡¯m starting to understand why Haku-san said to kill her if I get the chance. ¡°Kehmaaa¡¡± Hearing my name, when I looked over to Rokuko, she was a bit giddy and blushing. ¡°Oh, it looks like today¡¯s is rtively alright, but are you alright not heading back to your room?¡± ¡°Nn, I¡¯m ¡®kay. Maybe¡¯s it¡¯s because we weren¡¯t her opponent this time? Those two part-timers were¡ Feels like I got hit by the aftershocks though.¡± ¡°There¡¯s aftershocks to that stuff? We shouldn¡¯t walk around by yourself then.¡± ¡°Kehma, with you saying it it just sounds like an excuse to sleep the whole time.¡± You know me well, Rokuko. As expected of my partner. ¡°By the way, Rokuko. What do you think of Leona?¡± ¡°Hmm? Right¡ if she doesn¡¯t give us any trouble, we could get along¡ I think? How should I say it, it feels like she just does what she feels like.¡± ¡°And if we assume she will give us some trouble?¡± ¡°Then I¡¯ll agree with Haku Ane-sama¡¯s opinion, we should kill her. I think that would benefit the whole world¡ Kehma, what do you think?¡± ¡°I think that I wouldn¡¯t be able to sleep at will with someone like her following me around.¡± ¡°How Kehma-like of you.¡± Rokuko smiled. ¡°So, what do we do?¡± ¡°I wonder¡ maybe we should just leave her alone? I don¡¯t want to poke a sleeping threat. There¡¯s a saying in my hometown: you¡¯ll scare out a snake by poking at the bush.¡± ¡°Wouldn¡¯t telling Setsuna and Nayuta about Leona being in the dungeon count as poking her?¡± Now that you mention it, I guess I already did. ¡ Rather, what Setsuna said was that she came after hearing that Leona was here, so maybe I wasn¡¯t exposed? I should at least keep her from saying anything about it I guess? ¡°W-well, yeah. I¡¯ll be assigning those Subi to some suitable side jobs here before long¡ they¡¯ll be worth DP just by existing here, but I don¡¯t think I should let them have so much free time.¡± ¡°I¡¯m looking forward kind of work you¡¯ll give them.¡± I¡¯d never expected Leona to be such a bullcrap existence. Let¡¯s just pray that Leona doesn¡¯t get angry over the information leak and do something. * On the day Setsuna and Nayuta went to Leona, I was eating dinner in the dining room. I was leisurely eating at a corner table in the dining room while thinking that it was pretty crowded today¡ when I suddenly heard a voice. It was asking to share the table, somethingmon enough at times when it¡¯s packed like this. ¡°Sorry~, could I sit here?¡± Although there were other tables with open seats still to take, seeing as how their question sounded like they wanted to talk, I guess they wanted to sit here either because I¡¯m the Vige Chief or because they¡¯re a friendly kid. I didn¡¯t really have a reason to refuse them, so I answered while lifting my head up to look at them. ¡°Sure. I don¡¯t min¡ª¡!?¡± ¡°Oh? Is there something on my face?¡± Like I could even care about that right now? With her ck hair pulled into a ponytail and red eyes, the woman¡ª ¡ªLeona sat down right across the table from me. Oh crap, I might die. Chapter 233 The Existence Named Leona 1 My hands froze up. Why¡¯s Leona here? Wasn¡¯t she staying inside the dungeon together with the Subi? I wasn¡¯t using [Super Transformation], so I¡¯d die if she killed me. Let¡¯s flip [ckout Resistance] ON just in case. ¡°Here is your C-Rank meal, it¡¯s crowded right now, so please don¡¯t take too long in eating it.¡± ¡°Oh! This, this is it! I¡¯ve been wanting to eat some since I heard about it~¡± Today¡¯s C-Rank meal is some grilled ginger pork with rice instead of bread. Rei ced the C-Rank meal in front of Leona, not taking notice of the sweat waterfall taking ce in my mind. ¡®So please don¡¯t take too long in eating it¡¯¡ªhuh, how formal. Also, help please? I was begging for help in my mind, but she obviously wouldn¡¯t be able to hear it. Rei wouldn¡¯t be able to due anything to Leona with her nonexistent offensive power anyway. Rather, she should escape while she can. ¡°Ufufu, how many years has it been since I¡¯ve had rice? Did I eat it back when I was seventeen¡? Ooh, that would¡¯ve been only recently then, wouldn¡¯t it? Tehee~?¡± Is that joke about being seventeen your trademark or something? ¡ Wait, I still haven¡¯t actually met Leona directly. There¡¯s a good chance that she just happened toe to the seat across me by chance, I can just slip away at some point. As for how I¡¯ll slip away, well, I don¡¯t know. ¡°Well now, Golem-san.¡± ¡°Bugofu¡ª¡± ¡°Ah, do you prefer Keima-san?¡± Yep, she found me out. I understand that perfectly. It¡¯d be alright if she just used my name even without me telling her, I¡¯m the Vige Chief. It wouldn¡¯t be hard to get my name and using perfect Japanese diction for it could¡¯ve just been happenchance. But Golem-san is an out. ¡°Hahahaha¡ ¡ ¡ please spare me my life.¡± ¡°Why are you suddenly asking this lovely young girl something so weird? It¡¯s alright, I just want to talk today¡ª[Istion], [Camouge], there we go. Alright, now it¡¯ll just look like we¡¯re having a fun little conversation to anyone else, so being blunt¡¯s OK~¡± When Leona snapped her fingers, I couldn¡¯t hear any soundsing from all of the people around us. It looks like she used some skill to produce a space that we can talk privately¡ which also means that I can¡¯t call for help. ¡°Umm¡¡± ¡°I came as a friend today, so don¡¯t worry about honorifics. Golem-san¡¯s way of talking would be good¡ The next time you speak overly polite, I¡¯ll flick you in the forehead, alright?¡± ¡°¡ Alright.¡± Leona smiled. Actually, I think ¡®grinned¡¯ might be a better way to put it? At any rate, her forehead flick sounds like it might cause my head to straight up vanish so being overly polite is hereby banned! ¡°Oh, wondering about my skill? I guess we could¡¯ve moved to a room, but I¡¯m not some cheap woman that would let some strange man bring me to his room so easily~¡± ¡°Today¡¯s my treat! Everyone, feel free to eat and drink all you want!¡± I called out, but the people around us didn¡¯t pay me any attention and just kept on eating. ¡°¡ Yeah, no reaction at all. Alright, sure. I¡¯ll trust you.¡± ¡°Heeh, that¡¯s amusing. It¡¯s the first time I saw someone react like that, it¡¯s usually ¡®please save me~¡¯ and stuff.¡± ¡°So, what¡¯s up? Rather, how¡¯d you know who I am?¡± ¡°Oh? It¡¯s hard to like men that are too hasty, you know? ¡ Well, I don¡¯t mind telling you.¡± Leona pointed to her red eyes and spoke. ¡°I have [Super Appraisal]¡ I can see your everything.¡± An appraisal-type skill. I¡¯d thought that she¡¯d have one, but seeing as how it has ¡®Super¡¯ tacked on, it¡¯s a Hero Skill? ¡°Fufufu, isn¡¯t it a standard? I could see that that Golem¡¯s name was Euma, and that it was manufactured by ¡®Keima-san¡¯. Also that you¡¯re older than the seventeen year old me.¡± ¡°¡ I don¡¯t know if it¡¯s a standard or not, but I don¡¯t have an appraisal-type skill.¡± ¡°Hoh? Then couldn¡¯t you transform into me with your [Super Transformation] for a taste of it?¡± So she even found out about my Hero skill huh¡ [Super Appraisal] is a frightening skill. I wonder if she could even see me as having [upation: Vige Chief (Dungeon Master-cum-Hero)]? ¡°But I don¡¯t rmend transforming into me, you¡¯d probably go mad and end up dying¡ You have Lv 3 though, so maybe you¡¯ll respawn?¡± ¡°¡ Go mad? Wow. Why would that happen?¡± ¡°You¡¯d also have my abilities, but you would get juuuuuust a little cursed. I¡¯m fine¡ªrather, I guess it¡¯s more like I be alright?¡ªbecause I have [Magic Absorption], but the curse will just flow over to you when you take on my form.¡± [1] Seriously? ¡ I didn¡¯t transform into Leona with [Super Transformation] like how I did with Setsuna because I had some information beforehand, but holy crap. That saved me. ¡°Do you know what cursed you?¡± ¡°Do you keep track of how many grams of meat you eat every day? I sure don¡¯t. It¡¯s like that. Ufufu, just think of it like the whole world¡¯s cursing me, isn¡¯t it thrilling?¡± So there¡¯s just too many sources? ¡°So, how have you been, Golem-san?¡± Rxed, Leona asked me a question like she was wanting to do some small talk. ¡°Please call me Vige Chief-san, not Golem-san¡ right, I just recently started feeling like some lion was staring me dead in the eyes.¡± ¡°Well, it definitely must be a cute, everyday lion then. Ah, how about you call me [Leonan?] then? Like a boyfriend, with affection and love.¡± ¡°Leonan, I¡¯m the type to use honorifics for lovers and juniors.¡± ¡°Then we¡¯ll just use our names, Keima-san.¡± Leona gulped down the rice while eating the grilled ginger pork. ¡°Mmm! Rice really is the soul food of Japan! Why is it this world doesn¡¯t have any? I gave up after trying to make it didn¡¯t work out, even turning rocks into orichalcum was easier. Did you know that rice isn¡¯t even on the Lv 10 recipe list for [Super Alchemy]? Even though something like the Philosopher Stone was listed at Lv 1¡ Well, [Super Alchemy] itself is derived from the Philosopher¡¯s Stone though.¡± ¡°Oooh, so you¡¯re a Japanese after all?¡± ¡°Oh? You¡¯re one too, Keima-san? My eyes being red is because of my skill.¡± ¡°[Super Massage]? Or [Super Appraisal]?¡± ¡°So you heard about that from Setsuna? Neither, it¡¯s amon [Magic Sight]-type skill. With it, I can even see things like the flow of magical power within a dungeon¡¯s domain¡ Haku-chan has it too, you kno? Haku-chan¡¯s eyes were red to begin with though.¡± Wow, it looks like I just learned something good. She isn¡¯t nning on erasing me now, right? ¡°You don¡¯t need to be so scared, I¡¯m just speaking so freely since it¡¯s fun to speak with another Japanese¡ So, how long has it been since you came here, Keima-san?¡± ¡°¡ About one year.¡± ¡°It¡¯s been around five hundred for me, I think? I look younger than my age because I have eternal youth though. Oh dear, a woman shouldn¡¯t talk about her age, how inconsiderate of me.¡± What are you going off saying on your own now? ¡°I¡¯m not interested in your age, so please don¡¯t worry.¡± ¡°Really really? Weren¡¯t you a lolicon that¡¯s only interested in gachi loli? Ah, I was thinking that that information was a countermeasure for the Subi, but you really fooled me! My evaluation of you got a super UP!¡± [2] I don¡¯t recall deceiving anyone, but it looks like she went and got deceived on her own. I don¡¯t know if my evaluation being improved is a good or bad thing though. ¡°Should I ask you straight up then? What¡¯s your goal?¡± ¡°My goal? Hmm, alright, I¡¯ll tell you.¡± With acent smile, Leona assumed an important air about her. At that moment, the air around her felt like it literally turned ck. ¡°I want to be the [Final Boss].¡± Footnotes: I¡¯m assuming by ¡®also have my abilities¡¯, she¡¯s meaning super, super reduced versions? Leona has mentioned the past two times she mentioned it that Keima would in fact be able to use her [Super XXX] abilities to some minor degree. Return As a result of diving into 2ch for quite a long time, I¡¯ve discovered that [Gachi Loli = ¡®genuine lolis ONLY, no look-alikes, nothing else mixed in¡¯]. No one ever seems to exin it explicitly, though. Chapter 234 The Existence Named Leona 2 ¡°I want to be the [Final Boss]!¡± Leona said it a second time. It¡¯s that important to her? She kept on speaking when I was about to try asking what she meant. ¡°I, well, want to use my power how I want, when I want, doing what I want, selfishly, mercilessly, irresponsibly, and never have to think about whatever ties people down like apologies, reasons,pensations, or annoyances. I just want to enjoy myself¡ In other words, I want to live my life in this world doing whatever I feel like, I want to be the Last Boss! Fufufu.¡± Leonaughed giddily. She still hadn¡¯t finished, though. ¡°Haven¡¯t there been circumstances altering Last Bosses recently like [He¡¯s actually a good guy] or [There was no other choice but to] or [The evil ones were actually humanity]? That¡¯s stupid, I hate stuff like that. Last Bosses should move in ordance to their desires and wield their strength how they want. An antagonist that overruns, piges, plunders, and steals without ever feeling guilty about any of it. I want to be that sort of absolute authority.¡± In other words, someone wholly engrossed by their selfishness. Looks like the Last Boss is the existence named Leona. ¡°There¡¯s even a Demon King in this world, gods too. Well, even if he¡¯s calling himself a Demon King, he¡¯s a Dungeon Core. The Destruction God is the God of Light and the God of Darkness is the Evil God¡ªthe Creation God isn¡¯t doing anything. They don¡¯t feel like Last Bosses at all yeah? That¡¯s why I¡¯ll turn into one and that¡¯s just how it is.¡± It¡¯s like that¡ well, it¡¯s probably better that I don¡¯t understand. ¡ Hold up. The God of Light is the Destruction God and the God of Darkness is the Evil God, the heck? That¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve ever heard that! There¡¯s even a god called the Creation God? And he¡¯s at the level of creating existence? Please don¡¯t spout off something so crazy like it¡¯s nothing¡ ¡°Aah, but I have my own policies though! I like to y my games with a few handicaps.¡± ¡°¡ Should I ask about them? What do you mean by handicaps?¡± ¡°Ufufu, there¡¯s quite a few, but if I were to put it simply¡ I favor children that please me. I don¡¯t get off on killing them, I actually give them blessings so that they won¡¯t die.¡± They¡¯ve gotta be curses¡ ¡°I use some of my time to make sure that those children get strong and wise. I hope they¡¯ll be able to kill me some day. So then when they do get strong enough to kill me, I¡¯ll harvest them¡ Aah, I can¡¯t wait! It¡¯s my dream to turn those darlings that¡¯ll someday get strong enough to kill me into pets unable to do anything but resent and vilify me! I just can¡¯t wait to see what¡¯ll happen when I still love on them¡ Hah hah!¡± ¡°That kind of love¡¯s a bit much, kind of ruins the mood¡ was that called yandere?¡± ¡°Keima-san, I¡¯ll raise your strength to the limit if you decide to be a candidate to be one of my pets. How about it, want to sign the contract?¡± ¡°Sorry, but I¡¯ll decline.¡± ¡°Ah, unfortunate. Unexpected even, there¡¯s a lot of people that want to get strong so much that they would even sell their soul to a demon. I¡¯d put the probability at those who sign the contract with me after I offer it at about 80%, even. Ah, I also keep my promises. That¡¯s another one of my policies.¡± ¡°¡ Leona, you¡¯re a demon?¡± ¡°Oh dear, to call such a sweet and innocent human girl a demon¡ How praiseworthy. Well, there are a few heretics revering and worshiping me as the [Chaos God] or something, so I might actually be a demon.¡± What a no-good girl, I have to do something and do it quick¡ but I can¡¯t turn this into a fight. ¡°So then, it¡¯s your turn now, Keima-san. As someone in a simr situation as me, what do you desire in this world? I might even make you mypanion if you want half of the world.¡± By simr situation, she¡¯s probably referring to how I¡¯m two things that should be hostile toward each other, how I¡¯m both a Dungeon Master and a Hero. Still though, my desire? I¡¯ve already figured that out. ¡°I don¡¯t want something outrageous like half the world. I just want to sleep in peace of mind.¡± ¡°Oh, how lovely. I think having a simple dream like that is nice. If you ignored how f*cking boring it is, I mean.¡± ¡°Thanks for thepliment. I think your dream¡¯s amazing, too¡ªif you took out how ridiculously troublesome it sounds.¡± ¡°Now that you mention it, it is troublesome. Yeah, we¡¯re already friends! Better yet, we¡¯re already close friends!¡± ¡°You do know that I¡¯m not going to pay any friend charge or sign that contract, right?¡± ¡°Aw, unfortunate. Well, alright, Haku-san¡¯s already paying for it anyway. This ce is Haku-chan¡¯s favorite, so I promise to not wreck it.¡± So Haku-san¡¯s paying some kind of friend charge¡ oh, is that why she¡¯s had to hunt and attack dungeons for a long time? So that means¡ no, let¡¯s stop there. It¡¯s just my imagination. ¡°Well then, I¡¯m going to be living here in the dungeon for a while. I¡¯ll take some strolls now and then, but you don¡¯t mind, do you?¡± ¡°¡ I don¡¯t mind since you look more or less like a human, but please don¡¯t say anything that could cause trouble, alright? That includes to your grandkids.¡± ¡°It¡¯s the same for the Subi, though. They aren¡¯t any different from humans if they just hide a few things. Like that waitress girl you have over there¡ ooh? Why¡¯s her attack power at 0? That¡¯s suuuuper interesting!¡± ¡°Cut it out.¡± With that, Leona snapped her fingers again. The surrounding mor returned. ¡°Well, thanks for the meal. Put some rice in our provisions next time, okay?¡± ¡°I¡¯ll consider it.¡± Returning her dishes now that she finished eating, Leona left the dining room. ¡°¡ Holy crap, I thought I was going to die¡¡± I suddenly started sweating. I might¡¯ve even fainted if I had [ckout Resistance] set to OFF. ¡ I need to start using [Super Transformation] even here in the inn from now on, don¡¯t I? I ate my now-cold dinner and returned to my room. By the way, after turning into the Subi¡¯s meal, Setsuna and Nayuta rolled out of the dungeon with vacant eyes the next morning. Well, our Golems were what rolled them out though. Try not to catch a cold out there alright? Chapter 235 The Anti-Leona Strategy Meeting I decided to call the dungeon¡¯s executives together to hold an Anti-Leona Strategy Meeting. The participants are me, Rokuko, Meat, Ichika, and the three monster girls. Subus Ring Neru is here on Meat¡¯s finger, too. My identity was found out, so it suddenly feels like there¡¯s a knife to my throat¡ªmore like a guillotine¡ªand I¡¯ve already went through something dangerous¡ ¡°Because of all that, our goal is the dungeon¡¯s survival and Leona¡¯s expulsion.¡± As a result of talking with Leona¡ I figured out how much of a hedonist she is¡ªor maybe it¡¯s better to say she¡¯s living in the now for her future¡ªand well, I don¡¯t want to be involved at all. At any rate, I now understand that she has a troublesome personality. Her actions are entirely based off of whether or not something is amusing. ¡°Still though, the Last Boss, is it?¡± ¡°Yeah, Rokuko. That¡¯s what Leona told me. It almost sounded like a bluff though.¡± Having seen the recording of it, Rokuko blinked in surprise when I responded to what she said. ¡°Huh? Why¡¯s that? She looked pretty enthusiastic about it to me.¡± ¡°It was like she was trying to persuade herself¡ it just looked like acting to me. She¡¯d even obviously prepared it all beforehand, seeing as how there weren¡¯t any logical facies. Maybe what she¡¯s thinking deep down is quite the opposite. To to hurry up and kill her or something. The Last Boss is an existence that is eventually overthrown, after all.¡± ¡°¡ Umm, really?¡± ¡°If not, she wouldn¡¯t be giving herself those handicaps and ying around, she¡¯d be doing whatever she wants and dominating the world.¡± Hmm? But Leona¡¯s already threatening Haku-san, the empire¡¯s top dog. Maybe she¡¯s already finished with her world domination? Well, whatever. ¡°By her deliberately saying [want to be], not ¡®if¡¯ or ¡®when¡¯, she¡¯s holding her ground¡ as Leona.¡± ¡°Troublesome, isn¡¯t she¡¡± ¡°Seriously.¡± It¡¯s not like she¡¯s trying to think about how to be the Last Boss, but rather that she¡¯s going to end up as one. The strange part is that she said that she wants to be it despite herself knowing that it would be like that. It appears that she¡¯s hiding something, but I don¡¯t really feel like figuring out what that something is. At any rate, she herself is aiming to be the incarnation of selfishness itself, so it¡¯s probably something dumb. Whether it¡¯s the truth or a lie, it doesn¡¯t change the fact that she might just explode at any moment. The best option for us is to get her to leave as soon as possible. ¡°As Haku-san said, Leona likely won¡¯t kill us, so we can be a bit bullish about it.¡± ¡°Kehma, why do you think she won¡¯t kill us?¡± ¡°Because [it wouldn¡¯t be interesting]. It¡¯d be over if she killed us. She¡¯ll go with the way that leaves us with some hope. [It would be interesting].¡± Seeing as how Haku-san told us to [kill Leona if you get the chance], that¡¯s probably how it is. I don¡¯t think that she¡¯d ever put Rokuko into a dangerous situation. And I don¡¯t think Leona would approve, either. ¡°Kehma¡¯s amazing. Even after listening to it all I didn¡¯t understand any of that!¡± ¡°Yeah¡ It feels like she did something when I met her. I started understanding Leona for some reason. I feel sick. I¡¯m also having trouble thinking right¡ Neru. Please check to see if there¡¯s some condition on me. I don¡¯t even care if you have to possess me for it.¡± [Kaaay. But what if the point of what she did was to get you to say you don¡¯t care?] ¡°It might have been a passive skill that improved our affinity with each other, or maybe some kind of persuasion-type skill that could convey your intentions to another person easier¡ Ichika, do you know about any skills like that?¡± ¡°Not that I¡¯ve heard about. It wouldn¡¯t be weird if there were skills rulers could learn that ordinary adventurers didn¡¯t know about though. If Goshujin-sama says so, there¡¯s gotta be a possibility. There¡¯s not in the catalog?¡± ¡°None from what I saw, but it¡¯s not like every skill is listed on the catalog¡ Rokuko, please send a letter to Haku-san and check.¡± ¡°Alright. There¡¯s probably going to be other stuff to tell her, so I¡¯ll wait to write it until after we¡¯re done.¡± If it¡¯s a skill with the effect of allowing the user¡¯s and the target¡¯s consciousnesses to be tuned to one another, I think that there¡¯d have to be some other adverse effects. Even if it seems mostly harmless on the surface, just having someone know the way you think is, in a way, dangerous. ¡ That might also have been why Haku-san san [make sure that Rokuko-chan doesn¡¯t get seen by Leona. It¡¯ll corrupt her]¡ However, even so, we¡¯re now meeting to set up our Leona countermeasures. Setting up measures against someone we know should be easier than otherwise. ¡°Master. I understand we¡¯re considering countermeasures here, but what if we went with [Doing Nothing]? To be urate, make it so that nothing happens. We¡¯ll have her realize that this ce is boring and let her grow bored. Wouldn¡¯t she leave of her own will?¡± ¡°Rei, you¡¯re definitely on the right track¡ but it¡¯s toote for that.¡± Leona has clearly shown interest in me. She¡¯d also taken an interest in Rei during our conversation. Even excluding that, Nayuta and Setsuna are here at our dungeon, same with Meat. I doubt she¡¯d get bored of staying here. ¡ I absolutely don¡¯t want Meat to meet Leona. Setsuna and Nayuta said that Meat is a [Toy], so the reason Meat can¡¯t remember her past is probably because Leona did something to her. If she met with Leona and they were unsealed, what would happen to the current Meat? I could solve it all since she¡¯s under my control as my ve, but I don¡¯t even want to think about it. If she resented me for turning her into a hug pillow and want to stab and kill me or something, it¡¯d be a pretty big shock. ¡ Rather, if she regained her memory that she¡¯s Leona¡¯s grandkid and that made her be like Leona¡ yeah, that¡¯d also be a shock. ¡°Then maybe it would be a good idea to have something else she¡¯s interested in happen somewhere else?¡± ¡°Maybe Haku Ane-sama could do something?¡± ¡°That would be scary in a number of ways. On the other hand, the amount we¡¯d be indebted to our neighbor (Ontentoo) by pushing her onto him would be awkward.¡± ¡°¡ How about we win over Setsuna and Nayuta and talk with them to get them to lure Leona to some other ce?¡± ¡°Oh, that¡¯s a pretty good idea, Rokuko.¡± As expected of my partner. She can do it if she tries! ¡°Come to think of it, what were Setsuna¡¯s and Nayuta¡¯s Leona countermeasures? Looks like it wasn¡¯t too effective seeing as how they were dealt with pretty quick, though. Do you know they¡¯d nned, Kinue-san?¡± ¡°Yes. It appears that they¡¯ve procured various things that Leona hates¡ Seeing the recording, it appears that they weren¡¯t able to take those things out, though. ¡°¡ Things Leona hates, huh. I kind of want that information too, so maybe it would be better to win them over as allies? ¡ Getting them to go to the [Avarice Lodge] so that I can talk to them with Euma each and every time is troublesome, after all. So, Nerune. Talk with them about being someone from the dungeon. Be the middleman. Speak about us only ever ambiguously, decide how much you should say depending on how it¡¯s going.¡± ¡°Got it~¡± Setsuna said that she was a Dungeon Core¡¯s child, so we should be able to talk a bit about what¡¯s going on for us. And as for why I chose Nerune¡ that¡¯s because Nerune has been getting along with them the best as an employee. Rei feels like their boss, Kinue-san feels like an older sister, and Meat and Ichika have some circumstances stopping them from doing it. There¡¯s not too much of a difference, but Nerune is the closest to them. Her naive appearance seems to have an influence on it, too. Also, the one least likely to make a mistake is Nerune. Rei has some thoughtless moments¡ ¡°Now then, Meat.¡± ¡°¡ Yes.¡± ¡°Let¡¯s ask again. You are what to me?¡± ¡°A faithful horse.¡± ¡°Wrong. You are my hug pillow¡ so you don¡¯t need to be a fighter. You won¡¯t be making a move this time so that you don¡¯t get stolen¡ but even if you are stolen,e back to me. As my hug pillow.¡± ¡°¡ Yes.¡± Meat nodded, her face blushing a little. I will continue to emphasize that she is my hug pillow till the very end. Assuming Meat has some of Leona¡¯s brainwashing and training in her, there¡¯s a good chance it will activate with her as a [ve] or as a [Fighter]. Even if there¡¯s something there, it¡¯d be great if her being a [Hug Pillow] works as a loophole. ¡°It¡¯s okay, Meat. You¡¯re Kehma¡¯s hug pillow right? Then you can just leave everything to Kehma!¡± ¡°Yes, Rokuko-sama.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll also be leaving it all to Kehma this time.¡± ¡ Well, that¡¯s good. It¡¯s better that I don¡¯t let Rokuko and Meat meet Leona. ¡°For the time being, we¡¯ll talk with Setsuna and Nayuta and try collecting some things Leona isn¡¯t too good against.¡± With that, [Operation Eject Leona From the Cave of Desires] began. Rokuko was the one to name the operation, it had nothing to do with me! Chapter 236 [Operation Eject Leona], Begin Setsuna and Nayuta, who¡¯d both fallen into rather a unbing appearance, sent back to the inn, they woke up on the afternoon of that day and regained their senses. The adventurers that first found them were Gozoh and Roppu, so I guess it¡¯s a good thing it ended with the minimum exposure for them? Well, I¡¯m the one that caused it though. When they woke up after being yed around with (very, very much so)¡ª ¡°Uwaah! Ah-haah¡ dangit! We got beat again¡¡± ¡ªit seemed like they¡¯d gotten used to it. As for what they looked like after being toyed with by the Subi, it appeared they didn¡¯t care at all. I don¡¯t know if it¡¯s because they were used to this kind of thing or if it was just them being used to Leona, though. Just to be sure, I gave them a day off and made use of the opportunity by having Nerune go to visit them. With the purpose of talking about the dungeon, of course. ¡°Setsuna, I¡¯m actually a spy from the dungeon~¡± ¡°Oh, I thought so.¡± And that¡¯s how anticlimactically it went. The who brought her to meet me as [Euma] back in the beginning was Nerune, after all. It seems like Setsuna started questioning the possibility of it when Nerune waltzed through the dungeon so naturally. Nerune was holding a stone (Stone Golem) that could greet them with Euma¡¯s voice for proof just in just, but she didn¡¯t even have to use it. ¡°And because of all that, we want Leona out of here~¡ we¡¯ll let you meet her again if you cooperate~¡± ¡°¡ We¡¯ve already met her two, no three times and wanted to definitely have her take an attack from us this time, but that didn¡¯t work out¡¡± ¡°We can give you our cooperation too~?¡± ¡°Umm¡¡± ¡°Cooperation, we¡¯ll give it to you~¡± ¡°¡ If possible, I¡¯d like the chance to punch Grandma with your cooperation to meet her. That you will grant my wish of hitting her in her body or head¡ promise me.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll consult with my superiors, then~¡± It looks like they hadn¡¯t been nning on somehow encountering her by chance, they¡¯ve already challenged her several times. Let¡¯s start preparing a trap that takes her views into ount. ¡°By the way, what about Nayuta-san~?¡± ¡°Nayuta wanted to have Grandma teach her how to cure Papa who¡¯s been sleeping continuously¡ so her wish more or less came true. It sounds hard, though.¡± I see. She really did tell her how to cure him¡ it¡¯s just that a Philosopher¡¯s Stone is required for it. ¡°So, does Leona have any weak points or things she¡¯s not good at dealing with~?¡± ¡°Aah, un. They are¡ª¡± * Several days passed. Leona hadn¡¯t really made any movements. Rather, she was basically only ever flirting with the Subi in self-indulgence. Rokuko didn¡¯t let me have anything to do with her surveince because of that, so I had Nerune and Kinue-san do it since neither of them would get worked up by any of it. Ah, Rei had only watched through the openings between her fingers with her face covered by her hands, so I took her off that duty. And since there aren¡¯t any adventurers that can make it to Subus Vige, it¡¯s practically just an ordinary vige that I have to support with food. I tried having them sculpt [Wood Carvings] as item drops for the dungeon as a side job, but they only ever managed to sculpt things that looked like matsutake mushrooms for some reason. Basically just ¡®miss¡¯ items¡ they did say they were great as massage tools though. [1] Well, with things ying out like that, once I was done arranging traps after referencing the information we got from Setsuna, we were ready to begin [Operation Eject Leona From the Cave of Desires]. The strategy¡¯s outline was simple. ¡ªHave Leona decide to leave the dungeon of her own will. It all boiled down to that since there¡¯s no way we could manage anything with our own power. We¡¯d somehow seize her weakness, as well as use Setsuna. It¡¯s a pretty ambiguous n, but thanks to Setsuna¡¯s information, it all fell into ce. ¡°And that¡¯s why I asked Nerune to ask Setsuna, the Leona specialist, what her was bad with¡ but eggnt? She hates eggnt? ¡ I mean, I don¡¯t like it either¡ but really? Eggnt?¡± ¡°It¡¯s not good to be picky, Kehma. It¡¯s bad for your health!¡± There were various other things as well, but what she hated the most were eggnts. In truth, when I tried out including an eggnt with the supplies I sent to them, Leona immediately leapt back from the box the instant she saw an eggnt in it. She wouldn¡¯t even get close to it after that and had the Subi deal with dispose of it (properly, as food). And the subus who ate it wasn¡¯t allowed to evene close to Leona that day. ording to Leona, [I don¡¯t hate eggnts, I actually love them. But I am [Abstaining from Eggnts] and praying for world peace. So if I eat an eggnt, the world will have a crisis, okay? Ah, sorry, but I seriously can¡¯t kiss a mouth that¡¯s eaten an eggnt, so please get away from me.] It seems to be like that. The world has be something that can be saved with eggnts. By the way, the Subus ate the eggnt dly. It looks like Subi love stuff like mushrooms, eggnts, and cucumbers. The Ring Subus Neru said it so it¡¯s probably not wrong. ¡°She really hates it huh. But she didn¡¯t throw it away, she¡¯s pretty mindful, isn¡¯t she?¡± ¡°Not wasting food is probably one of her handicaps¡ how Japanese of her.¡± Even though she¡¯s been in this world for five hundred years¡ ah, maybe the reason she doesn¡¯t waste food is because she¡¯s had a bad food situation here? Japan is filled with food after all~ ¡°But Leona¡¯s also a Dungeon Master, couldn¡¯t she just replenish her stocks of food whenever she wants¡ huh? Come to think of it, can Leona use DP too?¡± ¡°I haven¡¯t seen her use it¡ why?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t get it. I mean, she said it was the first time she¡¯d eaten rice in a long time.¡± She¡¯s been using the [Super XX] Hero skills left and right, but she hasn¡¯t used any dungeon functions¡ did something weird happen? Or is it another handicap? Hmm, this girl has way too many mysteries. Footnotes: Matsutake mushrooms = super phallic. Yeah. Chapter 237 Preparations That day, Leona was taking a stroll about Subus Vige. Though I say that, she didn¡¯t exactly walk far, seeing as how the ce the vige was in was just a single dungeon floor. It looked like a spacious meadow, but it had walls and a ceiling. ¡®There¡¯s nothing new to see¡¡¯ is what she thought, but then she suddenly found a red button sitting on a rectangr pedestaling up from the ground. ¡°Oh? Was this here before?¡± Not pausing at all, Leona pressed the button. ¡°¡? Nothing¡¯s happening.¡± Click. Click, click click. Leona pressed the button repeatedly. Cli-click, click, clickity click click click. She even started trying to press it sixteen times per second, but even then nothing happened. [Oi Leona, what¡¯re you doing?] And then a Golem appeared. ¡°Oh, Kehma-sa¡ª-Golem-san. Well, I was pressing this button here.¡± [¡ You pressed it?] ¡°¡ Yeah?¡± [How many times? ¡ Mm, fifty-two times eh? Kay then, here ya go.] ¡°Eh, what¡¯re you gonna give me?¡± He dropped an eggnt into Leon¡¯s outstretched hand. ¡°¡ I don¡¯t want them¡!¡± [Sorry, it¡¯s one of this dungeon¡¯s rules. Someone who presses this button here has to eat an eggnt¡ Alright, here¡¯s the four others.] ¡°Such a weird rule, change it!¡± [You want me to change it? Oh well then. Then you¡¯ll have to give me something in exchange¡ how about five Philosopher¡¯s Stones instead of the eggnts? You can make them at the drop of a hat right? I¡¯d like to experiment.] ¡°Sure, here.¡± Five Philosopher¡¯s Stones¡ªalchemic treasures¡ªtumbled across the ground. They weren¡¯t worth any different than simple rocks to Leona. [Ah, thanks.] ¡°Seriously, why¡¯d you suddenly make such a weird rule?¡± [I made it since the Subi wanted to eat eggnts. I¡¯ll just remove this button then~] With a rustling sound, the Golem removed the button along with its pedestal from the ground. It then slung it over its shoulder like it was just carrying a nk. [Listen here, if you got discouraged by this, go and try pressing some more buttons whenever. Absolutely press them!] [1] With the Golem telling her not to press buttons, it left without waiting for a reply. ¡°¡¡± Leona smiled. * ¡°She should definitely press the next button shees across now.¡± ¡°Well, she¡¯ll definitely press them after you told her to press them like that.¡± ¡ Did it turn into that because of the trantion function? ¡°Just to say it, what I told her was to not press them. It¡¯s an intentional mistrantion that feels like a scheme. Leona¡ªwho¡¯s also a Hero¡ªshould hear it as-is in Japanese, though.¡± ¡°Eh, what? She¡¯ll press them even though you told her not to press them¡?¡± ¡°She¡¯ll definitely press them.¡± Leona¡¯s weak points. That is, [Eggnts] and [Promises]¡ rather, [Clich¨¦s]. [2] She keeps her promises, all the more so when they are clich¨¦s. In that case, it¡¯s a definite thing. While on the topic, my saying [Absolutely press them!] was a [Clich¨¦] to the point that the trantion function mistranted it. With that, Leona¡¯s pressing of the next button shees across is virtually a sure thing. ¡°With this, the foundation for Leona catching herself in the trap has beenid. Next is making the instakill trap¡ well, it won¡¯t kill her, but it should at least drive her out.¡± Still though, I wound up getting a hold of these Philosopher¡¯s Stones in the preparation stage. I was expecting for it to blow over as a joke, but it looks like Leona really does treat them as the same worth as pebbles¡ ¡ Maybe I should¡¯ve asked for fifty-two of them? Well, no point in crying over spilt milk. ¡°¡ Should we try turning one into DP?¡± ¡°Oh, wait. Don¡¯t¡ I get the feeling that they¡¯d be 10 DP at most.¡± Rokuko stopped me when I tried to convert a Philosopher¡¯s Stone into DP as a treasure. She¡¯s gotten to the point of being able to know how much DP a treasure is before crushing it? Just when did that happen¡ ¡°Hm? The heck, is it a fake?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know, but I get the same kind of feeling with Kehma¡¯s Ring? It¡¯s just a guess, but I think it might be because it didn¡¯t take much time or effort to make? Like you get proportional DP to the effort it takes.¡± I see, so it¡¯s the same as the DP-light magic sword de golems I made¡ Conversely, when I raised those beets and turned them into sugar, the value of those cheap seeds went up after I put so much time and effort into them. It¡¯s that kind of feeling. Ooh, now that I think of it, that DP-raising method about raising a Jewelled Turtle that Haku-san taught me did take up quite some time, didn¡¯t it? ¡°Leona¡¯s able to make them from any old rock right? But they still function normally. It¡¯s like that.¡± ¡°I see¡¡± In that case, maybe I should give one to Nayuta? ¡ is what I thought, but I don¡¯t really have a reason to actually give her one. I got it from Leona after taking great pains to do so myself, so I should use it for my own sake. Just giving it away is no good. But Nayuta doesn¡¯t have anything I actually need. Even her gun is a defective prototype¡ maybe some freshly used socks? ¡°¡ Eh, wait. You tried crushing the ring I gave you?¡± ¡°Hueh!? N-no, Kehma! Haku Ane-sama said she wanted to buy the ring for 100,000,000 DP, so I was like ¡®I wonder how much it¡¯s worth~¡¯ and just started thinking about¡ªah, I obviously turned her down though, you know that right!? Don¡¯t worry, I really definitely absolutely wouldn¡¯t betray your love and trade it in for money or DP! So, umm, right! Let¡¯s sleep together tonight!¡± ¡°Wait wait wait, STAHPPU, STAHPPU.¡± [3] I calmed down Rokuko, who¡¯d started panicking for some reason. ¡ 100,000,000 DP though, woah. But Rokuko¡¯s also amazing for actually turning that down. If it were me, I would¡¯ve sold it. I could¡¯ve used that to buy a bed and a luxurious life of indolence. ¡°I wouldn¡¯t have minded if you sold it for a 100,000,000 DP though, I could¡¯ve made another.¡± ¡°It¡¯s the ring I got from you though! There¡¯s no way I could sell it. Don¡¯t say something so mean¡ Muuu¡¡± Rokuko pouted. ¡ And now I¡¯m thinking this girl¡¯s naturally adorable. It¡¯s just a ring to me, but for Rokuko, I guess it¡¯s something important she got from me. ¡°Hey, Kehma¡ I wonder, umm, a Dungeon Core and a human, they can make kids, right? Taking Setsuna as an example, they can, right? How do they make kids?¡± ¡°That¡¯s not a story for right now, alright? Oookay, let¡¯s change topics~!¡± Ask Haku-san about something like that¡ no, actually please just forget about it and never ask anyone. It¡¯d get me killed. But still, Rokuko¡¯s in this state¡ did Leona do something to her? I really do have to rush Leona out of here or I¡¯m not going to live for long. ¡°Really Kehma, you don¡¯t have to get shy. We¡¯re in a rtionship, aren¡¯t we?¡± ¡°Yeah, we¡¯re partners.¡± I once again strengthened my determination to drive Leona out. ¡°¡ So you made that Leona-use floor after all? There are a lot of things you made that I don¡¯t understand though.¡± ¡°Yeah. I made sure to prepare a chance for Setsuna to get an attack in on Leona too.¡± With that, my preparations are in order. Next, I¡¯ll be sending Leona to the specially-made floor and do something to her. ¡ As soon as Setsuna¡¯s preparations are ready, it¡¯s go time. ¡°Nerune, how¡¯s going on their side?¡± ¡°I gave the weapons I got from Master to them~, they¡¯re probably ready whenever~? They were practicing with the weapons they got~¡± ¡°In that case, we¡¯ll start the operation tomorrow.¡± I decided to do onest look-over of the Leona-use floor. I really just wanted to sleep to prepare for tomorrow, but it looks like Rokuko would get into my bed if I tried sleeping now, so I don¡¯t think I¡¯d be able to sleep in more than one meaning¡ Footnotes: Keima is actually saying [DON¡¯T press them]¡ by using Japanese wordy that doesn¡¯t work in English at all. Return He adds the ¡®this is important O¡¯ modifier to ¡®Promises¡¯, causing it to gain a second meaning: clich¨¦s. It might be a bit of a spoiler in English, but understand that this meaning isn¡¯t used much in Japanese. This is meant to be wordy that bes apparent in the next chapter. Return Keima started speaking English here, so I put Engrish. Chapter 238 Commencement ¡°Today¡¯s weather is pretty good.¡± Waking up in the morning, Leona walked outside her cabin and stretched. Inside her hut was the thick, sweet fragrance of Subi. It was good to the point that she¡¯d started getting groggy and even fell asleep while loving on the Subi, but today she felt fully revitalized. As if to say that this was a ce they could live peacefully, the Subi were fully enjoying their life of little work and adequate food. They were stillpletely on guard a few days before, but they¡¯d already grownx. ¡®¡ There¡¯s so much free time¡¡¯ is what Leona thought. ¡°Maybe I should use [Short Teleportation] and y around in the vige¡ nn?¡± Just then, she saw a suspiciously red button. ¡ Thest time she¡¯d pushed a button, she suddenly had eggnts appear over her head. But there¡¯s no way she could do something as boring as not push it. She hesitated for just a moment, but a pair of Subi just happened to be passing by. It was Suira and Michiru. ¡°Suira, Michiru. One of you, please press this button.¡± ¡°Huh? What does the button do, Leona-sama?¡± ¡°Kay! Like this? ¡!?¡± Seeing Suira tilt her head to the side in doubt, Michiru pressed the button without reservation. With that, a hole opened up in the ground and not only Michiru, but even Leona and Suira, fell into it. ¡°Hyaaaah! What just happened!?¡± ¡°Kyaaaah!? Leona-samaaaaa!¡± ¡°Oh wow, it¡¯s much more extensive than I thought it¡¯d be.¡± The pitfall trap that had practically reached the point of being a slide led to a ce with a mat ced out in front of it. The three of them fell onto therge white mat in a dimly lit room. ¡°Uuu, what happened? What was that?¡± ¡°A pitfall trap¡ I think? Leona-sama, what was it?¡± ¡°You had it, it¡¯s a trap!¡± Leona looked happy. [Ladies and gentleme¡ª¡ ah, justdies! Well,dies, wee to today¡¯s brand new floor!] [1] It was a voice that sounded like it went through a loudspeaker¡ªEuma¡¯s voice. At the same time, lights lit up the floor. They were in a small room. Other than the mat they¡¯d fallen butt-first onto and the door right in front of them with a banner that said [Starting Point] in this world¡¯snguage, the room looked rtively ordinary. Having greeted the three, Euma then appeared wearing a yellow bow tie and holding a microphone. The bow tie was made out of a shiny yellow cloth that sparkled and looked very much like something that belonged on a ridiculous party host. ¡°Golem-san! What¡¯s going on? Is this a trap!?¡± [Fu fu fu, calm down, Michiru. Truthfully, I had a thought: I made a new floor, so I should give it a trial run¡ As the person who pressed that button, you did notice the agreement noted nearby it, correct?] ¡°I did not!¡± [Really? Alright, then you may take the stairs to your right if you want to leave.] Euma pointed to a wall. With a rumbling sound, a hole opened up in it and a stairway appeared. [¡ So, assuming Michiru will be heading back, what about you two?] ¡°Ah, I¡¯m so doing it. This looks interesting.¡± ¡°Leona-sama!? ¡ I-I¡¯ll apany you¡!¡± ¡°Y-yeah¡ if Onee-sama is going to, I¡¯ll¡¡± [You¡¯re going to join in then, Michiru? In that case, all three of you, step riiiight up! Please, head into the next room.¡± Euma opened the [Starting Point]¡¯s door and bowed in a respectful gesture, urging them on. As for it having such human traits despite being a Golem, the three of them just let it slide as it being the usual. Getting ustomed to a Golem talking in the first ce was weird enough. The first room was an abrupt slope. It was even at a steep angle, as well as having water flow down it. At the top of the slope was a door, the door heading to the following room. Taking a side path at some point in time, Euma was already standing next to that door. [Now then, their first barrier¡ The Slope! Will these challengers be able to reach the door at the slope¡¯s summit!?] ¡°Can¡¯t you do something with your naming sense?¡± [Ooh, that¡¯s a good question, Leona-san¡ I¡¯m open for suggestions!] ¡°I¡¯ll think about it. So what kind of barrier is this supposed to be?¡± Hearing Leona¡¯s question, Euma gave a short nod. [Hmm. As you can see, this slope is incredibly slippery. I¡¯m sorry for test-takers, but it is an AMAZINGLY! SLIPPERY! SLOPE!] [2] ¡°I see, so it¡¯s a very severe barrier to test-takers¡¡± ¡°Umm, Leona-sama, Golem-san. What does that ¡®test-takers¡¯ thing have to do with the slope?¡± [The bottom of this slope has a pitfall! It¡¯s game over if you slip, followed by a punishment game!] ¡°Kuuu! It¡¯s so slippery you¡¯d definitely slide down it! It really is severe! Sorry, test-takers!¡± ¡°Excuse me!? Just what do those ¡®test-takers¡¯ have to do with this trap!?¡± Leona and Euma ignored Suira as they grew ever more excited. Also unable to understand the reason, Michiru tilted her head to the side. [Well, you just have to not slip. Got it? Alright then, oh challengers, make sure you don¡¯t fail this barrier, for the sake of all the test-takers the world over¡ªthose of other worlds included¡ªand break through it!] Saying that, Euma disappeared beyond the door. ¡°¡ Umm, Leona-sama? Just what¡¯s going on?¡± ¡°Fufufu, this is the first time I¡¯ve been excited in a long time! Oh hoh hoh, this water has some viscosity to it! Both of you, calm down and be careful as you go up the slope! Hey, Michiru. You¡¯re the lightest, so how about you go first?¡± ¡°Alright, Leona-sama! Onee-sama, youe on too.¡± ¡°Y-yeah¡¡± Careful so that they wouldn¡¯t slip, the three began to make their way up the slope. * ¡°So, Kehma, what¡¯s going on?¡± Once the three started going up the slope, Rokuko asked me a question. ¡°What do you mean ¡®what¡¯? It¡¯s what it looks like, a slope. Ah, I didn¡¯t use the Tentacle Slime¡¯s mucus this time though.¡± ¡°Un, I get that part. I¡¯m more wondering why you¡¯d set up such a nonsensical trap in such a nonsensical ce.¡± Right, I was going with testing out a new floor as the pretext, but far from the current pitfall traps, it was questionable if it was even fatal, given the matsid out. Moreover, after this, the traps¡ traps? I mean, the people they¡¯re meant for aren¡¯t supposed to be adventurers in the first ce. There¡¯s even barriers like [Can you guess what¡¯s inside just by feeling it?], for example. Adventurers are people that would ignore instructions and look right on inside the hole. Rather, they would even go so far as to try heading straight through the door and ignore the box entirely. ¡°Well, yeah, to put it simply¡ including the mic performance, I was setting up the mood.¡± ¡°The mood?¡± ¡°The barrier I made will probably keep Leona enjoying herself with the rules I set up. However, that will only stay true so long as she¡¯s having fun. In other words, these are simply my opening moves for setting up the final trap¡ Ah, and Setsuna will be prepared along the way.¡± ¡°Umm, so you¡¯re entertaining her so that she¡¯ll walk into the trap willingly?¡± ¡°Yeah, exactly. You hit the nail on the head.¡± With all that, this is another one of Leona¡¯s treasure trove of [Clich¨¦s]¡ the reproduction of a variety game show. Suira and Michiru are with her as well, but her bringing Subi with her was well within my expectations. Let¡¯s switch their route to one that has multi-people attractions, sit back, and watch. ¡°Well now, why don¡¯t we just enjoy the show as Leona and the others y themselves right into our hand?¡± ¡°y themselves into it, hmm?¡± When Rokuko looked at the monitor, Leona was smiling as she caught a hold onto Suira, who was about to slip. Footnotes: First sentence was said in English. Return ¡®Test-takers¡¯ is referring to those students cramming and preparing for entrance examinations. Chapter 239 No Stopping Until There¡¯s a Punishment Game! After the slope were barriers like a Tarzan rope, rock climbing wall, and a wall you had to pass through while maintaining a given pose. But Leona made it through all of them in high spirits. So now, what stood before Leona and them now was a barrier much unlike those prior. ¡°Hyaah! I-it moved!? D-do I really have to put my hand in it!? I-is it a living thing!?¡± ¡°Ah, the rule is that we can¡¯t tell you the answer. Do your best, Michiru!¡± ¡°Not even a hint? Uuu, how frustrating!¡± Michiru was nervous as she thrust her hand into the box whose contents she couldn¡¯t see. Only one face of the box was open-faced, which allowed Leona and Suira, who were sitting right in front of that face, to see inside. Well, it¡¯s one of those popr ¡®guess the contents¡¯ game. By the way, I put a mandarin orange in it. Did it move, or did it just tumble about? That second-guess inducing nature is used often. ¡°Frog, it¡¯s a frog!¡± [Whoops, unfortunate, you¡¯re wrong~! The correct answer was ¡®mandarin orange¡¯!] ¡°Eeeh, no way, that can¡¯t be it! It moved!¡± [Now for the punishment game. Come in~] With that, a Golem entered the room. It was wearing ck tights for no reason in particr and held a paper fan-shaped pstick in its hands. ¡°E-eh, wai¡ªwho¡¯s that!? ¡ Ow!¡± It made a great pping sound when it struck the top of Michiru¡¯s head. The sound itself was rather loud, but it didn¡¯t really do and damage-like damage to her. Now that Michiru had been struck, the Golem withdrew. [Alright, here¡¯s your constion candy. Next challenger, step right up~] ¡°Yaaay, a candy~! Om nom.¡± ¡°Ah, I¡¯ll go up next, Leona-sama.¡± I switched the contents in the box when Suira was getting ready. This time, it was a pear. Suira felt it up. After seeing what Michiru looked like a bit before, she probably thought that being hesitant wouldn¡¯t work out. Doing it this way was much more efficient than being timid, it¡¯s the right way to go about it. ¡°I got it. It¡¯s a pear.¡± [Amazing, that is correct! Boom boom bang bang~! Ah, here¡¯s the pear as your reward.] ¡°Isn¡¯t that just what you had inside it?¡± Like that, Suira got the correct answer without anything too interesting happening. And so it was finally Leona¡¯s turn. Naturally, I prepared a special item for Leona. ¡°It¡¯s finally my turn! ¡ I wonder what¡¯s inside?¡± Leona quickly put her hand into the hole on the box¡¯s side. Using that timing, I made it so that the other two could see what was inside the box. ¡°Eh, wait, is that alright?¡± ¡°W-wow¡ eh, we can¡¯t give any hints, alright? But do your best, Leona-samaaa~!¡± ¡°Craaap! So this is the pattern where the third person gets something weird!? Gaah, what is it!? A snake? A frog? Or maybe a human head!?¡± [Buh-boo! Wroooong~. Time for the punishment game~] With that, the pstick-wielding Golem made another appearance. ¡°Eh, ah, wait, that just now wasn¡¯t my answer! Eh, I can¡¯t?¡± [You answered with your hand in the box, so it¡¯s an answer.] ¡°The heck¡¯s that! At least let me answer properly!¡± [¡ Oh well, I¡¯ll let you have one more try since you¡¯re whining about it. So, your answer~?] ¡°Kaay! Hmm, what is it¡¡± The pstick-wielding Golem stepped back unwillingly. Leona fumbled her hand about in the box once again. She could feel something with her hand. It felt soft, jiggly¡ her fingers seemed to press into it if she put any strength into them¡ was it a big fluid steam bun? ¡°Eh, wait, it¡¯s food? Ah, that¡¯s not my answer!¡± [I wonder? That¡¯d be a hint~. Ah, but if I had to say, I wouldn¡¯t eat it¡ but I¡¯m a Golem after all!] ¡°Ahaha, something a Golem wouldn¡¯t eat huh~¡. Hmm, this feeling¡¡± It felt like it would deform itself to her fist and feltfortable to the touch. Leona felt it tremble. There¡¯s no mistaking it, it was alive. It was a living thing. ¡°¡ Is it a Slime?¡± [Is that¡ your final answer?] ¡°It is!¡± A drum roll suddenly started to y out of nowhere. [¡ ¡] ¡°¡ ¡¡± A dozen or so seconds passed with them staring at each other. Once it started to feel like it might go on for too long, a ¡®Ta-daaa!¡¯ sound yed as the drum roll ceased. [Unfortunate! The correct answer was ¡®Jelly¡¯!] ¡°So close!! But wait, isn¡¯t a Slime good enough!? It¡¯s super close to a Jelly!¡± [Yeah, that¡¯s why I let you try again. You would have gotten it if you said them both over the two tries. But s, you got it wrong. You missed a 50% chance after losing the 100% chance, what an incredibly fair contest it was~. Alright then, time for the punishment game.] The pstick-wielding Golem appeared for a third time. Standing next to Leona, it resolutely held up the pstick. ¡°Kyaah~? Be gentle with m¡ªkyaah¡ hauu?¡± The pstick came down onto Leona¡¯s head with a loud bang. ¡ The Golem and Leona stopped moving for a moment afterwards as though to enjoy the moment, but both started to move immediately upon hearing the Host¡¯s, Euma¡¯s, voice. [Alright, good job, Golem-san. Leona, here¡¯s your participation prize candy. Please move on to the next room through the door to your right.] ¡°Kaaay~. Let¡¯s go, Suira, Michiru!¡± ¡°¡± Okay, Leona-sama! ¡°¡± Leona and the rest headed into the next room in high spirits. Moreover, the next room¡¯s barrier was piping hot oden. [1] * After Leona and the others left, the pstick-wielding Golem put its hands to its head and slowly detached it. ¡ To be exact, it was Setsuna taking off a paper mache Golem helmet. ¡°Puah! Aah, that Golem head was so hot¡¡± ¡°Good work, Setsuna-san~¡± In order to set up an opportunity for Setsuna to get a hit in on Leona, I prepared the rule that the Golem would [Strike the person¡¯s head with a pstick if they lost as a punishment game]. Leona kept avoiding the punishment game, but she finally had one. Unexpectedly, Suira hadn¡¯t been missing either. Even for Michiru, that was her first punishment game. Also unexpectedly, they were also able to make it through the physical-type variety games since Leona was supporting them¡ Well, after trying so many random things to make her have a punishment game, I finally prepared a barrier that had a practically fixed loss. With all that going on, we had Setsuna get inside a Golem. Then, we had her hit Leona on the head with the pstick¡ In other words, the goal of Setsuna wanting to hit Leona was fulfilled. Assuming her wish got fulfilled one-sidedly with this, I won¡¯t need to do something like cooling Leona down after attacking her. Otherwise, I¡¯d have to show her Setsuna getting out from inside the Golem at some point. ¡ I hope she¡¯ll ept this as her wish being fulfilled. ¡°So, you did hit Leona with the pstick~¡ was that enough~?¡± ¡°Mmm, I thought that it wouldn¡¯t be any good if I couldn¡¯t hit Grandma straight up, but it feels like the curse has broken. I want to check, so could you help me take this off?¡± ¡°Yep yep,es right off~¡± Nerune slipped out from inside the Golem with Nerune¡¯s help. Setsuna¡¯s clothes and skin were covered with sweat due to her wearing the paper mache suit the whole time while waiting for Leona to get a punishment game. ¡°Hmm¡ mm. Hmmm¡¡± Setsuna felt around her body like she was groping herself. It didn¡¯t look like anything had changed from the looks of it, but¡ª ¡°¡ Un, the curse has lifted.¡± Setsuna¡¯s face grew delicate. The curse was lifted, but was there something else?¡± ¡°That¡¯s the most important thing~¡± ¡°Thank you, Nerune-san.¡± ¡°Yeah~, now for our reward~? You can pay with your body if you want~¡± ¡°Un, I¡¯ll promise to do anything that I can do. I could even work for a month if you want.¡± ¡°Hmmm~. I¡¯ll just try asking my superiors~¡ By the way, what did Leona do to you~?¡± ¡°¡ U-umm¡ M-my body has a secret¡¡± Setsuna squirmed as though she was embarrassed. I wanted to ask as well. Just what did Leona do? ¡°I was cursed to believe that I was originally just an ordinary girl¡! She even made Nayuta think that!¡± ¡ Eh, you were like that from the start? Heeeh¡ Footnotes: Oden is a Japanese one pot winter dish consisting of several ingredients such as boiled eggs, daikon, konjac, and processed fishcakes stewed in a light, soy-vored dashi broth. Ingredients vary ording to region and between each household. Chapter 240 The Final Trial It turned out that Setsuna was special by birth. ¡ No, there¡¯s also the possibility that this is just Leona causing yet another misunderstanding. For instance, she could keep her promise but also go with something roundabout like [I didn¡¯t say that I would restore you, I just said that I would so something]. Well, I guess it¡¯s unrted to me. I don¡¯t particrly feel like bedding Setsuna or anything. ¡°So, Kehma. What next?¡± ¡°We¡¯ve achieved our mid-goal of having Setsuna bop Leona on the head. Now we just need to entertain Leona a bit more and have her leave.¡± Alright then, let¡¯s entertain Leona a bit more with our expulsion strategy¡¯s final trial. * The Dragon Pond, a trial of copsing footholds over a sea of magma¡ªwhat was so hard about it, you ask? Well, we used actual magma so even the ces you¡¯re supposed to stand were burning hot. Leona and the others easily made it through, entering the room of the [Final Trial]. With the room dark, the only thing visible was a Golem lit up by a spotlight. [Now, it¡¯s finally time for our Final Trial. Your current score is¡ woooah! A record high of 960 Points~!] Holding the microphone, the Golem gestured grandly with its arms. Now that they¡¯d made it to the ending, they were also a bit reluctant, but¡ª ¡°Hey, Onee-sama. Was there anything mentioned about points earlier?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t think so¡ to start with, even if it¡¯s a record, I¡¯m pretty sure we¡¯re the first ones since we are here to check over the newly made floor¡¯s functions, Michiru.¡± ¡°Really. You two, don¡¯t fuss over the details, okay?¡± Setting aside the score that held no particr meaning, Leona and the others squared off before the final trial. With a p, the room lit up and the final trial came into sight. [The Final Trial is¡ a True/False Quiz!] There were two passage-like gates before them. One had a paper door with a [O] on it while the other had a [X]. [If you think the question you¡¯ll be hearing is correct, go through the [O] door! If you think it¡¯s wrong, go through the [X] door!] ¡°Oooh¡! By the way, what happens when you choose the wrong door? Flour? Muddy water?¡± [A pitfall trap that leads directly out of the dungeon. There shouldn¡¯t be a need to worry about any injuries. Getting something in your eyes might hurt though.] ¡°Hmm.¡± Leona appeared to be thinking about something. She was probably considering whether being right or being wrong would be more interesting. [And if two out of the three of you answer correctly, since you will have seeded 1000 Points¡ªall of the Subi will receive a one-year supply of their beloved eggnts! Moreover, as an extra special prize, I will award you a giant eggnt made out of stone!] [1] With the design of [Eggnt Made to Look Like a Cow With Chopstick Legs], something often seen as Lantern Festivals, an actual cow-sized statue was carted out on top of a wagon. The reaction Leona had was very differentpared to the two Subi¡¯s. ¡°That¡¯s an eggnt!?¡± ¡°Ah, oh my, that eggnt cow¡ is super huge.¡± [By the way, it¡¯s also a storage for more eggnts!] ¡°¡± Oooh! ¡°¡± When the Golem opened the small window on its front, there were more eggnts within it, but that was all. ¡°¡ I have to get this right!¡± ¡°¡ I have to get this wrong¡!¡± Suira and Leona clenched their fists. And then looked into each other¡¯s eyes. ¡°¡ Leona-sama. A one-year¡¯s supply of eggnts is very attractive. Being able to eat eggnts every day would overjoy everyone in Subus Vige.¡± ¡°Kuh, please spare me!¡± [Hmm? What¡¯s this, a quarrel? You¡¯ve all just barely been able to make it to this Final Trial together, so please stop. Or Leona, do you intend to break away and leave? Ites with a free travel set if you buy right now. I¡¯ll even throw in a portable Othello game.] ¡°¡ That works too. Suira. If you two answer correctly, I won¡¯t return to the vige. Okay? At least not for a year, until the eggnts are all gone!¡± ¡°We traveled together to find a peaceful ce to live, but if that¡¯s how it is, we can only part ways here¡!¡± Egged on by the Golem, Leona gave them an ultimatum. [Well then, I¡¯ve ced the travel set in the loser¡¯s area, so use it how you will.] ¡°Huhuhu. So then, what¡¯s the question?¡± [Ooh! Let¡¯s see, you only have one chance at answering the question due to the conditions of the set, so all three of you will have to dive into the one you think is correct at the same time¡ Alright, now for the question!] Hurried by Leona, the Golem read the question aloud. [This dungeon¡¯s name is [Cave of Hope]. True¡ or false!?] The Golem gestured towards the doors. ¡ However, the group of three all tilted their heads to the side. * I tried making this as easy a True/False question as possible, but Suira, Michiru, and even Leona all looked clueless. [¡ Umm, what was the name again?] [I don¡¯t know!] [Un, it¡¯s a really difficult question¡ I think I heard it at one point?] Even though Leona would have chose the incorrect answer left the dungeon of her own will¡ she doesn¡¯t know the right answer¡? ¡°Hey Kehma. The answer is [X], right?¡± ¡°Yeah, it is¡ Well, you should obviously know it, but uhh, is it such a difficult question?¡± ¡°I guess they didn¡¯t care about knowing the name of the ce they¡¯re living in? You don¡¯t really need to know the name of a dungeon to live in it!¡± I guess that¡¯s true? But crap. Seriously. The heck. Our strategy¡¯s sess rate suddenly fell to 50%. I have to do something about this. [Come to think of it, I did hear the name at one point. This dungeon is¡ un, cave of something. It definitely sounds like that¡¯s it.] [I see, so there¡¯s a good chance that cave of hope is the correct answer then!] [Then we just need to go into the [O] door to get the eggnts!] With that, Michiru started crouching to jump forward. I decided to hurry up and stop them. * The Golem blocked Michiru, who was just about to start moving. [Woah there, hold on, Michiru. Are you truly sure about your choice?] ¡°Eh, what do you mean?¡± [Are you alright with deciding on your answer without hearing the hint?] ¡°Hint! There was one of those!? Please tell me it!¡± [Sure. The other two can listen as well¡ª] With that, the Golem thought for a moment. [¡ªThis cave has various traps. Among them are traps that became the origin of this cave¡¯s name. The room that cannot be left once the sword in its pedestal is taken is one of such traps. In that trap, a certain pair of adventurers¡ª] Then, while the Golem was talking¡ªin a ce the Golem could not see¡ªa y Golem appeared. It stood in front of the [X] door and made an [O] with its arms. Next, it stood in front of the [O] door and made a [X] with its arms. [Hmm? Is there something behind me?] Following Leona and the others¡¯ eyes, the Golem slowly started looking behind itself. However, by the time it did so, the y Golem had already hidden itself. [What, there¡¯s nothing there? Let¡¯s see, where was I¡] When the Golem turned its back back towards the gates, the y Golem appeared yet again. It repeated the same gestures again this time as though to confirm it. Then, it disappeared. [¡ªand that¡¯s what happened. Got it?] The Golem asked in confirmation. Leona nodded. With that, breaking into a run¡ªSuira and Michiru plunged into the [X] door, with Leona going into the [O] door. Footnotes: Apparently this is a thing that exists. Chapter 241 The Beach And so Leona jumped forward with her eyes closed, falling down and eventually rolling across sand. When she opened her eyes, what she saw was a beach. ¡°¡ Oh? I really am outside, huh.¡± She looked around. It wasn¡¯t just a [room that looked like one] like that floor that was the Subus Vige, it was a true ocean, a beach. A rucksack fell down. This was the travelling set. When she looked inside, she saw preserved food, a cup magic tool that could produce water, and a portable Othello game. By the way, there was rice in the preserved food. Seeing that, she grinned. ¡°I see. So that¡¯s all for this ce, huh¡ now then, I wound up getting found by those girls too, so maybe it¡¯s time I go for another journey~. Travelling wherever I want by myself for a while doesn¡¯t sound so bad¡ but really, where am I?¡± This ce was definitely a beach. A ce that had to be very far from the dungeon that dwelled within Tsuia Mountain. She had been moving a bit each time she broke through a trial, but if pushed she¡¯d say that it was only like they were going in circles. It had maybe four, no, nine rooms in a 3¡Á3 grid, maybe? She felt like she wasing and going through the same rooms multiple times, just with their contents switched out. ¡°¡ Still though, for it to end there, kind of leaves a sour taste¡ nnn?¡± With that, a piece of paper fell out of the rucksack. When she picked it up, it read, in Japanese: [Sorry! The correct answer was [Cave of Desires]!]¡ It felt like it was the first time she read Japanese in a long time. ¡°Oooh,e to think of it, that was the name.¡ªBurn the paper, [Fireball].¡± Giggling, Leona burned the page with magic. ¡°Now then, how about I go on a proper journey¡ I wonder where I¡¯ll end up?¡± Putting the rucksack away into her [Storage], she set out in a random direction. ¡°It¡¯s been so long since I had that much fun¡¡± Leona muttered to herself. Her expression looked somewhat lonely, but she was smiling gently. * Leona left. ¡°¡ Haah. That was tiring.¡± ¡°Good job, Kehma.¡± What made me tired was that I was talking through the Golem that whole time, so I¡¯m seriously tired. Not in the usual way. ¡ I might be tooting my own horn here, but I was a pretty good host. Didn¡¯t expect that¡ But still, with this, Leona has now been left at the Imperial Capital¡¯s beach. Even if she wants toe back, it should take her a while¡ well, it didn¡¯t seem like she wanted to though. [Oooi, Kehma.] ¡°Hmm? Oh, Ontentoo? Sorry, you helped me out here a lot.¡± [No, it¡¯s alright. So this one¡¯s my win, yeah?] ¡°Oh? It should be one win, one loss now though?¡± By the way, behind the scenes of our anti-Leona strategy, I held a Dungeon Battle between my sub-dungeon [White Beach] and Ontentoo¡¯s. ¡ To be exact, it was only a Dungeon Battle in the formal sense in that I had its gate left open to let Leona through and closed it by surrendering when she jumped through the gate. I had Rei and Kinue manage the Dungeon Battle at [White Beach] while Nerune acted over here as a scene shifter. Rokuko and I were in the Master Room. Ichika and Meat were working at the inn. [Still though, now I¡¯ve won once yeah? Kukuku.] ¡°Yeah. I knew you were going to say that. But well, thanks?¡± [What, it¡¯s fine. We even got one of those Philosopher¡¯s Stones, it has a great redness that even Redra¡¯s loving.] As a reward for his help, I gave one of the Philosopher¡¯s Stones I got from Leona to Ontentoo. It feels like I justundered something I got illegally, but let¡¯s just call it a Win-Win. Ah, but as change for it, Ontentoo gave us a pretty big chunk of territory near our dungeon. Practically all of Tsuia Mountain is Ontentoo¡¯s territory, so we¡¯d already expanded as close to them as we could. Getting some area we can expand the dungeon into in the future and store those props in helps a lot. [Rather, what¡¯s up with that, Kehma?] ¡°That?¡± [Having a Dungeon Battle just for driving that so far away. You were wanting to have the Dungeon Battle for that, but when it entered our dungeon for just that instant, we saw that that seemed pretty crazy?] ¡°¡ Ah, Leona? She¡¯s something like a Dungeon Core and Dungeon Masterbined? I don¡¯t know what core number she is though, I didn¡¯t ask.¡± [Eh? The heck.] In the monitor, Ontentoo tilted his head. Yeah¡ even I had thought that. [Alright then. Let¡¯s have a proper Dungeon Battle next time, yeah?] ¡°If I feel like it~¡± ¡°Ah, hold up, Kehma. There¡¯s something I want to ask 112 (Ontentoo).¡± Rokuko interrupted as I tried to round up the conversation. ¡°112 (Ontentoo), do you have kids?¡± [Eh? Kids?] ¡°Kids with Redra, you know, kids. Leona has grandkids, so I was wondering if anyone else did.¡± [Ooh, I do. The eldest is just about three hundred. I have grandkids too.] Ah, so he does have kids and grandkids. First time I¡¯ve heard about that. It¡¯s no wonder after seeing how love-love Redra and Ontentoo are¡ rather, maybe it is strange seeing as they react like newlyweds? Is it that [Fire Cavern]¡¯s lovers are perpetually heatedly passionate with each other? [Dragons live forever after all. They generally live until they¡¯re killed. There is that one guy that¡¯s still alive after dying though.] ¡°An Undead Dragon! I hadn¡¯t even thought of that!¡± [Yeah. Well, there¡¯s even precedent of some living into the tens of thousands of years. I don¡¯t know how long cores can live, so maybe I¡¯ll die first? Ah, but we¡¯ll leave together when the timees. Hahaha.] ¡°Otou-sama said we¡¯re immortal, but isn¡¯t even Core 1 just around six hundred?¡± That scale¡¯s huge. Humans would be doing well to hit even one hundred. [So, was that all you wanted to ask?] ¡°No. Please tell me how Dungeon Cores can have children with other species.¡± [¡± Bufuu!? ¡°] Ontentoo and I both felt like something punched us in the gut. [W-wha, what¡¯re you asking me!? Ask Redra that!] ¡°Ah, right. I¡¯ll bring Feni with me to go y again then.¡± [Wait, why¡¯d you ask me!? Don¡¯t you have a reliable Nee-chan!? It¡¯d obviously be better to ask another female human-type core!] ¡°But I can¡¯t since Keima said that I absolutely couldn¡¯t ask Haku Ane-sama about it.¡± So that¡¯s why she asked Ontentoo¡? Who is she getting that unpredictable behavior from? Me? No way, I shouldn¡¯t be that bad. ¡°H-hold on, Rokuko¡ You wanting that information, could you be intending to have kids with me?¡± When I asked that, Rokuko¡¯s face turned red as she looked up at me with upturned eyes. ¡°Changing the question, is there anyone else I could have them with?¡± ¡°That¡¯s not the problem though.¡± ¡°¡ It¡¯s not like I¡¯m wanting to have them right away or anything. But wouldn¡¯t it be troublesome if I didn¡¯t know how when the time came? Well, 112 (Ontentoo), cyater.¡± Rokuko turned away, her cheeks puffed out a little in anger. [Y-yeah. Kehma, uhh, hmm. Be strong?] ¡°Yeah¡ well, uh¡ yeah.¡± I closed themunication with Ontentoo. ¡ Well, is it alright since she¡¯s not thinking about doing it right now? No, too much knowledge might incur Haku-san¡¯s wrath, I should stop there. Eh? Before that, were Rokuko and I married? Chapter 242 Confirmation and a Trap Now, Leona¡¯s gone, but it¡¯s not like I can sleep yet. Because I still have to do the final confirmation. With that, I went to [White Beach]. The footprints from where Leona had walked had almostpletely vanished, but I guess she walked in that direction? I went into the forest. ¡°Let¡¯s see, it was definitely this way¡ oh, a broken branch. Looks like she was here.¡± I went farther into the forest. ¡ Huh? What am I doing? Why did I go this far again? No, yeah. I have to confirm. The final confirmation. Yeah. I arrived in front of a cave. There were some burned areas, as well as bits of it still smoldering. It looks like she forcibly opened it up through some viinous magic, making an impromptu cave. And my target was inside. Right, I could understand that from the details. This is why I came. When I looked into the cave¡ªLeona was spread out sitting on a futon, waiting. Crap, I have to run! No, it¡¯s fine¡!? The thoughts for [STOP] and [GO] lit up in my head at the same time. W-wha-what the heck. My head¡¯s all mixed up. ¡°I was waiting.¡± ¡°¡ª¡.¡± Spoken to by Leona, I held my head. I was using [Super Transformation] today, it¡¯s alright. I have an extra life. Calm down. ¡°There¡¯s something you want to ask, right?¡± ¡°¡ Yeah. There is.¡± ¡°Go ahead, I¡¯ll even teach you how to have fun and live for hundreds of years.¡ªSetsuna, Nayuta, the Toys, how to raise your skills, how to kill and deceive gods, even how to steal their powers, anything. Now, what do you want to ask first?¡± ¡°Leona, what era did youe from?¡± ¡°Oh?¡± Leona smiled with a smile that said she hadn¡¯t expected him to ask something so simr to asking her age. But she probably wouldn¡¯t have a problem with it¡ªshe was seventeen, after all. ¡°Well¡ let¡¯s say it was an era that made today¡¯s entertainment feel nostalgic. It was like that for you too, right?¡± ¡°¡ That so, well, I¡¯m happy you liked it.¡± ¡°I really enjoyed it, enough so that I wanted to stay there for longer¡¡± Leona¡¯s smile looked lonely. What she was thinking wasn¡¯t something me, someone who won¡¯t even live till five hundred, could understand. ¡°Which is why I felt that I definitely had to give you my thanks and call you here with this.¡± Leona patted the futon¡ The Godly Comforter? I see, so that¡¯s it? It looks like I was lured here by the Godly Comforter¡¯s divinity. Like a moth to the me. ¡°So next you¡¯ll want me to tell you about Toys. That girl, Meat Kuroinu, if I recall?¡± ¡°¡ You knew? No, so Meat¡¯s like that?¡± ¡°I knew~. It¡¯s something I made after all¡ or maybe it¡¯s better to say I¡¯m making? Unlike Setsuna, that girl isn¡¯t natural.¡± ¡ Meat is¡ªno, Toys are created existences¡? ¡°Different from Setsuna and Nayuta? I thought something was said about them being sisters?¡± ¡°Setsuna is natural, I haven¡¯t adjusted her at all. And yet she¡¯s so interesting right? The seed I¡¯d chosen randomly brought forth a miracle. That¡¯s why I gave making Nayuta and the Toys a shot.¡± [1] Hold up. She just said something outrageous like it was nothing. Leona continued talking about her story. ¡°Setsuna¡¯s talent value is super close to 6V and feels like 5V! Ah, you don¡¯t know what I mean? Well, anyways, she has miraculous talent. However, she¡¯s a bitcking in the head, so I adjusted Nayuta¡¯s head to be better. Toys are things I made when I wondered what would happen if I raised their talent to as high as possible! There¡¯s a lot that I did that so, so I decided to call all of them Toys¡ oh, the origin of their name is the Japanese word ¡®toy¡¯. Well, setting aside Nayuta who I¡¯d only added checks to so that she wouldn¡¯t be unreasonable, I¡¯ve had a lot of failures too. Really, training so many different creatures causes a lot of troubles. I¡¯ve finally gotten to the point that I can mix a few things together without changing their appearance though. After many sacrifices, I finally made five Toys to assemble the Toy Rangers!¡ªah, that part was a lie. The Toy Rangers aren¡¯t a thing~. It¡¯d sound too cheesy. Well it¡¯s true that I had a ton of failures, only three of them ever turned out exceeding their nned talent values. Ah, but don¡¯t worry! My lovely grandchildren and my failures weren¡¯t for nothing. The staff happily epted them, turning them into materials, food, even furniture¡ ah, there was even one of them that became a toilet! Ufufu, I said something good there¡ Hmm? But isn¡¯t it weird? The failures should¡¯ve all been locked away and recycled? And I know where the three sesses are? Huh? Then that means there¡¯s a fourth, I guess? Maybe it¡¯s one of the ones I discarded and stopped paying attention to? Well, it¡¯s a trivial problem. It¡¯s probably just that I threw her into a slum in attempts to see if she¡¯d be able to break through her limits in such a horrible environment and forgot about it. There¡¯s also the possibility that Haku-chan stole my research results. That child has a hero under her control after all. There¡¯s also the chance of godly intervention, but well, that¡¯s not much of a problem either. What I can¡¯t remember doesn¡¯t matter, probably. Ah, I started babbling didn¡¯t I? Well, with all that¡ª¡± Leona took a deep breath before continuing. ¡°¡ªthe Toys were created by me! Amazing, right!?¡± ¡°You already said that.¡± ¡°Oh.¡± Yep, most of the middle part¡¯s fuzzy, but I do get that she¡¯s done a ton of bad things. I was listening since it seemed like she¡¯d break me if I didn¡¯t though. ¡°Hmph, then let¡¯s talk about something else. How about raising hero skills?¡± ¡°¡ Sure.¡± ¡°+1 if you destroy a Dummy Core. +1 and a chance to learn a new skill if you destroy a Dungeon Core. If you¡¯ve maxed out all your levels, it¡¯ll be stockpiled until you learn a new one¡ªYou probably know that as well, right, Keima-san?¡± Nope, didn¡¯t know that. I did realize that the level went up when you destroy a Dungeon Core though. ¡°Then I wonder if you¡¯ve noticed that, for us who are also Dungeon Masters and who are affiliated with the Dark God¡¯s faction, we can level up as much as we want?¡± ¡ Eh? ¡°H-h-hold up. Huh, what?¡± ¡°Hmm? What¡¯s wrong?¡± I mean, Dummy Cores are things that can be bought for 5000 DP. I used to think that was a lot, but nowadays I can earn 5000 DP pretty fast. In other words¡ª ¡°I can power level myself!?¡± ¡°Yeah?¡± I can power level myself like eating french fries at a buffet. Let¡¯s level [Super Transformation] as soon as I get back. ¡°¡ Ah, but I don¡¯t rmend leveling hero skills all at once. The Light God will eat your soul if you do.¡± ¡°Huh? Please, wait. What?¡± ¡°Fufu.¡± Leonaughed. ¡°Do you think that so out-of-the-norm skills like hero skills can be mastered so easily? Your soul¡¯s growth and adaptation wouldn¡¯t be able to keep up. If you aren¡¯t a capable container, you should level up only once or twice in a year at the most.¡± So it¡¯s like that? Rather, soul¡¯s growth and adaptation? Just what are skills? ¡°It¡¯ll corrode your soul if you go past your limit. And since hero skills are the Light God¡¯s territory¡ do you understand now that I¡¯ve spoken this much? Yeah, if you give it your all in raising your levels at a fast pace, you¡¯ll turn into God¡¯s Vanguard.¡± ¡ Let¡¯s keep it to one level a year! I¡¯ve probably already hit my credit limit, I mean, I¡¯m probably just barely safe. I went straight to Lv 3 after all. ¡°Well, you usually wouldn¡¯t be able to capture multiple dungeons in a year, so it¡¯s a double standard unique to people like us. Even if other Heroes did their best, being able to capture multiple in a year is something they¡¯d probably only be able to do as a God¡¯s Vanguard in the first ce.¡± ¡°Leona, uhh, have you been corroded?¡± ¡°Me? No? I¡¯m still fine, my soul isn¡¯t a what a single person should have and can¡¯t bepared to yours. It¡¯s a rule I found out in an experiment with Haku-chan. Well, I kept it quiet so Haku-chan probably hasn¡¯t noticed though.¡± So many horrible things. The experiments, Leona, and the Hero Skills. ¡°Oooh right. Could you take care of Setsuna? You could add her to your harem. But make sure to have lots of kids since I¡¯ll be taking one.¡± ¡°Eh? I don¡¯t intend to make a move on any of my employees though? And let alone a harem, I haven¡¯t touched anyone.¡± ¡°Eh?¡± Surprised, Leona opened her red eyes widely. ¡°¡ Uwaah, seriously? Unbelievable, you¡¯ve gathered so many pretty things¡ eh, is that it? You¡¯re gay? Ah, Setsuna has a penis, you know? She is a girl though.¡± ¡°I¡¯m straight!¡± ¡°I see, so you¡¯re a no-good virgin.¡± ¡°H-h-h-how does that have anything to do with someone being a virgin!?¡± ¡°¡ Shall I give you some confidence then? It¡¯s alright, I¡¯ll be gentle.¡± Tapping the top of the Godly Comforter, Leona moved her shirt a little out of the way. She exposed part of her vicle, even her cleavage¡ but dang. I can¡¯t see her legs at all with that pose. In other words, it¡¯s not effective against me at all. ¡°I refuse.¡± ¡°Oh, I¡¯ve been rejected? Interesting, is theforter¡¯s effect not working¡? No, it worked in bringing you here. Do you have some resistance¡?¡± Staying here any longer might be dangerous. ¡°Honestly, I¡¯m attracted to that futon, but I¡¯m heading back!¡± ¡°That would be a problem.¡± When I came to, bandages had been twined around my hands at some point¡ and Leona was opposite me. The heck. I didn¡¯t ck out though? ¡°Whaaat, it¡¯ll be over before you can count the dots on the ceiling~, or not~?¡± ¡°Wh-what¡¯re you trying to pull, cut it out!?¡± And then I lost consciousness. Footnotes: There¡¯s some word y going on here that I believe is going over my head. My apologies. Chapter 243 Courage I woke up. A throbbing pain was pounding in my head. ¡ What happened? I¡¯m sure I was¡ huh? I¡¯m in a room at the inn? And the suite room at that. I was trying to be sure about something to do with Leona, but didn¡¯t I get caught in a trap? Why am I here? Did I lose my memory? Or maybe I¡¯m in a dream? I heard a knock at the door. ¡°Who is it?¡± ¡°Meat.¡± It was Meat¡¯s voice. I started to give her permission to enter the room¡ªbut then I noticed what I was wearing. That is, nothing at all. Moreover, this futon. It¡¯s the Godly Comforter for some reason. The suite room should¡¯ve had a down-filled mattress. Moreover moreover, I felt a weight on my body. When I looked to see what it was, it was Rokuko clinging to my body, still asleep. Sh-she¡¯s wearing her pajamas. Am I safe? ¡°Hold up a moment, Meat. I¡¯d like to check over something, but could you please answer me through the door?¡± ¡°Yes.¡± ¡°¡ How many days ago did Leona leave? The day I held the Dungeon Battle with Ontentoo, that is.¡± ¡°Yes, that was day before yesterday, so¡ two days ago.¡± ¡ What? There¡¯s a day¡¯s worth of memories missing. This is scary. Not only did I lose consciousness, which I might be fine with by itself, Leona almost definitely did something to me. I decided to wake Rokuko up. I feel sorry for doing it since she looks happy with some drooling from her mouth on to my belly, it had to be dome. ¡°¡ Hey, Rokuko, get up. Oi.¡± ¡°Kehmaaa¡ mnmnn, nmmm¡.¡± ¡°Uoooh, stop licking my bellybutton, it¡¯s ticklish! And stop squirming about please, it¡¯s starting to make me feel weird! Please, get up, please!¡± ¡°Heeaah!? Ah, Kehma! ¡ You¡¯re back to yourself!?¡± Judging by the first thing Rokuko said as she woke up, I¡¯m starting to feel uneasy. What the heck did I do yesterday!? ¡°Yesterday was dangerous. You definitely lost your mind. Only Meat and I noticed it though.¡± ¡°¡ Uhh, what do you mean by that, exactly?¡± ¡°You suddenly hugged me and whispered to me that you love me. Umm, no, I mean I was happy that you were so passionate about it, but it didn¡¯t feel like ¡®Kehma¡¯. So I brought you to the Godly Comforter and had you go to sleep.¡± So to put it another way, she used the therapeutic effect of the Godly Comforter¡ it cured abnormal statuses as well? ¡ Huh? Wait a sec. Now¡¯s not the time to be calm. Don¡¯t we have to be a married couple to prevent having divine punishment fall down on me for using the Godly Comforter? What happened to the divine punishment? Is that it? Did we get deemed as a couple? Eh, oi. Did god just officially recognize Rokuko and I as a couple? ¡°Hey, Rokuko.¡± ¡°What¡¯s up?¡± ¡°¡ You and I, are we¡ªwait, first off, why am I naked? Also, please let me put on some clothes.¡± ¡°Ah, un. Good, you¡¯re back to being you¡ And you¡¯re naked because you took off your clothes when we got into the Godly Comforter. They should be on the floor now.¡± Just as Rokuko said, my clothes were strewn about the floor¡ I quickly put them on. ¡°¡¡± Umm, please stop staring at me like that. It¡¯s embarrassing to dress with someone watching. A short momentter, I¡¯d finished changing my clothes with Rokuko staring at me the whole time. Should I ask it now then? ¡°Ah, umm, right. Rokuko. I need to ask you something.¡± ¡°Sure, what?¡± ¡°¡ You and I, are we¡ a couple?¡± ¡°Eh?¡± Rokuko responded in a nk voice¡ Wait, what¡¯s that ¡®Eh?¡¯ supposed to mean? ¡°¡ Ehhh!?¡± ¡°Please, Rokuko. Please answer me clearly.¡± ¡°¡ Ah, um, that¡ we¡¯re partners?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t dodge the question, Rokuko.¡± ¡°¡ ¡ Well, we¡¯re¡¡± We¡¯re¡? We¡¯re what!? ¡°¡. Not a couple, right?¡± ¡°Not¡ a couple, yeah¡¡± Rokuko hung her head with a serious look on her face. Yeah, now it¡¯se to this. ¡°¡ Crap. This is the Godly Comforter, I might get hit by that god-paling divine retribution¡! What should I do, Rokuko?¡± ¡°Eh!? Ah, th-that? Umm. Well, if that¡¯s it, it¡¯s ok. It¡¯s set up so that it¡¯s alright when I give the permission.¡± ¡°Eh, really? Exclusive-use items can get set up with things like that?¡± ¡°Uhhh¡ yeah. Definitely.¡± Seriously? Tell me sooner if you can make adjustments like that to it! ¡°That¡¯s good then¡ Man, now that I know it¡¯s fine, I¡¯m tired. Can I borrow it?¡± ¡°Eh? Mm, well¡¡± ¡°Oh, right. Meat¡¯s still waiting outside, huh. Meat, is anything wrong?¡± ¡°No, I just came to see how you were doing. If you¡¯re safe and back to yourself, that¡¯s good.¡± Finished saying that, Meat left. Alright, let¡¯s go back to sleep. ¡°Hey, Kehma? ¡ What kind of, err, what kind of rtionship do* we have? We¡¯re not¡ a couple, right?¡± ¡°¡ Yeah. We¡¯re not a couple. We haven¡¯t really went through a marriage or the formalities, after all.¡± ¡°Is that¡ why? Kehma, do you not¡ want us to be a couple?¡± Rokuko looked at me with an expression that seemed like she was about to cry. ¡ It¡¯s not like I don¡¯t want to. I mean, I definitely don¡¯t dislike her. Rather, I couldn¡¯t think about anyone else in this world being my parter other than Rokuko. Ah, maybe Meat? But she¡¯s a serious hug pillow girl¡ Which means Rokuko really is the only one. But if I say that we¡¯re married or something like that right now, Haku-san would kill me. Twice. Once to remove [Super Transformation] and once after the extra life was gone. In other words, she wouldn¡¯t stop killing me until I¡¯m dead. ¡°It doesn¡¯t feel like we¡¯re lovers, so¡ isn¡¯t it alright to stick with being partners?¡± Even if I said we¡¯re lovers this far into our rtionship, I think I¡¯d still get killed by Haku-san. I don¡¯t exactly want to be killed, so I feel like my best bet is to bulldoze forward with our [Partner] set-up and not step on thendmines that are ¡®lover¡¯ and ¡®married¡¯. We¡¯ve been like that this whole time, after all. ¡°Then if you make someone else your lover, I¡¯ll, I¡¯ll¡ I¡¯ll pout!¡± ¡°You¡¯ll pout? Not oppose it?¡± ¡°Kehma, I don¡¯t think you¡¯d do something like that without a reason, so it¡¯s alright. But you do know that I¡¯ll definitely pout about it, right? I¡¯d need at least three servings of fresh melon bread.¡± ¡°I don¡¯t really think it¡¯ll happen, but you should be really angry if it does.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll forgive you if it does! Nehee~¡± I rubbed Rokuko on the head. ¡ She smiled. She¡¯s even in her loli form, such a warming sight. ¡°Oh, umm. Should I stop sleeping with Meat?¡± ¡°Eh? Meat¡¯s a hug pillow, why would you stop?