《every teen lesbian romance movie ever》 script this is a script like story yes it is not finished and i dont think i will finish it but this was just for fun *Opening scene is the title and mary''s family pictures* (it''s the morning and mary''s alarm just went off) Mary:(kind of sleepy)Ugh, Is it time to wake up already? (mary gets ready) Mary: ooh i like this outfit! (mary looks at the time) Mary: 8:30! Oh no, I''m going to be late again! Jake is going to kill me*emphasize kill* (runs through kitchen) Mary: Bye mom, see you later! Mary''s mom: Bye sweetie! (realization) Mary''s mom: ¡­Wait Hon, your lunch! (at school) Jake: I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE IS LATE AGAIN!!! (Riley listening to music and takes her headphones off) Riley:Huh? Jake: Really! *subject change*Anyway what song is that? Riley: My world is burning around me*blankly* (almost sarcastically) Jake: Uh ok?*slightly worried* (Mary just got too school) Mary: (out of breath) I''m here! Jake: YOU WERE LATE AGAIN! Riley: Calm down Jake, it¡¯s not her fault. Jake: SHUT UP! Mary: you too are definitely siblings Riley: Oh how did you know WE LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME MARY! Jake: Mhm Mary: Wait, did you two just agree with each other OMG THE WORLD IS ENDING!! Riley: Oh shut up. Jake: well atleast i hotter than you are Riley: Oh really Jake; yes really Riley: i swear to god Jake: At Least i have good grades Riley:at least i hacked into the system and changed my grades Mary: Can you two stop fighting we are going to be later than we already are for math Riley: I''m gonna skip math Jake: You''re gonna skip math!? What?! Mom is gonna kill you (emphasis in kill) Riley; moms not going to know unless you tell her*emphasis you* Jake:(worried) what did you do? Riley: nothing¡­ i just excused myself from all my classes saying ¡°Riley is at a doctors appointment until two¡± Mary: What if the teachers see you before two? Riley: trust me they wont , now i would get to math if i were you Jake: *sighs* come on mary lets go (in math class) Mary: Hey jake Jake: yea Mary: Is that a new kid Jake: Yeah I think so, I''ve never seen them around Mary: Maybe we could be friends with them! Jake: Are you always this friendly? Mary: yes, yes i am Jake: i wish you were my sister instead of Riley Mary: Riley is just unique Jake: the woman owns a two sided ax Mary: Ooooh I need to check that out! Jake: Oh my god(facepalm) Mary: wait does mrs. Kiami means pie as in pie you eat?! Jake: no she means 3.14159 Mary: Oh*pause* i might just be hungry Jake: well suck it up we have 4 more hours to go Mary: nooooooo I want FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD Jake: Stop (at 2:00) Riley: sup Mary: We haven''t seen you since this morning, where were you hiding? Riley: That''s not important Jake: Ok? Riley: i heard there''s a new student, i feel bad for them Jake: Why? Riley: they had math first period and saw your ugly face first thing Jake: i hate you Riley: ditto Jake: *pause of realization*Wait were you in the vents Riley: (pause) Nooo Mary: How did you know how to get in the vents!? Riley: that is also not important (max walks in) Mary: Oh hey Max: Hi? Mary: Are you new here? Max:yea? Mary: What''s your name? Max: max Mary: I''m Mary, we are now friends! Max: Ok? Jake: Sorry about here she''s a little straight forward Max: Yeah i can see that Riley: sarcasm, I like that Mary: DON''T APOLOGIZE FOR ME Jake: (walks into wall) Riley:(bursted out laughing) Jake: SHUT UP Mary: You have to admit it was kinda funny Max:It totally was Jake: i hate all of you Riley: hey max Max: yea Riley: In a month we are going to have a party for the everglen anniversary in a week. Wanna come? Max: What kind of party is it? Riley: Pool and fireworks Max: OH HECK YEA Riley: ok so mary,Jake,Dakota,Lilliana,Norman,Enimia,and me are all going to be there Oh and