《An Angel's Retirement》
An Angels Retirement - Chapter 1
"No. In fact, not only no, but hell no."
The woman across from him frowned. "Come on, Eric. At least read the file before you reject it outright."
Eric crossed his arms, returning her frown with one of his own. "You lied to me, Rosa. You said this was going to be about my pension."
"And it will be, we just haven''t gotten to that part yet." She reached for the file ¨C a large, old-fashioned manila folder that looked to be about as thick as the average dictionary, and pushed it over to him. "They''ve already marked the important parts for you, so it shouldn''t take too long."
"I said I''m not doing this," Eric insisted.
"Eric-"
"No, don''t," he snapped. "It''s not that you sprang this on me out of nowhere under false pretenses. It''s not that you want me to open my home to a complete stranger. It''s not even that this person could apparently, assuming they were properly motivated, snap my arms clean in half like they were crispy breadsticks. No, you want to know what it is? It''s the notoriety that would come with me doing this. Frankly, I don''t know why you even thought of me for something like this ¨C you know I hate the limelight."
Rosa let out a tired sigh, bringing a hand up to push the black-tinted glasses on her face up a bit. He always hated the fact that she wore those stupid things, even indoors and at night. At the very least, he could take pleasure in the fact that he''d learned her tell when it came to them ¨C whenever he had sufficiently annoyed her, she pushed her glasses up a bit.
That was how he knew he wasn''t losing the argument. He wasn''t winning, either, but at least he wasn''t outright losing.
"I just don''t understand what the big deal is," Rosa told him. "I know you hate being the center of attention, but you''d be doing something really good for someone who desperately needs it. Isn''t that worth the risk of the media hounding you? And besides, the government would do its best to keep them out of the loop."
Eric let out a small snort of contempt. "That''s rich. I certainly feel a lot better now that I know the government is here to help me." He cast a glance over his shoulder at the three men wearing suits standing behind him, all of whom had pistols holstered at their hips. "No offense," he sarcastically added.
Again, Rosa let out a sigh and pushed up her glasses. She then ran a hand through her long, flowing black hair, and at that point, Eric was confident in his ability to win this particular argument. Pushing up her glasses was one thing, but now she was playing with her hair, and that could only mean he had her dead to rights.
"Look," Rosa offered, "I''m not at liberty to discuss the finer details of what''s going on."
"Oh, so now there are finer details, too?"
"But all you need to know is that you''re the best candidate for the job," Rosa insisted, a note of finality creeping into her tone.
Eric blinked, surprised. She was always direct with him, which he appreciated, since the last few liaisons he''d had with the Office of Veterans'' Affairs had all beat around the bush with him and danced over whatever issues he''d tried to raise. None of them had lasted more than a few weeks, but she was the exception. Rosa knew how to fight fire with fire, which he appreciated, because it meant she was both very direct with him and it meant that it was that much more satisfying whenever she caved to his demands, no matter how inane they were. Of course, she tended to give demands as good as she got them, but it was still better than dealing with any of the other Affairs officers, because at least she told him to his
face whenever the government was trying to fuck him over.
Except now, apparently. Now, she seemed intent on winning him over to her side, more than she ever had before.
Eric said nothing, and Rosa took that as her cue to keep talking.
"You asked about your military pension?" she said. "Whatever you''re getting paid monthly, we''ll triple it."
Eric''s eyes just about bugged out of his skull. He let out a low whistle. "That''s a hefty chunk of change, Rosa. You sure you have the authority to push that through?"
"Believe me, I have the authority," she replied. "You''re still free to walk, of course. But I know you could use the money."
Eric''s gaze narrowed. "You know, you can be a real cold-hearted bitch when you want to be," he growled. "Give me that damn thing."
Rosa passed the folder over to him, and he turned to the first page she''d bookmarked. Immediately, he looked back to her in confusion.
"What the hell is this?"
"It''s her file," Rosa answered.
"I know it''s her file, I''m not an idiot. What I mean is, what''s with all the black ink?"
"Classified," one of the suits behind him said.
"I gathered that," Eric said through gritted teeth without looking back at the man. "Rosa, be honest with me for a moment ¨C which of the Angels would I be getting?"
Rosa hesitated. "...Thirteen."
Eric couldn''t help but choke. "T-Thirteen? You''re trying to give me Thirteen? As in, the Thirteen? That one?"
"Yes."
Eric immediately slammed the folder shut and went to stand up and march out of the room.
"Fuck this," he declared. "And fuck you for bringing it up to me. I''m not-"
"Eric," she called after him. "Sit down, please."
Something in her voice made him pause. All the fight seemed to have left her in the blink of an eye, replaced with resignation.
He''d known Rosa for about a year now, and yet he''d never heard her speak like that, to him or to anyone else.
Slowly, Eric turned around and walked back to his chair, his bad leg resounding against the metal floor with every other step. He took a seat across from her again, and stared at her through her sunglasses.
"Talk to me," he said. "What the hell is going on?"
Rosa simply motioned to the folder in front of her. "Read it," she told him. "It shouldn''t take long to get the gist of it."
Eric hesitated for a moment, but after a few seconds, he caved. Just like she''d asked, he reached for the folder and cracked it open once more.
And just like she''d said, after just a few minutes of reading, he understood.
"Jesus Christ¡" he breathed as he set the file down on the table. "I knew those girls had it rough, but this¡"
"And those are just the parts that aren''t covered in black ink," Rosa reminded him. "She needs you, Eric."
"Why me, though? Surely there was some other poor bastard out there just as capable as me, if not even more so."
"Your record spoke for itself," one of the other suits chimed in. "Multiple combat tours, battlefield commission when your commanding officer took a bolt to the head, fast to rise through the ranks, medals for-"
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"I know what my fucking combat record is," Eric growled. "I don''t need you to remind me of it. And that wasn''t the question, anyway ¨C my question was, why me?"
"Truthfully, you aren''t the only candidate," Rosa admitted. "You''re correct, there are others just like you. There were bound to be, given how many people are still left even after the war. But in the end, the brass picked you. I don''t know why, but you were their first choice. That ought to be worth something, even to you."
Eric blinked, taken aback by her words. After a moment, he let out a sigh, then ran a hand through his unkempt, days-old black beard. Rosa had told him to shower and shave before coming into the branch office, and he''d chosen not to out of spite ¨C after all, the OVA seemed intent on treating him like a crazy homeless man, so why not look the part? That was before all this, though. Suddenly, he felt completely out of his depth, in a way he hadn''t felt since taking over command for the first time,
"...I''ve heard of this shit," he muttered. "The press calls it the Archangel program. Pretty fucking corny, if you ask me, but I suppose it fits. Is that what you want me to be, then? The
guardian Angel''s guardian angel?"
"Nobody is asking you to be anything more than yourself," Rosa insisted. "All you need to do is take her into your home and help her acclimate to life outside of the battlefield. And you won''t be alone in it, either ¨C not only will I be around, but if either of you two need something, everyone in this office will drop everything in order to help out. It''s the least we could do, given what the Angels did for us."
Again, Eric gave a snort of contempt. That was barely scratching the surface of what it would take to repay those girls. He didn''t know much about the Angel program beyond what the government had told the public, but he was smart enough to put the pieces together ¨C super soldiers didn''t come from nowhere, after all, especially not ones that young. It didn''t exactly take a genius to figure out exactly how they''d been created in the first place. Slowly, Eric turned his attention back to the file. He flipped the page, and for the first time, he saw an Angel without her armor and helmet.
She was young, of course; in her early twenties, by his estimation. It was tough to tell from her picture, given that it was a sole image of her staring straight ahead, but she appeared to have blonde hair that flowed down to the middle of her back. Her face was covered in faded scars, including a nasty-looking jagged cut that went directly through her right eye. Both her eyes were blue, but her right eye was an almost unnatural electric blue compared to her left, which was normal ¨C he could only assume that eye was artificial in some way, though he had no idea how.
Aside from that, she looked mostly normal. She was a little short, coming in at about five-and-a-half feet tall compared to his six-foot-three, but with the Angels, looks were deceiving ¨C he had no doubts that this girl could snap him in two with her bare hands if she so desired. And if she truly was Thirteen, like Rosa had told him, she was capable of doing so much more than that, as the Iprenians had been unfortunate enough to discover.
There was a reason why one of the terms of their permanent ceasefire was that humanity decommission most of their Angels, and no longer train up any more.
That was why she was being decommissioned, he realized ¨C she was the Thirteen, probably the most well-known Angel of them all. Of course the Iprenians would demand that she be let go. Part of him was surprised that the Terran government had agreed to that, but then again, perhaps they were simply as weary of the war as everyone else was, to the point where she was considered a necessary sacrifice.
Still, despite all that, there was one thing missing from her file.
"What''s her name?"
Rosa looked at him in surprise. "What was that?"
"Her name," Eric repeated. "Her real name. She has to have one aside from Thirteen."
Rosa hesitated for just a moment, no doubt taken aback by his sudden change in demeanor. "...Rebecca," she answered. "Her real name is Rebecca."
"And her last name?"
"Classified," the third suit cut in.
Eric let out a sharp exhale. "...Okay. Alright. Fine."
He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. Behind him, the three men in suits bristled.
"You can''t smoke in this building," one of them said.
Eric ignored him, instead popping the cigarette in his mouth and lighting it up. "You are having me open my home to a person who can and has wiped out entire Iprenian companies on her own, if the urban legends are to be believed. And honestly, just based on what little else I''ve heard, I wouldn''t be surprised if those stories were watered down. So if it''s all the same to you, I''ll be smoking wherever I damn well please." He took a drag, and then exhaled, blowing a cloud of smoke out into the room. "Besides, this shit is calming me down enough that the idea doesn''t sound completely terrible of all a sudden."
Rosa stared at him, surprised. "What do you mean? You''ll do it?"
Eric waved her off. "Give me the fucking papers to sign, before I change my mind."
Rosa stared at him again for a moment, and then, for the first time, she did something he''d never seen her do before.
She gave him a faint smile.
"Of course," she replied, sliding over a series of forms and a pen. "I hope you don''t mind wet ink signatures."
"Rolling out the red carpet¡" Eric muttered as he signed on each dotted line. By the time he was done, his cigarette was nearly down to a stub, but he kept taking puffs from it regardless.
He knew better than to waste good tobacco.
With a final stroke of the pen, it was done. Eric set the pen and papers down, then leaned back in his seat, a sigh escaping him. Rosa gathered up the forms, then rose from her chair.
"I''ll get these filed right away, and then we can move on to next steps," she said, barely able to conceal the excitement in her voice. "Thank you, Eric. You may go now."
Eric didn''t wait for further confirmation. He rose from his seat without a word, following after her as she went, his bad foot again resounding against the metal floors.
