《The Guy Who Wanted To Talk To Aliens》


 Chapter 1: The Tweet

    My name is Albert. One day, I had a thought. This thought led me to wish that I could talk to someone not from Earth. When I meant ''not from Earth'', I really meant that I wanted to speak to an extraterrestrial being. While I was thinking about how I would do this, I began to ask my self questions that would help me achieve my desire. So I thought to myself; If I were a being that belongs to a highly advance civilization, what would I need to do to speak with someone who belongs to a civilization that inferior to mine? Of course I was thinking that there must be some kind of organization that would prevent these highly advanced civilization from directly contacting a civilization that are still too young to comprehend or handle the myriads of obstacles that the universe would bring.


    I, on the other hand had a sliver of idea of the problems that the universe would bring. But, I really didn''t care for that. All I wanted to do was to chat with a being that''s not from Earth. I didn''t want to gain superpowers, I didn''t want wealth and I didn''t want knowledge of about their higly advanced technology. But since humanity is still at its adolescent stage where were still fighting with one another and are still focused on resources, instead of uniting the entire specie as one, there was no way I would be able to speak with one in my life time.


    While I was still trying to figure out how I would attain my goal, I spoke to a friend who happens to be a lawyer. I didn''t ask him for help but instead, I just casually chatted with him. While chatting with him I brought up the topic in a indirect way. I told my friend that I was writing a fictional story of a guy who wanted to speak to highly advanced alien civilization but can''t since there are some sort of set rules that prevents him for doing so because he belongs to a much inferior civilization. Then he asked why would that be a problem? Then I told him about maybe that there was some sort of ''Prime Directive'' like in Star Trek where highly advanced civilization are forbidden from mingling with younger civilization to prevent them from messing up their development towards becoming a highly advanced civilization. My friend looked at me and laughed when I explained the reasons of why a highly advanced civilization is forbidden from communicating with young civilizations such as us humans. After discussing more about the story that I am supposively writing, my friend the lawyer, began telling me that every law has a loop hole and lawyers has to use their knowledge of the law to find that loop hole in order to win their cases.A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.


    What my friend told me gave me an idea. If every law has a loop hole, the laws from preventing highly advanced beings from communicating with inferior civilizations like ours should have one too. Then I immediately thought of one possible way. What if I gave the highly advanced beings consent to communicate with me? Giving consent to advanced beings to talk to me will likely not derail humanity''s development to becoming highly advanced beings. I mean, all I really wanted was to just simply chat with one.


    But the problem was; how would I be able to send my consent to the aliens? Since there was no way I could just email some random alien and say "Hey! Chat with me I''m giving you consent!" After realizing that, I was back at step one, Feeling annoyed at the road block that I came upon, I decided to temporarily stop thinking about my desire to speak with an alien. Instead of continuing my pursuit in trying to chat with an alien, instead I to got online to read the news on what''s going on around the world. During that time, there was a huge controversy about how the government were spying on everyone.


    Then I had an epiphany. If collecting information is one of the government''s habits, who''s to say that highly advanced beings aren''t watching us now? Who''s to say that they haven''t been monitoring us? Then I had an idea that would probably help me attain what I''ve been after. In this era, the internet is filled with humanity''s information. If I were a highly advanced civilization and I wanted to annoymously gain essential data on pre-space faring civilization, I would tap into their main source of information and gather what I need. In this era, the Internet is humanity''s main source of information. With that thought, I realized that I could literally just post my consent on the internet and just wait if it worked or not.


    So one day, on December 25th 2017. Chrismas when I was under the influence of alcohol. I decided to post a Tweet.


    After posting the tweet I wasn''t sure what would happen. Then weeks passed and I forgot about the tweet and my desire to speak to an extra terrestrial. But all that changed when I spoke to an alien who I began calling Bob because his name is too difficult to verbally say and spell.

 Chapter 2: Bob

    Weeks passed and I had completely forgotten about my desire of wanting to speak to a extraterrestrial being. One night I decided to sleep earlier than usual. I''m usually a late night kind of guy because I would wake up late in the morning since I worked in the afternoon until late in the evening.