¡± I just don¡¯t get Rokuko sometimes. Well, I¡¯m ustomed to using Meat as a hug pillow nowadays, so it¡¯d be a bit hard on me if I suddenly had to stop using her. ¡°Right¡ Meat is your exclusive hug pillow, isn¡¯t she¡? Could you lend her to me too? I¡¯ve been wanting to try using her for a while now. I¡¯ll let you use the Godly Comforter in exchange.¡± ¡°Sure, why not.¡± Our negotiations concluded. Now that I know there won¡¯t be a divine retribution, there¡¯s no reason for me to hesitate about the Godly Comforter anymore. But well, there¡¯s a risk that I might be addicted to it. That isn¡¯t a reason to hesitate from enjoying it, though. ¡°We could also all three of us sleep together in the Godlyforter.¡± ¡°Oooh! That sound great, let me call Meat back so we can get back to sleep.¡± ¡°Wait, Meat has a shift and there¡¯s only the two of them right now. Meat joining in can wait tillter¡ How about we sleep till lunch?¡± ¡°Sure~¡± Rokuko and I somehow arrived at apromise about our rtionship. I should probably give my thanks to Leona for it, seeing as how she was the main culprit behind us two sleeping in the Godly Comforter. Not, let¡¯s not. It¡¯s Leona, after all. Still though, pushing forward with our rtionship as ¡®partners¡¯¡ I don¡¯t think the old me would¡¯ve done that. Rokuko and I were¡ªno, I think I was caring about the typical concept of ¡®lovers¡¯ and ¡®couples¡¯ too much. How should I say it¡ oh. Like I got some courage? Chapter 244 A Letter from the Sia Family That day, a trouble was sent over to me by way of Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma. ¡°Vige Chief. Do you have a moment?¡± ¡°What, is it about that brothel again? Are you pretty backed up or something?¡± ¡°No, that¡¯s not it. I¡¯ve received a letter from the feudal lord of Sia¡¡± Seriously, why do you think I gave away so many of my authorities for. But well, Sia¡¯s lord is a noble. Since it¡¯s such a big shot, it¡¯s my duty as the Vige Chief to handle it¡ even if I¡¯m just a figurehead. I took the lord¡¯s letter from Wozuma. Let¡¯s see, what¡¯s it say? [In this auspicious season of the mountain god¡¯s remembrence, the white goddess dances to¡ª] ¡°¡ªThis is a pretty long greeting. It¡¯s annoying to read, do you have a summary?¡± ¡°Right here.¡± I wanted to tell him that he should¡¯ve just given me that first if he had it, but really, Wozuma is excellent. Even his manners are great¡ he¡¯s not someone Haku-san sent over just for show. By the way, the summary was three lines long. ¨C The Sia family has assessed me, an excellent adventurer, as being valuable, so they have prepared to support me. ¨C ¡®Would you marry our daughter?¡¯ While they would prefer me marrying into the Sia family, a standard marriage was also permissible. ¨C They want to meet me in person and get a verbal response. (Aka: Have to go) ¡°The Sia family wishes to have a consultation with you. Tying the knot with the vige¡¯s chief, so to speak. They are currently cooperating with the Adventurer Guild in this.¡± Oh. It¡¯s called Sia because it¡¯s the Sia family¡¯s territory. Right. ¡°Still though, being able to expand these three lines into all of this. Nobles truly are worth respecting.¡± ¡°They ce important information within that decoration, use roundabout mannerisms to say to what extent they value you, and use those same mannerisms to ascertain whether or not you are a brutish person incapable of understanding their phrasing. There isn¡¯t anything hidden within it this time, though.¡± ¡ Which leaves the other two parts. Well, I just leave it to Wozuma either way. ¡°Still, Vige Chief, if I recall, you are D-Rank going by your adventurer rank, weren¡¯t you? I don¡¯t believe that could be said to be very good as an adventurer, does that mean they¡¯ve gotten a whiff of your excellence from somewhere¡?¡± ¡°¡ Hmm¡± I can¡¯t say it¡¯d be strange if Wozuma, Haku-san¡¯s pawn, knew about me having a B-Rank Adventurer Guild Card. Is that what he¡¯s telling me? ¡°By the way, about thepulsory part on that third line¡ do I really have to go? I¡¯d like to just end it with a letter.¡± ¡°They arended nobles, after all. They aren¡¯t people that an ordinary Vige Chief can simply refuse. There isn¡¯t much of a distance between Sia and here, either.¡± ¡°¡ But I¡ª¡± Whoops, I almost said [But I have Rokuko]. That was close. Wozuma is Haku-san¡¯s pawn. Haku-san might just put on her war mask and lead a campaign to my house if I said something like that. Uhh¡ ¡°¡ª¡ have a tiring job to do?¡± ¡°Please postpone your ns. A Vige Chief¡¯s number one duty is toply with their lord. Here is your invitation.¡± Yeah¡ ¡°Haaah, oh well. I guess I¡¯ll just refuse¡¡± ¡°Oh, you¡¯re going to refuse?¡± ¡°Yeah. I mean, there¡¯s no advantages in it for me.¡± ¡°You¡¯d be a noble though? It may not be toorge of a chance, but you could even be the lord of Sia.¡± ¡°C¡¯mon, you know those aren¡¯t merits as far as I¡¯m concerned.¡± ¡°Well, I guess not. You don¡¯t seem to be interested in status or honor, not even money¡¡± Me bing a noble might cause business to improve, but I make more than enough even without that happening. The Dyne Company has been causing the gold coins I get from Debt Hero Wataru¡¯s repayments and the rice payments I forcibly sell through Nayuta, too. You need money to make money. I don¡¯t know who said it, but it¡¯s a famous saying. ¡°Right, our Golen vige¡¯s food lifeline is Sia. We import our flour from Sia, as well as basically all of our vegetables. We import some from Pavuera too though¡ but please, don¡¯t offend the lord.¡± ¡°O-okay.¡± I wound up getting a warning from Wozuma. But that just means it¡¯d be a good idea to have the dungeon give rice and vegetables as drops even if I fail, right? That would be a bit suspicious though. Alright, I¡¯ll refuse them with all I have! I guess I need to go talk with Rokuko about all this, seeing as we¡¯ve finally decided that we¡¯re partners (aka decision postponed). I went to exin what was going on to Rokuko, who waszing about in my room. ¡°And that¡¯s why I¡¯ll have to take a trip to Sia.¡± ¡°Bring Meat with you. You going alone would make me feel anxious.¡± Huh? Didn¡¯t she leave everything to me before though? Did my reliability fall or something? ¡°¡ Ah, umm, didn¡¯t Leona do stuff to you? It¡¯d be bad if there wasn¡¯t anyone to stop you if you started going wild. Like that time.¡± ¡°Ooh¡¡± The day I can¡¯t remember. The day that I supposedly made passes at every woman that caught my eye. From what I hear, I told Rei, the other monster girls, Meat, Ichika¡ and even the guild Receptionist-san that I loved them. The one at fault was Leona. It was caused by Leona in the first ce. Yeah, Leona¡¯s fault. Definitely her fault. It¡¯s a fact. ¡°Alright, I¡¯ll take her along.¡± ¡°Make sure to get me a souvenir¡ Oh right,e here and I¡¯ll give you a farewell kiss!¡± ¡°Oi, where¡¯d you learn that from?¡± ¡°From something called manga I bought with DP¡ Oh, right. I learned a bit of Japanese, so I can read it if it¡¯s simple enough!¡± I-is she just haphazardly learning Japanese!? Setting aside the fact she bought manga with DP, Japanese! Japanese, anguage known for its learning difficulty! ¡°There was something called [Japanese] in the skill scroll area, it was 5,000 DP.¡± So it¡¯s from a skill? Rather, you can learnnguages through skills? Fantasy, I should¡¯ve known. ¡°Wait, let¡¯s back up. That farewell kiss. Uh, you don¡¯t really have to do it.¡± ¡°Partners do that sort of thing! No buts. Come here and give me your cheek!¡± ¡°O-okay.¡± No buts? I leaned down a bit towards Rokuko and showed her my right cheek. ¡°S-s-s-so then, Kehma. Farewell¡ n, nn¡ª¡± With that, Rokuko kissed me on my cheek. Crap, my face is hot. Her lips tickled my cheek. Is Rokuko still calm? Taking a look at her, she was looking away, her face blushing top to bottom. Her lips were trembling slightly in embarrassment. ¡°Ce back in one piece, okay?¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯m heading out.¡± ¡ Yeah, I definitely have to turn down that marriage discussion. Apanied by Meat, I set off for Sia. Chapter 245 Visiting the Sia Family We went to Sia in a cheap wagon that rocked and jolted constantly. Showing the invitation to the people at the gate, we were able to head through the gate especially quickly. The toll was free even including Meat, how nice. As expected of the lord¡¯s invitation. Passing through the gate, we immediately went to the lord¡¯s mansion¡ªor not. We first headed to the stalls. I came here to refuse them, so it¡¯s best not to expect any warm wees from here on. Quickly going and quicklying back, I decided to intrude on them during that marvelous time in the early afternoon. ¡°Oh, it¡¯s that meat skewer stall. Smells great.¡± ¡°Yeah. Let¡¯s buy a lot.¡± ¡°Heya¡ªooh, long time no see, An-chan!¡± Hmm? Who was he again¡ oh, right. He¡¯s that old guy we delivered the rabbit meat to way back. ¡°You¡¯re not selling rabbit meat today?¡± ¡°Yeah, I¡¯m D-Rank already so I¡¯ve graduated from rabbits. I¡¯m not troubled by money anymore either.¡± ¡°Unfortunate, but congrattions on that. If you ever feel like bringing me any rabbits again, I¡¯ll buy them from you.¡± ¡°Thanks for the offer. Well, I¡¯ll buy five of them.¡± ¡°Coming right up. Ah, want to try a new vor? I stocked up on some sauce from a peddler recently. I bought a few different kinds, but this one goes good with rabbit meat. It¡¯s delicious.¡± ¡°¡ Sure, I¡¯ll try it. Kuro, is that alright?¡± ¡°Yes.¡± Is it our dungeon¡¯s sauce? Now that I think of it, we were giving out some in the dungeon to use in the inn as well I think? For it to spread over here¡ let¡¯s just say it¡¯s as expected. When I paid him the twenty-five copper, he gave us six meat skewers, one of them as a freebie. ¡°Oh, thanks.¡± ¡°Thanks for your help back then.¡± Meat downed the whole skewer immediately¡ yep, her tail¡¯s wagging. Guess it tastes great. I ate one too. It has sauce, so it¡¯s like yakitori. ¡°Goshujin-sama¡¡± ¡°Ah, yeah. I¡¯ll have one more, you can eat the rest.¡± Her tail pped back and forth. Meat immediately dug into the rest and nommed them up¡ there¡¯s sauce all around her mouth. So cute. I pat her on the head. ¡°You two are the same as ever¡ why not release her from being a ve?¡± ¡°That¡¯s a line that I can¡¯t cross. Taking the one in a thousand chance into consideration¡¡± It¡¯s not like I don¡¯t trust her, but there¡¯s always the chance of her leaking information about the dungeon if she was tortured after being released from very. That¡¯d be bad. And since it¡¯d be bad, no can do. I definitely don¡¯t think she¡¯d attack me after being released or anything like that. ¡°It¡¯splicated.¡± ¡°Hmm. Well, I won¡¯t poke into it¡ but take care of her, yeah?¡± ¡°Yeah.¡± I bought ten more skewers and put them into my [Storage] to give to Rokuko and the rest as souvenirs. Now that we¡¯ve ate, I guess it¡¯s time to get going? ¡°It¡¯s time to head out¡ by the way, any clue where the lord lives?¡± ¡°¡ No idea.¡± * I headed back to the gate. As expected, Sia¡¯s gatekeepers were civil servants and memorized the city¡¯s streets. One of them even guided me there. It was probably due to the invitation. ¡ I recorded it on the map, so I can get here myself next time! The lord¡¯s manor was a pretty big house evenpared to the houses in this luxurious area in the northeast part of Sia. It was a three-floored, white European-styled building that felt like it was perfectly maintained even despite the spacious garden that could be seen from the gate. Then, giving the invitation to the mansion¡¯s gatekeeper, I was brought into what looked like a reception area. ¡ The gatekeeper didn¡¯t say [This lowly adventurer is¡!] or anything like that. He was thoroughly polite in his responses and was trained well. The sofa was so soft that it made me think about the ones we use at our ce. After sitting next to Meat for a while doing nothing, there was a knock at the door. ¡°Ah,e in.¡± Reflexively responding to it with a wee, a solidly build gentleman that was wearing clean clothes came in. ¡°Did I keep you waiting? I¡¯m Von O¡¯Doll Sia. I take it you know that I¡¯m the lord?¡± ¡°I am Kehma. Pleased to meet you, Lord-sama. I wasn¡¯t waiting too long.¡± ¡°That so?¡± Introducing myself to him and shaking his hand, I sat back down. ¡°¡ Now that, if you don¡¯t mind, could you tell me a bit about it? About that vige, I mean.¡± ¡°That¡¯s fine, but, well¡ Concerning the matter of why I¡¯m here¡¡± ¡°I have heard some stories about Golen Vige, but how many iron golems are there to secure?¡± ¡°How many, is it¡ it¡¯s not as though I have a detailed understanding of the matter either. We were able to capture around thirtyst winter, though. But really, concerning the matter of why I¡¯m here¡¡± ¡°Hoh, thirty? That¡¯s a decent amount. That¡¯d be enough to forge two hundredplete sets of armor. Or maybe if we just forged swords, ten thousand of them? Of those thirty, how many did you capture, Kehma-dono?¡± ¡°It¡¯s not like I did it alone, but six of them¡¡± ¡ªWait, is he probing around for how much I earn? ¡ Annual ie is important, I guess. ¡°Umm. It¡¯s about the reason I¡¯m here, but¡ª¡± ¡°Ah, one moment please. Ooi, Mai,e on in!¡± ¡°Alright, sorry for intruding.¡± Saying that, a girl¡ªshe has blue hair!? With the hair on the sides of her face in ringlets and wearing white and neat clothes, a just barely ten year old girl walked in. ¡ Yep. It¡¯s one of those. ¡°I am Mai O¡¯doll Sia. Are you Kehma-sama, the one who is my fiance?¡± A N O T H E R L O L I. The heck? Is the suspicion of me being a lolicon so concrete? ¡°¡ Err.¡± ¡°Hey now, Mai. That¡¯s not it. He¡¯s not your fiance yet. Right, Kehma-dono?¡± ¡°Eh? Uh, yeah¡¡ªno, I don¡¯t intend to be her fiance at all.¡± ¡°Hoh. So quick to jump to spouse-hood? How lively, Kehma-dono. Ha ha ha!¡± ¡°How hasty, Kehma-sama¡ fufu.¡± No, I just refused you. Why does it seem like they just took a step forward? Mai O¡¯doll hopped up onto the sofa next to Von O¡¯doll with a quick heave-ho. Seeing that, Meat raised her hand. ¡°¡ May I?¡± ¡°¡ Is something wrong, Kuroinu-dono?¡± ¡°This matter, he refuses.¡± She said iiiiiiit!! Meat just blew apart their flow in just a few words!! Well done Meat, how reliable! I love it when you¡¯re like this! ¡°Sorry, I don¡¯t believe I heard you correctly. Could you say that again?¡± ¡°He. Refuses.¡± She totally just said it even shorter thanst tiiiiiime!! Her reliability makes me look timid¡ I was supposed to have more courage now, butpared to Meat, my courage is trash. Trash, I say! When she said that again, the conversation¡¯s flow got so blown up that they were at a loss! ¡°¡ Kehma-dono? Is that your intention?¡± He scowled at me, but it wasn¡¯t too scary. Compared to Haku-san¡¯s bloodlust-filled eyes, his is more like a spring breeze. ¡°Yeah, I don¡¯t intend to get married¡¡± ¡°Great! Isn¡¯t that nice? How about we simply respect Kehma-dono¡¯s esteemed opinion on the matter?¡± ¡°Otou-sama, your view clearly seeped into your words¡ Kehma-sama, you¡¯re so dreamy!¡± H-huh? Was refusing them the correct answer from the start? ¡°Right! It¡¯d be different if you were born a noble, but Kehma-sama, you came from amoner. This is my first marriage interview, and for the person who offered to have such a childish body as mine¡ the result should be obvious.¡± Mai O¡¯doll kept nodding¡ is she on my side here? ¡°Which is why I decided to make you a fiance candidate and that it would be better for us to move forward with the engagement when I know your disposition better. ¡°Ooh, I see. How wise of you, Mai. Kehma-dono, is that alright?¡± ¡°Eh? No, I¡ª¡± ¡°I¡¯d definitely like to be friends with you, Kehma-sama. The stories of your adventures¡ I¡¯d really, really, really love to hear about them!¡± Mai O¡¯doll was leaning forward toward me with her whole body¡ Von O¡¯doll was holding her back. ¡°Mai, isn¡¯t it around time for you to study?¡± ¡°Oh, excuse me, then. Kehma-sama, see you again.¡± Mai O¡¯doll hopped off the sofa and left the room. She bowed toward me and smiled, waving on her way out the door. How should I put it¡ it feels like my opinions have been mostly ignored since the moment I entered the room. Should I just run away?¡± ¡°¡ Now, Kehma-dono. I have something to talk with you about, so hear me out.¡± Von O¡¯doll¡¯s face was smiling, but not his eyes. It definitely feels like it¡¯s about something troublesome. Chapter 246 The Sia Family¡¯s Request ¡°So in other words, you¡¯re wanting that cute Ojou-san to have a fiance that can be cut off at any time to keep an evil bloodsucker away?¡± ¡°Exactly.¡± Von O¡¯doll nodded in satisfaction. That¡¯s how the story turned out. Thanks to the recent discovery of a certain tunnel, Pavuera¡¯s feudal lord grew interested in having his son marry Mai O¡¯doll. However, the rumors about his son weren¡¯t too good. He wanted to refuse the offer, but he needed a reason to do so. And so he decided that he would prefer getting her a fiance, allowing him to refuse the engagement. So it¡¯s not a fake marriage so much as it is a feigned betrothal. ¡°It wouldn¡¯t have been too hard of a thing to refuse if she was already engaged, but now that he¡¯s already started to show interest in her, I needed the man to have some prestige. On that point, Kehma-dono, as the one to discover that tunnel, as the one to first retrieve a magic sword from [Cave of Desires] after its transition phase, and as the one who has governed Golen Vige in its development, you have quite a record.¡± Hearing it like that and setting aside what actually happened, it really does sound like I¡¯m excellent. Moreover, I¡¯m not a lolicon. In other words, I¡¯m the most suitable marriage candidate. ¡°However, there is one matter that troubles me, this thing about you preferring young girls¡ is it true?¡± ¡°No, it isn¡¯t.¡± ¡°But that Kuroinu-dono you bring with you, isn¡¯t her name¡ Meat?¡± ¡°Kuro is a beloved member of my family. There are various matters concerning her name.¡± Unexpectedly, I felt something soft beating against my waist. When I took a look, it was Meat¡¯s tail wagging back and forth bumping against me. How cute. ¡°Alright. But I intend for my daughter to be clean until her marriage, do you understand?¡± ¡°Excuse me, but it sounds to me as though this is advanced with the assumption that I¡¯ve agreed. Is that my imagination?¡± ¡°I wonder. With your excellence, you should know how to maneuver this to your advantage, right? I¡¯ve, naturally, prepared a reward for you. How about it? You¡¯re an adventurer, so you could just think of this as amission.¡± ¡°I¡¯m not exactly troubled in my finances, so I would still like to refuse. I have my own circumstances.¡± ¡°Right, how about some information on a Godly Treasure? It would be about the Godly Pillow, a divine tool.¡± ¡°¡ Nn? W-well, maybe I can hear you out?¡± A lord¡¯s power for information gathering is frightening. Did he know it was something I want¡ Wait,e to think of it, didn¡¯t I tell the Adventurer Guild that I would buy any and all information about the Godly Beddings¡ maybe he learned about it from them? But¡ it¡¯s information about a new piece of the set. Not another duplicate. I want it. It was hard to refuse Von O¡¯doll¡¯s coerciveness after behaving so modestly, but if it¡¯s about that, I¡¯m prepared to let him keep the initiative for a bit longer. ¡°What, it¡¯s not too serious. Just let me use your name for around a month.¡± ¡°A month?¡± ¡°Yeah. That¡¯s all I¡¯ll need to refuse him. So how about it? Just a month.¡± With that, Maid-san knocked at the door, came in, and whispered into Von O¡¯doll¡¯s ear. He nodded with a sigh. ¡°Kehma-dono. We¡¯ve prepared a guest room for you to use, so please, stay the night. Having you return right back to Golen Vige the same day after expressly calling you here myself would disgrace my name as the lord¡ Ah, I suppose you would arrive in the middle of the night if you left now?¡± Oi. This is one of those [You can¡¯t refuse my hospitality, now can you?] moments, isn¡¯t it? I could¡¯ve sworn that I¡¯de at a time that would allow me to leave immediately¡ was I waiting for him longer than I thought I did? What should I do? Wozuma told me to not offend him¡ I guess I should just ept it¡ I want information on the beddings, anyways. ¡°I¡¯ll ept your hospitality, then.¡± ¡°That¡¯s great. It¡¯s such a rare event, so please tell my daughter about some of your adventuring storiester. That girl loves to hear about things like that.¡± I guess I¡¯m alright with epting this feigned betrothal if it¡¯s only going to be for a month. Biting onto the Godly Beddings bait dangling in front of me, that¡¯s what I felt. * ¡°Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°Hmm?¡± Arriving in the room prepared for me, Meat followed in behind me and whispered to me. ¡°¡ We¡¯re being watched.¡± ¡°Hmm.¡± Meat secretly pointed to the wall. She did so in a way that wouldn¡¯t allow them to watch from the other side of the wall. ¡ We¡¯re being monitored? Well, it¡¯s almost definitely better for him to have more information on the person that would be his daughter¡¯s fiance, but it doesn¡¯t feel so good for me. Let¡¯s y a prank. I sat down on the soft sofa that was in the guest room. I sat in such a way that my back was to the wall. ¡°Meat,e here.¡± ¡°¡! Coming.¡± Guessing my intention, Meat sat in the same position as me. She sat down using my front to lean back against, fitting snugly in front of me. This was due to her being so used to this after being a hug pillow night after night. ¡°Nn¡ haah, Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°Good girl, good girl.¡± I stroked Meat on the head, mixing in some asional skinship. Each time, Meat¡¯s voice woulde out with a [Aah] or [Huuu]. ¡ Huh? This is a bit different than I¡¯d imagined. How should I put it¡ I was wanting to make the one monitoring us feel absurd for looking at someone petting their pet. ¡°No no no, it needs to look like a parent and child¡ Right, you and I are family. So it¡¯s alright!¡± ¡°¡ Parent, child¡ Otou, san?¡± Hoooh! My child is so cute. Let¡¯s pet her some more. ¡ Is doing this what¡¯s caused the suspicions about me being a lolicon to spread so much? Eh, whatever. My child is cute and cuteness is my child. Huh? She didn¡¯t change into a Subus, right? ¡°Nn~¡± Meat starting rubbing her body against me. She really is like a dog. Good girl. We can¡¯t even really talk about anything right now since we¡¯re being watched. Just as I started to think that I¡¯d just continue loving on Meat until someone called for me, I heard a knock at the door. ¡°Kehma-sama, it¡¯s Mai O¡¯Doll. Could Ie in?¡± ¡°¡ªAh, one moment¡ alright, you cane in.¡± Having Meat sit to my side, I invited Mai O¡¯Doll in. Opening the door slowly and gracefully, Mai O¡¯Doll came in together with a maid. She looks serious. Mai O¡¯Doll sat down on the sofa facing mine, but the maid remained standing to the side behind her. ¡°Now then, how can I help you, Mai O¡¯Doll-sama. Oh, did you want to hear about my adventures?¡± ¡°Yes, I¡¯d like to hear more about you, Kehma-sama¡ Umm, could you please call me Mai?¡± ¡°There¡¯s no way I could, I¡¯m just an average, humble adventurer, after all.¡± Mai O¡¯Doll spoke with her hand ced against her chest. Is that it? Is she one of those people that prefers to be called more intimately? ¡°You¡¯re my fiance¡ªI mean, you¡¯re a candidate to be my fiance, so we are connected like that. So¡¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯ll call you Mai-sama, then.¡± ¡°Could you not add on that ¡®-sama¡¯?¡± ¡°You add ¡®-sama¡¯ to my name as well, Mai-sama. Now we¡¯re equal.¡± Refuse once, thene to apromise. Yep, that much should be alright. Now then, time to talk about my adventures¡ªis what I thought, but¡ now that I think of it, I haven¡¯t really done anything as an adventurer that could be called an adventure. I¡¯ve just done toilet cleaning, deliveries, rabbit hunting, and information on the dungeon. I can¡¯t even tell anyone more than half of what I do. ¡°To be honest, I haven¡¯t done much adventurer-like adventuring, less that I could talk about. I do know stories I¡¯ve heard from other adventurers though, would you like to hear one of those?¡± It appeared that my abridged story about Momotaro pleased Mai. [1] Footnotes: Momotaro, ¡®Peach Boy¡¯, is a popr hero of Japanese folklore. Information about Momotaro can be found Chapter 247 The Sia Family¡¯s Dining Table ¡°And then, Momotaro, having tamed the dog, monkey, and pheasant, overthrew Ogre Vige and took all of the stored treasures and magic stones it had.¡± ¡°Hooh¡ that was the first time I¡¯ve heard about Urashima¡¯s underwater dungeon too, but this one about Momotaro is more exciting.¡± Urashima¡¯s was a bad ending with him getting eaten by the treasure mimic in the end after all. Momotaro¡¯s feels more like a battle scene. By the way, Meat was listening off to the side as well. I also got a bit into it and wound up starting to gesture as I spoke ever more magnificently. After a while, I heard the sound of a bell ringing. ¡°Oh, it¡¯s time for dinner. Kehma-sama, let¡¯s go to the dining room.¡± ¡°It¡¯s already thatte?¡± I didn¡¯t feel too hungry since I ate those meat skewers before I came here, but, well, I still feel a little hungry. Why don¡¯t I treat my self to this Lord-sama¡¯s meal? I wonder what sort of things there¡¯ll be? I¡¯ll use it as reference for the inn. I saw a long table when I entered the dining room. It looks like it could feed everyone all at the same time. Von O¡¯Doll was already seated along with three others. A young man, a mature woman, and an adolescent boy¡ his family, I take it. ¡°Oh, Kehma-dono, allow me to introduce everyone. Starting from the closest to me, you¡¯ll see my eldest son, Raund, my wife, Waltz, and my second son, Gierb.¡± ¡°¡ Pleased to meet you all. I am Kehma, I serve as Golen Vige¡¯s vige chief.¡± I bowed¡ Yep, gotta keep on the face of a fiance candidate. It¡¯s time for the stress test. A butler pulled out chairs for us when we went to sit. Mai O¡¯Doll and Meat sat obediently. I was a bit surprised, but I sat down as well. And so the meal began. * The meal was more shabby than I thought it¡¯d be. The bread was white, but the vegetable soup was just salty. There was also rabbit meat that had been carefully drained of blood. And the sd was, well, a sd. The lord¡¯s meal was a lot more simple than I thought it¡¯d be. Just, is it that the ingredients were good, or the cooking? Or maybe both? It was a simple, yet powerful taste that made full use of the ingredients. ¡°It isn¡¯t as grand a meal as what gets served at your inn, right? Are you disappointed?¡± ¡°No, it¡¯s a good meal that had much care go into its preparation. The vor of the ingredients is good.¡± ¡°As far as I¡¯m concerned, that¡¯s the bestpliment you could give it. Today¡¯s ingredients were practically all produced in Sia, after all.¡± When I responded honestly, Von O¡¯Doll¡¯s smile deepened. At that point, the eldest son, Raund, spoke to me. ¡°Kehma-dono, you don¡¯t look that muscr for an adventurer. Are you a mage?¡± ¡°Yeah. Well, more of a rear guard. I can use a sword well enough in case anything slips by.¡± ¡°Oh? Is that so¡ I¡¯d heard that you were rather brave, so I was wanting to have a bout with you.¡± ¡°You had probably heard something about Kuro here, not me. She may look like this, but she¡¯s the strongest of party¡¯s front line.¡± ¡°¡ She really doesn¡¯t look like it. If so, that¡¯s amazing.¡± Raund seemed to have an interest in one on onebat. I don¡¯t know how much daily DP he¡¯d be worth, but he¡¯s probably trained himself a lot. He definitely does look to be confident in himself on that. Once Raund¡¯s interest turned to Meat, the second son, Gierb, talked to me. ¡°Hey, Kehma-san. How do you hunt Iron Golems? Swords can¡¯t cut through them since they¡¯re made of iron, right?¡± ¡°You can aim at their exposed magic stones or attack them with magic¡ You can even just bash them with a hammer. Well, one of my C-Rank acquaintances uses a hammer.¡± ¡°Magic, huh¡ Kehma-san, what kind of magic can you use?¡± ¡°I can use a few kinds of magic to help from the rear. Any more than that is my secret as an adventurer. Exposing my hand recklessly would bring me closer to death, so forgive me on that.¡± ¡°Uuu, now I want to know¡¡± I take it that the second son is interested in magic? Feels like he has a chuuni atmosphere. No, magic ismonce in this world, so I guess it¡¯s not really like that? Probably closer to how programmers are considered in Japan, then? In the brain power meaning, that is. When I said that it would bring me closer to death, it made it so that Gierb wouldn¡¯t be able to ask me about it any further. Next was the lord¡¯s wife¡¯s, Waltz¡¯s, turn. ¡°Kehma-san, I hear that you are skilled in trade and vige management? I would like to hear about how you¡¯ve been developing that vige.¡± ¡°No, not at all, I am aplete amateur. There are talented merchants gathered in the vige, so I left all of the business to them. It¡¯s the same with the vige¡¯s development, Iron Golems just happened to start appearing in the dungeon. None of that was due to me.¡± ¡°How modest of you.¡± ¡°It¡¯s the truth.¡± Finished in dealing with the lord¡¯s wife, next was Mai O¡¯Doll. ¡°Kehma-sama, you found lots of rare things in the dungeon, right?¡± ¡°Yeah, I was lucky.¡± ¡°What¡¯s the most unusual thing you¡¯ve found?¡± ¡°Hmm¡ right, the most unusual thing I¡¯ve found recently came from a treasure chest. They¡¯re Golems¡ I think?¡± ¡°From a treasure chest? Are they like a mimic?¡± ¡°They¡¯re more like submonsters. If you give them magical power, they follows you around like a pet. They¡¯re even pretty smart. I have them working at the inn nowadays.¡± ¡°Working Golems!? That¡¯s amazing!¡± Our conversation continued like that for a while until we finally finished eating¡ I wanted to hurry up and return to my room with Meat. Then, when we were drinking tea after the dinner. ¡°Oh right, I heard that Kehma-san received words ofpliment from the White Goddess?¡± Waltz spoke to me. Huh? Oh Miss Wife, could you run that by me again? ¡°The White Goddess?¡± ¡°Ahem! Right, I¡¯m told that Kehma-dono¡¯s inn has an onsen? The White Goddess seems to like it a lot.¡± ¡°Yeah, she does. It sounds like Kehma-dono has a wonderful inn.¡± Von O¡¯Doll very artificially cleared his throat. Yeah, so that¡¯s it? He wants to make a connection with Haku-san? Now that I re-think it all, he was being very coercive against a mere vige chief. I¡¯d chalked it up to what a noble would do when facing amoner, but¡ if that¡¯s the reason, I get it now. ¡ He offered information on the Godly Pillow not for the betrothal, but for gaining a connection to Haku-san? ¡°More importantly, Kehma-dono, you talked to Mai, right? She¡¯s a good child, isn¡¯t she?¡± ¡°Yeah, she¡¯s more than someone like me would deserve. Don¡¯t you think that the engagement between her and someone like me would damage your reputation?¡± ¡°Oh? Being engaged with Kehma-sama wouldn¡¯t be a bad thing at all. We want to know about Kehma-sama, too. Right, Otou-sama?¡± ¡°Right. It¡¯s a good thing, even.¡± Eh, is it better for this world¡¯s nobles to have more engagements then? Or maybe it helps build up their resistance? Or maybe there¡¯s like an engagement point card? Like ¡®get 1 point when you break up¡¯? ¡°So Kehma-dono, you don¡¯t dislike Mai right? In that case, how about staying two or three more days to get to know each other some more?¡± ¡°I have work to do, so I need to return tomorrow.¡± ¡°In that case, could Mai go to Golen Vige with you?¡± Don¡¯t kid around. Wouldn¡¯t I have toe back, then? I caved, reluctantly. ¡°¡ Alright, I¡¯ll stay for one day¡ but I¡¯ll have to issue some orders for work, they¡¯ll need be delivered quickly.¡± ¡°We¡¯ll send a messenger, you can even give us a letter to send.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll get to writing it now, then. Excuse me.¡± ¡°Mm.¡± I took Meat, who was starting to doze off, and left my seat. ¡ Now then, what should I write? Chapter 248 An Outing With Mai O¡¯Doll I addressed the letter to Rokuko and wrote that I would be a little slow in returning, as well as that I might not be able to refuse them if things went bad, but also that I would try my best. ¡ The messenger guy was also told to say that I may, juuuust may be two or three dayste. I told him to get a response as well, so¡ yeah. Time to sleep. I decided that I would sleep with Meat as my hug pillow. ¡ The guest room¡¯s bedding amodation was a futon. One of the ones from our dungeon. For it to even be incorporated into the lord¡¯s residence¡ * The following day arrived. A letter from Rokuko arrived, let¡¯s see, what¡¯s it say? [O ko.] [1] Just two letters. It¡¯s in Japanese. Rokuko¡¯s getting a handle of her [Japanese] skill quick. But still, the heck¡¯s [o ko] supposed to mean? [Oko (Mad)]? ¡ I get the feeling she said that she wouldn¡¯t be angry even if I took another wife, but is it [Oko (Mad)] after all? No, wait, let me think about this. There¡¯s a chance that this [o ko] could be a shortened [o ko k], something that¡¯d read as [OK OK], meaning [Understood, go for it]¡ ¡°She seemed to be pouting a lot for some reason.¡± ¡°Ah, yeah¡¡± Even Rokuko¡¯s a girl. The kanji for ¡®a woman¡¯s heart¡¯ (Å®ÐÄ) is inside the kanji for ¡®angry¡¯ (Å), and thinking about the fact that there¡¯s the character for ¡®again/still¡¯ (ÓÖ) in it also, she could be angry that I¡¯m making a move on another woman. And she didn¡¯t say that she wouldn¡¯t be angry, just that she would pout¡ ¡°So what should I do today? Maybe I could sleep through it all. Let¡¯s go back to sleep.¡± With that, there was a knock at my door. Yeah, I know. It¡¯s breakfast time. Arriving at the table after being lead there by Maid-san, only Mai O¡¯Doll and Von O¡¯Doll were there. There was freshly baked bread, fried eggs, boar bacon, and sd for breakfast. It¡¯s simple, but it really did feel like breakfast. The sd¡¯s tomatoes were delicious. ¡°Now then, what do you n on doing today, Mai?¡± ¡°I was thinking about visiting the orphanage with Kehma.¡± ¡°I see, it might be a good thing for Kehma-dono to personally understand the work that us nobles do. As for your escort¡ hmm, seeing as Kehma-dono will be going with you, perhaps you don¡¯t need one?¡± Looks like I just got nominated to do something troublesome. At the very least, I¡¯d like to refrain from doing work for free. Even if I can¡¯t get any money from it, I can¡¯t let him make this a [Free of charge] thing. Therefore, I¡¯ll blow the price up to get out of it. ¡°¡ It¡¯ll only be for half a day, but I will undertake it if it¡¯s a one day long escortmission for my party.¡± ¡°I don¡¯t mind, I¡¯ll even do it at the market price. I¡¯ll do it as a designatedmission.¡± He went for it even though I said to pay me a day¡¯s wages for half a day¡¯s work. Maybe I should¡¯ve asked for more¡ no, he¡¯s a noble and a lord, so he should have the money¡ ¡°Let¡¯s hurry up and go, Kehma-sama!¡± Like that, Meat and I headed for the orphanage, dragged along by Mai O¡¯Doll. * The orphanage was an annex on a church. From the looks of it, we¡¯d be visiting the church first, followed by the orphanage afterwards. Seeing as how the priest greeted us personally, it also looks like he¡¯d been told in advance that Mai O¡¯Doll would being. Come to think of it, what religion is this church? It¡¯s not following that dungeon busting Light God¡¯s Decree, right? Just as I started to think about that, Mai O¡¯Doll exined it to me. ¡°This church worships the Raverio Empire¡¯s founding adventurer¡¯s god, the White Goddess. Come, let¡¯s pray.¡± It¡¯s obviously Haku-san. Yaaaay, give me your blessings~ (Not). ¡°So this White Goddess, she even has her own churches¡ is it alright for a real existing person to be a god?¡± ¡°? Gods are all existing people though? Are there any gods that don¡¯t exist?¡± Aaah, right. In this world, gods are things that bring about miracles and divine blessings. So then it¡¯s not a problem at all even if a living person became a god. So long as they could bring about the miracle stuff. Well, there were even great people worshiped as gods and religion-founders treated like deities back on Earth, so I guess it¡¯s like that. Listening to our conversation, the priest chimed in. ¡°¡ Could it be that you are not a follower of the White Goddess Faith?¡± ¡°I follow the Futon Religion. Our teachings follow the White Goddess Faith quite well, we worship the god that defends the night¡¯s tranquility.¡± ¡°I¡¯ve never heard of that religion, but¡ the night¡¯s tranquility? Does that mean it¡¯s a religious faction of the Dark God? If so, it truly must have an amiable rtion with the White Goddess Faith.¡± ¡°Yeah, well, it¡¯s something like that.¡± Let¡¯s go with what the priest says, he sounds informed. I don¡¯t really know how they go about praying, so I used Mai O¡¯Doll as a reference and went to my knees with my hands in front of my chest. Please let me unshackle myself from these troublesome things and head back home as soon as possible. Amen. ¡ She wouldn¡¯t give blessings at all. Ever. Of that, I am sure. With our prayersplete, we headed for the orphanage. When we entered the premises, I heard the noisy sounds of many children. Lot¡¯s of high-pitched ¡®yaaay¡¯s and ¡®wooo¡¯s. They should follow our Meat as an example¡ ah, Meat might be a bit too hard for them. ¡°Ah, it¡¯s Mai Ojou-sama!¡± ¡°It¡¯s really her, Mai Ojou-sama! Ojou-sama~!¡± A lot of kids around the same height as Meat and Mai O¡¯Doll or perhaps a bit smaller came over with smiles all over their faces. Beastkin, humans, elves, and even some that I think are dwarves¡ there¡¯s a lot of races. It¡¯s a bit weird to say, but they look unexpectedly tidy. There¡¯s magic like [Cleanup] in this world, so maybe it¡¯s because of that? ¡°Who¡¯s that Nii-chan¡?¡± ¡°Ah, he is¡ª¡± ¡°I am Mai-sama¡¯s escort, an adventurer. Same with this small girl here.¡± ¡°She¡¯s a guard? But she¡¯s so tiny! How could she guard anything?¡± Idiot. Meat¡¯s even stronger than me. I didn¡¯t say anything about it since her appearance manages to make her opponents drop their guard though. ¡°Even so, she¡¯s a D-Rank adventurer. Well, it¡¯s not like the public order here¡¯s bad, so I¡¯m enough to guard her.¡± ¡°Oooh~¡± ¡°And since we¡¯re escorts, we have to stay by her side.¡± ¡°Kaay~¡± Still though, I¡¯m not good at handling children, are they making fun of me¡.? No, it¡¯s not like their intelligence is¡ uuh. Well, let¡¯s set that aside. Mai O¡¯Doll seems to be popr among the children. Even though she¡¯s a noble, she remembers all of their names. I wonder if shees here a lot? ¡°Kehma-sama, are you going to y too?¡± ¡°No, I¡¯m fine. I¡¯ll be taking it easy in the shade over there.¡± ¡°Hey, hey, Mai Ojoooou-sama! C¡¯mon, let¡¯s y mino!¡± ¡°Coming! Ah, I¡¯m off then, Kehma-sama.¡± Turning around in excitement, she ran off. It looks like they¡¯re ying something simr to tag. From the looks of it, you lose if they touch your back with a stick. I¡¯m guessing mino stands for minotaur, so it¡¯s like losing from being killed by its weapon¡? Yep, definitely too troublesome for me. ncing next to me, it looked like Meat¡ didn¡¯t go to y with them. Meat really is different from normal children¡ ¡°You sure you don¡¯t want to join in?¡± ¡°¡ If I did, that much would end instantly. Not fun.¡± I see, so their level is just too different? However, a child that heard Meat¡¯s mutter challenged her. ¡°We¡¯ll also be adventurers in the future!¡± ¡°I won¡¯t lose so easily! I can even keep an adult busy for five minutes!¡± ¡°¡¡± Suddenly standing up, Meat grabbed the boy¡¯s hand. ¡°Wh-what are¡ uwaaah!?¡± ¡°Yeah, done.¡± Meat threw the child against the ground softly and pped his back. ¡°S-surprise attacks are dirty¡¡± ¡°But would a real minotaur care?¡± Meat caused the boy to grow silent¡ He probably hasn¡¯t even seen a real minotaur before. I wonder if he understands the difference between them now? However, it turned into a disaster for Meat after that. Meat, having shown off a portion of the her skill, was surrounded by a great number of children. ¡°Wooah!¡± ¡°So cool!¡± ¡°How¡¯d you do that? Teach me!¡± ¡ Yeah, don¡¯t try and look at me with those eyes. Figure it out yourself. Being able to interact with other kids her age will be a good experience for her. Footnotes: This part doesn¡¯t work if I trante it, so I¡¯ll do my best at exining it alongside Kehma¡¯s exnation to follow. As ever, I¡¯m open to rmendations. Chapter 249 An Outing With Mai O¡¯Doll 2 Liberated in exchange for Meat, Mai O¡¯Doll walked over. Spreading out her handkerchief next to me, who was resting in the shade, she sat down. ¡°Phew¡ really, those children don¡¯t hold back.¡± ¡°Well, that¡¯s what children do.¡± Mai O¡¯Doll¡¯s voice was lively as she said that. I wonder if it¡¯s because she enjoys ying with children the same age as her? ¡°Most of the children here are the children of adventurers.¡± ¡°Heeh¡¡± Meaning that is the reason they are orphans, probably. Maybe there are children of adventurers that died at our dungeon, too¡ now I feel a bit weird. Having taken a short rest and caught her breath, Mai O¡¯Doll turned toward me. ¡°¡ Um, this is the orphanage I¡¯m supporting. Kehma-sama, what do you think of it? Do you think it¡¯s just a publicity stunt?¡± ¡°Are you doing it with the intention for publicity?¡± ¡°No! I¡¯d never do it for something like that. Just, there¡¯s people who say I do.¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t it alright then?¡± Mai O¡¯Doll looked to be somewhat relieved when I said that. ¡°At first I did it for the orphanage itself, but then, when I saw the children ask for more food with those smiles, I¡¡± ¡°Kids not starving is a good thing.¡± ¡°Yeah¡ Excuse me, Kehma-sama. I want to continue supporting this ce even when I am married.¡± ¡°Alright? What¡¯s the problem?¡± ¡°Well¡ it¡¯s a matter of money. I¡¯m able to support it now thanks to my father¡¯s help, but I would have to ask my husband when I¡¯m married. I mean, Keh¡ª¡± ¡°I get it. Relying on others for money is unstable. So why not earn it yourself? Rather, why not have the orphanage earn you money?¡± Don¡¯t say Husband = Me, yeah? Good, let¡¯s use this chance to nonchntly show off how little money I have. I have to do it casually so that she won¡¯t dislike me so that I can still get information about the Godly Pillow from Von O¡¯Doll. ¡°Have the orphanage earn me money?¡± ¡°Yeah, then if you can¡¯t get any support, wouldn¡¯t you still be earning money on your own from the orphanage?¡± ¡°But when you mean earn money from the orphanage¡ do you mean¡ sell the orphans?¡± How the heck did you get that idea? Well, I think I might know why, but still. ¡°I¡¯m not saying that you have to go and make them ves or anything. You just have to teach them a trade. With that, you won¡¯t even have to pay them¡ Have them set up a stall and sell small baubles they make. They could even cultivate some fields. So long as it makes them able to live on their own, anything would work.¡± ¡°Live on their own?¡± ¡°Wouldn¡¯t it be better if the orphans wouldn¡¯t starve even if you left them alone? It¡¯s not like they¡¯ll die even if it fails, they used to not have your support at all, yeah? Thinking about what they had to do for that to work is a bit troubling though¡ Right, there¡¯s a merchant in my vige that¡¯d definitely say something good like [Teach them all how to run a business!].¡± Kukuku, she should be disillusioned by my [Whaaat, orphans? Leave ¡¯em be]-esque attitude now. ¡°I see! So I should hire a merchant to teach them!¡± ¡°Eeh? Well, that works too.¡± Eh? What just happened? ¡ If it¡¯s like that, I¡¯ll push with my greedy side! ¡°You can lend the initial funds and collect when there¡¯s a profit. If it goes well, you can add interest. If that happens, it¡¯ll be great. If it doesn¡¯t¡. well, think about that if it happens.¡± ¡°Hmm, mmm. I can think of it as normal support if it fails. I can do also something on my side about the necessary trade permission, interesting.¡± Getting the permission won¡¯t be much of a deal with the lord¡¯s daughter backing them. Being able to trade how you wanted so long as you used orphans, honestly, wouldn¡¯t merchants actually want to pay for the opportunity? Eh? It¡¯d be harder to fail that way? Hahaha, how stupid. Making money through trading isn¡¯t that easy, the reason my merchant paid the money back was because he¡¯s excellent. But in the small chance they seed, I don¡¯t want to be restrained. [1] ¡°Mmm, the children just want to enjoy themselves, and if you¡¯re wanting to show that you¡¯re supporting them for the sake of supporting them, it might be better to just continue handing them money as-is.¡± ¡°¡¡± ¡°Mai-sama, you should do what you want. It¡¯s none of my business.¡± ¡°¡ Right.¡± Mai O¡¯Doll started to brood over something. ¡ Did I seed? Or fail? What a hassle. Thinking about it won¡¯t help, so maybe I should go and help Meat out? ¡ªHey, brat! That¡¯s my hug pillow, don¡¯t get your snot all over it! * Having left the orphanage, we were walking down an uptown street. We weren¡¯t really travelling incognito, so we didn¡¯t hide. I just need to look impressive. ¡°Kehma-sama, could we visit that shop?¡± ¡°Hm? ¡ A grocer?¡± Now that I take a look at it, isn¡¯t that the shop I bought an apple from a long time ago? It was sour. ¡°You want to buy something? An apple?¡± ¡°Yes. Shopkeep-san, do you have a moment?¡± ¡°Heya, welco¡ªM-Mai O¡¯Doll-sama! Wee to my shop!¡± As soon as he saw that it was Mai O¡¯Doll, the shopkeeper fixed his posture and started speaking more politely. Seeing as her face is well known, maybe she takes strolls like these a lot? ¡°Could I have some of that fruit over there? Is this enough to buy it?¡± ¡°Thank you for your patronage!¡± Mai O¡¯Doll handed a silver coin over to the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper moved away from the shop¡¯s front into where he kept his inventory. ¡°Here it is! Here you go!¡± With that, the shopkeeper walked out with a barrel of bananas¡ there¡¯s a lot of them, so I guess she intends to distribute them? Wouldn¡¯t it have been better to buy those before we went to the orphanage? Rather, she doesn¡¯t have any attendants here, so is she intending on having me carry them? When I casually looked to my left, Meat¡¯s tail was wagging back and forth as if to say leave it to me. However, Mai immediately stowed the barrel into an empty space she created with [Storage]. And then looked at me with pride and spoke. ¡°Fufufu, I can use [Storage]. I¡¯ll have some at home, but this it more than I can eat so I¡¯ll pass them out next time I go to the orphanage.¡± ¡°Hooh, amazing. [Storage] stops the passage of time too, so it¡¯s great for storing perishables. It¡¯s convenient for carrying them around, too.¡± ¡°¡ You don¡¯t seem too surprised and you know so much about it. Have you seen [Storage] before?¡± It¡¯s because I use it so often. I didn¡¯t say it though. It seems like a pretty expensive skill. Uhh, let¡¯s use the established setting to deceive her. ¡°I¡¯ve seen White Goddess-sama use it.¡± ¡°¡ As expected of Kehma-sama.¡± Shouldn¡¯t that be as expected of White Goddess-sama? When I looked at Meat, her once vigorously wagging tail at the thought of carrying the barrel was now moving limply back and forth. Did you want to carry the bananas that badly? Okay, I¡¯ll buy a bunch for you too since you¡¯re so lively. Footnotes: I have absolutely no idea why Keima says this here, sorry¡ Chapter 250 The Outing¡¯s Conclusion Previously: We bought bananas from a grocer. Honestly, a few people have been following us for a while now. Are they Mai O¡¯Doll¡¯s acquaintances¡? There¡¯re two or three adult males who look a bit shady, like they feel like they¡¯re about to rob someone. Hmm. Maybe they¡¯re guards the lord sent out to guard her from behind the scenes. As evidence of that, they haven¡¯t made a move on us. A genuine thief would¡¯ve already had a decent number of chances to cause a stir and swoop off with her. But sure, this works. Mai O¡¯Doll still looked like she wanted to go somewhere, but it¡¯s about time for us to head back to the mansion. ¡°Mai-sama, let¡¯s head back.¡± ¡°Eeeh I wanted the date tost a bit longer¡ can¡¯t we?¡± ¡°No. You¡¯re being escorted¡ Please, look that way secretly. See the men that look like a thieves?¡± ¡°Eh!? ¡. I-is there? Aren¡¯t they from the Pavuera family?¡± Oh, was that it? Nobles spying on each other? ¡ Von O¡¯Doll making me into her guard was probably also to show off and get information. Let¡¯s hurry up and head back by devoting myself to my job as her guard. If I keep doing my work here indifferently, even they shouldn¡¯t misunderstand. ¡°Which is why we¡¯ll be ending our stroll here. Alright?¡± ¡°Aww¡ but Kehma-sama, if you just dealt with them¡¡± ¡°My job here as your guard is to not expose you to dangerous matters¡ Do you want to be carried like a princess all the way back so that we could hurry?¡± ¡°Eh!? ¡ L-like a princess? U-umm, do you mean¡ that ¡®like a princess¡¯?¡± I don¡¯t know what she meant by ¡®that¡®, but it looks like she understood what the carry is. Mai O¡¯Doll thought about something for a while, twisting and curling the ringlets in her blue hair. She then turns back to me and spoke with determination. ¡°Then, u-umm¡ please!¡± ¡°Sure, let¡¯s head off then¡ Kuro, carry the Ojou-sama.¡± ¡°Okay.¡± ¡°Eh¡ª¡± It¡¯s not like I ever said I would do it. Mai O¡¯Doll¡¯s face filled with confused puzzlement, Meat suddenly picked her up and started carrying her. Now for the assist functionality of the clothes golem to shine. * Upon reaching the mansion, Meat let Mai O¡¯Doll down. We made those thief-looking people eat our dust. The victory goes to the clothes golem¡¯s boost¡ My hips hurt. ¡°Y-you¡¯re fast. I wasn¡¯t shook around at all. You¡¯re much stronger than you look.¡± ¡°Ehen.¡± Meat was as expressionless as ever, but she still puffed her chest out in pride. Right, maybe she just expresses herself with her body instead of her face? ¡°¡ But I wanted you to do it for me, Kehma-sama. The princess carry.¡± ¡°Unfortunately, I¡¯m weak. I leave the physicalbor to Kuro.¡± ¡°Kehma-sama, please give me a princess carry next time.¡± ¡°If there¡¯s another opportunity, I will.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll be growing up fast from here on, though. It¡¯s an easy chance for you to do it now!¡± ¡°What, I said I¡¯m weak, but I can at least carry a woman. It¡¯s alright even if I don¡¯t do it now.¡± ¡°Uhuhuhu.¡± ¡°Hahaha.¡± Mai O¡¯Doll hid her mouth with her hand as sheughed. Even though she¡¯s so small, this loli is an aristocrat. ¡°Well then, how about we go report to Von O¡¯Doll-sama?¡± ¡°You can princess carry me to Otou-sama¡¯s room¡¡± ¡°Outside of emergencies, I refrain from touchingdies in peaceful moments.¡± ¡°Muu, even though I wouldn¡¯t mind¡¡± Mind it! Rather, I just want to go back home. I went to Von O¡¯Doll¡¯s office, Meat and Mai O¡¯Doll in tow. Knocking on the door, I went in after getting permission. Von O¡¯Doll was working on paperwork at his desk. cing his fountain pen back in its holder, he smiled at us. ¡°Wee back. That went fairly quickly, I thought you would have yed for a bit longer?¡± ¡°Yeah, we had finish early due to a few suspicious fellows. Also, is it alright if Iplete the guard escortmission with this?¡± ¡°Sure. What sort of fellows were they?¡± I briefly exined the characteristics of the men I saw. Von O¡¯Doll nodded, his expression unchanging for the most part. I guess it was the Von O¡¯Doll sent them as guards route after all? It was a great excuse. ¡°¡ So, what about you? Have you decided to be Mai¡¯s fiance?¡± He said it like me bing her fiance was a done deal. But I refuse. ¡°On that, I shall refuse.¡± Right next to me, Mai O¡¯Doll seemed to dete when I said that. ¡°Hmm¡ might I ask for your reason? You two only met yesterday, but I assume you would have learned at least a little about her in that time?¡± ¡°First off, nothing¡¯s changed in the past half day. Secondly, honestly, I prefer my women bigger.¡± ¡°Hmm¡ that so?¡± Ah, he hasn¡¯t given up. He looks like he¡¯s thinking about what hand to y next right now. But you¡¯ve activated my trap card! I¡¯ll stop that train of thought in its tracks! ¡°Could I say something, Von O¡¯Doll-sama? On this matter, I do have an idea.¡± ¡°Hmm? What?¡± ¡°Before that¡ª¡± I took a nce at Mai O¡¯Doll. Von O¡¯Doll seemed to have guessed my intention. ¡°Mai, please head back to your room.¡± ¡°¡ A. Kehma-sama, I, I won¡¯t give up!¡± Listening to Von O¡¯Doll, Mai O¡¯Doll exited the room after a little hesitation. ¡°Mai seems to like you quite a bit. Did something happen?¡± ¡°I didn¡¯t intend to do anything that would cause it.¡± ¡°Well, I¡¯ll have Mai tell me about itter. So, what was your suggestion?¡± I smiled from ear to ear. Eat it¡ªmy revenge! ¡°It¡¯s just a proposal¡ but to be frank, she doesn¡¯t exactly need to be engaged to a man, right?¡± ¡°¡!? W-what do you mean?¡± ¡°Exactly what I said. I rmend that Kuro here be used for Mai-sama¡¯s feigned engagement.¡± Very straightforwardly, I presented Meat to him. ¡°I have several reasons¡ but mainly, she¡¯s my party member, so she has the same achievements as me as an adventurer. Moreover, I can guarantee that she has a proven track record in the administration of Golen Vige. All of my achievements are thanks to Kuro.¡± And I guarantee that all of my achievements are actually entirely because of Meat! I will continue to insist this, I will not ept any objections! Meat looked my way. She was surprised. Von O¡¯Doll was surprised, too. ¡°So, is there any other prestige she¡¯d need?¡± ¡°¡ Well, let¡¯s say that her being a woman is alright. She¡¯s even close to Mai in age¡ But isn¡¯t she a ve? She has a cor on.¡± ¡°Kuro just likes wearing it. I am more or less supposed to be her master, but Kuro only wears that because she has a master fetish and can¡¯t settle down without wearing it. Von O¡¯Doll-sama, you had a son, correct? In other words, even if I married Mai-sama, it isn¡¯t like I would be the lord¡ it¡¯s not like it matters either way, though. At any rate, it¡¯s just a feigned engagement, so it isn¡¯t as though the marriage would actually happen.¡± I prattled on and on with a sound argument, causing Von O¡¯Doll to flinch somewhat. ¡°Y-yeah¡? Could I consider it?¡± ¡°Then for your consideration, I shall add this.¡± Time for the final blow. I took out Meat¡¯s Adventurer Guild Card and showed it to him. It was what we got from Haku-san¡ Ventulier, was it? I¡¯m sure it had a noble rank like that. In other words, her B-Rank Guild Card was also proof of her nobility. Chapter 251 Fiance (Fake) ¡°This is¡¡± ¡°Kuro¡¯s Guild Card. By the way, as I¡¯m D-Rank, she¡¯s even better than me.¡± I also showed him my D-Rank card. ¡°Mm? Kehma-dono, you aren¡¯t B-Rank?¡± ¡°As you can see, I am D-Rank.¡± ¡°Hmm¡ is that real? You shouldn¡¯t counterfeit those, Guild Card forgery is a serious felony you know?¡± Von O¡¯Doll said that as he looked at my Guild Card¡ eh? What¡¯s with his reaction? Wouldn¡¯t it be better for him to choose Meat as the fiance rather than me, a plebeianmoner? I showed him the card thinking he¡¯d follow that route, but his reaction is like he knows that I also have a B-Rank card. ¡ Should I try feeling about? ¡°¡ Why do you think I¡¯m B-Rank?¡± ¡°Your name is in the Raverio Empire¡¯s aristocracy listing as a noble near Sia.¡± What¡ the heck. Seriously? There¡¯s an aristocracy listing? No, there¡¯d obviously be one, but I never thought that my rank could be found out by it. ¡ So him trying to force Mai O¡¯Doll on me was exactly because he knew that I¡¯m (kind of) a noble. Rather, Haku-san, how far do your ws reach¡ no, maybe it wasn¡¯t her? Was my name ced on the listing because I was registered as a B-Rank? That means it was an out the moment I got the B-Rank Guild Card. ¡°¡ Which means you knew that Kuro is a noble?¡± ¡°Well, yes. Her name is rather eye-catching.¡± Yeah, seeing [Sex ve (Meat)] in a high ranking list like that would be a bit surprising. As an aside, a man named that would hold the meaning of [Meat Shield (Meat)] from what I hear. [1] ¡°By the way, does that list include gender?¡± ¡°It does. It does, but¡ names are names. It might work if we went with saying that the listed gender is a mistake? Not even I thought that it would truly be a woman.¡± Right? ¡ I wonder if I should change names since it¡¯s on there? ¡°By the way, the list gets renewed every five years. It only came out just recently.¡± ¡°Could you show me it?¡± ¡°Sure.¡± A veryrge, thick, leather-covered and imposing book was brought out. We¡¯re listed among the newly added nobles? Nobles that have newly established houses¡ oh, Rokuko¡¯s there too. Her family name¡¯s Labriheart. ¡°There has never been an adventurer with the name of Meat bing a noble before this. Virtually all of those named Meat are rankless ves, and even those that register as adventurers would change their names. And even if they didn¡¯t, any sensible record keeper would stop them when they became a noble¡ there wasn¡¯t an inquiry?¡± Haku-san isn¡¯t sensible¡ no, I guess it¡¯s more that she¡¯s merciless. As for me, I¡¯m Kehma Golen. It¡¯s a very Golen Vige¡¯s Vige Chief-like name. That¡¯ll give me away. did I not give Haku-san my family name? But it not being my real name¡ªMasuda¨Cis convenient. I can insist that Golen that isn¡¯t me. ¡°Ah, so that¡¯s it. I was surprised when you suddenly said I was B-Rank, but that¡¯s not me. As you can see, I am a D-Rank adventurer, just Kehma.¡± When I said that, Von O¡¯Doll looked at me dubiously. However, I never said that I was a noble. ¡°¡ Did you just go crazy? Didn¡¯t you just admit to it a moment ago?¡± ¡°Huh? I was just checking out why you thought I was B-Rank. It¡¯s true that there¡¯s a noble family whose name matches that of my vige, so I can¡¯t me you for connecting them to me.¡± ¡°That so¡ so Kehma-dono, you insist that you are a D-Rank adventurer?¡± ¡°Yes, it is as is written on the Guild Card. This card is a real one, I don¡¯t have the courage in me to do something like forgery.¡± You could even use a lie detection magic tool, my Guild Card is the real thing. With that, Von O¡¯Doll burst outughing, unable to hold back. ¡°Kukuku, right. Sticking with it¡ You can hold your own evenpared to nobles, Kehma-dono.¡± ¡°Thank you for thepliment.¡± ¡°Let¡¯s go with your proposal and have Kuroinu-dono be the fiance.¡± Oh? He said that he¡¯d [Think] about it a moment ago, but he¡¯s already decided? Well, Meat¡¯s definitely the better pick assuming I¡¯m not a noble. She¡¯s young, fit, and has an obedient personality. Other than her gender and ve status, there¡¯s no shorings about her. ¡°Now then, my reward, please?¡± ¡°Mm, information about the [Godly Pillow] was it? Sure¡ The [Godly Pillow], a part of the [Godly Beddings], is an extremely important sacred object for our Raverio Empire. Everything I say after this will be between you and me.¡± It¡¯s amusing that beddings and sacred object ovep in meaning there¡ ah, but he probably wouldn¡¯t know that huh? [2] ¡°Listen carefully as I¡¯ll only say this once. The [Godly Pillow] exists and is something that each lord of the Sia family protects from generation to generation.¡± ¡ Eh, so you mean it¡¯s like that. The [Godly Pillow] belongs to the Sia family? ¡°By the way, its management is not administered by the the feudal lord themselves. Neither the sessor nor the sessor candidate can touch the [Godly Pillow]. This includes their partners¡ do you understand? The one managing it isn¡¯t the feudal lord, Von O¡¯Doll. Same with his eldest son, the sessor, and his second son, the spare. Same goes with his spouse, which means¡ ¡°¡ Mai-sama¡ is the manager of the [Godly Pillow]¡?¡± ¡°Mai¡¯s fiance would fit the management criteria as well.¡± ¡ I see. So it¡¯s basically him saying you need to be the formal fiance if you want to use the [Godly Pillow]. ¡°In the name of the Sia family and White Goddess-sama, founder of the Raverio Empire, I swear that everything I said is true.¡± ¡°¡!¡± His oath was a guarantee of the Raverio Empire¡¯s upper ss nobility. It¡¯s meaning was that [If this is a lie, I wouldn¡¯tin even if Haku-san destroyed the Sia family and its conspirators]. Come to think of it, Haku-san did tell me [They all swear on me] as small talk at some point. Also, it appears that this oath has never been broken by anyone before. ¡°I could put my oath into writing if you want? I couldn¡¯t write about the contents of our chat though.¡± ¡°Of course, I understand.¡± I had him write it down just in case. * By Meat bing her fiance, it was decided that we would stay one more day. Meat will once again be introduced to her family, this time as the fiance. I wrote another letter and had it sent to Golen Vige. Its contents were simply: [I passed bing the fiance over to Meat]. I returned to the same room asst night. I have some free time until dinner, so I decided to get some rest. Just then, Meat tugged at my clothes, holding my shirt tightly. ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama?¡± ¡°Nn? What¡¯s wrong?¡± ¡°¡¡± Meat was trembling¡ what happened? ¡°¡ Oi, what¡¯s wrong? Are you alright? Does your stomach hurt?¡± ¡°A-are you, getting rid, of me?¡± Meat asked me in a strangled voice. ¡ Oh, so that¡¯s how it sounded to her? That¡¯s my bad. ¡°There¡¯s no way I would part with my important hug pillow. We¡¯ll just be lending your name for a while.¡± ¡°¡ Then I can keep¡ being Goshujin-sama¡¯s ve, forever¡?¡± ¡°You¡¯ll be my hug pillow ve for as long as I live.¡± She stopped trembling when I said that. I know that it¡¯s me saying it, but isn¡¯t it a bad thing for me to treat her as a pillow ve her entire life? Well, for now I decided to just take Meat as my hug pillow and have a nap. ¡°Kehma-sama! What happened!?¡± ¡ You could at least knock, Mai O¡¯Doll. Footnotes: I feel like Keima mentioned this a long time ago. Return Sacred Object = shingu = beddings Return Chapter 252 Persuasion Mai O¡¯Doll entered the room just as I started to sleep with Meat as my hug pillow. This setup¡¯s like a man just got caught cheating on his wife, huh. It¡¯s a bit awkward. I decided to just sit up and hear her out. ¡°Kehma-sama! What happened!?¡± ¡°What happened about what?¡± ¡°About bing my fiance! Why isn¡¯t it going to be you!?¡± Oh, so it¡¯s about that. I thought that she was going to ask about me sleeping with Meat. ¡°Hmm, I¡¯m sure that I declined from the outset though? Also, if I had to say, Kuro is a much better choice than me.¡± ¡°Kehma-sama, you¡¯re better! If it¡¯s not you, I don¡¯t want to!¡± Mai O¡¯Doll said that as she shook both her head and body. Her blue ringlets swung about. What vigor. Guess she doesn¡¯t want to have a girl as her fiance, moreover a ve girl¡ there¡¯s also the possibility that she wasn¡¯t told about it being a fake betrothal. It should be obvious that it¡¯s fake since Meat is a girl, though. ¡°I am honored, but sorry, I have someone that I like. I couldn¡¯t even think about being with another person.¡± [1] ¡°Having several wives split between the legal wife and concubines ismonce for nobles. THEREFORE! Kehma-sama, it¡¯s alright so long as you marry me and be a noble!¡± ¡°Oh? So that is to say that Lord-sama has concubines as well?¡± ¡°Yes, though they didn¡¯te to yesterday¡¯s dinner.¡± Is that so~¡ So that means there¡¯s people other than Mai O¡¯Doll who are qualified to manage the Godly Pillow? Von O¡¯Doll, assuming you didn¡¯t lie, you never said that Mai O¡¯Doll was the manager. You didn¡¯t break your vow¡ Well well. How many people are there that have the qualifications? ¡°A-also, Kehma-sama, do you prefer dressing up as a woman? If so, although I can¡¯t be a man, I can cross dress as one while you dress up as a woman!¡± ¡°¡ Oh. Kuro isn¡¯t the person I was talking about. I was talking about a woman, she stayed back in Golen Vige.¡± I was trying to figure out what she was talking about for a moment there, but I figured it out after a second. She probably heard that [Meat is a man] from Von O¡¯Doll. Rather, what¡¯s with that double cross dressing? It is a situation that pops up here and there in manga and games, I guess. ¡°In that case, isn¡¯t Kuro-cha¡ª¡ Kuroinu-sama already simr to being your concubine, Kehma-sama? Wouldn¡¯t it be no problem at all to include just one more person¡ªme¡ªas well?¡± It looks like she¡¯s confused about a number of things¡ ¡ Well, she is just a ten year old girl, so I guess her being so confused after quickly recing her fiance-to-be like that is natural. It¡¯s like suddenly being told [You must like this person from now on] and having your fiance decided for you. Much less a child that doesn¡¯t know too much, she¡¯s at a sensitive age. Her age right now is basically when she¡¯ll be the most confused. But thanks to that, I got some valuable information. I wonder if Von O¡¯Doll would know this would happen? Well, whatever. He¡¯s the one that tripped up first. ¡°Well, your current fiance is this Meat Kuroinu right here.¡± ¡°I said, if it¡¯s not Kehma-sama¡ª¡ª¡ current?¡± ¡°¡ Whoops, that a slip of the tongue. What I said was confidential between Lord-sama and I.¡± Mai O¡¯Doll appeared to have picked up on the hidden meaning there. How excellent these aristocratic educations are. Mai O¡¯Doll settled down quickly. ¡°Well, umm. Kuroinu-sama is gentle, much stronger than appearances suggest, and umm, is excellent enough to be bestowed with the title of ventulier at the age of ten, so I can¡¯t say that there¡¯s nothing better to wish for in a fiance¡ other than the dressing up as a female part and the name. Ah, perhaps being a beastkin, too?¡± ¡°Those are trivial matters.¡± ¡°¡ Trivial?¡± ¡°Yes, trivial. For appearances, using different clothes and using the name Kuroinu solves them. Concerning the point about being a beastkin, well, the racists can bark all they want.¡± With that, I felt a tug on my clothes. When I looked down, Meat was looking at me with puppy dog eyes. ¡°Uhh, what¡¯s wrong?¡± ¡°¡ I don¡¯t want to change my name.¡± ¡°Y-yeah, you don¡¯t have to change it if you don¡¯t want~. Then just use the name when you¡¯re with outside people.¡± ¡°Nn.¡± Meat nodded. Looks like I got her consent. ¡°¡ Is that name so important, Kuroinu-sama?¡± ¡°Nn, important.¡± ¡°I-is that so? But Kuroinu-sama, no matter how I look at you, I can only see you as a girl.¡± ¡°Yeah, well.¡± She is a girl after all. She¡¯s not just dressing up as one. ¡ I wonder if I can leave the rest to these two youngsters and get some sleep till dinner? Even though that¡¯s what I wanted, it somehow turned into me telling her adventure stories again. It went to the point that I even had to start fabricating adventure stories so I wanted to stop¡ªbut it wasn¡¯t just Mai O¡¯Doll who looked so happy listening to them, but Meat too. ¡°Like that, it¡¯s said that Mr. Gold defeated, tamed, and mounted the brown bear while carrying his favorite axe over his shoulder.¡± ¡°Umm, why was it a bear and not the horse?¡± ¡°I¡¯ve never heard it told with him mounting the horse and it ying an active role in the end¡¡± [2] ¡°¡ Rather, wouldn¡¯t it have been better if the bear was his mount from the start?¡± Well, I don¡¯t too much about kintarou¡¯s fable in detail, there¡¯s even a possibility that that bear was actually a human. I don¡¯t know, though. ¡°Ah, Kehma-sama. It¡¯s about time for dinner.¡± ¡°Oh, should we get going then?¡± ¡°Yes, please be my escort.¡± With that, Mai O¡¯Doll held her hand out toward me. I stood aside, cing Meat where I was. ¡°¡ Shall we go?¡± ¡°¡ Yeah¡¡± Hahaha, cheer up! That¡¯s your fiance after all. * ¡°¡ªAnd that¡¯s why, through Kehma-dono¡¯s express rmendation, that Kuroinu-dono became Mai¡¯s fiance.¡± Von O¡¯Doll gave the announcement about the fiance matter before the meal began. He didn¡¯t say that it was fake, though. The lineup of people was the same as yesterday, but thedy of the house, supposedly hearing about it before this, didn¡¯t miss a beat and kept her smile up the entire time. The eldest son, Waltz, looked somewhat bitter, while Gierb stood up and struck the table. ¡°Hold up, that one¡¯s a ve! And a girl at that! There¡¯s no reason for someone with such an idiotic name as Meat to be Mai¡¯s fiance!¡± ¡°Gierb. Kuroinu is a man.¡± ¡°That¡¯s even worse! I won¡¯t acknowledge someone I can only see as a weak woman!¡± I wonder who he decided to tell that this was a fake betrothal¡ well, at the very least, it doesn¡¯t look like he told Gierb. Waltz looks a bit doubtful, but maybe he told him since he¡¯s the next family head? Haah, how troublesome. Really, Dungeon Masters should only have to think about dungeon stuff. Seriously. ¡°Oh? Gier Nii-sama, Kuroinu-sama is powerful. He was able to easily run all the way from the central district to here. Wouldn¡¯t that be impossible for you?¡± ¡°E-even so, doesn¡¯t he look weaker than me?¡± ¡°Haah¡ Kehma-dono, could you have Kuroinu-dono disy some of his skill?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t mind, but Kuro is hungry. Can it wait for after dinner?¡± Meat kept having to wait despite the food right in front of her, staring at it the whole time. Today¡¯s meal was boar steak. Aaah, the fragrance of that roasted fat drifting up and the salt and pepper¡ it looks tasty with just a nce. Can Meat endure such a great sight? Nope. Please wipe off your drool. Oh, Meat, you know how to use a fork and knife, right? Eh, you¡¯re fine with chopsticks? ¡°Ah, right. The food would get cold, shall we eat?¡± ¡°Let¡¯s do the mock fight in the garden after we¡¯re done. Perhaps you may be an opponent for me?¡± And so we did the fight after the meat. It wasn¡¯t just the second son, but even the eldest son that loved fighting. The result? Yeah, Meat¡¯s overwhelming victory. Footnotes: ¡®Person¡¯ here is written as woman, spoken as person. Kehma¡¯s implying female, but Mai, well¡ Return I myself have never read/listened/etc the kintarou fable, so I may be misunderstanding Keima here¡ my apologies. Chapter 253 Escapism ¡°You are amazing. If you want, why not break off your engagement with Mai and have me look after you?¡± ¡°I refuse, Raund-sama.¡± ¡°Hahaha, I got rejected. Ah, Kuroinu-sama was a [Man] huh. Hahaha, please get along well with Mai.¡± ¡°Haah¡¡± Oh, he knows about it? Guess the heir was told after all. By the way, the mock fight was entirely in Meats favor as she spent the full thing avoiding Raund¡¯s attacks, ending it by tapping her wooden knife on his neck. If I had to ce Raund¡¯s strength in an adventurer ranking, I¡¯d say he¡¯s upper-mid C-Rank? He wasn¡¯t a match against Meat, who¡¯d practiced with the A-Rank Misha. ¡°B-but elder brother can use magic as well though!¡± ¡°Is that so?¡± Meat nced at me. Yeah, Meat¡¯s also able to, but there¡¯s no need to bother saying it. I shook my head slightly. Meat responded with a small nod. ¡°¡ You¡¯vemunicated something?¡± ¡°Oh, Mai-sama? Even though they¡¯re your fiance, they¡¯re my party member. We¡¯ve known enough for so long that there¡¯s no way we couldn¡¯t do something like that. Please don¡¯t feel envious, yeah?¡± ¡°I was just thinking that I envied how long you¡¯ve known each other.¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s been around a year.¡± ¡°¡ Eh, isn¡¯t that short?¡± ¡ We¡¯ve been together around 99% of the time since I¡¯vee to this world, so I¡¯d never think of that as short. Meat¡¯s memories from before she became my ve are all fuzzy, so she feels to same. It¡¯s only been a year, but it¡¯s been a rich one. ¡°¡ I wonder if I should be an adventurer too, then?¡± ¡°Have fun with rabbi hunting. Please give it your all, I¡¯ll be rooting for you.¡± With me saying that, Maidence looked frustrated. Good, I chose the correct answer. ¡°Now then, you should have a good idea about their ability at this point. Anyins, Jitter-sama?¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯d be putting elder brother down if I still did. I acknowledge him!¡± Good, now there¡¯s no more obstacles for the fake betrothal! ¡°Now that there¡¯s no problem¡ can I head back?¡± ¡°Yeah, sorry about that. You can return, have a good rest.¡± On the way back to my room, I informed a maid that I wouldn¡¯t be needing breakfast in the morning. * And so I decided to secretly slip out in the middle of the night and return to the dungeon. Stuuupid! The longer I stayed there the more troubles I¡¯d have to deal with, so now that I¡¯ve settled it all, staying in the lord¡¯s manor would only be a bad move! Just in case, I left behind ater stating: [As promised, I will lend Meat Kuroinu¡¯s name for a one-month period. If you wish to borrow the person themself, inform Golen Vige as soon as you can that you wish to borrow them]. ¡°Okay then, I¡¯m tired but I can do it¡ maybe. Let¡¯s go, Meat.¡± ¡°Yeah, Goshujin-sama.¡± Seeing that the sun had gone downpletely, I took Meat and left the mansion. Uuu, so tired. But I have to endure! It wasn¡¯t perfectly dark outside due to the shops¡¯ lights and the other various night time lighting such as street lights and the various taverns. Come to think of it, this is the first time I¡¯ve walked around Sia after dark¡ I wonder if it¡¯s darker in the side streets? We reached the gate before long. ¡ It¡¯s closed, we were toote. Crap, we can¡¯t get out. Should we climb over the wall? No, there might be a magical defense function that stops that. We can¡¯t go about this haphazardly. What should we do¡ ¡°Oi, what are you doing here?¡± Just as I was figuring out what to do, a guard suddenly spoke to me. Night patrol I guess? How eager you are with your duty. ¡°Oh, Guard-san. I was wanting to get out of the gate.¡± ¡°The hours for passing through the gate are over. Come back tomorrow.¡± ¡°¡ There¡¯s no way I can?¡± ¡°No way at all¡ªis what I want to say, but I have an obligation to exin. If you have the lord¡¯s permission or are a noble yourself, you can pass after following some procedures.¡± It looks like this guard really is serious about his duty. Good guard. ¡ I thought about showing him my invitation from the lord, but it¡¯d be troublesome if he went to the lord¡¯s mansion to verify its authenticity. I decided to use Meat¡¯s status as a noble. It¡¯ll stay on their records, but they¡¯lle to Golen Vige eventually after seeing I¡¯m gone so it¡¯s not like anything will change. ¡°You were a noble? My apologies.¡± ¡°No, thank you for your efforts thiste.¡± Receiving the noble¡¯s (Meat¡¯s) words of gratitude, the guard saluted. The procedures were worked on in the meanwhile. ¡ It¡¯s a good think that I can write simple things with the gloves golem. Like that, we finished the procedures and went outside through a staff entrance. Well, we also have the lord¡¯s permission toe back. ¡°Now then.¡± It was pitch ck outside the gate¡ nooo idea where anything is. Should I have a golem bring me back automatically? I used [Create Golem] to make a pnquin. The type of pnquin that¡¯d belong in the Edo period. Then I made two y golems to carry it. For some reason, golems are able to see in the dark rather well. They¡¯ll have an easy time heading back by following the map. * ¡°So that¡¯s why you came back?¡± ¡°Yeah?¡± ¡°That¡¯s so coooooool, but it¡¯s like you gave them the cold shoulder, is that alright?¡± ¡°What, Rokuko, wasn¡¯t it already decided that I¡¯d do that?¡± Hearing Rokuko¡¯s reasonable question, I answered obediently. ¡°¡ I knew that!!¡± Yeah, I can¡¯t keep up interacting with nobles at all. I¡¯m wiped. Which is why I demand a break. Particrly right now, I just got back and I¡¯m super tired, let me get to sleep please? The ride back on that pnquin was unexpectedly rough, I couldn¡¯t rest on it at all. ¡°¡ I, umm, I got a bit mad, but I¡¯m better now. You rushed back home, and even came to see me first.¡± Ah, she got mad after all. ¡°I¡¯m going to go sleep for two or three days, so I¡¯ll leave it to you. Do your best at filling in for me.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t just leave it to me. I¡¯ll absolutely be interrogating you, you know? I¡¯ll definitely wake you up when Ie to do it!¡± ¡°¡ Alright. But at least let me sleep¡ and don¡¯t wake me up¡¡± There are times where you want to escape reality. This moment right now was one of those times. Chapter 254 The Patrolling Vige Chief: Start Well, by the time my head felt a bit better after sleeping till noon, the lord¡¯s messenger still hadn¡¯t arrived. ¡ Yeah, sure, let¡¯s go back to sleep. ¡ ¡ Even after I went back to sleep and woke up again, there was still no news. Did I actually manage to get away from them? I doubt it for some reason. ¡°Eh? You¡¯re up? Morning, but it¡¯s only been a day, Kehma.¡± When I walked into the Vige Chief¡¯s office, Rokuko was nomming on a melon bread at the desk. It wasn¡¯t one of those cheap Sweet-roll Assortments (5 DP for 6), but one of those super expensive bakery kinds. Our ie¡¯s definitely high enough to cover it now though. ¡°Morning, Rokuko. Anything to report?¡± ¡°Nope. We¡¯ve been on the lookout though.¡± No way, is there actually a chance that they didn¡¯t notice yet? Or maybe they did notice, and they¡¯re in the middle of preparations? In that case, I could sleep a bit more¡ No, thinking about it like that¡¯s bad. I don¡¯t care, I just want to sleep anyways. ¡°¡ I was a bit concerned about it and didn¡¯t sleep too well. I ended up pushing it all on you, Rokuko.¡± ¡°Kehma, you¡¯re actually caring about the details¡ well, I like that though.¡± ¡°Hm? Did you say something?¡± ¡°I said that I like it when you¡¯re worried about pushing troublesome things over to me, Kehma.¡± ¡°Oh? I like you too, Rokuko¡ oh, you¡¯re blushing? And a lot at that.¡± Rokuko was hiding her face with her hands. ¡°I-I can¡¯t help it! You said something like that, so¡¡± ¡°Should I have not said it then?¡± ¡°Say it more! We¡¯re partners, after all.¡± ¡°Okay, love you, Rokuko~¡± It¡¯d be perfect if I also nted a kiss on her right here, but I¡¯m not yboy enough to just kiss her so easily. Aah, my ears are burning up. I¡¯m not used to stuff like this. * Well, I looked into my partner¡¯s situation a bit after leaving the letter to her, so I guess I give looking around our Golen Vige a shot. I may be a figurehead, but I¡¯m still the Vige Chief. I¡¯ve been neglecting it all recently, so I want to check out how things are going. ¡°Oh? Goshujin-sama, goin¡¯ on a stroll? Could I tag along?¡± ¡°Ichika? Sure, it¡¯s more of a patrol than a stroll though.¡± Ichika said she¡¯s been working a part time job at some store on her days off from the inn, so she knew the current state of the vige a lot better than me. She herself says: [I want money! To spin the slots!] She was given permission to work the job so long as it didn¡¯t affect her performance at the inn. And it appears that she had a day off from her part time job today as well. ¡°I see, so since I¡¯m guidin¡¯ ya, buy me some bakery curry buns.¡± ¡°That¡¯s your goal?¡± ¡°Obviously. I¡¯d do anythin¡¯ to get some curry buns. Ah, wanna rub my boobs?¡± ¡°¡ You don¡¯t sell yourself to other people like that, right?¡± ¡°Only to Goshujin-sama. I¡¯m not cheap, and more than anythin¡¯ I¡¯m Goshujin-sama¡¯s ve. I can¡¯t say stuff like that on my own¡ or did you want me to do that? If you¡¯re interested in that, then depending on the renumeration¡ª¡± ¡°No, it¡¯s alright. Sorry for asking you something strange.¡± ¡°Then two curry breads, ¡®kay?¡± ¡°Yeah yeah, I¡¯ll buy you two of them.¡± Promising Ichika a reward, it was decided that she would take me around. ¡°So, wanna rub my boobs?¡± ¡°Let¡¯s talk about something else.¡± * First off¡¯s right in front of the dungeon. [Cave of Desires] has a simple fence set up at its entrance. Goblins and the like never reallye out of it, but it seems to be something ced there just in the off chance anything does. ¡°There¡¯s been more kids here recently, so it¡¯s like tellin¡¯ em to not enter on their own or somethin¡¯.¡± ¡°Eh, more kids?¡± ¡°Merchants¡¯ children and adventurer families, stuff like that. There was a lot of people that came in the winter and started makin¡¯ new families, but those kids aren¡¯t born yet so they don¡¯t count.¡± It appeared that there was quite a number of people who wanted to migrate here because they could spent winters here leisurely in the hot springs. I heard that Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma was keeping strange people out of the vige, but even so there¡¯s been a lot of people migrating over. Even Kusan, the carpenter adventurer, was busy doing adventurer stuff despite building housing. ¡°Hearing that, I¡¯m starting to feel that I really am a figurehead.¡± ¡°Really? They seem to go to you for your consent though.¡± ¡°Yeah, I left all the decision-making stuff for immigration to Wozuma and Kusan.¡± ¡°¡ Ooh, so that¡¯s it?¡± With that, we arrived at our inn, [Dancing Doll¡¯s Pavilion], and the Adventurer Guild¡¯s branch office across the street from it. The inn is attached to the Vige Chief¡¯s residence and the employee dormitory, so it uses up quite arge area. There¡¯s a warehouse behind the branch office and a bar next to it. Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma works as the barkeep there¡ well, Wozuma was working there from the start. ¡°Oh yeah, has the bar been doing well? There¡¯s a lot of stuff a sub-chief has to do.¡± ¡°It¡¯s definitely thrivin¡¯. Bars mainly get busy at night, so¡ see? There¡¯s construction goin¡¯ on behind the bar, it¡¯s expandin¡¯.¡± Just as see said, it seems like they were building something. I could see a few of the adventurers that stay at our inn helping out the construction work. I wonder if he ced amission for it at the branch office? ¡°Wait, it¡¯s making that much money?¡± ¡°Even if it didn¡¯t, he gets a lot of money as Vige Sub-Chief. There hasn¡¯t been anyints.¡± That so? Alrighty then. After that was what was next to the bar, the Dyne Firm. Dyne, the merchant that manages our vige¡¯s finances. He¡¯s apetent merchant that¡¯s able to multiply funds after being handed them. Thanks to him, our vige easily operates in surplus funds. Ah, just in time. Dyna was stocking goods. ¡°Hoh? Ichika-yan. You don¡¯t have work today, what¡¯s goin¡¯ on?¡± ¡°Just escortin¡¯ my Goshujin-sama around on his patrol. We¡¯re just window shoppin¡¯, no need to fuss about us.¡± ¡°That so? Then take your time lookin¡¯ around and¡ wait! Kehma-han, massive thanks for your patronage!¡± ¡°Y-yeah, you seem to be doing well, Dyne.¡± Those two¡¯s Pavueran ents get tranted into a quasi-Kansai dialect, it seriously sounds like it. [1] ¡°Oh yeah, that magic tool called a [Stove] you got from the dungeon¡ªit¡¯s great!¡± ¡°A stove, huh?¡± The stove is a magic tool that our Apprentice Witch Nerune developed. It¡¯s use is exactly like a normal stove, it simply uses magic stones as fuel. A magic formation is drawn on a y te inside it, it¡¯s even possible to adjust the caloric heat output. I put it in some treasure chests inside the dungeon as well, but I also brought some directly to his shop. I just said I found it in the dungeon. (It wasn¡¯t a lie either, as Nerune¡¯sboratory is inside the dungeon.) ¡°It¡¯s light and can be used for most kinds of food as-is, they sell like hotcakes even to non-adventurers¡! If ya find any more, definitely make sure to bring ¡¯em to my shop.¡± ¡°I will if I find any more. But for now, could I see what you have for sale?¡± ¡°Sure thing~!¡± He lined up several weapons and magic tools meant for adventurers. Other than the weapons and magic tools he gets from our dungeon, it looks like some are from Kantra, the person who taught Nerune the basics of making magic tools. Kantra¡¯s a talented guy that¡¯s both a cksmith and an alchemist. ¡ Oh, there were those swords that¡¯re both swords and magic tools too. Are they being sold? Ah, nope. Thought not~. [2] ¡°.. Hmm? There seems to be some essory-type things here too. This ring, is it a magic tool as well?¡± ¡°That¡¯s just a normal essory. But they¡¯re in great demand!¡± ¡°Heeh, wonder why. Maybe people buy them aftering to sightsee?¡± Our reputation¡¯s been spreading through word of mouth with people saying things like ¡°I came for the hot spring¡± or ¡°I came for the food¡±. Is that why they want souvenirs too? ¡°No, I sell the wood sculptures to those customers.¡± The wooden sculptures are goods that the subi in subi vige produce. We collect them and throw them into the treasure chests as fail prizes. Furthermore, they only make things shaped like matsutake mushrooms for some reason. He¡¯s been selling them by asserting they¡¯re limbless dolls or something. [3] ¡°¡ Eh, why?¡± ¡°They¡¯re items you get from a dungeon, wouldn¡¯t somethin¡¯ like that be interestin¡¯ for most people? They¡¯re strangely smooth even though they¡¯re made from wood, so they feels curiously good. Well, I sell them for a reasonable cost as amusing curios.¡± ¡ I wonder if they have some lingering subus scent on them? I picked up one of the dolls that had been lined up in a corner of the shop and gave it a whiff. I think I did smell something, but couldn¡¯t figure out what exactly it was. Footnotes: Kansai dialect tl;dr ¡ª they talk super bouncy and bubbly and use waaaay different words. Return This line doesn¡¯t seem to indicate whether he¡¯s seeing the swords just then or if he¡¯s only recalling them. Sorry about that. Return Kokeshi dolls, like this. Return Chapter 255 The Patrolling Vige Chief: End ¡°Come to think of it, there¡¯s only preserved foods here, where do people go to buy food?¡± It¡¯s not like everyone only ever eats at our inn or the bar, right? In that case, there should be people that cook food for themselves. ¡°There¡¯s a new shop specializin¡¯ in food that got built over that way.¡± With that, Dyne pointed over to the district the viger¡¯s houses were cluttered together. Kantra¡¯s smithy was in the same direction, but it was a little ways away from it. ¡ Has there been enough neers to open up a food-focused shop? Guess we¡¯ll check out the housing area next. Bidding farewell to Dyne, I headed there with Ichika. ¡°Still though, there wouldn¡¯t be too many ces for me to actually see there, huh. It¡¯s just a housing district.¡± ¡°On the contrary, Goshujin-sama, see this?¡± Ichika pointed at the shacks in front of her. ¡°And this?¡± She then pointed out the ordinary wooden houses. There weren¡¯t many of them, but they were clustered together like there was a definite division. It caused it to look like there was a definite upgrade between them. ¡°Kusan and the other carpenters have gotten better, so they¡¯re gettin¡¯ good enough for some proper housin¡¯.¡± ¡°¡ Umm, was there a river around here? What are they doing for water?¡± ¡°They use the water jug magic tool Kantra made. They work with magical power or magic stones, even the scrap magic stones you can get from goblins. For adventurers, goin¡¯ into the dungeon¡¯s like going to pump water.¡± True, goblin magic stones are basically free in dungeons. ¡ But aren¡¯t goblin magic stones like tiny seeds inside their brains? What a gross way to draw water, oi. ¡°These are nned to be destroyed so new ones can be built.