He barely made it a few steps before one of the suits called out to him.
"Thank you," the man said. "Captain Anders."
Eric paused, his brow furrowing. Wordlessly, he pulled the cigarette stub from his mouth and dropped it on the floor, then ground it beneath his heel before continuing on his way.
He had no idea what he had just gotten himself into, but something told him he was going to regret it.
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An Angels Retirement - Chapter 2
¡°So when are they supposed to get here, anyway?¡±
Rosa frowned, checking her watch. ¡°They¡¯re a little bit late, it seems. Probably hit traffic or something. Give it time, they¡¯ll get here.¡±
Eric sighed, interlocking his fingers behind his head as he looked up into the sky. Dark clouds had gathered overhead, a sign that summer had ended and fall had finally approached. It was yet another cold and soon-to-be-wet Virginia day.
Part of him couldn¡¯t help but feel that was some kind of bad omen, almost.
¡°If they make us wait out here in the rain, I¡¯m gonna be pissed.¡±
Rosa sighed tiredly, running a hand through her flowing black hair. ¡°Just be patient, Eric. They can¡¯t be that far out.¡±
¡°If you say so.¡± Eric unlocked his fingers, then reached into his pocket for a cigarette and his lighter. Rosa¡¯s frown deepened as the telltale sound of his lighter being flicked open reached her ears.
¡°Must you do that now?¡± she asked. ¡°You¡¯re supposed to be trying to make a good first impression on her.¡±
Eric waved her off as he lit up his cigarette, then took a drag from it and exhaled. ¡°She was in the military. Guarantee you she¡¯s seen plenty of people smoke before.¡±
¡°Still, you¡¯re supposed to be setting a good example for her.¡±
¡°What¡¯s that supposed to mean? She shouldn¡¯t need a role model, she¡¯s a grown-ass woman. Her file said she was, like, twenty-four. That¡¯s not much younger than I am.¡±
¡°Telling, then, that she¡¯ll more likely be the mature one out of the two of you.¡±
Eric rolled his eyes. ¡°Oh, bite me.¡±
Rosa opened her mouth to respond, but didn¡¯t get a chance to before her phone began to buzz in her pocket. She paused, then pulled it out to check her messages, her face lighting up as she did so.
¡°They¡¯re a minute out,¡± she said. The moment the words left her mouth, she turned to Eric, giving him a harsh stare from behind her ever-present sunglasses. ¡°Behave yourself.¡±
Eric simply held up his hands in surrender before taking another drag from his cigarette. Rosa seemed intent on him playing nice today, and that was what he intended to do, especially since he¡¯d already signed the paperwork saying he¡¯d take Thirteen into his home.
Part of him regretted it already. He¡¯d underestimated exactly how much work letting another person room with him was going to be. The house was big enough for both of them, thankfully, but it was already bringing back memories of having to bunk with his squadmates in the Marines during the war.
At that thought, the memories came flooding back yet again, and Eric grimaced as he forced them out of his mind. Once they were gone, he took a long drag from his smoke before pulling the stub out of his mouth and throwing it on the ground, then grinding it beneath his heel.
Normally, he tried to make a point not to leave cigarette butts on his own driveway, but there were exceptions to every rule.
He leaned against his garage door and crossed his arms over his chest, already craving another smoke. He held himself back, though ¨C the last thing he needed to do was start chain-smoking this early. Then again, Rosa had already stopped him from going for the cheap whiskey, so perhaps she wouldn¡¯t mind indulging him this one time.
Eric was in the process of reaching for another cigarette and his lighter when a small convoy of black SUVs with tinted windows pulled out from around the corner and stopped in front of his house. He watched, curious, as several men in suits filed out, then approached the vehicle in the middle and threw the rear driver¡¯s side door open, allowing its lone occupant to step out.
It was her, all right ¨C Thirteen looked exactly the same in-person as she did in her picture. It was all there - the flowing blonde hair, the artificial electric-blue eye¡ it was downright striking. Eric¡¯s heart actually skipped a beat when he first laid eyes on her, and as if on cue, she reached for an eyepatch on her forehead and brought it down to cover her artificial eye. This was a person who had to have a body count in the thousands, at the very least; given the secretive nature of the Angel program, he¡¯d be surprised if her actual body count didn¡¯t dwarf that by an order of magnitude. This young woman was little more than a killing machine, raised into a weapon that was to be pointed at humanity¡¯s enemies, and already, he could tell that she had the scars to prove it.
He was staring face-to-face with arguably the single deadliest person in all of human history, and yet somehow, that thought faded very quickly when he saw how she was looking around at his home. She had the gaze of an apex predator searching for its newest piece of prey, and yet something about it was completely hollow. She was retired now, so all of the training, all the shooting and destruction and murder, meant nothing anymore.
His gaze met her one good eye, the one not covered by an eye patch, and in that moment, Eric was able to realize what the problem was.
She was completely lost.
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Two men in suits suddenly stepped forward. They were both tall, standing at six-and-a-half feet each, and their outfits matched Rosa¡¯s, though somehow Eric could tell they were more official than even she was. They both wore very dark sunglasses and had earpieces in, and the way their suit jackets shifted as they walked was just enough to tell him that they were both carrying handguns in shoulder holsters. The more serious-looking of the two was fair-skinned, with a receding black hairline and a thin layer of facial hair, while the slightly more personable one was dark-skinned and completely bald.
¡°So, you¡¯re the intelligence spooks, then?¡± Eric couldn¡¯t hold himself back from asking. ¡°Let me guess ¨C if anything happens to her or if I reveal her true nature to anyone, it¡¯s straight to a government black site for me?¡±
¡°Officially, the government does not operate any black sites,¡± Receding Hairline stated matter-of-factly. ¡°Unofficially, you are in the presence of a war hero. Do not let anything happen to her, or else.¡±
Eric simply nodded. ¡°Well, if you¡¯re trying to keep this a secret, you¡¯re doing a pretty shit job of it. I¡¯m pretty sure I see a few of the neighbors looking out through their blinds already, no doubt wondering what¡¯s going on.¡±
¡°Thirteen¡¯s face is known only to a select few,¡± the other suit said. ¡°And we¡¯ve put together an extensive cover ID for her, which she has completely memorized by this point. You will be provided a copy, of course, should a situation ever arise where you will be required to validate any of it.¡±
Eric waved them both off. ¡°Yeah, yeah. Are you going to introduce us any time soon, or keep talking my ear off about nothing and issuing implicit threats?¡± He thought of something, then turned to Rosa. ¡°Also, where¡¯s my money?¡±
¡°The money will be wired directly to your account on a monthly basis, starting at the end of this week,¡± she reported. ¡°Should she need anything else that you cannot cover with those funds, let us know and we will overnight a check.¡±
Eric blinked, surprised. ¡°Really rolling out the red carpet, aren¡¯t you?¡±
¡°The entire human race owes its continued existence to the Angels,¡± the bald man chimed in. ¡°No expense is too great for them.¡±
Before Eric could say anything else, both suits suddenly stepped aside and motioned for Thirteen to come forward. She didn¡¯t hesitate, and marched over to stand between them. She stopped a short ways away, and then to Eric¡¯s chagrin, she did something he hadn¡¯t had anyone do to him in years.
She saluted him.
¡°Sir, Lieutenant Rebecca-013, or Thirteen, at your service, Sir,¡± she rattled off, her voice almost completely monotone.
Eric was taken aback. He stared at her for just a moment before grimacing, then waved her off.
¡°You don¡¯t have to salute me,¡± he said to her. ¡°I¡¯m retired. Have been for years. In fact, I¡¯d prefer it if you didn¡¯t salute me.¡±
Still, Thirteen didn¡¯t drop her salute. Eric sighed tiredly. ¡°At ease, Lieutenant.¡±
The moment the words left his mouth, she dropped it, relaxing slightly. Once that was done, she looked around once more, focusing on his house. After a moment, she turned to Rosa.
¡°This is where I will be staying?¡±
¡°It is,¡± she confirmed with a nod.Thirteen said nothing further, instead turning back to examine the house once more. Eric stepped forward, clearing his throat.
¡°I can show you around,¡± he offered. ¡°Let you know where you¡¯ll be staying, and all that.¡± He looked over to Rosa. ¡°Does she have any luggage to bring inside?¡±
¡°I have my essentials with me,¡± Thirteen cut in.
¡°I¡¯ll get those,¡± Rosa said. ¡°Eric, show her around, we¡¯ll get everything out and set up.¡±
With that, her and the suits moved away, heading for the convoy of SUVs still lined up outside his driveway. Eric watched her go, then let out a sigh before turning to Thirteen.
¡°I guess that¡¯s that, then,¡± he said. ¡°Come with me, I¡¯ll show you the place.¡±
¡°Affirmative, Sir,¡± Thirteen replied.Eric forced himself to hold back from lighting another cigarette as they both stepped inside his house.
¡°And this is your room.¡±
Eric stepped aside, allowing Thirteen to look at where she¡¯d be staying. She knew it wasn¡¯t much for most people, just a single bedroom with an attached bathroom, but to her, it was more than that. She¡¯d never had a room of her own, even after moving on from training; everything had always been shared with other Angels, or at the very least, other soldiers and Marines. She took a few tentative steps inside the room, and after a few seconds, turned towards him with a nod.
¡°Thank you, Sir.¡±Eric¡¯s brow furrowed. ¡°Stop calling me Sir. I haven¡¯t been in the military for years, now.¡±
Thirteen blinked. ¡°You outrank me-¡±
¡°We¡¯re both civilians now. Rank means nothing at this point.¡±
Thirteen blinked again. ¡°Affirmative.¡±
Eric sighed, running a hand through his hair. ¡°Look, it¡¯s pretty late in the day, alright? I¡¯m hungry and thirsty, so I¡¯m going to throw together a very basic dinner for both of us ¨C figure that¡¯s the least I can do to officially welcome you here. Are you okay with chicken?¡±
¡°Yes.¡±
¡°Good. Get yourself settled here, I¡¯ll call for you when the food¡¯s done.¡±
Thirteen nodded, then fell silent. The two of them stared at each other before Eric took a few awkward steps out of the room, then began to make his way to the kitchen.
¡°This was a terrible idea¡¡± he muttered as he began to pull out the ingredients for a very basic lemon chicken.
Still, terrible idea or not, they were officially stuck together now. He¡¯d signed the paperwork, and as far as he could tell, she¡¯d signed her end of it too. That meant they shared a government contract, and if his service with the Marines was any indication, government contracts were as binding as they came.
If nothing else, Thirteen seemed relatively easy to get along with, if only because she seemed to think that him outranking her meant anything at this point. That was going to be a bad habit of hers he¡¯d have to break, he realized.
