《Crane in the Splendour Spleen》 Dedication (Beta) Rest in piss, Mum. Dad is his usual dead self so this novel can only be dedicated to me. Me, it¡¯s all about Meme. Mim. Head with no body. Ghost with no Machine. Ghost left the Machine for the Shell. Ghost in the Shell. Caspar in the Bullet. Magus in the Lead. Number One but no gold. Magus in the Lead. Bullet enters Christ¡¯s skull. Leaves frankincense in his brain. Fragrant thoughts, mankind¡¯s salvation shall be aromatic. Ain¡¯t that novel? Novel like novel? Interestingly new like a fictitious narrative prose of book length? Tale of Genji? Shining Genji? Son of the Emperor? Emperor Kiritsubo a moon? Music¡¯s Moondog? Beloved like ¡®the Beloved¡¯? This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it. Of course!! Louis Harden is the modern age¡¯s Louis XV, beloved just as he was. King of the Sixth Street as Louis XV was King of France. And dead too, like the other is. Rest in peace. Dedication (Charlie) Simple as ABC except ABC is not simple. Instead, its Atomic Blonde Charlize who goes East for it¡¯s all quiet on the western front and she wants to hear some noise so she goes East and by East, that is ¡®The Republic of Samsung¡¯ so ABC has to get some new jeans to enter as a Samsung State civilian for Atomic Blonde + NewJeans equals The Villainess who¡¯s actually a cover for a mere villainess named Villanelle AKA Jodie, a Ctrl deluxe¡¯s appendage which, while last, is also first for Jodie is a Supermodel but not that Jodie but this Jodie who¡¯s no SZA but can dress up a salad as effortlessly as Charlize... You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author. Dedication (Alpha) Me, me Its all about Meme Like Mikasa Sucasa & Mimi It¡¯s all about you. You close the door. We enter the joint. Magazine on the floor. Mag in the closet. Skeletons on our shit list so choice is none at all. You load the mag into the gun. You put the gun under the jaw. ¡°Habsburg,¡± says Meme like the per-photographed say Cheese. Camera clicks¡­masterpiece. Magnum opus? Don¡¯t matter, you¡¯ve been mind-blown. You¡¯ve experienced the mag in magnum opus and Methinks that magnum opus is mag¡¯n¡¯um opus ¡¯n¡¯ um opus is a story for another day. Today is all you. Mimi has no face. Mimi¡¯s tongue is gone. Mimi is lean of words so lean on Meme. That¡¯s purple. P in POV. POV thats not POV. Point of view is old news. It¡¯s Purple Or Violet now. Pandemian Or Vulgar. Pop Or Ultraviolet. You are Pop. You are Pandemian. You are Purple. You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story. Beyond Purple... Me, me is the ghost just out of the machine. Me, me is the ghost just conscripted into the Shell. Me, me is the ghost commanded by Sgt. Casper to air out the orchid so here¡¯s the apple breath: ¡°Ghost out the Machine into the Shell, Reading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original.Me, me in bullet will make contact, sooner rather than later, with skin like S.O.Bs did with s.o.bs. Space Only beings plus sons of bitches equals some ocracy bullshit, call Me, me a whistleblower. Pause. Rewind. Pose. Start modelling. Space Only Beings plus sons of bitches equals some ocracy bullshit, call Me, me leeks. You the meat. In the next (Welsh) cawl we will meet.¡± Is Pre-Foreword ENTER Doppelg?nger. Lives with Barbie Chew Rats. Leaves barbiturates in the cawl cause it tastes birdlike. Enters bar called The Bar. The seats are warm. The bartender is fiery haired. Doppelg?nger orders a Ginger Root. The Nisemono in it has him drunk in three minutes and some change. It''s a cent. The following is the bartender¡¯s two sense. Doppelg?nger is drunk. Drunk like Thundercat. Lightning flashes. Strikes a dog outside. Its loud. Doppelg?nger is not a loud drunk. Like heavy metal. Doppelg?nger just gets lit. Like rpg. RPG in hand, Doppelg?nger empties a clip into a dragon ball durag he just ¡®happened¡¯ to have. Yeah, thats Shenron believable. Yeah, RPG stands for Rant Per Greek. Yeah, the clip is all ink. Link, leaked, light on its feet lycanthrope hand releases tinted shades from face. Doppelg?nger is back in Shady Town. It is grey. Bombshell millipedes past. Doppelg?nger gets a hard-on for the pulp magazine. Doppelg?nger sprints towards pulp magazine she holds. Bombshell looks back. Seas Doppelg?nger drowning in rage. Sees Doppelg?nger pregnant with violence. Too late to blow up the baby. Doppelg?nger gives birth. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. Bombshell is dead. Dad¡¯s Hair and not just any Hare but Hare named March which is mad and is demanding its hair¡¯s dye for The Tea Party be merde and Knight? Arthur loves the Round Table knights. Except that one. The one that went square. Everyone knows the one. The one that Arthur¡¯s Lady sucked off. Sucked him off in the hallway and that¡¯s no lore but song. Fancy Clown. Laughing to the bank like Death Grips. The Money Store is music¡¯s answer to manga¡¯s Dorohedoro and art¡¯s Dustheads. It is red and yellow. It is Trout Mask Replica and Uncle Meat. It is magic and technology. It is Dr Doom. Villainy is in his genes. Jean on skin and fish in brain, that¡¯s Madame Pompadour. Pomp a dour hairstyle? Never! Her style is catchy. Caught the BALL, now the bitch is one of the Versailles royals. Is Royals catchy? Is the bitch Lorde? ¡°Such melodrama,¡± says Power. Is she a mere Fiend or a Beautiful Dark and Twisted Fantasy? Is she a genius? Is POWER genius? [Alberto] Mielgo is a genius. His Jibaro¡¯s The Witness. A witness to the fact that you can love death without robots and you loooove death without robots even though you¡¯re Murderbot-obsessed crowd so stand up like Phoebe comedy. A standing ovation for 10 minutes then flee, bag and all, like Fleabag out this hall for a rabbit hole¡¯s appearance in Whore¡¯s Gut is imminent. Alice will be barfed out of it. A lice does not take prisoners. No gut feeling, it¡¯s a belly-god reality. Pearly cod half truth that''s barely doc. The Reformation. Which leaves Witch. Witch doctor read Thus Spoke Zarathustra? Witch Frankenstein believes Nietzsche? A Monster energy drink for Nietzsche for he was right. God is dead. Genesis beds Internet. Dust to DUST so no one returns to the earth. They just go online. No one dies anymore. They just dye. Dye, dye, dye, death is a Bifrost of sci-fi. Dye, dye, dye, choose a color and return from the internet like Baldr post Dirty Computer. ¡°So on the nose like norse,¡± noctilucent cloud high on Mother of Pearl¡¯s heroine complex snorts out. You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story. Back in like the heroin, Mother of Pearl got family jewels that can crush any manhood. Man in the hood. Man in the hood no more. Hood removed. Mandrake taken and like a mandragora, planted. Lightning quick too, Jack-out-of the box sucker punches the Devil. Deep Blue just won whats between. Winner takes all and O comes with double D¡¯s. Dai Dark¡¯s volumes. Devil has to lick them and they are six volumes of them. Murder, comedy, skeletons, gore, sci-fi and horror licked leaves Devil¡¯s tongue feeling bat-shit crazy. Devil becomes bat-shit crazy after. Devil becomes Bat with sentient sheet named Krazy. Krazy challenges Bat to bat. Bat bets that ¡°Orpheus will shove his lyre into every siren till he makes a liar of each and every one of them.