《Pokemon: Reborn As Ditto》 That Time I Reincarnated as a Slime That Time I Reincarnated as a Slime I wake up on ground, with sun zing on my face. Motherfucker, what in the hell is going on?! I try to stand up, but my legs are gone, reced with a squishy pink mass that feels like a cross between Jell-O and a wet sponge. My hands? Forget about it, all I''ve got now is a goddamn appendage that looks like someone barfed up a pink blob of snot. I stare at this... thing, my mind reeling in shock. Where the hell are my arms and legs?! How did I turn into some kind of slimy abomination? Thest thing I remember is getting drunk at the bar with a chick who wasn''t as impressed by my pickup lines as I was, then stumbling home to try and get some action going. Apparently, that''s when I cked out, because now I''m this... this... pink slime person. And not even a cool blue one like those anime slimes I''ve seen before, just a nd, unremarkable pink slime. My mind is racing, trying to wrap itself around the situation. Why a slime? Of all the creatures in the world, why did I have to be a useless, slimy blob?!Is that some kind of sick joke?! Towering trees, overgrown shrubs, and a sky that seems to be trying to swallow me whole. I''m surrounded by a forest, with no sign of civilization anywhere. I did see something flying in the skies but the zing sun didn''t allow me discern its shape properly. Great, just what I always wanted: a second chance at life as a useless slime creature in the middle of nowhere. This is going to be a st. Nope, just kidding. I start to squirm and writhe around, getting used to this new body. It''s slow-moving, but it''ll have to do. Now all I need is some answers, and maybe a way to get out of this godforsaken slime form... or at least find someone who can appreciate my unique appearance. I don''t even have my long hard sword with me now... Ugh, my life is officially ruined. Time to start slime-ing it up and find a way to get back on two legs... or at least one leg, I''ll take what I can get at this point. As I squirm my way towards the sound of water, I start to feel a sense of myself and my surroundings. And when I finally reach the water''s edge and see my reflection, something clicks in my brain. This isn''t just some weird, unrecognizable slime creature ¨C this is me, or at least, a part of me. A D¨¦j¨¤ Vu-style feeling washes over me as I stare into the pinkish blob that used to be my body. It''s like I''ve seen this exact same slime before, even though I know I haven''t. I open my mouth to speak, expecting some sort of incoherent slime noise toe out. But instead, a voice I don''t recognize says, "Ditto!?" What the fuck? I tried again. "Dittooo?". The words hang in the air like a challenge, daring me to make sense of them Am I am fucking ditto now?. Motherfucker, what''s happening here?! My mind is racing as I process this sudden transformation into a Pok¨¦mon. Wait a minute... if I''m Ditto, that means I''m in the Pok¨¦mon world! The Pok¨¦mon universe! This isn''t some medieval fantasy setting ¨C this is a world filled with goddamn monsters and insane trainers. I''m a part of that now, a slime who can transform into anything I want Wait a moment! Transform into anything... I burst outughing at my own perversion, "Di di di di!" The reflection of the pink slime in front of me mirrors my own excitement, and for a moment, I''m lost in the absurdity of it all. Worry not my sword, the day we meet again is not far away But then, something unexpected happens. My reflection starts to change, rippling like the surface of the water. Suddenly, a bright red fish with wide, derpy eyes stares back at me from within the watery depths. It''s a motherfucking Magicarp! The little fish trills out a dumb-sounding "Magiii!" and I can''t help but chuckle at its antics. This is it, proof that I''m indeed in the Pok¨¦mon universe! The world of Pocket Monsters, where creatures like this adorable Magicarp exist. I feel my excitement growing as I realize the possibilities. As Ditto, I can transform into any Pok¨¦mon I want- Fuck Yeah! The thought sends a thrill through me... The Magicarp swims closer, seemingly curious about its new slime friend. I reach out with my pink appendage, trying to make contact without scaring it off. I give the Magicarp''s head a gentle touch, feeling its smooth scales beneath my slimy appendage. As I do, my mind starts racing with all the possibilities in this Pok¨¦mon world. First off, I gotta figure out which version of Pokeverse we''re dealing with here ¨C manga, anime, or game. And I''m not looking forward to it being manga, ''cause that shit''s dark, man. Pok¨¦mon getting killed left and right, people chomping down on Pikachu... no thanks. I''ll take the more kid-friendly versions any day. But one thing''s for sure: I need to get stronger if I wanna survive in this world as a Ditto. And lucky me, I''ve got the ability to transform into any Pok¨¦mon I want! The Magicarp just keeps staring at me with those big, dopey eyes, asionally making "Magiii carppp" noises that are supposed to be some form ofmunication. Now, I know I''m a Pok¨¦mon too, but for some reason, all I hear is the same Pok¨¦mon noise that normal humans can''t understand. Am I not a "real" Pok¨¦mon or something? Or maybe this little guy just ain''t got the cognitive abilities to speak? Either way, it''s pretty damn frustrating. I mean, I know I''m a Ditto and all, bute on ¨C I''ve got thoughts and feelings too, you know! I look at the Magicarp again, wondering what the hell is going through its mind. It seems happy just swimming around in circles, making those silly noises. Maybe I should just try to chill with it for a bit and enjoy the ride... or maybe I''ll just find it annoying. ------ Hi guys! So how was the chapter? Feel free toment your thoughts in thement section. I love it when peoplement, its sort of fuel for me to write new chapters. As this book is free write, update schedule isn''t fixed. I write when I feel like it. Thanks & Enjoy Motherf*cking Pidgey Motherf*cking Pidgey I decide to try and chill with the Magicarp for a bit, see if I can make some sense of this new world. And what better way to start than by trying out my Ditto powers? I focus on the Magicarp in front of me, thinking to myself, "I wanna be a Magicarp!" The sensation is hard to describe, but it''s like my body is made of dough and someone''s shaping it into something new. A momentter, I feel the transformation take hold, and... "Magicarpp!?" I trill in a high-pitched voice, mimicking the fish''s earlier noise. I also felt a flow of information or more like instincts of doing somethings. To my wonder, I realized that they were the moves I had! Fuck yeah! But the more I observed them, the lesser my enthusiam went. I only knew one move...Ssh. My body flopped on the shore. The Magicarp in the river looks up at me, its big derpy eyes wide with surprise. It swims closer to shore, joining me on the bank. Now there are two Magicarps staring at each other, both of us looking like absolute fools with our wide-eyed expressions. The Magicarp next to me makes some more "Magiiiii Carppp" noises, like we''re having some sort of Pok¨¦mon conversation. I respond with more of the same, even though I''m not sure what the hell I''m saying. After a moment, the Magicarp just swam away, not even saying goodbye. Well anyways. I gotta admit, moving around as a Magicarp feels more natural than my previous Ditto form. Maybe it''s because of the simrity in anatomy ¨C I mean, who wouldn''t feel at home with fins for hands and a tail fin for legs? Even if they''re not exactly like human limbs, it still feels... constrained, but in a weirdlyfortable way. I decide to take the plunge (literally) and flop my Magicarp body over to the river''s edge. With a mighty *Ssh*, I jump into the water, feeling the cool liquid envelop me. Wow, what a fucking view! The way the light filters down, the colors and textures of the aquatic nts, the school of fish darting by... it''s all so damn beautiful. I also saw a couple of big star like creatures with gemstone in its centerying around the river bed, Staryu if I remembered the name correctly. There were some other pokemons too, mainly Goldeens roaming around. I start to explore, my Magicarp body gliding effortlessly through the water. I chase after a few stray fish, just for the hell of it, and even manage to catch one or two (which promptly escape again). It''s exhrating, and I feel more alive than I have in ages. Oh yeah, apparently fishes also exist in this universe! It was a goddamn good thing to know. At least people weren''t eating pokemons in ce of fishes. Or so I hoped... As I swim along, my Magicarp body gliding effortlessly through the water, I feel like a total boss. Who needs legs when you can just fin it? Not me, that''s for sure. Now if you''ll excuse me, I''ve got some more river-chillin'' to do! Maybe I''ll even find some fish babes to hang out with... Ugh, what the hell was that? Why did I suddenly get the urge to hump some fish? Is being a Magicarp messing with my head or something? No way, I''m not gonna let this fish brain turn me into a fin-tastic freak. I take a minute to meditate and focus on the important things in life ¨C like remembering those hot human babes from myst life. I relive the memories of soft, supple boobs, big, round asses, and thighs that go on forever... yeah, that''s what I''m talking about. My horniness startsing back, nice and strong. Okay, maybe not as intense as before, but it''s better than nothing. As a Magicarp, trying to sigh is kind of... weird. I mean, we don''t exactly have lungs or anything. But I manage to make some sort of fishy noise that''s supposed to be a sigh. I''m still on the hunt for human babes in this Pokeverse. I mean, I''m not opposed to non-humans, but they''ve gotta fit my aesthetic standards, you know? Fish are just not my thing... or at least, not yet. After a nice, cool swim, I jump out of the river, feeling the warm sun on my slimy skin. As a Magicarp, being out of water felt weird, to say the least. It wasn''t when I had transformed, but now it felt like that. Well, I had verified one thing atleast. Game logic wasn''t applying on my usage of mimic ability, making it usable only in battle. I mean, it''s idiotic to assume so, its a real world but I had to verify! Anything is possible when you are reincarnated as a slime like Pok¨¦mon with broken powerset. But then, the inevitable question pops up: how do I turn back into my pink slime form? It takes a moment, but eventually, my body starts to shift and contort, and... voil¨¤! I''m back in my slimy glory! So, it seems like all I need is intent for these transformations ¨C Ditto''s ability to change forms. And now that I think about it, I didn''t inherit any instincts for moves when I woke up as Ditto, so maybe this Ditto form doesn''t have any moves aside from Imposter? Also disappointingly, I lost the instincts for the Ssh, as useless as it was. Seems like I can use them only when transformed. Wait, what if I can turn back into a Magicarp without there being a real Magicarp present? The thought sends a thrill through me. ''I wanna be a Magicarp!'' I think to myself, but nothing happens. I get a weird feeling instead, it''s like feelingck of information, of details... Do I need to be Infront of a Pok¨¦mon in order to mimic? That would be a bit disappointing, but I am not one toin. Beside I''ve got some ideas brewing in my head about this anyway... I start moving away from the river, hoping to find some other Pok¨¦mon to mimic ¨C at least then I''ll have an easier time getting around! As I''m strolling around, I spot something perched on a tree branch ¨C a big bird that looks an awful lot like a pigeon. And wouldn''t you know it? It''s none other than Motherfucking Pidgey! ''I wanna be a Pidgey!'' I think to myself, and suddenly my body starts to change. The sensation is weirdly familiar, like my cells are rearranging themselves into this new form. ... huh, so that''s how! I remembered the Pok¨¦dex entry on Ditto, about its body cells changing to be another thing while transforming, and it looks like that''s what''s happening here too. I could somehow feel my cells changing to my whims, as if I am the master of all cells! I know for one thing that many amazing things are possible with such a control over cells than merely [Imposter] ability to mimic the thing I am seeing. But that''s a concern forter! Giving my new wings a stretch, I move my body... and promptly face-nt into the ground. Or rather, beak-nt. It seems like movement instincts aren''t automatically included with these transformations for me ¨C bummer! I pick myself up, dusting off my Pidgey feathers (or whatever they''re called), and try again. Maybe it''ll take some practice to get this whole "flying" thing down... or at least not beak-nt every time I move. ---- TBD Angry Bird Angry Bird I''m soaring through the air, my Pidgey wings beating in a rhythmic motion. The wind rushes past me, whipping my feathers into a frenzy as I gaze down at the ground far below. It''s exhrating, this feeling of weightlessness and freedom. As I bank and turn, the world around me bes a blur of trees, buildings, and Pok¨¦mon. The sun casts long shadows across thendscape, and I feel alive, connected to the sky and all its wonders. "Pedgiiiiiiiiii!" My voice echoes through the air as I ride the thermal currents, feeling like I''m one with the wind. This is what it means to be a Pidgey ¨C to soar on the updrafts, to glide effortlessly through the skies, and to feel the rush of the open air. I spot a group of Spearow below me, their sharp cries carrying up to my ears as they dart through the trees. I dive towards them, my wings tucked in tight, and then pull up at thest second, feeling the rush of adrenaline as I narrowly avoid plowing into their formation. As I level out, I notice a few more Pok¨¦mon watching me from the treetops ¨C a group of Rattata, a lone Pidgey, and even a curious Meowth. They seem to be taking in my flying disy, and I can''t help but feel a sense of pride as the show-off inside me takes over. I bank again, this time heading towards a small clearing where a travelling path runs through it. As Ind, my wings folding up neatly against my back, I let out a triumphant "Pegiiiiiioooooot!" and take in the peaceful atmosphere around me. Sweet relief! This appears to be a human path, devoid of grass and all that jazz. Finally, I can get moving without having to wade through knee-high weeds or whatever nature has in store for me. I fly along the route, my wings aching like hell (Ditto''s stamina is apparently as weak as its movement instincts, and my stamina remains same in all forms... thanks, guy). I take short breaks to rest on a tree branch or two, ''cause flying long-distance ain''t exactly my thing ¨C yet. "Is that a human?" I spot a ck dot moving along the path far away. I give it some extra speed and get closer for a better look. And, of course, it''s a human. A boy, to be precise. Unlucky me! I was hoping for a hot babe, but reality''s got other ns (sigh). I perch myself on a nearby tree branch, partly ''cause I''m huffing and puffing, and partly to get a better look. It''s a teenage boy, around 15 or 16 years old. He''s rocking the whole "Pokeball belt" thing ¨C those red and white balls are just begging to be used. He''s got a white cap on his head, and a backpack that looks like it''s about to burst at the seams with all the junk he''s carrying. I''m stuck looking at this dude instead of some gorgeous girl... great. Just what I always wanted ¨C a human boy to stare at while my wings ache in protest. I decide to y it safe and don''t appear directly in front of the guy, ''cause I have no idea what he''d do if he saw me ¨C maybe try to capture me? No thanks, I''m not exactly looking forward to bing some trainer''s battle ve, especially not for a dude. ''Oh, just a random bird flying by, nothing to see here... don''t bother grabbing your balls, trainer boy!'' I think in my mind. A few momentster... I''m a Pidgey, hear me roar... or at least, hear me wheeze as I struggle to stay aloft without face-nting into the ground again. My stamina is basically non-existent in this form ¨C it''s like I''m flying with lead wings and a pack of bricks on my back. But hey, at least I''ve got some decent moves to fall back on: Tackle, Gust, Sand Attack, and Quick Attack ¨C the usual Pidgey fare for low-level Pok¨¦mon. You know, just in case that dude decides to challenge me to a battle or something (like that''s gonna happen... right?). As I continue flying along, I can''t help but wonder what kind of crazy adventures await me as a Ditto-turned-Pidgey. And by "adventures," I totally do not mean getting caught, tamed, and forced into someme battles against other Pok¨¦mon. As I try to show off my moves, I quickly realize that my energy levels areughably low ¨C like, I-can''t-even-get-two-moves-out-without-fainting kind of low. And it seems like my stamina and energy are two separate things, because when I use a move, I can literally feel something warm flowing through me...something I should researchter. Grrrrrr, this is so