¡± ¡°Hmm¡¡± Honestly, I¡¯d like the ones that got built near the inn to be fixed up first¡ nah, they¡¯re good until they stop being good. When we strolled a bit further into the residential district, there were people out hanging theirundry and some leaving with hoes in their hands¡ wait, hoes? ¡°Oh, look there Goshujin-sama. There¡¯s fields over that way! They¡¯ve been growing vegetables.¡± ¡°¡ Yeah. They¡¯ve even cut a ways into the forest, haven¡¯t they.¡± When I looked over, the area had been developed more than I thought it was¡ I was somewhat concerned about the environmental destruction, but even with checking the map to confirm, they hadn¡¯t even used up one percent of it. The nature here¡¯s abundant¡ªrather, beyond abundant. ¡ Well, even if the environment was destroyed, there¡¯s magic skills like [Grow Wood], so the trees could be regrown if it came down to it. Magic sure is convenient. ¡°Oh, Ichika and Vige Chief-san. Doing well~?¡± ¡°Vige Chief just works at his desk all the time, you gotta move your body. Wanna help with the fields?¡± ¡°Here, take this. It¡¯s some vegetables I grew.¡± As we continued the stroll¡ªerr, the patrol, vigers with a local, country-like ent came up to us and handed me some vegetables¡ aren¡¯t you guys ordinarily adventurers? I remember you two by face. ¡°¡ Rather, how long have you been drnd farming?¡± [1] ¡°Since this past spring, maybe a month or two? The area around the dungeon¡¯s filled with magical power, so it shows a good result for harvesting.¡± ¡°It¡¯s the best for us farmers. Well, we¡¯d ruin the soil if we did it too much!¡± ¡°It¡¯ll be fine if we keep usin¡¯ fertilizer. Goblin corpses are a dime a dozen anyway.¡± Seriously? It¡¯s one of those settings where magical power causes vegetables to grow quickly? And then with goblin corpses as fertilizer? What bloody vegetables. Be it water or fertilizer, goblins take an active role. Also, you guys were definitely ordinary adventurers, since when did you pick up that ent and since when did you turn into farmers? ¡°Well, I was the fifth son in a family of farmers, so¡ I¡¯ve been yearnin¡¯ to have a field of my own.¡± ¡°I¡¯ve been trying to mimic Pa¡¯s ent, but it really feels like I¡¯m a farmer when I use the ent doesn¡¯t it?¡± ¡°Eh, you guys had the ent originally? It just looked like fake personas to me though.¡± Can¡¯t say I get it, but at least the two of them were enjoying the ¡®viger life¡¯. After that, I headed to Kantra¡¯s smithy, still holding the fresh vegetables. ¡°Compared to vegetables grown with [Grow Weed], it¡¯s like night and day.¡± ¡°Yah they¡¯re pretty tasty. Like actual vegetables¡ ah, it¡¯s Kantra.¡± Kantra was banging some metal into shape¡ is he making a single-handled pot? Noticing me, he stopped and waved with his hammer. ¡°Ah, Kehma-dono. You¡¯re back? I heard you¡¯d be married into the Sia family or something?¡± ¡°You were misinformed, but more importantly, is that a pot? Not a magic tool, right?¡± ¡°Yeah. I got an order for a normal pot. They wanted a small one they could use on one of those portable stoves.¡± I also had one of periods where I thought cksmiths only ever made weapons and armor. Well, even excluding the obvious things like cutlery, they make nails and pots and the like. ¡°Right, Kehma-dono! Please take a look at this, it¡¯s something new I made!¡± ¡°Oh? What is it, uhh, a spear?¡± ¡°Yeah, firees out from the base of the de when you press the switch on the grip, heating the de up. It¡¯s hot!¡± Kantra was using alchemy with the goal of making a magic sword of his own. By the way, he said it releases fire, but it¡¯s at most as hot as a lighter, maybe a stove burner. ¡°I see, so it ups its offensive strength a little.¡± ¡°Though as a downside, it takes some time to warm up and bes brittle if it¡¯s cooled down suddenly, breaking easily.¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t that a pretty big weakness? Is it not possible to make it so that it heats up fast enough after turning the fire on after the start of the battle?¡± ¡°Maybe if it was kept on the entire time¡ aah, that¡¯d use so many magic stones though.¡± By the way, the reason he made it a spear instead of a sword is because it would get so hot that you wouldn¡¯t be able to hold it. It¡¯s chock full of faults, huh. ¡°Well, it can be improved. Why not let the firee directly out from the de?¡± ¡°Hmm, hmm¡ that definitely would look cool. But then bncing the intensity would be hard. If I used orichalcum¡ hah, that¡¯d be a legendary weapon. Maybe ck steel would¡ Kehma-dono, have you seen any ck steel golems appearing further within the dungeon?¡± ¡°Not as of yet.¡± I am considering using a golem with orichalcum joints as a dungeon boss though. I¡¯ve been using mostly iron golems recently, but maybe I should up the metal type for the golem spawners here soon¡ ck steel golem spawners are 1,000,000 DP¡ woooooow. I wonder if I could afford it if I used all my current wealth? ¡°That so? Well, let me know if you see any. It¡¯d be cheaper than if I had to import it.¡± ¡°Yeah, will do.¡± Thinking that it was about time I check somewhere else out, I bade Kantra farewell. ¡°Still though, Kantra-han¡¯s doin¡¯ some awesomely cool stuff. But Goshujin-sama, ya just make magic swords with [Create Golem], so¡¡± We left the smithy. Let¡¯s see, what other facilities does the vige have¡ ¡°I guess the inn¡¯s next? We don¡¯t really need to though, it¡¯s our base anyway~¡± ¡°Well, we¡¯ll check it out anyway, followed by the dungeon.¡± Making my rounds patrolling the vige now that it had be splendidlyrge, I headed back to the inn. Footnotes: I have no idea when ites to farming, so here¡¯s a Wikipedia article about it. Return Chapter 256 Extra: Soap Bubbles Soap bubbles, Rokuko, and Meat. On that day, Rokuko, having purchased something interesting from a peddler, was looking for someone to show it off to. And she¡¯d found Meat training in the backyard. ¡°Hey, Meat,e here for a sec and check this out.¡± ¡°What is it, Rokuko-sama?¡± Suddenly, Rokuko took out a long and slender bottle. She thought that it was something to drink, but it didn¡¯t appear to be so. ¡°It¡¯s something strange I bought from a peddler, he said he purchased it from Spanner¡¯s Store or something. It¡¯s a toy you y with, soap bubbles!¡± [1] ¡°Soap bubbles¡?¡± ¡°Yeah, so let¡¯s y!¡± Rokuko put the tip of the cap into the liquid inside the small bottle and, taking it out, blew into the liquid that had adhered to the item. Upon doing so, arge bubble formed on its other side, shaking and undting as it expanded¡ª ¡ªuntil it popped. ¡°Wow! The bubble was suuuper big right!?¡± ¡°Yeah, its coloring was beautiful.¡± ¡°But it¡¯s pretty hard. There¡¯s a trick to making it big like that. Meat, here, you give it a try.¡± Saying that, Rokuko passed the small bottle over to Meat. Meat imitated how Rokuko dipped the part of the cap into the bottle, pulled it back out and blew on it. With that, tiny soap bubbles formed and blew away. ¡°Ahahaha, you blew way too hard! You have to blow more gently to make the really big ones!¡± ¡°Mmuu, it¡¯s hard. But aren¡¯t the small ones beautiful too?¡± ¡°Yeah, they¡¯re just always beautiful.¡± The soap bubbles drifted about in the air. Meat tried poking them. ¡ But they dodged her. ¡°Muuu.¡± She tried poking two or three more times, but she couldn¡¯t touch them for some reason. It was like they had wills of their own or something. She started to get worked up about it and pulled out her de golem on reflex. Slicing at one after setting it as her mark, she cut it cleanly in two, its two halves rolling up simultaneously as it popped. Meat let out her breath, contented. ¡°¡ There.¡± ¡°Hohoh.¡± Seeing that, Rokuko held up the small tube and blew tiny bubbles over to Meat. ¡°!¡± Ping, ping. Meat chased after the soap bubbles, slicing each of them. Chasing them out of instinct, she cut through them. ¡°Ooh, you can do it, Meat! Look, there¡¯s some behind you too!¡± ¡°Teeeyah!¡± Meat kept chasing them, popping them all left and right. Virtually all of the bubbles popped, Meat let out another satisfied breath. ¡ But Rokuko took the chance to blow more bubbles. ¡°¡!¡± ¡°Take this! Can you win against my Bubble Army!?¡± Meat¡¯s tail wagged back and forth. This had be something that wasn¡¯t mere ying. Again, ying with soap bubbles had be something other than ying. Rokuko continued blowing the bubbles until the liquid ran out, with Meat continuing the pop each and every one in opposition. ¡ As a result, Rokuko¡¯s mouth was soaked with the soapy liquid, but that¡¯s a story for another time. Footnotes: Spanner is part of the author¡¯s pen name, Onikage Spanner Chapter 257 A Look About the Inn Our inn, [Dancing Dolls Pavilion]. The base I built at the dungeon¡¯s surfaceyer. It¡¯s an inn I made myself through the use of [Create Golem]. So that I could move it through the menu¡¯s [Deployment], I made it a subdivision of a floor. Recently I¡¯ve been living in the Vige Chief¡¯s residence, which I annexed on to it. [Welco¡ª¡ ah, Master.] ¡°Ah, Neru, you¡¯re on duty?¡± A doll I picked up in the dungeon that had awareness¡ using that as the pretext, it was actually a golem I made to look like a humanoid figurine that the insubstantial ring subus Neru is possessing. She was sitting at the reception counter. I¡¯d originally established that y golems were helping us, so her existence here was fully epted with a simple ¡°Well, it is [Dancing Dolls Pavilion] we¡¯re talking about!¡± ¡ Please continue being our inn¡¯s patrons! ¡°Well, there¡¯s so many golems here anyway¡ People probably don¡¯t care too much about seeing a single extra doll.¡± [Yeah, it¡¯s to the point that people want to shake my hands.] ¡°Neru, did you turn into a tourist attraction¡?¡± I headed past the reception desk and into where the dining hall and guest rooms were. There wasn¡¯t much to say about the guest rooms. They were just fifty copper a night, no meals. They had a futon and a light magic tool in it. And as for the dining hall¡ well, it was a dining hall. It used a food ticket system to serve guests their food. The food itself used to be stuff we bought with DP, but nowadays we have Kinue-san cooking practically all of it. The midday rush is over so it¡¯s mostly empty now. Today¡¯s waitresses are¡ªright, the two part-timers, Setsuna and Nayuta. I knew that the two of them were dungeon-rted individuals, but they didn¡¯t know that we had anything to do with the dungeon at all (with the exception of Nerune¡¯sing out about it). Let¡¯s have a conversation with them. ¡°Ah, Vige Chief. Hungry?¡± ¡°Hmm? Yeah, a bit.¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama, Goshujin-sama, me too~¡± Ichika popped up and begged like a starved racehorse when I responded to Setsuna. Alright already, you can back off, I¡¯ll order you some too¡ rather, aren¡¯t our employees supposed to be given meals? With that, we ate some simple sandwiches. By the way, Kinue-san learned the unique skill called [Cooking], a great skill for a silky¡ªthat is, for a house fairy that loves house chores. ¡ Oooh! Kinue-san, you got even better. Aren¡¯t you more skilled than the Sia lord¡¯s cook at this point? Now that I¡¯ve filled my belly, let¡¯s take a look at the rest of our inn¡¯s facilities¡ªthe onsen and the game room, I guess? The onsen should be alright¡ other than the massage chair golem I have there, it¡¯s pretty much just a standard onsen. There¡¯s no culture for bathing in the nude here though, so wearing a bath towel¡¯s be the default¡ªah, but I think there was talk about asionally entering nude? It¡¯s fine either way, honestly. ¡°By the way, Goshujin-sama. Do we have pocket money to spend for uhh¡ testin¡¯ the game room?¡± ¡°Obviously not.¡± Sorry Ichika, but no. We entered the game room. The game room now has two tables to enjoy yourself on with things like poker and dice, as well as two varieties of rat races. The slots are all over at the bar now, just being able to earn money from them through the rental fee alone is good. ¡°Ooookay! Time¡¯s almost up to ce your bets¡ oh, Master.¡± ¡°Rei? You had a shift here today?¡± ¡°Yes. Ah, will you ce a bet?¡± When I took a nce to check out the runners¡ªthe rats¡ªour eyes met. ¡ Trantion Function ACTIVATE! Allow me to exin. This trantion function I acquired uponing to this other world allows me to understand even a rat if I activate it consciously! [Hooray! Master¡¯s here! Now I can win!] [Hey now, who said you¡¯re gonna win? Only one of us can, Deppa.] [But isn¡¯t it better for the one Master puts down on to win? Definitely would make him happy.] [No, hold it. Shouldn¡¯t we go as always? I mean¡ª] [Nn? In that case, Faito is next up to win, yeah?] [Wait up. Wouldn¡¯t it be bad for the one Master bets on if they lose? Have to reject that.] [Faito, did you happen to forget that you were meant to be first?] [N-no way, definitely not¡ I am wise!] Yep, the rats seem well today. Let¡¯s not ce a bet. ¡°I¡¯m thinking about ying some dice today.¡± [[[[[Eeh¡ª]]]] ¡ ho¡ª] Whoops, Trantion Function cancel¡ªthere we go. I then tried moving over to the suitable table¡ ah, looks like there¡¯s a guy on a winning streak here. He looks well dressed, probably not someone from this vige¡ alright, time to take away his stuff. ¡°Mind if I join?¡± ¡°Nn? Sure, I ept anyone¡¯s money!¡± How motivated you are. Sorry, but those dice are my golems. * Phew, this guy was crazy lucky. He never rolled below a three. Maybe he has the [Luck] skill? ¡°No way¡ I¡ lost? What cheat did you use!?¡± ¡°Come on, there¡¯s no need to use me like that.¡± ¡°Shut up! There¡¯s no way I lost, you absolutely cheated! I¡¯m not going to pay a copper!¡± Woah, an annoying person. ¡°Ah, you¡¯re not a resident here are you? ¡ Did you know this, then? In this vige, cheating is allowed so long as you don¡¯t get caught. Those who shirk their debts are treated the same as thieves. In other words, if you say that you won¡¯t pay, it¡¯s fine to treat you as a ve and take your possessions. You can check with the Vige Chief on it if you want.¡± When I said that, one of the viger-adventurers closed the entrance. Nice one. I¡¯ll give you a puddingter. ¡°Haah? You think I¡¯d f*ckin let you make me a ve? Don¡¯t make meugh, I¡¯m a B-Rank adventurer¡ªa noble!¡± ¡°Yeah, I don¡¯t care. Are you going to pay up or not¡ªare you a thief?¡± ¡°I¡¯m not a thief! Rather, I¡¯ll have you executed for going against the crown! I¡¯ll forgive you right now if you give me your woman, how¡¯s that sound?¡± Ahh, so he¡¯s bluffing. Rather, isn¡¯t it even worse for a B-Rank to be a thief like that? Honestly, only the ridiculous S-Rank heroes can do as they please, and even those get purged by Haku-san if they¡¯re too outrageous. The Adventurer Guild is strict with its members thatmit crimes. While on the subject, it¡¯s a heavy crime to impersonate as a noble. And above all, starting a fight against me or anything that¡¯s mine is an auto out. ¡°Right, so you¡¯re saying that you don¡¯t intend to pay?¡± ¡°Obviously, you f*cking cheat!¡± The self-proimed B-Rank adventurer pulled out his sword and stabbed it into the table. Oh, I¡¯m going to have you pay me that back too. ¡°¡ Yeah. I¡¯ll give a pudding to whoever deals with this guy.¡± ¡°Hyahaah! I was waiting for that!¡± ¡°The pudding¡¯s mine! Practically been bouncin¡¯ outa my shoes waitin¡¯ here!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll have this shit give me back some of the money I lost!¡± ¡°Wha¡ªhey¡ªwai¡ª-!¡± Hearing my order, adventurers popped up and attacked him all at once, capturing him in just a few seconds. Ah, you third guy¡ you¡¯ll be a thief if you actually do that. Even if he cheated, it¡¯s valid if you can¡¯t figure out why. By the way, Ichika participated even though his capture was already guaranteed. Guess she wanted some pudding, too? Chapter 258 The Patrolling Dungeon Master Handing over the imitation B-Rank adventurer (D-Rank) to the adventurer guild, I treated everyone to pudding. Incidentally, I had a decent amount of spending money on me, so that amount was basically just within the margin of error looking at the ie we have nowadays. Also, the dice that guy used only ever came up with fours, fives and sixes. It looked like he¡¯d been secretly switching in his dice when I checked them out. Done with looking into the inn, thest thing to do is the dungeon. First, [Great Tsuia Mountain Tunnel]. It¡¯s actually only a part of [Cave of Desires], but as far as the adventurer guild¡¯s management is concerned, they are separate dungeons. It has a mechanism that opens the gate upon the toll being paid, the toll itself being based simply on total weight. Because of that, the main trade goods going back and forth were Pavuera¡¯s spices and Sia¡¯s wheat as they were rtively light goods and sold at a decent price. The rooms that had the tollgates were arranged side by side in the center of the cave. If someone couldn¡¯t pay the toll, they¡¯d either have to turn back, abandon some of their cargo, or try and sell it to other merchants right then and there. I¡¯ve moved the tollgates around and even increased the number of them, but no one seemed to think much of it since there weren¡¯t any monsters. It¡¯s convenient, but is it alright for them to be like that¡? ¡ Maybe the merchants all think they¡¯d be kept from being able to the use cave if they make too much of a fuss? ¡°Well then, Ichika, that¡¯s enough. I know what¡¯s happening from here on.¡± ¡°Nn? ¡®Kay, reward?¡± Ichika smiled and left after I handed her curry bread as her reward. From here on is the main dungeon, [Cave of Desires]. I headed back to the vige chief¡¯s room. ¡ To be blunt, I was tired of walking. Using the menu should be good enough yeah? It is a dungeon after all. The first thing after passing the dungeon¡¯s entrance was the stone entrance floor. It had many traps, such as des popping out of a door or how some of the gstones on the ground turning into pitfalls. The traps further in were deadly if not handled carefully, but the ones near the entrance were just to the level of causing someone to twist their ankle. And Goblins being the enemy was a feature. They¡¯re suitable for making a floor that beginners can train on. You could even say that it¡¯s thanks to this floor that this dungeon is seen as rtively peaceful. They¡¯re filled with cheap things, but there are a good number of treasure chests that spawn, so it¡¯s even a good way for beginners to earn some pocket money. Next up, thebyrinth floor. Taking up both the second and third floors assuming one took the correct route, this was the main money maker for those in our dungeon! The reason for that was that iron golems spawned here. The body of an iron golem is made out of solid iron. In other words, it was a giant iron bar. It could sell for a considerably good price. The iron golems could spawn practically infinitely through the monster spawner, so even though it looks like a dungeon, there¡¯s a good reason it¡¯s called a dungeon mine. I also make various things using their iron. As for killing my associates, well, golems are materials. They¡¯re different. Something like that. Moving on, the golems that mimic walls and move around change thebyrinth¡¯s route slightly. ¡ Come to think of it, the magic sword test room is there too, huh. It being a proper test room is finally starting to bemon knowledge. What appeared immediately after making it through thebyrinth was a facility that had been named the [Avarice Lodge]. It was set of DP exploitation rooms, they could be passed by without needing to stop at. The DP I can get from adventurers increases if they are confined. Therefore, the [Avarice Lodge] was several small rooms where those staying in them could acquire items and gold for locking themselves up in the room for twelve or twenty-four hours. In truth though, we¡¯re just putting a suitable amount of money or items in from behind the scenes. We¡¯ll give out a magic sword de golem sometimes as a special prize, so it¡¯s a very stupid¡ very profitable facility. After passing by the [Avarice Lodge] and descending the trap-infested open ceiling spiral staircase was the warehouse area. It¡¯s the ce I protect with the various golems I make through my experiments with [Create Golem] like the four-armed golem or the pincushion golem, but it¡¯s basically an easy area that you can get a magic sword de golem from. Having both orderly pathways and rooms, it really was a warehouse. Adventurers had started to make it there recently. After that, the path divided into four. One led to the arena, followed by a boss room. Another led to our neighbor dungeon, [me Cavern]. The third one led to the riddle area, followed by an area I¡¯m still working on. The final one led to Subus Vige. My handmade haniwa golemsy in wait in the arena. They had various gimmicks and were pretty strong. It would take at least a C-Rank adventurer to do anything against them. The boss room had an iron haniwa made of solid iron just waiting to greet intruders in it. After that was the core room. It¡¯s just a dummy core, though. By insisting that this was the final floor to the outside world, it should cause our dungeon to be recognized as a good, shallow dungeon. Our apprentice witch, Nerune, had herb stationed as a hidden room within the core room¡¯s ceiling. She researches magic tools day and night there¡ªwhen she isn¡¯t working her part time job, that is. ¡ I think she¡¯s looking into an [Engine Magic Tool] right now? She¡¯s developing a magic tool that rotates and uses pistons. The pistons move through the expansion of air caused by thermal energy, so it should be able to be a clean energy if we use magic tools for that. Eh? You say that an engine golem would be good enough? Well sure, but there¡¯s meaning in having things that people other than me can make. Honestly, an engine magic tool might even perform better. ¡ Rather, there isn¡¯t really much else to research right now. As for the cave that led to [me Cavern], well, it¡¯s basically Feni¡¯s house. Having an entire floor loaned out as a kennel feels luxurious as heck. It¡¯s been swimming through the magma like an archerfish more recently, increasing its offensive strength somewhat. There¡¯s nothing really else to talk about. Our rtions with [me Cavern] are good. And uhh, I made a variety of variety show attractions for the ce that¡¯s still under development. It looks like a yground for people into crossfit. Well, the interior¡¯s still under development, so what else would you expect? Finallyes Subus Vige, a vige protected by subi. Right now I just have them making limbless dolls as a side job, but they¡¯ll squeeze any adventurers that wander in dry and strip them down to their underwear before rolling them outside the dungeon. Man or woman, they¡¯ll have fun with anyone. I told them to not go so far that someone dies though. Furthermore, I¡¯ve made preparations to give reinforcements if adventurers resist them. Looking at how I set it up, it¡¯s practically the same thing as a bottakuri bar. [1] Suira acts as the vige chief for Subus Vige¡ they want to have proper jobs and not just a side job, but I can¡¯t think of anything for them to do right now. Sorry. When I checked them out through the monitor, I saw the loli subus, Michiru, carving a small doll for her side job. Holding onto the limbless doll with such a serious face, fixing it little by little as she rubs her face against it and licks it¡ Yep. Looks like she¡¯s particr about its feel. Maybe that¡¯s why they¡¯re so popr~ I closed the monitor. Looking about¡ªdone. ¡ Time to sleep! Footnotes: A bottakuri bar is a bar that invites guests in, forcing them to stay until they run out of money through force. Illegal as heck. Chapter 259 The Marriage Interview Discussion (Yudence¡¯s Point of View): Start I am Yudence Sia, the lord of Sia. On that day, I was looking over thetest version of the peerage listings. I stumbled across the name of Golen Vige, a vige that cropped up justst year but was developing remarkably quickly. ¡°Kehma Golen¡? Hmm? If I recall, Kehma was the name of that vige¡¯s leader¡ he was a noble?¡± That question lingering in my mind, I immediately put in an inquiry. Information on aristocrats can be obtained by contacting the administration bureau in the imperial capital. For ventuliers, there we also be information regarding their party members and past achievements as adventurers. B-Rank adventurers will have made a name for themselves and have some distinguishments in their history. A few days after I made an inquiry through magic mailing, the information was sent to me. ording to the information I received, Kehma Golen had three other party members also at B-Rank and hadpleted five dungeons with his party. [White Trial] [Cave of Desires] [White Beach] [Bone Cave] [Cave of the Three-Way Struggle]¡ ¡ I¡¯d never heard of some of those dungeons, but hepleted them all with a single party. It even says that he finished three of them after obtaining the peerage. He even went so far as to destroy two of them. Hepleted two dungeons that he was just barely permitted to enter due to their danger. In other words, he has shown himself to be a considerably powerful individual. Moreover¡ª ¡ª[White Goddess guarantees this individual¡¯s wit.] Of all things, it had thatment added on. ¡ That¡¯s bad. When I saw that sentence, I unintentionally wound up dropping my cup of tea, breaking it. An influential person made a vige this close to Sia and was developing it? And having the White Goddess, someone who everyone knows of in the Raverio Empire, backing him¡ No matter how I think about it, that¡¯s bad. I can¡¯t leave this alone. Gah, my stomach¡¯s starting to hurt. I might lose some hair over this¡ By the way, ording to that same bit of information, there was also an inquiry sent to Sia from the imperial capital. Are you fine with the [Godly Pillow] that is being managed in Sia being moved to Golen Vige? That was a rather nonchnt question¡ I am not such a fool as to misunderstand the meaning behind such a frank question¡ It was telling me that I should use the [Godly Pillow] as a trump card for securing my friendship with them. What to do¡ Should I try marrying my daughter to Kehma Golen? There¡¯s a chance that he¡¯s a different person I suppose, but I suppose I should take precaution as an insurance policy. It may be because he himself has attempted to hide his peerage, but Golen Vige¡¯s chief is stated to be Kehma, amoner. And as the vige¡¯s chief, Kehma is very good at what he does. Reason Given: ¡®The excellent Vige Chief is the vige¡¯s best adventurer.¡¯ Reason Given: ¡®He is a sincere man who lends aid to others.¡¯ Reason Given: ¡®An extraordinarily wise and capable man.¡¯ Seeing Golen Vige¡¯s remarkable development recently, the credibility of his reputation is high. The fact that he was able to develop a ce that was empty justst year enough to easily make it through winter¡ªno, even develop through winter is a frightening aplishment. He¡¯s been able to fully utilize the dungeon mine¡¯s capabilities and is on the right track for its management¡ While he is certainly lucky, doing that would be impossible without enough talent to match it. Even if he wasn¡¯t backed by White Goddess, just his talent alone would make bringing him into the family not a loss. Well, there is a rumor about him preferring young girls, but aristocrats are sometimes like that. At any rate, let¡¯s invite him over for a chance to see him face to face. * Havinge to my estate, Kehma-dono was a polite man with ck hair and dark eyes. He had also brought along a beautifully dressed dog beastkin ve¡ She should be one of his party members, Meat Kuroinu, if I recall. It was an awful name. Assuming I¡¯m not wrong, this girl should be the origin of the news saying that he prefers them young. That said, I¡¯m not sure whether it¡¯s because of this girl that he¡¯s considered as such or that he brings her around because he is like that. ¡°Did I keep you waiting? I¡¯m Yudence Sia. I take it you know that I¡¯m the lord?¡± ¡°I am Kehma. Pleased to meet you, Lord-sama. I wasn¡¯t waiting too long.¡± ¡°That so?¡± He didn¡¯t appear to be angry at all despite me having him wait in the room for enough time for the bell to toll. ¡ Is he a man that doesn¡¯t care about time or is he going to stick with the pretense of him being amoner? At the very least, the rumors about him that say he¡¯s tolerant appear to be true. I noticed right away that Kehma-dono was uninterested in marrying my daughter, Maidence. To Kehma-dono, someone who is preferred White Goddess-sama, the position of being a family¡¯s head might not hold any significance. Either way, I kept trying to forcibly tie him to us. I inquired about the vige¡¯s n and Kehma-dono¡¯s own story. I¡¯d already looked into that information in advance though, of course. ording to what Kehma-dono¡¯s said, they had captured around as much as thirty iron golems, but just from the information we¡¯ve collected here, they¡¯d exported forty golems¡¯ worth of ingots. If I assume there¡¯s some we didn¡¯t catch, there should be at least fifty worth, if not more. Normal vige chiefs would generally exaggerate their reports¡ yet Kehma-dono merely said it wasn¡¯t a big deal. In other words, it meant that something like that wasn¡¯t muchpared to the rest of his exploits. As we were conversing with each other, Mai came along and began talking with Kehma-dono as a fiance candidate. My sagacious daughter understood that Kehma-dono was an amazing person from that short talk. I also want to tie her together with Kehma-dono. At the very least, I don¡¯t want them to be hostile with one another. But just then, Kuroinu-dono spoke up. ¡°This matter, he refuses.¡± ¡°¡ Kehma-dono? Is that your intention?¡± My daughter was dissatisfied by the abrupt and grand refusal, so I tried scowling at him after infusing magical power into my eyes. As the lord and as the father whose betrothal invitation was just denied, it should just barely be seen as not hostile. ¡°Yeah, I don¡¯t intend to get married¡¡± But Kehma-dono didn¡¯t even bat an eye. A weak human would have fainted, even a well-trained merchant would have broken into a cold sweat¡ what terrific willpower. As expected of someone that the White Goddess has guaranteed. Ah, I might be seen as hostile if things keep going like this, let¡¯s turn the flow of the conversation back around. ¡°Great! Isn¡¯t that nice? How about we simply respect Kehma-dono¡¯s esteemed opinion on the matter?¡± ¡°Otou-sama, your view clearly seeped into your words¡ Kehma-sama, you¡¯re so dreamy!¡± After that, Mai¡¯s cleverness made it so that Kehma-dono would be her fiance candidate. After she left, I spoke under the pretext that we would simply be borrowing his name to use as her fiance. I said that an impertinent youth from Pavuera was wanting to marry Mai, saying that the want was spurred by the tunnel that now connected our towns¡ and that we refused. There¡¯s rumors about him being a child prodigy, but I didn¡¯t want Mai to leave Sia. That said, Golen Vige is rather close, so that¡¯s fine. ¡ I know that it¡¯s my own selfishness, but really, my daughter is so cute. When I hinted at Kehma-dono possibly gaining the [Godly Pillow] as a reward, he showed enough interest in it that it surprised me. The timing felt right, so I figured it just might work if I pushed a little. By the way, the room I lent to Kehma-dono is able to let me see what¡¯s happening¡ but ording to what my spies tell me, Kuroinu-dono refers to Kehma-dono as ¡®Otou-san¡¯ and that Kehma-dono treats their rtionship as one between a parent and child. Kehma-dono himself referred to her as an important member of his family, and now that I think about it, they do both have ck hair. In other words, they may both be descendants of a hero. It wouldn¡¯t be odd if the two truly were connected by blood. There¡¯s even a high probability that the two are parent and child. Kehma-dono said that he¡¯s single, so he might have had a rtionship in the past that he doesn¡¯t wanting to light. His daughter¡¯s name is Meat, something that basically acted as a ve cor for her¡ it¡¯s probably something he doesn¡¯t want to talk about at all. How should I put it? Despite their circumstances, I wound up saying things that did a great disservice to Kehma-dono and Kuroinu-dono. There were rumors about them often sleeping together in the same room, but it would be natural to sleep with your daughter. I would like to sleep with Mai if I could. Maybe that wish woulde true if I were amoner? It¡¯s impossible for me to abandon my position as the lord, though. ¡ I¡¯d like to hear more details about his circumstances, but probing any further would just be hostile toward them. I told the spies to tell me if anything else happened and went back to my normal routine. But Kehma-dono¡¯s age is a bit young for a daughter that big, just what age did he have her at? Kuroinu-dono would have had a dog beastkin as a mother, but I don¡¯t recall hearing anything about dog beastkin having an elerated growth period? Does that mean Kehma-dono is older than he looks, then? He may not only draw on the blood of a hero, but maybe of elves, too? ¡ Could he be White Goddess-sama¡¯s¡? No, he couldn¡¯t be. Right¡? * We entertained Kehma-dono with a dinner. After introducing my family, our head chef¡ªI say chef, but he merely just learned by following a single person¡¯s example¡ªdid his best to prepare the meal. Our head chef is the best chef,uded throughout the Sia territory¡ is what I thought, but it¡¯s said Kehma-dono¡¯s inn serves new and rare dishes. For such a brilliant chef to work at a lodge in a remote area like that¡ mmm, just that much makes it feel profound. I can¡¯t know which of the two chefs are better withoutparing theirs with ours, but there¡¯s a possibility that chef might have the same skill Cooking God Ishidaka had, [Cooking]¡ªdoubtful, though. Kehma-dono talked about this and that during the dinner, the mood was good. But it felt like Kehma-dono had his mind on something. ¡°Kehma-dono, you¡¯re still capable despite being a rear guard right? How about we have mock fight after dinner?¡± ¡°Hahaha, surely you¡¯re jesting, Rondeau-sama. You wouldn¡¯t have fun with someone as unskilled as me.¡± ¡ Rondeau, you are the eldest son. You need to put more effort into your official duties than standing in the front line. By the way, I¡¯d told everyone here about how Kehma-dono¡¯s wit was guaranteed by the White Goddess, as well about his distinguishments in his dungeon captures. Due to that, the engagement discussion for Mai and Kehma-dono was taken well. My wife looked at me as I drank some tea after the dinner and smiled. Ah, I was making the face I make when I¡¯m thinking about bad things. She gets me. ¡°Oh right, I heard that Kehma-san received words ofpliment from the White Goddess?¡± ¡°¡ The White Goddess?¡± Despite his expression having been generally unmoved this entire time, even during my coercion from before, Kehma cocked his right eyebrow at that. ¡°Ahem! Right, I¡¯m told that Kehma-dono¡¯s inn has an onsen? The White Goddess seems to like it a lot.¡± ¡°Yeah, she does. It sounds like Kehma-dono has a wonderful inn.¡± Waltz, you did that on purpose, didn¡¯t you? One way or another, we¡¯re still uncertain as to whether this Kehma-dono from Golen Vige was the same Kehma Golen found on the peerage listings. She was probably wanting to make certain. What a lovely wife. But please, let me know you¡¯re going to do something like that in advance. Well, Waltz probably also already thought that Kehma-dono and Kehma Golen were the same person. Something like 98% certainty bing 99% certainty¡ He reacted with something simr to ¡®you knew about that?¡¯ as a pretext. Usually, people would have been thrilled to show off White Goddess-sama¡¯s affection, it wasn¡¯t something to be hidden. Nevertheless, him sticking to hiding it probably means he has some circumstances going on. Circumstances that make him hide his peerage. Sublime circumstances that make him have to hide his rtion to his daughter¡! ¡°More importantly, Kehma-dono, you talked to Mai, right? She¡¯s a good child, isn¡¯t she?¡± ¡°Yeah, she¡¯s more than someone like me would deserve. Don¡¯t you think that the engagement between her and someone like me would damage your reputation?¡± ¡°Oh? Being engaged with Kehma-sama wouldn¡¯t be a bad thing at all. We want to know about Kehma-sama, too. Right, Otou-sama?¡± Even if the engagement got annulled, getting engaged to someone talented enough to earn the White Goddess¡¯ attention wouldn¡¯t marr her reputation. Well, it¡¯s not as though it wouldn¡¯t do anything, but it definitely wouldn¡¯t harm it much. ¡°Right. It¡¯s a good thing, even.¡± Setting aside my wants as the lord, I¡¯d prefer to take my time in marrying off my adorable Mai, but that¡¯ll just be my little secret. Chapter 260 The Marriage Interview Discussion (Yudence¡¯s Point of View): End I had Kehma-dono act as Mai¡¯s guard for the morning of the following day. And they did return¡ªbut it looks like he found out about the spies I sent to trail them? Once again, it looks like he truly is a skilled adventurer. Kehma-dono once again refused being her fiance. Hmm, does he have a woman already? Perhaps Kuroinu-dono¡¯s mother? I can¡¯t do anything about that, but maybe there¡¯s still another way we could tie ourselves together¡ª ¡ªjust as I was beginning to think that, unexpectedly, Kehma-dono tested out the idea of Kuroinu-dono being Mai¡¯s fiance. What a great opportunity! I trembled from such good news. Moreover, it appears that Kehma-dono¡¯s achievements are also considered Kuroinu-dono¡¯s. ¡ I want to ept it. I seriously want to ept it right away, but I have to endure it and keep up my appearance here. I¡¯ll see if he has some other motive first, I can ept itter. As I thought that, Kehma-dono took out Kuroinu-dono¡¯s Guild Card. ¡ It looks like he wants me to decide right away, showing me Kuroinu-dono¡¯s own peerage like that. Should I allow myself topromise and ept it so quickly? I wouldn¡¯t be able to probe for more information first, though. With that, Kehma-dono also showed me his Guild Card. It listed him as D-Rank. When I asked him about it, it appeared as though he¡¯d never heard of the peerage listings. And he continued to insist that he was an ordinary D-Rank adventurer. ¡ In other words, him receiving White Goddess-sama¡¯s favor is for no reason other than because of being a key person with special circumstances to him. Furthermore, although it¡¯s not well known tomoners, the Raverio Empire does indeed allow same-sex marriage. Thew book has a single sentence on the matter: [In the case of same-sex marriages, even sisters may marry]. Therefore, same-sex marriage is allowed even within the same family to reinforce intrafamilial bonds. While heretical, it¡¯s even possible to continue a bloodline through [Futanaru], a potion made by the Chaos God that throws one¡¯s sex into chaos. [1] Such expensive potions are rather rare amongst the lower ss aristocracy, but it should be acquirable with my family¡¯s power. Or perhaps Kehma-dono¡¯s n is to change Kuroinu-dono¡¯s sex¡? For him to do something like registering her name as [Meat] on the aristocratic record, there must be some impossiblyplex circumstances surrounding him. If Mai were registered on the record as [Meat] and I was unable to have her name changed¡ even I might think about at least changing her sex. That is what we call parental love. Kukuku, I get it, I get it, Kehma-dono! Our daughters are just too cute! ¡°Let¡¯s go with your proposal and have Kuroinu-dono be the fiance.¡± After that, I gave Kehma-dono information on the [Godly Pillow] as a reward for borrowing his name as a fiance. I couldn¡¯t give him all of the information about it, so I told him all I could with full sincerity. ¡°¡ Mai-sama¡ is the manager of the [Godly Pillow]¡?¡± ¡°Mai¡¯s fiance would fit the management criteria as well.¡± I couldn¡¯t say exactly who the manager of it was, but anyone should be able to figure it out with that. I¡¯m not sure what sort of circumstance is making him want the [Godly Pillow] so badly, but as a fellow father of cute daughters, I want to get along with Kehma-dono. After Kehma-dono returned to his room, Mai entered the room. ¡°I should marry Kehma-sama, Otou-sama!¡± ¡°What¡¯s this, now?¡± ¡°If I want to truly save the orphans, I need to hire merchants, educate the kids, and give them work. Just feeding them is no different than admiring pets!¡± ¡°H-huh? I think I get the gist of what you¡¯re saying, but could you exin it to me just in case? It sounds like Mai was overwhelmed by Kehma-dono¡¯s wisdom. Kehma-dono had given her a n on how to help the orphanage by giving them an education, hiring them on as workers and helping them be independent. But she said that she also said something about how it not being necessary if she was just doing it for the publicity. Mai seems to have taken it as sarcasm, but I don¡¯t believe that what Kehma-dono said was sarcasm, but simply something resulting from abiding to political measures. People feel relieved when they can see that there are some more unfortunate than themselves. Although there¡¯s also a slum outside the south gate, having an orphanage within the town would certainly fall in line that that intention. But I¡¯d rather not teach her about filthy things like that. I¡¯d prefer for the people to trust in the beautiful existence that is Mai. Well, there shouldn¡¯t be too much of an impact even if the orphanage is improved, so maybe I should let Mai do what she wants for the experience? ¡°That¡¯s a wonderful idea, it would certainly help the economy, too. You could implement it by recycling your current budget, would you like to give it a shot?¡± ¡°Yes, absolutely!¡± Mai¡¯s eyes sparkled in motivation. ¡°And that¡¯s why I absolutely definitely really really have to marry Kehma-sama. Kuro-chaaa¡. Kuroinu-sama carried me in her arms, so¡? K-Kehma-sama has to take responsibility as her master.¡± ¡°Oh, about that¡ Kuroinu-dono will be taking his ce as your fiance.¡± ¡°¡ Eh?¡± Mai inclined her head to the side. ¡°During my conversation with Kehma-dono a moment ago, we decided that Kuroinu-dono will be your fiance.¡± ¡°¡ I-isn¡¯t she a girl though!?¡± Oh, I haven¡¯t taught Mai about the same-sex marriage thing yet, have I? Maybe I postponed her education a bit too much. ¡°It was Kehma-dono¡¯s rmendation. Also, you shouldn¡¯t treat Kuroinu-dono as a woman.¡± ¡°Eh, K-Kuro-chan is a cross dresser!?¡± ¡°Huh? ¡ W-well, yeah, something like that.¡± Kehma-dono did speak as though to insist she were male, so I understand that it¡¯s probably better to treat her as such. ¡°¡ I¡¯ll go talk to Kehma-sama! I won¡¯t agree to this without hearing about it directly from him!¡± Saying that, Mai ran out of the room. She¡¯s still a child, isn¡¯t she¡ I think that Kehma-dono should be able to persuade her, but let¡¯s hope that this doesn¡¯t cause him to get angry and break this off. It should be fine though, I¡¯ve already given him his reward. Later on, Kuroinu-dono escorted her to dinner. It must have gone well. That said, my second son, Jitter, raised his voice. ¡°Hold up, that one¡¯s a ve! And a girl at that! There¡¯s no reason for someone with such an idiotic name as Meat to be Mai¡¯s fiance!¡± Crap, Jitter hasn¡¯t been taught about same-sax marriage either? Rondeau seemed to understand it, though. Waltz just smiled wryly. There¡¯s no other choice than to have Kuroinu-dono show her skill, forcing him to consent. I thought that Jitter would be able to win against Kuroinu-dono¡ but even as someone strong enough to toy around with Rondeau, I couldn¡¯t see through her at all with my eyes. * The following day, having told the maid that he wouldn¡¯t be having breakfast, Kehma-dono didn¡¯te for breakfast. It was only during my work after the meal that we discovered what had urred. ¡°Lord-sama. Last night, a soldier contacted me saying that a ventulier passed through the gate.¡± ¡°Hmm¡ wait, was it Kuroinu-dono!?¡± We receive reports from the gate when aristocratse and go through it. We would receive notifications right away for aristocrats passing through the gate outside of normal hours, but it¡¯s not like that for when an ventulier does so. After all, they often need to use the gate at night for adventurer purposes. ¡°Crap¡¡± Kehma-dono¡¯s room was vacant with just a single note ced atop the beddings they¡¯d used. The note had on it as follows: [It¡¯s hard to sleep under surveince, so I¡¯ll be returning to my vige. You may freely use the name of Meat Kuroinu for one month. If she herself absolutely has to, contact me at Golen Vige.] Geh! ¡ So he realized he was being watched from the start¡ as expected, he¡¯s an amazing man. Still though, to head back without saying anything¡ªwait, I think I heard him say something like thatst night? In a sense, him using his authority as a ventulier could be his way of telling us he¡¯s off. At any rate, I¡¯m allowed to use Kuroinu-dono¡¯s name as Mai¡¯s fiance for a month, signed in writing. ¡ In other words, what he was really saying¡ [If you canplete the preparations within a month, I¡¯ll allow my daughter to marry yours] ¡! Phew¡ what wonderful love for his daughter! I can already imagine drinking alcohol next to Kehma-dono as we watch the two of them marry. ¡°¡ I¡¯ll have to get the [Futanaru].¡± But this¡¯ll probably cause a dispute over where the two live. ¡ Would the normal thing to do be suggesting each of them to live away from us parents? Hmm, well, that¡¯ll be up to Mai and Kuroinu-dono to decide. Footnotes: Futanaru = be a Futa. me Leona! Chapter 261 Extra: A Certain Typical Dungeon A story about when Kehma was busy doing this and that during the Dungeon Battle. A certain Dungeon Core¡ªCore No. 629 was leisurely managing his dungeon that was set to be a grasnd. He was a rabbit-type Dungeon Core. As an orange rabbit, the first floor of his dungeon was the surrounding grasnd itself. ¡°Haah, nyo adventurers nyow either~. So myuch spare time~¡± Core No. 629 was hopping about with three other rabbits. These rabbits were dungeon monsters, more or less. Unlike ordinary rabbits, they each had a single horn growing from their foreheads: horned rabbits¡ Other than their horns, they were no different from normal rabbits. ¡°I caught a grasshopper~. Looky looky~¡± ¡°Omnomnom nom nom¡. grass is tasty~¡± ¡°Ow~!? Who bit my nyeaaar!?¡± The rabbits were happy-go-lucky and were messing around. The sight of them doing so was very pleasant. As for how theymunicated, Core No. 629 being a rabbit-type core was sufficient for them to understand each other. However, there were times where the rabbits did not listen to what they were told due to theircking intelligence. ¡°Nyuu guys~. Make sure nyuu look around~! Want some kyarrots?¡± ¡°Come on~, 629-syama isn¡¯t myotivated either though~¡± ¡°The weather¡¯s so nyice~, the grass is so gooooood.¡± ¡°I wanna rub my floofy tail though~¡± Core No. 629 sighed, not knowing what to do about his whimsical rabbits. It was peaceful. It was nice spending everyday sunbathing outside, but doing that wouldn¡¯t earn him DP. By the way, defeating a grasshopper would give him 1 DP. Locusts would give 5 DP, too. As this meadow was located in an area where not many humans went, grasshopper hunting was important work to earn funds. ¡°Ah¡ª¡± And, just then, he saw a hawk flying through the sky. Hawks were birds of prey, a rabbit¡¯s natural predator. They only saw rabbits as food. His dungeon didn¡¯t have an underground floor back when he first started, so many of his fellow rabbits were taken by them, never to return. ¡°Oizy byums! Enemy spotted, let¡¯s give it to him!¡± ¡°¡±¡± ROJYAAAH! ¡°¡±¡± If they got caught by the enemy, that would be the end. They assembled into an anti-hawkbat formation. Of the three horned rabbits, two were on the ground with one on top of them. ¡°Nyukay, I¡¯m going to run away so do nyour best!¡± ¡°¡±¡± Eeeehhh!? ¡°¡±¡± ¡°What? If it myanaged to get me the dyungeon would end~¡± ¡°Truuuue, but¡¡± ¡°Kyinda cruel?¡± ¡°Ah, hyold on, the hawk¡¯s here. Intercept, intercept~!¡± The hawk lowered its altitude to attack. Taking their chance, the three rabbits leapt at it. Two of them turned into the footstools while the third leapt into an attack. By hopping off of the ground and once again from the backs of the other two, it hurled its body high into the air like a multi-stage rocket. This was the secret technique they developed to take down hawks, the Pyon Pyon Attack! ¡°Ah¡ªmissed.¡± ¡°Whoops.¡± ¡°We¡¯re dyead~¡± But as a one-shot kind of move, it came with the huge gamble of them missing so high up in the air. Even though they missed, the hawk returned to the sky to start over after realizing theyunched a counteroffensive. ¡°Don¡¯t gyive up! We can still do it!¡± ¡°629-sama, run away~!¡± ¡°We can dyo it! I¡¯ll be a footstool this time tyoo!¡± They quickly assembled into formation once again. This time, Core No. 629 also participated as one of the footstools. The horned rabbits put their feet on Core No. 629¡¯s head and prepared the formation. The hawk once against descended and took aim. ¡°Now! Pyon Pyon Attack #2!¡± ¡°Ah, wyait¡ª¡± ¡°Uwaah, whaaat!?¡± Their tempo copsed. The hawk descended as though it saw a chance to attack, but the rabbit thatunched into air fell back down and barely managed to hit the hawk with a headbutt from above. Falling to the ground, the hawk breathed itsst after a train wreck of various people making various mistakes. ¡°While embyarrassing, we did it~¡± ¡°Good job. Nyow to groom myself~¡± ¡°We can hold our nyears as high as bro!¡± The three horned rabbits frolicked about. Core No. 629 decided to shoo them off of his head and on to the ground. Upon collecting the hawk¡¯s corpse, his DP increased by 150. A good ie. ¡°Hmph, nyot a hard enemy at all! Easy win, easy win.¡± ¡°629-sama, nyuu tried running away~¡± ¡°Yeah~, nyuu tried running~¡± ¡°¡ What¡¯re nyuuzybyones chattering about¡ okay, I¡¯ll reward nyuu! Strawberries!¡± ¡°¡±¡± STRAWBERRIES!! ¡°¡±¡± Strawberries were rare delicacies for rabbits. It would be bad for their stomachs if they ate too many, but nothing held more appeal to them as long as they kept it to small amounts. He¡¯s gotten an unexpectedly good amount of DP, so splurging a little would be alright. Dungeon Core No. 629 looked over his three horned rabbits in contentment, still unsure of what to do about them. ¡°We nyormally only get to eat grass spawner weeds~¡± ¡°Those taste good too, but strawberries really do taste the best~!¡± ¡°Fuheheh, strawberries, gimme strawberries, gimme gimme~!¡± ¡°¡ Alright nyow, let¡¯s head byack for strawberries, nkay~?¡± ¡°¡±¡± STRAWBERRIES~~~! ¡°¡±¡± By the way, this dungeon, [Rabbit Paradise] increased in difficulty as one went lower underground. It had magic rabbits, rabbits that acquired the ability to use magic, armor rabbits, rabbits that wore solid armor, as well as soldier rabbits, rabbits that walked on two legs and used both weapons and armor. New adventurers would asionally chase a rabbit and stray into its borders, never to be seen again¡ its nonreturn rate is 99%, with a 100% nonreturn rate for its underground floors. Its a field dungeon that not even the guild knows the location of thanks to that, but for the select few adventurers that love rabbits, this paradise¡¯s existence is gossiped about as gospel. Chapter 262 Preamble I fell asleep, woke up, and started to think. I¡¯d went about patrolling without any particr reason to do so, but it might not have been needed. There weren¡¯t any inquiries from Sia even after me looking around, either. ¡ Calm down, it¡¯s only been a day or two. There¡¯s a good chance that the lord is just building up his strength. Or maybe he¡¯s trying to make me feel agitated? Gah! The heck man. I¡¯ll just develop a new dungeon boss to get rid of this feeling. In truth, it¡¯s an idea I¡¯ve been working on for a while now. I¡¯ve made weapons using magic tools, but phenomena caused by magic tools are generally stronger when caused by traps. For example, [Water Source] for producing water or [Fire Trap] for producing mes. I can¡¯t really use superior traps from the DP catalog since I haven¡¯t been using many traps, but they are stillpletely better than magic tools for what they do. ¡ Oh? I can customize traps now, I don¡¯t think that was there before? Well, it¡¯s only about as much as being able to somewhat change its effective range when I set it up¡ alright, let¡¯s finally see if it¡¯s possible for us It¡¯ll use up quite a bit of DP, but oh well. It should be fine. I can¡¯t set traps up in the Master Room since it¡¯s in the Dungeon Core, so I¡¯ll do it in the boss room. First, I¡¯ll test to see if I can put a trap onto a golem. I brought an iron golem over into the boss room and opened the catalog. ¡ Yep, no can do. I can¡¯t choose it as the target to set it up on. Next: can I set traps up on walls? ¡ That¡¯s normally possible, so I dismantled the iron golem and turned it into and ingot. I then thinned it out and put it onto the wall before trying to see if I could put the trap there. I¡¯ll try it out with [Water Source] first¡. ah, maybe I should use [Fire Trap] instead so I don¡¯t flood the room? Seeing firee from the dungeon¡¯s wall, I had the iron roll up into a lid to cover it. ¡ No luck. I was nning on putting [me Traps] into portraits if that worked out, but guess not. Oh well. Or perhaps it didn¡¯t work because the iron golem was its mount? ¡ Well, maybe I could use this to make a sauna in Subus Vige? Then, I incidentally noticed that there was an entrybeled [Interior] in the DP catalog. Taking a look at what it had, I saw various decorations. They¡¯re probably what you would ornament the interior of a dungeon with. I haven¡¯t looked at them at all since I¡¯ve been making all the decorations myself so far, but there¡¯s quite a lot huh¡ Pirs, walls, paintings¡ wait, could I¡? I selected the statue (100 DP) I saw and bought it. The statue of a goblin holding its sword threateningly before itself appeared in front of me¡ It cost five goblins¡¯ worth to get a single goblin statue. Normally, there wouldn¡¯t be much of a reason to buy it. But this was a stone goblin statue. I could ce traps on it. Interior items are apparently considered part of the dungeon, so I could put traps on them. ¡ Seeing a [Fire Trap] spew me from the chest of a goblin is so surreal. I used [Create Golem] on the goblin statue and changed its shape. It looked like it would stop activating if I tampered with the spot I installed the trap to, so I altered everything around it into a simple cylindrical shape. It didn¡¯t activate, though. Apparently, it recognized what I did as [Destroying] the [Trap]. And so I tried repairing it with DP. A momentter, it appeared to be working nicely, spewing mes from where the cylinder was aimed. Oooh~, it¡¯s a methrower. Alright, now I know that traps can be used even if I change their shape. That was a big step forward. For example, now I could put a methrower like this into the mouth of a dragon-type golem or something. ¡ Ah, but it doesn¡¯t look like I can install traps on things I¡¯ve already altered with [Create Golem]. So annoying. So I can only repair it like that huh? Moreover, the me pir would engulf the cylinder if I made it too thin¡ I¡¯d end up burning my hand if I did that. Note to self: don¡¯t. I tried out customizing the [Fire Trap] by how wide its emission is, but it looks like thirty centimeters is how small it¡¯ll go. I can only do the customization when I first make the traps, so I¡¯ll have to think about it all in advance. And I discovered another problem. When I took the methrower out of the boss room to show it off, it stopped working. However, it went right back to working properly when I brought it back in. As a result of a few further verification experiments, it turned out that traps would only activate on the same floor they were installed on. The boss room was separated from the rest of its ¡®floor¡¯ so that I could [Install] more monsters in case of an emergency, leading to it not working when I took it out of the boss room. I¡¯m thinking that traps are only ever meant to be used as set-it-and-forget-it types and not move around. It¡¯s a bit confusing, but I should just remember that traps can only be used inside the same floor they¡¯re made on. Move them away from the floor is banned. Well, so long as I keep that shoring in mind, this means that I can make a new golem model that incorporates traps. Alright! I¡¯m pumped to make a giant fire-breathing dragon golem, let¡¯s do this! Yeah! * I fell asleep. Good morning. I went back to my room and fell asleep after putting some time into the dragon golem. I should be able to finish it after one or two weeks of working on it. Either way, no one¡¯s even made it to the boss room. ¡°Ah, Kehma. Morning.¡± ¡°Morning, Rokuko. Has anyone contacted us from Sia yet?¡± ¡°Nope, it¡¯s great.¡± Muu. I get that I did what I wanted, but now I can¡¯t help but feel anxious over when it¡¯ll happen. Thanks to that, I was only able to sleep eight hoursst night. I told him he could use my name for a month, so maybe nothing will happen if I leave them alone for the next month? In other words¡ª ¡ªI¡¯m going to feel like this for a month? Give me a break. Seriously? ¡°Yeah, let¡¯s attack Sia.¡± ¡°Wait, Kehma? I don¡¯t get what you¡¯re saying, exin please?¡± ¡°Sorry, I¡¯ll exin.¡± Attacking them really would be a bit hasty. But I have to do something from my end, don¡¯t I¡? ¡°¡ Hmm. What do you think I should do?¡± ¡°Leave it alone?¡± Rokuko answered like it was someone else¡¯s problem. I mean, that was my original intention¡ ¡°But I¡¯ll think about it if I¡¯m thinking about it?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t get what you¡¯re saying¡ but in that case, um, how should I say it? Can¡¯t you forget about it if something elsees up?¡± Something else, huh¡ either way, I wouldn¡¯t be able to sleep. There being nothing going on is always going to be the best¡ ¡°Come to think of it, it¡¯s almost time for Wataru toe by, huh.¡± ¡°Should we give Nerune a special holiday when he gets here? He¡¯s a good way to get information.¡± For some reason, I had a faint, yet certain hunch. ¡ Wataru was going to be bringing us an extraordinarily unfortunate story. Chapter 263 The (Former) ¡°Kuh, kill me!¡± Female Knight After a few more days of Sia not contacting us, Wataru arrived. He brought a woman. I figured I¡¯d see him after he finished this month¡¯s debt repayment¡ so, in the parlor, sitting next to him opposite of me was a girl sitting upright with a strangely good posture. She had blonde hair and her ears were pointed. Yeah, an elf. ¡°¡ So, who¡¯s this? Your new lover? You were just ying around with Nerune?¡± ¡°No! I¡¯m serious about her!¡± Serious huh. Nerune¡¯s only interested in researching stuff about magic, she doesn¡¯t feel anything likepassion. I¡¯d tried asking her about what happened with Wataru, but she only replied with something that made me even more confused: [Eh, Wataru¡? Oh, oooh~. I know~, tasty~]. I don¡¯t really understand what she meant by tasty there, but I do get that she¡¯s not looking at him as a love interest at least. By the way, I also think that Wataru¡¯s tasty¡ªas far as ie is concerned. He even buys rice. ¡°This girl is the daughter of an acquaintance, umm, could you introduce yourself?¡± ¡°Yes! I am the eldest daughter of my esteemed father Dyne Kukkoro, my name in Shikina Kukkoro! I am a knight from the Fourth Chivalric Knight Order of the Raverio Empire¡ or at least¡ I was¡¡± She was so lively there at the start, but ended weakly. Seeing as how it¡¯s past tense, I guess she was discharged? ¡°So, what¡¯s this former Knight-sama doing here?¡± ¡°Well, in truth, I¡¯d like Kehma-san to train Shikina-chan. I mean, you¡¯re a bit underhanded yeah?¡± ¡°What¡¯s with you calling me underhanded? How rude.¡± ¡°No no, I wasplimenting you. Shikina-chan here had to resign from the chivalric order because she was too honest.¡± She was so honest that she had to resign from being a knight? What kind of rotten chivalry is that¡ ah, so it¡¯s Haku-san¡¯s eh? ¡°¡ How do you fight if you¡¯re too honest? It turns into a weakness, she won in a duel against the First Chivalric Knight Order¡¯s captain and was forced to resign. It¡¯s not like the whole organization is corrupt though!¡± The heck¡ wait, First Chivalric Order¡¯s captain? If I recall, isn¡¯t that Sally-san? [1] Yep, even it rotting wouldn¡¯t be strange. ¡°Which is why I thought she should be a bit more unfair¡ªunderhanded, I mean.I think that she¡¯d do well learning some tricks but she¡¯s just so honest that it¡¯s a bit hard. So then when I told her about you, Kehma-san, she said she really wanted to learn from you.¡± ¡°You¡¯re better off leaving the knights, if you stay you¡¯ll just get defeated by some orc and turned into a nursery¡ªis what she told me. But then she said that I could go back if I learned how to be underhanded! SO! Please be my teacher, Kehma-dono!¡± [2] ¡°¡ I really don¡¯t get why I¡¯m getting brought into this though.¡± ¡°Everything near Kehma-san is polluted to some degree or another¡ hmm, maybe it¡¯s more like they get polluted?¡± Oi. You didn¡¯t have to correct yourself. ¡°What¡¯s with you treating me like some kind of poison? It¡¯s annoying, either you start paying interest on your debt or you buy double the amount of rice. Your choice.¡± ¡°See, Kehma-san¡¯s the kind of person that can say that kind of stuff like it¡¯s nothing.¡± ¡°Yes! That is exactly what I¡¯mcking the most!¡± ¡°Alright, I¡¯m doubling your debt.¡± ¡°Wait, wait wait! Forgive me, I¡¯ll buy double the rice!¡± ¡°Oh well, guess I¡¯ll let you off the hook.¡± Thanks for your patronage. ¡°Kehma-san, you talk like that, but you¡¯re kind. Please see what you can do about this girl¡¯s problem.¡± ¡°No, that¡¯s something else entirely.¡± ¡°If the problem¡¯s about a tuition fee, I can provide two gold coins per month as well as food expenses.¡± ¡°It¡¯s not about the money.¡± Two gold coins was basically around two million yen, so that was an attractive offer. [3] But we have a secret here¡ªthe dungeon, I can¡¯t take on too many people, the less the better. ¡ The two part-timers, you say? Well, they¡¯re basically already people rted to dungeons. ¡°Is there anything you can do, Kehma-san? Could you do it for me?¡± ¡°Why would I do it for you? You¡¯re basically just an annoyance at this point¡¡± ¡°Please, Kehma-dono, I will do anything!¡± ¡°Hmm?¡± She said that she¡¯d do anything. I looked at Shikina once more. A blonde elf with a full bust and nice thighs. Supple legs. White socks that go up to her knees. And leather boots that look a bit stuffy. I wonder, did she walk here? ¡ Anything, huh~? Anyone~, hooh~, hmmm~ ¡°Hmm, anything, you say? To what limit does that offer go?¡± ¡°There is no limit! I would do this and that, as well as that and this!¡± ¡°Could you be specific, then?¡± ¡°D-do you intend for me to say¡ say something so embarrassing, Master!?¡± ¡°Hmm? You said you¡¯d do anything, that includes speaking. Be sure to tell me in a big, loud voice I can hear you properly with.¡± ¡°T-that¡¯s¡ªalright! Then I will say it!¡± Then, with a very loud voice, Shikina said [Exactly] what she meant. ¡°It¡¯s alright even if you OOOO my XXXX, even YYYY in my VVVV if you desire, no, rather I would desire it! Furthermore¡ª!¡± And what she said all had to do with R-18 things. I think it¡¯s safe to say that what she said froze my brain from hearing it said so directly. The shame easily shaved a few seconds off my life. ¡°¡ªand if Kehma-dono tells me to I would eveny with a goblin! I would do it with a face like I won¡¯t want to under the guise of being ordered but I would definitely feel a faint arousal from it!! I would eventually XXX its OOO out of my own want to do so!!!¡± ¡°STOP! You don¡¯t need to continue!¡± ¡°Ah¡ªare you sure!? I-I still have a ways to go until I reach my climax!¡± ¡°Please shut up, please!¡± ¡°Understood!¡± Shikina, closing her mouth, was breathing heavily with a flushed face, looking almost as if she wanted to say: [I finished~]. Seeing that, Wataru was grinning from ear to ear. ¡°So, Kehma-san. You have to be her master now that you¡¯ve made her go that far, yeah? She may not look it but she is the daughter of a pretty influential noble, so it might be bad if you don¡¯t~¡± ¡°You¡ that¡¯s why you didn¡¯t stop her? Rather, wouldn¡¯t it work out if she just stuck with you?¡± ¡°Hahahah, I¡¯m earnest about Nerune-san, I can¡¯t have another woman with me. I also have my work as a hero, Shikina-chan would definitely die if I brought her with me. Besides, it¡¯s because of your influence that I turned out like this, Kehma-san. It¡¯d obviously be better for her to be closer to the source, right? Right?¡± ¡°¡ Dammit. Alright, I give it! But for being such a burden, I¡¯m charging you five gold a month!¡± ¡°Good, negotiationpleted.¡± Even though I¡¯d added an extra three gold into the demand, Wataru just smiled and ced the gold coins on the table. You nned on paying that much from the start, didn¡¯t you? ¡ Haah. Oh well. The one who said how much was me and he did pay it. I¡¯ll just have to keep my word. ¡°Isn¡¯t this great, Shikina-chan? Make sure to call Kehma-san ¡®Master¡¯ from now on.¡± ¡°Yes! Thank you very much, Wataru-sensei! I look forward to learning from you, Master Kehma!¡± Immediately after Shikina bowed, Rokuko burst into the room were were in with an amazing force. Rokuko¡¯s face was red, did she hear that embarrassing stuff from a bit ago? ¡°Kehmaaaaaaa! I need to talk to you!!¡± ¡°What a coincidence, I need to talk to you too.¡± Now then, how should I start exining¡ yeah, I¡¯m getting a headache. Footnotes: Sally-san is, in Keima¡¯s words, ¡°a Living Armor Onee-san¡±. One of Haku¡¯s party members. Return Her family name, Kukkoro, is a pun off of a hentai trope. Kukkorose, ¡°Kuh, kill me!¡± As in ¡°Let me die with honor, not as some sex ve!¡± Return 2,000,000 yen ~ $20,000. Chapter 264 Guess We¡¯re Having Some Duels? ¡ Come to think of it, I should make the dungeon go even deeper, shouldn¡¯t I? Let¡¯s make a haniwa, a haniwa, I say! I started thinking about that in attempt to escape reality. I wonder if, in my attempt to do so, I instinctively started thinking about ways to strengthen my shut-in lifestyle. ¡°So Kehma, you don¡¯t really, umm, want to assault me or anyone with a goblin or something like that, right?¡± ¡°Obviously, she just went off and said that herself.¡± ¡°Sir! I did not! Master told me to say it!¡± ¡°Oh shut up, I get why you were fired from the knights.¡± ¡°Sir! I will be silent and not say anything I don¡¯t need to!¡± ¡°¡ Haaah, well alright. I trust Kehma.¡± And so I was able to quickly clear up the misunderstanding with Rokuko. Thanks for trusting me. ¡°So, who¡¯s? Did something troublesomee along? Wataru, what¡¯s the meaning of this?¡± ¡°Oh, nice, you didn¡¯t ignore me. Weeeell, to be honest, this girl here¡¯s my acquaintance¡¯s daughter and I¡¯m wanting Kehma-san to train her. It is Kehma-san, after all. Rokuko-san, you think Kehma-san¡¯s amazing too yeah?¡± ¡°Eh? Yeah, that¡¯s Kehma-san for you.¡± ¡°Kehma-san is so amazing you can¡¯t help but feel like relying on him right?¡± ¡°Well, that¡¯s Kehma-san for you. Fufufu.¡± Rokuko started to take pride in it, like he was talking about her. I do feel like he¡¯s cheating me, but I¡¯ll just keep quiet and see what happens since her epting me taking on the girl as an apprentice is convenient. Man, Wataru¡¯s gotten pretty good at this too. ¡°Oh well then I guess, we can house her in the inn¡ though she¡¯s not to go into the Vige Chief¡¯s house, it¡¯d put Kehma¡¯s chastity at sake.¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t it great, Shikina-chan? We got Rokuko-san¡¯s permission too!¡± ¡°Sir! Thank you so much, Rokuko-dono!¡± Looks like their discussion wrapped itself up. * I decided to introduce the newbie to everyone else. Rokuko went to her room after saying that she was going to make a new shift table incorporating Shikina and Wataru headed off to get in the hot spring, so neither of them were present. Rei, Kinue-san, and Nerune were all currently working, so I put off introducing her to them¡ and thankfully, everyone else was already gathered in the backyard. When I went there, Meat and Setsuna seemed to have just finished having a practice duel and were epting towels and water bottles from Ichika and Nayuta. ¡°Oh, Goshujin-sama. Yae to check out the trainin¡¯? Or maybe ya came to do somethin¡¯ indecent~?¡± ¡°Why would you think that¡¡± ¡°Cause I heard that passionate scream a bit ago, wonder what that was about? Hmm?¡± Meat nodded deeply, following up on Ichika¡¯s remarks. ¡ Ah, so it was audible outside after all? Well, I guess I realized that after Rokuko came bursting in. ¡°That was just a misunderstanding. Uhh, well, it turned into us getting a new resident. Wataru¡¯s acquaintance¡¯s daughter.¡± ¡°Sir! I am my excellent father¡¯s, Dyne Kukkoro¡¯s, eldest daughter, Shikina Kukkoro! I have be Master Kehma¡¯s apprentice! Pleased to meet you!¡± ¡°¡ She said that she¡¯d do anything, so I¡¯m going to have her work at the inn. Please teach her how to after this.¡± ¡°Heeh, anythin¡¯?¡± ¡°When I asked her exactly what she meant, it turned into what you heard earlier¡ Ichika, please stop grinning like that, I don¡¯t n on doing any of that.¡± ¡°Whaaat, I thought you¡¯d finally got some interest in someone other than Rokuko-sama or Meat-senpai though!¡± I don¡¯t get what you¡¯re talking about¡ ¡°By the way, did you two just have a duel? I would like to take part too!¡± ¡°Ooh! You talk the talk, can you walk the walk!? I¡¯ll take you on then! You use a weapon? We have wooden swords.¡± As our resident battle junkie, Setsuna pounced on her offer like a wolf. She sure is pretty energetic after just finishing a duel with Meat. ¡°I will ept your offer and use a wooden sword. I will show you a Raverio Imperial Knight¡¯s swordsmanship! I may look as I do¡ but I was once a knight, I am confident in my skill!¡± ¡°I won¡¯t hold back then!¡± Setsuna took a stance. Standing opposite her, Shikina held up her wooden sword and did the same. ¡°I¡¯ming!¡± ¡°Yep, me too¡ªoh right, I¡¯m Setsuna, heya.¡± Even though the duel already began, Shikina was quickly defeated. ¡°I-I admit defeat¡ I cannot move my arms nor my legs.¡± ¡°How should I put it¡? You¡¯re way too formal, way too easy to fight.¡± ¡°I have heard that very thing for a long time, it is my pride!¡± No, that¡¯s not apliment¡ ¡°Setsuna-dono is much too strong. I may look as I do, but I have been told that I have the potential to be around B-Rank.¡± ¡°Oh? Why not try fighting me next then? I can only fight at a C-Rank level though.¡± ¡°Yes, please! Excuse me, what was your name?¡± ¡°She¡¯s Nayuta, my voluptuously boing boing little sister!¡± ¡°My best regards, Setsuna-dono¡¯s voluptuously boing boing little sister Nayuta-dono!¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯m voluptuously boing boing¡?¡± The next one she challenged was Nayuta. I didn¡¯t think she was much of a fighter, but I guess she can? That¡¯s a bit unexpected. By the way, nobody denied Setsuna¡¯s im of her sister being voluptuously boing boing. ¡ The result was Nayuta¡¯s perfect victory. She took a distance from her opponent, threw stones, sand, kept mercilessly aiming for her eyes, used magic, as well as use other sneaky and cruel methods, resulting in her perfect victory. ¡°Ugwoooh, my eyes, my eeeeeyes!¡± ¡°Underhanded. As expected of Nayuta, underhanded. Heal this person¡¯s wounds, [Healing].¡± ¡°Aaah, phew. Thank you, Master¡ I-I should have been able to¡¡± ¡°Yeah, you could have won if you were able to properly exhibit your potential.¡± ¡°That is right! I have the potential!¡± No, she¡¯s saying that she defeated you that soundly because she kept you from doing anything. ¡°Maybe I¡¯d be a good opponent? Ah, I¡¯m Ichika, yo.¡± ¡°Sir! Please do!¡± And thus is was a fight against Ichika this time. The fight went on with them feeling like their strength was evenly match. But in the end, Ichika came out on top. ¡°I-I admit defeat¡¡± ¡°Phew. It¡¯s amusin¡¯ ya got caught by that feint. I think ya¡¯d get stronger if you could handle ¡¯em.¡± ¡°Father said that to me many times! Feints are my eternal homework!¡± No, that means you¡¯re supposed to ovee them. I used [Healing] on her again, just in case. ¡°I will bring shame upon the imperial knights if I can¡¯t¡ th-then I just need to win at least once, right! Tiny one! Have a duel with me!¡± ¡°Okay. Fine.¡± ¡°I will not go easy on you!¡± It goes without saying, but the result of her duel with Meat ended in Meat¡¯splete victory. ¡°Whyyyy!?¡± ¡°No, Kuro-chan here¡¯s so strong she can win against me maybe three out of every five bouts now.¡± ¡°Haha, Senpai¡¯s kiddy looks made ya underestimate her huh?¡± Eh, Meat¡¯s gotten strong enough to win against Setsuna? Kids grow up so fast. I pat Meat gently on the head. Her ears and tail wiggled. ¡°W-wasn¡¯t Setsuna-dono the strongest one here?¡± ¡°Eh? If you want to talk about the strongest person among us, that¡¯d be Vige Chief Kehma. I lost against him and have never won.¡± ¡°What!? As expected of Master!¡± We agreed that that was a draw¡ Chapter 265 (Nothing Really Happens) ¡°For me to be the weakest¡¡± Having been thoroughly defeated by the duels, Shikina seemed to havepletely lost confidence in herself. I don¡¯t think I can help her when ites tobat, so I¡¯ll leave it to those four. She¡¯ll get stronger sooner orter just by dueling them. And if she doesn¡¯t, I dunno. I became her master, but uhh, I wasn¡¯t told what to do. In other words, if I feel like it, I can just insist I¡¯m the sleeping master and y asleep! ¡°What, you don¡¯t have to be strong. You came to me to learn, didn¡¯t you?¡± ¡°Now that you mention it, that¡¯s true!¡± And she quickly pepped back up. Her ability to be so positive is a little enviable. * A little whileter, I introduced her to Rei and the others. She was surprised to see Neru¡¯s doll (a golem possessed by the ring subus) sitting at the counter, but she was able to greet her. I was relieved that she didn¡¯t assault her right off the bat for being a monster. ¡°Nerune-dono and Neru-dono have simr names, I might mix them up!¡± It looks like Shikina is the type of person to say whatever¡¯s on her mind. I guess that¡¯s just another reason why she was forced to resign from being a knight. ¡°By the way, Master¡ Will Shikina-san be another body pillow? It¡¯s not as though you¡¯ve ever called for us, though¡¡± ording to Rei, the dining room also heard Shikina¡¯s shouts from earlier. ¡ In other words, it appears that most of the inn¡¯s guests heard it. Uwaah, there¡¯s going to be more rumors now. Like the Brute Vige Chief or Erotic Vige Chief. ¡°¡ I don¡¯t understand what you¡¯re talking about. Besides, you know that with the way you said that, it could be taken as you and the others wanting to be body pillows right?¡± ¡°Ah, no, umm. Right, that¡¯s not what I, uhh¡ It might be presumptuous of me, but I think the order¡ªumm, her rank is important. Wait, she really wants to be my body pillow? ¡ The top rank bes my body pillow? What the heck lead to that, oi. It¡¯s just that I¡¯ve known Meat for a while and she¡¯s convenient, it has nothing to do with body pillows. ¡°Master Kehma, Rei-dono and the others certainly wish to be body pillows! Rei-dono wishes to be embraced and she indeed has aura of a good girl. Kinue-dono seems soft and fluffy, as well as have the smell about her of freshly baked bread. Nerune-dono is both simple and cute¡ however, she smells of medicine. And since Neru-dono smells of iron, you may be able to have fun dreaming of a battlefield. You may be crushed if she turns over in bed, though.¡± ¡°You can shut up now?¡± ¡°Sir! I will now shut up and not say anything that I shouldn¡¯t!¡± You¡¯ve already said plenty enough¡ seriously. ¡°Although it may be a misunderstanding on my part, I generally don¡¯t intend on using anyone but Meat as my body pillow.¡± ¡°Yes, I understand.¡± Rei suddenly bowed her head. By the way, I used [generally] there because Rokuko sometimeses along. After the partner deration thing, she sometimeses bringing the godlyforter with her. But I¡¯m afraid of that divine retribution, so I don¡¯t use the godlyforter. I just stroke it and enjoy the best touch sensation in the world¡ please spare me, please¡ Rokuko always tells me it¡¯s OK because we¡¯re partners, but she doesn¡¯t have any basis for it. ¡°Come to think of it, Nerune-dono is Wataru-sensei¡¯s sweetheart, isn¡¯t she? She has a simple cuteness to her! I understand why Wataru-sensei likes her.¡± ¡°Heeeh~, is that so~?¡± ¡°It is! There have been many instances of self-proimeddies always attempting to dress up for him in the capital. He has had me make appearances to act as repents against them.¡± ¡°I see~, Shikina-san, please tell me more about that~¡± ¡°Understood!¡± Ooh? Is Nerune actually¡ interested in Wataru? No, she¡¯s probably just thinking about ways to extort information from him. Nerune looks like a pure country girl, but she¡¯s actually a ck-bellied miss. It¡¯ll definitely give us new information on the imperial capital and the hero. Aah, so good. Like that, Wataru, havinge to enjoy the hot spring, was quickly toyed around with by Nerune. Thanks for the meal. * ¡°Haah, today was incredibly enlightening¡¡± ¡°Really? That¡¯s good.¡± At the end of the day, I was drinking tea in the inn¡¯s employee lounge. It had a Japaneseyout with a kotatsu over tatami mats, so it was cosy. Well, now¡¯s not the time of year for a full kotatsu, so it was just a thin sheet. It was still a kotatsu, though. The heating function itself was off, of course. Maybe I should make it have a cooling function, too? ¡°Guess it¡¯s around time for me to head back to my room and get some sleep.¡± ¡°Oh, you are going to bed? I shall apany you.¡± And just as I got out from under the kotatsu, Shikina did the same. ¡°¡ Huh? Why?¡± That¡¯s strange, Shikina should already have a room of her own prepared, what¡¯s she saying? ¡°It is so that I can study each and every one of Master¡¯s actions by sleeping in the same room¡?¡± ¡°It troubles me that you say that so naturally¡¡± ¡°But that teeny¡ªKuroinu-dono is alright?¡± With that, Shikina pointed to Meat, who was standing next to me. Meat is alright, she¡¯s Meat. She is my super important body pillow, after all. ¡°Moreover, Kuroinu-dono herself said that she¡¯s gotten stronger since she began to sleep with you¡!¡± It¡¯s true that Meat¡¯s definitely gotten stronger sincest year, but there¡¯s no causal rtionship between that and her sleeping with me¡ there isn¡¯t, right? It¡¯s just thanks to the clothes golem, right? I nced over to Meat. She, either due to knowing what I was thinking or not, nodded. Yep, she definitely doesn¡¯t know what I want to say. ¡°Rather, Rokuko said that you aren¡¯t to enter the Vige Chief¡¯s House. Give it up.¡± ¡°Sir! Come to think of it, she did say that. I shall give it up!¡± Shikina returned to the room prepared for her when I said that. Her ludicrous honesty and obedience made her give it up so quickly that it felt almost like she was scheming something. ¡ By the way, she really did give up. The next day came without anything happening. Chapter 266 Wanna Go to the Dungeon? ¡°Master Kehma! What will we be doing today!?¡± ¡°We¡¯ll be diving into the dungeon.¡± I decided to try out taking Shikina into the dungeon in hopes that she¡¯d be the person I can push whatever jobs Gozoh brings to me about heading into the dungeon. By the way, I¡¯m bringing along Meat as well, making us a three-person party. It¡¯s just a stroll for Meat and I though. ¡°This is the first time I¡¯ll be going into a dungeon! I have exterminated monsters on many asions, though!¡± ¡°That so? Well, make sure to keep an eye out for traps.¡± ¡°Yes, of cou¡ª-I sprained my ankle!¡± Oi. I just told you. Helping Shikina out of the pitfall trap, I used [Healing] on her. ¡°Could you not get caught by a trap immediately after I tell you not to¡?¡± ¡°I am ashamed. I wouldn¡¯t be hurt like this if I had my magic sword.¡± ¡°Magic sword? They can have functions as convenient as that?¡± ¡°My beloved sword, Sion, has the effect of being able to negate damage.¡± Eh, isn¡¯t that game breaking? ¡°Why not use it if it¡¯s that useful?¡± ¡°So I can use it!? I¡¯ll use it then.¡± With that, Shikina unsheathed the sword at her waist. It was a steel sword. Its handle was fitted with a tear-shaped blue magic stone. So this is Sion, then? ¡°I have been told to avoid using it if at all possible.¡± ¡°Does it have a huge downside to it? Like you take all of the damage it negatester on?¡± ¡°Nothing like that. It¡¯s just that my clothes take the damage when I am hit. Using my sprained ankle from before as an example¡ I¡¯d have holes in my socks.¡± So in other words, the sword transfers the damage to her clothing. ¡ The f*ck is that magic sword!? ¡°Also, if I take a fatal hit it causes me to immediately be naked.¡± ¡°What a powerful magic sword, very powerful¡¡± ¡°It certainly is useful, but it is not a sword a father would want his daughter to use.¡± Obviously¡! ¡°Well, when you¡¯re on the battlefield, I¡¯d just end up dead if I worried about being naked, so I use it freely!¡± ¡°Y-yeah. Just be careful, yeah? Ah, hold up, that door¡¯s¡ª¡± ¡°Huh? Uwaaah!?¡± Stabbed by a sword that popped through the door, a portion of her clothing disappeared. Even though it was her upper body that took the hit, what took the damage was her skirt. ¡ It¡¯s true that it keeps her body unharmed, but isn¡¯t she going to steadily run out of clothes at this rate? ¡°¡ Shikina, stay behind Meat and I. Meat, please teach her about these traps.¡± ¡°I-I will. Thank you, senpai.¡± ¡°Okay. First off¡ª¡± Then, even with Meat¡¯s guidance, one thing lead to another and she got caught in another trap, dealing serious damage to her skirt. ¡°How¡¯d that even happen?¡± ¡°¡ It happened while I was helping her, I¡¯m sorry.¡± ¡°¡ Kuh, please don¡¯t look so intently, Master!¡± Fidgeting around, Shikina hid her underwear with her hands. Even Meat looked apologetic¡ no, Meat, you did well. It¡¯s her fault for getting caught in a trap, not yours. ¡°Well, hide your underwear at least. Here, use this.¡± ¡°Uuu, thank you. But Master, I don¡¯t mind if it¡¯s you peeking.¡± Sure, seeing her thighs peeking through her tattered skirt is charming, but I¡¯m not starving for it or anything. What I pulled out from my satchel (what I secretly bought with DP) and passed to Shikina was a cloth to tie around her waist. ¡°Master is well prepared¡ it¡¯s almost as if you knew that my skirt would be torn!¡± ¡°Don¡¯t say something so weird. I only brought the cloth in case we had to bandage an arm or use as a tourniquet or something. Rather, why don¡¯t you bring spare clothes if yours break so easily?¡± ¡°¡ Oh! That¡¯s a good idea!¡± Idiot. That¡¯s the obvious thing to do if you¡¯re worried about your clothes breaking. ¡°As long as I have recement clothes, I can take as much damage as I want! As expected of Master! I¡¯ll immediately buy more when we return.¡± ¡°Yeah, just make sure to buy old, secondhand stuff. Think of them as your remaining lives.¡± ¡°Remaining lives! What an urate phrase! In other words, so long as I have remaining lives, I don¡¯t need to worry about traps!¡± ¡°No, you shouldn¡¯t fall for traps in the first ce. Pay attention to them!¡± With that, I noticed two goblins somewhat near us. She was defeated in all of the duels yesterday, so let¡¯s see if we can¡¯t raise her spirit by having her fight off goblins, the representatives of all small fry monsters. ¡°Oi, there are goblinsing from over there. Can you take them yourself?¡± ¡°Sir! I can!¡± Urging the goblins over to be sacrifices, I urged Shikina to prepare for a fight. The two goblins soon arrived. ¡°I¡¯ming! Deeeeryaaa!¡± ¡°Gobu¡ª!?¡± The first goblin was cut cleanly in two, beautifully even. The second goblin, seeing that, brandished its club. ¡°Toooooryaaaa!¡± The goblin blocked her sword with its club. However, Magic Sword Sion broke through it and cut through the goblin¡ªor not. A weirdly disagreeable sound echoing out, Shikina took a step back. ¡°Guh!? Dang!¡± ¡°Oi, weren¡¯t you supposed to have the potential for a B-Rank? What are you struggling against a goblin for?¡± ¡°Th-this is nothing! Seeeiya!¡± Following the sound of metal passing through flesh, the goblin¡¯s head fell off. Its headless body fell to the floor. ¡°¡ I won!¡± ¡°Yeah¡ So, what was that strange sound? It sounded like it came from your sword.¡± ¡°Ugu. It¡¯s as you say. It may have cracked from the battle just now¡¡± When I took a look, there was a crack about half the sword¡¯s width from hitting the club. ¡°Yes, it will break after just one or two more full-strength swings.¡± ¡°That¡¯s¡ even though it¡¯s such a great magic sword. Unfortunate.¡± ¡°Really. I won¡¯t be able to use it until tomorrow, now.¡± ¡ Hm? ¡°It repairs?¡± ¡°Sion breaking happens a lot. It will repair so long as I re-sheathe it.¡± The heck. It can even repair itself? So cool¡ wait. ¡°You said that sword breaks often?¡± ¡°Yes. It will break as soon as I attempt to cut through something too hard, so I have to make sure it slices through cleanly.¡± Is it made of ss or something? Now all I can think about is her equipment growing tattered and her sword breaking with a [Shiiing], leaving her unhurt due to its effect. ¡°¡ So that means iron golems and the like are basically your worst match-up?¡± ¡°Iron¡¯s alright if I cut through it. Personally, I find goblin clubs to be much more difficult to handle. Rather, golems are easy. It¡¯d break if I ever made a mistake though.¡± She just said that cutting through iron is easy. What. As an aside, it sounds like Meat¡¯s able to cut through iron as well. You two are amazing. Chapter 267 Yeah, Let¡¯s Go to the Dungeon ¡°Right, so why don¡¯t you dual wield swords?¡± ¡°Two, swords¡!? I would be twice as strong!¡± Simple girl, two-sword style isn¡¯t so simple. There¡¯s various matters to it, like physical strength. But just to have her try it, I lent her the golem de that was my reserve weapon. However, it didn¡¯t work out well when she tried swinging it. ¡°Hmm, I¡¯m still not used to it. Fighting with just one sword is ingrained in me¡ ah.¡± During one of her swings, the golem de broke in half. It was practically new, but it just suddenly happened¡ is it one of Sion¡¯s effects? Looks like two-sword style¡¯s impossible for her. Sion seems to be a rather jealous magic sword. It¡¯d probably break anything that doesn¡¯t have [Indestructible] or something simr. ¡°I-I broke Master¡¯s magic sword¡!¡± ¡°Yeah. Don¡¯t worry about it though. I¡¯ll bill you for that separately.¡± ¡°Y-you¡¯re demanding money for it even though you just said to not worry!?¡± ¡°You¡¯re rich, it¡¯s not like you need to be frugal.¡± ¡°In that case, I-I¡¯ll pay with my body!¡± The moment Shikina dered that, Meat nonchntly stood between Shikina and I. ¡°No.¡± ¡°Umm¡ senpai? Why?¡± ¡°No.¡± ¡°It is my burden to bear, I cannot trouble my house!