my entire family Max: I have a little sister, should she come with her BFF? Riley:Yeah Mary: Oh btw lilliana is a bit crazy just watch out for her Max: Ok? i will ( the next morning) Riley: she''s going to be late again Max: does this always happen Riley: Dont know dont care Jake: She needs to set two alarms, one when she needs to wake up and another when she has to leave! Riley: That was actually smart, Are you being possessed? Jake: Im not that dumb Riley: you just admited your dumb Jake: i am not dumb you are Riley: Well atleast im taller than you! Jake: By an inch! Riley: It still counts Max: Are you two going to stop fighting? Riley: That is probably never going to happen Max: Ok Fair Mary: I''m so sorry I''m late! Riley: I don''t care i doesn''t affect me Jake: Are you skipping again! Riley: chill im only skipping math Max: Can I skip with you please? Riley: sure one sec(pulls out phone)There Max: less go! Jake: well us responsible children are going to math Riley: Then why are you going? Jake: i hate you(as walking away) Riley: I KNOW THE FEELING IS MUTUAL (in math class) Mary: Jake im bored Jake: yea i know me too Mary: Where do you think Riley and Max are? Jake: knowing Riley i think the vents Mary: how does she know how to get into the vents? Jake: its better you don''t know Mary: But I wanna know! Jake: Not going to tell you Mary: your mean Jake:IK Mary: jakeyyyyy tellllll meeeeeee Jake: don''t call me that Mary: why cuze i sound like alana? Jake: Never mention that horrid girl ever again Mary: your being over dramatic (in the next class) Riley: I love science Max: You just blew up THE ENTIRE CLASSROOM GOD DAMMIT! Riley: sooo Max: Oh my god Riley: By the way I blamed it on you :) Max: YOU WHAT Riley: HueHueHueHue (at riley and Jakes house) Jake: Mary, why did you insist on coming over? Mary:Wow you guys are rich, I wanna see Riley''s bedroom! Jake: ok but i''m warning you Mary: LETS GOOO (in riley''s room) Mary: OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS PLACE!!! Jake: It''s kind of tacky Riley: YOUR TACKY*insert jumpscare* Jake: *scream* WHAT THE HECK RILEY This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience.Riley: LOL LOSER Jake: SHUT UP Riley: plus your room is worse Jake: no its not Riley: It totally is Mary: Show me your room RIGHT NOW! Riley:Yea show her jake Jake: Ok Fine Mary: YAY *in jake''s room* Mary:Wow you have an obsession don¡¯t u Riley: Yes, Yes he does Mary: Ok But you guys have to be rich to have all this cool stuff,are your parents famous? Riley: Yeah Jake: Our mom is Eliana Stephns Riley: and our dad is Jay Stephens Mary: YOUR MOM IS A FASHION DESIGNER AND YOUR DADS A RAPPER!!!!! Riley: Yea Jake: we don''t exactly like to talk about it Tania : Hi Big Bro And sissy Riley: HI tania Mary: IS THAT UR LIL SISTER! Jake: Yea Anita: Tania come here Milo: HOW IS SHE SO FAST SHE HAS TINY LEGS WHAT THE HELL Anita: stop being a wimp Milo: SHUT UP! Tania: IM TELLING MOMMY Milo: Tell mom what? Tania: YOU SAID A NONO WORD Milo: Oh crap dads gonna kill me Riley:Tania, If u dont tell mommy ill give you candy Tania: Otay Anita: Thanks Riley Riley: No problemo *the next day* Riley: Mary i created a nickname for jake Mary: what is it Riley: Pendejo Mary: Is that spanish? Riley: Yes Mary: What does it mean? Riley:*giggles* Dumbass Mary: *Bursts out in laughter* Jake: What are you two laughing at Riley: Nothing¡­Pendejo Jake: Why do you keep calling me pendejo Riley: Because it''s a nickname Jake: What does it mean? Riley:*On the verge of laughter* Amazing person? Jake: Ok now i know ur lying Riley:* Still holding back laughter* But i love you brother Jake: I swear to god Riley: What do you mean beloved brother? Jake: what does it actually mean Riley: headless chicken? Jake: I''m leaving before you decide to kill me Mary: Smart *later* Random bully: Hey loser Mary: what do you want Bully:*hits