《I don't want to be the Hive Queen》 Chapter 0 - Prologue Sarah ran for her life, her copper brown hair trailing in the wind behind her. Contrary to what could be expected from a maiden running away from horrible monsters, she was not panicking. An Aura Master never panics. But that didn''t mean they can''t be scared, angry or swearing against everything and everyone that came to their mind. Right now, her curses were mostly aimed at Karl, since the old adventurer was the one that had convinced her to take part in this cursed expedition to the Dark Heart, the mysterious core region of the Caligare Forest. In hindsight she could now see that she shouldn''t have listened to the old man, since even back then she knew about the dangers that this enterprise entailed, but at the time Karl had been extremely convincing and she had been foolish enough to listen to him. The result was that Sarah was currently the only survivor of the expedition, and unless she managed to lose her pursuers she would soon share the fate of her companions. Using the Flash Step aura technique, the girl empowered her stride, running at the speed of a galloping horse. She could have gone faster, but the terrain was too treacherous to allow for that ¡ª an unpleasant mix of dead plants, slimy mud, and a weird, thick mold similar to gray wax that covered the ground in every direction, occasionally rising into weird pillars. There were no animals or insects, nor any living plants or even mushrooms to be found apart from the mold. The whole place was dead, and the only sounds that could be heard were Sarah''s footsteps and the chittering noises of the horrors chasing her. Sarah had known that something was deadly wrong with that place the very moment they stepped out of the jungle into that weird clearing, and her suspicions had only grown when she failed to pick the aura of any living thing inside the clearing. More than simply being empty of any life, it felt like a hungry hole that was syphoning life from its surroundings. But despite this Karl, the old fool, had convinced them to march on. At worst, he had said, the dead zone would have marked the presence of a colony of undead. And their group had a lot of veteran clerics to deal with them. He ignored the weird wax mold covering the ground and the stench in the air. He ignored everything, as he was completely obsessed by the legends of the golden temple ahead. To be fair, though, the legends were true. The golden temple did exist. Too bad it was occupied by something far worse than a colony of undead. After half a day of marching in that horrible clearing, the expedition arrived at the temple. They had been on the lookout for potential monsters the entire time, but they found nothing. Even spells specifically made to detect hostile auras did not find anything, not even the worms in the dirt. And finally, the temple was in front of them. Most of its golden walls had been covered by that weird wax looking substance, but for the rest it was exactly like Karl had promised it would have been. It was at that moment that everything went to hell. Chitin covered horrors had emerged from the temple and the ground around them. Thousands upon thousands of horrible creatures were in hiding, ready to ambush them, and not even the Aura Scan spell had managed to find them out. It was as if they were soulless. But even if that was the case, they were still smart. As if guided by a malevolent intelligence, they struck with surgical precision and coordination, taking advantage of the element of surprise to kill the casters first. Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions. After that, it had been a slow but methodical massacre. The group of adventurers had been an elite one, and posed a strenuous resistance. Karl had convinced the king of Medelan to finance the expedition, and expecting to meet dangerous creatures in the Caligare Forest, the old explorer had only taken veterans. At the departure, the group counted 10 casters, one hundred between scouts and soldiers, and 5 aura masters, including Sarah. It was a group big enough to defend themselves against the occasional attack from the wild beasts and savage tribes of the forest while still being small enough to avoid the biggest threats. With the casters acting as artillery and support and the aura users in the frontlines they would have been able to defeat most enemies. But, taken by surprise, outnumbered and with their casters killed, they were doomed from the start. The monsters were at least ten thousand. For each creature they killed, three more took its place. At the end, Sarah, the last surviving Aura Master, had spearheaded one last desperate attack to breach the encirclement and escape, and against all odds it had worked. But the monsters were fast and they eventually caught all the others, leaving only Sarah alive. So now the girl was alone, but if she managed to reach the forest she would have a chance to lose her pursuers in the thick undergrowth and escape with her life. The way back to civilization was dangerous, but an Aura Master like her could make it. Hope and fear urged her to go even faster. The forest was in sight, just a few hundreds meters away. But then, a couple of shadows emerged from the ground, putting themself between her and the relative safety of the trees. Chitin covered bodies hurled themselves at her, raising scythe-like appendages to intercept her. Sarah didn''t even slow down. "Flowing Flower Slash!" she cried, moving past the monsters like a gale of petals carried by the wind. The monsters'' heads fell, leaving their serpentine bodies to squirm in the dirt. Sarah had to stop herself from sneering. Apparently, the strength of these creatures resided in their numbers and ability to not be picked up by the Aura Scan, but in a fair fight they were nothing compared to her. She picked up her pace. She could really see the forest''s trees now. If she managed to reach them, she could lose the monsters there... And then she realized something, there was a horrible buzzing noise coming from over her head. She saw a shadow clawing at her from the sky, and she had barely the time to dive sideways before a new horror, similar to a wasp, dropped where she was standing a second ago. But she had been just a second too late. One of the creature''s clawed limbs had cut her legs deeply, and when she tried to pick herself up, she collapsed on the ground. Instantly, the flying monster was upon her, trying to eviscerate her with its scythe shaped appendages. But Sarah lunged at it with her sword, piercing it from side to side. The creature let out a shriek of pain before collapsing on her. Sarah tried to move it to escape, but before she could do that, the pursuers reached her. She was swallowed in a sea of dark, chittering chitin, and she lost consciousness. Slowly, Sarah regained her senses. Her whole body was numb, and her thoughts were confused. She tried moving, but her limbs didn''t answer. So she opened her eyes, and immediately regretted this decision. She was in a large chamber made entirely by that wax like substance, which was glowing ominously in the dark, and in front of her, there was one of those chitin covered monsters. But this one was different. First of all, it was huge. Even crouching over her, it was at least 3 meters tall. Its lower body was similar to that of a bloated lizard, with a chitin armour covering its skin, but its torso was vaguely humanoid, only it had scythe-shaped limbs, like those of a humongous mantis. And finally, looming over Sarah, there was a huge insectoid head, with an unnaturally large mouth filled with needle-like teeth. Unlike the other monsters, Sarah could feel this one''s aura, it made her shudder to her core. It was overwhelmingly powerful and utterly alien. A voice echoed in the girl''s mind... a feral, instinctive voice filled with hunger, which left no doubt to what would be the fate of the captured warrior. Strong Strong. You make good nourishment for new queen. The Vex will grow big and strong with you. Chapter 1 - Bubble Tea Trouble Marcus was contemplating murder. Or suicide. Or anything really to get out of this torment. He knew that particular customer was gonna be trouble the moment she stepped into the fast food restaurant. She was a rather obese woman with excessive makeup and scarlet dyed hair, and she was speaking (or rather screaming) at her phone. She had cut in line before the other customers, who looked at her with rage but didn''t actually say anything, she had ordered a bubble tea and finally she had sat at a large family table, taking it all for herself while still loudly complaining at the phone about something. Marcus had hoped that she would drink her tea and go away, but of course the bitch had other plans. As soon as she finished her drink, she hung up and marched towards the register with the fury and grace of an enraged hippo. She stared at Marcus, who was behind the register, with pure fury in her eyes, and she placed her cup under his nose, showing that it was empty save for most of the tapioca balls. "I finished my tea but I still have a lot of jelly balls!" she screeched. "I can see that, ma''am." Marcus replied, struggling to keep a straight face, "So, what''s the problem?" "What''s the problem!?!" she screamed as if she couldn''t believe what Marcus just said. "What''s the problem, he say! Can''t you see that I can''t eat those jellies through a straw without more tea, you idiot?" Marcus temper was flaring at being insulted by that fat bitch. But he needed this job, so he tried to be professional and answer in a polite tone. "Well, if you want, we can give you a spoon..." "A spoon!" she interrupted him "And you want me to eat the bubbles of the bubble tea with a spoon!?! Are you out of your fucking mind!?!" "Ma''am, please... I don''t know what else to do for you." Marcus was using all of his patience to repress the urge to tell her off. "If you don''t want to eat the tapioca balls, no one is forcing you." "Oh, and why in the hell would I have payed for a bubble tea if I didn''t want to eat the balls!?!" she replied in a sarcastic