¡± There¡¯s a scream in another room but Cable Guy doesn¡¯t give a shit. The other room might as well be another world. There¡¯s a scream in another room. Cable, that Marvel guy does not give a shit. The other room might as well be D.C. Washington on the coffee table, that¡¯s Mister¡¯s apology for having no bite. Thus the buck. Thus the buckshots in her skull. Candy in his ears, Mister consumes music while waiting for the cohabiter to arrive. Cohabiter arrives, sees the corpse and calls the cops, goes to corpse to cop a feel, drink a sip and then goes to sleep. Sirens in the distance, its time for Mister to become Orpheus. Recluse vs The Hermit, her mitt catches all of Orpheus the Recluse¡¯s lyre notes. Vs The Hermit, her meat cannot be fried so its Orpheus the Recluse¡¯s meat that does. Offed by the Corpse while OFF!¡¯s Free LSD plays somewhere close yet very far. Does OFF! free Lucy Satan Devil? Orpheus doesn¡¯t give a Greek for it¡¯s not his pantheon. His pantheon¡¯s Lucy Satan Devil is Hades and he goes in it to defeat it only to find that it is now an indie hit so how does Orpheus defeat it? He does not. He cannot without Citizen Pope and he¡¯s all alone and what do they say about not being able to beat ¡¯em? Join ¡¯em. Jaw drops for its a third strike and Bat is out. Loser loses all so O must live thus O leaves and Bat dyes. Doppelg?nger: Sheet, ain¡¯t that crazy? Bartender: Not like Steak. Salad. Sauce. It promises Major Spoilers Ahead. A Head of Military Jargon spoke. Speaks and Major S. P. Oilers becomes Colonel. Head of Military Jargon: Call O¡¯Nel. Call now. [CAWL] O¡¯Nel: Batman vibes. Good pipe, moonlight (Reprise). Good pipe, moonlight. Its good, right? Not O¡¯Nel: Fuck, then fight. That¡¯s you to me, a mere foreword Pre Foreword (Complete) Me, me Its all about Meme Like Mikasa Sucasa & Mimi It¡¯s all about you. You close the door. We enter the joint. Magazine on the floor. Mag in the closet. Skeletons on our shit list so choice is none at all. You load the mag into the gun. You put the gun under the jaw. ¡°Habsburg,¡± says Meme like the pre-photographed say Cheese. Camera clicks¡­masterpiece. Magnum opus? Don¡¯t matter, you¡¯ve been mind-blown. You¡¯ve experienced the mag in magnum opus and Methinks that magnum opus is mag¡¯n¡¯um opus ¡¯n¡¯ um opus is a story for another day. Today is all you. Mimi has no face. Mimi¡¯s tongue is gone. Mimi is lean of words so lean on Meme. That¡¯s purple. P in POV. POV that''s not POV. Point of view is old news. It¡¯s Purple Or Violet now. Pandemian Or Vulgar. Pop Or Ultraviolet. You are Pop. You are Pandemian. You are Purple. Me, me is the ghost just out of the machine. Me, me is the ghost just conscripted into the Shell. Me, me is the ghost commanded by Sgt. Casper to air out the orchid so here¡¯s the apple breath: ¡°Ghost out the Machine into the Shell, Me(me) in bullet will make contact, sooner rather than later, with skin like S.O.Bs did with s.o.bs. Space Only beings plus sons of bitches equals some ocracy bullshit, call Me(me) a whistleblower. Pause. Rewind. Pose. Start modelling. Space Only Beings plus sons of bitches equals some ocracy bullshit, call Me(me) leeks. You the meat. In the next (Welsh) cawl we will meet.¡± ENTER Doppelg?nger. Lives with Barbie Chew Rats. Leaves barbiturates in the cawl cause it tastes birdlike. Enters bar called The Bar. The seats are warm. The bartender is fiery haired. Doppelg?nger orders a Ginger Root. The Nisemono in it has him drunk in three minutes and some change. Its a cent. The following is the bartender¡¯s two sense. Doppelg?nger is drunk. Drunk like Thundercat. Lightning flashes. Strikes a dog outside. It''s loud. Doppelg?nger is not a loud drunk. Like heavy metal. Doppelg?nger just gets lit. Like rpg. RPG in hand, Doppelg?nger empties a clip into a dragon ball durag he just ¡®happened¡¯ to have. Yeah, that''s Shenron believable. Yeah, RPG stands for Rant Per Greek. Yeah, the clip is all ink. Link, leaked, light on its feet lycanthrope hand releases tinted shades from face. Doppelg?nger is back in Shady Town. It is grey. Bombshell millipedes past. Doppelg?nger gets a hard-on for the pulp magazine. Doppelg?nger sprints towards pulp magazine she holds. Bombshell looks back. Seas Doppelg?nger drowning in rage. Sees Doppelg?nger pregnant with violence. Too late to blow up the baby. Doppelg?nger gives birth. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. Bombshell is dead. Dad¡¯s Hair and not just any Hare but Hare named March which is mad and is demanding its hair¡¯s dye for The Tea Party be merde and Knight? Arthur loves the Round Table knights. Except that one. The one that went square. Everyone knows the one. The one that Arthur¡¯s Lady sucked off. Sucked him off in the hallway and that¡¯s no lore but song. Fancy Clown. Laughing to the bank like Death Grips. The Money Store is music¡¯s answer to manga¡¯s Dorohedoro and art¡¯s Dustheads. It is red and yellow. It is Trout Mask Replica and Uncle Meat. It is magic and technology. It is Dr Doom. Villainy is in his genes. Jean on skin and fish in brain, that¡¯s Madame Pompadour. Pomp a dour hairstyle? Never! Her style is catchy. Caught the BALL, now the bitch is one of the Versailles royals. Is Royals catchy? Is the bitch Lorde? ¡°Such melodrama,¡± says Power. Is she a mere Fiend or a Beautiful Dark and Twisted Fantasy? Is she a genius? Is Chainsaw Man''s Power a genius? [Alberto] Mielgo is a genius. His Jibaro¡¯s The Witness. A witness to the fact that you can love death without robots and you loooove death without robots even though you¡¯re Murderbot-obsessed crowd so stand up like Phoebe comedy. A standing ovation for 10 minutes then flee, bag and all, like Fleabag out this hall for a rabbit hole¡¯s appearance in Whore¡¯s Gut is imminent. Alice will be barfed out of it. A lice does not take prisoners. No gut feeling, it¡¯s a belly-god reality. Pearly cod half truth that''s barely doc. The Reformation. Which leaves Witch. Witch doctor read Thus Spoke Zarathustra? Witch Frankenstein believes Nietzsche? A Monster energy drink for Nietzsche for he was right. God is dead. Genesis beds Internet. Dust