¡± ¡°No.¡± ¡°¡ M-Master¡!¡± I patted Meat on the head and poked Shikina on the forehead. ¡°Don¡¯t sell your body so cheaply. I¡¯ll let you off until you¡¯re sessful in your career. If you don¡¯t want to trouble your house, make sure topensate me yourself.¡± ¡°Y-yes!¡± ¡°Meat, you have noints either, yeah?¡± ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°Hmm? What¡¯s up?¡± ¡°If you make a move on someone, I think there is already someone you should do so for first.¡± I-is she talking about Rokuko? She is my partner, after all. After that, we went hunting for an iron golem for Shikina to carry back under the guise of training. ¡°[Body Enhancement]¡ª! Fuuuunu!¡± I honestly expected it to be impossible for her to carry back the human-sized lump of iron, but she was able to shoulder its weight through the help of her skill. She had to re-cast it every thirty seconds though. Even Gozoh, a dwarf, has to use a cart. Skills are amazing. ¡ Maybe it¡¯s also possible that Shikina¡¯s simplicity is amazing? * ¡°Well, this and that happened, but we figured out that it¡¯ll be useful for us to acquire a massive amount of clothing. Also, I should be able to push off Gozoh¡¯s iron golem hunting to Shikina.¡± ¡°Hmm.¡± Rokuko came to my room, so I told her about what happened today. By the way, Shikina copsed out of exhaustion after bringing the iron golem back out of the dungeon. As expected, using the [Body Enhancement] skill in rapid session like that was hard on her body. I asked Ichika about it, she said that normally it¡¯s a bad thing to not allow for some cooldown time. I decided to let her rest for the day. ¡°Hey, Kehma. When you, umm, when you saw Shikina¡¯s clothes tear up¡ y-you didn¡¯t get excited, right?¡± ¡°Nope, not at all. She doesn¡¯t have an ounce of seductiveness to her at all, unfortunately. Even though the base materials are so nice¡¡± Yeah. Blonde elf, (former) female knight, boobs, butt, and great legs¡ even though they¡¯re all so good, her mouth ruins it all. She¡¯d be cute if she just shut up. I took another look at Rokuko. Blonde hair, a doubly tasty existence for being able to be big despite being a loli right now, white knee socks going up her legs, and well-shaped feet. She even has a cute red tint on the sole of her foot (important). By the way, what I like about feet¡ªthe soles in particr¡ªis the [Padding] portion. The ce that looks like tiny meatballs on cats and dogs. I love rounded toes and the plump area right where they meet the foot¡ªah. I got caught up by the seeing them up so close. Got off topic there¡ I really can¡¯t overstate how squishy and great they look. ¡°Rokuko also has some great materials~¡± ¡°What, so I have something you don¡¯t like as well¡? Out with it.¡± ¡°No, not really, Rokuko.¡± Honestly, I¡¯m not dissatisfied at all. She¡¯s adorable and I don¡¯t dislike her slightly foolish personality. She¡¯s also a straightforward, hardworking person. Her good points have been increasingtely, too. There¡¯s a difference in our lifespans, but that just means she¡¯d look young for my entire life yeah? I¡¯d feel guilty for dying first, but my time wille when ites. And above all, she¡¯s said that she likes me. Yep, to be honest, I like Rokuko too. ¡ However, she has a super scary Onee-san whoes as a package deal. I¡¯m pretty sure that Haku-san will be watching me so long as I¡¯m inside the empire. In that case, it might be a good idea for me to leave the country. I¡¯ve also had Wakoku on my mind for a while. ¡°Hey, Rokuko¡ want to go on a trip to another country this time?¡± ¡°Eh, Kehma? Are you alright? Do you have a fever? Have you been sleeping?¡± ¡°¡ Is me saying something like that so strange?¡± ¡°Yeah! Kehma, you don¡¯t even leave your bed if you can avoid it. There¡¯s no way you¡¯d say something like going to another country without a good reason.¡± A smile appeared on my face. She reeeeally gets me. ¡°Right, maybe I¡¯m feeling a bit off because of that stupid elf. Maybe I¡¯ll turn in for the day.¡± ¡°Ah, want to use the Godly Comforter then? I cane too if it¡¯s right now.¡± ¡°Using it without you there is scary¡¡± By the way, I tried out having a goblin use the godlyforter on its own as an experiment. It dried up and died. Even though Rokuko said that it¡¯d be alright so long as she gave permission. ording to her, she said that she didn¡¯t want anyone other than me to use it¡ but it¡¯s so dangerous that I don¡¯t want to use it so easily. ¡°Hey, could we sleep together today?¡± ¡°¡ Separate beds. Bring your own.¡± ¡°By the way, Kehma, please tell me about what that OOO thing the elf said is~¡± ¡°Mmm, don¡¯t say that word, it¡¯s vulgar. Particrly in front of Haku-san, that¡¯s definitely a no.¡± If you really want to know about it, ask Ichika¡ No, I might get killed because of Ichika then? Rokuko, please stay pure, please. Chapter 268 The Waitress and a Secret Today, Shikina was waiting tables in the dining room. Can this disappointing elf actually do her job properly and take the shifts Rokuko set for her? I had my doubts about that, so I decided to observe her through Menu-san¡¯s monitor function. ¡°Thank you for waiting!¡± With a bang, Shikina ced a set meal on the table. Seeing that, Ichika, the one working together with her as her teacher, drew an eyebrow. ¡°C¡¯mon Shikina, would it hurt to do it a bit more carefully? Yer not doin¡¯ it right at all.¡± ¡°Sir! Understood!¡± With that, she ced the next one down carefully. In fact, she did it so carefully that it took her almost thirty seconds to put the dishes on the table ever-so-soundlessly. ¡°Slow! Do it faster! Do it carefully and quickly!¡± ¡°Sir! Understood!¡± With that, she alternated between going too slow and too hard back and forth until finally settling into doing it with just the right mix of both. ¡°¡ Alright! Don¡¯t forget how ya did that!¡± ¡°Sir! Thank you very much, instructor!¡± Shikina spoke and saluted her. The guest adventurers all started to p for some reason. I guess they see Shikina giving it her all at being a waitress favorably. ¡°Maaan, how cute. Ya got a boyfriend?¡± ¡°I-I don¡¯t have a boyfriend, but I am Master Kehma¡¯s apprentice!¡± ¡°An elf huh? Pretty rare around these parts, where¡¯d yae from?¡± ¡°The imperial capital! I came to be Master Kehma¡¯s apprentice!¡± ¡°You got a nice ass there, I wanna p it around.¡± ¡°The only person who can p me around is Master Kehma!¡± Shikina even answered the adventurers¡¯ questions with her all. ¡°The Vige Chief again, eh?¡± ¡°I know, right? All of the vige¡¯s beauties flock to Kehma-san.¡± ¡°At least share one of them with us¡¡± And so some hate got directed toward me. The elf¡¯s just saying all that on her own, cut it out. Besides, there¡¯s that Guild Receptionist-san if you want a beauty, so it¡¯s not like they¡¯re all just going for me. ¡°Ooooh? Dear customer, ya sure ya should be sayin¡¯ that? There¡¯s female adventurers too.¡± ¡°They all got men though!¡± ¡°How ¡¯bout doin¡¯ what Roppu¡¯s veteran group does? They¡¯re makin¡¯ a name for themselves for training neers, so if ya teach some new girls ya might just get to kiss ¡¯em.¡± ¡°¡ But wouldn¡¯t they still be vignt against people sayin¡¯ they want to teach ¡¯em?¡± Ichika grinned. ¡°Which! Is! Why! Ya take amission for training newbies from the guild! They should have a bit of confidence in ya if it¡¯s done through the guild. Well, ya¡¯ll have to actually do the job but then ya getta be a cool senior adventurer to ¡¯em¡ yeah?¡± ¡± !! ¡± ¡°I¡¯m¡ going to go take amission, be back in a bit.¡± ¡°Oi, I¡¯m not about to let ya get a head start on me!¡± ¡°Have fun~,e again~¡± After listening to Ichika, several of the adventurers who were lounging about the dining room stood up and ran out without even finishing their food. A certain female adventurer (with a boyfriend) spoke to Ichika. ¡°Hey, Ichika-san. The new adventurer trainingmissions you mentioned, what¡¯s the chances they actually get put in charge of a new girl?¡± ¡°I wonder~? Thosemissions usually get assigned to people the same sex, so I guess it¡¯ll just depend if there¡¯s an uneven number? But there¡¯s been a loooot of newbiesin¡¯ recently~, maybe they¡¯ll hit it big and win~¡± ¡°So how much is the guild paying you for referrals?¡± ¡°That¡¯s a secret~¡± Ichika grinned at her with a toothy smile. It looks like she just made a profit. ¡°Instructor, what did she mean about referrals?¡± ¡°I set up a thing with ¡¯em to get people to do the trainingmissions for a small fee¡ ah, keep this secret from Goshujin-sama! Kay?¡± ¡°I understand, sir!¡± Ichika, just when did you set up that advertising agreement? Well, it¡¯s not like I really mind her trying to earn some pocket money. She¡¯ll probably just use it all on slots and food anyway. * So with all that, it looks like Shikina¡¯s actually able to work as a waitress, but can she protect Ichika¡¯s secret? Note that I¡¯d told Ichika to tell Shikina some secret and have her keep quiet about it to me. As Shikina will be living with us for a while, her ability to keep a secret is something I¡¯m wanting to confirm. I need to know how much I have to hide from Shikina about the dungeon. Well, I don¡¯t exactly intend to tell her the secret even if she¡¯s able to keep it, but it¡¯s a matter about whether I¡¯ll have to refrain from using the menu in the inn¡¯s hallways. And I guess it¡¯ll affect how we handle things if she finds out? I called Shikina over to the lounge and asked her for a report of what she did today. ¡°Hey, Shikina. Is there something you¡¯re hiding from me?¡± ¡°Something that I¡¯m hiding?¡± Shikina inclined her head and put her fingers to her lips. ¡°Umm, not really¡ oh, right. My panties today are white! Do you want to take a look?¡± Saying that, Shikina unhesitatingly flipped up her skirt. Yep, they¡¯re white. Disappointing elf is disappointing. ¡°That¡¯s not what I mean. Like if Ichika were keeping something from me¡ for instance.¡± ¡°Oh yeah, I didn¡¯t report it because she said that it was a secret, but she told me something about referral fees!¡± Shikina spilled the beans all too quickly. She didn¡¯t even try to hide it. What a talkative mouth she has. ¡°¡ Didn¡¯t Ichika tell you to not say anything?¡± ¡°She did say that, but not going against your superior¡¯s orders ismon sense.¡± ¡°Wasn¡¯t Ichika your superior?¡± ¡°You are the owner of authority here, Master Kehma. Therefore, Master Kehma¡¯s word isw.¡± I see, so she goes by rank. For Shikina, everything¡¯s divided by rank. You follow those above you. She¡¯s like a dog. ¡°By that standard, who is the topmost rank for you?¡± ¡°Sir! I have sworn my loyalty o my country, so that would be the emperor!¡± ¡°So if I told you a secret¡ and if the emperor ordered you to tell them, you would?¡± ¡°Sir! It is as you say!¡± ¡°If the emperor told you to kill civilians, would you?¡± ¡°Sir! I would kill them!¡± Seriously? You could¡¯ve hesitated at least a little. That even causes me to pull back a little. ¡°Incidentally, every knight in the imperial knight orders are of the same heart! An imperial knight ces orders above even friends and family.¡± ¡°¡ Heeh? Well, you¡¯re not exactly a knight right now though.¡± ¡°M-my heart is still that of a knight!¡± Yeah, I know. I have to hide everything rted to the dungeon from Shikina. By the way, I recall that there was a guy who tried to destroy the dungeon core despite knowing it would go against imperial orders. He was taken care of in the end, but there¡¯s no way they¡¯re all as united as Shikina said. ¡ At the very least, I should teach her enough so that she can keep secrets from those above her. Right now she¡¯s no different from a golem, unable to think about anything for herself¡ªno, a golem¡¯s actually better. A golem wouldn¡¯t say something better left unsaid. Right¡ let¡¯s also have her learn how at least be ashamed or conceal herself enough that she¡¯ll have some sex appeal to her. Enough that there¡¯ll be some noble who picks her up even if she can¡¯t return to the knight order. I established my policies on Shikina¡¯s educational n. Chapter 269 The Disappointing Elf and a Lie Detector Several dayster, I decided to educate Shikina. To be specific about what I taught her, there were the things you¡¯d learn in elementary school like arithmetic andplex words, lessons about morals for when my brain¡¯s exhausted, and how to impersonate sensible speech and conduct. Me teaching her mainly about feeling shy and not using vulgar words was very different subject matter from Japanese morals, but thanks to that, Shikina¡¯s even felt like she¡¯se to be a proper person recently. ¡ As an aside, Meat was there for the morals lessons as well. It¡¯s just that her having to take those sses alone would¡¯ve been too pitiful, it¡¯s not like I¡¯m trying to say that Meat didn¡¯t know how to be embarrassed or anything. She¡¯s usually my body pillow though. Rei and Nerune were present for the arithmetic andnguage lessons! Well, it happened on a certain day a whileter. ¡°Kehma. Haven¡¯t you only been thinking about Shikinately?¡± ¡°¡ Now that you say it like that¡ huh. I have.¡± ¡°So you prefer upfront lewdness like that elf after all?¡± ¡°No way.¡± No way. At least, I shouldn¡¯t¡? It¡¯s true that I¡¯ve been thinking about Shikina so much recently that it feels like I haven¡¯t been sleeping as much. No, it¡¯s not just a feeling. My daily sleeping hours has definitely reduced between one and two hours. ¡°I¡¯m going to die fromck of sleep if I don¡¯t do something.¡± ¡°But you sleep eight hours a day as well as take naps? Honestly, isn¡¯t waking up early like you¡¯ve been recently actually healthier?¡± ¡°Getting up¡ earlier? Hold up. I, I, have been waking up early¡?¡± ¡°Yeah, to look after that elf.¡± I was aghast. For me, someone who would take going back to sleep over having three meals in a day¡ to wake up early? There¡¯s something wrong happening here. Is it something Shikina did? No, it has to be her. Did her blunt eroticism stimte my desire, upsetting the bnce between my three major desires and damage my sleep!? ¡°¡ Shikina is causing it?¡± ¡°Shouldn¡¯t you ask her if you want to know?¡± I have to ask her straight up about it¡ * ¡°I¡¯ming!¡± ¡°¡ Yeah.¡± And it somehow turned into us having a duel. If it was before, she would have been like [I will answer any of Master¡¯s questions! You want to know my three sizes? Measure them for me please, for I don¡¯t know them!] or something, but now she negotiated it into [I will answer you if you can defeat me in a duel!]. They grow up so quick. It¡¯s still annoying, though. So because of that, Shikina and I are alone in the inn¡¯s backyard. Meat and Setsuna wanted to spectate, but I refused them. The reason I gave was that I didn¡¯t want to expose my skills, but that¡¯s just part of the truth. My movements are only done through the clothes golem, after all. It¡¯d just be annoying if my movements always being the exact same were exposed. Setting aside Meat, I definitely don¡¯t want Setsuna to see. By the way, Shikina¡¯s wearing clothes that are easy to move in, a gym uniform and bloomers she got from Setsuna. ¡ A blonde elf in bloomers¡ how should I put it? It¡¯s like we reached a level of cosy that¡¯s never been done before. ¡°Ah, one second.¡± ¡°What is it?¡± ¡°If you win the duel, I¡¯ll cancel tomorrow¡¯s lessons. Think of it as a holiday.¡± ¡°What!? A holiday!?¡± ¡°But if I win, I¡¯ll give you a bean paste roll as a freebie.¡± ¡°A bean paste roll!! ¡ W-why isn¡¯t that if I win!?¡± So that it¡¯ll be easier for me to win, duh. By the way, among all of the set meals and sweet rolls, the bean paste roll is Shikina¡¯s favorite. ¡°And I¡¯ll have you answer the question I asked.¡± ¡°Umumu, then if I win, I¡¯ll be Master Kehma¡¯s body pillow!¡± ¡°Refused. If you win, you only get the day off.¡± ¡°How bold¡ as expected of Master! Ah, but there¡¯s no one here, are you intending to say this never happened?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t worry, I keep my promises.¡± Shikina held up her wooden sword. Seeing that, I held mine up¡ and left the rest to the clothes golem and its support. Like that, I instantly defeated Shikina with Misha¡¯s movements. An A-Rank adventurer grappler¡¯s movements. My sword? It was just for show. I tossed it after the first hit. Misha¡¯s mimicked style is stronger. ¡°Stupid, did you think that I would use a sword since I was holding one!? Naive!¡± ¡°I-I lost¡¡± However, it¡¯s only mimicking the way Misha moved, so even the feints are fixed. If I ever have a second duel with Setsuna, I¡¯m sure that I¡¯ll be defeated quickly enough. I should still be able to fight a few more times if they¡¯re all instakills like this one though. ¡ I can basically only wreck someone that thoroughly on the first time they see the move. ¡°I¡¯ll give you the bean paste roll along with the holiday tomorrow. Isn¡¯t that great~?¡± ¡°Uuu, you doing that for me even though I lost makes me so happy¡!¡± When I patted Shikina¡¯s head, she smiled in delight. ¡ She really has quit with most of her horrid behavior recently. ¡°So Master, what is it that you wanted to ask? My three sizes? Then from the top, eighty¡ª-¡± ¡°As soon as I let my guard down! No. And you actually know your own sizes?¡± ¡°Of course I do. It¡¯s required for me to order armor.¡± Come to think of it, this girl goes through armor like its nothing because of her sword, huh. ¡°What I want to as is, Shikina, what are you scheming?¡± ¡°Scheming¡? I am aiming for the role of Master¡¯s body pillow and not really anything else!¡± ¡°That so? Take a look at this then.¡± As I said that, I took out a certain something. It was a crystal ball small enough to fit in my hand with a bit of extra space. It was transparent right then, but it would glow red under certain conditions. ¡°This is¡ a magic tool that sees through lies.¡± ¡°Oh, you know of it?¡± ¡°I am a knight.¡± Yes, it¡¯s a lie-detection magic tool I bought from the catalog for 50,000 DP. By the way, each time it glows red froming across a lie, it takes a magic stone that costs 50 DP. Best of all, we don¡¯t have any problems with our current ie. At least not for using it to question Shikina. ¡°Don¡¯t lie. If you lie, no bean paste roll for you.¡± ¡°What!? How cruel!¡± ¡°That¡¯s a normal punishment for lying¡ actually, it¡¯s going easy on you.¡± ¡°Mumumu¡ so, Master, now that you¡¯ve taken out such an exquisite magic tool, what do you intend to ask!? Even if you ask me who took my first time, I am not yet able to answer!¡± ¡°As soon as I let my guard down, you go back to being¡ Whatever.¡± I pushed a magic stone into the magic tool. Seeing the magic stone be swallowed up like that despite it being solid when I touch it is so weird. ¡°¡ Well, let¡¯s confirm a few things first. Shikina, are you a man or a woman?¡± ¡°I am a woman.¡± The crystal ball didn¡¯t shine. Yep, I know that. By the way, the annoying part is that it¡¯s impossible to tell what the person themselves recognizes as fact. For example, if Shikina¡¯s body was that of a man but her mind was a woman¡¯s, it wouldn¡¯t have lit up. ¡°Do you hold any ill will towards me?¡± ¡°None that I can think of¡ Please don¡¯t ask me something so cruel.¡± It didn¡¯t light up there either? Her not having any is a good thing. However, it caused Shikina to look dejected. ¡°¡ Sorry, but this is necessary.¡± ¡°The crystal ball didn¡¯t light up, so it must be true. I understand and I will answer honestly, so please continue to ask me questions!¡± By the way, it would glow if I said a lie right now, too. Its range of effect is five meters. It¡¯s possible to distinguish between who tells the lie by which part of it lights up. ¡°Did someone order you toe here?¡± ¡°Yes. My father also said that I should learn how to be dishonest from Master Kehma.¡± It still didn¡¯t cause the ball to light up, but yeah, what was that? Father also? ¡°Did anyone else order you to?¡± ¡°The First Chivalric Order¡¯s Commander Sally-sama said that I shoulde learn from Master Keima too! She said that I cane back to the order once I learn from you!¡± ¡ Ah. That¡¯s suspicious. Chapter 270 The Disappointing Elf and a Lie Detector (2) I decided to ask her about that. ¡°Let¡¯s see, by Sally, are you talking about one of the party members of the Dungeon Breakers, the group lead by the White Goddess?¡± ¡°I am. Rather, I heard that Sally-sama and Kehma-sama are close friends.¡± ¡°Hahahah, we¡¯re not close at all.¡± ¡°What about you drinking alcohol together?¡± ¡°¡ That didn¡¯t happen.¡± The crystal orb shined toward me. Nice, it detected my lie. Just as I thought it would! Ahem. ¡ ¡ I put another magic stone into it. Haah, I wound up wasting one. ¡°Master, does this mean that I won¡¯t be getting a bean paste roll now?¡± ¡°Nah, I¡¯ll not count that.¡± ¡°That¡¯s good then, but I never expected that Master and Sally-sama would be drinking buddies¡¡± ¡°I wouldn¡¯t say we¡¯re friends, exactly.¡± The light didn¡¯t shine red towards me. Now then, let¡¯s reveal the truth. ¡°Alright then, I get that you aren¡¯t holding any ill-will against me¡ so tell me about your situation in a bit more detail.¡± ¡°You understand that I hold no ill-will against you, yet you still wish to continue?¡± ¡°I just want to check the facts. Even if you aren¡¯t malicious, there is the possibility of you being used¡ Do you have any skills that affect others¡¯ minds or bodies?¡± ¡°Skills that effect others¡ I have [Body Enhancement]! I can apply it on others, but the effect is weakened.¡± ¡°Have you ever used it on me?¡± ¡°I have not.¡± It didn¡¯t shine red. Hmm, guess that was the truth. Did she say it in a way that could have avoided something? ¡°Do you have no others?¡± ¡°Mmm, I do not¡¡± ¡°Is it that you cannot think of some other skill?¡± ¡°I do not understand! At the very least, I only feel like doing something with Master Kehma!¡± It didn¡¯t shine red. Wait, doing something? Huh? ¡°Master, I like you to the point that I would like to be your hug pillow¡ See? It didn¡¯t shine red. I¡¯m telling the truth~¡± Shikina grinned. ¡ And just as she said, the orb didn¡¯t shine at all. She¡¯s being serious? ¡°¡ Seriously? But I have Rokuko, I refuse.¡± ¡°You have Kuroinu-dono as well, so isn¡¯t it alright so long as it¡¯s about being your hug pillow?¡± ¡°It¡¯s because Meat is my daughter!¡± The crystal orb shone red. At me. I-I guess calling my hug pillow my daughter was a bit much~? Or perhaps I should have said my pet? Yep, that¡¯s it. I got caught~ ¡°I don¡¯t think that would be a good thing if it were true.¡± ¡°Kuh¡ª! Pretend that didn¡¯t happen! ¡°Master, I¡¯ll keep quiet about it if you test me out as your hug pillow for one night.¡± Woah, the heck? Did she just ckmail me? ¡ They grow up so fast¡ I pretended to add another magic stone. ¡°You¡¯re getting better, but Shikina, that was just an act.¡± ¡°What!? Then your lust toward Kuroinu-dono¡¡± ¡°I have none.¡± ¡°It didn¡¯t react?¡± That was close¡ I really like Meat¡¯s legs, it definitely would¡¯ve reacted if I actually put another stone into it. I stealthily deposited a magic stone into it from inside my sleeve by using the magic arm golem I had on. ¡°So to return to the topic at hand, please tell me more about the orders you received from Sally-san.¡± ¡°My orders were to learn [Underhandedness] and [Unfairness] from you, Master.¡± Exactly as I¡¯d heard before? ¡°Nothing else was said to you? Anything, like maybe a way for you to act around me?¡± ¡°Mmm¡ oh,e to think of it, she said that if you refused my begging, I should try coaxing you in various ways¡¡± ¡°Coaxing me?¡± ¡°Yes¡ Master, I want you to make me your hug pillow. That way, I can hear everything you say.¡± With that, Shikina looked at me with upturned eyes, her index finger ced on her lips and her eyebrows pressed closer into a pouting look as if to say [Won¡¯t you, please?]. ¡ This beautiful elf can have quite a bit of destructiveness to her if she puts her mind to it. ¡°I refuse. Rather, see? That¡¯s their scheme¡¡± ¡°Their scheme?¡± ¡°Yeah.¡± This probably has Haku-san¡¯s hand in it. So her goal is probably¡ ¡°A honey trap.¡± 1 ¡°Seduction to further one¡¯s goals¡? I was sent here for that purpose?¡± Shikina was so surprised, her eyes opened wide. Understandable. She was being used as someone else¡¯s pawn. Moreover, it was her idol, the knights¡¯mander, doing it. Following that, Shikina shut her eyes tight and quivered¡ guess it was a huge deal to her. I shouldfort her, as her master¡ª ¡°So in other words, this body of mine is useful for the Empire! I am so happy!¡± Wow, she was just super happy. The heck is with this girl, she¡¯s even given her body to the Empire. Like, the orb didn¡¯t shine at all, oi. ¡°But isn¡¯t your chance at a honey trap wrecked now that it¡¯s been exposed?¡± ¡°¡ Oh no!? Master, Master, could you please do something with your supreme might!?¡± ¡°Obviously not?¡± ¡°¡ W-Well, it¡¯s still not for certain that my purpose here was for seduction. I¡¯m sure that my main goal here is to learn from you, Master. Probably. I believe in it. Definitely!¡± Aaand she¡¯s back to trembling. ¡°¡ I will attempt to contact Sally-sama. I just remembered that I was given writing paper for times like this. I was originally told to use it when I had achieved sufficient results, though¡¡± Perfect for honey trap-use. Yep. ¡°Right. I don¡¯t know what Sally-san was thinking about when she sent you, but for now I¡¯ll assume it was for your education¡ I have been paid, after all.¡± ¡°Yes! Thank you in advance again, Master!¡± ¡°However, to prevent excessive contact between us, I will leave the majority of your education from here on to Ichika and Meat.¡± ¡°I would prefer for you to teach me yourself, Master¡¡± ¡°Yeah¡ I¡¯ll teach you in the afternoon between three and five, less than now.¡± I should have a bit of my sleep time back now. By the way, the vige has clock golems that I arranged to be findable in the dungeon, they could be found here and there now. Unlike Sia, they don¡¯t ring every hour. This means that the sound of ringing bells will never disrupt my sleep. There¡¯s also rare drop version of the watch golem, a pocket watch-type. ¡°Muu, alright then¡¡± ¡°Well, that¡¯s that¡ I¡¯ll be getting back to my work now.¡± ¡°Sir! Do your best at your wor¡ª¡ ah.¡± The crystal orb shined red. At me. FFS. Now she knows I¡¯m just going to sleep. ¡°¡ Do you n on going to sleep? Then please use me!¡± ¡°I said no, you honey trapper. Now get back to your work in the inn.¡± Let¡¯s just assume that Shikina was sent here as a honey trapper from here on out. ¡ Shikina never told a single lie the whole way through, did she? I¡¯ll have to give her a bean paste roll and the day off. Telling Shikina to head to the inn¡¯s reception desk and switch with Meat, I headed back to my room. Now then, time to get back to sleep~ Chapter 271 Visitors Several days after Shikina wrote the letter, a certain big shot came to our inn. So, just as I was about to take my siesta, Ichika came to get me to greet the person at our inn¡¯s reception area. ¡°Long time no see, Kehma-san. It looks like you¡¯re doing well.¡± She was loud¡ that is, the forty or fifty kilos of silvery full te body armor she wore was loud. Standing, she was a wall. Sitting, she was a fortress. When she walked, she looked like someone¡¯s moving castle. The First Chivalric Knight Order¡¯s Commander and direct subordinate to the White Goddess (Haku-san), she was Sally-san, the living armor. Moreover,cking a helmet, she was showing off the stiffly beautiful face she had when she was humanized. ¡ The feeling she gives off is definitely difference from that in-training disappointing elf. ¡°¡ Sally-san. For you toe to our inn so abruptly, did something happen?¡± ¡°What, my superior just said that I should rest my de for a while and take a personal vacation. Well, I dide to see how my former subordinate¡¯s doing, too.¡± Looking at the timing, I¡¯d judge that as a lie. But the situation was such that I couldn¡¯t conclude it was a lie for sure. ¡°Hey, Sally. There¡¯s an onsen here! I wanna get in it. With you, if possible.¡± ¡°We can¡¯t, Plume. The onsen here is separated into men and women, but from what I heard from my superior, there is a bath in the suite here, so we can get in that together¡¡± Yeah, Sally-san brought her boyfriend. It was doubtful whether or not he was actually a man at a nce, but Sally-san¡¯s bashful look whenever she looked at him screamed BOYFRIEND¡ transgender? Or maybe he¡¯s a futa like Setsuna? ¡°Either way, you would wear something as serious as your armor while on a vacation¡?¡± ¡°It¡¯s basically part of my body, so I actually feel more calm with it on.¡± Let alone part of her body, it¡¯s her body. I knew that already. But it¡¯s weird for her non-dungeon-rted boyfriend to not see it as strange at all. ¡°¡ Your boyfriend¡¯s okay with it?¡± ¡°Sally is strong, so she¡¯ll be able to defend and protect me. Besides, that just means I¡¯m the only one who knows what Sally¡¯s like without it, you know? Right, Sally?¡± ¡°Y-Yeah! I¡¯ll defend Plume with all I have, so there¡¯s nooooothing to worry about¡ª! Ufufufu!¡± Wooow, she¡¯s super lovestruck. Plume was much shorter than Sally-san, so he had to stand on his tip-toes and stretch to pat her head. Sally-san being bashful sounded like a rock slide due to her armor. The suite¡¯s fine, but don¡¯t break the floor alright¡? Guess I¡¯ll reinforce it just in case. With that, likely hearing from what was happening, Shikina turned up. ¡°Sally-sama! My apologies for not writing you in so long!¡± ¡°Oh, looks like you¡¯re doing well too. I read your letter, Shikina.¡± ¡°Sir!¡ªErr, today is your reply, I take it?¡± ¡°No, I¡¯m on vacation. Incidentally, my response is [No]. I want you to be stronger, that¡¯s why I referred you here.¡± ¡ If I had my lie detecting magic tool right now, it¡¯d probably be shining red. I wonder if she asked if she was here as a honey trapper in that letter? Also, for her to say that in front of the person who actually was a honey trap as well as the person she was being a honey trap for¡ ¡°Is that so¡ I distrusted you, my apologies.¡± ¡°It doesn¡¯t matter, that¡¯s actually proof that you¡¯re growing¡ Ah, here¡¯s recement writing paper. I¡¯m giving you several, so please let me know about how you¡¯re doing when the timees. I¡¯ll give you some to use for whenever Wataru shows up, too. So please send one every month.¡± ¡°Sir! Thank you, Sally-sama!¡± She understands that she¡¯s supposed to contact her regrly. ¡°¡ By the way, who is that woman?¡± ¡°He¡¯s my boyfriend.¡± ¡°M-My apologies!! He seems so delicate that the wind might blow him over!¡± ¡°Yes, so I¡¯m doing my best to hold him down so that he doesn¡¯t fly away.¡± That wasn¡¯t a good praise, Shikina. Well, it looks like it worked out either way though. ¡°Hey, Shikina. Show Sally-san to her room. The suite.¡± ¡°Sir! Understood!¡± ¡°Fufu, Shikina. How has Kehma-san been treating you?¡± ¡°I have been taught many things by Master. I have be able to do multiplication and division!¡± ¡°¡ Are you nning on being a civil servant? Well, it¡¯s better than not being able to I guess?¡± Shikina took Sally-san and that boyfriend of hers back into the inn. ¡ Guess I¡¯ll sleep? * I woke up. Aaah, such a good sleep~ Once I awoke from my catnap and went into the inn, Rei greeted me. ¡°Master, you woke up? A customer ising.¡± ¡°Hmm? Yeah, Sally-san? I know.¡± ¡°No, a different customer.¡± Something else? I inclined my head. ¡°¡ It¡¯s not a guest for the inn, is it?¡± ¡°Correct. It is a customer for Master. Meat-senpai is currently greeting them.¡± Two things in one day, how rare. But Meat¡¯s doing it? Who is it? No way, did Mishae along as well? ¡°She¡¯s a blue-haired girl named Maidence, she said she¡¯s here from Sia.¡± ¡°¡ ¡¡± Crap, I totally forgot about what happened in Sia. Rather, it¡¯s already been a month? I take it this is about the contract¡¯spletion? ¡°¡ Let¡¯s see, where¡¯s she waiting?¡± ¡°The parlor.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll go there now.¡± I headed to the parlor. Well, just next to it at least. As I approached the parlor, I heard Maidence and Meat talking. Maidence¡¯s voice was somewhat excited. ¡°U-Umm, Kurinu-sama. It hurts if you do it so rough like that.¡± ¡°Muu, it¡¯s difficult to do it like that¡ how about this?¡± ¡°Aah, it¡¯s starting to feel even better¡ nnn¡ª¡± What, she¡¯s giving a massage? I knocked on the door and entered. ¡°Hey, I¡¯ming in¡!? S-Sorry¡ª!¡± And what I witnessed was Maidence in a very udylike position. I dashed back out of the room and closed the door. Catching my breath on the other side of the door, I heard Maidence call over from inside. ¡°U-Umm? Kehma-sama, what¡¯s the matter?¡± ¡°No uhh, so¡ªsorry. I didn¡¯t think that it was going to be a foot massage.¡± Yeah. I caught a glimpse, a glimpse of Maidence¡¯s bare feet. ¡ No matter how young Maidence is, she¡¯s already at a marriageable age. She¡¯s at the point that I¡¯d have to take responsibility. That was close. ¡°H-Haah¡ that certainly may have been immodest.¡± ¡°The noises were alright, but you shouldn¡¯t do that in the parlor.¡± ¡°¡ I was thoughtless. Goshujin-sama, I will tidy up immediately.¡± ¡°Eh, Kuroinu-sama? Was that so immodest?¡± Meat tidied up very matter-of-factedly despite Maidence¡¯s confusion. ¡°You can enter now.¡± When I entered the room again, Mai was sitting on the sofa and putting her shoes back on. Hoh. Ah, I¡¯m just now seeing it, but she¡¯s here with a maid. Well, there¡¯s no way she would¡¯vee alone. ¡°¡ Well, Maidence-sama. What business do you have?¡± ¡°Please call me Mai, Kehma-sama.¡± ¡°¡ Mai-sama. You came for some reason, yes?¡± ¡°Yes.¡± Saying that, Maidence took out a single ss bottle from her storage. It was a blood red liquid¡ and it seemed disgusting for some reason. ¡°This is¡?¡± ¡°Yes, it is the thing father said you desired, Kehma-sama. With this, the engagement can happen without issue.¡± A drug I desired? The heck? ¡°It¡¯s the drug that makes one¡¯s sex uncertain, [Futanaru].¡± 1 ¡°What? Sorry, could you run that by me again? I don¡¯t think I heard you right.¡± ¡°It¡¯s the drug that makes one¡¯s sex uncertain, [Futanaru].¡± ¡°¡ Makes one¡¯s sex uncertain, then¡ what?¡± ¡°[Futanaru].¡± I thought I was hearing things, but it looks like she really did bring some weird drug for some reason. But what I want to know is¡ the f*ck? Could someone tell me what¡¯s going on? Chapter 272 Kehma, Making a Decision. The magical drug Maidence brought, [Futanaru]1, makes your sex be chaotic. Why did Lord Yudence of Sia send this to me? ¡°Why would I want this?¡± ¡°Do not worry. You can simply treat this as a betrothal gift.¡± We¡¯re not on the same page here, it¡¯s not like I need it. So why? For me to try? Or who? Right. Who¡¯s it for? Let¡¯s think about this. Why did Yudence send me this? The point is, who is he saying to use this on? The drug¡¯s effect is to cause your sex to be [Chaotic]¡ in other words, to be a futanari. Then there¡¯s also the point about her saying the betrothal can proceed without any issues with it. So then that means it has to be something required for the engagement to happen. In that case¡ª He¡¯s saying to use it on Meat? I see, it¡¯d be bad if people found out his daughter was betrothed to a woman, so he¡¯s saying he prepared a drug that can prepare a physical countermeasure against that? But then where¡¯d he get the idea that I wanted that? I don¡¯t recall saying anything about that at all. But even with me thinking about it, all I cane up with is that he wants it used on either Meat or Maidence¡ but there¡¯d be no reason to show it to me if it was for Maidence¡ and seriously no to using it on Meat. That aside, for there to really be a drug that changes your sex¡ this world¡¯s amazing. Moreover, it¡¯s name. [Futanaru]. The person that first made it was definitely a hero¡ªsomeone from Japan. ¡ªA certain eternal seventeen-year-old with red eyes and a ck ponytail passed through my head. No way, Leona invented this? The heck for? No, she wouldn¡¯t have needed a reason, she¡¯d just say she did it for kicks. Rather, it being a futanari-making drug and not a true sex swap just screams Leona. ¡ Let¡¯s be cautious. ¡°Umm, Kehma-sama?¡± ¡°Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about something.¡± ¡°Is that so¡? Umm, Kehma-sama, should I call you Father-in-Law from now on?¡± Huh? It¡¯s already the one month deadline though? ¡°Mai-sama, did you forget that it was just a temporary thing?¡± ¡°I know, which is why this magical drug was prepared to formally bind us with Kehma-sama. By engaging myself to Kehma-sama¡¯s dau¡ª¡ rtive, Kuroinu-sama, everything will beplete.¡± ¡°Haah¡ but the deadline has already been reached?¡± ¡°So you¡¯re saying that the first one month contract is finished¡ and that it must be done again? This drug will be for another time, then.¡± Saying that, Maidence put the drug into her [Storage]. Well, there¡¯s no helping that she wouldn¡¯t let me hold on to it. It seems like something hard to obtain and very expensive. If I didn¡¯t y my cards right and epted it, I would have toe up with some excuse. In that case, it¡¯s actually better that Maidence kept it. ¡°So then, Father-in-Law.¡± ¡°I don¡¯t recall allowing you to call me that yet, Mai-sama.¡± ¡°Oh well¡ Kehma-sama.¡± Taking my refusal for her to call me that in stride, she continued. ¡°Umm, well¡ I could like to stay here for a while. Could I rent a room?¡± ¡°Yeah, please choose whichever room you want then. So long as you pay the fees and there¡¯s no guest already in it, go ahead.¡± ¡°O-Okay! Thank you very much. ¡°Ah, there¡¯s already a guest using the suite, so be aware of that.¡± ¡°Aw, oh well¡ but still, the fees for it truly are expensive. I¡¯ll give up on that.¡± I¡¯m definitely not letting you stay here for free. ¡°Well, I can simply a room until I can use my house.¡± ¡°¡ Mai-sama, isn¡¯t your house in Sia?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t you think it would be better if I had a secondary residence closer to my fiance? The arrangements have already been made, it will beplete in several days.¡± Seriously? A house in the residential area then¡? ¡ Sia¡¯s definitely trying to stake a im here. Is their goal to watch me? I¡¯m not evading taxes or anything, go ahead and check. ¡°Well then, I think deepening my rtionship with my friendship with my fiance would be a good idea. Right, Kuroinu-sama?¡± ¡°¡ Huh?¡± ¡°To be on good terms.¡± ¡°¡ Ummm.¡± Meat looked at me¡ I got her a bit caught up in the whole fiance thing, but I don¡¯t think two girls getting along is a bad thing. ¡°Right. Well, making friends is a good thing. You can be normal friends¡ Oh, Mai-sama. I think you should stay away from doing indecent things like a bit ago, though.¡± ¡°U-Umm. It was just a standard foot massage¡¡± ¡°And if you absolutely have to, it¡¯s better if you lock the door first.¡± ¡°W-Well, if you say so.¡± I¡¯d be troubled if I identally saw and had to take responsibility. ¡ I-It¡¯s not like I want to look, you know? She¡¯s still a child. Just then, Mai opened her mouth as if she¡¯d just remembered something. ¡°By the way, Kehma-sama. Is there no church in this vige?¡± ¡°A church?¡± Come to think of it, Maidence worships Haku-san¡ªI mean, she worships The White Goddess. She¡¯s part of The White Goddess Faith. I haven¡¯t gotten any requests for one yet, but maybe I should make one to help with public peace? ¡°There aren¡¯t any in my vige, but¡ yeah. Maybe I should make one?¡± ¡°If you do, would it be for The White Goddess Faith? Golen Vige is a vige of adventurers, after all. ¡ She herselfes by quite a lot¡ Wait, couldn¡¯t I make going to my inn be like a pilgrimage to a holy ce? Could I turn it into some sacred thing? In that case, maybe I don¡¯t need to actually build a church. Making it would be troublesome¡ ¡°¡ I don¡¯t think I need to really make a church for The White Goddess Faith.¡± ¡°In that case, what about one for your religion, Kehma-sama? For The Futon Religion.¡± Something stirred inside me. I¡ I have to build that. It must be enshrined. It¡¯s a divine revtion. ¡°That¡¯s wonderful. I¡¯ll built it right away. Immediately! Right now!¡± ¡°U-Umm, in that case, please pay the Sia Family to do the construction.¡± ¡°No, I¡¯m saying that I¡¯ll build it. It¡¯s The Futon Religion, after all.¡± I don¡¯t want it to be done badly. I¡¯m the only follower of The Futon Religion in the first ce. In other words, I¡¯m the religion¡¯s founder. I¡¯ll build it and gain more followers! Viva sleep! Protect sleep supremacy! Sleep is prayer! It¡¯s an easy way to pray that everyone can do for hours a day. If it¡¯s for spiritual health, that means there¡¯s absolutely nothing wrong with sleeping two times a day or having siestas at all! My god, this is an amazing discovery. I absolutely definitely positively have to build it. Build it, build it, build it! YAH! Build it! ¡°This is an urgent matter, I must leave.¡± ¡°O-Okay?¡± With that, I left the room. ¡ I¡¯ma build a church! A frickin huge one! Chapter 273 I Founded a Religion. I, having decided to build a church for Beddhism, decided to ignore various issues and begin its construction. I¡¯m basically escaping from reality. ¡ I was thinking about making it huge, but now that I¡¯m thinking about it, I don¡¯t really have thend for that. Well, this will be its first church, so doing it so-so should be fine? Let¡¯s treat this as a rough-draft for building a gigantic er on. I prepared some paper and pens and worked in my office. First off is its appearance. When I think of churches, I picture blue roofs and white walls. As for materials¡ the white would be mortar? From shell limestone or something1. As for the blue¡ wait, the heck would I even use? Rusted copper? Hmm, maybe I should just go with using paint? I also want to have some windows that let warm sunlight though. Window ss is expensive in this world, but I should be able to make them by using [Create Golem] on potion bottles. Let¡¯s go with that. Going with that for the outward appearance, nextes the inside. Something that allows you to line up in prayer¡ right, let¡¯s go with desks so you can take naps at them. Sleep is how you pray in Beddhism, after all. Desks¡¯ ability to make you feel tired is a marvel. Maybe I should go with adding partitions so you don¡¯t have to care about who¡¯s next to you? Then, finally, the main object it¡¯ll enshrine has to be a bed¡ wait, hold on a sec. Maybe I could set up a 5 Yen coin on a string to make a pendulum? The kind of one that gets used for making people tired. Actually, using a 5 Yen coin as our symbol might be a good idea. Kind of like how Christianity uses a cross. It¡¯s convenient. ¡ Though now the main question¡¯s whether I should have the 5 Yen coin have a hole through the center in the symbol. That actually sounds like a good idea, people could wear them as pendants that way. With that, the religion¡¯s symbol became a 5 Yen pendulum¡ a pendulum clock? Eh, whatever, it¡¯s fine. I made the lecture tform after that¡ rattling on with long stories to make people tired is important. Right, let¡¯s even make the book so hard that it makes you want to sleep. The only book I know about in this world is [Introduction to the Study of Dungeons], but maybe I could have The Dyne Company supply them all? I have more than enough money for it. ¡°Yeah, looks great so far.¡± I looked over the blueprints again. ¡ It¡¯s a ssroom¡ The only difference is that there¡¯s an object of worship instead of a ckboard. Right, it¡¯s very private school-ish. Maybe we could use it like that too¡ yeah. Oh, right. Should I make confessionals too? I could make those more ordinary¡ Just as I started writing down more general things, there was a knock at the door. ¡°Kehma? I heard about it from Meat, but what¡¯s with you making a church?¡± ¡°Oh, Rokuko? Come on in.¡± ¡°Pardon the intrusion¡ So, you making a church¡ you¡¯re going to worship Haku Ane-sama too?¡± ¡°No, I¡¯m making a church for Beddhism.¡± ¡°Beddhism?¡± Rokuko tilted her head¡ Come to think of it, I¡¯ve never told her about it, have I? ¡°I¡¯ve never heard of it. Is it a religion from where you¡¯re from, Kehma?¡± ¡°I founded it. No, I guess it¡¯d be more urate to say that I¡¯m about to? I just mean that it¡¯s not strange for you to have never heard of it.¡± ¡°So that¡¯s why I didn¡¯t know it¡ but why are you founding a religion?¡± ¡°I mean, the White Goddess Faith is a thing that exists and it¡¯s just deifying Haku-san, so why not?¡± ¡°Why¡ not?¡± Yep. Why not. Why not found a new religion (cult)? ¡°What sort of doctrine will it have then?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a very peaceful religion that¡¯ll ce safety, peace, and pleasant sleep above all else. To sleep is to pray. It¡¯s something easy you do every day, right?¡± ¡°Right. As long as it¡¯s not sixteen hours a day or anything.¡± ¡°It can just be cat naps and other standard sleep, yep.¡± ¡ I think sixteen hours is easy enough though¡ Either way, I noted down that sleeping is praying as a memo. ¡°Then, as the pi¨¨ce de r¨¦sistance¡ Beddhism may be believed in as a [Subreligion].¡± ¡°Subreligion¡ wait, what?¡± ¡°I mean you can still believe in the Light God, Dark God, Evil God, whatever. Beddhism allows that. Even if you believe in them, you can still believe in Beddhism. That¡¯s all.¡± It¡¯d be like a sub-job in game terms, something like that. Like if you were a warrior and wanted to be a monk as your sub, that¡¯d work. Same thing if you followed The White Goddess Faith and wanted to follow Beddhism. Beddhism as someone¡¯s main religion works fine too, of course. Pray to your main god for safety, Beddhism for peace. Just think of it like that. ¡°You sure that¡¯ll work? I¡¯ve never heard of anything like that.¡± ¡°Definitely. There¡¯s gotta be a ton of people open-minded enough yeah? Right, Rokuko. You can be Believer No. 2!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll reserve No. 695, so do your best getting followers okay?¡± ¡°O-Okay.¡± That¡¯s a ton¡ guess I¡¯ll give Meat or Ichika the honor? ¡°How should I say it¡ you don¡¯t have one of those religious-ish stories?¡± ¡°Huh? Oh yeah¡ I¡¯ll make a good one. A story that exins the importance of good sleep¡ Oh, and mosquitoes are the enemy. We¡¯ll treat them like demons.¡± Mosquitoes, the invisible fiends that continually let their existence be known to those trying to sleep, disturbing one¡¯s attempts to do so. Fight them back with Holy Sword Katori Senko2¡! Oh right, I know what the holy sword can be. Let¡¯s go with Sleepsword Siesta being the divine sword that¡¯s able to spread the salvation of sleep. Memo, memo! ¡°By the way, wouldn¡¯t you treat people that don¡¯t need to sleep like me as renegades?¡± ¡°It¡¯s fine if it¡¯s just that you don¡¯t need to sleep. Rather, anyone that¡¯s able to sleep, even if they don¡¯t need to, can be a Beddhist3.¡± ¡°Howckadaisical.¡± ¡°Beds are gentle things that help anyone and everyone¡ they do not distinguish between good and evil, they love everyone equally. Your bed is like your mother¡ but not for mosquitoes, the bastards.¡± Yeah, I¡¯ll make our scripture be like that. Let¡¯s make some more memos for stuff like that¡! Ack of sleep is damaging to your skill¡ that¡¯ll appeal to women. You can¡¯t fight without taking a rest. You much rest to fight¡ rxation is important for fighters. Don¡¯t rush, don¡¯t rush, rest, rest¡ that should attract priests. Make sure to sleep so that your body doesn¡¯t give out¡ that¡¯ll be good for workers. It¡¯s hard to tell a poor thinker from a sleeping one¡ wait, that one¡¯s a bit off there. ¡°Beds are everything, everything is a bed¡¡± ¡°Kehma, are you getting enough sleep? Are you alright?¡± ¡°I¡¯m fine, no problems here.¡± Now I just have to make the church and gain followers. If I get enough believes, I can just sleep whenever I want in the name of prayer¡ whenever I want! Pay no attention to how I already do that! If everyone else goes back to sleep after waking up, there¡¯ll be nothing wrong with me doing it! That¡¯ll make it so that no one can say anything about me taking naps¡ªrather, that¡¯ll make it praiseworthy! Fuhahaha! ¡°Right, I can use [If you join now, you get a mini azuki pillow4 as a present!] for the adventurers, what do you think?¡± ¡°Ichika would like that.¡± Well, they¡¯ll onlyst around half a year at the most, so they¡¯d probably just end up getting eaten. I wonder if using [Cleanup] on them would make themst longer? ************************** ¡ªIn the beginning, th¡¯re wast the w¡¯rld. Creatures w¡¯re b¡¯rn into yond w¡¯rld. Then, rest too wast given birth. Rest is peace, tis salvation. Ev¡¯ryone hast an equal right to rest. M¡¯re than all, whatzar rest is Bed. Bed is loveth, Bed is life. Bed is the manifestation off¡¯rt itself. Bed distinguishes between neith¡¯r valorous n¡¯r evil, n¡¯r doest t conc¡¯rn itself with belief in oth¡¯r gods. T epts all life. Th¡¯ref¡¯re, all life art Bed¡¯s children. What is Bed? Bed is the ev¡¯r watchful moth¡¯r caring f¡¯r h¡¯r children. Has¡¯t a sup¡¯ri¡¯r rest. Af¡¯rtable catch but a wink. Tis Beddhism¡¯s doctrine. 5 (Excerpt from Beddhism Sutras, Chapter 1 Paragraph 1: ¡®Bed, Peace Manifest¡¯) Chapter 274 I Built It! I Built the Church! And so I built the church. Overnight. Through the aid of the mysterious construction mage, Narikin, I¡¯vepleted the perfect church. The chapel is prepared to seat sixty people at any given time. Sooner orter, all seats will be filled with people praying, drool dripping from their sleeping lips. The stained ss meant to fill the room with warm sunlight depicts a white bed. This was also a masterpiece. I can¡¯t draw human faces, but I managed to do it. Yep, it vaguely, maybe, possibly, kind of doesn¡¯t look like a bed, but I¡¯m sure people will understand that it¡¯s a bed. No matter how you look at it, it¡¯s a bed, right? Right. By the way, I built it between the tunnel and the inn. It¡¯s even reasonably close to the residential area. With it being here, it¡¯ll definitely draw in both vigers and general merchants to worship. ¡°Alright.¡± ¡°Hey Kehma, you already built the church? Did you stay up all night doing this?¡± ¡°Ooooh, Rokuko, I told you to call me Narikin1 when I have this mask on¡ well whatever. Check it out, it¡¯s a Beddhism Gathering. Isn¡¯t it great? Hahaha.¡± ¡°Okay, okay, I¡¯ll give you ap pillow, so how about you take a rest?¡± ¡°Eh? What are you¡ªoi why are you taking those off? Ah,p pillows? I need to add that to the sutras. Alrighty then Rokuko, please.¡± With that, I took off the mask and ced my full-night¡¯s-sleepcking head down on Rokuko¡¯sp pillow. ¡ ¡ When I woke up in the private room area I¡¯d built in the church, I felt a bit regretful. Rather, why is Rokuko petting my head going ¡®there, there¡¯ still giving me ap pillow? Haku-san¡¯s going to murder me. ¡°Kehma, are you better now? I thought you were going crazy when you said you were going to make a church, but are you perhapscking sleep?¡± ¡°¡ No, I don¡¯t think¡ so? Maybe?¡± ¡°In that case, me having you go to sleep was a really great thing then. Fufufu, Nice Assist, me!¡± No no, even if I wascking sleep, that shouldn¡¯t be too big of a deal¡ right? Either way, I sat up. I was a bit sad to leave Rokuko¡¯sp pillow, though¡ ¡°Well, uhh, thanks, Rokuko. I¡¯m good now.¡± ¡°You¡¯re wee. So, what¡¯re you going to do? Sally came to say hello to me too yesterday.¡± ¡°Right¡ Sally-san¡¯s insisting this is a personal trip for her, so we¡¯ll just leave her alone and keep things how they are, together with Shikina. As for Maidence¡ yep, let¡¯s keep things how they are there too. So with that, how ¡¯bout we go propagate Beddhism?¡± ¡°¡ Well, there isn¡¯t anything that seems urgent, is there?¡± Yep, there¡¯s a lot of troublesome stuff, but it¡¯s fine to just leave it all as is. I want to sleep. ¡°So, any ideas on how we can propagate it? For example, people who follow Beddhism get free tolls for the tunnel.¡± ¡°That would expose that Beddhism and the tunnel dungeon are connected with each other if you did that. Do you need more sleep?¡± Rokuko pped her hand against her leg¡ Yep, good argument. Rather, Rokuko, you¡¯ve really gotten smarter recently, huh. Aren¡¯t you going to be as good as a sage if you keep improving like that? And you¡¯ve gotten to the point of being able to know exactly what I want¡ clever. ¡°Then how about we let believers get a free pudding for staying at the inn as a service?¡± ¡°That sounds like it would work, but I think that would cause a rush. By the way, is there any sort of ceremony to convert?¡± ¡°Ooh¡ nope, that¡¯d just be a hassle. Let¡¯s just go with having them say ¡®I am Beddhist¡¯ and settle it with that. Let¡¯s sell holy-marked drilled coins to applicants.¡± ¡°How lighthearted.¡± ¡°I did say it was troublesome¡ I¡¯d rather just go sleep.¡± By the way, the drilled coins would be one copper for a copper one. Five copper for an iron one. A silver coin for a silver one, and a gold coin for a gold one. They¡¯ll be amulets that protect your sleep. Also, strings and chains sold separately. Other than making it into a ne, it could be turned into a key ring or strap or something. ¡°This coin¡¯s in though, isn¡¯t it?¡± ¡°I couldn¡¯t think of a good design¡ Right, let¡¯s have it soo that believers just need to draw what they see in their dreams on it.¡± ¡°Would that be alright?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a very rule-like rule. Either way, it¡¯s fine. If you have any requests right now, I¡¯ll take them.¡± ¡°I can¡¯t say it¡¯s to the point of being a request, but there is one thing.¡± ¡°Oh, what?¡± ¡°This church, who¡¯s going to manage it? Kehma, won¡¯t you just sleep and ignore it?¡± ¡ ¡ Crap!! Ipletely forgot about that. Even if I made the building, it¡¯s no good without someone to look after it! Precept-san, sister, brother, anyone like that! ¡°Haah, judging by that look on your face, you didn¡¯t think about that at all, did you? Well, it won¡¯t be a problem if you summon some monster to do it.¡± ¡°R-Right. I can just summon a monster that can act human, right.¡± ¡°But Kehma, isn¡¯t that a waste of money?¡± ¡°¡ ¡ Yeah, it¡¯s a waste.¡± ¡°Kehma, how long have you said I can¡¯t use DP freely since you¡¯re the dungeon master? And who¡¯s been squandering so much DP recently?¡± Ugu, it¡¯s true that the only DP I¡¯ve been giving to Rokuko is at the level of being pocket money. But then again Rokuko¡¯s been getting tips from Haku-san, and it¡¯s not like I¡¯ve been using that much DP, but¡ ¡°Which is why you should try solving this using as little DP as possible. You can use up to 1000 DP. If you can, right¡ I¡¯ll lend the Godly Comforter to the church as its object of worship.¡± ¡°Are you sure?¡± ¡°You can think of it as prestige yeah? It¡¯s fine to use it like that during the day.¡± ¡°Alright, I¡¯m on board.¡± ¡°Well then, from here on the DP you can use is limited. You lose if you use more than 1000 DP until you figure it out. And if you go over that¡ªhmm, right, you have to do any one thing I say, alright?¡± ¡°Alright, as long as it¡¯s not too unreasonable.¡± ¡°Fufufu, I¡¯m looking forward to it.¡± Rokuko smiled. ¡°No wishing for more wishes or anything.¡± ¡°¡ I could have done that? Wow, Kehma really is a genius, huh.¡± I get the feeling that¡¯s a natural desire, but alright. I opened the menu and messed with the DP disy¡ I separated it from what¡¯s used to manage the dungeon aaaand¡ there we go, 1000 DP. Menu-san has some seriously convenient features, really. ¡°I¡¯m ready.¡± ¡°Let me see¡ yep, perfect. Do your best, Kehma. It¡¯s fine if you don¡¯t though, you know?¡± ¡°What, there¡¯s no way I wouldn¡¯t.¡± Fufufu, I have to do it to borrow the Godly Comforter. For the sake of Beddhism! With that, just as I renewed my vigor, there was a knock at the door. ¡°Goshujin-sama, are ya up!? There¡¯s a problem!¡± ¡°Huh, Ichika? What¡¯s wrong?¡± She looked like she¡¯d rushed here. Havinge into the room, Ichika was slightly out of breath. ¡°Shikina smashed that magic drug Sia¡¯s Ojou-sama brought, it¡¯s turned into a dispute! Do somethin¡¯!¡± ¡ Woaaah. Chapter 275 The Smashed Magic Drug When I went the the backyard after hearing there was a dispute happening, I saw a flustered Meat, a repeatedly bowing Maidence, and a prostrating Shikina. ¡°I apologize for my incredible transgressioooooons!¡± ¡°E-e-even if you apologize, that won¡¯t bring the medicine back! Besides, I-I am the one at fault, wh-what do I do¡ what can I do, what can I do!? I¡¯m so sorry, Kuro-sama!¡± ¡°U-uh-ummm.¡± ¡°No! The me is miiiiiine!¡± ¡°No, it¡¯s miiiine! Aaaaah, Kuro-sama, I¡¯m so sorry¡¡± ¡°Umm¡¡± Dis¡ pute¡? I have no clue what the heck happened, but I take it the quarrel is over whose fault it is? With that, my eyes and Meat¡¯s met. ¡°G-Goshujin-sama!¡± Bam! With that, Maidence and Shikina looked at me as well. Then came at me with watery eyes and noses¡ and clung to me. ¡°Wh-wh-wh-what should I do, Father-in-Laaaaaaw!?¡± ¡°Please help me, Masteeeeeeer!!¡± ¡°Maidence, could you not call me Father-in-Law so casually? And uhh, could you just exin what actually happened¡?¡± ¡°Th-then allow me to exin it from my point of view¡¡± ¡°No, from mine¡¡± ¡°Ahh, yep. In that case, we¡¯ll go with Mea¡ª¡ with Kuro, then. Please exin what happened, with you two supplementing if needed. Asking Meat by calling her Kuro since Maidence was here, she nodded. * ¡°I¡¯m happy that we could sleep togetherst night, Kuro-sama.¡± ¡°It was to improve our friendship¡¡± Kehma hadn¡¯t returned that night at all, so Meat and Maidence chatted with one another, entered the onsen together, and slept in the same bed. ording to Maidence, there was no problem at all since they were engaged, apparently. ¡°With this, there is a fait apli.¡± ¡°Fait apli?¡± Meat tilted her head in confusion, but Maidence simply smiled without giving an answer. Setting aside the fait apli matter, in actuality, the way they called each other had be more intimate. ¡°So, what was your impression of sleeping with me?¡± ¡°Nn, Mai, you smell good.¡± ¡°¡ Wha¡ª, umm, s-smell? How embarrassing¡ K-Kuro-sama, you s-smelled good, too.¡± Maidence fidgeted, her face blushing red. Seeing her blue curls swing back and forth, Meat remembered the [Hairdressing] magic the maid used on her. It was a magic she¡¯d never seen before, so she felt that Nerune would be happy to hear about it. She then took out her watch as if recalling something. It was the watch golem she¡¯d received from Kehma. ¡°It¡¯s time for my daily practice.¡± ¡°Kuro-sama, what is that?¡± ¡°What is what? ¡ Oh, this? This is a clock I got from Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°Such a small clock¡ is it from the dungeon? As expected of Kehma-sama.¡± Seeming as though she¡¯d decided to go along for practice as well, Maidence went to the dining room to get a breakfast sandwich together with her before heading to the inn¡¯s backyard. From the backyard, they saw a church that had definitely not been there the day before. ¡°U-umm, Kuro-sama, what is that building? It wasn¡¯t there yesterday, was it?¡± ¡°¡? I don¡¯t know. Maybe Goshujin-sama did something.¡± Seeing Meat say that as though it was natural, Maidence calmed down, thinking something simr. ¡°It is Goshujin-sama, after all.¡± ¡°Yeah, he is Kehma-sama.¡± No matter how you put it, building a building in a day¡ªno, overnight could only be seen as strange, but it was settled by the magic word that was his name. ¡°Oh, Kuroinu-dono! It¡¯s your training time huh! Oh? Is this young girl your friend? She doesn¡¯t look like a child from this vige, though?¡± ¡°Nn. She¡¯s Maidence, from Sia¡ Mai, this is Shikina, my junior.¡± ¡°Oh, nice to meet you. My name is Maidence Sia. I am Kuro-sama¡¯s fiance.¡± ¡°! Excuse my discourtesy. This is the first time we have met, my name is Shikina Kukkoro1.¡± When Mai introduced herself, Shikina straightened up and responded. ¡°Kukkoro? By some chance, are you [Beast King] Dyne Kukkoro-sama¡¯s¡ª¡± ¡°You know of my father? I am his daughter¡ More importantly, what is this about you being Kuroinu-dono¡¯s fiance?¡± ¡°It is as I have said.¡± By the way, Shikina¡¯s father, Dyne Kukkoro, is famously known as the [Beast King] because he has so many summoned beasts following him that their numbers rival an army corps. ¡°If you are Dyne-sama¡¯s daughter, does that mean you are a summoner as well?¡± ¡°¡ I am no good in that department. Currently, I am training under Master Kehma.¡± ¡°Well now! To be a friend of the Kukkoro family as well, as expected of Kehma-sama.¡± ¡°Rather, it is surprising that the Sia family¡¯s little princess has been engaged to Kuroinu-sama.¡± Maidence and Shikina were getting along well together, so Meat started practice-swinging in the meanwhile. The wooden practice sword made whooshing sounds as it swung through the air. ¡°¡ By the way, Maidence-dono, you aren¡¯t actually a man, right? No, I mean, I have confirmed for myself that Kuroinu-dono is a girl¡¡± ¡°I¡¯m a woman. However, honestly, I have a certain thing, so there is no problem.¡± Saying that, Maidence took out a strange, blood-like magical drug from her [Storage]¡ªshe had taken out [Futanaru]. ¡°What is this potion?¡± ¡°It is a medicine that causes one¡¯s sex to be thrown into chaos.¡± ¡°¡ It¡¯s a magic drug of the Chaos God!? Heresy! I cannot overlook this as an imperial knight¡¡± ¡°Eh? This, umm, it¡¯s illegal?¡± ¡°¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ It isn¡¯t exactly illegal, but, well, I guess it¡¯s in the grey area¡? Most of the Chaos God¡¯s drugs are addictive, so many are illegal depending on type and concentration¡ and judging by this one¡¯s transparency it shouldn¡¯t be permanent, so it might be alright, but¡ ah! That¡¯s right, right now, the knight leader, Sally-sama is here! Let me ask her for a moment! So please, let me borrow that drug.¡± Shikina grabbed onto the medicine bottle. Naturally, Maidence resisted. ¡°Eh, no, th-this is¡ I can¡¯t marry Kuro-sama without this, so could we have her not take a look?¡± ¡°I cannot do that! But once we know that there are no problems with it, I will make sure to hand it back.¡± ¡°N-no! I might not get it back then!¡± The two of them tugged back and forth on the bottle¡ neither were willing to let go. ¡°Gugugu, you are stubborn¡¡± ¡°C-can we have her decide without taking a look at it? That way, we¡¯ll both be happy, right? Right?¡± ¡°I have to get Sally-sama¡¯s to make the call, else I cannot walk with my head held high¡!¡± Crack. A crack ran through the bottle. ¡°Eh?¡± ¡°Kyah!?¡± Upon hearing that sound, Maidence let go of it on reflex, causing Shikina to jerk all of a sudden due to the effort she was putting in. Suddenly slipping out of her hand, the bottle flew high up in an arc through the sky. * ¡°¡ And then it hit the ground and absorbed into it?¡± In that case, is the a futanari now? No, we¡¯re within the dungeon¡¯s domain. In other words, the dungeon¡ Rokuko¡? No no, if that were the case, I would¡¯ve realized something off in thatp pillow. Let¡¯s think a little here. ¡°No, umm¡¡± ¡°Well, it¡¯s just, uhhh.¡± Meat and Shikini looked away in extreme awkwardness. ¡°What, cat got your tongues? ¡ Mai-sama, what happened?¡± ¡°¡ Well, the [Futanaru], it¡ it poured out onto Shikina-sama¡¯s head.¡± Hmm, I see. In other words¡ª ¡°Masteeeeer! I don¡¯t know how to use a peeeeniiiiis!!!!¡± It seems that the disappointing elf got even more disappointing. Chapter 276 It has to do With Beddhism ¡°First off, cut it out with shouting out penis, it¡¯s vulgar.¡± ¡°Sir! Understood¡ umm, then, wh-what should we do, Master?¡± She gazed fixedly at me. ¡ I have no idea, seriously. When I looked away from her to escape her gaze, I saw the freshly-constructed church. Maidence caught my line of sight and looked toward the church. she then looked back at me and spoke. ¡°Khema-sama. Is there anything concerning what to do at times like this in Beddhism?¡± ¡ I see, religion should have doctrine concerning stuff like this, huh. ¡°What would be done ording to White Goddess Faith?¡± ¡°In the event of a problem, the best action to take is to refer to your leader.¡± What a very adventurer-god-like answer. So, in this case, I¡¯d be the leader¡ yep, I am the vige chief. ¡°Let¡¯s see, right¡ In times like this, Beddhism says to sort out the problem and let time take care of it. Urgent matters have to be dealt with quickly. Another point is that it¡¯s very flexible¡ As for who¡¯s at fault, that¡¯s an inconsequential matter for this. If forced, it would say that this was just an unfortunate ident.¡± I patted Maidence and Shikina¡¯s heads. ¡°But then I wouldn¡¯t feel good about it¡¡± ¡°In that case, you could offer reparations. Or perhaps you could prepare a recement?¡± ¡°Ooh, that¡¯s right! I could repay it! But I can¡¯t pay it all back at once, so I will lend the Kukkoro family¡¯s heirloom, the [Godly Mattress], as coteral to Maidence-dono.¡± ¡°I am grateful that you would make amends, but you do not need to deposit any coteral. I trust Kehma-sama, and would never dream of disgracing his pupil by demanding that.¡± ¡°Muu, really? Well, I promise to make amends, even if I have to rely on my family to do so.¡± Huh? Hold up. What¡¯s this about [Godly Mattress]? Can we rewind? ¡°¡ Shikina. What did you just say about coteral? What was the item?¡± ¡°The Kukkoro Family¡¯s heirloom, the [Godly Mattress].¡± ¡°I think I¡¯m mishearing you. I could¡¯ve sworn you said [Godly Mattress].¡± ¡°I did say that though?¡± ¡ Seriously? I didn¡¯t mishear? I wound up suddenly getting information on a piece of the godly beddings. How should I put this¡ is someone ying a joke on me? To be more specific, who¡¯s behind this? Haku-san? Leona? Let¡¯s see, so now I know about the [Godly Pillow] in Sia and the [Godly Mattress] being in the Kukkoro family¡¯s possession¡ And Leona has the [Godly Comforter]. Rokuko has a duplicate of it and Leona¡¯s currently gone to who knows where, so I can ignore her. ¡°Hmm¡ Shikina. Err, do you have the [Godly Mattress] here with you now?¡± ¡°I do. I was appointed its warden by my father, so I bring it with me everywhe¡ª¡ ah, that¡¯s a secret! Please pretend that you heard nothing.¡± Shikina easily let go important information. She¡¯s not doing it on purpose at least. No, maybe she is¡? But I mean, it¡¯s Shikina, so maybe it¡¯s just something natural? ¡ I¡¯ve got nothing to lose, so maybe I¡¯ll try seeing if I could borrow it. ¡°¡ Alright. I will give you money to pay your reparations with. Mai-sama, how much?¡± ¡°Umm, I¡¯ll check with father.¡± ¡°Please do. So, Shikina. You must entrust coteral with me¡ to be precise, the [Godly Mattress]. Lend it.¡± ¡°¡ Umm, did I mishear?¡± ¡°No. Lend it.¡± ¡°Muu. Master, what do you intend to do with the [Godly Mattress]?¡± ¡°Well.¡± I pointed at the church with my thumb. ¡°I want to decorate Beddhism¡¯s altar with it to attract people. Also, I want to try sleeping with the [Godly Mattress].¡± ¡°It¡¯s refreshing to hear you say it so directly¡! In that case, Master, alright. I will lend it to you!¡± ¡°Are you sure?¡± Hearing her say alright so easily, I identally asked back out of reflex. ¡°It¡¯s alright. However, you absolutely must not lose it. It is an heirloom after all.¡± ¡°It will be thoroughly protected.¡± ¡°Then I will hand it to youter.¡± I know that I was the one to give it a shot, but it felt way too simple. Is this a trap? It wouldn¡¯t be out of ce for this to be a trap. Definitely not. I¡¯ll be careful¡ ah, I should get a church manager before that, huh? With 1,000 DP. ¡°Alright, then I¡¯ll be heading back.¡± ¡°W-w-wa-wait, Master! The problem¡¯s still not fixed!¡± Even though I started to think about a manager for the church and went to return to my room, Shikina restrained me. ¡°What, the medicine will be reimbursed right? What else is there?¡± ¡°Uh, what about m-my p-penis? Master, I want you to teach me how to use it¡¡± ¡°I will provide you with diaperster. That way you¡¯ll be able to pee yourself as much as you need until you can figure it out yourself.¡± ¡°Diapers!? M-Master, really, diapers would be very shameful for me! Ah, but if Master likes that kind of thing, I won¡¯t hold back.¡± Why¡¯s she blushing like that now? I seriously don¡¯t have that fetish. ¡°¡ Oh well, talk to Setsuna about the thing between your legs then. Don¡¯t ask me.¡± ¡°Eh? Why Setsuna-dono?¡± ¡°Well¡ª¡± Because she¡¯s a futanari¡ªis what I¡¯d started to answer with, but then I remembered that me knowing what was up with Setsuna¡¯s sex didn¡¯t make any sense. Setsuna is generally considered a female. Me knowing about what Setsuna actually is is due to me stealthily using [Super Transformation] and hearing about it as [Euma]. ¡°¡ªI mean, well, it has to do with Beddhism. Yeah, it has to do with Beddhism.¡± ¡°Really?¡± ¡°Yeah. It came to me in a dreamst night. It said relying on Setsuna was alright, so it definitely had to be a prophetic dream. Also, her younger sister Nayuta is an alchemist, so maybe she might know something about the drug.¡± ¡°A prophetic dream!? I¡¯ll ask her then!¡± Saying that, Shikina ran to the inn. Phew, I tricked her. ¡°Kehma-sama, umm¡ I am extremely sorry for this, but I will prepare another as soon as possible so that the engagement can continue as nned.¡± ¡°No, rather, I don¡¯t remember ever saying anything about requiring a drug for an engagement?¡± ¡°Yes, I understand that.¡± ¡°And the promise was only for a month, did you still need to borrow a fiance¡¯s name? I¡¯d require an extension charge, you know?¡± ¡°¡ Hmm. In that case, Kehma-sama, how about we, the Sia family, lend you the [Godly Pillow] for a time as payment?¡± Eh, are you sure?¡ªis what I almost asked. This conversation took waaaay too good of a turn. ¡ What¡¯s going on? Did something happen? Or maybe¡ no way, is this a Beddhism Miracle!? Chapter 277 A Very Beddhism Baptism As a result of loaning the godly beddings, Maidence said that she wanted to take a look at the church. ¡ It still doesn¡¯t have a caretaker yet though¡ ah, maybe I could get people to do it so I won¡¯t have to spend DP? As I thought about that, I guided Maidence to the church. Meat and Ichika came along too. So did Maidence¡¯s escort maid. ¡°So this is Beddhism¡¯s church¡ It¡¯s considerably different than a chuch for the White Goddess Faith.¡± ¡°It¡¯s embarrassing for you to see it without any furnishings due to it being so new, but¡ oh, how about it? Want a holy symbol?¡± ¡°No, I will not convert from the White Goddess Faith.¡± ¡°What, you can believe in Beddhism as a subreligion. No one¡¯ll even force you to apply the doctine either.¡± ¡°S-subreligion? What¡¯s that?¡± Ah, I should¡¯ve exined starting at that, huh. I then exined it to her, cherry-picking the best parts. By the way, it¡¯s not like you have to have a holy symbol to be a believer. As an advantage of being a subreligion, it doesn¡¯t matter even if you use another religion¡¯s holy symbol to pray, all that matters is that you love resting. ¡°¡ I see. So in other words, one could believe in Beddhism while still holding faith in White Goddess-sama.¡± ¡°Well, it¡¯s not impossible. I would rmend Beddhism to anyone who sleeps, but it wouldn¡¯t force anyone away from other religions.¡± ¡°Oh, how nice. The holy kingdom¡¯s Light God¡¯s Decree is so overbearing that it¡¯s frightening¡ by the way, does Kuro-sama follow Beddhism as well?¡± ¡°Yes, the same as Goshujin-sama.¡± Looks like Meat¡¯s joined Beddhism too. Rather, I¡¯d feel bad if she didn¡¯t join. What about Ichika? She believes in Food God Ishidaka though. ¡°I¡¯ll join too, then. It¡¯s important to have the same beliefs as your fiance.¡± ¡°Ooh, thank you very much.¡± Follower GET! ¡°Well then, please baptize me¡ oh, will there be a priesting?¡± ¡°Oh, it may be forward of me, I am responsible for that.¡± ¡°Kehma-sama, you have priest qualifications as well?¡± ¡°Just for Beddhism.¡± So priests need something like that? ¡ Well, I am the rule for Beddhism. If I say it¡¯s OK, so does Beddhism. In other words, there¡¯s no problem in me saying I¡¯m a priest of Beddhism. If you think I¡¯m lying, go ahead and contact Beddhism. Contact me. ¡°Mea¡ª¡ Kuro hasn¡¯t had a baptism yet either huh, let¡¯s take the chance to do it. Please repeat after me¡ I am Beddhism.¡± ¡°I am Beddhism.¡± ¡°I am Beddhism.¡± ¡°I¡¯m Beddhism too~¡± Ichika snuck hers in. ¡°Alright, now you¡¯re Beddhists. Get some sleep, good night.¡± ¡°¡ Eh? Th-That¡¯s all?¡± Maidence was confused. Yeah? Is anything else needed? ¡°Are other religions different?¡± ¡°Well, yes, like being doused with holy water and reciting verses¡ then doing a ceremony where you wash your limbs.¡± ¡°Hmm.¡± I was thinking that people would like it more if entering the faith was simple, but maybe they¡¯d prefer more of a ceremonial performance? In that case, maybe I should do something based on the Beddhist Scriptures¡ ¡°Let¡¯s pray, then. I will use my Sleepsword Siesta.¡± ¡°Is it a holy object?¡± I pulled out my beloved sword, Siesta. Although Maidence¡¯s Maid-san suddenly took a battle stance and pulled out a dagger, I continued without paying any mind. ¡°This is a holy sword capable of bestowing sleep. It has the effect of bringing sleep to its surroundings upon being given magical power. Ah, if falling asleep would cause you stress, Maid-san, I rmend moving a little further away¡ Yeah, that¡¯s far enough.¡± ¡°I see. So you must endure the sleepiness and pray?¡± ¡°No, you don¡¯t need to endure it. Just sleep. That is Beddhism.¡± It¡¯d be dangerous to fall asleep standing up, so I had the three of them sit down first. ¡°Alright then, let¡¯s recite the Beddhist Scriptures Please close your eyes and repeat after me¡ Waan Sheeepe. 1¡± ¡°¡±¡± Waan Sheeepe. ¡°¡±¡± ¡°Tooo Sheeepe.¡± ¡°¡±¡± Tooo Sheeepe. ¡°¡±¡± The three of them repeated the way I counted sheep with an extraordinarily bad pronunciation¡ perfectly. Are they actually hearing it as Japanese sounds? No way, did I just discover a hole in Trantion Function-san? ¡°¡ Excuse me, Kehma-sama? What does this scripture mean?¡± ¡°This is a charm to bring about sleep. [Sheeepe] means [Thing that brings sleep], it¡¯s appearing is generally akin to a sheep. [One] and [Two] are for counting how many there are¡ Normally, one would continue counting until they fall asleep, but for now, we will just count until ten to finish it.¡± ¡°I see¡ so then, three Sheeepe, four Sheeepe¡2¡± After this, I¡¯ll have to write 99% of the scriptures concerning Sheeepe, huh. ¡ By the way, since I created the scriptures with [Create Golem], I can change the order of pages or insert pagester as needed. Right now, it¡¯s like a notebook that¡¯s about as thick as a pillow. Some might call it bluffing or something, but it¡¯s important to be big enough to be used as a pillow if needed. Such is the way of Beddhism! Thickness bringing easier sleep is important! ¡ Whoops, I should use Siesta here soon. I¡¯d used it to fall asleep yesterday too, so it was out of magical power. I put some into Siesta¡ fuuuah, I¡¯m tired. It¡¯s working. ¡°K-Kehma-sama. I¡¯m starting to feel tired¡!¡± ¡°Me too¡ Fuaaah, aah¡. tired¡¡± ¡°Five Sheeepe¡ six Sheeepe¡¡± ¡°Kuaah¡¡± Meat and Maidence continued counting Sheeepe. Ichika was sleeping. She was using her arms on the desk as a pillow. ¡°Umu, that¡¯s great. Good Night.¡± ¡°Kehma-sama, what does Good Night mean?¡± Huh? So that¡¯s excluded from Trantion Function-san now too? It really is spell-like, I guess. ¡°Good Night is something you use before you sleep, it¡¯s like a prayer. It means to have a good night¡¯s sleep.¡± ¡°I see¡¡± ¡°It¡¯s important that the meaning is that, you can use it when you¡¯d go to bed normally and use it as a quick prayer.¡± ¡°Hmm, so it¡¯s easy to pray in normal, everyday life, huh¡? Good Night.¡± ¡°Good Night¡ ffff¡¡± Ah, Meat¡¯s sleeping now too. I want to sleep too¡ as the priest, I have to stay awake right now, so let¡¯s get Maidence to fall asleep so I can as well. Let¡¯s quickly turn [ckout Resistance] ON¡ Now I shouldn¡¯t be able to fall asleep. Rather, not being able to fall asleep even when you¡¯re feeling drowsy is a living hell yaknow!? Seriously, [ckout Resistance] is a horrid skill. ¡°Nine¡ Sheeepe¡ n, nn¡ sss¡¡± ¡°¡ Good Night.¡± Maidence fell asleep too. She couldn¡¯t even make it to ten with Siesta here, huh¡ I¡¯ma go to sleep now, too. I took a good seat, turned OFF [ckout Resistance], and entrusted my body to this overwhelming drowsiness. The Beddhism Church was filled with warm sunlight. I really did make afortable ce to sleep in. Alright, night¡ Fuaaah. Chapter 278 Rokuko¡¯s Plot Maidence had joined the faith. A little while after I woke up, the Maid-san used [Cleanup] on the drool-covered desk and picked up the sleeping Maidence and carried her away. Later on¡ª ¡°I slept so soundly¡ Beddhism is amazing. I will rmend it to father as well.¡± ¡ªI received Maidence¡¯s seal of approval, but she didn¡¯t say anything about whether or not she would have a manager sent along with the pillow. Now that she¡¯d entered the faith, she did say she would lend me the [Godly Pillow]. By the way, she also said to please not use it¡ grah. However, she didn¡¯t say anything about where it should be ced¡ is she cing her full trust in our crime prevention? Now then, my promise with Rokuko¡ the thing about me figuring out the church¡¯s manager problem with no more than 1000 DP¡ªhasn¡¯t progressed in the least. Which is why I still haven¡¯t even used a single DP, but I have no idea. Still though, if it¡¯s about economizing on DP, I already know what to do. I could use [Create Golem] to do something about it as usual, but where the heck should I get the person who¡¯ll actually be the manager? Just leaving a golem to be the manager is out of the question. Managers need to be able to listen to someone¡¯s story and correspond as needed. Golems just don¡¯t have the intelligence required for that. In that case, I have no choice but to recruit someone that¡¯s already here. It should work out if I have the person utilize the golems as their hands and legs. In that case, the possible candidates are¡ª ¡°¡ Meat, Rei¡ Ichika too I guess? Then¡ª¡± I thought about who would be best fit for the job given that golems would handle the misceneous duties. For Meat, she¡¯d be good since she was already something of a mascot for the vige and people liked her, but that was it. She was much too young to act as a manager for a facility that outsiders would being to visit as well. For Ichika, she has a silver tongue so she could probably get us to have more believers, but she¡¯s not like a nun at all. There¡¯s also the fact that she seems like someone who¡¯d embezzle funds to gamble with if it weren¡¯t for the fact she¡¯s a ve¡ that might actually be useful for an end of the century church1, but not for the first church of a new religion. And for Rei¡ she¡¯d probably be able to do it easily. Well, she is a vampire. That is, an undead-type. I don¡¯t know about a church¡¯s manager being an undead¡ but I guess it¡¯s a trivial problem seeing as how people assume she¡¯s human? Rather,pared to how the empire¡¯s leaders are basically all monsters, it¡¯s barely a problem at all. ¡°I guess Rei really is the most fit for the job right now¡ Alright, let¡¯s make Rei the manager. Case closed!¡± Well, after taking a bit to think about it, I didn¡¯t even need to use a single DP. * ¡°Nope. Rei has massage reservationsing in a month in advance already.¡± My n was quickly rejected by Rokuko. ¡°¡ Seriously? Then I¡¯ll just wait to start it up for real for a month.¡± ¡°Nope to that too. Maidence has already been talking quite a bit about Beddhism. Even if the church weren¡¯t already here, it¡¯s the talk of the town.¡± Crap. Maybe I should have went slower in building it and took my time¡? ¡°Hey, Kehma. I already know a very wonderful solution. Do you want me to tell you?¡± ¡°¡ What is it?¡± ¡°Kehma, you can just be the manager. That, or you can just obediently give up, summon a monster, and do what I say. What¡¯ll you do?¡± Rokuko grinned. ¡ No way. No way. Did¡ did Rokuko just tell me to choose between [Work] and [Doing One Thing She Tells Me]? ¡°Fufufu, Kehma? It¡¯s a great suggestion right?¡± ¡°Could it be¡ that you¡¯re going to reject any other idea I give?¡± ¡°Of course not, nothing like that. I would never reject a perfectly wonderful idea¡ you would have to work otherwise, right?¡± Rokuko figured out how to deal with me!? She figured it out and she¡¯spelling me to choose!? ¡°¡ R-Rokuko, haven¡¯t you¡ haven¡¯t you been acting weirdtely? Are you real?¡± ¡°And haven¡¯t you been impolite recently!?¡± ¡°You definitely had to have eaten something strange¡ ah! Could it be the dungeon? The dungeon¡¯s been developing, so your brain¡¯s getting bigger too!¡± ¡°I don¡¯t understand what you¡¯re trying to say, but I have heard that cores grow smarter depending on howplex their dungeons are.¡± ¡°I can¡¯t imagine your recent progress is at that level though¡¡± I stealthily took out a lie detecting magic tool. ¡°Rokuko, please say that you¡¯re the real Rokuko again.¡± ¡°How rude! I am the real Rokuko! Are you happy now!?¡± The magic tool didn¡¯t light up red. However, this magic tool won¡¯t activate if the person saying it truly believes it¡ ¡°I am a growing woman, Kehma¡ fufu.¡± ¡°Y-Yeah.¡± Rokuko smiled with augh and struck a pose. Ah, yeah, she¡¯s the real thing. What a relief~ ¡ Wait, I still have no idea what I¡¯m going to do about getting a manager¡ I¡¯ll have to do something quick or I¡¯m going to have to do it. Chapter 279 Negotiating With the Subi If things keep up and Rokuko¡¯s plot works out I¡¯m going to have to work or do any one thing Rokuko tells me to. I¡¯ve gotta do something. First off, three of the vige¡¯s adventurers showed up while I was working out my n in the church, so I baptized them. ¡ But seriously, I was told it was best for there to be a bit extra to it so I had them perform the Sheepe counting ceremony (nap). There were two more people when I woke up for some reason, but I guess they just wanted to join the religion too. It¡¯s pretty easy to get more followers, huh¡ it¡¯s still just the second day. Well then, I was thinking about it while sleeping, but¡ honestly, I just have to attract people who don¡¯t have jobs or anything to do. In other words, me¡ªnot! I¡¯m too busy doing my job¡¯s required sleeping. I have them, those girls who keep ying around carving those kokeshi dolls as a side-job in the dungeon! Yeah, I¡¯m going to put those subi to work! ¡°Which is why I was going to turn up there in front of Subus Vige, but when I thought about about it, I¡¯d only met them as a golem. So having them work at the church in the vige would be a bit much, yeah?¡± ¡°I suppose~. So why¡¯d you bring me too, then~?¡± I sent Nerune, who¡¯d been busy working on magic formations in herboratory, to do it. To be my negotiator, of course. ¡°I was thinking about having you act as the [Person on the Dungeon¡¯s Side].¡± ¡°So you want me to deal with it all~. I don¡¯t mind though~¡± I¡¯d already told Setsuna and Nayuta that Neruna was the dungeon¡¯s spy, so I figured it was best to keep my points of contact limited as much as possible. ¡°Alright, turn on the messenger golem. I¡¯ll operate it from here through the monitor. Right, please refer to the golem as Euma-sama.¡± ¡°Kaaay~, here we go~¡± Answering frivolously, Nerune led the ck golem I put there into Subus Vige. I watched through the monitor from behind the scenes. ¡°Excuse me~¡± ¡°An intruder! Let¡¯s have some fun andmemorate the second time it¡¯s happened and¡ªwait, hmmm? Isn¡¯t that Golem-sama?¡± [Hey, you seem energetic. I¡¯ve brought some work today.] ¡°Work!? Allow me to send for Suira, then!¡± The subus ran inter Suira¡¯s room in the far back. Suira came out immediately after. ¡°Sorry to have kept you waiting, Golem-san. I¡¯m told that you¡¯re here about work¡ªdoes it have to do with that girl with you?¡± [She isn¡¯t entirely unrted, but I want to ask you a question first. You know about the vige outside of the dungeon?¡± Suira nodded. Well, Suira was originally trying to build a brothel there after all. [A church has been constructed in it. So I want a few of you to work as sisters there.] ¡°Sisters? Us?¡± [Correct. You would pass as humans with the proper clothing, right?] I briefly exined Beddhism to her. About how it was a religion that valued and emphasized rest. About how I wanted them to work as sisters in the church. About how I would reward (pay) the workers¡ Ah, I n to use whatever alms or offerings the church gets for their wages. I¡¯d pay our inn employees whether or not we had customers, though. [Do you have any problems with that? Not being able to dress like that, or something?] ¡°¡ We would be alright wearing clothes, but wouldn¡¯t sisters that aren¡¯t well-known or have connections with it be sent away?¡± [Oh, don¡¯t worry about that. I have a cooperator there. It¡¯ll be taken care of if you have this girl here introduce you.] I exchanged looks with Nerune. She smiled. ¡°I see, so that¡¯s were this girles in, then?¡± ¡°I¡¯ve already infiltrated the inn~. Aah~, honestly~, the church needs so much help it¡¯d even settle for goblins¡¯ help~, I just have to say you¡¯re apprentice sistersing to help~¡± [Beddhism generally wouldn¡¯t have any problems even if you said you wanted to take a nap, so it will be alright. So then, how many of you could go?] I was prepared to purchase the sister outfits costing 200 DP per set. It came with a hat so it would even hide their horns. Oh, maybe I could insist they have the blood of sheep-type beastkin in them? Eh, they can withdraw their wings and horns? Subi are amazing¡ ¡°¡ What¡¯s to say she won¡¯t betray us?¡± [I guarantee she won¡¯t. She is a dungeon monster, after all. Named, at that.] ¡°I~ am called Nerune~, an apprentice witch~¡ I mean, isn¡¯t it more likely you¡¯d betray us~? Really~¡± ¡°¡ I see. No, we will not betray you. Even if we did, it would only be after informing you. We are not under the dungeon¡¯s control, but we are indebted to you.¡± Ah, there¡¯s the possibility that they¡¯ll have to betray me, huh. They have other people they¡¯re indebted to, like Leona. Suira thought for a moment, then gave her answer. ¡°In that case though, everyone.¡± Whoops. Including Michiru, there are ten subi¡ that¡¯d be over budget. [¡ What about Subus Vige?] ¡°I just mean that we can all go, the number actually going would depend on how many would be employed.¡± [Err, I mean, are you that tired of living here?] ¡°Honestly, this area is peaceful and that¡¯s nice, but¡ there aren¡¯t any people here, so there is a shortage of vitality essence in the air. I hasn¡¯t influenced us yet, but sooner orter there should be someone whose health deteriorates¡ I was thinking about consulting you about it before it happened, though.¡± What, subi needed something like that? Ites from people, so maybe it¡¯s like a subtype of DP or something? [You¡¯d been alright so far though?] ¡°We were somewhat near to human viges, as well as having Leona-sama with us¡ she was able to supply us more than enough all by herself. She is erotic. Super erotic. As the incarnation of eroticism, she could easily supply even a hundred subi herself.