tone. "What I want is a refund! You made the tea wrong! And be thankful I don''t sue you for the horrible way you just treated me!" Rage was rising inside Marcus at a dangerous rate. He could give the bitch a refund, and let the story end there. But ol'' Heinz, the owner of the restaurant, was a bloody miser through and through. He had made various, ridiculous cheap rules, and among them the chief one was: if you make a mistake, you pay for it. Meaning that any refunds would be taken out of the pay of the one who made the unsatisfactory dish or beverage. Not a really a fair or even legal policy, but the town was full of unemployed students who desperately needed a job, so Heinz could get away with pretty much anything. However, it was not Marcus who had made the tea. That was Lisa, a young girl who was looking at them with a tired, almost scared stare. Lisa had to work one hour to earn what that bubble tea cost. To take money from her because a landwhale was feeling bitchy just didn''t feel right. "Sorry, ma''am, but the tea was actually made correctly." Marcus replied, with only just a hint of sarcasm in his voice "You see, there is this thing called physics that say that if you have a liquid, like your tea, and you put an object with greater density, let''s say like the tapioca balls, in that liquid, then the object is gonna drop to the bottom because of something called ¡°gravity¡±." "Are you being condescending with me, you little twat!?!" the fat woman cried in an incredulous voice, as if she couldn''t believe that someone would dare disagreeing with her. "No, ma''am, I was just explaining to you the reason why the tapioca balls dropped to the bottom, and that it''s something outside of our control. Besides, you already drank all of your tea, so you''re not eligible for refunds anymore." "That''s it! I''m suing you! I''m suing all ya''ll! I want to speak with the manager!" the woman screamed like a wounded eagle. "Ma''am, please, keep your cal..." Marcus tried to say, but then the woman threw the cup at him, hitting him on the nose. The cup was made of hard plastic and the tapioca balls gave it some weight, so it did hurt more than Marcus would have expected. He grabbed his face, some blood dripping from it, and from his fingers he saw the fat bitch screaming, grabbing everything she could find and throwing it in random directions. Then she hit Lisa''s head with a well aimed bottle of ketchup, knocking her out, and Marcus decided that he had enough of this bullshit. He jumped over the counter and reached the screaming woman. With a calculated movement, he grabbed her arm and twisted it behind her back. She screamed in surprise, but before she could react he kicked her behind the knees, knocking her down. The fat lady cried in an incredibly high-pitched voice, like whistle or a boiling kettle, but Marcus shut her up by twisting her arm painfully. "Shut up, bitch!" he said, rage in his voice, and then lifted his head to see Damian, another employee of Ol''Heinz, staring at him in disbelief. "Call the police Damian! We''re getting this fat bitch out of here!" About one hour later, after the police had come, Ol'' Heinz himself was coldly staring at Marcus in the eyes, in the staff room of the fast food. "You''re fired." he said. "What!?! Are you kidding me!?!" Marcus protested "You can''t do this! That fat bitch was the one that started it all! Because of a stupid bubble tea, no less!" If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. "You could have just given her the refund she wanted." replied Heinz "In that case, we could have avoided this mess. The police coming up, the clients hurt by thrown objects... it''s all horrible publicity for my place." "Oh, so people can now enter your shitty restaurant and demand free food?" Marcus said, with heavy sarcasm in his voice. "I get it now why you want us employees to pay for it. Otherwise, you wouldn''t make a dime with that fucking policy." "I don''t want to listen to another word of this." Heinz replied while turning his back on Marcus "You are fired. End of the story. Take your things and go." Rage was mounting inside Marcus, at a rate far greater than before. He knew that Heinz was a bastard, but not to such a degree. "You pay a misery to us, and you want us to cover for your bullshit with our own money!?!" Marcus screamed with frustration "And then you fire us when we defend ourselves from assault!?! You are a cunt Heinz. A huge, colossal cunt. I hope I''ll see you burning in hell together with your shitty restaurant." Heinz didn''t turn and didn''t bother to answer, leaving the room without any other word. Marcus stared at the empty door frame for a bit, anger surging up inside of him. Then he opened his locker and collected his belongings, mostly just his clothes, considering the pro and cons of murdering your boss. Or rather, your former boss now. Surely, there had to be some way to pass it up as legitimate self defense in tribunal. Or maybe he could plead insanity. Heaven knew Heinz was driving him insane... "Uhm... Marcus?" a gentle, tired voice interrupted his thoughts. Lisa was staring at him timidly from the door. She had a nasty bump on her head, but for the rest she looked fine. She was a tall but really thin girl, about 21 years old, with sandy long hair and an oval face. She was quite pretty, but in a subdued way. It was the kind of girl you could see a thousand times without ever noticing her, and her shy personality didn''t help it. Right now, even as she was talking to Marcus, she was staring at her feet. But she always did that when talking to people, so Marcus wasn¡¯t bothered by it. "Oh, sorry Lisa. I was lost in my thoughts." said Marcus, his voice a little calmer "Do you need something?" "Well... I... I wanted to thank you for defending me. And also, I''m sorry you lost the job because of me." "I didn''t lose the job because of you!" he replied, adamant "I lost it because Heinz is a fucking idiot! And also, don''t thank me for that. I just did what was right." "Oh, well... I still want to thank you." Lisa blushed "I-if you need help, now that you''ve lost your job, feel free to count on me! I want to repay you somehow!" "Don''t worry! There is nothing to repay!" Marcus said in a confident tone "And I''m sure I''ll manage somehow! It''s not like I''m dead or something, is it? Actually, losing a shitty job like this one could actually be for the best!" "W-well... if you''re so sure..." Lisa stuttered, blushing even more as if she was incredibly embarrassed "B-but... c-could I a-at least give you m-my phone n-number? Y-you know, just in c-case..." Marcus hesitated for a moment, confused by Lisa''s embarrassment. But then he shrugged. "Well, ok then... at least this could work both ways." he said, staring at the girl while taking out his cell phone "If Heinz or anyone else bothers you, feel free to call me, Lisa, and I''ll come to punch them in the face!" "Oh... thank you, Marcus!" she said "B-but know that you can c-count on me as well! D-don''t hesitate to call me i-if you need help!!" "Hey, I should be the one to say that!" Marcus smiled "Don''t let that old bastard Heinz mistreat you, ok?" The two exchanged their telephone numbers, and then Lisa left him, resuming her shift. He quickly changed his clothes, not wanting to spend another minute in that damned place, and then he marched right out of the back door, an mix of anger and annoyance in his face. Once he was on the street, the fresh breeze of the evening cooled him down, and anger slowly gave way to exhaustion and worries. "Maaaaaan! What a drag!" he said, looking at the sky above him. The sun had long set behind the buildings of the city, but its light still had to fade, tinging the horizon red and purple. The first stars were showing in the opposite direction. The air was full of noises and smells. The street was crowded both by people and cars, mostly getting home from a day of hard work. It almost felt like there were no individuals, as if they were all part of some kind of swarm, where the problems and worries of a single person could disappear. But it wasn''t that easy, and even if it was, Marcus would never accept to surrender his own individuality. ¡°Always be true to yourself, son.¡± These had been the last words of Marcus'' father, and he tried his best to live by this motto. He couldn''t stand people who pretended to be something else. He could forgive a lot of things, but hypocrisy was not among them. Especially not in himself. But this attitude, so far, had only brought him trouble. He had lost many jobs because of his inability to look the other way and keep his mouth shut. The fiasco with Heinz was only the latest in a long streak of failures. He had to take a pause from his studies, because he couldn''t afford his tuition. To make thing worse, with the loss of this job he probably couldn''t even pay the rent for this month. And he didn''t want to ask his mother for money, as she was dirt poor herself. She would have given them to him, at the cost of not eating herself, but Marcus would have never let his mother do that. His father had died 10 years before, and since that day Marcus had sworn that he''d find a way to take care of his mother. He had always excelled at school, although he often got into fights, and he successfully enrolled in a good college. But then he lost his first job, and after that less and less people were willing to hire him. He had struggled for months before getting the dubious pleasure of working under Heinz''s tyrannical wing, and now he''d have to do it again. He sighed. At least, as he had said to Lisa, it wasn''t like he was dead. With time and effort, he would find a way to make things right. As he kept walking and thinking, night had finally come. The streets were getting darker, and he met less and less people. The neighbourhood where Marcus lived was something of a place of ill repute, but at least rents were suitably low. And Marcus didn''t feel like he had much to fear in any case. First of all, being dirt poor meant he had nothing of value to steal. Second, he was intimidating enough to convince most would-be