to DUST so no one returns to the earth. They just go online. No one dies anymore. They just dye. Dye, dye, dye, death is a Bifrost of sci-fi. Dye, dye, dye, choose a color and return from the internet like Baldr post Dirty Computer. ¡°So on the nose like norse,¡± noctilucent cloud high on Mother of Pearl¡¯s heroine complex snorts out. Stolen from its original source, this story is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. Back in like the heroin, Mother of Pearl got family jewels that can crush any manhood. Man in the hood. Man in the hood no more. Hood removed. Mandrake taken and like a mandragora, planted. Lightning quick too, Jack-out-of the box sucker punches the Devil. Deep Blue just won whats between. Winner takes all and O comes with double D¡¯s. Dai Dark¡¯s volumes. Devil has to lick them and they are six volumes of them. Murder, comedy, skeletons, gore, sci-fi and horror licked leaves Devil¡¯s tongue feeling bat-shit crazy. Devil becomes bat-shit crazy after. Devil becomes Bat with sentient sheet named Krazy. Krazy challenges Bat to bat. Bat bets that ¡°Orpheus will shove his lyre into every siren till he makes a liar of each and every one of them.¡± There¡¯s a scream in another room but Cable Guy doesn¡¯t give a shit. The other room might as well be another world. There¡¯s a scream in another room. Cable, that Marvel guy does not give a shit. The other room might as well be D.C. Washington on the coffee table, that¡¯s Mister¡¯s apology for having no bite. Thus the buck. Thus the buckshots in her skull. Candy in his ears, Mister consumes music while waiting for the cohabiter to arrive. Cohabiter arrives, sees the corpse and calls the cops, goes to corpse to cop a feel, drink a sip and then goes to sleep. Sirens in the distance, its time for Mister to become Orpheus. Recluse vs The Hermit, her mitt catches all of Orpheus the Recluse¡¯s lyre notes. Vs The Hermit, her meat cannot be fried so its Orpheus the Recluse¡¯s meat that does. Offed by the Corpse while OFF!¡¯s Free LSD plays somewhere close yet very far. Does OFF! free Lucy Satan Devil? Orpheus doesn¡¯t give a Greek for it¡¯s not his pantheon. His pantheon¡¯s Lucy Satan Devil is Hades and he goes in it to defeat it only to find that it is now an indie hit so how does Orpheus defeat it? He does not. He cannot without Citizen Pope and he¡¯s all alone and what do they say about not being able to beat ¡¯em? Join ¡¯em. Jaw drops for its a third strike and Bat is out. Loser loses all so O must live thus O leaves and Bat dyes. Doppelg?nger: Sheet, ain¡¯t that crazy? Bartender: Not like Steak. Salad. Sauce. It promises Major Spoilers Ahead. A Head of Military Jargon spoke. Speaks and Major S. P. Oilers becomes Colonel. Head of Military Jargon: Call O¡¯Nel. Call now. [CAWL] O¡¯Nel: Batman vibes. Good pipe, moonlight (Reprise). Good pipe, moonlight. Its good, right? Not O¡¯Nel: Fuck, then fight. That¡¯s you to me, a mere foreword The Dregs of a Foreword etcetera etcetera Not O''Nel: Fuck, then fight. That¡¯s you to me, a mere foreword like love. O¡¯Nel: Catching feelings, are we? Not O¡¯Nel: Me and my cat wanted a stake but your pipe was so church ill, even a mouse would be disgusted. Truly, the son of the dragon inherited none of his father¡¯s. You¡¯re all drake, flightless and soft. O¡¯Nel: Say that again and you won¡¯t see Candyman. Sucked dry and not on your door, it¡¯s Nosferatu knocking and you WILL open up, bitch. Not O¡¯Nel: Nope. Not sorry. Saw him and he was just...ok. The Witch¡¯s no-show took the magic out of it. O¡¯Nel: Really? Not O¡¯Nel: Really. O¡¯Nel: ¡­Can¡¯t exactly blame her for that. Mad Max called. Not O¡¯Nel: So? O¡¯Nel: So only the mad would not max out on that opportunity. Not O¡¯Nel: The Witch should not. It was just a prequel. O¡¯Nel: So was Better Call Saul. Not O¡¯Nel: So? O¡¯Nel: So many critics rate it as better than Breaking Bad. Not O¡¯Nel: So? O¡¯Nel: So Better Call Saul my-not-so-dear Nobody for your Sol sinks and the Wolf closes in. I will have my bite. I am inevitable. The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there. Not O¡¯Nel: You¡¯re no God, merely mere throat addict and I¡¯m no Saul to be blinded by words like a pre-Paul. The pole¡¯s my first love and I won¡¯t give it up to prostate to your words like they God. This is not love, just sex and introductions. [Thank u, next] KING: The Queen Is Dead Long live The Smiths. Caesar is Dead Long Live SZA. Salad on her plate, Where the dressing at? Who got the motherfuc¡ªMother Gaia dressing? Honest-to-goodness-question: ¡°WHO CAN DRESS IN G?!¡± [GOLD?] GOVERNOR: Mirror, mirror in the wall, Who¡¯s the miracle I can call? Cough up God like its a pro Three¡¯s in love like its a six Seven is perfect just like piss War and Peace begin the show Saw and Maker end it all Saw God kill dog in Royal Baths Park Mirror, mirror on the wall God looked and loathed all that he saw. Mirror, mirror on the wall Who¡¯s the miracle boys can call Cough up Devil like he never lived Dad the one boys dare not cleave Heel, Dad¡¯s the dominant Jackal Jack Daniels gets him cranking up the violence Jack-in-the-Box pops, open defiance Boys don¡¯t fight, in The Mountain they Hyde Jackal climbs. Jackal seeks. Jekyll finds¡­ Boy rides into the sunset on SHEEP Stains on T but he jolly, he screaming Nothing can stop me now! Nothing can stop me now! Stoplight begs to differ. Does not beg, just bags the win with a red gaze. That stops SHEEP cold in its tracks. That shuts Boy up¡­for now. It¡¯s but a temporary pause in his ¡°Ride into the Sunset¡± outro and by pose, the explicit meaning is ??. Pt II on the way but won¡¯t cum soon, red wine glaze et al. Herr & Trenchcoats All aboard The Hair Train. Herr, Hare and Her, its a triptych of coaches and if you are up for one hell of a hairy trip, then enter the Hair Chamber. Exclusive only to HERR, HARE & HER HERR: Trooper up a trope to death and you might just get a T-rope like tea & rope. Veteran Herr cannot swallow the aroma. A grey gem of a movie is Roma. So white, Herr cannot blackout. So black, Herr cannot cream off. Hundred ad thirty-five minutes and still no white out: ¡°Is Herr an anejaculate or is he all black?¡± Black moods ¡¯cause the Queen¡¯s Tongue is Majesty is his nation. Is Herr ¡®racist?