    As I slowly drift off to sleep, I began hearing a noise that I couldn''t describe. The noise I was hearing wasn''t clicking, buzzing or any noise that I''ve heard before and it was something only I could hear. I realized that I''m the only one that could hear it because my dog, who is usually by my side when i''m home didn''t react when I heard the noise. At that time, I thought I was just hearing things because I usually use a headset to listen to the sounds from my laptop and maybe I was hearing some sort of imagined sound from over using my headset. So I decided to just ignore the sound and went on to try to sleep.


    The next day when, I woke up, I opened my eyes and for a brief moment I heard the noise again. I looked at my dog and again like before, he didn''t react to the noise. The reason why I''m pointing out why my dog didn''t react is because when ever there''s a car that''s trying to park in front of the house, my dog would usually bark like crazy. Any odd noise that he hears around the house, he would raise his ears and investigate the noise while angrily growling.


    The noise suddenly disappeared when my dog decided to lick the heck out of my face when he saw that I was awake. I went about my business and ignored the noise until two months had passed.


    I had just gotten home and I decided to just lay on my bed. While I laid there, my dog would usually use his nose to put his head under my hand. This was his way of asking to be petted on the head.


    I grabbed my dog and began petting him. As I petted him, I began talking to him like I usually do. It might seem weird but I would usually ask my dog how his day went and asked if he favored the food that I gave him before I left for work. Of course I didn''t get a reply because he''s a dog and dogs don''t speak. But usually I would get a reaction and I would try to guess what those reactions meant.


    So as I continued to converse with my dog, I suddenly heard a voice. This time the voice was clear and the voice said.


    "Hello."


    When I heard the voice I freaked out. I literally jumped out of my bed and grabbed the bar that i use to bench press with and yelled out.


    "Who''s there!?"


    When the entire thing happened my dog went into battle mode and went in front of me while I pointed one end of the bar towards the open window of my room. At that moment, I thought that there was someone outside my window saying "Hello" in the middle of the night.


    The next thing I did was close the window immediately. If there was someone outside, I didn''t want who ever that person was, to come inside my house. At that moment I felt irritated and at the same time I was terrified because I thought that there was a stranger in my property.This book is hosted on another platform. Read the official version and support the author''s work.


    I grabbed my flashlight and a lighter weapon since the bar from my bench press was too heavy to carry around. With a flashlight and a high grade OC ( oleoresin capsicum) spray at hand, I went outside to check the perimeter. I first made sure that the gate of the house is closed and locked. Then after making sure that there was no one in front area of the house, I opened all the lights around my house so that visibility wouldn''t be a problem. I mean who would want to fight in the dark?


    My dog and I ran to the backyard to see if there was anyone there. When we got there, there was no one in sight. After diligently checked every area outside and inside of the house, I exhaled in relief and in disappointment. Relief because there was actually no one there and disappointment because I couldn''t use my high grade OC spray.


    After all the commotions, I turned off all the lights except lights in the front yard. I went inside the house, ate some food while I watched anime and drank some some beer. (Hey, I like anime don''t judge.) After finishing an episode of Overlord (My favorite), I decided to call it a night.


    As I drifted to sleep, I began hearing a voice. At that moment I laughed cause I knew I was drunk and what made it funny was that I was hearing a voice in my head. (I''m a lightweight when it comes to beer but for some reason I can handle hard liquor better.)


    While I laid there on my bed I decided to talk to the voice just for the hell of it. At this time I spoke to the voice while I was trying to sleep.


    "Hello?" I mumbled drunkenly.


    "Oh wow we actually have someone that we can talk to." The voice said.


    "Uh. Good for you, I guess."


    "Hello human. My name is ???¨{??¨€¨€."


    "What? I can''t even pronounce that. Let alone spell it." I laughed drunkenly when I heard the voice''s name. "You know what. I''ll call you Bob. It''s easier that way."


    "I will accept the name that you have given me. In fact, it''s better that way so that if ever this communication frequency is compromised, I would be safe from any persecution."


    "Oh okay. I guess. By the way. How can I hear you in my head?"


    "Well were using a device that allows us to communicate with you."


    "Where exactly are you?"


    "I''m from another dimension. Your kind would describe us as interdimensional beings."


    "Uh. What''s that?" I laughed when I asked the question.


    "We live in another dimension that coexist with yours."