muggers to steer clear from him. He was very tall, close to 1.9 meters, and with very broad shoulders. He had short copper brown hair, and a short beard, little more than a stubble really, of the same color. His face was quite rough and sharp, but not without something of a virile, attractive quality. His expression was almost always serious with droopy eyes, some kind of threatening brooding that had become a habit since long ago. All in all, he usually had a seedy look, accentuated by his cheap, old clothes, and right now he had the appearance of a thug looking for a brawl, and in that exact moment, he''d have actually welcomed one. At least it would have given him an excuse to vent his frustration by punching someone in the face. It was at that moment that he heard the scream. It was a woman''s scream. It came from a dark alley from his side. Normally, Marcus would have called the police, or would have just shouted to interrupt whatever was happening in there. But right now he was too angry and frustrated to be rational and so he just stepped into the alley. In the dark, he could see a woman being grabbed by a man with a baseball cap. He ran towards them and grabbed the man, throwing him away from the woman. BANG! The deafening sound of a gunshot erupted in the alley. Marcus fell to the ground, feeling an excruciating pain in his chest. He had trouble breathing, and through the tears that now filled his eyes, he could see that the man with a baseball cap had a gun in his hand. The woman kept screaming, and the man with the gun simply ran away. Not like this! Thought Marcus I still have so many things to do! I want to live! I don''t want... to... He was feeling more and more cold, and incredibly tired. He struggled to stay awake, but it was futile. After a few seconds, his eyes closed and darkness enveloped him. Chapter 2 - A Mothers Disappointment For some reason, Marcus was feeling strange. He could not focus his thoughts over anything in particular. His mind was numb, and all he could experience was a peaceful, cozy and relaxing feeling of being submerged into some kind of lukewarm liquid. He didn''t even feel the need to breathe. All he had to do was float... let the warmth cradle him... let his mind and body rest in that blissful forgetfulness... Then, after an undetermined amount of time, he felt a sharp pain in his lungs. Suddenly, he felt himself gasping for air, his body twitching while the sticky, warm liquid was restraining him. He started panicking, moving desperately to free himself, and he felt some kind of membrane surrounding him like a loose straitjacket. He jerked even harder, trying to rip through that substance, while painful flashes appeared in his head. He felt his newfound consciousness starting to fade, but fear and survival instinct lent him one final moment of strength, and he finally sensed the membrane tearing apart. Marcus slid out through that opening and onto a cold, hard surface, finally able to breathe again. The air that was going through his throat and lungs seemed ice cold after the previous warmth, but he breathed gratefully nonetheless, stopping only to cough out some liquid. He just laid there for a while, covered in a weird, viscous liquid, while coughing and trembling. It took some minutes for him to collect his wits and start thinking again, but even then he felt too tired to stand up properly. Still, he wanted to know where he was and what was happening, so he sat up and opened his eyes. The first thing he noticed was that, despite being very dark, he could see perfectly, although in weird black and white tones. The second thing he noticed was the huge monster that was staring at him. Marcus tried to jump back, screaming in surprise... but he failed at both actions. His limbs were too weak, and the ¡°jump¡± was just a slight crawl, while the ¡°scream¡± ended up being a wet wheeze. But luckily the humongous creature was just staring at him and didn''t move, at least for the moment. Feeling too weak and scared to move, Marcus studied that weird being. It was like a weird hybrid between a reptile and an insect. The lower half was similar in shape to that of a bloated lizard, but it was covered by a purple chitin exoskeleton instead of scales. Meanwhile the torso resembled that of a praying mantis, as it had a thin waist, long, scythe shaped arms and a big insectoid head with four huge yellow glowing eyes that were staring at him. The head didn''t have antennae, but a single sharp horn between the two upper eyes. The beast was at least 4 meters tall, and although he couldn''t measure it with accuracy Marcus was sure that it was at least 20 meters long. The two kept staring at each other for some time, but after a while the monster started moving towards him. Marcus instinctively tried to escape, but something weird happened: it was like a huge, incomprehensibly powerful presence had grabbed his mind and was keeping him still. He could only stare in horror as the creature extended one of his scythe shaped limbs towards him, slightly caressing his cheek with its claw. A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. The gesture didn''t contain any hostility, only curiosity, and it was actually quite delicate, like a mother caressing a child. Marcus was surprised, and thought that maybe this creature wasn''t that hostile... Then, without any warning, the claw stabbed Marcus in the shoulder, pinning him to the ground. He screamed in pain, a shrill sound that he didn''t even recognize as his own voice. He grabbed the claw, trying to free himself, but he was too weak to make it budge. The monster kept him helplessly pinned for a minute, as Marcus kept trying and failing to free himself, and then it finally let him go. The man immediately crawled away, trying to put as much space as possible between him and the insectoid being, but the latter was just staring at him again. The presence that had touched Marcus''s mind appeared again, this time in the form of a voice full of disappointment. Weak. Very weak. Fully formed but weak. Why? Nourishment was strong. Very strong. Why new queen weak then? Marcus body was just sitting there trembling, but his mind, now fully awake, was full of questions. Where the fuck was he!?! What the hell was that creature!?! Why was he hearing that fucking voice in his mind!?! And most importantly: what the fuck was happening!?! Do not understand. But weak queen is just useless. Weak, too weak. The Vex would grow weak with weak queen. The disappointment in the voice increased. Making new queen with that nourishment was a mistake. Weak, too weak. Can''t make Vex stronger. Useless, too useless. Waste of time and nourishment. Then the voice turned cold and completely emotionless. At least can use weak queen body as material for warrior. The powerful presence grabbed Marcus''s mind again, only this time it was much stronger and more violent, as if it was trying to crush him. Die. The word was projected directly in Marcus''s head, and order with such an absolute authority that he felt the instinctive need to obey it. Darkness was enveloping him again, a sensation of sleepiness that was somehow familiar. He felt that it would be nice to close his eyes and let himself go... NO! FUCK THAT! With a desperate act of will, Marcus forced himself to stay awake. He didn''t want to die! He wanted to live! And even if he HAD to die, then he wouldn''t go down without a fight! He''d at least take that fucking monster with him! The presence in his mind sensed something, and tightened its grip, while the command Die was repeated multiple times. But now Marcus wasn''t listening to it. Powered by his rage, he opened his eyes, staring directly at the monster looming over him, and he clenched his teeth before finally managing to stand up on his feet. His balance was horrible and he felt dizzy and nauseous, but he stood up nonetheless, his pose full of prideful defiance. The surprise in the monster increased, and when Marcus made a step in its direction the creature cowered back a bit, a small tinge of fear and confusion emanating from it. Do not understand. Body is weak, very weak. But mind is strong, very strong. Newborn queen with no swarm should not have mind this strong. Why? Why? Marcus made another step, raising his fist to hit that hideous monster, but then the presence grabbed him again. Only this time it wasn''t trying to kill him, only stopping him in his track. He struggled within that telepathic grip, trying to free himself. He felt that the creature was now having an hard time keeping him still, and this only made him try harder. Mind so strong. But why? Did nourishment do this? But how? Maybe strength of nourishment came from mind and not from body? Could it be possible? The insectoid monsters looked appraisingly at Marcus, who returned a glare full of defiance. Strange mind. Strong. Independent. More like flesh-things mind than Vex mind. Body is weak, very weak, but maybe new queen strength come from mind. Worth testing. Worth trying to create new hive. Another command was then given to Marcus. As if the creature had made up its mind, this command was even stronger than the previous one. Sleep. He struggled against it, grunting and trying desperately to stay awake. But the strength of this order was overwhelming, and in addition to that his body was genuinely tired and in need of rest. He fought back even more, but it was a losing battle. Marcus fell to the ground, slowly drifting off into sleep. He never stopped fighting that command though, clinging himself to his senses as long as it could. This is how he was able to perceive the last words of the creature. Sleep. Warriors will take new queen away, to a far, very far place. There new queen will be able to make new nest, new hive. Sleep now. Real struggle is about to come for new queen. And then, Marcus finally fell asleep. Chapter 3 - Mission One: Start! Marcus kept sleeping for what he felt was a long time. His body felt immensely tired, and even when he tried to wake up the fatigue always dragged him back to unconsciousness. In his brief moments of wake though he could perceive weird