《One punch man (My style version)》 Chapter 0 ''''Ah, Geno''s, would you mind doing something for me.'''' Said Saitama. ''''What''s wrong sensei, do you need something.'''' Said Genos. ''''I want to spend time alone, just stop bothering my life.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Oh, what is so sudden.'''' Said Genos. ''''I don''t need you anymore.'''' Said Saitama as Genos froze. ''''Master doesn''t want me anymore, no that can''t be.'''' Said Saitama. ''''I know it is hard for you, but I''ll repay the money back.'''' Said Saitama. ''''No-no sensei it is not that it''s just so odd, but.'''' Said Genos as he was interrupted. ''''Sorry Genos.'''' Said Saitama pushing Genos out with his clothes without crying.If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it. ''''Master, no could it be he''s grown to be a man.'''' Said Genos. ''''I need, a gap in my life where I can enjoy it with someone, other than a robot.'''' Said Saitama awkwardly. ''''No matter what Sensei, I''ll always support your demands.'''' Said Genos heading off with a box he was holding full of his cloth. After awkwardly in the cold breeze walking to Dr.Kuseno home where there was a lab underground. Ding dong. ''''OH, it is non-other than you Genos, what might''ve happened.'''' Said DR.Kuseno. ''''Sensei Saitama has moved on.'''' Said Genos. ''''I''d never thought this day come.'''' Said Dr.Kuseno. ''''Is something the matter, I can move if you want me to.'''' Said Genos. ''''No, my dear grandson.'''' Shouted Dr.Kuseno. ''''Grandpa.'''' Said Genos. ''''Stop blushing me.'''' Said Dr.Kuseno. Entering the cozy home, Dr.Kuseno got some chocolate from his kitchen bringing it down to the tables. ''''There have to be more reasons, no way Sensei could ever do that, or not because I''ve been always boring him?.'''' Said Genos crying in disbelief. [Meanwhile back to Saitama] ''''Here''s the two girls I''ll have to try, even if I''m on my knees.'''' Said Saitama looking at his phone trying to call the Hero Asoctiaon. Counting down 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Saitama getting a little nervous, due to his last request getting a girlfriend in high school at age 17. Their Saitama going back and forth, he tucks his thumbs in his hands. Chapter 1 Dialing the Hero Association number Saitama, boiled some hot water. Adding hot chocolate powder to his cup he waited for the water to boil. ''''Hello, this is Beard man calling for Hero Association.'''' Said Bearded Man. ''''This is Saitama from Class B.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Oh Saitama, what could you be calling the Hero Association for, may I ask.'''' Said Beard Man. ''''Oh, would you be kind enough to tell me, the whereabouts of Fubuki number.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Sure not a problem, but could you tell me why.'''' Said Beard Man. ''''Yeah, it has to do between our plans.'''' Said Saitama. ''''What plans.'''' Said Beard man. ''''Amergancy''s.'''' Said Saitama as he burned his hand a little. ''''Are you under attack? by any chance.'''' Said Beard Man. ''''No that''s not it, it''s for personal reasons only.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Oh my bad, my mistake.'''' Said Beard Man. ''''Nevermind that, could you tell me her number.'''' Said Saitama. ''''It''s 44X-221-011.'''' Said Beard Man.Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. ''''Thanks, a lot.'''' Said Saitama. ''''No problem.'''' Said Beard Man. After drinking a sip of his hot chocolate, he looked at his phone and started dialing. ''''This should be right 44X-221-011.'''' Said Saitama Clicking the call button. Drinking his hot cocoa, he waited patiently for a response. ''''Hello, this Fubuki on the line.'''' Said Fubuki drinking her milkshake. ''''Hey this is Saitama.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Whats-up?.'''' Said Fubuki. ''''Could I visit you today.