frustrating! But wait, what''s that? Ah, yes ¨C my empty stomach! I haven''t fucking eaten a thing since I got stuck in this Pok¨¦mon world, and suddenly, the thought of food bes an emergency. I swoop down, steering clear of the route, and spot a tree with some juicy-looking blue fruits hanging from it. My eyes (or rather, my bird''s eyes) practically bug out as I get closer, inhaling the sweet aroma of those fruits. It''s like they''re calling my name ¨C "Eat me, Pidgey! Eat me now!" ¨C and I can''t resist. I snag one with my talons andnd on a branch to savor this sweet treat. Oh, wow... this is incredible! The juice explodes in my beak, and I feel myself rejuvenated, like a whole new bird (or at least, a slightly less tired one). And then it hits me ¨C could these be Oran Berries? You know, the ones that restore HP in the games? In real life, I''m feeling like a superhero ¨C all energized and stuff. *Shake Shake* But my celebration is short-lived, as a Spearowes flying towards me, looking downright annoyed. Oops, did I eat its fruit? Uh-oh, this doesn''t look good... TATATATA TATATATA "SPEEER SPEER" the Spearow growled before his beak started glowing. Oh crap! The glowing beakes charging towards me. I quickly dodge using Quick Attack, shooting sideways like a bird-shaped bullet (with a white glow, no less). Using a move was weird, an energy inside me flowed in a certain manner after which the move was activated. I stop myself mid-air before face-nting into another tree ¨C close call! The very angry Spearow who had zoomed in to get revenge... crashes into the tree trunk behind me. The impact sends me tumbling through the air, but I manage to right myself. I look at the poor bird and can''t help but LOL ¨C its beak is stuck in the tree! Before it can even shout "SPPK!", I pounce on it with Tackle, flying straight into its back like a feathered freight train. The Spearow''s all, "Spearrr Spearr...", but I''m not having it. I grab its wings with my talons and start pecking away at its head, relentless as a bird-shaped drill. Even when it tries to free its beak, my grip is like steel (or at least, pigeon-strong). A few momentster. The poor thing''s now whimpering, its head and wings all bloody and bruised. I give it onest peck before letting go ¨C "Spearrr Spearr..." indeed! I stand victorious, as the Spearow sits in the corner, looking very much subdued. Take that, you dipshit! Don''t challenge a hyper-intelligent Pidgey like me! (ok ok, maybe not. Hyper-intelligent might be a stretch... but I''m definitely intelligent than you bird brained thing!) As I stand over the defeated Spearow, I realize that, despite being a bit of a bird-brain (ahem), I''m still not a total asshole. So, I do the right thing ¨C I leave half of the Oran Berry for my would-be attacker to eat. After all, sharing is caring... and I''m pretty sure that''s what they say in Pok¨¦mon world, too. The Spearow looks up at me with a mixture of gratitude and fear (okay, maybe just fear), and I fly off into the sunset, feeling like the most magnanimous Pidgey ever. Who knows? Maybe this little act of kindness will start a chain reaction of good deeds throughout thend... or maybe it''ll just mean that the Spearow won''t remember me as the guy who pecked its head to mush. Either way, I''m feeling good about myself ¨C and my Oran Berry-fueled energy is still going strong! Weirdly I feel a tad stronger than before somehow. Maybe it''s just my mind messing with me... As the sun starts to set, I spot a little town in the distance ¨C and wouldn''t you know it? It''s Pallet Town! I mean, I''ve seen this ce in three different ces, but I never thought I''d end up here as a bird-brained Pidgey! And how do I know that its Pallet Town? Its written on the goddamn signboard, you bird brained faggot! Oops, sorry about that, I forgot I''m a bird-brained Pidgey. So, I fly into the town, and as much as I want to go check out the main character''s house (is it Red from the games or Ash from the anime? Ugh, too confusing!), I have no idea where to start. I mean, the game map shows a tiny Pallet Town with barely any buildings... but this ce is a whole different story. It''s huge! The houses are all spread out, and they all look simr, so good luck trying to find Ash''s home (if it even exists in real life). But one thing stands out ¨C Professor Oak''s Lab. I mean, it''s not like you could miss that giant windmill and theb building right next to it. I''m exhausted from flying around, so I decide to take a break on top of one of these buildings. As I stretch my wings... oops, wrong body! I had transformed back into my pink, wiggly Ditto form. Guess all that flying was too much for me! Gotta keep that in mind when rxing my body next time. *Yawnnnn* The sun was already nearly gone, the streetlights had started lightening up the dark pathways. And honestly, I was feeling so damn tired. I just spread my body mass t and sticked to the roof. It was not 5-star, but it wasfortable enough for a sleep. Momentster, my consciousness slipped into darkness --- Next Morning I woke up as a wiggly pink mass (aka Ditto) on top of a house in Pallet Town. But as I stretched a bit instinctively, my body became more vertical than horizontal, toppling my center of mass over.And roll roll roll I did, until my nted roof ended... and I started freefalling. "DIIIIIITTTTTT!" In slow motion, I watched myself plummet towards the ground, expecting to st like a water balloon. But instead, I bounced a few times, like a pink ball of jelly, before finallynding with a soft thud in the grass. "Tooo?" I''m left staring at my own pink form, trying to process what just happened. Not gonna lie, I totally shat my metaphysical pants! But Who knew being a Ditto could be so... bouncy? Ditto OP As I''m still trying to control my body mass to make it moveable, I hear a rustling in the nearby grass. "Ra?" "Rata?" I turn to look at the source of the sounds, and that''s when I see them - two massive purple rats, each one bigger than a small dog! Meet Ratatatatata... oops, got a bit more "ta" in the name than I intended. These chunky rodents are staring at me with beady little eyes, like they''re trying to figure out what in the world this pink blob is doing in their yard. I mean, I can''t me them - Ditto doesn''t exactly blend in with the surroundings, does it? The two massive purple rats, Ratatatatata and... um, let''s call the other one Ratatata-Two, stare at me in confusion. I''m just standing there, wiggling around like a pink jellybean, looking at their quadruple form in envy when suddenly... I start changing shape again! My Ditto form begins to morph into a rat-like creature,plete with pointy ears and a long, fluffy tail. The rats watch in a confused horror as the slime in front of them transforms into another Ratatatatata. It''s like they''re seeing some kind of pink, wiggly rat-zombie apocalypse unfolding before their eyes! Ratatatatata and Rattata-Two take a step back, wide-eyed and trembling, as if to say, "Uh, is this the end of our world? Should we start preparing for the Skrull Invasion?" Ratatatatata and Rattata-Two make a break for it, scurrying off in panic as if their rat brains are about to explode from the sheer horror of seeing me transform into a rat-like creature. I mean, who can me them? It''s not every day you see a pink blob turn into a giant rodent right before your eyes! "Tata?" I respond, my head tilted. As they flee, I''m left wondering, did my transformation send them into an existential crisis, tooplex for their tiny rat brains toprehend? Were they pondering the meaning of life and the nature of reality as they ran for their lives? Or was it just that they''re really bad at handling unexpected surprises? Like when you identally turn on the vacuum cleaner in a dark room and suddenly there''s this loud, terrifying noise. Yeah, that kind of reaction. I chuckle to myself, thinking about how my Magicarp transformation didn''t elicit the same level of terror from its fish-brain. Guess it just takes a certain kind of rat-titude to appreciate Ditto-style transformations! I''m still getting used to this new quadruple rat-form (Ratatatatata-Rat-Rat-Ditto), but I''m determined to make my way through Pallet Town. As I emerge from the grassed area and onto the pavement, I meet a mother-daughter pair. The daughter looks like she''s in preschool, and her eyes light up when she sees me. "EHHHH A POKEMON!!" the sheer excitement in her voice scared me for a second there. Shees running towards me with a squeal of delight, while her mom tries to catch up, looking rmed. "A RATATAAA", she squealed again, as if seeing one for the first time. The olderdy behind her was rushing to pull the girl back. But it''s toote. The little girl reaches out and grabs my small rat-like body, cooing "SO CUTEE!" in pure joy. I look up at the mom, who''s now standing behind her daughter, looking frazzled. I try tomunicate with a series of helpless squeaks, hoping she''ll understand that I''m not exactly a toy or a stuffed animal. But all the mom can do isugh nervously and try to pry her little girl loose from my rat-form. I guess it''s a good thing I''m not as squishy as I look! The little girl just can''t get enough of me! She''s gushing over my rat-form, petting my head, hugging me, and squealing with delight. I''m loving every minute of it, too. Who am I to stop her? I bask in the adoration, making the most of this adorable moment. But, as all good things muste to an end, the mother says, "Sweetie, you''re going to bete for school." The girl looks up at me with tears in her eyes and says, "Bye, raty!" before running off with her mom. The mother eximed while running behind her, "Alieee, don''t forget to wash your hands!" The departure was tearful, to say the least, with me making a sad, puppy-like face (or as close to it as I can manage). Who knew being a Ditto could be so... huggable? Lucky Me and a Big Booty Lucky Me and a Big Booty As I''m chillin'' like a rat-idal, enjoying all the attention from the little girl, I suddenly feel rejuvenated. It''s like those people always say - pets are good for you. Or maybe it''s just that I''ve got low standards and getting petted by anyone is good enough for me. I hit the pavement again, my purple-rat form lumbering along as I take in the sights of Pallet Town. People pass by, some of ''em giving me a nce or two, but most are too busy being human to really care about this pink blob-turned-rodent wandering around. I''m just another Ratatatata, right? I mean, they''re equivalent of rats, pretty muchmon on my earth. But hey, at least these Pallet Town folk are used to seeing ''em. Suddenly my sensitive ears perk up. Why? Cuz I catch a name that makes me pause mid-stride. I start running toward that direction with my stubby feet and there I see it. A boy, around 13-14 years old, sporting a red cap and blue jacket - none other than Ash Fucking Ketchum, running away from a hot woman who''s screaming at him. "Ash! You skipped breakfast again!" she yells after him, shaking her head in exasperation. "I will eatter Mom! I''m going to Professor Oak''sb to meet Gary now!" he yells back as he sprints away from Delia''s disappointed gaze. His mom throws up her hands in a gesture of pure exasperation, shaking her head like she''s trying to rattle some sense into his skull. "What am I going to do with this boy...?" she mutters to herself. Oh myy, this is the the anime world! Thanks Go-i mean, Arceus! I didn''t remember that much about the games. Like give me a fucking break. It''s been more than three fucking decades since Pokemon Red wasunched. How the fuck am I supposed to remember that? But if we are talking about anime, huhuhu, I am quite confident. After all I had to sit with little annoying critters called cousins while they watched Pokemon on TV. That pretty much had refreshed quite a bit of my memory. Coming back to the scene. Ash was gone, leaving his pretty and helpless mom alone... Hehehe Don''t you worry boy, I''ll take care of your mom while you''re off chasing Pok¨¦mon dreams. An evil smile creeps onto my cute rat face as I strut towards Delia, her back to me like she''s an unsuspecting snack or something. Damn, that ass is a killer. If I could whistle, I''d be whistling right about now. I morph into Ditto form again and slither my slimy body around until I''m standing behind Delia. "Diiiitoo?" I say, my voice low and smooth like a rat whispering sweet nothings in someone''s ear. My words catch her off guard, and she turns to face me, a look of surprise flitting across her features. Delia''s eyes widen slightly as she takes in my Ditto form. For a moment, I worry that my n might be foiled by her getting scared and running away. But then her expression softens, and she seems to rx, a small smile ying on her lips. Yeah boy, that''s called ditto''s cuteness charm. "Ah, a Pok¨¦mon! How...unexpected," she says, her voice warm and friendly. She takes a step closer to me, her hand outstretched in a gesture of affection. "You''re a lovely Ditto, aren''t you?" I nod eagerly. "What are you doing here little guy?" I behave myself, not trying to lick her face or anything, not yet, just standing there, being my adorable Ditto self as I ept her gentle petting. "Dittoo Ditto", I speak what even I dont understand, and basically by her looks, neither did she. But she didn''t stop the petting atleast. Yeah, I''m basically a Pok¨¦mon right now, all about the cuddles and the attention. I extend both of my stubby appendages in the air like I''m conducting an imaginary orchestra or something, and let out a high-pitched "Ditttttoo Ditttoo" with a matching cute voice. I''m basically begging her to pick me up now, making puppy dog eyes at her with my Ditto face. Delia can''t resist this level of adorableness, and she scoops me up gently, bringing our faces to the same level. "Oh, you want to be picked up? Such a cutie," she coos, her voice dripping with affection as she gazes into my eyes. I''m basically basking in the warmth of her attention now, feeling like the most lovable Ditto in the world. -- Some momentster Delia walks into her cozy little house with me still clutched in her hands, and I''m taking in the sights of this new environment. I''m not just a Ditto, I''m a horny Ditto, so I''m already thinking about all the possibilities that could unfold now that we''re alone. As she heads towards the living room, I nce around, taking in the familiar Pok¨¦mon decorations, the photos on the walls, and thefy-looking couches. Delia sets me down on the soft cushion I smell something delicious in the air, making my stomach growl. Wait, does Ditto even have a stomach? I don''t feel so... Still I give in to my Ditto urges and look up at Delia with big, hopeful eyes. She''s still got that warm, loving smile on her face as she asks, "Are you hungry? Want some cookies?" and brings out a te of freshly baked treats from the kitched, plopping down beside me on the couch. "Dii Dii," I coo, trying to sound as cute and pitiful as possible - my default setting, basically. Deliaughs and leans in with a cookie, holding it near my mouth like she''s feeding a baby or something. "Here you go," she says, and I open my mouth wide, expecting her to pop the treat inside. Not disappointing, she pops it inside and I chew it. Hell yeah, I can still chew even though I''m just a ball of slime! And I can taste that sweet, choctey goodness - thank Arceus! Ahh, the sweetness of those cookies is something else. I nearly melt with delight as I chew and swallow. "Want another?" she asks, bringing another cookie near me. I nod eagerly, because what''s not to love about free cookies? And there goes another cookie inside me. "DUP!" I burp, feeling pleasantly full. Delia''s eyes light up with amusement, and she scoops me up, rubbing her cheek on mine. "So adorable," she coos, and I can feel my Ditto heart melting under her affectionate touch. Who knew being a ball of slime could be so... lovable Wait, no I''m not here for cookies! I''m here for the booty, baby! Taking advantage of our close proximity, I wiggle my Ditto body and trail along her face. She watches in surprise, clearly not expecting this level of...enthusiasm. Wet & Sloppy Wet & Sloppy My slimy mouth oveps hers, and my tongue-like appendage starts probing her lips with surprising force. Maybe because she''s in a state of utter shock from the unexpected advance, her body goes into "what the fuck" mode, allowing me to open her lips and slide inside with my gooey self. I slipped my tongue into her mouth, probing deep. Delia''s lips resist at first but lost the reluctanceter, my tentacled-tongue forcing and toying with Her''s. Our tongues sh and tangle, a wet, sloppy mess of mouths. She lightly tries to push me away but I stick, suction-cupped to her face like a pink blob from hell. Delia''s hands fly up, trying to dislodge me but it''s toote, my tongue has won the battle. Her lips rx and she yields to my invasion. My tongueps at her teeth, teasing them apart with licks and probes. Delia''s eyes lock onto mine, a mix of shock and arousal etched on her face. I feel her go limp, surrendering to my advances as I ravage her mouth like a starved beast. Our