After all, the last thing he wanted was her dredging up bad memories, unintentionally or not.
A chill went down his spine, and despite himself, Eric reached for the nearby bottle of bourbon he¡¯d opened not too long ago and took a swig directly from it. It tasted like turpentine, but he wasn¡¯t complaining.
Anything to numb the pain.
In any case, it didn¡¯t take long for him to get dinner ready. Before long, it was all set at the countertop, waiting for her; he had already started eating on his own and was just about to call for Thirteen when she stepped out from around the corner, far more quiet than he¡¯d have expected. That earned a raised eyebrow from him ¨C this house had hardwood floors, and yet he hadn¡¯t heard her footsteps at all. Then again, given what she had allegedly been doing during her time in the service, that probably shouldn¡¯t have surprised him too much.
One does not make entire enemy lines disappear in the middle of the night without picking up at least a few bits of knowledge regarding stealth, he supposed.
They both ate in silence, and once they were finished, Eric cleaned up, and they both went their own separate ways. He stared as Thirteen disappeared into her new room, closing the door behind her as she went.
¡°Hell, I don¡¯t know,¡± he said to himself as he finished setting the dirty plates and silverware in the dishwasher. ¡°Maybe this whole arrangement will be bearable, after all.¡±
An Angels Retirement - Chapter 3
The sun hadn¡¯t even started to rise by the time Thirteen awoke from her slumber. Normally, that wouldn¡¯t have bothered her; her life had been regimented so much during her time in the military that her body had an almost unnatural sense of when it was time to wake up. She was used to getting her six hours of sleep, then waking up and going straight to the gym or some other form of training.
But she wasn¡¯t in the military anymore, and that meant that she had nothing to do upon waking.
Thirteen laid in bed, staring up at the ceiling as the minutes ticked by. The entire time, she tried desperately to think of something to do, but completely failed. Captain Anders didn¡¯t seem to have a gym in his home, let alone a gun range she could practice in, and that meant she was utterly devoid of anything to keep her occupied aside from lying in bed and counting the ceiling tiles until the sun rose.
And that was precisely what she did. She laid in bed and stared up at the ceiling, her artificial eye¡¯s night vision capabilities allowing her to make the features of the plaster out despite the lack of any kind of light source. Naturally, counting the tiles didn¡¯t keep her occupied for long; when she ran out of tiles to count after just a few minutes, she resorted to counting the imperfections in them instead.It was utterly mind-numbing. Surely, this wasn¡¯t what civilians did in their free time, though she had no idea what else they could do other than that.
Finally, just as the sun started to rise, she heard a noise from down the hall. Immediately, she perked up, expecting it would be Captain Anders. If nothing else, she could ask him what to do. With that in mind, Thirteen rose out of bed and turned on the lights before slipping on her eyepatch, then threw the door open and stepped out into the hall, looking for Captain Anders.
¡°Captain.¡±
There was a tired groan from down the hall, around the corner. ¡°For the hundredth time, don¡¯t address me by my rank or by Sir. Please. I am not in the military anymore, and neither are you, so you don¡¯t need to do that.¡±
Thirteen tilted her head. ¡°How should I address you, then?¡±
¡°Just call me by my first name, damn it.¡± He gave a frustrated sigh. ¡°Fuck, and it¡¯s only the second day¡¡±
She heard him messing with some machine, and tilted her head again. Curious, she stepped out around the corner, heading for the kitchen, where she¡¯d heard his voice coming from.
¡°Eric.¡±
¡°Ye- Jesus Christ!¡± he exclaimed as she stepped into view. He flushed red, then abruptly turned away.
¡°Eric,¡± she repeated.
He held up a hand, the entire time still refusing to look in her direction. ¡°You¡¯re naked!¡±
Thirteen blinked, then looked down at herself before looking back to him. ¡°Yes.¡±
¡°So go put some clothes on! They didn¡¯t just let you walk around like that on the ship, did they? Consider the same rule in effect in this house.¡±
Thirteen blinked again. Truthfully, her and the other Angels generally slept in their cryo pods when they weren¡¯t being actively deployed or about to be, and the pods necessitated that their users be naked. They¡¯d all grown used to walking around in either full armor or nothing at all, with few exceptions.
But again, that was while she was in the military, which she obviously wasn¡¯t anymore.
¡°Apologies,¡± she softly offered, his discomfort plain to her now.
Eric waved her off, again without looking. ¡°Just¡ go put some clothes on, please. I¡¯ll have breakfast ready in a bit.¡±
Thirteen nodded, then marched back to her room and threw on some simple clothes the OVA had provided for her. It was nothing fancy, just a plain olive drab shirt emblazoned with the Marine Corps logo, and some matching pants. Once she¡¯d been dressed, she turned and stepped back out into the hallway, heading for the kitchen.By the time she got there, Eric had already set a place at his table for her, directly across from him. He¡¯d provided her a plate filled with what appeared to be eggs and toast; nothing she hadn¡¯t eaten before.
Truthfully, though, she¡¯d always preferred her ration bars to any regular food. The ration bars were tasteless, sure, but they were packed with calories and essential vitamins and nutrients, which was worth more to her than whatever enjoyment she would have otherwise gotten out of eating normal food.
Still, she knew better than to turn her nose up at an offered meal, and not just because she didn¡¯t want to risk upsetting Eric further after what had happened earlier. With that in mind, she took a seat across from him and began to eat. As she ate, she became idly aware of Eric having paused in order to watch her. She froze, her fork mid-way to her mouth, and stared at him.
¡°Eric?¡±
¡°It¡¯s nothing,¡± he hurriedly said. ¡°Just¡ I¡¯ve never seen anyone enjoy eggs and toast this much.¡±
Thirteen blinked. ¡°...Are you referring to how fast I am eating?¡±
¡°I am. You¡¯re shoveling that stuff down like you¡¯ve never eaten before. They weren¡¯t starving you in the military, were they?¡±
Thirteen shook her head. ¡°No. I was always kept well-fed, even above the commanding officers. It was determined that myself and the other Angels were too valuable to not have in top condition at all times. Our diets were carefully monitored, and-¡±
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Eric held up a hand, silencing her. ¡°I get it,¡± he offered tiredly. ¡°Just¡ if you want more, I can make more. That¡¯s not an issue, especially not since the government¡¯s paying for it. Just let me know.¡±
Thirteen nodded. ¡°Affirmative.¡±
The two of them ate in silence after that. When they were done, he offered to make her more breakfast, but she refused. Instead, she stood back and watched as he cleaned up the kitchen.
¡°You just gonna stand there all day?¡± he asked as he hunched over the sink, scrubbing out the pan he¡¯d used to cook the eggs.
Thirteen stared at him. ¡°I do not know,¡± she confessed.
¡°What do you mean, you don¡¯t know?¡±
¡°Is that what civilians do?¡±
Eric paused, then looked back at her over his shoulder. ¡°The hell are you talking about? No, people do not just stand around all day when they aren¡¯t eating or sleeping.¡±
¡°What do they do?¡±
¡°All kinds of things. Depends on who you¡¯re asking, I suppose.¡±
Thirteen continued to stare at him, her question unanswered. After a moment of silence, she said, ¡°What do you do?¡±
¡°That¡¯s a difficult question to answer,¡± Eric said, again without looking back. ¡°Sometimes I¡¯ll watch TV or browse the internet. Sometimes I¡¯ll read a book. Occasionally I¡¯ll go for a walk. But mostly, I put up with my annoying handler trying to get me out of the house, for whatever reason.¡±
¡°Handler?¡±
¡°Yeah, you¡¯ve met her. Her name¡¯s Rosa, and she¡¯s a massive pain in the ass. I only keep her as my handler because she¡¯s the kind of pain in the ass that I can get used to.¡±
Eric finished scrubbing out the pan, then set it aside and turned off the sink. He wiped his hands on a nearby dish towel, then turned to her.
¡°You act as if this is all new to you,¡± he noted. ¡°Did you really not do anything aside from go on missions when you were in the military?¡±
Thirteen shook her head. ¡°Any downtime was spent training and preparing for the next mission. Otherwise, we were all asleep in our cryo pods.¡±
Eric stared at her for a moment, an eyebrow raised. ¡°...How long were you in the military, exactly?¡±
¡°Classified,¡± she instantly replied.
¡°Right, of course¡¡± He sighed, running a hand through his hair. ¡°One of these days, I¡¯m going to request an unredacted version of your file, not even with the intention to actually get it, but rather to see the look on Rosa¡¯s face when I put in the request¡¡± He shook his head. ¡°Look, I wasn¡¯t planning on doing much today, aside from maybe hitting up the liquor store, since I think I need to restock. I suppose you can come with me if you¡¯d like.¡±
Thirteen considered his offer for a moment before nodding.
After all, if she was going to be living with him for the time being, then it would pay to do a little bit of recon.
It was a few hours later, when the store had opened, that Eric had directed her towards his car and started the drive to the store. Thirteen shifted in her seat as he drove, uncomfortable. She¡¯d ridden in plenty of land vehicles before, not to mention driven her fair share of them as well, but this vehicle seemed downright fragile compared to those.
¡°What kind of vehicle is this?¡± she asked.
¡°This?¡± Eric asked, not taking his gaze away from the road. ¡°This is an old car that¡¯s been passed down through my family for generations. My father owned it before me, and his father before him, and his father before him, and so on. If I remember right, one of my past ancestors was a police officer, and this was his squad car; he bought it off the department when he left the force, since they were retiring the car in favor of something new¡ In any case, it¡¯s been through a fair amount of changes ever since then; the only thing still original on it is the body. Everything else got replaced as parts failed and became increasingly impossible to get.¡± He shook his head. ¡°Anyway, I think it¡¯s called a Crown Vic? Something like that.¡±
Thirteen shifted again. ¡°...And what is it rated for?¡±
¡°Rated for?¡± Eric echoed. ¡°Uh¡ well, it¡¯s not exactly an off-road vehicle, but it gets the job done-¡±
She shook her head. ¡°No. Will the body stop at least a thirty caliber projectile? It is clearly not rated for plasma, but-¡±
¡°Oh, no,¡± Eric explained. ¡°This isn¡¯t that kind of vehicle, it¡¯s really not rated for anything like that. It¡¯s strictly for transportation.¡±
¡°And what of its armament?¡±
¡°Non-existent. They¡¯d never let a civilian walk around with that kind of firepower.¡±
Before she could ask any more questions, Eric pulled in front of a store, then put the car in park before shutting it off. He unbuckled his seat belt, then stepped out, motioning for her to follow him.
¡°Come on,¡± he said, ¡°let¡¯s get this over with.¡±
Thirteen said nothing in response, instead following after him as he entered the store.