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Sure, nothings on my schedule.'''' Said Fubuki as her eyes shined, imagining things. ''''Ah, were are you by any chance.'''' Said Saitama. ''''By McDonald''s, in the city over yours, in 48 Kaza street.'''' Said Fubuki. ''''Ah thanks, I''ll meet you there.'''' Said Saitama hanging up. ''''What could he be up to.'''' Said Fubuki. Heading out to with his usual shorts and, jackets on. Saitama Heading out the building towards the train station, heading towards the nearest train station. When at the station Saitama sighed. Going on the train. Waiting for the train to head to the city he was heading to. After minutes of waiting, Saitama got off the train that led to the next city weir Fubuki was. When walking towards the streets were Fubuki was, he could see Fubuki dressed up like it was summer. When walking towards the seat where it was in front of Fubuki was, Fubuki looking at her phone, asked why Saitama was here. ''''Hey Fubuki.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Yeah.'''' Said Fubuki. ''''Look we need to talk.'''' Said Saitama holding Fubuki''s hands. ''''Uh, what are you doing.'''' Said Fubuki looking straight at Saitama''s face. ''''Do you.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Huh, do you want to create a group.'''' Said Fubuki as Saitama turned his head signaling no. ''''Do you want to go out?.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Say what again.'''' Said Fubuki spiting her milkshake out of her mouth dramatically. ''''Do you want to go out.'''' Said Saitama. With a minute of silence, passing by Fubuki turned her hat down on her face. ''''Sorry, but only if.'''' Said Fubuki. ''''What do you want.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Only if you join my group.'''' Said Fubuki. ''''Well, that sums up our conversation.'''' Said Saitama Leaving. ''''Wait noo.'''' Shouted Fubuki Dramaticly crying. ''''Well that''s what I expected, she''s only sticking with me to use me.'''' Said Saitama walking away. Chapter 2 After Walking away for an hour off to nowhere, Saitama looked down. Saitama wasn''t sad, because he left Fubuki. Saitama was sad because he never felt joy with anyone but a robot. Growing up, Saitama would constantly be laughed at for being scrawny and weak. But know wasn''t the time to go back to the old days of being a kid. Pulling out his phone, he stared up at the clouds. ''''I guess, my other option is Tatsumaki.'''' Said Saitama Dialing the Hero Association. ''''Hello, this is the Beard Man calling for the Hero Association.'''' Said Beard Man. ''''This is Saitama again, would you mind telling me where Tatsumaki is.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Sure she is in the Nguema region, may I ask you why.'''' Said Saitama hanging up. In the jumping position, Saitama faced where the Nguema region was at. In an instant, Saitama leaped in the speed of light. Leaving a big broken street gap.Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel. Leaping through the roofs of the houses, Saitama smiled. Not in a coward smile, but a happy one. [Mean while at Tatsumaki side] ''''So you''re the rumored god.'''' Said Tatsumaki. ''''And might you be a child? the ones that are about to be killed.'''' Said, God. ''''Blah, blah save the introductions for next time.'''' Said Tatsumaki cowardly interrupting God''s speech. ''''You insolence, die.'''' Said God showing his fingers towards Tatsumaki with all of his ten fingers. ''''Not a chance, huh.'''' Said Tatsumak as she was unable to use her powers to attack the rumored god. ''''Haha, you can not fight me with anger child, only happiness.'''' Said, God. ''''Damn, you.'''' Said Tatsumaki as she was grabbed by the air. Pulling Tatsumaki closer to his face God opens his mouth which spread till his back, not even cracking his neck. [Back to Saitama] ''''Sorry, I was late.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Who are you.'''' Said, God. ''''I''m just a hero for fun.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Foolish.'''' Said God using his other arm to capture Saitama. ''''Sorry, huge mouth thing.'''' Said Saitama. Clinching his fist, Saitama did the normal one punch move with the expressionless face. ''''Hm.'''' Sighed Tatsumaki as she turned around ready to leave. ''''Wait.'''' Said Saitama. In an instant, Saitama turned Tatsumaki around kissing her in the mouth. As Tatsumaki blushed she began moving her lips around with Saitama lips, pushing around with germs. As green light appeared around Saitama''s eyes falling down, as he was kneeling down before kissing Tatsumaki. With a single push Tatsumaki, blushing and tearing a little bit left flying away. Sitting back up, holding his knee Saitama looked up to Tatsumaki. After seconds of time passing by, a building abandoned fell over Saitama. ''''Hey.'''' Said Saitama. Minutes of time passing by, Saitama getting the courage to walk on without guilt, stood up pushing the building like a toy away. Passing by, Fubuki saw Saitama holding up a piece of a fallen down building like a toy, hid by another building. Fubuki watching, Saitama walk away slapped herself in the head. For forgetting about the camera. Chapter 3 ''''What did I do, was that even illegal.'''' Said Saitama sitting on his couch watching a blank tv. ''''I can''t just, be going off like that.