things from his surroundings. He heard a buzzing sound, like that of a huge bee, and he felt strong, hard claws carrying him as delicately as possible. A cold wind was blowing on his skin, and whenever he managed to open his eyes for a moment, he could see a huge forest moving beneath him, as if he was flying over it. He was too tired to focus his thoughts on anything though, so after a few moments he always fell asleep again. He dreamt of various things while sleeping. He dreamt of working at Ol'' Heinz, when the fat bitch came in. Only this time, the bitch was a humongous reptilian-insectoid monster. She protested the fact that her bubble tea has too much tapioca balls and not enough tea, anddemanded a refund. When Marcus refused to give one to her, she grabbed him with her scythe shaped appendages, raising him to her drooling, fanged mouth, and... Marcus woke up, feeling cold shivers running on his spine. Dammit, what a fucking nightmare he just had! He had dreamt of being fired after discussing with a stupid fat woman, then shot by a mugger and threatened by a huge monster. And then a mix of all of the above. "Goddammit, I need some damn coffee!" he murmured to himself. He didn''t even recognize his own voice, as it was unnaturally shrill. He hoped he hadn''t caught anything: he couldn''t afford to take a sick day at work. He stretched his arms, clicking his tongue, and finally realized that there was something very wrong. He wasn''t in his bed. Heck, he wasn''t even in his house. He was in the middle of a forest. "What the fuck!?!" he cried, and this time he realized that there was indeed something completely wrong with his voice. Not only it was very acute and feminine, like that of a child, but it also had a reverberating quality that made it sound kind of alien. He grabbed his throat in surprise, feeling his hands weirdly hard and cold. He looked at them, and he almost cried out again in surprise. His hands were covered in some dark purple chitin substance, that enveloped them like a pair of armoured gloves. That chitin also covered up most of his arms, stopping right before his bare shoulders, whose skin was gray. "What the actual fuck!?!" Marcus cried again, and started inspecting himself more carefully. He did have indeed grayish purple skin. The only parts that seemed to be covered by the armour were his arms and his legs, who were covered by that chitin substance from his toes to his thighs, but his torso was naked and clearly showed his skin. If you encounter this story on Amazon, note that it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. And the skin wasn''t the only thing it was showing. His chest was flat and smooth: he couldn''t find any nipples on it. Weird, Marcus thought, but an even greater surprise was awaiting him when he finally looked between his legs. "What the holy fucking flying shitbucket is this!?!" Marcus screamed. There was nothing between his legs. Or rather, there was nothing of what was supposed to be there. Marcus'' ¡°little big fella¡± had disappeared, taking the family jewels with him. In his place, he had left something else... something that Marcus was used seeing on women, not on himself. "Is that a motherfucking vagina!?! What the hell!?! Have I become a girl now!?! Am I still dreaming!?! Am I on drugs!?!" Marcus was having a mental kerfuffle. For a while, all he could do was just sit there, immobile, while sometimes uttering a random profanity. Then he slapped himself in the cheeks and got up on his feet. "Ok, stop it! Keep your calm, Marcus!" he said to himself "Deep breaths! Deep breaths! Count to ten if you can. Concentrate on the ground under your feet if you will! But calm. Your. Inexistent. Tits. Down!" He stood there for a minute, completely immobile, taking deep breaths. Then he opened his eyes and started doing a summary of the situation. "Ok... I don''t know where I am, I don''t know why I have this body and most importantly I don''t know what the fuck is going on! I think this sums it up pretty nicely, doesn''t it?" No one answered, but then again he was talking to himself anyway. "So... if I got it right, I got fired by Heinz, shot by that thug and then I woke up in front of that monster. So what could have happened? Maybe this is a nightmare. Or maybe I am in a delusional coma after being shot. Or..." he paused, as he didn''t want to consider the last possibility, "Or maybe all of this is real. In any case, sitting here on my ass wouldn''t do me any good! First of all, let''s find a clue about where I am exactly!" He then started looking around. He was in a small clearing, surrounded by trees that looked like oaks. The clearing was full of rocks and small vegetation, and above it there was a blue, clear sky, where the sun was shining brightly. Judging by its position, Marcus estimated that it should be around noon. Then he froze again, as he saw something else in the sky. A pale red planet, several times the size of the moon, was clearly visible on the horizon. "The hell!?! If there is something like that, doesn''t it mean I''m not on Earth anymore!?!" He looked at the sky for another minute, but then he decided that it was a problem for later. Just like his current appearance, it wasn''t something he could deal with right now. He had more important things to do, since he was stranded in the middle of an unknown forest, and survival would take precedence over anything else. "Well... let''s see, what to do now? I could try and look for some sign of civilization." He looked around, sighting a big rock in the middle of the clearing that would give him some elevation. He got there and climbed over it, albeit with some difficulty as his arms and legs still felt really weak. Luckily, at least, the chitin armor on his limbs was protecting him nicely, letting him walk and climb on the rocky ground without a problem. Finally, after a minute or so, he managed to get on top on the rock and had a look around. Apparently, he was on the top of a hill, but even from that elevated position all he could see were only more hills covered by trees. No sign of human presence anywhere. He sighed with disappointment. "Well then. No sign of help from any direction. So what to do now, I wonder?" He thought hard, trying to remember any piece of trivia that could help him now. When he was young, his father used to take him camping in the forest, and he had taught him a thing or two about survival. "First thing: find a source of water!" Marcus recited. "Food and shelter can wait, but a human can''t survive for long without water! Although... do I still count as human? Damn if I know, but finding some water surely won''t hurt!" He then scanned the surroundings again for signs of a stream or a lake. Luckily, he managed to see something: right at the base of the hill he was on there was a small gorge, and through the trees that were covering it he could see the faint sparkle of the sun reflected on the water. "Ok! Mission one, start! Objective: secure some water! Let''s go!" And with an almost military rhythm, he marched towards the gorge. Chapter 4 - Oh Deer! By the time Marcus reached the gorge, he was wasted. His limbs, although armoured, were still very weak, and he had tripped and fell numerous times, gaining various bruises all over his torso. In the end, he had to use a fallen branch as an improvised crutch, but even then walking was a very tiring enterprise, as the undergrowth obstructed his advance and thorny plants scratched him. Moreover, he was feeling both hungry and thirsty, more than he had ever felt in his life. Really, the only things that kept him going was his stubbornness, and the fact that if he stopped before reaching water he didn''t know if he would be able to continue. But finally, after what it felt like an eternity, he arrived at the gorge and saw a small stream of water in front of him. He immediately rushed to it, dropping to his knees in front of a small pool, and put his face in the water, drinking like an animal. He kept drinking until he was out of breath, and then he finally raised his head, gasping for air as he collapsed at the edge of the pool. "Aaaaaah..." he sighed, having finally sated his thirst "This was absolute bliss. I''d have never thought that simple water could taste so good..." He simply laid there for a while, watching the sky and listening to the sounds of the river and the forest, resting his weary body. It was only after a few minutes that he noticed something moving under his back. He immediately jumped away, fearing that it could be a snake or some other animal, but when he looked at the ground he couldn''t see anything. "Weird. " he murmured "I could have sworn that there was something there. Maybe I just got something attached to my back?" He turned his head. What he saw was a short, stubby tail sprouting from just above his (surprisingly big and round) butt. "What the hell!?! Why do I have a tail!?! How come I didn''t notice it before!?! And why the hell is my butt so fucking big!?!" The tail was reptilian looking, with some chitin plates covering its upper part. As far as Marcus could see, the plates extended also to his back, covering his spine up to his neck. "Wonderful. I got a tail and a tiny bit of useless armor in my back. What next? Do I have the face of an insect too?" He was actually afraid of that being the case. He looked at the pool of water, which was probably the only reflective surface in miles. Well, no time like the present to find out. Fearing what he could about to see, he looked at his reflection. The face that was staring back at him was a rather feminine and young one, framed by wild, dirty long brown hair. It had gray skin like the rest of the body, but the most striking detail were the eyes: big and vaguely insectoid, with no pupils and shining with a purple glow. In the center of his forehead, right above the eyes, there was a small, sharp horn. He also had no nose, just two barely visible nostrils, and his mouth was a jagged line with no apparent lips. When he opened it he could see that he had a disturbing set of very sharp teeth. His tongue was also weird, being bright green and