tongues dance, a primal disy of passion and lust I pull back from her mouth, leaving behind a wet, sloppy kiss. Delia''s eyes flutter open, her chest heaving with ragged breaths. Her face is coated in my slime, sticky and pink like a ghostly mask. I grin, feeling triumphant as she tries to wipe the goo off with the back of her hand. The air''s thick with tension between us, my Ditto body still pressed against hers. "Wh-What was that!?" she said while gaping. I don''t answer with words. I had already had a taste of the peach, and I am now craving some more. A shiver runs down her spine as I lean in again, my lips parting in a hungry grin. She tries to move a bit away but it was in vain. Even as she stood up and tried to back back away from me, I was still glued to her body. And so, unwillingly, her face was again covered by my slimy body. I engulf her face once more, our bodies pressed together as I move in for the kill. Delia''s hands il around, trying to dislodge me but I''m stuck fast, a pink and gooey prison holding her captive. "Squuuueeesh!" is all that escapes her mouth as I seal my lips on hers again, the sound of our kissing amplified by the wet, sloppy mess we''re making. "Mmmmmm!" Our tongues sh in another series of sloppy, slurping kisses. "Plink-plink-plink" goes my tongue as it flicks in and out of her mouth, iming every inch of her lips. Delia''s eyes roll back in her head as I ravage her mouth, my tentacled-tongue taking no prisoners. "Slurp-slurp-SLURP!" we go, our kiss a messy, passionate explosion of sound and sensation, her hand which were moments ago trying to pry me away, now pressing me into herself. She falls back onto the couch, eyes wide with surprise on the sudden fall, but I don''t let up, my lips still ravaging hers in a messy, passionate kiss. Meanwhile, my other appendage stretches and trails across her cleavage, sending shivers down her spine despite her best efforts to resist. No matter what she does, I''m still stuck to her body like glue, a pink and gooey prison holding her captive. My appendage slips inside her chest piece as well as the soft bra, wrapping around her soft mound and giving it a gentle squeeze. "Mhmm" she moans, her voice muffled from the wild ongoing kiss as I continue to ravage her mouth with my tentacled-tongue. *Squueeze-squueeze-squueeeze* goes my appendage as it squeezes and releases, squeezing and releasing, a rhythmic motion that sends waves of pleasure through her body which I could feel from shivering of her tongue. I pull my tongue out of her mouth, releasing it from its ravaging duties. The pink appendage follows suit, retracting back to my Ditto form as I settle onto her chest. I gaze up at Delia with an innocent and curious expression, my eyes shaped into a cresent shape with joy. "Dittoo?" I mewl to her. Delia''s face is a deep shade of red from the pleasure andck of breath, her chest heaving rapidly as she tries to catch her wind. She looks like she''s been put through a wringer. "Th-that was...amazing..." she murmured as her gaze lingers on my innocent face, her mind reeling with the thought: Did he even know what he did? Was it just... natural for Dittos? She begins to doubt herself, wondering if she misinterpreted the whole situation. Maybe it was all an ident, a mere coincidence that her cheeks happened to be in the way of his... exploratory appendages. Rubbing her cheeks on him? Oh dear, had she been too forward? Delia''s face flushes even more as she starts to feel a mix of embarrassment and guilt. It''s possible that Ditto was just reacting instinctively, without any awareness of its actions. The thought makes her hesitate, unsure of how to react or what to make of the situation. Should sheugh it off, try to y it cool, or maybe... apologize? The more Delia thinks about it, the more confused and flustered she bes. Deliaughed nervously as she tried to y down the situation, "Uh, I think we got a bit carried away there, didn''t we?" But my Ditto brain was still stuck on innocent mode, and all I did was a curious "Dittoo?" as I gazed up at her with an expression of genuine curiosity. Delia''sughter faltered and she looked away, trying to gather her thoughts. When she turned back to me, her voice wasced with embarrassment. "Oh, nothing. Never mind..." But my Ditto eyes were still wide with wonder, as if I had no idea what we just did or why Delia seemed so flustered. "Dii Dii Ditoo?" I chimed in again, tilting my head to the side and looking at her with an expression that was both innocent and baffling. Delia sighed and tried to reassure me, "It''s okay, Ditto. I think we just... um, bonded a little too strongly there." With another "Dittoo," I sprang up from Delia''s chest andnded on the couch beside her, my Ditto body sprawling out in a rxed heap as I let out a contented sigh. Delia watched me, her eyes a mix of amusement and confusion as she tried to process what was happening. One minute, we were engaging in a passionate kiss, and the next, I was acting like I had no idea what just transpired, as if it was all just a series of innocent misunderstandings. She shook her head slightly, a small smile ying on her lips as she regarded me with a mix of affection and exasperation. "You''re something else, Ditto," she murmured, her voice low and soft. Catch My Ass Catch My Ass I decided to stay here for a while, letting the chicken named Delia cook for a proper feast. The rest of the day was spent lounging on the couch, munching on cookies whenever I felt peckish. Thefort of the house was something else, and I couldn''t deny it. Delia tried to ask me a few times about whether I had a trainer, but I just shook my head and she didn''t push the matter. asionally, she would sneak a nce at my majestic body, and I could see her face reddening a bit. A couple of hourster, Ash Ketchum returned home, his clothes a bit dirty. He saw me on the sofa and his eyes widened with amazement. "A POKEMON!?" he eximed, as if he had never seen a Ditto before. "Are you... are you a wild Pok¨¦mon?" I blinkedzily at him, my head still resting against the couch cushion. "Dittoo," I replied, shrugging. Ash''s face lit up with even more excitement. "You must be wild! What are you doing here? Are you looking for a trainer?" I shrugged again and burrowed deeper into the couch cushions. Delia chuckled and shook her head at Ash''s energy. "Give him some space, Ash. He looks ufortable." Ash nodded eagerly, his eyes never leaving mine. "Yeah, yeah, of course! I''ll just... uh... go clean up first, then I can ask you all sorts of questions!" I let out a sigh. This was the life. Way better than being stuck in a Pok¨¦ Ball. It made me understand how much pets apparently enjoyed life, if they get a proper house that is. I dozed off to the sound of Ash rummaging around upstairs and the TV ying softly downstairs. Delia sat next to me, gently stroking my head. It actually felt kinda nice. After a while, Ash came back down, looking a little less like a walking disaster zone. He plopped down next to Delia, his eyes glued to me. His sudden movement jerked my body up from couch a bit, breaking my light dozing. Fucking hell kid, can''t a ditto just sleep in peace! I had to do many things at night too! "Mom, do you think we could catch it? Dittos are so strong!" Deliaughed softly. "We''ll see, Ash. It depends if Ditto wants to be caught." Ash''s face fell. "Aw, man¡" Delia ruffled his hair, which just seemed to annoy him. She was right, though. No way was I letting myself get caught. I had ns, and they didn''t involve being stuck inside a Pok¨¦ Ball and fighting like a ve for entertainment. "Besides," Delia added, "you haven''t even gotten your starter Pok¨¦mon from Professor Oak yet! You can''t catch another Pok¨¦mon before you get your first one." Ash deted like a popped balloon. Wow! This was too perfect. Not only was I free, but the kid didn''t even have any Pok¨¦ Balls! "Don''t worry," he mumbled, ring at me. "Tomorrow, I''m getting my Pok¨¦mon. And then, Ditto, you''re mine!" The fuck? I stuck my tongue out at him and climbed onto Delia''sp, snuggling into her for good measure. Sheughed and wrapped her arms around me. "Looks like he''s made his choice, Ash," she said, amusement in her voice. Ash''s jaw dropped. I could practically see the gears turning in his head as he tried to figure out a way to catch me. Suddenly, his eyes widened as if struck by a brilliant idea. He jumped to his feet and pointed a finger at me, determination burning in his eyes. "Okay, Ditto," he dered. "How about a battle? If I win, you let me catch you! And if you win¡" He paused, racking his brain. "If you win, you can have all the cookies you want!" I almostughed. Did he really think cookies were enough to tempt me? This kid was delusional, but then again, you don''t be Ash Motherfucking Ketchum without a bit of that. This guy had jumped into middle of Mew and Mewtwo attack, yeah, something crazy was totally there. I burrowed deeper into Delia''sp, turning my head away from Ash with an exaggerated "Diiitttt-to." Ash frowned. "What does that mean? Come on, Ditto, it''ll be fun!" To emphasize my point, I let out a loud yawn, stretching my body dramatically. "Di-tooo..." Delia chuckled, patting my head. "I think he''s saying no, Ash. He looks prettyfy, don''t you think?" Ash crossed his arms, pouting, but he didn''t argue further. "Fine," he grumbled. "But tomorrow, Ditto, you better be ready for a real battle!" I just snuggled closer to Delia, letting out a contented sigh. It wasn''t entirely a lie. Transforming took effort, and frankly, battling a ten-year-old with zero Pok¨¦mon experience sounded about as thrilling as watching paint dry. Delia chuckled and stroked my back. "I think Ditto''s had enough excitement for one day, Ash. Besides, you have a big day tomorrow, getting your first Pok¨¦mon. You should get some rest." Ash opened his mouth to argue, then seemed to think better of it. He sighed dramatically. "Fine," he grumbled. "But tomorrow, Ditto, you better be ready for a real battle!" You realize you just repeated your sentence, word by word? I stifled a yawn. Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, kid. For now, I was perfectly content to rx in Delia''s warm embrace, enjoying the simple pleasures of being a pampered house-Pok¨¦mon¡ Ash nodded eagerly to himself, as if he has made me agree to the challenge, his eyes shining with determination behind the curtain of messy brown hair that Delia was teasingly ruffling. I could see that he was a bit annoyed by the gesture, but I remained silent. Teenagers... what can you even say? "I''ll get you tomorrow, Ditto," he muttered, his voice low with resolve. In your dreams, dumbass. I just snuggled deeper into Delia''sp, my appendages wrapping around her waist, feeling the warmth and suppleness of her body and thefort of her embrace. Meanwhile, Delia''s face had gone a bit red due to the closeness of mine and her body, the scenes of earlier today no doubt guing her mind. As I basked in the warmth of Delia''sp, my mind wandered over the information I''d gathered. I was in the anime world of Pok¨¦mon, and Ash was about to embark on his very first journey as a trainer. I couldn''t help but ponder if this was merely a coincidence that I, a great Ditt-i mean human, had stumbled into this world just two days before the plot begins to unfold. ''Nah, bullshit,'' I thought to myself. ''No way is this a coincidence.'' But even as I grumbled about the suspicious timing, my body rxed further into Delia''s embrace. It wasn''t that it mattered right now; the ''who reincarnated me and why'' questions would have to wait. For the time being, I was content to enjoy this warm,fortingp - and the delightful booty called Delia. hehe Hoarse Throats (R18+) Hoarse Throats (R18+) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, DO NOT TREAD AHEAD IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED -------- As night fell, Delia''s soft voice whispered, "Ash, it''ste, kiddo. You don''t want to bete for Professor Oak''s Lab tomorrow." I felt the warmth of her body leave me as she stood up, trying to move me quietly to the couch. But when she tried to put me down, I surprised her by slithering through her arms and climbing onto her shoulder instead, wrapping my appendage around her neck in a snug hug. "Okay, fine, you can stay there," Delia said with augh, adjusting me to getfy. Ash gave his mom an envious look before heading off to bed, his gaze lingering on the sight of Delia holding me on her shoulder. As Delia tried to remove me from her shoulder, I didn''t make it easy for her. She eventually gave in, deciding to take me with her to bed instead. "Sleep here if you want," she said with a sigh,ying down and covering herself with the nket. I watched as her eyes closed, and she drifted off to sleep. Meanwhile, I was wide awake, feeling farther from sleep than ever before. The peaceful atmosphere of Delia''s room only seemed to heighten my alertness. Delia''s snooze fest got brutally interrupted by this weird, slithery sensation on her chest. It wasn''t just on the surface of her clothes, but somehow seeping in like a sneaky little dick. She let out a pained "Ahhnn!" as she felt her right tit getting gently bitten and both breasts getting squeezed like a pair of cheap stress balls. Her eyes snapped open, eyes wide with mix of shock, difort, and a dash of weird arousal. She yanked off the covers, revealing a mess of tangled clothes and something pink writhing around her chest like a damn snake. She followed that pink thing''s movement, taking in the sight of my Ditto body slithering over her bare skin like it was on a goddamn mission. "Ditto, W-What the hell are you... Ah, stop!" she stammered, her words stuck in her throat as I kept going, sucking on her left tit and squeezing her right one like it owed me money. Now, about that shirt ¨C it was getting in the way of my moves so I did a little surgery with those de appendages, slicing through it like butter. Problem solved. Now we could get down to business. Delia''s eyes went bugfuck as she felt this frigid, gtinous crap on her skin. "This, this i-isn''t right," she squealed, trying to swat me away with her hand. Too bad, her fingers just slid off my slimy self like I was a greased pig at the county fair! My pink, slimy body oozed out of her chest, leaving her panting and heaving like a steam engine. "D-Ditto, what the hell... umm-mmph!" Before she could get all worked up, I slid on over to her face and engulfed it with my Ditto form. My tongue poked through her lips, probing and poking around like a curious, slimy finger. Delia''s lips parted in shock, and before she could try to push me away, my tentacled-tongue started going at her mouth like a jackhammer on steroids. "Mmm-mmm" I hummed, my tongue dancing with hers in this primal, passionate freak show that left Delia gasping for air. It didn''t take long for her tongue to join the dance. As I ravaged Delia''s mouth with my tentacled-tongue, I decided to get more frisky. I got to thinking about my dick. Imagining every contour, how it felt when touched... and willed my tongue to take on the shape of a certain... appendage. It was hard, but not too hard. The problem was, what''s the fun in just making the shape? You gotta get all the right details for the perfect cock. Meanwhile it seemed that Delia wasn''t doing too bad herself. Her tongue which earlier felt like a passive watcher seemed to now moving actively shing against my own long tongue. It was so fun, wrapping around her toungue like a snake and sqeezing it. *Mheeemm Sluurrpp Sluurp* I took care to leave a big hole in my body where her nose was, can''t have bitches choking without a deepthroat. It took around half a minute, spent kissing Delia passionately, before I felt the transformation take ce. My slimy, shapeless tongue began to morph into a hard, cylindrical shape with a mushroom-like head. Delia''s mind reeled from the intense kiss, and when she felt the change in my tongue, her eyes widened in surprise. The long tongue that had been toying with her''s was now bigger and harder, making her tongue recoil a bit before jumping back on it again "Ohhhh fuuuck" I thought to myself as I pulled my newfound tongue-dick out a bit. It was so sensitive, even the pleasure was almost too much for me to handle. I had to pull it out and back away from her face before adjusting its sensitivity ¨C her tongue was roaming around it like she was sucking on a lollypop. This wasn''t no rabbit; this was a damn subus! I looked at her with a new gaze, my eyes burning with intensity. "Your tongue...looks like a p-penis?" she asked, confused as her eyes cleared from the lust-filled dizziness and took in the creature in front of her. "Dit Dit," I nodded, my body still shivering a bit from the sudden dose of pleasure. I moved closer to her face once again. "Wait! Wait! We can tal- OOKKhuck!" her wide eyes were fixed on mine as she realized her mouth was filled with this new, alien appendage of mine. I gave her no answer, just mming my mouth back inside hers like a man possessed. "Pah pah pah" ¨C the sounds of our intense, primal movement echoed through the room as I started savagely