《I die, again!》 You have been selected as a Reincarnator! ¡°Fucking bank robbers¡± was the first thought I had. I had woke up in a white room, on a floor, maybe, I say maybe because it wasn¡¯t a floor, and more of a mist, which when I went to get up my hand went straight through, sending me face-first into the ground, which oddly enough, cushioned my fall. Then, before I could gather my bearings, a box appeared in front of me. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS A REINCARNATOR! HAVE FUN! I got up, successfully this time, and looked around, not that there was much to look at, just endless white, as far as I could see. Then the box appeared again! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS A REINCARNATOR! HAVE FUN! ¡°Is this heaven?¡± I asked no one, with the only response being the box. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS A REINCARNATOR! HAVE FUN! I slowly reach out and touch the box, and as soon my fingers make contact, it disappears, a new box replacing it. SELECTION CONFIRMED! AS YOU ARE THE FIRST REINCARNATOR, YOUR TUTORIAL RESULTS WILL COUNT TO YOUR RP (REINCARNATION POINTS) Selection confirmed? I didn¡¯t confirm anything! What is this? DISPLAYING RESULTS: For surviving 40 years, you earn 26 RP. For having 3 sapient offspring, you earn 9 RP. For saving 4 sapient lives, you earn 12 RP. For ending 1 sapient life, you earn 8 RP. Well, I guess I¡¯m glad I saved 4 lives in my lifetime, but still, WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?? DISPLAYING ACHIEVEMENTS: For dying, you get the achievement ¡°It¡¯s not over? ¡°and the title ¡°Reincarnator.¡± For being killed, you get the achievement ¡°Why me?¡± and 30 RP For being shot to death, you get the achievement ¡°Bang; you¡¯re dead¡± and 40 RP For being killed in a random encounter unrelated to you, get the achievement ¡°Wrong place, Wrong time¡± and the title ¡°Unlucky.¡± The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.For surviving 10 years, you get the achievement ¡°1 decade¡±, 30 RP and the title ¡°Adolescent.¡± For having 1 offspring, you get the achievement ¡°Parent¡± and 30 RP. For saving 1 life, you get the achievement ¡°Am I gonna live doc? Yes¡± and 30 RP. For accidentally ending 1 life, you get the achievement ¡°Manslaughter¡± and 10 RP. Okay Venus, think, you¡¯re either dreaming, dying, or dead. So reasonably, I punched myself in the face. It worked. So I wasn¡¯t dreaming. Dying or dead were the only options left, well, I guess I can¡¯t do anything about it either way, so let¡¯s read what else this has to say about my life. DISPLAYING UNLOCKS: For having the title, ¡°Reincarnator,¡± you have unlocked the Reincarnation tab. For having the achievement ¡°It¡¯s not over?¡± you have unlocked more options in the Reincarnation tab For having the title, ¡°Reincarnator,¡± you have unlocked the General tab. For being born, you have unlocked more options in the General tab. For learning to move, you have unlocked more options in the General tab. For breathing, you have unlocked more options in the General tab. For paying taxes, you have unlocked more options in the General tab. For having the achievement, ¡°Parent,¡± you have unlocked more options in the General tab. For having the title, ¡°Reincarnator,¡± you have unlocked the Intelligence tab. For learning basic maths, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab. For learning general maths, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab. For learning advanced maths, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab. For learning highly advanced maths, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab. For learning to read, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab. For reading 100 books, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab. For reading 1000 books, you have unlocked more options in the Intelligence tab. For having the title, ¡°Reincarnator,¡± you have unlocked the Charisma tab. For learning to speak, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab. For writing 1 book, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab. For performing a public speech, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab. For