    "Oh wow. Wait so. . . wait . . I''m too drunk for this." I laughed as I try to construct the sentence that I was trying to say. "You''re alien?"


    "That description would describe us from your point of view. But in our point of view, you are the alien."


    "Ugh wait. Wait. I''m drunk. Is this real?"


    After asking that question to myself or Bob, I drifted to sleep. The next day, I woke up with a hang over and I remembered the entire brief conversation that I had with Bob very clearly. At that moment I thought about the conversation for awhile. I remember being drunk and talking to someone while I tried to sleep. But I wasn''t sure if I was just talking to myself or an actual alien from another dimension.


    A few days later, I decided to sleep early because I wanted to start running early in the morning before work. When I laid there in my bed to close my eyes, the same voice began talking to me again.


    **


    This is my dog. He''s very territorial.

 Chapter 3: Flying Saucers

    The voice began talking to me. As I laid there trying to sleep.


    "Hello, human."


    When I heard the voice, for some reason, I was not alarmed at all. I found it odd that I was able to lay there comfortably half asleep while I spoke to the voice.


    "Uh. Hello. . . Bob?"


    "Yes, It is I."


    "So this is real? I''m speaking to an interdimensional alien being in my head?"


    "It all true."


    "If this is real, is there some way that you can prove to me that you are real?"


    "There are ways to prove our existence. But of course it would bring you unnecessary attention if that''s what you are seeking."


    "Oh. Pfttt! I don''t want that. I just want to live a peaceful happy life. Attention from the world is something that I am not looking for."


    "Then the only way to give you proof of our authenticity is by giving you information of our activities there on your planet."


    "Wait. What? You''ve been to Earth?"


    "Our people have been observing your specie ever since the event that you call World War II. But we are not the only ones who have been watching your planet."


    "Wait, what there are others?"


    "Yes. The others that you speak of are in the same plane of dimension as yours and they are much closer than you think."


    "Wait. Wait. Wait. Are you saying that there are already aliens here on Earth?"


    "According from the data that we gathered, there seems to be several."


    "Okay wait. This is freaking me out. But what''s weird is that I am already asleep. I think."


    "Ah. Yes. We''ve locked the frequency that allows us to communicate with you. But to prevent any damage from your mind we have limited our communication measures with you. The device that we recently invented only allows us to keep this connection during the first period of what you humans call ''R.E.M sleep''. Any connection further than the first period will cause you neural degeneration."


    "Oh what the F*%$. That''s scary but for some reason, I''m not afraid. I should be, but I can''t seem to control my body at the moment."


    "Do not worry human. We Bovines will make sure no harm will occur to you."Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website.


    "That''s reassuring. But didn''t you say that the device that you are using to communicate with me is something you recently just invented? And why do you keep saying we?"


    "You are very curious for your specie. The reason why I say we, is because there are others who are here listening to our conversation. Even though I, the one you call Bob, is the only one speaking to you, the others that are here have specific particular tasks. Many of my people that are here are tasked to monitor every calculations and data that are being used to make this conversation to be possible. The rest are just simply audiences."


    "Is that so. . . .By the way Bob. I''m curious. You mentioned that your people have been observing Earth ever since World War II. How did that start?"


    "The caste of people that we have, whom you would identify as Scientist discovered your dimension when several artificially forced split of an atom occurred on your planet. These occurrences opened a rift into your dimension. When we discovered the rift, we deployed our drones to investigate. These drones are what your people call ''Flying Saucers''."


    "What . . . so those silver disks were your drones? But what about the aliens that were discovered inside those UFO''s?"


    "Those were merely our bio-synthetic drones that were created for the purpose of scouting your planet to gather and retrieve data. Traveling from one dimension to another is something that takes an enormous strain on any organic being''s body. Even with proper precautions and protections, It would be almost impossible to travel from one dimension to another unless you are a being that is entirely synthetic."


    "This is insane. All these information, but if I were to tell anyone about anything that I''ve learned here, I would be labeled as Insane."


    "Are you still doubting our existence?"


    "Kind of . . . Your story seems plausible Bob but that still doesn''t prove your existence. For all that I know, I''m just making all this up in my head. I do have a hyper active imagination after all."


    "That is a shame because our time is running out and we''ve yet to tell you the real reason why we have contacted you."


