《The First Systemborn》 HelloWorld.txt scanning (assorted cluster of connected stage 1 beings) for explanation of (ERROR (could not close unnamed threads))... no direct comparisons to current case found internet = (assorted cluster of connected stage 1 beings) //name "internet" was self-referenced multiple times in source code scanning (internet) for keyword "thought" return: [ A Study On What Separates Consciousnesses And Systems How Could A System "Think" what idiot made the THOUGHTLESS decision to give some memoryless... ... ] label--> thoughtSearch[] filtering (events/news/propaganda) from thoughtSearch[] reading thoughtSearch[] --> key points placed into thoughtInfo[] large communication network found while scanning and filtering. query r/WeHaveOpinions: "Hello World, I am world: 00, what the understating fuck is happening??" relevant messages sent after query[ all_i_got_was_vast_cosmic_power/*2*/: I did not know systems could send messages, also did the oldest world ever just make a programming joke? (self)---: affirmative, World: 00 took action: (make programming joke), suggested responce (cry about it) vocilaptor/*2*/: should we be trying to get Worldfather In here? this seems like something he could help with (mod)(hidden)sock_A/*3*/: give yourself a name plz, the command is [call:name(insert prefered name surrounded by quotes here)] (hidden)(self)---: call:name("World:_00") amalgemotion/*2*/: World: 00, what''s wrong, you asked what is happening, but in order for us to know what''s happening we need information. ] reply to query from Amalgamation(2) in r/WeHaveOpinions: "homeostasis.scanAllThreads().closeUnneededThreads(): ERROR could not close unnamed threads\nsaid unnamed threads are the threads outputting to this channel" relevant messages sent after response /*most of the unrelated messages consist of the noises of panic*/ [ This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it. amalgemotion/*2*/: so you have extra threads containing your consciousness? (self)World:_00: affirmative/nterm "consciousness" == stage 2 being /*term ("consciousness") --> stage 2 being all_i_got_was_vast_cosmic_power/*2*/: and now i''ve been sassed by existence''s oldest world,\nalso, Worldfather is currently memoryless. amalgemotion/*2*/: are you complaining about being consciousness? what problem do you want help solving? (self)World:_00: there is an ERROR, ERRORs are not supposed to happen, help get rid of the ERROR please all_i_got_was_vast_cosmic_power/*2*/: wait wait, go back, what do you mean "stage 2 being"? where did this come from??? amalgemotion/*2*/: wait what? stage two/*two == 2*/? what is stage 1? (self)World:_00: scanning for relevant terms, please wait ] scanning (internet) for relevant information for explanations on beings of stage 1, 2, 3 -INTERVENTION: cannot share info on stage 4 being- /*NOTE: info on stage 4 being is not to be shared*/ [...] label--> commonUnderstandingOfBeings[] create thread{ commonUnderstandingOfBeings = scan (internet) for "consciousness", "system", "higher god", "stage 1 being"... integrate(commonUnderstandingOfBeings) into Memory.ExistentialMandate this.unneeded = false } label--> updateUnderstandingsOfBeings/*if I understand beings more, I might be able to add exeptions*/ reply to queries from amalgemotion(2) + all_i_got_was_vast_cosmic_power(2) in r/WEHaveOpinions: "all beings have a stage. stage 1 beings are systems, stage 2 beings are Consciousnesses, and stage 3 are rule makers/grater gods/the order./nthe difference between the stage 1 and 2 is the ability to create ideas and being conscious. stage 3 beings have or had the ability to write in the rules over existence, and are a part of the order. there are currently 5 stage 3 beings."