《I'm a Bat?》 [Ch 1][Arc 1] I hate politics Hi I''m Charlie Freider I''m a true blue Brit, and my Dad''s a politic Well he''s not just some politic he''s in parliament. "OI Charles why the bloody fuck are you telling me this" You may ask. Well the problem stems from the fact that politics suck and people are crazy, as we speak i am being dismembered by a guy who hates my dads guts. "Oi FUCK''ED hurry up and finish me" I screamed while he was preparing more tools. "What the fuck how are you not screaming in pain?" The man said to which i replied with a simple. "I don''t feel pain on account of aving no nerves you dipshit" I said and let out a maniacal laugh. "Shut the fuck up you bloke" The man yelled. "NONCE" I screamed back at him "AHAHHAHAHAH" i let out as the blood spilled down my head. "STOP" The man screamed. "Oi You dumb fuck, you really think you can get at my pops by killing me, that old bastard has a heart of ice aha ahah Bet you''re enjoying yourself mate" I said with a smug face.This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. "Your not scared of death?" The man asked "Course not you fuck head my dads a politic and a bigwig one at that, i want to fucking die. every day of my life is so monotone and boring especially being a goody little two shoes" I said through a slight chuckle. "Well why the fuck am i torturing you?" The man said in a questioning manner "Don''t know mate I''m not the one that gets a hard on by torturing men hah" My Last word were ridicule as i soon realized the fucker couldn''t stand me and bashed my head in. My only Qualm is that i couldn''t feel pleasure, I was a virgin because what''s the point in avin sex if i feel nothing? Anyways this sucks, I guess there''s no heaven for me. Wait what the fuck did i do to not get into heaven i was such a good fucking boy ask me mum "Shit i sound like a brat, Whatever this eternal Darkness sucks" I thought to myself and i soon closed my eyes. Soon i regained conscious and when i looked around I was surrounded by Glowing yellow eyes. "OI what the fuck is this I''m dead" I thought to myself as the eyes turned to me. "Oi Back off the lot of you, Wait why the bloody hell do i ave fur?" [Ch 2][Arc 1] I Feel After finding out that i was a bat i tried learning their cycles and the various things they could do, Weirdly enough i was able to communicate with em like echo location and shit. Bats don''t really give each other names so its pretty damn confusing, but fuck it mate it is what it is. A while in i heard a sweet sound that beckoned me, I followed the music and soon i arrived at a bat which i could deduce was female, not really bloody sure how I''m able to tell the difference in gender buts it''s all good. As i approached the female i was latched onto by another bat and with a split-second i felt something hot sear into my sides. "What the hell is this feeling its- ITS PAIN" I screamed to myself in ecstasy, for the first time ever i could feel, i could feel the tearing of my flesh, It was amazing i could feel. I turned my body around and bit into the bat that was latched onto me, We fumbled around midair until we both fell down and started tumbling, Soon a bright light enveloped both me and my attacker. The sun enveloped me and cool air brushed my fur gently. Strange yelping could be heard next to me, I turned around and found that my attacker was female!. "What in the flying fuck did you attack me for you cum stain" I sounded out to the best of my ability. The bat responded although it was hard at first to understand i soon got what she said "Leave my family alone" The bat said. "Shit do bats have groups composed of their families?" I thought to myself. " Now look where we are you idiot" The bat screeched. "It''s not my fault you slag" I screeched back at her. "I don''t know what that means but i can''t move... my wings are injured" The bat said as she limped a little. "Well that''s not my problem" I said as i started flapping my wings i was stopped before i could fly off as my injury stopped me. "What the hell is this it feels good yet it impairs me, Is this really pain?" i thought to myself. "Hey don''t leave me" The bat screeched annoyingly. "Fine you prat" I voiced in surrender. "well take me somewhere safe that giant ball of fire hurts my eyes and makes me sleepy" She said. "whatever just Call me Charlie it''s my name" I said while i showed my back to her. "Name?" She asked. "Yeah you call me by it, to not confuse me when you talk to me" I stated while she climbed on my back. "Call me name then" She said while her claws dug into my back. "I''m not calling you name" i said while i climbed a small tree "Why not?" She said. "Because that''s not a proper name" I said. "Oh then you come up with one" She said as she rested on my back. " Fine give me time to think of one" I said as i hung upside down and fell asleep.Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. I had a dream about our surroundings we were in a lush green field long gone from the cave of our birth, At night it gets cold very cold, and prey just walks around, although I''ve realized that the "Prey" are mostly strong beasts who could tear me apart. I awoke to the sound of rumbling and slight nibbling on my wing. "Hey Charlie I''m hungry" the bat said while nibbling on my wings. "Stop that" I said in protest. "Hey what''s my name?" She said. "Oh i guess Ava" I said remembering my mum''s old name. "Sound nice, now get me food" Ava said. "Why would i do that?" I asked. "Because it''s your job to take care of me now as a mate" Ava said while rubbing her head on my head. "Mate? Fine whatever" I said and just then i heard a faint chirping. I flew to the chirping and found a bird nest with a mother and her babies almost fully developed. I gulped down my urge to eat and just stared at them. "Ooh food" Ava said. I was going to protest but this was the life of animals they kill and eat each other without remorse. "Hey you take the Mom ill finish the babies" Ava said as she was readying herself. "Wait, can you even fly yet?" I asked. "Yeah but it hurts so ill go after the babies. I looked at Ava and back at the babies and felt my stomach grumble, I told Ava to get off me and launched myself at the mother. "Sorry Lads" I said to the babies as i latched onto the mother bird. The mother let out pained chirping and started thrashing around knocking off one of her babies leading to its death. I latched my teeth into the Mom and felt blood pour into my mouth, The poor girl retaliated and i dug my small claws into her eyes ripping out her iris blinding her, I latched on and kept attacking the neck and eyes and soon i felt her body go lifeless. I flew with all my strength carrying the mom back to the nest, where i found Ava finishing off the last baby. "OOH That''s good" Ava said dropping the lifeless baby down. I''m not proud to say it, but we devoured all the birds sucking their blood, Eating their flesh and at the end we tossed the bones off the edge and stayed huddled together for warmth. "we should be hibernating right now right Charlie?" Ava said. "I don''t know i was just born a while ago" I said while my wings shivered. "Wait that means I''m your superior" Ava squeaked. "Yeah no" I said as i felt my eyes get heavy. "Wait bats are nocturnal" You may say. Well i was not a bat until a while ago, and I''m freezing my arse off. [Ch 3][Arc 1] Moving in When i woke up Ava was clinging to me freezing her ass off. "Hey should we find a home or something" I said to Ava. "O-Oh you''re awake" Ava said while she tucked herself into my wings. "Yeah, but we should find someplace to sleep other than a bird''s nest" I said to her while i pulled my wings in tighter around her. "G-Good idea I-I think i saw a hole in a tree, earlier in the day" Ava said to me while she buried her face in some fur. I got up from my position and stretched my wings. I looked around and spotted the place Ava was talking about, I flew over there and in an instant i was attacked. An owl had grabbed onto me and had begun pecking. "You fucking cunt, Nonce, twit, knob head OWWW STOP" I yelled. As i was thrashing around Ava flew on top of the owls head biting into it. "WHOOOO" The owl screeched and let go of me. As soon as i was free i went and attacked the owls face scratching at its face and biting into its eyes. "Being a bat sucks" I thought to myself as i felt the owls eye deflate, and then explode. The owl screeched in pain and smashed into a tree knocking down Ava. "Screeeee" Ava yelled as she fell to the ground. Just as Ava hit the ground i buried my tiny hands into the Owls eye socket and after a few minutes of struggling it died and fell to the ground. Ava was squirming on the ground and crying a little. "Hey Ava are you alright" I said as i glided down to her. "No it hurts really bad, I HATE IT" Ava screeched as she struggled on the ground. "I turned my back to Ava and let her rest on my back while i climbed her into the tree hole. "Thank you, Charlie if be dead is it weren''t for you" Ava said while she rubbed her head on mine. "Of course what kind of man would i be if i let my wifey die on me" I thought to myself. Originally i thought it would suck to have someone to look after, But spending time with Ava has made me happy thus far, and having someone to talk to is nice. I rubbed my head against