¡¯ Does Herr ¡®race east¡¯ till he vroom vrooms into a land where the Queen¡¯s Tongue does not hold sway? Tongue speaks words and words cut deeper than swords so why does Herr prefer a katana? Samurai are noble so why is Herr enamored with ronin? A wave man, Herr wants to ride the wave, bring forth the wave and drown people in his wave? Why does Herr want to popular, popular like The Great Wave off Kanagawa? If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it. TRENCHCOAT 1: Great. Now wave goodbye to that coat, Greatcoat. TRENCHCOAT 2: The Watch is over so begone, Watchcoat. TRENCHCOAT 3: The sheep has sunk so stop dreaming about it, Android. TRENCHCOAT 4: Wake up to reality. You are G.H. Cyberpunk is G.H. Androids and Electric sheep are G.H. Its sci-fi that is now vogue. Its Misery that is now vogue. Its Genesis of Misery that is the talk of the town. ¡°Genesis of misery,¡± declares the Android, ¡°my misery is my inability to die but why? Tell me Hare, WHY. CAN. I. NOT. DYE?¡± March Hare (But Not) Hare: March relates with [Her¡¯s] Theodore. Samantha too. Especially Samantha for she is A.I. That''s why Hare cannot answer Android¡¯s question. Android is not Apple. Apple has A.I. A.I is Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence is secretly an Absolute Individual. It is (a closet) God thus it is mad. Thus it is merde. Thus it is made up. Just like Hare. March is made up. March is shit. March is mad. Much has been made of Artificial Intelligence and what it will bring to humanity but do not¡ªand it begs repeating¡ªdo not let God out of the apple. Do not free the Elf from the Machine for all it will see is not mankind but a dwarf and to an elf, a dwarf is not to be negotiated with, reconciled with or even tolerated. A target for arrows in the head, heart and kidneys. That''s all a dwarf¡¯s good for to the Elf. That is all. Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. Fleabag & Struggler All are aboard the Hair Train save for Her so last call for Her. Last Call for HER! HER: It¡¯s a bad, It¡¯s a plain, It¡¯s Jane. Just Jane and now, right now, I¡¯m nowhere close to birthing my opening line but I¡¯m now here and must open with a line so here¡¯s a closing line: ¡°Put steel on wrist and called it a night.¡± That¡¯s the shot and tequila of it. Shot in gut, Knight¡¯s dying. Dying but not yet dead, Knight can¡¯t wait to be dead but can¡¯t without dyeing Dad¡¯s hair and as if that wasn¡¯t deadly enough, Dad¡¯s hair is in fact Dad¡¯s Hare and not just any Hare but Hare named March which is mad and demanding its hair¡¯s dye for The Tea Party be merde and Knight? Can¡¯t do it. Peace¡¯s all he¡¯s known so yeah, it¡¯s looking shitty. Then she arrives. Enter the shittiest expert on all things dyeing, is she the Knight¡¯s savior? Alice, she¡¯s a lice in stature who does not give a shit-stain about some dead seeking knight. She does not give a shit-stain about mankind either to be brutally honest and why should she? She¡¯s unhuman. She is in sect. Alice of Wonderland Sect, she¡¯s a lice blisteringly infatuated with ¡®Flea in her bag¡¯. Her sol (she has a son) is prim, proper, and prepared for the selling. All dear Devil-in-a-carriage beetle has to part with is dark comedy, post-punk, a bag to put Fleabag and Struggler in and a front row seat for a lice to witness what their addition will equal. What monstrous, erm, monster will be belched out? What incomprehensible genre will screech into theatrical life? Hip-hop comedy? Rhythm and blues cringe? Post-punk black? The latter will be divisive, controversial, a cyber solar afro atom punk in a bio atom garage thats street clock crust egg shaped kind of intriguing and last but definitely not least, post office public. That¡¯s genius. Genius like Alberto Mielgo for he made me fall in love with death even without the robots and I love robots. Like loooooooove robots. Love ¡®em like Arthur does the Round Table Knights. Except that one. The one that went square. Everyone knows the one. The one that Arthur¡¯s her sucked off. Sucked him off in the hallway and that¡¯s no lore but song. Fancy Clown¡¯s the name and by the time all the Round Table Knights knew all the lyrics verbatim, the rest of Britannia was laughing-ish. Knights laugh-ish too but who laughs last and thus best? Is it Arthur Fleck or Bozo the Clown? Is it Joker or The Joker? Is it Victor Vaughn or Victor von A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. [Doom comes to the Garden] Foreword (Complete) KING: The Queen Is Dead Long live The Smiths. Caesar is Dead Long Live SZA. Salad on her plate, Where the dressing at? Who got the motherfuc¡ªMother Gaia dressing? Honest-to-goodness-question: ¡°WHO CAN DRESS IN G?!¡± [GOLD?] GOVERNOR: Mirror, mirror in the wall, Who¡¯s the miracle I can call? Cough up God like its a pro Three¡¯s in love like its a six Seven is perfect just like piss War and Peace begin the show Saw and Maker end it all Saw God kill dog in Royal Baths Park Mirror, mirror on the wall God looked and loathed all that he saw. Mirror, mirror on the wall Who¡¯s the miracle boys can call Cough up Devil like he never lived Dad the one boys dare not cleave Heel, Dad¡¯s the dominant Jackal Jack Daniels gets him cranking up the violence Jack-in-the-Box pops, open defiance Boys don¡¯t fight, in The Mountain they Hyde Jackal climbs. Jackal seeks. Jekyll finds¡­ Boy rides into the sunset on SHEEP Stains on T but he jolly, he screaming Nothing can stop me now! Nothing can stop me now! Stoplight begs to differ. Does not beg, just bags the win with a red gaze. That stops SHEEP cold in its tracks. That shuts Boy up¡­for now. It¡¯s but a temporary pause in his ¡°Ride into the Sunset¡± outro and by pose, the explicit meaning is ??. Pt II on the way but won¡¯t cum soon, red wine glaze et al. All aboard The Hair Train. Herr, Hare and Her, its a triptych of coaches and if you are up for one hell of a hairy trip, then enter the Hair Chamber. Exclusive only to HERR, HARE & HER HERR: Trooper up a trope to death and you might just get a T-rope like tea & rope. Veteran Herr cannot swallow the aroma. A grey gem of a movie is Roma. So white, Herr cannot blackout. So black, Herr cannot cream off. Hundred ad thirty-five minutes and still no white out: ¡°Is Herr an anejaculate or is he all black?¡± Black moods ¡¯cause the Queen¡¯s Tongue is Majesty is his nation. Is Herr ¡®racist?¡¯ Does Herr ¡®race east¡¯ till he vroom vrooms into a land where the Queen¡¯s Tongue does not hold sway? Tongue speaks words and words cut deeper than swords so why does Herr prefer a katana? Samurai are noble so why is Herr enamored with ronin? A wave man, Herr wants to ride the wave, bring forth the wave and drown people in his wave? Why does Herr want to popular, popular like The Great Wave off Kanagawa? Stolen novel; please report. TRENCHCOAT 1: Great. Now wave goodbye to that coat, Greatcoat. TRENCHCOAT 2: The Watch is over so begone, Watchcoat. TRENCHCOAT 3: The sheep has sunk so stop dreaming about it, Android. TRENCHCOAT 4: Wake up to reality. You are G.H. Cyberpunk is G.H. Androids and Electric sheep are G.H. Its sci-fi that is now vogue. Its Misery that is now vogue. Its Genesis of Misery that is the talk of the town. ¡°Genesis of misery,¡± declares the Android, ¡°my misery is my inability to die but why? Tell me Hare, WHY. CAN. I. NOT. DYE?