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Im, a hero not a villian.'''' Said Saitama. ''''What should I do, in public.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Just imagine the looks on other people''s faces, Im\ so embarrassed.'''' Said Saitama. Ding dong. ''''....He...ll..o.'''' Said Saitama rushing towards the front door. ''''Could it be, Fubuki is planning to be slapping me.'''' Said Saitama. Opening the door, he saw nonother than, Fubuki with her guards. ''''Saitama.'''' Said Fubuki pushing Saitama back to his home as she closed the door from behind her. ''''Look, I know what went down and I''m.'''' Said Saitama as he was interrupted. ''''If I can''t force you, I can seduce you.'''' Said Fubuki as she stripped naked. ''''Look, calm down.'''' Said Saitama stepping backward. ''''Come here.'''' Said Fubuki as she jumped on Saitama, making him fall with her. ''''Listen.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Stop talking and let me have that.'''' Said Fubuki pulling Saitama pants. ''''Lady Fubuki is everything alright.'''' Said, Bodyguards. '''' If you insist.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Let''s see whats, down here, woah this one is about 7 inches.'''' Said Fubuki sizing Saitama boner with her arms.Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon. When the breast of Fubuki landed on Saitama''s chest, the two started kissing. In the worst position, Saitama stood up shoving Fubuki to the door. Holding both of her legs up, the scenes of P****h****y. Shoving it in and out the door from the outside review had been shaking. ''''Lady Fubuki, are you alright.'''' Said Bodyguard. Putting Fubuki down, as she blushed in pleasure. Saitama turns around Fubuki, as they had intercourse, like a doggy style. Kissing Fubuki, Saitama went on the top. An*l. Moaning in pleasure, Fubuki nearly passing out stook her tounges out in pleasure. Then being forced, to kiss Saitama, she blushed all over her face. ''''Lady Fubuki what''s going on.'''' Said Fubuki Bodyguards. Know it was all up to a head job left. An hour went past and the Bodyguards finally, broke into the apartment. Going to the bedroom, the bodyguards in groups kick open the door. In the surprise moment, they saw Saitama hugging Fubuki while they were both naked under his bed and, blanket. ''''You filthy beast.'''' Shouted the male bodyguards. ''''No, leave him be he''s mine know.'''' Said Fubuki blushing in all red as she covered herself with the Saitama blanket. ''''She was nice, but what about your sister Fubuki?.'''' Said Saitama. ''''She won''t care.'''' Said Fubuki. ''''That''s the thing before you seduced me.'''' Said Saitama. ''''S-seduce what is the meaning of this.'''' Said Fubuki bodyguards. ''''Quiet out down, but what did you say problem.'''' Said Saitama. ''''After 2 whole hours of you Seducing me, you never got time for me to finish what I was about to say.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Is there a relationship between the two of you.'''' Said Fubuki as the bodyguards blushed. ''''Yeah, there is that''s the thing.'''' Said Saitama. ''''You bastard, just let me take a shower and leave already.'''' Said Fubuki. When ordering her body half of her bodyguards to get her clothes for her, she headed back to the bathroom. Meanwhile in the bathroom, the other half of the bodyguards, staired down at Saitama. Punching all of them out of the way, Saitama headed to the bathroom. They''re he headed towards his new bathroom, where he could stand and take a shower. Going behind Fubuki, he wrapped his arms around Fubuki''s chest. ''''Get of me.'''' Said Fubuki. ''''Yeah, no.'''' Said Saitama putting his face on Fubuki''s hair. ''''Look, I can use whenever I want to know right?.'''' Said Fubuki. ''''Yes I guess so.