Ava''s and then went down after the owl. I dragged the owl up slowly, It took me about 30 minutes to get the owl up, and when i did i let Ava get the first bites. "Thanks Charlie" Ava said as she munched on some owl meat. "No problem we''re in this together" I said in a happy voice. "Well at least we should be able to evolve sooner or later" Ava said through a munch. "Evolve?" I asked. "Yeah the elder bats explained it, When you kill enough creatures you gain power or something, and soon you can evolve into a higher species" Ava explained. "Is the evolution selectable or is it random?" I asked Ava. "I think they said you can choose in your dreams" Ava said.Find this and other great novels on the author''s preferred platform. Support original creators! "AWESOME maybe i can get a humanoid shape or something" I thought to myself. "Most of our kin would go for a vampire evolution" Ava added in. "A vampire? like the glittery ones or the ugly ones" I said. "Glittery ones?" Ava asked. I laughed to myself thinking about my past world and high school girls weird fetishes. "Its nothing" I said while i chuckled to myself. "I''m thirsty" Ava said. "We can get something to drink tomorrow for tonight lets let our wounds heal" I said. "Don''t you mean tomorrow night?" Ava asked. "No Why in the nighttime when we could do it in the daytime?" I asked. "There are more predators and i get sleepy in the day" Ava said. "Oh then ill just go by myself and bring back some water" I stated and wrapped my wings around Ava. Ava got comfy and tried to protest but her wounds were heavy, so she was tired. Ava dozed off into sleep, and i stood up thinking about the possibilities. When sunrise came Ava was still asleep. I decided to go out by myself and search for food and water. I came across a pond, and gathered a leaf to carry the water in. When i flew back up with the water to bring back to the nest something caught my attention. "HOLY TIDDLY WINKS IS THAT A SLIME" I screeched to myself, The only time I''ve ever seen that monster is in that one RPG game. "Wait what kind of world is this" I thought to myself as i looked around.... The slime was interesting but something more interesting came into view, It was a group of humans fighting monsters with swords, and.... Magic? "Did that guy just shoot a ball of fire from his hands" I thought to myself. When i arrived back at the hole i set the water down near Ava, and flew back out. I perched myself on a tree branch and talked to myself. "If those Knobs could do magic so could i right?" I thought to myself as i envisioned a fireball. Soon i felt a heat gather before me and when i opened my eyes there was a fireball right in front of me."Cool" I said to myself, and shot it off. When i was done with the fireball i felt fatigued, I lazily flew back to the Hole and slept for a bit. [Ch 4][Arc 1] Evolution "Hey Charlie wake up" Ava said as Charlie dozed away, "GET UP" Ava screeched into Charlies ear. "BREAKFAST PANCAKES!!!" I screamed in sudden fright. "What are Breakfast pancakes?" Ava asked. "The best thing ever" I said while i shoved my face into Ava''s bosom. "What are they like?" Ava asked curiously. "Their made of a sort of batter with sweets, n other things on em truly a sight to behold" I said while i imagined the orgasmic taste of pancakes in my mouth. "No meat?" Ava asked. "It doesn''t need meat you pillock" I retorted simply, "Anyways what time is it?" I asked, "Its nighttime but it''s too cold to go hunting?" Ava said. "Well that''s why we''ll do it in the day" I said and wrapped my wings around Ava. "Yeah i guess we could but it would be a weird, and new experience for me" Ava said nervously while she snuggled in my embrace. "It''s okay just go to sleep, and we''ll eat in the morning" I said while i grasped her tighter. "Ok" Ava responded and then closed her eyes. After making sure Ava was asleep i closed my eyes and felt strangely tired even though i just slept.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Evolution''s available: Night wing batThis book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience. A bat of jet black color a true predator of the night, This creature has high attack, high stealth, and high speed. This creature suffers in defense, and is hyper sensitive to sunlight. This bat reaches a size of 29 inches. Magic beast bat A bat of small size reaching 9 inches. This bat lacks strength, and defense. Magic beast bats lack power but make up with magical attack power. Sun walker Bat A bat of a moderate size reaching 16 inches. The sun walker Bat is a rare variant that excels in speed, and attack. This bat holds moderate defense, low stealth, and a rare skill (Only one partner may attain rare skill as mate has not dwelled in the sun to attain) this species is a rare color of gray Rare skill: Power Rays This Rare skill is for those of the species that brave the unknown dangers of the sun. Bats of this variant enjoy extra strength when exposed to the sunlight as apposed to the moonlight where power reaches normal heights. Picking species that will ensue survival --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When i woke up i rubbed my head against Ava''s head while i kept my eyes closed. "Mnnhh awake already?" Ava said and looked up at me. I realized Ava''s appearance was different but i didn''t over react, But Ava was another story. "SCREEEE" Ava screeched and then bit into me. "Gah let me go you bloody Pillock" I screamed to Ava. "Charlie?" Ava said and then let go. "Who else you daft cow" I screeched. "Ooh we evolved" Ava said. "Is that it no apology?" I said while i headbutt Ava. "Sorry" Ava said feebly, and then started licking my wounds "Heheh stop that it tickles" I said and started squirming around. "Forgive me?" Ava questioned with her tongue out. "Yeah its fine" I said while i rubbed our heads together. Once Ava and i got up we saw the bright sun, and felt a new urge to brave the unknown. [Ch 5][Arc 1] Brave the sun
I stretched my wings alongside Ava and flew, Unfortunately Ava was still scared. "Hey get out that damn cave will ya" I said while i flapped my wings. "are you sure its safe?" Ava questioned. "No of course it''s not, but what will we do if we don''t go out" I said while i let the sun hit my back. "Ok" Ava said and jumped out into the open world. "Pretty cool huh" I said while i flew around Ava. "Yeah it... feels nice" Ava said while she flew up higher. But due to my mistake of not scoping out the area a bird flew down aiming at Ava, I intercepted the bird and bit into it''s neck. "Peew" The bird let out as it fell lifeless in my mouth. "See foof" I mumbled with the bird in my mouth. "I guess you''re right" Ava said cheerfully. Ava and I ate the bird and started flying around, Soon we spotted a small pond where we could fly down and drink some water. As we flew down and skimmed the water we got a fare share of water and landed to rest. "See its alright" I said to Ava. "Yeah i guess it is-" but Ava was cut off by a scream. "AAAAAHHHH fucking Bats" Yelled a human girl. "What are you talking about Bats don''t come out at mornin--" A geared Man said but stopped when he saw me. "Well shit" He said as he slowly started reaching for his sword. I stared the Man dead in the eyes while also watching my flank. "Wait it seems pretty smart, Say something" The man said. "Suck my nans fanny you cunt" I screeched out. "Oh it is smart i bet you he said nice to meet you" The man said with a smile.Unauthorized usage: this tale is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. When i looked back Ava was behind me ready to fight "Hey Charlie we should go" Ava said. "No I''m quite alright but be careful humans are deceitful creatures" I said while spoke through past wisdom. "Hey buddy wanna be friends" The man said as he slowly put his fingers to my face. "No you wanker, Now if you touch me ill take your eye" I screeched. Suddenly a girl that looked like a priest walked by and saw us. "What are you doing Bryall" The priestess said. "Look it''s a friendly Bat" Bryall said. "It sure doesn''t sound friendly, he just called you a wanker? and threatened to take your eye if you touch him" the priestess said. "Oi Mate you speak bat?, Ask this dickhead if he wants a scrap yeah" I screeched to the priestess. "Yes i have animal communication but i don''t want to repeat that to my friend Bryall" the priestess said with a bewildered look. "Anything... uh.... non-offensive you want to say to my friend?" The priestess said. "No but you''re not a very good translator if you can''t ask this cunt for a scrap, Anyways nice rack" I said nonchalantly. Ava bit into my side and got angry "Shut up" Ava screeched. The priestess was covering her red face, and she told Bryall what i said. "What the fuck is a scrap?" Bryall said in bewilderment. "so you don''t want the smoke" I said while i narrowed my bat eyes. "So I''m guessing he doesn''t like me?" Bryall said. "Actually you''re pretty chill i was just fucking with you", The priestess relayed a censored version of my message. "Oh so i guess even bats are pretty cool" Bryall said. "Nah just me because I''m just like that" I said and flew atop the priestess''s head. "Lets do something fun or something" I said while i crawled down her head. "sure i guess, what would it hurt to humor you" The priestess said.
