《A Crocodilia's evolution》


 The big ones arrival and death by prehistoric survivor

    Usually when a man dies he thinks about all the things he''s losing in the process like say for example a family a lover or even a pet, but not me what I''m thinking about is skinning the giant crocodile tearing apart my fucking cruise ship and eating most of my guest in the process, the fat son of a bitch is trying to tip over my damn ship by using its body mass to push down the lower deck forcing the ship upward with me barley holding on with my near bodybuilder sized arms for once coming in handy in this situation.


    "you ugly son of a bitch you already ate like 50 people why are you still hungry" he said for once regreting not bringing his machete, but NO she said that nothing''s gonna happen your not even gonna need it and people are gonna think your overcompensating for something, I mean you look like a bodybuilder.


    Now that THAT right there wounded his pride, and so he decided to go without bringing his machete and look where that got him barley hanging onto a sinking cruise ship with a giant crocodile''s blackhole of a mouth facing him and the worst part is, he didn''t even get to have sex on his brand new cruise ship before dying.


    "fuck you, you cockblocking lizard" he yelled as the railing he was holding onto snapped and he fell towards its open maw and with a loudSnap he was crushed by its near prehistoric bite force and eaten like a minature candy bar.Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation.


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    After that it was only darkness and for a while it was like that just complete darkness with no end in sight and to be honest it gave him some time to think about some of the choices he''s made in life and some of them he truly regreted others not so much.


    But looking back he felt like his life was just one big circle of him doing the same thing over and over again with no end in sight with the same job the same women the same friends and the same life it was just so boring nothing exciting ever happened, his life was just boring and as much as he hated to admit it his life was just....average.


    With the exemption of course being the giant crocodile that swallowed him whole but at least it was an exciting ending.


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    <td style="width: 100%">"Ping" you died would you like to restart your playthrough or randomly select a different race with zero compatibility with your current racial traits.</td>


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    <td style="width: 100%">(Restart) Y/N</td>


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    <td style="width: 100%">(Wipe current character sheet) Y/N</td>


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    Completly ignoring the blue box in front of him he brushed it away unintentionally selecting the wipe button and causing his once 6''7 tall person to shrink down and and take the size of a cramped up egg and dissapear into blue sparks of light.


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    After this the darkness came again only this time he felt trapped like he was crushed inside a ball without any way out and unlike before he felt his arms and legs were not how they were supposed to be and his mouth was definatly longer and wider then it should

 The starting point of all great apex predators

    For months it was like this, him just sitting in a cramped up egg with nothing but darkness around him, but with it came the boon of growing larger and larger as time went by.


    And although not understanding what the hell is going on, he decided to just wait this out, maybe god had decided that other people were far more important then him and he was just waiting for other people in a similar situation to himself to be sent to heaven.


    But after months or maybe a year of waiting he couldn''t take it anymore all this waiting was ridiculous and stupid why should he have to wait for people who likely got ran over by a car when he was eaten alive by a prehistoric crocodile.


    That''s way more tragic then someone being a retard and running in the street, why should he have to wait, screw this I''m getting out of this tiny ass ball.


    With his already straining head against the egg, it was quite easy for him to simply shove his head through the now extremely soft egg.


    After this he was expecting to see darkness again, but what he saw was dirt covered empty egg shells with the owners of said egg shells likely long gone by now.


    "Are you fucking kidding me, they didn''t even build me a grave they just put me in some random reptiles nest and left my dead corpse to be eaten by these little shits" he said angrily thinking he was just a soul that came out of its dead body.


    After this he decided to try and ascend to heaven by thinking of floating, but after a few minutes of trying this and it not working he decided to just try and dig his way out.


    Not expecting for it to work seeing as how ghost''s can''t physically touch anything he was surprised when he put his hands on the dirt, but with it came the most horrifying realization as he looked at his hands or should he say claws considering they looked and definitely were as sharp as claws seeing them dig into the dirt easily.Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.


    "you have got to be fucking with me now I understand why I felt weird you bastard god you turned me into a fuckin, lizard!" he yelled angrily yelled at nothing.


    Of all things why turn him into a lizard what''s the point of even doing that, I mean I get it your all powerful but you don''t have to be a dick about it.


    Everything about this situation pissed him off and the fact that he couldn''t do a damn thing about it only added fuel to the fire.


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    "Ping!" congratulations on achieving the maximum level of growth for the hatchling stage of your current life cycle.


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    Passive skill earned!


    "Monsterous size" throughout your endless life cycle you will grow 50% bigger for each living being you kill larger prey equal''s larger size


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    Passive skill earned!


    "Boss Crocodilian" you leak an aura of pure savage rage wherever you walk making any living being passing by shake with fear (does not work on larger prey or predators)


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    Passive skill earned!


    "Ancient DNA" Someone has tampered with the very laws of nature and forced an evolution in modern day animals just like you making the possibilty of predatory and herbivorous creature''s such as yourself too transforming into they''re ancient more primal ancestors all the more likely (this has only happened for the current generation of animals that were born in the past year so you have much more time to grow and evolve)


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    As he read this he couldn''t stop himself from freezing on the words ''BossCrocodilian''so you turned me into the very thing that killed me huh god and wait are you telling me that the giant prehistoric looking crocodile that killed me wasn''t even a prehistoric crocodile and that I can get even bigger then that fat piece of shit.


    Oh hell yeah it''s time to get me some good old fashion revenge but first lets see what my new ''family'' looks like ????