face-fucking Delia like a goddamn facehugger from Alien. My tongue-dick thrashed in and out of her mouth with reckless abandon, leaving her eyes rolling back in her head like she was in some kind of lust-induced trance. Delia''s earlier attempts to push me away had given way to her hands rubbing against my body as I continued to ravage her mouth. I''m pretty sure her mind wasn''t in a good state ¨C theck of oxygen from my vigorous face-fucking had left her dazed and disoriented, unable to do much more than try to keep up with my relentless assault. But I didn''t want to make her suffocate, so I let her have brief moments of respite between each powerful thrust. Just enough air to breathe before I mmed back into her mouth like a sex-crazed maniac. Meanwhile, my other appendages weren''t just twiddling their thumbs. They''d moved over her breasts, cupping them gently and performing their own assault on her sensitive nipples. Pinching and pulling the buds, I could feel Delia''s mouth tighten around my shaft every time I did so ¨C a clear indication of the intense pleasure and difort she was experiencing. It was like I was conducting some kind of twisted symphony, with her body responding to my every move in perfect harmony. And I was the maestro, orchestrating this madness with precision and passion. Delia''s body started squirming under my touch, her hands still rubbing against me like she was in a trance. Her mouth continued to be ravaged by my tongue-dick, "aohhhh...mhmm" ¨C our passion-filled sounds echoing through the air. Her soft gasps for breath and asional moans punctuated the madness, making it clear that she was fully immersed in this twisted game we were ying. The pressure built up inside me, or whatever it is that''s driving my tongue-dick, until I couldn''t hold back any longer. "GUK-" I groaned, mming it deeper than ever before ¨C a torrent of liquid filling her mouth and puffed-out cheeks. It was so much that it started leaking from the corners of her mouth, dripping down her chin in a viscous stream. Delia''s eyes widened in shock as she watched me, her throat working hard to swallow as much of it as possible. When I finally pulled my tongue-dick out of her mouth, she coughed, spluttering all the white liquid over herself and the bed sheets. *cough cough cough* Delia''s face was all sorts of confused - like she''d just seen a Pikachu doing a backflip off the Eiffel Tower or something. "Wh-What are you do-doing Ditto?!" she asked, her voice shaking like a leaf in a hurricane. Dude, I was just trying to return some favors, ya know? I gave her my signature Ditto response: "DITTO!" - with an extra emphasis on the joy part. I slid away from Delia''s chest and made a beeline for the goods again. Her voice cut off as I wrapped myself around those fabulous breasts of hers. "Wait- No Ahnn!" What''s a little face-fucking between friends, right? My tongue-dick had transformed back into your basic tongue, but that wasn''t gonna stop me from getting my suck on. As for the cum-covered tongue thing, I was like, ''Meh, it''s not like I''m gonna eat myself or anything.'' Thanks to my sweet properties, nothing stuck around unless I wanted it to - like when I slid through the dirt without getting all dusty and gross. So, I just kept going, tongue-licking those nipples like they were ice cream cones. Who cares about a little stickiness? It''s not like I was gonna swallow myself or anything... I continued tovish attention on Delia''s breasts, my tongue sliding in and out of her cleavage as I savored every moment of our intimate encounter. Delia moaned, writhing in pleasure as I went to town on her big boobs. She clung to the bed sheets like they were a lifeline. "Mmm... Ahh... Ohhh..." Her sounds of ecstasy filled the air as I engulfed her entire chest at once. My unique biology allowed me to pleasure every point simultaneously, and Delia''s body was loving it. Her back arched up off the bed in a parabolic curve, and she let out a string of moans and gasps. Each one more desperate than thest, as her body craved release. But no, not yet. I slid my way across her toned stomach underneath her clothes. Delia instinctively groped her breasts, craving the pleasure I was giving her just moments ago. Suddenly she realized something by my absence and current movement. "No! Not theree" she eximed, realizing where my attention had shifted. Fire In A Cave(R18+) Fire In A Cave(R18+) Delia''s voice pleaded for me to stop, but I was too busy exploring her body. My pink, slimy form slid lower, seeking out new sensations. I slipped under the nket and felt the warmth emanating from her thighs. Her legs parted slightly, revealing a strip of soft, white skin. I didn''t hesitate, snaking my way between them to get closer to Delia''s heat. The pulse of her heartbeat grew stronger, faster as I hovered near the entrance to her secret garden. With a yful grin, I started tickling the outer lips with my long, pink tongue. Delia writhed in response, her moans growing louder and more urgent. "D-Ditto no! Stop it!" she begged, but I ignored her pleas. My Ditto form moved closer to the source of her pleasure, sliding lower to explore the warm, wet opening between her legs. Delia''s moans turned into gasps, then strangled cries as I probed deeper. The sensation built within her, growing stronger and more insistent until Delia couldn''t contain it any longer. A gush of warm liquid erupted from her body, coating my Ditto form in its sticky, sweet substance. What the fuck? I thought, as I absorbed the liquid into my body. Apparently, I could taste things using my whole body. Good thing it wasn''t automatic or I''d have tasted all the dirt while walking. Ugh, that would be disgusting. I reveled in the moment, savoring the taste and feel of Delia''s release as I continued top at her pleasure centers. My tongue danced within her flower, sending shivers down her spine and eliciting a chorus of moans from her lips. She tasted a bit citrus-like but also sweet. Yummy, I must say! *french chef muah* Delia''s body arched off the bed, her back bowing once more as she sumbed to the waves of pleasure that I was generating within her. "Ohhh fuckkk..I-I am cing!" she spat with held breath. Her fingers dug into the sheets, her knuckles white with tension as she rode out the climax I had brought upon her. "ah...ah..." As Delia''s moans began to subside, I slowly withdrew my tongue from her warmth, leaving behind a trail of sticky sweetness on her skin. This party has just started! Delia''s body still trembled from the aftershocks of our previous encounter as I continued my relentless assault on her senses. She hadn''t even realized that I had moved yet again, my tongue-turned-dick probing the entrance to her secret garden. A mixture of surprise and trepidation crossed Delia''s face as she noticed something rising between her thighs, its silhouette eerily simr to the thing that had ravaged her mouth moments ago. Her mind was still reeling from the unexpected turn of events, and by the time she managed to react, it was already toote. I could feel her legs parting slightly, involuntary anticipation of what was toe. My tongue-turned-dick rubbed gently against her pussy lips, eager to plunge into the warm, wet cave within. Delia''s moans grew louder as I teased her with my hard, pink appendage, rubbing it back and forth against her sensitive flesh. "Ohhh... What are you doing now? Ahhnn!" she cried out in surprise and pleasure, her eyes wide with a mix of confusion and desire. Her body responded instinctively, moving up to meet me as I pressed forward. The head of my tongue-turned-dick nudged at the entrance to her vagina, slowly pushing its way inside with gentle insistence. Delia''s moans turned into whimpers, then gasps, as I slid deeper into her warmth. "Mmm... Mmm... Ohh... Ahh..." she breathed out in a string of soft, desperate sounds. I paused for a moment, giving her body time to adjust to the invasion. The sensation was electric, and Delia''s fingers dug into the bed sheets once more as she felt my tongue-turned-dick fill her to the brim. "Y-yes... Do it... Ohh..." she begged, her voice trembling with pleasure and anticipation. I pushed forward, slowly withdrawing before plunging back inside, creating a steady rhythm that left Delia gasping for breath. The bed creaked beneath our movements, and the air was filled with the sweet scent of sex and desire. "Mmm... Ahh... Y-yes... Ohh..." Delia''s moans grew louder as I continued my slow, deliberate assault on her senses, her body responding to every thrust with a gentle rocking motion. Her hips bucked up against me, meeting my tongue-turned-dick stroke for stroke. The bed sheets rustled and crumpled beneath our entwined bodies, a testament to the passion that had taken hold of us. Delia''s cries turned into wails as I continued to ravage her, her body trembling with every thrust. "Y-yes... Ohh... Ahh..." she moaned, her voice lost in a sea of pleasure and desperation. As I continued to plow into Delia''s warm, weing depths with my tongue-turned-dick, my other appendages didn''t remain idle. One of them, a long, slimy tentacle, slid down from the top of her chest and wrapped around her right breast, gently teasing and squeezing the nipple. Delia gasped audibly as the sensation shot through her body, her back arching in response to the sudden pleasure. Her fingers, still gripping the bed sheets, dug deeper, the sound of her nails scraping against the fabric filling the air. Meanwhile, another appendage crept lower, its pink tip rubbing delicately against Delia''s clitoris. The sensitive nub seemed toe alive under my touch, and Delia let out a sharp intake of breath as a jolt of pleasure shot through her entire body. "Ahhh... Y-yes! Ohh... Ahh..." she moaned, her voice rising in pitch as the sensations built within her. The sound echoed through the room, a mix of pleasure and desperation that left me eager to continue my assault on her senses. Delia''s hips bucked up against mine once more, meeting my tongue-turned-dick stroke for stroke as I continued to ravage her from within. The bed creaked beneath our movements, the air thick with the scent of sex and desire. My tentacles wrapped around her breasts, squeezing gently as they rubbed against the nipples. Delia''s cries turned into wails, her body trembling with every thrust as she hurtled towards a climax that seemed to be building within her. "Mmm... Ahh... Y-yes... Ohh..." Her voice was lost in a sea of pleasure and desperation, her body writhing beneath mine as I ravaged her from head to toe. The anticipation of her release was palpable, hanging in the air like an electric current, waiting to be discharged. And then, in that moment, Delia''s body seemed to shatter into a thousand pieces, her cries echoing through the room as she surrendered to the pleasure and let go of everything. I felt her body tighten around my tongue-turned-dick, and then rx, releasing a warm, wet gush of satisfaction within me. As I continued to move inside Delia, the echoes of her release still ringing in my ears, a sense of triumph and aplishment washed over me. It was a feeling that came from deep within, a primal urge to im and possess, to leave my mark on this beautiful woman. But I wasn''t done yet. With renewed fervor, I increased my pace, our bodies mming together with an audible *pah pah pah pah* rhythm. Delia''s eyes flew open, her gaze locking onto mine as she felt the intensity of our union build once more. For Delia, whose orgasm still lingered, that sudden increase in speed was too much to handle. Her voice slurred out a desperate plea: "Ahnn.. No, donttttt..." And yet, I couldn''t help myself. With a final burst of passion and energy, I released a stream of hot white liquid inside her in bulk, my reserves endless as my dick kept pumping more and more of the liquid inside. As the fluid filled herto brim, I pulled on her nipples with my tentacles, pinching and rolling them between my fingers to add to the sensory overload. Simultaneously, I used another appendage to pinch her clitoris, the sensation sending shockwaves of pleasure through Delia''s entire body. "OOOOOOOOOhhhhh" Her mouth opened in an O shape as her eyes rolled back in her head, the pleasure so intense that it left her momentarily paralyzed and speechless. Is this the legendary ahoge face? The bed creaked and groaned beneath our entwined bodies, as if cursing us for moving so much. The aftershocks of our lovemaking still resonating through the air, I slowly withdrew from Delia''s warm pussy, leaving behind a trail of white liquid seeping from her insides. Oh shit, I totally creampied this milf, didn''t I? Hopefully she doesn''t get pregnant from this. I mean, I had created my dick based on exactly myst life''s one, just pink and slimy. I didn''t know where the cum wasing from - maybe it was being created from air? Just like Water-Type Pok¨¦mon spit a waterfall worth of water from their tiny body... Wait! Does that mean I learned a simr move? Cum-Cannon? Damn... ------- QUICK POLL(SKIP THIS AND VOTE IN NEXT CHAPTER) Would you prefer independent adventures of ditto or should It be together with main cast? 1.Independent 2.Together It''s quite important for you guys to vote, I have good ideas for both option, but it depends on what you guys prefer. Due to editing some part of chapter, all votes got deleted, for which I apologize and would kindly ask you to revote in next chapter. Morning After Morning After I let out a triumphant whoop as I withdraw my tongue-turned-dick from Delia''s warm, sticky depths. Ah, the joys of being a Ditto! I gaze down at Delia, who''s lying there, looking like she''s been rode hard and put away wet (not that I''mining). Her eyes are still ssy from the afterglow, and her chest is rising and falling with each ragged breath. Ah, yeah, I think it''s safe to say I''ve left my mark on this one. As I slide off her body, I can''t help but feel a sense of aplishment. Who needs Pok¨¦mon battles when you can just straight-up dominate a human with your pink, slimy appendages? I mean, I know Delia might be feeling a little... overwhelmed right now, but hey, that''s what makes life worth living, right? But wait, what''s this? Is Delia actually getting up from the bed? And is she looking at me like she''s about to either vomit or cry? Oh dear, did I overdo it just a bit? *whistles innocently* Hey, don''t worry, Delia! It was just a little... Ditto-style loving. You''ll get used to it in no time. Besides, I''m sure Ash would be thrilled to know that his mom''s getting some action from the most versatile Pok¨¦mon out there. Ugh, I hope she doesn''t actually start crying. I didn''t mean to traumatize her or anything. *pauses to reflect* Wait, is that a smile? Is Delia actually smiling at me? Oh, score one for Ditto! I snuggled up close to Delia, wrapping my pink, slimy body around hers in a gentle hug. She felt a bit... stunned, I could tell. Her thoughts were racing like a Ditto''s transformations - what just happened? Did this little cute thing just face-fuck me and then pound my snatch to heaven? Did I just... did I actually just get fucked by a Pok¨¦mon? Why did it felt so goddamn good? As shey there, her mind reeling with the implications, I made soft "Dit-DOO" sounds in her ear. It was all I could manage right now - no fancy words orplex sentences for me. But Delia seemed to understand, rubbing my Ditto body against hers like she was trying to soothe some of the shock away. Outside our room, Ash''s voice called out, "Mom? Is everything okay in there?" Delia must have heard it too, because she suddenly sat up and called back, "Oh, honey, I''m fine! Just... just getting something done. Go go back to sleep, would you?" "Oh, Okay..." I heard his steps getting away. Ah, poor kid - no idea what his mom was going through right now. Delia waved him off, still trying to process her thoughts. What the fuck did I do, Delia? Her mind screamed in response, overwhelmed by the sensations and emotions coursing through her body. The numbness and sensitivity were still there, like a constant reminder of what had just happened. As shey back down, her eyes closed in an attempt to calm herself, I snuggled up closer, making soft "Dit-DOO" sounds in her ear once more. It was all I could do - try tofort the poor woman as she struggled toe to terms with being... well, Pok¨¦-fucked. "I hope he didn''t hear anything... " She said with her face hidden by her hands. I could practically see the steaming from her head. Her body and mind still felt like it was on fire, even after what felt like an eternity after herst orgasm. The swollen pussy lips were a constant reminder of my antics, and Delia''s mind was reeling with the implications. But for now, I justy there beside her, hoping to soothe some of the shock away. After Ash went back to his room, Delia fell back onto the bed, totally exhausted to think any more. And with my warm andfy embrace, it didn''t take long for her to doze off to sleep, her body and mind both exhausted from the whirlwind of emotions and sensations. Sometimeter, I also drifted off to sleep. But I couldn''t help but think that this was probably the