¡± Seriously, Leona is crazy. Compared to her, Shikina¡¯s just some girl who¡¯s heard about sex through the grapevine. She just has a big mouth, I guess. [Then¡ should I send over goblins to, err¡?] ¡°Geh, that would be ast resort. It¡¯s like if we were starving and that was our only choice, some of us would choose to die¡ And I don¡¯t want Michiru to taste that¡¡± Suira¡¯s face looked like she swallowed something bitter¡ Yep, goblins are really disgusting. ¡°Which is why I would appreciate us going to the vige. I am still uneasy about it, though.¡± [Hmm. Then by having everyone go, perhaps we could enact a system of shifts¡?] It¡¯ll be fine to have them use the back door foring and going¡ and if it¡¯s not a rush, I could even have the Dyne Company order the sister outfits. Let¡¯s go with it not being a problem to rush five outfits. [Then for now, I¡¯ll prepare five sister outfits for you. Please share them.] ¡°Michiru¡¯s size wouldn¡¯t match others¡¯. Is it alright for her to keep a set for herself?¡± [Sure, negotiationplete. I will prepare the outfits and have Nerune deliver them. Please make sure there are five people ready to head into the vige.] ¡°Yeah. And please make one of those sets a child¡¯s.¡± [I understand.] With that, Nerune and I temporarily left Subus Vige. * ¡°Ooh, so they are Beddhist apprentice sisters? Wee.¡± ¡°That¡¯s right, Maste¡ª¡ Priest-sama~¡± I was talking to Nerune at the Beddhism gathering. Behind her were the five apprentice sisters (Subi). Nerune introduced Suira and the other subi as Beddhist apprentice sisters that came from another town. And I was the priest who would amiably ept them. Yep, it¡¯s a farce! Obviously, as Beddhism is still unknown to basically any other vige. But the subi, believing the lie, were relieved. Some of them were looking at me with passionate gazes though¡ I wonder if subi find clergymen tasty? ¡°Umm~, there¡¯s five others that aren¡¯t here right now~, but could you ept all of them~? It¡¯s fine if they can onlye five at a time~¡± ¡°Hmm? So they¡¯remuting or something? Guess they¡¯re living somewhere. Would the five be staying at the church in shifts be fine?¡± ¡°Yeah yeah~. Ah, but they¡¯re only apprentices so they still don¡¯t know much about Beddhism~, is that alright~?¡± ¡°Of course. As the scripture says, [Everyone has an equal right to Rest], Beddhism epts all. Besides, we are short on manpower right now¡ it seems as though they have their circumstances, but I will rest my eyes on that matter. One wouldn¡¯t be able to sleep soundly if they worried about each and every matter.¡± I looked to Suira and addressed her. She¡¯s as beautiful as ever¡ for such a beautiful sister to be a subus¡ yep, we¡¯re going to get a lot more people. ¡°Err, Suira, was it? You are the representative of the apprentice sisters, I take it?¡± ¡°Yes. Thank you very much for your hospitality, Priest-sama¡ Good Night.¡± Suira awkwardly brought her hands before her chest and prayed. Come to think of it, the subi were supposed to have erased my memory huh. Perhaps I should tease them a little to make them keep their distance a bit? ¡°¡ Oh? Have we met somewhere before?¡± ¡°Eh!? No, no, we haven¡¯t!¡± ¡°Hmm¡ was it just my imagination? No, I feel like I¡¯ve met you¡ well, alright. And you, littledy, nice to meet you¡ I think?¡± ¡°Fueh!? Ah, umm, nice to meet you, Vige Chief-san!?¡± ¡°M-Michiru. This is Priest-sama. Priest-sama, alright?¡± ¡°Hah hah hah, I¡¯m also the vige¡¯s chief, she can call me whichever she prefers. You don¡¯t need to be so polite either, you can talk however¡¯s easiest for you.¡± Now they shouldn¡¯t want to be involved with me any more than necessary. They might figure out what¡¯s going on if I¡¯m not careful interacting with them, after all. ¡°Let me guide you through the church, this way please.¡± With that, I seeded in making the subi be the sisters managing the church. See that, Rokuko? Things won¡¯t go how you¡¯re nning! ¡ Well, honestly,pared to doing work, hearing whatever Rokuko¡¯s wanting wouldn¡¯t be much right? Chapter 280 Knight Leader Sally-san, Leaving I was sitting across from Sally-san, the first knight order leader, in the parlor. It was just us. Not in a sexy way at all though. It was more like I was a student who got a call from their teacher to help them. Apparently, Sally, who¡¯d been having a rtively thin presence since arriving here¡ was investigating things about me and those around me. ¡°Maaan, that bath is great. The bed too¡ I¡¯d like to stay two, no three more days, but I think I¡¯ll have to move on to my next stop here soon¡ Coincidentally, Kehma-san, you¡¯ve made something pretty interesting, haven¡¯t you?¡± ¡°¡ Huh¡ªO-Oh, yeah, I just went¡ and built a church.¡± ¡°Hoh, a church¡ªone for the White Goddess Faith?¡± ¡°¡ No. Beddhism.¡± ¡°Is that so? Beddhism. I don¡¯t think I¡¯ve heard of that one before? ording to what I¡¯ve heard, its scripture came from the dungeon?¡± Yep, so she¡¯s here to ask about what¡¯s up with the religion even though she already knows. Definitely. Ah, yeah, I get it, so uhh, SORRY. ¡°¡ Yeah. I made it myself a few days ago.¡± ¡°Is that so? I¡¯ll have to report that to Haku-sama.¡± ¡°¡ Oh yeaaah, I didn¡¯t tell her about it, did I? Thanks for that.¡± It could be solved straight away by us using the [White Beach (Hotline)], but this is way too good of a chance to let go. I¡¯ll have her do it. This way, it¡¯ll even dy the report a bit. ¡°I believe that it will work well with the White Goddess Faith, for now at least, but¡ a subreligion? Really, there¡¯s no way we¡¯re going to deal with whatever problems pop from that. Kehma-san, you¡¯ll have to deal with those yourself.¡± ¡°¡ Okay.¡± I understand perfectly well that you¡¯re far from never hearing about it. Well, it¡¯s natural that she¡¯d know at least a bit about it given how the vigers won¡¯t stop talking about it. ¡°Ah, to shift gears a bit, I want to follow up on Shikina Kukkoro1. It seems as though she¡¯s wound up on the receiving end of [Futanaru]? I¡¯ve confirmed it, it looks like the effects are just temporary, but¡¡± ¡°Haah, is there something I should be cautious about for that as well?¡± ¡°Please take good care so that she doesn¡¯t get close to Rokuko-sama. Another of that drug¡¯s effects is a powerful aphrodisiac to make it so that there will definitely be offspring left.¡± ¡°Ah¡ªyeah.¡± Oh, god. Shikina¡¯s going to get even worse¡? Rather, what¡¯s this about confirming something? Confirmed what? What did you confirm? No, let¡¯s stop there. I really don¡¯t want to hear about the boyfriend-having Sally-san doing something to the now-endowed Shikina. ¡°It¡¯s strong enough that you¡¯re better off restraining her until the effect ends.¡± ¡°Hahahah¡ I¡¯ll consider it.¡± By the way, I¡¯ve only been face-to-face with Shikina and it one time since it appeared. She¡¯s pretty much kept to being locked in her room since having Setsuna teach her how to use it. I have no idea what she¡¯s doing. None. Should I also add a lock to the outside of her room and seal her off entirely? ¡°However, you haven¡¯t made a move on the lord¡¯s daughter, nor on Shikina. That was a bit unexpected.¡± ¡°Wait, what?¡± ¡°Oh, nothing. Nothing¡ªnothing at all. Please pay me no mind.¡± Well now that you¡¯re talking to me like that I can¡¯t help it¡ So Maidence and Shikina really were honey traps, huh. Well, it was easy to get that Shikina was. ¡°This is just me talking to myself, but the next one will be thest.¡± ¡°Thest?¡± ¡°Hmm? Oh my, did I say something? Yeah, so you¡¯re going to stick with the talking to yourself thing? ¡ Well, I guess that means there¡¯ll be another honey traping. OK, I get it. But there¡¯s also something I don¡¯t get. Why did Sally-san tell me that? Did Haku-san tell her to? Or did she decide to on her own¡? If Haku-san told her to, there¡¯s a chance there won¡¯t be any more and she¡¯s just bluffing, or heck, there might even be two or more. If she decided to tell me on her own, then¡ no, I really don¡¯t get why Sally-san would tell me. Seeing me look puzzled, Sally-sanughed lightly and stood from her seat. ¡°Fufu, well then, that¡¯s all¡ Sincerely, please don¡¯t be a bad thing for Rokuko-sama. Also, I will be reporting the matter of you resting on herp. ¡°¡ Okay.¡± I-Impossible! Where¡¯d that get out from!? Was there a fly on the wall monitoring us or something!? Rokuko might have¡ no way! At any rate, Sally-san and her boyfriend left the inn arm-in-arm. Rokuko came to see them off, so I had Shikina wait in her room. Also, the person who told Sally-san was Rokuko. The heck¡ ¡°Kehma, aren¡¯t you misunderstanding Haku Ane-sama? She¡¯s kind.¡± ¡°To you, sure! She¡¯s tough on me¡¡± ¡°But there¡¯s nothing to worry about if you don¡¯t do anything bad, right?¡± ¡°To Haku-san, doing anything with you is something I have to be careful of, let alonep pillows or sleeping together.¡± ¡°¡ R-Really¡? It¡¯s fine, I wanted to do it, after all.¡± It¡¯d be fine if I didn¡¯t care about my life, sure. ¡°Come to think of it, you managed to prepare managers for the church, didn¡¯t you? At exactly 1000 DP, even.¡± ¡°Yeah, I put those subi to work. You give up now?¡± ¡°¡ It wasn¡¯t like it was a contest or anything though? But Kehma, did you know?¡± ¡°Hmm? Know what?¡± ¡°I said that you could use up to 1000 DP. You used 1000 DP, so¡ you lose?¡± ¡°¡ Eh?¡± I looked at the menu. The remaining DP out of the 1000 DP disy¡ was 0 DP. ¡ This is that, isn¡¯t it? It¡¯s not that there¡¯s no funds left, it¡¯s like when your remaining HP hits 0 and you die¡ª ¡°Seriously¡?¡± ¡°Seriously. Err, well, Kehma? You¡¯re going to take my request, right?¡± Rokuko keep ncing to and away from me shyly¡ Haah, oh well. It¡¯s my fault. ¡°¡ What do you want me to do?¡± ¡°¡ ¡! N-Not yet! Now¡¯s no good, not now. It¡¯s still bright out! Ah, but would it be bad in the day? I have to clean up the suite!¡± Saying that, Rokuko rushed back into the inn with a bright red face. Rokuko, the heck are you nning to have me do? ¡ It¡¯s probably something like having us sleep together in the suite. Yeah. Now then, let¡¯s see how far the construction of Maidence¡¯s house ising along~ By the way, that night, Rokuko gave me a bunny suit. She¡¯d bought it with DP. I tried stretching it out, it looked to be properly sized for a man. ¡ Eh? Wear this? Who would want that!? Wait, Rokuko does!? What the heck kind of interest does Rokuko have¡ wasn¡¯t it just her goblin fetish¡? The mystery deepens. ¡ Eh? I seriously have to wear it? Chapter 281 Extra: The Church in Our Vige (1) I¡¯m Robou1. I live in Golen and I¡¯m a poor adventurer. I arrived in Golenst winter. I heard that you could capture iron golems in the dungeon here so I came to make some money. Then next thing I knew I¡¯d gotten a field and settled down permanently. I was originally the fifth son of a farmer, so I¡¯ve always longed for my own field. The first born son seeded all of the family¡¯s fields, so rather than being used like some ve, I became an adventurer¡ which is why I never thought in my wildest dreams that I¡¯d get a field of my own, let alone one so close to a dungeon. I¡¯m so moved. Whoops, there¡¯s a weed growing there. Crops grow quickly this close to a dungeon, but that also causes weeds to pop up quicker so I gotta make sure to get rid of them fast. I also wound up being a farmer. Really, that fact makes me smile. After acquiring my field, I found myself going for goblins to be fertilizer for my field rather than caring about iron golems. Sometimes when I¡¯m feeling extravagant I¡¯ll form a temporary party with the the other viger-cum-adventurers to hunt iron golems, but that¡¯s about it. When I was done with daily maintenance and didn¡¯t have anything really to do other than overlooking my field, Zun and Doko came over and talked to me. ¡°Heya, Robou. Lookin¡¯ over yer field again are ya?¡± ¡°If you like your field so much you should just marry it!¡± ¡°Shaddup. You guys¡¯re always gushing over my field, and I would if I could, I love my field!¡± Weughed it out together. These two are fellowrades who got fields in Golen. They¡¯re also people I form a party with often. They¡¯re good guys with good personalities. ¡°Hey, I¡¯m gonna go hunt iron golems here in a bit, wanna join?¡± ¡°I feel like drinking a ton of alcohol today. It¡¯d be great if ya¡¯de too, Robou.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll go. I have some free time for it, what about the cart?¡± ¡°Zun¡¯s prepared it, ya just need to bring yer stuff.¡± ¡°Sure thing.¡± Heading back into my house for a moment, I pulled out my equipment. I hadn¡¯t been neglecting to maintain them either, so my preparations were done in a sh. ¡°Gonna pray today?¡± ¡°Obviously.¡± With that, we headed to a certain somewhere before heading into the dungeon. It was a clean building with white walls and a blue roof. The church. A Beddhism church abruptly appeared in Golen¡ªit seems like it was amission sent out to a mage Vige Chief Kehma knows, ording to him¡ªand it¡¯s already an indispensable existence for this vige. Reason: You¡¯re able to encounter iron golems after praying to Beddhism. Reason: Reciting the scriptures in the church cures insomnia. Reason: The sisters are so, so, so pretty that they leave you feeling oddly refreshed. It¡¯s especially effective for insomnia and sleeplessness in general. I hear that even Sia¡¯s lord converted to Beddhism. Maybe thanks to that, Beddhism¡¯s started spreading through Sia. Simrly, I¡¯m also a Beddhist. I already followed the very adventurer-ish White Goddess Faith, but it¡¯s a sub-religion so I went and started believing in Beddhism too. I¡¯ve felt better since I started praying to Beddhism so nowadays it¡¯s turned into my preferred one. At any rate, I pray to Beddhism before I go to sleep and all I need to do is say [Good Night], that¡¯s all. We don¡¯t even actually have to say it. Furthermore, even me just grinning at my field is praying to Beddhism, it¡¯s basically the best religion for me. We passed through the church¡¯s doors. The interior held a clean and calm atmosphere with warm light streaming through the colored ss windows. It felt faintly tender, with just enough humidity that it didn¡¯t feel dry. A breeze swam through the church, ruffling the air and dispersing just enough of the built-up heat on our bodies. The room felt so carefree that we all let out yawns before we¡¯d even had a chance to stop ourselves. There were several Beddhists in the church, sleeping with books held in their hands. ¡ The books they were reading were all free of charge, so generous. I think Vige Chief Kehma donated them? Just then, a sister walked over to us. The head sister, Suira-san. Her pink-colored hair shook buoyantly, her great scent drifting over to us. She was wearing a sister outfit that stood for purity and tidiness, but her sexy body-type wasn¡¯t hidden by it at all. I¡¯m not sure if it was for taking mobility seriously or not, but her skirt had a slit up its side, letting people see her bare legs underneath. How erotic. Her chest shook with a bounce every time she took a step, drawing in my eyes. Her hips and butt were great, so great that it makes me just want to¡ ah! No, no. I¡¯m not some pervert. I¡¯m not the vige chief! ¡°Oh? Robou-san, Zun-san, Doko-san. Are you here to pray?¡± Her erotic voice caressed my ears and sent pleasure down my spine. Honestly, how many people converted just because of Suira-san? Then again, all of the sisters here are attractive. As women. ¡ As sisters too, I guess? I mean, well, everyone (me too) is d for having such young and beautiful sisters. ¡°Yeah, prayers, sister.¡± ¡°Suira-san, you¡¯re looking extra beautiful today.¡± ¡°Oh, here¡¯s an offering from me.¡± With that, Doko cheekily handed the sister a vegetable he grew from his field. ¡°This carrot looks delicious! Thank you very much.¡± Her cheeks blushing, the sister put the carrot to her face as though in love with it as she proceeded to kiss it and touch it lightly. I guess she really loves her vegetables, she must definitely find it delicious. How envious¡ no, nothing. Nothing! Doko, what are you slouching forward for? No, I take it back, I get it. ¡°It looks like you¡¯re all prepared to head into the dungeon, so you¡¯re praying before you head off? If you¡¯re in a rush, would look like today¡¯s to be more informal?¡± ¡°Yeah.¡± We each passed a copper coin to the sister. Although offerings aren¡¯t exactly required, everyone says the blessing is more effective if you give one. A god would rather want to give their divine protection to someone who gives them something than someone who doesn¡¯t, yeah? It giving us an excuse to touch Suira¡¯s hand every time has nothing to do with it at all. ¡°So then¡ let¡¯s work only long enough to ensure that we can sleep well¡ªGood Night.¡± ¡°¡±¡± Good Night ¡°¡±¡± We returned the scripture to the sister, who¡¯d prayed with her hands on her chest. Well, that¡¯s just because today¡¯s was informal. ¡°Have a good day, all of you.¡± ¡°Yeah, we¡¯re off!¡± ¡°Gotta earn some money!¡± ¡°Expect a souvenir, Suira-san.¡± Being sent off by the sister was great. Very great. To the point that I¡¯d love to be weed back each time Ie back to the church. Feeling refreshed, we headed off into the dungeon. Chapter 282 Extra: The Church in Our Vige (2) And so, with the prayer¡¯s effect on us, we hunted an iron golem in safety. As a result of exchanging it to the guild and splitting it three ways, my wallet got pretty fat. ¡°It¡¯s seriously better when we pray!¡± ¡°I can y around for a while now~¡± ¡°Still gotta work the fields though.¡± For me, field work is my life¡¯s work. If I had to choose between that and being an adventurer, I¡¯d choose the field. I¡¯m super fortunate that I can have both at once¡ªnow I just wish I could have a bride. ¡°So, wanna go pray at the church?¡± ¡°Yeahhh, us getting that iron golem was thanks to Beddhism¡¯s help after all.¡± ¡°Zun, you¡¯re just saying that because you wanna see Suira-san, aren¡¯t ya?¡± ¡°What¡¯re you on about, Doko! I just wanna pat Michiru-chan¡¯s head!¡± ¡°You lolicon.¡± Like that, we headed to the church. As for the time, it was in the evening. It closes early since we all sleep at night, but it should still be open now. ¡°Ah, wee~?¡± The small sister, Michiru-chan greeted us. Come to think of it, her child sister outfit has a slit in the skirt too¡ and I heard that the Beddhism sister outfits were all prepared by the vige chief¡ yep. Well, yeah. Guess that¡¯s that, then. Going that far, honestly, I think there¡¯s some respect to be had. Zun patted Michiru-chan¡¯s head as he said he would and handed her an eggnt he was holding on to. Zun, just when did you pick that up¡? ¡°Yaaay~, eggnt~!¡± Michiru-chan rubbed her cheek all over the eggnt¡ªwhat¡¯s this feeling? It feels like I¡¯m witnessing something wrong. Passing our offerings to Michiru-chan, we did the informal prayer. ¡ It feels like giving pocket money to a niece. Calming. ¡°Well now we¡¯re gonna head off to the bar for a drink, youin¡¯ too Robou?¡± ¡°Nah, I¡¯m gonna pray a bit more. I want to read a book.¡± ¡°Sure, suit yourself. We¡¯re off then.¡± Saying that, I broke off from Zun and Doko. They¡¯re a great pair I can talk to easily. I borrowed a book rted to agriculture from the bookshelf and sat back into a chair. I can¡¯t read much since reading¡¯s so difficult, but as an adventurer, I can manage enough to figure out what¡¯s on amission slip. Moreover, this [Tranted Edition: Ichika] book has lots of memos written by an adventurer, so it¡¯s easy to ready. ¡ What¡¯s this? Fertilizer, flour made from grinding shells, into the field¡ heeh, shell powder can be used as a fertilizer? So it¡¯s not just goblins? Maybe I¡¯ll try it out with the next merchant heading to Pavuera? I continued reading the book. It was very good¡ but I guess the day¡¯s fatigue was building up, since I started dozing and¡ª ¡ªah! I wound up falling asleep. I hurriedly used [Cleanup] on the book and desk I drooled a bit on to. I don¡¯t know if it was made of anything special, but the book cleaned up very nicely¡ that was dangerous, there¡¯s no way I could pay to rece the book. With that, a cloth fell down. It looks like one got put on me. ¡°You were praying zealously, Robou-san.¡± Suira-san stood next to me with a gentle smile. ¡°¡ Umm, Suira-san, this cloth, did you¡?¡± ¡°Yes, I put it on you so that you wouldn¡¯t catch a cold¡ You have an adorable sleeping face.¡± She saw my sleeping face? I didn¡¯t think much of my party members seeing my sleeping face, but just thinking about Suira-san seeing it is a bit embarrassing. The sun had already set, it was night out. It was a time that the church should have already closed. ¡°Sorry for causing you trouble thiste.¡± ¡°No, nothing of the sort! If you¡¯d like, you could continue sleeping a little longer?¡± ¡ Suira-san smiled, looking almost¡ disappointed? Suddenly, I was reminded of a child caught red handed eating a treat¡ªno, what am I thinking? It¡¯s gotta be my imagination. But there¡¯s no way Suira-san would do something like that, right? ¡°¡ªCome to think of it, did you know that this church has a private room?¡± ¡°A private¡ room?¡± When I asked back, Suira-san smiled gently. ¡°Yes, a ce for Beddhists to calm down and pray one by one¡ªah, of course since it¡¯s Beddhism praying, that means to have a nice long rest, but¡ªit¡¯s a room like an inn room. There¡¯s even a key to lock it from the inside, of course.¡± Suira-san smiled. Then, she put her face close to my ear as though to whisper. My ear suddenly felt ticklish and my mind quickly grewforted and tired. I wonder if this is that ear-happiness thing?1 ¡°If¡ªif you provide two silver coins as an offering, you could even do a special prayer in the private room that uses two people¡?¡± ¡°Wha¡ª¡ t-two silver coins, s-special!? With two people!?¡± ¡°Fufufu, what will you do? You¡¯ve been praying so¡ passionately, yes?¡± The moment she said passionately¡ªI gulped back my saliva. Suira-san smiled coquettishly. Corrupted¡ªwith a feeling entirely unbing of her sister outfit. And inside my wallet¡ it¡¯s there! I nodded right away. ¡°This way, then¡¡± Handed her the silver coins, I was led over to the private room with her soft hand pulling me. Once there, I saw a small bedid out. It was a room meant entirely to sleep in. There, I¡ª ¡ªslept on Suira-san¡¯sp. Hmm? Wait, what? I mean, it¡¯s definitely different from what I¡¯d expected, but this is good. Rather, it¡¯s great. Man, it¡¯d actually be a bit ridiculous if I¡¯d be able to do what I wanted to do with Suira-san for just two silver, hahaha. Hah¡ ¡°You can fall asleep whenever you wish. I will leave the room midway, but I will take care to not disturb your prayer.¡± ¡°O-Okay.¡± She stroked my hair gently. Aah, this feels so good¡ wait, she smells so good, crap. Suira-san really smells super good¡ªis there an incense specifically meant for Beddhism or something? ¡°Close your eyes, rx your body¡ that¡¯s a good boy. Now, slowly, breathe deeply¡ªI¡¯m here, don¡¯t worry¡¡± ¡°¡ª¡¡± Listening to Suira-san talk, I grew ever more tired. I slept soundly until morning. As expected, Suira-san wasn¡¯t there when I woke in the morning, but¡ª ¡ªIt might¡¯ve been because I rested on herp, but what I dreamed about doing with Suira-san is a secret. ¡ It¡¯s also a secret that I used [Cleanup] on myself when I woke up¡ Might¡¯ve been the first time I wet the bed since I was a child. At any rate, I, having slept all night, came across Suira cleaning when I walked out of the room. ¡°Oh, Robou-san. Thanks for the treatst night¡ª-I mean, you prayed zealouslyst night. How do you feel? Well?¡± ¡°Yeah, I feel great, thanks. Nahaha.¡± ¡°That¡¯s all that matters.¡± Suira-san smiled. ¡°Should I keepst night a secret?¡± ¡°Well, no, but it would be best to keep to only telling those you can trust. However, there is a limitation on the number of private rooms we have, so we may not have one open, and sisters hold the power of refusing anyone they deem unreasonable.¡± ¡°I see¡¡± ¡°¡ By the way, if you want to pray another night, next time will be a three silver coin co-sleeping course¡ª¡± ¡°I¡¯lle again!¡± I grabbed Suira-san by the hand and almost yelled it. Suira looked at my face, her eyes looking bashful as they gazed into mine. She then grasped my hands back and opened her mouth. ¡°¡ It¡¯s a promise, right? You¡¯ll definitely be here again¡?¡± SO CUTE, I¡¯m falling in love. Guess I¡¯ll tell Zun and Doko about it for now. They¡¯re probably dead drunk in the bar around now. ¡°Gotta go check on my field first though!¡± With that, I headed to my field. Chapter 283 Chatting with Wataru A week after Knight Commander Sally headed back, Wataru came. ¡°Heya, Kehma-san! How¡¯s Shikina-chan doing nowadays? She holding up?¡± ¡°She¡¯s gotten into a bit of a huge problem right now actually.¡± ¡°Eh, is she alright?¡± ¡°Sally-san said she¡¯ll be fine so probably.¡± ¡°¡ Sally-san¡? Ah, that Demon Instructor-sama. If Sally-san said that, it¡¯ll be fine.¡± Judging by how his eyes zoned out there for a sec, I guess Sally-san taught Wataru back in the imperial capital. I told him about Shikina¡¯s sex being thrown for a spin after she absorbed [Futanaru]. I already told Sally-san about it, so there¡¯s not really any reason for me to hide it. I showed Wataru to the parlor, we sat facing each other on opposing sofas. ¡°Wait, Sally-san came here? I have to greet her¡ª¡± ¡°Unfortunately, she leftst week. By the way, she¡¯s traveling with her boyfriend.¡± ¡°Eh, did Sally-san have a boyfriend¡? An armored boyfriend¡ I can¡¯t picture him¡ rather, I haven¡¯t even seen Sally-san¡¯s face. What kind of armor did this boyfriend have?¡± ¡°What, are you saying Sally-san¡¯s a living armor? I¡¯ll tell on you.¡± ¡°Hahaha, it was a joke. Please don¡¯t¡¡± ording to him, she¡¯d always been in her full te fully done, even with her face guard down, while training. Wataru knowing that Sally-san is a living armor¡ is probably not a thing, but he might¡¯ve started suspecting already. Well, Haku-san should be able to sort that out one way or another. ¡°By the way, Sally-san herself is a beautiful blonde1. Her boyfriend wasn¡¯t wearing armor, he was a androgynous, I-love-older-women type of guy.¡± ¡°Heeeh¡ a beauty, huh. She definitely did have a nice voice, I guess.¡± ¡°You should see him next time, though make sure you don¡¯t fall for him yeah?¡± ¡°Hahaha, no way. Oh yeah, what was Sally-san¡¯s casual wear like?¡± ¡°Armor.¡± ¡°Even her casual wear¡¡± Wataru looked up to the ceiling. Even I think that it¡¯s to the point that calling her a living armor as a nickname wouldn¡¯t be off. ¡°¡ Oh, here¡¯s this month¡¯s payment. It has Shikina-chan¡¯s monthly fees too.¡± ¡°Thanks.¡± I took the gold coin-filled bag from Wataru. It¡¯s a bitte, but this would be like handing over a suitcase of money in Japan¡ For it to be handed to me so readily¡ Getting lost in that feeling and feeling like I¡¯d wound up as a big shot as I counted the coins, the door to the parlor was knocked on. Then, a certain blonde, disappointing elf jumped in. ¡°Masteeeeeer! And Wataru-sensei! It¡¯s been so long!¡± ¡°Hmm? Err, who are you, again?¡± ¡°She¡¯s Shikina-chan, obviously? Kehma-san, why are you tilting your head?¡± ¡°Fufufu¡ it¡¯s fine, Wataru-sensei. I¡¯ve been locked up in my room for a while now, after all. If I recall correctly, I believe there is a saying in your birthce, Wataru-sensei, that says [Boys grow fast in just three days¡¯ time, so pay attention2] In other words, as I haven¡¯t been seen in thest several days, I am basically a new Shikina from Master¡¯s point of view! Therefore! It¡¯s natural for him to not know who I am!¡± Shikina threw her chest out in pride. She reminds me a bit of what Rokuko used to be like¡ Looks like she¡¯s gotten back to her old self. ¡ I was wanting her to feel better, but this is a bit¡ For the time being, I put the hundred and five gold coins I counted out into a different dimension using [Safe]. Not needing a real safe because of magic is really convenient, seriously. [Storage] is a low level skill, but with [Safe], I¡¯m even able to do stuff like get small change for some reason. It¡¯s a really allowing magic. I was told about its currency exchange just the other day. Furthermore, there wasn¡¯t even much of a reason for me to count the money since you¡¯ll know exactly how much money you put into the [Safe] the moment you do it. However, since you¡¯ll only know what your bnce is, even if you say something like [You were five coins short], someone could just answer back to you with [You must have miscounted then?]. It¡¯s important to count them properly before putting them into the [Safe] to prevent idents. ¡°Well, jokes aside, it¡¯s been a few days huh, Shikina. Could it be that that is gone?¡± ¡°It hasn¡¯t disappeared, but I learned how to use my penis thanks to the diapers I got from you and Setsuna-dono¡¯s help! It¡¯s pretty convenient now that I¡¯ve gotten used to it!¡± ¡°Don¡¯t say penis like that, it sounds vulgar¡ hey, is she really a nobledy?¡± The Kukkoro family is a considerably distinguished family, but¡. well, maybe this is just another result of Kehma-san¡¯s education?¡± Don¡¯t me that on me. The vulgarity of her words and her straightforwardness was there from the start. ¡°Oh. Wataru-sensei. I¡¯d like you to ask father if he could prepare a drug called [Futanaru].¡± ¡°Hmm? Oh, I heard about it from Kehma-san, but you cracked the Sia lord¡¯s daughter¡¯s drug, right. Sure, I¡¯ll pass it on.¡± ¡°Sorry for troubling you. Master said he would shoulder the debt, but there is nothing better than recing the original thing with another if at all possible¡ªoh, also ask him to take care of the legalities as well?¡± ¡°Got it. Now that I think about it, there¡¯s been a lot of those chaotic-type magic drugs appearing in the imperial capital¡¯s market recently, so getting one should be possible.¡± Heeeh, I wonder why~¡ A certain girl popping into my head, I looked away from the two as they chatted. ¡ I wonder if Nayuta knows how to make [Futanaru]? She is her grandkid, and she¡¯s an alchemist. Chapter 284 Rookie Hunting (1) A certain man and woman adventurer couple arrived in Golen. They were a two person C-Rank group. The man was named Gesunoh, with the woman being Kiwami. Gesunoh and Kiwami took pleasure in hunting those who were weaker than themselves. Hunting meaning killing people and taking their possessions, of course. It was both their hobby and their source of ie¡ªaround an 8:2 split. Most of their targets were those people who¡¯d just be adventurers and had only just started learning to some extent. There was no sweeter nor easier to hunt prey than a rookie, someone who was basically blind through ignorance or negligence. But above all, the younger their targets, the better. They wouldn¡¯t have much money, but there were various other ways to have fun with them. To put it bluntly, these two were sleazebags. They¡¯d been staying in Pavuera before then, but they¡¯d started being tracked down after ying around a bit too much and had to escape. They had their sights set on two or three spots to move on to. For them, they just took it as how a migratory bird would migrate depending on the season. ¡°So, darling, what do ya think we should do next?¡± ¡°Mmm, well, honey¡ we should find some young ones to be ourpanions.¡± The two would often try to work their way into parties with just three or less beginners, teach them a few things and get their trust, then kill them. They¡¯d usually spend a few days doing it, but sometimes they wouldn¡¯t be able to hold back and do them in on the first day. They chose groups with that number so they could kill one off and take another hostage to make them watch how they enjoyed themselves with the third. Depending on the situation, they might have to do stuff like kill off two at the same time or use paralytic poison on all three to do it one by one, but¡ª ¡ªThe two making sure they had their fun before the kill was just their style¡ Specifics will be left out. Which is why they¡¯d found Golen to be a perfect ce toe along. There was a dungeon filled with things too good for newer adventurers to pass up, such as the iron golems, so there were always tons of peopleing and going. As it was a new vige, it didn¡¯t even have a gatekeeper. It was a great ce for criminals to hide out in. There was a ton of prey, it wasn¡¯t strange for neers to suddenly appear, and best of all, the dungeon would take care of whatever corpses they¡¯d leave behind. The more they¡¯d heard about Golen, the more they felt like it was a great ce. It was a vige made especially for them. ¡ Is what they thought. The first thing they did after arriving at the vige what head to the guild branch office. Other than the veteran adventurers aiming to hunt iron golems, there were tons of delicious-looking rookies. However, their current objective was to inspect the dungeon. They would get a look at the dungeon map and find ces that seemed like there wouldn¡¯t be many people¡ªthat is, ces they could y around in. They decided to split up in order to collect information. Gesunoh¡¯s goal was to learn about the hunting grounds, and Kiwami¡¯s, the prey. Gesunoh walked to the newer looking of the two behind the counter. He spoke amiably, showing his C-Rank guild card and behaving gentlemanly. ¡°Hey, Receptionist-san. Is there a dungeon map?¡± ¡°There is one for the first floor only. Viewing it is five copper coins, while purchasing a copy is ten copper coins.¡± ¡°Just the first floor?¡± He paid eleven copper. One was a tip. Five copper to inspect the map was cheap. In other words, although it wasn¡¯t too big of a floor, there should at least be some information on the following floors. ¡°The second and third floors are mazes, so as the path changes frequently, a map cannot be made for it. Although it is possible to get a feel for the rough direction you need to go for the staircase, it is hard.¡± ¡°Heeeh¡¡± ¡°If you would like to view a map that shows only the fixed traps and the stairway¡¯s positions, that is ten copper coins. Thirty to purchase one.¡± This time, be paid the thirty coins to buy the map. ¡ All that was drawn on the good quality paper map was a rough outer edge, a protruding room, and the position of the staircase. There was a cautionary mark on the protruding room. ¡°What¡¯s this room? It says a Safety Zone¡ trap?¡± ¡°That is the [Avarice Trap]. Um¡ª¡± This information didn¡¯t appear to have a cost to it, as she readily told him. Gesunoh thought to himself that it would be better off written down on the map in the first ce. The [Avarice Trap] was something like a room that was itself entirely a trap. It had a pedestal with a magic sword stuck in it. Upon pulling the sword out, it would lock down¡ªhowever, you could leave after returning the magic sword to the pedestal. It was only a prison for avaricious people, those who couldn¡¯t put the magic sword back. ¡ Hearing this, Gesunoh couldn¡¯t help but smile. A room that locked down¡ªa room they could do whatever they wanted in. ¡°Oh, thanks. I¡¯m off, then.¡± ¡°Take care.¡± Getting all the information he needed from the receptionist, Gesunoh went and joined up with Kiwami, who¡¯d gathered some information from separate adventurers. ¡°What¡¯s up, honey? Find out anything good?¡± ¡°Yeah, darling. I heard about a blue-haired kid being brought by a blonde elf to register as an adventurer. There was a dog beastkin ve too.¡± ¡°Any good men?¡± ¡°They were all women, so cute I just wanted to gobble them up¡ªand they were all dressed up nicely, even the ve, they¡¯ve got to be something like a rich girl, her escort, and her pet. How¡¯d it go on your end, darling?¡± ¡°Ah, well I did hear about a ce that sounds amazing. I¡¯m thinking we should go to check it out right now even.¡± With that, the two headed right into the dungeon. The goblins couldn¡¯t match up to them at all. They headed straight for the [Avarice Trap]. They¡¯d memorized the map, so they quickly found it even with various walls getting in their way. Just as he¡¯d heard, upon taking the sword out¡ªthe entrance was blocked by thorns. ¡°What do you think, great right?¡± ¡°It¡¯s so amazing! But it looks like sound can make it through that entrance? I think screams would make it through.¡± ¡°Girls screaming really does carry pretty far huh¡ yeah, we¡¯ll just cave their throats in first!¡± ¡°We could even watch the dungeon eat them up after we kill them if we bring them here.¡± The two snickered. ¡°It¡¯s such a good ce, how about we get a bit of exercise?¡± ¡°Fufu, sure, darling¡ is what I¡¯d like to say, but how about we save it for our prey?¡± ¡°Unfortunate, but if you say so¡ I¡¯m looking forward to it. Haaah, I can¡¯t wait to make that rich girl drink the ve¡¯s piss. She should be able to keep it down since it¡¯ll be from her cute pet, yeah?¡± ¡°Ufu, I¡¯m sure that she¡¯ll be pleased to tears.¡± Then, stopping at a kiss, the two began to search for their prey. That is, for the three women that would fill their wallets and provide them with endless fun. The child and ve would obviously be rookies, so they wouldn¡¯t matter at all. The bottleneck in their n was the blonde elf. The blue-haired child and the elf were very likely an aristocrat and her escort. That being the case, the elf should have some level of skill to her. They would need to act buddy-buddy with them to gain more information. ¡°Now then¡ªlet¡¯s n this out. For our fun future!¡± ¡°For our fun future!¡± Chapter 285 The next day, Gesunoh and Kiwami found their targeted group of three in the guild and immediately struck up a conversation with them. They were all smiles with them. ¡°Yo, you guys! Wanna merge parties with us? I¡¯m Gesunoh, a C-Rank.¡± ¡°Ufufu, and I am Kiwami. Also a C-Rank.¡± Showing their guild cards, they addressed the blue-haired youngdy and the blonde elf who were sitting on a chair. The dog beastkin was standing next to the two of them, but as a ve without any say-so, they ignored her. It seemed to them that the guild grew a bit noisy now that they¡¯d addressed the group. Maybe they were people who were also looking to butter up to them? They were idiots, the early bird gets the worm, particrly here, where they¡¯d heard news of a particrly famousdy killer that preferred them young. After finding out about that person, Gesunoh decided the best way to go for them was to do it quickly. He cackled inwardly. ¡°U-Us? Umm, I-I don¡¯t mind, but why?¡± ¡°What? You guys¡¯re obviously rookies yeah? I just thought we, as your seniors, should team up.¡± ¡°Ojou-sama, are you sure? There are other adventurers here that seem more reliable.¡± ¡°Umm, but they¡¯re C-Rank adventurers and they seem fine with us?¡± Unexpectedly, the youngdy was interested. ordingly, Gesunoh elerated his ns a bit. ¡°See? The Ojou-sama¡¯s on board, so what about you, Beautiful Elf-san?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t worry about it. We¡¯ll be safe, Darling¡¯s here.¡± ¡°Hmm¡¡± ¡°Shina, it¡¯ll be fine.¡± ¡°If you say so, Ojou-sama, I won¡¯t speak against it anymore¡ However, I will not forgive you if you do anything to Ojou-sama!¡± Gesunoh smiled wryly at the elf¡¯s re. Smiling, the youngdy gave a small bow. ¡°Please call me Mai. And she¡¯s Shina¡. Th-This girl¡¯s our¡ p-pet, yeah, our pet! Ehehe.¡± The ck-haired dog beastkin had its head pat, its face expressionless. Mai, the one patting its head, was smiling foppishly. She¡¯s treating it almost like a human with those clothes on her. Gesunoh thought to himself. ¡°¡ Looks like everything¡¯s falling in ce huh, Darling.¡± Kiwami whispered so that only Gesunoh could hear her. She was looking at the dog beastkin¡¯s tail. Kiwami knew that a beastkin¡ªdog beastkin in particr¡ªwould wag their tails if they were emotionally attached to their owners. A surprising percentage of even those ves who were well-dressed and well-treated by their owners would harbor grudges against them. In any case, a master often didn¡¯t consider what their ve wants. When that happened, a ve would likely hope for their master to fall destitute or be attacked, [Leaving] them to be injured or killed. Since there was an equal danger to their life between a sword pointed at them and the cor on their necks, the person they¡¯d listen to varies depending on the ve. If they¡¯d die either way, they¡¯d generally go after the person they hated. That¡¯s just how things went. ¡°So then, Mai Ojou-sama. Shall I escort you to the dungeon?¡± ¡°Well, umm, before that, could we go to the church to pray? I haven¡¯t gone to pray yet this morning.¡± ¡°The church? ¡ Yeah, sure, I don¡¯t mind.¡± Saying that, Mai got down from her chair and headed to the exit. The ve followed just after her, with Shina staying between Gesunoh and Kiwami and the Ojou-sama. Gesunoh and Kiwami followed after them out of the guild. One of the adventurers there that saw it happen stealthily spoke to the receptionist. ¡°¡ªIt¡¯s going as the vige chief said, huh.¡± ¡°It is.¡ªSo, next is¡ª¡± Neither Gesunoh nor Kiwami heard this happen. Gesunoh and Kiwami decided to wait outside while the youngdy prayed in the church. It was because they understood that humans such as themselves couldn¡¯t stand before a god¡ªnot. It was because they were called over by a beautiful sister. Kiwami¡¯s expression warped a bit when it happened, but she decided to not mind it and treat this as intelligence gathering. ¡°So you were in Pavuera before this?¡± ¡°Yeah. I may not look like much but I¡¯m pretty good, I¡¯ve never missed snatching my prey. Sister, do you dislike adventurers?¡± ¡°Not at all, the god of adventurers, White Goddess-sama, and our Beddhism are very close to each other. With that, I have no reason at all to dislike adventurers.¡± ¡°This is the first time I¡¯ve heard of Beddhism, what are its teachings? What kind of god does it have?¡± ¡°In truth, Beddhism believes in no god.¡ªAnd its teachings are simple. Sleep, rest, value those above all, as well as never disturbing another¡¯s. Saying that is all is no exaggeration.¡± Seeing the sister smile erotically, Gesunoh gulped. It was because he was impairing others¡¯ rest¡ªnot. It was just because the sister was charming. ¡°So how about it, want to go with us into the dungeon next time?¡± ¡°Oh? Are you sure you should be saying that in front of your girlfriend?¡± ¡°Ufufu, a good man is resourceful, after all. Darling wouldn¡¯t be satisfied just by little old me, he needs two or three more to prey on!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll apany you next time if I have the chance. I did hear about some of the sisters wanting to register as adventurers¡¡± Seeing Gesunoh ogle her, Kiwami thought having the sister be their next prey wasn¡¯t too bad of an idea. ¡°Sorry to have kept you two waiting.¡± Mai Ojou-sama and the the others returned while they were talking. Their expressions changed quickly, as though they were other people. ¡°Now then, Gesunoh-sama, shall we go? Will you escort me this time?¡± ¡°Yeah, of course. Well then, sister, till next time.¡± ¡°Yeah¡ Have a nice rest, Good Night.¡± As the sister said that and with a smile and moved her fingers around in a circle (like a shrine monk), Gesunoh took the youngdy¡¯s hand and led her, his prey, into the dungeon. They would soon be at their hunting ground. Chapter 286 Oi, I heard you guys. The heck? You¡¯re nning on hunting rookies? I was checking out the dungeon¡¯s state of affairs for the first time in a while out of curiosity since it¡¯s been a pretty long time since anyone had used the [Avarice Trap], but then there was a bunch of whispering going on. Curiosity got the best of me and I just started eavesdropping. And then I heard their discussion about rookie hunting. Hahaha, too bad for you two. They¡¯re wanting to target Maidence, Shikina, and even Meat. Judging by what they were saying, they¡¯re nning on doing stuff that¡¯d need an R-18 tag on it. That¡¯s a huge no-no for Rokuko and Meat¡¯s education. I happened to see Maidence say that she was wanting to be an adventurer like ¡®Kuro-sama¡¯ since she was her fianc¨¦e, so it appears that she¡¯d decided on bringing Shikina and Meat as escorts to make a three-person party. ¡ I don¡¯t think I would¡¯ve bothered doing anything if they just chose people that had nothing to do with me, haha. Maaaan those two are shit out of luck. First off, they dered they¡¯d be killing the vige¡¯s resident adventurers. Not only was that picking a fight with me as the vige¡¯s chief, but also with me as the dungeon¡¯s master since it would take away from my regr DP ie. That¡¯s their first OUT. I¡¯d let them live if that was all. (I didn¡¯t say I¡¯d let them be uninjured.) Next, among those they targeted was an aristocrat¡¯s daughter who I¡¯m keeping a watch over. That¡¯d obviously bring more crap my way. Besides, they¡¯re wanting to do it in the dungeon, they¡¯re obviously intending to me it on the dungeon right? You¡¯re kidding me. With that, that¡¯s two OUTS. If that was all, I¡¯d leave them their lives. (I didn¡¯t say I wouldn¡¯t make them prefer death.) But what they really screwed up on was targeting Meat, my hug pillow. Guess I¡¯ll have to have them die. Fufufu. Please repent, okay? So because of all that, I decided to inform the guild. ¡ I mean, it¡¯d be alright if I did it myself, but if a C-Rank who¡¯d been properly collecting information about the dungeon just up and disappeared, that¡¯d raise rms. For example, if they didn¡¯t return after telling the guild something like how they¡¯d just be checking around the safer parts today, that¡¯d seem off. It¡¯s not like it would be too troublesome to wrap it all up myself, but letting the guild know to bury them in a legal sense is a lot easier. So I decided to prepare by reporting that I got the feeling they¡¯re trying to hunt rookies! It¡¯s just their fault that the rookie they picked will be flipping the tables on them! Proof won¡¯t be needed! Because it¡¯ll be from an ident in the dungeon! Well, in short, I¡¯m justying the groundwork. With all that, I went to the guild, leaned up against the counter and told the usual Receptionist-san we needed to have a word. ¡°¡ Which is how I wound up hearing them talk about hunting rookies, but what can we do? I think they¡¯re aiming for Mai-sama and Shikina since they¡¯re nobles, and I think that¡¯d be a big problem~¡± ¡°Yes, I understand. How do you wish to handle it, then?¡± ¡°Eh? Ummm, we couldn¡¯t go for capital punishment, could we? I mean since they¡¯re repeat offenders and all¡¡± ¡°Understood. I will leave taking care of them to you, Kehma-sama. I will prepare it so that those two adventurers¡¯ assets will be frozen.¡± ¡°Eh?¡± ¡°I would like to use whatever they have stored within the guild aspensation for their victims¡¯ bereaved families, so I would be thankful for any amount of information you can get from them. I understand that it isn¡¯t your responsibility for that, though, so if you aren¡¯t able to, you don¡¯t need to worry about it.¡± ¡°Eh? Umm, excuse me¡ª¡± ¡°¡ Is there a problem?¡± Err, how should I put it? This is going way, way faster than I¡¯d nned. Is it alright for us to go on like this without her checking the facts? Doesn¡¯t she think I¡¯m lying at all?¡ªWait, maybe she was using a lie detecting magic took under the counter? Even so, wouldn¡¯t it be necessary for her to question them first? ¡°Umm, isn¡¯t this going way too fast? Don¡¯t you need evidence first or something?¡± ¡°No. Although you haven¡¯t prepared any evidence, we have your testimony, am I correct?¡± ¡°Yeah.¡± ¡°Which allows for capital punishment to be allowed.¡± ¡°Yeah, well¡¡± ¡°¡ ¡¡± ¡°¡ Eh? Wait, hold on, just by having my testimony?¡± ¡°Yes?¡± Even if she was using a lie detecting magic tool under the counter, I still think she¡¯d need confirmation or evidence. There¡¯s even the possibility of me having made a mistake. ¡°¡ Would you prefer for me to exin?¡± ¡°Oh, yeah. Please.¡± When I responded to Receptionist-san, she just sighed as though she really didn¡¯t want to. ¡°First of all, Kehma-sama, you are the [Vige Chief]. Putting it more directly, were you aware that as the person in charge of this vige, you hold judicial authority here.¡± ¡°Yeah, well¡ you put it a bit harshly there¡¡± So it¡¯s not that I don¡¯t hold authority despite being a figurehead¡? ¡°Having a vige chief¡¯s testimony is enough to close the trial immediately. So, as I, the person responsible for the guild side of things, have confirmed your judgment, all that is left is their execution.¡± ¡°Haaah, so that¡¯s how it is?¡± In other words: [Hey you, you¡¯re going to die since the most influential person and the people in charge of you agreed on it.] ¡ The heck! This world takes lives so easily! Well, this is a world where you can buy people for a single gold coin (around a million yen1), so that¡¯s just the way it is here. I mean, Ichika was just fifty silver¡ ¡°Also, could I borrow your ear for a moment?¡± ¡°Eh? Okay.¡± I lent her my ear to hear what she wanted to say confidentially. Then, with a voice quiet enough to not be heard by others around us¡ª ¡°¡ Kehma-sama, as an aristocrat, you could easily bestow punishment on your word alone if it¡¯s simply for twomon adventurers.¡± ¡ No waaay~!? So that¡¯s how it all actually went. An [Aristocrat (Me)] decided to punish twomon adventurers. An [Aristocrat (Me)] rmended capital punishment. Furthermore, the [Chief Executive (Me)] proimed their sentence was appropriate. Simultaneously, the [Judicial Authority (Me)] decided their sentence to be appropriate and confirmed its decision with the adventurer¡¯s guild. As there were no contradictions or discrepancies between the testimonies given by an [Aristocrat (Me)], the [Chief Executive (Me)], and the [Judicial Authority (Me)], the person responsible for the adventurer¡¯s guild deemed the judgment valid. The primary reasons being due to the testimonies given by the [Chief Executive (Me)] and an [Aristocrat (Me)]. The [Chief Executive (Me)] requested to carry out the punishment. Now what follows is simply to carry it out. Right. So as long as I out someone¡¯s crime even if it wasn¡¯t rookie hunting like this, so long as I don¡¯t lie, they¡¯re screwed? Even a figurehead chief like me could be seen as an aristocrat dictator. I definitely can¡¯t just go and lightheartedly say someone should die¡ so this is power, huh? It¡¯s scary! ¡°¡ Umm, why do you know I¡¯m an aristocrat?¡± ¡°That is something I cannot answer due to a duty of confidentiality.¡± Hmph. So was it Sally-san? Or maybe there was some story passing through this guild about it having a more reliable backing after the aristocrat listing was made? It could¡¯ve been Haku-san herself doing something, too¡ Wait, even if this is because of Haku-san, there¡¯s not much of a reason for me to care about how she got her information, huh. Well, me getting the guild¡¯s cooperation is convenient. ¡ No way, was thatst thing Sally-san mentioned meaning Receptionist-san? Let¡¯s be cautious. ¡°I am even aware about your two cards. You have many exceptions surrounding you, so please align yourself into being solely B-Rank as soon as you can. Have you taken the examination?¡± ¡°¡ Haah, I¡¯ll consider it.¡± I didn¡¯tmit myself to it. I have no intention of publicly bing a noble. ¡ Oh, but Meat showed her B-Rank card to the lord huh~. What should I do about that? ¡°By the way, about the rookie hunters, do you know what their modus operandi is?¡± ¡°Oh, if that¡¯s all¡ª¡± I gave away their motus operandi. Well, that¡¯s just a service for her. ¡ Now then, how am I going to go about disposing of them? I should get them to give up as much information about their victims as possible¡ Chapter 287 Hunting Preparations Something a bit unexpected happened, but it looks like I¡¯ll be able to deal with them how we want. ¡ Letting the dungeon¡¯s darkness bury them sounds good. It¡¯s not as though I¡¯m exposing Maidence and Shikina to danger. Among the things Rei enhanced herself with was the [Illusion] skill. It was an ability that allowed you to show illusions to another. She hadn¡¯t used it at all since enhancing herself, so I figured now was a good chance. ¡°If we use your [Illusion] skill to make two body doubles, how long will theyst?¡± ¡°Err, using it to make body doubles? It would be different if it was just for the two of them to see it, but having a lot of people see it would be impossible¡ sorry.¡± ¡°Huh? Rei, your illusions aren¡¯t like disguises, but are more like targeted hallucinations?¡± ¡°¡ Ummm, I don¡¯t get it too well myself yet, but it doesn¡¯t work if there are a lot of people there to see it¡ªit gets undone. It¡¯s fine if it¡¯s just one person, but it gets hard with two others. I might be able to deceive maybe five people at the same time?¡± What¡¯s up with that? Is it that this world identifies phenomena by when they are observed, so that if there are a lot of observers, you need a rtive increase in power to maintain the illusion? Mmm, I¡¯m not sure. It does sound like it has some crazily annoying requirements though. At any rate, I guess I should just remember that she can¡¯t use it in front of a lot of people at once. ¡°Oh, I can use it even if there¡¯s a lot of people if I have them disappear!¡± ¡°I see. People wouldn¡¯t be viewing them if they¡¯d disappeared, after all.¡± Based on that, yeah, looks like I can use it. ¡°So you can do it if there¡¯s two people?¡± ¡°I can! ¡ Ah, but they¡¯ll be found out if they get touched, they¡¯re just air. Having something for them to cover would be good. If you could lend me a golem¡. but maybe they¡¯d be too hard?¡± ¡°¡ Maybe we could trick them if we have them wear gloves wound in thin cloth? And dress them up?¡± Luring them from the guild where there¡¯s so many people looks to be impossible, so I guess we¡¯ll do it in the cave? I¡¯ll have to have Maidence and Shikina wait in the inn until it¡¯s safe though. Maybe I should call for them for a chat? ¡°Ah, umm, Master? There¡¯s another thing that¡¯ll be a problem for using illusion¡¡± ¡°What?¡± ¡°I can¡¯t reproduce a body with [Illusion] unless I¡¯ve properly memorized the person¡¯s body, so what if I could give them a full body massage¡ or something? Ah, but even then I think the limit I can remember them is a day¡?¡± ¡°¡ So we¡¯ll need their cooperation. Got it. Well, please call for them and Meat.¡± I asked her to get Maidence, Shikina, and Meat. Rei left the room, immediately returning with all three of them. Maidence¡¯s maid didn¡¯te in, but she was standing outside the door. ¡°Umm, Kehma-sama. You wanted to talk?¡± ¡°I heard that it is rted to me as well. Is it about Beddhism?¡± ¡°¡ Pillow rted?¡± Looks like Rei didn¡¯t tell them anything. And Meat, there¡¯s no way I¡¯d do something as scary as ask them about anything hug pillow rted, yeah? I should get this moving. ¡°Let¡¯s see, from here on out I¡¯ll be speaking as the vige chief¡ Violent criminals havee into the vige. They are adventurers belonging to the adventurer¡¯s guild, but they are murderers who hunt rookies.¡± Immediately after I spoke, Shikina¡¯s eyebrows knit together and Maidence grew serious. Meat remained as expressionless as usual. ¡ Maidence¡¯s reaction was a bit surprising. It wouldn¡¯t be surprising for youngdies like her to grow pale after hearing that, but she just held the brave gravity of a person ced above others. It looks like I won¡¯t have to watch my words for her in this. Since Shikina would follow my orders and Meat would do anything I said, I just need to focus on speaking to Maidence here. I faced toward her. ¡°This is a horrible turn of events. Kehma-sama, what will you do with them?¡± ¡°Capital punishment. They appear to have targeted a certain group of three individuals, so I was hoping that Shikina you, Mai-sama, could wait it out in the inn while I take care of them.¡± ¡°How could I just sit and watch, I would like to be of help! ¡ªAnd why is Kuro-dono alright!?¡± ¡°Keep quiet, Shikina. I¡¯m talking with Mai-sama right now. And Kuro is strong, that¡¯s why it is alright.¡± ¡°So I am weak¡!?¡± ¡°Shikina, you are weak against surprise attacks, exactly what these criminals specialize in. Even if you are vignt, they could catch you off guard. If you understand me, quiet down.¡± ¡°¡ Ugugu, it¡¯s vexing, but you¡¯re right. As expected, Master understands me¡ thoroughly.¡± What¡¯s with that thoroughly bit? And stop blushing. I¡¯m ignoring you now, ignoring you! Shikina managed to take my attention away, so I faced Maidence again. ¡°I would like to apologize for any inconvenience this gives you, but there is something I would like your cooperation in.¡± ¡°I don¡¯t mind¡ but how can I help?¡± ¡°If you want to help and don¡¯t mind skipping the details, I¡¯d like Shikina and you to receive a full body massage from Rei.¡± ¡°¡ Umm, I don¡¯t follow?¡± Right? I¡¯d tilt my head and not understand how receiving a full body massage would help with catching criminals if I were in her position either. Only Maidence would have the blue curls to shake like that though. ¡°Sorry, it¡¯s a requirement for a skill. Rei will be using her [Illusion] skill, so I intend to have her create body doubles. However, the skill isn¡¯t something quite so convenient as to be readily usable¡ she must massage someone¡¯s body and will be able to reproduce it for up to a day afterwards.¡± ¡°So that is the reason? I understand.¡± ¡°Moreover, since it can¡¯t be used in front of many people, we will have to wait to encounter them in the dungeon.¡± By the way, me talking so explicitly about Rei¡¯s skill here is so that I won¡¯t use it poorly in the far future and so that I can dere that it can¡¯t be misused. It would¡¯ve been better if it was a lie and I could abuse it though. ¡°¡ I see, alright.¡± ¡°Ooh! Then let¡¯s¡ª¡± ¡°¡ªBut Kehma-sama. This means that they will be going into the dungeon?¡± ¡°Eh? Well¡¡± ¡°Forcibly arresting them as soon as you detected then would have been fine, but I assume that you going through with this roundabout measure is to keep this from rming the public?¡± Crap, I could¡¯ve done that! ¡ Not, I wanted to go through the proper steps just in case. Yep. Another problem is my confidence in it. Unless I show that they actually hunt rookies, I might end up as being seen as offhandedly forcing punishment on innocent people. ¡ Let¡¯s just say it¡¯s my own selfishness. ¡°In that case, I think it would be best for us to temporarily act as decoys to lure them into a dungeon, then seize them there.¡± ¡°¡ You have a point, but there is no denying the possibility of the danger that that would put you and Shikina, aristocrats, into. You may even be taken as hostages.¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯d like to help Kuro-sama, my fiance.¡± Maidence just stared at me fixedly. I guess I can put her to use if she really wants to? I can put something out through the adventurer¡¯s guild as a nominatedmission. ¡°In that case, please catch their attention in the guild and lure them out to the church. I will tell the church about it beforehand, so we will switch you out for your decoys ther. Sound good?¡± The criminals shouldn¡¯t want to make their move inside the vige, so it should be fine. Moreover, Maidence also seemed pleased with the n and nodded in agreement. Shikina, however, interrupted. ¡°Master! Use me too, me too!¡± ¡°¡ Can you do the act?¡± ¡°¡ ¡ I-I¡¯ll do my best!¡± Well, Rei wouldn¡¯t be able to use her illusion inside the guild at all anyway, so let¡¯s have Shikina get a bit of experience in that too. ¡°Alright, I¡¯ll allow it.¡± ¡°Yay! Mai-dono, I will do my best!¡± ¡°Yes, let¡¯s give it our all, Shikina-sama!¡± The two of them shook hands. Good luck. Also, when I was telling them the gist of their performance¡ªwhen I mentioned that Meat would be Maidence¡¯s pet, Maidence seemed overly worked up about it and blushed furiously. Well, let¡¯s not look too much into that. With all appearances set up, time to work on preparing what¡¯ll actually happen. Also also, she had to memorize the feeling of their clothes as well, so I had them lend their clothes along with the massage¡ but I could only see Rei as a pervert after seeing her smell their clothes and rub it against her cheeks like that. Let¡¯s keep that bit a secret. ¡ I mean, she really was being serious about it. She was smelling the clothes like a wine taster would sample wine. Chapter 288 Rookie Hunting (3) ¡°Well then, want to head right into the dungeon?¡± ¡°Yes, thank you, Gesunoh-sama, Kiwami-sama.¡± They went into the dungeon, led by Kiwami as their scout. Mai, the blue-haired youngdy, set foot into the dungeon¡ªyet still, she was more calm than Gesunoh had thought she would. He wished she would have at least been excited for entering a dungeon for the first time. Maybe she was just good at concealing her expressions? ¡°Ojou-sama, have you been inside a dungeon before?¡± ¡°Yes, I asked Shina to show me around a little yesterday. Well, we turned back after seeing the second room though.¡± Oh, so she¡¯s already been into a dungeon before? Gesunoh thought to himself, now understanding why. This dungeon was particrly special, it was a dungeon you could enter with even a G-Rank in your party, or even a party of F-Rank adventurers. Though if you wanted to enter with a G-Rank, your party would need to have a person in it of at least D-Rank to be allowed in. ¡°Shina¡¯s here too, a dungeon like this should be an easy thing.¡± ¡°Ojou-sama, please don¡¯t let down your guard. Dungeons are dangerous ces, okay? ¡ Gesunoh-san, Kiwami-san, please say something to Ojou-sama as well.¡± The topic had suddenly shifted, but Gesunoh and Kiwami just smiled. This youngdy being so cocksure would only serve to make it easier on them. ¡°Oh no no, it¡¯s as our Ojou-sama says. A low difficulty dungeon like this is so easy that even beginners are allowed to delve into it. We¡¯ll be able to manage even without you two worrying about anything.¡± ¡°Right? That¡¯s why darling and I are here.¡± Kiwami winked at Mai. Having great timing, two goblins appeared and attacked them. Gesunoh made quick work of them, defending Mai and Shina as they¡¯d dered. Even with their rotten core, they were still C-Ranks. Mere goblins would never best them. ¡°Amazing work. Don¡¯t you agree, Senpa¡ªPet-chan?¡± ¡°¡¡± The pet beastkin looked on with cold, expressionless eyes. ¡ She didn¡¯t even look at the youngdy. As I thought, the two of them don¡¯t get along well. Kiwami was convinced of it. ¡°I-I want to give a reward to Gesunoh-sama after doing such amazing work. Please ept this.¡± Saying that, Mai pulled a silver coin out from her [Safe] and handed it to Gesunoh. ¡°Haha, I¡¯ll keep it as a good luck charm.¡± How much money does she have in there? Not skipping a beat and still keeping a smile on his face, Gesunoh started thinking about how things stored inside containers created by space-time magic¡ª[Safe] for example¡ªwould spill out if the caster died. ¡°Oh? I don¡¯t get any?¡± ¡°The person who defeated the goblins a moment ago was Gesunoh-sama though? Kiwami-sama did nothing. Right, Shina?¡± ¡°Yes, Kiwami had done nothing. Rewarding a person who simply stood and watched would be wasteful.¡± Tch, f*cking amateur bitch. Hearing her say that, Kiwami cursed her out in her mind. In fact, Kiwami had noticed the goblins ahead of time and closed off their path of retreat while Gesunoh took care of them. However, that could also mean that Shina took her to be a useless individual and may lower her guard a bit more. Though besides, speaking entirely in terms of how little someone had done, Shina was the most useless as she¡¯d only stood next to the youngdy the entire time. ¡ They preferred enjoying themselves with people that were still alive, but it wasn¡¯t exactly a requirement. They could still have fun with someone after they¡¯d killed them. ¡°Darling, could you give me that? I¡¯m going to embed it into her with [Healing] after cutting the tendons of her arms and legs. We¡¯ll do the youngdy on her like that and kill herter.¡± ¡°Kukuku, as expected of my honey. That¡¯s a great idea. Let¡¯s slice up this Ojou-sama with the sword in there.¡± Gesunoh and Kiwami spoke to each other in whispers so that the other two wouldn¡¯t hear them. ¡°Well then, how about we check out a bit deeper in? I heard about an interesting room at the guild. Wanna try it? Not like there¡¯ll be any trouble with us here.¡± ¡°Yes, please guide us.¡± ¡°Ojou-sama, I do not believe that we should go any further in, it is dangerous.¡± ¡°Be quiet, Shina. We have Gesunoh-sama here, a C-Rank. There won¡¯t be any problems.¡± ¡°¡¡± The beastkin pet sighed, her eyes still cold. Making their way through the first floor, they finally made it into thebyrinth area. Even there, they didn¡¯te across any major enemies. Although it did have iron golems in it, all they came across were y golems. They were cleaned up about as quickly as the goblins. Although there was abyrinth, they easily made their way through it using the map¡¯s help and quickly came upon their goal¡ªthe [Avarice Trap]. Gesunoh and Kiwami entered first, followed by Mai and Shina after being invited in. Kiwami approached the pedestal with the sword in it. With everyone in the room¡ªGesunoh standing in the rear¡ªshe pulled out the sword. Shortly afterward, they heard a noise and the entrance was blocked by needles. ¡°Crap! We¡¯re shut in!¡± Gesunoh spoke with a forced tone. ¡°!? Wh-What happened?¡± ¡°Wh-What is this?¡± Thedy and her escort reacted in simr ways. Their behaviors were so alike that it was like they were connected by strings. Seeing them like that, Gesunoh grinned. It looked like thedies hadn¡¯t collected any information about this room. It would have been somewhat annoying had they known about it. ¡°Gesunoh-sama, what is going on?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t worry about it, Ojou-sama. In truth, after pulling that magic sword out of its pedestal, the room will lock itself down for a single night. It is a safety zone, there is no danger.¡± ¡°Just one night?¡± ¡°Yes. We will rest here and return tomorrow in the morning.¡± Gesunoh smiled as warmly as he could to reassure thedy. ¡°Is that so?¡± She appeared to be convinced. ¡°However, you unterally deciding our schedule is troubling. We haven¡¯t prepared to camp?¡± ¡°I am sorry for that. Don¡¯t worry, though. We have prepared ordingly, including enough for the Ojou-sama, of course.¡± With that, Gesunoh invoked [Storage] and took out a copsible tent and sleeping bags. The [Storage] scroll was expensive, but it was convenient. Time inside it was stopped, so you could even keep severed animal parts preserved in it. ¡°Oh? You can use [Storage]? Is that why you weren¡¯t worried about meals before?¡± ¡°Yeah, we can eat freshly prepared meals like this.¡± Gesunoh took out some soup, steam still rising from it. The soup was, however, drugged. It wasn¡¯t so much that you would notice after a mouthful or two, but around an hour after finishing it, you would grow numb and be unable to move. Feeding them this would make their job easier than just attacking them normally, but¡ª ¡°Ojou-sama. Please eat what I have prepared. We don¡¯t know if they put anything in that.¡± ¡°If you say so, Shina. Gesunoh-sama, please eat that with Kiwami-sama.¡± ¡°Oh? Oh well, then.¡± Of course it wouldn¡¯t go that smoothly. Gesunoh clicked his tongue. Even so, they wouldn¡¯t have any problems if they just attacked them during their sleep. He decided to wait for night. Chapter 289 Rookie Hunting (4) It was hard to keep track of time inside a dungeon, but you could know if it was day or night. This was because dungeons also darkened at night. Unless you had the [Night Vision] skill, it was difficult to move around at night. During one of those dark nights. Mai and the other two had let down their guard and fell asleep in the tent Gesunoh prepared for them. Holding no lighting, Gesunoh and Kiwami stood in front of their tent. The two tents were a little ways away from each other. Their reason for standing there was, of course, in order to attack. ¡°Sorry for the intrusion¡¡± With that whisper, Kiwami stealthily entered the tent. Although the inside wasn¡¯t toorge, it wasrge enough for three or four people. Mai and Shina were asleep on their bedrolls, with the beastkin pet asleep in a sitting position in the corner. She nces at the pet. She¡¯d appeared to be asleep, but their eyes met. ¡°Ya know, I won¡¯t do anything if you keep quiet, yeah?¡± ¡°¡¡± Looking uninterested, the pet just kept staring at Kiwami. ¡°I knew it. Smiling, she took a cor from the pouch at her waist¡ªa ve cor. She then ced it around the neck of the sleeping Shina. ¡°¡ö¡ö¡ö¡¡ö¡ö, ¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ö, ¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ö, ¡ö¡ö¡ö¡ª[Illegal Order: 5].¡± The cor shined. It was a sess. With that, this cor would force her to follow Gesunoh and Kiwami¡¯s orders. They¡¯d purchased this magic from a shady peddler a while back, it was a spell that made it possible for them to cause a ve¡¯s cor to tighten five times. The ve cor would be unable to be taken off, as how it should be. However, it wouldn¡¯t stop strangling the ve on the fifth use. Because of that, it was a defective spell. Now that the biggest hindrance was out of the way, it was time for them to have some fun. ¡°Darling, it¡¯s time for fun.¡± ¡°Thanks, honey. Love ya.¡± When Kiwami called for Gesunoh, he entered the tent. With that, Mai stirred. ¡°Mmm¡ huh¡ªKiwami-sama? Eh, wh-why is Gesunoh-sama here?¡± ¡°Finally awake, Ojou-sama?¡± ¡°I¡¯m here so that I can escort youdies, kukuku.¡± Gesunoh smiled. It wasn¡¯t the kind smile he¡¯d disyed back at the guild, but a distorted smile, one that caused people to feel ufortable. ¡°No way¡ Shina, wake up! Cut down these ruffians!¡± ¡°Mm¡ªO-Ojou-sama! I-I¡¯ll do it right no¡ªw! Guh!¡± Her neck wrung, Shina fell prone. ¡°Hah, what a meager elf. She¡¯s already out with just that teeny bit of strangling? She was seriously your escort?¡± ¡°What did you do to Shina!?¡± ¡°We just disciplined her a bit with her cor. Come now, we still have the whole night ahead of us. As long as you stay quiet¡ªwell, maybe we won¡¯t do anything to this immature brat? I¡¯ve wanted to y around with an elf for a while now.¡± Gesunoh looked through Shina¡¯s luggage, felt around for her pouch, and took out her Guild Card. ¡°¡ªWhat, you were a D-Rank? Man, I¡¯d thought you were gonna be skilled with you being a guard and all, but I guess we didn¡¯t need to watch out so much for you. Here, honey. A present.¡± ¡°Thanks, darling. Love you~¡± Kiwami epted Shina¡¯s Guild Card from Gesunoh. Kiwami took out an iron skewer from her [Storage] with several Guild Cards on it already. He then prated Shina¡¯s Guild Card, adding it to the decorations. ¡°Ufufu, my D-Rank collection¡¯s grown a lot~¡± Kiwami kept a collection of Guild Cards as trophies. They couldn¡¯t be used for anything and just took up space in her [Storage], but Kiwami herself just thought of it as a hobby and found it a reasonable thing to do. ¡°¡¡± Seeing that, the beastkin pet got up and fished around their luggage. Just as Kiwami started to wonder what she was doing, the beastkin handed her another card. It was Mai¡¯s F-Rank Guild Card. ¡°What¡¯re you doing! Stop this instant!¡± ¡°Oh hoh? Looks like she hates you, Ojou-sama, ufufufu.¡± Kiwami epted the card from her, simrly adding it to her F-Rank collection. Then, the moment she tried to put it back into her [Storage]¡ª With an incredibly rming speed, the beastkin pet thrust her hand into the open [Storage]¡¯s hole. She then grabbed her E-Rank and C-Rank Guild Card collections. ¡°Wha¡ª!?¡± ¡°Any more? ¡ None at B-Rank, none above. Mm, good.¡± She had many F-Rank and E-Ranks in her collections, but she didn¡¯t have too many D-Rank or C-Rank cards. ¡°What the f*ck are you¡ª¡± The moment Kiwami tried to say that, she was thrown down to the tent¡¯s floor. She fainted on impact. The beastkin pet then clenched her right hand and punched her forcibly in the face. ¡°That¡¯s enough.¡± ¡°Eh, shouldn¡¯t we question them for any other victims? I thought you¡¯d enjoy what came after this, in a way?¡± ¡°It¡¯s fine. We¡¯ve gathered the victims¡¯ cards. That is enough.¡± Gesunoh heard a voicee out of nowhere. The pet was responding to that voice. What the f*ck is going on? Gesunoh was incredibly confused, but he managed toe back to himself. Then¡ª ¡°Don¡¯t move! You know what¡¯ll happen to this Ojou-sama if you move, yeah?¡± Saying that, he¡¯d picked Mai up in the crook of his elbow and pointed a knife at her. Gesunoh¡¯s quick reaction was probably the best thing he could have done. ¡°What should we do? Meat-senpai.¡± ¡°¡ Perhaps he could be useful for Goshujin-sama somehow?¡± ¡°No, no, he knows too much now that he¡¯s touched the body this money.¡± ¡°True.¡± At least, it would have been the best thing if this situation was like anything Gesunoh could have expected. He¡¯d intended to buy enough time by taking a hostage to get Kiwami back up and escape the tent. Moreover, once the beastkin pet¡¯s master died, it would have been freed. With that, he could have used magic on its cor to be her new master¡ At worst, he would have gained at least enough time to seriously think about his next move. However. The ve, a beastkin that should have wanted to have control over its own life and death, was binding Kiwami¡¯s hands and feet of her own volition. She didn¡¯t seem to care about him at all. ¡°What the hell, seriously what the f*ck! Release Kiwami! Are you fine with me killing this girl then!?¡± ¡°Feel free to do whatever you want with the toy.¡± ¡°What did you just say¡?¡± With that, Gesunoh suddenly realized that something was off. The Ojou-sama hadn¡¯t been asleep, she¡¯d already woken up. Even so, she hadn¡¯t said even a single word since he took her hostage. She hadn¡¯t even moved. She didn¡¯t even appear to be breathing, nor did she seem to have a body temperature. At longst, Gesunoh looked down at the [Ojou-sama] in his arm. The person¡ªno, the thing he saw there was a wooden doll. Her hair seemed strangely real, but her face was t. There weren¡¯t even eye sockets or a mouth. The doll slowly moved its head to stare at Gesunoh. ¡°Hiiii¡ª!?¡± Gesunoh threw the doll girl at the ve and ran away at full speed, abandoning Kiwami. Him throwing the doll at the ve gave him enough time to get out of the tent and run toward the pedestal. To escape from the room, he had to return the magic sword to its spot in the pedestal. He¡¯d have to get close to the tent again, but he wouldn¡¯t be able to escape without doing this first. Despite everything that had happened, Gesunoh was still confident that he could do this with his C-Rank skills. ¡°What the fck, what the fcking f*ck¡ it was going so well!¡± He wondered if he¡¯d done something wrong¡ªwell, he obviously had, but he didn¡¯t mean it that way. ¡ He felt sorry for Kiwami, but it was for the best for them to break up here. They were monsters in human form. They¡¯d be killed after being caught. They were just mimicking being human¡ ¡°¡ Monsters? Wait, this is a safety zone¡¡± Which means they were variants? Right, they were variants! Reporting the existence of a variant was the obligation of all adventurers, they¡¯d even be rewarded substantially for the information. Yeah, that¡¯s right! He wasn¡¯t running away right now, he was strategically withdrawing so that he could report their existence! Gesunoh plunged the magic sword that had been at his waist back into the pedestal. ¡°Good, now I can¡ª¡± Gesunoh turned around to see his way out. However, the passage remained blocked off by needles. As if he¡¯d been trapped within a monster¡¯s mouth. Chapter 290 Rookie Hunting (5) The magic sword was back in the pedestal, but the entrace was still closed. ¡°Why¡ this isn¡¯t what happened when we checked it out¡ it should be open¡¡± ¡°Oh, that¡¯s weird. We¡¯ll be locked in here over night after withdrawing the magic sword¡ªthat¡¯s what you said though? I even took great pains to make that true.¡± Upon turning toward the voice he suddenly heard behind him, he saw a silver-haired woman he didn¡¯t recognize. ¡°Who are you!? How did you get in!?¡± ¡°How? There¡¯s obviously only one entrance to this room.¡± The woman let out a smallugh. ¡°Now. This is your end. Thank you for the meal.¡± ¡°Wh-What are you¡¡± Snapping her fingers, the woman caused a rock to fall from the ceiling. Just as Gesunoh recognized it as a rock trap, the rock got up¡ªit was an iron golem. ¡°No way¡ this is a safety zone!¡± ¡°So what if it is? It¡¯s of no concern to you. You¡¯re about to die.¡± He looked up. Doing that, he saw that the ceiling was covered with lumps of iron. ¡ªNo way, were those all iron golems? One of those masses of iron, the one clinging to the roof directly above Gesunoh, moved. He hurriedly dodged out of the way. It crashed to the ground directly behind him. ¡°You better watch out, that spot¡¯s not safe either.¡± ¡°!?¡± Yet another iron golem crashnded in front of him. Him dodging, having another golemnd, and dodging yet again repeated over and over. He slowly ran out of ces to escape. ¡°Uoh, uwaaaah!!¡± ¡°Hmm hmmm. This seems to be a fairly effective trap.¡± ¡°Dammit! Help me, please! I have money! I¡¯ve left a lot of it with the guild, I¡¯ll even give you all of Kiwami¡¯s toooooooo!¡± Just as Gesunoh finished his plea, the golems stopped falling. ¡°Hah, hah¡ I¡¯m, saved¡?¡± However, the iron golems that had fell began to surround Gesunoh. Even if they were stone golems rather than iron ones, the C-Rank Gesunoh still wouldn¡¯t be able to make it out of this. Where would he even run to? The entrance was still blocked off by needles either way. ¡°Rei, why are you ying around?¡± ¡°Ah¡ªsenpai. I¡¯m not, I¡¯m just experimenting with this trap Master made. I¡¯m definitely not ying around at all, okay?¡± The silver-haired woman talked with the beastkin ve as though they knew each other well. Behind the ve was a wooden doll wearing Shina¡¯s clothes. On its neck was the ve cor Kiwami gave her. On her shoulder was Kiwami herself, still unconscious. Gesunoh finally realized that they¡¯d been set up. ¡°Dammit¡ why, why are you looking at me like that!? What did I do to you!?¡± ¡°Senpai, what is that thing talking about? You there, were you not hunting rookies?¡± ¡°Hunting people that are weaker than you ismon sense! I¡¯m not in the wrong!¡± ¡°So that¡¯s what you want to say in your current situation? Alright, then.¡± Hearing her say that, Gesunoh also realized that he himself was a pathetic, weak thing to the golems hounding him. How stupid could he be to say that? ¡°Kiwami, wake up, Kiwamiii! Get up, save me, do somethiiing!¡± Hearing his voice, Kiwami stirred. ¡°Uuu¡ darling? I¡ ow! Eh, what? What happened?¡± ¡°Honey! Kill theeeeem! Hurry up, don¡¯t hold baaaack!¡± Gesunoh shouted four orders to the cor of the doll holding Kiwami. With that, the cor would tighten until it broke the doll¡¯s wooden neck. As nned, Gesunoh managed to use [Illegal Order: 5]¡¯s effect to destroy its neck. Its wooden head dropped to the ground. Following that, Kiwami also fell to the ground. ¡°Kill them! Hurry, do iiiit!!¡± ¡°Yeah, I don¡¯t really get what¡¯s happening, but die!¡± She quickly cut through the cords restraining her limbs with a small knife she¡¯d had tucked into her sleeves. Then, following through with her movement, she simrly went at the silver-haired girl with a needle-looking weapon she¡¯d had tucked in her other sleeve. She¡¯s dead! Gesunoh and Kisumi both believed that to be so, but the attack didn¡¯t hit¡ªit missed¡ That is, although it had definitely hit its intended location, it passed right through her. ¡°That was my afterimage.¡± ¡°You mean illusion?¡± ¡°Ah, no, senpai. We didn¡¯t need to tell them the truth¡¡± The two had a back and forth, watching Kiwami stumble forward from her attack. ¡°Wh-What is going on, seriously!? Why are there so many iron go¡ªgehoh!?¡± Just as Kiwami, not understanding what was happening at all, was looking looking around to try and catch up, the beastkin ve struck her in her face. Courteously, she did it on the opposite side of her face asst time. Once again, Kiwami fell unconscious. ¡°I made it more quiet.¡± ¡°Good job, senpai. I¡¯m a bit surprised at how your training¡¯s progressed¡ but still, I wonder why the mannequin golem¡¯s neck broke?¡± ¡°I think it has to do with the ve cor¡¯s effect.¡± ¡°Well, as for that magic¡ I¡¯ve received an order from Master. We will question him about itter.¡± They continued talking as though nothing had happened. Kiwami¡¯s resistance turned out to be meaningless. ¡ There was too much of a gap in strength between them. How did this happen to him? Gesunoh felt his mind fall into the abyss. ¡°Oh, Golem-donos. Please hurry up and seize that thing for me.¡± The silver-haired girl said it as though she were telling them to pick up garbage from the ground. Following her orders, the iron golems swarmed Gesunoh. An indication of being a C-Rank adventurer was being able to take an iron golem on one-on-one. Gesunoh, one of those C-Rank adventurers, was surrounded by countless iron golems. He desperately tried resisting but was beaten by their iron fists until he crumbled, cking out. Chapter 291 Rookie Hunting (6) ¡°Uwaaaah! ¡ Huh?¡± When Gesunoh woke up, he was in some stone passageway. Kiwami was with him. His body didn¡¯t hurt and Kiwami¡¯s face had somehow returned to normal. ¡°Huh? ¡ Oh, so it was a dream. That was a weird one.¡± He had no idea why he¡¯d fallen asleep at a ce like this, but he figured it was probably due to a trap or something. Their prey were monsters, the ve was a monster, and there was a silver-haired girl that controlled iron golems. There¡¯s no way that had actually happened. Let alone the fact that there was a literal swarm of iron golems. What a horrid nightmare. Given that his body and Kiwami¡¯s face were perfectly alright, it had to have been a dream. He could recall it with far too much rity, but it was a dream. Let¡¯s just forget that one. Gesunoh told himself. ¡°Hey, Kiwami, get up.¡± ¡°Mmm¡ what is it, darling? ¡ Huh?¡± Gesunoh shook Kiwami awake, causing her to look about. ¡°¡ What happened to the Ojou-sama and her elf guard? And that silver haired girl?¡± ¡°H-honey, you had the same dream?¡± ¡°Dream¡? Right, yeah, it was a dream.¡± Kiwami answered, feeling her face. ¡°So then this is¡ somewhere you brought me, right, darling?¡± ¡°No, I just woke up too. Honey, you don¡¯t know where we are either?¡± ¡°No clue¡ we¡¯re in the dungeon though?¡± Judging from the feeling the area gave off, probably. Maybe part of thebyrinth? They suddenly heard footsteps. Other adventurers? No, there¡¯s too many. And those footsteps sound too heavy¡ ¡°Does that sound like iron golems to you¡? And a lot of them¡¡± ¡°A swarm of iron golems¡? Let¡¯s get away from here.¡± Reminding him of the iron golem swarm he saw in his dream, Gesunoh paled. Kiwami also saw a lot of iron golems in her dream, so she chose to run without ridiculing Gesunoh at all. They may have been C-Rank adventurers, but there were only the two of them, after all. However, Kiwami hadn¡¯t noticed it. This door was more gorgeous than the ones other rooms had. It was this dungeon¡¯s boss room. A door that lead them even deeper into hell. ¡ Inside the room, it was like a castle¡¯s audience chamber. However, there was no one in it. Only a treasure chest. ¡°Kiwami, look! There¡¯s a treasure chest.¡± ¡°Wait up, Gesunoh. It has to be trapped. Let¡¯s be careful.¡± They took its appearance as a silver lining to their situation. As the two approached the treasure chest, the door they came in mmed closed. Then¡ªit fell down. Baaaang! A tremor so loud they could feel it in their guts. Having fallen onto the stone pavement, it let out a jarring metallic sound everytime it moved its body. It spread its wings and lifted its head up. Its red eyes devoid of life locked onto the two of them. It looked exactly like the strongest of all species¡ªa dragon. [PULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!] A different metallic noise, one more like a flute sounded out as it roared. ¡°An iron¡ dragon!?¡± ¡°R-Run away!¡± Abandoning the chest, they found a door further in the room after looking for a way out. The two of them ran to it as fast as they could, but the door was locked. ¡°Quick, get it open Kiwami!¡± ¡°Wait! Crap, I-I can¡¯t open it!¡± ¡°Wha¡ª¡ you¡¯re a scout though!? Just open it, quick!¡± ¡°There¡¯s not even a keyhole, how could I!? We¡¯re in a boss room!¡± It was a door that wouldn¡¯t open without first defeating the boss. ¡°I-It¡¯s not my fault! You¡¯re the one that said toe into here!¡± ¡°And you agreed!! You¡¯re a warrior, so deal with the dragon!¡± ¡°There¡¯s no way I could, it¡¯s a f*cking dragon!¡± Bang, bang. The dragon slowly approached them. They didn¡¯t have time to argue back and forth. ¡°¡ Honey, I have an idea. One of us will get its attention while the other runs to the other door.¡± ¡°Oh, so that means you¡¯ll be the decoy right, darling?¡± ¡°How about we go opposite directions, whichever it follows will be the decoy. Yeah?¡± ¡°¡ Alright.¡± And so the two took off to the left and right, running in opposite directions. The dragon headed to Kiwami¡ª ¡ªand struck at Gesunoh with its iron tail. Gesunoh was slow in dodging it due to running, but was about to manage avoiding the blow, when¡ ¡°Ugoh!¡± The tail changed its trajectory midway as though it had its own set of eyes, knocking Gesunoh over and causing him to lose consciousness. £ª ¡°Uwaaaah! ¡ Huh?¡± When Gesunoh woke up, he was in some stone passageway. Kiwami was with him. His body didn¡¯t hurt and Kiwami¡¯s was sleeping next to him. ¡°Huh? ¡ Oh, so it was a dream. That was a weird one¡¡± He had no idea why he¡¯d fallen asleep at a ce like this, but he figured it was probably due to a trap or something. ¡ Deja vu. ¡°Hey, Kiwami, get up.¡± ¡°Mmm¡ what is it, darling? ¡ Huh?¡± Gesunoh shook Kiwami awake, causing her to look about. ¡°¡ What happened to the Ojou-sama and her elf guard? And that silver haired girl?¡± ¡°H-honey? Was that a dream? More importantly, you didn¡¯t see the dream with a dragon in it?¡± ¡°Dream¡? Right, yeah, it was a dream¡ Dragon? No, I didn¡¯t¡± Kiwami answered, feeling her face. She didn¡¯t see the dragon? In that case, with what happened there, this is a dream too? ¡°So then this is¡ somewhere you brought me, right, darling?¡± ¡°W-Well, lets just get away from here. I¡¯m getting a bad feeling.¡± ¡°Eh¡? Well alright then, how about we hide in that room there?¡± The room Kiwami pointed at was the room they were attacked by the dragon inside his dream. ¡°We should stay away from that room.¡± ¡°But I can hear footsteps, and a lot of them at that¡¡± Gesunoh heard them too. There were a lot. And they were heavy¡ If Kiwami couldn¡¯t remember anything, then maybe it really was a dream? I mean, I should be dead now otherwise. Coming to that conclusion, Gesunoh decided to escape into the room. He couldn¡¯t see the treasure chest that had been there, reassuring him that it was just a dream. ¡°Don¡¯t let your guard down, honey. Like the ceiling¡ª¡± ¡°The ceiling? There¡¯s nothing there. What are you watching out for, darling?