her* *twins appear* Riley: Hey George Bully: Oh Shi.. Jake: is there a problem *Insert epic photo of twins being scary* Mary: Thanks guys (bully runs away in fear) Riley: No problem*pulls out eye patch and puts it on mary* Mary: I have never seen jake be ¡°Riley¡± scary Riley; I taught him Jake:Hey guys¡­ Riley: what? Jake: What day is it? Riley February Ist¡­ Riley: Oh My God! Mary: Wait¡­ All 3 Of them: THE VALENTINES DANCE! Mary: Riley~ Riley: Oh god *sighs* Whatever it is No Mary: Riley its time Riley: I hate going shopping Mary: You''re rich and you hate shopping!? Riley: i''m not a rich popular girl who has an obsession with clothes, makeup, and WORST OF ALL a relationship Mary: Oh yea ur aroace Jake: Yea she is Mary: I will never understand you Riley: Romance is incredibly disgusting Mary: I think its cute Riley: ew Jake: Our parents said she would grow out of it¡­ She¡­ Never did Mary:I can tell Riley: Can we please stop talking about love? It''s making me want to throw up. Mary: my god you sound like a child Riley: Oh Get lost Mary: But honestly dating a boy would be gross Riley:Wait UR GAY!!!! Mary: No i''m les Riley: Same thing Jake: Ok But that makes a lot of sense Mary: Excuse me!? Riley: oh guys remember tonight is our concert Mary: oh yea thanks for reminding me Jake: Oh i forgot about that Riley:*school bell rings* Well see you in an hour mary Mary: Bye *at the concert* Riley: Oh my guitar isn''t working Jake: You know sometimes this happens its called live music Riley: But why now like it''s the guitars whole life purpose to anger me *laughter* Mary: you know what in the meantime i will recite a poem Riley:*frantically* OH GOD PLEASE WORK!! *more laughter* Mary: Excuse me!? Jake: Ok you two chill out Riley: Well now my guitar is working! Jake: Good i didn''t want to hear a poem either Mary: 3 more songs then i can leave a recite my poem to the mirror Jake:Mary thats just sad *More Laughter* *After the show backstage* Riley: That was fun Mary: Yea it was!! Jake: ok but that thing about the poem was hilarious Riley: yea Mary: I love poems Riley: i hate poems there weird Jake: Ok this is going to turn into a big argument soooo i''m going to leave Riley: jake Jake: Yea Riley: you don''t have your driving license yet Jake: Wait, why haven''t I got it yet?! Riley: you were to busy ¡°studying¡± Mary: Why did you put quotes around studying? Riley: Because he was playing video games Jake: I was not! Mary: Oh Wait My mom just texted me Riley: Oh so did mine Mary: its about school¡­.OH Riley: Hell Mary: No Jake: What is it? Mary: Alana is coming back Jake: No No No NO!!! Riley: god i hate her Jake: Yea she hates you because your so close to me Riley: and she has A massive crush on you Jake: Yea i know its gross Mary: Wait, why did she leave again? Riley: she went on a 2 month vacation to Florida Mary: Oh yeah I forgot that she was rich¡­Wait- Aren''t you two rich as well? Riley: mary You are the only one from our school who knows who our parents are Jake: yea and the only one who knows we are rich Mary: oh Yeaaa i forgot Riley: Sadly Everyone is going to know after this Party my mother is planning. Mary: Oh. why don''t you want people to know Riley: people would start being even more Fake than they already are. Jake: riley! Riley: Jake¡­ Jake: DID MOM INVITE ALANA Riley: OH FUCK Jake: RILEY¡­. Riley: SHE DID All 3 of them : OH SHI- Mary: NOOOOOOO Jake: what about amayah?! Riley: SHE DID Jake: Why would mom do that!? Riley: to Torture us! Jake: It''s been proven mom hates us Mary: But Alana will finally know you''re richer than her! Riley: Isn''t mom her idol as well? Jake: *sudden realization* Yea this might be cool after all! Riley: Well that was cheesy, *Little scene of what riley is describing*It''s like that moment when you''re like oh you''re moving away and you think it''s gonna be bad but oh you have a pool.