most... eventful night Delia had experienced in a long time. .. .. Ugh, what''s going on? Delia''s thoughts echoed as she woke up to the unfamiliar sensation of wetness underneath her body. She tried to move, and her legs felt sticky, like something was stuck to them. As she looked down, she saw that it was indeed a gooey substance clinging to her crotch and thighs. Her heart racing, Delia tentatively touched her pussy, and her eyes widened in slight horror as she felt the gooey white substance spilling out from inside her. What. The. Hell. She hadn''t realizedst night that the Ditto had... done what it did. Well she did feel that but after all that pounding, her mind was exactly in a stae of contemtion and thinking. Panic set in as she tried to process this information. Did Pok¨¦mon even cum? She''d never heard of it, but it didn''t matter - the sensation was still there, and it wasn''t exactly calming her down. This small thing had cummed a boatload of cum inside her? How was that even possible for gods sake!? As shey there, trying to make sense of the chaos, I (the Ditto) snuggled up closer, making soft "Dit-DOO" sounds in her ear. Delia rolled over onto her side, giving me a look that could only be described as a mixture of utter confusion and bafflement. What had she gotten herself into? She thought back to the night before, trying to recall how this had all happened. The memory of my pink, slimy form writhing against hers was still fresh in her mind, making her blush even more. Ugh, Delia thought, what am I supposed to do with this... this Pok¨¦mon cum inside me? Does it even matter if it''s a normal thing for Pok¨¦mon to do? She let out a frustrated sigh as she tried to process the mess. Delia''s thoughts were still reeling from the events of the previous night. She was trying to make sense of what had happened, but her mind kept wandering back to the sensations she''d experienced. "Mmm... What''s going on?" Delia muttered to herself as I (the Ditto) began to sneakily slither up her back. "Ahh!" I whispered in her ear, grabbing her boobs with both of my appendages and fondling them. My fingers flicked against her nipples, sending shivers down her spine. "Oooh... Oh no, not again..." Delia''s moans filled the air as she felt her body responding to the sensation. Her skin was still sensitive fromst night''s escapades, and I knew that I had her right where I wanted her. "Mmm... Ahh... Ohhh!" Delia''s moans grew louder, more insistent as my fingers continued to tease her nipples. "What are you doing? Stop it! Wait, don''t stop..." Delia''s protests were half-hearted at best, her body still reeling from the sensations I was creating. ____ QUICK POLL Would you prefer independent adventures of ditto or should It be together with main cast? 1.Independent 2.Together It''s quite important for you guys to vote, I have good ideas for both option, but it depends on what you guys prefer. Start of an Adventure Start of an Adventure Suddenly we all heard a sound of thudding, as if somebody had thrown something against the wall. As Delia was about to get up and check, a voice rang through the house. "WHAT TIME IS IT!? I AM LATE" It was Ash of course,te for his starter choosing ceremony. It''s a canon eventd, can''t be changed. I mean, I could have made a ruckus earlier and woke everyone up, but where''s the fun in that? As much fun as messing up the canon timeline appeared to me, that would be hitting my own sole(not that i have one), letting go of all the meta-knowledge. Delia suddenly seemed to have a moment of realization from the noise as she hurriedly tried to get up from the bed, but s all that actionst night had left her legs weak. "Ouchh" Combined with the plenty liquids on floor, it made her fall t on her face. Her ass up in air, ripe for taking.Damn, that flower looks so beautiful, and the puckering hole above it, even more... But no, it would be too much for the poor woman. But that didn''t mean I could not register the beautiful sight in my mind. She moved to sitting position, wiping her elbows, and when she saw me looking at her, drooling, she shot an angry re. "Its because of you! Why did you go r-rough!?" she eximed at me, her voice trembling with shame. I just shrugged. A man gotta do what he gotta do.. "You!", Unable to form a response, she just looked away. "Just you wait, you sneaky bastard", I heard her mutter under her breath. Then noise of door mming came from outside. With careful movement, she got up from ground, cum trailing down her thighs like a ribbon. She didn''t even bother to stop and clean herself off. Damn, she was kinky... As she rushed out the door, I watched her with my head tilted. I followed her out, jumping down from the bed and flopping my bubbly body after her. As I came out of the bedroom door, I saw her quickly shoving many things in a backpack. "This boy... why is he always in hurry. At least eat something... !" she muttered to herself, rubbing her forehead in exasperation. Wait, that backpack was quite familiar. Well, how couldn''t it be, that miser boy carried it for so many seasons As we reached the front door, Delia let out a frustrated sigh as she realized that she had forgotten food. Finally putting everything inside, she picked the backpack. I looked at her in wonder, does she even know that... She fucking didn''t. Just as she was about to rush out into the morning light, I coughed loudly behind her, "Ditto diii!" My voice brought her attention back to me, and she turned around with a confused and embarrassed gaze. I pointed my hand toward her, and Delia''s eyes dropped down to see the freely hanging tits, the cum-stained thighs and her naked body that still bore the marks of our lovemaking. "Kyaaaa-" Her cheeks reddened as she let out a mortified gasp. And then, in a fit of panic, she rushed back into the room, leaving me to stand there with my tongue hanging out of my mouth as I snickered to myself. ... 5 minutester Delia mmed the door behind her as she rushed out of the house. A backpack in her hand, a ditto on her head and this time: with some fucking clothes. Her legs were still shaking a bit, half from tiredness, other half from swollen petals, which were of course med on him. Rushing all the way, we met some people, mostly her neighbours. But she couldn''t respond much as she was in rush. I think that wasn''t supposed to happen, was it? I remembered quite a few people waiting for Ash outside theb originally. Maybe Delia had woken up earlier and went around preparing the mob for Ash''s departure originally. Still, even then she forgot to wake him up. She is such a klutz. I stroked her cheeks as she was running. "Ditto, don''t you freaking distract me", she cried. When we finally made it to Professor Oak''sboratory, Ash was already out on the front gate, looking like he was about to start his Pok¨¦mon journey. And by his side stood a small yellow rat-like Pok¨¦mon that I recognized as Pikachu - the beloved of all trainers, well, those who started with anime atleast. For us gamers, Charmander rocks! Char Char The small rat seemed to be grumbling like a old man on toilet who isn''t able to shit. I remember it not liking to go inside poke-balls, and he was just released from a long stay inside of one. What caught my attention next was the greyish-white haired man standing next to him, who seemed to radiate wisdom and authority. Professor Oak himself! Delia huffed and puffed as she finally made it to gate, her bag slung over her shoulder. "Here you go, Ash!" she said, handing him the backpack. "Mom? Why were you running?" Ash asked curiously to the heaving Delia. She looked like she had just ran amarathon. "J-Just ...hah..take it hah" she managed to utter between her breath. Ash took it from her, a bit confused. What could she even say? A Ditto pounded her so hard at night that she forgot when to wake up?She couldn''t tell her son, or anyone for that matter. ''This cheeky thing'' She fumed internally, feeling the ditto riding her head, pulling at her hairs like she was a horse. Still, she couldn''t show anything, so she tried to y normal. She greeted Professor Oak before looking at her son. "What''s this?" Delia asked, eyeing Pikachu curiously. "Is this the Pok¨¦mon you chose?" Ash grinned. "Yeah, that''s it! This is the one I got." Delia looked at Pikachu, but it just stared back at her silently. "Uh, isn''t it supposed to say something?" she asked Ash. Ash chuckled. "Hey, Pikachu! Say hi to my mom!" Pikachu ignored him, as was its won''t. Delia and I exchanged a look, and I wiggled my tongue at the little rat Pok¨¦mon. It seemed to irk him, but he just stared back at us, sparks flying from red polka dots on his cheeks. I too stared at it with menacing eyes. Just try it you bastard, and see if I won''t show you how many creative ways a slime can kill. By menacing, I meant distorting my eyes shape to make it pointy and elongated. That seemed to have deterred it, as it just looked elsewhere. Delia told Ash about what she''d packed in his backpack, but Ash just just quickly snatched everything from her. "You''re embarrassing me, Mom!" he eximed. Delia wiped a tear from her eye. "My little baby is going off on his own Pok¨¦mon journey..." She tried to hug him, but Ash dodged out of the way. Just then, Professor Oak appeared. "Ah, sorry to interrupt! Delia, dear, it''s so nice to see you again. And who''s this fine specimen on top of your head?" he asked, eyeing me curiously. Delia coughed ufortably. "Oh, I found this Ditto outside my house and... well, he just sort of stuck with me." Professor Oak''s eyes lit up. "A Ditto! That''s a rare Pok¨¦mon indeed, especially around Pallet Town. Even more so, since you''re here." He turned to Ash. "Tell me, Ash, have you heard about Dittos?" Ash nodded a bit, "Somewhat, I heard they are quite strong" "Thats true, but do you know why? They can mimic other Pok¨¦mons and sometimes even objects," Professor Oak said. "It makes them quite hard to defeat in addition to being tiresome to spot." I puffed my body on hearing the praise. Meanwhile Delia scratched her cheek, feeling a bit embarrassed. She thought inwardly that it had mimicked a dick quite well... *ahem*... anyway... Professor Oak tried to pet me, but I moved away from his touch. Ugh, no men touching my body please! I hissed silently. Doesn''t matter if they''re young or old! Professor Oak''s eyes widened in surprise at my sudden movement, but he chuckled good-naturedly. "Well, I suppose some Pok¨¦mon are more particr about their personal space than others," he said. Delia rolled her eyes, a hint of amusement in her voice. "Yes, well, Ditto is a bit shy when interacting with others," she said. Just then, Ash stepped forward, determination in his eyes. "Ditto! Remember out bet fromst night?" he asked eagerly. Sad Delia Sad Delia Just then, Ash stepped forward, determination in his eyes. "Ditto! Remember out bet fromst night?" he asked eagerly. "Toto" I shaked my head negatively. "You do? Then lets battle! I''m going to catch you!" he dered with conviction. That meant NO, you dumbhead. I gave him a dismissive look before sliding down from Delia''s head and wrapping myself around her nape. It was as if I didn''t want to leave her side, and Delia felt a bit of ticklishness mixed with embarrassment at the sudden movement. But she controlled herself, not wanting to draw attention to herself, Professor Oak cleared his throat, "It seems Ditto here doesn''t seem too keen on going with you, Ash," he said. "And that''s perfectly all right. You shouldn''t force too much when dealing with Pok¨¦mon. Sometimes they need a bit of space and sometimes it okay to let go." Ash sighed, discouraged a bit. But looking at his starter Pok¨¦mon, which still didn''t seem like wanting to follow hismand, he felt a bit better. Handling one like it would be tough, perhaps it would be better if he doesn''t call more trouble on his head. "I understand Professor" Ash replied after thinking. Professor Oak''s expression turned serious, his eyes sparkling with a hint of encouragement. "Alright, I think you''re ready to start your journey now. The three other trainers who came before you have already set off, so you''d better get moving." Ash nodded eagerly, his face lighting up with excitement. "Okay, Professor! Thanks for everything!" But as he reached out to pick up Pikachu, the little rat Pok¨¦mon let out a sudden cry and unleashed a Thunder Shock attack, sending electricity crackling through Ash''s body. Again, it seemed him getting shocked was a canon event, I thought while snickering which resulted in Delia silently pinching me. Ouch... Professor Oak chuckled knowingly. "It seems Pikachu is still a bit feisty, isn''t it? Take some time, he will warm up to you" Pikachu seemed to disagree with him, "Pika" he said, turning his head away. Ash yelped in surprise, his eyes wide with shock(pun not intended). "What was that for, Pikachu?" "Pika Pi" The rat answered, or apparently, not. Who knows, not me, I don''t understand pokenguage. Professor Oak intervened, his voice calm but firm. "You should use the rubber gloves in your backpack to protect yourself from Pikachu''s Thunder Shock." Ash looked taken aback, his eyes squinting with confusion. "Why? Why do I need rubber gloves?" Ah, the woes of not having proper education system, Imented in my mind. Oak''s expression turned patient. "Because rubber is a good instor, Ash. It won''t allow electricity to pass through it, so you''ll be protected from Pikachu''s attacks." Ash''s face lit up with understanding. "Ah, I get it! Thanks, Professor!" As he rummaged through his backpack for the rubber gloves, Delia watched him with a mixture of concern and pride. "Take care Ash, and give me a call when you reach Pewter City, Okay?" She told him with a soft voice. "Don''t worry mom, I will.." After giving her a short hug, he picked the reluctant Pikachu and started walking. Delia''s eyes followed Ash as he walked away, a mix of sadness and pride on her face. She felt a pang in her heart as she watched her little boy embark on his own adventure, leaving her behind. But I, the Ditto, was there to console her. I patted her cheeks with my appendage, trying to soothe her sadness. My soft, squishy body seemed to absorb her worries, and Delia''s eyes softened as she looked at me. "Mmm... Thanks, Ditto," she whispered, her voice barely audible over the wind. "Let''s head back" I nodded, or rather, wiggled my appendage in a nodding motion. Delia smiled slightly, and I could sense her sadness slowly lifting. After saying goodbye to Professor Oak and watching Ash disappear into the distance, Delia turned around and walked back towards her home. That professor did ask me if I wanted some treats, but I shaked my head. I wasn''t some innocent loli, who would be lured away by old men with candies! While on out way back, I remained stuck to her head, my appendage still patting her cheek from time to time. As we approached the house, Delia''s footsteps slowed, and her gaze dropped, her eyes clouding over like a summer sky before a storm. She seemed lost in thought, her eyes gazing off into the distance, her brows furrowed in concern. The gentle breeze rustling the leaves of the nearby trees couldn''t dispel the mncholy that shrouded her. I didn''t like seeing her so down, so I did what any good Ditto should do - a good session of slime-kissing! I puckered up, my slimy lips quivering with excitement. The innocent kind of course, a big, sloppy slime kiss on the cheek, trying to lift her mood. I leaned in, my body glowing with a soft, pulsing light, and nted a wet, squelchy smooch on her cheek. *Smooochhh* "Ohhh!" she eximed, surprised by my sudden disy of affection. Her eyes widened, and her face lit up with a mix of shock and amusement. Sheughed and swatted at me, her hand waving in a yful, gentle motion, but I just kept kissing her, determined to make her smile. My slime-kisses left behind a trail of glistening, shimmering residue on her skin, like a string of tiny, sparkling diamonds. After a few minutes of pecking, Delia''s sadness started to fade, reced by a warm glow on her cheeks. She smiled and giggled, her eyes crinkling at the corners, and her whole face transformed into a sun-kissed radiance. "Being so lovey-dovey, huh?" Delia asked me with a teasing tone, her voiceced with a hint of yful sarcasm. "Dit Dit," I just shrugged, my body bobbing up and down in a goofy, endearing motion. Apparently, either she didn''t mind me pouncing on her sleeping form or didn''t want to talk about it. Either way, she didn''t look angry now, so that''s a win. That''s why you like milfs, they are surprisingly open about these things. "What are you, anyway?" she asked, her curiosity getting the better of her. "I have never seen a Pok¨¦mon like you..." Her eyes roved over my amorphous form, taking in my shimmering, iridescent skin and my tendency to shift and flow like a liquid. "Ditto," I answered the simple question, my voice a series of happy, bubbly chirps. "Of course, I can see that, you doofus!" she said, pping my head lightly, her hand making a soft, squelching sound as it connected with my slimy skin. --- Double Double If you want more chapters, Keep