    "Wait, I thought the reason why you contacted me is because of my Tweet?"


    "Tweet? What is that?"


    "It''s a message sent through a social media here on Earth."


    "We don''t consider social medias as reliable factual data. This is because in the younger years of the Bovine civilization, we''ve experienced chaos and turmoil due to such deplorable use of resources. We chose you because your mind sets of a neutral frequency similar to what your people would call nature."


    "I don''t understand that. But I am a bit delighted that I was chosen."


    "But yet you still doubt our existence."


    "Kinda . . Yeah. Like I said I have a hyper active imagination."


    "What would allow you to accept the fact that we are not falsifying our existence?"


    "I don''t know. Maybe . . just keep chatting with me and the more we converse with one another the more likely i''ll start to believe. Think of this as me, gathering data until I discover a reliable fact that will solidify your existence."


    "It''s logical. We never thought that you would have such an advance thought pattern that is very much similar to ours. Maybe that is one of the reasons why we were able to connect with you from our dimension."


    "Maybe. I really don''t understand how its possible. But since your civilization is highly advanced, most of your technology would seem like magic to me."


    "Human, we shall now temporarily terminate the connection between our dimension from yours in order to prevent your mind to trigger a condition that will cause severe neural degeneration. We will be eagerly looking forward to our next conversation."


    And just like that, It seems that I have befriended a group of aliens from another dimension.


    **


    Bio-Synthetic Drone

 Chapter 4: Information War

    Several days had passed and almost every night whenever I would go to sleep, for at least ten minutes, I would have a chat with the inter-dimensional alien that I named Bob. The things that I''ve learned from Bob made me question the things that I knew. It also made me want to do some research if what he was telling me was actually plausible. I mean of course I''m not going to believe everything some stranger is going to tell me. I mean for all I know, Bob could just be a troll from another dimension.


    The thing about me is, it''s very hard for me to completely trust anyone and I am not just going to blindly believe a voice in my head. I don''t even trust myself sometimes with certain decisions. At the same time i''m not ever sure if I''m making all this up in my head or If I am actually talking to an alien from another dimension.


    After a week of having a conversation with Bob, I looked online for all the things that he''s been telling me. I looked up if Atomic bombs can affect other dimensions. When I looked this up, scientist aren''t even sure if other dimensions even exist!


    At moment the thought of other dimensions or realities or universes are simply just a theory. Since there are no actual physical way to prove that there actually are other dimensions or universes other than ours, the idea is still just an idea.


    Knowing this gave me a roadblock. It doesn''t prove or disprove what Bob had told me about how they found our universe. Then again maybe our civilization are just not advanced enough to have that sort of instrument that can detect certain anomalies.The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.


    After looking up bits of the things that we discussed about, my head started hurting. It was hurting because I was spending hours online looking for all the things that Bob had told me. After awhile of researching, I told myself to take a break.


    While taking a break from all the research that I wanted to do in order for me to know if what I''m being told was actual fact or not, I began thinking about this whole situation. At first, I only wanted to chat with an alien. I got what I wanted but it made me think, do others want to actually know if we''re not alone in the universe?


    How would people react when they learn that aliens exist and they''ve been watching us ever since we started to create fire for ourselves. Bob''s civilization had begun watching us when they detected the faint signal that the two atomic bombs that was dropped during World War II. But from what Bob had told me several other race of alien beings are already around us.


    Bob said that the reason why most of the other aliens hide themselves is because of how violent the humans are. As a precaution and for their own safety, the aliens that live on Earth live a secluded life. Although there are some that prefer the limelight.


    Bob told me that our civilization, the human race are in the stage of exiting from our adolescent stage. He said that at the moment, we humans are in what their historians called "Information War".


    According to Bob, the Information War is where people from different groups would use their resources to divert attention and distort the reality of other groups. At this moment, It is well know that the Russians bought out the entirety of America''s media. With America''s media in their pocket, they can divert information and cause chaos among the citizens.


    It''s a good thing that I don''t watch television. I prefer to read my news rather than someone telling me a version of it.

