《The life of Bob the slime.》


 The life of Bob

    I am Bob the slime. I live and eat, eat and live.


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    Hmm. I feal vibrations. Big ones. Maybe there is fod.


    Blob, blob. This is where the vibrations came from. Hmm. There is som food. ''Absorb''.''Digest''.


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    <td style="width: 98.5536%">You have digested a brain!</td>


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    <td style="width: 98.5536%">You have gaind some memories of the digested brain.</td>


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    What! Huh? This is weird. I didn''t know a lot before. Now i know more. This is a sistem mesage. Interesting. I have eaten something caled a brain and gaind memories. It will take time to go through them. I know some basics.''Status''


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    <td style="width: 33.3333%">Name: Bob</td>


    <td style="width: 33.3333%">Race: Slime</td>


    <td style="width: 33.3333%">Level: 1</td>


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    <td style="width: 33.3333%">HP : 10/10 </td>


    <td style="width: 33.3333%">Stamina : 10/10 (+0.5/s)</td>


    <td style="width: 33.3333%">MP : 4/4 (+0.2/hour)</td>


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    <td style="width: 33.3333%">Strength : 2</td>


    <td style="width: 33.3333%">Vitality : 5</td>


    <td style="width: 33.3333%">Intelligence : 2</td>


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    <td style="width: 33.3333%">Wisdom : 1</td>


    <td style="width: 33.3333%">Dexterity : 1</td>


    <td style="width: 33.3333%">Luck : 15</td>


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    I must say that I am a pretty normal slime. Oh yes, there are also ''Skills''


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    <td style="width: 33.3339%">Absorb Lv.1</td>


    <td style="width: 33.3339%">Digest Lv.1</td>


    <td style="width: 33.3339%">Vibration sensing Lv.1</td>


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    <td style="width: 33.3339%">Physical damage reduction Lv.MAX</td>


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    It is interesting. Wati. Aren''t I in a midle of a batle. Why didn''t I think about it earlier!? Probably becous I didn''t know how dangerous it was, and becous I was only thinking about food. Well, I am a slime. We''re supposed to be dumb. The only reason I''m thinking about this is the miracle of me geting memories of that brain. I should get away fast.


    If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.


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    I think I''m far enough from the batle. I''m hungry again. I should search for food.


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    Hmm. From the memories I have, I think that is a rabit. It has ben shot by an arow. I don''t feel any vibrations near. It is probably safe.


    Fushhh.


    Aaaaaa. I am on fire.


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    <td style="width: 99.9377%" colspan="3">Warning! You are on fire!</td>


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    <td style="width: 99.9377%" colspan="3">You are on fire. -5HP (-1HP/min)</td>


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    No! I am going to die! And I just got memories that will let suppose to make me live longer! Aaaaaa.


    Why ?!? This is so sad. May a God have mercy on me!


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    <td style="width: 99.9377%" colspan="3">Warning!</td>


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    <td style="width: 99.9377%" colspan="3">You have 1HP left.</td>


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    <td style="width: 100%">YOU HAVE DIED!</td>


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    -Location: Unown-


    (A unown God): Hmm, an interestin soul.