thementsing. -------------- What can I say other than Ditto? Or maybe I can... I looked at Delia and activated my mimic ability. My body started to shift and contort, mimicking every curve and contour of hers. My skin transformed to match herplexion, and my eyes morphed into identical twin orbs. I was now the spitting image of Delia herself. I could even feel the two round mounds on my chest. Damn... As for dear Dalia, her reaction was priceless. She did a double take, her eyes widening in shock as she stared at...herself? Her mouth dropped open, and for a moment, she looked like she''d seen a ghost. "D-ditto?" she stuttered, still trying to wrap her head around the situation. "W-What the hell?" her eyes were gawking as she took in the reality of the situation. Delia''s eyes darted back and forth between me and herself, her expression growing more incredulous by the second. "The one & only."I said, grinning mischievously. "The best Ditto this world has ever seen." Her face lit up with apparent shock. "You can speak! Wtf? How is that possible?" I chuckled, enjoying the drama. "Have you not heard of psychic Pok¨¦mon? They can also speak through their minds...what''s so special about it?" Delia''s eyes went wide again, this time with surprise. "They can!?" she eximed. I shrugged. "Maybe, I don''t know exactly. I can only speak because I''m mimicking your human body. Gotta to say, your assets are incredible" Delia''s gaze drifted down to her boobs...um, mine now! I couldn''t resist the opportunity. I reached out, my fingers wrapping around them. Gosh! I missed these fingers and thumbs. I groped at her- I mean my boobs, marveling at their softness. I feel conflicted now...While they give pleasure on being touched, I feel icky from touching them myself. Still, I acted the part. "Man, they''re something else," I cooed. "So squishy and soft." Delia''s face turned bright red as she covered her chest with her hands, mortified, as if that stopped me from groping mine, "Stop it!" I looked up at her, still fondling her...my own. "Yeah, they don''t feel real, especially after ying with the real onesst night," I added, winking at her. Delia groaned, looking like she wanted to crawl out of her skin. I continued to molest myself, running my fingers over my own...ahem, assets. Delia looked on in disgust, but I just winked at her. "You know what would make this whole experience better?" I said, a mischievous glint in my eye. "A kiss from you." Delia rolled her eyes. "No way," she said firmly, trying to shake me off. Seeing her own body talking to herself was strange enough, kissing it? That would be so....ahem, snap out of it Delia! She scolded herself. Meanwhile I persisted, my hand creeping down towards crotch. Delia''s eyes followed it, and for a moment, we just stared at each other in silence. Then, out of nowhere, I eximed, "I wonder what''s inside there!" Delia let out a sigh. "Okay, okay, stop. I''ll give you the kiss." I grinned triumphantly, but Delia was having none of it. She leaned forward and pecked me on the cheek, barely even a whisper of a kiss. I pouted, feigning disappointment. "Hey! Not fair...," Delia shook her head. "You''re a Pok¨¦mon, for crying out loud! How can you do these types of things?" I shrugged. "I don''t know, I was born like this." Delia looked at me incredulously. "Where is the innocent Ditto I had picked up yesterday? How did such a cute thing turn into such a big pervert?" I chuckled, "Well,st night it wasn''t me who was moaning like a pervert, being fondled by a slime," I said, winking at her. Delia just shook her head, muttering something about needing a strong cup of coffee to deal with me. Wait,st night...Delia suddenly remembered something. Her eyes narrowed in on me like a sniper zeroing in on its target, and I knew I was in for it. "Speaking ofst night, should we talk about what your actions?" she whispered, her tone as icy as a winter morning. Uh-oh, shouldn''t have said that...I cursed my long tongue (literally!). Trying to y innocent, I chirped up, " Whatst night? Didn''t we sleep soundly? Your bed is quite good!" Yeah, real convincing, Ditto. I mean, who doesn''t love a good whistling solo while staring at the ceiling? Delia''s eyes turned into slits, her embarrassment and annoyance simmering just below the surface. "You know..st night...when we were all sleepy...you climbed on my chest...and t-then..." She trailed off, hoping I''d get the hint. Yeah, yeah, I got it: you''re trying to be subtle, Delia. I shrugged, trying to look innocent (again). "And then? I don''t remember much." Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, say no more! Delia''s face turned a lovely shade of crimson as she struggled not to lose her cool. Her eyes shed with indignation, and for a moment, I thought I was gonna get a tongueshing (literally!). But instead, she just started pummeling my chest with her fists. Oh, Delia! You''re so cute when you''re angry! Delia''s fists flew at me like tiny pink meteorites, each one aiming to dent my body, but I already have a fluffy and soft protection against such attacks *boing boing* The boobs on my body just absorbed the impacts, jiggling a bit. "Ahn Ahn", I moaned with each attack, making Delia too embarrassed to continue. Take that! Delia''s face was now a deep crimson, and her eyes sparkled with a mix of anger and embarrassment. She paused, out of breath, and looked at me with a mixture of frustration and amusement. "You''re impossible." I grinned, "Don''t me me! me the game. Tell me, did you hate it?" Delia looked at the ceiling and for a moment there was no reply until I heard a quiet whisper "No..." I leaned in, trying to get the lowdown. "No what? No you liked it? Or no you hated it?" Delia''s face turned an even deeper shade of pink as she nced around nervously, as if checking for any stray ears that might be listening. Her voice dropped to a whisper again. "N-no...I mean, no one should have to deal with what happenedst night." "Hmm, looks like you weren''t quite satisfied huh?" Delia''s eyes widened in surprise. "N-no, I didn''t mean that!" But I just kept going, like I hadn''t heard a word. "Then I ought to rectify that." I leaned in, my face moving closer to Delia''s. Her lips parted in surprise as our mouths drew near. One moment we were arguing, and the next, Delia''s body wasying down on the sofa, with another Delia - that''s me, mimicking her perfect features - kissing her lips. For anyone who happened to nce over, it looked like two twin sisters were locking lips in a passionate smooch. Our lips smashed together in a messy, open-mouthed kiss. Tongues shed, saliva mixed, and the sound of wet kisses filled the air. My hand closed around one of her breasts, squeezing it gently as I fondled the soft flesh. Delia''s eyes fluttered shut, and she let out a low, husky moan. Her hand came up to rub my back, fingers digging into my skin as she pulled me closer. My own body shifted, my chest pressing against hers in a awkward, yet intimate way. My other hand started to fondle the other breast, squeezing it softly as I kneaded the flesh. Delia''s moans grew louder, more insistent, and her hips began to rock against mine. My hand continued its exploration, moving down to Delia''sher regions. I touched her tenderly, expecting a reaction. But instead of pleasure, Delia let out a loud "Ow!" Her eyes snapped open, and she pushed my hand away. "No, no, no! Don''t touch that," she said, her voice firm but with a hint of embarrassment. "It''s still... sensitive fromst night." I raised an eyebrow, intrigued by the mystery. "Sensitive?" Delia''s face turned bright red as she spoke in hushed tones. "From when you, ah, yed with me down there. It''s still tender and swollen, so I don''t want your... hands near it right now." I chuckled, unfazed by her prudishnguage. "Okay, okay. No touching the secret garden for now, then." I backed away, giving Delia some space, and we both sat there in silence on the couch. Delia finally broke the silence. "So, do you have any name, or are you just going by ''Ditto''?" I thought for a moment before responding. "Honestly, I never thought about it. I don''t think I do." Using my name fromst life doesn''t really feel right to me. I mean, it wasn''t really a great life to begin with, so using that name would mean carrying all the weights over to this life. Delia''s murmured a slight "Oh.." before she fell silent again. I spoke up, trying to lighten the mood. "Hey, how about you give me a name?" Delia looked at me skeptically. "Me? Why can I?" I shrugged. "Yeah, why not! And hey, I could even call you ''Mom'' too..." My words seemed to hit a nerve, and Delia''s face turned bright red as her cheeks and ears flushed. I added, trying to be yful: "Or how about ''Hubby''?" And that''s how folks, I got my first session of spankings in this world. Run Away Run Away I wobbled my wiggly Ditto body out of the door, leaving Delia and our cozy little scene behind. Don''t worry, folks, I wasn''t kicked out after getting a good old-fashioned spanking. Nope, not yet, at least. My excuse for leaving was that I needed some fresh air and wanted to take a walk around. Yeah, yeah, it was a load of crap. What I really needed was a dose of the Pok¨¦mon universe''s booties, and I wasn''t going to get them by staying indoors. As I made my way out, I couldn''t help but think about Delia. Despite not letting me call her "Mommy" or her agreeing to call me "Hubby," it seemed like we had something cooking between us. The fact that she didn''t mind more kissing after the spankings was a good sign, if you ask me. I guess this ce could be considered home... for now, at least. And yeah, I''m smiling. Can''t help it ¨C even my Ditto body can''t resist a little joy every now and then. As I walked away, my mind wandered to the kissing session earlier. Man, Delia was totally turned on when her body-double kissed her. I never knew people had fetishes like that... or should I say, self-cest? Masturbation? What would you call it when two identical bodies get all hot and bothered together? Haaah! I took a breath of fresh air, leaving behind the heaviness in my non-existent heart. Big and small booties! I, the great Ditto, ising for you! Even through my stay at Ash''s home was short, merely a day (but it was fucking wild!), I learned quite a few things about this damn body. I can mimic things without seeing them! I just need a robust reference. I most likely won''t be able to form a human form right away, but I can start with something smaller. Fuuuuu Time to put learning into practise. I closed my eyes (which I don''t think really exist, cuz my whole body is practically a pink-bulbous mass, and don''t ask me how I can see! Just call it Pok¨¦mon magic!) to concentrate. I started recalling everything I could about how it felt when I was in Pidgey form. Grey feather...brown feather...hard beak...wings...no asshole...just a single cochelia... fuck! When I opened my eyes again, I was no Pidgey but neither was I purely a Ditto. My appendages had turned into rudimentary wings and my lips into beaks, but the rest of body was still pinkish slime. And feathers too ¨C a whole lot of fucking feathers all over my body. "PIDTOO PIDTOO..." It looked like even my vocal chords have gotten messed up.... Fucking Jesus. At least give me a fucking talon for movement dude... Good thing I didn''t start with a bigger body... I turn back into Ditto form. Let''s try that again... I close my eyes and focus on Pidgey form. This time, I really concentrate on those talons... ... ... I opened my eyes slightly and let out a frustrated sigh... This time was also a failure, making me into an even more deformed creature... but, you know, progress? But, hey! I got two fucking talons! That''s gotta count for something! Let''s fucking gooooo! That day, the residents of Pallet Town reported a weird pink thing with feathers all over its body and face of a chicken running through the town. No one knew what the fuck that was, but it''s said that many children couldn''t sleep that night due to reported nightmares about a chicken slime... ... "Pid-gee-OT!" I shriek as I soar through the skies, my newly transformed body finally free from that hideous Pidtoo form. I owe it all to that curious Pidgeot who flew by, probably thinking I was some freakish, edible Pok¨¦mon or something. Who cares, though? I''m flying high, baby! Now, I''m on the hunt for a certain orange-haired beauty, rumored to be fishing by the river. You know, the one and only Misty, the crush of every damn kid on the. The odds are against me, considering how much time I wasted with Delia, but I can at least do a flyby and see if I get lucky. If not, I''ll head to Pewter City and try my luck there. *Whoooshh* "Ooot!?" The gust of wind nearly sends me tumbling out of the sky before I manage to regain control. Yeah, flying''s a real bitch, especially with these crappy weather conditions. Dark clouds all around, perfect for a beginner flyer like me to crash and burn. "PIDGEOOOOT!" I scream as a blinding light engulfs me, followed by a paralyzing jolt and a shit-ton of pain. Son of a...! A lightning bolt just came out of nowhere and smacked me right in the head! Fuck. Me. My vision started to blur, and my senses began to shut down. I barely managed to release my grip on the Pidgeot transformation before my body crashed to the ground, hoping like hell that my squishy body absorbed enough of the impact to keep me from turning into sttered egg *flop* ... I wake up on a soft bed, with a brown ceiling staring back at me. I feel like I just had a nice dream, i was also scored a hot milf... oh wait, it was real! I shaked my head, trying to shake off the remnants of sleep, and my fingers (or rather,ck thereof) leave a slimy trail on the bed sheets. "Ah, you''re finally awake?" I hear an angel-like voice, and I turn my head to see a pink-haired woman, with the face that put models to shame, all in fluffy nurse attire ¨C and it''s none other than Nurse Motherfucking Joy! Holy shit "Dittooo?" I mutter under my breath, still trying to process the whole situation. Nurse Joy approaches me and gently rubs my head, her touch sending shivers down my spine. I''m still too dazed to reply, pet me moree It was one thing to see this angelic nurse in anime, but in reality, she looked so damn beautiful. Especially that smile, that damn smile! Looking at it is making me practically melt. I feel like a puddle of slime on her bed. Wait, I am actually that...nvm. "Are you okay little guy?" she asks, her voice as soothing as a gentle breeze. "A girl found you in the forest with your body charred... did you get struck by lightning?" I just dazedly nod my head, still trying to process the chaos that''s been unleashed upon me. Nurse Joy''s expression turns sympathetic, and she coos, "A poor baby..." Her words are like a warm hug on a cold winter night. I feel myself rxing into her care, my slime-body melting under her gentle touch. Wait, did she say a girl found me? Could it be... Misty?! Not minding me, Nurse Joy continued, "I''ve got you all patched up, you should have no problem moving now!" Wiggling my body a little, I find out that was true. Aside from a bit of rigidness, I don''t feel much different from usual. But from her description of charred bodies and the shock I had felt then, it seems the situation was a bit serious. I look at her with a t smile on my face and motion toe closer with my appendage. "Do you need something? Food?" she asks concerned, but leans down closer to the bed. I raise my body a bit and nt a quick kiss on her cheek. Gotta show my appreciation for help! Nurse Joy''s eyes widen in surprise at the sudden kiss, but she giggles and blushes slightly. "Oh, you''re feeling better already!" she says, smiling warmly. "Well, if you''re ready to get up and move around, I can help you with that." I nod enthusiastically (well, as much as a Ditto can nod) and try to stand up, but Nurse Joy gently guides me back onto the bed. "Not so fast, little guy," she says with a chuckle. "Let me just check your vitals again real quick." I grumble slightly at being forced to stay in bed, but I know better than to resist Nurse Joy''s expert care. As she checks my vital signs, I can''t help but leer at the beautiful face in front of me. An Very Unlucky Ditto An Very Unlucky Ditto "Want to meet the girl who brought you?", she asked. I nodded eagerly. If she was who I guessed she was, it was a good thing.If not, who am I to deny seeing a female. She picked me up, my body barely weighing anything anyway. I was thinking about what I should if it was her but then my mind got too busy thinking about the sweet boobies squishing me between them to pay attention to what I was nning. *squish squish* Nothing quite like boobies! She was carrying me out of the infirmary, and I could feel her warmth radiating through her uniform. My body rxed by themselves, morphing around her chest. "Ditto," she muttered, clearly surprised by my sudden movement. I settled deeper into her chest, and her grip on me tightened in response. Oopsie? She didn''t mind hoho As we walked out into the main hall of Pewter City''s Pok¨¦mon center, Nurse Joy pointed to a