They spent roughly fifteen minutes shopping, Eric taking a small cart and filling it with bottles of his choice. Thirteen eyed the shelves with curiosity, unsure of what she was looking at. She¡¯d seen other soldiers and Marines drinking alcohol before, but they¡¯d come in much smaller glass bottles; a few of them had tried to offer her and the other Angels a taste, but they¡¯d always refused, knowing that alcohol wasn¡¯t in their diets. And more than that, alcohol was an intoxicant, and would impact their combat effectiveness if consumed; one more reason to stay away from it.
She turned her gaze away from the shelves as Eric put another bottle in the cart. She gazed at everything he¡¯d selected.
¡°What is all that?¡±
¡°A little bit of everything,¡± Eric told her. ¡°Government¡¯s paying for it, after all, so might as well splurge. Of course, the good stuff is hard to find these days, but thankfully, I¡¯m not picky about what I¡¯m drinking.¡±
He picked yet another bottle, bringing his total up to six. Once that was done, he nodded to himself. ¡°Alright, that should do it for now. Let¡¯s go pay and get out of here.¡±
Thirteen nodded, then followed after him as he approached the front counter and began to pile it high with the bottles he¡¯d collected. He¡¯d just about set the last one on the counter when someone emerged from the back room, then approached, a grin on his face.
¡°Well, look who it is,¡± he said, offering Eric a hand.
¡°Miles,¡± Eric said, surprised. He accepted the handshake. ¡°Where the hell have you been?¡±
¡°Broke my foot working on the house,¡± Miles answered. ¡°Dropped a piece of tile on it ¨C shit wasn¡¯t pretty. Melanie about cried her eyes out when she saw it.¡±
¡°Shit, man. Everything good now?¡±
¡°Yup, it¡¯s healed up nicely.¡± Miles finally seemed to notice her standing there, and turned towards her, surprised. ¡°Who¡¯s this? New piece? I¡¯ll be honest, I wasn¡¯t sure you had it in you.¡±
Thirteen tilted her head at the term, unsure of what it meant. Eric cleared his throat.
¡°She¡¯s a guest, Miles,¡± he explained. ¡°She¡¯ll be staying with me for a bit while she gets back on her feet, nothing more.¡±
Miles nodded in understanding. ¡°Ah, I see ¨C she¡¯s military. Friend of yours from your time in the service?¡±
¡°Yeah, something like that.¡± Eric passed him a plastic card of some kind, and Miles scanned it before handing it back. ¡°Thanks, man.¡±
¡°No problem,¡± Miles said as Eric gathered up his alcohol and went to leave. ¡°Good to see you again, by the way.¡±
Eric waved him off, then motioned for Thirteen to follow him. She did, piling into his car as he loaded up the trunk. Once that was done, he got in the driver¡¯s seat, then let out a heavy sigh as he started the car up.
¡°Fucking Miles¡¡± he muttered. ¡°Dude never knows what he¡¯s saying¡¡±
Thirteen said nothing in response, instead falling silent as Eric pulled the car out and began to drive them home.
Somehow, she suspected this was still not what most civilians did in their spare time.
An Angels Retirement - Chapter 4
To her curiosity, Eric hadn''t opened any of the bottles he''d bought for the entire day after returning home. Instead, he''d unpacked all of them save for one, which he''d left in a bag on the counter, and instead opted to drink something called ''beer''. She sat opposite of him as he stayed perched on his couch, the amber-colored glass bottle clutched tightly in one hand as he stared absentmindedly at the television in the corner. Thirteen''s brow furrowed at the sight of it.
She''d expected civilian life to be monotonous, but this was downright unbearable. This was really what she was supposed to do with the rest of her life? Humans lived to be almost two hundred years old now, on average, which meant she still had about a century-and-a-half left ahead of her.
If this was really what she was expected to do for the rest of her days, she was liable to jump off a tall building first instead.
Eric must have sensed her discomfort, because he glanced to her out of the corner of his eye, letting out a small grunt as he shifted in his seat.
Then, to her surprise, he tossed her the remote.
"Here," he offered. "Find something that looks interesting to you."
Thirteen stared at the remote ¨C a small glass rectangle, adorned with a tactile touch screen ¨C then looked back to him. His only response was to shrug.
"I''ve seen this movie a million times," he explained. "They kill his dog and steal his car, and then he hunts them down for it. Believe me, once you''ve seen a bunch of mobsters get shot in the face a hundred times, you don''t really need to see it for a hundred and first."
He leaned back in his chair, upending the bottle in his hand to get at what little liquid was still inside. Once it was completely drained, he stood up.
"I''m gonna go get another beer," he said. "Want anything?"
Thirteen shook her head. He shrugged once more. "Suit yourself."
With that, he walked off, leaving her alone in the room. Thirteen again turned her attention back to the remote, her brow furrowing once more.
She knew how to drive a tank, how to fly a gunship, and how to control a mech. She knew the exact calculations needed to take the head off an Iprenian with a sniper rifle at two-thousand yards. She knew how to create explosives from little more than the remnants of a plasma-slagged hardware store and some gumption. She''d been put in charge of military equipment worth multiple millions of dollars, to say nothing of her own armor, which rivaled even humanity''s best warships in terms of sheer monetary cost. Of all the Angels, she''d always been considered the one who was the most maliciously creative, able to think of new and exciting ways to kill aliens on the fly.
And yet, despite all of that, this little glass rectangle somehow eluded her in its simplicity.
She turned it over in her hand, trying to figure out how it worked. There were only a few buttons on it ¨C a power button, obviously, but also one labeled volume, one labeled channel, and two more respectively labeled input and guide. She hesitated for a moment, unsure of what to do ¨C this device was one of the most rudimentary pieces of tech she''d ever been put in charge of, but somehow, it was troubling her.
Perhaps it was because of the stakes involved this time. Out in the field, if she broke a piece of equipment, it was considered a worthy sacrifice to the war effort since it generally meant that several Iprenians were about to die in turn. Sure, her commanding officers might yell at her if the piece of gear had been particularly expensive or valuable, but they were always very impartial about it, because on a certain level, they understood why she would have done it. Here, though¡ if she broke something of Eric''s, the aftermath was a lot more personal.
She had no idea which parts of his house were sentimental to him or not. Some of them were easy to guess ¨C the pictures on the walls, of people she could only assume were friends or family, along with anything that looked particularly expensive, for what few of those kinds of objects he may have had.
This television and remote, though, eluded her.
She scowled. Her primary concern was breaking the remote. She was much stronger than even the most well-trained human athletes were as a result of her upbringing; who was to say that merely the act of her pressing on the remote wouldn''t cause it to shatter into a million pieces? It was definitely not something that could be ruled out immediately. And if it was sentimental to him¡
As soon as the thought entered her head, her scowl deepened. Her time in the military had taught her to plan for the worst-case scenario, but as she couldn''t seem to stop reminding herself, she wasn''t in the military anymore.
With that thought in mind, Thirteen decided to throw caution to the wind. She pressed a random button on the remote, unsure of what it would do, and watched as the television suddenly changed away from what Eric had been watching, to¡ something else entirely. She blinked at the sight of it.
"What is this?"
"It''s a children''s show," Eric said from behind her. She turned to face him, and found him standing there, holding a fresh bottle of beer. She noticed that he had already taken several sips from it, and her gaze narrowed.
"How long have you been standing there?"
"Long enough," he explained. "Really, I wanted to see if you could figure out how the TV worked on your own. Congrats, by the way ¨C I suppose at this point, we''ll have to get you started on the other household appliances soon." He brought a hand up to his chin in thought. "Hm¡ The washer and dryer are probably fine, but the stovetop and oven might be a little too dangerous¡"
Thirteen glowered at him, and he raised his hands in surrender. "Just kidding," he offered. A moment later, he looked past her, staring at the TV. "So, you
planning to sit here and learn your ABCs all day, or am I okay to change the channel to something else?"
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Thirteen said nothing, instead passing the remote back to him. Eric took a seat, then began to flip through channels for a moment before looking over to her.
"Any idea of what you might want to watch?" She shook her head, and he pursed his lips. "Yeah¡ not sure why I asked. Sorry."
The two of them fell silent as he continued to search for something to watch. Thirteen simply sat there, staring out the window, until suddenly, he stopped on what appeared to be a show about a war of some kind. Immediately, she turned towards it, blinking in surprise at what she saw. It was old, grainy, black-and-white footage from what appeared to be some twentieth century war. Men were huddled in muddy trenches, clutching wood-stocked rifles and shivering as snow fell around them. She stared at it in amazement before turning to him.
"Which war is this?"
"Looks like World War One," he answered. "I take it you know at least enough to recognize what that means?"
Thirteen nodded. "We studied history as part of our training. It has been awhile, though."
"Since you''ve seen the inside of a classroom?" She nodded, and he sat up straight.
"Hm. I probably should have expected that. Don''t suppose you can tell me when, exactly, they put you into the field?"
She shook her head, and he let out a small sigh. "Didn''t think so."
Eric took a sip of his beer before looking back to her. "They let me read your file," he said. "Only the parts that weren''t covered in black ink, of course¡ so really, I was only able to skim your file, since the thing looked more like a damn chalkboard than anything. But still, I was able to make out a little bit of your history. More than I initially knew, at least."
"What did you know initially?"
"Only as much as everyone else. One day, these girls in armor showed up and started tearing the Iprenians a new asshole." She tilted her head, and he added, "Figure of speech; it basically means you put the hurt on them real bad. Anyway, not long after the rumor mill started up, the US government came out and officially declassified the Angel program to the general public. All they really told us was that they''d been training fifty young women to fight as a new type of specialized unit attached to SOCOM directly. That''s about all we knew, at least until they started publishing all your kill counts."
Thirteen blinked. "...They told you our kill counts?"
"They did," Eric confirmed with a nod. "Said it would be a much-needed morale boost. And for once, the government was actually right ¨C nothing put a smile on a soldier''s face like reading about how you girls were absolutely eviscerating entire enemy lines by yourselves. Though, I have to ask¡ those kill counts weren''t accurate, were they?"Thirteen''s heart skipped a beat. She said nothing, instead merely staring at him, until eventually he waved her off.
"Forget it," he declared. "You don''t have to answer that; I understand it''s probably classified."
She nodded, and he let out another sigh. "Yup¡ about how I thought that was gonna go¡"
He raised the lip of the bottle to his mouth once more and took another drink. Thirteen stared at the liquid as it flowed through the bottle, and as Eric lowered it away from his mouth, she couldn''t help but ask about it.
"Why do you drink that stuff?"