unnaturally long. He then tried making some weird expressions at the pool. He made sad faces, he smiled, he even tried to make a ¡°duck face¡± (a difficult undertaking since he had no lips) before being satisfied. It could have been far worse. His face was clearly not human but it wasn''t nearly as monstrous as he had feared. Actually, he thought, it was kinda cute, in a creepy way. It had a childish quality of some sort, due to its shape and the size of the eyes. It wasn''t his old face, but for the time being he was glad he wouldn''t have to wander around with the head of a mantis or something. A sudden noise coming from the forest took him from his thoughts. Marcus raised his gaze, and saw a huge deer looking at him from the other side of the river. It was a majestic creature, at least 2 meters tall with a collar of flowing white fur and incredibly beautiful antlers that seemed made out of crystal, shining in the sun like a crown. Marcus couldn''t help but stare in awe at the sight of such a magnificent creature, but as he was soon to find out, that was a terrible mistake. If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement. The deer gave him an angry look with his prideful eyes, and kicked the ground with annoyance. Then, without warning, it lowered his head and charged at him. Marcus was taken by surprise but he reacted instantly and dived away, dodging by a hair breadth those majestic crystal antlers that up closed looked very sharp and deadly. He hit the ground but immediately picked himself up before running away. His heart was beating like crazy, but Marcus tried to ignore it, looking behind himself to see the deer that was charging at him again. Marcus tried to dodge, but this time he was a bit too slow and the antlers grazed him. Luckily, they hit him on the arm, where he was protected by his chitin armor, so he was just sent flying away. The young man hit the ground hard, but he ignored the pain and jumped on his feet, resuming his run for the forest. If he managed to hide behind the trees, he thought, maybe he could hide from the deer... Marcus had finally reached the first tree when he heard the galloping of the beast coming from behind him. He dived for the cover offered by the tree''s trunk, crouching behind it to shield himself from the rushing deer. But then he felt the vibrations of an incredible impact, accompanied by the sound of wood being torn apart and by a rain of splinters. The deer passed right next to him, and when he looked up he saw that, just above his head, a huge chunk of wood was missing from the trunk. Are you kidding me!?! How strong is that deer!?! It''s more like a monster than an animal! Anyway, the animal was now shaking its head to clear his antlers of the remaining wood, and Marcus used this momentary pause to sprint for the depth of the forest. He kept running, but now he couldn''t hear the noise of the deer''s clopping. He didn''t stop anyway, just to be sure, and he didn''t even dare to look behind his shoulders. It was only when he was out of breath that he left himself fall behind a tree. He looked behind him, but he couldn''t see the deer. Apparently the beast had decided that he wasn''t worth the effort. Or maybe he was now out of its territory. Whatever the reason, Marcus was glad that he had managed to survive. It took some time before Marcus felt rested enough to move, and when it happened the sun was about to set. The young man looked up at the alien sky. The red moon had disappeared, but now two other had taken its place, one small and white and the other medium sized with a yellow hue. It was a magnificent view, but Marcus was too crestfallen to take notice of it. He felt incredibly hungry, tired and scared. He was stranded in the hostile wilderness of another world with a weak, weird body that wasn''t his own. And to make things worse, he couldn''t even have some fucking coffee. All in all, it was enough to break someone''s spirit. That state of self-pity lasted until Marcus slapped himself in the face. His hand was hard, cold and armoured, and the slap did hurt quite a bit, but it served its purpose, shaking him out of his depression. "Ok... staying here and whine won''t help you, Marcus!- he said to himself -So stop being such a pussy and get yourself together! You''re not dead yet, and if you intend to survive there are things that need to be done!" He picked himself up, standing with his back against the tree. He felt a little dizzy, but after the rest he was relatively ok. "I need a shelter." he murmured weakly "Food can wait for now, but I absolutely need to sleep. And for sure I can''t do that in the open... what if there are some other animals like that deer around!?" He looked around. He could only see the forest around him, no source of lights. Where could he find a shelter? "I could try to build some kind of hut... but that''d take time, and the sun is about to set." he thought out loud "Then should I try to climb one of these trees? It''d be relatively safe up there, I guess." he looked up, gauging the height of those plants, and discarded that plan "Nah. They are too high and difficult to climb... even with a proper equipment, I don''t know if I''d manage to do that right now." He then sighed. "Well then. I can''t hide on the ground or above it. The only thing to do is hide under it.- he made a sad, sarcastic smile -Guess is fitting for an insect, or whatever I am right now, to crawl under some rock." He started wandering around, looking for a suitable hole in the ground where he could have slid into. The search took about an hour, during which the sun completely set down, leaving the forest plunged in darkness. Luckily for Marcus, his new eyes seemed perfectly capable to see in the dark, so that didn''t hampered his search, although he was most wary now. Now that the sun had set, the forest was even more noisy. He could feel many creatures moving around, crawling, walking and flying. He even heard the howl of a wolf in the distance. He trembled and tried even harder to find a suitable shelter. After some time, he did indeed find one, but its suitableness was up for debate. It was little more than a hole in the ground, dug by erosion under the roots of a huge, dead tree. Before entering, Marcus checked the inside for the presence of any previous occupants, but all he could see were some tiny millipedes, worms and spiders crawling around. He shuddered, but hey, sharing your living space with insects beat ending up as food for some hungry predator, doesn''t it? Also, he was kind of an insect too right now. So he kept his disgust under check and crawled in the hole. The inside wasn''t really comfy. The hole continued in the earth for about one meter, and the roof, made of dead roots, was only about 80 centimeters tall. It was more than enough to accomodate Marcus''s quite tiny body, but not to let him be comfy, especially since the ground under him was damp and crawling with vermins. "Ew! Ew! Ew ew ew ew!" Marcus lamented when a particularly long millipede somehow fell on his face "This is just the worst! I need to find a better place soon!" But this was his only choice for now, so he''d have to grin and bear it. He let himself lie against the ground in fetal position, trying to be as comfortable as possible. "Well then... goodnight, shitty new world. I sincerely hope that you''ll go fuck yourself and when I wake up I''ll be back in my home!" Chapter 5 - Snake Eater When Marcus woke up, the sun was high up in the sky. Despite his state of exhaustion, he had trouble falling asleep the previous night. Various factors conspired to keep him awake, first of them being the fact that sleeping in a small hole in the ground with insects and spiders crawling all around wasn''t exactly a comfy bed. Second, he was incredibly hungry, and the rumblings of his stomach weren''t easy to ignore. Third, he had been incredibly scared and tense all night. He could hear various creatures moving outside of his temporary shelter, and his imagination pictured all sort of scary predators crawling inside the hole he was hiding in to devour him whole. Between all that, it took hours for the fatigue to finally overcome him, and even then his sleep had been troubled by blurred, feverish nightmares. He probably didn''t sleep soundly for more than a couple hours, but despite that, he was feeling surprisingly well rested. He crawled out of the hole, got up and stretched himself. "Well, good morning Vietnam!" he said while yawning "Let''s see what shitty surprise this new day has in store for us!" His stomach rumbled violently, making Marcus grimace. The hunger was getting unbearable, and he absolutely had to find something to eat. Which, since he was in the middle of a forest, basically meant he had to either find some edible plants or hunt something. And since he wasn''t an expert of botany and didn''t know which plants were safe to eat and which were not, his only option was to catch some prey. But even before that, he needed to drink some water. And that meant that he had to visit that gorge again, where that brutal crystal horned deer could attack him again. Marcus grimaced even harder at the prospect of being chased by that beast again. But then again, maybe if he''d try to be stealthy he wouldn''t be found out. It wasn''t as if he had been particularly careful before. Weighting his possibilities, he decided that a visit to the river was worth the risk. After all, he hadn''t found any other water source nearby. As soon as he made this resolution, he picked a broken branch to use as a crutch from the beginning and started walking toward the gorge. About one hour later, Marcus was scanning the surroundings while hiding in a bush near the river. The deer was nowhere to be seen, but just to be sure he waited for a few minutes before carefully stepping out in the open. Quickly but trying to be as silent as possible he approached the river, always turning his head left and right to spot any possible danger. He couldn''t see any though, and he couldn''t even hear anything besides the water and the birds'' singing, so he crouched near the stream and tried