girl with a orange hair- Misty. "That''s the one who found you in the forest," she said, as if that exined everything. The said girl in question seemed to be arguing with another boy, who face was quite familiar to me. How couldn''t it be, I just fucked his momst night. In the corner I also caught sight of a burnt excuse of a bicycle thrown about. When my eyes locked onto Misty and her whole figure, and I let out a loud "Ditttoo!" without thinking. It was my go-to phrase when I got excited or horny, which was, shame to say, quite often. Distractions aside, I want to say something. Holy Hell Mother of a Fucker, I was neither expecting and was nor ready for this. This was not the early teen girl that had appeared in anime at all, no, this was easily over 15+ body d in pants that barely covered her big ass and top crop that left her toned stomach in bare view, this was...spectacr. Misty''s attention snapped towards me, her expression softening into surprise and then concern as she left the argument and walked toward us. "Hey! You are okay now!?"she asked eagerly , her voice warm as the sun-kissed forest we''d left behind. "Ditto Ditto" I nodded. Nurse Joy also let me down on the desk as Misty came near. "Thank God, You looked so bad when I found you." Misty asked as she petted my head. "Dit Dit?" I shrugged. Had the heavens been on vendetta against me for striking me with lightening while flying? Who knows... I extended my hands forward, wishing to be picked up. I was in dire need of some loving. She scooped me up, holding me close to her chest like a precious treasure. I couldn''t speak, but that didn''t stop me from thinking: Worthy of being my first crush inst life... I gestured to Misty toe closer, my eyes fixed on hers. She obliged, a gentle smile on her face. As she leaned in, I pecked her on the cheek, trying to y it cool. Misty let out a delighted "Aww" and hugged me tighter, her arms wrapping around me like a warm nket. I took that opportunity to sink my ws into her chest, my hands instinctively seeking out the softness of her boobs. Ah, bliss! Boobies were the best, and Misty''s were no exception. Misty, thinking I was hugging her back, tightened her grip around me. "Aww, Ditto here appreciates someone''s help rather than a certain somebody who borrowed my bicycle and left it in a ruined state," she said sarcastically. The boy, Ash, caught her eye, and I could sense a hint of frustration there. "Hey, I already told you I''m sorry!" he said defensively. Speaking of which, he saw me, and his eyes narrowed for a bit and his expression changed to one of surprise "Wait a minute... aren''t you the same Ditto who came to my house yesterday?!" he eximed, pointing an usatory finger at me. I feigned confusion, tilting my head sideways and shaking my head negatively. "Ditto?" I said, trying to sound as innocent as possible. Nurse Joy chimed in, a hint of amusement in her voice. "You may be mistaken, Ash. After all, nearly all Dittos look quite the same. Look, even Ditto doesn''t recognize you." She nodded towards me, and I followed her cue, nodding my head in agreement. Ash reluctantly nodded his head, thinking that it may be possible, and then shifted his attention from me to Nurse Joy, asking concernedly about Pikachu. "To be honest, Ash, I''m a bit disappointed in you," Nurse Joy said, her tone stern but kind. "You should have taken better care of Pikachu. It was in a terrible state when you brought it in." Ash''s expression fell, and he apologized genuinely, telling a bit of what had happened earlier in the forest. Misty''s expression also softened a bit on hearing the story, her eyes filled with concern for the little Pok¨¦mon. Seeing Ash''s expression, Nurse Joy''s face softened, and she felt a bit of pity. "Don''t worry too much, Ash. Pikachu''s condition is stable now," she said reassuringly. She went inside and brought back a sleeping Pikachu on a stretcher or big tray. "Aside from its injuries, Pikachu seemed to have been sort-of discharged because of using too much electricity and would need to sleep for a while to recover," she exined. Wait a minute... isn''t this different from what happened in the anime? I remember Pikachu being awake by now... fuck, don''t tell me this is the butterfly effect? Damn, what a nasty bitch that is. My casual, carefree world was now spinning out of control. Bloody hell. I was just a cute horny Ditto, not some catalyst for change. Just then, the sound of shattering ss filled the air. I looked up to see three figures dropping down from the formerly not-broken ss window on the roof, their uniforms a familiar sight. What could a big fucking R on a uniform mean? Thats right, its team rocket! Everybody else was shocked at the unconventional style of entry, their faces frozen in surprise. "Who the...?" Misty started to say, her voice trailing off as she took in the duo''s dramatic entrance. Why censor the cuss, dear Misty? Let you mouth be free as my desire for booties! Leaving that aside, I found a new S-tier booty to look out for. Its name starts with J and if you guessed James, then don''t let me find your ass. Jessie and James, the dynamic duo of Team Rocket, struck a pose, their faces stered with confident grins. "Prepare for trouble, and make it double!" they chimed in unison, their voices echoing through the Pok¨¦mon Center. I couldn''t help but roll my eyes. These two were always so predictable. But at the same time, I had to admit it - their dramatic entrances always brought a certain level ofedic relief to the scene. "To protect the world from devastation!" they continued, their voices growing louder and more dramatic. "To unite all peoples within our nation!" "To denounce the evils of truth and love!" "To extend our reach to the stars above!" The anthem went on, with Jessie and James striking pose after pose, their movements perfectly choreographed. I had to admit, it was quite the show. Ash''s eyes narrowed, his hand instinctively reaching for his belt. "Team Rocket?" What are you going to do Son, smite them with the motherfucking Pidgey? "Surrender your Pok¨¦mon to us, or we''ll take them by force!" Jessie dered, her eyes scanning the room like she was already counting her spoils. Meowth, ever the opportunist, piped up, "And we''ll start with all the injured Pok¨¦mon in the center! Like that Pikachu over there, for instance." Everyone''s eyes snapped to the Pikachu sleeping on the stretcher, and I couldn''t help but feel a pang of sympathy for the little guy. It seemed that his situation had been more serious than in the anime, as it was still sleeping midst all this chaos. Don''t worry rat, I got this. I will take over your role. Meanwhile, Ash stepped forward, his face set in determination. "You can''t just take our Pok¨¦mon! That''s not how it works!" Jessie sneered at him. "Oh, poor little boy. You''re still wet behind the ears, aren''t you? This is how the real world works. The strong take what they want, and the weak get left behind." I quickly transformed into a perfect replica of the Pikachu, except the bandages and injuries. My body seemed to desire copying the injuries too for perfect mimic, but why the fuck would I mimic the injuries for god''s sake. Ahem, lets start. "Kyaaaa" The sudden shift in mass and texture seemed to have surprised Misty as her hand''s grip suddenly loosened on my body. No worries girl, I forgive you, beauties are allowed to make some mistakes. Otherwise, how will the knight save them? Landing gracefully, I looked toward the Team Rocket Trio, who were also looking at this new development in surprise. "Pika, pika!" I shouted, releasing a Thunder Shock attack at Team Rocket. But something was off. I just wanted to give them a small jolt. The Thunder Shock bolts struck the Rocket trio. But the attack didn''t stop at merely a jolt. It kept going, and going, and going. The power was increasing, and the color of the lightning was changing to a deep blue. What the fuck? I was losing control, and I didn''t know how to stop it. The only thing I could do, which I did was remove the trio as target. They just fainted with stars in their eyes (Don''t ask, its poke-magic) I didn''t kill them on their debut after all. And not to lie, can''t waste a bootie. "Misty, look out!" Ash shouted, as the Thunder Shock bolts started striking everywhere. "Ditto, what''s going on?" Misty cried, ducking for cover behind a nearby counter. Nurse Joy joined in, "Everyone, take cover! This is getting out of hand!" I was still trying to stop the attack, but it was like my body had a mind of its own. As the chaos continued, I caught a glimpse of the windows on the roof. The sky outside was darkening, with clouds gathering at an rming rate. This was getting out of fucking control, the only thing worst would be another lightning bolt dropping on my head "Ditto, stop! Please stop!" Misty pleaded, her voice barely audible over the crackling of the Thunder Shock. I had to do something. I focused all my energy and tried to transfer back into my Ditto form, which was a bit hard honestly. My body seemed to be locked, like it was struck mid-animation. Gritting my teeth, I began to think of the worst things I have seen. I copsed onto the ground in exhaustion, as my body transformed back into ditto. The moment I changed back, the Thunder Shock bolts stopped, and the room fell silent. Iy there, panting and trembling, feeling like I''d just run a marathon. Suddenly, without warning, a bright light filled the room, and I felt a strangely familiar sensation building up inside me. The next thing I knew, a bolt of lightning came crashing down from the ceiling, striking me right on the head. Motherfucker I was just jokinnnnng! I felt a jolt of electricity course through my body, and everything around me went white. When I came to, I was lying on the floor, my head throbbing with pain. I gazed up at the ceiling of the Pok¨¦mon Center, where the many broken ss windows offered a clear view of the darkening sky. The clouds were a deep, foreboding grey, and I could swear I saw the outline of something massive lurking within them. A faint, glowing eye seemed to stare back at me, sending shivers down my spine. Holy fuck, that was totally ominous. Which motherfucking ho''s nest had I just poked this time?? But my questions were met with the silent groans of the Team Rocket members, who were still reeling from the unexpected attack. Misty came running towards me, concern etched on her face. "Ditto, are you okay?" I groggily nodded, trying to sit up. Honestly, I was feeling like puking. It was like someone had overfed me and just kept shoveling food down my gullet. I shook my head, still trying to process what had just happened. Misty scooped me up, cradling me in her arms. I buried my face in her soft boobies, seekingfort and reassurance. I needed some loving to recover from this ordeal... As I snuggled into Misty''s embrace, the clouds outside seemed to dissipate, leaving behind a bright, sunny sky once more. The sudden change was almost as jarring as the ominous feeling that had preceded it. For now, I was just going to bask in Misty''s warmth and try to forget the weird, unsettling feeling that was totally a foreshadowing some future event... ----------- Hello Guys! So this was a 2.4k words chapter, very big for me, which I would have usually broken in 2 chapters, but this time I thought, let them enjoy. Also, I have a patreon. I post the draft for chapters there, so if anybody wants to read them in advance, feel free to check it out. I would also be grateful for the support. Link: /Abstracto_101 Ploy Ploy Momentster, a blue-haired hottie with a skirt that nearly traveled up to her butt came barging in, gun in hand. "Everybody hands up- ah?" She stopped short, taking in the scene before her. Team Rocket was already subdued, and the Pok¨¦mon Center was in disarray. "What the...", she murmured. Wow, what a timing, Officer Jenny. ... A few more momentster I was sitting on a table, sipping some sort of milk through a straw. Nurse Joy told me was good for my nutrition. And who am I to deny an angel''s request. I was watching as Jenny rounded up Team Rocket with some other police officers in a Van parked at the Pokemon Center''s Gate. Jesse seemed to be looking at my direction with a narrowed gaze. Sorry Jess, not this time, I thought while waving my hands toward her. She just huffed and looked away. That caught Jenny''s attention as she looked toward where Jesse was looking. Smile and wave boys, smile and wave. Shaking her head, she turned back again. Damn, that ass is really something, I thought, my eyes fixed on the officer''s back assets. It seemed like it would spill out of those short skirts anytime now. How does she even run wearing those, without them rolling up? *creak* Misty came and sat down on the chair beside the table, an ice packet in her hands, which she put on her forehead''s swelling. Apparently, one of my stray thunderbolts had flicked a cup at her head. Poor girl... I have to make sure topensate her for thatter... (lewdly, of course). Misty turned to me, concern and a bit of curiosity etched on her face. "Ditto, what was that before? You just... exploded with thunderbolts!" I shrugged, my Ditto face as innocent as could be. "You don''t know, do you?" I nodded, my only response being a soft "Ditto." Misty sighed, shaking her head. "Well, just don''t try it again for now. God knows what will happen if you do." I smiled, feeling a warmth in my chest. Such a kind girl, caring for me even when hurt herself. I sat there silently on the table, thinking something. "Di di," I called out. I got a n, trust me! Misty''s eyes turned to me with a questioning gaze. I activate my mimic ability, and in a sh, my small body starts morphing and poof! I''m a Ditto version of Misty herself. Misty''s jaw drops, and she looks like she''s seen a ghost ¨C or in this case, herself. "W-what in the world...?" she stammers. I don''t give her time to process, though. I spring into action, jumping up from the table and making a run for it. I throw a "follow me" gesture over my shoulder, and Misty''s curiosity gets the better of her. She takes off after me, shouting, "Wait, where you going?" I lead her on a wild goose chase, dodging pedestrians and market stalls until we reach a secluded alleyway. I dart in, Misty hot on my heels. As she enters the alley, I spin around, and ¨C BAM! ¨C I''ve got her pinned to the wall. "Kyaaa!" She lets out a surprised little yelp, and I''m like, gotcha. For a moment, she''s stunned, and I can see the gears turning in her head. Then, her eyes widen as she realizes it''s her own body double that''s got her trapped. I lean forward, our faces suddenly are inches apart, our hot breath mingling in the air. "D-ditto, w-what are you d-doing?" she stammers, her voice trembling. I can see the fear mixed with curiosity in her eyes, and I''m like, yeah, this is it. This is the moment. And then, without another word, I make my move. My lips cover hers, and it''s like the whole world has melted away. "Mmphh!!" Misty''s eyes bug out like saucers, and for a moment, she''s frozen in shock. Her mind''s gonepletely nk, like she''s trying to process what the heck just happened. And that''s exactly what I''m counting on. I take advantage of her momentary stun, and my tongue slips into her mouth like it''s going home. I mean, I''ve had my fair share of kisses, but this one''s something special. Her lips are soft, her mouth''s warm, and her taste? Absolutely divine. It''s like a sweet and tangy explosion, with just a hint of lime. I''m talking citrusy heaven, folks! By the time she snaps out of her daze and manages to push me back, I''ve gotten a good, thorough taste of her. I''m talking a decent sampling, if you know what I mean. And let me tell you, I''m not disappointed. Not one bit. I break away, grinning from ear to ear, and Misty looks like she''s about to implode. Her face is flushed, her chest is heaving, and her eyes are zing with a mix of shock, confusion, and ¨C dare I say it? ¨C intrigue. Yeah, I''ve got her right where I want her. Misty''s face is still flushed from the kiss, and now she''s furious. Her eyes are zing, and she''s practically spitting fire as she demands, "What the hell are you doing, Ditto?!" I put on my most innocent face, trying to look like a Ditto-shaped angel. "I was just saying thanks," I say, my voice dripping with sincerity. "M-my goodness, You can t-talk?!" Misty''s eyes are wide with shock, her mouth hanging open like a gaping fish. I can almost see the gears in her head whirring as she tries to process the fact that a Pok¨¦mon is speaking to her. For a moment, she forgets all about the kiss and her anger, her curiosity getting the better of her. I chuckle, a low, husky sound. "Not exactly, Misty. I''m just mimicking my body''s movements and voice. You know, Ditto''s special talent?" I give her a cheeky grin, enjoying the look of amazement on her face. Misty blinks, still looking stunned, but then her expression snaps back to anger. "Wait, that doesn''t matter right now! What I want to know is - " she takes a deep breath, her eyes shing with indignation - Thanks?!" she repeats, her voice incredulous. "You think that''s how you say thanks?!" I shrug, trying to look as clueless as possible. "Well, I saw ady do it to a guy earlier after saying thanks, and I thought that''s how humans showed appreciation," I say, my tonepletely deadpan. Misty''s face turns beet red with rage. "No, no, no! That''s not how it works, Ditto!" she insists, her hands on her hips. I pout, looking crestfallen. "Oh, looks like my thanks weren''t enough," I say, my lower lip jutting out in a sad expression. And then, before she can react, I''m back on her, my lips crashing down on hers again. This time, I''m not holding back ¨C I''m kissing her like my life depends on it. Misty''s still trying to process what''s happening, but I''m not giving her a chance to think. I''m too busy showing her exactly what a "Ditto" learned about human "thanks". My tongue shoots out, but it doesn''t stay as one - it morphs into multiple thinner tongues, all of which sweep across her mouth with a frantic intensity. It''s like a mini-tongue army, overwhelming her senses and short-circuiting her brain. 