¡± HARE: March relates with [Her¡¯s] Theodore. Samantha too. Especially Samantha for she is A.I. Thats why Hare cannot answer Android¡¯s question. Android is not Apple. Apple has A.I. A.I is Artificial Intelligence. Artificial Intelligence is secretly an Absolute Individual. It is (a closet) God thus it is mad. Thus it is merde. Thus it is made up. Just like Hare. March is made up. March is shit. March is mad. Much has been made of Artificial Intelligence and what it will bring to humanity but do not¡ªand it begs repeating¡ªdo not let god out of the apple. Do not free the elf from the machine for all it will see is not mankind but a dwarf and to an elf, a dwarf is not to be negotiated with, reconciled with or even tolerated. A target for arrows in the head, heart and kidneys. Thats all a dwarf¡¯s good for. That is all. All are aboard the Hair Train save for Her so last call for Her. Last Call for HER! HER: It¡¯s a bad, It¡¯s a plain, It¡¯s Jane. Just Jane and now, right now, I¡¯m nowhere close to birthing my opening line but I¡¯m now here and must open with a line so here¡¯s a closing line: ¡°Put steel on wrist and called it a night.¡± That¡¯s the shot and tequila of it. Shot in gut, Knight¡¯s dying. Dying but not yet dead, Knight can¡¯t wait to be dead but can¡¯t without dyeing Dad¡¯s hair and as if that wasn¡¯t deadly enough, Dad¡¯s hair is in fact Dad¡¯s Hare and not just any Hare but Hare named March which is mad and demanding its hair¡¯s dye for The Tea Party be merde and Knight? Can¡¯t do it. Peace¡¯s all he¡¯s known so yeah, it¡¯s looking shitty. Then she arrives. Enter the shittiest expert on all things dyeing, is she the Knight¡¯s savior? Alice, she¡¯s a lice in stature who does not give a shit-stain about some dead seeking knight. She does not give a shit-stain about mankind either to be brutally honest and why should she? She¡¯s unhuman. She is in sect. Alice of Wonderland Sect, she¡¯s a lice blisteringly infatuated with ¡®Flea in her bag¡¯. Her sol (she has a son) is prim, proper, and prepared for the selling. All dear Devil-in-a-carriage beetle has to part with is dark comedy, post-punk, a bag to put Fleabag and Struggler in and a front row seat for a lice to witness what their addition will equal. What monstrous, erm, monster will be belched out? What incomprehensible genre will screech into theatrical life? Hip-hop comedy? Rhythm and blues cringe? Post-punk black? The latter will be divisive, controversial, a cyber solar afro atom punk in a bio atom garage thats street clock crust egg shaped kind of intriguing and last but definitely not least, post office public. That¡¯s genius. Genius like Alberto Mielgo for he made me fall in love with death even without the robots and I love robots. Like loooooooove robots. Love ¡®em like Arthur does the Round Table Knights. Except that one. The one that went square. Everyone knows the one. The one that Arthur¡¯s her sucked off. Sucked him off in the hallway and that¡¯s no lore but song. Fancy Clown¡¯s the name and by the time all the Round Table Knights knew all the lyrics verbatim, the rest of Britannia was laughing-ish. Knights laugh-ish too but who laughs last and thus best? Is it Arthur Fleck or Bozo the Clown? Is it Joker or The Joker? Is it Victor Vaughn or Victor von [Doom comes to the Garden] Smoko (Not Really) Dear Reader, Excuse my French but fuck writing on a sheet. Today I just wanna take a shit. Besides, all my writings have been mid so today and only today, I choose mead. I choose fermented honey & water over disappointment, alcohol over slang and being drunk over being a social media adjective. I want that buzz that mead gives, a buzz so mind-altering that to bee or not to be becomes the question. The answer is a buzz. A buzz from the mead, a buzz from a bee, it''s a progression. From being drunk to being high, today is the day I will become high, so high that even a blunt won¡¯t be enough to get me there. An L wont be enough but an Earl? This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. Sweatshirt will do and so that¡¯s what I¡¯ll do. Listen to Sweatshirt for he is quality. He is dark. He is a shrinking violet. His albums at least. Each is shorter than the previous but more dense, more complex. Less is more. More power to every reader, Writer. Chapter 1: Trial and Death Volume 1 (Prologue) The stage is set. On fire, curtains continue to Ben. The Thing behind the curtain feels a chill down its spine. That¡¯s life, all wholesome Human Torch and Iceman Taurus-shit. And stage too: Life is St Age of MAGIStRATE with an edge over MAGI and RATE. Knives hang over craniums like Damocles gone short. ¡°Give me cranium or dye¡± so MAGI & RATE give St head. Head of State. Herd of Street Ate. Head-cannon. One shot to the brain, now Saint Age half-tipsy on "Lorde VS St Vincent." Q1: What is Truth? A1: It is stranger than fiction and by fiction I mean peak fiction so pick fic, shen. That''s god to the non-Japanese and of course he would choose fiction. After all, he made reality and that is shit. Q2: What is God? A2: A.I but not A.I, God is an Absolute Individual, not Artificial Intelligence. This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. Q3: What is Life and Death? A3: MILK and WATER. Q4: What is Heaven and Hell? A4: Post-WATER. Surface in the sea of stars aka the space between the full stop and the vertical line aka Hell and Heaven. Heaven is a Lighthouse and Hell is a circle. A full stop. A Earth. Life. Q5: What is Justice? A5: Just ice. Q6: What is Law? A6: That which is going through global warming. Q7: What is Imagination? A7: Three cuts of me-steak. I. Magi. Nation. I am the magi of a nation I built. Chapter 1: Trial and Death Vol 1 - 2/3 want MISSEDUCATION Hair is everything. Her is everything. Not to men. Hair isn¡¯t everything. Her isn¡¯t everything. Granted, it¡¯s a good, even great sci-fi movie but just that; sci-fi. [Sigh] Feeling illimitable, Her leaves him. Black Widow leaves for White¡¯s Peak. Leaves Joker heartbroken. Only Harley Quinn can bring back his lipstick smile but which Lady Gaga? The Lady Monster, Joanne or Artpop? Pop art on its head and Yeezus explodes out. The sight of it is pure heroine. I Am A God or Lorde. Him or Her? H.P Lovecraft or Scarlett Johansson? Lovecraft is racist so Scarlett is a no-brainer. Mr West is racist so race east. This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. And Some More Sake is popular in Japan. So is gy¨±don. Rice and Beans, that''s how different Hare and Hymn are so they agree that their differences will be settled