¡± ¡°A dragon. This is a boss room.¡± ¡°¡ Setting aside the dragon thing, this is possibly a boss room.¡± They could see a door leading further in at the end of the room¡ just like his dream. ¡°¡ That door¡¯s locked, probably. No keyhole either.¡± ¡°Eh? How do you know?¡± ¡°I¡¯m going to keep watch here at the entrance, make sure nothing gets in.¡± ¡°Well, okay¡ but you¡¯re acting weird, darling.¡± Then, just as Kiwami started heading to the door at the other end¡ª [PULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!] There was a metallic roar, loud enough to hurt their ears. Coming out of seemingly no where, an iron dragon just appeared. It was like he saw in his dream, the same shape and everything. ¡°Hii¡ uwaaaaah!¡± ¡°Darling!?¡± Gesunoh immediately ran away. Deserting Kiwami, he went out of the room¡ª ¡ªand saw countless iron golems waiting outside, blocking the passageway on both sides. ¡°Please go back inside.¡± It was hiding among the golems¡¯ shadows, but the dog-eared ve was there. Gesunoh¡¯s legs trembled. A fully equipped adult adventurer, trembling before a tan-skinned young girl. It was a strange sight. ¡°That¡¯s strange, your memory should have been erased¡ Neru? Did you not do it?¡± [I diiiid, but doing it five times in a row is hard. Let alone normally, just removing the memory of feeling the fear of death is hard at that point.¡± ¡°¡ I understand. Goshujin-sama still wants us to test the dragon, though.¡± Test? Goshujin-sama? What about the blue hair¡ªno, the doll? And the dragon? His head didn¡¯t feel right. ¡°What¡¯s going on!? What is your goal!?¡± ¡°Didn¡¯t I just say it? We¡¯re testing¡ oh well, let¡¯s erase your memory more thoroughly. It¡¯s alright, we know from experience that you won¡¯t die so long as we heal you. So please don¡¯t worry and go challenge the dragon¡ªNeru, possession.¡± [Yessss! A possession request! ¡ Understood, prating noooow!] £ª ¡°Uwaaaah! ¡ Huh?¡± When Gesunoh woke up, he was in some stone passageway. Kiwami was with him. His body didn¡¯t hurt and Kiwami¡¯s was sleeping next to him. ¡°Huh? ¡ Oh, so it was a dream. That was a weird one¡ it was a dream, yeah, a dream¡ huh? What¡ was I dreaming about¡?¡± Still confused, Gesunoh decided to wake Kiwami up. Gesunoh would never know how many times this reurred. Chapter 292 Rookie Hunting Hunting I informed the guild about dealing with the two rookie hunters were deep in the dungeon. Once I handed over the skewered guild cards they had on them as proof, they expressed their gratitude. By the way, as for their [Collections], I had Meat turn into Subus Wanko1 and charm them, causing them to tell us everything. I didn¡¯t know about it when we actually assaulted them, but, obviously, they had G-Rank Cards skewered as well. Three full skewers of them. ¡ Rather, what was up with the guy keeping body parts for his collection? Stuff like ears, fingers, stuff that stuck out like that. I incinerated them all. ¡°¡ Looking at the oldest cards they had, it seemed they traveled through the Holy Kingdom and Daido beforeing to the Raverio Empire. They also appear to have killed quite a few people. However, it seems as though none of them were the children of aristocrats that will raise issue with us, so that is one worry out of the way, thankfully.¡± So that¡¯s what the guild was worried about¡? Or is it that there not being any dead aristocrats is good? It appeared as though it was fine to simply say that they couldn¡¯t confirm any aristocrats¡¯ deaths. Something like she¡¯d have to do extra work if there were actually any dead aristocrats, I guess. It looks like I¡¯ll even be getting a reward¡ well, guess I¡¯ll ept it. As an adventurer, I¡¯ll have to split it with my cooperators¡ªMaidence and Shikina. £ª Well, that¡¯s why I now have a pair of rookie hunters. I¡¯d told the guild that they died in the dungeon, but I obviously kept them alive. ¡°So Kehma, how are you going to kill them? You¡¯re not going to let them live right?¡± ¡°Obviously. They targeted my body pillow, they¡¯ll have to pay with their lives.¡± ¡°So will we put them in the human farm that got made a while back?¡± Come to think of it, we had one of those, huh. I think I left it to Rei to manage¡? I wonder if they¡¯re still alive? We don¡¯t need them anymore with the vige and all, huh? ¡°I¡¯ll have them be dungeon testers.¡± ¡°Testers?¡± ¡°To keep it brief, I¡¯ll have them simte boss battles and use them to experiment my traps on.¡± The only people that have made it deep enough into the dungeon for the boss room so far was the ck wolf Rin and the saintess. Outside of the first four floors meant for rookies, our dungeon is still verycking in actual testing. That included the haniwa golem, the iron haniwa golem, and the most recent golem dragon boss I¡¯d built with traps installed in it. Although I¡¯d been putting them to the test against Meat and Ichika as a temporary measure, I end up having the bosses hold back. I mean, there¡¯s a chance they¡¯d die if I didn¡¯t. I¡¯m also testing them with golems I don¡¯t need anymore¡ but really, having them fight against actual humans would be for the best. In addition to those, I¡¯ve never even tried using the passage that has a hidden ss wall2 that breaks into an oil pond. Would it actually be effective? I finally have C-Rank adventurers to try everything out on, so let¡¯s make use of them. ¡°I¡¯ll even be able to have Meat and Neru practice with the possession.¡± The dungeon¡¯s ultimate weapon, Subus Wanko3. I hadn¡¯t tested it out due to how excessive it would be, but I don¡¯t mind giving it a go on these death row criminals of ours. At any rate, I¡¯d like them to keep testing all these things out without being afraid. If that¡¯s possible with memory maniption through charm, there¡¯s nothing I won¡¯t throw against them. Even in the worst case scenario and they attack, given their strength, Meat could easily deal with them. I¡¯d already had her go out to confiscate that girl¡¯s collection and her effectiveness was self-evident. I also had her take their money and items, so I¡¯ll turn that all into dungeon treasure after I look through it. I¡¯ll even be able to figure out how far I can push them to dying before [Healing] stops bringing them back. I¡¯ll get myself as much experience out of the two of them as possible. £ª While gradually raising the hurdle each time, I had them go against the golem dragon and haniwas, test the traps, and fight against the golems an goblins en masse while I was at it. It was pretty grotesque, but I was able to get plenty of training in recovery magic. I came to find out that even if their arms broke, it¡¯d be fine as long as it was still attached. It ate through a lot of magical power, but I could even regrow fingers. They weren¡¯t able to move regrown appendages too well after that though, so I suppose rehabilitation would be necessary. But even that problem went away by using charm to imnt the concept that it was properly regrown into their minds. Like seriously. The allpurposeness of charm is nearly at [Create Golem]¡¯s level. Since I wasn¡¯t able to regrow an entire arm, I put a y golem on the man to act as his prosthetic left arm. He himself was convinced it was his actual arm because of the charm, so while it did creak a bit, he was able to use it properly. In truth, it was actually pretty scary. This one was a y golem, but imagine how crazily effective it would¡¯ve been if I¡¯d used orichalcum to make the prosthetic? I wouldn¡¯t do it, though. Well, I had them go through this and that¡ and while I¡¯d nned on having them go through being half-killed, healed, and having their memories erased as many times as they had Guild Cards on those skewers, it looked like I was going to ovee the limits of recovery magic before that. Now then, I wonder how much longer they¡¯llst~¡ oh. Well, the woman just took the golem dragon¡¯s breathFire Trap head on. Woah, talk about crispy. Is it because she was already covered in oil? Still though, there¡¯s only bone left. She¡¯s definitely dead¡ I¡¯d be freaked out if I could make her live through that. Must have tweaked the output incorrectly¡ she was getting a bit rattled in the head after having her memory erased so often though, so oh well. [Uwaaaaah! No, no, I don¡¯t want to diiiiiie! Geho¡ªwh, wha¡ my arm¡ hiiiii, a golem¡¯s arm!? Where¡¯s my aaaaarm!?] Guess he hit his limit too. I had the golem dragon behead him. I got the DP ie from them dying. I¡¯d defeated them over and over, so it was just a single digit¡¯s worth. He got cremated after that so he only had bones left too, but¡ yeah. ¡°Even if you¡¯re dead, I still have a few uses for you two.¡± And so I took their bones. I¡¯d been seeing a lot of grotesque stuff with me practicing recovery magic on them, so that¡¯s probably why I didn¡¯t feel so grossed out by their bones this time. Yeah, that¡¯s got to be it. £ª ¡°Hyah! Eat this!¡± ¡°Uoh¡ª!¡± A few dayster, in the Golen adventurer guild¡¯s training za. In the za were two skeletons serving to act as training partners for rookies. They were equipped with foam armor. Yeah. I¡¯d turned Gesunoh and Kiwami¡¯s skeletons into golems. I used iron to supplement the bones from Gesunoh¡¯s missing left arm. They were now being treated as temporary guild staff to act as anti-skeleton practice. The veterans seeing skeletons having duels against people with foam weapons scoffed at it, but it was valuable tactical training for the rookies. Our dungeon had a stable number of goblins in it, so there were many rookiesing here to acquire experience in actualbat. Thanks to that, these skeletons had quickly be popr. I don¡¯t know who named them, but I hear they¡¯re calling them [Pooji] and [Rodah]. I don¡¯t know what the names mean or which has which name, but maybe they¡¯re fallback names like Pochi, Tama, and John Doe? I talked to Receptionist-san, who was overseeing the training. ¡°How are the two doing?¡± ¡°Oh, Kehma-san. You¡¯ve found weird things yet again¡ ve skeletons?¡± ¡°Yeah, I found them pretty far into the dungeon. The fact that it¡¯s simr to what the Beddhism scriptures says happens to criminals is merely a coincidence.¡± As I said, bing an enved skeleton that wouldbor day and night without pay had be one of the highest punishments in the Beddhism scripture. Like ¡®oooh, how scary¡¯. ¡°They work well together, too. They sometimes perform keen attacks, keeping the tension high. If I gave them a rank as adventurers, I would have to say D-Rank, perhaps even C-Rank.¡± ¡°I see, it looks like they are useful.¡± ¡°Oh yes, they have been very useful for training¡ However, those movements, surely they aren¡¯t those rookie hunters? But I just get this feeling¡¡± As expected of Receptionist-san. As keen as ever. I watched for a bit longer, but the skeletons just punched and beat rookie opponents. Well, whatever. Having people that killed rookies instead serve to work for their sake from here on is probably for the best. They could at least work until their bones are ground down to dust. Chapter 293 Attack Today in Golen was peaceful. The adventurer-cum-farmer vigers were devoting themselves to caring for their fields. ¡°Man, my field¡¯s doing great today too. Grow big, my lovely cucumbers.¡± ¡°Aah, your leaves are shining so fresh today! Don¡¯t be giving anyone sneak peaks of your good stuff, my Radish-chans!¡± ¡°Pfft, who¡¯d want to look at your radishes? Follow my elegant potatoes¡¯ example!¡± They, who¡¯d obtained the knowledge of [Talking to your nts helps them grow] from the book at the Beddhism Gathering, had begun talking to their beloved vegetables as part of their daily routine. They¡¯d doubted it at first, but their nts were still alive. There were nts that moved about to eat people like monsters, so they figured it wasn¡¯t too weird. Deciding to give pouring their love onto their nts a shot and noticing that there truly was a difference, they abandoned anyst traces of doubt they had about it. And, indeed, they grew even more delicious. So there wasn¡¯t actually a need for them to continue talking to them. ¡°It¡¯s almost harvest time, huh~¡± ¡°Kukuku, I¡¯ll have Kinue-san cook them and get the Sister-sans to nom on my children¡ no, my prided children!¡± ¡°Hm? What¡¯s that?¡± One of the vigers noticed something up in the sky. It started out as a small dot, but steadily grew muchrger. Its body was huge and covered with red scales. It had featherless, bat-like wings and a reptilian head, upon which grew huge horns. It was a red dragon. ¡°!? A dragon!? We gotta run!¡± ¡°Whaaat!? Are you aiming for my field!? You bastard, I¡¯ll drive you away with my holy radishes! Just you see!¡± ¡°You want my cucumbers!? Three of them!? You don¡¯t!? Do you!?¡± ¡°Dammit, so you actually want mine!? ¡ªNo wait, we gotta run, seriously!¡± The fire-attributed red dragon, or rather, its body was d in a fiery ze. Was it a me dragon, even more specialized in the fire-attribute than red dragons? Once the viger got to the point of realizing that, the dragon pped its wings and stopped mid-air. Following that, it opened its mouth¡ªand breathed. ¡°Crap! This is the first time I¡¯ve seen it but that¡¯s definitely its breath attack! It¡¯sing!¡± ¡°H-Hey, you want me to leave my radishes!? I can get a few more, just give me a sec.¡± ¡°You wanna die!? You can grow more radishes! ¡ Wait, uwaaah!?¡± Immediately after¡ªmes covered the ground. £ª ¡°¡ And that¡¯s how a part of the vige was burned by a dragon.¡± ¡°How many were injured?¡± ¡°There were none, thankfully. A small mercy.¡± ¡°That so?¡± I nodded after hearing Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma¡¯s debriefing. Well, I already knew since I saw it on the map. By the way, I¡¯d started wondering if this dragon was going to be another overpowered thing annoying me like Rin, but it flew up to the summit of Tsuia Mountain. It was probably a field dragon1, so Ontentoo¡¯s dungeon should be able to manage¡ actually, maybe it¡¯ll be hard since they both specialize in fire? Let¡¯s ask him about itter. Oh, maybe it¡¯s Redra¡¯s rtive? ¡°What will we do?¡± ¡°Hm? Oh yeah, I guess I¡¯ll check out the actual damage it did first¡ As for the dragon, well, I¡¯ll think of something.¡± Although I went to go see the burned fields after that, the ground wasn¡¯t particrly vitrified. It just looked like it was burned normally. It¡¯ll be able to be reseeded by the evening if I send out golems to plow it again. ¡°So it was the improved version of a red dragon, a me dragon? Seriously, if it can just breath out mes like that, it¡¯s like it was just ying around or something.¡± ¡°Oh? Vige Chief Kehma, you were familiar with dragons? It¡¯s like you¡¯re a top ss adventurer.¡± ¡°¡ Rokuko knows a bit about them. I just heard it from her.¡± Let¡¯s not say anything about me actually knowing a red dragon. ¡°By the way, why are you crying like you just watched you just watched your daughter get killed?¡± ¡°I¡¯m the owner of this field. This ce is where I raised and hand-nurtured my radishes¡ and they¡¯re all gone.¡± ¡°There aren¡¯t too many, but I did manage to get a few of my cucumbers to safety! My potatoes were in the ground and just got roasted, so they¡¯re roasted and delicious to eat too!¡± Oh, so that¡¯s why today turned into an all-you-can-eat potato festival? I ate some of them too. The radish farmer¡¯s friends, two others who were simrly affected by the dragon, pped the radish farmer¡¯s shoulders to cheer him up. ¡°Hah hah hah! This is the the elegance of potatoes! A huge win for potatoes!¡± ¡°By the way, my cucumbers I mixed in with the potato sd tasted great right?¡± ¡°Ya bastards!¡± Unexpectedly, it looks like they¡¯re doing fine, that¡¯s all that matters. ¡°Rather, none of the radishes are still edible? They¡¯re root vegetables, right?¡± ¡°It spoiled my n to put knee socks onto the younger white radishes though, dammiiiiiit¡!¡± ¡°You¡ alright. So that¡¯s why you were heading into the dungeon so aggressively recently, you were getting enough for them, huh? Alright, go ahead, you can cry.¡± ¡ Unexpectedly, it looks like they¡¯re doing fine, that¡¯s all that matters. Well, their primary ie is from adventuring, so it¡¯s not like they¡¯ll go broke from their crops being ruined. They could even borrow equipment from the guild¡ Rather, from what I got out of their skit from before the dragon attacked, I can¡¯t even tell if they¡¯re idiots, hard-headed, confused as heck, idiots, have some secret way to survive, or idiots. ¡°Err, well, it¡¯s great that no one died.¡± ¡°Agreed, Vige Chief Kehma. By the way, they¡¯re just idiots. Normal adventurers wouldn¡¯t have frozen and would¡¯ve actually ran away. They were saved by the dragon¡¯s whims.¡± ¡°¡ That so? Oh, their houses burned down as well. Let¡¯s allow them to stay at the inn at a discount while their houses are repaired.¡± ¡°Ah, you won¡¯t allow them to stay for free?¡± ¡°They won¡¯t work if they don¡¯t have to pay.¡± Wozuma looked at me and sighed. Yep, what¡¯s that about me ying innocent? Huh? ¡°I¡¯m fine, I don¡¯t have to work. I¡¯m just a figurehead, after all.¡± ¡°¡ I think you work plenty enough though?¡± Hahaha, good joke. Even if you say I¡¯m working, I¡¯m just signing a few documents a day, it¡¯s super easy. I¡¯ve delegated all of the troublesome stuff to everyone else. My job basically just amounts to making an appearance every now and then, like how I¡¯m out and about because of this stuff. Yep, being a figurehead is a great job! ¡°Well, pick yourselves up. You¡¯ll be farmers again soon, Golen will help you.¡± ¡°Vige Chief¡! I¡¯ll do my best to raise my radishes again! I¡¯ll definitely put kneesocks on them this time¡!¡± ¡°Nice. Right, do you have any seeds left?¡± ¡°Oh,e to think of it, those went with my house¡ will I have to leave my field for a while¡?¡± ¡°Hm? You¡¯d have to leave your field empty? That¡¯s no good, how about trying to raise these?¡± Pretending to fish around the bag at my waist, I took out sugarbeet seeds from my [Storage]. They were the things I¡¯d gotten frustrated at after trying to use to earn money way back when. ¡°Oooh¡ thank you, Vige Chief! What sort of seeds are these?¡± ¡°They¡¯re sugarbeets, they can be used to make sugar. There should be a book in the church on how to do it, so give it a look.¡± The recipe for that should be in a part of the book that talked about fertilizer that Ichika tranted. ¡°¡ Vige Chief, where did you get seeds like these?¡± ¡°That¡¯s a Beddhism secret.¡± ¡°Seriously? Beddhism is the best¡ thank you! Good Night!¡± ¡°Woah, I¡¯m so jealous¡ Vige Chief, please give me some too!¡± ¡°Me too! Me Too!¡± ¡°I don¡¯t mind, but The cucumber farmer and potato farmer came and asked for some as well, so I gave also gave some to them. They were my leftovers either way, so go for it. Oh, but now I¡¯ll have to call all three of them sugarbeet farmers, so how should I split them up¡? Eh, whatever. ¡°As expected of the Vige Chief. When did you manage to prepare those?¡± ¡°I¡¯ve forgotten at this point, it¡¯s been a while.¡± Wozuma just shrugged his shoulders in response. ¡ Did I say something weird? 1. As in not dungeon-rted. Chapter 294 The Dragon¡¯s Rtionship A reaction came from [me Cavern], the dungeon in Tsuia Mountain, for the first time in a long time. As dragon-formed Redra rushed down the passage surprisingly quickly despite barely fitting in it, a red dragon was eating magma slimes as though they were snacks. Well ustomed to the path, she descended the stairs unhesitatingly. The other dragon went down the quickest path it could take to get to the boss room on the fifth floor, looking as though it was ustomed to the route and arriving surprisingly quickly.¡ªNormally speaking, there would be a red minotaur waiting there. Today, however, the red dragon, Redra, someone who was both this dungeon¡¯sst boss and dungeon master, was waiting there. Upon the two red dragons meeting face to face, they both took a deep breath in. It was in preparation for a breath attack¡ªand a serious one at that. Then¡ª ¡°¡± GAAAAAAAAAH!! ¡°¡± Simultaneously, they both let out a shining, fiery breath as though they¡¯d rehearsed it. Their white-hot mes shed, instantly raising the boss room¡¯s temperature. Cutting off their breaths after a while, they walked halfway over to each other, leaving their footsteps in the heat-softened stone floor. Then, they cheerfully bumped each other with their noses. ¡°Look at you! Your me¡¯s looking good! You haven¡¯t shirked your practice huh, Igni!?¡± ¡°Of course Mama! Who do you think I am!?¡± ¡°My daughter, obviously! Hahaha!¡± The dragons bellowed out in high spirits. Their rtionship was that of mother and daughter. Redra was the mother, with the me dragon Igni being the daughter. It had been several decades since they¡¯dst seen each other. Just then, the father¡ªthe smander dungeon core Ontentoo popped up. ¡°Oh, you¡¯re lookin¡¯ good eh, Igni.¡± ¡°I¡¯m back, Papa! Yep, really good!¡± With her huge me dragon body¡ªIgnis charged at Ontentoo. Their size differences was like a minitruck and a bus, but this was the dignity of a father. Ontentoo stood his ground and took her charge, using his tail to help disperse the force of it as his hind legs sunk into the floor. ¡°Ya¡¯ve gotten bigger sincest time, hah. Aren¡¯t ya going to pass up Redra here?¡± ¡°Really? Isn¡¯t Mama just getting smaller?¡± ¡°I am not! Seriously, young people nowadays just grow up too fast! Well, I guess I¡¯m still young for a dragon though!¡± Her head patted by Redra like some kind of hug, Igni giggled like a child. ¡°Still though, the area¡¯s changed a lot.¡± ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s been what, thirty years since yast came here? ¡®Course it¡¯d change. Like that vige at the mountain¡¯s base.¡± ¡°It was a hundred years ago. Oh right, now that you mention it, I did have a bit of fun with some insects on the way up the mountain! They ran around in such a panic!¡± Seeing Igni smile, Ontentoo¡¯s face cramped. ¡°Oh, err, where exactly are ya saying this happened?¡± ¡°About halfway up I guess. They were some clothed, not-burning monkeys1 They had some little huts so I burned them for a bit too.¡± This caused even Redra to realize what happened as well. ¡°¡ Hey, 112Ontentoo, by insects, could she mean¡¡± ¡°Probably. Aaalright,e here for a sec Igni. Ya didn¡¯t forget how to transform riiight?¡± ¡°Eh? Papa, what are you¡ ow ow ow!? Don¡¯t pull on my wings!?¡± * When I went to listen to what Ontentoo had to say, there was also a child around Meat¡¯s age¡ªwith red reptilian scales on her arms and legs and a tail that looked like Ontentoo¡¯s, as if Redra had changed into human form and rolled back her age¡ªwith him. ¡°Sorry, Kehma! Our idiot daughter troubled you!¡± And the first thing Ontentoo did was bow his reptilian head. ¡°Ontentoo, you actually had a kid¡? Well, please raise your head.¡± ¡°Yeah! She takes after Redra in her cuteness and idiocy¡¡ªI mean, her stupidity¡¯s troubling¡!¡± Looking at me as I scratched my head, Ontentoo bowed again. In other words, it looks like the me dragon that burned those fields is Ontentoo¡¯s daughter. ¡°Papa!? Why¡¯re you bowing your head to an insect like him!?¡± ¡°Shaddup you stupid girl! He¡¯s my friend, so bow your head after troubling him!¡± ¡°Papa¡¯s friend!? Papa has a friend!? I thought you only ever stayed deep in the rookery or flirted with Mama though!?¡± ¡°That¡¯s what ya care about!? Papa¡¯s a dungeon core, I can¡¯t just leave whenever!¡± At least it looks like they get along well. ¡°Just to make sure we¡¯re on the same page, Ontentoo, this girl is the dragon that burned my vige¡¯s fields?¡± ¡°Y-Yeah. All I can do is apologize for your colleagues¡¯ deaths¡ but if ya want, I can hand ya some DP. Igni¡ªthat¡¯s her name. It¡¯s selfish to ask¡ but please leave her her life.¡± ¡°Oh, well, it¡¯s fine. All that happened was some fields and houses burning down, no one died. Taking a child¡¯s life would be way too much anyway.¡± ¡°Really? That¡¯s great. One of them silver linings eh?¡± Ontentoo let out a relieved sigh. What a good father. ¡°I don¡¯t have any problems with it if you pay reparations with DP¡ªmm, I really don¡¯t, but¡¡± ¡°It doesn¡¯t feel like ya want to say it¡¯s fine since it was a kid havin¡¯ some fun. Just say it¡ how can I make up for it? Is there anythin¡¯?¡± ¡°Something troublesome¡¯s happened.¡± Yeah, troublesome. Even if I¡¯m just a figurehead, I¡¯m still the vige chief. ¡°I was thinking about putting together a dragon subjugation group.¡± ¡°¡ Kehma, even if it¡¯s ya, I¡¯ll kill ya if ya aim for my family¡¯s lives. Even if she¡¯s an idiot, she¡¯s still my daughter.¡± ¡°Of course. Anyone would be like that, even me.¡± ¡°What, Kehma, ya¡¯ve had a kid with Rokuko? Kukaka, children are cute yeah?¡± ¡°No no no no, I haven¡¯t. I. Have. Not.¡± ¡°Hmm? Really? I thought humans reproduced quickly though?¡± I cleared my throat and brought the conversation back on topic. ¡°I was thinking that I¡¯d probably put together a dragon subjugation group.¡± ¡°Why though?¡± If I had to put it bluntly, it was to get rid of public unease. I don¡¯t mind it after talking about what happened with Ontentoo, but there¡¯s no way that humans were a species that would be fine knowing a threat like that¡¯s nearby. And so I, burdened by the billboard known as being a vige chief, had to cope with the vige¡¯s threat. ¡°¡ And that¡¯s what¡¯s happened. Just a lot of annoying stuff.¡± ¡°Aah, well, humans are stupid weak alone. Though there are some exceptions.¡± ¡°Which is why I¡¯m going to establish the group¡ It¡¯ll give me the best control over the situation. Then I¡¯m nning on just saying that we drove back the me dragon.¡± ¡°I get it.¡± ¡°Hmph! There¡¯s no way insects could beat me, no matter how many of you group together! I don¡¯t know what¡¯s up with you being Papa¡¯s friend or whatever but you¡¯re an idiot!¡± Igni interjected, loudly at that. mes appeared, clinging to her body and raising the room¡¯s temperature. Ontentoo promptly knocked her on the head. ¡°Igni! Kehma¡¯s not fire resistant, restrain yourself!¡± ¡°Agu! ¡ Sowwy¡¡± Aah, yeah, please be careful. I¡¯m currently using [Super Transformation] to turn into [Me], so even though I have an extra life, I¡¯d seriously like to avoid dying. ¡°By the way, there¡¯s a good chance one of those [Exceptions] will be in the lineup.¡± ¡°¡ Is it that hero that came to our dungeon before? So there¡¯s a chance he¡¯ll be in it too?¡± ¡°Moreover, he¡¯s even had a power up since thest time you saw him.¡± ¡°Seriously? ¡ Then even Redra might be in trouble if they go head on.¡± ¡°Eh, Mama might not win?¡ Isn¡¯t that bad?¡± Igni finally seemed to have grasped the weight of the situation. ¡ Now then, how about we start our preparations? 1. Yeah, it says not-burning. No clue. Maybe it¡¯s just how she sees them since they didn¡¯t get hit by her mes? Chapter 295 The Day of Departure (One Night Two Days at Most) Gozoh, the adventurer representative, came to the vige chief¡¯s office. Putting down the unfinished Beddhist scripture, I listened to what he had to say. The first thing Gozoh opened with was this. ¡°I¡¯m gonna rout that dragon, Kehma.¡± ¡°¡ So there¡¯s really no getting around that, huh.¡± The vige¡¯s executives had gotten together for a meeting when I was talking with Ontentoo. ¡°Kehma, you knew?¡± ¡°Did you think of anything else?¡± ¡°No. We¡¯ll have to drive the dragon away or kill it if we can, even if it¡¯ll cost us dearly¡ªso, that¡¯s why I came to ask you, our vige chief, if you knew of a way to decrease the number of sacrifices there¡¯ll be¡ Wozuma said he was sure you¡¯d have a n, but¡ do you really have one?¡± ¡°I do.¡± I responded quickly¡ but wait, Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma, what¡¯re you on about? Still though, I have to be confident here. ¡°Seriously?¡± ¡°However, this specific method is my secret. I¡¯d like to keep it to as small a number of people as possible so that it doesn¡¯t leak out. In truth, I¡¯d like to keep it to just me, Kuro, and Ichika. We should be plenty.¡± It¡¯s hard to move about with a lot of people. More so when there are secrets to keep. If possible, I¡¯d like to make it done with just us¡ ¡°Kehma, even if it¡¯s you, there¡¯s no way. At least let Roppu and I help.¡± Tch, so three people taking on the dragon was stretching it too much huh. Not trusting his figurehead of a vige chief that far was probably natural, though. Particrly when the only one who could really hold their own in a straight up fight among us would be Meat. Meat¡¯s the strongest adventurer in Golen¡ a young girl being the vige¡¯s strongest has got to say something about the vige. ¡°And you should get Setsuna, that part time worker of yours to help out too.¡± ¡°¡ Oh, yeah, I¡¯ll have her defend the vige.¡± Come to think of it, Setsuna¡¯s a thing that exists, huh. She¡¯s an adventurerparable to Meat¡ She and her sister know about dungeons and it¡¯d just get confusing and troublesome if I brought her along, so let¡¯s keep her on house-sitting duty. ¡°And there¡¯s him too yeah? Wataru¡¯s going right?¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯m not nning on sending for him though?¡± ¡°Eh, but I saw him outside the inn a bit ago? You didn¡¯t ask him toe?¡± Nope, definitely think I¡¯d remember doing that. That debtor hero, why¡¯d you have toe so early this month¡ª ¡°Kehma-san! I just heard, a wild dragon cropped up!?¡± ¡ªAh, speak of the devil. Wataru entered the room, not even bothering to knock on the door first. So he¡¯s really here¡ I was hoping it was a false rm. ¡°Oh, hey Wataru. Yeah, well, it¡¯s not something you need to worry about. It¡¯s our vige¡¯s problem after all.¡± ¡°What are you saying! I already feel like a resident here! See!? I have a Beddhist symbol!¡± Saying that, Wataru took out a Beddhist symbol from his breast pocket. It was the most supreme type, the gold one. I heard that some merchants and aristocrats had bought some, but you bought one too? ¡ Are you nning on buying a matching one for Nerune too? Eh, you already did? Thanks for the patronage~ ¡°Oh, by the way, I¡¯ve also been spreading the word of Beddhism!¡± Oi, stop being such a busy body! ¡°Rather, it¡¯s not an exaggeration to say that I, a Gold Beddhist, am practically already a member of this vige¡¯s top brass!¡± ¡°Gold Beddhist¡ what? Beddhism is a religion, so you¡¯re a believer, not some gym member. We don¡¯t make distinctions between followers based on the symbol they buy.¡± ¡°Okay sure, but I definitely think I can help you! I may act like this, but I¡¯m a hero!¡± Sure, that¡¯d normally be right, but it¡¯s annoying for me if you just act on your own¡ ¡ If that¡¯s how you¡¯re going to be, guess it¡¯s best for me to get you under my thumb at least. ¡°Alright. Let¡¯s include you in the subjugation group then¡ Gozoh, you agree that we¡¯ll be fine with just Wataru and us then yeah? A single hero¡¯s got to be worth at least a hundred people.¡± ¡°Yeah, then let me, Roppu, and Wataru all go with your team.¡± ¡°Oooh, then this is Team Bhus¡¯1 first job! Let¡¯s give it our all, Gozoh-san!¡± A drinking team? You get along so well. Though really, I guess Gozoh and Roppu will be joining because of that [We]. I didn¡¯t think that Gozoh and I were on such different pages with that [We]¡ In the end, it was decided that Hero Wataru would join the lineup¡ Hmm, let¡¯s think about it another way. If I figure that I can push all of the merits over to Wataru when pushes to shove, it¡¯s not such a bad turn of events. In fact, let¡¯s do just that. ¡ I guess the whole [That me dragon¡¯s still a whelpling so my team should be able to handle it ourselves] n we came up with is going to go to waste. That strong opening and follow-up conversation flow is something only a hero could do. * Since forming the me Dragon Subjugation Group came together quickly, I decided to have us finish up our preparations and go to Tsuia Mountain¡¯s summit. Using climing equipment. We wouldn¡¯t have needed to climb all the way up if it weren¡¯t for Wataru and Gozoh, but oh well. Let¡¯s focus on the reality of it. ¡°Go for it, vige chief! Avenge my radishes!¡± ¡°The hero¡¯s here too, so it¡¯ll work out. Maaan, so our vige chief¡¯s gonna be a dragonyer¡ how prestigious.¡± ¡°I wonder how dragon steak tastes? Vige Chief Kehma, it¡¯d be great if you brought some treats back¡¡± The vigers were waving their arms and rooting as we departed. I can¡¯t bring any steak back¡ Meat? Could you please stop drooling? Beef raised for food is way more delicious. Just because its huge, strong, and rare doesn¡¯t make it tasty. ¡°Kehma! Are you alright? You didn¡¯t forget anything?¡± That voice quieted everyone else down right away. But the person to do it was just Rokuko. Huh? Did something weird happen? ¡°Hey, Kehma, did you hear me?¡± ¡°Huh? Yeah, I heard you, I heard you. Don¡¯t worry, I¡¯m ready.¡± ¡°Do you have your weapon? Food? Handkerchief¡ that Meat¡¯s using right now, right. Here, take mine.¡± Saying that, Rokuko took our hercy white handkerchief from her breast pocket and pressed it against me. It smelled nice and sweet. Ichika secretly gave Rokuko a thumbs up. So she¡¯s behind this? I can see you, you know? ¡°Really, no having an affair with other girls just because I¡¯m not there, alright?¡± ¡°Uh-ummm¡ affair? I¡¯m going on a dragon subjugation though?¡± The surrounding vigers all started murmuring when she said affair¡ Huh? It¡¯s not like they don¡¯t know about Rokuko, she¡¯s definitely interacted with the vigers and adventurers as the inn¡¯s owner and dining hall waitress¡ ¡°A-Alright Kehma, set off! ¡ I-I¡¯ll g-give you a, a¡ k-ki¡! Anyhow! See you soon!¡± ¡°Yea¡ªow, I¡¯m off. Really, that hurts, you don¡¯t have to hit me because you¡¯re embarrassed.¡± The red-faced Rokuko was knocking me on the chest with her fists. What¡¯s she doing, seriously? A goodbye kiss? I don¡¯t know who told about that, but there¡¯s no way I¡¯d do that in front of so many people. And Ichika¡¯s dinner is now forfeit. With all that done, we set off to climb the mountain. By the way, once I checked with Gozoh on the mountain, the cause of everyone murmuring was, apparently, natural, since Rokuko, my legal wife gave me a warning to not have an affair since I was taking Meat with me. Apparently. Apparently. That¡¯s not it though!? Rokuko¡¯s my partner and Meat¡¯s my hug pillow though!? I¡¯m not doing anything to feel guilty about though!? ¡ I¡¯m not, really! 1. The name Hero Wataru gave the Wataru/Gozoh/Roppu drinking group after getting drunk with them many moons ago! Chapter 296 To the Mountain Where the Dragon Dwells The Three Hour Walk to the Summit ¡°Maaan Kehma-san, Rokuko-san sure does love you huh.¡± Oi, Wataru. Don¡¯t say anything about that to Haku-san okay? Seriously, don¡¯t. Like, not a peep. Well, setting that aside, we began to ascend the mountain. There was pretty much no trail to use at all, so we were just walking uphill and over the rocky terrain toward the summit. Even using my golem assist, it felt like I was going through one of those dreaded leg days. Talk about tiring. ¡°Oh yeah, I¡¯ll say this so this isn¡¯t misunderstood. I called us a subjugation group, but our goal is solely to prevent damage from happening to the vige. We don¡¯t have to defeat it.¡± ¡°I see. So in other words¡ Kehma-san will think of something!¡± ¡°Eh? Ah, yeah. Well, something like that.¡± ¡°Maaan, I didn¡¯t even need to be here then huh!¡± I had no clue why, but Wataru suddenly started acting like he could rely on me for stuff. Though him not needing to be here is true. ¡°You can head back if you want.¡± ¡°No way! I have to see Kehma-san¡¯s secret n with my own two eyes!¡± ¡ Which if why this sucks. Oh well then. Guess I¡¯ll have to think up a better way for this hero to not be a witness. I can¡¯t go with what we¡¯de up with in that meeting with Igni. Meing up with a secret n in time is a definite¡ probable¡ kind of¡ maybe¡ wish¡ Yeah. ¡°I¡¯m getting pretty worn out here, can we take a break?¡± I proposed a rest to everyone around halfway up the mountain. ¡°Kehma, we¡¯ve not even been going for an hour¡ Well, I figured as much. You¡¯re strong, but you have no endurance eh¡ oi, Wataru, carry him with this wood shoulder rack here.¡± ¡°Sure. Oh, hey, is that why you invited me?¡± ¡°Heeeh. Now that¡¯s a luxurious way to use a Hero-sama, haha!¡± ¡°¡®Course not, chief jokes a lot. Now Wataru, please.¡± ¡°Your vige is so great, neither Kehma-san nor me get preferential treatment.¡± Wataru was smiling. Was he an M? Maybe that trait¡¯s why he supports women (Nerune). With that, he started carrying me on his back like a stack of firewood. Aaah, sofortable. Gozoh, ncing over to me as I started to think about the preparatory meeting I¡¯d had about this while I was being carried, sighed. ¡°You¡¯re really just going to let him carry you, Kehma? Don¡¯t you feel like you¡¯ll lose something as an adventurer?¡± ¡°Eh? Gozoh, you¡¯re the one that suggested it though? The slowest one among us was me anyway. To put it another way, this is the most efficient way we can travel. How logical. As expected of one of our vige¡¯s adventurers.¡± ¡°Seriously, Kehma. What¡¯re you doing, having our strongest person do something like that¡ to be honest, I prepared that to carry back an injured or dead person.¡± ¡°That¡¯s fine. We¡¯ll just make it so that no one dies or gets injured, then I can do it on the way back too.¡± ¡°But thedies, Ichika and Kuro, are walking¡¡± ¡°Ahahaha, what¡¯re ya sayin¡¯ Gozoh? Isn¡¯t ves walkin¡¯ beside their master the way of it? More like shouldn¡¯t Goshujin-sama be on my back?¡± Ichika spoke up, followed by Meat nodding in agreement. Come to think of it, my party members are all ves huh. I half forgot about that. ¡°Oi, Wataru, you say something.¡± ¡°Kehma-san¡¯s light, it¡¯s fine. I mean, won¡¯t we get there by noon if we go with it?¡± ¡°¡ Really. Roppu, what about you?¡± ¡°I would not want to as an adventurer, but if Kehma-san is fine with it, shouldn¡¯t we just let it go?¡± ¡°Haah, is it just me then?¡± As Wataru said, at this pace, we¡¯d make it to the summit by noon. I really was slowing everyone down. ¡ Maybe I should train a bit? I mean, I am more or less a hero now, so I should get stronger if I train¡ still though¡ Let¡¯s not. Too bothersome. I can just keep sleeping in the inn, there¡¯s no reason for me to train at all. I¡¯ll just keep pushing the annoying stuff and the adventures to Wataru. Sleeping in my dungeon master-esque room really agrees with me. * Like that, we made it to the summit. Looking around to make sure that the me dragon wasn¡¯t there, I saw traces of something big entering the dungeon [me Cavern]. I¡¯d asked Igni to make sure she left marks beforehand, so I guess she did it. ¡°¡ Looks like it¡¯s not here? Did it hide somewhere¡? We can try luring it out, but I guess it¡¯s definitely in there.¡± ¡°Yeah. There¡¯s no doubt about it, those marks appear as though it¡¯s gone in and out several times. That¡¯s what I think as a hero.¡± ¡°[me Cavern] huh¡ well, I had a feeling that might be the case, so we came prepared.¡± We would rush into [me Cavern]¡ though before that, we decided to take a break next to the entrance first. ¡°Here¡¯s your lunch, and your lunch¡ Kinue¡¯s lunches are great~¡± ¡°You won¡¯t be getting any food tonight, so make sure you enjoy it yeah?¡± ¡°Why!? I was just wantin¡¯ to help out Rokuko-sama and Goshujin-sama¡¯s rtionship though!¡± ¡°Hahahah, Ichika, you said you want red pepper paste to drink? That¡¯s what you said, right?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t take my drinks tooooo!? Please forgive meeee, Goshujin-samaaaa!¡± We ate our sandwiches as we talked. As expected of Kinue-san¡¯s sandwiches, the vegetables still had a freshness to them. ¡°¡ The sun¡¯s still high up, we should be able to make it back before night.¡± ¡°Oi Kehma, there¡¯s no way we could yeah? Looking for the me dragon inside [me Cavern] then actually ying it will take a good bit of time.¡± ¡°Oooh, yeah, I guess.¡± Whoops, I was careless. I was thinking this would be done and over before the day¡¯s end since I actually know where Igni is and can just have a talk with her, but Gozoh and the others didn¡¯t know about that. But since dying my return might cause a bit of that, let¡¯s take the initiative here. ¡°¡ Well, I¡¯m already used to [me Cavern]. There aren¡¯t many traps in the upper floors, so I already have a rough idea of where the dragon¡¯s going to be. Leave it to me.¡± ¡°Oi oi. Wataru¡¯s been carrying you this whole time yeah? You barely even leave your room, how could youing here enough to be ustomed to it already?¡± Gozon had a point¡ I mean, he¡¯s right. Who would want to leave their room? ¡°Please wait, Gozoh-san. How Kehma-san is used to [me Cavern]¡ is something I believe I know! ¡°Eh¡ª¡± I felt a chill go down my back. No way, did me knowing Ontentoo get leaked¡ no, there¡¯s no way, but Wataru, what are you going to say¡? ¡°Please, recall this. [me Cavern] is connected to the dungeon in Golen, [Cave of Desires]! Kehma must have used that connection to secretly scout it out!¡± ¡°Y-Yeah. Right. Wataru, you figured it out, huh?¡± ¡°Reeeeally? Hmm, well, if that¡¯s the case, I guess it does make sense, but¡¡± That was close, seriously. I was so surprised¡ Guess I¡¯ll have to say some excuse now. ¡°¡ Well, in truth, I purchased information about this dungeon from the construction mage1. After confirming whether the information was urate with Kuro and Ichika using the route Wataru mentioned, it turned out to be very urate.¡± ¡°I see, so in addition to that masterful mage¡¯s information, the twodies are experienced in exploring it? If that¡¯s how it is, alright.¡± Looks like Gozoh was able toe to an understanding, so that¡¯s great. I pat Meat on the head. Mm? Ichika, you want me to pat you too? Eeeh, you want me to cancel your dinner ban instead? ¡ Sure, I¡¯ll consider it. Make sure you¡¯re useful during this farce of a dungeon delve. Once we finished our lunch break, we entered [me Cavern]. 1. Narikin! The Definitely-Not-Kehma Inn-Building Mage of Overnight Construction! Chapter 297 Secret n It was around the time we had finished eating and entered [me Cavern]. Well, also we did take a break to eat, we¡¯d already long since entered [me Cavern]¡¯s domain, simr to how it is with our vige. ¡°Come to think of it, me dragons are said to be the offspring of fire spirits and red dragonsing together, did you know that? There was mention of it in some of the literature in the imperial capital¡¯s library.¡± ¡°Heeeh, really? So that¡¯s why they¡¯re so specialized in the fire attribute. You could say a red dragon with a fire spirit¡¯s blessing is an unbeatable existence when ites to fire, huh. Did you know that, Kehma?¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯ve heard about it from an acquaintance before.¡± I was walking along with Meat and Ichika ahead of me. Gozoh and Roppu were following up the rear as though to protect me. Although Wataru was in the center same as me, it was so that he could respond to both attacks from the front and the rear as quickly as possible. There was basically no difference in our cement, but his role was entirely different. Gozoh and Meat were ying the red lizards while Ichika and Roppu focused on dissecting their bodies¡¯ essentials so that our baggage wouldn¡¯t grow toorge. Wataru put the goods into his [Storage]. Me? Well, I was just guiding everyone down the path Ontentoo told me about beforehand that would lead to Igni in the fifth floor¡¯s mid-boss room. That is, I was ying the fiend agent. Hahaha, what a great way to share the burdens among us. By the way, there were periodically red lizards on the path, but there¡¯d be red slimes straight away if I made a mistake on the way to go. Physical damage was ineffective against slimes, so Wataru would do some kind of bash thing on them to deal with them. Heroes are amazing, you¡¯re like some magic swordsman. Eh, you¡¯ll teach me too? ¡ Isn¡¯t that great, Meat~. It¡¯s a great chance, so learn it. ¡°Phew, that was the third red slime.¡± ¡°Sorry, let¡¯s head a little ways¡¯ back.¡± ¡°Eh, again?¡± ¡°Red slimes aren¡¯t supposed to appear on the route I investigated. That¡¯s how I memorized the route.¡± We headed back a bit. Was it a left turn a bit ago and not a right one? Just then, Gozoh spoke up. ¡°By the way, this supposed n of yours, Kehma¡ could you tell us about it here soon? What is it exactly?¡± ¡°Hmm, yeah¡¡± ¡°Please, we¡¯re about to put our lives on the line for a n we don¡¯t know anything about.¡± ¡°It kind of feels like we¡¯re bettin¡¯ huh.¡± ¡°Heh, I don¡¯t care what the n is, I believe in Kehma.¡± Oh? That¡¯s unexpected, so I guess this figurehead vige chief statuses with some faith? ¡°It¡¯s alright. My n is¡ªthis.¡± ¡°¡ Isn¡¯t that the red pepper paste you were saying you¡¯d make Ichika eat? What good¡¯s that?¡± ¡°I heard from a certain source that me dragons love alcohol and spicy things.¡± As an aside, that certain source was the person herselfIgni, so it¡¯s definitely urate. I asked Ontentoo about it since she looked like a young girl when she humanized, but it looks like there¡¯s no problem with it since she¡¯s a dragon. ¡°I have plenty of alcohol I procured from the dungeon in my [Storage], as well as some things I had Kinue-san make especially for this. To put it simply, I¡¯m going to lure it with its favorites.¡± ¡°I see¡ I like drinking alcohol too. Give me some.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll get you some of the same stuff when we head back. We¡¯re working right now, so hold out.¡± ¡°Hyuu! We definitely can¡¯t mess up then. Right Roppu, Wataru?¡± ¡°There¡¯s no more of a proper way for Team Bhus to defeat a dragon than with alcohol. Let¡¯s do it, Vige Chief Kehma.¡± ¡°It¡¯s the Eight-Headed Serpent! I got it!¡± Let¡¯s ignore Wataru¡¯s reference to that Japanese mythEight-Headed Serpent. With that, I had their consent and moved inside. We¡¯d arrived at the mid-boss room of the fifth floor, our destination. ¡°Oh, it¡¯s here.¡± ¡°It¡¯s eating a red minotaur¡ was that the original boss here?¡± When we looked into the room, Igni was eating the red minotaur in her dragon form. I¡¯d wondered if it was alright for her to eat a mid-boss, but apparently all of the upper floors¡¯ stuff are Igni¡¯s favorite snacks. How much are they spending on their daughter¡¯s food? Talk about ignoring Engel¡¯sw1. ¡°Alright, I¡¯ll be off then. If I fail, Wataru, I¡¯ll entrust the rest to you.¡± ¡°Leave it to me. I¡¯ll take your bones. You can be revived if there¡¯s even a scrap of bone left!¡± Eh, this world has revival magic? ¡°Oh, revival magic has a one in four sess rate and costs ten thousand gold regardless of it working or not, but you can leave it to me to do it until it goes through alright?¡± ¡°¡ Wataru, it¡¯d be great if you could afford it.¡± That¡¯s great. At the very least, it¡¯s not something everyone can use. ¡ Oh, maybe it¡¯s a performance for Haku-san to gain followers? There¡¯s a possibility of her using doppelganger50,000 DP for it. It¡¯d just be yed off as memory loss or personality change following revival or something. In that case, I wouldn¡¯t be able to live if I died after all. ¡°Guh¡ I would do it if it¡¯s for you, Kehma-san! Same for the travel expenses to the Holy Kingdom, too!¡± Moreover, it¡¯s from the Light God¡¯s Decree? Uwaaah, stinks like a scam. Aren¡¯t they just using that Saintess¡¯ revival ability to show it works sometimes? ¡°Well, either way, I¡¯m off. Conveniently, it¡¯s a boss room, so just Kuro and I will head in. I¡¯ll call you guys inter if my n works out.¡± ¡°Will you really be alright in there with just you two?¡± ¡°I mean, I don¡¯t want to show people my secrets if I can avoid it. I¡¯ll close the door behind me¡ right, Ichika¡¯s cor will let you know if I die. If that happens, you can decide if you want toe in or run and escape.¡± ¡°¡ For you to use the ve cor for something like that¡¡± A ve¡¯s cor would somehow know when the master dies. It¡¯s not like I¡¯ll die, though. ¡°Kehma-san, is that why you brought these two ves?¡± No, it¡¯s because I didn¡¯t want to tell you about any dungeon secrets. ¡°Heeeey, Goshujin-sama, Goshujin-sama, if you die, can that dinner ban go away?¡± ¡°I won¡¯t die though?¡± ¡°Just in case!¡± ¡°Alright, if things turn out well, Ichika¡¯s cor will gently constrict twice and strangle her a bit.¡± ¡°Eh!? Gently? Gently right!?¡± ¡°Radiomunications through ve cors¡!? You could call it [ve Cor Transmission], Kehma-san!¡± What¡¯s with that shallow book series-like name? * At any rate, Meat and I entered the boss room and closed the door behind us. ¡ I can finally rx. [Oh, you¡¯re here! I¡¯ve been waiting, ah, want some minotaur?] ¡°Oi, quiet down. There¡¯s a chance the hero¡¯s listening in.¡± [Oh, right. Sorry, sorry, I forgot.] Igni scratched her head. By the way, our conversation was being carried out in draconic, so Meat just tilted her head to the side¡ An ordinary humannguage would just be understood by anyone listening, after all. I didn¡¯t want to take any chances with Wataru listening in though, so I figured it was alright if we just kept our voices low. [So, what¡¯ll happen next?] ¡°First off, the hero¡¯s right outside the room. I have to pretend to do my secret n.¡± With that, I took out a barrel containing the red pepper paste from my [Storage]. ¡°Here, a present.¡± [Alcohol and something spicy? You really did bring a present.] ¡°By the way, you probably already know, but it¡¯s the meeting¡¯s second situation.¡± [Hey, hey, I can drink this right? Right?] ¡°¡ I want to make sure we¡¯re on the same page first. You do remember the second one, right?¡± [Ummm, umm¡ There was a lot of extra stuff, but something about leaving people behind, maybe?] Oh, so she does remember? By the way, the first situation was just me getting here alone. The third was where I¡¯d have to bring someone uninvolved in. Number three would make the whole thing be a more and moreplex farce depending on who it was¡ªbut to put it simply, I wanted to avoid having to use my super bullshitting technique. Go me. ¡°Well, with that being the case, we have it a bit easier than otherwise. You can have it if you don¡¯t take it all at least. You also need to smell like alcohol so yeah, just not enough to make you tipsy.¡± [Really!? Yaaay! Love you, Uncle!] ¡°Who¡¯s your uncle? Aren¡¯t you older than me?¡± [You¡¯re Papa¡¯s friend, so you¡¯re Uncle.] ¡°¡ At least call me your big brother or something.¡± [Thank you, Big Brother~!] After that, I¡¯d restrain Igni who¡¯ll be pretending to be drunk and call the others in. Once they¡¯re inside, I¡¯ll just have her tear off her restraints and run off. With that, it should look to witnesses outside that she flew off of the mountain towards somewhere else. It¡¯s a bit painful to have to make her depart so soon after her long-awaited homing, but what¡¯s most important is that the farce goes well. Hahahah. [Uwaaah, what¡¯s this!? This is the first time I¡¯ve ever drank something so delicious! It¡¯s¡ so spicy! WHAT WHAT WHAT!? It¡¯s so spicy and tasty! Uwaaah, it¡¯s even better than red minotaur!] ¡°¡ Hey? Don¡¯t overdo it, yeah?¡± [Don¡¯t worry, don¡¯t woooorry, I¡¯m good with alcohol! ¡ªPhaaah! It goes well with this spicy minotaur meat! Big Brother, you want to have some too?] ¡°No, I¡¯ll hold back.¡± ¡ Hmm? Wait, why am I getting a horrible feeling about this? 1. Engel¡¯sw is an observation in economics stating that as ie rises, the proportion of ie spent on food falls, even if absolute expenditure on food rises. Chapter 298 My¡ Secret n¡ ¡°Oi, Kehmaaa, what¡¯re you doing, getting my daughter drunk like that?¡± ¡°Sorry. She said she was good with alcohol so I prepared some good alcohol for her, but I didn¡¯t think she¡¯d end up dead drunk.¡± Before me was an empty barrel and a me dragonying on its back like a drunkard, as well as a certain smander as her guardian. Ontentoo, the guardian, appeared when I called for him, thankfully. Looks like the way to defeat dragons from Japanese myths (through alcohol) appears to work in this world too. Hahaha, Japanese myths are this world¡¯s cheats! Just kidding¡ ¡°¡ Man, I tried stopping her, but stopping her in her me dragon form was impossible.¡± ¡°Yeeeah¡ Maybe if she were in her human form, but¡ oh, Kehma, are you stronger than a minotaur?¡± ¡°No? But wait, why?¡± ¡°Ah, I was wondering if maybe it would¡¯ve turned out different. Igni¡¯s still stronger than a minotaur even in her human form, after all.¡± The heck. She could¡¯ve ripped me apart if things went bad, seriously. ¡°Still though, Kehma. What¡¯re you nning now? She¡¯s not gonna wait up till morning, and good luck waking her up, she gets rough.¡± ¡°¡ There¡¯s a chance that she¡¯ll be attacked by the hero if she gets rowdy¡ hmm.¡± ¡°Should I ask Redra to be a stand-in? Humans shouldn¡¯t be able to tell the difference between them yeah?¡± ¡°¡ Red dragons and me dragons look too different, even for us humans. It wouldn¡¯t work.¡± ¡°Really? Ah well, guess so. But they act like each other, like their habits. They felt so in sync getting out of their magma bath yesterday, like a real mother daughter duo.¡± ¡°You¡¯re proud of your wife and daughter, I get it.¡± Telling me they wipe their bodies off the same way is troubling. In various meanings. ¡ So, what should I do? Should I wait until she wakes up? Or should I call for everyone since they¡¯d probablye in before then? There¡¯s also the fact that the alcohol smell will fade if I wait till she wakes up. Hmmm. I really don¡¯t want to wake up someone when they¡¯re sleeping as peacefully as that, but I guess I have to¡? ¡°Alright Ontentoo, you wake her up. I don¡¯t want to get crushed.¡± ¡°Yeah¡ well, guess it¡¯s all we can do. Oi, Igni, get up.¡± Ontentoo shook Igni¡¯s body with his foreleg. Bang. Her tail, thicker than a log, struck Ontentoo. ¡°Ouch,e on. Get up, Igni.¡± [Ugyaoo¡ three more¡ hours¡] However, Ontentoo merely caught her tail with his body, not looking jostled at all. Yep, shaking her would¡¯ve been impossible if it were me, let alone taking her tail head on and continuing. I looked at Meat, who was standing beside me¡ I wonder if she could¡¯ve? No, still, no way. I wouldn¡¯t even want to try it out since it might kill her. ¡°More like, Ontentoo, are you alright?¡± ¡°This¡ this is my pride. I gotta show her my dignity as her father.¡± ¡°Pretty different from your usual then? You¡¯re always so flirty with Redra.¡± ¡°¡ Oof¡ don¡¯t talk about that right now¡¡± Igni turned over, letting out a me as she breathed out. Even so, Ontentoo continued eagerly trying to wake her up as Meat and I looked on from the corner of the room. We were sitting down with our arms around our knees in front of us just trying to not get in the way. ¡ Igni¡¯s w marks and breath were starting to cover the boss room¡¯s floor. It was more like a record of Ontentoo¡¯s hardships. Yep. I would¡¯ve been in trouble if Ontentoo weren¡¯t here. Meat and I never would¡¯ve been able to get her up. Would we even leave bones behind if we took one of those breaths? ¡°Hey, won¡¯t this turn into dealing damage to the dungeon core if it goes bad? Are you really okay?¡± ¡°Shut up! A father won¡¯t die from his adorable daughter tossing in her sleep! I mean yeah my body¡¯s wounds are from her, but¡ alright just wake up!¡± [Migyah!?] Being a father¡¯s tough¡ Bang! Just as I thought that, there was an explosion on Igni¡¯s head that would¡¯ve caused a human¡¯s neck to erupt with something simr to ketchup. [Ueh¡ that hurt, papa¡ uuu¡] ¡°Alright, you¡¯re up? You got drunk again, are you alright?¡± [Nn¡ my head¡¯s pounding¡ uhh, what was it called¡?] ¡°A hangover¡ªoh well. Just hold it back, you gotta run.¡± [Ummm¡. oh, oh yeah, I had to escape, huh?] ¡°Oooi, Kehmaaa! Looks like it¡¯s alright!¡± Seriously? But there was so much suspense. ¡°Let¡¯s see¡ alright, Meat. Please get the rope out of your [Storage].¡± ¡°Yes, Goshujin-sama.¡± With that, Meat took a copsible tform cart and rope out of her [Storage]. It¡¯d be great if we could bind Igni up in the rope directly, but¡ Thinking about it, Igni shouldn¡¯t be able to move, so we have to put her on the tform cart first¡ and Meat and I couldn¡¯t lift her giant body. ¡ I¡¯m also worried about the thing¡¯s weight limit. Rather, can I even pull her outside on it? Maybe Wataru could manage it somehow? ¡°Igni, please get on the tform cart. Your body¡¯s way too heavy for us to carry.¡± [Aaah, oooh? I¡¯ll just¡ go to my human form¡] ¡°Oh, no, just ride it normally¡ª¡± Igni went to her human form as she spoke. It was the little dragon-human form I saw when I met her. ¡°Fuaaah¡ ¡®kay, niiiight¡¡± Saying that, she curled herself up on the cart and fell asleep. Without changing back into a dragon. ¡°¡ Umm. Ontentoo, is this okay¡?¡± ¡°Heck if I know¡ probably not?¡± Ontentoo tried tapping her on the head, but Igni didn¡¯t even stir. ¡°¡ Looks like it¡¯d take a while to get her up this time.¡± ¡°Yeah¡¡± ¡°Should I ask Redra to substitute in after all?¡± ¡°No way, that definitely wouldn¡¯t work.¡± What should I do? Just then, Meat opened her mouth. ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama. How about calling in Ichika and the others as is?¡± ¡°As is, you mean¡ like how she is now? With her looking like a girl sleeping on a cart?¡± ¡°Yes¡ I think¡ I think her strength is obvious just by looking at her. She is a true dragon. And, well, Wataru is na?ve, so¡¡± I see, I get what Meat¡¯s wanting to say. Wataru is na?ve. That is, he couldn¡¯t even find it in himself to take down Rin¡ªthe ck wolf that upied our dungeon for a time¡ªbecause it could talk. And this is a young girl that looks like a human. There¡¯s no way he¡¯d just suddenly kill her. He¡¯ll probably say something about wanting to negotiate when she wakes up. Heck, I¡¯ll say it if Wataru somehow doesn¡¯t. Then we can just have Igni surrender and run off¡ ¡°¡ Can you really see how strong she is just by sight? She just looks dead drunk to me though?¡± ¡°Wataru definitely will. Gozoh, Roppu, and Ichika will too, probably.¡± I can¡¯t see how, but they¡¯ll probably see it if Meat says they will. ¡°Hmm, well, in that case, Igni probably won¡¯t die.¡± ¡°So it¡¯s good? In that case, I¡¯m going to head back. Kehma, I¡¯ll leave the rest to you yeah?¡± Saying that, Ontentoo got up and moved to leave as he struck my shoulder?, but I called out for him to stop. ¡°Hold up, Ontentoo¡ there¡¯s still something I¡¯m worried about. There¡¯s a possibility that Igni might say something when she wakes up¡¡± ¡°¡ Yeah¡ Kehma, you should be able toe up with something, yeah?¡± ¡°Depending on the situation, sure, but I¡¯d like to prepare a little¡ help, Ontentoo.¡± ¡°If it¡¯s for my daughter, nothing¡¯s too expensive, what do you need?¡± ¡°Please prepare a trap that¡¯ll hit her with something to keep her from speaking, a switch activated kind. And just in case there¡¯s an emergency, I¡ª¡± I held a preparatory meeting with Ontentoo (for the second time that day) before I called Wataru and the others in. ¡ Seriously, this isn¡¯t going to n at all. Sheesh. Chapter 299 Meeting Up ¡°Geh, ageh¡! Oh, guess it worked out.¡± Waiting outside the boss room¡¯s door, Ichika spoke after her cor tightened twice. It had surprised her a little, but it had only tightened slightly as was promised. ¡°It took a good bit of time, but as expected of Kehma-san.¡± ¡°Yeah. These fire rat skins turned out pretty good too, let¡¯s head in.¡± The party had been hunting nearby fire rats while Kehma was fighting in the boss room. They were inedible, but their fire resistant fur was decently profitable. Stopping their side task of earning funds, they opened the closed door to the boss room and met up with Kehma. ¡°Hey, you two safe?¡± ¡°Yeah. We¡¯re fine.¡± When they opened the door to the boss room, they saw Kehma and Meat looking rxed inside. Beside them was a push cartrge enough to carry a dragon on it. ¡ And yet there wasn¡¯t a dragon on it. ¡°¡ Sooo, Kehma? Where¡¯s the me dragon?¡± ¡°She¡¯s on the cart.¡± However, there was no dragon on the cart Kehma pointed to. Instead, there was a girl with red dragon-looking hands, feet, and tail sleeping on it. Moreover, she smelled like alcohol¡ More like, Team Bhus and Ichika all instantly realized that it was the smell of a really high quality alcohol. ¡°¡ You¡¯re saying this girl¡¯s the me dragon¡? No wa¡ªy¡¡± Heading closer to the cart, Gozoh felt a pressure weigh down on him. Why hadn¡¯t he felt it before getting this close? Had there been a unique sort of barrier erected around her? He hadn¡¯t even felt it this strongly when he¡¯d looked in from outside the boss room before. Gozoh felt a cold sweat down his back at the magnitude of powering from the child¡¯s body. He also noticed that Kehma wasposed after going head on with it. Wataru probably would have been able to win in physical strength. Magical power, however, was another story altogether. To put it in terms of water, Gozoh¡¯s magical power would fill a cup. Wataru¡¯s would be like the inn¡¯s bath. This thing before him was like a rainstorm. A dragon with a specialized attribute wasn¡¯t just for show. Furthermore, Kehma was unfathomable, like a fog. Taking a good look about, there were signs of an intense fight. w marks had gouged the walls and floor, leaving spiderweb-like cracks. There was even an area where the floor had vitrified due to intense heat, likely the dragon¡¯s breath. ¡°Kehma-san, you made her drink alcohol?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t make it sound like I made a young girl drink. She¡¯s a great drinker though, you¡¯d all get along.¡± Kehma spoke, returning a wry smile to Wataru¡¯s. He could tell just by looking that she wasn¡¯t just a young girl. Even so, Wataru wasn¡¯t sure he would even be able to take the girl out withouting out uninjured. Having to deal with someone like that and stilling out unhurt would be harsh. Moreover, to be able to have that person drink alcohol¡ Kehma really wasn¡¯t an ordinary person. Wataru once again rose his evaluation of Kehma. Though Meat had also taken part in the fight, of course. ¡°Looks like there was a fierce fight.¡± ¡°Ah, well, yeah. I guess. The fight was hard. Let¡¯s wait for her to wake up.¡± ¡°It might be safer for us to put an end to her now, Kehma-san.¡± ¡°¡ Wataru, are you being serious?¡± Kehma looked at Wataru as if he¡¯d just said something impossible.¡± ¡°Taking the vige¡¯s safety into ount, it¡¯s the quickest way. Even I would take the chance with such a dubious enemy.¡± ¡°Y-Yeah¡ bute on, just look at her. Doesn¡¯t she make you hesitate?¡± ¡°It would make my heart ache somewhat, but it would be bad if she goes on to destroy the vige. She burned the vige¡¯s fields unprovoked, remember?¡± ¡°No but like, she¡¯s just a child. It definitely had to just be some kind of prank. She¡¯ll surely understand if we just talk with her.¡± ¡°That would be nice if we were confident we could win if it went bad¡ Kehma-san, do you have a method to suppress this dragon from rampaging if pushes to shove?¡± ¡°¡ ¡¡± Kehma thought for a moment before answering clearly. ¡°I will settle this through negotiation. End of discussion.¡± ¡°Alright.¡± Hearing Kehma say it as firmly as he did, Wataru put some faith in him and withdrew. Although he did still have some reservations about it, Kehma had managed to capture the dragon intact in the first ce. He did use alcohol to make it happen, but a dragon¡¯s a dragon. Even if it looked like a human child. What surprised him when he made the proposal to finish it was Kehma¡¯s attitude, it seemed to say that they¡¯d all be safe even if they didn¡¯t kill the dragon. Then, when asked about when he¡¯d be able to handle the dragon, he seemed to be worried about [What excuse can I give?] and [How much of my hand should I show?]. In other words, he¡¯de to the conclusion that he wouldn¡¯t have to borrow Wataru¡¯s strength at all. He¡¯d originally nned to do this without Wataru there at all, so it could be said to be natural. To Kehma, this dragon might only look to him like a little girl. ¡°¡ Truly, Kehma-san. You¡¯ve managed to hide more that a little of your strength from us, huh?¡± ¡°I have no clue what you¡¯re on about, are you alright?¡± Seeing Kehma y it off like he had no idea what he meant, Wataru smiled. * I seriously didn¡¯t expect Wataru to see a young girl and ask if we should kill her. Meat¡¯s expectation was off the mark. It was unexpected for me too. Is she something you need to be that wary off? I can only see her as a sleeping, cosying, young girl. One stinking of alcohol, but still. So she¡¯s might be an opponent that not even Wataru could beat¡ hm? But Rin was an opponent Wataru had an easy time with? Though maybe it was because of it having to do those negotiations¡ Just then, Igni stirred. Did she wake up? ¡°Nnfu¡ huh¡ can¡¯t move¡ right¡ mmm¡¡± ¡°Hey, don¡¯t move¡ Remember getting drunk?¡± ¡°Fueh?¡± I spoke toote. Crap, she already snapped some of the ropes. Oh well. I pushed the switch I¡¯d hidden. Immediately following that, a sticky material that resembled birdlime dropped onto the cart and restrained Igni. It was the trap I¡¯d asked Ontentoo for. ¡°Wah!?¡± The mysterious white substance made it so that Igni couldn¡¯t move. ording to Ontentoo, it was his anti-Igni restraint and wouldst two turns. By two turns, I guess he meant it wouldst through two times of Igni trying to get out of it? ¡°O-oi, what the heck? I just saw the dragon move and somethin¡¯ fell down!¡± ¡°¡ Yeeeah, that was me. Don¡¯t ask.¡± ¡°Oh, you did it? ¡ Eh, so it woke up? Guess we¡¯re leaving the talkin¡¯ to you, Kehma?¡± Satisfied with the answer, Gozoh withdrew. He¡¯d brandished his weapon, but I guess it¡¯s fine? Wataru had gripped his sword¡¯s handle as well. Either way, neither Wataru nor Gozoh seemed to have the nerve to attack Igni head on. I wonder what¡¯s got them so jumpy? Maybe it¡¯s that strong aura thing I can¡¯t feel? It kind of feels like I¡¯m getting left out of something. ¡°U-Unc¡ª¡± I quickly pressed the switch a second time. Badunk! A stone fell from the ceiling and crashed right into the top of Igni¡¯s head. The stone cracked in half. Igni let out a voice that sounded like she¡¯d been poked. Even though it would¡¯ve ended in my skull cracking instead if it were me¡ Well, her father yed a role in the trap, so I guess she¡¯ll be alright? ¡°O-Oi! What was that this time!?¡± ¡°That was me. Don¡¯t ask.¡± ¡°R-Really?¡± Gozoh, you overreact way too much. It was just a rock. ¡°Now then, me dragon. Are you up for negotiating with us?¡± ¡°Eh? So standoff-ish¡ Call me by my name, Uncl¡ª¡± Pressing the switch a third time let loose an iron ball. It didn¡¯t cause any damage to her either though. Ontentoo, are you holding back since she¡¯s your daughter? Well, I guess this was also adjusted to give her only as much damage as a poke would. ¡ Gozoh just kept staring at me this time. ¡°Now then. What should I call you? Please tell this big brother of yours.¡± ¡°Big brother. I. Am Igni.¡± ¡°Right. So your name¡¯s Igni huh?¡± Her response was awfully monotone, but let¡¯s hold off on pressing the switch for the fourth time. Chapter 300 Dragon Buster ¡°Man, you liked alcohol and appetizers that much? Well it looks like we canmunicate with words, so I guess we can move on with the negotiations, yeah?¡± ¡°The snacks were super tasty!¡± I was just about to press the switch for the fourth time. The next time shouldn¡¯t be a problem, though. Yep. If I recall, the next one¡¯s stone spikes that¡¯ll stab her. ¡°Now then, I suppose I should fill you in on what¡¯s happening since you seem to be confused. First of all, you were caught by me.¡± ¡°Eh? Oh, shouldn¡¯t I escape now?¡± ¡°Wait. Take a look, see? Yeah. Let¡¯s talk.¡± I held up three fingers so that only Igni could see them. She should get it. It¡¯s the third situation. The third one. The one where she¡¯s supposed to ad-lib and follow what I say. She¡¯ll definitely remember¡ right? ¡°¡ Umm.¡± ¡°Could you hear us out without moving about, little miss?¡± ¡°Yep!¡± It was a great response. She was able to read to mood properly, but can Igni put on an act? ¡°So, why did you attack that field in my vige?¡± ¡°Well, I was just killing ti¡ªI-I mean¡ it was a prank! Surprising them was fun¡¡± Ooookay, I almost wound up pressing the switch when she was about to finish saying she was killing time. It looks like she figured that was a bad thing to say when I smiled peeeerfectly at her. I was trying to appeal to the group that the whole matter was because of Igni¡¯s childishness. NO killing time YES prank! That was also covered in our meeting prior to this. However, her eyes were darting this way and that. I guess she just barely remembered in time? ¡°A prank, huh~? Even so, it was a field we use to grow our food. You can¡¯t just go ruining it, we¡¯ll lose our source of food and be unable to sustain our meals to eat.¡± ¡°Being hungry¡¯s bad!¡± ¡°Exactly. So you won¡¯t do it again, right~?¡± ¡°Right! Sorry!¡± ¡ Her being so obedient¡¯s actually making her less persuasive! Even her expression¡¯s off, she¡¯s way too serious. I turned to Wataru and Gozoh. ¡°¡ So what do you guys think?¡± ¡°H-Hah¡¡± ¡°W-Well.¡± Wataru and Gozoh both responded immediately, but neither felt too convinced on the matter. Obviously, even I think it sounded like a lie. ¡°It looks like the two of them aren¡¯t convinced yet. Come on, apologize to them as well.¡± ¡°Eh? Why should I apologize to bugs¡ªOW!? Umm, I¡¯m sorry.¡± I sessfully activated the switch for the fourth time. It was a conical shape this time and looked much more painful than the previous balls. ¡°Kehma-san is amazing.¡± ¡°Huh? Oh, no. This was all just a child¡¯s folly, let¡¯s let it slide, how about it?¡± ¡°I¡¯m not a child!¡± BIKIIii! The conversation¡¯s flow I¡¯d worked so hard to set up shattered. Team Bhus with Wataru in the lead took battle formation. Meat and Ichika also stood as interception between Igni and I. As though to protect me. ¡ They moved crazy quick. They were on alert. They didn¡¯t trust her at all, no doubting that. Should I push the child route a bit more? ¡°Only children grow angry when called children.¡± ¡°Ah, then I won¡¯t get angry! Because I¡¯m not a child!¡± ¡°Oooh, how great of you.¡± I walked over to Igni and pat her on the head. ¡°Kehma-san, she¡¯s dangerous!¡± ¡°Huh? ¡ Oooh, yeah, sure. She is a me dragon. Bute on, she¡¯s already apologized and said she won¡¯t do it again, it¡¯s fine already. Right, Igni-chan?¡± ¡°Yeah! I¡¯m an adult and I keep my promises!¡± BWOOSH! With that, everything fell apart. This brat just tried making some kind of adult-like pose. Probably. Everyone reflexively held up their weapons (me included). Ichika and Meat both know about the circumstances¡ Well, it¡¯d be hard to get them to put faith in her anymore. I guess I¡¯ll have to use my ultimate weapon? ¡°Hey, Igni-chan. Sit.¡± ¡°Kay.¡± Doing as I said, Igni sat down. ¡°See? She¡¯s very obedient. Why is everyone so tense around her?¡± ¡°No no no no, Kehma, aren¡¯t you the one being too calm? That¡¯s a dragon.¡± Gozoh¡¯s frightened! Why¡¯s Gozoh, a person who can head off and drink with a hero like it¡¯s nothing, so afraid? Are the people of this world so horrified by dragons? No, even Wataru¡¯s on guard¡ ¡°¡ But she¡¯s obviously a little girl?¡± ¡°But I¡¯d lose if she went wild!¡± Hmm. Gozoh wouldn¡¯t let down his guard. Guess I¡¯ll have to show off my true ultimate weapon. I didn¡¯t want to have to use it if I¡¯d been able to avoid it. It¡¯s an ultimate weapon so strong that it would¡¯ve been fine even if I didn¡¯t use it, but¡ ¡°Haaah, alright. I¡¯ll let you guys know my secret then. You¡¯ll agree with me after knowing about it.¡± ¡°Huh? Your secret?¡± I sighed deeply and pped my hands. ¡°¡ Pleasee here, Ontentoo.¡± Resolving myself and saying that, a whirlwind of fire appeared behind me. Within it appeared a single smander. ¡°Da¡ªebuuu¡ª¡± ¡°Hoh, what an obedient me dragon child.¡± Ontentoo held down Igni, who¡¯d began to stand up. Ontentoo, my true ultimate weapon. A familiar existence to me, as well as an existence capable of suppressing a me dragon. Because he is her father. ¡°Wataru, Gozoh. This is my secret¡ I¡¯ll introduce him. My friend, Ontentoo, the smander.¡± ¡°Kehma¡¯s friends? Hello.¡± Ontentoo grinned and let his fangs appear on his reptilian face. My friend to the end. A real friend. ¡°¡ What.. the¡ you subdued a smander¡ a great fire spirit¡?¡± ¡°Huuuh!? Subdue my ass!¡± ¡°Hey now, calm down, Ontentoo. They¡¯re just startled, your face is pretty scary.¡± I tapped him on the shoulder. So far, this is how our meeting went. We were going for a whole ¡®appeal through a hard to please existence that can¡¯t just be used whenever¡¯ kind of thing. Moreover, Ontentoo was keeping Igni under his foot. When all¡¯s said and done, parents can make their children bow¡ yep. ¡°Ah, sorry then¡ now! You apologize to them too! Properly!¡± ¡°Eeeh, s-sorry! Hyah!? I¡¯m sorry!?¡± ¡°You¡¯re not gonna go off and burn any more fields, RIGHT!?¡± ¡°Right! I won¡¯t!¡± ¡°Goooood. Next time you do, I¡¯m gonna break off this horn here and give it them!¡± ¡°Hyah!? Sorry! That hurts, I¡¯m sorrryyy!!¡± Igni, urged on by Ontentoo and her mind reeling, apologized. As expected of Ontentoo, he¡¯s good at this. As an aside, her horn takes around ten years to regrow. I wonder if recovery magic could speed that up? Maybe mass-production¡¯s possible¡ ¡°So. That¡¯s how it is. Maaan, it¡¯s a great thing we could solve that so easily. Yep!¡± ¡°I-I see. So it was the smander? Yeah, for a smander, a great fire spirit, a me dragon would definitely be below a normal dragon, but¡¡± ¡°Team Bhus is good with this too yeah? It¡¯s an existence that can make a me dragon submit whenever it wants.¡± The effectiveness was obvious. No one had anyints about that. ¡°And I guarantee this guy¡¯s trustworthy.¡± ¡°Oi, you¡¯ve got Kehma¡¯s guarantee yeah? So dwarfy over there, can you trust me with his guarantee?¡± ¡°Of course I can! Vige Chief Kehma¡¯s guarantee is more than enough and there¡¯s no dwarf alive who wouldn¡¯t trust a smander, the great fire spirits!¡± ¡°Riiiight!? Kakakaka!¡± So he couldn¡¯t believe me about the dragon but the smander¡¯s just fine? That¡¯s a bit weird, but I guess we somehow came to an agreement¡ I guess dragons are just no-gos after all? ¡°So Ontentoo, I¡¯ll leave Igni to you. Please educate her properly.¡± ¡°Yeah, leave it to me. I¡¯ll discipline this brat.¡± I went with the strategy of leaving the whole Igni matter to Ontentoo. The drawback of this n is that it brings Ontentoo¡¯s existence to the surface. The advantage is that it means Igni can continue her stay home. It didn¡¯t really matter much to me either way, so I was totally willing to go with it when Ontentoo agreed to it. ¡°Oh, you can have this alcohol as payment. Well, it¡¯s just the leftovers of what we brought for her.¡± ¡°Ooooh! Thanks for the gift!¡± Ichika, Gozoh, and Roppu¡ I told you guys I¡¯d already prepared the same alcohol for you to party with when we get back, so stop it with the drooling. ¡°Kehma-san. Could youe over here for a moment?¡± ¡°Hm? What¡¯s up, Wataru?¡± ¡°How the heck did you get to know such a big shot!?¡± ¡°Ah¡ parents are great, don¡¯t you agree?¡± ¡°¡ Huh? You were a second generation?¡± I was talking about how the smander was able to reign in his daughter, the me dragon, of course. Not about having Japanese parents that introduced the smander to me. (I won¡¯t have anything to do with remedying that misunderstanding, though.) ¡°Oh, and it¡¯d be great if you all could keep me knowing Ontentoo a secret. I don¡¯t really want to be asked about it.¡± ¡°Understood¡ but¡ how should I put it? You¡¯re friends with such a strong spirit¡¡± ¡°¡ What, Ontentoo¡¯s that strong?¡± ¡°Ohe on! Smanders are great fire spirits! It¡¯s said that all fires bow their heads before smanders!¡± Fires? Heads? How though. ¡°Kehma-san, have you not heard of the four great spirits? Gnomes of earth, Undines of water, Sylphs of wind, and Smanders of fire. They¡¯re famous¡. You don¡¯t happen to be friends with other spirits, right?¡± Famous huh. I¡¯ve definitely heard names like that in games before at least. ¡ Huh? But Ontentoo isn¡¯t a smander, he¡¯s a smander-type core. I wonder if that puts him on the same level as them? Eh, either way, with Ontentoo pinning down Igni, we managed to end it all with myst resort. We did it. Right? Chapter 301 An Achievement or Something Leaving Igni to Ontentoo, we headed back to the vige. I was getting carried on the way back as well, but¡ ¡°We wound up not having to bring anything more back huh. Let¡¯s hurry up and go back.¡± ¡°Eh, wait up Wataru. What¡¯re you doing?¡± ¡°Preparing to go back down?¡± ¡°¡ That¡¯s a cliff though?¡± ¡°It¡¯s the shortest route back. We just didn¡¯t take it on the way up since the ascent would¡¯ve been a bit much.¡± ¡°No way, no, nope, no way!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll be as careful as possible, but you do know you¡¯re going to bite your tongue if you keep talking yeah?¡± ¡°Hey Gozoh, get him to stop! This is basically vertical!¡± ¡°What¡¯re you on about? This is easy enough to just walk down. Kehma, you should stop swinging your legs, you¡¯re going to trip him.¡± ¡°Seriously¡¡± We were able to return in just fifteen minutes and that¡¯s good and all, but it was way scarier than even the jankiest of rollercoasters. But like, both Meat and Ichika made it down casually¡ wait, am I the odd man out here? Or maybe it¡¯s because I was being carried? Either way, it¡¯s a good thing I relieved myself before we headed back. ¡°Mm, you made it back safe and sound huh.¡± ¡°Ooh~, wee back~¡± The ones to greet us upon our return were Rokuko and Nerune. Rokuko was waiting with a triumphant pose for some reason though? Did Ontentoo contact her? ¡°I figured it was about time you all got back¡ Kehma, could you get down here and crouch a bit?¡± ¡°Hm? What¡¯s up?¡± I got off Wataru¡¯s back and bent over as instructed. ¡°¡ W-We-Wee¡ b-back¡ d-d-dea¡ ¡ª! W-Wee back!¡± ¡°Yeah, so could you stop hitting me? No clue if you¡¯re embarrassed or something but could you not?¡± Wee back dear? What? Did Ie back from a business trip or something? Rokuko aside, Wataru was called over by Nerune too. Yeah, so I knew they were getting along but it was to the point of her weing him back? ¡°Sooo, Wataru-san~? The me dragon scales~? The horn~?¡± ¡°Ah¡ th-there were some, uh, circumstances¡ so, it¡¯s not what I said, but how about some fire rat fur or red slime fluid¡?¡± ¡°¡¡± ¡°Aah! Sorry, we wound up making up with the dragon so I couldn¡¯t really get them!¡± ¡°Then neeext time~, I can expect souvenirs~?¡± ¡°Yeah! Leave it to me, please!!¡± With that, Nerune returned to the inn after leaving Wataru super eager to please her. ¡ Ah, so she¡¯s got him whipped. When¡¯d that happen? ¡°Wataru. I know it¡¯s me saying it, but are you alright?¡± ¡°I¡¯m fine. Rather, I feel great.¡± Yep. A whipped perv. ¡°Oh, no, I don¡¯t mean like in an M way or anything. More like, uhh, a cat?¡± ¡°So you see Nerune as a cat sith or something?¡± ¡°There are cat siths1 in this world!?¡± I saw them in the catalog at least? They were monsters though. With that, other vigers realized that we¡¯d returned. Around five of them. ¡°Oh, it¡¯s true, they¡¯re back! And none of ¡¯em are dead either!¡± ¡°But what about the dragon meat!?¡± ¡°They¡¯re all alright! How¡¯d it go!?¡± The vigers all talked over each other. ¡°Ah, yeah. We¡¯re all good. It worked out somehow.¡± ¡°Th-That so? So you defeated it after all? Even though you had Hero-sama with you, you did it with so few people¡¡± ¡°Well, it¡¯s not like we defeated it¡ mmm, how should I put it? ¡ .¡± I turned to Gozoh, giving him a look that asked him to do it but not say too much. ¡°¡ I¡¯ll start from how it ended. We disciplined the dragon with Kehma¡¯s secret method, so we don¡¯t have to worry about the me dragon anymore.¡± ¡°Eh?¡± ¡°Disciplined¡ a dragon? Haha, great joke, Gozoh.¡± ¡°It¡¯s the truth. I saw the dragon bow with my own eyes. It even apologized for burning that field. Right, Wataru?¡± ¡°Man, Kehma-san did basically all of it this time! He and Kuro-chan took it on themselves!¡± Crap, Wataru didn¡¯t get that that was in the ¡®too much¡¯ category!? ¡°Hold up. The disciplining part¡¯s a misunderstanding, we just came to an agreement.¡± ¡°HEEEEY! OUR VILLAGE CHIEF¡¯S A DRAGON TAMER!!¡± ¡°Seriously!? That¡¯s WAY cooler than a dragon yer! I¡¯m proud to be in this vige! Our vige chief got justice for my radishes!¡± ¡°Wait what!? I¡¯m not a tamer though!? Hey!¡± Like that, the matter of me personally subduing the dragon quickly spread throughout the vige. Why though? I¡¯d even tried pushing it all off onto Wataru¡ ¡°Hey guys¡ don¡¯t press all your achievements on me¡ why do you think you were all brought?¡± ¡°To be witnesses yeah? And I didn¡¯t say anything about Smander-dono.¡± ¡°We really didn¡¯t do anything. There¡¯s nothing for us to press onto you, everything was your doing.¡± ¡°Come on, isn¡¯t taking over my troubles a splendid achievement?¡± ¡°That could not be called an achievement. Also, wouldn¡¯t this be enough to allow you to be a B-Rank adventurer, Kehma-san?¡± The guild people know about me currently having two ranks. So this means there¡¯ll be a chance for those ranks to be equal¡ yeah, it¡¯s likely. Ugugugu, but wouldn¡¯t that make me be B-Rank on the surface as well? B-Ranks are basically aristocrats. Aristocrats are troublesome. Yeah. ¡°No way, I still haven¡¯t even done the advancement from D-Rank.¡± ¡°No, Kehma. I know you really don¡¯t want to work, but this matter could even make Roppu and I be B-Rank. Even with me honestly saying that we didn¡¯t do anything.¡± ¡°Yeah¡ If we told the whole truth, you going straight to A-Rank wouldn¡¯t be a stretch, Kehma-san.¡± ¡°Wait. What¡¯s that now? Why?¡± ¡°Dragon subjugation is a great aplishment that would normally require several B-Rank parties to aplish with many deaths. In other words, you could say that just surviving it would make you B-Rank. This was just two parties, and even though IS-Rank came along, I didn¡¯t help at all. Even then, Kehma-san, you really just did it with your own party¡ªa party of just you two¡ªand challenged the dragon. Uninjured. And you even managed to make it docile¡ that¡¯s already A-RankInhuman, no, S-RankSuperhuman. Get it now?¡± Now that he put it like that, I started to understand the significance of what just happened. I think I was undervaluing the existences known as dragons too much. The only dragon I¡¯d met and known well was Redra, one that was casually lovey-dovey with Ontentoo¡ I¡¯d fought her in that Dungeon Battle back then, but I probably just couldn¡¯t understand how much of a threat she really was. No, I still don¡¯t understand. It¡¯s the same for the Core No. 5, the Dragon King, the one at the summit of all dragonkind. The only feeling I get toward them is just like ¡®Oh, that person¡¯s pretty dangerous huh.¡¯¡ ¡°I mean, Kehma-san, even if we obscure your achievement as much as possible, your n made it so that we seeded repelling the dragon with no casualties. That¡¯s impossible to deny.¡± Right¡ this world has lie detecting magic tools. Crap¡ we can¡¯t hiding anything if they ask to deeply, huh. ¡°¡ Eeh, dragon subjugation¡ I mean, hmm. Can¡¯t B-Ranks handle that much?¡± ¡°I¡¯m trying to tell you that¡¯s impossible. I couldn¡¯t even face a dragon and get out uninjured, alright? I¡¯d have to prepare myself to lose an arm or two. Something that would take even recovery magic two or three days to bounce back from.¡± Seriously? B-Ranks are unexpectedly weak¡ or maybe dragons are just too strong? ¡°Well, you¡¯re definitely B-Rank now at least. Congrattions.¡± ¡°I want to decline it though?¡± ¡°That means you¡¯d have to quit the adventurer guild. I don¡¯t rmend it.¡± ¡°¡ Then I¡¯ll quit adventuring and just be an ordinary vige chief or a Beddhist father.¡± ¡°Either way, I¡¯m pretty sure that Haku-sama will summon you to elevate your rank. You¡¯d be sentenced to death if you refused, probably.¡± Ah¡ I¡¯ll do it if it¡¯s Haku-san. I¡¯d have to. No lese majeste for me! Because it¡¯s Haku-san. Because¡ it¡¯s Haku-san! ¡°Well, organization heads¡¯ authority is far reaching, so there¡¯s not much trouble you¡¯d have to deal with. Oh, how about we head to the capital together? I¡¯ll drop my escort price down for you!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll go through another route. And no way I¡¯m going to pay for an S-Rank escort.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll give you the friend bonus, you¡¯d only have to pay for food and transportation!¡± ¡ In that case, maybe I could ask him to? I¡¯ve never been to the imperial capital through the normal route, it might be a good opportunity if I have a hero escorting me. I don¡¯t even know the normal route there, after all. ¡°Well¡ sure, why not. If that¡¯s all, let¡¯s do it.¡± ¡°Yes! I¡¯m going to go prepare for the trip now then! Oh, Kehma-san, you have [Storage] right? How much of it¡¯s open? You should put tons of water and food into it.¡± Unexpectedly happy about it, Wataru spoke¡ Actually, I guess he¡¯s always like that. Later that day, the sessful dragon subjugation party engorged themselves on the alcohol I¡¯d brought¡ª[Certain Dragon yer]. Haha, nah, it¡¯s just normal Japanese sake! I didn¡¯t give it any name like that! And it doesn¡¯t kill anyway! 1. So cat sith could either be referencing the Final Fantasy version of them, the ¡®actual¡¯ Celtic myth version of them, or maybe some other JP reference. Chapter 302 Traveling Preparations In the end, we decided on the date we¡¯d head out for the imperial capital. It turned out that I did get summoned. It even called for someone not in the subjugation group, why¡ oh, right. Rokuko¡¯s name was in that list as if it were the most natural thing in the world. This is definitely Haku-san¡¯s doing, I can¡¯t see it being anyone else¡¯s. And then the next day came. Shikina and Maidence came out to meet Meat and I when we turned up at the inn. ¡°Master Kehma! Thank you for your hard work!¡± ¡°Kuro-sama! Um, Kehma-sama, could we have a talk? As expected of my fianc¨¦¡ err¡ª¡± For some reason, I just can¡¯t seem to feel calm whenever I see the no good elf and miss ringlets here. And I dunno when, but Maidence seemed to fall head over heels for Meat at some point¡. Meat, what did you do to her? Hm? You don¡¯t remember doing anything? Oh really? Well, then maybe it has something to do with the aristocratic mating cycle? Like just being near your fianc¨¦ causes feelings of love. Or something. Someone needs to announce this to the academy¡ªgenerations of nobles living with nothing to look forward to but arranged marriages have changed their innate instincts! ¡°So, I heard Wataru-sensei say that you will be taking a trip to the imperial capital! I would like you to allow me to apany you as well!¡± ¡°¡ Eh, why?¡± ¡°The reason is obvious: I have already paid for this month¡¯s tuition costs¡ it will take you at least a month to reach the capital, correct? I would naturally be apanying you as well, in that case!