 Chapter: 5 Information War part 2

    No one likes being lied to. For most people, once they have been lied to, the trust will never be the same. According to Bob the inter-dimensional alien, the Information War will cause chaos and distrust between the governments and its citizens. Bob said that the cause of these outcome, would be the fault of the influence of someone from outside our planet. The reason why he said this is because in the Bovine''s Era of Information War, It began when their government decided to conceal  useful information and evidence of knowledge that would change everything in their world.


    Later they found out that a race of alien had infiltrated their planet. These aliens slowly rose to become part of their governments around the world. When the aliens had enough of their kind seated in power, they began to manipulate everything in order to separate the Bovines and regress their technology.


    I remember that Bob mentioned that there are already aliens here on Earth. According to him it''s common for highly advanced civilization to be curious about young civilizations such as ours.This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it.


    One of the main knowledge that was concealed by the aliens that infiltrated the planet of the Bovines was the use of water as an energy source. For centuries, the information that would liberate their entire world from the use of toxic and the limited source of energy, was hidden from them.


    After doing some research it seems that similar events have taken place in our world. If you look up engines that can run on water on the internet, it seems that some of those who have discovered this clean source of energy, have been silenced and eliminated by the government or by the aliens who are preventing us to advance our technology.


    Why would something that would lessen the burden of limited resources be hidden from us?


    This invention that was suppressed would have saved humanity and as well changed the world. Throughout decades many scientist have discovered a way to use water, the most abundant resource that we have in Earth, as fuel. But unfortunately for us, every single time that this discovery was revealed, the inventor would mysteriously be found dead.


    There are many other inventions throughout the past that has been suppressed and after doing my research, believe it or not, we are being led into another Dark Age.

 Chapter 6: The Bovines

    In the past months, my communication with Bob has not been consistent. But even though it has not been continuous, I have nothing to complain about. Thus far I have learned a lot of things about the Bovine. Like I mentioned before, the Bovines are highly advanced inter-dimensional beings. Their world is located in a dimension parallel to ours.


    What''s really interesting about the Bovines, even though they are highly advanced beings, their society are divided into two.


    The society of the Bovines are divided in two titles. The way that these titles were designed is so that each title would support one another. Each title is equal to the other and the way decisions are made is by the accumulative votes of the entire population of their world.


    The majority of the title that most Bovines consist of the are the highly regarded scientist from their planet. These scientist are considered to be the geniuses from their planet. Those who have earned and gained the title of Scientist have the purpose of finding a way to solve what ever problems their civilization might encounter. The scientist are are also responsible for education, invention, entertainment, agriculture and keeping track of their civilization''s history.Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website.


    The other title of the Bovines are the warriors which consist of their military and police. The Bovines who have earned and gained the title of Warrior are responsible for protecting their world and every citizen on their planet. Most Bovines who have the title of warrior are considered aggressive and unsociable. This is because of their life style. The warriors of the Bovines follow a similar life style like the samurai from ancient Japan. They believe that the weak should perish and the strong should thrive.


    There are no politicians in the Bovine civilization. They way that they apply responsibilities is if the person has the aptitude and skills to handle the task. After several millennia of chaos and suffering the Bovines found balance in their world. Now, they are focused on exploration and scientific advancements.

 Chapter 7: Bovines Plans for Earth

    The Bovines shared their plan for Earth. Because of how humans are treating Earth and their distant ancestors, they decided to go to war with Earth. The Bovines decided to share their plan with me because even if I knew, what good would it do. No one would believe me if I told them that an advanced civilization of cow aliens are attacking Earth. The Bovines laughed the monent they told me that fact.


    The plan for the war on Earth is by winning without fighting. The Bovines believe that its a much more entertaining way to win without fighting specially to an inferior civilization. The Bovines way to win by not fighting is by using Earth against Eartlings.You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author.


    The Bovines explained it very intricately and after listening to it, it sounded very sophisticated because of all the science behind that will cause all the chaos that they are about to unleash unto humanity. But I''ll shorten it for everyone. First they are going to cause everyone on Earth to fight with one another while releasing a virus that can mutate rapidly. While everyone on Earth continues to fight with one another, the virus will continue to dwindle down humanity''s numbers until eventually the virus wipes out humanity.


    To prevent any stagglers, the Bovines will also cause the moon to wobble which will cause extreme forms of natural disasters that will only increase in severity overtime.