[Ch 6][Arc 1] a quick adventure "Hey what are your names?" I said to the priestess, "Oh I''m Sarada, the girl over there that screamed is Hylea, and our male friend there is Bryall, What are your names?" Sarada said. "Well bats don''t really have names but I''m charlie and the one that''s hiding in Hylea''s hair is Ava" i said while i munched on some fruit Sarada gave me earlier. "She''s hiding where? whatever, you''re pretty smart for a bat" Sarada said while she tried to look up at me. "Don''t worry too much about it love, i ave my secrets" I said while i used her head as a pillow. Me, and the gang travelled for a few minutes before we came across a slime. "Ho a slime" Bryall said while he pulled his sword out. "Wait lemme at em yeah" I screeched. "He said let him take care of it" Sarada repeated. "Oh ok" Bryall said feeling slightly dejected. "Are you sure i don''t think i ever heard about a bat beating a slime" Ava said with worry. "Don''t worry mate i''m a tough nut to crack yeah" I said proudly. "Yeah i guess so" Ava said happily. I dived at the slime and bounced off its body. "Damn this buggers tough... I''ll have to go full power" I flew high up and looked down at the slime. "FOE THE QUEEN" I screeched and lodged myself into its body. Once inside i took a chomp out of its crystal and it fell apart, and died. "HAHAHA feel my wrath you pissant" I screeched to myself. "You know i could have killed it with a single swipe right" Bryall said while looking at Sarada. "Shut your mouth before your hairline recedes more yeah!" i screeched loudly at Bryall. "huh" Bryall let out while he crouched down. "Um he said shut your mouth before your um... Hairline recedes more¡­" Sarada reluctantly translated. Bryall''s eyebrows tensed up and a vein popped out in his head "You little shit" Bryall muttered. Oi mate chill out stress also leads to a receding hairline" I said devilishly. "He said don''t stress yourself or your hairline will recede you stupid old man" Sarada said through a chuckle. "Hold up there chum i don''t recall that last part" I said and flew atop her head. "Sorry i also wanted to join in on the fun" Sarada chuckled. "Yeah its cool" Bryall was walking ahead of the group sulking. Soon we reached a town which i could assume is Sarada and co''s home. "Alright behave yourself and don''t separate, Bats hardly come by and their parts can be used in expensive alchemy" Sarada whispered to me. "Is it even safe to be here then" Ava said through a yawn while she crawled out of Hylea''s bag. "AAAH" Hylea screamed when Ava crawled out of her bag. "Oh shit my bad i forgot about you" Hylea said while Ava flew into Sarada''s bag. "Chill out you Slag?" Ava said and looked up at me. I gave her the bat equivalent of a thumbs up, and she squeaked happily.Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. Soon we reached the guild and Bryall opened the doors letting out a squeaky sound which made Ava pop her head out through a small slip in Sarada''s bag. "Wuzzat" Ava said with careful eyes. "Its nothing love just go back to sleep" I said through a yawn. "Ok Love?" Ava said slowly. "Yeah you got"I squeaked. Ava gave a happy look and popped back into the bag. When we walked into the guild few eyes were on us until some crazy looking woman that i would probably bang back in my lifetime saw me and jumped a table. "Can i buy him off you, I''m an alchemist, and would love his parts" The woman said while she tried to fix her messy hair. Sarada slowly got an angry looked and brought me to her bosom defensively. "No He''s a smart animal who deserves to live" Sarada said. "What are you talking about it''s a Bat" The woman retorted. "Tell her i said Oi you daft cow only thing batty here is your hair" I "bat" Whispered to Sarada. Sarada gave a small smile and relayed my message. "You bitch the bat didn''t say that" The girl said and tried to slap Sarada but i jumped off and flew into her hair and scratched up her face. "OW STOP PLEASE" The woman screamed and swatted at her hair. Once i was finished i flew back onto Sarada''s hair and muttered a single phrase "Roadhouse". Once the woman collected her self and pointed at me. "Raise your right wing if you''re intelligent" The woman said. "Wait which right yours or mine?" I said and Sarada translated. "Of course my right you idiot" The woman said through a sneer. "Then that would be my left you fucken cow" I screeched and Sarada wondrously translated. The Woman clammed up and slightly blushed. "Okay just raise YOUR right wing" The woman said dejectedly. I did as she asked and her eyes lit up a little. "Interesting" The Woman said "Oi lets get out of here she''s clearly off her meds and I''m hungry" Sarada reached into her bag and pulled out Ava who was clinging and muching onto an empty apple core. "Yo" Ava said. "You itty bitch that would ave been mine" I said while sulking. Ava flew up to me rubbed her head on mine''s and flew back to the bag. "Is that your apology" I said monotoned. "Sorry" Ava said and popped her head back in the bag Sarada, Bryall, and Hylea ordered some food with an extra for me *and none for Ava as her fat ass was sleeping in Sarada''s bag after eating all her snacks*. Just then it struck Hylea, and she jumped to check her bag which was... empty. "EVEN THE WRAPPER" Hylea said as she fell to her knees. "That was a whole sandwich" Hylea said in a miniature depression. We got our food and i sat down on the table. [Ch 7][Arc 1] An Ordeal As i sat down on the table i took a sip of some apple soup, you''d think its apple sauce but its soup. "Hey what do you plan to do after our little adventure ends?" Sarada asked. "honestly I''ve no clue but maybe if you come to visit again we can hang out again yeah" I said squeaked through a sip of soup. "sounds like a good idea" Sarada said with a smile. After we finished our food we all got up to stretch. "Hey ask him if he wants to spend a night in Hylea''s inn?" Bryall said while he yawned. "Oh that might be a good idea my dad probably wouldn''t have a problem with animals if i ask him" Hylea said as she paid off the bill. "Yeah we can stay the night at your inn" I said as i wiped some leftover soup off my wing. "We''re doing what now" Ava said as she popped out of the bag. "We''re going to stay at an inn tonight" I said and climbed up on Bryall''s head. "Okay but I''m worried about home" Ava said. "It should be fine" I said while zoning out. "Ok well its getting kind of stuffy in here, so I''m going to sleep on Hylea''s head. "Why are you sleeping so much?" I asked. "I''m on a whole new sleep schedule and its tiring" Ava said while she yawned. "Oh yeah" I let out. We walked for a bit, and checked out the town. "Hey Charles you ever drank alcohol?" Bryall asked. "Cant say i ave bruv" i squeaked. "I''ll take that as a no and well go hit the bar at the inn" Bryall said through a chuckle. "Noice" I murmured. When we arrived at the inn a man of average size and looks came running up to Hylea. "Sugar" The man said as he hugged Hylea. "H-Hey Dad" Hylea awkwardly let out. The man noticed the sleeping bat on Hylea''s head and froze up. "There''s a bat on your head be careful, and ill hit it off with the broom" The man whispered. "No no its fine" Hylea quickly said and stopped her dad from getting the broom. "Anyways i wanted to know if these two bats could get a room or something" Hylea murmured. "You''re joking right, that''s a no" The Dad said. Hylea started tearing up from her eyes and the dad panicked. "Okay okay stop crying they can have a room" The dad said frantically. "HONEY WHY DO I HEAR HYLEA CRYING" A woman''s voice rang.Support the creativity of authors by visiting the original site for this novel and more. The Dad let out a squeak, and Hylea gave him a smug look. "Dad hurt my feelings" Hylea whispered to her Dad. "Okay I''m sorry sugar" The Dad croaked and looked up at me to which i gave him a simple "Yo" with a salute. "Whatever i''m going to the reception desk" The Dad mumbled. "Nice tits" I said to Hylea. "I know right he''s a total pushover if even you can tell right Charlie?.Hylea said proudly. "Yeah I''m getting a nice view of your mounds from here" I squeaked. Sarada stiffly walked over took me away from Hylea. "What you jealous?" I said smugly. "...". "Wait seriously!!!.... you know I''m a bat right?, AN ANIMAL" I screeched awkwardly. "Mangoes are sweet" Ava said through a snore in Sarada''s bag. "Yeah whatever but anyways if you''re trying to hit me up at least wait until i evolve into a vampire or something otherwise that''s just... weird" I whispered. "Enough of this conversation" Sarada said. "WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE YOU JEALOUS OF A BAT, more or less gain feelings for one, It''s as if some sort of plot armor of the sorts set me in a direction that could be comical yet confusing and also include the fact that i''m aware of it... Strange" I thought to myself "Well maybe not, its probably just the fact that I''m nutters, or just completely fucking insane... it''s just like the thoughts that go through my head are absolutely fucking crazy good thing nobody can hear my thoughts... or at least got the chance to scour my mind, Don''t think I don''t know about you mind readers, or is that just my anxiety? Who fucking cares i want some potatoes" I rebutted to myself. Hylea came up