¡± Geh! A legitimate reason! But really, I haven¡¯t exactly taught her anything proper enough to call it a tuition. But still, I guess Ichika and Meat¡ªthe ones handling all of themon-sense and battle-rted stuff¡ªareing with me too, so oh well. What am I teaching this elf? I guess math at most? ¡°I¡¯m looking forward to seeing the imperial capital, Kuro-sama.¡± ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°Oh, Mai-sama, wouldn¡¯t you be taking care of the ce in our absence? Of course, you could also take a return trip to Tsuia.¡± ¡°Of course I couldn¡¯t, Kehma-sama! I know how I look, but I am ustomed to travel.¡± ¡°I couldn¡¯t take responsibility if something were to happen to you, please understand.¡± ¡°Muuu¡ responsibility, duty. Adults always say the same thing.¡± Saying that, Maidence took Meat by the arm and hugged it. One might say that she was simply acting as a child at a convenient time is just like what an aristocrat would do. ¡°Kuro-sama, you would protect me, right?¡± ¡°No. I will be protecting Goshujin-sama, please do not get in my way.¡± ¡°¡. Kuro-sama, your faithfulness to your duty is wonderful!¡± This is going nowhere. It¡¯s the same thing that happened with Wataru. ¡°¡ Oh, Maid-san. Err, while we are away¡¡± ¡°I understand, I will return her to the Tsuia residence, so rest assured.¡± Maid-san responded so perfunctorily, it helped ease me. ¡°Vige Chief Kehma¡ª! Fight me! I¡¯ma beat up Vige Chief Kehma, the Dragonyer~!¡± Just then, our part-time worker, Setsuna, came running, her chest and doggy ears bouncing. Yep, let¡¯s not have that fight. ¡°Vige Chief! While you¡¯re gone at the capital, I¡¯ll be defending the vigehouse-sitting, so let me fight you first!¡± ¡°¡ How about you fight Wataru instead?¡± ¡°Nerune was all, ahem: [Wataru¡¯s a guest~, bothering him is off-limits~] though!¡± Nerune? Are you really someone in a ce to say that? And what¡¯s with calling him Wataru? That¡¯s cold! Oh, how the hero has fallen! Gah, I want to feel sympathy for him. I don¡¯t, though. ¡°¡ Haaaah. I¡¯ll allow you to practice with him. In exchange, you can¡¯t fight me.¡± ¡°Booya, our Vige Chief is reasonable as heck! Understooooood!¡± Saying that, Setsuna left with a pep in her step. ¡°Wait, what? Defense? ¡ Right. Gozoh and Roppu areing with us, huh.¡± Setting aside Meat, Gozoh¡¯s party is this vige¡¯s representative adventurers. I can¡¯t deny that the vige¡¯s defense will drop without us all here. ¡ Well, I guess the vige will be fine with Setsuna here, even if it¡¯s attacked. Probably. I don¡¯t think people would want to attack the vige in the first ce, what with there being an adventurer¡¯s guild branch being here and all. Or maybe it¡¯s the fear of monstersing out of the dungeon and overrunning the town if its defenses are lowered too much? I can guarantee that won¡¯t be an issue, at least. Hah¡ guess I¡¯ll have make preparations. I¡¯ll do what Wataru suggested for now and stock up on food. Anything put inside of my [Storage] has its time stopped, so we¡¯ll be able to eat freshly-prepared meals whenever. I can¡¯t take Kinue-san with us, after all¡ I mean, she¡¯s basically the inn¡¯s key person at this point. * I knocked on the door to Rokuko¡¯s room. ¡°Hey, Rokuko. Are you done preparing?¡± ¡°Oh, Kehma. I just finished. Kehma, between red, ck, and white, which do you prefer?¡± ¡°Hm? ¡ ck, I guess.¡± ¡°¡ Isn¡¯t that too bold?¡± What¡¯s she on about¡? Well, I¡¯ll have lost if I think about it too hard. As a man, that is. Probably. ¡°Am I good toe in?¡± ¡°It¡¯s safe.¡± Entering only after getting confirmation, I saw Rokuko looking at a memo book after gathering her luggage. She had [Storage] as well, but it seemed like she¡¯d packed various traveling bags in addition. ¡ We both have [Cleanup], so it¡¯s not like we really need to bring many changes of clothes though? ¡°What¡¯s with the memo book?¡± ¡°It¡¯s for the DP I¡¯ve gotten from Haku Ane-sama. From what I was told, I can only use the DP I have at the time I leave the dungeon.¡± Ah, I guess Haku-san told her through the [White Beach] hotline? When though? ¡°¡ I wonder what DP really is? And only being able to use DP you have at the time you leave a dungeon¡ what does it mean to have DP? It¡¯s that sort of thing. Like I can do it, but I don¡¯t get it.¡± ¡°If you can use DP elsewhere, you¡¯re definitely bringing it with you. It¡¯s not like it¡¯ll disappear if you don¡¯t use it, so you don¡¯t need to go out of your way to.¡± ¡°I guess. It doesn¡¯t exactly have mass¡ so maybe it¡¯s simr to magical power?¡± Rokuko wouldn¡¯t know, but I just figured it worked simr to how digital currency did in my world. ¡°The dungeon will use a certain amount as well, but it¡¯ll replenish if I leave the core here, so¡ alright, let¡¯s bring around 500,000 DP.¡± ¡°Oh yeah¡e to think of it, about how far can we go until we can¡¯t use the DP we leave in the dungeon? Is it within the range between here an Tsuia?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t really know, but it can change depending on the situation, like if there were any other dungeons in-between. Well, I don¡¯t think there¡¯ll be anything 500,000 DP can¡¯t handle¡ Fufufufu, I¡¯ve saved up enough DP to have this kind of conversation. I¡¯m growing up~¡± I nodded in agreement. It¡¯s true, she¡¯s very differentpared to back when I was summoned, both in brains and DP. ¡°We¡¯ll be heading out tomorrow, so make sure you don¡¯t leave anything behind. Well, we¡¯ll have DP so it¡¯d probably be fine either way.¡± ¡°Yeah. Oh, where do you think I should put the Dungeon Core? In the dungeon, right?¡± ¡ Oh, she¡¯s talking about the main corelight orb? I thought Rokuko was saying she wouldn¡¯t being for a sec there. She¡¯s definitely afraid to keep the Dungeon Core in the inn, like what if there was a thief? ¡°Right. Let¡¯s hide it before we head out.¡± ¡°Yeah, let¡¯s.¡± While saying that, Rokuko put the Beddhism holy seal into her bag. ¡ Do I have some of them stocked away too? Yep. ¡°Hey Kehma, between the inn and the church, do you think we¡¯re leaving enough manpower behind?¡± ¡°The church should be fine because of all the subi. As for the inn¡ well, the inn and church worked out with just us before the subi, so even without the four of us now, it¡¯ll be fine.¡± ¡°Oh, yeah. It should be enough with the subi huh?¡± ¡°Actually, wouldn¡¯t it be great if we could get the subi to help out here at the inn too? We could say the Beddhism Sisters are volunteering. I mean, I¡¯d still pay them, but yeah.¡± ¡°In that case, let¡¯s ask Rei and Kinue to join us as well.¡± As for why she didn¡¯t include Nerune there, well, yeah. The girl¡¯s immersed in her research. It should work out alright as long as I let Suira know about it. I guess I should go confirm our route to the imperial capital¡e to think of it, what direction is it? Wataru said he came on a carriage¡ Chapter 303 At Tsuia All in all this time, our lineup had my party: Meat, Ichika, Rokuko and I. Followed by Team Bhus: Gozoh, Roppu, and Wataru. We even had Maidence, a noble of Tsuia, and her maid. Oh, and the no-good elf Shikina. We had ten people in all, the coachman excluded. Maidence and the maid will be left in Tsuia though, so we would be heading for the imperial capital with eight people in all. By the way, the carriage and coachman were furnished by the Tsuia family. It was a noble¡¯s coach, one with a door that had their family¡¯s coat of arms on it. It was no covered coach. It was a properly made box-type carriage. Big enough that all ten of us could fit. Thankfully, we¡¯ll be able to use this carriage up until Tsuia. We¡¯ll be fine with our luggage since we have [Storage], too. Gozoh came to talk with me before we left. ¡°Hey Kehma. Eh, erm, what about Smander-dono?¡±1 ¡°It still has to discipline the me dragon and it¡¯s being a bit difficult, so it won¡¯t be leaving Tsuia Mountain yet.¡± ¡°O-Oh. So it¡¯lle if you call for it?¡± ¡°How would I? Send it a letter or something?¡± ¡°Huh? No, I mean isn¡¯t there something for that in your contract? Like that time in [me Cavern].¡± ¡°That¡¯s just because it was originally hiding there. That guy¡¯s been passing his time in [me Cavern] from the start, after all.¡± There¡¯s a Smander passing the time by idly in there... well, that¡¯s the sort of setting we¡¯re going with for Ontentoo¡¯s public appearance. ¡°I see. So that¡¯s why I felt sofortable with you there...? Or maybe the key to it was Beddhism?¡± Like I¡¯d know? Well, after all that, we started on our journey to the capital. Rei, I¡¯ll be leaving the inn and dungeon to you! * We arrive at Tsuia in the horse-drawn carriage without much of anything really happening. Still though, for us to take just two hours for the trip... it used to take us six hours hiking from the dungeon to Tsuia way back when. I doubt it¡¯d take even one hour on a fast horse. ¡°That was such afortable ride, as expected of a noble¡¯s carriage... but still though, we didn¡¯t even have to be examined or pay the toll since Maidence-sama was with us... truly, as expected of a noble.¡± ¡°Ya shouldn¡¯t need money to walk into yer own house aye? And this carriage here¡¯s basically one big identification device.¡± ¡°That¡¯s correct, Gozoh-san. Though nobles do need to pay the toll. Even I have to!¡± ¡°Oh aye, you were one of them kinda-nobles since yer a Hero, Wataru. I forgot.¡± I mean, we could have went past without paying the toll for a single carriage this time since it¡¯d be put on the guild¡¯s tab. So I guess we should really be saying more like as expected of Haku-san, the adventurer guild¡¯s grand master. ¡°Haaah, I want to stay with Kuro-sama though.¡± ¡°... We¡¯ll be reaching the lord¡¯s manor soon, so prepare to get off.¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright, Kuro-sama. I left my preparations to my maid, so I can be next to you until thest moment.¡± We¡¯d decided to head to the lord¡¯s manor right away. Doing so, we received a personal greeting from Yudence Tsuia, the lord himself. ¡°Oooh, Kehma-dono. It¡¯s been a while! And you too, Nishimi-dono! Mai, have you been doing well?¡± Wonder what made him greet me first? Did he have some ulterior motive? I can¡¯t see it as him just greeting the person watching over his daughter first, since he greeted Wataru¡ªthe person to bring her to me in the first ce¡ªsecond. ¡°Yes, father. I have also deepened my rtionship with my fianc¨¦, Kuro-sama.¡± ¡°I see, I see! So you¡¯ve gotten to the point of giving Kuroinu-dono a nickname! Isn¡¯t seeing our children getting along so well refreshing, Kehma-dono?¡± ¡°Hahaha.... well, as you see, your daughter has been brought back safe and sound as you anticipated.¡± I couldn¡¯t tell what his hidden meaning was there that well, so I went with forcing a smile just in case. ¡°Wait, what!? Her fianc¨¦...!? Kehma-sama, isn¡¯t Kuro-chan a....¡ª!? No way, a crossdresser...!?¡± ¡°Y-yeah, Wataru, are you okay?¡± ¡°Ah¡ªsorry, I lost myself there for a moment.¡± Oh yeah, Wataru had that marriage fraud issue with the crossdresser a long time ago, didn¡¯t he. ¡°Kehma-sama. We will be parting from you temporary, but please, feel free to continue using the carriage. So long as you have it, your exit from the town should go just as smoothly.¡± ¡°Hmm...¡± ... It has their crest on it though? I want a different carriage. When I nced back to Yudence, our eyes met. ¡°Whaaat? Don¡¯t worry about it. It¡¯s natural that my daughter¡¯s fianc¨¦ would have ess to something like this.¡± ¡°... Could I get one without the crest on it? I get the feeling various troubles will crop up because of it.¡± ¡°On the contrary, I believe those troubles would only ur if you didn¡¯t have our crest on the carriage. However, Kehma-dono, would you prefer for us to arrange one without our crest for you?¡± I wonder if Haku-san¡¯s hand is in this somehow...? I¡¯m worried about bandits attacking us midway because of the crest though... With that, Wataru interrupted. ¡°Oh, Yudence-san. We would love a covered coach with your crest on it! Really, traveling in a covered coach is the best way to go, right Kehma-san?¡± ¡°Hm? I will prepare a covered coach as you¡¯ve requested then, Nishimi-dono. I assume you are fine with that, Kehma-dono?¡± ¡°Oh, yeah. I¡¯ll leave the decisions about it to him, I¡¯m not too versed in wagons.¡± Traveling in a covered coach, huh. Man does that remind me of RPG games. ¡°Hey, Wataru. Why the crest?¡± ¡°Kehma-san, you know how Golen is so near Tsuia? It¡¯s better for you to clearly show off your connection with Yudence-san.¡± ¡°... So it¡¯s to prevent other nobles from intervening?¡± ¡°Exactly! See how helpful it¡¯ll be to borrow their crest now?¡± So that was a thing, huh. Troublesome... ¡°Kehma-dono! How about a cup of tea while you wait for the coach to be prepared? I¡¯d like have a chat with you and that girl with you, too.¡± The lord smiled at both Rokuko and I. ¡°Oh, well look at the time. I have to go do something for the journey. Leave it to me, Kehma.¡± ¡°I have to deliver a few documents to the guild and pick up a deliverymission for a bit.¡± ¡°I¡¯m going too. Party members should do stuff together right?¡± ¡°Oh, I¡¯ll go with ye then!¡± ¡°Want to get some alcohol with me, Gozoh? Wataru, we¡¯ll fetch themission as Team Bhus.¡± Like a bunch of spiders scattering, they left Rokuko, Meat and I alone in the blink of an eye. Though it felt more like they were ditching something annoying than leaving tactfully. Yeah. ¡°... Well, it¡¯s a good chance, so how about we treat ourselves to some tea, Kehma?¡± ¡°... Yeah.¡± Seeing as how I was able to hear some good stuff about aristocratic etiquette during the chat over some tea, I guess it turned out alright. * The coach, prepared while I was listening to valuable tales from the lord, had our luggage already loaded onto it so that we could leave right away. It was almost entirely just small luggage bags, so the time to part with Maidence came surprisingly quickly. ¡°Please take care of yourselves, everyone. And Kuro-sama, see you... nn¡ª¡± ¡°¡ª¡± Oh, Maidence actually gave Meat a goodbye kiss... on the cheek. She pulled off something Rokuko couldn¡¯t, and easily, at that. So that¡¯s the strength of an aristocrat¡¯s daughter? ¡°Wha¡ª!? W-Wow, you did it, Mai.¡± ¡°Fufufu, if you can¡¯t manage something of this level, Kehma-sama might get snatched away from you, Rokuko-sama.¡± ¡°N-No he won¡¯t! Kehma and I are in a rtionship that¡¯llst to death....! It¡¯s alright, right, Kehma?¡± Yeah, it¡¯s alright. Probably. ¡°Hm¨Chmmm? That is not necessarily true, Rokuko-dono! For I am here!¡± ¡°Step back, you perverted elf. Say that after you can at least manage your multiples of seven without making a mistake.¡± ¡°I-I don¡¯t make any mistakes though! ... If I use my fingers.¡± When did Rokuko and Shikina get on such good terms? I had no clue they were this close. Like that, we left Tsuia. We had to drink tea with Yudence this time, but now I guess we cane and go whenever we want? ... This is the first time I¡¯ll have travelled further than here. I¡¯m a bit excited to see what it¡¯s like.2 ¡°It will be around five days to reach the next town.¡± ... That¡¯s pretty far though!? Chapter 304 En Route And so it took five days to reach the next town from Tsuia. We¡¯d been proceeding down the prairie road in a horse-drawn wagon. To the right was forests as far as the eye could see. To the left was much the same of mountains, mountains not a part of the Tsuia Mountain Range¡ Watching the unendingly simr scenery, I grew bored. I couldn¡¯ty down even if I wanted to go have a nap, so I wasn¡¯t even able to do that. Maybe I should¡¯ve had at least one more wagon prepared for us? ¡°Hey, Ichika. What was the name of the town we¡¯re heading to? Now that I think about it, I don¡¯t think I ever asked?¡± ¡°The next town¡¯s Mikhan. The town¡¯s in a meadow, so there¡¯s tonsa sheep and stuff.¡± ¡°Sheep¡ I see, somb chops¡ shish kebabs¡¡± ¡°Mostly wool, tonsa wool. Well guess there¡¯s meat too. And they¡¯re pretty behind Tsuia in most everythin¡¯ else though, but they¡¯re great at farmin¡¯.¡± I see. ¡°Man am I getting tired of the wagon¡¯s movements.¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama, this is an aristocratic wagon on a t road ya know? Normal wagons¡¯d shake yer butt like no tomorrow, people who can¡¯t get used to it just end up barfin¡¯.¡± ¡°Motion sickness, huh¡ yeah, I¡¯ll pass.¡± ¡°This wagon¡¯s so amazin¡¯ because of its anti-shakin¡¯ manufacturin¡¯.¡± ¡°Oooh, mind if I hop in to the conversation here, Kehma-san!?¡± With that, Wataru started talking with Ichika. ¡°You know, there¡¯s a suspension system on this wagon.¡± ¡°Heeeh, a suspension system¡ is that suspension system thing what¡¯s causing there to be no shaking? ¡°¡ Yeah, it suppresses the back-and-forth rocking by having springs around the wheel area. The Hero Studio in the capital came up with the idea.¡± Phew, that was close. Wataru¡¯s still casually probing to see if I¡¯m a hero, huh¡ I thought he¡¯d given up. ¡°Come to think of it, what do you usually travel to our vige with? A wagon? Or [Teleport]?¡± ¡°No no, there¡¯s no way I could use something like [Teleport] so readily. I¡¯d say only Haku-sama and her party could do something so crazy. I mean yeah, I wish I knew the spell, but the scroll¡¯s crazy rare, so I generally use a horse. Once I get to Tsuia, I go the rest of the way on foot.¡± ¡ Is he saying he¡¯s faster than a horse? ¡°¡ Huh? So that¡¯s where it is now?¡± ¡°Ah, no. I rented it out to the adventurer guild. I said I didn¡¯t mind as long as it was returned to a local guild.¡± ¡°Heeeh.¡± ¡°How did you make your way to the vige of Golen, Kehma-san? Oh, I suppose it was before it was a vige, huh.¡± ¡°My legs, really.¡± It was actually through a 1000 DP gacha summon though. Well, I guess I didn¡¯t exactly use a vehicle, so saying I used my legs wasn¡¯t wrong. ¡°I got brought in a ve transport wagon.¡± ¡°Oh yeah, Ichika-san, you do have the Pavueran ent, huh. Is that where it happened?¡± ¡°Mmm, I went a biiiiiiiit overboard in the capital¡ did stuff, fell inta debt, and got cored.¡± ¡°Oh, so you¡¯re a debt ve? So couldn¡¯t you buy yourself back if you used the reward we just got?¡± Huh? ¡°Wait, hold up, ves can buy themselves back?¡± ¡°Eh? Kehma-san, you didn¡¯t know? There are several kinds of ves, debt ves can even buy themselves back. Though since ves are generally put to work with no pay, that rarely happens.¡± ¡°Ahhh, wait up. I¡¯ve got a few circumstances, I¡¯m not a debt ve. I don¡¯t feel like stoppin¡¯ bein¡¯ Goshujin-sama¡¯s ve anyway, not even a bit.¡± S-So that¡¯s how it was? I didn¡¯t know. So there was the chance the dungeon¡¯s secret could¡¯ve leaked out if I bought a debt ve¡ that was close. ¡°Huh? Then what kind of ve are you, Ichika?¡± ¡°¡ A crime ve, I guess. Well¡¡± What the heck did you do? ¡°Remember how I told you I earned a ton a grudges? I was innocent, but I got set up.¡± Come to think of it, didn¡¯t she mention something about that?1 ¡ Huh? Wait, then what kind of ve is Meat? It doesn¡¯t sound like she¡¯s a debt ve, so is she a criminal ve then? The bandits definitely did take her. ¡°She¡¯s probably an illegal ve, thinkin¡¯ about her history. Maybe some war ve, ves that caught in war. There¡¯s times when people kidnap kids to enve too, but guess that just happens sometimes.¡± ¡°Oh yeah, I¡¯ve heard how useful those war ves are to adventurers. I¡¯ve never used one, though.¡± The war ves used by adventurers as meat shields were generally the men. They get more by starting a war¡ the Raverio Empire is merciless. ¡°Honestly, I feel like the bar to return to being a civilian after being enved is just too high. It¡¯s to the point that I think it¡¯s impossible outside of just being a contract ve.¡± ¡°What¡¯s a contract ve?¡± ¡°They¡¯re ves with pre-determined terms and conditions to their being a ve. Stuff like lover contracts, yeah?¡± He then went on to talk about how there were various sorts of them, all depending on the conditions like how long it wouldst, what their reward would be, what would happen once the master died, etcetera. Hmm, setting aside Ichika, maybe I should change Meat into one of these contract ve things? But well, it¡¯s not really an inconvenience right now, so I guess it¡¯s fine¡? It¡¯d be a dead giveaway to the ve trader if I put something like [Don¡¯t talk about the dungeon] into the contract, and I don¡¯t know how effective it would be if I obfuscated my meaning. I guess I could get Haku-san¡¯s help, but asking her for anything is straight up frightening. ¡°Actually, Kehma-san, you have ves. Shouldn¡¯t you know more about this stuff than me? Didn¡¯t you get an exnation about all this when you purchased Ichika-san?¡± ¡°¡ Right back at you, did you just look into all that for getting a night ve or something?¡± ¡°No¡ªI mean¡ªum, that wasn¡¯t it. I figured it would be a good idea to know this kind of stuff as an S-Rank adventurer, so I looked into, err,mon sense?¡± ¡°I won¡¯t tell Nerune.¡± ¡°¡ Why do I feel like I have to say thanks even though I¡¯m not guilty here? Thank you.¡± Still though, there¡¯s a ton of types of ves¡ I nced at Meat. Rokuko was holding her and ying with her ears and tail. Yuri! Yuri! Yuri! Then I looked over to pleasant scene of Roppu and Shikina¡ªno, Shikina¡¯s face gave off more of a feeling of wild perversion. Like [Guheheheh¡]. My eyes met with Meat¡¯s. Meat generally didn¡¯t have an expressive face, but she looked troubled. Like she didn¡¯t know what she should do here. ¡ Yeah, personal contact is important. Good luck. ¡°Hey, there¡¯s some monsters out here, small fries. What¡¯s the n? Kill ¡¯em?¡± Just then, Gozoh, who¡¯d been keeping watch next to the coachman, spoke. Hearing that, Wataru quickly moved to the driving area. ¡°Yeah, they¡¯re small fry alright. Let¡¯s kill them for the sake of keeping public roads safe. Oh, I guess it¡¯s also a good chance for a bathroom break?¡± ¡°I-I¡¯ll go.¡± ¡°Oh? Have fun, Meat.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll go too then, I need the bathroom break. Gozoh, could you stop the wagon?¡± It somehow turned into us taking a bathroom break even though monsters appeared. I guess what appeared were on the level of goblins or something, then? ¡°They¡¯re just ordinary orcs, Kehma-san. Five of them. Definitely small fry.¡± Wataru spoke calmly, but were those really small fry? I guess a Hero would just see them like that, but still. ¡°It¡¯s the first time I¡¯ve seen orcs. How strong are they?¡± ¡°Speaking in terms of subjugation difficulty, they¡¯re a bit easier than iron golems. A party of novice adventurers might choose to run from them, but with us, they¡¯d need over a hundred easily. I mean, we could probably take on a dragon.¡± I see, so then Meat should be able to take them out herself. Still though, Wataru could take a hundred of them on? Wow. ¡°As expected of you, Wataru-sensei! Master, I would like to go as well!¡± ¡°¡ Stay here.¡± ¡°But why!? Is this not the perfect chance to see how much strong I have grown!?¡± This no-good elf has a horriblepatibility against humanoid monsters. Ande on, they¡¯re orcs. It¡¯s obvious what¡¯d end up happening if this elf went off against orcs. ¡°Kehma-san. Would you like us to try leaving just one to you all? I¡¯ll help out if it appears dangerous.¡± Hmm¡ I guess it¡¯d be good training? ¡°Alright, sure then. Meat, you up for it?¡± ¡°Yes.¡± ¡°Yessss! We¡¯re gettin¡¯ some orc skewers tonight! My belly¡¯s already rumblin¡¯!¡± Wait, Ichika, you¡¯d eat orc? But it¡¯s a bipedal, human-shaped pig? ¡ Wait,e to think of it, this world eats minotaur and the like, huh. I guess they¡¯d eat orcs too. ording to Wataru, it tastes like pork. Ichika said it was even better than boar meat. I even started getting a bit hungry after listening to them. By the way, Shikina lost big time to the orc. Wataru helped her out and kept anything else from happening, but she really was useless. I mean, she was all pigeon-toed and fidgety the moment she stood in front of the thing. I couldn¡¯t see her face from where I stood, but I bet her face was flushed red. Freaking elf with an orc fetish. ¡ We do have a certain goblin-fetishist, though. I can¡¯t really say anything about Shikina¡ To be honest, I think I may have mistranted it back whenever this was originally mentioned. I don¡¯t recall this. Chapter 305 Author Note: By the way, Wataru pointed out that it was faster for him to get to Golen from Tsuia by running instead of using his horse, but it was more that he was more confident running through the terrain than the horse. And still, since Haku-san had given Wataru the task of [Maintaining the Roads¡¯ Security], Wataru often ends up walking alone with his guard ¡®down¡¯ to lure out thieves and monsters. He wasn¡¯t just ying around whenever he went to Golen. The Town of Mikhan (1) After a trip filled with various things happening, we finally made it to the next town: Mikhan. It wasn¡¯t to the point of Tsuia¡¯s, but it did have a rtively big wall surrounding the town. It also appeared to be surrounded by pastures filled with shepherds and their sheep. ¡°It was so long... I thought I¡¯d fall asleep in the coach... but it was unexpectedly busy, eh.¡± ¡°There were a good number of monsters on the way, after all. I was expecting a few thieves too, but I guess there weren¡¯t any up for a fight. ¡± Setting aside the monsters that would naturally want to attack us, there weren¡¯t many thieves confident enough to attack a coach with an aristocratic crest on it. I mean, well, that¡¯d be them making enemies of an entire family of wealthy individuals. ¡°I figured we¡¯d at least be able to lure at least some out since we only had a single coach and no guards.¡± ¡°You wanted them to attack?¡± ¡°Thieves are great. Whether you kill them or capture them, you get money from them.¡± Wataru¡¯s been tainted by this world down to his depths, huh... There¡¯s no way he¡¯d be able to make it in Japan anymore. By the way, we¡¯d camped out on the way here, but like... wouldn¡¯t there normally be some small vige for that or something? Like an inn town. Gozoh answered when he voiced his question. ¡°An inn town? Yeah there¡¯s a few of ¡¯em, they¡¯re always wherever there¡¯s no monsters and great security. They¡¯d get gobbled up if not.¡± ¡°... Wasn¡¯t there a vige near Tsuia?¡± ¡°The area around Tsuia¡¯s already opened for development. In a sense, it¡¯s like the frontier. Besides, with an inn town so near like that there¡¯s less escort requests and more adventurers.¡± ... So that¡¯s how it was? I couldn¡¯t get any good sleep since we camped out and slept in shifts, so that topic¡¯s a sore spot in travelling for me. Yep... wait, huh? Come to think of it, I hired Wataru to do it... I could¡¯ve just left it all to him... ... Eh. Well, at least the coachman was good at sharing stories during that, so let¡¯s call it even. Like how while there were weeds for the horses to eat at that point, there was a rivalry between whether it was best to use [Call Fodder] or [Grow Weed] to feed your horses when there weren¡¯t, or like how you¡¯d call even non-horses horses if they pull your coach. Really, they were just a ton of inconsequential stories. ¡°Heeey, c¡¯mon, let¡¯s hurry up and head into town. I wanna eat~¡± ¡°Don¡¯t go¡¯n bother Kehma, Ichika. Well, it¡¯ll go nice and quick if we use the aristocrat-only entrance... Right, Roppu and I should be officially B-Ranks soon, so we can do that stuff soon too.¡± ¡°Ah, but the aristocrat¡¯s gate toll is expensive. Setting aside this time, ordinarymissions won¡¯t waive the fee so we¡¯d be takin¡¯ the other gate normally.¡± ¡°... Being able to make the choice is the upside to being a Ventulier. You could even leave in the middle of the night.¡± Ichika was hungry, so we decided to hurry up and enter through the aristocrat¡¯s gate. The inspection went without a hitch and we were able to enter the town as smoothly as Maidence said we would. Compared to Tsuia, Mikhan felt a lot more like a peaceful farming vige. The outer walls and buildings themselves weren¡¯t much different, but I guess it was the spacing between everything? Wait, isn¡¯t this all even closer together than the capital?¡ªNoticing that along with the poption density made me want to tilt my head. Err, there¡¯s a ton of buildings here? ¡°Most of the area is needed for livestock, so there¡¯s rtively less people. Tsuia has more in terms of poption, yeah? Also, at the time this town was founded, parchment was a popr export and there were way more people, but once the Hero Studio started developing paper of its own, most of the artisans moved to other towns... Nowadays, the demand for paper can be satisfied even by just using restoration magic on the parchment and not even produce it.¡± I see. So that¡¯s why there¡¯s a huge plot ofnd here with so little people? ¡°Guess we should be headin¡¯ to the adventurer guild first. Coachman, please.¡± ¡°Ah, there¡¯s a veggie roll stand! One of Mikhan¡¯s staples...!¡± ¡°Veggie roll? What¡¯s that?¡± ¡°It¡¯s where ya lightly cook some flour and roll strips of vegetables and grilledmb in it!¡± That did sound pretty good. Like a spring roll, no, maybe more like a vegetable crepe? No, wait, I¡¯ve heard of a type of shish kebab like that... I wonder if it¡¯s another trace from Hero Ishidaka? ¡°I¡¯m feeling hungry, too. Let¡¯s get some, Kehma. I¡¯ll pay!¡± ¡°Ah, if that¡¯s the case, I¡¯ll go too. Leave the shopping to me.¡± ¡°I¡¯d like to try some of themb skewers.¡± ¡°Oh yeeeah, Meat-senpai¡¯s the type that loves meat skewers huh! But they have vegetables too?¡± ¡°... Yeah, we can, butter. After we go to the guild though. We could get into hassles if we do all that in a coach with this crest on it.¡± Besides, I wanted to hurry up and get to an inn. After camping out for four days with the women in the coach and men outside in a tent... well, I want to sleep in a room. I had to share a tent with Wataru, Gozoh, and the coachman, so there wasn¡¯t even enough room for me to use my futon. I¡¯m going to use my futon tonight, dammit! My body pillow too. ¡°Wataru. Let¡¯s stay here for two days. I want to catch up on sleep.¡± ¡°I was nning on us staying here that long to replenish our supplies, anyway.¡± That¡¯s good, then. Let¡¯s not leave the inn tomorrow. Like that, we reached the adventurer guild as we talked. It was crowded. ¡°There are a ton of monsters that want to eat the livestock, so there¡¯s also a ton of adventurers here that want to take on subjugationmissions.¡± ¡°Oh, so that¡¯s why.¡± ¡°Alright then, we¡¯ll deal with checking the coach in, so we¡¯ll leave reporting our arrival to you, Kehma-san. Oh, and here¡¯s the luggage I got with my deliverymission.¡± ¡°Sure... hey, hold on. Where¡¯s Rokuko and Ichika?¡± By the time I realized it, neither of them were there. There¡¯s no way they got lost even after we made it this far in the coach, right? ¡°They went to a nearby stall to buy something. They should be back soon.¡± ¡°... Well, I guess it¡¯ll be fine since Ichika¡¯s with her. Alright Meat, could you help me out with this luggage?¡± I handed some of the luggage I¡¯d got from Wataru to Meat and entered the guild with her. I felt gazes fall on us as we entered the guild. ¡°Let¡¯s see, where¡¯s the counter for turning inmissions? I have luggage here for a deliverymission.¡± ¡°Oh, it¡¯s over here. Wee to the Mikhan branch.¡± A person that looked to be a receptionist called us over to the counter. ¡°Alright, then here¡¯s this, and this. Is that it?¡± ¡°Yes...!? E-e-eeeeh¡ªWatar¡ª... nnn! Yes, that is everything. Would you prefer for thepensation to be evenly distributed to all cooperators?¡± ¡°Yeah, please.¡± Wataru had entered the guild midway through our conversation and sat down as he waited for me. ¡°Huh? What, you¡¯re safe?¡± ¡°Safe? Did you think I¡¯d manage to get into trouble from something like this?¡± ¡°Oh, no. I mean, the first time I came to this guild they told me [I¡¯ll help ya for a small fee]. I wonder if it¡¯s just that Japanese have child faces... Right, Borl-san?¡± ¡°Th-That was incredibly rude of me, Hero-sama, I wasn¡¯t aware! Please excuse my transgression!¡± Called out by Wataru in good humor, the adventurer averted his face in embarrassment. He¡¯d thought Wataru was some sheep, but he turned out to be an S-Rank adventurer, and a hero at that... I guess it just speaks for how gentle Wataru is, seeing how often he gets mixed up in stuff like that. ¡°Looks like he¡¯s already repented if things turned out this way. I guess you told him to keep an eye out for adventurers with ck hair or something yeah? Guess I was able to make it through without anything happening thanks to that.¡± ¡°That so? ¡°Man, Borl-san, it¡¯s a good thing you didn¡¯t try anything with him. I¡¯ve challenged this guy a few times now and I haven¡¯t even won once.¡± ¡°Huh!? He¡¯s stronger than you!?¡± ... Now that I think about it, I did win against him in that loaded gamble and that handicapped mock fight, but I don¡¯t think that makes me stronger than him? ¡°Not to mention how he challenged a me dragon the other day and came out uninjured. Just him and the girl next to him.¡± ¡°He brought a child to a natural disaster¡ªan A-Ranked monster!?¡± Well, I guess I did? It was just a farce since that me dragon was Ontentoo¡¯s daughter, though. ¡°Hey, cut it out Wataru. You know I don¡¯t like making a fuss.¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t it fine if it¡¯s just now and then? I mean, it¡¯s not everyday you leave Golen.¡± Has Wataru been a bit overly conscious of calling me by name, saying I¡¯m from Golen, and spreading information about me since a bit ago? Meat looked happy though. Her tail was wagging at ny miles an hour. ¡°... By the way, this girl here¡¯s even stronger than me~¡± ¡°G-Goshujin-sama?¡± ¡°This little girl¡¯s stronger than the man who¡¯s stronger than the hero...!?¡± Although looking puzzled at being brought to the limelight, she looked at Wataru and spoke. ¡°Umm... H-He¡¯s stronger.¡± ¡°The hero is stronger than the girl who¡¯s stronger than the man who¡¯s stronger than the hero!¡± ¡°Ahahaha, what the heck?¡± Wataruughed cheerfully. I think he said the guy¡¯s called Borl? Seems like a go with the flow kind of guy. Let¡¯s all get some alcohol after this. Chapter 306 The Town of Mikhan (2) I treated the adventurer who¡¯d mistakenly made a move against Wataru a drink at the guild¡¯s bar. Getting back on topic after that though, we did more things in the adventurer guild. ¡°Ah, now¡¯s a good chance for us to look to see if there¡¯s s deliverymission for the next town we¡¯re heading to. We¡¯ll ept just before we leave day after tomorrow.¡± ¡°Huh? Why wait?¡± ¡°Because we¡¯d have to worry about themission¡¯s luggage otherwise. Besides, it¡¯s not like we really need to take amission if some other person takes it.¡± Oh, guess he¡¯s right. Wondering what sort ofmissions there were avable, I went over to check the bulletin board. All of the goodmissions were taken from the morning¡¯s rush, but I figured I could still get the gist of what kind ofmissions there generally were by the leftovers. ¡ Hmm, tons of subjugationmissions. There weren¡¯t many gatheringmissions and almost all were for D-Rank and higher. What¡¯s with the rest of themissions, the ones for E-Rank and below, all being for in-town? ¡°Tsuia usually has lots of medicinal herb gatheringmissions for beginners, but since most of the surrounding area is used for farming, they¡¯d all need to send people into the woods. Because of that, there are a good number of C-Rank and higher adventurers who have a good bit of experience here.¡± Wataru then went on to exin that rookies tended to either head to Tsuia formissions or make due by fulfilling the in-townmissions here. There used to be another vige nearby, but once Tsuia opened itsnds for development, virtually everyone moved to Tsuia when it began to develop so quickly. Just then, the female receptionist came over to us holding amission ticket. ¡°U-Um, Wataru-sama? There is thismission I would absolutely love to use this opportunity for you to ept¡¡± ¡°Oh, what¡¯s up? It¡¯s fine with me if I can get it done in around a day, but¡ hmm, a subjugationmission? It looks easy enough. Kehma-san, want to give it a go with me?¡± ¡°Can¡¯t. I¡¯ve got a bed with my name on it. It¡¯s been calling for me, already told it sure. You should bring someone that wants to.¡± As an aside, I saw that the subjugation was for an elk bear when I took a peek at it. It¡¯s basically a bear with elk horns on its head. The one for thismission was a lot bigger than usual and some C-Rank party had already failed to take it out or something. The reward was one gold coin. ¡ Just go alone dude. Take Shikina if you really want. ¡°Well, yeah. Gotta go, can¡¯t keep my bed waiting¡ªwhat inn do you rmend though?¡± ¡°There¡¯s one near here called [The Ripe Fruit Lodge]. That one should be good¡ªoh, I¡¯ll ept themission. I¡¯ll bring my co-participantster.¡± ¡°O-Okay! Thank you!¡± Sent off by the receptionist bowing toward us, we exited the guild. We immediately joined back up with Rokuko and the others after leaving the guild. ¡°Took you while. Oh, want a veggie roll? We have some skewers too,mb ones.¡± ¡°¡ Sure. Don¡¯t wander around too much, okay? It¡¯s our first time here, we don¡¯t know the area.¡± ¡°Ichika and Roppu¡¯s here, it¡¯s fine. It¡¯s not their first time here either.¡± Well, I guess everyone in Team Bhus are well-versed in the area, plus Ichika was even a C-Rank adventurer before she became a ve. ¡°I¡¯ll be heading out to subjugate an elk bear, any of you want toe? Kehma-san passed, though.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll have te pass, gotta drink m¡¯self sober.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll pass too, since I¡¯ll be going with Gozoh. Wataru, you should join us when you¡¯re done.¡± ¡°I will go! I may not have beat that orc, but I should be good against a bear!¡± The only person form Team Bhus heading out was Wataru, but Shikina wanted to go as well. ¡°I¡¯d like to look around town a little more. Kehma, want toe with me?¡± ¡°Nope, the inn¡¯s calling to me. I¡¯ll be taking Meat, so bring Ichika with you.¡± ¡°Aww¡¡± With that, no one from our party would participate¡ª ¡°In that case, Meat, I¡¯ll be Kehma¡¯s pillow, so you go help out with the elk bear.¡± ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°Oh¡ Meat, you can go if you want to. It¡¯s a good chance, so make sure to get a feel for the hero¡¯s strength.¡± ¡°Okay. I will, then.¡± ¡°Guess I¡¯ma just help the coachman with gettin¡¯ provisions.¡± With that, our party decided to do things. Guess Meat wanted to go out for a hunt, judging by her tail wagging back and forth. But then her tail sank when she looked back to me. It¡¯s okay, I¡¯m not mad¡ go for it. ¡°Looks like I¡¯m Kehma¡¯s pillow then!¡± ¡°¡ Err, umm, it¡¯s alright, you don¡¯t need to. Rokuko, you said you wanted to go around town with Ichika and the others, right?¡± ¡°Oh, well¡ I was just saying that as an excuse to go on a date with you, I don¡¯t actually want to look around that much. So, umm, c-can I¡?¡± Rokuko¡¯s face was beat red as she spoke. ¡ ¡ ¡ Yeah, I¡¯m pretty sure I¡¯d die the moment I stepped into the capital. ¡°Hey, Wataru. What¡¯re you grinning for?¡± ¡°Oh? Nothing~. I just thought that I should tell Haku-sama about this.¡± ¡°Do you want me to die!?¡± ¡°It¡¯s alright. You won¡¯t die, you¡¯ll just have more stuff to deal with.¡± I guess if it¡¯s just ordinary work, it¡¯s okay¡.? I really don¡¯t want to do have to deal with something that tends to try separating my head from my body. ¡°Huh? Kehma, ye and Rokuko weren¡¯t married yet? I thought ye would¡¯ve tied the knot ages ago?¡± ¡°Like you¡¯re in a ce to talk, Gozoh? What about you and Roppu, huh? Oi.¡± ¡°Oh, aye, how can I put it? The timing¡¯s gotta be right. Yeh.¡± ¡°Turning into B-Ranks would be great timing. Want to go with a Beddhism ceremony?¡± Gozoh tried to poke fun at me, so I did the same. ¡°Kehma, what does a Beddhism ceremony entail? We¡¯ll need to prepare, right?¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯ll think about it.¡± With a grand self-detonation. Rokuko really dide to my room on the next morning, so I got a bit worried. Nothing came of the pillow thing though, thankfully. I mean, I said OK since she just asked [Can I stay in your room?] without mentioning anything about being my hug pillow. She probably won¡¯t do anything weird in my room while I sleep¡ (faraway look) * Now then, after catching up on sleep and a bit extra for the trip by sleeping the whole day, it was finally time for us to leave Mikhan. I didn¡¯t really get enough sleep to be honest, but I was able to use my futon I brought and Meat as my hug pillow after she got back from hunting the elk bear, so I did at least manage to recover a little bit thanks to it being so much closer to my usual sleeping amodations. By the way, the dinner we had on the second day was a giant bear hot pot. Man did that fresh bear meat have a wild vor to it! ¡°Oh yeah, is it alright that we didn¡¯t greet Mikhan¡¯s lord?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t really know the lord here, so it doesn¡¯t matter much.¡± ording to him, since we used the aristocrat entrance and reported our arrival to the guild, they were definitely informed. Since they didn¡¯t approach us themselves, we didn¡¯t need to bother. He also said that there were times that you should greet go to greet them yourself even if you weren¡¯t summoned for if you were a lower rank. We were using the Tsuia family¡¯s crest currently, so we didn¡¯t need to. Well, to sum it up, aristocrats are troublesome. ¡°Alright then, everyone ready? Anything you all forget? It¡¯ll be three days until we reach the next town. We¡¯re using a safe route this time, and Kehma-san, it even has inns on the way.¡± ¡°Oh, it¡¯s alright even if there aren¡¯t¡ huh? Wait, did you just say this time?¡± ¡°Ah¡ªcoachman, let¡¯s head out.¡± ¡°Hey, Wataru. Hey. Are you saying there was a route from Tsuia where we wouldn¡¯t have had to sleep outside?¡± As a result of me saying that, I found out that the moremonly used route was much more safe than the direct route, the one that went along the side of [Hell Forest], the forest I¡¯d been staring at off to the right side the entire time. It would¡¯ve made the trip take more than twice as long, but still¡ I knew monsters that¡¯d need a C-Rank group of adventurers to defeat appearing along that route was strange! Chapter 307 Extra: Elk Boar Subjugation Elk bears. Bears with horns growing from their head like elk. Monsters. Havinge from Japan, Wataru thought that their horns were simr to the one found on horned rabbits. Heading toward the forest, he also wondered about if they grew new horns every year if they were the same horns as an elk¡¯s. Hispanions for this were Shikina Kukkoro and Meat Kuroinu. Although Shikina was equal to a B-Rank adventurer in her strength alone, she was excessively weak against humanoid monsters. With an extra helping of superficial, lewd knowledge, she was a no-good elf. Judging by appearances alone, Meat was just a young girl. She was also, however, a beastkin with a good level of flexibility and agility, as well as unexpectedly powerful for how small she was. With the exception of her name, Meat, which was usually a name given to disposable ves, she was perfect. ¡°Alright then, we¡¯ll be facing the elk bear here soon, but how should we look for it? I figure we should let the person who finds it get the kill.¡± ¡°No way, Wataru-sensei. There¡¯s no way we could take down an elk bear by ourselves, right, Kuroinu-dono?¡± ¡°? Firste, first served is fine?¡± ¡°Oh¡ so you want to fight it one on one too, Kuroinu-dono? I want to go with Wataru-sensei.¡± Seeing Meat tilt her head to the side, Shikina sighed before she spoke. ¡°Alright, let¡¯s just stick together then.¡± ¡°Kuroinu-dono, could you find it by smell?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know its smell, so no.¡± ¡°Oh, so you could if you knew how it smelled¡? How about we go whatever direction you smell a best in, Kuro-san?¡± Meat nodded and began leading the other two into the forest. She asionally stuck her nose into the air or put it to the ground to take a deep sniff and eventually managed to find something she wasn¡¯t looking for¡ªan orc. Wataru quickly beheaded it, while Meat severed its tail to serve as proof for its subjugation. ¡°I wonder if we could lure it out with the smell of its blood?¡± ¡°Oh yeah, sounds good. Elk bears are omnivorous, but maybe it knows how people taste?¡± ¡°Huh? It eats people? Were there any victims?¡± ¡°It did almost kill someone but they managed to get away by just losing their arm. They¡¯ll have to retire if they can¡¯t get the temple¡¯s help¡ oh, Kehma-san¡¯s a Beddhism priest, so maybe he can use recovery magic?¡± Meat recalled how her Goshujin-sama actually did create an artificial arm with Create Golem a while back after hearing him say that, but it wasn¡¯t something she could talk about so she let it be. ¡°Come to think of it, Master did use [Healing] before!¡± ¡°¡ I don¡¯t know how much damage Goshujin-sama can heal.¡± ¡°Maybe I should ask Kehma-san about itter~. Well, he probably wouldn¡¯t give me a straighter answer though.¡± Their chat ended with that. They found arge mark on the side of a tree nearby the dead orc. It looked like ws had raked across its surface, a bear¡¯s markings. Putting that information together with what they already knew, this was likely the elk bear¡¯s territory. They decided to leave the orc corpse there and wait in ambush. A whileter, likely smelling blood in the air, a giant, two-meter long great boar came along. ¡°Whoops, looks like we attracted the wrong thing. I¡¯ll go and deal with it real quick.¡± ¡°I will do it, hoh!¡± Shikina stood before the great boar and unsheathed Magic Sword Seon from its ce at her waist. Meat and Wataru both thought it would¡¯ve been better to take it by surprise, but she was probably just confident in herself. They decided see what happened next. Meanwhile, the great boar felt like it was being provoked and rushed on to Shikina¡ªwhich is when she swung her sword down, cutting it in half. ¡°Hyah¡!¡ªgeh!¡± ¡ However, although she¡¯d managed to cut clean through it, she didn¡¯t manage to kill the boar¡¯s momentum. It barreled into her,unching her into the tree before finally falling aside in two halves. The effect of Shikina¡¯s Magic Sword Seon activated, transferring the damage to her clothing. The clothing at her abdomen burst open. ¡°Alriiight! I really did get stronger from Master and everyone¡¯s help!¡± ¡°Shikina-chan, are you alright? Your clothes tore, but they¡¯re just normal cloth.¡± ¡°I¡¯m alright! Wataru-sensei, you already know my clothes tore because of Seon¡¯s effect. I¡¯m not injured at all~¡± Setting aside Shikina, who was busying herself with being pleased at her exposed belly, Meat took the nose from the now cleanly-bisected boar¡ It was cut in two, but she figured it should be alright. ¡°There¡¯s so much meat¡ we could eat it.¡± ¡°Yeah, let¡¯s bring it back when we¡¯re done. We could sell it even if we don¡¯t end up eating it.¡± Wataru stuffed the remains of the great boar into his [Storage]. His [Storage] had a huge capacity, so he just shoved it all in in one go. He figured he¡¯d probably take the orc and elk bear¡¯s corpses as well once this was over. He confirmed that Shikina and Meat each had [Storage] too, so he figured it might even be a good idea toe out and hunt for something else after they finished. ¡°Hmm, I smell something¡¡± ¡°Oh, nice. It¡¯s probably the elk bear.¡± This time, a bear with elk horns turned up a few minutes after. It would be around three meters tall if it stood up on its hind legs. Given that a more normally sized elk bear would¡¯ve been one and a half to two meters at most, it was definitely out of the ordinary. ¡°It¡¯s pretty huge.¡± ¡°Shikina-san, did you want to give it a shot?¡± ¡°Alright, let me try an¡ª¡± Before Shikina had a chance to get out her sword, Meat jumped out. She ran up to the elk bear and, using the tree and its leg as scaffolding, leapt up to its neck and used the knife golem she¡¯d had at her waist to pierce into its throat. The super-vibrating knife golem easily slipped through its fur, skin, and muscle, destroying its ability to breath. Then, following through, she continued by slicing off its head. It all happened so fast that the elk bear was unable to react, despite being aware of the three of them. Unable to so much as let out a roar, it fell to the ground so hard the ground shook. ¡°¡ªKuroinu-donoooo!?¡± ¡°Firste first serve, right?¡± Standing next to the elk bear¡¯s body with blood sttered on her, Meat tilted her head to the side as if to ask if there was a problem. ¡°Ahahaha, that was brilliant! I guess you could call it a straight-on surprise attack huh?¡± ¡°I saw my chance, so I took it.¡± Meat put the elk bear¡¯s body into her [Storage] as if nothing happened¡ªthe elk bear really hadn¡¯t had a chance to do anything, though¡ªwhile Wataru used [Cleanup] on her¡ she didn¡¯t seem to see what was so special about it. ¡°Guess we should head back? Shikina-chan, want to bring the orc?¡± ¡°Alright! Here we go¡ª!¡± Shikina threw the orc corpse into her [Storage]. Like that, their elk bear subjugationmission came to itspletion. ¡°¡ I didn¡¯t know bear meat was that weak.¡± ¡°Kuroinu-dono, you don¡¯t even put dragons in your eyes~¡± ¡°Man, Kuro-chan¡¯s turning into an assassin-type. I didn¡¯t think you¡¯d be able to take it out in one strike with that knife of yours.¡± The elk bear was delivered in a very clean condition, so Wataru said [This girl¡¯s the one to do it. In one strike no less.] and pointed to Meat, which was followed by someone shouting [As expected of the girl who¡¯s stronger than the man who¡¯s stronger than the Hero!]¡ but that was a story for another time. Chapter 308 En Route (2) We were en route to the second inn-town after Mikhan, passing through a pretty rocky area filled with shaded areas. We¡¯d finally arrived somewhere with good public safety, a main road. ... That town we stopped atst night was great. Being able to sleep properly in a private room was a huge differencepared to sleeping out in a tent. Just then, we were stopping for a toilet break. There were a lot of shaded areas and there weren¡¯t any enemies around, so it was a great opportunity. We decided we¡¯d have some lunch after we were done relieving ourselves. ¡°Phew...¡± ... Humans had to deal with physiological phenomena to keep living, I was no exception. Rokuko was, though, since she was a dungeon core. ¡°Oh, Master Kehma. I¡¯ll join you, excuse me.¡± ¡°Uoooh!? Why¡¯d youe here for!? I¡¯m in the middle of something!¡± ¡°Ohe now. The men in the knight order always do it and I wanted to give it a try too, so I figured now was a good chance!¡± Shikina was standing next to me as she spoke. ¡°But you¡¯re a girl! You can¡¯t¡ª¡± ¡°~?¡± ... Oh,e to think of it, she got affected by that [Futanaru] magic drug so she had it. I¡¯d forgot. Wait, it¡¯s still there? ¡°Mmmm, penises are so convenient!¡± ¡°Just stop, you lewd girl. Girls shouldn¡¯t talk like that.¡± ¡°Whoops, excuse me. Still though, it was hard to get used to. I mean, I have two holes to pee from now so it¡¯s pretty hard to just get it out the right one. So I¡¯ve been practicing with it!¡± ¡°Please spare me the details. Women shouldn¡¯t talk about pee like that.¡± As ever, she¡¯d never stop on her own. ¡°... Ummm. So, it¡¯s still there? When¡¯s it supposed to go away?¡± ¡°She said it¡¯d be sometime within the next year... but it¡¯s basically just a part of me now. No, it¡¯s always been a part of me! ... I think of it like my child. Like how it grows up when I care for it¡ª¡± ¡°Ahem! Uhh, so, we¡¯ll be going to the imperial capital, your house is there right? ... Will it be alright?¡± Although I didn¡¯t exactly damage her... she did manage to have an extra, well, tool. Her parents learning of that seems a bit scary. ¡°Well, you could probably hide it for a little while, but...¡± ¡°Do not worry yourself! For I... have realized I am a man! Just look at this thing!¡± ¡°That¡¯s exactly why I¡¯m worrying!¡± Don¡¯t say anything about having one, seriously. I mean really, promise me, yeah? It¡¯d suck, so please don¡¯t. ¡°But well, I feel like we¡¯ve deepened our rtionship, Master! So this is what they all talked about, bonding by peeing together? I bet it is!¡± ¡°The... f*ck? Never again. Seriously, please, I can feel my mind breaking.¡± ¡°A! ... Oh well, I¡¯ll join in on Wataru-sensei or Gozoh-dono next time!¡± It looked like the next victim wouldn¡¯t be me again, so I decided to leave it be. Let¡¯s not step on any snakes I don¡¯t have to... * After we ate, I suddenly remembered how I was the only one left out when we were dealing with the me dragon a few days before. I was a bit worried about it, so I decided to ask Ichika for more information. ¡°Sooo, Ichika-sensei. Got a sec?¡± ¡°What¡¯s up?¡± Hmm, how should I put it? I was worried about everyone easilying to grips with Ontentoo but just couldn¡¯t ept Igni. ¡°Why was Igni no good but Ontentoo was OK?¡± ¡°Oh, that¡¯s ¡¯cause of magnitudes.¡± ¡°Magnitudes?¡± Ichika nodded when I parroted the word back to her. ¡°Like their status. I meant, between Igni and Ontentoo, Ontentoo¡¯s is bigger. Like, Ontentoo¡¯s is waaaaaay bigger.¡± ¡°... Yeah, I don¡¯t follow.¡± I mean, if his is bigger, wouldn¡¯t that mean Ontentoo¡¯s more frightening? ¡°Mmm, to put it a way ya¡¯ll understand... it¡¯s likeparing a bag of flour to the entire field? Igni bein¡¯ the flour, Ontentoo the field.¡± Oh. I started to understand what Ichika was saying. To put it another way, it¡¯s the difference between being able toprehend a numerical value at first sight versus not. To put it some other ways, a truck versus a skyscraper, or a dump truck versus the ground itself. Like what kind of damage could it deal...? ¡°Igni¡¯s, well, easy to understand just how strong she is. Ontentoo¡¯s more... unknowable. It¡¯s more like yer the only person that¡¯d think [Oh yeah, he¡¯s a great guy], Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°It¡¯s that big of a difference?¡± Saying that, Ichika leaned forward to whisper something into my ears so that no one else could hear. ¡°By the way, Goshujin-sama... in terms of magical power only, it¡¯s probably the same for Goshujin-sama too?¡± ¡°Eh?¡± ¡°I mean, yer a hero. It¡¯s natural ya¡¯d be that strong right?¡± ¡°... But like, I haven¡¯t trained at all?¡± Ichika shrugged and sighed, a gesture that seemed to say something like [That¡¯s why ya don¡¯t get it, Goshujin-sama]. ¡°Goshujin-sama¡¯s been usin¡¯ [Create Golem] most every day ya? That¡¯s magic, remember? And I¡¯ve heard stuff about how stuff like meditation and faith raisin¡¯ magic power.¡± ¡°... Wait, sleeping is training?¡± Now that I think about it, I¡¯d had to drink tons of mana potions to restore my magical power from using [Create Golem] during thatst Dungeon Battle, but nowadays I basically don¡¯t use them at all. Well, I they do taste kind of alright, so I do sip some now and then. ¡°I¡¯ve also heard about how using yer magical power up and then letting it entirely fill back up over and over and over again can actually improve yer resilience and capacity. Dunno if that¡¯s true though.¡± I see, so your resilience improves by exhausting your supply, while your maximum capacity increases by storing it up... or something? Though she did say it might not be true. ¡°So then, it¡¯s just my guess but like... imagine heroes have like a hundred points. Wataru woulda split his half ¡®n half between strength and magic yeah? But yers is more like all in on magic. Get it? It makes sense.¡± ¡°Yeah. Great job, Ichika. Your theory makes sense.¡± ¡°Also, Goshujin-sama, ya know how far you¡¯ll be able to go usin¡¯ magic yeah? Yer upper limit I mean.¡± ¡°...¡± Crap, I have no clue. I mean like, magic¡¯s something that you can do anything with if you have the magical power for it, is that the upper limit? Isn¡¯t that a contradictory question, like if you¡¯re asked a [Yes] or [No] question like [Is your answer [No]?]. Whatever you answer could mean either. ... Come to think of it, it was a fail, but I did try summoning Ichika with that [Summon Gargoyle] magic a while back, and even that should be possible if I¡¯d reorganized it to be closer to [Teleport] or something. I just needed the magical power for it. ¡°Not bein¡¯ able to respond straight off is what I mean. To be honest, me, Gozoh, Wataru¡ªnone of us can figure out how strong yer magical power is, Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°And physically?¡± ¡°I could probably beat ya if ya didn¡¯t wear a clothes golem. Ya¡¯d probably even lose against a Pavueran punk.¡± Oh. Alright then. Well, I¡¯m confident in my magical ability so there¡¯s that I guess. ¡°Hey, am I actually pretty awesome?¡± ¡°Yer just now gettin¡¯ it?¡± Ichika spoke in amazement. It got me thinking. ¡°But yeah... as far as battle¡¯s concerned... Goshujin-sama, yer magical power¡¯s just too much. If ya put it next to Igni¡¯s magical power, yers would probably drown itpletely? It¡¯s like S-Rank with a good bit to spare. Ya¡¯d get wrecked if ya didn¡¯t have the clothes golem on, but with it... ya¡¯d beat even B-Rank adventurers... yeah.¡± Mulling it over for a moment, Ichika turned to me again. ¡°Objectively lookin¡¯, Goshujin-sama¡¯s amazin¡¯?¡± ¡°O-Oh.¡± I guess I am? I guess, since if not there¡¯s no way I¡¯d ever have something like a connection to B-Rank adventurers. ... Though I guess it wasn¡¯t just a connection, be it the dragon subjugation or Ontentoo. ¡°So. Today¡¯s dinner is meat from the great boar Meat-senpai and everyone hunted. Wataru sliced the meat suuuper thin and boiled it!¡± ¡°Shabushabu1 huh. Is there any sauce?¡± By the way, this world has shabushabu too. It sounded like the god of food, Hero Ishidaka, made it well known... I wonder if he spread the concept of draining the animal¡¯s blood first, too? Well, I guess it¡¯s possible he didn¡¯t. It¡¯d be a profitable thing to keep close, after all. ¡°... Is there a magic that can drain blood in one go?¡± ¡°Huh? Why¡¯d ya bring that up? That¡¯d be super convenient. You can do it?¡± ¡°Is it space-time magic, or water magic? Should the blood drain out of the body directly? Or maybe from its mouth... well, it might be impossible.¡± ¡°That¡¯d kill a human straight off if ya used it on them... Goshujin-sama¡¯s cruel.¡± Don¡¯t say that. It¡¯s supposed to be a convenient magic, not some instakill magic. ... I guess it¡¯s just another example of it depending on how it¡¯s used? Chapter 309 Extra: The Dungeon at That Point It had already been several days since Kehma and the others left the dungeon. Golen¡¯s dungeon [Cave of Desires] was crowded. ¡°Vige Chief Kehma, Gozoh-san and everyone¡¯s gone right now! We can make a killing!¡± ¡°The Vige Chief always just pops up an heads in once a week, sweeps the ce, andes out with some crazy treasure¡ now that he¡¯s not here, it¡¯s all we can get!¡± With those thoughts in mind, a considerable number of adventurers were exploring the dungeon in their parties. Although it was true this party had always done that, they were particrly heated this time. And as a result of their exploration, they found a box on the floor inside thebyrinth area. This dungeon¡¯s treasures always appeared within treasure chests on the floor. Suppressing their excitement, they opened the chest while keeping an eye out to their surroundings. ¡°Oooh, it¡¯s sake! There¡¯s a bottle for each of us!¡± ¡°Oh maaaan¡ it¡¯s usually only ever Vige Chief Kehma or Gozoh-san getting those.¡± ¡°Rather, the Vige Chief gets them all to sell at the bar, huh.¡± It wasn¡¯t that they were upset he was holding a monopoly on it all. Actually, they were pretty grateful Kehma was so uninterested in alcohol and sold it all at the bar. They wouldn¡¯t be able to drink it regrly if he didn¡¯t sell it, after all. But it was expensive. What they felt was more like envy towards Kehma being able to get so much of it from the dungeon. Just then, a few goblins appeared. A party of five. There was the sound of the air being cut. With a ng, an arrow hit the ground next to the adventurers¡¯ feet. ¡°Watch out! There¡¯s a goblin archer, protect the sake with your lives!¡± ¡°Again!? I mean, what¡¯s with all the fights today!? Even if they¡¯ve all been goblins¡¡± ¡°There¡¯s a group of three y golems behind them, should we fight? Or run?¡± ¡°Seriously!? Dammit, lucky goblins. We¡¯d get caught up in those golems too, let¡¯s run.¡± Having quickly decided to escape, they ran through the dungeon. By the way, the goblins were divided into two types. The first was the small fry goblins, the second being armed goblins. It was easy to distinguish between the two types. Armed goblins held some sort of weapon and were often found in groups¡ Their weapons¡¯ quality were poor and their corpses were no different from normal goblins, so you could say there were no upsides in fighting them. Rookie adventurers would quickly be defeated by them. Even C-Rank adventurers might fall to them if they were careless. Moreover, there weren¡¯t too many victims produced by armed goblins since it was so easy to recognize and run away from them. There were even some rumors that they were only appearing to remind people to stay weary and wouldn¡¯t give chase, but whether or not it was true, it didn¡¯t change the fact that people should never let their guards down in the dungeon. Due to all of that, they were able to quickly escape from them. ¡°Haah, haah¡ alright, looks like we got away? Man, I was getting high off that treasure, why¡¯d so many monsters have to pop up? That¡¯s gotta be abnormal.¡± ¡°Maybe it¡¯s a Transition Phase¡? Though it could just be bad luck¡ oh¡ª¡± ¡°Hm? Did you think of something?¡± ¡°¡ What if the Vige Chief and Gozoh-san keep the poption down?¡± Yes. Kehma and the others didn¡¯t onlye in for loot, but also to keep the monster poption down. Upon realizing that, one of them even muttered how amazing those two parties were. ¡°No, hold up. Gozoh-san doesn¡¯t kill this many monster.¡± Although Gozoh definitely showed proof of what he killed and did subjugationmissions properly, Kehma sort of just came in and did things in a bang. How much he did exactly, though, was unknown. But doing the calctions backward from what they knew Gozoh killed¡ didn¡¯t that mean Kehma killed the most monsters by far? ¡°What the¡ and when we usuallye in is right after Vige Chief Kehmaes in to clean the dungeon¡¡± ¡°Seriously. The Vige Chief¡¯s crazy.¡± Just how many monsters was he killing with his weekly attacks on the dungeon? He even did it with a sense of flippancy, sometimes even solo. ¡ And he was dealing with that many monsters? Kehma, strolling like a walk in the park, had been dealing with enough monsters that even full parties would have no choice to run away from. Although it was impossible to picture with how he usually looked and acted, now that they thought about it, even Hero Wataru said that Kehma had beaten him. If that was the case, it would exin how he had the strength to deal with groups goblins and golems like it was a walk in the park. ¡°¡ Man, he¡¯s going to keep that monopoly.¡± ¡°Rather, we¡¯re going to keep buying it while he keeps the monopoly¡¡± ¡°Yeah, Vige Chief Kehma¡¯s way up there¡¡± And that was how Kehma¡¯s fame rose in a group he had no clue about. * Within the Master Room, Rei received a report from Nerune. ¡°And with that~, they think Master and Meat-senpai were the ones killing the difference in monster numbers~, is this what you wanted~?¡± ¡°Yes. This is what I was hoping for.¡± Sitting in the chair that was meant for Kehma to sit in in the Master Room, Rei¡¯s mouth crept into a smile as she looked at the monitor produced by the menu function. Her smile was out of delight for being entrusted with the dungeon. ¡°Fufufu, the one who shall protect Master¡¯s interests is I! Rei, the vampire! Fuhahahah! I shall perfectly replicate the dungeon as it should be during Master¡¯s absence!¡± With that, having allowed her brewing emotions to manifest, she took a deep breath. Yeah, she felt much better. Also with that, Kinue, who was standing beside her, tapped Rei on the shoulder. ¡°Rei. You¡¯re satisfied by this?¡± ¡°Hm? What is it, Kinue?¡± ¡°Rei, do you truly think this is Master¡¯s perfect?¡± Somewhat dissatisfied, Kinue spoke. Rei¡¯s parade was thoroughly rained on, but she knew well that she could not be as perfect as Kehma. She was not conceited. She just felt a bit ted and wanted to try saying that, so she epted the rebuke. ¡°Do you have something to share? If so, go ahead.¡± ¡°I won¡¯t hesitate, then¡ Surely you don¡¯t think Master would stop at that?¡± In other words, Kinue was saying that if Kehma truly entered the dungeon as an adventurer, the number of monsters he would have defeated could not be ounted for by their current surplus. Rei noticed what she meant immediately. She was right! ¡°¡ It¡¯s as you say, Kinue! Nerune, please, increase production further! Double it!¡± ¡°Okaaaay~, I¡¯ll give it my all~! Let¡¯s kill all the adventurers~¡¡ªah, that¡¯d be bad~¡ let¡¯s half-kill all the adventurers~!¡± ¡°Oh? We were allowed to kill half?¡± ¡°Rei, half-killing means to hurt them to the extent they do not die.¡± Due to this happening, the difficulty level of the dungeon at that point was very high. As it also caused the general popce to raise their evaluation of Kehma, one could say that that was Rei¡¯s intention. ¡ Whether or not that was Kehma¡¯s wish was another story entirely. Chapter 310 The River Town of Donsama (North Side) The River Town of Donsama. It was the second town after leaving Tsuia. After entering the aristocrat-only gate as we did back at Mikhan, there were a ton of uniform, stone brick buildings that looked basically. I guess buildings like that weremon in the empire. That aside, its poption was closer to Tsuia than to Mikhan. This town was at the junction between the paths that stretched to Tsuia, the capital, and Pavuera. It also seemed that it was the only safe route that headed to Tsuia, followed by Golen¡ªwhich had the tunnel leading straight to Pavuera. ¡°By the way, why¡¯s it called a river town?¡± ¡°Donsama is divided in two by a river. There¡¯s North Donsama and South Donsama, bothbined forming Donsama. The size of thembined is just a bit smaller than Tsuia.¡± ¡°There¡¯s two parts to it? Sounds troublesome.¡± By the way, the gate we¡¯d just entered through headed into North Donsama. The gate for South Donsama heads out toward the imperial capital. You¡¯d need to use the ferry to get from one side of the river that splits it in half to the other. ¡ They don¡¯t have a bridge? ¡°Are there any differences between the north and south sides?¡± ¡°Not from our point of view at least. But there is for people that actually live there.¡± ¡°Oh, are the two sides hostile toward each other or something?¡± ¡°The conflict isn¡¯t as bad as that, but there are even two adventurer guilds. Let¡¯s go greet the north one today.¡± We¡¯d be staying two nights this time, too. One in North Donsama, one in South Donsama. I guess it¡¯d be bad if we don¡¯t do the greetings twice? Let¡¯s leave that to Wataru. ¡°Hey Ichika, is there any good food here?¡± Rokuko turned to Ichika. ¡°They¡¯ve got grilled fish, but nothin¡¯ really stands out except it bein¡¯ a fresh catch~¡± ¡°Alright, let¡¯s go buy some right now!¡± ¡°Nope. We¡¯ve got to leave the coach at the guild first.¡± Ichika went without saying, but it seemed that even Rokuko was all for the food while we¡¯re out travelling. I seem to recall something about how Dungeon Cores didn¡¯t need to eat, but she¡¯d been in love with melon bread for ages by now I guess. Oh well, maybe she¡¯s just enjoying herself. Even Meat¡¯s tail was wagging back and forth. ¡°Oh, we¡¯re going to be keeping our coach at the inn this time. But how about we go drop off this deliverymission we picked up for here first?¡± ¡°Aye, Gasho, if ye would.¡± By the way, it turned out that the coachman was called Gasho. Gozoh seemed to be getting along well with him, at least enough to be on a first-name basis with him. With that, Ichika and Rokuko hopped off to go buy some fish when we arrived at the guild. Along with being their escort, they brought Shikina with them to carry their bags. ¡ I guess it was alright. I¡¯d wanted her to help us with the luggage since there was so much of it this time¡ but at least buy us some fish too? Wataru and Gozoh entered the guild after shouldering the barrels they¡¯d kept in [Storage]. Meat, Roppu, and I were carrying wooden boxes¡ what were inside these things? Well, even if I was interested there was nothing to be done about it. It wasn¡¯t fragile, at least. There was probably so much luggage to take since there was so much traffic through the area. ¡°This is for our deliverymission. Please look over it all.¡± ¡°Yes, I¡¯ve confirmed that¡¯s everything. Thank you for your work, Wataru-sama.¡± ¡°We¡¯ll be going to the south side tomorrow, followed by the capital after that. If you have a deliverymission for either¡ª¡± ¡°In that case, we¡ª¡± After making the delivery, he received more luggage to deliver. Taking the single small wooden box, Wataru ced it into his [Storage]. ¡°You epted it straight away this time?¡± ¡°There¡¯s not much to deliver to the south side from here, so I decided to put it in my [Storage]. That way, I won¡¯t have to worry about it being stolen. The south side should have deliverymissions for the capital. Now we should be set to head to the south side.¡± Wataru spoke with a smile. I see, guess he didn¡¯t ept a subjugationmission this time. Well, although we were here just as long as we were in Mikhan, one of those days would be us crossing the river. ¡°I haven¡¯t seen the river yet, but is it that big?¡± ¡°It¡¯s around fifteen meters deep and a hundred wide. We could probably just run over it.¡± No way. Pretty sure you¡¯re the only one that could do that. ¡°¡ I wonder if I could make it over?¡± ¡°Don¡¯t push yourself. Pretty sure running over water isn¡¯t normal.¡± ¡°Eh, that¡¯s not true. Right, Roppu-san?¡± ¡°Ten meters is my limit. What about you, Gozoh?¡± ¡°Ye think I can run on water? I can jump three meters, that¡¯s it.¡± Wait, what¡.? I guess that¡¯s just how crazy adventurers¡¯ physical abilities are. ¡ Meat¡¯s tail is wagging, did she take that as a challenge to see how far she can go? ¡°¡ Wataru, you¡¯d save us if we fall in, right?¡± ¡°Oh, Kehma-san, you want to give it a shot too?¡± ¡°No, I¡¯m good. I¡¯m asking for Kuro.¡± ¡°It¡¯s important to know how far you can push yourself if pushes to shove. Kehma-san, you should go for it!¡± He had a point, but I didn¡¯t really feel like doing it. I was with Gozoh. Who¡¯d want to run on water? Rokuko and the rest arrived, their shoppingplete, just as we left the guild. ¡°Good job, Kehma. Here¡¯s your fish.¡± ¡°Thanks.¡± She distributed some more to others after giving me mine first. It tasted like river sweetfish, but salty and on a skewer. It was probably salted before it was grilled. ¡°Oh, they had some sweetfish? Thanks Jou-chan. It¡¯ll go good with my alcohol.¡± ¡°I love the vor too. A lot of Pavueran peddlerse here too, so salt¡¯s pretty cheap here.¡± So they have sweetfish here too, huh¡? Guess it¡¯s like that time with apples? Although it was a different thing, it had the same name¡ªthat kind of thing. I don¡¯t get it. ¡°It¡¯s pretty big.¡± ¡°Really? Isn¡¯t it smaller than the fish I order at the inn?¡± The fish sold at the inne from Pavuera and its sea, after all. So yeah, I guess it¡¯d be smaller than a fish from the sea. It¡¯s still pretty big for a sweetfish though. ¡°Still though, the carts started selling cheaper when they saw Ichika and everyone looked bitter. Did you do something?¡± ¡°It was a long time ago~¡± So you did? ¡°Alright, let¡¯s head to our inn for tonight. This one¡¯s called [Northern Hero Pavilion], it¡¯s an inn that North Donsama¡¯s famous hero, Ortega-san, founded. It¡¯s a good inn. As an aside, tomorrow¡¯s is [Southern Hero Pavilion], Ortega-san¡¯s son built it when he became self-dependent.¡± ¡°Did Donsama split in half because of them¡? Hey, is there really not going to be a fight between north and south?¡± ¡°They¡¯re not about to jump out and attack each other. I don¡¯t know much about it, but you could try asking Ortega-san if you¡¯re interested?¡± ¡°Nope, don¡¯t care that much.¡± Why would a traveler want to intervene in some fight between a parent and their child? Let¡¯s leave that trouble aside. I¡¯m not some main character, there¡¯s no way I¡¯d jump out and solve whatever problem Ie across. Chapter 311 Extra: Crossing the River The next day, we¡¯de to the river to make our way to South Donsama. ording to what Wataru told me, the river was around a hundred meters across if you went straight. There were stairs that descended to a harbor around two meters above the water, along with a ferry docked there. There was a slope for wheeled vehicles to descend as well, of course. That said, we weren¡¯t at the area to get onto the ferry. ¡°¡ªand so we¡¯ll be crossing the water today.¡± ¡°Oi, hold up.¡± ¡°What¡¯s wrong, Kehma-san?¡± ¡°I mean yeah, crossing the river is fine. But how¡¯d ite to [Running Across the River] being a thing?¡± ¡°Because it¡¯s something special in this town, water running!¡± Yeah. Following Wataru here, it turned out that this was some sort of self challenge spot. It seemed he was a bit of a celebrity here too, since people who¡¯de here to challenge themselves were calling out to Wataru and seeming overall giddy at seeing him. ¡°Wataru-san! Please teach me!¡± ¡°Over here! Watch me run, Wataru-sensei!¡± ¡°Are those people with him his pupils?¡± ¡ªthat kind of stuff. Incidentally, it seemed that the number of people that were able to sessfully cross the river was somewhere in the double digits, including Wataru. ¡°Alright then, how about you give it a go, Kehma-san?¡± Heck no. I don¡¯t feel like running over a river. Do I look like a sports junkie to you? ¡°Oh yeah, Ortega-san, the person who made the inn we were at yesterday, managed to do it, too. In this town, people who¡¯re able to cross the river are called heroes.¡± ¡°Heeeh, thanks for the info.¡± ¡°Which is why, Kehma-san, I think you should at least give it a go.¡± ¡°Which is why my butt. I ain¡¯t doin¡¯ it!¡± ¡°I want to see if you can do it, Kehma.¡± Rokuko supported Wataru from off to the side. Nope! Definitely not! ¡°It¡¯d be bad if I fell into the river. I could drown.¡± ¡°Oh, don¡¯t worry man. This ce is famous, there¡¯s a rescue team always swimming around.¡± Famous? How much free time do these people have to even have a rescue team? Monsters won¡¯t appear? It¡¯s safe? Oh, so it¡¯s only safe during a certain time range huh. Heeeh~. ¡°¡ Changing clothes after I get wet sounds troublesome.¡± ¡°You have [Dry] and [Cleanup]. That¡¯d be enough.¡± Kuh, life magic is too convenient! It looks like Wataru¡¯s wanting me to do it, no matter what. ¡°C¡¯mon dude, give it a shot. Maybe you¡¯ll like it?¡± ¡°I can¡¯t do the impossible.¡± ¡°When there¡¯s a will, there¡¯s a way!¡± ¡°I don¡¯t have any merits like that.¡± ¡°Could you show me that you do?¡± Rokuko interrupted us with a self-satisfied look. But like¡ I don¡¯t. It¡¯s more like I¡¯d just get another demerit after I fall in¡ªwhich I definitely would. ¡°¡ Goshujin-sama.¡± Meat looked like she really wanted to try it. Her tail was wagging back and forth. She was definitely looking forward to it. ¡°Kuro. You don¡¯t have to hold yourself back for me, go for it.¡± ¡°Okay!¡± ¡°Oh, so Kuro-chan¡¯s participating! Alright, let me show you how to do it.¡± Saying that, Wataru crouched in preparation to dash. ¡°Momentum is important! Kehma-san, make sure you take a good look too.¡± ¡°I¡¯m not doing it though?¡± ¡°I¡¯m off! Hoh!¡± Lot listening to me in the least, Wataru took off running. No¡ªit was more like he got shot from a cannon. Each time his feet hit the water, they sent out waves of force. ¡ Just before his left foot would sink, his right foot hit, followed by his left foot doing the same. After a moment, Wataru reached the other side and came back. ¡°¡ And that¡¯s how you do it. So how about it, think you go it?¡± ¡°That¡¯s inhuman. As expected of a hero.¡± ¡°Hah, don¡¯t tter me~¡± You took that as praise? ¡°Umm, Kuro, you don¡¯t have to push yourself.¡± ¡°No, I¡¯ll do it.¡± ¡°Kehma-san, see how hyped she is? You should follow her example!¡± You can stop looking at me like that¡ªI¡¯m not going to do it. You know that, right? With that, Meat crouched to prepare herself to dash. She was concentrating¡ and then started running. She then began to kick at and soar across the water. Maybe she can do it?¡ But soon as I thought that, she sank around halfway across the river. Collected by the rescue team, Meat was brought back to where we were standing. ¡°Ah, too bad. You almost made it across¡ªyou get brought to the other side if you make it more than halfway.¡± ¡°Muu¡¡± I used [Cleanup] and [Dry] on Meat, whose tail was sagging down in disappointment. Gozoh stepped up. ¡°Alright, I¡¯m gonna give it a go! Roppu, see if you can figure out the trick.¡± ¡°Ooh, good luck, Gozoh. I¡¯ll get you something good to drink if you make it.¡± ¡°It¡¯s impossible for me! How ¡¯bout ye get me some tofort me after I fail?¡± Gozoh was up to bat this time. Again, with a crouch. ¡ He broke into a run, but sank on the first step. The rescue team nearby collected him and quickly brought him back. ¡°Kuh, guess it was useless¡¡± ¡°You made it two meters at least. It¡¯s okay.¡± Seeming like he knew it was going to happen, Gozoh didn¡¯t look too down about it. He used [Dry] on himself. ¡°Alright, next up¡¯s Kehma!¡± ¡°Nope, not gonna. What¡¯s with you wanting me to cross the river?¡± ¡°Because I¡¯m pretty sure you¡¯ll make it.¡± ¡°I think so too. Kehma can do it.¡± ¡°I agree.¡± ¡°That¡¯s a bit much¡ I can¡¯t do what I can¡¯t do.¡± Haaah, oh well. If they¡¯re going to be like that, why don¡¯t I just try it? ¡°Alright, I get it. I¡¯ll just go until I hit the other side.¡± ¡°Oh! So Kehma-san¡¯s finally getting serious¡¡± Everyone took that crouching start so far, so I¡ didn¡¯t. I just prepared to run off normally. ¡°Hoh. So you¡¯re going ssic style, eh?¡± Wataru said that, but I had no clue what he was talking about. I didn¡¯t pay him any mind and took a step into the water. And sank. I then continued to just swum to the other side. ¡°Wh¡ at¡!?¡± It was a bit hard to swim with my clothes on, but even while being pulled downstream, I managed to keep going thanks to the golem assist. With that, I made it to the other side. ¡°¡ Phew, that was tiring. Hey guys, c¡¯mon and hurry up¡ª!¡± ¡°You¡¯re not supposed to just swim though!?¡± Rokuko raised aint from the other shore, but I ignored it. I mean, I never said that I would run across. * In the end, Rokuko and the others just came along with the coach on the ferry. The heck, doesn¡¯t that just make me look stupid? ¡°That was an amazing defeat, Kehma-san.¡± Wataru spoke with such a big smile that he was practically radiating light. I tilted my head. ¡°Eh? I never said I¡¯d run across though?¡± ¡°That¡¯s not what I meant! We¡¯d overlooked the essence of river crossing to start with. Essentially, river crossing is for the sake of making it to the other shore. There was never actually a rule for running across! In other words, Kehma-san, the moment you decided to go ssic style for your start, you won!¡± What an abrupt, weirdly reasoned exnation. Very. I just took it as Wataru¡¯s usual, annoying goal of wanting to lose to me. Given that he loves getting yed around with by Nerune, he¡¯s definitely an M. Chapter 312 The River Town of Donsama (South Side) After crossing the river and heading back into Donsama proper, I headed straight the the inn since I¡¯d tired myself out. I slept soundly, falling asleep as soon as my head hit my pillow, and kept at it until just before we left the next morning. Maaan can I get some nice sleep after tuckering myself out. ¡°I don¡¯t see anything different between the north and south sides, are they really different?¡± ¡°The adventurer guilds aren¡¯t a part of the conflict at least, so that¡¯s all that matters for us.¡± The whole thing¡¯s inconsequential for travelers like us though. At most we just had to ster smiles on ourselves while listening to people say stuff like [Oh, you were in the north side yesterday? My goodness! It was so much more warm andfortable down here, can¡¯t you tell?]. Like heck we can! ¡°Alright, so we¡¯ll be leaving Donsama today¡ªis there anything we¡¯re forgetting?¡± ¡°I ate fish from the carts and some more for dinner. I¡¯m greeeeat, plus I can just get some more on the way back if I think of somethin¡¯!¡± ¡°I¡¯d expect nothing less, Ichika-san. What about you, Kehma-san?¡± ¡°I¡¯m good. Now we¡¯re just going to ept amission from the adventurer guild yeah?¡± ¡°What about solving the inn parent-child duo¡¯s discord?¡± ¡°Pass.¡± With that out of the way, we went to South Donsama¡¯s adventurer guild. Wataru had delivered the luggage he got from North Donsama¡¯s adventurer guild some time beforehand, so we just epted a deliverymission heading for the capital without much happening. Just as we were all about to head back outside, someone called out Wataru¡¯s name. ¡°Wataru-sama. Someone asked for you specifically for an escortmission to Corky. Would you like to ept it? The person you would be escorting is a merchant.¡± ¡°Hmm? What do you think, Kehma-san?¡± Wait, you¡¯re asking me?¡ªis what I first though, but then I remembered that I¡¯d already hired Wataru to be my escort. In that case, I¡ªthe client¡ªhad the power to make the decision. By the way, Corky was the name of the next big town on the way to the capital at around three days away by coach. ¡°The coach¡¯s already too cramped to bring another person.¡± ¡°They have their own.¡± Wataru spoke while looking at themission ticket he received from the receptionist. By the way, the reason the receptionist already knew that Corky was our next destination was because Wataru came here saying [We¡¯re nning on heading to Corky next on our way to the capital, are there any deliverymissions we could take?]. Nothing about it seemed suspicious, but¡ ¡°Why¡¯d they nominate Wataru directly? Wouldn¡¯t it be a good bit more expensive to request a hero directly?¡± ¡°It happens asionally. They could have something that requires a hero, or perhaps their very goal is to be escorted by a hero.¡± So some people just want to get closer to a hero? I see. He¡¯s a bit off, but he is a hero¡ Still though, it just feels like one gold for a three-day escort by Wataru is expensive. ¡°Well, it says that it will be switched into an ordinary escortmission asking for an appropriate adventurer if it isn¡¯t epted, so Kehma-san, let me know whatever you decide.¡± ¡°I guess it¡¯s fine. If you get onto the merchant¡¯s coach, that just means we¡¯ll have one less person on ours.¡± ¡°Aww¡ alright, fine.¡± Saying that, Wataru went back to the receptionist to ept themission. The merchant was delighted and asked to shake Wataru¡¯s hands, to which Wataru responded. ¡ So I guess there¡¯s these kinds ofmissions too. With that, Wataru finished greeting the merchant and came back as the merchant looked as if they were in a rush to head outside. ¡°He asked for us to wait a little longer so he can fetch more goods to bring.¡± ¡°Alright. I guess it makes sense for him to want to bring more now that he knows a hero¡¯s going to escort him, not to mention that he¡¯d want to bring more to recoup his losses from the nomination fee.¡± ¡°Well, Corky¡¯s public security isn¡¯t too bad in the first ce¡ But I heard there was an eyewitness report about a band of thieves stalking the area, so I figured that it was a great chance since it said the merchant has four wagons.¡± Oh, so he wants to fish out some thieves. Which means that him epting the escort this time is for the sake of fighting people¡? ¡°Kehma-san, have you killed anyone before? If not, don¡¯t feel like you have to push yourself.¡± I have as a Dungeon Master, but that¡¯s indirectly¡ If I was attacked by a thief¡ I could probably do it? Hmm. Let¡¯s not worry about it. ¡°By the way, it¡¯smon for C-Ranks to be escorts¡ that is, they¡¯re at a level that are able to fight thieves, robbers and the like. Kehma-san, I know you¡¯re D-Rank, but do you think you¡¯ll manage?¡± ¡°As long as no big shotes out, probably. I¡¯d be able to stall if I get surrounded, so make sure you save me if it looks dangerous, yeah?¡± ¡°Got it, leave it to me.¡± I didn¡¯t just have to rely on the clothes golem, I had magic too. I figured I could manage one way or another. Gozoh and Roppu were C-Rank, and Ichika was formerly one, so they should be fine¡ and Meat¡¯s even stronger than Ichika so she should be fine. The problem¡¯s actually whether or not she¡¯d be able to hold back enough to not kill them. By the way, it also seems like our coachman has the strength of a C-Rank adventurer, too. As expected of an aristocrat¡¯s coachman. I guess the only problem¡¯s Rokuko? She has a clothes golem, but I can¡¯t picture her actually fighting. She¡¯s wearing a rapier, but it¡¯s just a decoration right? ¡ Is Rokuko, a non-human, the most typical person among us? ¡ Let¡¯s have Ichika guard her. ¡°Alright, shall we wait at the meeting area, the south gate?¡± ¡°Yeah.¡± * And that¡¯s why we decided to wait at the south gate out of Donsama toward the capital. Ichika headed out with Meat for some nearby stalls to procure food¡ I thought she said she didn¡¯t forget to eat? ¡°Still though, getting a nominationmission¡ Wataru really is famous, isn¡¯t he?¡± ¡°He is a hero, after all.¡± ¡°It¡¯s kind of strange since we see him all the time at our inn though.¡± Hearing Rokuko and I chat with each other about him, Wataru hopped into our conversation. ¡°Were you talking about me just now?¡± ¡°We were, we were. About how totally different people treat you in and out of our vige.¡± ¡°Golen¡¯s special. Because the vige chief is Kehma-san.¡± Wataru spoke as if it was my fault. Rokuko even nodded in agreement. Why tho. Me being the vige chief has nothing to do with it¡ I mean, I¡¯m just a figurehead. Heck, Vige Sub-Chief Wozuma, Receptionist-san from the adventurer guild, even Gozoh as the adventurer representative had more authority than me. ¡°While we¡¯re on the topic of the vige, how¡¯s it going with you and Nerune?¡± ¡°Oh, it¡¯s going great! Nerune-san said she¡¯d go on a date with me to Tsuia next time she has an opening in her schedule. So, Rokuko-san, please give Nerune a vacation. Actually, she needs money, so please raise her pay too.¡± ¡°Oh well¡ I guess I¡¯ll just have to give Nerune a holiday the next time youe by, Wataru! I¡¯ll lend you her.¡± ¡°Thank you very much!