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Would you do me a favor.'''' Said Fubuki. ''''Yeah.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Would you get King to come to join our group.'''' Said Fubuki. ''''Yeah I can, but he''s not the guy who enjoys their time being wasted.'''' Said Saitama. ''''What do you mean wasted.'''' Said Fubuki. ''''Didn''t you see the day, I stopped the ninja dude, I''m just too strong.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Yeah-yeah, just give me a kiss sweaty, or should I call a two-timer.'''' Said Fubuki smiling. Chapter 4 ''''Well, she left.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Wonder what''s just going to happen.'''' Said Saitama. ''''What a weird day.'''' Said Saitama. ''''First, I have Tatsumaki, know that I slept with Fubuki, what should I do.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Probably should ask Genos for help, gotta be honest he''s a robot too.'''' Said Saitama. Dialing Geno''s phone number, within the 2 seconds of waiting Genos picked up. ''''Sensei, what can I do for you.'''' Said Genos hopping away from a monster. ''''Sounds like your fighting.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Sir, I''m seen to be having trouble fighting this god monster thing, rumored monster.'''' Said Genos. ''''Oh didn''t I kill one of those things already.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Master Saitama you appear to be calm as usual, but these monsters are tough for us heroes too.'''' Said, Genos. ''''Are they spreading every where by any chance.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Yes, matter effect, yesterday they spread every city in the world.'''' Said Genos. ''''Maybe it''s boss was defeated.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Yes, but perhaps did you defeat the boss.'''' Said Genos. ''''I think I did, but it didn''t faze me.'''' Said Saitama. ''''I will be heading to your place, though I try to kill this monster I can''t really do much but fight it barehanded because those who rest in their homes are in the way.'''' Said Genos. ''''Alright sounds fine to me.'''' Said Saitama laying back down on his bed he bought. ''''Rumors, God, a boss could I finally find something fun in my life to do.'''' Said Saitama. ''''No-no, I still have to deal with those two.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Right now I''ll have to be watching the tv, for news.'''' Said Saitama.A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. Going to the living room, Saitama turned on his tv. [News] ''''New''s reporting about this on-going monster creature, called Gods.'''' ''''It seems like theirs more than one, theirs two S-class heroes that are struggling to deal with these so-called God monsters.'''' ''''Child emperor, and Tatsumaki, yes the tornado girl.'''' ''''So, far Scientist, has found out about these monsters.'''' ''''They WHAT, don''t appear from this planet.'''' ''''They''ve shown a message.'''' ''''Scientists have appeared that they see two powerful humans.'''' ''''Know after two hours of that, we have discovered what their planet looks like.'''' ''''It''s all white and purple.'''' ''''Could it be another, alien-like the last time we encountered creatures with the humongous ship.'''' ''''No Mr.Akwashi, it seems they flew here!.'''' [Back to Saitama] ''''Well, it''s my time to shine, although its already an afternoon, I can still find those creatures.'''' Said Saitama. Placing his remote on the couch as he closed the screen. Putting on his sandals, Saitama headed out. Walking through another direction, ware Saitama usually never headed out. He ventured to the dark void. Walking towards a light, he thought it was a monster, as the day was an afternoon. Turns out it was just a teenager holding up his flashlight, wandering around. ''''Who are you kid?.'''' Said Saitama. ''''I''m Koshi-Sama, age 17, and I want to be strong.'''' Said Koshi. ''''Koshi, you wanna come to walk with me, and talk a little bit.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Sure, what is it.'''' Said Koshi walking along. ''''So you want to become strong.'''' Said Saitama as held Koshi Shoulders. ''''What are you doing.'''' Said Koshi. ''''Get ready to listen.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Ok.'''' Said Koshi. ''''Do a five hundred push up''s every day much easier.