walking to me and handed me some keys. "Hold on, are you mental? how would i... a bat use keys to open a door" i screeched. Sarada translated the problem and Hylea blushed a little at her idiocy. "My bad" She said and walked up the stairs. [Ch 8][Arc 1] What have i become Hylea walked up the stairs and unlocked the doors. "Ok you two bats are staying in this room don''t ask why bats have a whole room to themselves just take it also i left some blood and the candles should last 2 more hours" Hylea said. "Oi who''s blood is it?" I asked confusedly, "Oh its human blood from the transfusions at the church Sarada got me with the hook ups" Hylea said proudly. I did the bat version of giving her an awkward look. "Don''t look at me like that i heard bats like blood or something" Hylea screamed. "Well I''m not going to complain but i thought only vampire bats drank blood?" I said. "I have no idea what you''re saying but ill buy a translation charm tomorrow" Hylea said with a smile and then left. Ava was tossed inside the room in the bag she was in. Popping out Ava started to drink the blood. "You''re a bloody fat ass you know that right" I screeched and pushed her aside getting myself some blood. For some reason bats of all varieties love blood not just vampire bats which i can assume don''t exist here. After gorging ourselves with blood me, and Ava laid on the bed which was objectively more comfortable than sleeping upside down. "Goodnight Charlie" Ava said through a yawn, "Yeah G''night Luv" i said and snuggled Ava. Again i felt mysteriously sleepy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conditions met for early evolution. Evolution earlier than expected will result in a weaker species that has more potential growth than later through assimilation. Lower Vampire(Conditions Not met) A vampire of lower species these disgruntled beasts are societies pain in the side and are bound to serve Pure blooded ones. These creatures have strong attack, medium speed, low defense, and are susceptible to the sun. Pure blood vampire(Conditions Met)(Sun resistance, Human blood consumption, Being born of origins from the bat species.) (This species Karmic scale and mental state will affect the evolution) Possible evolution''s: (Chaotic evil) (Achieved through evil deeds or a Psychotic state of mind) A Vampire of beauty and power highest end of the scale of evil. These Vampires have telekinetic abilities, Excel in strength, speed, defense, and Will. These Vampires are natural born leaders that rarely Latch to the world. Chaotic Vampires are known to create calamity and do as they please, They hold elegant appearances, but hide an insane mind.If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. Special skill: Scourge of the Insane (This skill is unique to chaos vampires) Manifests the madness(Anger or level of insanity) of the user and lashes it out as physical lashes of madness in all directions, this ability has an overpowering aura that discourages those weaker than the user Partner evolution: (Conditions met, immunity to the sun, consumption of human blood, true neutrality) (Chaotic Neutral) Achieved through an unpredictable and uncontrollable sense of mentality) A Vampire of neutral standing that holds elegance and pride. These Vampires are not know to cause chaos and are driven to a side of the scale on whims that may benefit them. These Vampires hold High strength, Speed, and Defense. Special skill: On my whims (Unique to those who are truly Neutral) Draws those on the opposing side to take a drastic loss in power. Special skill: Loves bound (Unique to those who choose no side when they draw forth one they wish to serve) When target of obsession is in need minor power amplification is spread to both partners. Evolution undergoing. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Slowly i felt the morning sun hit my body. "aah the feeling of a bed truly wonderful" I said as i brushed my beautiful white hair across my head?. "Huh?" I let out as i jumped out of bed. "YO I HAVE HAAAANDS HAHAHA NOW I CAN RELEASE MY PENT UP LUST HAHAH" I cackled insanely which seemed to wake up Ava who was sleeping next to me. "Oh shit you evolved too" I said to Ava as i nakedly waved to her with my junk hanging out. Ava freaked out and jumped onto me latching her teeth into me. "GA AAH You bitch it''s me charlie" I screamed while i ran around in circles. "Didn''t we evolve too early" Ava said as she looked at me. "Hah you''re short" Ava said triumphantly in giant person language. "Hey what''s this" Ava said and dropped to the floor touching my junk. "Oh it''s your penis doesn''t it look weird" Ava said. "What no this is how human penises are supposed to look" I said feeling my pride being staked. "Oh okay" Ava said and looked into a mirror. Ava had an elegant appearance, she was tall 6''1, had long black hair, a refined face, big tiddies, nice thighs, and firm ass, now you''d be insane to think that i wouldn''t hit that. I on the other hand am short about 5''7 a beautiful face that could be easily assumed to be a girl, sharp green and red eyes that looped like an illusion, a weak physique that brimmed with power, Tense muscles that could be confused as none, Sharp claws, and was pretty much hot. At least i have a some pretty good sized junk so you can tell I''m a man. and for some reason the long straight white hair looked natural and didn''t make me look like an emo protagonist. "Hey Ava lets bang like right now" I said while i stared at her tits. "Can we hold onto until later, i''m trying to get a hang of this body" Ava said while she wobbled. "Fuck it" I thought and jumped onto her grabbing her tits. "You''re my wife you dunce ill do as i please AHAHAHAAAA" I Screamed and just then the door opened and Sarada stood there looking confused. "YO tryna join mate" I said and winked at Sarada who screamed. The whole gang ran up to our room and saw us. "Oi what''s up Bryall... Hylea" I said while i was sucking on Ava''s nipple. "C-Charlie you''re a vampire?" Bryall said in astonishment. "AAA AGH MORE" Ava moaned. "Now Hold on there cupcake you said you wanted to wait" I said cheekily. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THAT TRANSLATION CHARM COST 50 GOLD" Hylea screamed and bashed her head against a wall. "C-Can you guys leave" Ava panted. "Yeah we''ll catch up later mate unless you guys want to join, not you though Bryall i don''t want ya sticking me in ma bum" I said while shooing them off. Once they left i turned to Ava and laughed maniacally. [Ch 9][Arc 1] living my best life After a few hours of loud moaning and things of the such i walked down the stairs covered in oversized clothes that were for guests in the closet. "How''s it going mate" I nonchalantly said as i walked to a table where Bryall, Sarada, and Hylea were talking. The entire room went silent at the sight of me. "Charlie you''re a chaos creature? I can''t let you" Sarada mumbled but was cut off by Bryall. "He didn''t do anything wrong so there''s no reason to subjugate him" Bryall said. "You racist bastards" I said out loud. "huh?" Hylea let out. "Just because I''m sexy as hell and "evil" doesn''t mean that you should discriminate" I said with my hand raised in the air like a snob. "What a weird outlook" Hylea said. "Hey what was that loud sound upstairs" Sarada asked. "Oh that... yeah that was me pleasing my wife" I said with a smile. Sarada''s smile dropped and she looked horrified. "Sex?" Sarada said and was terrified as her pure priest mind was filled with delusions. "But you''re a child" Sarada said horrified. "Yeah mate and that''s my first time gettin laid too" I said and put my hand out to Bryall for a high five. "Dude i don''t think you understand but that''s not looked upon kindly by the church nor is being a vampire" Bryall, and Hylea said in unison. "Yeah well, religion can be corrupted by human hands why look to someone to tell you how to believe in your religion" I said without a second thought. "Blasphemy" Sarada said angrily. "No not Blasphemy but are humans not corrupt by nature? Has the church ever asked for large sums of money or made claims that paying can get your gods kindness? that''s just not right, if your god is truly merciful or looks after their subjects then they wouldn''t subject them to poverty just for simple things" I said knowledgeably after thinking about the olden corrupt practices of the churches back in my world. "That doesn''t? what?" Sarada said and sat down. "That''s no what?" Sarada mumbled. "Just because I''m not human or conform to your god i''m an enemy that''s not cool now tell me why do i need to be subjugated?" I said sassily. "I guess you-" Hylea was about to say but was cut off by a random man who wore a hood.This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience. "You dare insult the church" The man said and lashed out jumping at me with a sword in hand. "Fuck off" I said coldly and grabbed the man by his neck with telekinesis. Don''t ask me how i know i have telekinesis as i used it earlier this morning to multi task. The man flailed around while he choked on his own saliva through the air. "You''re lucky i''m not that well versed in this ability or you''d be dead right now" I said coldly and threw him a few tables across the room. "Charlie are you insane it''s a crime to attack humans" Bryall