to pick up water by making a cup with his hands, but that failed because of the hard chitin armour covering them. He almost let out a sigh and then just lowered his head into the water, drinking like an animal as he had done the day before. He really needed to find some kind of cup of container for the water, but for now, he didn''t have anything like that. As soon as his thirst was sated, he carefully started to step back into the woods when he saw a movement to his right. Marcus froze, fearing that it was the deer, but luckily that wasn''t the case. A big, brown snake, almost 2 meters long and with some kind of horns over his eyes and nose, was slithering through the rocks towards the river. While he was staring at it, the reptile reached the water and started drinking with rapid movements of its forked tongue. The man looked appraisingly at the animal. It looked quite dangerous, especially if it was venomous, and the sound of a fight could attract the deer. But this point, he was so hungry that even a snake looked positively appetizing, not to mention it was the only animal he had met so far that he thought he had a chance of defeating. As if it has sensed his ravenous intentions, the reptile raised his head, staring at him with his cold eyes. Marcus stood still for a few moments, but then his hunger won over his caution and he grabbed the fallen branch he had used as a crutch. Support the creativity of authors by visiting the original site for this novel and more. If things kept going like this, he''d become too weak to fight and die of starvation very soon. Better to take a risk now rather than wait for that. With caution, he moved a few, tense steps towards the snake, raising the stick over his head, ready to strike. He didn''t want to take any chance in case the animal had a venomous bite, so he planned to just smash its head with the branch as soon as it was into striking distance. But before he could do that, the reptile launched itself at him, his mouth open to show two oversized fangs. Marcus barely dodged that attack by jumping to his right, then cursed and struck down with his stick, hitting the snake''s body. The animal trembled in pain, but the blow was not enough to kill him, and its head darted again towards the man. This time he was too slow, and the beast bit his arm, causing him to scream in surprise. But still there was no pain. He looked at his arm, and saw that the snake''s fangs had failed to pierce his chitin armor. He immediately recovered from the shock, seeing an opportunity to attack. While he was uselessly chewing on his arm the snake was effectively stuck, so he lifted the branch with the other hand and struck its head with all the strength he could muster. The reptile let go of his arm, dizzy because of the concussion, but Marcus didn''t give it any pause. Grabbing the stick with both hands, he started savagely hitting the beast''s head and body. "Die. You. Stupid. Mother. Fucker!" he grunted, emphasizing every blow with a word. This went on for a while due to Marcus''s low strength and the snake resilience, but finally, with a lucky strike, the man hit the animal right behind the head, breaking its spine with a sound of crumbling bones. The reptile fell on the ground, writhing in agony, but after a while, it completely stopped moving. Only then Marcus left himself fall on the ground, breathing heavily. His arms felt like they weighed a ton, and he let go of the stick, just sitting on his knees in front of the lifeless body of his prey. He won! He felt a sensation of happiness and triumph coursing through his tired body. He felt incredibly alive, and all of his senses were sharpened: the slight breeze caressing his body felt cold like ice, his sight could see details of his surroundings that he had always ignored before, and the beating of his heart was deafening. But he didn''t have the time to rest on his laurels. He could hear the sound of a big animal galloping in his direction, probably meaning that the deer was coming to investigate the commotion that had happened. So Marcus forced himself to get on his feet, grabbed the snake''s body and dragged it into the forest, hiding among the bushes. After a few seconds, the majestic deer appeared, raising splashes of water while running in the river. The huge beast stopped abruptly where the man and the snake had fought, and raised its head while sniffing the air. Marcus stood still, tension gripping his shoulders. Then, after what felt like an eternity but were actually a few minutes, the deer sneezed with contempt and walked away, leaving him alone with his prey. Marcus sighed with relief. He felt incredibly tired right now, and he didn''t know if he would have had the energies to run away from the deer this time. But luckily he hadn''t been found out, and now he finally had something to eat. He looked at the snake''s corpse. To his mind it looked incredibly repulsive, but his instincts were urging him to devour it. He actually started drooling, and he had to use all of his self control to not jump over the carcass right there and now: after all, the deer could come back at any time. Better to consume his meal away from the gorge. So he grabbed the corpse, lifted it on his shoulders and started dragging it away from the river. While he was walking, he thought about how he was gonna eat his prey. "I don''t have any tool to skin it. Maybe I could just try to light a fire to roast it whole? But how do I light a fire here in the forest? Could I light it using two sticks? Or maybe two stones?" While he was walking, he was feeling more and more hungry. The rumbling of his stomach was growing stronger, and he couldn''t ignore them anymore. He looked at the body of the snake. "Well... maybe... if it''s just a bite, I could try to eat it raw... just to stop... this stupid hunger..." He stopped, and raised the torso of the snake to his mouth. His reason was screaming at him that it was disgusting and gross, but his hunger was too strong. He opened his mouth and bit down the reptile corpse. His sharp teeth easily pierced through the hard scales, and cold blood flew into his mouth. It tasted bitter and revolting, but his instincts kicked in and he found himself wolfing down the meat like it was the most delicious thing in the world. He ate meat, scales and bones without distinction, chewing it all down easily. Finally, after he took the last bite, he realized that he had eaten the whole snake, leaving nothing behind. "What the hell!?!" he said, surprised and vaguely disgusted, his hunger finally leaving way to his rationality "Did I really eat a raw snake!?! With bones and everything!?!" He was quite amazed. And to make things weirder, he didn''t even feel sick. Actually, he was still a bit peckish. He stood there in puzzlement, and then sighed. "Well... that was weird. And gross. And disgusting. And I hope that I''ll never have to do something like that ever again... but at least now I''m not that hungry anymore." he sighed"Let''s just hope that I won''t feel sick later. For now, I just want to lay down and rest for a bit." And he headed for his shelter, walking out of the valley. While he was walking, though, he experienced a weird feeling. He couldn''t put it into words, but it was like he was somehow... ¡°memorizing¡± the snake. Details of the reptile''s physiology flashed through his mind. He suddenly was kind of aware of the composition of its scales, the arrangement of the muscles that allowed it to move, and of its venom glands. He stopped for a second, wondering if overeating raw flesh like that was giving him hallucinations, but he felt fine. He just felt as if those informations were being absorbed into some part of him. He shrugged. Probably he was just tired. He hoped that a nap would help him recover. So he kept going until he reached the relative safety of his improvised shelter. Chapter 6 - Crab Battle When Marcus woke up the following day, he was feeling much better. First of all, he wasn''t starving anymore. He was hungry and thirsty, yes, but tolerably so. Second, he had managed to make some improvements on his shelter. First of all, he had covered the cold ground with leaves and grass, basically making some kind of rustic bed, and then he had covered the entrance with various sticks held together by grass strings. It wasn''t elegant or even that well made, but it was much more comfortable than sleeping on the dirt, and having a door, if you could call some flimsy sticks a ¡°door¡±, actually made it feel safer. So now, despite it all, he felt a bit optimistic. Sure, he was still stranded in a weird, wild world, but at least he thought he could take care of himself. The victory over the snake had given him a much needed boost in confidence. He looked around, wondering what he should do now. Same as yesterday, his priorities were finding food and water. But now he could start making plans for the future too. He didn''t want to stay in that forest indefinitely, so he''d have to explore around to find some traces of civilization, or even better a way home. But to do so he needed provisions, most importantly a way to carry water, like a canteen or something. That meant that he had to craft some equipment, but he didn''t have any tool to work with. And he needed at least a blade to start building something. He knew that in ancient times people used to craft flint blades, but he hadn''t seen any flint around here. But maybe he could just make do with a sharp rock or something. He remembered that he had seen various rocks on the top of the hill, so he went that way, hoping to find something that fit his needs. A couple of hours later, he was silently cursing against all rocks in existence. On the top of the hill he had found some sharpened rocks which seemed to be just what he was looking for, but when he actually tried to use them to cut wood he found out that it was much more difficult than he had imagined. He had been trying to sharpen the end of a long stick to make a wooden spear, but the rocks'' edge always broke after a few hits. Now he was almost out of rocks, and the stick was nowhere near as sharp as he