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Are you going Senile.'''' Said Koshi. ''''Absolutely not Koshi.'''' Said Saitama. ''''So where are you heading.'''' Said Koshi. ''''Oh I''m bored, so I''m just going to fight those god things.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Are you sure you''re not going senile by any chance.'''' Said Koshi. ''''Listen, kid, how many times do I need to repeat myself, I''m not crazy.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Fine.'''' Sighed Koshi. ''''So kid, are you in any relationship.'''' Said Saitama. ''''No-uh, I''m a loner.'''' Said Koshi. ''''And do you have any friends.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Why are you asking me this.'''' Said Koshi. ''''Just answer.'''' Sait Saitama. ''''No.'''' Said Koshi. ''''So how about me huh?.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Although you''re a stranger who''s probably going to rob me, it wouldn''t matter right.'''' Said Koshi. ''''So you want to come over my place.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Sure, your not dangerous.'''' Said Koshi. ''''climb on my back.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Well, this isn''t the strangest thing I''ve seen.'''' Said Koshi as he climbed back at Saitama back. ''''This kid, maybe his personality can bring my past back with memories.'''' Said Saitama as he leaped through the top of the building. Leaping through, the buildings. They''re by Saitama door front Genos was standing. ''''Welcome back Genos.'''' Said Saitama as Koshi''s mouth widened in shock. ''''Y-you know the demon cyborg.'''' Said Koshi as he yelled. ''''Who might this be master Saitama.'''' Said Genos. ''''Just some sad by-passer I found that reminded my past.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Can I get a selfie, Demon cyborg.'''' Said Koshi. ''''Ok.'''' Said Genos. ''''Genos cut the robot crap would''a.'''' Said Saitama. Chapter 5.1 (5.1-5.5) Walking into Saitama''s house, Koshi looked at Genos around. ''''So whats with the weirdo.'''' Said Genos. ''''He''s just a fan, you should be easy with him.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Understood Sensei Saitama.'''' Said Genos. ''''Is this a dream.'''' Said Koshi. ''''I''m sincerely sorry Koshi, was it.'''' Said Genos. ''''Yeah, it''s alright.'''' Said Koshi. As Genos sat down, Koshi kept taking selfies with Genos. ''''Alright Genos I''ll be honest, I and Fubuki are in a relationship.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Congratulations Master, should I throw you a party.'''' Said Genos.This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. ''''You mean, the tornado girl sister?.'''' Said Koshi. ''''Yep, but.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Oh, no did she leave you for another?.'''' Said Genos. ''''This is so awesome.'''' Said Koshi. ''''It''s that, I''m dating both of them.'''' Said Saitama. ''''SAY WHAT.'''' Said Koshi. ''''Let me see so you kissed both of the sisters, that is a foul master.'''' Said Genos. ''''Listen to me, I kissed Tatsumaki.'''' Said Saitama. ''''What about the other one.'''' Said Genos. ''''Awesome.'''' Said Koshi. ''''Be a quiet ant.'''' Said Genos. ''''Okay.'''' Said Koshi crawling backward a little. ''''Look Fubuki and I, slept together.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Oh I get master Saitama.'''' Said Genos. ''''Wow.'''' Said Koshi. ''''Why are you saying wow for?.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Should I erase his memories Sensei.'''' Genos as Koshi crawled towards the wall. ''''No, don''t do that please.''''Said Saitama. ''''Phew.'''' Sighed Koshi. ''''You probably should know why I called you here right.'''' Said Saitama looking serious. ''''No sensei, could you tell me why.'''' Said Genos. ''''Go watch an eye for Tatsumaki out, if those monster''s hurt or scratch her, either call me or fight on your own.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Right know sensei.'''' Said Genos. ''''Yes.'''' Said Saitama. ''''And you Koshi right here''s my phone number, I want you to find a God monster thing, and if you do call me alright.'''' Said Saitama. ''''Right.'''' Said Koshi pulling out his phones saving Saitama numbers. ''''I''ll be watching Fubuki.'''' Said Saitama. After separately heading out their ways.