having your first kiss, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab. For having sex, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab. For being in love, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab. For being loved, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab. For dying spectacularly, you have unlocked more options in the Charisma tab. For having the title, ¡°Reincarnator,¡± you have unlocked the Agility tab. For learning to walk, you have unlocked more options in the Agility tab. For learning to run, you have unlocked more options in the Agility tab. For running a marathon, you have unlocked more options in the Agility tab. For having the title ¡°Unlucky,¡± you have unlocked the Luck tab. For having the achievement ¡°Wrong place, wrong time,¡± you have unlocked more options in the Luck tab. You are 1st in the leaderboards. As you are first, you earn 100 extra RP. Congratulations, you have 325 RP. Would you like to access the RP Shop? I still have no idea what¡¯s happening, but sure, show me the shop. RP Shop I don¡¯t know why I was expecting an actual shop, but all I got was another screen with a long list of options to buy. STAT SHOP Intelligence 0 (0) [+] Charisma 0 (0) [+] Wisdom 0 (0) [+] Magic 0 (0) [+] Agility 1 (0) [+] Strength 1 (0) [+] Constitution 1 (0) [+] Perception 1 (0) [+] Luck -5 (0) [+] ABILITY SHOP [Reincaration] [General] [Intelligence] [Charisma] [Agility] [Luck] ¡°Why are there 9 stats options and only 6 Ability ones?¡± I asked myself, and as if reading my mind, which it probably was, the Menu popped up again. You have only unlocked 9 stat and 6 ability options, gain more achievements and titles to unlock more abilities and stats. ¡°You can answer my questions?¡± I said, shocked. Some of them ¡°Where am I?¡± Nowhere ¡°Thanks.¡± I deadpanned. You¡¯re welcome For treating the Menu respectfully, you have earned 1 permanent Charisma. ¡°I was being sarcastic.¡± How rude For treating the Menu disrespectfully, you have lost 1 permanent Charisma. For being honest with the Menu, you have earned 2 permanent Charisma. ¡°Okay then, you¡¯re the Menu? Correct ¡°Why am I here?¡± You are a Reincarnator ¡°What does that mean?¡± You reincarnate ¡°Wow. Thanks¡± For treating the Menu disrespectfully, you have lost 1 permanent Charisma. Note to self, don¡¯t be sarcastic to the Menu. ¡°So why do I have -5 luck?¡± Title ¡°Unlucky¡± -5 Permanent luck, Unlocks Luck stat and Luck tab. Quick-fire question time. ¡°What do my other titles do? Why do I have 1 in some stats? Why am I a reincarnator? Is this real?, What do the attributes do? Is -5 luck a lot?, What are the average stats? Is magic real? Do I reincarnate on Earth? Can you lie? And umm, How do I reincarnate? Title ¡°Adolescent¡± +1 to all physical stats. Title ¡°Reincarnator¡± Unlocks Reincarnation, General, Charisma, Intelligence, and Agility tabs. Allows reincarnation. I have already answered. Answer Classified. Yes, this is real. Intelligence: increases thinking speed. Increases mana minorly. Note, does not actually make you smarter.This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. Charisma: increases intended influence on others. Wisdom: decreases others effective Charisma. Increases mana regeneration. Magic: increases affinities with all magic types. Increases mana majorly. Agility: increases micro motor skills. Increases stamina regeneration. Strength: increase muscle¡¯s growth, density and macro motor skills. Increases stamina minorly. Note, if the level of Strength is too high, injury can occur. Therefore, it is recommended not to raise Perception over 2 times Agility. Constitution: Increases the amount of damage taken before an injury occurs. Increases stamina majorly. Perception: increases sense¡¯s sensitivity. Note, if the level of Perception is too high, injury can occur. Therefore, it is recommended not to raise Perception over 2 times Constitution. Luck: Special statistics are classified. Subjective. 