* little scene ends* Riley: *looks at phone* Guys? Mary: Yea Riley: When did it get this late? Mary: What time is it? Riley: 12:30 Jake: We should get home¡­ Mary: Do you guys want to meet up at the mall tomorrow? Jake: I can''t but Riley can Riley: Yea i can Mary: Ok see you tomorrow * That night* Mary''s mother: Mary¡­Why did you come home so late Mary: Sorry mom, I lost track of time¡­ Mary''s mother: Its ok honey it happens Mary: You are the chillest mom ever! Mary''s mom: You know what your grandmas like. I didn''t want to raise my child like that! Mary: Well Goodnight mom. Mary¡¯s Mother: good night honey. *Mary walks up stairs Past photos camera zooms in on photos* *Scene ends* Max: Riley what are you doing???? Riley: setting up traps Max: Why exactly? Riley: Pure evil will be here soon Max: Riley¡­ Riley: HIDE Alana:*to her friend amayah* so yea i was like OMG mom this waiter totally got my drink wrong i wanted a coffee with 3 shots of peach and they gave me 2 and a half!!! Amayah: Wait OMG that''s insane Alana: oh well look who it is Riley: Your acting like i''m not supposed to be here i go to this school two barbie Alana: so~ where''s Jakey-Poo Riley:*going to puke* Hiding from you Alana: * Sighs in disgust* Riley: So I see you got even more plastic surgery. Alana: What makes you think that? Riley: Really Miss Im A BaRbIe GiRl LiViNg In A bArBiE wOrLd Alana: Oh shut up loser. Riley: Jake Jake:*from inside Locker* Yessss¡­*pause of realization* Fu- Alana: JAKEY BOO!!!!! Jake: *comes out of locker* If you call me that again i will let Riley take a knife to your head Riley:*Sarcastically* Yeah because i need his permission to Kill you *looks at jake* Mary: What''s going O- *pause* No *walks away* Jake: MARY DON''T LEAVE US HERE!! Riley: I''m going with her Jake: Same *both walk the other way* Alana: BUT JAKEY BOO~ Jake:*starts to walk faster* No Riley:* at this point she started running* ADIOS PUTO Jake: who taught you spanish Riley:* evil smile* Mom Jake: oh god biggest mistake of her life Riley:*Finishing his sentence* Except for us *scene ends* * after school walking to Mary''s house* Jake: So how was the mall yesterday? Riley: No Mary: what happens in the mall stays in the mall! Riley: I still can''t believe you ate 55 gallons of ice cream and haven''t put on a single pound!! Jake:SHE WHAT! Riley: don''t ask it was gross Mary: it totally was Jake: Well i''m glad i had to babysit tania Mary: Oh yeah isn''t that your little sister? Riley: yeah she is Mary: She is adorable*Emphasizes and Elongates Adorable* Jake: don''t let looks deceive you!*Takes out phone and shows a photo* Mary and Riley: *bursts Out laughing!* Jake: You two are insensitive Riley: we Know pendejo Jake: WILL YOU STOP WITH THAT NICKNAME!!! Riley: No Mary:*opens phone* Max just texted me Riley: What does it say?? Mary: She''s asking if we want to get Boba with her After school tomorrow Riley: Sure why not Jake: we have nothing else to do Riley: You know its only 3 day till the valentines day dance Mary: i didn''t realize it was so soon Jake: uh oh Riley: *starts to giggle* Mary: Oh this will be hilarious!!! Riley: *trying super hard not to laugh* Yeah last year Alana said she would get Jake to be her boyfriend On Valentines day. Mary: And every year she ends up embarrassing herself Jake: This year i''m gonna get her massive marriage proposal on video Riley: Why does she Want to marry you? JAke: Because i''m hot Riley:*in a weird voice* yeah Sure Mary: Riley!!! What is wrong with your voice!!! Riley:You know what i''m going to talk like this all day tomorrow Jake:Oh god *the next day* Riley: HUEHUEHUE Alana: what the hell is wrong with your voice Riley: At Least mine is better than yours Alana: well at least i got invited to Eliana and jay steph''s party Riley: Oh guess what so did i * More Evil laughter* Alana: Ugh whatever at least im richer than u Riley: Ok keep