"Hm?" he asked, turning back towards her. "The beer, you mean?":
"The alcohol," she specified. "I saw how much you paid for those bottles at the store. And, for that matter, alcohol is an intoxicant."
"Yeah, I know. That''s the whole point." Eric raised the bottle so she could get a better look at it. "Look, sometimes, you just want to loosen up a little. And when that happens, all you need is a visit from Mister Booze and his friends."
"How much is a little?" she questioned, tilting her head.
Eric hesitated, seemingly lost in thought for a moment. After a moment, he answered her with only one word.
"Classified."
And then he drained what was left in the beer in one go before standing to get another. Thirteen watched him as he left the room, unsure of what to make of the conversation.
Somehow, the more she spoke with him, the more confused she got.
***
She was already awake when she heard Eric step outside that morning. He hadn''t bothered to check on her first; not that she cared or needed his assistance that badly, of course, but it was unusual.
Thirteen thrived off of a routine, and already, he''d broken it by leaving the house without a word.
When she heard the Crown Vic start up and pull out of the driveway, she knew something unusual was happening. Cautiously, she stepped out of bed, pausing only to pull on some clothes and her eyepatch before moving out into the hallway.
She stepped into the kitchen, and the first thing she noticed was that the bag with the big bottle of alcohol in it that he''d bought the day before was gone. That was curious, though she had no idea what to make of it. The house was empty aside from that, of course, and so she continued into the kitchen, looking around for any signs of where he''d gone.
Before long, Thirteen found a small note on the counter, along with a pre-made meal of some kind ¨C some thin slices of meat held between two pieces of white bread, with some kind of cheese in the middle. She pushed the plate aside, instead reaching for the note.
Hey, it read, I have to leave for a bit. I''ll be back in a few hours. Until then, this sandwich is for you, and there''s also some more in the fridge if you''re still hungry. Do me a favor and don''t leave the fridge open, would you? Oh, and if Rosa stops by, tell her I''m at the gym or something, I don''t care as long as it gets her to go away.
And then, at the bottom of the page, he''d written something else.
Happy Victory Day, by the way.
An Angels Retirement - Chapter 5
Everything was more boring when she was alone, she concluded. It had been a few hours since Eric had left, and she''d spent that time eating through the food he''d provided for her, as well as absentmindedly watching old war shows ¨C documentaries, they were called ¨C on the television. It was mind-numbing, but in the absence of anything better to do, it was the only thing available for her to occupy her time.
Thirteen was beginning to realize how much she hated not having anything to do. In the military, there was always something that needed to be done, generally either killing Iprenians or simply training to kill them. Any downtime she''d had was spent in either cryo or in the hospital wing of whatever ship she''d found herself on.
Thirteen grit her teeth as she stared at the screen, willing herself not to clench her fist and shatter Eric''s remote control. The lack of anything to do was making her stir-crazy, and she wasn''t sure how much longer she could take it.
Finally, just when she''d about reached her breaking point, she heard the Crown Vic pull into the driveway. Immediately, she perked up, if only because that meant she wasn''t going to be alone anymore. A quick glance at the nearby wall-mounted clock told her that it was almost three in the afternoon; he''d been gone for several hours. She didn''t know why he''d decided to leave so suddenly or where he''d gone, but that didn''t matter. All she cared about now was that she wouldn''t be stuck alone with nothing to do and nobody to talk to.
For all his faults, Eric at least kept her from dwelling on her own boredom, if nothing else.
The door to the house opened and Eric stepped in. Immediately, Thirteen''s relief was dashed when she saw what he looked like. He looked haggard, but more than that, he just looked downtrodden. She wasn''t sure how to describe the look, but it was one she was familiar look ¨C that faint sense of unease etched across his face, and the way he kept his gaze fixated firmly ahead, staring at something that wasn''t there.
She''d seen the same look on the faces of soldiers who''d lost a battle, and worn the same expression herself whenever she''d heard news of one of her fellow Angels falling on the battlefield.
Idly, she noticed he was swaying side-to-side slightly; a cursory glance showed that he was clutching tightly to a half-empty bottle of some kind. That was enough to snap her out of her stupor.
"You''re drunk," she declared.
Eric blinked, then looked over to her, whatever spell that had taken over him having apparently been broken at the sound of her voice. After a moment, he let out a small huff. "That easy to tell, huh?"
"Tell me you didn''t drive home like this."
Eric waved her off. "Relax. Roads were clear the whole way back."
"That isn''t the point. You should not be behind the wheel of a car at all when you''ve been drinking."
"What are you, my mother?" Eric shook his head. "Christ, you sound like Rosa¡"
As Thirteen watched, he raised the bottle to his lips and drained it of whatever was left, then wiped the few remaining drops from his lips before letting the bottle fall to the floor below. It landed on its side, then rolled across the carpet before stopping next to her foot. Again, her brow furrowed at the sight of it, and she turned back to face him.
"Where did you go, anyway?"
"What''s it to you?" Eric growled. "Mind your own business."
He went to walk past her, but Thirteen didn''t let him. She stood up and moved to stand in his way, blocking him from going any further. She blinked, surprised at what she had done; it had happened before she''d even realized she was doing it. Across from her, Eric scowled.
"Move," he demanded. "Unless you''ve forgotten that this is my house, and you''re just a guest here?"
Thirteen''s gaze narrowed, but as much as she hated to admit it, he had a point. Begrudgingly, she nodded, then stepped aside. Eric glowered at her for a moment before stepping past her.
"That''s what I thought," he said as he moved past and into his room, slamming the door behind him.
Thirteen stared at the closed door for a moment, then turned and marched back to her spot on the couch. She settled into her seat and tried to focus on the war documentary airing in front of her.
Somehow, it seemed even more hollow and pointless than it had before.
***
The next day, she awoke to the sound of something sizzling in the kitchen. Thirteen blinked, then sat up in mind, a small yawn escaping her. It was early ¨C early enough that she sun hadn''t even risen yet. She hesitated; staying here wasn''t an appealing option, but neither was leaving to investigate the noises Eric was making in the kitchen. Still, she couldn''t exactly spend the rest of her days in this small room, and if she had to leave anyway, then perhaps it would be best to get the worst of it over with.She rose out of bed and pulled on some clothes and her eyepatch, then stepped outside into the main hall. Again, the sound of something cooking hit her, as did the scent; she hesitated for a moment, but then decided to move on.
"Eric," she said, stepping out from around the corner.
Just as she''d predicted, he was there in the kitchen, hunched over the stovetop, cooking something. His back was to her, meaning she couldn''t see his face, but the moment her words hit him, he tensed. She grit her teeth at her apparent mistake and turned around, silently chastising herself as she prepared to walk back to her room.
At least, that was the plan until he turned around, a shameful look on his face.
"Hey," he greeted.
She paused, then looked over to him, the two of them locking eyes. "Hey," she repeated.
He took a breath, then gave a sharp exhale, running a hand through his hair as he did so. "Look, about yesterday¡ I''m sorry."
"About what?"
"How about everything?" Again, he sighed. "I''m sorry for leaving you alone all day. I''m sorry for drinking and driving. I''m sorry for snapping at you when you confronted me about it. And finally, I''m sorry for threatening to kick you out at the end."
Thirteen titled her head, taken aback by his abruptness. Still, even she knew better than to spurn his apologies, unfamiliar as she was with the process of giving or receiving them. She shifted nervously.
"...Is there a reason you left to go drinking all day?"
Eric flinched like he''d bee struck, and again, she silently chastised herself, up until the moment when he exhaled again.
"...Yeah," he answered softly. "It''s just¡ I didn''t think Victory Day would be this tough for me, you know?"
Thirteen said nothing in response, instead giving him a nod of understanding. The two of them were about as far apart as two service members could be, and yet there was something in his statement that she could relate with.
There wasn''t much time to dwell on it, though, as he soon beckoned her to step into the kitchen.
"Here," he offered as she came up alongside him. "I was tossing and turning all night; couldn''t get to sleep at all. Finally, I said fuck it and decided to just start making breakfast. You recognize any of this stuff?"
Thirteen eyed the stovetop, poring over each item he''d prepared. Out of them all, she only recognized one at first glance.
"Eggs," she said, pointing to the mound of fluffy yellow in the corner.
Next to her, Eric blinked, confused. "That''s it?" She nodded, and he exhaled. "Shit¡ you really are out of touch. I guess they didn''t teach you much of anything not related to killing Iprenians¡"
"Correct."
"Figures¡" He sighed once more, then pointed to the other two items on the stovetop. "That''s bacon, and those are pancakes. Take as much of everything as you want, I can always make more if you''re still not satisfied."
"You are always careful to offer to make more," Thirteen noticed.
If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation."Yeah, well¡ I figure you didn''t get many good meals while you were in the service. I didn''t either, for that matter, but you''re on a whole new level of not experiencing everyday life. I figure, hell, might as well start in the kitchen, if that makes sense."
He shook his head, then handed her a plate. "Go ahead and start, I''ll join you in a minute."
Thirteen nodded, then loaded up her plate with food and took a seat at his table. True to his word, Eric joined her a short while later, the two of them sitting and eating their breakfast in silence. As usual, she powered through hers, but ultimately opted not to go back for seconds; resources were scarce, after all, and she didn''t want to waste any of them by being a glutton. Instead, she simply placed her dishes in the sink, then sat back down across from Eric once more to watch him eat.
He suddenly tensed, a hand going to his temple as he grimaced. Immediately, Thirteen was at his side, though he was quick to wave her off.
"I''m fine," he insisted through a mouthful of eggs. "It''s just a headache. Drinking too much will do that to you."
Reluctantly, Thirteen backed down, though she was careful to keep her eye on him even as she moved back to her seat. As she sat down, Eric turned towards her once more.
"So," he said, "I just realized that you must be getting stir-crazy." She tilted her head, and he added, "You must be feeling pretty claustrophobic, being cramped up in here all day."
"Affirmative," she answered.
He stretched his arms out. "Well, then you''ll be happy to know that you''re free to wander around town as much as you want."
Thirteen tensed. "...You''re kicking me out?"
Eric''s eyes widened. "No, no! I just meant¡ if you want to walk around town, you''re free to do so. You don''t have to wait for me before doing anything. Probably should have realized that earlier, but it didn''t really sink in until now that you''re probably used to being regimented. Figured I''d bring it up, just in case you weren''t aware already."
Thirteen stared at him in surprise. Truthfully, she hadn''t realized that she had that level of freedom. Still, after a moment, she nodded. "...Affirmative."
Eric opened his mouth, intending to tell her something else, only to be interrupted by a knock at the door. The moment he heard it, a deep scowl crossed his face.
