《Runnning Vermin》 Chapter 1 MC POV: Truuuuuckkkkk-kuuuun!!!! Those were my last words. Empty space welcomed me. Aren''t I dead. Why can I still think. . .. A light shines on me. Blinding me for a second. "Kyaaa. Vermin!!!" Goddess-chan Ahhhhh. WTF "Noooo, Nooooo, Godddeeeeesss-chan why are you hitting me..... Ahhhhhh!!!" I start running around the blindingly white bright room. Fu*k who made this thing I can barely see. "Kyaaaa!!!! Die vermin!!!" Goddess-chan . .. . *cry* *cry* "Vermin.... Kyaaaa... Kyaaaa!!!!" Goddess-chan is chasing me...... Truck-kun. .. . you were too unkind. Couldn''t you send me to a loving Goddess. Suddenly I spot a hole. I run at it with all my speedy speed and jump in. *Whaack* I hear the goddess smash in the wall behind me and let out a snicker. "Haaaahahaa. Take tha goddess. Yesss. I liveeeee!!!" thought I do feel a bit bad about Goddess-chan....You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story. "Shouldn''t I receive some blessings.... hmmmmm....well being chased off by a goddess screaming at me is better than nothing" I look around I''m running in a long dark tunnel made out of god stone. Yup. God stone. *System Initialized* Congratulations User. You have 1 New Achivement. Achivement: Running Away from Goddess Rewards: +10 To Running Speed(Hidden) *Stats HP: 1/1 SP: 3/3 MP: 1/1 Str: 1 End: 1 Agi: 1 Wis: 1 Skills: (Godly)Make Hole Description: Make a hole to escape. Well this makes thing interesting. I got a skilll.. makes me not useless. ...a skill to make a hole. Explains how I escaped... now that I say it. I''m running on all four. I can''t see my reflection... but I got a bad feeling about this. Either way. Let us conquer THE WORLD!!!!! Like any other reincarnation hero. Let''s save the princess from the demon king and save the world. Then it will belong to us. no... to me. *Congratulations, Agility +1* Well all this running is good for something. Wonder if I''d ever be able to see that Speed Stat. I see a light at the end of the tunnel. GODDESS POV: Heeeerooo Summon. I cast the final silaby of the spell. Trying to summon a brave soul from another world to save us. I can see it. The brave hero''s soul traversing the void. Coming to our resque. This is so exciting. The mana in my field starts to shift and tear a hole in to the void and came in... came in... the....the ...? rat??? "Kyaaaa. Vermin... Kyaaa!!!!" I start screaming. Ahhh a rat. Damnnn. Did the spell fail.... Whyyyyy... God Whyyy??? "Kyaaaaa" Ahhh it''s coming closer. Quick I grab something and start throwing it at the thing. "Vermin... Kyaaaaa!!!" It''s frightened. Goood. I can chase it away. Why did this happen to me. This should''ve been the brave hero summoning... "Vermin.... Kyaaaaa.... Die!!!" I continue chasing the rat.... "Die!!!" suddenly a hole opens in front of the rat.... "ahhhhh" *Whack* "Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch" *Hick* *Hick* "I was just about to catch it as well.... Where did this hole come from.... How can there even be a hole here???" Chapter 2 I jump out of the hole! "Ahhhh... Freedom ^.^ The smell of fresh morning air. The shine in the sky. Finally an escape from all that miserable tunnel running..." I look around and find myself surrounded by big tree trees. I look at the nearest one and go next to it to perform the sacred ritual of self relief and marking my terretory as an Apex Predator. Yesss, you all scummy bunnies and slime balls and dragons... And Demon king. you especially. I''ll come for you all!!! after I finish marking my territory. I dare you to come in my territory. My territory is sacred. I will mark the whole world and banish you out of my territory. Yesss. " Gods above!!!! I swear I will mark this whole world and banish the demon king out of my territory. Muhhahahah!!!! " Suddenly thunder gathered in the sky. The clear blue sky darkening and lightning crackled menacingly...This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report. ''Ohhh crap....'' *System Notification* *Host has sworn an oath to the gods upon his soul. Host will need to fullfil this oath or his soul will be erased from existance* *Congratulations Host. By making an oath that the Gods found pleasing they have blessed you with an unique skill to help you accomplish your oath. " *New Skill* (Unique)Unlimited Bladder You will never run out of pee. '' You gotta be kidding me.... You guys up there eavesdropping on me or something. You. you.... you!!! Perverts. Looking at me marking my territory. Shamelesss!!!!'' ''I hope it wasn''t goddess-chan looking.....'' I have no shame. No...no.no I am an apex predator. I have pride. Look at my excellence! The grass rustless in silence... Well.... they also don''t have any idea of humor. What the heck do I do with this broken skilll..... Do I really need to. Like go all around the world..... and do that... I mean that... You know this is just the woods. I had no choice. That tunnel was really long. Really. Really long!! I am surrounded by trees... Suddenly a demonic creature jump out from the ground underneath. *Worm Level 0 HP 0.01/0.01 Face my wrath!!! Invaders!! I can''t defend my kingdom by myself. I will need allies. I look around. It''s just a forest. Empty with nothing in sight... I look at the tree I marked a moment ago... "You there. Tree. Congratulations. From now on you''re my ally and the guardian of my territory here. I''ll name you George! " The wind rustless it''s leaves and nothing happens... I really thought I had magic running through my veins with all that auth thing.. I go off randomly earching for water. Or something that isn''t a tree. Such a nice day.