telling yourself that. Alana: What do you mean by that!? Riley: you''ll find out in 2 weeks *walks away* Alana: RILEY STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!! Riley: NO Amayah: So Alana What''s your Proposal plan? Alana:*tells her plan* Amayah:OMG THAT IS SO GOING TO WIN IS HEART Alana: OMG I KNOW *Later at the Boba shoppe yes i meant shoppe* Mary: max and riley seem to be getting along Jake: yeah they have the same sarcastic personality Mary: Max Max: Yea mary? Mary:Are you going to the dance with anyone? Max:Nope Mary: Me and Jake are thinking why don''t we all go together and when slow dances come on we all dance together! Riley: *looks at max* Sure why not *Max shakes her head yes* Jake: so it''s settled we are going to the dance together Max: Yeah That sound great * the next day* Max: So Riley*pause* i kinda have a crush Riley:*Stops walking and has a shocked face* You what!? ON WHO!!! SINCE WHEN !!!! BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY WHO Max:*mumbles* Riley: max stop mumbling Max: FINE I LIKE MARY! Riley*Gasps* OMG THAT IS SO PERFECT Max: why Riley: max*pause* Mary in Lesbian Max: *in shock* w-Wait! She is Riley: yes she is Mary:*At her locker as those two pass it* Oh Hey guys!Why is max blushing Riley: because she has a crush~ Mary: Wait really! Max: Y-Yeah i do Mary: i''m not going to ask because that may Make you feel uncomfy and i don''t want that Riley: Mary is just the nicest unlike me *in math* Riley: I don''t understand math Max: I have been at this school for a month and this is the first time i have ever seen you in this class Riley: this is a rare occurrence Max: so you haven''t been in here for more than a month*pause* OF COURSE THIS IS CONFUSING! Riley: ok but math in the morning. Max: True especially if you don''t drink coffee Riley: And our teacher keeps talking about pie and know im hungry Max: me too Riley: im craving pie Max:*dreamily* Pieeeeee Math teacher: Lilliana stop putting your finger in the pencil sharpener Riley:*Groans* Max: isn''t that the girl you told me to watch out for? Riley: yeah Max: Why did you groan Riley: I don''t like her she''s an attention seeker Max: oh Riley: mary does tho Lilliana: ohhh Heyyy bestiessssss Riley:*groans* no Lilliana: Hi Riley~ Riley: what do you want Lilliana Lilliana: Who''s this?! Max: im max Lilliana: you are know my child Max: I''m what?! Lilliana: You''re my child! Max: no thanks Lilliana: theres no fighting it Math teacher: LILLIANA SIT DOWN Lilliana: Ok Bye!! Riley: God i hate her *scene ends* Milo: ANITA GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS Anita:*Giggling* NO Elliana: ANITA PLEASE GIVE YOU BROTHER HIS PANTS WE DON''T NEED A REPEAT OF LAST TIME! Riley: this is sad Jake: yes, yes it is Eliana: Hi sweeties Jake: hey mom *in the background* Milo: ANITA I NEED MY PANTS!!! Riley: Anita, please I am begging you please give him back his pants. Anita: fine Milo: thank you Eliana: well you kids have fun Riley: bye mom Jake: bye Anita: tania go with riley *in the car* Tania: sissy where are we going? Riley: to my school and your coming since mom and dad have a meeting Anita: i''m just here to set people up Riley: don''t you dare anita Anita: You give me lesbian vibes Riley: *sighs* I give up Milo: jake Jake: yeah Milo: is alana gonna¡­ Jake: most likely and this time i''m going to get it on video Milo: Oh hell yea dude *at the dance* Riley: why did i agree to this Mary: RILEYYYYY Riley: hi*sigh*mary Anita: i ship it Riley:*glares at anita* Stop it Mary: your sister is weird Riley: Then why are you blushing? Mary: um¡­IDK Tania: AHHHHHHH Riley: Tania don''t scream Tania: Why are you guys ? Riley:Well they need to stp to Jake: I''m kinda nervous Mary: this is going to be hilarious Max: What is happening? Mary: You''ll have to find out *insert evil laughter* Max: Mary..Stop Riley:Dont worry mary: no please worry