¡± Huh? Nerune¡¯s always on holiday whenever Watarues. She should be able to do whatever she wants with him. And it¡¯s not like there¡¯d be any issue with her going on a date with him to Tsuia¡ eh, whatever. A whileter, the merchant we¡¯d be escorting arrived. He had four covered wagons. They looked like they were loaded with a lot of goods. From what I heard, his [Storage] is filled up too¡ But wouldn¡¯t the wagons get stuck from being so weighed down? Let¡¯s stop there. I get the feeling I¡¯ll raise some g if I keep up that train of thought. ¡°Alright, Mr. Hero-sama, my safety is in your hands.¡± ¡°Yeah, leave it to me. We¡¯d even be able to deal with a dragon, so don¡¯t worry about it.¡± ¡°That is very reassuring.¡± The merchant then bowed his head toward us as well. We look forward to working with you for the next three days. We took the merchant and exited the gate, leaving for the next town. Although Wataru predicted that we¡¯d be attacked¡ even if we were, he would probably go so hard that he¡¯d take them all out himself. Chapter 313 En Route (3) Leading along our escort target and his four wagons, we made our way out of the River Town of Donsama and set off for Corky. We found a wagon with a broken axel stuck in the middle of a meadow next to somerge rocks. It was still somewhere around a kilometer ahead of us¡ but it was positioned in such a way that we wouldn¡¯t be able to pass along its side, nor could we take a detour. Also, there was a man standing next to it with crossed arms looking troubled. Seeing that, Gozoh immediately went to checking that his equipment was all in ce. ¡°Kehma, that¡¯ll be the thieves. Be ready fer a fight.¡± ¡°Ah, so I guess they popped up after all?¡± ¡± ¡®Course they did.¡± Gozoh popped his neck in preparation. Yeah¡ the wagon¡¯s just too suspicious. ¡°Alright, so it¡¯s at least eighty percent suspicious that they¡¯d get stuck right in the middle of the road like that. The proper etiquette is to either dismantle the wagon or at least move your luggage off it. So someone just standing there like that man is either an idiot or a thief.¡± ¡°There aren¡¯t any horses either. Just an obviously broken wagon¡¯s a bit¡ eh, we just gotta deal with them, it¡¯s a profit for us~¡± Hearing Ichika¡¯s supplement, Meat also stood up in the wagon. ¡°We borrowed this wagon an¡¯ I don¡¯t be feeling like riskin¡¯ the crest to them. Let¡¯s stop here and walk the rest¡ who¡¯s up fer lookin¡¯ after the wagons?¡± Gozoh gestured toward the wagon¡¯s crest as he spoke. ¡°Ah, we¡¯ll stay back then. All you in Team Bhus should be enough to deal with the thieves. Take Shikina along, she¡¯s a nuisance.¡± ¡°I¡ªI am a nuisance!?¡± Yep, for my beauty sleep. ¡°It¡¯s a good chance for you to fight some thieves, hopefully it doesn¡¯t turn out like it did with that orc.¡± ¡°I-I¡¯ll be fine!¡± ¡°Hmm. Alright then, guess Kehma¡¯s party¡¯s gonna be lookin¡¯ after the wagons. We¡¯ll not be needin¡¯ te worry about that then. Oi Wataru, hear that?¡± ¡°Yep. Loud and clear.¡± Sitting next to the merchant in the furthest back wagon in the coachman¡¯s seat, Wataru responded. ¡°Good, let¡¯s go.¡± ¡°Rokuko-chan and everyone, be careful.¡± ¡°I¡¯ll put up an [Air Barricade], so you should be safe from arrows¡ but please be careful.¡± Stopping the leading wagon around four hundred meters from the thief¡¯s position, Gozoh, Roppu, and Wataru got off the carriage. Then, doing their best to look defenseless, they called out to ask what happened and if they needed help. They were probably going for a surprise attack. Guess I¡¯ll just leisurely see what happens while I watch over the wagonssit back and rx. Just as I started toy down, Ichika unsheathed her kitchen knife¡ªher weapon. ¡°Man am I ready, Goshujin-sama!¡± ¡°Huh? What¡¯re you doing, Ichika? We¡¯re just watching over the wagons, we don¡¯t really need to do anything?¡± ¡°What¡¯re ya talkin¡¯ about? It¡¯s our job to defend the horses, coachmen, and wagons from the thievesyin¡¯ in wait? A chance to show off. Right, Meat-senpai?¡± ¡°Yeah. Goshujin-sama, I will show you, my good points.¡± ¡°There¡¯re four wagons, so we got lots to defend. I never thought ya¡¯d actually volunteer us for the harder job, Goshujin-sama?¡± Eh¡ª? Seeing Meat also pull out her knife golem and prepare to fight, I started to ask if she was sure¡ªbut just as I was about to, Gozoh and the others¡¯ fight began. Simultaneously with that, arrows flew toward the wagon, but Wataru¡¯s [Air Barricade] caused them to miss their mark. ¡°¡ Oh, so watching the wagons was the more involved choice?¡± ¡°One of those arrows just now was aimin¡¯ straight for the coachman~. They¡¯ve got an archer with a pretty great aim. Alright, guess it¡¯s our turn?¡± ¡°Leave the support role to me!¡± Rokuko, you sit down. And if you have a bow gun, isn¡¯t the rapier at your waist not needed? * Seeing that arrows were ineffective, the thieves that had been hiding came shuffling out. There was a handful of them¡ªno, more than ten. This is bad. How could three of us hold off against that!? ¡°Oh, we¡¯re pretty outnumbered.¡± However, my prided magic can make up for ourck of manpower¡ it¡¯d be troublesome to get the materials and magic stones for using [Create Golem] ready, so let¡¯s go with [Summon Gargoyle]. ¡°¡ ¡ [Summon Gargoyle]¡ª[Summon Gargoyle]¡ª[Summon Gargoyle]¡ geh that¡¯s annoying,e here times ten, [Summon Gargoyle x10].¡± Reciting the magic¡¯s name each time was annoying, so I skipped over them and caused magic formations to appear around the wagons one after another. A gargoyle burst forth out of each one of them. ¡°Gargoyles, defend the wagons!¡± Although the merchant and coachmen were surprised at suddenly seeing so many monsters, they looked like they realized they were support after hearing me tell them to protect the wagons. However, it seems like that also caused the thieves to put their marks on me. ¡°They¡¯re summons, they disappear if that Summoner-dono dies! He¡¯s in the first wagon!¡± Looks like they know how to deal with summons. I don¡¯t know if that meant they¡¯re knowledgeable or not since it could bemon knowledge¡ but I guess it¡¯d be bad to just stay here? ¡°Leave it to me.¡± ¡°I¡¯m gonna head out too~¡± Meat and Ichika stood in the way of the thieves that had started making a move toward where I was. ¡°It¡¯s a woman! Her body¡¯s great, she¡¯ll make a great pet ve, let¡¯s grab her!¡± ¡°Refused! My chastity¡¯s Goshujin-sama¡¯s!¡± Ichika. What? ¡°Ei!¡± The two of them easily cut down the thieves. Oi, Meat was even having an easy time beheading human opponents¡ what a scary girl. ¡°They¡¯re strong!¡± ¡°Underlings, rush them! We¡¯ll overwhelm them with our numbers!¡± With that, the underlings¡ the ones with ve cors on them rushed toward Meat and Ichika who were defending me. ¡°Hey, don¡¯t forget about me! Teei!¡± Rokuko shot her bow gun¡ and shot a gargoyle in the head. Yeah, friendly fire. Sit down. ¡°The girl¡¯s an aristocrat! She¡¯ll sell for a ton, don¡¯t hurt her to much and capture her alive!¡± ¡°We¡¯ll make back our losses even if all the ves die!¡± Whoops, looks like more and more of the thieves are concentrating on our wagon. I won¡¯t let them, though. ¡°Chase them, [Summon Gargoyle]¡ª¡± I mean, I had enough gargoyles to make a small fighting unit. I just had to have them stop the thieves¡ ¡°Tch! You f*cking ves, rush in and¡ª¡± ¡°Alright, that¡¯s enough.¡± Wataru pinned down the thieves¡¯ boss. Checkmate. That was pretty quick. By the way, Shikina was on the ground and twitching, so I guess she was bad against thieves too. * With the fight over, we decided to restrain each of the thieves. I left that to Team Bhus and Shikina. They¡¯d turn into a decent amount of pocket change since we could sell them as ves if we kept them alive. If we sold them at a good ce, we could expect around five silver each since none of them had physical defects. Even if we sold them at an inn town, we could expect three silver each¡ crime ves are cheap. But it¡¯s a principle of mine to pick up whatever change I see, so long as I have the time to. ¡°Good work, Goshujin-sama.¡± ¡°You too, Meat. Not many of them died, huh.¡± ¡°Yeah, thanks to you, Goshujin-sama. I would have had to slice through all of their necks if it weren¡¯t for the gargoyles.¡± Ah, so she would have been able to handle it. I mean seriously, this girl¡¯s way of thinking is dangerous. She is reliable, though. ¡°That was an awesome strategy. But are ya fine showing it off? The gargoyles, I mean.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t worry about it. I mean, now that I¡¯ve shown them off I can just say this is my limit from here on.¡± ¡°Okay, I guess. Using summons as decoys or things to do things for ya is super convenient¡ but the amount ya used was stupid¡ no, super stupid.¡± The thieves called me Summoner-dono earlier, but did I end up using too many? ¡°Haah, I wanted to at least kill one of them.¡± ¡°Rokuko, you¡¯re pretty disturbed. I mean, you¡¯ve been like that for a long time now, but still¡¡± ¡°No, it¡¯s that. I wanted to see if I would get DP if I killed someone outside of the dungeon. I wasn¡¯t wanting to do it for the sake of killing someone, you know?¡± ¡ I see. I hadn¡¯t thought about that. There isn¡¯t a disadvantage for us in finding out if we can obtain more DP even outside of the dungeon. Let¡¯s see if the one Meat killed gave anything¡ nope. Alright. But it¡¯d be weird for her to kill one of them now that we¡¯ve got them restrained, so let¡¯s give that a shot next chance we get. Just then, Wataru walked up. ¡°Good job. Did any of the thieves escape?¡± ¡°I have gargoyles holding them all down. Should I have let some escape?¡± ¡°Nah, it¡¯s fine. They¡¯ll tell us what we want with a bit of force.¡± Wataru answered with that when I asked him the question with the nuance of [Should we use that to find their hideout?]. ¡°But man, Kehma-san, you¡¯re amazing. You can control that many gargoyle summons¡? You¡¯re like a one man army.¡± ¡°There¡¯s a trick to it. I give them a simple order and leave them with some autonomy.¡± ¡°Still though, there¡¯s so many of them. Ordinary summoners would have trouble with three, ones at the level of court mages would have trouble getting to double digits.¡± ¡ Yeeeeeeah, I summoned somewhere around twenty. Ummm, let¡¯s unsummon the ones that aren¡¯t doing anything. Go back, go back¡ªgood job. By the way, we went with Wataru to the thieves¡¯ hideout afterward. I thought that their hideout might¡¯ve been a dungeon, but it was nothing like that. Just an abandoned vige. Guess bandits and the like don¡¯t usually take dungeons as their bases. Their remnants were easily dealt with by Wataru. I¡¯d expect nothing less. Chapter 314 The cksmithing Town of Corky (1) We decided to just sell the thieves off in the following inn town on our way. It gave us some spending money, so our wallets were warm and happy. Well, they weren¡¯t cold to start with since we brought some anyway. ¡ Still though, it feels like we sold them at way too cheap a price, but it beat bringing them along with us longer. I also didn¡¯t want us to keep having slow down for them since they were walking. ¡°So, Gozoh. What¡¯s this Corky ce like?¡± ¡°Oh, it¡¯s called the cksmithin¡¯ town. It¡¯s where my and Kantra¡¯s family¡¯s from, so we be stayin¡¯ a bit longer.¡± ¡°Hohoh¡ so there¡¯s a lot of dwarves in the cksmithing town?¡± ¡°It¡¯s also called [Dwarf Vige], after all. Our actual origin is further into the mountains, though.1¡± Really now? So it¡¯s where Gozoh and Kantra are from, huh. I guess I wouldn¡¯t mind staying there for a week or so to catch up on sleep? ¡°There¡¯s a ton o¡¯ taverns too. Nothin¡¯ but beans and potatoes fer sides though¡ I¡¯m gonna eat potatoes and fried karaage.¡± ¡°Are there cooks who can deep fry there?¡± ¡°Ye probably wouldn¡¯t find one in the whole town¡ eh, if there was one, it¡¯d be the talk of the town. I dunno fer sure but bein¡¯ able to deep fry would be imperial cookin¡¯ ss¡¡± It sounded like Gozoh and them were nning on spending the one-off ie we got from the thieves entirely at the bar. And as for the deep frying thing, well, Food God Ishidaka¡¯s teachings were licensed. You wouldn¡¯t be issued a license for it if you couldn¡¯t freely use an open-air fire to deep fry food. Since it was just easier to use a tool for the fire, he probably didn¡¯t want it to spread around too much. You¡¯d need an environment where you could practice with plenty of oil, which was rather expensive, so that would inevitably lower the number of people capable of acquiring the license. You couldn¡¯t just teach yourself either, so that lowered it even further. As a result, it had turned into a sort of secret teaching of the food god. As for our vige, Kinue and Wozuma had already acquired licenses for it. An examiner came from Pavuera and tested them before giving them licenses. ¡°Did you bring some souvenir for your home?¡± ¡°I brought a bottle of sake, that¡¯ll be plenty.¡± ¡°Oooh! I drank it, Roppu.¡± ¡°Really? And I was wanting to bring them something nice.¡± Seeing Roppu shrug her shoulders and sigh, Rokuko jumped into the conversation. ¡°¡ Roppu, you¡¯re unexpectedly diligent even though you look rather boorish, huh. So this is that [I¡¯ll be a good bride] thing?¡± ¡°Hey!? Th-That¡¯s not funny, Rokuko!¡± ¡°I wasn¡¯t intending it to be a joke though? I just wanted to follow your example.¡± Roppu and Rokuko were pretty frank with each other, huh. Wait¡ is Rokuko actually good at talking with people? Who¡¯d have thought. She did manage to befriend Shikina at some point¡ really though, when? When I was sleeping, maybe? * And that¡¯s how we made our way all the way to Corky¡¯s gates. It looked closer to what I was expecting as a big city in the empire. It was surrounded withrge stone walls. Whether it was due to the Raverio Empire¡¯s architectural style or due to this era¡¯s technology was a mystery, though. Or maybe it being so uniform was due to being made through magic? As for the gate, we had an escortmission ticket so we were able to go through without any issues. The merchant had to go through some baggage inspection and it turned into uspleting themission right there at the gate. After having themissionpletion signed and receiving the reward, Wataru came back. ¡°It¡¯s been a while, wee back.¡± ¡°No it hasn¡¯t, Kehma-san! Leaving me to stick with that merchant the whole time, c¡¯mon! That was horrible!¡± ¡°Hey, I cooperated by letting you do themission you epted however you wanted. Think of it as me letting myrade do his own thing.¡± ¡°Hmph, whatever. I¡¯ll just have to exaggerate your role in that fight and be all [The adventurer Kehma is the strongest, not even a hero would win against him!].¡± Could you not? ¡°I was just kidding. I know you don¡¯t like that kind of stuff, Kehma-san. I wouldn¡¯t want to spoil our friendship.¡± ¡°Alright, good then¡ alright, shall we head to the guild now?¡± And so we had the coach head to the adventurer guild. We kept hearing the sound of hammers striking metal as we passed through town, it really did feel like a dwarven vige. By the way, female dwarves look like lolis from a human¡¯s point of view. Personally, I was just happy they weren¡¯t the type that had beards¡ but well, it seemed like dwarves could tell the difference between them and young humans. As we made our way down the street, I saw a ton of dwarves and adventurer parties standing at food stalls and drinking even though it was barely midday. Most were dwarves, but there were a few humans, elves, and beastkin. Either way, they were all being boisterous. Looking around, I saw someonerger than the other people. A giant? Heeeh, I thought it was just a normal human. And there was another with some feathers sprouting from them¡ so there were winged people too? It looked different from a bird beastkin, first time I¡¯d ever seen one. There weren¡¯t any in our vige¡ oh, there were more of them to the south? Heeeh. I wonder how many races there are? ¡°Hey Ichika. Is there anything tasty here?¡± Rokuko turned to Ichika. ¡°Mmm, basically just alcohol. There¡¯s meat, potatoes and beans, but it¡¯s all just to go with the alcohol¡ Rokuko-sama, do you drink alcohol?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t like it much. It¡¯s bitter.¡± Rokuko was starting to get more curious about food, was Ichika rubbing off on her? Rather, even though she¡¯s gotten to look older, it¡¯s only to the point of looking around fifteen. Isn¡¯t drinking alcohol at that age a bit bad? Come to think of it, didn¡¯t she drink at the Dungeon Battle closing party? I can¡¯t recall. ¡°In that case, you could drink a fruit cocktail? With that, you should be able to drink it, Rokuko-dono.¡± ¡°Shikina. I thought about that, but then wouldn¡¯t it just be more tasty to drink fruit juice by itself?¡± ¡°¡ Well, you don¡¯t have to force yourself to drink if you don¡¯t want to.¡± By the time Rokuko and Shikina finished, we arrived at the adventurer guild. ¡°Okay, I¡¯ll be gettin¡¯ luggage and leavin¡¯ the coach to ye, Wataru.¡± ¡°Huh? You¡¯re going, Gozoh¡? Guess you¡¯re going to say hi to some acquaintances then?¡± ¡°Aye, somethin¡¯ like that.¡± We entered the guild with the deliverymission¡¯s luggage. I thought there¡¯d be adventurers drinking inside, but unexpectedly, there wasn¡¯t even a bar in this guild. ¡°It doesn¡¯t have a bar despite being the dwarf vige¡¯s ¡°adventurer guild?¡± ¡°It¡¯s not like there¡¯s nowhere else to drink at, yeah? No reason fer ¡¯em to have one. People¡¯d just get more rowdy.¡± I guess that¡¯s true? Forcing themselves to add a bar would just give them more work. We took the luggage to the counter. There was a plump young girl there¡ probably a female dwarf. Yep. She¡¯s wearing makeup and has the feeling of a receptionist about her. ¡°Yo, Anita! I got a deliverymission, could ye confirm it?¡± ¡°Oh, long time no see, Gozoh! Around a year, yeah?¡± ¡°Been gone fer a few reasons, but now I¡¯m bin¡¯ a B-rank.¡± ¡°B!? Hey¡ªGilmouth! C¡¯mere, Gozoh¡¯s a B-Rank!¡± ¡°Whaaat!? Gozoh? Really!? That¡¯s great! This calls fer a celebration!¡± The receptionist dwarf called out another dwarf from inside the guild. But.. Gilmouth. Wasn¡¯t that the name of the guild master? Is it alright for him to go about calling for drinks this early in the day? Or maybe there¡¯s some kind of use that allows him to do that? ¡°Oh, Kehma, Anita¡¯s Gilmouth¡¯s wife, so don¡¯t be makin¡¯ no moves on her, ye hear?¡± ¡°Like I would. Who do you think I am?¡± ¡°The loli killer¡ oooh. I hear dwarf women look like young girls to humans, but maybe ye can tell the difference, Kehma? Ye truly are the loli killer, bein¡¯ able te tell the difference ¡®n all.¡± ¡°No, er, yeah. Umm, it¡¯s been going on for a while now, but could you stop talking about me like I¡¯m some kind of pervert? Though while we¡¯re on the topic, how old is she?¡± ¡°Hm? Right, I think she¡¯s¡ª¡± The receptionist, Anita, tapped on my shoulder as Gozoh was mid-sentence. ¡°Hey there! Are ye Gozoh¡¯s party member? Ye look pretty weak~¡± ¡°Huh? Oh, no, I¡¯m¡ª¡± ¡°Anita. This guy¡¯s Kehma. He¡¯s Golen¡¯s Vige Chief, not my party member. He¡¯s more like ourmandin¡¯ officer. He looks weak, but Kehma¡¯s actually the reason I¡¯m gonna be a B-Rank.¡± ¡°Oh hoh! So yer Kehma-kun! That makes ye Gozoh¡¯s benefactors then! Well, well, my Gozoh¡¯s in yer debt. Ye wanna drink too, Kehma-kun?¡± ¡°No, I¡¯m not much for drinking. I¡¯ll have a side dish though.¡± ¡°Ye don¡¯t drink!? Are ye sufferin¡¯ some horrid illness? For ye to not even have a beard bein¡¯ so young, how pitiful¡¡± ¡°Oh, yeah, it¡¯s alright¡¡± Oh, so she¡¯s old. She looks like a loli, but she¡¯s definitely old on the inside. I decided to just let the old loli think what she wanted to. I never found out how old she was¡ is it taboo to ask a woman¡¯s age here too? Let¡¯s give that up for now. 1. Vige also = hometown here Chapter 315 The cksmithing Town of Corky (2) And so it quickly turned into us buying alcohol and food from a nearby bar. It wasn¡¯t called the dwarf vige for nothing. Some dwarf came over carrying a tankard that looked like a small barrel with alcohol in it and exchanged a toast with Gozoh. And other than me, Rokuko, Ichika, and Meat were here as well. ¡°Goshujin-sama~, what, yer not gonna drink? C¡¯mooon, drink, yeah?¡± ¡°Oi Ichika, stop pouring that. You¡¯re really drunk.¡± ¡°C¡¯mooon, we¡¯re in the dwarf vige, how could ya not drink?¡± Yep, you should stick to juice. Ichika¡¯s so free despite being a ve. Well, not like I mind. ¡°Though really, Gozoh¡¯s hometown is so full of drinkers.¡± ¡°Gahahahaha, ye should drink up too!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll have to pass, I am sick, after all. Right, Rokuko?¡± When I looked over to Rokuko next to me, she¡¯d just taken her lips away from a stein of her own. ¡°Puhaaah¡ so bitter¡ I knew drinking juice would¡¯ve been better¡¡± ¡°You¡ªwait, who gave Rokuko alcohol!?¡± ¡°That would be me!¡± ¡°Shikina! Don¡¯t give children alcohol!¡± I red at Shikina, who was waving her hand from the other end of the table. ¡°Fueh? Rokuko-dono is a high elf, just like Haku-sama. Is she not much older than she looks?¡± ¡°Her ears are obviously not an elf¡¯s, how¡¯d you make that mistake?¡± ¡°I figured it was because of some magic tool. I mean, even I have one of those, so I figured just changing her ears wouldn¡¯t be hard. Probably!¡± ¡°Is it time for a ban on lewdness? You no-good elf¡ hyou!?¡± Just as I started reprimanding Shikina, I felt something brush against me under the table. Trembling as I pushed my chair back to see what it was, I saw Meat, her face flushed red. My movement caused her to cling to my legs again. ¡°Me¡ªKuro? What¡¯s wrong?¡± ¡°Goshujin-sama¡¯s scent¡¡± ¡°You¡¯re drunk!? Oi, who gave Kuro alcohol!?¡± ¡°Huh? That wasn¡¯t juice? Ahahaha~¡± ¡°Rokuko!? It was yooou!?¡± It¡¯d be dangerous to call her Meat in front of so many people. God dang it, are none of these people sane!? Where can I escape to¡? Kehma-kun, over here! Receptionist Anita-san! Legal lolidy! You win! I took Rokuko and Meat¡ªwho¡¯d been clinging to my leg¡ªunder my arms and fled to Anita-san. ¡°Are ye alright, Kehma-kun, children?¡± ¡°I¡¯m saved¡ could I have some water?¡± ¡°Certainly, here¡ oh, my bad, that was alcohol. This one¡¯s water, here.¡± Handing back the alcohol for water, I had Rokuko and Meat drink. When I brought the ss close to each of their mouths, they drank a small bit of it¡ alright, calm down, me. I almost pet them. I really would have if my hands weren¡¯t taken. ¡°Uuueah, Kehmaaa, Kehma¡ nn¡¡± ¡°Goshujin-samaaaa¡ meat¡ zzz¡¡± And so they fell asleep. The two girls were fast asleep. I figured the two of them were better off resting, so I decided to take them to the inn¡ but then I remembered that we still hadn¡¯t settled on one to stay at. ¡°Hey, Wataru. What inn are we staying at? Rokuko and Kuro want to sleep.¡± ¡°Oh, there¡¯s one next to Gozoh-san¡¯s family¡¯s house, so there.¡± ¡°Alright, so where¡¯s Gozoh¡¯s family¡¯s house?¡± ¡°Oh? So the girlies got smashed? The house is close by. Oi guys, I¡¯ma be steppin¡¯ out, gotta bring Kehma and them to my house.¡± Leaving the festivities with Gozoh leading us, I carried Rokuko and Meat to the inn. ¡ I thought about this a bit ago, but boy would my lower back be killing me if I didn¡¯t have this golem assist. Even if they¡¯re little girls, two of them are enough weight to overwhelm me. ¡°So Gozoh, what do your parents do? Kantra¡¯s family are all cksmiths right?¡± ¡°We¡¯re adventurers specialized in mining.¡± Mining specialty, so I guess there are metallic golems around here too? ¡°Dungeons¡¯re great ces te mine from, some have minin¡¯ spots like the one here. Though they keep producin¡¯ ore, monsters alsoe right out at ye, so it¡¯s somethin¡¯ fer adventurers to do.¡± ¡°Heeh, so there¡¯s stuff like that too?¡± I secretly looked through the DP Catalog. It looked like there were mining areas for the moremon metals. They were in the treasure category. I wonder if mining areas are possible because they¡¯remon, or if it¡¯smon because there are mining areas for them? Eh, either way works. It might have just been that it wasn¡¯t in my catalog, but I figured precious metals like gold, silver, and mithril probably needed natural veins or certain monsters. ¡°Ah, here we are.¡± [Honey Grove Arbor]. A three story stonework inn pretty close to the guild. Nearby was a two story stonework house that seemed to be Gozoh¡¯s family¡¯s house. ¡°Roppu and I¡¯ll be staying at me parents¡¯, so guess it¡¯ll just be rooms for Wataru, Shikina, and the three of ye? Four rooms should do.¡± Gozoh went in and greeted the inn¡¯s owner. The person wasn¡¯t a dwarf, but a bear beastkin. As expected from them being neighbors, they knew each other and hadunched into a discussion for the first time in a long while¡ I¡¯d like to hurry up and get to sleep though¡ A whileter, Gozoh came back scratching his head. ¡°Oi, Kehma. They don¡¯t have enough rooms, just two.¡± ¡°What¡ oh well then. Then Wataru and Shikina can stay at your ce. My party will use the inn.¡± ¡°¡ They¡¯re probably gonna be drinkin¡¯ the night away anyway, so aye.¡± It should be fine if I just leave Shikina to Wataru¡ they both look like they¡¯re getting pretty drunk, though. I don¡¯t care if they cross the line either, I¡¯ll just be able to push it all on Wataru that way. I was at least able to secure our inn amodations one way or the other, so I could finallyy Rokuko and Meat down. ¡ Guess I¡¯ll sleep too? I rolled out my futon in the room next to where I put the two to sleep and fell asleep. * When I woke up, I felt something soft pressing against me. ¡°¡¡± I suddenly thought about just falling back asleep since it was pretty warm andfy¡ but what exactly was this soft, bouncy thing? It definitely wasn¡¯t my futon. This feeling touching my face¡ was definitely something wrapped in cloth, but it wasn¡¯t cloth on the inside. And it stank of alcohol. No, like, it really stank of it. Wait, hold up, am I being held onto? I raised my face as much as I could. ¡°Afuuuuh¡ that¡¯sh tickle¡ ishhh~¡¡± It was Ichika. Why am I being Ichika¡¯s hug pillow? Oi. I calmed myself down and started sorting through my confusion. ¡ It probably happened like this. Gozoh told them that he left us in the inn. Ichikae to the inn to rest too. The inn¡¯s owner guided her to her room¡ Correction. My room. The drunken Ichika went into the futon. Stayed like that all night ¡û Present What. Did Ichika and I look like a couple? ¡ Whatever. It¡¯s better than if Rokuko came to sleep with them. But what should I do now? Going back to sleep would be bad, but I can¡¯t move since she¡¯s clinging to me so tightly. Right. Let¡¯s ignore everything and just go back to sleep. Coming up with such a nice idea, I decided to move back to my previous position¡ªwait. That would mean I¡¯d be cramming my face back into Ichika¡¯s breasts, isn¡¯t that like really bad? On the other hand, me staying like this and looking straight up into Ichika¡¯s face was also horribly hard. ¡°Aaaw, I cannah eat¡ anymore¡¡± ¡°Uwaapp¡ª!?¡± Suddenly hugged even tighter, my face filled Ichika¡¯s valley¡ she reeked of alcohol. I could at least breathe though. It was something Ichika did herself, so I call it an act of God! Besides, Ichika¡¯s my ve anyway so there¡¯s no problem even if I bury my face in her breasts. Yeah, it¡¯s OK! Time to go back to sleep. Just as I decided to go back to sleep, Ichika started squirming. ¡°Nnn¡ huh? Hmm¡ a dream¡? But that huge curry bread¡ kuh, I coulda eaten it then¡¡± Oi, why¡¯d you have to wake up now? You¡¯re going to wake up with my face between your breasts¡? G-Go back to sleep! Sleeping is the best, it ovees everything! ¡°Huh¡ I¡¯m holding onto some¡. thing!?¡± Ichika stiffened when she realized. Come on, I was so close to her that I could literally hear her heartbeat. ¡°This isn¡¯t¡ Meat-senpai¡ h-huh¡ G-Goshujin-sama?¡± We both had ck hair, but nope. Looks like Ichika finally noticed. I just kept pretending to sleep. In, out, in, out. I just breathed. Ignore me, just leave, everything will be fine¡ no, please, leave. ¡°How did I even get¡ owowow, guess I drank too much yesterday, I can¡¯t remember¡ the inn? Huh, why am I with Goshujin-sama¡ huh?¡± Ichika¡¯s heart started pounding faster. She was probably confused. ¡°¡ ¡ Oh!? So I¡¯m a hug pillow! He got me drunk for it!?¡± Why would you think that!? ¡ªAh, I want to say something but I have to keep pretending to sleep. I¡¯ve gone this far, so I¡¯ll give sleeping my all to see it through! ¡°Ohe on~. I would¡¯ve done it whenever, he didn¡¯t need to go to so much trouble. Oh, but maybe Goshujin-sama¡¯s the kind that doesn¡¯t like breasts?¡± Ichika said something embarrassing while patting my head. You¡¯re wrong! That¡¯s not it! And I do have a leg fetish but I don¡¯t dislike breasts! ¡°¡ Whoops, I might wake Goshujin-sama up. That was a close one. Maaan, it¡¯s a good thing I asked Meat-senpai about this stuff~¡± Saying that, Ichika hugged my head lightly. Yeah so uhh, I have no clue what to do now. ¡°¡ But I don¡¯t really wanna nibble him~¡± The heck¡¯s she saying? Did I just mishear her? Whatever. I¡¯m sleeping. I heard nothing. By the way, Meat came along a little whileter to teach Ichika [The Method to Slip Away Without Waking Goshujin-samaMe], so I stuck with my n of not noticing anything. End of story. Chapter 316 The cksmithing Town of Corky (3) Having stayed overnight in the inn, I decided to head over to Gozoh¡¯s house and rush through my greetings before checking out Kantra¡¯s house. I mean, Gozoh¡¯s family are all just normal adventurers. Wataru was still continuing his drinking bout fromst night and Shikina was dead drunk. Let¡¯s pretend I didn¡¯t see a noble daughter sleep-puking. Alright, guess I can go check out Kantra¡¯s now? Or maybe more like go observe it? I also just really want to see what a cksmith¡¯s home is like. By the way, Ichika and Rokuko were with me. Meat stayed behind. She wasn¡¯t feeling up to walking (she had a hangover). ¡°Still though¡ stiiill~¡ Goshujin-sama~¡± ¡°What¡¯s with you being so clingy today? Did something happen?¡± ¡°Eeeh~? I woooonder? Weeeell, it¡¯d be nice if Goshujin-sama said it~¡± ¡°Hey, Ichika? You¡¯re too close to him! You¡¯re going to make it hard for Kehma to walk with you holding on to him like that.¡± Rokuko pushed her way between Ichika and I. And since Rokuko started holding on to me instead, it was just as hard to walk. Either way, I have no clue. The reason Ichika¡¯s being so touchy-feely today is something I have absolutely no clue about or inclination of. ¡°I know Rokuko-sama¡¯s the legal wife though! Mhmm! I¡¯ma ve hug pillow! So Goshujin-sama can just use me like an item¡ like a pet ya can y with, yeah?¡± ¡°I see, so you¡¯re a pet! Alright then, I mean, I even let Feni stand on my hands and shoulders, after all!¡± Rokuko¡¯s pets included Feni, a phoenix, and Dia, a jeweled turtle. She¡¯s equating Ichika to them? ¡ Oh, I guess it fits. She treats them about the same. How should I put this¡? Meat¡¯s more pet dog-ish, but she¡¯s treating Ichika as the pet? Meat is my hug pillow though. Maybe that¡¯s why? ¡°So, this is where Gozoh said Kantra¡¯s house is¡?¡± We¡¯de from around back¡ but there were tons of dwarvesing and going, as well as the sound of metal striking metal inside. It looked like smokeing from some furnace was rising out of it, so I figured this was the only ce he could¡¯ve meant. It¡¯s a bitte to think about it, but I wonder if I could get them to show us around? I mean, I had Kantra show me around his, but his family¡¯s¡ªmaster¡¯s (?)¡ªis more, err, high-level feeling¡ Well, it looks like a serious workce, I have no clue if they¡¯ll let at outsider like me look around. I¡¯ll give up if it turns out it¡¯s a no go. I don¡¯t actually care that much. I just figured that I might be able to reproduce it to some extent with golems after using Menu-san¡¯s recording function if they showed me around. Like maybe it¡¯d help Nerune out or something. I was able to forcibly process even orichalcum with [Create Golem], so the only advantage for me was the possibility of being able to mass-produce things without being so dependent on [Create Golem]. ¡ Wait, isn¡¯t Kantra enough for that? Me taking a look here¡¯s unneeded then? No no, I¡¯ll have to collect a lot of samples to learn this world¡¯s standards. ¡°Hey, Kehma. We¡¯re not going in?¡± ¡°I mean, I¡¯m not actually sure if we can¡ Alright, head on in, Ichika!¡± ¡°Eh, me? Guess it makes sense to announce ya first. I¡¯ma do it then¡ Heeeeya! We¡¯re here to meet Kantra-han¡¯s family~!¡± When Ichika went and called out, a dwarf with white hair came out using a cane. ¡°Hm? Kantra¡¯s our brat, but who be ye?¡± ¡°Oh, I¡¯m from a vige called Golen. Kantra-han¡¯s always helpin¡¯ me out with stuff so I wanted toe and say hi. I¡¯m always havin¡¯ him fix up my weapon too~¡± ¡°What? Let meh see that.¡± Ichika handed the short sword¡ªthat is, the kitchen knife golem she kept at her waist to the dwarf. epting it from her, the dwarf then flicked it with his finger. ¡°Hoh. A magic sword, eh? Ye, there¡¯s some ¡®a Kantra¡¯s work done te it.¡± ¡°Ya could tell just by that? That¡¯s awesome, nothin¡¯ less from a dwarf cksmith~¡± ¡°Hrmph, ¡®course I could. He¡¯s me son, I¡¯d know the brat¡¯s work this close up any day.¡± ¡°Hohoh. So yer Untara-han then?¡± ¡°Oh aye, Untara be me name. Gahahah!¡± With that, the dwarf¡ªKantra¡¯s father, Untara¡ªburst into a heartyugh. ¡°Guess Kantra¡¯s been doin¡¯ good fer himself. How¡¯s a cup o¡¯ good stuff sound,ss?¡± ¡°Oh, that¡¯d be great. But could I introduce my Goshujin-sama and everyone to ya first? He¡¯s Golen¡¯s Vige Chief.¡± Ah, looks like it¡¯s our turn now. Though woah, Ichika¡¯s great at hitting it up with people, she talking with him so casually it felt like they¡¯ve known each other for a while. ¡°Err, it¡¯s good to meet you. Kantra¡¯s helped me out a lot. ¡°Aye, so ye be that Vige Chief she mentioned? Ye be lookin¡¯ like a bean. Are ye good with leadin¡¯ what I hear¡¯s a vige o¡¯ adventurers bein¡¯ so weak ¡®n all¡¯?¡± ¡°It¡¯s fine, Goshujin-sama looks like that ya, but he¡¯s super smart. He even managed to deal with a ton of thieves we came across on the way here without even havin¡¯ to lift a finger, practically on his own.¡± ¡°Did he now!? Aye, ye¡¯ll be letting me take a look at that sword ye have then, looks like a beauty, it does.¡± Ichika managed to clear that hurdle in one go and he went all out at pping me on the back. Come to think of it, I definitely shouldn¡¯t go using Magic Sword Siesta as a weapon, huh¡ Rather, I can¡¯t actually use it as one, maybe I should go around carrying a cane¡? ¡°Yeah, but be careful with it, alright?¡± ¡°Aye, ¡®course¡ I wi¡.? Eh!¡±¡± Untara had only barely began to unsheathe Siesta before immediately putting it back in. Judging by how he was mopping his brow with the back of his hand, it looked like he¡¯d broke out into a cold sweat. ¡°The heck¡¯s with this thing. Just barely took it out and it¡¯d been makin¡¯ me head swim¡ bein¡¯ able to master it¡¯d be no easy thing. Though I wonder¡ how do ye maintain its de?¡± ¡°¡ Oh.¡± Now that he mentions it¡ I haven¡¯t¡ Well, I haven¡¯t really used it to cut through anything and it¡¯s a magic sword¡ so maybe it doesn¡¯t need it¡? Let¡¯s try sending it the thought-question of [Want to be maintained?] like how I speak with Neru, the ring subus. ¡ It answered with a [Mm.]. Uhh¡ yeah, that probably means yeah. Huh. This guySiesta is in the monster area for the dungeon¡¯s named list, after all.1 I guess us being able to talk isn¡¯t too weird. [¡ Umm, I¡¯m going to get you some maintenance then, so could you not make us drowsy during that?] [Mm.] I still can¡¯t tell if that [Mm] is yes or no¡ but whatever, I can figure out the feeling behind it because it¡¯s telepathy. It was a yes. This guy¡¯s just taciturn I guess. Reminds me of how Meat used to be¡ well, other than itcking her ears and tail. [While we¡¯re talking, can you make it so that you only make enemies drowsy?] [¡ ¡ Mm.] Ah, that one was a no, huh. The considerable feeling of regret it sent¡ it couldn¡¯t even not affect the wielder, let alone split up between friend and foe. I could tell because of our telepathy. Eh, either way, it turned out I could turn the drowsiness on and off so I was able to have Untara take care of the sword¡¯s maintenance. ¡°¡ I had it turn off the drowsiness for a while, so could I have you maintain it?¡± ¡°What!? ¡ A-Aye, there be none of that feeling anymore. Ye really are a fit wielder for it, eh.¡± Untara unsheathed the sword again, a grin on his face. I couldn¡¯t tell him that it was because I had a conversation with the person himselfsword itself though. Speaking of talking with a sword though, I get the feeling I¡¯ve heard about people stuff like that before? Likemunicating to its soul. ¡°Hey, Kehma. I think I want mine maintained too!¡± ¡°Eh? Have you ever¡ actually used that rapier?¡± ¡°Gahahah! Aye, that¡¯s fer the Ojou-chan¡¯s self defense eh? It¡¯s good she ain¡¯t be needin¡¯ te use it!¡± She did have to use that bow gun of hers when we fought the other day though. I guess it is true that it¡¯s best if Rokuko never has to fight with her sword, though. When weter handed him some of Feni¡¯s eggshells and one of Igni¡¯s scales as gifts, he happily gave us a tour around his smithy. Fire-attributed items were great for being used as fireproof bricks, after all. They were just leftovers and shed scales, but he epted them in delight. ¡°I¡¯ll make ye anythin¡¯ free o¡¯ charge! Be it a weapon in me shop or something ye want to use, anythin¡¯!¡± He spoke with bloodshot eyes, but there wasn¡¯t really anything I needed¡ oh, maybe I could have him make a symbol for Beddhism? 1. ¡ Was this ever mentioned before? I don¡¯t recall¡ Chapter 317 The cksmithing Town of Corky (4) I had him make a mithril holy symbol and a mithril knife for Meat, along with performing maintenance on our equipment. I also got one of the mithril carving knives that was hanging out in the store area for Ichika. Everything was free. As for the staff I was wanting just to show off, I would have had to go to a magic tools shop since his was on reserve. Well, I didn¡¯t really need it in the first ce. I gave him mithril ingots for the materials. They were a glittering silver and around thick enough that they filled your hand. He had crossbows there as well, but the crossbow golem Rokuko was using had better performance. It was a self-winding magic crossbow, after all. I was still working out how to make the material for the bow portion though. ¡°Maaan, thanks to Goshujin-sama my knife¡¯s amazin¡¯ now, Deheheh~¡± Looks like mithril¡¯s a pretty luxurious material. Well, me dragon scales weren¡¯t exactly anything to scoff at either, so he still probably came out ahead on the trade. I don¡¯t know how much, though. I¡¯ll have to turn the mithril knife and mithril carving knife into magic sword golems after this. Maybe even tinker around with their internal structures a bit¡ don¡¯t know if there¡¯s any room for me to fiddle about in though. It should be weak to ballistic impacts in that case, but let¡¯s just call this the base version and get a feel for the material as-is. When I took the chance to ask if he could do something for Beddhism¡¯s holy symbol, he answered saying¡ªand I quote¡ª[I¡¯m part o¡¯ that Beddhism religion and I¡¯m goin¡¯ do meh part too.]. So yeah. Good Night. ¡°¡ Come to think of it, isn¡¯t this trip the first time you¡¯ve went to spread Beddhism?¡± ¡°Yeah, I haven¡¯t really felt like doing it. I don¡¯t even feel like doing it now, either.¡± ¡°That¡¯s true, too.¡± Not doing things directly with how this world¡¯s religions put so much importance on profit is a serious failing. I¡¯m not even doing anything with how Beddhism spread all the way here on its own. ¡ Maybe I should start selling mail-order futons? After we finished looking around the smithy, we decided to look around just to see what there was to see. Still though, there were a lot of smithies other than Kantra¡¯s family¡¯s. ¡°Wouldn¡¯t you think they¡¯d run out of customers with so many of them here?¡± ¡°Well, there¡¯s a ton ¡®a ordersin¡¯ in from other ces too, along with equipment for soldiers, adventurers, and one-off use items, so I don¡¯t think they¡¯re oversupplyin¡¯.¡± So that¡¯s how it was, huh. We saw other, non-cksmith shops as we walked. Most of them were taverns, but we saw a few alchemic ateliers and jewelry shops. ¡°Hey, Kehma. Isn¡¯t that an alchemic atelier? Let¡¯s check it out!¡± ¡°Hmm? Does it sell magic tools or something¡? Wait, it looks like the kind of shop witches would hang out in.¡± Led forward by Rokuko, I walked into the dubious-feeling shop. The walls were covered with ck cloths like some forteller¡¯s shop¡ or maybe it just felt like darkness-type magic? Everything was ced on the tables with the same nomittal feeling¡ªlike they were neglected. ¡ The storefront was open, so they should be open? Shouldn¡¯t they at least have things in chests or boxes or something¡? And maybe they could take it another step and actually put price tags on things. ¡°Wee. Make sure to look around.¡± A shopkeeper in ck robes spoke¡ Rokuko, isn¡¯t this more of a ck magic shop than an alchemy one¡? ¡°Hey, what¡¯s this?¡± ¡°Oh, that is our love potion¡ It is quite effective, and only one gold coin to purchase!¡± ¡°Hmm. Well, I don¡¯t need it. Right Kehma?¡± Ah, yeah. Yep. ¡°And this?¡± ¡°That¡ is a magic tool, it¡¯s effect is¡ umm¡? I think I made that one¡? Oh yeah, that one is fifty silver coins.¡± You¡¯d want us to pay for something with an effect we don¡¯t know? That¡¯s like five hundred thousand yen! Alchemic goods are pretty expensive¡ huh? Is that a pillow? ¡°Shopkeep, is this a pillow?¡± ¡°Oh, yeah. That is a pillow. Two silver coins.¡± ¡°¡ Does it have some special effect?¡± ¡°Do you know of Beddhism? It¡¯s some religion that seeks to protect peace of mind, that pillow was blessed by its founder at its main shrine. It should make it easier to sleep on.¡± ¡ ¡ ¡ Uh-huh. ¡°Could you run that by me again?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a pillow blessed by the founder of Beddhism, it¡¯ll make it easier to sleep.¡± Founder¡ so¡ me? There aren¡¯t any others. I don¡¯t recall ever blessing a pillow though¡ maybe a merchant took one out after mass? ¡°It¡¯s really effective though. I tried it out as an experiment and it cured my insomnia.¡± ¡°Heeh, it did?¡± ¡°It did! There was even an aristocrat that favored it. But I¡¯ll part with it for just two silver if you buy it now.¡± It just looks like a normal cotton pillow to me, but I guess it makes sense if it¡¯s a pillow that some aristocrat used? ¡°I¡¯ll even throw in some Beddhist holy water as an extra.¡± ¡°What? Beddhism¡ holy water?¡± ¡°If you take two or three drops before you go to sleep, it will help you sleep soundly until the following morning. All you need to do is mix the drops in with a cup of water.¡± Saying that, the shopkeep took out some very transparent violet-blue liquid in a potion bottle. Hoh, so this is Beddhist holy water¡ ¡°Hey. Rokuko. Were we selling holy water? Like some sleep medicine?¡± ¡°We are, but it¡¯s not this color. Ours is a rxing herbal tea.¡± ¡°Ichika, what should a follower of Beddhism do at times like these?¡± ¡°Of Beddhism¡? Goshujin-sama, ya should do what ya want, right? It¡¯s yer religion after all.¡± As a result of my secret back and forth the the two of them, it was decided that I¡¯d do whatever I wanted. ¡ªBut wait, we¡¯re selling holy water? Since when? ¡ Eh, whatever. Alright, let¡¯s talk with this shopkeep. I need to hear more. I put a lie detection magic tool on the counter and replenished it with a new magic stone. ¡°Excuse me, shopkeep? I¡¯d like to ask you a few questions. Where did that Beddhist pillow and holy watere from?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know for either, I came to have them from a merchant.¡± It glowed red. That was a lie. ¡°Hm? What¡¯s this, amp magic tool? Do you want to sell it?¡± ¡°You don¡¯t know? This here¡¯s a lie detection magic tool. I suppose it¡¯s not weird that you don¡¯t know of them, owning one requires the Empress¡¯ permission, after all. I have permission though.¡± Alright, time to replenish the magic stone. The cost performance ratio of this at one stone per lie detected sucks. ¡°¡ Umm, esteemed guest, what¡¯s going on? Do you have aint about our products?¡± ¡°I do. Because I am the founder of Beddhism.¡± ¡°Eeeh!? But you¡¯re so young!? Ahahaha, good joke¡ ¡ eh, seriously?¡± Upon seeing how the magic tool wasn¡¯t glowing, the shopkeep swallowed deeply. It shining read at his own lie earlier meant that what I said was the truth. ¡°No matter how tolerant Beddhism is, I don¡¯t think it¡¯s right for you to arbitrarily use its name for weird drugs¡¡± ¡°N-No, that guy¡¯s the person who said that. I didn¡¯t know.¡± Oh, red light. Which means someone did bring it. And that that person was no merchant. I see. ¡°Shopkeep, I am willing to say I recognize this holy water and this pillow. If they truly work and that there aren¡¯t any ill side effects, of course.¡± ¡°R-Really!?¡± ¡°I¡¯ll even bless the pillow if you want.¡± ¡°O-Oooh¡!¡± ¡°However, you need to tell me about who brought these to you. What kind of person? When?¡± ¡°O-Okay! Umm, I got it from a wandering alchemist, around three days ago. I think they¡¯re still in Corky, they said they¡¯d bring more.¡± It was easy to get him talking. Meanwhile, the magic tool didn¡¯t light up even once. ¡°What does the alchemist look like?¡± ¡°Right! She kind of looks like, well, she was a woman, same colored hair as you, Founder-sama! With red eyes!¡± Woman. ck hair. Red eyes. I only knew of one person who could fit that description. Chapter 318 The cksmithing Town of Corky (5) I wound up hearing something I definitely didn¡¯t think I would by just walking into some atelier. A ck-haired, red-eyed woman. An alchemist, at that. The possibility of it being Leona was high. Assuming that to be the case, staying in this town at all was dangerous. ¡ Which reminds me, didn¡¯t I drop her off somewhere near the capital with [White Beach]¡? Wouldn¡¯t that be on the other side of the capital from here? Well, I guess if we take the amount of time that¡¯s passed since then, it wouldn¡¯t be too strange to think she¡¯d made it here. ¡°Well, that alchemist-ish person said she believed in the Chaos God as well as Beddhism. Something about how Beddhism was a sub-religion and you could follow both.¡± Where¡¯d she hear about Beddhism from? This town¡¯s pretty far away. ¡ I guess there have been a good number of merchants bing Beddhists¡ ¡°Oh, the woman also sold me some Chaos God drugs. I can¡¯t really leave them out in the open, but here¡ªcheck these out. [Futanaru] and [TA]! I even have [Hole B-Gone] and [Pole B-Gone]! Their effects range from the lowest purity of one night to the maximum purity of permanency, so I asked how the heck she¡¯d gotten them and ya know what? She tried telling me she made them herself¡ I might¡¯ve believed her if she told me she stole them from some rich aristocrat¡¯s vaults, but I haven¡¯t heard anything like that recently either.¡± The shopkeeper was taking out various drugs from his box as he spoke. He arranged them by color, from slightly transparent to mostly opaque. The reason he didn¡¯t feel like they were suitable to put on disy here was probably due to their scarcity. Like the whole it needs to be special since it¡¯s so rare thing. ¡ Though more importantly, it¡¯s definitely Leona. Absolutely positively¡ Leona. Heck, I pray there¡¯s no one else that¡¯d make those dubious drugs in this world. I could probably even figure out what crazy things they do from their names. And what¡¯s with her using A instead of S for [TA]!? TS means transsexual, so it¡¯s a sex change drug. There¡¯s definitely no one else in this world that would put such a stupid name on the drug¡ Wait, was that her goal? ¡°She said they were suuuper expensive and would fetch a high price at auction so I should show it off to people bit by bit¡ but! As a special one-time-offer for you, Founder-sama¡! I will sell it to you at cost price!¡± ¡°Oh, then could I have the year-long [Pole B-Gone] one¡ no, the half-year one should be fine! And could I have it wrapped?¡± ¡°Certainly! That will be ten gold coins!¡± So expensive!? ¡ªWait, the f*ck are you buying, Rokuko!? Rokuko took ten gold out of her [Safe] and paid for the item. ¡°This could be able to counteract Shikina¡¯s issue right? It¡¯d be a good idea to have one around this effective just in case.¡± ¡°Oh, yeah¡ Ten gold, huh.¡± It was an amount that we could cover with Shikina¡¯s monthly tuition, but it was still basically ten million yen. How to put it¡ it¡¯s like she¡¯s some frivolous hot-shot. Oh, but I guess even I¡¯d used a hundred gold to fund the vige. It¡¯s Wataru¡¯s fault that my sense for money¡¯s gotten so weird. Freaking Wataru. Oh,e to think of it, our inn¡¯s suite is twenty-five gold a night. But huh, I doubt we¡¯ll even see that drug that got dumped being sold from here on. The possibility¡¯s tremendously high. By the way, that one was procured for a hundred and fifty gold. When I asked about the one-year duration one¡ he said it was twenty gold. ¡°¡ Still though, if it¡¯s twenty gold for the one-year duration one¡ how much is the permanent one? You must have a lot of money stored to buy all these.¡± ¡°I sold everything I had in stock at the auction, theeeeen using those profits, I repeated the process until I was finally able to buy one each. They were a thousand gold each. Man, I¡¯m happy I could buy them while that person was here.¡± A thousand gold¡ wouldn¡¯t just four of them be more than Wataru¡¯s debt? And that¡¯s just the cost-price. I have no clue how much it could rack up to at auction. If twenty gold coins¡¯ worth could go for a hundred fifty at auction, just one could outweigh Wataru¡¯s debt¡ Yeah, an ordinary person would have to work their whole life for one¡ ¡°¡ Huh? You said you purchased the pillow three days ago?¡± ¡°It¡¯s a hot item, so I restock on them regrly. Let¡¯s see, shees by every week, so I guess she¡¯ll be here again in three or four days?¡± ¡°I see.¡± Yep, gotta hightail it out of town by then. Mmhmm. My intuition was screaming warnings at me to get out of town ASAP. I¡¯ll have to convince Gozoh and everyone to leave, today even¡ªif possible. Or maybe even just us ourselves. Fortunately, the imperial capital¡¯s a short two or three day walk from here! ¡°Alright, you can keep using Beddhism¡¯s name for the pillow, but that holy water¡¯s no good. Sell it under some other name.¡± ¡°O-Okay. My apologies for the trouble.¡± ¡°¡ Also, I have some very troubling memories of that alchemist, so don¡¯t tell her about me. And for the holy water¡¯s name, tell her someone who didn¡¯t know about Beddhism at all came by and made you think you were better off with some other name.¡± ¡°Alright, I understand! Oh, could you please bless these pillows?¡± With that, the shopkeeper pulled many, many pillows out of his stockpile. How many was he keeping? It was enough to just call this a pillow shop! ¡ I ced the holy symbol on the pillows, held my hand over them and recited [Good Night]. * I contacted Wataru and Gozoh as soon as we got back to the inn and managed to convince them into us leaving Corky the following day. Thinking about the possibility that the shopkeeper would tell her I was here, I wanted to leave as quickly as possible. Tuck my tail in and run! He who runs from a fight may live to fight another day! Never, preferably! ¡°¡ Seriously, and here I was wantin¡¯ to stay a while, why¡¯re ye wanting us to leave so quick and all?¡± ¡°Sorry, I just got a very bad hunch¡¡± ¡°Eh, don¡¯t worry yerself none. I figure ye got a reason fer not telllin¡¯ us.¡± Gozoh spoke while scratching his head. His posture was saying that he disliked it, but he didn¡¯t actually seem to care. ¡°Right, I believe in you, Kehma-san. To be honest, I¡¯m actually more worried about Corky¡¯s safety now. Did you see something really bad? Like symptoms of ck lung disease or something?¡± ¡°It¡¯d be great if that was all.¡± ¡°Wait, there really was something?¡± I put a hand on Wataru¡¯s shoulder and spoke with a gentle smile. ¡°Let sleeping dogs lie. It¡¯s better if you don¡¯t know. Seriously.¡± ¡°¡ Sounds like it¡¯s a SAN value crisis, don¡¯t tell me!¡± Good choice, man. We left Corky¡¯s gate in our covered coach¡ and didn¡¯t look back. I don¡¯t want to risk carelessly seeing that red-eyed ponytailed girl. ¡ Oh, but we¡¯ll have toe back here on the way back, huh. Maybe I could have Haku-san teleport back¡ or no, maybe I could find some reason to break off from Gozoh and the others and return through [White Beach]? Alright, let¡¯s go. To the capital! The road was well-maintained, so we should be able to arrive by tomorrow night if we put the figurative pedal to the metal¡ yeah. Chapter 319 A Decrease font size. A Reset font size. A Increase font size. Once More at the Imperial Capital (1) We finally arrived at the capital. It was such a long trip¡ in vain. We saw a long road made of stone bricks after passing through the capital¡¯s gates. Shops and wooden buildings lined the road on both sides. It was overwhelmingly showypared to the towns we¡¯d passed through until now. To go with the alchemist groups and Heroes Workshop, the capital also sported a huge number of super European-esque buildings that just felt woah. There were tons of people and carriages moving about on road, fitting for its status as the capital¡¯s main street. A good tenth of them had aristocratic crests on them, even. ¡°This is the capital!¡± Wataru stated grandly in the coach, the street a backdrop to his statement. We couldn¡¯t really see that well since he was standing in the way and all, but I was able to make out someone embarrassed at the country bumpkin. Yep. The city-elf, Shikina, just looked at him with lukewarm eyes that seemed to say: [People like hime to the capital every so often, so people go about not minding them.] ¡°Yeah, it¡¯s the capital alright.¡± ¡°Huh, you¡¯re not surprised? It¡¯s like you¡¯ve seen a town like this before.¡± ¡°Setting aside Mikhan, Tsuia, Donsama, and Corky were pretty big towns though?¡± ¡°¡ I¡¯d say their scales are very different.¡± ¡°Ohe on. One, two, three, more, more, more, more. At some point it just stops making a difference and all you feel is like [Oh hey, this is a big town]. Compared to Golen, they¡¯re all huge, that¡¯s all.¡± ¡°How half-assed! But I¡¯d expect nothing less of you, Kehma-san.¡± Well, I¡¯ve been here before, too. I didn¡¯t say that though. And what do you mean you expected me to be half-assed? As an aside, our coach made it through the capital¡¯s gates without a check as well. The effect of being summoned¡¯s amazing. ¡°Well, how about we head to the closest adventurer guild first? There are several here, just like in Corky. One in the center and another at each cardinal direction, making five in all.¡± ¡°One for each gate, huh. Let¡¯s head to the east guild then.¡± By the way, Misha was at the central adventurer guild. I didn¡¯t feel like heading all the way together¡ I didn¡¯t, really. I don¡¯t think I¡¯m supposed to know Misha at this point either, after all. ¡°More importantly, Kehma. Food! Ichika, what¡¯s good to eat here in the capital?¡± ¡°There¡¯re ranches all around, so there¡¯s a ton of dairy products and stews.¡± ¡°Rokuko, the cheese here is delicious, too. It might be a bit much for newbies, but their fragrances are distinctive and entirely irresistible to cheese enthusiasts!¡± ¡°Heeh, so that¡¯s your rmendation, Roppy? Alright, let¡¯s eat some cheese, too! I¡¯ll deal with it when the timees if I don¡¯t like it!¡± ¡ Rokuko. You¡¯ve totally been influenced by Ichika¡ I don¡¯t not understand you, though. ¡°Come to think of it, Rokuko, do you remember why you¡¯re here?¡± ¡°Huh? Wasn¡¯t it to go on a food journey?¡± ¡°Oh you poor thing, that¡¯s entirely off~. You were called here after the dragon¡¯s defeat, remember?¡± ¡°Oh yeah, that was a thing, huh!¡± ¡°There are a few things we have to do here, unlike the towns so far. Wataru, what¡¯s our schedule looking like?¡± ¡°Right. I showed them the letter at the gate, so they¡¯ll definitely get in contact with us soon. They¡¯ll probably do it once we make our way to the guild, we can just go with the flow after that.¡± Maybe they¡¯re waiting for us to turn in at some inn. Why¡¯s he so sure they¡¯re waiting for us at the guild? * When we dropped off the packages at the guild and decided to look around a bit in the guild¡¯s dining hall, she appeared. ¡°Nyoho~! I¡¯m here to pick ya all up~!¡± ¡°Oh, Misha-san. Thank you.¡± ¡°Oooh, Wataru. Guess you¡¯re out and abyout as always, huuuh? I¡¯ll practice with ya anytime, juste at me nya~!¡± Bleh, so it turned out to be Misha. The pink-haired idiot of an A-Rank cat beastkin-cum-guild master, that is. But huh. She sounded stressed, wonder what¡¯s up? Let¡¯s pretend I don¡¯t know her at all. ¡°So Wataru, is this Misha someone you know? Could you introduce us?¡± ¡°Nya? What¡¯re you talking about, Kehma-san, why would he have to¡ªoh, right! Nyof course he needs to introduce us! Yeah, yep, nyuh-huh! I am pleased to meet ya for the first time.¡± She couldn¡¯t act for shit, but yeah. Misha and I shouldn¡¯t know each other. I mean, I¡¯m always hanging out at Golen and Misha¡¯s always at the capita¡¯s guild headquarters. In other words, Misha and I are two people who definitely should never have crossed each other¡¯s paths. Although we do know each other due to dungeon-rted things, us knowing each other makes no sense outside of that. ¡°¡ Eh? Misha-san, Kehma-san, do you two know each other?¡± ¡°Nope, this is the first time we¡¯ve met. I¡¯ve never met her before but she seems nice~. I hope we can get along, Misha!¡± ¡°Yep! It¡¯s the first time we¡¯ve met, but it feels like I¡¯ve knyown ya for a long time! I bet we¡¯ll get along great!¡± ¡°Yeah, I can tell we¡¯ll get along just by looking at you, we¡¯ll be best friends, best friends! Yaaaay.¡± ¡°Yaaaay!¡± I went for the whole overy it till you make it strategy. Did it work? I hope so. Even if not, I¡¯ll just keep this train a¡¯ going and not let them follow up! ¡°Alright, let me introduce myself. I¡¯m Kehma. Golen¡¯s Vige Chief. This girl here¡¯s Rokuko. These two are my ves, Kuro and Ichika.¡± ¡°You don¡¯t need to introduce me, though these two are my party members, Gozoh-san and Roppu-san.¡± ¡°My name is Shikina Kukkoro!¡± ¡°Yep yep! I¡¯m Misha. The imperial capital adventurer guild¡¯s guild master, good to meet nya!¡± Good, now there shouldn¡¯t be any issues with us knowing each other from here on. But Wataru was still tilting his head to the side in thought, so I whispered something into his ear. ¡°Wataru. Don¡¯t tell anyone, but Misha came to me a while back. She was undercover, though. So please don¡¯t say anything strange.¡± ¡°Oooh, I see. So that¡¯s how it is?¡± Convinced, Wataru nodded. I guess Misha overheard, since she gave me a thumbs up. Alright. Perfect. Now I can use that as an excuse next time I see one of Haku-san¡¯s party members. I can also just pretend I¡¯d never met them, too. I can also also pretend that I was just pretending to not know them because of reasons. It¡¯s perfect. ¡°Okay, let¡¯s go! I¡¯ll guide ya there with my mount, so please follow me with your coach nya~¡± With that, Misha straddled her lion (that had feathers and a snake for a tail). We would follow behind in the coach. ¡°Okay, Rokuko-sama,e here please.¡± And then Misha reached her arm out for just Rokuko as if the rest of us were chopped liver. ¡°Misha. Right now, I¡¯m just Rokuko, you don¡¯t need to be so polite.¡± ¡°¡ Ah. Sorry, I¡¯m nyot worth your concern.¡± Seeing that, let alone Wataru, even Gozoh and Roppu looked like they wanted to say [Oooh¡ yep, got it] or something, but also looked like they figured it was best they didn¡¯t. Shikina tilted her head at Misha¡¯s response, like she even added -sama to Rokuko¡¯s name. She was entirely giving preference to Rokuko. ¡°Let¡¯s try this again¡ªlet¡¯s go to the castle. Please follow me and don¡¯t get lyost~¡± Misha started to lead the way again. Misha¡¯s mount really was rare, though. It kept drawing everyone¡¯s eyes¡ and she tried to get Rokuko to ride it? Heeeh~. Still though, is it really alright for you to show it off, Misha? Isn¡¯t that like your ace in the hole? ¡ No, maybe Haku-san ordered her to show it off to keep anyone from wanting to make a move against Rokuko? No way. It¡¯s Misha, after all. Chapter 320 Once More at the Imperial Capital (2) While we were being led by Misha, everyone in Team Bhus were secretly talking to Rokuko (though it wasn¡¯t exactly secretly since they were just doing it inside the coach). ¡°Hey Jou-chan. Should I start n¡¯ use -sama fer ye?¡± ¡°Eh? Why would you?¡± ¡°Rokuko-sama~¡ yep, Ichika and Kuro are always addressing you like that, so it doesn¡¯t even feel too out of ce.¡± ¡°Not you too, Roppu!¡± ¡°I¡¯ll just keep calling you Rokuko-san as always!¡± ¡°Oh, Wataru, you can go ahead and use -sama.¡± The reason she was only treating Wataru like that was probably due to my influence on her¡ She is my partner, after all. Well, it¡¯s not like we dislike him or anything so it¡¯s k. And that¡¯s how we passed the time on the way to the castle. Unlike Haku-san¡¯s vi, it had a stone rampart that emphasized practicality. Most striking was that it didn¡¯t seem like there¡¯d ever be a force enough to actually stress the defenses. As Misha was leading us, we were easily let inside. ¡ Come to think of it, we¡¯re still using the coach with the Tsuia family crest on it, is that alright? It feels like it¡¯ll make people start corrting us, but I guess that¡¯s actually the truth? With that, we¡¯d just passed through the second gate on the way in and Misha stopped. Our coach stopped alongside her. ¡°Oookay, please leave the coach right here nya~. Leeet¡¯s see, I gotta leave my mount too¡ oh! Sally, you¡¯re just in time. Please bring him back to his stable~¡± ¡°Misha, please don¡¯t just dump him on me¡ Oh, Kehma-san. It¡¯s been a while.¡± Ah, it¡¯s Sally-san, the knightmander and living armor, one of Haku-san¡¯s party members. Though uh, is it fine to walk about in your armor like that? ¡ I guess it is. ¡ Oh, I guess Sally-san doesn¡¯t have any reason to hide. I mean, she came all the way to our inn without hiding at all. ¡°Yeah, it has. Shikina¡¯s here too.¡± ¡°I-It has been a very long time, Sally-sama!¡± ¡°Well if it isn¡¯t Shikina, I see you¡¯re back. Have you already greeted your father?¡± ¡°N-no, I¡¯ve just recently arrived! I will see him eventually!¡± Shikina saluted as she spoke. Wataru joined the conversation and bowed. ¡°Sally-san, did you enjoy your vacation?¡± ¡°Oh, Wataru, you¡¯re here too?¡± I figured that he knew Misha, but I guess he knows all of Haku-san¡¯s party members since she¡¯s been having him do all of thosemissions for her. ¡°Yeah, my vacation was pretty good. Let¡¯s go practice for a bit.¡± ¡°¡ Sally-san, you¡¯d seriously kill me, could we not¡?¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t it more effective that way? A hero like you should do things like that! What¡¯s wrong with that?¡± Sally-san struck her chestjust te armor though as she spoke. Wataru¡ you¡¯ve gone through some hellish training¡ what a main character-like thing to do. ¡°Hey, Sally~. Could you please hurry up and run that errand for me nya~¡± ¡°Hah? How bold of you to try and use me, the knightmander, as an errand runner.¡± ¡°Eeeh? What¡¯s that have to do with me? Gehnyan¨C!?¡± Just then, Sally-san pulled Misha¡ªwho¡¯d started rubbing against her¡ªoff of her by the head. ¡°I have a message from Haku-sama. She told me to tell you to not do anything unnecessary and to not ignore what you need to do. Now please, return to your guild master duties¡ It¡¯s been piling up, right? Your work.¡± ¡°Ugu¡ªI-I knooooow. Alright Kehma-san, let¡¯s have that match next time! I won¡¯t lose nya!¡± Misha waved as she said that and hopped onto her mount. ¡ Could she just not? ¡°Kehma-san, you beat Misha-san too? Even I¡¯m only at a fifty-fifty win-loss ratio with her.¡± ¡°It¡¯s basically the same as with you.¡± ¡°As I¡¯d expect, Kehma-san!¡± ¡°¡ Hmm. You can use -sama for me like with Rokuko as well.¡± ¡°As I¡¯d expect, Kehma-sama!¡± ¡°Sorry, please don¡¯t. That just gave me goosebumps.¡± ¡°That¡¯s horrible! Hahaha¡± Next to the nowughing Wataru, Sally-san took the initiative to lead us into the castle. ¡ Guess it¡¯s finally time. I mean, what¡¯s going to happen? It¡¯s a bitte, but like¡ can¡¯t I just stay an ordinary, every-day adventurer? Just as I thought that, what we were guided to wasn¡¯t the audience chamber but an ordinary-feeling guest room. ¡°You¡¯ll be staying in the guest rooms meant for barons for now. We¡¯ve prepared a room for each person, so please use them for today. The peerage elevation will happen the day after tomorrow.¡± ¡°Huh, it¡¯s not going to be today?¡± ¡°Kehma-san¡ the Emperor isn¡¯t so free as to rush things like that. You arrived much sooner than expected and the schedule readjustment has been a serious issue, you know? Even so, you¡¯ve been given quite the priority.¡± Come to think of it, we did finish up at Corky well ahead of scheduled¡ uhh¡ sorry. ¡°Wait, Emperor?¡± ¡°Yes. The Emperor, he who is supposedly Haku-sama¡¯s descendant. Haku-sama will also be attending, of course, but it is best does with the Emperor¡¯s authority.¡± Oh really? Now that she says it, Haku-san definitely gives off the feeling of a recluse thatzes around in her vi. So then although she herself is the most powerful, she gave the lead position a figurehead status. Like how I¡¯m just a figurehead of a vige chief. ¡ It¡¯s just one-sided, but I¡¯m starting to feel some kinship here. But well, being vige chief and being the leader of an empire are very different things. ¡°Besides, you will need to choose outfits for your audience, so please use tomorrow to do so. Feel free to rest for today, though.¡± I guess rehearsing and preparing is important. Though rather, is it day after tomorrow entirely because of that? ¡°Would you like to eat in the dining room? Or have them brought to you?¡± ¡°Oh, then brought to us.¡± ¡°Understood. I¡¯ll let the staff know. A maid will arrive in a little while, so make sure to let her know if you need anything¡ Also, don¡¯t walk about carelessly. You will be arrested as a spy if you do, after all.¡± Saying that, Sally-san bowed her head and trotted off in her nky armor. ¡°¡ I fer one am happy we¡¯ll have some time teh prepare. Roppu, ye goin¡¯ te wear a dress?¡± ¡°Oooh, maybe I should? Gozoh, you will be wearing formal clothes too, right¡?¡± ¡°Meh, it¡¯ll work out even if I don¡¯t! It¡¯s not like I¡¯d be executed even if I sneeze in the middle of the Emperor¡¯ speech.¡± ¡°You wouldn¡¯t be executed, but imprisoned maybe?¡± Wataru interrupted their conversation with some lightheartedness. Well, we tentatively decided to each head to whichever room we wanted. There were four rooms per side of the hallway, making eight in total. The rooms were all the same, each with a bed, desk, and vase. Pretty simple, honestly. I¡¯m thankful for the beddings to be a futon. ¡°Still though, even Rokuko was given the same room as us. Guess Haku-san can¡¯t have everything her way?¡± ¡°Maybe she¡¯ll be called for tonight?¡± ¡°Maybe.¡± At any rate, we¡¯d rest today in anticipation for tomorrow, then have the audience the day after that. ¡ I have to make sure I don¡¯t forget the reason we¡¯re here! I mean, I do remember. Really, I do. Chapter 321 An Audience With His Majesty the Emperor After taking the day of rest, it was time for our audience. In the chamber for our audience was a red carpet rolled out betweenrge white pirs, making it all feel like a temple. A handsome man with silvery hair sat atop a golden throne stationed three steps higher than the rest of us. Raverio Empire¡¯s emperor, Lionel Raverio. And beside him stood a young and beautiful white goddess¡ our Haku-san. We were wearing luxurious, rented outfits and kneeling before the steps on the carpet. I was in the front with Wataru and Rokuko to my left and right respectively. Behind us were Gozoh, Roppu, and Shikina, with Meat and Ichika in the rear. Sally-san, the knight leader, was there as Haku-san and the Emperor¡¯s guard, as well as several other civil servants. It looked like there was even some kind of clerk, so I guess they were there to formally transcribe the event. ¡°Raise your head.¡± ¡°Your Majesty.¡± As I practiced on the previous day, I looked up toward the emperor. ¡°Kehma Golen. You have repelled a me dragon. Is this true?¡± ¡°Yes, it is¡ Please ept my offerings.¡± Saying that, I handed a me dragon talon fragment (from her trimming her nails) and some scales (what I had left after giving the rest to the cksmith) to a civil servant. The man ced them on a silvery trayprobably mithril and delivered them to Emperor Lionel. The emperor picked up the scales and talon fragment. After he examined them for a bit while eximing to himself over them, Haku-san cleared her throat, prompting him to bring himself back to the matter at hand. ¡°It¡¯s true then, these are indeed the scales and talon of a me dragon¡ Very well. For your distinguished service of repelling the threat of a me dragon from Our empire, we award you the title of Baron. For those who apanied you, they will gain the Ventulier title. And for Count Nishimi, there will be a mary reward.¡± ¡°¡±¡± Thank you, Your Majesty. ¡°¡±¡± Baron. It was what I was informed I¡¯d get, but well¡ eh, h. Normally, B-Rank adventurers would be Ventuliers, but that wasn¡¯t sufficient to reward the achievement I¡¯d been the main yer in. Wataru was there too, though¡ Starting from the lowest peerage, there were Ventuliers, Landed Knights, Bars, and Barons, so it was three ranks above everyone else. It was four ranks abovemoners¡ and was a title that would be seeded by my children. Hurrah. And as I had just been elevated to a rank at least as high or above a Landed Knight, I was given the ceremonial sword tap to the shoulders and had to swear fealty to the empire. ¡ Some hero just had to have told them about this ceremony. It has manga and anime written ALL over it. I took the ceremonial sword as was practiced while thinking that. By the way, I¡¯d be keeping this sword. It was something like a proof of me being a Baron¡ let¡¯s decorate the office when I get back home¡ it¡¯s not one of Haku-san¡¯s magic swordssurveince cameras, right? This is just a standard, run-of-the-mill jewel, right? Anyhow, everything was going ording to schedule and all that was left was iting to an end. Pfft. I mean, it¡¯s not like I was expecting to chat with the emperor or anything, the only reason I was summoned here was for this. But seriously da faq couldn¡¯t they have just ended this with a letter saying it all¡ I mean, they obviously couldn¡¯t, but still. ¡°You may ask these men for more information. I shall now¡ª¡± ¡°Alright, could I have some time now? It will be somewhat informal starting now.¡± Haku-san smiled as she interrupted the emperor. Called it. Haku-san interrupted! I knew this would happen from the instant I saw her here. Haku-san waved her hand, sending the civil servants scurrying out of the room. Were they on her payroll? The only ones left were Haku-san, the emperor, Sally-san, and us¡ I wanted to head off as well, but I figured that probably would¡¯ve been bad. ¡°Rokuko-chan.¡± Hearing Haku-san call for her, Rokuko blinked, looking like she was at a loss. This was definitely not in the script we¡¯d rehearsed yesterday. ¡°Now, would youe here?¡± ¡°O-Okay.¡± Called forward oh-so familiarly by the white goddess¨CHaku-san¡ªRokuko thoughtlessly went up the steps. Oi. Isn¡¯t this entirely against what that person yesterday told us about those steps being there to show the difference in our ranks? The heck¡¯re you goin¡¯ up ¡¯em for!? The difference in importance between them and our dungeon is huuuuuge! Though even the emperor was knitting his brow as if to show his displeasure. This was probably a spur of the moment thing from Haku-san. No, it was definitely a spur of the moment thing from Haku-san. ¡°Ufufufu?¡± ¡°¡ Huh? Umm, this is different from our rehearsal though, right?¡± Rokuko asked not Haku, but the person next to her. Oi, Rokuko, that person you just asked something is this empire¡¯s Emperor, you know that, right? Like, a super important big shot? He¡¯s not some old dude running some weapon shop. I mean, couldn¡¯t you have at least asked Haku-san? She¡¯s right there. ¡°¡ ¡ ¡ This is the first I¡¯ve heard of it as well. Would you please enlighten me, Ancestor-sama?¡± ¡°Yes, of course.¡± And so Haku-san ced her hands on Rokuko¡¯s shoulders with a grin. ¡°Let me introduce you. This is my younger sister, Rokuko. Rokuko, this is Lionel. He is the emperor, so please refer to him appropriately.¡± ¡°¡ ¡ Ummm, nice to meet you, Emperor¡ Lionel?¡± ¡°¡ ¡ ¡ I am pleased to have made your acquaintance, Rokuko-sama.¡± Oi oi oi this is off. Really, really off. His Majesty the Emperor just used -sama for Rokuko, whaaaaat¡ da faq. Gozoh and Roppu both wore expressions that spoke for themselves, like [Oh¡ yep.] and [Figured as much.]. Ichika, Meat, and Wataru didn¡¯t really react in particr. They knew. As for Shikina, eh, she was just lost. ¡°Umm, Haku Ane-sama. Didn¡¯t you say that me being your sister was a secret?¡± ¡°We¡¯re off the record right now so it¡¯s fine. Rokuko-chan, you¡¯ve gotten to the point that you were able toe here naturally so I had a bit of wiggle room. On that note, everyone, this is off the record. If you tell anyone, I¡¯ll consider it treason, okay?¡± Everyone nodded. To do otherwise would¡¯ve been suicide. Seeing as how the emperor nodded too, it looks like he really is under Haku-san¡¯s thumb. ¡°Now then, Lionel.¡± ¡°¡ What is it?¡± ¡°Rokuko-chan is my precious little sister. You understand?¡± ¡°¡ If you¡¯d like for Us to give up Our seat as emperor, I would dly¡ª¡± ¡°Not that.¡± Wait, he straight up offered his position? I mean, it turned out that wasn¡¯t it, but like¡ woah, he must be really stressed. ¡°I mean to be amodating if something were to ever happen. Wouldn¡¯t that be just lovely?¡± ¡°¡ If that were all, there shouldn¡¯t have been a need for you to interrupt this audience¡?¡± ¡°There would have been various nuisances if I hadn¡¯t done so before the introduction.¡± ¡°I see¡ I am sorry for troubling you, Ancestor-sama.¡± Oh, so he consented? Still though, Haku-san could have just used her dungeon functions to take care of anyone that¡ªoh. Could it be that she¡¯s even kept the dungeon a secret from the emperor? To the whole empire? He¡¯s more or less the leader of the empire though? He doesn¡¯t know about the dungeon¡ even though he¡¯s Haku-san¡¯s descendant? No wait. She doesn¡¯t have a Master, so maybe it¡¯s better to not tell anyone? It would definitely be better for as few people to know about it as possible¡ but still, even the emperor? ¡ Maybe he only knows that the dungeon is entirely under Haku-san¡¯s control? Come to think of it, Sally-san did say that he was [supposedly Haku-sama¡¯s descendant], but did she mean that they weren¡¯t connected by blood or that he hadn¡¯t been told many things? There¡¯s a possibility that he was just a pawn to use for running the empire, seeing as how the emperor spoke like he was entirely up for leaving his position. And even her speaking about Rokuko in this situation with non-dungeon rted people, was it so that I wouldn¡¯t say anything unwanted to the emperor? That is, for the sake of avoiding the one in a million chance I wound up divulging information about the dungeon to him? Woah. That just sounds like all sorts of troublesome. ¡°Alright then. I¡¯m sure a few people will start causing a ruckus if we take much longer, so I¡¯ll end it here. Rokuko-chan¡ I¡¯ll see you againter.¡± ¡°Okay, Haku Ane-sama.¡± Saying that, Rokuko skipped down the steps. Phew, wee back. And that¡¯s how we¡ªwith a slight ident¡ªsafely made it through our audience with the emperor. ¡ We¡¯re safe, right¡? Chapter 322 At Haku-san¡¯s Vi After we finished with that, Rokuko and I were invited to Haku-san¡¯s vi. To be more urate, we were all invited, but everyone was too scared to go... so I, who¡¯d be a baron, and Rokuko, who was my partner, were dispatched as our representatives. Sally-san also followed up by informing everyone that they were only invited for appearances and asked them to please decline... but that wasn¡¯t exactly needed. Other than Meat, that is. She looked reluctant. ... I wanted to decline as well, but she called me out directly. There¡¯s no way I could just ignore her. And well, we¡¯vee to Haku-san¡¯s [White Vi] for the first time in a while because of all that. We were greeted by her butler-clothed subus, Chloe, and guided inside. We were immediately brought to a tea party setup in the courtyard... and hey, there was even a seat for me. Neat. ¡°I was finally able to invite you to my vi.¡± ¡°Haku Ane-sama, it¡¯s been too long.¡± ¡°Yes, I¡¯m happy I could see you again too, Rokuko-chan. You as well, Kehma-san.¡± ¡°Yeah... so, I want to ask this right away.¡± The corners of Haku-san¡¯s mouth lifted as she feigned ignorance. ¡°... How much does His Majesty the Emperor know?¡± ¡°That¡¯s what you wanted to know? Right... I¡¯ve told that boy everything up to me being a Dungeon Core. As well as this empire being under my control.¡± Huh? Did I read too much into it? I thought she would¡¯ve hid more from him though. ¡°However, as you have expected, Kehma-san, I have not told him about Dungeon Masters.¡± ¡°... I see.¡± ¡°Isn¡¯t it natural? That boy is no Master, so there was no reason for me to teach him.¡± ¡°Oh? But then Haku Ane-sama, that means you concealed information about Kehma from him too then?¡± Rokuko softly pped her hands in front of her as she spoke. Haku-san opened her eyes in surprise. I was surprised, too. ¡°I mean, you did right? You introduced me as your younger sister, but didn¡¯t say anything really about Kehma at all. It was a move made to attract attention away and toward you, right?¡± ¡°... ... ... Did Kehma-san tell you that?¡± ¡°I didn¡¯t! O-Oi, Rokuko, did you eat something weird?¡± ¡°That¡¯s rude, Kehma.¡± Rokuko looked away, sullen. But now that she put it like it, it does seem like that¡¯s what happened. I thought she called us here so that I wouldn¡¯t say something she didn¡¯t want me to, but it¡¯s looking more like it was all to hide me... never thought that would happen. ¡°... You¡¯ve grown up, Rokuko-chan.¡± ¡°Well, I¡¯ve been thinking a lot.¡± ¡°Rokuko-chan, I never thought I¡¯d see the day where you would see through my ns... Yes, I thought Kehma-san would have understood as well, but you are correct. I am wanting to hide Kehma-san¡¯s existence as much as possible.¡± Haku-san assented. Sorry I didn¡¯t figure it out. ¡°The existence of Dungeon Masters is the most important secret of our dungeons. It is a secret that must never be let known to a non-Master human... Nevertheless, Kehma-san, do you not know how much attention I have paid you? I told you to not stand out so much.¡± With my ck hair and dark eyes, I clearly had the bloodline of a hero. Sessfully developing the frontier, bing the founder of a religion that the White Goddess Faith officially recognized, and even performing such a heroic endeavor as repelling a dragon... there were also supposedly talks of wondering whether they should have treated me like a hero, make me S-Rank, be elevated straight to Count, or even have a parade in my honor. However, Haku-san had managed to keep things at a minimum thanks to her influence. Thank you...! ¡°So then you used telling the emperor that I¡¯m your little sister as a reason to ease his discontent over exerting your influence to crush naysayers. You made my existence outshine Kehma¡¯s, right?¡± ¡°Please don¡¯t say such horrible things, Rokuko-chan. I didn¡¯t want to expose you to the public, I really didn¡¯t.¡± ¡°Really, Ane-sama?¡± ¡°Really. Come here, how about having one of these berry tarts? They¡¯re delicious. Ah~¡± Haku-san presented a tart to Rokuko-chan as she prompted her to eat it. Rokuko took a small bite and ate in what looked like a tinge of indignance. ... Wait. Rokuko actually managed to lead Haku-san around by the nose...? What...? Doesn¡¯t this mean Rokuko¡¯s already surpassed me? Oh, but I did notice one thing. ¡°... It¡¯s not because concealing me makes it easier to eliminate me... right?¡± ¡°Oh dear, ufufu.¡± She didn¡¯t deny it. Oh shit. ¡°... Ane-sama. You won¡¯t eliminate Kehma, right?¡± ¡°Of course not. Kehma-san just needs to know his ce.¡± ¡°He is my partner. You can¡¯t, okay?¡± ¡°He will be fine as long as he doesn¡¯t be my enemy.¡± To be honest, I think that the exact definition of [Haku-san¡¯s Enemy] is up for extreme debate here. ¡°By the way, Rokuko-chan. You called him partner, not master. That¡¯s to conceal him being a master?¡± ¡°Eh? No?¡± ¡°I see.¡± Oh, so we¡¯re already into debating the definition? I felt a chill run down my back... that¡¯s bloodlust. Hey now. Haku-san just slowly took another sip tea, not saying a word until she was done. ¡°So, Kehma-san. What do you think of all this?¡± ¡°... I have no intention of being hostile to you, Haku-san.¡± ¡°I see. So then you believe I am fine with that?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t really know what you mean since you¡¯re being so obtuse, but... I don¡¯t want to do anything that will make Rokuko sad.¡± I took a mouthful of tea. ¡°... If that¡¯s what Rokuko-chan wants, well, I suppose there¡¯s nothing to be done. I will allow you to hold her hands... no, you can hug her... ... ... Anything else and, well¡ªhow is that young womanloli from the Tsuia family and that awkward female knightdunce treating you?¡± ¡°... So those two were on your payroll.¡± ¡°I wonder what you mean? I just received some reports about them... Right, how about you go live a little and visit one of those shops? There are many here in the capital.¡± Haku-san spoke with a smile. ¡°... Well, I do specialize in sleeping.¡± ¡°Kehma...! Mmm, first off, let¡¯s hug. We even got permission from Haku Ane-sama! By the way, what kind of shop were you talking about? Could I try going with Kehma?¡± Pfffft! Haku-san and I both spat out our tea. If she said that on purpose, this is a big deal. But judging by the look on her face, she really didn¡¯t understand. ¡°Kehma-san...¡± ¡°Please wait, this isn¡¯t my fault!¡± ¡°... I see. I think I¡¯ll need to teach Rokuko-chan various things. I¡¯ll tell you about some things when we take our bathter, Rokuko-chan.¡± ¡°? Kaaay.¡± Why teach her in the bath...? No. Let¡¯s not think too much into that. I had no intention of being hostile to Haku-san, so she decided to only trust me so much... phew... ¡°But still, it was off the record... but I finally managed to openly be with you as my little sister.¡± Off the record yet openly? How though. And she said off the record, but won¡¯t the aristocrats find out anyway? Informationworks are crazy. ¡°The emperorLionel doesn¡¯t think that you¡¯re my real younger sister, though.¡± ¡°Really, Ane-sama?¡± ¡°Yes, I believe he¡¯ll likely think of you as someone special enough to catch my eye, rather than being my true younger sister. In truth, other cores are my younger siblings as well, so he¡¯s not entirely wrong...¡± Come to think of it, OntentooNo. 112, AidiNo. 666, the Trivial Trio, and even Haku-san were siblings as they all came from the same [Father], huh. There¡¯s no way they¡¯d treat each other all like humans would see their family, there¡¯s just way too many of them. ¡°Of course, the only one I see as my little sister is you, Rokuko-chan.¡± Haku-san lovingly pat Rokuko on the head as she spoke. Rokuko¡¯s mood improved as she smiled. ¡°Well, okay. I can call myself your little sister now, Haku Ane-sama.¡± ¡°Yes, it was unofficial, but the emperor has already acknowledged it. Use my name if you get into trouble, alright?¡± ¡°Okay, Ane-sama.¡± The two of them practically shined as they smiled at each other. I drank some of the newly-brewed tea that the butler... that is, Chloe-san refilled my cup with. The berry tarts really were tasty. Oh, could I have I take some as souvenirs? There¡¯s an always-hungry girl waiting for us. ... Man, peace is great... ¡°Oh, right. Kehma-san, I have a small thing I would love for you to take care of. You can refuse if you want though, alright?¡± True peace is oh so fleeting. Practically impossible to obtain, in fact. ... Haaah. That was basically an order. I can refuse? Yeeeah right~! GIVE. ME. PEACE. Chapter 323 - Haku-san’s Request
"Yeah, but I''ll leave it to you and Kehko. It''d be impossible for me..."
Saying that, Tokoi sat on arge stone, dejected.
But just then, a single rabbit hopped closer to him, one small leap at a time. It was one of the ones that had been hiding back in Strawberry¡¯s shadow.
Then, after a short moment of staring at Tokoi in thought, it rubbed its body against him with only a slight bit of hesitation.
¡°¡ Eh?¡±
¡°What a friendly rabbit.¡±
¡°Y-yeah. It is¡ it really is.¡±
Tokoi, not thinking about its pelt or meat at all now, timidly reached his hand out¡ and pet it.
Closing its eyes, the rabbit the gingerly sniffed the scent on Tokoi¡¯s other hand.
Caught by surprise, Tokoi topped petting it. Now, the rabbit tilted its head as thought to ask [Done already?] before in turn rubbing its head against his hand.
Seeing that it was very intently?not?attacking him, Tokoi knit his brow in embarrassment.
With that, Strawberry spoke up as she embraced a rabbit of her own.
¡°E-Excuse me, Tokoi-san. Did you know? Petting a rabbit on the back is nice, it calms you down.¡±
¡°Does it? Strawberry is well-informed.¡±
Following Strawberry¡¯s advice, Tokoi began to stroke the rabbit down its back.
The rabbit hopped up onto hisp and let itself be pet.
As Tokoi continued, the severity to his face lessened as it was reced by a natural smile.
¡ Hook, line and sinker.
I felt the corners of my mouth raise steadily.
Incidentally, these rabbits were all being controlled by Orange and the others. They were using [Monster Operation] from his original dungeon along with a [Monster Spawner: White Rabbits (500 DP)].
They¡¯d gave it their all training under Ichika¡¯s supervision to make their movements lot look too overkill.
Adventurers were those who lived hunting animals and generally had next to no experience in being liked by them. Only powerful monsters would be tamers¡¯ partners, yet rabbits were weak and pitifully cute creatures.
Naturally, they¡¯d have absolutely no chances to interact with them like this.
In other words, you could say that they also had absolutely zero resistance to being loved on by cuteness.
So they would all fall for them. Particrly big strong men like Tokoi who¡¯d normally be feared.
Honestly, it took longer to train them to move so cutely than it did to make the dungeon.
But just seeing the look on Tokoi¡¯s face¡ªit was all worth it.
I was convinced this strategy would work.
Chapter 331 - Rabbit Dungeon 3