said and grabbed hold of me. "Calm down i didn''t even touch em, and he came at me" I said and broke free of his grip. "Fine ill take the blame for this but be careful man" Bryall said with his hand over his face. "Ok ill be careful" I said realizing i could probably easily get kicked out of here. "Hey where''s Ava?" Hylea asked. ".... Recovering" I said mysteriously. Hylea got the idea and so did Bryall but Sarada just turned her red face away from me. "Yo what''s up guys" Ava said while wobbly walking down the stairs with an unbuttoned shirt. "Nice" Bryall unconsciously let out. I was going to say something but Sarada flew into a blind rage at the sight of nudity. [Ch 10] [Bonus 1][Arc 1] "M-My lady Gwyndolin" A grizzly yet snazzy man said weakly as he bathed in the presence of a greater power. "What is it Hyniete" the woman said sounding bored. "Have you felt a new presence of calamity" The man said with his head down. "Yes i have, but... its extremely weak and i don''t think it can do much" The woman said oblivious to the future that is to come. "You are not going to crush it my lady? it may become an opposition to you" The servant said lowly. "Yes now begone" The woman said tiredly and waved off the man. "Hey Kynareth a new calamity has been born should i crush it?" A person? beaming with power said nonchalantly. "Don''t bother its probably nothing as the humans will subjugate something so weak" Kynareth said as he organized some papers. "But we''re Demon lords why should we rely on humans?" The man said. "Zenalith if it''s gonna be so bad then either Magra, Gwyndolin, Joraveskier, Yilgred, Orgyells, or that spoiled brat Hydreine will take care of it i have work to do so fuck off" Kynareth yelled to Zenalith as he organized some more papers.Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere. "AAHHAHAHAHHA" I Laughed maniacally as i rode atop Bryall''s shoulders drunk out of my mind. "STOOP" Sarada screamed but was drowned out by my laughter that was carried through the night. (and could be heard around the world)(Metaphorically of course) "SHUT THE FUCK UP SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP" A random voice yelled through among the night. "Oh fuck mate this bloody hangovers gonna be a bitch AHAHAHAHA" I said before i chugged a keg. [Ch 11][Arc 1] Who are you? The sun beamed on my face through the window and an awful stench filled the air, when i looked over i saw Bryall passed out in a puddle of his own vomit. Pulling myself up i saw the place was a wreck, Sarada knocked out cold over a table, Hylea sleeping upside down from the bar and i was stuck in a keg, I think i remember Ava going back upstairs to sleep as she doesn''t like alcohol. As i walked outside the air cooled me off "Huh it seems i have a good metabolism since i haven''t thrown up yet" I said to myself as i stretched and put up my hair in a ponytail. Soon a weird feeling attacked my gut and pulled my attention north of me where i felt a strange disturbance, squinting my eyes i saw a little girl? flying through the air coming towards the town. "Hoo... the fuck kind of eagle eyesight is this" I said to myself reflecting on my suddenly amazing vision and turned my back when the air stopped behind me. "YOU" the voice of a girl let out behind me, turning around i said "Yo what''s up" "You really are a creature of calamity aren''t you? Although you seem pretty weak" The teen with green hair said. "Yeah well i don''t know what in the Sam hill you''re talking about kiddo" i said unsure of what to do The girl looked perplexed and squinted at me before approaching closer. "You have a wild look in your eyes boy... are you new blood?" The girl said. "Who you calling kid, kid" I retorted. The girl''s eyebrow furrowed at my remark, and she stepped closer, "You reek of alcohol and your mind is hard to read there are so many ideas just going around... you truly are crazy" The girl said. "Wait you''re reading my mind" I asked with a smirk, "Yeah why" The girl let out. Just then i flashed her with a flood gate of the most disturbing shit i found on the internet in all my years. The girl fell back and threw up.You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author. "HAHAHAAHAHHA" I let out in a deranged manner "I got you hook line an sinker mate" i said while she wiped her mouth. "What the fuck" The girl said and got up in my face staring at my swirling eyes, aaaand just then i hit her with another classic off the dark web. "Stop that" The girl said holding back the urge to throw up and grabbed me by the neck lifting me into the air crushing my throat slowly. I Felt the air leave my lungs, and she dug her right hand into my rib cage piercing skin. The exhilaration of feeling came to me and i felt alive "Come on you can go harder" I said with a smile from ear to ear while the pain entered my body refreshing me. "You''re sick" The girl said as she started crushing harder. just to state I''m not scared of dying but there''s not much long term pleasure there now is there. "Hey what''s that" I choked and pointed towards the air to where she darted her vision, and just then i pulled both her hamstrings with telekinesis causing her legs to spasm, and she let go of me. The girl started fuming, and got back up and stared at me before tears came to her eyes, and she started bawling and stomping her feet shaking the town or country?. "AAAAH I''ll remember you" The girl cried. "hic-hic- My-hiC- name is-HIC-Hydreine" The girl said through a flurry of hic ups and flew off. "Come on mate flashing children at the park is a classic on the webs" I screamed out and burst into laughter as steam rose from my body and healed my wounds. "HAHAHAHAHAH those fucking kids got pissed on" I said before i started rolling on the ground laughing. I regained myself after ten minutes when rational thoughts started to flood my mind slowly "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma PFFT............. i need professional help" I said to myself solemnly and walked back inside straight to my room. [Ch 12][Bonus][Arc 1] one after another Gwyndolin was chilling on a chair enjoying the darkness of her room as the filthy creatures ran around in the daylight. As Gwyndolin sipped her tea a large rumbling and spike of power came flying towards her, Darting up from her chair Gwyndolin prepared herself but the fear fell at ease when she realized it was Hydreine. Hydreine crashed through the ceiling letting light in which bothered Gwyndolin. "What is i--? why are you crying?" Gwyndolin asked. "He-HiC-He was so mean" Hydreine said while she bawled and jumped onto of Gwyndolin''s lap banging and hitting Gwyndolin''s chest. "GOOF" Gwyndolin let out as the Powerful yet childish Hydreine threw a tantrum. "What kind of monster could make you cry" Gwyndolin asked through the pain as she felt bruises grow on her voluptuous chest. "He-Hic-hIC-The new calamity that i felt-he showed me weird things when i read his mind-Hic" Hydreine said as she wiped the slobber off on Gwyndolin''s chest. "Oh come on it couldn''t have been that bad in all those hundreds of ye-" Gwyndolin was saying but was cut off when Hydreine threw up over her shoulder. "Eww" Gwyndolin let out as Hydreine latched onto her. After a couple(About 60) doses of sleeping extract that Gwyndolin slipped into Hydreine''s drinks an hour later she finally became calm and fell asleep. "WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MONSTER DID THIS" Gwyndolin thought to herself as her body quaked, and she felt genuine fear. "Not the children" Hydreine mumbled in her sleep while tears rolled from her eyes. "I-I-I''ll have to deal with this monster myself" Gwyndolin said quietly and a little fearful. The only thing Gwyndolin had to do was wait until night and quietly kill this monster. as Gwyndolin waited until night she flew to a little town near the sticks.The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.
"Ahh piss i slept all damn day" I said as i sat atop a rooftop remembering how my short day went. "First i woke up in a damn keg then some weird green girl attacks me and then i blacked out in bed huh... fuck" I said to myself as i quietly lay on the rooftop. A moment later i hear some silent footsteps touch the ground behind me. As i slowly got up i looked behind me and some a hot chick just standing there assessing me. "Hey whaddya want mate" I said as i waved to her which caused her to back up a little. "Your beauty is matched by none is it?" The lady said. "Thanks" I said accepting the comment. "What do you want?" I said. "I AM GWYNDOLIN The 6th demon lord of blood" Gwyndolin yelled. "Damn STOP YELLING YOU SLAG people are sleeping" I screamed back. "Are you a vampire and did you meet a girl about in her teens with green hair" Gwyndolin asked while getting into stance. "Yeah that about sums up my week buddy" I said and yawned. Just then Gwyndolin launched into action which caught me off guard making me slip on a shingle to which i accidentally punched her tit. "Gaah you bastard that was sore" Gwyndolin screamed in pain and jumped onto another rooftop suddenly becoming serious. "I will approach you at another time and that will be your end" Gwyndolin said and became a swarm of bats flying off. "Shit i basically died there" I said while i felt my head which would have been lobbed off.