needed. He hissed in frustration. Clearly, the kind of rocks that he had found on the top of the hill wasn''t durable enough to be used for blades. But where could he find other kinds of rocks? He searched his memory, and recalled that the river in the gorge was full of stones and pebbles. Since he was thirsty, he decided to get there right now, hopefully avoiding the deer and any other possible animal that was there to drink. So he grabbed his incomplete spear and started getting down the hill. This novel''s true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there. About half an hour later, as he was approaching the gorge, Marcus heard some weird noises. It was as if someone was fighting near the river. With caution, he approached the source of the noises, moving ever so slowly in order to not attract the attention of the ones that were fighting. Using the cover provided by the bushes he stood hidden while observing what was happening. The scene before him was unreal. The majestic, crystal horned deer that had always threatened him was struggling against three unlikely opponents: some kind of giant hermit crabs, that stood on long, stilt like limbs longer than Marcus himself, and that had huge, red pincers that once closed were utterly similar to boxing gloves. The crabs fought like boxers too, throwing powerful punches at the deer with their long arms, and dodging by sidestepping whenever the deer was charging at them. Marcus observed the fight with fascination. The boxing crabs were clearly more skilled than the deer, and they were using their number and coordination to deliver blow after blow to their opponent. But the boss of the river was taking their punches without showing any discomfort, and kept charging at them with his crystal antlers. That stalemate went on for a while, as the punches didn''t seem to affect the deer, while the crabs dodged its charges like a matador. But then one of the crustaceans was a bit too slow, and it was pierced by the crystal antlers of the deer. The deer immediately raised his head, lifting the unfortunate crab from the ground. The immobilized boxer tried to free himself, punching repeatedly the deer, but the latter simply stood still, while his horns were getting brighter and brighter. Finally, a blinding flash came from the crystal antlers, and the crab suddenly exploded in every direction, sending a splash of boiling guts and charred shell fragments on the rocks around the river. The other crustaceans seemed hesitant for a bit, but when the deer turned to them they turned to their side and started scuttling away. The deer ran in pursuit of them, and the gorge was suddenly empty. Marcus, after he heard the galloping disappear into the distance, came out of his hiding place, and approached one of the broken, yet still smoking pieced of the crab. A delicious smell came from those shell pieces... a smell of cooked crab that felt almost intoxicating to the young man. Quickly, he grabbed one of them: he could see some grilled meat still attached to the shell, and he put it into his mouth with voracity. "OUCH!" he cried, almost spitting it. It was still very hot. Whatever the light that came from that antler was, the heat it released was certainly impressive. Thinking that those same antlers had been about to stab him, Marcus couldn''t help but shudder. But once it cooled, the crab meat felt like the most delicious thing in the world to him, and he hurried to collect all the shell fragments. While he was doing it, he noticed that most of them were actually pretty sharp, not to mention one of the biggest ones was actually shaped like some sort of bowl. "Well, this was a stroke of luck!" he said with a smile "Not only do I get a free meal, but also knives and a bowl! Now, if only I could get some booze, it would be the perfect gift!" But that was asking too much, so he quickly emptied the bowl shaped shell of its meat, putting it all in his mouth, and then he filled it with water. But now he was facing a different problem: it was very difficult to carry all of the shell pieces with him, and it was outright impossible to do it without spilling the water. But he needed to get out of the gorge as soon as possible, to avoid being chased by the deer. Marcus stopped there for a moment, wondering about what to do, and then he made a decision. First of all, he carried all the pieces into the bushes, where he could hide. Then, he proceeded to silently consume all the crab meat there. The meal took a while, and it wasn''t exactly abundant, but it was too delicious to complain about it. When he finished (too soon, he''d have kept eating for a while), Marcus drank all the water in the bowl, and then proceeded to fill it with the other shell fragments. His reasoning was that he could return to fill the bowl later, but now he needed to get the fragments to his shelter. Once he was prepared, he left the gorge in higher spirits than he had been in a long time... even before he actually arrived in this world. Chapter 121 - The Best Meal It was a cold morning, with gray clouds covering the sky and a few snowflakes falling here and there, signaling that winter had finally arrived in Medelan. Despite this rather inclement weather however the goblin camp near the city was brimming with frenetic activity. The humanoids were in a hurry to finish packing up their belongings and depart for Brettholz before the upcoming snow storms would make the roads impassable. Meanwhile, a few kilometers away, the Vex were also about to depart, but in their case there was no preparation needed and the drones just stood still, waiting for their Queen to give the order to start moving, something Marcus was very eager to do. Since he couldn¡¯t enter the city without bothering everyone with his aura, he had been forced to stay alone in his camp for three days and he was sick of it by now. Even using his copy drone to visit Treval and interact with other people wasn''t really enough, as it just wasn''t the same as being there in person ¡ªthough to be honest, that was an advantage sometimes, as it had allowed him to celebrate the victory in the company of both Yasen and Alya without blushing to death. Truth be told, he could have probably received a better accommodation if only he asked for it, but he felt reluctant to request anything from Duke Grimdale. The nobleman had proven to be as unhelpful as possible while trying to keep a facade of politeness, an attitude that the Vex Queen personally found infuriating, though for the sake of diplomacy he had kept his thoughts to himself. However, since he didn''t trust himself not to call the duke an ungrateful and hypocritical asshole to his face if he spent too much time with him, he had decided to just keep the interaction with the nobleman to a bare minimum. Besides, it wasn''t as if he actually needed anything from him. Given the Vex''s spectacular adaptability, the drones could easily thrive even when left entirely on their own. For starters they didn''t actually need accommodations of any kind, and the matter of feeding them had been solved by volunteering to dispose of the corpses of the orcs that littered the battlefield. Given the number of humanoids that had fallen near Treval, Marcus had more than enough meat to keep his drones going for at least a few weeks, not to mention that his own meals had been much more satisfying than usual as of lately since raw orc meat actually tasted absolutely delicious to him. However, that was nothing when compared to the Blue Terror''s flesh, which was by a large margin the most delicious thing he had eaten since he had arrived in this world. At first, when his drones had brought the oni''s remains to him, Marcus had felt a tad conflicted about whether to eat them or not. After all, Blueskin had been a human in his previous life just like him, and the Vex Queen still felt a bit of reluctance to commit anything that could resemble cannibalism. However, he quickly got over his qualms after considering the possibility of acquiring at least some of Blueskin''s abilities for his drones, a prospect that was enough to make his mouth water. So, without further ado, he had taken a piece of the oni''s body and had put that into his mouth. What followed was an almost orgasmic experience. Marcus''s taste buds had almost been overwhelmed as a stream of extremely detailed genetic information flowed into his mind. It was such a pleasant sensation that the Vex Queen had all but lost control of himself, ravenously devouring the rest of the oni''s meat without even realizing it, and after he had eaten all of it he felt a deep regret over having ordered his minions to eat that meat themselves. He even felt a bit sad knowing that it was unlikely he¡¯d ever eat oni meat ever again, given the rarity of that orc subspecies. However, on a more positive note, he had also been delighted to discover that a plethora of Blueskin¡¯s abilities came directly from his genetics and therefore could be used by his drones. Sure, all of the Aura related powers were hidden behind nonsensical DNA strings as usual, but there were still a lot of extremely useful traits that were perfectly readable. For starters, the oni''s shapeshifting and regenerative powers were both the result of a unique cellular structure which allowed the humanoid to control the growth of his own cells. This was an impressive ability indeed, but sadly, as it was also the case with the Zaru''s regeneration, the energy cost was prohibitive for any practical application. Still, it wasn''t a bad thing to have by any means, and Marcus was hopeful that he would find a way to make use of it sooner or later. Besides some other abilities, while perhaps less flashy, were still equally impressive and perhaps even more useful. Chief among them was the oni''s extremely efficient digestive system, which was superior even to that of the rest of his kin. Not only did it all but maximized the host''s food cost efficiency, but it could also be controlled more or less at will, either slowing down to a crawl to save energy or turning up to quickly burn through nutrients in exchange for explosive power. Implementing this trait into the future generations of drones was assured to drastically improve the Hive as a whole, and just thinking about it made Marcus feel almost giddy with anticipation. In fact, he was so excited about making new drone models that for once he was, if not looking forward, at least not completely averse to the idea of laying eggs. And given just how humiliating that activity had felt for him in the past, this realization really surprised him. ¡°I guess people really can get used to everything if given enough time.