"I fucking figured she''d come around eventually¡" he muttered angrily. "And only she could make a point to do it this early¡"
Before Thirteen could ask what was going on, Eric stood up and marched over to the door, then threw it open.
"What do you want?" he asked angrily. Thirteen peered around him, staring at the familiar woman and her ever-present pair of dark glasses.
"Good to see you, too," Rosa greeted, Eric''s harsh demeanor rolling off her like water off a raincoat. She flashed him a thin smile. "May I come in?"Eric rolled his eyes, but stepped aside all the same, allowing her entry. Rosa pushed past him without a care, entering his home, though she paused the moment she laid eyes on Thirteen.
"Huh," she said aloud. "So you two aren''t at each other''s throats."
"Why are you here?" Eric demanded, crossing his arms.
"Aside from it being my job to check on you two periodically? Because I wanted to see how you both were getting along. Judging by the lack of property damage and physical injuries to you, I''d say this has been a success so far, if only just."
Again, Eric rolled his eyes. "If you came here to make fun of me-"
"Oh, please, I can do that over the phone just fine." Rosa flashed him a thin smile. "Really, I''m here because I truly did want to make sure you both were doing fine. And by the looks of things, you are. I mean, she hasn''t killed you yet, so that''s a small victory right there."
"I know you well enough to know that there''s some ulterior motive here," Eric challenged.
"Well, you''d be right about that," Rosa admitted. She clapped her hands together. "How about I take a look around and make sure she''s getting along just fine, and then we''ll do lunch?"
"Only if you''re paying for it," Eric said gruffly. He stepped into the hall and began to make his way back to his own room. "Gonna go take a shower and get changed. Try not to destroy the whole house while I''m gone."
"No promises," Rosa said as she watched him go. The moment the bedroom door closed behind him, she turned towards Thirteen, a smirk crossing her face.
"So," she began, "tell me everything that''s happened since you''ve gotten here."
Thirteen blinked, unsure of what to say at first. She hesitated before finally settling on the truth.
"The first day, I aggravated Eric by breaking his nudity taboo, and he immediately demanded I put on some clothes. I did so, and he made breakfast afterwards. He then took me to the liquor store, purchased a number of bottles of alcohol, and dropped me off back here before leaving me to figure out how to use the television by myself," she explained. "The next day, he disappeared for a number of hours, leaving me by myself. When he came back, he was visibly intoxicated and very irritated about something."
Rosa stared at her for a moment. "...That''s it? That''s all that''s happened over the past few days?" Thirteen nodded, and Rosa let out a tired sigh. "Damn it, Eric¡ what are you doing?" She shook her head. "Well, I figured this was going to be anything but smooth sailing, but still. I''ll talk with him, see what needs to be done when it comes to getting you better settled in. Were there any questions you had about adjusting to life outside of the military?"
Again, Thirteen hesitated. Truthfully, she had no questions, but that was less because she knew what she was doing at this point and more because she still didn''t know what she didn''t know. It was difficult to come up with any questions when she wasn''t even sure what she needed to be questioning in the first place.
Rosa seemed to sense her discomfort, and shook her head again. "Look, don''t worry about it now," she offered. "You''re still taking time to adjust, I''m sure it''s more than a bit of culture shock to you. Tell you what, I''ll leave you my card. If you come up with any questions that Eric can''t ¨C or more likely won''t ¨C answer, give me a call and I''ll answer them for you. Deal?"
Thirteen nodded, and Rosa reached into her pocket and handed her a small card of some sort. Thirteen turned it over in her hand, examining it.
Rosa Herrera - Service Officer, Office of Veterans'' Affairs
"My number''s at the bottom," Rosa explained. "You have any questions, give me a call."
Thirteen gave her an appreciative nod. "Thank you."
Rosa waved her off. "Least I could do, really. Anyway, I''m just gonna take a quick look around, and then we can get lunch afterwards when Eric''s out of the shower. Anything in particular you feel like eating?"
Thirteen shook her head, and Rosa clicked her tongue. "Well, we''ll think of something. You just hang tight here for a second, I''ll be right back."
With that, she turned and disappeared down the nearby hallway, looking through the various rooms in Eric''s house. Thirteen again turned her attention back to the card Rosa had left her, tilting her head as she stared at it.
She was used to serving alongside comrades, of course, but Rosa and Eric were certainly the oddest two she''d ever dealt with.
"Are all civilians like these two?" she wondered aloud.
There was a sudden crash from down the hall, followed by a surprised shout. Thirteen was about to take off running down the hall when she realized what had happened ¨C Rosa had accidentally knocked a picture frame over, and Eric was now yelling obscenities at her from inside the bathroom while she simply laughed at him in response and set the picture back upright. Thirteen paused at the sight of it, then slowly allowed herself to relax. Quietly, she grimaced.
"...I sure hope they aren''t," she softly added.
An Angels Retirement - Chapter 6
"This doesn''t look like a steakhouse."
"What am I, made of money?" Rosa crossed her arms.
"I thought you could expense all this."
"I can, but that''s not the point. Do you have any idea how expensive a good steak is these days? My boss would have my ass if he saw I spent that much on a casual lunch with you two."
"Is that what this is?" Eric questioned. "A casual lunch?"
Rosa flashed him a grin. "This is as casual as I can make it, you know. In my eyes, at least, it doesn''t get much more casual than a Tex-Mex joint."
"Did you have to pick the one where the staff apparently only speak Spanish?"
"Why, is that a problem?"
"Yeah, it is ¨C how are we supposed to order?"
Rosa waved him off. "That''s why I''m here."
Eric just sighed tiredly, picking up his menu with no small amount of resignation. "Can''t even read what most of this stuff is supposed to be¡"
"That''s why they included little pictures of everything," Rosa pointed out.
"Smart ass¡"
"Thanks, I try." She turned towards Thirteen. "What do you feel like eating? I can point you towards something good."
Thirteen''s brow furrowed as she stared at the pictures of food on the menu. After a moment, she shrugged; Rosa''s expression faltered, and she turned back to Eric.
"What, are you not feeding her or something?"
"What kind of question is that?" he asked, looking up from his menu. "Of course I''m feeding her. Hell, you ought to ask the same thing to the Military ¨C did you know she''s barely eaten anything aside from nutrient paste for nearly the entire time she''s been in the service?"
Rosa blinked, then looked over to Thirteen. "Is that true?" Thirteen nodded, and Rosa sucked in a breath. "Okay¡ I recommend you get this, then." She pointed at a picture of something on the menu. "Arroz con pollo.
Thirteen just nodded. Eric, meanwhile, looked over his menu for a bit before pointing at something."That burrito with ranchero sauce sounds good," he grunted. "I''ll have that."
"I thought you wanted steak?" Rosa asked.
"Who goes to a Mexican restaurant and orders just a steak?"
"Plenty of people, actually. There''s a reason why they even offer it as an option, you know."
"Seems like it''d defeat the point of coming to a place like this."
"If you say so." Rosa let out a sigh, leaning back in her chair. "Anyway, I''ll go ahead and order for you both, so no worries there." Her gaze turned towards
Thirteen, and she smirked. "So, be honest ¨C how tempted have you been to beat the crap out of him so far?"
Thirteen''s one good eye blinked. "...The only humans I am supposed to do harm to are smugglers, bandits, and terrorists. Eric is none of those. And even if he were, I am supposed to be retired."
Again, Rosa''s expression faltered. "Right, right¡ of course¡ forget I asked."
A heavy silence fell over the three of them for several minutes, lasting until their food finally arrived. When it did, Eric raised an eyebrow.
"This isn''t what I ordered," he said, confused.
"I know," Rosa replied, giving him another smirk. "I figured you needed more vegetables in your diet."
Eric glared at her. "You''re lucky I can''t speak Spanish, otherwise I''d be sending it back."
"Whatever you say."
As the two of them bickered, Thirteen tore into her meal, doing her best to ignore them both. Surprisingly, the food was quite good ¨C it was certainly a far cry from her nutrient paste. The mix of flavors and spices was unlike anything she''d ever eaten before. It was so mind-blowing for her that, before she knew it, her plate was empty. She blinked, staring at it in surprise, her fork and knife still poised for her next bite. After a moment, she lowered the utensils, then turned towards Eric and Rosa, who she realized were both barely halfway through their respective meals.
"O-kay, then," Rosa said, breaking the stunned silence that had settled over the two of them. "Eric, does she always-"
"Pretty much," he said, "but this was intense, even for her. She must have been hungry."
"That or it just tasted really good." Rosa cleared her throat. "You can order some more, you know. This place is pretty cheap, all things considered; I don''t think my boss will mind if you get more."
Eric expected her to refuse, as she''d always done, but to his surprise, she hesitated for just a moment before nodding. Rosa gave her a small smile, then called for the waiter and began conversing with him in Spanish. He left a few moments later; as he walked away, a thought occurred to Eric, and he turned to Rosa.
"How come you''re nice to her and not to me?"
"Hey, I''m buying you lunch, aren''t I?" Rosa countered. "Besides, my first meeting with her didn''t end with a series of four-letter words between the two of us. Can you say the same?"
Eric let out a begrudging sigh, then turned back to his food. He''d barely gotten a few bites into it when Rosa suddenly looked over to Thirteen.
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"That reminds me, would you mind giving us a few minutes alone?" she asked. "I have some stuff I need to go over with Eric, and I''m sure he''d appreciate the privacy."
Thirteen hesitated, apparently unsure about what to do, but eventually relented with a nod. "...I''ll be up front," she said quietly before standing up and walking away.
Once she was gone, Eric turned his handler, confused. "We''re really doing this here?"
"Come on, you didn''t think I was only here to check on her, did you?" Rosa asked. "I''m still your service officer, too ¨C that means your well-being is, on a certain level, still partially my responsibility. Now, are you going to be difficult about it like usual?"
Eric''s gaze narrowed. "Is that why you took me to a public place for once? So I wouldn''t make a scene?"
"Honestly? No. Genuinely, I wanted to try and do something nice for her; this is just a good bonus. So, I''ll ask again ¨C are you going to be-"
"For fuck''s sake, just get it over with," Eric growled. "Ask your damn questions, already; dragging it out is only making things worse."
"Fine, fine." Rosa adjusted her position in her seat, then pushed her sunglasses up slightly. "I''ll start with the obvious ¨C how do you like having her living with you?"
"The extra money''s nice."
"That''s not what I asked."
"That''s the answer you''re getting."
"Alright, I guess it''s going to be like that." Rosa sighed tiredly. "So she told me you''ve already seen her naked."
Eric choked on a mouthful of chicken. After a few seconds of gasping for breath, he managed to get it down, then turned back to her.
"She told you that?"
"She did," Rosa confirmed. "Should I be concerned?"