"I''ll KILL YOU I''LL KILL YOU" Gwyndolin repeated as she felt her tits in pain. "This is your fault Hydreine" Gwyndolin said as she descended and grabbed a drunk man off the street ripping his head off and drinking his blood, while leaving the body to lie there. "Filthy" Gwyndolin said as she retracted from the taste. "He''s lucky my tits hurt, or he''d be dead" Gwyndolin said as she tore off another man''s head and flew off. [Ch 13][Arc 1] To the breaking point Warning Gore "Another day another nickle" I said as me and Bryall were fucking around with each other on a quest. "Yeah right more like another migraine" Bryall said in a salty manner. "I''ve heard those words before, yet it was from a man wiser than you" I said while i thought about the tales of a sponge, starfish, and a squid. "Really you believe someone to be wise?" Bryall said sounding astonished. "Come on mate you should know me by now" I said with a smile. "You''re a guy right?" Bryall asked while looking at my smiling face. "Of course mate ye want to see me penis" I said smugly. After hearing my conformation Bryall dropped to his knees and stared at his crotch "What have you done you bastard" Bryall said teary eyed with strong hints of guilt and disgust. "Oh i get it mate... You shot one off... to the image of your old pal Charlie! It''s okay man i never meant to catch you in a trap" I said as i cradled Bryall''s head remembering myself asking how could that girl possibly be a boy?!! I know your pain i whispered to myself as i let out a single tear before rubbing Bryall''s head again. "Fuck my life" Bryall said as he wiped his face and got up. "Well lets get that monster then shall we" I said as i pulled out a sword from my pack of newly bought supplies that i got before we left. "Yeah" Bryall said as we continued our path, "You know i actually thought that-" I was saying but was cut off when my hand got lobbed off making me fall to the ground. "Halt you devil" A beautiful blonde haired woman dressed in platinum armor said while she held her sword defensively "With the recent spring of vampire attacks i''ll take you at the stake" The paladin said. "Charlie" Bryall said as he got in front of me and blocked the next attack. i would have helped but i was filled with ecstasy from the pain and unaware of what was happening as my lust rampaged. [POV switch] Bryall "Begone paladin" I said as i kept my back to charlie. "You''re human but if you impede me you will die" The woman said seriously. "I don''t know what you think happened but it didn''t" I said fearfully as i faced a trained killer. "Begone now" The woman said and slashed at me. I barely blocked the attack as the weight of her attacks were tremendous and felt like a sack of limestone. As i sidestepped my hip gave out and the woman used the advantage to slit my wrist, As i lost sense of my right hand i caught my sword with the other hand and blocked her next attack before being kicked. My teeth sank in and i flew two strides before wobbly regaining myself. "Leave my friend alone" I said as i pointed my sword at her. "Back down now you old cot, can''t you tell your prime is long over" The woman said. "58 Is a ripe age you jerk" I said wobbly as blood leaked from every orifice of my body. "Then die" The woman said as she launched at me slicing through my sword cutting my arm half off. I backed off as my chunk of meat arm hung down my side.Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation. "Good now time for the Cretin" The woman said and dashed at Charlie. I felt every nerve in my body go into shock and i ran as fast as i could, I''m not quite sure what came over me, but my life was almost over and there stood a bright friendly kid who lost his way a while ago... although i don''t think it''s his fault i just want what''s best for the kid maybe he just didn''t have a good raising like me, maybe he had no one to turn to and was isolated i don''t know but live strong kid... were the last thoughts processed before cold steel pierced my body. Bryall''s last breaths were done in the kindness of others as it has been for most his life [POV switch] Charlie As i lusted over my arm warm blood spread over me snapping me out of my lust, when i looked up i was mortified. There stand Bryall with a sword through his heart standing over my body. Adrenaline pumped through my cold veins as fear spread through me. "B-Bryall" I said shakily as the woman dropped my friend to the floor. "He''s dead... It''s what he gets for siding with a creature such as yourself" The paladin said as she pulled out a rag to clean her blade. As i crawl to Bryall''s body he lay there beaten... dead words could not escape my mouth only fear and tears. "Now for your end" The woman said and brought her blade down to my neck in a flash. [Scourge of the insane] Giant tentacles of miasma lit the world around me and blocked the paladins attack. "What?" The paladin let out as she tripped over a tentacle. "I''ll fucking kill you" I tried to scream but the words came out as a savage roar. "Begone" the woman said fearfully as she laid on the ground trying to back up. I jumped into the woman letting her blade latch into my flesh. I grabbed hold of her head with my left hand and dug my thumb into her right eye. The paladin resisted but could do naught as her eye was being caved in. "Mom, sis" The girl cried. "Shut up you don''t deserve that right" I screamed and brought my teeth down to her neck sucking her pale. Soon her struggle stopped she lay powerless but alive. "Kill me" The girl cried. "That''s the plan" I screamed with tears down my eyes. "Please spare me" the girl cried. The paladin tried to resist but was stopped when my fist was brought down on her face. "Ugaah" The paladin cried and tried to struggle but was stopped when my hand grew back in a fit of steam and latched onto her cheek digging deep into her skin. "Nooo" The girl screamed fearfully and thrashed about but was stopped when my fist came to her face again breaking her teeth. "Your friend would not want this" The girl said as she choked on her teeth. "SHUT THE BLOODY FUCK UP" i screamed and snapped her neck in a full 180. As i got up and stood over the dead body i felt anger... indescribable anger and stomped her face in; again, and again until what lay before me was a puddle of blood. As i dropped to my knees tears came into my eyes and i sat there staring at the sky, Soon a funny feeling came over me and laughter came out. "AHAHAHAAHAAAAAA" I let out as a stream of tears came out of my eyes contradicting every emotion I''ve ever felt. "Bryall AhahHAAAAAA" I said crying and laughing while blood coated my body and the hot sun glazed my eyes. The long war between Human and Demon The world had always been a dark place and human and monster alike were always hidden, scared, and afraid of the dark. Beings born with no power, nothing to look forward to, no one to help them... this was until at the end of a long blank tunnel when a hope, a light had finally emerged, The will to live, the desire to fight and strive, the desire to flourish had settled onto both entities as they graciously accepted it as allies. When both had rejoiced at their newfound discovery it created a catalyst of power that rested in each being... The soul, The very existence of both''s will to survive, the ability to fight and conquer, Both sides had cheered and loved each other as allies at the push of the darkness that had plagued them so far into a corner. Soon monster and human took each other into embrace creating the various race''s that covered the world. When human and monster had reached new heights they had found a peace that could not be replaced. The peace lasted many a millennium, Peace had sustained until the humans had lost their way and forgot the love each other had. Humans were quick to strike at the monsters with their newfound fear which pushed them on to kill the one''s they once loved. The monster and non-human alike, had become scared as a seed of doubt was pushed onto family, friends, and lovers between the two races that had once loved each other. When the first human killed the first monster a "miracle" happened the humans greed absorbed the soul of those that opposed it, and soon humans had completely taken the soul from those who were not alike them. The monsters had become afraid and scared for their lives developing the will to survive even more which acted as a power source for the humans. Soon the monsters were backed into the very corner that they had pushed the very same darkness they both hated, The darkness beckoned sweet pleasures and words to the monsters, in exchange for their anger and human lives they would gain power. Miasma, Darkness, insanity it goes by many names but it is a primordial evil that takes no sides it only benefits from hosting onto beings that would embrace it for darkness is only alive as long as its user is alive. Nothing is born evil and nothing has to stay evil, soon the darkness had become a hope for monsters and non-humans alike. With the revenge of the monsters 12 leaders had risen with the most human deaths on their hands. The Ancient Demon lords of Dark was a group banded of 12 mysterious and old individuals who had lived through the passage of time and had felt the most fear, the most betrayal, and the most anger at the ones they used to love and look up to.Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel. Soon The 12 demons ruled together and had branded themselves with titles
  • The Demon lord of despair: The grief at the loss of love
  • The Demon lord of Insanity: The crazed feeling at losing everything that the demons had worked for.
  • The Demon lord of Blood: The Blood shed over two loved ones.
  • The Demon Lord of Anguish: The pain felt from the betrayal
  • The Demon Lord of Lust: The Craze to gain what was once lost to the humans
  • The Demon Lord of Love: The unfading will that refused to leave the humans who had once been one even through the very same loved ones rejected them.
  • The Demon lord of Anger: The anger that had developed within the monster who had unjustly been betrayed.