100 in all stats is average for a human without System assistance. Yes, magic is real. It is possible but unlikely to reincarnate on Earth. I cannot lie. Would you like to reincarnate now? Warning, it is recommended to spend your RP before reincarnation. [Yes] [No] I quickly hit no and looked through the long list of answers in front of me. Okay then, let¡¯s see what I can buy. First of all, how much do stat points cost? Stat costs are the triangular number of the upgrade amount. ¡°What does that mean?¡± Stats cost 1 RP, then 3, then 6, 10, 15, etc. That makes sense, I guess. Now, for the exciting one, show all abilities. [Reincarnation] Abilities [Reincarnator Scan I] On use, scans the world you are on and detects any other Reincarnators. Does not tell you location or direction. One use per life. (5 RP) [Detect Scan I] You notice if a [Reincarnator Scan] is used. (25 RP) [Reincarnator¡¯s Manipulation] Allows you to manipulate [Nowhere] and create anything you can imagine. (200 RP) [General] Abilities [Safe Birth] You are much less likely to be stillborn (5 RP) [Breathing] You are born with the [Breathe] skill. In systems with skill caps, this does not count as an ability (50 RP) [Movement] You are born with the [Move] skill. In systems with skill caps, this does not count as an ability (50 RP) [Taxes Return Speed] You get your tax return faster in applicable worlds. (100 RP) [It¡¯s a boy! or maybe a girl!] You can instinctively tell what gender your child will be (100 RP) [Twins!] You are more likely to have twins (200 RP) What? Why are taxes in the general tab? That confirms it then; there are other Reincarnators. ¡®Tis impossible to be sure of anything but Death and Taxes. Yes, there are. ¡°Very funny Menu¡±, I chuckled. Then a thought struck me, ¡°are we reincarnators allies or opponents?¡± Thank you very much. It is up to you. ¡°Are there rewards for killing another reincarnator?¡± Yes, and before you ask, the rewards are classified. [Intelligence] Abilities [First thoughts] You are born with an adults brain capacity (5 RP) [Basic Maths] You can perform basic maths faster (50 RP) [General Maths] You can perform general maths faster (200 RP) [Advanced Maths] You can perform advanced maths faster(500 RP) [Highly Advanced Maths] You can perform highly advanced maths faster (1000 RP) [Literate I] You learn to read faster (50 RP) [Literate II] You learn to read faster (200 RP) [Literate III] You learn to read faster (500 RP) [Fluent I] You learn languages faster (100 RP) [Charisma] Abilities [Handwriting I] Your handwriting is more legible (50 RP) [Persuasive Speech] You are slightly more likely to change the mind of an audience while performing a speech (200 RP) [First Kiss] Your first kiss each life is greatly improved. (25 RP) [Arousal Control] You can consciously control your state of arousal (50 RP) [Loving Relationship I] Your romantic relationships with others are less likely to fail (100 RP) [Loving Relationship II] Your romantic relationships with others are less likely to fail (500 RP) [Memorable death] Your death will never be forgotten (100000 RP) [Agility] Abilities [Movement Speed I] You can run faster (20 RP) [Movement Speed II] You can run faster (100 RP) [Endurance I] You lose stamina slower (20 RP) [Luck] Abilities [Random encounters I] Random encounters are slightly more likely to benefit you (100 RP) [Luck] Abilities [Random encounters I] Random encounters are slightly more likely to benefit you [100 RP] I think to myself, ¡°No more putting it off now.¡± I have some RP to spend. I should fix that, ¡°Menu, spend 35 RP raising Luck by 5 points and buy [First Thoughts] and [Safe Birth].¡± Done. Now that I fixed my luck score, I won¡¯t be stillborn, and I can think as a baby, I was a bit stumped on what to buy. Learning languages quicker would be great, but I only have 280 points left, and that¡¯s almost half of them in one shot. Menu, what would you recommend? Thank you for asking. Calculating¡­ I would take [Reincarnator Scan I], [Detect Scan I], [Movement Speed I], [Endurance I], [Fluent I], [Movement], 2 in all stats but Luck, Magic, and Strength, 3 in Magic, and 4 in Strength. This will allow you to detect if there are other Reincarnators in your world, enable you to perform better in combat, and let you communicate with natives earlier than otherwise. You will have 6 RP left over Thank you Menu, that¡¯s