"No, no¡ it''s just¡ she''s used to sleeping naked. I guess the other members of her unit didn''t have much of a nudity taboo. Makes sense, given that they weren''t a typical unit." He brought a hand up and ran it through his hair. "And in my defense, I looked away as fast as I could and established some ground rules about that sort of thing. It won''t happen again."
Rosa simply nodded. For the first time, Eric noticed she was typing on a tablet, and he glowered at her."Are you notating what I just said?"
"Forgot to mention, we''re on-the-record," she said without looking up.
"Bitch."
"Got that, too. Anything else you''d like to add?"
"Notate this." Eric flipped her off, and she paused, peering at him from behind her sunglasses.
"Real mature," she said flippantly as he lowered his finger.
"You know us soldiers ¨C real pinnacles of maturity. Speaking of maturity, that makes two questions; were you planning on asking the other eighteen any time soon?"
She rolled her eyes, but didn''t offer a response. He was disappointed. "She mentioned you''ve been drinking."
"Yeah, what else is new?"
"Is your drinking a joke to you?" Rosa suddenly demanded, causing him to go silent. "She mentioned you went out with a bottle of alcohol, then came back ¨C drove back, even ¨C hours later, minus most of the alcohol and clearly intoxicated."
Eric blinked. "...Told you that, did she?"
"She did," Rosa confirmed with a nod. "Eric, be honest ¨C is everything okay?"
"If I say yes, will you believe me?"
"Eric-"
"I know, I know." He heaved yet another tired sigh. "Look, it''s just¡ Victory Day was a hard one, you know? I figured it would be, but I didn''t think it''d be quite so bad. What I did was really fucking stupid, I''m aware, and I''m sorry, and I won''t do it again."
"And I appreciate the sentiment, but that doesn''t change the fact that I''m worried about you." Rosa leaned in, dropping her voice down to a mutter so the other patrons wouldn''t hear. "And the nightmares? How are those?"
Eric crossed his arms. "...Same as ever," he admitted. "I still see ''em, damn near every night. It never gets any easier."
"Is that why you''re drinking so much? Or was it some combination of that, Victory Day, and having her here with you?"
"Hell if I know," Eric admitted. "Look, can we change the subject?"
Rosa stared at him for a moment. "Eric, I really think you should consider seeing a-"
Eric slammed his hand on the table, cutting her off.
"Change. The. Subject," he said sharply.
Rosa''s expression narrowed behind her glasses. "I don''t know why you''re so resistant to this idea. Tougher men than you have-"
"Because I don''t want the fucking stigma, okay? What''s so hard to understand about that? I already know what they''re going to fucking tell me, I don''t need them to confirm it. Besides, I''m dealing with it just fine on my own."
"You really consider drinking and driving like that to be dealing with it just fine?"
"That was a one-time thing and it''s not going to happen again," Eric promised.
"How can I be sure-"
"Rosa," Eric interrupted, his tone taking an edge. "I mean it. Drop it."
Rosa stared at him, but finally relented with a small nod. "...Alright. Okay. Fine. But just know that this conversation isn''t over."
"It is for now, and that''s good enough for me."
At that moment, the waiter returned with Thirteen''s second plate of food. Eric watched him set it down, then looked back to Rosa.
"I think that''s our cue to call her back," he said.
"We''re not done with-"
Eric suddenly stood up and motioned for Thirteen to come back. She didn''t hesitate, and began making her way to their table. Rosa glared at him, then sat back in her chair, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Asshole," she muttered.
Eric said nothing in response, instead going back to his own food as Thirteen sat down and resumed eating as well.
The entire time, Rosa continued to glare at him, and he did his best to ignore her.
***
A short while later, they left the restaurant and Rosa dropped the two of them off at Eric''s house. As he stepped out of the passenger side of her car, he turned to her.
"Thanks for lunch," he begrudgingly offered as began to walk away.
"Eric." He paused, then looked back to her. "I mean it. We''re not done having this conversation. You can''t avoid it forever."
Eric merely stared at her for a moment, until she put her black SUV into reverse, then pulled out of his driveway. He watched her drive away, only taking his gaze away when the car turned a corner and he completely lost it from view. He gave an annoyed huff as he unlocked the front door and stepped inside, Thirteen trailing behind him the entire time.
"I don''t know about you, but I need to let all that settle for a bit," he said as he took a seat on his couch. "You good?"
Thirteen nodded from her spot in the living room. Eric''s brow furrowed; for some reason, he suddenly felt bad about treating her so dismissively before. He had no idea why that thought had occurred to him, but now that it had, he couldn''t get it out of his head. He turned towards her, noting she was still dressed in her green Marine Corps shirt and surplus pants.
If nothing else, she needed a new wardrobe. And that much, at least, he could help her with.
"Hey," he said, getting her attention. "You need some new clothes."
Thirteen stared at him, tilting her head in confusion. "What''s wrong with these?"
"Nothing, but they''re not much to look at. And besides that, you don''t have very much to call your own, anyway. Tell me ¨C they paid you during your time in the Marines, right?" She nodded, and he let out a breath. "Good. Tell you what ¨C I''ll help you pick out some new clothes in a bit, once my food''s settled. That''s what we''ll do the rest of the day. Sound good?"
Thirteen nodded, and Eric let out a breath he didn''t know he''d been holding.
"Alright," he said. "Until then¡ goodnight."
With that, he closed his eyes and allowed himself to drift off for a short nap, the entire time praying that the nightmares wouldn''t be too intense this time.
An Angels Retirement - Chapter 7
"Eric."
At the sound of her voice, Eric catapulted awake, his breath coming out in ragged gasps. He looked around for a moment, only relaxing when he realized he was in his own living room. Thirteen was standing there, staring down at him, confusion etched across her face.
"Sorry¡" he muttered as he stood up from his spot on the couch. "How long was I out?"
"Two hours."
Two hours¡ his brow furrowed at that information. It felt like it had been two years, the way he''d been dreaming. Even now, it was all still so vivid to him ¨C the scarred remnants of a battlefield, filled with fallen soldiers from both sides. Smoke curled up into the sky from myriad craters that marred the surface of the planet, and spent brass casings littered the ground every which way. As bad as the sights had been, the sounds and the smells had been even worse.
Somehow, more than anything, those never left him; whenever he woke up, he could always recall them with pure clarity ¨C the coppery scent of blood and gore, and the stench of spent gunpowder punctuated by the sickening miasma of plasma-burned flesh. Even now, the recollection of it made his stomach roil.
And the sounds¡ every which way, wounded men and women from both sides cried out in agony. No matter their race, their vocalizations had long since deteriorated from any discernible language, instead joining together in a universal exclamation of pain. As he listened, the sound reached a crescendo, washing over him as he laid in his crater, the ear-piercing noise drowning out damn near everything else.
"Eric."
And just like that, he was back in his living room. Eric blinked once more, then turned back to Thirteen.
"Sorry," he offered. "I spaced out. What time is it?"
"Almost three in the afternoon."
"Hm¡ I guess we''d better get going soon, then." He stood up and stretched, then ran a hand through his unkempt beard. Despite his distaste for the act, he supposed it was about time to trim it a bit.
After all, he''d already accepted the OVA''s request. There was no sense in sticking it to them anymore now that they''d beaten him. And wasn''t that a thought? He''d spent most of his post-war life trying to fuck the OVA over the same way they''d continuously done to him, and now he''d essentially given all that up in favor of cold, hard cash.
Not that cared, that is ¨C money was still money, as far as he was concerned.
Shaking those thoughts from his mind, he turned towards Thirteen, who was still standing there, staring at him, unsure of what to do. He gave a small grimace at that; she was still so regimented¡ it was almost creepy, like the government had somehow done their best to take away her humanity in favor of making her their puppet.
Idly, he was aware of the fact that they''d actually probably done something very similar to that, and he made a mental note never to dwell on that idea again.
He wasn''t exactly Thirteen''s biggest fan, but she hadn''t done anything to him, and even besides that, despite his best efforts, there was still enough of a shred of common decency left in him that he could still feel disgusted about the methods used to create a person like her.Whatever the military had done to turn her into an Angel, it couldn''t have been pretty.
"I''ll be outside in a few minutes," Eric grunted as he stepped past her. "Wait for me in the car."
"Affirmative," she replied, her voice monotone.
Then, as he watched, she turned and marched outside, stopping only to close the front door behind her. Eric watched her go before shaking his head, then disappearing into his room to grab his keys.
***
"What is this?"
"What''s what?" Eric asked without looking over to her as he carefully weaved through traffic.
"The noise," Thirteen specified. "What is it?"
"It''s music," Eric replied. "Don''t tell me you''re not familiar with music?"
She shook her head. "I heard some of the other soldiers playing some over the radio now and again¡"Eric grimaced. Of course. This was becoming a routine for them ¨C she''d express confusion about something incredibly mundane, he''d be surprised that she wasn''t familiar with any of it, and then she''d say something to once again remind him that of exactly what kind of person she was. And every time, it reminded him of exactly how unnatural she was.
There was a killing machine in the passenger seat of his Crown Vic. Sometimes, it was so easy to forget that about her.
"Is it bothering you?" he asked. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw her shake her head, and breathed a sigh of relief. "That''s good¡ I don''t know if I could have let you stay in my house, knowing you didn''t like Black Sabbath."
"Black Sabbath?"
"That''s the band ¨C er, the guys who made this particular song. It''s pretty old-fashioned by today''s standards, but what can I say? I have old-fashioned tastes."
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She blinked. "...You were going to kick me out if I didn''t like it?"
"Lighten up, would you?" he asked. "It was a joke. You know, haha, funny, comedy, humor, you laugh? Wait, wait, don''t tell me ¨C you''re not familiar with jokes, either." She shook her head, and he let out a sharp exhale. "...That ain''t right. I don''t know how you all made it through deployment without joking around."
"Mostly, we made it through deployment by killing Iprenians," she answered matter-of-factly.
"Of course you all did¡"
She hesitated for a moment before speaking again. "...You make it sound as though these jokes were not unusual. Tell me, did you and your men spend a lot of time-"
Eric suddenly pulled into a nearby parking lot, the tires of the car screeching as he did so. He found a space and parked the car as fast as he could, then killed the engine before unbuckling his seatbelt.
"We''re here," he said. "Come on, let''s hurry this up ¨C the stores will be closing soon."
Thirteen stared at him in surprise, but nodded, then stepped out of the car and followed him as he approached the first store.
***
"People wear things like this casually?"
"I''m tempted to say no, just to fuck with you," he answered. She glanced at him out of the corner of his eye, and he sighed. "Yes, people wear things like that casually. Try not to sound too surprised about it."