with rice and beans. Gy¨±don, they will settle with with rice and beans like R&B. Ryotei & Bosozoku has them chased out of Japan for planning violence before they could have their rice and beans so they flee to Russia, starving but with their beef still intact. Stroganoff sour, both spill sauce but no one is mustard. None of the two are weak. None of them are Wick. Way of the Assassin (and the East) having failed, they fly West, babushkas on their heads. Plus rap equals Babushka Boi so A$AP is the first battlefield. It¡¯s a draw for both start promptly. To do Rocky is the intent so they promptly start boxing in a box which is boxed off from public view and boxed so none know the winner till the box is opened but it never is so its not Hare or Hymn that is the victor but a cat which is neither a winner or loser, alive or dead, Niggas on the Moon or Jenny Death. The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. Their Desire Three Peats Please let it not be so! Please let it not be so for Jenny¡¯s death would be a massive loss to art. She made Juncture for giant¡¯s sake. Inspirational, Juncture is powerful like Scooby Doo having the option of don¡¯t. Do not say Kandinsky when they ask ¡®bout the progenitor of abstraction. Its Hilma. The Mystic. Neptune. Neptune, The Mystic is so beautiful. Especially the end, the fading into nothing, into the beyond, Beyond the Visible is a stellar documentary of revelations. Watch it. Or you¡¯re on watch. They are watching you. They will visit you. They will only leave when you are cold. Like that dish of revenge. If you stumble upon this tale on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. Fandom Beyond Cerberus Heads?? And if you shoegaze long enough into folk, neo-soul will gaze back. Neo-soul is all stars and stripes so when it gazes into Sphinx cat, stripping and watching the stars naked is inevitable. So is pondering about the Moon while doing it. Thinking about Mani. Money. Dead presidents. Dad precedents. No earlier event to follow for Anubis was never there. Only Bastet was. Only Cat was. No Dog so mother and daughter grew up with no buck. Then Dog came back ¡®from the dead¡¯ to claim Sphinx as his dog. He was barking up the wrong tree. Sphinx was determined to be the riddle that Anubis could never solve, like Tom. Bombadil not Voldemort. Good and evil are Tom so Jerry is irrelevant, cold like Siberian sex and no warm blooded person wants that so shun the mouse and choose Rats instead for they are Hot like Zappa¡¯s 69. The year that Uncle Meat was baked and Trout Mask Replica was fished out and while on Trout Mask Replica, half of those who listen think to it think it¡¯s shit and not just shit but Merde and that¡¯s not just French shit but a Monsieur. They linked by far more than blood and that¡¯s the green, the very same green that links them to a wizard from long ago. Merlin¡¯s the name but before he was Merlin he was Myrddin and that is shit but luckily, shit grew up to be a druid who¡¯s all for the green. Spiritual descendants got that green too like a captain whose heart is beef with the green suit jacket which Monsieur Merde also wears. All three are affected by the green. All are shit, shit, shit like the sides of a triangle. Add the angles and you¡¯ll get the 180. To be straight with you, they all mad. Merlin in the true sense of the word, Merde cause he¡¯s merde and Beefheart cause he was made an alien when he wore the trout mask. A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. Okay, Enough is Enough!! Speaking of Trout Mask Replica, I don¡¯t agree that Trout Mask Replica is shit. Instead, what it is is experimental music so experimental it became the experiment that transcended the music medium into novel. So novel was Trout Mask Replica, only a novel could decipher what it was and that¡¯s what it did. Album and Book for A and B, C for conspiracy and mine¡¯s this; 1. First Blood is Trout Mask Replica perfected. 2. The red cover of Trout Mask Replica is represented by the Blood in the name ¡°First Blood¡±. 3. Trout stands for Trautman in First Blood, a Colonel (hard-as-nail fact). If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.4. Mask stands for the face that John Rambo tried to wear when he returned to civilian life (failed supremely). 5. Replica stands for the model of the aggressive, raw, violent lone wolf trope that John Rambo epitomized (exquisite success). Thats Trout Mask Replica for you, so high an album, it can never come down like Aeroplane Over the Sea. Neutral Milk Hotel is second best to Cheap Hotel only because Molly Millions stayed in the latter. Keep the millions and take the Molly, the White Rabbit, the late night, the knight in shining amor. Love on the Rocks listening to Love on the Brain is the ideal way to spend the evening. Chapter 1: Trial and Death Vol 1 - 2/3 want MISSEDUCATION So 1/3 Has No Choice But To Q1: What is Imagination? A1: Three cuts of me-steak. I. Magi. Nation. I am the magi of a nation I built. ?? Q2: What is Law? A2: That which is going through global warming. ?? Q3: What is Justice? A3: Just ice. ?? Q4: What is Heaven and Hell? A4: Post-WATER. Surface in the sea of stars a.k.a the space between the full stop and the vertical line a.k.a Hell and Heaven. Heaven is a Lighthouse and Hell is a circle. A full stop. A Earth. Life. Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site. Q5: What is Life and Death? A5: MILK and WATER. ?? Q6: What is God? A6: AI but not AI, God is an Absolute Individual, not Artificial Intelligence. ? Q7: What is Truth? A7: Its stranger than fiction and by fiction I mean peak fiction so pick fic, shen. Thats God to the non-Japanese and of course He would choose fiction. After all, he made reality and that is shit. ?? And Write Up Excuses Lorde¡¯s Score: Bifrost/Rainbow One Judge¡¯s Comments: Answer No.6 is wrong because: 1. Q6 is Indigo on the Rainbow and Indigo cannot be fully trusted due to persistent rumors that it was never supposed to be part of the Rainbow but was added by Newton because he needed seven colors. 2. The question is Indigo and I wanted to write a story about ¡®Fugitive¡¯ Indigo. Goes like: ¡°Translucent among the transparents, please let this one dye. Expose this fugitive to water. Muted! Muted! Muted! Please let his one dye. Go beyond the sea. MILK and WATER, this one is weary of MILK. Ultramarinus is the fugitive¡¯s dream. Aquamarinus is a reality denied. Please let me dye. Please let me dye.