really helpful. Buy what you suggested. Done. Would you like to reincarnate now? [Yes] [No] After a minute deliberation, I hit yes, and blackout. Growing up It felt like forever before I regained consciousness, but then I felt warmth and a person, presumably my mother, holding me, and the realisation that I¡¯m a baby hits me, and I start to cry. A silent baby is not a healthy baby, and my mother breathes a sigh of relief as she rocks me to sleep. Being a baby sucks. Especially as an adult, going from full autonomy to practically none is horrible. Even feeding, being breastfed is quite humiliating. Still, I quickly get through my humiliation when I realise how hungry I am and get down to business. A year passed, and I learnt my name was Kaitlen. I also realised I had a brother, Gabriel, who was around 5, who relentlessly tortured (tickled) me daily. I suppose he thought it was his God-given right, as the older brother, to harass the baby all the time. Our technology was about in the medieval era, with some magical additions. I had settled in and truly considered myself as part of the family. My mother was called Helen, and my father, Alec, with our last name being Smith. Suddenly, my mother started getting round again; I was going to have another sibling! Another half-year passed, and I started to understand most of the speech around me. I found that this world had a Menu, and people called it the Great System. It was blasphemous to call it anything else. There even were hearsay cases of being cursed if you were actively disrespecting the Great System, I wasn¡¯t sure if this was true or not, but I was not going to find out. In other news, I had a baby brother!! He was called John, and he was the best! All he did was sleep, eat, cry, and make funny gurgling noises when I poked him. When I was about 2 and a half, I figured I was old enough to talk to my parents in semi-sentences. ¡°Mummy, Gabriel bully me¡±, I would yell at her across the house, and all she would do is correct my grammar and yell back, ¡°Gabriel, leave Kaitlen alone.¡± To which he would ignore and keep playing with me, much to my chagrin, I might have been a bit of a grumpy toddler. A couple of years passed, and when I was 5, my mother sat me down and had the ¡°talk¡± with me, not the birds and bees talk, but the system talk. She said, ¡°Next year, you¡¯ll start to unlock the Great System. This will be a significant time in your life, as you will unlock your stats, abilities, and skills. In addition, the Great System will give you a random skill or ability.¡± This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. ¡°What¡¯s the differe-¡± I tried to say, but she cut me off. ¡°You will get your class choice 4 years after that when you turn 10, and that will be the most crucial choice in your life, for it will dictate what you will be until you die. Sure, you can evolve and upgrade every 15 levels. However, still, a healer will only ever evolve to be a better or more specific healer; no matter what, you can never become something else.¡± ¡°What¡¯s the difference between abilities and skills?¡± I finally ask. ¡°A skill is active, requiring mana, stamina, or sometimes even health, whereas an ability is passive and just makes you stronger with no downsides. Although skills are generally stronger than abilities. Abilities level up and evolve at level 10, whereas skills don''t level, and only evolve if you have a new idea with them. There are a few well known skill evolutions, but evolved skills are still quite rare. Again, an evolved skill is generally stronger than an evolved ability.¡± I already knew how the Great System functioned. I had asked Gabriel about it a year earlier, and they said the same thing, only with a lot more bragging about how he would get a legendary class at age 10, even though you can only get the standard classes at age 10 because his random skill was [Fly]. Granted, my brother couldn¡¯t use it for more than half a second before he ran out of mana, but he was only 8, so that was to be expected. When I finally turned 6, I got a box in front of me. CONGRATULATIONS ON REACHING 6. FOR THIS MILESTONE, YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED THE ABILITY: [Endurance I]. **ERROR** KAITLEN_SMITH_03 ALREADY HAS THE ABILITY: [Endurance I]. ELEVATING ISSUE. ELEVATING ISSUE. ELEVATING ISSUE. ELEVATING ISSUE. ELEVATING ISSUE. **ERROR** NO ONE TO ELEVATE ISSUE TO. CALLING¡­ THEM There¡¯s a flash of lightning, and time stops. An ominous voice calls out of everywhere, ¡°Well well well, what do we have here?