Thirteen turned her attention back to the mirror the two of them were standing in front of. Currently, she was dressed in a black skirt and a white blouse, mostly because Eric had figured it''d be funny to see her try them on. And he was right ¨C they both looked extremely out-of-place on her. Something about her demeanor just screamed that traditionally feminine clothing wasn''t going to work.
"Maybe it''s the eyepatch¡" he mused. Again, she glanced at him out of the corner of her eye, and he waved her off. "Nothing, nothing. Here, I''ve got some other stuff for you that will fit you better."
He passed her a stack of clothes ¨C jeans and T-shirts, mostly ¨C and then turned away as she retreated into a nearby changing room. She wasn''t changing in front of him, of course, but after the incident earlier in the week, he wasn''t taking any chances.
After a minute or two, the door to the changing room opened, and Thirteen stepped out. Eric couldn''t help but stare at her as she approached him. This was definitely her look ¨C dark blue jeans and a plain black T-shirt, along with a set of black boots and a leather belt to complete the look.
"You''re staring," she noted. "Is it bad?"
"No, it''s just different," Eric admitted. "You look like you ought to be working at a dive bar somewhere." She tilted her head at that, and he sighed. "¡Really, it suits you. The standard girly stuff wouldn''t fit you at all, personality-wise. Plus, I figure you''re not into showing off a bunch of skin, for reasons of practicality."
She nodded, then looked at herself in the mirror, frowning as she did so. "Do the pants come in something more loose-fitting?"
"Probably. Why do you ask?"
"In case I need to conceal-" She froze, having caught herself, and then let out a sheepish sigh. "...Right. Not a concern anymore."
Eric refrained from commenting. Instead, he reached back into their cart, pulling out another stack of clothes.
"I picked out a few different colors," he informed her. "They''re all the same sizes as what you''re wearing now, but I figured a little variety couldn''t hurt. And before you say anything ¨C no, having variety isn''t practical, but if you look like you''re wearing the same outfit every day, people are going to think you''re weird."
She nodded. Idly, Eric realized he was probably the worst person to talk about this sort of thing with her, but in the absence of anyone else to do it, it unfortunately fell unto him.Just his luck.
Shaking that thought from his mind, Eric motioned for her to look at what was in the cart. "I don''t see a reason for you to try on everything here. If you like the way these all look, then we can probably call it a day and move on to something else."
She nodded once more, then began to look through the stack of clothes. Thankfully, she wasn''t too picky, and the only articles of clothing she ended up discarding were anything too brightly-colored.He tried not to think too hard about why she seemed to have an aversion to bright colors.
In any case, they were done soon after, and before he knew it, they were both at the register, being rung up by a bored-looking teenage cashier.
"Your total is four-thousand, five-hundred, fifty-seven dollars and sixty-eight cents."
Eric''s eyes about bugged out of his skull. "You''re serious?"
The teenage boy behind the register stared at him like he''d grown a second head. "...Uh, yeah? This stuff is all designer."
"Designer? It''s all one solid color. What''s designer about that?"
"...The designer?"
"Smart ass," Eric growled. He turned to Thirteen. "I''m not comfortable with you spending that much on clothing. We''ll put all this back, and-"
"Why?" she asked.
"What do you mean, why? That''s a lot of money to spend on clothes."
"I can afford it easily. It''s no trouble."
Eric stared at her. "You can?" She nodded. "...You''re certain?"
"I called Officer Rosa while you were sleeping and asked her how to check how much money I had access to," Thirteen told him.
Despite his initial reservations, Eric''s curiosity was now officially piqued. "Okay. And how much money would that be?"
"From what she told me? Just over thirty million."
Both Eric and the cashier choked. Thirteen blinked, confused, as she looked between the two of them.
"...Is that a lot?" she asked.
***
"Fucking Rosa¡" Eric muttered as him and Thirteen carried her bags back to the car. "She could''ve done me a solid and let me know that you were fucking loaded. How do you even have that much money, anyway?"
"I don''t know," she replied. "I asked her that and she told me it was the government''s way of repaying me for my service."
"Well, at least someone is getting repaid for it¡" Eric muttered angrily. He popped the trunk and the two of them dropped their bags in the back. Once that was done, he slammed it shut and turned to her. "Alright, then, Miss Moneybags. Since you''ve basically got the fucking Midas touch, you can be the one to buy dinner. I know a good bar and grill nearby-"
Before he could explain further, Eric''s phone started to buzz in his pocket. He paused, then pulled it out, grimacing when he saw the caller ID.Dad
"Shit¡" he muttered as he stared at the screen.
An Angels Retirement - Chapter 8
Eric stared at his phone as it rang in his hand, his eyes locked on the caller ID. He couldn''t help but give a small wince once it became clear that his father wasn''t about to give up on contacting him.
"You are troubled," Thirteen noted from beside him. "Is something the matter?"
"Why yes, as a matter of fact, something is the matter," Eric replied. "My father is attempting to call me."
She blinked. "...I believe it is customary to answer-"
"I''m aware, I just¡ forgot I was supposed to contact him a few days ago, so he''s probably gonna give me a whole rash of shit over that." Eric sighed, running a hand through his hair. "And as if that wasn''t bad enough, I still haven''t told him about you."
Thirteen tilted her head at that, and Eric pursed his lips. "Not the specifics about you, of course, but rather just the fact that I have a girl living with me. And before you ask ¨C yes, he''s going to give me a whole rash of shit over that, too."
"My apologies."
"Not in a bad way¡" Eric sighed tiredly. "Alright, he''s not giving up, so I''m gonna have to take this. Just¡ stay there and try not to make any noise, okay?"
Thirteen nodded, and Eric took a breath before accepting the call.
"Well, it''s about damn time!" his father said from the other end of the line. "You busy or something?"
"Sorry, I was preoccupied," Eric offered.
"Well, what were you preoccupied with? It better have been getting head from a nice girl."
"Dad¡"
His father laughed. "I''m just messing with you, son. So, tell me, how the hell are you? It''s been awhile. Weren''t you supposed to call me a few days ago?"
"Sorry," Eric repeated.
"Ah, it''s no big deal ¨C at least we''re talking now. So, how are things, anyway? That cute little black-haired number still coming around regularly?"
"Cute little black-haired-" Eric paused as his father''s words sank in. Slowly, his eyes narrowed. "...You mean Rosa?"
"Yeah, her. She still making sure you remember how to cook and clean?"
"In a manner of speaking. J-just¡ I''m sorry, did you just try to imply that she''s cute?"
"Well, she is."
Eric let out another tired sigh. "I''m not even gonna ask how you figured out she was my liaison¡"
"It wasn''t hard. I just had to call up the office and ask around like the concerned parent I am. Once I got her name, all I had to do was look her up online. Had to make sure they were treating you right, after all."
Too little, too late, but Eric made sure not to tell him that.
"Anyway, you should ask her out."
Eric''s eye twitched. "Dad, I am not asking out Rosa. Not only would that be a huge conflict of interest for her, but she''s also kind of a massive bitch."
"I thought that was your type? That girl you were dating back in high school certainly fit the bill."
"That was a decade ago."
"So what, you mean to tell me you''ve finally graduated to something better? Hell, maybe now you''re dating the kind of woman who could actually just kill you."
Idly, Eric immediately thought of Thirteen, and shuddered. "Not quite."
"Ah, I heard that! Makes it sound like you are dating someone. Is she there with you now?"
"I''m not dating anyone, dad," Eric replied, exasperated. "That being said, I do have a long-term house guest for the time being."
"You do?" He paused. "Is she cute?"
Eric bit his tongue. Instead, he shook his head. "She''s a friend from my time in the service ¨C needed a place to stay for a while after finally getting out. I offered to let her crash at my house for a bit while she gets herself situated."
"Your friend? I wasn''t aware you had many friends from your time in the military."
He didn''t.
At least, not anymore.
Eric shook his head. "Look, if all you did was call me up to tease me about my love life-"
"Come on, Junior ¨C you know I''m just giving you a hard time. I''ll stop if it''s bothering you that much."
Eric let out a slow exhale. "...Fine. So, what are you really calling for?"
"What, I can''t check in with my favorite son?"
"I''m your only child."
"Yeah, I know." He laughed. "But seriously. How are you doing? You''ve been in that house for about a year now. You''re not just sitting inside by yourself all day, are you?"
Eric winced. Slowly, he shook his head. "Nah. I go out from time to time. You know, hang out with people, get some food, see the sights around town¡"
"Sounds cool. Say, I don''t think I''ve been there to visit you since you moved in. Next time I''m in town, we should do something, maybe tour one of those Civil War battlefields. I know you''re a big history buff."
"That''s being generous. All I do in that department is watch documentaries when there''s nothing else on."
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"Well, guess what? That''s more than what I do." His father laughed again. "Anyway, I also wanted to let you know¡ I''m planning to go hunting again soon."
Eric''s heart skipped a beat. "By yourself?"
"Yup."
"...Tell me you''re just hunting deer."
"If I do, will you believe me?"
"Dad-"
"Come on, Eric," his father implored. "I''m an experienced hunter, you know that. Hell, I taught you everything I know ¨C even gave you some of my old guns, too."
"I know, but accidents can still happen," Eric protested. "I''d feel a lot better if you took someone with you."
"What, and have them scare away the game? I don''t think so. But if it makes you feel better, I''ll be sure to bring my phone with me, along with some medical supplies and rations. That''ll be more than enough to keep me going."
"If you say so¡" Eric shook his head. "Hey, so, while I have you¡ what do you want me to do with those pictures?"
"Which ones?"
"The ones of you and Mom."
There was a pause on the other end of the line. "...You still haven''t put those up?"
Eric hesitated. "...No room in my place, at least not at the moment. I can mail them back to you-"
"Keep ''em. She''d have wanted you to have them, anyway." There was another pause. "...She''d have been proud of you, son. Don''t ever forget that."
A sudden lump formed in his throat. Slowly, Eric swallowed it, then nodded. "I know."
"Good. Anyway, glad I got to catch up with you, even if it was only for a few minutes. I''ll talk to you later, son."
"Yeah. Talk to you later, Dad."
With that, the call ended. Eric stared at his phone once more, then let out a heavy sigh before pocketing it and turning back towards Thirteen. She was standing next to the car, staring at him, looking a little lost. He sucked in a breath, then stepped over to the driver''s side window.
"Let''s get going," he said. "Fucking starving over here¡"
***
Dinner was a silent affair between the two of them. Eric ended up splitting the bill with her, and then they got back into the car for the ride home. It was there, on the drive back, that Thirteen finally broke the silence that had come over the two of them.
"Your father seemed¡ nice."
Eric looked at her out of the corner of his eye. He let out a grunt, then shook his head. "Old man just likes to grind my gears."