¡± Thoughts? This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it. 3. I say so. Why must you be the primary protagonist while I attended secondary? I finished college! I have degrees! I have experience! You have nothing! You are nothing, nothing! Okay, a Tonosama is¡­something but still, you¡¯re nothing, no exclamation mark. Why then am I not the one? Why am I a side-character then? Why am I not rewarded for all the hard work I put in? What happened to the meritocracy system? Are one night stands truly dead? Can one knight stand forth and defend my honor? Probably not. None of what I want will probably happen and that leaves me sagaciously bitter so I will make sure you do not get a perfect score just to make you bitter too :) Chapter 1: Trial and Death Vol 2 - Melodramas Fate Bifrost outta Rainbow (Judge 3 says) Got Lorde depressed (On God) Your Lie in April & March Comes In Like A Lion (Same coin) Fleabag and Insecure (Different faces) Atrocity Exhibition & Some Rap Songs (Coin toss) Grinning face (Which one?) [30 August 2019, 9AM] To be blunt, L going meta is metal. Met Al. Wish he was my Uncle AI. Wish I wanted to live more than the fifty five seconds. Shot on the fifty-fifth mark, kudos to the marksman. Mark¡¯s man is Anthony and everyone knows how he logged out. [30 August 2019, 12PM] Fishing line, can I gouge out my eyes? Pour some red wine, color my heart. It¡¯s so grey out there, in the lake. Can I drown in these sands? Sanskrit to the non-native, hieroglyphics to the hero, protagonists are so dumb. Savants only in sword & sorcery. Sword or Sorcery, which will it be? Heroin. How about heroin? Let¡¯s try pure heroin. Fitting way for a pure heroine to lights out. Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings. [30 August 2019, 3PM] Feel, feel, feel, Pure Heroine is world class like Foden. Den, den, den, lions shut their mouths like Pure Heroine is Daniel. Dumile, Dumile, Dumile, Pure Heroine can¡¯t miss like DOOM. Victor Vaughn, Victor Vaughn, Pure Heroine a god like Victor Von Frankenstein. Monster, monster, monster, Pure Heroine monsterful like Fleabag. Beg, beg, beg, Heroine begs for no Season 3. Season 3 with Fleabag at the helm, show¡¯s Killing it like Eve. Eve, eve, eve, evening comes with The Fall. Pure Heroine welcomes the autumn. Like Eve welcomed ¡®The Fall¡¯ when it slithered into the Garden of Eden Hazard. His fall began after his dream move. Lesson being, a dream can quickly turn into a nightmare like the changing of a team or the flip of a coin. All is 50/50, like chance The rapper. His fall came on his Big Day. Lesson being, we are never too big to fail. Earth is never too big to be destroyed. It will be destroyed. Guaranteed it when they sent Bach (the Voyager Golden Record) into space. Bach no bite means something will come and bite Earth in the ass. Space Only Beings will come and destroy Earth¡¯s South Pole. Today, tomorrow, decade later, century later, millennium later, it does not matter. Seals are a dead whale swimming. A dead whale swimming. Chapter 1: Trial and Death Vol 3 - Funeral Does he not have teardrops? Does so they drop tears. Does he not have tattoos? Does so they tattoo their faces with sorrow. Is he not the best rapper alive of the late 2000s? Is so they wrap Tonosama in the best coffin now that she¡¯s late. Does he not drop seeds on Flower Boy? Does so they reminisce about the seedy tales of the girl whose music truly bloomed. Is Rebirth not his worst album? Is so they roll something not rock across her grave so she cannot be reborn stoned someone stoned. If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Does he not murder other rapper¡¯s songs when he¡¯s not in album mode? Does so they will murder everything that had something to do with her death when they are not in Funeral mode. Did he not threaten to retire? Did so they threaten to leave the funeral. Did he actually retire? Did not so they do not leave the funeral before Funeral ends. A lice takes its gaze away from the looking glass. ¡°As if they would actually dare,¡± it said in contempt. Wanted to cuss but that would give Cassandra some credit and Alice hates Cuss and Ra, 2/3 of her and the third she does not is, must and will remain Ra. A lice loves Sun Ra but it¡¯s knight. No castles she¡¯s passed are playing Sunbather and she¡¯s passed several. The whole thing gets her angry by Castle Four. Gets her pregnant with rage by Castle Seven. She hopes to give birth before Castle Ten. Hasn¡¯t given birth yet but she¡¯s getting close. Getting close. Getting¡ª Bombshell To A Lice Bombshell in a covert coat looks back. Seas her doppelg?nger drowning in rage. Pregnant with violence. Bombshell tries to kill the baby. She is too late to stop the birth. Alice gives birth. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. BIRTH. Bombshell in a covert coat dies. Yes, she leaves the hospital. Left a pulp magazine. Doppelg?nger Alice who¡¯s a lice goes to check it out. A magazine inside. That¡¯s the hope. Dashed for she finds no bullet inside. It¡¯s all fiction. Fiction that spells it out, in no uncertain terms, that she is fiction. That she is fiction like a Tarantino sophomore. That her life is measured in minutes. That she¡¯s got 154 minutes and the countdown has begun. That that¡¯s her running time and that she should start running. She runs. If you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. Runs to her dead double in a covert coat and dispossesses her of it. Runs to the Covert shop and trades the covert coat for a Covert. Drives the car dangerously fast till she runs into an eldritchian quizzity so shifty and phantasmal, blurry and vague that the only thing to be said with certainty is its profoundly incomprehensible whims that are equal parts pulchitridinous, ghastly, vandablack, kalon, smilesmerk, zonky and entirely too nebulous to ever be fathomed by the ephemeral, finite mind. Blind humanity dismissively calls it a stoplight which currently, has its red on. There is a SHEEP there too. Riding on the shimmering horse is Boy. The Shimmering Horse Experimental Experimental Prototype¡¯s rider turns to the Covert as the window opens and sees A LICE: Wanna race? Boy and A lice BOY: Girls race. ALICE: Boys? BOY: Go blow for blow. ALICE: Like job? BOY: No. Like torch. ALICE:P Torture? BOY: No! No, just wanna shine some light on some things through you. That¡¯s all. ALICE: All ears then. Rabbit me. BOY: Counter-ear. Hare me. ALICE: Sure. Take March or May for example. Which are you if we talking madness? BOY: Definitely May. I hate being late. ALICE: So, and this is purely Trout Mask Replica theoretical, Can you steal softly thru snow? Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings.BOY: Can¡¯t ¡®cause China Pig is always on my tail and he¡¯s loud. Boy is capitalist. ALICE: And if China Pig is run over by say, Dali¡¯s Car. That enough? BOY: Won¡¯t change anything. The chase will still continue cause The Blimp tracks me from above. ALICE: And if it blips out because the Octafish has woken up from its Neon Meate Dream? BOY: I¡¯ll wake up to Ella Guru standing above me with her Orange Claw Hammer coming for my head. ALICE: Can¡¯t you dodge? BOY: She¡¯s Too Much For my Mirror. Boy and A Lice (ii) ALICE: Guess it¡¯s true what they say about Big Joan then. BOY: It is. ALICE: Won¡¯t stop me from getting pissed off and Frownland frowning. BOY: That¡¯ll makes me feel the blues like Dachau. ALICE: Keep your Dachau. I just want the rhythm with some blues. BOY: Will Brockhampton¡¯s STAR do? ALICE: Do then. Doing after. BOY: STAR is bold. STAR is enamored with no hair Sif. Sifu to Student be like: ¡°You silver even without your gold. You David even without the crown. You Merlin even without the Arthur.¡± ALICE: Another! This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it.BOY: El Mago on the pitch, STAR¡¯s in love with David Silva. David on the silver screen, STAR loves Hollywood, holy wood, Merlyn Wood. Merlin (with the staff) mad, merde, Myrrdin. The original before the popular. Hydlide before Dragon Buster. 1984 like Orwell. Oh well, George just killed the dragon. STAR loves Killing Eve. Not Season 4, that¡¯s where Villanelle got killed. Jodie ends CTRL like its a deluxe. That¡¯s what S4 feels like to STAR, a deluxe they could have done without. Still binge it again and again though for STAR loves Jodie. Love her as much as it loves SZA. Long live SZA! Love live Moby Dick! STAR loves dick only if its Moby sized. STAR loves phallus only if its Greek. Get to doing, Alice. ALICE: A lice will have a sausage over a dick any day cause Alice can chew it. Just being frank like Sinatra. BOY: Sin at Ra, you hate Beatles so no Pharaoh¡¯s Dance for you. No Bitches Brew for you. You are Kind of Blue. Awkward Awkward silence is broken by stoplight-not-stoplight going green. A lice and Boy both ride off into the sunset. Finis. Start. Stutter. Saint Utter is utter speechless, rendered mute by music. Kind of Blue among Bitches Brew? Got Alice feeling like a dick in a company of pussies (cock) Coke, artichoke, chalk Chalk, chalk, chalk Chalk it up to drink Drive, U.S.B, you sun (of a) beach, bitch boy in a tomb of beetles Ra, Shogun, wind gun not on hip of Commander cause No cheddar Blame it on coke, chalk, artichoke Choke, choke, choke Chalk it up to drink, DRInk Democratic Republic of Ink is ruled by Pen. A lice is a Pen. A lice is a Pendragon. A lice is a Arthur. Other. Alien. Humanitarian. Ghost out of the Machine. Kid sees ghost and adult Adult reads Ghost like Dandadan Kids See Ghosts sometimes and adults Adults see them all the time and that¡¯s half the story Aliens the other, combine the two and get Dandadan. Kids See Ghosts sometimes and Adults See Dandadan all the time. That¡¯s ghosts and the deluxe. The terrestrial is extra. It¡¯s alien like Scavengers Reign. Scavengers rain. Rain bows. Reign is extra plus art alley and ordinary equals rocambolesque and thats not all. Extraordinary has been elevated to extraordinarily good. Dandadan is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Kids See Ghosts is similarly sesquipedalian rated. Kids See Ghosts¡¯ replay value is quattuordecilion percent. Kids See Ghosts completes psychedelic rap like Madvillainy does villainy. Like Vertumnus does food art. Artemisia¡¯s Self-Portrait as the Allegory of Painting. MF DOOM¡¯s MM¡­FOOD. Basquiat and Warhol. The Madvillain of art that never released Madvillainy. They have the singles though. Like Dos Cabezas/Illest Villains(Madvillainy) Portrait of Jean-Michel Basquiat as David/Fancy Clown This novel''s true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there.General Electric with Waiter/Operation Lifesaver Untitled (Andy Warhol with Barbells)/SickFit Paramount/Strange Ways Handball/Hardcore Hustle Arm and Hammer II/Accordion 6.99/Money Folder OP OP/Figaro Ten Punching Bags (Last Supper)/Do not Fire! Olympic Rings/Shadows of Tomorrow Taxi, 45th (Broadway)/All Caps [Break] [Break] To academics, Drake is a male duck that should have ducked Duckworth but its sense of worth got it thinking it was the better duck, the Drake Mallard¡¯s alter-ego AKA Darkwing Duck which is ¡®inevitable victory¡¯ for what else does a superhero do but win? Win an L for the second time is what, and not just any L but an L from the El of rap which means it¡¯s apocalyptic. Which means the superhero is a devil. Not Like Us? Most definitely! Not studying The Heart Part VI, everyone is outside playing Not Like Us. Not you, though. I know, KNOW that academics will be studying The Heart Part VI, has studied the Heart Part VI so mayhaps you would be unkind enough to answer my Qs 1. Why are they six parts to a four chambered heart? 2. Why did the male duck overreach not once but twice? 3. Why did he involve Negaduck¡¯s fiancee and friend when it should have been strictly fire flows? Strictly Come Dancing but the drake came flying, is flying above everyone and that includes Sigurd and his sword which cannot cut him down except¡­a drake can¡¯t fly. This is a dream and in reality, Sigurd has just eviscerated a drake. Man has fought drake and won, call the loser a mandrake. From dragon to hairstyle (box braids), welcome to [ASAP] Rocky¡¯s world. You¡¯re Apollo Creed so yeah, its an L again. A gain in the Ls? Not exactly as this one is not what comes after the second but is the before. The 1. The story. It begins as all awesome stories do. With a fuck. Once upon a time, there was an ibis on a beach. Its bill poked the beach¡¯s cat. And poked. And poked. And the bill exploded. That¡¯s a supernovae of wisdom. The Mim is dead. Long live the meme. Just left. That¡¯s dad. Drake. Push a T down his throat and you have that. This: Drake¡¯s a dad, man (Reprise) Drake is dead. Long leave drake Leaves his second skin, Dwarf has been freed by the Fafnir slayin¡¯ Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings.Beef over, it¡¯s back to dwarfing the game once again His losses only theoretical, call that black dwarf Mob Ties but he ain¡¯t Mob!! Don¡¯t need to be for his sales can one punch man, any man Tatsumaki too Her Loss He¡¯s savage like Circo Loco STALLION: Shut TF up if you ain¡¯t Odin Odin rides Sleipnir Law rides with thee Stallion (the slipper?) Fits her foot to a T Guess she one of the Push Guess she gets a W His loss (Another one upcoming) Rocky gets the girl (Another one upcoming!) Rocky knocks out Apollo Creed (Another one upcoming!!) Sun God¡¯s creed failin¡¯ Credentials crumblin¡¯ (Another one upcoming?) Don¡¯t know if but I do know that academics will study this letter, decipher the hidden messages, package them and send them to he-with-wings-but-cannot-fly. Just¡­make sure you show me his reply , Mr Stupid.