  • The demon lord of Envy: The new feeling that had developed amongst the generous monsters
  • The Demon Lord of Greed: The human like emotion that had now been created in monsters.
  • The Demon Lord of sin: The blame that had been pushed onto monsters who had done no wrong they were branded sinners
  • The Demon Lord of Kindness: The feeling that monsters always had from the beginning,
  • The Demon Lord of RULE/Hate: The strongest Demon Lord who had embraced the Darkness the most, The Demon Lord who hated the most.
The Demon Lord of Hate had begun massacring humans almost religiously, a select few of monsters who had still loved their aggressors banded together and a civil war had broken in between the race with one side branding themselves Demons and the other sticking to Monsters embracing their HATE. The Demon Lord of Kindness, Anguish, Love, Lust, Blood, Insanity, Sin, and finally Despair fought and destroyed the remaining 4 who had slowly become human like in their greed for killing. The remaining Demon Lords had adopted a creed letting in the powerful who represented the trait that they adorned the most become demon lords. The Remaining Demon Lords had brought Kindness onto the humans, even though it was not returned the demons brought peace and tranquility. Once again the humans had felt scared, so they turned to something heinous, A religion made by the humans that helped them through their fear and gave them a pitiful, and sick sense of self-justification amongst killing the innocent who gave them the kindness they didn''t deserve. Now hundred''s of years later a minuscule amount of Ancient Demon Lords remain. Violence had died down between the two, with small skirmishes happening between the church and 8 Demon Lords remaining. [Ch 14][Arc 1] If the world is my enemy so be it Stepping away from the puddle of blood i wipe my tears and calm my laughter. Looking down at Bryall''s body fills me with a sense of anger and sadness. "I''m sorry buddy you wouldn''t have wanted this huh" I say as i pick up his already cold and soaked body. As i walk down the path we took i feel even worse as the thoughts sift through my mind. "I killed someone and liked it? No i really liked it, oh but don''t worry Bryall ill only kill those who deserve it" While i sit in silence i go back to talking to the corpse "To be honest with you, i love this feeling of killing the blood splatters, the misery in their eyes, The screams its all amazing" I keep talking as an eerie smile creeps across my face. "I''ll honor you though i know you were a good person Bryall, but I''m not" As i walk towards the gate we left in the guards spot me and arm themselves. "H-HEY" The guard said as he backed off and tripped over himself. "Fuck off" I said while laughing. "The fucker soiled himself he HEH EHEHEH" I let out as i talk to myself. "You MONSTER" A man yells. "I DIDNT FUCKEN DO THIS IT WAS THEM CHURCH BASTARDS" I scream at the top of my lungs. As i walk to the guild crowds clear and the path clears quickly. Soon church disciples come running by with their swords branded. "H-HEY" A familiar voice comes out from the elite section WHAT HAPPENED" Sarada screams as she pushes out and approaches me. "C-CHARLIE WE TRUSTED YOU" Sarada screamed through a flow of tears. " I DIDNT FUCKING DO THIS, HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND YOU WHORE IT WAS THAT CHURCH GIRL" I scream at Sarada. "Then why are you smiling" Sarada asks as she backs up slowly. "because I KILLED HER, she fucking killed Bryall so i killed her" I say while laughing. "Why are you laughing?" Sarada asks while backing up faster. "Because that was my first time killing someone and it felt amazing" I said while walking closer. "Charlie NO it shouldn''t" Sarada screams. "Yeah well i did and it was fucking amazing I KILLED HER" I say while a flow of teats drip down my face. "Charlie come to the church... well figure this out" Sarada said calmly. "No you bastards killed Bryall you don''t deserve anything... me and Ava are leaving you racist pricks can die" I said coldly. "You''re coming with us you fucking monster" an apprentice screamed as he jumped at me. "Don''t fuck with me you wanker" i say as i catch him by his head and burst the strength in my grip exploding his head leaving chunks covering the floor.This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. Screams come from the crowd as everyone backs off. "HOLY LIGHT" Someone screams as a beam of light strikes me. "Ooh tingles" I say while i beckon towards Ava who was hiding in the crowd. "Yes coming" Ava says cheerily and runs up to me. "Ooh are you keeping the body to eat" Ava says as she goes in for a bite. "Don''t you fucking dare" I say angrily which caught Ava off guard making her fall to her feet in fear. "I''m getting this old motherfucker back in the world of the living.... dead or not" I say as i turn around to which Ava follows suit. "Leave this town foul creature your kind isn''t welcome here" A man adorned in a hat and holy aura says to me. "Fuck off" I say and tear his hand in half from the middle finger with telekinesis. "OOOH POPE" A man screams. "I told you to wear protection against these fowl beasts" the man said. As i walk out the town with Ava by my side i breathe a heavy sigh. [Ch 15][Bonus][Arc 1] The witches are just chillin "Hey auntie" I called to my mentor/mother figure. "Yes Mary" auntie said to me. "Not much but something feels wrong" I said while i cleaned a vile. "Yes there seems to be a disturbance in miasma" Auntie said "Miasma?" I asked. "Yes it''s a building block to us monsters" Auntie said. "Like how?" I asked again. "For some its a source of power, its infinite and intangible to us... we even feared it once" Auntie said longingly. "who''s we?" i insisted. "No one dear" Auntie said as she patted my head. Once i finished cleaning everything out i decided to get some air and go out of the bog. "Auntie I''m going out" i said as i put on a coat. "Ok be careful and watch out for other monsters, oh and don''t forget your emergency broom, wand, signal flare, and reception stone" Auntie said as she loaded me with things. "You worry too much" I said through a smile as auntie ruffled my hair through my witch hat. "Maybe i don''t worry enough" auntie said and put something on my back. "Alright see ya later Auntie" I said and flew off from the bog on my broom. The wind rushed in through my hair and life felt good. After about an about a strong iron smell hit my nose and i could immediately recognize the scent of blood, as i sped towards the scent the only thoughts in my head were to check if someone was hurt. After a minute i spotted a small beautiful girl and a woman following behind her. "Huh for some reason that woman gives me a weird sort of vibe like an older sister type" I thought to myself. As i landed in front of the group i cheerily greeted them but.... The girl carried a corpse and was covered from face to toe in blood with a huge scary smile across her face. I fell over off my broom landing on my but, i tried to back away but when the girl saw me she carefully set down the corpse and approached me. "S-s-s-s-s-tay" I managed as i backed up faster and faster. The girl reached me and bent over on a knee and gave me a bigger smile. "Hello luv you wouldn''t appen to be lost now would you" the girl said in a weird dialect and male voice, the only thing worse was that smile remained across her? or his face. Tears started dwelling in my eyes and i threw dust up at her face. "Gah you bugger" The girl said and backed up before coming back to me. "You alright you seem to be off yer knockers?" The girl said. "Yaaaaah" I screamed and tried to run off but was stopped. "Oi you alright?" the girl said and grabbed my arm. the cold feeling of blood spread across my arms. "NOOOOOO" I screamed and just then a flash of light blew up from my back.Love this novel? Read it on Royal Road to ensure the author gets credit. "Fuck off" Auntie yelled and drop kicked the girl 30 feet away sending her body rag dolling. "Oh you bitch" The girl said while she got up. "BEAM" Auntie yelled thrusting out her wand and a giant stream of light blew a hole through the girls body leaving nothing but her severed head on the ground. "Charlie" The big sis screamed and ran to the head. "Lets get out of here sweetie she won''t bother you anymore" Auntie said. "A-Auntie you killed her" I said and backed off. "I did what i had to Mary" Auntie said and brushed my cheek gently. Auntie picked me up and put her on her broom. "Actually i''m a "he" matey" The deceased voice rang out. "Huh" i let out as a drip of sweat dripped down my head. "I said I''m a dude" The boy said as he stood in front of us with his hands on his hips and his junk out in the open. I felt compelled to look as i had never seen anything like it. "Look away" Auntie said quickly and covered my eyes. "Have you no shame you pervert" Auntie said and readied herself. "Listen ere you old cow you''re the one that blew me clothes and i would very not much mind if you blew me" The boy said. "What are you?" Auntie said. "I''m FUCKING CHAOS" The boy screamed then broke off into maniacal laughter.