¡± A meeting with a God I felt compelled to close my eyes, and when I opened them, there was a God in front of me, with a capital G. I don¡¯t know how I knew they were a God. But all my instincts were screaming, ¡°Worship them,¡± and I couldn¡¯t breathe. I fell to my knees, but before I could say anything the God spoke, ¡°Get up, I have no use for you if you can¡¯t look even me in the eye.¡± I found myself stood up, looking into their eyes. ¡°Much better, now, we can talk, Reincarnator.¡± I managed to summon the willpower to speak, ¡°Wh-what do you want?¡± ¡°To make you ascend.¡± ¡°What? Ascend?¡± ¡°Never mind that, I think some introductions are in order. I am ???????, but you can call me Amaippu, the Great System of this world. As a show of friendship, I will turn off my Presence.¡± Suddenly, I could breathe again. ¡°Thank you,¡± I panted. ¡°You are welcome, Reincarnator.¡± ¡°My name is Kaitlen, not reincarnator.¡± ¡°Ok then, Kaitlen, do you know why you¡¯re here?¡± ¡°Not one clue.¡± ¡°You¡¯re here because we Gods are few and far between, and creation hasn¡¯t stopped, and we have spread too thin as it is already.¡± ¡°And I¡¯m here. Why?¡± "In short, we need more Gods." "The Gods want me to become a God?" "Well, I want you to join us. When the Parliament decided to make the Reincarnators, we also agreed not to track your ascension. This way, we can¡¯t interfere with your journeys. But as I have found you anyway, and my faction needs more supporters, so I am willing to break the spirit of the agreement and grant you a boon in return for your support in Parliament if you ascend. In your words, I want to sponsor you." "Two questions, what does your faction support, and what will this boon be?" "You wouldn''t understand; explaining the Parliament''s politics to a mortal is like explaining Earth''s politics to an ant. As for your boon, I can either give you a Legendary boon for this life, or a permanent Epic, Soul boon." "And what are these boons going to be?"Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings. "I can''t tell you that, and before you ask why, it is just the way of things. Gods require a certain amount of trust." "Okay, I''ll have to take your word for it. I''ll take your deal on the condition that I can back out if your values differ too much from my views. And I''ll pick the permanent boon." "Deal" YOU HAVE BEEN GRANTED THE EPIC SOUL BOON [System Activation] [System Activation] You have full access to your world''s system at birth. In worlds where this is normal, you gain one truly random skill or ability. "Is that all?" "What is it with you mortals? Haven''t you ever heard the saying, don''t look a gift horse in the mouth?" "I don''t know; I was expecting something a bit more powerful, like double RP or something." "Trust me; this is better in the long run than that." "I''m sorry, thank you for the ability." "You are most welcome, just don''t forget our arrangement. Oh, and before I go, I''ll fix that error you made" YOU HAVE BEEN GRANTED [Endurance II] When I finished reading the message, Amaippu was gone, and time resumed. I had tons of messages to read, but I checked on my family first. I ran out of my room to see if Amaippu had done anything to them. After some quick reconnaissance and excuses for running in the house, I returned to my room, relieved and read the notifications I had waiting for me. FOR REACHING 6, YOU HAVE UNLOCKED YOUR STATISTICS Intelligence 137 Charisma 98 Wisdom 83 Magic 46 Agility 30 Strength 26 Constitution 76 Perception 73 Luck 123 EMERGENCY ACTIVATION DUE TO [System Activation] YOU MAY NOW PICK YOUR CLASS. CAUTION, THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT CHOICE OF YOUR LIFE. CLASSES AVAILABLE TO YOU: [Novice Healer], Common, Available to all. [Novice Craftsman], Common, Available to all. [Novice