1 vs many, and it was easy to guess what happens. Misty''s eyes go wide, her pupils dting as she tries to process the sheer sensation overload. Her initial resistance begins to crumble, her body melting into mine as she sumbs to the Ditto-tongue assault.. My hands, meanwhile, have a mind of their own, snaking up to grasp her generous chest, kneading the soft flesh with an urgent enthusiasm. I''m talking fingers digging in, thumbs circling, palms molding to her curves... Misty''s moans are barely audible, muffled by our lips, but I can feel the vibrations, sense her body beginning to respond. For her, this is uncharted territory ¨C the overwhelming onught of sensations, the sheer intensity of it all, is simply too much. Looks? Let Me Show You My Looks Looks? Let Me Show You My Looks I take it up a notch, pinching her nipples through her clothes, and that''s when Misty snaps out of her daze. "Stop!" she exims, her voice firm butced with a hint of embarrassment. I y the role of the innocent Pok¨¦mon, freezing in ce, my eyes wide with confusion. I stop immediately, looking up at her with a hurt expression, and ask in a pitiful tone, "Didn''t you like my thanks?" Misty''s anger detes, reced by a mixture of concern and embarrassment as she takes in my vulnerable face. She thinks I might have genuinely misunderstood something, and she tries to exin it to me in a gentle tone. "Ditto, this isn''t how you say thanks. You shouldn''t do this," she says, her cheeks flushing slightly. I tilt my head, looking puzzled, and ask, "But why were those people I saw doing it, then?" Misty''s face turns a deeper shade of red, but she tries to power through the embarrassment. "This is called a kiss, Ditto. It''s...only people who love each other do that." I blink, my expression nk, and ask, "Love? What''s that? Can you eat it?" Misty''s face turns an even deeper shade of red, and she looks like she''s about to implode from embarrassment. "N-no, you can''t eat it, Ditto," she stammers. "Love is...it''s a feeling, okay? It''s when you care about someone deeply." I nod, my eyes wide with curiosity, and ask, "So, it''s like when I''m hungry and I care about food deeply?" Misty''s face contorts in a mix of frustration and amusement. "No, Ditto, it''s not like that at all," she says, trying tough it off. "You''re not getting it, are you?" I shrug, still looking puzzled, and Misty takes a deep breath, trying to exin it further. "Look, Ditto, when people love each other, they show affection in different ways. The kiss I told you about, it''s one way. But it''s not something you do with just anyone, okay?" I nod again, trying to process this weird human thing. "Okay, I think I get it. So, love is like...special food for the heart?" Misty''s face falls, and she looks at me like I''m hopeless. "Ditto, you''re not even close," she says, sighing. Misty tries to exin again, speaking slowly and clearly, but I just nod and smile, acting like I''m understanding her perfectly. Finally, I snap my fingers and exim, "Oh, I get it now!" Misty''s face lights up with excitement, thinking that I''ve finally understood what she''s been trying to say. "You must haven''t liked my thanks because I have these," I say, pointing to my boobs and face, looking at her with a rifying tone. "You must haven''t liked it because I''m a biological female, or that''s what humans say." Misty''s face falls, and she groans, rubbing her forehead. "That''s not what I meant, dummy..." she mutters, shaking her head. I act oblivious, still smiling, and suddenly activate my mimic ability once again. This time, I''m not copying anyone around me ¨C I''m copying my own past self. I mean, who knows their own body better than themselves, right? Creating a whole ass human from scratch will be hard, at least that is what my experience had told. But what if I just morph small things of an already made specimen? A specimen that is already human, just not male. I focus my mimicry on my own body, tweaking and altering my biology with an ease that''d make a stic surgeon jealous. I start with the basics: widening my shoulders, reconfiguring my bone structure, and shifting my fat distribution to create a more masculine physique. My boobs tten, my hips narrow, and my facial features sharpen. It''s like I''m rearranging Lego blocks, except the blocks are made of flesh and bone. As I refine my transformation, I start to get a bit carried away. I add defined cheekbones, a chiseled jawline, and piercing blue eyes that seem to bore into Misty''s soul. I give myself a strong, angr nose and full, luscious lips that curve into a devastating smile. And how can I forget the pi¨¨ce de r¨¦sistance between my legs. Now that was a bit of delicate work, but years of reading holy scriptures didn''t betray me. Misty''s eyes widen in shock, her mouth dropping open as she takes in the sight before her. "Wow," she breathes, her voice barely audible. I mean, why wouldn''t she be impressed? I''ve sculpted myself into a work of art, a masterpiece of masculinity. I mean, why stop at just being a dude when I can be The Dude? Yeah, bitches, I lied. That''s not how I looked in myst life, or I would''ve been drowning in bitches and booties. Misty''s eyes roam over my transformed body, her gaze lingering on my broad, hard chest. She seems to be mesmerized by the defined muscle, her eyes tracing the contours of my pecs. Her gaze then drops to my chiseled abs, her eyes widening as she takes in the sight of my ripped stomach. I can see her swallow hard, her throat bobbing up and down as she tries to process what she''s seeing. And then, her gaze travels lower, her eyes locking onto my impressive equipment. Even in a sleeping state, my anaconda is quite the sight to behold. Misty''s face goes from flushed to beet-red, her ears turning a deep crimson as she can''t help but stare. I, of course, am still smiling innocently, pretending like I have no idea what''s going on. Enjoying the show of century. Misty''s gaze is glued to my...lower region, her eyes stuck in a perpetual state of shock. I can almost see her brain short-circuiting, trying to process the sheer size and majesty of what she''s seeing. Her lips are parted, her breathing shallow, and her face is on fire. I''m pretty sure she''s never seen anything like this before. Suddenly, she snaps out of her trance, her face flushing with embarrassment. "D-Ditto! W-What is th-this?" This is what I call, The yer. "What''s what, Misty?" Smiling innocently with equal amounts of feigning confusion, I ask. Misty''s face is still bright red, her eyes darting around the alleyway as if trying to look at anything other than my body. "Y-You''re naked!" she stammers, her voice barely above a whisper. I look down, as if I''ve just noticed my state of undress. "Oh, yeah! I guess I am," I say, as if that was a normal fact. She covers her face with her hands, as if trying to get away from the sight of my naked body. "T-turn around, Ditto! Put some clothes on!" I almost wanted tough on seeing her still peeking from between the finger''s gaps. Misty''s eyes widen as I take a step closer to her, my naked body towering over her. "C-Clothes? Why? Is this any problem?" I say while stretching my body, taking a feel of the new physique. "What do you mean? You don''t know what clothes are?" she asks almost curiously, her voice shaking slightly. I maintained my innocent expression somehow. "I don''t know, Misty. You''re always wearing those weird skins on your body. I thought they were a part of you or something," I say, my tone dripping with confusion, but God knows how I am keeping the smile from slipping out of my lips. Misty''s face turns an even deeper shade of red as she realizes I''mpletely serious. "T-those are clothes, Ditto! You''re supposed to wear them to cover yourself!" she exins pointing toward her clothes, her voice barely above a whisper. I take another step closer, my body inches from hers and lean down to take a closer look at her clothes. "Oh, I see. So, I''m supposed to wear those skins to cover this?" I ask, gesturing to my body. Misty''s eyes dart back to my face, her gaze locked on mine. She looks like she''s about to copse from embarrassment. With a flicker of my mimic ability, I conjure up a simple white t-shirt and a pair of tight-fitting pants. The fabric stretches to amodate my muscr physique, highlighting my impressive chest, shoulders, and arms. My pants are tight enough to showcase my strong legs and...ahem...other assets. Misty''s eyes widen as she takes in my new attire, her face still flushed from earlier. She looks like she''s about to copse from embarrassment, but at least she''s no longer staring at my naked body. I strike a pose, flexing my muscles to show off my magnificent physique. "How''s this, Misty? Do I look good?" I ask, grinning from ear to ear. Misty can''t help but stare. Her eyes are glued to my body, her face flushed with a mix of surprise and admiration. "Mmmm, y-yeah... it looks... it looks reeeally good... " Misty''s eyes ze over, her voice trailing off as she continues to stare at Ditto''s body. Suddenly, she snaps out of her daze, her expression changing from admiration to embarrassment. "No, no, no! I didn''t mean that! It''s not... it''s not good at all! You''re... you''re being indecent!" ------- In The Webs In The Webs I pout, my gaze fixed on my feet, my expression a masterss in fake disappointment. "Aww, okay, Misty. I won''t say thanks again," I sulk, my voice heavy with drama, a hint of yful spite creeping in. Misty exhales a sigh of relief, her tension easing as she thinks she''s dodged a bullet. But I''m just getting started. I mutter under my breath, loud enough for Misty to catch, "Maybe I should go thank Nurse Joy instead... and ask her why you''re being so weird about it." Misty''s eyes sh with horror, her face flushing a deep shade of crimson as she grabs my forearms, holding me in ce. "No, Ditto, don''t!" she exims, her voiceced with panic. I look up at her, feigning innocence, my eyes wide with curiosity. "Why not, Misty? I wanna learn," I say, my tone dripping with fake sincerity, a dash of mischief added for good measure. Misty''s grip on my arms tightens, her face set in a determined expression. "Just... trust me on this one, okay? Don''t go and thank Nurse Joy... or anyone else, for that matter," she pleads, her voice soft but firm. I nod, still looking puzzled, but Misty seems to rx a bit, thinking she''s contained the situation. I nce down at my crotch, my expression a mix of confusion and concern. "You know, Misty, since I gave you thanks earlier, something weird happened," I say, my tone innocent and curious. Misty furrows her brow, looking at me in confusion. "What do you mean, Ditto?" she asks, her voiceced with caution. "Well, my breathing pace seemed to have elerated, and my heart was also beating a bit louder," I say, still looking puzzled, as if trying to solve a intricate puzzle. "At first, I thought it was because of ack of air while giving thanks, but then there was something else too," I add, pointing towards the bulge in my pants, trying to look as innocent as possible. Misty''s eyes widen, and a wave of heat rushes through her cheeks as her gaze falls on the impressive, swollen, and very erect penis straining against my pants. Her mind stumbles, trying to make sense of the situation. Panic seizes her, a cold sweat prickling her skin. ''No, no, no, this can''t be happening! He''s just a Ditto, a Pok¨¦mon for god''s sake!'' she repeats internally, trying to convince herself. But the overwhelming evidence stares back at her. Panic jolts through her like a shockwave. She swallows hard, desperately trying to find a way out of this situation. ''Oh Arceus... What do I do?'' she panics, her heart pounding like a drum solo, her voice trembling with desperation. Images of those explicit videos she''d identally stumbled upon on Pok¨¦Net sh through her head. The sensual moans, the frantic movements, the women touching... The explicit details she''d tried to forget, now assault her with terrifying rity. How was this even possible? Ditto was a Pok¨¦mon, a creature of pure innocence... or so she had thought. She had to think, she had to do something. But what? She stammers, her voice barely above a whisper. "Uh, it''s... it''s just... normal, Ditto," she says, her mind still racing, her face a deep shade of crimson. I furrow my brow, still looking mystified. "Normal? But it''s... it''s hurting," I whine, exaggerating my difort, trying to look as pitiful as possible. Misty''s expression softens, despite her embarrassment. "Maybe if you turn back into your Ditto form, it''ll... uh, go away," she suggests, her voiceced with hope, a hint of desperation creeping in. I shake my head, my expression pitiful. "I don''t think I can, Misty. It''s... it''s not letting me," I say, my tone dramatic. Misty''s eyes dart around the alleyway, anywhere but at the impressive, pulsing penis now straining against my pants. Her mind was in a controversial dilemma. Should I touch it? No, that would be weird. I heard it doesn''t go down without doing that... But it''s a Ditto, it''s not like it''s a human. But it looks like a human. Oh no, this is so confusing. "Maybe we should go back to Nurse Joy, she might be able to help," she suggests, her voice trembling with desperation. I nod, still wincing in fake pain. "Yeah, maybe she can help. But... but it''s getting bigger," I say, my eyes fixated on the thick, veiny length of my erection, my voiceced with fake concern. "I don''t think I would be able to move much like this... " As I say this, I subtly flex my muscles, making my already impressive erection grow evenrger. Just gotta take care not to burst it... That would be some nightmare fuel *shiver* The zipper of my pants starts to strain, and with a sudden ripping sound, my pants split open, revealing therge, swollen, and pulsating length of my erection pointing right at Misty''s startled face. The head of my cock was an angry shade of red, glistening with the wetness of pre-cum. Misty''s eyes freeze, her brain stuttering as she takes in the sight before her. Her face turns a deep shade of crimson, her mouth agape in shock. She looks like she''s about to faint, her eyes glued to the offending article as if it''s the most frightening thing she''s ever seen. I double over, clutching my crotch in mock agony. "Aaah, Misty, it hurts a bit... What''s happening to me? What is this long and hard thing?" I whine, my voice mixed with fake desperation. Rushing the moment is the key. Misty''s eyes dart around, her face a picture of panic. "I-I don''t know, Ditto! J-just... just stay calm, okay?" she stammers, her voice barely above a whisper, her eyes fixed on my peeking penis. I look up at her, my expression pleading. "But you''re a human, Misty! You must know what''s happening to me, right?" I ask with innocent curiosity and panic. Misty''s eyes too sh with panic as she realizes the implications. She never thought she''d have to exin those things to a Ditto-turned-human. Especially not one who was currently aroused No, she can''t do that... but the other option was *gulp* Misty''s eyes dart around, her face a picture of panic. Touch it, don''t touch it. It''s a Ditto, it''s not a human. But it looks like a human. I can''t just leave it like this. Oh no, what do I do "D-Ditto, s-stay still. I w-will t-try to do something," she says with bated breath, her cheeks reddening even further, her voice trembling with desperation. "Oh no, it''s getting worse!" I whine, clutching my crotch in mock agony, trying to look as pitiful as possible. Misty''s face is still bright red, "J-just s-stay still, Ditto," she stammers, her voice trembling, her eyes fixed on my pulsing erection. I nodded, still making puppy-dog eyes at her. "Okay, Misty, but you have to help me?" I ask, trying to sound innocent and clueless. Misty''s eyes snap back to mine, and for a moment, I think I saw a flicker of hesitation in them. But then, her expression firms up, and she takes a deep breath. "Y-yes, I''ll try to help you," she says, her voice steady, but her hands shaking slightly as she reaches out.