¡± He thought while smirking sardonically. ¡°Just a few months ago I thought that laying eggs was one of the most demeaning things in the world, but now it feels pretty normal, sort of like taking a dump. At least when oversized eggs are not involved, of course. That is just pure torture.¡± He shuddered, as memories of laying the Broodmothers and Destroyers flashed in his mind. ¡°Hopefully though I won''t have to do that crap ever again. Now that the oni has been dealt with, we''re at peace and there is no need to rush to make new drones. I can finally relax and take things slowly now. Heck, I might even stop by Golam on the way back, and ask him to join me in making new drones. I¡¯m sure that with his expertise, I can really make the most of the info I got from the oni!¡± But then a high-pitched, blood-curdling scream echoed in the air, interrupting his thoughts and making him flinch. ¡°Bloody hell. She''s at it again.¡± He mumbled, recognizing that voice and pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration. He shifted his attention to the eastern part of the Vex camp, where one of the Dreadnaughts was waiting to depart. On its back, locked inside a large steel cage, was Tiny Sneaky, who was currently busy screaming at the top of her lungs. That wasn''t really a surprise though, because she had been doing so almost without pause for the past two days, ever since she had woken up after being captured. Marcus let out a weary sigh. The presence of the ogress was a royal pain in the neck, and he suspected that it was the main reason why his friends had avoided the Vex camp and left him alone for the past days. Not that he could blame them though, as the decision to keep Tiny alive had been his and his alone, so it was only fair that he had to deal with the consequences by himself. All those who knew about it had made it clear from the start that while they respected the Vex Queen''s choice they considered it rather foolish. Hoggs in particular had been fuming about it, insisting that the ogress should be killed immediately, lest word of Marcus''s mind-controlling ability would get out and ruin his reputation. The worst part was that the Vex Queen kinda agreed with them, but he still couldn''t bring himself to execute Tiny. After having spared her, freed her of Blueskin''s control and altered her mind so that she wouldn''t be able to hurt others, killing her felt just wrong. Not only was she harmless now, thus removing the main reason to eliminate her, but the Vex Queen also felt a tad guilty after witnessing her anguish. It was clear that having her mind scrambled had left Tiny completely traumatized, and Marcus couldn''t help but feel responsible for it. So, ultimately he was only keeping ogress alive in order to soothe his aching conscience, a rather petty reason for sure. However, after all he had been through, he thought he deserved to indulge in a bit of healthy selfishness. After all, he wasn''t hurting anyone else and he could easily take care of Tiny by himself with his own resources, so it was his own business what he did with Tiny. The only argument that could be made was that maybe putting an end to the ogress''s suffering right now would have been the more merciful choice, but then again it was still too soon to know for sure whether or not she would recover. Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon. That said, he did find the constant screaming terribly annoying, and he fervently wished that the ogress was catatonic instead, because that noise was starting to really get on his nerves. ¡°I guess I''ll feed her.¡± He thought with a resigned sigh. ¡°That at least usually shuts her up for a bit.¡± Since visiting the ogress in person made her even more upset, probably due to Marcus¡¯s aura, he instead ordered one of his Workers to bring Tiny her meal. Scuttling through the camp, the drone quickly recovered a few slabs of cow meat from the larder ¡ªfeeding the ogress her own kin just felt wrong to the Vex Queen, even though he had been assured that orcs were cannibals¡ª and then brought them over to the cage. Noticing the creature approaching her, Tiny screamed even more while crawling to the opposite side of the cage, but the drone just left the meat on the floor in front of her together with a jug of water before retreating, leaving the humanoid seemingly alone. However, Marcus still observed her through the eyes of the other drones present, and after a minute or two he saw the ogress cautiously approach her meal, sniff it with suspicion and then throw herself on it, devouring it with inhuman voracity, something that actually made the Vex Queen kinda hopeful about his captive¡¯s fate. ¡°Food is life.¡± He thought as he watched the ogress consume her meal. ¡°If she''s eating like this, she must want to live. That means that there is still hope that she will recover from her trauma.¡± He paused and sighed. ¡°Of course, there is still the matter of what I am going to do with her once she''s recovered, but I''ll cross that bridge when I come to it. For now, let''s just see how the situation will evolve.¡± Having solved that problem for now, he shifted his attention to the gates of Treval, where his copy drone was waiting with the rest of the Brettholz delegation while Marquis Eisen and Duke Grimdale were engaged in a drawn out exchange of painfully insincere pleasantries. Yasen was also present, though he had to stay in Grimdale to help with securing the province, while Alya was missing, having suddenly and unceremoniously left the day before on a boat headed for Rennhafen, without even saying goodbye. Knowing the wolfwoman¡¯s personality though, Marcus had decided not to take offense by that. ¡°We are forever grateful for your kind hospitality.¡± The marquis was saying with a polite but kinda forced smile. ¡°It is a shame indeed that we will not be able to enjoy it for longer, but I''m afraid that we are in a hurry, since we have to get to Brettholz before the roads become impassable. Otherwise, we''d be stuck here for most of the winter.¡± ¡°Oh, that wouldn''t be a bother, as your presence here is a great honor for me and my city.¡± Duke Grimdale replied in an equally fake tone. ¡°But I''m sure that you have a lot of work to do in your province, just as I do in mine.¡± He grimaced, and for a moment his voice sounded almost genuine. ¡°This orc invasion has created a lot of trouble that we both need to take care of.¡± ¡°Quite so.¡± Eisen agreed. ¡°Which is exactly the reason why we can''t stay any longer. Of course, you are welcome to come and visit Brettholz any time you want, so that we can return the favor you did to us by so gracefully providing accomodation for me and my retinue.¡± Again, these words were uttered in a polite tone, but it was crystal clear from their inflection that the marquis didn¡¯t want the duke to come visit, ever. To his credit, Grimdale also understood this immediately, and responded in kind. ¡°And you''re always welcome back in my city, marquis, just as you were in the past days.¡± The stout man said with a forced smile. ¡°But that¡¯s for a future time. For now, fare well on your trip back to your province.¡± ¡°I will.¡± Eisen nodded. ¡°And may the Lord of Light watch upon you.¡± The marquis then turned to Yasen and saluted him more briefly but much more warmly. ¡°Goodbye, my friend!¡± He told the captain with a genuine smile and shaking hands with him. ¡°I hope the next time we see each other, the circumstances will be less extreme than they have been as of lately!¡± ¡°Goodbye, Eisen.¡± The Aura Master replied cheerfully. ¡°And your wish should probably come true soon enough. After all, if everything goes well, we shall soon see each other in Rennhafen when his majesty will summon us there.¡± These last words, for some reason, made Duke Grimdale grimace, but he remained silent. Meanwhile, having concluded his salutes, the marquis turned away, and the rest of the Brettholz delegation followed suit. Marcus''s copy drone also started heading towards the carriage where Felix and Klara were waiting for him, when Trakk suddenly called him. ¡°Sir Marcus, would you kindly ride together with me and marquis Eisen for today?¡± The goblin asked. ¡°We have a few things we''d like to discuss with you.¡± ¡°Oh, sure.¡± The Vex Queen replied. ¡°I''ll be right with you. Just let me tell my friends that I won''t be joining them.¡± ¡°Oh, goodies.¡± He thought. ¡°I wonder what this is about? I hope they''re not going to make a fuss about my decision to keep Tiny alive... I already got enough complaints about that from Hoggs.¡± He quickly ran up to Felix and Klara, who were sitting on a cart pulled by two Vex Warriors who were currently standing still, waiting for the signal to depart. Hoggs was also with them, napping on the back of the cart, something which wasn''t entirely surprising considering he had been up all night handling telemantic communications between Grimdale and Brettholz. ¡°Hi Marcus!¡± Felix greeted him by waving his hand. ¡°We were waiting for you! Hop on!¡± ¡°Hi guys.¡± The Vex Queen waved back. ¡°Sorry, but Trakk asked me to join him and the marquis on their carriage. If it¡¯s not a problem I¡¯ll catch up with you later with my real body.¡± ¡°Alright. We''ll see you later then.¡± The young man replied, spurring the drones to start moving. ¡°Giddy-up!¡± The drones, of course, weren''t horses and didn''t need such commands, but Marcus decided to indulge the boy and mentally ordered the Warriors to start moving. Then, as the cart headed away, he too turned back and started walking to the marquis''s carriage.