Scribe], Common, Available to all. [Novice Labourer], Common, Available to all. [Novice Fighter], Common, Available to all. [Novice Artist], Common, Available to all. I had already decided to pick Healer, as saving lives seems to be the best way to earn RP and Mum told me that not many chose Healer, so I would never be short of work. YOU HAVE CHOSEN HEALER. YOU HAVE LEARNED THE SKILL [Diagnosis], AND THE ABILITY [First Aid I]. [Diagnosis] Spend Mana to learn what is wrong with your patient; the worse the injury, the more mana it takes to diagnose. [First Aid I] If you have a diagnosis, you instinctively know how to help your patient up to a basic level. FOR NEGOTIATING WITH A HIGHER POWER, YOU HAVE EARNED THE ABILITY [Negotiator V] [Negotiator V] Your charisma is more effective when negotiating a deal. YOU HAVE BEEN BORN WITH THE SKILL [Move] [Move] You may spend extra stamina to boost your effective Strength and Agility while moving. That was all the notifications I had for now, so I left my room to greet my family properly. "Happy awakening Kaitlen!!" they all shouted as I entered the kitchen. With all of today¡¯s excitement, I had already forgotten it was my birthday. Privacy Panic My family didn''t know that I was fully activated, but that would change as soon as one of them decided to [Analyze] me, so I decided to come out clean to my parents about my meeting with Amaippu, and my subsequent system activation immediately. "Mum, Dad, can I speak to you in private?" "Of course honey, are you all right?" They asked, with concern on their face. "I''m fine; I just need to talk to you." My parents followed me back to my room, where I told them that I had discovered an error in the Great System, that Amaippu had appeared before me, and that I was fully activated. "You''re telling me that the Great System themself visited you personally," Dad said sceptically. "[Analyze] me", I responded; they did and started to freak out a little. "Ok, we can''t let anyone know, or they''ll take you away, and we''ll never see you again," Mum said. "We''ve got to get you a privacy ability or skill as fast as possible", Dad added. "Calm down, Mum. Who is going to take me away." "The royals will, and they''ll tear you apart looking for a way to activate their children earlier." "Seriously, that seems excessive." "Are you kidding me? 4 to 10 extra years of system time is a huge boon. Almost everyone who has had that early an activation has at least reached level 200. The only ones that didn''t were the ones captured by the King." Dad almost yelled at me. "Sorry Dad, I didn''t know." I was pretty frightened now. "First of all, what are your stats" Mum demanded of me, and I told them without delay. "YOU HAVE 137 INTELLIGENCE!!" Mum did actually yell at me. "Not to mention, you''ve unlocked Luck," Dad said. I gave them a minute to calm down after their second shock of the morning, then asked, "How do I get a privacy skill?" "That''s going to be easy enough with your wisdom, which by the way, is also ridiculous for your age. We need to use [Analyze] while you think about resisting it." Mum told me. "Let''s get started now then," I said. "I have the higher level [Analyze]", Mum said. "Alec dear, could you go tell John and Gabriel that me and Kaitlen are having girl talk." Dad left my room, and Mum started to cast [Analyze] on me, over and over. It was about 10 minutes before I got my first notification. FOR TRYING TO RESIST ANALYSIS, YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE SKILL [Privacy I] OR THE ABILITY [Enigma I].If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. "I got it Mum! But there''s a choice, is that normal?" "It''s uncommon, but not unheard of; when you unlock a similar ability and skill at once, you are given a choice between them. Although with your luck score, you''ll be getting these choices quite often." "Can''t I just unlock the other one again afterwards?" "Theoretically, but it''s exponentially harder to get a skill that is similar to an ability you already have." "Ok. So, should I take [Privacy I] or [Enigma I]" "Up to you, never take anyone''s advice on skill choices but professionals." "Give me [Enigma I] please, Great System." YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [ENIGMA I] [Enigma I] You are harder to [Analyze] "Now let''s get that up to an acceptable level before someone else analyses you", Mum says, leaving no room for argument. We spent the rest of the day in my room, with Mum and Dad switching out so they could refresh their Mana. By my bedtime, I had a swarm of notifications to read. FOR TRYING TO RESIST ANALYSIS, YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR ABILITY [Enigma I] TO [Enigma II] FOR TRYING TO RESIST ANALYSIS, YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR ABILITY [Enigma II] TO [Enigma III] FOR¡­ [Enigma III] TO [Enigma IV] FOR¡­ [Enigma IV] TO [Enigma V] ¡­ TO [Enigma VI] ¡­ TO [Enigma VII] [Enigma VIII] [Enigma IX] [Enigma X] FOR REACHING [Enigma X], YOU MAY EVOLVE YOUR ABILITY TO EITHER [Fake Stats I] OR [Mystery I] [Mystery I] You are harder to [Analyze]. [Fake Stats I] You can display fake Stats when analyzed. Higher levels of [Analyze] can see your actual stats. I chose [Fake Stats I] and set my stats to an average 6 year old''s. "Good", Mum said, "but it needs to be flawless; we will be spending the next month working on your [Fake Stats] and evolving it as much as we can; we cannot be too cautious. You can talk and play with your brothers, but no one else." And that''s how the next month of my life passed, I evolved [Fake Stats] to [Fake Class] and finally into [Fake Abilities IV]. Each evolution giving me more options to change my Status and more protection from [Analyze]. During this time, I also learnt tons of abilities and skills. YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [Movement Speed VI] YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE SKILL [Breathe] YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [Sleep IX] YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE SKILL [Analyze] YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR ABILITY TO [Endurance VIII] YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [Strength Boost I] YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [Agility Boost I] YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [Perception Boost I] YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [ Boost III] YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [Constitution Boost I] YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [Intelligence Boost I] YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [Charisma Boost I] YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [Luck Boost I] YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [Wisdom Boost I] YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [Magic Boost I] YOUR ABILITIES HAVE MERGED INTO THE ABILITY [Stat Boost II] [Movement Speed VI] You can run faster. [Breathe] You can spend stamina to inhale more oxygen, allowing your muscles to work more efficiently. [Sleep IX] Your need for sleep is decreased. [Analyze] Spend Mana to see the information or status of your target. The more Mana spent, the more detailed and accurate your data is. [Stat Boost II] Increases the effectiveness of all your unlocked stats. I had the option to choose between a skill and an ability for [Stat Boost]. I decided on the ability, as I had decided to go for an ability build for this life. 10th birthday! 3 years passed, and I was almost allowed to practice my healing in public. I had upgraded [First Aid I] to [First Aid IX] and my class to level 4 over many minor injuries. I found that levelling your class gave you 10 stat points and 1 ability point to spend. I saved all my ability and stat points to spend them at a higher level. While I hadn''t spent my points, my stats and abilities increased with age and play. Intelligence 137 Charisma 98 Wisdom 92 Magic 66 Agility 61 Strength 53 Constitution 76 Perception 85 Luck 123 [Stat Boost II] ¡ú [Stat Boost X] [Stat Boost X] ¡ú [Class Boost VIII] [Sleep IX] ¡ú [Sleep X] [Sleep X] ¡ú [Long Rest X] [Long Rest X] ¡ú [Short Rest X] [Short Rest X] ¡ú [Nap X] [Nap X] ¡ú [Power Nap VI] [Fake Abilities IV] ¡ú [Fake Abilities X] [Fake Abilities X] ¡ú [Fake Skills X] [Fake Skills X] ¡ú [Fake Titles IV] [Endurance VIII] ¡ú [Endurance X] [Endurance X] ¡ú [Tireless III] YOU HAVE EVOLVED YOUR SKILL [Analyze] TO [Chemical Analyze]. I had unlocked [Chemical Analyze] while trying to figure out what metal a spoon was made out of. [Analyze] kept telling me it was a [Metal Spoon], not telling me what the metal was this changed when I got my evolution, telling me it was a [Pewter Spoon]. One day, I had fallen out of a tree and sprained my ankle. True to its description, [First Aid] and [Diagnosis] told me exactly what I had done and what to do. I didn''t care though, and as I had the pain tolerance of a 9 year old, and had I started crying for Mum. After I got myself under control, I did what [First Aid] told me to do: rest and put ice on, compress, and elevate my ankle.The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. FOR FOLLOWING [First Aid] ADVICE, YOU HAVE UPGRADED YOUR ABILITY [First Aid IX] to [First Aid X]. FOR REACHING [First Aid X], YOU MAY EVOLVE YOUR ABILITY TO EITHER SKILL [Basic Heal] OR ABILITY [Advanced First Aid I] [Basic Heal] Spend Mana to regain patients Health at a 10:1 ratio. [Advanced First Aid I] If you have a diagnosis, you instinctively know how to help your patient up to an advanced level. I knew you unlocked [Heal] at healer level 15, which was twice as efficient as [Basic Heal], so I, of course, picked [Advanced First Aid]. FOR PERFORMING SERIOUS FIRST AID ON YOURSELF, YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [Self Heal I]. FOR EXPERIENCING SEVERE PAIN, YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE ABILITY [Pain Tolerance IV] [Self Heal I] Healing acts by you are more effective when you are the patient, [Pain Tolerance IV] You feel less pain. You still know when you are in pain. FOR HEALING YOUR PATIENT, YOU HAVE LEVELED YOUR CLASS [BASIC HEALER] TO LEVEL 6 6 levels in 3 years was pretty poor, but I couldn''t volunteer to heal people, or someone would report me to the King. But now that my birthday was just around the corner, and I could almost go public, I was expecting my level to rocket up. It was my 10th birthday party, and I was being pestered by my brothers and their friends (I didn¡¯t have many friends, as I was mainly focused on upgrading my privacy skills all my childhood) to tell them which class I took, even though they knew full well, that tradition dictates I should only tell people my class at midday. As the clock drew towards noon, I noticed an unknown man in the corner of a room. I walked over to him and said, ¡°I¡¯m sorry, I don¡¯t think we¡¯ve met before.¡± He responded, saying, ¡°I¡¯m sorry, I must have gotten lost. I¡¯m here to talk to your father.¡± ¡°Oh, of course, I¡¯ll take you to him now.¡± ¡°Thank you, Kaitlen.¡± ¡°No, problem¡± I led the man to my father, but as soon as he saw me, he walked out of the room to talk to someone, then came back to speak to the man and me. ¡°Hey Kaitlen, why don¡¯t you go and talk to Helen? She has a surprise for you.¡± ¡°Sure Dad!¡± I walked around the house, looking for Mum, and found her with John and Gabriel in the same room my father had gone to just after seeing the man. She called me over and whispered to all 3 of us, ¡°When I finish speaking, you¡¯re going to go to the kitchen, grab a bag, fill it with as much food as you can, then leave the house. Then, you¡¯re going to walk calmly to Doug¡¯s house and ask for a ride to the capital, Arcoross. Tell him that he owes me for last year.¡± ¡°Mum, what¡¯s happening?¡± John asked loudly ¡°Quiet John¡±, our mother hissed. ¡°We don¡¯t have much time. Gabriel, go grab the food, Kaitlen, the royals are here. You know what that means. You and Gabriel are in charge of John, take care of him, and I love you. When Gabriel gets back, go. Gabriel came back with a big sack filled with food, and we walked to our neighbour¡¯s house. We told Doug what our mum told us, he promptly got us in his cart, and we left town. We heard a woman¡¯s agonised scream as we got past the gates. Somehow, we all knew it was mums, and John tried to run back, but Gabriel and I held him back. Then a man¡¯s screams joined in. Then towns bell tower started ringing noon. ¡°I guess this is a bad time to say, but I chose healer.¡±