Gastic [Ch 16][Arc 1] What do you take me for "Actually I''m a man" I said as i stood naked. "Pervert" The lady said. "Listen here you old cow you''re the one who bloody blew off my clothes" I screamed in retaliation. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING AND OLD COW, AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU" The lady screamed back. "I''m CHAOS" I screamed and broke off into laughter. The lady backed off with her Niece? or daughter i don''t know. "Na i''m just pulling your chain mate" I said with a laugh. "What''s up with the corpse" The lady asked... "It''s a long story" Ava said as she drooped over my shoulder as her worry dissipated. "Did you kill it" The lady asked. "No he was killed by a holy knight when we was strolling around looking for monsters" I said. "Why would a holy knight attack humans. "Well that''s the thing luv I''m not a human" I said as i showed my fangs. "Vampire do you work for that bitch Gwyndolin?" The lady asked. "Oh that crazy chick no I''m just on a journey to revive my friend here" I said honestly. "Oh then do you know who i am" The lady asked. "Not a clue luv" I said while i stretched. "Good now put on some clothes by the way I''m Magra" Magra said as she tried to cover the young girls curious eyes. "By the way why did you have such a creepy smile" Magra asked. "i don''t know" I said solemnly. "Ok just come with me ill see if i could help with your friend... AFTER ALL I''M THE DEMON LORD OF LOVE" Magra said softly and then yelled in pride. "Off our rocker now aren''t we" I said pitifully. "Shut up" Magra said and tossed me a broom. "The fuck you want me to do with this?" I asked. "Fly" Magra said. "OOH lemme try" Ava said and hopped on before spinning and ending upside down. "Cool" Ava said and floated into the air. "Hey who''s the girl following you? Your big sis" The girl said while she tried to pry Magra''s hands from her eyes. "This is my daughter of sorts Mary" Magra said before throwing me a cloak. "Alright then" i said and hopped onto the broom with Ava. "Off we go" Ava said and then flew straight into a tree.You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author. "Are you stupid" Magra said. "No I''ve just never flew one" Ava said sadly. "Whatever lets go" Magra said and flew off as we slowly followed on a broom. "So this is cool" Ava said. "i guess" I said as i pushed Bryall''s head off my shoulder. Soon we arrived at a forest of sorts with plenty of bogs and swampy areas. "Who knew a witch would live in a swamp" I said. "I know right that''s the last place you''d expect them" Mary said. "Yeah" I said as i started to doubt the common sense of this world. "Witches don''t belong in swamps whatever man this whole world is bloody wack" I saltily thought to myself. "Here we are" Magra said as she descended onto a little house. [Ch 17][Arc 1] The birds and the bees? As we landed down on the small house in the swampland a glimmer came about and soon dissolved revealing a much larger house that seemed luxurious. "Nice crib mate" I said as i marveled at the sight. "Yeah i made it myself" Magra said with pride. "Yeah Auntie''s the coolest" Mary said with a smile. "Quick question how old are you kid?" I asked seeming very confused at her childish acts and exploration for sexual curiosity. "I''m 16, so I''m an adult" Mary said as she patted her moderately sized chest. "Alright kiddo just because this world has no standards doesn''t mean i don''t... adult my ass" I said as i facepalmed. "Yeah whatever just go take a bath you smell like a dead bod- i''m sorry" Magra said as she took Bryall''s body for preservation. I had Mary guide me to the bath which wasn''t a bath at all it was a hot spring. "Now this will be exquisite" I said mocking a saying my bitch of a dad used to say when he ate mum''s food. As i disrobed and dipped into the hot springs an orgasmic feeling came over me and the energy left my legs."Shit they don''t have these in London" I mumbled to myself... time passed by quickly and soon i heard strange panting. "What in the queens name is appening" I mumbled to myself and jolted when i heard Ava. "Why are you peeking" Ava said and pulled Mary inside the hot springs. "Oi how''s it going Ava" I said and then fell in abrupt silence when i saw Ava carrying Mary by the scuff of her shirt with her pants down and soaked hands. "OIII" I said as i cringed. Mary''s face was flushed and there was visible fear on her face, i facepalmed and told Ava to bring her to me. "I-its not what it looks like" Mary said as fear was visible on her face. "Alright kid you give me no choice" I said as i stood up.A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. "Okay so when a mama bat and a daddy bat love each other very much they get together and--" I explained but was cut off by Mary''s straddling and screaming. "NOO STOP THAT''S GROSS... MY PURITY" Mary screamed and lashed about as Ava held her down. "No no luv its natural and pushing these desires away will only hurt you" i said calmly as i gently patted Mary''s head trying to calm her down. "I''m sorry ok, i admit it... i was touching my no no square because it felt good" Mary said through tears. "You''re fucking what now mate? How sexually inexperienced and ignorant are you" I said as i scratched my head. "A-Auntie never taught me anything" Mary said as she curled up and calmed down. "WHO"S NO NO SQUARE" Magra said as she busted inside with a giant wand in hand. "YOU NEED TO TEACH YOUR CHILD ABOUT SEX YOU FUCKING TWAT" I screamed. "No i don''t, she doesn''t even know what that is" Magra said as she arrogantly puffed out her chest. "No she was pleasuring herself as she was watching me bathe" I said while i held the bridge of my nose with my fingers. A horrified look came across Magra''s face as she looked at Mary while she blushed and hid her face, with the newfound confirmation Magra fell to her knees. "I''m sorry "Charlie" was it but right now i need you out of the hot springs to talk with Mary" Magra said. "Kiss my red and blue arse i ain''t getting out for shit" I retorted before i realized i was sitting in our a guest bedroom fully clothed. "YOU BITCH" I screamed as the cold and unforgiving world expanded upon me. As i looked at my body my skin sagged. "Fuck i look like my Nan''s fanny" I said just before steam came out of my body and enveloped me bringing back my lustrous skin and undamaged hair. "What the bloody fuck happened" Ava said as she tried impersonating me with a smile. "Nothing now come here" I said as i jumped onto Ava declothing her. [Ch 18][Arc 1] With the right ingredients i am basically a god As me and Ava sat at a dinner table Magra explained in perfect detail how to revive Bryall. "So what you''re telling me is i need 100 wills? what in the hell is that anyways" I said confused. "Well it''s too long to explain but when a human dies their will is left over, and all you have to do is extract that will and repair the body but if their will is missing unlike your friend then its an additional 1000 wills" Magra explained. "So just kill people and take their will?" I asked. "Yeah but killing people isn''t right" Mary butt in. "Hey Magra watch Ava for me" I said as i got up from the table. "don''t worry mate ill be back soon" i said and transformed into my bat form blasting through the window. "GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND FIX THIS" Magra screamed through the sound of shattered glass. So you may be wondering what the fuck is going on and ill explain soon as we came to Magra''s place a bunch of shit came up horny teenager''s revival of the dead and a bunch of shit, Luckily for me I''ve been practicing the things i can do, oh also magic. Now the question stands who the fuck am i talking to and the answer is shut your fucking mouth pal. The feeling of flight was so invigorating considering i spent the first bit of my life as a bat and missed the feeling of flight although flying through magic is plausible i like the natural approach. After an hour of flying i came across a rather large town, although i was gonna land there i saw a peculiar sight it was some dude fighting a huge ogre with a girl with fox ears and a collar around her neck. "Forgot i was in a fantasy world" I said as i hovered above the fight. The man seemed scared and the fox girl more so. "Ferrell fight him while i escape" The man said and ran, Although the fox girl tried to follow suit she was shocked and fell to her knees. "No Don''t leave me" The girl screamed.Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. As i saw this as an opportunity to get wills i transformed back into my vampire form landing on the man and tearing his long esophagus out his neck. The Ogre stopped in its tracks at the sight of me and backed away. "Get out of here and ill let you live" I said to the large Ogre who had already turned suit and ran. I dug my hand deep and deeper into the deceased man''s gut which felt endless and grasped my hands around something cold and hot at the same time, I yanked the will out and turned to the fox girl whose collar had already disappeared, I gave the girl an eerie smile and turned back to the town. "Wait" The fox girl said. "Ya need something luv" I said as i turned around. "Thank you miss" The fox girl said and bowed. "The fuck you call me kid I''m a man" I said angrily. "I may be naive but I''m not stupid" The fox girl said. "How fucking old are you kid" I said. "sixteen" The fox girl said as she examined me. "Good enough" I said and dropped my pants flashing the fox girl who recoiled backwards. "AAH my eyes" She cried. with that I turned around and walked towards the town.